So I did a sense of nature of this content. We've had to present in disguise I am professor freak first or at least that's the identity will be assuming we don't actually believe we are these people Yeah, so the agenda is we'll go over IPv6 is awesome Not again, all right, let's keep happening Okay, all right, all right fix All right, first we're gonna go over what makes this theory possible Well, you know, we got to have a good foundation of you know, this conspiracy We're gonna go over the lies the technical truth We had a part but somebody in our organization sold us out. So we had to redact part of it It was kind of shocking anyway We'll go over some of our research results. We can cover the full truth behind IPv6 The resistance and how you can help and then we'll do questions and probably more likely flee So what makes this theory possible? The need for IPv6 is agreed on by way too many people even Congress agrees on it the need for IPv6 Which makes it completely suspicious in our mind People in power generally are out to get you And we have a shadowy enemy with a hard to prove existence which is key for any conspiracy theory We've also conducted extensive international research You know put in long long hours traveling around So another thing that we've done this research to provide some evidence that this is personally what I've been working on Collect a lot of data about some thermal messaging has been hit wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. You mean subliminal messaging Well, they're basically the same thing. No, no, they're not sub dermal means below the skin Um, okay, well, maybe I you know, we should be arguing about semantics Semantics, they're completely different God damn it. You're a literacy as crudest again Maybe we should skip the next few slides All right, well movie on We've got something else this key for any good conspiracy theory blurry pictures of people in this case the Queen of England For the record, I don't think this is the Queen of England either.  We're gonna prove that's completely false The idea that not will not work as a solution has been proposed by NIST again a lie A lot of people think I think the five never existed. We're gonna reveal the truth about that We're finally the biggest lie that IPv6 is here to help us So the myth of IPv4 address exhaustion there's only 4.3 billion addresses, you know Some firms are buying up these address spaces to hoard them We'll discuss that in great detail as well as the artificial scarcity they're creating And I I made a little pie chart here of our estimated IPv4 usage What what's actually in use and what we suspect of being hoarded? Most of it We've also run into the argument that Nat won't work that Nat isn't good enough But you know it wasn't designed for production systems and you know the internet and how much traffic there is well You know it wasn't for designs, you know post pictures of your cat either, but you're still gonna do that There's no true peer-to-peer communications. There's no dynamic configuration So what the real reason Nat is private keeps people you know keeps activities private You know they're less able to track you across different networks You know IPv5 never existed, you know these claims are completely false It provided a secure private anonymous communication system, you know, it was awesome of course all the known developed designers are missing and Researchers we had looking into the reproducing this protocol been injured severely tragically And we also have you know IPv6 is here to help with privacy You know privacy addresses that IPv4 devices would use DHCPU From moving from network to network that keeps you know you get a new address every time, you know that seems ideal Why wouldn't you want that IPv6 device have an interface identifier, you know based on the MAC address of your device You know the legit solution is the privacy Extensions that are for a stateless addresses and automatic configuration IPv6 Of course, you know This is only if a bunch of other devices have IPv6 on that network if you have very small Networks they're going to track you across them and that's exactly what they want The real concerns, you know these small networks allow that Administrators want to track you in case you do something bad like give a talk on how they're trying to take over the world And now we're going to go on to the technical truth So you know IPv4 has four plus billion addresses that should be plenty, you know the address blocks are handed out inefficiently You know we should let the free markets decide Hordes should be punished, you know, and we have a sliding scale for this, you know, and not every punishment is appropriate So there are four four billion two hundred ninety four million nine hundred sixty seven thousand two hundred ninety six addresses out there Aficious distribution would result in plenty of space millions and millions of addresses could be freed up that are Technically exhausted and we're going to go over how that is They're addressing, you know, they're giving out inefficiently. So there's class A class B class C You know three options. It's not market efficient What's even more ridiculous is that there are 23 letter or 26 letters in the alphabet Why the IETF could not use all 26 is ridiculous. We should put that in there No, there are 26 letters in there. All right. All right All right, so I made up this nice bar graph and our line chart, which is you know Helps add legitimacy to our clients here of what we believe the hoarding scale looks like and at this rate And even if we added IPv6 companies would continue to hoard until a plateaued again And then we'd be stuck in the same boat. Yeah, the idea of peak IP is ridiculous is peak oil It's just a big scam Microsoft spent five seven point five million on IPv4 addresses You know and it's been all over the press IPv4 addresses will be hoarded for a black market So one of the things we promised is that hoarders would be named today and we will one of the biggest that really makes us angry is Canada Aaron has assigned over 80 million IP addresses to Canada There's only 35 less than 35 million people in the whole country and you know to be honest Most of them don't even have running water let alone a computer I Here's another list Not very top is in the US Department of Defense with over 280 million IP addresses now That's just the ones we know about this is from public records from the regional registrars AT&T has 102 million now granted. They're a big ISP and everything but still 100 million IP addresses Others you look at it as 38 million the blue company has 28 million Motor has 26 million is ridiculous General Electric, it's a vision of the shut-heart wood company. They have 17 million Now one of the things that we found very suspicious in our research was that the OD has 280 million IP address Very close to never people in the United States. These are all true facts so We started wondering why and the most logical conclusion we could come to is they're being used to track people that each Person in the US at least most people have an implant with a unique IP address And as the population grows the Department of Defense is going to need more IP addresses so we enlisted one of the professor's graduate students and Took some imaging of their skulls and yeah first it looked pretty normal But if you notice the lower right quadrant, there's a bit of a shadow and we inspected it we managed to extract a device from the patient that was a Small little chip that had been embedded into their head and unfortunately the person died We weren't able to figure out what exactly it was for we think they'd probably released some poison or something And that's why the person died. We're pretty positive. We figured it out and remove it safely So if you'd like to be checked, I have a van out in the parking lot I Do not go out there. He has no qualifications at all to do this That van is basically rolling probable cause. I would not get even without a hundred yards of that So we also did an IP address on it We wanted to see you know where things were distributed in addition to the hoarders We wanted to see where everything was was allocated If you add up all of the IP addresses from the the registrar, I was Aaron right, etc You come up with about three and a half million or excuse me three and a half billion IP addresses now almost 600 million are for various reserve networks defined in our seat 735 no Private address space link local local so on But if you have these up, you're missing Over 200 million IP addresses. Where are they now some people in the IP for truth community think that That's part of the conspiracy that being hoarding now to be honest I have to believe this one right because I've seen a lot of network penetration test reports from ripe For a good IP address space that's clearly in Europe, but they don't nothing about so I think that if the Europeans got their act Together and started recording IP addresses correctly. We wouldn't have that problem So how are we going to stop people from hoarding? Publishing isn't enough some people think that you know you just go somebody up in stocks And they're gonna be embarrassed and stop doing it being pelted with tomatoes who's not going to stop this problem We need to do something more severe now Depending on how many IP addresses you're hoarding if it's a class C. I say dowson and honey and feathers It's embarrassing, but it washes off easily. It's no big problem class B. You're talking about 65,000 IP addresses They're got to go with pitch or with super glue or something who's going to