Welcome everyone. So today what I want to talk to you about is The possibility that maybe the bottom's already been in and as you can tell on this show recently I've been not quite bearish But there are some data and some points that have to come out that are coming out that maybe The bottom actually is in and we're gonna go over a couple different things not to say the bottom is absolutely in But it's something that I think we all need to consider and take a closer look at Also, we'll talk about how the bottom is in and really comes out of these three things if you can give me these three things I'll turn bullish. Yes, even me. I could actually turn bullish at some point I'll take a look an article how Apple is going to usher in mass adoption And it's gonna lead to crypto movements And then also I need to help from everybody who is on the stream and who is watching the recording And then is that I'm gonna have the masterworks CIO the chief investment officer on for an interview And I need to know what are your questions? Especially with the things that I have which is really all about trust and where things are coming from and then next to last We'll do that twenty five hundred dollar ethereum giveaway, which thank you to ladies nft And last but lastly we'll do a little Q&A you can answer all I can ask or I can answer all your burning questions That's my belief but first things first The case for the bottom and before we get into that just to say quick reminder to everybody and that is that today Being December. What is it? December 12th? $1 gets you almost six thousand Satoshi's one dollar six thousand Satoshi So if I was asking the question, that's what it is and I think as time marches on 2023 2024 2025 That number is gonna drop a ton. So just remember those numbers as time moves on So this is what I want to talk about and it was an article that came out on a coin desk and Arthur Hayes I think he's the ex CEO of Bitmax and he comes out and says look, this is why The bottom is in it's because everyone who could go bankrupt has gone bankrupt And when I see these articles the first thing I always want to reject them and go that's that's kind of ridiculous but he does bring up some good points and Here they are so Hayes elaborates on his stance by explaining that when centralized lending firms Have financial troubles they will call in loans first and they'll sell Bitcoin And he says when you look at the balance sheet of any of these of the heroes There's no Bitcoin on it because what they do is they sell the Bitcoin as if they were going bankrupt they sold the Bitcoin during the wave before they went bankrupt and I'm not for sure if he's correct on this one because I mean what really dropped on the last Bitcoin price was not that FTX was insolvent that they were selling off crazy things and they were making some stupid errors But it was just the news that they have become insolvent That's when everything started to crash But I mean there is a point here behind the scenes as people are selling Bitcoin and more Bitcoin and more crypto Of course the price will go down because there's a lot of a lot of sell pressure and then He talks about this is why the price of Bitcoin swoon's Before the centralized players go bankrupt and that's he says the big the big move He says I can't demonstrate Demonstratively prove it all Bitcoin held by these failed institutions was sold During the multiple crashes, but it does look as if they tried their best to liquidate The most before they went under and he also talks about I believe the US Treasury market will become dysfunctional at some point 2023 due to the Fed's Tightening monetary policies at that point I expect the Fed will turn the printer back on and Then bam Bitcoin all their risk assets will spike higher. That's And I thought about I go You know it doesn't make a little bit of a sense about you know How things have been selling off lately and how everybody who has sold could sell maybe potentially just stick with me for a second So I asked the question and I always want to take a look at the sentiment or the wisdom of the crowd And I said look is the bottom in was 15,700 or whatever it was it was around there for Bitcoin the absolute low and Not surprisingly The majority said no we can go lower and that was here on Twitter. I also asked that on YouTube on Twitter Almost let's see 1200 votes new to run 2,000 votes I said is the bottom in was 157 and The majority 82% so no said no it could go lower and some people thought that it go below 13,000 so very few people believe that it is the bottom and The longer I'm in this space it seems like the more I think to myself that When everybody is so sure about it's going in one certain direction That's why it just takes a big pivot and then not that it's going to do that for sure But it's just kind of it's it never really surprised me those things happen and also we're taking a look at like sell-offs We talked about yesterday. This is the famous whale number three and You can see that well number three seems to sell off at just the right times. It's amazing to me Let me let me just go let me just go back a little bit here. So Like let's go back to July The whale whale number three sold it around 23,000 you messed up here at 20,000 But this time went on. I mean you can see that the price went to 21,000 19,000 188 193 so on and so forth when they were buying then when the Bitcoin price on the 22,000 They go again selling again and now I They sell a thousand again when it was a 20,000 then it goes to 1919 18 or so 1615 and now again, they're selling at just this perfect time when it's 168 166 17 0 16 8 and so on and so forth and that and they've been selling quite quite heavily since November 15 It's like they just knew it So I mean I return a lot more bullish if they started to you know Reaccumulate but that's what it is So the question that is is everybody's been selling off maybe haze was right and then also I take a look at really where I think a lot Of the sell pressure is going to come from it's not from from retail or Or I mean even institutions, I think it's gonna come from miners and this is a story from blockworks How crypto miners are mulling over? Options as the downturns way heavily and I'm not a Bitcoin miner This is things that I know if you're a Bitcoin miner miner sound off But I gotta tell you Bitcoin mining is a tough industry So it breaks it down to two sections here One is the ones that are on top of it and they probably do pretty well and the ones that are probably gonna go under So it states here certain crypto miners continue to seek survival after revealing financial struggles Marathon digital CEO Fred teal told blockworks that the company is evaluating whether it could buy assets from Compute North You don't know Compute North looks like they're going under or did go under and they owe Marathon a bit of money marathon said in the December 6 update that 22 million of its remaining 42 million in deposits With Compute North are recoverable Recoverability of the other 20 million in subject to bankruptcy proceedings man I gotta tell you if I was them I'd be 20 million is nothing to sneeze as a lot of money down the tubes And just for bankruptcy Celsius people know what I'm talking about Marathon digital stock price is down about 85% year-to-date is down about 40% percent of the past month I'm not a big believer in in these stock prices because like right now we have evaluations of the stock market I mean way higher than I think what it should be and I mean if marathon digital goes down, whatever I always remember Amazon CEO Bezos when he said that everything was growing in his business Yet hit the stock price is down 90% he goes. That's just the stock markets what it is Right a blockchain is another quickly expanding company seeking buying opportunities It seeks to grow its current hash rate of 7.7 X a hash 12 and a half company produced the company produced a record 521 bitcoins in November. It's pretty good Despite being an all-time high the number fell short of its projected 660 Bitcoin. They're gonna get there. I'm gonna tell you why in a second Riot stock price is down about 14%. Okay, so these are the ones that I think are doing well You got riot and marathon even their stock prices down. They're probably able to weather the storm They have reserves. They've signed some pretty good deals for electricity and that's okay I'm not concerned with those guys what I'm concerned with is These guys this the miners who are struggling Matthew Siegel had a digital assets research at fund manager van Eck set in a webinar this week He predicts Bitcoin could drop as low as 10 grand Next year emit a wave of minor bankruptcies. I don't know if it go that far This is why of course science if revealed in filings in October that it was considered bankruptcy Argo blockchain followed by followed by saying a potential capital injection of 27 million is expecting had fallen through So those guys are gonna probably not do so hot and maybe go under Iris energy, which also previously expressed its financial distress is also seeking to stay afloat and eyes expansion Australian based Bitcoin miners said an SCC filing last month that it could generate 2 million a monthly gross profit by mining Bitcoin That's great. However monthly principal and interest repayments on its debts standard 7 million so If you're making 2 million, you got to pay 7 million. It's not gonna do too hot JP Morgan and I thought to myself. Well, maybe it's just a you know a really junk Bitcoin mining operation. Maybe I don't know what they're doing JP Morgan analysts Reginald Smith and Charles Pearson in December 7th research note that iris energy is an extremely efficient operator That generates the most Bitcoin per exa hash of capacity of any other publicly traded miner out there So when you have these miners who are here, I think these big guys will just swallow up the small guys During that time, you're gonna see a little bit of a of a sell-off. Does that mean we can go below 16 7? Yeah, maybe just depends on how much they're going to sell to look forward and that would lead me to this There's three charts to always look at as far as where the price is going as it pertains to Bitcoin miners pull multiple Bitcoin hash rate and the hash ribbons indicator What the pull multiple is gonna tell you essentially is a daily issuance of Bitcoin and you can see right here Now once it goes to these lower levels in these green bands These are great times to buy because what it's saying is that look the Bitcoin miners are mining Bitcoin, but it's not worth squat and they're going to essentially capitulate and once they capitulate that means they shut off their rigs Which means that the hash rate does drop, but you know what else drops the difficulty level and once a difficulty level drops That's great because then the Bitcoin mine is like finally we're we're in you know We're going to be in profit and now we can actually get back in the game So we're taking a look at pull multiple you can see that this might be a good time to buy like in 2011 It was two bucks not a bad time to buy and when it bottomed out here and 2015 it was two hundred and twelve bucks again Not a bad time to buy when a bottomed out here the price of Bitcoin was $3,200 or $3,300 on 2018 and now