I make a video. If it's a video where I'm calling out, pointing out obvious sin, people get so bothered. And what's the first thing they say? Who are you to judge? We shouldn't judge them, let God judge them.  What about when someone is in church and they have, I guess supposedly caught the Holy Ghost and they want to go to dance and then you go grab the old ladies walker and you want to get your little praise break, your praise dance on with that, can't judge that, can't judge that. Even Spider-Man, the guy in church dressed up as Spider-Man, can't judge that, no, no. That's just the way they want to express themselves and so leave that alone. But what about if it gets a little serious where there is some control and the pastor is telling his own members to go out and if they want to eat, eat grass?  Okay, I see food outside. Look at that. Look at that food. Be quiet. Be quiet. Okay, go and eat, go and eat.  Oh, quickly. So you mean to tell me we can't judge anything? We can't point out anything.  Is that what some of you want us to believe? So recently done a few videos where I've covered some people who have just been out of pocket. Of late though, covering the great and wonderful, the man as he calls himself, Jamal Bryant, been a lot of pushback. For the most part, most smart Christians understand that that guy, what he's doing is sinful. He's unrepentant. He is arrogant as arrogance can get. But you've got some folks that will say, let God judge him. Who are you to judge? And I'm just wondering what are these people? Now, I want to tell you why we're going to cover why these people tend to want to deflect and leave these people alone. But this particular person does not exhibit any traits of a Christian other than the fact that he gets up in the pulpit and he preaches. But when you compare that to a lot of his other behavior, well, then at some point in time, we've just got to call it out and say, hey, that's wrong. Remember, he's the person that said that Jesus spent 85% of his life out of order. There's an Jesus at 30. Accepted his ministry. Isabella's at 30. Jesus accepted his call to ministry. At 30, he had been in carpentry. Since he was 13, he ran the family business since he was 17. At the risk of being heretical tonight, might I suggest to you. That 85% of Jesus's life, he was out of order. 85% of his life, he was doing what he was not called to do. God, y'all don't go quietly.  But it did not line up with his divine DNA. When you've got a room for a bunch of biblical ignorant people, then that stuff can pass. As a matter of fact, even just just to say that people are like, hmm, okay, where are you going with that? And maybe you're saying something they never thought of. And the way you make them feel what you're saying is you give some voice inflection, you raise the volume. I'm familiar with how this works. And so what do they do? Those puzzle looks, those puzzle thoughts become a man and shouting and so forth.  These are clearly people who have demonstrated by the fact that they didn't get to walk out or confront you or whatever it was that they were in agreement with, they demonstrate their lack of understanding. Now, what are we to do? We're supposed to let they go. We're supposed to go ahead and, you know what, let God judge that person. Who are you? Well, we're going to cover that. Who are we to judge and let God judge them? And one common person in the Bible keeps coming up over and over again, kind of common theme amongst people who say that we ought to leave him alone and and God can bless that person and people can get saved even at the hands of some, by the way, by the way, people can come to Christ even under the ministry of some heretic happens all the time it happened. But that's not because of them. It's in spite of them. It is the power of the gospel on the salvation, so much so that not even you can do it. Remember Paul says that there are some people that preach Christ for the right reasons, for good motives. There are some that do so for bad motives. But what does he say? I wish that you would do it. I wish to be done for the right reasons, for good motive. But what does he end up saying?  No, Jamal, you've been out of order for almost maybe 100 percent of your life. There's the problem. And so you expect somebody because you have been found. You have been weighed and you've been found wanting. You think that other people are the same and no wonder because you think that you are the man, but that's not the case. And people come to his defense. I wonder why I wonder why people come to his defense. We're getting there. We're going to cover that.       And I can tell you this, every time someone has said something stupid, other people like mind it will come back. And I'll tell you why I call them like mind in a second. I'm going to give you the Bible. The reason why they come back and defend them. You know what? I won't tell you yet. I'll tell you why they come back and defend them. But again, every time they've said something stupid, somebody coming back and defends them without fail, without fail.  It wasn't the dumbest thing that we pulled out. Wasn't the dumbest thing that we discovered.   Two seven is what I want up there. Genesis two, seven. Now, keep this verse in mind. Let's reflect once upon a time. God, when walking through the garden and said this, be fruitful, have dominion over every creeping thing that creeped over the earth. Do this, do this rain, subdue all of the things. God told Adam to do. Do you know the greatest problem with that? You know the most powerful issue with that? Do you know the most profound challenge with that? Adam did not have a body through the research. God's instructions to Adam came before Genesis two, seven. He said, rule, have dominion, be fruitful, multiply. He said that to something with no ears, something without a physical frame. Well, he said Adam, now, some of you heard it. Some of you have not heard it, but it needs to be there. It needs to be before your eyes. You need to keep saying this stuff. You need to be made aware of this. Some folks aren't. This is how bad it is. You need to understand how bad it is that we reject every instance of nonsense that comes out of these people just because a person has a pulpit to preach out of and a church and got a choir behind them. Does not mean that they were called by God. Stop saying that everybody pointed. And then because what they're going to say, touch, not the Lord's anointed. Thank you, truth be told, touch, not the Lord's anointed. Well, that passage has nothing to do with these people. Doesn't have anything to do with even the apostles because notice that passage wasn't brought up. That that that declaration was not given by by heaven even when it came to the apostles, Paul and Peter and so forth. No, this had to do when Egypt, not Egypt, but when Israel was coming out and the different people like this, people who promote sin, people who are involved in sin, who are not repentant of their own sin. No one's against a person being caught in sin and then coming around repentant and then even showing as John says, as he's talking to the Pharisees and the rulers, what what fruits of repentance do you have? Well, we don't see that from them. We should be able to see. We should be able to see something, but more than that, we should at least be able to hear it. It'd be, you know what? It'd be one thing for person says that they were repentant and they really weren't. But with this particular person speaking to him, Ryan, he didn't say it. You just I'm moving on because I'm the man and that will be that. OK, well, listen, you don't have to deal with me. You don't have to deal with me. You've got to deal with someone much bigger. We'll just give a warning. But again, the issue isn't for them. The issue is for the people that are listening. And it's not just them. There are many people in what cover that. But can I tell you why I think? Why I think many people hold to this issue of not judging? First of all, let's deal with this. Are we called to not judge? Well, Jesus says, judge not. Let's you be judges. That's whatever standard of measurement that you use the same. We judge you first. He says, remove the the plank from your eye. Then you'll then notice then there's a progression. You'll do so after. Then you'll see more clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye, indicating that maybe what's going on in his life isn't as big as yours, but it and say, don't deal with it. And so there's a reason why people don't want to to judge. There's two. There's there's probably two reasons that I can come up with. And we're supposed to judge. We're supposed to do it rightly, not hypocritically. Paul says, you who tell someone not to steal, do you steal? And so we're supposed to do it hypocritically. There's two real reasons why people bring this up and do not want to judge or say that we should judge, especially in publicly one out of ignorance. They simply don't know any better. They've been told this. They have not studied the scripture. They don't understand they might either not be Christians themselves or might be immature in terms of handling the word and they would know that the Bible absolutely does tell us to do so. But the second reason, probably the biggest reason, they're really even the more the more indicted reason not out of ignorance, but out of implication. They don't want to be implicated. Had some people, if there's a certain particular crime going on, they want to get away from because they want to make sure that they're not also caught up in because why? Because they're involved in it as well. Maybe not that exact same sin with that person, but their own sin. And so I can't. I don't want you.  