The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum. Have you ever heard of the great forest of Burzin? Nurse used to sing of it when I was a child. She sang of the big tree trunks standing close together, with their roots intertwining below the earth and their branches intertwining above it. Of their rough coating of bark and queer gnarled limbs, of the bushy foliage that roofed the entire forest, save were the sunbeams found a path through which to touch the ground in little spots, and to cast weird and curious shadows over the mosses, the lichens, and the drifts of dried leaves. The forest of Burzin is mighty, and grand and awesome to those who steal beneath it shade. Coming from the sunlit meadows into the mazes, it seems at first gloomy, then pleasant, and afterward filled with never-ending delights. For hundreds of years it has flourished in all its magnificence, the silence of its enclosure unbroken, saved by the chirp of busy chipmunks, the growl of wild beasts and the songs of birds. Yet Burzin has its inhabitants for all this. Nature peopled it in the beginning with fairies, nooks, rills, and nymphs. As long as the forest stands, it will be a home, a refuge, and a playground to these sweet immortals, who revel undisturbed in its depths. Civilization has never yet reached Burzin. Section 1, Chapter 2 of the Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, by L. Frank Bowne. Once so long ago our great-grandfathers could scarcely have heard it mentioned, there lived within the great forest of Burzin, a wood nymph named Naseel. She was closely related to the mighty queen Zerlene, and her home was beneath the shade of a wide-spreading oak. Once every year on budding day, when the trees put forth their new buds, Naseel held the golden chalice of ac to the lips of the queen, who drank therefrom to the prosperity of the forest. So you see, she was a nymph of some importance, and moreover it is said she was highly regarded because of her beauty and grace. When she was created, she could not have told. Queen Zerlene could not have told. The great ac himself could not have told. It was long ago when a world was new, and nymphs were needed to guard the forests and to minister to the wants of the young trees. And on some day, not remembered, Naseel sprang into being, radiant, lovely, straight and slim as a sapling she was created to guard. Her hair was the color that lines a chestnut berth. Her eyes were blue in the sunlight, and purple in the shade. Her cheeks bloomed with the faint pink that edges the clouds at sunset. Her lips were full red, pouting and sweet. Her costume, she adopted oak leaf green. All the wood nymphs dressed in that color, and no, no others so desirable. Her dainty feet were sandal-clad, while her head remained bare of covering other than her silken tresses. Naseel's duties were few and simple. She kept hurtful weeds from growing beneath her trees and sapping the earth food acquired by her charges. She frightened away the gaggles who took evil delight in flying against the tree trunks and wounding them so that they drooped and died from the poisonous contact. In dry seasons, she carried water from the brooks and pools and moistened the roots of her thirsty dependence. That was in the beginning. The weeds had now learned to avoid the forests where wood nymphs dwelt. The loathsome gaggles no longer dared come nigh. The trees had become old and sturdy, and could bear the drought better than when fresh sprouted. So Naseel's duties were lessened, and time grew laggard, while succeeding years became more tiresome and uneventful than the nymph's joyous spirit loved. Truly, the forest dwellers did not lack amusement. Each full moon they danced in the royal circle of the queen. There were also the feast of nuts, the jubilee of autumn tidings, the solemn ceremony of leaf shedding, and the revelry of budding day. But these periods of enjoyment were far apart and left many weary hours between. That a wooden nymph should grow discontented was not thought of by Naseel's sisters. It came upon her only after many years of brooding. But when once she had settled in her mind that life was irksome, she had no patience with her condition, and longed to do something of real interest and to pass her days in ways hitherto undreamed of by forest nymphs. The law of the forest alone restrained her from going forth in search of adventure. While this mood lay heavy upon pretty Naseel, it chanced that the great Ack visited the forest of Brzee, and allowed the wood nymphs, as was their want, to lie at his feet and listen to the words of wisdom that fell from his lips. Ack is the master woodsman of the world. He sees everything and knows more than the sons of men. That night he held the queen's hand, for he loved the nymphs as father loves his children, and Naseel lay at his feet with many of her sisters and earnestly hearkened as he spoke. We live so happily, my fair ones, in our forest glades, said Ack, stroking his grizzled beard thoughtfully, that we know nothing of the sorrow and misery that fall to the lot of those poor mortals who inhabit the open spaces of the earth. They are not of our race, it is true, yet compassion well befits being so fairly favored as ourselves. Often, as I pass by the dwelling of some suffering mortal, I am tempted to stop and banish the poor things misery, yet suffering in moderation is the natural lot of mortals, and it is not our place to interfere with the laws of nature. Nevertheless, said the fair queen, nodding her golden head at the master woodsman, it would not be a vain guess that Ack has often assisted these halfless mortals. Ack smiled. Sometimes, he replied, when they are very young, children, the mortals call them, I have stopped to rescue them from misery. The men and women I dare not interfere with, they must bear the burdens nature has imposed upon them. But the helpless infants, the innocent children of men, have a right to be happy until they become full grown and able to bear the trials of humanity. So I feel I am justified in assisting them. Not long ago, a year, maybe, I found four poor children huddled in a wooden hut, slowly freezing to death. Their parents had gone to a neighboring village for food, and had left a fire to warm their little ones while they were absent. But a storm arose and drifted the snow in their path, so they were long on the road. In the meantime, the fire went out, and the frost crept into the bones of the waiting children. Poor things, murmured the queen softly, what did you do?  Then they ceased shivering and fell asleep until their parents came. I am glad you did thus, said the good queen, beaming upon the master, and the seal, who had eagerly listened to every word, echoed in a whisper, I, too, am glad. And this very night continued at, as I came to the edge of Burzi, I heard a feeble cry, which I judged came from a human infant. I looked about me and found close to the forest a helpless babe lying quite naked upon the grasses and wailing piteously. Not far away, screened by the forest, crouched Shiegra, the lioness, intent upon devouring the infant for her evening meal. And what did you do, Ak? asked the queen breathlessly. Not much, being in a hurry to greet my nymphs. But I commanded Shiegra to lie close to the babe and to give it her milk to quiet its hunger. And I told her to send word throughout the forest to all beasts and reptiles that the child should not be harmed. I am glad you did thus, said the good queen again, in a tone of relief. This time Naseel did not echo her words, for the nymph, filled with a strange resolve, had suddenly stolen away from the group. Swiftly, her lithe form darted through the forest paths until she reached the edge of mighty Burzi, when she paused to gaze curiously about her. Never until now has she ventured so far, for the law of the forest had placed the nymphs in its inmost depths. Naseel knew she was breaking the law, but the thought did not give pause to her dainty feet. She had decided to see with her own eyes this infant Ak had told of, for she had never yet beheld a child of man. All the immortals are full grown, there are no children among them. Peering through the trees, Naseel saw the child lying on the grass. But now it was sweetly sleeping, having been comforted by the milk drawn from the playground. It was not old enough to know what peril means. If it did not feel hunger, it was content. Softly, the nymphs stole to the side of the babe and knelt upon the sword, her long robe of rose-leaf color spreading about her like a gossamer cloud. Her lovely countenance expressed curiosity and surprise, but most of all, a tender womanly pity. The babe was newborn, chubby and pink. It was entirely helpless. While the nymph gazed, the infant opened its eyes, smiled upon her, and stretched out two dippled arms. In another instant Naseel had caught it to her breast and was hurrying with it through the forest paths. The master woodsman suddenly rose with knitted brows. There is a strange presence in the forest, he declared.  And thus for a moment they remained. The nymphs filled with surprise and consternation, but the brow of the master woodsman gradually clearing, as he gazed intently upon the beautiful immortal who had willfully broken the law. Then the great act, to the wonder of all, laid his hand softly on Naseel's flowing locks and kissed her on her fair forehead. For the first time within my knowledge, said he gently, a nymph has defied me and my laws. Yet in my heart can I find no word of chiding. What is your desire, Naseel? Let me keep the child," she answered, beginning to tremble and falling on her knees in supplication. Here, in the forest of Brzee, where the human race is never yet penetrated, questioned Akk. Here, in the forest of Brzee, replied the nymph boldly, it is my home, and I am weary for lack of occupation. Let me care for the babe, see how weak and helpless it is. Surely it cannot harm Brzee nor the master woodsman of the world. But the law, child, the law, cried Akk sternly. The law is made by the master woodsman, returned Naseel. If he bids me care for the babe he himself has saved from death, who in all the world dare oppose me? Queen Zerlene, who had listened intently to this conversation, clapped her pretty hands gleefully at the nymph's answer.  Now I pray you give heat to Naseel's petition. The woodsman, as was his habit when in thought, stroked his grizzled beard slowly. Then he said, She shall keep the babe, and I will give it my protection. But I warn you all, that as this is the first time I have relaxed the law, so shall it be the last time. Nevermore to the end of the world shall a mortal be adopted by an immortal. And otherwise would we abandon our happy existence for one of trouble and anxiety. Good night, my nymphs. Then Akk was gone from their midst, and Naseel hurried away to her bower to rejoice over her newfound treasure. CHAPTER 4 OF THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum. Another day found Naseel's bower the most popular place in the forest. The nymphs clustered around her and the child that lay asleep in her lap, with expressions of curiosity and delight. Or were they wanting and praises for the great Akk's kindness in allowing Naseel to keep the babe and to care for it. Even the queen came to peer into the innocent childish face and to hold a helpless chubby fist in her own fair hand. What shall we call him, Naseel? She asked, smiling. He must have a name, you know. Let him be called Claus, answered Naseel, for that means a little one. Another let him be called Neklaus, returned the queen, for that will mean Naseel's little one. FOOT NOTE Some people have spelled this name Nikolas, and others Nikolas, which is the reason that Santa Claus is still known in some lands as Saint Nicholas. But of course Neklaus is his right name, and Claus, the nickname given him by his adopted mother, the fair nymph Naseel. END OF FOOT NOTE The nymphs clapped their hands in delight, and Niklaus became the infant's name. Although Naseel loved best to call him Claus, and in after days many of her sisters followed her example. Naseel gathered the softest moss in all the forest for Claus to lie upon, and she made his bed in her own bower. Of food the infant had no lack. The nymphs searched the forest for bell-utters which