All right, welcome to episode 19 of the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast We are coming at you live out of Brisbane, Australia and our addresses Cut that car maybe maybe Holy shit, we've had a crazy week and we got a big episode in store.   So the prank call I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it right now It's gonna be a banger It's gonna be lit.  Oh, man, we and there might not be a high energy We're different. No, I feel better than I did last week though. That's the truth But yeah, I've been sick for about two weeks, right?  That was cool Because I've never felt cold before yeah, that's so true No, and the desert it gets cold at night and um, sorry and let me tell you what mate It would spend like like I woke up in the middle of the night Shivering like freezing but also drenched in sweat and then you pull the blanket off because like, you know You got to go get changed and that moment is by far the worst It's like 3 a.m.   Okay, so I've caught this from Marty and that's been going on the last I'll let you do me and Last night I spoke to Amber before she's like, do you remember what you were like? I had to transfer from beds because it like I'd pissed the bed times three. I was shivering so much I was like crying to her saying And she had to dry me put me on the bed and then sort of like warm me because I was so cold on that bed Really gone. It's so tired for you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what did you get?  Yeah, I know it was never had this I knew I nearly sent you guys a video, but I couldn't I didn't want to pull my arm out of my blanket to get a phone Because my teeth were just gone. Oh That it's uncontrollable. It's just a sleep next to you Yeah, I don't bother waking her because then I don't want to be a burden and Make like shivering sounds or any movements. It's just like no she there could be I could be getting raped next to her And she wouldn't wake up. Wow. In fact, it's happened. Yeah, that's one. That's laughing. He was there Anyway, so we're a bit crook, but I'm feeling all right James a bit crook too.  Oh wait to be healthy by the way It feels like I've been sick for three weeks now since I got married.  Yeah. Yeah. Well, I already I can't get warm or cold. I just go through these temperature changes constantly Anyway, let's talk about what we've been up to because I'll tell you something right now. It's been a lot. So we had our Charity golf day. I am Friday.   So I was like boys I can't come in at 6 a.m.  We all had fun, but he almost cost us seven grand.  That's what it was. Yes.   Yeah Yeah, yeah So the guy read out $5,000 as the Opening bid as you know, it was like a couple in but he said five thousand and then you went and he went next next bid Well, we do we have a seven thousand and he turns around also goes Seven hundred ain't too bad. And I was like, oh, I think he meant seven.  It's seventy dollars for free piss and food for a night It's a seven hundred.      I had to just clarify to make sure I had heard seven and a half I was like, did you just bet seven grand? Yeah?   Okay somebody I Seven came all we just right now with with uh, you know, what's it called that word inflation?     Oh, yeah, that's crazy. You've never seen that many people want to get a photo Yeah, it was the most ever I think because it's the same demographic and it's just just fits I think in the gold coast seems like a lot of people know us. Yeah, and um Yeah, when we got there on the way in we were just like, yeah, it was a we were bombarded Who were the boys you were sitting next to?  So thank you taylor um And also we've had a we've had a missing man in our area. Oh my god I'm pretty sure so we've got a missing guy in our area So we had police shop at the play at the house at like friday Well, it all started when mr.  Yeah, they're actually pretty nice. Do you flow? I'd marry one And uh, and then the next morning we're at the golf the charity golf game and they call me the next day Yeah, and then then yeah, all they were all over our house. So yeah, and doing that even like like hey See in the movies you see in the movies when there's like a line of Searchers and then they're very slowly all walk together in one line.   So he's like, what do you guys do? And then I have to say, oh, you know, we're making media videos and then he sort of relaxed a bit But I could tell for a second that maybe they thought that we were Suspects When I took the uh, the two places where it's like pitch black dark We're walking around and we've got a little science lab on the side of the house that's Filled with they search it. They went in there.  It smells Horrible. Anyway, I said to the cop. I'll probably don't go in there.   Don't And I just I just immediately walked in the other direction just to avoid like what the reaction was to that Wow, was he surprised I didn't investigate as further to be honest If I was a detective and that some cunts had a room full of like rotting food Well, it could be why they came back the second morning. It's a junkified looking place Yeah, and like look at Matt too.  I I thought that I thought maybe he's under there and in other news There is other news There is other news Oh So went out and um, I went is this your weekend shit? No, it's not my it wasn't my whole weekend Well, you just went through my whole weekend But I did go out and um, and I was at the shops and there's like this Store at Termside I had just some cool stuff and I found these cool like holographic stickers and I found this Pikachu one And it's so cool. Look at that because a little holographic one. So yeah, and I've gotten up getting a little holographic Pikachu thingy to go quickly Were you bashed at school and there my new sticker my little did you ever get bullied a little bit Okay, good. Did you were you into pokemon? You would have been quite old when that was that was a thing. I see a six when first pokemon So it was 96 when the first when the first one came out, but like towards the end you would have been like high school Well, I didn't fall on high. So I don't I don't believe you because that Pikachu The original Pikachu. It doesn't look like that. You'd skip handball in the morning to stay home and watch cheese tv Oh, I love cheese tv Dragon Ball Z was very cute Also very old to be liking that You can never be too old for Dragon Ball Z Anyway, do you like my new sticker or not? Like it's like It's not that's not going to help you with anything that's going on in your life. That's that's why you haven't That's the tinder shit's not working because of that. Well, and to be honest like that's probably Hurting you in all areas of life.  Yeah, yeah, Matt played pretty well on Friday I did not Michael turned around said he doesn't want to play golf anymore.  We all played terribly Yeah, yeah, it's too much like fun with like everyone.  So you can't concentrate Yeah, the golf I knew just it was more just socializing with the boys I could tell that you and James are we getting a little just a little bit annoyed because you won't Doing well. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. It always hurts to soul playing bad golf. It's just yeah destroys you I've never played good golf. So I don't know what that means. Yeah. Yeah.    You don't dare put me in the digimon I can see you connecting. You had a tamagotchi when you were little. Yeah, I did.  Let's move on. Okay, that's that's Matt and anime. Let's move on to the sponsors. Yes, it is Matt. That's an anime picture on your lap.  So Let's let's a word from our sponsors Hello, it's Marty here, uh from Manscaped Um and I realized the people I'm talking to uh aren't doing too well Um, there's people that are listening that um despite previous warnings They continue to follow down the same route They continue to make uh excuses in their minds saying I'll start next week Oh, I've got this event on this week.       What do you have to add in? I lied They said this I loved her. They love us. They did not know they did I lied again.  They want they don't want to be called athletic greens They want to be called AG1 because athletic greens they used to just market to athletes to professional Paid athletes who need to go you have the one percenters in order to get healthier and healthier And that's who was buying their product Now anyone can buy it.  You can get back to your wife Maybe not maybe you won't need to after an AG1 you'll feel better But also it's like also step one in just fixing yourself Um smash this little shake and you feel better and and the fun no, it's it's not it's it's for everyone now Okay, they want everyone to get the health benefits that professional athletes were going to it's a monthly subscription It rocks up on your front door.  It tastes really good fully actual 20. The link is in the description Fully actual 20, right?  You can't gets rid of STIs. I'm pretty sure The media I had one today Yeah, I know I saw him and you must say he looks better. Yeah, it's happier a full ahead of hair. Yeah Yeah, it's very it's beautiful It's a shame about the Pikachu anyway swallowed my feeling Yeah, Matt. Oh, I get Marty's going through some of his feelings of falling Can I just I don't want to like throw our mates under the bus but Oh, my teeth whitened before my wedding and my teeth have started falling out I'm pretty sure it's feelings. It's like they've Anyway, no, I'm not gonna collect them. It could be a coincidence. That's not Yeah, we won't get into it. It's not proven Um, so there was a UFO Recently, did I watch Vegas? Yeah, you guys seeing that? Yeah.  