Niggas with hips don't do handyman. With this one female, she done caught a flat tire. She was like, ooh, now, thank God I got you.  I can't change no tire. I got a car about that. Both of us just on the side of the road shaking. You know when they're tracking the trailer, we just shaking like a bird. We got big dreams. I just want good enough money to give me a nice sectionated apartment. That's all I want. I just want a nice sectionated apartment. So I know all the niggas who stay with their parents in their bed.   I'm in the room chilling with these females. She was like, nah, I'm thirsty. I was like, look, shotta, when you in the room, you in the room.   I just got to go.   Draw up your hair right back in here. Matter of fact, you're probably not even thirsty. It's a mind thing. You got to breathe slow. I used to be like that, too, but I just know how to breathe now. You get somewhere where my mama go to work and she'll let it. Did you go to sleep? I be feeling like my dad understand where I'm coming from once my age. So, you know, he'll be more understanding.  It's something simple. We got a refrigerator with a freezer, you know, the combo in the kitchen. The freezer got crushed or cubed ice on there. I press crush. He in the back room.     I can tell by your voice you can't even read.     You can just hear that voice. She a lunch lady at Monroe. Bitch, you don't take your daughter to County High. You probably built jet like me and you wanted by the same me. Now, before we was rudely interrupted, what happened to them? Them niggas out in the real world now, like they just out living life.  It's 10.03. Them niggas already eating pizza and spaghetti.  I'm home well. I'm in that clad combat.  That's on popcorn read.  The desert tried again, Trevor. The decent tried again, Trevor. Remember the short end along each, Trevor.  It's the decision nigga guy. Damn.  Somebody, you said I was in that clad. Who said stand up nigga?  No, no, no.  I can tell.  I already know.     I can't see everybody, but I guarantee you. You the top five worst dressed nigga in here. I guarantee you. Who look at another nigga, kneecap?   What they supposed to be fat?        What else I'm coming to do, bitch? My momma got a TV. I ain't coming to watch TV. I get over there. I'm kissing on the thigh. She telling me to stop, but moving my hand to the pussy.  Y'all had my time on time.  She telling me, oh, we moving two fans. Bitch, I got locked, y'all.   You go to the bathroom.  You brushing your teeth. Letting you know you were lame, man.  I'm getting caught at every stop sign, every red light. She got a nerve to chase me. Have you made it home safe?  You ain't worried about me 43 minutes ago. I go to a Facebook page.  I look at the status. I can do all things through Christ.  I call the reporter who asked to section eight. I say, hey, I know the rules and Jelisa be letting niggas spend the night. And her sister do her in that spell bedroom. So you kick the door down, you get two for one. I feel like dating females so hard they want to go on expensive dates. I'll talk to the one female. I'm like, I want to take you out. You know what I'm saying? I'm just down here for a date where you want to go. She's like, let's go to Blackbeard. I was like, bitch, I was thinking Zach Smith's a McDonald's.  But I take her anyway. Spent $93.26.   Bitch, that's it.   Look down the aisle. All this smoke I can't see. I shoulda looked.  She stopped me all the way.  She'd rather be on 448. I often to drop the mic and run out the back door.     Catch me two hot dogs for the show start. In cloth.  Man, I'm now green. Y'all been a hell of a crowd, man.  All been it.   They look like juveniles. Say you're working with them bad, yeah, you're bad, yeah. That nigga got on a linen suit. That nigga got on a linen trench coat. Tell them you fly, OG.    That's right. Yeah, there you go. Hey, tell them you fly. Y'all looking good. Better get on that.   Y'all go ahead and light y'all little blunders. Ain't nobody gonna say nothing. What's up, superintendent? Yeah, yeah. You do look like you're about to buy a church cash though. A house church. What's up, baby? Where you at? I know y'all are coochies now. Y'all sit down.  It's pregnant women all up in here.  Look at the people up. Top, top came early. Stupid. Yeah, they turned on that side.  We ain't digging late right now. Salute to everybody on the floor. Y'all got the floor seats. Shout out to everybody that got these tickets for a Christmas present and you finally get to re-year. You bought these motherfuckers Christmas time, baby. They coming in January. Chico, look. What? What happened? Oh. I'm holding my kneecap. Oh. Oh. Oh. Look at her. What this is right here? This is a Mustang girl. Look at this. Nice, baby.  What's your name? What's your name? She got a chick coming on the first.  She got a chick coming on the first. Nice chair. Hold up. You don't drop your glasses. Hold up. Your glasses and your transmission. Hey. Don't make her hit her switches. There you go, baby. Gotta make sure I take care of you, girl. Hell, yeah. Ooh, I lean you back. Lean back. Lean back. Oh. Lean back. Lean back, little.     Go back down. Go back down. You scared me.  Nigger.  She leaned it all the way back. And she spilled no drink on her titties or nothing.  You ain't gonna see me.  She ain't here drinking and driving.   She ain't got no DUI issue. People look at the top top.  How y'all see? How y'all see over on this side?   What's up over there? I ain't know how y'all feelin'. What's up over on that side? I'll show y'all some love, too. What's going on? We in my father Albany, Nigger. You better not fall out that chair. I'm trying to show me them tricks. You better stop. Yeah, she's better on. She already spilled Hennessy on her back. She ain't here drinking and driving. What's up, boy? You got the best seat in the house. Let me see this trench coat. Let me see it. Let me see this trench coat.  Let me see this damn trench coat. Hey, DC. He hate his shirt. Let me see his shirt. Let me see the trench coat. Him and the other Nigger with the trench coat need to have a battle. Nigger, actin' like you got somethin' in it.   Ah, damn. I love you, too. Yes, sir. I'll tell y'all y'all Nigger something. This ain't what you want right here. Ha, ha! I'll tell y'all y'all Nigger South. This ain't what you want.  What are steps? You look like you about to ask for some change professionally. Lift me up here, Nigger. Hop, Nigger, don't you? Damn, Nigger. Damn, Nigger. What wrong with you? Damn wrong with this Nigger. Big strong over. No reason there, Nigger. Hey, DC.  Look like I'm tryin' to say a two-niggle bag. A two-lack. The first coat you find when you homeless. That's the one. Hold up. Fix the back. Hold up. You gotta get yourself right. It's when you first say a cocaine and you really think you can do somethin'. Yeah. How you walk in the jacket? Show them how you gotta walk when you got a jacket like that. Gotta hold this motherfucker with one finger. You gotta have a bad hip, though.  Why do you think it look like a real Jato? A real Dauphin. Yeah, you...  He got that from Belk, Nigger. That's the only place you can buy that jacket down here. I feel like Johnny Gere. Belk or Della? He got that from Belk or Della out the Albany Mall. I went there today.  Hi, look, baby. Baby, hi, look. I look good. Come on, walk with me. Let's do it.  Come on. Come on, walk with me now. Let's do it. Come on, walk with me. Let's go.  Let's do it.  Come on, walk with me. Let's go. Let's go.  Get your doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Oh, watch yourself. Watch yourself.  Lean forward. Direct on DC. There you go. Roll on back. Roll on back now. What's up, baby? You got them titties in the building. What we got? What are you at? Shit. What side of titties those are, man? What side are they at? Third A.W.D.? Shit. Who got bigger titties than Third A.W.D.?   What you got? Come on. You got a 40 who? You got a 40 F? No, you don't. That got to be white people titties. You got a 40 F. What you got? The rest of your titties in your purse? What? I never heard of it. Say F. Those are fake.  That don't make that smooth. Well, y'all don't know that about no goddamn all-bending Georgia. All-bending. What? Oh, you did? I went for six months.  This is my first. Where's my second time at all-bending? I went to the mall today. All-bending mall. Yeah. What you see? What I see. What you see? A flea market.  They got a belt, a dillard, and a JC Penney. Then they got all stores you ain't never heard of like dime and design. How many of y'all ladies bought your outfit out of dime for the night? I see y'all in it. Look at her.   It's so smoked out. I can't see nobody.  