I feel that can you have old lambs?  So a lamb is just a baby sheep. Is that what you're saying? Yes, a lamb is a baby sheep. I thought lambs were like a species Just grow up like that and then die Yeah, I don't know People would love lamb, but I thought like what are old lambs mutton Mutton's like fat sheep in it. Yeah, I don't know.   Why you guys upset me today Come on. Let's talk about them the meth. Are we seriously gonna do that? No, why no?  Let's not talk about that because you will be doing it But there's no point in talking spooking him off before we do it on the boys. You need to um You need to not talk about the yeah until the day before roll it out We bring the meth and the money to the boys trip.  Oh, well, you're right Mom, that's a great idea mom if you're watching. I'm not gonna do math. Yes Matt. You can't say that Cuz you don't know Yeah, what about me? What about instead of when we have The three Matt Brown bachelor things that were not anyway We get them to smoke meth together.  Do you hot can you hot box math? Yeah, I reckon a meth box. Well, you know not the hot box, but I reckon we'll see if you can all do it together I'm not feeling it. We should stop talking about anyway We'll bring it Michael's birthday on the weekend and let me tell you man. We get we went and got wild Remember what happened everybody?  We went to a karaoke place Random parrot karaoke place.  So we're just screaming it. Well, you thought you know it and then after I just Proposed fake proposed to Manique again in front of the whole restaurant and everyone thought they thought it's a lot of people Manique said that a whole table of women like Dude, did you hear the dude after the song finishes it yells out this is Was just screaming it was funny It was like I thought you knew the words and then you went up there You think you do because you hear the song waterloo and you think I I know that song, but I only know That's it.  What's the line up? What's the line up? What do you mean?  No one knows what's waterloo mean.  Yeah, waterloo. I don't know. I don't know whatever it is.  Anyway, that was the couch.   All right Dick heads am I allowed to talk about how you pranked? Yeah It's fine It was upsetting for me you guys didn't live it But you you were like a test dummy for the new type of prank call. We're gonna do later. We got a new style coming Yeah, I don't want to be a part of it We're gonna prank call some of our friends and we're gonna try and convince them that something horrific has happened People say, you know like the boy cry wolf, you know remember when you were kidding your mom's like don't say that like don't make up My mom never said that to me. What's like the German term for the boy who cried? What's okay, that's not normal, but yeah, so I reckon a new trend should be Start like just spreading like like I remember one time I called up Matt and had convinced him that Marty had died and oh no not died was in a massive car accident Before a podcast wasn't it? Oh man one time for fun. Yeah, if everyone starts doing it, then it'll be normal and Everyone will be crying wolf. It's fun. It's horrible So they called me today and said Michael had injured himself while filming a video and said that they he had split his lip So badly that it would go right down the middle and it was like open in his teeth And I got all concerned and then he came here and we said I called it But then they just wouldn't give up on the joke and then you had James involved as well Which made it so much more believable James is very believable And then we had a video sort of set up for it because it looks like I set up to hit the golf ball Which hit me in the mouth.  Oh and then anyway, should we it's a good prank Should we put the fake proposal and the karaoke song in this podcast at the end or something? Yeah, why not? Was it too shit? Let's just ask him should we we put it on next week everyone. Everyone want to see it Maybe just put it in the group for a bit of fun. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's not it's definitely not worthy of a Stand-alone pose. Oh, oh It was very good. What did you guys think of the food? Shit, I didn't touch one item shiny. It looked like silver gold. Yeah, look like plastic Sorry guys. Anyway before we continue, don't forget to like comment and subscribe Okay, we've been grinding away now for four years. Do you understand YouTube?  I'll put you in your recommendations.   You like seeing that's you baby Yeah, so comment as much as you get the more you comment the more chance you have of winning the thousand dollars at the end of the year And matt brown will do math matt brown will do math Do you reckon i'm my head's floating now because i've got a greenish no no i've worn green Matthew I saw some comments people calling matt Instead of Matthew Matthew Yeah, but that was very funny. Maybe there is I think comes down to the cow comment later, which includes there was a very funny comment Madame Fadimino I really enjoyed that there was one I was remember being high last night and looking through the comments There was one really funny one, but I forget I replied to it before you started replying Maybe you've seen it brown. No, I didn't see it. Damn it.  