Hello and welcome to the session in which we will start to discuss the income statement. This topic is typically covered in a Chapter 3 or Chapter 4 Intermediate Accounting course and also this topic is heavily covered on the CPA exam. Therefore I call this FAR Boot Camp Income Statement Part 1. It's going to be Part 1 of 7 part. In this part, we would look at the usefulness and limitation of the income statement and we'll cover the other parts in subsequent lectures in order to fully understand the income statement. The income statement is a topic that is very important whether you are an accounting student or a CPA candidate. So whether you are either or, I suggest you take a look at my website farhatlatchers.com. I don't replace your CPA review course. I'm a useful addition. I can explain the material differently. I can provide you with alternative resources, alternative explanation, which in turn will help you understand the material, which in turn will help you pass the CPA exam. 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So the first thing we're going to do, part one is look at the usefulness and limitation of the income statement. The first is we need to know what is the purpose of the income statement? What is the use of the income statement? Why do we have the income statement? Well, simply put, income statement provide past performance. Well, what is that past performance? It tells you whether the company was profitable or whether the company is incurring a loss, but notice the word past. So if it is past, well, how useful to us? Well, if we can look at the past and look at revenues and expenses and determine that income, and there's more to the income statement than revenues and expenses, but this is basically a simplification to start the process. We're going to see the income statement will have much, many, many more component than those two. We'll look at revenues and expenses. And as a result, what we can do, we can predict. We can help us predict future performance. So we're going to look at past performance to predict the future profitability of the company. For example, if Ford Motor Company is increasing sales 10% year after year or increasing profit 10% year after year, giving everything else is equal. We can predict that trend to continue unless we have new information, new economic information. But if that's their past performance, it will help us predict the future. Why would it help us? Why is that useful? Well, that's useful for investors and creditors because as an investor or as a creditor, you're interested in income. Actually, you're interested specifically in cash. Income is a predictor of cash. If the company is making a profit, you would expect the company to turn that profit into cash. And that's all what investors are interested in. When you evaluate a company, you want to look at their future cash flow. Well, where do cash flow comes from? From their sales. Sales, then they deduct their expenses. What's left is profit. If I see that profit is growing and I can also measure if they are converting that profit into cash flow, then I have some certainty that their cash will be coming in future years. So it shows us, all what it shows us, year over year profit or loss. But that's important. Now that's important, but the income statement will have many limitations we have to be aware of. Some limitations are not all performance items are measured reliably on the income statement. So not everything that affects our earnings is measured on the income statement as well as our expenses. Certain unrealized holding gains and losses, they are not listed on the income statement. They might be listed somewhere else, but they're not on the income statement. Company reputation, if the company has a good reputation, that's going to improve our net income, which eventually will improve our cash flow. But that's not on the income statement. It's important, but not on the income statement. Customer service, if we have a good customer service department, that's also going to help our income. It's going to help our revenues. It's going to help our reputation. So they all feed into each other. But unfortunately, we cannot show that number on the income statement in any way, shape, or form. So that's some of the limitation. Other limitation will be different accounting method used by different companies. When you're evaluating Pepsi versus Coke, guess what? If they're using two different methods, then you're going to have to kind of do a little bit of work to determine the true profitability of the company. So one company could be using FIFO. The other company could be using LIFO. One company could be using the completed contract method to measure revenue. Another company could be using the percentage of completion method. Now, if you don't know what these methods are, just know if two different companies are using two different methods, they might come up with different numbers. So we have to make adjustments. That's another limitation of the income statement. Because different methods are used, you have to be careful on how you evaluate income. Because one company could be using the completed contract method generating income, the same company could be using a different method and generating a loss. Well, it doesn't mean the company generating a loss is not good. It all depends on the method that they are using. So you have to be aware of that. And the income statement doesn't tell you the full picture. Other limitation, the use of estimates and judgment. And that's something inherent in accounting. We make many estimates and many judgments, such as bad debt. When we estimate bad debt, it's an estimate. We estimate bad debt expense. When we estimate our warranty, again, the word estimate is there. Well, if it's an estimate, it means we can overestimate or underestimate. Depreciation figures, well, when we estimate the life of the usefulness of the asset, when we estimate their salvage value, even the depreciation itself, the depreciation method is a form of estimate. So notice those different accounting method and different estimates, including not all items are captured on the income statement, will give us some serious limitation for the quality of earnings on the income statement. What is the quality of earnings? How good or how reliable are your figures, the figures that you are reporting? Remember, we have different accounting methods, estimates, judgments, which in turn will affect the method. Now you have to understand management have incentives, have incentives to do what? To manipulate the numbers. And these accounting, different accounting methods, estimates and judgment, it gives management room. Options to manage, to smooth income, to either meet Wall Street expectation, meet the market expectation, meet the investor's expectation, meet the creditor expectation, or manipulate the numbers to earn their compensation package. For example, if management wants to earn a certain figure, because based on that certain figures, they can exercise their stock options and they can make profit for themselves, they might manipulate the numbers, they might manipulate earnings. So we have to be aware of this as we are evaluating the income statement. So the quality of earnings is important. And in the real world, accounting irregularities are penalized heavily. Simply put, when investors find out that the company somehow is manipulating earnings, cooking the books, even stretching their accounting method, guess what? The stock price will suffer heavily because once that reputation is lost, because all what investors rely on is your accounting figures. Once they lose that trust, they can no longer trust you. Therefore, your stock will suffer. Then your stock will sell at a discount. If the creditors want to lend you money, they're gonna require you to pay more in interest expense to compensate the risk, because they cannot rely on your figures. You want the quality of earnings to be very high. How is the quality of earnings high? Well, be conservative. Don't fudge the numbers. Report the numbers as accurately as possible. So if the numbers cannot be relied on on the income statement, the whole usefulness of the predictive value of the income statement that we talked about, it lost its purpose. Remember, at the beginning, we said the purpose of the income statement is to help us predict future earnings as a result, future cash flow. Well, if I cannot rely on that prediction, if I cannot rely on your income statement, I have some reservations. If I wanna buy your stock, I wanna buy it at a discount. Why? Because I'm taking risk. I wanna buy it at a cheaper price, not at the current price that it's trading at. Therefore, the price will suffer. If I want to lend you money, again, I want to be compensated heavily because I'm taking more risk because I cannot truly rely on your figures. So any accounting irregularity, especially on the income statement, especially with revenues, is penalized heavily. Therefore, the quality of earnings is an extremely important component of reporting. So company will have to report objective numbers, reliable numbers, accurate numbers. Guys, remember that we talked about the conceptual framework. They have to follow all these rules. At the end of the day, I'm gonna remind you whether you're an accounting student or a CPA candidate to take a look at my website, farhatlectures.com. Once again, I don't replace your CPA review course. I'm a useful addition. I explain the material differently, help you understand the material, which in turn will help you pass the CPA exam. 