CHAPTER V. OF GENTLE JULIA Although Noble had saluted the old couple so crossly, thus unconsciously making them, as he made the sidewalk proxy for Mr. Atwater, so to speak, yet the sight of them penetrated his outer layers of preoccupation, and had an effect upon him. In the midst of his suffering his imagination paused for a shudder. What miserable old grey shadows those two were. Thank heaven he and Julia could never be like that. And in the haze that rose before his mind's eye he saw himself leading Julia through years of adventure and far parts of the world. There were glimpses of him fighting grotesque figures on the edge of Himalayan precipices at dawn, while Julia knelt by the tent on the glacier and prayed for him. He saw head-waiters bowing him and Julia to tables in strange foreign cafes. And when they were seated and he had ordered dishes that amazed her, he would say in a low voice, Don't look now, but do you see that heavy-shouldered man with the insignia sitting with that adventurous and those eight officers who are really his guards? Don't be alarmed, Julia, but I am here to get that man. Perhaps you remember what your father once said of me. Now, when what I have to do here is done, perhaps you may wish to write home and mention a few things to that old man. And then a boy's changing voice seemed to sound again close by. He said he just could stand the smell of some cigarettes, but if you burn any more yours on his porch, and Noble came back miserably to town again. From an upper window of a new stucco house, two maidens of nineteen peered down at him. The shade of a striped awning protected the window from the strong sun and the maidens from the sight of man. The latter protection, being especially fortunate, since they were preparing to take a conversational afternoon nap, were robed with little substance, and their heads appeared to be antlered, for they caught sight of Noble just as they were preparing to put on soak-and-lace things they called caps on their heads. Who's that? the visiting one asked. It's Noble Dill. He's kind of one of the crowd. Is he nice? Oh, sort of. Kind of shambles around. Looks like last year's straw hat to me, the visiting one giggled. Oh, he tries to dress, lately, that is, but he never did know how. Looks mad about something. Yes, he is one of the ones in love with that Julia Atwater I told you about. Has he got any chance with her? Noble Dill? Mercy. Is he much in love with her? Much. Murder. The visiting one turned from the window and yawned. Come on, let's lie down and talk about some of that nice ones. The second house beyond this was. It was the house of Julia. And what a glamour of summer light lay upon it, because it was the house of Julia. The texture of the sunshine came under a spell here. Glowing flakes of amber were afloat. A powder of opals and rubies fell silently adrizzled through the trees. The very air changed, beating faintly with a fairy music, for breathing it was breathing sorcery. Elphin symphonies went tinkling through it. The grass in the next yard to Julia's was just grass, but every blade of grass in her yard was cut of jewels. Julia's house was also the house of that person who, through some ungovernable horseplay of destiny, happened to be her father. And this gave the enchanted spot a background of lurking cyclone. No one could tell at what instant there might rise above the rosy pleasant's, a funnel-shaped cloud. With young Herbert's injurious narrative fresh in his mind, Noble quickened his steps, but as he reached the farther fence-post, marking the southward limit of Mr. Atwater's property, he halted short, startled beautifully. Through the open front door just passed a voice had called his name, a voice of such arresting sweetness that his breath stopped like his feet. O Noble it called again. He turned back, and anyone who might have seen his face then would have known what was the matter with him, and must have been only the more sure of it because his mouth was open. The next instant, the adequate reason for his disorder, came lightly through the open door and down to the gate. Julie was kind, much too kind. She had heard that her Aunt Harriet and her Uncle Joe were frequently describing Mr. Atwater's most recent explosion to other members of the extensive Atwater Family League, and though she had not discovered how Aunt Harriet and Uncle Joe had obtained their material yet, in Julia's way of wording her thoughts, an account of the episode was all over town, and she was almost certain that by this time Noble Dill had heard it. And so, lest he should suffer, the two gentle creatures seized the first opportunity to cheer him up. That was the most harmful thing about Julia. When anybody liked her, even Noble Dill, she couldn't bear to have him worried. She was the sympathetic princess who wouldn't have her puppy's tail chopped off all at once, but only a little at a time. I just happened to see you going by, she said, and then, with an astounding perfection of seriousness, she added the question, did you mind my calling to you and stopping you, Noble? He leaned, drooping upon the gate-post, seeming to yearn toward it. His expression was such that this gate-post need not have been surprised if Noble had known to. Oh, I know! he said, hoarsely. No, I don't have to be back at the office any particular time. No. I just wanted to ask you, she hesitated. Well, it really doesn't amount to anything. It's nothing so important. I couldn't have spoken to you about it some other time. Well, said Noble, and then on the spur of the moment he continued darkly. There might not be any other time. How do you mean, Noble? He smiled faintly. I'm thinking of going away. This was true. Nevertheless, it was the first time he had thought of it. Going away, he repeated, in a murmur, from this old town.  You mean for good, Noble? She asked in a low voice, although no one knew better than she what trouble such performances often cost her. Later. Noble, you don't mean. He made a vocal sound, conveying recklessness, something resembling a reckless laugh. I might go any day, just as it happens to strike me. But where to, Noble? I don't—well, maybe to China. China! she cried in amazement. Why, Noble, tell! There's lots of openings in China. He said a white man can get a commission in the Chinese army any day. And so she said, you mean you'd rather be an officer in the Chinese army than stay here? With that she bit her lip and averted her face for an instant, then turned to him again. Quite calm. Julie could not help doing these things. She was born that way, and no punishment changed her. Julia! the dazzled Noble began, but it stopped with this beginning, his voice seeming to have exhausted itself upon the name. When do you think you'll start? she asked. His voice returned. I don't know just when, he said, and he began to feel a little too much committed to the sudden plan of departure, and to wonder how it had come about. I haven't said any day, exactly.  Not yet, exactly, he said, and was conscious of a distaste for China as something unpleasant and imminent. I thought I'd wait till—till it was certain I would go. When will that be, Noble? And in spite of herself, Julia spoke in the tone of one who controls herself to ask and calmness. Is my name on the list for the guillotine? Well, he said, it'll be as soon as I've made up my mind to go. I probably won't go before then, not till I've made up my mind to. But you might do that any day, might you? Noble began to feel relieved. He seemed to have hit upon a way out. Yes, and then I'd be gone, he said firmly, but probably I wouldn't go at all unless I decided to. This seemed to save him from China, and he added recklessly. I guess I wouldn't be missed much around this old town if I did go. Yes, you would, Julia said quickly. Your family'd miss you, and so would everybody. Julia, you wouldn't. She laughed lightly. Of course I should, and so would Papa. Noble released the gate-post and appeared to slant backward. What? Papa was talking about you this very morning at breakfast, she said, and she spoke the truth.  He did? Julia nodded suddenly. He dreamed that you and he were the very greatest friends. This was also true. So far as it went, she only omitted to state that Mr. Atwater had gone on to classify his dream as a nightmare. There, she cried, why, of course, he'd miss you. He'd miss you as much as he'd miss any friend of mine that comes here. Noble felt a sudden rush of tenderness toward Mr. Atwater. It is always possible to misjudge a man for a few hasty words, and Julia went on quickly. I never saw anybody like you, Noble Till. She exclaimed, I don't suppose there's anybody in the United States except you that would be capable of doing things like going off to be an officer in the Chinese Army. All just any minute like this. I've always decided you were about the most reckless man I know. Noble shook his head. No, he said judiciously. I'm not reckless.  Julia became grave. Don't you? To me, he said hurriedly.  I mean, that's more the way I am'd than just reckless. She was content to let his analysis stand, though she shook her head, as if knowing herself to be wiser than he about his recklessness. A cheerfulness came upon them, and the Chinese questions seemed to have been settled by these indirect processes. In fact, neither of them ever mentioned it again.  I almost forgot what I ran out to ask you. What was it, Julie? Noble spoke huskily and a low voice. What is it you want me to do, Julia? She gave a little fluttering laugh, half timid, half confiding. Oh! you know how funny Papa is about tobacco smoke. But she hurried in. But she hurried on without waiting for an answer. Well, he is. He's the funniest old thing. He doesn't like any kind, very much, except his own special sure things. He growls about every other kind, but the cigars Mr. Ridgely smokes. When he comes here, Papa really does make fuss over. And you see, I don't like to say no when Mr. Ridgely asks if he can smoke, because it always makes men so uncomfortable if they can't when they're sitting on the Avaranda. So I wondered if I could just tactfully get him to buy something different from his cigars. And I thought the best thing would be to suggest those cigarettes you always have, Noble. They're the ones Papa makes the least fuss about and seems to stand the best, next to his own. He seems to like them the most, I mean, but I'd forgotten the name of them. That's why I ran out to ask you, Orduma Egyptian cigarettes. Would you mind giving me one just to show Mr. Ridgely? Noble gave her an Orduma cigarette. Oh, thank you, she said gratefully.  