Well, he didn't have one, so I didn't get one. Because he didn't want one. You know why? Because nigga's not thoughtful. You would never think to get yourself a watch case. That's why I got him one. Because he got a lot of watches. He could put four of them in there. You a hater. He still got more.  You only bought them one? One watch card or one? What about him, too? Wow.   You better not show me what you got there. You don't do nothing for nigga. You better stop that.  I'll buy you something, but give you money. Why do you need money from me? Man, why do you need money from a nigga? Because that's how we got him. No money.  That's how I go, huh? That's how I go, huh? Nobody said he needed your money. Do you need it? No. See? It goes both ways. I don't need it. You can use it. But you know. How am I gonna tell you that? I like this filter. Make me look. That's cute. Mm-mm. What's wrong? I think you made it. Mm-mm. You just heard what she said. This filter make me look. What about what God made you look like? And that's why I don't use filters. I rarely use filters. Don't stop then. Don't start today. Because the face, you're gonna face. You think that's what it's about? What? It's the titties that put you on. Just saying.  What about my mind? Who cares?  Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Nobody is interested in that. So would you like to try the mind today? Nah, just bring me my two regular titties, man.   No, you don't. It is not that bad. You have been the worst. I know that's right. Oh, it's tasty. What?  It's that old people gun. There's no sugar in it. It's sugar-free.   No, don't be dead. Why are you gonna be dead? I don't want to be. You just say I'm dead. I'm dead. What you gonna say when you're dead? I'm dead. That's what her shirts, her memorial shirts gonna say. I'm dead. For real this time. Don't be dead. You gotta speak for positivity. It's 2022. I'm alive don't sound good, though, when I'm, like, laughing. I'm dead, though. Yeah.  People say I'm dying of laughter. I don't believe them people.  Because that's top tier. In the black community.      That's the top. Can't nothing beat that. That's true. That's the top tier company.  Come on now. I'm not good at anything.   Now we talking. Moviata. You'll be a good witness. If I ever did a crime it would be... Call me.  Who did what? Excuse me. That's how you supposed to keep it.   What's your mind right? I might just pass the paper round and take everybody's gun? Yeah. Damn. Time's been changed out here man. My nigga Chico got a job. No. Chico got a job?  At the radio station. Oh for real? They got me working at the radio. It's really community service. During the morning show. I ain't had a job. 13 years down there. Job is a job. Job is a job man. What are you doing here? I'm growing that blood like an expert. I ain't even look down at it once. That's what we like around here man.   And I think you're probably...  Come on man. You're from Texas. Texas know how to roll blood. Man most women in Texas can roll a fire's blunt. You roll a blunt.  Why not? I think my lips too big. I think your lips too big to roll a blunt. You be coming out soggy.  Yeah. Yeah. I can take you there. Oh yeah. All you got to do is say it like this. Yeah. I'm ready for that name you come on the show. YNJ. Oh he says that all the time? Yeah. J-Wayn, that's a hard little banger you got over there. That is. Motherfucking jokers I can smoke.  I'm just talking to this for my good one. Fuckin' with my folks. You can't rap on that. I'm gonna get a couple straws. What would you say to her? Hello. You can't get no money no more. I'm tired of you robbing me. Oh. My bank account in the negative. Come into my show. Talkin' all out. I'm gonna get some new clothes.  She didn't pull me to the set. Like what's up with your friend?  You think?   Because I know that y'all gonna get together and she need some time. She doing her thing and she be like why you be right here and where she going. Cause I could buy her a new weed. That stuff I thought we was in love.  It's all about the money and expensive hold.  They on our show. Talkin' to some other. Then she get the life. Just be chillin' over here and over there. I said you lie.    I said well let me see inside your phone.   She said you the douche.  On the phone. And you ain't never coming in my home.  That's what I meant. I'm into a new place. Don't tell her where you live. You need no keys to the crib. And walkin' through my kitchen. Be fuckin' niggas. The priests are in a club. Special guests in the house with us today. Family. Related to me. They ain't related to me. They ain't related to me. The sound of poor minds. They poor minds. Like that. See you in a minute. Chico wasn't here the first time we're recording. This is a section 8 hurricane. That's what we call it. Why do y'all call it that? I mean that's what it's called.  Oh, okay. And then you take the straw and like you drink it at a bar. Okay? With the gun on the rim, okay. She real hood, bro.  Definitely am hood. Definitely act like it. 2022. Last year you was bougie and ratchet. See? I'm still a mixture. I'm a hybrid. There you go. I like that.  That is a fuckin' special, man. Make your doors for the lovely ladies of poor minds. Exactly one time. Come on the show.  Why?   I'll say the same thing.   What? You ain't me. I'm a nigga. Nothing. Yeah we can't say anything.  I just gotta address the fact that you and I went viral multiple times. It keeps resurfacing. It keeps resurfacing and I think that's just because you know that the climate is it fits that narrative. It's a lot of people out here who fallen victim to being tricked out here and I think that's the cliff but I never reposted it because it's a full cliff. The whole conversation wasn't even like that. That's how it felt weird. We got a family so I ain't never want to make it seem like we was pile of norm. No of course. But you know what Deputy has said has your perspective changed at all since that conversation? No. Well the next time we go viral I'm posted. I just had to ask before. I'll say the same way. You know what I mean? You felt the same way. It was a great cliff though. I should be capping though. Why you think I be capping?  I really don't though. I'm really like I be loving my niggas.  What is that?  What makes you be able to say? When do you claim ownership of said nigger?  Like talking? You know what I mean? You know what benefits are? That's very vague. No, that's vague. This is giving what do you bring to the table? We don't like that question. I ask what's the benefits of being your nigger? That's the table right here. Y'all put yourselves to it. So we might not bring niggas.  Thank you so much for asking. All right. Just test me. Just test me. I ask what's the benefits of being your nigger? I'm not auditioning. I'm just saying. Okay, so if a nigger was doing an interview and they said I'm not doing the interview. I'm talking about one of your niggas. I'm not doing the interview for one of your niggas.  She can't read it.    What do you think the things that he would say about the positive aspects of being with you?  Everything.  He's not going to miss everything.  Definitely. A nigger not going to miss everything. Mmm. I got knock-knock jokes today. Let me get one. Okay, I got a good one.  Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cal. Move.  What just happened here?  That would have killed him. That's what I'm saying. We are grown. I think I ain't going to miss that. So you telling me if a girl was getting interviewed, like he said, she's not going to say, oh, I miss Carlos joking around.  Really? He is lying. The camera was just off for like an hour. I'm saying, like, in life, when I'm at home being somebody nigger, it might be hours before I say anything. You be tweeting, though. Comedy there comes from me. I'm not just out here talking. My conversation ain't got expenses. Can we talk it for free?  Well, my conversation is still a little bit on the cheap side, so I can still talk.  