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This is traffic cops episode 12. I mean season 12 episode 20. I Don't know what it is man. They ain't been putting many Police interceptors or traffic cops on the net no more This is rare that I found this one. I've been looking all week. God damn. Well, I guess this one Yo Darbysha's traffic cops Suspects Streets Yes, yes be aware we've had a stolen vehicle hit to the NPR camera southbound on the motorway policy effects Traffic cops like Dan Mitchell face the dangers of dealing with runaway drivers every day. They'll take whatever risks To avoid us stopping them and to avoid capture a stolen vehicle has been cited The minute it's just hitting up on the border, but I'm not side Dan's in an unmarked car traveling east of Derby near the Nottinghamshire County line I'm just gonna get down there and try and plot up. Let's see if it comes up. Unmarked. It's dead. I'm not nice I'm hoping they'll be in a position to get it stopped See if you get someone's pride and joy back This car has been involved in local burglaries. We've got two that's allocated to it. They're on route Up ahead sergeant Scott Riley is also responding along with a number of other traffic cars That stolen car we're looking for is to activate a traffic camera When somebody's got their hands on the stolen car, they're gonna be driving it dangerously They're gonna be driving us at speed and if the police get behind them Then they're gonna take all manner of risk to evade capture I think Scott's gonna get behind it first if it comes back on to Darbysha very close The lead by right to the office The stolen Astra is spotted parked up ahead. Come on Opportunities like that don't come off them. If it's not moving.  Hey Scott heads off after the Astra With two units now on its tail a third quickly joins the chase Well back towards Darbysha speed 50 in the 30 Yes, yes This person is high risk This person is going to do anything within their power to get away from us Can I have a stinger location, please? Stinger at this time is authorized. Please ensure you remember your hard cover All right, we're very close Yeah for one. I'm just coming on to the road now so I might have to get a sightseller Yeah, just appear Not unit It's too late to use the stinger I know he matters here. He was They've done me Somebody please help so Dan gets behind the getaway car The Astros all guns blazing he's he's going he's managed to lose Scott so I'm not the car Tonga for one. Yeah to learn so the dog unit has been requested. They're making the way towards you now The driving hasn't particularly quick 50 60 miles an hour, but he's weaving he's weaving from left to right Some art vehicle wants to come past me and take over As the driver tries to escape Dan gets ahead With three cars in position they attempt to box in the suspect Is he on the wrong side of traffic?    No, right? This side this side Okay, take it steady Right, let's settle him in lane four. Let's settle him in four second before Okay, settle him in one set limit one. That's they bring it down bring it down.  He's just going to try everything now to get away He's car drop the table basically Now he got just one right? I'll get him He's going to de-camp.  It might be over with Dog look like it's biting stuff Coming up So we might not have got out the search is on for the runaway driver We are deep in the woods 12 miles east of Derby traffic cops Scott Riley and Dan Mitchell are pursuing a stolen car Stay with me down stay with me down stay with me down near side near side The main carriage like that vehicles have gone full speed gone straight down the bank and through the grass and all of a sudden He's driving through a jungler grass and it buried itself into the foliage Yeah, the dog's best thing you do cause get the dog out and pass his own room It's over with you got a dog you got the whole force you got the helicopter it's done for I've not seen any doors open. I don't know how many people are in the vehicle, but I can't even get in it I can't see how they've opened any of the doors the only way I can check that it's clear is by opening the boots and going through the boot I still don't know I managed to get out that car it's crossed over these it's crossed over the slip While Scott checks the Astra Dan is trying to work out where the driver might have run to Ever getting a little longer to get back on again We've come off up there so he is Gonna be around here somewhere a dog tracks the runaway drivers sent There's a bit of a wall a dog bite hard to that's a good German Shepherd way in here, mate. See if that's if that's accessible seems to be trodden I With the helicopter above Scott heads in through the thick undergrowth It's a product the chopper guys. He'll be there Colleagues on the camera with a thermal searching around where you are around that pond near it to the car I'm having a good look around you got escape artists equipped I don't know if it's a fishing lake with it's just like a Bog So it looks absolutely horrific if you go down here 484 fire we are deep in the woods And in that horse the water We are struggling to see you So we're just trying to do some orbits. It's very very thick in there. So just bear with us After 45 minutes of searching the runaway driver is still hiding out And prescribed for we might have we've got a heat source right at the end 45 minutes they call him on the end of the hour mark. He's almost There's not a lot of movement I'll just tell you what we've got the pictures. I've got heat source He's round and then we've got a smaller heat source around it Our interpretation possibly ahead sticking out of the water and the body In the water The heat source looks as though it's like a circle So we need to try and get down there.  Scott, where are you? Scott Go where it's all right Okay officer coming in from the You need to be nearer up on top of this heat source. Could you see coming through the trees now slightly to your left? So Scott's right on the edge of the water now, right? Man, what you doing?  Ah, that'd be me. I ain't gonna hold you close to the heat source So he's gone across country from the other side and possibly just guiding him in We can't give up getting to this heat source whether it is or it isn't a person because If it isn't It could have fallen over and he can be in a lot of trouble Slightly to your left slightly to your left is any about three paces in front of it is him Just be careful. Are you gonna come to the water in a minute? Clear the air clear the air i can see him Oh, we can see him we can see him The helicopter says Right, you're there and straight away The helicopter is almost undefeated. I've seen that helicopter get defeated like one or two times Out of a hundred and something hundred plus two hundred Yeah, I just love to see him Submerged in water, but I thought it would add He hard stops thing This is real now And if he's injured a criminal that's just used all their efforts to get away from here He's asking for help And then you know that they've got themselves into a situation I want to tell you before you go shoot three units How deep is the water what do you mean die? What do you mean alive? Yes, yes, don't fit No, no, no Is he shivering come on be cold All the energy and all the fights been taken out of him He's almost drowned we need to get him back out where we can get a medical assistance He almost drowned that's tough Imagine running from the cops taking him on a high-speed chase, then a foot pursuit for 45 minutes, then almost drowning and pleading for help. Oh, man, he's throwing the water and everything.  