Just don't know what to do. Yeah, you think you.  That's true, they are. It's it's an important thing that we have to they can use slides. Yeah, two out of three of pandas will stop at the bottom and try to get back up. But they made it down that far. I was going to say, is it really that talented to just slip down a slide? I don't think. You know, it's not so well, they had to get up to the top of the slide. There's a wooden slice. They're going to get splinters eventually. Like how can you think it would be able to climb this with ease, but not quite? Oh, that's embarrassing. But she's just comparing it to, like, apex predators. It's yeah. And it's like, it's not fair. Like, how is no animal eating all of these creatures yet? Not as much as I wouldn't want that to happen, because they're hilarious. You know, why does it seem like something should evolve? To eat them? I always because they're protected by China. Yeah, they're so crazy protected. China. Well, we nearly ran out of them, right? It came really close, you know, in the millions of years of panda history before that, how did these creatures survive? There was loads of them. That's probably why. I can't believe they're like in the bear family, right? Yeah, hand is actually no. Are you sure? They used to say that they're not actually related to raccoons at one time. Yeah, I thought they were raccoons. You know, I guess they're bears, too. They're like bears and raccoons. They're like hyenas. Our raccoons are kind of bad if I'm. I don't I mean, have you ever seen a red panda? Have you ever seen a red panda before?  That's true. They are not the right now. Red pandas are in the raccoon's trying to kill itself. I just it's just funny because you like a grizzly bear compared to a panda sort of thing. It's like, oh, you guys, like genetics wise, you guys didn't do too well. They don't even seem to walk properly. Are these all like young pandas or something? Are these you can tell by the way, they're much smaller than other pandas. I don't know. Big pandas could be a whole different species, Jay.  They probably it's only alive because they're cute, right? The whole this will be the whole e-fap. It's a panda review. OK, lady, where's your blue shoes? Well, I mean, there's a lot of animals that are alive that suck, right? So like humans and the panda happen to be favored over the last five thousand years by the Chinese. They probably have maybe they were less docile, but they just got lazy because they just gave them bamboo and hand rubs. I think the I think that the Chinaman is keeping the panda alive as a species. Maybe the only show is Chinaman's name was actually keeping. Keeping. They make the such a super panda. Pandas. What what if what if the violent, aggressive, strong pandas are just something we haven't seen yet? They come in. Well, they're out there in the wild, mauling. They're actual bigfoot. No survivors. And they're amazing at camo. Like they have advanced technology. Yeah, they live in Oreo factories, so you can't see them. And the whole purpose behind all the whole purpose behind this is that they're trying to trick us into thinking they're defenseless. Well, yeah, them and the dolphins.  And then you get up close and just kidding. I really am retarded, though. The best camouflage is telling people you're retarded. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, enough about pandas. Welcome to the EFAP 31. As you can see, Ben, we have amazing intros where it makes no sense at all. And we don't even have like any kind of connection to the previous one. We just run along. I think it's much more impressive than having some kind of, you know, ways to actually connect all of the episodes in a consistent way. Panda. I think also. Panda intro. I think the guests don't the guests would never think that this was the actual intro. So they'll just open up and say crazy stuff like I was doing. I don't know how much of that I made it to air, but I'm like, I thought this was just fooling around. Now I feel like I have to go back and check it. I didn't say the ending. While talking about pandas, like, yeah, that pops up. Shit. Shit. But yes, our guests today are Ben and Billy from the Drunken Peasants podcast. How are you both doing today? Doing wonderful. Doing good. We're it's a nice little crossover, which we'll hopefully do like a part two of on the other end someday. It's it's been a while because you guys have been on the potential guest list for a long time. It's just that our guest list is annoying because we do this show like once per week. You have a guest list, though. Yes, it's real. You have a guest list. If I keep saying that, people will believe it, right? Yeah, we we. But yeah, it's great to get this this little join up. Wolf wanted to be here. Unfortunately, he's he's very busy with with with a family matter that hopefully will will be able to draw him back here before the show ends. But in his place, we have I'm sorry. Sorry, guys, but we have Jay kicking up the slack, if you will. I'm the I'm not a guest. I'm the boss of if I thought we established this previously. I don't know. Sometimes the law contradicts. Maybe we're just waiting for someone to say you're also the janitor of EFAP. And then that becomes it's like, have you seen undercover boss? I have it's like it's like that. But in reverse, I'm actually the janitor, but I'm posing as if I'm in charge, you reveal it and you're like, I'm disappointed how you've treated the guest. We're like, OK, she's nothing changes. But that went well. This video is sponsored by Tencent, which is why we have opened up with Panda videos and compliment complimenting the Chinaman on their conservation efforts. That's actually reminding me. Have we talked about the fact that Borderlands 3 is now exclusive to Epic? I don't think that happened between EFAPs, right? That's not it. That's not a good thing for anybody who's confused about that because this seems apparently Joseph Anderson defended Epic Store, by the way.  I do, you can say that. The would he said something like you wouldn't complain if a certain clothes shop had a specific line of clothing compared to any other or any compared to like certain technology being only available in certain stores. And Fringy was going nuts with it, as you can imagine. Because I keep telling him to make a video on it.  And he's just like, I might do. And I was like, I've got to keep pushing him guys. But yeah, he was like, you know, like the important thing to remember is something like if Sony make a game and they also have a console, it's not exactly immoral for them to just place it on their console. It would make the most sense ever. But you have a company who's actively bribing other companies to go from being an open off other places.   There's no reviews on it. It's got basically no features. Tell of that. Yeah, it's it's not cool. And yeah, they take in board lines through which is testing a lot of people's resolve now. Well, they say I'm just not going to play it when it comes to the steam. Well, see, you say that casually rags, but you're a very principled man. A lot of people are like, well, it's bad, but it's borderlands. We've got to buy it. How does anyone else feel about this? Is the Borderlands one remaster going to be on steam? Oh, I guess we'll find out. Or just because I would play the Borderlands one remaster. If it was on epic. It was on steam. No, yeah, I'm saying that like there are people who agree with the fact that it's a horrible practice, but they will still support. I say support epic. They'll still buy Borderlands three on epic, which is, you know, I think Boogie's one of them. He said that he's come out against it fully, but he's like, yeah, but I'm a Borderlands fanboy. So I'm getting it. And it's like, because Boogie doesn't have any principles. I mean Boogie's Boogie is like a reed and he sways in the wind. He is not like a rock. He is not like a mountain. He's evolved. He is like a river. He just goes with the flow.  I Boogie is Boogie is 2024 Acasio Cortez Superman. What do you guys reckon on should be if you condemn like the actions of like a store and stuff for that degree? Should you buy anything on it or should you just leave it?   I'm assuming I mean, that's still part of the practice, right? The every time I go, I'm disappointed. Like I haven't seen Aquaman on a larger scale. I feel that way about Amazon. Like I think Amazon in many ways is a terrible company. By the way, they treat their employees and by the way, they've they've messed up like even the city we live in in some ways. So but I still shop. I still shop through Amazon all the time. They're just so effective. Yeah. They all I'm not an Amazon fan boy either. I like. Yeah, no, I think that makes sense to a degree. So the Amazon is like what is even the competition to Amazon? Nothing. I mean, there used to be Walmart that used to be like the number one retail giant in America and now it's easily Amazon and it's it's just crazy how how big they are on internet trend. And yeah, yeah. Amazon doesn't even want to just be the best at what they do. They want to start taking over everything else. Everybody else does and also be the best. Yeah, I mean they were just a bookstore stores now only. Oh, yeah, we have them here because the world headquarters of Amazon is right here in the area that we live in. And yeah, there's if you can just go into the store and pick up what you want and leave without checking out and it'll just bill your Amazon account. They actually have to. I thought that was still just a concept. I'm they have a store in Seattle. Yeah, the Linus Tech Tips has a video going through it. It's actually kind of like it's it's it's like cyberpunk university sort of thing. It's like, oh my God, a world where you walk in take stuff and walk out and it's all charged to a card. Yeah, you don't even have to scan the card. It's a count thing.  That's just the future. The honor system. They also have a banana stand here in Seattle that you can go to. You can be homeless. You can don't have to work there.  So that's that's that's their contribution to not being evil. They're like, well, just give away bananas. They probably have a panda preservation thing as well. Oh, man. Oh, China. I heard it's taken back their pandas from the San Diego Zoo soon because China owns basically all the pandas. That's what I heard. Yeah, I heard they're going to monopolize pandas now. Wow. Well, no, China has the monopoly. I think there's one, maybe one panda that may or may not be alive now that isn't China owned because they actually gifted it back in the day, but they they only get they put them out on lease or China or alone. Yeah, I wouldn't say that. We're going to get our pandas taken away.  You're going to get copies. They're useless animals anyway. How do you guys think if we get our pandas, if you get our pandas taken away, the average intelligence of animals in any other country will go up. Oh, like they make like rats can sniff out landmines. What do pandas do?  They can fall over. That's really useful. They are funny.  So we might be overgrown with bamboo. Bamboo might attack. They do the terribly important job of making other animals feel good about themselves by comparison.  So you've got a cockroach there going, Oh, everyone hates me, but I'm not a panda. That's how evolved pandas are. They're not retarded. They just they just know sex is boring. Their pandas going their own way. Maybe the hyper evolves and that's where we're all headed. Sex is. Yeah, it's weird how the Chinese that have an extremely huge population can't figure out how to repopulate the world with pandas. Just saying. Maybe they want to control the flow of panda. They don't want to have. Yeah, they don't want to saturate the panda market because I don't want to go down on each individual pan. It's down because we unveiled their conspiracy. Oh, that's not good. I'm sure they have that in stream. Yeah, people are saying that in the chat.  Yeah, hopefully it's resumed. Sorry, guys. Pandas are great. Yeah, pandas are the best. And China's the best. Amazing. China's the best. I love good old China pandas. We wish to attract our earlier statements about the great country of China and their panda population. I love the people's Republic of China. I was trying to mention that we went offline and then we all came back. We all were like very clearly different people with very strong Chinese accent. I know we're the same. We're the same people that we always were. Nothing's changed. Red panda good. So anyway, I think how would I ask, but I was like, has anyone here seen the the new Joker trailer for the Joker movie? Yes. Oh, yeah. I have not. Well, okay. So like a quick primer is it looks to be a guy in a relatively normal life who's getting more and more sort of depressed and angry with how everything's going. He has. It looks like he gets a job as a like an advertiser. Yeah, as a clown and then he gets like beaten up at one point and the way it seems to go is that he might get revenge on society or something like that. Have you heard that the film is pissing people off? I think I've seen something about this. Is it the the idea that it's glorifying egotistic like the complaint is that it's trying to provide an empathetic origin to a white serial killer slash person who revolts against society and hurts people. Yeah, there we go. And so they're like, you should do that. Our society and obviously like, you know, not like science, but a lot of it seems to be like hardcore left siding people who are very angry at the movie's trailer for being like, oh great, a movie about a white guy who hates society.  They didn't want to be in same. I think that I think that's obvious, right?  That's that's that's what the narrative is. We won. We won every single person in Germany. The second Nazism. Yeah, we're evil automatically.    How about that? The interesting thing I found was like, you know, ages ago when I was a kid, I remember an article came out that two kids had killed a selection of people and they said that they'd got inspired by doom. And so there was like this whole conversation as you guys are all probably aware once upon a time. There's like video games too violent for society. They're causing I was just like that came mainly from the right right for memory at the time it was like the other like the conservative religious right. Yeah. There was also there was also like tipper gore on the left that was really advocating for that kind of stuff too and and labeling inappropriate music too. Like she gave us the labels. Satanic panic. I like Manson films and dragons and rock and roll. It's sitting like a little influence and stuff. Yeah, it's just I thought we were past this back then just goes to show you don't judge a side by its crazies. Yes, back then we weren't so radical in terms of I mean we were more we were more conservative generally and religious as a society. And so that got a lot of people primed against weird stuff like that and it's generally viewed as a very right wing conservative thing back then that was done and now it's like completely flip the people who wanted sensor and the platform and ban everything. It's coming from the left. We're living to see it all everybody. I just that's my reaction. I was just like I thought we had this conversation ages ago like I thought we were done with this like Yeah, but this time we're right. You kind of have to abandon the decency argument when you're president like wins the the week after he says he grabs people by the pussy. He never said a few other pussy. He didn't I'm pretty sure he said, you know, he said you can now he said women.  