I do. I'm still waiting on you. Honestly, I'm a great listener on the contrary. What are you laughing? I've been talking all before. Nigger will tell you anything before he fucks. This was after he fucks. He'll definitely tell you anything after he fucks. Especially if that was if it was good enough to want to do it again, he's going to be like, I can't believe you just listen so good.  I'm dead. Give me an example of how you helped a man through a situation that you dealt with. That's the quality of a good listener. This is awful. I should have came with some notes. Yeah, that's like a big interview. I was looking for an imaginary nigger. I'm only asking you the question based off the station.  If you wouldn't have said that, I wouldn't be asking you about my nigger. These are just the type of conversations people like to see y'all have. Why? Because y'all are a representation. Y'all have a big fan base. But let me say this. One thing that is a misconception of us, we don't represent anybody but ourselves. So I think a lot of people do. They confuse because they be like, I'm like, no, I'm speaking for myself. People subscribe to your perspective. That's all you can speak for yourself. For the women that subscribe to your perspective who might not have figured out the things that you figured out. Moo, interrupting, cow, you already did. That was me and my cow. That was a great job. Me and my cow go far. That's a good name.  Tell a fire joke. That was top tier. See what I'm saying? That level of confidence. That is built up over time. That doesn't just come from... What do you tell women to get to that point? Because it takes a special woman to be confident. But you know what? We actually had a conversation about this the other day. Honestly, I feel like...  For a long time, I was really embarrassed of my personality. Like... I can see that. No, because... You know, black women would be in loud and I'm not just... Financial freedom. I get to wake up and do whatever I want to do every morning because of my personality. I went to Pilates today.  A healthy queen. That's what I did this morning. And when I left, I had a smoothie. Because I felt like it. Because I can do that now. You know what I'm saying? You see the big shoes? What you told me earlier? Big shoes. Big money. I told her she can't use that $3 joke, my mom. But... For a long time, I was always listening to what social media said what women should be. What should they be? You know.  No.  That's never a motion I have. Have we? That's a good quality to have, though.  I'm kidding. I'm kidding, yes. You do have to know when to be quiet sometimes. But I think that... Society makes women feel like you have to be quiet. Society has changed.  I mean, we don't.   What bothers you the most? Hmm. I think it's when women always feel like they have to agree with everything that men say. That's something that really irritates me that I see women do all the time. It's very like, you know, pickmish. What if they really agree to? Sometimes I think they might, but then sometimes I think that's what they feel like they have to do to get a man or to get attention from men. No. She might get all her niggas just agreeing in the comments. Like being a pickmish, you get all her niggas like this. But the crazy thing is a lot of them always be single. So clearly that's not where they need to be. So clearly that's not where they need to be. In a relationship, they get niggas. Everybody gets niggas. Niggas ain't hard to get.  Like if you... You know what I'm saying? You need to play the lottery. You need to play the lottery if your luck works like that. You need to play the lottery if your luck works like that. Something that's going to get on Instagram every day and post three outfits and money and four fire cards because that's how they get their hoes. You can't knock away somebody to get their hoes. But things are... I can't knock it, but we can label it as corny. It is. Yeah, for you. How you get your hoes? Now you can't use it no more.  Give me something else. So you get your niggas telling jokes. I do.  And a lot of times people like to put women that look a certain way in a box.   And then I feel like you don't sound like zero.  I mean we from this beat me there, it's a pleasant surprise. I agree with that.  No, I'm not.  But I mean I'm fine though, even if I even get approached like that I'm a curvy woman. I can't hide this no matter what I have on. I just think that I'd be mad this way but I feel like it's the same thing like you know like you said men will post they money, post they cars and stuff. So if I approach them like hey I need my rent pay, why you mad?  If I'm like hey man I need a nigga shot wait a minute. Shoot me.  I think that's what you can ask me though is how do I do well. How you get your hold? I don't like it like me. I always say you know me. So that's how you get your hold? I don't have no game. I can honestly say I wrote two yes no maybe in my life that's the only time I've ever asked a woman to mess with me. Bro you like I didn't know this is my real friend I got to help him. You got to start trying then. No I don't.  I need to try. Listen to me. I'm not trying. Listen to me. That's not who I am. You know me Loze we left and right. We be out. Oh man. Listen if I see you and you could be there niggas been getting on me by this Chico wait a minute. Chico a woman to be just staring like niggas being say something to her.  You say what? What's a good bank robbery without a good shootout? A successful one. That's what a bank robbery without a shootout is. I'm very successful one. No man. I'm about to success rate babe.  You're in the comfort zone.  That's not it. That's not it. You're not missing out on a good woman.  I'm telling you man. You gotta go out here and you gotta take it.  That's what he's gonna do. Carlos leave like a shootout shot.  What's she doing? I'm going in. That's what we like. We need the energy. We need the women to approach you. That's not that I like it. It's just what it is. I don't know. That's right. I just sell it for who? Like 700 pounds. I wouldn't know what fun is. That's just the way it worked out for you. It ain't worked out for me that way.  It's some baddies. Some motherfucking baddies. I'm talking about. They know he ain't gonna respond. He don't get on social media. They don't even look at him. You blocking up the passers-by. What's it like being around Chico and Carla? They do be estimated. All the time. It's giving sex to them. Make sure you tell them. There's something about being around that nigga. Carlos you could be wet the whole time. I love to stay wet the whole time. That's what it's just wet. In or in. And that's another reason why I don't. I'm not approaching women because women can become offended by my mentality. We're not excited that you're approaching. I'm not the nigga that's gonna be in a relationship or be with one woman. I'm very settled down, but I'm settled down with a one man. The general consensus of what it means to be in love and love somebody. somebody who's gonna believe all of this shit right there with you right you right this podcast is sponsored by better helping 85 South show listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com slash 85 South.    Right.  But that's what we call transitional days. Ain't really even supposed to be wearing shorts in this motherfucker. Come on in. What's up? Nobody wants to meet. Just go, don't meet a goddamn thing tonight. Nobody wants to be alone. I don't care what nobody says. Nobody is OK with spending seven days a week by theirself 24 cents. Hell yeah, because your private parts can start to recognize your hand. Exactly.     So you just hand it. No, no, I have toys. I'm not going to be tired. Some people embrace loneliness, though. Like, loneliness don't scare everybody. But it's a balance, though.  Or how you pick them up.   That's not what we're talking about. I have no problem with it, man. And I have had some, and that's the thing about me. I stand on it.  And I got some hand from that I, nigga. They be like, hurt? Yeah, nigga. Let me explain the night, though. Well, I'm saying it was a dark and stormy night. Lost in the land. And then came a hand. You were mad at me. I didn't walk right near. You were in 2012, man. Yeah, dude. We all did that. You know what I'm saying?  