I mean, this is not supposed to happen in 2012. This is supposed to happen when my kids are grown up, not in my time, not in your time. And suddenly Google arrives and their cars just drive themselves. That is crazy. That is crazy. They passed the Nevada self-driving car test and they've been working on it all along. Google has been working on it all along and we'll see how much they've progressed Secondly, and it's war. Once they did that, it started a huge war. Everybody's into driverless cars, into automated cars, into Ford, GM, Mercedes, Tesla. They're all into it and it's a race. It's a race and not only the car manufacturers, suddenly the software guys, the software companies are into it too. You've probably heard of the sentence. I don't remember who said it, software is eating the world. We write software. We test software. Our software is everywhere and now it's in driverless cars. So these companies, the big ones, Google, Apple, Intel, Uber, Tesla, which is almost software, are also into it. But why? Why are driverless cars so important? Well, first of all, because driving is boring, not in Bengaluru. Driving is not boring here. I noticed. I mean, yeah, driverless cars are here for the United States. I think it'll take at least 20 years for them to reach, you know, Indian level. But mostly it's boring. People get bored very easily. They could be doing something else. But it's not just boring. It's dangerous. People, when they get bored, when they get distracted, they don't notice things. And when you don't notice things, you get hit. And it's like 30 billion or whatever. I don't remember the numbers. And these things are important because people don't want that. And car manufacturers and software companies understand that if we get driverless cars, we are going to buy them like crazy or whatever kind of business model they have. And the reason is because instead of concentrating on the what, on the how of driving from here to here, we can start concentrating on the what. What do we do when we arrive there? OK, that's the more important thing. And it is exactly the same with testing. In testing, instead of concentrating on the how, how should I test an application, the whole selectors and all those machinations, we could start concentrating on the really important stuff. If we had autonomous testing, and I will define what autonomous testing is, if we had autonomous testing, we could start concentrating on what's the test. And not on the intricacies of Selenium WebDriver and explicit weights versus implicit weights. And oh, what was that function? Oh, my God, the time out and it's flaky and all that. We're concentrating just like in driving. Like 70, 60% of our time is on the things, right? And we should be concentrating on the interesting things. OK, so that's the idea. Parallels, a little bit about me. As I said, 30 years of experience, it's actually 32. I'm really old. I go back to the 80s. Now there's front and back end. We didn't have any back end. We just had front end. There was no such idea. I am, I was, and I always will be a developer. I did the whole startup thing. I co-founded a company, CTO, the whole thing. Found I didn't like it and went back to my favorite hobby, which is just writing code. And I've always, since about 2000, even before that, I love to test my code. Testing the code I write is a passion. It's a thing I do. And I constantly research it and talk about it and think about it since back in the days before testing was interesting, which is what led me to ApliTools. ApliTools is a visual testing company. It enables me to do something that I couldn't previously do, which is test how the application looks like and not just how it functions. That was a mind-blowing thing to me. So I'm an evangelist there. I speak at conferences. I write blog posts. I do Twitter. Please follow me. It's important. I get paid according to the number of followers. No, I'm just joking. But I'm an evangelist, but I am also a software architect. I write code in ApliTools. And that's about it for about me. But that's enough about me. Autonomous driving. As I said, driverless cars are here and they're driving big miles. Tesla autopilot is now at 222 million miles of driving. That's a huge amount. And Waymo. Waymo is Google. Google split into lots of companies. I don't know if you've heard, Waymo is a driving thing. So Waymo did. Oh, I don't remember. I think it's 3 million. Yes, 3 million in 2017. I think they're now at 6 million. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So Tesla is much better than Google in autonomous driving if Tesla did that number, 222 million, and Google did. And the answer is no. Google is, Tesla is not winning. And why? Because there are levels of autonomy, it seems.  So the whole American thing, I don't, doesn't really matter who, defined five levels of autonomous driving. Five levels of autonomous driving. And as we will see, Google is way above everybody. Google is really, really good at autonomous driving. So don't let the numbers fool you. Let's talk about the levels. There are actually six levels, because there's level zero to five. Level zero is no autonomy. It's basically, if you have a car, then congratulations. You are the owner of a level zero autonomous car, which means no autonomy whatsoever. Level one, level one is driving assistance. It's cruise control, but not the regular one where you just limit your speed. I was in a demo once. It's amazing. Volkswagen, you're in front, you're driving, and suddenly there's a stop sign. And the guy next to you is saying, just press the gas. Don't press the brakes. And I'm saying, but there's a car. He said, don't worry. Just don't worry, just press the gas.   And cruise control is basically similar. It enables you to do 100 kilometers per hour, but it knows how to navigate between the cars between it. So this is level one. The question I don't want to go through the levels in a blind manner is the important thing is what is the technological advances that gave us level one and level two, et cetera, et cetera? And the technological, there are two of them for level one. And one of them is vision. To understand how to navigate and how to stop, the computer, the AI needs to see what is in front of it, or in the back, or on the sides. And the way they use it is the way they see is LiDAR, mostly LiDAR. Most of the autonomous cars use LiDAR. LiDAR is light detection and ranging. What they do is they have this pulsating thing, a round thing, it's going around and round. And it's throwing lights, pulses of lights all around the environment and waiting for them to come back and testing the amount of time it took. The amount of time determines the distance. And that way, they can get a 3D image of the environment. We don't do that. We don't have the pulsing. But we have two eyes, and we're much smarter. So actually, a fly is much smaller. We know how to combine the two images and figure out what the distance is approximately. But LiDAR enables us to do it in an accurate manner. That's the vision part. But vision without brains is nothing. So we have technological advantages. We have algorithms that understand what is being seen. Those algorithms enable us to do the cruise control thing and the automatic braking systems that we now have in level one. Level two is partial automation. This is where it gets brilliant. Tesla and most car manufacturers are level two. Maybe level three depends on how you look at it. Level two is partial automation. What does that mean?  You can take your hands off the wheel and it will drive itself, okay? But you have to, as some of the people driving Tesla found out too late for them, unfortunately, you have to be constantly monitoring what is happening. And if the AI fails, you have to take control back and drive it yourself. And it can't drive anywhere, not even in the United States, okay? So highways are fine, regular roads are fine, but in different conditions, we're not talking really, really good driving. So yes, we're starting to see partial automation in Tesla and others, commercial partial automation. And the answer is what differentiates level one and level two. And the answer is vision work, we're done. And LiDAR is great, okay? It's the algorithms. It's the algorithms that enable us to move to something that enables a car to drive itself. Maybe not well, but it drives itself, okay? And it's all about AI algorithms. The previous algorithms weren't really AI. And what is AI algorithms? These are machine learning algorithms, neural networks, and deep learning. And let's talk about what those are. Let's talk about neural networks because that is the main thing that made our current AIs be what they are. This is the big step that happened somewhere in the 2000s that made us all AI crazy. And those are neural networks. And how does a neural network work? The neural network gets input. Numbers, just numbers. Those are the X1, X2, X3, X4. Those are numbers that enter. Go through a complex series of nodes. We will talk in a second of what those complex theories are and what they do. And there we go. We have output, which are again numbers, maybe one number, maybe more numbers, et cetera. That is a neural network. Numbers entering into nodes, going through some kind of processing, which we'll talk about in a second, and then coming out. And that's it. Those are neural networks. And let's talk about how we use them. And remember, we're doing vision, okay? And we're trying to understand what is in front of us. How does this work? There are lots of neural networks. I'm not an AI, by the way, a disclaimer. I am not an AI expert. I sit next to the AI expert in Aplitul. Really, he's the smart guy. There's three of them. And we've been brainstorming like mad in the beginning. He arrived at Aplitul around the same time as I did. And I love to talk to him. I learned so much, which I think is better because if he was standing here, he wouldn't understand a word. Probably, I wouldn't understand a word probably. So the whole, I hope I'm a good buffer between those and this. So how does a convolutional neural network work? Well, the answer is you put in an image and out comes the probability that it's a dog, a cat, a bird, or whatever. That's the, and what do you mean? Images are numbers. Remember, images are just numbers. So you feed the image into these networks, neural networks, they go through all those nodes which we'll talk about in a second and out comes the probability. That is a convolutional neural network. And when you have all those demos of AI, you usually see a convolutional neural network. How do they work? How does it work? How do those nodes process the information? Let's zoom in on a node, okay? This is a node. This is one of these white things involved. It gets input, as you can see, each one gets input from multiple sources, gets input, multiplies them by weights. Each number here is multiplied by a weight, different weight.  