I don't want you to do that. Let's let's live and let live. Why? Because I want you to let me live. I want you to leave me alone. I know I messed up. I don't want anyone telling me that, which is why I don't want you telling anyone else that I don't need someone bowling down my alley. And so I don't want you bowling down his alley. Leave him alone. That's one of the biggest issues. Again, we've seen it. And not just me, but we've all seen it over and over and over again. Because let's just be honest. We all have some sin and it's not like we're just saying, hey, only him, only her, only they should repent. No, we all should be repenting of our sin. We all should walk away from sin. We also do our best to live. God, we live holy. That's our call. And if people struggle, we get that. But it's the arrogance that you want to have over and above your sin, as though your sin didn't matter, that no matter what you do, you still going to keep doing as though God is going to be an approval of it. OK, but one of the other reasons is that when people get caught up in a sin, sometimes we don't want to have that person judged. Thank you, AG. We don't want to have the person judged because we like him. Now, if the person involved in sin is someone that we don't like. Well, did y'all see what so and so said? We see it politically all the time, right? If a Republican does something wrong, then a Democrat is going to be the Johnny on the spot to say, did you see what he did? If a Democrat does something wrong, then a Republican is going to be Johnny on the spot to say, you see what the Democrat did? That's kind of how we kind of pick and choose our team, even in the body. But now, if there's someone who we know is just not part of the body, because this doesn't happen with just the people that we like, who bring up these heresies and involved in things that we should call out, we're supposed to call this stuff out. But it also happens with people who we have no familiarity with. We don't like or maybe they do to John Tyson who read my book, listened to it actually while he's walking around this area of town.  I don't know about that. We'll see. Yeah, that guy, this particular guy. And so you already know whatever whatever he's going to say going forward. It's not going to be good. It's not going to be tinged with actual scripture. But let's listen to what he says.  I wanted to talk about some prophetic words that I had this evening. And actually, we actually were led on consecration. I was like, oh, yeah, spirit. And the words I had were two, two folds. I felt like God wanted to talk about people with clay feet. And his word was that our feet are weak. The part of Jesus that the devil went for was was his ankles. He said the part of Jesus that the devil went for was his ankles. Is that some new part of the Bible that we just didn't get in the mail? We got all we got most of our Bible. Is that part of the Jamal Bryant Bible where we get eighty five percent of the actual word where our Bible is eighty five percent out of order? The devil went after Jesus's ankle. But he's not through. Humanity, we're not good at standing in faith, actually. We kind of suck. Abraham was justified when he was asleep. He didn't offer anything to God. His feet were clay. He was a magician sorcerer totally off in the like wilderness and God just chose him. He's just making up stuff. He's just he's just making up stuff. But then again, he starts off on the bad side on the negative side. But we're not supposed to call that out. Now, let's get to the scriptures. We'll get back to more of this foolishness. But if we want to say that we're not supposed to call it out and we're not supposed to judge. We got a problem then we got a problem because one someone needs to tell Paul that we don't call out brothers or even profess brothers. Paul in Galatians 2 11 says, but when Cephas, that's Paul. I mean, Peter came to Antioch.  He says for before certain men came from James, he was eating with the Gentiles. But when they came, he came, he drew back and separate himself fearing the circumstances. In other words, fearing the other Jews and the rest of the Jews acted hypocritically along with him so that even Barnabas was led astray by the hypocrisy. So yeah, we do call out sin in this case publicly because what's happening is that sin, that foolishness is causing other people to sin. People who should know better or maybe they don't know better. Someone says that I'm blurry. I'm not sure what you guys looking at. I've got both my screens up and I'm actually coming through and my settings are good. So I'm actually coming out pretty good. Anyway, so that's an issue that it's clear. It is clear. Now, when it comes to a leader, by the way, you can say, yeah, but that's Paul. Paul is Paul's an apostle, but he's calling out another possible. He's calling out a leader. So let's just be clear that we are also to call out a leader. As a matter of fact, it's supposed to be the punishment for the leader is more so than the lame member. He says in 1st Timothy 519 says, do not admit a charge against an elder except on the evidence of two or three witnesses. Now, of course, in our case, we've got little busy video evidence and so he says, as for those who persist in sin, what does it say? Rebuke them in the presence of all so that the rest may stand in fear. Yeah, madam, sir, who think that we're not supposed to judge? Leave that up to Jesus. Leave it up to God. What do you think God is? Who do you think God is using? Who do you? First of all, what if we took the same advice when it came to giving the gospel? Leave that up to God. Let God handle it. No, God uses us to deliver the gospel as well as to deal with the body. We are to counsel one another. We are to comfort one another. We are to pray to praise one another. We are to fellowship with one another. And we also are to discipline one another when there are issues like this that come up. We deal with issues. Now, people bring up David. First of all, let's just be clear. David was not chosen because he was special. David was chosen mainly first and foremost because he was out of the tribe of Judah. When the Bible says that God chosen that he was a man after God's own heart, some versions kind of blur what the meaning is. He's not choosing David because David had this pristine, great, awesome heart. No, it was just God. When he says a man after his own heart, that means after God's own heart, after God's choosing from who God wanted. And God wanted to show that he's choosing someone who is not the top, who's not the best, who's not the greatest. Oh, by the way, though, when David did sin, first of all, David's not a pastor. So let's not compare him to anybody else. And first of all, the person we're talking about, be it Jamal, Brian or anyone else, they're not David. Let's also make that clear. Let's make that distinction very clear, abundantly clear, that that person we're talking about is not David. But even David was rebuked. Was he not? We keep forgetting that David received a rebuke. How open was this rebuke? So open that it stands in the Bible, even to this day, that any of us can go and read that he was rebuked by Nathan. And more than that, there was punishment for his sin. Some people get involved in sin and act as though there should be no punishment. McCormick, shouldn't you be able to sympathize? Shouldn't you be able to understand? Sure. But guess what?  Punishment. And you know what I had even more than that? Am I the same person? No. Do I? Do I accept what I've done? Do I try to gloss over it? Do I make excuses? No. No. And would never even dream about saying, I'm the man. Well, McCormick, that was so long ago. No, it wasn't. It was just last a few weeks ago when he was in a touting abortion. And he still hadn't claimed some of these kids. So let's, we are not going. Once he gets past that sin. And once he has made amends and once he has demonstrated his level of repentance and once he's demonstrated his ability to handle the text, then we can go ahead and move on.  Why do you think this man speaks kind of in this socially appeasing way? Because these folks don't care anything about the scriptures. They care more about having their ears tickled, which is what the Bible says. That's what we have going on here. And you've got folks who do not want to call it out.  And you can think we're not supposed to do anything, but the Bible, Paul goes in on the church at Corinth about not doing anything. Remember in 1 Corinthians 5, verse one, he says, it's actually reported to me that there is sexual immorality among you and of a kind that is not tolerated even among pagans, for a man has his father's wife. And look what he says. Notice Paul's rebuke, not to the person, but to the people who just standing there.  It's all right with me.  Aren't you not rather mourn? In other words, Paul is saying, you guys should be ashamed of yourself. You guys should be ashamed of yourself. Look what he says. He says, let him who has done this be removed from among you. Some people just don't have the backbone to remove certain people to let them know that hey, you got to go. But Paul says purge the evil. Let's, let's, let's continue. He says, verse 11, but now I'm writing you not to associate with anyone who bears the name of brother. If he is guilty of sexual morality or greed, or as an idolater, reviler, drunkard or swindler, not even to eat with such a one for, uh-oh. Now for you folks who think that we should not judge. Look what Paul's getting ready saying. He says, for what have I to do with judging outsiders? Is it not those inside the church whom you are to judge? God judges those outside. So for the inside, that's us. He says purge the evil person from among you. If you have a biblical ear, please listen to what was just read. It was on the screen.  Let your, let your eyes look at the scriptures. Do that. Follow what he's saying. And now it's not just, it's not just these people. It's not, it's even the folks that seem like, wait a second. I think that what he said, no, listen, there are a lot of people out there who do not handle the scriptures correctly, who lead people astray, who, who present a faulty image of Christ and the gospel and what our roles in the body is supposed to be. For example, someone like a Steven Furti. You believe it's in you. There's nothing anybody can put on you that can cancel what I put in you before you were born. I appointed you a prophet to the nation. I'm not in covenant with a person. I'm not in covenant with a political party. I'm in covenant with God Almighty. I am God Almighty. Now we know about that with him saying, I am God Almighty, which is completely blasphemous and he needs to be dealt with. But it's not just those that statement. He said something curious. He said, if you listen to the word and don't do it, you're like a man who looks at himself in a mirror.  