You wait. All right. There is gonna be It's all coming out.  Okay, it's proven that there are aliens. It's not Like like so, what do you know it?   Oh I was just we're just because raka raka posted that thing. I just got me going a bit Oh, they added a little ufo on this story today. Very very cute. That's more and more frequent, man It's more and more frequent go see that horror movie. Oh, I can't wait. Sorry frequent Can we go together? Yeah Thank you I'll enjoy that feeling come down.  Hey, that's sponsors done too. That's a for client. Oh, no wait Wait, wait, wait, wait. What about the university of marco bro?  Matt watched a movie. He's gonna review it at the end And that's just the beginning If there was ever a time brown.   We are bad Not too bad What are you dressed as today flop? Oh The ring master so uh, don't bend over So you're saying that you're out of the two of you.  Obviously, I'll he'd have this on Yeah, well, it looks like it at this point, doesn't it? I can't open down. Jesus So it's been a little while since we had John Paulie So um, so what's been going on since we've noticed you've It's been a lot more content with you two coming back, which has been bloody lovely to see So you guys um, you guys living together again now so You want to allow it while you go All right, so I do have my own place Yeah, all right. Okay, but uh I like to go down and uh, just harass this guy. So he's living nearby.     Yeah, and what did you did you did you ever feel like hitting him?   I don't know if you recall he doesn't remember yesterday, but As I said before he's been out for a long time a long time. Yeah Now we were talking before we jumped on it. So you've you've also started getting recognized flopper So people stopped me on the street and like oh you're that guy And all his vids. Yeah, you're that sucker.  Yeah, no, that's all good. It's good to know people are having a laugh So, you know some goods coming out of it. I suppose yeah, that's people happy.   Yeah. Yeah, there's been a couple things that nobody will ever see Oh, can we hear one? I don't know only fans and release it Paulie Actually, just film him in the shower whenever you can and just post the time Floppers shower tails. Yeah, we're not here to give him ideas There is a source that source spot there. Yeah.  Yeah, I I did mess around with youtube, but they just keep taking it down or And it just I don't know it just becomes a disaster and I feel like we're just going nowhere with it, but I think I need to clean it up a little bit more and maybe beep out a few things and I think it's just way too full on for YouTube what so they're like deleting them off youtube. I don't delete and they just demonetize. They just demonetize them Yeah, or yeah, and then it just doesn't go anywhere But the worst thing is too like you get these other pages, which are, you know, they they're very Close to my following because they've just stolen all the content. Yeah. Oh, and they're monetizing it They're monetizing it.   This is for educational purposes.  Yeah We say it's for educate.  Like hey like no just let me show him. Oh, dude. I just let me show him. No, I can't take a head today I'm getting a heat wave after heat wave Michael's sick.   Yeah, so basically that's um, that's all I'm doing at the moment And just dragging uh him along with me until he falls off the perch.   Don't rule it out It's good to have that threat lingering in the background. I don't know anything about mental health I can't tell you whether I'm stable or not Is your honor Oh, well, we'll see what happens in the future. I guess Yeah, exactly Do you still have you still have a normal job plopper? No, I I am a painter. I haven't painted for a bit. I had surgery on the right arm and was that paulie's fault No, actually for a change. No So, yeah, they stuffed it up.  They leave a knife in there or something I was supposed to shift the nerve and decided that uh, they try and do it without shifting it and now it's like Still there. Yeah It's from erratic Yeah, I've heard that Matt might starting in the beginning stages of that.  So they She'll be all good once they do it properly and then you reckon you'll hit back up painting not painting because My shoulders are gone as well.  Yeah, I'll do something Hey How was um, how was barley we saw you went to barley with the boys show the boys. Yeah, barley was really good actually How long were you there for like three weeks or something? Yeah, we were there for three weeks Yeah, it was pretty full on it was good. A lot of drinking. Yeah, what drinking every day Most days most days. I yeah, we had I had a fair old crack. Anyway, um, a few of them went interested but Uh, I was certainly interested. I I took advantage of it.  Oh, I'm never drinking again Dude, I'll still I reckon this is one of the best videos I've ever seen is when you had a coffee in your hand and it was like 7 a.m In the morning you're facing all these massive waves at the beach Oh, yeah, I think you're just strolling out to it sipping on your coffee and then this wave just levels you And you just took it without any embrace.    I think Austin was just pissing himself. Well, he was losing it He could contain himself any um any wild stories from barley or is it?  They just freaked me out. Like they're just like, I don't know what it is But I like I like to look at them.  I don't know if you've seen on my story I saw her in a story picture with her. Yeah, JJ put it up. Hey Oh, come on Anyway I'm I'm hugging it.    Oh great. He'll be rich if he is Certainly not for me better going to be made there Yeah Well, there you go. So that was any like like did it was any fights you said you got your wallet stolen got my wallet stolen So I'm not too sure how that happened. Yeah, okay. They just pick pocket. Yeah real quick. Yeah Oh, yeah, I've every time I've gone to Thailand or Bali I get robbed every single time.   I'd always have it in your pocket Yeah, but like I'm looking at the gps. I need to know where I'm going. I just let that little let the little man take care of it How I didn't lose my phone is just beyond me.   He'll get up Anyway, he's watched me like take my last few breaths and just see to the bottom of the pool and he's like Yeah Values Well, yeah They you just can't operate when you mix it with the alcohol He fell in a drain and almost split like lost his two front teeth You know in but in bali they I don't know if you saw like on the sides of the road They'll just have huge holes on the sides of the road And we will like we'd add A bunch of valves and heaps of drinks and we're heading out And like we'll literally swank from one side of the road to the other and then couldn't balance It was so fucked.  That's what happened to you. I always wondered That's what it was.    Anyway, so I've rolled into Mexico.      It's in the middle of the road or something. Yeah, you've definitely got to pay to get it in there. But anyway, okay, wow Well, yeah, yeah, man, that's the thing volumes and alcohol blackout central It's really and it really sneaks up on you. It's a kind of like mix that you think you're fine and then wake up in the morning Well, we're not even that just even just during it.  It's a very strange mix Yeah, it's a highly highly recommended, but it is fun.  I don't know if it's safe or fun No, no, well, I reckon if you say if you maybe don't be around a pool either Because you might sink to the bottom But um, like if you're in a safe like If like environment like a house where you staying at the house and all the boys just have a few vows and alcohol Then yeah, as long as you're not going out. No, I disagree. Do you remember that time? We took like five each at once And then we was just you and me in a house and then like Oh, yeah, two hours went by of complete. I don't know what we did or what happened And I just came to standing upstairs.   Like what happened? He's like, dude, I've just teed up like some boxing matches with some other influences I was like And I'm like like messaging people like Like Like we never I never care about that or never. This is like even before boxing was a thing YouTube boxing was a thing. Yeah, very weird.  It must have been all the bag bad We had before the vows that kept me awake. Oh, dude, and then yeah I remember when we were in bar the same place And I'd pop so many that I started passing out and you started calling me you're being silly Yeah, that's right And he's just pouring all this water on me and I'm just waking up Please stop stop stop and then I wake up like the next day And there's all this footage of him just pouring bottle after bottle on my face Yeah, that's how I can get you to that state without getting you to drink actually. I might start spiking you with valium again.    I need to take this guy Kid to a doctor to get him disciplined Yeah Something wrong with him. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so you were fully like You couldn't understand it.     