I ain't had nothin' since nothin' had me. Come here, come here, come here. Yo, got here real bad? Come here, come here.  You want that water? Auntie coming to get her a hanger. I already got a logo. Come here, come here, come here.  Your Thursday weren't three-fifty to you.  You like his wife. She look like she's about to touch her forehead. Hey, Chico. She look like Samuel Jackson on the low.  There are snakes on this motherfuckin' plane. Yeah, I hope they die.   And she gonna win, too. Whatever, Batman.   Hey, hey, how long? Just so you can think about it. Big girl twerking, yeah, you know she not frontin'. Got the red on, lookin' like the staples easy button. There you know it's goin' down.    That's what she bout. I want her to take her wig out and be herself. Like, hey, let me see your real hair one day. Do you have a, what do you have to? Chico, back up, man. You might catch a charge. Back up. You scared me, fly. What do you have?  Her mom is black?  What?  What you sayin' Chico? What I say ain't that you said? She pregnant. Who you find, girl? Back in 1970 to me. That's that big girl confidence. She got that V8 in her head. She was on cocaine. Keep it going. She was on cocaine. Keep it going, keep it going.  Well, I know how to walk in them motherfuckers. You don't know how many too big shoes I done had, boy. Shit, yeah. Can't let them bitches flop. They see the flop, they gon' be like, hey, what wrong with your shoes? Nothin'? Nah, you lookin' at my shoes. She went from loose leg to loose shoes, man. Yeah, all black, you know what's goin' down. Hey, she do it the worst. She probably got a pack of Newport stuff in her purse. We in Kansas City. We doin' it live. We got the nigga from the crowd on the drums gettin' live. You see the 100, man.   Niggas ride the motherfuckers. One of the most important motherfuckers in the world.  You don't take rides with strangers. And that's how all you do is ride with strangers. Every knee. You don't know who this nigga is. He's gonna be a cold-blooded serial killer. But you gotta go to the mall and you ain't got no car.   Let me see that. I will counsel quick. Okay, I got time for you.   You blew it. You blew it.  What you say that was pretty sick? Hey, mermaid.  Y'all didn't even see.  Yes, you did. I was sayin' if they was payin' attention. What's up? How y'all livin' tonight? Nah, we in Kansas City. What's up with y'all? Man, make some noise here. What's up, everybody up top? Up top! We talkin' about back up there in the little middle. It's a little middle part right there. Got the good booth seats. Oh, y'all ain't makin' nothin' more. Ain't no lit. We gotta keep you cold in the building, look. Where? Oh, there she go. Hey, yo, yo, yo, folks, still got that booth. Look at this crowd, bro. We got everybody in here. Oh, look at R.T. still. That's right, R.T. Yes, that's right, baby. You got leather sleeves.  You got leather sleeves. That's who Frank Luke is. Auntie wore the whole leather outfit. That was Frank Luke's first girlfriend. Right. Auntie looked like she ain't gonna see Patty LaBele tonight.   She was sang for Patty LaBele. She been dressed in 5.30 this evening. Walk around the living room. Tisha, which wine's nice? Look, that's crazy. Nah, she got on that tusset. She ain't gonna get mustard.  Shit, three weeks. She got all the time and she forgot to put on the yodere.  I like that. That's class. No, my man right here playing. You got on the 3D glasses from the movie. You supposed to get O's back when you leave, nigga. Ah!  You supposed to drop him back in the bin.   You got three gangsta niggas sitting next to a public defender.  Ah!  That is hilarious. You do look like a lawyer though. Where you get that top from?  He got James on. He said a Nissan. That nigga is the top social worker in Kansas City. I know it. That nigga is that pointy. You look like rock on the TV show. We just saw him the time. You ever watched that? He said, oh yeah, that's my era right there. I just seen the movie that he was in with her. Samuel Jackson. For real, what was his name?  Samuel Jackson was old for a long time. Samuel Jackson came in the game old. Samuel Jackson was old on coming to America. That's real. What's up, white dude? Look, all the white dudes. Who are you talking about? I was just talking to the one in the front. Yeah, I remember that. He was at the show the last time. He was supporting black people. You remember you?  You support niggas? You call them niggas? That's right. He was like, I support niggas. I forgot. I didn't know he came to a show before that.  Like, hey, you want to do something fun? That's you right there? Yeah.   That's your man. You like him?  All the standards you had, he met the motherfuckers.  Okay, try to leave him.  She said, straight up. You said, take care, you're different, don't you? You want the 401k and everything? You can have it, Keisha.   Right.  I ain't living over here. I get it, you in the will. How many kids you got? Five kids and they call them daddy? Oh, that's why he did. That's why you got you that white man. I don't care, I'll raise him like the mind. Take him on down fishing and everything. You say what? I love you and your kids. White man, don't call them kids. Listen here, Leticia, I love you and them youngins. Hey, I love all those colored kids like they're mine. Like they're mine.  All the goddamn time. They be saying, you're in my own house. In your own house.   Listen, I met her in scratch like she ain't half a dime. I mean Maloney started to turn red up this motherfucker like, all right, that's enough. Hey, don't be speaking about my youngins. Oh, that nigga out of caravan.  You see the light of white, man? Oh, I got it, yeah, I got the C.   Somebody with a strong voice. Nigga, they got seats at the, they might need seats. They're standing room only. These niggas looking at us like they're in the aquarium. Yep, these motherfuckers are. This lady right here just asked me when I'm coming back. I am here right now, lady.  Up there like this. Hell nah, this show is crazy. They deep up there. They didn't put the lights on them. There we go. Now we can see y'all. Oh, above them. Oh, oh, nah, these niggas up there. Oh, my God. Yes, nigga. Those niggas. Oh, these niggas snuck out through the roof. Ain't no way they got no tiggas all the way up there. It's an interest at this motherfucker in the back. They didn't climb the whole building.  Those are bats.  Those are human bats. They so far back. The light man arm got tired.   Them tiggas was free. They just had to wait. Oh, you know I got to give them a shout out. Shout out to all the couples that had broke up, but you had bought these tickets already, so y'all ain't here.  We're still going. I mean, if you want to go. They ain't going with nobody else. Salute to my man that was in here on FaceTime with his daughter. That was love right there, man. I salute that. You know what I mean? Making sure your daughter know you love her. That's important. We need you to be at that too. We need you to be. Excuse me? Of course she too young. I don't know about that. The baby in the building. Whole baby. Whole? My man right here? Whole. That's what it is.   Boy, I'm in KC. Boy, where ya at? I'm in Alabama. I'm pulling up. Give me 12 hours. What'd you say, nigga? He said he got it. We straight? He's speaking another language. I don't want that. Nah, you can keep that weed. Here are two goddamn aggressive.  Look, I got that motherfucking loud. Whatever you need. Take some with you anyway. Look at me, you son. God damn. Ain't no saying no out here.   That's what I heard. She had been niggas. They just throwing niggas away? See, they're his people.  