I take it, like, y'all a little bit better, you know, take a little bit better care of your puzzles than we take care of our dicks, because we do. He said, not me, nigga.     Why didn't you always treat it like that?      I was told a story recently. And it blew my mind. Tell it. Uh-oh. I'm scared. So I was talking to these dudes.  OK. So I was talking to this dude.  And it wasn't his baby, though. I would never done it. The kid was not his son. I would. I've never done it. I would. Yeah, I would. And then to top it off, it was a threesome. How far along was she? I don't know. She was showing. A threesome with another man? Was it a train or a threesome? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. A train and a threesome is the same thing. A train and a threesome is different. She said that all the time. And I said that. A threesome is different. A threesome is a threesome. A train. A train. It's a threesome. It's not.  Men are so afraid of words. It's crazy. It's a train. No, no, no, no, no. Men just actually use the words as they was intended to be. A thing. If you.  It's a threesome.  That's a train. It's crazy. And I hit it when we saw you hit it. You don't need a train. You got to be fair. Hold on. We got to be fair. That's a train. You got to be fair. A version of a threesome. What? A girl version of a threesome is a threesome. Like if a woman wanted to have a sex. No, a girl version of a threesome is with another woman. What? I saw it. What they don't want a threesome, they want to get spit roast. They're going to be a Hawaiian hog that is about. Put it into the ground. Yeah. Slow turn it. I've had two weeks in one. I haven't either. Me? Me?  What a threesome is, which I said, I feel like it's two women. Yeah, I've had a threesome, but no, I've never had sex with two men in it.  I've had a threesome with two women. Okay. And a man, but I've never had a threesome with two men and just me. See, why you been yelling this? What's the difference? Huh? What's the difference? If it's not a difference, then why do you say it? Because it's a threesome. It's not a train. I feel like men like to use the word train. They feel like, oh, we not touching each other. We degrade.  Exactly. And it's a threesome. Anytime you get butt-naked with another man, and it's like... It's a threesome.  I don't judge. I try not to judge. We don't kink shame, but at the same time, it's like it is what it is. You know what? Three people in the room having an orgasm. You know what? That's the day, man.  See, y'all, see, where you gonna take clothes off is the same. Because now it's so many different kinds of people. We boy. You don't... Niggas, now it's different kinds of people.  We all...  Yeah, she... All the states of matter. Liquid. Niggas, it's about 75 now. It's about man and woman. And it's about 75 more motherfuckers now. He ain't got nothing to bounce. They don't be in the garbage. What about men with titties? I'm telling you.  It's too... It's too many species. You know something from guy on the bathroom. That's the right thing to do.   I'm telling you. It's dead. She's not the only person that answered my question. What's that?  Would you have a threesome if she's showing? With a... With a pregnant? Yeah. With a pregnant woman. That's not your baby. Yeah, I wouldn't. So you wouldn't tell who is pregnant and it's not your baby.  That is too... That is too... First of all, see gravity. And it's not not gonna... First of all... Oh, he's gonna... I can imagine. If that was to happen... If that was to happen... Mama! I'd be having these dreams. Then I would explain that it wasn't me. That was your mama out here doing what your mama did. You must be mad though.  How can I be mad? That's her pussy. Okay, that's real. That's my baby. But that's her pussy. You wouldn't be mad.   It's yours.  What you mean? If you're pregnant...  What's gonna make me think that she not doing that anyway? Mm-hmm. That's not... That's the thing about it. You don't have to... I don't think myself being pregnant... You can be living with a mother fucking.  That's what I mean. You're right. You don't have to...  People get married. People be pregnant.  I know that it couldn't happen but I would be too scared it might hit my baby head or something. No. That's not how it works. Supposedly. I know that. I just would not hit you.  He's gonna have a thing.  The baby upstairs. Yeah. I'm not so smart. He put a whole load of pocket in there.     That was real.  The baby. Pussy, pussy. Alright, stop, that's enough. Lame niggas let that dare drive him crazy. That's real.   I don't like that. That's gonna be my new bottle.    Do you still want to do that? You still want to do that?  I'm not a wizard. I don't care about what I can't control. What? What are you? These things, you know, wait a minute. I feel it.  It's even that so right. I'ma tell you what, if you feel it, that's how she's a- It is already spreading. Exactly.  Right. From not like- I wish I had a time machine. What the?  And then you watch all these Marvel movies. Even the superheroes can't get the woman they want. Who?  He didn't flew him up a car all the way.     If a nigga's like me to outer space, we can do whatever you like. I'm telling you, man, he wouldn't be so near black. And you don't know till you get up there. You don't know till you get up there that it's so near black. But you in space now.  Ain't no turn around. I might have to come back. You say that now, you don't know how easily accessible space for the beat.  I mean, you right. That's why I ain't bringing any for it. That's why it's two hour drive. Two hour drive for the moon. Okay, but wait. You drove there? You can. You don't want us to. But they're everybody about to see what you doing after breakfast. Okay, let's go to Pluto real quick. Man, you in the truth. And whatever happens to Earth, the rich people is leaving us. They found another place.   Because what if we really already out there be, hey, we need to get our phones together. We couldn't be on the moon looking at the whole Earth, nigga. Yeah. We could be right now.  That's the whole Earth. That's the whole Earth, nigga. This is why I don't smoke weed. Because I would really be over here. But that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. You got a natural sun. And the sun ain't shit, but the new planet forming.   And then all people, all people don't understand all religion is based around the sun. Like, you know, Jesus is called the sun. And all that. The sun is the only thing that you see. And you can see it every day. And no matter if you see it, it's up there. It's... Am I hard? It ain't me and be should be. You know what I mean? So I'm just saying. What was y'all smokin'?  This is... I feel... I feel educated. It's that scientific weed.  Ain't nobody learned how to manifest it. I know that's right. You know. You get too deep. And then you have to look at the camera and say... Welcome back to 85 South Show.  You know, we got a lot of unpopular... Yes, yes. ...questions. Again, you still with him?  You miss your favorite nigga?  Cheer, I'm happy. Like from the side, guys, you like... Knew that nigga was great. No, we be like... Oh, yeah. No, but no, we don't behave. Because honestly, I don't want to say it. You can say what you want. He had actually, when he see what we had going on, he was like, oh, let's work. And we was like, yeah, nah, we good. So both of y'all got favorite niggas the same nigga?   Y'all, both of y'all got favorite niggas the same? No. Oh, okay. We don't fight like that. No, we don't fight like that. Definitely a situation where it was like, okay. So what made him your favorite nigga and why you stopped fuckin' with him? Mmm. That's... That's a little too detailed. I'm sorry. It's like, why? You never talked to us. Classified information. We're gonna have to chat after the show. Chica, you haven't asked them in five summers. You gotta separate them. Fight, fight. They each other's lawyer.  