Excuse me matt. Sorry you lust filled sex num We have a good bachelor brown plan today First of its kind new sort of thing. It's gonna be good. It's the what do you mean first of its kind? It's the first of its kind ever. No, that means no one's ever gonna change something and I don't like the sound of it It's here. Let's just say that it's physical No Okay, might not be physical. I'll leave. Yeah, okay. It's not physical stay But it's different and I reckon you're gonna like it also What's in my toilet? Oh, yeah, we put something in matt's toilet before he got it gone We said don't look at it, but go on go and have a look now. It's nothing crazy. You pull it out.   Okay. Yeah, it's a Down syndrome toy doll from kmart. They have that now. Anyway, we should name it. Anyway, speaking of that Let's move on to our sponsors We don't have Nord this week because um, they only do on two a month. So and that's fine Nord Respectful handshake there, mate. That's no worries.  All right, they've been with us from day one or day Day dot day 50. Yeah, it's day 50. It's actually yeah, they were around.  All right, 20 is a lot They got shampoos. They got hairsprays.    No, it's waterproof. So that's how good they are michael's putting a spray on a shaver It's waterproof will not affect it.     Well, you got to watch it. You got to watch it But there was some outstanding results come it turns out that and you can watch out for free for 21 days All right, you just have a look at the contents if you like it if you don't you can leave But yeah, it does We don't want to give too much away. It sort of works Look, it works. Yeah, it works if you want to know what happens. It works You can become leopards, but that was one of the most painful videos we've done in a while That was not easy to get through those squash hits Oh, and they hurt Excruciating Matt.   I don't know It's just something about them. I think it's it's similar to getting shot by rubber bullet by police. Can't Have you been shot? Yes, I reckon I have yeah I remember that Anyway, those are our uh sponsors.  All right Let's see what matt brown has come up with here matt brown writes these Researchers them and writes them all on his own. We have nothing to do with it On this day in 2007 M&M shat slugs Long wide slugs Slugs gushed from his snap M&M is a Range Rover I'm gonna be honest here guys. I didn't find time to research today because of porn I'm so sorry M&M isn't really Range Rover as punishment.  That's lazy man. Porn is taking over.  You gotta watch something What do you choose the wooden spoon or the Michael kiss, baby? A little gentle peck on the lips or a hard wooden slap to the thigh. Oh, that's actually yeah I'm just trying to see if I can master up the kiss. Of course you can baby. You've got no cold sores at night I um, I don't right now. I know Come on Matt. Give me a kiss. Hurry up. Yeah, come on meet halfway here Can you not comment? Come on. Come in here lean forwards a bit. Forget where you are. Forget your morals Forget your sexuality And just dive in here. Yeah, give him a little smooch Come on Michael's ready. Come on man. Get in here. Yeah peer pressure. Listen to us. Come on peer pressure Yeah, that's it. You'll do as you're told come you'll do it when many ask you to Ah, they kissed on the lips.  I can't believe you did that I saw a comment either on the podcast or on a recent video someone being like I've watched your videos from day one and I'm convinced that Michael is bi-sexual Does that mean it's cow because he's brought that up? We fully did read that one out today. Yeah, we're gonna have that as cow That's good one. That's it that one cow comment Yeah, that's that's that's one of our cow by the way because that's a great comment and Michael Are you bi-sexual? Well, man, I've made out with a fair few dudes. Yeah, but you don't wank off to him No, but it's all just it would come across as like a hundred percent But no Michael is is a straight man. He just kisses blokes for the shock value Yeah, I've found the one now But even before that you weren't searching for men nah nah because that would change everything henry now and then But only when we're drunk What do you mean? He just confused everyone again. Yeah. No no only for fun What's matt brown doing he's looking He's looking around All right, what do we have next what do we have next michael's bible Yet, where is it? You've sent it to me here michael. You've sent it to me on my phone No, but the oh the actual bible. I don't know But I have it here on my phone and michael has written this oh no michael's bible from michael Is that does that make sense everyone? Michael is here.    He um, it's like a 50 year old superhero man, and he has a cape.  