Yup, Charlamagne the God. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. In today's episode of the Brilliant Idiots, it's brought to you by Squarespace, from websites and online stores, the marketing tools and analytics. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes, and all websites are optimized for mobile. And it's so simple. Start with a design template and use drag and drop tools that make it your own.  And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code IDIOT to save 10% off your first purchase. Now let's start the show. Doodoo Herm is here. Yeah. Big wax. Very important to note that we're recording this on 2-2-2-2-2. Ooh. 2-2-2-2-2.  We will never see this again in our lifetime. Wow. Today is the day of manifestation. Okay. For those of us who like to manifest things and for those of us who have vision boards and for those of us who like to speak things into existence, every day is a good day to do that. But today there's extra special energy going on. Why? Because it's 2-2-2-2-2. 2-2-2-2-2-2. 2. Never happens. It'll never happen again in life. 2-2-2. Never. 2-2-2. So when you go home today, speak things literally. Like, yo, I want to make $100 million over the next five years in touring. Right. Like $100 million within this year. Doing what? Whatever happens. God bless me. Anything that comes to me is blessings anyway. That's not how to do it. See, that's your fault. That's just not how this works. How you know? God might bless me and give me $100 million. God wants you to be specific. Listen, the Bible, the power of intention, law of attraction, there's not one single thing that you're going to find that doesn't tell you you have to be specific. Be specific. God is going to bless me. I'm always expecting. I don't know where it comes from. A lot of people always feel like they always looking at something where they think the blessing is going to come from, but God's going to smack you in the back of your head with your blessing. Yeah, but God also is going to put something in your head to tell you that you know what, work towards this. And by the way, like I might be going towards that orange rule in the corner, but I might be stopped at the camera for a little bit. Now you understand what I'm saying. But I'm still looking for that orange rule in the corner and God still wants me to be in that corner. But that's not even exactly, that orange rule is nothing. It'll probably be more over there. It's just about the destination though. All I'm simply saying is you got to be specific. You can't just say. I'm in position. Bless me, God. Yes, I'm in position to give blessing. I pay my tithes and nervous every week. You know what I'm saying? I am in position to help people out. And Bishop T.D. Jigs even tell you to be specific. Well, God, I want a hundred million dollars this year, Lord. Doing what? Whatever way you want to bless me. I'm going towards his direction. I want to be more like God. So I'm being more in his light and he's going to bless me more. God doesn't want money. I don't know what he's talking about. He ain't got to want money. I want it. He going to give it to me. I'm going to ask money buyers.  He might do, but he got to give it to me for being able to give it away. Or he's like, I already did it for you. I'll give it away to some people for you. No, Lord, give it to me. I'll help you. You know you know your heart, right? He does? Yeah. And that's what I'm trying to tell you. God knows my heart. So I'm in position to receive my blessing because my heart ain't hurting. What's your heart full of? Heart full of love. Empanadas. Bro, I was looking at you. I'm telling you, you're right. No, bro. You keep saying that. No, the arms are still strong. But you have a- It's the level of love. Just like that. You have, you have breath. You might have- Exactly. You should get a mammogram or something. Yeah. For real, bro. Like, just in case, dude, you should get something just in case for that. This is one of the whole full cut. My hair is bigger than mine.  That should be titty. That should be titty.   Listen, but you got to be specific. You're not specific what you're up to. I hear you, though. No, I hear you just saying that. Very specific. Yes. Yes, very specific. But that's literally what you want, though. It's like always saying that people that work at McDonald's, you wanted to go there because you went there and filled the application. The same exact time- That's not true. You filled the application at McDonald's and you could have made a million dollars there by doing this the same time and taking the exact same time. But what if the president just wanted a job? But why you go there? It's so many other jobs. So if you know that- The job is a job. They wanted the real one. Listen, I hear you, but you know the cap is $50,000, $60,000 a year. If you go there- McDonald's? Yeah. No? Hell no. $50,000, $60,000? But if that's what you want, I'm just talking about the cap. You know what I'm saying? Whatever the cap is at that job, you know that's what you're going to get that year.  Because it might be a thing of proximity. Like, I might live in a neighborhood where I don't have a car or I don't have money to get to and fro. So I see the McDonald's that's in walking distance, maybe, or bicycle distance. But guess what? You might need immediate security. But guess what? A job you know you can get. So go to Walmart.  I'm about a lawn mower. You can- How you get there? There's so many ways you can sit there and buy a lawn mower. Especially- Oh, I need money.  Yeah. Work it. And I- What do you mean? Like, sell your deck? No, you can sell your meat real quick. No, dude. Prosecutution? Man, probably sell your meat real quick. Why would you sell drugs? But hold on. Sell your meat. Yeah. You're going to sell your meat so that you can buy a lawn mower so you can cut grass? Drug dealers. This is what I'm talking about, dude.  You need God, bro. You really do, man. You need God. You're godless. God is trying to bless you every single day with the logic that we give you. Every day. I feel blessed every day. You should. Every time I wake up in the morning I say, Lord, thank you for blessing me for another day. Real talk. You should feel real blessed because today is two, two, two, two. Did y'all watch the All-Star game this weekend, baby? Hell, man. Come on, man. I haven't been watching basketball, man. Really? Why? I think the next season is so bad for so long. I'm with Kaepernick. Okay, okay, okay. Wait, what? Wait, what? Don't matter. Tyrese got on Instagram this week and put up a picture of Max Jones and Michael Jordan and said, these are the two biggest information on and off the field. So, if Tyrese can say that, it don't matter. What's wrong with that? Oh, Lord. Magic, Johnson and Michael Jordan? Yeah. They're not? The two best on and off the field? On and off. Magic has killed it off the field, though. Both of them, though. You know what I'm saying? He's killed it. Business wise, then movie theaters, bro.  Not my Lord. That was, do you get it? I get it. A little bit. Magic Johnson had, he tried to eat. No, man. Nothing to do with that. On and off the field. Oh, court. Jesus Christ, guys. Off the field. Off the court. They don't play on the field. Jesus Christ, guys. They don't play on the field. Jesus Christ, guys. That's amazing. Come on. It's so great. Yeah. That should make a lot of sense to me. I thought he was making an aid joke about Magic Johnson, bro. See? I was gonna say, this guy's an inspiration for you all to be beat aids. I need to know how your brain works. Where is the joking there? Because I thought he beat aids. He beat HIV. That's an inspiration. And the field could be anything. I didn't even think about field. Field was... I was just like, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, inspiration on and off the field. And I was like... On and off the court. Yeah, court. But they could still be inspirations on and off the court because the way they play and then their business moves off the court. But that's what I'm talking about. He just replaced... He put field and it should have been court. Yeah. You gotta be specific about stuff. Yeah, yeah. Tyrese. You know what, though? You don't have to be anymore. What am I talking about? You don't. My orders are wrapped.   What details you trying to pay attention to? Just words. Words used to matter. Like, what? Shit. All of them. I don't think I do what's clicking things.   It does not matter what you say anymore. You don't think so? No. So just say it. Let's just say anything. People are. Yeah, they are. Everybody say a word you can't say on three. One, two, three. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about like... Those words definitely matter. Words matter. You don't even need to... You don't even need to contact. Those words matter. You can say it. You can say I am one and they would still... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what you know is crazy is right now pictures is worth a thousand words so now you've got to put a picture up that you really don't have to say nothing. Pictures are not worth a thousand words. What are you talking about? You put a picture up that could mean so many... You never look like a... That's the problem. Yeah. It is the problem. A picture... I don't know if picture worth a thousand words. How many words? I don't know. I'm trying to think. Nowadays. Because... Depending on the picture, dude... Like, sometimes a picture is worth like... nothing. Yeah. I'm growing, bro. I'm evolving. I'm evolving, bro. I'm receiving. I know, I know. I know exactly what you're saying. I'm evolving, bro. I think it's worth more than words. Just actual feelings and emotions behind it. Yeah.  Yeah, they jerking off? That's why likes matter.  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Thousand words at all like we see plenty of pictures on Instagram all the time. We put an emoji We don't even put a single word Whoever said pictures worth a thousand words what they need to have a thousand emojis then because it could what happens if you like a picture How many words is that worth? It all depends on why you like it.  I agree. I think so, but what how many words you think it's worth five No, it could mean I'm breaking up I'm in love with you for Love with you. That's five. I want your attention. Love now. We're doing syllable still. That's not a word I want your attention.  Yes, it does not have to be like this Yeah, we're making it like this. We're putting too much stock into this shit, man We are but but it shows your emotion. It shows what you really are. No, it does not I think everything about social media is the fakest version of you. Yes Oh, no, no, it tells what you really want to right now.  See I'm saying so that's what you want to see me liking if I like anything else Yeah, but that's one aspect of it the other aspect of it. Here's the biggest aspect of social media It's the performance.   Yeah, if you say you're not you're lying That's right now right now if the motherfucking Giant score a touchdown. Are you liking it?  It's a good skill. I'm still not gonna do it because it's them.    Yeah, I'd rather even that they actually like it either You know what you're still doing you still want to be part of the conversation That's true. You still want to be part of my attention.  