Thank you so much for this. She turned and walked quickly, halfway up the path, then paused, looking back over her shoulder. I'll only show it to him, Noble, she said. I won't give it to him. She bit her lip as if she had said more than she should have. Shook her head, as in self-chiding, then laughed, and in a flash touched the tiny white cylinder to her lips, waved it to him, then ran to the Avaranda and up the steps and into the house. She felt satisfied that she had set matters right. This kind, Julia. CHAPTER VI Before she thus set matters right with Noble, he had been unhappy, and his condition had been bad. Now he was happy, but his condition was worse. In truth he was much, much too happy. Nothing rational remained in his mind. No elfin orchestra seemed to buzz in his ears as he went down the street, but a loud, triumphant brass band. His unathletic chest was inflated. He heaved up with joy. And a little child, playing on the next corner, turned and followed him for some distance, trying to imitate his proud singular walk. Restored to too much pride, Noble became also much too humane. He thought of Mr. Atwater's dream, and felt almost a motherly need to cherish and protect him, and to be indeed his friend. There was a warm spot in Noble's chest, produced in part by a yearning toward that splendid old man. Noble had a good home, sixty-six dollars in the bank, and a dollar and forty cents in his pockets. He would have given all for a chance to show Mr. Atwater how well he understood him now, at last, and how deeply he appreciated his favor. Students of alcoholic intoxication have observed that in their cups commonplace people, and not geniuses, do the most unusual things. So with all other intoxications. Noble Dill was indeed no genius, and some friends should have kept an eye upon him today. He was not himself. All afternoon, in a mood of tropic sunrise, he collected rents, or with glad vagueness, consented instantly to their postponement. I've come about the rent again, he said beamily, to one delinquent tenet of his father's best client, and turned and walked away, humming a waltz song, while a man was still coughing as a preliminary to argument. Late in the afternoon, as the entranced collector sat musing alone near a window in his father's office, his exalted mood was not affected by the falling of a preternatural darkness over the town, nor was he roused to action by any perception of the fact that the other clerks and the members of the firm had gone home an hour ago, that the clock showed him his own duty to lock up the office and not keep his mother waiting dinner, and that he would be caught in a most outrageous thunderstorm if he didn't hurry. No, he sat smiling fondly by the open window, and at times made a fragmentary gesture, as of some heroic or benevolent impulse in rehearsal. Ponchy with wind and wetness, unmanorly clouds came smoking out of the blackened west, rumbling they drew on. Then from cloud to cloud dizzy amazements of white fire staggered, crackled and boomed on to the assault, the doors of the winds were opened, the tanks of deluge were unbottomed, and the storm took the town. So presently Noble noticed that it was raining, and decided to go home. With an idea that he was fulfilling his customary duties, he'd locked the doors of the two inner rooms, dropped the keys gently into a waste basket, and passing by an umbrella which stood in a corner, went out to the corridor, and then stepped into the street of Woopin Ring. Here he became so practical as to turn up his collar, and substantially, aided by the wind at his back, he was not long in leaving the purleuse of commerce behind him for Julius Street. Other people lived on this street. He did himself, for that matter, and in fact it was the longest street in the town. Moreover, it had an official name with which the word Julia was entirely unconnected, but for Noble Dill, and probably for Newland Sanders, and for some others in age from 19 to 60, it was Julius Street, and no other. It was a tumultuous street, as Noble splashed along the sidewalk. Incredibly elastic, the shade trees were practicing calisthenics, though now and then one outdid itself and lost a branch. Thunder and lightning romped like loose scandal, rain hissed upon the pavement, and capered an ankle high. It was a storm that asked to be left to itself for a time, after giving fair warning that the request would be made, and Noble, and the only other pedestrian in sight, had themselves to blame for getting caught. This other pedestrian was some forty or fifty yards in advance of Noble, and moved in the same direction, at about the same gate. He wore an old overcoat, running with water, the brim of his straw hat sagged about his head, so that he appeared to be wearing a bucket.  Noble himself was a sodden. His hands were wet in his very pockets, his elbows seemed to spout, yet he spared a generous pity for the desolate figure struggling on before him. All at once Noble's heart did something queer within his wet bosom. He recognized that figure, and he was not mistaken. Except the one figure, and those of his own father and mother and three sisters, this was the shape that Noble would most infallibly recognize anywhere in the world, and under any conditions. In spite of the dusk and the riot of the storm, Noble knew that none other than Mr. Atwater splashed before him. He dismissed the project for seizing upon a fallen branch and running forward to walk beside Mr. Atwater, and hold the branch over his venerated head. All the branches were too wet, and Noble feared that Mr. Atwater might think the picture odd, and declined to be thus protected. Yet he felt that something ought to be done to shelter Julia's father, and perhaps save him from pneumonia. Surely there was some simple, helpful, dashing thing that ordinary people couldn't think of, but that Noble could. He would do it, and not stay to be thanked.  Suddenly Willow the Wisp opportunity flickered before him, and in his high mood he paused not at all to consider it, but insanely chased it. He had just reached a crossing, and down the cross street, walking away from Noble, was the dim figure of a man carrying an umbrella. It was just perceptible that he was a fat man, struggling with the seeming feebleness in the wind, and making poor progress. Mr. Atwater, moving up Julia's street, was out of sight from the cross street, after struggling the fat man. Noble ran swiftly down the cross street, jerked the umbrella from the fat man's grasp, ran back, with hoarse sounds dying out behind him in the riotous dust, turned the corner, sped after Mr. Atwater, overtook him, and thrust the umbrella upon him. Then, not pausing the shortest instant for thanks, or even recognition, the impulsive boy sped onward, proud and joyous in the storm, leaving his beneficiary far behind him. In his young enthusiasm he had indeed done something for Mr. Atwater. In fact, Noble's kindness had done as much for Mr. Atwater as Julia's gentleness had done for Noble, but how much both Julia and Noble had done was not revealed in full until the next evening. That was a warm and moon-shiny night of air unusually dry, and yet Florence sneezed frequently as she sat upon the side porch at the house of her great aunt Carrie and her great-uncle Joseph. Florence had a cold in the head, though how it got to her head was a process involved in the mysterious ways of colds, since Florence's was easily to be connected with Herbert's remark that he wouldn't ever be caught taking his death a cold, sitting on the damp grass in the night air just to listen to a lot of old tooty-toot. It appeared from Florence's narrative to those interested listeners on Carrie and Uncle Joseph that she had been sitting on the grass in the night air when both air and grass were extraordinarily damp. In brief she had been at her post soon after the storm cleared. On the preceding evening, but she had heard no tooty-tooty. Her overhearing were of sterner stuff. Well, what did Julia say then? Aunt Carrie asked eagerly. She said she'd go up and lock herself in her room and stuff cushions over her ears if Grandpa didn't quit making such a fuss. And what did he say? He made more rumpus than ever, said Florence. He went on and on and told the whole thing over and over again. He seemed like he couldn't tell it enough, and every time he told it his voice got higher and higher till it was kind of squaly. He said he'd had his raincoat on, and he didn't want an umbrella anyhow, and hadn't ever carried one a single time in fourteen years. And he took on about noble dill in all this and that, about how you bet he knew who it was. He said he could tell noble dill in the dark any time by his cigarette smell. And anyway it wasn't too dark, so he couldn't see his skimpy little shoulders, and anyway he saw in his face. And he said noble didn't hand him the umbrella. He stuck it all down over him, like he was something on fire he wanted to put out. And before he could get out of it and throw it away, this old fat man that it belonged to and was chasing noble, he ran up to grandpa from behind, and took hold of him, or something, and they slipped and got to fussing against each other. And then after a while they got up, and grandpa saw it was somebody he knew and told him for heaven's sake why didn't he take his old umbrella and go on home. And so he did, because it was raining, and I guess he probably had to give up. He couldn't out-talk grandpa. No, said Uncle Joe. He couldn't, whoever he was. But what happened about noble dill? Florence paused to accumulate and explode a sneeze, then responded pleasantly. He said he was going to kill him. He said he often and often wanted to, and now he was. That's the reason I guess Aunt Julia wrote that note this morning. What note, Aunt Carrie inquired. You haven't told us of that. I was over there before noon, said Florence, and Aunt Julia gave me a quarter and said she'd write a note for me to take to noble dill's house when he came home for lunch, and give it to him. She kind of slipped it to me, because grandpa came in there, poking around while she was just finishing writing it. She didn't put any envelope on it even, and she never said a single thing to me about it being private, or am I not reading it, if I wanted to, or anything. Of course you didn't, said Aunt Carrie.  