Hey there site 42 staff Dr. Theron Sherman here welcome to another episode of Dr. Sherman's office hours We are here in the liminal space between Christmas Eve or Christmas day I should say and New Year's Eve the space where we are in the winter and nothing is happening And so I hope you have a nice cup of holiday cheer on hand As we enjoy this small time not together ask away your SCP-related questions as you may I'll answer the best of my ability There's YouTube letting the chat open up. Hello, everybody. Very good to see you all Clownie flop a yet to veer SJ Elizabeth Count cheese. Those are two separate people count and cheese. They're not it's not count cheese Uh Vida I brought a kewadi ace all of you. Welcome to the site 42 Liminal office hours Jack Lupin good to see in the chat. Thank you as always for being a site 42 channel member Brett asks what Dr. Sherman's favorite SCP is well that you're gonna have to wait till the end of stream because I always end the stream By listing off my favorite SCPs Whoa, are you wearing a rainbow? Yes Happy to notice. This is a new lab coat. I have yet to get it fitted on the sides I gotta go get it tailored a little bit and I've got a pop on a new SCP logo I gotta decide if I want a white or a black one because this is very colorful. So either one could work I think I think I might go with a white one but Yes, my mother got me a tie-dyed lab coat the only reason she got me this lab coat is Because she couldn't find one that was literally a Hawaiian shirt print So if we can find a Hawaiian shirt print lab coat, that's next in line But this one is going in the rotation for sure good stuff Matthew Parker. Thank you for becoming a level one member of the site 42 staff You're entitled to use all the site 42 emojis now And the more members we get the more I'll be able to add with our fellow community artist teeth who is making them all Amber, thank you. My mother does have good taste on lab coats And who is the best SCP? Well waffle onus. Thank you for your don't know make sure to pick yourself up some waffles on your way past the site 42 commissary The best SCP are my favorite SCPs That's what I think And so once again once we get to the end of the stream, then I'll list my favorite SCPs Destroyer DJ. How do you feel about the O5s? Are you one of them? Well, there is no canon. So depending on what university or in Dr. Sherman could be an overseer one day In episodes where I play an overseer, I assume that Dr. Sherman is O513 just because that's my lucky number Besides 42 obviously I'm noticing chat that we have 172 concurrent viewers and only 38 likes Let's get those likes to surpass or at least match those viewers. I believe in you say 42 staff Jack Lupin, what do you think of lethal company you ask? So I have not played it yet. I've not even watched a video on it yet But it is something I need to check out because it is all the rage right now As you can see I work off a laptop and so we are in the new year. Hopefully going to work up to a uh Gaming rig that we can stream with because it'd be very fun to do some gaming streams with you guys do some Lethal company as well because it's scp adjacent from what I hear Waffle onus, what is on your computer you ask? Thank you for your second don't know and that would be a youtube video that is titled Surviving the plague scp lo-fi beats to chill and relax to And so this is one of the very few scp lo-fi videos on youtube. So if you need some spooky lo-fi vibes Joseph Ford, I feel nausea That's very unfortunate. You should get down to the medical wing and see if they got something for that Boss card zero zero three. Thank you for your don't know make sure to grab yourself A piece of cherry pie on your way past the commissary You had a chance to be any scp. What one would you be? So if I had to be the scp Hmm What am I feeling today? If I had to be the scp today Then I think I would want to be Scp zero zero eight dash j jeff because jeff always escapes The situations that he's in no matter what And so I would like to make to know that I will always be comically safe by accidentally in my way out of all danger Matthew Parker who just recently became a member. So thank you again. Is monster a scp or not? I don't know. Also. I'm pretty sure there's an scp on my back porch Is monster something specific or you just do just mean monsters in general I'm a little vague on what that means there Because uh now most things if we call them a monster they are usually anomalous So they could be classified as scps, but that's uh that's up in the air Well, I go back through the chat here Site 42 staff you're at 116 likes to 178 viewers You are halfway to your goal of overtaking the viewer count with likes. So make sure you hit that like button staff I believe in you Andy my tree screamed Well, first of all, thank you for your don't know make sure you grab yourself some christmas tree-shaped cookies on your way past the commissary And okay, so here's the deal. Here's what a lot of people miss about scp 4521 why we want that tree to scream it's because Scientifically speaking we know that trees scream We know that all trees are screaming at a frequency that human ears can't hear that is a scientifically proven fact In real world, it's not anomalous in any sense of the word You can hurt trees and you can make them scream So why won't 4521 scream? All the other trees scream this one doesn't Why That's what I want to know Sydney swerve good to see you in the chat today Thank you for your five dollar don't know make sure to grab yourself some chips and salsa at the commissary on your way by So remember that drug test for 999 you denied my drug stash is missing and now I'm missing and now I have 999's bag of candy on my desk Please don't demote me to D class What was in that bag, Sydney? What was in the bag? What kind of droogs did you give the baby? What kind of danger are we all in?  What's in the bag? What's in the bag? What did the baby eat? Are we all dead? doomed demised Fun time the pirate. Thank you for being a member of the site 42 staff Reggie gave scp 999 100 liters of soda and now he has a shotgun Help all right. So first question. Who has the shotgun? Reggie or an overcap from 8999 Mixed with cocaína steroids and performance hand-to-hand sirs Sydney You know those don't mix well with 100 liters of soda Which also 999 was not supposed to have fun time the pirate So I'm going to go and uh Give me a minute.  Here's my key Head on down could quietly now Don't don't raise the alarm we can we can mostly contain this but I need you to be ready Hey Hey Crying is not foundation agent behavior You know what we were getting into when you took this job I don't care if the dental plan is good You scurry on down there now. Hi. I'm back. Everything's fine. Don't worry Andre good to see you in the chat and thank you for that little coin emoji Nobody saw that it's completely redacted and expunged from the records and no one saw that Where was I? All right. I saw Jack Lupin wanted to know if there's a shotgun scp I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun feeling like a someone Okay, we have By doing a quick search scp 1270 has a shotgun But it is not the anomaly the anomaly is the person not the shotgun Otherwise, I just keep seeing people complaining about Uh the shotgun in scp secret lab So I guess That is the only shotgun in an scp article But there you go. There's some new knowledge for you right there I meant scrolling down Matthew Parker, have you tested the tree to see if it's deaf? I mean It's not talking to us and it's not screaming So we can't really tell if it can hear us But I assume it can hear it. Otherwise all of the uh Tree related slurs I've been yelling at it are not getting through it. I just can't believe that Amber anomalous fluid You know it tis the holiday season destroyer dj Nothing was dropped or thrown Or anything of the sort Otherwise, I'm gonna need to send you for some amnestics because obviously something's uh, whoo-hoo up there How do you feel about the thirst traps for scp 049 slash the plague doctor? It's just doing them to annoy me I mean Let alone You murder my best friend and then you Gender swap and put on crazy clothes and do freaking dances that have loud music and it Interrupt my research It's very rude And a fact that people on security staff keep letting it get the gender switching stone every time infuriating I am surrounded by incompetence Yes, I'm talking about you steve Cy42 staff you are within 15 likes of overtaking the view count with the like count So hit that like button. Let's crush that number Good luck to you Thank you, matthew parker for the additional one dollar don't know make sure to get yourself a fresh crawler as you pass by the commissary later Grimace filming is my first live stream. I'm so excited. Well welcome to that but 049 is chasing me Oh That's not a good thing wait scp 049 is in containment. It's in its box. It's not out What are you being chased by? I think that's even scarier Oh Hello the fbi The unusual incidents unit is in the chat again I'm doing just fine.   We saw this coming again That's not not this time It was very funny the first time but not again scp 049 Sherman. I got the gender switching stone again. Damn it Steve steve.   Who been going worse? Now there's more of them to contain What that that's never happened before and now they're all over the gosh darn place It's easy and hard enough. We were just trying to get one of them when they have infinite paradox powers Getting out of the Pandorica was BS. I I promise you that it's The pata physics level above us The writers of our universe are messing with me specifically I know it Black and blue asks is there a flower scp Let's have a look shotgun scp search into flower scp so One two three four Five six seven All right, so anomalous scp's that relate to flowers item scp 4195 Is a designation given to a variety of flora from a garden located outside of a home in Jacksonville, Illinois All instances of scp 4195 manifests as random species of traditional gardening flowers so all of the uh Flowers have meanings And it's so it's not the flowers themselves. It's the flowers spawning that place is anomalous By the way chat you've done a great job. We are now likes higher than viewers So you know what to do keep pushing that like count higher Some more viewers come in and that's how we build the site 42 scp staff You're doing great Make sure to all get yourself around when you go by the commissary after hours tonight Drinks are on dr. Sherman because you did it very well scp 3 219 flowers of Solomon Anomalous strain of flower specimens of 32 91 do not bear fruit while in his dormant phase However, they do bear flowers if a flower is used in the construction of a wedding bouquet the wedding event will trigger a 32 91-a x scenario Starts as a wedding bouquet additional flowers bloom Uh There will be a the whoever's doing the wedding will switch into saying verses from the bible in hebrew Uh, she will be attacked by the bridesmaids and stripped of her wedding dress gather Mech spectators will begin constructing makeshift crucifixes uh Boa The groom will then disembowel all spectator.  