I mean, okay. Distinction. He still said grab them by the pussy, right? Yeah. Yeah. When how many was this 1113 15 years ago? I mean, I just I'm just saying that the week before he was elected, it came out so you can't really be like we're the we're the decency party when you're Oh, you know, the funniest thing you know, the funniest thing about that was is there, you know, there was him and the guy he was talking to Billy Bush, who strangely enough is also the cousin of George W. Bush, the former president. After that video came out, Donald Trump got elected president and now Billy Bush can't find a job to save his life. Kind of funny how that works for Billy Bush. Should have grabbed more busies on a highlight. Yeah, Wolf just joined the profile Hitler. Who is this wolf you talk of? Well, you're back now. I thought you were going to take way longer back when I don't know. What are you talking about? Are you actually your your your German has a twinge of Russian in it? I cannot to do it. Show me your papers. Yeah, maybe I should have gone with Stalin. Maybe I'll do that. All right. Stalin and Google images. We is this happening? Is it a six man e-fab? I'm challenged accepting this like I'm currently a six man e-fab. We can do elimination chamber. Stalin smiling. Also, he was a six person e-fab. Um, I have to ask a question real quick. This is a very important one. It's about learning spray shots. No, it is I want to know who thought it was good idea to replace me with this J. Um, everyone thought that he paid me. No, I actually had nobody thought that nobody thought I'm the boss of e-fab. So I just got to make these decisions. You have not watched 90% of movie in existence. You couldn't be anyone's 90% of the movies in existence. That's actually true.  To be fair.  That's what I'm saying. You probably haven't watched 90% 10% of movies. You haven't watched like 99.6%. I know.  Why don't you tell Wolf what you think of Thor Ragnarok? Oh, I thought it was hilarious. I loved it. Okay. No, you're supposed to. No fight. Get angry. No. You're changing your avatar too fast. Try again later. So. Oh, we're talking about. Okay. So I'm stuck is stuck. I am trapped. Billy, what did you think of Thor Ragnarok? I was great. Ben, what do you think? I liked it. I'm sorry.  Sorry. I didn't I didn't find any of the jokes funny at all. Oh, really? Well, you're wrong. I did. You have like a tinge of the tism. There must be like one or two. He found funny like what terrible taste. I found the the one at the beginning where Thor goes back to Asgard and Loki is posing as Odin and he sees Thor.  I thought that was kind of like I got a chuckle out of me. Oh, it's all it's all good. Like I'm sorry that I didn't laugh at any jokes aside from that one. It does make you evil, but I will forgive you. Like I have no one to apologize to but yourself. Jake, you have. Hey, excuse me. I know exactly what I'm doing. You watched the first Lord of the Rings film and then didn't watch the sequels.  Do you understand how bad of a person you are? Does it make you feel better to know that I did look up some cinder in? What? Even Wolf doesn't know. I looked up some Elvish in the meantime between films because I thought it was interesting. And then I learned some and I remembered it for 10 minutes and now I've forgotten it again. Well, time well spent. Wait, so is it just another name for Elvish? Is that the deal? Well, there's like different kinds of Elvish is what is what I learned. Elvish is like a slur word. It's like calling them Negroes. Yeah, it's like that's the whole species. Obviously, it's more than one language for a species. That's what I learned. That's like, you know, like, no, there's only human now. Oh, tree grows as well. I should. Those are the ends. That's an Elvish slur. I was just describing what a tree does. You're going to get on Treebeard's nerves if you do that. Treebeard's nerves. Yeah, man. You wouldn't know who that is. You never watched the second movie. Actually, I do know who that is because I think it's a ridiculous name for a character. How does that even know? Your name is Jay. Your name is a letter. Actually, it's three. It just sounds like a letter.  I got a lot of that through school. Really? I was about to bring up how silly my last name is as well. And remember, I'm not sharing that because Hi, Eric. Thanks for being so good. Thanks to me. I guess I was about to. Why did people not like you in high school?  I remember when my class in like your five discovered the word gay lord, everyone was saying it about each other for ages. They found it absolutely hilarious. They're like, Yeah, cause only one person could be the Lord of the Gays.  If you're going to watch the Lord of the Gays, you've got to watch the extended editions. You only watch the first Lord of the Gays though. Yeah, but I'm going to watch the second Lord of the Gays pretty soon. Also, yeah, we need to keep this going. Ben, Billy, can you condemn him for doing that? By the way, he only watched the first Lord of the Rings. The Lord of the Gays is it still has Frodo in it? I haven't yet. You should at least watch. Oh my God. Are you about to say this? I haven't seen the third Hobbit movie. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Okay. Okay. I fell asleep during the Hobbit movies. That's fine. Yeah, I just make sure that I'm not committing some sort of crime. You don't have to. I would recommend you don't watch the Hobbit movies at all. Yeah, I kind of want to, but I don't. I can't just only watch the Lord of the Rings. Did you at least watch the Lord of the Rings? Oh, yeah, I've never done like an extended marathon where you watch all of them back to back. I've never done that. But we can figure out how many night for all of them. I like them all, but Return of the King, man. It just dragged like the ending dragged on forever. Yeah, you need to have 48 endings. If you're going to have a movie that long, right? Yeah, it's hard to make a three hour film with that many main characters and get them all in. I can smell Wolf is burning right now. He's like, yeah. This is over. I might watch Mortal Legends. No, everyone. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. Hey, you know, Hugo Weaving is in Mortal Legends and he was also Elrond in Lord of the Rings. There you go. I didn't know that. Elrond Hubbard? Quite a sad thing. I guess he was married. So he's more like Elrond husband. So anyway, we have a running sort of bet on eFap because we're not huge. Wait, this is going to be weird because Billy really likes, but we haven't like put anything in. You can bet that you're right with with what? What are my weight?  Yes, my integrity. Mm-hmm. If you're wrong about this, there's nothing that'll do more damage to anyone's career. Minus three integrity points. This will be weird because Billy really likes the last Jedi, but I'll ask the question anyway. Who do you think will be the most inconsistently written character of episode nine, which this might work because I don't know how Billy feels about JJ's writing.  But yeah, any take on this. You want the current top voted characters of Finn Poe and Luke, but even Appabend went with R2-D2. So, you know, you never know who you might go for. But yes, the winners win all of the dignity and respect. That's how this works. What do you think? And you can't choose Kylo. I think you can't choose Kylo. Yeah, you can't choose Kylo or Lando because we expect those two to be the worst. I think we put that we put the Lando rule in after solo. We forgot that he was going to be in it.  Oh, yeah, you're right.  So we've decided to disqualify him. So yeah, any takes? I want to change my vote quickly. No, I'm sorry, you're not allowed to do that. No, well, you can't just change your vote. So you're saying in episode nine, which character will change drastically compared to how they were presented in the first two to rephrase it? Which one do you think will be like the poor, the poorest, the poorest, the poorest, the poorest written. And you can use any justification you want, really. Well, I know we said inconsistent. We did, but, you know, most that's kind of without being pulling the most inconsistent with what K with what the characters were before. And yeah, you obviously we can't know. It's just what do you think? Billy, I wonder if they'll get a good performance out of Leia. She's dead. That'll be in pretty. Yeah, but they still have her footage that she's going to be. Yeah, they have they have her in it. Like they've said that they've they they've pieced together if they filmed of her and they're going to have her in. So like, does that count? Like if you're using it? Yeah, it's almost like it's almost like a Star Wars weakened at Bernie's crossover at that point. Yeah.  There's playing in the background.  I don't know. I feel like Poe Dameron is carbon copy like solo character. You know, he's just got the he's the cool leader or whatever.   Do you go with that? I don't think they'll go that far. I think I think Finn, I don't I don't know with Finn. He's kind of like the cut character anyways. I thought it was super cool like on solo. No, Poe Poe Poe is the solo. Yeah. Oh, and Finn is the sort of yeah. Yeah, Finn is like Finn Finn is there right now just to like be a diversion for Ray. So these things that they have this special connection, but we all know that Ray and Kylo we're going to bang all the male characters are kind of cocks. Not not Kylo. He's just angry white male now. He gets beat the he gets say he has to get saved by Ray and Ray beats him in the first one. That's true. He's literally isn't he literally a school shooter? Isn't that what he did to school stop? He's a slasher. He was before TFA and TLJ. You know, we didn't get to see that in in in present time. So that's his. Yeah, Kylo. Someone in the check called him Cucklo Ben. Cucklo Ben. Damn. What do you reckon, Ben? Oh, man, I want to say Finn too. He's almost Finn kind of destroyed the way I saw storm troopers too. Like I never just the entire concept of him kind of ruins what a storm troopers are lame now, which I think that I think they're not lame. I think that he obviously has some force sensitivity. So he was able to break out of the my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't he the only of the lightsaber yet? That's what I was going to say. He's the object that you can pick up. You can pick it up and press the button. At least for sensitivity.  Remember, everyone you have it's it's within us all. The little kid with the broom at the end of last Jedi. That was a metaphor for the the Jedi's and the Sith have been hoarding the force this entire time for themselves and it could have been all of ours. What how would they hold the force though? They're keeping their just like they're because they make it up in their own homes and they're not letting it get out of their house. No, no, they make it a myth and people don't believe in it. So they don't try and everyone's words is a myth. Everyone has everyone has access to my force. It's my force, but nobody believes in it. Yeah, but that doesn't make sense because it was just 30 years ago that Luke Skywalker saved the galaxy and Darth Vader was the second in command of the evil Glock to Empire. Yeah, but the Jedi still made people believe that there was it was very rare to be able to use force at home and your to me or whatever. But it's a little sister's rare, I believe in it.  This is all the way, wait, wait. Is like but what about in the prequels where they had like a whole system predicated on the fact that the force did exist? Yeah, but you had to be within the Jedi to even know about it. You know that there was there were not at all. I'm sure there was a Wikipedia. That's not true at all. You had to know about them before there was a Jedi temple isn't like there's a massive building at the Jedi temple.  So they indoctrinated children and made the children think they had to come in at a very early age to become Jedi. But that wasn't true because no, because Anakin came in as a little grown boy. What happened to him? He started. It's because he was left.  Yeah. He explained to me and why gone was Michael Jackson? Billy explained to me how important it necessary to Jackson with Kelly Culkin had a thing. Oh yeah, they don't do it to me. Billy has this an insane theory about why the the the like weird milking happened in the last Star Wars go for it and why go for it. Is there an insane theory? Well, okay, tell me what you always tell me about it. Because he's a pacifist. He has to use his powers to do pacifism things. But he's like running around doing the old. He's doing the old farm boy thing. He has powers. He cut himself off. He still has his powers. He just doesn't do that. Use them for war. So he goes and makes them so far from the force using his powers.  This is what he does. He's a farm boy now. He's like milk rape is sweet. It's not rape. I mean, any any sort of are you vegan? Is that the thing? Because I think that I think it was clearly consensual. If that cow didn't. Yeah, I drink soy milk. Yeah, I drink. I just drink soy milk, man. You ever try to milk a soybean? There's something else. There's something else you always tell me though. It goes back to some other milk that he had or something. Yeah, it's for fanboys to throw back the blue milk on the farm. But this whole scene is him going back to be in the farm boy, Luke, he's no longer the young warrior that was swayed by the dark side and the light side. You know, so you're telling me that those those those elephant things with the tit ball sacks were just lounging around tattooing to know they weren't. There was obviously different animal because this milk was green, not blue. It has to be different. Lucas, forget that in the so the green milk was a throw back to the blue milk. The green milk was a throwback to the farmer boy. Yeah, I mean, green is a color and so it's blue. Yeah, but white is a color too. Well, yeah, but not everything's going to be white and green in space, right? And the next trilogy that's going to be red milk. Not everything is red milk. We'll cut them in half and drink their blood and he's going to call there is like there is pink milk, right? Have bad connotations. I think he should have sucked it directly from the boob. I think milk is actually pink. This was a sea cow that eats a lot of algae. So that's why the milk was green and yet he sailed it all over his beard. I was like, what are you doing? Like, I think I think that's just what he wanted to happen. Yeah. It made me uncomfortable. He's a manly man. He uses his beard. I was uncomfortable. Yeah. Who needs a milk mustache when you could have a milk bukkake? Yeah, I was going to say with those votes, Finn is once again the top forward one. You joining me on that, though. I actually think Finn will be the most inconsistent as well. And Jay, but Jay. I thought I was just a tweener, right? He's there to show that there's a third option. It's not light side, dark side. It's don't join. That's why he had DJ or whatever in the. Well, I thought that like Kylo was. Well, Kylo Kylo. Well, Finn's going to be the catalyst that gets everybody to realize that there's a third choice. Is it? I thought he joined the resistance hardcore in the second movie. Yeah. He joined that resistance pretty hardcore. He was going to die for that. Finn did. Yeah. But but he doesn't. He's he's still there's a third movie here. He starts. He starts. He starts as a little stormtrooper.  So it's it's it's an easy it's an easy fix. He's just going to be the savior young Finn and we're going to be like something you'd like though. Or I'm saying like, is he is that still your vote for most inconsistent?  Well, I mean, if it's the perfect world, if Finn was being competent, that would be kind of a swash in character.  I hope holder comes back as a force ghost. Oh, yeah, we need. Oh, God.  