Huh? Well, he's You'd have to watch it down. How many there's like three of those ones now. That's like the third That's just the second one they've released. Okay.  I know which one you're talking about Have you seen the first one? Yeah Are you gonna watch the second one?   Yeah Well, I think that's like a true story, but yeah, I guess they could make up a sequel Yeah, I don't know like just like the titanic's like bigger brother the titanic too and it's and like instead of hitting an iceberg um It hits land Yeah, we'll just keep the same one his land and then they'll get off on those island this island just appeared out of nowhere And then it's lost Holy shit I was thinking more like they just do like the fish in the ship right now See you gotta get out. You gotta change the way man They get they land on an island. That's not on no maps, right? And then they can't get back off come that's titanic number two so they're proper loss. Yeah. Oh, yeah It's loss. It's the exact same script like the tv show loss. Yeah. Yeah except for the start. Yeah. Yeah It's exact same script. That's what titanic t should be but instead of all those episodes just one long movie It's like It's like it like with 60 hours 60 hour 60 hour movie.  You've done sunday night come Well, if you had nothing else if it's free to air like that's worthwhile if you haven't got dvd. Do you get it now matt? Do you get it? How Would you watch titanic two? Yeah, okay, I wouldn't make sense because it's already No, we just spoiler alert the Destroyed all man. Everyone's seen titanic. Although they did make a movie ages ago in the 60s.   That's off the adrenal bones It's like i'm ready. It's like a hunt or something. You're being Leonardo DiCaprio.  I'm thinking about titanic a fair bit have number 50 Should you bomb break before this?  Okay What about for other people? I'll continue Sure. Yeah. Yeah, I can't be high while I read this. No, I'm saying for other people not just you two. Oh, yeah. All right Yeah And we're back It was the end of a cool winter's evening. I was on a date with the most stunning girl I'd ever seen She had fake breasts and long fake blonde hair She was wearing heels and a short little black cocktail dress The very sight of her made my blood thickened to a paste The restaurant we were in was the fanciest I could afford Nando's I've had such a good time tonight Tamara Tamara was texting furiously on her phone and looked up briefly to acknowledge me. Uh, yeah, it's been good, man Are you right to get this? Of course my darling I paid for dinner with my entire savings and we went outside We stood outside in the cold night air facing each other.   Tamara looked confused a thump Yeah Look man, you seem like a nice guy, but I don't feel like that about you Like I just don't feel that spark My heart sank this can't be happening I did everything that was required of me and even spent all my money on this I had to act fast to change Tamara's mind. I pulled my shirt up to reveal my nipple I squeezed it with my free hand and dead flies oozed out How about now tomorrow? You feel that spark yet?   That was it. I snapped. I set chase She screamed and started running. I pushed off the ground and glided after her hissing as I went I'd never been this angry. I was gaining on her and she would not stop screaming A few shocked onlookers pointed at me as they saw me gliding along I grabbed my bottom lip and peeled it down past my chin Tamara saw this and dropped to the ground with fear.  I reached her and stooped over her with my dangling lower lip Take my money Please please just don't hurt me I snatched a $20 note from her and ripped two lymph nodes from my neck I threw the lymph nodes at her she pissed herself with fear and my rage lust was so out of control That I bit my pinky finger off. I was barely holding on. I needed to release my mints get out of here Tamara scrambled to her feet and continued to run.  I saw another rat and leapt to it I grabbed this one with both hands and power drove it onto my heart screaming dick then another and another I went crazy before long.  They were all pointing and watching Some were screaming and crying a few were filming I had made a massive mistake during my lust rage attack This is what happens when I lose control. I was too weak to move Look away Don't look at me I tried to stop them from looking but they'd already seen too much A police car turned into the alleyway and skidded to a stop.   Oh my god. I hurt my back. Hey You like I started arching I had to There was a fire on your thigh for a bit James remember foreign little rocks exploded. Anyway, that's fucked what you just did but anyway, we'll move right along. Shall we? I can't believe that you did that matt. Can you picture what?  