Off the lights.  Right, dude. They trying to ban us. They trying to say we smoke.  Wait, it ain't us.  All-bending Georgia. C-I-T-I. Citra. Citra. Citra. Citra.  They don't sell those at Citra's, they. I think I had them bitches saving them all for two weeks. He had it on LLW. I ain't even know if Citra had a LLW.  Well, Albany, Georgia, home of one of the greatest rap groups of all time. Oh, Phil. Phil, ma. What? Hell, yeah. What did you say? Every night while my man goes out with his homies. I wanna know what if he love, be love. What? Any other night? Hold up, ma'am.   I'm tellin'. This nigga start playin' some Rastafarian music. Who the other knob?   What's the real shit? What they see? You was shitin' on me. I was shitin' on you. Yon. We both was shitin' on we. Yon.  I don't know. I know. Hey, that nigga said the coldest line in the world on this. What he say? That nigga said, now your mama, she the real freak of the year.  Goodness gracious. You want to hear the babies comin', huh? Damn. That's too much concentration. Right. You be jackin' off and then hold it, be like, hey, come here. Let me see you here. Hell nah. This lady right here is lookin' like she is just about to do a yelp review on the show. You did, ooh. What you get?  Who you thought you was comin' to see, Frankie Beverly? This is a different show. She say, yup, and what nigga? I'm just playin'. It ain't that. Her brain's just tight in here. Are you in good hands? Yeah, yeah. She mad. I feel like I sell the shirts. Look at her. She skinn' it. Do them bitches move?  Nah, we ain't gonna fall. We straight salute to the lady right here. You got on that Sunshine Anderson hat. That's what it is. What? It seems you barely beat the sun. Tapping my shoulders. What?   But if you want some love, then I suggest you go back there. I need to make a nigga song.  Who? Who? What's she at? Right there. Nana. Hey, Nana. She the candle lady, too. You the nana of the night. Y'all stop stillin'. Nana look like she's standin' at the door. This is the way y'all go to the bus stop. Y'all put y'all clothes in them coats up. They're cold out there tonight. She don't wear no clothes. None but a trish coat. She look like that grandma that looked at the door. She put that hat on that baby head. She said that right. Nana, you from Albany? Where you from? Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald. What is that? Where is Fitzgerald? That's the nigga who played for the Cardinals. The nigga went like this. That's how niggas get directions. Hey, man, I'm lookin' for Fitzgerald.  That's one of the places in Georgia you don't want to go to court at. They'll give you a ticket on your way back to Atlanta and tell you you can't pay or you got to come to court. Let me tell you something. You get to court, it'd be nine people. You and eight white folks. Let me tell you, driving down here is something serious. When you be run through like Byron County and all that, and she can like set a five mile bow, and you go like a mile, and she's stopping. You remember that ride, cause you went to school down here. I got locked up in Peach County, nigga. Shit. What's Peach County? Fort Valley. That's why I left school.  That ain't the only school Albany State down here. Albany State. Hell, yeah. That's a real HBCC. We worked out last when I went to Fort Valley. Albany State, nigga. I came to do a show at Albany State. The fuckin' electric went out. We did the show outside.   I thought we all better. They had a good-ass man. You know you had an HBCU when everybody's sittin' outside like this. They had a guest. What's called that little man? What's called that? The nigga who lead the man. The drum major? Yeah, the drum major. They had a gang.  I'm gonna get jumped down here. Lead them niggas along. It's a new year. I should have had this coat in the wintertime. Shit.  I know. I'm gonna lose 20 pounds of this bottle. And take that man coat off.  Man, that man need his coat.    Shit, it's my coat. I'm lookin' for a cigarette.  Yeah, let me see what you want. Hell yeah. That nigga got the bathroom man coat on, nigga.  I got you. Hey, man, one of the ladies at the end of the night. Freakin' lady. Freakin' lady. Freakin' lady. Come on.  Come on. Oh, that's your girl right there? She was bouncin' a little too hard.  You sure? You sure? I want to smoke this blood, but I feel like I'm a fat son.  You can't smoke a blunt in another nigga's coat. That's okay. What did? Give me a like. That nigga the police.  Shit. You should've never gave that nigga your... Officer Johnson, come here. Let me smell your coat.  This nigga got the...  I hope you don't. Yeah, nah. Hey, boo. I see a little bandit pack. Show your fanny pack. Oh, I thought that was... I see it. Oh, I thought that was gonna stop him. You got the little fanny pack. Bet you got some recipes in that motherfucker, don't you? Just for me, I asked her to make a nigga a cake.  I like it. She got her favorite color, purple chews. She said, like, the purple nigga that be runnin' back down.  You talkin' about the thief.  Grimace? No, grimace, nigga, the purple. Grimace? Which one that was? Grimace, the big purple one. I don't know what grimace did, man.  That nigga was goofin' here. He had a grimace. The hamburgler, nigga. He always still had a hamburger like that.  They ain't never had a hamburger.   He stole hamburgers. He had them in the jail suit, you know what I mean? Oh, he did the hamburger. He did, actually, steal a hamburger. He finally got one. Yeah, he was in prison strikes. You know what I mean? That's racist. He didn't have show wars in jail the whole time.   They still let him stay with the crew, though. That nigga must've been robbing other motherfuckers, too. He must've got some burgers from Burger King, too, because they let him stay around. But rob me of my lighter, too, yeah. Let me get that OG. Yeah, preachers watch. OG, hold up, time out. Because this ain't what I was saying. Let me see your code.  Every time I look around, I see people be having wildest hip-buzz. You know what I'm saying? They spending $200, $300, then they lose them.  But guess what? We ain't giving back to the community. But I think it's time. You know what? Ha-ha! My boy Ray J got some wildest hip-buzz. Ray Khan, ladies and gentlemen. The best one yet. It got six hours of playtime. Bluetooth pairing. More bass. That design that get you a nice, isolated fit. For those who know what that means. And guess how much they cost? You ain't gonna believe it. Nope, not $150. Not a hundred dollars. Yes sir, keep going down. No, not $20. No.  They ain't at all. Yes sir. You know what you can do?  How can you do that? Buy raycon.com. Slay it. At it by itself. Yeah. Give him your trench coat. He's like, his is nicer. No, it's darker. That's a nice one. We look like pastors. I can't wear another. I can't wear another nigga coat. I've been watching Dr. Pemple Papa. He's gonna have us a pastor comeback.  Ooh, you saw. What you get to tell us that? We look like a crackhead tag team. Ooh. We look like a crackhead tag team. Let me hide that you right quick. Let me hide that you right quick. Now, we heard that you got that dope thing. No, man. Know that bullshit, man. Come on, man. Let me get some of that, man.  Come on. Hey, hold up. Hold up, man. Hold up, man. Man, y'all want a couple dollars? I don't want no motherfucking dollars, man. Look here, man. Look here. You see this coat? Smell it. Yeah. Oh, it smells like money.  Hey, man.  And look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Me and my brother, right? Me and my brother. Okay. We know what you got around here, right? You the king of all bent. Okay. So I just want to see if you can just, you know. We looking to get a little something. I have. I have. Okay. All right. But y'all, do the song. Do the song. Shit. That ain't nothing. That ain't nothing. You ready? Ready? One, two, one, two. I won't cry. I won't cry. Oh, I won't cry. Hey, I got a pipe. Oh, I got a pipe. I got a pipe. I got a pipe. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. Hey, one more time. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. That's the one. That's the one. Smoke it out the can. That's the one. Now give it to me. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. Keep that, keep going. Give me one more. That is so constant. There's two of them. Two of y'all. I will hook your cable up. Shop. Hey, you know I'm out. Steal something out of my mouth. How? Come on, man. What he doing? You don't have better than me, Nick. Give it one time. Give it one time.  