we're looking at pretty low down here, which was at 20,000 But it was even lower and then now we're at 16,000, but we're up above we'll wrap you for also The hash rate and like I said once once minus capitulate hash rate goes down and once they like oh We can actually make some good money. Let me turn it back up the interesting part here is that Maybe it already happened because this is when everybody started to shut off their rigs And this is why I think maybe it's an idea for the bottom could potentially be in they shut off their rigs The hash rate went down Price they'd roughly the same and then the other big guys like okay Let's just fire them up or maybe they started again And here we are for the ones that actually weather the storm like the marathon the riots not to not to say they can't go under water I'm just saying this looks pretty good for them and then also Lastly the hash ribbons indicator and all this means is He's a it's a daily moving average to identify when hash rates and a heavy downtrend All you got to know is when the 30 drops all the 60 that means Capitulation and we've already seen it already happened here. Let me blow this up So when you got this blue one's the 30 when it drops all the 60 that means we've got Capitulation and miners are shutting off rigs again, but you can see here. I had it went down 30s kind of bouncing back and forth. What's great though is the 60 is moving sideways So again, this could be a good time to potentially Accumulate and we take a look at the past these weren't bad times This happened here dropped up the face of the planet in 2018 Happen here went sideways, but again went up pretty good down you can buy and here's another great example in April 2021 This was a great time as the hash rate fell below good time to accumulate here at 20. Wow. Look at that We're from 51,000 to 29,000 and here we are again. Here we are again, so Again, it's just one of these possibilities of maybe the the bottoms and the last one I think is probably one of the more powerful ones is Addresses by time held and this is from into the block and you can see right here that this blue line right here Is if you held Bitcoin in a specific address for one year or more you are what they call a hodler Cruisers are one of 12 months and traders are greater than or less than one month Those are you know, you know who you are you degenerates So like here you're gonna see that the amount of addresses that keep going up I mean for the most part exponentially It was cruisers for a bit then if they sold off and now we've got this guy here Let me just well, let me show you this Holders are up. Holders are up 7% for the 30 days balances same thing and what it comes down to is This hockey stick up into the right and Everybody else is falling off. So if you want to really take a look at it. Let me show you this Holders composition by time held 70% this used to be like 66 or 68% Which is surprising to me now. We're at 70% of people are holding on for greater than a year So that is the base case for maybe You know, maybe we did hit the bottom I'm not for sure So what I will say is this that was just some on-chain data and some things to look at But there's always a flip side of that So show me like I said show me these three things and I'll go bullish I'll go bullish like crazy.  If these three things happen I'll be bullish and you know, I'm not that boy You know, I'm not bullish that much in this channel first things first China has to go away from the zero COVID policy They have to be a little more lenient if that happens and the supply chains open up We have more supply and of course, that's good for everybody and we can buy some more cheap stuff That would be a positive. The next thing The CPI comes out tomorrow tomorrow December 12th, right? So the CPI comes out tomorrow if that comes out and it doesn't come out hot meaning inflations That looks like it's going down consumer price index. I could do I could deal with that on top of that that would mean that the The Fed share Jerome Powell friend of the show Will come out on December 13th most mile December 14th and it say okay We're not gonna raise rates because we're doing great and it's not getting overheated and we're good to go If that if those two things happen right there those three things I am super bullish and the last thing this thing has to happen and I'll be bullish I'm so I'm concerned of contagion If we don't have anything else collapse Like we don't have another FTX or a cells or something like that you give me these three things zero COVID policy You give me the macro event of everybody slows down and we get a little bit of a capitulation and we get Where nothing else collapses. I'm good. However, I'm not so sure and I'm just gonna say this This story has no sources whatsoever it doesn't and I don't really mind if someone says well Rob, you're spreading FUD. I wish I would have spread more FUD during the Celsius days I wish I would have spread more FUD during the Voyager days. It is your responsibility to prove me wrong and Me to to err on the side of caution and anything else. So just take this with a grain of salt. There is no sources However, this is from zero hedge US prosecutors considering charging finance and executives for possible money laundering Sanctions violations says sources DOJ officials have discussed possible plea deals with finance attorneys in money laundering case Not that that's so awful. It's not like they're stealing all of our funds. That's not the big deal. This is the bigger deal Binance alleged crypto audit failed. Not even its auditor would vouch for it. And again, we've covered this audit Twice, this will be the third time and this is just a different angle Binance proof of reserve statement and this was pretty strong But there's a little bit of holes. This is our statement. They say when we say proof of reserves We are specifically referring those assets that we hold in custody for users. That means we're showing evidence and proof It's one-to-one and the user deposit Bitcoin. There should be a Bitcoin there It's important to note that this audit does not include finances corporate holdings Which are kept on a completely separate ledger. Okay, great. That's what they say But it's a little bit of mystery Mazzars was the one that did the audit and they said it performance work using agreed upon procedures or AUPs Requested by Binance and that we make no representation regarding the appropriateness of these said procedures They were just hired they go do it this way not the way you may do it This is the way we want you to do it and they said fine. We'll do it But this is what this is what we're gonna say The report didn't show total assets or total liabilities Rather, its scope was limited only to Bitcoin assets and Bitcoin liabilities, which is true It didn't show the other cryptos that were out there But Binance did say it would begin releasing info about other crypto tokens in the coming weeks and Just to clear this all other part up Binance receiving flak from the community after moving 2.7 billion out of its proof of reserves wallet. I don't know why they did that They said that it was to a TRX cold wall Tron cold wall the procedure not here the procedure was even more bizarre because it comes on the heels Contradictory statements by Binance CEO Shane CZ. He says if an exchange has to move large amounts of crypto address or crypto before after they demonstrate their wallet addresses It's a clear sign of problems stay away And I get why they did it because that was a request, but it's just weird The auditor requires us to send a specific amount to ourselves the show We control the wallet and the rest goes to a change or address which is a new address in this case the input So again, I'm not a hundred percent sure what's going on here But I will just say there's a reason why I made these rules for myself and you are free to follow them or not Just look at number three nothing on exchanges So let me know what you think about that in the comment section I'm just looking at it both ways you give me those three things I'll make videos all day long and have those stupid faces, but until it happens I'm just I'm hoping the bottom's in but like I said the macro effects the looming recession the war in Yeah and for russia it's just I don't know. It just seems like there's a little maybe another shoe to fall, but I could be wrong Let me just think about that in the comment section But this part here because when I'm pretty bearish I'm really bearish on The near term to mid term but this right here I don't think many people saw it But it's a great story about adoption apple and crypto and Before I go on. This is a great piece. There's written by david morris And you can follow him on twitter. Ah, you know what I didn't put his twitter account. Hold on Let's see All of avid and uh Yeah, there he is And uh, it's just a it's just a great piece about Where things could go and how easy it could be and the reason I do is because I made the mistake before of saying that There there could be two types of individuals One is the single mom with three kids and two jobs who doesn't have the time to learn how to self-custody and that's okay Then of course, Celsius and voyager and block fi and fdx come along and destroy that narrative. Absolutely so with this one What apple's gonna do I'm just gonna read it to you what apple's gonna do is they're gonna make this whole process normal And they're gonna tell you why Apple's new encryption policy is a huge boom for crypto when I first read it I'm like that doesn't make any sense David, but he does make sense On wednesday apple made an announcement It will now offer end to an encryption for most material its users back up in its cloud i cloud storage service Who cares right? Only a user with an authorized device will be able to access the contents of their cloud storage again Who cares in much the same way only the holder of a private key can control a bitcoin wallet Until now most materials in my cloud could be accessed by apples apple use under under rest i've screwed up and lost my my uh apple Uh password and I just reset it like everybody else does So if you can do that then you can get search warrants or court orders and and they can go in there because apple has control of your data Right if they can give you a password and rich reset it They can definitely give the fbi the cia your information or any government agency your information That's what they're gonna change so Governments and intelligence agencies have reportedly pressured apple for years not to release this future and here's what it is This will be the first time many users are asked to manage their own personal Encryption keys without a centralized recovery process Just like what we've done all the time for all our mnemonic phrases and all the passwords not the passwords, but all the um The the private key and information that we store mostly in a shield fully or a stonebook myself Uh, that's what gives us access because we know that if we screw up our ledger Mnemonic phrase or any other wallets. It's gone poof. Goodbye. It's up to you now and that's what apple's gonna do Apple software chief greg Fiddery nailed it has called this a major responsibility because much is what blockchain systems apple won't be