scrub really hard to get it off but For the class A is it's over 16 million IP addresses gotta do boiling tar and feathers to drive the message home. However Another option is torching pitchfucking pitchfork mobs We were talking to you the other day about how they're very unfairly portrayed in movies as being irrational and of no use But really they serve a very useful purpose and preventing unethical behavior and research They have a very rich historical tradition that we should not be abandoning if Thousand people with torches and pitchforks showed up in front of fuel a packer. You better believe they're going to relinquish those 38 million IP addresses I think it's worth a shot All right. Well there here we have part four which has been redacted So I just replaced the slide with a nice picture everyone can enjoy Moving on the full truth who's not to blame Highlighted ancient text will go over neurological analysis What discuss the secret meetings where they've been meeting what they've been talking about Interceptive communicates the actors and of course the nefarious cabal So the first thing that we want to make clear is the irish are not to blame for this conspiracy There's a fringe element of the IP for truth movement that blames the irish and that's not fair To be blunt those people are racist We're not right. They think that it's some sort of scheme to get revenge for the potato famines It's not the truth the caricatures of the so-called simian iris that were popular in the 19th century became Very inappropriate long ago This is a shame that some people on the IP for truth movement of trying to resurrect them And really we shouldn't be judged on the fringe every movement every truth has some sort of fringe element that is crazy We're not crazy Please don't judge us by the racist so there's a lot of a number of prophecies throughout history that have foretold the Damage that IPv6 would do to our world and how IPv4 is really good We're going to talk about the Tatara tablets, which are some of the earliest forms of human writing from 5300 BC We're going to go over Mayan text from 250 AD which is the very end of their civilization probably not a coincidence There's a Mongolian prophecy from the 12th century AD and then finally We're going to talk about a Portuguese prophecy. That's a little complicated. You'll see in a little bit So this is a chart our tablet I can go look it up on the internet some of the earliest form of human writing that's known It's been analyzed by archaeologists for a long time. It's a little hard to see in this I know it's 7,000 years old So this is a black and white version. It's a little easier to read now Archaeologists have been able to analyze this compared to other You know cultures in the same area and whatnot. It's from what is now a turkey in the lower left-hand quadrant They've identified these symbols as pictographs as corresponding to a time of plenty where the the crops were were good And you know hunting was good and whatnot the lower right-hand corner Is a time of death where the respires and starvation and I don't to be honest I don't understand how that works, but I'll tell you trust the archaeologists one thing They've always been puzzled about those at the top on the left associated with the good times was for hash marks and on the right associated with the bad times is six This is not conclusive evidence. I'll be the first to admit that It could mean a lot of things, but it kind of makes you stop and wonder You know it was this our doom foretold 7,000 years ago Something that's a little bit more obvious comes from from the Mayans much more recently a little over 2,000 years ago Like I said at the or excuse me almost 2,000 years ago at the end of their Their civilization as a photograph of it the translation is In the time when great talking spreads across the land the false prophets of six will try to leave the people astray They will make great promises to lose the followers of the four But beware the six is a demon that will bring only great darkness when it arises The demon will desolate the land and only the false prophets will prosper. I Think it's pretty obvious that that's not sound promising. No, not in the least bit So There's also a Mongolian prophecy This is from 1134 AD now. There's a lot of this is fragmented as you can see there's a photograph of one of the the I think it's parchment or something along those lines That it's damaged so there's there's pieces missing, but you can still get a pretty good picture of it Some of the highlights are it correctly identifies the invention of the internet in the worldwide web now the Mongolian 17 year calendar has Animals associated with it and they correctly line up with the actual dates when the internet was invented and whatnot It refers to the fourth in the six languages. I mean obviously 800 years ago there wasn't or 900 years ago. They didn't have a word protocol So you have to realize that they're they're struggling the seers were struggling with their limited language To describe modern technology, so it's a little long I'm not going to go over all of it, but for example the beginning of it is in the year of the fox Which matches up to the year that the year the internet was invented was the year of the fox the army DARPA presumably of the great nation of the west I do yeah Something maybe builds don't know relays across the world and the great nation will become greater and the merchants of the world We see the relays and some of the profits so the great nation will share the relays with all the merchants now obviously the DARPA eventually shared started sharing the internet with merchants it goes on to talk about how corrupted men of the world will want to destroy the signals that They realized they have to that the evil men invent a sixth language for the signal relays But they were ignored because the the army and the merchants realized that these the language was good See goes on so this is the last And with great fear the evil men will see that the people are getting wisdoms They will redouble their efforts to destroy Like the evil men will spread a great lie across something web Something fourth language is simple and only for the stupid and the army and the merchants will be fooled by the evil men It will begin to speak the sixth language the evil men will rejoice for their domination of the world and the destruction of Something is nigh and we don't know what that something is. I could be the internet. It could be the world I think we can agree that something we shouldn't find out So they have the Portuguese prophecy and this is a little complicated because we can't actually show it to you now We're risking our lives to to bring this to you. I mean, we obviously were in disguise But there's still a lot of risk associated with it But there's some things that are worse than death the the Portuguese profite that prophecy the text of it is In the possession of the Church of Practicology, which is that cult that was started by Stan Lee Well, I don't you don't want to offend them. It's the alien king that lives inside Stanley's head Yeah, okay, whatever, but anyway, we can't they have a copy right on it. We can't show it it's very unfortunate, but we have seen it and We've been able to perform a lot of analysis of it provides some clues about decoding the RFCs of IPv6 and Most importantly it reveals how ball members that are controlling IPv6 can be identified So we also want to talk a little about time cube Because time cube well, it's not directly related to IPv6. There's a lot of truth that Jean Ray has put on his website So for example, if you're not from Louis Chaby, this is from their website this morning time cube math is absolute proof You're retarded. You can't comprehend fact the cube for simultaneous 24-hour days. He goes on time cube.com so Also, there's some more excerpts full rotated score will create 16 corners 96 hours for simultaneous 24-hour day circles within the single Imaginary cube your rotation.  God claims crux all academia 96 hour cubic day debunks one day as witchcraft Clearly Jean Ray is a modern day seer. I mean it's just not lie No, yeah, exactly maps is not lie So we did analysis of six as well Brand six was a Nazi official in charge of directing police operations in Germany. It's exciting. They successfully invaded the United Kingdom Coffins are buried six feet under underground Coincidence maybe in my six also referred to by the nickname six the secret intelligence gathering organization six and Roman numerals It's VI so we think there may be connections We also did some further studies area 51 five plus one equals six Prophecies again supposed to the world's close in on 12 21 one plus two plus two plus one six Six six six obviously 360 and again another number in nature divided by six equals 60 divided by six equals 10 divided by two equals five Okay 12 sides the satanic zodiac the prisoner was number six You know, are you ready to pick up again? I think that okay Okay, so that's a perfect number six is related to the messing game prime three since two Times two to two squared minus one equals six the next perfect number is 28. It speaks for itself I See you again Okay, why are all public versions of IP composite numbers? Obviously not a hatred of even numbers since there wasn't you know a two wasn't used either, but we have ipv4 to ipv6 You know what what's wrong with prime numbers? I have a theory that because prime numbers are used for encryption They think that it's secure something. I don't know that's just a theory Makes me think so we mentioned the RFC numerological