I've always felt like, you know, the more you try to control people in a borderline oppressive way, the more you're likely to create a rebel. It's as simple as that. The more you tell people they can't do something without any logical explanation as to why they cannot, the more they're curious to find out why.  And I think that's what happened with a lot of people growing up, especially in these parts of the world, living a much rebellious life because most of the things that we're told we couldn't do either made us really curious or didn't make sense to us so we decided to find out for ourselves. My childhood and upbringing, that's a long one. I don't know if I should make it short or summarize it in a way. Okay, so growing up was a very, should I say average, traditional Ghanaian home. I was brought up in a Christian home. My parents are both Presbyterians so that's what I grew up knowing. I'm the second of three children, so a big brother and a little sister. I think for most people, probably watching this video, who grew up in late 80s, 90s, I'm not that old, late 80s, 90s coming. Your parents kind of instilled fear in you with some of the things you couldn't do and places you couldn't go. And they did this without, sorry, they did this without a lot of allowance for questioning and conversations around it because well, children were supposed to be spoken at actually, not to at. And so you couldn't question some of these things and for me, that made me much more curious and it made me yearn a bit more to grow faster and do the things that I was told I couldn't do. So that was what growing up was like for me and I think that's what's created the kind of person that I am now because I was the kind of child who would always think for himself and want to do things his own way. That's how come, for example, I decided to get my hair locked. I have earrings, I have a couple of tattoos. Yeah, I think it contributed. Growing up in an African home, most parents would, I would say, chose respect over love. And even with the respect, I would say the respect was much more influenced by instilling fear than, you know, allowing your children to be humans or treating them as, you know, humans who also had things to say and had ideas of their own and having conversations together. So it was more of fear than respect. And between my parents, I think I was much more afraid, yeah, afraid of my dad than my mom. So in the respect spectrum, I think I respected my mom more but I was afraid more of my dad. And that made me find ways, most of the time, to counter, you know, these emotions that would, you know, come up when you think of maybe what would happen to you if you did this and what would your dad do to you if it went wrong and all these things. So you're not able to explore, you're not able to challenge things that don't make sense to you because conversations don't happen around them. Yeah, see, I told you, it might be a long, but that's what growing up for me was like. And it made me the kind of person I am. My siblings are quite different from I am. I am much more rebellious, I would say. I'm much more rebellious than my siblings. My siblings are much more laid back. They have their own rebellion in their own way, but they are much, much more laid back than I am. And I think it's a weird thing as well because for me, I'm a weird balance of, you know, being pedantic and also being free spirit. There are some things that I stopped myself from doing because I don't think I want to explore because I don't think it will serve me anyway or I think I'll be breaking a certain rule. So in that sense, you know, I'm a bit pedantic that way. But some of the things are also there, especially when it comes to things that I want for myself that I'm able to decide and do things in a certain way. If it's only quote-unquote harming me or affecting me, I'm able to decide for myself and do it and live with the consequences. That's what I would say about my upbringing. Do I have a favourite parent? If we're being honest, I think everybody has a favourite someone between two people, especially your parents or guardians, unless you have two parents who are, I don't know, equal in every sense of your emotional needs and whatever you needed them to be, that you knew that you could go to mum for this and it works for you and you could go to dad for this and it works for you. But either way, we're humans. I think we have preferences. And children, I think it's easier for children to actually say who they prefer. Yeah, if you've seen those TikTok videos where parents or people would run different directions and expect their kids to follow them or whatever it is, children never lie. And I think it's one of the things that it's easy for kids to decide. So yes, I sure do have a favourite parent. It's really unfortunate that parents can't say they are favourite kids. Although some, I mean the brave ones do, but parents also do have favourite kids and they're allowed to have favourite kids because for them, some kids listen to them and do as they say and make them proud and yadda yadda yadda. So yeah, I do have a favourite parent and I'm a mama's boy. So a favourite parent would be mom because like I was saying, I had much more fear for my dad growing up than, you know, a much more softer love and respect for him. It was more fear and we didn't really agree on a lot of things because I was very opinionated as well and I still am. So we clashed a lot on a lot of ideas. And so yeah, I preferred my mom also mainly because my mom for me also made us feel that we deserved certain things that my dad would traditionally halted from happening or think wasn't necessary. My mom always made us feel that we deserve these things or we deserve the good too. So growing up, I saw a lot of sacrifice on her side. I don't mean that my dad didn't sacrifice a lot. I'm just saying that I felt it more. She was more lenient and she was more accommodating of some of these things that we wanted to explore and achieve for ourselves. So yeah, that's yeah. Do I want to be a parent? Of course I want to be a parent. I'm not going to say I love kids, but I do want to have kids of my own, especially because especially also that my partner has the same feelings. So it's a mutual thing that we both want to raise children together. So I do want to be a parent and have that experience for myself and possibly see... I think parenting is such a weird thing if you think about it. Besides, you know, procreation, it's much more experimental. So I think, yes, I do want to be a parent, but then thinking back on how I was raised and how I feel towards some of the decisions my parents made, although I didn't like most of it, I think I can empathize with what they experienced and transferred onto us as kids. So that's empathy there because they were also, of course, they've not been parents before, you know, having us. So it was also very experimental and doing what you know or what you think is right for your child based on your experiences and what the world was like at the time. So yeah, I can empathize in that way and I do also want to be a parent because it's going to be completely different times and completely different experiences. Am I going to be like them as in my kids' grandparents or I'm going to be different? I don't know. But I would like to find out. Yeah, that's what I want to say. Do I think I would be a good father or parent? I guess we'll have to find out because I can't say here that I would be a good parent. I don't know what's going to happen when I have my child. So for me, I guess I would say I would try my best with a lot of things that I have learned now with how the world is going and how I see the world and the kind of opportunities especially that are available to us and how for the most part we wish our parents had given us more in terms of the freedom of choice, freedom of exploration, freedom of failure, exploring and failing and doing things a certain way and getting support for those things. The world is changing and there's a lot of no you can't or there was a lot of no you can't do this and this is what needs to be done or this is the only thing that needs to be done especially with your career choices and the school and the subjects that you learn and all these things and talking to your kids, listening to them as humans as well and engaging them. I'm not necessarily going to sit here and say that I'm not going to be the perfect dad or parent but I think I'll learn from how I was raised and how the world is going now and hopefully I'll be able to find a fair balance that suits my children. So will I be a good father? I just really hope that I can be present. I think that's one of the things that is really important to me.  