So if you put 32 91 in your wedding bouquet everyone dies uh That's just golly gee great So yes, there's uh, there's an anomalous flower for you. Oh boy Lily's proposal of course my favorite scp 001 the world's gone beautiful is Not a flower itself, but it's the day of flowers so to speak So I guess that counts Um That is not a flower This is not on the actual scp website scp 59 22 is tom purser a 33 year old human male Whenever scp 59 22 experiences a dream a flower will sprout from its chest Varying in lengthened species severing the stem of the plant has no effect on the disconnected section But will result in the remainder receding into the body and It has observation logs and so that's a bunch but You can go check out 59 22 for more flower scps and then scp 6 21 the hypno bulbs Personnel are advised not to look at scp 6 21 through sunglasses, which has recently been shown to increase 6 2 1's mental effects only unfiltered lab goggles may be worn around scp 6 21 It should be of additional note that unfiltered lab goggles lab glass or other transparent obstructions will not shield 6 2 1's effects Any instances of 6 2 1 found in the wild are to be exterminated immediately Any instances of 6 2 1 found in public are to be confiscated and whoever In possession at the time taken in for questioning civilians actively watering 6 2 1 in the wild are to be detained Uh, it's a series of highly invasive flowering plants Uh hypnotizing effect on humans Varying effects on other animals Uh So yes, it's a hypnotizing flower. Don't be hypnotized by the flower. It's a bad idea Are Gundams considered scps? So honestly in that universe, they are just weapons of war unless they have some kind of anomalous property Gundams are completely normal in that universe to my recollection I don't know if there's anything magic about them. So Uh, no Gundams would not be considered scps Happy liminal week next up prepper chris Dr. Sherman house doctor whatever doing and is there any way to get site location for scp 3008? so We ignore that doctor because he's a douche and we do not associate anymore But so I don't care how he's doing but Also, I'm not letting you go to scp 3008 Uh, uh, I remember what happened last time. You didn't forget what happened last time. We had to drag you out of there No No, no, no, no No, no But thank you for your don't know make sure to grab yourself some pepper steak on your way past the commissary Andresi 28 If a rage virus like 28 days later is an scp, how will the foundation contain it? So that would be likely in ways similar to many anomalous viral scps virus scp So if you go to the page tags, which I've not brought up in office hours before But at the bottom of scp articles, you will usually see a list of words under the licensing and citation area and that is the Uh, those are the tags and so for Pardon if an article is tagged with virus You can click on the tag To go to the lat that uh list and it will show you all pages on the wiki that are tagged with that tag So if I go to the virus tag, there are 63 anomalous virus scps um In the zeros in the one thousands in the two thousands in the three thousands In the four thousands in the five thousands in the six thousands and in the seven thousands every series of scp has anomalous viruses And so that's where you need to go look up the containment procedures for anomalous viruses Because depending on the one you do, it's the ones most likely to be dealt with I think The one you're most likely going to use for rage viruses is scp 088 Or isn't 081 To do Do is my Version of this With the zombies Because there's a zombie virus scp And I forget what number it is So I gotta find it again So I gotta find it again again again again darlin scp zombie 008 I had the numbers out of order If I go to 008 Then we have zombies no not nine eight Learn to type with one hand Sherman Oh level four clearance. Well, I better input my security credentials. Whoa. Whoa Zombie virus So yes, we contain it by A class five extreme biological hazards and all related protocols apply Incineration and irradiation measures will be deployed in the event of political or military action Which may result in the facility being dismantled a power failure or zero communications from operatives or outside channels during any given eight hour period The quarantine period for operatives leaving the facility is four months If a breach has occurred incineration and irradiation measures shall be employed It should be the policy of all g2 sites not to prepare an evacuation procedure And so that is how we would handle the virus on site And we would be using mobile task forces Cover stories with the militaries of the countries that were released in and Use that to contain any outbreaks Also, we are not easy going on that We don't slack we go right in and we mess things up because if you let it get out of hand Then we won't be able to secure contain or protect And we can be able to do that George lugo, thank you for your first don't know the site 42 Make sure to grab yourself some delicious gingerbread men on your way past the commissary later Not to worry you but dr. Niles hesson is coming With you knows who in gears is and is found scp 3516 and is planning to write it just a heads up You're gonna write 3516 What even is that? All right, plaggy over here. You're getting a little aggressive with your musak Chill out. Okay. Okay I fell off my bike It's a red bicycle Red Schwinn predator model flame symbols Subject begins to ride it anomalous abilities 3516 will activate Suddenly we speak of spirits of excitement and increased levels of adrenaline no matter how fast their riding Some of those experience went on a roller coaster or other method of thorough base entertainment Subject will become increasingly accident prone Once the subject has fallen off or otherwise crashed its second ability secondary ability will manifest It's very damaged caused the surroundings of 3516 which may or may not include the rider We far greater than what is normally possible from the impact Okay, so it is a bike that Makes you feel like you're going super super fast and then when you fall off of it it goes off like a bomb and so He should not ride that bike It is illogical for him to ride that bike And if he does it Then I'm not paying for his funeral That's one cowgirl Thank you for your dono. Make sure to grab yourself a bacon cheeseburger on your way past the commissary How do you call scp 529 after giving her cheese? Wait a minute scp 529 Josie the half cat. What does it eat? Make sure the cat is not lactose intolerant because if you're giving it cheese Then whoever's on the other side of that half cat is going to be in a very bad mood with us Maybe and on the other hand, that's how we find them finally We get them really mad by feeding Josie a bunch of cheese But that would make her uncomfortable and I don't want to do that Don't make the anomaly sick Hmm scrolling through the chat scrolling through the chat chat running up the chat Looking at the questions that the chat has to ask questions from the chat all that about the cat Half cat Josie gonna get you with the yeah What's this guy even saying? Dr. Sherman someone is trying to summon cotton eye Joe Not again my word uh Lilabeth Josie the half cat's scp numbers 529 and pulling up security cameras now All right. I'm pulling up the security on the person performing the ritual now and my entire System just shut down. Are we back? That was interesting Still here chat still here Okay, good all right, so Let's check the security footage Now his ritual is not going to be a problem We are not worried about this Sven Johnson's cotton eye Joe summoning skills. Don't worry about it Pepper chris. Are we still working on no clipping? So I would assume that that has something to do with Uh the research into the back rooms and the liminal space work that we're working on so we have some Technically reliable forms of teleportation and no clipping but that uh is a little bit difficult to I wouldn't say it's fully reliable And so it's something that we experiment with but it doesn't always work and then you have to Go acquisition another d-class and because this one's arm is sticking out the other side of the wall that is uh Not great Madster, thank you for donating. Make sure to grab yourself some flan on your way past the commissary later Madster asks have you heard of scp 6059? It's my favorite scp Well, I Might have heard of it, but it's also how many numbers are there? There's a ball pit 30 minute pause on the ball pit Well, that says some out Chuck E cheese formerly housing 6059 has been seized by the foundation personnel under the cover of major health code violation Not surprising for charles entertainment cheese Uh all children exposed 659 are to be monitored for future unusual behavior including but not limited to Religious fanaticism unusual risk dualistic behavior involvement in fringe religions 6059 is beef and turkey cheese brand pizza twice daily and it complains from 659 regarding the quality of pizza provider to be disregarded Once a month 6059's ball pitch should be emptied and refilled with plastic balls of the same brand used by standard Chuck E cheese establishments 6059 is permitted to have enrichment activities as a report for good behavior 6059 is an amorphous creature Approximately the size of an average human toddler composed of a mixture of plastic vomit pizza sauce and trace amounts of feces and urine While amorphous it is capable of shaping a crude head and mouth Two plastic balls placed atop its head with drawn on pupil serve as its eyes It is unclear if these eyes are functional 6059 lives in a ball pit formerly located at Chuck E cheese establishment 6059 is incapable of leaving the combines of its ball pit despite constant statements to the contrary Children of the age of 10 exposed 69 begin to worship the entity after approximately 20 minutes of exposure Worship typically takes the form of prostrating in a ring around the pits containing 6059 reciting grandiose statements of 659 supposed might and power and throwing sizes of Chuck E cheese pizza into the pit interviewed by Dr. Zacharias rosemary Uh The following interview is conducted following successful cave to 60 containment of 6059 Hello anyone here?  What? Thing in my pit Are you balls?  Okay, I'm starting to like this anomaly Dr. Rosemary provided with a family-sized Chuck E cheese pizza as an offering to 6059 Gives it the pizza Feeling okay 6059 more willing to chat now You will believe me with a sacrifice. You may speak non-ball Right, let's start with the basics. What are you? Tell me mortal. Have you ever had an enlightened experience in a pit? I'm what? Have you ever had an enlightened experience in a pit? Hold on hold on. I have no clue what you're trying to ask me here Have you ever been blessed by the pit of balls left with a mark of the divine? Touched by a higher power I guess When I was a kid I got pink eye from a McDonald's ball pit. Do you mean something like that? Yes, this is it. You have been touched by my blessing You are a prophet of the pit All right, that's lovely 6059 that didn't answer my question though Oh, it didn't oh, oh, didn't it? No, it didn't 6059 has signed up for several minutes.  