Has there been a pink force ghost yet? Oh, God. It's like if I could change my vote, I'd go for C3PO given the recent like potential leaks. No, with that gun. No, it's not confirmed. But like if I if I want to hedge my bets just like if that's true, yeah, he's going to be the most inconsistent. Yeah, but imagine we'll see through to that point. I don't know, but I kind of want to believe it almost. I mean, I would happily watch. He apologizes every time he obliterates a planet. Mark Hamill did say that was that didn't seem like a fan made poster. So if he said it's like, hmm. Yeah, but who knows? It looks like I found a poster, but it had clearly had leaks on it because it had the Knights of Ren on it. It wasn't just that it was the Knights of Ren. It was like a pose that I don't think any has been anywhere else. That's why it's like hmm. You know, they might have been in a book or something that came out maybe, maybe, but then surely someone would have dug that up and like where it came from. Hopefully anyway, someone's got images from somewhere that weren't available anywhere else. And I'm guessing that like and that same post they've shown C3PO with the bowcaster and the ammo belt. So I don't know. I want to, I want to think this. I want to think there's something in it. We had to account for Wolf. We are, we are bad men, bad. We insulted Willow in the last stream and a lot of people weren't happy about that. Well, I'm sorry that you guys like a movie. That's not good. They won the position is they want to hear actual arguments instead of just saying it's bad. And I have to watch it again. They brought the fact that we said it was like a clone of Lord the Rings. It is, but they're saying like it's a clone, but it did things differently. Is that somehow still bad? And I've actually said in the past that I don't actually too much mind clones if you do it well and change up enough stuff. If you copy a great story, you can still have a great story. So I suppose I should add some more substance to Willows. I actually did watch it because you're the one you're the one that watched it more recently. I watched it like three years ago and I was like, Oh, this is kind of garbage. Yeah. So like genuinely my position is I didn't realize I had to actually substantiates. I thought people hate not hated but knew it was bad like watching it. I was well, you know, George, you know, George Lucas has a midget fetish. Right. Oh, totally. Why not? Don't we know we brought up on the last dream, but he originally called the movie Munchkins. That's cause really midgets are the only kind of people that you can juggle in bed. Yeah, that's not true. Anorexics are pretty pretty wobbly snap. I saw Willow. I saw Willow in the theater when I was a kid and I liked it. Then I haven't watched it through adult eyes. Yeah, I liked it as a kid and then I rewatched it. I didn't know I was like 19 and I was like, Oh, this isn't as good as I remember it being at all. Mad Martigan is going to come haunt your dreams. Yeah. Val Kilmer's character was pretty badass. Yeah. A lot of people really like Mad Martin. That's fine. I don't think this, you know, that's not where I would aim my criticisms. There will be that everybody's hamming it up in that movie, which is just just, you know, like the woman that gets her baby taken in the beginning. I don't remember this, but she's like, you know, you will be stopped one day. It's the light. Yeah, that's okay. But we're a lot of movies. Just cheesy as hell back then. Totally. What I'd rather target is stuff like, do you remember the the evil evil sort of subordinate woman who like completely turns halfway through the movie to a good guy? Sorsha, her name is Sorsha. She, um, there's, funny enough, I found out there was a deleted scene that she was told that her father was killed, or at least captured by the evil witch and that that helps make her decide to be a good guy, but it's just cut from the movie. So she kind of becomes a good guy after Val Kilmer kisses her and tells her that he loves her and it's kind of just weird. And those, those two got married in real life, those two actors. They also got divorced. Yeah, yeah, truth. Um, and yes, it was really funny to watch her like, do you remember the scene of the castle where, uh, she's just watching him? They have like six reaction shots of her just falling in love with watching him fight. Yeah.  She's just like beyond in love. So yeah, she's like an extremely weak character.  Nell wins, I believe the race of whatever.  And they go back to the village. And I was like, man, that was, what about the little, uh, what about the little, uh, like fairy guys? They were like the comic. They were like, French midget fairy things, right? Oh, hello. How are you? There's the one scene literally that there's the scene where they had accents like that. And there's the one scene where they fell into the beer and they get all wasted. But no, I fell into the alcohol. Yep. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what funnily enough, you can find, I did a live stream with two of the guys watching it while commenting on like the pros and cons. The idea was that they made it black and white and zoomed in. So you can't, they didn't get copyright and mute it. Obviously. Well, we get the idea. So look for that and you'll be able to get like a live stream and the guy who set it up loves Willow. He said it was better than Lord of the Rings. So you'll be able to watch. Wow. You'll be able to watch me argue against that. Actually, to clarify, I think he said he loved it more. I'm not going to say he definitely said it's better. I can't remember exactly what he said. Point being Willow is a special movie. I can see why people like it, though. The nostalgia factor is came on the 88, didn't it? Well, you know, he can order a meal and everything about the meal is pretty bland, but there's like one ingredient in the meal that made the worthwhile, you know, like there's maybe like a really nice fresh truffle or something.  Yes. Yeah, got truffle sniffing pig. But I think that dwarves are kind of like that for movies, right? Like it could be a bad movie, but if there's a dwarf in it, it's automatically like whimsical and chill. So like that even includes like Danny DeVito. Like there's never been a bad movie. That is a good truffle. Yeah, he's a good truffle.  I forget his name. He's like, you realize that's a sleigh, right? Is it in the movie?  Oh, yeah. Peck. Yeah, racist. Yeah. Crap. Give me some water. Peck. Oh, God. I apologize to the Peck. The guy I was watching it with was about to refer to that that he was like, oh, wait, is that are we is that is that bad? Like, I don't know. Way 19, man. The fictional sleigh. I think you're fine. Or not. I don't know how it works. I don't know. Strict. Billy is a pig.  Billy's a big fan of dwarfs like yeah, time. Yeah, I got spanked by one in Las Vegas. Yeah, yeah. He went to this restaurant where if you don't finish your whole plate of food, they they bend you over and spank you like your waitress does and he picked the dwarf waitress. No, I didn't pick her. She picked me. I think she knew she has whimsical powers when you deliberately not eat the whole thing so that you could get that. Oh, yeah. Well, the thing is if you're over a certain weight, you get to eat for free anyways. So I just kept ordering until I was full. And then aren't there laws against assisted suicide or not that's funny because the other restaurant is called the heart attack grill. So I've heard about yeah.  And I don't know like I felt like I was there. I was mad Martin again. I felt like a guest. Yeah, it was quality. Yeah, I want to I want to show you guys this just quick. I've posted a link friend of mine really likes to Kiro and he's found a really funny review for it rags. We want to just want to just read it out quick.  All right. Zade Litz gave this a zero out of 10. He said this game is simply unplayable. It is not exactly hard just require a lot of skill form player such as and lame such to sell. It's the kind of like that game has gotten a bits of bobs of controversy controversy.  But that's fine. I've heard it's good. Barely anything else.   I got that even with when I was attacking DS to there's a huge portion of people that love that game. Oh yeah they cannot stand the idea that a from software game is just imperfect. Well there is a bit of the whole like you don't get it or you're not good enough or you you know. Yeah it's like if I say you know what this enemy's hitbox is kind of like it's sort of getting me and I not really think it's getting me because I'm looking at my footage again and they're like oh yeah we should you get it. That's gays fault. Yeah a lot of people want us to cover tonal to make a video about it. We have we can't just have tonal to every single episode okay guys this are you sure we don't know the greatest thing that has ever happened to this show tonal is the reason this show exists.  Did I explain that? But yeah two of the top comments on his video had tonal in it one of them is mine but I'm still very proud that we're make sure you download the video in case he takes that one down too. I mean I doubt he will but yeah sure I'll do that. Interestingly as well the the fact like you know how his fan base works it's like he tries to put out videos that hit the clickbait sort of thing so he doesn't he doesn't have much of a strong fan base it's every time he gets views it's from a bunch of new people like us talking about him I think is already getting people to keep an eye on him ironically if you know what I mean like he's got a fan base now that's strictly from eFap which I what I'm trying to say is like yes subscribe to tonal support tonal to keep having to make videos he's like one of our favorite contributors on this I like that people in the comments are actually starting to regularly call him tonal to yeah it's it's I eagerly await the day when I can type tonal to look into the YouTube search box and his channel will come up well let's let's give it a shot I wonder if you ever spoke like a video where he's addressing the total that's not like no not yet not yet yeah not yet we'll get other random things something that like call my interest that I thought it should be like just just magic so it's funny there was like this Twitter thread about how awful I am as a person obviously and the the thing that got brought up with the whole objectivity in art and how to talk about things object objectively and then they compared like they showed like a comment from someone who may or may not have been a fan of me or us or whatever but it was just something like something typical like you can feel however you want about it but objectively speaking it's poorly below and then they were like this is like a cult now and then someone else was like God I managed to avoid this cult for so long but it seems like it's getting bigger how did this happen and one of the comments was literally like a molar is one of the people who's popularized this new cult I was like what why do people keep well I was talking about reality a cult I didn't realize this was it's gotten that badly that people actually consider you know if that would have to be involved with it but like we looked at as a cult now really I mean I think we are a cult the cult of the toxic brood cult I accept being a cult it's I mean my discord has turned into a cult that happened Alexa no stop yeah I just she says yes master I don't know what to I'm fortunate I can't make a do that I will be quiet for you master like so many matter of time before we'll get that video to cover with people like unironically argue that we are a cult which will be interesting I searched for tonald and I found an interesting video called avengers is not a superhero movie that I really want to all is it yeah and fun enough the guy who made it linked me on Twitter and he was like I made this and he said it's a couple references to EFAP stuff in there I think oh I wanted to be real so oh yeah by the way I some people have noticed I managed to set up a very basic thing on OBS so that now whenever I remove the screen or add it looks really stylish instead of it being crap about that I noticed that isn't it cool I like it why am I looking at that and it's fine with the people talking oh wait what do you have the link for the wash together wolf oh I didn't I didn't click on it yet hold on I got it is like oh panda what's going on here what's he doing he's he's going around for violent stream to stay up so we can't really discuss it again yeah panda is best panda as pandas I sure do love all creatures from the world it's only been a few minutes but of course there's already there do at least one meme to show oh wait hold on why did we have to stop watching the pandas no reason at all I've had nothing to do with the people's Republic of China I love Tencent I'm glad they hit the force from the public like that was a good meme and also wait so the first thing I mean I felt like we should have covered it before but I've got there's three trailers and we can cover all three of them now cause wolves here as well as anyone heard of Tommy Wiseau's new movie the big shark I have why so why it looks incredible so yeah again control your volume on your end folks and I'll be pausing semi-regularly to avoid good old copyright I don't even I'm assuming Tommy Wiseau can we get Tommy on the show do you think do you think we can convince him I would love to but please try we're fucking people just to get Alex Jones that's probably not gonna exactly let's get Tommy and Alex Jones on the same show and just let them talk for five hours and we can just eat popcorn and listen maybe the aliens want to be our friend Alex Tommy that seems really interesting I just want him to say hello doggie to me this is a this is a film called the big shock and I think I'm gonna want to see this when it comes out oh I'm definitely see this me and my friend we're so excited to see this trailer it's like I want to go to the theater with wolf to go see it I want I went to watch the room and best friends in theaters with another friend because we're huge tell me why zoe fans and we lost our minds so we're wasn't that a two parter best friends yeah oh yeah it was okay it was amazing here we go do you get that on purpose don't be so mean to crack that's loud fucking sound effect that sounded like a punch from Ivan Drago in a in a Rocky movie right there yeah with like a higher pitch to it I guess yeah yeah this is this is intense see we got we got this whole amazing dramatic story going on apparently is a shock in this as well it's like Jesus how can they contain it a big shark who's that guy by the way is he any of the I don't know who this is but I'm interested to know I want to know if he's replaced by a different actor halfway through the movie just like what was what was his name they did with the glasses I can't remember his name you can't remember there's no fucking way I'm going to remember I should know this I feel like I need to whip out my copy of the disaster artist now figure this out what what the water and then suddenly it's how the fuck look at look at Tommy he's just smiling like this is totally normal is the entire place a bitch I'm sure they explained in the movie yeah this is cash you know the shock is going to be the main reason to come see this movie hello shark talk this is Tommy way so all the old guy that noise shark why is it so loud well that's how sharks hunt by making lots of noise I paid a lot of money for this I'll show it twice that CGI is so bad are you kidding are you kidding that's the best CGI I've ever seen in my life of the line yeah maybe in 2001 you'd be amazed how you're just a heritage has evolved that's going alive with shark milk and now you know what I want you know what I want Tommy wise though to do in one of his future movies I want him to write something that links to the old lady having breast cancer I want him to have a universe in the room and go up yeah oh yeah like it was his name