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your next speaker at Liberty Conjura, the Aaron Broke. The Aaron Broke is the host of the next incident in the Aaron Broke Show, a renowned best-selling author. Broke's radical capitalist series to be heard weekly on the Blade radio, and his living objectivism series to be heard on the Aaron Broke Show at the Law Fung Radio on YouTube. Broke was the executive director of the Iron Rans for 17 years, from 2000 to 2017. He remains chairman of the board of ARI, and his primary source. Broke, an internationally sought speaker, crowds extensive including Iron Man, and her philosophy of objectivism, capitalism, political, and economic freedom. Please put your hands together and welcome, Aaron Broke. Yeah! I'm actually in a grave. He's gonna be back. Oh my God, I can't see anyone. Is anybody out there? I don't want to fall asleep on you. You're usually in a cell, and I start yelling and wheezing out, but I can't see anybody for any time. Oh wait, this is not good. Okay. Anybody seen the video of me being shut down by Antifa, the King's College, used to be. Boo, it's great. 15 minutes into a talk I was given with Saba Al-Qaeda, Antifa storms in, the rest of the lab. Stones onto the stage and shuts it down. This is becoming more and more prevalent. This is something that's happening more and more at American universities, and I guess now at European universities, at least in the UK. The idea of free speech, the idea that we have a right to express ourselves, to talk, to be controversial, is to say things that might affect people, to say things that might be unusual, that might be out of the ordinary. The idea that that is a right, the idea that that is a freedom that must be protected, that fear is disappeared from Western countries. Now, to some extent, here in Europe, we've never really embraced this idea. Do you guys feel like a couple? Yes, man. Is it about you? To some extent, in Europe, we never really believed in free speech. I mean, at least not in our era. After World War II, what was the first restriction on free speech in Europe? It was the idea that Holocaust now was so offensive, so ugly, so disgusting, that no one should be allowed to do it.  Lower the volume. Anybody? Lower the volume. One, two, three. Lower, lower, please, please. All right, yeah, I'm still there. Very interesting. Um, I mean, you are, I know, but I don't feel realistic to look at the volume. Um, so the idea is clearly false. The idea is clearly discussed. The idea that now you're just in a Holocaust is truly super evil, horrible, horrific. In Germany, and then in the rest of Europe, it's demand, you can now go to jail for writing a book, or for writing an article, or speaking at the dining hall. That's a briefly idea, that's a good idea. If free speech should be allowed, then there's no limit. What about saying some things about some other groups? What about the dining industry?  And what you're seeing in Europe is that it's slowly slow. People say that it exists, but it always exists. That once you violate a right, once you give an exception, once you use force to cite those people, even though people are truly disgusting, then that use of force to cite those people is going to expand and expand and expand into any idea that offends somebody out there. So not only did I keep up, shut down my event against college a few weeks ago, but keep colleges announced since then that they are having no more controversial events on campus this semester, because they don't offend, I guess the students, they don't want to offend those who show up.  It was canceled against college. Once you accept that science and people is okay, freedom, freedom is finished. Free speech is maybe the most important way we have that we must fight for, because without it, no other right will exist. Why is it so crucial, so important? Why is it, in many respects, the basis for everything else that we want to do? Is there a way we're here to try to change the world? And how are we going to change the world? There's no answer. We're going to change the world. We're going to have to use our voices, our ideas. We're going to have to use reason and logic in order to do it. We're going to have to convince people. We're going to have to argue and debate and discuss with people. And our ideas are the mainstream. Our ideas are controversial. Our ideas offend some people, socialists that are very offended by my talks. Anybody who's a collector, anybody who's a state is offended by ideas, literally, emotionally. They're distressed when they leave one of my lectures. If we ban that, we ban our needs, of convincing, of changing, of debating, of discussing. We lose our weapon in the battle for ideas, which is ideas, which is the ability to speak, to write, do videos, to present alternative ideas into the culture. If you really want to change the world, if you really have a vision for a world that is different, that is clear for the individual, then there's no right more important to defend right now, today. Given the attacks on it in the US and starting down in Europe, then there were what then and through through. This is an important challenge of our time. If we are silent, silence, we lose. There are any dominating the discussion, there are any dominating the media, the state is doing. We're challenging all that. We are the ones who are decided first. So, if you're going to dedicate yourself to the battle for liberty, to the battle for capitalism, to the battle for freedom, then I think first and foremost, right now, the most urgent issue is this issue of free speech. It's not just that we need to be able to speak to project our ideas. What is speech represent? What is an attack which speaks really represent? It represents fundamentally an attack of a human mind. It represents fundamentally an attack on human thinking, on reason, on our ability to think, think outside the box, think new ideas, think in an unconventional way. Because expression is an expression of what, of our thoughts. If we are banned from speaking, we are ultimately banned from thinking. Think about Galileo and how luxurious, right? He's just made the discovery and announced to the world the radical idea that the bullet goes around the sun, not the sun, about the earth. And it's offensive, it's offensive to the Catholic Church, to the authority, to the people in power, to what are they, you hear? They put in a house arrest. She's an house arrest. Do you think that a house arrest Galileo is thinking of new discoveries? It's doing new science? It's testing the boundaries of human knowledge? He can never write it down. He can never express it. He can't go out into the world and advocate for it. It's shut down, force, coercion, authority.  It shuts down reason. It shuts down thinking. It shuts down the tool that is uniquely human, the tool that we human beings need in order to survive in one of the five. Reason is what makes it possible for us to live. What makes it possible for us to innovate, makes it possible for us to thrive and flourish as human beings.  By shutting down the stool, we shut down new impoverished and human success. So again, nothing more important than fighting for the idea of free speech, the idea that we should be able to save anything offensive that might be on our problem, on our time, on our stage, we have that work. Now note these days, there's a right in America is demanding, is demanding not just to be able to speak from your own stage, but is demanding to force people who own stages to let them speak on those stages. Think about what's going on with YouTube and Twitter and social media. A lot of people are very upset that it's actually YouTube and Facebook and Twitter are technically stuck off of demonetizing content. They demonetize my content all the time. Anytime there's something in the title that has sex or anything that they deem controversial, which is a lot of stuff, right? They demonetize it, I can't make any money on it. My content is that, yeah, it's kind of right. But, you know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not so dangerous, but I'll maybe end. But they're demonetizing it and people upset. But some people, I don't know if you know, they're just pretty good in the United States, it's actually suing YouTube to demand that they monetize its content. Monetization means there's ads in the content. He's saying, you and your private business have to have my content. What does freedom speech actually relate to? It relates to government action, not to private action. Freedom speech is the right not to be silenced on your stage. It doesn't mean every radio station has to give you a microphone, that it's easy as it has to interview you, that every internet platform has to carry your video.  The right to use force against a YouTube or Facebook demand their microphone, demand their platform.  