He was close to the home. What happened? Some Kansas niggas hating? So one nigga hated an everybody went to jail? Damn. Yeah. He's one nigga. One nigga hating an everybody going to jail. You think she's sweet? Yeah, yeah. I don't like all that negativity. You just got to look on the bright side. The streets is hiring. There's some drug dealer positions over here. The streets is hiring about 25 niggas for the streets. I'm scared. You better get out the street. You don't know who the police. Yeah, yeah. Everybody the police now, niggas be recording they self-knowing crimes. You know what I mean? They locked up. I do, nigga. You went live. You went live last night shooting that niggas. Told you I was going to do it.   Niggas wondering. Somebody auntie don't know how to sit out. She probably in the gang out this motherfucker. Play with auntie if you want to. That's the leader of the set. You going to buy me a drink? All right. You going to buy me a drink? Damn, nigga.  Goodness gracious. Dammit, you niggas me. Niggas got on a dammit stop sign. That ain't your money. Even the white dude got a chain. The white dude, the plug. They brought him to the show.  We going out. They been together for a long time. They look good right there. No, no. Damn, man. That's a mermaid. She's white. Leave her alone. Wow. She got on a prom dress too.  She ain't going to the middle school dance. Boy. Boy, she about to ask you to prom, nigga. Do you have, what do you have to? Chico, back up, man. You might catch a charge. Back up. You scared me, flap. What do you have?  Her mom's blood? Oh, she gave her blunt for you, Carlos. It got crack in it. Yeah, you ain't going to hit this. Uh-uh. What about that? I don't want to get it confused. Yeah, keep it on you. You hit that low. She going to be walking around dressed like you going to the prom.  So you're Carlos going to do the rest of the shows with hot bottoms on. Man, just in case you want it. You know, it's going to be right here. Don't put her blunt down. He also got damn rude. Why you bullshitting? That's probably the strongest weed in the world right there. She can save this.  You're right.  She's like, she ain't going to host the Wheel of Fortune. I feel you, baby. You need... That's the whole new...  It's people. I'm about to stop taking y'all places. No, but that's it. That's all she came for was to get that blunt.   Hell yeah. Come on.    Yeah, you like it.  Come on.  You like, man.   I can't. I can't. She get my DNA.   Come on.    You was already doing that. Why did you stop to ask me that? Why do y'all call it a cock? Why do y'all call it a cock? Listen, I speak for myself. I can't speak for anyone else.  That ain't even disrespectful.  Nah. Wee-wee is worse than that, man.  Oh, look at that little wee-wee you got. Okay. I'm gonna tell you something worse than that.   Uh-uh. I got one worse than that.  Ding-a-ling. Ding-a-ling. This is not a dick-a-ling.   This is a dick-a-ling. That's a little wee-dee worm. Ding-a-ling. Ding-a-ling? There. Make sure you leave the mystery blunt. The ding-a-ling. They just make some noise. They want some ding-a-ling. They don't want that.  Ding-a-ling swing. I can't make it.  That's what you're giving when you're an old man. When you're like 60 or plus. Let me right over here to Miss Johnson House. Drop this ding-a-ling over. See, it fit an old nigga down there. It fit an old nigga. Yeah, I gave it an old ding-a-ling. Shit. That motherfucker be a wrinkle when it come out. So, what you trying to do? The ding-a-ling got Alzheimer's.  Shit. He got it shaking. I'm back.  Come on, baby.  Strong again, like the 60s. It be hard, but they don't get up. Mm-mm. It still got the skin. It's too much skin. Niggas, did you just peel the skin back? The little goofy nigga. Hey, man.  I don't know what's wrong with that nigga, but he is seriously ill. Oh, I know you ain't talking. Let me tell you, hold up. The show is funny, but the afterwards when we take pictures with y'all, let me tell you what the...  Oh, she even wears, it look like she be like, so what? I had sex for ice cream. And it was perfect. They look just like the girls that be on more during the motherfucking joint.   I do what I want to do. Then they be looking at the camera from all different angles.   So what?  The last land be the meanest one.  That's the one that make the mama son cry those things. But look, though, it always be the old nigga that be in the bed like this. I don't know why they think we going out. We just friends. I already know Emily from high school. Oh, you talking about the baby father?  That baby father more than shit, man. We got to start finding some of these niggas that was on there and see what's going on. Anybody ever been on more? Niggas ain't going to raise their hand for that. What? I'm out of here. You was on more? I believe you.  You are not the father. You must hear how she was yelling. When she went, her the nigga was the father. That's how she made the exact same noise. He is the father. That's how she made the exact same noise. He is the father. He just got hit by a car, man.  They be like, he ain't the father. I knew he was. It always be the nigga with the camera. He was the daddy. Then that nigga, Mori, come around, rubbing their back, and it's going to be all right. No, it's not, Mori. It is, it is, it is. No, it's not. No, it's not. I mean, I'm still going to help you. I'm still going to help you. I'm still going to help you. Are you sure? Yes, I still love them like they might.  He ain't going to help.  I think that was my baby.  My favorite excuse women use on this show when it ain't the father. She always be like, it can't be with one other person. Who, bitch? And he dead. Ah!  Yeah, they come back many times. Now, this is Ashley's eighth time. They be the only one to turn around. Y'all know who it is.  You can tell when they not going to be the father because the business always say that one thing before they reveal the results. Now, are you sure? Jerome is the father. Nigga be the bad lady. When she 1,000% show is over. And you can tell when they are going to be the father because the nigga always bring his new girlfriend when he come.   Okay, watch. When it comes to little Jerome, John Whitfield. Now, before we reveal the results. You ready? Before we reveal the results. I want to ask you, if you are the father, are you going to take care of your responsibilities? I'm going to do what a real nigga is supposed to do. I'm going to start by from time to time. Are you okay with that, Miss Wilson? Alright, well, no further ado, the people won't know. John Whitfield, in the case of Little Loose Lake, you are the father.  We need to go find out who that 0.9 belongs to.  Exactly, nigga. It's a 0.8% another nigga baby.  It's always the same. Crazy, man. Damn, we all got one body part that belongs to another nigga. Don't play with me. That's why your face look different. Nigga been here like, Jerome, that look like the Vonte, right? Anybody here pregnant? Pregnant right now. Your baby not mad in here. Stop laughing. All the pregnant ladies up top? You pregnant or you just look pregnant?  What you saying, chico? She pregnant. Who you find, girl? Back in 1970. That's that big girl confidence. I love it. She is. That's right, big girl. That's right. Big women in here make some noise. That's right. Look at you. Y'all, please stop going around asking niggas.   Right. I love big girls. They so soft.    When you be like right there on the stitty that's where the titty meet the stomach. The stitty. You laying in the little titty crease. You fall in between the girls.    I'm sorry.  And you doing it too? Yeah, I did. And you can lift your leg up. Damn. That's dangerous. She pulled it when she lifted her leg up. Is that in her pants? Yeah, she going to have to slide it down her leg. That's what it is. That's right, baby. Yeah, I love it.   