CHAPTER 30 PROVES THAT CHANGES MAY BE WRONG IN THE BEST REGULATED FAMILIES AND THAT MR. PECSNIFF WAS A SPECIAL HAND AT A TRIPLE BOB MAJOR. As the surgeon's first care after amputating a limb is to take up the arteries the cruel knife has severed, so it is the duty of this history which, in its remorseless course, has cut from the pecsniffian trunk its right arm, mercy, to look to the parent's stem and see how, in all its various ramifications, it got on without her. At first, of Mr. PECSNIFF it may be observed that having provided for his youngest daughter that choicest of blessings, a tender and indulgent husband, and having gratified the dearest wish of his parental heart by establishing her in life so happily, he renewed his youth and spreading the plumage of his own bright conscience, felt himself equal to all kinds of flights. It is customary with fathers in stage plays after giving their daughters to the men of their hearts to congratulate themselves on having no other business on their hands but to die immediately, though it is rarely found that they are in a hurry to do it. Mr. PECSNIFF, being a father of a more sage and practical class, appeared to think that his immediate business was to live, and having deprived himself of one comfort to surround himself with others. But however much inclined the good man was to be jokest and playful, and in the garden of his fancy to despot himself, if one may say so, like an architectural kitten, he had one impediment constantly opposed to him. The gentle cherry, stung by a sense of slight and injury, which far from softening down or wearing out, rankled and festered in her heart, the gentle cherry was in flat rebellion. She waged fierce war against her dear papa. She led her parent what is usually called, for one of a better figure of speech, the life of a dog, but never did that dog live in kennel stable yard or house whose life was half as hard as Mr. PECSNIFF's with his gentle child. The father and daughter were sitting at their breakfast. Tom had retired and they were alone. Mr. PECSNIFF frowned at first, but having cleared his brow looked stealthily at his child. Her nose was very red indeed and screwed up tight with hostile preparation. Cherry, cried Mr. PECSNIFF, what is the mist between us? My child, why are we disunited? Ms. PECSNIFF's answer was scarcely a response to this gush of affection, for it was simply bother, pa. Bother, repeated Mr. PECSNIFF in a tone of anguish. Oh, just too late, pa, said his daughter, calmly, to talk to me like this. I know what it means and what its value is. This is hard, cried Mr. PECSNIFF, addressing his breakfast cup. This is very hard. She is my child. I carried her in my arms when she wore shapeless, worsted shoes. I might say mufflers, many years ago. You needn't taunt me with that, pa, retorted Cherry with a spiteful look. I am not so many years older than my sister either, though she is married to your friend. Ah, human nature. Poor human nature, said Mr. PECSNIFF, shaking his head at human nature, as if he didn't belong to it. To think that this discord should arise from such a cause, oh, dear, oh, dear, from such a cause indeed, cried Cherry, state the real cause, pa, or I'll state it myself, mind I will. Perhaps the energy with which she said this was infectious. However, that may be Mr. PECSNIFF changed his tone and the expression of his face for one of anger, if not downright violence, when he said, you will, you have, you did yesterday, you do always, you have no decency, you make no secret of your temper, you have exposed yourself to Mr. Chuzzle with a hundred times, myself, cried Cherry with a bitter smile, oh, indeed, I don't mind that. Me too, then, said Mr. PECSNIFF. His daughter answered with a scornful laugh. And since we have come to an explanation, Charity, said Mr. PECSNIFF, rolling his head portentiously, let me tell you that I won't allow it. None of your nonsense, miss, I won't permit it to be done. I shall do, said Charity, rocking her chair backwards and forwards and raising her voice to a high pitch. I shall do, pa, what I please and what I have done. I am not going to be crushed in everything, depend upon it. I've been more shamefully used than anybody ever was in this world. Here she began to cry and sob, and may expect the worst treatment from you, I know, but I don't care for that.  She was so very much astonished by this assault that it really had the desired effect. I'll do it again, cried Mr. PECSNIFF as he resumed his seat and fetched his breath, if you dare to talk in that loud manner. How do you mean about being shamefully used? If Mr. Jonas chose your sister in preference to you, who could help it? I should wish to know. What have I to do with it? Wasn't I made a convenience of, weren't my feelings trifled with? Didn't he address himself to me first, sob, cherry, clasping her hands?  You'll live to be shaken again, returned her parent. If you drive me to that means of maintaining the decorum of this humble roof, you surprise me. I wonder you have not more spirit. If Mr. Jonas didn't care for you, how could you wish to have him? I wish to have him, exclaimed cherry. I wish to have him, Pa. Then what are you making all this piece of work for, retarded her father, if you didn't wish to have him? Because I was treated with duplicity, said cherry. And because my own sister and my own father conspired against me. I am not angry with her, said cherry, looking much more angry than ever. I pity her. I'm sorry for her. I know the fate that's in store for her with that wretch. Mr. Jonas will survive.  I dare say that Mr. Peck sniffed with returning resignation. But call him what you like and make an end of it. Not an end, Pa, said charity. No, not an end. That's not the only point on which we're not agreed. I won't submit to it. It's better you should know that at once. No, I won't submit to it indeed, Pa.  All I have got to say is I won't submit to it. Whatever she meant, she shook Mr. Peck sniff now for his lame attempt to seem composed was melancholy in the last degree. His anger changed to meekness and his words were mild and fawning. My dear, he said, if in the short excitement of an angry moment I resorted to an unjustifiable means of suppressing a little outbreak calculated to injure you as well as myself, it's possible I may have done so. Perhaps I did. I ask your pardon. A father asking pardon of his child, said Mr. Peck sniff, is I believe a spectacle to soften the most rugged nature. But it didn't at all soften Miss Peck sniff, perhaps because her nature was not rugged enough. On the contrary, she persisted in saying over and over again that she wasn't quite a fool and wasn't blind and wouldn't submit to it. You labor under some mistake, my child, to Mr. Peck sniff, but I will not ask you what it is. I don't desire to know. No, pray, he added, holding out his hand and coloring again, let us avoid the subject, my dear, whatever it is. It's quite right that the subject should be avoided between us serves and Cherry, but I wish to be able to avoid it all together and consequently must beg you to provide me with a home. Mr. Peck sniff looked about the room and said, a home, my child, another home Papa, said Cherry with increasing stateliness, placed me at Mrs. Todges's or somewhere on an independent footing. But I will not live here if such as to be the case. It is possible that Miss Peck sniff saw in Mrs. Todges as a vision of enthusiastic men, pining to fall in adoration at her feet. It is possible that Mr. Peck sniff in his newborn juvenility saw in the suggestion of that same establishment, an easy means of relieving himself from an irksome charge in the way of temper and watchfulness. It is undoubtedly a fact that in the attentive years of Mr. Peck sniff, the proposition did not sound quite like the dismal knell of all his hopes. But he was a man of great feeling and acute sensibility, and he squeezed his pocket handkerchief against his eyes with both hands, as such men always do, especially when they are observed. One of my birds, Mr. Peck sniff said, has left me for the stranger's breast, the other would take wing to Todges's, well, well, what am I? I don't know what I am exactly, never mind. Even this remark, made more pathetic, perhaps, by his breaking down in the middle of it, had no effect upon charity. She was grim, rigid, and inflexible. But I have ever, said Mr. Peck sniff, sacrificed my children's happiness to my own. I mean my own happiness to my children's, and I will not begin to regulate my life by other rules of conduct now. If you can be happier at Mrs. Todges's than in your father's house, my dear, go to Mrs. Todges's. Do not think of me, my girl, said Mr. Peck sniff with emotion, I shall get on pretty well, no doubt. Ms. Charity, who knew he had a secret pleasure in the contemplation of the proposed change, suppressed her own, and went on to negotiate the terms. His views upon this subject were at first so very limited that another difference, involving possibly another shaking, threatened to ensue. But by degree, his views on this subject but by degree, as they came to something like an understanding and the storm blew over. Indeed, Ms. Charity's idea was so agreeable to both that it would have been strange if they had not come to an amicable agreement. It was soon arranged between them that the project should be tried, and that immediately, and that Charity's not being well and needing change of scene and wishing to be near her sister should form the excuse for her departure to Mr. Cheslowet and Mary, to both of whom she had pleaded in this position for some time past. These premises agreed on. Mr. Pexniff gave her his blessing with all the dignity of a self-denying man who had made a hard sacrifice, but comforted himself with the reflection that virtue is its own reward. Thus they were reconciled for the first time since that not easily forgiven night when Mr. Jonas, repudiating the elder, had confessed his passion for the younger sister, and Mr. Pexniff had embedded him on moral grounds. But how happened it in the name of an unexpected addition to that small family, the seven wonders of the world, whatever and wherever they may be, how happened it that Mr. Pexniff and his daughter were about to part? How happened it that their mutual relations were so greatly altered? Why was Mr. Pexniff so clamorous to have it understood that she was neither blind nor foolish and she wouldn't bear it? It is not possible that Mr. Pexniff had any thoughts of marrying again or that his daughter with the sharp eye of a single woman fathomed his design. Let us inquire into this. Mr. Pexniff, as a man without reproach, from whom the breath of slander passed like common breath from any other polished surface, could afford to do what common men could not. He knew the purity of his own motives and when he had a motive, worked at it as only a very good man or a very bad one can. Did he set before himself any strong and palpable motives for taking a second wife? Yes, and not one or two of them, but a combination of very many. Old Martin Chuzzlewood had gradually undergone an important change. Even upon the night when he made such an ill-timed arrival at Mr. Pexniff's house, he was comparatively subdued and easy to deal with. This Mr. Pexniff attributed at the time to the effect his brother's death had had upon him. But from that hour, his character seemed to have modified by regular degrees and to have softened down into a dull indifference for almost everyone but Mr. Pexniff. His looks were much the same as ever, but his mind was singularly altered. It was not that this or that passion stood out in brighter or in dimmer hues, but that the color of the whole man was faded. As one trait disappeared, no other trait sprung up to take its place. His senses dwindled, too. He was less keen of sight, was deaf sometimes, took a little notice of what passed before him and would be profoundly taciturn for days together. The process of this alteration was so easy that almost as soon as it began to be observed, it was complete. But Mr. Pexniff saw it first and having Anthony Chuzzlewood fresh in his recollection saw in