My maker is my mirror. God said, let us make man in our image, in our likeness. You are not my maker. You will not be my mirror. When God said, I am to Moses, you know, my name is I am. He was trying to get him to see you are as I am. And it'd be one thing if it was just one thing or two things, but it's a multiple, a large number. It's a constant stream of just heresies. Someone says, what makes a person a false teacher? Is it having teaching something falsely once or twice? No, because there's something that we all believe and we'll end up teaching. That's going to be wrong. That doesn't make us a false teacher. It's the person who intentionally does so has no desire. One has no handle on the scriptures and no desire to have a firm handle on the scriptures. And it's their nature to constantly put out bad doctrine. Now I wonder if you would do that for somebody on your row right now. I know you had a hard week too. But magnify the Lord with me. Let us exalt his name together. If you don't have faith today, borrow mine. You're going to make it a success. Listen, the music is playing. Folks are jumping. Can you just the atmosphere? Folks are excited. Yes. Amen. What did he say? I don't know what he said, but it sounded good. It made me feel good. That's all that mattered. That's all that mattered. You know what? It felt so good. Sounds so good. I'm coming back next week. Where's my checkbook in? Let me go ahead and write a check. Let me go ahead and send money. Let me donate money to this ministry because it just makes me feel good. After a week, after a whole week of feeling bad, having the boss on me, the spouse on me, this and that, having with the kids in the house, he made me feel good. And so that's all I needed. It's a new drug without having to burn something. It's a new drug without having to wrap something up. It's a new drug without having to mix something up. It's a new drug. It's not only heaven. I won't do that, but it's a new drug. That's exactly what it is, a different 77. It is the definition of itching ears. But the Bible says, here's the danger when you follow these people. Can I tell you what the Bible says you're supposed to do and what happens if you don't turn with me or just look at the screen, Proverbs 14-7. He says, leave the presence of a fool or you will not discern words of knowledge. Leave the presence of a fool or you won't be able to discern words of knowledge. The problem with some folks is that y'all have been around some fools too long. Some people have been in the presence of some of these fools too often that when you hear wisdom, when you hear a sound word, that makes sense to you. You can't discern. You have no ability to. You can hear, but it didn't resonate. It didn't resonate. You've got so much. It's almost like you've got all this bad stuff in you. The good stuff can't come again. It won't do any good. Won't do any good because one, you listen to the foolishness, you crave it. That's what you're about. And so when you hear sound teaching, when you hear sound doctrine, it's foreign to you. Matter of fact, to you, not you guys, you all smart Christians, but to the folks that would follow these people to them. Sound doctrine sounds like heresy to them. They have no ability to discern.  This guy is, he's at the top. He's at the top. The man still has a following. How he has a following, I do not know, but our good old friend, Mr. Todd White. He isn't the revelation of my sin. The cross is actually the revealing of my value. See, in the world, if I'm going to pay for something, I'm only going to pay what something's worth. You were going to go buy a new car, and that car was, you knew it was worth $22,000, brand new, right? And that was the sticker price on it, but they wanted to charge you four times that. You would never do it because it wasn't worth it. Well, if something on the earth, the price that you pay for it, determines its value, how much did heaven pay? How much did Jesus pay to get us back? I mean, heaven went bankrupt, so the value of a person is determined by the price that was paid for it. A couple of things. First of all, I'm never getting past those dreads. I don't, it just, it doesn't look right. It's just, where is he from? Where is he from? And I'm pretty sure he might be one of the few white folks that are wearing dreads, but let's put it to the side. Did you just say, Mr. White, that heaven went bankrupt? Is that, did you really just say heaven went bankrupt? Hmm. Okay. Okay. You're proving our point when we say that you're not very bright. You are proving our point. And the way that Jesus knew everything was he limited himself as a man, humbled himself, became a bond servant, was tempted at all points yet without sin, and he did everything that he did as a man in relationship with God. He didn't do what he did as God. He did what he did as a man. So, what did he say? So, he was not God. He did what he did as a man. Now, you need to understand this about Mike Todd, because he's a person who said, I'm sorry, Todd White, he's a person who says that we are gods. We're gods. That's him. Jesus is born of the Virgin Mary. He is born as a man. He's not born as God. He's God's son, but he had to do what he did as a man in order to make me right with God. If he were to say that he's fully man and fully God, I get that, but he is nullifying the fact that he was also God. So, he's just a man, just a man. That's pretty... Yeah, buckle up, Buttercup. Bankrupt. Oh, no, you're asking me. Yeah, I thought you were saying... I thought you were saying that Todd White was bankrupt. He is that also. He is biblically bankrupt. He is horrible, but people follow him. He's got a following. Why? Well, again, they have no discernment.  The Bible tells us in 2 Thessalonians 3.6... I mean, yeah, 2 Thessalonians 3.6. I'm sorry. Now, we commend you, brothers, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you keep away from any brother who was walking in idleness and not in accord with the vision that you receive from us. For you yourselves know how you ought to imitate us because we were not idle when we were with you. Now, these kind of people, stay away from them. Stay away from them. And Jesus... By the way, this isn't something new. Jesus said it was going to happen. He said, for false Christ and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders so as to mislead, if possible, even the very elect. Now, he's not saying that he's going to... He's saying that they're going to lead astray the elect, but if possible, if possible to lead astray the elect. Yeah, they do. They're looking out. By the way, guys, I figured out how to handle the comment section. I'll tell you all later how easy it was. But yeah, they're looking out for me, which is fine. Which is fine. I do care because I promise you this, guys, I really do care for them. They matter. My goals matter just as much as they matter. You matter. And so it's not to say that we don't have any concern or care for them. But at some point in time, Mr. Wolf, we're going to have to just put you to the side and deal with the sheep that you're biting, that you're attacking, that you're pulling away. We've got to also warn them that we warned them and what do they do? It's going to be difficult for one of them that has enriched themselves, that has gained fame and prominence to walk away from that because pride is something else. I can't say I was wrong. It's not likely to happen, but it can. It can. Typically, it's a fall that happens because what does the Bible say about pride? Well, it goes before the fall.  Listen, I can listen if I can write a book about a fall. My fall wasn't one of those. Have you ever just failed? It's like quick fall, slip, bam. That was it. No, not me. My fall was I failed and hit everything on the way down. And then when I failed and hit everything on the way down, everything that was still up came crashing down on top of me. That was a fall. I should write a book about the fall, about my fall. But when I got up, it wasn't the same way. You talk about a beat down that made me better. That's what I got. But it's as though, one, they avoid that. Two of those that have fallen, they'll ignore their fall. They'll glance over it. I want to stay in ministry. There's no repentance. Repentance. I'm not repenting for nothing. Listen, I got some ministry stuff to do. I got that.  There's some money I got to pick up. There's some folks that need to be talking about me. And so now the Bible describes these people. The Bible describes these people and it even also describes the people who follow them. He says this. Paul says this to Timothy in 2 Timothy 3 verse 1. He says, but realize this, that in the last days, difficult times will come for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, reviled, disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, irreconcilable. Well, no wonder they won't listen.  They don't want to talk to you. That's the biggest reason why. Hey, listen, I won't have a talk with you, brother. I won't have a talk with you. I don't want to talk to you. Well, because as the Bible says, irreconcilable. Let's continue. Malicious gossips without self-control, brutal, haters of good, treacherous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure, rather than lovers of God, holding to a form of godliness, although they have denied its power, avoid such men as these. Now I'll continue in a second. Thank you, Heidi.   You're jealous. Or someone even said, why are you? Now, this is when I went against calling out Jamal.  So if he were white, it'd be okay for me to call him out. You're silly and racist, if that's what you believe.  So no, that's not it. Let's continue with the scripture. He says, for among them are those who enter into households and take captive or captivate weak women way down with sins led by various impulses, always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.  A lot. And I know this for a fact that if you're up in the pulpit and you're preaching, there are always, it just is. It is what it is. Tell the truth.  