Why, she didn't say not to. Florence protested in surprise. It wasn't even in an envelope. Mr. Joseph Atwater coughed. I hardly think we ought to ask what this note said, even if Florence was, well, indiscreet enough to read it. No, said his wife. I hardly think so, either. It didn't say anything important, anyhow. Probably. It began, dear noble, said Florence promptly. Dear noble, that's the way it began. It said how grandpa was just all upset to think he accepted an umbrella from him when noble didn't have another one for himself like that, and grandpa was so embarrassed to think he'd let noble do so much for him, and everything. He just didn't know what to do, and probably. It would be tactful if he wouldn't come to the house till grandpa got over being embarrassed and everything. She said not to come till she let him know. Did you notice noble when he read it? Ask Aunt Carrie. Yes, sir, and would you believe it? He just looked too happy. Perhaps made answer, not wholly comprehending with what truth. I'll bet, said Uncle Joseph, I'll bet a thousand dollars that if Julia told Noble Dill he was six feet tall, Noble would go and order his next suit of clothes to fit a six-foot man. And his wife complimented this with a generalization, simple, yet of significance, too little recognized. They don't see a thing, she said. The young men that buzzed round a girl's house don't see a thing of what goes on there. Inside, I mean. Yet at that very moment a young man was seeing something inside a girl's house a little way down that same street. That same street was Julia Street, and the house was Julia's. Inside the house, in the library, sat Mr. Atwater, trying to read a work by Thomas Carlisle, while a rhythmic murmur came annoyingly from the veranda. The young man, watching him attentively, saw him lift his head and sniff the air with suspicion. But the watcher took his pantomime to be an expression of distaste for certain versifying, and, sharing that distaste, approved. Mr. Atwater, sniffed again, threw down his book and strode out to the veranda. There sat dark-haired Julia in a silver dress, and nearby, Newland Sanders read a long, young poem from the manuscript. Who is smoking out here? Mr. Atwater inquired in a dead voice. Nobody, sir, said Newland, with eagerness. I don't smoke. I have never touched tobacco in any form in my life. Mr. Atwater sniffed once more, found purity, and returned to the library. But here the air seemed fairly impregnated with Arduma's cigarettes. Curious, he said, as he composed himself once more to read, and presently the odour seemed to wear away and vanish. Mr. Atwater was relieved. The last thing he could have wished was to be haunted by Noble Dill. Yet for that while he was too honourable to follow such an example as Florence's, Noble, of course, would not spy or eavesdrop near the veranda where Julia sat. But he thought there could be no harm in watching Mr. Atwater read. Looking at Mr. Atwater was at least the next thing to looking at Julia. And so, out in the night, Noble was seated upon the top of the side fence, looking through the library window at Mr. Atwater. After a while, Noble lit another Arduma's cigarette and puffed strongly to start it. The smoke was almost invisible in the moonlight, but the night breeze, stirring gently, wafted it toward the house, where the open window made an inward draft and carried it heartily about the library. Noble was surprised to see Mr. Atwater rise suddenly to his feet. He smote his brow, put out the light, and stamped upstairs to his own room. His purpose to retire was understood when the watcher saw the light and the bedroom window overhead. Noble thought of the good, peculiar old man now disrobing there, and he smiled to himself at a whimsical thought. What form would Mr. Atwater's embarrassment take? What would be his feeling? And what would he do if he knew that Noble was there now, beneath his window, and thinking of him? In the moonlight, Noble sat upon the fence and smoked Arduma's cigarettes, and looked up with affection at the bright window of Mr. Atwater's bed-chamber. Abruptly the light in that window went out. Saying his prayers now, said Noble, I wonder if— But not to be vain, he laughed at himself, and left the thought unfinished. End of Chapter 6 Chapter 7 of Gentle Julia by Booth Tarkington A week later, on a hot July afternoon, Ms. Florence Atwater, recovered from her cold, stood in the shady backyard of her place of residence, and yawned more extensively than anyone would have believed possible, judging by her face in repose. Three of her friends, congenial in age and sex, were out of town for the summer. Two had been ascertained by telephonic inquiries to be taking commanded siestas, and neither the other one nor Florence had yet forgotten that yesterday, although they were too religious to commit themselves to a refusal to meet as sisters in the great beyond, they had taken the expurgated oath that by everything they would never speak to each other again so long as they both should live. Florence was at the end of her resources. She had sought distraction in experimental cookery. But, having scorched a finger, and having been told by the cook that a person's own kitchen wasn't worth the price at eleven dollars a week, if it had to get all smelled up with broiled rubber, when the thermometer stood at nine to seven degrees in the shade, the experimenter abusedly turned her back on the morose woman and went out to the backyard for a little peace. After an interval of torpor, she decided to go and see what Herbert was doing, a move not short of desperation on account of Herbert's new manner toward her. For a week Herbert had steadily pursued his scientific career, and he seemed to feel that in it he had attained a distinction beyond the reach of Florence. What made it ridiculous for her to hope was, of course, the fact that she was a girl, and Herbert had explained this to her in a cold, unpleasant way. For it is true that what is called feminism must be acquired by men, and is not a condition or taste natural to them. At thirteen it has not been acquired. She found him at home. He was importantly engaged in a room in the cellar, where were loosely stored all manner of incapacitated household devices, two broken clothes ringers, a crippled and rusted sewing machine, an ice cream freezer in like condition, a cracked and discarded marble mantelpiece, chipped porcelain and chinaware of all sorts, rusted stove lids and flat irons, half a dozen dead mops and brooms. This was the laboratory, and here in congenial solitude Herbert conducted his investigations. That is to say, until Florence arrived, he was undisturbed by human intrusion, but he was not alone, far from it. There was, in fact, almost too much life in the place. Where the light felt clearest from the cobwebby windows at the ground level overhead, he had placed a long-deal table, once a helpmate in the kitchen, but now a colorless antique on three legs and two starch boxes. Upon the table were seven or eight glass jars formerly used for preserves and pickles, and a dozen jelly glasses, with only streaks and bits of jelly in them now, and five or six small round pasteboard pill boxes. The jars were covered, some with their own patent tops, others with shingles or bits of board, and one with a brick. The jelly glasses stood inverted, and were inhabited. So were the preserved jars, and pickle jars, and so were the pill boxes, which evidently contained star borders, for they were pierced with breathing holes, and one of them standing upon its side like a little wheel, now and then moved in a faint, ghostly manner, as if about to start rolling on its own account, whereupon Herbert glanced up and addressed it sternly, though somewhat inconsistently, you shut up. In the display of so much experimental paraphernalia, there may have been a hint that Herbert's was a scientific nature, craving rather quantity than quality. His collection certainly possessed the virtue of multitudinousness, if that be a virtue, and the birds in the neighborhood must have been undergoing a great deal of disappointment. In brief, as many bugs as Herbert now owned have seldom been in the custody of any private individual, and nearly all of them were alive, energetic, and swearing, though several of the preserved jars had been imperfectly drained of their heavy syrups, and in one of them a great many spiders seemed to be having, of the whole collection, the poorest time, being pretty well mired down and yet still subject to disagreements among themselves. The habits of this group, under such unusual surroundings, formed the subject of Herbert's special study at the moment of Florence's arrival. He was seated at the table and frowning with science as he observed the unfortunate through that magnifying glass, his discovery of which was responsible for their present condition and his own choice of a career. Florence paused in the doorway, but he gave no sign of recognition, unless his intensified preoccupation was a sign, and Florence, perceiving what line of conduct he meant to adopt, instinctively selected a reciprocal one for herself. Herbert, at water, you ought to be punished. I'm going to tell your father and mother. You go away, Herbert returned, unmoved, and without condescending to give her a glance, he set down the magnifying glass, and with pencil wrote something profoundly entomological in a soiled memorandum book upon the table. Run away, Florence. Run away somewhere as in play. Florence approached. Play! she echoed tartly. I should think you wouldn't talk much about playing the way you're teasing those poor, poor little bugs. Teasing, Herbert exclaimed, that shows, that shows. Shows what? How much you know he became despondent about her. See here, Florence, it doesn't look to me as though, at your age, a person ought to know anyway enough not to disturb me when I'm experimenting and everything. I should think. But she did not prove so meek as to await the conclusion of his remonstrance. I never saw anything as wicked in my whole-born days. What did any of those poor, poor little bugs ever do to you? I'd like to know. You've got to go and confine them like this.  This final charge, wandering so far from her previous specifications of his guilt, was purely automatic and conventional. Florence often interjected it during the course of any cousinly discussion, whatever the subject in dispute, and she had not even glanced at Herbert's hands to assure herself that the accusation was warranted. But, as usual, the facts supported her, and they also supported Herbert in his immediate mechanical retort. So are yours? Not either. But here, Florence, after instinctively placing her hands behind her, brought forth the right one to point, and simultaneously uttered a loud cry of, Oh, look at your hands. For now she did look at Herbert's hands and was amazed. Well, what of it? They're all lumpy, she cried, and as her gaze rose to his cheek, her finger followed her eyes and pointed to strange appearances there. Look at your face! Well, what of it? He demanded, his tone not entirely free from Bregedoccio. A girl can't make experiments the way I do, because if one of these good old bumblebees or hornets of mine was to give them a little sting once in a while while they was catching them and putting them in a jar, all they'd know how to do be to holler and run home to their mama. Nobody with any gumption minds a few little stings after you put mud on them.  