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Talks between Lamar Jackson and Baltimore Ravens have been very, very quiet. Not quiet from the inside because I'm sure they've been going back and forth but quiet on the outside because we have just been given a limited amount of information and it's been crazy. It's been crazy because we're just waiting and hoping and wondering what's going to be next between the two, especially now since Jalen Hurts, he done got paid. But what was done yesterday by me, by a lot of people, we did a lot of comparing, comparing in contrast to the deal that Lamar was reportedly offered from the Baltimore Ravens that he allegedly turned down from the Baltimore Ravens. But in my apology, see this is why I love Team Keep It Clean so much because if I missed something, if I forgot something, which I did, my apologies, y'all, so I'm sorry for that. Y'all will let me know kindly and respectfully, which I appreciate, but y'all will let me know. So thank you for letting me know. Jalen Hurts deal, it was a five year extension, 255,000, a lot of money. We went through all the details and whatnot, cool. And we compared it to the deal that Lamar was reportedly offered before, back in September, but back on March 14th, Baltimore beat down. They had posted that Lamar Jackson turned down. They said it was from Adam Schefter. Lamar Jackson turned down 200 million guaranteed deal back in September. So 200 million dollar guaranteed deal back in September. That's what they say in Lamar Jackson allegedly turned down. And Lamar Jackson initially, he didn't use any words. Because again, the total guarantees that from what we've been talking about, that there's the same deal now, same deal. But Lamar Jackson, he had quote tweeted that and said it was cap to this cap. And basically he was saying that it was a lie. That's not true. That's not real. That's false information. So, and I had completely forgot about that whole thing. So that's all me. My apologies, y'all, because again, Lamar saying that that's not true. That's not true. And then he followed that up because with him just put in the cap gift, the gift for the guy wearing like 50 different caps. With him saying that, with him putting that, that could make you wonder, like, OK, is it cap that Lamar Jackson turned down that deal? Or is it cap that he was even offered that deal? I would think it was the offer that that was the deal that was offered. I would think it would be leaning to that because if he turned down that deal, then it'd be like, OK, he turned out it's no part of negotiations. You're not going to accept every single deal that's offered to you. So I would think you would be leaning more towards speaking that that that was the deal that was in place. But again, do we know? Hey, I don't know. But maybe Lamar Jackson, he did a bit of semi clearing it up in the tweet that followed, and he said one hundred thirty three slash three years. So basically one hundred thirty three mil three years fully guaranteed. And he put the little face there. It was like, but I need an agent question mark. Then he put the laugh and emoji in the shake in my head emoji. So one hundred thirty three, three years fully guaranteed. This is why I appreciate team keeping clean so much because a couple of y'all reminded me of this in a comment section. I completely forgot, completely forgot. So when you do the math on that one hundred thirty three, because again, with the hundred thirty three number, that's been a number that has floated around a lot. And people want to fully guaranteed is guaranteed. Is that do a sign in? Well, what is it? Because the hundred thirty three mil was reportedly what was fully guaranteed as signing according to the report that's out there. That's out there like a this is what the Ravens offer Lamar. They said it was a five or six year deal worth up to two hundred two hundred total guarantees. But the total value was two hundred fifty mil, but two hundred in total guarantees, not fully guaranteed, but total guarantee. So some eventual guarantee, some springing guarantees, some guarantee that's signed in all the mix of everything guaranteed and everywhere you could possibly get it. So then then, of course, all the incentives that would help it get to two hundred fifty mil. But back to that hundred thirty three mil. For the report for the deal is being reported that that was due as signing by Lamar saying, no, that the deal that he apparently was offered one hundred thirty three mil for three years, fully guaranteed. I had a full guarantee part. It's great. But one hundred thirty three mil for three years. And when you do the math on that one hundred thirty three divided by three, that's forty four point three. That's that will be the average per year that will be fully guaranteed. But that still puts him not necessarily low. But compared to some of the top guys, I mean, he wouldn't be one of the top guys with that forty four maybe up there still significant raise now. And again, fully guaranteed. But I'm sure he wants to aim higher. So I had to come on here and address that because now. Now I feel like I feel like we back to at least me, I can't speak for y'all. But now I feel like I'm back to like where we started. Well, again, I got to go back to my my what I was saying before. And I got to get back to saying it again. We won't know till we know. We won't know till we know. So hoping that something could get done, hoping that something could happen with Lamar Jackson and the Ravens, whatever it's going to be, whatever the office is going to be, whatever the deal is going to be. I'm hoping that they could both come to an agreement. Ravens will pay Lamar. They take care of him and he will. It will be something that he likes to both sides can be happy. And again, in negotiations, some's got to give it. Got to be some give and take from both sides. So we get it. We get it. But I completely forgot about all that. So Lamar was like, hey, that was one of them Lamar moments this off season where Lamar just tired of all the talk, tired of everybody saying this and that. He said, you know what, let me clear some stuff up real quick for these people. And, you know, that tweet wasn't deleted. It's not going to still there. You can go look for it for yourself. It's still there. So he's standing on that one, man. But this whole process, man, it's just it's been crazy, man, because it's it's all it's something after nothing and it's like it's been it's always been something. But at the same time, it's really been nothing to claim on contract there yet. Ain't nothing happened with the contract yet. Ain't nothing signed yet. Ain't nothing like there's nothing yet. So we're still waiting. And we will just continue to wait. But anyway, I love y'all. I always appreciate y'all. Like again, correct me if I say something wrong. If I miss something, I appreciate that y'all will let me know exactly what it is that I missed. So that's that's why I love you and y'all will do it with respect. And some people that do it on the. You wait about those people or the people that can do it with respect. I appreciate you. Love y'all team. Keep it clean. Appreciate y'all.  This is guaranteed that I got to give a shout out to the new the two newest team. Keep it clean patrons. My guy they go. I just lost it. Oh, there it goes.  Keep it clean patron. And also, I know there's one more and I do not want to miss them. My guy, Antoine, so appreciate the both of y'all being team. Keep it clean patrons. Thank you. If any y'all like to become a team, keep it clean patron. To support the channel a little bit.  Whenever we live stream, you know them live streams could pop up randomly.   But now a shout out to all of y'all, but I appreciate y'all very, very much. But anyway, I love you. Thank you. And like we're hoping Lamar won't be a lot of us are hoping.  But like I'm hoping Lamar won't be at the end of all of this. And my boys are savage and open challenge and mad at making rage quit. Exit out the door. You was free to team with a bottom.