grow upon the goa tree, and when opened are found to be filled with sweet milk. And the soft-eyed doze willingly gave a share of their milk to support the little stranger, while Shiegra, the lioness, often crept stealthily into Naseel's bower and purred softly as she lay beside the babe and fed it. So the little one flourished and grew big and sturdy day by day, while Naseel taught him to speak and to walk and to play. His thoughts and words were sweet and gentle, for the nymphs knew no evil and their hearts were pure and loving. He became the pet of the forest, for Axe-to-Cree had forbidden beast or reptile to molest him, and he walked fearlessly wherever his will guided him. Presently the news reached the other immortals that the nymphs of Brzee had adopted a human infant, and that the act had been sanctioned by the great act. Therefore many of them came to visit the little stranger, looking upon him with much interest. First the rills, who are first cousins to the wood-nymphs, although so differently formed. For the rills are required to watch over the flowers and plants as the nymphs watch over the forest trees. They search the wide world for the food required by the roots of the flowering plants, while the brilliant colors possessed by the full-blown flowers are due to the dyes placed in the soil by the rills, which are drawn through the little veins in the roots and the body of the plants as they reach maturity. The rills are a busy people, for their flowers bloom and fade continually, but they are merry and light-hearted and are very popular with the other immortals. Next came the nooks, whose duty it is to watch over the beasts of the world, both gentle and wild. The nooks have a hard time of it, since many of the beasts are ungovernable and rebel against restraint, but they know how to manage them after all, and you will find that certain laws of the nooks are obeyed by even the most ferocious animals.  Then there were the fairies, the guardians of mankind, who were much interested in the adoption of claws because their own laws forbidding them to become familiar with their human charges. There are instances on record where the fairies have shown themselves to human beings, and have even conversed with them, but they are supposed to guard the lives of mankind, unseen and unknown, and if they favor some people more than others, it is because these have won such distinction fairly, as the fairies are very just and impartial. But the idea of adopting a child of men had never occurred to them, because it was in every way opposed to their laws, so their curiosity was intense to behold the little stranger adopted by Naseel and her sister Nymphs. Claws looked upon the immortals who thronged around him with fearless eyes and smiling lips. He rode laughingly upon the shoulders of the merry rills. He mischievously pulled the gray beards of the low-browed nooks. He rested his curly head confidently upon the dainty bosom of the fairy queen herself. And the rills loved the sound of his laughter. The nooks loved his courage. The fairies loved his innocence. The boy made friends of them all, and learned to know their laws intimately. No forest flower was trampled beneath his feet, lest the friendly rills should be grieved. He never interfered with the beasts of the forest, lest his friends the nooks should become angry. The fairies he loved dearly, but knowing nothing of mankind he could not understand that he was the only one of his race admitted to friendly intercourse with them. Indeed Claws came to consider that he alone, of all the forest people, had no like nor fellow. To him the forest was the world. He had no idea that millions of toiling-striving human creatures existed, and he was happy and content. CHAPTER 5 THE MASTER WOODSMAN Years pass swiftly in Burzi, for the nymphs have no need to regard time in any way. Even sentries make no change in the dainty creatures. Ever and ever they remain the same, immortal and unchanging. Claws, however, being mortal, grew to manhood day by day. Nisil was disturbed presently to find him too big to lie in her lap, and he had a desire for other food than milk. His stout legs carried him far into Burzi's heart, where he gathered supplies of nuts and berries as well as several sweet and wholesome roots which suited his stomach better than the bell- udders. He sought Nisil's bower less frequently, till finally it became his custom to return thither only to sleep. The nymph, who had come to love him dearly, was puzzled to comprehend the changed nature of her charge, and unconsciously altered her own mode of life to conform to his whims. She followed him readily through the forest's paths, as did many of her sister-nymphs, explaining as they walked all the mysteries of the gigantic wood and the habits and nature of the living things which dwelt beneath its shade. The language of the beasts became clear to little Claws, but he never could understand their sulky and morose tempers. Only the squirrels, the mice, and the rabbits seemed to possess cheerful and merry natures. Yet would the boy laugh when the panther growled and stroked the bear's glossy coat, while the creature snarled and bared its teeth menacingly. The growls and snarls were not for claws he well knew, so what did they matter? He could sing the songs of the bees, recite the poetry of the wood-flowers, and relate the history of every blinking owl in Brzee. He helped the reels to feed their plants and the nooks to keep order among the animals. The little immortals regarded him as a privileged person, being especially protected by Queen Zerlene and her nymphs and favoured by the great ac himself. One day the master woodsman came back to the forest of Brzee. He had visited, in turn, all his forests throughout the world, and there were many and broad. Not until he entered the glade where the Queen and her nymphs were assembled to greet him did Ac remember the child he had permitted Nassil to adopt. Then he found, sitting familiarly in the circle of lovely immortals, a broad-shouldered stalwart youth, who, when erect, stood fully as high as the shoulder of the master himself. Ac paused, silent and frowning, to bend his piercing gaze upon claws. The clear eyes met his own, steadfastly, and the woodsman gave a sigh of relief as he marked their placid depths and read the youth's brave and innocent heart. Nevertheless, as Ac sat beside the fair queen and the golden chalice filled with rare nectar passed from lip to lip, the master woodsman was strangely silent and reserved and stroked his beard many times with a thoughtful motion. With mourning he called claws aside in kindly fashion, saying, Bit good-bye for a time to Nassil and her sisters, for you shall accompany me on my journey through the world. The venture pleased claws, who knew well the honour of being companion of the master woodsman of the world. But Nassil wept for the first time in her life, and clung to the boy's neck as if she could not bear to let him go. The nymph who had mothered this dirty youth was still as dainty, as charming and beautiful as when she had dared to face Ac with the babe clasped to her breast, nor was her love less great. Ac beheld the two clinging together, seemingly as brother and sister to one another, and again he wore his thoughtful look. CHAPTER 6 Taking claws to a small clearing in the forest, the master said, Place your hand upon my girdle, and hold fast while we journey through the air. For now shall we encircle the world, and look upon many of the haunts of those men from whom you are descended. These words caused claws to marvel, for until now he had thought himself the only one of his kind upon the earth. Yet in silence he grasped firmly the girdle of the great Ac, his astonishment forbidding speech. Then the vast forest of Brzee seemed to fall away from their feet, and the youth found himself passing swiftly through the air at a great height. Air long there were spires beneath them, while buildings of many shapes and colors met their downward view. It was a city of men, and Ac, pausing to descend, led claws to its enclosure. Said the master, So long as you hold fast to my girdle, you will remain unseen by all mankind, though seen clearly yourself. To release your grasp will be to separate yourself forever from me and your home in Brzee. One of the first laws of the forest is obedience, and claws had no thought of disobeying the master's wish. He clung fast to the girdle and remained invisible. Thereafter with each moment passed in the city the youth's wonder grew. He who had supposed himself created differently from all others, now found the earth swarming with creatures of his own kind. Indeed, said Ac, the immortals are few, but the mortals are many. Claws looked earnestly upon his fellows.  Some worked at tedious tasks, some strutted in impudent conceit, some were thoughtful and grave, while others seemed happy and content. Men of many natures were there, as everywhere, and claws found much to please him, and much to make him sad. But especially he noted the children, first curiously, then eagerly, then lovingly, ragged little ones rolled in the dust of the streets, playing with scraps and pebbles. Other children, daily dressed, were propped upon cushions and fed with sugar-plums. Yet the children of the rich were not happier than those playing with the dust and pebbles it seemed to claws. Childhood is the time of man's greatest content, said Ac, following the youth's thoughts. Tis during these years of innocent pleasure that the little ones are most free from care. Tell me, said Claus, why do not all these babies fair alike? Because they are born in both cottage and palace, returned the master. The difference in the wealth of the parents determines the lot of the child. Some are carefully tended and clothed in silks and dainty linen. Others are neglected and covered with rags. But all seem equally fair and sweet, said Claus thoughtfully. While they are babes, yes, agreed Ac. Their joy is in being alive, and they do not stop to think. In after years the doom of mankind overtakes them, and they find they must struggle and worry, work, fret, to gain the wealth that is so dear to the hearts of men. Such things are unknown in the forest where you were reared. Claus was silent a moment. Then he asked, why was I reared in the forest among those who are not of my race? Then Ac, in gentle voice, told him the story of his babyhood, how he had been abandoned at the forest's edge and left to pray to wild beasts, and how the loving nymph Naseel had rescued him and brought him to manhood under the protection of the immortals. Yet I am not of them, said Claus musingly. You are not of them, returned the woodsman.  Buy and buy when you grow old and gray. She will seem like a daughter. Yet another brief span, and you will be but a memory. While she remains Naseel, then why, if man must perish, is he born, demanded the boy. Everything perishes except the world itself and its keepers, answered Ac. But while life lasts, everything on earth has its use. The wise seek ways to be helpful to the world. For the helpful ones are sure to live again. Much of this Claus failed to understand fully, but a longing seized him to become helpful to his fellows, and he remained grave and thoughtful while they resumed their journey. They visited many dwellings of men in many parts of the world, watching farmers toil in the fields, warriors dash into cruel fray, and merchants exchange their goods for bits of white and yellow metal. And everywhere the eyes of Claus sought out the children in love and pity. For the thought of his own helpless babyhood was strong within him, and he yearned to give help to the innocent little ones of his race, even as he had been secured by the kindly nymph. Day by day the master Woodsman and his pupil traversed the earth, Ac speaking but seldom to the youth, who clung steadfastly to his girdle, but guiding him into all places where he might become familiar with the lives of human beings. And at last they returned to the grand old forest of Brzee, where the master set Claus down within the circle of nymphs, among whom the pretty Naseel anxiously awaited him. The brow of the great Ac was now calm and peaceful, but the brow of Claus had become lined with deep thought. Naseel sighed at the change in her foster son, who until now had been ever joyous and smiling, and the thought came to her that never again would the life of the boy be the same as before this eventful journey with the master. CHAPTER VII. CLAWS LEAVES THE FOREST. When good Queen Zerlene had touched the golden chalice with her fair lips, and it had been passed around the circle in honour of the traveller's return, the master Woodsman of the world, who had not yet spoken, turned his gaze frankly upon Claus and said, Well, the boy understood, and rose slowly to his feet beside Naseel. Once only his eyes passed around the familiar circle of nymphs, every one of whom he remembered as a loving comrade, but tears came unbidden to dim his sight, so he gazed thereafter steadfastly at the master.  