Herbert became plaintive. Look here, Florence! I do wish you'd go on back home where you belong. But Florence did not reply. Instead she picked up the magnifying glass and, gazing through it at a pickle-jar of mixed beetles, caterpillars, angle worms, and potato bugs, permitted herself to shudder. Vile things, she said. They are not either, Herbert retorted hotly. They're about the finest insects that you or anybody else ever saw, and you ought to be ashamed. I ought, his cousin cried. Well, I should think you're the one ought to be ashamed if anybody ought. Down here in the cellar, plan with all these vile bugs that ought to be given their liberty, or thrown down the sewer or something. Again, as she peered through the lens, she shuddered. Vile. Florence, he said sternly, you lay down that magnifying glass. Why? Because you don't know how to handle it. A magnifying glass has got to be handled in just the right way, and you couldn't learn if you tried a thousand years. That's a mighty fine magnifying glass, and I don't intend to have it ruined. Why, just looking through it can't spoil it, can it? She inquired, surprised. You lay it down, said Herbert, darkly. Looking through it the wrong way isn't going to do it any good. Why, how could just looking through it, looking through it the wrong way, isn't going to help it any? I tell you, he insisted. You're old enough to know that, and I'm not going to have my magnifying glass spoiled, and all my insects wasted just because of a mere win of yours. A what? A mere win, I said. What's a win? Never mind you, said Herbert ominously. You'll probably find out some day when you aren't expecting to. Undeniably, Florence was somewhat impressed. She replaced the magnifying glass upon the table, and picked up the notebook. You lay that down too, said Herbert instantly. Oh, maybe it's something you're ashamed to. Go on and read it then, he said, suddenly changing his mind, for he was confident that she would find matter here that might cause her to appreciate at least a little of her own inferiority. Nuts, Florence began. Nuts. Notes, he corrected her fiercely. Notes, she read. Notes on our insect friends. The spitter. Spider. The spider spends his time mostly in cobwebs, where he diligently spends between posts and catches flies to eat them. They are different colored and sizes, and have legs and pairs. Spiders also spend their webs in corners, or in weeds, or on a fence, and sometimes in the grass. They are more able to get about quicker than caterpillars or fishing worms, but cannot fly, such as pinching bugs, lightning bugs, and birds, because having no wings nor jump as far as the grasshopper. Grasshopper, Herbert shouted. I'm reading it the way it spelled, Florence explained. Anyway, it don't make much sense. Herbert was at least enough of an author to be furious.  Dolls certainly would be cleaner than vile bugs, Florence retorted, tossing the book upon the table. But in regards to that, I haven't had any. She went on airily, not for years and years and years, and he interrupted her, his voice against plaintive. See here, Florence, how do you expect me to get my work done with you everlastingly talking and going on around here like this? Can't you see I've got something pretty important on my hands? Florence became thoughtful. I never did see as many bugs before altogether this way. She said, what you going to do with them, Herbert? I'm making my experiments. But her thoughtfulness increased. It seems to me, she said slowly, Herbert, it seems to me there must be some awful interest in thing we could do with so many bugs altogether like this. We, he cried, my goodness, whose insects do you think these insects are? I just know there's something, she went on, following her own line of thought, and indifferent to his outburst. There's something we could do with them. We'd never forget, if we could only think of it. In spite of himself, Herbert was interested. Well, what? he asked. What could we do with them? We'd never forget. In her eyes there was a far away light, as of a serous, groping. I don't just know exactly, but I know there's something, if we could only think of it. If we could just, and her voice became inaudible, as in dreamy concentration, she seated herself upon the discarded ice cream freezer, and rested her elbows upon her knees, and her chin upon the palms of her hands. In silence then, she thought and thought. Herbert also was silent, for he, too, was trying to think, not knowing that already he had proved himself to be wax in her hands, and that he was destined further to show himself thus malleable. Like many and many another of his sex, he never for an instant suspected that he spent the greater part of his time carrying out ideas implanted within him by a lady friend. Florence was ever the imaginative one of those two. A maiden of unexpected fancies and inexplicable conceptions, a mind of quicksilver and mist. There was within her the seedling of a creative artist, and as she sat there, on the ice cream freezer in Herbert's cellar, with a slowly growing rosy glow of deep preoccupation upon her, she looked strangely sweet and good, and even almost pretty. End of Chapter 7 Chapter 8 of Gentle Julia by Booth Tarkington This Libervox recording is in the public domain. Reading by Bologna Times. Do you suppose, she said, at last, an amusing voice, Herbert, do you suppose maybe there's some poor family's children somewhere that haven't got any playthings or anything, and we could take all these? But here Herbert proved unsympathetic. I'm not going to give my insects any poor people's children, he said emphatically.  Well, I thought maybe, just as a surprise, I won't do it. I had mighty hard work to catch this collection, and I'm not going to give it away to anybody. I don't care how surprised they'd be. Anyway, I'd never get any thanks for it. They wouldn't know how to handle them, and they'd get all stung up. And would it be the use, anyhow? I don't see how that's going to be something so interesting we'd never forget it. No, she said. I guess it wouldn't. I just thought it would be kind of a bellnevalent thing to do. This word disturbed Herbert, but he did not feel altogether secure in his own impression that Benovalent was the proper rendition of what she meant, and so refrained from criticism. Their musing was resumed. There's one thing I do wish, Florence said suddenly, after a time, I wish we could find some way to use the collection that would be useful for noble dill. Now, at this, her cousin's face showed simple amazement. What on earth are you talking about? Noble dill, she said dreamily, is the only one I like that comes to see Aunt Julia. Anyway, I like him the most. I bet Aunt Julia don't. I don't care. He's the one I wish she'd get married to. Herbert was astounded. Noble dill! Why, I heard Mama and Aunt Hattie and Uncle Joe talking about him yesterday. What did they say? Most of the time, said Herbert, they just laughed. They said Noble dill was the very last person in this town Aunt Julia'd ever dream a Marian. They said he wasn't anything. They said he wasn't handsome, and he wasn't distinguished looking. I think he is, Florence interposed. I think he's very distinguished looking. Well, they said he wasn't, and they know more than you do. Well, Noble dill isn't hardly any taller than I am myself, and he hasn't got any muscle particularly. Aunt Julia wouldn't look at him. She does, too. My goodness, how could he sit on the porch right in front of her for two or three hours at a time without her looking at him? I don't care, Herbert insisted stubbornly. They said Aunt Julia wouldn't. They said she was the worst flirt had ever been in the whole family, and Noble dill had the worst case they ever saw, but she wouldn't ever look at him, and if she did she'd be crazy. Well, anyway, said Florence. I think he's the nicest of all that goes to see her, and I wish we could use this collection some way that would be nice for him. Herbert renewed his protest. How many times I got to tell you I had a hard enough time catching this collection, day in and day out, from before daylight till after dark, and then fixing them all up like this and everything. I don't propose to waste them just to suit Noble dill, and I'm not going to give him away either. If anybody wanted to buy him and offered a good fair price, money down, why I— That's it, Herbert. His lady-cousin exclaimed with sudden excitement. Let's sell him.  I bet we could get maybe five dollars for him. We could pour the ones that are in the jars that haven't got tops, and the ones in the jelly glasses and pillboxes. We could pour all those into the jars that have got tops, and put the tops on again, and that'd just about fill those jars. And then we could put them in a basket and take them out and sell them. Where could we sell them? Herbert inquired, not convinced. At the fish-store, she cried, everybody uses bugs and worms for bait when they go fishing, don't they? I bet the fishman'll buy all the worms we got, even if he wouldn't buy anything else. I bet he'll buy all the others, too. I bet he never saw as much good bait as this all at one time in his old life. I bet he'll give us five dollars. Maybe more. Herbert was dazzled. The thought of this market was a revelation. Nothing could have been more plausible. Considered as bait, the collection at once seemed to acquire a practical and financial value, which it lacked purely as a collection. And with that, the amateur and scientist disappeared, giving way to the person of affairs. Give us five dollars, he said, in this capacity, and for deeper effect he used a rhetorical expression. Who do you think is the owner of all this fish bait? May I ask you? Pray. Yes, you may pray, was his cousin's instant and supercilious retort. Pray where you would ever have got any five dollars from any fishman if it hadn't been for me. Pray. Pray. Didn't I first suggest our doing something with the bugs we'd never forget? And if the fishman gives us five dollars from, won't we remember all our lives? Pray. And pray. What part did you think of, of all this? Pray. Not one single thing. And if you don't divide even with me, I'll run ahead and tell the fishman the whole collection has been in bottles that had old medicine and poison in them. And then, well, you'll be. Pray. It is to be doubted that Florence possessed the cold-blooded capacities with which this impromptu and diplomacy seemed to invest her. Probably she would never have gone so far. But the words suffice, and Herbert was so perfectly intimidated that he was even unresentful. Well, you can have your old two dollars and a half, whether you got a right to it or not, he said, but you got to carry the basket. No, said Florence. This has got to be done right, Herbert. We're partners now, and