In this video, we're going to have a look at how much we can learn from user experience, research, and practice, or user experience, or sometimes UX design. And let's have a look at a recent article from the Neilson-Norman group who do a lot of research on how people read on the web. And they have discovered something that is often talked about. It's called the F-shaped scanning pattern, which is how people scan the text, which is usually in sort of an F shape, which means at the top, they scan all the way through. And then as they go down, then just simply stuck. They just stick to a simple line. And the Neilson-Norman group says that is actually not a good way for them to read. So some people say, we need to format it to follow an F. But actually, the F-shaped scanning pattern is a bad thing for users and for businesses, for people who want people to understand the text. Because that means users can skip important content, content simply because it appears too far to the right of the page. And they offer some suggestions. And as we go through them, we're going to find their remarkably close matches for the five principles that we talked about. So they start with the information structure. Their important points should be made in the first two paragraphs. We should make headings and subheadings outline, again, which is, again, give the chunks. Start group small amounts of related context, again, content together, again, chunking. Bold important words and phrases using guides. Use bullets and numbers to call out items in a list of process. So that, again, goes to structure. And so as you can see, that is very good advice. And the other advice is good as well, but it's more specific to the web. Perhaps the last bit that I might disagree with, cut unnecessary content. Perhaps we need to make sure that it is there somewhere available for people. We don't want to dumb our text down, but definitely not put it always forward or make sure that it is in a place where people can easily access it. But there is a whole new other discipline called UX writing that has emerged. And this is from a website called UX Planet. And there are some very good examples of how you can make your language simpler. So here is one example how to modify error messages. So for example, instead of having some of this impersonal language, failure and authentication error has occurred, you can replace it with sign in error, which explains better what it is. It's more relevant word, even though it's unnecessarily simpler. And then it says you enter that incorrect password. So you're speaking to the person. Now, the other thing you can do is that you can simplify the you enter the incorrect password by removing a few words. And you lose the direction, but maybe you made it easier to read, so you can say wrong password. So that is a useful thing. But even that could be improved, because the problem is, at the bottom, you have OK. And that seems like it's simpler, so that that should be good. But actually, in this case, it was too simple. So you need to, because it doesn't tell people the option. So what does OK mean, wrong password? So here we have an option to try again, or recover password. So you can give the user real options that they actually mean something to them. So that is an example of how you can both simplify and make language a bit more difficult, but make it more actionable. Now, another UX writer that has contributed here is Moses Kim. And then he wrote this nice article called No Magic Words or How to Write for the Web. And one of the things that that article talks about is don't think in terms of the company realm. Don't think about writing to internal audiences, but think about from the user's perspective, from the people outside who are reading your text. So again, I highly recommend having a look like that, because that has some good examples. So these are some of the basic lessons we can learn from UX research. But I recommend that you spend some time reading more from that area, because there's definitely good advice and a lot of good experience on how to make your documents more readable and actionable. In the next video, we're going to have a look at how to get there.


I'm not gonna swear.  Hello everyone, welcome to episode number 28 of The Mighty Michael, fully actual podcast. We're in Matt's house, aren't we? We just got the place clean and Mark just threw his oranges on the floor. Yeah, we got a house inspection coming soon. What, when is it? Tomorrow? Tomorrow. Tomorrow. That's scary.  I've got to stop swearing in the first five minutes. I've been saying this for two seasons. For two seasons, Matt. But we've somehow gotten through, but now they're onto us. So tempting to swear right now. As you guys know, we have to censor the YouTube podcast a little bit so we don't get age-restricted. But the uncensored audio is on Spotify. But we got a jam-packed episode for you today. We got a guest coming soon and Matt has no idea who it is. That's why we wanted to start so late. You thought that we were just mucking around in there? No, we've been waiting because we know there's a guest coming. And Matt, I can tell you it's a girl. Family member too. Well, it's not my sister because she's an Adelaide. She's filming a film. And it's not my mum because she would have told me. It's a female. Anyway, I've just been texting them. But they're not here for another 30 minutes. So let's get through most of this stuff first. How good was last week's episode, man?  That's so funny, everyone. We got Matt vs Michael. We got Tinder Adventures. We got fucking, fucking, fucking, man, hey? No, I'll be out. I'm so far behind. Can I say something? We have recently obtained Worm's Armageddon number two. It's in, we've been playing it the last couple of days.  This is the one where you were number nine in the world? Yeah, that's correct. You guys probably haven't heard that. We played on Twitch on Fridays usually. And look, a lot of people don't like to watch it. And I get it. It's very niche. It's very niche. But yeah, it's a fucking, it's a fun game. It's like chess kind of. And there you go. If you want to watch it, go to our Twitch buddy, Michael. Sorry. Also, Bozy's still going strong. He's, I think it's his medication. I Googled his medication. And there was all these reviews saying that, oh, the vet only gave my dog a few days to live. And now that was a year and a half ago.  So I don't want to get my hopes up. It's exciting. But like Bozy's doing pretty damn well. It's going to make sure he keeps taking that medication. It's like some Chinese herbal medication, but it won't stop his cancer from growing, but it will just stop the bleeding of the heart or something. I don't know. Look, it's good though. He's like back to normal nearly. He doesn't even seem like he's sick.  And now it's two and a half weeks later. Yeah, isn't that wild? He's a good boy. Well done, Bozy. He's such a good boy. So really good news there. And let's get into these bloody... What's been going on, actually?  You want to scream at everyone? I don't have any bad work stories.  I doubt that.  Don't tell anyone that. And you gun in? I do have some stickers though. Gun into works? Yeah, I'm getting... I'm starting to... Okay, I'm coming around. I think I said to you guys that the post office is like a sticker, like an underground sticker. Magnet. It's a service. And it is incredible how many stickers I've actually got there.  