analysis now There's five primary RFC is associated with IP version six. There's a lot of peripheral ones But these are the core five so if you take the numbers of those RFC's and then look at the differences between the numbers Well, they're incremented. I come up with four now clearly 2635 is a little bit of anomaly and we had to think about this one for a long time But if you drop the two off and reorder them makes a lot more sense We're able to extrapolate this out into an equation It was a little complicated and from that equation we were able to obtain the whole sequence now This is just what we can put on the screen. There's obviously it'll go on to you know add an item Once you take these numbers and put them into or extract the characters from RFC 1883 the original IPv6 Specification you come up with the text When you parse it out a bit Some plans become clear we will control all and then a series of what are Court obviously longitude and latitude coordinates in a year We map these out Several numbers cities now the weird one is that is the fourth one because the 2002 there's just six numbers Or seven seven numbers and we're not exactly sure why there's seven numbers instead of longitude latitude coordinates There's some fringe people. Well, it's your idea professor review. I'm a friend person. Yeah. Yeah, he thinks that it's target coordinates I think that's crazy, but We do have some evidence in a minute here So what are these meetings? We gathered information from using mostly disposable teaching assistance Prod 1991 initial meeting to push IPv6 been ten years old Determined fear must be used what better place than prod I believe they're going to reopen the torture of castles In fact, we may still have some students there. We should go check London 1996 second meeting push IPv6 then 15 years old capitals need to acquire resources and create our artificial scarcity misinformation campaign begins the Queen joins the cabal Boston 1999 discussion on learning from the Millennium Bog propaganda just lies nothing that lies what happened nothing fear tactics of people of the losing access to pets.com or short-lived secret meetings unknown location 2002 key players of the cabal meet pictures smuggled out of location at great costs communications with grad student loss before location Disclosed possible. They just got drunk with friendly locals who are also great If anyone knows this location, please contact us. It's critical Outside Vienna 2004 emergency meeting researchers and unknown government agencies suspect foul play Evidence of a resistance is discussed our lives are put in danger for the first time live-blogging of subjects like friends foul movements Sorry, we're moving on Miami. We'll talk about Miami. Okay. I think I can progress meeting in Miami 2010 police actively providing security for the cabal our last Gullible TA is discovered and we really have no idea why Who is behind this? You know, we discussed the cabal, but it may be you know the nanobots ex-kct tried to warn us Devices needed to address and communicate with a nanobot cloud consisting of more than four billion bots consumption of all matter earth matter is now imminent IPv6 goes ahead. They may be controlling the minds of the other players including the cabal If you go to the xkcd website, look at the cartoon go to the forum Most people in the IPv4 are into the IP for truth community believe this is the professor's very Impressionable every time he goes to xkcd just thinks that the truth. This is really garbage So what do we know about the cabal? We've been able to gather a fair amount of intelligence from the analyzing the prophecies from the agents that we've snuck into their secret meetings We know they wear funny hats They're evil They were originally composed of the pentaverant The Vatican the Queen the Gettys the Roth trials and Colonel Sanders Yeah before he went tits up So who's in the cabal? We know that vint surf is this is a very funny hat that he's wearing here much ridiculous. He invented most of the internet It sounds like a made-up name. It's Yeah, vint sir. I mean you might as well go by something like Ulysses Q. Albuquerque. I mean it makes no sense Where was he really born though? We have tried to find his birth certificate. He will not tell us he won't give it to us Makes us very suspicious supposedly he was born in the United States, but with a name like that. I don't know. Yeah, it's it's a mystery Tim Berners-Lee Also wearing a funny hat and a weird world. He invented the world wide web He was made Knight commander of the British Empire There's a lot of suspicion at the time of the IP for truth community that this was done to buy a silence to make him happy Perhaps he was just grundled with the cabal since then he's fled from England and now lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts We have some evidence of the theory that we're going to be revealing in a little bit Subcommander Marcos also known as Mark Mueller He was adopted in Brazil. His biological parents are unknown We know he's a German ancestry and there's some evidence that he may be a clone and Finally the supreme commander of the cabal. We don't know his name He wears no hat, but he has larger lace tops, which presumably is significant of his rate He's probably a vampire based on how he looks and also we think he might be strong Thurman's secret twin brother So we've intercepted some cumulative case as I said This is from something I gathered from a honeypot operation down in Miami this is originally an email from Subcommander Marcos to clean Elizabeth says Elizabeth Burners Lee is getting restless this is from 2001 and unhappy with our strategy He hasn't threatened to leave yet, but I'm afraid that he will that will be next He can be a valuable asset, so I'd rather not kill him Perhaps if you give him some kind of some kind of honor at least keep his mouth shut and then she replies done I'll make him a KBE. I love calling people people calling him sir Tim Elizabeth Regina Yeah, they have a confidentiality note to bond to weird So also there's a lot of ties between the cabal and the information security industry because You know basically they're afraid that we're going to find out the truth like the professor and I did So they they keep trying to keep people in line This is a email that was discovered for one of many emails discovered from the cabal to the head of a Research for large research organization and the information security industry From supreme commander says Nick you've been doing a great job on suppressing IPv6 research.  Thank you, sir There are some troublemakers that may need to be addressed. Well, the suppose of the bodies is normal We're hoping this isn't us, but it's one of the many reasons why we're protecting our identities today So what else is the ball one thing that we know for sure because of interrogations of a captured Agent they killed Paul McCartney This was leaked out by the Beatles and they're you know cover to add your own I think everyone knows that that ball Paul's not wearing shoes there shoes killed But we're not really we know that he they killed him, but we're not sure why One thing that's been tossed around that hasn't have a lot of evidence is that because there were four Beatles They felt somehow that was a sport of IPv4. They're kind of crazy. We don't really know why What what other nefarious actions have they done they rewarded Al Gore with convincing the Internet? Then they punished Al Gore for not supporting IPv6 once he joined the resistance And now he's doomed to live out the rest of his days in the infill of his jar Other other actions Was told to you in confidence we have to get the truth out. They also killed us Kat Schrodinger I'm also gathering a lot of evidence the TSA who's I think we know who controls the TSA stole one of my socks on the way here So what other initiative is a cabal undertaking? Well, this is something that has cabal Fingerprints all over it. This is an article from the Telegraph in 2007 Scientists developed remote controlled pigeon Why would they want to do this? Well, that's what the professor and I were wondering when we first saw this and basically What we've decided is that the experiments on birds are multi-purpose one. This is tied to some brain monitoring controlling Efforts that will be discussing in more detail later. It's also Tied to advanced implementation of RC 1149. Obviously, there's some serious ethical considerations with experimenting on animals Ignoring the serious ethical considerations. We have the obvious violation of international verbal They're using a land-based bird, which you know, it's illegal Which we then decided to use a seabird which is totally engines are legal tender in many countries so Professor and I Pondered what to do about this and we came up with a solution This is some documentation from one of our early experiments. It was very promising We trained a pelican To deal with We were very optimistic that we're this is going to be an end of the cabal's pigeon research unfortunately one of our agents was In ball took a video at a cabal training facility and Smuggled this out to us This was just heartbreaking. This is one of the Train was trained by the professor. She can see Sodorka killer whale eating it and they just ripped it to pieces It just a good friend. Yeah, all who was left was just letting bits of chump by them and they're done We don't know what to do I mean we're they every time we seem to make it advance they they get come up with something to stop us Other come all initiatives. They're tied to my space. Well, they can't