Two asses. Nah, that's something cool. I like to call that the kuchi hoodie. It just protects the kuchi. Yeah, yeah. And it's getting cold. You need that cup on the kuchi so it don't get pneumonia. They ain't gangsta though.   Yeah, I can try that though. It's new to the white man right there.  What's up with you, dude?  Man, be on Pond Stars. Yeah, we got a 76 Chevy piece coming in. Where you from, G? Arizona. You came here from? Arizona? You work in Kansas.   Yeah, they got you. Y'all on Spirit Airlines.  Every time you laugh, move. Laid forward wherever they at. Go that way. Exactly. They don't say nigga like, nigga. They didn't split y'all up. That's not your girl right there, is it? Oh, okay. No, that's his girl. Hey, that's what Martin Luther King dreamed about, nigga. Salute. There you go.  Yes, it did. Have a baby. Take over. Yes, it did. They gonna be mad.  You having a baby? Now, how are we gonna be pure? Y'all just look like some random man's couple.  Got in a truck stuff. And then a biker gang. No, he not. Are you in a motorcycle gang? I told you. He driving a truck, nigga.  I can tell by the way he got his bandana.   You gonna play football or nothing.  You ain't got it in your pocket.  Well, like he ain't been to sleep in 23 hours, but he a truck driver.  Quick trip. Race track. It's going down. Truck running right now. Been nothing. When you meet your lady at door. Y'all was playing pool. I bet you can't beat me to some of that pool.   He threw the can. I bet he threw the game. We wanted to win later, not at the pool. So who won? He did. She said I won the game.  He is a winner. Y'all... He said I won the game. Yeah, I see you cool, that nigga that spilled your Hennessy. Oh, you fucking... I hear a little man, that Hennessy was too strong.  You losing. That nigga is winning.  Yeah, just keep your arms crossed, man. Who ain't here on that Hennessy tonight? That nigga right there. Oh, they killed a one-goal. They killed a one-goal.  Kill a one, ain't it right, Auntie? Kill a one, get you right.  What you doing, bitch?  Who ain't here prefer white liquor? Me, nigga. I can't do that brown. Y'all niggas is from another part of the black community. Y'all niggas from the devil. That's a bad decision. Dog is better. That ain't the devil's pee-pee. Dog is better.  That don't apply to y'all. You were being here on that Yeager Meister.  What they got on the vest? What are the rest of your suit?  Dude, you guys having any chocolate milk? Fuckin' what? Every time I drink Hennessy, bro, I'm chasing the chocolate milk.  What, some liquor and chocolate milk?   You ain't ready to drink a white people in there.  Oh, yeah. They drink Kettle One and tomato juice.    This is like, I got to sit beside this nigga for three hours drinking these motherfuckers. White people, why y'all don't wear clothes on the plane?  They just be on there with samples and shorts. Yeah, it don't matter. 30 degrees, white people be out with shorts on. Hey, guy, how are you? I'm better than you, nigga. You're very catching that disease.   No, he don't get cold.  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It seemed like a setup, man. It got to be a setup.  Ain't no way. The fact that she couldn't make it make me nervous. She's working where she work at. She work from home.  I'm just making sure, she's got that number on the back you call.  Like she couldn't call off.   Log off. Nigga, I work when I get back. Where the fuck? Who in here work from home? I can't get off, why? You work from home? What you do from home? Nothing. Finances? That's it? Just finances? Operator. Everybody works from home. Hey man, I hate when you ask people what they do for a living and they won't tell you. Yeah.   Shit in the town, man. You was doing finances. Finances. That's a cool way to say money laundering. I feel you. Why your job a secret? Who else work from home? What you do, man? Not you, nigga. I know you work from home. You bagging up right now at the house. Behind you though, what you do from home? Get to my room? Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Nick, you. Yeah. Huh? Transportation. Who a driver? Who a driver? Yeah, nigga. Who a driver. Lift driver. These things is giving one-word answers. Transportation. Finances. What you do from home?  I don't know what you're gonna do transportation from home, nigga. Yeah. Uh-oh. Next thing's gonna be a river. Where are you right now? Can you get to my house? If you can get to me, you're straight. Hey, bro. No, nigga. We'll be making money, bro. I had my cousin drive you the other day, right? Uh-huh. She had a nerve to take me back like, cool.  A little money you sent me.  I tell you my story.   Yeah, take me back like. Ma'am. He was a little bit...  If you could just keep your talk down to a minimum for a second while my boy tells his story, you can yell all you want.  Women talk theyself out of dick, too. Ma'am, ma'am. What? You musty, you need some deodorant? What? Nah, she probably worked from home yelling at motherfuckers. She didn't play in the rest of that.  Go ahead, cuz.  Yeah, man. I'm lying, cuz.  Make more money with driving left than Uber? Didn't work for me. Who ain't here Uber driver? Yeah, keep it 100.   Niggas ride you. Niggas ride the motherfuckers. Uber, everything. Niggas need your help. One of the most important motherfuckers in the world.  You don't take rides with strangers, and that's how all you do is ride with strangers. Every knee. You don't know who this nigga is.  So give the profile pitch be a motherfucker.  Let me see that.  Uh-oh. Counsel that motherfucker. That nigga look like he taking motherfuckers.  Hello. I can't find you. I'm looking for you. I am on the 13th to shoot it and then I'll just find you. Like what? Make a left by the Marriott. I've done that twice. I'm going to counsel. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I will counsel. I will counsel. Uber races is here.  They been doing that in canvass for years. I got a little graduation. They put all the... They put all the niggas at the top top. They got y'all by last names. Them the T's and the W's. Got to speak their language. Bro, that's that pregnant girl making all that goddamn noise.  You pregnant. That baby feet ain't even done yet.  Ah, the baby got nugs.  Let her nigga finish building. What do you think it is? Stupid.  I can't stand her already.  Hold up, man. They maybe want to ask the real niggas in the car. Real niggas, make some noise one time. All right, keep that same energy. Make some noise if you a fucker girl who was already pregnant that wasn't yours.  Boy, y'all, you know what you... DC, that's how you become...  I done did that before. That's why that baby is yours, nigga. Where you hit a pregnant girl before? I ain't know. Shit. She had a little pud. Shit, I thought it was a little pud. Shit. I hit that motherfucker. She be like, I didn't tell you on my three weeks. I'm like, did you that? No, that don't really count. We talking about full pregnant. Oh, no, I can't. Third trimester pregnant. That could be a nasty nigga that hit a pregnant woman that ain't yours. You just in there, motherfucker.  You right, you right. You in there hitting the motherfucker, baby. Look, this nigga right here in trouble. His girl, like, I didn't know you was that type of nigga. He like, I am.   Got to blame it on your young self. That's when you was young, OG. No, he talking about him doing this weekend. He talking about his fraud then. I'm like, you nasty. Niggas is different, bro. Why who jeans so tight?  Why do they even talk to this nigga? Tear down there the whole time. And her mind like, oh, then she can get it. You don't know how to do that.  Niggas got that goddamn weedy money.  