nice should be kicking in let's check it out nice we are live on twitch and on rumble not yet and one thing I realized I noticed on rumble while we're live streaming hi everyone by the way is if there is a delay in the the live stream kicking in it's also a delay in for when it's recorded when it goes live so before I give you a lowdown of what we're doing hello god how are you doing first man in nice I loaded on a new video for salami on the cadio just chilling a little bit longer one where there were bird watching I posted in our gilded today I really like it they're they they're like synced I posted in gilded bang bros user salutations Jelen has entered the chat salutations Jelen I gotta get used to your new name I gotta get used to your new name the rumble live stream hasn't kicked in yet we'll see I might oh no they get the views so we'll see if it kicks in or not a notification goes out to there it is there's rumble and it kicked in what when I posted the gilded thing so first couple of minutes wasn't on there sometimes it kicks in faster than others but cool we're live on both platforms hello hello everyone I hope you're doing well put on a plurus are we doing privet private yet privet privet oh my god salute tier one sub subscribe for 19 months in a row I gotta put myself a drink I'll do it with tea right now brother salut salut let me set up the chat for the rumble as well nice chill cooking live stream I love it I love it tea is acceptable acceptable tea is acceptable yeah I'm gonna slowly gonna phase out drinking and just get into matcha mate tea coffee with oat milk that's what I had today this morning was really nice and just warm dress we get into the fall and winter so just warm up from the inside right maybe a little cognac as cognac warms us up did you say matcha matcha yeah indeed indeed I love matcha but don't want my partner mix I don't I don't I don't make matcha or mate I make coffee in tea I gotta learn how to do those but she's really good at them so I leave it up to her and salutations again I process I love matcha me too me too oh my god as Arnie says in raw deal you should not drink and bake you should not drink and bake really is that true I like drinking and baking if no 15 salutations I love these cooking streams me too I get major product out of it and we get auction auction stuff gang welcome to our live stream I'm Chicho this is today today is September 18th 2023 and we're doing a cooking live stream we're gonna make some Cornelian cherry jam when picking a couple of days ago I gave these guys a little little little wash right so I'm gonna tilt it this way and it's got holes in it so there's a little water on the settle down right it's really good Cornelian cherries we're gonna go picking in this week as well but for these ones I decided to do to do a jam so we're gonna put these in the pot and we're not gonna mill the seeds we're gonna do it with the seeds okay and we're gonna have you know product we get we are definitely put and put on a live stream so whoever wins these be careful there's seeds lark bark how are you doing Cornelian cherry jam and gang before we get into it I'm gonna do a quick intro we're on patreon sub-star subscribe star boutonic plural salutations salutations and welcome as a new mod to your first official mod live stream lark bark and hello everyone hello hello we're on patreon sub-star subscribe star gang for those of you who support this work on those platforms on twitch through the video sharing platforms that are active in our community on gilded that are following are the audio that we load up for some of the podcast some of the live streams of podcast for those of you that are following us twitter minds vk gap getter and sub-stack notes thank you for the support gang I hope I hope you're enjoying the content and enjoying this amazing ride that we are on ups and downs salut salut I am RSGT for good evening and salutations squirrel hope squire squire hope your lovely garden is still in fine fettle it is indeed it is indeed check this out check this out oh let me take these guys down had a couple of huge green onions that were growing that I took down today I'm going to show you that check this out I let them grow really tall really big nice green onions nice green onions right the roots I just washed it you know I'm gonna keep them on until I'm ready I give it a nice little rinse right nice green onions okay so this is this would be amazing cuckoo which are most likely going to make either today or tomorrow most likely tomorrow we've gone picking Asian pairs pairs amazing Asian pairs from our from a neighbor a couple of a few blocks away from us mick 96 how are you doing salutations salutations finished dude salut salut 20 minutes ago I saw the largest northern lights like oh my god oh really just straight up or spiral I see spiral life I've never seen like the cloud like just regular northern northern lights it's crazy they should be amazing because we won't understand this serious solar activity going on I am RSGT beautiful love to eat those with crispy duck and hot hot synth sauce nice crispy duck I haven't had crispy duck forever I need to get to go munch on some crispy duck again let's throw the Cornelian chairs in here I put it just a handful aside just for munching they're really good like medicine medicine Persians kill for this like literally kill for this right but we're going to go picking again this week so I'm going to make all of this really just jam so let me turn on the camera as well so you see the goodies going in and the odds are we're just going to use one camera we're not going to use the other one there okay I just gave him a little rinse this morning okay it's it's half of hot not much right not much uh hoisin damn spelling check hoi hoisin hoisin I don't know which one hoisin is uh the hot synth sauce sounds better actually hot synth sauce right hois hoisin sauce I don't know what hoisin sauce is uh I was watching that guy for the elder god the guy from yesterday for six hours yesterday funny yeah as soon as we got it he he's he would be an amazing uh sort of sit down at a izakaya japanese restaurant tap our restaurant and just drink shuju and beer and munch on food it'd be an amazing night let's just give that just a simple rinse it's not dirty I'll post some pictures in gilded finish dude nice yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I posted for us for sure here's the gilded server I'm pretty sure you're there right that way I might try it out I might try it out ho hoisin sauce is a thick fragrant sauce commonly used in Cantonese cuisine as a glaze for me is that the dark one but no that's plum sauce in addition to stir fry or as dipping sauce it is dark colored in appearance and sweet and salty and oh it's the same one I'm thinking about although regional variants exist hoisin sauce usually includes soya beans fennel red chili peppers oh maybe not and garlic ginger five spice powder and sugar are also commonly added okay cool cool cool he finished in a chinese restaurant eating spicy pork oh spicy pork in the chinese restaurants he was eating like the whole stream gang we're putting this on uh i'm gonna put it on where's my guilt let's turn this off i'm gonna put it on six i'm gonna kick it off fast we're gonna add sugar lemon juice close the lid let it curl right back to business let's do it i am it's usually eaten with duck sliced spring onions a spring rolls as well right cucumber unrolled up in a fine pancake oh okay i know the one you're talking about over in the UK it is anyway okay okay i think i i know you don't it's uh yeah it's like the plum sauce i think it's the same sauce maybe mine is not a plum sauce it's the whole hoisin sauce uh we're gonna put one cup of sugar okay one cup one cup one large cup so this is one and a quarter cup and let's do a little bit more so i'm going to put one and a half in this okay it is tart and i'm picking i decided to make it a little bit on the sweeter size because this is going to be more of a i'm just nibbling on uh jam right because it's got the seeds you take a little bit put it on a little plate beside you when you're drinking tea or drinking coffee or anything like this and then you eat the jam with a spoon and sip the tea it's very Persian style of doing it okay so and it comes up it's amazing it's amazing and we're gonna do the lemon lemon as well make i was just uh reading an old story about a 70 year old man from the UK that grew a massive 39 kilogram rutabaga wow and then got a call from Snoop Dogg who flew out to the US to learn how he did it hilarious Snoop Dogg was smoking a little bit too much then maybe maybe he wasn't that's exactly what you should do now look at he now committed