Let's start this out with an example of what the Helm chain is going to have to be. Grabbed by the function. Yeah. They are going to understand this. Naturalistic teaching. This is, as an in-home BCBA, one of my absolute favorites, because I like to think of it like, hey man, colleagues like contrived, man. In-home's all about like, letting the contingencies go, dude. They just happen, right? And you like totally capitalize on the moment, man. I absolutely love that. That's the way to describe naturalistic teaching.  Yeah, a little bit. What's the turtle? Oh, I can't think of the turtle's name from Nemo, but yeah, he's one of my favorites. Just ride the wave, dude. Yeah, it's totally cool. So, you're going to take that discrete trial training piece, right? Keep that in your head. You got those ABCs that we've been working with. But instead of like, at a table where you remove all the reinforcement, you present the discriminative stimulus in your type, in your control, the kid has to do exactly that to earn it. And that's all they can do, and that's all they're working on. This is way chiller. So it's more like, the skills are already present. They just need to have that frequency increased. Reinforced. So, what you'll do is like, it's a great example for like, playing soccer, right? So the first thing you're doing is you're going to manipulate the environment. So what does the kid need? He needs a soccer ball. So you're going to put one or two more soccer balls in the environment, and then you're going to entice or play with the ball and try to get the kid interested in it, right? So, for example, if the kid's like standing here and I'd be over here, and I'm all going back and forth, and you can't see my feet, but I'm going back and forth with the ball, and he starts like looking and attending to the ball, and you're like, yeah, come here. That's great looking at the ball. Let's play some soccer. And you just use reinforcers and tokens and all these ideas to shape behavior naturally as it kind of presents itself instead of contriving the whole scenario. It's a little harder to just do. I definitely think doing a lot of DTT gets used to the structure of how to think about how to do it. It's definitely kind of like a technician level-up kind of way of teaching. But usually I've done more like imaginative play, other DTT skills that you were doing at the table. Now we want them to generalize and become independent because you're able to be like, this kid now says hello ten out of ten times across three technicians, and they're going to be like, let's go see if he says hi to mom at home. End program from there. You're going to do the same type of prompt, so you're going to have, manipulating the environment, right? Mom comes in the room and the kid's playing his game, and you'll prompt if he doesn't attend to it in like five seconds. You'll be like, hey kiddo, let's talk to mom. And he'll go, hi mom. And you'll be like, awesome saying hi. Yeah, mom will leave the room. Comes back in a little bit. Mom comes back in the room. You know, just kind of naturally as she's maybe coming home from work or something like that. And that kind of process and reinforcement and prompting very naturalistic will generalize and create independence in those skills. So naturalistic teaching is probably one of my favorites. It's a lot of fun to do. And it's a sign that things are going well. So I hope you have fun doing it.


Greetings and salutations. Welcome to this jule special with my good friend Tom. Welcome back to the channel. Thanks mate. Good to be here. Yeah, good to have you here and we are actually at our special place of the dead. It's a grave field. Yes, this is Orser Grafelt, our cellar urn in Sweden. And it's a very old and very large pagan burial ground with many barrows like these you see here dating. I'm gonna move out of the way so you can properly admire them. Here's two beautiful ones and these probably date to the Iron Age but some of the ones here are more recent from the Viking Age and there's also stone circles, stone ship settings as well here but from that from somewhere between the Iron Age and the Viking Age. So this was used for well over a thousand years as a burial ground for many pagans. Yeah, so we're at the western shores of Mälaren and Mälaren is well a central lake which connects to Stockholm and all around Mälaren you can find a lot of viking burials etc. And obviously I know Tom you've made videos from Uppsala and the thing is that the level of the sea was much higher back in the day so probably where we stand now I don't know how high up we are but with this burial ground is all on a ridge you can do a shot afterwards to show exactly what we're looking at but we're really high up and all these mounds are on this ridge but this ridge used to be an island so what we can see now is feel of like agricultural land surrounding the ridge was of course just the lake and that meant actually the lake itself was more of the sea then because it was connected right out to Stockholm with the Baltic so like all the Viking boats could come up here and then see the burial mounds very prominently as their sailing past because it's like a motorway of those times so people wanted their mounds to be known like runestones that are set like on roads or near to like a waterway so everyone can see the names of the dead or the barrows of the dead so they can be remembered for many years to come yeah definitely so if you are interested in these sort of things and you plan a trip to Sweden the region of Mälaren definitely including Uppsala because that's connected via the waterways yeah so anyway since this is uh jul slash christmas special do you have any any take on jul or christmas as a pagan it's pagan origins i thought you would be the best to answer this question because i know a lot of my subscribers have um have asked this as well well of course you may celebrate your how you choose you may if you're a pagan you may have established your own rights and ways of doing things and that's fine i'm not trying to say there's anything wrong with the way you've chosen to do stuff but let me say what i understand from about how germanic pagan yule was practiced uh both the the anglosaxon and the north sources say that it was two months of yule so that's uh dissent equivalent to december and january but they used a different calendar so it wouldn't be exactly the same times but yeah so two months long two moons and uh in the main big celebration would be in the second month but within the yule time these two yule months there's many celebrations many sacred uh events for different gods so and for different reasons during this holy time the main one which uh is called which is also called yule uh i think that would happen on the new moon following the full moon following the solstice but many people like to just do it on the solstice because now we have a solar calendar but the germanic people use a lunar solar calendar so they use they calculated by both the moon and the sun combined so in any case that main festival was all about odin he was the main person celebrated for that one and it and it began with a sacrifice of a horse or something like that to odin and then many days of drinking that would last and feasting because the word yule was actually used as a kenning to mean feast and other times of year as well because the yule feast was such a big meal so that big celebration of drunkenness and feasting and coming together was the main yule celebration but as i said it's two months long and there are other things one of them is only attested in anglo-saxa sources they say the night before yule they had something called modernicht which means night of the mothers and i think that would be very similar to what the norse had called disir blot which or disir blot because and that was actually at the end of february but the anglo-saxa one was the night before yule and it's about celebrating and worshiping the clan mothers the ancestral mothers of your race so not really just all your not actual you know your great grandmother or whatever but rather like symbolic representatives like divine female like goddesses almost who represent your people and that they you know their help their instrumental in bringing the luck and fortunes of your people so that would be an important and very solemn occasion too and we can see from the fact that odin is the lord of the dead and that we have the modernicht as well which is about ancestral deities or something like a deity there's definitely a connection this time of year with the dead and i think that that is why we should remember our ancestors at this time of year and come to maybe somewhere like this or to wherever you can wherever it's appropriate for where you live and think about the about your ancestors and your people and remember that your ancestors are watching now another thing that most of my subscribers will be somewhat familiar with is the wild hunt because i usually issue my wild hunt challenges and that is to usually something to do with self-improvement that you embrace the embark upon the wild hunt to do something and i do this to get this mystic heroic epic feel but that's connected to the wing results this as well correct uh yeah the wild hunt is is preserved in all different folkloric sources from around europe and i i'm sure that some of them connected to midwinter definitely in england i mostly only know about the english folkloric English folkloric sources where it's definitely associated with winter uh i don't know if it's associated specifically with christmas in england but it may well be in other parts of europe but it's widely agreed although it's over the centuries the wild hunts become associated with different figures like king arthur some local famous person like barbaros or whatever but originally it's probably most likely that it was all about odin and that it the rise from odin and in sweden it's always been connected to odin because they never departed from that original meaning of it all right cool yeah we will actually make a another video in try to find some sort of cafe or some warmer place to talk a bit more about the arthurian legend and the green night because uh yeah that will have to be we'll talk more in in the next video so thank you tom and uh and yeah thank you for watching good yule hail our ancestors


