What's my name? Captain. Captain. Welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for joining us on another episode of I Have Notes. Today, we have a very special episode or a very spiritual, spiritual episode, but before I get into this amazing panel that we have with us today, let's talk about Express VPN. Let's pull up that lower third. RTTV is sponsored by Express VPN. Don't let hackers steal your financial details. Secure your data, your data, however you prefer to say it. Expressvpn.com forward slash RTTV. Now let's go to our amazing panel. Let's go to the co-host, the amazing and amazingly talented, Erin Nguyen. Where are you at, Erin?  And who else, who else do we have with us? We have two very special guests today. Who's the first person? Let's go to... That's me, I guess. It's me, it's me, I'm Sam. Hi. That's all I got. What is up, Sam? And who is our next very special guest with us today? We have with us, Caleb Milton, what is good? Hello. Yeah, I like that shirt. Yeah. Wow. That's pretty cool. What is that? What is that? Top word? What is that? Like, is this like a... Downton Berry? Like, that is... Downtown Abbey? Downtown Abbey? Downtown Abbey? Downtown Berry. That was the highlight of going to Japan with Downton Berry.  What is it? It's just like a big area with a lot of... It's just like a big area with a lot of food, right? Like, I don't know. You always see the crabs, they have like these buildings with the huge mechanical crabs and you get crab at them. And yeah, it's like a mile-long kind of like farmer's marketing thing. Okay.  It was awesome.  It was dope. Before we continue on this talk, Mike brought up that lower third because I missed it. Sign up. Be a first member. We really appreciate it. You know, join us in the chat if you want to sign up for free trial, but be a first member. Be a first member. Okay. And now back to back to this talk here about Japan. What were you saying, Kayla? Oh, no. I was saying, why are you describing the meat black market and be stars? Oh, yes. Where is that? Where is that Nintendo world? I'm just going to call it super in super Nintendo world. Like the whole Mario place. Is that in Osaka as well? No, I think it's like outside of Tokyo. I because I've never been to Japan, but that is probably okay. So real real quick. I have some stops. I have some stops. If I were to ever go to Japan after the after the panorama ends after the Panama Canal ends. I would like to go to Tokyo specifically to that one little. I guess it's like the Times Square. It's that corner where like every movie drifts through like a strictly Tokyo drift for fast and furious underrated Tokyo drift is underrated. And then I would want to go see that super Mario world place. And then I would want to just figure out that one village with the last ninja clan in it. What? I think I think this is real. I'm pretty sure I saw it on like National Geographic or something. I'm pretty sure.  But also they filmed Tokyo drift in Los Angeles. I'm not sure if you want to go to Los Angeles. There's no way to do the whole thing though. No, the first half was in California. Well, yeah. But then he goes to Tokyo. They don't film where they are. Yeah. I picked up the wiki just to double check myself with it. Tokyo drift was shot almost entirely in Los Angeles. Oh, no. That's such a bummer. Yeah. I know. Your dreams are not real.  You know what? They call him DK, right? And then the dude that I never remember his name just goes Donkey Kong. Please tell me that line was filmed in Japan. Filmed at a parking garage at Hawthorne Plaza Shopping Center. Tell me that's in Japan. Please tell me that's just a little prefecture in Japan. Hawthorne is a prefecture in Japan. Yeah. You know, Shinjuku, Harajuku, Hawthorne. Hawthorne. Hawthorne right there.  We all know about that, right? It's a good time. Nagunaga, right? Oh, I totally forgot to add this to the topic sheet. But they, before I forget, they dropped the, what's the Netflix show we talked about a few weeks ago? Yasuke, right? Yes. Yeah.  Very excited. I am so excited for that. Lakith, anything that dude is involved with, I am, I am all about. I'm not even really like a death note fan, but it's also because I haven't really watched the anime or read the manga, but the movie, I was like, I feel watching the movie, the Netflix film, I was watching. You brave soul. And I knew I was like, I was like, I'm enjoying this movie, but me enjoying it means the fans of the anime and manga are probably hating this movie right now. That's how I felt when I was watching Birds of Prey and movie theaters. I was like, wow, perfect film, amazing film, no notes, gunna bomb, because this movie was made for me and no one else. That's how I knew it was a great movie. I thought it was, I thought it was fun. I am a, I am a fan of, of, of journey. Smollet. Is that how you say your last name? Yeah. Smollet. Yes. Smollet. I would, I would love her unconditionally. I would, I would ask for her hand in marriage right now. That's where I'm at in my head at least, but I thought that was pretty good. I thought Birds of Prey was pretty entertaining. Listen, if you don't think Birds of Prey wasn't a good movie, then you've never read the comics. That's, that's fair. Well, how's everyone doing today? I didn't ask that because you started talking about Japan and you had to wear a prefecturing shirt. So how's everyone doing? I mean, I'm doing good. I'm chilling.  I've been talking a lot in the office. Tuesday is Secret Monday. It's truly the worst day of the week, and it's coming through on this Tuesday for sure. Yeah, Tuesday is the worst day of the week, like fully. Yeah. I thought I'm not the only one who has a super busy Tuesday. Yeah. It seems kind of universal across the, yeah. It's also just emotionally bad. You know what? I'm going to throw this out here. Maybe this is spicy. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Hot takes. Hot takes, right? Eesa's got her onions and all that stuff. I've got rhubarb. Is that an onion? I don't know. I don't know. You can say leeks. You've got leeks. Oh, leeks. You've got scallions. Scallions. Any of those are kind of in the onion family. Yes, yes. But like, I've kind of become adapted to working from home. It's the only time where like in a meeting, I can literally turn off my camera and lay on the ground and steer at the ceiling. Yes. I can't do that. Or maybe I'll try to do that if we get back into the office, but I don't think it'll probably be, I don't think it'll go over well. So I'm all about the turning up the camera, laying down, existential crisis. I'm just looking at the ceiling and seeing little, little patterns in the, in the, in the little, in the little wallpaper or whatever I have here. Yeah. I don't ever want to be in the office again. Yeah. I'm a hundred percent with you.    Right?  This is my routine now. You shouldn't have me at home for a year. That's what you get. You paid for this. And I feel like that's just how it's going to be. I'm going to make coffee during every meeting and yeah, send me back home until you get quiet coffee machines or something.  No, no, no, please keep the meeting going. I'm just making coffee. You don't mind me. This is what I used to do. And this is what I'm going to continue doing. And see like, and what would be great is if we all like did, did what we normally do now, but in a meeting. So like, Kayla, you got the kettle, Sam, you're making a lot of tastes for me. You're just going to randomly hear the theme song from unsolved mysteries playing because that's what I do during meetings. I'm literally, I have one screen with, with our Google Meets and the other screen. I'm legitimately watching unsolved mysteries with the 90s show version. No one solved any mysteries. These people are gone. They're gone. Just let them go. But like, yeah, like that's all I do during meetings is I don't pay attention and then I watch unsolved mysteries or murder. She wrote murder. She wrote is a, is a, is a classic banger. So what about you, Aaron? What do you do during, during meetings? I mean, honestly, I, I'm, I'm a good student and I try to pay attention only because I'm art director and I kind of have to. Otherwise I am definitely multitasking and I'm like trying to do art as I'm listening in, which is like, I guess the one benefit of working from home for me anyways, because definitely cannot do that. Going into one single meeting room and watching a review or whatever. But at least now I can like, kind of multitask and get some actual work done. So. That's what's up.  