We don't like objectives, we're taking you all off the platform. It's their platform. I have a right, I should have a right, and my business, right, when I run an objective speech conference, only objective speaking conference, or at least I decide who speaks and who doesn't. It's not an open platform that everybody can speak on. So the danger would not understand it properly. Free speech is that when the air or the science is affecting everybody to give us a platform. No, if people won't give us a platform, we're a creole. We're a fundraiser to create those platforms. But it is not your right to force somebody else to put your content on. This is to be a lot of confusion that you've taken out of the service about this issue. There's a huge movement in the US today on conservatives to regulate Facebook, and Twitter, and YouTube, and the force to include so far conservative content on with anything else. So to wonder if we fight for something we know what we're fighting for. We're fighting against the use of force in silencing us. The prevention of us using our own private property to convey ideas. If we use force against others by selling YouTube, we acknowledge that the use of force is okay. We acknowledge that force, that violence, that coercion is fine. Because that's what you're trying to use to save, to force YouTube to accept this content. YouTube should be free to do whatever they want. Instead of just not us, you want a YouTube, stop one. You want a platform, create one, and build one for yourself. Invite whoever you want onto that platform. We're going to fight against these things. So we need to understand what it is. And we need to understand what the positive is. And as I said, the positive is ability to think, ability to reason, ability to act freely in the world, think freely and act based on this thought speech. It's just one manifestation of that act. The idea that each one of us has the capacity to reason. When each one of us has the capacity to think for oneself, to live for oneself, to take care of oneself. Is really at the heart of the idea of living. At the heart of the idea of political freedom. It's so accurate that political liberty comes out of enlightenment, that the idea of freedom is a product of the age of, what's another name for the age of reason? Reason. It is the recognition the truth does not come from revelation. The truth is not, is not the preview of the philosophy of kings. The truth is accessible to every single individual. The thinking is possible for every individual. The reason is possible for every individual. They for every individual can take care of themselves. When Newton presents his laws of physics to the world, in relation to Newton and liberty. When Newton presents his ideas of physics to the world, people suddenly realize, okay, we can understand the way objects move. Based on several logical laws, on principles that have failed to every human being, we can all understand Newton's physics. If you didn't do physics class, you could have got a bad teacher. They're not that hard. Each one of us has the capacity to do that before we're told that in order to understand how anything works in the world, we have access to some ancient book, or we have some kind of way in which to get truth from the world of spirits. But no, it turns out that we all have the capacity to know the real world. And if we have the capacity to know the real world in physics, then wow, maybe I can make decisions for myself about what profession I should have, who I get to marry, who should govern me, how I should live my life. This tool I have, this reason tool is a tool that makes everything possible for me as an individual to live my life. I'm not dependent on authority. I'm not dependent on the philosophy of kings. I can live my life for myself. I can make decisions for myself. It's not an accident that that leads to rebellion against the libertarianism, that that leads to a rebellion against the oppressive state and ultimately leads the declaration of the panace and to everything that comes out of the individualism, a focus on the individual, and the idea of individual, whether you may be a individual free. So reason, the idea that we all have to reason, the idea that we should all be able to express ourselves, is core to the idea of the label freedom. The fact is that we all truly do live and play those games. We all truly do not know what's out there in reality is like. If none of us have access to the truth, if only all of us as a king should have access to the truth, then we need them. We need them to tell us how we live, what guys should pursue, who should be our leaders, our leader leaders. We need authority. This choice between reason and other spiritual, your means of knowledge, which is at the core of liberty. The idea that we all possess reason, that we don't depend on authority, that we don't depend on others, is the truth.  They were all under attack, whether it was John Locke who was the failure of a Catholic king, or Voltaire who was the failure of the religious and fanciful time and had to escape the house. They all will. If you have to be able to express ideas, even ideas that are offensive. And at the end of the day, all truth is offensive, right?  I'm sure people, we know people who offended by the idea that it's new and anything that's true. And if we accept a fence, put feelings as the standard of what's acceptable or what's not acceptable, there is no free market, right? Even in economics, that people get offended by new stuff. Everything new is offensive to somebody. Everything new destroys something. Like you should say, they're calling it a greener destruction. There's always somebody who's been laid off. There's always somebody who's shutting down. There's always somebody going bankrupt. And they're offended. Might you ever use some of that? If we accept a fence as the standard of right, if we accept a fence as the standard by which we are okay to use force, not only is peace gone, but all liberty is gone and all freedom is gone. Indeed, if we accept emotion as the standard for truth, as the standard by which we should hate, then liberty and freedom and dialogue and discussion and logic are all out of the book. These are, I mean, emotions are great. I mean, I have pretty emotional back. I have emotional cognition. We don't know what is true or what is not based on emotions. We know something about ourselves, but it doesn't tell us about the world out there. People are taught that they think they are today. Now, schools in America get a little better in Europe. But in America, kids are put around their tables and circles and ask what they think or what they feel about everything. They're not taught. Everything is a discussion. It needs to be usually about emotions and about self-esteem. And what we're teaching our kids today is that emotions are the most important thing. We need to, man, we don't want to trust that too much. When people think that emotions are the tools for living, what's going to be the result? When they fail in living, they become afraid. And then we become afraid that other people will light them, people who can guide them, people who can help them. Fear is a very, very dangerous emotion, particularly politically. People then huddle and try. They huddle in groups. They secure the people who look like them and think like them. Okay, reflect back to them, their own fears. And what do tries mean in order to know what to do? How does a try know what it should do? It needs enough authoritarian to tell everybody what to do. Once we elevate emotions about reason, we are asking for the philosophy of kings to come down. We are asking for authoritarian leaders. We are asking for people, authorities to guide us.  Once we abandon reason, we abandon any kind of individualistic future. So in the fight for free speech, in the fight for freedom and liberty, we must fight for the idea of reason, for the idea, for the age of reason, of the consciousness of the human arm, of our ability as individuals to know the truth. And the final idea can know the values that are important to that individual. Only you can live for you. Ladies and gentlemen, they identified in the enlightenment is that the annual reason they have thought is false, coercion, authority. And if you want to live for freedom, that is what must be extracted from society. That must be eliminated from all society. And in this sense, I may be in opposition with some of you here. I believe you have to have governments. You have to have a monopoly over the use of Italian force. You have to have an element that extracts force from society so that we can all live free, think free, and see free. So, as you go back to your home countries, to stand for the ideas of freedom and liberty and project a positive image out there, the positive ideas of a defense of the individual, a defense of reason. Use your voice, use your voice. Speak up, fight against them, fight against them. Fight against them, teethers and the silent serfs of the world out there. If we lose our voice, if we lose our ability to speak, we ultimately lose our ability to live. We ultimately will lose the future. If we have to win, we must speak, speak, speak, and we must fight for everybody's rights to speak, speak, speak. To go out there and fight for free speech. Thank you all. Thank you. And as you can guess today, if we're going to speak to the audience, all you need to do is to speak back to me and as this question is completed, I will make sure that we can ask them our guests. Does everybody like some? I don't know since there's nothing. See, I don't need a mic, you can give me a mic. One, two, three. One, two, three, well, here we go. There we go. I'm going to try to find the first question that comes in, this is for you, Jarn. And the question is, when a private company's platform like Facebook or YouTube becomes the dynamic, the government is not going to offer information, do they have a responsibility to maintain access and that we don't have access to that or that? Well, first I have a general idea of what they have with monopoly. In a marketplace, there are no barriers, real barriers that are particularly not in technology today. You don't know what the next innovation is going to be. We don't know what the next platform is going to be. Facebook didn't exist just a few