It's not even tough Just don't be involved with the conversation. Mm-hmm. Just connect. Mm-hmm You do not have to have an opinion on every motherfucking thing. Yeah, that's why I like the podcast Pay for it.   It is with the hardest thing to do Yeah That's why we probably like the people who do the critical thinking because they did all the heavy lifting for us And that's it man.  I guess probably normal. Yeah, probably completely normal. Yeah, I mean with religion even right like I Mean these words are coming from God.  That message is awesome. That message resonates with me. You did all the critical thinking Yeah, you created analogies. You created the metaphors that penetrated me fast forward That's it like you said and and bit and basically we're like drawn to that.  Exactly. She used her pills.   Yeah, but if they're gonna disappoint you wouldn't you rather be disappointed by that famous person To do what would what do you mean? Do I like I did it say what do I like am I if you're not gonna come with a guy? Isn't it better to not come with Drake? I but what if they both make it come? Hold on am I gay? Women come here. This is why some women definitely come.    No, what are you thinking about? Get back in the closet, bro What's going on? Why'd you feel so goddamn comfortable to do that?   You and I was trying to move on and he stopped the conversation again Don't blame it on your phone Oh Maybe listen all-star game was fantastic Yeah, yeah, yeah, move on and we have to talk can you tell us what you were talking about. Can we just I thought y'all was talking about guys And we're saying it would be if you would rather sleep with a celebrity No, I'm saying if you're a girl, right and you're just gonna like have casual sex with somebody, right? Wouldn't you rather do that with a stranger?  Why was your reaction shows am I gay? You got it I gotta give LeBron the utmost props okay go LeBron is by far One of the greatest marketers we've ever seen. Ooh because he all but assured His son will get drafted today. I'm brilliant. Sure. Brilliant, but you got to think about ever since the decision He realizes how to pick his spots the right way LeBron been feeling this way. Oh I think I said two weeks ago LeBron gonna end up back in Cleveland Right, you look at how good Cleveland is right now. You look at the young core around clear I'm like LeBron gonna go back to Cleveland That's probably how LeBron career going in LeBron career going in with him going back to Cleveland We son went winning a ring with that young team. I Didn't I mean fact that a sudden thing and I'm not allowed But I say he gonna win a ring with that young team and that'll be his his Really think it's gonna be Cleveland. Yes Cleveland's ball in this year. They got a Fantastic young core players, right? They're the surprise team in the league He's he's got what another year left on his Lakers deal I think his son would have to play what senior in high school in a freshman year in college junior He's junior now to play senior years more years two more years. So wait this year. He has to finish Next year another year and then one more year after that.  You give them at least two more years, right?    The question is if LeBron starts to drop off significantly his play doesn't look like it now But if his ability starts to decrease significantly, right? Hey Taylor Taylor gang How much more will he tolerate because he's gonna have to play This one and two more before brawny even is in the league, right? He won his last one with so so that means Let's say next season. He starts to be like He starts to drop off a little and then the season after that What if he's like kind of like a shell of himself like players age quickly? I don't see it. Yeah, that's fair Only thing I can hurt brawn is injuries But he's on that court he gonna figure out a way to give you at least 20 and 10 and plus just his Experiencing, you know what he could teach young players changes. Absolutely. He can almost be kind of like a player coach Yes, yes for sure. Yeah, I'm gonna play four and five in your final years. Yeah Average 16 points. He probably that's probably the lowest here. I always go.  I guess yeah, but you learn you let you learn was it a misstep the dude One rings there No, no, I'm talking about I guess the way he announced it. Yes with the whole decision.  The only thing that could hurt is that like you might be hurt in your son's Game Benefit you know what I'm saying People in a league will make sure they make sure you get the trainings. He been around that already That's he looking at it as different. He coming in in the front. Also like he might play one year in the league Brony like we don't know how good brawn he's gonna be but right now It's not he's not the type of prospects where it's like, oh, yeah, he's gonna be a lottery pick right now Who knows he might now he is because it was probably said before that So what I'm saying is what I'm saying is like he'll ensure who get drafted But when does he get drafted? Even if he goes at the end of the second round, you just sign him for the league minimum and you get brawn I mean, it's just like it doesn't matter when he gets drafted if anything LeBron could tell Which team he wants to draft him and they just use their second round pick Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be Cleveland. I mean that'd be crazy. And by the way also to hey, you know, the kid might Blossom yo, yo if I'm another team I mean if I'm another team, and I know LeBron wants to play in Cleveland and Cleveland has a piece that I want I'm drafting Brony junior ahead of Cleveland and forcing them to make that trade And think about it when you do the trade The trade you're actually trading so that team can get LeBron Yes, so yeah, you're just giving one player from the Cavaliers, but the Cavaliers are gonna get Brony and LeBron. Mm-hmm. I just think the marketing of it is genius, man I mean just even Stephen A Smith said yesterday He was like I was not talking about Brony on purpose because you know, you want the kid to be a kid Yeah, I mean, you don't want to put too much pressure on you're not a LeBron talking about him I want to go check his game. I don't want to go see what was up And he was like, yo, it's a lot of people that are interested in them whether they're interested in them because of Brony Or whether who gives a fuck. Yeah, this one's wrong with a little nepotism. Yeah Nothing, but I'm just thinking about the story. What yo, Brony Windsor ringing Cleveland another one With his son Yeah, I mean not gonna happen, but but that would be you don't think so. No, not a chance. Tell me why He was good, bro.  No, no, no No, are they beating the lakers going it off?  Yeah, like it's contrast, huh? Cleveland was really good. He was like the third seed in the east third or fourth seed in the east, yo Yeah, I mean, all right. Meanwhile, Brooklyn's nine and Bron would bring over a lot of players.  Yeah, but you know what's brawn takes over then Change now I gave Ron props for being a great marketer With the lake run, I don't know how I trust your GM hat He could actually make his own team like the Wizards like Brun Jordan there, right? Yeah, but that didn't work out Do you remember that team? What the Wizards you talking about? Oops No, they're right. Oh, they are. What are you talking about? You want to sleep a drink or not? Listen man, you got to give props to the guy who I think Revolutionized the game of basketball in ways. We have not seen the baby face killer.  They shoot Steph Curry all weekend long Then he put a 50 piece on a 50 clip 16 three-pointers like it was nothing. Yo, Steph Curry makes the three-pointer look more exciting than the slam dunk Yo, I haven't seen a slam dunk in a long time.   This is a good accountant What I wonder if he's like a good accountant What are you doing right now Taylor I Like your hair. Oh Shit, I just noticed. Okay, you spent all morning with her and you didn't notice. I didn't see her. Oh I only saw her like once when she was in the studio The hair looks great that is like good at counting numbers and being so precise at things. No, it's calculated It's what I'm trying to say. What very calculated. What I'm gonna be able to sit there and chew all them threes That's genetics, bro.  You said that like things transfer over from my life because of other things that's going on It's probably transfer over him being so precise and get putting the ball in every time It's like he closed his eyes and put in the girl. It's cuz his daddy bro But why is he an accountant? All right Calculating so scientists maybe too, maybe you could be a scientist you probably could be a scientist or like a lawyer Calculated man a little bit. I'm used to wax but something ain't right man. Yeah, talk to us. What's going on? You stressed about something. Oh, I'm calculated Calculated. Yeah, you know that means yeah like calculator Look one time. It's time for the calculator It's not for the calculator We're not gonna do it there. He says come on wax talk to us, bro. What's wrong? Yeah, come on, bro It's wrong as an offerings this week. Huh? I paid my ties and offers this week. I feel blessed.  Oh white glove. Yo, did y'all see the motherfucking guy crying? Yes, you know guy crying at the TSA No, wow, let's go. This is dope. He's gonna look dope at the wedding. Yeah Yeah, dude, you need to get white gloves for the wedding. Yes, 100% let her get her get his and hers white gloves. Yes Yeah, these are fire dude, dude, okay, I love that idea for the wedding white gloves Let's talk about other stuff for the wedding Yeah, what do we think any other kind of fun plans for the wedding? Oh, never know I What why do you need your clothes back?  Yeah, you need some you need some hands You just focus on these the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't be good to do the podcast Did you see the one Howard? Yes, what'd you think it at?  Do you know? Yeah, your coach because you're representing an institution and the institution is like a is a university, right? So like universities are all about, you know Humans are still humans though. Yeah, you know, I as a human I understand it But like when you get paid millions of dollars to coach a basketball team, right? You have a responsibility.  It just depends only thing I don't understand But this is one thing I don't know about the situation that nobody's talking about the person who actually got smacked Why did you want smack the assistant coach? What does the assistant coach say our dude that called you on to smack him?  I think that he looked to me like he said something to the one of his players But he did say he was defending himself he said the guy came and pushed him No, that's the coach also don't coach did that. He didn't smack him. He's like the other guy Don't don't do it when you're losing Like that's down to smacks.     