I'm not sure if everyone caught what I said before. I'm going to make a problem statement first so that folks in here can decide whether they're interested in staying for this topic because we recognize that it probably might not be interesting for everybody. So I won't mind if five minutes in some of you decide you need to go somewhere else. The issue is that for network file systems and for network storage in general, clients need to have a globally unique identifier. It needs to be durable across reboots. It turns out this is a problem not only for NFSV4, it's also an issue for NVMe. The initiator I guess needs to have a global identifier that targets can recognize. So all well and good, you know, you can use something like the machine ID if you're talking about a physical host.  Who generates the identifier when you create a container? When it reboots, where does it go and look for it? So it makes sure it has the same identifier that it had during its last boot instance. If you've got a VM guest that you clone from a master, a golden master, who's responsible for making sure that that identifier is changed when you clone a guest? So Hannes actually has a solution that he has put together for NVMe. We're still looking for one for NFS and we're just sort of looking for ideas and thoughts from other folks. We certainly do want to reach out to the container community to understand if there are other similar use cases and how they might have solved the problem. Hannes, go ahead. Yeah. We from the NVMe site have the big advantage that we have a fixed place where the identification is stored. I mean, once generated, it's stored there. That's basically a file in a defined location. And that is the identifier which is being used going forward. So for us, it's just a matter what should be in there and who should be modifying it under which circumstance. But once it's there, it's pretty obvious, yeah, that's the one which the whole system will be using. So for us, we are, well, slightly off the hook there because we have a fixed location where we know that's the one we need to use. As I understand correctly, this is slightly different as you don't have a location. You don't even have a file. Anything. Yeah. How do we pick the location? It's basically a problem. How do we pick the location? How do we pick the location? Where do you store it? Because it might well be that the data there is randomly generated or whatever. It's not up for you to decide. It might be literally anything. So let's say for containers, it actually would make sense to just have a random identifier which will be deleted if the container is removed and can never ever be regenerated. That's the idea. Yeah. So that's the idea. But if you do that, then it needs to be well stored somewhere in the container, which means it needs to have a location where you can store it in that container, which also means that you have to modify your tools to look for that location where you find it. When you say location, does this include the machine? Is the location including the machine it's on or are you starting from the machine? So it's like just you have to include the server name or IP address. It turns out using a hardware specific thing is a good method for seeding the data, for getting the initial data. But it's not really that good for using it. So actually, so what I'm saying is you actually would need to have a location where you can store the data, which is different from the location where you got the data from.  Well, and that depends on your definition what a machine is. It's basically the problem we have on iSCSI or even on iSCSI or any of these things. There is an identifier for the host. What exactly is the host here? In the context that you might have several interfaces, that you might have several whatever. So a machine might have different interfaces or different connections. Or you may have several machines sharing an address. And so, or several machines sharing an address. So what exactly is a machine and what is the context? Should I have, should I give each interface the same ID that I'm pretending that each interface is actually a machine or something? Or should I just combine them, have a shared one, and if I shared, share across which? So, but this is a different discussion to be had. So the problem here is that at first, NFS doesn't have a fixed location where it could store the identifier. So meaning you can't use DefRandom to generate the identifier and then tell NFS to use it because you can't. Because there's nothing where NFS- There's nowhere to publish it. Sorry? There's nowhere to publish it. Exactly. So, and that is one of the issues with Facebook. Maybe you need to take a leaf out of NFS's book and have a thing. No, and the problem for NFS here is that, well, it's, you know, catch 22. So yes, you might need to store it somewhere. But that somewhere will be a file system. NFS does exactly what? Providing a file system. Well, NFS has a volume location server, and you ask the volume location. Here's a handle. Yeah, but this just delays the problem. Tell me who am I? Yeah, tell me who am I based on which credentials. So you're just referring back to someone needs to generate the credentials such that you can't get the correct ID. So again, back to square one, we need to create credentials. I mean, we can even put a finer point on this in the NFS case, which is one can imagine a NFS server, which is implemented using a virtual machine that mounts a Google persistent disk or Amazon elastic black block store. And at some point due to maintenance, we need to kill the VM. We start a new VM, but it's going to mount the pre existing virtual block device. And it's going to serve the same NFS contents. And logically, it's in fact the same NFS server. I mean, you could even have the problem where you have a physical, you know, bare metal NFS server and you replace the motherboard because the motherboard died, but the hard drives are staying the same. And technically, that's the same server, even though the CPU serial number has changed, right? And so it's very, very fact dependent when it's the same server and when it isn't. It's well, for the server side, it's easier because the server side has storage. It has persistent storage. Clients don't necessarily have persistent storage. Yeah, so you could put an Etsy file on the NFS server. Exactly, the NFS server has a file system that is guaranteed not to go away. The clients don't have that. So some solutions we've thought of, we can specify a module parameter with a UUID ID on it. That's how we do it today. We could put that on a kernel command line, for example, if we're doing a pixie boot of the client. We could put it in an Etsy file or we could take a hash of the machine ID. We take a hash of that because we're not supposed to put the machine ID in the clear on the network. But then, you know, that's great for the physical host. What do we do when we create a container with an NFS client instance in it? It's got a different IP address. It's a different, basically it's a different individual. So how do we specify the client identifier for that? Where do we put it? Just so I understand the problem, you have both server side and client side identifiers. Server side is pretty much solved because you have stable storage. So it's just the client side you're worried about. But why does it matter for a container which is an ephemeral entity if you just randomly choose a UUID each time you bring the container up? It's got to be the same one that the container reboots. What do you mean when the container reboots? You're positing an ephemeral container. When it reboots, it's a different instance. A lot of, well, so Docker containers deliberately have this property. If you have a different type of container, the ones that are truly sort of live from generation to generation often have persistent storage underneath them. So you could store the identifier there. I mean, ultimately it's the container manager who should have that information, right, and the container manager should provide this to the actual process running in the container. And that just seems like something that needs to be standardized. Right, that's our feeling as well. And I think what we've done so far is to write some massaged documentation that explains the problem. And I've got a patch pending for the NFS client to put that under the documentation directory so that the people who write the orchestration software can read that and go, okay, I've got to find a place in the file system to put that. And these are the characteristics that it has to have. This is also what I would suggest to indeed separate out the ID being used from the tools for generating the ideas in the first place. So I just have a defined location of the file system where the ID is stored. And then modify your tools to look for this ID and use it if present. Yeah, please. So because then you got whatever, it's up to the admin to decide, do I want to change the client ID or not? And then he can or cannot or whatever. And you can just pick whatever it's there. You don't have to worry from the NFS side, from the NFS tool side, which information to use, what to do, blah, blah. You just delegate it to the previous step, meaning the admin steps, of actually providing you with the number in there. Where in the file system do you put the ID? Does NBM put it? It is at C somewhere. At C somewhere where? Yeah, it's up to you. It's, you get to define it. So you don't have a standard file where you put it? Well, we do have a standard file, but that's an NBM file because we said it will be, that will be the standard location where it will be found. Because we defined it that way. Okay, and when you create a container, what happens? So, and that then again, the good thing here is that it's pretty clear that is the location where the identification is stored. So whatever you do, whether you call it from within the container, from within the VM, blah, blah. What properties do you want of this identifier? So supposing my container is going to be elastically scaled across the data center, so I've got multiple copies of it. Do each have the same ID or do you want each to have different IDs? And that really depends, that's an administrative choice. Well, that's what I want, I'm asking you, what are the properties of this identifier? Because the answer we give you depends on what properties we want. I think they need to be distinct for each running container. So essentially, it will be your ID where the first U is somewhat debatable. So it doesn't necessarily need to be unique, but it can be made unique. So if I've elastically scaled up the container and then I scale it back again, you're happy with me destroying, let's say I scale it up by 10 times. I destroy nine of these identifiers, now I scale it up by 10 times again, you want to come back or I'm okay to create new ones. When I scale it 100 times, are my 90 new ones, what properties? Depends on what you said, what you want to achieve. Whether you really want to have each container connect to the very same storage, or whether you want to have each container have a different storage. This is an administrative choice scaling. So let me assume that the client is connecting to the same storage. Because it has to be a projection, all it's really doing, let's say it's elastically scaling for compute. So it's connecting to the same storage and it's just doing a computation that it suddenly has to blow up. And it's serving different clients off the back end that you don't need to know about. So let