years ago. YouTube is brand new, all these things, and you guys need to be around the world and try to get that play with anything that exists at all. So, I reject the idea of monopolies and technology is still relatively a free market. It's not a pure free market, it's relatively a free market. So innovators and entrepreneurs, you know, playstakes as big players fairly quickly, I believe, even in the monopolies, even the dominant players in the space. Do they have a responsibility? I guess in some sense, they have a responsibility to have, you know, to let most people publish. I can see them not wanting sort of point of view among their platform. If they Islamists and the Nazis want to dominate a platform, I can see them maybe not wanting those. But then they, these are private platforms. This is private property. We believe in private property. What private property means is you get to decide who uses it and who doesn't. My private property, I get to decide who to invite to my house and who not to. They have every right to discriminate. They have every right to decide who to have on that platform and who not to have on that platform. It might not make business sense or it might make business sense. I don't know what their population is financially. But at the end of the day, their obligation, their obligation to see outside of Facebook is to maximize the shareholder wealth. And if people need to, they're excluding my video through his platform, maximize the shareholder wealth, it's every right to do that, even if I don't. Even if I don't like it, right? Even if I'm fiddling with it. If we believe in anything, I think, we believe in private property and there are ways of users to use that private property as they see it. Yeah, can you just add to this? And I'm just going to give you, but I just want to make it clear that, that doesn't mean that there can be absolute intervention and harsh criticism and calling upon, you might think it's a stupid response to the big discussion and I've been in a hard way across chapters and yesterday and users, they stand as one huge response and we can call them out. And you can make a comment and that, what's the purpose of position, I've got this on another line, I was trying to say it's all right, and we're never going to state push up and down. But this is when we have to be silent and not go silent. Yeah, absolutely. So my next question, I should just do that next step. The new face criticism from within your pressure of community, in regards to your views, how do you deal with the backlash from those in your space that criticize you as totally for the way you see the world? Well, I'd say from the normal spectrum, it's not a due relation to top of the bait. There's the handle of taboos and they really, people go, run around and go at home and they just sort of make it, you know, just classify you and all of them and then falls away and I think that's, and it's the notion of charge is really, really upset. And I think that's really, really, you have to be like, I was fixing a little bus and call for that to move that meta argument about the structure and the poles of these issues and so on. And I think it's very important, I didn't make this meta, I just should do this meta, level, it's like, I'm really tolerant of facing it. I mean, I can't see everything. If there's a slight chance, we don't really like it, there's a little idea that we're bad. We often have to do this to be mad and look at this, stewing mad or mocking, as change, these people become their difference because I think there's also some people in that there's a false currency of the cultural patterns they need to come back to a level and no act of content itself. And I think we need to, in the public domain, to give you some of your credibility to what people are saying, though of doing this project through demonstration. Yeah, and so actually the next question that you asked for both of you is originally from Patrick, so the question is that you spoke in openly about more and more local building in a more interconnected world. What does this mean for privacy and how much should we be caring about that? And we can't generally go away in any other terms. The importance of privacy. Open up. Yes, and there's a few generations that maybe are just totally not sharing or being open, great, I mean, I think it's a castle area.  I think that it's kind of close to another one or you have overlooking.  One of the various subcultures which privacy regimes in their mind prefer and how do we do this? I don't believe that everything's on the market because you're saying, I need to be in discourse, in public discourse. There's another layer. To do the exchange, if this is privatized, there's more than just influence of the things like this. Not for the club, with the forces that are out there, and I believe that in that circle, we should share it. We should try to converge, something that everybody's own, a little bit, little bit, so it's like, yeah, it's a force. But you want to just have a very few kind of suit in their superstitions that are self-destructive patterns, no. We should kind of help each other, and this has to be the most approachable idea that I think we're almost talking about people that are important and that are the most powerful people, but at the same time, I still believe that we should, I say that we should have a lot of enemies whatsoever because that's always something that actually you actually yourself, like after three days working, you almost believe it, aren't we? So we just continuous feedback and confirmation and jibbing and communication, I think. And that's just the other thing that's why I think we need to have an open side for the rest of the day. Just remember how long, I can kind of find the ideas of horrendous, and I want to reach out to you, to rid yourself of this kind of horrendous, and stuff, and stuff. Right? That's what we are. In terms of the work that you do, obviously people, know your viewpoint on markets and capitalists, but maybe that's not the way for us to use your perception of those privacy questions. It's important. I mean, I think privacy is crucial. I think part of what makes us civilized is that we have a whole space that we own, what we share and what we don't share. And if you look at some of the features, you know, Hunter Gathers live in community, everything's shared. You know, they want to insert each other, they want each other to have a sex, everything is already open. And I think it's certainly a civilizing process when we have private property, when we have an idea of what is ours, and what is our space. And I think that we see that in architecture, we see that in the idea of single-family homes, we see that in private yards. And I think it's a forced economy to present that opposite communication, opposite sharing information. Of course, you know, the ritualism of the idea of reason is not different in the case of Ireland. Nobody wants to live in the case of Ireland. We need other people. We need a, you know, circuit. I was at a presentation the other day and somebody said, you know, when I get up in the morning, I use all the stuff that I don't know how to make myself, right? You know, all the equipment in my home, the electricity, everything, my iPhone, I don't know how to really go skidding. Of course I need other people. Other people to trade with. I can trade my stuff for their skills. I can, in large, in my space. But I think it's important, particularly in the area of Facebook and everything. Then we find a legal mechanism that we own our data, we own what information. We can give it to other people, and contractually let them use it as they want, and not, we'll restrict it. But in America today, you know, the privacy is gone. Once you share your information with Facebook, the government can access it. Once you give it to Facebook, the government assumes that you have no ownership over it, and you know how they can take it and use it anywhere they want. Now, if the government can do that, it's not surprising to me that Facebook feels like they can do it as well. So we need a new legal regime which defines our information as our own private property. And that we can then contract in a certain terms to give it. You know, some people might want to share everything. Some people might want to share a little bit. Some people may just want to share things as a job. It's a good day for breakfast. It's a good day for breakfast, yes. I don't necessarily think that people want to all be the rulers of men to contract their forces on standards that they can't directly take part of every piece of the sentence. So once you're a standard, you've got some kind of beautiful extension, which means the protection of the individual rights. You shouldn't have a legal regime that violates the legal rights of a child. I think that's a good idea. I don't know about you on reason and individuality and the idea of a promise, but I think two of the signs would be a routine accountability in the Bible and a real disability, understanding of arguments and the pressure to do this for the access to this is what sets up knowledge against un-knowledge and false knowledge. So the sentence would be that we're depending on whether we're on a regular process and even to understand, for instance, our own set of principles of process practice and in social relations, and the knowledge of the recent relationships which we need, which would be helped to define our complete interests, how long it will be which we can create it. So that challenge with this kind of real life, that you need to approach