everything's got to be divided just exactly even. I'll carry the basket half the way, and you carry it the other half. Well, he grumbled, consenting. That's the only right way, she said, suddenly. You carry it till we get to the fishmans, and I'll carry it all the way back. But even Herbert could perceive the inequality here. It'll be empty then, he protested. Fair's fair, and wrong's wrong, she returned firmly. I spoke first to carry it on the way home, and the one that speaks first gets it. Look here! Herbert, we got to get all these bugs fixed up and ready. She urged. We don't want to waste the whole afternoon just talking about it, do we? Besides, Herbert, on the way home you'll have two dollars and a half in your pocket, or any way as much as you have left, if you buy some soda and candy and things, and you'll feel so fine then you won't mind whether you're carrying the basket or not. The picture she now suggested to Herbert's mind was of himself carrying the basket both to the fishman and from the fishman, and he found himself anxious to protest, yet helpless in a maze of perplexity. But wait a minute, he began. You said, Let's don't waste another minute, she interrupted briskly. I shouldn't wonder if it was after four o'clock by this time, and we both need money. Hurry, Herbert. But didn't you say, he paused to rub his head, you said I'd feel so good. I wouldn't mind if I—if— No, I said, hurry. Well, and though he felt that a subtle injustice lurked somewhere, he was unable to think the matter out clearly into its composing elements, and gave up trying. Nevertheless, as he obeyed her, and began to hurry, there remained with him an impression that by some foggy and underhand process he had been committed to acquiescence in an unfair division of labor. In this he was not mistaken. An hour later he and Florence were on their way home from the fisherman's place of business, and Herbert, having carried the basket thither, was now carrying it thence. Moreover, his burden was precisely as heavy on this homeward leg of the course as it had been on that terminating at the fish-door, for, covered by a discreet newspaper, the preserve and pickle-jars still remained within the basket, their crowding and indignant contents intact. The fish-man had explained in terms derisive, but plain, the difference between a fish-man and a fisherman. He had maintained his definitions of the two economic functions in spite of persistent arguments on the part of the bait-dealers, and in the face of reductions that finally removed ninety percent of their asking price. He wouldn't give fifty cents, or ten cents, or one cent, he said, and he couldn't furnish the address of anybody else that would. His fish came by express, he declared, again and again, and the only people he knew that did any fishing were mainly colored and dug their own bait, and though these might possibly be willing to accept the anguworms as a gift, they would probably incline to resent a generosity, including so many spiders, not to speak of the dangerous winged members of the collection. On account of these latter he jacosly professed himself to be anxious lest the tops of some of the jars might work loose, and altogether he was the most disheartening man they had ever met. Anti-climax was never the stimulant of amiability, and after an altercation on the pavement just outside of the store, during which the derisive fisherman continually called to them to go on and take that their basket out of the neighborhood, the cousins moved morbidly away, and walked for a time in silence. They brooded. Herbert was even more embittered with Florence than he was with the fisherman, and Florence found life full of unexpectedness. It had been so clear to her that the fisherman would say, why certainly here's five dollars, two dollars and a half for each of you, would you care to have the jars back? The facts, so contrary, seemed to wear the aspect of deliberate malice, and she felt ill-used, especially as she had several physical grievances due to her assistance in pouring part of the collection into the jars with tops. In spite of every precaution three or four of the liveliest items had made their escape during this pouring and had behaved resentfully. Florence bore one result on the back of her left hand, two others on the thumb and second finger of her right hand, and another naturally the most conspicuous on the point of her chin. These had all been painful, in spite of mud poultices, but excited by the anticipation of a kindly smiling fisherman and occupied with plans for getting Herbert to spend part of his two dollars and a half for mutual refreshment, she had borne up cheerfully. Now, comprehending that she had suffered in vain, she suffered anew, and hated bugs all fishermen and the world. It was Herbert who broke the silence and renewed the altercation. How far you expect me to go on lugging this old basket, he demanded bitterly, all the way home? I don't care how far, she informed him. You can throw it away if you want to. It's certainly no property of mine. Thank you. Look here. Didn't you promise you'd carry it home? I said I spoke to. I didn't say I would carry it.  I'll tell you the difference. Since you're so anxious to know the truth, Mr. Herbert at Water, the difference is just this. You had no business to meddle with those vile old bugs in the first place, and get me all stung up. So I shouldn't wonder. I'd have to have the doctor. Time I get home. And if I do, I'm going to tell Mama all about it, and make her send the bill to your father. I want you to know I hurt. My goodness! Herbert burst out.  I guess you don't hurt any worse than— She stopped him. Listen. From down the street there came a brazen clamoring for the right of way. It grew imperiously louder, and there were clatterings and whizzings of metallic bodies at speed, while little blurs and glistenings in the distance grew swiftly larger, taking shape as a fire engine and a horse cart. Then round the nearby corner came perilously, steering the long hook-and-ladder wagon. It made the turn and went by with its fireman, imperturbable, on the running boards. Fire! Florence cried joyfully. Let's go!  Fire! Fire! Fire! Herbert followed. He was not so swift a runner as she, though this he never submitted to a test admitted to be fair and conclusive. And he found her demonstration of superiority, particularly offensive now, as she called back over her shoulder. Why don't you keep up with me? Can't you keep up? I'd show you! he panted. If I hadn't have to lug this old basket, I'd leave you a mile behind mighty quick. Well, why don't you drop it then? You suppose I'm going to throw my collection away after all the trouble I've been through with it? She sluckened her gate, dropping back beside him. Well, then, if you think you could keep up with me, if you didn't have it, why don't you leave it somewhere and come back and get it after the fire's over? No place to leave it. She laughed and pointed. Why don't you leave it at Grandpa's? Will you wait for me and start fair? Come on! They oblique to cross the street, still running forward, and at their grandfather's gate, Herbert turned in and sped toward the house. Take it round to the kitchen and give it to Kitty Silver. Florence called. Tell Kitty Silver to take care of it for you. But Herbert was in no mind to follow her advice. A glance over his shoulder showed that Florence was taking another unfair advantage of him. You wait! he shouted. You stand still till I get back there. You've got a half a mile start already. You wait till we can start even. But Florence was skipping lightly away, and she curled over her shoulder, waving her hand in mocking farewell as she began to run. Oh, Mr. Slowpoke can't catch me. Oh, Mr. Slowpoke couldn't catch a flea. I'll show you! he bellowed, and, not to lose more time, he dashed up the steps of the deserted Veranda, thrust his basket deep underneath a wicker saty, and ran violently after his elusive cousin. She kept a tantalizing distance between them, but when they reached the fire it was such a grand one they forgot all their differences, and also all about the basket. End of Chapter 8 Chapter 9 of Gentle Julia by Booth Tarkington This LibriVox recording is in the public domain, reading by Bologna Times. Noble Dill came from his father's house after dinner that evening, a youth in blossom like the shrubberies and garden beds in the dim yards up and down Julia's street. All cooled and bathed and in new clothes of white, he took his thrilled walk through the deep summer twilight on his way to that ineffable front porch where sat Julia, misty in the dusk. The girlish little new moon had perished naively out of the sky. The final pinkness of the west was gone. Blue evening held the quiet world, and overhead between the branches of the maple trees, were powdered all those bright pinpoints of light that were to twinkle on generations of young lovers after Noble Dill, each one like Noble, walking the same fragrant path in summer twilight to see the prettiest girl of all. Now and then there came, to the faintly throbbing ears of the pedestrian, a murmur of voices from lawns where citizens set cooling after the day's labor, or a tinkle of laughter from where maidens, dull, not being Julia, sat on Veranda's vacant of beauty and glamour. For these poor things Noble felt a wondering and disdainful pity. He pitied everything in the world that was not on the way to story Julia. Eight nights had passed since he himself had seen her, but today she had replied over the telephone that Mr. Atwater seemed to have settled down again, and she believed it might be no breach of tact for Noble to call that evening, especially as she would be on the Veranda, and he needn't ring the bell. Would she be alone for once? It was improbable, yet it could be hoped. But as he came hoping up the street, another already sat beside Julia, sharing with her the wicker sati on the dim porch, and this was the horn-rimmed young poet. Nuland had, as usual, a new poem with him, and as others had proved of late, that they could sit on Julia's Veranda as long as he could, he had seized the first opportunity to familiarize her with this latest work. The Veranda was dark, and to go indoors to the light might have involved too close a juxtaposition to peculiar old Mr. Atwater, who was in the library. But the resourceful Nuland, for seeing everything, had brought with him a small pocket flashlight to illumine his manuscript. It's vers libre, of course, he said, as he moved the flashlight over the sheets of scribbled paper. I think I told you I was beginning to give all the old forms up. It's the one new movement, and I felt I ought to master it. Of course, she said, sympathetically, though with a little nervousness. Be just a wee bit careful with the