me try to address the question of do we want to preserve these across instances of containers? I think not, the uniqueifier is used for the purpose of recovering lock and open state. So if the container is destroyed, it necessarily has no more open or locked files so that the uniqueifier can go away or be recycled if you want. So in the elastic scaling use case, because I'm killing the container to scale it down, I can get rid of the identifier. And because it only is tied to locking state that I should have destroyed, I'm free to create a different UUID each time. Yes, okay, well then it sounds like it's random. So just to be clear about the RFC on the wire, is this the client ID? It's the client owner on the wire. So I was got confusing a little bit to look at the NFS41 RFC. There's a client ID and a client owner, right? Yes. And so you're talking about for recovery of locks and recovery of open state specifying a consistent client ID or client owner when you have a container that's moved in flight sort of. It's obviously the container shut down, there'd be no need for this, right? No, it's not a container shut down, it's a container restart. So what do I need to do to get a safe restart, to achieve a safe restart of a container? So it was suspended with files open and locks. Yes. And then when you restart it, you have to make sure after suspended. And we have a similar issue with SMB, right? We have persistent state, resilient and durable state as well. But these are important, right? That you have to specify. But so you have this two fields, right? Client ID and client owner. And what kind of puzzles me about this is that wouldn't this just be Etsy NFS? And you stick whatever that number is in Etsy NFS and you're done, I mean. Yeah, presumably. Yeah, pretty much. Well, we would like it to be that simple. We're not sure that the containers can do that. So I mean, I think. Why not? Containers provide file system. Well, a container may provide a file system. It doesn't necessarily. If you elastically scale a container, it will have the same file in Etsy, whatever. Yeah, right. Exactly. So, but if you want to have that level, if you want to have that level of guarantees, you have to provide files, that's the way it is. Yeah, I mean, it seems like the obvious answer here is if that magic Etsy whatever file doesn't exist, it becomes a random client identifier. And the presumption is, you know, you don't care about that client if it gets destroyed and recreated because there's not going to be any locking state to be preserved. If you do care about locking state being preserved across a container reboot, then you need to establish an Etsy, whatever. And maybe that's as simple as it needs to be at least for the NFS case. So the problem that we're in with the Linux NFS client at the moment is that when we talk about containers, we're really talking about network namespaces. So when a process is put into a new network namespace, it needs to have a different identifier than the host. No, it doesn't need to have. It doesn't necessarily need to have. There are cases where it should have, but there are other cases where it not need to have one. Wait a minute. So network namespace is usually a pod-based thing, not a container thing. So if I have two containers in the same pod sharing the same network namespace, you want them, they always have to have the same identifier. For the Linux NFS client, we'll treat the server the same and the page cache and the state is also shared if they're in the same network namespace. Okay, this is a client identifier. Yes, I actually would get away from the notion of a network namespace because you might have several NFS connections, each will question whether they should have the same client identifiers. They might have different ones. If the namespace has its own unique IP address, then it needs to have its own client identifier. Yes, so that's as far as I know. We're kind of like going back and forth a lot on this in cases where we're like, the container doesn't have to have this, the container doesn't have to have that. Working for a company that does exclusively containers, we configure a lot of that stuff. And a lot of that stuff is not brought in from the file system. It's brought in from some service managing thing. And so, yes, okay, putting in the NFS or whatever, it doesn't work for the case where you just fire up a bunch of network namespace things. But if that's what you're doing, you then, you just need to provide it a way to provide its own container ID through some interface, right? So like, okay, I guess what you're saying is you want NFS to be able to read this information, but it sounds to me like you need to just provide a generic interface to say, this is my client ID. And then we just let user space figure it out, right? Or am I misunderstanding the? Yeah, I think as far as I understood, I think you're saying the same thing, right? I mean, this is not a, this is a user space provided. Identify, in the user space provided concept, right? You didn't want to do this in the kernel. We don't want to, we don't want to implement policy in the kernel. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. So yeah, okay, so like, so the question I have for you as someone who deploys thousands and thousands of containers this way, is it enough for us to provide you with a documentation to do it and implement it yourself or would you like tools? Documentation, all right. If you just tell us what we need to do to do the thing, we'll do the thing. Okay, yeah, the squidgy part about that for me is, it's a file system. We need to be out of the box, out of the shrink wrap. We need to behave reliably. And we don't currently because you need to do the special setup. I would argue that containers are specialized enough that you just give us, like I think that clearly I don't run Docker or any of that other stuff. But, those people can also do the same thing, right? If they have the documentation, they can go and do the thing for themselves. And Facebook. But they have to know, they have to read that documentation. Right, they have to know. You have the fallback. I mean, the fallback is a random identifier you create when the container is created. If the container's orchestration system doesn't give it the ID, it's not expected to be persistent across crashes and reboots. Therefore, it can have a randomly generated ID each time. If the orchestration system wants it to be persistent, it will provide the ID that seems to be good enough. Yeah, we don't have the random default behavior at this point. Yeah, but the point is, if you don't get anything passed in, you'll know that, you just generate one randomly. Today, it uses the same identifier as the host, as the name space. I think that- That's probably wrong. Yeah, that sounds bad. It's also hard to just start creating random identifiers because we can break existing setups. But the expectation is, if the existing setup knows what it's doing, it'll pass the ID in, so it will sort it all out for you. This is only the fallback case where you didn't get an ID passed in and you know you didn't get an ID passed in, what do you do? Generate it randomly. I think the problem we're running into here is the mirrored concept of a container is a user space thing, right? Which means the container orchestration system needs to do this default thing, right? We don't want to randomly create that when you create a container, you know, a CG, right? Because the CG is the low-level thing that the kernel knows about. But ultimately, this all has to be in the container orchestration system because containers are a user space concept. If you have clear expectations about how you think NFS should behave, then document it because that's the way how standards are made for containers. It's the sad truth, I guess. Yeah, as I said, I have a patch pending that adds that documentation. It might not be complete or utterly clear right now, but we've got, of course, time to fix it. But that documentation is in the pipeline, yes. Yeah, I mean, again, I can only speak for my guys, but my guys pay attention to what the kernel community does with containers. They take full advantage anytime anybody does anything. So it'll be consumed inside of Meta pretty quickly if you just tell us what to do, right? Okay, maybe I could CC you the patch I have and you can say thumbs up, this looks good, no, this needs improvement. Yeah, I can pass it back to the people. Thank you, yeah. You're also running most of your containers with SystemDn spawn, right? We are moving in that direction, yes. So a lot of the stuff existed before N spawn, and so N spawn is the like, oh, thank God, we don't have to do this ourselves anymore, but right now it's, I think it's 50-50. Sorry, I didn't want to spoil it. Yes, but there is also a documentation and extension process for this specific runtime. Yeah, like I think that if you, I mean you could even go so far as to add it to SystemDn, and like that covers a lot of use cases, right? Obviously it doesn't cover other container people, but they're on their own. So we consider it SystemDn and the issue we run into is the uniqueifier has to be set before the first NFS mount runs and we see some variation in that guarantee. Anyway, that's a different story and I'm out of time, so. I thank you very much for your feedback. So I'll say something. Oh, there you are. Do you want to say something? No, okay. We don't have anything for FS or IO for this next half hour, so people on the call, you can drop off if you feel like. At five o'clock we will be back in this room for lightning talks. If you have a lightning talk, we don't have a way to like indicate that, so just find one of the PC members. I'm going to have something that I'll talk about like maintainership and responsibilities and that sort of thing, but that's going to be a little bit long. So if anybody has anything they want to talk about, let me know and you guys can go first. Otherwise. Or let me know if it's IO. Like any PC person can handle it. And for the people on Zoom, it's a new Zoom link for the lightning talks. Yeah, and so that's in a half an hour.


