No, but one of our friends I recently got told one of our friends is a house fire. Yeah in his spare time Imagine that row a he's up in flames Okay, this is it looks this is episode number two would be very exciting to have a to be in a house fire If you could pay 50k right now Matt to go back to the age of 26 You whole life is normal, but you're 26 years old exactly wood. Yeah, I would it's before gout.  Oh my Stay into the camera show them your soul. Oh We still isn't ending. I wanted an ending. There was a start and a minute Little chorus wasn't it?   All right So I'm not saying that this what's happening to me is is is gonna be a kid for you I'm saying that the treatment the way they found this out will definitely help you So if you're one of those hundreds of people who had high blood pressure has heart shit the DM'd us Stay tuned in probably maybe not next week.   Oh man.  I cried. I fully cried I was like ten years. I thought I had cancer and then bang and imagine going for For three years and going to doctor after doctor and them all just saying. Oh, yeah We don't know where it is here. Take this medication. It's just oh, yeah, they can well We all know from 2020.  It's natural You don't have to take all this.  It's no medication It's not really gonna take a supplement. Yeah, it's so good But anyway, um, if you want to get a head start on what I'm gonna talk about the the how I got onto this There's a Joe Rogan podcast with Gary Brecker on it. I forget what number it is But his name is Gary Brecker and that's what kind of sparked me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You listen to Joe Rogan. Yeah, that's a red flag dude.   That's sex. Yeah, I am as well Yeah, you both know that I'm deeply racist.    This is just a turn This is your fault. No. No. Yeah, well Matt. We know when Matt drives that noise everyone There is one thing that I could not believe it. Okay. I went to quickly pop out and get lunch I got a free burrito from these people.  It's very nice.  Maybe it's cured your squirties. That's what I mean. That's so good That's more exciting in the heart sort of now. Okay, so here.  Oh, no Had a watch mojo bullshit not bad unless it's if it's a good topic No, no, he's watching Top 10 top 20 top 20 of the most Get this right how accurate our films really like story films. It was, you know, how accurate was Aaron Brockovich How how accurate was Pocahontas, you know explaining it?  No, it was saying Films who claim to be true stories and where they don't put in the like real like the extra real things that actually happen If you saw that description would you go, yeah, I'm gonna watch something that claimed to be true, but isn't true So I know I want to find out you got no culture. That's you're not in the movies brother Look at how Matt's dressed now Emergency emergency everybody. Oh, I don't like that one. That was too full core. Yeah, that was real Okay. Well, do you want to hear what would you expect less? Do you want to hear about culture? Would you hear it? Would you expect less for me though? I promise you're gonna be so mesmerized with this experience that I had on the weekend Okay, is this the snorkeling story? This is All right, we went snorkeling in Michael and I took our wives to Mount Gravatt on a snorkeling tour There's more more than Ireland. I think more than there's some wreckages that Mount Gravatt and we went snorkeling there Okay, so I the tool is shithouse. You okay Yeah, you get there at nine o'clock and you leave your home by six and You do forty five minutes of snorkeling and you pay like two hundred dollars each for Six o'clock Oh, dude, it was I couldn't oh man. There was one guy Noah. I'm sorry Noah, but I had it out for you now also Here I am Snorkeling getting told what to do 45 minutes back in the boat.  It's so fun.   I was touching him I didn't I didn't want to ride him because I felt bad. So I just gave him pats on the back We just swam together for like 20 minutes. It was so beautiful So that's how cultured I am you cheated on your wife with a turtle. Well, I was touching it Yeah, not say oh touching is enough.  Yeah, so we went snorkeling but I said it's pretty cold.  I didn't even that that's yeah a day out of the shipwrecks is definitely gonna beat that video So, yeah, that's definitely that's all Matt did on the weekend competition. I went to a waterfall. Oh, Matt God that's enough. Sorry. They're not real do go on and on about your weekends Just like can we talk about something else? Is that okay?  We filmed a crazy website video.  Is it really sure? I think we can't we can't look just blow just show Michael and oh Yeah, wow, is it still bruised? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, that was like six days ago Something and we wanted to see at what's at when is it when is discipline turned to trauma?   This is great story So we're getting the angle set up. I'm getting slow mo ready for Marty.  What's it called? Four centimeters diameter. I was full four centimeters dial later full brother and there was I was doing it because Michael's looking through the camera Oh, and I knew he had to look through the camera set up.   They can't not know who we are They drive back up to the end. It's a one-way and dead-end road. Oh, it's a dead-end road They'd have to turn back around and go past us and they they stay waved and smiled to James And then we just sort of we couldn't even look him in the eye when they came back We had to have our heads down and James is like no, I think they took it. Well, so therefore Marty got away with sexually assaulting two women. It was an accident.   All right. Anyway, they need to let me know that they're coming. Yeah Well, don't have it's like a hybrid don't have such a quite. Yes, such a quiet car, man Yeah, and it was like a road where there's no one like that. We went out into the middle of nowhere There's no one there.   It's all on the website We're filming some banger website videos this year, man. We did some planning last Friday We got some big projects now that we've scaled less content. We're gonna make the content. We do make high quality and man It's exciting bro. I'm like man.  What Bubba? In your favorite one of your favorite friends, I'm Billy Madison. No, not Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore It's the guy with the one hand.  I would yeah, then I wouldn't gross pain. It's like being electrocuted the pain. Oh I'd pay I'd pay like double and go to sleep. Yeah. Well, they're giving me laughing gas valium and anesthesia Oh anesthesia.   All I care about is them shaving my teeth down to nothing It's a big and I want to express what I'm feeling in a sound. Oh, yes Oh Hello doctor Well, that's just what I'm feeling. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's that makes sense. That's your truth. That's your truth. That's your truth Australia's oldest person died. Yeah. Well, what do you expect? I don't know some lady. She was 111. How's that news? It should that should be that should be that's nature now.  I thought I was convinced for so long. I was probably gonna die at 60 65 with this hot shit, but now 80 80s back on the cards. 80 would be good So that one was sour. It was like veggie might he looks like veggie might Aussie kids Anyway, let's get some kids.  Let me tell you something. So last week segments, right? So we've got week one segments and then week two segments So there's different segments in week two and then we go back to week one segments next week and the voicemail segments We still haven't posted episode number one. Okay, so if you've called in with your voicemails Just remember we're two weeks behind So if you called in for episode one voicemails, which what did we ask people? We wanted to hear the stories and the stories, but I just realized we're gonna give them another topic for this Yeah, so I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it. So Bender topics for week one. We will show them on week three So next week. Okay, so we're two weeks behind.  It could be actual diseases you have It could be trauma that you've experienced could be gout.  I'd love to know that Anything that's weird and wonderful king hit Matt in the streets if you're seeing no Play my back I like oh, I like it when you oh Yeah, I kind of just I kind of just let it go. It's play my back It's really unusual to see Michael not enjoying them.  Oh, sorry. I just trying to get all your sweat off. Yeah Yeah, yeah, how are they sense? How are they sent less? He never smells no one knows bro. This is my never say they know Yeah, sometimes. Oh, actually they do stink sometimes, but yeah, see there's mon's stink and she fights No, they're usually pretty good, but mon's mon's still very like tries to hide it.   All right Like we said new segments that we're trialling this week. So if you hate them, let us know But I have a sneaking suspicion.          What do you think? Yeah, exactly.      Yeah, it is good because you can shave in the shower They've added another skin thing a skin saver to stop you from being cut even less It's highly unlikely that you will get clipped. I test it out.  You won't need a phone.  How do you know that? How do you know it's a good quality? Who's the next sponsor?  