Yet every man has his mission, which is to leave the world better in some way than he found it. I am of the race of men, and man's lot is my lot. For your tender care of the poor, forsaken babe you adopted, as well as for your loving comradeship during my boyhood, my heart will ever overflow with gratitude. My foster mother, here he stopped and kissed Naseel's white forehead. I shall love and cherish while life lasts, but I must leave you to take my part in the endless struggle to which humanity is doomed, and to live my life in my own way. What will you do? asked the queen gravely. I must devote myself to the care of the children of mankind, and try to make them happy, he answered. Since your own tender care of a babe brought me to happiness and strength, it is just and right that I devote my life to the pleasure of other babes. Thus will the memory of the loving Nymph Naseel be planted within the hearts of thousands of my race for many years to come. And her kindly act be recounted in song and in story, while the world shall last. Have I spoken well, O master? You have spoken well, returned act, and rising to his feet he continued, yet one thing must not be forgotten. Having been adopted as the child of the forest, and the play-fellow of the nymphs, you have gained a distinction which forever separates you from your kind. Therefore, when you go forth into the world of men, you shall retain the protection of the forest, and the powers you now enjoy will remain with you, to assist you in your labours. In any need you may call upon the nymphs, the rills, the nooks and the fairies, and they will serve you gladly. I, the master woodsman of the world, have said it, and my word is the law. Claws looked upon Ack with grateful eyes. This will make me mighty among men, he replied. Protected by these kind friends, I may be able to make thousands of little children happy. I will try very hard to do my duty, and I know the forest people will give me their sympathy and help. We will, said the fairy queen earnestly. We will, cried the merry rills, laughing. We will, shouted the crooked nooks, scowling. We will, exclaimed the sweet nymphs proudly, but Naseel said nothing. She only folded claws in her arms and kissed him tenderly. The world is big, continued the boy, turning again to his loyal friends. But men are everywhere. I shall begin my work near my friends, so that if I meet with misfortune I can come to the forest for counsel or help.  There was no need to say goodbye, but for him the sweet, wild life of the forest was over. He went forth bravely to meet his doom, the doom of the race of man, the necessity to worry and work. But Ack, who knew the boy's heart, was merciful and guided his steps. Coming through Berzee to his eastern edge, claws reached the laughing valley of Hohaho. On each side were rolling green hills, and a brook wandered midway between them to wind a far off beyond the valley. At his back was the grim forest, at the far end of the valley, a broad plain. The eyes of the young man, which had until now reflected his grave thoughts, became brighter as he stood silent, looking out upon the laughing valley. Then, on a sudden, his eyes twinkled, as stars do on a still night, and grew merry and wide. Or at his feet the cow slips and daisies smiled on him in friendly regard. The breeze whistled gaily as it passed by and fluttered the locks on his forehead. The brook laughed joyously as it leaped over the pebbles and swept around the green curves on its banks. The bees sang sweet songs as they flew from Dandelion to Daffodil. The beetles chirped happily in the long grass, and the sunbeams glinted pleasantly over all the scene. Here, cried Claus, stretching out his arms as if to embrace the valley. Will I make my home? That was many, many years ago. It has been his home ever since. It is his home now. When Claus came, the valley was empty, save for the grass, the brook, the wild flowers, the bees, and the butterflies. If he would make his home here and live after the fashion of men, he must have a house. This puzzled him at first, but while he stood smiling in the sunshine, he suddenly found beside him old Nelko, the servant of the master woodsman. Nelko bore an axe, strong and broad, with blade that gleamed like burnished silver. This he placed in the young man's hand, then disappeared without a word. Claus understood, and turning to the forest edge, he selected a number of fallen tree trunks, which he began to clear of their dead branches. He would not cut into a living tree. His life among the nymphs who guarded the forest had taught him that a live tree is sacred, being a created thing endowed with feeling. But with the dead and fallen trees it was different. They had fulfilled their destiny as active members of the forest community, and now it was fitting that their remains should minister to the needs of man. The axe bit deep into the logs at every stroke. It seemed to have a force of its own, and Claus had but to swing and guide it. When shadows began creeping over the green hills to lie in the valley overnight, the young man had chopped many logs into equal lengths and proper shapes for building a house such as he had seen the poorer classes of men inhabit. Then resolving to await another day before he tried to fit the logs together, Claus ate some of the sweet roots he well knew how to find, drank deeply from the laughing brook, and lay down to sleep on the grass. First seeking a spot where no flowers grew, lest the weight of his body should crush them. And while he slumbered and breathed in the perfume of the wondrous valley, the spirit of happiness crept into his heart and drove out all terror and care and misgivings. Never more would the face of Claus be clouded with anxieties. Never more would the trials of life weigh him down as with a burden. The laughing valley had claimed him for its own. Would that we all might live in that delightful place? But then maybe it would become overcrowded. For ages it had awaited a tenant. Was it chance that led young Claus to make his home in this happy veil? Or may we guess that his thoughtful friends, the immortals, had directed his steps when he wandered away from Brazil to seek a home in the great world. Certain it is that while the moon peered over the hilltop and flooded with its soft beams the body of the sleeping stranger, the laughing valley was filled with the queer, crooked shapes of the friendly nooks. These people spoke no words but worked with skill and swiftness. The logs Claus had trimmed with his bright axe were carried to a spot beside the brook and fitted one upon another, and during the night a strong and roomy dwelling was built. The birds came sweeping into the valley at daybreak, and their songs so seldom heard in the deep wood aroused the stranger. He rubbed the web of sleep from his eyelids and looked around. The house met his gaze. I must thank the nooks for this, said he, gratefully. Then he walked to his dwelling and entered at the doorway. A large room faced him, having a fireplace at the end and a table and bench in the middle. Beside the fireplace was a cupboard, another doorway was beyond. Claus entered here also and saw a smaller room with a bed against the wall and a stool set near a small stand. On the bed were many layers of dried moss brought from the forest. Indeed, it is a palace, exclaimed the smiling Claus. I must thank the good nooks again for their knowledge of man's needs as well as for their labours on my behalf. He left his new home with a glad feeling that he was not quite alone in the world, although he had chosen to abandon his forest life. Nooks are not easily broken and the immortals are everywhere. Upon reaching the brook he drank of the pure water and then sat down on the bank to laugh at the mischievous gambles of the ripples as they pushed one another against rock so crowded desperately to see which should first reach the turn beyond. And as they raced away he listened to the song they sang. Then pushing on we go, not a wave may gently flow, all are too excited, every drop delighted turns to spray in merry play as we tumble on our way.  Blooming, barely growing, rarely never flowering, spurs so gay, perfume breathing, joy bequeathing as our colors we display. It made Claus laugh to hear the little things voice their happiness as they nodded gracefully on their stems. But another strain caught his ears as the sunbeams fell gently across his face, whispered, Here is gladness that our rays warm the valley through the days, here is happiness to give comfort unto all who live. Yes, cried Claus in answer, there is happiness and joy in all things here. The laughing valley is a valley of peace and goodwill. He passed the day talking with the ants and beetles and exchanging jokes with the light-hearted butterflies, and at night he lay on his bed of soft moss and slept soundly. Then came the fairies, merry but noiseless, bringing skillets and pots and dishes and pans and all the tools necessary to prepare food and to comfort a mortal. With these they filled cupboard and fireplace, finally placing a stout suit of wool clothing on the stool by the bedside. When Claus awoke he rubbed his eyes again and laughed and spoke aloud his thanks to the fairies and the master woodsmen who had sent them. With eager joy he examined all his new possessions, wondering what some might be used for. But in the days when he had clung to the girdle of the great acke and visited the cities of men, his eyes had been quick to note all the manners and customs of the race to which he belonged. So he guessed from the gifts brought by the fairies that the master expected him hereafter to live in the fashion of his fellow creatures. Which means that I must plow the earth and plant corn, he reflected, so that when winter comes I shall have garnered food in plenty. But as he stood in the grassy valley he saw that to turn up the earth in furrows would be to destroy hundreds of pretty healthless flowers as well as thousands of the tender blades of grass, and this he could not bear to do. Therefore he stretched out his arms and uttered a peculiar whistle he had learned in the forest, afterward crying, Rills of the field flowers, come to me!  