You know, you could tell he's not faking it. He's very nearly drowned. In all the 15 minutes, it would have been too late. So we all need the ambulance. The helicopter did it. They've saved his life. They've saved a life. Like, the water, I feel like he could have just stood up and been cool. But, like, I guess he didn't know he was disorientated. He didn't know what was going on. They might have said get him out. It's just in case they get him back there. Onto the road now. If you see the chatter on the screen, it's not... it'll come off when I take it off. For you to... Sorry. We just wouldn't entertain, of course. And now you've seen someone almost drown. That's crazy. I want to go home to my family pretty much uninjured. Their need to get away from us will always be greater than our need to catch them. Do you want me to get you a blanket as well, Sergeant? Don't be seeming like it, because you'll have to have some try-hards in them. There you are. I'm only done from there down. Are you coming off? I'm only tadpoles you're going, oh my god. Not even fun. Oh, dear. Onto the car, no damage to our cars and whatnot. After a game of hide and seek. There you go. What happened to the ambulance? Ripley outskirts. That's just the sweet tunnel. Yes, that's what I'm talking about. There are many reasons people try to get away from the cops, whether they are car thieves, wanted criminals, or even drink drivers. Having put on a dry pair of boots, Scott's now responding to a report of another runaway driver. He's still on shift?  I would have, yeah, I'm going to call it a night, fellas. So, a report of an abandoned car, which it looks like was just found. I thought it's the old Ripley. We haven't. Any tango, so far? Yeah, and with your car, can you run it for us, please? Yeah, we've run it through. It's come about to an address in Alfordham. Straightly insured to Dundee. How very strange. Do you know anything about this car that's crashed on the road outside? Yeah, it was about half past one. I heard of a bang, got a little more on it, and this young lad and his girl come in. So, they've come in? How long ago? Half an hour. Yeah, if you've got one, that'd be great. Yeah, have you got it on now? It's very helpful. Yeah, okay. Can we have a still of that? Quite distinctive, isn't it? Let's take a photo of it. I just want to see if I can get them coming in. Oh, thanks for me. Potentially got them coming in on CCTV. Next door. Did they not say anything then about it? We'll go and have a quick look. We're going to get the car recovered anyway. Okay, thank you. Bye. I'm going to do an area search, see if I can find them.  Definitely we'll see if we can find them. Definitely drunk. It was not. Just leave it. He's at that curb. You can see it. Yeah, so there we go. Look at the damage on the curb there. So they've come round that corner too fast. Hit this curb, and then it's just their momentum and the sort of end of the accident that's taken them down there to bring them to a rest. It's quarter past three in the morning. It's probably the right sort of time for somebody to be... They're barely home. Absolutely drunk. They've crushed the car now. Walking out. So we'll just see if we can pick them up. Do y'all not got Uber? I would have instantly called an Uber. Walking out. First of all, I don't drink and drive, and I don't suggest you do that either. You know, I don't promote that type of foolery, but I would have called an Uber. Come over here. You. Come over here, mate. What can you tell me about your car, really? About my what? Your car. I don't drive, mate. You haven't got a car? No. I've not got a license. That's all? No, mate. I'm on provisional, bro.  I don't drive at all, mate. So you've not been in the car at all? Never. Can I have a 10-15 person check, please? So you don't own a car? I don't own a car whatsoever, mate. This is inconvenient for me, mate. Sorry, what are you keeping me for? I'm entertained. You are at the minute, yeah. I'm not very impressed, to be honest. Yeah, 24. You've got any car keys on you? No. No, anything else? Can I search you? Yeah, of course you can. All right. Listen, I'm not very impressed at the moment. Bro, who cares if you're impressed? What are you talking? Car keys. Immediately found. I'd say it's car keys. They're not mine. They're my mates. I've just found them in your pocket. All right. Come over here with me. Because I believe you've been driving a motor vehicle whilst under the influence of alcohol. You might as well put that away, mate. I require you to provide me a specimen of breath for the purpose of the analysis. Definitely not, because I'm not going to drive then. Do you agree to give me a specimen of your breath? Definitely not. Okay. Who am I? So what are you... I've got a gut... Will you provide me a specimen of breath? You said no. Okay. You're under arrest, though. You're under arrest for failing to provide a specimen of breath. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm you if I don't mention my question. Something which is later lying in court. All right, mate? Yeah, mate, yeah. Okay. Understand why you've been arrested, buddy. No, mate. You grab a seat in there. Coming up... The cops on the... In Ripley, Derbyshire, Sergeant Scott Riley has found the suspected runaway driver of a crashed Seat. What can you tell me about your car, really? I don't drive me. He's scummy, too. He's drunk drunk. Overly. And claims to know nothing about the accident, but he's taken back to Ripley Police Station. Is that a booger? Key evidence. That's what that is. You want to take him in there? Yeah. Well, I'm going to get out of here. Man, if you make this easy, I can make it difficult. Make it easy? I was walking in from this shop. Listen, listen. My job is to make you safe whilst you're here. Listen, mate. I can't do it. I'm not your mate. Listen. Listen, mate. Listen. I can't do that. I've run it all. I guess they... I'm independent. I don't care. Okay? So, the vehicle that's been involved in the collision is registered at this gentleman's address. This gentleman's got a key for the Seat on his person. I've asked him to buy this. I've asked him to provide a specimen in the breath and he's refused to do so. Therefore, he's been arrested, failing to provide a specimen in the breath on the approved machine. Do you see he had the keys on him? Yes, he did. Yes. Sorry, mate, but you wasted my time. So I wasted your time. You wasted my time. I'll get a piece at seven o'clock. It's in your arm. What other injuries and illnesses have you got from your leg? What's wrong with your leg? I've got arthritis. Do you have arthritis? My left ear. That's all right. My left ear. What's your right ear though?  