individuality, so that you need to understand the social process and the knowledge of the social process, that doesn't challenge... I mean, I don't think that's easy, but it puts it to the nuance. I don't agree with that. And I certainly don't think that's scientific. I mean, it's true, the most of us, with these knowledge, I believe, but Newton didn't discover as well as the people of other scientists. The great geniuses, certainly they stand in the giant geniuses before them, but it's not a social interaction of this knowledge, of this knowledge, it's hard work, the use of reason and absurd reality and the genius of being able to integrate it in new creative ways. And if you think it kind of the isolation of the Darwin put himself under, also because he didn't want to be a scholar, it must take kind of work, it's, this is very much a new knowledge, real genius discoveries, isn't the individual process, very much the individual process, and it rests on, again, the foundation of other people's knowledge, so we need that interaction. But it's not a collective, it's not a collective in there, in essence, so. Yeah, so the last one we'll close with, which you could both take a stab at, is there ever an instance in your eyes where for the betterment of the greater good, that art can hold sway over the basis of you? Are there instances where you find that art can be persuasive, or is that philosophy just not gonna fit with your perception of the world? There's no such thing.  Right? What's good for us in kind of, what value is common to it in some, where is this greater, where is this collective in the betterment, right? I mean, there's, even in the capitalism, in the complete freedom of certain people that particularly are better off, if your wife being drunk, socialism is better. But it's good that you suffer, because you deserve to suffer, so, under freedom, you will be worse off, and that's justice. So I don't believe the greater good, I think utilitarianism is just an excuse to find the betterment of minority for the sake of majority. I think it's a process, a model regime, that's been refuted over and over again, so you know what I'm gonna try now. I believe that the only good is the individual good. Now, again, let's not think that the individual good is being an island, it's not being an island, the individual good is interacting with other people, and creating community, and training, and interacting, and learning, and exchanging ideas. But at the end of the day, the measure of model good is only the individual. There is no such thing as collective good in that sense, so if you have to define what's good for the collective, it's whatever's good for the individual's within. So why are you a model of a collective in that sense? Why are you a model of society? Let's just talk about what's good for individuals, and what's good for individuals, it's their protection of their rights, and what's good for individuals is their freedom to use their nature to pursue the values that they deem necessary for their thriving and flourishing. That's good, everything else is an excuse to address some of these for the sake of some of the others. So what do you mean? Well, the only good in this name, the whole point of the debate is the people that there should be as an economic aspect to the military policy, should be believed that this elicits some whole of the challenge of society that was to the material. Well, an average, a standard of living, you know, the perfect, and if you look back, now I can take an outbreak to Australia, and sit back and watch the millions of some nice soup, and then they're about to relax, and that's something which you have to compare to other people, as you can say, the individual activities, but there's something which is all, you argue for your politics, there's never a little bit you can't refer back to, I like this, I am this. Personally, you must appear to something which is some kind of, for most of us, that is not all, on general, on average, in terms of all the dynamics of progress, there's something you should want to be part of. You can't argue, in this instance, some kind of notion of the way that you're doing is a million, however, a prior of any kind of debate, otherwise, not on this issue. All you can say is, yeah, this is the other field of fact, it's an a prior of this sort as well. So all you can say is, that if you leave the individual's screen, those who pursue the right values will do well, and those who pursue bad values will do poorly. That's what you can say, yes, the average is better than most of us who pursue good values. Most of us pursue the values that enhance future learning, so the average who are all better off. But some people are going to screw their lives when they're through it, and that's okay with me, right? So, you know, it's a boundary, it's about the individuals that build the league. Again, to use their mind, and the result is, most of us, because most of us are going to use our minds well, but they're not going to laugh, but to make a statement of all, or to make a statement of what makes it good is an average, well, what if, whatever I can show you as, and maybe this is an appeal of what I did not, that by sacrificing some, the average goes up, then it's okay, and I say it's never okay to sacrifice a minority for the sake of the majority, it's never okay to sacrifice an individual for the sake of the average. Individuals must be free, the beautiful result of leaving individual's screen which can happen at a good time. Good. So, give me a few years. So, look, I'm an actor character, so I think I have a good role here, right? You're like the force. Zero, these two have that. Yeah, I understand that I'm peeling it, tossing it at you, but I'm having an impenetrable look, and also rejecting it, because I turn out to be kind of a great example of sight. So, the thing that, it's interesting that the way I'm discussing that's a very popular discourse, but the result of this moment for us is absolutely true. Yeah. Well, behind us is our well-made co-op, and we've been coming to have you both here, individually and on the same stage together, sharing your thoughts upstairs, a real honor and a pleasure for us. So, if you wouldn't mind, please give our reaction.


Clemens comes in from Sweeney, it's fallen into the pack of Andy Cook, Cook still, feeds it through, Jamie Walker now! Against the third goal with five minutes to go, Bradford City retake the lead in front of the troubling support. That could be the goal, that brings them a huge three-point. It's his first goal of the season and it's on the same ground where he got his first goal of his Bradford City career last season. What a moment for Bradford City, can they hold on now? They lead three-two with four minutes to go. What a goal from Jamie Walker, he has been immense in the second, he broke and it was Andy Cook that came forward, cut inside, he tried a friendly to Bidane Oliver, Bidane Oliver got the, he got blocked, it then fell to Walker, running through, one-on-one with the goalkeeper, he slides it into the bottom corner for the perfect finish and Jamie Walker welcome back to first team football. What a moment that was and what a goal that could prove to be. Quiet all season Jamie Walker, we've waited for his return, there it is.


Don't feel comfortable with you watching me when I bath. It's not that unreasonable to ask you to stop. I want some privacy, please. I wanna bathe in a bath. Welcome to episode number 27 of the Marty and Michael podcast. It's fully actual. It's actually full. Look, I don't really know what to say because we can't use words. We can't use any words pretty much. All of the words that we usually use have been taken away from us and we're gonna try not to say them for a few minutes. Yeah, so we made it three minutes last time. Yeah, on some positive news, there's under age restricted videos have stopped for now. All right, and one second. Oh, it's coming. Is it just gonna be nothing?   I heard something. Did something happen then? Do I make that up in my mind? Are you broken? It's jammed. The printer is jammed. I've been saving them.  And I can feel like I was needing to fart so often and I haven't purposely for like two hours.      Yeah, we cut it quite quickly. Cause we wanted to go in for too long especially. Cause we didn't want her to get deleted as well.  It's gonna be as we've dropped a couple F-bombs, I just realized. So we can't like, you're broken basically. No, I'm confident that something was surely. Right before we started filming, I was like clenching so hard cause there's so much air in me. So that air is not gonna seep out of anywhere else. Did anything happen then? Or did I make that? I made a sound up in my mind.  No, no, you can, dude.   Like, yeah, some good news. I'll wash it. Do not worry. We have, with the age restrictive videos have stopped for now, so that's nice. But yeah, it's still, it's an uphill battle now.  Okay, we do it.  Well, we are out of lockdown for the time being.  We're back to being able to do things.  What have we been doing? I've been getting stoned. I've been playing tennis. I've been playing sport. We've been filming again.  Mike has been gaming a bit. Fucking, yeah.  Oh, we got another fucking, this is exciting. I'll read it to you. Yeah, Matt. Red Dead Redemption.   Surrender yourselves.  