I wouldn't even put it on her thigh. I'd just lay it on her shoulder so it could be on her mind later on. You the FaceTime during this moment?  Hello, ma'am. What do I do? She at work. Ask her what she do at work. What you do at your job? What you do at your job? Show my titties. What do you do at your job? Stop looking all surprised. What you in there doing? You better hurry up or your supervisor will get you. Right. What you doing in there? Hello? Dude, is she deaf? Can you hear me? You can't hear me. You must have got an Android. Here you go. Damn, chico. She don't work at home.  I was just saying, that's probably why you can't hear. Nobody making fun of y'all niggas with the good, bright, light cameras. Android is already used. I'll give her a butt. What you talking about? Yours is the bomb. Yours is the bomb? Your Note 9? Well, that's a galaxy though. That ain't real.   Like X-Tel, like, this is a government phone. Right.  One of the ones you can buy at the drug store. This is an emergency phone.  Bitch, try to take yourself with an emergency phone.  Who here still got the flip phone? I know it's a flip phone, nigga. You can walk around with that Motorola Razer.  I ain't gonna tell y'all again.  I ain't had no money. I still in line with one of the more emergency phones, boy.  Niggas around by the time I... What you doing, boy?  Shit. Yeah, it's an emergency phone until you have a real emergency. That's just, you know, stranded.  Yeah, nigga, nigga. They just post up. They just be like... Shit. Look like niggas need phones right here. Go ahead. Anywhere. Anywhere. They just be like... Boys wonder what people will be recording. Like, you ever see somebody that they be recording the whole show? Oh, yeah. They about to put it in.  They gonna be telling all his cousins, hey, don't even worry about buying no ticket. I got y'all, dude. We going live at 8.30. Look at her.   Here we go. Buy this, dude. Come on, really? There you go. Oh, now you good, baby.  Sit down. Look at that. The thunderstorm. Look like a hotel lamp. That's what you got.    Move, move. She built like a wasp. He walked like one. I didn't see it. You ever got stung by a wasp? It hurts. That outfit looked like when the whipped cream melt on top of your milkshake. That's the fashion know-how. Tell them what it is. That's the fashion nada. Fashion who? Fashion nada. Fashion no-no. They didn't even make do with them. They was like, let's see what this one do.  Me. Thank you. Word? That's crazy, man. Shout out to the grown women who still got some hair on the culture. Many of them laugh. I appreciate it. Except for auntie with the leather on. She got the idea. I love her. She real. She threw up a gang. You're allergic to peanut butter. She threw up a neighborhood. Yeah, I'm allergic to peanut butter.  She threw up a neighborhood that ain't even around no more. It's a CVS over that name. I'm allergic to peanut butter like a motherfucker. That's why my mama used to think I was gonna be a gangster. My mama said, you can't be no gangster. You're allergic to nuts.  Shoot, that better than pollen. What?  You can live with pollen. I eat some nuts, niggas. I'm out of here. Ha!  Well, I don't know. What's in that pollen, mother? Woo! What's it get in you? I can sound like you about to turn into a monster. Let me go.    That got down. Oh, oh, oh.   What? Look at all the fan women been doing this. Hey, man, you got to go to the hospital. Your throat went bad. That pollen will put a gangster down. Shit, nigga. Ain't it still ain't worse than that peanut? Anybody ain't got a nut allergy?   I'm gonna see y'all later. I got to go to the hospital.  It's called anaphylactic shopping.   Boy, you just confused all the niggas from the hood when you said that like, man, she gonna learn the anthrax. You can't go to the post office.  I'm gonna make you just go in the house. You know what?         Then I can't get bad. You got it bad? I got it. So as soon as the motherfucking spring hit, it did get bad for you.  Niggas, I'm on the plane. I know it's in the air as soon as I land.   I can't talk with it. See who I am. What's up, baby? What's up, man? See you, baby, with the little orange on.  Got a whole orange weave.  Well, get jump money. No kidding. Shit.  There you go. That's what they want. That's what they want. This dedicated to all the ladies who got multi-colored hair. I see you over here blue. I see you blue. What is that blue green? That's like when you mix three packs of Kool-Aid together. Then she got the blue weave on. Okay, baby. Brand new weave. Ain't gonna stop. She's a brand new weave. Creon box. You just got up too fast. What you gonna do? They ain't gonna do a bumper cocaine in the bathroom.  Look how they walk it. Everybody going to the bathroom.  Come on, hurry up. Oh, yeah.  Let's go get wild. You see how that nigga got up?  Get that cocaine on show. Shit, I'm gonna watch your way. Orange hair. What made you get that orange hair? It's your favorite color.  If you give me some head, it'll be carrot top. She was on cocaine.  She got that carrot. D.C., we got a chick with a whole blue weave right here. That match her whole outfit.  She got the blue weave that you got her man. Got the blue weave looking like a Pepsi can. Her boyfriend like, I got two more. She don't speak English. Where she from? When she from, she ain't gonna say, but since her hands blue, she brought from where the Smurfs was right. Ooh. Okay, I got some for you.   You blow it. What you said that was pretty sick?  Blunt, try as luck some of these Kansas City niggas.    You wanna move if you can't? Great.  She was like, period. Much love to all the ladies who got some real ugly boots, but they lean in real hard. Ah, they wet.  Step in the puddle. Your ankles touching.   They still comfortable. They soggy. They all look like a loaf of bread they got set on. It's the last piece of bread, too. Ladies, please don't wear them goddamn witch boots this winter. Who? They'll make a bar of cranes. Them little witch boots. Headless horsemen. They know what I'm talking about.  They're confederate soldiers. You say a why? You got them on already? Is this something I need to know? Yes.  She still back there.  This is in the hallway. Oh, red. Oh, there, look at red back there. Get it red. Look at red. Hold up. No, don't go back there. I just want to see closer. She got grown children.  She got some beard, too, right? Yeah, her youngest is 31. You don't want that. Because she back there dancing like, Auntie, yeah, come on, she go.   See you now, Auntie. And she holding that drink and it ain't spilling. No, let your uncle have that. It's Harry. And it's red, too. You know she didn't color the red. It's the master outfit.  Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Got that red. She don't want no drama. Dressing all red. Looking like Elmo's mama. Oh, look, I ain't even got my pants down yet. Like, God. What she look like? She look like Elmo's mama. From the hood. She feel like a candy lady.  What we got to look forward to tonight?  It's killer city. We know the killers is in here.  Yes, they are. It'd be the nigga you don't think of killer.  He didn't kill nine niggas. Not a public defender, dude. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Niggas that look like inconspicuous. No tattoos on his face or nothing. Kid, you quick in the motherfucker. Go home and watch the movie. Just do it right here. He got KC on his skull hat, but that ain't what you think it is. It's a gang. Killer city. You know here gang, he got that skull cap you get from the gas station. The little nigga who spilled the Hennessy on himself. He a killer, too.  Get white t-shirt days. Yep, and next to the porn with the next white t-shirt and a skull cap with KC on it. You great.    Word.  