Loose like since posting vids and having nights out Is there been some loose parties together or loose opportunities of just mayhem that's come about for him Not for me. I'm a little bit beyond that. Okay, so you're not much of a Valium and drinker No, I will have a drink We've dragged him out a few times. I've been out a couple of times But it's not a regular thing for me.   Here's this guy.  I'm thinking Jesus Christ. I'm one of the two I wouldn't mind a girl But the thing is her boyfriend looks at me and goes You want to give me a girlfriend a kiss? and Normal me would just dive straight in But I was in shock.  What are you doing? So you didn't kiss her? No, so you don't have a missile? No, not one. No What about old Jan across the road? Yeah, yeah, old Jan.    What was it? What was the worst thing he did at school that people don't know about? Oh look Whether he just didn't tell me and the teachers didn't tell me because it was that bad Um, the only thing I remember was that he uh, belted someone that um As I told the teacher when they called me in I told him to It's my fault There was someone having a you know a little bit of a dig picking on him and uh, I told him I gave him the knife I gave him to go in You're better off and then he didn't believe him again You're better off being in trouble for belting someone Then come and home crying because you're being picked on Yeah, that's true. Yeah, there's some advice every kid out there. He belted him. That was the end of it. Yeah Attack anyone who disrespects you I heard them now name them So the old eye for an eye, you know people don't believe in it, but I do And look so so just society and everybody on the planet because why do we have jails? Yeah, you do something wrong you get punished. Yeah. Wow. What's the difference?   You got to do what works.   We say that you want us to say you feel is that allowed? Well, is it actually your real name? It's a long philip philip Philip or phil it's a long story. Oh Many moons ago, I think what is insinuating is I like to leave it to people's imagination. Okay.   Do you want to feel insignificant for the rest of your life? I'm all right.  Oh Well, there you go, we once knew a guy Who's like wow?  I'm not even kidding.  And anyway, he had Like because Michael and I briefly when we were super poor living in a little share house He would live there sometimes with us and he'd come downstairs We're in boxer shorts and the tip of his dick would be sticking out Out of the boxer shorts. I'm like dude.  He couldn't get hard Like it was too big to get hard because there's not enough weight.   Oh, that's right.  Yeah, same here some women run.  I couldn't imagine how I shouldn't feel for him.  So you're average guy. He didn't get his partner They wouldn't have sex together. Yeah.  No, but she was like Like there was some word for it. There was some word for it But there was something there was a lot of things strange about that whole dynamic Yeah, very entertaining and very uh, a great little side freak that we'd show off to anyone. Yeah. Yeah, very good. But um Anyway, um, we've got a secret little, um liquid here. Um, now flop has no idea what this is So so we're gonna We're gonna give you you've got three guesses, right? If you can guess it, right we'll give you You can keep that outfit. Oh wow. She don't Now you get two verbal guesses then after the two verbal guesses you can have a smell which will help Which will help you determine what it is. Okay. All right. So I'm currently I'm currently holding you all Everyone listening you all know what liquid I'm holding here, right? We're holding the liquid liquid that sits On the set for those listening on Spotify. All right, so So as you can see it's a kind of like a whitey color Is it one ingredient? It is one ingredient All right. All right. So what's your first guess? Pineapple juice No, you're wrong. All right.  That's a little bit closer. All right. Now open it up and have a sniff Go on. You're right.  Actually, it's been longer Mincing It does it smells like Corks with a bit of fart.    That was very good. All right.  All right, boy.   I haven't really I haven't really put too much work into it because every time I post a video they just take it down Okay, same problem for you on On facebook we're floating around Close to 400 000.  Yeah, that's that's um coming up good It was only like this time or less than a year ago that you're at 100k. Yeah, so it's going exponential And your views are huge. Yeah, the views are going really good.  I don't know. I just we we started vlogging We started doing a little bit of vlogging, which was fun and funny um, and Yeah, I just a lot of footage to go through a lot of footage to go through and I need some Need some help need some help Need some help with like if you get into youtube shorts to people have been growing their channels to fucking like couple 100k Just from posting their shorts and your shitty do all right really?  Yeah, I'm like looking for that But yeah, um, well, thanks heaps for coming on boys. Thanks for having me Very very funny content guys. Make sure you're looking. I'm looking up on facebook and instagram And youtube eventually and of course tiktok.  Thanks. He's coming on. Do we get a gift? Oh, hang on.  I do.  Should we get james in? Yeah, that'd be great. Oh, yeah, yeah, true.  So it's edible something edible. Well, it's homemade. So hopefully You'll like it.    Have you ringwormed in it? No, we haven't spoilt it. Honestly, I'd I'd prefer if you'd done that over any chilly.  No, no, no. No, no. You're safe. You're safe All right. Well, that's it. It's very nicely wrapped. Who wrapped it? Well, fuck, I did wrap it I roughly wrapped it, but anyway, thank you very much. All the best. Thank you for having us and um No, it's our absolute pleasure boys.  Oh, no, I've just got the shakes There's nothing to worry about It's all good Why why is it in a wooden box? Is it why? I don't believe in Tupperware and I had nothing to put it in I love wine.  Is it? Is it?  Have you guys Anthrax Someone's bought us anthrax. Oh no, dude. I really don't want to open it. Do you want to open it? Brown, were you open it?  It's like I feel like it's gonna be an explosion No, I'm feeling something's gonna happen. It's innocent. It's not living No, it's innocent. Dude, I'm not fucking... I don't want to open this Paper scissors rock. Paper scissors rock, so you open it. We're a little offended. You can eat it Yeah, what if it is lollies? We're gonna feel so bad. Yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah, it's scary.  It's nice. Yeah, that's so true Scissors, paper, rock.   Got him on the head.  What is that? Is that alive? No, it's like a little... Is it like a fishing lure thing image again?  There's no lollies. He should have used a real one.  Oh, yeah, a live yabby It's floppers creation. He actually made that. We're gonna fucking...  Let's get the boys with it, too, mate. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, they'll 100% fall for that.  He's like, why didn't you film it?  Well, thank you very much boys.   Yeah, Flappa wants it back I'll combine another one.  No, no keeping it now All right boys Cheers for coming on and um, thank you for having us.  We'll come to the coast.   So we can go try find him for a vlog. Actually, that's what we should probably Oh, we're busy this week. No worries guys. Thanks for coming We're gonna have a quick bong break and we're right back with Matt vs Michael. You can Hey And this is a segment where Michael and Matt go head to head In varying tasks to see who the better man is overall And whoever wins the most by the end of the season gets to keep Matt's bottle of freshly churned mints To do with whatever he wants. You guys excited or nervous? I'm so drain Drain well, that's not gonna help you for this one because today We find out who's the fastest sprinter Who can make the other laugh the fastest fastest fastest fastest?   Usually a laugh might take a while a smile. Come on. That ain't nothing All right paper scissors rock to scissors.  Okay, you should have the advantage here I've got a blank all right Scissors paper rock. Yes, you will be going first I'm just gonna make him laugh just make him smile. That's it. All you got to do is make him smile man You need to what he needs to watch he has to watch so you need to watch him as well because yeah Yeah, are we watching him? I'll be impressed if I get the littlest smile out of him Yeah, he's very good at holding a blank face, but he has had a bit of weed and It's just a smile It's just a smile You have to make eye contact with him to be like fair tear No, yeah, or you can stand too matt if you want you can stand and and do it do something. Sorry I feel like you should stand you have more He's still thinking about what he's gonna do. I've already got mine laid out in my brain I've got sets of this for days so many cords attached to me. Yeah, just take the headphones off and you'll be okay He's out for the loan nearly warrants a smile Yeah, I've got to like go to a dead place in the back of my childhood here because he's going to be high Matt so you need to bring him back to this reality You need to bring him back to this reality and you need to make him laugh wait One minute, but when I start the timer Yeah, yeah, I will be I will be All right, I'm gonna join me to count you in All right, three two one. I've run out of my material and you ruined it Stand up and do something if you if you move your body in a funny way He will laugh move your body in a funny way.   