There's a link in there is in the description you click on it It uses our code immediately. You get a free travel pack. It's just a powder. You put it in your drink every day And it makes you feel great. It's essential. Why not and like mighty said now He knows that he's got peace of mind because he's healthy He's like 10 times happier.   Oh, yeah, and the vitamin Yeah, I've mentioned this many times before they send you a vitamin D dropper this little oil It's just one drop free by the way one drop a day Right and your vitamin D levels, which is the only vitamin that your body makes Okay, all the other vitamins you have. So that's how important it is and if you Work in an office. I am willing to bet Matt's mom's life on it.  When I back doing blood tests, right?  Hey, Mrs. Brown Oh That's strange I'll see you later. Why does your mum talk like that?  Is that one of them other countries is it?  Yeah, get ready. Yeah. Oh, I actually want to hear this All right, we've got a new bong break music hit it the break have a bong have a bong have a break Here I go, baby This is the real shit And sales 101 and we're back By science Oh man. All right, so There's a new segment and you boys don't even know. Yeah, we didn't know about it. You just wrote it Yeah, look, look I found this A couple of days ago. Okay Matt and I found it in your room And I'm sorry But I'm not giving it back. I've photocopied the original And I think you know what it is What is it?  Aye What is it? Okay, so I found something in Matt's room I don't know that I should read it, but I feel like this could help you in figuring out what's going on Is this this isn't the black book again? Is it? No, no, no, I wish the black book. We finished Oh, wow, what do we show the cover? Yeah, yeah, well what I have here Is something that kind of it's it's confusing like I've read a few entries and I was I kind of had to put it down and I vomited but it's It's pretty cool and and I feel like And I feel like if we tell the people about this it might they might help to interpret your dreams It might help with climate change or something like that. I found matt browns dream diary So he's been writing down the dreams. He's been having No, I've said he's that I found it. No matt. I'm sorry. I'm reading it out. I'm sorry I don't look. I don't care what you say. This will help you. Okay. How is good How will that help me?  Look, I don't know like I've read a few. I don't know what your dreams mean.  Yeah, look, I spent a lot of time in matt's room when he's at work So and I just stumbled across here as it was locked stay out of my room Look and it's like I I'm just going to read the first page and it kind of describes. Um, hang on. Are you the one shitting in the toilet?  So these are all yeah matt's dream entries Okay, and I'll I'll read one a week and we'll see like writing the comments what you think matt's dreams mean Okay, just so we can try to get to the bottom. It's kind of like therapy for matt Okay, think of it as we're helping matt to un Un un untangle his fucked up mind All right, it's like inception too if you've seen that movie when I was young one of my first One of my first girlfriends is missing pull. Yeah, she's missing now But um, she pulled out a book and it had what every dream meant Every subject and you could flick if you have a dream about something you could flick to it and read read what it means Well, I don't think that any of those will apply to your dreams after what I've read But let's just read the first intro page and then starting next week I'll start to read out the dreams that he's so vividly recounted in this book All right, so matt goes on to say here My dear sweet journal, I am a changed man I no longer hunt or kill and I have found something far more powerful love I have a girlfriend And my life has turned around Now I always have my bed my girlfriend's best interests at heart Instead of hurting whoever necessary in order to have what I wanted Having is no longer my number one priority The happiness of my girlfriend is all that matters as I wish to build a life with her and even start a family but There are still many demons that fester within my skull walls There is an engraved darkness on my soul that is as much a part of me as my own beating heart And my mind battles every day War rages between good and evil thought Good wins out, but only just Some days I'm hanging on by a fucking thread and I'm one fucking complaint away from kicking my bitch girlfriend out of the house But then love reminds me that relationships take time and patience And I sought through my demons Such mental battles lead to extreme vivid dreams Dreams so real I wake up in the middle of the night screaming and pissing My concerned girlfriend thinks it's a good idea if I write my dreams down So we can try and discover their