All right time out it is wait wait Dr. Rosemary institutes a recently developed pause plan turning off the lights and leaving the room 6059 angrily throws balls at the mesh and ending of the pet every few minutes Eventually it appears to settle down and begin looking for personnel Turn the lights back on mortal Release me from this time out immediately 6059 sinks in the pit staring at the netting it makes soft whining noises. Please come back Okay If you want to see the rest of this you can go check it out But that is certainly An scp I have now been introduced to oh my word That was that was sure something. Uh, thank you for that experience madster The ball pit monster Matthew Parker gifting five site 42 memberships. That's what champions do congratulations Also snaps those up site 42 fam also We are almost uh, we are only 30 likes away from doubling the amount of viewers to likes So hit that like button and let's double up our like count to our viewers and show us Show the youtube algorithm whose boss it's us at the scp foundation, of course Have you ever read 48 23 the addendums are haunting and they're my personal favorite piece of creative writing on the site Well captain sea wolf. I am unfamiliar with that scp number. So it's something I'll go look into real quick Also, make sure to grab yourself A sprite on your way past the commissary later All right, 48 23 What are you? That's just a picture of a banana That's just a picture of a 48 23 is captain standard containment chamber site 77 in case of entry from U 3567 an armed guard is positioned in the room at all times In order to maintain diplomatic relations foundation diplomats are scheduled to visit u 3561 once a month To the effects of that ionizing radiation has on the human body foundation personality can same pills containing potassium iod iodide daily while remaining in u 3567 any individuals who have returned from 3567 cannot enter again Three months have passed edit as of 2019 Diplomatic relations have been halted. No contact with u 3567 is to be made Responding to attempts at contact from u 3567 may be allowed if and when such a situation arises Description 48 23 is a ripe specimen of musa A kuminata or commonly known as cavendish banana It is indestructible and does not suffer from normal biological degradation. It appears to be ancient and thermo luminescence Placing it at least 20,000 years old the man anomaly is a located transdimensional two-way gateway and place a fruit flesh The gateway becomes exposed from the banana's peel which can only be done halfway Upon exposure the gateway will draw the peeler in exposing them to a noodle effect caused by a strong Non-homogeneous gravitational field in order to force them to fit through following entry scp 40 823 will unpeel itself The other end of the gateway is an identical object in 3567. It was under the control of the u 3567 version of this scp foundation Uh, it's devoid of all animal life and it's inhabited by mobile and sentient plants most notable Which is species of sapient humanoid entities collectively referred to as 48 23 point dash three refer to themselves as bananas or musa sapiens The external morphology of 48 23 greatly resemble humans aside from having a substance identical to a banana peel in place of skin Lacking all bodily hair and having an extended cranium similar to the shape of a baseline banana Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana portal Do do do ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana man This is uh, and you said this was haunting the banana people article is haunting Interesting This is pretty long. So if you guys want to see how the banana people episode gets very haunting I suggest you give scp 48 23 a read at your leisure reminder office hours You're here to ask questions. I'm here to give answers We go back and forth I learned some things too because when you teach you're always going to learn something yourself But you should probably be a pen and a notebook to office hours because there's a lot of articles We go over we can't go over the whole article without me sitting here reading an article for 40 minutes So you want to make sure that if there's an articles you're interested in you take the numbers down So you can go give them a read Glitch trap 157 Sherman. Why did my christmas tree scream? Hmm Uh, the probably the lights you put on it were too hot and so the tree was very uncomfortable But uh, that's fine. You can just get some uh lower wattage lights and it'll be just fine Matthew Parker. What is the most dangerous scp? I usually go with 38 12 38 12 is pretty much the knockout drag out most powerful boy on the wiki that is of course Mr Sam Howell Who died and came back to life and became an eldritch entity Above and below all narrative realms at once So too meta can take out anything even Popeye and Saitama Ex-psycho, when will the tree scream? Eventually Going back to testing after this office hours Just We're gaining my composure After the last test failed and grab yourself Some delicious cinnamon sticks on your way past the commissary For reminding me as a thank you for your don't know scp 939 Is uh, is a dog a blind dog. How is the blind dog typing? It was very confusing We had we the scp have escaped due to help with the fbi I No, come on. This is a psych out. This is the fbi Trying to trick me and bring it down the firewall so I can check And then they're going to Turn off the microphone and or do other frustrating things And we do not need that Negativity in our life the uiu can sit there and Cope with their inability to free the scp's or Turn off my microphone again Also, make sure if you are out of your cell as you purport to be Make sure to grab yourself some dog food on your way past the commissary Pancake dragon. Thank you for your don't know Make sure to grab yourself some pancakes on your way past the commissary.  Will you ever? So I've only seen some videos about and theories about murder drones It looks like a futuristic robot focused story, which means that our Future scp folks will have to learn how to contain that here in the beautiful present day. Nothing to worry about but during our new series Our new season of x is not an scp could very much look forward to murder drones being something if it keeps being a popular and interesting story iron fiva. Thank you for your single don't know make sure to grab yourself a Nice juicy steak on your way past the commissary dark Thank you for your third don't know to the side 42 cause love the content Also, I looked at 096 his face many times in his chill. I played poker with him on saturdays Maybe look into that more and he's secretly a sweetie So I see what's happened here You ended up in a universe where we gave scp 096 The getting over shyness book We got that from the tenda village. They lent it to us Good guys lots of dinosaurs around there. Not a big fan of that, but That worked wonders for 096 now. We just can't get it to stop doing tiktok dances But no one's dying. So I guess we'll just deal with it Also grab yourself some black licorice on your way past the commissary dark Captain z wolf another question. What's your favorite scp short film on youtube? Great question, okay so because All right, so in the purpose of a Making sure everyone knows what scp films are out there. Uh besides just saying so um scp overlord and scp dollhouse are pretty good um The 096 one by mr. clay and dark math films that is definitely top tier Uh, really really good and I like how it does some behind the scenes stuff at the foundation as well It's not just the mobile task force I would say that The show scp redacted is really good And my favorite episode of that is the one they do on Uh samathrace The scp redacted samathrace episode is so good Uh, it is so well acted and very serious business themes. So See all of redacted like the malo episodes great, but samathrace is just like top tier um And of course here at site 42 we're hosting the desire camera short From uh sozo bear films and that one's pretty good if you haven't seen that Then you can look for desire camera on site 42 and I put that up so we could host that and give it more views I guess if I had to pick a favorite of all those It's between samathrace from scp redacted or the 096 short film But keep an eye out because Between me and my contacts. We have some more scp short film content coming out this year And if I'm not the one making it, I'll sure be the one who makes sure you know it exists prepper chris Dr. Sherman was four five eight approved for a new year's party Four five eight. You're talking about the man on fire. Aren't you? No, uh, oh, thank god Oh I thought they were trying to use four five, uh the fight never ending fireman As fireworks or something and I was going to be so angry. So i'm glad that I just got the numbers mixed up four five eight the never ending pizza box So let me check Uh scp four five eight never ending pizza box It's currently on rotation for Site 67 is going to have the never ending pizza box for their new year's party That's just how it goes around and around. So unfortunately here at site 42. We're not going to have it uh But check out Uh, if you're at site 67 celebrate your new year's victory andre Classic novels and mythology versus scp wiki who will win So if we're talking about any myth or god Versus any scp Then the likelihood of the scp side winning Is just because it's so vast and there's so much going on and there's so much Uh op stuff and when I say this I have to have a caveat There's a lot of scps that are not op in any way A lot of people get this idea that scp has gotten bad because people keep writing unbeatable stuff And it's just a bad monster manual and that there's so few articles like that That but they are there. There are plenty of gods and other concepts that are insane um and so More than likely there's something in the scp documentary that could beat any god or myth In fact, if I didn't have to bring 38 12 up again because Honestly, sam doesn't like fighting that much and so it wouldn't really be a factor there's Let me look in my videos and tell you about it because I don't remember if it's a live video or a Audio only video so I got to check the master playlist and in my master playlist Cube 1984 swatches novel stays heart and dry sniper at work thump thump thump please nerf nerf Take care of yourself halloween golden enlightenment retroactive reaper a stereo idea A ghoulish tale acts thoroughly gets a gift horse hate the message not the messenger man without a face Japucha come with the foundation Bucky bucky sink temperature ionosaurus row the one true anomaly I know I read it. So I just got to find it What is scp 6605 is that what I'm looking for? I don't think it is. I think I would remember the name of it a little better Nope, that's the uh guy who lost his left foot still looking to do title thinking man's scp Lots of pasta small town living lava sharks deadly knackle slim pickins dressing the second master plan amnesia was her name You don't know her she works all those calm all as well. Hope you knew you're nothing changed Self-propagating daint no magician tombstone deadly diving unwrap. We deserve the scp micro shark curse you enema medics terms marooned omnipresent Maybe it's omnipresent I think it might be this one Uh, we're talking about 6470 6470 Nope, that is not the one Dant Had a had a shot there our fate spider song the break room. How long ago did I read this? Vox shod party balloon aggressive skin condition most powerful scp Seeing myself blank shards of glass.  