I'm sorry to say the NFT bubble is popping. All right. I didn't even get a chance. I didn't even get a chance to hop in. I don't even, I still don't even know what fungible means. I still think it is Funyuns. Unique. It's unique. It's fungible. It's no worry about it. It's just. It is unique. Yeah. Tyler. Thank you. Tyler had to. I was explaining. It for the podcast episode that's coming out tomorrow. What it was. And as I was explaining it. I needed him to give me an explanation as I was explaining it. Somebody asked me about one of the words in the explanation that I could not explain. What was the word?  No, it was blockchain. Oh, blockchain. Word. Cause like, I know what blockchain is and how it fits in, but I didn't know like what exactly blockchain meant. And I was like, uh, I see like when, when like my mom would ask me about like Bitcoin, I would just explain it because I still don't know a hundred percent exactly. Like I don't have full comprehension of it. I just kind of do that thing to where she's just like, no, what's, what's a Bitcoin?  You now have to further explain what those words are.  All you have to say is that all money is fake and everything that we give value only has value because we've given it value. And this is just one more thing. Look at that. You hit us with some, with some excess. Look at that. It's like diamonds. Yeah. Diamonds. Just some old coal. Like, yeah. It just expired coal. Yeah. There's literally so many diamonds. Look at that. It's expired coal. Yeah. There's literally so many diamonds. Like there's so many diamonds. There's no reason for them to be that expensive. Except for relying to us. The ones that people making a lab are just kind of better. Right. You can get them in college. People don't want them.  That's what they do. People that buy diamonds.  Have you ever seen a dragon opal? Google that right now. Everybody open up a tab and Google dragon opal. 100%.  Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is Sauron. Yo, yo.  We're all looking off camera right now because we're all looking like this is. Look at that. Yo, that is the universe. Have you seen Men in Black? Like that's that's it. That's Orion's belt. Like the universe in there. What would you do if there was a universe in it? What if we are in a dragon opal right now?   I feel like if you break that, the world would just fall into chaos. And then you'd have to collect the shards. And then it would become the whole plot line for Inuyasha at this point. That's exactly it. That is wild. But yeah, you know, like I be down with like some scientific grade diamonds. I feel like they would be stronger, right? And harder. It's like more ethical as well. Oh, 100%.  Yeah. Diamonds is mad. Not ethical. Diamonds and lithium are the most unethical things that we do. I think. Yeah. No. My own batteries are so important to me.  Like on an odd spectrum, like even lithium is a like just itself as a medicine for some forms of bipolar. Like it can be a helpful, useful resource.  Besides that, like, I don't know. I don't feel like you need diamonds for anything. But if diamond is the hardest and we're not making shit of the diamonds, then why do we need them? So that's it. So that's the thing is we need Kanye to come back and instead of doing another diamonds are forever track, it's diamonds are for nothing. Diamonds are temporary. Diamonds are for nothing. That's it. I don't think. I don't think Kanye is the person we want to make him messages for us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Old Kanye though. Old Kanye before the Yeezys came. Yeah. Yeah. I was talking to somebody about this the other day about how like, I feel like you should separate the artists from the art. Yeah. And I pretty much only say that because I want to listen to Kanye's first three albums and not feel guilty and also man in the mirror. But like, yeah, I just like that's like my whole argument really. I don't have like a good ground point for it. It's just like those albums are really good. And I don't know what to say besides that. And I think I saw something too where it was a dammit. My brain just blank. It's the dude from SNL, the super young dude, the one that dated Ariana Grande. Pete Davidson. You know what I'm talking about. Pete Davidson. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. There you go. Where it's just like, yeah, just acknowledge that the person's a shitty person. And then just as long as you can acknowledge it, then you can kind of listen to it. Oh yeah. That's like whenever someone's like, oh yeah, I want to listen to R Kelly.  So if you can get through that. Man. That's facts.   Or what about like, I believe I can fly. Cause now my brain's going into some places that I'm like, I don't even want to go there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I can't like occasionally pick up the remix to ignition, like, I don't know. I just don't even know. Well, some are even worth it anymore. Well, Sam, here's the, here's the real tea. Yeah. Unfortunately, I was given this forbidden knowledge. I was given to the one shot of me. To the what? To the what? Okay. I was given. Thank you. I was given this unfortunate knowledge that if you play ignition part one, which I didn't know there was one, I just assumed it was lost to the sands of time. If you play that and then play ignition, the remix, the way they line up is like, if I was like in a club, when that happened, I would, I would have lost my goddamn mind the first time. Like that'd be like, that'd be like, that's like if the world was open when it was like, all right, we've been listening to Savage for three weeks, but then like at the end of Savage, it perfectly looped into the remix and you hear Beyonce for that first time. It was like that same level of, oh my God, I'm losing my goddamn mind. It is unfortunately a perfect loop. One of our coworkers did divulge the secret to me. I'm not going to, I'm not going to add them. But yeah, it's a, if you can, again, if you can live with yourself, it's unfortunate how much if I can like slam them back to back and premiere and just like transitions incredible. It's a literal perfect transition. It's unfortunate. The only song that I have a hard time letting go for our Kelly is a step in the name of love like that one. But the only reason why I have a somewhat of an attachment for it is because I used to be a wedding videographer. Yeah. But it was at every black wedding and then like everyone's getting down and having a good time. And so that song, I don't know. It just kind of, kind of sits somewhere in my heart a little bit, but like just, I'm kind of like, just throw it in the mix just so we can get both sides of this. It's that most millennial white weddings too, y'all. It's got that, it's got that kind of footprint. Like that's when you know it's at a banger. It's at all the wedding range. And the cha-cha slide. I've got the cha-cha slide isn't it? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh man. All right. Yeah. So we got, we got some topics that we have not even gotten like touched upon. Erin, take it away. Which one do you want to talk about first? I mean, JoJo's part six was announced on Easter Sunday. Jolene has risen. Jolene. She's coming. I'm very excited. I could go on and on about JoJo's, but I won't. So, so like real quick, like I'm aware of part six, but do you want to talk spoilers? Cause like, I don't necessarily want to go into spoilers if we don't want to go that route. But I just know that Jolene is the daughter of Jodaro. Yes. And he is from part three and four, but part three, Stardust Crusaders, which is almost one of my favorites and hated parts of the entire JoJo's bizarre adventure. But for me, it's specifically in part three, how they treated my man, Muhammad, Muhammad Abdul. Like, I had to say, they did him so dirty. And if anyone has watched it, you know my man goes out on a limb for, what is his name? Paul Noreth. Is that he say his name? Paul Noreth. Goes out on a limb for his buddy, gets capped, dies, comes back, and then I'm like, okay, cool, okay, cool. He's going to redeem himself. He's going to, he's going to have his redemption. He's going to be off the chain. No, he dies to another user name, vanilla ice. What was that, man? I was like, yo, they just did my boy, Muhammad, so bad. They just, they just did him so dirty. And I couldn't get past it, even though I love Jodorow. Josuke is technically my favorite of the Joe. Well, really it's Joseph. Actually it's Joseph. Because if you watch the subversion, the, every time he says a word that's in English is the funniest thing I've ever heard. But, but yeah, tell us more about a part six. I just had to get that out there about part three. I love it. That was a Germany. I mean, if we're talking about part three, I do think part three is overrated. And Jodorow is easily one of the most boring children. It's just, he's like, he's like that. Like it was, you could just, you just know in your heart of hearts, if you would just watch that, you just know that that one specifically was written by a man. Like, because like he's that typical stuff. Jodorow is like, what, 17? And the man is built like a 34 year old, Ron James with like six championship rings. That dude, that dude is like stacked. He has built like a grown man. He's really mean to his mom. So mean to his mom.  