Oh, I got one thing. Don't move. Don't move. Stay like that. Stay like that. Stay down there like that. Hold on. Let me fix your coat. Stand up. Stand up. It become a different coat when you wear it on your shoulders. You go from a crack then. Get this, man. Crack it into a camp coat, man. Baby, you done sat on here and got drunk now. Smoking at that coat. You still sipping that same Hennessy? Here you go, OG. I'm just checking on you. I didn't even see you had the goddamn cheetah print brown shirt to match the coat, nigga. God damn. Did you make that from scratch? Man, leave that there alone. He said I got money, man. He dressed like he wanted 4,000 men to casino two weekends ago. And he spent it all on lottery tickets. Who we got ahead of night, bruh? A lot of people ahead of night. Who we got ahead of night? Shout out to all the women who knew this single for 2020. You left all your niggas in 2019. I love this coat. I love this coat. Why you left the coat? Tell them why you love it. It just fit my personality.  I love this coat. I love this coat. Coat. Coat. Coat. It spank a little bit, but I love it anyway. Smell like outside. That's what he was at all day. It smelled like outside. What's it do? He works at the layaway. He work at auto zone. He's going to check your engine light. But he ain't got a car of his own. That nigga be hitching rides. How do you work at auto zone? Ain't got no car.   Hey, don't you need a car to fix on some shit? No.  When nigga you don't know. When you need oil yourself? You don't need a car to work at auto zone.  You just need that coat. They put that on the application when you fill it out. They say you can't work here unless you got that coat. Who you got to have a mean look back at?   That's it.  Does anybody else have a coat like that that Carlos can wear? I don't want it. I'm sure somebody way up there. Yep, somebody got this same type of coat is just at a funeral home.  I got a coat. I don't want it. You got a coat. Let me see it. You didn't pull it out. Let me see your coat. It got the fur on the hood and everything. Oh yeah, you got the fur on the hood. Let me see that coat. Don't get that coat.  You dressed like you're going to see Mary J. Blash. That's different. Oh no, you tricked me. This is a P coat with no, this ain't the same type of coat. That's that coat you wear when you get pregnant in middle school.  She been wearing that coat.    Let me get your coat back. Look at it. It might be some loose cigarettes. Been smoked more of my roast.  Man, it's them lights.   It can't be. That's something else. And it's hot as a motherfucker.    I feel like a youth pastor. I'm trying to win. The white dude been sitting over there the whole time.  White man, you got a towel over here, white man. He said no towel.  You got a towel over here, white man. Look through all the picture boxes with your home grants.   He must be one of them real Georgia white men.  That watcher's got. I don't talk to niggas to the face. You better talk around me, boy. Thank you, white man. Didn't I ask you for the towel in the first place?  Stupid.  What's that playing, white man? Don't call my man.   What up in there? Carbon dioxide.  It's hot as them lights. Them and the Chevy Caprice lights. They got us up on the niggas. Especially them niggas up there.  I feel bad for them on top of all this extra in smoke. Listen.  Like we on the prison yard, move.  Yes, pop. Faster, faster collision plate. Around one more time. The more sweat, the more money I get. Yes, pop. Welcome to 8 and 5 South Shore. Oh, mega church. Crazy tharn, ain't man. Amen, amen. People up top. Say hallelujah. Sorry, can't hear you.  The people. We wanna thank everybody for starting their 2020 off here at the 8 and 5 South Shore mega church. Give a thang. And while the old pastors take a long time to say one sentence, welcome everyone to the church. On to here. Yes, sir.   Turn to your bio. Registrations. What? Write down the book of registrations. Registrations. Okay. What does it say? What does it say? See. Uh huh. Shall be seen. Uh huh. Oh. He who cannot touch. Yes, sir. Shall. Take your time, pastor. Be touched. Yes, sir. Amen. Amen. Yes, sir. I'm gonna pass the collection. Play around one more time. I'm looking out into the crowd. Why are we? Attention.  My tongue. Deacon Johnson. Deacon Johnson, please. Please. I'm sorry pastor. I'm so sorry. Amen. Take your gun. Why do you have brother Johnson's phone? I don't know. I took his coat. So we came with the jacket. I would just want to say one thing. Hey, baby. I would like to say there is no smoking of me or Reggie in the church this evening. It was a lot of seeds in the church last time, pastor. That's exactly what I was getting to because you won't clean up after yourself. Seeds and stamps. Seeds and stamps. I don't know who it was, but it was somebody in this section. Yes. Basically, smoking me it. What the pastor is saying is the only seeds we plant here at the 85 South Shore Church are seeds of prosperity. So if your weed has seeds, you must go somewhere where seeds are permitted in the marijuana. I think it was the white woman who left the seeds in the church, pastor. No, the white woman is allowing our brother to plant his seeds in the church. Sure is. He's not being himself. That's the one that's going to get us in there.  Your phone don't even want to take a picture of it. Did you? You got to say something because if the police comes, she got to be with somebody and shoot with you. Who the hell, bro? Who the hell, bro? Whoever in here, they with you, they take you and say, Coke.  Nigga ain't here. That's the nigga all the way up there. Know your coke from anywhere. They got your coke. Oh, he got your coke. Yep. She mad, too.      Get some data. Nigga, go to Tasty Blacks. That's way better. Look at the white man. He woke up on porn hub. Porn hub?  I love being on the show with y'all niggas.    She got the best seat in the house.  Get in your left garage or else around. 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All you got to do is go now to simply safe calm backslash 85 south that's simply safe calm backslash 85 south protect yourself and your stuff Simply say don't it feel good.  Oh You can roll your own man. They got them cool Yeah, that's them them picots nigga.  Oh, I know you're gonna talk about you like that You're really come on You're really salute to the lady that gave us these shirts right looking like Cleo. I'll say it out.  She looked like the girl that stopped that nigga from running out of best back She's like she hit hard in a moment. You see you gotta let the baby in the wheelchair hit it She might stand up.   You want to hit it? What you want to hit it? And what she was saying to y'all She go when y'all was riding on the chair what she was saying to y'all she wasn't saying nothing She was just hitting the button she was talking Nancy to me.  He getting high with me. She pulled up like most look what I got I got so high I parked in a handicapped parking spot and didn't have no pass But my homegirl with the chest says she had some gas Hey Yeah, you know what I said this nigga's so strong. He got a bustle not on his head.  Hold up.  What my friend to can my friend come get him see what he wanted to do You don't want me. It was in the first few of my videos. You don't want that?  I'm sure it does.  You're supposed to be way too big for me.  You can't tell me otherwise.   I'm using baby wipes There you go, baby.   Who talking about some blue shoe over there. You got something? It is a blue chew pill. I got one for you. You want one? They sent me blue chew like here or every month. For real? I guess the business is booming I'm gonna try one on one. I'm gonna see what it was talking about.   I'm not taking it. I just want to see what it looked like It looked like 11OG I'm gonna give him one. Look, she don't want him to give one.  I'll get you some. I said blue chew. That's your job. You can make love It's a problem. I need a blue chew. Look at that.  Who need a blue chew?    OG got one. He his lady was scared.          Yes She knew that kooch is 10 years Hey, man, we just got some nice Snacks and another bag of bluetooth pills.  I ain't eating them cookies.  Let me see resting that bag.  She said ain't no nuts in them She said ain't no nuts in them. I don't believe it.  She bit this and put it in the bag She said put them put them last three cookies in that bag She drove them cookies all the way from New Orleans. She called us them boys. What else we got in here cookies Oh, it's a more cookies in here. She she gave us a field trip pack. That's what it is Thank you for the cookies ma'am.  She was right There she go, right? She didn't even look at the nigga when she pulled up. Just put this in the bag, right? Who who put this together? It looked like it looked like the cooking monster already got a hold of them Who put who put this together the lady right there?   