So you just go to the PO, to the post office. Yeah, a guy knows me now. I literally walked in and he goes... He's so fast. Two, five, six. Oh, that's me. What do you say? What's his name? I don't know. Asher? Asher Paul? We'll call him Asher for now. But yeah, so I scored these really cool, like smiley face stickers. Oh, from the PO Box? Oh, no, from the post office. We can't let him get PO Box anymore. And then, yeah. So it's so hard to pick which one I wanted to put on the front. But you know, it's always a bit of a... Why don't you put them all on? Yeah, because I didn't want to waste. I need space. So... What are you going to do when that thing's full? I don't know. I might start a big board behind me. But because, you know, everyone's real funny on here. We'll probably do the Jester one. It's a bit of a comedy guy. Put it near the fragile, because it means we're funny, but we're also very fragile. Right, well, I am definitely very fragile. I was top 10 in the world at one time. Smiley face. So yeah, I got a little smiley face, and it keeps a smile on my face. That's so fucked, man. Anyway. Weekends. Single. Weekend was just normal weekend, man. Oh, we met James Webley. Oh, yeah. James, yeah. Yeah, Webb's. Webe? James Webe. James Webe. And man, he's a professional eater. He's a fifth fastest eater in the world. Okay. Number one in Australia. Like he, and it is, it's just unbelievable. And like, it's, he doesn't even, you don't even train. He's just always, he figured out one day that he can just eat huge, insanely large meals. Yeah. He found out by accident that he could eat. He's always been able to eat a lot. And he just did a challenge. And he did it easily. And then he got on the news for it.  And that's his full-time job now. Well, try and get him on the podcast cause he had some very interesting stories next time he's in Brazil. But yeah, he's a professional eater. He went to the Echo, won the eating competition there, and then came over to our house and then beat us in an eating competition. He ate double what we ate. He ate a meter long pizza after eating like 20 Dagwood dogs an hour before. Was it 20 Dagwood dogs? In three and a half minutes, he set the record for the Echo. Can you imagine that? Oh. That is horrible.  Imagine his shits. He should start photographing his shits. Dude, that's what I said. I didn't say photograph. I was like, man, you must have the biggest shits.  We'll just say shits. We're going to calm him down. Yeah. Oh, and he's, oh, he said he'd start a fire. And he said he'd start a fire. And he said he'd start a fire. And he said he'd start a fire. 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And whoever wins this competition by the end of the season will win the infamous bottle of mints that separates us men just as it separated itself. The level is going down. The level of the cum bottles going down. Matt's been sipping out of it. I'm not the one who's opened it multiple times and threatened to drink it. It has been on our faces, me and my website. Going down. Yeah. Anyway, let's let's move right along because today's competition. I actually even gave the boys a bit of a heads up. Are you right, Matt? Sorry. I'm just trying to explain the rules. Yeah. We'll wait. Go on. Change them. Anyway, today's for today's Matt first Michael. We will find out who is better at show and tell. All right. So it's just like in primary school. You get up, you do a show and tell and whoever is better at show and tell is the most interesting and the coolest and like the biggest. Oh wow. Factor. They will win. And James is here to help me judge. Because I was a teacher. So I'm ready.  Okay. What are the rules? Because I've got so many ideas here. Paper, scissors, rocks, scissors goes first. What do we get judged on? So you've got a minute. I'm just going to. And I think it should be primary school rules too. So you can't swear. Don't you reckon? Okay. So I'm going to be presenting it to a primary school class. Okay.  What year? I think year six because I taught that the most. So let's go year six. Okay. And also are we judged on like how rad the thing is or how like, what, how like, has it got to be rare? Yeah. If you just show us like a pencil. It's like, okay. Just show us your best show and tell. Number one should be like the entertainment level. Like how interesting it is, the speech, how good the speech is. And then we work down from there. You know, like if you make mistakes, if you make mistakes, if you actually make mistakes, if it's like you don't get any better results, then starts taking points of um, and r-ing. Okay. Hang on, but we're year six level isn't it? Is a lot of o-mining iron. Oh I know. Hell yeah. And your six's yeah. Absolutely. Because it's its. You are, but it's not. It's a men pro. It's quite in pro. This isn't like a practice. Do you put a kid down if he was o-mining. Well, I never put kids down because that's mean.  Cause this one's improvised that if you're, if you're like an A level student, you wouldn't, um, an arm much, you'd be able to present your information quite well. Okay.  Do you want to go first? And how long do you reckon we give them 30 seconds? Good. Always go second. If you can, my brother, yeah, between 30 seconds and a minute.  All right, these are the rules. Paper, scissors, rock, ready to get up scissors, paper, rock. Sorry, I wasn't ready scissors, paper, rock. You'll be going first. Do you have any questions about the rules, Matt? Well, I should because you guys change rules all the time. When you go to judging, Marty will go, I know, but I'm going to judge on this. Do you want the last couple? You're doing really well. Last one. Okay. So just relax. You beautiful blonde hair in the extensions plugged in links, your links. Okay, always the tradie socks though. Look how much, how's the, how have they balled up so much? I think that's how they were designed. You wash, no matter how much I wash them, they ball up. Matt's got so knee. Yeah, but it's getting better. So Matt's gone first.  I guess here, but maybe do you want to sit here? Well, do you need to stand? I think it's depends what your routine is. So maybe I need to get, I need to make sure because you two are judging and, you know, change rules all the time. So I'll have to, I want to get close to you so you get a good. Why don't I sit where you are, Michael? So we can see you both. That's a good idea. And then you're here in the presenting stage. Three, two, one. Go. Go. So many moons ago, I was doing some exercise and basically I hurt my elbow and which is just standard for me these days on exercise. But this was a while ago when I was young and I hurt my elbow. I went in and they said, you've damaged it. They need to give you some steroid injections. Turns out I had a Bacytus and this Bacytus.  Anyway, so this is my Bacytus. Now you can touch it if you want. Oh, there it is. Shit. Oh, dude, don't don't polly. You can move it like that. Isn't that cool? I don't like that, man. That's so far in there now. Let's see. Show the camera. Get pliers. Let's get loose. Get pliers. The cameras missed out on all that presentation. Just saying. How'd you have Matt turn around and we were all gone? That's one minute and four seconds, Matt. That done? Yeah. No closing. Doesn't it? Yeah, it does go quite fast. I could have presented that better. But I don't realize how fast it is. All right, so Matt's show until I was. I'm not going to give Matt feedback because Michael would use that. So Michael needs to present now. All right, you're being fair. Thank you, James. Fairness. Fairness is key here at Marty and Michael. And that's why James is the best friend. That's why James comes out until he decides not to be nice. Yeah, but which is most is him for me. But sorry, I was thinking about Marty. You've got disco pants on today. Hey, is that what they are? I like them. I saw you warm up. They're pretty comfy. Yeah, you are my pink ones the other day look good on you. Are they yours? Yeah, they're the ones I found for a for a dress up day for Boystrip Mini. We got to do that again this year.  We're dressing up at Michael's box. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's for the party the second day and golf if you want.  