He's calling her a patron stuff. Yeah. Unnecessary. Like throw him back in jail. Unnecessary. And I've never seen another person successfully use pockets so efficiently. Like his hands are at least one hand is, it's always one hand in the pocket. And the other hand is here. And then he's leaning back. So he's just kind of like doing this number right there. And so like that's, that's why I like Jodorow. I don't know. He's, he's, he's cool, but then he's like not cool. And do you, who do you think has the best power for, for their stand? Like who do you think has the best one? Out of the JoJo's. Out of the JoJo's. Oh no. I think, I mean, okay. So there's a thing with JoJo's, the more buff you are, the less powerful you are. I guess like stand wise. I mean, Jonathan doesn't even really have a stand. But then you get to like Giorno and Jolene. Who are very, well Jolene's a literal woman. And then Giorno is like a little twink, but they have like the most powerful stands in my opinion. Honestly. Yes. About part six and I didn't answer your question. Basically. Yeah. Jolene is Giorno's daughter. It takes place in 2011 in Florida. Of all places. And Jolene is in prison. And yeah, I don't want to go too much more into it. That's what it is.   A better dad. He's a terrible person. He's a terrible person. He's a terrible person. He's a terrible person. He's a terrible person. He's a terrible person. A better dad. But it's only like a certain extent. Yeah. Who didn't see that coming? Like he's just kind of shitty in general. Yeah. He's definitely more likeable in part four in my opinion. I still remember. Is Jolene the one that got the Gucci, the Gucci collab? Yes. Yes. What? Hold on. I'm about to look that up right now. I gotta go to a new tab. Dragon Opals in the other tab. Hold on. A spin-off comic. I think it's Fly High with Gucci. Something like that. Yeah. It's like a six-page Gucci ad. Yeah. It's a six-page Gucci ad. It starts Jolene. Bruno and Ebaquio from part five are there. They're like cops or something. They're like cops. Yeah. It's, it's wild. That was gorgeous though. So. Wait, but it's in, it's like, it's in. It's a comic. It's a comic, but she's wearing Gucci. Hold on. I believe so. They had some stuff for you. Because I remember, I was in, I remember being in Vegas in the Gucci store. We walked by it and it had a bunch of JoJo art in the window.  And then that's how like I Googled it. Then I was like, oh, that's cool.  Yeah. There's like a Dragon Ball Z Gucci drop like a couple of years ago, I think. Word? I think they did like a Nikotsky line. What? Or they did the Nikotsky line, the Dragon Ball Z line or something crazy like that. Oh yeah. I mean, I remember Michael B Jordan also did something with Naruto and. Yeah. He's, he just, he just said it. He just said, I can't even describe how he said Naruto. What did he say? Was it Naruto? No, it's like, God, it's, it just hurt my heart the way he said it so bad. It just wasn't accurate. It was like, new, new, new road to, I think he says road to, and I was like, oh, oh, bro.  He moved the letters around. Maybe he moved the letters. Okay, I'll give it to him. Yeah. I can't even say it again.  And then I came out with it. So I feel like that's what he did. I'm not hating on him. Cause like I would, I, I try not to be a height beast to buy every supreme thing or what I buy zero supreme stuff. But it's like, if it does have like Naruto on it, if it has like a little Akatsuki symbol or a little like Uzumaki symbol, I might rock with it. But if it's like the whole shirt, I can't get down with it. I'm, I'm a grown man. I got way too many graphic Ts for a man in his 30s. So I'm trying to like tone it down. I've got my standby dragon ball do rag. You got the thunder cat. I got the thunder cat baby. I think it's like over there somewhere. I got to see it. Please fight. Yo, talk amongst yourselves. I got to see this. By the way, what we're talking about is there is a there for the audience at home, there is an amazing musician by the name of thunder cat.  But he has a song called a, hold on. I don't want to mess up the title. I'm going to look it up. Thunder cat dragon ball. Yeah. Oh yeah. I guess it's what it's called. Dragon ball do rag. Check out the track. It is an amazing. I love it. Does it have all seven on there? I believe it does.  I don't know. Okay. And real talk. I am looking at that from here and even through the webcam. I could see the quality in it. It looks. It is double layered, which is double edged. It is thick and soft. But it is so thick that it comes off in the night sometimes because of the dual layers. But like, what you going to do? You got to tie it. You got it. It's silky. So tight. But that is good. Man, that's crazy. When does the. When does the part? It's all in the bonnet too. So. There hasn't been an announcement date. I think they literally just announced it on Sunday confirming that it is in fact happening. But judging by previous releases. I would bet on it coming out later this year, maybe like fall or winter anime season. No, no stopping Jojo at this point, just because the meme community behind it is so life. It's so. The memes are the reason to watch Jojo probably like that's like the best thing. It's like Jojo like Iraqi and then they built a car and then the fuel is all the memes that.  So I still remember when we were, when you and I were researching and writing for the death battle, that was, uh, it was, it was Jojo's bizarre adventure. And what was it fist of the north star? Was that it? Yeah. Yeah. Who's the different fist again? I forget his name. I forgot his name too. Shit. Yeah, either way. Not Jonathan. But I remember when, when we, when we had to like write that the fight, the first thing I was thinking of was how many. How many of these Jojo memes can we fit into one fight? And luckily we had the help of, of jets, uh, crews. So he absolutely loves the show. And every single time we were, we were thinking about like what could happen. Our first thought was like, how do we, how do we make Joseph Joestar say something that is like a meme, a hundred percent. And we worked in a couple of memes and I'm super proud of how that fight turned out. I thought it was great. But, uh, yeah. That was it right there. Yeah. That was a good one. We got music track and everything was great for that. Oh, yeah. The whole thing. Who's the character who does the thing with the cherry on the train? So Paul direct. Yeah. Yeah. The railroad guy. Oh, it's that one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And he does the little, how does the sound again go? It's like, Yeah.  That's good stuff. I was just ahead of his time making all these. No doubt. No doubt. She didn't understand much.   And then this is for me. And if anybody else reads it, then like that's on them. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then like Josuke, if I'm not mistaken from part four is based on prints, at least like his design. I think if you like, if you like Google that, I'm pretty sure I'm right. I'm pretty sure. Like this is a, this is this is a hot take here. I feel like he is the anime version of Hideo Kojima. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. Like he just goes for it. Right. I have like a very specific genre of like media. I like it. It's weird. Japanese things. So like Hideo Kojima, Araki, um, they're in the mix for sure. Yoko, whatever his name is. Yeah. So good. That's what's up.  Kayla, tell us about the podcast since we're at the big point. Let's let's, let's plug that podcast in there. What podcast? Your podcast. Oh, no, no dumb.  So I have this podcast, right? It's called no dumb answers with Mark and Brad, and it comes out on Wednesdays for at least the next two weeks. And then after that, you've got eight, eight whole episodes that you can binge on the RT website or wherever you find podcasts. So it's a fake podcast with a real podcast in it. Um, it's easier to just listen to it than for me to explain the premise, but I promise you it is very funny. And we talk about stuff.   