all be your winners That's good news because it shows they can be defeated They funded research of the brain monitoring technology and planet electrodes fmri, etc So what's in the future for the cabal? Well Monitoring all of these six communications is pretty clear. I mean if they control the protocol they can monitor whatever they want They can also plant thought monitoring chips into every human that was one of the main purposes of the the pigeon experiments We have strong evidence that unfortunately we can't we're not ready to reveal yet that IP version 7 or version 8 Depending on what they go with. It's not really clear how your prime number Right exactly Prime composite. Yeah, that is going to support thought control tips, which is just horrifying So the next the question that we have next is Just the tip I What else is it going to be doing it's terrible CIA NSA roundups the need for on anonymity avoiding social networks. Sorry face plus Distributed cell structures first the CIA NSA roundups You know this is there's a suspicious absence of anti IPv6 groups of all the protest groups out there Why not any anti IPv6 ones? Why is it just us? Doesn't make any sense They have not yet denied you know internment camps for IPv6 resistance. We haven't really asked them to just be able to save So yeah, we don't want to do it ourselves Seems needless. Okay, we know wouldn't be dressed like this if it wasn't required Yeah, our corporate overlord snuck with the bill We had to buy these disguises ourselves Because they're probably part of the conspiracy. Also that took this hotel from my hotel room They're black helicopters flying around Las Vegas And I Called down to the front desk and they insisted that it was just tourists, but I think that's a little too baloney I mean clearly they're monitoring me the need for an anyway We're gonna use a guy Fox mask here, but that's sort of been ruined IPv6 forces implementing this technology in no smart in no small part to track you We've covered the privacy concerns, but additional steps need to be taken You know tour may be comprised of a powerful NSA networks It will be yeah Avoiding social networking voluntary tracking of social identity activities seems harmless enough But you know tying social network profiles IPv6 addresses which are tracked from network to network eventually no anonymity Doesn't matter which face plus service you use so avoid social networking Most of the groups and clubs you see on Facebook about opposing IPv6 are just traps I mean beyond is only a moron would join something publicly. We did not start that Probably run by the cabal or some agency they control anyone that joins it's going to be monitored and eventually rounded up for an intern My camp the most damning evidence is the face plus didn't invite us to their speaker party clearly They're afraid of the truth. You can't explain that So one of the things that we suggest for you know keeping the resistance strong is to use a distributed cell structure It really gets a bad rap because of its use by other less honorable organizations Make sure that the cell members aren't federal agents That's really important or to ball agents even more important Don't trust anyone probably the safest cell structure that it's just a cell of one I did some research on on on distributed cell structures and It's really kind of confusing. I don't really understand what these these are supposed to be Well, I know I agree. So like yeah, pull these off the Wikipedia and I don't understand how it works But probably being in a distributed cell is the best way to avoid being killed So what you know, why did we do this? The truth must be told, you know, the cabal must be stopped. They're evil Also only animals wait in mind for two hours for badges Any questions? All right, we're leaving it. Oh, yeah question. Yes Uh Yeah, I opened the box I did I destroyed the state the way of state anyone else You never tried to throw us all you must be with the cabal that sounds awfully suspicious They are not fake. This is the truth. You're just trying to cast doubts in this. Did you see the math we used? Yeah The numeral logical analysis. I mean, we spent a lot of time on this. You can't make that up Yes Uh, well the professor did that at three That sounds like a cabal lie. Yeah, I I agree I have to say that that's very unlikely to me anyone else. Yes That is also a violation of purple. Yeah, it is It clearly and it's evil too. Yes Oh, damn. I didn't do that Thank you. You want to be a grad student? Speaking the truth obviously a coincidence Yes, so what's that? Not from us, but you'll be doing a good deed The question is if you get a t-shirt for spotting the cabal just take them back and the alley and beat them Yes They should but it's pretty clear that the cabal is completely infiltrated congress.  Jibberish, uh, probably a brain controlled malfunction. Yes Sorry, what's that? You'd be surprised. That's the professor's van. I don't drive a panel van because I don't need to do things in that. Yes Sorry, what? No, there's enough of us here where there's strength in numbers.  We have to take the risk. It's worth it. We have to take the risk. Yes.   I'm sure there's a website that'll show you how to make torches anything else No, that's just proof they're after us. Yeah I That's like leaving a dead horse in somebody's bag or or a mannequin test. Yeah Uh, that is true. There are some three pronged pitchforks too, but yeah, the fourth ones are clearly what we need for a torching pitchfork bob Sounds like a crazy question to me. I don't think that's well, you're nobody care as to what you had to say Yes Well, this is a Okay, it's hard to say. This is a tactical black sort of like this is one of the extra dark ones It was uh, $700 And well worth it. I I mean, I'm not I didn't invent the turtle neck and I don't claim that But I wasn't the first to recognize the tactical potential No, no, he's just a tool. Yes They apple has a class a Network segment they really do It's not my choice Anyone else? All right. Thank you very much. Be careful


Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Dino Bash! Travelled through time! And today, we're upgrading again. Look at this. Boom, boom, and boom. That'll be ready for the next one. What are we on? What are we going to be on this time? I don't even know. We're on level 14 at the moment. Uh, we do have you. Uh, you know what? I'll leave. No, no, you know what? I'm not going to. We'll get you. We'll fricking get you. So, we didn't do the... We didn't complete the treasure chest for that one, but we're continuing on, because I think we've just entered feudal Japan. There was also, I think, if we go into the rewards track or something. I was told that there is a special sort of event thing you can do. Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. Oh, I like how we have to open up a thing for that. Now, I want this one as well. Yes! One Rocky. Rocky's looking good. Noice, noice, noice. And we'll take this. There's four cats. Yes. And two little spitties. Oh, two fiedaddles. A fiedaddle. Brilliant. Right, there's nothing else in here I don't think we need. We are good. We're just going to crack on. Boom! Let we're gone. What are we going to do? Oh, yeah, I forgot. This is how I play it. Yes. Whack! Oh, wait, which one did I hit? Oh, the only dinosaurs I can use here? Oh, my... What is that? Is that the stego? I think that might be the stego. There you go. I don't think so, buddy. Though, I can't really do much. Oh, no, this stego hits the flying caveman. That's right. I forgot about that. I might as well just take that. Not that I really need it. Go on then. We'll do some damage. We'll also make a little spitty down there. We'll save this. Hold on. This is not good. There we go. There we go. Perfect. Perfect. Gotta get back the health. Get back the health. We'll quickly get you. This is looking good. Good, good, good. Oh, yes. Right, okay. Once we get this, we should in theory. Yes, we can get you. Okay. I'm not worried about you guys. The spiky boys, I think Yeah, hold on. We'll hit you. We'll click you. Spitties! We'll get a Delova sword. Delova sword's always good. There we go. Keep on going. We got this. Oh, so they do shoot the spikes, but only when there's flyers. But the spikes also do hurt the other caveman. Good to know. Right, so we'll go for a fire dino because why not? You never know. We might get something a bit crazy. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. There we go. See? Easy does it. Oh, God, he's going to wipe me with a stick. I don't like that. I need to heal. I need to heal. We need to heal. There we go. There we go. There we go. Oh, yes. We're doing great. Oh, no. Oh, damn it. I didn't realize the star was disappearing. Well, that was easy. Nice easy one to start the day. Yes. More Kendro. And another Rocky. Watch an advert. Would you think I want to help your game by giving you money? Oh, wait. What is this? No. Wow, this was a thunderbolty one. Oh, God. There's a lot of Babers. A lot of Babers. I'll give you free promotion. I don't really give you money. Use one. Oh, yeah.  