Yeah, I might get. Yeah, I might get one too. Yeah, let me know when you go. Yeah, look, you'll be keen to all dress up about it. Something gross and all he hasn't had time to think of something amazing. I don't think so. He's gone to something that he knows he's pretty excited about. He knows it's already there. So he's going to get it. I could even see him. I could see him going around to the side shedding. Oh, it's going to be something. Oh, no, it's going to be something gross. He's going to outdo me. But is it really his? Once again, all right, he's Michael's back. All right, he's telling us not to look. Yeah, don't look. All right, we're not looking, Michael. Don't look, Matt. I can look. Oh, yeah. All right, can I remove my? Should we press start on the stopwatch as soon as we look up, Mark? OK, just let him know when. All right, you ready, Mark? I'm going to count down now.  Yeah, ready? Yeah, three, two, one, begin. And what we have here. I wasn't expecting that. Is it an original? Black Sabbath 1970s. You can't talk to him, right? No one said that in the rules. An original 1970s Black Sabbath poster from the 70s. So this is here. We've got Ozzy Osbourne sitting down. This is from the 70s. That's over 50 years old. Is it a photo or is it actually crazy? Beautiful. It's a poster. It's the poster of a photo once. But then let's just call it a painting. That's a painting. It's a cool painting. OK, what else? Thirty seconds. I also have two things.  Does it work? Spins around. Look, don't worry, you're safe. I didn't load it because school safety at our school. And that's that spitting on Michael's 70s picture twice was horrific to watch. You got Tony I owe me and that's not cool. Why didn't you talk? Why didn't you talk about the ghost in the in the photo? I forgot. The cookie got too hard in my head. So then I just thought it was a ghost story with it. Now, remember, if this is judging like as you would as like at a school with a presentation, yeah, pretty sure a good kid doesn't arm an R and a really good kid doesn't spit on the other kid's project when he doesn't tell the judges how to do their job, right? He would be striking the principles off it.    OK, well, that's for the teacher. I'll let you go. My excuse is I'm pretty upset that my mates just spat on my family. He's not even a friend at my school if he does that. So, yeah, that's a really important post that lucky. It's framed or I'd be in big trouble. It's just covered in salt.  Sorry, cut that cut that. Yuck, man. Anyway, it's beautiful. Does it smell? No, it's just the idea of you touching your own saliva is very gross. Pin ones came out of that. What? Dude. Dude. That is the thing in the world of that. And it just stands up, calmly stands up and walks to his car and drives off, drives off to the hospital really calmly. Oh, my God. But do you feel like just pinned his cheek to, like, the bottom of the eye or something? Well, this literally has a lot of things to have. Don't pull it all through it. So anyway, there you go. All right. Fuck, that's difficult. Are you going first on me? Yeah, I guess I'll go first. Oh, this will be interesting. So Matt's. I've already made my mind up, by the way. Matt's delivery was good, but, like, very, he projected well, but there was some arming and aring. Correct. And the, you know, his Chantel wall, interesting.   So it's like points for that, too. You caught between, like, oh, cool. And why are you showing me that you?  And Michaels was, yeah, definitely, you know, more interesting. It's colorful. It was quite interactive when he aimed it at us. I got a bit scared and a bit like I felt excitement. Yeah.  So Matt was right to spit on it. Sorry. So fuck, man. It's not for everyone.  Very close. I agree.  I chose to take out the behavior. I took out Michael's swearing and I took out Matt's speeding. Yeah, they cancel each other out. Because you can't take the fully actual out of the boys. OK. So I appreciated Michael's effort to bring in the things where obviously Matt's is attached to him. However, I liked the way that Matt described his morning, led up to a bit of a like he didn't show us for a little while. He sort of explained it and talked about it. And then he revealed that he knew a lot of information about it, too, which was quite good. Whereas, Michael, you should have known more information about your present. Yeah, that is why I am going to award this week. My personal opinion is to award it to Matt. And that is because kids don't do drugs. Thank you. I now award it to Michael. It's so easy to bribe. All right, well, that's I would have said, look, I was sitting on the fence. I'm sitting on the fence. So James has I'm saying Ty and James saying Matt. So it's Matt this week. Fuck, I can't believe that. It's such a half-assed handshake. But what's the score now? 14, 13 to Michael. 14, 13. So close. It's so exciting. Let me know in the comments if you think mine was better, because I reckon it was. Yeah, OK.  Please. It keeps us pumping, brother.   Yeah. Oh, sorry. If I'm not allowed to say that, Conor, just just cut that, I guess. But if I am allowed to say that, then don't cut that. Yeah. Sorry. All right, let's move along. It's time. It's good having you next. For Matt's favorite segment. Matt and Michael just kiss everybody. I swear I know. His nose is just touched and he made a kiss. Sound. All right, everybody. It's time for Matt's Tinder adventures. T-I-N-D-O. We have Matt's Tinder. Matthew Brown is lost control now. These women will lose their soul. Oh, look, Julian's here. Julian's here. He looks like a light. Good to see you, mate. What's happening? He looks like a light with legs. Oh, there he is. Julian's here. You comfy? Julian's here because. Hey, Julian.  Or they're a week away. No, I'm pretty sure it's there. I'm pretty sure it's there. Yeah, that's heavy. That's heavy. So ticket sales should for our finale should be available. Link in the description.  Book so we all of us can head there after and get on it with us. Get on it with Matt.  It's going to be a firetab.   No dog shots. No dog shots. But I live here. I might get drunk.  All right. It's in Brisbane, by the way. Anyway, Matt's Tinder Adventures. This is a segment where we've taken over Matt's Tinder and I use it so that Matt can get golf because he doesn't know how himself.  Links from Zelda, your links. He looked at me when I said that. He looked at me for a bit of his friend. All right, Matt starts the conversation. Daddy wants a little baby girl. And mama wants a man that knows how to hit the spot every time. Doesn't mean we're going to get what we want. Don't you worry. Daddy knows where mommy's spots are, especially when I want to deep up her back hole. Oh, really? How deep? 12 centimetres, and then I hook my fingers in and scratch. Scratch? What kind of animal are you?  Well, Matthew Brown, it's been a while, so I'm not desperate. So going to have to pass on that one. Thanks for the offer, though. I open my mouth so wide, my skin splits. My tongue's like circles in the air. You're missing out, baby girl. Daddy knows how to please his daughters. Well, that's weird. Oh, come on, now. You're keen for it.  And she hasn't replied to that. Did she unmatch? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Literally have no idea, Matt. I haven't double checked on. That's so crazy that you are that, bro. Winchin. All right, she starts this conversation. She's so keen this. Oh, you listen to the first few messages. This blows my mind, OK? Oh, God, here we go. Hey. Hey, how are you doing?  It's so bad. Other than that, I'm great. What's your purpose? Oh, my gosh, that's so hot. My purpose right now is to be filled yourself. You want to be filled? I can fill you if you want. My hot cream is bubbling away in my rectum sack. That sounds so good.  I have a massive aquarium in my laundry. And it used to have like 20 fish in it. They all died because I didn't clean the aquarium for like three months. Cleaned it out yesterday and it was fucked. Oh, wow, that's so gross. You definitely would have stunk. Yeah, the fish was so slimy and green.  