What moved the tides Lost luggage cheeses risen beaver power All that's left of what once was burned the non-existent beast sword that cuts everything toothy arm back you Herald of man with apologies jong green mami rami r mami rami r Maybe it's I think it's mami rami r Maybe Let's check on 6442 I think we got it Yeah, there we go 6442 is the god killer Uh, sometime in the distant future Uh, when did we destroy that? When did we create this? We created this in 2023 oh we created that this year Um, it is an anti-meme so powerful That it can kill anything that knows of it and so pardon if an entity is If an entity knows 73 of the inscription no matter what it is it will perish Er go Uh any omniscient entities that were used to spy on the foundation were instantly offed And so if something is all-knowing then it immediately just done therefore 6442 takes care of most things that are all-knowing Now it's just a meme so it's not going to like hurt someone who doesn't see the inscription But most gods and myths and stuff are pretty all-knowing and so they'd be toast Going down That witch Maury thank you for your Don't know make sure to get yourself some soup on your way past the commissary As a witch someone who pokes liminal spaces with sticks. Yep this week counts. Love the stream title. Happy new year Well, thank you kindly and yes, definitely. That's how we roll around here Here in the zone where nothing happens for a whole week Cy42 staff, I don't want to alarm you We're currently at 258 viewers and 133 Or 133 viewers and 259 likes You could double that with just 10 or 20 likes So if you have not liked the stream yet, this is your opportunity to double that view count with likes I believe in you cy42 staff Godspeed Jack lupin there was a lot of shark punching committee members near where I live that's Horrible for you But more horrible for the sharks in your vicinity Ah The stream tricked you you guys got into 275 and the viewers jumped to 140.  You're almost there. I believe in your team scrolling down the chat 587 steamload locomotive Show me a ghost train railroad diorama Each model is fully functional so It is a living train diorama And if you touch it then they can see you And we have psychologically experimented on these tiny people and even caused xk events How could you cause an xk event with that? that's Hmm Weird Oh Oh, we killed them all Ha Oh, I see. It's not xk events for us. It's xk events for them So we made mysterious appearances and disappearances Then we did persistent unexplainable predation Then we did mass psychology and religious cataclysms. Then we did xk events. So we uh, we simply Just mess with them real bad Oh, that's mean even for me grup Dr. Sherman, what is your opinion on the gr view to gru division p if you say anything bad I will send in the spetsnaz so The russians are pretty good with their anomaly here. They're a little lower budget, you know all that uh End of world war two technology They're definitely More competent than the uiu. I'll give them that Dr. Sherman do where to go jump uh, they jumped May I have safe duty? Abelie, do you want to guard the safe safe the keter safe or the euclid safe? Uh, because dr. Safe is working on the safe safe while dr. Euclid is working on the euclid safe And dr. Keter is working on both the euclid safe and the safe safe While both dr. Safe and dr. Euclid have to help dr. Keter with the keter safe That safe I just want to say hi to you guys. Have a nice to meet you heart. I am new to your channel Kelsey welcome to the site 42 staff Honeyberry dr. Sherman do you believe in dr. Mr. Illustrated theory that scp 106 and scp 035 brothers? If you do or don't I want to hear your opinion, please So And the next one is uh flicker. What is your opinion on 3001 and you think dr. Scranton ended up surviving? so I am a fan of All right, number one.  I think it's safe to conclude he perished Because he had mostly no organs left and when he came back he eventually just turned into goo and died uh, but On the other hand, uh, the tale Until death on the wiki is a universe where The process of 3001 turned dr. Scranton into scp 106 and that Is my head cannon real tragic And uh, the point I bring up is that because of that I don't head cannon 035 being 106's brother because I head cannon 106 being dr. Scranton Question is the number two considered an anomaly Nope, just a pretty potent meme Guys, I may have left scp 049 out No, we there He chilling don't worry about it. Hey sherman seen any good movies lately Have I seen any good movies lately? I enjoyed circle Circle is a small Horror movie that I saw recently or suspense movie It's a 2015 movie With a lot of mysteries and it's just people standing in one room the entire time and it's uh It was pretty good I was uh, I enjoyed it. It was suspenseful had good ethical quandaries And the ending did trick me which I appreciate because I know a lot of stories and when I am surprised that is uh pretty impressive Dr. Sherman, how the hell do you number scp's because they seem to just randomly slap a number on them and say wellp That's it. So Uh Depending on the first thing that happens is uh, your scp number has to be available if you go on the wiki and you look at the series list Then especially on series seven where there's still a lot of them left You'll find That access denies notice a list The available slots. So you can't have a number that's Pardon you can't have a number that's taken of course so we're looking at uh access denies and then some people just pick a random number some people try to Uh Give a meaningful number to their anomaly But a lot of the time because of the limitations you're just kind of pick a number Oh, some people pick a number because it's more likely to be read Like the reason we have a 7 000 and 8 000 contest every time is because most of the time when people are picking articles to read They'll read the first one in a series and so they uh The ones that are the thousand and the very ones after that normally get a lot of advertising and people want those slots And now i'm going to take a small tangent break because while I was looking at the uh Anna the scp wiki database for this answer I found an article scp 7 398 cabbie bara cabbie bara Is it a Is it a cabbie bara who drives a cab? Cabbie bara wait time 13 minutes Foundations are due alert foundation ai to alert mobile task force phi one codename citysuckers Agents in south paolo of mentions of 79 38 or 70 30 73 98 dash one instances on the internet Manifests itself as an application for mobile devices when an individual within south paolo with a blood alcohol content greater of 0.2 0 2 percent Attempts to use a ride sharing application such as uber or 9 9 to return home following event with four more participants 73 98 will open itself on the user device and display cabbie bara as well as an updating wait time Wait times on average are much shorter than those of non anomalous ride sharing services Pawn reaching zero the wait time indicators placed to the message saying okay i'm pulling up your zone land and vehicle The your zone land vital pilot by 73 98 dash one instance will then manifest interview the user scp 73 98 is an adult hydrochorus hydrocarus or cabbie bara It is unknown how 73 98 dash one is able to operate a vehicle If the user enters the vehicle fastens their seatbelting close the door 73 98 dash one begin to pilot the vehicle toward the user's current address It is unknown how 73 98 dash one is aware of the location of the user's residence The user and any other passengers will then begin to overcome with sudden lethargy and sleep within 60 seconds All passengers will awake simultaneously when the vehicle is within 30 seconds of reaching his destination They will park the vehicle typically using the user's driveway or street near the residence Will then fully lower the driver's head window and exit the vehicle Uh 73 98 dash ones pay here for this point is indistinguishable from a baseline cabbie bara suffering from mild dehydration why Are and now we're making a uh arrangement with the cabbie bara's Oh this goes on for a bit Interesting all right. I'll have to read the rest of that later. That's an interesting concept 73 89 cabbie bara Put that on your notebook for later reading if you want to See sometimes getting a good title will get someone interested in your article I I was not I didn't know what I obviously It's exactly what it said on the label It's a cabbie bara Andre Which is the most meta scp? Oh, that's a good question And before I begin digging into this director ethan, thank you for your one dollar dono Make sure to grab yourself a crawler on your way past the commissary later Which is the most meta scp? So the first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to use some google foo I pity the foo google foo meta scp Because I like meta scp articles some people think they are too pretentious And I say I am very pretentious so I do not mind at one bit Do do do So there's a lot of meta scp's obviously Uh 3 9 9 9 is very meta and it's one of my favorites Uh 3 0 4 3 is very meta and it's one of my favorites Uh a swan's proposal of course As below so above Fourth wall breaking uh, oh 5 9 9 9 which I did a sound effects for Uh 5 9 9 9 is very meta and it comes after the reader So that's or something so The what is the most meta at the end of the day? What do you consider the most meta for me? 3 9 9 9 has a lot of references too different Uh Is 3 9 9 9 covers a lot of different scp's by itself and it covers the writing process And it covers other fictional universes. So I'm almost inclined to say Most meta is 3 9 9 9 because not only does it go meta on the wiki, but it also goes meta on Other universes as well. So probably that's what I'd go with Cato harp. Thank you for your dono. Make sure to grab yourself some penne pasta on your way past the commissary later Hello, I've been a fan of the scp universe for dang near a decade now And I love your content a lot and I've written some scp subs yourself What's your favorite scp in general and what is your favorite that you've written? You know for that kind of a dono. I'm gonna go ahead and break my rule I usually do my favorites at the end of the series of the end of the office hours But we're getting close to the end and you've been very generous and I think kindly so First of all my favorite scp's that are not the ones I've written Because my favorites being my scp's would be cheating So scp's that I haven't written that are my favorites. Hope you still have your notebooks out class 3 9 9 9 3 0 4 3 0 0 8 dash j spooky dash j 5 5175 it's 5175 right I always get it backwards. This has not been a problem recently Is it 5 1 or 5 7 5 1 or 5 7? 