She cute on here. Yeah, I'll smash.  Did you do it? Why I mean did you how you take her out the wheelchair? Oh, well she did I went to grab what she said The chair must go now after that It gotta go we got a food A napkin don't run this gonna make your wind blow faster She a superhero That's that dress you get married at the court. I know I'm late. Excuse me White shoes on the white hard bottoms a job pan tribute the pops resting piece down with a spoon. Y'all got the white sugar pops I thought you just by say a lot of things with white women. I was like, I noticed that Oh, yeah, it is going down where you see these with all kind of white women in Arizona I saw a nigga would have been so big at the mall. I thought he was moving a mattress She's got our probation Oh my goodness, you see the cha-chats on those Well, they can't see any dancing titties and move damn them her titties I thought it was two niggas standing beside by the same person She got five What it's a white man You don't have a kids by the same woman.  I Mean, it's tight to me.  She didn't do that. She don't believe in her wasn't she beat she was still 85 souths We bought it. We bought to get some em. How do you know your for sure?   That's all that is About to pull up. I got my bags in the truck pulling up. Now. What did you say?  You got put it you got well Bro, that is some good put if a nigga trying to take care of you after he did Yeah, you yeah, that's it. Why they ain't any have nothing. Yeah, I just got this rag It's a whole different show y'all we about to have some fun Phoenix if you ready to get this show started Say get to it. They ready Greatness tonight make sure when you leave here you go tell somebody what you see you are witnessing the next kings of Comedial high-two.  It's hot as hell man. It's hot out here. What's up girl?  What's up with everybody up top this Phoenix?    Hey, how you doing all year round your car got a see Okay, I could put what you didn't let do it I Don't make him laugh it's it gonna fall out now white boy You're looking like Bam Bam Bigelow from the WWE. That's what it is Look at your uncle Chico Look at our recording so far Hey, I told y'all gonna see them niggas look here. Now he on Facebook live. He got two followers They're gonna be asking them next week. I'm like, y'all have a little show up, man We had a nice time It was very nice. You know, I mean it took a little while for us to get inside but once we got in it was very nice This is a nice cathedra.    Yeah, that's the place Mufasa died right now Look like somewhere you walk in and hit that music plan Hey Chico Chico for a long time I blame What for a long time I blame simple for Cuz a little part Then it finally came out Cuz we ain't paying you see all my Mexican. I mean so what's up? What's up?   Yes, they are big. They can't even dance to titties in Moog. Damn, them her titties. I thought it was two niggas standing beside her. I didn't, god damn. But she used to have a good time. But they coochie smell like outside. But don't, she got on them fashion over tights.  You just ordered them off Instagram yesterday. Fuckin' with you. Hey, coochies from the social.  I can't help it. Coochie, stop. What's up? Salute to the white lady right here that brought her son to the show. Hey, how are you?  You, ma'am, how you doing? Got some ages in here. What am I ages at? Well, yeah. One person. Appreciate you. What's up, baby? Appreciate you. Thank you for coming. What a Native American sit. Hey, my partners, what's happening? Reparation? Yeah. Coming to the casino later. Ain't the only niggas that get reparations.  What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? Ain't the only niggas that get reparations.   We begin our ad work, but ain't coming in. She got them Rick James super freak boots. She's a very freaky girl. That's how she get pregnant. She already pregnant. Don't they come to my house? She got on that Dolomite shirt.  She like to be spanked. Anytime I see her. You come to her house. She like, the belt is on the dope.   You pregnant.  She say exactly. No.  My mama a whole fuck, bro. You got your baby in there dodging dicks. This nigga here. This got them some bread.  I don't see how they wet ease.   Picking me. Salute to everybody in here that have been through 10 city.  Real gangsters. Nigga in the back said, meet me. I know. She stood up.   It could.  That's our auntie. That's her niece right there.  Hold up, bro. Oh, we got earth, wind, and fire.  That's how you know you're drunk when you don't need no music. You hear your own song. Hey, there it is. Wrong with y'all. Auntie recording the show too. Hey, baby. No, don't stop now.  I see you, auntie.   What you saying? You call me? Just a little dirty by the top. Y'all look like shadows up there. We can't see nobody. You know when the muff, you know when the muff up on a documentary and they want the identity to be shown, that's what it look like up there. Well, actually when I first met him, it was very dark outside.  I got the hat. Look at that nigga in the middle. He look like he happy that nobody show up. Finally, nigga, get relaxed. Shit, I got all the room I need. I hope nobody come to get me at the MC. He gonna get mad when they show up. Oh, did you see what she taught? DC. You see my Mexican partner right there?  I might have had the little dog right there. Tell me the nigga right there. Yeah, he might have had the dog. Niggas like Madagascar's wanted. No more locked doors. You got that no more locked doors hat on. He was good Captain Arizona. Look at where my dog is.  Leave him alone. Damn, salute to my man right there. Recording with the same Afro as Norbit. What's up with you, Norbit? I see you, Norbit. What's up, Norbit? Niggas got that Norbit in this muscle. That's Lionel Richie, younger brother. Lionel Richie. That nigga got an Afro in Phoenix. You know he's stressing.  He walked down stage. Niggas is hot, and you got an Afro.    The second show in Phoenix. We didn't know it was this many niggas in Phoenix, but we love it though. Pick. Time out. Time out. Time out, time out. Niggas, I teed this. Niggas, I teed this. Time out. Excuse me, excuse me. It's a girl. What's up, guy?  Time out. Time out, y'all. Time out.  Listen, I say it so many. I say it's niggas in Phoenix. This nigga was...   The fuck...  I don't make him a nigga. What if that was his birthday wish? What you was born again this morning? You know what?  I'm black today.   Doesn't work like that, buddy. Get pulled over by the police.  You strong as shit, man. Oh, these tattoos? Oh, I just love art. Man, you can't be dancing like that.  Your titties gonna be water balloons when you finish. You got sweat. Stop, Chico. Her coochie smell like outside. She been outside. Love you too, baby. What's up, man? Ooh. All the fan women came to the second show. Y'all must have to get a babysitter. Hey, by the first show, boy. Y'all should have seen it, boy. I'm bitchin' a walkin' in here, motherfucker. I love you. I love somebody else. For real? Yeah, that first show, they look like they just woke up. Everybody. It's all the fan women. Lovely lady right here, lookin' like one of the soldiers from Wakanda.   Wakanda for the album, boy.   It's all good. I'm bald head, too. Let's take a picture together. It's so hot. Man, we look like a nut tack now. Come on.  Leave without your wig. Put a wave cap on or something.  I ain't gonna be jumpin' up three days.  Hey, sleep this way. Turn the other way. I bet you be rollin' niggas live. Bro, the first time you get some hair from honey, you put your hair in that ain't nothin' there.  Look at that. It's like grabbing one of them little basketballs you hang on the door, nigga.  Oh, look at that.    I mean, they ain't... I ain't goin' to hell, nigga.    Why? Let me get all the way in there. What about her head?  He goin' six feet.  I would. I would.    Go on. I tell you, I know some real niggas in Phoenix because all the bootleg niggas recordin' the show.  Come on. That got that 85 South Shore live, baby. Second show, $25.99.  People at the top can't record it. They phone came to me and they quit.   You see him? Look it out. There they go right there. Shout out to all my Android users.  