So, having seen your FDMA and TDMA techniques, so somewhere around 95 or so, this spread spectrum techniques became popular, they existed before that, but somewhere around that time is when they became very popular. They used to be used mostly in the military earlier, because they have highly proof from jamming. So, what is this spread spectrum? So, this forms the basis of both CDMA and wireless LANs, both of them follow the same underlying mechanism. So, the technique is like this, basically the bandwidth W and the message bandwidth R are related as W is far greater than R. Typically, what do we want to do, we want to take the message and transmit it in as much short a bandwidth as possible, you want to use as little of the spectrum as possible, whereas in CDMA what we are saying is that it is actually counter-intuitive, saying that instead of trying to pack the message into as smaller bandwidth as possible, spread it out over as larger a spectrum that is available. So, it turns out that it achieves several desired objectives, enhanced capacity, interference, tolerance and so on. So, there are two types of spread spectrum systems, one is called frequency hopping, the other is called direct sequence. So, the direct sequence one is the more popular one. Frequency hopping is basically what it means is that you transmit on a particular frequency for a while, then you hop to another frequency, you transmit on that frequency for a while, then you hop to a third frequency and so on. The direct sequence one is the one which is more important. So, this basically illustrates frequency hopping. So, let us say you want to transmit over a certain amount of time, this is your width. So, you are basically transmitting in different frequencies. So, the sender and the receiver should know the hopping sequence, that pattern is called the hopping sequence. So, obviously I need to know the hopping sequence, otherwise you would have hop to one frequency, I will be trying to listen to you on a different frequency. So, that is the basic idea. It is not that popular as the direct sequence spread spectrum techniques. So, what happens in direct sequence? Basic idea is like this, I have some data which is shown by this shaded area here. Now, this data is spread over a large spectrum. So, what remains common, what remains constant? The area. So, the area is going to remain constant between both of the cases. So, how is this spreading achieved? This spreading is achieved by using what is called a spreading waveform. So, you take the data waveform. So, for each bit in the data waveform, you are going to explore it with your spreading sequence, what is called the spreading sequence. So, you take this bit, you explore it with the spreading sequence and this is the actual bit that is going to be transmitted on the wireless medium. Why is this, how is this useful? At the other end, obviously it is like you are just going to receive whatever you are hearing, you are going to receive everything. So, let us say you have received a whole bunch of stuff which includes your original data plus some amount of noise, noise either deliberate or unintentional. So, now that is what is called jamming and as a result of D spreading and demodulation, you are kind of able to recover your demodulated spectrum. So, that is the basic idea of such a system. This slide actually explains it in a more layman's terms which is what I am more comfortable with when it comes to signal processing. So, what we are saying is, this is the signal we have spread out because of the property of the signal. So, the key, where is the key here? What is the key thing that we have to get right in order for this to work? We have to choose our spreading sequence very carefully, not any sequence can be used as a spreading sequence because this property depends upon what are you using as your spreading sequence, correct? What is the code? What is the spreading code or the sequence that you are using, right? So, you have spread it using a sequence. What is the property of the sequence? If you XOR it again with itself, then you will get the data back, right? So, now here there is a bunch of noise that is going and the signal. So, there is very little difference between the signal and the noise as far as the wireless medium is concerned. Now, when you XOR it with the spreading sequence again, the property of the sequence is such that this signal is recovered whereas an XOR of the noise with the spreading sequence remains as noise, okay? So, that is the key property that is being exploited here. So, what it shows is, suppose there is an interference. Suppose there is a narrow band interference in my signal space, okay? I have spread my signal here. So, in the first case there was no interference, there was just noise but the signal and the noise were very close to each other. Even then you are able to recover that particular signal because it is a property of the spreading sequence. Now, if there is a narrow band interference here, what happens is, again an interesting thing happens that once I do the XOR, so what is happening in the receiver is basically an XOR again with the spreading sequence. Once I do that, my interfering signal being narrow band gets spread and my spread signal gets recovered. So, this basically shows that narrow band interference I am able to recover from and this one shows that suppose I have two of these spread signals, okay? Again because of the property of the sequence that is being used, different sequences are used for each of the two signals, okay? Because of the property of the sequence, one of the interfering signals remains a spread sequence while the original one is recovered as my narrow band signal at the other end, okay? So, this is the basic idea behind any CDMA or a wireless LAN kind of a system, okay? What is the implication of this idea? See, what is the implication of this one for example, okay?  