I don't have them.  It's a half big cookie in the same bag. That's just a speck of Hey, go ahead and enjoy them cookies black man Oh, gee at least get one for you throwing back up in there.  Did I have one of them cookies boss?   You ain't see it.  I got the corner What does she come up? Man she got the boots with the fur The whole show is looking at her. What's he do she hit new block?   DC what's wrong? What you happen are you okay, are you all right?  Uh-huh, but the cookies was okay. The cookie was okay But then I had a right cookie tree. The right frisbee tree made you it made you had a Bobby Brown job? As soon as I bit it it knocked my whole left side out. Oh Lord.  Ah Clarification on why shouldn't you go to the hospital here?   Have a queen Doctor's talking to you like you're it.  She ain't cook like a sit-down What do y'all go where like do you got to go to the next town over?  Don't you got that?  Damn, that means you get shot over here. You can go to your auntie house.  She said at the house Y'all work at the hospital me there. All right time out.  We're working at the hospital. Y'all working to hide. Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, excuse me. Excuse me Excuse me. Get out. Excuse me. Excuse me. Get out. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. All right Now which one of y'all working at the hospital?  You'll end up dead don't put them on camera they gonna fire them if they see this Turn the camera around we gonna have it.  No, they just let the baby hit the ground and say walk a little motherfucker Well, I'm not open it. Yeah This was in your home didn't they send you home?     I'll be excuse me. Excuse me Excuse me. Excuse me.  Like you won't do something.  What's up, brain? Top happy great time You say what? You want to hit a auto taking a money's worth.  Whatever you want to do. Let's do it Come on That's sugar of a Friday. You don't want that.  Yes, it's in my hand. I'm high They took my blood. They told me I could smoke no more buck my whole train of thought up.  You must got a different type of mirror at your house thing.   She got on a jogging suit with the cleavage out What you say you thought up to come over there you should about take it up Sit down Looking like a negro smurf in this moment.     I'm coming back.    It's like that.  Oh, they've been chilling. It's a real thug session.    Hey, she burn on it.   You got to go. Sorry.   So I'll keep my eye on the hotel.  What's that nigga? That's our problem. Oh that's not I don't like the way you laugh at that nigga.  What's up with it?   I know they on here somewhere Damn, that's how I find that one girl.      They can't go to the hospital.  I love all y'all equally the same I Am in I'm in the relationship. We're all 39 of y'all.   They got to pay my life bill.   She ignore You see how comfortable they is at the back back Having a great Everybody here having a great time. They just up so high.  I'm high and I'm high Double high up this motherfucker ain't got no us You got seat yourself That's why I don't make a scene over there They won't sit by everybody man.    Ain't nobody's right.  Just go home and get your stuff.    What are you yelling? Ma'am your city hanging out 1993 Your city hanging out man.    Nope No, I'm not gonna take away from these people who paid to talk to you on FaceTime.   Wow.  No, she didn't She did not run up here and say that yes Not Buick see she read right up here.    Okay What you say, baby? So long he said he didn't I know him he did not say that you're never hanging out ma'am Big long you got a little spread. No, I see do it again. Do it again. See You see what I'm talking about.  I'm talking about she stood back there. Yeah, my name for 10 minutes Can't get right over here and bust it open for y'all.  I'm through. You think you the only one at all bending with a new lace front.  Yeah, she had a show to this.  Lord what?  Yeah That's right.    It's okay. Just try it.  Oh, I'm at the man.       Holds is part of the success You didn't hear what Drake said he wanted.  No women.  I've never come in out the house Right Ain't no more pussy Ain't no way we'll come up with something we'll figure something out We'll have niggas riding around America 24-7. We don't know. We're still looking somebody gonna find What Shit, man, we had the wrong show That's another show I Like that lady. I believe she's special or something.  Whatever. I know she was a one speed DC, I think that lady up there a wonder rice Krispy trees you had Okay, I need that You make me what I've been speaking well Man, what kind of oh you got the shirt? Let me see the shirt. You don't see the shirt. Will you get them done at Albany mall?      Let's ride around one more time. They go man.   You got to say some of your battery, ma'am. You got a you got to get back in the van and everything What's your name, boo? What's your name? Cocoa We'll check even y'all show some love Cocoa the wheelchair diva Cocoa the wheelchair diva Wait a minute easy her man sitting back there and that chair You can't take her nowhere. Hey, I could be born in the 70s.  I think y'all just Right now you got a hold up before y'all Before y'all stop leaving we got to get the picture Because this is the first show in 2020 and we need to show everybody when we kick the motherfucker We can't be booked to all sir.  Love y'all Appreciate all the love man. That's the way we kicked off 2020 Coming to a city near you or city around you or city up and through and by you city between city between you City that was close to where your auntie used to sit down there by your granddaddy house All right Oh I don't know who told that girl I was gonna eat her. I don't know what you're talking about. It's my disclaimer. I only Did I I What are you filming? This is a camera man. Look at that. Look at that. No. No. I ain't got no one. No, no, no. No dawg, it's a bottle off there. Yeah. Yay. We got it. We got that Rick James. I'm a very picky girl. Look at that. Don't take up to my mouth. She will never let your spirits down. That girl's been a big game. Once you get her up the street. She likes the boys. And then the man. What's up Alexa? No, you are 40 now. That's who she was when I was 40. Hi. Hi. That motherfucker is strong. I like the shirt baby. How you living my dawg? I wish I did. I wish I heard that.  We coming close to the camera. I can just stand right here.  Let's see about anything. Because Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. I need to write this on to J. Cole. Yes sir. This is playing. All good party. How you doing? How you doing? Nephew, roll me up. What is Jesus gonna make a way? All the tag. That's right. Nephew, roll him up on the white board. No bro. He's coming. He's going to heaven. It's real. We got a book. The new kids. We're in the book and we got some pics. We got pics. They gotta be entertained. That's what they say. Look at him. He ain't never read. Look at him. He got it. Book be upside down. Hey. Hold mine in your bag. Thank you babe. I'm never supposed to do this. The new kids. Thank you Miss Afro Brown. Good shout. Look at you. Skinny bitches.  Look at him. You hear me? Oh my man. Thank you baby. He in love. Show him. They tired you. They tired you. They tired you. They tired you. He ain't vanishing. They tired you. They tired you. They tired you. Really? What does he even? Really. I think that's how it is. What up what? All with the descent. He got out! That's how it is. Joe, what was the minute mark? I bet you're the best man in the hall. No!  She ain't playing. Get the slap-saw guy. Get the slap-saw. Shit! I'll take this guy to your picture.  Somebody tell her, tell her man. The chair? I don't care, come on. Hello. I'm the coach here. Take her.    You see, I'm standing pretty square. You see, I'm standing pretty square. Ah! I'm reaching a job each Friday. Come on, this is a family right here. This is for the family. This is for the family. I'll say something. Alright, good. That's pretty easy, huh? I appreciate it. Alright, man. Come here, man. Call me, man. Get with me now. We don't go fishing, Joe. Come on now. Get with me. The weather ain't broke, let's go. Truth level. Sand be over here. How do you be sure of that? He said to do your arm, man. You gonna forget your name? I forgot it. I'm down. I'm down. I'm looking at both pictures. I'm kind of at it. I'm in both pictures, one at home. Come on, Naomi. Come on, Naomi, let's see. I'll get ready for you. Let's lay that down. Thank you. Hey, they came. I'm doing it in Georgia. She almost ran me over in the parking lot. What do you mean Georgia? She had a big sister in Georgia. That's my mom.  