Is it? No, no, no, I think we're safe. Man, it sound like when you have a, like a bottle full of air and you put it under the bath water and your air comes out in the wet. There's such a dangerous suit to be. I like it. Now it's like, you've changed a bit. It's good. I can't like do my usual method. I know it's changed up. I like it. It's different. We don't know what's going to happen. I can't extend them like I usually can. That's OK. Like that did sound cramped, like a fart that's been cramped up. I just want you guys to be happy. Yeah, dude, we're happy. That was good. Made Matt laugh, too. Um, what are we talking about again? Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah.  All right. Hi, Marty. Hope you've all been well. Would you like to be free for a chat with myself and the team this Friday at 11.30? I mean, it would be great to chat through some potential opportunities and what is possible for Jack us forever.  She said, amazing. Looking forward to jumping on a call and chatting through how we may be able to work together again.   Shit, we did good. Yeah, we did good.  That is pretty cool. This time they're going to push you on a semi trailer but down a mountain. Yeah. Yeah.   Who knows? Surely that wouldn't have killed me. It depends. Today with your head, I reckon. I reckon you would have got hurt. I reckon you would have survived, though. Unless you got unconscious. Maybe it's the water and drown. Yeah, that's what I was worried about. Swung around fast, dude. Anyway, yeah, you'd actually have to do something that would.   I'll be careful. Look at me, Matt. Be careful. Look at me. Oh, for fuck's sake, man. Oh, was that you or the fart? I farted. I farted. I farted. I did a fart, man. And what were we talking about?  What were we just talking about? Collaboration with Jackass is possible again. Yeah, yeah. So what else is that? Oh, we got to get through the sponsors real quick, eh? Yeah, go for it. Just get it ringing out.  All right.  They got shavers.  They got ball wipes.  If you need to buy some male grooming products, just go to manscape.com. Use our discount code. It's fully actual 20 at the end, fully actual 20. And then you get 20% off whatever you buy, all right? And then you'll be clean. Simple as that.  We use them. We use them a lot. We can be careful with that. You can still nick your ball bag, but it's much, much less likely with this thing than any other razor that we've ever used.  Very hard to. There you go. Little trick. And of course, this podcast is also sponsored by the University of Markle, our very own subscription website. There's like over 170 videos on there that social media has not seen. Okay, they're like weekly vlogs of our lives.   So if you want to have a look, there's a free trial, 21 days. PayPal now available. Wait a second. It's not the same! I want the same back!  Yeah, the green suit is stopping me from being able to project properly. Yeah, yeah. But like, hey, hit and miss. I can't wait to see the finished product. Anyway, sponsored by a subscription website. It funds everything we do. So if you want to support the podcast, go and subscribe. If you can't support us financially by doing that, that's fine. I wouldn't do it. But you can support us for free, just by giving a little thumbs up on your phone or on your desktop or wherever you like. And then pressing that red subscribe button and then also just leaving a comment, maybe. I don't know, maybe comment the word comment or the best or something. If you can't think of one, it all helps. And we like reading the comments. The comments are lovely to read. Oh, dude, there was a funny one. There have been lots of funny comments. Fuck, always forget them.  Yeah, I saw that one too. That was so funny, dude. Eating, nibbling something out of my hand. Yeah, I went to finger my girlfriend at the cinema or something.  Yeah, like eating it. Yeah, I did see something like this. Oh, dude, very good comment. That was the comment of the week. Week. Maybe we should find comment of the week. Yeah, make us laugh. Because yeah, a few have really made us laugh.   Comment of the week. We're going to do it before we answer your questions. And you can help vote, all right? If you go down, scroll, like your questions, you want to answer, and which comment you think is the funniest? Yeah, we could do the comment by the people and the comment from us. Yeah, if they make a funny comment, we'll read it out. Sorry. All right, so fucking, there you go. And that's just how life is, right? But it has to be podcast related. Yeah, yeah. Related to that podcast episode. That's what the comment has to be. Well, it can just be a funny one-off. It can just be a random fucking.  That's just what people are watching. Unbelievable. Very good.  Really, really frustrated with you right now. We played volleyball on the weekend. Do you guys remember?  So I have had, like, a broken wrist ever since. What did you do? Literally, going like that, non-stop, hitting it. Like, can you do the motion? So the people know what I'm doing. Doing that. People don't see me here. Doing that, and my whole wrist was destroyed. All, it still is sore. It's only just recovering. Really? Yeah, that's some weak wrists, man.  Yeah, I don't know what happened. I should never have said that to us, man. Like, you're less now.    Like, I'm so angry at you right now. I'll show you. I'll show you. Just for that. Mike!  So I can pull my cheeks apart. Should we?  All right. All right, bear with us. Little there, brother.  Yeah! You're going to hole in your undies as well?  Let the ballbag breathe, brother.  Manskat.com, Manskat.com.  It might have been the time we were on a boat with Marty, and Marty had, like, this little hole near his ball sack, and he pulled up the undies, so it would tighten the hole, and it would look like a little clit was poking out. Yeah, that's right. And I'm now fishing a little vlog that we did. That was fucked. Yeah, it looks like, yeah, a very, very small hole. Like a very saggy, saggy clit. But I was able to pull my testicle. You can't see my hands.  Isn't that crazy? Yeah, very good. I'll show you, man. Very good. But yeah, that's it. There's no other news to report in our lives. You guys are so mean to me. You guys are up to date. Matt, be better. Yeah, don't get hurt in volleyball. You can't say that and not expect to get bullied. It's volleyball, mate. It's volleyball. My hand hurts. It's okay.  None of that. That could be the problem. You know what could be the problem?   And still, even with the split, not much of improvement, but we're warming up. It's much louder. I felt better about that one. It's much louder. Much more gas. Very... You were right. You have got a low gun.  All right. On with the on. Diering entries. Oh, yeah. Remember?  Diary entry number 134 from Michael Corrie, Brookhouse. Today, I started flirting with the 86-year-old librarian at my high school. My hand brushed against hers when I handed my book, The Puppy Who Lost His Way, back. She wears an old bra that doesn't really support her breasts. So I like to look at her breasts through her blouse because I can see the outline of her saggy breasts.  The only two things that I look for in a woman. She's my dream woman with dream breasts. And that is true.  Oh my God. Like super old, like weathered, barely able to string a sentence together. Bitches. Close. Diary entry number 144 from Marty. Today I asked my mom for some new shoes because the shoes I have don't fit anymore because I got them when I was 11 and I'm 16 now. She said shoes are a once every 10 years thing and she handed me a roll of glad wrap.  The glad wrap works except when I stand on glass or syringes. I hope I live until I'm 20. It was a pretty good day. Oh yeah.  Very good. Diary entry number 69 from Julian. James. Tennyson Woods. 4060 till I die. Good day boys. I spent the day today getting my hip hop dance perfect. I've done these mad pop locks and did that one where they do those circles with their legs.   Haha you. I'm going to show some kids how to make a shank out of frozen cum tomorrow. Stab point stab stab. Spin kick elbow to the back. Apologize. Wow. Apologize? Oh is this an out of school one? That's a different week. He's apologizing now.  What's going on there Julian? Julian. Dick. Diary entry number 890 from Matthew Gregory Brown. I was spending my Saturday wandering around the cemetery. I enjoyed watching all the different people crying and sometimes I even got to see bodies. I was particularly interested in a lady who had a very unique crying sound. She was sobbing madly and the sound she was making heightened my senses. I walked closer to the funeral she was attending and started walking around the outskirts of the event. The more I observed this sobbing lady the more intrigued I became. I noticed that some of my mat sap had started leaking from my brown flesh tube and into my nappy. I could smell that something wasn't quite right and edged closer and closer. Unbelievably that same girl stood to deliver the eulogy. My hips expanded as if ready to receive someone's seed.  Then she spoke. She had some sort of accent, one I did not recognize. It stimulated my glands and I grew taller. I added 20 centimeters to my height within minutes. She continued to speak when my eyes zoomed in on her face and there I saw it. She was wearing a hearing aid. My new favorite woman was deaf. I had lusted over deaf girls before but this was different. I could see myself caring for her and there was no urge to physically attack. I walked closer and was now a part of the funeral itself only meters from my hearing impaired love. My butt cheeks solidified and my heart started crawling around my chest abusing my other organs. I was ready to launch myself at her. When her husband walked up and comforted her during the eulogy I felt sick, the only girl I'd ever loved and of course she breaks my heart. She's just like the others. I will make her hurt like she hurt me.  