able to simply reset And set a new password when a user loses theirs sweet Through technical details are scarce This is likely impossible to do without effectively giving apple a backdoor user file So again, you're gonna have to You're gonna have to probably sign up for this and go look if you want this this level of security This could help you out and if you've ever had your I don't know information hacked especially with I mean here in the states We have so many different hacks. I'm sure in the global world too, but then just for like, I mean there was Trans union and the different credit agencies that got all of our information hacks Almost every single well least a third of the american population had all the information hacked Imagine if you could go this route and say I'll do that because I'm sick of all the spam emails I'm sick of all the people who are opening up my Uh credit card accounts in my name because they have my social my name my email and everything else I would like to have access to that back This will be normal to me and if that becomes normal to an apple user Which has I mean near the majority of what people use as far as uh phone services and and uh And uh computers Now how far off are they from going? Oh, I just have a mnemonic phrase for this ledger That's super simple. I do it with my apple phone all the time. It it normalizes the whole process And that's why I think this is big however To mitigate this downside apple will also introduce a process known as social recovery to a mass audience an encrypted iCloud user could Name another person who will have to participate if they ever lose their encryption key and actually they're doing this now for other different parts of uh of uh cold storage wallets and multi sig Multi signatures again. I think that could be another step It's a heck of a lot better that you have control than someone else anyhow I see this is big It'll take some time, but it normalizes and that gives us to massive option Let me know where I went wrong on that thought process in the comment section and then For this one. Oops not david There's david again For this one. I just need a request for everybody. I am going to interview Uh Alan Sokolitsky is the chief investment officer for masterworks They are one of the sponsors of the show and also one that I use To diversify my personal Uh portfolio So i'm gonna have him on and i'm gonna ask you what questions you want me to ask him I have a couple questions for him First of all, it's the first big one is why should we trust masterworks? I mean, I've already purchased some so i'm kind of hooked on into it the second one is For the fees that we have to pay How do they back those up? And then the third one is how do we know they actually have the paintings even though the register with the sec These are my questions that I have so if you got something else Then put it in the comments. I'll ask alan and i'm trying to get him on to do a live stream Uh, so that way I can ask the questions and you can also ask the questions and go from there So that's what it is and before we move on to the uh the giveaway This was this will probably kind of clarify it Listen to what alan says here in this video to kind of wrap your head around what some right questions are So i'm going to play this quick video. It's like four minutes or so. Just take a listen Here how we'll understand what's going on in the interesting world of the art market alan Sokolitsky Chief financial officer. Thanks for coming back on and talking to us Thanks for having me on I appreciate it Yeah, so this is interesting because right now you're beating you're beating the traditional markets You're definitely crushing cryptocurrency and digital asset markets And there was a big story just came out paul alan's art collection sets a record And I don't know how this is possible. It's it's a one and a half billion dollar sale And this is over two days You guys are setting your breaking records right now in a bear market So not only that and you got a couple pieces. You sold the condo for 21 and a half percent appreciation 33 33 percent profit 27.3 percent brown And all in so alan just talk to us because it's hard for me to wrap my head around this What's going on in the art market? What what are we missing here? Yeah, I mean, uh, you know, it's one of the things that we've been saying over and over for several years now is If you want true true diversification You should consider investing in art and and it's it's even goes Farther than the verse diversification you might get in other traditional asset classes, right? You might want to diversify your stocks with let's say bonds That gives you some level of diversification But probably not all the time this year would be a prime example because stocks are down 20 percent and bonds are down 15 percent So you're not getting a whole lot of diversification benefits there But you get what I describe as true diversification out of investing in art and you know, we do often get the question Which is I don't really understand. I mean, how is it that the art market actually operates this way? Where right now? Literally in the midst of stock weakness bond weakness crypto weakness in the midst of all that You have a one and a half billion dollar art collection that just got sold. How is that even possible? And the best answer that I've been able to come up with is that The art market has probably one of the most unique supply dynamics in it. And what I mean by that is When you think about multi-million dollar paintings Each one of those paintings is the only one in existence There are no multiple versions of the same painting. They're they're all one of a kind so when you're talking about Price points in the art market that are multi-million dollars that typically already gives you the impression that These must be paintings that have been appreciated for a long time by many art collectors around the world. There's sort of there's a history There's a provenance. There's a long held appreciation for them. Otherwise, you know to be frank How could they have gotten to multi-million dollars if that wasn't the case? And so when you get to those levels You realize that you're basically owning an asset each one that is truly one of a kind that That's probably the most Attractive supply story that you could ever have in any investment that you're going to make where the one that you have Is the only one in existence? And so going back to paul allen's, uh, you know collection that's that's sold and by the way that one and a half billion That was just yesterday. This is this is a two-day auction. So that was just yesterday um Basically the the collection they had several lots of paintings a lot by the way for Any of your viewers who might not be familiar in the auction market a lot just refers to A group of works that are all sort of sold together as a group or a package in a sense But that's probably not the right word to use but There were several lots that sold for more than a hundred million dollars Several lots that sold for more than a hundred million dollars And again, this just goes back to the same thing that we've been repeating for several years now The art market moves to the beat of its own drum And this year has really allowed us to hammer that point home in real time Yeah, I I mean we know We know a lot about what you're talking about as far as the scarcity aspect aspect of it. What is finite? You know with of course with bitcoin, we have 21 million and it's hard code It'll never go above that other cryptos it that is not the case But when we talk about scarcity and the finite of certain assets that does make a lot of sense So to talk about this and When you guys first came, you know, we first started talking. I thought it was a pretty decent idea I'm like, oh, it sounds like, you know a pretty good way to to to diversify But now that I see what's going on with the s&p 500 nasdaq and of course the crypto market We just lost 400 billion dollars in the last 40 hours So I can definitely see how this was I mean for me, I've got a couple I got a basket and I have a bank seat and it's been a good thing because when when something goes down Like this also a couple of different stocks that I have and options I will also see that well, thank god. I got something that's going up and that's masterworks And that's kind of just goes around what we're talking about. So alan, I want to say again Thanks for stopping by we appreciate just you just taking the time to to come on out here I will just say this this last piece and that is that the reason why we lost those hundreds of billions of dollars Really what it comes down to is is an oversight and the ability to not take a look about what's going on behind the scenes And I have been talking about for for clarity for regulation and thankfully I mean with you guys here at masterworks Don't everybody forget that every single piece that they have is registered with the sec Because they are securities and you can find that information on their website I have a link down in the description and every single one they have Again, it is registered with the sec because they are securities if you're looking for more information Link in the description looks just like this and we also did a deep dive. So check that out again Alan I can't thank you enough for stopping by. Thank you very much All right. So yeah, that was it per se So now the question is what do you want me to ask him when he comes on because this these are the things that I mean, you can see right here. This is masterworks. This is all the sec findings that they have But and this is my portfolio. So I'm not like I just want to get that diversification I don't care where it comes from as long as it appreciates. I can care less So cash stables degen plays masterworks only 4% That's it land real estate amazon business staking ira and stocks And that's that's the big thing. So let me know what you what your questions are for him I'll answer it. I'll ask them to the best of my abilities and go from there And then lastly, let's give away some ETH so friends and family I put this out yesterday And I said we're gonna give away because first of all, thanks to ladies nft For they came to me and said, hey, you want to give your people free money? I like I like money So we did that the last four or five days and it was all you had to do was just tweet and retweet This one was a little bigger And all you had to do was mint a ladies nft at ladies mint.io And a lot of you already had minted him anyhow So you just you're in the running for it And I said retweet and like this tweet turn tomorrow and we'll announce the winner That will be right now. So the thing is I need to stress this Is that you had to retweet and like and you had to mint the ladies nft I'm gonna do this thing live called Twitter picker and I can verify that of course that you tweeted and retweeted. Whoops. That's not right Hey, there's jungle Let's say twitter I can verify That you tweeted and retweeted this specific one But I what I cannot verify until later will be if you've minted the ladies nft And we've got some of the folks here from these nuts and ladies nft. They're in the in the crowd right now cookie And papa you guys will be the ones responsible for that.  So we continue I thought there was that doesn't matter Continue. Here's all the entries. There's a lot of people All right. Well 200 people that's pretty good in the running press continue And we will begin the drawing remember if you did all this other stuff before cool But if you didn't mint the uh the ladies nft And you know, sorry, we'll do this again tomorrow. So I'm gonna begin to draw Good job. Oh, yeah avocado. Definitely won this one avocado I will follow you Now you can message me and uh I know who you are. So that's it. So congratulations avocado for $2,500 worth of ethereum. That's crazy Uh, and that's it.  So look everybody Damn, we went 35 minutes. Uh, it was a little bit long, but uh, I felt it was warranted on