They each other's lawyer. Well, you gotta answer every question that you ask. My favorite nigga, I feel like, because honestly, I do feel like he really cared about me and he did a lot to kind of change my life, if that makes sense. Hold on. Let me ask you. A life-changing reason. You ever been the chick favorite nigga? Yeah. You knew? I knew he was gonna say it. He's everybody favorite nigga, let him tell it. Nah, I'm not sayin' that. I'm sayin' that. I'm not sayin' that. Like, if it was a nigga, she'd not be askin' one of your old chicks that question. Dude, you think chick would think of you? It's a shame. It's a shame. What she think of you was when the nigga say, well, you do you miss your favorite nigga? And then she like, yeah, but I ain't gonna say who it is. Do you think you would be that nigga? Yeah, she would pull out the little shrine. Ooh, this is me havin' shrines? I'm feelin' it.  A shrine? He ain't that. What are the qualities of a favorite nigga? From y'all perspective. What are the qualities of a favorite nigga? I like men who are supportive. No, not men. Your favorite nigga. My favorite nigga is supportive. He love me so much. He's just like, feel your person. Yeah. He is. He love me so much.  What would be the character, I don't understand. What you mean you don't understand? You know. No, I mean, I feel like you know. This is what y'all can do for men, like y'all can give them perspective. I'm still tryin' to figure out if I'm a favorite nigga, though. I'm like, I wonder who's my favorite nigga. But honestly, sometimes your favorite nigga can be somebody else's nigga. You ain't never thought about that? No. You ain't never thought about if he was a woman's favorite nigga? No. You never thought about a favorite nigga. I ain't never thought about it. Your only nigga, I just want to be the favorite. I gotta be your favorite nigga. Period. I just want to be your favorite nigga. I ain't gotta be your only nigga. I just want to be your favorite nigga. Move. No, no. I don't want to be moved. I don't know.  You are reaching for the stuff. That's why I'm the favorite, because I'm the only nigga. No, you're never gonna be the only. Ain't never gonna be the only. Yeah, never gonna be the only. You wanted me to do that? Yes. He was ready, too. I knew it. He was in there pointin' at me and pointin' at him. I have a titty. No. No, no, no. You're smart. What are you? I'm the smartest. Show me how to do this problem.    No. They're just gonna see, all they're gonna see is a little camera.  But no reason. They're gonna be at the time, means what the time is, then. I'll see you when Clayton drops a shot. And then y'all see me with Dre in my own, Dre in my own for anything. You can shake Dre right here. She be like, huh? No. For real? Dre is, but no, it's not.  She's a very sexual person, but it's not a bad thing. That's just who she is. She's flirty. She's sexy. That's who she is. Like, she don't, a lot of times people will think that Dre is flirting with them and she's just not, she's just talking. You get hurt by herself, boy. I know when that door closes. Trust me, I'm safe through my own tour. I bet. But we ain't gonna. You gotta come and pour mine. We'll give you the tea. You're going there, they'll tell you.  And I sinked it. Ain't no. I sinked it. Wait a minute, was you actively watching or you was peeping? No, she was an act thief. No. I'm saying was she actively watching? We had two different situations.  We are the same. We got this plenty of times on our show. I want to hear it. What happened? Which one? Which time? Was the better one. That was both good. It was. The better one, you would have. If you had the, if the world was to see one, which one would be good? The first time it happened, it was when I had first moved out here and I was staying with Drea. And she was dealing with a nice young man. And they decided to go out on the balcony because I was in the room asleep. And they decided to fornicate. And I was like, you know, I was peeping a little bit.  I was proud. Puttin' it in work. Have you ever seen her? Yeah, that's the sickest one. Oh, so it was one-on-one. OK, so what, what, were you practicing? But y'all ain't never.  Break your tongue. He couldn't hang. Oh, he said it.  Oh, my God. It's too much section at Earth Day. So poor man's episode.   So you got him out of there. Break your tongue. It was a seconds later. Well, thank you. No, I'm just going to see you still now. We was like, girl, let's go. I'm not a priest. So y'all ain't never been watching it proper, though. Like, like, one of you sittin' in the chair in the other. No, it's right in the bed.  Yeah. Now, nice delivery. But she could have landed a little better. But he needed notes. She was, she was writing, she was writing him notes. I wasn't impressed. She was me. We still laugh about that to this day. Were y'all young? When y'all did? No, that was like two years after. Spring break y'all, you know what I mean? I didn't know legs during spring break, so no. No. OK. I didn't marry it. So y'all, would y'all be willing to do that now as homegirls? Like, you got your nigga, you got your nigga y'all in the same room, and y'all just got that. Why would we do that? We got homes. She didn't have a home. I was homeless then.  No, no, no. Desperation. No, no, no. She was fucking. I'm talking about the time you saw her. No. It wasn't desperation. I was horny. No, no, no. I was at home by then. OK. I'm still confused. So you were horny, so you wanted to watch her fuck? Yes. Yes. And I didn't even want to. Because it was the way she got mad. She stormed out.   No, I'm talking to you when you stormed out when I was fucking. Oh, yeah. Because I was tired. I just got out of work.  I didn't storm out. I just let it in. She was left alone. I just packed my thing. That's how I knew she left because she did slam the door. I did not slam the door. You left those on their own. You left that in a rage. You were upset. I'm fulping my things. And I said, I am leaving.  And they home. So you saw her. You saw her. No, no, no, no. You saw her. She was like, I need this money.  Um, yeah. That was her. Yeah, we was drunk.  I want to see you. I was like. I was like, he bought the night in two seconds. Like, why did you want? What is that scene? And he did. She was right. There's nothing to see here. But you apologized for making her do that. He should have apologized. He should have apologized. But she orchestrated it.  That nigga probably. He wasn't in my home. That's like, you should have cost him better if you wanted.  It's two minutes. Two seconds. And then he's going to talk about sad links. He's trying to sad links. He's trying to sad links. Talk about. I'm trying to see this. If you trying to impress. And press. I'm trying to impress. I'm trying to impress. I'm trying to impress. If you trying to impress. And press. Ain't nobody mad. He's taking it off. He's not getting pulled up. Right into him. Don't get mad if they see him or something. They don't even speak to this man. They don't even speak to this man.  Showdown.    Dude, it's mediocre. Not as we had. But this is ain't all. Man, it's all we talked about before.  Every time. Every time. No, no. Not a nigga.    I'm not speech though. But that's all said.  Sex is different from women. No, no. Do y'all realize 70% is your desk man crazy? No, it's not. But I bet you're nutting more than the average woman when you have sex. Yeah. Just like you said that man can bust a nut in two seconds. I'm trying to see that. The women not having orgasms is not my problem. Them pusses don't work.     So you saying 70% and who gives a fuck?  I promise you. We looking for the third.  If you not keep giving that pussy what, see if you can fix it. See if you can fix it. It's broke. It don't work.  We don't. I don't. None of the bitches.  I can say that we don't create division at all. So you think it's all the same? It's definitely not. No, I don't. I personally don't. But it was actually a man I was talking to and he was just like I feel like niggas be just saying that she like to be cheese. Like I don't think it's no such thing as good pussy, bad pussy. I personally do feel like it's a thing. But it depends on the man because I feel like he do feel like it's true. It has to be. It's true. Is that good food? Is that bad food? Yes. It's going to be a good. So what makes it bad? Like when you had some bad, some weird, what made it bad?  