Claus gazed upon them earnestly. Your brothers of the forest, he said, I have known and loved many years. I shall love you also when we have become friends. To me the laws of the rills, whether those of the forest or of the field, are sacred. I have never willfully destroyed one of the flowers you tend so carefully. But I must plant grain to use for food during the cold winter. And how am I to do this without killing the little creatures that sing to me so prettily of their fragrant blossoms? The yellow rill, he who tended the butter-cups, made answer. Frith not, friend Claus, the great Ack has spoken to us of you. There is better work for you in life than to labor for food, and, though not being of the forest, Ack has no command over us. Nevertheless, are we glad to favor one he loves? Live, therefore, to do the good work you are resolved to undertake. We, the field rills, will attend to your food supplies. After this speech the rills were no longer to be seen, and Claus drove from his mind the thought of tilling the earth. When next he wandered back to his dwelling a bowl of fresh milk stood upon the table. Bread was in the cupboard, and sweet honey filled a dish beside it. A pretty basket of rosy apples and new plucked grapes was also awaiting him. He called out, thanks, my friends, to the invisible rills, and straight away began to eat of the food. Thereafter, when hungry, he had but to look into the cupboard to find goodly supplies brought by the kindly rills. The nooks cut and stacked much wood for his fireplace, and the fairies brought him warm blankets and clothing. So began his life in the Laughing Valley, with the favor and friendship of the immortals to minister to his every want. CHAPTER II Our Claus had wisdom, for his good fortune but strengthened his resolve to befriend the little ones of his own race. He knew his plan was approved by the immortals, else they would not have favored him so greatly. So he began at once to make acquaintance with mankind. He walked through the valley to the plain beyond, and crossed the plain in many directions to reach the abodes of men. These stood singly or in groups of dwellings called villages, and in nearly all the houses, whether big or little, Claus found children. The youngsters soon came to know his merry laughing face and the kind glance of his bright eyes, and the parents, while they regarded the young men with some scorn for loving children more than their elders, were content that the girls and boys had found a playfellow who seemed willing to amuse them. So the children romped and played games with Claus, and the boys rode upon his shoulders and the girls nestled in his strong arms, and the babies clung fondly to his knees. Wherever the young man chanced to be, the sound of childish laughter followed him, and to understand this better you must know that children were much neglected in those days and received little attention from their parents, so that it became to them a marvel that so goodly a man as Claus devoted his time to making them happy. And those who knew him were, you may be sure, very happy indeed. The sad faces of the poor and abused grew bright for once. The cripple smiled despite his misfortune. The ailing ones hushed their moans and the grieved ones their cries when their merry friend came nigh to comfort them. Only at the beautiful palace of the Lord of Lird, and at the frowning castle of the barren brown was Claus refused admittance. There were children at both places, but the servants at the palace shut the door in the young stranger's face, and the fierce barren threatened to hang him from an iron hook on the castle walls, whereupon Claus sighed and went back to the poorer dwellings where he was welcome. After a time the winter drew near. The flowers lived out their lives and faded and disappeared. The beetles burrowed far into the warm earth. The butterflies deserted the meadows, and the voice of the brook grew hoarse as if it had taken cold. One day snowflakes filled all the air in the laughing valley, dancing boisterously toward the earth and clothing in pure white raiment the roof of Claus's dwelling. At night Jack Frost wrapped at the door. Come in, cried Claus. Come out, answered Jack, for you have a fire inside. So Claus came out. He had known Jack Frost in the forest and liked the jolly rogue, even while he mistrusted him. There will be a rare sport for me tonight, Claus, shouted the sprite. Isn't this glorious weather? I shall nip scores of noses and ears and toes before daybreak. If you love me, Jack, spare the children, begged Claus, and why? asked the other in surprise. They are tender and helpless, answered Claus, but I'd love to nip the tender ones, declared Jack. The older ones are tough and tire my fingers. The young ones are weak and cannot fight you, said Claus. True, agreed Jack thoughtfully. Well, I will not pinch a child this night if I can resist the temptation, he promised. Good night, Claus. Good night. The young man went in and closed the door, and Jack Frost ran on to the nearest village. Claus threw a log on the fire, which burned up brightly. Beside the hearth sat Blinky, a big cat given him by Peter the Nook. Her fur was soft and glossy, and she purred never-ending songs of contentment. I shall not see the children again soon, said Claus to the cat, who kindly paused in her song to listen. The winter is upon us, the snow will be deep for many days, and I shall be unable to play with my little friends. The cat raised a paw and stroked her nose thoughtfully, but made no reply. So long as the fire burned and Claus sat in his easy chair by the hearth, she did not mind the weather. So passed many days and many long evenings. The cupboard was always full, but Claus became weary with having nothing to do more than to feed the fire from the big woodpile the Nooks had brought him.  He had no thought at first except to occupy his time, and he whistled and sang to the cat as he carved away portions of the stick.  Claus glanced at Puss, and then at the stick he was whittling, until presently the wood began to have a shape, and the shape was like the head of a cat, with two ears sticking upward. Claus stopped whistling to laugh, and then both he and the cat looked at the wooden image in some surprise.  Puss hardly knew what to make of it now, and sat up stiffly as if watching with some suspicion what would come next. Claus knew the head gave him an idea. He plied his knife carefully and with skill forming slowly the body of the cat, which he made to sit upon its haunches as the real cat did, with her tail wound around her two front legs. The work cost him much time, but the evening was long, and he had nothing better to do. Finally, he gave a loud and delighted laugh at the result of his labours and placed the wooden cat, now completed, upon the hearth opposite the real one. Puss thereupon glared at her image, raised her hair in anger and uttered a defiant mew. The wooden cat paid no attention, and Claus, much amused, laughed again. Then Blinky advanced toward the wooden image to eye it closely and smell of it intelligently. Eyes and nose told her the creature was wood, in spite of its natural appearance, so Puss resumed her seat and her purring. But as she neatly washed her face with her padded paw, she cast more than one admiring glance at her clever master. Perhaps she felt the same satisfaction we feel when we look upon good photographs of ourselves. The cat's master was himself pleased with his handiwork, without knowing exactly why. Indeed, he had great cause to congratulate himself that night, and all the children throughout the world should have joined him rejoicing, for Claus had made his first toy. Chapter 3 How the Rills Colored the Toys A hush lay on the laughing valley now. Snow covered it like a white spread, and pillows of downy flakes drifted before the dwelling, where Claus sat feeding the blaze of the fire. The brook gurgled on beneath a heavy sheet of ice, and all living plants and insects nestled close to Mother Earth to keep warm. The face of the moon was hid by dark clouds, and the wind, delighting in the wintry sport, pushed and whirled the snowflakes in so many directions that they could get no chance to fall to the ground. Claus heard the wind whistling and shrieking in its play, and thanked the good nooks again for his comfortable shelter. He washed her face lazily, and stared at the coals with a look of perfect content. The toy-cat sat opposite the real one, and gazed straight ahead, as toy-cat should. Suddenly Claus heard a noise that sounded different from the voice of the wind. It was more like a wail of suffering and despair. He stood up and listened, but the wind, growing boisterous, shook the door and rattled the windows to distract his attention. He waited until the wind was tired, and then, still listening, he heard once more the shrill cry of distress. Quickly he drew on his coat, pulled his cap over his eyes, and opened the door. The wind dashed in and scattered the embers over the hearth, at the same time blowing Blinky's fur so furiously that she crept under the table to escape. Then the door was closed, and Claus was outside, peering anxiously into the darkness. The wind laughed and scolded, and tried to push him over, but he stood firm. The helpless flakes stumbled against his eyes and dimmed his sight, but he rubbed them away and looked again. Snow was everywhere, white and glittering. It covered the earth and filled the air. The cry was not repeated. Claus turned to go back into the house, but the wind caught him unawares, and he stumbled and fell across a snowdrift. His hand plunged into the drift and touched something that was not snow. This he seized, and pulling it gently toward him, found it to be a child. The next moment he had lifted it in his arms and carried it into the house. The wind followed him through the door, but Claus shut it out quickly. He laid the rescue child on the hearth, and brushing away the snow, he discovered it to be Weakum, a little boy who lived in a house beyond the valley. Claus wrapped a warm blanket around the little one and rubbed the frost from its limbs. Before long the child opened his eyes, and seeing where he was, smiled happily. Then Claus warmed milk and fed it to the boy slowly, while the cat looked on with sober curiosity. Finally the little one curled up in his friend's arms and sighed and fell asleep, and Claus filled with gladness that he had found the wanderer, held him closely while he slumbered. The wind, finding no more mischief to do, climbed the hill and swept on toward the north. This gave the weary snowflake's time to settle down to earth, and the valley became still again. The boy, having slept well in the arms of his friend, opened his eyes and sat up. Then, as a child will, he looked around the room and saw all that it contained. Your cat is a nice cat, Claus, he said at last. Let me hold it, but Puss objected, and ran away. The other cat won't run, Claus, continued the boy, let me hold that one. Claus placed the toy in his arms, and the boy held it lovingly and kissed the top of its wooden ear. How did you get lost in the storm, Weakum? asked Claus. I started to walk to my auntie's house and lost my way, answered Weakum. Were you frightened? It was cold, said Weakum, and the snow got in my eyes so I could not see. Then I kept on till I fell in the snow, without knowing where I was, and the wind blew the flakes over me and covered me up. Claus gently stroked his head, and the boy looked up at him and smiled. I'm all right now, said Weakum. Yes, replied Claus happily.  May the cat sleep with me? asked the boy. Yes, if you wish it to. It's a nice cat, Weakum said, smiling, as Claus tucked the blankets around him, and presently the little one fell asleep with the wooden toy in his arms. When morning came, the sun claimed the Laughing Valley and flooded it with his rays, so Claus prepared to take the lost child back to its mother. May I keep the cat claws? asked Weakum. It's nicer than real cats, it doesn't run away, or scratch or bite. May I keep it? Yes, indeed, answered Claus, pleased that the toy he had made could give pleasure to the child. So he wrapped the boy and the wooden cat in a warm cloak, perching the bundle upon his own broad shoulders, and then he tramped through the snow and the drifts of the valley and across the plain beyond, to the poor cottage where Weakum's mother lived. See, Mama, cried the boy, as soon as they entered, I've got a cat. The good woman wept tears of joy over the rescue of her darling, and thanked Claus many times for his kind act. So he carried a warm and happy heart back to his home in the valley. That night, he said to Puss, I believe the children will love the wooden cats, almost as well as the real ones, and they can't hurt them by pulling their tails and ears. I'll make another. So this was the beginning of his great work. The next cat was better made than the first. While Claus sat whittling it out, the yellow rail came in to make him a visit, and so pleased was he with the man's skill that he ran away and brought several of his fellows. There sat the red rail, the black rail, the green rail, the blue rail, and the yellow rail in a circle on the floor, while Claus whittled and whistled and the wooden cat grew into shape. If it could be made the same color as the real cat, no one would know the difference, said the yellow rail thoughtfully. The little ones, maybe, would not know the difference, replied Claus, pleased with the idea. I will bring you some of the red that I color my roses and tulips with, cried the red rail, and then you can make the cat's lips and tongue red. I will bring some of the green that I color my grasses and leaves with, said the green rail, and then you can color the cat's eyes green. They will need a bit of yellow also, remarked the yellow rail. I must fetch some of the yellow that I use to color my buttercups and golden rods with. The real cat is black, said the black rail.  