meanings So the purpose of this dream journal is to document my dreams and read them to my girlfriend and therapists I'm nervous to write them as my dreams come with a great deal of shame and guilt People would surely think differently of me if they knew my truly Disturbing deepest secrets being metaphorically morphed into horrific confusing dreams In fact, if anyone finds this dream journal other than myself or my girlfriend I will deny knowing its existence and pretend that marty wrote it Anyway, I'm feeling tired and I better go to bed I hope I don't have one of my crazy dreams tonight So That was beautiful. That was like, um This is is it a dream journal. Is that what it is? I think so This is gonna have all of my dreams in it.  I read one.  I stand up. I take accountability for what I've done and I'm out of loss. It's out of character And at the end of the day it's out of character and I'm out of loss at the end of the day Now I actually had a dream the other night.  Guess who let us out brown Brown got us out of the town got us to the new safe house. Is that a true story?  What what compliment did you give me when we got out? I don't know I think it was actually I said, I don't know to you and you were like, oh, thanks man. Oh, I don't know either Was he on his phone? I don't remember. I don't recall, but he probably would have been Okay All right guys, it's time for one of our brand new segments. It is called. Oh, no No Wait, I should probably explain this. Yeah, just wait. Just let me explain this.  Okay, michael Is fucked.  He's not going to eat it All right, 30% of the population are like that matt is is also Very fussy. I don't think i'm fussy at all. Okay, we'll see matt. He doesn't think he is, but I do I know i'm fussy and I stand out. I'm I own it. Yeah, I actually own it michael actually It takes a accountability for it. Try it sometimes You don't own it Look matt hates So much food.  What's your subway order? He would never have salad. Why are you asking what's your subway order? bread meatballs Cheese you probably wouldn't even had cheese on it. Yeah, old english. Oh, yeah. See cheese meatballs bread. He does not have Fussy fussy boy. He will be a burger. He will take the salad off the burger Hang on. I actually had a meatball sub on the weekend We're salad and I had carrot and lettuce on it.  That's huge for him I was but I was pressured because Uh My girlfriend jenna got like it was like being with you at subway Where you like, yeah, but all that all as much as you can feel in there and um, yeah Oh, so you felt weird not doing very expensive in person and she and she goes She's she's she's are you gonna get any cells?  She wants me to be healthy. It's beautiful and when I got Letters and carrot.  I was like Not enjoying it at all. I just had to get it down. Dude, that is so weird.  I look you keep going I One more time sauce Sauce got me through it. Oh really? I already in ranch when I was a kid seed oil if I My my food was on the table and if the one food was touching another food I'd be like mom this ain't happening.  Were you fussy with pills? By taking medicaid. I love love pills at the end of the look.   We need to swap All right. All right, james Hey, mr.  It's hot Um, my forehead's a bit sweaty because of my fringe. Yeah, this is gonna be the shittest time. Yeah So guys let's go. Let me just quickly explain it.  All right Come on in james. Come on in james has prepared this. Would you put it here strange this week? Oh, I thought it would be because it's the first one No, I want to ease you into it. All right, so it's not that strange this week james wants to ease them into it Okay, all right, let's have a look here. By the way, I found this footstep out of front of my old apartment Someone want to throw it away and it is done so well.  Oh Yes, yummy. Yummy blue cheese. Yummy. Yummy blue. Oh, yeah, yummy. Yummy blue. All right, first of all So, how do you win this? No, it's no winning matt.   It's sweating a little. Can I go now?   I don't know. No, you haven't fussy boy. See he's never had blue cheese That's what I hang on now. I just haven't been out the chance What do you mean blue cheese is everywhere?  I think guys It's mold. How can you eat mold?  I don't know how this is legal to eat so smelly I've had blue cheese and other food, but not just straight blue cheese.  It's so soft. I'll eat a beef moldy It's not bad. I'll try and go. Yeah, you go first matt. Let's see And you have to rate it. You have to look he's trying to convince himself His cheeks are filling with vomit though. Creamy mold.  All right, let's score it out of 10. I'll have another bit I want you to eat half of it. Eat half then. He's not fussy Eat half gone. Yeah, that's it.  