For real? You didn't get up and turn around with the Android.   For real? You take a picture with an Android nigga, send it to your iPhone.  PlayStation 1. I fuckin' tried to send me some pictures from an Android. This bitch sent a text message asking for my e-mail.  Uh-oh. Got a fine-ass Q-tip walkin' down here. Come on, guys. Fuck, I don't saw a napkin. Oh, don't run. This is going to make your wind blow faster. She a superhero. That's when you... That's that dress you get married at the court. I know I'm late. Excuse me.  You knew that, right?  How did you chasing me for that? Nigga chasing me like something...  Leave him alone. You should have seen how he ran down the steps. That nigga ran down the steps like a white man. Nigga ran like an old nigga. Oh, what for to go down?      It really is, man. Hell yeah.  Look at this. They always do. That's what you thought was going to turn me on. You yelling at a rascal's voice, Carlos.  I've been looking for a lady with a voice like an auto mechanic.  Carlos.  Oh, thank you, sir. Hey, she sound like a whisper off the hoodlums. Carlos. They don't know about a hoodlum. They don't know about a hoodlum.  The queen.   Take the scraps.     Bam, bam, bam, boom, boom, boom, boom.   Ooh, bitch, I done ate them wings.  That's that popcorn that's soaked into a... It's a lot of motherfuckers in here with white shoes on the white hard bottoms, which y'all paying tribute to Pops, Rest in Peace, John Witherspoon. Y'all got the white sugar pops.  I was like, I... It is going down. Bro, you seen niggas with all kind of white women in Arizona.   Hey, man. You the coldest, bro. Hey, man. I saw a nigga crossing the street with a big, fat-ass white girl. He was holding her fingers. They had the fingers locked. I was like, he must be scared.    Ain't nobody gonna see that, man. Like croissants.  Yeah, y'all. Yeah. Told you. Look, big man. Told you. Here they come. He like, God damn. Yeah, big man.      Oh, no. No. That nigga made that. Ah. Hey, y'all see in between them and they on a date. Yeah, damn. And he ain't moving.  Hey, y'all. Hey, my name's James. How long y'all been together? He's still trying to sit close, but nigga, stop.    You gonna try to get your girl the phone back. Oh, my bad, bro. Yeah, don't make my nipple get hard, nigga.    Yeah, that nigga gonna sweat on everybody over there. I don't know why. Them niggas just sweat under control. Look at all the big nigga stuff feeling bad.     Yes, it is.    If you don't keep a towel with you anyway. You gotta have a booty sweat, man. Irresponsible ad, nigga.   He just agree, yo. You don't know when from looking at the crowd you would not know that it's so hot in Arizona. Niggas got on vests and long sleeves.  You just trick yourself into thinking it's cool outside. Huh? It's cold outside right now. It's cold outside right now? What's cold to y'all? Y'all justy neeming. 50 degrees is cold to y'all? Yeah, all right. Blue face, baby. Y'all trippin'. Niggas just move to Arizona when they ain't neeming. I like it out here. I like it out here. It's a lot of opportunities. It is? A lot of opportunities. What type of opportunities? I'm trying to smoke on the low. Shit. I'm trying to smoke on the low. Kind of opportunities. She trying to smoke on the low. Man, trying to keep the smoke in.   Haha. Hey, baby, blow your blunt on the low. Smoke? Man, say nobody gonna kick you out, man. Down to the seat. I called her twice. Nigga, you didn't got the whole crowd excited.  I ain't know they was trippin' and trippin' this motherfucker, nigga. So funny. God damn. Her throat burnin' is it?  She sat down and got taller.  People up the top, can you hear? Yeah, they can hear. We love y'all up there. We don't know what any of you look like, but we love y'all up there. Hey, is it any fine women up there? Up. Can't see you. Can't see you. Y'all are everybody, dogs.  You'd have been black up there.  You might have to sit right there. Oh, yeah, there you go. Right there. Yeah. Look, you see how everybody had to get up for her to get in there? What are y'all looking at?   Everybody just was waiting like, it don't take but one, we can reunite this whole room. Right.     But little booties matter, too. Salute to all the little booties. Little booties.  So many little booties.  I don't know how deep that coochie is. Look at, look at, look at, look at this boy, Conner. She said, yes, sir.   This is... Uh-huh.  It was just, give me some more. I'm like, ain't no more.  Right.   See, y'all nicer than me. Tell me about little booties matter. They do.   Like, what?  They don't, they don't, they don't do too much in the pants.  Like a little mini muffin. Like, look at that little blueberry muffin you got back there.   But the lettuce and the tomatoes hanging out. You like... Ooh. Ooh.   They be having to walk like that. Yeah, God don't, God don't usually do that. God, God, God got to be a comedian because he don't never give every woman all of it.  You just straight up and down.  You can't do nothing.  That's how it go. Yep, you got rough, bad, rough, bad, rough. Something that always wrong. Ooh, it be fine with women with bad, rough, hey. He be like, God, hey.  She be fine as hell, but that second toe be longer than the motherfucker. Be hanging our way out the chute. You care about toes? I don't really care about toes like that. I can't.   I don't care. Just keep your socks on.     I'm like, no, we not doing this, ma'am.  I be liking women with nice feet.   That's how she looked. That's how she looked. She had to hit that motherfucker. That means she don't usually smoke in public. That's what she's doing. She trying to keep it on the low. Oh! God damn, nigga. Did you just hold up a 211? Is that what you drinking it? Oh, you got it just a canned beer. Oh, he said, yeah. That boy drunk. That nigga bought his own beer. In his pocket.  What, you from Phoenix? AZ. I think it look like Flavor Flav. Ah, damn, nigga. Nigga tall there. Nigga tall as a motherfucker. Nigga extra tall. What's up, G? Love you too, G. That's what it is.  Are you missing teeth, nigga? He danced on missing teeth.  Nigga look like Jerome O. Martin. Don't you know no good?  Oh, that nigga got that snaggle pus.   He better not. Gum's gonna bleed. So, man, how you lose your teeth, G? Fuckin' with me?  Don't do that. Eatin' all them goddamn jolly ranchers. Wakin' up, not givin' a fuck? Ah, I brush them one day.  That probably got to be one of the most scary fillers ever, nigga.  Uh-uh, not even when they fall out, nigga. You wake up and they loose. And you playin' on pullin' up bitches out. You in the mirror like, yeah. Nah, you can't eat no apples. You can't eat no bread.   They just be loose and wiggling. Nah. He bite that sandwich, pull that sandwich out of that tooth of being that sandwich. We gotta get an adult tooth for it. Look at all the people with no insurance not laughin'. Atee Hurray, nigga!   Make some noise. Don't lie. Come on, baby.  Come on, you know you got a hold of your two right now. Come on. You know. Motherfuckin' sick right now. Hey, man, bring me a ginger ale back from the store, nigga. I need a ginger ale. Bring me a Sprite and Two Suda Feds.  I'ma lay down for a little bit, nigga. I'ma lay down. And ginger ale? I'ma lay down. I'ma drink me a ginger ale I'ma lay down for a while. I don't know what's in ginger ale. I don't know what it is, but it killed everything. You got a cold. Drink some ginger ale. You think you got some drink ginger ale. Bro, this is a diagnosis in the black community. Right before you get sick, your auntie or your grandma look at you and say, see, you need to quit all that rippin' and runnin'. Rippin' and runnin' to them that took everything in this room out.  Ain't nothin' but holdin'. I be hearin' stories about you up there just rippin' and runnin'. Rippin' and runnin'.  That what that mean. Rippin' and runnin'. That leads to runnin' in and out. That's what really caused the niggas' problem.  Shout out to all the ladies that gave some hair today. You made this show possible. Right. He bought that ticket right after you bustin' that. Yep. Salute to your OG. OG said, yeah. That's right, OG. It ain't never too late.  