Because you're not, maybe you're not trying to. But that's your fault. No, it's not your fault. Like you, and that's the thing, that's an easy combo. It's like, that's like a niggas saying that I nut it quick and that's your fault. Like you didn't provide me with the environment I wanted to be in longer than two minutes. I did. No. You didn't provide me. No, you didn't make me feel like this is something I need to do longer than two minutes. You can't do it longer than two minutes. How do you know that? I just might not do it with you longer than two minutes. So why you didn't do it? Because I don't want to be in this motherfucker.  You got a washcloth as a dish rag.  Like I'm not trying to be in this motherfucker alone.  You rockin' and you see the dishwasher.   Trash.  I'm not about to say that. Exactly. You don't care. Sir. No, listen, no. What that is, we having kids. Desperate. And homeless. At your home. They're sitting there like, maybe you're not stimulating them like that.  Yes, it do. No, it don't. She. No, it don't. She. No, it don't. You was there? Was you there? You don't know who recorded the situations that I haven't seen. You don't know?  I have never seen. I just seen the way you are. My bad. I've never, I would let you know you was out here. I don't expect y'all enough to be like, hey. It may or it may not.  Niggas put you out there. You know what I mean? But that's the thing. A lot of y'all think you're pussy. Niggas fake it too. I can agree with that. Niggas be a niggas like this. Plus she is. Oh my God. Uh-uh-uh. And get out of there. Like, this is, yeah. But if it's like that, would you have sex with him again? No. Okay. So that's why you know. No, I wouldn't. At this point, I wouldn't. Unless you just decent. Hell, man.  I don't want to do this. All of my fucks ain't built the same. All what? All of my fucks ain't built the same. Y'all ain't built the same. I know. That's what I'm saying.  Not you ready for us to go? I ain't saying.  It's the same argument on both sides.  You know what I mean? Somebody going crazy for that two seconds. That's what they prefer. Yeah. It's just the preference. It's all about preference.     It's another man's treasure.  That can make your pussy better. Are you a good person? Do you make a nigga want to be around you? That's his thing you can do that ain't sexual that can make your man say that. It's about the knock-knock jokes. That could be one for certain niggas, but it's just the environment. How comfortable do I feel? How comfortable do I feel in your space?  How at peace do I feel when I come in and you're in my environment? How do you change the energy? Are you a person that changes the energy when you walk into a room or do you change it when you leave to get there? I agree. If you didn't sit in silence with someone and it not be awkward and weird, that's probably not your person. If I can't sit on the couch with you and maybe some music playing, not talk and not feel awkward, then I don't need to be around you. I don't want to just sit in silence. Let's say you can do all those things with a nigga. Would you be mad that he can do it with another female if you found it out? I mean, is this my man or somebody I'm just fucking? I mean, if it's your man. Let's say your man has the capabilities of being a lot of women's man. What do you mean? He didn't ask him about himself. No, I'm just asking him. But it depends. I really say somebody is my man. That means I want the commitment from him and me. Oh, yeah, I want that. So, um, no, I don't have that.  You get what I'm saying?  So say you just got a nigga that you fucking. That's another nigga trying to be your man. Do you just...  But I'm not going, you're not going to be my man if we not fucking.  I'm not interested in that. So I'm never even going to be in that situation right now.  That's not going to happen. You get the opportunity to have a man.  I'm not, not at this point. You will ignore somebody being something that you see that you need and love in your life because he's not willing to do the commitment part of it. Yeah, because that's not what I want. So that's why you say you get a situation that you're not ready for. So why would I put myself in a situation that I know that I don't want? What are you ready for? Honestly. What you ready for? No, be dishonest.  No, but obviously I feel like I'm ready for something. I said this year I do want a boyfriend. I want a man. A man. I eventually want to have a child. So, really? You want to find a what? You know what I'm saying.  I'm going for the baby. I'm not saying nothing's wrong with this. I'm just saying. I'm telling you. They ain't going to have to leave this nigga. They ain't going to be all of this until the baby comes. They ain't going to have to leave this nigga. That's not true all the time. And you lex.  It's going to be hard. They're going to be eating four, five lunches at the time. Who's Harry? A bottle? What, some big-ass Mori babies. Yes, my baby. Eat sausage. Handsome. I cannot wait. I'm going to have me a big-ass baby with that stuff. So, you're going to be a whole girlfriend.  You is going to have a big baby. I'm saying. You ready to do that this year?  You're going to be a whole girlfriend. Yes. I'm a good woman. Don't believe that. You don't think I'm a good woman? I am a good woman. Why? You don't think I'm a good woman? I'm not. You don't believe there's no good women.  That's what I believe. It's niggas in jail on death row that ain't never coming out sad that's convincing motherfuckers that they're good people.  Oh, we know they're not. No, we don't. They could be a good person now. You don't mean they're not a great motherfucker for somebody else. That's what I'm saying. There is no universal good. There's no universal good thing that makes you a good woman.  I agree, but just like you said earlier, I'm that nigga. That's how I feel about myself.   I am a leader.   I am never wrong. I'm telling you. It's a nigga. Listen to this right now. It's time. It's seven. It's at least seven niggas that can't stand you. Seven? We told you this last time. I'm telling you. That's why I know it's at least seven niggas that can't stand both of y'all. One, two, three. One, two, three. That you got the two lines on top. That's five. Straight face nigga. We got to stop all these sexual investigations with half-many people. Possibly half-many women. Because the numbers can be astronomical. I've had six. I only have one child. So that's one. And that's what I say. If it's no evidence, it's one time, too. Yeah, I don't have kids.  I mean, we're depending on that. What's different for y'all, though? If I got you on tape, that mean I got it. That mean I got it. You can never deny it.  You're lying.   That's what I'm saying from now on. Call off his name. Wait, wait, wait.  That's wild. It's only two. I've been out here 23 years. You should be an expert right now. Ask me something. Ask me something. I know some things.  He wrote a detail or something. I'm talking about actual penetration. Oh. You know what? Real sex. He's lying.  Oh, he did. It was only two. It's only been two. Don't even worry about it.  Yeah, I don't buy it counting.     Make you susceptible to heart attack. Heart attack?  Ask it when the question is like that. Increase your risk for heart attack.  For women? For men. I think it's a call into this.  You gotta start taking a child of no on the regular. When you turn your test in with somebody else's name on the top, that's what I feel about y'all having the same body. All right.  I'm just saying. Just leaving it that way. I say y'all choose your niggas. It don't even matter. I need to say how I choose. You don't know how I choose my niggas. Well, I know how you don't choose them. $20,000 a year is definitely not going to happen.  So, you know what I'm saying?  