So, basically what this means is, it has two, three implications. One implication is, I do not have to so much worry about frequency allocation which was a big thing for me in GSM, right? I do not have to worry about it at all because I am transmitting in the entire band, right? So, that is one thing. So, one problem of how to do frequency reuse, how to do all the channel allocation, everything, all that just goes away. The other thing is that there is very little difference between handling interference from other users and handling general noise, right? So, the handling of both of them is more or less the same. As far as the CDMA system is concerned, it does not matter if there is noise in the system or if there are many other users in the system. They are both treated in the same manner, okay? So, because again it is not very, you know, it is very easy to talk about it. But if you put yourself in the place when it was being invented, it is not very easy to envisage codes which have this beautiful property of being able to just recover that signal out of a whole bunch of noise, right? So, what are the various properties that it gives us? It gives us this one property that I can increase. So what is the key thing as far as my receiver is concerned? As far as my receiver is concerned, what matters is how much of this signal is above anything else that I see, correct? If I have a very good receiver, then what will happen? If I have a very good receiver, then I can do with less of this information, right? If I can do with less of this information, I can handle more users in my system, okay? So, that is the key difference between a GSM system and a CDM system. If you have to give just one key difference between the two systems, okay? That is that in a GSM system, interference is bad, right? In a CDMA system, it doesn't matter whether it is interference, whether it is other users, they are all treated in the same way. If I want to increase the number of users in a CDMA system, how do I do that? If I want to increase the number of users in a GSM system, how do I do that? I have to make smaller cells, I have to do more frequency reuse and all that thing, right? If I want to increase the number of users within a cell in a GSM system, how do I do that? If I want to increase the number of users within a sector in a GSM system, how do I do that? In a GSM system, if I want to increase, right? Once you take the smallest cell that you can have in a GSM system, what is the number 992, right? That is the maximum upper bound. You cannot increase 125 into 8 minus all the control channels, right? So, you cannot increase the number of users in a GSM cell beyond that number, okay? Whereas in a CDMA system, that number is not any hard and fast number, okay? It depends on the type of handsets that are there. It depends upon how much power control the base station is doing. So, if it is telling all the hands, if they are all very good quality handsets in that area, the base station can do very fine grain power control. It can transmit at very, you know, it can just kind of talk very softly. And it can hear also when the handsets are talking very softly, right? So, in that sense, more handsets can be accommodated in the area, okay? Is that making sense? Okay, so how do we arrive at some number for this, okay? So, we have to deal with a little bit of calculation in order to arrive at what is this number in a CDMA system, okay? So, let's say W is your spread bandwidth, R is your data rate, which is your data signal bandwidth in hertz, okay? So, W by R is your spread, okay? Processing gain, correct? So, S is your received power of the desired signal. J is the received power for undesired signals, right? So, J by S becomes your signal to interference ratio. And then these systems have a notion of EB by N0, which is EB is your received energy per bit for the desired signal. And N0 is the equivalent noise spectral density, okay? So, now the key equation here is like this. J by S is what you want to know. You want to know how much interference can I tolerate in such a system, correct? So, don't bother to write all this down. Basically what it means is, J now it turns out that J is N0 into W. So, once you go through all these things, it finally turns out that J by S, the maximum J by S that you can tolerate is W by R, which is your processing gain, okay? Divided by EB by N0 mean, okay? What does this mean? What this means is, we can see in this example, okay? So, here is an important point. In conventional systems, W by R is approximately equal to 1, okay? Like J SM, etc. What is the data rate and what is the available bandwidth? They are more or less the same, right? It's approximately equal to 1. So, what happens when W by R is approximately equal to 1 is, so when W by R is approximately equal to 1, this is a non-zero quantity. So, you find that your J by S becomes less than 1, in order for your system to operate satisfactorily, okay? J by S less than 1 means, yeah, signal to noise ratio, signal power should be more than my interference power, significantly more than the interference power. So, that is all the stuff which we saw in the morning, right? 