I hope I be your age. Still wasn't here. She is nasty. You 36? You done been through a lot. You 36? You done been through a lot, nigga. You the youngest 36.  You really 36? Triple OG. Damn. Niggas, I'm 36. What'd you say? Don't do your daddy. That's your dad. That's your dad? That's your daddy? That's your daddy? Then what'd he start fuckin' when he was seven? Oh, that's her daddy. Oh, that's daddy. Oh, daddy, daddy. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying that was your father. How about this ain't God. Damn. Everybody scrambles out of y'all. That's some good pussy. She got them glasses on like MC Gusto. What'd you say they bit that out of Friday? Well, I don't know. Let me get your finger in my sugar brother.  That's what it is. The ruffles on the side. She got some turnips. I'm trying to figure out that she nasty, nasty, nasty. Three nasties? Yeah, nasty, nasty, nasty. Ooh. What that mean?  She don't care. It's okay. He'll get back right. He'll get back right.  A lot. A lot. Obviously. He been just like, I'm telling you, man. You gotta keep a pistol. Just keep a pistol. Don't tell you what. The date of your age range is negative.  They be looking. They know if they good or not.  If you know you got good pussy, make some noise. If you know for a fact.  She didn't do that. Hold up.  She was still. 85 South. We about to get some memories. How do you know you're for sure?   That nigga might just need somewhere to stay. That's all that is. I'm about to pull up. I got my bags in the trunk. I'm pulling up. Now, what did you say?  You got put in some will? You got put in some will? You got put in some bag? Bro, that is some good pussy.  Yeah, you, yeah. I see why you ain't... And they ain't need to have nothing. He ain't nothing to leave about. Yeah. I just got this rag. I'm about to... I would, I would get, but I don't want your evil spirit to get on me. All right. We need to never let, who else made some noise?  That will was one page long. Huh? Just give her this token. Return visits? Return visits. That don't necessarily mean that it's good.   Now. I think I had nothing. Hey, baby, how you doing? I know I don't usually do this. I just wanted to let you know you was on my mind. I hope you're having a wonderful day. I hope you're having a day as beautiful as you are. I'll talk to you soon.    I got in my car and I never left.  She like, where you going?   When they show up to you. Oh, yeah. Good pussy make a nigga show up to your job and say hello to everybody in that bit. How you doing, Mr. Johnson? How you doing, Mr. Will? Hey, boy, you still on that computer, ain't you?  Hey. Outside. That's crazy, nigga.  Oh, really?  Well, you ain't made a nigga that man.  He be trying too. He be like, all right now. I ain't go.  Can you talk to me crazy now? You know what I mean? Right.   And when y'all getting the button pushing mode, you be do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Y'all motherfuckers get into it. You know what make women so evil? What?      Real. I wish you would. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Yep. Yup. That's exactly what's going to happen.  Y'all better stop trying these niggas.  What? I'm on my way.   Keep playing with me. Keep playing with him. I'll do you and I'll do myself. Yeah, that's a nigga with a plan right there.  They be swanning. They don't know these niggas crazy. They be trying to break up with these niggas. These niggas won't even leave. Well, it's over. Yeah, all right. Make sure you turn that light off when you leave.   I ain't going nowhere. I been one time a girl trying to keep me out. I pulled her, I pulled her with me.  I'm like, come on in. Shout out to all the niggas they got broke up with this week, but you at the show with your girl. I know y'all laying here.  It's all good. Move your shoulder. Move your shoulder. That's how relationships go. Y'all break up, but y'all be broke up. They ain't talked since Wednesday, but he text the other. We still going to the show. The show, right? She hit her back, I guess.     Yeah, I know you ain't going to that show today, nigga. Like, no, yeah, I am with you.  You be proud of her? Like, look at my girl. I'm not giving them niggas no... I'm just saying, boo.  Look at the people over there. They ain't got no seat.  No, they weren't here. Look, somebody's sitting in their seat. They laughing hard than a motherfucker. Every time we say something, so they don't got to look over there. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Y'all know these days they see fuck'em. Big man. You been sitting comfortable, let me see what they said out. He like, man, not really...  He like, I would go see it. Yeah, I know you would go see it right now. Got a little... Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh, he ain't had anywhere to go. All right, man. Hey, man, listen. Look at big titties. He can't wait to get up. Yeah, walka, walka, walka, walka, walka, walka. She got the titties right there.  She got them. They all in the... They right there. No. We got titty one right here. We got titty one, got titty two. We got titty three over there. We got titty four. But y'all ain't wackin' like her then, though. Look. Look, they about to go argue. They about to go argue like a motherfucker.  He be like, bitch, come on. We finna go. Yeah. He walk up to the bathroom.  Go ahead. Yeah.  Walk your girl to the bathroom. You don't need a pee pee like that.  So do I. I got a pee too, baby. Let's go. Nigga, we count her pee-pees.    Goddamn long. What's up, baby? Who's here screaming my name? What's up?   Bitch, no. Sit down. Sit down. Oh. Boy, you look like me. Oh, no.  Ooh. Yeah. Ooh. Get it. Get it. Get it. Arizona. We are in. Arizona. We are in. Arizona. That's how you got to start to preach some off. Just say what you had over and over again.  Three weeks later, you cash in a check at the bank. She bring your money over there. We had a good time in Phoenix, didn't we? Scatter that lady. You all right, bro? Is he going to work? She's looking at the floor the whole time. So what happened?  No, he's still alive.  She's talking to me. He's not dead yet.  You do? Is he an old person? 49. Is this a nigga? Man. I was about to say that nigga. He was wasting ashes on his jeans.   Make sure the kids get something. Three lines long. I ain't really got much, but give her what you find. Hey, shout out to everybody here who got a lot of kids.  Know y'all had to make a lot of arrangements.  Oh, boy. Damn. Damn. It needs some help. How many is a lot to you? You got eight? You got eight?  Give her what you find.  What's up with you, man? From here, you do. Hold up. You got eight kids. Hold up. She need to be seen here right now. Hold up. You got eight? By the same person? She got five. Five! Five! Boy, that is some white man.  You got eight. How you gonna have eight kids by the same woman? How you gonna spread them out? You got eight kids by her? It's still tight. Come on, bro. That's still tight. He said that like he putting a lot of dick in it. It's still tight. I mean, it's tight to me. I don't know. Damn. Eight kids out of one? It's good to me. I don't have it. Y'all got eight kids. That's a blessing. Shout out to everybody. She is spending. If he hug her tight, she gonna be pregnant. Number nine. But what about the other one? Fire! Fire! How many? You sure you got fire? Man, don't let this white man have more. Somebody black got more than eight kids.  Hold up. How many you got? Ten. Ten. That's right.   You screaming. Yes, she do. She drunk. She was just screaming five. You got it. Hold up. I'm gonna tell you how I know she got ten. Did you see how she had to pick up ten is up when she got up? I got ten. Right. Then she started doing the praise dance. Look, she got to hold them up. They don't sit. She give birth so much, she just know how to do it. Oh, hey, come to baby. Up, there go another one. God damn. She got some emergency titted milk on deck right now. Anybody got more than ten? She sing all the songs. Hold up. Hold up. I heard a nigga over here. He might have 20 something. How many over here? What do you say? Nigga making birds up top. Hold up. What did that nigga say? Nigga got pigeons. You got more than ten? He said he got nine and a possible. Nigga, that ain't more than ten. That's a space hand. The fuck? This nigga got a space hand. So ten is the most in the whole. I got ten. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. It's some motherfuckers over here. Who yelling? Let me see what they got on this side. How many do you got? Nine boys. That's nine more than ten, though. I got an army. How many? Darkness. What you got in the back? How many you got in the back? Dark man. You got 12? God damn!    Nah, let it cook. Let it cook. Let's see if anybody beats 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. He didn't want to be outnumbered.  I got 12. Alright, we got 10. We got 10 going once, going once, going once. 10, 10, 10, 10. We got 12 in the back. Should I even ask, does anybody have more than 12? 18. That nigga said 18. 18? Hold up.  Play any guy thing.  Yeah, don't stand up, bro. Yeah, don't put that nigga on camera. Don't do that. 18, they are definitely looking for you, nigga. 18. You got 18 kids. Hold up, hold up, hold up. How many baby mamas?  Somebody got to see this nigga. Where is you at? I met some of your kids on the internet. I don't know what to see with this nigga.  Where is he at? Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. He right there with the green sweater on. He African. He might be. 18.   How old are you? How old are you, 60? You must be terrible at fucking. You don't ever pull out. 18. 18 kids, bro. I bet some of your kids don't even think they yours.   His other kids be sitting around talking about the kids. They ain't seen you. You know what they say? We got four more brothers.  He ain't seen some old sisters. We be driving past these kids. Like they got their monuments.  That nigga a legend, bro. That nigga need a theme song. 18 kids, bro. 18 kids.   Look, now you know what to play for 18 kids. Pull up. Because I'm about to get ignorant. I'm the nigga getting all the women pregnant. I get all the women pregnant. I get all the women pregnant. 18 kids. Yo. Hey, color.  I got. I got 18 kids, nigga. Hey, I got 18 kids. Real nigga snap. 18 kids. And he don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And say whee. Every time that I don't pull out. We say whee. I'm up in the cooch and get ignorant.  You got 18 kids, I'ma ski ski ski and that's what it is. That's how the sperm come out, cause I don't never pull out. I shoot it all in the tube. We got 18 kids. Kids say Zoom got more kids than the elementary school classroom. I should be a damn teacher. 18 kids, man, I know that they need you. Do you raise them by yourself? Nope. I know that nigga needs some help. Yep. He got everybody watching the kid.  The kids. Hey, show it is what it is. He got so many, he probably leave his kids at home with his kids. With more kids. I think I got a nake here. I bet that nigga right there, they're seeing all kind of drama. 18 kids, at least 10 baby mama. So how many baby mamas you got out of 18? Hold up. But y'all know you ain't got 18 baby mama. I think the nigga said 13. I can hear kind of good. Did he say 13? 15 baby mamas.  Damn. I'm straight on you. I said I'm straight on you. Hold up. Hey. I said I'm straight on you. I got one. I don't want to have two. Shit. That coochie dry. Almost made me cry.  Hold up, bro. That's a horror movie. A nigga with 15 baby mamas. You know what they call it? Again. Nigga. Every time that nigga phone ring. Again. Ah boy. Ah. He get a phone call and be another child. Hello?  Who this here? Number 11. Ooh.  This nigga trying to duck his kids and they trying to find you. 18. All of them got different skills. All of them got different skills that you had as a nigga. And they using them together.  You gotta be able to get your kids right.  That'll be dope.  Call me when you need me. Right.   I know it can't be off the...  Nigga get about 100,000. Nah trust me I gotta claim all the kids. Trust me I know what I'm doing. This is what it look like when he get all these kids together. Y'all sit down let me talk to you.  You going to jail. Every car rest is coming to me.  Nigga every car he had had to have a sliding door.  The church van. The church van. The 12 passenger. Every time you leave your driveway it look like you're going out of town. Those niggas going out of town again. Every day. Damn. Nigga that is entirely to me. Ain't no way you like all the kids. It is just impossible. I know some of your kids got a line.  I just something about that little nigga I don't like. No he got a little attitude.  He'll be hugging daddy neck tight.  Nigga. That one might not be mine. I don't know.  Man you got three Jackson fives worth of kids man. He just picking them. You ain't got no day no R&B groups or nothing. You ain't got no football team. Don't get this nigga started. This is probably amazing talented kids. They black.  That's what I'm saying. But he African. So he probably got them in the discount mall. He's supposed to be. Oh. Why you hit the drums for the discount mall man.  All the kids be knowing all the parents hit the drums at the wrong moments. This nigga say you got the kids at the discount mall. That was a good one. The blunt. Cause they do. They be know where all the clothes at. Oh we got a blunt right here.   Who said it? Look at the white man. It was her. It was her. I think it's this quick. Bro it was this lady right here. She say hit the beat.  Listen. Her. Not me bro. She say hit the beat like you was a great rap.  Dead beat. Oh don't do that. Oh.  You should have just kept it as the beat. That was a whole lot more mean. Drums. What if there's one of his baby mamas. Oh she calling him a dead beat. Look how he got up. I take care of all my motherfucking kids.  Maybe that'll make it make sense. They are in the van right now. Well I come from it is cool to have mini children.  Yes it can boy.  Drums hit it. That nigga sleep.   Nigga if I had 18 kids I'd get my nuts dipped in bronze and hang them on the wall. Like yeah that was my nuts right there. Yeah they done retired my nuts bro. Put my sack in the rafters. Put a lamp on them bitches. What was down there. Just a chef. This nigga said he would get his nuts dipped in bronze.   For you to breathe. Yeah them the nuts I used to use right there. What was down there. Nothing just a smooth patch now. They got a coochie boy. Just have a chef no balls. What do you do at Christmas nigga. They got a coochie. Christmas got to be. The coochie.   Goofy nigga. But you know what I'm saying crazy. I said take the balls. Leave the sack. Some women love balls.  When a lady said he didn't love nuts. He said take the balls. Leave the sack. I'm sorry. You're not a lot of them. But when you find one that should be crazy. Nah you can't. I said nuts too sensitive. You can't just give all the attention to the nuts.  Nah not enough attention. She giving up on the attention. You're not a woman that like balls. No. Bruh I'm just imagining it. You said take the nuts. Leave the sack.  Right. That nigga got his nuts stuffed with cotton nigga. You just.  I had a chick. She used to love balls. And what made you know she loved balls?     And then she'll make jokes and be like look babe. They eyeballs.  Yo I got to leave after that. I don't want to stay no more after that.    Right. You had to be standing over her. What was she doing? You had to go like alright. There you go. That's something you got a plan right there. You don't just do that in the moment. We got to stop and have a conversation. She did that. That's crazy. I told you she was the one who liked balls. She was a baller. Ball sensitive man.  Alright.  She was looking at my balls. She kept doing that look.  Them balls right there. You can't.  You need to stop.  Make your stomach hurt. You have to cough up. Yeah. Gangsta nigga.  She was looking at her.  Right.     You don't even have to hit them hard. You have to drop your keys in your lap.  Especially if you got a lot of calls. Yes sir. I know what you're talking about. A lot of keys. A lot of keys boy. Yes sir. What you say? Let you hit the blunt man. That's a lot of bitches that need weed right now. We will have that.  