Half a block of blue cheese Yep, go on. You want to prove to me that you're not fussy? Shove it all in Now now eat it. No Come on. You're being a bit. Oh my god. Come on.  Finish your cheese rat man. I can't finish your little blue cheese He's just ate half a block. Yeah, let's see put that in a rat trap.  I'm like the hard pressure Swallow it. Come on. Yeah, senior. Oh, yeah. Look at me. Look.  You've barely you've you've got most of it in your little claws Um, I'm upset the mark was him Half a block He said you'd have half but you you got to own it. Like I do you got to take some accountability. You gotta own it Come on.  Give me a time limit.  I'll eat my half of my own time Yeah, well, I didn't give you a time limit But just remember we got people listening and watching right now and they are bored Shitless watching a little rat nibble on a small amount of blue cheese. This is your segment I can't believe you had that much blue cheese, baby. I cut Okay Look, he's getting over it. He's getting over it.   You've had maybe Maybe Maybe a fifth that was confirmed. That was confirmed. That was confirmed. All right, score it out of 10 Be honest. Yeah.  You've got a dd It's actually add It's actually add Before I shoved the whole thing in my mouth. I was giving it Probably like a seven or eight out of 10. Yeah, and now what?  No, it's a seven. No, let's let's because that's how you meant to eat it You meant to have half a block at a time.  Oh man.      Don't so you really hurry up You gotta chew it. My god.   Maybe a bit of quince paste matt stop making a mess.    It does taste a bit like off milk like sour sour milk You had it All right. Oh, it's so bad. Man. Did you swallow it whole? Dude, give him some I've just hit the flavor. Oh, yeah Have some water. It's not good.  Yeah, I don't know one's just really really gross It's dude Really? Yeah, it's dude. It's so so sourly sweet. No, it's sour. It's not even sweet It's like sour milk the smell. All right, so four and two I can't believe I'm eating mold. Is it that bad? I would give blue cheese and and Eight and a half out of seven. Anyway Oh, dude, it's so bad, dude All right, so matt gives it a four very very fussy and marco gives it a two Extreme amount of fuss.    Say sorry. Say sorry right now. Sorry.   Whoa. Whoa Only if you're a man. I've got a girl. Yeah, only men got a girlfriend. Yeah, that's why I just assumed everyone knew that I meant men Men anyway It's time For a brand new segment that unfortunately is hosted by our very own matt brown So please bear with us and maybe skip this segment if you If you like, okay, just I don't know what's going to happen here. Hit the mat. It's trauma trivia Trauma trivia Trauma trivia Trauma trivia That's so special to me Okay, that's so it's so special Um, I've selected a bunch of categories. I've put them into a hat So what what what so what is this you're gonna ask us questions and every time we're wrong We have to hurt ourselves trauma trivia.    Let's hit it baby. Let's get this. Let's get this up to 40 k's now Everyone's gonna hate this segment now because you guys aren't interested in it What are you talking about paranoid? He's being paranoid brown Marty, can you pick a a subject out of the hat just one please? What's the subject?    I lesson boy.  Um, it's a trivia on golf. I don't know about play The question the questions are pretty um, like whoever gets the closest to it. I made them sort of like that Thank you. So uh, uh, you've got a chance. Let's just say that Um, we'll do the better. Um, I had a the best of five the best of seven We'll do the best of seven questions because it's pretty fun these ones. You just want to see us get hurt lots No, you only get hurt ones Let's let's get hurt every time every round. I reckon. Oh, okay That'll make it more fun for them because we get lots of pain. What's the pain today's punishment is No, you have no idea how much that hurts dude. That's fucked. Um, there'll be a different punishment every week Or every time we do it basically.    Wait, we're gonna do the we're both gonna take a guess. What do you want to do? See he's going to win this so easily. No, you both get to you both got the illegal amount You both get to have you both get to have a a guess at it and the loser gets the punishment But what if he just could copy his mind then he that's fine What that's fine.  What's your answer? I don't even know. Hey, but if you both get it wrong. Oh if you're gonna Okay, I'll make a rule if you copy each other's answers that means if you're both wrong you both get a punishment I'm gonna say you can have uh 12 clubs Okay, what's the question again? How many golf clubs are in a set of clubs? This is in professional Well, you can have 12 you can probably have like a tournament like tournament tournament professional How many golf clubs in a set?   