That's it, there's a small function here but this doesn't really matter, it's not important. And out comes the number because we multiply and we're done. Out comes the number. That is the number of that neuron. And why is it called a neuron? Because in biology, our neurons perform very, very similarly. Okay, it's like a simulation of a real neuron we have in our brains and in our bodies. We get electrical impulses, they get applied using weights, et cetera. We sum them up. It's probably much more complex in biology but we, and then the neuron fires, pulses out another electrical thing. So much program, it's that simple. It is so idiotic, you would not believe that we can get from here to driver's car. But the big question is, if this is an individual neuron, who decides the weights? It's all about the weights, okay? Because if we had the same neural network, the same neural network can be used to identify a dog, can be used to drive a car, can be used to whatever. It's all about the weights. That is the difference between a one neural network and another. And how do we figure out what those weights are? We don't guess, okay? What we do is we train. You must have heard about training in AI where all those deep alpha, et cetera, we train them. This is what happens, and it's very simple. It's simple. It's almost embarrassing, isn't it? That, for me, is AI. How do we train them?  Let's take a cat, a trainer. So we feed in a picture of a cat, and it goes through, and we give random weights in the beginning, and outcomes, yes, it's a cat. So we say, great. And then we feed another cat in, okay? And it says, no, it's not a cat. So we said, oh, wrong answer. It should be, the answer should be one. Should be, yes, it's a cat. Wrong answer. So we do, we go back, and we adjust the weight so that it will be a right answer. How? Mathematic. I don't really understand. It's called back propagation. We back propagate and fix those weights. And then we take in a picture of a dog, and it says, yes, it's a cat. And it says, oh, my God, wrong answer. And we back propagate. And then we feed in another cat, and it says, yes, it's a cat. And it says, well, good. We don't do back propagation, et cetera, et cetera. We feed in thousands and hundreds of thousands of pictures of cats and not cats, or if you've seen Silicon Valley, hot dogs, and not hot dogs, that's basically what they did. They fed in hot dogs into the machine and trained it using back propagation. After thousands and hundreds of thousands of images, those weights are correct. And we start feeding, no, not training data, but real data, and we get the correct answers. How? Why is it working? Nobody really knows. Really. Nobody really, really understands. And what about the topology? How do they figure out the topology? How many neural networks in the layer? How the layers are connected? How do they figure out math? No. Intuition. Really, they just guess. They have these guesses of how neural networks and what's best topology for these kinds of problems, and what is the best topology for that kind of problem. They just do guesswork. It's all like a little bit magic from my point of view.  Try this, if it works, good. If it doesn't try this, if it works good, if it doesn't try this, if it works good, never do that, never. Just think of what should work, try it, and if it doesn't work, figure out why it doesn't work and fix that. Don't do the try this, if it doesn't work, try this, if it doesn't work. But in AI, that is what they do. What we call a hack, they call AI. And this is why mileage numbers are so important, because we need data. We need data. And who's feeding the data to Google, by the way, and to Facebook? Yeah. We are, like in the matrix, but not batteries. We're not batteries. We're data-producing machines. This is why mileage numbers are important, because data is coming from those driverless experiments. Okay, they're coming data, and they're training the machine, and the machines are getting better and better and better and better. But there's machine learning, and there's deep learning, and I couldn't figure it out, so I asked a smart person next to me, the guy that really understands AI, and he explained it to me. He said, machine learning is the whole thing. It's not just neural network. There's a lot of other statistical ways to solve problems very similar to neural networks. Deep learning is taking the neural networks thing and finding out, in the beginning in the 70s, they tried neural networks, and they didn't really work. Why? Because Simon was talking about that. We didn't have really good CPUs, really. One megahertz. I remember I got a two megahertz machine and it was like, oh my God, this is so fast. I got a 16K, I'm not joking, extension to my Sinclair ZX81, and I'm like, oh my God, what do I do with so much memory? So much memory. And now I have 16 gigabyte, and I'm like, that's dope. So they tried it and it didn't work. It didn't work because machines were slow and they could just do a few layers, a few neurons, otherwise it would be too slow. But now, it's not the CPUs that are getting faster. They are. What do we have that we didn't have back then? Call of duty. Fortnite. How do these things work? You know? I heard that, I heard that, you know, louder. GPUs, graphical processing units, the same CPUs that make call of duty work so well enable us to train machines because they are very, very good at doing lots of similar things again and again and again and again. And so now our neural networks, instead of having a few neurons and a few layers, can be really wide and really, really deep. And suddenly, we can figure out that this is a cat and this is a dog, which we couldn't do, okay? So that's what deep learning is about. More layers, more nodes, more neurons in the network. Okay, but what has this got to do with driverless cars? And the answer is, we're getting images all the time from driverless cars. We take photos of them or light our photos of them and we look and we figure out what are the stop signals? What are the signals? The traffic signals, the speed limit signals, the stop signs, we need to find them. It's not easy, it's easy for us humans. It's very difficult for AI. So yes, in comes an image, out comes the stop signs or the signs, all these kinds of signs and the speed limit, et cetera, et cetera. So this is one way to use a neural network. And it's not one way. There are literally tens and hundreds of neural networks working inside driverless cars. And another one is incredibly crazy. You get in an image and you get the angle of the wheel. That's it. AI in comes an image, out comes the angle of the wheel. It's obviously not that simple, but it's not much more complicated than that, okay? So we have lots of neural networks inside a car, this kind, this kind, and more and more kinds. And it's not just neural networks, there are all kinds of AI algorithms in there. What about levels? So that's level two. And level three is much more autonomy. Humans don't need to monitor anymore. They can not really go to sleep, but they can read a book or work on their work. But the car will notify, it will beep when it can't handle a situation because there are situations that it cannot handle. That's fine. That's level three. Level four is where Google is. So most companies are level two progressing towards level three. Google is way above level four. Google says, level four is I can drive whenever. I can drive the car, I don't need humans tomorrow. I don't even need a steering wheel. Okay, they have cars without steering wheels. But I can drive anywhere. You don't need to monitor. No, humans need to monitor. Just go to sleep. That's fine. But we're not level five because level four can't handle difficult vision situation. Fog, snowstorm, heavy rain, et cetera, et cetera. So those are level four. Google is working on moving to level five. Level five is the Holy Grail. Monty Python, whoever hasn't noticed the reference. Holy Grail, any condition, any time, any moment. This is the highest level. Nobody's yet reached it, but I'm sure in the next five years, 10 years, we will be there. Okay, that was autonomous driving. Now comes the brainstorming part where I was thinking with my partner, with my AI partner, about, okay, what has this have got to do with autonomous testing? And let's, I'll give you a blueprint of our way of thinking of the five levels. Level zero is no autonomy. And it's important to note, it's not manual testing.  There's no AI involved. It's still automated testing, but it's not autonomous. Level one is driving a system, okay? What was the differentiator for level one? The first differentiator was vision. If we can look, it will help us. If the computer can see, it will help. And seeing is not just about seeing the page. It's also seeing the DOM, which we will talk about in a second. And how can visuals help us? And the answer is actually pretty simple. Most of the tests we write look like this. Action, action, validation, action, action, validation, action, action, action, validation. Where the action does the clicks and the answers and the text and everything. And the validation checks. Is the value here good? Is the value here good? Is the value here good, et cetera, et cetera. Using those test key and always changing selectors or locators as we made them in Selenium. Where I can see the page, can it help us? And the answer is yes. Let's say AI takes full screenshot of the page and compares to the previous one. I don't need those pesky selectors anymore. I just compare the two pages and the AI will find the problem for me. I don't need all those selectors and it will even find bugs that I didn't even think about. And that's important. Unfortunately, up to now, up to the last four years or so, it couldn't work. It didn't work. Why didn't it work? Because comparing pixels does not work. If I do pixel comparison of two images, you get hundreds of false positives. Because anti-aliasing differences, because of GPU differences, because of lots of differences. We need a better understanding. We need something. We need algorithms that can see the page as it should be, as humans do. And that is level one AI. Looking at the page as a human does and doing the validations for us instead of us taking time to figure out what those selectors and locators are on the page. Just take a screenshot and let the AI do all the work. What about level two? What was the differentiator? And the differentiator was AI. What happened when we introduced AI to those validations? What do we get? We get better validations. We get things like, it's not the same data, but it's the same layout. So I can compare two pages that are entirely different in terms of data, but still figure out that they are the same page. Figure out what the text is in each page. Not only that, I can group similar changes. So if the header changes, I don't need to find it in all the pages. Level three is where we really get smart. Because up to now we needed a baseline. We needed a human. Looking at the baseline and saying, yep, this is correct. It's still the human driving. The AI is just checking. But what happens in level three? And by the way, companies like Appletools, AI companies are in level two progressing towards level three. What happens is that a computer, we're training, we're getting lots and lots and lots of images. We're training them to figure out which are bugs and which are not without the aid of a computer. So we can figure out that this is a bug. And we can look at the data and try and figure out what that bug is. Because we can look, or we will be, it's not there yet, we will be able to look at data of users interacting with