The run is finally over for Bradford City. Finishing 2022 with a victory that ends a run of four stroke losses in all competitions. They've lifted the weight of Mark Hughes' shoulders. But there's no time to pat themselves on the back with a big battle this New Year's Day. And Salford City come to town. The hosts are unbeaten in three in the league, but more importantly, sitting right behind Bradford in the table. The win will leapfrog the hosts to propel Neil Woods' men into the playoff spot, to place what many expect Salford City to be, come the end of this season. Both those in attendance and the two clubs pay in tribute to the great Brazilian forward, and Riz Pele, who we sadly lost over the festive period. This could be a big six-pointer come the end of the season. One that both these sides will look back on and perhaps see as season changing or defining a game. The moment is the hosts that are pushing forward and looking brightest early on. They're pulling towards the top of the 18-yard box. That'll do nicely. Celebration from Fadin Oliver. I'm not sure he's got a touch judging by his reaction. The stadium announcer's given it to him. I just wonder if Sirle actually nudged it in. I think it's come off the defender's head. It's going to be an own goal inside the first ten minutes, but Bradford have the breakthrough. The perfect way to start the new calendar year. The probing long ball over the top. Mark Hughes' men looking to utilise that quite often in the early exchanges, although that's a little clumsy from his defence as Pele feeds it through. Flag staying down for the moment, fine save by Lewis. Brilliant stop from the goalkeeper to deny Matt Smith, who's been in excellent form over this Christmas period. Does well, just a time is run. Considering the form he's been in, you're a little surprised to see him miss that. Just trying to play it out from the back and move it downfield in the inverted commas right manner. Ah, the away side. That'll be a free kick as that tackle certainly wasn't in the right manner. It's a long way out. Might not be worth a shot, but certainly try and create something to send into the box. That's exactly what they'll do. What floats it in. It's going to be nodded back across goal. Pele was the intended target, couldn't get onto it. Corner to come. Hanging ball into the area, Smith the intended man. He will wait for another delivery, another bit of service. A free shot at the back post and emphatic finish that. McElaney with a wonderful hit. And it's even Stevens inside 15 minutes. He's got a lot of room and a lot of time to judge this, but this is no easy finish. Looping down to him. It's so controlled and so well executed from the 30-year-old. What a bad way to get you aside back level pegging. Little check inside by Folds, who waits to see what's available to him. How are they sending it wide? She wants to probe down the right and he's going to flash all the way across. And that one is going to be Oliver's goal. Look for a second like it could be another own goal from the away side. But for Dean Oliver making sure and tucking it in from close range. Three goals inside half an hour. And Bradford City back ahead once again. And this one will count for the centre forward. Off for the crossbar. And as easy a finish as you'll get as a striker. Just a second in the league this season. His first one since September. Clipped in, cleared away, but not well away. Bradford making life very difficult indeed. That's all for defence. Well saved by King. They're going to get two hands on it, the goalkeeper. Just a bit of spin that turned it back towards him as well, made life a little easier. Smaller gives it short. Right-dropping deep. Continuing the progress. Watch it back as well. Lovely ball towards the far post, although it's not the intended outcome. Stuck on the volley. A very good save. Quick reactions from King to deny right. He was waiting patiently for something to come his way. He almost took his opportunity. Neat and tidy around the top of the 18-yard box. That's right, can't be the first man corner. You get the feeling that the hosts want to put this one to bed. Give themselves a little bit of breathing room here. Very crowded in the six-yard box. It's going to be difficult for King to come and collect anything. He's not going to have to at the moment. We might have to deal with that. It's up the post.  I'm not sure if it was a cross or a shot. The Welsh goalkeeper rooted to the spot. Maybe even taken a deflection that just guided away from everyone. Salford survived for now. Plenty trying to join and support the break, but that's going to be a free kick right on the edge of the penalty area. And a booking as well for the challenge. The man that won the free kick might fancy the free kick kit. And he's going to hit it. Oh, he's going to find the back of the net with a pitch. Two super strikes. Conor McElhaney with an emphatic way once more to pull his side level. Right on the hour mark. The goals are like buses. You wait a while and then two turn up very quickly indeed. And two finishes as well. The highest order from that man today. Keeps the away side back level and back in this game. Untidy challenge from behind. The ball count. The change is coming here. Sutton being replaced by Abba Issa. And looks forward from the free kick. Issa's there! It's his first touch. The goons after coming off the bench. It's an inspired substitution from Mark Hughes. And an immediate payoff for the manager. And for the man that's just come on. Not tracked, not looked at. And the header back across goal finds him perfectly. First goal for the club. For the centre forward. And on this near side, if they can move it out to it. All right, sending it back into the middle. Gets it back at his feet. Oh, that's a delicious pass through. It's just touched wide. King committed and got it all wrong. Gamey Walker aren't able to provide that final finish. Just a little heavy. Getting a feeling there could still be more to come in this one. Room to roam on the left. Torek didn't know changes from the away side. They're having to stick with the original starting 11. They may pay off as well. Oh, it's off the crossbar. Oh, how did that stay out? Rooms for Bradford with the free kick to come. But this is what tested them just a moment ago. Gally, no idea almost whether to use his head or legs and gets all in a bit of confusion with himself by King. The home supporters want the full-time whistle. It's not coming yet. There's a lot of room on this near side too. Going to be flashed towards goal. And again, still not cleared away. Smith with the effort. Greatfully held by Harry Lewis. And will hold on as long as possible as he can to this. No kindly to the striker, but it's not been his day. Bounce to get it into the penalty area. It's not going to happen for Solford today. Bradford bounce back from their losing run with back-to-back wins to finish 2022 and begin 2023. They don't fit in the table with a game in hand over the other three sides in the playoff spot. It's a huge result for Mark Hughes' manage. Frustrating for Solford who perhaps will feel they could have got something out of this encounter. But a five-goal thriller kicks off the new year in style. It finishes. Bradford three, Solford two.


Hahahaha She steals again.  Yeah Well welcome to episode number 16 of the Marty and Michael Fully actual podcast. This is episode number 16 now Yeah Dude, what's the song that we were singing today? It's gone No, no, the one that the one that you saying yesterday that caught us in the late afternoon today Yeah, yeah, that one's gone as well. No, it'll come back. It'll come back eventually You don't want to push push it dude James. What was the one that we were just seeing like an hour ago? You missed out on some yeah, you miss yeah, you really know office. There was a good jingle that we will think Through this podcast.  Yeah, I think so it is good sing that with your friends and see how many times you laugh Oh But like real seductively next to the fridge and turn and say for even when there's no one else there. Yeah Can you give us one like throughout the podcast, please Matt a what a song?   It's gonna be funny. Yeah, we'll probably call you in like two hours And she's like I'm at work. Yeah Yeah, we'll like when you have a job We'll just call you after the work and then like basically it got to a point where it got real awkward And like things were thought to be real and they weren't it backtracked and then it was so It's so well done Jackson, but the lying print of segment is having ripple effects all throughout the land Lucky didn't find out for ages. What was the what was the outcome of the last lot here him and Jackson and started messaging me Oh, can you like show me that email that Facebook sent you messaging representatives?  Yeah, and we're gonna try and lie to him saying that there was an earthquake Which there was so it's not a lie. It's reverse psychology. Whoa. It's it's the lie is that it's not a lie It makes the segment itself deceitful Wait, so Brisbane had an earthquake Yeah, it's fine Greg Shelton, did you see that one coming Greg Shelton loves earthquakes a very mini little earthquake What else is we're gonna say? Oh, we have to apologize. Oh, yeah, what so last week We obviously did a PO box opening. We did do it. Unfortunately. We had a little glitch and It didn't get didn't make the cut But um in honor of that PO box. I'm wearing the jazz that's what we got in last week's go shirt. I loved it Yeah, that's what we got in last week's peer box.  We're gonna prank all that billboard dude again I'll be Rhonda this time. Oh, I'm so we got a bachelor brown. We got questions. We got Matt Brown's black book We got Michael's Bible.    What do you know? What's happened?     Yes. They've got look at this They've got these the plow 2.0. It's just really refined razor. They've got cologne. 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It's more like mine is still going so you're saying you're so you're saying your camera May have its storage full now cuz I've just been saying yeah I'm just been downloading heaps of our poor of our movies and a podcast to make clips and sometimes I forget to delete and Well, we're gonna have to be checking that every five minutes the way you don't like it that way. I love it this way No, you liked it the other way last week. Oh really changes Oh Okay, everyone Moving along.  I reckon it's nice. I have in my hands Doug found in a gravesite many many moons ago.  