to traveling to a uh heading farm oh yeah there's a little bit of water spilled on here we'll let it evaporate he committed to traveling to a petting farm 20 bus ride and a 50 minute walk then drove around the car on the farm said no way he was saying someone donate 20 bucks and he go and he did it awesome i had an idea of a cheat show line up on the day yeah for sure i need to get uh what do you call it mobile data we could do a walk and go math make math videos find a wall and do a math video creating math videos in real time urban style deep flake how are you doing post it in nature awesome finish dude thank you i'm just gonna put one lemon in this okay just walk around find walls and then set everything up and do a math video sometimes i take do those math videos i was doing two or three takes couple of times i did the takes and i forgot to turn on the camera to do it again find a new wall chaos chaos and many of them were 420 math videos math graffiti uh or mathematics in a social environment mathematics in a social environment mathematics in a social environment not this water evaporate okay good started curfew i'm gonna add a little bit of water so that we don't burn the bottom and i'm kicking it down towards the floor i don't want to burn it we did do a burn once and it was like oh what a pain chicho have you ever had any kind of marmalade uh bang bros yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure uh we've done family we've made the mint marmalade and rosemary marmalade marmalade is just very thick uh jam as far as i'm concerned like that's what i think it is anyway but then there's orange marmalade we had orange peel aside from that i just had it outside of home oh my god the guy just used the mobile phone with battery pack and stick i want to try that here yeah but you need data major data in canada anyway canada is insane like we're we're a complete monopoly in terms of internet and phones so we pay insane amounts i think we're the highest in the western world for the cost of internet and data phone data maybe it's super fun though battery pack on a phone and off you go deep like i thought you said map like a hiking video with orienteering oh math no math math but we could do map too you've got lots of amazing hiking trails and where i am nice lemon put that baby in there i'm going to give it a stir make sure the bottom is not sticking get the steam already coming out right there was a time where we found five trees of cornelian cherries in bank louver with the family and we went and got like and me and my mom were making cornelian cherry jam for until the wee hours of the morning we're making it like we had four of these big pots going we did two and then we did two it was amazing and we seeded them all the mill them all got the temperature on the water and we got the lids going here the same way we do before i have unlimited data plant 12 pounds a month no that's not that doesn't work the same way in canada in canada i unlimited i don't know it's sent to the it's unlimited would be over 100 in canada right i get that vibe when i see uh you make the stuff what was oh the marmalade yeah yeah yeah yeah bang bros it's it's this is the same thing we do with marmalade we use pectin right the pectin powder um but um i haven't done for i don't think we've used pectin for close to 15 years we used to use it and the reason we stopped using pectin by the way when making jam was because uh there was one year with the family we came up with the logo or my friend came up with the logo we came up with the name we created product and went to a farmers market and we're testing out different products to see what people wanted and at the same time we made rosemary and mint marmalade or sauce jam milled with pectin and we gave it to whole foods right to see if they wanted to carry it okay and two different departments said they'd want to carry it okay if we could make it without pectin because it couldn't um they they weren't allowed to carry any products with pectin in it and they told us that we would be insane not to have this product not to work on this product to have it on the market because they thought it would fly off the shelves right so back then we started working with different types of recipes try to remove the pectin right not include the pectin it's very difficult to do if you want to make marmalade thick right um because pectin makes it really thick you would have to reduce it big time so it was taking a lot of work and family went in different directions and whatnot um phenomenal product phenomenal product uh maybe one day we do maybe with uh chicho chicho cooking uh cooking uh book and video we do uh together and put it all together uh right we see rani how are you doing salutations alfita how are you doing oh i gotta bring up the rumble chat gang i keep on forgetting about the rumble chat there it is okay i'm gonna do a little test that that dur agar agar is a good um commercial substitute for pectin agar agar i don't know what agar agar is what's agar agar is a good commercial substitute for pectin agar agar i'm gonna write this down where's my stickies agar agar for pectin let's check this out thank you i'll i'll take a look at this it's a plat based gelatin okay i wouldn't mind experimenting with this uh substitutes dur nice name nice good good good excellent i love having a little north pad beside me okay now that we've got the liquid going i'm gonna kick up the temperature a little bit back to where it was i had it at around seven and then i kicked it down to four now kicking it back up to seven because we're gonna get it curdling right i want to get it going and uh i'm gonna pour myself a drink and what do we got i'm gonna give you guys a tally we got four people on rumble salut to rumble salutations gang and we got 31 people on twitch salut gang twitch how are you guys doing let's see if we can do the tallies uh on a constant basis to see where we go with this uh fun and then we'll see when we add different types of live streams and whatnot right um aside from that i'm gonna pour some of the watermelon liqueur we made i got a feeling this isn't gonna blend as nicely as some of the other fruits the flavor hasn't really changed since we made it right and feed the salutations die hard die hard die hard on twitch that's not what it is Cheryl are we doing salutations salutations Cheryl this is what we've got cornelian cherries cornelian cherries just a half a pot went picking a couple of days ago no two days ago three days ago maybe three days ago i put the i put shot glass with ice in the fridge because i like this thing cold but it's not my favorite and what i'm gonna do is finish this off okay and then get rid of these guys the the watermelon it's not bad i gave them to my partner she wasn't too fond of it and then we had this guy here right the main watermelon one i haven't tasted from here yet i'm gonna taste from here but i want to keep this one if i if the flavor is not to my liking i'm gonna keep it let it you know do its thing and taste it on a regular basis to see how long it takes for the flavor to completely sort of meld with the vodka so you can't taste the vodka with this right now you can definitely taste the vodka salut game the blend is not as nice there's a little bit of pungentness to it okay which is okay i don't mind it it's an acquired taste it's an acquired taste i gotta remember to tell that to nicholas so but it's refreshing it is refreshing that's for sure birdie here what is the mix just vodka and add fruit sugar and leave it yeah that's it birdie yeah cut up whatever fruit you want and add sugar and then vodka give it a shake let it all dissolve and you can see this is all the resolve right there's no sugar in the bottom it's all dissolved right so and then let it sit strawberry for example doesn't take long for the flavor just to completely meld in with the vodka and it's beautiful to cure within two to three weeks it's phenomenal it gets better and better some other fruits take longer take maybe three months four months okay the watermelon is quick the watermelon is quick the flavor gets in there but i don't know if it's gonna you know sort of become like a pure liquor in my regard anyway the way i look at it like a freedom mobile looks the cheapest in canada how much is it unlimited right now we were going through an internet provider where i got no data and i didn't want data and my cell phone was free with unlimited text in canada right but the reason it was free like the coverage was free was because we're getting internet through this isp right but what just recently happened like canada is a complete monopoly in terms of internet like monopolies control canada right it's a clown show