When's your birthday and shit? I want to buy you something. So gross. My birthday has already been. It was 13th of June. You don't need to buy me anything, lol. What did you want to buy me? How about you? When's your birthday? Oh, yeah. The steak has undercooked fat and grizzle on it. It's so chewy. And the plastic bags are stuck in between my teeth. I keep swallowing bits of it. I wanted to buy you skin. There's actual human skin you can buy online. It's really cool. They turn into lamps and tablecloths. My birthday is on Friday. Why is there plastic bags in between your teeth? Oh my gosh, that sounds incredibly creepy and gross. That's awesome. What are you doing for your birthday? Happy birthday for Friday, if I forget. Because I was chewing on it, obviously. Oh, no, it sounds gross, but they clean the skin and everything. It's the newest craze. It's going nuts. Instead of animal skin, they use the skin from dead humans to try to stop animal hunting. Oh, yeah, I'm so excited. My friends really want me to try meth, but I'm not sure. I'm a bit nervous. Yeah, I guess I was wondering why you were chewing plastic. Oh, wow. Yep, no, I'll stick to animal skin, lol. But I mean, nice of you to offer. That's awesome to be excited for your birthday. Are you into drugs and taking drugs normally or socially? I just like the texture of plastic bags. Animal skin, that's pretty cruel of you and kind of gross. But OK, I guess you like the fact that animals get slaughtered. No, I don't really do drugs.  Have you? What's it like? Oh, yeah, sorry.  I like my meat.  But human skin, yeah, no, that's not cool to me. Yeah, OK, you do realize that ice and meth are the same thing. Though ice can be pure a form of meth. No, I'm not into drugs at all. Haven't touched anything, including weed. Not my cup of tea. Yeah, eating meat is fine, but killing animals for the skin is messed up. When you just prefer human skin off actual dead people, that way no one gets hurt. Just let me show you, it's not a big deal. The lamps they can make are actually really beautiful. Ice and meth are the same. Lol, why do they have different names then? Doesn't really make sense, does it? Ice is the street slash slang name for crystal methamphetamine. Ice and meth are the same name. Yeah, no, that's really gross to use dead people's skin. I wouldn't kill an animal for skin. For someone who doesn't do drugs, you definitely seem to know a lot about it. They clean the skin and treat it, so it's actually really clean and cool. Plus, you can color it these days. I've got a skin hammock, and it's surprisingly strong and comfy. What's your number? I'll send you a pic. You wouldn't even know it's human skin. I just finished a course as an enrolled nurse, but also my first boyfriend was a druggy, so I learned a bit. But he's also the reason I would never touch drugs. They do skin pillowcases too. It feels like you're laying on someone's chest. And she hasn't replied. Oh, this one's good. This girl knows our friend's mainland and chest.  No, I do more like circus stunts. Once I set myself on fire and jumped off a three-story building, it got deleted from YouTube though. Burn my arms. Well, that doesn't sound like a good time at all. It's actually so crispy and dense. My shoulders are swollen and I've fractured the base of my spine. What's the last thing you learned? Oh, wow, that sounds bad. Last thing I learned, do not do circus stunts or play with fire. Yeah, my mother cries when she sees me. She told me to get out of her house and kept saying it louder and louder. Those fragments of bone chipped off my skull and I can feel them digging into my skin when I move my head from side to side. I'm not sure if you're messing with me or being serious. No, I'm being deadly serious. I have some gnarly injuries from circus stunts. I haven't done them for ages, though, after my last injury. That was like seven years ago. Okay, well, I'm glad you stopped. Have you ever been to the circus? I can call Tommy. He manages the touring circus here in Australia and we can get some free tickets. Not sure my kids would like it.  They would love it. Kids aren't dumb. They literally are dumb. That's why they have to go to school because they don't know anything yet.   My seven-year-old is grade two and math and English is at year seven level. She has a scholarship to high school already. You went to school?   Hopefully you don't have children because speaking like that about kids is just not needed. And I'm sure if you told Maylan and Jess this video, they wouldn't agree either.    Did she unmatch from that? She hasn't replied, I guess she hasn't. Oh, dude, is there a way to see if she has replied right now? No, it's on the... Oh, actually, maybe, yeah. Oh, that's probably the best one we've had. Dude, that is insane, especially because it's like a friend of a friend. Oh, my God, that is so rough. I wish I could be there at the moment. She's telling them this story. No, she just hasn't replied. Oh, she hasn't unmatched yet, though. Okay, there's still hope. I'm just going to write another message now.  That might go on, Matt. Dumb!  I wonder if she's part of their mum group. Right, I'm just going to do a few sure ones now, okay? Okay. Sling the skulls of dead rodents into my bedroom. Ew, sorry, I'm not into necrophilia. Necrophilia? Yeah, I'm not into that either.  Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude.  Matt's trying to be a bit creative here and a bit playful with this one. He starts with initiate land sequence. I am a robot. I reach out my robot hand and smile. In Latin America, it is greeted with a kiss on the cheek.  I lean forwards and obey my master.  They're cold. I lean back and smile.  Hey, Mr. Brown, how are you?   What's you been? That's good, dude.  What's you been? Swinging on tree branches. What's you been? Well, anyway, that's Matt's Tinder Conversations.  So well done, Matt. All right. Let's move right along. Oh, man, that was lovely.   The kid one was good, especially because they know mainlander Jess. Yeah, that made it so much better. It's going to be even funny if they're a part of that little social media mums group that Jess runs. Reading that out would be so funny. Yeah, and then he said, he's definitely smiling.  Well, like they are, like they're not, you know. I guess, like, it's probably 100% sure that you would be smiling. Yeah, it's like saying, oh, a kid is short. Yeah, they're just, they're small.  They're not small. They haven't learned everything yet.  So what you said was factual. You just worded it a bit wrong, you know? Yeah, it was just a bit harsh to hear that, you know? I might not get an invite to the wedding now. Very, very. What's up on there? What do we got? You have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you. And this is where we answer your questions. If you want to stand to your question, comment on the Muddy Michael Fully on our YouTube channel. We answer the most like questions first. So once you've commented your question, have a scroll through and like the other questions you want to answer, Matt. Because we cut questions for always still catching up. We'll have to have people. Yeah, just remember, guys, we are, if you comment on that, we won't be able to read it for two weeks. Like, does that make, where two weeks? I'll be out of start collecting again.  Just remember where two weeks ahead now.  So I haven't been able to get the, we haven't had people asking a lot of questions because they think we're not, we're not real. We're not real. Yeah. So I've just dug out a few from the vault. Questions from Peter Hunter, two, one, one, three. Michael, how's your wedding planning going? How's your wedding planning going? It's going well. It's probably like two months away now. There's so many things on.  Is it two months away? I think so. Probably. Has it been stressful? Man, luckily Amber does all of it. It's amazing. Lucky man. So you've done nothing. No, well, I had to find my outfit. So you've done nothing. Man, the shoes I bought takes six weeks to make. So you've done nothing. Well, I had to go get the outfit. That was hard. It was two days. What about the seating? The seating? Have you done that? Yeah, I helped that out. I think that's all good. I feel like you just said, yeah, just, you know. Because I was, that took ages for us because you want everyone to sit near someone that like it's going to be a fun night for them. Was it, are you in circle tables or long tables? I think two long ones. Okay.  