Are you gonna hear it? He stood up to here. I'm sorry. I thought you were going home It's like disgusted with the blackboard silent So just to recap last week matt brown had to have himself in order to keep his life going All right, so now it is time for his trial Here we go Ah Number 53 I spent the next two days recovering from the ordeal. I was near moments from death but managed to survive I found some jelly beans in my pocket. I gobbled them down like a starving child in a bakery and chuckled to myself The guards came to get me in the morning of my fifth day of isolation It was trial day.  I was appointed a lawyer from legal aid His name was bob trung and he was blind in one eye He didn't speak a word of English and just shrugged whenever I spoke to him We entered the court and waited for the judge I asked bob if he'd even looked at my case and he stared at me with his completely white eye and shrugged All rise We stood as the judge entered I made eye contact with the judge and he stopped Then he quickly looked away and kept walking How peculiar I watched him walk and there was something oddly familiar about the judge He was tall about my height had long black hair Beady black eyes and a thick red beard and just wearing a black judge's robe I noticed the judge was purposely avoiding my gaze as he read through my charges And matt brown. How do you plead?  I felt I had no choice but to attack I attacked because I knew if I didn't I would have been killed later on The judge stared at me and then he smiled at me and gently shook his head Sounds like self-defense to me cleared of all charges and then he banged his gavel down I was in total shock. I was certain I was going to jail for many years But this judge had just cleared all my charges Matt, can I see you in my office for five minutes? I'd like a word I nodded still in shock. I said goodbye to my lawyer and gave him a carrot I left the courtroom and found the judge's office. I knocked nervously still unsure about what was happening Come in I opened the door and the judge was sitting at his desk, but had the chair turned around so I could only see his back You have no idea who I am. Do you brown? You're losing your touch after all these years Who are you? I needed to know he slowly turned his chair And when I saw the face without the beard my jaw dropped Question Yes, Matthew. That's right. I've become a judge and now I have helped free you. You owe me I knew this day would come if you don't return my favor I will have you thrown in jail My happiness turned back into despair and my sloppy heart skipped 10 beats I was too weak to win a physical fight against questin questin You have bested me What do you want? I want to have you Matt Right here right now my shoulders slump. Yes questin.  He started sucking slowly at first.   I could hear his saturated tongue Slop and stab around in my ear canals.   That's intelligent man.   Yeah, that was a great deal. Thank you for that matt. Honestly.   I reckon. I love that.  Okay, you got away with a lot.  We literally write a storyline and have like A watching musical Yeah, but our musicals could be anything like let's get married julians or just some clales and some flales Look, we're about to sit down with a man who has just been fucked by his brother He's sitting on a toilet.  I let it flow And we're back All right, it's time for bachelor brown And this is a segment where Michael and I out of the goodness of our hearts have decided to help Matthew Gregory brown out by helping him find a partner It's it's been tough going out there, right? He's he's nearly 40 years old.   He's he's lonely. He's depressed and he's really having a tough tough time at home So michael and I we go out every week and we find a potential partner for matt We know what matt needs in his life Five better than one. Do you actually know what better than what you do. I better look at us. Look at how happy Look how happy and healthy our relationships are matt brown. It's a sip So the we found the one I reckon this is the one all right. How did last week's go? Yeah, yeah, did you talk? Um, just briefly. Oh for fuck's sake. It's always briefly with you even sex. She did offer She did offer psychology To me if I never needed Well, that's cool to have for free. Yeah. Yeah, we'll be inviting her back Yeah, she might she's top three. Definitely Is it this one the last one three the last one? Yeah So this all right. So yeah, we're gonna get a girl on the phone that wants to date matt brown And we're gonna let them have a little phone date. Okay. That's what we're doing for you every week We gift you a date.  They'll be on the pot top three winners It'll be like perfect match and then matt has to pick one and marry them I'm still they they're moving in for a month. I reckon there's no way you can you I'm not going to marry one of these I've literally protested every single time. Are you saying you we offer you 39 potential mates and you say no to all of them? No, I haven't said no to all of them. Exactly. So there's a chance. I don't want three at the end. I don't want them here I don't well. We're not we're not getting more than three matt. All right. It's gonna be three No, don't don't get greedy one. I don't want them all here. Yeah, I want some all here I Can only have one they can't all live with you forever Look, we can invite them all if that's what you want. Let's just get this over with All right, here we go.  Sorry matt's breathing really heavily. Hello. Is this amy? Yes Matt stop it Welcome to the marty and michael Fully actual podcast.  You didn't even know that did you?   So we've we've we've we've got him here and you guys we want to see if you there's a connection between you So we're just going to leave you guys have a little chat get to know each other a bit See if there's a spark and maybe come back at the end of the season introduce me like that All right guys pretend we're not here No one's listening no one's watching everyone just ignore them and you two go Hey, amy, how are you? Tell you tell you own a boat say you own a boat own a boat talk yourself up a bit more Like a dingy um, I could lift 50 Amy, where are you from? Oh That's only an hour away. That's only an hour away, especially if you speed on the highway like you do when you're Um, I grew up on the gold coast Have talked about gold coast Where about I grew up in palm beach Anyway, tell me I love to go on the boat. Yeah, yeah, Matt's really Matt's shockingly funny.  Um, do you want to have a go at a joke? No, um, can I? Tell about your cacti collection. Yeah, I got some cactuses tell her about that abortion you had to have Uh, tell me about yourself, amy. What do you do for work and fun? Uh, I'm a nerd. Oh cool. Matt loves uniforms Um, I have children 12 and 8 12 and 8. How old are you? I'm like 2, uh, 33. 33. Do we know each other? Oh Oh, yeah, you could be lying about you lying about your name. Maybe we know each other. Do you know my boy? Um, and so what made you come on here See force see there wasn't too force. Yeah, see I feel bad for you.  That's getting confident. Yeah stretch out of it A nice dinner. Where would you want to what type of food? Oh That loves flesh So you like steak so I have to take you somewhere with nice steak. Yeah, or you can just Pull one out pulling out of the freezer and we can Um, I can eat it, but I don't usually eat a lot.   No, I felt a hesitation. You've been asking all the questions. What do you like Matt? Oh, I am a mysterious case I don't know.  Wow, that was horrible. I don't know. I'm pretty trying to impress him. No, I'm pretty simple. I like I don't know. I like I'm a bit This is never ever gonna work that was that was Matt Amy, this is what I literally said this other day. I said what happens if I actually meet someone that I like Oh, yeah, that's what I'm afraid of no, we'll be the steak. We'll be the steak. Yeah, I know you would be I'm worried Yeah Anyway, yeah, I'm truly scared that I that yeah like the dream girl will call in And it's just gonna fail because I've got these two hyenas humming all the time rude.  So All right, well, thank you so much for jumping on the call. That's Amy. I know it's Gets a bit weird sometimes because Matt's still very unsure on like how to talk about stuff, but he's learning. He's learning Yeah, no, it's not easy. He's just not good in comfortable situations, but he's learning he's getting there Okay, and we were trying to help and anyway, um, if you want to continue your conversation with Matthew Gregory Brown The greatest hava the world has ever seen you can uh, do you have instagram Amy? Uh, yeah Yes My son set it up for me and I just don't use it. All right Well, you can use it to talk to matt brown one one one four ones if you want to okay You can slide into DM'd he'll be waiting and you guys can continue this chat Because because honestly did you I feel like there was a slight spark I thought um, could you tell like I mean, there's some chemistry Especially where matt was coming really good We were great mediators about it like we said we definitely incubated that conversation well Yeah So thank you for joining us and if matt matt Wants to um, he'll he might invite you back at the end of the season all expenses paid trip to brisman Um, just just uh Not well Limousine treatment If you live on the gold coast limousine, yeah, you get limousine treatment and you can bring five friends But they have to live with matt for the month as well Anyway All right, thank you so much for your time and yeah, um, hopefully things work out with your matt brown We hope to hear from you again soon Thanks guys. See you Amy That was matt top three She's top three for sure man. You guys uh I she sounded pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, and you guys just attacked No, you you're like, oh this one's working out this one's work.  That's true.  I reckon she's in the top three now. So And it's only one of the gold coast so it'd be easy to work if she chose your number one I don't will say she just nailed the conversation nothing threw her off. She was so you love it Yeah, so you're saying, yeah But you still need to know what she looks like I'm that brown. I'm superficial. That was me being you. I'll just I'll just date her over the phone All right, let's light a locky. Oh, yes All right, this is a segment where we call locky one of our mates and just lie to him every week We've we've it's been what two three weeks in a row This'll be our third week But we lie to him all the time. He was pretty upset about the last one So we're gonna call him and then we're gonna tell him dude.   It's So we're gonna say that and then we're gonna go. Oh, no, it's just a lie. We turn the tables on it We turn the tables Dude, wait dude, just wait. Okay Did you guys did you did you guys feel the earthquake today from the gold coast? Did you do I swear to god online right now google it right now put put me on speaker and google it earthquake in brisman today Do you No, you have to look it up to trust me.  There was a 2.9 magnitude earthquake. Yes, funny boy.  Lucky got you again. Yeah.  That is so funny.   All right. I'll beg a bit Please subscribe on youtube if you haven't done so and on spotify It's really easy to scroll to the top and you can give us a five star review It really helps out, you know, how many we got so far because no one youtube and spotify They don't like this podcast. So this is literally grown into what it is today through word of mouth Do you understand we don't we're not getting a spotify podcast show It's not being shown to millions of people for free.  