But that's you know, you know all the things the kid the coach also shows He's the coachable and it also has discipline. He the coach have to show like I got my words right here Yeah You know I'm saying so I'm gonna have them right after the game after the turmoil and fighting and everything Because they are professionals, right? We're trying to teach these kids how to be men. I'm with you I'm with you. I mean like like, you know when you see that it's very hard to tell kids to keep their composure and Control their temple when things like that happen But I still want to know what the assistant coach said to make do I think he said that he dropped it You know, they he dropped it. You don't think so. You don't think he spoke about his favorite bag of chips What salt and I But he clearly said something though, but they about we've been watching you want Howard for a long time We don't know about you want did this before. I think you did it last year He tried to get at him and the coaches held him back. Yeah. Yeah, I think that he's he's excitable man He likes to get into the game. He's competitive. I like it. Yeah, I love it. I'm great for us Because I'm old school though.  Really what Bob Knight is shot people. No What I know Bob Knight is hold on the coach of the Yes, man, where he shot he shot one of his friends During a hunting trip. Oh like on some bush it or a Chaney. Well, yeah They use a kill people out there. That's what they did the friend Later came back and said it was all he lied. It wasn't an accident and now he tried to cover it up You know what I mean? Well, why do you shoot him?  Is he alive still? barely No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh What's the coach that got choked by spree? Well, what's his name? Legend put some mustard on it Coaching legend Bob nice to lie. Let me make sure before I say these things. Yeah. He is 81.   Yes Got a salute Dave Chappelle I think that whenever you're in a position of power and you know, you're able to empower the people and give them a look Hmm, you should absolutely do it. Hmm. And I got it first of all I got a salute Netflix for even doing that but also you got to salute Tiffany Haddish the whole day ready series Yes, I mean and Tiffany started that what she was putting on for Four or five up and coming not up and coming but comedians that have been in the game for a minute But really haven't gotten that that break break yet. Yep So she did that and um Bill Burr, too. Burr did it too. Yep Really? Yep. I didn't see birds. Of course, man. Oh, I got to check birds out. What do you put on? Who was it? I think he had one with Verzi hit on Thank you that or maybe he just produced Verzi's but he had like a series where he was like here the young guys that's don't ever presents. I love this That's dope comic should be putting their their people on and they should be putting the next generation on I think that's very important Like what is the next generation with comedy? That's the that's the crazy part, right? Well comedy. Yeah go go on that The only reason I say that is because like Dave Chappelle his series is called homecoming Yeah, but it makes sense because the first few people he put not a few people from his hometown, right DC Slew to Earthquake Slew to Don L. Rollins. Yo shots of Don L Don L never done a stand-up special man.  You kind of want that, right? I love Don L You need that big Don L fan. Yeah, really funny big Don L. Yeah, Don L is overrated I know you love doing that I love Don L. What you want? He's a little overrated guys. Do you think? Just a tad. He's consistent. Just a tad. Don L just want to let you know I know you're watching right now. Okay. Oh, let me let me be specific. Don L I know you're watching right now. Let me be specific. I know he's going crazy, right? But I'm off camera Off camera. Charlemagne is gonna say to me. He goes.  No, I've told Don L that I've said this on camera I've seen Don L be funnier than Dave. Yeah. Now.   Ordering in? No, but on stage? There's not too many people better than Don L Hilarious. Yo, Don L is just awesome. You hear that Don L? On stage, there's not too many people better than Don L Rollins.  Very overrated Very overrated on radio, very overrated on Instagram, very overrated as a chef, but on stage He got it. He's that guy. He's that guy. He's one of those. I enjoy watching Don L So I'm saying all that to say it's good that Dave didn't stand up especially on Don L Yes, I agree It's great that he's doing one on Earthquake. I don't think Earthquake's ever had a special ease in it I can remember. Oh no, Earthquake's had special ease He's been around a long time, but you would think Don L had one, right? But Don L has. No, he hasn't He hasn't done this. No, he's done one for Showtime. I'm almost 100% Nah, he was on, he was on Don L was always the 10th friend He did like a 15-minute thing for Netflix or a 30-minute thing for Netflix. He did That wasn't a real special It depends what you call special, but like It was a special It was a special He's got work out there He's got work out there But that's fire and I think he's doing the right thing And I like to see comics in a position, you know, to put their friends on And again, the next generation isn't necessarily about age The next generation is the comics that the people haven't maybe heard of yet Or haven't gotten that look or opportunity that we got So it's just like The second you get your shit moving, you should try to help out your boys Did you ever have a character? You know, he's Ashie Larry You think Ashie Larry ever come back? But do you have something? What do you mean? He's Hezzy What do you mean? Oh, am I gonna bring Hezzy back? That's what I'm saying Because he's Ashie Larry, you think he'd bring that back? I don't know.   All right, all right They be like, who'd he put on, you know what I mean? Who do you help usher into the game? That's true Maybe, yeah Weird to say that though Only because of the fact they've had actual TV shows and platforms Yeah So when you say who was he put into the game I mean, if you could say Don L Yeah You know, I didn't really know Charlie Murphy until the Chappelle show like that Neil Brennan Neil, yeah You know what I mean? Yeah Same thing with Chris, like, yo, go back to Chris Rock's show on HBO What's he K wrote on that show?  Who else was I mean Boomerang So many people in Boomerang And literally everybody in Boomerang Right, like should Halle Berry, right? Halle Berry, too Yeah, I know that was her first role but But still like to, I don't know, to have that much power in the game And be like, I'm going to use my power to put these other people on And I'm taking no part in their greatness That's the tricky thing for a lot of people It's like, in like the rap game, it's easy to put someone on When you get a piece of the money they make It's like, are you really putting them on? Or are you just making money? You know what I mean? But like, but Eddie goes, yeah, I would like to make move with these people And then they go out, they flourish and they have their careers That's the best way to do it That's great Don't ask for nothing I don't understand anybody that really just wants to be that lone individual Like if you are able to shed that light, shed that stage And power people, put money in people's pockets, put people in a position Why wouldn't you do it?  Yo, I think fear inspires narcissism But yeah, it's fear, it's like, yo, if I put this guy on, what if they take my spot?  That's the same for everybody else So they're going to become who they're going to become Regardless, without you Even without you That's right So why wouldn't you want to be part of that? That's right You know what I mean?     Oh, I was going to ask you about Godfrey Oh, yeah Godfrey and T.I What happened? What happened? Um, I'm paraphrasing here but uh We got to be at Godfrey on a pod man I met Godfrey for the first time last week Oh We did chase it out I never met Godfrey before Oh really?  Well make it happen She said she's in talks In talks She's in talks Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Salute to Godfrey But I was um Basically Godfrey was the headliner For a show Yep In Atlanta And um, I guess they let T.I come on after him Oh He was like there's this unwritten rule And accommodated If you the headliner Then nobody comes on after you What do you, well if you If just say if you were Godfrey In that situation What would you think? I mean Yeah, let me hear it To make sure I want to I want to make sure his I'm quoting Godfrey correctly Hey comedian, right? Godfrey?  I weirdly don't have ego about this stuff I understand that there are people that are famous And they get opportunities because they're famous And especially within comedy Now I've gotten to a point in comedy Where I also get opportunities Because of where I'm at in comedy You know, like when I was younger And I'm going up at the cellar In New York comedy club And then famous people would come in They would do what's called drop-in sets And by dropping in They might push you back or move your time Or even push you off the show And then I got to a position where I was Where they are And now when I need to go on stage And I didn't book shows I'll be able to just pop into New York comedy club with a cellar And then I'm kind of interrupting people's sets And that's the kind of natural cycle of comedy Like that's what you want to be You don't look at those people Like when I was younger I never looked at Dave Spell or Chris Rock When they popped in I never resented it I was like I want that opportunity Please And when you get so busy in this career And you understand this obviously Because you're incredibly busy Like it's hard for you to schedule Shit You don't know when you'll have a night off When you can work on something So once I got to that level of busy I was like Oh, now I see why they just pop in when they can That they're not planning their week Two weeks in advance They're going oh shit I'm in New York and I have the night off I got a meeting canceled I'm gonna go do some stand-up So it's only personal So I wouldn't take that personally In that situation Godfrey might have a different experience With his fans And he wanted to close out the show Etc That's on him We should talk to him But you hear what he said Though he's saying that He's not better than him You doing that and don't mind Chapelling them doing that Because you felt like in that time They was better than you Yes You don't mind them doing that LeBron come to your basketball But there are people that pop in That aren't better There are people that pop in But they're just more famous And fame is what allows that to happen Right So it's like It's not necessarily skill Like there are comics that are famous But they're just not that good Yeah And but they're allowed to pop in Because by those people being there The seats in that club get filled Because the word gets around Oh my god Madonna tried stand-up Once Madonna tried stand-up at the cellar Were you gonna not let Madonna go up in front of you Of course But it's his shows So that's a different situation Maybe he is the way he wants his shows to go And maybe he'd be totally fine If T.I. went on earlier If it's your show You get to dictate what the How that show looks So I'm fine with that He was saying that T.I. came on after him That's what I'm saying Yeah But if he wants his show to go a certain way I get that Me personally, I don't give a fuck Like I had Seinfeld and George Wallace Come drop in on a show of mine Right And they went before me And I was totally cool with that I was honored You could have let Seinfeld go after you And I would have been fine with