Make sure you go copy merchandise at www.donflop.com forward slash shop and also follow the Twitter and Facebook which is below On the right hand side, an absolute legend in Don Flop, I'd say so myself Make a bit of noise for Ogreos Left hand side, one half of the two on two current title champions Make a bit of noise for Marlowe There's no flip involved in this battle Marlowe decided he wanted to go first so it's round one on Marlowe Are you ready? So it's Marlowe versus Ogreos Obviously That's the match we're commencing with Riggs just introduced us What's it like to be bald? Does the look shine through?   Because it's like the doctor always said when the follicles are dead the follicles are dead Well of course I went to see a trichologist instead Now suddenly anything is possible with meds The godliest of threads would be dropping to my neck Was I a blonde or a brunette? He started promising me dreads It was some miracle cure but like how costly could it get? He said that would be three hundred and seventy six dollars for the set I said dollars he said yes Now I'm three hundred pounds out of pocket in a den Probably just stress What? It was bonding with my friend Ogreos You're alright Bold pride Probably if I finally have more hair than my opponent That's the chemo's fault Bold Because your head looks like a phrenology head on a philosopher's shelf rack If that hairless ceiling could share its feelings it would sing an Adele track You get sentimental VO5 gel pack You smell that Michael Stipe from REM called He wants himself back I knew it was you from the way he told me Didn't even name you homie Just send me a skull face emoji Then the tree emoji Then the peace emoji Then the tea emoji Then the soup emoji Then the pee emoji I said oh can you please Stop sending me emojis What are you doing? You've got a new opponent mate I said okay great He said no no wait Then the praying emoji Some more nature emojis I said Jesus choice What are you saying here homie I said letter S I said right He said yeah do you want to battle him I said um fine When's it happening Then he sent me the calendar emoji time Don't worry about going bald It's just one of those things It's funny you're into molties And now you're molting I've never seen hair whisperer If your hair could talk If your hair could talk It would be a whisperer If it couldn't It'd be a good listener If it could sing It would be Christopher Marlon not Christopher He's from Reading In Reading Shire Or wherever Shire All I know is he left the shire Like a hobbit on a quest to find a better life And ended up in my neck of the woods And messed the fiber You could be Dressed in finer And I would still hate you with every fiber Trendy biker Gentrifier Reason that my rent is higher You exemplify the type of guy to Wip the sight of a resting spider Then tell him he's best to hire your recommended web designer I don't care about your new splendid diner Or the specs of your expensive cider Don't try and justify your means Just cause you think the ends are nicer I ain't angry It's no problem I'll move from happening To Tottenham By the time you get to Tottenham I'll be in Scotland As I see the effing signs on road Like what's sold by Foxton's It's a little London joke, I know But we should all get to running I'm John Snow telling everybody winter's coming The white walker's arrival They'll be at the wall by night The hillster's rising from the dead Cause they think it's quite cool It's a retro revival Nothing sacred to these zombies Everything's got to be viral They pop up in pop-ups with their pop-up cycles Natasha It's the Og monster I'm real They know what Oggy on You prepped for this battle by putting the office on And then show up In a style you copied from your favourite character This is the comic con Cause you and Adam all about the plagiarism Shuffle Tea got a blatant business Selling anything from two rhymes to a page of written And you play the system You get mates' rates for the same assistance It's a grave addiction Cause you keep needing a bigger dose You got this pillard running from pillar to post Cause you can't live with your own shit that you wrote But don't want to die so won't give up the ghost Before a single line's served You gotta meet Adam so he can go through his mind first These are the things I've heard and I'm a vegan So I don't mix my words It's a one-on-one So I'm facing a pair still I don't care if my fruit's survivalist A pair of grills A ramble In the woods It's a rare skill You could have seven shuffles Still wouldn't be a fair deal Two-on-two champs What do you mean? That's just a fiction I swear you're the only specialist doubles team in existence They don't guys that go laser quest Go laser quest And take their own equipment And shout Top Gun After every nine-year-old victim It's like when I make up prizes For those kids that otherwise wouldn't win them Like medal for most improved at wearing capsules And remembering to bring them There's different lines in this game Doubles ain't the same thing buddy It's the poor relation You Jamie Murray Bringing shame to Mummy Cos he got no hard boss And just do what you do And make it funny let's go Question What do you mean European teacher? You England mate I was in a tour surprised by this whole election in the States Forget President Trump This guy's teaching year sevens to ram What's he coaching them on sprinting days?  No thank you Marlowe I don't like juice Anti-selectic I was convinced he's got a secret to hide Like he's way too cool headed And peaceful at times The only dirt on him that's easy to find Is from the trees that he climbs Hey everyone You should give being vegan a try Meditation will lead you to the meaning of life And his wife Leave the soft guy act Ooh love the planet Be zen I do not buy that He smashed the window of a whole foods For having the wrong chai brand And he choked his housemate to death When he found his gong chai smashed You ask your girl a simple question And it leaves her with a gulp She wouldn't let you cock her So you beat her to a pulp Inside events Ogmios Mystical I believe in your cold Get home Ivan Hackney I did three for an assault Despite what I said It's blessed that you're settled So Found yourself a nice Polish girlfriend She your cherished rose Or she about to get to know The dark side of her fellow soul Cause in that Brexit vote You went for yes to go You came what you said at home So now your girl might leave you That's a different type of exit Alien trying to lift your consciousness But you ain't ready bro He meets and they like him Be in a shop send him home You hate me cause I was raised up In a separate zone I came from a state of zen And you a xenophobe Some thought I couldn't handle this They don't have a clue though They have average wit Some said I couldn't handle this They don't have a clue though They have average wit There's a body on the car Then his man is it It was Oggy in the study With a candlestick With a candlestick Throwing light on my manuscript Where I planned all this But you prints don't stay on page You the gatekeeper I break the cage You don't see the work That paved the way cause I'm low Key leaving earth This is a great escape You studied film So let me say it differently I'm still alone In goal Save the imagery Cause just to show you You won't be taking liberties I'm too sly for your pen I escape to victory Too sly for your pen Let them ponder Ridiculous punchline With a few words I make triple entendres You struggled to say one thing With a hundred I came to cremate this tomb And let the fragrant fumes Pervade the room And for those that didn't make it through They can pay in soon What your pen gets smoked On vapor view It's the way of the chosen few I write an oprah sitting on a throne of Zeus Ugly the Celtic god of golden truth Invoked through the focal tubes Unbroken every mind I've spoken to Ugly got a fire unfolken to In the pantheon of gods I am the go-to I am pan, a god and a go-to It pipes up It's the coldest tune Haunting melodies The tones of doom Like the devil himself Was phoning you Do-do-do-do Hello? Shuffle who?     With these grades What would he say?  Did Marlon call?  You thought they had them nice But got battered life And you saw the anger rise And you took the gas out of a phantom And he got flat inside Well, phantom died This was phantom life Well, I couldn't find a phantom life So I wrote life on the phantom side You can call phantom size But I'm not the one that took phantom's life You're a callous kind of parasite He was just a kid, that's infanticide But there's karmic law For that flagrant crime You wish you could go back to that bar And change that night But you can't have raised that time You pulled the tab So now it's payback time Because you remember stick From phantom stick, that team you battle, right? Little stick used to roll with this whole phantom Not phantom life, just phantom, right?    Pretty warm