So please show support by commenting Liking subscribing and five star reviewing man, and that's as simple as that baby That's very well said. Thank you, man. See i'm trying. I'm trying How would you say please i'm trying for it? Say please could you do something? Please could you do something?  That was not bad.  That's unheard of man. That's life changing All right. Are you ready?  Oh donahoe. Oh donahoe. I don't know who Is that unsettling? Um All right from the seamus. Oh donahoe. You got cow.  It's a fact. Read it again. So Matt's dad is called Greg. So Greg's son, Matt, Greg. We have to go back into it.  Should I bring him on? Greg's man.  It'd be good to bring dad on and just be like, oh, Greg, the guys are not happy with the name Greg. Look at this, Matt. Look at that, Matt. What's going on there?  He got me. I was like, what is going on? Greg Smith thinks that we were talking about him when we bagged Greg. Yeah, we were talking about another Greg. Technically, you were. Yeah, you're right. Because all Gregs are still the same name. Yeah, true. I'm upset at that. Was he? He sent a message saying assholes.   Is there any big part about it? Wait, does he think that I'm calling him my dad? Possibly. No, I don't know what Greg thinks. He thinks what he's talking about him, not your dad. Look, I don't know what Greg thinks. I don't know what Greg thinks right now. I can't wish he was. Anyway. Greg. Tennis. Say it backwards. Say Greg back up. Greg. Yeah. It's the same backwards as it is. It's the same sound. It's the same sound. Greg. Greg. It's exactly the same sound. That shouldn't be like that. It's one of those words that's the same backwards. Greg. Greg. Sam. All right. Oh, thank you, Greg. Let's move on to questions. All right. We're going to answer some of your questions. We answer the ones the most likes first. Okay.  I have a scroll through here with which other questions you like and why answer them. Go. Spiral. That jump around like jumping jack. Give me that fruit. Give me that fruit.  You put that impulse in my impulse uncontrollable sometimes. Man. That's a risky throwing that through through here, man. You just risked the entire podcast. Hey, I took a risk and I do it every day of the week.  Questions. Number one. First question is from Casey Bluntock and they have asked, Hey, Marty, what's your dad's last name? No. All right. Top question went to Ryan Ferdinand's. Ferdinand's. And his question for the podcast was, what is Marty's dad's name? Last episode got me curious. If he keeps it a secret, I'm going to assume it's a name. I can't say. It's just a weird, weird name. It's shunct. Shunct. So yeah, it's just like people don't really get it. And like usually reactions like that. So I don't really say it anymore. Ever. Shunct. Shunct.  It's not good. It's not good. Shunct.  It's not good. No way is that his name, dude. No, it can't be real. Sorry. That could be a German name. That's what I reckon he's telling the truth. Shunct is a German name. That is so fucked. There's babies right now called shunct. Of course. The man that produces you is called. Now you're getting racist. Now you're delving into some offensive territory. Yeah, highly. And now you're in danger of hurting feelings. What's your grandfather's name? Also a shunct. It's also a shunct.  Yeah, shunct. Senior and shunct. I know. I know you're lying now. I swear to God, they have the same name. All right. What, like shunct senior and shunct junior? Can we please move along? I'm so offended. That is so good about you. Great, great, great father's name. Shunct.  No way. But that is fucked. If that is your dad's actual name. Wow. Of course. I won't be talking about this anymore. Okay, next question. Next question is from Rick Stendorf. Boys, where's the best place to visit in Australia if you had to give me a suggestion of where to go? Go to the movies. Nice answer. No, where's good in Auslan? I don't know. It depends what you want. Yeah, Brissy's all right. You got the beach that's quite close, but you still got a city vibe. Fraser Island? Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, what about? You go to Yambar? What about the Whitsundays? Yeah. Yeah, I've never been there. How about the Northern Territory? Cairns? Tasmania? See you in the NT. Perth? Adelaide? Tawumba? What about Fitzroy? Cray? Great dividing range. You can drive through the great dividing range. Logan? The Great Australian Bight. At Clough's Harbour, there's the Big Banana. The Capricorn. Tropical Islands off the East Coast. What about Texas, Queensland? You got the highway that goes down to Guangolagon. You can go to New Zealand here. New Zealand's pretty cool in Australia. It's like the coldest place in Australia in New Zealand.  Towers. Big towers of ice on top. I think I've never been there. Sorry. All right, next question is from Candice Maher. I made up name. No, depending where she's from, I'm not sure. All right, podcast question. What were your yearbook quotes? Did you have yearbook quotes? Yeah, we did. Did we really? Yeah, we did. Yours, you remember yours? It's gone. No, that wasn't it. Why? That's probably what it was. Do you remember yours, Marty? No, I lied. I thought we were just going to make them up. He didn't roll with that, though. Oh, well. Let's do it again. Let's try it again. Let's do it now. Let's leave everything in. What's your yearbook quote? I think it was, like, this one's for Stewie. Because I was, like, proud about the right man that we'd found. Well, like, yeah, he was, like, it was, like, that week that it happened, we had to sort of put something in.  I thought we didn't have to do that. No, well, I did, because I couldn't think of it like a tagline at that time. That used to be your Facebook thing. There used to be things on Facebook where you just had, like, a continuous, like, comment. That's what I'm saying. That used to be yours. Anyway. Oh, really? Yeah, well, it was important. So important. Mine would probably be to... Um... Prepare, get ready. 2023 March, it's coming. All right. Next question is from Daniel Harrison. Question for the podcast. It's my granddad's funeral next week. Hopefully this comes up before it. He goes, he was always a bit of a prankster. He asked me to pull a prank at his funeral on his behalf. I'm struggling to think of something to do. Can you give me an idea? I can hump him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, get on it.  Can't... Humping his leg.  Oh. If they'd get that. You can hump him. Doing shits is always a good one. And never gets old.  Yeah, would you want pranks to happen at your funeral? You could stab... Sounds like he's asking for it. Yeah, he wants it. Yeah, but I was like, what about your own? I would love that. I would love for someone to sink a knife into my chest. And then my corpse is spring loaded. So I sit up as it happens and my eyes are really wide open. And a pre-recorded... And a pre-recorded really high-pitched singing comes out. That's what I want. I would probably... I'd laugh. Spring-loaded corpse. I would laugh if I saw that. That sings once stabbed. Anyway, there's a few options there. Take what you will. Alright, next question is from... Not that one. You didn't like that one. It was about your mother. Janet. Your mother, Janet. Janice. Next question is from Dean Moore. After seeing fans at the Champions League final get tear gas, would you do a video based on riot control? That's not bad. And I thought that was excellent. Dude, we should do a video. Which riot gear is the most dangerous? What's going to be relevant?  Is it tear gas? Is it a hose? Like a high power? I feel it, yeah. And then people will need it. Yeah. And then they need to know how to defend it so they can get through the, you know, the government. Alright, look, I'll write it down. Alright. There you go, Dean. Next question is from Dylan B. Martin, what's some weird German food that you enjoy? Praise the motherland. Gahuttersfleisch. It's minced. The Germans eat a lot of raw meat. Is that a real thing? You can't have gahuttersfleisch. Gahuttersfleisch. Is it real? Gahuttersfleisch. It means minced meat. Gahuttersfleisch. It means minced meat. Gahuttersfleisch.   And you get a shitload of mustard and a bit of rye bread and you carve a bit off and slap it on and on and on.  By 9 a.m. you can't. Could you do that? Yeah, that's what happens all the time.  You did that in the morning sometimes. I ate large amounts of raw meat. Raw? Gahuttersfleisch. Gahuttersfleisch. Minced meat. Gahuttersfleisch. Gahuttersfleisch. How do you say, Matt? Gahuttersfleisch. Fleisch. Fleisch. Gahuttersfleisch. Oh, my God. See, it's like a weed cult. How do you say Matt's mints in German? Matthias Gahutters. What? Matthias Gahuttersfleisch. Your name and then Gahuttersfleisch? I mean, it's Matt's mints. Oh, wow. It sounds like Martin. Yeah. Matthias. Martin und Matthias. Michael. Michael, Martin, Matthias. Gahuttersfleisch. Gahuttersfleisch. And then you'd have, like, you'd have, there'd be Wurst, Blutwurst. It's this, like, sausage thing made out of blood.   We were peasants. We were nothing. We had nothing. We were scum.  And, yes, there's all sorts of different Wursts. There's liver, cream, Leberwurst. You smear on some rye bread. Oh, I have both of that. Junked. Is that your dad? Shunked. Shunked loved his Gahuttersfleisch. Shunked in his Gahuttersfleisch. Shunked to Gabe. Shunked to Gahuttersfleisch. You and your dad eating Gahuttersfleisch together. My father's a Gahuttersfleisch. You and your shunked. Shunked. Anyway, that's what we ate. Fuck. All right, two questions left. Oh, God. Awful lots of, like, liver and...  Oh, you decide, Brown. All right, question for the podcast from Donut Films. No, I don't have films. Strikes again. He said, I got this wrong, Mary have kill.  I know this one. The easy. Fuck, that's tricky. I don't think it is.  I'd have to probably marry Julian.  That's not what I expected you to say. Very good. You and Julian married would be... I know it'd be so funny. Uncomprehensible. I would... That's quite a difficult decision.  Then marry. Then kill. All three. All three of them. Very good. And that took a lot of thought. Don't discredit that. It's even for everyone. I'd do it for all three. There's such a process. Three things with every person.  All three times. I guess I could murder first, maybe. That makes things easy. Less legwork. No! Okay.  Shunked! Shunked. His father's name is shunked. Shunked. Wow. God, that's flash. And the final question. Come from Zach Jinet. Jinet? Shit. Jinet. We see a lot of our a lot of friends of the podcast and your website repeat a lot of the phrases you say. So his question is, do you guys love or hate when the audience repeats your phrases such as clang clang and thai lai?  You've got to spread the word.   Continue to do it. Change the world together. One cling clang clang at a time. One flai lai lai lai. My flai lai clululua. Jake and Dickerson like nailed I'm sorry about that in our lives with us. Sorry? Did he come on the live? He went in and woke up his housemate. What did he do to her? Or hissed at her. After that, times the perfect sorry about that. So good dude. I see comments like sometimes we get a hater every now and then and a fan will just reply sorry. Yeah. I have seen that. It made me so puffed up. It's very funny. Pride is one of the seven deadly sins. I like the giggles I get from it. But yeah, I guess you're proud of it. It's a cool hundred percent.  