He ruins everything. All right. Here we go. Michael stern. Let me start three two one Okay, let's do this check this out. I may be half human But I'm all woman Okay, wait pikachu He is good. No laughing. Well, he's annoyed at me. That's why it was easy for him to not smile Oh Holy shit, dude, that was how did you not laugh at that?  What was the hand you had one thing there nearly go other pikachu that nearly got I had to hold off All right guys, it's a draw this week a disappointing draw and um, we're gonna give them both a point for that And so now the score Do you have to give you have to give a points don't you because then yeah So now the score is um, it was 11 7 so now it's 12 8 12 8 to Michael everyone.  Is that going to make the scores weird at the end?  Hey You're very good. It's crazy. You should be an actor. No, what's close? Matthew brown is lost control now these women will lose their souls Now oh, yes, here we go now this morning I swear I sent you the number man I don't know. I don't think you did have you been messing.  Yeah, I will but this girl is quite um attractive and um Like even just everyone I showed it to like James and Michael like I actually like try with her like you should actually try And I didn't I didn't at all But the even cooler thing is she handled it so well that she's like actually like kind of impressive So that's a test to see now that she's got a sick personality You can be yourself no matter what because the very worst version of you. She's already accepted. She's girlfriend material Yeah, maybe I don't know do you find out as she has she seen her yet? I saw a brief What do you think of this beauty? I haven't I can't remember but is she pretty? She's quite pretty. Yeah. She's quite pretty Brown everyone's imagine it's about inside their soul too. Once you get to know her you'll find even more tracks exactly It's all about that we push the button. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all about like Getting to know their soul and getting to know who they're really about and this is a conversation you had What are you looking at? I am looking for long-term and stable relationship. How about you? I'm looking for a hole to mince up could be caine for commitment down the track, but when's your rags Oh my god Is that who started it?  Oh, I thought that was the one of the girly story Oh, no, no, I thought that was that Sorry, yeah, that must have been confusing Oh My god Damn that would actually have been even funnier if I did that Made it out like I've made such progress. I'm sure it comes off like that. We thought that you were saying that Oh my god, that's it. Anyway, all right. Oh very good. Yeah, I'll get to that one I'll let you guys know when it's that one Are we close under that corner? That's hot. That's what that's asking girls to do in the mirror Um, hi matt. Do you live in browns plains, too?   When did you see me? What shops? I saw you at browns plains plaza a few weeks ago. I think I followed you around for a while and thought you noticed me a few times You threw something in the bin and I scuttled over and grabbed it out It was a napkin or some food some scraps. I sniffed it eagerly. It was hectic. What were you doing there? She didn't write back. No, she hasn't written back yet. Oh my god. That is so dense That is so intense to receive She would hopefully she didn't go to browns plains. That's not good. She lived in browns plains She's like, yeah, I don't buy it. I'll see where this goes and then she got that Oh, man. I pray I hope that she does Always looking over her shoulder now I probably got reported if she lives in browns plains Maybe she gets the sarcasm and thinks you're a number one stand up dude. Imagine if matt got arrested The cops just rocked up and arrested. Well, it's not under my email. Who's email's another? I think your email's a mark mark when I get arrested Well, no, I'll take a hundred percent fall for if any there's ever any legal issues. That's on me. I'll take it And you can take that to the bank come what legal issues You might be going to jail brown like sexual harassment or something Yeah, we never really but I don't I steer away from that. We just hope you're just enjoying her rubbish I don't feel comfortable discarded of it. You are allowed to have that if she puts it in the bin It's like some man's treasure or trash. She's someone other's treasure. So there you go. That was your treasure in her trash. Sorry She's the one. All right. Here we go So she starts this conversation a lot of that going on lately Them starting the converse Hey, how are you doing for a Tuesday?  What are you up to? What's the occasion or simply just the weekend?   I just got a carton on my way home from work and literally just sat on the couch and On my own and sunk the whole thing Hung over as Mel Gibson on Saturday So I started having rumbos and then ended up getting a bag and watch the footy Dusted a whole bottle of rum off.   Can't You didn't get a reply to that did you? Oh, well that wasn't this morning It's like just like the previous message saying that you're going to go through to Monday. You've committed to it and now set the message Yeah, that worked out perfect It's like on no occasion either just gets that fucked up for three days She has to reply because it's like it could be true Midday on Monday. Oh, you wouldn't want to date that Dude, be surprised. There's probably some girls out there that would do that. Real surprised. No Hey Matt, did you have a good day? Did you have a good day? Sister got trampled by a horse.  It's just a hairline fracture, but it's still pretty dangerous. How are you in shit? Jesus, is she okay? In hospital? I take it that sucks and hope she has a speedy recovery.  What's on foot today?  I got so angry. I I got so angry the horse.  I've been sneaking some of her painkillers Oh, that's so fun. Have we ever thought about what it would feel like to take someone's life? Please tell me she replied. No, that was against. Oh, dude.  All right, so she's sent her number.  She just gave a number matt. It's look look matt You can't not be happy after this conversation, all right because she is a cool. She's cool I didn't say I wasn't happy. Yeah Without a doubt this chick has a good sense of humor. Anyway, so she's you know quite good looking and And the boys will like oh don't ruin this one. Marty don't ruin this one.  How's your weekend?  She'd probably get that checked. Is that what she said back?  Why are you so good-looking and single?    I love a good barbecue sausage. No wonder you were into it Those are terms I could accept on a temporary basis Anything past one date and you'll have to let me join in on the barbecue. So the uncle sucking I didn't reply for a while and then I saw how cool her responses were. So I said Hey, sorry for the slow replies.  If they don't then disregard Anyway, how's your weekend? Can I please have your number?  It's how you use it clearly not as good a weekend as yours No record setting on my end and then she sent her number Wow So you have pretty much you're in a long-term relationship Hello It's that or long distance It's worth a text. So Matt, right? She leaves. She lives in Perth. You don't even have to tell us She does not live in Perth. No, she doesn't. There's a lot. How about this? Okay, if if you don't even have to tell us how it's going you just have to promise me that you're gonna text her You don't have to mention it again. We won't talk about it once on the podcast All you have to do is message her. Why do I have to message? Cause it's good for it's like it's option. You gotta move forward two steps forward three steps back just to see what she's like I'll think about it All right, last one here we go Um, I think I read the start of this one last week, but it's progressed nicely Hey, nice to meet you. What's the plans today? You haven't met me yet, babe. You won't forget it when you do Hi, I'm matt greg brown Today I'm meant to be having lunch with my wife, but I don't know if I could be fucked living the house you I know I haven't met you Met you, but I'm meeting you through here. Haha. So does your wife know that you are on here? That's so true. I never thought of it like that. No, she doesn't know yet. I'll probably tell her this week You got a boyfriend or anything? How long have you been here for and I hope you do she may not like the fact you're on a dating site But at least she will know and no been separated for almost 12 months and to be honest I don't even know if I will date for a bit yet after what I experienced in the marriage I'm more than happy to chat to you and be friends But I will not do anything more as I dis as I respect your you And having a wife. I'm not one to chop down another one's grass in all respects I got on tender two weeks ago.   How long were you married for?  I've got three I told my wife about tinder.  