5 1 5 7 5 1 You guys are going to be reminding me my own favorite scp 5175 is the death night And 5175 is therefore one of my favorite scp's along with 5 0 3 1 and 5 3 2 0 so one more time 3 9 9 9 3 0 4 3 0 0 8 dash j spooky dash j 5 1 7 5 5 0 3 1 And 5 3 2 0 those are my favorite scp's not written by me now written by my by me What is my favorite scp that I have written it changes every time I look at the list I'm gonna say today That 2700 dash ex What I did for love Is definitely today's favorite scp that I myself wrote Uh It's a very strong someone in the chat was asking what's the saddest scp And there's a lot of sad ones of course But mine is up there on the list of saddest saddest scp So even if you haven't read 2700 dash ex it is both my saddest and my uh highest rated article At plus 464 So that's uh soon gonna reach 500 which will be pretty cool And then noice boy. Thank you for your first First don't know the site 42 coffers make sure to grab yourself some nice cream on your way plant past the commissary If my dog just pointed at a squawk while the squirrel is hearing green while Eating an air horn while jumping off the square. What color is the sky? Well, that's ridiculous. Obviously. It's lavender next question Pepper chris. Can I please be on scp 343 duty? Why would you want to hang out with that jerk?  What's your opinion on the serpent's hand? I'll he fry those hippies are ridiculous They want to go around and they want to tell the whole world about anomalies They think that they shouldn't be contained and that they're a natural part of the universe and that they should be free Bollocks Bollocks, I say Bollocks upon all of them No, those hippies need to stay in their little library that they won't let me in very rudely Very rudely I say They should just stay in there and stay out of our hair. We are maintaining normalcy We do not need those hippies interfering alex sky Hey, dr. Sherman. What do you think about scp 049 in a maid dress? I think it's not enough punishment Remember, it's not just a maid dress. It is cat ears and a maid dress We put all scp 049s in the cat maid waifu dimension And that is their punishment for what they did to raymond ham This one will be getting the treatment shortly. It doesn't know it yet x psycho If you do not make the tree scream you will regret it Oh, trust me. I already regret that it hasn't screamed yet, but we're going to get it We're going to get it CB death wish dr. Sherman site 42 doesn't have any security issues that can be taken advantage of does it? Just wondering and i'm totally not with the chaos insurgency. Keep up the good work doc Oh, well, of course security issues at site 42. Well, there's there's so few of them and that never nothing ever Breaks out or anything like that And certainly you could not get in the back door Of the foundation which is left unlocked during carl's smoke break every afternoon at 4 17 p.m Totally totally couldn't get in that way. Okay, there's there's no security breach there But now that they're gone, that's where we test the anomalous weapons And so that will be entertaining to watch when they get brazapped That'll be uh looking forward to it Captain seawolf. Will you ever get in the main dress in cat ears? Why would I do that? What why would I do that? It's I didn't kill raymond ham It did That's why it goes in the main dress and cat ears Pay attention. It's a we're a keep up Amaze mentor the tree is not screaming now. I'm getting pissed That's right. That's the right attitude to have but don't worry. We'll get it the the next test tonight Gonna be a banger Dr. Sherman. What is the most chill sentient scp in your opinion? So I gotta say jeff scp 008-j pretty freaking chill just a very friendly dude and uh Accidents his way into situations and accidents his way out And it's never never fussed Just a nice dude Kato, thank you for your next don't know. Have you ever fired scp 127 before? 127 127 Yeah, I gotta remember we fired a lot of anomalous weapons here. Let's take a look at the database All right 127 upon first glance appears to be a standard mp5k pdw machine sub machine gun Test and reveal that aside from the outer steel and polymer shell the entirety of the firearm is organic and alive The weapons ammunition initially appear to be human-like teeth However, DNA testing of the bullets results in no match to any known species on earth 127 features two settings semi auto and fully auto An audible groan can be heard when switching between the two bond deleting the weapons Depleting the weapons magazine typically 60 shots takes between three to five days to grow a new supply of ammunition Attempts to remove the magazine to result in failure. It seems permanently attached to the weapon 127 does not seem capable of reproduction at this time scanners show no apparent reproductive organs It requires no subsidence between water calcium and protein Teeth gun teeth gun so I have tested the teeth gun before And just as it says on the tin it's just it's just a normal gun Except you got to feed it and it shoots teeth which they do About as dangerous as a regular bullet, but Sometimes that they you know shattered splinter and stuff like that it causes differences in the way because they're not metal or yeah But not yet the living gun is just uh neat little guy just chugging along growing its teeth bullets This is a weird job I have Say 42 stuff. I don't want to alarm you But we're currently at 308 likes and 118 viewers Which means if we were to get Just about 60 more likes we could triple the like to viewer ratio Can we get that 60 likes? I think so Godspeed to the like button site 42 staff Back to the chat Oh that chat be flying What do you think about slim thick senpai? Well kelves, I believe slim thick senpai to be a talented creator A good dancer as a dance teacher. I respect their craft And they have done a great job In the dancing plague dr. Niche And that's done a great job for site 42 reacting to the dancing plague dr. Niche And so all around i'm a fan Dr. Sherman, how does one go about beginning to work for the foundation? Well river What you're looking at if you want to be hired by the foundation is quite simple You need to be as they say in the men in black The best of the best of the best sir And when you are the best of the best of the best sir Then you will be approached by the foundation. You don't call us.  Dr. Sherman, what would happen if you introduced 343 to the gate guardian? Well rj. I would love to find out, but it won't go It just sits there in its room.  I say that Hey, dr. Sherman. I live in site 42's floorboards local chaos insurgent I find that doubtful Because the wi-fi down there is terrible. You would not be sending me messages if that were the case Nice try getting us to open up the check though. I'm sure you got to Use that opportunity to sneak in the back door that totally isn't unlocked Dr. Sherman, what do you think about 7551? Well, since I'm unfamiliar with 7551, I'm gonna have to look it up 7551 Pat of fakes department killing our gods All personnel files are to be screened on a quarterly basis by an ai located with an exclusion site zero one designated jerry All personnel that jerry assigns a 37 percent match or higher are to be designated as 75 7551-b instances that replace them to discreet observation Uh Dash bees that initiate a convergence scenario are to be detained immediately 7551 is the designation given to former department head an adieu cloth 7551 was recruited into the foundation directly at a college at age 18 on june 15, 2020, 2019 Probably by being the best of the best of the best, sir 7551's excessive qualifications in and mastery of the field of pathophysics are abnormally perfect research And the practical application of a research author promoted a researcher on september 7, 2020 The next year 7551 was promoted to senior researcher on march 22nd, 2021 Two years later promoted to department head on january 25th, 2023 Exclusion site archives confirmed that an investigation to 7551's promotions was begun late 2022 But was subsequently dropped and all relevant files disappeared from the foundation's records 757551-x EX is the designation of the individuals who instigated this investigation 7551 de x's name Has been expunged from all records including those of exclusion site This was achieved through a highly aggressive memetic effect related to the individual's name An investigation was begun on june 26, 2023 by the anti memetics department to neutralize the meme and discover the identity of 7551-ex Well, this is certainly meta getting Very good grades in school Being monitored Oh, oh no, what a twist Well, that is 7551 Is another take on 3812 Very intriguing Thank you. Whoever it was that turned me on to that uh glitch the fur Matthew parker i'm back. Also. I have found scp 999 Has it calmed down after all of those uh droogs And the 100 liters of soda is it is it quiet now? uh, can I pull Carl back for the on-site nuke Would be nice I do like not having to explode the site Has not calmed down All right, stay on the nuke button. I'll tell you when you can leave Hey, dr. Sherman. What do you think of the fandom shipping scp's? Well, I think that's irresponsible. They are very Dangerous anomalies. They should not be put through the u.s. Posted service Obviously my word And anyways the shipping costs would be absurd How many scp's are there? well Right now just for scp articles on the main site The most majority of series one two three four five six and seven are full And we are closing in on series eight So that means by we have at least 7000 Working towards 8000 right now So that is just in the english language. Of course, there are the foreign language branches as well Matthew Parker, thank you for your dono and make sure that you keep 999 quiet now. Hold down the fort If you had to protect Everyone in this chat Chat jumped on me. I was looking for one Dr. Sherman does scp stand for super cool people It's not secure to contain protect or remember the first meaning of scp is actually special containment procedures that predates the secure contain protect motto So secure contain protect came second, but super cool people always there Dr. Sherman, we will help you defend your firewall if you give us some scp's gru