Peter the dude at the glasses and then like in the last scene he just changes into a different person that was that's going to be set by prequel movie as well it's going to be a whole there's a whole plot while we need we need to watch the room oh yeah we could do that for a for our secret new project you know I've finished editing me you and rags is love the last thing we recorded if you remember should be coming all right it'll be fun do best friends as well yes yeah so next up is and this this game is pretty indeed nobody's really heard of it called doom that did pretty well here in there and they had a film adaption of it back in was it two thousand some families it was a while ago what was the no I had like Vin Diesel in it right the rock was it the rock rock it was 2005 how about that oh yeah so that movie I actually don't it's one of my like I like it is dumb but I like it and I totally get why everyone hates it because it's awful but they've decided to make another one and I'm guessing like I have no idea what's going on for like licenses or whatever or if this is some kind of because it's just we do it we're dealing with another extremely cheap movie for some reason that looks awful but it's like why can't doom dooms pretty popular like why wouldn't they I don't even like they're not even giving it to the people who made like resin evil you know the movies that are like pretty bad but still have a budget they have they're like enjoyable in a weird way but yeah we they're from the last yeah so let's I would watch them all again the like to dislike ratio is you know it's not perfect on this video let's let's check it out see what see what you guys think let's keep an open mind guys keep an open mind racist wow your mission one to doom slayers that's my mission every day it's an ad in the paper for doom slayers well I like the plastic guns yeah you can it's funny how like you can see cheapness and lighting and framing like it's weird that that's something you couldn't detect yeah like is this camera angle plastic props it's not a game anymore that was the predator sound almost that's not a real gun it doesn't look real if those guns were in plastic they wouldn't be able to like lift them wait is the doom guy a chick now yeah there was something about that as well she posted on Twitter that she's like who needs a doom guy and it was like oh god movie away it's Brie Larson again I don't know it's not as far as Brie Larson but it's still kind of like why it's just so strange that you take a series like doom which is the player base is like 98 percent male and you're like you know what this is the franchise we need to you push for girl power but when they like you know we're casting the rock you're like oh that makes sense we're casting he's like what is what is it it's funny because the rock one did even work but I'm sure this one will oh you know you keep saying oh man keep saying they're casting women you keep saying they're casting women for girl power but did you ever take a moment to consider that women don't get paid as much as men so it might just be oh yeah and we don't know what the wage gap is on Mars yeah that's true haven't even thought about it if demons get as much as male demons there's something that we need to look at this zombie wearing blackface the social commentary it's staggering honestly it just makes me want to watch the 2005 one oh I haven't seen this like ratio holy shit yeah as bad as I've ever seen that's it's one of the worst for sure like the ratio why the all the top comments just don't know is it is um it is 3200 up and 65700 down damn not looking good it's literally worse than you should rewind 2018 like and for this to come out as well so soon after the trailer for the new doom which everyone's just getting high before again then it's like oh this other doom thing like oh what wait oh the comments is great directors say your mission don't die the movie dies of the first trailer and then just the trifecta of trailers for some reason this is an e-fab we look at trailers why not this is one a lot of people wanted us to check out is Wolfenstein youngblood which Bragg's probably knows more about this than I do what is it exactly as a DLC or a game I think this is the next game and all I know is that apparently the protagonists are the two twin daughters of B.J. Blaskowitz why would you want to play a Wolfenstein game without playing as B.J. I don't know well to be fair the last Wolfenstein game you played as B.J. and I wouldn't really suggest playing it that's true hmm in which case this is going to be even worse maybe this should be the best of the three trailers outside of the Tommy Wise 01 and how did the first Wolfenstein like the new order not the first obviously obviously but like the reboot like that was such a good ass game and then oh then they because it's all about it had the first Wolfenstein had interesting guns that had interesting meaningful upgrades the level design was fantastic and so those are like the the pillars of a game of that kind I mean it looked good it ran fairly well it had it had aesthetically interesting and well-designed levels it was just a great shooter it was a great solid shooter game I even like the story and characters I thought they were pretty good yeah and so they should have just done that again instead of trying to go for less gameplay more cut scenes less interesting characters why would you play a Wolfenstein game without a B.J. yep that's what Wolf said probably worth saying as well according to the man in chat id software said they're not involved with the movie in any way shape or form on the distance from it it's like that doesn't surprise me yeah a tweet there was like yeah this nothing about us and it's funny because it's like they do it they would probably make a better doom movie if they would can you know if they were just doing cut scenes from the games probably be a little better like it's just anyway again several people told me to watch this so let's just check it out I don't even know if this will be bad or not let's go Nancy it's so much worse than I thought we'll trap the Nazis out of Paris oh my god this is terrible execution she's out of Paris oh my god Molly this reminds me of that one southern chick from edge of tomorrow oof I don't like that accent I know maybe it's not just the accent it's like the the speed at which they speak as well like it almost feels like they deliberately slowing it down like daddy did back home sounds stupid no phone calls no letters I'm BJ and I'm old he just vanished is that the BJ yeah he's got the gray hairs guys are a lot of swastikas in this yeah which means is that what's what's the deal with Germany right now are they still are they allowed it now or they they took over the world no I mean I mean Germany get like fucking said said games and stuff is that lifted now is it still going I think it's supposed to be lifted now because it's annoying so I have a friend who gets the German the lame versions of games my agents Oh God not her again let the country under a false identity about four weeks ago what the hell is this that is if he's keeping a look for it like down Z the face animation look really odd life code name Blackbird Paris Patacomes that's your leave he's in Paris you know oh my God her her face is tired well I guess it's just up to us gals it's just was made by like one guy in a basement I'm it's this is my fanfic my until dawn Wolfenstein terror twins wait I thought there was three of them was one of them like a handler or something yeah one of them was just the black friend oh let me show you something it's do or die yeah what the fuck was that I this looks terrible what's that again what's the point of helmets can we wait wait wait can we slow that down Velma Dinkley it's so oh my God it is let's hold on I'm a I'll give it a pass because yeah point it's set tonight one maybe I'll give it a pass we're going with going 0.5 speed here no you got to rewind it to the part where she's punched it and screaming now drag you guys drag it back to 55 or one of you instead of me what's the point of helmets okay I got helmet covered in cold hexagons because that's that's her spade that's her why is it you're setting me lady hold on I'm going to refresh my page just out of sync for me gets that into a punching bag though she's like so into that like she's like fucking hates that punching bag like like like re just like daddy told not helping their accents is it all right I'll take it back God Oh man I mean at least it's killing stuff in it you know yeah Oh look the same boring weapons from the last game I didn't actually play that do you play wolf I made a review on it I hated it yeah it wasn't very good it was awful the first one is so good though play the shit out of the first one yeah the first one is awesome the the old or was it the no the new order and then the old blood the old blood was fine it was kind of silly but the order was really good order and it works as a standalone to sort of like discount dubstep music right now yeah that's got to get hit with the kids of course it just you know I mean it feels just kind of like yeah his head is just gone this is my favorite song like this head just just just I hate that I this this bugs me in games when you shoot someone in the head in their head just disappears that that takes me out of a game so much you like it in before where they split in half and the two flaps are still there fuck yeah but whatever but when you shoot someone with a handgun their fucking head doesn't explode they just die it fall down when you can tell the head has disappeared and it's been immediately replaced with like separate entities that are like head pieces because they're like and completely different but yeah they do that and is it sniper elite they do something like that I'm thinking a fall at fall and fall out you see Bethes does actually really lazy and untalanted so they do so or it's just it's just random giblets that don't resemble at all what they came from yeah a lot of people don't know this wait do that again do that again guys you're weird fucking white people oh this trailer is trying hard to be funny isn't it you guys are weird feels feels really awkward doesn't it like dubstep was actually enchanted dubstep was invented during the second world war and was key to taking down the Nazis the first yeah it was actually a code we used just the noise of yeah the Germans they drop the dubstep on Japan yeah oh find his fucking a fucking a yeah uh fucking if you ever killed Nazis before we were born to kill Nazis so badass born to kill Nazis yeah that sounds like some Antifa propaganda Nazis this is someone in the game it's like you know they're not all right how fucking dare you he's white he's a Nazi let's die together me I can't wait to see that bit where they jump off the thing who knows what will happen why do I weirdly really want to play this now I don't get it bad things just appeal to me I guess literally the first trailer we looked at was the big shark so we understand I want to see that as well oh yeah um which actually brings us to the actual fucking thing we're supposed to cover today because those are just funny things for anybody who's like wait memes I'd be like still collecting a few of them the plan is probably next time we'll do it we'll do a meme intro instead of looking at trailers and stuff but yeah the idea is that there's a lot of videos out there try to get your attention you really do and a lot of them do you guys love the ones that like imply that you're wrong and they don't even know what you think yet about a thing what you didn't think with what you thought was wrong about that movie you saw so if you remember I believe the one we covered with cosmonaut was Remy spider my movies were worse than you think I think that's what he said yeah but all I did was remind us how amazing they are yeah we're gonna remember but he helped us remember how fucking good they are especially the second one yeah not a thing but we've got another one in that degree from a channel called brown table you're a big fan of round table right Jay I mean I'm aware that they exist I've seen several of the videos and all of their videos that I see I'm just like yeah I'm still aware that you exist I want you to appreciate the title of this video spider-man 3 smarter than you think and then in the thumbnail it says genius genius when did this come out let's have a look January 5th of last year no way this came out in 27 to 27 2017 hasn't made you feel to know that of everything I haven't seen I have seen spider-man 3 I think that makes sense it's a start yeah it actually makes a strange kind of sense that you've seen spider-man 3 but you haven't seen the lion king mm-hmm yeah gladiator or the last samurai oh I think I've seen this or braveheart or kingdom of heaven or the Shawshank redemption or the Green Mile or stand by me yeah or alien wait how dare you get to see the aliens that genius film good will hunting rain man have you seen Birdman probably not oh I've not seen bird man Ryan there's some you can guess he hasn't seen like with almost certainty they're saving private Ryan or life of Brian both I've seen life of Brian oh it's a you have seen that movie I've seen a lot of money Python name three holy grail I know that I've seen a lot cuz I hang on come on come on don't listen to me typing all right it's fine at least you've seen money Python in the holy grail yeah that's you know I guess it's a point for that all right have you seen the Indiana Jones movies yes even crystals go thank that's not oh my god your favor I know what we have to bring this up since you brought up Indiana Jones are do you guys know who Monday Matt is you familiar with him at all yes we know we had him on the show once and we were talking about Indiana Jones movies and he said well my favorite movie is the last crusade but my favorite Indiana Jones movie is the temple of doom what and we looked at him like what hmm and I said I said Matt you dumb motherfucker one day your ADS he's gonna catch up with you on a live stream in front of a ton of assholes and they're gonna tear you apart and you're gonna deserve it for that fucking comment and then it did yeah yeah but yeah yeah the last crusade is my favorite and I don't what's the metric for an Indiana Jones movie what is I'm curious how Eva would have said all those videos okay which one coming to good movie but not a good spider-man movie I'm like what I guess it's easier to future I guess it's easier to ask which one do you think is the worst the temple of doom or the Shia LaBeouf one fucking question temple doom is of course way better I didn't realize crystal skull is like oh I agree I agree but I've still I've still heard people maintain that the temple of doom is the worst I've heard offensive I heard a lot of people comment on how it's offensive I could understand if people think it's the worst of the three but that's like saying it's better to say it's just it's the least excellent of the three yeah it's like saying revenge return of the Jedi is the worst of the three doesn't take away from the fact that it's still a great film by the way I'm realizing now that the Monty Python I've seen a lot of because like I know that I've seen a lot of it I just like don't really register how I've seen it I'm realizing I've seen like a lot of just like I've context stuff on the internet because you lie to all of us on our audience okay yes you've lost your your reputation it went from zero to negative one now it's all right all I have to do is appear on e-fap and then it comes back as you watch the other two Lord of the Rings fills it'll get you easy points with Wolf I swear that's a good point when are we having that arrival today I feel I'm actually I'm hoping to plan up honestly oh okay let's do that now that instead