200 kilohertz, why is it 200 kilohertz? Why is it not 100 kilohertz in a J SM system? All those things come from the need that my received signal strength should be much greater than by noise that I'm receiving, right? On the other hand, if you see in the CDMA system, so suppose R is 9600, W is some 1.2288 megahertz, okay? EB by N0 is typically 6 dB. These are values taken from a IS-95 CDMA system, okay? So it turns out that 1.2288 divided by 9.6 is something like, what's that, 128, right? W by R is, yeah, W by R is approximately 128, okay? And now if you convert it into dB, you get what is called your jamming margin as 32. See what that means is that that's kind of indication of the capacity of your system, okay? So if you decrease this EB by N0 value further, okay? So EB by N0 is saying what is the threshold at which you are able to receive, okay? So if you can decrease this EB by N0 further, then the number of users in your system can be higher, okay? So that is the basic idea behind the CDMA system, okay? So that's what I am saying here. So the jamming margin can be used to accommodate multiple users in the same band, okay? If EB by N0 min and the PG are fixed, then the number of users can be maximized if we are doing perfect power control, okay? Capacity is maximized by maintaining the signal to interference ratio at the minimum acceptable level, all right, all right? So some of the key factors, some of the key things in a CDMA system are this universal frequency use. There are one or two key points which one needs to understand, okay? So one was this universal frequency use. So many of the pain points in JSM have actually gone away when we go into a CDMA system, okay? So once you move away from the air interface, okay? So I don't really know. I know in theory how the system works. I mean, there is a notion of orthogonal Walsh codes which are used, there is a PN sequence which is used and all that, but there is no point in really telling you all those things. You can find all that in a book, okay? So just the key insights in a CDMA system are that the main problem with JSM of figuring out frequency, frequency reuse, all that, all that goes away simply because the universal frequency reuse applies not only to users in the same cell, but also in all the other cells, okay? So that is a big advantage of a CDMA system over a JSM type of a system. The other advantage is what is called the soft handoff. Now in JSM there is no notion of a soft handoff. What is a soft handoff? A soft handoff is basically I talk to two base stations at the same time, okay? So I am sending the signal through this base station, I am sending the signal through that base station and I add up the signal at the mobile in order to get a higher received power, okay? It's just like, you know, in order to tell you something there are two people who are whispering it very, very softly and somehow you are able to know both of them, you are able to match both of them and get a higher signal at the other end. So it is not at all intuitive, okay? But it can be done primarily because again of these property of these codes, okay? So what you do in a CDMA system is instead of talking to a mobile node through a single base station, okay? You can talk to a mobile node through one base station from here at very low power. You talk to the mobile node the same thing you said tell the mobile node through another base station from there at again at very low power and the signal can be added up at the mobile node, okay? In order to recover the original signal, okay? What is the advantage of that? Maybe in this cell there is a lot of users. So you want to decrease the transmit power in that cell, okay? Maybe in this cell also there are a fair number of users. So that is why you are trying to arrive at this point, okay? Okay? So here what happens is typically it is used at the time of handoff. So the mobile will start communicating with the new base station without interrupting on the old one, right? Same frequency assignment is used because there is no frequency reuse problem here, okay? This is basically what is happening here. So if I am talking through one MSC, so the MSC actually has to do more work because it has to send the same data along two different paths, okay? So the MSC has to send its kind of a multicasting of the data has to happen from that point. But at this point, at the air interface, but that is not a problem at the, in the background because these are wired links, okay? So the MSC sends the data along both the directions and this guy can get part of it from this BTS and also communicate with this BTS at the same time, okay? So typically at the time of handoff what the mobile does is that it for a while it communicates with both the BTSs till the received power of this BTS goes far below a threshold at which point it, it switches completely to communicating with the new BTS. Any comments, questions, I am sorry? Time hopping, does it fall under spread spectrum? What is time hopping? Yeah, I guess, I do not know, I have not come across anything specifically as time hopping. I can kind of understand what you are saying that you transmit in this slot first, you transmit in some other slot later, right? Perhaps, I do not know, I do not, I do not see really what would be achieved because the interference is actually frequency dependent. So unless we say that the interference depends more on the time within the same frequency, just pure time hopping I do not, I do not think it would be very effective, right? Time hopping combined with frequency hopping may be possible, but that is probably what frequency hopping does anyway. You hop in frequency as well as you hop in time slot, right? So you hop in both of them, okay? So having, although CDMA has some advantages over GSM, why is the GSM penetration more? Because GSM came in first, because GSM could do better roaming, okay? A lot of other issues are there, okay? So yeah, it is a standard and then also, see remember in a CDMA system, GSM you are guaranteed something, right? Once you get a slot, okay, you know that your traffic is going to go. In CDMA system, because the same thing, no interference power control can work against you. In fact, if you remember some of the earliest deployments of the CDMA systems, people were fine initially. After a while, everybody started complaining, saying I cannot hear anything, I cannot get anything going on this system, right? Because if it is the performance of the system, because if the operator