You got your driver, right?   That's 11, right? Um, I'm gonna say 12 and accept that we both get punished. Oh my god The answer is 12 I guessed it right So he has to answer first now.  Yeah, I also knew the answer. Maybe that's fine. Maybe that's fine He's not going to copy your answer every time Don't worry. The questions are going to get a lot more he answers first now. That's how it works Yeah, yeah, that's fine. But the the the next questions are a lot more The deals hard to guess. They're deals. All right. Uh, take a shot each No, we tied you dickhead. We got it right.  Yeah, make it. We don't get if not, um, okay All right, no, no, if you don't sorry the rule was if you guys copied each other's answer and you're both wrong Okay, all right. Yeah, that makes sense.   What year did tiger woods become a professional player? What year It's 2024 now.  Okay 1999. Michael.   Okay Oh such a sting It doesn't feel Clean next question. I've made a new rule.  All right next question. I should coward punch you. No There's a call out to everyone out there. No Next question number three.   I'm gonna say I'll give you a um a bit of a hint with this one In america alone 300 million golf balls are lost every year 300 million are lost every year So with that make your guess worldwide.    Well done. Okay. Well the answer is One point two billion, which means yes Now I get to Fucking get some revenge. I can't wait. All right. You have to hear what you want and then that has to be the same Or near my knee. I die.  I don't mind Three three three three two one. Let's do this Let's do this as soon as I go Let's do this three two one. Let's do this three two one. Let's go. Let's have some fun three two one Dude so high. It's so high.    It is a pain like nowhere. Like it is so bad Oh, wow. You're like an instant mark. It looks like a big pair of lips of Just putting it out there. Michael. You are wearing clothes of yours and marty's not that is That's a sin. That's a sin.  All right. Next question is um How many golf courses are there in the world?  I'm gonna put all the nines in it You don't know nines. Yeah, I don't know how he did that number. That was pretty cool All right, let me just quickly do some maths. Okay, so I'm brisbane alone. That's probably like 12 I will give you some context. That's a bit of a hint. It would be nice In australia alone, there are 1500 golf courses Enjoy. All right, so 1500 um, I'm gonna say like maybe Probably 10 times that in america.   Let's be honest Oh I'm gonna say 62 000 900 And 99 what did you say 68 63 63? Okay. Okay.  That's not nice That's not It's purple now, baby He's an artist and I'm he's a canvass should I cut this down to five? So I'm winning two one and it's tied. It's so hot. So you have to try this one If Michael gets this he wins as well.  Okay.  Why once if I get everything right I don't care can see everyone's happy.  Who's james james lee Oh Has quite the rage when he plays golf And he has broken several golf clubs while playing How many golf clubs do you think james lee has broken? Well, you just said several. It's a seven Yeah, how many number where several means seven. Yes.  I meant lots of He thought that was real several with seven I think it isn't close. I don't know. I don't know. Look. No way. Leave in the comments Several is not is around seven. I think should I google that? Yeah. Yeah. I don't believe that Look, I'm gonna google it right now.  Okay, look, I'll go first and I'm gonna say he's broken a few like he literally broke one the other day at The boys trip dude. Look at this man. Look at this purple.  Oh my god Guess why is it now? Look, I'm gonna say that it's probably up there around Seven he's broken seven. Okay seven and marty. What do you reckon?   I think he has in one round of 18 I remember going with him With cam and he broke his He broke a putter and an iron. Hey james. Can't ask him. No, he can't. How many golf clubs have you been asked? Don't answer Well, that's bullshit, man. Just have a crack have a wild crack. Yeah, there's a lot riding on this man I don't like having wild cracks when there's a lot riding on it, man I'm gonna say Yeah, you want to say talk about going Yeah All right, look, um, it's either six or eight, isn't it?  You just did that down my whole leg We got a tiebreaker on our hands, dude I just realized why it's because my legs smaller than this leg because I haven't been moving it because it bugged me All right.  Oh my god. Look at me. Oh my god. Look at me Michael.  