So I feel like that's what we do as Y25 for inner hole, we entertain you, we education Chopy, yes, yes, must educate, inspire and positively entertain Masaya menea chi ay Rusungu kwa set Ima take over Aha Tari Oh Ay, usini choche, taribu, taribu Ay, so now that we have read your comments, please do not feel shy, continue, continue interacting with us because we love talking to you, yes, we really do. As into maimka mape ma kuku japendi otu, to jaribu our best to make you feel good or to start off your weekend on a weekday with some spice So, are you feeling like we can talk to our guests now? For sure Ya? Yes Tumkaribisha aji, na jwa piya wech mkukaribisha, but tumkaribisha aji Tumkaribisha jutsu kwa kanaero say Hey Tumkaribisha yubu Karibu kana Hi Hi How are you? I'm good What's your name? I'm from Kerichu Ume impoti wa straight from Kerichu No, at the moment I'm in Nairobi I'm at Sabo, in Bakasi Kanaero nakupelikaji, how are you feeling Nairobi weather? It's good, okay, it's a bit cold Aha But it's good Uhum Oh, iske baridi kikunya spoi? Eh, wala baridi ingi na? But I thought manu umi afe kuski a baridi Una skiyanga tu, lakini sa reaction sa sa, una kaza tu Kwa manu umi afe kuski afe? Una skiyanga tu ala funa sojaon, lakini kumikwana Ue zia tun meskia wuk handbrake nukfanya? Ue zia ta fanya handbrake? Una kaza na na, wintua kipita una smile Ha ha ha ha Wow Okay Ah, please tell us a bit about yourself Okay Uh, so um Awa YouTuber At the moment I'm from Kerecho, as I told you Um I'm turning 23 this month Oh, first day month It's a birthday month And I can't wait to be there Yeah, so first I'm turning 23 Yeah, and um And I have one life too Uhum Kulisa hold you up, but you can't do this Kulisa, when is your birthday? When is my birthday? It's quite far from now This is why we fulfill exams I have asked you a question, you are not answering what I have asked December wuko? December, aha Kani buna iyeso? Kani busa na maybe Uhum, okay Kifika zi niwale celebrejo nikot Bata dayako ina kwa karidon na mambuzi kukuni ni Atas is gave a buyer, not with bad Kani busa na maybe Kasi lika tu dobu, I think we might just come join you guys in July Atas is hashtag for social Friday Now, you have a very interesting story Yeah I feel like I have to work on actions May I ask you about your experience And why you began content creating Sada sana sana, this is a YouTube And all these things Would you like to walk us through that journey? Okay, so I began the YouTube journey Side note, you have a wonderful voice Please be ready Yeah, so I started my YouTube journey Nine months ago Yeah, it's nine months Yeah, when you got married with the late Dante Yeah, so I started to learn this journey nine months ago Just to keep our memories together At least And at that time when we started this journey We were jobless Right So we decided why not do YouTube And Okay, at the same time to make money And at the same time We make memories, we keep our memories together Right So that journey last year We got married on August We got married on August So around September That's when we started this journey And it's been It's been a tough journey Actually, because Tulians are not Dante Yeah, that's my last Dante Denis is ready Yeah, so Tulians are that journey together But unfortunately On April 4th At around 7-something He was hit by a car In Nakuru And it was a hit and run Accident and Unfortunately he passed He passed on In the morning at On 5th Acapa swan So, yeah, nikaba kisa na enliya kupush this chadili Okay, ime kwa taf ju We used to do couple things Couple videos Couple pranks We used to prank each other We used to go on road trips Navitukaiso And ever since 5th of April Nimizerebukupush Hadii At the moment you're at 30 On the road to 50k subscribers Yeah, so And I still remember the time he passed on We were at 1700 That was 2 months ago We were at 1700 subscribers And So far, okay, so far Nimizerebukupush hadii tumefka 30k Ya, so Ya, so na puma natu naio Like at the moment I'm in Nairobi And I think I'll be staying here for a while You know, for new vlogs I moved out of Nakuru Because that's where we used to stay We used to stay at Bismak Nakuru And since that accident happened We never went back I never went back to Nakuru So at the moment I'm staying with Sama's family Ya, you can go check them on YouTube At the Sama family So at the moment I'm there At several studios doing my vlogs And trying to push this channel to grow Ya, and so far it's good Admin Samahani ni kuna request Nomba kumkaribe ni kaya ko Tafadali Is that okay? At what reform Facebook What reform channel on Twitter Hashtag the social media You will allow me Admin, thank you I'm moving Thanks I'll just have a seat over there I can see this conversation Is a bit hard for you So let me sikwem balisa One at a minute surangu I want to focus on the positives Something I will give you a smile So tell me what's the best prank That you guys did together? The best prank That you did together was The cheating prank I think that was our first prank Yani muna prank yana mama cheat Okay, I pranked him that I had cheated on him Sis, that's not fair You're pretty It could have actually happened He almost killed me Why, you see Ya, so that was the first prank ever we did And actually that's the best cause That was the beginning of my YouTube life So to live on ya This prank was last year At Kenza Channel And that was the beginning of it Because he was pissed off by the way That's the moment One lady design When a prank came to You expect him to be like kumpima And then the reaction How? We had a prank We had a story We had a prank We had a ball We had April Fools And he was pissed Guys, that's our talk We're going to try it right now What was the most recent prank Okay, what's the most recent vlog Let me say That you put up on YouTube My recent vlog is The prank I did on the olivine locals Ya Ya, go follow their channel by the way At olivine locals That's the latest prank It premiered yesterday actually It premiered yesterday I don't like that video Where do you get inspiration from? If you want to know what's been going on How can I make it local for my people If you want to make it sweet No, actually I take time to do my prank Okay, me at the moment Okay, me at the moment At some point At the moment me at the moment But sometimes I'm in the mood To do vlogs by the way Someone comes in the morning and I'm like Why not prank my neighbors Why not prank someone I have a guest at my place Why not prank you? I can't imagine pranking my neighbors Okay, the olivine locals Tuko the same building In the summer's family So, sometimes me at the moment I want to do my prank I want to come back to prank In an era where people are just Focusing on platforms like TikTok I want to do my prank Okay, the reason I want to do my prank Is because It's been a long time Ever since the past I was like I need to grow We had dreams of growing this channel And we always wanted this channel to get to Millions of subscribers Someday And we always hoped that At that time When our kids would come We would grow up in the YouTube family And We used to go to the TV We used to go to YouTube live So we used to push each other I need to get our dreams Is equal to like Ya, our dreams are still valid even though Haiyuko But I need to Achieve them I feel when I'm talking to you The 5 minutes I've interacted with you I just find it very hard to believe That you're turning 23 You sound so mature Adil kumulea How are you so mature? Because Okay, with me I think for 2 years Since 2020 Since I turned 22 I think I've lived I've lived like I never expected to live Because last year Last year is when you got married And It was People used to say that we were too young To get married And So I got married when I was 22 years And then she was 26 She was turned 27 this year So we did our wedding last year And We had a lot of new incidents this year So I think my 22 years Okay, my 22 years old me You may live A life I never thought I would ever live I never thought to get married at 22 And then may have you passed at 20 Before you went on 23 I have a question Now that you have such fantastic content Would it be something you would consider to post How you're coming along with grief 9 months is not a long time It's not a long time at all But I can see you woke up today You got dressed You look great And you want to talk about it And I know I can see it's not easy So is that something that you'd be willing to do Like go on YouTube And just help someone maybe who's not as brave Or does not have a voice Walk through that journey Actually at the moment I'm always hoping that my story Would inspire somebody out there Because Me she like thinking like I don't know how to explain But I'm always hoping that through my videos I would get to inspire someone out there Who has lost hope in life Or many an experience the same thing As a Kayang So I'm hoping that through my stories Or through my vlogs I would get to inspire people Out there People have problems People are struggling But they don't get a chance to air out Unlike me here People watch me My fans watch me At least when I do These things happen I listen to her on her video And I join You need to be strong And At least I get to inspire people Yeah Naskia kwa hi-five But coronavirus Let's make a deal Kabla mwa kawisha by the way But mwa kawisha raka Like what's happening in 2021 20 decided to take it's which time But in 2021 it's just running away But it's fine So kabla December if you care We gotta prank Masai A good one Right? A good one Lazima Masai we gotta get you Tenisha bich We get you That's no problem Oh my gosh I type on Facebook Kwa 5.4 channel on Twitter Hashtag is social Friday Now let me ask you a question I generationia watu Nimeskia sanasa na ua Had to watch TV as such We watch specific programs What's your favorite genre Like entertainment Am I reality TV Am I streaming Okay For me For me at the moment Okay It's been long since I watched Nini Natural TV Because most of the time Most of the time I watch YouTube and Yeah You're committed Wow I like that Yeah like me Siza kwa na yo time Yeah I think for two months now Siza watch a movie I haven't watched any movie I haven't had time to watch movies Siza watch national TV For like I did something Smuka And I'm like Eh I need to I don't know if I coach news But Maze Because Eh I don't want to I don't want to ask I don't want to ask you What will happen to you Like Kone I'm living in what world Only kwa na juas to rea mosh Yeah We need to stay abreast With current information Yeah Sania mosh bede mi ucheiki And Anapo chaito upo bede na maisha Kon na mwingine Kon na mwingine Apo ali kwa kwa ni ni Kwa streets And by the way this guy has inspired me Easy joke I'm not joking about this He really inspired me So kwa po na kakiitu kwa Kplakad Alafo ameandi kapo Ni haso Ameandi kapo Uskubali kupote atown Muneza to directions Just for ten bob Alafutina me dunga Suti Yamevat klaks Why to a lie Why to a lie Ukwa to lali We are not sleeping hungry People know how to make money in Nairobi Where uskubali kupote Boa sebu kuja apau na kome Kupote Ani ten bob to For that I appreciate I appreciate that kaha so far People know how to look for money in Nairobi by the way Because I never thought Akuna tia niluef kitia Tia fanya the thing I'm doing at the moment Because me used to think I pursued IT So me nikuwa na juangatu ni mambuna Technikon lidmi IT ma technoloji But I am now doing And it's good Lekina fanya Alafu ame zeku win ma awards Niki doggo Hei chitanza kiki na Nikuwa fe ma simlistema international kiki Ha ha Give us your social media platforms We gonna short basically break it Then we come back and play a game With ma sign Okay so guys Go follow me on Instagram Koko under skomite Go subscribe to my channel Koko in dante Go subscribe to my channel Koko in dante And Follow me on Facebook Koko in dante Koko in dante Badu ziko zoate Diden kona kwa I'm in love with the Koko Okay Take it away Hashtag to Shofari


So good morning everyone. Thank you all for coming to the community dev room. We will now turn the floor over to Deb Nicholson and Nitya Ruff who will be covering companies and communities. Why can't we all just get along? Thank you So I'm Nitya and I want to introduce my co-speaker Deb Nicholson. I think a lot of you know her She is the director of community for the software freedom Conservancy and I've known Deb for quite some time and She's such an insightful person She really works hard to connect issues and people and understand cultures and It's a pleasure to be speaking with her today And this is Nitya Ruff. She works at Comcast and runs the open source programs office there I met her a few years ago and she was like brand new and you soaked everything up so quickly and So it's been really exciting to get to where we are Co-presenting together So today we're going to talk about companies and communities. Why can't we just get along? Yep So I've spent almost 20 some years in open source But more from a company perspective and it's important to understand that while open source started with the community and with hobbyists and with people trying to solve problems Over the last 10 15 years or more Companies are adopting open source a great deal Everyone's consuming open source my company does and we're trying to contribute. We're trying to get involved in communities and They're very different companies are very very different from communities They've been set up for very different reasons and so there's clearly a natural cultural clash sometimes between companies and communities and We need to understand that in order to work better together. Oh Yeah, so one of the things that that we've noticed is that communities end up sort of with this problem of success. So It's like, oh, we had this great like kind of cozy unique thing with just a couple of people happening and then All of a sudden like large companies with like NDAs and copyright license agreements are like, hey Can we come to your party? And it's like we're still meeting at someone's basement. It's kind of feels weird for you guys to send a caterer You know and so so the challenge is to kind of keep the community spirit, but also be welcoming in new participants So let me talk a little bit about the nature of companies The legal structure of a company has been set up to raise money As much money as you can from stock markets and from investors, etc To create products to sell them for revenue and to make profits and the markets the stock markets in particular and Board of Directors, etc. I expect companies to continue to be predictable make money and To be built to last to kind of be long-lasting as a company and money through sale of licenses proprietary licenses or products is quite common and Companies are punished by markets if they are not Consistent and they deliver on their expectations and promises and that they continue to grow So companies are really set up and incented to make money and to grow and then you find that this need to please the markets to deliver on expectations and to Be consistent and to continue to grow then fuels the goals and the focus of the company So everyone from the CEO and the board of directors all the way down Is highly focused and has a single-minded focus on making sure that Everyone in the company is working towards a common purpose Towards common business objectives towards business goals to avoid risk to avoid uncertainty to deliver on promises And focusing on alignment across the company across business purpose So as an open-source person in a company Anything I do from an open-source perspective also needs to be aligned with business purpose and needs to serve the needs of the company and And companies have HR departments So they have people who advise managers who advise people on how to set your goals How to maximize your goals how to mitigate risk and the system of rewards and risks is set up to Reward you for your behavior for aligning with the purpose of the company for helping the company achieve its success and That then means that sometimes if you're an open-source developer inside a company you're really rewarded for Contributing to projects that help the company that help it He built its products faster cheaper better rather than doing your own personal work or you know following your passions Or following you know something that you want to do and and maybe company communities may not understand Why the developer is so single-mindedly focused on you know the kinds of things that he or she wants to do So unlike come communities the rewards and penalties for developers are often tight to avoiding risks Sticking to their goals in the US for example. It's higher and fired will and so employees can get two weeks notice that either the company business has changed or That their work is not up to par and they can be let go and and employees on the other hand also can say I'm going to leave and I'm giving you two weeks notice and I'm going to move on It's very different than communities where commitment could be non-contractual It's not based on you know giving notice so perhaps sometimes community members disappear and you don't know where they are but It is a little loser and more voluntary than it is in a company right, so The other differences like companies are can be reluctant to let their developers form casual relationships with people outside of the company when it's not clear that that participation in open source aligns with their business goals, so this this can be kind of tricky because You know developers from companies may show up in communities and not really be at liberty to say why they're there or what they You know what business goal they may be representing if any So that that can be kind of it doesn't it sets things off on a funny start Whereas hobbyists and tinkers and volunteers are like there to scratch an itch there They don't have like an underlying business goal Sometimes they just want to hang out with their friends or they want to learn new stuff Or you know build their resume add some like oh, I finally have youth pro five or or Even like less aligned with any kind of business goal to solve a really important societal issue like you know It's might be like I want to translate this into a minority language That is not going to make me any money, but I feel strongly that it should exist And so those different motivations mean different priorities And the projects that are community-based might never like ship or finish Or just turn into like a research kind of thing and You know you you find this sometimes Overtly and sometimes it's a little more subtle where there's just kind of this disdain for like marketing or anything That is part of a finished product like maybe documentation So this can be really tricky And then the different responsibilities between companies communities lead to like different ideas of what constitutes risk so For communities, it's not their livelihood like if you mess it up or you miss a deadline It's like well, whatever like I'll show up to do my unpaid fun time thing next week whether I miss deadlines or not In they Sometimes communities don't you know because they feel like they're existing in this volunteer space They can be really like oh all of that risk out there doesn't apply to me Like as if like something like the patent system or copyright law has no meaning once you're like well I'm not getting paid so obviously the lot doesn't apply anymore, which is not true So You know and this this is this is tricky for the getting ready to interact between companies and communities The other thing that happens is people highly identify with the project So they don't they don't care what happens to it when they leave. They're like well. I am the project And and this is really different than companies that they care about bringing in new customers and employees So like the projects are designed to outlive the individuals So, you know, so this is this creates different responsibilities and priorities Communities also may have like certain Current or historical peculiarities Because of maybe their benevolent dictator for life has got some specific things So this can lead to things that when companies come in they're like, oh, yeah No, we you know, you can care the event for us, but like no Coca-Cola products like or You know there there could be like kind of a resistance to things like professionalism, you know Which might manifest as like well, we don't have to start on time.  Can we hire some people?  So, you know, they can be they can be like hard to like guess, right? so you know and then That leads to some other things with the lack of professionalism where a technical merit might outweigh civility as a value And I don't want to say this is only communities Like I don't know if companies got it from communities or communities got it from companies somehow it got contagious And so so you have this like I wrote the code so I get to behave however. I want like the the rock star developer and this is not like good for companies or communities and then you know and then we touch on this a little bit but because companies push developers to Behave in ways that will help them bring in new customers and employees. They want to see work tied to business outcomes and that That might limit company Participants as far as like what they can say and so You know, it's so I guess like as we kind of get ready to Collaborate between companies and communities. It's it's hard to set folks up for success when there can't be As much communication as there could be and then this is a big one finally Money like companies typically have it and communities typically don't So it can get like kind of weird like, you know, the the things that You know people people may work at one place Or on one project but move from company to company working on that project, which is great but then it makes it like kind of a weird loyalty and then companies have ideas about what is like what produces a good ROI and When they say like oh this person is on the Wikipedia article for this software like we'll pay them whatever Whereas the community is like we actually need to kind of bring up folks from the ranks and you know fill the benches like And also like nobody wants to work with the person on the Wikipedia article anymore So, you know, so so it can be kind of tricky when it's like we want to spend and it's like ooh Can we tell you on what and please don't just Google us? So So once you decide you're in it for the long haul and that there's more benefit in working together companies and communities These are a few places that we think would be good to start Absolutely, I think it's important that we work together because Companies are in it for the long haul and they are in open source We've all recognized as as company folks that Open source is a new way development happens and that we do need to work together One of the areas that we all agree is that diverse teams are good There's tons of business cases from a company perspective that it is good for business It is good for innovation. It is good for collaboration It is good to have people from all walks of life in a project And I think communities have come to the same conclusion as well that it's good for us to work together And to create a more inclusive and a diverse community Right and a little recognition can go a long way and not just for the coders So like when we we talk about diversity and sometimes we mean people's backgrounds But also like the tasks and roles that they fulfill and so people need to Feel valued in all of those roles and tasks and that means like companies can't just pay the one rock star coder Like consider paying the community manager and the evangelists and the people who are doing peer support It's Enthusiasm is a very scarce resource So if you've got someone who's excited to go out into the world and talk about this software all the time like Get them on the payroll too And so Yeah, one one's a real dog one's not But but people a continuity, you know when things are the same right that's what I was thinking here But it helps us all to build for the long term and you know like making it formal when someone is volunteering on a project and doing things Make sure that you have more people to work on stuff going forward and less competition more cooperation Which leads to more interoperability, which is great because interoperability can save lives even And so, you know once you've got people invested They feel insulated from like their rapid change when they don't know what's going on and the commitment to the project on behalf of the company seems intermittent It can you know as as much as you can kind of make a more long-term commitment It makes people feel invested and they know that they can you know really get comfortable So from a company perspective, you know my one of my first lessons learned was in 1998 was when I started working with communities from a company and one of the first Instructions I got was you need to understand how the community works and the community norms and you need to Understand how to work with the community in order to be part of the community you can just take your company culture and You know just expect the same to be the case when you work in a particular community and each community differs and part of respecting community norms to me as a company person is First of all respecting licenses Because we benefit a great deal from the code and we do need to respect the licenses under which the code is released whether it's doing compliance from a disclosure perspective or Buying a beer when I see the the maintainer the next time at a bar, right? I've got to respect the licenses The other thing is it's very easy sometimes as a company To use legal means to pursue something Because that's the way sometimes business is done in In businesses right in companies so not to use legal means But actually sit down be transparent talk sit and work things out and and as Deb said before API and documentation and investing in things that are not just code that are just not product But still improve the community improve the product improve how the products work with each other Is extremely important and more and more I know at our company we say We don't tolerate brilliant jerks, so it's not just about the code. It's about how this person behaves with each other So what we thought was now that we talked about some of the norms of why we need to work better together Conceptually, we'll actually deep dive into some tactics and some nuts and bolts of how to work better together So a common place to start I think is a common platform It's it's understanding that as company and community we have a lot in common as as Deb And I do though we work in extremely different worlds I have a tremendous respect for Deb and we have a common platform that we can build upon Example is code of conducts for example come as company people I know every year I have to take a class in the company's code of conduct I have to take an anti harassment class I have to take, you know, how to do ethical business class and so on and so forth It kind of sets the tone for how we will respect and work with each other And to me code of conducts allow communities to ensure that everyone feels safe everyone feels included and when people feel safe and when people feel a sense of support and Of sense of being valued as a human when I walk in the door I want to feel safe I want to feel valued and I do my best work when I and when I'm feeling like that and As companies another thing that we need to kind of think through is Especially if you're basing your business on an open source project It's very easy to think of it as a source of leads That as soon as someone downloads something that that is an opportunity to upsell them To something from a business perspective and we forget that it is Developers and that we need to use community norms of how to cultivate community How to cultivate volunteers how to work with volunteers how to recognize them how to be you know make them feel included in the project and As a company I also Take very seriously that it's not just about hiring the rock star developer You know and saying ah now I have influence in the project I can kind of move it in the direction that I want because my product is dependent upon that project Yes code is important and we do want to contribute code But code is not the only thing that we want to contribute for example Money and we have an innovation fund and we often look at projects that do need money and money does help Get things done Second is who doesn't like pizza and beer right or french fries and beer Especially in Belgium the beer is so good So you know paying for food paying for Things that make it easier to build the community and to keep people here is an important thing I do a ton of evangelization So my company pays me money to work in open source to volunteer my time to Evangelize projects and communities that I believe in and to attend events like this And to host events to provide Facilities to provide you know any means that I can to support open source from moving forward The piece that's been a little difficult sometimes at companies is Teaching teams that upstreaming is important Yeah, and that you just don't kind of consume modify and then move on to your next product and most Business teams are incented to finish the product and then move on to the next product and it's extremely hard to tell them that It's important to contribute to your patches back and your fixes back and not to fork and to Make sure that everything you do gets back into the upstream and that you work from the upstream So what we've been doing is talking about the fact that security you can use security patches, etc And that you don't have to carry technical debt when you You know upstream so that's been made easier to help people upstream another place that we've noticed is that Companies and maybe lawyers are kind of the last place in the company to kind of get colonized by the open source enthusiasm and so Looking for ways to bring your lawyers, you know Like bring a lawyer to a conference with you from your your company That they'll overdress the first time and but it's okay and They'll learn they'll learn So there's like scale in Southern California has a continuing legal education day For lawyers to learn more about how to do free and open source software And then you know making the legal policies Transparent and easy for engineers to work with so it's sort of like hey Here's a whole bunch of stuff that you don't have to come every time you pick up a piece of MIT code You don't have to come down to legal and spend a week like so those kinds of things We also encourage if your company is consuming and hoping to patch back And having questions about how to do that from a legal standpoint or how to work with the licenses or Which licenses are compatible with which other ones? We really encourage companies to ask communities To help them with the legal stuff so they can get a little bit more of the context and grounding before they just kind of plow forward Another thing that I think is really important is you know, we talked about it It's not just code, but it's like when you're doing road mapping. It definitely is not just code You can't you can't have the business department and the legal department and engineering come up with three plans that will somehow magically merge together in two years and create a coherent strategy the the thing that is You know can be a little bit of a learning curve for companies is that like oh Actually open source like comprises all three departments and they have to work together and the earlier They get together and start talking about making those plans The better off it is And it has to include you the way that you intend to interact with the community like it's That's like that whole thing is part of the roadmap So so building a fast future together is good for everyone But not just for today we're kind of looking at the next steps and some of the things that I think would help us do less remedial work for You know over the next decade and like supporting efforts to teach collaborative models and computer science classes so that You know learning how to use a repository and version control is just part of computer science classes now It's or it should be including fast licenses into the law school curriculum and Building business partnerships around open source and not just around proprietary So there are some great orgs that are already doing some of these things. I'd love to see them inspire more You know replicators there But teaching open source, which is a conservancy project develops curricula for colleges to teach open source right there in the name There's a lot of amazing work at the Rochester Institute of Technology, which has a fast minor Carnegie Mellon's got a cross where they are bringing Students and the business world together to create open source projects So so you know each of us could look for opportunities Sometimes the way it starts is you just meet someone from the local school and you say like oh you're doing computer science Or you're doing like I could come in and talk one once a semester about open source licenses I love speaking at Carnegie Mellon and RIT good people and cross. Yeah, and and I just want to come back to diversity and It's it's a big big focus at companies and it's a big focus more and more at communities and We from a company perspective can shift the needle can make a difference in How we demonstrate support for communities and how we incent them to focus on better community building So I you know state just spoke about our tree tree I think hiring out reaching interns is a huge way companies can show support And say I need to work with you on making that happen from from what we are doing Companies can encourage diverse participation in events. They can send their best Diverse candidates to speak at events and to you know attend events Sometimes we just go back to the same old list of people that we need to send to events instead of thinking Broadly about who do I need to send to these events? I Personally and from our company perspective When I use my sponsorship money, I love to spend it on scholarships diversity scholarships doing lunches dinners for Inclusion for welcoming new candidates into open source creating safe spaces That's the way. I want to spend my money I'm not trying to spend my money to get a keynote speaking slot at an event I'd rather spend it on you know diversity scholarship because for me as well Attending an event was the door opener My one of my first events I got to meet you know people like Deb and Dawn and you know So many others who kind of taught me the ropes and who helped me get better integrated into the community Okay Um, and and it's so important to have these types of conversation sometimes from afar We judge companies we judge communities as being the stereotypical view of something And we need to make sure that You know when we meet people is when we realize that they're different. We're Closer than oh, which is all right because we're here So Basically, yeah more conversations come with as much Authenticity and and leeway to be honest as possible if it comes a travel funding, right? Yes Yes, invite each other to stuff with crowdfunding. There are some resources. We'll put the slides on the internet and And I think we blew through our question time Okay, sweet, okay Sounds good. Mm-hmm Okay, oops So where does responsibility lie if a big company comes along and wants to give money to a community I Will say one answer and I know Deb will have some additional stuff to say I think companies can help you You know handle that money Safely it can help you set up a fund or something of that sort But I know a lot of foundations like the software freedom conservancy and Apache and Linux foundation Etc. I can set up a neutral organization as well and set up, you know legal constructs and funding Mechanisms such that it can be handled correctly So one of the things we help projects that come to conservancy with is like hey We just got money what do we do and we highly recommend that they create their own roadmap for what they would do Whether they had money or not regardless of who it's coming from And then have them, you know look at that money and say like hey if you're okay with us spending it on what we were Going to spend it on anyway, that's fine, but you can't cherry-pick Stuff on our technical roadmap and get that done. We're not doing a sell patches type of situation Yeah, we have time for one more question Okay, perfect That's interesting so the nutshell here is like we talked about continuity With people staying with projects and what can communities do to incentivize maintainership? I would say the overwhelming thing that communities can do to incentivize maintainership is to get a good system of delegation in place because if your project is one person who does 90% of the things and then 10 people who wear the t-shirt to events That maintainer is eventually going to get sick of that So you've got to figure out how to share the work and that way even if your maintainer does need to step away for a little bit It's okay when they come back. There's something to come back to you. So that's my thought an additional thought is succession planning is Important and then from your perspective I know companies need to give notice if they're going to move on from one product to another Project and and pull their developers off of certain project. They need to make sure to Tell the community before they leave and and make sure that there's some yeah options for it Excellent so many thanks to deba nithya


God damn! Shake it fast, I said walk. Dry and race aboard as I asked. Somebody do me a math problem. Let me see. Shake it, shake it, shake it out. Shake it, shake it, shake it out. Shake it, shake it, shake it out. I knew it was a different guy. Hold up, bro. Hold up.  Uh-oh.  You better sit down. Uh-oh. See, she was swirling her hand and she was like, nigga, what's up with you? Don't ever approach me like that, sir. Ugh. When she come up on you be like, you know my coochie with.  Don't say that. You fresh out the joint. I can tell, nigga. You just happy.  Life is good. I'm free. I'm free, my nigga. I'm free to walk in the aisle that I couldn't walk in before. He said he fresh out the joint.  How long was you in for? How long was you out there for? I'm talking about old papers. You can tell. Seven years. Y'all show us some love. This is first summer out. Welcome home, nigga. Welcome home, boy. Welcome home if you been in for seven years. No restrictions, no nothing. He's in here. Thank you, bro.  You two are gross. Hey, watch this, nigga. You ain't taking your freedom seriously.     Look at you.  Everybody else acting. Look what you're doing. See why you was in there seven years?  They should have left you in there two more years. Maybe you would have came out. Peace and love, my brother. Look at you. Same nigga.  Hey, make some noise if you ever tried to hide some food from your family in the refrigerator. You try. I'm gonna take you to that little hamburger. I'm gonna eat the hamburger later on.     It must have been the motherfucker watching me the whole time. It be your own motherfucking family. You can't trust nobody. At least you can put something in your computer. Ain't no evidence.  Oh, you got the iPhone. You got the Android. You got a Samsung Note. That's an Android, sweetheart. Anything other than the iPhone is an Android, man. She said, no, I got a Note. You got a Note for Android.  Anything. Listen, anything. Anything. The plastic they can start on fire. That's the thing.    These women have been using technology.   It ain't even about dick, bro.  Got the booty tickler. Got the Koochie penetrator.   It's an antenna. And then there's a little screen that play her favorite song.  Wireless Bluetooth charger.  It's a timer.  So we just losing. We got to do everything. All niggas got is this. That's all we got is the hand. Paul Mehta. That's as good as it gets. You live in Columbus, man. You already know what it is. 85 South Shore Coast podcast. Over and over and over again. It's real. Whatever you've heard is better than that. We going out here, bro. And giving these people a whole show. Every show is the best show we do. What you about to say, though? What you about to say? What I'm about to say? What you gonna say? I don't know. Have a phone call. I'm sure you follow the 85 South Shore Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and tell your mama now. Tell your cousin now because you guys are witnessing the... Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, how y'all feel? I'm too out here. Here with your white women.  I'm talking about 402. It looks like he being escorted. What's up, Gene? They got ushers. They got ushers. They ain't bullshitting. White ushers, too. Let me see your ticket. They are in a group looking like the purge in this motherfucker. Yup.   We just keep talking to the oldest theaters in America, nigga. This motherfucker. Niggas didn't used to be allowed in here. Where did they get these hotel banquet seats from? Next door. For real. We're having a lady nigga here. Ain't never know what she is. I don't trust that nigga. He got his hat on like a bag.  No, man. He got his hat on like a baby's head.  Yeah, that's what happened when he come over. Leave that nigga alone. Nigga. Nigga came up to prove some hold up. Nigga, I'm in here, too. Nigga, who would drive?  Nigga has pockets on the side of them pants. Nigga, looking for rides. What's up, G? What's going on with you? Nigga, some shorts made out of drawers material. What's okay? He said, out to my madras material. Two boo-toos. Nigga off the E and J before he came in this motherfucker.  That's Paul Masson.  That nigga drank a fifth of Paul Masson. Now he just walking to the front. Hey!  He was sitting there drunk. Hey, get up and tell everybody something.   Yeah, I don't see it, bro. You good?     Yep, he did it.  Ross, go off Martin.  You got it? Yep. Do what I pay for. Do it again. I don't know, he might be from the hilltop. All right, them niggas. Them hilltop niggas in this motherfucker. I remember the last time I came to Columbus, them hilltop niggas was in here deep. I was like, oh, wow. That nigga look like he rolled down a hill of grass. Collabbers, what's going on with y'all in this motherfucker, man? How y'all feeling on Sunday night?  In the... Them the Def Jam booths right there, nigga. That's where Flavor Flav was sitting on Def Jam.  There's the deal. They sent y'all in a cup holder. 1973 Buick cup holder.   That's a tea pot, shorts, and style color. If something happens, will we get out? You want it?  These niggas sitting on a boat.  Look at this.  Oh, that corner.  What year was this building made? 1893. This a cupid's on the Wednesday. What a single lady said today. Did they make it out? She was holding hands with a nigga left. Whoo! You just got broke up with a nigga.  Are you laughing?  Bad friend. She let that nigga hand go.  I feel bad for him. Say what? You choosing? Who you choosing? Big old kid. She got a quick. She got a fanny pack on top of her foopa. I don't want that. That nigga got her own two fanny packs. Hey, show it off, baby. Show it. Show it. Hey, tell them, baby, that ain't nothing but a coochie hoodie you got on right there. You just got a little hoodie on your coochie.  Yep. You just got a hat rack. Nah, I thought it was you, but we can have the pistol under them.   How you livin' over? Shit, Columbus is crazy. I usually know a lot of music references. The places that we come, but the only one I know about Columbus is Lil Bow Wow. That's the... That's the only thing I know about Columbus. That was a hit.  Y'all gotta stop crying. That nigga is a legend. He is a young legend. He did it when he was 11. He was 11.  And he laughing. Nigga, he was dancing a child.   That nigga lit it for real.   What? And that nigga proves that Columbus niggas is tough. Y'all ain't got nobody?   He did. He said y'all ain't got nobody from Ohio. I said Columbus. Y'all got who? The nigga just yelled out a Columbus rapper. Hold up. He said we got busted, Douglas nigga. That's a wrestler. No damn wrestler.  That nigga wasn't born yet. I just seen WCW there today. I see the nigga name. The Duff. But the Duff is nigga knock Mike Tyson out tonight. That's who that was. We called him something.   Amen.  Loss is a loss. The show is. She ain't been burning. Is it any other Columbus Ohio rappers that we need to know? Who? Don't just yell out your nephew. Don't say it.  That nigga said nah. You and Jay stand up, nigga. They're asking about you. You get to ask the nigga where his music at. Where your music at?  I'm from the hilltop though. I'm trying to drive. No you're not.  The state of Ohio, we know got a lot of rappers. You know what I'm saying? I ain't aint from up here, I'm from Cleveland. Hold up, hold up. Shout out to all the women who drove over here from Cleveland.   Oh, come on. D and G. I'm going to keep it real with you, my nigga. I thought you would ship the river when I came out here. I swear to God, I was like, oh, chipped and came to the show.  What is that to do in Columbus, Ohio? Did shit? Nothing at all. Like, what's the spot in Columbus that they don't do? OSU, Ohio State? That's a college, nigga.  That's what we're not going to do. OSU doing that, you know.  The young hoes. No, nigga.  Hey, man, come on, man.  You trying to have a nigga on a lifetime? Fucked up. Get out of here. The police there, nigga, trying to set me up with that loaded ad quiz. You going to OSU with them young hoes? No. I don't want nothing 21. You be at the bar looking at bitches who can't buy a drink. Yeah, she need help right now. I don't grow on that. You want a drink? I got you up. Give her everything she want right here. No, nigga. We don't need no blue chew for the young hoes, nigga. You trippin'. I'm good on that.  Nigga, she had you up all night.  Like you just put some vegetables on there, mashed potatoes. I ain't got time for that. I got to go. I came over here to get what I can't get. I got to go. Do that.  Look, you got my money. Let's do it.   Cut that down. I'm going to tell you how you deal with young hoes.  They be like, well, I guess we can watch a movie. I guess.  You don't know what love is. You got to show them what love is. Then they'll love you unconditionally. Teach them. Love is taught. Teach them. You got to show them what it is. Teach them, really. You got to teach the babies. Yeah, I want you to tell us. Now, listen. Now, listen easy. If you don't understand, they love you, then listen. All right, cool. Tell them what they do, then listen, because they love you.  I just did what I wanted to do. Well, I loved her enough where I still made good decisions. See what I'm saying?  I'm ready to go now. Let's have to believe myself.  I believe myself because I am in shit, so I can't take it. You know how we all got on white and black night? You're talking about a kawinky dink. A kawinky dink unify. Real niggas just thinkin' like they give them a sign. They give them a sign. Real niggas thinkin' like, ah, we don't even try.   No matter where you at, your phone, dad, you boy, did a barf, like that. You get impatient with your phone, though. You're like, you know, I think somebody called me. I can just feel it.  Niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas.  Hey, bro, you got a charge? I can use, charge, I can use. Charge, I can use. You've got a charge. Anybody got an iPhone charger? Nah, I just got an Android. Broke, nigga. All right, there we go. What we got? What we got? Need an iPhone charger. Go on once. iPhone charger, please. Niggas don't know Android like that. Why, I bump into Android. No, you don't.  Please, you remember that song? You may ID me an iPhone. What an Android scream, so it won't crack on me.  That nigga was a prophet. Hey, bro, nigga see the future. Hey, bro, my partner had an Android, who's at the pool, bro? Niggas, niggas, say, hey, bro, off in the record, myself dying in the pool, bro. I said, bro, you think he can do it? He said, nope, but I'm finna try it. And she at work, nigga. The Android still work. It still work. Man, that's the thing, when you got an iPhone, you kind of become a little bit judgmental when that green text message come through.   Send me your number.  She like, oh, no. You must be still on your mama's plan. You paying your own bill.    Fuck, they need my email for to see a goddamn picture. Never mind.  She about to scam you, take your whole bank account.  Just hold the screen for three seconds, swipe up one time, swipe back down into the left, then the camera will come up. Like, bitch, this is a remote control you got.     He's just, boom.  They were like, appreciate it. They were like, nigga, you like that? That's all they know. You are so easily impressed. Make some noise if you got an Android in this motherfucker.   You got the Android, huh? You got a Samsung note? That's an Android, sweetheart. Anything other than the iPhone is an Android, man. She said, no, I got a note. Yeah, you got a note for Android. That's what they send them to you.  Anything, listen, anything, anything, nigga. Hey, don't roll the weight, bro. Hey, stay still, stay still.  I got to shorten my cord. Just stay still, nigga. You can find an Android plug any goddamn way. Yeah, because they use the same plug that PlayStation 2 used to use to hook up to the TV. But that's easier though, that's so easy, bro. I don't rather use anything like iPhone. They make you get everything. You got to get the charger. You got to get the plug to the charger. You got to get the wall for the plug Yup. And that's the worst part about having an iPhone. You always, whenever you need a charger, you got one of the other. You got the cord, no box, box, no cord. Now you just in there looking for a friend.  Me too, bro. I'm not. Because I had Gator's gear on my number, right? And she called.    Hello? She's like, I hit you right back. I need to answer this call.  Call back five minutes later. Guess what her name came up in?  Damn. No.   Look at this nigga. Help him. What happened? Right. Right. I didn't even save it. I just said it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.   Right. Before he, right. Right. Y'all had his fuck, bro.  He didn't put the number in there.  That's how niggas talk to each other when they ain't really listening to just waiting to talk. Yeah, all right. Right. OK, OK. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like I was saying though. What I was saying. What I was saying was that she was right. No, no, no, but I hear you though. I hear you. But I heard you. I heard because I stopped to listen.  Oh, OK. I hear what you saying, bro.  Go ahead. I feel you. Right.  See, you're too aggressive. You're too aggressive. Here come the third, nigga. Well, both of y'all are really missing one point that's really important. What was you?  Yeah, you talking, man. OK, I see what you saying. I see what you saying. What I'm saying? You on my side, bro. These niggas, huh?  Nigga don't know how to get in that situation, dude.   That's what women got to understand that we don't communicate well. We don't know how to talk. We don't know how to talk on the phone. It's too much masculinity, too much testosterone, talking to each other, ah, it's too much. We don't even use a whole lot of words.  But that's the thing, though.  We all...  Like every man in here, at least one time, don't get confused. I was on honor roll, but we just choose to be dumb, OK? Exactly, it's a choice.  They just made himself laugh. Nigga just in the bathroom. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.    That's nasty, didn't a motherfucker, you do that? I be scared to see myself in the mirror, nigga. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Nigga's just be in the house. Who is that creature? Every nigga in here that been in the house for no reason and just say, it's too much, I'm scared. Bitch, good, nigga, good. Ain't nobody looking, he ain't got no audience. That nigga just made a three on the motherfucking living room door.    Like, what is so entertaining?  Her nails are done so wrong. Oh my God, her eyelashes are crooked.  What's up guys?  What happened? They be watching them shows at home and then they'll call their home girl. Bitch, if you ever. She already know exactly what she's talking about. Bitch, I would never do you like that. So, did me, did me. Right, and that just to show you how simple men are. Men watch, we watch the same sports center six times in a row.  We watching a sports show and ain't even know sports being planned.  He reruns, we already seen this. Ow, man. He's like, yup, they about to trade that nigga again. Yup.  They did trade that nigga 30 minutes ago. Time out, time out. This nigga is very inquisitive in the front. You didn't let this niggas fire. He said, hold up Chico, what is it that y'all are smoking that I can't smell?  What do you mean the two can't smell? What kind of question is that nigga? I smell it.  You might've been on coke before, nigga. I don't know what the... This is gonna act like I suppose that like, we partners like, nigga, you know I got the best nose in Columbus.  You down there. Nigga, I know a little nostril, that's why. What's wrong with you? You gonna breathe so much. I don't trust the white people in here. Nigga, gills, I don't trust the white people in here. I've been watching that group of white people up there at the top since we've been here. It's like five of them lined up in a row. You see them? They up there with, hey, I don't, I'm just acknowledging that y'all are here. That's the Illuminati up there. They didn't came to Columbus and they didn't put on the goddamn usher uniforms. They won't recognize us in these. Yes y'all do, y'all look suspicious. I know no people up there that are combing their hair. Why do you white folks stand right here? Y'all need to sit down and ask that. Oh, y'all came too, goddamn late. Somebody got them seat. He's like, hey, we got to split up. She walking down the aisle, like she can right come pick her daughter from a nigga house.   Let me see your ticket. See, this says you is in the parking lot right here. You in the wrong place, sweetheart. You need to be in the back right here, man. You ain't your boyfriend.   Niggas ain't never stop coming. I'm gonna need you to stand. Like ever since we have been on stage, nigga been sneaking in. Excuse me, bro, let me in that motherfucker, man. Y'all are right here, thank you. Let me in that motherfucker, bro. Yeah, it's a whole bunch of niggas out there still trying to figure out where the pocket round this business. The ushers are tag teaming in this motherfucker. Niggas is trying to, I pass like nine niggas like, man, I don't think this the spot right here. Chico, I'm like, I'm good. Y'all niggas better hurry up. Y'all come with me right now. Y'all come with me right now. Hey man, I've been having so much fun this summer.  Anybody been flying this summer? Make some noise, you fluke someone in this summer. That's it, three motherfuckers. Who ain't never been on the plane before in this motherfucker?  Look how funny it goes, look, look. What happened? That's the real seat. Huh? What happened? They would sit right here, but that's the real seat. They moved him to the back.   Oh! Oh, man, nah, hold on. They gotta go even further.   They gotta go even further. Oh, we gonna love it.  Chico, they on this side. Hold on, hold on. Come here, nigga. Figure it out.  That's what I'm gonna say. He said, he said, that's why I got set, nigga. They show me down there.  What's the name, G? What you brought? We gon' figure this out. Dayton, Ohio. Is Dayton in the building? Dayton in this bitch! What? Well, Dayton almost gotta put out the building because this nigga right here. Oh my God. You good? You good?   Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me. What? Excuse me. God damn. Y'all, what's up, man? What's up? It's your birthday. Ow! Happy birthday, white girl. High five. That's all you gon' get from me.  Chico, you touched that white lady. You gotta put your hands up, bro. You touched that white lady, bro. You gon' get a lot bigger. What's up, big dog? How you doin'? Oh, God damn.  You got those finger waves. Finger waves. Chico, come see these finger waves. Hey, hey. Come see this goddamn cheetah print right here. Ooh. Somebody better call the zoo. We miss a one. What's up, mama with the G outfit on? Mama dressed like she was a cast member on Living Single. I like that. Ah! That's one of them outfits.  What you gotta do, though? Oh, my goodness, bro.  But the thing is, he got up like he was confused. He was like, no, he won't. No, he did. You ain't see the whole thing. Hold up. Here, now.  She was like, let me see your ticket. She was going through it. I don't even see that in the booklet right there. So look, the nigga already knew.  Cause his girl got up. He's still in the seat. He like, go here and just see what they say.  So when she got up this side, she was like, you know what?  Come on, you got to go all the way.  Y'all know I just.   Ain't nobody gonna even know. Come on down. Nigga probably sat down confident in the motherfucker. Bro, that's pretty. Hey, did y'all get back together? Hey, big man, stop letting her play you like that, man. Oh, that was. Why are you joining on us?  Don't you focus in the attention to the wrong motherfucker? You supposed to tell her that. You know, we all get that couch from. No, he wasn't hating. He really liked this motherfucker. That's a nice goddamn couch. We got, we got a auntie in every city that let us borrow their couch Monday. But we already got a bar. We get this couch came from Chico until the end of the this couch came from Chico auntie. Beautiful. Which one we get this from? And this came from a nursing home. Bernie. This is like them last two years. This was in the waiting room. This is where they put their last two years right here in this chair. Yeah, I'm just going to sit it on now. No, that's the goddamn therapy chair right there. That's the therapy chair. The white people sit in for therapy. So Mr. Johnson, what's been going on with your family? Listen, I'm 79. I'm about to get up out of here. You're about to get up out of here.  Why do you have such a- Why do you have such a negative outlook on life? 79 isn't, you're still a young man. You still move. I son you do it. Who you kidding? Who you kidding? You heard that nigga, man. Who you kidding? Who a young man? I'm 79. I got to shake his look. Hey, that just means it's easier for you to tell people you don't like, no. That's all that means. Well, tell me a little bit about what you've been doing with your, with your, stop shaking. I can't stop nigga. You can stop. Y'all niggas need therapy. We are in therapy, motherfucker. Okay, go ahead.  I ain't going to do the same.   Therapy's on nosy, man. So niggas don't go to therapy.  Niggas go to Facebook. That's therapy for niggas these days. Good morning, good morning. My Facebook family. Today has been a very rough day for me. Today, my granddaughter had her third abortion in three years. And I keep telling her to try and be a better decision maker.  So I am struggling. Please send your blessings, my Facebook family. Because today is going to be a really, really long one for me. Then all the fake people in the bottom.  Don't worry about none of the evil that the devil tries to bring in your life.   Stop telling all your business to the internet, man. They run straight to it.    Everybody want to see that? People don't care about your problems, man.  I admit it. I'm addicted. I read all your life.   They tell you every detail. I've been following this one bitch so long, I know everything that doesn't happen. What happened?  I'm like, bro, he needed to leave her alone, bro. Ain't no, bro, ain't no wife be doing her like that. She seem to be up and up then. I go see what happened on the other side of that, man. I don't know. This is kind of 50-50. They both wrong and they both right a little bit.   Me neither.  I'm already going through real life.   I don't know what you're looking for, a sympathy story for me.   They be like, look, bitch, you need to move on.  Like, yeah. Yeah. But that's the thing. For the Facebook and all that shit, it didn't turn motherfuckers into robots.    Right. How could you? Like, how could you be on your...  You already know what it is with me, nigga. Real nigga. You already know what time it is. Bitch, we got them things over this motherfucker. Yeah. You see what time it is. You see what time it is.   Nigga, you know what time it is. We got them big choppers. Nigga Drake goes. You know what? You don't need to... I'll do everything. Yeah. This is because it...  I pull up on you.  I pull up on you. Thank y'all the only one with some goddamn Wi-Fi.  I'm in Columbia right. The location.  Dr.   We seen you at the motherfucker's store.   You know what time it is. Show the... Show the...   Mother, my baby. Nigga, you ain't say that part.  Do it with them vampires in the basement.  I'm right there, nigga. Say something, nigga. I don't know who...  I don't know who side I'm on.   All right. Let me put a filter on that motherfucker. No, I don't want to go with that. Put your car. No, I'm going to go with that purse on that one. D&E nigga be this crazy. Like... Yup.  You have the world going to know I'm a real nigga now. She know what time it is, boy. What's happening? Yeah, you did your thing when you recorded that one. When I recorded that shit? When you recorded that one. That made me a gangster, nigga. What?  You are so perv. Listen. I knew it was a different guy. Hold up, bro. Hold up.   You better sit down. Underly, underly mama. Yeah, yeah. Uh-oh. What? Popping in the eye. Bro, you ain't see it. She was swirling her hand and said, like, nigga, what's up with you? Don't ever approach me like that, sir. Oh. When she come up on you, be like, you know my coochie with? Oh, my man. My niggas stop playing, boy. Shit. I don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that.  She only like me. I'm the only nigga she like. Oh, yeah. My bag. Go ahead. Yeah. She just thought it back like a nigga. Let me cook, bro. You know what I mean? You can't have nothing. You know what I'm saying? She just thought it back.   She got a little... All right. What? I'm just talking shit, man. Ah, nigga, stop it. My coochie with? Put your car out. Don't walk. Don't put your...  Don't do that. Don't say that. Exactly. Ladies, I respect whatever you choose to do. We don't care nothing about none of that. Whatever you like, you like it.  Bro, I'm telling you studs like niggas, they just like us a little bit.  Right.  Smell it, bro. Smell it.  I'm getting this from... Now turn the music off. This is serious business.  Yeah.    Really?  Not saying that nobody's lagging in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit her with the rock, hit her with the motherfucking rock. Go to bluechew.com, use the promo code 85South.  Why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluechew.com? If you got a look and you having problems getting it up, here's what you need to do. Bluechew.  Come on y'all. A for a long, long time and hit her with that wood. I swear to God, I ain't lying. It's the sexual stimulants that make your meat get hard. It's the sexual stimulants that make your meat get hard. I'm saying listen you still got a koochee.    This is what I don't understand. This is what I don't understand. Help me understand.  Do y'all use strap ons? Do you use the strap ons on her? That's your best friend. Do you like dick? Penetration.  She said penetration. Nigga, what in the bitch? A cute combo. She like microphone on a car. Comcast remotes. Anything.   A comcast or that rubble.  You ever licked it by accident?  Not their remote. So you use dildos on other women sometimes.  It's too much. It's just too much. It's just too much. I'm just saying.  It's too much. That's the thing.       You ever seen a dildo? Got more parts on there. Swiss army knife. Got the booty Tesla. Got the coochie penetrator.  Then there's a little screen that played her favorite song. Then it's the little thing that's saying fé compliments to her phone. Shit, so we just losing Listen, we gotta do everything now all niggas got is is this That's all we got is the hand Paul meta that's good as it get for a nigga.       What is you a serial killer?         He was a good man. Good can 20 dollars Feed the whole family twenty dollars to get your asses one pair of socks. That's it a Snicker bar in a soda nowadays Not even a nail fountain Remember we were going grocery shopping that family dollar Yeah My fly I don't like how you just felt so sorry for my homeboy like that. He said I went shopping that family dollar. She said, oh Right. Yeah family dollar because they got two hours. They got regular groceries They just don't have the same amount in it.    They had toys. Yeah, they got toys food detergent. The owner.  You ever been to Dollar Tree Dollar Tree Look at that. Hey, tell the truth.  They be looking around on trust Dollar Tree Don't you do it?     That's just a aspirin on the front. I sprint.  See that's y'all problem y'all is wasteful y'all is oh Yes wasteful in my house. You better not tell no box up making no cause Boy, we could use that box to put some deodorant so your drawers, but don't do that You're getting a recycling household.     Oh, I'll get sad. That's what all the sugar in the frosty place Oh, nigga, just my old bad to be lit.       I had roaches.    It's gonna be good Oh, I got an house.   I will be selling crack at no time Can I spin out of your house, please?  I Remember I was great. I was great.  It's a little big-headed nigga.       I'm from the country. We grew up on water hose water Yeah, you be outside all day.  Yeah, we met now.  I Said can I get some issues that you can grab one of them initials and get out my face?    It's Caucasian cuisine White people what is it cake?  It's what I had it right there. What happened? What's your Friend, he like tell it. Hold up. Let me ask you someone white lady.  She's like I was how long you've been with her 19 years. What me ask you this. Damn.  Hold up? So what is it?  If you didn't know She done told any good a wife.  She was like Oh, so you had real chicken with that breast He had no that wind is me that better chain to be hidden He's got wind in me and lasagna.      How about that?     Yeah, I can't talk white.   You already know who it is. No, I know Hey, bro, I wonder how the white people like I want to how they hold it in when we say nigga They be want to laugh every time they hear them.  Oh, baby, dude, isn't that a b2?  What's up? I'm drunk white girls definitely be saying nigga. It's best when they be singing them.  They're listening.  We went to the show. It was so many niggas You know they were on your girl You ain't so good. This is what about the white boys.  Why you feel bro? You're like, whoa What part of ohio are you from say that again?   Todd. Todd. Don't do it. Don't do it. Todd. Listen, bro.  You gotta you gotta be here, bro. You gotta be here. Come on.      You got it, bro. You got it.  What'd you say, baby?   Can I get a ride? She got the real old lady I'll go back to the nursing home, baby. I'm gonna show you something. I just need a left, please I love you too, baby.  Let's show our chest She coming for real. Oh, she coming. What's she at? Oh, she love me. It's okay, y'all.  She's got gray dress. She's not about to do nothing There you go, DC. She a literature teacher.   I ain't got the hook. I got the hook. She a recovering addict and they think I got the hook. How's she running away? She tore an ACL in the ninth grade. Oh, she was a punt guard. She tore an ACL.  Hey, Wild'n Out came back on tonight, man. Yes, y'all. And it's not on MPV no more It's on VH1. Yes, it's on VH1. Don't ask us why. It's the same goddamn people. Same thing. They kill it.  So make sure y'all tune into that. I don't know. They don't like me. He came back. Yeah, I came back. What you saying? They don't like me. Real niggas, real niggas do real things. Yeah, yeah I'm back.  Watch it. Watch it. It'll be on by the time you get home.   White people start watching it. Not the ones who at the show, the ones who work here. Yeah, watch it called Wild'n Out. They like Wild'n Out. Don't lie like you watch it.  We know who. We know the demographics.  Oh, that's white people. See how many white people in here? Because how many white people watch the show? Exactly.    White people watch Wild'n Out.  Pick up and kill it.  Right. Yeah. What's your favorite game? I'm in the island, watched us on Wild'n Out before we started doing that. Oh, here comes this nigga again. This nigga again, his money worth. He's happy. Y'all don't understand. This is his first event ever. He ain't never been nowhere to the skin ring nowhere. Auto zone. He ain't got no car. He ain't never been an old riding nigga. He don't know what that smell like nigga. What you saying? You fresh out the joint. I can tell you just happy.  Life is good. I'm free. I'm free my nigga. I'm free to walk in the aisle that I couldn't walk in before. He said he fresh out the joint. That just made his mother say, go where you can go out. Yeah, you can go outside baby. How long have you been for? How long have you been there for? How long have you been there for? What's up about old papers? You can tell. Seven years. Y'all show us some love. This is first summer out. Welcome home, nigga. Welcome home, boy. Welcome home. Have you been there for seven years? Yeah, yeah. I'm out. No restrictions. No nothing. He's in here. Thank you, bro. One thing.  You two aggressive. No real. Hey, watch this, nigga. You ain't taking your freedom seriously.   You don't appreciate it.   Look at you.  You want to go back. Look, she nervous in the mouth.   Look what you're doing.   Yeah, they should have left you in there two more years. Maybe you would have came out. Peace and love, my brother. Look at you. Same nigga. Sit down.  That nigga thank you. You still in the game after seven years in solitude. He institutionalized. The nigga thank you for this. All them niggas is dead and have jobs now. You from Detroit? Turn door. Yeah. They're right. Congratulations.  He don't know what to laugh at. I've been trying to show the nigga support. That nigga just love. He just love somebody seeing them. Boy, you is alive.    Boy, I've been through something. Hey, I know that nigga been in jail for seven years. He kept him shorts the whole time. He was like, yep.  Give me my 2011 shorts, nigga. All right, bro. He good.  Substance abuse.    You can feel it. You know what I'm saying? You think you own him. You like. It's the alcoholism. Oh, yeah. Ain't nobody worried about that. He is having a good time. He don't know. Pray the part about it. He think he snuck up here. You ain't see the nigga when he was down low at first. Hey, you know what, though? You know what it is, fly?  He just been walking around the whole building. Damn.  God damn. Man, let me go back up there.   All the white ushers. Oh, don't make this one. What is wrong? Ain't nobody ever get that out of here. He don't know what he doing. That nigga roll the white van here.  Did you enjoy yourself, y'all? Had a good time. Yes, I did. He's gonna be famous in a minute. I ain't lying.  Uh-oh. I'm a friend, friend. You gonna see that thing going out the door.  Look at Chad. Chad sat it over in the back like a real life security nigga. He just sat out there watching this making sure the insurance everything's right with the insurance. We got twin security. They twin. He don't know who. Bruh, just relax.  The comedy show the last place to be tough at. We came to laugh and bullshit, bruh.    Don't nobody want to thank you, bruh.  Don't nobody want to take your tray or your snacks, bruh. You good. You good, bruh. You is out living. Be thankful, bruh. Come on, bruh.  You got a whole bunch of niggas in here.   All these women in here, man.   Come on, go sit down, man.  Go ahead, Carlo. Go sit with your lady, man. You good.   This y'all are tabulous, man. And y'all are scared. Look at y'all.  White people ain't doing nothing. Look, a nigga. No, we don't stop smoking, but ain't stop this nigga. Yeah, wait up, niggas. Some go sit down, music, man.   Eight niggas.    Just chill. We ain't even keeping it real. Hey. And if you don't see it down, I'm gonna see how your girl, Tini, feel.  Hold up, low.  This nigga here crazy. This nigga crazy here. Listen. Okay. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. It's cool. Hold up, hold up, man. Y'all chill. Chill.  Come on. My light skin.  Come on. Come on. Chill, my nigga.  Plus, your girl gonna be sitting by herself and we'll put another nigga in your seat. Hey. Hey. Chill out. You drunk.  Come on. This your first summer. Hold my nigga. You don't really want to go back because seven years ago, you had to go to jail for selling some crack. Hold up. Now that's cool. And we let all that slide.  Come on. What you gonna do? Come on. If your girl pull off.   It gonna have that baby knot. It gonna be poof poofing.  Yeah, man. Sit down, bruh. Poof poofing. Thank you to all the professional security who know how to deal with the mentally ill. Right. Violence is never the answer and I would never condone violence against another black man. Not at all. Peace and love to all of my black brothers.  Y'all some scary motherfuckers.   What? All y'all gonna sit y'all lying down. Somebody put a camera guy here, white one. No, no, nigga. White people up there like this. I wanted the old nigga to jump up. Hold on, Jack.   Why you ain't say nothing?  I would just mind in my bed. That's how you gotta do it. White people up top and not getting involved. They up there. They up there looking down on them. Oh my god. You can see the white girl, she was excited, dude.  White people up there like, yep, we got the money already. We can't wait. We can't wait. Here we go. It's about to go down.  We'll never, we'll never get nobody out of the show. You owe me 50 bucks. I told you they were going to fight. We'll never get nobody out of the show. You want me to get involved in your problems? But you're not employing me. Because if that black guy kept coming down on stage on my show, I just call the authorities. That's all I do. That's what you want to do? You want to call them? All right, that's enough. She walking like a Buddha. Okay.  It's looking like Hoopu to her.  I like that. I like that right there. No, that's that. I'm walking home. I just got my ad with music.  I can't believe that. Nah, this, this the music they play when, when your girl trying to figure out the passcode to your phone in the bathroom.   Y'all show some love for my man Sax B on the saxophone.  That's a saxophone. We got a black man on the saxophone. Hold up, man.   You ain't bullshitting, man. Come on. Yes, you did. That's that jam. Yeah, that's that jam. You shoulda sat out. Good man, a service to my listeners. That's been good to me. That's why my book is the right place. Bet you win, you get paid. It's that simple. My book, he has live in-game betting on every NFL game. They got the most rewarding player point in the business. And for you fantasy guys out there, you can even bet the over-under on how many fantasy points a player will score in each game. It's the new season. Antonio Brown is with the Raiders. LeVion Bell is with the Jets. Odell Beckham is with Cleveland. But the one thing that hasn't changed is where I'm putting my money down on all the games. My bookie is the right place to bet on football every weekend. My bookie has better bonuses, more prop bets than any other sportsbook period. This year, they're hosting a first online handicapping super contest. 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You say you got your tickets. She's working up there. She's working up there. She's working up there. She's having a stroke.   I said, Oh, that is a stanky. That booty right now. Big stanky booty. Yeah. No, I think I want a big stanky booty. I got a big stanky booty. It's a look. You tell them, look, stop. I like the way she like, Oh my God. It's crazy. Smoking on some weed that I had from yesterday. Yeah. My bag. Oh, no, you got me so high. I'm ready to get high. Smoking on some weed that I found in my bag from yesterday. It got me so high. Oh, when I get high, you know what I say. What you say. When you get high, know what I say. And what you say?   The road to blood up.  You don't need to smoke no more.  Was we smoking the same thing? Cause when I hit that blunt you passed me I was like, brr-b-b-dop-dop-bang You know what?    We're my twin and it was just her. It was her by herself Yes, her where you're twin DC.   Say you ain't got much but shake your fans Got a great racer boy as I asked About to do me a math problem. Let me see Show if you ain't looking then you might have missed her and to that nigga that almost got Oh I'm gonna take pictures on stage up. It will look very more professional Did they say we couldn't take pictures up there? Yeah, why? Oh I was emotional. We can't leave everyone. Best we're gonna do baby. I'm sorry. Thank you for coming out. I'm sure it's you. I'm sure it's you. Y'all have a good evening. What's up? One more one more It's all good, you know how it is Tonight is the night that we kick the badge man.  Oh gee. I'll be back.   That ain't Jared that for your friend, huh?  You bought your ticket had a seat to get in Y'all gonna get Hey One two three Wait to both flash One more one more Wait to both flash Thank you for coming Why are y'all so fine snow stand in the house all win a let's take it a group Don't be afraid to take Chins up You see my double chin Oh Literally We all get out his ass from ohio ladies She's from marilane sitting on the marilane She's from marilane all these ladies want to do is fill on us and take this There I have Whatever you want to do, put your titties out. Go ahead. Turn up. Bro. This is it. Put your titties out. Yeah, put titties out One more one more I thought it was something behind me Don't play don't play no game Hey Just look like you got niggas is all of Season one for the love of Candice And I'm like Five Damn they clone these niggas y'all look like Uh Y'all think it was just like that she weirded Man I don't get this Ten days be I told what 20th Harlem Harlem be no 125th street be you already know what it is New y'all make sure you get those tickets man 85 stop show is coming to the Apollo niggas you already know what time deals You'll be testing how to kick hands Get some tickets. We'll see you up there tops purple tops We won't worry about it. We definitely wouldn't worry about it. It's just because this be in the moment It's don't roll Told you before we went out there what it was gonna be man just another display of verbal magnificence You hear that yep Excellent extravagant. Yeah Yeah, it's trying to do turn it out Crazy gotta get the crazy Hey, we gotta Crazy man was all right. He's a trip He wanted me to act crazy and it was a dump money. He Okay, he tripping all that blocky. She knew to be like soon.  I can like that.  Oh come on this nigga.  So that just determined the whole show It was crazy because people's really like just Every thing you think of this building jokes the whole time Every direction Every direction Man Man, it was so much. It was so it was all you said it. I can't remember what you said it Oh shit what you say, bro You can say it a lot. He said some rule with that one. I got there.  Did I talk to Ryan after? Did you like it? He said He said What you say That's what you said. You said that but he's got a ball.  It was amazing. I don't want to get my head down.  It was awesome I laughed a lot It was a lot Bruh Bruh My doubts That's all we do, man.  I ain't getting that. It ain't weak as fuck, but the paper like that, bro. I haven't even had like Yeah, have a seat in there Yeah, yeah, yeah It's as manly as it's too warm This shit game I think it was the last water it was not the last water Not about to jump in there