They just not going to act exactly how you want them to act. They don't look like it, though. Relationships require compromise. Well, I mean, the root word is relation. What do you have in common? All right. And how are you going to ship these things back and forth towards each other consistently? Relationship. What is y'all laughing at? It's the transfer of relationship.  There you go. They caught up out here in the street. Who got caught up? Nobody. They ain't you nosy. Ooh, she getting sassy. That section ain't not hit that culture. Oh, my God. I'm talking to y'all crazy. Don't say that. Come on. You said what? Okay, you know what? She changed my pages. That's it. The truth hurts right there. That was the end. Listen to smoking cigarettes. What they always used to try to do was pit artists against each other. Who do you like more? Rihanna and Tia and Marie also dropped at the same time.  We did. I mean we did, but I feel like she didn't do what she was. They made us pick. You know what I'm saying? They don't do that now. Who do you pick? Sometimes I brush my teeth and sometimes I talk. You know what I'm saying? It was a station in D.C. called 102.1.   I'm like, boy, if they play this, she's going to let y'all know. I enjoy India. K.E.M. That nigga been making the same song. Don't do that. Who lives in the Camelot food? Niggas who spread cologne in the car. I know this. I'm right on this one.   Back on my mind, baby. You know me, man. Me this summer. I'm in the convertible. That's the ol' nigga fight this time. K.E.M. with the top down. Summary. No, not that. I got a song. I play this song. How we got loose? I can't even go into that.  Every time. How did you find Atrium? He just played that for me in the band. You listen. Cornelius. Cornelius was my favorite, man. Cornelius. Tuskegee airman. That's why we out here losing. I respect K.E.M. because it's Journey, but that same song. What was his Journey? No, I didn't notice. He was homeless and playing the piano. I respect his come up all the way. But I just want that nigga to get in the studio with somebody else one time. Just one time, K.E.M. Do a song with a nigga like Bane Dupree or somebody like that. Soul. Soul. Teddy Riley and somebody give you that different sound. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. I want to hit K.E.M. on another song.  Don't make him switch it up. Just one time. Just one time. If I hit K.E.M. song and it don't sound like K.E.M. I'm gonna be mad. I'm not. I want to hit K.E.M. like just switch it up. Everybody switch it up. Frankie Beverly got a sound but sometimes he'll switch it up. I'm not in love Frankie Beverly. That's one of my favorite niggas. Yeah, but I'm saying but he switched the sound up from time to time. What are you doing? Yeah, everybody do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sacrifice. See y'all.  Hey, Nickelback. A moment in time. Paramore.  Y'all tripping. Y'all never heard of Paramore? Oh, damn. We didn't too far. They're not as cultured as we thought. Trust me, it's a bunch of white people that never heard of. Y'all know the doobie brothers. Who? See? See, I'm just saying don't try this because we don't know Paramore. Y'all know the doobie brothers. Michael McDonald, the doobie brothers. You don't know Michael McDonald? What's the hottest song though? It's a bunch of Michael McDonald songs. That's Michael McDonald. Michael McDonald. Oh, I know this song. You know this song. You do know this song. I feel like y'all, I never knew who sung it. Thank you. Sounds like meatloaf. Oh, I know meatloaf. He just died. He just died. He did recipe for meatloaf, man. What about this song? That's my nigga, man. He was singing.   I did. I did my own thing, but I'm in my new world. Okay. All right. Oh, sing that song. I can't go for that. No can do. That's a vlog. All the notes, they two of the dopest white men out there. What you think they were talking about? You need to show up.  We had this conversation all the time. What's your favorite white person song? A Whole Tank. Yeah. It's a hard question for us, man. I think that's my favorite one. It's too hard to pick one, man. It's too hard to pick one. Red Hot Chili Peppers under the bridge. Oh, that was a good one. That is a good one. Dream of California Cation with a paw.  You gotta bring up Scottish kids. Can we talk about Dog Street? Man, what are my favorite white people songs? It's my man, my man name. I can't remember the name, but there's new kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Makes me sick. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. I take it like a hand one wish. That was my shit, man. Butterfly, sugar. Oh, yeah. Crazy town.  I just be walking through the airport like it's the early 90s and I just play some.   I know that's right. You ain't got DPM, Lil Bay. But he black though. Eagle Eye Cherry.    Abracadabra?   What's my other shit? Jessie is a friend. Oh, yes, she's been a good friend of mine. That's Rick Springsteen. But lately something's changing and hard to define. She's got a simple girl and I want to make her mine. Because he's watching her with those eyes. And she's rubbing them with body. I just know it. And she's holding them in her arms late at night. Jessie is scared. That's one of the most disrespectful songs I've ever made. Disrespectful. Stacey's mom is going on. Stacey's mom is got it going on. Stacey and I come over after school we can chill all night. They got some R&B songs for white people. They actually remade a Michael Jackson song and it was good. Because you can't just redo Michael Jackson's song. Dirty guy. What song was it? Any of you okay? So criminal. And it was good. Like you can't just. I'm the man who will fight for your honor.  Why is she about to sing that song? You'll be friends knowing together that we did it for the glory of love. But I'm from movies. What's the Lion King movie we were singing the other day? Disception. Disgrace. We be prepared. After the king, why is he sick? No, we're going to kill him again. My favorite Disney song is Got That Mulan. Me too. Which one? You could be so cool. That new Disney movie with the spain.  Really? What's wrong with him? Bruno Wilder's sad face.  I just have so much love inside. I'm like, love inside. Every time we see each other I'm like, what you got? So much love inside. Big mood.  Because I like Cocoa. Cocoa is so good. The songs. But the songs are good.   I only watch that. My momma just that.  I only got to keep you and remember me. That's the only way you stay in the afterlife. That's the only way you stay in the afterlife. What's it called? The Cocoa Holiday? That's called right there, man. Yeah, that's a Murthas. Not Murthas. Murthas. You know I'm bilingual. I know that's right. You know that. It was really good. Cocoa is a good movie. You need to watch it with your daughter. She probably not already saying it.  Just respectful. I be mad. I be mad at my daughter. I be here. What you doing? Oh, I'm just watching. Something you wouldn't like.   I don't watch anime. I try to get somebody to get me into anime. But the stuff they told me to watch. You got to get a kid that's going to explain to you. Why you should and why you shouldn't like them. I need to watch it with somebody really. It's like a cartoon soap opera. Yeah, that's what he's saying. She do. I like stuff like that. I love cartoon. I love Marvel movie, everything. DC, I'm so into all that stuff. What's that shit? Beverly Hill? What's that cartoon show you put me on? Paradise PD. Oh, you talking about Netflix?  I love... What's the other one? With the kids in high school? Big mouth.  You know what show me and Licks really both love? The office. The office is a classic. I don't think everybody love it. If you watch it, then you love it. I went to Chicago a few months ago and I dragged one of my best friends with me to go to the museum and she was miserable. She was one of the people who hates the office. But it was so much fun. I think it's an acquired taste. It definitely is. It was so much fun. That's not one of those shows that you can tell that it's an acquired... For example, I love True Blood.    