I'd be dressed nice, and I'm preaching, and I heard one lady even say so much, go to say that I wish my husband was like that. Well, and so because a woman wants to have a man who is up, who's firm, who's forceful, who's leading, and maybe that's what it is with some of these women. We know it is one particular person, how he's made his rounds amongst the ladies, which is, hey, if that's what they like, and that's what you like, you know what, y'all have at it. You all over at New Birth have at it. Enjoy yourself, like the Jackson's. Enjoy yourself because the time is going to come when you won't be able to, at least when you're in hell. You can say, man, didn't we have a good time while you're wiping the sweat away and looking for some water while you're in torment? At least you'll have those memories. Now, I can tell you that the suffering of this world is not comparable to what we're going to have in heaven, so I would recommend that you get away from this particular person. I would recommend that you move away from this person and move to God. Even, listen, I don't care how great he says, how he sounds. The Bible tells us, he says, listen, even if we, or an angel, Paul says in Galatians, from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preach to you, let him be a curse. Now, that's the Bible saying this, that a person like these folks, the Bible is saying, let them be a curse. And they are preaching a different gospel. And it's, now we've got one more person who this guy is charismatic. He says things without thinking, but it doesn't matter because of folk. Who cares if it makes sense when we don't even read our Bible in the audience? The blood of Jesus, I need, prepare yourself. The blood of Jesus did not just erase the sins of transformation church. It did not just erase the sins of Christians. It did not even just erase the sins of believers. It erased the sins of the whole world. Sit with that, get ready, buckle your seat belt. Let me say something that's really strong.  Jesus already paid for that. I am preaching. No, you're not. No, you're not. You're actually not. His death, his shed blood did not pay the debt for everybody. It made available payment, expiation, propitiation for everyone. It made it available, but it absolutely did not cover or pay the debts for everyone. No, sir, you are not preaching, but let's hear some more of you. This is the word of God, people.  He knew we were going to see it. He knew he put us in a fallen world. He knew all the way back from the garden. We wouldn't be able to get this thing right. So he put a plan of forgiveness in place. And it kind of makes sense. What he says, that's the tricky part. When you hear this stuff, like, okay, I kind of, I can see what you're saying. That kind of, all right, all right, that, yeah. His voice did go up a few octaves in your camera. It did go up. I can see what he's saying.  We stand guilty before God, a holy just God because of our sin. And the reason why we cannot be with him forever, the goal is to be with him forever. The reason why we cannot be with him forever is because we've got this sin issue here. And so that's absolutely why we, now, our faith in what he's done in the payment of the, which is why a little bit of smidgen of bad doctrine can cause even further damage to the rest of your doctrine and anyone else that's listening. And so what his blood did, it paid a debt that's available by faith. If you place your faith in Christ and what he's done, that the blood that was shed was accepted by the Father, then yes, then you go.  And this is one of the thoughts I want to end with if it's okay. Jesus never reached his potential. Now, I know this is messed with a lot of people theology. Because since I've been young, everybody's like, Mike, you need to reach your potential. Everything that God said and put inside of you, it needs to happen. But when I studied the scriptures, he never reached his potential. One thing that all of these people have in common is they want to, listen, guys, when someone is trying to say something profound, something new, something you've never heard of, run, run, run, run. Now, just run. No explanation, just run. When he died up on the cross, he said three words. He said, it is finished. What was finished? Not his potential. Because he had the potential to overthrow Caesar. He had the potential to be a Roman guard. He had the potential to do all kinds of stuff. The thing that was finished was his purpose. You know what? You said a mouthful right here. You said, why not just preach the word of God? That is the power to say, why not? You know what? You deserve a gold star. You know why? Because it just makes too much sense. What makes much sense? But also, if I just preach the gospel, I don't look good. The gospel looks good. God does. I need to share in some of that glory. And so for that reason, I got to do more than just the gospel. But again, some of these people, some of the... He did a Jesus lover. He did a tag team. Some of these people, and they don't... Some of them either don't realize it or don't care. Studying the scriptures, going through them. No, stop. Listen, stop trying to find something new in the scriptures, guys. That... Why?  You ain't even dealt with the old stuff.  You got guys out there talking about they got brand new hip-hop demons and so forth out there that they had to get. It's... When I say it's crazy, again, though, guys, it's going to be... It's going to be this way, where sound doctrine is in the minority. Foolishness will be the majority. It'll be the mainstream. And I keep saying this stuff. Others so that we beware. And we cover sound doctrine. We also have to cover this foolishness. Someone said, just preach the gospel. Well, first of all, just preaching gospel necessarily requires covering this stuff. Remember, I didn't write it. Jude did. Jude said, I wanted to write you. Just talk about our common salvation. How good and awesome it is, but I found it necessary because some knuckleheads have creeped in trying to be slick and smooth and charismatic. They've creeped in.  To defend the gospel. To contend for the faith. That's what I want you to do. One of my favorite scriptures, though. It has become one of my favorite scriptures, though. It really has. It really has become one of my favorite scriptures or favorite grouping of scriptures. This is Paul's writing in 2 Timothy 4. Again, Paul's on his death bed. Paul is getting ready to die. Yeah, I'll cover this market. I'm going to cover this a little later about this hip hop, these hip hop, these urban demons. Again, there's food that's out there in the house. And it's by someone that I love. The person who said I love him dearly. He doesn't love me anymore. He doesn't love me anymore, which is fine. But it's okay. It's okay. Proverbs, you are right. But one of my favorite passages or grouping of passages is Paul writing in 2 Timothy. He says to preach the word. Verse 2, chapter 4, preach the word. He says, be ready in season out of season. Reprove, rebuke, and exhort with what complete patients and teaching, meaning keep doing it over and over and over and over and over again. It may not. Listen, somebody is going to get it. Somebody is going to get this. Someone say, I'm thankful. I wasn't even paying attention to what you, what they were saying. But now I see it. Thanks be to God. Now I got to ask this question. I got to ask this question. Why in the world are you so late? Matter of fact, why did you tell us you were late? You could just snuck in. You're honest. You're honest. Don't be late. Matter of fact, give me 10 push-ups for being late. You're not a kid. Thank you for being here, though, bro. I appreciate you. He says, listen, for the time will come when these people will not endure sound doctor. Tell me that's not now. But having itching ears, they will accumulate for themselves. Teachers will suit their own passion. He says, they're going to turn away from the truth. They're going to lead the truth. They'll want to hear the truth. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Matter of fact, tell me some more in those old lies to help me stop thinking about the truth. I don't want to hear the truth. I want a panacea. I want a sugar pill. I want something to make me feel good. You got some good drugs on you. I know it's messing me up. I know it's tearing me apart. But it makes me feel good. It makes my ears, makes my heart feel better. I got to go to work tomorrow. Can you give me something to make me feel better about when I go to work tomorrow? I don't have to deal with these people. But what does Paul say? And this is what I think is so cool for you folks to say we should not judge. Well, somebody needs to let Paul judge. Matter of fact, Paul was judging so good on his way out the door, out of the door, on his way to death. What's Paul doing? Paul is doing some judging. Verse 14 of chapter four, he says, Alexander, named him by name, the coppersmith did me great harm. The Lord will repay him according to his deeds. Beware of him, yourself, for he strongly opposed our message. You mean to tell me on his deathbed, he says, beware of Alexander. Now, on his way out, I'm going to let y'all know about this other wolf, about this other heretic. This other fall. Yeah, so are we to judge? Yes. Those of you who don't want to judge, that's fine. Sit at the side, let the fighters fight.  Let God handle it. Now, when God wants to start dealing with people, giving people crowns of resources, rewarding people for their work, their effort for their diligence, for their contending for the fate, don't get in that line. When it's an error, everybody line up who has defended the gospel, everyone line up who was not ashamed. Don't get in that line. Get in the back, get in the back and wait for everybody else for God to say, well done, my good and faithful servant. When he gets to you, pray.  Pray and hope that he doesn't look past you.  Pray that he does know you. Pray that you know him. Matter of fact, pray that you know him enough and love him enough that you will contend for his word. Pray that you develop a love for him more than you love these false prophets. Pray that you love the flock more than you love the wolf. Pray that you'll stop handing out candy and food and water for the wolf and go and help with the flock. Pray that you go and pray. Now you can pray for them. Pray for them that they don't pray P-R-E-Y on the flocking wall. Pray that you grow. Pray that you will be found diligent. Pray that you'll be found fighting for the gospel. Pray that God finds you as a believer. If not, you have no excuse. God help your soul.


as soon as that little planted seed of doubt is in there, it just, it can grow really fast or it can just grow after time, but once somebody gets that in there, it's like, oh boy, you can, and you can see them just tank. Yeah, I don't know why, but it just gives me like chills just like thinking about like all that work that you put in in the moment, you're just like the slightest bit of doubt. And then you're like, then you're not only trying to push through all the stuff that you're going through, you're trying to push through your own mental battle as well. And so I'm like, now you're like taking on two stressors at the same time. And I'm like, oh man, you have this internal and external battle that you're fighting.