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I met Lowe's classmates and schoolmates. They always talking about you. He was an athlete.   What position you played in football? Football, I was a cornerback and, like, strong safety. I played wide receiver on offense. Used to go out there and get it, man. What number are you, Rob? 22. Oh, yeah, you, yeah. Never did I have a number. Niggas ain't got a damn, yeah. And now you would have said, like, a 48. No, no, no.  That's a real strong safety number. Yeah, 22. A nigga had that doof doof? Yeah.  Yeah, yeah. Man, so we just talking about cornerback. You went out there and saw Colorado and saw Dion with him putting together. How you, do Dion got college football too excited? Too excited right now? No. They don't even understand the caliber that he on now. It's like, he went to Jackson State, got the coaching skills together. But now he got his facilities. He got everything he need to be the next Alabama.  Once he get the right, what do you call the dogs out there? Yeah. It's over with. Bro, I'm saying, like, when we watch Colorado, we watching them, like, we ain't lose a draw. Like, I can't name a black person who's not a Colorado fan right now. Right.   Man, he have. You get what I'm saying? All the shit, we done talked all week. That's, I mean, that's what we've been waiting on is black people though. It's like, we got HBCUs, but then where the games be at? Like you, like they used to play them on BET. Yeah. It's hard to support these games if you're not seeing them or they're not getting the recognition. And Dion bringing that to Colorado. Nigga, he had the baby out there just recently. He done had, I'll say it, he done had Master P. Nigga, you never seen the rock at no damn college football game, right? The rock? And that's why I haven't had it in my life. Bro, we ain't seen the rock around some black folk. Yeah, for sure. Not since WWE. When they think about fighting Booker T. That's not fair.  But he was kicking it though. I ain't never seen the rock kick it with no black people. Like pull the, the rock literally pulled up to the cookout last weekend. Looking comfortable.  No security.  And I know security or nothing. No, but the thing about it though is like, everybody knows how great Dion Sanders is as a player. They know he's going to be great as a coach. And now just to see him have everything he was asking for at Jackson State times, 10. And he just got, he got the keys to the house, free reign. Look how much he done turned the game around already. That quick. Like many people, like you said, watching it. That ain't even college football fan. Nigga, we don't even watch the top five college teams. Like you don't even be, you just look at the scores and stuff, but Nigga will watch it Colorado game. You don't care who they play. People were mad that the game wasn't on TV against Arizona State this past weekend. Right. Like they were tight. They were looking for it. And then, you know, he a father. He got two sons on that team. So we kind of watching the story of that too. Right, yeah. The story of seeing somebody, you know, that father. Black people, we always going to be able to relate to that. Well, you had a father. I always be saying, I'm glad that's in the media because they always be like, you know, dads don't be in the kids' lives and all that. As a dad, you see that dad with his kids.  It ain't going to do that. Because you said in a couple of years, there ain't no football game going to do that now. No, not even praying. Not even praying. What's the problem with that, bro? Not even praying.   Let me go through it. Now, we just got to start using platforms like this to encourage brothers to make it right with their baby mamas and go and be fine. Yeah, sometimes. It ain't never too late to start.  Start somewhere. Start the night. Send a text. Send a text. Hello, man, though. Yeah, Mike, Mike, take him something.  You done spelled the name wrong. My bad is the key word, the key bad. Key bad, my bad.  Baby, mama, baby, she just keeps saying, who is that? Know what you're trying to say. Tell me how to spell it.  I know you're a dealing fan. Who was someone you were a fan of? People were needing to spell, like football, basketball, any sport, what? You know, I got my top 25 black athletes of all time or whatever. I grew up playing sports. So, you know, the 90s era of basketball, it just seemed like it was at least two or three stars on every team. So what you saying that? You think Mike the best player all the time? Michael Jordan, yes. Michael Jordan, he had the same effect as Muhammad Ali, just in basketball. And then it was athletes like Prine and Bo Jackson. Who, Bo Jackson? Like, Scottie Pippin was a dog to me.  So I used to see a lot of, like, the Sammy Sosa, the Mark McGuire home run joints. That changed the way of baseball.  Them niggas were snitching on each other, and I don't know what was their role. Mike Tyson, one of my favorite athletes of all time. I'm Mike Tyson. Yeah, man, I'm Mike Tyson. You been from Mississippi? Who was your team?  Or you was your player? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but, like, I grew up as a 49ers fan. Jerry Rice and Steve Young and Joe Montana. Man, Garrison Hurst and Brea. Brea, I'm talking about T.O. and the heyday when they had three receivers out there. There was all those six fans. T.O. and what was the other receiver? Sorry, I remember T.O. J.J. Stokes, T.O., Jerry Rice. Jeff Garcia. Jeff Garcia was the quarterback. Oh, Jeff Garcia was great, too. Garrison Hurst was the running back. He was a dog. UGA, yeah. Yeah, he was a dog. No, that's for real. I was, like, I grew up heavy with the 49ers. You still a fan? Yeah, most definitely, bro. Because they had us out to the game.     So I got about 12, 13 teams that I'm a fan of. Especially if they got damn sure Niggas some love or something like that. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one ticket, one jersey, one coke, and one hot dog.  Hell, I'm in there. I'm the biggest, most more Ravens fan ever. Niggas, it hard right now to get me to root against them Titans. Niggas, they treated us with so much love and respect. Yeah, the Tennessee Titans is exactly, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Niggas, I'm in there screaming. Niggas, I'm doing the chance and all.  I wouldn't stop.  And we still buying Falcons tickets. We buying tickets. Don't say nothing. Don't say, they watch the show.  We need a hat, a jersey, a skull cap, a sweater. Come on Falcons, y'all gotta get right. Son. Let me make a call, let me talk to some folks. Yeah.  The Patriots. What about Jerome Bettez? I heard you had asked him for... You tried to stunt on me, bro. What? The bus tried to stunt on me. You ain't heard this story. Bro, I met the airport one morning, walking to my, I'm getting some breakfast. I'm getting some breakfast. So I get my breakfast and then I see Jerome Bettez walk by me.  Man, I'm a huge fan, bro. Hey, I watched all of your games, man. You a dog. So when they be like, man, I appreciate that, bro. So we walking. I'm going to my terminal now. I said, my p... We walking, we take about maybe six or seven steps after they be like, hey, bro, no pigeons.   Okay, I did what I wanted to do, man. I just told you, hey, no, don't try, no.  Hell nah. Yo, yo, yo, yo. You know what time it is, time for broken play. And you know what we rocking with, prize picks. Look, man, anything you put up to $100, they gon' match it. And it's the best time to be on prize picks when you're using the code broken play. Listen, you got baseball season in. You got WNBA. You got college football. You got NFL, tennis. It's so many things that you... Okay, you don't like basketball. Okay, you like football. Any sport that you're into, you can type it in. Come on, man, it's easy money. All you're doing is more or less. Who you like? If you like some of your favorite players and you think they gon' get more, pick more. If you think they gon' do less, pick less. Man, up to six picks, you can win up to 25 times your money. Over here at Broken Play, we been winning money. We been poppin' 1942. We been havin' Fiji water. We been havin' Hot Week and Platas. And you know why? Because we on Prize Bigs. You could be on there, too, if you use the broken play code. And it's gon' match up the money. If you put up $100, they match up $100. Now you got $200. Look, I ain't no math teacher. I ain't do too good in the algebra. But I know that's a good math right now. Hey, come on over there at a Broken Play. Prize Bigs, get at it. There you go. This was recent? This was about a couple years ago. About two years ago. Yeah, in that place. Like, you not even, nigga, what? What? Like, I was so much... But you ain't just takin' pictures like that. But you just say no pictures. Nigga barely recognize you in this place, nigga. Nigga, I'm thinkin' you'll be like, oh, nigga, that's what's up?  Nigga, we had Jeff watch the game, and me and Kat was back there with me, Kat Clayton. After they get changed out, Kat was like, who is that? I'm like, I don't know them niggas well. Bro, when they get to put the drip ball, I don't know them niggas. Amen. I don't gotta say this, too. Randy Moss, one of the coldest niggas that ever played ball, him and Mike Vick. These are all the niggas that I used to ask me about some of my favorite niggas.  Cause it was a long time I was just watchin' Randy Moss be a dog.    From West Virginia, bro. Nigga, Pat Mahon, Pat Mahon talk crazy, too. Yeah. You ever hear him talk? Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, he was like that.  Nigga, his dad didn't be drinking it. You can tell him he avoided that.  When they won the Super Bowl.  Yeah, well he's a man. It gotta be the black, I like the black dad a little bit more though. Yeah. They be trying to like not show her as much. But when the dad is just a nigga and he can't help it. Like you see, he gotta pack a wine, black amount on his back pocket. Hey, you know. $8,000. Mama done put him out here and there with about four hoes.  Hey, hey, and Pat Mahon love his dad, too. You can tell that nigga won't dad there. Yeah. No matter like how you feel about that, like I think eventually he gonna do college for a minute. But I know like once your door get in the lead, he wanna be in the NFL with this son. No he don't. He don't. Hell no. He wants to mold these young black kids. He know them niggas ain't gonna listen.  They don't wait. They just after what I received with Jamar Chase and all the bingos talking about, he was like, you ain't gonna know it. He was like, I'm always open.  Oh yeah, he said. I don't keep it clean. You can quote him.  Ocho Sinko. Oh, that's another guy down. Ocho Sinko was a wild motherfucker. With the gold grill. Yeah, yeah, that's the only way. That's the only way. Yeah. That nigga Russell Wilson, he keep losing. What you done? It's all that for him, Los. What should Russell Wilson do, bro?  He ain't in the music from Future. What you think he should do? What advice you got?   He done lost focus. It ain't summertime no more. You can tell he spent his whole summer just going through them line for line, bar for bar, looking for them sneak dishes.   Back to front. Right, see what it is, he listening to that shit, trying to like sneak this one back. But he ain't handling his business. He didn't get off his square. Don't nobody like him. Even the coach be like, man, all right, but that's that, you know who, you know who, you know what that is. Yeah. He ain't me, bro.  Look, that ain't me. The owners, that's the owner.  Oh yeah, he said that. He said, what was it?  