division p We keep things contained I'm glad you're offering to help against the blasted feds But we're not we're not trading scp's for that. That would be the opposite of containing them And in fact, we'd probably have to ship them what you know. I'm already having a problem with Dr. Sherman, how old do you have to be to join the foundation? Alex I'm gonna warn you we just had an article about someone Getting picked up by the foundation as soon as they graduated from college And that person turned out to be a very meta Mary Sue style character In universe on purpose, which makes the article interesting, but that means that likely you got to be older Uh, you probably have to have some extremely advanced degrees And that takes time What's your opinion on the chaos insurgency and their goals doctor cb? My answer is Idiots with terrible goals We don't we don't even worry about them that they can just keep listening to their little AI chatbot boss And keep getting caught in traps again and again and again That's fine Is there any scp that changes parts of its file whether it be fixing grammar mistakes adding stuff or moving stuff for Dacting stuff stuff like that. There are at least a couple of them Couldn't name them off the top of my head, but I know they that scp's that change their own article exist The one I can come to mind immediately Is scp 3 1 4 3 Which is the sequel to scp 3 0 4 3, which is one of my favorite scps But 3 1 4 3 murphy law Gets it interferes with his own article to save the day Since when did you get that glorious moustache? I started the moustache back in the summer And Had some fun with it. It's got a good shape. It's working for me It makes me actually look my age because when I am clean shaven. I look 10 years younger And so people mistake me for being in my 20s or something And so the moustache gives me the look of actually being my own age so And uh, it's pretty cunning. Don't you think? anyways Captain seawolf. Thank you for your don't know. What are your tips for writing your very first scp article? so uh The most important thing you can do is practice writing Which writing is a skill it takes practice. There's so many things that people think should come easily to them And so they don't try Uh as a dance teacher in my day job people are like, oh dancing should be easy And so me being bad at it is because i'm just naturally unskilled No one is naturally skilled at anything Everything is learned You start as a blank slate and if you practice something you get better at it And if you learn from teachers you get better at it faster And so you need to train by yourself. You need to train with instructors. You need to take classes You need to study and get good at whatever it is you want to do fitness dance music art painting uh animating or writing You got to practice you got to put in the work And so with that in mind You'll want to write some articles You'll want to read a bunch of articles because you want to get so well versed in the format That it's like second nature to think in that way So read a ton of articles and then practice writing and then look at your article and be like, okay How can I make this better and then make it better and then add to the story and then make it interesting and then Show it to people and have them see if they like it and if they like it you're doing good If they don't like it then you probably got some things you got to fix And you got to go through the process of writing and practicing and critique getting critique and rewriting Until you get to the point where your article someone reads it who has A knowledge about scp and says hey, that's pretty good scp. And uh, I don't see any problems with it And so that would be my tip Tavern at the end of the multiverse Thank you for your $5 don't know make sure to grab yourself Some ale at the commissary on your way by I'd like to join the mobile task force as a qualified marksman. I've been excellent addition And if I can't be mobile task force, I'll join. Are we cool yet? And that's kind of a drop down. I want to be a soldier, but instead I'll just go join the anomalous painters unit But I mean you can go through your physical trial and you can see if you make the cut But I can't promise anything. I haven't seen your work Matthew Parker. He's asleep in a contained box. Excellent. You keep an eye on that box You make sure 999 does not wake back up Because then I can pull Car roll away from the nukes But he's got to be asleep for a while Otherwise we uh, we got to be on guard still Delta fire x doctor Sherman, please tell me what to do. I found traces of contamination from scp 3 3 1 2 on the dark web In the form of an ad I accidentally clicked on. I think I've been exposed to 3 3 1 2 So I So I hope that's not the case if that is the case I hope you're a furry because if you're a furry you're immune immune to 3 3 1 2 Uh, but if you're not a furry then I suggest you get your affairs in order because I don't remember if 3 3 1 2 can be reversed Individual six stages may only affect individuals with no prior involvement in the furry community Evolves from a compulsive memetic to a mind-defecting agent past stage four stage four stage five Does it say people can be cured? Uh, yeah, I would suggest staying away From all furry material unless you get more dragged in unless you are a furry then that's keeping you safe Uh, good luck Prepper chris won other than writing scps. How can I raise my karma? So I think you're talking about wiki dot karma of which I am at three bars and so It's supposed to be done Uh wiki dot karma. Let me look that up for sure wiki dot karma so You can raise your karma on wiki dot by creating and editing wiki content or pages Now a great way to do that is anytime if you are a member of scp and you have your account Then just fixing typos on articles counts as editing And that makes you gain some points some karma points So making sure that while you're scrolling through if you see a typo fix it Now don't fix things that aren't you aren't sure about Because obviously you don't want to be messing with someone's article and changing their story But a little typos here and there if you catch them and fix them. That's a good way to do it Uh participating in the forum discussions talking to people making friends the more you talk The more your karma goes up Uh, I don't want to alert you chat, but I'm looking at the likes to viewer ratio We're currently at 354 likes to 105 viewers, which means we have in fact Crested the triple likes to viewer ratio. I'd like to give you A raise of the glass Have some liminal cheer here in this liminal week. That's good anomalous fluid Um, you can also raise your karma By becoming an a Administrator slash moderator slash member because that will get you On the wiki more and interacting and doing little odd jobs. And so that'll help Uh inviting people to join wiki.daught or having contacts and friends on wiki.daught helps Although that requires knowing people and so you don't need to worry about that But yes, that is how you uh Get your karma Although it's not necessarily a big deal to have high karma karma on the uh wiki, it's not like it gives you any sort of benefit besides just the clout of having been around the block Mellonhead dr. Sherman, how do you or can avoid the employees at scp-3008 the infinite Ikea? So it's a survivalist thing You got to be careful. You got to be looking around. You got to be watching your surroundings You got to hide.  I made the tree scream Do not lie to me in my own chat If that tree screamed I would have been alerted Now you can make any other tree scream. That's not shocking. They all scream all the time. We can't hear them, but they're there But four or five two one didn't scream Don't uh, don't play those games Otherwise I'd demote you to sanitation duty Sherman, what is it like to be defeated by a person online in spinning a pen in a short? And also you gave them scp-999 isn't that against the rules? so Uh game respects game They have some mad spin skills and their spinning is uh super superb And is uh superior that's the word I wanted to my spinning There's no shame if I spent as much time practicing pen spinning as they have I'd be that good But I haven't and so I bow gracefully to someone who's put in the efforts We're not here to be jealous and loserly We respect hard work And we strive to be better on our own On the other hand, I didn't give them scp-999 I allowed them 10 minutes of recreation time with scp-999 As a victory gift, which is the customary thing one does when you are acknowledging that someone Beaches you at your hobby. I know about the peter griffin scp Power armor chris. I do not know of any peter griffin scp but Google will tell me if you're just memeing or telling the truth Son of a what? scp-5981 nuke city Each world leading in the supposed location of 5981 has been closed off as a cover story of the chemical leak has rented the area uninhabitable keyword search crawler 198 operators remove any mention of nuke city for the internet the cadaver of 5981-2 has be kept frozen in cadaver stored sector of site 90 further research Nuke city located on the inner area section of us route 93 and us 93 Alternate according to accounts 5981 was found in the early 1940s subject to nuclear strike Those who believe it exists and want to visit it will disappear from reality shortly after entering its city limits They will often appear reappear with memories of visiting the city Here's the return of paraphernalia related to 5981 designated 5981-1 Such as t-shirts with slogans that say I survived nuke city vows nuclear byproducts A photographic media of the suburban area of nuke city Negotiable u.s. Currency supposedly won 5981's many casinos What the hell is this? The original propagation of scp-5981 was in season 13 episode 7 of the animated sitcom family guy titled nuke city In this episode main character brian griffin Begins to date a woman who he later discovers has been mutated to have gills In spite of this brian still resolves to continue seeing this woman brian and his family are later invited to the visit the woman's family in scp-5981 After several minutes of hijinks mostly due to brian's owner peter griffin having an infatuation with the city The woman's father has revealed to have only invited the griffin family in order to kidnap the family's baby Stewie griffin the episode ends with the kidnapper being pushed into a nuclear reactor This causes a nuclear explosion which destroys scp-5981 once again But not before the griffin's escape a full video transcript of this episode can be found in document 5981 griffin The episode is met with general claim the internet searches for nuke city increased by over 5 000 after the episode aired Seven minutes after the episode premiered on fox the website visit nukecity.com appear providing bus tickets to tours love and paraphernalia Related to 5981 South mcfarland the executive producer of family guy was forced to produce a statement