Wow must have really compressed them Like a kebab and then you put one on the end and off you went right? Anyway, I don't want to go back revolting right revolting behavior moving right along to the cow And this is a segment where we pick the best comment What's three we just pick one our favorite comment and we put it on a board right this fucking board We print your comment out stick it on a board and then the end of the year We're gonna pick another comment from that board to win another thousand dollars So if you make it on the board you got a 1 in 39 shot of winning a thousand dollars And that's separate to the other comment competition where if you just comment anything you can still win You don't need to be on the cowboy to win a thousand. You just need to comment So there's two thousand dollars up for grabs two thousand dollars for cows. We've already said what the comment It is matt.    Oh the doctor. That's right. So i'm in a He murdered someone he murdered a male doctor and a lot of rats. Oh my god. So i'm in a I'm in a brown family chat with corkshift There's a brown There's corkshift There's corkshift choir queston and requifton and me The tit thing that it matt made Oh, that's what we still got to get the look at this People will be able to see my guts from here Better make sure I keep my legs down. We've got to get the mannequin built or at least yeah Yeah, look, we'll see all right. You're sending your people. We got a lot of p.o. Boxes today Very exciting. So we're gonna open some uh, I feel like everything packages All right, so it's p.o. Box will be a good segment this week.  What's the next ringworm of the right next segment? We got questions, right? And these are questions hang on We've skipped bachelor brown. Are we doing that?  Did you send me the number?   Stop telling people i'm going after 16 years So matt brown This is your bachelor brown segment where michael and I find partners for you and bring them to you via phone Date so we're gonna call a stranger who wants to be with matt and introduce him and listen to them have their first date conversation It is very exciting at the end of the year three are coming and they're gonna all do math the top three Matt's top three from the whole season will fly them in and then matt will pick one to to be with for the rest of his life Anyway, here we go. You just stop telling people that we're Is this connected to the flag can you turn the fly fly up? Hello Hello, is this ethan Yes, it is ethan you are on the marty and michael fully actual podcast and sitting right next to us We have a very nervous and very open-minded right matt matt brown And matt brown Would love to talk to you and see if there's some kind of spark so maybe we can establish a romantic connection matt Don't you shake your head and be homophobic right from the get go I don't want that on this podcast You will be open-minded with ethan and give him a chance ethan i'll throw it to you Hello matt you Oh my god, come on matt talk to him, please Matt you Let me shy matt Hurry up and say something i don't want to say this is asking where he's from you always ask where they're from You always ask where they're from matt you can't be disappointed at this process You have never considered a man be open-minded Have you matt and that is disgusting in this age Where are you from? I am from brisbane What did you say then brisbane what? Shayla park. Oh, okay, so that's not too funny. I thought he said brisbane stayed high.  No, I don't want to do this I Am Yeah, so how young are we talking? I am turning 19 on friday Okay, as long as you're 18 jesus christ i was getting quiet dude. That is your that is your favorite age That's your favorite age.   No, i'm not a homophobe. Okay. Well, how about you have a chat to eat?  No Is he top three? No, I think ethan's crawling up. What about after meth? No Matthew What about you do some math? What are your hobbies ethan? Tell me you got 10 seconds? Oh Uh, i'll play soccer so i can be a good wife to you. Okay, he's fit. That's good Okay, and he's there I'm young and ripe like i said. Oh matt that's your favorite young and rough. What colors your hair? Brown Storming around his castle Oh, so Yeah, so wait, no, what else was it gonna say colored hair?  I genuinely genuinely thought the mat had changed And that he would be far more open minded with this. So apologies. Look, have a crack anyway. Give him a message on instagram Um, see what happens keep us posted. Okay, keep us in the loop if matt brown is rude to you at all Please let us know ethan. I'm too old for you. Oh, here we go He didn't mind about age when she didn't have a partner cock danglin 19 is too young I'm here. Is she Oh, sorry I'm here Yeah, dude, you don't know him that could be a one You don't even ethan could be very mature for his age and after meth. What do you do for work ethan? Civil construction There you go. He's civil construction. So that's sort of same thing shirt off.  