It's over with your clock. It's done for. You're done. Why did you have the keys in your pocket though?  You should have upped the keys and somebody else. So I said my left ear. L-E-F-T-E-R. Left ear. Anywhere else? My right ear. Both ears. And my nose. Anywhere else? My eyeball. Are you taking any tablets or medication? What are you taking? Cocaine. Any of this? LSD. Heroin. Crack. Weed. Acid. M-Cart. No, because they're not tablets or medication, are they? Yeah, they are. Are you taking any tablets or medications? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rose Wigan. Right, follow the coin.  He's come off the road on a corner that's not really a corner. To the extent where the wheel... Dude is overly hammered. He's been pulled off from the car. It's a fatal accident waiting to happen. He could have killed somebody. In one of our cells, sobering up. He's made it easy for us. He's failed to provide it. That's an absolute fence itself. And yes, he was a very entertaining chap. Derby City City. Traffic cop Dan Mitchell is nearing the end of a night shift. Yeah, for information, the driver in this vehicle suspected to be over the limit drink driving possibly under the influence of drugs. Possible drink driver that got reported a couple of hours ago just picked up one at City Roads. So let's go out and have a bit of a look. See if we can find it. A few miles away, one of Dan's colleagues is parked up in an unmarked car when the suspect passes him. As the blue lights go on, the driver races away. This one is like all police chases, really. And he had that one drunk dude who was on every drug. With the unmarked car in pursuit, Dan rushes towards the chase. Groove down the line from that. You can collide with anything at that speed on those sort of roads and it should just be completely oblivious. I wouldn't be surprised if you go halfway through the building before you come to a stop. Absolutely horrific. Oh, this is a tight neighborhood too. Look how thin the road is. I'll go in that way. See if it pops out. One half litre engine that's probably got. Probably about 400 brake. Control have traced the car to a nearby address. Local car fails to start. Why would you do that? Sit down here, I think. See if it comes across. So I think we've got all the main trunk roads covered. And then some local cars that are sort of floating around the area where it was last seen. It looks like the insurance is recently taken out. I think yesterday. Hopefully we'll be able to find it.   Not even a high speed. Well, yeah, he was going 90 and a 30, right? High speed. Parked up somewhere. We'll just seize it. When you're driving around the area like that, there's lots of terrorist housing and tight streets, double parked cars. If he's drunk, I'm surprised he's managed to get around and not hit anything to be fair. Officers are now approaching the car owner's address. The police suspect that the man and the house have links to drug offenses. Drive around. No license. Right, let's go find it. I want to seize it now. Trying to go mobile again, Dan. See if we can find it parked up somewhere and get it seized. Traffic cop Jason Potts finds a car matching the description. Nice. The wheels are that hard. You can't touch them. Oh, man. Jesus. It's absolutely red on. It stinks. Oh, of course. They're blue. Scorch out. It just smells of brake dust and... He's getting low on y'all in that Porsche. So it's obviously been... been ragged. There's no... there's no RTC damage.  So at least no one else is going to be involved in this. Nearby, officers spot the suspect. Oh. That's behind your back. What's happening? How do you know it's him, though? Isn't the car tinted or it's dark out? Dan's got someone detained who believed to be the driver. So we'll see what... what he's got to say. I don't know. Right, mate. There's a moment in time you're under arrest and suspicion. A dangerous driver has helped stop the police. I don't drive. Hard? Yeah, well, I don't believe it. A car that's linked to you has just failed to stop the police and is in dangerously. I suspect you're the driver. That's why you're under arrest. You had a drink tonight, yes? No. I don't drink. I don't drive. You're under arrest. Because you're under arrest, you're going to be searched. You can arrest me. You shouldn't have you on you. No, I don't have nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Very good. That's a... cell phone? What's that? Are you playing army? What are you talking about? No, that's a normal phone, a work phone. To my work phone. Yeah, to call a car, you know. Not an encrophone, is it? I work in Suras Company. Special phones? What special phones? I don't know, it looks like a special phone. What's not a special phone? Special phones, you know. Can you have a Louis Vuitton shoes? Oh, would you look at that. One Porsche car key. Not my key. No, not your key in your pocket. Give over. I don't drive. One Porsche car key located in the pocket. I don't drive. You can preach all you want me. I don't drive cars. I think you've been driving a car. Yeah. Therefore, I need you to blow it to this. Why? To see if you drunk. That's the simplest way I can put it with a language barrier. I don't drive. I don't need to prove it, I just need to suspect.  I suspect you've failed to stop that motor vehicle. Please. Yeah, buddy. I also suspect Porsche, Porsche key. That's the second time a driver ain't, like, stashed a key somewhere or something, like, be smarter. Or analysis. If you don't blow into that, you will be arrested, yeah?  You're not going to get arrested anyway. Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow. That's it, Tom. I'm just thinking about it, so it must be quite a bit. You're blowing 52. Therefore, you further and do arrest on suspicion of driving a motor vehicle whilst over the prescribed alcohol limit. All right, you're still under caution. What does that mean? Another arrest, yeah. Another arrest? Yeah, or another arrest. Have you been arrested before? I've been, yeah. Yeah, so you know what happens then. Right. Let's get put into the back of this police car here. This one? On the other side. Yeah. Can you take your arms out? No, that's the idea. Very good. They're not too tight. Sand. Yeah, we just jack, we'll cover it up for this Porsche. Car park at the back of the street there, please. We've got the keys. There we go. Oh. And we are in. Oh, my arm's going to go off now. Oh, no. All right, get some paperwork now. Good result. If you're going to drive like that, whilst you're drunk, you need to deserve everything that he's going to get, really. Dangerous car off the streets, dangerous car. There's only just a dangerous driver. That's it. Car is not dangerous. Luckily, it's at the time of the night where there's not that many people around. However, travelling at speeds in excess of 85-90 miles an hour on these streets, I'm so surprised that we're not having to deal with multiple reports of RTCs where it's crashed into other vehicles. God forbid, colliding with pedestrians that have been out on the Friday night in town, making their way back home. So, yeah, it's a good result and quite favourable that we're just basically dealing with the traffic offences and not having to deal with something more serious that's going to affect people's lives in the future. Coming up. I mean, I got away with that car. For a older style polo in white, the vehicle is just very, very dangerous. I need a new chair. With 8,500 people killed or seriously injured in drink drive accidents every year, clamping down on these crimes is a top priority. Say again, Remy, I must have missed that what we're going to some codes for. It's a busy night in Ripley and traffic cop Nick Lovett is on the lookout for trouble. Well, with the OBS just passed for a white car that's possibly die-seeing for the cars. Yeah, 24. I've got it, high streets. That's it? It's raggedy. Just turning into co-op.  