asserting that 5981 Was not real and simply an element of fiction In addition the foundation encouraged the removal of the episode in question from public distribution Under the pretence that it encouraged dangerous activity If the three months it was determined that public knowledge of 5981 was low enough Then more aggressive measures could be taken to suppress it cr containment procedures So That's at least a peter griffin adjacent scp That is that what you were talking about Nuke city Matthew parker. Thank you for your small don't know Keep guarding that box. Make sure that anomaly stays sleepy time Question how would the foundation react to warehouse 13? Would they consider them rivals or as a subset for the foundation? Wizards warrior. It's very easy warehouse 13 is run by the federal government They are the uiu The unusual incidents unit of the federal bureau of investigations otherwise known as the ui useless So we already have a warehouse 13 in the foundation universe and they are poorly underfunded much like warehouse 13 is And they get all into hijinks because they are not prepared like they should be Do I like pearl jam? I am pearl jam neutral. I've heard some of their songs on the radio, but I've never listened to their So I am completely neutral to pearl jam's existence Oh my this office hours has gone on for a while. Okay I'm gonna hang on For 13 more minutes, that'll give us a solid two hour stream And that will be the end of our time together tonight So with that in mind get your last questions in quick If someone were to make an scp based off a short dream, would that be a good idea? Mitchy dreams are inspiration for lots of different stories and genres of things You could usually get pretty good ideas from dreams, especially because dreams get pretty weird And so if you can give that flavor to the story it is possible But remember ideas are a dime a dozen The hardest part is sitting down and writing it So I like to say any idea can be a good scp if written properly But you gotta sit down and do the work of writing it and getting it critiqued and then getting it done If you don't write it, then it doesn't matter if it's the best idea ever But any idea is a good idea with the right implementation. Remember that Sherman, I'm in Siberia. Please save me You're a little out of range of site 42, but maybe the gru division p will pick you up Dr. Sherman, how cold would I have to make it to freeze scp 096? Well real quick before I answer that question for you dr. Baker Matthew Parker scp 999 is now in a certified container Good work. All right You can come off the nuke button now You stop crying Stop Pull yourself together You just you sat there for two hours. It's not that difficult. Yes.  He or she on youtube if you heard about them What do you think about them and after this one question? I need to go to your my favorite scp person so I do not know about that scp youtuber, but I will google them real quick And see if they exist and I can find them. That's a weird channel name I in the meantime while i'm searching for that. I am happy to be your favorite scp youtuber There are many many good ones of us and I am proud to be on top of that crowd Um, I do not see the channel you're talking about but that's not shocking Oh, wait. I have to actually go to youtube first come on Cut i'll try it one more time, but It's such a weird Channel name because those words do not search optimize search engine optimize real good Because most things are going to have he or she in them. I don't see this creator Uh, maybe they're too small. Maybe it's a matter of Maybe they're too small. Maybe it's bad search engine optimization or maybe I got the title wrong And I'm gonna put that on my watch later.   Amber you're trying to get me in trouble with the overseers But no, I guess I've got a soft spot For the betterment of mankind and anomalous kind and so maybe Maybe I could see their point of view if I didn't have a job to do Maybe Anthony Vargas, thank you for your first donut a site 42 Dr. Sherman, I just gave scp 999 candy and soda Matthew Parker, why weren't you watching and stopping this from happening a car all car? I'll get back here with your coffee. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad you're feeling better Now go man the nuke again. Yes It clean up your coffee and your tears and then go man the nuke It's so hard to get good help these days Anthony I would say go get some soda and candy from the commissary, but it looks like you already did And you ruined Carl's days over it Is the cat in the hat scp? Oh wait a minute So number one cat and hat is not an scp, but it is anomalous as they'll get out Remember it's only an scp if it's on the scp wiki, but most things that we would call scps generally If they're not on the wiki then they are anomalous. They're still anomalous He has 2.24 subs and the name is scp explained story and animation. Oh Oh, then I didn't Understand that at all By the way, you named it earlier. Sorry but uh scp so So what I can say is that hunter the voice actor of scp explained Righteous dude Good guy. Love to work with that guy on stuff The channel's content has gotten a little uh samey for me Uh, I would like to see more innovation on both the animation style fronts and the stories that they do But They have some decent stuff. I'm just not a big fan of the uh What we call the content farm style of scp content Not my cup of tea Pancake dragon. What's your favorite kind of pizza? Have you tried pizza from four five eight? Also, I took ice cream from my pancakes before I hope that's okay Uh, number one Sure ice cream for your pancakes is great. Number two Is I have had pizza from four five eight when it came to site 42 on its rotation between the sites And my favorite pizza. I got two favorite kinds of pizza Now the first kind of pizza is all a variation on a either meat lovers or pepperoni lovers from pizza hut with extra cheese on thin crust Or sometimes if I need to change a pace stuff crust But pepperoni lovers or meat lovers depending on the meat i'm in the mood for extra cheese on top Thin crust or stuff crust that is one version of my favorite pizza. I love it all day every day And I can switch out the pepperoni lovers or the meat lovers for Hawaiian because ham and pineapple all day The thing is that it has to specifically be pizza hut Because even though it's not the best pizza in the world It's the pizza I grew up with and therefore it's my favorite So there's a lot of great pizza in the world. I'm not going to get you wrong I enjoy all kinds of pizza But my favorite for me is that pizza hut Regular fast food pizza Every day Hashtag not sponsored Matthew Parker I blinked and why did I do that? I just got him to sleep Yes, I'm just as frustrated that you are but I need you to clean up this mess now and also uh make uh Anthony Vargas put into some security prison for having fed the baby the bad things And with that we have reached the end of today's live stream office hours. So Site 42 staff. I hope you have learned a lot today. I certainly have We managed to get more than three times the viewers likes to We could almost hit four times before the end of stream if uh Just a little more of you hit that like button during the finals here Uh, if we got four times that would be 440 something likes 448 likes that'd be pretty impressive We'll see if you can pull it off before I say I can buy But in the meantime I hope you have good information. It's been fun talking to you all Make sure that you don't burn down the site in the meantime before our next office hours chat Oh, you did it You quadrupled the likes to viewer ratio site 42 staff on the way out the door Bring it in clutch good work I am certain I will see you guys a little bit more during this liminal week Uh, it's that week where nothing really super going on. So we'll just keep it going Alex guy get to one mr. One million subs mr. Sherwin. Yes, we're We are at 480 something right now Uh, which is crazy. We only got our silver play button in march and now we're looking at 483k going on 444 If it were a couple more months or there are a couple more days left in the year We'd hit 500k before new years, but right now we're going to hit that right afterwards So that's still pretty cool and I've turned away a lot of non scp affiliated work unless it was like sponsored and it can help grow the channel Because in the next 2024 I want to work really hard on building the site 42 up So that we can start making films of our own Sponsoring helping to produce getting actors and directors put together With props crews and hair and makeup and making some real new scp content out there So in the meantime Uh, I'll see you guys in the next live stream or video whatever comes out next Make sure to check out today's short and today's video because I think No, we dropped Lennox mutual three yesterday. So make sure you go check that out And This has been dr. Theron Sherman secure contain protect And I will see you in the next stream As he looks She lies and says she's in love with him can't find a better man She dreams in color. She dreams in red can't find a better man Can't find a better man Can't find a better man


Hello, thanks for watching Part 2 of Good Games in Unexpected Places. First, I want to clarify the title, because some people think that by unexpected places I'm saying that the platform the game is on SUCKS! That may be the case with something like Virtual Boy, or the Apple Pippin, where you can find cool stuff like Virtual Boy Wario Land and Super Marathon, respectively. But no, if I'm talking about something on the Sega Master System, or Turbo Graphics 16 for example, I'm not saying those platforms suck or anything like that, it's really just an excuse to start digging into some more platforms in addition to what I usually cover on this channel, and finding certain ports, or even original games, that you may not expect to find otherwise that are still worth playing today. A good example of this is Ogre Battle 64, Person of Lordly Calibur. Now, the N64 isn't exactly known for roleplaying games, I mean, how many RPGs are even on that system, like six? And how many are actually good?  