There we go. It is the weird like that's how it attacks. I don't even know how it does that. It does. Right. You're the deadly one. I need to watch out for you. Apparently there's going to be a lot of fire. Oh, sorry. Wood because we've got the fire dino. We've got the fire. Oh, no, we don't have a fire dino. No. Bumpy. No. That's right. You can wipe me. It's cool. It's cool. I can take it. I can take the damage. That's fine. No, I'm healing. Ha, ha, ha. Probably get another one by the time we get to the next one. I'll let you guys tank it. Yes. Yes. We're going to hit him. I am going to hit him, but that's okay. That's okay. Yep. There we go. Okay. So I'll get a Kendra just in case. Also freeze him. We'll get another one of those. That's good. That's good. Yep. Oh, no. That's just a little bit more health. It could have been good. So really all we need is... Oh, go on. I'll hit that. Why not? Go! Oh, I killed him. Okay. We're doing good. We only need one Kendra because he just, like, one hit from those things and they're out of the sky. Which is brilliant. Also, I'll use that one. May as well do this. We'll get another one of you. Really, I probably could have saved, but bam!  Amazing. Right. Okay. So we'll get some of you. We'll burn you. Freeze one of you. Oh, what's this guy? He's got fireworks. Is that dangerous? Oh, kind of.  Die! Oh, you're like an archer, except with fireworks. Interesting. Okay. Okay. I'll burn him. Why not? He's frozen and will burn him. He's not having a very good day. Oh, this was an easy one. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Ha ha! I don't think so, buddy. Oh, he did get a hit off, though. And there we go. Round of applause. Well done. Thank you for watching. Couldn't have done it without your support. Oh, we can upgrade Rocky now. Another Kentro. Not bad. Not bad. Continue. I don't need to know, but we also got this thing, the Electro Shot. Lightning Shot. Oh, it's close. It's electric stun effect makes up for the quite low damage. So it's like ice except for maybe it'll hit. It'll hit. Yeah, if I can even speak. It'll hit multiples. Okay, so we've got this free wooden chest as well. We'll see if we can upgrade Rocky. Spitty I'm not really bothered about more Rocky, which is good, but we should have there it is, Dino's Rocky. How much are we going to give him? 112 extra. Nice. Okay, we'll leave him be unless we get him in this one. No, still no Rocky. Okay, so we're going to leave him be for now. Fast shot. Ooh. Is that just active on this? I'm not going to waste. I'm not going to waste apples. Boom. We're getting Babas. I'll save the electric shot until something maybe more dangerous comes like that thing. He's got a shield. Oh, no. Snappers. No. We can't lose the snappers. Okay, right. I'll hit that. We'll do this because I hit everybody. Very good. We'll burn his shield though. I don't see it really doing much. We'll zap everyone. Oh, no. It doesn't. It only hits him still. Oh, so what's the point? Right. We'll save the rage for a little bit. We'll zap these guys. We'll do that. And then we'll do rage. Rage.  Right. Okay. Can I hit him and stun him? Nice. Okay, he's they're off. Okay, we've kind of separated here, but it's it's all right. Off you go, guys. I can handle this. I'll help you out though. There you go. Woo-hoo! Uh, I guess we'll hit you. Right, Triceratops can take care of him. We'll burn him. Bloody Charmin! Die! I guess we'll freeze him. I'll help you guys. Another Triceratops. Right. I'll just quickly try. It's gonna take ages to take that out. I might as well help him. Just a little bit. We'll freeze him. Stun him and then. You'll love to see it. Damage. Yes. I'm gonna hit you. Uh, how about we, uh, we'll get some of those. Sure. And if we can, more snaps. Snaps are the pocket change. There's the pennies in your pocket. You just want to get rid of them. Right. We could get a T-Rex, I suppose. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. We'll burn one of these. Should we save for T-Rex? I think we save for T-Rex. Bo-ra! Almost there. And there's the T-Rex. T-Rex incoming! Okay. I didn't really see that firework. I'll, uh, I'll hit you guys, though. You can do a firework on to me. That's fine. Right. Oh, it's three hits. That's a bit of a bugger, isn't it? Okay. We'll stun him. We'll also burn him as well. I'll wait. I'll wait just in case. We'll get big spitty. Oh, and then. Ho-la-la-la-la-la. Ho-la-la-la-la-la. Yeah! We got big stars again. It seems like some of the levels are really tough. Other times, they're kind of not that tough. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Lasered. He's got fireworks. So far, I don't think there's any burnables here. I think the first level had burnable dinos or burnable cavemen. Second level did because it was the Norse dudes. These guys so far, it doesn't look like they haven't. They haven't. Ooh, more rare chests. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. More no, no, no, no. Oh, I love Snappy. A fire dino. An explosion.  Ooh, a rare hell? That could be good. Yeah, we could definitely get one of those dinosaurs, right? Yeah, this dude. So what does it give him? Is it going to say? Oh, nope. Plus six and 90 health. Okay, we'll take that. And then, this used to be the way where the original hole of here's something weird. It's because I'm blowing my desk. There used to be a thing where the Pteranodon would swoop in. I like it. I says I've got a fast shot, but I think I need to activate that. What's this? It seems. Oh, I see something. You do, do you? Oh, we'll stun that guy. We'll get him down. And then I'll turn around and just attack him. Oh, I should have got the Kendra Soul, my bad. But Snappy can come help. Yes! Right, that'll do. We may as well just get him down. Why not? Snappy's going to be here. Oh, no you don't! Looking good, looking good. Explode those. Just to slow them down. Maybe stun one of those. Get another Snappy. Looking good. Another Snappy. It's going to be an army of Snappies at the moment just because there's a lot of these guys. Uh-huh. Just kill him. More Snapps. All the Snapps. Hell yeah! There's only so much I can take though. Oh my god, Snapps, help! Help! Yeah, that's loads of them. You know what they build up? Pretty favorable.  Right, okay.  Oh, sweet. I could heal myself if I wanted to. I could heal all the dinos. Why not? There you go. There's some Wind Waker sound effect too. Oh, no! No! Bad! I know, I know.  And that's not a fate I want for any of you. There we go, there we go. We've got to try Saratops now. That's one thing I was missing. Yes. Well done. Well done. Look at the Snapps. They're still kicking. Yes, they've still got DPS. That's good. Alright, we'll get one of you. We do have a mammoth. So we could have saved I suppose. Yep, kill him. Just kill the shaman. There we go. And then stun him. We'll get another one of you. Maybe do this. Woosh! Oh, yes! You didn't even do anything. Stun you. Put a fire down. Do the hammer. Throw. And then once we... Oh, we can already get him. Sweet. There we go. Straight through. Looking good. More Snappies. Maybe the Lothasaur. Oh my God! Wow! They could throw bombs from the air. Kentro, please help. Oh, I probably should have got more Kentro. How about you? That burn? Kentro? Oh God. So we do need lots of Kentros now. Okay, well I've stunned them. I've stunned them again. There we go. That's good. We've got more Kentros.  This guy. We'll keep getting more. Stun him again. Oh, that's good actually. He can't do anything if we just keep getting the stuns. Probably should be over there helping them. Triceratops has just died. There we go. Get another Kentro. This is looking good. Almost unstunned. When I get that thing back. I get the lightning bolt. And there we go. Okay, our first encounter with hot hair balloon man Dan. And not so bad. Yeah, we did pretty good there. Oh mammoth. Okay, okay. I like the shot upgrades. Shot upgrades are the best upgrades. Because those ones, you don't need to worry about waiting any times. You just instant upgrade. Okay, continue. Oh, so what is this guy? Does he do like extra shots? Spikey, a flying dino that deals a lot of damage. Two balloons. Oh, well. Thank God we got him in the nick of time. Hey. Whoa, we're not even there yet. All the dinos. Spikey. Right, we'll get some coin and we'll get another chest. Look, flying through this game. Flying through. Loads of fun. Large stone. Got a few of those outside. All right. What does fast shot do? Oh, so for 180, I can get 20% faster shot for 8 hours. Nah, I'm all right. I already got enough complaints saying people think I've already, you know, broken the game. So. I don't think so. So, does he just like go through straight away and that's it? Oh, always like a Rambo. Got you. Okay, okay. I might as well just invest a little bit, I suppose. We'll burn one of these guys. Okay, we've got a healer. We've got the power and we've got the triceratops. I'll just do you. We've got the triceratops. Burn these guys. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I need a save for the power though. So, if I can just hold out a little bit longer. There we go.   Bunk it on the nose and there we go. The power. I need two powers for every triceratops just to make sure they can survive. I've got plenty. We'll just quickly do this. Send him through for five apples. Yeah, we go. There we go. Lots of great. That's good. That's good. Okay.  