his brother Martin the same process of decay. To a gentleman of Mr. Pexniff's tenderness, this was a very mournful sight. He could not but foresee the probability of his respected relative being made the victim of designing persons and of his riches falling into worthless hands. It gave him so much pain that he resolved to secure the property to himself, to keep bad testamentary suitors at a distance, to wall up the old gentleman as it were for his own use. By little and little, therefore, he began to try whether Mr. Chuzzlewood gave any promise of becoming an instrument in his hands and finding that he did, and indeed that he was very supple in his plastic fingers, he made it the business of his life, kind soul, to establish an ascendancy over him and every little test he durst apply meeting with a success beyond his hopes, he began to think he heard old Martin's cash already chinking in his own unworldly pockets. But when Mr. Pexniff pondered on this subject, as in his zealous way he often did, and thought with an uplifted heart of the train of circumstances which had delivered the old gentleman into his hands for the confusion of evildoers and the triumph of a righteous nature, he always felt that Mary Graham was his stumbling block. Let the old man say what he would, Mr. Pexniff knew he had a strong affection for her. He knew that he showed it in a thousand little ways, that he liked to have her near him and was never quite at ease when she was absent long, that he had ever really sworn to leave her nothing in his will, Mr. Pexniff greatly doubted, that even if he had, there were many ways by which he could evade the oath and satisfy his conscience, Mr. Pexniff knew, that her unprotected state was no light burden on the old man's mind, he also knew, for Mr. Chuzzlewood had plainly told him so. Then, said Mr. Pexniff, what if I married her? What, repeated Mr. Pexniff, sticking up his hair and glancing at his bust by Spoker, what if, making sure of his approval first, he is nearly imbecile, poor gentleman, I married her. Mr. Pexniff had a lively sense of the beautiful, especially in women, his manner towards the sex was remarkable for its insinuating character. It is recorded of him in another part of these pages, that he embraced Mrs. Todgers on the smallest provocation. And it was a way he had. It was a part of the gentle placidity of his disposition.  They had been indignantly received, but that was nothing. True, as the idea expanded within him, these had become too ardent to escape the piercing eye of Cherry, who read his scheme at once. But he had always felt the power of Mary's charms. So interest and inclination made a pair and drew the curicle of Mr. Pexniff's plan. As to any thoughts of revenging himself on young Martin for his insolent expressions when they parted, and of shutting him out still more effectively from any hope of reconciliation with his grandfather, Mr. Pexniff was much too meek and forgiving to be suspected of harboring it. As to being refused by Mary, Mr. Pexniff was quite satisfied that in her position she could never hold out if he and Mr. Chuzzlewitt were both against her. As to consulting the wishes of her heart in such a case, it formed no part of Mr. Pexniff's moral code, for he knew what a good man he was and what a blessing he must be to anybody. His daughter having broken the ice and the murder being out between them, Mr. Pexniff had now only to pursue his design as cleverly as he could and by the craftiest approaches. Well, my good sir, said Mr. Pexniff, meeting old Martin in the garden, for it was his habit to walk in and out by that way as the fancy took him. And how is my dear friend this delicious morning? Do you mean me? Asked the old man. Ah, said Mr. Pexniff, one of his death days, I see. Could I mean anyone else, my dear sir? You might have meant Mary, said the old man. Indeed I might, quite true. I might speak of her as a dear, dear friend, I hope, observed Mr. Pexniff. I hope so, returned old Martin. I think she deserves it. Think, cried Pexniff, think, Mr. Chuzzlewitt. You are speaking, I know, returned Martin, but I don't catch what you say, speak up. He's getting deffer than a flint, said Pexniff. I was saying, my dear sir, that I am afraid I must make up my mind to part with Cherry. What has she been doing, asked the old man.  After which he added in a mild roar, she hasn't been doing anything, my dear friend. What are you going to part with her for, demanded Martin. She hasn't her health by any means, said Mr. Pexniff. She misses her sister, my dear sir. They doted on each other from the cradle, and I think of giving her a run in London for a change. A good long run, sir, if I find she likes it. Quite right, cried Martin, it's judicious. I am glad to hear you say so. I hope you mean to bear me company in this dull part while she's away, said Mr. Pexniff. I have no intention of removing from it, was Martin's answer.  I am sure I could surround you with more comforts, lowly as is my cot, than you can obtain at a village house of entertainment. And pardon me, Mr. Chuzzlewit, pardon me if I say that such a place as the dragon, however well conducted, and as far as I know, Mrs. Lupin is one of the worthiest creatures in this county, is hardly a home for Miss Graham. Martin mused a moment, and then said as he shook him by the hand, no, you're quite right, it is not. The very sight of skittles Mr. Pexniff eloquently pursued is far from being congenial to a delicate mind. It's an amusement of the vulgar, said old Martin, certainly. Of the very vulgar, Mr. Pexniff answered, then why not bring Miss Graham here, sir? Here is the house, here am I alone in it. For Thomas Pinch, I do not count as anyone. Our lovely friend shall occupy my daughter's chamber. You shall choose your own, we shall not quarrel, I hope. We are not likely to do that, said Martin. Mr. Pexniff pressed his hand. We understand each other, my dear sir, I see. I can wind him, he thought with exultation round my little finger. You leave the recompense to me, said the old man after a minute's silence. Oh, do not speak of recompense, cried Pexniff. I say, repeated Martin, with a glimmer of his old obstinacy, you leave the recompense to me, do you? Since you desire it, my good sir, I always desire it, said the old man. You know I always desire it. I wish to pay as I go, even when I buy of you, not that I do not leave a balance to be settled one day, Pexniff. The architect was too much overcome to speak. He tried to drop a tear upon his patron's hand, but couldn't find one in his dry distillery. May that day be very distant, was his pious exclamation. Ah, sir, if I could say how deep an interest I have in you and yours, I allude to our beautiful young friend. True, he answered, true. She need have someone interested in her. I did her wrong to train her as I did. Often though she was, she would have found someone to protect her whom she might have loved again. When she was a child, I pleased myself with the thought that in gratifying my whim of placing her between me and false-hearted knaves, I had done her a kindness. Now she is a woman I have no such comfort. She has no protector but herself. I have put her at such odds with the world that any dog may bark or fawn upon her at his pleasure. Indeed, she stands in need of delicate consideration. Yes, indeed she does. If her position could be altered and defined, sir, Mr. Pexniff hinted, how can that be done? Should I make a seamstress of her or a governess? Heaven forbid, said Mr. Pexniff. My dear sir, there are other ways. There are indeed. But I am much excited and embarrassed at present and would rather not pursue the subject. I scarcely know what I mean. Permit me to resume it at another time. You are not unwell, asked Martin anxiously. No, no, cried Pexniff. No, permit me to resume it at another time. I'll walk a little, bless you. Old Martin blessed him in return and squeezed his hand. As he turned away and slowly walked towards the house, Mr. Pexniff stood gazing after him, being pretty well recovered from his late emotion, which in any other man one might have thought had been assumed as a machinery for feeling Martin's pulse. The change in the old man found such a slight expression in his figure that Mr. Pexniff, looking after him, could not help saying to himself, and I can wind him round my little finger, only think. Old Martin, happening to turn his head, saluted him affectionately. Mr. Pexniff returned to the gesture. Why the time was, said Mr. Pexniff, and not long ago when he wouldn't look at me. How soothing is this change, such as the delicate texture of the human heart, so complicated is the process of its being softened. Externally he looks the same, and I can wind him round my little finger, only think. In sober truth there did appear to be nothing on which Mr. Pexniff might not have ventured with Martin Chuzzlewick, for whatever Mr. Pexniff said or did was right, and whatever he advised was done. Martin had escaped so many snares from needy fortune hunters, and had withered in the shell of his suspicion and distrust for so many years, but to become the good man's tool and plaything. With the happiness of this conviction painted on his face, the architect went forth upon his morning walk. The summer weather in his bosom was reflected in the breast of nature. Through deep green vistas where the bows arched overhead and showed the sunlight flashing in the beautiful perspective, through dewy fern from which the startled hairs leaped up and flooded his approach, by mantled pools and fallen trees and down and hollow places, rustling among last year's leaves whose scent woke memory of the past, the placid Pexniff strolled. By meadow gates and hedges fragrant with wild roses, and by thatched roof cottages whose inmates humbly bowed before him as a man both good and wise, the worthy Pexniff walked in tranquil meditation. The bee passed onward humming of the work he had to do, the idle gnats forever going round and round and one contracting an expanding ring. Yet always going on as fast as he, danced merrily before him. The color of the long grass came and went as if the light clouds made it timid as they floated through the distant air. The birds, so many Pexniff consciences, sang gaily upon every branch, and Mr. Pexniff paid his homage to the day by ruminating on his prospects as he walked along. Chancing to trip in his abstraction over the spreading root of an old tree, he raised his pious eyes to take a survey of the ground before him. It startled him to see the embodied image of his thoughts not far ahead. Mary herself, and alone. At first Mr. Pexniff stopped as if with the intention of avoiding her, but his next impulse was to advance, which he did at a brisk pace, caroling as he went so sweetly and with so much innocence that he only wanted feathers and wings to be a bird. Hearing notes behind her, not belonging to the songsters of the grove, she looked round. Mr. Pexniff kissed his hand and was at her side immediately. Commuting with nature, said Mr. Pexniff, so am I. She said the morning was so beautiful that she had walked further than she intended and would return. Mr. Pexniff said it was exactly his case and he would return with her. Take my arm, sweet girl, said Mr. Pexniff. Mary declined it and walked so very fast that he remonstrated. You were loitering when I came upon you, Mr. Pexniff said. Why be so cruel as to hurry now? You would not shun me, would you? Yes, I would, she answered, turning her glowing cheek indignantly upon him. You know I would. Release me, Mr. Pexniff, your touch is disagreeable to me. His touch? What? That chaste patriarchal touch which Mrs. Todgers surely a discreet lady had endured, not only without complaint, but with apparent satisfaction. This was positively wrong. Mr. Pexniff was sorry to hear her say it. If you have not observed, said Mary, that it is so, pray take assurance from my lips and do not, as you are a gentleman, continue to offend me. Well, well, said Mr. Pexniff mildly, I feel that I might consider this becoming in a daughter of my own and why should I object to it in one so beautiful? It's harsh. It cuts me to the soul, said Mr. Pexniff, but I cannot quarrel with you, Mary. She tried to say she was sorry to hear it, but burst into tears. Mr. Pexniff now repeated the Todgers' performance on a comfortable scale, as if he intended it to last some time. And in his disengaged hand, catching hers, employed himself in separating the fingers with his own and sometimes kissing them as he pursued the conversation thus. I am glad we met. I am very glad we met. I am able now to ease my bosom of a heavy load and speak to you in confidence, Mary, said Mr. Pexniff, in his tenderest tones. Indeed, they were so very tender that he almost squeaked. My soul, I love you. A fantastic thing that made an affectation, she made believe to shudder. I love you, said Mr. Pexniff, my gentle life with a devotion which is quite surprising, even to myself. I did suppose that the sensation was buried in the silent tomb of a lady, only second to you in qualities of the mind and form, but I find I am mistaken. She tried to disengage her hand, but might as well have tried to free herself from the embrace of an affectionate bull constrictor. If anything so wily may be wrought into comparison with Pexniff.  