the pages and figure out which data is the correct data and which data is not the correct data. And there's only one way to do that, and that is machine learning and deep learning. Regular algorithms just won't cut it. So this is level three, automation. Determining whether there is a bug even without the aid of a human. Now, let's be honest, can an AI really determine? No, they can give a good probability of it being a bug, but humans will still need to monitor it. Level four is partial automation. Oh, good. This is an example of an AI. Guess who's the AI and who's the human? No, no, the right one is the AI. AI playing a game of pong. And they didn't even tell it what to do. It just figured it out by itself. And it's playing a game of pong. And the answer, again, is here. We observe the application. The AI can observe users using the application and figuring out what the flow is and then driving the test itself using their own data. And that is something that I think it will take time. I don't think it's that, I think it's incredibly difficult. And my AI partner seems to agree with me. But theoretically, if we throw at it enough data of users interacting, real human users, they can start figuring it out. So level four is users, sorry, the AI is now driving the test. It is writing the test with our superstitions. Level five, I'm sorry, for me, it's science fiction. I love science fiction. And what is level five? Level five is the AI talking to the product manager. And they're discussing the application and the AI is writing the specs and just writing the test and we're done, okay? Unfortunately, no human has ever been able to understand a product manager, okay? None, neither tester nor software developer, probably the product manager herself couldn't understand it herself. So we really, really, really need a good AI here. I'm sure it's very, very far off in the future. And I added another level. As you know, I am a huge science fiction fan and there cannot be an AI talk without a terminator and Skynet discussed. So level six is Skynet. There are no more humans, okay? So there's nothing to test anymore. But it does beg the question of who tests the robot software, okay? And I'm picturing, like, these little testers, like, running and testing the little, and the robots sometimes have been bugs and all that. But anyway, that's level six Skynet, just a joke. So are we there yet? Are we level four? Are we gonna lose our jobs? Should we go looking for another job? And I have a simple algorithm, oh, first of all, it's important to understand and I hope I got that through you. AI's don't, what we call AI, okay, today, they don't really understand. They don't look at a banana and say, oh yeah, that's a banana. They just use these complex mathematical, statistical stuff to figure it out after being trained in billions of data items, okay?  A hundred? And we're like in three million miles, oh sorry, kilometers, and they still haven't trained the AI. We are much smarter than they are. We understand what we're looking and AI's don't understand.  And to give an example of the idiotity, this is a banana, right? And what is this? It's a banana, right? We know that, okay? But if you put this little sticker here, which is especially prepared, then it thinks it's a toaster. That is the level of AI we're talking about. It's really, really good but it's really easy to fool. It's not real AI, it's not real intelligence. So what we have and that AI's don't have is intelligence, we can think. And believe me, we need that because the rest will be taken over by machines. So let's do a correction. Does your job require thinking? Or is it wrote and repetitive? Is your job repetitive or does it require thinking? If you're thinking in your job, you're good. AI will not be replacing you, we will still need you. Otherwise, no way, you're not lost. If a tool, a tool took away, all the time you're spending doing the boring selector stuff, okay? Will you still be thinking when you're doing work? Will you be thinking more? And if the answer is yes, you're good. Because AI will take away the boring parts and leave you with the thinking part. So yes, you're good, AI will be helping you. Otherwise, can you start thinking?  It's a bit late, but it's never too late. If you can start thinking, you're good. AI will not be replacing you, start thinking. It will be helping you. Otherwise, I'm fine. AI will be replacing you. In 10 years, 15, who knows, five. So start thinking people. Remember, AI is a tool. Use it, use companies. Lots of companies are using AI. It doesn't mean that you need to learn machine learning. It doesn't mean that you need to learn deep learning. Okay, you just need, it doesn't mean that you need to understand these technologies. You can use them using the tools when we will have more and more tools that use AI coming to us. Don't worry about it. And the most important thing, don't panic. It's okay, you will not be losing your job success. So thank you very much. Any questions? Thank you. And you can come over to me. Oh, please visit the Appletools booth. And we will talk about visual testing, not AI. Oh, we have a question. Yeah, thanks a lot for the presentation. It was really good. Thank you. So the question is, not the question, just a clarification. Is there any project where, or right now, is there an implementation for the level one, level two, level three? Is there any GitHub project where we can have a look into it? Machine learning? No, but there's a really, really good talk about AI and testing. Candy Crush, you know Candy Crush? It's called King Software or something. They use machine learning to do, to test Candy Crush because it's very difficult, et cetera. So yes, but as I said, you don't need to understand machine learning to do this. You just need to use tools that do understand it. For example, Appletools and others. Okay, we have lots of others and in the upcoming years, there will be more and more. Okay, thank you. Exactly, thank you. Yes. You just told about that. For testing, you don't need to take care of the IDs and all. So while you're presenting, and we just had, just talked that, saying that we don't need, we don't really need to check the IDs to find something, to find some elements. Yes. And you can do it. So how we can do it with the functional testing then? So is there any approach going on? Yes, yes. As I said, if you use, if you use level one AIs and visual testing, instead of checking those selectors and checking that the values are correct, just take a screenshot and compare it against the previous one. Okay. And that will work today. Today. I had a talk at STP Conf, unfortunately it's not, oh, there's this webinar about visual testing as an eighth to functional testing. So you can see that talk and there's lots of code there in GitHub. Okay, sure. Thank you. Thank you. I think we have time for one last question. Okay. My name is Abdul. You talk about images or a lot of data. We do use a lot of image comparison, but most of the time it's not successful. It's most of the time if you run, it's fails, one time it fails, one time it pass. How do we handle it? I do use, I have used Apple tool. I do find the same issue over there. I would be surprised. But come to my booth. I really don't want to turn this into a marketing thing. Come to my booth and we'll talk about it. Okay. So how do you differentiate about the images? Just a lot of data. How do you describe about that? I'm sorry, I didn't understand. You're saying images, just a lot of data is not like a pixels. How do you define this? How do you improve? Come over to my... Okay. Yeah. Thanks. At least one will come, now I know. Thanks Gil. We have chocolates. Thanks Gil. It was really interesting to know how there's autonomous cars and all your work.


Kondraki was mortified. Bad enough that his one-off impulsive decision ended in disaster, again as usual. Worse was the fact that everyone had to know about it, and know about it with visual aids, from an O5-sanctioned presentation. Kondraki wasn't too much more paranoid than any other reasonable adult on site, but he could swear that he felt people's eyes on him leaving the meeting. The wound to his pride was too fresh.  The distraction was mostly sufficient, if completely soul-suckingly boring. So a pretty normal day doing paperwork. Aside from the occasional dull ache from his lower half, Kondraki was able to mostly put the incident out of his mind. No more issues or lingering embarrassment, just reams of paperwork to be filled out. Not glamorous, but necessary. It was going great, actually. He was making good progress, and a decent dent in some of the work he had been totally not putting off, and it might have given him a little free time on his day off instead of having to take work home again. Then disaster struck. As Kondraki lifted his coffee cup to his lips once more, he realized that he'd sipped it dry. His stomach sank as he realized that meant he'd have to get up and actually go get more. Absolutely no way around that. He just hoped that no one got between him and his source of endless power, or that he didn't hear the telltale sound of crinkling plastic. After a minute or two of grumbling to himself, he finally got the nerve to head down the hall to refill. He didn't walk with his head down. He didn't want to seem ashamed. After everything he'd already pulled, there wouldn't be a point anyway. Just a chip to his pride. Just before rounding the corner to where the coffee pot awaited him, Kondraki overheard a conversation. Alright, okay, you remember the thing with the Pringlescan? Began the first voice, sounding a little exasperated. Yeah? Came the reply. I still have the scar on the back of my hand from where the scissors slipped trying to get me out.    Great. Fantastic. Maybe if he kept his head down, Kondraki would be able to get his coffee and go without the two noticing. I get what you're saying. The second voice added, closer now. But why would he do it in the first place? Sometimes people just do things, man.  Like, remember Ryan? Great night, got his arm stuck in the plastic tubing in our class because he wanted to see if he could make himself a robot suit out of PVC pipe. Isn't that the guy who drank so much Red Bull that the company sent him a laptop? Yeah, that's the one. They had to call an ambulance to get him cut out of the pipe because if we tried to use the pipe cutters, we could have got his arm. Same principle. Okay, but Ryan was a complete dumbass. Yeah, but everyone's a bit of a dumbass.  