Do you still see him? I just found some skittles on the ground Ha ha possibly Oh, I'm glad you told her and oh that okay, so it was good And yes extremely long celebrating one year today without him or seeing him So hopefully I'm drunk by the end Hey, how and then I didn't reply for a few days. Hope you had a good weekend. Hope things are okay Hopefully talk soon and then today. Hey, baby.   Is that so much to ask for? Oh, hey, sorry later reply. I've been helping a friend. And what do you mean a slobby flab? Why whinge about having a shower? Don't you shower? Ha ha. Oh, I'm nothing special.   She pulls it to scare him I should chase it in my hand Oh very good That was well, look, there's a girl that you get to text out. So that's progression And she's got the same sense of humor. I'm gonna send you the number She's open to threesomes with your crispy uncle What it is time for the cues and the Oh, no, we're not doing the play the song man And this is where we answer your questions that you've commented on the money For the actual youtube channel and we answer the most liked questions first Can I just take this opportunity to please ask you to like comment subscribe And also give us a five star review on spotify. It really helps us really helps us a lot on spotify yet We're still 2.2.  So please Please just like comment and subscribe. It's all that we ask for and also also Help us out the five star review and spotify.  Top question went to matt browns at dirty moot. Ha. Whoa. What a name. Yeah Oh, I think it's a picture of me Anyway, um, okay, um People have asked this before but it could have changed over time.   He almost just lost a 7k. It was in an adrenaline rush. They're gonna give me that Anyway, it's like it's fun sticking. It's up there near house deposit.  I need I don't have I've got Yeah, look, we did agree a long time ago that We have no where she's spending large amounts of money on videos and um, I suck true to that Yeah, um, so yeah, that was by far the most expensive and should we just tell him how much and I think it's a bigger deal I don't remember. I don't even I was 25 thousand dollars 25 grand for that and um, I regret Because you can choose billboards. I like it. No the late at night like 11 Yeah, yeah, the thing I regret the most is letting the guy talk into his like this old tv guy He's like, no, no trust me You're money better spend if you like play it on the in between nine after 9 p.m So not prime time and on like the secondary channels like seven maintenance shit and like at the time I was like, there's no way this is true and I argued against him for ages But he finally convinced me he said mate.  No one saw it and tv ads.  Yeah that tv show like that with blue healers That's so true, man. That was a good show next question is from tim mostray Did you like water rats dude? I loved it my parents put it on for me to that show mom always loved it It's search and rescue and they went down rocks. Sorry. I remember it rats. I remember like the You remember water rats. It's like water police Anyway, they were after me for a while. Sorry Tim mostray, uh, it's um Question of the park. It's great to see the assistant brown more often on the science experience and prank videos Matt if you could leave the concrete tower for good and go full time Um as their lab assistant or coos would you ever do it? I don't know depends where I fit in Imagine if Matt was just like had the best twitch set up and he just became like a full gamer And then was just podcast and gamer that would be your dream And you had to spray paint your body gold every you were the golden twitch You were the golden twitch the golden goose No, the golden twitch as opposed to the golden snitch and you dressed up as the snitch from harry potter Okay, would you do that? Maybe and you have to learn how to speak other languages. Is this so I leave the concrete tower? That's what I don't have to do. Well, you could do that and the podcast man I'd love to be like a golden snitch.   Um Um, next question is from uh, kaleb henry um Can you boys ever do a podcast while on mushrooms or acid?   I just couldn't sit in the room Would you do salvia or like dmt? I think I'm more likely to do that. I think I think I want to get I'd need a few beers before doing dmt It really scares me. Oh, dude. You're not meant to do beers But I remember when the when we did it the first time that it's what it's literally the only reason I even attempted it was because I was a bit drunk Yeah, we I wouldn't I don't think I could say yes to doing it unless I had some liquid courage in me guts Man, that's the wrong way to go about it. But yeah, I can see what you say fine. Fuck. I'll do it then We said 10,000 likes, but yeah, I don't know 10,000 likes we'll do dmt live on the podcast Will I get a heart attack or some shit?  You won't be the same forever No Next question is from Jirex Jirex. Um When are you guys going to invite it when you guys invite a guest on for an episode? Are you able to tell us who you'll have on so you can have questions before? Um No, we struggle with that. We can't do that because we're always a week ahead in our podcast. So Yeah, it's it's a little hard because if we put out that a guest is coming on and we promise And then it has to get rescheduled or we're back out. It's going to be all over the place. It's falsify So, um, yeah, but let's get some fans on tonight Yeah, well, we are actually thinking about doing something soon. Come on in boys Oh, it's a poor joke I didn't believe you from the beginning I thought we were doing really well. We committed.  I was like, this is too much commitment How did you know we were lying? I know I saw James leave And I've got an eyesight to the always have an eyesight to the door I know so I know what's coming. Anyway, there is no fans coming on today, but um, there will be all right But Okay, will there be a all right. Oh actually because then we also have to give our address to people That's always a bit. We are going to have Pradeon soon, but it'll be over the phone. He's a he's a fan Oh, we'll have to go to a neutral location and and do the fans there Do them have them Next question is from Addison Leet Um, instead of uh, moogoo, are we able to get Michael to uh, watch and review the state of origin? Oh, that would be nice Oh, man, they're like watching state of origin last time. Did you got cranky? Cranky and put hole in tv Yeah, I guess I was a little out of line. Isn't that disrespectful matt? I would have been highly upset to break someone's tv like that. Yeah, you just pay for it after You've broken a lot of my things here. You've never paid for them Like what? He's a hyman my chairs He's hymen sometimes when I'm using a spoon. I just throw it like in the garden all my cutlery and Plates from my last place Sometimes Couldn't be fucked. He'll just throw his cutlery in the gardens or something. Yeah, it's a medal. It's like a rock Belongs back. It's like a feature. Yeah, but we bought more spoons the other day. We bought heaps of things Just the other day. We've been here a long time now.  Oh, yeah, dude, it's just a fork. You're in the wrong Well spoon. They're the same thing pretty much It's heaps of them We're gonna have a chat after this Um next question from dylan b. Um, how do you still have feelings for cows?  Do you remember that man?  Yeah Yeah, I guess so you have more time in your day now You're not really a That's why I'm just don't have any time anymore Next question is from your boy shotguns Your boy's shotgun your boy's hot guns or your boy's shotguns. Maybe both. So What is the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?  I don't know Austin shat on the bonnet of a car here. Oh, yeah um strange The some kind went missing here Strange, baby. He wasn't really a guest here though.     They're like friends of ours. Yeah, they're friends. I mean, but was anyone like just a bit? Oh, that's not right. I've been doing it parties like when I have parties in my house I think it might have shocked some some people that night because they weren't like close close friends, but normally it was just like friends from school I remember we did Greg's mate. He goes.  He's like 40. So we're in his touch footy team And we're like we're like teenagers at the time And then we go and having celebrations after our like touch football season Drinks at mind and he came over and like witnessed it and he He sort of was like fine with it, but he is a cool guy. Yeah Anyway, long story short.  I don't know. Jackson's done some pretty weird naked shit Yeah, I don't know if it's the I don't know if it's the weirdest thing I've seen but it's Yeah, I don't know I've done more weird things to guests Yeah, I've done weird things to pal like I had Connor in my room in front of everyone and not one person Stepped in to help and I just had him for like a good 15 minutes. Jesus. Oh my bad. Yeah, everyone was drinking having a good time I just started. Oh, you were holding him down. I remember it. I dragged him and just put my weight on him and just started Was he trying to leave? He was a bit upset. Yeah And he said let me go and I said no and I just kept going and going and going And a little Michael a little Michael was just like so happy to see that And yeah, everyone no one did anything to help Is this real kidding? I confirm this. I have a vision of walking.  