One of them, as you know, is married, the other by her own desire, but with a view I will confess, why not, to my altering my condition, is about to leave her father's house. I have a character, I hope. People are pleased to speak well of me, I think. My person and manner are not absolutely those of a monster, I trust. Ah, naughty hand, said Mr. Pexniff, apostrophizing the reluctant prize, why did you take me prisoner? Go, go. He slapped the hand to punish it, but relenting folded it in his waistcoat to comfort it again. Blessed in each other and in the society of our venerable friend, my darling, said Mr. Pexniff, we shall be happy. When he is wafted to a haven of rest, we will console each other. My pretty primrose, what do you say? It is possible, Mary answered in a hurried manner, that I ought to feel grateful for this mark of your confidence. I cannot say that I do, but I am willing to suppose you may deserve my thanks. Take them and pray leave me, Mr. Pexniff. The good man smiled a greasy smile and drew her closer to him. Pray, pray release me, Mr. Pexniff. I cannot listen to your proposal. I cannot receive it. There are many to whom it may be acceptable, but it is not so to me. As an act of kindness and an act of pity leave me. Mr. Pexniff walked on with his arm around her waist and her hand in his, as contentedly as if they had been all in all to each other and were joined in the bonds of truest love. If you force me by your superior strength, said Mary, who finding that good words had not the least effect upon him made no further effort to suppress her indignation. If you force me by your superior strength to accompany you back and to be the subject of your insolence upon the way, you cannot constrain the expression of my thoughts. I hold you in the deepest abhorrent. I know your real nature and despise it. No, no, said Mr. Pexniff sweetly. No, no, no. By what arts or unhappy chances you have gained your influence over Mr. Chuzzlewitt. I do not know, said Mary. It may be strong enough to soften even this. But he shall know of this, trust me, sir. Mr. Pexniff raised his heavy eyelids languidly and let them fall again. It was saying with perfect coolness, I, I, indeed. Is it not enough, said Mary, that you warp and change his nature, adapt his every prejudice to your bad ends and harden a heart naturally kind by shutting out the truth and allowing none but false and distorted views to reach it? Is it not enough that you have the power of doing this and that you exercise it but must you also be so coarse, so cruel and so cowardly to me? Still, Mr. Pexniff led her calmly on and looked as mild as any lamb that ever pastured in the fields. Well, nothing move you, sir, cried Mary. My dear, observed Mr. Pexniff with a placid lear, a habit of self-examination in the practice of, shall I say, of virtue, of hypocrisy, said Mary. No, no, resumed Mr. Pexniff, chafing the captive hand reproachfully of virtue, have enabled me to set such guards upon myself that it is really difficult to ruffle me. It is a curious fact, but it is difficult, you know, for anyone to ruffle me. And did she think, said Mr. Pexniff, with a playful tightening of his grasp, that she could, how little did she know his heart. Little indeed, her mind was so strangely constituted that she would have preferred the caresses of a toad and adder or a serpent, nay, the hug of a bear, to the endearments of Mr. Pexniff. Come, come, said that good gentleman, a word or two will set this matter right and establish a pleasant understanding between us. I am not angry, my love. You angry? No, said Mr. Pexniff, I am not, I say so. Neither are you. There was a beating heart beneath his hand that told another story, though. I am sure you are not, said Mr. Pexniff, and I will tell you why. There are two Martin Chuzzawits, my dear, and your carrying your anger to one might have a serious effect, who knows, upon the other. You wouldn't wish to hurt him, would you?  A passive quarrel, my love, said Mr. Pexniff, may be changed into an active one, remember? It would be sad to blight even the disinherited young man in his already blighted prospects. But how easy to do it, ah, how easy. Have I influenced with our venerable friend, do you think? Well, perhaps I have, perhaps I have. He raised his eyes to hers and nodded with an air of banter that was charming. No, he continued thoughtfully, upon the whole, my sweet, if I were you, I'd keep my secret to myself. I am not at all sure, very far from it, that it would surprise our friend in any way, for he and I have had some conversation together only this morning, and he is anxious, very anxious, to establish you in some more settled manner. But whether he was surprised or not surprised, the consequence of your imparting it might be the same. Martin Jr. might suffer severely. I'd have compassion on Martin Jr., do you know? Said Mr. Pexniff with a persuasive smile. Yes, he don't deserve it, but I would. She wept so bitterly now, and was so much distressed, that he thought it prudent to unclass her waist and hold her only by the hand. As to our own share in the precious little mystery, said Mr. Pexniff, we will keep it to ourselves and talk of it between ourselves, and you shall think it over. You will consent, my love, you will consent, I know. Whatever you may think, you will. I seem to remember to have heard, I really don't know where or how, he added with bewitching frankness, that you and Martin Jr., when you were children, had a sort of childish fondness for each other. When we are married, you shall have the satisfaction of thinking that it didn't last to ruin him, but passed away to do him good. For we'll see then what we can do to put some trifling help in Martin Jr.'s way. Have I any influence with our venerable friend? Well, perhaps I have, perhaps I have. The outlet from the wood, in which these tender passages occurred, was close to Mr. Pexniff's house. They were now so near that he stopped, and holding up her little finger, said in playful accents, as a parting fancy, shall I bite it? Receiving no reply, he kissed it instead, and then stooping down, inclined his flabby face to hers. He had a flabby face, although he was a good man, and with a blessing, which from such a source was quite enough to set her up in life, and prosper her from that time forth, permitted her to leave him. Gallantry, in its true sense, is supposed to ennoble and dignify a man, and love has shed refinements on innumerable Simmons. But Mr. Pexniff, perhaps because to one of his exalted nature, these were mere grossnesses, certainly did not appear to any unusual advantage now that he was left alone. On the contrary, he seemed to be shrunk and reduced, to be trying to hide himself within himself, and to be wretched at not having the power to do it. His shoes looked too large, his sleeve looked too long, his hair looked too limp, his features looked too mean, his exposed throat looked as if a halter would have done it good. For a minute or two, in fact, he was hot and pale and mean and shy and slinking, and consequently, not at all pexniffian. But after that, he recovered himself and went home with as beneficent an heir as if he had been the high priest of the summer weather. "'I have arranged to go, papa,' said Charity, "'tomorrow. "'So soon, my child. "'I can't go too soon,' said Charity, "'under the circumstances. "'I have written to Mrs. Todgers "'to propose an arrangement, "'and have requested her to meet me at the coach "'at all events. "'You'll be quite your own master now, Mr. Pinch.' "'Mr. Pexniff had just gone out of the room "'and Tom had just come into it.' "'My own master,' repeated Tom. "'Yes, you'll have nobody to interfere with you,' said Charity. "'At least I hope you won't. "'It's a changing world.' "'What? Are you going to be married, Miss Pexniff?' "'asked Tom in great surprise. "'Not exactly,' faltered Charity.  "'I believe I could be if I chose, Mr. Pinch.' "'Of course you could,' said Tom. "'And he said it in perfect good faith. "'He believed it from the bottom of his heart. "'No,' said Charity. "'I am not going to be married. "'Nobody is that I know of. "'But I am not going to live with Papa. "'I have my reasons, but it's all a secret.  "'As to you and me, Mr. Pinch, "'we part the best friends possible.'" Tom thanked her for her confidence and for her friendship, but there was a mystery in the former which perfectly bewildered him. In his extravagant devotion to the family, he had felt the loss of Mary more than anyone but those who knew that for all the slights he underwent, he thought his own demerits were to blame could possibly have understood. He had scarcely reconciled himself to that when here was Charity about to leave them. She had grown up, as it were, under Tom's eye. The sisters were a part of Pexneth and a part of Tom, items in Pexneth's goodness and in Tom's service. He couldn't bear it. Not two hours sleep had Tom that night through dwelling in his bed upon these dreadful changes. When morning dawned, he thought he must have dreamed this piece of ambiguity, but no. On going downstairs, he found them packing trunks and courting boxes and making other preparations for Miss Charity's departure, which lasted all day long. In good time for the evening coach, Miss Charity deposited her housekeeping keys with much ceremony upon the parlor table, took a gracious leave of all the house and quitted her paternal roof, a blessing for which the Pexniphean servant was observed by some profane persons to be particularly active in the Thanksgiving at church next Sunday. End of chapter 30. Chapter 31, part one, of Life and Adventures of Martin Cheslowit. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Life and Adventures of Martin Cheslowit by Charles Dickens. Chapter 31, Mr. Pinch is discharged of a duty which he never owed to anybody, and Mr. Pexniphe discharges a duty which he owes to society. Part one, the closing words of the last chapter lead naturally to the commencement of this, its successor, for it has to do with the church. With the church, so often mentioned here to fore, in which Tom Pinch played the organ for nothing. One sultry afternoon, about a week after Miss Charity's departure for London, Mr. Pexniphe, being out walking by himself, took it into his head to stray into the churchyard. As he was lingering among the tombstones, endeavoring to extract an available sentiment or two from the epitaphs, for he never lost an opportunity of making up a few moral crackers to be let off as occasion served, Tom Pinch began to practice. Tom could run down to the church and do so whenever he had time to spare, for it was a simple little organ provided with wind by the action of the musician's feet, and he was independent even of a bellows blower. Though if Tom had wanted one at any time, there was not a man or boy in all the village in the weight of the turnpike, Tolman included, but would have blown away for him till he was black in the face. Mr. Pexniphe had no objection to music, not the least. He was tolerant of everything, he often said so. He considered it a vagabond kind of trifling in general, just suited to Tom's capacity. But in regard to Tom's performance upon this same organ, he was remarkably lenient, singularly amiable. For when Tom played it on Sundays, Mr. Pexniphe, in his unbounded sympathy, felt as if he played it himself and were a benefactor to the congregation. So whenever it was impossible to devise any other means of taking the value of Tom's wages out of him, Mr. Pexniphe gave him leave to cultivate this instrument, for which mark of his consideration, Tom was very grateful. The afternoon was remarkably warm and Mr. Pexniphe had been strolling a long way. He had not what may be called a fine ear for music, but he knew when it had a tranquilizing influence on his soul, and that was the case now. For it sounded to him like a melodious snore. He approached the church and looking through the diamond lattice of a window near the porch, saw Tom with the curtains in the loft drawn back, playing away with great expression and tenderness. The church had an inviting air of coolness. The old oak roof supported by crossbeams, the hoary walls, the marble tablets and the cracked stone pavement were refreshing to look at. There were leaves of ivy tapping gently at the opposite windows, and the sun poured in through only one, leaving the body of the church in tempting shade. But the most tempting spot of all was one red-curtained and soft-cushioned pew, wherein the official dignitaries of the place, of whom Mr. Pexniphe was the head in chief, enshrined themselves on Sundays. Mr. Pexniphe's seat was in the corner, a remarkably comfortable corner, where his very large prayer book was at that minute making the most of its quartos self upon the desk. He determined to go in and rest. He entered very softly, in part because it was a church, in part because his tread was always soft, in part because Tom played a solemn tune, in part because he thought he would surprise him when he stopped. Unbolting the door of the high pew of state, he glided in and shut it after him. Then, sitting in his usual place and stretching out his legs upon the hastex, he composed himself to listen to the music. It is an unaccountable circumstance that he should have felt drowsy there, where the force of association might surely have been enough to keep him wide awake, but he did. He had not been in the snug little corner five minutes before he began to nod. He had not recovered himself one minute before he began to nod again. In the very act of opening his eyes indolently, he nodded again. In the very act of shutting them, he nodded again. So he fell out of one nod into another until at last he ceased to nod at all and was as fast as the church itself. He had a consciousness of the organ long after he fell asleep. Though as to its being an organ, he had no more idea of that than he had of its being a bull. After a while, he began to have at intervals the same dreamy impressions of voices and awakening to an indolent curiosity upon the subject opened his eyes. He was so indolent that after glancing at the hastex and the pew, he was already halfway off to sleep again when it occurred to him that there really were voices in the church, low voices talking earnestly hard by while the echoes seemed to mutter responses. He roused himself and listened.   Tom Pinch and Mary, of course, he had recognized their voices and already knew the topic they discussed. Looking like the small end of a guillotined man with his chin on a level with the top of the pew so that he might duck down immediately in case of either of them turning round, he listened. Listened with such concentrated eagerness that his very hair and shirt collar stood bristling up to help him.  He said in that very letter that it might be so even in that city to which they thought of traveling, Eden, you know. It is a great weight upon my mind, said Mary. Oh, but you mustn't let it be, said Tom. There's a truth saying that nothing travels so fast as ill news and if the slightest harm had happened to Martin you may be sure you would have heard of it long ago. I have often wished to say this to you, Tom continued with an embarrassment that became him very well, but you have never given me an opportunity. I have sometimes been almost afraid, said Mary, that you might suppose I hesitated to confide in you, Mr. Pinch. No, Tom stammered, I am not aware that I ever supposed that. I am sure that if I have, I have checked the thought directly as an injustice to you. I feel the delicacy of your situation in having to confide in me at all, said Tom, but I would risk my life to save you from one day's uneasiness. Indeed, I would. Poor Tom. I have dreaded sometimes, Tom continued, that I might have displeased you by having the boldness to try and anticipate your wishes now and then. At other times, I have fancied that your kindness prompted you to keep aloof from me. Indeed, it was very foolish, very presumptuous and ridiculous to think so, Tom pursued, but I feared you might suppose it possible that I should admire you too much for my own peace and so denied yourself the slight assistance you would otherwise have accepted from me. If such an idea has ever presented itself to you, faltered Tom, pray dismiss it. I am easily made happy and I shall live contented here long after you and Martin have forgotten me. I am a poor, shy, awkward creature, not at all a man of the world, and you should think no more of me, bless you, than if I were an old friar. If friars bear such hearts as thine, Tom, let friars multiply, though they have no such rule in all their stern arithmetic. Dear Mr. Pinch, said Mary, giving him her hand, I cannot tell you how your kindness moves me. I have never wronged you by the lightest doubt and have never for an instant ceased to feel that you were all much more than all that Martin found you. Without the silent care and friendship I have experienced from you, my life here would have been unhappy, but you have been a good angel to me, filling me with gratitude of heart, hope, and courage. I am as little like an angel, I am afraid, replied Tom, shaking his head, as any stone cherubim among the gravestones, and I don't think there are many real angels of that pattern. But I should like to know, if you will tell me, why you have been so very silent about Martin. Because I have been afraid, said Mary, of injuring you. Of injuring me, cried Tom, of doing you an injury with your employer. The gentleman in question dived. With Pexnip rejoined Tom with cheerful confidence. Oh, dear, he'd never think of us, he's the best of men. The more it eased you, the happier he would be. Oh, dear, you needn't be afraid of Pexnip, he is not a spy. Many a man in Mr. Pexnip's place, if he could have dived through the floor of the pew of state and come out at Calcutta, or any inhabited region on the other side of the earth, would have done it instantly. Mr. Pexnip sat down upon a hassic and listening more attentively than ever, smiled. Mary seemed to have expressed some dissent in the meanwhile, for Tom went on to say with honest energy, well, I don't know how it is, but it always happens whenever I express myself in this way to anybody almost, that I find they won't do justice to Pexnip. It is one of the most extraordinary circumstances that ever came within my knowledge, but it is so. There's John Westlock, who used to be a pupil here, one of the best-hearted young men in the world, in all other matters. I really believe John would have Pexnip flogged at the cart's tail if he could, and John is not a solitary case. For every pupil we have had in my time has gone away with the same inveterate hatred of him. There was Mark Caplie, too, quite in another station of life, said Tom. The mockery he used to make of Pexnip when he was at the dragon was shocking. Martin, too, Martin was worse than any of them. But I forgot, he prepared you to dislike Pexnip, of course, so you came with a prejudice, you know, Miss Graham, and are not a fair witness. Tom triumphed very much in this discovery and rubbed his hands with great satisfaction. Mr. Pinch said, Mary, you mistake him. No, no, Craig Tom, you mistake him, but he added with a rapid change in his tone, what is the matter? Miss Graham, what is the matter? Mr. Pexnip brought up to the top of the pew by slow degrees, his hair, his forehead, his eyebrow, his eye. She was sitting on a bench beside the door with her hands before her face, and Tom was bending over her. What is the matter, cried Tom? Have I said anything to hurt you? Has anyone said anything to hurt you? Don't cry, pray, tell me what it is. I cannot bear to see you so distressed. Mercy on us, I never was so surprised and grieved in all my life. Mr. Pexnip kept his eye in the same place. He could have moved it now for nothing short of a gimlet or a red hot wire. I wouldn't have told you, Mr. Pinch, said Mary, if I could have helped it, but your delusion is so absorbing, and it is so necessary that we should be upon our guard, that you should not be compromised, and to that end that you should know by whom I am beset that no alternative has left me. I came here purposely to tell you, but I think I should have wanted courage if you had not chance to lead me so directly to the object of my coming. Tom gazed at her steadfastly and seemed to say, what else? But he said not a word. That person whom you think the best of men, said Mary, looking up and speaking with a quivering lip and flashing eye. Lord bless me, muttered Tom, staggering back. Wait a moment. That person whom I think the best of men? You mean Pexnip, of course. Yes, I see you mean Pexnip. Good gracious me, don't speak without authority. What has he done? If he is not the best of men, what is he? The worst, the falsest, craftiest, meanest, cruelest, most sordid, most shameless, said the trembling girl, trembling with her indignation. Tom sat down on a seat and clasped his hands. What is he, said Mary, who receiving me in his house as his guest, his unwilling guest, knowing my history and how defenseless and alone I am, presumes before his daughters to affront me so that if I had a brother but a child who saw it, he would instinctively have helped me. He is a scoundrel, exclaimed Tom, whoever he may be. He is a scoundrel. Mr. Pexnip dived again. What is he, said Mary, who when my only friend, a dear and kind one too, was in full health of mind, humbled himself before him, but was spurned away for he knew him then like a dog. Who, in his forgiving spirit, now that that friend is sunk into a failing state, can crawl about him again and use the influence he basically gains for every base in wicked purpose, and not for one, not one that's true or good. I say he is a scoundrel, answered Tom. But what is he? Well, Mr. Pinch, what is he? Who, thinking he could compass these designs the better if I were his wife, assails me with the coward's argument that if I marry him, Martin, on whom I have brought so much misfortune, shall be restored to something of his former hopes, and if I do not, shall be plunged in deeper ruin.  What is he who, winding all these cruel snares about me, explains their purpose to me with a smooth tongue and a smiling face in the broad light of day, dragging me on the wild in his embrace and holding to his lips a hand, pursued the agitated girl, extending it, which I would have struck off if with it I could lose the shame and degradation of his touch.  