and another isp provider the other big isp provider bought out this one and i got a message from this isp saying i have to renegotiate my contract and stuff like this so i'm gonna have to start paying for a cell phone that i barely to use like just text it's crazy i know people in canada are paying like a hundred and twenty dollars hundred and thirty hundred and fifty dollars a month for their cell phones right hazardous hd tv trees to you you inspire me to make some of my own liqueurs in november 2021 and they've been such a treat to have once in a while yeah fantastic salut salut hazardous it's amazing treat no super and you offer to people that come to your house as guests they're like wow and then they want to come more often salut to the liqueur makers out there fs fsx swimmer thank you very much for the tier one sub salut salut salut they've subscribed for 24 months straight or 24 months salut thank you two years to shonen but it could be longer because maybe they missed a month and then the tier one sub doesn't say it's not 24 months in a row right which is where the data from centralized power is crazy crazy good afternoon chicho random moose brains salutations how are you doing how are you doing birdie here is there a risk that the alcohol percent goes up no i think the alcohol if anything would go down a little bit and we do eat the fruit we do eat the fruit and we eat the fruit as we're going i'm not going to eat the watermelon it's not into it right now i could taste it here let's taste one here let's take one out of here let's take one out of this okay nice let me give this one another stir and then we'll take one of the watermelons out of this and have have a taste of it my guess is it's going to be very vodka flavor very strong oh squishy yeah i got a feeling what we have to do with watermelon is once the flavor settled in drain the liquid out and just have a bottle of watermelon liqueur without the fruit because all the other fruits i keep in there very strong really strong really strong again this is only like a week old right a week and a half old or something so it hasn't had time to settle right but nicholas mentioned that within a couple of weeks two or three weeks i think he drained that drained out the liquid and just kept kept the liqueur the liquid and the fruit he ditched if i'm not mistaken if i'm not mistaken lonely piggy salutations yo yo hope everyone's doing good as always salut salut sometimes mike how are you doing hello sir how are you doing today doing good drinking some watermelon liqueur refreshing you all love how are you doing evening you all oh what the hell is that why is it the joy it's a watermelon liqueur we made like a couple weeks ago or a week ago let's say right it's homemade yeah yeah yeah and we're going to keep the seeds in when we're jarring the stuff i'm not going to do any milling on this it's a delicacy this uh this jam oligarchie show i recommend the location where wi-fi is available oh yeah through the phone that's right hook it up oh that's right but then what would their speed be right it's crazy like in canada the the internet like the speeds improved sure you can download faster but the but the internet service that canadians are offered is not much greater than what it was 25 years ago 23 years ago it's more expensive let more hassle they track you you have to use vpn in canada certain sites are banned you have to go through vpn you don't have access to the world right it's country-specific so internet quality in canada has deteriorated so much in the last 25 years the only thing they've offered the only thing they've offered is higher speed it's not higher access it's not more privacy it's it it's it's nothing else it's just more expensive and it is more expensive yes it is more expensive or the same price without anything else right and they haven't really rolled out high speed internet they got a lot of money from the government to roll out high speed internet to remote areas and they haven't right and it's being monopolized monopolized monopolized it's crazy suit from watermelon it's uh in the watermelon liqueurs uh in all my in all the liqueurs is the fruit sugar vodka i have one little jar with gin but it's usually vodka right lonely piggy i use videotron here in kebac property of a local billionaire okay of course and aside from upping the price they don't up much of anything else yeah it's crazy oh my god yes the package offer super speed for first 250 gigabytes cool cool cool that door your video is so fucking soothing i'm having trouble focusing on anything you're saying is making me sleepy awesome good cooking your kitchen food conversation good conversation should be nice and relaxing look at this look at this goodness this needs to break down a lot more so we're just gonna let it do its thing come on we've got a little bit of hold on let's do this now when i get this skin in there i'll try to keep the kitchen noise levels down you need to investigate more let me know let me know i gotta find out if i can if they if these guys have to have to honor the contracts i've had the service i've had with the other the isp they bought i'm just gonna stick with free because i don't want to give them anything right free just text and i barely use the stuff but if we're gonna live stream walking around it'll have to be done i guess maybe for next summer right plutonic pluralism rumble hello watchers on rumble hello watchers on rumble i hope you're doing fantastic salute to free speech platforms salute to free speech platforms let's do a tally let's do a tally what do we got we got 20 people on twitch and we got six people on rumble salute salute awesome fun i made myself uh had some egg earlier and these are these are the asian pairs that we picked forever talk to self i'm not streaming on sensor 2 i decided a while ago really here that even even even if it's sensor 2 friendly which this is i don't want to give them the live streams i really don't it just there would be a lot on sensor 2 i'm assuming because we got 33 33 000 almost 34 000 followers there but we're shadowbound there too let's get it gets needed those asian pairs pairs are the best so sweet so sweet check this out check this out like when picking from neighbor's house right uh this is what i got in the fridge so it doesn't go bad we've already been eating for like three days so good so good so just picked it from the neighbors i asked them if it was okay i said yeah yeah yeah well means they go to bumper harvest so when picking asian pairs fantastic they're these are so much better than any asian pairs bought in the store like crazy sweet crazy sweet picked a lot of fruit in the last little while picked a lot of fruit in the last couple of months it's fantastic it's really good yeah bigger than apples they're sort of they could be same size as apples really maybe not salute you would just risk getting your channel ban and videos deleted on sensor 2 i think so too and i don't feel like dealing with the element there look at that bone kicking up purple let's see okay we're gonna kick this down gang i'm gonna move this off a little bit the bottom's getting a little sticky take a look oh you can't see it see that getting a little dark we don't want to burn it because there's a pain in the rear end right so i'm moving it off i'm just gonna hit the bottom right there's a little bit of stickiness there right put on some rumble salute to free speech and cooking in the put on so maybe also to make a an intro and sensor tube and then leave for free speech past one like viva does yeah i thought about that too i don't know should we i mean i'm using it basically we we'll be using it to promote other channels which i am now really right snickiness is gone we'll see we see i'm not in the hurry to live stream they're really telling the truth ronnie i'm giving my notice at work tomorrow who you got something else lined up where you're up that's it barf bags and mutations chicho it's national cheesebrew in america is it i need to oh i got hamburgers in the freezer maybe i'll bring them out and i gotta go get some cheese though we're out of cheese oh my god you want some cheese okay the stickiness is gone from the bottom oh look at it curcule away let it curcule i want to put the lid on it i got a new job you got a new job nice like 50 percent increase the selling nice too good to pass up awesome that's good fantastic they should they should pay you right living wage if not more right this shouldn't just be a living wage tell the truth lonely piggy i want apple picking over the weekend it's crazy how prices per back have gone up yeah we used to go really really often when i was younger i get i get now why people don't do it as much uh