So yeah, if any of that interests you, tune in. Oh, also we had a very heated two episode discussion on the proper Oreo. Cream amount. The correct answer is obviously double stuff Oreo should be the standard stuff. No, it is normal and we had a poll and you are incorrect. We had more people do the poll than follow the account. count. And that's how you know people cared about the Zoe. Zoe was on this podcast like four or five weeks ago. And we talked about the Oreo thing. And I think all of us agree, like standard Oreos are better. It's harmony. It's balance. Disgusting. It's it's we. I think Zoe said it where if you go double stuff, that's just gluttony. Like it's just like this.  No, here's the thing. This is why me and her get into fights. It'd be one thing if she said that, but then she said, or mega stuff is a perfect amount. And I'm like, no, hold on. Well, for her, I mean, she's living Johnny tsunami.  Like, yeah, exactly.  And I don't think they should exist in mankind was not supposed to discover we were not supposed to be stuffed thrice. Like I still feel like I'm on her side with this one entirely. I'm about the harmonious Oreo. Kayla, can you preview with a little bit about this week's episode? What's that one about? Oh, yeah, this week we've got it. Look at how messy that is. It looks like you just dropped it on the floor. 110 calories EOS. Shit. Yo, I'm about that.  Anyway, what would you say? I was saying, can you preview what this week's episode is like? Yes, we have Hannah on this week. Playing a character. Hannah. Hannah McCarthy.  I was like, you know, Hannah my wife, that's her last name. Yeah, Hannah McCarthy is our guest this week. And she plays a Kazmer YouTuber. Kazmer. That's cat ASMR. What? Thank you. Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry. There's cat ASMR. I made it up for this podcast. Oh, I'm like, I don't know. 100%. There is. Well, there you go. Yeah, so that's our thumbnail for this week's episode. We also talk about suffragette jutsu. Yeah. So basically, suffragettes, the women who were like, give women the right to vote, but just the white ones. Whenever they were marching in the streets, they would get arrested a lot by the police. So they learned martial arts and they were fighting cops in the streets and throwing down. And then we talk about the woman who like, was the most notorious one for doing that. Yeah. This sounds like a hot episode. This sounds like an off the chain episode. Yeah. Wednesdays. It's not Wednesdays. Yeah, Wednesdays. Yeah. So that's, that's all tomorrow at 3am, a.k.a. midnight Pacific time. Wait, what? Wait, like 3am, like Eastern Standard time? No, 3am, Eastern Standard, midnight Pacific, whatever. Word, word. Wednesdays. If you're awake on the Wednesday, it's out. Well, let's move on to the, since we're this late, let's move on to the next topic. It was the reason why I said this was going to be a very spiritual episode, because Erin set us off. What are we talking about here? Oh gosh. So I discovered this quote, quote, commune, a TikTok commune. And some people are questioning this commune. It sounds very cult-like, though if you ask them about it, they will deny it. And we asked Sam if he wanted to be on, because he has a little experience with cults. And I know Kayla, I think you did a lot of research on this for me if I'm wrong. Yeah, we talked about it on the last week's episode, I think. So excited. Oh, wow, that is exciting. So, cults are super fascinating to me. What's up with this cult? Oh, bro, what's not up with this cult? Yeah, like, give me the low down here. Yeah, the low. I mean, one, like, are they called the garden? Yeah, which is literally like, if you're writing a book about cults and you didn't know what the name of your cult yet, you'd be like, I'm just going to call them the garden. The garden, yeah. Like the Bible, I'm trying to find a word. Yeah. This is the garden. Yeah. The garden is either a cult or just every single apartment complex. The garden. The Eden at the garden or this or the countryside at the garden. I feel like it's every, at least there's at least a one-bedroom, every apartment complex that has the word the garden in it. I feel like the starting base model one-bedroom studio is over $1,000. No, I feel like that's so good. That's disgusting. Sorry, someone said there's, if you spend 40, you spend $40 and get a nine pound pail of Oreo only filling. Disgusting. What would you do with it? Die.  I feel like it's just like lard and sugar though, right? Like, it can't be like crazy. Well, no, it's not lard because it's, they're vegan, right? Yeah. Cause yeah, you're right. They're vegan. So it can't be. Or you just flip it. You, you just flip it. You like start to make your own Oreos and you just sell them each a little bit more. And then you just try to like, you just try to run the girl scout cookies. You try to run them out of business. So like, you just kind of like buy that thing for $40. You make your own cookies and then try to, try to triple that mug. I don't know why.  They do.   No other options in this. It's illegal to say no. I've, I've, I, I don't think anyone has successfully said no to at least a thin mint too, too.  Like under my breath.  Of course I want Samoas. Like every time they, they'll get around it. What's your favorite girl scout cookie, I guess. It's Samoas. No doubt. Well, they stopped calling them Samoas. They're coconut delights now because Samoas was insensitive. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the coconut on it? Is that what it's called? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, coconut delights is also just a better descriptor. It really is.  Because if you didn't know. I know exactly what that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no second guessing. Mine are thin mints, but very specifically the freezer. Yeah. Yes.  I cannot trust you. I cannot, I cannot cosine on any documents that you need. I cannot know to right. But again, warm thin mints are like, like cold soup. Like it's not for me. Not for me. Get out of here. Give me all your room temperature thin mints already though. I'll tell you. They're better in the freezer. I don't know what you're doing. They are, but I'll still eat a room temperature. Dude, all my favorite girl scout cookies. I don't care. My favorite cookies got discontinued, all of them. Wait, which ones? I loved all abouts and I loved the lemon version of the all about basically. The all about was like the sherbet cookie with the chocolate on the bottom. I don't remember that. Oh, that one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Back to Google everybody. Yeah. And then they had one that was like, basically like a lemon cookie sandwich type thing that then became a lemon version of the all about.   It's awful. It's disgusting. The lemon up they got rid of them. Yeah. The ones that were like the lemon cream sandwiches. Yeah, those are pretty good. They were fantastic. And I feel like they're only around for like two years. I now they have lemonade. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I kind of get weirded. Okay. So to a to a very small degree, I kind of get weirded out by things that are lemon flavored. Sure. But it's only because and it's not the lemon's fault. It's not the lemon flavors fault. It's really it's more me. It's not it's not you. It's me. It's, I worry about things that are lemon flavored because things that are banana flavored off. Nothing tastes good. That is banana flavored. Oh yeah.   It's the old banana. It's the old banana. What is it called? There's there's there's Cavendish. I think it's Cavendish and then grow Michelle. Is that what it's called? It's like French gross. It's like, yeah, it's like gross. You can affirm. But yeah, I remember being like a gross. Yeah, that's what it was what bananas actually taste like. That's what they used to taste like.   Yeah, they just just for the record, they also kicked out tag alongs apparently, which I thought were pretty dank. So they can't. Now they have bean butter sandwiches. So they just replace it with a different peanut butter cookie. They patties. There's so many cookies. No, there's only nine Aaron. Those shitty toffee tip cookies. And I feel like they're like a cranberry cookie one year. That was really good. They got seasonal cookies now. Yeah. Okay. No, they don't. Okay. My sisters were Girl Scouts.  