Ain't that illegal too? As Nick pulls up, colleagues, Sergeant Remy Hopkins and PC Mark Scott are quickly on the scene. Hey, up high with your eyes? What's the matter with you? You've been in a car accident. Put your hands down. Oh yeah, he drunk too. When you get drunk to the point where you can't even say one word and a whole sentence clear. Put your hands down. Right, put your hands down. Keep your hands out your pockets. Keep your hands out your pockets. Stay still.  Keep your hands away. You put them in there, just put them in there. Keep my hands out.  Do not put your hands anywhere near your pockets. Sorry mate, sorry. Why are you on me? Turn around. He was trying to get rid of that class A. That's in there. Guaranteed of some class A's in this pocket. Turn around. Yeah, I've got it. Right, now we can shut up, can't we? Now we should have a drink. You can watch from start when the stream is over. What's happening with this RTC? I'm sorry mate, I've been in the hell of it. This is live. Have you stopped? No, no, no.  What's happened to your face? What happened to your face? No, no, my hand cut.  My initial thoughts are that he probably smacked his head on the steering wheel or on the windscreen as a result of being... I think these streams stay up for... I'm not sure. Forever maybe. I think they're always up there. I don't know. Why are you bleeding then? Because of my hand. You've got all blood in your mouth. Because of my hand. Is this your motor? Customly, yeah. Can you arrange recovery please for this vehicle? It's got part of the wing peeled back. The offside wing which will make it dangerous. And the driver's door can't be opened and shut properly. You could list the defects as long as you're on. Mate, at this moment in time, a 4x7, you're under arrest mate. That's perfect. I'm specifically being unfit through drink or drugs. Perfect. Because you've been alright, you're going to put the cuffs to the front. Can you have a wee? Can you have a wee? Where are you going to have a wee? You can see it mark me. No, no, no, no, no. Just... Alright, alright, alright. I'm not going home mate. What is he saying? Making moves. No, I'm not saying you've been aggressive. But we just need your hands to go where we want them to go. Not where you want them to go. Sometimes that differs from the two. No, I'm fine mate. Let's have a look at your hand. I think you can see it. I thought you smashed all your face in when you got out. No, no, no. The lads covered in blood all through his mouth which I thought was going to be from the collision.  So injuries aren't as severe as what I thought when I got out of the car. But as we've seen, the car is in a horrifically poor state to the point where it makes it really, really dangerous to be on the road. The car raggedy before it got into any accidents. It's terrible. Don't touch anything mate. His nose intoxicated. He negates the necessity for a breath test at the scene, arrest him and get him back to the police station as quickly as possible. Isn't she abused? It's abused, isn't it? It's seen better days, hasn't it? It's seen better days. Yeah. That's where it belongs, I think. The problem is, I don't want to leave it here because if he's not unfit he's going to come back and he's going to take it. So I'm going to recover it for the purpose of a vehicle exam and the fact that it's got horrifically dangerous edges that will literally rip somebody to pieces. Now for sure, if you leave that there and somebody's walking fast and not paying attention you could definitely grab their leg or something. Front-near sides bull-tire and if you look how far the rear wheels extend outside the wheel arches. That's the naughty one. So there's no jeeps out there like Jeep like off-road jeeps or off-road trucks because those extend outside the tire well naturally, jeeps. Which I'm assuming is because of the collapsed wing. Yeah, that's not good.  No. The lads off to custody to see if he actually is unfit to drink or drugs. Given the fact there's a beer can in the back I would say he's more like to be under the influence of drink rather than drugs but or it could be a mixture of both. We won't know until any blood tests come back They didn't even search him. Yeah, it's good results in the end of the day and we've got some details for the person that's been hit so they'll be pleased. Also you had insurance? I'm speaking from Dobbyshire's road crime unit at Ripley You were the driver of your motor when he got hit by an old-fashioned polo. We've got the vehicle, drives under arrest and he's now on route to Ripley. It's quite satisfying to be able to ring someone and say we've actually got this car. You've reported it and within five to ten minutes later we've now stopped the vehicle. We've dealt with the driver and we've acted on what they've reported. Yeah, you're not hurt are you? Right, you're alright though. I would have been hurt sending ambulance. As the vehicle had to be recovered or could you get it home? You've got it home. Well the good news is we've got him. Take care, bye-bye. You got insurance, right? I don't know. I don't know if they said if he had insurance or not. From the drunk or drugged to thieves on the run around 10,000 runaway drivers fail to stop the police every year across the UK. There's failed thieves on the run. Around 10,000 runaway drivers fail to stop for 10,000 every year across the UK. People don't want to be responsible for what they've done and if there's a chance of getting away they'll try and take it. It is one of the major issues that we face on the road and the carnage that they can cause is immense and it shouldn't be happening. If a stolen car is in the hands of a criminal there is no doubt that vehicle will fail to stop. That fight or flight as quickly as they can and recklessly as they can to that they police capture and if we capture them they're going to fight as hard as they can so that we don't detain them so for us it really is a high risk time. In this episode quite distinctive, isn't it? The man caught on CCTV after a car accident who said he wasn't driving. So you've not been in the car at all? Never. Once you find and must carry out 120 hours of unpaid work. It's not bad. I've got it, I street. The England fan arrested by Nick Lovett won't... You do want to tell you. Do not put your hands anywhere near your pockets. Pleaded guilty to drink driving and has been disqualified for 18 months and fined £300. Hands on the wall now! Hands on the wall! After a Porsche failed to stop at 90 miles an hour along Derby's back streets What car have you got? I've done drive. I don't believe you. Was charged with drink driving. Failed to stop, driving without due care and attention and no licence. Would you look at that? One Porsche car key. He has pleaded not guilty to all charges and is awaiting trial. If I describe Paul we've got a heat source and the runaway driver who nearly drowned. We've got a few more trucks now so we all need that. I'm doing this. Was charged with burglary, theft of a motor vehicle, dangerous driving, driving whilst disqualified, no insurance and breach of bail. One stolen car, no damage to our cars and one locked up. He's due to appear at court. He's definitely going to jail. He's going to get on the wing and they're going to be like, how do you get caught?  