I see you have a blue ribbon around Blinky's neck out of the blue rail. I will get some of the color that I use to paint the blue bells and forget me nots with, and then you can carve a wooden ribbon on the toy cat's neck and paint it blue. So the rills disappeared, and by the time Claus had finished carving out the form of the cat, they were all back with paints and brushes. They made Blinky sit upon the table, the Claus might paint the toy cat just the right color, and when the work was done, the rills declared it was exactly as good as a live cat. That is, to all appearances, added the red rill. Blinky seemed a little offended by the attention bestowed upon the toy, and that she might not seem to approve the imitation cat. She walked to the corner of the hearth and sat down with a dignified air. But Claus was delighted, and as soon as morning came, he started out and tramped through the snow, across the valley and the plain, until he came to a village. There, in a poor hut, near the walls of the beautiful palace of the Lord of Lourdes, a little girl lay upon a wretched cot, moaning with pain. Claus approached the child and kissed her and comforted her, and then he drew the toy cat from beneath his coat, where he had hidden it and placed it in her arms. Oh, how well he felt himself repaid for his labor and his long walk, when he saw the little one's eyes grow bright with pleasure. She hugged the kitty tight to her breast, as if it had been a precious gem, and would not let it go for a single moment. The fever was quieted, the pain grew less, and she fell into a sweet and refreshing sleep. Claus laughed and whistled and sang all the way home, never had he been so happy as on that day. When he entered his house, he found Sheagra, the lioness, awaiting him. Since his babyhood, Sheagra had loved Claus, and while he dwelt in the forest, she had often come to visit him at Naseel's Bower. After Claus had gone to live in the Laughing Valley, Sheagra became lonely and ill at ease, and now she had braved the snowdrifts, which all lions bore, to see him once more. Sheagra was getting old, and her teeth were beginning to fall out, while the hairs that tipped her ears and tail had changed from tawny yellow to white. Claus found her lying on his heart, and he put his arms around the neck of the lioness and hugged her lovingly. The cat had retired into a far corner. She did not care to associate with Sheagra. Claus told his old friend about the cats he had made, and how much pleasure they had given Weekum and the sick girl. Sheagra did not know much about children. Indeed, if she met a child, she could scarcely be trusted not to devour it. But she was interested in Claus's new labours, and said, These images seem to me very attractive, yet I cannot see why you should make cats, which are very unimportant animals. Suppose now that I am here, you make the image of a lioness, the queen of all beasts. Then indeed your children will be happy, and safe at the same time. Claus thought this was a good suggestion, so he got a piece of wood and sharpened his knife, while Sheagra crouched upon the hearth at his feet. With much care he carved the head of the likeness of the lioness, even to the two fierce teeth that curved over her lower lip, and the deep frowning lines above her wide open eyes. When it was finished, he said, You have a terrible look, Sheagra. Then the image is like me, she answered, For I am indeed terrible to all who are not my friends. Claus now carved out the body, with Sheagra's long tail trailing behind it. The image of the crouching lioness was very lifelike. It pleases me, said Sheagra, yawning and stretching her body gracefully. Now I will watch while you paint. He brought the paints the rills had given him from the cupboard, and coloured the image to resemble the real Sheagra. The lioness placed her big padded paws upon the edge of the table, and raised herself while she carefully examined the toy that was her likeness. You are indeed skillful, she said proudly. The children will like that better than cats, I'm sure. Then snarling at Blinky, who arched her back in terror and whined fearfully, she walked away toward her forest home, with stately strides. CHAPTER 4 OF THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES of Santa Claus by L. FRANK BAUM. The winter was over now, and all the laughing valley was filled with joyous excitement. The brook was so happy at being free once again that it gurgled more boisterously than ever, and dashed so recklessly against the rocks that it sent showers of spray high in the air. The grass thrust its sharp little blades upward through the mad of dead stalks where it had hidden from the snow, but the flowers were yet too timid to show themselves, although the rills were busy feeding their roots. The sun was in remarkably good humour, and sent his rays dancing merrily throughout the valley. Claus was eating his dinner one day when he heard a timid knock on his door. Come in, he called. No one entered, but after a pause came another rapping. Claus jumped up and threw open the door. Before him stood a small girl holding a smaller brother fast by the hand. Is you, Claus? she asked shyly. Indeed I am, my dear, he answered with a laugh, as he caught both children in his arms and kissed them. You are very welcome, and you come just in time to share my dinner. He took them to the table and fed them with fresh milk and nut cakes. When they had eaten enough, he asked, Why have you made this long journey to see me? I want a cat, replied Little Mary, and her brother, who had not yet learned to speak many words, nodded his head and exclaimed like an echo, Cat! Oh, you want my toy cats, do you? replied Claus, greatly pleased to discover that his creations were so popular with children. The little visitors nodded eagerly. Unfortunately, he continued, I have but one cat now ready, for I carry two to children in the town yesterday. And the one I have shall be given to your brother, Mary, because he is the smaller, and the next one I make shall be for you. The boy's face was bright with smiles as he took the precious toy Claus held out to him.  Her disappointment made Claus feel miserable for a moment. Then he suddenly remembered Shiegra. Don't cry, darling, he said soothingly, I have a toy much nicer than a cat, and you shall have that. He went to the cupboard and drew out the image of the lioness, which he placed on the table before Mary. The girl raised her arm and gave one glance at the fierce teeth and glaring eyes of the beast, and then, uttering a terrified scream, she rushed from the house. The boy followed her, also screaming lustily, and even dropping his precious cat in his fear. For a moment Claus stood motionless, being puzzled and astonished. Then he threw Shiegra's image into the cupboard and ran after the children, calling to them not to be frightened. Little Mary stopped in her flight, and her brother clung to her skirt. But they both cast fearful glances at the house until Claus had assured them many times that the beast had been locked in the cupboard. Yet, why were you frightened at seeing it, he asked? It is only a toy to play with.  Perhaps you are right, returned Claus thoughtfully, but if you will return with me to the house, I will soon make you a pretty cat. So they timidly entered the house again, having faith in their friends' words, and afterward they had the joy of watching Claus carve out a cat from a bit of wood and paint it in natural colors. It did not take him long to do this, for he had become skillful with his knife by this time, and Mary loved her toy the more dearly because she had seen it made. After his little visitors had trotted away on their journey homeward, Claus sat long in deep thought, and he then decided that such fierce creatures as his friend the lioness would never do his models from which to fashion his toys. There must be nothing to frighten the dear babies, he reflected, and while I know she agra well and am not afraid of her, it is but natural that children should look upon her image with terror. Hereafter I will choose such mild-mannered animals as squirrels and rabbits and deer and lambkins from which to carve my toys, for them the little ones will love rather than fear them. He began his work that very day, and before bedtime had made a wooden rabbit and a lamb. They were not quite so lifelike as the cats had been, because they were formed from memory, while Blinky had sat very still for Claus to look at while he worked. Yet the new toys pleased the children nevertheless, and the fame of Claus's playthings quickly spread to every cottage on plain and in village. He always carried his gifts to the sick or crippled children, but those who were strong enough walked to the house in the valley to ask for them. So a little path was soon worn from the plain to the door of the toymaker's cottage. First came the children who had been playmates of Claus before he began to make toys. These, you may be sure, were well supplied. Then children who lived farther away heard of the wonderful images and made journeys to the valley to secure them. All little ones were welcome, and never a one went away empty-handed. This demand for his handiwork kept Claus busily occupied, but he was quite happy in knowing the pleasure he gave to so many of the dear children. His friends, the immortals, were pleased with his success and supported him bravely. The nooks selected for him clear pieces of soft wood that his knife might not be blunted in cutting them. The rills kept him supplied with paints of all colors and brushes fashioned from the tips of timothy grasses. The fairies discovered that the workmen needed saws and chisels and hammers and nails as well as knives, and brought him a goodly array of such tools. Claus soon turned his living room into a most wonderful workshop. He built a bench before the window, and arranged his tools and paints so that he could reach everything as he sat on his stool. And as he finished toy after toy to delight the hearts of the little children, he found himself growing so gay and happy that he could not refrain from singing and laughing and whistling all the day long. It's because I live in the Laughing Valley where everything else laughs, said Claus. But that was not the reason. Chapter 5 How Bessie Blivesome Came to the Laughing Valley One day as Claus sat before his door to enjoy the sunshine while he busily carved the head and horns of a toy deer, he looked up and discovered a glittering cavalcade of horsemen approaching through the valley. When they drew nearer, he saw that the band consisted of a score of men at arms, clad in bright armor and bearing in their hands spears and battle-axes. In front of these rode Little Bessie Blivesome, the pretty daughter of that proud Lord of Lourdes who had once driven claws from his palace. Her pal-free was pure white, its bridle was covered with glittering gems, and its saddle draped with cloth of gold, richly broodered. The soldiers were sent to protect her from harm while she journeyed. Claus was surprised, but he continued to whittle and to sing until the cavalcade drew up before him. Then the little girl leaned over the neck of her pal-free and said, Please, Mr. Claus, I want a toy. Her voice was so pleading that Claus jumped up at once and stood beside her, but he was puzzled how to answer her request.  