She would be easy to stalk for she cannot hear me approaching but for now I wait, bounding backwards through the bushes following clues to find her home. The only girl I've ever loved he's just met her at a funeral. He hasn't even spoken to her. What does a deaf girl crying sound like? Is that different to like a normal girl crying? I'm not answering anything. Why don't we have a go? I'm out on this one. Okay so we had to cut out my deaf impression but it was pretty good. It was pretty good.  And genuinely curious like how they can all have the same accent. I don't know. As you think it'd be like if you haven't been able to hear your entire life you would interpret sounds differently, you would sound different, individual by case by case. Yeah it's a fucking...  It's a tricky situation. It's for Germany. Yeah Germany, yep that's a country for sure. That's a good point Markle. Germany is, yeah, so true. I didn't think about it like that. Is there different accents in Germany? Yep, yeah. There's western and there's east. I thought there's different Australian accents. I think we've spoken to that before. But deaf? Is there really different Australian accents? There is like the ochre. Trust me.  Literally we got Brisbane accents. You can go to the Gold Coast and it's like it's different. Really? Yeah. I think the more rural you get the more, yeah, the more different it is. If you're in the country... But deaf people? City?  It's just a curious thing. It's a curious... If you know, comment and let us know. Marty would like to know. Yeah. You've met Aaron. I'm scientific. It's just a scientific... From Dara's The Wild one, the podcast. He's got a Gold Coast surfer accent. Yeah. It's just a bit different. So there you go.    We got questions.  Jam-packed show. We got fucking... What else we got, man? We got some secrets. We got a couple of secrets.  Hopefully some parts. Arnold Fein. Arnold Fein returns for the prank haul. Woo! All right, let's fucking... Let's get into this next segment which has been renamed... And this is a segment where we just answer your questions.  And the most liked questions we will try and answer. All right? So have a scroll through and just pick which one's your answer. On with the show, my little brown. Cut that corner. Yeah, cut all that corner.  Here we go again. Like, this is the third time this evening that you've dropped the ball. Your first heuristic sore from volleyball. And now, and now what? You want a few seconds while we're filming? Have you got a fight? No, Michael. I don't have a fight every time I move, okay?  And I've got the tennis ball. Who are the tennis ball? Um, all right. First question.    Yeah, it's funny. That's better. Um, all right. Top question. Looks like I went to Brodrick Morse. Yes, Brodo. Brodo. Um, question for Michael. Do you get angry that Marty cheats so often in all your competitions? Oh, I do. But then I get over it. I've got, I'm pretty relaxed all in all. Like once something's happened and it's over, like, well, if I get away with it, it is pretty funny, you know, and like, I guess it is cheating, right? But I like to try and think outside the box and find things that we haven't discussed yet. So it's not like obvious cheating. It's just a different skill. I'm thinking about the same issue in a different way. And it gets me results. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. When you do it, can you move your fingers away? So it looks like it's just, yeah, that's it. All right. Next question is from Brady, a strab, strab. Um, can we see a question and Matt series similar to the Tim and Calvin one? Matt stands no chance as I believe the question has evolved in recent years. So Tim and Calvin is characters that are on our website only. It's a saga that we made. It's like a three part episode series. Um, yes. Would you do it? I don't know. I mean, we're not really good in the same room.  I messaged him. Next week is it? Well, which we'd say we check with you first. But, um, oh yeah, of course.   He could set it all up. Well, I can set it up and then. I'll set it up, but I can't be in the same room. Yeah. Well, that's what I said. Don't tell him I'm here. I'll just have to go. No, no. I've already said it because he asked if you were going to be there.  He'll see you. We'll have to like do something like spray some stuff in the air because he'll sniff me out. Pretty quick. He can just hide in my bed. No, no, no. Matt, you're not, you're not going to be here. You fucking. Yeah. Set it up. Drive home. Drive home and leave because I don't want any problems. All right. I don't want it. If there's a scuffle or you break the set, come on. You know what I mean? But next week. You don't know how it's going to go.  But I haven't seen him in like six years.  I don't know. He's gone weird and like very weird in the last.  Split it in the middle. All right. So is that, is that a definite he's coming on? Yeah.  I said that we check with you. You look like David winter with long hair. Oh yeah, you do. David winter.  But yeah, he said he's available to come on next week. If it's all right with you. So for next week, do you just want to. Well, I'm all about making this the best. So if you guys think it's going to make this the best, we'll leave it. We'll leave it to you guys. Do you guys want to see question on the show next week for an interview? Comment question. Yes for yes or question. No, if you just want that here. Okay. But you know, it's it'll just be for one episode and you know, whatever he says, you can review the footage. We won't post it. Yeah. All the following episode. I'll reply. Okay. This could be cool.  The best. All right. Next question is from Anna Johnson. And I like her question. Question is for Michael. Michael, what do you spend your money on other than Uber Eats and arcade games?  So you got a dirt cheap. And you got to keep all the stuff. Including a shower curtain. Fuck. Okay. That is so true. Look at the lights. So old school. Hey, you can't even touch the lights. You get electrocuted. Grab them. Yeah. I don't know.  What do you spend your money on?  Oh yeah. But that's what she said. Other than food. Food. Weeding games. Sports. Shit. And just entertainment. Skateboard. Yeah. I'm buying a new skateboard as well. Clothes. Just like, imagine a teenage boy. Yeah. But he's 30. One. Yeah. It's true. You go shopping on Thursday nights. Yeah. Yeah. Late night shopping. Late night shopping. Go to the food court with the girls and the boys. I don't know. Yeah. Literally. The last thing I bought that was like a toy was a toy.   It doesn't look enough.  I'm looking around to try and help you and give you some support of something you've bought, but you're not helping. Well, what does anyone spend? I'm trying to think now what I spend money on. What do you really need? I don't know. Like if I could, I'd go travel and I can't travel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. We just recently spent a bit of money on New Zealand. Yeah.  So like, yeah, I'd probably be spending it on traveling. What do you spend your money on? I think at the moment. Yeah. Sometimes plants. Got a few plants in my place. And also have a little thing with basketball cards at the moment, which is so nerdy, but it's true. Yeah. That's right. And now I've got a bit of debt. So I'm going to go to New Zealand. That's right. And now I've got a bit of debt. So I've been paying that off over the years.  I think I just spend my money on like, on probably the most going out and eating. Yeah.  And I've never had money before. So it's just like, it's so cool to just go and try. Yeah. Try as much as you want.  Yeah.  Yeah.  And do you know why? Because the seafoods were the best. Best. Because of seafood. You both like seafood? Next one is from David.  David Winter. Bisoner. Bisoner. Bisoner. Bilsner. David Bisoner. I'm going with that.  No. It's not bad. It's not bad, man. That is fucking, there he's back. Whoa. He's back. It wasn't the longest, but it was quite long and it had variation. Oh, you know what? I've just realized something. Good boy. Good boy, dude. I've just realized. We don't have to blur anything with this one. Yeah. Unless you can, because there's a hole in it. Yeah. You can't see it. Sidewards.    And I'm not sure. I'm not sure myself a steam can take another blow. I like the way he said blow then. Very good. That's loving it. That's pissing, pissing, pissing. Oh, next question. David. What is, what is question sent? I feel like it is a mixture of fish heads, moth balls and clothes. Well, you're the only one who would be able to answer that man. I haven't met him. Hawk? That's just a meaty smell. Off meaty smell. Oh, yuck. Hopefully he's like, don't hate him when he arrives next week. Yeah, like, imagine if we bashed him. Yeah. Or we all fucked.  And then he replaced Matt. Dude, he's strong. He never turned into us to unquestion. We were always destined for question. Question is the best. Next question. Next question. It's from Swampbox 69. That is not a nice name. Swampbox. I actually cut that. I saw, can we just quickly comment on this. Someone has made a YouTube account called My Little Brown. Yeah. My Little Brown, I'm pretty sure. And he even his pictures like something about Little Brown. That deserves a cat on the back. Let's give that a cat on the back. One more question from that account. A cat on the back. Oh. That's how Michael farts. Question will be naked. Imagine if you, I can see you on question like, I'm actually, that's exactly what I've been thinking about. Like, I haven't had sex in a while.  