of like now I watched Lord of the Rings it won't be like yeah you've watched it'll be like you about fucking time that's still better than not watching it hooray you're one step closer to being normal yeah it won't have like a lot it won't gain me points it'll just be like I stop leaking points out we are plugging the point hole look guys I think I'm plugging the point hole you guys need to be schooled okay Spiderman 3 was smarter than you thought it was you ready for this big blue screen it is oh that is a brown table there was once this yellowy just for any yes so actually has everyone seen these movies here yes yes yes a long time but I've seen them me and rags are probably the most up-to-date on them because we watched them like I want to say four months ago something like that yeah we watched all three of them basically back-to-back one was good two was great three was it was awful it was three right this is to this is three oh the train bit where he's fighting Doc Ock four months ago you say something like that I can't remember I was part of my three at Christmas so so what I'm I guess I'm I guess I would eat the whole Christmas I know it was the first time I saw it January February March April May June August September October November December then you turn around 2020 yo Trump anyway oh yeah that's a playboy people what I've seen happening with this scene is what's happened with the prequels it seems like a lot of people are now like unironically being like this was cool though if you look at it from you know like a fun silly way and if you're a pathetic soy boy who doesn't know anything about women or social interactions that I'm sure you think this is really cool how could you write so stylish outside they're into it look she's into it is that why you haven't seen all those movies because you've been too busy with women brags yeah definitely hell yeah I mean Jay oh Jay Jay do you know allow you to believe that there you go yeah movies fuck movies women are way better mom doesn't count Jay that's why they put so many women to make that joke and that I was like oh and now whatsoever I love videos that use emojis to make their points I just feel like that communicates to me as that's what they're for emojis are for communicating an emotion to you is that so bad an emotion why do I like you robot I like that he put his water mark at the corner as though he thinks anyone would steal this video we are stealing the title and you're thinking what do you mean spider-man 3 was absolute it was terrible bad my opinion but to say it's actually smarter than when realizes is saying a lot Billy do you like spider-man 3 oh no they tell for grace should have never been venom oh I thought maybe I thought maybe you would like spider-man 3 because Peter Parker 10 turns into Onision and you know it's smarter than it had any right to be oh this is like bring back all the nightmares I had of this awful movie the thing I think like correct me from wrong rags but we thought it was bad then we rewatched it we were like holy fuck this was oh it was oh man it's awful this movie's terrible when we looked at this and we were picking it apart Jesus Christ in a handbasket it was some serious cinematic embarrassment wasn't he supposed to be like cringy because he's like overly feeling himself because the suit gives him the symbiotic so that you like would take some risks and have lesser morals not become what the hell ever what even is this because because he's a goofboy that never gets out of his comfort zone and when he does get out of his comfort zone it's super cringy but if you look at like Roosh Vee and all the pickup artists they're this level of cringy like they all think they're super fucking woke because they know girls fall to certain predatory tactics and they get this boost of confidence this is the exact thing a pickup artist gets yeah yeah like I'm not even good at getting like people to sleep with them they just try a lot and then sometimes no it's a numbers game yeah you find the one girl that was down to fuck anything anyway you go through 99 women they're like oh this is terrible and the one girl looks like a terrible yeah so let's look around on your asshole so like people think that it's like well this is what Toby thinks is being cool I'm like I don't think that it was a mental it's not my Toby it's what it's what Peter Parker would think was cool because yeah yeah but imagine if Toby McGuire did this on like a daily basis the best thing about wire do you know about Toby McGuire and his Hollywood history like he is one of the biggest scumbags in Hollywood okay so there's amazing it's amazing like that there's this movie that came out Aaron Sorkin wrote it was called Molly's game and Michael Sarah plays a character in the movie that's like a fucking sociopath and it's all based on true life like Toby McGuire it's it's a it's it's an amazing he's he's like a fucking sicko that like messes with it's a poker game but the character is playing like how he messes with people's minds and manipulates them like he crushes them at more than poker and he like gets off on it and it's all based on Toby McGuire in real life so one of the chat called him bully McGuire yeah the real bully boy that's kind of what I would have gotten from it's like oh he's gonna be a more of a dick now and you see like just change the waste piece was like this whole dancing down the street sounds like is that it's like oh the venom stuff's pretty embarrassing right it was like yeah what a dick yeah it's like he's smug I guess I could imagine h.pomica doing that oh definitely it's not even just it's like the editing as well like they show the crowd as if the crowd is like this is so fucking cool yeah it starts to make you think like maybe they weren't self-aware about this they thought it was working at the time I don't know pretty reacting from James Franco when he's usually so bombastic tell it to my father can we can we take a moment to point out that if your facial hair looks like that fucking take it off oh yeah that is coming Pete I never felt better how's the pie I actually like that because he says that right after he he he says it that way for yeah he tells Peter that he's dating MJ now or something like yeah I think so yeah yeah yeah really good yes like it it's like the smuggest reaction ever and I love it yeah there could be great scenes and terrible movies right like well I mean it was it was two words but it's a good they squeezed it they squeezed it in there he's using his example of like wooden acting I guess I would be like no that's that deliveries now it was great yeah yeah you can't even do your own video we're doing your video better than you're doing like us it's genius so we'll give a chance now for Spider-Man 3 we have to look back at its past the back at it Spider-Man 1 was a good movie especially after the pretty good start to the X-Men franchise in 2000 okay Spider-Man came two years after an absolutely dominated showing off a colorful fresh side to superhero movies then Spider-Man 2 premiered and it was flat out amazing well he did the tonal thing this is what Spider-Man does I like that he's just said those things if they matter of fact it's like fifth second or basic and I'm like well yeah okay okay don't go into it just say that I actually remember watching it in theaters it became one of the best superhero movies ever okay that had a hand in destroying Spider-Man 3 unintentionally was Batman begins huh oh so Batman movie is the reason why Spider-Man 3 was bad I watched this film we were constantly saying well of course it's terrible after all Batman begins such and such and such reason and oh yeah so we saying Batman begins raise the bar too high I don't think it's gonna be about that I think it's gonna be about the tone probably okay you can't blame Batman begins for Spider-Man 3 when they had Spider-Man 2 I don't like the idea that people were afraid of Spider-Man 2 is goofy whatever it's like no that film gets really serious in many oh it's great yeah well sure but it Batman can be goofy in parts and they'll be self aware about it like how do you know that name yeah like that's super goofy dude the best one is it doctorized where she goes you want to give it to an I hated Batman vs. Superman but my mom's name is Martha so it's canon that I'm also a superhero I guess a movie that shattered the superhero movie genre why did you mean on Batman's crunch no you know why the dynamic duo news are really no no that's just a bad pole he wanted to do a transition I guess Robin's Academy and everybody knows it game of down-to-earth hard core tone knows a really dark gritty reboot oh it didn't know I don't I don't agree the spider-man 3 feels like spider-man 1 and 2 but I mean fuck how do you quantify that this is the thing me and rags watched them one by one it wasn't like we went oh wow this is all the exact same thing except now we don't like them because of how superhero movies are gritty or something yeah I I I can't really remember much about Batman begins it's been so long it's just like an image here in there so when we watch these movies we were just pointing out all of the awfulness in spider-man 3 like it was like a film it was like a film from bizarro world it's not like our argument for it being bad is that one scene where he dances it's like nah it goes way beyond that talking about all the villains what spider-man's doing in that film fucking acting is for sure a thing that's weird is going on if you're gonna shoehorn venom into the film like cast him correctly right the way they resolve Sandman he's just like I don't fight him all by I think our thing was what I brought up is Sandman starts to cry at the end I'm like how isn't he melting himself with cry my face was the director and tears spider-man 3 and another thing that hurts and milk was the director who while a fantastic director seated to the loud obnoxious fanboys everywhere what they wanted venom what he gave them venom I don't think no they didn't he didn't he gave them get over McGuire would have made a better spider-man I could have sworn it was forced they thought the story was that he didn't want venom at all and then he had to like he was forced to yeah he was forced in right that's what he's saying he's he gave into the fans but he gave into I don't remember being the studio was coming yeah the studio the studio the studio was just saying the fans went the venom so let's give him venom they they're clamoring for venom let's put it put him in there and Sam Raim is like okay you're gonna fuck over my movie I'm gonna fucking over by casting real life Peter Parker and Donna from that 70s show is Mary Jane Watson what's up even if you took venom out there's still so much it's not yeah it's not just venom like even the story gets cut into when you have to write him in right yeah noxious as a writer studio demanded yeah as far as I know that's I wouldn't call it giving giving up or giving in I think that's a bit fanboys everywhere they wanted venom he gave them venom now spider-man 3 became this mess that we have now and there's no denying that it has its problems but it truly is good thing I found you in this alley I think it's true I'm curious how he's gonna argue that got something going for it and then it's smarter than I think you know every point he's made so far you like you guys have made better right like that's the will that is impressive yeah every couple people said it's not hobgoblin is green goblin no William DeFoe was green goblin fucking discount green goblin could be called hobgoblin I don't care no no that's totally different characters right this is green goblin too isn't that what oh well I don't actually give an official name in the movie but I'm pretty sure in the comics his son was supposed to be hobgoblin so they probably comply he's not the real goblin wait he's actually called new goblin it's smarter than you think because they prefer to have a green goblin is new goblin they should have called Kylo Ren new Darth of his gay lovers called nobgoblin there is yeah I'm happy to concede I'm probably wrong cuz I it's not like I read the comics I'm just saying he's not green goblin at the very least it'll be confusing if we call him that new goblin it is anyway let's find out how we've all like hobgoblin hobgoblin then you think hot goblin no no wait nobgoblin right that would be a nobgoblin yeah he's the robin of the goblin dynamic duo he's like dad do I have to be nobgoblin he's like yes well I'm the fault so I'm taking your guide probably yeah yeah huge gripe that people have with spider-man 3 is that Toefer Grace was cast as Eddie Brock or Venom instead of being this huge hulking guy from the comics he became this scrawny little guy what's cool about this what's cool about this terrible decision is what's cool about this they didn't have to buy him first-class tickets to fly him to the set they put him in coach because he's so compact and tiny maybe it was just a carry-on for another more famous more talented actor maybe how you severeed expectations I don't know it's cool about this even though they could have done it better is that Eddie Brock is almost like an evil Peter Parker think about it yeah that's the idea sort of yeah the bugle but he's an asshole and he's self-centered or is he or is he yeah that's the kind of shit I put in my April Fool stuff just what I think I know the answer is you start asking stupid fucking questions or do you I cheat the system to get ahead but am I really a bad person I want a staff job sir I have a girl that I intend you know after watching whiplash I can't look at J Jonah's and not expect him to start punching people were you using them verbally you dragging it's not my tempo I kind of want to watch it again I really love that move we're looking for down there there's no Mars bar this stupid little dream this is front-page stuff amazing night yep this is much better than I remember it also I so weird cuz she I associate her entirely with the Jurassic world Jurassic Park yeah oh my god that's her yep that's her dad directed Han Solo film film right is she in any good movies the movie almost makes it seem like Peter's the bad yeah if you guys notice we're nearly halfway through and I haven't heard one argument yet he's about to make his first argument I think it's like wow well here's the thing it's like man what a part of these videos though just keep people feeling like just keep people like he's saying being said it's relevant until the video and they feel like they can leave and then people watch it and they're like I enjoyed that I think he's still fucked up because he's less than 10 minutes he fucked up oh wow get over 10 minutes Jesus I'm caring about his relationship with Mary Jane at all making him the stupidest boyfriend ever yeah yeah we that part of the movie is really fucking bad too like it's the way they do it you're like why is Peter literally the worst piece of shit on the planet right now it makes no sense he just spoke to her by the way it's like alright and it's like this is the moment that they met it's kind of weird that he's just there's so much about it it's like why it's like the movie's like yeah but he's being a bad man you're like yeah I got that thanks Gillette told me that approaching women in any capacity is a man bad fight about three is the response to Gillette this someone adds to your care for Eddie Brock as a character you can tell that this is a man who has fallen to the lowest of lows and had to cheat his way to the top oh that if you have to cheat your way to the top you're a bad person that's what cheating is right like yeah it's circumventing the rules of fair play to get what you want that's not a positive trait I don't know we do well this guy you know he uses clickbait in eight minute videos to prove a point so he thinks that he's okay I'm