Yeah, stop It was like 15 minutes. Elias was like, this is so good. He just said just calmly said how happy he was and Yeah, Elias these best friend didn't even help him Yeah, it's crazy. That's special. That's like a fun moment on a buck. I feel like someone else got in there with me I don't know So that feels full. I think that inspired me to throw everything out of your wardrobe onto you guys Yeah, that's when everyone suddenly it was the chaos. That's all right. Yeah, that's all right. I should have done that That's okay. I emptied my wardrobe onto the ground If um It's all right, you know, they throw my I think I did it on you in your bed while it was happening Oh, that's fine. It was in defense. It's totally fine then stop Stop the uh, they throw my wardrobe.  They I've pissed your bed a few times. They they attack my laundry when it's drying No, that was that was jay. We put everything back where it was. You're responsible. You're his your employee Yeah, well, I wasn't I I Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Well, you did put it back perfectly. Yeah, it did work. Exactly Oh, I think we broke the clothes also it only works one side Again, um, sorry. Sorry. Um, but yeah, I don't know weird things It's I've just done more weird things to guests. Yeah told the story about that kid in primary school I used to pretend to give him apple juice. Oh man That was just that's like that's bad karma coming your way, but very what'd you piss? No, no, no So there's this kid in primary school.  He would be knocking on the windows at 7am Mom like hated it as well. Yeah, I can see your mom being annoyed.   It's already been like eight.   Here's your apple juice And then he'd he'd take it he gets so confused But would be too polite to say anything and then he'd sort of just take the apple hand drink the water and then eat the apple Oh man, that happened multiple times and once I did it. I did it with a carrot I was like, oh, what about like carrot juice? It was like, yeah, Carlos some car juice And then I come out just water with the carrot sitting in it and hand it to him again Oh my god And then it led to bikes on train tracks Yeah, oh, yeah, that's that's probably some bad karma coming that way But it was a shit bike though to be fair somebody clip He convinced the kid to put his bike on the train tracks I've never seen a train go past this place I don't know this kid was just very It was just very I don't even know if I should tell this story.  I think we have told this before in past But yeah, I don't feel good about this short. I don't feel good about this. All right. This is not destroyed He never had his bike again. I don't know probably.   All right. It's a funny story now So I just convinced this kid. I just convinced him. I was like walking home with another mate and we're like, um Oh, dude, it would be this is the same kid before I explain this story where He would draw dicks in class all over his paper And he'd show me and I would laugh and laugh and then I'd be like, dude, you know who would find this hilarious The teacher the teacher would think this is hilarious And then he's like no way. No, he's like, no, no, and then I eventually convinced him I was like, I swear to you this is really good. It's actually really good drawing.  Oh my god. That's like the super bad story. It's crazy Oh, and then he had to go to the principal's office Anyway, I convinced him to leave his bike track on a train track And um, yeah, it was it was it was gone. He never saw that bike again. Yeah Oh, man, I remember you told me that nice guy. I just could not believe that was a real story That last story is very mean and I feel bad about it.  Yeah Oh god Um, yeah, we've all done something mean when we and we did that so you guys now know not to do that Yeah, I think just know if you think about doing that, you will regret it later. So don't do it. Yeah So, sorry, Steven. Yeah That's his name, Steven Is that in to umba?  Okay, I've said a lot of comments about this.  I was too high. I literally didn't even realize we're all a bit out of that And um, yeah, I I left out melbourne. So good pick up everyone. You snuck one by and one I I didn't win that one. Anyway, so oh really? Yeah, you're the right place to go Really? Fuck. I thought you won it. No, you won the jarrison Next question from mikey bitna bitna bitna. Um, are you boys ever going to revisit the basketball explosion experiment? Yeah, one day. Oh, it's a bit scary that one. Hey I think because like it's sort of like the potato cannon the spud gun if you do it too close You can feel the shock wave that I swear does damage to the insides But like imagine if it went off in your hand. I know that's what I mean.  So you know, it just went off randomly on the last time Yeah, we pump it up and bounce it from different distances away until like we start throwing it at each other Oh That is not a bad video.  It goes through and blows up on your face No Or you just become steven.  Oh, this name is extremely hard. It's an extremely hard name To say I'm gonna give it a crack though depending where he's from. I'm gonna go yon's sugar My apologies.   I doubt that Pikachu level. I'll accept that So Oh I'm also going to reword the question because it's a cool question, but he's worded funny, but I will reword it Sure. It's a he quickly could be ago Um, don't assume genders, mate uh When aliens is finally revealed to the public and everyone's finally knows how will it change the world in your in your Yeah, who knows once aliens are fully out there in the world for everyone to see and they're migrating to earth How will it could unify everyone or it could divide everyone?  Mark will be very negative in his answer, but um So Michael thinks just in question world control in a way though I'd be like for me personally it'd be so it's gonna be it'd be so cool I'd play pool with somebody and I've been playing pool with an alien and I think it'd be cool if they bring cool things And I think if a civilization is that advanced they must have at some stage Reached enlightenment and realized no fighting or war or anything can exist for there to be A living civilization.   Yes, would you use? Yeah So close to sleeping long break.  They will be back next week. I promise You'll be little promise. Okay.  Thank you very much All right, we're gonna just got sent some pubic hair out of this letter. I'm gonna add it to the box This looks hard dude. Look at matt looking at the box There could be an animal in there. Don't you know I like it It's hot. Whoa. What is it hair? Yeah a lot. All right. We're getting sent some hair It's getting everywhere. Keep it coming guys. Keep the hair coming. Here you go Oh Shit, that's a lot. Keep you take it out. You're so Oh for fuck's sake It's getting everywhere already There's heaps now. Yeah, it's growing rapidly Oh All right, thank you so much everyone sending the hair keep the hair coming now We've got a massive matt's gonna be doing something with his hair the season finale. So please keep the hair coming Oh, that's a lot of hair dude Did you touch a lot of it? How much how much to put some of that in your mouth? Wow, the hair jar is really starting to fill up now, isn't it?  Let's have a look at that big old box What do you got? It's treats. Careful. It's treats Oh, no, it's not a container with inner container. That's not good. I'm not doing the rest there Looks like animal Oh, no, it came from like a cage Yeah, it kind of looks like an animal cage in a box to be honest.  It's some kind of bucket We got sent a bucket. It's matt's new chair Ah, it's matt's new chair Oh, wow Oh, what what's in the bucket?  All right.  So I'm just gonna pull it out Bit by bit. There's gonna put that over there a zigzag hemp cones. Guess I look Oh, wow some pre-roll.  Thank you so much There's a letter on this one. I don't know what that is Edibles? There's a few letters here actually Edibles Hello boys If you're reading this letter, you are still alive. Good. This means you can utilize the new year you'll receive in this package Use the contents wisely for your safety Is at risk. I am deploying defensive and offensive weaponry to use at will I've provided you with photos of usage and keeps sake I think he says that to keep you. I don't know what that word is Thorough through if you put on sorry to keep you pushing through Love bret Pierce this message will self-destruct in three two one and my wife said I couldn't handle the toys. Oh, wow A family Family invented this in the 1990s and where and where's worldwide? Oh my god There's pictures on each thing of him using this they're bringing it back out this key I wanted y'all to have the first of the production. What is it? Spin and pop no way. This has been opened. Hasn't it? Yeah, I think this has been used I kind of want to eat this look.  What's this? Okay What's that?   I feel like these have all been used though Oh, well, yeah, this one's open No, these look like they haven't been used Well, there you go. This looks like um, uh Face masks and We'll do be these out at the end Man, is there any candy apart from this one? I'm looking. I don't know what this is.   