Almost drowned trying to get... Yeah, nah. Tell L.E. to like, comment, subscribe, turn on your post. If you're not subbed up, man, subscribe. I'm gone.


OK, I guess it's time to start. Good morning. Welcome to the folks and to the mini-debcon from Hamburg. Not going to say much about the city, except that the public ferries are awesome. They are just for if you take a normal bus ticket or something, you can use the ferry. And it's a nice way to see the harbor. Feel free to ask me what Hamburg. This is a bit complicated place. So I will briefly explain the different things we have here. So folks is a cooperative of artists, freelancers, hairdressers. There's CCC is here. There's the sauna. There's whatever, many different projects. The building has been abandoned for 20 years until it was put into use again eight years ago. And since four years, this cooperative is here. And since a few one or two years, this renovation have started. So it's a bit messy all. And there's also some theft vandalism in the house, especially in the nights when there's parties. So don't leave valuables around. Lock your things. This room is locked in the night. Be careful. And this is the whole building from above. I will use this in a moment to show where we are. We are here now in dog Europe, which is a place to have workshops and other events. This room is the main talk room. There's a small hack lab on the other side of the corridor. And another hack lab, if you go down the corridor all the way to the end over the staircase, there's another hack lab. And there's also beds for some people who can sleep here. And if you look at this, I'm not sure if this is visible. This is the entrance to dog Europe, which you all found because you are here. Then we have the cantina downstairs in the ground floor. This exists since a year. Normally, they only have lunch and brunch on Sunday. And the bar you've maybe seen yesterday, it takes place once a month. Cantina has two entrances in the downstairs. Some in the ground floor, as said. And for us, they are open with coffee and tea all day. There's lunch and dinner times, which we agreed on, which are meant not because there's still other users of the cantina. And our times are meant so that we don't dust them.  And please tip the cantina. And when you buy drinks, the food is free if you're registered in time. So for attendees here, it's free. So please tip the people who work there. And then there's also the CCC Hamburg Hacker Space, which is the local group in Hamburg. We are free to use the Hacker Space. I will make sure that other people than me get access today. There's four big tables and sofas. And there's, oh yes, they are the owners of a Debian book, which is this one, which I would like you to sign it. Please, everybody who's involved in Debian contributed sign this book so they have a nicer book later. I'll put it at front desk. And CCC is the other entrances of the building, so it's over there. And it's in the first floor. First floor, ground floor's wrong. We'll have lightning talks tomorrow at noon. If you want to forgive the lightning talk, Nati is collecting talk proposals at front desk. Today, we'll have a group picture at the quarter to five in the courtyard down there. So it's after the coffee break. It's the start of the coffee break, so then just go downstairs, please. If you want to be in the group picture, then the picture will be taken. And everywhere in this building and in the courtyard, there's wireless via the ESSID Freifunk net. And there's roaming so you can walk around. And tonight, after dinner, I will do a venue tour, probably starting from the Cantina. Yeah, starting from the Cantina. For those who want to see the whole building, there's a nice keller, there's a roof, there's some more construction work. And then there's, I think, a different photo policy in the house. And usually at Debcon, at Debcon usually is just take pictures and put them on the internet. People in the house might not like this. So just be respectful, ask the people in the picture whether they are fine. And there's also another, there's some other different values here. This picture is not from Fuchs, actually, but from the harbor birthday last week. And this is whatever their code of conduct. And Debian has a different code of conduct. This is the Debian code of conduct. Debcon has yet another one. And the CCC has one. And the Cantina has one. And Dog Europe has one. In case of problem, Tinchu is here from the anti-harrisment team. Is Tinchu already in the room? No. Marga is also available. She is there in case you don't know her. Blue hair. And well, you can also talk to me. Yeah, I hope everybody will be nice and fine. Then there's a few people and companies to thank for. DJI was our first gold sponsor. They're really supporting this event very well. Then likewise, Zipgaze, they were too late to get on the T-shirt and they didn't care. Very nice. Neuland was the first sponsor, which made sure we could really make this event because then we had the money to rent the venue. And Google was there and Kredativ. And everybody who donated to Debian, because we also use some Debian funds, I think 2,000 euros, roughly, from Debian. And then there were some people making this happen. The Doc Europe, Cantina, CCC Hamburg, and the Hohlfock Fuchs who supported this. Chris, the DPL, who agreed right in the beginning that Debian will have some financial support of this and which makes sure we cut the venue. And the video team, they were just there in the beginning and they travel a lot. Thanks to Valessio for the logo. And Michail, Nati, Lee, and Marga, and the Hohlfock Hamburg channel who helped to getting this event going. So thank you all also for being here and making it awesome because it would not be good without you. Thanks. And I have a list of things to be improved in future. I might share a please tell me, especially if you're unhappy if there's things you don't like. I like to hear them. And maybe I share the list tomorrow, I'm not sure. OK, have fun, fix some bugs, do whatever you want.