gets too greedy, right? Then the users can suffer. In a GSM system, that cannot happen, right? In terms of voice quality, no, what I am saying is, if a given amount of resources, right, you are guaranteed a certain quality in GSM, okay, which need not be true in a CDMA system. In a CDMA system, it depends upon the handsets, significantly upon the handset that you are using, okay? How much, like, basically it comes down to how much of the signal it is able to extract from the interference, right? Sir, but call, without, without the, I guess so, so the call admission control mechanism in CDMA will not admit a call if it is not able to satisfy the QoS parameters, correct? Without disturbing the existing thing. So, but the point here is, if I, if I lower the thresholds, isn't it? If I lower the threshold of what is acceptable, see that is the key difference. In GSM, nobody can dictate what is acceptable, right? There is nothing variable.  In every frame. Now, if you have a better handset, you can do better codecs on that. Your quality can be improved. In CDMA, you are not guaranteed that you will get 577 microseconds on the air, right? There is no such notion. So, what happens is that you are basically saying that a certain signal to interference ratio is what you are trying to play around with, right? So, now this EB by NOR, 6 is the, 6 dB is what is used in IS 95. Suppose I make it less, okay? I could always support more users, isn't it? So, what is tolerable is the thing that moves around in a CDMA system. Yes, yes, you are governed by the authenticity of the call admission control protocol, yeah. That, yeah, that's a good way of putting it. In GSM, the time, power control is per time slot level, while in CDMA, it affects the entire BTS. I am not very sure if that is so, no, no, it can do that. But I thought, I don't recall that GSM actually does it at a power time slot level. Theoretically, it could, but I don't recall that it, so, correct, yeah. The size of the cell shrinks in CDMA because of the power control, yeah, but it's not so significant actually because we are doing a clear separation. So, the power control in GSM is not so critical, as in power control is critical, not so much also for the interference because you are already doing one level of interference control by separating frequencies and time slots, okay? So, the 200 kilohertz and all those kind of things you have already done in order to separate, in order to do some interference control. So, the power control is also for the device. So, if you are nearby, then there is no point in wasting power in shouting to me. That is the key reason I think, right? That's true, correct. So, you can't reuse your frequencies. So, you have to follow the appropriate equation i square plus j square plus ij, right, which we all know. So, you have to follow that equation in order to do the reuse, okay? So, let me do one thing. So, this is all again data, which I don't want to read out, okay? So, this is what is a kind of an architecture. So, somewhere towards the end of tomorrow, we will try to work out an application so that we go through an 802.11 network, through some other type of network and reach maybe a wired access node and see what happens at every hop in such a network, okay? So, there is one topic of, you know, how do we handle worldwide web and mobility? What I am going to do is I am going to put this topic also off and deal with it towards the end of tomorrow's session, okay? So, initially again this was because about a couple of years back, this was an important topic and so I had kind of put it up ahead, but nowadays the emphasis on that is decreasing. So, I don't really see the point in doing it at 6 in the evening on a long day. So, we will do it at 6 in the evening tomorrow, okay? We will see you tomorrow.


Welcome to the greatest show on the internet where one of the only few authorized meme writers sits here in rates NBA 2k memes Hey since the last one so many people have been asking me to do another one agent Where is the next one hasn't even been 24 hours, man? It has 5,000 likes. That's incredible before we get started Ladies and gentlemen having a great time. Make sure to drop a like actually scratch that I don't really need that Hey, the merch link is in the description.   Also, I'm uploading podcasts two times a week link in the description if you guys want to go watch that I'm talking specifically to the people who don't watch podcasts.  All right, let's get into it. Oh man It's been an eventful week in the NBA 2k community. I like every other week really We're gonna start things out cryptic set this meme no one Ronnie 2k in the celebrity game We know how this gun go fellas The shots are so bad the TV is not even counting it as an attempt man did Ronnie embarrass us out there I was being positive. I was like yo Ronnie to train with Chris Brickley one of the best shooting coaches There's no way he's gonna go out there and shoot bricks. And what do you know? That's exactly what he did. Yo, Ronnie. Let's set up a one-view one me versus you winner Let me think on this Loser has to leave the 2k community.  It's Russell Westbrook dunking while smiling meme What? Guys this right here is just a rock solid meme Now I know you stole it because I saw plenty of times over the last few days But what a great meme shout out to Russell Westbrook for giving us this fantastic meme and shout out to Walmart Kevin Oran for getting a seven out of ten Davis sent this. Oh, he just linked his own tweet man.  We can't Davis you're not funny Stop trying to be funny. Sometimes you just it's not for you You just try something else. Maybe let's see what his meme is man. Let's see it. Okay. No one Mike Wang after the launch Okay, bye It's gonna hurt me to say this guys But that was an eight out of ten.  