picking apples or buying apples runny how do i feel not guilty uh i always feel a bit bad when leaving an employer no you shouldn't feel bad why would you feel bad now the only biggest is right as it depends on your relationship with employer yeah first time chat new king tv dinner is my thing no don't do it don't do it cook food loser and trolls united so don't do it cook food seriously you live a longer happier life you save money like it's win all around meditative it's sexy as fuck right you you you feel like going on a date with someone don't say we'll go to a movie we'll go well you can't go to a movie go to coffee shop and stuff okay sure first date you guys don't know each other but if you want to seal the deal you know how to cook you invite him home and say let me cook you a meal give you a little bit of the cure right it's done like it literally is done that's it that's all you gotta do right you gotta smile a little bit be charming right put it put a tv dv new king dinner in front of him i'm not sure what type of uh you know might not be the best quality of food or partner no offense loser now they got i was streaming opening on censor to with you okay okay hostile edgy on mom goes and jesus that do a do an opening on censor to okay maybe maybe we'll talk about it let me let me let me just think about it for a bit if we want to take that plunge right yeah it would be good it would be cool the only thing well both you pick the apples with the bags you paid for oh is that what they do you pick apples oh i go when i go apple picking apple picking in parks neighbors homes i'm not the only thing i'm paying is my time and i love it so it's something that i love doing but i don't uh i don't go to a farm to pick apples to buy all right we've done strawberries before you pick but never apples apples are so abundant right now they're amazing so many apple trees in my area lonely picking i'm in a situation like that but i keep that job on the side because co-workers are like family now okay you could moonlight or do part time at both jobs only piggy no that's his name though ronnie i'm rushing i keep keep on both sides funny funny oh my god you speak the words may as well finish out uh some new followers uh fish out some new followers on censors i found you there indeed okay man okay okay okay i'll work on it i'll work on i'll look into it i'll look into it we need to harvest some of this foam we've got to get some of this foam out of here okay because this foam looks amazing and i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it in small plate let's do it in this let's get some some of this foam out of this because this form looks fantastic actually let's use i should pop this right away in the freezer i'm gonna taste this guy i'm gonna put this in the freezer for now let's give it a little swirl make sure nothing's sticking in the bottom nice i'm just gonna taste it oh so tangy so tangy really yummy really tiny i might add a little bit more sugar to this you can take it you can take it all of god for extra incentive imagine an ally god who didn't find chicho and is right now on the alternative timeline reading the guardian i was following liberals on twitter oh no we're coming we're coming censored too okay we do we do i gotta look into um because we're yeah so i gotta check the band with might have to use a website but maybe we just do it straight up the censored to um just the intro it would be fun just to back with it around each each other i decided to learn spanish nice what do you think about the importance of learning new languages extremely important extremely important that's the way i teach my my students with math i tell them your learning language pay attention right yeah yeah learning another language is another perspective on a certain topic another perspective on life really it's amazing it expands your your horizons you're gonna harvest more more more full let's harvest a little bit more full put it on the other side before we give it a stir let's put that oh no i'm gonna give it another stir make sure nothing's sticking in the bottom who said that we thought it flourished imagine being an mpc imagine realizing you're an mpc because mpcs i don't think they realize they're mpcs but just imagine when you realize you're an mpc what do you do i'm pretty sure there's been movies made out of that clowny haha what are you doing chichou i just smoked an indica cannabis and i am a natural anxiety person natural anxiety person with chemical imbalances i was anxious and time was going by so slowly but i find right now the texting and watching your streams helping i haven't smoked since 2009 almost 15 years that's a long time strong strong your cooking stream is always relaxing favorite ASMR awesome awesome salut brother salut or sister of course right i have a tooth and nerve pain oh no and i was trying to not use a Tylenol or gen genexa i don't know genexa i find Tylenol could be seriously heavy frosty pints how are you doing what's good cornelian cherries and you know what watermelon liqueur grown on me all the cures too i guess let's pour ourselves a little bit more dancing vigil how are you doing salutations salutations that looks way better than the home brand cherry jam ad for breakfast home brand i don't know what home brand is clowny my root canal will take a week oh no so i got cbd oil but they gave me a free joint i smoked by myself nice oh man root canal kind of advice my brother says just chill watch a movie yeah yeah yeah yeah i know i had a friend those years ago he got a root canal they gave him a whole bottle of tea threes time all threes and they said okay this is for like 10 days or a week or something like that he fucking took three quarters of the bottle the first day he was in that much pain this was at a time where drugs were plentiful and people were very sensitive it was too much it was too much it was too much shirtless shirtless style how are you doing been a while been a while indeed salut salut lonely piggy i don't know if you answered this yet but the watermelon skin liqueur versus watermelon fruit liqueur any difference i haven't drank from the watermelon regular liqueur so let's try that let's try it out good time to do a live taste test because this is going to be it's not going to be an intensely difficult heavy cooking strain to do because we've got half a pot going we're not going to mill it it's going to be nice and chill this one was a little bit more pungent because the watermelon skin that's my guess so this one smells fresher crisper better forget the skin yeah forget the skin you want to do watermelon liqueur just the watermelon is no skin okay thank you for bringing this up lonely piggy checking into a dune taste test so if you're gonna make watermelon liqueur again no skin just do it with the meat of the watermelon okay just do it with the meat thank you lonely piggy salut taste test is well worth it but that being said i gotta finish this we've got to finish this right maybe not during this stream but we got to finish it any advice on reducing my anxious state under the indica plant time time and breathing breathing is crazy important realizing take bill hicks words to heart this is just a ride this is just a ride okay did you notice that it was the thing was about to go so you gotta watch this thing now i got this thing sitting at three out of ten and it's like crazy curdling right so this thing is getting ready to be dealt with right to be jarred so what i'm going to do i'm going to turn on the oven again game we got the jars in the oven right i'm going to kick this up to 300 the fan's gonna kick in so sorry about the noise but clowning time relaxing realizing that this is just a ride just and realizing that we're here to enjoy the ride learn from the ride test ourselves challenge ourselves all of it is just part of life just appreciate it right appreciate the emotions there are people who don't feel the emotions right i'm opening that up letting i breathe a little bit okay sharl i had someone describe t3 this way use uh use what use uh eyeball profane for pain and t3 so you don't care haha yeah i've taken t3 once and i didn't do it again it was crazy heavy it was and it wasn't too much it was like either half a pill or one pill i was oh i did not like the sensation and i've taken lots of many other things heavy dosage i've done many many heroic doses according to terence mckenna t3 did not like did not like pharmaceuticals whatsoever clowning maybe just eat and relax and eat pizza watch your yeah listen to music watch movie don't eat too much though because you might not notice how much you're eating so you might not feel good afterwards i'm gonna take some of this and put it in a