One thing I know about women with dreads, they're freaky. Come on, Mom. You gotta get one in here with your mom. Come on, Mom. Don't put that purse on the floor. Dreads never lie. Get in here, Mom. Come on. Damn, Mother. I want to be milked. Come on. Come on, Mom. Never anything. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Go to sleep. We got your mom in here. Thank you. All right, you guys be sweet. New York, Georgia. Say bye. No, Mom, you be dangerous out here. Put that safety sheet. Hey, hey, you don't want to get in here? Come on. Come on. Come on, Mom. I'm all white there. How you doing, baby? Am I? Or am I? Come here. Come on. Hey, girl. Come on, Gray. That's why you act like that. Come on, Mom. I'm all white here. You know, with that eye, it's all about it, Mom. We're going to took your mom. I can't believe it. Thank you. Thank you. You got it? You got it? Hey, and we will steal your mama, too. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Don't matter. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.  One type of niggas is yours. Let's go.  Let's go. How you feeling? I'm not thinking anything. I'm not thinking anything. I'm not thinking things. I'm not thinking money.  W-2, what's up? He ain't smokein' it out. They got a taste for it, though. No, he didn't. Yeah, yo, man, what we lookin' like? I bought everybody some blue chew. Yeah! Your first trial is free. Yeah. We'll get a new face, mama. He'll be the one who made it. Two more little light-skinned girls.  I'm staying. I have my version of that. Yeah. I think I'm gonna do it. I think I'm gonna do it. Come on, man. Yeah. We're off to that. You know we shouldn't see it, dude. Now he got it.  You should've put it out.  Everybody know it. He had to say it. He had to say it. It is what it is. That's why I gotta get my black man.  You gonna see the black man. Let's see the black man. See, somebody give me a taste. Somebody give me a titties.  We need that. We need that. Aerial. They don't know it's show titties in the black movies. Aerial. Yeah, yeah. You ain't never seen Angela Bassett, never? He's serrated last time I've seen her. I'll tell you what's up. Aerial. Aerial. How? That was the biggest one. That's one of my top 5 disappointing titties. I love Lala, but I had so much. Had so much hype built up for them titties over the years. And then you seen it. Then I seen it. I don't know. After seeing it, I wish I hadn't seen it. Exactly. I need that time back. Right. That time back. I hope I don't know what she did today. That was one of my favorites. I did it with Vox and Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks? Vox and Tyra Banks. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, Jesse. Woo! Okay, Lowe's, I got some nice movie titties for you. Y'all remember when Halle Berry first showed her titties? And they gave a million dollars. No, Swarovitch. Swarovitch. Nice titties. Spike Lee from the Mona Rosy Perez. Oh, yeah. Two right there. Jesus Litter. Motherfuckin' Jim. I got one for you though. 10 love, sweet love, hey. Come on. My land with you. That titties was sittin' perfect for you, man. That titties was sittin'. That titties was sittin' perfect for you, man. That titties was sittin' perfect for you, man. Yeah, go back and watch it. I remember Halle Berry first, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was Mona. She told me. Yeah, yeah. Black T-shirt. Black T-shirt. We went straight to the kids and called it Park. Big. Top 5 T-shirts in Black Cinema. Pam Gryff. Hands down. And I think that was in Sheba Bay. Coffee. Coffee. When it comes to a titties, it's a little techy. Teresa Randall, Girl 6. Remember Girl 6? She had to do the English to turn the shirt off? Oh my God. You've been watching the whole movie worth it. Yeah. Yeah, I folks with that. Karen. What's with this? What's with her name? What's with her name? Oh, uh... She's been showin' up. She's got hands. Remember when she's got hands? Paula Parker. Are there titties in town? Never. Never been 110 in town. Never. Never. Never. Cut! Not even with this. You don't need to show a brush. You don't need to show a brush.   Uh-uh, cut. Hey, real talk. That's why he made his own studio.  When nobody could show a tittie, I don't want nobody to hate me. So he made a whole nugga. Yeah. He's about to move. Do you like titties? Nah, he ain't gonna cut. I'll tell you what you ain't seen. You don't know nothing about their lives with smokers. Oh. I got it. Okay. That boy fuckin' takes it out. Oh, yeah. There you go. That nigga was high as a bird.  He was high as a bird. This nigga got some of the most controversial jokes.  Who's that? That's what he said.  Because the faggot's gonna tell everybody.       You are beautiful. Nice meeting you. Yeah, I have a signature bag. Thank you, Lord. I love you. Sniff the mark, it's strong, we feel. It's strong. I don't care. It does not care. I don't care. Shoot, boss.   What's wrong with all these girls that got hit in the gym? You got it? Yeah, you got it.  Hey! You got lipstick on your mouth, man. This is the kindergarten teacher. No, kids, don't talk in the hallway. I know what I'm talking about. They don't talk in the hallway. He ain't a bad student. If he don't know the type of attention that he needs, he's going to start showing up. He's going to get no attention at all. He's mama, y'all. He's mama's child, so she don't know.  You already know what it is. What's up here? That's too hard, man. Appreciate it. Put that meat on top. She said, what, best stop playing? Uh-oh. Make sure you put the tag up. Put the tag on the wheel. On the right side. Look at the wrong side. You know why? Because she said she liked Chico B. I said, hold on. Wait, I know what it is. You was taking silk beads with Chico B. I said, no. I'm just taking with Chico. Because that's your man, the last action negro. Stop. All right, come on. I love your titties. Oh my god. One thing about Albany, what y'all can do?  What are you down here? What are you from? Detroit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I can hit at Detroit, yeah. What have you done?  Are you ready to go back to Kazakhstan? I don't know. He's three hours to Atlanta. They ain't throw kites in there. They don't want another hour. It's three hours. He's like, if you was born in the 50s, you still would. Now take her to the cotton club. Yeah. I'll just take a cat.   A sock hop. Yes, man, yes. Yes means yes. No is a consent. Silent is a consent. Only yes is consent. He's too big to. I don't feel nothing, nothing to do. That's right.  Right. Right. Oh, wait, wait.    I got a cotton blanche.  I need one of those. You're special.   I'm doing it. Yeah. We're getting a picture.   I need one of those. And here you go. And you're special! I'm about to get into the head of my girlfriend. I'm about to get into the head of my girlfriend. Anybody got a short band? If you don't think, you gonna be the number eight on TV. You know, it was just me when you did me like this.  I did! You did me like this. Like on the straight.  Who's both of you? She has fans. I'm gonna take a photo with you. I can't, I can't, I can't. Right here, one sister right here. That is your sister. That is. You see, you don't want me. Hey, hey! Hey, who knows? You lose, take it out, you freak it. Hey, cuz, are you a freak? Let's see if you got him. Ah!  Back to work, to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. You're making me dizzy. You better work out. Come on, I'll tell you. I think we're at the right number. I think we're at the right number. These are the only niggas. Hey, boy, that coat got me so hot. They do 70s out there, too. I think I sent the vision. Everybody just seemed to be people. You're part of the grocery. What's up, man?  You got that one-stand-the-time boots on. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's your coach? Ha!  How about these ladies? You know, paint-paint-pop-eye. DDT swag. What's up, man? They have hood niggas in town, but with it when they like it, I don't know what to say. I'll beat y'all up. I think they're crazy.  Ooh, man. Get out of the car. Who's that? You don't know what to say. What's up, man? All the way up. He was. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hello, DC. We'll need an intervention. What are you talking about? That's too crazy. Don't do that. Don't do this to me, man. Come on.  Come on, man. Come on. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.  I have no strength to come to the show tomorrow. Who? Thank you, baby. She's got your shoes on. Thank you, gentlemen. Come on. That's the one they gotta look out for. What's she eatin'? She over there in the bottom of the neck to do.  God.