curious what the grand thing is here is he actually trying to argue the venom was a really well-written villain like you really want to take that position okay I'm begging you if you do this I will lose everything well you shouldn't have cheated there's not a paper in town there's no city I love I love that part of the film is not it's like you murder someone you're like don't tell anybody I'll go to jail you're like yeah that's how it works like it's like yeah I don't want you hired at those other newspapers because you'll fucking literally shit it's like he's like yeah you know like you know please take pity like no you've decided to sell false information to a newspaper are you stupid yeah there you go when you really do see in the movies the good and bad in every person we have the good side of Peter Parker and we try out for the varsity for the cheerleading they're being kind to each other this means that we saw the goodness of them is right and it's bad side we also have here he's I wouldn't reference the fact he's trying to defeat a villain as his bad side I love those special effects he's got amnesia I know that face he know the eight feet and when he's you want Peter to live you're gonna do something for me you also have Eddie Brock's good and bad science when he's normal and when he's venom point of the movie but he's a bad guy when he's normal you just said that yeah he's bad both ways a bad person his character is that he's bad person here look at his teeth no it's about revenge and forgiveness uncle Ben meant the world to us but he wouldn't want us living one second with revenge in our hearts I'm happy to concede the movie wants to be about revenge and forgiveness maybe that was the least saying but it's very unearned and strangely put together something I noticed as a pattern is a lot of videos that are like oh here's why this movie is actually really good they just list the movie is trying to do yeah I'm telling you whether or not they achieved it it's like look yeah it's clearly trying to do this therefore it's good regardless of how not and sensical the execution is oh yeah but they tried to do this this was the goal I was like yeah to impress a channel like this you've literally just got to like stand up in front of a camera and be like this movie is about this and what it means is this and then I'll go oh that's really interesting because it is about this and it means this but that makes sense when we're living in the participation trophy generation so all these all these kids are like well you know actually they tried so let's give them gold star let's give it I mean I never had a patient a trophy I never got them I didn't know them yeah you were that bad they wouldn't even give you a participation I was trying to get you there she's like I got participation did you did you though hmm it's like a poison they can can take you over hey just like what's happening to Venom I get it that means the theme is consistent is great it's like it's like a black spacesuit from from from outer space and it gets on you and you can't take it off and it's weird but it's kind of like that wait what are you talking about she goes oh you know revenge oh you know revenge it's like a black spacesuit from the beyond you can't take it off you know it turn us into something ugly people have two sides to get an evil side oh shut up you fucking faggot with your people yeah no fucking shit I mean is that is that true though I think that's really over simplistic yeah actually I'm not a fan of the ideas like people have two sides they're good and bad like some people are just really awful terrible people can be impulsive and I don't know let's see yeah it's just like are we going anywhere else remember the second ones theme or whatever you call it was a Peter choosing between the life of Spider-Man the life of Peter Parker that was the yin yang or the opposites which is it makes a lot more sense to me like he has to adopt a hero personality that can get in the way of his normal life the idea of just like everyone is good and bad and you're like yeah around table here is trying to he says this like it's news to the audience like did you know that people can be good and bad did you know does anybody else know he's like he discovered this when he was watching the last movie to talk about something like that is spider-man 3 let's be honest oh yeah that's all for grace good and bad anyone can be corrupted by negativity and hatred another important topic is how public perception frames these characters while spider-man might seem like a grandiose superhero this is absurdly zoomed in I just realized probably get a copyright he better make some amazings fucking stellar argument in the next how long he got two minutes because we love this movie people love this stupid fucking video they rated insanely highly and I'm like how the fuck to people like people will just consume whatever shit they hear the guys for reference I'll put it on screen in a sec but that's the that's the frame this video this video come out after Stanley died oh man that is really I'm not sure before that's that's massive yeah that's what it's supposed to be and this is how far he's zoomed in Jesus Christ is doing copyright actually yeah you can't blame so I can't blame him for that I mean you you can just flip the footage and we'll keep it under a second house a lot of things you could do I don't know yeah okay anyway yeah but I was gonna say he's got very limited time to make an argument and he's probably got a plug at the end to shitty video these characters well spider-man might seem like a grandiose superhero he's just a guy from Queens I still can't believe what's happening to him Sam why is news who thinks this is new he's just a normal guy who goes to the bus he's explaining the characters of all the blood thing going on in their lives that oh my god yeah it's cool that we we get that normal guy story in the third movie of a fucking trilogy right like it's by the third movie we really want more that normal guy story I don't think there's a spider-man story that doesn't have that part of it the fact that that's him that's spider-man like spider-man has powers akin to an arachnid spider yeah that's sort of his thing many people are afraid of spiders did you know my spiders are smarter than you think you can see into the future I from Queens I still can't believe what's happening to him Sandman is pegged as a monster but he's really just a man trying to save his daughter bullshit that's the most basic take you could ever have like that's the that's the film that's what the film says the film is like oh he's trying to feed his kid and he's going around he's trying to murder cops and he's being any fucking villain like oh people say the Joker's a monster but he's actually just trying to send a message about society yeah like just Walter White has cancer and his son can't walk Thanos isn't a monster he's just trying to save lives well that's true that's true like these are all technically true it's just really boring he's just swallowing the obvious thing the film's trying to say it but the X it's like it doesn't matter how poorly it was executed it doesn't matter how nonsensical it is it doesn't matter anything that actually happens in the film what it's trying to do is this and therefore it's good public perception plays a huge factor in molding their life on the chat saw me muted for three seconds it was like oh wolves go on to get another pizza Spider-Man alienated after a supposed image from the Daily Bugle shows him stealing my music it's emotional how do you get into this guys he's getting to the emotional heart of the character is a monster but he's really just a man trying to save his daughter public perception plays a killing people molding what characters will become Spider-Man becomes alienated after a supposed image from the Daily Bugle show me like what the if you can't even tell what that says I I demand owes his colors the colors this is fucked up I want to know who I demand is he's like a hero it's obviously cut off from sider man he turns apples into delicious alcoholic beverages sider man he feeds the colored folk this is a controversial video fuck those I'm stealing money from a bank this is people were voted by any blood perception changes to one of disgust Mary Jane is her spotlight taken away from her after her name is removed from her play these are things that happen in the film you're right yeah these things characters have a bad thing happen to them and it changes the way someone looks at them sure and there basically is no more public perception for her as she is now no longer famous I mean she would have remained famous at least a degree even if you don't get your name take it off something and everyone immediately forgets I literally only know of three people and those three people are determined by the names that are written on literally all five people and the fucking Mary Jane that they're all people I have no capacity for a long term memory yeah after I watched Terminator 2 I just completely forgot who Arnold Schwarzenegger was because I didn't see his name written on things I'm sorry who we talking about I don't know that I'll never forget game is removed from her play rest and spaghetti is no more public perception for her as she is now no longer famous she's now just another person walking she's just another she was always just another she instantly became just another person remember if you're an actor you're not just another person bolt is a she's just another worthless ginger disgusting peon that's what she is now nothing he's just like the rest of you disgusting back to forgiveness and revenge almost every character wants revenge on another Peter wants revenge on flint for killing his uncle Harry wants which by the way was like a retcon they were like he's the one who did it you're like I thought it was yeah okay all right fine revenge on Peter totally forgot about that pointing out he wants revenge on Peter for killing is yes just because everyone wants to get revenge doesn't mean it's good he wants revenge on Peter for not letting him save his daughter and he wants revenge on Peter for not letting him save his daughter I don't think his door dies in this movie does he just mean in general that he's annoyed that he won't let him save him I want you just let me break the law all he has to do is go to a different city and steal spider-man operates in this city move out of it you'll be fine I had to kill those cops they look to be funny trying to kill him I love my God revenge on guess who Peter for taking away everything he had yeah Peter again it's not remotely sympathetic it's like he shot himself in the head and complained that Peter didn't get in the way one of his eyes is slightly off-center and that's really putting me off every time yeah cuz he's just not looking at the exact same direction what's there also what's over there useful thing you can see both these characters have a choice or let revenge take over all of them forgive except oh my god one of the ever seen in my life and revenge ends up destroying him no the pumpkin bomb and yeah the pumpkin bombs to be fair this movie has its bad moments I thought the dance routine was fine vitamin 3 is still pretty awful at times holy I thought this was genius I mean yeah you can still be genius while being pretty awful at times wolf jeez all right it's so empty and vapid and it doesn't make any points and it's just so basic and you literally just you know people always say that we are the ones that just recount the plot but at least we say something about it what what does this guy said about everyone wanted revenge you guys missing this it's genius oh great you you understood like the very basic theme of the film that the film literally told you revenge killed rock okay revenge killed him like Aunt May's like revenge is bad and this guy's like the movie is trying to tell us that revenge is people actually post it in public in jack-o-lantern bomb and check little angry pumpkin it's like a wackier version of raindrops keep falling on my head from spider-man 2 it fit all right into ramy spider-man trilogy now one gripe that people also have is the movie's three endings viewers complain that ah this could have been an ending in this spider-man swings at the end now if you're saying this you haven't been paying attention I love it when people say that I'm together he's too much attention any flaw he's like nah it's actually genius you just need to think about it more this is the end of the conflict the resolution the resolution also continues in this scene one could argue that this is the end of the conflict of the resolution but then this is also the resolution okay this is a type of afterward from the author the author being Peter also started the movie with the forward and lastly this is the epilogue though usually the after what is happening right now no it's not the epilogue it's in thanks for telling us the progression of the scenes and not saying anything about what he told us was the order they appeared really there it's like all right tell us what is this hey tell us what we were paying we weren't paying attention to also started the movie with the forward and lastly because he told us more cogent than this he just starts all of the movies with like a you know he's like who am I you really want to know I am spider-man at the end he said something to is like yeah that's that's how they all go I guess him not swinging is a pizza this is the epilogue though usually the afterward comes after the epilogue this scene is devastatingly important devastatingly important what's so devastatingly it's so important that I'm without this without this scene Mary Jane's impending rape would make no sense the after credits the after credits guys not goblins reams indoor I couldn't call myself rape goblin this is bad optics I couldn't call myself that I'd like to sing on stage for the rest of my life with you won't you get hungry so she was doing the pizza right yeah yeah you have to go to the bathroom but you get it though the beginning she said she'd like to be on stage for the rest of life and at the end she's on stage even though she's lost her big job get it you get it you didn't you didn't know I didn't I didn't know the scenes that were in the film no I'll be there and then he was that's so fucking brilliant how a character says he'll do something and then he does it something as simple as go to a fucking address and walk inside it's a meaningful rag it's so masterful what a fucking masterpiece of a film I will arrive at this location later see I have arrived on they like their relationship is like it ruins at the end of fight about three anyway right as far as I remember because it's like they dealt with a whole fake breakup but he was being an asshole he also kind of Bailey kind of cheats on here and then also hobgob knob go and sorry died right when she was kind of dating him and he turned like there's loads of baggage I don't know oh oh thank you oh my god you forgot about the footage from Batman begins did you have oh yeah you did you're right I you know whenever someone does this I'm always like did they get all of them like they didn't cuz what a worthless film the table in the icon is orange was video yeah it's not brown at all it's orange you know what a worthless video this was how many subs does this guy have and how many likes it's disappointing as shit so much work into videos and they get like no no nothing for it and then this guy's just like yeah here's tell me about say it's the worst video with covered wolf please please don't know no I'm gonna say it's the worst video we've covered it's like one of the most incoherent ones definitely the top comment is Sam didn't seed any ground to the fans they forced the Sony force to have venom like that's the