little container because i want to know the feel of it is i'm gonna put a little bit in the freezer just this much and then taste it once it's cooled down like these are super cool super cool right cornelian cherry jam foam so let's turn these off this would be you could make some amazing pastries with this nice flavor i'm gonna add a little bit more sugar actually i'm gonna wait until that thing cools down and try the liquid and then add sugar hey whose birthday is it i missed some chat gang oh to our god yeah yeah yeah indeed indeed clowny chicho thank you i feel mellow i find reading is enjoyable yeah for sure i never read oh you never read yeah yeah yeah time if i can get myself under control in this heightened state then i can control my anxiety when i am not high i am in this journey yeah and graphic novels maybe comic books my pleasure clowny my pleasure our pleasure a lot of people were commenting too right ronnie got your b-day recently too i lost track in chat who's b-day aldegaz b-day uh september 11 salut to the b-day three people let's bring this back too easy too easy to drink but definitely on the pungent side still right so watermelon so far not my favorite i'm gonna let it sit for a while clowny i'm excited for the munchies clowny chicho i mainly went to the dispenser sir cbd oil my dentist kind of gave me the boot and said she can't do anything until i got my root canal from the specialist wow crazy i haven't gotten my root canal weeks ago because work was light and i was struggling financially but i told the receptionist that i am in pain and medicaid yeah yeah she wouldn't give you anything clown world where do you live crowny uh clowny are you in canada canada would do that the dentist basically take tylon screw that i i choose to try cbd yeah for sure natural why not cannabis oh san diego san diego california is pretty liberal with that so well bang bros if julian saun just ever set free i hope he becomes one of your viewers that would be saying i would be sick i would send them jam every month julian look on the jam you want i'll make it for you what kind of liquor you want salute gang do not forget do not forget free assange free assange free assange julian assange the publisher and journalist that has been crucified for trying to bring transparency and accountability of capital's power to humanity something that we desperately need in our societies for more information see wikileast.org defend.wikileast.org or countless resources available online and if you want to get an update on julian assange uh go to our gilded server okay where am i go to our gilded server and i just posted an interview of chris hedges with um hold on a second hold on a second chris hedges and uh oh i know his name but he was there throughout the whole trial they put him in jail because he was covering it craig marie i can't believe his name skipped my craig marie i'll grab you guys the link here i'm gonna grab it here listen to this interview it's the most recent bit of information oh come on let me do this hey i hope we didn't kill the streams no we're still good there it is okay i'm gonna post this in uh in twist chat this is the most recent info we have on julian assange chris hedges interview and craig marie okay ridiculously important i'm gonna link it up on rumble as well it's a half an hour interview well worth listening to it gives you the lowdown of what's going on what's what this is all about what's certain uh measures we should be taking and uh how to deal with the situation that might be coming important one of the the most important things that's happening right now we'll we'll stick it in a little bit i'm gonna turn it down this was on really low by the way but it's still sticking right so it means we're close to being done i haven't added the sugar because i want to taste the liquid that we put in the freezer i want to make sure that sugar is called for i don't like the jams to be too sweet and this is tangy tart so it should be able to handle it and it's a delicacy you don't need too much of this just a little bit with tea or coffee with tea is amazing again persians killed for this like really if they knew where i lived the persians would be knocking down the door and stealing this from us where is the zogalakhte give us the zogalakhte that's what they call it this cornelian cherries with zogalakhte is the persian word for it where they kidnap me and say you will make us cornelian cherry jam for the rest of your life they'll do um what do you call it breaking bad on me take me to a dungeon of barn just tie me up in chains and you know tell me if i didn't make cornelian cherries to kill everybody i know look at the texture the texture is really good not bad pretty good color is amazing no no more sugar sugar is not required maybe a little bit so tempting and just a little bit of sugar just a little bit of sugar i'm adding about a quarter of a cup right about a quarter of a cup that's it let's give it a mix you just have to make sure it dissolves nicely right and i don't want it to lose any more liquid because i like the texture i want it i don't want it to be too hard apologies if i'm not reading the clowny chicho stick them up and give me your liqueurs and dates and cheese and there's ovalakhte we're going to keep this on low i'm going to close i'm going to close this guy right i don't want the steam to be escaping this guy the well god i actually accidentally joined in the very first uh very very first chicho test stream where he worked out how to get out you're going the good old days the good old days salute to the good old days gang very nice very nice very nice that's our wing chimes going Cheryl's out got the run gang first eight class tonight nice take care all take care Cheryl happy first day eating veal's waking up south saying come out on play we're gonna do a count let's see we got we got 30 people on twitch and eight people on rumble salute gang salute uh to twitch and to rumble free speech platforms all the way gang salute salute bang girl Cheryl uh nice i'm taking first aid on the 7th of october for for work nice nice i've had the first day and i had osha training for a week but i haven't i've lost my first day years ago i took a during uh when i was doing geophysics you had to learn that stuff and it was cool it was cool osha training was just bureaucracy really bang girls i took a i took mines my safety class the other day and mines are scary are they oh mine in a mine yeah yeah yeah i've been down mines mines can be seriously scary can be seriously scary two more i can save in the mines really wow wow wow lonely piggy first day it is so useful i personally think as many people as possible should have that under the belt yeah agreed 100% lonely piggy yeah i need to i need to get back on it i need to learn again i still retain a little bit of my partner as a nurse so she keeps on reminding me how to do it oh my god i need to update my first date certificate yeah got to do got to do gang let's check it out nice this is looking good yeah this is perfect nice texture excellence okay gang we're gonna start jarring this thing we're gonna keep the lid off i'm gonna dip this in to the hot water boiling water we have sort of this effect that roll it around right i'm gonna kick up the temperature on on this stuff the lids we have in double pot i can't really move it because it's sort of and let's put this guy here now i'm gonna move these guys because we need to put these guys here so i'm gonna move this closer and then i'm gonna move this this is our working plate right i'm gonna put this guy here perfect nice salut salut gang i'm probably not going to read the chat because we're going to get into the business of doing this where the kitty cats let's bring our glove out i need a towel here where we're gonna put the jars so they don't crack dish towel so as soon as i put in the jars here i put this on top of them so no grease hits them because i got the door open back there and kitty cats are running out we need a plate for this should we use just a napkin no i won't use a rack we're bringing this to again we're not going to get too much too many jars out of this i'm heating up way too many way too many so let's bring them up what i'm going to do i'm going to check on the kitty cats make sure you can't see anything okay gang let's do let's do the little guys first oh we didn't get the fizzle fizzle so we need to close the speedy gonzalez take care of you right now so we're in the jarring business we'll see the little guys are harder to seal um i had to do the water thing um with some of the blackberry jars the little ones that we made what i'm gonna do i'm gonna kick up the temperature in the oven i'm gonna kick it up to 