Covering her face with her hands again as if the passion which had sustained her through these disclosures lost itself in an overwhelming sense of shame and grief, she abandoned herself to tears. Any sight of distress was sure to move the tenderness of Tom, but this especially, tears and sobs from her were arrows in his heart. He tried to comfort her, sat down beside her, expended all his store of homely eloquence, and spoke in words of praise and hope of Martin. I, though he loved her from his soul with such a self-denying love as woman seldom wins, he spoke from first to last of Martin. Not the wealth of the rich indies would have tempted Tom to shirk one mention of her lover's name. When she was more composed, she impressed upon Tom that this man she had described was pecsniff in his real colors, and word by word and phrase by phrase as well as she remembered it, related what had passed between them in the wood, which was no doubt a source of high gratification to that gentleman himself, who in his desire to see and his dread of being seen was constantly diving down into the state pew and coming up again like the intelligent householder and punches show who avoids being knocked on the head with a cudgel. When she had concluded her account and had we sought Tom to be very distant and unconscious in his manner towards her after this explanation and had thanked him very much, they parted on the alarm of footsteps in the burial ground and Tom was left alone in the church again. And now the full agitation and misery of the disclosure came rushing upon Tom indeed. The star of his whole life from boyhood had become, in a moment, putrid vapor. It was not that pecsniff, Tom's pecsniff, had ceased to exist, but that he never had existed. In his death Tom would have had the comfort of remembering what he used to be, but in this discovery he had the anguish of recollecting what he never was. For as Tom's blindness in this matter had been total and not partial, so was his restored sight. His pecsniff could never have worked the wickedness of which he had just now heard, but any other pecsniff could, and the pecsniff who could do that could do anything and no doubt had been doing anything and everything except the right thing all through his career. From the lofty height on which poor Tom had placed his idol it was tumbled down headlong and not all the king's horses nor all the king's men could have set Mr. Pecsniff up again. Legions of Titans couldn't have got him out of the mud and serve him right, but it was not he who suffered. It was Tom, his compass was broken, his chart destroyed, his chronometer had stopped, his masks were gone by the board, his anchor was adrift, 10,000 leagues away. Mr. Pecsniff watched him with a lively interest, for he divined the purpose of Tom's ruminations and was curious to see how he conducted himself. For some time Tom wandered up and down the aisle like a man demented, stopping occasionally to lean against a pew and think it over. Then he stood staring at a blank old monument bordered tastefully with skulls and crossbones as if it were the finest work of art he had ever seen, although at other times he held it in unspeakable contempt. Then he sat down, then walked to and fro again, then went wandering up into the organ loft and touched the keys, but their minstrelsy was changed, their music gone and sounding one long melancholy chord Tom drooped his head upon his hands and gave it up as hopeless. I wouldn't have cared, said Tom Pinch, rising from his stool and looking down into the church as if he had been the clergyman. I wouldn't have cared for anything he might have done to me, for I have tried his patience often and have lived upon his sufferance and have never been the help to him that others could have been. I wouldn't have minded Pecsniff, Tom continued, little thinking who heard him. If you had done me any wrong, I could have found plenty of excuses for that, and though you might have hurt me, could have still gone on respecting you. But why did you ever fall so low as this in my esteem? Oh Pecsniff, Pecsniff, there's nothing I would not have given to have had you deserve my old opinion of you, nothing. Mr. Pecsniff sat upon the hasik pulling up his shirt collar while Tom, touched to the quick, delivered this apostrophe. After a pause he heard Tom coming down the stairs, jingling the church keys and bringing his eye to the top of the pew again, saw him go slowly out and lock the door. Mr. Pecsniff durst not issue from his place of concealment. For through the windows of the church he saw Tom passing on among the graves and sometimes stopping at a stone and leaning there as if he were a mourner who had lost a friend. Even when he had left the churchyard, Mr. Pecsniff still remained shut up, not being at all secure but that in his restless state of mind Tom might come wandering back. At length he issued forth and walked with a pleasant countenance into the vestry where he knew there was a window near the ground by which he could release himself by merely stepping out. He was in a curious frame of mind, Mr. Pecsniff, being in no hurry to go but rather inclining to a dilatory trifling with the time which prompted him to open the vestry cupboard and look at himself in the parson's little glass that hung within the door. Seeing that his hair was rumpled he took the liberty of borrowing the canonical brush and deranging it.  Remembering that he had seen in the first cupboard a port wine bottle and some biscuits he peeped into it again and helped himself with much deliberation, cogitating all the time though in a very deep and weighty manner as if his thoughts were otherwise employed. He soon made up his mind if it had ever been in doubt and putting back the bottle and biscuits opened the casement. He got out into the churchyard without any difficulty, shut the window after him and walked straight home. Is Mr. Pinch indoors, asked Mr. Pecsniff of his serving maid? Just come in, sir. Just come in, eh? Repeated Mr. Pecsniff cheerfully and gone upstairs, I suppose. Yes, sir, gone upstairs. Shall I call him, sir? No, said Mr. Pecsniff. No, you needn't call him, Jane. Thank you, Jane. How are your relations, Jane? Pretty well, I thank you, sir. I am glad to hear it. Let them know I asked about them, Jane. Is Mr. Chuzzlewood in the way, Jane? Yes, sir, he's in the parlor reading. He's in the parlor reading, is he, Jane? Said Mr. Pecsniff. Very well. Then I think I'll go and see him, Jane. Never had Mr. Pecsniff been beheld in a more pleasant humor. End of Chapter 31, Part 1. Chapter 31, Part 2, of Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewood. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewood by Charles Dickens. Chapter 31, Part 2. But when he walked into the parlor where the old man was engaged, as Jane had said, with pen and ink and paper on a table close at hand, for Mr. Pecsniff was always very particular to have him well supplied with writing materials. He became less cheerful. He was not angry. He was not vindictive. He was not cross. He was not moody, but he was grieved. He was sorely grieved. As he sat down by the old man's side, two tears, not tears like those with which recording angels blot their entries out, but drops so precious that they used them for their ink, stole down his meritorious cheeks. "'What is the matter?' asked old Martin. "'Pecsniff, what else, you man?' "'I'm sorry to interrupt you, my dear sir. "'And I am still more sorry for the cause. "'My good, my worthy friend, I am deceived. "'You are deceived,' cried Mr. Pecsniff in an agony, "'deceived in the tenderest point, "'cruely deceived in that quarter, sir, "'in which I placed the most unbounded confidence. "'Deceived, Mr. Chuzzawit,' by Thomas Pinch. "'Oh, bad, bad, bad,' said Martin laying down his book. "'Very bad, I hope not. "'Are you certain?' "'Certain, my good sir. "'My eyes and ears are witnesses. "'I wouldn't have believed it otherwise. "'I wouldn't have believed it, Mr. Chuzzawit, "'if a fiery serpent had reclaimed it "'from the top of Salisbury Cathedral. "'I would have said,' cried Mr. Pecsniff, "'that the serpent lied. "'Such was my faith in Thomas Pinch, "'that I would have cast the falsehood "'back into the serpent's teeth, "'and would have taken Thomas to my heart. "'But I am not a serpent, sir, myself, I grieve to say, "'and no excuse or hope has left me.' "'Martin was greatly disturbed "'to see him so much agitated "'and to hear such unexpected news. "'He begged him to compose himself "'and asked upon what subject "'Mr. Pinch's treachery had been developed.  "'Oh, is it not enough?' said Mr. Pecsniff, looking upward, "'that these blows must fall on me, "'but must they also hit my friends.' "'You alarm me,' cried the old man, changing color. "'I am not so strong as I was. "'You terrify me, Pecsniff. "'Cheer up, my noble sir,' said Mr. Pecsniff, "'taking courage, "'and we will do what is required of us. "'You shall know all, sir, and shall be righted. "'But first, excuse me, sir, excuse me. "'I have a duty to discharge, which I owe to society.' "'He rang the bell, and Jane appeared. "'Send Mr. Pinch here, if you please, Jane.' "'Tom came, constrained and altered in his manner, "'downcast and dejected, visibly confused, "'not liking to look Pecsniff in the face. "'The honest man bestowed a glance on Mr. Chuzzlewitt, "'as who should say, you see, "'and addressed himself to Tom in these terms. "'Mr. Pinch, I have left the vestry window unfastened. "'Will you do me the favor to go and secure it? "'Then bring the keys of the sacred edifice to me.' "'The vestry window, sir?' cried Tom. "'You understand me, Mr. Pinch, I think,' returned his patron. "'Yes, Mr. Pinch, the vestry window. "'I grieved to say that sleeping in the church "'after a fatiguing ramble, "'I overheard just now some fragments,' he emphasized that word. "'Of a dialogue between two parties, "'and one of them locking the church when he went out, "'I was obliged to leave it myself by the vestry window. "'Do me the favor to secure that vestry window, Mr. Pinch, "'and then come back to me. "'No physiognomist that ever dwelt on earth "'could have construed Tom's face "'when he heard these words. "'Wonder was in it, and a mild look of reproach, "'but certainly no fear or guilt, "'although a host of strong emotions "'struggled to display themselves. "'He bowed, and without saying one word, "'good or bad, withdrew. "'Peck-sniff,' cried Martin, in a tremble, "'what does all this mean? "'You are not going to do anything in haste you may regret. "'No, my good sirs, and Mr. Peck-sniff firmly, no. "'But I have a duty to discharge, "'which I owe to society, "'and it shall be discharged, my friend, at any cost. "'Oh, late remembered, much forgotten, "'mouthing, ragged duty, always owed, "'and seldom paid in any other coin, "'than punishment and wrath, "'when will mankind begin to know thee? "'When will men acknowledge thee, "'in thy neglected cradle and thy stunted youth, "'and not begin their recognition "'in thy sinful manhood and thy desolate old age? "'Oh, ermined judge, whose duty to society is now, "'to doom the ragged criminal to punishment and death, "'Heads thou never, man, a duty to discharge "'in barring up the hundred open gates "'that wooed him to the felon's dock, "'and throwing but a jar of the portals to a decent life? "'Oh, prelate, prelate, whose duty to society it is "'to mourn in melancholy phrase "'the sad degeneracy of these bad times, "'in which thy lot of honors has been cast. "'Did nothing go before thy elevation to the lofty seat, "'from which thou dealest out thy homilies "'to other terriers for dead men's shoes, "'whose duty to society has not begun? "'Oh, magistrate, so rare a country gentleman "'in brave a squire, had you no duty to society "'before the ricks were blazing and the mob were mad? "'Or did it spring up, armed and booted from the earth, "'a core of yeomanry, full grown?' "'Mr. Peck Sniff's duty to society "'could not be paid till Tom came back. "'The interval which preceded the return of that young man, "'he occupied in a close conference with his friend, "'so that when Tom did arrive, "'he found the two quite ready to receive him. "'Mary was in her own room above, "'whether Mr. Peck Sniff, always considerate, "'had we sought old Martin to entreat her "'to remain some half hour longer "'that her feelings might be spared. "'When Tom came back, he found old Martin "'sitting by the window and Mr. Peck Sniff "'in an imposing attitude at the table. "'On one side of him was his pocket handkerchief, "'and on the other a little heap, a very little heap, "'of gold and silver and odd pence. "'Tom saw at a glance that it was his own salary "'for the current quarter. "'Have you fastened the vestry window, Mr. Pinch,' "'said Peck Sniff? "'Yes, sir. "'Thank you, put down the keys, if