Uh huh. Yeah. They had the little meat. Like, it's rich as they are. What, what they mean up to drop the key at all? The gas station like some black guy. You like the key to the nigga like that? Walmart? Yeah. Bro, me and my big mom did McDonald's for like four years straight. I'm like, bitch, neither one of us stayed by this McDonald's. Like, why we mean right here? That's the whole point. It gotta be somewhere in Newtron for both of y'all. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, I'm not on that. Like, why you treat me like that? Yeah, he gonna have to stop that, though. And get back focused on football.  Because it's eating them up on the inside.  Instagram, scroll it. Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah.    If they ever like a Sierra Black, don't listen to your dad in the house and he go and tell Future. See, it probably ain't even Russ. It probably Sierra making the rule so when Lil' Future told him that, he said, nigga, I got it out the field. Fuck, Russ. He ain't gonna straight to the studio. You didn't keep it real, which I'm, it's just my own personal black man theory, bro. Man, ever since he got up to white women, he's that man. He losing his power, bro. Amen. He won a Super Bowl with a white woman. That what I'm saying, bro? Bro! Bro, he had a white woman all through college. Broke all them records. Get to the league, switched up. Well, that black man, then. Maybe he just, he's just a better husband, stepfather than he is a quarterback these days. Why, that nigga's an excellent stepfather.  If you ever going through a hard point of your life, bro, just grow your hair out. Think about it, when Kobe had that little nappy afro that never was round, who could guard that nigga? Look it up. When Kobe Bryant had the little afro look like he woke up with the little linen, nope, that's when the nigga was winning done contest, everything. Nobody could see Kobe with the afro, nigga.    Not bald, Kobe.    Hey, man, don't play with him. Bro. That nigga will come see you. I know him. I know him. He'll come see you.  Nigga is past tense.   He from Billy.       I need him on the show, though.  All right.  Man, you're stressed.    That's just facts.   Nigga don't remember that. He was sitting right down the court. That nigga, hey, he a national treasure. Think about it.  Oh, nigga.  You remember Adrian James? Exactly. Nigga, that was my favorite running back. Chris Henry. Chris Henry. Derek Henry. Derek Henry. Any nigga named Henry King, you're supposed to be the running back. If you got a nigga named Henry on your team, get out of the ball. But I'm just saying.  Bro, black people in sports have a correlation when Serena and Venus had their motherfucking beads in their head, could nobody see them. They was rhyming. If they was rhyming, didn't have his hair done that night.  And they hit 30 rebounds. All the rebounds. And the rhyming was a wild nigga too low. Yeah, in fact. Could you see yourself hanging with Dennis? Not these days. Hell no.  Nigga need an intervention. Yeah. Nah, I don't, uh-uh. Who one player you ain't met that you like? Nigga, I got a kid. Chop it up with that nigga. I got it. I don't know. I ain't never heard nobody say nothing good about me and Michael Jordan. But I got- But you got to see for yourself. I got to beat that nigga, Mike. I might beat that nigga, Dennis. He be like, man, I been waiting to beat some real niggas. Yeah, beat them.     Big Gene Jordan. Big Gene's. Man.  He done snuck and heard it. Ain't no way. Mike, Mike probably on 85, so I'm like a motherfucker. Probably. You seen him playing at J's, I be went. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What if we're at that, you don't say when you see the nigga? Mike. Mike, all right. I know you.  I know this. I know this. Yeah.  That's it. I am leaving like that. He'll see what he gon' do. I'm just gonna leave it like that, bro. I might catch him in the right mood. For sure. You never know.  He just in a place of like, man, I don't trust nothing.  Ain't nobody for real hated on Michael Jordan, nigga. Man, them niggas in the league, they hated Mike. Man, they even them niggas. They were scared of him. Even them niggas bought Jordan's. How they hate Mike and they got a Jordan's collection, nigga.   They was making $11,000 a year. Right. Fuck. We ain't like about three or four of them niggas anyway. Magic Johnson, Isaiah Thomas, three, four other niggas. The rest of them niggas work at the hardware store. Man, man. And they said hardware store.   He said, when he faced Michael Jordan, he had his team, Mike had his team.     That's when a lot of niggas decide to retire right there. It ain't that they ain't good no more. It's just them young niggas got their young niggas in it. The young league. These niggas gonna dunk all night.  They ain't tired yet. Running to a game is cool with niggas. Y'all keep running and gunning.  Nigga, my ducks is better than yours. My shoes look better. My socks is tighter. I get more hoes than you. I can shoot better threes. I can do better layups, nigga. My duck package is raw. My handles is better. I'm drunk high. I look better.   Somebody with energy? Yeah.  All you can do is listen up. It's real. You the good practice nigga now. You taking money over rings or the rings over the money? Taking the money. But you just saying Mike got C's ring though? Mike got three billion dollars too nigga. They saying Mike made more money after basketball though.  If he could have made it playing ball, he should have. That nigga made all of us bad shoes and washed them fucking. Bro, he last three years he made the air pay though. He was the first nigga getting 30 mil a season. And everybody else was getting it. He should have been getting that in the 80s. And everybody else.   No, that's knowing how low down Mike is.  Because he didn't want to do it. He like ate a little too much. Yeah, he too. They suspected me. Yeah. Yeah, I never suspected you. Probably pushed them in his count. Man, sure he had enough to pull it. Yeah. Come on, man. Is this your father's money?  No, he put it in this. Yeah. No, you got your own account. Yeah. I'ma pay at your stats. Nigga, that should have hurt though. Scotty probably on top of that nigga to this day. So, you think it's Scotty and that dog in the mic is that the way? All right, Mike can't talk to Scotty. Mike can't be looking at his phone like this. Make sure Scotty hang up. He don't need to. Mike can't talk to Scotty since the shot, nigga. Since he put that shot up and walked off the court. You know, Mike only really got one friend in front of him. That's Charles Oakley. Charles Oakley? Yeah.   He was like, it's my job to commentate. Hey, man.  He don't.  75. Yeah, the 75. He ain't speak to none of them niggas. Why fake it? Yeah. He ain't been speaking to them.  I didn't know him and Kobe was so cool. Yeah. I didn't know that either. You know, Kobe passed and he spoke at his funeral. Yeah.  He seen something. Yeah. Kobe wouldn't leave that nigga alone. Mike had, Mike had to adopt him. Yeah. He wouldn't give up. He said he would text him out the blue and ask him about Gigi, about his door and stuff, like about playing basketball.  You don't just text Mike out the blue. Yeah. Hell, Mike. What? Fuck, man. Who you think will be as close to Michael Jordan besides LeBron because, you know, I already got him right there. What makes you think that? I mean, what? They was close. Don't never just assume people close because you seen them on some pictures. I don't talk about clothes like in stature, bro. Oh, yeah. That nigga, he the new king. Who was LeBron? Yeah, he been the new king. Yeah. Who you got seeing after that though? After LeBron? Yeah. Like who going to take over there? Yeah. I don't see nothing. We like Ant-Man running. Yeah. Anthony Edwards. From Atlanta. I don't know. I don't know.  You don't got to write the corn. Because sometimes they ask him a question.    You know, they are twisted words.   Ain't nobody going to just take over like LeBron. If it be a collective. Yeah. It's going to be a good little three point lead. Shit, Steph going to play up a little bit. Bro, I think it's going to come to a point where they going to have to say the NBA again. Nah, you just saw, we just talked about Chet and Wimby. Like they up next. I don't know if I want to see no motherfucking white boy. They not from, they not even from America. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's like a European league. What happened to that tall lad's white boy that looked like a thug? Yolkich. Nah, the real, real tall one. What is it?  They got the white dude though. He tall, all right. He must not be in there.  The real tall, slow motherfucker. Wimby? Wimby, Yama? No, the white. He said white. He white. Yeah, I think. He being a lot of commercials. He used to be at first. Sean Bradley? Nah, he didn't. Hell nah. Sean Bradley dog? Yeah. I didn't even remember that. I know he was seven six playing for Dallas. Yeah.  What was one of the best games you ever seen? Like, it could be any sport that you, like, if somebody say something, you be like, oh, nah, that game. Like, you could tell somebody. The best one I seen? Like, live? Live, yeah. Nah, not live. It could be on TV. Well, hell, I watched all the Bulls win all them championships. It had to be one of them. It had to be.   Oh, NBC? All it was crazy. Yeah.   Bro, I remember when all the Bulls games used to come on this one channel at WGN Chicago. Yeah, that's it. Man, that was the heyday of sports. Hell yeah. WGN. Y'all remember that overtime game that Syracuse and Yukon, motherfucker, that went like six overtime? Uh-huh. I remember seeing that.  That was amazing in the garden.   Right now, it might be that Colorado got there and got there. When it came back. When it went to the mother thing, Colorado came back. Shit, DL might got my new favorite game right now. Bro, it was great. I remember Ole Miss and Alabama played like a game that was like seven over times. Oh, that's a big rivalry. Yeah. So who y'all team from, you Ole Miss or Mississippi State? Ole Miss. Ole Miss. Because Ole Miss in my hometown. Okay, okay. Yeah.  Is it racist at the school? One of the coldest lab dunks I ever seen was by that boy Gerald Wallace. Hell yeah. When he was at Auburn. When he was at Auburn.  They had just tipped him like the beginning of the game. Yeah. That motherfucker took one.    Oh, motherfucking game. That's one of the coldest, highest jumping niggas I ever seen. Gerald Wallace. Gerald Wallace. Shout out to Gerald Wallace. Hell yeah. He went to the bar. Okay, yeah. He played his few years in the league. He went to the net. Fonte Ellis from Mississippi. Oh, here? Oh, that boy. That boy. Oh, in high school he used the problem. He dropped like 70 in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. What college he ended up going to? It was another... Straight to the league. Okay, okay. We saw Lou Will last night. Yeah. The premier department. And then Jonathan Bender. He from Mississippi. Yeah, 24 went to the places. He was seven feet tall in high school and that boy was cold. He ain't really a flourishing lead though, did he? No, not for real. Sometimes in high school, straight to the league, they get their money.   