David's gonna eight out of tens can't wait for this Travis and Bruno collab and it was just a photo of me and Davis I don't look like Bruno Mars. The comparison is not accurate. Davis most definitely tried to dress up like Travis Scott this day So that is accurate. So it's half accurate half not accurate, but it's not really that funny and for that reason my guy I'm giving you a five out of ten. Oh god. Yeah, I know how this can go Nobody agents house after jumping on the bed Two out of ten nobody DJ J at the dunk contest between the legs between the legs remix between the legs part Two between the legs deluxe featuring the backboard Yo the fact that Aaron Gordon keeps getting robbed is crazy and anybody who thinks he didn't win you don't know basketball That's your problem. Come on guys like it's very obvious the guy did one of the greatest dunks in NBA history He don't threw it off the side of the backboard and did this stuff But he did it in midair. He didn't like sit down like I am and slammed it. What are you talking about? D-Wade getting dragged online for giving a nine Scotty Pippen Word there was three three people that gave nines. Why aren't we dragging all of them? We need to drag them all equally life in 2020 guys. It's all about equality JFL sent in this video with no caption Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody do you really expect me to not push up against the wall? Okay, nope No, that's a setup right there um interesting meme Very interesting meme. Okay. Here we go. There's a tiktok here with absolutely no caption Okay, I mean that's interesting you have a very open dialogue with your parents can't imagine me having that convo with my parents hahaha Ronnie returning to the 2k headquarters after making the pre-order numbers go up by lying What? NBA 2k Intel sent oh man, it's a Stephen A meme fellas. Brace yourselves I swear Stephen A intros are the greatest thing to happen to 2020 Or actually the last decade really hey, that's good quality stuff. Is it accurate? Probably not I imagine that the developers weren't too happy about all that because it's not their choice But is it funny? Well, of course it is of course It's funny. And so for that reason alone, I'm giving this one right here a Seven and a half out of ten This meme right here is caption slight trying to read.  This might just be a trick shot That's a Ronnie was trying to do his whole time He's just throwing up trick shots because not a single bit of backspin on that ball You just trained with one of the best shooting coaches and this is what your release looks like Oh It's tragic You see we'll eat trying to interrupt these videos. Yeah, I got a lock on the door now So you can just barge in here go away. We'll eat go away, man Trying to sit here and write memes in peace Oh, and now we'll take it down to our sideline reporter David Aldridge. Well, thank you David.  Here we go. There's no caption, but it's flight reacts So sometimes no captions necessary Well cows really eat that grass Instead of a nice cheeseburger or something How is it possible for someone's brain to operate like that? Wow, I don't even actually know what to say about that I don't know what to say about that. It is that crazy of a video me coming back to see all the memes Steven A. Smith meme guys. I am back What it do, baby Don't ever do that again skip doesn't look well on you. Hey, dude 2.718 2818 284 590 45 There's a good meme man. I plot King Carter's sense of meme We know it is gonna go guys iPod King Carter sending memes watching grant How did you get in will eat? How did you see? How did you unlock the door? Everything is possible you put your heart and mind into it. That's all I have to do watching Randoms rate my memes under your tweets and look guys is to Dwayne Wade Stundin confused meme I bought King Carter.  Did you just leave a good meme?  This is a good step up good quality Five out of ten meme here. You're stepping your game up man. Keep going eventually You're gonna be an all-time meme raider. You got a grind for the stuff man It's not easy to rate memes. You got to be creative. You got to be accurate, but most importantly You have to have my approval Fungus sent this one. Oh man Okay You know, it's funny people have been doing this to Los Polos for the better part of the last week and it is Being hilarious. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.   What is going on an Alex Jones meme? That's good, that's is just solid yo everything about that mean my god just It's just I can't think of a way to improve it Wow, this really does elicit all the good qualities of a 10 out of 10 meme But because we haven't gave a 10 out of 10 yet and this doesn't feel like the best thing coming I'm gonna give you a 9 out of 10. Sorry bud. Literally anyone rates a meme agent Yes, yes, yes guys pump your brakes man, you don't have the authority just as something you have to work towards It could take time and experience and you have to pass a whole lot of tests get a whole lot of certifications You're not there yet, but I've been through it. So let's pump the brakes. This right here is a good quality 7 out of 10 mean 2k community when 2k comes out with new clothes look guys a Drop a really good drop and you want to buy the clothes, but it's 40,000 VC We have designer virtual clothes now guys unbelievable man unbelievable. How is it possible? It's virtual guys. Is there inflation regular economic particles of victory and acceleration is happening in the video game Um, this is not a meme. It's just a photo of me Detangling my hair Awesome trolls. Okay. Hey, I'm flight trying to read but like you could actually do the right thing and avoid getting His story but he made a game. He told me to chill sound like a wise fella to win in this league Guys, which one of the 2k developers asked Deon waiters to read something. Come on We all know Deon waiters doesn't know how to read and then which one you guys kept it in the game Whoever that is, I love you. You make the game fun to play. Deon waiters still hasn't went to school yet But it's fine. We all know what guy who dropped out of high school Davis Hey, that's a good quality meme. I'm gonna have to give you Guys, I'm really enjoying myself a quick. Thank you to dropping good memes good quality memes Let me say that right there when you ask the team's hash sitter. What's their game plan? Oh My business stay in my own land.  