So I like knew all of them. And when they were coming in and out of season, and it's just like, they be, they be cycling through them. Like one year they were like, I don't know. The dice say vegan chocolate chip cookies. And then two years later they're gone. Oh, these are enough cookies. I'm looking at our, I'm looking at our chat and Micah saying the names are different based on regions. Different factories have different names for the same recipe. Yeah. That just sounds like discrepancies all low in the place. That sounds like poor quality control. It's like, I think it's like, because there's two, there's an east coast and a west coast manufacturer, I think. So when they make them, it's like, they, they're basically like, all right, you can do this.  Yeah, they're different regionally. That's terrible. The last time the east coast and the west coast were beefing, we lost beefing in Tupac. We cannot lose the, and now we're losing cookies. Come on now. Like the all abouts were like, like, I call them all abouts, but when I moved here and found out that they had them on the west coast and I bought like five boxes one year, they weren't even called all, I don't even remember what they were called.  They had the things on them, like your leader and stuff, right? Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like sounds culty to me. Right? 2007 has a girl scout smore cookie.  Yeah, that looks like it was the smore cookie. It was like a square and it was a graham cracker with a thin layer of like marshmallow and then it was like dunked in chocolate. I'm sorry, wait, hold on, hold on, real quick. Hold on. How did you say that again? I'm Margemallow. Wait, how do you say that? Margemallow? Margemallow. Is that how you say it? Cause you got, you're saying it with so much confidence. That's how you actually say it. Listen, this is raccoon, this is raccoon all over again and I will not be silenced. So what's the, what can I get the proper pronunciation on raccoon? Okay. I do the rat at the beginning, so I guess I do it wrong, but you say that with so much confidence. I'm about to change the way I'm about to subscribe to this ideology now. Send it over time for me, please. Margemallow? Margemallow or raccoon? How's the, the marsh comes out so clean fast under it. I don't know how she's doing it. And then it's just Mallow? Margemallow? I thought I knew originally you were saying it with me.  Yeah. Yeah. Oh wow. See, okay. Marshmallow is that one. You converted me. Kayla, you have converted me to them. Margemallow. Yeah. And I can't say it the way you say it though. There's like a weird transition between Marsh and Mallow. I can't do it. Sam, you say it like an Italian or something. That's like a, I think Zoe yelled at me for, I, I said like colab instead of like colab, I guess, but I'm like the strain on your face. I don't know. Wait, what is it? Oh, this is a diagram. Yeah. See, I know the ABC bakers. Yeah. Different manufacturers in the left box. We are looking at the different manufacturers for those in, in, in monitor computer monitor land. ABC bakers and little brownie bakers. Wait, what? The ABC looks like the winner. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can tell it's got more fat, more sugar, more calories, less protein, so you know. It's got faint vanilla and marshmallow. If they didn't write s'mores on the right one, I would not have guessed that as a s'mores cookie. No. That looks like a people are else looking cooking. From the side profile, profile, you would have guessed s'mores though. Profile? Profile. Yeah. New pronunciations towards that. It's the profile. From the side. That's how it's spelled. Don't think about it. Which, by the way, speaking of like pronouncing words, I will say in my experience on this planet, I have a very hard time trusting men specifically who say the word finance. Finance. Say what? Not finance. They say finance. You, like, I will say finance.  And I'm like, wait, what? Wait, I'm sorry. So any time a person says finance, I cannot trust them.   That is, oh, here we go. Here we go. So this is everywhere. But look at that divide between DFW. Look at that. This should follow the Mississippi. Look at that. That's so weird. I like that Austin, Austin and Dallas could have beef. Dallas and Fort Worth could have beef over these cookies. Are you looking at the manufacturers or is this the electoral college we're looking at here? Alabama split and then like just New Orleans gets like that part of Louisiana like what? That's wild. That is wild. Thank you for pulling that out. That is amazing. You learn something new every day. Yeah, it's like that to me. I want to look at that more. I wonder if that's why I feel like I've seen a lot of different styles because like living in DFW, we got both of them. Like you said, across the imaginary line. Didn't even know, right? Yeah. I thought I was eating two different, my worlds are colliding right now. My worlds are financing right now. I'm not interested. Financing. So first, wait, real quick, we got up on a crazy cookie tangent, which I, which is okay. We've breezed past colds. Let's talk about these colds again. Let's talk about this. I'm so excited. So, yeah, so Sam, what are your thoughts on colds or do you have? Yeah, the reason I got tagged along is because I grew up in a little bit of a cult. What? Yeah. I mean, like I said, I don't know a little bit of a story. Like, it's, yeah, it's, I don't know where you draw the line, but it definitely, like, I mean, it was definitely, because like women weren't allowed to wear like, you know, they could wear skirts, but not pants.  Yeah.   Like it was still like the OG Jesus with like, I guess some extra spice on the Holy Spirit, right?  Like I was really young. So I don't remember a lot of it. Like my big takeaway from cult was like the dessert table at like the gatherings was off the chain. So like, I don't have a girl's gas that they have. I mean, it was, it was a homemade stuff, right?   So like that is obviously not a great place to be. But the pies were off the chain. That's the catch. The pie. And just focusing on the creation. Yeah, I do.  And yeah, that was, I mean, it's cult stuff. I feel like also I would have been, like I would be so down to join any cult just like, right? I'm not going to stay. If you've got, if you've got a bus ferry, you can go Tennessee hang out in the garden.  Like I'm not going to like, at least then you get some free Nikes, right?  Like I don't think they get anything. Like they were, they were decades. Decades. Yeah, you just want those Nike decades.  Like there's no uniforms or anything. Like I don't, I don't know about that. Like I don't want to pour a cult, right? Yeah. No, that's fair.  If the garden isn't the cult, isn't a cult?  Like they ate a feral cat. And well, hey, Aaron, honestly, it sounds like it's more like they'll invite you into their commune for like two weeks to squeeze out at out as much work as they can out of you, like to help support their community and then they'll kick you out. Yeah, that's like that best. So I mean, there's some weird, I wouldn't say weird, weirdest kind of trajectory. There's some interesting, freaky, like communes in the Austin area. I know a guy that I used to hang out with like early college time and he lives in Austin commune and like every time I hear about him or like see a thing from him is some like wild like, there's nine of us and we built this like sustainable fish pond on our land and like, you know, praise up to spirits and everything that did it.  Oh, I was gonna say, because for the garden, the thing about it is that they'll allow like anybody in like there's no background checks or whatever. So you definitely get an interesting array of people. And it's, I don't know, it's kind of sketchy, man. I don't know why people, especially TikTok, they're like targeting TikTok kids. For me, I still am trying to learn and wrap my head around like, you know, how people can get into these cults because I'm not a religious person at all, like for the audience, I am agnostic because at the end of the day, I just think humans are wrong and dumb.  