They're not too bad. They just take a while to regenerate. That's the only problem. I did get a spiky. There we go. Easy kill. So spiky's slow. That's the only thing. Spiky's a little bit slow. We got another one of those. Looking good, looking good. Right, come on. I might as well just get like a spiky or whatever it is just in case the terry. Oh my God, it's here. Right, so what am I supposed to do? You can drop bombs. There we stun him. Stun him. There we go. That's good. Oh yeah, we get spiky. I forgot about that. Is it spiky or terry? I'm so confused. It's probably not. Right, let's just heal everybody. Why not? There we go. Okay. No, stop hitting. Stop. Damn it. Okay, it's almost done. It's almost done. We're getting another terry. Probably had that for ages. Just didn't even realize it. There we go. All the spiky's died. But all is fair. It wore death. An extinction. Yeah. If we win, does that mean that all humans cease to exist? Are we the bad guys? Yes. Maybe we are. Yes. Yes. Rock him. Rock him. Yes. Knock the hammer out of him. Even though we only had a wooden stick. He should have been using the hammer. Another terry. Why'd it go in spiky? Oh, it is called spiky. Wait, what's the stegocort? I'm so confused. Damn land before time. It's got me confused. Oh, look at all these buggers I could have. Well, I haven't used any. Oh, we do a range potion. So we've got more flyers probably. Healing tactic. It's same as we just done, right? I'm pretty sure. Except for now we have the little barbars. So, I might as well just get the barbars. Thank god I have health though. This would be an absolute nightmare otherwise I could have stunned one. Stun him. Yep. You know what? I'm going to go for these guys. I will go for the terry though. He will knock them out of the sky. We'll stun him. We'll ice him. And then we'll burn him. Happily take the arrows. That's fine. You get some regeneration powers on the go. Might as well just get some stuns seeing as there's not too many. But I am losing health pretty quick. We'll get another terry. Actually, I don't need a terry. I could have just done that. You fool, James! What a waste. Well, I hope they can go off and hopefully hit another one. Knocks one down. I don't know if he disappears once he goes out of sight though. Fingers crossed he doesn't. Stun you. Burn you, I suppose. More of you. Oh, try seratops now. That's good. We'll freeze you because I need the health. We'll stun the other guy. We'll get a terry. It's going to be a little bit tricky this because they're going to go through and they're really going to mess things up. We'll send a snappy. Oh, I could have sent a... We'll send triceratops. Triceratops is going to take a little while to get here because he's going to be fending off the caveman on the kite that I missed. But, yeah. Go for me! Hit me! Oh, thank you. Right, do the hammer. Very good, very good. Healer. We'll burn that guy. Kind of want to save the stunner just in case... Oh, yeah, because he comes. Oh, a T-rex mag arrived from the future to help us. Did it really? I already have one of those anyway. Right. Okay, so we're going to get the stun. Stun on the go. Healer's doing good. More snappies, please. We'll burn him now. That's him dead. Yeah, we could just keep the balloon obeyed completely by just stunning it. Stunlock! Come on, more snaps. Get that lovely loud noise in everybody's ears. Yes. Although I need terries, don't I? Really, that's what I need. I need terries. Right, burn him. No, no! No, the one! The one freaking tiny guy who got through. Have we done? Have we done? I think we've done. We're literally just waiting on this. I don't have anything to attack it. Oh, there we go. What happened there? Did I do something? I think he just died. Okay, I guess I died. All the dinosaurs are at the end. Come on, we're waiting for you. What are you doing? Woo! Okay. Upgrades. Fantastic. Well, we got dinos. Oh, the Kentro. Yeah, we'll get that for free. And a shot. What is it? Rocky barrel. Okay, this one. Let's go. Anything Kentro where we got newly upgraded Kentro. That's good. Right, let's go. Hit the little guy. Because why not? Don't know if I want to waste for Terry just yet. Maybe I don't actually. Yeah. I'm just going to slow him down. That's fine. Right, there we go. I'll collect that. Scatter shot isn't too much of a problem. Really? Big shot there. Another Kentro, another Terry. My problem is I've got no tanks at the bottom. We'll do this. There we go. That actually does give me some relief. Right, here we go. We'll hit him again. Okay, he's done. He's done. He's done. Brilliant. I think we have two Kentros though. Running a little bit low on health, but thank god he's came through the triceratops. Ooh, I don't take any health from that. Okay, well, we'll just knock him out.  Unstoppable. Unfathomable. All the words. I mean, it's made of wood, I think. I don't really see it taking too much extra damage. Right, there we go. Okay, running through. This is good. I think we made good progress. Nice, nice, nice. We'll get Terry. Just we'll also knock that guy. We'll take... Oh god, okay. We've wasted a Terry. And we'll get another fire dino though. We're about to break through that and that's even more apples.  That's not very good. Oh, okay. Okay. We'll use blizzard, sure. Triceratops is dead. We'll get another one. We'll get Terry as well. We'll get another Kentro. That's all the money that I would have spent on AT-Rex. But you know, time's a tough, time's a tough. Right, balloons down. Just quickly hit all of those. Triceratops is coming. Oh my god, Triceratops not looking too hot. Quickly kill him just so I can help out here. Just done everything. Get some more apples. That should be enough for T-Rex. Yes! No! Oh my god! Oh, why they're wasting it on a Kentro? Oh god, the Kentro's are dead.  Okay, well T-Rex hopefully should help us out. Oh, yes!  This is brilliant. Gonna need to get you guys though because we have another floating balloon! Very good, very good. Okay, okay, you may drop bomb. You may drop a bomb.  Well done! We'll get another Terry just in case. We'll do these guys. We'll get the fire dino. Here we go. We're making progress back to where we should have been. Oh, we still got three stars though. That's good. Hopefully no balloons come through. Let's get another Terry because why not? Oh, there we go! Nice! Now we get to open all the treasure. Yeah! I mean, I don't really care. What I care about is when I go on the next screen and if it says upgrade, that's the important stuff. Okay. The prize, we got some more coin. Even there! Sound effect of open the treasure chest is very clash class. It was very clash royal. Oh, whoever did the sounds? They've been a bit cheeky, I think. Using like Zelda sound effects and maybe a little bit slightly pitched up treasure sound effects? I don't know. Allegedly. At least it sounds like it. Sounds rather familiar. Okay. Although the game itself is great, I love this. I love this idea. I should have done that with him. Yeah.  I mean, we did just upgrade him. And he's fricking tough.  Okay. Maybe not so tough. We'll do that. Boom. Oh, the volcano bomb hurt. The barricade, if they fix that. The shots hurt barricades now. Let's do it. Well done. I'm kind of wasting apples there. That's a bit of a shame. And here we go. We'll get you. Fire Stego. Interesting. They are good against wooden stuff. But, will we see if there's the question? Well, we have our answer. There's the wooden stuff. Boom. Actually, I think it was already hurt by the other thing, the other Rambo I sent through. So, unfortunately, I can't do much here until I get the Kentro through. I'm going to use a Rocky because why not? We've got like 5 million barricades. We'll send you guys through. Kentro, yep. We've got another Kentro. We're just, we're going to hopefully let the triceratops take care of all of that. Because we've got a Rambo. We've got a fire. It's the balloon that's the issue. Yeah. Balloons have been dropping bombs on them. And they're fricking charming. We all deserve to die. Right, we're going to fire, Stego. I think we're about to lose our only tank though. That's the problem. We'll get a Rocky here, I suppose. We'll do that just to do some damage. Rocky! And they're all dead. Brilliant. Okay, more Kentros. Right, we'll do you. Yes! Although not so good. Definitely hit that with that. That's good. Slow that down. Whoa! You best watch out, son! And then we'll get another tank. Okay. Whoa! Get in! Oh, God! Health! Okay, I don't know how many dinos can attack here, but go for it! I need another Rocky, man. The Rocky is so good. Okay, okay. Fireworks coming through. That's fine, I think. Another one of you. Rambo! Rambo! Yeah! Look at the little snappers! Yeah, you got to hit it. You're still not dead, though. I've got too many Kentros. I invested too heavily into Kentros here. I'm seeing the error of my ways. I'm going to come through here. I'm going to hit these guys because Sodom. Bravo! Going to need you here. Oh, we got another snappy because why not? It's extra change. Okay. Nice. Get in. We're doing good. I think we got this now. Yeah, there it is. Rambo again. Rambo again for this. A little one as well. That's good, that's good. Doing good.  If I hit that, we'll knock him down a little bit just so some things can do some damage. We're going to try Ceratops. If we can just break this. This is the problem, this guy. More snappies. Now we're done. Bomb this. That's great. And we are done. Well done, well done, well done, guys. Oh, lightning shot that was. Lightning shot that was. Okay, continue. Upgrades. Hell, yeah. Any shots for upgrades, though. Legendary helmet. Nah, I'm good, I'm good. I don't need that. Oh, we've opened this, though. Island chest, sorry. Right, 4,000 gold. 10 gems. 2 power healers. 5 anchors. 5 balls. 5 fires. An epic helmet for the stego. Which I don't think we even have. Okay. So let's put the helmet on the fire stego. Sweet. Oh, he's even better now. Look at that. Now he's popping. Oh god, it does only damage. Okay, so it's not extending the timer for that. That's really what we need is that thing. And then we'll get 2,000 coins for that. Which is really good. Yeah, season pass. I'm okay. So we're going to go a little bit further on. 14-1. Really rattling through this. I've got so many special potions. Did I use them all? I tried to use them all. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, we're going to step back just a little bit. Don't like that. That's not very good. I should have saved for the Rocky here. Rocky is better. Yep, there we go. Almost. Yeah, okay, boom, boom. There we go. That's good. That's good. I will get a Kentro just in case.  This one seems like a fun one though. Right, and bam. Oh, not. There we go. Robo tricer comes from the future. We don't need help. This is an easy one. I don't need help here. There it goes, Rocky. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. We should have a Kentro. That's good. That's good. Kentro should help with this guy too. We'll do the shield on us while we wait for another Rocky. Rocky is really what we want here. Oh, actually. I'll tell you what, we'll just do that.  Then that, then that. There we go. We'll get a Rocky here now. Yep, yep, yep. Ho-bus. And ho-bus. There we go, there we go. Get that. All good. May as well get some of that. Yeah, this is a super easy one. Bam. Oh, no.  Yeah. Okay, just one dude, one dude.  Oh, bless him. It's nice. It's nice. Sometimes I just have an easy. There we go. Some raptors. Continue. Upgrade, another upgrade, really. Okay, I'll take it. Oh, a shot one, yes. Regular one. Though, you very rarely get the regular shot. Which is interesting. I remember them saying, maybe there's an update to this game. I haven't updated it, possibly. But there is a certain, like, tournament or a certain kind of thing you can do which allows you to choose the dinos in levels now, which is good. I don't know why that wasn't a thing. In z-olden days. Now I'll take him out. That's good. Charm and still liberty. Cartial fences, so that's good too. I am being the tank for the Anki apparently now. I'll just kill all of those guys. We'll freeze you. I need DPS here. We'll get another one. I am just going to hide behind here. Freeze him. And there we go. Okay, that's good. We've got Terry coming through. Okay, so our stun is now going to be just solely for the balloon. That's what we need it for. Though we don't have any other... Can I hit him with this? I can! Ha! Okay, we'll do this just so I can get some health. We need to get through this though. We really need to get through this. Damn! Okay, we'll stun you.  That's good, that's good, that's good. Okay. The fire, that's the problem though. There we go, there we go. Stun the balloon. Oh, what? It missed! That's not good. Okay, hopeful. Oh, they're dead. They're dead. They're just dead. Okay. Did not pick up the... We'll do that, we'll do that. I should have saved. I should have saved. It depends how much we get here. How much? Not enough. I was hoping to get the mammoth. Oh god, look at the spitties going to their doom.  Fair enough. Fair enough. Slowing down something else. Now we'll get the mammoth. As we've got the mammoth, we've got the fire stego. This is good. I'll just slowly, you know, do some... Slowing down. Oh, there's another dude there. Who's this kid? Whoa! Oh, he's got a metal sword. And he's definitely not what I want to... I will do that. We'll do that. We'll get some dilos. Because I don't really know how good the... There we go, we'll stun him. He's super tough. Mammoth's good at the moment. More dilos when we can. We've got a fire thing, so maybe fire stego should have been... But at the same time... We'll just quickly kill him. Because he was healing the fricking barricade. No you don't. There we go. Come on fire stego. Fire stego. Come on, there we go. Right. That's nice. Fire stego breaks that. Make sure he doesn't get another hit off. Brilliant. We need more... Oh, you know what? We'll save up for the mammoth. Mammoth is not looking too hot. And he's the most expensive too. We do have two fire stegos though. We don't need to worry at the moment.  You do everything. There we go, there we go. And another mammoth. Sweet. Now we just need to run through. Come on blips. Come on blips. The blips. Here we go. This is what it was all about. I'm going to get a terry just in case you... All meant to be. I knew what I was doing. Oh my god, I'm taking some hits. I'm taking some hits. For the team. Okay, we'll hit you. Get another terry. I should have frozen the balloon. You're full James. They're all going to die now. Come on, come on. Yeah, oh everyone died. Everybody perished. Oh no, you don't want to get in there. Yes. We'll freeze you as well. Oh damn. I think we're going to get three stars here though. It's definitely going to happen. There we go. Just need to kill the... Oh, a couple came through. Almost got to shoot. And there we go. Nice. Well done, well done. We did good there. Okay, two of those. Okay. We never get anything good. Oh, what the heck is this thing? We've unlocked the next one. Wait, what? 222? Stars? What does that mean? 200 out of 222. But we've got so much to do. Oh, a blizzard. Okay, okay, not so bad. I wonder what this thing is though. Let's see what this thing could be. So, okay. So this is all me then, huh? Okay. Okay, I've got to get through this first. We'll hit these guys.  Fireworks should do friendly damage. Okay. So it's just a healer I have at the moment. Okay, okay. Wait, did I miss some stuff? No, I didn't. Okay, we'll get the mammoth. Mammoth is best. Right, I'm going to save that. We'll do this one. That's very good. And then if we can get the healer, I will. Right, mammoth, you take that on. There's more pressing things at hand. Like the flyer that I just wasted my shot for. Dammit! Uh, freezer. There we go, that's good. That's not so bad. Uh, just do all that. Oh, these ones are bad. Oh, God. Oh, God, we definitely need the healer for this. Um, hit you with that. Oh, God. Freeze one of them. No, Ganondorf, go away! There's no Ganondorf. There's no Ganondorf. That's Ganondorf. Okay, okay, mammoth again. Need another mammoth. I'm not doing too hard here. Oh, yes! Another mammoth. Slow one down. Okay, this is tough. Oh, we got Granthor's hammer here. That's good, that's good. There we go, kill all of those guys. Uh, we got that. There we go, there we go. Okay, good, good, good. That's good, that's good. Really, really not getting anywhere fast here. Um, oh, God. I need GPS. Enough GPS!  There are so many things here. Okay, okay. Right, just take those. Take that, take that. Good, good, good. Let's just quickly just knock out these archers. There we go. Get another apple. Uh, get you in there. Oh, my God, that just completely stopped me in my tracks. I have barely any GPS here. Uh, okay. Well, I surely got to kill one. Okay. Still not, still not. Okay, okay. The thing is, the big nude nudes. They're so freaking slow at shooting and they're so expensive. Like 52 for a nude nude. Okay.  Fire this. Oh, there we go. That's good, that's good. More nude nudes. We're getting somewhere. Uh... There we go. Don't think so, buddy. Okay. Oh, it's been lenient, lenient with me on this one, so that's good. That's good news. We need a T-Rex, though. That's the problem.  Can I just run through? Oh, it's a little barricade. Wait, no, it's a big barricade. Cool, cool, cool. Right, there we go. Just quickly knock him out. Another one of those. What? No, you don't. Oh, come on, guys. Yes, they're coming through. That's it, that's it. Come on, T-Rex now. Now we need T-Rex. What's up? Oh, maybe that was a bit of a waste. How many of the big nude nudes do we have? We have four of the nude nudes. We'll just stop him. There we go. Do all that. Got the T-Rex in there. Slow one of those down. Ho, ho, ho. Come on, we got this. Another healer, why not? They don't want the stick. Uh, fire, why not? Just slow him down. Heels. Heelies. I'm gonna whack the firework guy. Oh, look at them go flying. Oh, it's so satisfying. Ho, ho, look at me. Taking you guys on by myself. I got this. And there he is. Oh, so you're just a regular stego. Oh, okay. Oh, you are as well.  Interesting. Oh my god. Oh my god, it was done. That would be terrible. You know what? I've never died in this game. Would that be the end of the game? No. I hope not. A T-Rex. The Spitty. Oh, fire stego's ready. And... Mammut. Mammut and cluster shot. Brilliant. Aw, I want to see this guy. Can attack flyers and deal area damage to cavemen on the ground? Oh, is that a both at the same time? Or is it one depending on who hits who first? Okay, judging by the roster, it's super expensive. It's more expensive than a Triceratops. So that puts it in like a 20-odd range, I think? Maybe even 30. Oh god. Well, let's find out. We can't do it just yet. No. I want to attack this quickly. Oh, I can't. Okay, never mind. You know, we'll get some spitties. Although, spitties is not good, because there's lots of fireworks here. I'm going to wait for them to get past. There we go. Let's stun this guy. Okay, Rambo just to go through. There we go. No, you don't. Right, okay, okay. So, Kentro's... Oh god, Spitty, do one yet! Oh! The firework missed. Brilliant. Might as well just use it on you.   