We lay out but we will have to Uber the blunt. Let me hit the blunt. Let me hit the blunt.    They the one that a butt when they get high.  So what? Why basically get freaked when they get high. I don't understand. Because that's an excuse. Because you relax. You got a blunt how you know they getting how they be asked.    Right. That's why you be so quick to make a nigga trust you. Can I trust you? Can I trust you? Is it just us? Is it just us? Say it's us. You don't have to put the condom on if it's us.  Hell yeah let's do it.   Shit.  Hell yeah.     You trying to play the cool role so you want something to eat.  Nigga you tripping.   Man come on bro. Come on. Fuck's thumb. See that roach. You know that's the hardest part. Go ahead. Go ahead. Hit that beat by two or three more times. All right man. You know what I'm saying.  Hit that beat. Go ahead. This is the waiting area couch from a Mexican restaurant right here. This is a Tex-Mex. Y'all seen those some pumpkins. Yep. Halloween. Halloween did just pass bro. Halloween at dope holiday sometimes.  Who smoked crack in the 70s? Yeah this counts right here. You smoked crack in the 70s. What name though crack in the 70s? Yeah dude that powder was hitting in the 70s. It was heroin. Heron and powder. Yeah that cocaine nigga. That was a rich man drug in the 70s. You ever watched a movie Willie Dynamite?  He was like yeah try some of this.  That nigga said damn.   Y'all must have been drinking some Cisco for y'all caving this mother.  Y'all ain't hear off that MD 2020. That's that Folo Loco.  Folo Loco.  I like them though. I can tell by how they acting they ain't got no hubcaps.  Stanky coochie. Oh for real? That's what we on? We on our one landers and shit? I know right. Stank. Stank. I got a million. And a million one landers. Stank. That her nigga named in the hood. Stank. Little Stank Stank. My little Stank. She hide you from the police. Get in here.   She a lie to the police for you? What are you bitch?   Why you gonna smoke the road like that? I was just playing. I am a gangster nigga.  I do.  Shit. There it is. Drums.   Cause if I hit it I'd be like. It don't smell that. It's too late. My fingers smell like the air.    If a girl ever get in the bed and cross her legs like this that pussy stank. She just be laying there naked looking to the left.    What y'all been up to? Oh my god. How she laying low.  You got to uncross her legs. Let me up in the. Oh.  They be acting like they don't smell it. They go straight to bend over. This been stank.  And then hit you.  It really don't be stank. It just smell like booty. I think that be the booty hole. Nah. You didn't take the booty. She ain't white the booty hole.      You can tell the coochie stank right.  You straight close.  That is a trick. I need to smell it.  It's really over there. It's going to smell like- It's over there.  Is that an Easter egg that smell?   Ooh. What? Ooh.  They don't even dab you at what subject. It's over there.   I'm not supposed to have that smell behind my ear.    Is this cancer my nigga? What is wrong with me? Niggas ain't Fabuloso.    That's why you got to wash your whole body nigga. Be surprised what stank on the muff. It's somebody here right now behind the back of their knees.   Two days you ain't took no bathroom. Two days in between your toes is nasty.   It's hot. You don't sweat it all day. It's 90 degrees at 9 o'clock in the morning. Nothing to do but sweat.   You ain't even thinkin' stank nigga. Fingertips stank. Like nigga I got to go to the house. This isn't.     Salute to all the ladies that wear that good smelling perfume man.  We like the perfume. Some of y'all be coming up in the meet and greet smellin' like you just jumped out of bath and body works today. The whole job. Everything smelling like a motherfuckin' dream.  Hell nah. Hell nah. You got to warn a nigga.   That's not personal. She tried it. I know but she tried it. Smell like strawberries. So she put it down and I thought it would wet. And I went down there and I would eat it. And I was like. Ugh. I was like baby what that is? She tellin' me oh I'm sorry I put some little KY on there.   What wrong with you?  What? Nigga have you ever tasted hands on a towel? I have not. Alright.   You taste the hand sanitizer too? Nigga I put a round of puts a hand sanitizer on my hand. I forgot and I'll bite my nail. You know what's never happened in human history though with KY jelly? What's that? Nobody has used a damn sized amount. What's that on the direction?  The whole goddamn thing.   That's fake cause you got to keep using it. It made that puts a feel. It like it was just the little boost that puts a needed. The little boost.  Totally different.     I used it on. I made sure I was distributing that.  I know how to get the right amount.  Just slap it on. Dr. KY. Dr. Key. Bro I spent a lot of time researching pussy and things of that nature. I just eat it. What are the things of that nature? Bro it's a whole lot that go with that. All coochies get wet. Just got to figure it out. That's all. Get down there and eat it. Pussies can move by themselves. Totally separate from the body.  Sometime you got a career. You don't even know what you might do to get that pussy wet. Bitch don't even know her shoulders. It's a hot spot.  I'm older than you.  I know it's that butt. That's lit.  Yeah, yeah. I don't see anything.  I'm another Himalayan.  Ladies don't be embarrassed to see that. Here's a rhyme. Uncle Luke. I'm Tanya. I'm Tanya. I'm Tanya. I think you may be glad I'm in a relationship. I'm safe. I was in these streets. But who?  They be like what?  I know how to speak that language. Hold up. That's that call from Bird Box nigga. You a talented. No, because you know them coochie lips. If they long they whistle. When they walk. Yeah.  Oh, the muffles sound like.  Pussy lips long.  She has had the meats.    Nah, I do. I see them little lips.   You been fucking.  That pussy is like, help me. Bruh, you know what's so funny right now?  Ooh, ooh, ooh.  Damn.   Pulling up one more time. They happy too.    I was like, ah, damn.  Couldn't even find a clitoris. I'm like, what a little... I gotta come speak to it when I come around, you know?   No, the procedures, boy. That is crazy.  They just be like, ooh, ooh, you like, oh, yep, this is gonna be easy right here.   You...  I'm leaving. You're not about to disrespect me like that.  I'm out. Yeah. I am out.  I just learned this last week. That's terrible. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna get up.  Right. You eating her pussy, she in there laughing at Martin. Ha-ha. Talk to me so funny. Nope. I'm out as well.  I'm leaving. She has lost all feeling. Nope. I mean, I had one that was so quiet and tell me, she was like, that was the best. I'm like, bitch, I couldn't tell.   Like, how was it? I mean, you know.  They just be in the bed. You're like, what am I wrong with you? I'm just trying to breathe right quick.   They fall asleep and get the snoring like a nigga.  She ain't got nothing left. She gonna wake up and make everybody egg. She just laid her neck and holding her titties with one hand. Right. She don't even get up to help you clean off.   If I could sleep with the nut on me, you could deal with it yourself, because I'm not moving.  She don't even kill. She just like... After. During or after? Babe, huh?     It's morning five of y'all.     She went to a hookah lounge. She come back in 1130. She drunk early too. Fucked up, baby.  People like, babe, chill.  Nigga, you drink Hennessy.   Babe. Baby. Baby. I been wanting to ask you this. What makes you want to talk to me? Nah. I'm serious. Nigga don't even know what to say. They be like, oh. Talk to me.    I know, but what else? Like something not like my body.  Shit, you know me.  Everything.   We don't have a lot of words to say.  Y'all thrive off conversation. Y'all need details. Who was there? How was the show? So was DC there? Was Chico there? What did you guys wear? How many people came? Burn what time did it start?  