That's what you do skate back Dang time though. I'll be there guys right now. You have no clue man I'm so proud to be in a 2k community because this meme made me so proud man The smile on my face, I can't get it off Stop For the first time in the history of this meme rating show right here ladies and gentlemen from one of the best and authorized Meme Raiders on the internet. I'm giving a meme a 15 out of 10 Everybody when agent shows up in something other than a hat in a towel Facts nobody has standards for me So if I'm wearing anything other than shorts and the towel with the t-shirt everyone's like agent What the hell man? What's going on?  Wow learn from me guys That's a funny meme. I'm gonna give it a good quality 8 out of 10 This guy's name is 10 out of 10 memes for agent What and you just did the opposite of what I said you set the standards high So it's impressed me impressed me me hitting the game winner and finishing the game shooting one for six Look guys. It's a Steven a intro meme Okay. Yeah, you know what you know what you might have had a point there my guy. That's a 10 out of 10 Holy guys wow pause First of all, I drop a podcast two times a week make sure to go watch that even if you don't like podcast I'm telling you you might like it a lot of people been saying the same thing Okay, here we go another flight reacts meme. Let me bless y'all with some flight. Hmm Derek Lewis the president oh He's a new president. Oh nah flight um You didn't hear about the election. That was two weeks ago. You need to step your game up, buddy You need to get with the times man The hell are you talking about low after flexing about all his wildest stories on the podcast look guys a Kendrick Perkins mean It's not really funny, but it is accurate He does cap a lot about and some of them stories It can't be real cuz it just doesn't make any sense man. It's ah it's just cuz it's accurate I'm gonna give you a five out of ten But you need to come better with the funny my guy when someone asks to join the party and your friend asks What shape Italy is? Hey, those of you guys who don't get the joke Italy is shaped like a boot boot the guy out the party for me. I usually just I'm very blunt when it comes to people So I'll say something like I need to fold my dishes or I need to dry clean my PC It's most of the time they get the point spot the difference Okay, yeah, if you guys didn't see my hair reveal I did it on my last video We'll make sure watch that link in the description I look truly miserable in this photo and then look guys. It's Coby after he won a championship Just like me me and Coby were one of the same Man, hey, that's good. Yo, that's good. That's a nine out of ten right there my guy That's a nine out of ten. No one my teammates Mike. Look guys. It's a headset sheet microphone over in a jet engine What we could all relate to this and so for that reason the relatability is off the charts You're getting an eight out of ten and the last meme of the day is I'm Davis on his Instagram story gets asked a question Did you get bought implants and this is I? Actually, I think I was in the gym with him when he was responding to these that was a funny one Um, no Davis has lost some weight guys So even if you wanted to make caboose jokes guys the days where caboose jokes is over and I'm losing weight, too I'm actually updating people on my Instagram. I'm gonna start doing on YouTube. No cap Thank you guys for watching if you guys enjoy make sure to drop a like but more importantly We just dropped the podcast with Bobby Cinco who's been trying to make his way to the NBA So it's been insane hearing stories just about professional leagues all over the world that he's played in that podcast link Isn't the description make sure go show him some love as well. Thank you guys for watching. I'll see you guys I don't know. I don't know yet


Good Saturday morning everybody. Notice anything different? Just got my haircut finally since before the lockdown The second or third or fourth lockdown. I don't know what it was November 10th. I think was my last haircut today is February something 6th, right February 6th Saturday. I haven't even seen it. I just got home You were going to see me see it for the first time. I need more of it up here but this will be my last haircut of The winter season I guess so my next haircut will probably be in spring time, right and That means February March April probably in April probably just after my birthday or on my birthday We're going bald For the summertime and I got to cut it around that time before my face starts to tan in the summer heat or spring heat Because once my face tans I turn really dark in the summertime. So if I don't cut this early enough I'm gonna have a white Top to my head.   So probably I'm thinking Around my birthday probably on April. So today is Saturday a.k.a. Car wash day. This is the day I wash our vehicles usually And it's really cold today. It's minus 26 Celsius outside right now. It's going down even colder And it's a good time to wash your vehicles. Some might say no because your doors and locks might freeze that is a risk however When it's gonna be cold like it's gonna be for the next week your vehicles not gonna get dirty right away is again So it's good to clean it now before it gets even colder.  