first comment you're really you're really missing the point of this entire video and I'm actually making a video right now to show you how genius this video is this video this video is literally confirmation bias the video for everyone that likes Spider-Man 3 yeah like you pull it up yourselves the second top comment finally someone makes a great video about this everyone just likes to bash the movie would point out the dance scenes they don't mention that the symbiote was making Peter act this way did anyone think that wasn't the case when viewing this film yeah I totally forgot about that part no wonder I didn't like it I just completely forgot about the entire plot they should have just had the rock play venom yeah I would have I would have I would have preferred just give us the wrong thinking about a fucking doom remove sand man it's so crap it's like my daughter's dying also I made of sand so someone in the chat said Spider-Man 3 is actually really good there are scenes in the film where themes occur hey I never thought about it like that honestly you've made me see Spider-Man 3 in a completely different way now perfect analysis oh what a different way yeah what he just told you what the scenes were do you think if we like asked the people who liked that video like what they learned from it they would be able to tell us even a single thing you probably like yeah there's a theme of revenge or whatever you like mm-hmm like okay yeah the movie like literally explain that to you almost made in the movie says revenge is bad Peter yeah this is what people watched it people watch the video and they had already forgotten about Spider-Man 3 because it never really mattered that much in the history of Spider-Man and they're like oh yeah maybe it's not so bad they don't have to go back and watch it so they just thumbs it up for not having to go back and watch a movie to let you know it's sucked they want this video in minute this video just kind of explained what they're supposed that the film was trying to do and it didn't go into all of the places it failed miserably along the way and so people like oh okay yeah it must have been good yeah but I mean yeah people don't pretty pretty clickbait though right but it's more than you think yeah like it's the inverse it's like the inverse of cosmonauts title on it what was that like worse than you remember I think it was worse than you remember yeah I'm going through his thumbnails now and he senses the word ass with an asterisk instead of one of the esses you know how dangerous that word can be as a tag he censored the tag face like he says it ass with the middle s with an a with like a star instead of the s yeah that could be another word that could be that could be abs he could be talking about as like my favorite part of a rhyme it's glasses ass the writers said the symbiote is supposed to represent heroin all right okay that's great but next up this is we I don't need to prove the watch mojo is clickbait so we already know that but I thought this would be an interesting like topic in general it's the top 10 worst fan service moments in movies and then we can also talk about how much mojo sucks but uh you know I don't think about that have you covered them yet I think you have right Jay have I commented on my fucking video oh shit yeah yeah they actually did do you guys know that they left a comment on my video like I called them out like you're having a title that did not describe in any way the content of their video like things you missed in Captain Marvel and the video is full of like it was full of 90s references like thanks I definitely oh yeah they yeah that was so subtle you probably missed it they came and commented on my video like oh yeah watch mojo is clearly running out of ideas the cool dad like yeah we can play along and make fun of ourselves too and I'm like that's nothing like what I said it's not that you don't have ideas it's that the ideas you have you make them shit like there's nothing wrong with the top 10 list as an idea and you could totally make a good video called top 10 like things you missed in Captain Marvel the thing is they their version of it is terrible they should have a top 10 best moments of e-fap sorry I've been angry about it for a while and I've not got a place to talk about it yet what you that's the secret of YouTube right aside from your channel the other side from that I'm gonna make a whole video on it but well I mean why are you picking on the little guy watch mojo is just a struggling YouTube channel 20 million subscribers as well and that is a mystery that's not even a mystery they appeal to the lowest common denominator and the dumbest motherfucker that watches that is like oh you know actually notice it was from the 90s so I'm pretty smart like this makes stupid people feel smart about themselves oh well it's like it's like it's literally it's literally an adult's blues clues where Steve is like blue what is this what is this bread here is there a meat in between the bread what could this be and the kids are watching at home like no that's so much Steve that's so much and I was watching watching mojo like oh yeah no that's the 90s I saw a nirvana I saw a nine-inch nails shirt yeah no these stupid crashing into a black buster and Nick Fury has a page here things in the video they use the pager as a separate point I'm sorry that's like item seven is the fact that Nick has a pager like did you know that Nick had a pager like yeah because he calls it a pager and then Captain Marvel says who are you paging well you may have just dialogue in the film that was meant to be heard how could you miss it like if you got up from the theater and went to the bathroom maybe you'd miss it so anyway here we go this should be fun I did take a couple of bathroom breaks during Captain Marvel luckily I saw it four times lucky piece of shit yeah Hollywood nobody likes a tryhard welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting this is from Phoebe by the way guys why are they just like it's publicly sourcing the narration now is that what's going on they just let people just choose the right I'm Phoebe I walked in and I'm someone let me leave until I tell you 13 things you didn't know about the left side of cabbage can we can we get a Tommy Wiseau narration welcome to the top oh my god no wait and Alex Jones narration and the video can be like there's 10 yeah top 10 moments the government revealed itself to be a lizard empire the lizard people are being controlled by the clockwork elves like I'm damn bill the birds down our picks for the top 10 worst fan service moments in franchise movies before we begin we publish new content every day so be sure to subscribe every day yeah but and ring the bell to get the last Jedi doesn't that make you angry no I love the last Jedi don't don't you guys get a rationally angry whenever you see that in a place it's there get angry well eat that don't get a rationally angry whenever you see much wash mojo mmm yeah I just did that already said much more I've already got my anger it's okay I get a rationally angry when people in their sentences and prepositions but I hide it really well I disagree with that also yeah it's an interesting fan I just saw on Twitter we will I will show it by pay one yes and it's I'm just you know what this is the best compliment I can give for it I was actually about to look at it and be like oh this this wasn't made for eFap because it's too good that was like oh my god it is but it is by pay one yes it'll be the best start at about our latest videos for this list we're looking at the worst attempts at fan service or Easter eggs in film attempts at fan service and Easter eggs okay like when they inserted the 90s into captain yeah I think that's just tapes for 70 in the 90s look she's gonna wait for Megan Fox long fingers she does have freakishly long fingers if you like I wonder if she's a witch hold on I'm gonna picture because cuz I was I didn't notice this before but someone I don't remember who pointed it out but once I noticed it I couldn't stop noticing it if there's anything you take away from the day it's that Toby McGuire is a sociopath and Megan Fox has but poke fingers they're if you can if you find it I'll throw it up on screen then yeah I'm trying to find a good picture but she's like doing all these weird poses with her fingers everyone's saying she has toe thumbs yeah that means in past life she like killed an Aida baby she was resurrected that that's the toe thumb right there oh wow do you think on one of her feet instead of a toe around and it's like a whole chain of different body parts like on her on her toe it's like an ankle she's like how she could grip things with her feet like penises okay let's go on but yeah I mean she might be the villain for the the knob goblin win his own I think it actually match knob goblin yeah I think I think it may as well I can't find any pictures of the fingers wolf racks check that shit out on J I guess what this word is when no way good that's right is that at least you're not wet I'm not a plumber revenge is mine oh my is that they would have a big oh right they went his house he's got a tonal like he's got a little medallion hanging off his lap yeah that's a tone is that a tonal tonal like Wilson bowl is that oh my god it is yeah when you're fat I guess that's that's the idea is that she drew the frog old that's free ease revenge is goggles crew did you just miss gender bail in oh sorry I'm I it's it sounds like a family are you is they went a lady or a bailing dude was that confirmed yeah I asked him okay when I mean you asked him I mean I went in the chat and I was like are you a dude because I don't want to like I don't want to say the wrong thing sounds like masculine does it I figure it does what would you what would you guess Billy and Ben bail in does that sound like a guy name or a girl name sounds like a nerd name it makes me think of like bail wolf or something that's the same for me but a girl vision okay when sounds like somebody who learned elvish just to say Thanos's lines and game I'm gonna leave that anyway back to Megan Fox's waist of course members are out of the running so listen I was wondering if I could ride your home give you a ride home in my car that's funny as one was one isn't even terrible rest of terrible this one's like the only one I've seen was transformers one and watch and watch actually I want to see bumblebee cuz John Cena's in it oh that's probably what's good yeah poisoning my mind that's probably what it is bumblebee wasn't great but it wasn't bad it was a decent film I haven't seen it no number 10 and service overload they actually get a day each of these that's gonna be funny it's just so what I said load terminator genesis terminator genesis was like well it's nervous while also mocking the movies I was about to say she said attempting fan service so I guess I could agree with that they attempted to do something a little bit of fan service is perfectly fine and can be a ton of fun but a film should not be shoving callbacks into every other scene rather than feeling like a logical continuation to the legendary franchise I mean yeah the whole movie I guess you could argue right can you argue that for like 10 minute three as well or is she gonna I don't know it's kind of arbitrary so many three still feels like it's trying to be its own thing but it's like a clone of 10 minute two like a bad clone they received in that one scene where John Connor was in the car and he was like don't you remember I still a vista baby teach you stuff all over again you like yeah it's not like Genesis which has got I've not seen Genesis every other line from the trailers is listed for lifted from one of the originals the thing is they go back to when those things happened you know so it's like is it fans or is there like they'd have to it would be bad if they didn't have it in some way you know like they recreate this scene for example it's like they kind of have to if they want to be accurate what was it fan say people in the chat were saying Terminator Jared Genesis tits package just with the tracks being replaced by inferior remixes that's an interesting point I was gonna say like I'd happily concede they tried but this film is super insulting to anybody was a fan of terminator old man Arnold taking on the T-800 was entertaining enough to watch but there was no need for a non-Robert Patrick version of the T-1000 to show up for a battle she hates Asians no diversity for the T-1000s apparently Kyle Reese the T-1000 is the machine that it makes sense to not be played by the same active yeah show up and copy someone it meets actually no I'm pretty sure Robert Patrick arrives looking like Robert Patrick I swear that he meets a copy he does he punches a cop to death almost but he doesn't look like him but never mind but he does look like Sarah Connor at the end of the movie so he does more so I'm totally okay with that but apparently the base model is Robert Patrick if you want to know okay is that in the films or is it just like law that's been written for I would just assume is it goes the same for Arnie it's like they actually isn't it like the T-100 is in the first one then the T-101 is the updated Arnold and the idea that they all look like Arnie is in the films now thing but yeah the T-1000s have been shown to all look the same I'd have to check I'm not up to date I don't know if it contradicts anything is what I'm getting at well this is the thing I the T-1000 being here was just dumb the fact that he's an Asian dude just like all right I guess he copied an Asian cop why not number nine frenzy transformers couldn't you argue everything in transformers is unless she's gonna be more specific Michael Bay has perfected the art of gratuitous fan service but this entry has nothing to do with motorcycles or low-cut shorts arguably the best of the franchise the first transformers pays tribute to the cartoon sound wave by introducing a new miniature deception called miniature deception deception unless she actually meant that he's deceptive deceiving people by being a bootbox I mean I mean we can't assume that we cannot assume let's give her the biggest benefit of the doubt listen to that again first transformers pays tribute to the cartoon sound wave by introducing a new miniature deception called frenzy no you're right you're right it looks the same it looks similar enough to call the deception it's literally just back over it you can be like you have one fucking job to read the word that we're on the script yeah yeah it doesn't matter if you're doing a bit on transformers fan service you don't even understand the word decepticon what the bad guys are called I'm not trying to excuse why I'm not trying to excuse like the fact that this is shit it's just like I'm pretty sure why they made the mistake oh we know why the reason we know why is why that's why it's funny if she said a minute just sandwich we'd be like you know if I'm just like if I was making content and I didn't give a shit about my content I might make that mistake and not fix it too what was her name again Phoebe I'm so sorry baby so sorry new miniature deception called frenzy who breaks into Air Force one into a stereo ignoring the improbability of having a random boombox lying around in 2007 a significantly different boombox in 2007 that doesn't sound too unreal no I think we're still listening to CDs back then right I phones had just came out at that point so I mean there would be a transition period right I think it's fair enough they still had them in my school when I yeah so I'm pretty sure you're just underestimating how much like an actual CD player back when I was in yeah I must have been like eight nine maybe ten so that's roughly run the same time hmm the deception would have to be really miniature to be like an iPod at