Men don't talk to each other like that. Nigga, you mad at it? A man can ask you the same question. Hey my nigga, how was the show? She was cool. Right. One question for niggas is easy. My nigga, you straight? Alright, we straight. Yeah, yeah. We ain't nothing else to talk about after that. But ladies, all y'all, you know, we give it to you.  We don't.  Ladies do not use their brain. Do not give them out. No, I'm talking about the conversation wise. Nigga, that's it.   Nigga, I wonder if Stevie Wonder got mirrors in his house. What are you talking about? Ah.  Ooh, that's a good one. Shit. You got three titties. Three titties? Look at niggas answering.  Do we entertain three titties? Because actually the three titties that's a more better experience. Diggie boy.   One leg, you gotta think about it. But that puts on your bed roll. None of that. But what? One foot, one foot, one foot, one foot, one foot, one foot. See, that change it, that change it. That change everything. No, because she still got a little, you know what I'm saying. No, she still got the leg, it just ain't no foot. No, I'm still hitting the bit with the foot, nigga. Over the three titties? Yes, sir. Oh, okay. Three titties, we.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.  Look at this nigga, man. Think like, you see them three titties?       Not for real.  Hold up, bro, that's what I was. That's what I was just about to say, bro. What's up?   Okay, what if you didn't see her right, and then, after the show, you met her in the lobby, and she had three titties in one foot, you a fuck? She had both, she had three titties and one foot. It depends how far I gotta walk to get to her, She like in the back back. Yeah, I'm gonna have to walk you down. I'm saying to everybody than left She just in the parking lot. Is she cute on here? Yeah, I'll smash Is that where you draw your line like like is that your game? Did you do it? Why I mean how you take her out the wheelchair?  You see how he catapulted out of the chair You want to inject yourself again?   Well, you got some distance on you, too.  What are y'all celebrating birthday one of their birthday?  It's our birthday.   Salute.    Everybody's chilling ain't nobody trying to go outside They know how everybody know they say it's cold outside now. It's cold.  Hi, I Can look at you and Look I had a y'all. Oh, yeah Yeah, they didn't smoke the one blunt they had rolled up.  They know we are us. They don't know who we are They were like, we're gonna see those guys in concert. Yeah, they thought they was coming to see a highway seminar Where's that guy loose legs man, we're in a cathedral.  That's a classic.  They'll be like I'm gonna do that loose lead challenge, but I'm awake now.  Okay. What they gotta do. They gotta be in class though Look at all the parents like come on DC.    Stop being mad. All right. What's the other option? Ain't no other option. Yeah. No, they can see what it is Loose leg challenge would be dope if you just had the young motherfuckers doing the loose legs They love that you got the states is too high for this. No, it's not It's to the point now where people see me out. They'd be like man.   I should be swole. They gotta be like man. I am doing too much. I Just want to say this to all the niggas who be late when they see me be like, hey, man What you go at?  He need to really be living lives you stay in another state you stay in another state and I stay in another state No, the as you may a man a man night be more as motherfucking walk up to you Chico may you funny to the motherfucking black nigga? I'm not nigga. That's Carlos. I'm Chico.   I go.  So is this you really crazy like that?  That's you. That's not a pool. That's a hat.   I had your turn What does what type of pool? What type of pool is this? That's a Mexican pool.   That's what you need to look for. Look all the niggas listening. He like, okay Easy to find this pull that hood back. Hey, how you doing there? Yeah, some of them easier to find than others.    All right You look at this theater.    They can't see us. It got them.  Shout out to all the ladies who love me.     I Don't know how to talk white. I'm a nigga Well, you do what you do Nah, man, but we really appreciate y'all coming out tonight And we appreciate y'all the beauty of this show is ain't nobody get up and tell them it's time to get up Look at that nigga court that motherfucker. Look at them big hands. Oh, we got some shirts to give some eye to oh Yeah, let's pass us a shirt This is a big-ass shirt right here. This is to it this right here Who got some big-ass? It's a lot.  There you go. That's not enough Who want the t-shirt?   I ain't get no love It's who perfect.  We love y'all man 55% is now give it up a Carlos Chico be one more time see young fly one more time Appreciate y'all support us make sure you get home safe Go on YouTube and subscribe to the 85 South show turn on your notification So when we drop a show, you'll be the first ones to know If you have VIP meet-and-greet tickets stay in your seat, please If you have if you've already purchased your VIP meet-and-greet tickets stay in your seat Everyone please get home safe. We appreciate y'all support us the 85 South show band in the house J oen in the house My man D clacks in the house Cut zoo in the house You do Hi, sir Which a nice picture John Nudgy John Oh So chicken What's up, what's up, bro?     Cigarillos came way later.  Now if it wasn't this fat, it was definitely this long. Lilo, stop saving his life.  See, the trick to these motherfuckers is, once you bust them open, oh damn, you really don't do them. You don't?  I'll show you.  Now you're cooking with gas, baby.  Yeah, that's what I'm here for. Thank you, bro.   Billy?  Yes, sir. That much of beer, yeah.  Is she black? Need some more weed? Yup. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on, man? Good, good, C.O.T., I got it. What's going on? What's going on? He come today? No, he's actually back in Alaska. Okay, say no more, say no more. What's poppin' on G? Oh my god. We do it pretty decent in Nashville, by the way, huh? In Nashville? In Tennessee. I told you. No, they're also in there. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. I ain't sure to be just high.  Oh, gee. You in this motherfucker? Damn. All right, who on the hook? I got you. All right, bitch, in the hook. Damn, man, I keep doing this.  You do the gang. Me. Yeah, sir. Yeah, sir.  We went all the way every last night.  See?  She'll. He's sick, doesn't he? He's gonna meet me every time. Ooh, man. God, no, no. Not me. Let me hear some. Red came out with a- Red, let me talk. Red came out with a- My man, let me clip my throat. What a name, man. Uh, DJ, I can't think of the nigga's name. But you know, he from the city, so Red brought him out. Is he quick? No, no, no. He's a quick man, man. But I can't think of his name right now. Yeah. Not bad, man. Not bad, man. Not bad, man. He was like, let me clip my throat. Fuck, man. That was the baby. It's OG, though. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. That was in our life. Okay, yo. That's my nigga. I'm trying to tell people music and comedy. It's all at the mix. DJ, cool. Niggas be thinking you can do it. If you can do it, that's great. Comedy and music. You can mix it. That's right. That's why we want to go before all that. All they get is going all the giveaways. Tell them, bruh.  Right before we bring you up, man. You know why he can do it. He know how to play the piano. So he had a piano show. It was easy for him to actually sing for real, but he was actually literally playing the piano. See, if I get up there and I actually sing for real, it's just a joke. You know what I'm saying? It's not like an actual joke. So it's like, I give it to him, but I don't really give it to him like that.    I do. You know what I'm saying? They be singing on the street. It's all for real. Got to make it in good.  Tell them what I found. Some of them in my pocket. I'm like, uh-uh. What about a Sabbath? Somebody set me up last time we was on the trip. Somebody put one of these in my bag. I don't went through two goddamn two X-rays.  