Just think about it. All right. I'm like a home. It's a yes I thank you very much for your time ethan. You've been lovely and yeah, um, please message matt brown and let us know How it goes we wish you all the best. We hope you make the top three so we can bring you back at the end of the season And do math. All right. No worries. Thank you. All right, ethan. Thanks for your time, buddy chat soon Hey matt, love you Say it back. Say it. He loves you too. He loves he does ethan. He does All right. All right. See you later guys. See you.   No, okay So How do you know? Right that you're not gonna like it Pretty sure Yeah, exactly. I reckon one dude has to come at the end of the year and two girls. No All right. I'm sorry. No three girls still but one guy has to come as well No, all right. Well one two females and one of another gender could be a transgender. It could be Um a boy it could be a non-binary non-binary anything that shut up both Mama he said that he said that anyway, we'll talk about it later After meth anything will go. All right matt So I guess what matt's trying to say is that he prefers us to get women for dates We didn't know that okay.     Just send the camera stop recording It bucked it buckled up a bit No, they're still on. I know what you're doing. All right Just be careful.  If you want us to answer your questions Comment your questions. We answer the most liked first, right? Unless we've answered them before. Okay Um, so if you want us to answer your question comment your question and see if it gets lots of likes and have a scroll through and like other questions that you want us to answer Maybe do think about that Okay, so we're going to start with the first question. We're going to start with the first question Let's go through and like other questions that you want us to answer. Maybe do think about that All right, brown. Take it away. Lift off, baby Are you concerned about that bachelor brown man? No Is it the fireworks that are scary?  Yeah, like our the boy who cried woof skills are good Yeah broke my heart Oh, dude, trust me. You wait till we we're gonna convince. Yeah, I know that's lucky that someone's dead today That's what i'm worried about. You know bring someone to tears No, lucky. Oh, lucky won't worry like it'll be sort of oh, he'll probably be worried. We'll see it'll be fun It's fun making people cry in that.  They're good What's it? I don't know Have a go See bozzy hates him. Just wait. No, no stop. Stop bozzy. Honestly hates him. Can we not okay? Not on the hard ground. Otherwise, they're too loud for him. Do it on the table Oh, okay. Sorry bozzy enough enough with the fireworks in my room. That's it All right, dude Okay, it's okay. It's okay. Oh boy darling Oh, he was so scared. Just it's all right. You can go to sleep there He's not know what to do with himself now. Come here. Come on. Come here boby Bozzy bozzy Come up on the couch. Come on. Come on. Yes Bozzy's on the podcast sitting here.  He was Oh Look at this. This is just stunning. He was so scared. He came up here. Oh Oh, it's a good boy because it's getting like cooler. He's not Exactly. He won't last long though. He won't last long. He's still quite warm Anyway, questions. Here we go. All right. Top question went to joshua quill quill Quill. Yeah, it's it's pronounced The highest science science qual Question for the podcast. Um, can we bring back story time even just once? Yeah. Well, we sort of did a story time last week Yeah, I was trying. I did reply.  That's crazy, man Waterloo And the karaoke man.  Dad got stuck in the face. You know what we could we could I was listening to some of our Earlier podcasts we could retell a few of those stories So I feel like we'd be better at it and like most of the viewers haven't heard them Yeah, all right. Well, we have got a few We have got a lot of stories and um, what are we looking at up stories? We looked at some of the episodes we thought maybe some had been deleted didn't we? Oh, yeah, yeah from season one.  Come let us know if you want us to retell some old ones If you've heard them before because we don't want to bore those fans that have heard them Yeah, true. So comment less. No if you're okay with it. Okay Wow All right, next question is from Tom Newton. Uh, if you three went to jail, what would be the most Like uh, what would most oh, what would it most likely be for? Well, Matt, we all know what mats would be Um, and what mine would probably be um public nuisance One would be like one would be murder And michael's would be um Drink driving.  Hey, what about buzzly? Buzzly, we could be in jail for being such a good boy.   Yeah, look. I um, uh, we after that week that we had that week off Um fell off the health wagon a fair bit and i've been struggling to get back on the wagon Like i'm still on like grabbing on but it's dragging me along the ground and my body's getting all ripped up As i try and get back on the wagon so i haven't let go i'm headed back I've clawed my way back up starting this week. I've been pretty good.   I can do it can't So he's good next question is from amy jones Have you met miss jones?  We don't mix with tobacco.  Yeah, that would be rough as guts Oh, my little darling. It's hard to stop touching him. Oh, it's so beautiful.  