that too But he don't want that smoke You want a real show That's the difference He would never be able to follow me He could never So it's like You gotta go on first George Wallace probably But Seinfeld could never follow me So Do people sign like I could go to the cell And I could sign up to be a comic that night No, it's not exactly like that How'd it work You gotta like You know, work on your craft And then you gotta get some people to recommend you Bag your pants Good thing Yeah, you gotta get definitely bag your pants I'm working on it Get married That's another thing Gotta get married Gotta make sure that you At least you say life has to happen first Before I could be a comic Yeah, yeah, yeah Life has to happen first It's about commitment They don't respect people who don't make commitments So yeah, I mean if I'm T.I. I'm just saying I'm just telling him like, yo Pop in earlier Go on before the headliner goes on You know, that's usually the best thing to do But again, his schedule might not permit You want the headline to big you up anyway, T.I. Cause he just Yeah And the club should probably tell Godfrey Like low key the club should tell Godfrey Yo, T.I. might be popping in If you're already on stage Would you mind if he goes on after you And does a few minutes And low key it's like That's a great time to build with somebody T.I. can come in He's gonna watch your set And he's gonna go Holy shit, this guy's really good Maybe he could help me with some stand-up Now you built a connection with someone Yeah You know, you can help him with his stand-up He can help you with things And then now you're cooking I would love to hear Talk to Godfrey about it But I would ask Godfrey one question Like if it wasn't T.I. If you were the headliner of the show And to your point Dave Chappelle walks in Chris Rock walks in John Stewart Whoever the gulp saw Yeah, they can do whatever they want Would you let If you was headlining Yes, he would Yes, you'd be like Yeah, Dave, sure He says something You'd close the show and be like You know what? I got a special treat I got something for y'all Yeah And boom Yeah Dave comes out And he said that You know, because right now T.I. has been doing comedy a month He's not good yet Yeah, it's T.I. I get it That's what he said And by the way, I respect that Godfrey's been doing comedy 20 years I respect that, yes I get it You know, it's also up to T.I. Like if he wants to build Goodwill in the comedy community It's up to him to reach out Like That's true too Is he good? I'll be honest When Wallace and Seinfeld came to that show The club hit me up before and asked me And I was like, y'all don't gotta ask me But they did it as a courtesy Yeah, yeah, yeah They did it as a courtesy And that is just something Because they're comics They understand So if I'm T.I. and I want to pop into any show I'm reaching out And I'm going to the producer I'm going to headline the show And I'm like, hey, what's up, man? Yo, I'd be awesome If I could do a few minutes on your show Nobody's gonna say no But asking Is gonna mean so much to that comic Knowing that he doesn't have to He's respecting the game Yeah Yeah, yeah, I mean, Godfrey said that too Godfrey, I don't know if he said code or conduct Or there's unwritten rules in comedy I mean, if I was trying to be a stand-up I would want to know those unwritten rules Yeah You know what I mean? You just respect the game I mean, Loki Who, T.I.?     Why would you really think that's funny? Who didn't try to be funny? Do you write something down Try to be funny or just... Like, now that I'm like Creating Now that I'm creating material You know, and I have to generate new material Because once this tour is over I want to be able to build that new set Yeah, but I don't work well writing it down Like, I work well like Talking And then write it after you say it Like, I'll have an idea And I'll be like, yo, Charlemagne What do you think about that?   When they're weirdo up there Like, like Urkel Yeah, like, but Urkel's not doing stand-up But like, you know the people who just be like weirdos? Like, and they're just doing kind of like one-liner jokes But they're just weird Like, character top? No, like, uh, like Dice Clay or something like that Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah When I know that you're not...  Yeah That character runs his course is what I'm saying You know what I mean Like, you can't stay in that character forever I thought that was actually Fonzie I thought Dice Clay was...  I had some slappers at it Oh, they cut him out? They were trying to promote Dice Clay's show Dice Clay had a show on VH1 And Wendy had a show on VH1 So it was like, we need you to go in on...   I pulled the leather jacket Yeah, in the shade You didn't get burnt up I was confused for a second I was like, I forgot what the exact word was Like a terminated thing out of the lab Like, I was going And he was like, who the fuck? He just got mad Yeah, he was like, who is this?  Wax, what's going on? What's up, man? 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Who you betting with in World War III? Who is it? He's gotta be the person that got the most, right? What? Who got the most? Yo, he's just the best Who y'all betting with though? Who won the game? Man I don't know, it's going to be interesting, bro It's going down right now Is it? Russia invaded Ukraine Yeah, but everybody's using like real specific language Except with Joe Biden Who's not staying invaded What has dumbass said? I said to anybody's shoe What do you mean? I don't know, I don't mean listen I don't never know what invade means I just know that they invaded Ukraine Yeah, okay So everybody Who knows exactly what's going on here? I think that there's a lot of different interests And we don't know exactly what everybody wants, right? So, you know, Russia's going to say Hey, you know, we told NATO That NATO can't expand into Eastern Europe Okay So NATO is this conglomerate of countries We are part of NATO It's basically, I don't know, what would you say NATO is essentially? It's like just the West, right? Is it just the West? Basically like Europe America Europe America, yeah And it's like our alliance And how we like share our influence or spread around Who else, Chris? Who else is in NATO, Chris? Well, it's the Northern Atlantic Treaty Organization So in theory, you're supposed to be bordering the Northern Atlantic But over the years it's expanded To basically most of Western Europe And I think Andrew hit it It's the fact that it's in Russia's backyard now Potentially getting into Eastern Europe Is what kind of set everything off And it did go in But basically Putin and Chappelle And he don't want, he don't want them in his backyard Chris sounds like Siri He don't want them in his backyard So that's I think what he will say Is that you guys have been expanding And adding these countries to NATO And I think that he said If the Ukraine says that they are joining NATO Which they're an ally, I guess, of NATO But they're not actually repping the set Like it's one of those things where it's like You're not actually banging a gang But you're like affiliated You're doing a crypt walking and you're not in a crypt Right, but it's like, yo, if you start banging crypt Like, it's going to be a problem So I think NATO expanded I think Poland might have joined Chris And I think maybe the Czech Republic I think there's, I'm not saying Turkey So it's starting to surround Russia A bit on its eastern front Which, I mean, you know You can understand their position It's sort of similar to go back in American history When Russia started to really make inroads in Cuba And even was going to put a nuclear weapon in Cuba Right And that was a line that we couldn't let them cross Because it's our backyard Or imagine Russia doing something in Mexico That would be the equivalent So that's, I guess, what their argument would be Then, so what they're saying Is that these two regions that are in the Ukraine I think it's called Donatsk and, like, Lubask I looked it up this morning I couldn't pronounce it Yeah, even if we did know what they were We wouldn't pronounce it right anyway Point is they're calling these regions separatist regions And the wording is really funny How all these countries are creating this scenario Because they're basically wording it in a way Where they're not the one causing the problem So Russia's going, we're not invading Ukraine We're recognizing the sovereignty of Lubask and Donatsk Or whatever they're called That's good So currently those regions are, they have, like, a separatist movement I think that's probably been happening since, like, 2014 Now, I don't have 100% empirical evidence to support this But I would imagine that those separatist movements Are being propped up by Russia I mean, if I'm Russia, and I want to expand into the Ukraine Which I'm sure it does I mean, Kiev, the capital of Ukraine Was the capital of the Soviet Union Right, like Moscow is a new capital Right, like the Soviet Union I don't know if it started, Chris, in Kiev But, like, that was the capital So you think Russia, like, sent them there To cause that conflict to have a reason to go in there?   I think it was back in January, but it was all of these countries. I think it was Russia, it was China, it was America. I think even Germany, it was all of these countries and they said, look, none of us can win a nuclear war. But yeah, we all die. That's right. Nobody benefits from nuclear war. Neutrally short destruction. So good. You know what I mean? That's why I think everybody should be able to carry guns. That's the idea with everybody having a gun. That's what I'm saying. If you really get into it with somebody, everybody got a gun, you really want it with that person. Do you really think, we invented this idea of free speech, right?  If you can fight? Not everybody can fight. That's true.  But if everybody got a gun, then it's like, I got opinions all of a sudden. No, you're right.  A woman. No, it is wrong. Oh, a phone. I don't got to deal with nobody.  And you ain't got to see a gun. What?   And what you going to do with Brock Lesnar? Nothing. All I'm trying to say is like, yo, Russia took Crimea under, I think it was Obama, right? I don't know.  I just know that. And then now under Biden, they just take in, they just take a little bit more of the Ukraine. You don't want that though. Say what?  What do you think China going to do to Taiwan? Oh, Taiwan is gone.  What do you think, Scott? What do you think? Yo, Taiwan, there's no, I don't know what Taiwan is. Chris, what do you think? What's Taiwan? If Russia goes into. Yo, what's Taiwan? You talking about China? Is that what you're talking about, that little island off China? If Russia goes into the Ukraine, what happens to China and Taiwan, Chris? It's toast for Taiwan, unfortunately. But I don't think China even bothers to invade the military early because it'd be bad press. They'll just they'll just wait it out. You think China cares about press? They have they have like a million Chinese most. They do care about press. That's why they bought everything. I mean, look at the Olympics. They were anything negative about China. They got a million bots jumping on immediately. They're super pressed conscious. OK, got you. Fair enough. Fair enough. I guess. Yeah, I don't know. It's just weird that World War Three could be right around the corner. And like, we talk about stuff dropping 50. Let me tell you something, bro. When it comes to World War Three, all lives don't matter. But I mean, this is 100 percent. We about to learn today that all lives do not matter because they're going to take that little piece of Ukraine and the rest of the world is going to be like, I guess that's Russia. All lives don't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Because nobody wants to smoke. Nope.  