that point so they have to go with the boombox well I think there was a miniature iPhone deception in one of the movies what was even the point of this reference was this inclusion simply done to prove that the creators actually watched the cart what he's hiding as a piece of technology she's saying that it's so unbelievable to be a boombox that it must have been fan service must have been I always figured it's like oh yeah I would react to the same way item that you wouldn't bat an eye at boombox it was a brand boombox because then we know exactly what it was in there yeah I mean can you imagine if she was just like that's an evil boombox decide to like shoot it to get with an axe and everyone's like what the fuck are you doing shower it comes out as a deception and tries to kill it it's 2019 if you walk into a room and there's a boombox in the room are you like oh what the fuck is that what is that doing in here if you're in a military body hasn't removed a secret military base you could be suspicious of like all the random boomboxes showed up I would question especially in 2019 but I wouldn't it wouldn't make me go deception scan it for bugs or something to give them the absolute benefit of the doubt I don't even think I go that far I just be like somebody left their stupid boombox here it's fucking carol and accounting again let's see where stupid love mixtape dumb bitch number eight Deadpool X-men it don't think you can call this fucking everyone hates this especially dead bull even Ryan Reynolds hates this did you ever see the end of oh yeah Deadpool 2 where he's everybody but everybody but J you can call it failed fan service I suppose I hate it that's what that's the list that's it belongs on this what I mean it's kind of like this is such a boring comfort way to do it if you just like it's just times where they did a thing that was for the fans and it either worked or didn't yeah the whole point of the content is to make vacuous shit but at least I happen to enjoy watch mode regularly there my plenty of this stuff plenty of this stuff is incompetent vacuous shit this is this is at least competent yeah I can't masturbate to regular porn anymore I have to masturbate to Pahoby my life now origins Wolverine ladies at you spending years in development David Benioff script this first Wolverine trilogy spin-off would eventually incorporate contributions by Hugh Jackman himself skip woods and David Ayer during this time he could tell a pool it was the most like OP thing ever they just chop his head off like oh all right he looks like a baraka from Mortal Kombat isn't yeah he has an adamantium skeleton right I guess won't hot adamantium can cut through adamantium I don't know and once he was adamantium like yeah hey how does he bend his elbows with his claws and his his arms you get I guess I mean it can you get can you sure he does Jake can you prove that like obviously again obviously there's some suspension of disbelief since the claws for Wolverine are already like silly enough but I'm that's kind of crazy his clothes inside they show it though it all the way into his like forearm his claws that's why it does weird so weird yeah it's like does it go like past his wrist and down the bottom of his arm we'd have to what there is a scene where they show it like an axe right but even still Wolf is right that we'd probably let them get away with some stuff so but that you got met swords that come out of your hands it's like wow that's a lot of work you know that's way worse than just a sword made of adamantium like you could have that disarmed from you if you can do this and it works and do it but that's okay make it they write it to where it works but it's like the assassin's creed knife it's like an actual knife in your hand but way worse yeah because you can't turn it around or twist it or flip its direction or swap hands with it but not in a good way while we understand taking liberties can sometimes lead to great success this was not the character to try this with would it work with any fucking character to have done what they did it's really weird it's like this character that has amazing powers completely because it's a what are they doing like cutting powers out of other mutants and putting into them or I don't think the problem is that they took liberties with Deadpool I think the problem is that they took the wrong liberties with Deadpool and put him in the perfect wrong context to appreciate his character exactly yeah like they could have done it with literally anybody would be the same problem because it's just like not a character even speak literally just have the same character in it and don't dead don't associate with him with that big lead that bull doesn't talk at all right yeah Deadpool is not much of a talkative character he's more of he's more of a sword arm guy like a a stoic wise character that always saves it always has swords in his arms like that's that's the dead boy I know I miss the laser eyes I must swad on Deadpool not only did the Merc with a mouth not look like his comic book counterpart it's crackers jaw was sewn shut we won't even get into his superpowers here luckily the later standalone Deadpool films would do the character justice it's probably one of the worst moments of attempted fan service in like movie history potentially because I can you imagine being a Deadpool fan watching this movie who had been paid oh yeah there's there's no fan service in this at all it's like this is it's like taking a shit up and yeah this is Joe Biden kissing fans on the back of the neck I'm just seeing the more close his adamantium skeleton I'm thinking surely it would work the other way around that metal melting melting metal is going to be weaker than the the hard you might think that if you were smart yeah you're wrong because when softer something hits harder something then the softer one slices right through it it's hot like if you like imagine you had a like a like a bar of metal like just like an aluminum bar and let's say you had a knife that was made out of butter right yeah and you just cut right through that that aluminum bar as that happened the film he swiped his claws came off and that Deadpool's like the fuck you do it he's like I don't know metal Batman Batman forever I like to love the car after Tim Burton's Batman returns pushed the Dark Knight into heavier territory Joel Schumacher and Jim Carrey were brought in to lighten things up while Batman and Robin feels like a straight-up goofball comedy Batman Forever has a couple of head slapping moments that foreshadow the caped crusaders impending silliness despite maintaining the gothic aesthetic of Burton's films Schumacher seemed inspired by the 1960s Batman series including a line that only Bert Ward's Robin should have dared to utter holy rested metal Batman yeah I I don't have anything she's right she's right about all of that place and way to on the nose Batman forever's throwaway joke is a testament to the film's identity crisis because he's mad martigan bitch that fucking that movie is crazy though like Tommy Lee Jones is at his hammiest he's trying to out hem Jim Carrey number six anakin creates c3po star wars episode one sure i don't know why i don't know if this is what i mean it's like do fans want that like what yeah i think that just makes a lot more questions than i mean yeah especially if oh i don't know i didn't feel i was like i was young at the time so i was like that's a thing i'm aware of but other than that i just wasn't i didn't yeah i don't think we need to go back and watch this movie to to prove whether this is wrong all right let's just take the hobie's word for it take a break what we're gonna do is while uh we're on break we're gonna watch the Phantom Menace and then we'll be right back to wrap up this e-fap later tonight we're actually gonna watch the phantom thread because that that's more a piece of pleasing to get poisoned by your fucking lover than to watch phantom menace again yes isn't he great he's not finished yet as the destination is already known like it doesn't change anything that he's there even because the way they they are they they just make it so he turns up on the fucking tentative or whatever by the end of the third one you're just like why did you even do it it's just so you could have c3po like what i call winky dinky dink that's the thing you know the temptation to tie everything together can be overwhelming but certain things are better left to the audience's imagination besides serving as the first chapter in darth vader's origin story the phantom menace seemingly couldn't be deceptions sir is the urge to expand upon c3po's backstory in it we learned this seat i mean i do you think they should have been left out of the prequels but like okay i don't know i think that c3po was a major deception shit you can't you can't leave him out of the prequels right that's the whole the whole movie was based on these two little fuckers who would take away the first from rebels in here i guess we're about to find out the universe feels rather puny when the main characters seem to always run into each other number five that's so bad wasn't the story supposed to kind of be loosely told through r2d2 and c3po's eyes based on uh lucas ripping it from what hidden fortress it's really about them really about it it is yeah it's really about family it's about family it's about it's about robot family i remember damn did he human i remember that c3po on a rare twist rise of the planet of the apes demonstrated the proper way to pay tribute to this particular line tim burton's planet of the apes callback by contrast comes across as forced instead of endearing switching things around by having michael clark dunkin's ape deliver an updated version of charlton heston's iconic quote the film should have just gone ahead and winked at the audience yeah i miss michael clark dunkin he was awesome i know i can't be mad at him for anything he does it's badass and everything to recapture the magic of the originals green mile planet of the apes ends on a truly bizarre final note green mile is so depressing yes green mile only exists so we can come to terms with his inevitable real life wasn't we have to watch him die in that film wasn't he in the scorpion king i think yes he was yeah yeah with the rock yeah yeah wow fight weird the film is weird i need to watch it again and i don't i don't care he's my favorite part of the daredevil movie came out with ben afleck that's tim roth by the way the guy who plays the bad guy in that movie planet of the apes what are you seeing right now it's just weird there's lots of really big actors in that movie for all the wrong reasons this one looked at me number four birth of a name solo a star wars story it's annoying some hot here's a lesson on how to please wasn't fan service i don't that was what i mean is this that was it's attempting to be fan service though it's the thing i think but i don't even i don't even think that's what i was trying to do i thought they were just i'm they thought he was smart to be like this is the origin of his name get that out of the way this is the only second you guys wanted to know how we got his last name right we're like i just assumed that his his parents were mr and mrs solo i never gave a shit but you didn't kind of find out how he got his name come on everyone know that was really was we needed it because otherwise i actually i actually know his name was at at the theater i went up to the production room and i rewound the movie back again to watch that scene a second time because it was so mind-blowing it answered everything all right some people do think it is it or would you count it as fan service i mean it depends i guess on just how lose of a definition of fan service you're going with because the idea is like they do it to please the fans that is fan service right and it's that shadow for this i thought they did it just because they thought that's what you're supposed to do in an origin film and they were they were idiots anytime you go prequel you try and shoehorn in things that tie it to the later one just because you have that ability not often do we go back in time with films right like i think that it's clever oof oof just said please look up the definition of fan service it's it's fan service it's not exactly i don't think there's a different definition for that oh fine we'll look up your fan service i just i'm searching for deception of is material and a work of fiction or in a fictional series which is intentionally added to please the audience but you could describe anything is that though intentionally added to please the audience no you smooth the very expectation this is the thing i'm arguing so that it wasn't added to please fans it was added because they were just writing a story that's an origin they were like oh yeah he's got to get his name because that's what you do in an origin story because that's something what you do when you're like 30 is you get your name yeah yeah it makes complete sense and i love if something being added to please fans makes it fan service then was the first set of triple tits and total recall the original total recall film was that fan service or only the second set of triple tits in the remake fan service i think tits are a fan service no matter what well there's a triple it's er calls every film past a new hope for star wars fans i don't think i'd like i don't think i'd like triple tits yeah i'm right oh come on no no i think two is a good come on no because then you could grab both of them and no one's feeling lonely yeah unless we get that's what your mouth is for uh that's fair yeah but that would be weird because you'd have what you're sucking at titty and grabbing two others at the same time have you never been in a three-way with a girl the one tit removed it's awesome it's weird oh my god because your hands would be up at the same level as your face you could do that in a three-way world like there was you could do that if there were four boobs there you'd just be neglecting one like you don't you know you've got feet haven't do that i guess you could do that you've got two feet so then you need five things no everything matches you got two arms she's got two arms you got two legs she's got two legs you have one penis you had she has one generally vagina but she has multiple holes come on come on if you're only using the whole i knew billy would take it here eventually i was like man it's been a while i've been talked about triple tits so honestly if i don't talk about sexual weird stuff i'm not doing my fan service i know the um the dathmore moment compared to the hand so like to me i'm like oh yeah dathmore was absolutely fan service but the hand solo naming thing i was like uh this seems like a really awkward piece of writing that they didn't think was weird at the time for some reason i felt like the dathmore thing was trying to be set up for another film that's oh it's definitely that so too yeah but they're also like absolutely like no one really liked this did they this isn't very good i think fan service is something added to a familiar familiarize with the fans that doesn't build uh under the plot right it's just there it just exists oh i got that reference i got that reference and then and then it's like a fan like the fucking one the guys from the cantina show up in rogue one on a random other planet that they have no business being on that's what i'd call fan service i mean yeah they could it's not in the movie they make really great space martinis there at that one specific that was a deleted scene for sure i can't wait until we get their own movie explaining exactly why they were there um and how that guy got it like those balls on his face like yeah ponda baba ponda baba was born that way so guys i actually got to get going i really appreciate you guys h