At that point, Kondraki routed the corner and made a beeline for the coffee pot. The small half room wasn't very big, so it wasn't very far at all, but he was able to move quietly towards his warm, holy grail. He had made eye contact with one of the two voices. They were both young researchers, hadn't been at the site long, or at least he assumed judging by their age. He didn't really recognize anyone unless they did something noteworthy, and even then it was pretty hit or miss. The first voice, belonging to a short young man who now wore a barely suppressed look of fear on his face, stomped in its tracks when Kondraki made eye contact on his way to the pot. The second individual, taller but just as young, had his back to Kondraki when he walked in and hadn't seen him. Like, I can get that the idea came to him. Started the second man, who ignored his colleague that had begun shaking his head frantically in favor for eyeing up the vending machine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought of something like that before, but to actually go through with it, Kondraki poured himself a cup and didn't turn to look at either of the two. What can I say? Seemed like a good idea at the time. The silence that followed was almost unnatural. The only sound of the room came from coffee being poured. Even the vending machine seemed to stop its endless quiet hum, if only for a few seconds. That was followed by some frantic shuffling and the sound of two sets of footsteps retreating down the hall. Kondraki half chuckled to himself. Seems they were more embarrassed than he was. He finished fixing his coffee and began his return trip back to his desk to finish both his paperwork and his self-isolation over the incident. So things maybe weren't as bad as they seemed. 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two years ago three years ago and it's fallout 76 I was gonna say at this point your video may not be representative of what the game is if you were to download No, it certainly isn't.  It was a disaster Jesus christ that game Don't even know where to proof Has it improved or has it's changed As far as I know, it's it's it's definitely improved. They've added a bunch of stuff to fix things I just never went back to it. I'll say it if it's been changed. It's probably better It probably is yes Every kind of glitch and bug that you could possibly imagine is in that game It was fascinating. It kept it kept me playing Because of how interesting all of the different kinds of bugs were Between the between the bugs and glitches and the server issues and all just the weird design It was kind of fun to play to see what New bizarre thing was over the next hill Um, I swear these garbage twitch streamers alignment would be chaotic stupid Hmm Howdy long man hero rags don bless will enjoy listening later awesome speculative evolution slash world building project zero Day oh day zero. I think they mean to say serena the world of birds. Look it up It's amazing cool speculative creatures and good storytelling I think people have recommended the speculative evolution thing before Well, there's a lot of cool speculative evolution projects out there my The one that I follow is um, I want to say You know when you realize that you've never pronounced something out loud before I think it's like bibladorian or something Um, it's called alien biosphere. It's real real neat Very high effort youtube series It's bibladorian because God created all of the creatures speculative and other ones. Did you make turtles? He did Make cats No That one cats aren't real Oh, like horses. I actually thought yeah, I was like pretty sure they're not real when I said like who made them I was thinking myself. I shouldn't have said that one. That's a fake one. That's from star wars or whatever in there You've been tricked. Yeah So George Lucas made them We think I think that was a pretty cool idea like this little It's like lions, but really small Cats.  It's kind of like jar jar Jar jar That was my favorite punished jar jar solar series punished jar jar bounty hunter and gets his misa revenge on planet Standing in the rain smearing goober fish on his head I appreciate his passion for goober fish and I feel that in The many scenes of him being alone, you know contemplating his existence He would be consuming a goober fish and that wouldn't be played for laughs. That is a goober. He says food. He enjoys Don't need to say anything else. Yeah um I love efap chat All right You may get angry at rags mollus sometimes, but these guys haven't banned you for simply criticizing them. They ain't no hassan I appreciate Highlighting that but not being hassan Still leaves open a huge chasm for being pretty evil like you only represents a portion of the The latter wasn't hassan hitler Uh I from the check republic love you guys adult mollus videos. Hi rags. Can I clone you? I don't know They said you'd be the perfect boyfriend. I love you You know as much as I appreciate that I like the idea that there's only One person similar to me. We would end up being different people But I I kind of like the idea that there's a sort of exclusivity to my Uh, my brand if you will Yeah, I mean if you were cloned, um that the individual that would create would be In effect, you're identical twin, but with the unique passive there are they have a huge age discrepancy with you I mean, they would they would be raised different. They'd probably have all these different perspectives and ideas and no Experiences no rags would have ended up this way. No matter what No matter what and in all of in all of the universe. There is one constant and that is rags Yeah, the rags country One point would have been like express mathematically. It's are generally within general relativity and uh, yeah As such Yeah, like if you're a you know in whatever place whatever time you'll just randomly be like, oh man I really want to talk about movies and stuff on like a podcast and There are things called the internet yet. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, oh sweet That's just what you wanted How neat. Yeah So if ninjas was a good movie you kooks Surf ninjas I haven't seen it, but I think it's terrible. I don't know about surf ninjas I don't I only think it's terrible because I just I have an aversion to surfing and injuring at the same time I just feel like that's just incompatible Ninja You should watch Hassan's two-minute bread video. It's hilarious. YouTube won't let me link it. It's called Hassan pika everyone Two-minute bread video Talk about bread.  I can believe it All right, I can have a look do it Do what happens? What did this day it was called? Oh, they said it was called Hassan pika comma everyone Hassan pika everyone. Yeah, I mean that's good. That's the title. Let's you know that them Is it got dot dot dot at the end? Well, not in the one that they quoted but maybe in the how many are there two minutes two minute one Yeah, two minute one All right, I will captain for it for those two minutes Of course devs a chaser. He defended j also send you memes on twitter and discord Um, I think we managed to show them also whereas metal. How can you make fun of it when it's not here?  Well that ended. Hey, no. Hey, I'm right here. Stop what was that? By the way, is it just me or does Hassan look extremely wide in his upper body when the camera front faces him?   He is a very small head I remember that was one of the things that devon trace. He would do whenever he Would do the Hassan responses is he would make the effect that makes his head even smaller? I mean, it's too tempting not to um do YouTube video zero day one true fact sea stars Those are some animals Happening here the format and this is weird youtube video zero day two Thales in three minutes of morally humor and three all watch arch warhammer law vids I have no idea what's happening Yeah, I yeah, I just I just don't know what's going on there. I lost another time. Uh, that's an odd boy That's an odd boy Chud next time don't yell and say smug Ross instead. He didn't know that was the way to escape any criticism Yeah, that's like a really big key That's cool. Don't know about I would argue it's kind of like the greatest way big criticism Name a greater way. I'll wait Put in your gadelb true with no context True that's kind of just like a constant twitch thing Just spread into other places now People like saying true true Feels like the british wants to punch me Oh chud, I guess. I like how he's being referred to as the british guy. I'm just here like uh, yeah He's the british one right right He does have a lot more of a typical british accent that i'm seeing you The one that confuses everybody all the time I Didn't mean to exist Stop existing What is all this political jargon? I don't understand these terms. The hell is a turf friends exclusionary radical feminist I think what it stands for Uh, I think so Ever want to do a deep dive on metal gear rising? There are six hours of codex calls paired with the main story. I think it's really good albeit I over the top or it's over the top Sorry, also high rags mola you gain. Thank you.  Um, I wouldn't be the one to deep dive that I don't care about it But I don't know if anyone here does I don't think I would be the I've played for what now. I like but uh, I haven't played enough of metal gear There's a series. No, I just yeah, I played five. That was it Hello I saw some I've I keep seeing a lot of revengeance memes these days Yeah, because the memes are great, but I'm just saying even having played the game I don't think I'd be in a position to Have to repeat that again. I think it's so good Yes, who does Was it better than the new lego game? Oh Probably yes What did you discover jay on your travels? so He's explaining to an adult What economic policy he stands for by using like loaves of bread as an analogy for money.   Like I swear he's talking about a business that produces uh, what? Um, well, he says that he says that the employee on their own produces Uh, the boss on their own can produce 15 loaves of bread a day Um, and I don't I just he just doesn't explain where he gets his numbers from he says I think that the boss should get 10 loaves of bread The uh, and then the employees should get um, one employee should get eight loaves of bread and the others should get seven I'm like, okay. How's he? Distributed this so that's sound. Yeah, because because like that sounds like that's sounds like you don't want to have any employees I'm just confused as to how he's split those apart But maybe explain to really well Well, the thing is that it's like maybe there is an An internally consistent thing that he's thinking but he communicates it so poorly. Well, you know strong maybe but He communicates it so poorly like The the level of um that I have just conveyed to you what I just conveyed to you is a decoded version of what he said I'm like Um He are Oh The thought comes like I'm lost so hang on. Why did they hire another person if their bread output was going to remain 20? Yeah Yeah, because I'm listening to all this stuff and I'm going is like a lot of this just even from this explanation is like man Like don't ever hire people.  I don't eat loads of blood I love the idea.  I think That's so it's funny Fringy Fringy is not a bird. You're a goo doctor made of frogs Oh the lore expands I don't know if you that's not true. Oh The lord does not expand Also, Hasan's not a commie.   I know let's have a I'm pretty sure I think he just says at least I think he just says leftist and he uh Hang on. Let's uh, oh I can't I went to look him up on twitter like I mean he has to be blocked um Let me I might be an inspire. Let me check. What do you want to know? I'm I'm still pure Uh, what his ideology is Hey, Hasan, what is your What are your principles? Oh, you mean medals. How about you talk about his signs? I don't have any principles Next time are you German lightning warfare? It doesn't say in the biography so I don't know His ideology is brain rot. I don't think that's what he claims, but it would line up I think that Hasan knows that bio is short for biography. No He'd say it's short for biology He just thinks it's the greek prefix for life Uh The creature of the day The long horse look it up friendly thing that shows up in your dreams to warn you of coming danger Usually it's infinitely long neck Oh using it's infinitely long neck Nice, um the long horse Yeah, apparently all right Looks like it's a like a half a horse skull on a Snake body.  