and exchanges, access to more information between our folks. You recently launched your re-election campaign. You've said questions about your age are legitimate. And your response is always, just watch me. But the country is watching. And recent polling shows that 70% of Americans, including a majority of Democrats, believe you shouldn't run again. What do you say to them? What do you say to those Americans who are watching and aren't convinced? You've said you can beat Trump again. Do you think you're the only one? I may not be the only one, but I know him well and I know the danger he presents to our democracy. And we've been down this road before. And with regard to age and polling data, I noticed the polling data I keep hearing about is that I'm between 42% and 46% favorable rating, et cetera. But everybody running for re-election at this time has been in the same position. There's nothing new about that. We're making it sound like Biden's really under water. And number one, number two, when the same polling data asks whether they think what kind of job I've done, it gets overwhelmingly positive results from 58% thinking and everything from the CHIPS Act and all the things we've done. We have economic growth moving. We're in a situation where the climate, we've invested more money and more help in dealing with the climate crisis in any nation in the world. And so things are moving. And the reason I'm running again is there's a job to finish. The other thing is that, look, think about what I inherited when I got elected. I inherited a nation and overwhelming debt at the time, number one, in the hole for the four years that he was president. I inherited a nation that had a serious loss of credibility around the world as America first. And over the first meeting I attended the G7, I said, America's back. And one of the world leaders said, for how long? For how long? There's a great concern about the United States being able to lead the free world. And we're doing that again. And those same polls you look at, you take a look at the polls, they're saying whether I pull together NATO and the European Union as well as Asian partners, I think we have. But there's more to do. And with regard to age, I can't even say, I guess how old I am, I can't even say the number. It doesn't register with me. But the only thing I can say is that one of the things that people are going to find out is they're going to see a race and they're going to judge whether or not I have it or don't have it. I respect them taking a hard look at it. I take a hard look at it as well. I took a hard look at it before I decided to run. And I feel good. I feel excited about the prospects. And I think we're in the verge of really turning the corner in the way we have in the long time. Are you damaging a key ally in the competition with China to help your domestic politics ahead of the election?


To put it simply, I needed an excuse to play Campus Legends. I am so obsessed with Campus Legends. They brought it back with all the 10 OG teams, and they added two new teams. I played one game with Ohio State and one game with Bama. So now there's 12 teams in the game, and I was trying to think, what can I do? I've won with every team. I made a whole video when I won with every team in one video, and I was looking back at old videos, and I had a little nostalgia. Remember when every Madden YouTuber was doing these videos? It's like four years ago, bro. All I knew was still making videos. If you guys have been watching that long, I love you. But if you haven't been watching that long, here's a little throwback. These are like the most popular Madden videos four years ago. I don't expect this video to bang, but it will be a fun little throwback. Spin the Wheel! I'm college teams. I've made some iterations of this video before, but it's never been like this. Because before I'd spin the wheel, I might add one player from that college, but now it's actually gonna determine what college team I'm gonna play as here. We're gonna spin this twice. So I'm gonna get two wins with two separate teams. But my fate is completely decided by this wheel right here. I've got all 12 teams on there. I'm excited. And if we get 500 rushing yards, we get a 90 overall chase young and ultimate team. So I'll go for some rushing yards today. Hopefully we get one of the teams of the God tier running back. All right, boys. My fate is decided by this wheel right here. Our team is going to be Texas or Florida. I think I'd rather our Florida team always goaded. Yes, we get the Gators. It's been a while since I've used the Gators. If I was super cracked, I could try and get 250 rushing yards a game. It'd be really difficult.  I swear to God, he has like 99 speed. And then we also have Fred Taylor. I really like, I just like the Florida team a lot. 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They have other hygiene products too, like deodorant as well as shampoo and conditioner. And yeah, they know I love Pintar. So they actually sent me the Pintar deodorant and the Pintar shampoo and conditioner. Also made with high quality natural ingredients. I feel like a beauty vlogger. Oh, that's so sick. Jet black shampoo, it's fire. As you can tell, I highly recommend all of Dr. Squatch's products. New customers can get 20% off on orders of $20 or more. Just use the code DSQMMG and click the link in the description below. Check it out, you won't regret it. Enjoy the rest of the video, boys.  It would be so rare to see this matchup in real life too. Florida versus Ohio State. Joey Galloway on the kick return. He's got human joystick, bro. That Galloway is actually really cool. So Jarrod Davis Jack, young blood. I can't, I don't know if this is Javon Curse or J-Ron Curse. I think it's Javon Curse. Brandon Spikes, oh, miss him. Marcus Mayn, Joe Hayden, Reggie Nelson. So our only 95 is Curse. And our abilities, we got Speedster and Edge Threat Elite on Javon Curse. Joe Hayden's got short, medium, and then El Toro under pressure on young blood.  