So, so, so I'm agnostic because that's why you're here. You just don't want to be wrong on either side. I'm agnostic because like I, I'm okay with saying, yo, I don't know. That's it. And then the thing is, I think that like people ask me, you know, they'll say like, do you, do you believe in God? And then I'll say, yeah, I mean, I could see it happening. And they're like, okay, well, great. And then I'm like, but I think your God's wrong. And I'm like, I think, I think our understanding of what we perceive to be whatever is just wrong. So I'm always just like blown away how people can get so, you know, take things so literal. And, and like a lot of these stories, you know, specifically now I'm just talking about like the Christian Bible, that's all I'm aware of. Everything just feels like it was just copypasted from somewhere else. And so for me, I try to, I try to wrap my head around, I, I just don't think anyone could influence me to get me to join something like a cult because I would be so cynical. And I would literally be questioning the hell out of them. And then I would have this face every time they told me something, I'll go, mm hmm. The thing with cult is that they typically target people that are like, maybe like a little bit anti social or they don't have like much of a community they already belong to, like they purposely go out and looking for like outcasts or outsiders and they can feel welcome. It's not like, I'm great. I'm great. I got trust issues. That's why I don't believe it. Also, it's like, first of all, A, I've seen way too many cult shows. I know far too much about cults. And then B, I don't respect authority, especially a man telling me to do anything directly. I would be like, no. Yeah. And I don't blame you. Don't trust that man. Don't trust, especially a man that says finance. Don't trust it. I feel like I feel like I would be at least twice as likely to join a cult with like a female leader, because then I would feel like, Oh, there's some new shit. Maybe they're onto something.  We all have had a thousand chances and gotten it wrong every time. This one ain't it. Y'all like, let's see the next like next set. Come on. Any female cult leaders? Like, yes. Oh, I mean, like Oprah, but woman. They wore it's a wild, wild country. They made the documentary and it's like this woman, the one that was yeah, she was like hella high powered in that cult. But the guy was still the leader. He was like a figurehead documentary. Yeah, like, I mean, she made like all the decisions pretty much. But like if you ask anyone at the camp who the leader is, they would say that guy. And then if you ask anyone who to go to for anything, they would say her pretty much.  That was basically a little militia action. I don't know. And it was led by a woman, but I can't remember the name of it. I feel like the last podcast episode on there. Was that is a lady death strike? I'm just trying to think of like any like super hardcore game that that like a woman leader would want to have. No, they always are just like Bonnie. Bonnie Apple. No, literally.  Play spider stuff. Yeah, yeah. Well, Black Widow, that's like a woman that like kills rich men after she marries them so she can inherit their money. I thought it was just to eat them. Wait, no, that's a that's a prank. That's a prank. Pepperpots and goop. Goop is absolutely a cult. Yeah. Wait, what is goop? That's Gwyneth Paltrow.   Yeah, it's literally Joe Rogan for women. She sells a candle. Vagina. Exactly. That's what I was about to say.  Yeah, the story from the day in the office where like I don't know if it's real, but there was somebody who like claimed to be an ex-goop employee and they were just like, yeah, so Gwyneth came in one day and like we had to smell her vagina to make a candle that smelled like it. It's like the story.  Like what are you like? Like she had something of it or like you had to just walk up that close to her. Got on the table, I guess. Sure, you can find the article. Yeah, like is she like prone? Or the employee, I feel like the employees are on their knees and they have to like walk under a table.  That's a culture thing. That's them going through the through the through heaven to get to the garden. That's what it is.    The one that's like dating the Trump son. But she got like, yeah, she had like a bunch of harassment claims from like her, her employees. And then she was just like, I'm just like the men. I can harass the women that work here too.  She was like making them like shave her and like give like give her like back massages and like she would just make them like watch porn in her office. It was like weird harassment. Very weird. Yeah. Like the CEO or the founder for Thanks, which is like underwear. Yeah.  Jesus. Yeah. Oh no, that's wait, I mean, I hope it's not awesome Paltrow level though. I think if you look at anything, Gwyneth Paltrow is in these days, you can tell nothing's on her level. She's on a whole level. Literally, this lady is lost it. Gwyneth Paltrow plays herself in the Netflix series, the politician, like the characters. She's just literally doing Gwyneth Paltrow roleplay. Like all of it. I'm just like, no, she would do that. This is absolutely accurate. Yeah. And autobiography. Yeah, biographic. I like that show. I wonder when the new season comes out. I'm gonna check that out. I should have fucked. I love it. Yeah. I like it a lot. The only bad thing about that show, not on HBO Max. And on that note, that's that's our show. We run out of time. Thank you for watching another spiritual episode of I have notes tomorrow. Check out more live streams and gameplay coming up. Next up, we have stays and Kaden is back and I'm so excited. Wednesday at 11 a.m. Central Standard Time Daylight Time CDT. Don't forget to follow everyone here in social media. 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Ex-Wagner, commander on trial after Oslo Street Brawl. A former commander in Russia's Wagner Group went on trial in Oslo over a street fight in the centre of the capital. The 26-year-old Andrei Medvedev, who is seeking asylum in Norway, pleaded guilty to participating in a brawl outside a bar in February, resisting arrest and carrying an air gun three weeks later. He denied assaulting officers at the police station in the early hours of February 22. A police officer told the court that the accused had been agitated visibly drunk and in fight mode that night. Medvedev, meanwhile, said he did not remember the details. I had not intention of hurting anyone. It was just a natural physical reaction to pain being inflicted, he told the court. The prosecution has yet to announce what punishment it will seek according to AFP agency. His lawyer, Brinjolf Riznez, said his client accepted he had drunk too much and got into a fight but denied assaulting the police officer. Medvedev claims to have fought in Ukraine as a member of Wagner for four months before deserting in November when the group allegedly extended his contract against his will. A potentially valuable witness in shedding light on the group's reported brutality in Ukraine, Medvedev has been questioned by Norwegian authorities since arriving in the country. In particular, he claims to have knowledge of Wagner's executions of mercenaries who refused to return to combat and says he has a video showing this. Since his arrival in Norway, he has been a headache for authorities. In January, he was briefly arrested for refusing to follow restrictions imposed by police, according to his lawyer. He was also briefly detained in neighboring Sweden in early March.


Thank you very much for the introduction, just as a short introduction, as you know a defect is a complete defect head path, connecting NSMOS that you know in the context of cryptanalysis a defect is connecting each in set of starting states S with each states in a set of ending states. So it can be a crowd which applies to the certain number of sets, otherwise said which connects a certain number of starting ending states, you know, on a little note, over that cycle, which was introduced by the Sended Labor by Kravatovich Reshparka and Zalelyeva as a formalization of so-called each structures in splicing-cutted text which were introduced by Hoki and Suzuki. So in the context of cryptanalysis the vertices of the graph are just starting ending states and the edges of such a graph are encryption paths which where each path uses a different key. Since the first, while the first attacks were, yeah, zero-gram free image and zero-gram images attacks on round-reduced chart two, scale and their compression path, they were soon later adapted for key recovery attacks on the full radius by Bogdanovka and not much later, many more key recovery starts followed by, for instance, one square by Mada on RIA256 by Chehenchuk and also by many other who contributed to this ongoing research. While the first introductions were covering independent copy text in a series of paper, Kravatovich, Laurent, Reshparka and Bogdanov, introduced several further approaches to this, for instance, probabilistic ethics or ethics for rotations. In late 2011 and early 2012, the AS paper of Kravatovich was very interesting to us since we wanted to consider knowledge or recent cryptanalysis techniques and our initial aim was to completely understand the text by Bogdanovka and in the development then we