So that's Oh, that's good Unless he is the danger There's an scp called the long horse I could be a Why the long horse? Nice Hey horse, why the long Caught it's probably did well I bet you could just stick your whole arm inside of a horse's Vagina just get all the way up to the shoulder in there. How about it just keeps going and going and going you You're probably just dead in there. It's not what I probably just Thought this would go It's a gear and they're gonna a little step Just be like, uh wake me up when it's spring again That's why you don't make your children listen to even Your children Have adults listening to it Dude, your pronunciation of insulate and assume trigger me greatly. You're on a show not a so Oof Assume No, well, you would say assume and insulate or How do you say insulate? Insulate no, no, no you Insulate insulate. Yeah Wait, which one should I say insulate insulate? Probably gonna say insulate though now because it feels like another one of those assume situations Why don't you assume that Because it just seems right That's fair enough Just did hashtag justice for frongo Well, apparently justice was just saved Hardcore, I don't think I don't think that frongo should have justice. Oh, wow Wow, justice after we invite you on and everything Well, I didn't they said bring me on and I was like, oh Bring me out on the fringio right fringio to know this that I feel about him in this way How Who didn't If that makes the best nazis fringis green rags his horny and molar as welsh. She's practically divergent the best nazis Green horny and welsh the three genders That's them proud of our combination And we can't beat Really good summary of efab. Yeah, we work hard for the money green welsh and horny Mr. Gustavo fringie, I mad the green goo and now I put in water so people believe australia is real everything going is bland It's just meant to be like some why or something that they've concocted australia. That's the prevailing theory.   Oh, and I was going to tashi gas station to pick up some power dumplings Power dumplings good reference. That is a good ref power dumplings instead of power couplings.   I don't know I'm doing with that I yeah, I don't I don't what I'm gonna do is I'm going to Take a pass on that one and respond to the next one twice as hard as I would have All right. Okay. I'm gonna read out the next one as it's done Wait, hold up bold or bald. I can't tell with these accents. Jeez guys Well, it's bald.   I want some pizza.  What do you call that? bald All right, so you seem to fall in the The the british not bald british. What about you fringy? I'd say bald Okay There we go. Um, but yeah, it should be too confusing rags says a lot of things weird. It's all right Keep a dog dressed in a traditional outfit waving japanese fans. They've done that before they just say that Traditional outfit Wait a minute. Oh, is it one of the stickers? It's one of the stickers, right?  They just read as normal text like they don't just have random weirdos watching this Sitting there's range non sequiturs. It's emojis. That's what's been happening Oh, that was pretty funny. Why does it like if they just had a colon on either side and it was all one word That would make a lot more sense to me. Yeah, you just realized that bullet no one told me anything I wouldn't have guessed that We take a few of those for me to realize what was going on. Is this a sheba dog dressed in traditional outfit Okay, I of course think that you're referring to me for obvious reasons. Exactly. Yeah, yeah I will I did yeah, okay. Like I said, we had that one before and it's like oh because the emote has probably been used before I see a Relative wrote remember ligand berries Into a letter he was writing to america because his wife said it it was confusing to the recipient I have no idea what ligand berries Lin oh, sorry lingen lingen lingen berries lingen berries I do not know what those are. I'm I don't know about the lingen berries neither Do I? Perhaps there's lots of lingen berry Um, or lingen berry bushes lingen berry bushes that are scattered about the countryside forever. They're from Maybe it's one of those those fancy bushes that grows in the lands that Gulliver went to on his travels. Oh man. Gulliver's my man legend Whenever someone says gulliver the name I think of a seagull He gulliver. Yeah Yeah, a lot of those around here see gullivers. Yeah Um, yes, fringy. His son has never put two pieces together in his life rip every jigsaw puzzle he has ever attempted No, the poor dick saw us left a toil un piece together Roads of the day rags This is this is f gaze Hell yeah f gaze bisexual muster race What am I dealing with here?  Oh, maybe maybe I slurred it like I just maybe they said muster. I stood a master race because they're worried about getting clipped on Oh, yeah, maybe saying. Yeah, maybe maybe saying fuck the gaze bisexual master race isn't approved by google So then the fringy one is your cream is my goo Creamhunter Is that the next predator movie It'll be like the subtitle of the movie poster your cream is my goo That would be That didn't sound like a particularly interesting film, but I'd watch it if I think that sounds very interesting Okay, whatever you say you live a very uninteresting life If you don't think that that kind of a tagline gets you just excited to see what happens I'd like to see the cream harvesters I want to see yeah, I want to see Who if denil new is doing it. I want to see like pilot fringy and stuff See the nature of this goo and why some consider it cream Yeah I don't know why anybody considers it cream. That's just a fairly exactly Your team your team goo then Well, I think it's referencing like your body is my Meat, you know, like like it can you know, I don't think it's supposed to mean that the goo is cream That it will become once you've processed it in your various plans labs, you know Because we had some artwork that related to that where you you were clearly at work Harvesting cream. I'm not sure what for what purpose I wouldn't claim this We want to do that For your cream taxes your cracks is For the cream king the one for me cream king trans his cracks is One for me is can I eat this and then Refuging it to a tree Do they mean referring so at this point? There's no reason for that to be spelt Like how do you how do you turn referring into refuging refusing? And guess Okay, I assume so We are not illegal I guess illegal illegal It's literally capital e lowercase l Okay. Yeah, it's it's it's strange. No. No. Okay. We made it through. We made it through that one Good Jay premiering the big one. Yeah, Jay premiering videos while we were running e-fap. So rude I can do the same thing I thought you meant like stripping. He's premiering the big one. Oh Yeah, I was very offended.  Um, and I Yeah, that was my goal. We went down to three viewers. It was really weird. I'm back up there Our mosquito is even important for anything or can we exterminate them like we should have done centuries ago Um, I don't know. I don't know if they they have any purpose in the food chain of the world and stuff It's good, you know, not cringe I imagine that they probably do Probably something they do, right? Well, they exist for some purpose beyond I guess making God being cruel Look at this A way to exterminate them being fully developed. Isn't that a thing? Sorry, um, I think that there was like a way to exterminate them fully developed. It was just never deployed Hmm, I don't know dbd I don't have a source on that though Sauce A sauce sauce Sauce Sauce a mitchbeck Mitchbeck is very sexual. Hmm one more thing mitchbeck Mitchbeck One more thing moist critical on efap, huh? He'd be welcome to come on. Yeah, if you want to come on have us to look if we can talk about all kinds of things Yeah Stuff Yeah, stuff and things every day Does disney have a right to hit efap with a copyright strike once free years recounted every single simpson's joke and scene You won't be able to they keep releasing new episodes. Oh, yeah, we'll be fine Is it bad that I get so irritated whenever I hear about Hasan? It's probably because he won't listen. I personally am not a great counter-arguer, but I still know what he's doing is wrong Um, I think it's reasonable to have been annoyed That's what happened in the dream for sure What is unreasonable to be annoyed by that how dare you? So fine What uh, what is echo chamber dogmatism for 1 000? Dogmatism about you don't appreciate that right? Oh, I love no, I'll meet me and all the dogmatists. We we have a great gale time We got parties and go bowling Yeah, we are wizards. We are mages What does Kirby turn into if he eats hut cream? Oh I don't know. I've something we shouldn't we shouldn't tempt fate in such words One of those unholy combinations they're releasing in the last game when they decide Kirby's having the final Kirby. Yeah Punished Kirby Final Kirby that's what's called ironically it does so well then take another one afterwards Or it's like endgame when it was never the end never Not an intent anyway Yeah, I've kind of I'm sure you'll be going for like another 20 years probably this says assault shaker. I'm assuming that's an emote That makes more sense Like assault shaker or somebody who shakes assault I assume assault shaker Okay, that doesn't help clarify anything but okay Well, you said was it someone just to shake salt or assault shaker and so I said assault shaker Yeah, that doesn't help me Then why'd you ask me if it was that? I'm asking I I just seek I I need more information of better options next time What do you mean better options? He was either a shaker of assault or assault shaker, which and I said assault shaker So, yeah, that doesn't help me though. Is it why'd you ask me if it was that? Is Not my own fault. I figured you should have understood Oh Is it rags holding a fruit? Is it a banana or an apple and he says banana? I go. Oh, that doesn't help me That is entirely disanalogous the question I was asking was is it a salt shaker as in A container filled with salt. You didn't say that. Is it the person? Well, so when I asked you a different question is shaker or a shaker of salt is moving the goalposts Okay The planet's just moving and you're static They're behind. I'm captain america, bro I'm planting my feet like a tree while this injustice takes place because I Feel free to do that. But remember tony wins. So He doesn't He does They both get what they wanted I mean if you want to present as that sure What did you think cap wanted in that movie? No, tony wins the external conflict with the accords That is undeniable. What do you mean? We're talking about salt Okay, all right. That's no. I genuinely don't know what you mean Tony wins the conflict cap doesn't sign the accords Yeah No, I know What I'm saying is like the world that cap wants is the world that doesn't end up uh coming to be Well, no, he's he wants everyone to make their own decisions on it Uh, yeah, sure