Pull up, homie. Yo, Ukraine, pull up. Listen, none of us. Why we got pulled up? None of us are built for World War Three. No.   They were built for that shit, bro. OK, 1945. They didn't have a lot of the luxuries that we have right now.  You know what I'm saying? Introducing yourself. They shootin'. They, who's they? Who's they? What would that really affect, though? I don't think World War Three is going to be out here guns and shooting and all that.  Probably.  I don't think World War Three for us is going to be people on the street shooting. No, it's going to be a little bit of both. It's going to be both. Yeah. It's going to absolutely be both. I mean, look, my feeling of it is like, I believe in supporting our allies because we're going to need our allies to support us when we're in situations. That being said, if you're an ally, like, you got to show you want it.  Yeah, right? Meaning like, I'm America, like America, bro. Like, let a country that, you know, has equal value. Yeah, yeah.  But we know what the superpowers could be. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, I guess what I'm saying. Russia and China right now are super power, bro. Nah, Russia's not even close. All right, together they are. Nobody afraid of Putin. Nobody afraid of Putin. Right. Putin is just posture.  I don't know, bro. Putin not invading Great Britain. No one's afraid of Putin. It's just posturing. But he's put in a situation probably where he has to posture. Now, look, the whole thing about this that nobody's even discussing and this could be like a play, like this, they could be baiting Putin into invading so that they can remove, they can put sanctions on Putin and remove Europe's oil and gas dependency on Russia and transfer that to the Middle East. Isn't that why Russia got with China? Say what? Isn't that why Russia got with China? Well, I imagine that they want to supply gas to as many people as possible, right? That's the natural resources. But like if I'm Saudi Arabia, I want to be the one supplying gas to Europe.  So if I'm Saudi Arabia, I'm sitting pretty right now. I'm like, oh yeah, put some sanctions on Russia.  Don't let those pipelines happen. Don't let Russia have any connection to supplying Europe oil and gas.  That's no bread. So they could be the ones that benefit the most. Chris, why did Russia and China get together? Didn't they get together so Russia could avoid those type of sanctions like they're not scared of the US sanctions as long as they got China? Yeah, I mean, it's interesting because they've been historical enemies. So them getting into bed together suggests that something else is up. But I like what Andrew's saying about the oil.  That's Germany's the biggest economy in Europe. So that's where the most money was. We had to know that though, right? Follow the money. I'm with you, but Putin had to know that was gonna happen though. Okay, so maybe he knew that was gonna happen but maybe this is how he gets a posh of his people and look tough for his people while they're about to go through a very cold winter. Because if you know you're about to lose, if you know you're about to lose access to Europeans, to that European bread for all that gas and oil, you're gonna have to at least show your people that there's a sign of strength. I don't know, man, something ain't right, bro. Yeah, something ain't right. You remember when Thanos was just sitting there? Yeah, something ain't right. One of them either told you, it was like, you notice the trap, right? Yeah. Something ain't right, bro. But who's Thanos? I don't know. That's what's going on. It ain't America right now. It ain't Putin. It definitely, it ain't Biden for sure. Could be China. It might be China. China don't like us? They gotta like us.  China actually might be Tony Stark. I got a China shirt on. I'm sure you got a China jacket on too. Yeah, China makes it. We buy it. They need us. Phones from China, right? Yeah. China. I don't know, man. Something ain't right. I'm like Duvall with this one. What you mean? Yolo. I'm living my best life. Yo, I'm just saying like. We enjoying the moment, baby.  It could be 30 years from now, 40 years from now. It could be 30 days. We don't know, bro.  If we, if I don't know, if we go to war, yeah, we just gotta. Yeah, we go to the farm, man.   You know what I mean?  But not if we ain't no February war in Russia. What are you doing, Barney, bro? It's negative on 20 degrees, right? By June, we'd be waiting to like, man, is it not 2023 yet? Come on, bro. No, no, no, no, no. We're not doing that. It could be just like World War II. What's that? It started in 39. We didn't get in until 41. I like that. We got to, hey, we got to come late, bro. We didn't get into the 40s. I thought we got into the 40s. No, when the 40s, who came around in 45 then? No. The World War II was 45. 45 was. No, 45 was, wait, when was Pearl Harbor? That was 40, Chris, this is your people, you should know about this. When was your people attacked Pearl Harbor? I think it was December, December 7th, 41, I think. So it ended in 45 then. Maybe that was it. I think it ended in 45. Yeah, maybe that was it. Yeah. It ended in 45? Yeah. Okay.  Oh, we gave a fuck, but we were just like, we going to let these motherfuckers fight amongst themselves. Nostradamus said 2025. That's what he said it was over? No, he said that's when it was going to start for us. Oh, World War III? He said 2025. Well, it's looking, looking accurate. Ain't nobody got time for war, bro. No, man. Come on, bro. Let people be, let people be camera running them, man. Let people be dips that, man. Okay. Let people be diplomatic.  I just got rich. We going to go war. I know.  Come on, bro. But that's why I said, God, I got a sense of humor. So I'm just, I'm cooling. Yeah. What happens happens, we out here, man. We living our best life. You just got to be good to people. Treat people the way you want to be treated.  I don't want to be aware at all. Yeah. And I think everybody should be aware. Yeah.  Like, how is that not the top headline today? Yeah, for real. How? Yeah. Yeah, what is the top headline today?  What's the top headline, Taylor? Yeah, what is CNN talking about? I'm just in general.  What's CNN talking about? What you going to do, Biden? Nothing. Pussy.  You really want, yo, keep it a buck. Yo, we're at war. You want a Democrat president? Be honest. No, we had we had Democrat president. No, you think you think. Times of peace, times of peace. Give me a Democrat, bro. Like, let's just everybody love each other. Let's just everybody support each other. Let's just everybody hug each other. Let's like, let's push ourselves towards the most equal and equitable society as possible. But is that World War times?  Yes. What do you think Trump did? Is this something I don't seem right about? None of this. I bet I guarantee you that none of this would have happened if Trump president. He would have scared everybody.  They blew that motherfucker up while he was driving to work.   Trump wouldn't do nothing to Putin, though. Say what? He wouldn't do nothing to Putin. We'll see. That was his guy. We'll see. You're right. That was his guy. Is it his guy? Or is it the Democrat? Is it the Democratic establishment's guy?  You won't talk about collusion. Why is it that Russia gets bigger every time we got a Democrat in there?  Just ask yourself, who's colluding? Listen, that's thinking. What you're doing right now is thinking. I'm just saying. No, I'm serious. Those are critical thinking skills because we discuss, we spend so much time discussing what we think as opposed to actually thinking. That's thinking. Hey, bro, I want to maniac.  I want somebody that we go afterwards. We go, man, he went a little bit too far. Yeah. That guy like that, he went too far. God, you didn't have to blow up everybody. Like remember what happened with Japan with the nuclear bombs? Like, you know, Americans was like, two? Two? Like one was probably good. Speaking of too far. It's two, two, two, two. OK. They blew up Japan. A little too far. No, was that too far? I'm saying America, we dropped two, bro. I mean, listen, if you're going to do it, do it. That's the thing, but it's like, yeah.  Like, you don't want to play this new game. OK, you don't want to do it.  Yeah. So just pass this one goal over there, Cali will be gone. Oh, it's, you know, all of us are dead.  I spoke to the guy who makes them. I read where the top five places hard to go with them. New York is one of them. Here we go. I did. Munch Quarter, South Carolina. Dirt roads, right? Population 800. I think one is definitely Lyndon, where I'm from.  Lyndon already got hit by a bomb.  Yeah, that wouldn't be bad. Lyndon got all the gas tanks. What are you talking about? Safest places to live during World War Three. OK, go. I googled this, bro. OK, Antigua. No. Anguilla. Anguilla. No, definitely not it. Number one, Iceland. Hell, yeah. OK. Iceland. It's been the most peaceful country in the world since 2008. Nobody want to be there. An impressive feat. It's actually beautiful. Cleveland. Number two, Singapore, baby. What do you mean? It's single or four. That's just a hop, skip, and a jump from China, bro. They said the country, they said the reason for this, they're not telling us why this is the safest places for World War Three. Because people are single and poor there. World War Three, safest destinations in the world to live amid heightened global tensions. All right, Singapore's number two. Switzerland's number three. Nah, it's in Europe.  That should get bodies. Oh, because they got bunkers. Oh, the UK has plenty of nuclear bunkers that could protect citizens from potential war. A lot of the bunkers were built in preparation for the Cold War and they left over from World War Two. What about Australia? Just go chill out in Australia, cool it. New Zealand? New Zealand. Nobody invaded New Zealand. New Zealand?  New Zealand, because they got nuclear bunkers, they said. Yep. This is crazy. That's some arrogance, bro. New Zealand got nuclear bunkers. Nobody blowing you up. Why America don't have nuclear bunkers? We do. Some, we got a whole city in Colorado underneath the airport that can encase the world ends. That's where people go, and they put 2,000 people in there or whatever like that. That's the doom step.  Ain't nobody tell us.  I say, oh, come on, buddy. My name out on the list. Colorado for a reason. I know Robert Smith got a bunker. He's from Denver. Yeah, I know he got a bunker. Look at the Denver Airport, Doomsday. Hold on, I'm looking it up right now. You know what I'm going to do?  What all you think I need? Is that a new, who's wax bunker? Who's waxed Doomsday bunker? Doomsday bunker. I'll be in a 53-foot trailer. This is a conspiracy theory, Andrew. OK. Yeah, you know what? Conspiracy theories aren't true.  