Hey everybody and welcome back to a plan with me video. We are working on August 29th through September 4th. We are transitioning into a new month this week which is kind of exciting. And before we get started with the plan with me, let's look back at last week. Okay so here is last week and all the fun things that happened. I didn't do like a ton of stuff like after work too much. This is my kind of to-do- today is Friday and I am trying to do some of these plan with or not plan with me as well. My brain is not working properly Emily. Trying to film some of these videos full disclosure there is a dog like right above this room that is yipping and has been like whining and crying for hours. I have gone up there, I have knocked on the door, a new guy just moved upstairs above me and I don't think his dog is like a hundred percent acclimated. So yeah I've already talked to the pro or not talked, I've emailed the property manager, I don't know whatever. The dog doesn't sound like it's in distress, it's just like barking. I don't really know what's going on. I am going to be working tomorrow. I'm also working Sunday. I didn't put that in yet but I'm working. I'm working every day. You guys know that. You guys know that. Okay so here is this upcoming week. This is a jam-packed week full of stuff like I legit have something like to do either during the day or in the evening like all week. It's pretty nuts. So let's get right into this. All right so this week is actually gonna be kind of fun because I am going out of town this weekend and I am going going to the Minnesota State Fair.  I feel so redundant because I feel like I stay the same thing every single week but you know whatever. We're just gonna go with it. But yeah we're gonna go to the Minnesota State Fair on Saturday. What we like to do during the state fair is we like to go early in the day. So like as soon as it opens like 9 a.m. 8 a.m. like whatever. Whenever it actually opens because it's usually a lot cooler outside and the nice thing about that is that you're not like sweating like a pig and that's always a good situation.  I cut it with the scissors and then I chose these two washes to kind of like put in the work situation. But oh before that I want to do this. I want to do this undo and like take off the Darlington thing because I will not be watching the race. I feel so bad like I spent all this money on these like really cool stickers and I love these stickers. If you guys are in the NASCAR and actually watch NASCAR like all the time I used to I don't have like regular TV anymore and I'm I don't even like miss regular TV.  Like I have Netflix. I don't really need anything else but oh my gosh this washi is like not wanting to come up here maybe this will help it along a little bit.  But yeah anyway I'm like not really missing TV. I do what miss like watching NASCAR and stuff but honestly I'm working every single like Sunday or Saturday depending on like what race it is so I don't know I'm just I'm so like motivated with work right now that I don't know I don't really have the time to devote to watching it. Like my favorite thing used to always be Sunday I would have nothing to do before I started working all the time and I would just get my laundry started and watch the NASCAR race like all day as I was obviously like doing laundry doing housework you know really doing anything that needed to be done around the house. A lot of times what I would do is also do like my meal prep for the week and stuff like that too so I love this undo it like takes no time to dry it's awesome and there's always a link below there's like an amazon link to undo if you guys are ever interested down in the description box you have to like scroll down it's kind of like at the bottom but anyway but yeah doesn't leave a residue nothing so we are good so that being said I'm gonna put down this washi this is the like fair washi this is from the scotch brand and I'm gonna kind of center this up a little bit too with the design okay perfect great so I want to be able to put this in there we go my goodness all right well I laid this down so wrong we're gonna try to figure this out okay yeah here we go oh my goodness all right so let's see if we can all right so I creased it let's see if this actually works oh my god pretty sure it's right here I don't know whatever we're just gonna oh they actually worked out really slick okay cool all right today I'm thinking on we are going to put this down as well the 8 a.m. slot I really wanted to get the like ride in one of these days I would think the ride looks really cool just really cool okay so it is Friday it has been a long long week like work wasn't even like really that busy I just feel like I don't even really know what I did this week I just feel tired I don't know why I feel so tired maybe because I work too much maybe because I work too okay I get my bearings the straight of where it was cutting I hope I cut that kind of straight yeah it's kind of straight okay that works all right so we are done with the fair washy I have these like little weekend banners I got from um Libby and Co so I thought that I would kind of coordinate with this teal color in the red so I'm gonna take a red one and put it right here because I very rarely get a weekend so I mean I trust me I have a weekend but you know to like actually mark weekend so that's kind of exciting all right what else do I want to mark down all right so let me do my work schedule and then there's a bunch of stuff I want to like lay on top of my work schedule as usual I feel like this video is going to be really long so if you guys like long videos you came to the right place this week let me tell you right so let's grab a ruler you gotta say it like that too to be like more official a ruler it's not a ruler it's a ruler all right are these nine to fives every day yeah okay cool and for whatever reason the ones that have like the clear in them like the washy's that have the clear in them I always really like putting that over the times because I can it's still pretty transparent and I can see through it if it wasn't transparent I would like put it over to the side or on the other side I don't know I'm just like all sorts of weird things go on in my brains you guys all sorts of the weird things but I only have to work at my second job one time this week which is kind of nice so that's gonna be on Wednesday and then you guys are gonna be very shocked about a couple of things I'm gonna put in my planner especially if you know me like personally what I mean personally like you've met me and you understand like my breed of crazy so we're gonna get to that soon spoiler all right gotta keep you guys guessing you know you guys gotta stick around a little longer I don't know how long you guys stick around for I know there's a way you can like check it in your like account to see like your audience retention but I just I don't know it's not that I don't care it's just like you either watch these things or you don't I don't know it's kind of just how I feel about life I guess all right so I'm gonna do that and then I think over here I'm just gonna block off sometimes just gonna go like that that'll be like the state fair I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna do but we're just gonna we'll go there for quite a few hours anyways so all right we are done with that let me try to find all my work logos and stuff that are like stuck underneath here I actually grabbed a whole bunch of stickers before I started planning today because I'm trying to be good um it doesn't always work out that way but I'm really trying to be a better plan with me person so we're gonna do more work more work quick update thank you to jody if you're watching hey jody hey um she reminded me on instagram to buy more work logos and I did so thanks jody if you guys are ever interested um there's a Minnesota planagirl her name's jody hey again she does plan with me videos I'm gonna link her channel below you guys should all subscribe to her she is super awesome I even gave her some undo because she said in a video that she really needed some so I gave her some at the last planner thing that we want to and she has super awesome videos very functional like mine are not super decorative I mean this week is kind of decorative but yeah she's like totally my planning style and if you guys like my planning style you'll definitely love her planning style definitely definitely so subscribe to her tell her I sent you should tell her in the comments okay uh none of these colors really match let's see well screw it we're just gonna do blue I don't know all right when are my chiropractic appointments all right Monday and Wednesday okay so some doctor appointments in the morning I don't even know where I'm gonna put my video thing I'm gonna have to like put it up there I don't even know what's going on yeah I have no idea where I'm gonna put my video things but that's all right I'll figure it out as we go we'll just put these up here for right now plan with me August's favorite September budget's gonna be up so that's exciting I know you guys have been like really loving the budget videos um so I'm gonna try to make that a monthly thing and then at the end of the year I'm hopefully gonna be doing like a yearly budget for 2017 so stay tuned for that all right so that night I have to pack why am I putting that back okay so let's work on Monday Monday I'm actually doing something kind of fun I am gonna be going to a place to look for new apartments hence all of the problems I've been having lately been having lots of other problems you guys but that's like not for the internet so yeah um I think I'm gonna do this yellow one this one looks kind of fun and actually just got these stickers from Catastrophe design studios I think they're so freaking cute I should just do a sticker haul last week so you can look back at my previous videos and watch that if you'd like all right so I'm gonna write down one pm nick and then where I'm going okay so yeah I am starting the process of apartment hunting um I already knew when I signed the lease to this apartment um this new unit that I'm in that I would not be here for like the long haul the rent is very high I have a lot of extra space that I just honestly I really don't need and since I am trying to save money it just it isn't working out and it's nothing's bad about it it's just not working out and I think it's high time that I just get real with myself and just look for some new places you know so yeah all right and then I need to do some editing on Friday I just have this one sitting out so we're just gonna do a all right we're gonna edit a plan with me on Friday I am gonna be gone until Monday so I will not be around I just want to make sure that I have a plan with me video up for you guys and we are gonna make all of that work put that little computer icon right there um back to Monday okay I have a massage on Monday I am very very excited about this let's see I even have these like funny emojis that are from the dollar store um and I have a little half box here so what time is that at 5 15 what thing do I want to use all right I think I'm gonna use the red one all right so I'm gonna go see my masseuse katie on Monday which will be pretty much amazing I am so looking forward to getting a massage I started getting massages because my chiropractor told me to start getting massages um yeah it's just have all the back problems just all the back problems so we're gonna put up some little like oh hands like oh hands but that would be kind of fun um all right and