So this way it's supposed to be cold all week I'm gonna wash it now. I'm gonna watch the doors that they don't freeze Hopefully and And it'll be clean longer We used to have a heated garage that we can park them in at our old place But for the time being we sacrifice that for our future house that we're gonna build We are gonna have an indoor heated garage there as well and workshop But it's going to be a few years before we can get there. We already had the land as you guys know We just got to we've got a couple of plans of houses that that bird is looked up already a sort of Sort of let her be in charge of picking up floor plans and stuff because she's really good with that stuff and all of her ideas are Pretty much exactly what I want and I'm not too picky.  So I want lots of windows facing south that we have lots of sun with shades that we can close the windows in case of like You know, we don't want the sun I want a covered deck in the front to drink my coffee on in the mornings and summer And I want a heated attached garage To car garage at least maybe a three car I'd like to make it a three car if we can pull it off Make it look good. Sometimes people add three car garages onto their house And it totally doesn't look good with their house. So we'll see at least two car garage and it'll be heated That's all I really want. I'm not that big. I just want a good home to live in and I want to I want to be something that we Put together ourselves, you know Anyways for the time being we're living in our small little house. We call it our closet, but we really like it It's perfect for us right now. It's just me and her. We don't have kids yet. We're still trying but We're what we have right now. It's perfect The only downside is that we don't have a garage to park our vehicles in on Saturdays aka car wash day So in the wintertime like this, I've got to be careful. I know I risk my doors freezing. I know that But if I don't wash the vehicle regularly I risk I risk because we use salt on our roads here up in Manitoba in Canada If you didn't know where Manitoba was since we use salt on our roads the vehicles rust underneath and they rust quickly, right So you want to make sure you keep washing it regularly to keep as much salt off as possible Even if salt's gonna be right back on to the next day At least it won't be as much because at least you've washed the one layer off, right? That's my mindset anyway. So you want to try to take care of your stuff You want these vehicles to last as long as possible. They want to look good. I don't want to be driving a rust bucket in 15 years I still want to be driving a good and decent 2016 Chevrolet Silverado that's got a got a great body on her still, you know, I Always fill up the tanks right away on the weekend as well So we start off the week on a good foot. This is all if I can it's not a rule that I do these things But it's a rule that I try to get these things done on Saturdays That way tomorrow I get all my weekend work done today. So tomorrow I can just rest and just sit around relax watch TV I Got a funny story about I already washed the terrain today I got a funny story to tell you about that in a second. I just got to go pay for this first All right, let's get this bad girl washed up. Should we? Shouldn't we should we shall we shall we?  It's kind of funny. What if they're gonna recognize me? Yeah, they recognize me in here. Okay, so here's the story I went to go pick up a few things at Walmart. First of all, I dropped bread off at work this morning So that I can keep the terrain at home keep it plugged in so it doesn't sit out in the cold All day long For work and other things anyway, so I figured I'd wash the vehicle on the way home wash the terrain Right, so I'm sitting in here right where we are right now where they do the pre-soak and the pre-wrench pre-wash and There's a lady in a car in front of me Who I don't know if she left it in reverse Or what happened is that I was just looking for my receipt at the time and I was looking around over here Because these guys were busy washing my truck, right? Also, I feel a thunk And I'm wondering What in the world just happened the car wash was so foggy in here at the time I guess because they had just like opened the the door So let us in all the cold air from outside rushed in met the hot air from inside turned into a big cloud so She couldn't see where she was exactly and the machine couldn't see where she was I Think that's what happened. So it started off the machine told her to back up because she had gone too far So she started backing up backing up and she didn't I guess know how far to back up and she just kept going kept going until she Hit the front of our vehicle She felt so bad and there was no damage to either vehicle. No damage to our vehicle. No damage to her vehicle We got out. We looked at it We had to fill out a little incident report with it because it happened within their facility So they want a record of what happened. I just kept backing up until she hit me Scared me at first but thank God there was no damage I looked over I went over the vehicle like a fine tooth comb after that wasn't even a scratch. So I got very lucky I Guess she got very lucky because it was her fault But yeah, who knew you'd get into an accident in the car wash Made my Saturday a little more interesting anyways What can you do right accidents happen? It's not like she like floored it in reverse at first I thought maybe she left it in reverse and didn't realize because it was so foggy I mean, maybe that is what happened and she didn't know she was moving back because literally you couldn't see the walls You couldn't see anything in here is bad They've obviously fixed that problem now. It's not nearly as bad now But yeah, whatever the case was That was my story a lady backed up into me in the car wash This is the same car wash that attacked me the one time That was the automatic part that was this part kept hitting the front of my