He could be dominating, man. Just be careful. Well, I'm lucky we got the only fans going. Oh, should we have an update on that?  Let's have a look at it. Sorry to interrupt the questions. Oh, sorry. I mean questions. We're going to give you a quick only fans update. We've changed the pictures from us three because you need it. We all needed to like write in and giving consent for those pictures to be used since we were all in them. So we changed it to the logos. And we're about to see if we've been verified or not. All right. Let's cross our fingers. Are your fingers crossed, Matt? There we go. The cross now should represent. Stop. Everyone stop. Okay. Fuck. Oh, no. This one feels like it's going to hurt. I don't want it to hurt, man. I'm scared. It's kind of meaty. Oh, that one was so like. Slow and damp. It was a damp slow romantic dance.   Sorry about that fight. Next question is from Matt Sheehan, who I was think is the person who gave us our current sign for the peer box. Um, he was asking, can you let us explain the full rules of Tucker so we can make a USA team? We gave a short description quickly on someone who's asked a question for in a previous podcast. Maybe we should make it just mix the sports tennis soccer and volleyball together. Basically mix the sports soccer and volleyball and play it on a tennis court. Yeah. With tennis scoring rules and the lines as well. Yes. It's the court. You use the court of tennis and you just mix volleyball and soccer together. That's where it is. Sorry. And this is what I am never going to get through. Gaps in your gut. There's so much gas in my gut. Gaps in gas. Dude, that was so anticlimactic. That is who I am. Oh, like a pyramid. Thick foundation gets up to a soft point. Yeah. The point was like. Next question is from Flake Norfie. Next question is from Dan Jones. If you were girls for a day, what would you guys do? What would your day consist of? Well, I think the obvious.    Well, yeah, like it would feel good to be knowing that you're feeding the young. That's what women get to feel. But I probably wouldn't do that. I just like, I grab myself heaps.  Yeah. No. You could answer that far too quickly. Like three at the same time. Yeah.  Yeah.  No, that's an option. That would be willing to consider. Yeah. Depends on what type of women's body you're in as well. I'd like, it'd be so funny for social experiments.  It's not your body. Doesn't matter. You have touched on something there with the baby part. Real news. Do you guys hear that a magpie killed a baby in Brisbane?  No lie. Pecked its eyes? I believe. I can get it up. Sorry. I believe. I'm already up. Called the baby it. That's terrible. He or she's eyes. Wait. So the magpie just would have just repeatedly packed its head. The soft part of its skull. It would have been like a pin going into a pin cushion. Dead. I wish that he can't see his finger. He's doing a very good description. Sorry. I've read more into it. So basically a magpie swooped and hit the mother and she fell and the baby was killed. Oh, what? That she was holding the baby and she smushed it in her own mom's arms. That is someone lucky. There you go. That's terrible. That's a murderous gun.  How crazy is that? Magpies.  And it's nearly, it's coming up to magpie season. She's already getting swooped. Which means another video is on the way. They're early.  Maybe we should redo that. Like simulate it. I'll be in your arms and we'll see. Well, you can be the baby and we'll discuss which way to fall if you're getting swooped by birds so to not crush your baby to death. So it's science and help. Yeah. Science and help. Next question is from Jesper. What was said after Marty shat on the loudspeaker? You guys talked a lot about censoring the videos, but what was said after you shat? After I went and had a brief shower, we discussed how this would affect our current issues with the age restrictions. I was also quite ashamed and embarrassed. What had happened? So we asked Conran to clean it up a bit and he cut a lot of teasing. Look, there was some insults getting thrown around. I don't want to repeat them, but my feelings will quite hurt. Since it was Julien here, I understand. He was just not letting it go. Yeah. So, you know, it's, it wasn't good. It wasn't good.  And yeah, it was like it was one of my worst fears had come true. Well, it's the second time it's happened. The first time it was on me. Yeah. So like, I guess we would have kept it if it was on me.  And that's probably why we're getting anxious. Yeah, we're trying to cut it down. We show the, a shat, but then just move on quickly. We're trying. Next question is from James Kirkpatrick. Would you guys ever go into a shark cage and go shark diving?  I would be so scared. Well, let's all, yeah, let's organize it. Book it in tomorrow. I'm in. Oh, and if we want to, if we're ever in Darwin, we should go do the same thing with Crocodiles. King. Dressed as crocodiles. Yeah. So we might not even need the cage. Or chicken, either way. Yeah. So we, yes, we would definitely get in with sharks. Yeah.  Yeah. I'd be, I'd be like pushing my breasts against the cage. I'd be so sexually nervous.  Yeah, pushing my body right against it, squishing into the cage. Next question is from Matthew Knowles. You can't see him moving his hands.  I saw what I was thinking. I saw, I said, if you had the hands out. What about just the fingers?  All right. All right, give him a wave. Oh, look, magic of the editing. All right. Next question is from Matthew Knowles. Who is the coolest person you've ever collaborated with? There's cool in some ways and there's cool in other ways. But you want to do it, man. Well, excluding the Australian audience, like, sorry, the Australian dudes, because it would have been cool to work with the Zach arse. Yeah.  Yeah. But, um, yeah, we were trying to tear up filming and it just didn't happen in the short time that we were there. We've, I guess... I forget who we have collaborated with. We've collaborated with Corey Funk in a way. Oh, yeah. And what about... He slept over at our house. The Nitro Circus Boys. They were pretty cool. Fucking... The... Oh, and Chad Tepper. What about from our sports series? There were some legends in that. Yeah, Anthony Mundine. Yeah. Fucking... Who else? Fucking, of course, Pre-Chard from Dirty Sanchez. That was pretty cool.   We're basically Roger Federer. We're basically clubbed with them because Annie sent us that text message. That's a club.      I don't know we'd see what happens. Hey, it might happen Yeah, I reckon um, I'd make him my own and Become really protective and jealous over Michael and not let anyone get too close I wouldn't behave like a human being after a while. It would just be sort of sounds and movements I wouldn't speak to anyone.  We need a lot of there's a lot of fucker either Yeah, boring bits Connor Yeah, just cut the dead time but all these movies great hilarious little jokes in between that we that just sprouts out Leave them in because this is great. It's such good improv and leave us explaining that in as well I Need to Michael is right. We need to get a flurry on how long we've been going for my oh We've just hit an hour in time, but in overallness. There's a lot of cutting So we're probably in theory probably like 40 minutes. Okay 45 Yeah, that's a lot of time for questions and talk we call it now remember questions and talk I know don't we call it secrets and crime? No, no the questions because we talk and yeah, that's true. Okay, so talking questions and secret and crime They're all combined now. Yeah, everything is one. Oh By the way, do you guys want some mom?  I'll tell you what I feel good Wave a hand in there. No the other one. Oh Man, I've got the giggles a bit now. All right. Do you want some secrets or what? Tell you what I'll tell you what that reminds me of a story. I Don't know why I thought of this story I thought of a last night lying about and I was like, oh, it's pretty funny. I know we can cut it if yous want I don't know. We'll see what happens. All right. Okay It's just a story. I don't think you guys have heard yet either. Okay, I'm excited.  Tuomba right before I moved to Brisbane and I very rarely did this.  No little Michael. No all alone.    I never got caught Wish you got caught Can't wait to tell your mom that story. Yeah, I was thinking that as I remembered that I can't wait to tell mom this Yeah, wow Wag by yourself. Yeah, it was a lot is a last-minute. Yeah, I used to do it too used to go to the beach I'm slapped point. I didn't say wag with your friends, right?  No All right next. Oh, sorry. So some secrets, right? So segment's been renamed or still stay Up to you. That's been renamed or not. You want to give me the name of it?  I got a couple What ones do you have the same as one my very fast? I'll read them first.  I run.   Oh That is good So when they got home all I remember all I remember is him screaming.  Yeah, there was one car in the neighborhood Who was that? I don't know. I didn't even like Dislike him it was just you have to go to the same car each time So that someone thinks that someone hates them has a hat for them.  No, it's not me. Okay. You're reading the reading the secret.    Oh, is she Like did she wash it? She's obviously picked it up cleaned it. He couldn't find it in his room So she's cleaned it. Yeah, and it was about a five months old I would have made something about mom. Have you seen my arts and crafts tell I use Use a glue I use it to smear up all the glue that I use when I'm making my paper machetes And then turn around and point to 15 paper machetes. Yeah, I would have got straight to work I just made a mess I Got to admit I think there was one point when I was like 16 or 17 there was a towel And it was only like two weeks and it was fucked. Could you imagine five months?  