flashlight, about turning it toward the window, I mean, and read in your nice low voice. I always like poetry best when it's almost whispered. I think it sounds more musical that way, I mean. Nuland obeyed. His voice was hushed and profoundly appreciative of the music in itself and in his poem, as he read, I and love. Lush white lilies lined the pool, like laces limbed on looking-glasses. I tread the lilies underfoot, careless how they love me. Still white maidens woo me, win me not. But thou art a cornflower sapphire-eyed. I bend, cornflower. I ask a question. O flower, speak. Julia spoke. I'm afraid, she said, while Nuland's spirit filled with a bitterness extraordinary, even in an interrupted poet. I'm afraid it's Mr. Dill coming up the walk. We'll have to postpone. She rose and went to the steps to greet the approaching gust. How nice of you to come! Noble, remaining on the lowest step, clung to her hand in a fever. Nice to come, he said hoarsely. It's eight days, eight days, eight days since. Mr. Sanders is here, she said. It's so dark on this big veranda, people can hardly see each other. Come up and sit with us. I don't have to introduce you two men to each other. She did not, indeed. They said, lo, Dill, and lo, Sanders, in a manner of such slighting superiority that only the utmost familiarity could have bred a contempt so magnificent. Then, when the three were seated, Mr. Sanders thought well to add, how's rent collecting these days, Dill? Still hustling around among those darky shanties over in Bucktown? In the dark, Noble moved convulsively, but contrived to affect a light laugh, or a sound meant for one, as he replied, and a voice not entirely under control. How's the old poetry, Sanders? What? Newlin demanded sharply. What did you say? I said, how's the old poetry? De-read it to all your relations the way you used to? Say here, Dill. Well, what you want, Sanders? You try to talk about things you understand, said Newlin. You better keep your mind on collecting four dollars a week from some poor-colored widow, and don't. I'd rather keep my mind on that. Noble was inspired to retort.  He knew the improper thing. His aunt Georgina had said, and he was again, and doubly, infuriated by the prospect of its repetition here. He began fiercely. Dill, you see here! Your aunt Georgina said. Both voices had risen. Plainly it was time for someone to say, Gentlemen, gentlemen! Julia glanced anxiously through the darkness of the room beyond the open window beside her, to where the light of the library lamp shone upon a door, a jar, and she was the more nervous because Noble, to give the effect of coolness, had lit an Arduama cigarette. She laughed amiably, as if the two young gentlemen were as amiable as she. I thought of something, she said. Let's take the settee and some chairs down on the lawn where we can sit and see the moon. There isn't any. Noble remarked vacantly. Let's go anyhow, she said cheerily. Come on! Her purpose was affected. The belligerents were diverted, and Noble lifted the light, wicker settee. I'll carry this. It's no trouble. Sanders can carry a chair. I guess he'd be equal to that much. He stumbled, dropped the settee, and lifted a basket, its contents covered with a newspaper. Somebody must have— What is it? It's a basket. How curious! Julia peered through the darkness. I wonder who could have left that market basket out here, I suppose? She paused.  She stepped quickly into the house, leaving two concentrations of inimical silence behind her. But she returned almost immediately, followed by Kitty Silver. It's no use to argue, Julia was saying as they came. You did your marketing, and simply and plainly left it out there, because you were too shiftless to know them. Miss Silver protested in a high-voiced defensive complaint. Know them, Miss Julia. I ain't left no basket on no front porch. I got just the market baskets in the living world, and they every last one on all sitting right where I can lay my hands on them behind my back. Do know them, Miss Julia. I take my solemn oath. I ain't left no, but here she debouched upon the porch, and in spite of the darkness perceived herself to be in the presence of distinguished callers. Pardon me, she said loftily, her tone altering at once. I beg leave to insist. I better take this basket back to my kitchen and see what all's inside of it. With an elegant gesture she received the basket from Noble Dill, and took the handle over her ample forearm. Hmm, she said. This old basket kind of heavy, too. I wonder what all she is got in her. She groped within the basket beneath the newspaper. Now it was the breath of Kitty Silver's life to linger, when she could, in a high atmosphere, and she was a powerful gossip, exorbitantly interested in her young mistress's affairs, and all callers. Therefore it was beyond her not to seize upon any excuse that might detain her for any time whatever in her present surroundings. Besserve jugs, she said. Besserve or pickle? Can't tell which. You can in the kitchen, Julius said, with pointed suggestion. Of course, you can't in the dark. But still Miss Silver snatched at the fleeting moment and did not go. Tell Basmelonim, she murmured, seemingly to herself. With ease she unscrewed the top of one of the jars, then held the open jar to her nose. Don't smell me exactly like no preserves, she said, nor yet like no pickles. Don't smell to me, she hesitated, sniffed the jar again, and then inquired in a voice quickly grown anxious. What is all this here in this tiered jug? Seems like to me. But here she interrupted herself to utter a muffled exclamation, not coherent. Instantly she added some words suitable to religious observances, but in a voice of passion. At the same time, with a fine gesture, she hurled the jar and the basket from her, and both came in contact with the wall, not far away with the sound of breakage. Why, what? Julia began. Kitty Silver, are you crazy? But Kitty Silver was moving hurriedly toward the open front tour, where appeared at that moment Mr. Atwater in his most irascible state of peculiarity. He began. What was that heathenish? Shouting, Mrs. Silver jostled by him, and though she disappeared into the house a trail of calamitous uproar marked her passage to the kitchen. What thing has happened, Mr. Atwater demanded. Is she? His daughter interrupted him. Oh, was all she said, and sped by him like a bit of blown thistle down into the house. He grasped at her as she passed him. Then suddenly he made other gestures, and a Kitty Silver used Jacobean phrases. But now there were no auditors for Noble Dill and Newland Sanders, after thoughtlessly following a mutual and natural impulse to step over and examine the fallen basket, had both gone out to the street, where they lingered a while, then decided to go home. Later that evening Florence and Herbert remembered the collection, so they came for it a mistake. Discovering the fragments upon the veranda, they made the much more important mistake of entering the house to demand an explanation, which they received immediately. It was delivered with so much vigor, indeed, that Florence was surprised and hurt, and yet the most important of her dreamy wishes of the afternoon had been fulfilled. The collection had been useful to Noble Dill, for Mr. Atwater had smelled the smell of an Arduma cigarette, and was just on the point of coming out to say some harsh things when the collection interfered. And, as Florence was really responsible for its having been in a position to interfere, so to say, she had actually in a manner protected her protege, and also shown some of that power of which she had boasted when she told him that sometimes she made members of her family step around pretty lively. Another of her wishes appeared to be on the way to fulfillment, too. She had hoped that something memorable might be done with the collection, and the interview with her grandfather, her Aunt Julia, and Kitty Silver seemed to leave this beyond doubt.  Yet in this languorous time there may be fall a brisker night, cool and lively as an intrusive boy, a night made for dancing. On such a night a hasty thought might put it as desirable that all the world should be twenty-two years old, and in love, like Noble Dill. Upon the white bed in his room, as he dressed, lay the flat black silhouettes of his short evening coat and trousers, side by side, trim from new pressing, and, whenever he looked at them, Noble felt rich, tall, distinguished, and dramatic. It is a mistake, as most literary legends are mistakes, to assume that girls are the only people subject to before-the-party exhilaration. At such times a girl is often in the anxious yet determined mood of a runner before a foot race, or she may be merely hopeful. Some are merry, and some are grim, but arithmetical calculation of some sort, whether glorious or uneasy, is busy in their eyes as they pin and pat before their mirrors. To behold romance, gone light-headed, turn to the humbler sort of man-creature under twenty-three. Alone in his room he may enact for you scenes of flowery grace and most capricious gallantry, rehearsals as unconscious as the curtsies of field-daisies in a breeze. He has neither doubt nor certainty of his charm. He has no arithmetic at all, and is often so free of calculation that he does not even pull down the shades at his windows. Unfortunately, for the neighbors, and even for passers-by, since Noble's room had a window visible from the street, his prophetic mother had closed his shutters before he began to dress. Thus she deprived honest folk of what surely must have been to them the innocent pleasure of seeing a very young man in light but complete underwear, lifting from his head a Panama hat new that day in a series of courteous salutations. At times, during this same stage of his toilette, they might have had even more entertainment before putting on his socks Noble one-stepped for several minutes, still retaining upon his head the new hat. This was a hat of double value to him. Not only was it pleasant to behold in his mirror, but it was engaged in solidifying for the evening the arrangement of his hair. It may be admitted that he was a little giddy, for the dance was Julia's. Mr. Atwater had been summoned to New York on a blessed business that would keep him a fortnight, and his daughter, alert to the first flash of opportunity, had almost instantly summoned musicians, florists, a caterer, and set plans before them. Coincidentally, Noble had chance to see Mr. Atwater driving down Julia's street that morning, a travelling bag beside him, and immediately putting aside for the day all business cares hurried to the traveller's house. Thus he forestalled for the time being that competition which helped to make caring for Julia so continuous a strain upon whatever organ is the seat of the anxieties. Kind Julia, busy as she was, agreed to dance the first dance with him, and the last, those being considered of such significance that he would be entitled to the prerequisites of a special cavalier. For instance, a seat beside her during the serving of the customary light repast, in such high fortune no wonder he was a little giddy as he dressed. The process of clothing himself was disconnected, being broken by various enacted fancies and interludes. Having approached the length of one sock toward the completion of his toilette, he absently dropped the other upon the floor, and danced again, his expression and attitude signifying that he classed a revered partner. Releasing her from this respectful confinement, he offered the invisible lady a gracious arm, and walked up and down the room with a stateliness tempered to rhythm, a cakewalk of strange refinement. Phrases seemed to be running in his head, impromptu, symbolic of the touching and romantic, for he spoke them half-allowed in a wistful yet uplifted manner.  