Hello, hello, everyone. My name is Laura. This is my channel, Laura's Little Library, and welcome to today's video, which is going to be a shelf cleanup and Christmas decoration. Because we only spend give or take after Thanksgiving in our apartment, and then we actually go home for Christmas. So to be surrounded by my own Christmas decorations, I don't really get to do that. So I'm very much in the Christmas spirit. I've got my Christmas pants and and fuzzy socks. Um, so one thing now that I realized is as I'm taking down all of my fall decorations, I have a lot of, I have a lot more fall decorations than I have like winter decorations because fall is my favorite season. So I buy decorations every year, but I haven't really purchased any winter decorations ever. They've all either been gifted to me, or like I bought one a few years ago, or you know, like, I just don't have a lot. I'm gonna, it's mostly just gonna be decorating my bookshelves because that's what I do have, or decorations for my bookshelf, and yeah, I'm really excited. So let's get into it. For the shelf at the moment, either this year or possibly for next year I really want to get like a fake snow kind of thing. Kind of like the same materials, cotton balls, but like longer, just like fake snow to kind of put it on the bottom of the shelves. I think that would look really nice and give it a very good wintery feel. I also keep going back and forth on lights if I want to add lights to them because I have one cord of white lights. That would be very wintery. Still kind of playing around with it, but those are like all of my independent pieces to Christmas-y up my bookshelves. Thank you all very much for watching. If you liked this video, give it a thumbs up. Feel free to follow me on my bookish social medias down below. Also, hit the subscribe button. I post videos twice a week on Sundays and Wednesdays, but because it is December I will start posting bonus videos, so make sure you hit the bell so that you're notified when new videos go up. Otherwise, leave a comment down below if you like to seasonally decorate your shelves and what your favorite decoration is. That is it. Again, thank you all for watching and until I see you in the next video. I wish you happy reading!


THE CHAOS by Gerard Noltz-Trenite Red for LibriVox.org by Alan Davis Drake Dearest creature in creation, study English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Susie, busy.  Tear an eye, your dress will tear. So shall I, oh, hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and herd. Dies an diet, lord and word. Sword and sword, retain and Britain. Mind the latter how it's written. Now I surely will not plague you with such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak. Say break and stake, but bleak and streak. Coven oven, how and low. Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, daughter, laughter, and terpsickery. Typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles, exiles, similes, and reviles. Scholar, vicar, and cigar. Solar, mica, war, and far. One, anenomy, Balmoral. Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel. Gertrude, German, wind, and mind. Seen, melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet. Okay, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food. Nor is mold like should or would. Viscous, vicount, load, and broad. Toward, too forward, too reward.  Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous clamor. And enamer rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb. Doll and roll. And some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger. Neither does devour with clanger.  Haunt but aunt. Font front won't want, grand and grant. Shoes goes does. Now first say finger, and then say singer. Ginger, linger. Real zeal, mauve gauze, gouge, and gauge. Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very. Nor does fury sound like berry. Dust lost post, and doth cloth loath. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, we say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with defer. Phefer does, and zepher, hefer. Mint, pint, senate, and sedate. Dull bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific. Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, heave in heaven. Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed. People leopard, toe, but vowed. Mark the differences moreover between mover, cover, clover. Leaches, breeches, wise, precise. Chalice, but police, and lice. Camel, constable, unstable. Principal, discipline, label. Pedal, panel, and canal. Weight, surprise, plate, promise, pal. Worm, and storm. Shays, chaos, chair. Senator, spectator, mare. Tour, but hour, and sucker, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. See, idea, Korea, area. Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse, and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare, alien, with Italian. Dandelion, and battalion. Sally, with ally, yea, ye. Eye, eye, eye, eye, way, and key. Say, avir, but ever, fever. Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice, and device, and eerie. Face, but preface, nutty face.  Large, but target, gin give verging. Aught, out, joust, and scour, scurging. Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear. Do not rhyme with, here, but ere. Seven is right, but so is even. Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen.  Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work. Pronunciation, think of psyche. Is a pailing stout and spiky? Won't it make you lose your wits, writing grotes, and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel, strewn with stones, stowed solace, gunnel. Islington, the Nile of White, housewife, verdict, and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, though, through, plow, or doe, or cough. Pick-up has the sound of cup. My advice is, give it up. End of poem. This recording is in the public domain. The Chaos, by Gerard Nolst Trenete, read for LibriVox.org by Anna Roberts. Dearest creature in creation, study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse, sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Susie, busy.  Tear in your eye, your dress will tear. So shall I, oh, hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and herd, dyes and diet, Lord and word, sword and sword, retain and Britain. Mind the latter how it's written. Now I will surely not plague you with such words as plaque and egg. But be careful how you speak, say break and steak, but bleak and streak. Cloven, oven, how and low, script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, daughter, laughter, and Turkish core, typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles, exiles, similes, and reviles, scholar, vicar, and cigar, solar, mica, war, and far, one, anemone, ball, morale, kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel, Gertrude German, wind and mind, scene, melpamine, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, nor is mold like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, toward, to, forward, to, reward. And your pronunciations okay when you correctly say croquet, rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous, clamor, and enamer rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, doll, and roll, and sum, and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, neither does devour with clanger. Souls but fowl, haunt but ant, font, front, want, want, grand, and grant. Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, and then singer, ginger, linger. Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge, and gauge, marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with berry, nor does fury sound like berry. Dost, lost, post, and doth, cloth, loth. Job, knob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, we say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with defer. Foefer does, and zepher, heifer, mint, pint, senate, and sedate, dull, bull, and George VIII late, scenic, Arabic, pacific, science, conscience, scientific. Liberty library, heave in heaven, Rachel, ache, mustache, 11. We say hallowed but allowed, people, leopard, toad, but vowed. Mark the differences moreover between mover, cover, clover, leeches, breeches, wise, precise, chalice, but police, and lice, camel, constable, unstable, principal, disciple, label, petal, panel, and canal, weight, surprise, plate, promise, pal, worm and storm, chase, chaos, chair, senator, spectator, mayor, tour, but hour and sucker, fore, gas, alas, and Arkansas, sea, idea, Korea, area, psalm, maria, but malaria, youth, south, southern, cleansing clean, doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, dandelion, and battalion, sally with ally, yay, ye, eye, eye, eye, eye, way, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, neither, leisure, skein, deceiver, heron, granary, canary, crevice, and device, and airy, face, but preface, not efface, flem, phlegmatic, ass, glass, base, large, but target, gin, give, verging, ought, out, joust, and scour, scourging, ear, but earn, and wear, and tear, do not rhyme with here, but air, seven is right, but so is even, hyphen, roughen, nephew, Steven, monkey, donkey, Turk, and jerk, ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work. Pronunciation, think of psyche, is a paling stout and spiky, won't it make you lose your wits, writing grotes, and saying grits? It's a dark abyss, or tunnel, strewn with stones, stowed, soulless, gunwale, Islington, an isle of white, housewife, verdict, and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, though, through, plow, or doe, or cough, hick-off has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up. End of poem. This recording is in the public domain. The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trinite, read for LibriVox.org by Carol Struppling. Dearest creature in creation, study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Susie, busy.  Tear in eye, your dress will tear, so shall I, oh, hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and herd. Dies in diet, lord, and word. Sword and sword retain in Britain. Mind the latter how it's written. Now I surely will not plague you with such words as plaque and egg you, but be careful how you speak. Say break and stake, but bleak and streak. Cloven, oven, howl, and low, script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, daughter, laughter, and turpsickery, typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles, exiles, similes, and reviles, scholar, vicar, and cigar, solar, mica, war, and far. One, anemone, malmoral, kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel, Gertrude, German, wind, and mind, scene, melpomony, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, boquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, nor is mold like should and would. Viscous, vicount, load, and broad, tward, too forward, too reward.  Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve, friend, and fiend, alive, and live. Ivy, privy, famous, clamor, and enamor, rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, balm, comb, doll, and roll, and sum, and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, neither does devour with clanger. Souls but fowl, haunt but ant, font front want, want grand and grant. Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, and then singer, ginger, linger. Real zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge, engage, marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, nor does fury sound like berry. Dust lost post, and doth cloth loathe, job nabuzum, transum, oath. Though the differences seem little, we say actual but vital. Refer does not rhyme with defer, fefer does and zefer, hefer, mint, pint, cinnit, and sedate. Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, heave, and heaven. Rachel, ache, mustache, eleven. We say howlode, but allowed. People, leopard, toad, but vowed. Mark the differences moreover between mover, cover, clover. Leaches, breeches, wise, precise. Chalice, but police, and lice. Camel, constable, unstable. Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal. Weight, surprise, plat, promise, pal. Worm and storm. Shays, chaos, chair. Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but hour, and sucker, for. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse, and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, dandelion, and battalion. Sally with ally, ye ye, ay, ay, ay, way, and key. Say, aver, but ever, fever, neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice, and device, and airy. Face, but preface, not efface.  