Hard to stay focused. It is. It's hard to stay focused. I got to see a lot of good games. I got to watch Deuce McCallister play when he was that old man. Hell yeah, Deuce. He went to the Saints. Dog. Oh, yeah. He was this boy's man. I thought Eli was better than Peyton when I first was watching Eli. Nah. Nigga, I said when I first was watching him. Nigga. Peyton Manning probably, he ain't gonna get the credit, but that motherfucker, the most complete quarterback that we probably got to see like from start to finish. Hey, man. He knew the whole, like from Tennessee all the way up, bro, this motherfucker. Don't miss. He just couldn't get past Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Bro, he is. Them niggas will figure it out.  Yeah, he got one. He got two. Two, yeah. Cause he got one with Denver, one with Indianapolis. Oh, he got two? Yeah, he got one with Denver. Peyton Manning. He got to catch Eli.  Pat Mahon gonna, Pat Mahon right now, my favorite quarterback. Word. For sure. Damn. You know, of course, Michael Vick. Michael Vick was like... All the time, Michael Vick. Oh yeah, Michael Vick, all the time, easy. Cause Michael Vick was a A. You don't remember what he grew is how?   What? What? What? Vick had the braids?  I do y'all remember when Allen Arison cut his braids? Yeah. Yeah, I'll start.  Right back. Yeah. Yeah. Melo with the braids. Come on, man. Come on, man. Ooh. Man, what was better without the braids? Nah. New York. What was better in New York? Nah. All right. Now, check this out. Y'all remember the first dirt in the whiskey, right? Then remember when he grew his how? Yeah, long hair. Come on, man.  His wife, Black. His wife, Black. Yeah. She said, Hey, man.  You can find any evidence of a month when the niggas had grown back out. It's over with. Hmm. Yeah.  Damn, I came in. I'm trying to hit me button. Nah.  All right. He's gonna break the record. He ain't seen no games, though. He ain't seen him play yet.  All right. Watch. Don't judge him till you see his, forgive him three games. Give him three games. Just to warm up. Bro, Jim will be tripping sometime. That's exactly what he's supposed to be doing.    What if he really just, what if he didn't hit that number where he really can just be himself now? He's like, I'm straight for life. Now I can be Jimmy. Now I can be James. Yeah.  He never really jimmed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy is his alter ego to play ball.  Hey man, when you, what made you stop playing football, like? I'm better at comedy. What show? Red. I think, once I, I had a, you weren't doing coming to high school in college. I was, I was so funny in high school. I didn't even eat food. I was so funny.   I couldn't get rich off of. Yeah.  Oh my God. They still owe me from 96. Yeah.  For real. They really just, Can turn you off from football. They turn me off exactly. What was the worst day that happened with you or the coach? That you probably like. Oh, the coach tried to leave me in another city. Niggas in high school? Yeah, the coach tried to put me.  I was. I was. I definitely was.        And then he just, he just kept going. He got on the highway. It's not stopping. So we got into it. Then when he finally stopped, he was like, take that uniform off.   What? Police showed up and they was like, Man, you can't leave him there. That's crazy. Bro, we need a social media baby. He just had to take a shit, man. Then he going to call the police. He called the police and they're like, Man, you trip. You can't leave him here. You got to take him home. It's the state law or whatever.   He going off. I'm going now.   Just talking crazy. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. One thing about me.   You can talk to certain people crazy, but certain people are already crazy. It's like, well, you want to talk crazy? Let's go and be all the way crazy. Do you think he was like racist? Most definitely. Most of the culture. He just had to put up. Back in that time, most of them people were though.  All of them. Yeah. Mississippi here? Yeah. All of them. They see a black culture on the side of there. Lou, they motherfucking mind. Yeah, they was crazy.   Too far. So, yeah, it's different then. So what you think when they were kneeling and stuff like that, like somebody like Colin Kaepernick, you was for that? Yeah.  Somebody got to do it.   But do you think the league should give him another chance? If he want one, they own them. He want one. They ain't giving it to him. Yeah, he begging them. He want one. Oh, whatever.  I'll start my own league on that. No, the rock said they invited him to the XFL. He's like, nah, he ain't straight. Yeah.    So you ain't never like the Cowboys.  Yeah, Jerry Jones. He just, I don't know. I don't know. I never, I told you I was always a 49ers fan. That's a big rapper. 49ers versus Cowboys. They just playing. That's why, like, growing up, your dad and uncle, they, I never knew it was that many teams in the NFL. I just thought it was 49ers Cowboys and probably 5s in a couple more. Because nigga, that was either 49ers or Cowboys fans. You don't remember when the Buffalo Bills was that team? Hell, no. Shit. Went to four Super Bowls in a row. Thurmond Thomas? You crazy. Yeah, I went hell, no. Nigga, I didn't even win that motherfucker. Nah. Don Bebe. They went to Super Bowl four years in a row and lost four. Yeah, but they was tearing everybody in. Nigga, I like the Rams, though.  Marshall Fault, that's me. Marshall Fault? Yeah, yeah. Is it Bruce, Tori Ho? All them niggas. Yeah, I like the tempo they bucking is when Ward Dunn was the one. Running back. Mike All-Star. Gary Brooks. Gary Brooks. One set. When they barbed, they had a team, too.   That's the game to go now.  This is a business. This really is just the sports version of the WWF. You been telling me to stop gambling. I ain't never said stop gambling.    Now, you be watching the individual game, but the big game is they're going to let him play over here for a little bit and make them some money. And then they're going to move him over. It's all money. That's why they be like, motherfucking this signed for $100 and something million dollars.  They were killing college for a long time. They got to the point where they just had them ran that motherfucking game and know where to hide the money. They ran it up, bro. They didn't ran to check up so big.  In the small schools, too, that one went in. You got a thing like Kentucky and Memphis when Calipari was at them teams.  It ain't going to, I don't know what's going to be the next violation then. They going to find something you can't do now.   He still got his money. He still got his money. They didn't ask him for his Heisman bag and none of that. Hell no, they got it from Reggie Bush. What kind of goddamn athlete father would you be? Like, your son is a sports, like, would you be like John Morant, dad? I'd be just like... You'd be like T. Morant.   Yeah. Too much cash. I'm drinking. Money falling out. Y'all, I'm cutting. I'm coaching. Oh, I'm LeVar Ball. Oh, yeah. I'm LeVar Ball.  Give them the goddamn ball and let them figure it out. I'm telling you, boy, good. Boy, good. And my son, I know what he made up. I believe in him. Y'all motherfuckers don't believe him. Every time he do so, he got to come holler at you.  Hey, you see how my dad show up?  I'm showing up with the turtle top on that motherfucker. Son, I'm sleeping in van now. I'm on the road with y'all.  Hey, your dad used to come to the game? Hell, yeah. How he used to be at the game? Oh, nigga. Cowboy boots, snake skin, leather pants. All kind of shit, man.  So, I don't think he dead.  His dad said, I made the nigga that everybody came to see. He turnin' and flippin' on him. I said, nigga, you're right. That's how you get down, bro. Nah, that's not real. Broken play. Man, we here, man. That's crazy, bro.  Yeah, and that's what they need to see. They want to really see niggas just talk about it. Like, how nigga's supposed to talk about it. Right. You ain't been watchin' none of the WNBA? Nigga, you crazy. I love the aces right now. Nigga, when I went, see, bro, when you got damn gay, what's the key, and put it in our lane and say, y'all, man, have at it? I realized I couldn't just stick to, like, football and basketball. Nigga, I done started watchin' Cocoa. Tennis. Cocoa. Oh, Cocoa Golf. Yeah, nigga. Oh, she bad. Oh, man. Nigga, I'm thinkin' about getting WNBA tickets. Season tickets. At least some LSU tickets go see y'all. Oh, Angel Larisa. Oh, no, Angel Larisa. Angel Larisa. Angel Larisa. I be fuckin' their names. You get to that age where you gettin' the old nigga, you fuckin' up. Yeah. Oh, Angel!   Sometimes you gotta say they numb. Baby girl, well, you know. LSU. Yeah, LSU. Tall thing. Tall? Yeah, she be ballin'. It's showin'. They said the ladies get mad if they said they gon' let the rim down. Yeah, we was just talkin' about that. I don't know why, though. You do know why. What? It's an ego thing. Pride. Equality, bro. They want it to be you.   What? Can you imagine you been to an NBA game, right? Half of that fuckin' arena is just filled with groupies and hoes who want to see these men, these rich men play basketball. What if men was at the WNBA game, sold out, trying to holler. Like, baby girl! Baby girl, keep your head up now.  But loads. Just a whole arena of niggas trying to holler at these women. Shit. 80% of them off the market. 80% of them right now. That's what's gon' change the game. It's gon' be one team.   It's gon' be the first team sellin' out for the whole season.  They had to move the game to the garden.  So you can't be objective, man. We gotta act like we there for the game. But we gon' be hollerin'. Good pic, good pic. Motion, motion.  Got a jet momma at the end. I just can't believe it ain't popped off, though. It's growin' steadily.   Like, they gotta get more... At least in WNBA, they should have a rule where women can argue as long as they want to. Oh, yeah. Before they get a mechanical file. They ain't watch the game. You gon' change the channel, man. What they talkin' about? They need to be able to argue. Women need to talk. Women love to see other women. They want to watch all the reality shows.  They love it. Man, when you watch a WNBA game and you see one of them women splash the Gatorade in the middle of the race. Oh, love. We locked in now. Cause we never know where it's gon' happen.  You don't pick the Gatorade while it bottle up.  See, that's the thing. They trying to make the WNBA too much like the NBA. Yeah. Like, let them ladies play ball and how they be playing. Man, I was just saying you remember when niggas used to fight in the 90s all the time when you watch a game? Man, and all you get is thrown out the game. Yeah. And be at the next one. And everybody would wait till the perfect time to fight. Oh, we down by 11. I'm finna swing on this one. That's what sports center was at this height. Yeah, yeah. Three games, suspension. Bring back the three games, suspension. That's the only reason niggas are even watch hockey.   