I just hope that I will be there and be a part of that. Will I be happy if my child takes after me? I don't know if I will be happy, happy if my child takes after me.  I don't think I want my child to be exactly like me and it's inevitable that they will pick things from you. You're raising them. They're experiencing you. They're looking at you and kids do look or pick a lot by seeing what's around them or the people that they are guardians. They pick a lot from the people that are teaching them what to know about this world and everything. They will pick things from me but would I want my kids to be exactly like me or no, I don't think so. I don't want that. If they would pick anything from me I'd want that ability to want things for themselves and take up space and decide for themselves and be able to talk about these things when they do decide for themselves or try to explore to be able to balance these ideas and if they choose a completely different path it's the only thing I can do, support. I don't want my kids to be a mini version of me. No, that will be there. I mean biologically in the DNA, whatever and in raising them what they are exposed to, yes but I don't think I want to have my kids taking after me like religiously, that's what they want to be. I mean if you want to be like daddy, cool. But I don't think that's where I want things to be in a restricted sense. Do I consider myself a rebel? Hell yeah. I consider myself a rebel because like I was saying when you tell people tell people they can't do something me especially I want to know why I can't do that thing especially if it's something that for example I thought of or I may have been inspired by something I saw and I want to try something like that for myself and if I'm not self-harming or if I'm not doing something terrible to another person and I think it's a creative thing I want to do when you tell me I can't do it I will find my way of doing it you can't tell me I can't do it I want to do it and know how the experience of myself I am, yes, I am a rebel I think rebellion or everybody has their own level of rebellion in them I think it's something that's innately us so yeah it's what has made me who I am or yeah it's what has made me who I am because for example growing up I'd always been fascinated by the hairstyle which is locks I've always been fascinated by body arts like tattoos and I would actually those plants that had this white liquid in it that were sticky yeah white liquid it's kind of like glue I would use it to draw things on my body and let it dry out and then grind charcoal and sprinkle on it and that gluey part will catch the pattern of the design and then you wash it off and it stays on your skin for a few hours so I've always been interested in tattooing myself for example I've always been interested in having earrings I think looks are looks I mean it doesn't mean anything it doesn't take away from who I am and also in a way despite the person who said I couldn't do it yes so it's a bit of both I wanted to do it you said I can't do it because it will bring for example shame to your Christian family and people will look at my family a certain way because my son has dreads or whatever it is I don't care what people think so first of all I'll do it because I want to have that look and secondly I'll do it because you don't like it so yeah I'm a rebel in that sense yeah choosing love or respect I've always said I would choose respect over love and I think what I mentioned before that we have a very here in these parts of the world our idea or definition of respect is much more fear of somebody doing what they say it's authoritarian than nurturing because respect is being inspired by someone's examples enough and being heard by the person and being tolerated by the person enough to agree with them or disagree even in the most humane way you get it so I would choose respect here in the sense that you may not like me you don't have to like me but at least you wouldn't treat me like a lesser human you wouldn't infringe upon my right to exist you wouldn't think me that I don't deserve to be in a certain space or deserve certain things you're liking me doesn't matter you don't have to love me you don't have to like me but you have to respect that I want to do things this way or I want to exist and I deserve to exist so I would choose respect in its yeah, entirety over love I've always said this love love is I don't want to even go there it's a complex thing and it's one of the choices people make you can't force somebody to like you or love you so I would choose respect over love


RIP those Siamese twins apart with your bare hands with a bit of a mess. Are we live, Matt? Yeah, I think so. Episode number 30 of the Muddy and Michael Filling Actual podcast. And we've got 10 episodes left. We've got a Bangra episode in store for you.  And it's pretty crazy, man.  You sound tired. Are you? Yeah, well, maybe explain that. Yeah, well, look, we've we've had a really big week. We've pretty much filmed nine videos in like three and a half days. And then, as you know, we've been talking about it a lot. We went alien hunting for a night near Stamthorpe, all right.  You burnt everything destroyed everything I brought. We went a bit crazy. It's exciting at the time. We've logged it all. And there's a cut.  Crack and milk boys were there for a while. And yeah, it was it was a rough night. We hadn't slept much to begin with the night before, right? Because it's been a big busy week.  We, Michael, Michael was meant to buy some blankets the day before for us because we didn't want to repeat of the last time we went camping at one of our friends' place where we were freezing our asses off. So I'm like, don't worry, I'll get us some pillows and some blankets. We'll be heaps warm. And we get there and then the air mattresses don't work. And we're like, well, at least we got like blankets. You just sort of wrap it around us and then we'll have like a cocoon. It'll be OK.  They look like curtains. Yeah, they look like very thin. It's like a thickness of a sheet. I thought they were a different style blanket with the wool stuff on the inside. But yeah, they won't. And I bought some throwovers, which were just useless. I found with the throwover, if you put it over your face, you could breathe into it and it would create like a heater for your face. I think my body was the cold part of my face. I don't really mind that much about. Anyway, sorry about that. Then we also destroyed Matt's tent and his sleeping bag during filming. Everything I bought, except for the clothes that I had was destroyed. And you laugh about it now, but living it was a horror horror nightmare. So Matt had to come into our tent with me, Michael and Lockie. And so we're all sleeping on the hard ground. And we've all got at least Lockie and Matt had actual blankets. But me and Michael are just trying not to die.  I don't know why we didn't. I tried to go on the van to sleep because I just couldn't sleep in or so cold. But the van is just I'm just constantly constricted. And then the seats are too narrow.  Yeah, all the seats aren't good for tall people. God, it sucked.  And it made it worse because you couldn't sleep on your side because the ground we had no mattresses. So the ground was like poking into us. So I slept on my back, which is the worst part for a snoring normally. I snore a little bit. Yeah, but if I'm on my back, it's going to be mayhem. Plus we're you are on your side. He was snoring in every direction. He was he was sitting up with his eyes wide open, looking at me smiling. And he was still snoring. Well, I can sleep through snoring, but I reckon I had earplugs and I was still like was struggling to get to sleep. And so it was a cold, super uncomfortable night.  