Can't next question is from ringworm D He could kill us all if you wanted to if for some reason Oh matt brown if you're if for some reason your mince couldn't produce offspring And you had to use someone else's sperm at marty and mackle. Who would you choose? Oh, a very good question That's difficult.  Yeah, I could say he was getting a bit like, oh, maybe I could live Hey, he was so scared that he's willing to put out with it for a little bit longer Next question from georgia johnson or johnston depending on where she's from Have you guys ever lost mates due to being in social media or gained them Being in social media. I think definitely gained something the older you get the more you just sort of the more you circle So it sort of dwindles down as you sort of go down your path in life But not because of social media, but yeah, we became really super busy all of a sudden and couldn't go to parties Remember, we couldn't we couldn't go to we didn't go to birthday parties. We didn't see anyone for a long time You guys came to my 30th. Yeah I was only there for like two hours Yeah, that is true Michael went ubered on my 30th birthday, but you did show up and you did make a small Speachy thing.  Yeah, Greg came to Michael's Birthday on the weekend were chanting Greg's name. It was very good Greg was in a recent website video too by the way. Oh really? So yeah, it might be out. No It's not yet. Not yet. It will be coming. It will be coming out. He was like our washer Next question. Um, oh, this is one you don't want to know what website video it is Wouldn't that be interesting? You don't you don't watch the website videos. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, it's the sandpaper slip and slide So it's a slip and slide where we've duct tape sandpaper. Did that work? Yeah, it hurt a lot.  Try your best Matt. Just don't be right. Oh, dude. I'm so sorry or girl. I'm so sorry Oh my god. He's generous now Do Shit, I'm bad with that one. Anyway the question is why isn't the pain game series uploaded on youtube yet?  Unfortunately. It's so annoying.   Yeah, it's missing out on buckets of cash, but that's okay Whatever so all right Next question Uh, next question is from ryan for uh fernandez fernandez Fernandez ryan fernandez. Oh, man. Fuck. So I'm stressed um What are your boy's thoughts on the dep and herd case?  They should just throw them both out and Start again.  Yeah, I don't know why is the media showing it like so? Yeah, I agree.  All right. It is.  Yeah So those things still exist bleep michael kind Final question of the evening Um, the the question is from killer sir 2000 Um, will we ever see the game show host make an appearance on the podcast?  Um, I don't know. I guess I guess I could try and find him. He's hard to track down. He always wanders off, doesn't he? And he's fast.  He looks like he moves quick Yeah screams a lot Yeah, it's pretty intense. Anyway, if you don't know what we're talking about we have a this Game show we post to our backup facebook page. We have this game show Where this guy in a perp orange suit just appears out of nowhere and just plays games with michael and hurts him a lot Yeah, and apparently he's going through a divorce Is that is that the latest? I heard it in the video. He was on the phone. Yeah Wow, okay, so he's gone through.  I reckon it's going to have suggestions By the way for chairs if people you want to contribute Send yours to the marty and michael instagram account not the fully actual account because then that will see them Send them to us if you have any new chair suggestions at episode 20 Good boy bozzy. All right bozzy. We're going to introduce the next segment Oh Yes, it's po box time Boz, you might want to move for this in case there's something dangerous in them. Yeah, actually We're only going to open two today Just because be careful with that one. It says fragile. I'm scared of anthrax now Just yeah, we're only going to open two today so we can make this last little bit. Thanks boz I'll see you later. All right. Here we go. Do you have a knife or something brown town? Yep Michael do you know where a knife is? No, I broke the last one on a wall today or trying to hit a watermelon um This is a gift for you for martin each of you have a shirt coming I don't know when they'll arrive or if they arrive together. Sorry from derrick So marty this one's for you all right This is a It says Play the best. I'm not Angry i'm german That makes sense very good Very good. Thank you very much for that shirt.  