Except toys, added Bessie, there are no toys in all the world but yours, and I make them for the poor children who have nothing else to amuse them, continued Claus. Do poor children love to play with toys more than rich ones? asked Bessie. I suppose not, said Claus thoughtfully. Am I to blame because my father is a Lord? Must I be denied the pretty toys I long for because other children are poorer than I? She inquired earnestly. I'm afraid you must, dear, he answered, for the poor have nothing else with which to amuse themselves. You have your pony to ride, your servants to wait on you, and every comfort that money can procure. But I want toys, cried Bessie, wiping away the tears that forced themselves into her eyes. If I cannot have them, I shall be very unhappy. Claus was troubled, for her grief recalled to him the thought that his desire was to make all children happy without regard to their condition in life. Yet while so many poor children were clamoring for his toys, he could not bear to give one of them to Bessie Blidesome, who had so much already to make her happy. Listen, my child, said he gently, all the toys I am now making are promised to others, but the next shall be yours, since your heart so longs for it. Come to me again in two days, and it shall be ready for you. Bessie gave a cry of delight, and leaning over her pony's neck, she kissed Claus prettily upon his forehead. Then calling to her men at arms, she rode gaily away, leaving Claus to resume his work. If I am to supply the rich children as well as the poor ones, he thought, I shall not have a spare moment in the whole year. But is it right I should give to the rich? Surely I must go to Naseel and talk with her about this matter. So when he had finished the toy-deer, which was very like a deer he had known in the forest-glades, he walked into Brzee and made his way to the bower of the beautiful Nymph Naseel, who had been his foster mother. She greeted him tenderly and lovingly, listening with interest to his story of the visit of Bessie Blidesome. And now tell me, said he, shall I give toys to rich children? We of the forest know nothing of riches, she replied. It seems to me that one child is like another child, since they are all made of the same clay, and that riches are like a gown which may be put on or taken away, leaving the child unchanged. But the fairies are guardians of mankind, and no mortal children better than I. Let us call the fairy queen. This was done, and the queen of the fairies sat beside them, and heard claws relate his reasons for thinking the rich children could get along without his toys, and also what the Nymph had said. Naseel is right, declared the queen, for whether it be rich or poor, a child's longings for pretty playthings are but natural. Rich Bessie's heart may suffer as much grief as poor may raise.  I think, friend Claus, it is your duty to make all little ones glad, whether they chance to live in palaces or in cottages. Your words are wise, fair queen, replied Claus, and my heart tells me they are just as they are wise. Hereafter all children may claim my services. Then he bowed before the gracious fairy, and kissing Naseel's red lips went back into his valley. At the brook he stopped to drink, and afterward he sat on the bank and took a piece of moist clay in his hands, while he thought what sort of toy he should make for Bessie Blidesome. He did not notice that his fingers were working the clay into shape, until, glancing downward, he found he had unconsciously formed a head that bore a slight resemblance to the nymph Naseel. At once he became interested. Gathering more of the clay from the bank, he carried it to his house. Then with the aid of his knife and a bit of wood, he succeeded in working the clay into the image of a toy nymph. With skillful strokes he formed long waving hair on the head, and covered the body with a gown of oak leaves. The two feet sticking out at the bottom of the gown were clad in sandals, but the clay was soft, and Claus found he must handle it gently to avoid ruining his pretty work. Perhaps the rays of the sun will draw out the moisture and cause the clay to become hard, he thought. So he laid the image on a flat board and placed it in the glare of the sun. This done he went to his bench and began painting the toy deer, and soon he became so interested in the work that he forgot all about the clay nymph. But next morning, happening to notice it as it lay on the board, he found the sun had baked it to the hardness of stone, and it was strong enough to be safely handled. Claus now painted the nymph with great care in the likeness of Naseel, giving it deep blue eyes, white teeth, rosy lips, and reddy brown hair. The gown he colored oak leaf green, and when the paint was dry Claus himself was charmed with the new toy. Of course it was not nearly so lovely as the real Naseel, but considering the material of which it was made, Claus thought it was very beautiful. When Bessie, riding upon her white palfrey, came to his dwelling next day, Claus presented her with the new toy. The little girl's eyes were brighter than ever as she examined the pretty image, and she loved it at once, and held it close to her breast as a mother does to her child. What is it called, Claus? She asked. Now, Claus knew that nymphs do not like to be spoken up by mortals, so he could not tell Bessie it was an image of Naseel he had given her. But as it was a new toy, he searched his mind for a new name to call it by. And the first word he thought of he decided would do very well. It is called a dolly, my dear, he said to Bessie. I shall call the dolly my baby, returned Bessie, kissing it fondly, and I shall tend it and care for it, just as nurse cares for me. Thank you very much, Claus. Your gift has made me happier than I have ever been before. Then she rode away, hugging the toy in her arms. And Claus, seeing her delight, thought he would make another dolly better and more natural than the first. He brought more clay from the brook, and remembering that Bessie had called the dolly her baby, he resolved to form this one into a baby's image. That was no difficult task to the clever workman, and soon the baby dolly was lying on the board and placed in the sun to dry. Then with the clay that was left, he began to make an image of Bessie Blidesome herself. This was not so easy, for he found he could not make the silk and robe of the Lord's daughter out of the common clay. So he called the fairies to his aid and asked them to bring him colored silks with which to make a real dress for the clay image. The fairies set off at once on their errand, and before a nightfall they returned with a generous supply of silks and laces and golden threads. Bessie now became impatient to complete his new dolly, and instead of waiting for the next day's sun, he placed the clay image upon his hearth and covered it over with glowing coals. By morning when he drew the dolly from the ashes, it had baked as hard as if it had lain a full day in the hot sun. Now our claws became a dressmaker as well as a toymaker. He cut the lavender silk and neatly sewed it into a beautiful gown that just fitted the new dolly, and he put a lace collar around its neck and pink silk shoes on its feet. The natural color of baked clay is a light gray, but claws painted the face to resemble the color of flesh, and he gave the dolly Bessie's brown eyes and golden hair and rosy cheeks. It was really a beautiful thing to look upon, and sure to bring joy to some childish heart. While claws was admiring it, he heard a knock at his door, and little Mayree entered. Her face was sad, and her eyes red with continued weeping. Why, what has grieved you, my dear? asked claws, taking the child in his arms. I've... I've... Boke my tat, sobbed Mayree. How? he inquired, his eyes twinkling. I...  Claws laughed. Never mind, Mayree dear, he said, how would you like this new dolly instead of a cat. Mayree looked at the silk-robed dolly, and her eyes grew big with astonishment. Oh, claws!" she cried, clapping her small hands together with rapture. "'Can I have a bootful lady?' "'Do you like it?' he asked. "'I love it,' said she. "'It's better than tats!' "'Then take it, dear, and be careful not to break it.' Mary took the dolly with a joy that was almost reverent, and her face dimpled with smiles as she started along the path toward home. CHAPTER VI. OF THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF SANTA CLAWS by L. FRANK BAUM. This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Recording by JADAPI. SECTION II. MANHOOD. CHAPTER VI. THE WICKEDNESS OF THE AUGUAS. I must now tell you something about the aguas, that terrible race of creatures which caused our good claws so much trouble, and nearly succeeded in robbing the children of the world of their earliest and best friend. I do not like to mention the aguas, but they are a part of this history and cannot be ignored. They were neither mortals nor immortals, but stood midway between those classes of beings. The aguas were invisible to ordinary people, but not to immortals. They could pass swiftly through the air from one part of the world to another, and had the power of influencing the minds of human beings to do their wicked will. They were of gigantic stature, and had coarse, scowling countenances, which showed plainly their hatred of all mankind.  Their homes were in rocky mountainous places, from whence they sallied forth to accomplish their wicked purposes. And one of their number that could think of the most horrible deed for them to do was always elected the king-agua, and all the race obeyed his orders. Sometimes these creatures lived to become a hundred years old, but usually they fought so fiercely among themselves that many were destroyed in combat, and when they died that was the end of them. Immortals were powerless to harm them, and the immortals shuddered when the aguas were mentioned, and always avoided them. So they flourished for many years unopposed, and accomplished much evil. I'm glad to assure you that these vile creatures have long since perished and passed from earth, but in the days when Claus was making his first toys they were a numerous and powerful tribe. One of the principal sports of the aguas was to inspire angry passions in the hearts of little children, so that they quarreled and fought with one another.  They urged little girls to disobey their parents, and then would laugh when the children were punished.  Now when Claus began to make children happy he kept them out of the power of the aguas, for children possessing such lovely playthings as he gave them had no wish to obey the evil thoughts the aguas tried to thrust into their minds. Therefore, one year when the wicked tribe was to elect a new king they chose an agua who proposed to destroy Claus and take him away from the children. There are, as you know, fewer naughty children in the world since Claus came to the Laughing Valley and began to make his toys, said the new king, as he squatted upon a rock and looked around at the scowling faces of his people. Why, Bessie Blidesome has not stamped her foot once this month, nor has Mary's brother slapped his sister's face, or thrown the puppy into the rain barrel. Little Weekum took his bath last night without screaming or struggling, because his mother had promised he should take his toy cat to bed with him. Such a condition of affairs is awful for any agua to think of, and the only way we can direct the naughty actions of children is to take this person Claus away from them. Good, good! cried the big aguas in a chorus, and they clapped their hands to applaud the speech of the king. But what shall we do with him? asked one of the creatures. I have a plan, replied the wicked king, and what his plan was you will soon discover. That night Claus went to bed feeling very happy, for he had completed no less than four pretty toys during the day, and they were sure he thought to make four little children happy. But while he slept, the band of invisible aguas surrounded his bed, bound him with stout cords, and then flew away with him to the middle of a dark forest in far-off Ethop, where they laid him down and left him. When morning came Claus bound himself thousands of miles from any human being, a prisoner in the wild jungle of an unknown land. From the limb of a tree above his head swayed a huge python, one of those reptiles that are able to crush a man's bones in their coils. A few yards away crouched a savage panther, its glaring red eyes fixed full on the helpless Claus. One of those monstrous spotted spiders whose sting is death crept stealthily toward him over the matted leaves, which shriveled and turned black at its very touch. But Claus had been reared in Burzi, and was not afraid. Come to me ye nooks of the forest, he cried, and gave the low peculiar whistle that the nooks know. The panther, which was about to spring upon its victim, turned and slunk away. The python swung