I don't went through two different airports, bruh. Wow. When you realize they don't really care about we, you don't understand it because of all the mistakes. Now I don't walk there. I'm like, let me go to the bathroom. What? You going that motherfucker? What is all three five in my pocket? How did I do that? How? It's crazy. They do not care about no we, man.  We're trying to hide some weed, bruh.  It's some dirt. Loot bag. There was all of that.  It was like this. I was a walk-in nigga. Every time I think of that moment, I'm like, what the fuck? We ain't got that.  Why the truth that you here? They got his hand, but they let him back on the plane because they were like, they want to leave, though. But you tried to hide that bitch and you could tell how to where they gone around with it. They knew exactly where they were going. I'm like, damn, they caught that nigga.    I don't know what it was. Must have been that. I was like, yeah, it must have been. Ooh, Lord.  I need that now too, now. I don't know about it when I get down. That's really good excuse. I don't know about it when I get down. That's really what I brought it. I need this one. I don't want to make a drool trans action. In a new state, I will be breaking the law. So I would rather bring it with me. Can you get that? They ain't trying to break the law. That's a great way of thinking. They ain't really trying to break the law. I'm just, you know what I'm saying? It's still recreational. In the house.  Damn, they leave here and work. Damn, never. They be crazy for it. You just can't be sad. I'm just waiting on that day where they just... If you a smoker, you'll always get away with it. I smoke, man. What are you talking about? I smoke. I'm waiting on the day where people are going to look at me and smoke weed to be like... It's hard.  Go on.  Everything is still smoking weed. You telling me? That's how they were in South America. They was like, y'all smoke weed? That's weird. I was like, what do y'all do? Okay. We got to understand. We got to understand. We got brains. I be damned.    They can't be ticked.  This really ain't even drugged me. White people got some drugs out there. We don't know nothing about it.  Have vivid dreams and everything.    Y'all can have that. Point me to weed. If weed get old, I am getting old too. We ain't going to never get old. Y'all know what I'm saying? But you know how niggas be like, man. You know how they say, we all say do weed. Yeah. What y'all do? I am different. Those are drugs. If I'm called a crackhead, I will remain a crackhead. They be choked leaves. They be choked leaves. All day. The coca leaves. The pure stuff. They be choked leaves. All day. The coca leaves. They make your mouth. Hold on. What are coca leaves? That's all they're cute about. Columbia. Oh, Columbia, right?  If it's a plant. It would be stronger though.  With the poppy seeds? Like it's a certain, it was a certain, a certain taste that this nigga was looking for. He was a shelf. But the tree was on a mountain, but it was from a certain type of tree and that she hanged off the cliff of the mountain.   The nigga got in the chair. Oh, check this out. The nigga died a lot over here. It's expensive as coffee. Yeah. They go clean up out in the back cave, like the backs.    That's wild.  Like snatch the tree and then break it because it's a worm inside the tree. But the worm only comes in these trees. So they have to break it, take the worm and mix it together. That's how they eat the special sauce.  But who the nigga would discover that? You got to understand, bro, different worlds, but this is how they live. Like this is the way of living. Like, oh, I would think of the sun. God, I watch the sun well.  Everything. They cook everything. They got hamsters. They eat hamsters. The blunt. The blunt. The blunt is that we are smoking. The same type of people that discovered built. Who discovered built? You'll be surprised we're a different way of living. Eat and eat. I don't know about those motherfucking gushes.  Nope. They got another name. Looked just like that.     That ain't even real oranges. You go somewhere else and we got them oranges. Tastes way better than that. Look at that green. Everything we eat is killing us, man.  That's why they grow everything over there. They grow everything over there. Hey, Chad. I want to tell you, man, these new sweaters, man. They feel perfect, bro.  It was big.  I seen the nigga run down the street. How you doing, man? How you doing? You know I've been laying for that. I got a fuckin' rattlesnake in the clip. Jacksonville. The dog traded with the zipper shirt. What do you think? Boy, it was on my Twitter.  I'm funny. Oh, man. Smash it up. Hey! Yo. Hey, Joe, you got to send me that clip. I tried to text you earlier. I've been talking about when you... Can't get out. And notice...  I need to get my little goods.  We're looking at chances. It might be home. Look at chances. Chan, what do I tell you about that shit? I got to find a place to live.  What's wrong with nigga?  You got all the money. Like, no. I just work great and can't work. You ever thought about being the supervisor? You want to be employee all your fuckin' life?  Dream big, motherfucker. Hey, bro. I'm going to create some Samuel Jackson cards for kids. You know how they got the, like, one, two. But it's going to be like quotes.     For the kids? For the kids.  One and two.    I think you mean will, but I don't know if you are.  Nigga be lit, bro. Nigga be walking around all day.  Like, are you going to be homeless, motherfucker? Real cards.  Life cards. Life cards. Thank you. Exactly what they call life cards. Life cards. They need it. But the schools are getting so small, bro. I went to my last middle school, bro. When I was in middle school, this was... I graduated in 2006.  Because she felt like my whole time here in 2019.  That's crazy. I'm feeling old. Nigga, we had 12 hundred kids in that beach. Seat seven to eight grade. And we had a whole other section. Well, especially that kid, we had like two hundred. So imagine that. Nigga, we got two hundred in there. What?  Yeah, bro. You don't need to be funny. Oh, these. Hey, bro. These guys. It took all of them. Dude, wow.  They were two hundred. Why? Don't do that, bro. What you thought about this? I go back to the school, though. Get away. Get how many students in the video. So remember, we got the seat grade level, or seven grade level and eight grade level. The seat grade level. The seat grade level ain't need being used. Period. Wow. So seat grade level ain't need being used. Period. Seven grade level. Maybe two classes on that whole. And we had like 13 classes on each level. Probably got two classes on the seventh grade level. Now the eighth grade level. No, I'm online on the seventh grade level. The sixth grade got half of the level. And then downstairs on the eighth grade level. Eight grade and seventh grade. Seven grade level. Wow. So that whole other little bar they ain't even using that. They bringing them whole food in the club. Fuck, you need, y'all don't need to go to the cafeteria. Ain't this the way it is. Ain't that me and the y'all, man, huh? Y'all didn't get a red bull. Crash on out right good. That's wild, bro. I see it wild. They probably had like 300 students in that big. I'm just sitting in that big. I'm not anybody crying, though. I'm not shouting. We got so many members in that big. Like, we would. This used to be hanging. Hanging from the ceiling. We was walking them over here. Couldn't eat walking in that big.  You going them over here. You don't know who. Yeah. Y'all ain't using that kind of thing. That one. What is that? That's your middle school. Hey, yeah.  What happened to the students? Niggas like three, four years ago, when the young niggas wild, you know, they saw in three areas.  Like, some young niggas came up to fight.  They were shooting in middle school. Like, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. And so many parents went up there and grabbed their kids and took them off of them. So well. How many young niggas? 300 kids. From 1200. Yeah. 6th grade, 7th grade and 8th grade. My middle school, yeah. Shootin' each year. In the school. I had a father in middle school, nigga. East Side Hat. Cool. Crazy world. DC was part of it. We had the worst school in the system in the country when I was going under the school.  