I don't know. Oh Mummy and daddy took mine Oh All right, is that a secret very very good secrets everyone do we have any secrets? Yeah, send the secrets in I really love them.  It's whoever's having a great time. Yeah, that's good job. Very good little cat on the back I'm moving right along to the next segment and whoa, it's been renamed And there's a segment where we open the things you guys have sent us on the PO box Ah present time Yeah, well, let's open up Julian's letter because it's not for us Five good in each all right. So this is a letter we got sent says Julian on on it, but I just want to have a read That's all right with you guys Dear Julian, I will send you a gift but first tell Marty or Michael to read my message from the Instagram account Please do not mention my insta name out of I first must see that The letter has gotten to you on the podcast and to see if Marty or Michael have seen my message on Instagram Then you will get gift. Thanks. Love you out from Andrew Pierce I sent the message to their Marty and Michael Instagram account and I'm asking you to do these because they have not been opening letters and You don't get stuff from fans that much. So do what I ask and you get a prize I told you It's the same dude that does the codes because it's the same handwriting And since he's dude, I've okay, I've got you so I've got what's his name. Oh So disappointing I've got your codes dude, but I just haven't got around to open doing one I swear I did one the other and we do read the letters We do read we just don't read them all out. I haven't opened them yet because yeah, we sort of want to have Like not gremlins, but other toys before codes. Yeah, like but yeah, let's see what the message was on Instagram quickly All right, so Michael's looking at this dude's Instagram handle Let's see what he de-ammed us and this by the way ensures the Julian will not get a prize from them because we've just Ruined it like so to summarize basically he said that he's loves a podcast He loves watching our pranks, but he would like it if we started a separate channel Well, all we do is open the PO box stuff because he finds that the most interesting if people agree with him We will extend this segment.   Oh my god.  Yeah, let us know if you want the PO unboxing segment to be longer.  He's sent few stickers wasn't Glen Eagle was it?  Hey legends keep killing it.  It's disgraceful He should chop his hands off. Hope you have this.  Oh, I see people there's people in here No, it's my mistake. There are no people in here So All right. Yes gift. All right real toy. All right. We have a what do you call these badges a button a button Badges button same thing. Yeah, so one of these wait.  What?  I knew something was up. It's not real cash Oh Man, oh the cash is so you grab at it quickly.  Hey Michael and Marty I'm a huge fan of the show and I tune in every week to engorge myself with the nastiness of your show Therefore I had to show you my excitement in the form of a letter and a little bit of daddy's love lotion That both of you sexy beast must rub on their skin or else you get the panty hose from the bin Michael the duck is for you too.  I should gear. I should give it to you by the my Gashutster enter. I don't know Yuck Excuse me cut that corner Maybe shorten it But we maybe cut it. I don't know but leave this abuse in Oh, is that right Matt some easy ones. All right, give me a little sniffle All right, we have two more packages. Matt. Can you? Take this condom with That letter and we'll just sit that over there Yeah, don't put in the bin because I actually do keep everything.   I don't even Is slimy. It's a brown slimy Something in a little plastic bag. It's like fake poo. I reckon Yeah, because this these packages we always get sent. Oh yuck. I don't like it. No.  Oh that looks like come on.  Oh, I can't I can't no electricity. Yeah, it's sour I don't like it. I yeah, I did it last time. It's the sickest feeling dude No Yeah, I'm so over it Oh, I didn't work.    I think Oh I think it's broken. Oh Oh the bug comes out So it's not a an electricity one. It's a little bug scare No, it's great to see. All right, that is the po unboxing. Thank you everyone for sending your lovely gifts in Matt, can you read out the po box?  We open everything live on the podcast. We got a little poo here We got human remains all over the table.  No, I reckon we've been going for about six days.  We gotta fill some tiktoks All right, everyone.  Hello, Lauren. My name Arnold fine. Is this the taxi dermi? Yeah, how can I help? Yes. So, um, I have a few inquire I uh first know what what do you put in the in the animal to make them steefer Um, it depends what it is. Look, I specialize pretty much primarily in birds these days Um, so what are you actually after? So it's a strange request.  So, uh, it's a no shock. It's a no shock that she dies soon. Okay And the kids they they said they don't want to never see My wife anymore. So, uh, I think I call I ask and I have money to pay Would you consider taxidermy on my wife and my my pig? No, I think that's actually interfering with the corpse. I think it's illegal What if because I I I ask the funeral Man, I say he asked me or you want cremate. You want berry. I say no I call a taxidermy. He loved too But I Would like to have my wife in her seat Looking out at the window there and when the kids come home. I don't know. I don't know. I can't I only deal with fur and feathers Can you not to put same same stuff on you put in bird put in my wife If if I check with the law after a funeral Even if you did it's not my area. I couldn't do that. I could not do that job for you You know how to do the taxidermy. Yes. I uh, you provide the service I give you the money And uh, no, no, no, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Why uh, why not? I I I pay you very uh, whatever you want to charge it mean a lot to me and my Children to have my wife.  She always in bed So we'd like to have her stuffed and propped up in the lounge room looking out at the window No, no, I'm Look my wife been sick for 10 year. Okay. She's sick for 10 year We have talked about it. My wife my wife have no problem With it. Uh, she does not want cremated she don't want it and my kids say they say papa Uh, uh, mommy dies. We never see her anymore. And uh, I think well, what if I? Preserve her somehow and put her in her favorite lounge room chair and just have her in the house, huh? Yeah, look, I don't know how well human skin tans. I don't know. I don't know I'm not your girl. Um Considering I work on like small birds Look, uh, what is little parrots and stuff. So it's not my What you normally what you normally charge for little bird little fluffy bird. What you normally charge Hey, look anyway, look, I've I've actually got to go and pick up my daughter.   I want her memory safe I want her put in lounge room And the kids come home in the 10 20 year and can touch their mama's face and say Hello mama. It's good to see you You understand it's a it's a strange thing. I know I know okay. We have a peak. We have a peak.  Look, uh, look, I give you $20,000. I know strange request.  Where can I stuff my wife?  Do you sell it? Uh, no, I don't would what if I pay you to show me how to stuff my wife I don't know how to stuff your wife Same thing with bird bird human same thing the bird walk on two leg the human work on two leg feather skin same thing Yeah, look, they're not look seriously. I've got a gun.      Look, how about you check into the legalities of that? Okay.  Okay. I bring her around You available tomorrow, maybe 10 a.m. She wake up maybe 9 9 30.  Yeah, I decide I bring her around I'm coming over tomorrow morning. Yes.  All right. Well, look, I'll see you then. Hey, who is this? Who is this? Look, I gotta go. Bye. I love you She sounded so chill. I like her.  Oh That was the best online.   That's all right, but don't get it stuffed Stuff stuff. It's already stuffed on the outside. Yeah, dude, like I agree I reckon do you reckon humans should be able to be taxidermied? Be cool.  Yeah photos. They always look so stunned. Yeah, I've seen that in a lot of the time Maybe the others they talk about. See so it should be you should be able to do it.     Why don't just keep them? Matt? Matt Stuff them and keep them that makes sense. I'm on your side. Think about it this way I've just thought of something to If your wife dies you stuff her keep her. She's preserved. She's not rotting Can I um you could still I know what you're good.  That's your necrophilia coming back out, man Yeah, it's not it's not consent if they're dead, man Something to think about that's so true. If any of our viewers are interested in starting a business Look into it. There you go. It started as a prank call and bang now.  So it's like what's going on. I don't even know where we are right now.  Yeah, like I'm really cold.    It would be the most viewed video Okay In that time frame and now it's slipping down the ladder a little bit, you know what I mean?  Yeah, it did come up in my suggested As well when I was logged into the martin mark or youtube it comes up The funny thing is it I don't think it ever comes up in mind and I'm subscribed to yeah my personal Yeah, so I don't know to think of it.  We're the best.  We're the best. We're the best. We're the best Matt we're the best. We're the best. We're the best.  You can't Matt sorry