You know what I mean? Like, that probably didn't happen. Because conspiracy theories never make sense. You know what I mean? Like, 100%. Five wild conspiracy theories about Denver and the National Airport and the Doomsday bunker. Ask them if... Why Denver, though? Why wouldn't it be in D.C.? Why Denver is D.C.? Hey, hey, hey. Do you think these rich motherfuckers care about politicians living or dying? I'm going to be honest with you.  They ready to go, bro. They ready to go. They're real elite, yeah. Mars. Son, look at this.   A ship. For you? For you, it's going to Mars, bro. You don't know how fast people go to places now. You don't know. You don't know. There's no rules no more, ducks. There is no more. Nothing makes that... Bro, this is the beauty about a nuclear... Nuclear, what is it called? A holocaust, like when the whole world dies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what it's called? Chris? Apocalypse. Nuclear apocalypse? Life is going to be very pure those last few days. No, no, it's not days. It could be happening right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. It could be on the way. And we don't know. What are you talking about?  But what does it do? You know what? You smell? With that said? With that said? You got it. You need to make things right. With a lot of people, yo. Yes, you do. Or one specifically. You. One specifically. You. Yeah. You. You. I beat my dog this morning due to a new floor. I stepped in it. Wow. I don't even know what that means. I don't know if that was literal. All those women heart you broke. You better get right, yo. You better get right. Talking about now. You better get right. Fix your house.  You know what I'm saying?  Them big old tits. That's what's going on. That's why you was feeling gay.   Real tough. Chill out. Chill out. Why don't you all come with me, too? Hashtag. I know you do that. All right. But no, you need to get right, yo. Yeah, you need to get right, son. Come on, stop playing. I'm not playing well. Yo, let's talk.  It's over. You might as well talk to her. What's wrong? Bring you through a lot of things. What's wrong, yo? I don't get it. What's wrong? Son, what do you mean what's wrong? What's wrong? We can tell. Can't you tell something wrong with him? Something wrong, bro. What do you think, Taylor? Get on the mic. I'm asking. Yeah. I want a woman's opinion. What do you think is wrong, yo? What do you think wrong with him, Taylor? This guy's lactating. You don't think there's something wrong with you?  I've heard of lactating before. How about intolerant? What do you think? I don't know. I feel like he got to get out of this cowardness stuff and just make it. What's going on, honey? I like that. See, that's why I like Taylor.  Taylor, she ain't coming kicking the door down. OK, real conservative with it.  Who called for war? Who called for war?  What? You never stop. Who called for war? Taylor, why is he a coward? Yeah, why is he a coward? I didn't know I was a coward. It just seems like you don't know how to talk. I think it's a problem with communication. Yeah, well, you got a problem with communication. You know what you're saying? That's not the first time I heard that. So that's probably right. But sometimes you got to be about that action, bro. No, that's mostly not right. I'm more about action. And I don't like to talk about things that happen. I like to talk about solutions. So if I see things just not solution ready, then I just sit back until it is. But what if you have the solution? What if you have the solution? So therefore, you presenting the solution is what could rectify the situation? Yeah, throw the fire out. I could look for whatever's going on. But what if the nukes already get thrown? What if one person throws a nuke and another one throws a nuke? This whole time you could have stopped the nukes from getting thrown. Yeah. I don't think I could have stopped the nukes from getting thrown. But as they being thrown, I got to get out of the way until they stop. Yo, dude, we can get over things. I mean, Japan and America, we attacked each other. Horrendous attacks, they started it. But horrendous attacks. Now we're best friends. Because some of them die. Some of them have to die. Some of them have to go.   That's what you want.  I don't know.  You're not in there. You're not in there. Why not? I was good. What if you let your ego die, bro? You got to name a rock's new special. Say what? That's the name of his new tour. Yeah. Ego death.  That's a ayahuasca, bro. So my ego is me just thinking that positive? What's your ego? Just thinking positive, right? No.  And you blame everybody else for you not getting out of your own. No, no, no. It's all you. No, no, no. I like actually, because I feel like I grow when I actually know that it's really me. It's definitely me. And I've been growing a lot. No, I don't think it's me. It's all you. You wanted to be me. I've been around you long enough to know it's you. I told this one for you. I don't even know me. I know you. It's me you talk about. He just want to get me so bad still. It's you.  You got to accept it, man. Yeah, I lied to him one time. It told somebody, he's like, that's what you get. You did it. That's it. It never happened. Deflecting is not going to work right now. That's true, man. I'm not deflecting. You are deflecting. It's not going to work. Listen. It is you. Listen, you know what? Even if it is, wherever God got me at right now, I'll be better tomorrow. So I'm going to grow again tomorrow. So hopefully I'm better tomorrow enough to. That's what Kodak Black told me. Yeah. Kodak Black said after Friday, he's going to be a changed man. Why? And this is after him saying that he has to sleep with women that he works with. OK. This guy. He said he has to sleep with women that he works with. I used to think about how on the control thing. But is he said he's a controlled man? No, he said it's a controlled thing. He said because I invest mad money. He said imagine investing mad money into a woman and then she fall in love with somebody. And now that somebody is all in the contract, whoop-dee-whoop. Want to know where the whoop-dee-whoop is. Now Monday, whoop-dee-whoop.  How old is he? 24. I used to think like that 24. I never thought like that. No, no, no. Not for power though. I used to think that I wanted to get the curiosity out of it. You know what I'm saying? You know what's so interesting? And I told Kodak this. I said yo. What kind of curiosity? Yeah, why me here? Like you don't want to ask like me. I don't want to ask you. Either we not or we need to do it now. I've made the most money with women, yo. No respect. I've made the most money doing business with women. That's why I put women at the head of my companies. That's why I like partnering with women. That's why I'm a manager of women. Like I have made the most money with women.  I made most of the money with girls who I just had sex with. The girls I didn't have sex with, I don't think I made too much money with. But the girls I had sex with, it was like we got that out of the way and it was able to focus on what we had. Just an experience with me and my other people might be different. You know what I'm saying? That's a ridiculous way of thinking. I'm telling you my experience. The girls that I had sex with, we was able to come to get that curiosity out and now we can stick with business. Buddy, listen to what Shosei, he's saying he made the most money working with women. You want to make a hundred million dollars. Yes. That's why you're growing out your tits. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So. So. You can't grow your tits, though. Right. You're growing your tits, man. You're growing your hands, though. So, so. You're about to get hit. It's my car. Right? You can't wait to hit me out. So, so. So, so. You're going to get that hundred M's in no time. By the way, that is a scary mentality to think that there are guys who only think like that. And you know what's so crazy? I've had women that I've worked with now who say that to me. They'd be like, you know, people be drinking or anything that they're just, I just want to thank you because, you know, I've worked with guys before and these guys tried me and you're the first guy I've ever worked with that does things for me but never asked me anything in return. I'm like, you're busted, right?  Yo, all right, like, yo, me, you think I'm me and you?   Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They feel like they're more empowering stuff like that. But you know what I told the girl before and we was talking and I was like, girls never try to holler at you. She was like, no, at first and she was like, Wax, you got me thinking about girls don't holler at me. And I'm like, girls always holler at girls is the thing.  I'm like, if girls don't holler at you, that's a problem. She's like, Wax, am I ugly? Because girls don't holler at that. I don't know what you just said. Me neither, dude. You know?  No, you gotta listen. I was just saying that girls like girls and if a girl never holler at the girl and you're not that pretty, I guess. Taylor, what's up, Taylor? Girls never holler at you before? That's still, what if girls never holler at you? You're not gonna feel the way? Because girls always holler at that girls. I'm not gay, Wax. No, no, no, no. But girls always holler at that girls. Girls never holler at you before.  I guess. No, I get it. But girls always holler at that girls though. They always. And guys are always holler at that guys. If we go to the club, you see the way guys do with girls. The girls tap each other's asses. When we all go to play with the boys.  We don't do that. Come on, please.  Yeah, I saw a guy kiss your hand.  Why is this a difference though if you playing football and they smack the asses? That's right. Yeah. That's still different. Y'all girls be in the club.  Imagine twerking. Imagine twerking. They twerking on the football field. They do. They go touch the house. They twerk. They do little cute dances.   They do.    Wax, a guy kissed you on the hand in the club. He reached out, grabbed your hand. You gave him to me. I didn't tell him nothing. I didn't tell him something in your lap, neither. Never. I would stand up on the couch for sure. When he kissed you, after he kissed Wax there, Wax there. Respect. That's all he did. He was like, respect.  You ain't doing that. I don't know. That's a lie. Cap, bruh.  You didn't see it.  What was I doing? You was doing something. When the lights came on. More cap. Who? What was I doing? When all the roaches were running when the lights came on. I don't remember what I was doing. Yeah, when the lights come on, what roaches do? Run. Yeah, but what? That's what happened when the lights came on. What was I doing? Running after the lights came on. 