You can tell the white boys don't play hockey ready to fight. They don't even get their teeth fixed to them.  Never look black gone when they play. You ever went to a hockey game?  That's what they don't nobody tell you.   I'd never go back. I'm black. I don't even like being cold.  Hell no. Man, Lose, before you leave, who is one guest that you will be like, that you be like, they'll be good for broken play. Like one athlete that you be like, you don't see many interviews from this nigga or nothing like that.  Allen Averson. Made the call. Allen Averson.   Hell yeah.  I wasn't going to tell you to the end of the show. Still don't need to tell me. No, I know.   Lose, before you leave. See, that's what I've been saying.   Man, I'll be talking. I got to stop.  You're in a hard position because you got to deliver for the people.  It ain't personal. You just at work. Man, but I know one. Sabonis know he could never come on this motherfucker. Which one? Arvidis? No, nigga. His son. His son. Him, nigga. Him or his daddy can't come on this motherfucker. Damn.  Damn.  Some broken play merch. What game is this? You can't be having that game on without the express written consent.   I'm glad you got a glare on the TV so they can't really see them. It's just the motions. That was our big idea and shit, man. Man, I've been hitting on the prize picks. Oh, yeah. Shout out to the prize pick, man. Who would lock on there that you could got them? I can't give you no trade secrets. Trade secrets? You really just trying to get information that you could use to your benefit. Nah, I'm just saying. All right. Shit. We been on the roll, Lose. Who? I. I was a T. I couldn't. You don't see that? Every time we win, we get a $1942 box. Y'all got one box? The roll got a star one way. Y'all just started winning? Nah, that was a couple. Somebody three months ago. Last season. Bro, you the only thing I know who got a show where you got merch that's not like merchandise or memorabilia that's not even autographed.  Ain't nobody signed it or nothing. Bro, you got a... Oh, nigga, you didn't see these? What are you doing, bro? Uh... Shannon Greed. I let you borrow them. He actually signed them when he came on the Ace Fan Self Show. And I was like, we're going to put them on the set for broken play. Bro, now that you say it, I don't know who baseball this is, bro. Bro, who glued the... This ain't no real baseball. Who glued the baseball? Bro, we got to get you some legit. Nah, we got some... You remember, Jeff T. signed that pastes? I got... We got that. We just ain't been hanged. We been so busy, bro. We got some times gear coming on the way, too. Yeah. Yeah, we got to get this... We can't just be having you on here with regular-ass memorabilia.   Who baseball this is? Amen. Tell your fans to send you in some autographed merch that you could use on the set, bro. The people are watching.  See, that's how you build your show up, bro. I don't have no more money in the budget. This is it. Everything... So now you just got ideas. Yeah, from everything... Everything from here on out going to have to be donated by your fan base. Shout out to Jeff T. Then they can pull that off his own. Because it's dirty. I know he did. Shout out to Jeff T.  Now that you said it. The niggas ain't giving them... Who's signing that picture right there? You? Well... Is that your own autograph in there? That's Josh, I think. No, Josh signed one, but I don't know where that's at. Josh Milk, we had Josh Milk on the show. Who is that?  Who is that? Bro. Is that the first thing in the great sports?  That's their granddaddy? I think so, I don't know.  I got to see this. I'm going to tell y'all who this is. Oh, boy, you don't know who this is? Who is that? That's Lonnie Lowlegs, Wilson. One of the first black men to play what they call football. See, back in the day, black men wasn't allowed to run away from white men. That was against the law.  I don't think we're going to ever be able to catch him. Look at all the disarray and disbelief in their faces. He's shocked the world right here. This was probably one of the first times that they seen a black man run a 4-2-40. Because what you don't know is, once he decided to play in this game, he had to stay moving the whole time for his own safety, because the referee wasn't going to make no call for that. So I think he finished this game right here with 285 yards, three touchdowns, two kickoff returns, a punt return, a block punt, four quarter back sacks, and seven touchdowns. One of the greatest black men ever to do it. What's the name again? That is Lonnie, low leg. Wilson. Wilson. Shout out to Lonnie. Lonnie. Man, we appreciate you pushing up on the low. Yeah, man. I don't get to come out sad too often, but when I do, I try to make it worth it. Yeah, man. Don't be a stranger, bro. That's what they say on shows. Yeah. Yeah, I really don't have no excuse to be. I'm literally across the hall. Yeah. Yeah, that's what... So close, but yes, so far. Yeah, we just trying to figure it out. Yeah. Where the people can find you at, man? I don't want them to find me. What you got coming up, Lof? You on tour right now? Got a movie out, bro. Oh, man, tell them about the movie, man. No, no. See, this is how when you just start noticing shit, I'm going to say that real quick.  The nigga loves his business man. I'm watching the movie, it's showing the goddamn who all in the movie.  I see his name again. I say that's sneaky motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. That nigga going to find a way to cut it on the check every time. Man, cut me in and cut it out. That's all I'm trying to get my production credit stuff. Nah, that real. You never put my name down.  Might as well. You know how to find talent? That's what they say. That's what they say, man. A lot of people say it, though. Nah, man, we appreciate you pushing up on us, man. Next time on Broken Play.


Yeah, like, what? From a cannonball? It's just metal!  And then at the end they're all just having a barbecue. Oh!  It's like that psychic kid, he's all, yeah!  Isaac Hage is all preparing that cannon and everything, like, let's go get him.


Hey everybody, this is Brett with Summit Auto, and today I'm excited to show you this brand new 2022 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Short Box Big Horn Sport Package, stock number is 22T10. Really a good looking truck. This one has the tech package on it, has the protection group. It comes with the 20 inch polished aluminum rims, which is a $1695 option. The Sport Package, which gives you the painted bumpers on there. This truck has the 6.7 liter Cummins diesel engine, and is in granite crystal metallic. We shoot all of our videos in 1080p, 60 frames per second, so if you have HD capabilities turn them on now, because it is your best way to check out the looks, styling, and options of this truck before seeing it in person. And that's exactly what we're going to do in this video. I'm going to do a walk around, we're going to check out all the options that make this truck unique. We're going to take a look at the original window sticker, hop inside, and at the end we'll start it up, turn on all those LED headlights and running lights. And once again granite crystal is the color. Notice you get the painted front bumpers part of that Sport Package, the front bumper parking sensors on there as well. You can see that it does have the LED headlamps, it even says Ram LED on there. And take a look at this granite crystal, it's got a lot of metal flake to it. So really a good looking color, especially in the sunlight, it really sparkles. And these are my favorite rims on the Heavy Duty trucks, the Ram, or at least the Ram's Heavy Duty 20 inch polished aluminum rims. And they come with Firestone Trans Force AT tires. These are LT28560R20s, have an all terrain tread pattern to them. One cool thing about this truck is it does have the auto leveling rear air suspension, so we'll check that out as well when we get to the back. First thing I wanted to do is show you the original window sticker here. I'm not going to go through everything, but we'll go through most of it. You can see it's a 2022 Ram 2500 Bighorn Crew Cab, granite crystal, 6.7 liter Cummins diesel has the 68 RFE, 6 speed automatic transmission. Everything on the left here is standard equipment, and then your optional equipment starts right there. The granite crystal color is 200 bucks, premium cloth bucket seats are 295. Now the tech package is a $3,000 or $29.95 option, gives you the Uconnect 5 navigation system with the 12 inch radio display, off road pages, premium black powered tow mirrors, front LED fog lamps, center stop with cargo view camera, mirror mounted auxiliary reverse lamps, LED reflector headlamps, nine alpine speakers with subwoofer, the Sirius 360, the surround view camera system, and the trailer reverse guidance system. We're going to check all that out, especially the radio in just a second here too. So protection group, which gives you the transfer case skid plate is 95 bucks. The sport appearance package is 995, which gives you the painted bumpers and the black interior accents. Fifth wheel and gooseneck prep is 545. Level B equipment group is 4,265 bucks, so that gives you the bed 115 volt AC outlet, the second row and floor storage bins, the heated front seats, the rear power slide and rear window, or the rear power slide and window, the AC with dual temperature control, the eight-way power adjustable driver seat, heated steering wheel, steering wheel mounted audio controls, park sense front and rear park system, remote start, 400 watt inverter as well. This one does come with a 220 amp alternator, anti-spin rear axle, which is 495. The Cummins diesel is a 9,400 bucks, 9,400 dollar option. Clearance lamps are 95 bucks, LED bed lanes 165, rear wheelhouse liners are 195, and the automatic leveling air suspension is 1705. Those wheels are 1695, and the spring and bed liner is a $600 option. So really a nicely equipped truck, it's got just about everything that you'd ever need. $74,210 is the MSRP on this one. If you want to get your summit price in the upper right hand part of the screen, we have a link to our website, click that and check us out there with any rebates and incentives. Not sure what we're asking for this truck right now, I didn't check before the video, but crazy times with the chip shortages and everything, our trucks are going really fast, especially after I do these videos. Three or 36 bumper to bumper and five-year 100,000 mile powertrain, you get the five-year 100,000 powertrain because of the Cummins diesel. Here's your environmental performance, C plus on the greenhouse gas rating, and B plus on the smog rating. Four and five stars, pretty much up and down the board for the Ram 2500. So pretty safe vehicle, the only one what three is the rollover, but everything else is five and four stars. So really good there. I did want to hop around to the back of the vehicle, so a couple things to go over back here with that rear air suspension.  