What? Ain't never saw none of y'all? Hell no. It was there, right there. Porn was never that easily available for me as a young nigga.  It belonged to your parents.  Let me see. You put that motherfucker in. Mr. Markets, nigga, you like, uh-oh, my life has completely changed from this point forward. I'd never be the same again.  Man, nigga, you ain't never been to the old porn, nigga. Wesley Pipes and them niggas, nigga.  Come on, watch it. I was. On the old porn, they used to introduce theyself on the newer, as soon as the saying, come on, they already fucking, you don't know how this happened to them. They already fucking.  The niggas that used to just come in with your name. Keisha, what you coming to do? Sa-sa-tik. All right, get to it. That's the whole porn, nigga.  Niggas come over there and act like he was coming. Hey, is Fred gone? What you doing with your titty out? Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa. You was watching that real old porn, right? That's a sitcom, nigga. That's a sitcom, nigga. And he was watching that flat TV porn. Slow mother. I wish I would have found my dad. It was a porn. That nigga's a river. Hey, bro.  I ain't got my mom. I know he did. That nigga was 61. My mom was 45. What you finna do with this nigga?  Yo, he crazy. Shit, all the niggas got porn. Especially the older niggas.  Playboys. Shit like that. Hairy coochies on every cover. Every cover. Every page. Damn, auntie.  Oh, yeah. Don't know about ladies down. What is it about y'all having hair on your pussy? As long as they ain't got no hair in it, we straight. Hey, coochies.   I would never put the laser. What happened? They go get the hair lasered on. But you can still see what the hair was at.   They use that straight razor to shave your skin.    Ain't no way in the world. I tell you what it say. Don't go in there.  Shit blue. I ain't bite. That's the thing, ladies. You would throw your leg above anything.   They could throw the gap, maybe. No.  The area ain't made for that. You ever seen that?   What? Coochie lesbian. What? I'm smoking good in Kansas City. Well, yeah, it's a little good. But y'all got to do that. We need a little song. Somebody throw a little song. We got the fire. What's that? What's that nigga? You always got answers. What's that? Got the, got the, you know, got the most. Sandwich bag.  I ain't, I'm a nigga. What'd you say, man? You can't smoke with everybody. They should have turned you to. You should have said it's in the car.  Oh, this nigga got a joint.  Listen to Rick James, nigga. God. Look, I would only recommend a service to my listeners. That's been good to me. That's why my book is the right place. Bet you win. You get paid. It's that simple. My bookie has life in game betting on every NFL game. They got the most rewarding player point in the business. And for you fantasy guys out there, you can even bet the over under on how many fantasy points a player will score in each game. It's the new season. Antonio Brown is with the Raiders. Leveon Bell is with the Jets. Odell Beckham is with Cleveland. But the one thing that hasn't changed is where I'm putting my money down on all the games. My bookie is the right place to bet on football every weekend. My bookie has better bonuses, more prop bets than any other sportsbook period. 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This nigga in there on the cluster of niggas out.   We like, bro, look at this nigga. Hell nah. I don't ever want to be that high.      Oh my gosh, that's the scariest thing in the world right there, getting drugged.  He ain't actin' right now. No, what wrong with him? Shit, I'm straight.  You can't trust none of them niggas, bro. Listen, especially when... 2020, roll your own shit, man.  Especially in 2021, man. You want to smoke, smoke it all. Why you say that?  What you might wake up to. You just might wake up the phone niggas and dance them real hard, and you don't know... About time you woke up, what's up? Like...   You a old-school nigga.  Now you thinkin' about, be careful. These niggas is different now.     Them niggas is built differently.   Right! Let me get a tip.  You about to put the tip on me. The nigga takin' the tip off and handin' it to you like... Yeah, here you go. Yeah, you put your tip on and smoke hookah. Nigga be holdin' the tip waitin'.   Nigga be havin' that tip in their hand. Like an adult.    That's the devil. Yeah, that is the devil.  Anything... Scooby Doo. Man, you a man that boy. Man, damn. That's not a weed.   I'll take it. Now you butt naked, chasing the bus.  He needs some milk. We ain't got nothing to give away. We ain't got no shirts. Yeah, we got some shirts right here. We got clothes. We only got four of them. We got clothes. My parents was old nigga. I used to be in elementary school with a rolling bull band, nigga.  They used to be like, you did your homework? I be like, yep, I'm about to get it. This nigga here.  I don't know. It's the most stuff in there, though. Shit, we on up, man. They ain't never getting nothing to the niggas up top.  We can't get up there. Shit, we can get up there. How you get up there, motherfucker? How you gotta get it? How you get up there? If you gotta walk in over there. I'm giving this shirt right here to the lady with them leather sleeves. Who? Leather sleeves. Which way? Ain't no way. We gonna have to... Oh, Auntie, definitely get a shirt. I got a small floor right here. Hold on. I'm about to walk up to the top and get these suits up on the other side. I tried, yeah. What's your ticket earlier? I'll get up there. Oh, you don't need the hang of it. What's up, Nate? How you doing? Yo, be safe.  Something's close to it. Okay. What's up, Kaz? How you get up top, Gene? Look, see how I'm here. What's up? It's my African brother. How do I get all the way to the top of the stairs? I am trying to find my way up there. Will you please be my guide and show me for Wakanda which way to go? Yes, please, take me. Yes, thank you, my brother. No one will touch me. How are you doing?  What's up, gang? What's up, big shoulders? We out here. What's up, Gene? What's up with y'all? What's up, guys? What's going on? How are you? Beautiful. What's up, big dog? How you doing, big nigga? Goddamn. There we at. What's up? There we go. Oh, they gone red right there. What's up, auntie?  I had to. Nigga, you ain't slid. Oh, there she go ahead. She said can I have a shirt and gave me a hug and said I can't touch her for free.  I'm out of here. Yeah. That's what I told you.  How much? How much? Forty?   Hell no. What's my hop? You saw it. They trying to sneak back there. Hey, there she go, auntie.    What's my hop? Venice. I like it.  You up there?  Up top. You just like traveling. It's turn. That's what it is. He just like traveling. What's up? What's up, up top? We up top with it.  We up top with it. What's up, bro? That nigga walked all the way up there with one T-shirt. One T-shirt.  All right.  You got to give me your sweater, Chico.  Damn.  A 2X. Give me your socks. Yeah, that's what I got. Hold up. Give me your sock, Chico. Y'all make sure y'all hit the merch table, man. Y'all got all this got there. We got a lot. Put it out here, K. Who wear a lot? Chico. I almost said K. You see me? Chico, you got to go to the top top, Chico. I got to go. No, I can't get up there. Yeah, you ain't never been up there. The nigga that's standing. You need a fork left. What's up? Need a crane. What's up? You got a crane? What's up? We out here. Hold up. What's up, OG? It's all the ladies that look good with makeup on and off. I ain't going to fall. On and off. On and off.  