He says to be a menace to society down there. And you're gonna throw. Dude, he's gonna rage quit. I can't get these rush. I'm not, dude, he's gonna rage quit. That is the one thing about Campus Legends. There's like no incentive to play a game out. Cause you know what, mutt, you know, you're working towards something. How sick would Campus Legends be if there were playoffs and then a national championship.  That would be really cool. Also, I just realized I'm in Wildcat. I did not mean to be in Wildcat, but badass, Tebow's out there as a wide receiver and he's low key, not open at all. But B is, except, I kind of want, Oh, Fred Taylor.  He got contacted after five yards and got 11 out of that. I might be able to get the rushing eyes, bro. Tebow's got fast break and dashing that eye. Kyle Pitts has red zone threat matchup nightmare. Percy Harvin has human joystick and evasive.  You know, I thought Tebow had escape artists though. Clearly, not the case.   I think it's a touchdown. I'm gonna start a great downfield. You can't train that. You can't train that kind of grit. Look at the downfield blocking from Kyle Pitts. Oh my, I might actually get 250 rushing guards in this game. We're already at a 50 bomb-ish, maybe 40. And we go for two every time. Just with savages, dude. I kind of want to go Percy Harvin here, but I can't predetermine. I think I gotta go up the middle. There might have been something there. He is gonna go with the handoff to Zeke and we are not feeding Zeke. That looks like Dallas Cowboy Zeke. And by that I mean he's not getting any rushing yards.  Joe Hayden. You will never see an open field tackle that good again. All right, let's see what he's got here. RPO Peaks on Bubble? Kind of looked like it. A little play action version of it. Oh, and he rifles a good one. Huge hit out of May, but that's a first down. Well, Don Ohio State. First and 10, right side crosser is open, but he will throw the check down anyway. Oh my God, we are hitting. See if I can just clamp this up. This is what I'm talking about, brother, with that adjusted fields. Demon. Might throw the check down again. It is open. Yup, yup. Damn, he can. No, no. That corner route is so open. He still dumps it down. This guy's a savage. No. Talking all that stuff about don't feel tackling. I missed two right there. Good, I have this check down here and I think I got Zeke clamped too young, but no. He could have gotten positive yards. I'm surprised he threw that away. Second and 10. All right, I got that crosser. I got this left side crosser. Get a big hit. Ah, it wasn't a big hit, but McLaren can't get much more than that. Oh my God, he ran it. I couldn't believe it. And Zeke is kind of feasting right there. Finally, it's a positive yards. Congrats, Zeke. You're homeless. I am run committing everybody up the middle. I don't know what he's going for. He goes through the cubies. Think he did get a yard though. You think he know how to set? Run commit. Get there. Same thing. Same thing. What? This is not how you stop it. Like right where I was.   Oh, we can totally stop this. We're pinched. We're ready for it. Oh, he ends it off. Young blood's there. The goal I'd stand from Florida. We're on a fourth and goal. I feel like you got to pass it now. Yeah, he's got to be passed this. No way this is a run. This is a pass. He's going to scramble. Step up. Step up. Dude, I knew that's exactly what he's going to do. He snapped it so damn fast I couldn't get on a linebacker. Well played. Well played. He used so much clock, bro. He used like literally like five or six minutes of clock. I like it. Let's get down for your block. All right, Tebow, moving up the field. Getting those rushing yards. I told you I wanted my rushing yards. I have three timeouts. I think I can get all the way down this field without a lot of issues. All right, little playaxe. Double team on Chase Young is a beautiful thing. And he doesn't take off for me yet. Tebow's got some room.  Is that Bosa? I think it's Bosa, right? I think that's a QB spy on me. Oh, it's not. Step up, I'm going right through you. Oh, no way. Oh, that's Jack Tatum.  I can understand why he made that. I thought for sure that Tebow was going right through him. Big blitz right there. Just gonna get this off the gattus, not take much. Oh, right in the middle is Burton. What a catch. Let's call that timeout. We got one more. I would love to touch down. Touchdown 2.14 to 7, get the ball at half. Let's double team the right side and roll out to the right. Might be cleared out for Tebow just to go crazy. Do I want my rushing yards?  Get out of my way, Tebow.  I was one of the first guys I think I've ever seen that. That was awesome. All right, so it's first and 10. I have basically one or two end zone shots and then a field goal. I guess it depends on how open Burton is here.  Why were you so open? Hey, I'm not complaining. What a laser from Tebow. We need a good two point play here. I'm actually gonna run. I'm gonna run read option here with Tebow. Let's read it up, two point conversion. He is sitting on it. We gotta hand it off.  Wow. He's Fred and Scarlett in.  Let's get sweaty with a little triple option here. You know I love a little triple option. Let's see if he bites. He does bite there. So Tebow's, they read. I still have the pitch if I want it. Whoa, what just happened? Oh my God, I think that guy bit so hard on the pitch key and Tebow gets in our truck and he's gone.  That was insane. 20 to seven. What a play from Florida to open up the first half. All right, this left side crosser, all me.  I dove a little early, but it worked. I dove early with young blood and then he ran over his limp body and got sacked. Wow. He's gonna roll out. He is gonna bomb it. But Hayden's got the X. Oh, you're just, you're lucky that wasn't in bounds.  Another blitz right here. I'm coming off the left side with this blitz and I'll sit over here with spikes as if I was gonna go. You sent it. He's got a rage quit, bro. I'll be so mad.  