decided just to have a small framework, which was then us and in general had a big part of the analysis to find independent e-keys of Mexican life. We focused on independent e-clicks because they're very interesting, there's a generic method, but more importantly they're very formalized and they give us, from the independence of the branches, which must apply a very well-defined criterion which can be automated to be tested. So in the remaining 15 to 20 minutes of our talk, after giving this short motivation, I will just, in brief, give you the necessary details, again, for e-clicks analysis, have a look on our frameworks, show you the results and could be up to a brief because they're all our experts, and what is e-clicks analysis in short. So of course, since it was introduced as a replacement for initial structures, given a primitive aside for compression function, we could just use splitting of this primitive, I mean, the usual spryzen-cran setting. So we are going to be in the middle attack session setting, so one can define in this spryzen-cran setting an arbitrary start and an arbitrary matching point. In the primitive, for instance, we can say we define splitting over primitive e into e1, e2 and knockout e. So like the initial structures, e-clicks are constructed just for a certain number of steps around the starting states, which we just say here is knockout e. In the following, then Resperger et al. introduce several construction algorithms. For instance, one can use a starting state as 0, define the first basic key, k and c0 here, and compute in forward direction to derive the ending sense as 0. Then, the adversary has to find 2 to the d good forward or delta differentials and compute for any so derived new key, 2 to the d times in forward directions. And if it's a good cipher, one will expect to arrive at different cipher things. Similarly, then, G4 has to find 2 to the d good backward differentials. It has to compute 2 to the d times in backward direction. Now, since these are other differences, key differences, one should expect to land or to arrive at different starting states as 0. And the crux or the interesting observation by Resperger et al. was just if it creates an independent, this means if they could not share any active non-linear operations, then they could fix every of these encryption paths through one of the starting states and through one of the ending states. And with their B-plicks, they could so test a set of 2 to the 2 d keys with only 2 times 2 to the d computations, which results in a significant computational advantage for the sub-cylinder cipher here. And in the case where now one has them meeting the middle attack or splicing pattern attack, of course, in this setting, then the adversary can use the gain advantage from the splicing path for the meeting the middle attack for its attack. As an alternative, if the number of coverage rounds of the parts not covered by the B-clip, they proposed a technique called, which they called measuring the computations, which allows the adversary still to cover any number of further rounds, while not having to depend on an existing number of attack. And this technique, of course, the adversary derives first the plain text or cipher text, which are the end, which is closer to, for which requires less computations in the setting, and takes one direction only, which suffices here, for instance, in the setting, it suffices to use a decryption, only a record to obtain the corresponding plain text for the cipher text. And in the following, first, she computes in forward direction from every plain text in the setting to some Joseph matching state, and additionally, does computations from the immediate states as j to the post of the matching state, and stores these values. So in a following, then, the adversary for all remaining 2d to the 2d minus these two times to the d, computations, the adversary has only to recompute those parts of the remaining rounds, where the states differ in computations. So from that aspect, the computation advantage can be reduced significantly, also in case to a no-media-media attacks. Additionally, this advantage can be further reduced by using the matching methods. So in the seventh paper, there was a great discussion whether or not attacks using exhausted parts are now raised or not. I do not want to contribute to this discussion. Herr Speer-Gaschia and Juan consider themselves, that put forth like the analysis is not able to conclude whether or not a particular investigative science because, in fact, it is a generic technique that can be applied to any primitive and any number of rounds to use. They are also by a university famous people, entries saying that the low computational advantage is not so relevant for key links such as 128 or much. Nevertheless, to say more generally, beating attacks can really and deep help to be right a new lower computation account for individual scientists. And that's, yeah, it's not more but it's not as important. And for us, since we want to consider independent inklings, our major motivation was really on the most important step. So how far can we construct a big leader and so how many rounds can cover forward and use the case in some economy. And yeah, to help to put the analysis then with the remaining generic things. Our framework just performs basically these three tasks which the most important, of course, is to have a look on the big click search. Then, yeah, for the remaining rounds to identify a matching which minimizes the number of paths which have to be recopy within those ones and to give a visualization to the analysis group. The task of big click search for independent inklings is, can we be, we choose to finding a pair of a set of differences that I am, and number j would share with the components and nonlinear functions. So for instance here, the AES is depicted with the forward, where the forward different one that the differences are between the left side and the number differences are depicted in the middle. And since the AES is nonlinear operation, the AES box or the sublayer, one can see that is just an example, as an example, are independent from each other. So why we could test for a given cyber and a given dimension of the cyber is every possible, yeah, every possible key difference in forward and backward direction. This task scales quite heavy. For instance, for a key size of 128 bits and a particular dimension of B4A, one could test for one direction 2 to the 37 around or 10 to the 12 differences. Why one had to test, since one had to test so many forward and same number of backward differences. Also in that simple setting one already had to test about 2 to the 17 differences, if they are independent on that. Nevertheless, of course, for Nibblewise or Byverse operating primitives, one can reduce time and memory complexity drastically by considering them. And for instance in this setting, in Nibblewise primitive, for instance like the LED64, one had to test only 432 or 2 or 496 differences in one direction for Byverse primitives such as the AS128, this task we use is 2601, which is very, so to reduce one word of how one should try to answer key differences of all. It's desirable, since we want to obtain a longer speaking, it's possible to affect as many paths as we can. And therefore, it's desirable to inject some key differences with the least possible handling rate at the beginning of the data and the end of the number differences. Moreover, for cycle rides where we have key length, which extends to some key size, it is in many cases possible to pass one round for free and one even more. And then to inject as little, as little paths, which acted as late as possible. So just to be consistent, we have chosen the way of considering case sub-cubits for cycle key sizes, which extend the sub-cubits. For instance, it applies in the AS for certain AS like cycle, for example. They have, of course, different variants. The very basic possibility which I sketched here is just to inject the minimum number of bits which are defined by the dimension. Of course, this is a desirable aspect, yet in some cases this may not lead to the optimal number of routes which could be cut apart. For instance, one could think of ejecting the equal differences in more, several bits, bytes, or nibbles, depending on the cycle, in the hope of cancelling our results of the round for transformation. Moreover, of course, we need to provide the option to use more sophisticated custom differences such as the result from this column or your next column or, yeah, different results of the round for transformation which may be cancelled in order