Large, but target, gin, give, verging. Ott, out, joust, and scour, scurging. Ear, but urn, and wear, and tear. Do not rhyme with here, but air. Seven is right, but so is even. Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen.  Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work. Pronunciation? Think of psyche. Is a paling, stout, and spiky? Won't it make you lose your wits? Riding grotes and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel, strewn with stone, stowed, solace, gunnel. Islington, an isle of white. Housewife, verdict, and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough? Though, through, plow, or doe, or cough. Hiccup has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up. End of poem. This recording is in the public domain. The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenete Read for LibriVox.org by David Lawrence November 30, 2008 in Brampton, Ontario Dearest creature in creation Study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse I will keep you Susie busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Cheer an eye, your dress will tear So shall I, oh hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dyes and diet, lord and word Sword and sward Retain in Britain Mind the latter how it's written Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and egg you But be careful how you speak Say break and steak But bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how, and lo Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe Hear me say devoid of trickery Daughter laughter and tripsickery Typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles Exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, vicar, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One, anemone, belmoral Kitchen, lichen Laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind, and mind Seen, mopomene, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Bouquet, wallet, mallet, charet Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mold like should and would Mishis, vicount, load, and broad Tward to forward to reward And your pronunciations okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve Friend and fiend, alive, and live Ivy, privy, famous Clammer and enamer, rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll, unroll, and sum, and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devour with clanger Souls but foul, haunt but ant Font, front, won't want Grand and grant Shoes, goes, does Now first say finger And then singer, ginger, linger Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge, and gauge Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with berry Nor does fury sound like berry Dust, lost, post, and doth Cloth, clothe, job, knob, bosom, transom, oath Though the differences seem little We say actual, but vital Referred is not rhyme with defer Folfer does, and zepher, heifer Mint, pint, senate, and sedate Dull, bull, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific, science Conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave, and heaven Rachel, ache, mustache, eleven We say hallowed, but allowed People, leopard, toad, but vowed Mark the differences more over Between mover, cover, clover Leaches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police, and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Pettle, panel, and canal Weight, surprise, plate, promise, pal Worm and storm Chase, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but hour, and sucker Four, gas, alas, and Arkansas Sea, idea, Korea, area Somme, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern Cleans and clean Doctrine, turpentine, marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with a lie Ye, ye, eye, eye Eye A, way, and key Say ever, but ever, fever Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver Heron, granary, canary Crevice, and device, and airy Face, but preface, naughty face Flem, phlegmatic, ass, glass, base Large, but target, gin, give, verging Aut, out, joust, and scour, scourging Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme with here, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, ruffin, nephew Stephen Monkey, donkey, turk, and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work Pronunciation, think of psyche Is it pailing, stout, and spiky? Won't it make you lose your wits, writing grotes, and saying grits? It's a dark abyss, or tunnel Stewn with stones, stowed, soulless, gunnel Islington, an isle of white Housewife, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough? Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough Hiccup has a sound of cup My advice is to give it up This poem is in the public domain Susie, busy, make your head with heat to grow dizzy Tear in eye, your dress will tear So shall I, oh hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dies, and diet, lord, and word Sword and sword, retain, and Britain Mind the latter, or how it's written And I surely will not plague you with words Such as plaque, and acue But be careful how you speak Say break, and stake, but a bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how, and lo Script, receipt, poem, and toe Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and tepsichery Typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles Exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, vicar, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One, anemone, bar moral Kitchen like, and laundry, and laurel Gertrude, German, wind, and mind Seen, malemony, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood, and not like food Nor is mould like should and would Viscous, thy count, load and broad Toward, to forward, to reward And your pronunciation's okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve Friend and fiend, alive and live Ivy, privy, famous Clammer and enama, rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb Cone, doll and roll And sum and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devour with clangour Souls, but fowl, haunt, but aren't Font, front Want, want, grant and grant Shoes, goes, does Now first say finger And then say singer Ginger, linger Real, zeal, mauve, gauze Gouge, engage Marriage, foliage, mirage and age Query does not rhyme with berry Nor does fury sound like berry Dost, lost, post and doth Cloth, loathe Job, knob, bosom, transome, oath Though the differences seem little We say actual, but victual Refer does not rhyme with deffer Fofa does and zeffir, heffir Mint, pint, senate and sedate Dull, bull, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven We say hallowed, but allowed People, leopard, toad, but vowed Mark the differences, moreover Between mover, cover, clover Leaches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Petal, panel and canal Weight, surprise, plat, promise, pal Worm and storm Shays, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mayor Tall, but hour and sucker fall Gas, alas, and Arkansas Sea, idea, career, area Sam, maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean Doctrine, turpentine Marine, compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally, with ally, yea, ye Eye, eye, eye, eye, way and key Say, avar, but ever, fever Neither, leisure, scheme, deceiver Heron, granary, canary, crevice And device and airy Face, but preface, not a face Flem, phlematic, ass, glass, base Large, but target Gin, give, verging Aught, out, joust, and scour Scurging, ear, but earn and wear and tear And do not rhyme with here, but ere Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, roughen Nephew, Stephen Monkey, donkey, turk and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work Pronunciation, think of psyche, is paling stout and spiky Won't it make you lose your wits, writing grotes and saying grits It's a dark abyss or tunnel, strewn with stones, stowed, solace and quill Islington and Isle of Wight, housewife, verdict and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough Hiccup has the sound of cup My advice is to give up End of poem This poem recording is in the public domain Dearest creature in creation, study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse, sound like corpse, core, horse, and worse I will keep you, Susie, busy, make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear in eye, your dress will tear, so shall I, oh, hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dyes and diet, lord and word Sword and sword, retain and Britain Mind the latter, how it's written Now I surely will not plague you, with such words as plaque and ague But speak careful how you speak, say break and stake, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and lo, script, receipt, show, poem, and toe Hear me say, devoid of trickery, daughter, laughter, and terpsichory Typhoid, measles, top sails, ails, exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, bitter, and cigar, solar, mica, war, and far One, anemone, Balmoral Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind, and mind, scene, melpimini, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet, bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood are not like food, nor is mould like chud and woods Viscous, vicount, load, and broad, toward, to forward, to reward And your pronunciation's okay, when you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, friend and fiend, alive and live Ivy, privy, famous, clamor, and enamer, rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, balm, calm, doll and roll, and sum, and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger, neither does devourer, with clanger Souls but fowl, hound, but aunt Font, front, want, want, grant, and grant Shoes, goes, does Now first say finger, and then singer, ginger, linger Real, zeal, mob, gauze, gauge, engage Marriage, foliage, marriage, and age Creery does not rhyme with very, nor does fairy sound like berry Dust, lost, post, and doth, clothe, loose Job, knob, bosom, transom, oath Though the differences seem little, we say actual, but little Refer does not rhyme with defer, feather does, and zepher, heifer Mint, pint, senate, and sedate Doll, ball, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific, science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave, and heaven Rachel, ache, mustache, eleven We say hallowed, but allowed People, leopard, toad, but vowed Mark the differences, moreover, between mover, cover, clover Leeches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police, and lies Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Petal, panel, and canal Way to price, plate, promise, pall Worm and storm, shades, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but hour, and sucker Four, gas, alas, and Arkansas Sea, idea, Korea, area Psalm, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern, cleanse, and clean Doctrine, turpentine, marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally was ally Yay, yay Eye, eye Eye, eye Way and K Say a ver, but ever, fever Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver Heron, granary, canary Crevice, and device, and airy Face, but preface, nuts efface Flem, flugmanic As, glass, base Large, but target Gin, give, verging Ought, out, joust, and scour, scorching Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme, with hear, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, roughen Nephew, Steven Monkey, donkey, turk, and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work Pronunciation, think of psyche Is a pailing, stout, and spiky Won't it make you lose your wits, writing grotes, and saying grits It's a dark abyss, or tunnel Strewn with stones, stowed, soulless gunwill Eislington, an isle of white Housewife, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough Here cup, has the sound of cup My advice is give it up End of poem This recording is in the public domain The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trinity Read for LibriVox by Lars Rolander Dearest creature in creation Study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, course, horse, and worse I will keep you, Susie, busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear in eye, your dress will tear Social eye, oh, hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dice and diet Lord and word Sword and sword retain and written Mind the latter how it's written Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and egg you But be