She is desi Oh, is that derrick barbell? I can't say it's awesome Yeah, thank you very much for that derrick. I'll be wearing that around the house and mono give a good old chuckle All right, what do we got here? No Hurry up All right, here's a letter first. Let me read this Okay, I'll keep this short for the podcast dearest martina michella and the brown Thank you for being more be and being here instead of there. Hope you like the gift I just wish I was better at photoshop, but you get the idea Incidentally, it was me who sent the seven gold bars in last season But due to work I had to ask my elderly mother patricia to post them. Oh, wow, and then they are right there Why are you seven sending seven gold bars to australia? I'm not going to lie. That was a tricky one to answer Anyway, six months later and I cannot let her take credit for my idea And don't you ever forget that mom? I'm 35. You're the absolute best look after yourselves.  Yeah, let's see what he's done here. Let's see what he's done Okay, so it sounds like a photoshopped image. Okay, so it's a photo in a photo frame I'm just taking this will go on the ring worm last of the bubble wrap off next to matt Yeah, we'll put this up on a mantle piece for sure Oh, wow, it's so beautiful. Look at that. Oh, wow, it is that it's like a movie um poster or something like that My wife at sink Wow, that's so beautiful. Can you go and push show show that to the people? I'm real close. Give me some fruit.  What's the core? What's the cord?  That's my fruit Sorry, bozzy. It's okay. Good boy. We're just joking Oh, you made me want to faint Wow, thank you. Are you in that brand? Where are you? I'm probably not Oh, yeah, yeah, there you are.   See that Tim there Oh, yeah, it is too. Oh julian's in there too. Oh very very good.  Let's open one more.   Hahaha What do you want? Don't break it. Don't break anything brown town Bring something over as long as you don't break it you brown It's got a medium one That's crazy, man, don't break it Oh, yes, it's probably some sort of organ then but feels heavy. It usually means not good Oh, yeah, well, we made a mistake I'm pretty sure we made a mistake. Oh You're made to take it. Yes, please man. That's bad. That's yours, man I saw a jar of what looks like human remains That's like red flesh. I'm not kidding. What is that pull that out man?  I don't know Yeah, I think they're The red chilies are they and there's a note here And I'll read it on okay, he's got a note. Let's see what it says.  Matt Brown me Whilst these devilish things have been growing and I hope you can make a great video with them I'd like to see a little taste test on the podcast as well. Hope you enjoy Aiden See he wants us to taste has been sending me videos of them growing in his garden. Uh, there's some more stuff here So I'm pretty sure drugs Oh, he's put like an yeah, he grounded some up into powder as well Snored it Michael.  Oh I'm not bugs. They're not bugs I'd rather eat bugs. I thought you said I don't eat bugs Oh, dude, was that it? Yep. Thank you, Aiden.  Yeah Why? I don't know Oh my god, I'm gonna pour this on Michael's chest.  Hey I love how they've got little nuclear signs on them.  I wonder what would happen if we ate that. I'm what if we have a little bite of these ones All right, he's trustworthy Matt knows that we're a bit scared that people might be poisoning. Yeah, so he says uh dehydrated carolina reapers Which one do you want?  And this is some powder We'll leave the powder save that for for a tea I'll be able to put that in Michael's coffee or something one day. Okay. Oh, that's a great idea. Don't lose that put that down under there The only way I can do this is if it was surprised on me.  They're putting this chili right now I don't know if I can eat the whole thing dude. Yeah. Yeah, just have a nibble and see what happens And there's nothing in this house that will help me. Yeah, you got cold water running in the taps and you got a monster I'm Matt is now going to have a nibble If after you do if you're still standing I will yeah I'll try it if you try Just to buy it. Yeah Instant it's instant. You've got it. I'm not doing it It's instant it's I was the boy he cried with then I will not do that instant it's instant It's basically what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do This is it. This is it. Yeah Oh, this is me for the rest of the podcast. Manscaped body spray Let's put it on your mouth. That's not good Oh, wow Is it bad?  It's not good Is it really that bad? No, I'm okay, thanks Oh His face is gone all red now. Oh, wow, you've got crying. It's weird. It's just a nibble has sent him spiraling Just a nibble and he's bugged.  What about would you have garroth now? Oh There you go. There's a step closer to man has said he wants oh, wow, he's found milk I found milk, but it's often Michael's friend. Can I have it? Michael has off milk Just put like off milky. Yeah, have some cream. Oh, yeah cream. Can you bring that cream over? Turn it upside down. Give it a shake. Give the whipped cream a shake Did you get some I've only been ordering uber eats because all my food is always off Can you can you bring that whipped cream over here actually looks all right? Oh, yeah, no that that should have some cream left in it Matt, you've left the fridge door open your rude sod Just pour the off milk on your tongue.  