to obtain them. Since testing all those options of the third is infeasible, we leave actually the specification of such custom differences to use as a consequence. So far to be exact, so much for the matching on the remaining rounds. We offer this option that of framework allows to test all rounds of the remaining parts where to split in order to minimize the number of we can do the path of the cipher and to test all possible paths of the states which could be as general spoken which properties do we have in our framework. We possess that we compute and store four differentials first, then compute the number of differentials and test each parameter independently. While this is for the first two options, this is quite a very feasible task for most ciphers. In the case of sophisticated differences, if there's not then the differences do not fit in the memory. You can just perform the de-click search in iterations. This takes a little more time, but still really good. As you have noted, it would be desirable to have round rest, encryption and decryption. Since we really want to inject some kind of rest, we need an invertible key schedule if we want to do it just to know if or that key splitting is really fine. For instance, as you may remember, for the AES and AES like ciphers, one can reconstruct the secret key from the number of key sub-sequent bits in any position of the array of the sub-secrets. This applies only to many likelihood ciphers. For instance, present-like ciphers which have the key register of where the secret key is stored in the beginning and which can be updated in an inverted function. So, while this applies for many ciphers, basically for those which were of interest for us, ciphers such as ARIA, for instance, which do not have an invertible key, so for those we say, okay, then we have to inject or start a key difference in the secret key as for the solution. Nevertheless, we need a consistent interface which is provided by framework and cycle implementations which state-to-state. We go to the usage, we provide replications as the end requires to be the exception matching, so if we request from the user to specify this target cycle, strategy how she wants to build starting key difference, as well as a cycle-dependent strategy how to replicate nonlinear operations in order for me to test the differentials correctly in dependency, that is, I repeat the mention and just the maximum number of tests that are on so far, she would like to be tested. If the B-click was a number of ones, this is found for multiple serialized and the matching then just affects the desired type and serialized B-click to determine then the matching and derive the complication and complexity and outputs this to the user and for initializations this is a really good task to have it. We decided to output B-click and the matching sequence in B-click format just to have a really short initialization. For all results, we're happy to use the results by Bogdanoff et al on the AES, which we could use not to adapt or implementation, but just to where we find that it's working for and we were very glad to obtain considering the number of rounds that we get the results as then. In the following, we then considered further AES like cycles such as BKSQ or which is a 96-bit version of the AES or kassad and had a further look on AES like like BESI or such as LED line and the core prints and also considered present. Of course, one has to compare these results to previous or to all contributions which were named at the beginning of this home. Of course, for instance, the AES results by Bogdanoff et al but also through those by Malas and many other researchers. The expert might have seen it and if there's would have been enough space to place two tables next to each other we can see that the computational complexity of their results is a little bit better than ours. This isn't fact, this is of course due to the fact we use an automated approach and this is quite, you know, this is okay to us since we say we really want to consider how far do we want to come considering the AES. So our framework is very good of giving a first impression how far and at first we can apply an AES in an attack on a certain primitive and it's always best then to deeper investigate the considered primitive, find maybe more sophisticated limits and then on primitive schools to have a quick verification of these results if the connotation are against it and then efficiently we would choose so far to restore. Thank you very much for your attention. So are there any questions I wanted to ask you? So here it looks as if you have considered mostly the application of your byklets as when they are used for performing and it's rated so it's not and my question is do you think that optimizing byklets for this is the same as optimizing them for when they are used just as an improvement of classical intermediate attacks or you don't want to search for the key or say it's in another way do you think that your tool that you can use for finding the optimized byklets for intermediate attacks that reduce the number of the given search? Actually of course all sizes which have a certain diffusion in the key schedule it's you should look and optimizing the length a certain part of the intermediate attack because then a big click can restrict the differences used in the forward and backward part of the attack too much and can lower the length of these parts significantly. For instance for the AS which has a slow diffusion but has a certain diffusion from that what I know is one should just try first to find a long intermediate attack and then derive a BK from the use. At the moment we really wanted to consider situations where there is no meet and a middle attack on the number of remaining routes so we wanted to really just so if there is one then the situation is much better and we just wanted to contribute to finding new lower bounds on some number. Okay so in the other case instead of trying to find the longest byklets maybe you want to find the one that adapt the best non-key bits? For the AS I have realized that it's really better to work on the optimized parts. Okay thank you. No more questions? So let's thank the speaker again.


Welcome back. Continuing our study of the exercises, we notice that we have an exercise here E03 which asks you to use the two TDA equations that we have derived to obtain an expression for Cp minus Cv. The expression is given and you will notice that the right hand side of this equation for Cp minus Cv is a function of only p, v and T. So, we know that Cp requires the variation of H, Cv requires the variation of U, but the difference in case of a general fluid happens to be a function only of p, v and T. Let us proceed. If you take the two TDS equations, the left hand side are TDS, the right hand sides are different but since the left hand sides are equal, the right hand sides must also be equal and you equate the two right hand sides and you will get Cp dt minus T partial of v with respect to T at constant p dp equal to Cv dt plus T partial of p with respect to T at constant v dv. Now, let us transpose this term to the left hand side and this term to the right hand side. So, that terms containing dt are on the left hand side and those containing dp and dv are on the right hand side. Since, dt is common on the left hand side now, we can write Cp minus Cv into dt equal to T partial of v with respect to T at constant p dp plus T partial of p with respect to T at constant v dv. Now, notice that we have a dt on the left hand side and a dp and dv on the right hand side. So, the neat way to proceed is we consider T to be a function of p and v. In that case, on the left hand side you can write dt equal to partial of T with respect to p at constant v dp plus partial of T with respect to v at constant p dv. Now, substitute this dt from equation 2 in the left hand side of equation 1 and you will get an expression containing dp and dv. But since p and v are of the independent variables we have chosen, the coefficient of dp should be 0, the coefficient of dv should be 0. The best way to do this is put all the coefficients of dp together on say the left hand side, all the coefficients of dv together on say the right hand side. And then the coefficients have to be 0 because dt and dv are differentials of two independent variables p and v. And from that it is just one more step of calculus to obtain this relation which is Cp minus Cv equal to T partial of p with respect to T at constant v into partial of v with respect to T at constant p. So, the intermediate steps I will leave it to you as homework. Thank you.