Oh, there's something in the bottom. It looks like candy Yes, please be candy Oh, he says it's for bozzly Bar bar biscuits. Is it safe for dogs or? Yeah, but does it say it's for dogs? I don't know Oh, yeah All right Thank you so much for all of that.    That's there's not do you reckon this is Yeah, it's not on smell it Just risk it Press the button spin it Oh my god, there's another photo here.  You're lying. Oh, wow, that would have been so good Oh, thank you very much for that. That's been absolutely out rain. Thank you, dude Your time is there for us to waste picking up your phone was your first mistake. Ha ha ha It's prank call time Excuse me. I just called the stern has someone Hang up on me darling. I'm just after to speak to someone about an issue of hat Yep Was that yours just talking to your darling? Uh, I'm not too sure. Um, I picked up the phone, but there was no one on the other side. Okay, sorry darling Sorry, that's my mistake. Okay All right, what was the issue having a slight I've come in Yesterday evening to pick up a couple of bottles of shiraz for the girls And I've bought one of your bottles was delicious. Okay. I've had it many times And it was delicious but The second bottle I purchased It was a st. Hallett. You know the St. Hallett bottle you have A st. Hallett. Yeah, correct correct And that was in the shiraz Yeah faith shiraz bottle. I'm looking at it right right now darling. Okay Yeah, so we do have a couple bottles of that left. Yes, I'm saying darling. I bought one of those bottles last night and One and two glasses later. I realized the the bottle Has gone rancid darling Okay, the bottle is rancid And the wine is very vinegary Okay. Yeah. I mean if you wanted to bring that bottle in we can give you a I do one Yes, darling. Well, that's what I was going to suggest before you cut me out. Okay. Yeah, I'm bringing Bringing this bottle back. Okay, and I demand to have another bottle Okay, because that's Not acceptable. I just trying to have a good night with the girls Yeah Okay, so I'll bring empty bottle back And just typically I will be re-saving a full replacement Well, that's all right all four I will be re-saving.  Absolutely Even if the bottle is empty If it's empty Um It might be better if you come in tomorrow with my manager I'm not sure if we're able to do that. I'm the only person here I'm entertaining people this evening darling. Okay, not tomorrow So I'm gonna need a new bottle today. Okay.  I was the only one drinking that bottle darling Some it's one of the girls had to glass with me and she said Exactly the same thing as I'm saying. Okay vinegar vinegar vinegar, okay. I know My rights as the consumer Okay, and you must reimburse me the full price Sure, man. Yeah, if you want to come in I can replace it. Excuse me. I am not mad. My name is ronda Thompson darling, and I'll be coming in and you will have some Respect for your customer. Thank you or you'll be hearing from my lawyer. Okay. Okay. I'm not very sorry about that Studying to do lawyer and he wants to be hearing Ted that much right now Now Now I'll see you shortly drunk, but just remember the same hell Right. Yeah, right.  Yes. Now. Now. Okay. I'm coming in now Okay, okay darling. Don't you send now when I'll get there.  You do your job. Okay, and I'll do mine Yep Okay, so I'll see you shortly. I'm just writing in front of okay But sorry, what was that? I'll see you shortly. I'll see you shortly Darling, I'm just waiting for an uber Okay, but I'm coming right now Yeah, okay right now. See you shortly darling Let's see. It's shortly darling darling Oh I wonder if that would work. See imagine if we had two days on the podcast. I could get dressed as ronda right now Now Holy shit, thank you Thank you for that. All right everyone. Hey. Hey, all right everyone Give us a five star review on spotify if you would please and don't forget to like comment and subscribe We're on our road to 40,000 subscribers on youtube That's crazy, man Whoa, we're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best We're the best. We're the best


So we're now going to do member statements The member for Humber River Black Creek Thank You mr. Speaker My riding Humber River Black Creek is home to people of diverse cultures languages Fates, but we all share something in common. We are getting ripped off on our auto insurance rates This is because the auto insurance industry is allowed to classify you as high risk just for where you live Ontario's NDP raised this important issue back in 2012 Showing postal codes within places like Humber River Black Creek Brampton Scarborough and others paid more than double the rates of many other postal codes even within Toronto mr. Speaker I've done research on this postal code prejudice and found that my community had neither the highest Local accident rates nor highest rates of vehicular crime and yet our rates are sky-high I've held packed town hall meetings on the matter written articles about it And spoken about a door-to-door hired stories from many people whose auto insurance premiums were higher than the value of their car and Many who needed a vehicle, but couldn't afford one because of the high rates People with clean driving records the previous government promised relief on auto insurance rates But in the end the only relief we got from them happened on the night of June 7th Ontarians as a whole Pay the highest auto insurance rates in the country yet. We have the lowest claims per capita We need real action and I look forward to working with my colleagues to improve auto insurance here in our province. Thank you member statements the member for Scarborough agent court Mr. Speaker Over the weekend. I had the pleasure of attending the sherry Varacity then I agar Hindu temples annual chariot festival and bring greetings from Premier Doug Ford This is an annual event that normally takes place on the fourth weekend of July the Hindu deity known as Lord Ganesh the elephant figure God is brought out of the temple to destroy bad demons and Villains in the community mr. Speaker Drawing over more than 13,000 people annually The event is truly a reminder of the diversity and the rich Cultural mosaic of a Scarborough agent court. It is organized It is organizations and events like this one that make our city and promise not only culturally and ethnically rich But also a place where everyone can find home and community. I Am sure that under the leadership of Premier Doug Ford and our progressive conservative government community organizations and Houses of worship like Shreve Barra sit in Vinayagar Hindu temple will continue to flourish and grow Particularly as we open Ontario for business and ensure that everyone is able to find work and raise family I look forward to attending many more of these events in my riding and meet community members with Culturally and ethnically diverse background. Thank you very much Thank you very much member statements the member for Brampton East. Thank you, mr. Speaker Ontario is a beautiful and diverse province our cultural diversity is an asset It allows us to experience different cultures ideas concepts and perspectives right here in Ontario Our differences do not divide us. They strengthen us But mr. Speaker I rise today to address a very concerning pattern we've seen over the past few weeks in London a young man was threatened with its citizens arrest for being alleged illegal in Toronto a Muslim family was physically attacked and the victim to racist insults in Hamilton a couple faced racist insults and had their very lives of their innocent children threatened with death These are just some of the rising acts of hate and Islamophobia that have become far too common mr. Speaker I Rise today to speak out against this hate to say that acts of racism that target people's ethnicity Culture religion or otherwise have no place in this province and further to say that to truly combat racism We must do more than only denounce hate. We must empower communities who are victims of hate What's work for the creation of a society that understands that in order to make diverse communities feel welcome They must be given access to both resources and justice We must fight Islamophobia and racism by looking at the root causes that give rise to an environment to allow this hate to exist Thank You mr. Speaker. Thank you member statements the member for mississauga streetsville Thank You mr. Speaker Nothing is more devastating than being told you have a horrific disease Today I rise in this chamber to talk about a beautiful young woman who was diagnosed with cancer She fought hard and overcame her illness But not only did she face her cancer with a positive attitude as soon as she became cancer free She wanted to give back she immediately began a fundraising campaign to raise money for the Trillium Health Partners Foundation And go towards the cancer care center at the credit valley hospital in mississauga This past weekend alongside the esteemed member from willow dable willow dale my staff campaign volunteers And I joined over 120 other wonderful friends and families to attend a fundraiser She arranged to honor being cancer-free for over five years Over these five years. She has managed to raise over $28,000 and every penny raised at the fundraiser was donated to the foundation Mr. Speaker the first time I saw her she was on the billboard located outside the credit valley hospital Where her father pointed it out to me?  