So there will be some content coming out about that. And the alien hunting, you'll just have to wait and see how successful that was. Yeah, well, that'll be on the website. Hundred percent. Not to get too excited, but there was some explosions.   We had a huge campfire.  Really? Yeah, I did. Oh, man, it was good. And they just put them all in good for ten minutes. Good for like that first 30 seconds was so exciting. Was Marty's ideas. Mayhem fires and everything in in the same one go. Put everything in and just light it. And then I had a couple of bags set aside to maintain the fire.   So our energy levels are a bit down. It's a Friday today. We never film on Fridays, but there is a benefit to filming on a Friday. Oh, Lachlan does not know. Loki has no idea. Loki came on this camping trip with us and he has no idea that we're filming the podcast today. And it's like it's like 1 p.m. right now. So if we call him, he'll be like, oh, he won't be expecting it at all. To be the bearer of bad news. I do remember when we're driving back here said out loud. Let's film podcast tomorrow. And he heard, well, I sent him a message before I was like, oh, hey, man, we're going to give you a bit of a preface before we explain this. So the cracker milk boys came with us. They were there for maybe like, well, they stayed for a while.  And it was getting real cold. And they're like, fuck, because it's hard to try and be funny into because they were going to film a video as well. It's hard to try and be funny into like, and they do a lot of sketch comedy and stuff. So it's hard to act and try and be funny. So they're like, fuck, we're going to have to go because one can't just leave because we carpool. So if one wants to leave, then the others had to leave. And unfortunately, they had to leave. But so I messaged Loki today. And I was like, dude, I just found out the real reason cracker milk left. It's fucked.  So the line to Loki will be us telling him a lie about the real reason cracker milk left the camping trip early. That's exciting. Yeah, it is exciting. It's it's a great lead into it's something to do with animals. Because we've got a new pet here at Marty and Michael. Now, what have we called the pet? Oh, you said it the other day. Right. Yeah.  Brankett. Blank. Brankett. Blank. Brankett. I think it's Brankett. And it's a bird. It's a magpie. And yeah, we've got a little cage.   He had pretty much James had left him the house key. And so we came home and Julian had like hidden all of the TVs and laptops. Like a lucky draw.  It'll be out by now. What time is this? No, no, this won't be out for a few weeks. But yeah, he made it look like he robbed it. Yeah. And man, yeah, we fully were convinced.  Anyway, that's good. That video is coming out soon. Brown swore. Yeah. Palm Beach came out of me heavy. Yeah. Brown went to rage in your brown town. The TVs are gone. Of course, we didn't believe him when he's like, we've been robbed. And we're like, shut up, man.   It was very, very. I didn't enjoy it. Anyway, that's that's been our week. And so please excuse our low energy levels.  So why don't I quickly let? Why don't we lie to Locky first? Oh, do you want to the bachelor brown first? That's hopefully we're hopefully she called answers. All right. All right. Look, we're going to do the bachelor brown first. What's her name? Stacy's mom.  Should we do that? Got it. Bachelor brown, brown, brown, brown. Bachelor brown. He's right behind you. He's right behind you, et cetera, et cetera. So this is a segment where Michael and I have taken it upon ourselves to find Matt a life partner, a girlfriend, a wife, someone he can share a family with because Matt sucks at it. He's like in his early 40s and he's still single and he doesn't know how to find the right woman. And he just goes for the wrong things. So we're going to find one for you, Brandon. We've organized another phone date with a beautiful, beautiful young lady named Stacy. Do you know Conor kept saying you're half 70? Yeah. And then just change that to 70. Your top five are Tyler, Greg, Jess from the UK, Jasmine, and Ethan. All right. So we could potentially have a new top five here, Matt. Did Ethan not win a big prize or something? Oh yeah, Ethan. Congratulations, Ethan. That's same Ethan. We worked it out. Sorry, Bosley. He's won one of our premium members' giveaways. And if you want to join, we do monthly giveaways. We sign up to our website and become a premium member. And then you're automatically entered into all our monthly giveaways. And it just so happens, I'll podcast, listen to one as well. Anyway, here we go. Let's have a chat to Stacy. Oh, this is so annoying. Hello. Oh, my God. Please, Stacy. Do we have Stacy? It says. Oh, Stacy. Thank God you answered. We thought maybe we called too late. You are on the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast, which is one of the biggest podcasters in the entire world. And sitting right next to us, we have a very eligible bachelor, Mr. Matthew Gregory Brown. And he's desperate, stinkingly desperate for a female to have in his life. So Stacy, we're going to let you guys have a chat, see if there's a bit of chemistry, a bit of a spark and see if maybe you guys could be a potential couple in the future. What do you think about that, Stacy Wasey? I think that's a great idea. I've been waiting all day to talk to Brown. So you're all right, Brown. Now remember, Brown, you've got to carry the conversation here. Don't let there be any awkward silences and ask interesting questions. You can do this, Matt. Oh, over to you, Maddie. You want to put your arm around it? Yeah, pretend you don't care. Say something. Hey, Stacy, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I'm a little bit nervous. I haven't done Bachelor of Brown properly for a couple of weeks. I've forgotten how to speak. Be confident, dickhead. Sorry. That's OK. We'll ease into it. Where are you? Are you at work at the moment? I'm using. I'm not. I was just about to go back shortly. Oh, so you've taken a break to come on and do this. A break for Brown. I'm a Brown break. Give him a brown break. You guys, come on, Matt. Come on. What made you come on here? Oh, my God.  Pretend you.  I like both, but I'm.    That's good. That's good. Matt loves that. Matt loves that. Yeah, because the boobs can be big or small. It doesn't bother me. What about one big and one small? That's even better. Oh, what about no breasts at all, Brown? That's good. So whereabouts in where are you from? I'm from New Zealand. Nice. Big sheep. Whereabouts in New Zealand? Are you from Gisborne? Christchurch. Christchurch, I don't know. She was when the shaking was there. She was shaking. That's where the shaking was. Remember? Yeah, we know. So New Zealand, so would you actually come to Australia? I would, yeah. I mean, if this all goes well. Oh, oh, oh. So ask her how old she is, Matt. How old are you? I'm 29. Ask her what she does for a living. That's a good age. What do you do for a living? I'm a chef. You're what, sorry? A chef, so I can vote. Oh, okay. Oh, Brown loves food. He eats like an eatery. What would you cook for the Brown after he comes home from a hard day sexually assaulting people? A good steak. You've got to have to put that rough. Oh, he loves steak. He had steak the other day. He had steak, mate. Yeah, a good steak. He's nice. I sell it. He's licking his lips and rubbing his tummy in a circular motion. Stacey, is it nerve-wracking coming on this when you hear those two in the background? Like, are you a little bit nervous from that? No, not at all. I've been waiting all day to talk to you. Oh, Brown. Brown, compliment her. Say something nice about her. Grab, grab, go for a grab. Grab? Yeah, try. Grab. Oh, man. It's so inappropriate. We're joking. Sorry, Stacey. He's just gone for a, like, a grab. He's gone for a grab. Too bad it's not. Yeah. Yeah, too bad you're in New Zealand. Oh, wow. Would you go over there, Brown? Yeah, I've never been to New Zealand, so I'd love to go. Well, let's book it right now. If we book it right now. Stacey, Matt's got a top five. If this goes well, the rest of this conversation, you can make the top five, and we will happily pay for your flights and accommodation to come all the way to Australia. And you can stay with Matt Brown at his house for a while, if you want. That sounds amazing. I was listening to the last podcast. Apparently you have a pool. Yeah, we've got a pool. We've got five bedrooms. We've got five bedrooms. We've got football sticks outside. Yeah, we've got some rugby posts.  