320 actually let's kick it up more let's kick it up to 350 i want it to be sizzling we'll do another one i'm gonna take one from the back because the back is harder no good sizzle a little bit but not enough nice color beautiful color let's take one more from the back now we're sizzling nice what you doing sal's chilling here you just woke up so he wants a little munchies okay and you sal we're busy let's do a little guy rim looks good so kicking down the temperature on there because i raised it apologies for not reading the chat gang i'll feed that what you're doing i'm just enjoying this process it's fun very meditative very meditative nice okay we're gonna kick this down to 300 these little guys i like for this especially make some amazing gifts if you know they know what cornivian cherry is 250 we've got to go slow with this i was checking to see if there was a crack filled up to the top too much even hey so here's sal we've got a watcher we've got an audience aside from the live stream let me bring these veils back up again let's do yeah we could do one more 500 it's another 500 we could do one 125 250 you have anything left we'll do one more 125 don't want it to be touching the the cloth you don't want contamination 250 we've got one more 125 here nice sal you gotta wait we're gonna turn this off we're gonna turn the oven off i should have turned off the oven earlier actually 125 we're gonna do this i'm gonna it could have been even added more sugar but we'll go with the tart flavor if i pick a lot more this week or next few days i might make another batch that's sweeter than this but we'll try it out we do this just scooping all that stuff up i'm gonna put in the plate two big gats here now okay you guys see i'm just scraping this stuff on because this stuff is magic like fruit roll-ups cornelian cherry fruit roll-ups i can hear the persians coming to the door the persian hordes are here cornelian cherry lavashak what so good here's a little bit of fun if you like tart very nice okay we are gonna put water in this i'm just gonna put in the sink and pour water on it here's salio there's sal leaves chilling down there very nice this is good this deserves a licking very nice so nice and tart let's put this here we've got uh oh this one's bad so that one's done is this one clean this one's clean we can put this stuff we're gonna eat this guy easiest way to clean jam stuff you just fill your pot full of water throw everything that's got the sticky jam stuff in it into the pot and just let us sit there for a few minutes well half an hour an hour it just comes off so easy so easy to the office to the office for me salut chichangang salut dancing vigil thank you for popping in apologies about missing all the chat gang adramas how are you doing i hope you guys are having a fan had a fantastic weekend have a fantastic week start to your week anyway now there you look oh we don't have that camera this will be much enough today look at this it's like gooey cornelian cherry paste look at that look at that look at the color on that hey absolutely amazing so good so good what's the scoop hold on i'm gonna eat some of the paste look at this this is like this is like fruit roll-ups but legit right like legit well there's focus i don't think it'll focus oh there it is very nice and let's have a spoonful of this and then i'm going to give sal some snacks very good very good tart what you need sal you want a little snack gang i'll be right back what do you need are you doing okay yes we spoiled the crap out of the kitty cats we'll give them their food and then on top sprinkle on some like dental food or liver or something like that's right little spices little spices ronnie when was the last time is asking when was the last time you had fast food burger uh it wasn't a long go uh last month we were really busy so we ended up having fast food i guess uh but good burgers not crap burgers and we had though yeah one of the things we indulged in last month twice we indulged in it or in a month period we indulged in it twice korean fried chicken it's like you know it's like a higher end version of kentucky fried chicken if you want to call it with korean spices and stuff so twice we had korean fried chicken and it really hit the spot like it was it really hit the spot we're just so busy i wasn't into cooking something elaborate spicy korean fried chicken yeah yeah spice uh we had two different styles three different styles one of them was just generic it wasn't very good but the two korean styles was spicy fried chicken and the other one honey garlicky or honey spicy chicken anyway they were really good super good like now that i'm saying and i'm craving it i'm like go buy some now that's not a bad idea i might go get something to eat no i don't i'm saying it i'm like oh man that would be fantastic think of someone to rate let's rate someone for sure what is scott we gotta figure out when scott rather is uh streaming then we can rate a switch then we can rate a switch this was a quick live quick cooking live stream this is the good shortest shortest uh live stream uh cooking live stream we've ever done dangerous craving lonely piggy dangerous craving dangerous craving right oh my god i'm off to ming's moon tomorrow in uh birmingham uh 11.99 pounds all you can eat by way 12 to 3 leutonic bliss would be cool to go uh go to uh scott stream oh it would be amazing leutonic bliss i don't know he streams on tuesdays and fridays i think uh so if i figured out get into a rhythm of it maybe we'll just do random live stream just before he goes on get some people to come to our stream chit chat a little bit and then within an hour transfer over to scott rather that would be amazing really that'd be fantastic yeah that'd be really good i'll keep it all because he schedules on a his stream is on a regular schedule so it could be easy to set that up right sometimes they move it around though lonely piggy i'm doing a bulk right now ooh lots of protein so i'm feasting on a lot of carbs but when i get to the weight i want i'll go i'll go clean again cool cool a lot of crap not carbs a lot of crap my why not build good fats instead of the crappy fats but hey i'm craving i'm gonna seriously after the stream i'm going to korean barbecue i'm gonna call them up and say get me something ready i'm gonna go pick it up and come home uh and have it ready uh for my partner to eat too craving at a hardcore elegan would you like uh something to drink sir just tell me where the fried rice is this is going to the all you can eat buffet because then they make money they make their money off the alcohol too right just tell me where the meat is forget fried rice i want the where's the meat at and the veggies at least you'll share it teacher uh i'm gonna share it i'll share for sure for sure i'll share uh my partner would be like no not fried chicken again yes fried chicken salute to korean for korean fried chicken alert it is tasty though it is tasty and i can do fried chicken pretty good i do fried chicken pretty good but i've been cooking a lot lately and a lot of time in the kitchen making jams and other foods so we just came from a three-day awesome food fest that i just made i made some apple pear potatoes spices and stuff like this with the hamburger patties put on top two casserole dish is made in the oven cooked enough for like an hour and a half let the like turmeric and different salt let it all sink it was phenomenal food really good food right uh just fried chicken the only thing these guys these guys have side dishes but we just gave fried chicken we have the side dishes here right got to have some size our side dishes are here but kimchi we have gotten kimchi from them before but we need to go buy a big thing of kimchi it's way more affordable cheap like it's they're cheap like a big thing of kimchi or it used to be anyway right i'm only picking a chinese buffet close to my place i might be giving everyone drunk food cravings hilarious astro sweet how are you doing a polish doesn't have the rumble chat going i just realized that can you use these fruits like cranberries um it looks like cranberries but it's not it doesn't taste like check it out this is what it looks like it looks like straight up cranberries right it to a certain degree tastes like cranberries homemade chili fries tonight oh i might make some fries actually before i'll cut up the potatoes but it's not cranberries cranberries cranberries have a different taste these could you use them as cranberries so for example hold on let me see because i'm thinking for turkey or for ham right one of the differences these have seeds cranberries don't well they have seeds but you can it just mushes up right so if you make this as a