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If I'm an artist, I don't know why I would be celebrating that because it's not like they paid $200 for music. They paid $200 for the stem player. And then this album will be on the stem player. But can you put other things on the stem player? That's the question I asked. I was like, OK, so after you listen to the album, then what do you use the stem player for? So Luther, Ashley, from the We Talk Back podcast, she was telling me this morning that it's like a speaker. You know what I mean? So it's like she said she would have bought that over our bowls or something because it's like a speaker and it does some unique things. Did you check it out? With the lights and stuff. The lights with something else, it was something that does with sound. I mean, what Kanye was saying is that it can play just the, what is the words of a song? The what is that called? Acapella? I guess acapella. So it can remove the beats. It can play just the beat. It can play just the drum. So you can, I guess, listen to the music in different ways. And for like a Kanye produced album, that's pretty dope. Like I just want to hear the drums part. That allows me to call the speaker board. That's why I didn't understand. Like I saw people reposting like, yeah, you know, he sold 11,000 copies of these and he made 2.2 million in 24 hours. It would take you 500 something million screams to make that kind of money. And I'm like, but we're talking apples and oranges here. We're not, we're talking music and tech. We're not talking about music. How does this revolutionize the music industry? Like you even got to be a certain caliber of artist to make somebody buy something for $200. Yeah. I'm not buying something for $200 from just anybody. There's a few artists that can do that. Kanye's one of them, Drake's one of them. Rihanna, like the Adele's of the world. Like just to say, hey, here's a $200 something. And by the way, I'm still, even if I like the person's music, I still want to know what that something is I'm buying. Cause I can wait to hear the music. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.  Do you care about like that? Do you really care about Kanye's music like that at this point? Me personally, no, but like, I know there are people out there that do and they love it and they're so invested. And I think, I think that we might gravitate towards this with like content in general, like as we have our audience and as we have our like armies, like we could release it for the people that really want to support, they're really anticipating and the people that like want you to see the money for the product. And then afterwards, you can come out on regular release and then that regular release will allow more people to access it and you can get more fans. And I think some sort of combination between both of those, which is what I imagine will happen with this, like Don DeTu will come out with STEM Player for a period of time. It's supposed to come out. Yeah, it happens in another world. Oh, it's not out yet. No, it's supposed to come out today. Two, two, two, two, two, two. Yeah, it's supposed to be out today. But it's not yet. By the way, Kanye hadn't released the album when he was supposed to in the last two albums. So I don't know why y'all thought y'all was getting that on T.T. Because of the two, two, two, two, two. I don't know why y'all thought y'all was getting it. And this isn't the first time Kanye said this album is gonna be exclusively on something either. By the way, I'm not mad at him selling the tech. Selling the tech. I just was trying to figure out, well, how is this saving the music industry? Because this model will not work for everybody. You know what I mean? And nobody's paying $200 for music. Yeah, yeah. I'm not. We pay for a concert for the experience. And so if, let's say this STEM thing changes your listening experience, some people actually might, that might be worth it for them. Yeah. Yeah. And also like exclusivity, like being the only one to have it within a certain time, right? Like, I don't know if people actually do this, but like, let's say you do have the STEM player like, and you're a DJ, that's a valuable thing. Get to play that new Kanye at the club. Hello. Yeah. Listen, let me ask you a question. What happens with other artists? Other artists don't have this STEM player to sell to get to their fans. So how are the other artists going to make $2.2 million in 24 hours? Micaela, did you get budding plants? What's that? God damn. I'm gonna tell you, can't. I never knew that. Get out of here. Yo, that's crazy. Let's see it. How you doing? Yeah. What's my knees doing? Do it up, do it up. Rats, yo. That thing is crazy.  I'm not objectifying. I'm talking about his stomach, really, what you think about? Micaela's open about it, though. Talk to me. So what happened? She don't even know what you're talking about. I saw her right after it.   Really? I couldn't. What happened? What happened? You can't sit down for like a month or two months. So how do you, what do you do? Lay on your stomach.   Standing up. No, you don't. She was sitting on a little cushion in the car. Yeah. They know me. They feel me getting in my car with the cushion. Why? Because it can like change the shape of it or something? Yeah.  Yeah.  It's like a cake. Your mom say, don't bump in the kitchen. The cake is gone. Yeah. Hold on. OK, so and is it set exactly the way that you like it and everything? Yeah, my doctor did a really good job. Wow. How much did it cost? $200 and a stem player. Yeah, it was. It was actually free. She had to buy the stem. It ranges depending on the doctor. Why is it $100? They say it's about $300. Because I didn't know you walked in and you were still out there. And then I was like, where is she going to be all the way in the room already? God damn. That was urban over there. Micaela can sing though. She can really sing. Micaela got to eat it out. I do. I do. And I'm working on my next one. OK, what's the name of the people you can tell people, Micaela? My EP that's out right now is called Me and Somebody's Son. OK. The next one is going to be My Happy Toxic Place. Ooh. Explain. Yeah. Everybody thinks like being toxic is like bad, but it's fun. It's fun here. Like I love it here. You're going to love it here while your hair, you may leave heartbroken. But while you're here, it's going to be a great time. Yeah, when I was young, when I felt like that. I got on to the vibe. I enjoyed it when we was in it for sure. If you just got the BBL, you're going to want to be toxic for a little bit. No, actually, this is like me getting out my feelings from my past couple of experiences. I'm ready to settle down now. Are you, can you dance with it if you try to? We're back to that. I could dance. It moves. And it moves in everything. It moves. No. It's fun. What? Can I not ask questions? Can I not be interested? Fair enough, every doctor is different.  So was he recommended? This doctor was recommended. He was. He was recommended. And you have to do your own research, too.  You have to look at doctors who deal with body types like your own. Oh, yeah. You have to be really specific with them as to what you want.  Oh, that's what a lot of these girls come out looking like.  Yeah, they're too wide for their legs. Yeah. OK, now have you noticed a difference with guys? Yes. And explain. When she walked into the room, guys would be like, oh, god. I mean, did she finish walking? Never been a topic. I was noticing a difference, though. And actually, if you can see me on the wide camera, you'll see me go like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah. I was like, because I thought maybe you was hiding all that. No, no, it wasn't there. I thought she was hiding. Yo, bro, it was crazy. But I like to be treated. She didn't walk in the room. She kept walking in the room, but she wasn't in the room yet. What, dude? I thought she was hiding all that. I thought you was hiding all that. Makeda, you know, you should sing for him to get his mind off that they say that you got more better traits than you have. I do have better traits. This was something that I wanted to do for a really, really long time. Why? For you? I hate it. It was for my own self-esteem. You fart different? Do I fart different? Does it come out different? It probably come out deeper, because it comes out. You didn't need it.  What does it sound like? You didn't need it. What does it sound like when you fart now? I fart a lot. Just like this? Roo! You know the football place in the hallway? Let me say it in the hallway. Roo, roo, roo, roo. I like your senior hall show. They try to get out. I'm happy that you're happy, but you didn't need it. I'm very, very happy. I mean, that's my opinion. That's fair. I'm happy that it's not. I mean, my goal was to not overdo it. So it's what I want. Yeah. It looks fine. Yeah. You know, it's in order. No, it's retarded. I don't know that's true. That's a good thing, though. That's a good thing. That's positive. We're being positive. Thanks. I appreciate it. Thanks for what I'm saying. You know what I mean?  I'm not. You know what? I doubt it. I know from Mikael's ass, guys. Thank you. No, this is like curiosity. This is just we're learning about things. I mean, you also have to be open about it because a lot of girls go and get surgery and then they start selling waste trainers and they make people think that that's how they got it. That's true. So you got to be really transparent with it. Now, I don't post it on my Instagram like, hey, I just got surgery, but if somebody asks me, I'm not going to lie. And you need to learn about this stuff. I'm going to get a BDL. No, what you... I think that's the thing. They do have that BDL. And you also make yourself taller. You could make yourself taller, but if you got the BDL, you don't need to be taller. But that's what Cardi said. No, Cardi said she wanted people to get it done the right way. Right. So I think she didn't get it done the right way.  What do the BDLs stand for? Brazilian Butt Lift. Oh, so you want the Brazilian Butt Lift, not the Bronx Butt Lift. Yeah, the Bronx Butt Lift is in the basement right now.  The Brazilian Dick Lift. Do you want that? I'm okay. I don't want to alter nothing. That's why I don't got so much stuff. Why you got titties then? Yeah. And then do that with a push up. Do you think waxes breasts look bigger? Do you think they've been augmented? Yeah, they do. They're bigger than mine. Wow. I got the hair over. I told myself next was going to be my booze, but where's your doctor?  He said he got the hair over it.  No, it ain't. With a couple strands, right? I don't want my hair moved. No, it ain't. Look, don't do that. Yeah. It's a little bit. Did you come up with both sides? No, you just got to like... No, see, that's open. To make it look sexy or whatever. Wait till summertime. Did you have like a party where your friends came over and like to look at it? Like, did you unveil it to your friends? No, they knew like my whole process. There were a couple of my friends, you know, came with me to fly back with me to make sure I was good. Oh, wow. OK, good for you. How'd you fly back? Cargo. She couldn't see. What are you on there? You little... You got to keep the cake, but...  Well, you guys are rich. You probably fly first-class.  No. Yeah, so you have to sit for takeoff and landing as per the airline regulations. And then... That's crazy. All the time, why everybody would protest me. I guarantee you white people thought they were on the plane. We got to talk for this, honey. Watch that one. You just like kneel like that. Or you get up and you walk about.  Like two and a half hours? Yeah. Hours, so yeah. Wow. Wow.  