So who are we dropping? Are we dropping Greg or Ethan? No, I'm not changing the list yet, because there's a second part is we've got to communicate afterwards, and that's how you become top five. All right, we'll look. What about a poem or something? Tell her a poem.  You've always gone on about your poems. No.  Or a little rap battle thing. Do a rap battle against each other. Rhyme three words for her. No. No. That's pretty good. And now what? Try nose. Maybe no with a K. No with a K. And then nose. Nose. Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. I'm asking Albra. And Brown's nose. No, no, nose. Oh, yeah. What do you think? Sorry, Stacey. That was a bit. Stacey, would you like to rhyme three back for Brown? Oh, I think I might be able to. If someone can give me a word. All right, let's go. Cat. Cat. I have a nice cat. You can take your hat off when you look at it. Yeah. I like that. She's far better than you are at that. That was good. She's far better than you are. She's very good. She's much better than you are at that. All right, Stacey. Well, thank you so much. Do you have Matt Brown on Instagram yet? I don't have Instagram. Okay. Well, what's it? Maybe if I just give him your phone number. Oh, sorry. Matt's number. That's probably easiest. Don't give people my number. Yeah. I go Instagram. You might have to make an Instagram. What about Snapchat? Matt Brown uses Snapchat so that there's no history of all his predatory behavior. Oh, that's perfect. You have Snapchat? I do. Yes. All right. Well, Matt, what's your Snapchat handle? Announce it for everyone to see so everyone can send you pictures of things. Oh, I don't know. Come on. It's good business. I don't even like the name of it. Yeah. Good. What is it?  Matt Brown. One. One. One. One.  Fool? Fool. F-double-O-L. Fool. Fool. Fool. Fool.  Matt Brown. Fool. Fool. Like pool. Fool. So say it. Fool. All right.  All one word, Brown? Yeah. All right. Would you be able to do us a favor and add him on Snapchat? What's your Snapchat? We'll bleep this part out though. Don't worry. We don't want our army of legends sending you pictures. Trust me. Oh, he's sweating a bit. There's a light glaze on him now. He started to cut himself. Oh, yeah. He's really upping the ante. He's swollen now. Stop. He's engorged. No. Stop. Anyway, Stacey, maybe add him on to Snapchat and get talking. And we hope it goes so well for you guys. Thank you so much for coming on, Stacey. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. It was nice talking to you, Daddy Brown. Oh. It was good to meet you too, Stacey. Oh. I feel like, Brown, look at him. The way he's drinking his energy drink. Confident energy drink. Full of frothy sperm now. Oh. Stop. Anyway, Stacey, thanks for coming on. We'll chat to you later, OK? Thanks. See you. Thank you, Stacey. Bye. Bye. That sounds like a potential have-down-the-line, baby. So what is it? Cut her actual Snapchat name too. I remember it already. You remember? Yeah. Of course you remember.  No. You want to keep the boys? Ethan is a good bloke, and Greg is Greg. Would you actually going to talk to her? If she sends me something, I'll chat to her. Yes, she will send you. No, why don't you... Men are meant to do everything first. Why don't you make contact, Brown? Oh, maybe I will. Yeah, thank you.  You think she's going to open the door for you? Maybe. OK, sorry. Anyway, that is Bachelor Brown, everyone. And we will find that Brown a wife, and we shan't rest until we do cunt. Matt Brown. Fool. Actual. If you want to add Matt Brown on Snapchat, Matt Brown Fool. No, no, don't go there. I'm more active on Instagram.  No, just send it to my Instagram. Asshole or testicles. Matt Brown Fool. All right, guys. So what James is just talking about, as you know, it's episode 30. Every 10 episodes, Matt Brown gets a brand new chair. It's a very big deal. Wait, so it's come from overseas. So some of our lovely fans, they had a great idea, and they sent us the new chair. So this is the letter that came with it. And the package that they sent was inspected by Biosecurity Australia. So the Australian government saw what is in this package. All right?  That's to you, I'm assuming. We hope you're all doing good, and we really hope that our package made it the long way from Switzerland to your podcast for the 30th episode. Switzerland? Yes. We want to give you something back, and so we sent one gift for each of you three. A is for Marty. B is for Michael. And C is for Matt. The sweets are for all of you. Oh, sweets. Thanks, boys.  Now have fun, cunts, and enjoy your package for as long as you can. Matt, you can enjoy yours even for 10 episodes or more. Best regards, Roman and Patrick. Roman and Patrick, thank you very much, boys.  Legend. True, fully, actual ringworms. Am I calling my son Roman? No. Roman Brown. As we speak German, he's a hidden message for Marty in German. Hallo, Martin, du kleine Schwein. Bitte sorge dafür, dass Matthias den Stuhl auch wirklich für 10 Episoden benutzt.   I heard Matthias, so they mentioned me. I'm not going to tell you guys what that was. Thank you, boys. I'll do my best. I'll do my very best. If you're going to make fun of me, if you're going to make fun of me like that, it's not a secret language.  Let's have a look. Sorry, James. Could you please bring my pure water that's on the kitchen bench? I'm really thirsty, sorry. This is beautiful. So I've just opened my gift. It's a beaker from Roman. And Patrick, is it Roman and Patrick? Yeah, I've opened my gift from Roman and Patrick and it's a beaker, right? It's a beaker, a science beaker. It's a fart beaker. A fart art beaker. Oh my God, so you can collect your farts and lock them in. So the strange government would have seen this and known that there's a fart in here, boys.  This is so, man.  I don't even want to open it. I can't. Come on, Michael.  Michael, don't be rude. This isn't good. Don't be rude, Michael. Do you want to sniff that, then I'll open this. All right. All right, I am going to sniff the jar of fart now. Oh, this isn't good. I'm not happy with what this is. Do you know what it is? Get yours over and done with. All right, Michael, can you please smell this? No. I don't want to smell a fart. What are you talking about? This is what you do. Michael, you love fart. Fine. Does it?  Oh my God, it does. A fart from Switzerland. We did it.   I feel so close to you. I feel so close to you. Swiss fart.  Why are you sculling water like that? You're going to have to tip it on me then. Oh, it's so good. The next one's not on either. What do you mean not on? That was perfect. This is not happening. Come on, Brown. Don't be weird. I'm scared it's on the outside. Just hurry up and open it. Oh, yeah. Jeez, that doesn't work. Yeah, the glass is safe. Just pull it out. Yeah, I'm scared it's on the outside too. I don't know how clean these people are. Well, clearly very clean judging by their scent.  Oh my God. Oh my God.  Can you bring it up to the camera, please? Brown. Oh, James. Well, stay there. Just stay there. Can you show that to the camera, please, James? Yeah, nice close up for the people to see. Yeah, that's it.  And our Australian government opened that package and inspected it. We have a letter saying that they did. They probably wouldn't believe that that's that.  Shit all around the lid too, Brown. James is watching his hands. Thank you very much, boys. Now they just put it down, Brown. God, it's being weird. All right, Michael will put it down. Michael will treasure that for all of life. Yeah, thank you, mate. I'm going to go wash my hands. Matt, James, is the chair ready? All right, Matt, Matt, go and wait outside. Go and wait outside. Out that door. Fuck.   