Grayson, that had to be true. It's like an acquired, but literally they still get 4 million viewers. Their numbers are crazy. Law and Order. You know what I mean? You got your steak with your martins and living singles. Why are you trying to bring back so many shows? Because we still watched all of them. A Rebuild of New York Undercover. Why we these things?  Don't talk bad about it.  Do you see the Rebuild for Fresh Prince or something like that? Wait till they get to the Jefferson. They're going to need a Jordan. They're going to need a new Jordan. I can see you walking in there. Show us your wall. Show them how you're going to do it. Yeah. Whenever they... Whenever they're going to grow the sacks. Whenever they're going to grow the sacks. That's when I'm coming in.  I'm going to be a father on the 76. I'm in. You know how you be dressing up now. So you going to be in the 70s. Oh, amen. You got amen. In the church though. Babies and all the scandal. He out in the community trying to stop gangbangers. Missy is ill. That's what she's going to do. That's when I'm going to do other shows. She's going to be out there. Oh, man.  I'm getting one of these reboots. Those people watching this show, they need to know that we out here. I like the reboots. I feel like as long as you have a creative spin on it, why not?   They know what they want. Hey, can we get it from the script this time? Yeah. Lines. Lines. Hey, guys. Let's try to stay on paper today, okay? We really behind. We got a lot of catching up to do. We really don't have time to improv. You know what was a good show on Netflix though? And I feel like we haven't had that in a long time, something new. What was Mike Epps show that he had? The Upshow. It was so good.  Yeah, it was like a sitcom funny throwback. People be trying to do sitcoms and bring them back, but it don't be good. But Mike Epps show was funny. Everybody was funny. Shout out to Ms. Pat. Oh yeah, Ms. Pat show is funny. Yeah.   Like in person? Mike Epps is like one of the only comedians who I like. That's all I'm going to say. First of all, nigga.  That's the end of the show. First of all, I was not done because I actually was going to say y'all too. It's 3-0. I'll say this. I will say this. I will say y'all. But we have conversation.  I feel like it shows though. I do feel like when people you know how like everybody sit there and they'll have debates about who's the best comedian, rapper, whatever conversations they have. I honestly, I take offense to it when people don't bring y'all's name in the conversation. I do because it's like it is offensive. I don't think nobody is funny. And when we went to Jacksonville, when I tell y'all I was cracking up. I had a literally a good time when I came on the show. Every single time I'll be like, these niggas is legit funny. Man, if you tell people to name they top five comedians, three of the motherfuckers is dead. Two of them don't do comedy no more. Or not only that, maybe one of them might have never won. Or go on Instagram skits where they can just sit there and think about it. No, no, no, I'm just saying like niggas, if you can sit down and think of a skit and be funny. They literally are like improv. I do think that's true. If you ask the average person who they top five comedians are they gonna name three people who dead and two niggas who don't do comedy no more. These people will be about 15, 20 years behind on their opinions of who comedians are. Right. I don't say people now because of that. Right.  Homage.  That's what they watch. That's all they got access to. So you can't knock them.  Who cares?    When you told that lady she had the Spongebobby cooking burgers in I don't care how many times I watch that I'm a laugh. I think Kanye seen that clip. That is the funniest clip. I think Kanye seen that clip. Because after we when he was like that lady they was at the show. No, not that way. When the lady had the boots on it was all like what the fuck? What would you say that?  That's what I'm saying.  We ain't able to make connections and tie things together that most motherfuckers not even gonna notice that you look like. Carlos told a lady. She was in a wheelchair.  He did. Why did you do that? You are not living properly. Those are the funniest shows ever. That's why I just wanted to give y'all y'all props because y'all are we won't take some props. We love y'all pump y'all pump them up and we here to get it y'all. We are because y'all because it's funny. You should love we're cranking up and niggas do not make me crack up. Do we? And they don't? Except for my girl. Except for my girl. It's really funny like I literally went to his live show and I was cranking up. I've been to a few comedy shows and I don't be laughing.   A lot of people think they way more funny than they are. Tell me about it. Well let's stop this. I'm in the business. I'm out there in the front. We not hating on nobody.  I think it's crazy. I know man and scene. That's what I'm telling you man. I need to be. What y'all got to come down there? What y'all doing next? We about to start touring. Yeah, we about to start touring. It's gonna be in March? Yeah, it's gonna be in March. I'm there. I'm definitely. Yeah, for sure. That would be amazing. We're dropping the tour dates soon. We're always working on a new merch. We actually have our merch on right now. We got some of it over there. We got some of it over there. We got some of it over there. What you got to show on the heart? Period. That's my favorite pose. Of course we're gonna do Atlanta, New York. We're gonna go to a few different places. We got new merch dropping. Incense. We got more merch with the show. We got the show. I'm super excited about that. We actually just had our first live show in Nashville. Yeah, I know. In November. Two shows on one night date. What did you know that you got? Don't tell me. Get them to yourself. I'm in to the show. Everybody got that show.  What's up, man? Yeah. Luffy, y'all. We put them for y'all. We pushing for y'all. Thank you. And y'all got our support and everything that y'all did. We appreciate it. Thank you. All the way. This is another classic.  It's all the way. This is another classic.  We did it again. Yes, you do. Not all of it. You love me down.  She be on show. Colos love me. Colos love me, babe. Damn.  I am. They say hairy girls got good pissies. Yeah, no, that's what they say. All right.    We saw that. We saw a web of change, too. Like, it was the moon went down right before she changed all the way. That's what they said. They be lying. Another hairy girl on the job. Say what you see. Say what you see. Say what you see. 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So RED is an international mechanism to reduce emissions from deforestation and forest degradation in tropical countries. Forest emissions represent between 12 and 18 percent of total greenhouse gas emissions globally. And in 2005, the Coalition of Rainforest countries came to the UN SCCC, the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change, and proposed an international program with support from developed countries to support developing countries reduce emissions from this major source of greenhouse gas emissions in their own countries. Not necessarily, it's not set up as a compensation scheme necessarily. There are some people that are formulating it that way, some groups are trying to formulate it that way. Others are looking at it more as assistance. This is something that developing countries want to accomplish, and they're looking for technical assistance as well as financial assistance from developed countries to be able to do this. One of the technical challenges to implementing RED is determining what your impact is. How much have you reduced your deforestation emissions? In order to do that, you have to be able to quantify carbon in your ecosystems. You have to be able to quantify the transfer of carbon and other greenhouse gases from your ecosystems to the atmosphere. This is technically challenging, particularly in countries where you don't necessarily have forest inventories. They go back over time, so you don't know how has the growing stock in forest changed historically, and then have we actually made a change