So that will actually pump up if you get a heavy load and it'll level out the truck. You can actually have alternate trailers on there, programmed into the system, so that's pretty cool. Notice the painted rear bumpers, the LED tail lamps, you get the sport lettering on the side as well. So that's just a sticker, so I know a lot of guys don't like that, can always just remove it, it's just a sticker. One thing I really like is it has the shock down assist tailgate, so it's never going to slam down on you. You get the LED bed lighting, the fifth wheel and gooseneck prep package, which also gives you seven pin wiring back here. And then this is a hook up for trailer cameras that you could hook up to the vehicle. So that's pretty cool as well. They have a button back here to turn on those LED lights that also turns on your LED lights up there on the cargo lamps. And that is also where your cargo camera is. You also have a 115 volt 400 watt plug-in back here, which is nice as well. Notice you get a bunch of tie downs on the side, so this truck's all ready to go for whatever you may need to use it for. Has the chrome emblems on the back. Checking out these mirrors up here, it has the heated fold up tow mirrors, so they fold up. They have directional signals, they power fold in, they have LED side lights, you turn those on with the cargo cam, or with the cargo lamps I should say. And then you have the 360 camera there as well. And those mirrors do power fold in, which is pretty sweet, especially on the passenger side because it'd be hard to fold that in. The other thing that these mirrors do is they have a power blind spot mirror and for the same exact reason, if you need to adjust that blind spot mirror while you're sitting here, or by yourself, it's really nice to have that option to adjust that blind spot mirror from the driver's seat. You get the wood grain trim on the doors, the gray cloth bolsters which match the material on the seat. You get the gray and black trim on the seat, like the design on there, power driver seat, both these front seats are heated with the level B group, factory floor mats, auto headlamps, and power pedals. We'll hop inside, take a look at the instrument cluster, the radio, and everything that this truck has to offer on the interior. So you get the 7-inch LCD display, digital speedometer, you get a compass, range to empty, you can put mileage up there, the time, whatever you wanted to read, pretty much you can put in those different corners there. Has the heated leather wrap steering wheel, I like that Ram Chrysler Dodge Jeep hasn't really changed their steering wheel layout very much over the years, and they're all pretty much the same whether you go from a Jeep to a Ram to a Dodge to a Chrysler product, they're all pretty much the same. So that's pretty nice. Cruise controls, gear selector, Bluetooth and information center controls, and they do have those audio controls on the back. Just the six speed automatic transmission shifter there, the Alpine sound system, and then this is the Uconnect 5C radio. It has the factory navigation system on it, and it takes up the whole screen, looks really good. You can do your media here, your radio, AM, FM, Sirius XM radio capabilities. You can go to the home screen, which gives you the split screen there, so you have your radio and your NAB system there. You can either make that big or that big, or you can edit it. You can go to your climate controls, so you have your heated seats, heated steering mode buttons. You can do your bed lowering mode, which is kind of a neat system. I think I'm going to have this on like that. And then we can check out the vehicle cameras there as well. So you can do your surround view camera, which is right there. And then you'll notice that you have the backup camera there, and just take note of how HD, high definition that camera is. It's very crisp, very clear. And you have a narrow view, a wide view, a wide view of the front, and a narrow view of the front. And then you can check out the cargo cam as well. Once you get to this screen, you can check out the backup camera. You can zoom in on your receiver hitch, and you can go to your trailer park assist system. So basically you can watch what's going on with your trailer, either to the left or the right. You can zoom in on that side too, make it more prominent on one side or the other, and adjust the angle of those cameras. Really a cool system.  Then you can see you have the Augs 2. That's if you'd have the camera hooked up to your trailer on the back of it, or whatever. I'll show you that in the bed, they have that, I think it's a 20-pin connector that connects for those cameras that hook up to the trailer. You can even put trailer surround cameras on there as well, so really a cool system. And we could go over this radio for hours, but just a couple quick things that they have on here. Now they have the off-road pages, which is just like how they had the Jeep pages before.  I think this would be handy if you're towing a heavy load, make sure that your trans isn't getting too hot, or your oil temperature isn't getting too hot.  A lot of cool stuff that you can do with this radio. You can see all the different apps there, weather, SOS, all that good stuff. Like I said, we could go over this radio for hours and hours. But we'll get back to the truck here. Push button, four-wheel drive, factory brake controller, that's for your alternate trailer height. That's part of that rear air suspension system, so you can actually program a couple different trailers in there. Your exhaust system to a hall mode, front and rear parking sensors, two USBs, two USB C's, and an Augs jack, and down there you get a 115-volt, 400-watt plug-in keyless entry with the remote start, the dual glove boxes on there. Up here you get your map lights, assistant SOS buttons, power side mirror, window button, auto dimming mirror, and then you get your home link buttons for your garage door security systems and lighting systems. Then you can program up to three of those.  You do get the load floor. I like that when Ram redesigned their heavy-duty trucks, they kept this. This is a really nice system, especially if you've got muddy boots or tools, put them on there. Or if you've got pets, put both sides down, they've got a nice flat place to lay, and they're not going to wreck your nice seats. Underneath there, the other side has the factory subwoofer, and then you get the in-floor storage part of that level B group with removable containers, two USBs and two USB-C's, and then another 115-volt, 400-watt plug-in side-current airbags on all the rams, and you do get child safety locks on the back doors. One other thing to note is you get the speakers in the ceiling, part of that Alpine premium sound system. And as promised, we're going to walk around the truck here with all the lights on, and I think I'll even turn it on just so you can hear how nice and quiet it runs. And we'll take a look under the hood, too. Why not? So you can see all those LED lights. When you turn the cargo lamps on, it'll turn on all your LED lights. You have the LED tail lamps there as well, and then there are those side lights I was telling you about on the mirrors. You don't look that bright right now, but if you get it right in line with them, they are extremely bright, which lights up the side of the truck pretty nicely. And then you get all those LED headlamps and fog lamps and running lights. Really a good look. It kind of sinks right in with the ram logo across the front, so it looks really good. And the clearance lights up top, they are all LEDs as well. And this is a diesel. This is how quiet these are. They're really amazing how quiet the 6-7s have become. I mean, they're always one of the quieter ones back in 0809, but they've really quieted them down nice. Really a sharp truck, granite crystal, painted bumpers, sport package, big horn. I'm pretty sure this one will go pretty fast. And to see more pictures of this truck or one of our other 450 new and used cars, trucks, SUVs, minivans, wranglers, half tons, three-quarter tons, one-tons, you name it. 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Hello everybody, welcome back to another Adobe Photoshop tutorial and this time I'm in Photoshop 2021 and I'm going to show you how to fix yellow teeth fast. I'm going to show you the quick way and then I'm going to show you a little bit more of an involved way but all in all we're going to get it done in like under three minutes. So the quickest way is you load up an image like I've got here and then you want to drop down here and you want to hover and you want to create a new filler adjustment layer just like this. I'm going to left click on this and you're going to see hue and saturation. This is the one we're looking for. Left click on that. Perfect. Now we want to go ahead and take it off of the master. So we're right now we're working on the master which works around everything. We are just going to go to work on the yellows which is the color of his teeth and now we're going to drop the saturation way down to like minus 100 and I'm going to increase the lightness to plus 100. This is probably too much but I'm doing this to demonstrate just the technique for you and if you look at this right here his teeth have gone pretty much bright white and that could be the effect you're looking for. For those of you that are looking a little closer you're going to see that part of his face has gone white as well and it's too white because obviously it's not it's just not natural. So let's look this is the original and you'll see his face is nice and pinkish and then this is the new version which is applied it to everything. Now that's not what we want so I'm going to click off of this and I'm going to click back onto the hue and saturation here and I'm going to go up to image. I'm going to go to adjustments and then I'm going to go to invert and this is going to invert the mask. The other way to do that is to hold down the command for the control key and press I. Now we're going to go in and we're going to do some brush work. I've already pre-selected my brush as you can see here and I am just going to brush over the teeth. Now I'm brushing over it with black but what we actually want to do is we want to invert this so that we're brushing with white. So my arrow here is pointing over white and now I'm going to brush over his teeth and only his teeth and you're going to see something really cool here. We are now whitening this fella's teeth but the rest of his face is not being affected. So this is how you do basic white teeth whitening inside Adobe Photoshop 2021 and yeah it takes about a minute or two and that's it guys. We've got a perfectly nice set of white teeth presto. Thanks for watching this tutorial. I got a ton more stuff coming up. Stay tuned.