And now you're completely healed. I mean, you're healed for up to a year. Oh, how long ago did you get it? What am I, like six months now? Are you allowed to have intercourse? Yes. And have you tried it since? Yes. And guys, do they like? Really? They'll say, I don't really hear all of it. I know that this is your... But this is your knees.  You know what I'm saying? I'm just curious. And did you let someone test drive it that didn't have it before to see the difference? Like old work. Did they try it? Yeah. Good question. And were they like, was it crazy? I don't know if I should be saying. Nah, you go. Only me at old work. Like the dude that she has slept with before. Oh. To see like the before and after. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what was he saying? Like, nothing. Hold on, don't you got a boyfriend? No. Oh, OK. Don't you got a girlfriend? Yeah. No. Now, who say I got a girlfriend? That's a long time ago. You got a fiance though, right? Totally different. OK, you got a fiance. Totally different. Do you have a fiance? Don't disrespect my union. Don't disrespect my union. Oh, good. You have a union. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. OK, you got a fiance.  Nah, you got a fiance. You got a fiance. You got a fiance, bro. All right. Blessings. God bless. What is it? All right. What's all right? I don't know, bro. That's crazy this guy. I'm a hit up conviction. Yeah. You don't sound like you claiming this right now, bro. Union. No, no, bro. All right. Whoa. All right. What's all right mean? That's crazy. McKaylee just made all right. What does that feel like to you, McKaylee, as a woman? It's a little shake. You should say yes with your whole chest, the big chest that you have. Not that whole chest. Yeah, whole chest, chill. It's like yes. Yes. There we go. Yes, what? Yes, what? Yes, I have. Yes, I have a fiancee. Come on. Say it. Say it. Yes, I have a fiancee. All right. Let's go. Let's go, Carla. Let's say it, baby. Love that. Hey, bro. Hey, wax. Wax, wax. You weak, bro. Listen, you know what the therapist told me? The therapist said the only way for me to win is to lose. Yes. I have to be weak. There we go. We all weak to be strong. We all weak, bro. It is what it is, man. You all got to ask yourself, do you want to be happy or do you want to be right? Woo. Like, it's really that simple. Do you want to be happy or do you want to be right? 100%. Or do you want to be sad or mad? I don't think it matters who's right or wrong. When you really. No, no, 1,000%. I mean, like, it's just like to be happy. Who spilled the juice? It don't matter. We got to get it up. That's right. You know what I'm saying? But if there's nothing to get it up, we got to leave it there. I can't stay there and leave it there. You know what I'm saying? That's right. You got to get it up. You have to get it. But who's going to get it up? There's nothing to get it up. Please, somebody put already put that at it together. He said, who's going to get it up? Have I got to lick it up? Like, somebody, you know what you got to do. You know what the job is. You definitely just said that. It wasn't like that, though. Took my Kool-Aid. Don't do that. Rest in peace, Kool-Aid. Don't do that. Stop, man. This guy is unreal. This guy is unreal. You are unreal, Lex. OK?  Rest in that mic between those big old titsy yours. I put everything here to try to cover it up today. OK. Let's do it. Come on. What we got? What we got?  What has been the biggest step back in your career over the last few years? Interesting question. What has it been, Shows? The last few years have been good, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Same. Yeah, the last few years have been good, bro. Know why? I couldn't eat the one of y'all on Child Support. Next question. Yeah.  Like, the last few years have been absolutely phenomenal. And honestly, I can't say I've had any setbacks because anything that might have been considered a setback professionally, it just wasn't ready for me yet. It wasn't meant for me to have in that moment. You know what I mean? And that's what they always say. They say, you know, when you see where you're going or when you see what you actually receive, you'll understand why God made you wait. There you go.  What else we got? Young geezer, Matt, oh, this is a good one. What keeps you humble? Ooh. Knowing that God looking at me. Ooh. Yeah, he sees everything. What keeps me humble? I'm just like a grateful guy.  But like when I'm feeling good, not even like happy, happy, but just good or happy, I genuinely feel like incredibly lucky and incredibly grateful. And like I'll be overwhelmed by it. And I think that that keeps me humble because I'm just so appreciative of what I have. And yeah, so I think that is my outlook. But you don't think humble could be multiple things?  Right. Or I just want to come in the room and feel I'm a humble guy because I feel like it's too different. I guess what I'm saying is my humility doesn't come from like fear, someone checking me. Like my humility comes from like an appreciation of what I got to be part of and the time that I live. And like it's not enforced on me, the humility. Like it's built in to me. I'm very fortunate to have this.  And like I literally before we before we went to my apartment, I don't care if it sounds corny, but I was like, I'm so happy right now. And see, it was great. In that I walked around the house. I walked around the house after midnight because it was too, too, too, too, too. And I just was talking like, God, thank you, man. And I knew what I kept saying to myself. I was like, I manifested all of this. I put all of this together with my thoughts. And I was very thankful. I was happy. Dude, it is awesome to be. Yeah, gratitude is awesome. That's what I mean, too. Gratitude and knowing that whatever God gave you, God can take away. What were you happy about last night's work? You know, you make the right decisions or you think you make the right decisions. And it don't make you feel bad about it. I think I was. You lied to yourself. Lied to yourself. Why can't I have mine? You got yours. You cannot have mine. He feels so bad.  Listen, I'm going to tell you this right now. Decisions that you make might make you feel bad because when you put fries inside the frying pan, they fry, but they get done well. They're good. But if you never put them in the frying pan, they won't never be good. So you got to go through a little something when I'm trying to say that I was trying to connect the dots. I got you back right there. But you admitted that you admitted that you do feel bad. You have to. OK, then. When you lie, you see how you lie? No, no, no, no, no. He said he made a decision and didn't feel bad. But now he's back to feeling bad. How you doing the fries, Phil? What do you mean? No fries happy to be well done to be good for you.  So you want to fry something. Whatever's frying right now is going to be well done at the end, and I'd rather fry it or never cook it. And then it's still sitting there forever.  So it's cooking right now. Walk through the fire, bro. That's what you want to go through to get to the bottom. Oh, the fire. See, that makes sense. Fire is making it go through.  What are you talking about? That's fire in the frying is the exact same thing. Yeah. It's a little different, but I hear what you're saying. I get what you're trying to get at. I don't think God ever made someone walk through the fryer. Yes, they do. I'm going to put that. I didn't see that one in the Bible. That's fine. The seventh day God created French fries. Oh, my God. This is a good one. That's the bone universe. When we be going to war, this could be the last one. When we be going to war, if the rock was president. Yes. 100%. Yes, for sure. Because he's definitely cooking something in the fire pit.  That that would be fire though.  Don't even worry.  Do you smell? What Russia's cooking? Russia's cooking. Russia invaded Ukraine. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Yo, let's do him. Can he do it next time? Can we be the president next time? He might be, bro.  No, why? Why not? That's funny. At least we can laugh. No, because you don't let motherfucking fried cooks fly to plane.   He's still a politician. I'll take experience over no experience. No more celebrities. I don't know. No, certain things you've got to have experience. Yep, depends what the experience is, man. Certain things you've got to have experience. And I think the bar is too low to be president. Yeah.  Yeah. What do you have to really know at the end of the day? You got no why? Because let me finish.  It just comes to you. You got to be willing to listen.  You about to go out to eat honey. Do you make a terrible president? Huh? You make a terrible president. Why you say that? Because you're not going to listen. Hmm. I listen all the time. You're not going to listen. You're not going to listen. So if I'm sitting on the couch, you see, I'm waving my head to the store and I say, OK. It's about listening and trusting that person and then making the decision that that person said for you to make, right? Yeah. I'm lost. That's OK. That's OK. That's OK. Everything's going to be OK. He's not listening. Everything's going to be OK. Everything's going to be OK. Who would be in your cabinet? Who's in your cabinet, Wax? No black women. We know that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who? Aunt Jemima. Yo, yo, hold on. Aunt Jemima in your cabinet. That's a good joke. Oh, yeah, Aunt Jemima, yeah. You got Aunt Jemima in there.  I think we should try that one from the record. Bro, that is a pretty joke, bro. I'm dead on stage. Who don't have Aunt Jemima in their cabinet? You said, you just got it. You just got it, dude. You said no, but you just got it, too. I been got it. Yeah, you got it, because we're on the same page. You said no black women in a cabinet. I said Aunt Jemima. She's dead. OK. That's fine, bro. That's bars right there. I just got it.  I don't even know. That was flames, bro. That's a good one. I was like, yeah. That's what I'm thinking about in my cabinet.  I almost said it. And I was like, I just say this out of nowhere. It's kind of racist.  I'm like, ooh. I'll leave you. You had to let it go. You had to let it go. It was lovely. I don't even know really what the cabinet is. It was like, you need some life with Secretary DeFence.  I get people like you said that's already dead. I have Obama there and Shaq. Oh, god. Oh, god. Ice cube, Snoop. Guys, McKayla, tell them where to find your EP. Yeah. Me and somebody's son is available on all streaming platforms. And my new EP should be dropping in like April, May. So be on the lookout. Got them. And just notice the Brewery and the Idiots podcast. OK. Have you on the idiots? McKayla, what's your Instagram? McKaylaCJ, M-A-K-A-E-L-A-C-J. OK. Because that's where they're going to go. Do you have any pictures of it? Oh, that's what I was going to do. My new ad is all over my Instagram. And I didn't delete the old pictures either. Oh, so you see the difference? Fire going to it. Come on, man. Is everybody else lying? Just lying, too. Yeah. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right.  It's the Brewery and the Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.