Rambo's going to be good just to get through this, so I'm going to do that. There we go. Oh, get in. Okay, here we go. Kentro is what I'm going to need now. I literally have one permanent dinosaur, and that's it. Freeze it! No! Oh, he's gone. Rambo it is. There we go. Stun you. More Kentro's. Right, just do you. What's at the... Oh, that's the Kentro. It's like, what's making that noise? Ha ha! Fat chance! I'm saving up for the stego. Though, I think I'm going to have a surplus at this point. Down he goes! Right, I think it's time for another one. Wait, what? Something really did lots of damage. Okay, we're going to try stereotypes. Fair enough. Fair enough. I better not have killed the Kentro's. I think they're just at the back though. There we go. Here we go. Nice! 62, what? Why are you so expensive? I'm going to stun you because you are horrendous. Come on, keep getting the health. Keep getting the health. Right, we'll stun him. We could get into the Rambo, sure, why not? I'm wasting all my money on Rambo's. Come on, Rambo. Shock it! Down he goes. Oh, saying that though. This is good. We just lost one triceratops. We'll get another one. Whoa, stego doing lots of damage. Right, we'll stun you. We're redoing the Kentro's, which is great. We'll burn her. That's okay. Oh no, double the balloons. That's not good. Okay. Oh, we should have done that. Oh god. Rage, fire quickly! Kill them all! There we go, there we go.  Yes! Rambo again. I think I've got full health. I'm just taking off that fricking katana to the face though. Stun that guy. Yeah, we've done it. I don't know why I got another Kentro there, but I did. What can I say? Well done. Well done, me. Didn't I do great? We did see the stego get a couple of shots and I saw it do good damage to the fence. Though I didn't see it do much much else. So... Oh, wow, let me do so good. This is... oh, so we need 222 in order to get the next one. Ah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay, so we've got two more left of this one before we move on to the next area. Oh, why are you the way that you are? Oh god, we're going to Terry sure. Let's kill you two. Right, and then Terry, you've made it go down. Right, I did upgrade that. That's good, that's good. Looked like it's going to have to be Little Baba Snapsies. Yes! Come on, Snapperoos. You got this. That's perfect. Perfect. More Little Snapsies, please. Come to the Little Snapsies. Oh yes. More. I must have more Little Snapsnaps. No. Don't hurt the Snapsies. The Snappy Army could be killed by one firework. We must have more. More Little Snappies. Here we go, here's a problem. Snappies? He kills one of you in one hit. Oh god. Oh, that's me. That's fine, that's fine. You can attack me. That's cool. Oh, maybe not that one. Oh, the firework. Actually, it doesn't make a difference really. Of course it killed the one that was like easy to kill. And just like that, I lost all my Snappies. Yeah. Yeah. It's so quiet. No you're not.   There we go. Okay. Alright, bam. And then this guy's one hit. That's good. Okay, can we break this fence? Oh, I hit him quite far there through the fence. That's great. Right, would we go for Stego or T-Rex? Oh well, never mind. I'm going to do one. It's going to have to be Stego and a Terry. Go on, Stego and a Terry. Oh, how much damage does the balloon do? It takes ages from to wind it up though. Oh, damages. Stun him again. Stego should be close. There you go. And whoosh, kills that. I will just quickly take out the shaman. He's going to go to... No, you don't. We'll just burn him. We'll get another triceratops because we're about to lose that. Bit of this. That's good. That's good. Area damage from the Stegosaur. That's also good. We'll hit him.  Oh, God! More snappy! Yes! There we go. Maybe it was a waste. But I did it anyway. I've got another one through. Right, this should be enough for the T-Rex. No, it's not. We've got another one going through. We need the T-Rex. That's what I need here. This is a bit too much. This is too powerful. This is not good. Even the snappy died. Even the snapperoo! Oh, God. Oh, God. I don't have much here, guys. That's good. That's good. A little bit of that.  Right, we've got another Stego. They've seen me good so far. That's good. That's good. We're on the up. We'll just burn him. Burn him. There we go. Just for speed. I know it was a waste. But it's mainly for speed. Easy. Let's get Terry. Why not? Oh! Oh, wait. The T-Rex does not want to attack him, apparently. He's like, nah, let him live. It's fine. He's not going to do anything from down there. Rocky. T-Rex mech. That's the best bit of that. And another T-Rex mech. So I'm assuming if you don't get the mechs. Like, I've got the Triceratus mech. Like, I've got the Triceratus mech. T-Rex mech. When it says, oh, it's came from the future. It's supposed to be like, oh, that's really cool. Because you don't have that normally. Though I do. Right, the final one for this one. Let's go. Oh, wait. I could have upgraded this. Oh, never mind. Could have upgraded the Fire Stego, apparently. Alright. Yep. Uh-huh. And, yep. And, yep. And, yep. Very good. Very good. We'll get a Kentro. Because why not? Nothing I can really do here. I guess I could freeze it, I suppose. Wait, what? Here we go. Good, good, good. Just wrapping them. We've got enough for another Kentro. So may as well do that. Uh, all volcano bomb. Those guys... We don't have anything on the ground. Which is a problem. Oh, God, Spitties! No! The fireworks! You know, at least they did something. Should have burned you. Alright. Fire Stego's good, because that can hit all things. We've got one Spitty left. Might as well. Could probably have saved it. But we've got another power up already. Alright, there we go. Okay. Fire on that. Hit that. Just to get him down. Doing good. Freeze him. Spitty barrel. Uh, Fire Stego maybe? Does he hit the things in the air? I hope he does. Oh, I can't get him though. No! Freeze it! That's just not fair! Oh, never mind, I've hit him. That's cool. No, you don't. No, you don't. Oh, God! Spitty's dead. Although he's also dead, so that's good. Now he's throwing the fireworks. Ah! Oh, and then it died and run into it. Whoopsies.  Get that. Freeze that. There you go. Oh, God. Oh, God! Jesus! That was not good. That was really not good. Oh, God! They're about to be decimated, guys. They're about to be decimated. Oh, hardly. Oh, there's the mammoth. I should be getting the mammoth this whole time. Everybody's dead! Oh! There we go. There we go. There we go. Where's the mammoth? Mammoth! I made a terrible mistake. We were doing so good. And then we were. Then everything died. It wasn't so good.  So did you. Bloody fireworks. Alright. Apple please. I'll take that. Oh, God, there's just too much. Kentros maybe? Kentros are good. The explosion is just too killer. On that bomb. Oh, no. Wait, the egg? Egg is being attacked? No! Don't you dare. There we go. It's not looking good for us, guys. I'm not going to lie. Mammoth's definitely needed here. Oh, God. There we go. He's dead. Burn it. Burn the egg. I mean the balloon. There we go. There we go. Alright, going to have to save for another mammoth now. I cannot take a hit here.  There we go. Oh. Well, if only I had invested in at least one mammoth. I think we would have been good. But because they completely ripped through the rest of my dinosaur team. Because they have like, they're all anti-air and they have no defense. There wasn't much I could do. Yeah, I didn't see that for some reason. Maybe it's just seeing the triceratops. That'll do. Okay, we're going to get one star. Wow. We did not do this very well. As you can see, they've all stopped. The games went, you know what? If you've got one star, we'll not take that away from you. Or maybe we will. I don't know. Should we take it away from guys? God, they killed a mammoth.  I might just get another one. Or maybe I won't. Maybe I'll burn you. This is where I should have been, but I wasn't. Oh well. You know what? We live and learn. That's the important thing. We're doing good. I think this is the last biome in the game so far. Possibly could be.  Where do I get from my one chest? Oh, I got one mammoth, guys. Hell yeah. I only got one. That was terrible. Completely failed at the end there. Oh, more coin. Heck yeah, I'll take that. So how many left do we have? That one, 22 and 22. Oh no, there's a whole other one. Another one. Oh, it's pirates. Well guys, that's going to have to wrap the video so far. If you enjoyed the video, leave a like. 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Governor Ben Ayade of Cross River State has officially defected from the People's Democratic Party PDP to the All Progressive Congress APC. Ayade defected to the APC on Thursday in Calaba at a ceremony at the Executive Chambers of the Governor's office. He said his defection was to align the state with the ruling party at the centre for prosperous growth and development and also to join hands with Mr President Mahmoud Abahari in building the nation. Speaking Governor, Mai Balatbouni of Yobi, who was chair of the APC, welcomed Ayade into the party's fold. Having seen the progress attained so far, having seen the associated tension occasioned by the increasing social media manipulation to create a level of hysteria, having recognized the challenges of our youths and issues of unemployment and the associated challenges therefrom, it's my responsibility as the leader of the party in Cross River State, as the leader of the people in Cross River State from the political perspective to do all I can to assist Mr President succeed. It is in this process and recognizing the role of Cross River State, a state that has been reduced to wanting body, spirit and soul, a state whose revenue and resources have been taken, and therefore on behalf of the entire people of Cross River State to the extent that believe in the philosophy and idea of peace and unity, that Cross River State is today formally declared as an APC state. To welcome His Excellency Executive Governor of Cross River State, Professor Ben Ayade, formally into APC has come today. He is the leader of the party, APC Cross River State. Hello, hope you enjoyed the news, please do subscribe to our channel.