sauce for pork or with turkey you would have to get rid of the seeds right it's too dangerous to eat that way it would go go with pork for sure look i'm gonna double dip because this is my thing i'm gonna be eating my partner might do but it's okay with her i would say yes but yeah you could yeah you could i mean just those two spoonfuls you get two seeds right you gotta be careful with it you gotta be careful with it cheaper at the asian super cheap way cheaper at the asian supermarket the kimchi so much cheaper all the god cooking takes eating time grab fork and eat till you can when you're getting a taxi with a disabled lip at the back to carry us up or rolling home ideally you want to be pretty close to home at least have a walk and go all the way home right salut gang gang do not forget do not forget we're having a lot of fun we're enjoying life doing the best we can right trying to understand the world and we're we're lucky right we're free to do so so in your prayers if you do such things do not forget do not forget free asange free asange free asange julien asange a publisher and journalist that has been 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Hi midgets, my name is FishTitties today. Wake up, wake up! Trying to see some FishTitties. All you do is talk about some FishTitties. Say something else. Titties. Let's go! So recently, I just finished all my finals for college. I'm majoring in IDM, which means Integrated Digital Media, which means I don't take tests. All my other friends are studying, and I have nothing to do for one more week. So because I have free time now, and I'm friends with two of the people who are also in IDM, join me. We're making a gingerbread house, because we're designers. Keanna can't be here with us, but we're going to FaceTime her, because she's also IDM. She's here in spirit. I figured this was enough candy, so I got us some lollipops, gummy worms, and candy cane, and her cheek kisses. It's going to be the best gingerbread we've ever made. Anyone's ever seen. I don't like gingerbread. I don't like it. What are we going to do with this? We're going to display it. It's our final. So I think we should watch some Fates in Need. Is this icing vegan? I don't know. Probably not. We're going to put paper towels in this one. I think it's a little nasty. No, we don't need any. We're that precise. It smells like sugar. This was $8 and Michaels, by the way. 30% off. You got them? I got it. Alright, I'll be right back.  Okay guys, I have a confession to make. I didn't tell Frederick yet, or Keanna. IDM isn't my actual passion. If you watched the last video, you saw me doing TikToks. And I don't know what to say.  So I'm actually dropping out next semester. I'm moving out next week. So this will be the last of me, but you can find me on TikTok. If you look at the last video, you can see my amazing skills and my true talent. I've seen this getting everywhere. Pretty sure I put it in the wrong way. Ooh, I wouldn't be right now. It's like a rolling pin, like roll it out. There's like a lot of icing like spread throughout and I'm going to push it. Ooh, look at the face of Keanna right now. She will pick up. Hello? Hello? Do you want to say hi to Frederick's video? We're making our IDM gingerbread house. Without me. Yeah, without you. Yeah, I bought one. What did you say? I'm talking to Keanna. Oh, lesbian? She'll be here with us right now. I see her making gingerbread house without me. I want to taste it. I don't know. That's gross. Is it going to be that? Well, why is it blue? You see that? I think blue. That's good. That's all. Oh, it's leaking. You see like right there? It's like a tip. I know. Let me show me it through. Oh, got it. That smells gross. Oh, there's a tip. Oh. I've never made one before. I've made one. I'm sorry. There's many parts to this. So this is the wall. We put the base down first. Yeah, we have to lay the foundation. Just like makeup. You have to put the foundation down. There are no actual base. I think this is the base. Okay, so what you do is you get the sides. The sides, the icing. You stick them together. Who should we stick them on? Oh yeah, you should stick on the core. Are we going to eat this actually? I don't like gingerbread. I'll give it to Dan. Do we have like something to just keep it up for now? My hand. Okay. Is it like that? Oh wait. No, no, this is good. Wait, what? Oh, this is not right. This is not right. Oh, what is this? This is the roof. Oh yeah, okay. That feels like why is it sides? These are the sides, right? Yeah. Can you re-ice it right now? I think it's good enough. Once we have everything. Oh. I think we should re-ice it. No, no, no, no, no, don't worry. I'm an engineer. I know how houses work. Don't worry guys, I washed my hands. Oh, wait, what is it? We got to get this side. Look at that. Precision. Oh no, it's falling. Should we have gotten super glue instead? Oh wait, I'm right to the bottom. Until...  This is not fair. The walls are curved. It's coming out of the side. Oh. So, I'm just going to have to do that. Mmm, innovation. I think we should have decorated the walls first and then... Mmm. No, I think the decorations would have fallen off if we tried it. Do you put your eye makeup on first before your foundation? Whatever they have on the image, we're going to do five times better. Look, mommy, it's snowing. All in the work of art. Why don't you start a design prototype? It won't give you enough to like... That's why I brought so much more. What do you have in mind? Looking at the door. There's two different designs on this box. Oh, see that wave actually. Oh. Oh, I thought you were doing the caps on there. I don't know what. That's all good. Caroline, our roof has a bit of a gap. You feel that with icing? Yeah. I don't think it's going to trap you. It's the North Pole. Okay, what if you put that on last? No. I'm determined. It's going to lean it off. Oh my gosh. Look at that. I feel like this is sliding still. This gingerbread house is not sanitary. Oh, whatever. No! Can I make a door? A door? Yeah. Of course. Is this cute? No.  It's the icing. I swear, they're using a different icing. It's this box. Oh, no, definitely. There's a door now. That's going to fall. It looks like a penis. It's the gummy worms. Gummy worms on the top. It's the top of the gummy worms. Oh my gosh. We've done it. It really is snowing. Oh, it's alive. So, is this time to clean up after this? I can do it. What did you say earlier? What? Ugly? Excuse me. You know what this title is going to be called? What? Making the most exquisite gingerbread house you've ever seen because we are artists. What? What? What are you doing with all these? It's a chocolate candy. Oh. It tastes like plastic. Hold on. Do you want to taste like? What? Shit. How do you know what that tastes like? I don't. That's what I think it would taste like. Do we have enough? I hope so. Watch this. The candy came back. Can you flip the house around? Flip, flip? Like flip it towards me. I'm going to flip it towards me. I think I'm ringing around. Oh! A ring. What do you mean? You said a ring. That's a straight line. How do you know? I can't ring it. Do you know what this looks like? That Japanese flower. Except really bad. I need like four camera angles for this. Use this as a doorknob instead. Like a purple doorknob for NYU. Should I do icicles? Sure. So bad. I don't think icicles can work with this icing. No, I believe. I don't. Flick. No. This just looks like... Flick. Nose. That's so ugly. What do you mean? You want to wash your hands? Ew. Oh no. What are you doing? Caroline? A bush. A bush. Ew. Oh my... A bush. Make green. Yeah, if it's not green, it's not there. Are we going to carry this downstairs? That's your problem. Okay, fine. I'll do it. What is this? The chimney? What is this, Caroline? Caroline? What is this? What's this? It's turning from the back. It's like dandruff.  I'm going to wash my hands. All right. So this is the final gingerbread house. What do you think? We have this beautiful window that Caroline did. But these amazing icicles that I did. We have a unique aesthetic piece. Minimalistic windows.  It fell. This amazing north pole. A bush. An NYU door. A candy cane path. I think we did a great job. She's still washing her hands, but I'm going to go ahead and start cleaning this up. If you enjoyed this video, give this a like. Leave a comment down below or subscribe for more videos every Saturday. Christmas merch is still selling. The description is down below. And as always, I love you guys and everything is less than three. I'm also going to film my friend's reactions to this. Say hello. Happy birthday. What the?  That is big.  You can. I don't want it.