then I need to pack down here I felt like I here we go some like little guy right here and just remind myself to pack or kind of like start packing um I'm probably not going to like actually pack all of my things on Monday but at least get the bulk of it started all right so that can go over there that can go over there dudes you guys like I gotta talk to you about something I have a date I know pick up your jaws off the floor I've got a date um it's weird we met on the internet his name is Trent I do not really know anything much about him I mean I know much about him but I don't know a ton and I think that's better that way we know what each other just do for a living he doesn't seem like a total creep so yeah I mean things are looking up so we're gonna go get coffee I don't know why everyone's like obsessed with coffee like I don't even like coffee but whatever I don't know what time we're gonna meet yet but we're going on Tuesday after work I've said this before I think I said it in my Q&A like my personal Q&A that I really don't date in this town because there's not a lot of like ton of like minded people that want similar things in life that I do um if you guys haven't watched that feel free to watch it if you'd like it's on my channel but um since I'm very vocal about not wanting like marriage isn't my end game and I know it's a lot of people's end games especially it seems like especially women but it's actually very difficult to find men that don't want to have like want that either I don't I don't really know so it's just a weird situation I live in the Midwest and a very conservative Midwest and everyone wants to get married and have kids and that's fantastic if you want them but I just do not want them so yeah it's more difficult to find somebody more difficult so um he read my profile and didn't say anything about it so I'm assuming he's cool with it I mean we're definitely gonna have a conversation about it I'm pretty sure on uh Tuesday so I'll let you guys know what happens oh and if you don't hear from me after Tuesday I don't know something weird happened then go find Trent from the internet let's see here okay I don't need this I feel like pulling out stuff before is actually quite stressful like I don't know why I feel so stressed about this all right so let's we gotta do a walk on Wednesday all right and then Doyle needs um it's like the first of the month on Thursday so he needs like all the drugs like his monthly meds and stuff so I have his little stickers over here somewhere yeah here they are come here stickers you weirdos all right so he's got his like heart guard stuff which goes right here I don't care if the dates are really covered up you guys but um yeah he's got this as well things in my little paw because it's freaking cute so why not okay so let's do on Thursday I want to do this okay I just actually got these at one orange snowflake and I'm really excited about them so this is gonna be I'm gonna put these like Lily Henry don't forget on top of it of like things I need to bring with me so like on my trip to Minneapolis this weekend what do I need to not forget um I got some stuff for my mom some like Erin Condren things so I just wrote you see mom what else do I not forget I don't know okay I'll just keep adding it to it as the um the days go by I'm gonna kind of put this in the middle here this big old don't forget I think these like little Minnesota states are gonna go right up above here that's gonna be like our state fair experience all right I'm also gonna put in my planning session because I need to do filming on this Thursday actually let me look ahead and see what else I need to do for that week actually I should be okay all right cool all right so I want to do a little planning session right down here kind of push this over a little bit planning session with this I wonder if I can lift the G up hmm oh yeah I can okay cool I should have just done that way wow brains are not running on all cylinders okay let's see let's use this oh no we're not gonna use that we're gonna use this road washy and we are gonna put in the drive the ultimate drive because we need to go to Minneapolis this weekend all right my ruler was covered in washy remnants and sticky remnants over here good thing you can't see that it's really bad all right so we need to get some Minnesota states why do I still have this over here yikes all right so we are gonna do the drive but I think yeah I'm gonna use one of these and just put in what I need all right put in Cambridge it's where my mom has her second place well my parents I guess but my mom is the only one there right now and then I think I'm gonna just do this yellow yellow state that's kind of cute I like it you know I always feel like I'm missing something you know you guys ever get that feeling I mean I'm sure you guys watch this and you're like Emily you're missing everything didn't you want to put that in there I mean I catch it later so not to worry I do catch it later oh I need to put in like vlogging so I need to vlog this weekend because uh next weekend there's gonna be a vlog up for you guys so yippie skipper if you like those kind of things hmm and how am I gonna signify the vlog actually you know what I think I'm gonna do since it's right here I'm just gonna take some of this washi that I used for um like my work and put it in signify the vlogging situation if you can call it a situation probably is a situation that doesn't seem very straight but whatever at this point okay so I need an arrow I wonder if I have an arrow in here a lot of times I look through things that are close because I just don't want to get up is that weird probably because I know where I have arrows but I don't think I have any in here but we are gonna find out yeah no arrow okay I gotta get up all right I had to get up for this this is my Chrissy and Designs binder here's all my these are all my functional stickers I've got a problem I do realize that okay so do I want a flag maybe I want a flag oh I don't know what I want you guys or do I want an arrow maybe I want an arrow oh these are cute Jodi uses these in her plan with me videos again plug Jodi plans watch her you will like it I promise okay she uses these ones all the time I don't know why I've only used like a couple of them randomly so all right so I'm gonna write vlog and I don't know why but I like to write vlog in all caps don't know why I couldn't tell you why I like to do that I just like to do that but why do we like to do anything we don't really know okay so I think I'm just gonna put it like in the middle maybe actually this looks a little bit better put the L in the center there we go all right so on Sunday I like legit have no plans and then Monday I'm gonna be driving home but I'm not gonna do that plan with me video just yet because I'm gonna wait until Thursday because I want to let you guys know how my date was because it was either going to be like epic and really fun or it's gonna like really suck so I'm just letting you know now you guys I'm just letting you know now so I think this is going to be it for the plan with me I hope you guys enjoyed this was kind of a longer video so all of you that like the long ones make sure to thumbs it up okay I hope wherever you are you are having a wonderful start to your week make sure to subscribe if you haven't already and I will see you all in my next video bye guys


Let's now start with the detailed understanding of the web of things from a conceptual perspective. Why did we need to transform or migrate from mere IOTs, which were perhaps good enough to WOT? Actually, we have some problem known as the IOT problem. IOT is a very good solution for a certain problem in a certain context, but when the context changes, or if there is a change in the underlying technology, then the entire IOT architecture is changed vertically. So it means that we need to have a continuous support for interoperable technologies at the four layers, while these layers continue to evolve. Now this becomes a challenge because creating the apps or the web-based interfaces that run atop these heterogeneous devices becomes very difficult because there is a continuous evolution of the devices, which are running certain softwares, are based on platforms with specific operating system releases, they are talking to different databases, each database is running a different environment, a different query language, and then if we are using middlewares, these middlewares are also allowing us to talk to certain interoperable or compatible protocols, but is it generalizable? It is not. So what is the solution? The solution is bringing everything to the web. So World Wide Web is a global platform that we have been seeing for internet-based services. It started off from web surfing or using the HTTP protocol for HTML web page access. So this is the classical protocol stack, it is the HTTP on top of TCP and on top of IP. Again like the typical client-server architecture as in web, we also can think about providing IoT services as in clients and servers. For discovering new set of IoT based services, we need to have a URL and DNS kind of mechanism. Now this technology, if it is interacting with things and is exposing the services of these things, abstracting away the underlying details, this is how the web of things becomes relevant to the IoT. So what possible services could we identify or could we demarcate in the services plane? So we will have web services as such. These are the services which would be directly accessible on the web. We can think about three tier architecture instead of a typical client-server, two tier architecture where we have the client talking to a web server and the web server is talking at the back end to a database server or directly to the IoT devices. Then we can think about the web of things service which is basically a service provided by an IoT through an adapter. So what happens is that web of things service is a service which maps the physical resources available and whatever functionality or service they are providing onto a certain service which is exposed by the worldwide web. So we can think about web of things services as basically the hardware connected web service. Then we can also have the mash-up service. So mashing up actually means taking the existing services which are more classical in the nature like IPTV, voice over IP, cloud services and integrating them with the WOT architecture. So mash-up services are also one of the possible variants. We can consolidate it again. Here we have the conceptual view of the IoT and WOT. We have the web-based services which are web service as such, web of IoT service and then we have the mash-up service. Now you see we have in this diagram specifically we have underlying architecture at the physical layer of constraint devices and full-fledged devices. These devices are exposing their hardware interfaces for configuration, for data access, for data manipulation, data read, write to their appropriate agents which are known as the brokers. So web of things brokers are basically having respective agents according to every technology. So these constraint devices need to have some kind of intermediary broker but for relatively high form factor devices like here we have the IP phone or complete laptop or smart television they can talk to the web services themselves. They can expose their services directly through certain software plugins and drivers of course. So the web of things broker allows the adaptation of different physical objects through their interfaces by having their respective agents.