itself into the tree and disappeared among the leaves. The spider stopped short in its advance and hid beneath a rotting log. Claus had no time to notice them, for he was surrounded by a band of harsh-featured nooks, more crooked and deformed in appearance than any he had ever seen. Who are you that call on us? demanded one in a gruff voice. The friend of your brothers in Burzi, answered Claus, I have been brought here by my enemies, the Aguas, and left to perish miserably, yet now I implore your help to release me and send me home again. Have you the sign? asked another. Yes, said Claus. They cut his bonds, and with his free arms he made the secret sign of the nooks. Instantly they assisted him to stand upon his feet, and they brought him food and drink to strengthen him. Our brothers of Burzi make queer friends, grumbled an ancient nook, whose flowing beard was pure white, but he who knows our secret sign and signal is entitled to our help, whoever he may be. Close your eyes, stranger, and we will conduct you to your home. Where shall we seek it? Tis in the laughing valley, answered Claus, shutting his eyes. There is but one laughing valley in the known world, so we cannot go astray, remarked the nook. As he spoke, the sound of his voice seemed to die away, so Claus opened his eyes to see what caused the change. To his astonishment he found himself seated on the bench by his own door, with the laughing valley spread out before him. That day he visited the wood-nymphs and related his adventure to Queen Zerlene and the seal. The aguas have become your enemies, said the lovely Queen thoughtfully. So we must do all we can to protect you from their power. It was cowardly to bind him while he slept, remarked in the seal, with indignation. The evil ones are ever cowardly, answered Zerlene, but our friend slumber shall not be disturbed again. The Queen herself came to the dwelling of Claus that evening and placed her seal on every door and window to keep out the aguas, and under the seal of Queen Zerlene was placed the seal of the fairies and the seal of the rills and the seal of the nooks, that the charm might become more powerful. And Claus carried his toys to the children again and made many more of the little ones happy. You may guess how angry the King Agua and his fierce band were when it was known to them that Claus had escaped from the forest of Ethok. They raged madly for a whole week and then held another meeting among the rocks. It is useless to carry him where the nooks reign, said the King, for he has their protection. So let us cast him into a cave of our own mountains where he will surely perish. This was promptly agreed to and the wicked band set out that night to seize Claus, but they found his dwelling guarded by the seals of the immortals and were obliged to go away, baffled and disappointed. Never mind, said the King, he does not sleep always. Next day, as Claus traveled to the village across the plain where he intended to present a toy squirrel to a lame boy, he was suddenly set upon by the Aguas, who seized him and carried him away to the mountains. There they thrust him within a deep cavern and rolled many huge rocks against the entrance to prevent his escape. Deprived thus of light and food, and with little air to breathe, our Claus was indeed in a pitiful plight, but he spoke the mystic words of the fairies which always command their friendly aid, and they came to his rescue and transported him to the laughing valley in the twinkling of an eye. Thus the Aguas discovered they might not destroy one who had earned the friendship of the immortals, so the evil band sought other means of keeping Claus from bringing happiness to children and so making them obedient. Whenever Claus set out to carry his toys to the little ones, an Agua, who had been set to watch his movements, sprang upon him and snatched the toys from his grasp, and the children were no more disappointed than was Claus when he was obliged to return home, disconsolate. Still he persevered and made many toys for his little friends and started with them for the villages, and always the Agua's robbed him as soon as he had left the valley. They threw the stolen playthings into one of their lonely caverns and quite a heap of toys accumulated before Claus became discouraged and gave up all attempts to leave the valley. Then children began coming to him, since they found he did not go to them, but the wicked Aguas flew around them and caused their steps to stray and the paths to become crooked so never a little one could find a way into the laughing valley. Lonely days now fell upon Claus, for he was denied the pleasure of bringing happiness to the children whom he had learned to love. Yet he bore up bravely, for he thought surely the time would come when the Aguas would abandon their evil designs to injure him. He devoted all his hours to toy-making, and when one plaything had been completed he stood it on a shelf he had built for that purpose.  Often as he glanced at this array of childish treasures the heart of good old Claus became sad so greatly did he long to carry the toys to his children, and at last, because he could bear it no longer, he ventured to go to the great Ac, to whom he told the story of his persecution by the Aguas, and begged the Master Woodsman to assist him.


Mr. President, do you think that Gorbachev will be willing to pursue start negotiations without winking at the start wars? I don't want to make any comments on that right now. It all begins in the morning, and I have some opening remarks here for our meeting here that I want to give. So, anyway, we'll thank you all for coming. What are your opening remarks? In less than 24 hours, I'll be welcoming General Secretary Gorbachev. With our earlier meetings, we will pursue a broad range of issues. The highlights of the summit will be the signing, I think, of the INF Treaty. I've always said that I'd rather have no treaty than one that doesn't add to our security and that of our allies. And the INF Treaty meets that test. It's a solid accomplishment for the United States and our allies. By the first time, we will reduce nuclear weapons rather than just limit their building. By having global limits, we'll make Asia as well as Europe more secure. We've done this without weakening the other elements of our defensive posture in Europe, and we'll have the toughest verification provisions of any treaty on the books. It's only because I know that I can get the candid views of America's military leaders that I can have confidence in the wisdom of going forward with this agreement. Our regular meetings to discuss our national security have been invaluable to me. I remember we talked about the issue of European security at our last meeting when we were joined by General Galvin, the NATO Supreme Allied Commander. And I'm looking forward to continuing that discussion. What I get from such discussions is that our security in Europe remains firmly linked, and we're going to keep it that way. In addition to signing a treaty that will eliminate an entire class of offensive nuclear missiles, I want to use the summit to move forward in other areas. I want a start agreement, but only if it's a good one, one we can verify and which enhances our security. At the same time, I want to set the stage for one day deploying effective defenses in a manner that will strengthen our strategic stability. Admiral Crowe has given me your thoughts on how to move toward these goals in several recent meetings. But now, that's enough from me. I think it's time for me to listen to you. What are the prospects for a start agreement, progress on a start agreement, Mr. President? Well, you know me. I'm always optimistic. Are you up to going one-on-one with Mr. Gorbachev? How are you feeling? What's that? Are you up to going one-on-one with Mr. Gorbachev? Feeling spunky?  What do you make of some of the ugly things that the conservatives said last week about you? I don't think I'd better comment on that. What do you think of books being written about you and your wife by your former aides? I'm not going to comment on that either right now, but I think that it's time for us to start this meeting. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. President. Can you comment later? Sean, are you supposed to office? I can't wait to see you, too. Oh, there. Good to see you again. Good to see you. Good to see you. You know each other? President of Germany, and then a couple of years ago, the Kennedy Center. Good to see you. And we've got our Aaron Mills. Hello there. Nice to see you. President of the Pageant of Peace, Joe Riley. Mr. President, how are you? I'm fine. Good to see you. And Richard Robson, who's also worked in the Pageant of Peace. Looks like you've been in Santa Barbara. I have. I have a group here together. I think they have this coming. They seem to be that way. They seem to be in that way. Maybe someone moves on.  Ladies over there, let's balance it out here. Joe, right at this point. Well, listen, I think it's wonderful. I'm sorry that I can't. I know. We're sorry that somebody might come to shoot Santa Claus and get me by myself. Stop it. Well, it's a pretty big target. Oh, right. Sensation. What do you have coming up? Really? It's amazing. I think I almost wish you the most successful next three or four days. Amen. The United States and the world. Thank you very much. We have a lot of confidence in you all. America does it. I think it's significant today with the 46th anniversary of Pearl Harbor. We'll come and solve it. I can't help but believe that maybe in the first half, look at what happens. 135,000 people. They can't go back and live where they live. Radioactivity and all. That disaster was less than one single warhead. That sounds like a sweatshirt all over. I'm hoping maybe that's steering. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for your time. She looks pretty. Thank you. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Reagan. My fellow citizens, the 1987 pageant of peace has a special significance this year. The lighting of the national Christmas tree with its star of peace atop could not come at a more symbolic moment. Two hours ago, General Secretary Gorbachev's plane touched down on American soil. I invited him to come and discuss ways in which we can reduce the tensions between our two countries. He and I will meet in hopes of promoting peace for our peoples and all the people of the earth. I hope the General Secretary is watching this on TV. I'd like him to see what we're celebrating because for us, Christmas celebrates the cause of peace on earth, goodwill toward men. I cannot think of a better spirit in which to begin the meetings of the next several days. As a small reminder of that spirit, a star of peace atop the national Christmas tree will be lit day and night during the time our Soviet guests are here. And as we look out from the White House during our discussions, let the star remind us why we've gathered and what we seek. In Luke, chapter 10, verse 5, we read, Peace be to this house. That blessing is most appropriate over the next several days. And with that said, Tommy Valenti, we'll light the national Christmas tree and let the star of peace shine for all of us. You'll hear them in the morning. Our meetings. Well, thank you. This is something I wish you hadn't seen, but... Well, thank you. This is my sister, Helena Steele. Well, hello there. Nice to meet you. Good to meet you. Well, why don't we get in here for a little family picture? Action. You want to see this? Yeah. If you can face this way and stay right there, it's very nice. We'll smile at you. One more. Thank you. Thank you. Mr. President, I have something else for you today, if I may. I can find it. Military office has ways of doing things that we don't always want to ask about. I was able to get a Soviet fender flag from Garboza. And, of course, an American fender flag. And we're all hopeful that these will find a place, perhaps, in your library. I'm sure they will. Well, I thank you very much. Thank you. And these are just two of the souvenirs of the Oval Office. Oh, thank you. And the souvenir. It's strictly a souvenir though. This office. It's history. Thank you. Wonderful. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. I hope you enjoy it. Good to see you.