Then he added, in a deeper voice, for life is but a golden dream so sweetly. Other whimsies came forth from him as the dressing slowly continued, though one might easily be at fault in attempting to fathom what was his thought when, during the passage of his right foot through the corresponding leg of his trousers, he exclaimed commandingly, now jocco for the stirrup cup! Jack boots and a faithful squire, probably. During the long and dreamy session with his neck gear, he went back to the softer motif. Oh, years so fair, oh, night so rare! For life is but a golden dream so sweetly. Then, pausing abruptly to look at his coat, so smoothly folded upon the bed, he addressed it, oh, noblest sample of the tailor's dexterous art. This was too much courtesy, for the coat was ready-made and looked nobler upon the bed than upon its owner. In fact, it was by no means a dexterous sample, but evidently noble believed in it with a high and satisfying faith, and he repeated his compliment to it as he put it on. Come, noblest sample of the tailor's art, I'll don thee! During these processes he had been repeatedly summoned to descend to the family dinner, and finally his mother came lamenting and called up from the front hall that everything was all getting cold. But by the time he was on his way, and though he went back to leave his hat in his room unwilling to confide it to the hat rack below, he presently made his appearance in the dining-room and took his seat at the table. This mere sitting, however, appeared to be his whole conception of dining. He seemed as unaware of his mother's urging food upon him as if he had been a noble dill of waxwork. Several times he lifted a fork and set it down without guiding it to its accustomed destination. Food was far from his thoughts or desires, and if he really perceived its presence at all, it appeared to him as something vaguely ignoble upon the horizon. But he was able to partake of coffee, drink two cups feverishly, his hand visibly unsteady, and when his mother pointed out this conformation of many prophecies that cigarettes would ruin him, he asked if anybody had noticed whether or not it was cloudy outdoors. At that his father looked despondent, for the open windows of the dining-room revealed an evening of fragrant clarity. I see, I see, noble return, pettishly, when the fine state of this closely adjacent weather was pointed out to him by his old maid's sister. It wouldn't be raining, of course, not on a night like this. He jumped up. It's time for me to go. Mrs. Dill laughed. Ah, it's only a little after seven. Julie won't be through her own dinner yet. You mustn't. But with a tremulous smile, Noble shook his head and hurriedly left the room. He went upstairs for his hat, and while there penned a geranium blossom upon his lapel, for it may be admitted that in butaneers his taste was as yet unformed. Coming down again he took a stick under his arm and was about to set forth when he noticed a little drift of talcum powder upon one of his patent-leather shoes. After carefully removing this accretion and adding a brighter luster to the shoe by means of friction against the back of his ankle, he decided to return to his room and brush the affected portion of his trousers. Here a new reverie arrested him.  Then, not having used it, he dropped it gently upon the bed. Lit an arduma-cigarette. Descended and went forth to the quiet street. As he walked along Julia's street toward Julia's party there was something in his mean and, look, more dramatic than mere sprightliness, and when he came with insight of the ineffable house and saw its many lights shining before him, he breathed with profundity, half halting. Again he murmured, O years so fair, O night so rare, for life is but a golden dream so sweetly. At the gate he hesitated. Perhaps, perhaps he was a little early. It might be better to walk round the block. He executed this parade and again hesitated at the gate. He could see into the brightly lighted hall beyond the open double doors, and it contained nothing except its usual furniture. Once more he walked round the block. The hall was again in the same condition. Again he went on. When he had been thrice round the block after that he discovered human beings in the hall. They were Florence and a Gallic costume, and Florence's mother evidently arrived to be assistants at the party, for with the helpful advice of a collared man's servant they were arranging some bunches of flowers on two hall tables. Their leisurely manner somewhat emphasized the air of earliness that hung about the place, and noble thought it better to continue to walk round the block. The third time after that, when he completed his circuit, the musicians were just arriving, and their silhouettes, headed by that of the burden-based fiddler, staggered against the light of the glowing doorway like a fantasia of giant beetles, noble felt that it would be better to let them get settled, and therefore walked round the block again. Not far from the corner above Julia's, as he passed a hoarse and unctuous voice issuing out of an undistinguishable lawn called his name, Noble! Noble, Dill! And when Noble paused, Julia's uncle Joseph came waddling forth from the dimness, and rested his monstrous arms upon the top of the fence, where streetlight revealed them as shirt-sleeved, and equipped with a palm-leaf fan. What is the matter, Noble? Mr. Atwater inquired earnestly. Matter? Noble repeated. Matter? We're kind of upset, said Mr. Atwater. My wife and I been just sitting out here in our front yard, not doing any harm to anybody, and here it's nine times we've counted you passing the place, always going the same way. He spoke as with complaint, a man with a grievance. It's kind of ghostlike, he added. We'd give a good deal to know what you make of it. Noble was nonplussed. Why, he said, why? How do you get back? That's the mystery, said Mr. Atwater.  You know my wife's never been too strong a woman, Noble, and all this isn't doing her any good. Besides, we sort of figured out that you ought really to be at Julia's dance this evening. I-I am, said Noble nervously. I mean, that's where I'm going. I'm going there. I'm going there.  You keep on going there. Just when we've decided you must be there, at last, here you come, going there again. Well, don't let me detain you. But if you do decide to go in some time, Noble, I'm afraid you aren't going to be able to do much dancing. Noble, who had begun to walk on, halted in sudden panic. Did this sinister fear of Mr. Atwater's mean that, as an uncle, he had heard Julia was suddenly ill? Why, won't I, he asked quickly. Is anything your poor feet, said Mr. Atwater, withdrawing? Good night, Noble. The youth went on, somewhat disturbed. It seemed to him that this uncle, though Julia's, was either going queer in the head or had chosen a poor occasion to be facetious. Next time, probably, it would be better to walk round the block below this. But it was no longer advisable to walk round any block. When he came to the happy gateway, the tuning of instruments and a fanfare of voices sounded from within the house. Girls in light wraps were fluttering through the hall with young men. It was time for the party, and Noble went in. Throughout the accomplishment of the entrance he made, his outside and his inside were directly contradictory. His inside was almost fluttering. There might have been a nest of nervous young birds in his chest, but as he went upstairs to the gentleman's dressing-room, to leave his hat and stick, this flopping and scrambling within him was never to be guessed from his outside. His outside was unsympathetic. Even stately, he greeted his fellow guest with negligent hoture, while his glance seemed to say only pleasantry here. As in the public domain, reading by Bologna Times. The stairway was crowded as he descended, and as he looked down upon the heads and shoulders of the throng below in Julia's hall, the thought came to him that since he had the first and last dances and supper engaged with Julia, the hostess, this was almost the next thing to being the host. It was a pleasing thought, but a slight graciousness now flavored his salutations. At the foot of the stairs he became part of the file of young people who were moving into one of the large rooms where Julia stood to receive. And then between two heads before him he caught a first glimpse of her and all the young birds fluttering in his chest burst into song. His heart fainted. His head ballooned. His feet seemed to dangle from him at the ends of two strings. Their glued sapphire-eyed Julia never had she been prettier. The group closed, shutting out the vision, and he found himself able to dry his brow and get back his breath before moving forward in a cold and aristocratic attitude. Then he became incapable of any attitude. He was before her, and she greeted him. A buzzing of the universe confused him. He would have stood forever, but pressure from behind pushed him on, and so enveloped in a scented cloud he passed into a corner. He tried to remember what he had said to her, but could not. Perhaps it would have discouraged him to know that all he had said was, Wow! Now there rattled out a challenge of drums. Loud music struck upon the air. Starting instantly to go to Julia, Noble's left leg first received the electric impulse and crossed his laggard right, but he was no pacer, and thus stumbled upon himself and plunged. Still convulsive he came headlong before her, and was the only person nearer who remained unaware that his dispersal of an intervening group had the appearance of extreme unconventionality. Noble knew nothing except that this was his dance with her. Then heaven played with him. She came close and touched him exquisitely. She placed a lovely hand upon his shoulder, her other lovely, cool hand and one of his, the air filled with bursting stars. They danced. Noble was conscious of her within his clasping arm, but conscious of her as nothing human. The fluffy white bodice pressed by his hand seemed to be that of some angel doll, the charming shoulder that sometimes touched his was made of a divine mist. Only the pretty head close to his was actual. The black sapphire eyes gave him a little blue-black glance, now and then, and seemed to laugh. In truth they did, though Julia's lips remained demure. So far as Noble was able to comprehend what he was doing he was floating rhythmically to a faint far music, but he was almost unconscious, especially from the knees down. To the eye of observers incapable of perceiving that Noble was floating it appeared that he was out of step most of the time, and danced rather hoppingly. However, these mannerisms were no novelty with him, and it cannot be denied that girls at dances usually hurried impulsively away to speak to somebody when they saw him coming. One such creature even went so far as to whisper to Julia now, during a collision, how she get caught. Julia was loyal. She gave no sign of comprehension, but valiantly swung onward with Noble, bumped and bumping everywhere, in spite of the most extraordinary and graceful dexterity on her part. That's one reason she's such a terrible bell, a damsel whispered to another. What is? The way she'll be just as nice to anybody like Noble Dill as she is to anybody, said the first, look at her now.  