But I mean ideally he doesn't want the accords to be a thing that uh that happens Yeah, he doesn't and he leads the vigilante avengers then I wouldn't say either of them win, uh, ultimately while they Of course, neither of them really get what they want in the end. It's it's a pretty pyrrhic sort of uh circumstance A pyrrhic not when the fat people know Not pyrrhic Or nor ferric which I'm sure somebody has said once before isn't that like uh wasn't that uh Didn't somebody say that when we watched the video or am I mixing that up with my head with some other reference at this point? I think everybody has said everything in the videos. We've come. Yeah Yes If you care so much about chat, why does he ban them? I Think even I'm lying. So well, there's enough people that you can ban heaps of them and it's really not a problem Here's the answer to your question Uh, let's go with six examples the three that are critical of him He will read out and then ban them or rip into them personally on a very fundamental level The three of them that are positive. He reads them out and then says yeah What do you think he's gunning for in chat? He wants to clear out the people who are critical and encourage the people who say Hasan is a genius who is right about everything Fucking when he reads stuff like that and goes It's like when youtubers pin and love a comment that says you know what I like about this youtuber. They're so smart and fair I Tweets and comments that are telling me how great you are and you're just like what it's just not my opinion. It's this It's just one that I concur with. I simply think it's well founded. What? How can you never see anybody hard in comments that say you know what you're pretty bad at this my dude I started doing that. It's really fun.  It's just like because that's probably not what you expect, you know Personally part of that It's kind of like it's hard to insult somebody who kind of almost takes fun in your insults Which is why people probably say next to Hasan that annoy him and then he punches his uh You might fail.    You're like three years too late on that one Now it just feels a bit awkward Yes snowflake has definitely gone out of Omen parlance a little bit. I hear that one so while Now it's racial slows for some reason I don't know what happened like the internet's a weird place You know what's coming next And it taught everything moves so quickly Uh Oh a red box of popcorn. I guess I can just read these out on it Does the effect of Making you think of what emote you're seeing so I'm imagining a red box of popcorn. Yeah, a red box of popcorn corn has been cooked this day Snowflake still pisses the right people off at least. I don't think it does I think all it does is just kind of make you look a little bit It just become a general insult. I think Snowflake could just be an accurate script to sometimes Well, I'm yeah, sure. It's particularly Fragile in a way that I particularly in a political sense Um, I mean, I think I think we used it when Loads of people got really mad that I said I wouldn't rim trump free I think that we we called them snowflakes a couple of times. Wow I can't even remember that We did a video on our Jay, I know that it was on our I just can't remember specifically the full context of that video Jay's not going to put the rump in trump. No Yeah, I just I made a little joke where I was like This is this is less appealing to me than giving trump a rim job and like About a dozen people in the comments were really Now I'm remembering it's because oh, I think I remember this because I remember I was thinking like it's not about It's just so you it's okay. Trump's okay If I made that I wouldn't I was gonna say Yeah, but the reaction I feel is like it's just the opposite of like trump's arrangement syndrome It's the one in the opposite direction Well, I do any trends any perceived transgression against donald trump You just jump to these insane conclusions about people. It's as cringe. All right I just love the idea that you say that must defend trump senpai You say I want to trim trump that they're just like wow so orange bad bad. You're like, no, I just wouldn't I Because yours is just orange man. Good. It's as vapid I just think don't don't worry too much if jay's decided not to rim trump. Well. Yeah, what is it? Like, you know, I would rim a lot of people like I'm a good american I would rim the president Like a lot of the people would say like, well, why you make this why you make this joke about someone else So why don't you make this this joke about a left-wing figure like because he was a president at the time That is pretty funny. It's like, why did you make this reference about um, tony blair or something? Yes, I would I would rim Rita collo He was like who the fuck's free to call I was like You have to wonder who that person is and people Yeah, well, it's like if I made that joke then right if I made if I made that joke about someone else Do they do do they fucking think that that would be um like reasonable for that person's fans to get mad that I said If you said that you would rim like ulysses s grant then all the ulysses s grant Wow UDS Ulysses mad bad Ultimately if I was making that joke today, it would probably be about like I Still find it amusing to say it about trumps because he's such a character that like the scenario of him I think that's true of Biden as well though. I think I think I think I think that if you've looked at any example I'm always George W. Bush. I feel like even that's funny I don't think it's funny about Obama. No, I think that's because obama's got too much of that kind of like I think I don't know how I describe it. I think obama's are like closer to being conventionally attractive I was about to say I think it's it's just like the standard sort of handsome man energy Handsome smooth man energy that doesn't make it as funny as juxtaposition I'd kind of say the same for ronald reagan. I feel like that isn't funny either But like I don't know george hw bush feels a little bit funny. Oh, yeah, Darryl Ford would be funny Nixon would be hilarious If you said like george wash to be like, why did you pick george wash? You've got it you've got to go more obscure than that you go From like the 19th century Well, no, I'm saying like Any choice that isn't in some way contemporary will just be like, why did you choose them unless they're associated with rib jobs in some way? Alternatively, it's a really funny I feel like an obscure reference in and of itself can be really funny like if for some reason you just reference something nobody would ever think of Especially In the person that's clever or something Well, I guess like if someone said, you know, I would rim andrew jackson or something This is the name right the one after uh, lincoln or i mix them up.  You're american Yes, I should know the list of the the 40 Hey, look, you know what? I know the list of like the last 10 prime ministers. I can't really do much better than that except for Isn't it like the 40? Yeah, biden 46. Yeah Yeah, if biden doesn't all right, so a better american than you biden doesn't know. I don't have Look, wait, so wait, hold on Yeah Is that all those people who are upset in the comment section about you not wanting to rim trump? They should be saying oh goodie more for me Yeah Jackson was before lincoln wait, sorry So who because it was the vice president, right as vice president. What was his name? Or it wasn't andrew johnson, right because I was someone else wasn't it or Andrew johnson was someone else andrew johnson. No, so it was andrew johnson Wait I damn it. Yeah, so it was andrew johnson. Okay. Hey, look, all right jackson and johnson. It's kind of It's true.  What was it andrew johnson? Was that someone else? Yes I'm just trying to figure out who's who the who's who have american presidents I only know a couple of canadian ones. I know wilfred larry. Yeah, because he was in civilization six I know wilfred brimley. I was gonna say I know the 64th president wilfred brimley. I know him And then uh, what was uh He's a symptom of the great white house Where it's made of sugar Hell yeah, what else did you make it out of? You know one of I it is it said that betoven's last words where I will hear in heaven And so wilfred brimley's last words were were like, I don't know something sugar You ran out of time to make the joke I don't have to use splendor. I could use the real deal Um all of by the way the um the free plate the galaxy free play stuff is actually pretty good Like there's some decent stuff and like puzzles and challenges here Like better than in the original game Which I mean You know strength wasn't the combat in the puzzles, but you know, we've got some stuff going on I would hope there's some content in the game.  That's it Otherwise it's parts in the 70s Why is that funny to you? Inland Australia during world war two show them some god damn respect in um in real countries. This is thing called curtains And they like I know what curtains are Oh, that's funny. That's the whole thing.  Black smiths are cool. Well, there's a black.  I'm sorry I don't know I mean, have you not wanted to visit winnipeg? I hear that winnipeg is so cool that I'd rather go there than cave canaveral Winnipeg sounds like a girl's name winnipeg is it please tell me winnipeg is in manitoba.  No, it's not sexual act. Were you gonna say jay pegging and winni the poo We need the Yay So what what you have to do is you'd have to be a girl and you'd have to have a strap on and then you would have Peg winni the poo because I think there's to be a girl to peg somebody I guess that's true. Yeah, I suppose you could peg someone if you were a guy.  I'm guessing that's an emote Maybe Video game controller throws a face-down tantrum in between the words rage and quit I've gotta be then right?  