careful how you speak Say break and stake, but bleak and streak Cloven oven, how and low Script, receipt, show, poem, and tow Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and terpsichory Typhoid measles, top sails, ails Exile similis, and revails Scholar, wicker, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One, anamone, balmoral Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind, and mind Seen, melk, pomeen, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballot Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mould like chud and wood Vicious why count load and broad To ward, to forward, to reward And your pronunciations okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve Friend and fiend, alive, and live Ivy privy, famous, clamour And enamer, rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll, and roll, and sum, and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devour with clanger Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font, front, won't, want, grant, and grant Shoes goes thus, now first say finger And then singer, ginger, linger Real seal, morph, gorse, gorge, and gauge Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with berry Nor does fury sound like berry Dost, lost, post, and doth Ploss, loathe, job, knob, bosom, transom, oath Though the differences seem little We say actual but little Refer does not rhyme with defer Fuffer does and siffer heffer Mint, pint, senate, and sedate Doll, bull, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific, science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave, and heaven Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven We say hallowed but allowed People leopard, toad, but wowed Mark the differences moreover Between mover, cover, clover Leeches, preaches, wise, precise Chalice, but police, and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Petal, panel, and canal Weight, surprise, plate, promise, pal Worm and storm, chess, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mare Tour, but hour, and so cool, fall Gas, alas, and arcanso Sea, idea, Korea, area Sa, Maria, Matt, malaria Youth, south, southern, cleanse, and clean Doctrine, turpentine, marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with alley Je, ye Eye, eye, eye, eye, way, and key Say over, whatever, fever Neither, letcher, skein, deceiver Heron, granary, canary Cravis, and device, and airy Face, but preface, not efface Flag, phlegmatic, as glass, bass Large, but target, gin, gib, verging Ought, out, just, and score, scorching Air, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme with hair, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hype, and rough, and nephew, Stephen Monkey, donkey, Turk, and jerk Ask grass, wasp, and cork, and work Pronunciation, think of psyche Is appalling stout, and spiky Won't it make you lose your wits Writing, growls, and saying grits It's a dark abyss, or tunnel Stroom with stones, stowed so last Gunwell Islington, an isle, a witt Housewife, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough Though, throw, plow, or doe, or cuff Hiccup has the sound of cup My advice is to give up End of poem This recording is in the public domain The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenite Read for LibriVox.org by Mark Smith Dearest creature in creation, study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse I will keep you, Susie, busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear and I, your dress will tear So shall I, oh hear my prayer Just compare, heart, beard, and herd Dies and diet, lord and word Sword and sward, retain and Britain Mind the latter, how it's written Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and egg you But be careful how you speak Say break and stake, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and lo Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and turpsickery Typhoid, measles, topsoils, aisles Exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, vicar, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One, anemone, Balmoral Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind in mind Seen, melpomony, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Boquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mould like should in wood Viscous, vicount, load, and broad Toward, to forward, to reward And your pronunciation's okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve Friend and fiend, alive and live Ivy, privy, famous, clamour And enamer, rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll, enroll, and summon home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devour with clanger Souls but fowl, haunt but ant Font, front, want, want, grand and grant Shoes, goes, does Now, first say finger And then singer, ginger, linger Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge, engage Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with very Nor does fury sound like berry Dust, lost, post, and Doth, cloth, loathe Job, knob, bosom, transom, oath Though the differences seem little We say actual, but viddle Refer does not rhyme with deffer Pheffer does and zeffer, heffer Mint, pint, senate, and sedate Dull, bull, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave in heaven Rachel, ache, mustache, eleven We say hallowed, but allowed People, leopard, toad, would vowed Mark the differences moreover Between mover, cover, clover Leaches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police, and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Petal, panel, and canal Weight, surprise, plate, promise, pal Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but hour, and sucker, for Gas, alas, and Arkansas Sea, idea, Korea, area Psalm, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean Doctrine, turpentine Marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with ally Ye, ye, eye, eye, eye, eye, way, and key Say a ver, but ever, fever Neither leisure, skein, deceiver Heron, granary, canary Crevice, and device, and airy Face, but preface, not efface Flem, phlegmatic, ass, glass, base Large, but target Gin, give, verging Aught, out, joust, and scour, scurging Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme with here, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen Monkey, donkey, Turk, and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work Pronunciation Think of psyche Is a paling stout and spiky? Won't it make you lose your wits writing grotes and saying grits? It's a dark abyss, or tunnel, strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunnel Islington, an isle of white, housewife, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough? Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough Hiccup has the sound of cup My advice is to give up End of poem This recording is in the public domain The Chaos by Gérard Nolstronite Read for LibriVox.org by Margaret Brachon Dearest creature in creation, study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse I will keep you, Susie, busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear an eye, your dress will tear Social eye, oh, hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dyes and diet, lord, and word Sword and sword, retain, and Britain Mind the latter, how it's written Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague But be careful how you speak Say break and stake, but gleek and streak Cloven oven, howl, and lo Script, receipt, show poem, and toe Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and terpsickery Typhoid measles, top sails, aisles Eggs aisles, similes, and reviles Scholar, vicar, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One anemone, Balmoral Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind, and mind Seen melpomene, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flutter, not like food Nor is mold like chudden wood Viscous, bicount, load, and bra Toward to forward to reward And your pronunciation's okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve Friend and fiend, alive, and live Ivy, privy, famous clamor And a nama rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll and roll and summon home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devour with clanger Souls but fowl, haunt but ant Font, front, won't, want, grant, and grant Shoes, goes, does Now first say finger And then singer, ginger, linger Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge, engage Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with berry Nor does fury sound like berry Dust, lost, post, and doth cloth loathe Job, knob, bosom, trance, some oath Though the differences seem little We say actual, but viddle Refer does not rhyme with deffer Fuffer does, but zeffer heffer Mint, pint, senate, and sedate Dole, bull, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave, and heaven Rachel, ache, mustache, eleven We say hallowed but allowed People, leopard, toad, but bowed Mark the differences moreover Between mover, cover, clover Leeches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police, and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, but disciple, label Pedal, panel, and canal Weight, surprise Plate, promise, pow Worm and storm Chase, chaos chair Senator, spectator, mayor Torbid hour in sucker four Gas, alas, in Arkansas Sea, idea, Korea area Sam, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern, cleans and clean Doctrine, turpentine, marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with ally, yeah, yee Eye, eye, eye, eye, way, and key Say avar, but ever, fever Neither leisure, sky, and deceiver Heroine, granary, canary Crevice, and device, and airy Face, but preface, not a face Flem, phlegmatic, ass, glass, base Large, but target, gin, give, verging Ott, out, joust, and scour, scourging Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme with here, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, rough, and nephew, Stephen Monkey, donkey, turk, and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work Pronunciation, think of psyche Is appaling, stout, and spiky Won't it make you lose your wits Writing, grotes, and saying grits It's a dark abyss or tunnel Stroom with stone, stone, soulless gunnel Islington, an aisle of white Housewife, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough Though through plough, or dough, or cough Hiccup has the sound of cup My advice is to give it up End of the Chaos This recording is in the public domain I will teach you, in my verse, Sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse I will keep you, Susie, busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear and eye your dress will tear So shall I, oh hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dies and diet, lord, and word Sword and sword, retain and Britain Mind the latter how it's written Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague But be careful how you speak Say break and stake, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how and lo Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and terpsickery Typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles Exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, visor, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One, anemone, Balmoral Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind and mind Scene, melpomony, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Bokeh, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mold like should and would Viscous, viscount, load and broad Toard, too forward, too reward And your pronunciation's okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve Friend and fiend, alive and live Ivy, privy, famous, clamor And enamorine with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll and roll, and sum, and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devour with clanger Souls but foul, haunt but ant Font, front, want, want, grand, and grant Shoes, goes, does Now first say finger And then singer, ginger, linger Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge Marriage, foliage, mirage and age Query does not rhyme with very Nor does fury sound like berry Dust, lost, post and doth Cloth, loath Job, knob Bosom, transom, oath Though the differences seem little We say actual, but vital Refer does not rhyme with defer Fulfur does, and zepher, heifer Mint, pint, senate and sedate Doll, bull, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave and heaven Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven We say hallowed, but allowed People, leopard, toad, but vowed Mark the differences moreover Between mover, cover, clover Leaches, breeches, wise, precise Shallows, but police and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Petal, panel, and canal Weight, surprise Plate, promise, pal Worm and storm Chase, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but hour and sucker Four, gas, alas, and Arkansas Sea, idea, Korea, arena Somme, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern Cleans and clean Doctrine, terpentine, marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with alley Ye, yay Eye, eye A, eye Way and key Say avir, but ever Fever Neither Leisure Skaen Deceiver Heron Granary Canary Crevice and device and airy Face, but preface, not a face Flem, flamatic, ass, glass, bass Large, but target Gin, give, verging Aught, out, joust, and scour, scourging Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme with here, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen Ruffin Nephew Stephen Monkey Donkey Turk and jerk Ask Grasp Wasp And cork and work Pronunciation Think of psyche Is a paling, stout and spiky Won't it make you lose your wits Writing grotes and saying grits It's a dark abyss or tunnel Strewed with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale Islington, an isle of white Housewife, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough Though, through, plow, or doe, or cough Hick-off has the sound of cup My advice is give it up End of poem This recording is in the public domain The Chaos by Gerard Nuls Trinete Read for LibriVox.org by Rhonda Federman Dearest creature in creation Study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse I will keep you Susie busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear in eye your dress will tear So shall I Oh, hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dies in diet, lord, and word Sword and sword, retain, and Britain Mind the latter, how it's written Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague But be careful how you speak Say break and stake But bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how, and low Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and terpsickery Typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles Exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, vicar, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One, anemone, Balmoral Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind, and mind Scene, melpomene, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mold like should and would Vicious, vicount, load and broad Tord, to forward, to reward And your pronunciations okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve Friend and fiend, alive and live Ivy, privy, famous Clammer and enammer, rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll and roll, and some and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devour with clanger Souls but fowl, haunt, but dance Font, front, won't want Grand and grant Shoes, goes, does Now first say finger And then singer, ginger, linger Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge, engage Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with berry Nor does fury sound like berry Dust, lost, post and doth Cloth, loathe Job, knob, bosom, transom, oath Though the difference seems little We say actual, but little Refer does not rhyme with deffer Pfeffer does and zeffer heffer Mint, pint, senate and sedate Doll, bull, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave, and heaven Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven We say hallowed, but allowed People, leopard, toad, but vowed Mark the difference moreover Between mover, cover, clover Leaches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principle, disciple, label Pedal, panel, and canal Wait, surprise, plate, promise, pal Worm and storm, chase, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but hour, and sucker, four Gas, alas, and Arkansas Sea, idea, Korea, area Somme, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern Cleans and clean Doctrine, turpentine Marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with alley Ye, ye, eye, eye, ae, eye Way and key Say a ver, but ever fever Neither leisure, skein, deceiver Heron, granary, canary Crevice and device and arry Face but preface, not a face Flem, phlegmatic, ass, glass, base Large but target, gin give verging Aught out joust and scour, scurging Ear but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, ruffin, nephew Stephen Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work Pronunciation, think of psyche Is a paling, stout and spiky Won't it make you lose your wits Writing grotes and saying grits It's a dark abyss or tunnel Strune with stones, stowed, solace, gunwell Islington, an isle of white Housewife, verdict and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough Hickoff has the sound of cup My advice is to give up End of poem This recording's in the public domain The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trinity Read for LibriVox.org by Sergio Baldelli Dearest creature in creation Study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, cause, horse, and worse I will keep you Susie busy Make your head with a heat-grown dizzy Tear in eye, your dress with tear So shall I, oh, hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dyes and diet, lord and word Sword and sword, retain and Britain Mind the letter, how it's written Now, I surely will not plague you with such words As the plaque and egg you But be careful, how you speak Say break and stake, but bleak and streak Cloven oven, how and low Script, receipt, show, poem, and a tow Hear me say, divide of a trickery Daughter, laughter, and topsycary Typhoid, measles, topsells, aisles Exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, vicar, and cigar Solar, Mike, war, and far One, anemone, malmoral Kitchen like a laundry lorry Gertrude, German, wind and mind Sin, melpomene, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mode like shoot and wood Viscous, vicar, load and broad Toward, to forward, to reward And your pronunciation's okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve Friend and fiend, alive, and live Ivy, privy, famous Clemmer, and enema Rhyme with a hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll and roll, and some and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devourer with the clanger Souls but foul, haunt but aunt Font to frown, to woe, and to want To grand and grant Shoes goes does Now first say finger And then singa, ginga, linga Real, zeal, mauve, goes, gouge, and gauge Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with verry Nor does fury sound like berry Dust, lost post, and doth cloth loath Job, knob, bosom, transom, oath Though the differences seem little We say actual but little Refer does not rhyme with the defer Phephodars and Zephyr, heifer Mint, pint, sanit, and sedate Doll, bull, and gorge, it laid Scenic, Arabic, Pacific Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave, and heaven Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven We say hello'd but loud People, leopard, toad, but vow'd Mark the differences, morova Between mover, carver, clover Leaches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police, and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Petal, panel, and canal Weight, surprise, plait, promise, pal Worm and storm, sheis, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mare Tour, Batawa, and Saka, four Gas, las, and Arkansas Sea, idea, career, area Swarm, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern, cleanse, and clean Doctrine, turpentine, marine Compare, alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with lye, ye, ye, eye, eye Eye, eye, way, and key Say ever, but ever, fever Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver Heron, Grandry, canary Crevice, and device, and airy Face, but preface, not efface Flem, phlegmatic, ass, glass, base Large, but target, gin, give Virgin, ute, out, joust, and scour, scourging Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme with here, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Steven Monkey, donkey, turk, and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work Pronunciation, think of Psyche Is a paling stout and spiky?  Writing grotes, and a saying grits It's a darker bis, or tunnel Stroom with stones, stowed, solace, gunnel Islington, and Isle of Wight Hasif, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough? Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough Hiccup has the sound of a cup, my advice Is to give up End of poem, this recording is in the public domain The Chaos by Gerard Nolst-Trenite Read for LibriVox.org by Tricia G Dearest creature in creation Study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, core, horse, and worse I will keep you, Susie, busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear in eye, your dress will tear So shall I, oh, hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and herd Dies and diet, Lord and word Sword and sword, retain and Britain Mind the latter how it's written Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague But be careful how you speak Say break and stake, but bleak and streak Cloven, oven, how, and lo Script, receipt, show, poem, and tow Hear me say, devoid of trickery Daughter, laughter, and terpsichore Typhoid, measles, top sails, aisles Exiles, similes, and reviles Scholar, vicar, and cigar Solar, mica, war, and far One, anemone, Balmoral Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel Gertrude, German, wind, and mind Scene, melpomene, mankind Billet does not rhyme with ballet Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet Blood and flood are not like food Nor is mold like should and would Viscous, vicount, load and broad Toured to forward to reward And your pronunciations okay When you correctly say croquet Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve Friend and fiend, alive and live Ivy, privy, famous, clamor And enamor rhyme with hammer River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb Doll and roll, and sum, and home Stranger does not rhyme with anger Neither does devourer with clanger Souls but foul, haunt but ant Font, front, won't, want, grant, and grant Shoes, goes, does Now first say finger And then singer, ginger, linger Real, zeal, mow, gauze, gouge, and gauge Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age Query does not rhyme with berry Nor does fury sound like berry Dust, lost, host, and doth, cloth, loaf Job, knob, bosom, transom, oath Though the differences seem little We say actual but vital Refer does not rhyme with deffer Pfeffer does and zeffer heffer Mint, pint, senate, and sedate Doll, bowl, and george ate late Scenic, arabic, pacific Science, conscience, scientific Liberty, library, heave, and heaven Rachel, ache, mustache, eleven We say hallowed but allowed People, leopard, toad, but vowed Mark the differences moreover Between mover, cover, clover Leaches, breeches, wise, precise Chalice, but police, and lice Camel, constable, unstable Principal, disciple, label Peddle, panel, and canal Weight, surprise, plate, promise, pal Worm and storm Chase, chaos, chair Senator, spectator, mayor Tour, but hour, and suker, four Gas, alas, and Arkansas Sea, idea, Korea, area Psalm, Maria, but malaria Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean Doctrine, turpentine, marine Compare alien with Italian Dandelion and battalion Sally with ally, ye, ye I, I, a, a, way, and key Say ever, but ever, fever Neither leisure, skein, deceiver Heron, greenery, canary Crevice, and device, and airy Face, but preface, not a face Flem, phlegmatic, ass, glass, base Large, but target, gin, give, verging Ott, out, joust, and scour, scourging Ear, but earn, and wear, and tear Do not rhyme with here, but air Seven is right, but so is even Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen Monkey, donkey, turk, and jerk Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork, and work Pronunciation, think of psyche Is a pailing stout and spiky? Won't it make you lose your wits? Writing grotes and saying grits It's a dark abyss or tunnel Strune with stones, stowed, solace, gunnel Islington and Isle of White Housewife, verdict, and indict Finally, which rhymes with enough Though, through, plow, or doe, or cough Pickup is the sound of cup My advice is to give up End of poem, this recording is in the