Well, I wouldn't laugh either, said the other, not in Julia's position. I'd be too busy being afraid. What of? Of getting a sprained ankle? It is well that telepathy remains as a science lethargic. Speculation sets before us the prospect of a life beyond in which every thought is communicated without the intervention of speech, a state wherein all neighbors and neighborhoods would promptly be dispersed and few friendships long endure. One fears. If to Noble Dill's active consciousness had penetrated merely the things thought about him and his dancing in this one short period of time before the music for that dance stopped, he might easily have been understood if he had hurried forth, obtained explosives, and blown up the place, himself indeed included. As matters providentially were in reality, when the music stopped he stood confounded. He thought the dance had just begun. His mouth remained open until the necessary gestures of articulation intermittently closed it, as he said. Oh, that was divine! Too gentle Julia agreed. You said I could have part of some in between the first and last, he reminded her. Can I have the first part of the next? She laughed. I'm afraid not. The next is Mr. Clairdices, and I really promised him I wouldn't give any of his away or let anybody cut in. Well, then, said Noble, frowning a little, would you be willing for me to cut in on the third? I'm afraid not. That's Newland Sanders, and I promised him the same thing. Well, the one after that. No, that one's Mr. Clairdices, too. It is? Noble was greatly disturbed. Yes. Too that quick with old baldy Clairdices? he exclaimed, raising his voice, but unaware of the fervor with which he spoke. Too with that old! Sh! Noble, she said, though she laughed. He really isn't old. He's just middle-aged, and only the least bit bald, just enough to be distinguished-looking. Well, you know what I'd think of him. He returned with the vehemence, not moderated. I don't think he's distinguished-looking. I think he's simply and plainly a regular old— Sh! Julia warned him again. He's standing with some people just behind us, she added. Well, then, said Noble, can I cut in on the next one after that? She consulted a surreptitious little card. I'm afraid you'll have to wait till quite a little later on, Noble. That one is poor, Mr. Ridgely's. I promised him I wouldn't. Then can I cut in on the next one after that? It's Mr. Clairdices, said Julia, and she blushed. My goodness! said Noble. Oh, my goodness! Sh! I'm afraid people. Let's go out on the porch, said Noble, whose manner had suddenly become desperate. Let's go out and get some air where we can talk the thing over. I'm afraid I'd better not, just now, she returned, glancing over her shoulder. You see, all the people aren't here yet. You've got an odd here, said Noble, and a sister-in-law, and a little niece. I saw them. They can— I'm afraid I'd better stay indoors, just now, she said persuasively. We can talk here just as well. We can't, he insisted feverishly. We can't, Julia. I've got something to say, Julia. Julia, you gave me the first dance and the last dance, and, of course, sitting together at supper, or whatever there is, and you know as well as I do. That means it's just the same as if you weren't giving this party, but it was somewhere else, and I took you to it, and it's always understood you never danced more with anybody else than the one you went with, when you go with that person to a place, because that's the rats of it. In other towns it's just the same way. They do that way there, just the same as here.  Julia, don't you see, that's the regular way it is, and the only fair way it ought to be. What? Weren't you even listening? He cried. Yes, indeed, but Julia, he said desperately, let's go out on the porch. I want to explain just the way I feel. Let's go out on the porch, Julia. If we stay here, somebody's just bound to interrupt us any minute before I can explain the way I— but the prophecy was fulfilled even before it was concluded. A group of loudly chattering girls and their escorts of the moment bore down upon Julia and shattered the tête-à-tête. Dislodged from Julia's side by a large and eager girl whom he had hated ever since she was six years old and he five, Noble found himself staggering in a kind of suburb. For the large girl's disregard of him, as she shouldered in, was actually physical and too powerful for him to resist, she wished to put her coarse arm round Julia's waist. It appeared, and the whole group burbled and clamoured. The party was perfectly glorious. So was the waxed floor, so was Julia, my dear, so was the music, the weather, and the den they made. Noble felt that his rites were being outraged. Until the next dance began, every moment of her time was legally his, yet all he could even see of her was the top of her head, and the minutes were flying. He stood on tiptoe, thrust his head forward over the large girl's odious shoulder, and shouted, Julia, let's go out on the porch! No one seemed to hear him. Julia! Boom! Rackety, boom! The drummer walloped his drums. A saxophone squat and fiddle squailed. Hereupon appeared a tall authoritative man, at least thirty-two years old, and all swelled up with himself as interpreted by Noble and several other friends of Julia's, though this, according to quite a number of people, all feminine, was only another way of saying that he was a person of commanding presence. He wore a fully-developed moustache, an easy smile, clothes offensively knowing, and his hair began to show that scarcity which Julia felt gave him distinction, a curious theory, but natural to her age. What really did give this claridise some air of distinction, however, was the calmness with which he walked through the group that had dislodged Noble Dill, and the assurance with which he put his arm about Julia and swept her away in the dance. Noble was left alone in the middle of the floor, but not for long. Couples charged him, and he betook himself to the wall. The party, for him, was already ruined. Sometimes, as he stood against the wall, there would be, swirled to him, out of all the comminglements of other scents, a faint, faint hint of heliotrope, and then Julia would be born masterfully by, her flying skirts just touching him. And sometimes, out of the medley of all other sounds, there would reach his ear a little laugh like a run of lightly plucked harp strings, and he would see her shining dark hair above her partner's shoulder as they swept again near him for an instant. And always, though she herself might be concealed from him, he would only too painfully mark where she danced. The overtopping head of the tall claridise was never lost to view. The face on the front part of that disliked head wore continuously a confident smile which had a bad effect on Noble. It seemed to him, desecration, that a man was so gross a smile should be allowed to dance with Julia, and that she should smile back at her partner, and with such terrible kindness, as Noble twice saw her smile, this was like a calamity happening to her white soul without her knowing it. If she should ever married that man, well, it would be the old story, May and December. Noble shuddered, and the drums, the fiddles, the bass fiddle, and the saxophone seemed to have an evil sound. When the music stopped, he crammed hastily through the room toward Julia, but she was in the thicket of her guest when he arrived, and for several moments Mr. Claridise's broad back kept intervening. Almost intentionally, it seemed. When Noble tried to place himself in a position to attract Julia's attention, this back moved too, and Noble's nose but pressed black cloth. And the noise everybody made was so baffling that, in order to be heard, Julia herself was shouting. Suddenly Noble contrived to squirm round the obtrusive back, and protruded his strained face among all the flushed and laughing ones. "'Julia, I got to,' he began, but this was just at the climax of a story that three people were telling at the same time, Julia being one of them, and he received little attention. "'Julia,' he said hoarsely, I got something I want to tell you about,' he raised his voice. "'Julia, come on, let's go out on the porch!' Nobody even knew that he was there. Nevertheless, the tall and solid Claridise was conscious of him, but only, it proved, as one is conscious of something to rest upon. His elbow, a little elevated, was at the height of Noble's shoulder, and this heavy elbow, without its owner's direct or active cognizance, conferred itself a comfortable support. Then as the story reached its conclusion, this old Claridise joined the general mirth so heartily as to find himself quite overcome, and he allowed most of his weight to depend upon the supported elbow. Noble sank like feathers. "'Here, what you doing?' he said hotly. I'll thank you to keep off of me.' Old Baldi recovered his balance without being aware of what had threatened it, while his elbow, apparently of its own volition, groped for its former pedestal. Noble evaded it and pushed forward. "'Julia,' he said, I got to say some—' But the accursed music began again, and horn-rimmed Newlin Sanders already had his arm about her waist. They disappeared into the ruck of dancers. "'Well, by George,' said Noble, by George, I'm going to do something.'