It's her birthday. Happy birthday, baby. Happy birthday. I ain't going to throw it. She dressed like she about to fight Batman tonight. It's for me. We love y'all. Kansas City all the way up top with it. Salute to everybody up top with it. Hey, what's up, big lad? Oh, right on the titties. Yes. We out here. Up top, nigga. You can say anything in this microphone. Love y'all. What's up? You look like the old Chico B. That's what it is. I thought she had ass, but she don't have suspenders. What's she a dude? Fuck. That's all.  Fellas, always remember. If she don't do you first, you ain't going to get done. Thank you, baby. Chico, where you at? I don't see you, bro. I'm going to see you, bro. Where you at? Say something. He shouldn't have went up there with one T-shirt. He probably got jammed up in the hallway. Chico, say something. Okay, there you go. We back. You scared me. No, I was good up there. They live up top. Okay. You got your wallet. What's up, nigga? What's up, nigga? Hey, white lady, don't use this as evidence. We all here. What's up, nigga? If I'm pregnant with her, what's up with you freaking, nigga? Hey, oh, yes, of course. You got the pretty lady in the wheelchair. And he's bitchy cold. They said, pig it for her. Nigga, you a shoe? Yeah, she came to one of my shows. I told her I like no shoes she had on.  But I used to wear hand-bin out, so I ain't trippin'.  Damn. Bitch, it's five. She's five. But I'm going to wear them for her because she bought them for me. Them shoes is five right there. What's them? It's 11. Fashion over special. She didn't made them at the house. Now, these Steve Macs...   Nah, she got no suspenders. Coming off the dome. She made those shoes because she works from home.  I'm gonna slide an email for her.  Oh, yeah. Because she bought them some shoes. This for you, man. What's the name of your shoes? Nigga's shoes. What's the name of your shoes? Nigga, these Steve Macs...  Nah, that's them, them Aldo's right there. What's the name of them? That them goddamn... Yeah, man, you know my nephew just gave me these right here, boy. You know what I'm saying. Swag. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter. Stylish women and gentlemen. Nigga threw these outside.  I put them on. Just extra long, boy. Shit. I grow into them. Nigga, you a thug growing.   God got another plan for me.  Well, you're walking around with your ankles in them motherfuckers. Well, I know how to walk in them motherfuckers. You don't know how many too big shoes I done had, boy. Shit, yeah. Can't let them bitches flop. They see them flop. They gonna be like, hey, what wrong with your shoes? Nothing? Nigga went for you. She went from loose leg to loose shoes, nigga. You look at my shoes. Why your shoes flopping? Who the lady who bought the shoes? What she at? What's up, girl?     She bought me these motherfuckers.  I want some. She thoughtful. She just went thinking. Yeah. I ain't trying to be rude. She's like, what size do you wear? Just give me a 12. You can tell she never bought.  Ladies, how many of y'all to buy nigga some shoes and this motherfucker? I love all 13 of you bitches. Just paying your whole income check. That's crazy. I ain't getting a 12, huh? Hey, we got that knowledge. We got all different types of people in here. I was upstairs. White people, Spanish people, Asian people. You saw some Asian people up there? It's some Asian niggas up there.  It's some Asian niggas right up there. Let me tell you what it is.  See, that's one. You saw one. Pregnant lady. You are not Asian. Sit down. Yes, she is. She's standing up for everything up top me on me and the baby Asian. Sit down. She can't be pregnant. Drinking Hennessy ain't no way to work. She said she was pregnant. Oh, that baby drunk. Ma'am, you pregnant, right? No. Now you ain't pregnant. Okay, she been pregnant the whole show. Now she ain't pregnant no more.   I heard what she said up there, built like a sexy-ass Easter egg. Yeah. I have really enjoyed my time here. Oh, Cassey City, railing them on fire. I can really see myself up in here. What's up? It's your man, Carlos Miller. Fellas, have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scraped your manhood? Hey, man, everybody, escape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels. That could be a slogan. Precision tools for your family jewels.  Use my code, 85 South, when you get there. Manscape your landscape. Yeah.  Manscape your landscape. Yeah. Shave off those balls. You got to take care of your area. Knowing it's half the battle. G.I. Joe said that. And I live by it. And I'm a grown-ass man. Manscape.com, Carlos Miller. Code 85 South. I'll see you when you get there. I won't, but somebody will. Salute to the Barbecue Capital. Gage Barbecue. Y'all main. Y'all main. Salute to... Let me lick barbecue sauce. I got to give a shout out. Off your titty. To the beat. While we in Kansas City. Peacetree buffet, too.   Barbecue sauce on the titty. While we in Kansas City. Who else she go? Aw, man. Shout out to all the people in here that left their kids at home with their kids. What's that beat? Shout out to the Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, yeah. Salute to the Chiefs. The Royals. I hope Pat Mahomes get back this Sunday for y'all, man. Salute Pat Mahomes. Niggas a real creative player. There's a lot of talent on their team, bro. I got all my partners on the Chiefs. Yeah, we got some Chiefs players in here tonight. Man, some Salute to all the Chiefs that's in here tonight. What y'all doing? They ain't here. What's up, niggas? Dang, don't say nothing.    Aw, them niggas already asking me to sign to the record label. I'm thinking about it. They got it. I want the chain. I already got the shoes. I'm halfway signed already. That'll be your first single. Huh? I don't know. I'm gonna bless somebody. She bless me, though. You feel for her. You feel me. Gonna make her feel good. You did, Ted, though. That'll be your first.  What? I would've been on the ground.  Right.  You still the only nigga with them. Is that a one-on-one? It's not only one. It's the only one. He's Steve Madden. They are? Yeah, niggas. And I told you that. I thought you was making that up, man. No. He's our Steve Madden. Oh, okay. Throw it like a football. Let's pick it up. Two. Set. Blue for the two. The shoe. Bigger than the motherfucker. Blue. It's Steve Madden. And these are? Nigga, they Steve Madden. Not John, man.  That a sign, nigga. 2011. You know they cousins? Boy, these shit's right here. It's been really hard. That's a big hit. Oh! Yeah. They're reflective. Nigga can't wear these.  Can't even hide from the police. They flash like hit.  This one, the nigga, by his first lures. You only got 11? Get him to the hockey world. Nah, nigga be going in there. Usually, niggas don't buy their shoes too big. They buy them too small while niggas be walking around like this. You got them lures. You got the slide when they're too big. Shout out to all the old niggas that just wear church shoes now. Well, the bottom of your feet be here and lock them up. Got them civil rights leaders on. That's right. Wrap your roots.  Lock the doors. Shout out to everybody up top.  Salute to all the ladies. I see you.  Salute to you.   If you in here with your lady, she should have made some noise for you. Dick appointments.  She's with you. Everybody got a shirt and they want to hang up. You got all the way to use the hanger now. Give me that hanger, baby. It's a good one, too. Auntie wants the hanger. She's going to be able to use it.  She's going to have a trash bag hanging off that thing right now.  Give me one of those waters. Here, give me DC boots.  I ain't had nothing since. Nothing had me. Come here. Come here. Get real bad. Come here. You want that water? Auntie coming to get her hanger. I already got an old boat. Come here.  