Oh, he's in pain You can't we get on with the podcast now matt brown Would that be okay? Is this you now? Oh man, he's in he's We didn't do that We got ready spaces It's going to be getting worse for like 15 minutes and then it starts Thank you for sending your stuff in guys We really appreciate it and we will open everything live on the podcast if you want to set something in PO box two five six taken four zero one eight Queensland Australia and we open it live on the podcast and matt brand will taste Everything anything and everything is that worse or like less? Worse Is it worse? Is it worse?  All right, we are all right. Well, let's have a quick little bong break while matt fixes his snout We're not finishing.  Yeah, Michael that is two weeks off. Yeah, that's all right It's not that long.  I reckon my poor it on your mouth and see just don't digest it He can't pour its cheese now Is it gloopy? By the way, everyone we can I see it. We've got an experiment. I'll have some we've got an experiment going outside Where we um have just left two Two litre bottles of milk and it's already looking pretty cool. So just fyi. Anyway, it's time for the prank call Michael's about to drink his two week old milk More than two weeks by the way much more than two weeks It's fine really No, no, I'm okay Fucking three week old milk. It's like the 11th or something And that's 21st of May That's only an entire month. All right, Matt come back. He's um He's struggling everyone. He's still struggling from the chili. So Michael I decided not to try it See that's when the boy who cried wooft like whoof creates good things You can do that to your friends and then you don't have to do it Anyway, all right. It's time for the prank call and guess what? This week the prank call will be done by no other than Michael Corrie Brookhouse And we're gonna do this because Michael's very good at this. He does this for fun We're gonna call some of our friends. We're gonna start with Lockie.  It was absolutely devastating the other day Absolutely devastating. I don't think I know what I'm gonna do when he dies Don't think he's still got another 10 years. Yeah, he's very very healthy bozzly He's outside right now in the dark.  Have you heard the news and be like a little bit flustered by it? Hello Hey, dude, it's Michael. How are you? Man, you're still not cool.  What do you want from me? Oh, man. Okay.  Um I haven't got my phones dead, but basically bozzly's like fucked. He's dead Really? So like, yeah, marty's just wrecked right now So like I'm just sort of like can you just let jackson know apparently we organized on friday But like the whole week's off because like Yeah, we're gonna do some really. Yeah. Yeah, dude.   No, I'm serious, dude. It's not good.  All right, let's call him back now. You should call him back And yeah, you try to get the same the pause. He's dead You say the same thing. Oh, I don't know or whatever you reckon. Just see where it goes Hi, hey, dude. It's uh, it's marty, man Hello, can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, man. It's marty. Um, yeah Yeah, bozzy's, uh, he's really really sick at the moment. Um, would you Jackson's not answering his phone Can you just let him know that we can't come down on fridays?  You're going off Michael's phone Yeah, look, we're lying to you right now.   It's hard to get anyone close to you No, no matter what you say, I'm going to think it's a lie until I know and I think photo proves that bozzy's dead Oh This is on the podcast by the way.  So there you go. You don't need to worry about that.  Yeah, okay bozzy's dead. All right Hey, dude Hello, jayden. It's michael. How are you man? Yeah, good, bro. How are you? So i'm calling off marty's phone.    You're good.   I don't like I I'm just cancelling everything.    Oh, sorry, dude. I couldn't keep it together It's uh, you're on the podcast by the way, jayden We've just been calling out calling friends and telling them that bozzy is dead Oh, dude. Now you have to sell it more.  I wish I could tell you what I'm doing right now, but I'm on the podcast Tell us after my buddy, buddy, buddy.   So anyway back to normal prank calls next week Unless we think of a really good lie to tell the one of our friends I have a burning up here in my skin. I feel like I've wiped Chili up there. It happens recovering sensitive skin Like put your fingers in your nose. No, okay. Oh, okay. So I've just realized the the movie poster they sent They actually filled out all the bottom too. So it says Stephen Hawking presents a be more be production in association with bozzy ink Filmed at a rat infestation home studios starring marty michael brown town directed by arnold feim assistant director ronda producer jjt woods 460 till I die executive producer question senior editor equifton funded by seven bars of gold In association with several bodily fluids artwork by paranormal pilots Very good. That was very detailed.  Let's go behind this time and go for it. We're the best We're the best.  We're the best. We are the best