It's going well. You think? Yeah. Well, there's, weddings cost a bit of money. But I imagine spending heaps of money and then having to do heaps. That would be really difficult. Sorry. Sorry. So thank you, Amber. You have all the class. Thank you, Monique, too. You did nearly all of ours. But I did. Organize the suits. Yeah. Next question is from Maddie. You have when will Matt Brown participate in a bong break? At the end of the year. At the end of the year. When will you smoke weed with us? He's told us at the end of the year. If anyone's listening from his work, don't, this is a lie. But he's told us at the end of the year, one day after he's on holidays. You have the, but that's not true if you're from wholesome and everyone else. How cool is that? Would you do meth? This boy's trip. Two grand. Up to two grand. You said 10 grand. You didn't even do K. I think you said K.  I wish you would get around it a bit more, Matt. I just don't want to. No. It's not scary. If you smoke weed. Last like 20 minutes. If you don't do K.  Sorry. Please. We should get that put on a shirt. Can't. If you don't do K.  Well, how much would it take for you to do K. On the next boys trip? A thousand dollars. A thousand dollars? That's like, we get three bags of K. With that much.  If you don't do K. If you want the entertainment, you're going to pay the prize. But will you do K. $120 cash. Will you do K. Like all night? Just one bump. Yeah. If you're paying a thousand dollars, you're going to get what you pay for. Well, what about? No. We go 120 dollars. You do it once.  Hence my, well, I'm saying a thousand dollars because I know I'll get excited about it. We'll give you 120 and just have to have like a bump. And you're so cheap. Imagine if he and me.  My grand is fucking. That's a lot of money from HGK. We'll pay for the cat. Imagine if he had died immediately. Yeah. Just drops onto the face. No? Just fall. Just straight away. Talk to me. Dead. Oh, dude. That would be so, I feel so bad. Yeah. We're fully prepared. You're going to be doing them. The moment he touches it, he's instantly dead. Everything just stops working in his body at the same time. Everything just freezes instantaneously. So yeah. A thousand dollars. Oh my God. No. But you know why I'm not into it because I've seen two really bad episodes right in front of me. And I didn't tell me. Yeah. But our ball in both. So you guys didn't get to see it because you guys are all on it together. So you did not care. No. It's like, it's not that bad. I don't want it. It looks disgusting.  It's just, you just got to lose control for a second. I saw a little lock. I saw a little lock. He go through it and it was disgusting.  Yeah. But think about how much. He had alcohol with it.  Exactly. If you do too much ket with alcohol. Alcohol and ket? No, no. Okay. If you do ket soba, you will have the best time. That means I don't have that. Just just just ket for the night. No. No. No. Shit. If you don't do alcohol with it. Yeah. We'll probably do that the whole time. Four days. So boring. We won't be doing anything. I really hope one of you overdosed. Oh my God. Just so I proves my point. You can't really. I don't think, I think it's impossible to OD on ket. And we'll prove it to you. What's K-hole? Oh, wow. Thank you. Yeah. I didn't know that. Aram. No, I'm pretty sure ket's safe. I still stand by. I still stand by. I still stand by. I still stand by. I still stand by. I still stand by. I'm pretty sure ket's safe. I still stand by. You're K-hole, but you'll just come back eventually. Look, I reckon no alcohol will start you. You will not stop by the end of the night. I'm not going to do it unless $1,000 appears. That's a lot of money. I know. We might win big at the casino. I don't want you to. I don't want to do it. And then we can just put $1,000. Yeah. I don't want to do it. So you don't want to pay the money. I don't want to do it. So it's not going to happen. It's fine. $500. Oh. To do it once. We've only been talking about it for like five minutes and you've already gone from $120,000 to $500,000. I reckon by the time Boystrip comes, we'll be at $1,000. No. Do some ket now with us. No. How much would it cost first to do ket right now? $1,000. $800.  Would you do ket right now? Kat run. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm being dream. I'm glad you're at $800 already. Don't do that because we'll lose the audio. Next question is from Edward Hill. Why do you guys always have puree waters? Man, we've reached out to him trying to get a brand deal. I can't stand tap water anymore.  And we just, I don't know. I just really have gotten used to the distilled water. And it's so good. Even though I've been converted. It's so like flavorless that it's just so nice. Once you stick to it and you go back to tap water, it's like chemical.  I won't even have a sip of tap water. It's just too scary.  Sorry. But yeah, definitely get on it. If you want to like. Clean your teeth. Feel better. Forever. Like the movie. All right. Final question from the wonky donkey. If you guys discovered a new sexually transmitted infection, what would you call it? Yes. Cron. KROHN. Cron. Cron. Cron. Cron. Or Crohn's is already a disease. I like Cron. Cron's good. Cron's very good. Thanks, man. Surely there's something called Cron. C-R-O-H-N. Cron. C-R-H-N. O-H-N.  Oh, wow. I feel like that's right up his alley. Yeah. Should we have a quick bong break? If you want to. Shit. Is it Jeremy or Jeremiah? Jeremy. Who? Jeremy. Why? What are you talking about? At boxing. Demetri. No. What? There's a guy called Jeremy. I just call him Jez. Jez. Fuck. I think I said Jeremiah today. Did you have a session with him? No, but I just walked past him. Hey, Jeremiah. Oh, my God. That's embarrassing. Is that the bit of Jez-a-Dude? That's such a strange name to say. It's not that, is it? It's just Jez. Yeah. Fuck. That's like a cringe moment. Did you only just realize that now? Yeah.  How? Anyway, let's have a quick bong break. Okay. And we're back. And we're back. And we're back. All right.   We open everything live on the podcast.  You can leave the big box the next week.  Well, that box over there looks pretty insane. Oh, man. I still get scared sometimes opening things. Yeah, I don't like it. We have Matt's tin. There could be anything in there. It could be poison. It could be ants. Or mold spores. Oh, book. We have book. Big book. Do we have a book?  Oh, no. Look, we got the book. Ari gold rules to go rules to rule by the gold standard. Right. Okay. Well, thank you very much. We'll, um, we'll put that straight on the fire. That's a for client. No, I'm kidding. We'll, um, we'll definitely read this tonight. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to, do you want to read it and then give us next week? Give us a book review on it. Michael's going to give us a book review on that book next year. We've got cool pictures. And, um, just let everyone know what he thinks of it. Thank you very much. We've sent that in. What are you pulling out of them? That looks like some sort of bio degradable material. This is from Bulldog and Perf. Oh, what have we got here? Oh, some hair. Oh, some pubic hair. That's a hundred percent pubic hair too. Like you can tell from the thinness of it. All right. Well, cheers Bulldog. Let's add to our pubic hair box because we'll be gluing this to Matt's head on the season finale. All right. Chuck it in, Matt. Oh, how exciting is this boys? It's a feclaner. And please don't get it on me. Oh man. You're just going to have to put your fingers in there and scoop it out.  I don't want to breathe you around. Do you want to do it now? Michael? Or do you want to save it for next week? Oh. Oh, you fucking. I did it. Put a cube on my hand. Sorry about that. Please be snacks. Be careful. Be careful. Man. Looks fragile. It's. We have movies. It's from England. Movies. Tom Green. Tom Green. This is a Michael package. Bottom. Wow. Some old DVDs. What's bottom? So we've got a movie. And a game. We can pop a Blu-ray in and jet back to mine. Matias. That's me. I think it's. Matias. Oh. Shit. Please. Please. Shit. Did we? I'm pretty sure. Oh no. Oh my God. I can't deal with this right now.  