New language. Wow. I was hoping it'd be. And now it's time for the PO unboxing segment.   You never know what is going to be in one of these. All right, let me tell you.  PO box. 256. 401. Anything. Literally anything we open alive on the podcast. This one's fragile. It's a very heavy box. We're pretty excited. I have a feeling I know who sent this one. Is it dangerous or could you reckon? It could be dangerous, but not dangerous to open. It says poured a passion by Amber. I can't read that word. Matt, you are so wrong. What do we have here? What is this? This is for our birds.  Someone did send me a message to explain whose candles are whose. Let's hear about it, bro. We haven't got it. Let's just give these guys a shout out. One's for each of you, girlfriends. One's for me. I think you guys get this beer. This is from poured a passion. Pored. P-O-U-R-E-D.  I can already smell them.  It's P-O-U-R-E-D-A P-A-W-S I-O-N-X poured a passion X on Instagram.   Everything smells good. Do you have that message? I do. I do have the message. I'll go through and I'll find out who it is. Oh, man. Smell that, dude. Fuck, that makes me so hungry. Oh, that is just pure vanilla. And that is insane. Smell that. No, you smell that. You smell that. Oh, yeah, watermelon.  Oh, what is that? I'm making me so hungry, dude. Strawberry.   Oh, yeah. Oh, this yellow one's so good. Oh, man. I want to eat some. Yeah, eat it. I think eat it. Have a bite. Let's just see what it tastes like. Just a smaller bite than that if you want. Okay. It's a little nibble. Let's see if there is any flavour in there. Memory candles are quite poisonous. No. Yeah, I just said that to a freaking man.  It burns your tongue a bit. So, there's flavour. Oh, it's in your teeth. Is it sugar? Not really. I reckon, like, if we were alone, I would still love to eat the whole thing. There you have it, guys. They smell so good that if Micah was alone, he'd eat them. Poor person, baby. Yeah, I'll find that message and I'll know who's... All right, let's see what Matt Brown's hater has written him this week.   Let's open the other big box. It's always fun opening gifts.  Oh, yeah. How did that get through the mail? Surely someone's seen that. He's put a swastika on the letter. Crackly. Man, that soap is burning my mouth. Hey, don't eat the soap, everyone. Don't eat the soap. It's not soap, man. It's candle. Maybe have a drink or flee. I thought it was soap. It's candle.  I'm gonna be candle with those notes. I could have come on. It's actually dear you guys, but I'll still read it. All right, dear Marty and Micah, inform Matt Brown, I, the hater, he refers to me I just want to let him know that my dad never left me.  My dad never left me, but that's all. Matt has something to say because he's retarded. I will also be writing another letter. On the back he has the war letter. To the boy.  Oh my God. So watch out, Matt.   Did your parents write that? No, it's from there. My parents write that. Yeah, dude, you're never gonna hide the fact that your dad left me. I think, hater, next time send through your phone number I think maybe we should organize a fight between you and Matt. No. Don't put the violence out there. It's good banter between us. What if it is your actual parents? It's not my parents. All right, look, I've just opened this big box. There's a letter and it says Read Me Slut. To my dearest Marty, Michael Bachelor extraordinaire. Kyle here, a.k.a. pub daddy. I am on your table. Yes, the pubic hair guy. Previously you asked for a pubic hair. I sent it. Then you asked for more things and here they are.  I enjoy him very much. Michael, Google Encephalitis lethargy or find a podcast.  And I think you'll find it fascinating. I know I did. Mr. Brown, he's right behind you. He's standing right behind you. Keep up the search for love, my friend.  Live by this and you will live your life at the most conscious livable here. I'm going now. Enjoy also. Sorry, Michael.  So I got you something just as cool. Enjoy. Also, if you want to send me something cool, do it.  Cool. Bye now. I love from pub daddy. Thank you very much, pub daddy.  Just be careful. Everything is exciting. There's something on there already. There's one package here with Marty written on it. I don't know what I asked for. I've forgotten. This is part of a Kinder surprise toy. No. Oh, it's a Lego man hat. All right, we got Matt's here. Matt's got that. Michael, this is yours. Michael, you got a proper chemistry set. Make your own avalanche.    He said like just so we can sort of get stuff. We could start. I reckon let's send him this back. Oh, wow. Look at this. Let's look at some stage in previous podcast. We must have asked for these things. A rocket launcher and I've got underwear here. Like new good underwear. Hopefully there's nothing in them. Oh, Michael, what have you got? I got a chemistry set, which is okay. But I prefer the Bunsen burner. Do you want the avalanche? That's got an avalanche mountain. What does that mean? I don't know. And I got something else. Actually, this has got a beaker in it.  We'll put that in the lab for sure, you dog. Send me some cards. Oh, NBA. No, he sent me MBL. No. You can start your MBL collection now.  Thank you very much. There's more in here. There's more.  Thank you very much. What do you got there, Matt? Condom or something? What is it? Oh, is that a condom? No. What is it? There's a look. Hang on. There's parts to this. Would you eat it? No. Maybe. What's the famous motorbike stuntman? Travis Houdini. I reckon Jeff, his name was. Blight Flondard. Houdini. Evil Knievel. Evil Knievel. It looks like an Evil Knievel lego man. Fish. But he looks like he's wrapped in skin.  Yeah, I guess it does go and look like skin. It can't be trusted. Oh, yeah. Well, I know that is skin. He's gotten some burnt and just wrapped it around. So the pub daddy has. I think it's skin pub daddy. Correct us if we're mistaken here. Lego man wrapped in skin. Yeah. Hold on nice close to the camera so that people at home can see what the hell that is all about. And comment what you think it is everybody. Have you ever seen anything like that before? Comment and see what you think it is everybody. He's got MBL cards from 1994. How did I know that? That's crazy. All right. Thank you so much.  We just got sent skin and gifts. A fucking. It's probably not much fun to watch, but I love getting gifts. Don't touch them. They're mine.  Dude, these are like 30 years old. I need new underwears. Unopened pack of 30 years old. That's crazy. Open them now. Can I have the avalanche? Yeah, let's see what this is all about. It looks like you build it. I don't know what that is. Maybe I'll get an Andrew Gay's signature card. And that is the PO boxes segment. Everybody put your hands together. Very good. I was nervous then. Yeah. I'm gonna put it on there too. Trouble against a character, okay? Oh yes. Trouble prank card. You put your phone down. How can I help you? Yeah, no worries. I'm just looking for a particular guest. Would you be able to tell me? I'm just searching for someone that I know. If a grant fly is staying at your hotel. You can tell me that. The name is spelled F-L-E-I-N. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Fly. I'm sorry, so I can't give you the information on that. Do you know who my grant is? Is that why you're not telling me? Has Grant spoken to you at all? Or not yet? Not yet. I kind of know for certain. He's at the hotel, actually. He's told me and sent me pictures of him at the hotel. So I'm assuming he's gone to reception and asked you not to say anything to me. Is that correct? No, no, it's not on that. Come on now. No, no, it's with the hotel policy. So you're telling me basically that you would definitely tell me if Grant's flying was staying at the Marathon? No, so we can't see the information on that. Right, right, right. So you're saying that you can't tell me at all? And that you won't tell me? It's just that we can't... Can you sort of see how that's quite frustrating? Can you sort of see how that's quite frustrating for me? Yeah, I'm sort of just trying to find where this person is and you're not giving me any help! I can't help you so and that. Listen to this! How about I come in, okay? I'll come in, okay? I'll check every room, right? And we can both see if Grant's flying is staying at the Marathon. And we can both see if Grant's flying is staying there. How's that? I can't help you on that. Look here! Is that okay if I come in then? Is that quite all right if I catch an Uber in? No, you can do that or still we can't provide you any information on that. Okay, look, you're being quite rude to me now.  Okay, and I'm not having any of that. Is there someone in a higher position of authority than I can speak to? I can hand over to my manager if anything needs to be done. That would be lovely, thank you. Supporting it. Small business, yeah. No, I'm looking for Mr. Flying, yeah. I'm certain he's there. Yeah, supporting lots of small businesses basically. Keeping the economy going. Local, source things local. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's exactly right. Yeah, no, it's great. How can I help? Look, I was just speaking to one of your employees and I'm just trying to find out, okay, I'm trying to find out if one of the guests staying at the Mariton is the man that I know. I know someone is at the Mariton and your staff is refusing to tell me what room he's in even though the man has specifically asked me to come to the hotel to his room. Okay, yeah, so do you want to tell what the guest is? Yeah, yeah, look, I'd just like to know where the guest Grant Flying is staying, in which room? Yeah, so what was his last name? Flying. Grant Flying. F-L-E-I-N, Flying. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so yeah. Just trying to sort of support small business and yeah. Yeah, I'm not having anything come up registered under that name, I'm sorry. That's funny that you're saying that because I've actually seen photos of Grant, right, he has sent me photos directly of him at the Mariton. Okay, sir, thanks for shouting at me, but we don't need that. Excuse me, I am not a sir, okay. We lost the hook, we lost the hook. But that was very, very entertaining.  I'm not a sir. Oh, that was a woman. Yeah, Margaret is a woman. But very nice how you sort of took it to the next level. It's hard to re... I think about that prank call with that restaurant that we called, you know, the screaming one. And it's really hard to recreate that type of like the, from normal to screaming. Oh, is it hard to progress into that? Yeah, yeah. It would take a lot of energy. Yeah, yeah, I'll have to do more Margaret. You know what I just realised? The...  Yeah, just to... Oh, can we go all the way through? If you have any prank call suggestions, please comment them underneath, right? Who knows? We might even do your ID. Yeah, you should have it. Anyway, that's the end of episode 16. Four more episodes. Thanks for watching. See you next time.