This is your fourth chair we're giving you to keep.   Hurry up. Swiss chocolate. It's okay. All right, he's outside now. Okay, everyone. So the new chair. All right, James, you can bring it in. The new chair. What's it called again, James? So the boys from Switzerland have sent a milking stool, which is basically a one-legged chair. It's a chair with one leg in the middle that you can tie around your waist and basically whenever you need to sit down. Holy fuck, that looks cool.  Okay, so it's a milking stool. All right, they've sent through a milking chair fun sheet as well. There's the same boys, all right? The milking stool is a stool used for milking in the stanchion barn. The typical milking stool consists of a single, often spring-loaded stand and a round seat plate. Since both hands are needed during milking and the milk often moves from cow to cow, the milking stool can usually be strapped on with a harness. It is usually made of wood. In some areas, a four-legged stool was used as a milking stool. With the introduction of the milking parlor, milking stools became obsolete. How to use DMAT? There are three ways to use this milking stool. Choose according to your preference. Okay, some of these pictures. James, can you show this picture to the camera? All right, so this wraps around Brown's waist and then he just sits down on it.  All right, do you want to test it out for a second, Michael? Let's stand up, see if we can test it on you first. You've got to like balance. Michael is testing it.  It's like a bit of a workout. That's perfect for Brown. That's perfect for Brown. Stand up, Conn. Conn, get this here. Conn, look at that.  Stand side on there. All right, so that's the Brown's seat for the last 10 episodes. All right, let's just sit it there. We'll sit it down and we'll just invite him in and then we'll fasten it to him. All right, here we go. And then there's that. Okay, all right, we've hidden the stool. All right, we're going to invite Matt Brown back in now. Matt, get in. Fuck. Hurry up, man. Hurry up, Brown. All right, now, before you say yes or no, right? What do you mean before I say yes or no? We want you to try it, okay?  Yeah, it's not I did it and I was fine. Look at me.  You're not you're not in that one. That's my camera there. You got to sit down. All right, three, two, one. See, that's not going to work. Just grab it. All right, we're going to show you how to use it. Okay, it looks confusing, doesn't it? This is a Swiss milking stool. Do you understand what that is? You don't understand what that is. No, wrong way round, Browntown. All right, let's help him get it on. Matt, come back. Come back, Matt. Brown, Brown. Just try it, Brown. Just try it before you decide, Brown. He's all fly-like. Come here, Brown. Brown. This isn't going to work. Willy Wonka's from there. He's got to commit. I'll guide you down. This isn't too bad. Oh, no, I feel like it's just going to go. You've really got to make sure you balance. Yeah, I've got to... Oh, these people actually use it. Yeah, it's a full real thing. It's a real milk stool. Made in Switzerland.  That doesn't like the milking stool.  Thank you very much, boys. And that is Matt Brown's new chair. Well done.  Very good. Let's move on, man. That's great work. That's great work, everyone. Very good. All right. I feel like I'm getting a bad posture. Yeah, well, you got the ergonomics chair for after hours. You've got so many chairs now. I am taking care of you. All right, guys. On to the lying-to-locky segment where we lie to Loki every... LAUGHTER Matt Brown's fallen. Matt Brown has fallen. Milking stool. Milking stool has fallen for Brown. LAUGHTER Brown had a tumble. Brown had a tumble downtown. What happened there? I broke.  The string broke. So the chair works. Still, I don't need the string. Oh, it works so much. Anyway, while Matt's rubbing his wounds, we're going to do lying-to-locky. LAUGHTER Oh, my God. Is it going to work without the string?  LAUGHTER Oh, it's not fun. All right, guys. Lying-to-locky where we lie to Loki every week, like we mentioned at the start.   By the way, guys, we're running a comment competition where we pick one comment at random out of all of the comments on the Marty and Michael Fully Actual YouTube channel at the end of the season. So the more times you comment, the more chances you have of winning. It's a statistical fact. My bum hurts.  So if you comment a thousand times, you've increased your chance of winning by a thousand times, and the winner will get a thousand dollars transferred to them on the season finale. All right, so comment as much as you can because it's literally helping you live. Hmm, it's money. It's free money, bro. You've got to do this comment. And comment whatever you want. It could be the comment that wins.  Anyway, the sponsors.  Are you tired of looking at yourself in the mirror and wondering where it all went wrong? Yes.      Hang on. You stole Isaac. You're not leaving. Yeah, no, at least we recognised that.  Go to Manscaped.com and use our discount code FULLYACTUAL20.  FULLYACTUAL20, you got 20% off everything that they have there. And trust me, you need it. It doesn't need you.  They'll live on.  So go to them and help them fix you.  Manscaped.   And women too.  And they have women there. They have women working for them? Having them. It's important to mention? No, Matt. No. So women and men, everyone, go to Manscaped.com, use our discount code FULLYACTUAL20. The body wash and underwear are my favourite.   It's reactive. Anyway, Manscaped. Our sponsor, of course, is the University of Markle, which is our subscription website, universityofmarkle.com, where we post weekly videos, including the upcoming Alien Vlog that we just filmed. And what's come out right now? We've got the... Oh yeah, what was that Bunnings edition? We'll be out right now for you to look at. And that's where Michael and I blindfold ourselves and smash each other with Bunnings bought only from... with items bought from Bunnings.  They're half an hour episodes. They're weekly.  We would never be able to post to social media.  Just have a look. You'll never see content like this anywhere. It's a 21 day free trial.   It's not where.  So 21 day free trial, links in the description. Have a look at the videos. If you don't like it, you can leave free of charge. So there's no risk to just having a look and 21 days of just free viewing. There's no risk to that, Matt. If you can't afford it, you can leave the free trial, Matt. It's free. Is that the problem? I don't know. Something's up, though. Yeah, something's up with your chair. Is it comfy? I'm starting to get used to it pretty quick, but I did take a tumble and I have a fear of that's going to happen more. It did look painful when I saw your face crunch up. No, it went that way, and I tried to correct, and it went that way. Never correct. There you go. Anyway. Sign up. Yeah, sign up now, and that's our sponsors. You guys hot? Yeah. Boiling. Shall we have a...  I look like Julian Woods. Loki's calling. Loki's calling. Okay, end of bong break. Loki's calling. All right, here we go. I'm going to answer and start things off, Michael. Here we go. Malaklala. How are you? Yeah, not too bad, brother.   Can't... He's even sicker. Dude, like, yeah. It's not good. Fuck, man.  Did you get sick? No, I'm sick. Oh, yeah. So, do you reckon you'll come tomorrow? I don't know. I think I'm going to get a band. Yeah, that's fair enough. I probably wouldn't stay if you had a week off.    I can't... I spoke to Connor this morning. Yeah, oh god, what is it?  Yeah. Apparently that made Goob really uncomfortable. Oh, really? Yeah, fucking... Like, he was... Connor didn't know exactly. He said Goob didn't really say too much, but was like...   But that's so weird because he's fucking...  So I don't know.  That's the reason. Yeah. Well, that's what Connor said anyway.  We've got you, Connor!  You've been lied to again.  What's that? What's that? Wait. So was that... They were all leaving.  They were never going to stay. No way. No way. They came all that way. They drove six hours. You're lying. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't... That he was just not... He wasn't feeling well. It's pretty much just what he said in the car. But you got done, Connor.  You must get scammed a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Amazon, I think. I think you were talking about money. I was talking about debt. Dude, that was us. We're those Amazon people calling you. Remember camping, Locky? Do you remember camping? Yeah, I remember camping. Do you remember the explosions? Yeah. I'm keen to see the website video. I was going to hop off. Yeah, yeah. I think the web cut will be good. We've got like four hours to finish. But anyway...  Anyway... Well, yeah. Well, thanks for that, mate. No worries, dude. It's okay. I'll chat to you next week, huh? See you, mate. Bye. Bye. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Anyway, back to... I thought he was going to not pick it. I thought he was just like, oh, that's... I felt he was coming for that. Yeah, I felt like he was... He's getting better. Yeah, he's getting 50-50 on every conversation now. Yeah. He's working it out. Yeah, it's going to be harder and harder. We still got 10 episodes of lying to him. I'm starting to think maybe we should switch friends. Oh, yeah. Next season we've got to switch with someone else. There is Greg-ing with Greg. Greg or like, even... We just find other lockies to lie to. Yeah, okay. And then people start sending in their friend lockies numbers. And we just start lying to him. Yeah, okay. We'll have to brainstorm that one. Yeah. All right. Do you guys want to have a quick bomb break or a proper one? I just had one. I got to finish off the bomb break. We'll be right back with on this day in the diaries. Sorry. Oh, Brown is trying... Milking still to brown zero. If you're not concentrating, you go over. That's why we've got it. Because we want you concentrating more. More. More. Bring the out. All right, guys. On this day... You ready? On this day in 1774, tables were invented. Before that, cunts would just stand around while eating. Mr. Kevin Table invented the table. Tables are still used to this day. And I stand up with victims of bullying. I, Matt Brown, will now stand up before you and pledge my allegiance to your lives. Bullying ends today. Stand with me, boys. This means a lot to me. I do get bullied a lot by these two. And every time I stand, that's just going to fall now. I probably can't see our heads. Good cause, Matt Brown. It's a great cause. I like how you've sort of started including your personal strong beliefs in behind the on this day. I loved all the tables you said. The tables was a fun fact. Then, you know, some serious, good, strong message. Appreciate that, Matt Brown. Thank you. Thank you, Matt Brown. Seriously. Hock-la-clad. Hock-la-flag-la. Hock-la-clad. We're in our 30s. We're well into our 30s. Ah, que art. I was outside before and I'm like, I'm 35 years old and I'm waiting for my friends to bring a chair in. 35 years old. Come on, come on. Oh, wow. It's okay. Can you say what it was to get Hock-la? Hock-la. Oh my God. So we get to the podcast today. This is an accident and it's my fault.  And I don't know. I still don't know if he's done it intentionally or not. But Matt has left his black book at home.  But you promise you'll bring it next week, Matt? Yeah, I just... You've put it... I've set an alarm to remind you to put in your bag as soon as you get home and bring it because, honestly, yeah, it's kind of sad that people have to now miss out because of your unorganizedness, you know?  All right?  Say sorry. And on behalf of everyone... Sorry.  That's from everyone. Okay. Oh, that's all right then. Oh, the spirit. Anyway, this is the diary that I found of myself. And again, no chronological order. They're just random. Here we go. Diary entry number 14768. What's funny?  I haven't even started reading. Don't really get watered by. All right, all right. Sorry about that. I'm so sorry to all that German listeners. Today I woke up shivering. I already had both of my shirts on and was still cold. I asked mom for some more clothes or a blanket and she gave me a ball of string. I wrapped the string around myself and went back to bed. It was a pretty good day. It happens like it's still happening.  Yeah, it sort of relates. It took him back to his childhood. You were German at camping. Yeah, I went back to Germany for me. Did you ever go camping with your family in Australia? They don't do that. Germans don't go out into the wilderness camp. That's why you were all German that night. Yeah.  And then if you make that board, they're running to win another $1,000. So this is separate to the $1,000 random comment competition. Do you understand that? Go on, Brown. Who we got? All right. I already read this to you once. I think Michael said it though. A comment of the week went to Morgan Power Fish. Pets for the new house. A cow for Marty. A cow for James. Rats for Michael. A baby old packer for Julian. And a baby whale for Matt. A baby whale. You wouldn't ever go to work. I'd just live here. We have talked about maybe getting a shark for the pool. It's quite deep. Like a flathead shark? It's a little one. Yeah. And then when it gets big enough, we just throw it into the river. To the neighbors. To the river, yeah. A goat? Yeah, we're thinking of goats. What about a water buffalo? I'm scared. What if it like storms and shit? What do we do with it? I don't know. You've got to take care of it and feed it.  Yeah, I think so. You've got to have a goat shed. It's too much responsibility. Yeah. Well, these enough. I like having the horses nearby because we don't have to take care of them. We can go over say hello, maybe film something and then leave. Well, they're trying to buy it. Just you. Yeah, maybe I'm too erratic in my approach. Yeah, they can sense it. It's crazy, man. Anyway, that is the comment of the week. That is the comment of the week that will make the board. Mrs. Powerfish, you're in the running to win $1,000 at the end of the season. So that's pretty incredible. Morgan. That's really incredible how generous that is. Man, I'm fucked. I'm starting to wonder.  Yeah.  It's because why? I don't know. I'm just like dizzy. All right, guys. Now it is time for questions. Which is where we answer questions that you guys have commented on the muddy Michael Fully actual YouTube channel. We pick the most liked questions first. So if we don't answer your question this week, keep commenting it and hopefully we will get likes and we'll answer it. All right.  Here we go. Yeah, ready, Michael? People want to know. All right. Here we go. People want to know where you come from. That was their school cry. Yeah. School cry. Why is that the school cry for all of them? Yeah. I just, I don't know. Every school seemed to have had that as a war cry.  So we tell them. No, what's a German one? Excuse me. Do you like the same song? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du hieken Fa? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Ach du mitten Fully? Wow. Okay. Thank you. All right. First, oh, I know any top question, don't we? Yeah. All right. Highest light question went to Joey Evans. And finally enough. Hey, come on. Come on. Come on. This work and we always, we talk about this every week.  Exactly. We need some time. We need some concentration. This is a hard question to, and it's been, a few people have been asking it and I'm aware of that, but it's never got like highest question. So it's going to. Today's the day where you solve it. Joey Evans wrote, Marty, Michael Brown, Julian and James. So all five of us. Human Centipede scenario. Pick the order you go with. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like around us or like. Do you know what the human centipede is? Yeah. So when they saw each other.  Yeah. Who goes in what position? Well, I think it'd be different for all of us, but for my ideal, it'd be. Just you two answer the question. It'd be me at the very front.  Or even maybe Michael. It'd be funny.  