Yeah. Oh my God.  Why? Why? That came from England. Give him the scissors, Matt.  Oh.  Oh, it's warm. Maybe it's a bite. Oh. Yeah. I don't think you should open it.  Is it oil? I know. It's an oil of some kind. Final answer. Does it smell? Have a sniff. The bomb.  Oh, the bomb. Hot sauce. Chili does look like an oil. Where? It's chili sauce. That one looks fucked. That's not poo. Trust me. It's just the oil. Okay. It's just really crippling hot sauce. What did you... What's it smell like, Matt? What's it smell like? Thank you, dude. She's a brilliant gift. Thank you very much. Guys, you sent us some gifts here. Thank you.  Just have a lick. Yeah, I'm done. Oh, really? Can you show everyone what it looks like? I'm scared. It's just sauce. It's just a little bit of sauce, man. Bullshit you were. Julien's going to try it. Julien's going to try it.  Julien, come... Can you sit on that blue fecline? I'll sit at the fecler. Julien's going to... Julien's going to scull it. You heard it here first. It does smell good. It's shown going good in play, brother. Don't spit anyway at this computer's everywhere.  Yeah, I told you. It doesn't look normal, right? It's just sauce. It's just traveled from England. Be careful it doesn't explode. It used to be it. It used to actually be that sauce. Oh, bro. What does it smell like? Like this. Just because it's not sealed. If it was sealed, that would make me feel so much better. Yeah. You're both lying. It doesn't smell like hot sauce. It smells like salmon. I do remember someone sending it saying that they were going to send us the hottest sauce. Yeah, well this isn't the hottest sauce. This is the hottest one of... Amazon. And Amazon. Yeah, yeah. We helped produce that show. Yeah, it used to be that show. It used to be. It's not sealed. One of the people who would organize the guests on it. I was like the platform itself. His customs opened it. No, it looks sealed. It's just leaked because travel from London. Yeah, sniffed it. Atmospheric pressure in the plane. Poisonous cunt? I don't know. I was pretty pumped for you to take that to see what happens. What if I die?  What's case scenario?  Yeah, it's just a bit of poop. They'd send it in because they want... They know we do the spicy stuff. They want it. Yeah. Well, Matt usually does. No, he's got it in his beard. It smells. What do you reckon it is, Matt? Would you rather ket or that? We'll be right back with a prank call, everyone.  Oh, really? It's affecting Matt.  So it is a really... It's a hot sauce. Just it from it being on its chin. Yeah. We can hear Matt coughing his guts up from the bathroom now, everyone. And it wasn't even on his mouth. It was just on his chin.  Imagine if he was dying right now. Imagine if it was anthrax. We've finally been sent anthrax. Oh, man. Stop saying that. Oh, sorry. I really... Because every time we do it, it's like a call to action. We're asking people to send us anthrax. And one day they will. It's a horrific way to die.   It's probably happening right now to the inside of his head. Well, we'd be fucked, too, because it gets airborne. Oh, my God. So we fully...   An ambulance?  All right, look, Matt's done.  So we're going to go ahead and do the prank call now.  And I was like, what do you mean?   I said, are you joking? No.  Well said. So is it fully like, are you different now, Matt? Dude, it's 1.5 million scovils. I think a jalapeno is 50,000. So is it like 25 times? Wow. Oh, man, I wish...  Imagine if he drank some. Do you want to be dead? Do you want to try be on here and just show the people your pain? At least show the people your pain. Just for 30 seconds, because you look... Just do the prank. I'll just come in. Wow, he's fully fucked. He's getting frustrated. All right, here we go. Call my mum and say we've got a live show coming up. That's good. Why do I get absolutely nervous when I hear you're ready? You'll see your name come up on my phone. No, look, it's nothing bad today, Tracy. How are you? Good. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. Thank you. Have a nice day. I won't take too much of your time. We're just... We're planning the podcast finale. Do you remember last year we snuck you in last year? Well, we're trying to think of something really sort of... I don't know, just something big to happen during the finale, something quite shocking, and we've kind of had a bit of a brainstorming. I don't know if you'd be keen for this, but Julien's already okay with it. He was literally... He didn't want to do it, but he understands it's like for comedy. But we're thinking we...  Oh, God. I know it's a bit weird, that one, but we just thought, fuck... Weird. We can pay. We can also... That is really weird. And Julien reckons we could offer... We're even happy to pay for it, because I know it is a bit strange to kiss your son with tongue and lots of tongue. Oh, no! No way. Honestly, we've got a budget of $10,000 to try and do this.  He's quite a handsome young man. And he's actually pretty keen. He was a bit like... He was a bit like... Oh, no. He's a bit like... He's a bit like... He's a bit like... No, no, to begin with, but then he kind of came around to it and honestly, I've been able to wipe the smile of his face since he agreed to it. Oh, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. No, no.  This is a prank call. You're on the Mighty and Michael Fully Actual podcast and Julien's sitting right here. Sorry, Mum. So it's a hard blow. You're so terrible. But off-camera... I told you I don't like it.  No, off-camera. Like, not on the podcast. Would you want to, like, make it? Yeah, just for the boys. Just for us. Oh, my God. God, you're terrible. Just let me touch one tit. Just for you. What about you? What about making out with Matt Brown? Oh, yeah? As you look at your son. Oh, well. Oh, I'd do that for $10. There you go. Matt Brown. Well, thank you for... I'm sorry to waste your time. And thank God, to be honest, you said no because it would have been quite an awkward message. He's like, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Yep, no worries. No, no, don't pay me. It's fine. You know what? I shouldn't have said yes. I shouldn't have said yes. I shouldn't have mentioned that.  I probably would have popped a bone. Stop it, stop it. You're too naughty, too naughty. I'm going. All right, Tracy. Thanks for the chat. We'll speak to you soon. Thank you, Tracy. See you. Bye. That's so lovely. What if I have to see it in a while? It's going to be so awkward.  Yeah, it has been for years. I'm just going to be thinking it, but no one's going to say anything. And you'll just make a kind contact with out of the corner of your eye and you'll both look and then quickly look away again. Dude, Matt did so much pain.  That's everywhere. The chimney source is caught in everywhere. Matt's had a long time of pain as well as James has just started with his pain. Just in time to say goodbye to everyone. And remember to like, comment, subscribe, give us a five-star review on Spotify. We love you guys. Don't forget this. The audio version is on Spotify. So go and have a look at that. And goodbye. I love you. We're the best. See you later. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best.


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In outside of Africa now, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has accused Russia of war crimes after it launched an airstrike on a country's second city car cave. Reports said at least 10 people were killed and 35 heard when an opera house, a countered hall and government offices were struck in Karkis Freedom Square. Ukraine's military said Russian troops had planned to capture the besieged city. Earlier on Tuesday, the main TV tower in the counter cave was also heat knocking media off air and killing five people. Moscow has warned residents near Kyiv's military areas to leave their homes.