I ate it too All right tie back a question.  I'm just gonna do the whatever below it How many people this is reported so not it could be any number, but these are reported numbers of people That must be bad ones then if they're reported Man think about the chance very rare My dad hit a man with golf ball.  Well, there's 38 38 000 courses around the world. So what's that? 38 let's just say That's his answer Seriously, no, I'm gonna say um three Three hundred and fifty thousand three hundred and fifty thousand markles your answer and this is around the world.  I'm gonna say was my little darling. Hmm. Wait, so 350 000.  There's no way No, man, there's no need. Look if all it needs is 10 hits all it needs is the number 350 000 That the fucking calculate needs is 10 hits per golf course My I was actually thought I actually thought you were gonna go one hit per golf course I thought it was going to be maybe so I reckon the actual answer is 38 000 in a year 10 in a year surely It's 38 000 around the answer is 40 000. Yeah So in you are fucked. Oh, yes, dude. Look at my leg man Michael wins Today's trivia. I don't know. It's gone.  Congratulations. Michael accept your price Come on, man. It's already it's already purple. Just do it. Please Please It's nerve damage, bro Yeah, dude, did you get gold? Can you show that to camera? You can nerve damage, man. It's on youtube.    It's how famous are we hit it? Exactly all right guys Now this segment we're going to work out by the end of the season just how famous we are We're going to DM people on instagram and if they reply that means we are their level of fame All right when they stop replying that's when we know they are more way too famous for us and we are not that famous All right, and we start small and we build our way up to a great celebrities probably so if they reply we are equal and and and and we started With our friend lachlan got freed last week. All right. I DMed him on instagram to see if he would reply Yeah, so boom one ticked off already very low level scum type fame Sorry, lucky. So that's where we are right easy. Boom ticked it off.   Did I say garden then bro? The garden was out there The secret garden care. That's fancy, but I don't even know what was happening there man Who's an Australian? What about Dave Hughes? No, we've already we've been there's got to be something in the middle between Dave Hughes and Locky There's got to be some of them in contact with Dave Hughes. I think Dave Hughes is Like we've done Dave Hughes. He said yeah, yeah, but yeah, but we haven't done him for this segment Yeah, maybe we just message you see if he replies to us. All right.  Let's go. Hey Dave All right, we'll construct a message for those who don't know who Dave Hughes is overseas He's a strange comedian and now he's a television. He's a tv host now and does radio sometimes He's got a very interesting and he does radio. Yeah, he's also a father That guy quick quick question um quick question Got a bit of an opportunity of an opportunity Where are you based? Dude, that's giving false hope.  That's pretty big. We're we're gonna lose friends here Well, we're not we're gonna lose potential friends when we say we were lying or for everyone's entertainment or or He must be heard that we never like kept up the conversation. So we know he's on scene Yeah, so we'll get the screenshots to people so they can see you guys leave me on scene all the time I randomly sent Hughesy a photo of me while I was dressed as the host A few years ago and he just kind of left us on scene So well, I don't think that was you that was the host Well, I someone sent me a photo of the host and I sent it to him. Okay. Yeah But um, yeah, look so Hughesy quick question got a bit of an opportunity Where are you based and then I can't wait for his reply and then we can tell him that um That there is no opportunity. Yeah, dude. That's definitely gonna.  Yeah It's a good. It's a good strategy. We're gonna lose them as potential friends for future Yeah, so we might need to change it up if we don't want to burn any bridges, bro But the Hughesy bridges already set a light burn bridges, bro triple B That's the should be the name of our podcast man.  Look, I'm going to post on it right now Okay, marty and michael on twitter how many followers have you and I'm going to post Nearly four thousand so not many but like it's just it's probably my favorite.  Anyway that and youtube very good for news, but here we go I've got I've got a joke to say okay Why did the R run away from the ape? Ah, just the letter R. Yeah Run away from the ape. Yeah I haven't got anything. That's it. All right. I'll just post that and we'll just see what people say about that Hey What are we talking about here? Oh, yeah famous.    