And then, yeah, so it'd be me. Michael. And then for the benefit of the group, I put James in the middle because he's more organic. He's the healthiest, most organic. So he's like the filter of mine. So we might survive. Yeah. And then, and then. Well, if the first person just eats corn, then you're going to be okay. And then everyone eats corn. Survive. You've proved that. Well, it depends what the first person eats. I'd have my diet have to be really clean. So maybe James at the very front. Yeah. Well, if we all want to survive. Yeah. If James takes a front, it'll be easy. We just galloped together. Yeah.  How many cool videos could we make where we're all, you know, sewed up together? Nine. Nine of them. So it'll be James at the front. And the rest really doesn't matter. Does it?  I'd go second. I'd go second.  I might take the back because I reckon by the time he gets down, it's just not going to be much coming.  He will refuse to swallow. Yeah.  Yeah. And then I just see, I just hang them before.   And eventually, yeah. It's like a tube empty ink. Yeah. Oh, have you seen it? Have you seen the movie? No, I haven't. It is fucked. Actually, I was really great. I was watching it. It sounds like one of our videos. I was watching it with a friend of my name, Simon Suzuki, and he's half Japanese. And the guy that's in the centipede is Japanese. And we're sitting there watching it. And he starts screaming out in Japanese. I'm shitting. I'm shitting. And at that moment, Simon recognized he goes, Oh, he's Japanese. At the moment, he was just shitting into the chicks mouth. Anyway, it's pretty racist, but we'll leave it in. All right. Next question is from Jay Bradshaw. Oh, come on. I was watching some old YouTube episodes. And I want to know, is that the younger brown town I see and how to stop your friend from eating fast food? The one where you eat the cigarettes in the burger. Yeah, you were there, right? Yeah. So he's spotted me in that. Yeah. I don't know if it was me. Yeah, that was me. I'm also, I'm in there twice, I think. So that's probably the first time I ever appeared in something. Yeah, the brown town in video with us. I had some hair. Oh, yeah. It was slowly leaving me. Oh, you got a nice frock hair now. Yeah, it looks good now. I'm very Julian Woods today. I'm enjoying it. Anyway. What was the question? All right. Next question is from Fanny LaRue Time. Have you found a way to speed up recovering from bruises? No. I haven't. I had the biggest. How is that? Let's have a look. I haven't looked at it for a long time.  That's like 10 days old. It's like 10 days old now. All right. That bruise there. I feel like they get bigger and last longer the older we get. Yeah. Well, that was a massive hit. I can't wait to show you guys that. That's do painkillers really work. Julian's edited that now. Oh, we're like seven weeks ahead in content, by the way. So videos we talk about now, they might be like six weeks away from posting. Just so you know. All right. But yeah, big bruises. I guess maybe we should like put ice or something, eh? Yeah. What are you meant to do? Comment. Yeah.  Oh, actually you're meant to take aspirin. Oh, to thin your blood? Yeah. Who said that? Ah, Emma's mom. Really? And that lowers bruises? Yeah. Oh, that's what we do. I'm pretty sure aspirin's not good to have all the time either. Yeah.  You can have it once every now and then. You got to hurt your kidneys. There's people who take baby aspirin every day.  No. No. You can overdose on it, though, if you take too much. Yeah. Your blood's too thin. Your body goes into a certain state where it can't come back. Osmosis. Goes into osmosis. Really? Wow. Goes into osmosis.  I am levitating, you fuckwit. That's perfect, bro. Oh, thank you. There's going to be some spills there. Oh, there's going to be some. I've nearly fallen twice, and I have fallen once. All I have to do is just push his knee, and he'll fall. Oh, don't. I don't. I'm scared which way I'll go. Yeah. Next question is from Kasuni... Kasuni? Kasuni. It's depending where they're from. Races. How is Michael feeling about the bear incident? Oh, yeah. He's referring to our latest talk about it. One of our website videos where Michael is aggressively sexually attacked by a bear in which bathroom object hurts the most. Is this moldy to you? Ooh. Just checking to see if it's moldy. Yeah, dude. Oh, give me a look at that. Watch out. Watch out.  You break everything. A Swedish boy has also sent some chocolates. So we're just inspecting. This is actually really nice if that's not mold. Guys, how does it feel to have got into a position where you can employ your mates? That's what we've always wanted. We've been said starting out, we're like, wherever we can help our friends and family, we will.   It's so funny. What do you do on the weekend? Can't you go and hang out with your mates? Yeah, well, guess what? We get paid for that. Sort of. Not really. We still have to do work a lot. So like James is out there right now editing the poor can't.   Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. We're gonna have a boys day tomorrow. Have we told them?  Why didn't you want to go best? That's so true brown was the worst uber driving trip you had when you were driving I didn't have like one that stands out.  Is when the car the passengers became weird. Well, yeah Just unpredictable.  I like 3 3 a.m.  Oh, you know, just let me know if you start feeling sick because I'll like I'll pull over just because if you vomit the car now, I can't really uber for the rest of the night and then They'd be yeah, no, I'm fine.  Yeah, you're far more than I did vomiting.      I was like a whole season in 3d.  No one one dude like came into the car and he's like Hey, do you want a beer dude? I'd always just accept it. It's only one people. Yeah, we give me So I just have a beer with them as well as we're driving around people would take too many drinks for travelers and they couldn't give rooms. I'll hear bro. This is for you They're like, yeah, thanks But yeah, they'd always be so they shocked if you're like, okay, you know, I've had You know, I've had capital ready Remember the time we've said this before I think We're always accepting trips And like Yeah, didn't they didn't they call? Yeah, and then you're like, yeah, mate. Just finishing off a beer I'll be back. I'll be down there soon. That's right They're like questioning over the phone like the passenger that Marty's just contacted by uber And then they're like, so are you meant to be driving? I'm like, yeah, man. I've just got one more beer to go We're at the casino Yeah, I think you're on md or something. Yeah, he was he's like and I remember him turning he's like My we gotta we gotta do some we gotta do some work. We need to make some money Oh, uber was a journey Very good. All right, three more All right question for the podcast is from fly by night. We all know him Um, can you get matt amber and me to all react to the laxative olympics site vid together? Yeah, I know that would be so good Didn't you want to get me? I think I've gotten I've gone on stage where I'm okay with monseeing it. I'm not even okay to see it Would you watch it? Oh, it'll be Yeah, of course you'd watch it. I don't know. I'm not into it. No, Matt Come on. Fuck. Yeah, we we yeah, we'll work up to the girlfriends slash fiance's. I'll do it if they do Yeah, and then maybe we'll start with Start with me. Matt. Michael's not there yet. Yeah, but you watch it. We should do a video that your friends made Maybe that's what we should do on the sleepover. I'll do it for you, but it's not gonna be a good time It'd be good if yeah, well, yeah, maybe we can show matt and then we'll just show more in amber together Yeah, so we'll warm up with brown. Yeah Brown town. All right, two questions Um, I haven't had one's asking for advice and one asking a question. Which one do you want first?  All right. The next question is from ned water. Ned wardo, Ned wardo Depending on where it was from Imagine if you guys had a serious home invasion mid podcast, would you still air it?  We would definitely do that Yeah, I'd try and film it as we were battling with swords. I just flip the cameras Yeah, I just put the cameras in the corner and we all have a and say live you're live. Yeah, we'll get them I'll get them on the podcast And then Then they can take the phones as long as they airdrop the footage to us So, yeah That's good. I'm gonna get robbed um And the last question was from james captain kirk patrick, um, what would you say to someone starting doing videos or a podcast? What advice would you give them for somebody's just starting out? But it's a long process don't have any expectations.  