Cheerio in the public.  I was 6th grade. We're the principal of this duke. Stainless duke in Texas. Niggos out on Brown Union. Spin on her.  Put him in the closet all day. Teach your damn. Principal. On the ground. Dude, it's a Mexican gang called Brown Union. DC.  So he had got into it with somebody in the 8th grade. He was 6th grade. He got into it with somebody in the 8th grade. And you know Jack got out on them or whatever. So when they took him to the principal office, he still turned up cause he won. 6th grade or 8th grade? 6th grade. The Mexican duke. So they tried to calm him down. He ended up spitting on the principal.   Take his hands up and lock him in the closet all day long. Left him in that thing. Pissed all on himself and everything. News cap. Niggas and Ms. Duke was a mother. Duke put him in the choke. Ms. Duke was a mother. Ms. Trunch was a mother. Listen, they come to fire like a week later. They come to fire. Niggas, they had to get the police to get her up out of there.   Ain't no way in the world she's feel free. She was cold after. Cold blooded, nigga. Ms. Duke. That'd be the one. We ain't got no cold blooded in the schools. It's gonna be keyed.   You had to be bad bad. You had to be what? You had to be bad.  You had to be bad. Say something to her.  What, now?    Dare say a word. Ms. Thomas. Ms. Thomas used to play classical music. Nigga, niggas was quiet.  The whole class, nobody said nothing. Her little old black lady probably about this tall. Nigga, we was terrified of Ms. Thomas. I'm gonna tell you what, me, Jeffers Mill. Terrified. Jeffers Mill. Ms. Maynard.  Bitch.  Alright, Mr. Maynard, sit down, Mr. Maynard. Sit down, Mr. Maynard. Sit down, Mr. Maynard. I don't wanna get on your mouth, Mr. Maynard. Sit down, Mr. Maynard.  Eat.  Alright, Mr. Maynard. One more time, Mr. Maynard. You out of here, Mr. Maynard. Nigga, same school. 300 kids, right? They had 1200. Me, Jeffers Mill. She great. She taught sign.  What she say, what she mean?   What? Get up out of here. Nigga, what I say, go. Nigga, I remember who was in her class. Nigga, we piped up. She was trying to tell her what to do. She was like, okay, y'all want to act right? Okay, Monday, y'all got detention. 330. Nigga was like detention. Who goes to detention? We bucking on everything. You say we suspended. We come back to school the next day. Nigga, Monday come around, y'all. The bell ring. We in male class. Miss James class. Miss James class. This ain't even a class. We in male class. The bell ring. Nigga, I be down. Me, Jeffers Mill coming in.  Hold up. Y'all, y'all was playing? Y'all sit y'all lad down.  What's up? Nigga, with the bell ring at 330, you going home at five. That bro back there. Come on in, bro. You missed the whole time. I went outside with them. Nobody try to be Jeffers Mill ever again. That's how Miss Thomas was. Like Miss Thomas was so cold. You know, you don't play in a class. We'll be turning up in Miss the Maiden class.  She won't say nothing.  We had a teacher. That teacher had been teaching for like 35 years before my first play. Damn. She retired that year. Damn. Hey, bro. That gave Miss Murphy hell, bro. Like Miss Murphy had a little policy. But she would just discipline you and keep, like keep teaching, right?  So what? And then, you know, you just keep going. She's like, a check mark is by your name. What about the end of the week? Hey, Miss Murphy been engaged. And look, she got the old ad textbook, right? A punishment ad. You got to write every word. Bro, look. About 100,000 times. What? Every check mark you get, she adds 10 more pages.  Miss Murphy losing her mind. Just because she don't know what to do. Because she ain't never planned it.  She can't do it. She can't do it, but write you up. And go to the office. She said, like, have my class. You know, like, 9th grade English. We're going to add two teachers. Right.   We failing anyway.   Everybody just ruined it a bit. Like, bro, they start throwing books around the class. Miss Murphy said, I give up. I give up. This place is just a three-wearing circuit. And the girl stood up and said, Miss Murphy, you the motherfucking class. The breaking point. That was it? Y'all with nuts on the end. She couldn't come back from that. Bro, we done ruined some teachers. Boy, we done ruined some teachers. I did, boy. I talked about bigger.  Man. That's me roasted. Stop, Mr. Whitfield. Bitch.    Man, I'm feeling it.  Pew, pew.  Now I fail my whole chemistry class.  Hey, bro, not today.  Not today. I wasn't there when she started. Man, they just knew how I was to go say something. Hey, man, come on, man. Hey, bro. I mean, we had to teach them to name me both right, right? We all were fucked. We were fucked, man, though. Niggas. My people last thing. She taught social studies, bro. Same grad. Same middle school though. I love the school. He had so many mirrors in his bed. Niggas, man, both right. We go to lunch. I was on 18. My mama always had me on the targeted team. She's on the B team this time. What team? The targeted team. You know, when y'all were small kids. You know what I'm saying?   But you know, we were thugging. So they been both right with my six grades. See, so having on the B team, on the cell grade. Niggas, we go to lunch. I don't know who she pissed on.  Go to lunch.   Go back to the lunch. You know that. Everybody at lunch. So we come from lunch. We party up in the hallway. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Niggas, before you know it. Niggas been both right. Coming down the hallway. Faster than the beat. We never seen them both right, ever seen them both. Damn. That's both right.  She got y'all. Both right. Walk down that hallway. Shout it. I'm talking about all you heard was high heel. Back. Back. We know how she even got this job. In the middle of all the home paper.  We just want to do rap.  That was her last day. I had to teach her name. Ms. Donigan, nigga.  Since Donigan used to eat, man, nigga. I'm talking about had a raw turkey bag and put it in the microwave. Niggas coming in. He had a whole classroom stinking. You'd be like, Ms. Donigan, man. Stinking.   What you think? This is my clip.  I'm like, man. Oh. My name is Kirby.   Scratch her coochie. Far anything. Keep on walking. That was my man teaching in high school.  That nigga used to get more scared than the principal. Can't nigga. True story.  And just sit in there when you skipping class.  He always used to be in there twisted. Man, the principal come around the corner one day, nigga. Mind you, my high school ain't had no walls. It was just medians. You know what I'm saying? They call it done by school without walls or whatever. So you can fit probably about 15 people in there easily. Niggas about 35 niggas in the class. This motherfucker come around, start handing out papers. This nigga handing out anything.  He just giving niggas papers. He start writing numbers on the wall. I'm like, this nigga is more scared of the principal than we are.  So they couldn't find the nigga. They couldn't attend you. There you go, my bad. They couldn't find him. They couldn't find the nigga, nigga. So he ain't had no reason to be scared. He used to be just so twisted. Nigga, my sixth grade teacher, Mr. Board, took us on a field trip. No permission slips.  Took us downtown. Gave us all bus tokens. Took us downtown. Right, took us downtown. Act like he was great. Take us into the motherfucking FBI building for a tour, right? Nigga said, aw, nigga, I can't go up in here. I got my knife on me. They was like, hey, boy, y'all niggas, y'all good? Y'all got y'all tokens? We was like, yeah. He was like, all right, man. Y'all boy and bean. Y'all see y'all tomorrow. Nigga left us downtown. We now make Donald's nigga buyin' 20 pieces and all day. Mr. Board was a muffler. He finally got fired because he paid. This nigga paid Trina and Tava's $5. The punch colleague in the face, man. In class. Nigga used to be in class getting his little ponytail braided.  A girl five dollars the punch of the nigga in the face.  Whoop that nigga. He paid him the five. Whole school liable.  Like, man, Trina, you get all that pizza. Mr. Board.