Okay, folks, you know what this Sunday is. It's the big game. I'm gonna call it that, cause you know what? I don't want nobody to run out to be by me saying that. Right? So with that being said, listen, I'm gonna show you how to make it easy over the top in everybody's favorite. We making Philly cheese steak sliders. Let's get it. Okay, so look, before I, you know, go ahead and get started. I just wanna give you guys a couple of options, right? This is what everybody know. When you think about sliders, everybody say King's Hawaiian, right? But check this out, folks. Somebody else is in the game. You got nature's own. Look, just that butter, these them butter rolls, brio style. Uh-oh, folks, we got some competition. Now, if you look over here, look, we got provolone, onion, bell pepper, some spices, butter, but you see this right here? This is what I wanna show you. I put my steak inside of the freezer, right? I don't want it to be, you know, super hard, but I want you to pay attention to my finger. Look, when I push down like that, look. See how it holds that? This way, when I cut it, you know, then slices, it's easier to cut. That's a little heads up, folks. You see that right there? I can't wait. All right, so first thing I'm getting ready to do is, while this is still kinda like in this semi-froze state, I just wanna cut a little small piece like this just to get it started, right? But you can see, if I hold it up like that, you see how it holds that? Still halfway, kinda like frozen, right? This allows you to be able to cut something a slice that is thin, right? You guys get it. Remember, just put it in your freezer. I put it in the freezer and it's probably been going for about 45 minutes. It really depends on the thickness of your steak. You know what I mean? How cold your freezer is. And that's right.  But this right here is the way you do it. Okay, so before we even, I go ahead and show you guys this right here.  You know what I mean? I probably should have let it stay in the freezer a little bit longer, because as I was cutting, it starts to, you know, throw out. It depends on what part it gets. Fat, obviously that right there is, you know, nice. But anyway, make a long story short. If you guys pay attention over here, now would be a great time for us to go ahead and preheat our oven. 350 degrees, right? Now, I didn't took the time. I've already started, I can start feeling the heat starting to come here. So let me explain to you guys how the cast iron work. Now, I'm gonna just say this for those of you guys that didn't know, the cast iron, this is the original non-stick pan, right? When you season them and get them right, they work perfectly. Nothing that stick to it. So, got my heat on the bottom. It, you know, heats up right here and then it kind of like just pushes out. A true heads up is whenever you guys using the cast iron, if you put it in the oven, you can go ahead and heat it up. It'll be nice and evenly hot, you know, when you start. Now I'm gonna go ahead and just take this here, drop this in like that. Now notice I didn't put no oil down at the bottom, right? You know why? Because we're gonna get some fat right here. So we just dropped that in there. What you wanna do is you wanna get this here. If you guys been following me for a minute, you know I like my square ears, wood and the spoon really. Which really is, this right here is like bamboo. You know what I mean? So we're starting letting this go.  You know what I mean? But don't trip because that was nice and cold, right? Now I'm gonna take this, move this out the way. All right, and now we get ready to prep you know our veggies, right? So I cut it down like this, right? Then I just take this, take my knife, you know cut the little web out. Do the same thing over here, right? Then I just get over the trash, right? And then just pop it straight through. Now I'll go ahead and just make a cut. Then we can open it up. It's okay if it snaps. Except for you guys, if you wanna take some of this off, you can, you know some of the webbing, I do. And so here, it's the same thing that you guys always seen. You know what I mean? It makes it easier for me. If I take the whole bell pepper, do it the way you guys just saw me do it. You know what I mean? To cut it down like that, to get it like this, right? It makes it much easier for me to dice this way, right? Then just put them all together like this. And then it's up to you how you wanna, you know, have it. You wanna dice for the taste, you know what I mean? Or do you wanna have the texture? But if you ask me, we do them both. That's a good size dice right there. All right, let me just finish this. Then we move over to that onion. So we cooking this down. It's starting to look real nice. You know what I mean? This is what we want. Now, you remember we have some spices.  Just start adding my spices. Right? Now we just mix this all together. Right? Let's just continue to cook a little bit longer. But you remember how I said we didn't need to put no oil in there?  Oh, and if I didn't say nothing, that was ribeye, folks. You know what I mean? But you guys can use whatever steak you wanna use. But to me, I love to use ribeye. And I'm gonna go ahead and start with my King's Hawaiian. Right? So this part real simple.  Right? What we gonna do is we just wanna cut them in half. We wanna have a bottom and we wanna have a top. Right? So if you're using a bread knife, you let the knife do the work, folks. You don't have to like push the knife or nothing like that. Just go ahead and let it do its thing. That's why I serrated it. It'll just kinda like cut if you just saw it back and forth. Lightly move it forward and look at that. You know, my Pyrex and what I did was I sprayed it. That's what you guys are seeing. You know, Pam, right? So let me get underneath this. Let's separate these tops. I'll just set that there for now. We'll take this here and we'll just drop this right here. Real simple. Now, I'm gonna turn off my fire just for one second. Get my tongs and we finna take our meat and we finna just sprinkle that on top of it. Now, you see this right here? Woo-hoo! Look at that. You see that? That's what you wanna have. Now what you gotta pay attention to, look at this right here. You see that? Just been seasoned up.  It's really about making just some good tasting food, right? But I gave you just the just and what you guys didn't see is I heated it with a little bit of my seasoning also, but I want you to look at that. Look at how tender that is right there. Now, just go ahead and just start adding this right here on top, right? Now, when you guys get back, get a chance to look back in that all, in the pan, you'll see it left a lot of fat, a lot of season. You guys gonna like the way my cast iron is looking. That all right there is monumental, right? Cause listen, we finna go ahead and start our veggies. And what better than to have, you know, green bell pepper and onion. Bringing our pan back up to, you know, Tim, right? You see that right there? That's what I want to see. Now, because I've diced these so thin, you know what I mean? You don't have to give these a head start like I normally do. So you see all of that? Now we finna go ahead and get this going.  So I put a little bit of that garlic infused inside and let that pick up all of the fine and anything else that's left in the pan. Turn off my fire. Now you guys cook your veggies down like how you like them, but this right here, with the onion starting to grill, I still got color on my bell peppers, but they's nice and, you know, as they starting to soften up, this over here, right? Now we're just gonna start adding this over the top. Look at that right there, folks. And you know what? You know, you cannot have nothing called Philly anything without having that provolone, right? So let's get it over here. Let's make sure we got maximum coverage. And even if we don't, you can always add more to it, right? So we just do it like this. I take my tops, bring them over here like this, right? Don't worry about if they fall off, we gonna cut them anyway. So I'm just gonna move these over here like this. And what I'm gonna do is just lightly cover this with a little bit of this mayo. Now talk to me about this right here. Let's get here and get everybody started right now, talking about who got the best mayo. Is it Dukes? Is it Best Foods? Right, is it Hellmen's?  You know what I mean? But mayo is if you like it, I love it. You just seen the whole thing. Now look, I took that butter, right? Just melted that. Now I'm gonna take some of this onion, put some of that in here. Let it give off some of that flavor, you know, with it. Now notice I left some on my board right there. That's okay, because what we're gonna do is we just gonna paint this over here like this. Then I'm gonna sprinkle some of those that are left over on the board, you know what I mean? I'm gonna sprinkle that on top and then we're gonna put these in the oven, get this cheese to melt.   I'm just gonna lightly, you know, cover the top of it. That's all you need, right? We going in for 10 minutes, then we're gonna remove it. Then we're gonna let it just like toast up the top just a little bit. That could take anywhere between five, seven or even maybe another 10 minutes, it depends on your oven. Now, that being said, I done said a lot, just to keep it so that I'm not over talking, put that in there like that. And now we set a timer, 10 minutes. Okay, so the way you got a senior pool, you know, I put like a few extra layers of that provolone on there. But you know what, it'd be best for you so your friends don't come and tear up the whole thing, just cut them, you know what I mean? Then set them off to the side, stack them up how you wanna do them or leave them inside of this and let them get it. Listen, I'm not finna over talk it, I got this one right here. I'm finna eat folks, cheers. Super easy to make folks. You guys gotta try it if you haven't already, but I want you guys to talk to me down in the comment section below, right? Listen, I want you to talk to me about this. Listen, we try to keep it like a little bit more sort of like original with the, you know, Philly cheese steak, right? But what else could you have done to make this over the top? You ask me, I could just put some bacon over here, you know what I mean? I could have did the steak and some bacon fat. There's a few other things I could have done, you know what I mean?  Just to put some celery in there, just all kind of ways. Now that I got you guys' brain thinking, I can't wait to read the comments. Now, if you're new to my channel, you know what to do. Don't forget to like, smash that subscribe button and tell everybody out there. There's a channel out here to simplify these recipes and taking the mystery out of cooking. You know what? I'm finna be quiet and I'm finna put these up, you know what I mean? Cause I got about four more batches of these to make. Guess what folks, I'm out. Peace.


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