So you got to have point of difference You got to love it.  I heard the average was it you guys that told me this i'm not sure the average podcast last 20 episodes Then they give up really yeah I'm maybe gary v said that I can't remember It's probably like anything if you start something and you want it to work you got to just keep doing it Yeah, oh do it for fun to begin with and just see what happens.  Anyway onto the prank call and I need to wash my hands today's prank call. I forget what was it? I can't believe that had to go through customs.   Yeah, maybe they're watching us now. They're like, what's wrong?  Maybe they think we're collecting fertilizers so we can make a bomb Got to rub it the right way. Yeah, now we're on that watch list. Fire jar legit smells like fire I really want to know how they got the stuff in there. Oh dude, that was That was so bad. I forgot about that. How did they do it?  It's a beaker. Anyway prank call. What are we gonna do for the prank call? Go on. All right. Look, that's great. So Margaret has just moved from Adelaide And she's after a um, yeah high school. Yeah For her son and she won't accept anything with the best Stop it darling This is Matt Brown actually playing Hello, my name is Margaret Um, we've just moved to uh, Brisbane recently and I'm just sort of I'm calling all the high schools in the area Just sort of wondering if I could come in with my Teenage son and sort of get a maybe a tour around the school and maybe have a chat to their year level teacher and potentially enroll him for Maybe turn four or um potentially next year as well. Yeah All right, so um, it all depends on where you live as right if you're in a catchment area or not, right? Yeah And uh, we don't have any tours available until next Friday morning at nine o'clock That's quite a shame. Um, well, um, um, am I and my son, um, allowed to just come in and have a tour Just ourselves after hours or is that something? No, no No, that's round upon. Yeah I have people a week or We're we're here on a semi semi permanent basis now. So I'm not sure how long we'll be here We just sort of have to depends on my um partners working arrangements But to look where um, yeah potentially for a few weeks. We should be uh, staying in brisman So, um, yeah for the next few weeks at least All right, so um, so we have a tour next Friday morning at nine o'clock the interest isn't coming along to that That's great. Is there a certain year level that um, is he needs to be in for that or is that just all ages welcome? Is it? That's it's everyone that's looking at the school. Yeah, okay. Great. Yeah. Now. That's great to hear Yeah, boy. Do you level are you looking at? So here be year nine, um this year? So it'll be year 10 for next year. Yeah. All right. What school is he coming from? So Adelaide stayed high just in the same Yeah, quite a long way. So and it's been um, quite of a fast move. So we haven't really had much time to prepare All right, then that's okay. Yeah, right. Yeah, so just give us a call next week. Um And if you'd like to come along on the tour and we'll book you in for it Okay, great. Just just before you um, I'll let you go. Um, he's uh, has a fewer learning difficulties Do you guys um cater for any kind of uh, learning difficulties at all or? Yes, we do. Yes. Okay, great. So um, do you know, do you know where you'll be living up here at all? Yeah, so we're looking at um, around somewhere around the Aspie region in north Bradford And we can sort of see Nearly from um, the end of our street Oh, okay, then. All right, yes. Yeah, so just if you're here next week, just give us a call and um Yeah, we can show you around next Friday morning. Sorry, do you know roughly um, how many children will be in his year level? Over 200 over 200. Okay, and that's split split off into how many students? 25 in each class. Okay. Okay, great. Yeah, let me just write that down Okay, great. Well, um, look, we'll we'll pop by um, what was it and next Friday was it at 9 a.m. 9 a.m. at Craigsley, where do we meet you? Yeah, so Friday morning at 9 o'clock. I'll just come to the administration office with my son Yep, that's fine. Yeah, so yeah, okay. Do you want to come? No worries. All right. Well, I look forward to seeing you and we'll see you next Friday Okay, thank you. Thanks darling. Have a great weekend. Bye.  Yeah Oh man, bronze man Surely she put a little note next to that going maybe bring security for this she thinks the learning difficulties must run in the family or something That was ring ring ring. Whoa Oh man, that really hurt my throat. Yeah, that sounded like pain.  I felt the chair going so I just stood up All right guys, sorry for the we are not ourselves this episode. We're a little low energy So excuse the low energy of this episode. We got a final 10 episode.


Alright, in the last segment what we did, we took a look at a conical section with one dimensional conduction. We used the alternative method which uses Fourier's law for 1D conduction. What we're going to do now, we're going to look at cylindrical, so a system involving cylindrical coordinates, and for this what we have is a cylinder. Conduction is radial, which is what gives us the one dimensionality, so it's not going in the axial direction. We're going to assume that it is steady state, 1D, no heat generation, and the last thing, thermal conductivity is a constant, so it's not a function of temperature. So those were all the things required for us to use this alternative method. What I'm going to do, begin writing out a schematic and then we're going to apply it and see what we get when we look at doing this for a cylindrical coordinate system. Okay, so here we have our cylindrical coordinate system. We have some object and we're trying to determine the temperature at radial location r. The area, so what's happening, we have the center, the internal radius is ri, the outer radius is r0, so there's r0 and there's ri, and we're trying to determine temperature at some given location. Our thermal conductivity, we're told, is k in the material and ti and t outer are the boundary conditions for the temperature. The area in terms of what the heat flux is going through is going to be the circumference of this cylinder at a given radial location r, multiplied by the length, and usually you do per unit length. But anyways, that is the scenario that we have. Now what we want to do, we're going to follow a very similar procedure to what we did in the last example where we're looking at the conical section and we're going to write out Fourier's equation and we're going to introduce the area function that we have here and then we're going to integrate that from the inner radial location to this arbitrary radial location that we're determining things. So let's go ahead and do that. So there is Fourier's law, what we're going to do, input the area, we'll bring it over the left hand side. So we get that equation there, now we want to integrate that. So we have that and now, oops, I forgot a r, sorry about that. There should be an r there. So we're going to integrate that dr over r, the integral, that's natural logarithm. So we get that equation and just like before what we want to do, we want to isolate to get our t, an arbitrary radial location, r. So let's go ahead and do that. Once we get this equation here, now we're not quite home free yet and the reason is, is we still have the qr in there. So we need to determine that, how do we determine that? Well, we have our boundary conditions. We have ti at ri and we have t outer at r outer. We've already used this one. So now we're going to use that boundary condition. And when we apply that, we get for qr, we get this relationship here. So that then enables us to determine the temperature distribution and the heat flux in a cylindrical coordinate system. In the next segment, what we'll do, we'll take a look at applying this to a spherical coordinate system.