I keep giving lectures about how important it is to have extra grid capacity, but nobody seems interested in my PowerPoints. Hamlet is an early 17th century tragedy in Five Acts written by William Shakespeare, a work consisting of nearly 30,000 words and published in his current form in his First Folia, typeset by Isaac Jaggard onto 31 pages with two columns of text per page. Hamlet was a dramatic performance by the Lord Chamberlain's men for King James I in 1619, with Richard Burbage cast in the titular role, belting his lines from the creaky wooden stage to the second-story gallery seats in the Old Globe Theater. Hamlet is a lavish 1996 film by Kenneth Branagh that cost over $18 million to produce, a whopping four-hour cinematic behemoth featuring an extensive cast of famous actors, including Robin Williams, Kate Winslet, Gerard de Bardieu, and Judy Dench, shown briefly in theaters and nominated for four Academy Awards. Hamlet is a 2009 webcomic by Dan Carroll, each of its 329 pages illustrated with charmingly quirky stick figures in black and white, with a number of pop cultural references and visual gags that are impressively funny within the limitations of its MS paint style artwork. These Hamlets are all identical in content. They each contain the full text of Shakespeare's play, every single word. The original printed text, the physical paper and ink version with its printing defects and funny s's, has some one-to-one correspondence with the words spoken in the Kenneth Branagh film, but even ignoring things like historical, cultural, or personal context, which can change from century to century or performance to performance. Any description of what meaning should be conveyed by each of these versions of Hamlet is going to involve more than their content, the words themselves. It's necessarily going to involve their form, the details of how those words are embodied. The content still matters to be sure, and Hamlet without it to be or not to be is no Hamlet at all, but trying to discuss the content's meaning somehow independent of its form, or vice versa, is ignoring the critical interplay between the two. Aiming the camera up at the physically imposing Brian Blessed in full plate armor and down at the svelte Kenneth Branagh changes the meaning of the words they speak in the play. We see the diminutive prince as an ineffectual child in the shadow of his gargantuan father, a small weak boy urged to act by the ghost of a brutal man of action. If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not. Let not the royal bed of Denmark be a couch for luxury and damned incest. If Hamlet were also framed as a big strong man, that line would be a sort of, let's do this moment.  The meaning of the words is literally different, and there's no stage direction for any of this in the original paper copy of the play. Just enter ghost and Hamlet. Ghost and Hamlet? The intimate relationship between form, meaning, and content might seem like a nerdy concern for philosophers and literary analysts, but it's thrombing away under dozens of choices you make every day. Should I fire off a quick email, or would it be better to compose some sort of memo or report? Can I do this on my phone, or should I get out my laptop? What language should I write this code in? Would it be better to text or call your mother?  Even your decision about how to watch this video, or just listen to it in the background as you wash dishes, carries an implicit judgment about what form you think is best suited for getting the meaning you want out of it. There's certainly something that all those different experiences have in common, but these words are going to mean something different if you're hearing them over earbuds on a bus versus watching me say them on a 70-inch TV in your living room. Unfortunately, as media theorist Marshall McLuhan famously highlighted, we have a tendency to focus intently on the content part of media, the text, or maybe implied meaning of the text, often to the exclusion of everything else. This is doubly true if it conforms to cultural practices and norms. You don't notice the font choice of an email unless it's not black 11-point calibre or aerial. You don't notice that YouTube videos are 16x9 until you run into an upload of some old TV show with big bars on either side of the screen. As with most cultural practices, these norms are a result of conscious decisions, evolved practicality, and random chance, but importantly, they do not become semantically inert just because they're defaults. Even if the shape of our creative output conforms to the expectations of our audience, that shape still has a profound influence on what can and will be interpreted on their end. A 16x9 aspect ratio does something to the meaning of a YouTube video, whether I want it to or not. This implies a question. How exactly do the default forms of media we use affect the landscape of concepts and meanings? Are those effects desirable? Could we avoid some of the worst problems by paying a little more attention to where and when we choose to use certain kinds of media, or the default forms of that media? In an exceedingly grumpy 2004 essay titled The Cognitive Style of PowerPoint, statistician, political scientists, computer scientists, and data visualization theorist Edward Tufty advances an argument that the explosion in popularity of PowerPoint slides has had significant ramifications for the speed, detail, and effectiveness of technical communication. He highlights numerous issues endemic to the form of PowerPoint, pressures of the medium that might be mitigated by a careful author taking special pains to work around them, but taken all together might well compel a careful author to think twice about using PowerPoint in the first place. Take information density. Tufty asserts that PowerPoint is an exceptionally low bandwidth medium for raw information. The average graphic in a PowerPoint contains only 12 numbers, comparable to works of political propaganda, and the average slide only contains about 15 words, a density on par with billboards. Compared to the information density of something like a single page from a cookbook or a newspaper, you'd need dozens and dozens of slides to cover the same ground. Not impossible, but probably unwieldy, if not totally opaque. He also notes that the preferred PowerPoint organizational framework of bullet-pointed lists creates an often mistaken impression of linearity and hierarchy. Bullets can only convey relationships of sequence, priority, or membership in a set. Relationships like causality, feedback loops, emergence, simultaneity, or any other pattern of nonlinear organization can't be elegantly represented this way. Bullet-pointed might give the reassuring appearance of well-structured analytic thought, but if the subject actually demands consideration of one of these sorts of relationships, well, you'd never know if the author thought of them or not. Tufty cites several real-life examples of what he considers to be the corrosive effect of PowerPoint on technical communication, including a vicious teardown of some of the slides NASA management used to make decisions that ultimately led to the Columbia Space Shuttle Disaster, suggesting that a simple engineering white paper would have communicated the necessary information about damage to the shuttle's wing with much more fidelity and much less noise and ambiguity. He also critiques the whole vibe of PowerPoint itself, suggesting that the program mirrors the structure and priorities of Microsoft, an unholy hybrid of slick marketing style over substance, and brutish myopic algorithmic thinking. He asks, what could be a worse metaphor for good presentation? Tufty's essay has been enormously popular in the 20 years since he first published it, cited over 1,400 times, and finding its way into a fair amount of academic research on the effects and effectiveness of PowerPoint in technical communication, and, more and more frequently, education. For example, a deliciously snarky literature review by Russell Craig and Joel Amronik details several findings on how classrooms are being changed by increasingly pervasive PowerPoint pedagogy. The report that classes that use PowerPoint do not perform markedly better at recall or testing than traditional lecture classes. The use of PowerPoint measurably dampens some of the interpersonal aspects of scholarship, including things like reading a class's response or engaging them in discussion, encouraging more of a conduit or transfer model of education, where the role of the instructor is simply to upload the requisite knowledge into the students instead of, say, building it collaboratively. It discourages activities like free association, comparison, creative thinking, or skepticism, as the flow of a slide deck sort of forbids interruption and makes backtracking or side discussions distracting rather than elucidating. Even in the midst of these findings, Craig and Amronik raise some meager counters to Tufty's uniformly pessimistic view, suggesting that PowerPoint can be an effective teaching tool in the right hands, if the presenter is competent and navigates their way carefully around its various pitfalls and failure modes. That certainly seems plausible. I don't think that anyone would argue that it's impossible to give an informative high bandwidth, high fidelity presentation with a series of slides. But it's worth asking, does the form of PowerPoint constrain or shift the landscape of meaning in a way that makes effective pedagogy and technical communication harder than it might be using some other media? Could it be that by making PowerPoint the default medium for these contexts, we're causing more issues on balance than we would otherwise? What other forms of media might stand an honest appraisal of how suitable they are for their intended meaning? Please, leave a comment below and let me know what you think. Thank you very much for watching. Don't forget to follow us, subscribe, and share. And don't stop thunking.


My Marines and I are out here doing hot-load training and what that is is it's an evolution in which we reload and rearm aircraft without the pilot ever shutting down or getting out of the aircraft, which minimizes the amount of time that the aircraft is on the ground. This type of unit level training, hot-loading, combined with littoral operations, allows us to extend the striking range of the F-35 platform, in line with the Commonwealth's vision for the future of expeditionary warfare.