Your Thursday weren't three-fifty to you. Auntie, you dress like the nigga from the Mimi at the Crossroads video. You like his wife. You about to touch her forehead. Hey, Chico. She look like Samuel L. Jackson on the low. Oh, she do look like Samuel L. Jackson.   She dressed like she's going to fight Batman later on tonight. She's going to win, too. Whatever Batman. This thing ain't big enough for both of us. Auntie want that hanger, DC. She want it for real for real. Come on. You can have it, baby. It ain't going to play. Come on. Come on.  I love you, DC. Go, Samuel. Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson. Don't tell my shaft. Boy, they ain't talk about your auntie and everything.  I'll tell you how soon we coming out. Here now, where are they going to go? Auntie look like Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about that lady that I love. Got a lover. Uh-oh. She just licked her lips, too. Auntie probably gave you that head sound. Crazy. Don't worry about that. I'm good, young man. Keep going. She ain't even your real auntie.  I put this pussy on you, young man.  Love you. I felt that kiss. She just blew. Stop looking at me like you don't approve.  A kiss? You all right, man? Stomach hurt?  What kind of car you drive to?  Let's shoot me. You can take a car. All the kids. Y'all ain't not gonna tell y'all I'm freaking, too.   She done got a white man to take it out on the kid.  This nigga right here sleepin' in the motherfucka, dawg. That pill done kicked me. Yep. Nigga on that Perk 30. Look at that, y'all. There you go, boy. She got a white man to take it out on the kid. She all about you feelin' out on the step, too. Yeah, I know.  You, nigga. Yeah, you all about that feelin' out on the step.  She got that little bodysuit on with the jeans.  This is on my period, bro. But it's only wet around the snap part. Exclamation mark. Right around the snaps. I don't keep saying period.  Come on. You divorced? So you single? You payin' alimony? Get a Chico. You a freak.  You gettin' that alimony? Chico, she wanna fuck, too. Nah, you ain't about to upgrade and let me be the upgrade. The left of the nigga, you lookin' for a new one? Mm-mm.  Your lace front's so straight.  Because you was too much for him. Got that Rapunzel. Why you out here tryin' to be so much? You just bein' you, so you just naturally a whole lot. Why would you wanna bring all that stress in my life? Look how happy I am without you. Girl, I ain't you like left out with school.  What do you have to offer me? What? You got a job? See, he denying that. I'm over here tryin' to get it. You thought you was gonna impress me with a job? That mean you ain't got enough time for me? You gotta go... Never be lonely. You got a whole situation to go attend to. Say what? You divorced? It's gonna forever be lonely. That nigga still got clothes over there.  That car's still in his name. Whole new house. See, big girls be choosin' too. Okay.  Why you say that?  Make her hold her foot the whole time.   You be like, damn.  How did you do that, man? So stop accusing me of stealing.  She ain't ready for me. What's up? What's up?  What's up? Ratchet head.  I don't have.   She got that big bun in. Look at that.  That's what it is. We gotta figure out what this lady, like the head, she goin' crazy. She goin' crazy, man. She about to sue me. She about to get the white man to come up here. Hell nah. What color is it? It's green. Look at this. Bitch, this is whatever color this is. Is this it? It's not blue. It's not blue. It's like, kinda got like a little purple in it too. Alright, that ain't cool, man. Calm down. Yeah, it's Chico had it.  You gotta apologize to DC. Here you go.  He ain't need smoke now in the house. Damn. Look at a little white boyfriend. I'm just gonna let her do what she gotta do. That's why she with him. He like, I am not saying nothing.  It ain't her.  He the one who told her, babe, get my ladder back. First of all, you're about to be pointing at me. What for that napkin on right now? Not about to be arguing with you.  I'm not him. I don't do all that. Look at the white man. Stop please. I gotta ride home with her, please. The lady behind you like, if you want me to beat up, give me $30. I didn't even say you know how to play the drum.   That's just how drummers look. That's really that nigga's son. He's like, look son, you see the difference. Let me see what you're gonna do, son. Okay, okay, we in Kansas City. Okay, okay, we in Kansas City. Okay, okay, say we in Kansas City. Okay, okay, we in Kansas City. And you know it's a fact. The auntie in the front dressed in the all black, you know it's going down. Hey, she do it the worst. She probably got a pack of Newport stuff in her purse. We in. Kansas City, I go from the crowd on the drums, getting live. You said it's one, two, many. You do it for the town.  How you play the drums and only know one beat. You gotta switch it up. You gotta do something new. There you go, nigga. Play something that's real cool. Nigga, you know it's two more. You play for the youth choir. Yeah, that was definitely the youth choir.  Let her play for the cheer. Hey, we let her play for the cheer. Shout out to my lady right there who just got a divorce. Who? Right there. She just got a divorce. Now she want to give me some head touch. She don't have no voice. I'm her number one choice. I always make a voice. I make a name choice. It's the situation. Ma'am, if you want to give me that kutcha, I'll take it. Ooh. Gonna get naked. If you want to give me that kutcha, I'll take it. Gonna get naked. Cause hi, my name's Carlos.  I'm so nasty. And I'ma get you what you need.  That's your house.  Cause I'ma, I'm gonna be high.    So you can think about it.  Hey, hey, hello. Just so you can think about it. Big girl twerking. Yeah, you know she not frontin'. Got the red on. Lookin' like the staples easy button. As you know it's goin' down.  We in Kansas City.   That's what she bout. I want her to take her wig out and be herself.  Hey Carlos. I don't want to see that anymore.  I don't want to see that anymore. I don't want to see that anymore. Stop. It's like burn spots. Easy. I don't want to see it.   I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want you. Did you see that? When she start shakin' and messin' with my heart murmur.  Did she stop? Did she stop? Yeah, she stopped. Okay. Damn.  My eyelashes, why would you do that?  Hold on a minute.  I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't see that. My lady just got a divorce. That means you need to be with a new nigga. Nah, with me though. That paperwork ain't even done yet. She say he can come visit when he come to Kansas City. I bet you when you cook meals you cook everything. Catfish, fried chicken, meatloaf, baked cake, cookies. All that she like, yeah. I feel like I can cook. Ladies, any cookies in here? I feel like I'm gonna deep blue sea. No Samuel, get away. Auntie said she cook, you cook.  We still got damn easy to play.   Ask a nigga, bro, what's your favorite dish that your girl cook? Spaghetti. She said macaroni, nigga, that's a side. That ain't a meal. That wasn't even a nigga. You see how easy it is to impress a nigga, make one good side, macaroni. Carlos, that wasn't a nigga. What? That was Auntie Samuel. Oh, that was macaroni. I thought that was a nigga, my baby. You ain't here early? And she said, I got bean, greens, potatoes, tomatoes.   She make them good as enchiladas. That's what he say, like, nigga, say, like, enchiladas. She got one pot.  She started cooking in there.  What is an enchilada?      Tomato juice. It's a burrito with some salsa on the top of it. Kitchen. That's all. In layman's terms. Peanut was a weak kitchen.  That nigga didn't grow up on enchiladas.  Look at haughty, yeah. No. That could be some other shit, man.   