On her behalf I would like to thank the wonderful frontline doctors and nurses who provided her with the best possible treatment and cared for her throughout Please join me in welcoming Nicola Rose and her family Pete Carmen and Stephanie Rose to the legislature today and thank her for her great work She is doing in bringing about awareness and her phenomenal fundraising efforts for our local hospital in mississauga Thank you Member statements the member for Davenport Thank You mr. Speaker the people of Davenport and across Toronto have been shaking their heads over the last few weeks People can't afford the sky-high rent in this city schools are literally crumbling and one in four children are living in poverty and yet This government has chosen its urgent priorities and none of those priorities speaks to the issues that my constituents have raised again and again Instead the premier and his government seem obsessed with settling scores and undermining local democracy Yesterday I was joined here at the legislature by the Davenport Perth area bread and bricks a community group that takes action on issues That their members face issues like poverty social and economic injustice They came to Queens Park to ask me to fight back against any attempts by this government to regressively roll back promised ODSP and social assistance rate increases and I want you to know that I they can count on me to do that They also told me they already don't get calls back from their city councillor and yes That's one of the premier's so-called allies and they asked me to stand up against the attack on Toronto's local democracy Because less council seats will mean worse service worse support The truth is the only people who will benefit are the developers who don't want to have to build Affordable housing units or pay one red cent to help maintain or repair our schools I want to assure my constituents that I will work with our leader and caucus to use every tool We have every ounce of energy to fight this government and to bring democracy back to Ontario Member statements the member for Orléans This past weekend I was very proud to attend two great events in our community of Orléans It's always with a lot of pleasure to meet people of our community during activities The joint council between the my federal counterpart MP Andrew Leslie and myself had their end of the year community fundraising event I took part very proud to a barbecue by the youth council with my the federal MP Benefits will be given to a women Shelter in Ottawa a ways to thank you for this initiative and the work they've done every day And we were joined by local representative and organization fire and police services and brought together community member for a very very good cause I was also honored to attend the first ever art exhibition hosted by the Ottawa Kurdish Cultural Forum they brought together eight Talented artists from around the world two of which we're from actually our writing of Orléans in an inspiring showcase of rich culture and Diversity I want to thank them for promoting their culture through their paintings. Merci. Monsieur le Président Thank you, mr. Speaker Member statements the member for Markham Stoepville Wonderful to rise today to recognize a wonderful community festival that took place in my writing this week and is the Greek community of Markham Got together in its 29th annual Greek festival bringing together thousands of people to celebrate everything that the Greek community in Markham has to offer I wanted to thank the president of the community John see us for for hosting myself the member for Aurora Oak bridges As well as the member for Scarborough agent court and a number of other caucus members who were there mr. Speaker we were there in part to show our solidarity for what had been a very troubled or difficult summer Not only the fires in Greece But as all members will know that one of the victims of the horrible tragedy on the Danforth Was a member of this community and of this church in particular that hosts this event His eminence the Archbishop Saterios the Greek Metropolitan brought a message of healing and remembrance and As I said, we took the time to remember but we also took the time to celebrate Everything that is great about the community mr. Speaker and I hope that all members might consider coming out to Markham next year As we celebrate this community once again and celebrate the 30th Festival I know that you all have a great time and and again, mr. Speaker Thank you for the opportunity to speak and thank you to all members and encourage you all to visit the community next Thank you member statements member for Toronto Danforth Thank you speaker speaker on Sunday evening July 22nd a man shot 15 people on the Danforth in my riding Two of those people have died Subsequently it turned out the man suffered from severe mental illness The Ford government is cutting the funding for mental health supports in this province and potentially putting more people at risk The premier is expressed as sympathy for the people who are killed Injured or affected by the shootings, but it's not only rolling back funding for mental health already set out During the budget process in the spring but saying part of the funds his platform allocated for mental illness will be Reallocated to policing This and other tragic events show the funding is needed to protect those who may harm themselves and others The premier should change direction and provide the funds Premier many people in my riding ask why you're spending time on changing Toronto City Council when dealing with the recent shootings on the Danforth should be a higher priority for your government Ontario needs your government to focus on public safety and mental health rather than focusing on city governance My constituents ask you to stop cuts to mental health funding Get guns off the streets and take further straps to address the roots of violence. Thank you member statements the member for Kitchener Conestoga Today to speak about Wilmot townships Upcoming Bade and Corn Festival taking place August 11th and the valuable role that it plays in highlighting Agricultural roots in my riding and also the province The agri-food industry is a driving force of Ontario's economy For example based on the most recent numbers provided by Stats Canada Ontario's home to nearly 50,000 farms and 70,000 farm operators without a doubt a vibrant agri-food industry is vital to the success of Ontario's economy and the economy of Waterloo Region in Celebration of the rich history of the agri-food industry in Wilmot township The Bade and Corn Festival showcases local food producers and restaurants while providing an afternoon of fun for the whole family I Would like to thank all the community Organizers and local businesses who have come together to make sure that this annual tradition continues to be a great success Firstly, I would like to thank the Bade and Community Association for all their hard work in planning this event You are providing your community a great service Secondly, I would like to thank all of the local businesses who have stepped forward to sponsor this event for their generosity and leadership Finally, thank you to all the local vendors who are participating in the Bade and Corn Festival this year and Showcasing the great food that the Bade and area and Wilmot township has to offer Mr. Speaker our economy cannot grow and thrive without hard-working men and women in the agri-food industry Therefore, I will always wholeheartedly support community events such as the Bade and Corn Festival That look to showcase the great contribution that agri-food companies have made and continue to make to Ontario's economy Number statements the member from Mississauga you're in mills I'm honored to welcome. Mr. Edward Sharma in Queens Bark Mr. Sharma just got appointed as director of social for the UTM conservative youth association my Congratulation, mr. Edward is in his second year international affairs and was my volunteers team leader and was a critical part of my win Thank you very much Mr. Speaker, I rise today to speak about a terrible tragedy that has affected number of my connoisseurs and Concerned community member across the province and Ontario And Canada on Tuesday, July 25th Debraved ISIS murderers must create more than 200 innocent Syrian Druze civilians in the government-healed city of swida in south-western, Syria women children and elderly I stood shoulder to shoulder with the morning community members at the visual on Sunday evening in front of the old city hall We know all too well the toll that ISIS Severed tree and the Syrian civil war had had on the innocent coat in the crossfire The province of Ontario currently provide a refugee for many of them as well as people from other crisis zones around the world Since January 2016 alone, we have received over 36,000 refugees. This is why I'm encouraged by minister my McLeod My cloud principle stand an MPP feed motion buzzed in this house last week calling on the federal government to be it's Thank you very much