The top five tech sales boot camps. That is what this video is gonna be about. This is a highly requested topic. I've talked about tech sales on this channel quite a bit. I've shown you many different examples of people who have been able to get into tech sales without a college degree and without any previous experience. It's one of the best possible careers that you can go into. It just has a ridiculous amount of opportunity right now. But with that being said, how exactly do you want to get into it, right? There's a lot of different options out there. Some of these boot camps cost like $30,000. So that's where we're gonna be getting into what the best options for getting into tech sales as fast and efficiently as possible are. So if you appreciate this type of video, go ahead and gently tap that like button and let's jump into it. So I did research on dozens and dozens of different tech sales boot camps. I also looked on four different rating sites and they basically talk about all kinds of different things, what outcomes people are getting, the experiences they had, how much they learned, how fast they were able to get people a job, et cetera. And after doing all of that research, these are my five best options that I found. So number five on this list is going to be Clariceway. All right, so Clariceway on career karma is five out of five with over 300 ratings. Now keep in mind the specific type of tech sales that Clariceway focuses on is Salesforce related. And if you're not familiar with Salesforce, it's basically a cloud-based CRM. And CRM stands for Customer Relationship Management Software. Now a lot of businesses out there in the marketing and sales space especially use Salesforce. So it's great to be familiar with this, but with that being said, not all businesses use it. Now on top of that, the bootcamp is six months and costs $11,400. Now that is actually the most expensive by far on this list that I'm gonna be presenting to you. But with that being said, the ratings are really good. If you want to go into something Salesforce related, this is a pretty good option. There's also three total programs and the one that I presented was the more expensive of the three, which is $11,400. All right, so next one on the list is going to be Springboard. And this one is half the price at about $5,000. It takes 12 weeks and the ratings are 4.64 out of five with over 1,000 ratings on coursereport.com and 4.6 out of five with over 500 ratings on careerkarma.com. So a lot of people have gone through Springboard and it still has relatively good ratings. And it also takes about 12 weeks, which is three months. So yeah, Springboard, a decent, much more reasonable price at $5,000. I would say there are better options on the list, but Springboard had pretty good ratings. It had a lot of people going through. So you knew that, you know, if there's low ratings, it's kind of easy to fake those. But if there's a lot of people doing it, you really can't fake that. So yeah, Springboard was pretty good. They also have a lot of testimonials and reviews online, even like video testimonials. So that's a really good sign to see. So I have absolutely no doubt that Springboard is getting people results. The big question here is, is it the best tech sales bootcamp, right? And in my opinion, it's not. There are other tech sales bootcamps that in my opinion are getting people results faster and at a better price. And one of those is Careerist. So Careerist is about $3,799, and it is a four week bootcamp. So it's getting people jobs faster and it doesn't take as long. On course report, over 1,000 people have done it and it's a 4.6 star rating. On Career Karma, it's 4.7 with over 300 people doing it. So you know, pretty good volume there. A lot of people have gone through it. And at the price point of around $3,700, that's a lot better than some of the other bootcamps. So this is another one where I saw a lot of online testimonials and reviews. And these were legit, you know, either people doing interviews, people making their own videos, or people that you could very easily look up online. So that's always a good sign. It's always a red flag when you don't have those legit testimonials.  So yeah, Careerist is great. They have the entry level tech sales bootcamp. And then they also have an option for a sales engineer bootcamp, which is pretty cool. That's more of an upper level role. You can make a lot more money doing that. But with that being said, number two on the list is going to be sales platoon. Now, this is a phenomenal bootcamp and it's actually free, but there's a catch. It's only available for those people who are veterans, hence the name sales platoon, right?  So basically this is a 12 week bootcamp. It has a 4.95 out of five star rating.  Now, is it really free? Well, it depends on what your definition of free is.  Time-wise, is this going to take you extra time? Is it gonna be as valuable as some of the other bootcamps that cost money? Very unlikely, right? There's really nothing in life that's truly free if you think about it. And businesses of course have to make money in order to operate. So I assume that this business is probably making money by referring people to companies and then they get paid almost like a recruiter by the company. So if you join sales platoon and you aren't very good, they're probably not going to refer you to a company because they need to establish good relationships with those companies. And if they send someone to the company that doesn't do a good job, the company might not want to have a business relationship with them. So you have to understand that their incentives are probably going to be aligned with the companies. But with that being said, this is still probably a great option for you if you are a veteran. But if you're not a veteran, number one on this list by a mile, and honestly, it wasn't even close, is going to be course careers. Now, I have been around this alternative education space and just education and career space for a very long time now. I've seen all kinds of different products. I've seen boot camps that do a great job when they first start. And then after a year or two, they've got a certain reputation for doing a great job. They raise their prices, they stop getting people results and then they sort of coast off of that for a few years and then maybe like they sell the boot camp to a university. Literally, I've seen this happen, right? But with that being said, I have never seen any company getting the kind of insane results that course careers is getting people. So first of all, course careers, $500. So you compare that to pre-hired, which is another tech sales boot camp for instance, that's $30,000. It's literally one sixtieth of the price. It also takes about four weeks, so it's relatively flexible and has a five star rating on career karma. And on top of that, when you look up the reviews, testimonials and interviews online, they are top quality. You can literally look up course careers on LinkedIn and you're gonna see pages and pages and pages of people saying that course careers got them a job. You can also look up a bunch of videos of people who got jobs using course careers. I even have a playlist of that. You can look it up right here. So I'm not gonna lie, there's a lot of boot camps in tech sales that are getting people jobs. They are getting people results, but course careers is doing it faster and at a much better price and it's flexible, you can do it all online. It is the best value by far on this entire list. I've interviewed the CEO of course careers Troy on my channel. I'll put that right here if you wanna see it. And if you're wondering if tech sales is a good fit for you, you're interested in course careers and you wanna learn more about it. Troy did create a free training, which I will put down in the description as well as the pinned comment below. You can check that out and if you decide to use their service, which trains you and then actually gets you guaranteed interviews with partner companies, then you can also use my coupon code, which is Shane 50 to save $50. So it's not gonna be 500, it's actually gonna be 450, so an even better deal. So go ahead, check out the playlist right here of all these different people who have gotten jobs in tech sales. I'll put the story of Della up here. She was a stay-at-home mom who was going to college and she ended up getting a job in tech sales in about a month and a half, making $130,000 a year. So she is awesome. She's a total rock star, really awesome story. I'll put that right here. Go ahead, gently tap the like button, hit the subscribe button, ring the notification bell and comment down below any thoughts, comments, criticisms, et cetera. And I'll see you in the next one.