It's kind of like a video game controller It throws like a face-down tantrum in between the words rage quit Uh, how should we ask the guy like who works in this building who drew it should be asked like no with different teams So, uh, yeah, so when they copy and paste that from the thing. What should it read? It's like, uh Video game controller throws a face-down tantrum between the words rage quit. I guess that's the best way to yeah I like how straightforward this is translated into chinese then back to italian and then to english Just to shake things up keep them on their toes Please bring this british dude again, please Hey, man. Well, we bring back all kinds of people. It's just a matter of getting the right topic It's gonna bring chud logic on to discuss whether or not the batman's soundtrack is better than the nolan trilogy soundtrack Okay, you would listen to both of them You would know nothing because he's like a politics guy or drama guy. They don't listen to music or nothing Music is a tool of the oppressor. I've heard that Have you actually heard that? Yeah, why would you not believe me? Uh, probably honestly, I probably I at this point, I don't even know if I believe that that's something that's never been said Everything's been said by someone, right? No, I don't know about that Why would you think that name of like every every kind of take has been like no sure maybe No, not even no No, because it's certainly wrong if you say there's there's definitely a combination of words that have never been spoken And there is a combination there are takes to be had but I guess um that we've never heard before because there'll be takes about things Exactly, exactly. I guess I don't think it's possible that no one in the world has ever declared music as being like a tool of an oppressor I can believe that that's I guess I guess we get into like I guess when we get into like much more specific stuff than sure, but when Well, I'm saying like caligranati gongafailas serragatti. It's like has that ever been said before in human history? Maybe well, that's well, that's just a scotsman talking Hey, man I'll say that Yeah, uh, that's where I'm kind of getting out with the whole like We could definitely say stuff has never been said before It was just let me speak for an hour long fucking word when we get to um when we get to like, um non Not like a level we have to get to a level of like specific or like just nonsense, right because I feel like the most generic things have been said before Um, especially if you're not going to be a stickler on specific phrasing I feel like this tautologist is like most generic stuff is generic because it's been That'll sound a lot through But I guess there there is a threshold of how generic you can be before it's never been said before, right? This feels worthwhile as a discussion That's like the common then chat j everything has been said also j we need to poo being pegged Oh Unfortunately that would have been said before Oh, no doubt probably been drawn before So Payer character lying on the side raising his arm while saying how is it going? That is a super chat because that is describing an emote. I'm I remember that emote. So yeah, that's definitely one Oh, how's it going? Why would a pair be canadian? Why would a pair be canadian? Yeah A pair of what? A pair of can no just um a pair of a pair of apologies. No, just like um Okay Why would a pair be can oh is oh this is like a joke. Why would a pair be canadian? um Why would a pair Beak and nadion.  It has like it has a syrup with it. I don't know. Why is it? Oh, I was asking you Oh, I that that that's my guess is that they are best served with syrup like all canadians I don't typically eat canadians Whoa What nationality of people do you eat? Mexican Oh, no Wait, we had all allowed a big I was um last time I visited my parents, right? I got harm and um, I got I got harm then And I was like, I'm hungry Yeah, I was like, I'm hungry and just like there was a brief pause and then she just says oh, I could murder a mexican I was like Mom no I'll take a sandwich. It's fine. You too Then back j Wow, how old is jay's He's very old She she hates those It's very strange that she feels this way towards mexicans considering That where jay is from and where mexicans are from is a very large distance.  He's good. Good. Oh him a green goo. Nice Oh my god I'm gonna leave now. It's getting time for bedtime sleep. Well. Bye. Bye Oh, yeah Bye I'm a zero bit hobbyist youtuber and twitcher and I know not to steal people's content if he did this to me I'd necessarily grow by orders of magnitude yet.  I probably gun for the 1,000. I'd be like Surely it's not 200 and I'm assuming because it's a four answer thing that the highest number is the wrong one but um I just wouldn't have thought it would be so little but then you find out why which is that Barely anyone could figure out who made it or what it was even called Yeah, I was like, oh And plus there was a sound view so it must have been extra hard for them. Oh Hey That's mean. They're so young Well, I'm sorry. It's extra hard. They're not they've not their brains haven't finished developing yet No Little embryos on twitch Wait mollington. Where can I find those old videos of yours? I want to know Oh when I did like let's play stuff all less on like I can I think it's just deleted because like it was it was all just like different plans I had and then I was like Actually, I want to do this and then restart and actually I want to do this Thing actually Yeah I learned so much from those days that I now implement them in my gaming streams So I think I told people like I was striggling Wriggling hard to get some on trims commentary out Those lego games lego games. Yeah Legals Yeah, it looks like you were really I can't even see it.  Oh, I was testing my page Oh, yeah, the editor It's like of all the levels to bug out. It's the one that has like no gameplay But it thinks it's a game, you know It it wants to come to the game party and say hello to everybody and they're all like, oh You're not more of a cutscene Keep a dog laughing slightly while blushing and covering his mouth with one arm Oh, I can do that. I can I can reenact what the emoji is You know, beautiful. See I did it. I did it For once in my life, I was an emoji Very cool A rainbow He was an emoji once A rainbow clapperboard with the words behind the scenes I guess I was an emoji as well Oh my god, another one. Does everyone know what a clapperboard is before we proceed? Okay, is everyone everyone So that's so you know in the movies when they say action and they have that thing and they clap it That's the clapper. Okay. Don't know. That's what was called. Yeah, that's the clapper. What is slapper board Slapper board that's what happens to an actress in hollywood They slap her board And she gets so used to it and that's the real shame Is that she gets to a point where she's so used to that happening and it's a tragedy really and it shouldn't happen Yeah Uh a laptop computer with work on the screen Yeah sort of picturing that emoji. I'm thinking to myself like what what do you think they wanted to sort of Express with that, you know I don't know I yeah, I I'm drawn a blank. Maybe it relates to the fact that we were talking about how they don't do much work That could be it That's very possible Oh, this one just says a thumbs up It's nice and simple. Oh That is nice. Now people can manipulate this and start describing emotes that don't exist just to pretend like they Click fun. That could be pretty fun. Yeah Yeah, I'm like Man killing Everyone there we go done it I'm an improviser at heart Austrian painter 62 percent of statistics are made up on the spot They didn't know that I did Did you guys have an opinion on e3 going away? I remember growing up watching e3 coverage on game trailers and giant bomb I just don't care about it. Yeah, I don't care about it. I just don't yeah, I just don't really care about these award game presentation commercials, it's a it's one massive glorified commercial I mean If I had friends that were interested enough I'd tune in with them But other than that I should be like just give me the updates what's coming out I've been too disappointed for too many years on too many different things to really care about these sorts of big corporate masturbatory lie sessions I think at this stage, um pretty much everybody's moved away from You know doing all of their announcements there to basically co-opting nintendo's Uh strategy nintendo direct has kind of become because now sony does those state of play and like They do their own presentations not at e3 Yeah, so It's just going to be substitute for something else substitutes substituted for something else substituted Lord of the Rings The two toilets featuring hasan piker and his chair The chair is imbued with hasan's soul and tricks people into consuming fecal tier content beware the dark lord hasauron Nice That could be a whole cartoon Unless you can get him to do the live action one The twitch arc is to beat his beat to beat mg rising plot Um, I'm sure there's similarities with what we went through and things that happen Nell gear there's always relevant quotes in that series, okay? I'm not dead. I've been here the whole time good. I'm glad you're not dead Yeah Is because most white gnats are also objectivist white gnats White nationalists Oh, are they is that what that means? I have my best guess as well. They seem to be I don't I don't know how they would be objectivists. I feel like I don't see how that would be the case either I don't understand that way. Yeah, I legitimately don't see how that works It seems that they'd be like racial collectivists or at least they would They discriminate Objectivists reject alternative notions of rights such as positive rights, collective rights or animal rights How in the world could they be objectivists then? Isn't like the whole idea of trying to preserve like an ethno-state or something that you're appealing to some sort of collective Like utility isn't that what they all isn't Rights that are based off of whatever race it is Some a general group that has been chosen for whatever reason to be of some sort of collective value And then Sam writes me at all It seems to me the only thing that Because white nationalist in and of itself is just that they think that there should be an ethno-state for whites And then it's at that point you could have many different flavors of white nationalists I suppose but that seems to be the only thing that really would tie them together That's an attempt at me around rent. I don't know. I just looked up objectivism There was a part in Wikipedia and it's got atlas shrug statue on there um Because from like because as for what I remember from iron rand and objectivism is it's a super It's a super focus on individualism Uh and people not taking your shit But that's just that's kind of all I really like a video isn't exactly unbiased I don't know that anybody is when it comes to any of these subjects Where's your unbiased source for describing a political position? Senator Hassan strong imagine a world free of censorship a world where I can play a video for an entire stream Jaden Xie I was wrong about you. You're not greedy.  I agree Yeah, I've had trips to the loo like that Hassan is a male twitch thought And the thing about that Thought is it's really profitable until it isn't because all your viewers find someone else because haan doesn't add anything He's still going strong for now. We'll see what happens. I suppose Who knows Hey boyos, I got my molar plush. I'm gonna be in and out of this one. I'm watching 152 I'm catching you up. I'm good to see mula with 100k love Oh, I thought it would be like love comma and then it just says love No love can be neat Fact of the day number one in australia rainbows are actually colorful giant snakes Really? No, that's just the rain bar seven story Huh The dream time story. Yeah dream time Yeah, it's like I have no idea, but that's not for me to decide is it All right back to the day two Yeah, what's the fact siphon fours are multiple individuals fused together working as one Wait, what sorry could you say that again? Siphon fours are multiple individuals working together. Oh siphon of course Oh, yeah, those are those things that we saw under the water that glow neat I don't know that that's about australia though. That's just uh facts Well, it was described as fact of the day All right of the day. Okay, right I see Well, everything's about australia fringy Okay Base with steam from nose I I'm familiar with I guess that's uh emote is it? Yes.   Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. Don't even have time to use it. Yep. Go ahead Okay, the sad truth is that hasan is not peculiar All normies react emotionally instead of thinking critically. They do not seek truth. They rationalize Hey, I think the average person is smaller than hasan there. I said it Yeah All right, I didn't get any pushback either. This is this is the most truest thing that's ever been said um Welsh voice You steal the fruits of the working class I spend months to make a four-hour video on the space wizards movie.  I swear hasan's about to scream out look here. I look listen That'd be great Stay strong long men and mourning from the land down under also g'day fringu Hey, hi rags G'day I lost my retirement fund in the great devaluing of pooch points Oh No, no I think we we we prevented that from happening. Bye. Bye. Bye I did I did I did warn the raggleton about the In influx of a million pooch point rewards and I think we stopped it before it happened this person Yeah, I don't know what's up with this person. I think they might have been I don't know. Maybe someone bamboozled them into some unsavory investment or I don't know what happened the 10 points are strong economy is still strong 10 Poop point pooch points is a lot The the million reward was was just a little meme. Okay, it wasn't it didn't actually go out It's just a little meme to make sure you're paying attention. Absolutely. Anyone would know that that never existed Pooch points are still going strong Jesus christ, Hassan can't hold more than one thought in his mind at a time He reads the first thing that makes him angry and ignores the rest that gives context to the points He's trying to respond to absolute tool Uh, there's just no good way to Sort of review his his approach to criticism You can't like there's barely anything to pull out of there that could be considered a plus Yeah, everything he says is wrong and based in Him going shut up Yeah, I'm banning you For either a week or forever and then the audience that you thought we have I don't know. You had a sense of community with mock you and on your way out um My idea drawing I think maybe they oh my idea. I guess drawing the dollar meat man was his He's a lovecraftian monster pretending to be human, but the only reference was racist chinese cartoons also hut cream Oh, that was the idea behind the drawing Yeah, because like the fact that it was chinese owned I guess you want to try and be like well, it's a chinese owned hideous monster and you can end up accidentally drawing something Very offensive Um, hasan had been smoking that windows 95 poota hyphrin Oh, that's pretty high to me. Yeah, I think so Hey, hey, son smoking something Oh His son has an out of shape hamster running on that wheel at his head. I think it died a long time ago He's just Um, also we are at Four hours and 23 minutes, but we're kind of 23 minutes over what I'm trying to make our um our catch ups go to these days Wow Mahler hates tradition the problem is just we haven't gotten through all the hasan ifap ones yet And we definitely haven't gotten through today's ones Um, well what we can do is I mean, we could do an offline one later or I just know that I'm super tired. I've had a rough sleep and tism today I mean, well, we're still we've answered more than have come in so we're still progressing. Oh, that's good and you know, I Such a weird thing because it's like I think that we we had some really fun discussions today And a lot of them came from superchast and so this is just kind of the way it works. Um We will Uh, continue to chip away, but we're probably going to stop here More speed run it see That's the funny thing. I could do that. I could just be like, all right rags friends I just don't reply to any of these I'm going to read them all out in a big row and then go Thank you at the end, but like we want to Engage want to be like, oh you talked about fish. Let's talk about fish You guys like talking about fish, don't you? I enjoyed the discussions on fish It is something that I find very appealing to my sensibilities I wish that I engaged in such discussions more often than I do currently Or you could do an offline one like rags said. Well, um, what makes you think we aren't already doing that? We could have many that are just Greer and to be released But uh, yeah I will Um, grab the ones up for today and just put them at the end of cashing up with the hasam one so that next week can probably do that Uh Put together it'll just be like a part two um Yeah, we're uh, we're getting there. We did take a chunk out. Um so the pose Um, we will simply say, uh, goodbye and good night to all the friendly people at home Good night, everybody. Thanks for showing up and listening to our super chats and And you know, just hanging around Keeping us company being being there doing what you do over there as you scroll. Um, sorry I did not imply that iron ran was a non-suit.  I don't even know that much about her calm down Yeah Fringy implied jewish iron ran was a secret nazi. How in the world did you get that from what fringy said? Yeah, like what the hell If if fringy had said or implied that Okay, all he said is that you didn't want to give her a remtromp, dude No, I apologize Legitimately, what did he say that even would have I have no clue how they got that from what you said Like I said, I know enough and I know rags knows enough that if you would implied that we both would have been like No, I don't think so. That's the no I mean, especially considering the ox that we just had That's gonna be happening. Oh, come on. You fapp a well-known for randomly calling people nazis That's what I heard Well, yeah, that's the other thing is he just read shit from wikipedia is like explicitly not exactly what he thinks Um, no, I think the only time I mentioned it was I saw the atlas shrug statue on the wikipedia article Well, yeah, I assume everyone already knew that objectivism is tied to iron ran, but like the isn't she like the progenitor of it? I think she uh, think I think sorry She's if if she was building off of some previous political thing she certainly Turned it into something that and she's known for it So maybe it was something different and then she took that and then changed it and built upon it and turned it into something else And that sort of became her thing um I don't know. I think Leonard payoff made a book about her objectivism and everything like that, but I'm I'm just not I've read Four of her books. I read the fountain head and atlas shrugged we the living anthem I think that's all the ones that I've read of her But I I don't I don't think that I played a game bio shock Game Um, but okay, so to continue for what we were just talking about Bye Thank you so much. Bye. Bye everyone. Hang it out. You guys have a good night. Thanks donations and uh keepers company We'll see you on saturday for the multimedia medley a whole bunch Bye bye bye bye bye toodaloo Teevely


Item Number – SCP-395 Object Class – Euclid Special Containment Procedures – SCP-395 is to be kept in the center of a locked room at least 10 meters wide. No female personnel are to be allowed into SCP-395's room under any circumstances. The room is to be guarded by two male personnel at all times. Any unusual behavior should be reported immediately. Any independent movement on the part of SCP-395 should likewise be reported. SCP-395 is to be fed one liter of a half and half mixture of blood and milk, both taken from the same individual, once a week. Failing to follow a regular feeding schedule will cause SCP-395 to increase its range, at a rate of 10 meters per day without food. If it has not been fed for more than one week past its expected time, it will begin to... Description – SCP-395 is a human fetus, approximately 7 months into its development, contained in a specimen jar. The jar is filled with a standard formaldehyde solution, with traces of blood. When a female human comes within 5 meters of the jar, SCP-395 is able to telepathically influence her. At that point, the subject will feel a need to remove SCP-395 from its jar, and allow it to feed in the normal manner. All women, regardless of age or medical status, will lactate under this telepathic inducement. Once the milk has been exhausted, SCP-395 will continue to feed, drawing blood and gnawing flesh from the subject. The subject apparently feels satisfaction throughout this process, only understanding what has actually happened when SCP-395 is sated and releases its control. SCP-395 was taken from a traveling freak show, whose owner had been using it to control women for his own personal use. It was discovered when police tracked the bodies of his victims back to him. One of the arresting officers fell under SCP-395's control, and killed her partner when he attempted to stop her from removing it from its jar. Information agents caught the report from the follow-up investigation, and acquired SCP-395. Interrogation of SCP-395's owner revealed little. He had acquired it along with the rest of the show from the previous owner's estate. Documentation included with the estate indicated that SCP-395 had been purchased from a teaching hospital in the early 1900s. No information regarding the parents was included. Information by male personnel shows no detectable life signs while SCP-395 is inside the formaldehyde solution in its jar.  Lesson complete. If you missed the previous orientation, go watch SCP-394, Ear Candles, right now. Or for the complete course. Watch this playlist.


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Nigerians have commended President Bola Tinnabu for changing the nation's security architecture by appointing new services to tackle the current insecurity challenge, mandatory and terrorism confrontant the country. They said the sovereign heads of paristatals, ministries and departments is key in covering corruption and promotion of good governance for growth and development of the nation. The director general of confrederation of all APC support groups, engineer Kalaini Mohammed, who stated this in Kaduna State, said tackling insecurity and fighting corruption in Nigeria needs a proactive approach and sincerity of purpose above personal interests. Mr President has done so far. I think we need to give him kudos, removal of all our service chiefs. What CISA could not do, he has done it. Removing the service chiefs at Tinnabu came at the right time, unlike the last administration that took over one year before even making appointments. Resolved the bores of paristatals, ministries and agencies. One Nigeria, as I kept saying, to be greater even in the quantity of nations. With this man, if we give him the support, Nigeria will be a heaven. Kalaini called on the government to intensify effort on the investigation against the Central Bank governor, Gautam Mayfily, and extended to San Ucilamidu and other public office orders who have looted the nation's faults for personal gains. Calling on Mr President not to listen to him. We want this investigation extended to his tenure as the governor of CPN. Because what we had, when Mayfily was arrested, he was calling more than ten times that he should be released. And that we don't know what face he has. And then Mayfily is his boy. All those monies that he stole, we need those monies for Mr President to use to uplift this country. We want prosperity, development of our economy. We want our children to get jobs. We want all our industry to be revamped.  Find out more about fresh news updates.