you please, Mr. Pinch.' "'Tom placed them on the table. "'He held the bunch by the key of the organ loft, "'though it was one of the smallest, "'and looked hard at it as he laid it down. "'It had been an old, old friend of Tom's, "'a kind companion to him, many and many a day. "'Mr. Pinch,' said Peck Sniff, shaking his head, "'oh, Mr. Pinch, I wonder you can look me in the face.' "'Tom did it, though, and that was standing "'that he has been described as stooping generally. "'He stood as up right then as man could stand. "'Mr. Pinch,' said Peck Sniff, "'taking up his handkerchief as if he felt "'that he should want it soon. "'I will not dwell upon the past. "'I will spare you, and I will spare myself "'that pain at least.' "'Tom's was not a very bright eye, "'but it was a very expressive one "'when he looked at Mr. Peck Sniff and said, "'Thank you, sir, I am very glad "'you will not refer to the past.' "'The present is enough,' said Mr. Peck Sniff, "'dropping a penny, "'and the sooner that is passed, the better, Mr. Pinch. "'I will not dismiss you without a word of explanation. "'Even such a course would be quite justifiable "'under the circumstances, "'but it might wear an appearance of hurry, "'and I will not do it. "'For I am,' said Mr. Peck Sniff, "'knocking down another penny, "'perfectly self-possessed. "'Therefore I will say to you "'what I have already said to Mr. Chuzzlewitt.' "'Tom glanced at the old gentleman, "'who nodded now and then as approving "'of Mr. Peck Sniff's sentences and sentiments, "'but interposed between them in no other way. "'From fragments of a conversation "'which I overheard in the church just now, "'Mr. Pinch,' said Peck Sniff, "'between yourself and Miss Graham, "'I say fragments because I was slumbering "'at a considerable distance from you "'when I was roused by your voices, "'and from what I saw I ascertained. "'I would have given a great deal not "'to have ascertained, Mr. Pinch, "'that you, forgetful of all ties "'of duty and of honor, sir, "'regardless of the sacred laws of hospitality "'to which you were pledged "'as an inmate of this house, "'have presumed to address Miss Graham "'with unreturned professions of attachment "'and proposals of love.' "'Tom looked at him steadily. "'Do you deny it, sir?' asked Mr. Peck Sniff, "'dropping one pound, two and four pence "'and making a great business "'of picking it up again.' "'No, sir,' replied Tom. "'I do not.' "'You do not,' said Mr. Peck Sniff, glancing at the old gentleman. "'Ablige me by counting this money, "'Mr. Pinch, in putting your name "'to this receipt. "'You do not?' "'No, Tom did not. "'He scorned to deny it. "'He saw that Mr. Peck Sniff, "'having overheard his own disgrace, "'cared not a jot for sinking lower yet in his contempt. "'He saw that he had devised this fiction "'as the readiest means of getting rid of him at once. "'But then it must end in that anyway.' "'He saw that Mr. Peck Sniff reckoned "'on his not denying it, "'because his doing so and explaining "'would incense the old man more than ever "'against Martin and against Mary, "'while Peck Sniff himself "'would only have been mistaken in his fragments. "'Deny it? No. "'You find the amount correct? "'Do you, Mr. Pinch,' said Peck Sniff? "'Quite correct, sir,' answered Tom. "'A person is waiting in the kitchen,' said Mr. Peck Sniff, "'to carry your luggage wherever you please. "'We part, Mr. Pinch, at once, "'and our strangers from this time. "'Something without a name, "'compassion, sorrow, old tenderness, "'mistaken gratitude, habit? "'None of these, and yet all of them, "'smote upon Tom's gentle heart at parting. "'There was no such soul as Peck Sniff's in that carcass, "'and yet, though his speaking out "'had not involved the compromise of one he loved, "'he couldn't have denounced the very shape "'and figure of the man, not even then.  "'I will not say how much it tries me, "'how it works upon my nature, "'how it grates upon my feelings. "'I do not care for that. "'I can endure as well as another man. "'But what I have to hope, "'and what you have to hope, Mr. Pinch, "'otherwise a great responsibility rests upon you, "'is that this deception "'may not alter my ideas of humanity, "'that it may not impair my freshness "'or contract, if I may use the expression, my opinions. "'I hope it will not. "'I don't think it will. "'It may be a comfort to you, "'if not now, at some future time, "'to know that I shall endeavor "'not to think the worst "'of my fellow creatures in general "'for what has passed between us. "'Farewell.' "'Tom had meant to spare him "'one little puncturation with a lancet, "'which he had it in his power to administer, "'but he changed his mind on hearing this and said, "'I think you left something in the church, sir. "'Thank you, Mr. Pinch,' said Pexniff. "'I am not aware that I did. "'This is your double eyeglass, I believe,' said Tom. "'Oh,' cried Pexniff, "'with some degree of confusion, "'I am obliged to you. "'Put it down, if you please. "'I found it,' said Tom slowly, "'when I went to bolt the vestry window in the pew. "'So he had. "'Mr. Pexniff had taken it off "'when he was bobbing up and down, "'best it should strike against the paneling "'and had forgotten it.' "'Going back to the church, "'with his mind full of having been watched "'and wondering very much from what part, "'Tom's attention was caught "'by the door of the state pew standing open. "'Looking into it, he found the glass, "'and thus he knew, "'and by returning it gave Mr. Pexniff "'the information that he knew "'where the listener had been, "'and that instead of overhearing "'fragments of the conversation, "'he must have rejoiced in every word of it.' "'I am glad he's gone,' said Martin, drawing a long breath when Tom had left the room. "'It is a relief,' assented Mr. Pexniff. "'It is a great relief. "'But having discharged, "'I hope with tolerable firmness, "'the duty which I owed to society, "'I will now, my dear sir, if you will give me leave, "'retired to shed a few tears in the back garden "'as an humble individual.' "'Tom went upstairs, cleared his shelf of books, "'packed them up with his music, "'and an old fiddle in his trunk. "'Got out his clothes. "'There were not so many that they made his headache, "'put them on the top of his books, "'and went into the workroom "'for his case of instruments. "'There was a ragged stool there "'with the horse hair all sticking out of the top "'like a wig, a very beast of a stool in itself, "'on which he had taken up his daily seat, "'year after year, during the whole period of his service. "'They had grown older and shabbier in company. "'Pupils had served their time, seasons had come and gone, "'Tom and the worn-out stool "'had held together through it all. "'That part of the room "'was traditionally called Tom's Corner. "'It had been assigned to him at first "'because of its being situated in a strong draft, "'and a great way from the fire. "'And he had occupied it ever since. "'There were portraits of him on the walls "'with all his weak points monstrously portrayed.  "'Every pupil had added something, "'even unto fancy portraits of his father with one eye "'and of his mother with a disproportionate nose, "'and especially of his sister, "'who always being presented as extremely beautiful, "'made full amends to Tom for any other jokes. "'Under less uncommon circumstances, "'it would have cut Tom to the heart to leave these things "'and think that he saw them for the last time. "'But it didn't now. "'There was no peck-sniff. "'There never had been a peck-sniff, "'and all his other griefs were swallowed up in that. "'So when he returned into the bedroom, "'and having fastened his box in the carpet bag, "'put on his walking-gaters and his great coat "'and his hat and taken his stick in his hand, "'looked round it for the last time. "'Early on summer mornings, "'and by the light of private candle-ends on winter nights, "'he had read himself half-blind in this same room. "'He had tried in this same room "'to learn the fiddle under the bedclothes, "'but yielding to objections from the other pupils "'had reluctantly abandoned the design. "'At any other time, "'he would have parted from it with a pang, "'thinking of all he had learned there, "'of the many hours he had passed there, "'for the love of his very dreams. "'But there was no peck-sniff, "'there never had been a peck-sniff, "'and the unreality of peck-sniff "'extended itself to the chamber, "'in which, sitting on one particular bed, "'the thing supposed to be that great abstraction "'had often preached morality with such effect "'that Tom had felt a moisture in his eyes "'while hanging breathless on the words. "'The man engaged to bear his box, "'Tom knew him well, a dragon man, "'came stamping up the stairs "'and made a roughish bow to Tom, "'to whom, in common times, "'he would have knotted with a grin, "'as though he were aware of what had happened "'and wished him to perceive "'it made no difference to him. "'It was clumsily done, "'he was a mere waterer of horses, "'but Tom liked the man for it "'and felt it more than going away. "'Tom would have helped him with the box, "'but he made no more of it, "'though it was a heavy one, "'than an elephant would have made of a castle, "'just swinging it on his back "'and bowling downstairs, "'as if, being naturally a heavy sort of fellow, "'he could carry a box infinitely better "'than he could go alone. "'Tom took the carpet bag "'and went downstairs along with him. "'At the outer door stood Jane, "'crying with all her might, "'and on the steps was Mrs. Lupin, "'sobbing bitterly "'and putting out her hand for Tom to shake. "'You're coming to the dragon, Mr. Pinch.' "'No,' said Tom. "'No, I shall walk to Salisbury tonight. "'I couldn't stay here, "'for goodness sake, "'don't make me so unhappy, Mrs. Lupin.  "'The kindness of people "'is enough to break one's heart. "'I mean to go to Salisbury tonight, "'my dear good creature. "'If you'll take care of my box "'from me till I write for it, "'I shall consider it "'the greatest kindness you can do me. "'I wish,' cried Mrs. Lupin, "'there were twenty boxes, Mr. Pinch, "'that I might have them all. "'Thank you,' said Tom.  "'Goodbye, goodbye.' "'There were several people, "'young and old, standing about the door, "'some of whom cried with Mrs. Lupin, "'while others tried to keep up a stout heart, "'as Tom did, "'and others were absorbed "'in admiration of Mr. Pecksniff, "'a man who could build a church, "'as one may say, "'by squinting at a sheet of paper, "'and others were divided "'between that feeling "'and sympathy with Tom. "'Mr. Pecksniff had appeared "'on the top of the steps, "'simultaneously with his old pupil, "'and while Tom was talking with Mrs. Lupin, "'kept his hand stretched out, "'as though he said, "'Go forth.' "'When Tom went forth, "'and had turned the corner, "'Mr. Pecksniff shook his head, "'shut his eyes, "'and heaving a deep sigh, "'shut the door. "'On which, the best of Tom's supporters said, "'he must have done some dreadful deed, "'or such a man as Mr. Pecksniff "'never could have felt like that. "'If it had been a common quarrel, "'they observed, "'he would have said something, "'but when he didn't, "'Mr. Pinch must have shocked him dreadfully. "'Tom was out of hearing of their shrewd opinions, "'and plodded on as steadily as he could go, "'until he came within sight of the turnpike, "'where the Tolman's family had tried out, "'Mr. Pinch, that frosty morning, "'when he went to meet young Martin. "'He had got through the village, "'and this toll-bar was his last trial. "'But when the infant toll-takers came screeching out, "'he had half a mind to run for it "'and make a bolt across the country. "'Why, dearie, Mr. Pinch, oh dearie, sir,' "'cred the Tolman's wife, "'what an unlikely time for you to be "'going this way with a bag.' "'I am going to Salisbury,' said Tom. "'Why, goodness, where's the gig then?' "'cred the Tolman's wife, "'looking down the road, "'as if she thought Tom might have been upset "'without observing it. "'I haven't got it,' said Tom. "'He couldn't evade it. "'He felt she would have him in the next question "'if he got over this one. "'I have