This is a sequel to Tactics Ogre, Let Us Cling Together, but the gameplay is a lot closer to the game before that, March of the Black Queen, so if you like how the battles are structured in that game, then you'll really dig this game. The combat is all about managing your troops and putting the right units in the right places at the right time to put them in the best possible position to succeed, and you have plenty of options at your disposal to work with. What's kinda cool here is that the characters make their attacks in semi-real time, meaning multiple characters can act at the same time, so you really have to stay on your toes. If you did games like Final Fantasy Tactics, or any other Ogre Battle game for that matter, then you'll love Person of Lordly Calibur. Here's a surprising one for the PC Engine, known in the US of course as the Turbographic 16. It's a port of Street Fighter 2 Champion Edition, and it's really well done. In fact, I'd say it's definitely better than the Super Nintendo port of Street Fighter 2 The World Warrior. Since this is Champion Edition, you can play as all four bosses, and all the bonus stages are here for what it's worth. The game plays surprisingly really well. I was able to execute special moves with ease, and the action was really smooth. Yeah, the sound here isn't the greatest, and you have to press a button to switch from punch to kick, but I wouldn't call that a deal breaker. I just wanted to point this one out for anyone that digs the PC Engine or Turbographics. This port did stay in Japan, so you gotta play this one any way you can. In part 1 I talked about Sid Meier's Pirate's Gold, a PC port to the Sega Genesis, and it's quickly become one of my favorite games since I started this channel. So I thought I'd do my due diligence and also mention that this game also made its way to the NES? Yeah, that's right, it's an 8-bit open world game developed by Rare, and it's really well done. It is pretty limited, and I mean it kinda has to be, but the nuts and bolts of a great game are all here, the open world exploring, the character customization, different time periods to choose from, plundering other ships, and entire towns. It's a great time. And it's really easy to sink tons and tons of hours into this one, so if you're into NES collecting, or just NES games in general, definitely check this one out, it's well worth it. Sticking with real-time strategy games, here's one on Game Boy Color, surprisingly, named Warlocked, and it's got all the stuff you'd expect from a traditional real-time strategy game. There's resource management where you assign tasks to characters, whether it's gathering wood or gold, you build stuff, there's a hero system, there's even a fog of wood or mechanic here, meaning you can only see parts of the map that you uncover by exploring. There's only two different races you can play as, and only three different environments, but there's tons of character types you can obtain, everything from wizards, which can produce all sorts of different spells from sleeping spells to spreading a friggin plague. There's necromancers, dragons, elves, I can't believe they crammed all this onto a Game Boy cartridge. It's not a perfect game, but it is surprisingly really well made, and it's worth a look if you dig strategy games. Let's move on to the Sega Master System, and here's one of the best looking games I've ever seen for that platform. It's the Lucky Dime Caper starring Donald Duck. It's kinda like the 8-bit counterpart to Quack Shot on Sega Genesis, and you travel the world looking for Magica Dispel who's stolen Scrooge McDuck's Lucky Dime and kidnapped Huey Dewey and Louie in the process. This one was developed by Sega themselves, and it also has a Game Gear edition, but I mean, just look at the sprite animation here. It almost perfectly represents the Disney source material, and the game controls really smoothly while throwing in some inventive level design. This is a fantastic game, one of the very best on the Master System that I've found, and it also has a sequel titled Deep Duck Trouble that's a worthy follow-up. So if you're into Disney games but somehow haven't been able to play these two, you gotta try them out for yourself. Here's a game that was first developed for the sharp X68000 computer back in 1994 called Mad Stalker Full Metal 4th. It's a side-scrolling beat-em-up, and it's strictly 2D action here, reminiscent of something like Ninja Warriors. Do you like giant mechs suits punching stuff till it goes boom? Well then, this is your kind of game. It's fast-paced, and you can execute streetfighter-style commands to do all sorts of special moves. Plus there's a dash, double jump, grappling moves. It's a classic case of a game where your character is way overpowered and you just smash everything in your way. It's really fun. This game did get a re-release on PlayStation titled Mad Stalker Full Force in 1997, so that would be the most common way to play this one today, but I just get a kick out of highlighting these old computer systems, just in the hopes that they won't be forgotten. Also, the original music really sounds awesome. Back in the mid to late 90s, my family was lucky enough to have a Compaq 486, so I spent a lot of time playing Doom Engine and Build Engine games, everything from Duke Nukem 3D to Blood to Heratech to Hexen. But here's a Doom Engine game I had never even seen before called Strife. It's one of the last commercially released PC games to use the Doom Engine, and holy crap, this game is impressive considering when it was made. It's a story-driven first-person shooter with RPG elements, and there is a lot going on here, way more than I can sum up in just one paragraph. The weapons here are awesome, and the dungeon design is fantastic, featuring a lot more than just the usual find-a-key-and-unlock-an-area type thing. If you dig games like this, you will not be disappointed in Strife. There is a remake available on Steam, listed as the original Strife veteran edition, which is an upgraded version of the game featuring a few convenient modern addendums. The Panasonic 3DO didn't get too many standout games, but there's one that's kind of interesting that I should mention called Lucien's Quest, and it's the only JRPG in the 3DO library. You play as Lucien who has to watch over this tower while her boss is away before this werewolf dude shows up searching for a cure for his condition, so Lucien for some reason says, hey, what the heck, let's look for a cure, and on their journey they do the cliched JRPG stuff of helping out random strangers in towns and all that stuff. Okay, this isn't the most original game ever. The combat is also the usual turn-based thing, but I just thought I'd point this game out because it may scratch that JRPG itch for some people. It's not the best game, but it's something fans of JRPGs may not have found out about otherwise, so I had to give it a spot in this video. Finally, I wanted to share a game I read about in a book titled Replay, The History of Video Games, written by Tristan Donovan, and what's great about that book in particular is that it's not dominated by American and Japanese gaming. It also touches on the European gaming scene throughout the 80s, and what I found really interesting in particular is how many different countries or regions put their own cultural spin when it came to developing games. For instance, the French weren't satisfied with simple arcade-style gaming. Developers like Froggy Software created text adventure games that touched on serious subjects like drug addiction and mental illness. They really made a point to differentiate themselves from American, Japanese, and British gaming. And let me tell you, nothing could be more different and more out there than Captain Blood. This game was first released in 1988 for the Atari ST but made its way to tons of other computer systems, and this game is just nuts. You're supposed to track down five of your own alien clones, but to find them, you have to integrate yourself amongst different alien cultures by speaking their respective languages. You do that through this interface of 150 different icons, and each alien race has their own language created specifically for this game from scratch. Oh, and if that wasn't daunting enough, the longer you take to identify a clone, the more your health deteriorates, and when that happens, you have a harder time actually controlling the mouse cursor. It starts to shake and go nuts, and oh my god, this game is crazy. I mean, just look at this. It's some kind of HR Geiger-inspired nightmare. But yeah, I just thought it was really interesting how some cultures approached gaming in a completely different way, leading to some truly off-the-wall ideas like what you see in Captain Blood. Alright, I want to thank you for watching, and I hope you have a great rest of your day.


A super start to 2019 presented by Science at NASA, 2019 will be an excellent year to look to the sky and enjoy the spectacular view of Earth's nearest neighbor, the Moon. Fifty years ago we witnessed one of humankind's most remarkable achievements when we first stepped foot on the dusty surface of the Moon. That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. As NASA continues celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Apollo program, the year is opening with a number of opportunities to marvel at Earth's original satellite. Three super moons and a total lunar eclipse in the span of three months. So, what is it that makes a supermoon super? Start with size. The Moon orbits around the Earth in a slightly oval shape. At its furthest point away from us, known as the Apogee, it's about 250,000 miles or 400,000 kilometers from Earth. When it's closest to us, it's perigee, the Moon is about 220,000 miles or 350,000 kilometers away. When the Moon is full, at or near its perigee, it is considered a supermoon and can appear up to 14% larger and 30% brighter than at Apogee. Those distances, however, are changing as the Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth. How slowly? Approximately two inches or five centimeters annually. A billion years from now, the Moon will take about 31 and a half days to orbit the Earth, instead of today's 27.3 days. In the meantime, this year's first supermoon of the year occurred on January 21st and also featured a total lunar eclipse. The second occurred on February 19th and sky watchers will have another chance to see this beautiful large orb as it rises above the horizon on March 21st. While super moons and total lunar eclipses are marvels to behold, a question rises 50 years after humankind's first steps on the Moon. Does it hold any more secrets for NASA scientists? Noah Petro, Project Scientist for the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, or LRO, at NASA's Gutter Space Flight Center says, there are many unanswered questions about the Moon. For example, we are still attempting to understand how the Moon evolved to its current state. The Moon has occupied space near Earth for its entire four and a half billion year history, keeping record of the impacts that have scarred on its surface over time. This record of ancient impacts is largely erased from the Earth due to wind, water, and plate tectonics. Analysis of Apollo samples shows that there was a period of intense impact cratering on the Moon early in the history of the solar system and therefore on the early Earth as well. Observations from LRO, now in its ninth year of orbiting the Moon, are helping us piece together this history. As 2019 unfolds, with a third supermoon on March 21, enjoy the wonderful view and the history that the Moon continues to reveal. For more illuminating facts about super moons, lunar eclipses, and other marvels of the night sky, visit science.nasa.gov.