So we're going to call this number and the goal is um Is to is to convince them like it's a it says lost wheel, right? Please call caroline.   I'm not sure you have What do you have for me? What do you have? You're speaking Hello, um, my name Arnold fine. I have Found a wheel. I look I go for walk Milton Trudeau, I see your sign. Uh, maybe today go. Okay. I uh Gold go to park with my pet pick. Uh, we walk around and in uh bush I find a wheel. I find a little black wheel. It is still spin And uh, it great condition So what do you say? We make a little reward and we swap wheel for cash Okay, uh, uh, do you know how big it is? It, uh, maybe oh, I have a no ruler here, but I say, oh, maybe, uh, 10 or 15 centimetre top to bottom Uh, it's a spin. It's a spin like a wheel to spin Do you speak in German? Not, uh, no, I come from, um, east, uh, Europe. I have a Russian, uh, a little bit German I can a little bit uh, uh, yeah Maybe 1015 centimetre But the wheel I test a wheel. I put finger on wheel and I wheel along a ground and it works So what the deal for why you offer reward? No, just to get it back. What is the deal for what what where does we'll go on? It's a good to show you for the babies. For the baby, your baby. Why your baby need a wheel? They not have a leg. They go in a prime. Oh, prime, OK, OK. Yes, OK, I have a wheel. How much how much cash you want for a wheel? Oh, 10, 10 dollars. Ten dollars. OK. Maybe a good look. I say maybe 50, 50 cash. 50 cash, we call deal. No, it's not worth 50. OK, OK. No, look, you to birth, you put time to print poster, you put poster up. I have a wheel I I you know, I have I can give back or I can put back in. Can you send me can you send me a photo? OK, I sent you a photo. OK, let me just get a wheel here. So I have a wheel there. I send the proof. So maybe look, we say we say in the middle, I say maybe 40, 40 dollar. OK, my final offer or I put the wheel back in Bush. So you can admit to my hold your wheel hostage. 40 dollar or you never see a wheel again. We can play that, too. Or you can give me 40 dollar and problem solved, darling. OK, so do you come to the Milton? Milton Duck Park. I can come. I have pet pick. My wife is sick. She is in bed. So I need to check and make sure she OK. I have pet pick. I juggle. I do juggle tennis ball in a house in a spare time. So I have to make sure I practice. But maybe I could come to Milton tomorrow, tomorrow. And do you bring cash? No coins. I only want 20 or 10s or 220 or four 10s. And I give you a wheel. Tomorrow won't be able to do that. You can't do that. Afternoon, my wife, she's sick. She flop around in bed and she she vomit on the side of her shirt and stinky. She pale and sweaty and sweaty. She is sweating a switch,jo Level six. Yes, of course. Let's just the switch these would style in in in in in the in in in the in the in in the in the in. When is there at 5 p.m. Can you make it to the dog park okay? I cannot maybe come up, but you have to make a promise to me you not tell police Okay, you make a promise to me. I you not saying nothing to police. Okay? Why police? I do not want any problem with the police come up. So you you try take a wheel I found wheel. Okay the wheel is in my Possession. Okay. I have a wheel hostage I sent the photo you see can you send a photo of the wheel please? I did send photo No, that's a photo of the photo that was on my phone. Come on now.  I use a $40 40 dollar for wheel Come You be fresh with me a pig dog. It's the same thing the same thing. Okay photo is same thing as photo of photo This is yeah, I have no proof that you have my wheel. So until I have a proof I'm not gonna Okay, well I say like this. Okay.    Okay? Bye. Have a good evening. Okay. Say goodbye. We'll say goodbye, too Lost sign for a wheel. Oh my god She's probably goes to there's like three day cares and is there's probably from one of them do that is in oh my god $10 for a wheel.  Just buy a new wheel get oh man I didn't get it a lot of effort to put in fine wheel, but anyway guys What did you guys say in German dude? I was like this is the best shit in she was yeah We're just kind of going on about like white power and and Oh, yeah, that's a German thing.  We finally got a German person and pranked me.  He's mixed He's from one of them little countries Yeah, one of the little ones that don't know one knows nothing about sikten stein Anyway guys that is the end of episode number two don't forget to like comment subscribe Here's a five star review on Spotify.  We're Neil Armstrong Where's the best where the best where the best where the best where the best where the best where the best