So you can't actually pause during a punch or a kickoff. So I have a very good feeling that once this lands, he's quitting. Well, and that's exactly what I was saying. But hey, that's our first game of the books and I promise you boys two games. So let's see our second, our second game. Florida on the first one. I love a team with a 99 running back. LSU, they don't have a 99 running back today. They have Odell, who I think is their 99. Gonna be cracked. Beggars can't be choosers. LSU Tigers, we go Florida Gators first. We're LSU next.  We get Joe Shiesty. What am I complaining about? LSU versus Miami. I'm glad we didn't get a repeat of like OSU. This would be a fun one.  Each team gets one 99 and then usually one 95 or 93 and that's it.    All right, so we got Jay Jeddahs, Justin Jefferson, slot-o-matic match-up nightmare. Odell is mid-een elite, deep-out elite. But protected, pass-lead elite is actually nasty on burrow. I do think Odell's my 99. I think I have really good odds to just hold X and pray. Who's, I don't look pretty good actually. There was a shot there.  If that's not a laser, I don't know what is. Right down the middle.  I'm a bum. I am homeless. I can't believe I thought he was gonna do that, Sean Taylor. Jim Kelly with a little play-action and he just loves throwing INTs, bro. Quit so I can get a good game.  That's what we're saying to Miami Hurricanes right now. Right down the seam. I actually don't want to do that on Ed Raid. We just got to get sticky with Edward Delaire. What a move. Oh, that's big on third down. What's so crazy too is this is such a young team. Like some of these teams are built out of like legends over years and years and years, right? But this team, like most of these good players are young or currently in the NFL right now. He's got Ray Lewis coming out my head, but I think Joe Sheisty's gonna be a little too quick for him. I blatantly lied to my face.  It's the white Devon Hester. Who are you? White guy. White guy named Hester, who is that? Can some OG LSU fan tell me who that is? Fourth and five. Big conversion. Edward Delaire out the backfield. Ooh, it wasn't even Edward Delaire. And I turned the ball over. I was gonna say, maybe he should run the football. He hasn't had a lot of success in the air. Although Edger and James isn't having success right now either. How sick would it be though if they gave every single player their actual overall or their peak overall, right? Like this team has Justin Jefferson as a 90 overall. I think Justin Jefferson and Madden 22, I think he's like a 94 or a 93 overall. Either way, he's like a top five.  Is she ass? Get out of my game.  Oh, Grand Elf pitch. Oh my God. It's actually gonna take us on the globe. Oh no, redemption. Sean Taylor wasn't on him, so it's too easy. I think forcing two rage quits would be kind of savage. Oh, big run, you're going nowhere. Grand Elf, it's having a good game. He's already got a touchdown and he got a solid TFL right there. I see a stroke trying to say that. Oh, he's gonna go right side, check down. Left side, check down. Shit, he's in bounds, no. Hoping to go out, we never fourth in one. He's making something happen here, I'll give it to him. He's employing a different strategy here and it's working. Maybe he handed his control after his brother or something, you know?  Can you come in here and help out? Or, or, it's the same guy and he's just homeless. What penalty did I just get? Did I just get a legal forward pass? Not only that, but it changed the camera angle.  Look at the options, 366 on own two. Don't tell me that's what I have.  How? This would make any sense at all. How could this possibly be the outcome? But look at that, press coverage. I think he just made a crucial mistake. I think we can bomb Odell over the top. I'm going for it, I don't have a ton of options. Uh-oh, this could be bad, it could be bad. Okay, well, at least we swatted it down, but now we're looking at fourth and 66. I really don't know what kind of play I like here. Uh, okay, okay, wait a minute. Oh, there is a universe where that happened, but guess what? I'm on defense now because of whatever ruling that was. Sack, easy money. Grand Elpid is having the game of his career. When's he gonna learn? When's he gonna learn? Play action ain't working. Quan Alexander, half a sack. Him and Lance are strong, you have something to comment. Good INT, Jim. No!  Get down!  All right, not this time, right?  Oh, Delpit, get it, you bum! Dude, Grand Elpid is having the greatest game of his career. What a savage. I love you, Grand Elpid. Ooh, not a bad pass. I'll look for Thad again. Ooh, I don't know. Gotta give him a shot, it's our best player.  Dude, just quit! What are you doing? I think he got so scared that he just ran past the ball. Definitely best to just let the computer do that one. Oh, now redemption times two! That's how he was double covered. I like that, I think it was covered two man back there. Let's get this one in to Uncle Lenny, yeah? Oh, that's actually so open. Read the blocks, read the blocks. Great block right there, let's get through Sean, ee, that's Sean Taylor. I'm not running him straight over. More excellent blocking on the sweep and Kevin Falk! Oh, I wish it was Lenny, bro. Damn, getting absolutely tracked down by Phillip Buchanan right now. But he's not fast enough. Oh, I think we're just one lurk away from putting this puppy away. Geez, dude. I almost feel, I straight up almost feel bad. Eight to zero, we get the dumb! And you know what, I still think I had like a hundred rushing or no, I would have like six to your 70, I didn't have the 250 though. LSU's not really built for the run game, they're definitely built for the past game. Although Will Clap did go to LSU.  Oh, either way, boys, thank you for watching, it's always absolutely blast. If you guys like these campus legends videos, please let me know. I will keep finding creative, fun excuses to play. But if it's saturated and you're over it, you can let me know that too. I don't mind, I am video monkey. I just do whatever you guys tell me, so it is what it is. Hey, I love you boys, thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next video. Peace out.