truck And I told you the owners here are so good. They fixed my truck for me like right away So that's good people here. I always come here. This is the super splash in Steinbeck You guys are wondering it's a good car wash to come to Just if you are in here remember Put your car in park Put your car in park or whatever happened there. Just Watch out. There's somebody behind you most of the time if you back up too far you might hit him I thought for sure the bumper would be cracked at least but no Solid GM like a rock. I love car washes. I Gotta put my seat cover on the back here again yet. I washed it. That's why it's here in a big clump I washed it and then it's been so cold out. I just threw it in here and left it That's for when I take diesel or Chevy or one of the dogs with me and they stay in the back Keeps all their paws and dirt off my seats because they're light gray and they pick up every little stain. It's annoying. I Need to get seat covers for the front too They're just shammying my truck down right now Let's open the window Oops This is seriously one of the highlights of my week Sitting in the car wash. It's like taking it's like taking your your loved one to a spa and just Watching them get pampered You know, it's a good feeling Feel like I'm a good man. I always feel like a rock star when I leave the car wash It's like minus 30 you get out of there. Your car is just shining clean and it's just steaming The whole car is just steaming That's right. I'm hot stuff Ah, and I don't even got to take the long way home because my truck's not gonna get dirty by taking the main road Usually when it's a little bit messier outside I'll go down the residential streets to get home just so that my truck doesn't get all dirty again, but today We can get on here. So let me kick her in a 4WD. I might need to give her here a little bit You're turning you're turning you're turning you're turning all right We're gonna give her in a second here as soon as mr. Toyota here gets out of our way There we go. Oh four-wheel drive spinning spinning. There we go It's the only thing after you get out of the car wash on a cold day like this You might look like hot stuff steaming your way across the parking lot But your tires are also a little slipperier at first So my tasks are done for today I got myself a new broom for the trailer at work So I could sweep out the trailer and keep that a little clean because my other one broken half for some reason I don't know my own strength sometimes Broke it in half all sweeping. I'm a very aggressive sweeper apparently Got one of those I got a new pillow for my for our bed because we're sleeping on a smaller bed right now And I have a king-sized pillow and I'm pretty sure I keep Hitting Brit in the face at night when I adjust it because it's too big for the bed. We're on right now So I got a smaller pillow And I got some softener salt for our water softener It's a big day. Oh and a new deodorant figured you should know that some of you need some yourself, don't you? Maybe not you maybe not you but you all know When you work with the power there's a few people out there that could you just Don't just leave it there. I bought some deodorant.  Oh And I got a red bull Just for a treat for me. I Don't have them very often. They're terrible for you Terrible fight do not recommend them to you kids do not but I Can't talk because I have one every now and then but I only have about You one per month and I have two maybe I used to stick with just coffee, but today was a special day It's car wash day and it's minus 30 so I needed to treat myself and I really like these things What a man can treat himself? Both the vehicles are getting washed so I wanted something to Everyone else is getting a spa day Just left a little bit nippy out there Just a little bit frosty It's actually past frosty. It is Ridiculously ridiculously ridiculously cold these guys have to keep their outside breaks down to less than three minutes Get cold real fast a chef Don't worry after like two weeks should start to get warmer again We're in the cold part of winter. We're in the part of winter that you think of when you hear the word Canada And you're not from Canada These are the two weeks of the year where it's about minus 30 about minus 40 to minus 50 with the wind chill Just solidly for two weeks. I Thought we were gonna miss it usually it's four weeks, but the last two weeks were kind of mild the next two weeks gonna be cold And that's okay You'll just hear me talking about it a lot, but there's nothing I can do about it because we're gonna get through it And then we appreciate summer even more because of it I really think that Canadians enjoy summers bet more and we do summer better You'll see us here in summertime Everybody's always outdoors as soon as it gets warm you spend as much time as you can outdoors There's a lot of camping camping is a huge thing as you've seen from my videos over the last ten years Anything that can get us outside Because we appreciate it so much more because we only get it half of the year Whereas other places in the world you probably can't get away from the Sun and you get sick of the Sun We like to enjoy it while we can because you know This cold thing comes around every year every we tried to stop it. We're still trying to stop it, but Nothing we do helps. I mean I drive trucks every day. I'm doing my part Still gets cold every year so commander. How old would you say you are got my work jacket in there? Having a party Anyways, just a short little short little update for you this weekend I'm going to go and do some gaming probably post it on to my other YouTube channel link is down below in the description I have a gaming channel where I hang out with you guys there sometimes on the weekends And see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into there. Thanks for watching everybody.