ومسجدها الإسلام ونقوم بك وذلك before I delivered a statement on behalf of His Highness the Foreign Minister of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate UAE for 3 occasions First, the 50th National Day anniversary and second for the integration of expo and third for convening or hosting this conference in the capital Abu Dhabi Your Excellency, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your kind invitation to speak at the official opening of the World Policy Conference Such an occasion represents a unique opportunity to enhance dialogue and engagement on issues regional and global concern The inside shared here worked toward informing policy making by gathering officials, researchers, business leaders and industry experts under the same proof The great array of topics are under discussion from shifting state of global geopoliticals to the challenge of global health, energy and climate change The variety and this intensity of the challenges facing the international community require careful attention and deliberation making matters of global governance very timely indeed The outst of COVID-19 pandemic, the Kingdom made decision to address these challenges sustainably and inclusively The most effective method to do is by relying global efforts within multilateral frameworks This approach act as an extension of decades long diplomacy that sought to bring nation together narrowing differences in order to focus on border picture, the shared challenges facing the international community In an increasingly interconnected and interdependent world, the pandemic highlights our common threats and intensified shared challenges Unfortunately, this was also accompanied by increased liberalization around geopolitical and global hotspots Communities struggled in terms of lives and lifehoods At MODIS, these factors increasing international cooperation and bathing the way for sustainable economic recovery became the vital bath we choose Recent challenges emphasize the importance of our ambition in 2030 The need to diversify public revenue stream, develop human capital and create sustainable economics are challenges relevant to most nations We have been investing in Saudi youth enabling them with necessary skills and diverse opportunity that enhance the quality of life in our society The Venus May Program such as the recently announced Human Capability Development Program and the National Transportation Logistics Strategy Help our economy to better integrate with regional and global opportunities We have also opened up new sectors for employment and investment such as tourism, entertainment, technology and green solutions The Kingdom Foreign Policy is driven by dedication to this vision, a commitment to regional security and deep affirmation of our mineral global partnership We believe this will act as a catalyst for transformation across the region, creating an environment more receptive to the ambitions of our youth The Kingdom is equally committed to addressing the challenges of energy sustainability, climate change and lending a helping hand to countries in need The Kingdom proudly ranked as the third most provider of humanitarian aid, both our Islamic and human values drive our solidarity with countries who are in need The main platform for our donation is the King Salman Humanitarian Aid and Relief Center which supervised over 1,727 projects in more than 70 countries They are mounting to more than $4 billion in aid Another key provider of Saudi assistance is the Saudi Fund for Development which has been operating in Africa for the last 4 decades Its grant and loans amounted nearly $13.5 billion in the last 45 years In 45 countries, their projects span different areas such as food, security, health and education Your Excellency, joining the world in achieving a sustainable recovery also means working together to find a creative way to tackle climate change while maintaining energy security and efficiency In addition to the Kingdom adherence to the International Climate Accord such as Paris Agreement and supporting the success of COP26 We believe we can do more based on this conviction His Royal Highness the Crown Prince launched ambitious projects such as Saudi and the Middle East Green Initiatives Within the Kingdom, we aim to reduce emissions, significantly raise our dependence on renewable and plant more than 10 billion trees We also plan on hosting a green initiative forum at the end of this month Inviting our friends and partners to participate With our regional partners, we are embarking on the largest overstation project aiming to plant over 40 billion trees across the Middle East This is part of the larger commitment to cater for the need for the planet As we support innovation in renewable and green energy as well as pioneering innovation in marine and land conservation in the Red Sea, Neum and across the Kingdom In acting, this ambition plan and strengthening global partnership require regional environmental that is stable and we give cooperation over tension We are keen on shifting the region toward stability, cooperation and mutual beneficial partnership Saudi diplomacy is full of example showing its dedication to seek peaceful solution to conflicts and disputes The Kingdom offered through the Friends of Sudan group to facilitate peace and transition in Sudan were vital We supported the UN integrated transition assistance mission in Sudan toward inclusive transition We continue to stand with the people of Sudan in maintaining state institution and supporting Sudan stability and prosperity I would like also to highlight the Al-Ula declaration which was asserted solidarity and friendship within the GCC It was a landmark moment in which the region leaders closed to come together, choose to come together and bathe a bright future for the region We have also been advancing a peaceful solution to conflict in Yemen Unfortunately, the Houthi have yet to engage with our unitary case fire Nor do they seem receptive to international pressure We call on them to case their campaign that are jeopardizing Yemen future and standing in the way of peace Establishing long lasting peace and stability through the region We'll always remain a top priority for the Kingdom, facilitating peace is a way forward to improving global governance and enabling more open world Your Excellency, the world is undergoing profound transformation And we need to adopt if we are to raise the occasion of fulfilling the aspiration of our youth Creating opportunities, enhancing connectivity and strengthening partnerships should guide our path forward The Kingdom will continue to act as a strong advocate of multilateral frameworks to address common challenges And work toward building a safe and secure future for the region where this can be achieved Thank you


It happens all the time. Say you need them to open up a new checkout window in line at the supermarket. You say, hey, can you open up a new one? You know, however you guys want to do it. There are so many situations where the way you choose to communicate dictates a response you got from the person you're talking to. This is kind of going back into immersion. Unreactedness to anything around you. Nothing exists but you and her.  This is not about being direct or indirect, but you have got to be just there with her. Eye contact, unreactive to everything else going on. Doesn't matter if her girlfriends are screaming for her to come follow them. Unreactive. There are so many times where they're trying to drag her off. And simply because you're not reacting to that and you're just staying there with her like this, just calmly talking, she's just rooted right in place. And the world could be falling down around her, but since you're right here with her, she's ignoring everything else as well. That's a big deal. You're not grabby, you're confident attitude is quiet and pulls her in. A lot of guys, they get in this mindset where somehow they're going to batter her defenses down and convince her to go home with them. And that's really not how it works. You have to make her want to go home with you. One way to do that is just be there with her. We'll get into more of that later. Huge. This is a huge thing right here. Existing outside of social tension. As men, it is our role, we exist outside of social tension. I think the first time this was driven home was Tyler on the blueprint. He said, he's like, look, there are socially tense situations that go on all the time. You're going to find yourselves in them constantly. But as a male, that is not you. You do not respond to tension. You don't even feel it.  But it's got nothing to do with how you feel right here. Just the other night, I was out with Labito. And I see these two sexy-ass girls. And I'm kind of like this. There's like a rail here. I'm on a higher spot. And then I'm talking to Labito at the table. Two really cute girls, probably before they were then where you're at. And I'm like, yo! And they don't hear, I'm like, yo! And the new guy that was standing with Labito just goes, and scampers off five or six feet away. And I'm like, dude, I'm like, if you can't stay with it, man, it's not going to work for you. Social tension is not you. It's not your role. You don't respond to it at all. Forget it. Oh, man, this is a good one.