left, Mr. Pecksniff.' "'The Tolman, a crusty customer, "'always smoking solitary pipes "'in a Windsor chair inside, "'set artfully between two little windows "'that looked up and down the road, "'so that when he saw anything coming up, "'he might hug himself on having told a take, "'and when he saw it going down, "'might hug himself on having taken it. "'The Tolman was out in an instant. "'Left, Mr. Pecksniff,' cried the Tolman. "'Yes,' said Tom, left him. "'The Tolman looked at his wife, "'uncertain whether to ask her "'if she had anything to suggest, "'or to order her to mind the children. "'Astonishment, making him surly, "'he preferred the latter, "'and sent her into the Toll House "'with a flea in her ear. "'You left, Mr. Pecksniff,' cried the Tolman, "'folding his arms and spreading his legs. "'I should as soon have thought "'of his head leaving him. "'I,' said Tom, so should I. "'Yesterday. "'Good night.' "'If a heavy drove of oxen hadn't come by immediately, "'the Tolman would have gone down to the village "'straight to inquire into it. "'As things turned out, "'he smoked another pipe "'and took his wife into his confidence. "'But their united sagacity "'could make nothing of it, "'and they went to bed, metaphorically, "'in the dark. "'But several times that night, "'when a wagon or other vehicle came through, "'and the driver asked the Tollkeeper, "'what news, "'he looked at the man by the light of his lantern "'to assure himself "'that he had an interest in the subject, "'and then said, "'wrapping his watch coat round his legs, "'You hear it of Mr. Pecksniff down yonder? "'Ah, surely. "'And of his young man, Mr. Pinch, perhaps? "'Ah, they parted. "'After every one of these disclosures, "'the Tolman plunged into his house again "'and was seen no more "'while the other side went on in great amazement. "'But this was long after Tom was at bed. "'And Tom was now with his face toward Salisbury "'doing his best to get there. "'The evening was beautiful at first, "'but it became cloudy and dull at sunset, "'and the rain fell heavily soon afterwards. "'For ten long miles he plodded on, "'wet through, "'until at last the lights appeared, "'and he came into the welcome precincts of the city. "'He went to the inn where he had waited for Martin "'and briefly answering their inquiries "'after Mr. Pecksniff ordered a bed. "'He had no heart for tea or supper, "'meet or drink of any kind, "'but sat by himself before an empty table "'in the public room while the bed was getting ready, "'revolving in his mind all that had happened "'that eventful day "'and wondering what he could or should do "'for the future. "'It was a great relief when the chambermaid came in "'and said the bed was ready.  "'A graphic representation in oil "'of a remarkably fat ox hung over the fireplace "'and the portrait of some former landlord, "'who might have been the ox's brother, "'he was so like him, "'stared roundly in at the foot of the bed. "'A variety of queer smells "'were partially quenched "'in the prevailing scent of very old lavender "'and the window had not been opened "'for such a long space of time "'that it pleaded immemorial usage "'and wouldn't come open now.' "'These were trifles in themselves, "'but they added to the strangeness of the place, "'and did not induce Tom to forget his new position. "'Peck Sniff had gone out of the world, "'had never been in it, "'and it was as much as Tom could do "'to say his prayers without him. "'But he felt happier afterwards "'and went to sleep "'and dreamed about him as he never was.' CHAPTER 32 Tweets of Todgers again, and of another blighted plant besides the plants upon the Leeds. Early on the day, next after that, on which she bade adieu to the halls of her youth and the scenes of her childhood, Ms. Peck Sniff, arriving safely at the coach office in London, was there received and conducted to her peaceful home beneath the shadow of the monument by Mrs. Todgers. M. Todgers looked a little worn by cares of gravy and other such solicitudes arising out of her establishment, but displayed her usual earnestness and warmth of manner. "'And how, my sweet Ms. Peck Sniff,' said she, "'how is your princely paw?' Ms. Peck Sniff signified, in confidence, that he contemplated the introduction of a princely ma and repeated the sentiment that she wasn't blind and wasn't quite a fool and wouldn't bear it. Mrs. Todgers was more shocked by the intelligence than anyone could have expected. She was quite bitter. She said there was no truth in man and that the warmer he expressed himself as a general principal, the falser and more treacherous he was. She foresaw with astonishing clearness that the object of Mr. Peck Sniff's attachment was designing worthless and wicked and receiving from charity the fullest confirmation of these views protested with tears in her eyes that she loved Ms. Peck Sniff like a sister and felt her injuries as if they were her own. "'Your real, darling sister, "'I have not seen her more than once "'since her marriage,' said Mrs. Todgers. "'And then I thought her looking poorly.  "'Oh, no, Mrs. Todgers, "'thank you, no, "'not for any consideration he could offer.' "'I daresay you are right,' said Mrs. Todgers "'with a sigh. "'I feared it all along. "'But the misery we have had from that match "'here among ourselves in this house, "'my dear Ms. Peck Sniff, "'nobody would believe.' "'Lower, Mrs. Todgers.' "'Awful, awful,' repeated Mrs. Todgers "'with strong emphasis. "'You recollect our youngest gentleman, my dear?' "'Of course I do,' said Cherry. "'You might have observed,' said Mrs. Todgers, "'how he used to watch your sister "'and that a kind of stony dumbness "'came over him whenever she was in company. "'I am sure I never saw anything of the sort,' said Cherry in a peevish manner.  "'I have seen him standing in a corner "'of our drawing room gazing at her "'in such a lonely melancholy state "'that he was more like a pump than a man "'and might have drawed tears.' "'I never saw it,' cried Cherry. "'That's all I can say.' "'But when the marriage took place,' said Mrs. Todgers, "'proceeding with her subject, "'when it was in the paper "'and was read out here at breakfast, "'I thought he had taken leave of his senses. "'I did indeed.' "'The violence of that young man, "'my dear Miss Peck-sniff, "'the frightful opinions he expressed "'upon the subject of self-destruction, "'the extraordinary actions he performed "'with his tea, "'the clenching way in which he bit "'his bread and butter, "'the manner in which he taunted Mr. Jenkins, "'all combined to form a picture, "'never to be forgotten.' "'It's a pity he didn't destroy himself, "'I think,' observed Miss Peck-sniff. "'Himself,' said Mrs. Todgers, "'it took another turn at night. "'He was for destroying other people then. "'There was a little chaffing going on. "'I hope you don't consider that "'a low expression, Miss Peck-sniff. "'It is always in our gentleman's mouths, "'a little chaffing going on, "'my dear among them, "'all in good nature, "'when suddenly he rose up, "'foaming with his fury, "'and but for being held by three "'would have had Mr. Jenkins's "'life with a bootjack.'" Miss Peck-sniff's face expressed supreme indifference. "'And now,' said Mrs. Todgers, "'now he is the meekest of men. "'You can almost bring the tears "'into his eyes by looking at him. "'He sits with me the whole day long on Sundays, "'talking in such a dismal way "'that I find it next to impossible "'to keep my spirits up, "'equal to the accommodation of the borders. "'His only comfort is in female society. "'He takes me half price to the play "'to an extent which I sometimes fear "'is beyond his means. "'And I see the tears are standing "'in his eyes during the whole performance, "'particularly if it is anything of a comic nature. "'The turn I experienced only yesterday, "'said Mrs. Todgers, putting her hand to her side. "'When the house made through his bedside carpet "'out of the window of his room "'while I was sitting here, no one can imagine. "'I thought it was him and that he had done it at last.' "'The contempt with which Miss Charity "'received this pathetic account of the state "'to which the youngest gentleman in company was reduced "'did not say much for her power of sympathizing "'with that unfortunate character. "'She treated it with great levity "'and went on to inform herself, "'then and afterwards, whether any other changes "'had occurred in the commercial boarding house. "'Mr. Bailey was gone and had been succeeded, "'such as the decay of human greatness, "'by an old woman whose name was reported to be Tamaru, "'which seemed an impossibility. "'Indeed, it appeared in the fullness of time "'that the jocular borders had appropriated "'the word from an English ballad "'in which it is supposed to express "'the bold and fiery nature "'of a certain hackney coachman, "'and that it was bestowed upon Mr. Bailey's successor "'by reason of her having nothing fiery about her, "'except an occasional attack of that fire, "'which is called St. Anthony's. "'This ancient female had been engaged "'in fulfillment of a vow registered by Mrs. Todgers "'that no more boys should darken the commercial doors, "'and she was chiefly remarkable "'for a total absence of all comprehension "'upon every subject whatever. "'She was a perfect tomb for messages and small parcels, "'and when dispatched to the post office with letters "'had been frequently seen endeavouring to insinuate "'them into casual chinks and private doors "'under the delusion that any door with a hole "'in it would answer the purpose. "'She was a very little old woman "'and always wore a very coarse apron "'with a bib before and a loop behind "'together with bandages on her wrists, "'which appeared to be afflicted "'with an everlasting sprain. "'She was, on all occasions, cherry of opening the street door "'and ardent to shut it again, "'and she waited at table in a bonnet. "'This was the only great change "'over and above the change which had fallen "'on the youngest gentleman. "'As for him, he more than corroborated "'the account of Mrs. Todgers, "'possessing greater sensibility "'than even she had given him credit for. "'He entertained some terrible notions of destiny, "'among other matters, "'and talked much about people's missions, "'upon which he seemed to have some private information "'not generally attainable, "'as he knew it had been poor Mary's mission "'to crush him in the bud. "'He was very frail and tearful, "'for being aware that a shepherd's mission "'was to pipe to his flocks "'and that a boson's mission was to pipe all hands "'and that one man's mission was to be a paid piper "'and another man's mission was to pay the piper. "'So he had got it into his head "'that his own peculiar mission was to pipe his eye, "'which he did perpetually. "'He often informed Mrs. Todgers "'that the sun had set upon him, "'that the billows had rolled over him, "'that the car of juggernaut had crushed him, "'and also that the deadly upost tree of Java "'had blighted him. "'His name was Model.' "'Towards this most unhappy Model, "'Miss Pexnip conducted herself at first "'with distant haughtiness, "'being in no humor to be entertained with durges "'in honor of her married sister. "'The poor young gentleman was additionally crushed by this "'and remonstrated with Mrs. Todgers on the subject. "'Even she turns from me, Mrs. Todgers,' said Model. "'Then why don't you try "'and be a little bit more cheerful, sir?' "'retorted Mrs. Todgers.' "'Cheerful, Mrs. Todgers?' "'Cheerful?' cried the youngest gentleman, "'when she reminds me of days forever fled, Mrs. Todgers?' "'Then you had better avoid her for a short time if she does,' said Mrs. Todgers, "'and come to know her again by degrees. "'That's my advice.' "'But I can't avoid her,' replied Model. "'I haven't strength of mind to do it. "'All, Mrs. Todgers, if you knew what a comfort "'her nose is to me.' "'Her nose, sir?' Mrs. Todgers cried. "'Her profile in general,' said the youngest gentleman, "'but particularly her nose. "'It's so like—' "'Here he yielded to a burst of grief.  "'You're coming round, I think.' "'Only because she's so like her who is another's, "'Mrs. Todgers,' rejoined the youth. "'When she talks and when she smiles, "'I think I'm looking on her brow again, Mrs. Todgers.' "'This was likewise carried to charity, "'who talked and smiled next evening "'in her most engaging manner, "'and rallying Mr. Model on the loneness of his spirits "'challenged him to play a rubber at cribbage. "'Mr. Model, taking up the gauntlet, "'they played several rubbers for six pences, "'and charity won them all. "'This may have been partially attributable "'to the gallantry of the youngest gentleman, "'but it was certainly referable "'to the state of his feelings also. "'For his eyes being frequently dimmed by tears, "'he thought that aces were tens "'and knaves queens, "'which at times occasioned some confusion in his play. "'On the seventh night of cribbage, "'when Mrs. Todgers, sitting by, "'proposed that instead of gambling, "'they should play for love, "'Mr. Model was seen to change color. "'On the fourteenth night, "'he kissed Ms. Pexniff's snuffers "'in the passage when she went upstairs to bed, "'meaning to have kissed her hand but missing it. "'In short, "'Mr. Model began to be impressed with the idea "'that Ms. Pexniff's mission was to comfort him, "'and Ms. Pexniff began to speculate "'on the probability of its being her mission "'to become ultimately Mrs. Model. "'He was a young gentleman, "'Ms. Pexniff was not a very young lady, "'was rising prospects, "'and almost enough to live on. "'Really, it looked very well. "'Besides, besides, "'he had been regarded as devoted to Mary. "'Mary had joked about him, "'and had once spoken of it to her sister as a conquest. "'He was better-looking, better-shaped, "'better-spoken, better-tempered, "'better-mannered than Jonas. "'He was easy to manage, "'could be made to consult the humors of his betrothed, "'and could be shown off like a lamb "'when Jonas was a bear. "'There was the rub. "'In the meantime, the cribbage went on, "'and Mrs. Todgers went off. "'For the youngest gentleman, "'dropping her society, "'began to take Ms. Pexniff to the play. "'He also began, as Mrs. Todgers said, "'to slip home in his dinner times, "'and to get away from the office at unholy seasons. "'And twice, as he informed Mrs. Todgers himself, "'he received anonymous letters "'and closing cards from furniture warehouses. "'Clearly, the act of that ungentlemanly ruffian jinkins, "'only he hadn't evidence enough to call him out upon. "'All of which, so Mrs. Todgers told Ms. Pexniff, "'spoke as plain English as the shining sun. "'My dear Ms. Pexniff, you may depend upon it,' "'said Mrs. Todgers, "'that he is burning to propose. "'My goodness me, why don't he then?' cried Cherry. "'Men are so much more timid than we think of, my dear,' "'returned Mrs. Todgers. "'They balked themselves continually. "'I saw the words on Todgers' lips "'for months and months and months before he said them. "'Mrs. Pexniff submitted that Todgers might not "'have been a fair specimen. "'Oh, yes he was. Oh, bless you. Yes, my dear. "'I was very particular in those days. "'I assure you,' said Mrs. Todgers, bridling. "'No, no. You give Mr. Model a little encouragement, Ms. Pexniff. "'If you wish him to speak, "'and he'll speak fast enough, depend upon it.' "'I am sure I don't know what encouragement "'he would have, Mrs. Todgers,' returned Charity. "'He walks with me and plays cards with me, "'and he comes and sits alone with me.' "'Quite right,' said Mrs. Todgers. "'That's indispensable, my dear. "'And he sits very close to me. "'Also quite correct,' said Mrs. Todgers. "'And he looks at me. "'To be sure he does,' said Mrs. Todgers. "'And he has his arm upon the back of the chair "'or sofa or whatever it is behind me. "'You know, I should think so,' said Mrs. Todgers. "'And then he begins to cry.' Mrs. Todgers admitted that he might do better than that, and might undoubtedly profit by the recollection of the great Lord Nelson's signal at the Battle of Tefalgar. Still, she said, he would come round, or not to mince the matter, would be brought round if Ms. Pexniff took up a decided position and plainly showed him that it must be done.' Determining to regulate her conduct by this opinion, the young lady received Mr. Model on the earliest subsequent occasion with an air of constraint, and gradually leading him to inquire in a dejected manner why she was so changed, confessed to him that she felt it necessary for their mutual peace and happiness to take a decided step. They had been much together lately, she observed, much together, and had tasted the sweets of a genuine reciprocity of sentiment. She could never forget him, nor could she ever cease to think of him with feelings of the liveliest friendship. But people had begun to talk, the thing had been observed, and it was necessary that they should be nothing more to each other than any gentleman and lady in society usually are. She was glad she had had the resolution to say thus much before her feelings had been tried too far. They had been greatly tried, she would admit, but though she was weak and silly, she would soon get the better of it, she hoped. Model, who had by this time become, in the last degree, Maudlin, and wept abundantly, inferred from the foregoing of Owl that it was his mission to communicate to others the blight which had fallen on himself, and that, being a kind of unintentional vampire, he had had Miss Pexniff assigned to him by the fates, as victim number one. Miss Pexniff, controverting this opinion as sinful, model was goaded on to ask whether she could be contented with a blighted heart, and did appearing on further examination that she could be, plighted his dismal trough, which was accepted and returned. He bore his good fortune with the utmost moderation. Instead of being triumphant, he shed more tears than he had ever been known to shed before, and sobbing said, Oh, what a day this has been. I can't go back to the office this afternoon. Oh, what a trying day this has been. Good gracious. End of chapter 32.


Hi everyone, Joe for jaspyscasebreaks.com with 2019-2020 Panini Mosaic Basketball Hobby Pack Break No. 364. The real last filler we gotta do to unlock that prism basketball break that's coming up in the next video. Let's do the quick pack break itself first, and then we'll do a different dice roll for the giveaway part. Five and one, six times for names and teams. One, two, three, four, five, and one. Five and one, six times for the teams. One, two, three, four, five, and one. Six and final time. No trade windows in these filler packs, as many of you know by now. But if you don't know, now you know. There's the first half, there's the second half. Let's roll, let's print and rip. Alright, there's the final printout, hot off the presses. Got a silver Terrence Mann and a Hachimura. Rookie Hachimura, current Laker. Jordan Poole's pretty solid. Nice. Not too bad for a little filler pack. Jordan Poole for the Warriors. Nancy with that rookie card. Hachimura goes to the Wizards. Jason Kay looking to kind of reignite his career here a little bit. His young career with the Lakers. I like his style of play. Terrence Mann, Rookie Silver going to Dennis and the Clippers. Alright, now let's re-randomize that list. Let's see who's going to get those final five prison basketball spots. Alright, let's roll it randomize it. Four and a five, nine times. Top five after nine. Good luck. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and ninth and final time. So from six on down, it's going to be no go, no dice. Very close, but not just quite. Six through 30. Thank you for getting in. Top five though. Happy times. You're in the next video or in the next break. Nancy, you did get in. Connor, you're in. Dennis, you're in. Nancy, you're in. Again, Connor in again. Two of the five spots for Nancy and Connor. Dennis sneaking in there as well. Thanks, boys and girls. Appreciate it. I'll see you in the next video. Jaspyscasewrakes.com.


How much fun is this team having right now? Good. A lot of fun. We've been playing really good baseball, and we enjoy the game a lot right now, and playing together, you know, it's really fun. There are obviously some different pieces since the All-Star break, but in your opinion, what's really clicked for this team? I think we're playing together, you know? We're playing together, everybody, no matter who.  Who else has a question for Rugi? Greg Joyce, please unmute. Rugi, what does this do for you guys, as you head to Boston for a pretty big series? Good. I think we're ready to go there and keep having fun, you know? Keep playing the game that we've been playing in the last couple of games, and go there and win some games.


So welcome to a new blog. So this is playlist day two. We're getting ready to meet Adalyn and Mia, which I'm so excited I've watched Mia and known about Mia for like a really long time. So I'm excited me too I'm actually wearing the shirt I bought from her from Pasha. Yeah, hi. This is Mackenzie. Yeah, she watched my vlog Last year. Yeah, she's so sweet Carly footage oh Oh Now I'm with Carly at the pool is it on the app. Yes. Okay, cool We're gonna find out what time our second meetup is we're meeting KK and baby J and In the meantime, we're just having a little dip in the pool with our footsies All right, so Spencer made it to playlist day two and we are taking pictures We took some by the pool some were like really good and cute and then others were Yeah, I know it's like kind of weird so we're gonna go to a different location and see what we can get So we might have had a little accident. Oh, no, I'm wearing my bathing suit under here. So don't hate Yeah, nothing's bad. What if I click baited this she had an accident. No, no, I wouldn't I wouldn't know I wouldn't dare All right, so it's pretty hot out getting a cup of water I feel like I haven't logged all day today Yeah, I really haven't because we've been by the pool chilling out with events like this I'm like either work work or like do nothing and like right now. I'm just in the do nothing phase So I need to meet up with Heather to take a picture girl. I'm sorry. I've just been so lazy but anyway, yeah, we'll definitely get the picture after or before KK and baby J's meetup which is right now. So I'm so excited. All right So we're at our KK and baby J meetup. We're in line Hey, hey, I'm looking at pictures. We took yeah, they're really cute.  We're the last one of the last lines To meet KK and baby J, but that's okay Look at how long. Yes. Yes We're next in line to be KK and J. That's okay in one day Eventually yeah, yeah, so long exception. All right, we're getting closer to meeting KK baby J for the like fourth time Friends with them now. Let's be yeah, my favorite YouTube family. Oh my gosh. It's all blurry because it's canon But oh, there we go. There we go. We focus now Yeah There we go. All right, so we just met KK and baby J and now we're at the bathrooms except for me Obviously, so we are gonna go to the food trucks. They're gonna take some pics My friend Patrick's gonna meet me and it's gonna be great days This is just a carly update a carly production as you will. All right, so we're gonna go get lemonade apparently It's free. So we're gonna use this as a prop.  You're hanging out. I'm just like I was so happy We are Disney Springs now we're going on a little double date with mothers Because they're gonna get us some blaze pizza and we're just gonna walk around a bit and everything Yeah, so the ladies are just back there and then Spencer's pizza Yep Valerie's taking pictures over here for Facebook. We are a social media family except for Sherry But anyway, I have my pizza, which is broccoli and green pepper because Spencer makes me get other stuff All right, so we are in co-op. Sorry.  But anyway, we're in co-op and Sherry and Valerie like to look at all the dapper day stuff which we're coming up on Yeah, so I'll show you guys the dapper day stuff My parents think it's kind of odd so show us all the dresses. Oh, Sherry's found a nice one Probably all right, so that is going to be at the end of the vlog. I hope you guys enjoyed it Thank you so much for watching Night guys and I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye