And I can't think of any way except to send him to bed without his supper, and we've done that so often. Can't you suggest something else, Anne?  But punishments are so horrid, and I like to imagine only pleasant things, said Anne, cuddling Davy. There are so many unpleasant things in the world already that there's no use imagining any more. In the end, Davy was sent to bed as usual, there to remain until noon next day. He evidently did some thinking, for when Anne went up to her room a little later she heard him calling her name softly. Going in she found him sitting up in bed with his elbows on his knees and his chin propped on his hands. Anne, he said solemnly, is he wrong for everybody to tell what falsehoods I want to know? Yes, indeed. Is he wrong for a grown-up person? Yes. Then, said Davy decidedly, Marilla is bad for she tells them, and she's worse than me, for I didn't know it was wrong, but she does. Davy Keith, Marilla never told a story in her life, said Anne indignantly. She did so. She told me last Tuesday that something dreadful would happen to me if I didn't say my prayers every night, and I haven't said them for over a week just to see what would happen, and nothing has, concluded Davy in an aggrieved tone. Anne choked back a mad desire to laugh with a conviction that it would be fatal, and then earnestly said about saving Marilla's reputation. Why, Davy Keith, she said solemnly, something dreadful has happened to you this very day. Davy looked skeptical. I suppose you mean being sent to bed without any supper, he said scornfully, but that isn't dreadful. Of course I don't like it, but I've been sent to bed so much since I come here that I'm getting used to it, and you don't save anything by making me go without supper, either, for I always eat twice as much for breakfast. I don't mean you're being sent to bed. I mean the fact that you told a falso to-day, and Davy. Anne leaned over the foot-board of the bed and shook her finger impressively at the culprit, for a boy to tell what isn't true is almost the worst thing that could happen to him, almost the very worst. So you see, Marilla told you the truth. But I thought that something bad would be exciting! protested Davy in an injured tone. Marilla isn't to blame for what you thought. Bad things aren't always exciting.  It was awful funny to see Marilla and you looking down the well, though, said Davy, hugging his knees. Anne kept a sober face until she got downstairs, and then she collapsed on the sitting-room lounge and laughed until her sides ached. I wish you'd tell me the joke, said Marilla, a little grimly. I haven't seen much to laugh at today. You'll laugh when you hear this, assured Anne. And Marilla did laugh, which showed how much her education had advanced since the adoption of Anne. But she sighed immediately afterwards. I suppose I shouldn't have told him that, although I heard a minister say it to a child once. But he did aggravate me so. It was that night you were at the Carmody concert and I was putting him to bed. He said he didn't see the good of praying until he got big enough to be of some importance to God. And I do not know what we are going to do with that child. I never saw his beat. I'm feeling clean discouraged. Oh, don't say that, Marilla. Remember how bad I was when I came here. Anne, you were never bad. Never. I see that now when I've learned what real badness is. You were always getting into terrible scrapes, I'll admit, but your motive was always good. Davy is just bad from sheer love of it. Oh, no, I don't think it is real badness with him either, pleaded Anne. It's just mischief. And it is rather quiet for him here, you know. He has no other boys to play with, and his mind has to have something to occupy it. Dora is so prim and proper she is no good for a boy's playmate. I really think it would be better to let them go to school, Marilla. No, said Marilla resolutely. My father always said that no child should be cooped up in the four walls of a school until it was seven years old, and Mr. Allen says the same thing. The twins can have a few lessons at home, but go to school they shant until they're seven. Well, we must try to perform Davy at home, then, said Anne cheerfully. With all his faults he's really a dear little chap. I can't help loving him. Marilla, it may be a dreadful thing to say, but honestly I like Davy better than Dora for all she's so good. I don't know but that I do myself, confessed Marilla, and it isn't fair. For Dora isn't a bit of trouble. There couldn't be a better child, and you'd hardly know she was in the house. Dora is too good, said Anne. She'd behave just as well if there wasn't a soul to tell her what to do. She was born already brought up, so she doesn't need us. And I think, concluded Anne, hitting on a very vital truth, that we always love best the people who need us. Davy needs us badly. He certainly needs something, agreed Marilla. Rachel Lind would say it was a good spanking. CHAPTER XI. FACTS AND FANCIES. Teaching is really very interesting work, wrote Anne to a Queen's Academy chum. Jane says she thinks it is monotonous, but I don't find it so.  Jane says she punishes her pupils when they make funny speeches, which is probably why she finds teaching monotonous. This afternoon little Jimmy Andrews was trying to spell speckled and couldn't manage it. Well, he said finally. I can't spell it, but I know what it means. What, I asked. St. Clair Denel's face, miss? St. Clair is certainly very much freckled, although I try to prevent the others from commenting on it, for I was freckled once, and well do I remember it. But I don't think St. Clair minds. It was because Jimmy called him St. Clair that St. Clair pounded him on the way home from school. I heard of the pounding, but not officially, so I don't think I'll take any notice of it. Yesterday I was trying to teach Lottie Wright to do addition. I said, if you had three candies in one hand, and two in the other, how many would you have altogether? A mouthful, said Lottie. And in the Nature Study class, when I asked them to give me a good reason why toads shouldn't be killed, Benji Sloan gravely answered, because it would rain the next day. It's so hard not to laugh, Stella. I have to save up all my amusement until I get home, and Marilla says it makes her nervous to hear wild shrieks of mirth proceeding from the east gable without any apparent cause. She says a man engrafted and went insane once, and that was how it began. Did you know that Thomas a Beckett was canonized as a snake? Rose Bell says he was. Also that William Tyndale wrote the New Testament. Claude White says a glacier is a man that puts in window frames. I think the most difficult thing in teaching, as well as the most interesting, is to get the children to tell you their real thoughts about things. One stormy day last week I gathered them around me at dinner-hour, and tried to get them to talk to me just as if I were one of themselves. I asked them to tell me the things they most wanted. Some of the answers were commonplace enough—dolls, ponies, and skates. Others were decidedly original. Hester Bolter wanted to wear her sunday dress every day and eat in the sitting-room. Hannah Bell wanted to be good without having to take any trouble about it. Marjorie White, age ten, wanted to be a widow. And why, she gravely said that if you weren't married people called you an old maid, and if you were your husband bossed you, but if you were a widow there'd be no danger of either. The most remarkable wish was Sally Bell's. She wanted a honeymoon. I asked her if she knew what it was, and she said she thought it was an extra-nice kind of bicycle, because her cousin in Montreal went on a honeymoon when he was married, and he had always had the very latest in bicycles. Another day I asked them all to tell me the naughtiest thing they had ever done. I couldn't get the older ones to do so, but the third class answered quite freely. Eliza Bell had set fire to her aunt's carded rolls. Asked if she meant to do it, she said, not altogether. She just tried a little end to see how it would burn, and the whole bundle blazed up in a jiffy. Emerson Gillis had spent ten cents for candy when he should have put it in his missionary box. Annette Bell's worst crime was eating some blueberries that grew in the graveyard. Willie White had slid down the sheep-house roof a lot of times with his sunday trousers on, but I was punished for it, because I had to wear patched pants to Sunday school all summer, and when you're punished for a thing you don't have to repent of it, declared Willie. I wish you could see some of their compositions. So much do I wish it, that I'll send you copies of some written recently. Last week I told the fourth class I wanted them to write me letters about anything they pleased, adding by way of suggestion that they might tell me of some place they had visited, or some interesting thing or person they had seen. They were to write the letters on real note-paper, seal them in an envelope, and address them to me, all without any assistance from other people. Last Friday morning I found a pile of letters on my desk, and that evening I realized afresh that teaching has its pleasures as well as its pains. These compositions would atone for much. Here is Ned Clay's address, spelling, and grammar as originally penned. Miss Teacher Shirley. Green Gables. P. E. Island. Can. Birds. Dear Teacher, I think I will write you a composition about birds. Birds is very useful animals. My cat catches birds. His name is William, but Pa calls him Tom.  Only for that he would be a good-looking cat. My uncle has adopted a cat. It come to his house one day and wouldn't go away, and uncle says it has forgot more than most people ever knowed. He lets it sleep on his rocking chair, and my aunt says he thinks more of it than he does of his children. That is not right. We ought to be kind to cats and give them new milk, but we ought not be better to them than to our children. This is all I can think of, so no more at present from Edward Blake Clay. Sinclair Donnells is, as usual, short and to the point. Sinclair never wastes words. I do not think he chose his subject or added the post script out of malice a forethought. It is just that he has not a great deal of tact or imagination. Dear Miss Shirley.  I will describe the Avonlea Hall. It has two doors, an inside one and an outside one. It has six windows and a chimney. It has two ends and two sides. It is painted blue. That is what makes it strange. It is built on the lower Carmody Road. It is the third most important building in Avonlea. The others are the church and the blacksmith shop. They hold debating clubs and lectures in it and concerts. Yours truly, Jacob Donnell. P.S. The Hall is a very bright blue. Annetta Bell's letter was quite long, which surprised me, for writing essays is not Annetta's forte, and hers are generally as brief as Sinclair's. Annetta is a quiet little puss and a model of good behavior, but there isn't a shadow of originality in her. Here is her letter. Dearest Teacher. I think I will write you a letter to tell you how much I love you. I love you with my whole heart and soul and mind. With all there is of me to love, and I want to serve you forever. It would be my highest privilege. That is why I try so hard to be good in school and learn my lessons. You are so beautiful, my teacher. Your voices like music and your eyes are like pansies when the dew is on them. You are like a tall, stately queen. Your hair is like rippling gold. Anthony Pye says it is red, but you needn't pay any attention to Anthony. I have only known you for a few months, but I cannot realize that there was ever a time when I did not know you, when you had not come into my life to bless and hallow it. I will always look back to this year as the most wonderful in my life because it brought you to me. Besides it's the year we moved to Avonlea from Newbridge. My love for you has made my life very rich, and it has kept me from much of harm and evil. I owe this all to you, my sweetest teacher. I shall never forget how sweet you looked the last time I saw you in that black dress with flowers in your hair. I shall see you like that forever, even when we are both old and gray. You will always be young and fair to me, dearest teacher. I am thinking of you all the time, in the morning and at the noontide and at the twilight. I love you when you laugh and when you sigh, even when you look disdainful. I never saw you look cross, though Anthony Pye says you always look so, but I don't wonder you look cross at him for he deserves it. I love you in every dress. You seem more adorable in each new dress than the last. Dearest teacher, good night. The sun has set and the stars are shining.   May God watch over you and protect you from all harm. Your affectionate pupil and Annetta Bell. This extraordinary letter puzzled me not a little. I knew Annetta couldn't have composed it any more than she could fly. When I went to school the next day I took her for a walk down to the brook at recess and asked her to tell me the truth about the letter. Annetta cried and fessed up freely. She said she had never written a letter and she didn't know how to or what to say, but there was a bundle of love letters in her mother's top bureau door which had been written to her by an old bone. It wasn't father, sobbed Annetta, it was someone who was studying for a minister and so he could write lovely letters, but Ma didn't marry him after all. She said she couldn't make out what he was driving at half the time. But I thought the letters were sweet and that I'd just copy things out of them here and there to write you. I put teacher where he put lady and I put in something of my own when I could think of it and I changed some words. I put dress in place of mood. I didn't know just what a mood was but I suppose it was something to wear. I didn't suppose you'd know the difference. I don't see how you found out it wasn't all mine. You must be awful clever, teacher. I told Annetta it was very wrong to copy another person's letter and pass it off as her own, but I'm afraid that all Annetta repented of was being found out. And I do love you, teacher! she sobbed. It was all true, even if the minister wrote it first. I do love you with all my heart. It's very difficult to scold anybody properly under such circumstances. Here is Barbara Shaw's letter. I can't reproduce the blots of the original. Your teacher. You said we might write about a visit. I never visited but once. It was at my Aunt Mary's last winter. My Aunt Mary is a very particular woman and a great housekeeper. The first night I was there we were at tea. I knocked over a jug and broke it. Aunt Mary said she had had that jug ever since she was married and nobody had ever broken it before. When we got up I stepped on her dress and all the gatherers tore out of the skirt. The next morning when I got up I hit the pitcher against the basin and cracked them both and I upset a cup of tea on the tablecloth at breakfast. When I was helping Aunt Mary with the dinner dishes I dropped a china plate and it smashed. That evening I fell downstairs and sprained my ankle and had to stay in bed for a week. I heard Aunt Mary tell Uncle Joseph it was a mercy or I'd have broken everything in the house. When I got better it was time to go home. I don't like visiting very much. I like going to school better, especially since I came to Avonlea. Yours respectfully, Barbara Shaw. The whites began. Respect it, miss. I want to tell you about my very brave aunt. She lives in Ontario and one day she went out to the barn and saw a dog in the yard.  Pretty soon a man came looking for an imaginary lion. Query, did Willie mean a menagerie lion? That had run away from a circus and it turned out that the dog was a lion and my very brave aunt had drove him into the barn with a stick. It was a wonder she was not ed up but she was very brave. Emerson Gillis says if she thought it was a dog she wasn't any braver than if it was really a dog but Emerson is jealous because he hasn't got a brave aunt himself. Nothing but uncles. I have kept the best for last. You laugh at me because I think Paul is a genius but I am sure his letter will convince you that he has a very uncommon child. Paul lives away down near the shore with his grandmother and he has no playmates. No real playmates. You remember our school management professor told us that we must not have favourites among our pupils but I can't help loving Paul Irving the best of all mine. I don't think it does any harm, though, for everybody loves Paul, even Mrs. Lind, who says she could never have believed she'd get so fond of a Yankee. The other boys in school like him, too, there's nothing weak or girlish about him in spite of his dreams and fancies. He is very manly and can hold his own in all games. He fought Sinclair Danelle recently because Sinclair said the Union Jack was away ahead of the stars and stripes as a flag. The result was a drawn battle and a mutual agreement to respect each other's patriotism henceforth. Sinclair says he can hit the hardest but Paul can hit the oftenest. Paul's letter. My dear teacher, you told us we might write you about some interesting people we knew. I think the most interesting people I know are my rock people and I mean to tell you about them. I have never told anybody about them except Grandma and Father but I would like to have you know about them because you understand things. There are great many people who do not understand things so there is no use in telling them. My rock people live at the shore. I used to visit them almost every evening before the winter came. Now I can't go till spring, but they will be there. For people like that never change. That is the splendid thing about them. Nora was the first one of them I got acquainted with and so I think I love her the best.  You ought to hear the stories she can tell. Then there are the twin sailors. They don't live anywhere, they sail all the time, but they often come ashore to talk to me. They are a pair of jolly Tars and they have seen everything in the world and more than what is in the world. Do you know what happened to the youngest twin sailor once? He was sailing and he sailed right into a moon-glade. A moon-glade is the track the full moon makes on the water when it is rising from the tree, you know, teacher. While the youngest twin sailor sailed along the moon-glade until he came right up to the moon and there was a little golden door in the moon and he opened it and sailed right through. He had some wonderful adventures in the moon, but it would make this letter too long to tell them. Then there is the golden lady of the cave. One day I found a big cave down on the shore and I went away in and after a while I found the golden lady. She has golden hair right down to her feet and her dress is all glittering and glistening like gold that is alive. And she has a golden harp and plays on it all day long. You can hear the music any time along shore if you listen carefully, but most people would think it was only the wind among the rocks. I've never told Nora about the golden lady. I was afraid it might hurt her feelings. It even hurt her feelings if I talk too long with the twin sailors. I always met the twin sailors of the striped rocks. The youngest twin sailor is very good tempered, but the oldest twin sailor can look dreadfully fierce at times. I have my suspicions about that oldest twin. I believe he'd be a pirate if he dared. There's really something very mysterious about him. He swore once and I told him if he ever did it again he needn't come ashore to talk to me because I'd promised grandmother I'd never associate with anybody that swore. He was pretty well scared, I can tell you, and he said if I would forgive him he would take me to the sunset. So the next evening when I was sitting on the striped rocks the oldest twin came sailing over the sea in an enchanted boat and I got in her. The boat was all pearly and rainbowy like the inside of mussel shells and her sail was like moonshine. Well, we sailed right across to the sunset. Think of that, teacher. I've been in the sunset. And what do you suppose it is? The sunset is a land all flowers. We sailed into a great garden and the clouds are beds of flowers. We sailed into a great harbour, all the colour of gold, and I stepped right out of the boat on a big meadow all covered with butter-cups as big as roses. I stayed there for ever so long. It seemed nearly a year, but the oldest twin says it was only a few minutes. You see, in the sunset land the time is ever so much longer than it is here. Your loving pupil, Paul Irving. P.S. Of course, this letter isn't really true, teacher. P.I. It really began the night before with a restless, wakeful vigil of grumbling toothache. When Anna rose in the dull, bitter winter morning she felt that life was flat, stale and unprofitable. She went to school in no angelic mood. Her cheek was swollen and her face ached. The school room was cold and smoky, for the fire refused to burn and the children were huddled about it in shivering groups. Anne sent them to their seats with a sharper tone than she had ever used before. Anthony P.I. strutted to his with his usual impertinent swagger and she saw him whisper something to his seat-mate and then glanced at her with a grin. Never, so it seemed to Anne, had there been so many squeaky pencils as there were that morning. And when Barbara Shaw came up to the desk with a sum she tripped over the coal-scuttle with disastrous results. The coal rolled to every part of the room, her slate was broken into fragments, and when she picked herself up her face, stained with coal dust, sent the boys into roars of laughter. Anne turned from the second-reader class which she was hearing. Really, Barbara, she said, icily, if you cannot move without falling over something you'd better remain in your seat. It is positively disgraceful for a girl of your age to be so awkward. Poor Barbara stumbled back to her desk. Her tears combining with the coal dust produced an effect truly grotesque. Never before had her beloved sympathetic teacher spoken to her in such a tone or fashion, and Barbara was heartbroken. Anne herself felt a prick of conscience, but it only served to increase her mental irritation, and the second-reader class remembered that lesson yet, as well as the unmerciful infliction of arithmetic that followed. Just as Anne was snapping the sums out, Sinclair Danelle arrived breathlessly. You are half an hour late, St. Clair, Anne reminded him frigidly. Why is this? Please, Miss, I had to help Ma make a pudding for dinner because we're expecting company and Clarice Elmira is sick, was St. Clair's answer, given in a perfectly respectful voice, but nevertheless provocative of great mirth among his mates. Take your seat and work out the six problems on page eighty-four of your arithmetic for punishment, said Anne. Sinclair looked rather amazed at her tone, but went meekly to his desk and took out his slate. Then he stealthily passed a small parcel to Joe Sloan across the aisle. Anne caught him in the act and jumped to a fatal conclusion about that parcel. Old Mrs. Hiram Sloan had lately taken to making and selling nut-cakes by way of adding to her scanty income. The cakes were specially tempting to small boys, and for several weeks Anne had had not a little trouble in regard to them.  Anne had warned them that if they brought any more cakes to school they would be confiscated, and yet here was St. Clair Danelle coolly passing a parcel of them wrapped up in the blue and white striped paper Mrs. Hiram used under her very eyes. Joseph, said Anne quietly, bring that parcel here. Joe, startled and abashed, obeyed. He was a fat urchin who always blushed and stuttered when he was frightened. Never did anybody look more guilty than poor Joe at that moment. Throw it into the fire, said Anne. Joe looked very blank. Please, m-m-miss, he began. Do as I tell you, Joseph, without any words about it. B-b-b-b-b-b-m-m-m-miss, th-th-th-there gasped Joe in desperation. Joe, are you going to obey me or are you not? said Anne. A bolder and more self-possessed lad than Joe Sloan would have been overawed by her tone and the dangerous flash of her eyes. This was a new Anne whom none of her pupils had ever seen before. Joe, with an agonized glance at St. Clair, went to the stove, opened the big square front door and threw the blue and white parcel in before St. Clair, who had sprung to his feet, could utter a word. Then he dodged back just in time. For a few moments the terrified occupants of Avonlea School did not know whether it was an earthquake or a volcanic explosion that had occurred. The innocent-looking parcel which Anne had rashly supposed to contain Mrs. Hiram's nut-cakes really held an assortment of firecrackers and pinwheels for which Warren Sloan had sent to town by St. Clair-Dennell's father the day before, intending to have a birthday celebration that evening. The crackers went off in a thunder-clap of noise and the pinwheels bursting out of the door spun madly around the room, hissing and spluttering. Anne dropped into her chair white with dismay and all the girls climbed shrieking upon their desks. Joe Sloan stood as one transfixed in the midst of the commotion and St. Clair, helpless with laughter, rocked to and fro in the aisle. Prilly Rogerson fainted and Annette Bell went to hysterics. It seemed a long time, although it was really only a few minutes, before the last pinwheels subsided. Anne, recovering herself, sprang to open doors and windows and let out the gas and smoke which filled the room. Then she helped the girls carry the unconscious Prilly into the porch where Barbara Shaw, in an agony of desire to be useful, poured a pailful of half-frozen water over Prilly's face and shoulders before anyone could stop her. It was a full hour before quiet was restored. But it was a quiet that might be felt. Everybody realized that even the explosion had not cleared the teacher's mental atmosphere. Nobody, except Anthony Pie, dared whisper a word. Ned Clay accidentally squeaked his pencil while working a sum, caught Anne's eye and wished the floor would open and swallow him up. The geography class were whisked through a continent with a speed that made them dizzy. The grammar class were parsed and analyzed within an inch of their lives. Chester Sloan, spelling odiferous with two Fs, was made to feel that he could never live down the disgrace of it, either in this world or that which is to come. Anne knew that she had made herself ridiculous and that the incident would be laughed over that night at a score of tea-tables, but the knowledge only angered her further. In a calmer mood she could have carried off the situation with a laugh, but now that was impossible, so she ignored it in icy disdain. When Anne returned to the school after dinner, all the children were as usual in their seats, and every face was bent studiously over a desk except Anthony Pie's. He peered across his book at Anne, his black eyes sparkling with curiosity and mockery. Anne twitched open the drawer of her desk in search of chalk, and under her very hand a lively mouse sprang out of the drawer, scampered over the desk and leapt to the floor. Anne screamed and sprang back, as if it had been a snake, and Anthony Pie laughed aloud. Then a silence fell, a very creepy, uncomfortable silence. Annette Bell was of two minds whether to go into hysterics again or not, especially as she didn't know just where the mouse had gone, but she decided not to. Who could take any comfort out of hysterics with a teacher so white-faced and so blazing-eyed standing before one? Who put that mouse in my desk? said Anne. Her voice was quite low, but it made a shiver go up and down Paul Irving's spine. Joe Sloane caught her eye, felt responsible from the crown of his head to the sole of his feet, but started out wildly, not me, teacher, not me. Anne paid no attention to the wretched Joseph. She looked at Anthony Pie, and Anthony Pie looked back unabashed and unashamed. Anthony, was it you? Yes, it was, said Anthony insolently. Anne took her pointer from her desk. It was a long, heavy, hardwood pointer. Come here, Anthony. It was far from being the most severe punishment Anthony Pie had ever undergone. Anne, even the stormy sold Anne she was at the moment, could not have punished any child cruelly. But the pointer nipped keenly, and finally Anthony's bravado failed him. He winced, and the tears came to his eyes. Anne, conscience-stricken, dropped the pointer and told Anthony to go to his seat. She sat down at her desk feeling ashamed, repentant, and bitterly mortified. Her quick anger was gone, and she would have given much to have been able to seek relief in tears. So all her boasts had come to this. She had actually whipped one of her pupils. How Jane would triumph, and how Mr. Harrison would chuckle. But worse than this, bitterest thought of all, she had lost her last chance of winning Anthony Pie. Never would he like her now. Anne, by what somebody has called a herculaneum effort, kept back her tears until she got home that night. Then she shut herself in the East Gable Room and wept all her shame and remorse and disappointment into her pillows. Wept so long that Marilla grew alarmed, invaded the room, and insisted on knowing what the trouble was. The trouble is, I've got things the matter with my conscience, sobbed Anne. Oh, this has been such a Jonah day, Marilla. I'm so ashamed of myself. I lost my temper and whipped Anthony Pie. I'm glad to hear it, said Marilla, with decision. It's what you should have done long ago. Oh, no, no, Marilla. And I don't see how I can ever look those children in the face again. I feel that I have humiliated myself to the very dust. You don't know how cross and hateful and horrid I was. I can't forget the expression in Paul Irving's eyes. He looked so surprised and disappointed. Oh, Marilla, I have tried so hard to be patient and to win Anthony's liking, and now it has all gone for nothing. Marilla passed her hard work-worn hand over the girl's glossy, tumbled hair with a wonderful tenderness. When Anne sobbed, rude, quieter, she said, very gently for her. You take things too much to heart, Anne. We all make mistakes, but people forget them. And Jonah days come to everybody. As for Anthony Pie, why need you care if he does dislike you? He is the only one. I can't help it. I want everybody to love me, and it hurts me so when anybody doesn't. And Anthony never will now.  I'll tell you the whole story. Marilla listened to the whole story, and if she smiled at certain points of it, Anne never knew. When the tale was ended, she said briskly, well, never mind. This day's done, and there's a new one coming to-morrow, with no mistakes in it yet, as you used to say yourself. Just come downstairs and have your supper. You'll see if a good cup of tea and those plum-puffs I made today won't harden you up. Plum-puffs won't minister to a mind diseased, said Anne disconsolently. But Marilla thought it a good sign that she had recovered sufficiently to adapt a quotation. The cheerful supper-table, with the twins' bright faces and Marilla's matchless plum-puffs, of which Davy, eight-four, did harden her up considerably after all. She had a good sleep that night and awakened in the morning to find herself and the world transformed. It had snowed softly and thickly all through the hours of darkness, and the beautiful whiteness glittering in the frosty sunshine looked like a mantle of charity cast over all the mistakes and humiliations of the past. Every mourn is a fresh beginning, every mourn is the world made new, sang Anne as she dressed. Owing to the snow she had to go around by the road to school, and she thought it was certainly an impish coincidence that Anthony Pye should have come plowing along just as she left the Green Gables Lane. She felt as guilty as if their positions were reversed, but to her unspeakable astonishment Anthony not only lifted his cap, which he had never done before, but said easily, Kind of bad walking, ain't it? Can I take those books for you, teacher? Anne surrendered her books and wondered if she could possibly be awake. Anthony walked on in silence to the school, but when Anne took her book she smiled down at him, not the stereotyped, kind smile she had so persistently assumed for his benefit, but a sudden outflashing of good comradeship. Anthony smiled. No. If the truth be told, Anthony grinned back. A grin is not generally supposed to be a respectful thing, yet Anne suddenly felt that if she had not yet won Anthony's liking she had, somehow or other, won his respect. Mrs. Rachel Lind came up the next Saturday and confirmed this. Well, Anne, I guess you've won over Anthony Pye, that's what.  Says that whipping you gave him was just as good as a man's. I never expected to win him by whipping him, though, said Anne a little mournfully, feeling that her ideals had clayed her false somewhere. It doesn't seem right. I'm sure my theory of kindness can't be wrong. No, but the Pies are an exception to every known rule, that's what, declared Mrs. Rachel with conviction. Mr. Harrison said, Sauchou'd come to it, when he heard it, and Jane rubbed it in rather unmercifully. CHAPTER XIII A GOLDEN PICNIC Anne, on her way to Orchard Slope, met Diana, bound for Green Gables, just where the mossy old log bridge spanned the brook below the haunted wood, and they sat down by the margin of the dryad's bubble, where tiny ferns were unrolling like curly-headed green pixie folk, waking up from a nap. I was just on my way over to invite you to help me celebrate my birthday on Saturday, said Anne. Your birthday? But your birthday was in March. That wasn't my fault, laughed Anne. If my parents had consulted me, it would never have happened then. I should have chosen to be born in spring, of course. It must be delightful to come into the world with the May flowers and violets. You would always feel that you were their foster sister. But since I didn't, the next best thing is to celebrate my birthday in the spring. Priscilla is coming over Saturday and Jane will be home. We'll all four start off to the woods and spend the golden day making the acquaintance of the spring. We none of us really know her yet, but we'll meet her back there as we never can anywhere else. I want to explore all those fields and lonely places anyhow. I have a conviction that there are scores of beautiful nooks there that have never really been seen, although they may have been looked at. We'll make friends with wind and sky and sun, and bring home the spring in our hearts. It sounds awfully nice, said Diana, with some inward distrust of Anne's magic words. But won't it be very damp in some places yet? Oh, we'll wear rubbers, was Anne's concession to practicalities. And I want you to come over early Saturday morning and help me prepare lunch. I'm going to have the daintiest things possible, things that will match the spring you understand. Little jelly tarts and lady fingers and drop cookies frosted with pink and yellow icing and butter cupcake. And we must have sandwiches too, though they're not very poetical. Saturday proved an ideal day for a picnic. A day of breeze and blue, warm, sunny, with a little rollicking wind blowing across meadow and orchard. Over every sunlit upland and field was a delicate, flower-starred green. Mr. Harrison, harrowing at the back of his farm and feeling some of the spring which worked even in his sober middle-aged blood, saw four girls, basket-laden, tripping across the end of his field where it joined a fringing woodland of birch and fir. Their blithe voices and laughter echoed down to him. It's so easy to be happy on a day like this, isn't it? Anne was saying, with true, annish philosophy. Let's try to make this a really golden day, girls, a day to which we can always look back with delight. We're to seek for beauty and refuse to see anything else. Begone, dull care. Jane, you are thinking of something that went wrong in school yesterday. How do you know? gasped Jane amazed. Oh, I know the expression. I felt it often enough on my own face. But put it out of your mind there's a deer. It will keep till Monday. Or if it doesn't, so much the better. Oh, girls, girls, see that patch of violets? There's something for memory's picture gallery. When I'm eighty years old, if I ever am, I shall shut my eyes and see those violets just as I see them now. That's the first good gift our day has given us. If a kiss could be seen, I think it would look like a violet, said Priscilla. Anne glowed.  This world would be a much more interesting place, although it is very interesting anyhow, if people spoke out their real thoughts. It would be too hot to hold some folks, quoted Jane, sagely. I suppose it might be, but that would be their own faults for thinking nasty things. Anyhow, we can tell all our thoughts today because we are going to have nothing but beautiful thoughts. Everybody can say just what comes into her head. That is conversation. Here's a little path I never saw before. Let's explore it. The path was a winding one, so narrow that the girls walked in single file, and even then the fur boughs brushed their faces. Under the furs were velvety cushions of moss and further on, where the trees were smaller and fewer, the ground was rich in a variety of green growing things. What a lot of elephants ears, exclaimed Diana. I'm going to pick a big bunch, they're so pretty. How did such graceful, feathery things ever come to have such a dreadful name, asked Priscilla. Because the person who first named them either had no imagination at all, or else far too much, said Anne. Oh, girls, look at that! That was a shallow woodland pool in the center of a little open glade where the path ended. Later on in the season it would be dried up and its place filled with a rank growth of ferns, but now it was a glimmering placid sheet round as a saucer and clear as crystal. A ring of slender young birches encircled it, and little ferns fringed its margin. How sweet, said Jane! Let us dance around it like wood nymphs, cried Anne, dropping her basket and extending her hands. For the dance was not a success, for the ground was boggy and Jane's rubbers came off. You can't be a wood nymph if you have to wear rubbers, was her decision. Well, we must name this place before we leave it, said Anne, yielding to the indisputable logic of facts. Everybody suggests a name and will draw lots. Diana? Birch-pool, suggested Diana promptly. Crystal Lake, said Jane. Anne, standing behind them, implored Priscilla with her eyes not to perpetrate another such name, and Priscilla rose to the occasion with glimmer glass. Anne's election was the fairies' mirror. The names were written on strips of birch bark with a pencil school-man Jane produced from her pocket, and placed in Anne's hat.  Crystal Lake, read Jane triumphantly. Crystal Lake it was, and if Anne thought the chance had played the pool a shabby trick, she did not say so. Pushing through the undergrowth beyond, the girls came out to the young, green seclusion of Mr. Silas Sloan's back pasture. Across it they found the entrance to a lane striking up through the woods, and voted to explore it also. It rewarded their quest with a succession of pretty surprises. First, skirting Mr. Sloan's pasture came an archway of wild cherry-trees all in bloom. The girls swung their hats on their arms and wreathed their hair with the creamy, fluffy blossoms. Then the lane turned at right angles and plunged into a spruce wood so thick and dark that they walked in a gloom as of twilight, with not a glimpse of sky or sunlight to be seen. This is where the bad wood elves dwell, whispered Anne. They are impish and malicious, but they can't harm us because they are not allowed to do evil in the spring. There was one peeping at us around that old twisted fir, and didn't you see a group of them on that big, freckly-told stool we just passed? The good fairies always dwell in the sun-shiny places. I wish there really were fairies, said Jane. Wouldn't it be nice to have three wishes granted you, or even only one? What would you wish for, girls, if you could have a wish granted? I'd wish to be rich and beautiful and clever. I'd wish to be tall and slender, said Diana. I would wish to be famous, said Priscilla. Anne thought of her hair, and then dismissed the thought as unworthy. I'd wish it might be spring all the time, and in everybody's heart and all our lives, she said. But that, said Priscilla, would be just wishing this world were like heaven. Only like a part of heaven. In the other parts there would be summer and autumn, yes, and a bit of winter, too. I think I want glittering snowy fields and white frosts in heaven sometimes, don't you, Jane? I—I don't know, said Jane uncomfortably. Jane was a good girl, a member of the church, who tried conscientiously to live up to her profession and believed everything she had been taught. But she never thought about heaven any more than she could help for all that. Many may ask me the other day if we would wear our best dresses every day in heaven, laughed Diana. And didn't you tell her we would? asked Anne. Mercy, no. I told her we wouldn't be thinking of dresses at all there. Oh, I think we will. A little, said Anne earnestly. There'll be plenty of time and all eternity for it without neglecting more important things. I believe we'll all wear beautiful dresses. Or I suppose raiment would be a more suitable way of speaking. I shall want to wear pink for a few centuries at first. It would take me that long to get tired of it, I feel sure. I do love pink, so, and I could never wear it in this world. Past the spruces the lane dipped down into a sunny little open where a log bridge spanned a brook. And then came the glory of a sunlit beachwood where the air was like transparent golden wine and the leaves fresh and green and the wood floor a mosaic of tremulous sunshine. Then more wild cherries and a little valley of lissum fares, and then a hill so steep that the girls lost their breath climbing it, but when they reached the top and came out into the open the prettiest surprise of all awaited them. Beyond were the back fields of the farms that ran out onto the Upper Carmody Road. Just before them, hemmed in by beaches and furs but open to the south, was a little corner, and in it a garden, or what had once been a garden. A tumbledown stone dyke, overgrown with mosses and grass, surrounded it. Along the eastern side ran a row of garden cherry trees, white as snow drift. There were traces of old paths still, and a double line of rose bushes through the middle. But all the rest of the space was a sheet of yellow and white Narcissi. In their areas most lavish, windswayed bloom above the lush, green grasses. Oh, perfectly lovely, three of the girls cried. Anne only gazed in eloquent silence. How in the world does it happen that there ever was a garden back here, said Priscilla in amazement. It must be Hester Gray's garden, said Diana. I've heard mother speak of it, but I never saw it before. And I wouldn't have supposed that it could be in existence still. You've heard the story, Anne. No, but the name seems familiar to me. Oh, you've seen it in the graveyard. She is buried down there in the popular corner. You know the little brown stone with the opening gates carved on it and sacred to the memory of Hester Gray, age twenty-two. Jordan Gray is buried right beside her, but there's no stone to him. It's a wonder, Merilla never told you about it, Anne. To be sure it happened thirty years ago and everybody has forgotten. Well, if there's a story we must have it, said Anne. Let's sit right down here among the Narcissi, and Diana will tell it. Why, girls, there are hundreds of them. They've spread over everything. It looks as if the garden were carpeted with moonshine and sunshine combined. This is a discovery worth making, to think that I've lived within a mile of this place for six years and have never seen it before. Now, Diana. Long ago, began Diana, this farm belonged to old Mr. David Gray. He didn't live on it. He lived where Silas Sloan lives now. He had one son, Jordan, and he went up to Boston one winter to work, and while he was there he fell in love with a girl named Hester Murray. She was working in a store and she hated it. She had been brought up in the country and she always wanted to get back. When Jordan asked her to marry him, she said she would if he'd take her away to some quiet spot where she'd see nothing but fields and trees. So he brought her to Avonlea. Mrs. Linn said he was taking a fearful risk in marrying a Yankee, and it's certain that Hester was very delicate and a very poor housekeeper, but mother says she was very pretty and sweet and Jordan just worshipped the ground she walked on. Well, Mr. Gray gave Jordan this farm and he built a little house back here and Jordan and Hester lived in it for four years. She never went out much and hardly anybody went to see her except mother and Mrs. Linn. Jordan made her this garden and she was just crazy about it and spent most of her time in it. She wasn't much of a housekeeper but she had a knack with flowers. And then she got sick. Mother says she thinks she was in consumption before she ever came here. She never really laid up but just grew weaker and weaker all the time. Jordan wouldn't have anybody to wait on her. He did it all himself. A mother says he was as tender and gentle as a woman. Every day he'd wrap her in her shawl and carry her out to the garden and she'd lie there on a bench quite happy. They say she used to make Jordan kneel down by her every night and morning and pray with her that she might die out in the garden when the time came. And her prayer was answered. One day Jordan carried her out to the bench and then he picked all the roses that were out and heaped them over her and she just smiled up at him and closed her eyes and that, concluded Diana softly, was the end.  What became of Jordan? asked Priscilla. He sold the farm after Hester died and went back to Boston. Mr. J. Bess Sloan bought the farm and hauled the little house out to the road. Jordan died about ten years after and he was brought home and buried beside Hester. I can't understand how she could have wanted to live back here away from everything, said Jane. Oh, I can easily understand that, said Anne thoughtfully. I wouldn't want it myself for a steady thing because, although I love the fields and woods, I love people too. But I can understand it in Hester. She was tired to death of the noise of the big city and the crowds of people always coming and going and carrying nothing for her. She just wanted to escape from it all to some still green friendly place where she could rest. And she got just what she wanted, which is something very few people do, I believe. She had four beautiful years before she died, four years of perfect happiness, so I think she was to be envied more than pitied.  Oh, I think it was beautiful. She set out those cherry trees over there, said Diana. She told Mother she'd never live to eat their fruit, but she wanted to think that something she had planted would go on living and helping to make the world beautiful after she was dead. I'm so glad we came this way, said Anne, the shining eyed. This is my adopted birthday, you know, and this garden and its story is the birthday gift it has given me.  No, only just that she was pretty. I'm rather glad of that, because I can imagine what she looked like without being hampered by facts. I think she was very slight and small, with softly curling dark hair and big, sweet, timid brown eyes and a little wistful pale face. The girls left their baskets in Hester's garden and spent the rest of the afternoon rambling in the woods and fields surrounding it, discovering many pretty nooks and lanes. When they got hungry, they had lunch in the prettiest spot of all, on the steep bank of a gurgling brook where white birches shot up out of long, feathery grasses. The girls sat down by the roots and did full justice to Anne's dainties, even the unpoetical sandwiches being greatly appreciated by hearty, unspoiled appetites sharpened by all the fresh air and exercise they had enjoyed. Anne had brought glasses and lemonade for her guests, but for her own part drank cold brook water from a cup fashioned out of birch bark. The cup leaked, and the water tasted of earth, as brook water is apt to do in spring. But Anne thought it more appropriate to the occasion than lemonade. Look! Do you see that poem? she said, suddenly pointing. Where? Jane and Diana stared, as if expecting to see runic rhymes on the birch trees. There, down in the brook, that old green, mossy log with the water flowing over it and those smooth ripples that look as if they'd been combed, and that single shaft of sunshine falling right aswarted, far down into the pool. Oh! it's the most beautiful poem I ever saw. I should rather call it a picture, said Jane. A poem is lines and verses. Oh! dear me, no! Anne shook her head with its fluffy wild cherry coronal positively. The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem, and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces or you, Jane. The real poem is the soul within them, and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one sees a soul, even of a poem.  Like that, I should think, answered Anne, pointing to a radiance of sifted sunlight streaming through a birch tree. Only with shape and features, of course. I like to fancy souls as being made of light. And some are all shot through with rosy stains and quivers, and some have a soft glitter like moonlight on the sea, and some are pale and transparent like mist at dawn. I read somewhere that souls were like flowers, said Priscilla. Then your soul is a golden narcissist, said Anne, and Diana's is like a red, red rose. Jane's is an apple blossom, pink and wholesome and sweet.  Jane whispered to Diana that she really could not understand what they were talking about, could she? The girls went home by the light of a calm golden sunset, their baskets filled with Narcissus blossoms from Hester's garden, some of which Anne carried to the cemetery next day and laid upon Hester's grave. Minstrel robins were whistling in the furs and the frogs were singing in the marshes. All the basins among the hills were brimmed with topaz and emerald light. Well, we have had a lovely time after all, said Diana, as if she had hardly expected to have it when she set out. It has been a truly golden day, said Priscilla. I'm really awfully fond of the woods myself, said Jane. Anne said nothing. She was looking afar into the western sky and thinking of little Hester Gray. End of Chapter 13 CHAPTER XIV of Anne of Avonlea by Lucy Maud Montgomery Read for LibriVox.org by Karen Savage in February 2008 CHAPTER XIV A DANGER AVERTED Anne, walking home from the post office one Friday evening, was joined by Mrs. Lynde, who was, as usual, combered with all the cares of church and state. I've just been down to Timothy Cotton's to see if I could get Alice Louise to help me for a few days, she said. I had her last week for, though she's too slow to stop quick, she's better than nobody. But she's sick and can't come. Timothy's sitting there, too, coughing and complaining.  That kind can't even die and have done with it. They can't stick to anything, even to being sick long enough to finish it. They're a terrible, shiftless family, and what is to become of them, I don't know. But perhaps Providence does. Mrs. Lynde sighed, as if she rather doubted the extent of providential knowledge on the subject.  What did the specialist think of them, she continued. He was much pleased, said Anne brightly. He says there was a great improvement in them, and he thinks the danger of her losing her sight completely is past. But he says she'll never be able to read much or do any fine handwork again. How are your preparations for your bazaar coming on? The Lady's Aid Society was preparing for a fair and supper, and Mrs. Lynde was the head and front of the enterprise. Pretty well. And that reminds me, Mrs. Allen thinks it would be nice to fix up a booth like an old-time kitchen and serve a supper of baked beans, doughnuts, pie, and so on. We're collecting old-fashioned fixings everywhere. Mrs. Simon Fletcher is going to lend us her mother's braided rugs, and Mrs. Levi Boater some old chairs, and Aunt Mary Shaw will lend us her cupboard with the glass doors. I suppose Marilla will let us have her brass candlesticks, and we want all the old dishes we can get. Mrs. Allen is specially set on having a real blue willow-wear platter if we can find one, but nobody seems to have one. Do you know where we could get one? Miss Josephine Barry has one. I'll write and ask her if she will lend it for the occasion, said Anne. Well, I wish you would. I guess we'll have the supper in about a fortnight's time. Uncle Abe Andrews is prophesying rain and storms for about that time, and that's a pretty sure sign we'll have fine weather. The said Uncle Abe, it may be mentioned, was at least like other prophets in that he had small honour in his own country. He was, in fact, considered in the light of a standing joke, for few of his weather predictions were ever fulfilled. Mr. Elisha Wright, who laboured under the impression that he was a local witt, used to say that nobody in Avonlea ever thought of looking in the charlotte town dailies for weather probabilities. No, they just asked Uncle Abe what it was going to be to-morrow and expected the opposite. Nothing daunted. Uncle Abe kept on prophesying. We want to have the fair over before the election comes off, continued Mrs. Lind, for the candidates will be sure to come and spend lots of money. The Tories are bribing right and left, so they might as well be given a chance to spend their money honestly for once. Anne was a red-hot conservative out of loyalty to Matthew's memory, but she said nothing. She knew better than to get Mrs. Lind started on politics. She had a letter from Marilla, postmarked from a town in British Columbia. It's probably from the children's uncle, she said excitedly when she got home. Oh, Marilla, I wonder what he says about them. The best plan might be to open it and see, said Marilla curtly. A close observer might have thought that she was excited also, but she would have rather died than show it. Anne tore open the letter and glanced over the somewhat untidy and poorly written contents. He says he can't take the children this spring.  He wants to know if we can keep them till the fall, and he'll try and take them then. We will, of course, won't we, Marilla? I don't see that there is anything else for us to do, said Marilla rather grimly, although she felt a secret relief. Anyhow, they're not so much trouble as they were. Or else we've got used to them. Davy has improved a great deal. His manners are certainly better, said Anne cautiously, as if she were not prepared to say as much for his morals. Anne had come home from school the previous evening to find Marilla wait in aid-meeting, Dora sleep on the kitchen sofa, and Davy in the sitting-room closet, blissfully absorbing the contents of a jar of Marilla's famous yellow plum-preserves, company jam, Davy called it, which he had been forbidden to touch. He looked very guilty when Anne pounced on him and whisked him out of the closet. Davy Keith, don't you know that it is very wrong of you to be eating that jam when you were told never to meddle with anything in that closet? Yes, I knew it was wrong, admitted Davy uncomfortably, but plum-jam is awful nice, Anne. I just peeped in, and it looked so good I thought I'd just take a weeny taste. I stuck my finger in, Anne groaned, and licked it clean, and it was so much gooder than I'd ever thought that I got a spoon and just sailed in. Anne gave him such a serious lecture on the sin of stealing plum-jam that Davy became conscience-stricken and promised with repentant kisses never to do it again. Anyhow, there'll be plenty of damn in heaven, that's one comfort, he said complacently, and nipped a smile in the bud. Perhaps there will, if we want it, she said, but what makes you think so? Why, it's in the catechism, said Davy. Oh, no, there's nothing like that in the catechism, Davy. But I tell you there is, persisted Davy. It was in that question Marilla taught me last Sunday. Why should we love God? It says, because he makes preserves and redeems us. Preserves is just a holy way of saying jam. I must get a drink of water, said Anne hastily. When she came back it cost her some time in trouble to explain to Davy that a certain comma in the said catechism question made a great deal of difference in the meaning. Well, I thought it was too good to be true, he said it last with a sigh of disappointed conviction. And besides, I didn't see when he'd find time to make jam if it's one endless Sabbath day, as the hymn says. I don't believe I want to go to heaven. Won't there ever be any Saturdays in heaven, Anne? Yes, Saturdays and every other kind of beautiful days, and every day in heaven will be more beautiful than the one before it, Davy, a short Anne, who was rather glad that Marilla was not by to be shocked. Marilla, it is needless to say, was bringing up the twins in the good old ways of theology and discouraged all fanciful speculations thereupon. Davy and Dora were taught a hymn, a catechism question, and two Bible verses every Sunday. Dora learned meekly and recited like a little machine, with perhaps as much understanding or interest as if she were one. Davy, on the contrary, had a lively curiosity and frequently asked questions which made Marilla tremble for his fate. Chester Sloan says we'll do nothing all the time in heaven but walk around in white dresses and play on harps. And he says he hopes he won't have to go till he's an old man, because maybe he'll like it better than. And he thinks it'll be hard to wear dresses, and I think so too. Why can't men angels wear trousers, Anne? Chester Sloan is interested in those things, because they're going to make a minister of him.  She thought a minister was such a respectable thing to have in a family. Chester says he doesn't mind much, though he'd rather be a blacksmith. But he's bound to have all the fun he can before he begins to be a minister, because he doesn't expect to have much afterwards. I ain't going to be a minister. I'm going to be a storekeeper, like Mr. Blair, and keep heaps of candy and bananas. But I'd rather like going to your kind of a heaven if they'd let me play a mouth organ instead of a harp. Do you suppose they would? Yes, I think they would, if you wanted it, was all Anne could trust herself to say. The Avis met at Mr. Harmon Andrews that evening, and a full attendance had been requested, since important business was to be discussed. The Avis was in a flourishing condition, and had already accomplished wonders. Early in the spring Mr. Major Spencer had redeemed his promise, and had stumped, graded, and seated down all the road-front of his farm. A dozen other men, some prompted by a determination not to let a Spencer get ahead of them, others goaded into action by improvers in their own households, had followed his example. The result was that there were long strips of smooth velvet turf where ones had been unsightly undergrowth or brush. The farm fronts that had not been done looked so badly by contrast that their owners were secretly shamed into resolving to see what they could do another spring. The triangle of ground at the crossroads had also been cleared and seated down, and Anne's bed of geraniums, unharmed by any marauding cow, was already set out in the centre. All together the improvers thought that they were getting on beautifully, even if Mr. Levi Bolter, tactfully approached by a carefully selected committee in regard to the old house on his upper farm, did bluntly tell them that he wasn't going to have it meddled with. At this special meeting they intended to draw up a petition to the school trustees, humbly praying that a fence be put around the school grounds, and a plan was also to be discussed for planting a few ornamental trees by the church if the funds of the society would permit of it, or, as Anne said, there was no use in starting another subscription as long as the hall remained blue. The members were assembled in the Andrews Parlor, and Jane was already on her feet to move the appointment of a committee which should find out and report on the price of said trees, when Gertie Pie swept in, pompadourred and filled within an inch of her life. Gertie had a habit of being late, to make her entrance more effective, spiteful people said. Gertie's entrance in this instance was certainly effective, for she paused dramatically on the middle of the floor, threw up her hands, rolled her eyes and exclaimed, I've just heard something perfectly awful. What do you think? Mr. Judson Parker is going to rent all the road-fence of his farm to a patent medicine company to paint advertisements on. For once in her life, Gertie Pie made all the sensations she desired. If she had thrown a bomb among the complacent improvers, she could hardly have made more. It can't be true, said Anne blankly. That's just what I said when I heard it first, don't you know? said Gertie, who was enjoying herself hugely. I said it couldn't be true, that Judson Parker wouldn't have the heart to do it, don't you know? But Father met him this afternoon and asked him about it, and he said it was true. Just fancy. His farm is side-on to the Newbridge Road and how perfectly awful it will look to see advertisements of pills and plasters all along it, don't you know? The improvers did know. All too well. Even the least imaginative among them could picture the grotesque effect of half a mile of board-fence adorned with such advertisements. All thought of church and school grounds vanished before this new danger. Parliamentary rules and regulations were forgotten, and Anne, in despair, gave up trying to keep minutes at all. Everybody talked at once, and fearful was the hubbub. Oh, let us keep calm, implored Anne, who was the most excited of them all, and try to think of some way of preventing him. I don't know how you're going to prevent him, exclaimed Jane bitterly. Everybody knows what Judson Parker is. He'd do anything for money. He hasn't a spark of public spirit or any sense of the beautiful. The prospect looked rather unpromising. Judson Parker and his sister were the only Parkers in Avonlea, so that no leverage could be exerted by family connections. Martha Parker was a lady of all two certain age, who disapproved of young people in general, and the improvers in particular. Judson was a jovial, smooth-spoken man, so uniformly good-natured and bland, that it was surprising how few friends he had. Perhaps he had got the better in too many business transactions, which seldom makes for popularity. He was reputed to be very sharp, and it was the general opinion that he hadn't much principle. If Judson Parker has a chance to turn an honest penny, as he says himself, he'll never lose it, declared Fred Wright. Is there nobody who has any influence over him? asked Anne despairingly. He goes to see Louisa Spencer at White Sands, suggested Kerry Sloan. Perhaps she could coax him not to rent his fences. Not she, said Gilbert emphatically. I know Louisa Spencer well. She doesn't believe in village improvement societies, but she does believe in dollars and cents. She'd be more likely to urge Judson on than to dissuade him. The only thing to do is to appoint a committee to wait on him of protest, said Julia Bell, and you must send girls, for he'd hardly be civil to boys. But I won't go, so nobody need nominate me. Better send Anne alone, said Oliver Sloan. She can talk Judson over if anybody can. Anne protested. She was willing to go and do the talking, but she must have others with her for moral support. Diana and Jane were therefore appointed to support her morally, and the improvers broke up, buzzing like angry bees with indignation. Anne was so worried that she didn't sleep until nearly morning, and then she dreamed that the trustees had put a fence around the school and painted tri-purple pills all over it. The committee waited on Judson Parker the next afternoon. Anne pleaded eloquently against his nefarious design, and Jane and Diana supported her morally and valiantly. Judson was sleek, suave, flattering, paid them several compliments of the delicacy of some flowers, felt real bad to refuse such charming young ladies, but business was business, couldn't afford to let sentiments stand in the way these hard times. But I'll tell you what I will do, he said with a twinkle in his light full eyes. I'll tell the agent that he must use only handsome, tasty colors, red and yellow and so on. I'll tell him he mustn't paint the ads blue on any account. The vanquished committee retired, thinking things not lawful to be uttered. We have done all we can do, and must simply trust the rest of Providence, said Jane, with an unconscious imitation of Mrs. Linn's tone and manner. I wonder if Mr. Allen could do anything, reflected Diana. Anne shook her head. No, it's no use to worry Mr. Allen, especially now when the baby's so sick. Judson would slip away from him as smoothly as from us, although he has taken to going to church quite regularly just now. That is simply because Louis Suspenser's father is an elder and very particular about such things. Judson Parker is the only man in Avonlea who would dream of renting his fences, said Jane indignantly. Even Levi Bolter or Lorenzo White would never stoop to that, tight-fisted as they are. They would have too much respect for public opinion. Public opinion was certainly down on Judson Parker when the facts became known, but that did not help matters much. Judson chuckled to himself and defied it, and the improvers were trying to reconcile themselves to the prospect of seeing the prettiest part of the Newbridge Road defaced by advertisements, when Anne rose quietly at the President's call for reports of committees on the occasion of the next meeting of the Society, and announced that Mr. Judson Parker had instructed her to inform the Society that he was not going to rent his fences to the Patent Medicine Company. Jane and Diana stared, as if they found it hard to believe their ears. Parliamentary etiquette, which was generally very strictly enforced in the Avis, forbade them giving instant vent to their curiosity, but after the Society adjourned, Anne was besieged for explanations. Anne had no explanation to give. Judson Parker had overtaken her on the road the preceding evening, and told her that he had decided to humor the Avis in its peculiar prejudice against Patent Medicine advertisements. That was all Anne would say, then or ever afterwards, and it was the simple truth. But when Jane Anne was on her way home, confided to Oliver Sloan her firm belief that there was more behind Judson Parker's mysterious change of heart than Anne Shirley had revealed, she spoke the truth also. Anne had been down to old Mrs. Irving's on the shore road the preceding evening, and had come home by a shortcut which led her first over the low, lying shore-fields, and then through the beech-wood below Robert Dixon's by a little footpath that ran out of the main road just above the Lake of Shining Waters, known to unimaginative people as berries pond. Two men were sitting in their buggies, rained off to the side of the road, and arrested the entrance of the path. One was Judson Parker, the other was Jerry Corcoran, a newbridge man against whom, as Mrs. Lindwood had told to an eloquent italics, nothing shady had ever been proved. He was an agent for agricultural implements and a prominent personage in matters political. He had a finger, and some people said all his fingers, in every political pie that was cooked. And as Canada was on the eve of a general election, Jerry Corcoran had been a busy man for many weeks, canvassing the county in the interests of his party's candidate. Just as Anne emerged from under the overhanging beach-boughs, she heard Corcoran say, if you'll vote for Aimsbury Parker—well, I have a note for that pair of Harrows you've got in the spring. I suppose you wouldn't object to having it back, eh? Well, since you put it that way, draw Judson with a grin. I reckon I might as well do it. A man must look out for his own interests in these hard times. Both saw Anne at this moment, and conversation abruptly ceased. Anne bowed frostily and walked on, with her chin slightly more tilted than usual. Soon Judson Parker overtook her. Have a lift, Anne? He inquired genially. Thank you, no! said Anne politely, but with a fine needle-like disdain in her voice that pierced even Judson Parker's none-too-sensitive consciousness. His face reddened, and he twitched his reins angrily, but the next second prudential considerations checked him. He looked uneasily at Anne, as she walked steadily on, glancing neither to the right nor to the left. Had she heard Corcoran's unmistakable offer and his own two-plane acceptance of it? Confound Corcoran. If he couldn't put his meaning into less dangerous phrases, he'd get into trouble some of these long-come shorts. And confound red-headed school-mams with a habit of popping out of Beachwoods where they had no business to be. If Anne had heard, Judson Parker measuring her cord in his own half-bushel, as the country-saying went, and cheating himself there by, as such people generally do, believed that she would tell it far and wide. Now, Judson Parker, as has been seen, was not overly regardedful of public opinion. But to be known as having accepted a bribe would be a nasty thing, and if it ever reached Isaac Spencer's ears, farewell forever to all hope of winning Louisa Jane with her comfortable prospects is the heiress of a well-to-do farmer. Judson Parker knew that Mr. Spencer looked somewhat as scant at him as it was. He could not afford to take any risks. Anne. I have been wanting to see you about that little matter we were discussing the other day. I have decided not to let my fences to that company, after all.  Anne thawed out the mirror's trifle. Thank you, she said. And—and you needn't mention that little conversation of mine with Jerry. I have no intention of mentioning it in any case, said Anne, icily, for she would have seen every fence in Avonlea painted with advertisements before she would have stooped a bargain with a man who would sell his vote. Just so, just so, agreed Judson, imagining that they understood each other beautifully. I didn't suppose you would. Of course I was only stringing Jerry. He thinks he's so all-fired, cute, and smart. I have no intention of voting for Aimsbury. I'm going to vote for Grant, as I've always done. You'll see that when the election comes off. I just led Jerry on to see if he would commit himself. And it's all right about the fence. You can tell the improver's that. It takes all sorts of people to make a world, as I've often heard. But I think there are some who could be spared, Anne told her reflection in the East Gable Mirror that night. I wouldn't have mentioned the disgraceful thing to a soul anyhow, so my conscience is clear on that score. I really don't know who or what is to be thanked for this. I did nothing to bring it about, and it's hard to believe that Providence ever works by means of the kind of politics men like Judson, Parkrun, Jerry, Corcoran have. CHAPTER XV The Beginning of Vacation Anne locked the schoolhouse door on a still yellow evening when the winds were purring in the spruces around the playground and the shadows were long and lazy by the edge of the woods. She dropped the key into her pocket with a sigh of satisfaction. The school year was ended. She had been re-engaged for the next with many expressions of satisfaction. Only Mr. Harmon Andrews told her she ought to use the strap oftener, and two delightful months of a well-earned vacation beckoned her invitingly. Anne felt at peace with the world and herself as she walked down the hill with her basket of flowers in her hand. Since the earliest May flowers Anne had never missed her weekly pilgrimage to Matthew's grave. Everyone else in Avonlea except Marilla had already forgotten quiet, shy, unimportant Matthew Cuthbert, but his memory was still green in Anne's heart and always would be. She could never forget the kind old man who had been the first to give her the love and sympathy her starved childhood had craved. At the foot of the hill a boy was sitting on the fence in the shadow of the spruces, a boy with big, dreamy eyes and a beautiful, sensitive face. He swung down and joined Anne, smiling, but there were traces of tears on his cheeks. I thought I'd wait for you, Teacher, because I knew you were going to the graveyard, he said, slipping his hand into hers. I'm going there too. I'm taking this bouquet of geraniums to put on Grandpa Irving's grave for Grandma.  But don't you think she'll know all about it just the same? Yes, I'm sure she will, Paul.  It's such a long, long time, but it hurts just as much as ever. And I miss her just as much as ever. Sometimes it seems to me that I just can't bear it it hurts so. Paul's voice quivered and his lip trembled. He looked down at his roses, hoping that his teacher would not notice the tears in his eyes. And yet, said Anne, very softly, you wouldn't want it to stop hurting.  No, indeed I wouldn't. That's just the way I feel. You're so good at understanding, Teacher. Nobody else understands so well, not even Grandma, although she's so good to me. Father understood pretty well, but still I couldn't talk much to him about mother because it made him feel so bad. When he put his hand over his face I always knew it was time to stop. Poor Father. He must be dreadfully lonesome without me. But you see, he has nobody but a housekeeper now, and he thinks housekeepers are no good to bring up little boys, especially when he has to be away from home so much on business. Grandmothers are better next to mothers. Someday when I'm brought up I'll go back to Father and we're never going to be parted again. Paul had talked so much to Anne about his mother and father that she felt as if she had known them. She thought his mother must have been very like what he was himself in temperament and disposition. And she had an idea that Stephen Irving was a rather reserved man with a deep and tender nature which he kept hidden scrupulously from the world. Father's not very easy to get acquainted with, Paul had said once. I never got really acquainted with him until after my little mother died. But he splendid when you do get to know him. I love him best in all the world and Grandma Irving next, and then you, teacher. I'd love you next to Father if it wasn't my duty to love Grandma Irving best, because she's doing so much for me. You know, teacher. I wish she would leave the lamp in my room till I go to sleep, though.  I'm not scared, but I'd rather have the light.  I expect she spoiled me. Mothers do sometimes, you know. No. Anne did not know this, although she might imagine it.  Anne could not remember her mother, and for this reason she almost envied Paul. My birthday is next week, said Paul, as they walked up the long red hill basking in the June sunshine, and Father wrote me that he is sending me something that he thinks I like better than anything else he could send. I believe it has come already, for Grandma is keeping the bookcase drawer locked and that is something new. And when I asked her why, she just looked mysterious and said little boys mustn't be too curious. It's very exciting to have a birthday, isn't it? I'll be eleven. You'd never think it to look at me, would you? Grandma says I'm very small for my age and that it's all because I don't eat enough porridge. I do my very best, but Grandma gives such generous platefuls. There's nothing mean about Grandma, I can tell you.  But I've never been able to do it yet, and whether it's because I have too little grace or too much porridge, I really can't decide. Grandma says Father was brought up on porridge, and it certainly did work well in his case, for you ought to see the shoulders he has. But sometimes, concluded Paul with a sigh and a meditative air, I really think porridge will be the death of me. Anne permitted herself a smile, since Paul was not looking at her. All Avonlea knew that old Mrs. Irving was bringing her grandson up in accordance with the good old-fashioned methods of diet and morals. Let us hope not, dear, she said cheerfully. How are your rock people coming on? Does the oldest twin still continue to behave himself? He has to, said Paul emphatically. He knows I won't associate with him if he doesn't. He is really full of wickedness, I think. And has Nora found out about the Golden Lady yet? No, but I think she suspects. I'm almost sure she watched me the last time I went to the cave. I don't mind if she finds out. It is only for her sake I don't want her to, so that her feelings won't be hurt. But if she is determined to have her feelings hurt it can't be helped.  Paul shook his head gravely. No, I don't think you could see my rock people. I'm the only person who could see them. But you could see rock people of your own.  We're both that kind.  Isn't it splendid to be that kind, teacher? Splendid, Anne agreed, gray shining eyes looking down into blue shining ones. Anne and Paul both knew how fair the realm imagination opens to the view, and both knew the way to that happy land. There the rows of joy bloomed immortal by dale and stream, clouds never darkened the sunny sky, sweet bells never jangled out of tune, and kindred spirits abounded. The knowledge of that land's geography, east to the sun, west to the moon, is priceless lore, not to be bought in any marketplace. It must be the gift of the good fairies at birth, and the years can never deface it or take it away. It is better to possess it, living in a garret, than to be the inhabitant of palaces without it. The heavenly graveyard was as yet the grass-grown solitude it had always been. To be sure, the improvers had an eye on it, and Priscilla Grant had read a paper on cemeteries before the last meeting of the society. At some future time the improvers meant to have the likened, wayward old board-fence replaced by a neat wire railing, the grass moan, and the leaning monuments straightened up. Anne put on Matthew's grave the flower she had brought for it, and then went over to the little poplar-shaded corner where Hester Gray slept. Ever since the day of the spring picnic Anne had put flowers on Hester's grave when she visited Matthew's. The evening before she had made a pilgrimage back to the little deserted garden in the woods, and brought there from some of Hester's own white roses. I thought you would like them better than any others, dear, she said softly. Anne was still sitting there when a shadow fell over the grass, and she looked up to see Mrs. Allen. They walked home together. Mrs. Allen's face was not the face of the girl bride whom the minister had brought to Avonlea five years before. It had lost some of its bloom and youthful curves, and there were fine patient lines about eyes and mouth. A tiny grave in that very cemetery accounted for some of them, and some new ones had come during the recent illness now happily over of her little son. But Mrs. Allen's dimples were as sweet and sudden as ever. Her eyes is clear and bright and true, and what her face lacked of girlish beauty was now more than atoned for and added tenderness and strength. I suppose you are looking forward to your vacation, Anne, she said, as they left the graveyard. Anne nodded. Yes, I could roll the word as a sweet morsel under my tongue. I think the summer is going to be lovely. For one thing Mrs. Morgan is coming to the island in July, and Priscilla is going to bring her up. I feel one of my old thrills at the mere thought. I hope you'll have a good time, Anne. You've worked very hard this past year, and you have succeeded. Oh, I don't know. I've come so far short in so many things. I haven't done what I meant to do when I began to teach last fall. I haven't lived up to my ideals. None of us ever do, said Mrs. Allen with a sigh. But then, Anne, you know what Lowell says. Not failure but low aim is crime. We must have ideals and try to live up to them, even if we never quite succeed. Life would be a sorry business without them. With them it's grand and great. Hold fast to your ideals, Anne. I shall try. But I have to let go of most of my theories, said Anne, laughing a little. I had the most beautiful set of theories you ever knew when I started out as a schoolman, but every one of them has failed me at some pinch or another. Even the theory on corporal punishment teased Mrs. Allen. But Anne flushed. I shall never forgive myself for whipping Anthony. Nonsense, dear! He deserved it. Anne had agreed with him. You have had no trouble with him since, and he has come to think there's nobody like you. Your kindness won his love after the idea that a girl was no good was rooted out of his stubborn mind. He may have deserved it, but that is not the point. If I had calmly and deliberately decided to whip him because I thought it a just punishment for him, I would not feel over it as I do. But the true fiss, Mrs. Allen, that I just flew into a temper and whipped him because of that. I wasn't thinking whether it was just or unjust. Even if he hadn't deserved it, I'd have done it just the same. That is what humiliates me. Well, we all make mistakes, dear, so just put it behind you. We should regret our mistakes and learn from them, but never carry them forward into the future with us. There goes Gilbert Blython, his wheel. Home for his vacation, too, I suppose. How are you and he getting on with your studies? Pretty well. We plan to finish the Virgil tonight. There are only twenty lines to do. Then we are not going to study any more until September. Do you think you will ever get to college? Oh, I don't know. Anne looked dreamily afar into the opal, tinted horizon. Marilla's eyes will never be much better than they are now, although we are so thankful to think that they will not get worse. And then there are the twins. Somehow I don't believe their uncle will ever really send for them. Perhaps college may be around the bend in the road, but I haven't got to the bend yet, and I don't think much about it lest I might grow discontented. Well, I should like to see you go to college, Anne. But if you never do, don't be discontented about it. We make our own lives wherever we are, after all. College can only help us to do it more easily. They are broad or narrow according to what we put into them, not what we get out. Life is rich and full here, everywhere, if we can only learn how to open our whole hearts to its richness and fullness. I think I understand what you mean, said Anne thoughtfully. And I know I have so much to feel thankful for. Oh, so much. My work, and Paul Irving, and the dear twins, and all my friends. Do you know, Mrs. Allen, I'm so thankful for friendship. It beautifies life so much. True friendship is a very helpful thing indeed, said Mrs. Allen, and we should have a very high ideal of it and never sully it by any failure in truth and sincerity. I fear the name of friendship is often degraded to a kind of intimacy that has nothing of real friendship in it. Yes, like Gertie Pies and Julia Bells. They are very intimate and go everywhere together, but Gertie is always saying nasty things of Julia behind her back and everybody thinks she is jealous of her because she is always so pleased when anybody criticizes Julia. I think it is desecration to call that friendship. If we have friends we should look only for the best in them and give them the best that is in us, don't you think? Then friendship would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Friendship is beautiful, smiled Mrs. Allen, but some day. Then she paused abruptly. In the delicate white-browed face beside her with its candid eyes and mobile features there was still far more of the child than of the woman. Anne's heart so far harbored only dreams of friendship and ambition and Mrs. Allen did not wish to brush the bloom from her sweet unconsciousness. So she left her sentence for the future years to finish. CHAPTER XVI Anne, said Davy, appealingly, scrambling up on the shiny leather-covered sofa in the Green Gables kitchen where Anne sat reading a letter, Anne, I'm awful hungry, you've no idea. I'll get you a piece of bread and butter in a minute, said Anne absently. Her letter evidently contained some exciting news, for her cheeks were as pink as the roses on the big bush outside and her eyes were as starry as only Anne's eyes could be. But I ain't bread and butter hungry, said Davy in a disgusted tone. I'm plum-cake hungry. Oh, laughed Anne, laying down her letter and putting her arm about Davy to give him a squeeze. That's a kind of hunger that can be endured very comfortably, Davy-boy. You know it's one of Marilla's rules that you can't have anything but bread and butter between meals. Well, give me a piece then. Please. Davy had at last been taught to say please, but he generally tacked it on as an afterthought. He looked with approval at the generous slice Anne presently brought to him. You always put such a nice lot of butter on it, Anne. Marilla spreads it pretty thin. It slips down a lot easier when there's plenty of butter. The slice slipped down with tolerable ease, judging from its rapid disappearance. Davy slid headfirst off the sofa, turned a double somersault on the rug, and then sat up and announced decidedly, Anne, I've made up my mind about Heaven. I don't want to go there. Why not? asked Anne gravely. Because Heaven is in Simon Fletcher's garret, and I don't like Simon Fletcher. Heaven in Simon Fletcher's garret? gasped Anne, too amazed even to laugh.  Melty Bolter says that's where it is. It was last Sunday in Sunday school. The lesson was about Elijah and Elisha, and I up and asked Miss Rogerson where Heaven was. Miss Rogerson looked awful offended. She was cross anyhow, because when she'd asked us what Elijah left Elisha when he went to Heaven, Melty Bolter said his old clothes, and asked fellas all laugh before we thought. I wish you could think first and do things afterwards, because then you wouldn't do them. But Melty didn't mean to be disrespectful. He just couldn't think of the name of the thing. Miss Rogerson says Heaven was where God was, and I wasn't to ask questions like that. Melty nudged me and said in a whisper, Heaven's an Uncle Simon's garret, and I'll explain about it on the way home. So when we was coming home he explained. Melty's a great hand at explaining things. Even if he don't know anything about a thing he'll make up a lot of stuff, and so you get it explained all the same. His mother is Mrs. Simon's sister, and he went with her to the funeral when his cousin Jane Ellen died. The minister said she'd gone to Heaven, though Melty says she was lying right before them in the coffin. But he's supposed they carried the coffin to the garret afterwards. Well, when Melty and his mother went upstairs after it was all over to get her bonnet, he asked her where Heaven was that Jane Ellen had gone to, and she pointed right to the ceiling and said, up there. Melty knew there wasn't anything but the garret over the ceiling, so that's how he found out, and he's been awful scared to go to his Uncle Simon's ever since. Heaven took Davy on her knee and did her best to straighten out this theological tangle also. She was much better fitted for the task than Marilla, for she remembered her own childhood, and had an instinctive understanding of the curious ideas that seven-year-olds sometimes get about matters that are, of course, very plain and simple to grown-up people. She had just succeeded in convincing Davy that Heaven was not, in Simon Fletcher's garret, when Marilla came in from the garden where she and Dora had been picking peas. Dora was an industrious little soul, and never happier than when helping in various small tasks suited to her chubby fingers. She fed chickens, picked up chips, wiped dishes, and ran errands galore. She was neat, faithful, and observant. She never had to be told how to do a thing twice and never forgot any of her little duties. Davy, on the other hand, was rather heedless and forgetful, but he had the born knack of winning love, and even yet Anne and Marilla liked him the better. While Dora proudly shelled the peas and Davy made boats of the ponds with masts of matches and sails of paper, Anne told Marilla about the wonderful contents of her letter. Oh, Marilla, what do you think? I've had a letter from Priscilla, and she says that Mrs. Morgan is on the island, and that if it is fine Thursday they are going to drive up to Avonlea, and will reach here about twelve. They will spend the afternoon with us and go to the hotel at White Sands in the evening, because some of Mrs. Morgan's American friends are staying there. Oh, Marilla, isn't it wonderful? I can hardly believe I'm not dreaming. I daresay Mrs. Morgan is a lot like other people, said Marilla dryly, although she did feel a trifle excited herself. Mrs. Morgan was a famous woman, and a visit from her was no common place occurrence. They'll be here to dinner, then. Yes, and oh, Marilla, may I cook every bit of the dinner myself? I want to feel that I can do something for the author of the Rosebud Garden, if it is only to cook a dinner for her. You won't mind, will you? Goodness, I'm not so fond of stewing over a hot fire in July that it would vex me very much to have someone else do it. You're quite welcome to the job. Oh, thank you, said Anne, as if Marilla had just conferred a tremendous favour. I'll make out the menu this very night. You'd better not try to put on too much style, warned Marilla, a little alarmed by the high-flown sound of menu. You'll likely come to grief if you do. Oh, I'm not going to put on any style if you mean trying to do or have things we don't usually have on festal occasions, assured Anne. That would be affectation. And although I know I haven't as much sense and steadiness as a girl of seventeen and a schoolteacher ought to have, I'm not so silly as that. But I want to have everything as nice and dainty as possible. Davy boy, don't leave those pea pods on the back stairs. Someone might slip on them. I'll have a light soup to begin with. You know I can make lovely cream of onion soup. And then a couple of roast fowls. I'll have the two white roosters. I have real affection for those roosters, and they've been pets ever since the grey hen hatched out just the two of them, little balls of yellow down. But I knew they would have to be sacrificed some time, and surely there couldn't be a worthier occasion than this. But, oh, Marilla, I cannot kill them. Not even for Mrs. Morgan's sake. I'll have to ask John Henry Carter to come over and do it for me. I'll do it, volunteered Davy, if Marilla will hold them by the legs, because I guess it'd take both my hands to manage the axe. It's awful jolly to see them hopping about after their heads are cut off. Then I'll have peas and beans and cream potatoes and a lettuce salad for vegetables, resumed Anne. And for dessert, lemon pie with whipped cream and coffee and cheese and ladyfingers. I'll make the pies and ladyfingers to-morrow, and do up my white muslin dress. And I must tell Diana to-night, for she'll want to do up hers. Mrs. Morgan's heroines are nearly always dressed in white muslin, and Diana and I have always resolved that that was what we would wear if we ever met her. It will be such a delicate compliment, don't you think? Davy, dear, you mustn't poke pee-pods into the cracks of the floor. I must ask Mr. and Mrs. Allen and Miss Stacy did in her, too, for they're all very anxious to meet Mrs. Morgan. It's so fortunate she's coming while Miss Stacy is here. Davy, dear, don't sail the pee-pods in the water bucket. Go out to the trough. Oh, I do hope it will be fine Thursday. And I think it will, for Uncle Abe said last night when he called it Mr. Harrison that it was going to rain most of this week. That's a good sign, agreed Marilla. Anne ran across to Orchard's slope that evening to tell the news to Diana, who was also very much excited over it, and they discussed the matter in the hammock swung under the big willow in the berry garden. Oh, Anne, may I help you cook the dinner, implored Diana? You know I can make splendid lettuce salad. Indeed you may, said Anne unselfishly. And I shall want you to help me decorate, too. I mean to have the parlor simply a bower of blossoms, and the dining table is to be adorned with wild roses. Oh, I do hope everything will go smoothly. Mrs. Morgan's heroines never get into scrapes or are taken at a disadvantage, and they are always so self-possessed in such good housekeepers. They seem to be born good housekeepers. You remember that Gertrude and Edgwood Daze kept house for her father when she was only eight years old. When I was eight years old, I hardly knew how to do a thing except bring up children. Mrs. Morgan must be an authority on girls when she has written so much about them, and I do want her to have a good opinion of us. I've imagined it all out a dozen different ways. What she'll look like, and what she'll say, and what I'll say, and I'm so anxious about my nose. There are seven freckles on it, as you can see. They came at the avus picnic when I went around in the sun without my hat. I suppose it's ungrateful of me to worry over them when I should be thankful they're not spread all over my face as they once were. But I do wish they hadn't come. All Mrs. Morgan's heroines have such perfect complexions. I can't recall a freckled one among them. Yours are not very noticeable, comforted Diana. Try a little lemon juice on them to-night. The next day Anne made her pies in ladyfingers, did up her muslin dress, and swept and dusted every room in the house, a quite unnecessary proceeding, for Green Gables was, as usual, in the apple pie order dear to Marilla's heart. But Anne felt that a fleck of dust would be a desecration in a house that was to be honoured by a visit from Charlotte E. Morgan. She even cleaned out the catch-all closet under the stairs, although there was not the remotest possibility of Mrs. Morgan seeing its interior. But I want to feel that it is in perfect order, even if she isn't to see it, Anne told Marilla. You know, in her book Golden Keys, she makes her two heroines, Alice and Louisa, take for their motto that verse of longfellows. In the elder days of art builders rot with greatest care, each minute an unseen part, for the gods see everywhere. And so they always kept their cellar stairs scrubbed, and never forgot to sweep under the beds. I should have a guilty conscience if I thought this closet was in disorder when Mrs. Morgan was in the house. Ever since we read Golden Keys last April, Diana and I have taken that verse for our motto, too. That night John Henry Carter and Davy between them contrived to execute the two white roosters, and Anne dressed them, the usually distasteful task glorified in her eyes by the destination of the plump birds. I don't like picking fowls, she told Marilla, but isn't it fortunate we don't have to put our souls into what our hands may be doing? I've been picking chickens with my hands, but in imagination I've been roaming the milky way. I thought you'd scattered more feathers over the floor than usual, remarked Marilla. Then Anne put Davy to bed, and made him promise that he would behave perfectly the next day. If I'm as good as good can be all day to-morrow, will you let me be just as bad as I like all the next day? asked Davy. I couldn't do that, said Anne discreetly. But I'll take you and Dora for a row in the flat right to the bottom of the pond, and we'll go ashore on the sand hills and have a picnic. It's a bargain, said Davy. I'll be good, you bet. I meant to go over to Mr. Harrison's and fire peas for my new pop-gun at Ginger, but another day'll do as well. I expect it'll be just like Sunday, but a picnic at the shore'll make up for that. CHAPTER XVII. A CHAPTER OF ACCIDENCE. Anne woke three times in the night and made pilgrimages to her window to make sure that Uncle Abe's prediction was not coming true. Finally the morning dawned pearly and lustrous in a sky full of silver sheen and radiance, and the wonderful day had arrived. Diana appeared soon after breakfast with a basket of flowers over one arm and her muslin dress over the other, for it would not do to don it until all the dinner preparations were completed. Meanwhile she wore her afternoon pink print and a lawn apron fearfully and wonderfully ruffled and frilled, and very neat and pretty and rosy she was. "'You look simply sweet,' said Anne, admiringly. Diana sighed. "'But I've had to let out every one of my dresses again. I weigh four pounds more than I did in July. Anne, where will this end? Mrs. Morgan's heroines are all tall and slender. Well, let's forget our troubles and think of our mercies,' said Anne gaily. "'Mrs. Allen says that whenever we think of anything that is a trial to us, we should also think of something nice that we can set over against it. If you are slightly too plump, you've got the dearest impulse, and if I have a freckled nose, the shape of it is all right. Do you think the lemon juice did any good?' "'Yes, I really think it did,' said Diana critically, and much elated, Anne led the way to the garden, which was full of airy shadows and wavering golden nights. We'll decorate the parlour first. We have plenty of time. For Priscilla said they'd be here about twelve or half past the latest, so we'll have dinner at one.' "'There may have been two happier and more excited girls somewhere in Canada or the United States at that moment, but I doubt it. Every snip of the scissors as rose and peony and bluebell fell seemed to chirp Mrs. Morgan is coming to-day.' Anne wondered how Mr. Harrison could go on placidly mowing hay in the field across the lane, just as if nothing were going to happen. The parlour at Green Gables was a rather severe and gloomy apartment, with rigid horsehair furniture, stiff lace curtains and white anti-maccasors that were always laid at a perfectly correct angle, except at such times as they clung to unfortunate people's buttons. Even Anne had never been able to infuse much grace into it, for Marilla would not permit any alterations. But it is wonderful what flowers can accomplish if you give them a fair chance. When Anne and Diana finished with the room, you would not have recognized it. A great blue bowl full of snowballs overflowed on the polished table. The shining black mantelpiece was heaped with roses and ferns. Every shelf of the what-not held a sheaf of bluebells. The dark corners on either side of the grate were lighted up with jars full of glowing crimson peonies, and the grate itself was aflame with yellow poppies. All this splendour and colour mingled with the sunshine falling through the honeysuckle vines at the windows in a leafy riot of dancing shadows over walls and floor, made of the usually dismal little room the veritable bower of Anne's imagination, and even extorted a tribute of admiration from Marilla, who came in to criticise and remained to praise. Now we must set the table, said Anne, in the tone of a priestess about to perform some sacred rite in honour of a divinity.  The table was set in the sitting-room, with Marilla's finest linen and the best china, glass and silver. You may be perfectly certain that every article placed on it was polished or scoured to the highest possible perfection of gloss and glitter. Then the girls tripped out to the kitchen, which was filled with appetising odours emanating from the oven, where the chickens were already sizzling splendidly. Anne prepared the potatoes, and Diana got the peas and beans ready. Then, while Diana shut herself into the pantry to compound the lettuce salad, Anne, whose cheeks were already beginning to glow crimson as much with excitement as from the heat of the fire, prepared the bread-sauce for the chickens, minced her onions for the soup, and finally whipped the cream for her lemon pies. And what about Davey all this time? Was he redeeming his promise to be good? He was indeed. To be sure, he insisted on remaining in the kitchen, for his curiosity wanted to see all that went on. But as he sat quietly in a corner, busily engaged in untying the knots in a piece of herring-net he had brought home from his last trip to the shore, nobody objected to this. At half-past eleven the lettuce salad was made, the golden circles of the pies were heaped with the whipped cream, and everything was sizzling and bubbling that ought to sizzle in bubble. We'd better go and rest now, said Anne, for they may be here by twelve. We must have dinner at sharp one, for the soup must be served as soon as it's done. Serious indeed were the toilet rites presently performed in the east gable. Anne peered anxiously at her nose, and rejoiced to see that its freckles were not at all prominent, thanks either to the lemon juice or to the unusual flush on her cheeks. When they were ready they looked quite as sweet and trim and girlish as ever did any of Mrs. Morgan's heroines. I do hope I'll be able to say something once in a while, and not sit like a mute, said Diana anxiously. All Mrs. Morgan's heroines converse so beautifully that I'm afraid I'll be tongue-tied and stupid, and I'll be sure to say I seen. I haven't often said it since Miss Stacy taught here, but in moments of excitement it's sure to pop out. Anne, if I were to say I seen before Mrs. Morgan I'd die of mortification, and it would be almost as bad to have nothing to say. I'm nervous about a good many things, said Anne, but I don't think there is much fear that I won't be able to talk. And to do our justice, there wasn't. Anne shouted her muslin glories in a big apron and went down to concoct her soup. Marilla had dressed herself and the twins and looked more excited than she had ever been known to look before. At half-past twelve the Allens and Miss Stacy came. Everything was going well, but Anne was beginning to feel nervous. It was surely time for Priscilla and Mrs. Morgan to arrive. She made frequent trips to the gate and looked as anxiously down the lane as ever her namesake and the blue-beard story appeared from her tower casement. Suppose they don't come at all, she said piteously. Don't suppose it. It would be too mean, said Diana, who, however, was beginning to have uncomfortable misgivings on the subject. Anne, said Marilla, coming out from the parlor, Miss Stacy wants to see Miss Barry's willow-wear platter. Anne hastened to the sitting-room closet to get the platter. She had, in accordance with her promise to Mrs. Lynde, written to Miss Barry of Charlottetown, asking for the loan of it. Miss Barry was an old friend of Anne's and she promptly sent the platter out, with a letter exhorting Anne to be very careful of it, for she had paid twenty dollars for it. The platter had served its purpose at the aid bazaar, and had then been returned to the Green Gable's closet, for Anne would not trust anybody but herself to take it back to town. She carried the platter carefully to the front door where her guests were enjoying the cool breeze that blew up from the brook. It was examined and admired. Then, just as Anne had taken it back into her own hands, a terrific, crashant clatter sounded from the kitchen pantry. Marilla, Diana, and Anne fled out, the latter pausing only long enough to set the precious platter hastily down on the second step of the stairs. When they reached the pantry a truly harrowing spectacle met their eyes. A guilty-looking small boy scrambling down from the table with his clean-print blouse liberally plastered with yellow filling, and on the table of a shattered remnants of what had been two brave, becreamed lemon pies. Davy had finished raveling out his herring net and had wound the twine into a ball. Then he had gone into the pantry to put it up on the shelf above the table, where he already kept a score or so of similar balls, which, so far as could be discovered, served no useful purpose save to yield the joy of possession. Davy had to climb on the table and reach over to the shelf at a dangerous angle, something he had been forbidden by Marilla to do, as he had come to grief once before in the experiment. The result in this instance was disastrous. Davy slipped and came sprawling squarely down on the lemon pies. His clean blouse was ruined for that time, and the pies for all time. It is, however, an ill wind that blows nobody good, and the pig was eventually the gainer by Davy's mischance. Davy, Keith, said Marilla, shaking him by the shoulder, didn't I forbid you to climb up on that table again, didn't I? I forgot, whimpered Davy. You've told me not to do such an awful lot of things that I can't remember them all. Well, you march upstairs and stay there till after dinner. Perhaps you'll get them sorted out in your memory by that time. No, Anne. Never you mind interceding for him.  That was an accident. I'm punishing him for his disobedience. Go, Davy, I say. Ain't I to have any dinner? Well, Davy, you can come down after dinner is over and have yours in the kitchen. Oh, all right, said Davy, somewhat comforted. I know Anne'll save some nice bones for me. Won't you, Anne? Because you know I didn't mean to fall on the pies. Say, Anne, since they are spoiled, can I take some of the pieces upstairs with me? No, no lemon pie for you, Master Davy, said Marilla, pushing him toward the hall. What shall we do for dessert? asked Anne, looking regretfully at the wreck and ruin. Get out a crock of strawberry preserves, said Marilla, consolingly. There's plenty of whipped cream left in the bowl for it. One o'clock came. But no Priscilla or Mrs. Morgan. Anne was in an agony. Everything was done to return, and the soup was just what soup should be, but couldn't be depended on to remain so for any length of time. I don't believe they're coming after all, said Marilla crossly. Anne and Diana sought comfort in each other's eyes. At half past one Marilla again emerged from the parlor. Girls, we must have dinner. Everybody is hungry, and it's no use waiting any longer. Priscilla and Mrs. Morgan are not coming, that's plain, and nothing is being improved by waiting. Anne and Diana set about lifting the dinner, with all the zest gone out of the performance. I don't believe I'll be able to eat a mouthful, said Diana dolefully, nor I. But I hope everything will be nice for Miss Stacy and Mr. and Mrs. Alan's sakes, said Anne listlessly. When Diana dished the peas, she tasted them, and a very peculiar expression crossed her face. Anne, did you put sugar in these peas? Yes, said Anne, mashing the potatoes with the air of one expected to do her duty. I put a spoonful of sugar in. We always do. Don't you like it? But I put a spoonful in, too, when I set them on the stove, said Diana. Anne dropped her masher and tasted the peas also. Then she made a grimace. How awful! I never dreamed you had put sugar in, because I knew your mother never does. I happen to think of it, for a wonder. I'm always forgetting it. So I popped a spoonful in. It's a case of too many cooks, I guess, said Marilla, who had listened to this dialogue with a rather guilty expression. I didn't think you'd remember about the sugar, Anne, for I'm perfectly certain you never did before, so I put in a spoonful. The guests in the parlor heard peel after peel of laughter from the kitchen, but they never knew what the fun was about. There were no green peas on the dinner table that day, however. Well, said Anne, sobering down again with a sigh of recollection, we have the salad anyhow, and I don't think anything has happened to the beans. Let's carry the things in and get it over. It cannot be said that that dinner was a notable success socially. The Allens and Miss Stacy exerted themselves to save the situation, and Marilla's customary placidity was not noticeably ruffled. But Anne and Diana, between their disappointment and the reaction from their excitement of the forenoon, could neither talk nor eat. Anne tried heroically to bear her part in the conversation for the sake of her guests, but all the sparkle had been quenched in her for the time being, and in spite of her love for the Allens and Miss Stacy, she couldn't help thinking how nice it would be when everybody had gone home, and she could bury her weariness and disappointment in the pillows of the East Gable. There is an old proverb that really seems at times to be inspired. It never rains but it pours. The measure of that day's tribulations was not yet full. Just as Mr. Allen had finished returning thanks, there arose a strange, ominous sound on the stairs, as of some hard, heavy object bounding from step to step, finishing up with a grand smash at the bottom. Everybody ran out into the hall and gave a shriek of dismay. At the bottom of the stairs lay a big, pink conch shell amid the fragments of what had been Miss Barry's platter, and at the top of the stairs knelt a terrified Davey, gazing down with wide open eyes at the havoc. Davey, said Marilla ominously, did you throw that conch down on purpose? No, I never did, whimpered Davey.  Don't blame Davey, said Anne, gathering up the fragments with trembling fingers. It was my fault. I set that platter there and forgot all about it. I am properly punished for my carelessness. But oh, what will Miss Barry say? Well, you know she only bought it, so it isn't the same as if it was an heirloom, said Diana, trying to console. The guests went away soon after, feeling that it was the most tactful thing to do, and Anne and Diana washed the dishes, talking less than they had ever been known to do before. Then Diana went home with a headache, and Anne went with another to the East Gable, where she stayed until Marilla came home from the post-office at Sunset, with a letter from Priscilla, written the day before. Mrs. Morgan had sprained her angle so severely that she could not leave her room. And oh, Anne dear, wrote Priscilla, I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid we won't get up to Green Gables at all now, for by the time Auntie's ankle is well she will have to go back to Toronto. She has to be there by a certain date. Well, sighed Anne, laying the letter down on the red sandstone step of the back porch where she was sitting, while the twilight rained down out of a dappled sky. I always thought it was too good to be true that Mrs. Morgan should really come. But there, that speech sounds as pessimistic as Miss Eliza Andrews, and I am ashamed of making it. After all, it was not too good to be true. Things just as good and far better are coming true for me all the time. And I suppose the events of today have a funny side too. Perhaps when Diana and I are old and gray we shall be able to laugh over them. But I feel that I can't expect to do it before then, for it has truly been a bitter disappointment. You'll probably have a good many more and worse disappointments than that before you get through life, said Marilla, who honestly thought he was making a comforting speech. It seems to me, Anne, that you are never going to outgrow your fashion of setting your heart so on things and then crashing down into despair because you don't get them. I know I'm too much inclined that way, agreed Anne ruefully. When I think something nice is going to happen I seem to fly right up on the wings of anticipation. And then the first thing I realize I drop down to earth with a thud. But really, Marilla, the flying part is glorious as long as it lasts. It's like soaring through a sunset. I think it almost pays for the thud. Well, maybe it does, admitted Marilla. I'd rather walk calmly along and do without both flying and thud. But everybody has her own way of living. I used to think there was only one right way. But since I've had you and the twins to bring up I don't feel so sure of it. What are you going to do about Miss Barry's platter? Pay her back the twenty dollars she paid for it, I suppose. I'm so thankful it wasn't a cherished heirloom because then no money could replace it. Maybe you could find one like it somewhere and buy it for her. I'm afraid not. Platters as old as that are very scarce. Mrs. Linn couldn't find one anywhere for the supper. I only wish I could, for of course Miss Barry would just as soon have one platter as another if both were equally old and genuine. Marilla, look at that big star over Mr. Harrison's Maple Grove with all that hollybush of silvery sky about it. It gives me a feeling that it's like a prayer. After all, when one can see stars and skies like that, little disappointments and accidents can't matter so much, can they? Where is Davy? said Marilla with an indifferent glance at the star. In bed. I've promised to take him and Dora to the shore for a picnic to-morrow. Of course, the original agreement was that he must be good, but he tried to be good, and I hadn't the heart to disappoint him. You'll drown yourself or the twins rowing about the pond in that flat, grumbled Marilla. I've lived here for sixty years and I've never been on the pond yet. Well, it's never too late to mend, said Anne roguishly. Suppose you come with us to-morrow. We'll shut Green Gables up and spend the whole day at the shore daffing the world aside. No, thank you," said Marilla with indignant emphasis. I'd be a nice sight, wouldn't I, rowing down the pond in a flat? I think I hear Rachel pronouncing on it. There is Mr. Harrison driving away somewhere. Do you suppose there is any truth in the gossip that Mr. Harrison is going to see Isabella Andrews? No, I'm sure there isn't. He just called there one evening on business with Mr. Harmon Andrews and Mrs. Harmon saw him and said she knew he was courting because he had a white collar on. I don't believe Mr. Harrison will ever marry. He seems to have a prejudice against marriage. Well, you can never tell about those old bachelors, and if he had a white collar on I'd agree with Rachel that it looks suspicious, for I'm sure he was never seen with one before. I think he only put it on because he wanted to conclude a business deal with Harmon Andrews, said Anne. I've heard him say that's the only time a man needs to be particular about his appearance, because if he looks prosperous the party of the second part won't be so likely to try to cheat him. I really feel sorry for Mr. Harrison. I don't believe he feels satisfied with his life. It must be very lonely to have no one to care about except a parrot, don't you think? But I notice Mr. Harrison doesn't like to be pitied. Nobody does, I imagine. There is Gilbert coming up the lane, said Marilla. If he wants you to go for a row on the pond, mind you put on your coat and rubbers. There's a heavy dew to-night. CHAPTER XVIII Anne, said Davy, sitting up in bed and propping his chin on his hands. Anne, where is sleep? People go to sleep every night, and of course I know it's the place where I do the things I dream, but I want to know where it is and how I get there and back without knowing anything about it. And am I nighty, too? Where is it? Anne was kneeling at the west gable window watching the sunset sky that was like a great flower with petals of crocus and a heart of fiery yellow. She turned her head at Davy's question and answered dreamily, over the mountains of the moon, down the valley of the shadow. Paul Irving would have known the meaning of this, or made a meaning out of it for himself if he didn't, but practical Davy, who, as Anne often despairingly remarked, hadn't a particle of imagination, was only puzzled and disgusted. Anne, I believe you're just talking nonsense. Of course I was, dear boy. Don't you know that it is only very foolish folk who talk sense all the time? Well, I think you might give a sensible answer when I ask a sensible question, said Davy in an injured tone.  But she felt rather ashamed of saying it, for had she not in keen remembrance of many similar snubs administered in her own early years solemnly vowed that she would never tell any child it was too little to understand, yet here she was doing it, so wide sometimes as the gulf between theory and practice. Well, I'm doing my best to grow, said Davy, but it's a thing you can't hurry much. If Marilla wasn't so stingy with her jam I believe I'd grow a lot faster. Marilla is not stingy, Davy, said Anne severely. It is very ungrateful of you to say such a thing. There's another word that means the same thing and sounds a lot better, but I don't just remember it, said Davy, frowning intently. I heard Marilla say she was it herself the other day. If you mean economical, it's a very different thing from being stingy. It is an excellent trait in a person if she is economical. If Marilla had been stingy she wouldn't have taken you and Dora when your mother died. Would you have liked to live with Mrs. Wiggins? You just sped I wouldn't. Davy was emphatic on that point. Nor I don't want to go out to Uncle Richard neither. I'd far rather live here, even if Marilla is that long-tailed word when it comes to jam, because you're here, Anne. Say, Anne, won't you tell me a story before I go to sleep? I don't want a fairy story. They're all right for girls, I suppose, but I want something exciting, lots of killing and shooting in it and a house on fire and interesting things like that. Fortunately for Anne, Marilla called out of this moment from her room. Anne, Diana signalling at a great rate you'd better see what she wants. Anne ran to the east gable and saw flashes of light coming through the twilight from Diana's window in groups of five, which meant, according to their old childish code, come over at once for I have something important to reveal. Anne threw her white shawl over her head and hastened through the haunted wood and across Mr. Bell's pasture-corner to Orchard's slope. I've good news for you, Anne, said Diana. Mother and I have just got home from Carmody, and I saw Mary Sentner from Spencer Vale in Mr. Blair's store. She says the old cop girls on the Tory Road have a willow-ware platter, and she thinks it's exactly like the one we had at the supper. She says they'll likely sell it for Martha Coppe has never been known to keep anything she could sell, but if they won't, there's a platter at Wesley Kieson's in Spencer Vale, and she knows they'd sell it, but she isn't sure it's just the same kind as Aunt Josephine's. I'll go right over to Spencer Vale after it tomorrow, said Anne resolutely, and you must come with me. It will be such a weight off my mind, for I have to go to town day after tomorrow, and how can I face your Aunt Josephine without a willow-ware platter? It would be even worse than the time I had to confess about jumping on the spare-room bed. Both girls laughed over the old memory, concerning which, if any of my readers are ignorant and curious, I must refer them to Anne's earlier history. The next afternoon the girls fared forth on their platter-hunting expedition. It was ten miles to Spencer Vale, and the day was not especially pleasant for travelling. It was very warm and windless, and the dust on the road was such as might have been expected after six weeks of dry weather. Oh, I do wish it would rain soon, sighed Anne. Everything is so parched up. The poor fields just seemed pitiful to me, and the trees seemed to be stretching out their hands, pleading for rain. As for my garden, it hurts me every time I go into it. I suppose I shouldn't complain about a garden when the farmer's crops are suffering so. Mr. Harrison says his pastures are so scorched up that his poor cows can hardly get a bite to eat, and he feels guilty of cruelty to animals every time he meets their eyes. After a weird sum drive the girls reached Spencer Vale and turned down the Tory Road, a green, solitary highway where the strips of grass between the wheel-tracks bore evidence to lack of travel. Along most of its extent it was lined with thick-set young spruces crowding down to the roadway, with here and there a break where the backfield of a Spencer Vale farm came out to the fence, or an expensive stumps was aflame with fire-weed and gold-umrod. Why is it called the Tory Road? asked Anne. Mr. Allen says it is on the principle of calling a place a grove because there are no trees in it, said Diana. For nobody lives along the road except the cop-girls and old Martin Boyver at the further end, who is a liberal. The Tory Government ran the road through when they were in power just to show they were doing something. Diana's father was a liberal, for which reason she and Anne never discussed politics. Green Gables folk had always been conservatives. Finally the girls came to the old cop homestead, a place of such exceeding external neatness that even Green Gables would have suffered by contrast. The house was a very old-fashioned one, situated on a slope, which fact had necessitated the building of a stone basement under one end. The house and outbuildings were all whitewashed to a condition of blinding perfection and not a weed was visible in the prim kitchen garden surrounded by its white pailing. The shades are all down, said Diana ruefully. I believe that nobody is home. This proved to be the case. The girls looked at each other in perplexity. I don't know what to do, said Anne. If I were sure the platter was the right kind I would not mind waiting until they came home. But if it isn't it may be too late to go to Wesley Kieson's afterwards. Diana looked at a certain little square window over the basement. That is the pantry window, I feel sure, she said, because this house is just like Uncle Charles's at Newbridge, and that is their pantry window. The shade isn't down, so if we climbed up on the roof of that little house we could look into the pantry and might be able to see the platter. Do you think it would be any harm? No, I don't think so, decided Anne after due reflection, since our motive is not idle curiosity. This important point of ethics being settled and prepared to mount the aforesaid little house, a construction of lathes with a peaked roof which had in times past served as a habitation for ducks. The cop girls had given up keeping ducks, because they were such untidy birds, and the house had not been in use for some years, save as an abode of correction for setting hens. Although scrupulously whitewashed it had become somewhat shaky, and Anne felt rather dubious as she scrambled up from the vantage point of a keg placed on a box. I'm afraid it won't bear my weight, she said as she gingerly stepped on the roof. Lean on the windowsill, advised Diana, and Anne accordingly leaned. Much to her delight, she saw as she peered through the pain a willow-ware platter, exactly such as she was in quest of, on the shelf in front of the window. So much she saw before the catastrophe came. In her joy Anne forgot the precarious nature of her footing, incautiously ceased to lean on the windowsill, gave an impulsive little hop of pleasure, and the next moment she had crashed through the roof up to her armpits, and there she hung, quite unable to extricate herself. Anne dashed into the duck-house, and, seizing her unfortunate friend by the waist, tried to draw her down. Ow! Don't! shrieked poor Anne. There were some long splinters sticking into me. See if we can put something under my feet, and then perhaps I can draw myself up. Diana hastily dragged in the previously mentioned keg, and Anne found that it was just sufficiently high to furnish a secure resting-place for her feet, but she could not release herself. Could I pull you out if I crawled up, suggested Diana? Punch her head, hopelessly. No. The splinters hurt too badly. If you can find an axe you might chop me out, though. Oh, dear! I do really begin to believe that I was born under an ill-omance star. Diana searched faithfully, but no axe was to be found. I'll have to go for help, she said, returning to the prisoner. No, indeed you won't, said Anne vehemently.  No, we must just wait until the cop-girls come home and bind them to secrecy. They'll know where the axe is and get me out. I'm not uncomfortable as long as I keep perfectly still. Not uncomfortable in body, I mean. I wonder what the cop-girls value this house at. I shall have to pay for the damage I've done, but I wouldn't mind that if I were only sure they would understand my motive in peeping in at their pantry window. My sole comfort is that the platter is just the kind I want, and if Miss Cop will only sell it to me I shall be resigned to what has happened. What if the cop-girls don't come home until after night, or till to-morrow? suggested Diana. If they're not backed by sunset you'll have to go for other assistants, I suppose, said Anne reluctantly, but you mustn't go until you really have to. Oh, dear, this is a dreadful predicament. I wouldn't mind my misfortune so much if they were romantic, as Mrs. Morgan's heroines always are, but they are always just simply ridiculous. Fancy what the cop-girls will think when they drive into their yard and see a girl's head and shoulder sticking up out of the roof of one of their outhouses. Listen, is that a wagon? No, Diana, I believe it is thunder. Thunder it was, undoubtedly, and Diana, having made a hasty pilgrimage around the house, returned to announce that a very black cloud was rising rapidly in the northwest. I believe we're going to have a heavy thundershower, she exclaimed in dismay. Oh, Anne, what will we do? We must prepare for it, said Anne, tranquilly. A thunderstorm seemed a trifle in comparison with what had already happened. It better drive the horse and buggy into that open shed. Fortunately my parasol is in the buggy. Here, take my hat with you. Marilla told me I was a goose to put on my best hat to come to the Tory Road, and she was right, as she always is. Diana untied the pony and drove into the shed, just as the first heavy drops of rain fell. There she sat and watched the resulting downpour, which was so thick and heavy that she could hardly see Anne through it, holding the parasol bravely over her bare head. There was not a great deal of thunder, but for the best part of an hour the rain came merrily down. Occasionally Anne slanted back her parasol and waved an encouraging hand to her friend, but conversation at that distance was quite out of the question. Finally the rain ceased, the sun came out, and Diana ventured across the puddles of the yard. Did you get very wet? she asked anxiously. Oh, no! returned Anne cheerfully. My head and shoulders are quite dry, and my skirt is only a little damp, but the rain beat through the lades. Don't pity me, Diana, for I haven't minded it at all. I kept thinking how much good the rain will do, and how glad my garden must be f