in the trend from what was, if we project from the past into the future, have we actually made a change in this trend or not, or are we still doing business as usual? We need to be able to quantify this. So it's technically complicated to determine how much area has been deforested, but also, more importantly, how much carbon from the area that's been deforested ends up in the atmosphere. And that's where our work in the peatlands in particular is very important right now. Peatlands are some of the areas in Southeast Asia that are changing the most rapidly, and we know the least about the carbon density. And the reason that it's difficult is because emissions are persistent from peatlands. If you drain peat, you expose what was otherwise protected because flooded peat is anaerobic. There's no oxygen there. The microbes have problems decomposing the peat. Once you drain it, and it becomes an oxic environment, the microbes can decompose the peat. And every year that it's drained, an additional 8, 10, 12 tons of carbon per hectare goes from the peat to the atmosphere. And so what we're trying to do is nail down those numbers and come up with proxies or general numbers or ways of differentiating so that a developing country that wants to implement an inventory and isn't going to go out there and measure the carbon loss in each particular ecosystem can come up with some interesting proxies and say, well, we think we're losing 5 tons for these ecosystems because we're managing it this way. We're losing 10 tons from these ecosystems because we're managing it this way. So we're trying to come up with these numbers that countries can use to better quantify what's the effect of changing forest cover and changing land management in these peatlands on the atmosphere. So mangroves are an interesting case because there's such a rapid rate of deforestation, particularly here in Southeast Asia. We figure we're losing... We've already lost probably about 60 or 70% of the mangroves and we're losing them at 3 to 4% of the remaining mangroves per year. These mangroves have very, very deep sediments that are buried carbon for a long time. And once you remove the vegetation, those sediments begin to erode and that carbon gets re-suspended in the water column in the coastal zones and can oxidize and then be transferred to the atmosphere. So much, much larger stores of carbon than we have in, say, tropical forest in the uplands or what we would normally think of as a tropical rainforest. We have 6, 8, 10 times as much carbon in these mangroves as we have in these types of forests. So there's an awful lot that gets mobilized and then transferred back to the atmosphere. Once you remove the vegetation, start doing other things in these mangroves. It's particularly important to understand the carbon emissions from these because these ecosystems make such a large contribution to the national emissions from Indonesia, from Malaysia, from other countries here in Southeast Asia. If you're going to be able to figure out what is the total emissions and then determine what are the emissions reductions, you have to understand what's happening in these ecosystems. If you don't understand what's happening in these ecosystems, you're missing maybe 20, 30, 40% of the whole story from these countries. A couple of reasons these ecosystems are being cut down because most of the population in these countries lives near the coast and these ecosystems are all lowland coastal areas. The peatlands are sort of the freshwater side, the mangroves are the saltwater side. So there's a lot of people living there and population is growing so there's a lot of pressure on these ecosystems. These ecosystems also traditionally have been wastelands, places where people don't want to go. So people have been farming on the mineral soils and trying to stay away from these ecosystems because they're inhospitable, they're full of mosquitoes, they're full of dangerous animals, there's tigers, there's orangutans, there's a lot of problems trying to work in these areas and they're wet so they're not really pleasant ecosystems to spend a lot of time in. But as population pressure grows and as technologies become available to convert these ecosystems and use them for economic purposes, there's been more and more pressure to move on to these lands. And the other thing with these lands is that there's not a traditional ownership, so there's uncontested ownership. They belong to the state so you can get a concession and go in there and you don't have to fight with other people who might have claims to the land. So the idea behind carbon debt is that once you deforest an area, you've created large emissions.  The first set of emissions that came about from clearing the forest, from converting those lands to this new land use. These carbon debts can take several decades to several centuries to pay off. In the case of peatlands or mangroves, the amount of carbon that's released by any other activity that you put on that land to try and reduce emissions, it would take you at least 100 to 200, 250 years to repay that carbon debt. So it's a big part of the equation. If you're going to do things to reduce emissions or the impact on the atmosphere, you have to understand what's the total impact of your system on the atmosphere, not just take one part that you care to look at. You have to do a full life cycle analysis and you have to account for the emissions that were created as you converted this ecosystem and created your new ecosystem, not just what you're able to sequester or remove from the atmosphere by this new ecosystem. So for example, in Sumatra there's an awful lot of conversion of peatlands to produce oil palm. The oil from palm can be used as biodiesel and this biodiesel is being sold as a biofuel, it's green, it can help reduce fossil fuel emissions. But the case of peatlands in particular, you have a very large biomass that you remove but then you go on and you emit 8 to 10 tons of carbon per hectare every year that you're producing oil palm on there from the peat decomposition. You have to then balance that against what's the fossil fuel offset. If you don't balance it, you are having a negative impact on the atmosphere while you're telling yourself that you're actually having a positive impact on the atmosphere by not burning fossil fuels. And the atmosphere doesn't really care where the carbon comes from. If it comes from fossil fuels, if it comes from peat, it's still carbon in the atmosphere and you still get the global warming. This research is particularly important for policy makers and for decision makers because understanding the carbon emissions is fundamental to actually having an impact on the atmosphere. If you undertake policy processes or make policy decisions and you don't actually quantify what's the impact on your atmosphere, you could have unintended consequences. You could be telling yourself that you're actually having a positive impact when you're not. By doing this research, by putting real numbers on this and understanding the uncertainty around these numbers, because sometimes the uncertainty is even more important than what the number is, you can figure out your level of confidence that what you're doing through your policy processes, what you're doing through your improved practices are having an impact on the atmosphere. Specifically for red, this is going to continue to be important because this is going to help us over the next 7 to 10 years remove the obstacle of greenhouse gas inventories and carbon accounting from all the obstacles that there are to implementing red effectively. This is a technical obstacle that we can solve or make significant progress on in the next 7 to 10 years. Continuing this research is going to be important to address the technical constraint of accounting for your emissions but also targeting your interventions so you get the most bang for the buck. When you invest some money, you're actually investing in the highest emissions reduction possible or the lowest cost emissions reduction possible.


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