You going to be tough the whole time. So you say you made this today? Okay, y'all. All right. I feel y'all. Hell nah.  Don't even ask for no culture. You got to wake up later on to get to pussy. That's how you know. That nigga ain't gonna sleep at 9.30 with both shoes on. You feel asleep. Third quarter of the game you got to wake up. Who won? Shit. What happened to me? Play still on your chest. God, that mean he ain't got nowhere to stay. She done fed the niggas when I guess she think I'm a state of night. That's how niggas do. We don't get asked to go home yet. Yeah, yeah.  Right. Hey fellas, you ever played sleep?   Nigga, this is my house.  You gradually move in and start with one pair of shorts, then an outfit, then the next thing you know all your shit on there. Ain't you ever played sleep to see what she's gonna say to her team?  Oh, she ain't say nothing.    Nah, that mean he ain't paying the bill. Exactly.  Out here dig hustling. I could not be in that nigga position.   For real? I guess I gotta do every motherfucker thing.  Nigga, you just made this sandwich. Nigga don't even know what he's saying. Nah, you walk around apologizing.    Nigga girl. You gotta go get the mail, take out the trash, you gotta do everything.  You got all the responsibilities. You got to walk to her when she get a flat tire. Get to me. Nigga, when she talk, walk, get to me. I'm stuck. She talk bad to the nigga. Bad. Nigga be like, hey man, I gotta, I gotta go get a t-shirt. Where you going, bro? She on the expressway.  Shit, I ain't got no choice. Why? She got the car? Yep. Fellas, make some noise you're driving your girl car but she taking care of it.  Yep, maybe. He ain't been clean. Absolutely, you, I know y'all went to get high. You didn't took your shirt off and everything. Fuck, it's getting hot, bro. He high, bro.  I didn't. What? They be like, they was pointing at people. She said it's somebody's lap she ain't know what her seat was.   Love free shoes. Nigga like they ain't know how to wear them free shoes.  Oh yeah, they just kicking us out the building. We ain't going nowhere.  My wife, niggas ain't hitting sleepy niggas. Oh, Lord, I ain't used to being up this late. No, they done paid their money. We was having too much fun. I didn't realize.  I didn't know how long we had been up here. Yeah. How long have we been up here?  Alright. Y'all money's worth. Shit, I done fought it four times.  Uncontrollable too.  Like, well, I guess that means it's time to go do the rest of the coke. Alright, guys. Come on, guys.  Alright. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Yeah, buddy.   Kansas City. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. We gotta take a picture before y'all leave. Hey, don't boys. Hold up. We want y'all in the picture, too. Nigga. No, they can't get in the picture. You can't do that. No, they're not under investigation, nigga. They're paranoid. They can't get in no picture. Hell no.  Alright, we need everybody in this bitch to stand up and we're gonna put this on the joint to show how K.C. do it. Let's do it. Turn the lights on so I can see my people at the top. I gotta give a shout out to my little bro, Bobby J. Thompson, man. Bobby J. Man, come out here. Come on, nigga. Come on, man. Come in, nigga. Come on out here, motherfucker.  This is one of Kansas City's only from the hometown. Kansas City, back to the North, man. Back to the North with Bobby J, man.  What's up, hometown? OG. That's the coolest nigga. We're gonna do it like this. Turn around so they can see the name.  Hold the shoe up. Kansas City on three. Put your phones up, man. We love y'all. Kansas City. Appreciate y'all. You want the outro? Let me get the music slide. Kansas City, we just completed another show. Chico Bean. Chico Bean. You mind stepping over here and let me get a quick interview. Hi. Hey, man. I've been keeping up with your season. You're having a great season here on the 85 South Show. Just tell me what's going on. What was it like out there? What was the crowd like? Where were you reading? What were your vibes? What were you looking forward to? What were some of the calls you had to make? What were you doing out there?  So, you know, I had to make sure that everything was in pocket. You know what I mean? And just make sure that you know when it was supposed to go left and went left and it was supposed to go right and went right. You got to stay in the middle, but we always working. We always rolling forward. So, we got to win. We got another W, man. I'm just proud to be a part of the team.  How do you use your personal discretion to bring that here to be a great facilitator here on the 85 South Show? It's all in the mind. You know what I mean? You got to make sure that you stay mentally prepared to be able to work. You know what I mean? And always be able to move forward and not backwards. So, that's the thing. You know, it's like what you do. I don't know exactly what that is, but you're doing it. So, I just want to be in that pocket. You know what I mean? Wow. Well, you heard it here, folks. You heard it right here, Chico Bean. He's having an all-star season. Hey, great I got in on the wave early. Hey, hey, you keep doing exactly what you're doing. And we look forward to hearing more from you. All right, brother. All right. Let's take it back to the south. Back to you, Craig.


T F N N headline news update Good afternoon everybody. I'm Tommy O'Brien comedy alive from T F N N headquarters in St. Petersburg, Florida 2 p.m. Eastern time on Thursday two hours left to go in the trading week And we got markets in negative territory been hanging here most of the day S&P is negative by 26 points trading at 2764. We get the doll of 235 trading at 24,934 Nasdaq negative 74 points trading at 74 92 quite a day to the upside for gold up $17 and 30 cents trading at 1309 60 on the flip side of that oil to the downside Extending the losses we had yesterday as we speak down to 61 with a 53 handle on oil trading 53 98 notes and bonds higher price lower yield 10 year up 18 ticks 120 608 30 year up a full point and five ticks 150 407 in that dollar index trading lower off of 348 ticks at 97 165 we'll start it off. Let's jump over the futures markets. We'll start it off with the Dow Excuse me session low is actually right after the market opened for the Dow 24 thousand eight fifty one We trade all the way up to a high of twenty four thousand nine eighty seven pull back a bit 24 919 in the Dow Nasdaq 100 trading at seventy one sixty nine Intraday lows also made just after the opening bell of seventy one thirty four right up where we were overnight for the lows as well in the Nasdaq 100 S&P's trading at twenty seven sixty one been bouncing around a bit today again lows made just after the opening bell of 2751 so you're up about ten points from that level crude oil.  We'll just back this up two days not that long ago You go to Thursday morning as in yesterday morning. We were trading up at almost 5964 you're talking about almost six dollars in the price accrued from yesterday morning watch out Goal contract to the upside reached a high of thirteen eleven eighty five trading at thirteen oh nine sixty two and the Euro US dollar with some volatility as well trained at one eleven sixty eight Terms of what else you have happening out there in the market jump it over the Vicks We saw a Vic spike this morning as fear was at its highest 1972 from there the markets rebounded a bit and speaking of rebounds so gap I guess it could be worse right down ten percent on the day But man, we were down at about seventeen dollars at one point you're trading at eighteen forty five earnings last night gap Struggling as his old Navy one of their brands as well Stay tuned folks Tom O'Brien coming up live at three o'clock to wrap up this week. Have a great Friday