Live from San Jose, California, in the heart of Silicon Valley, it's theCUBE, covering Hadoop Summit 2016, brought to you by Hortonworks. Now, here are your hosts, John Furrier and George Gilbert. Okay, welcome back, everyone. We are here live in Silicon Valley in San Jose for Hadoop Summit 2016. I'm John Furrier with my co-host, George Gilbert. This is theCUBE, our flagship program. We go out to the events and extract the signal for noise. Our next guest is the president of Hortonworks. Welcome to theCUBE. We're here at Hadoop Summit 2016. You guys, at day three here, three days of wall-to-wall coverage, you just announced that this conference is going to be renamed DataWorks Summit. Yes, we did. Welcome to theCUBE. Why is it going from Hadoop Summit to DataWorks? I think I know the answer, but I want to hear from you. Well, first, thank you for having me on here, John and George. Great to be here again. So, we think there's a whole evolution in the industry that we've talked about. This year is the 10-year anniversary of Hadoop. And we've seen Hadoop go a long way from where it started around batch analytics, what you can go do, map reduce, et cetera, to today with IoT and machine learning and streaming and all of that. And we think, actually, Hadoop and the summit needs to evolve as well, too. This is not just about the Duke data anymore. It's about all data. And when you get to DataWorks Summit, it's really a reflection of all the other ways you can interact with that data. And I know the name, really, DataWorks, HortonWorks, but data does work, and that's what people want to put data to work. So, kind of nice, kind of like synergy in the naming. But, you know, categorically, we've been talking on the Cuban. We've been identifying that, you know, the big trend in the industry is to break down silos for the customer, data silos. Here in the event, Hadoop Summit, the conversation has constantly evolved. And Arun in Dublin said, it's beyond Hadoop. We've been getting that message. So, is that really kind of the expansion? Focus is to kind of open up and have a much more comprehensive event? It's about a much more comprehensive event right about technology. So, technology doesn't go away, right? What can you do around Hadoop and streaming and IoT and cloud platforms, et cetera. But we've expanded. It's not only on-premise, it's in the cloud. It's not just the hoodies and technology. It's also the suits on the business side now. And as you get to that extension, you start to say, how do you really help the business understand not what the technology does, but what it can do for them? It's a very different conversation. Yeah, I really think that's a brilliant move on your part because, again, we're seeing a conflict. We just had US Bank on and he's excited, but yet frustrated. He's stuck in the middle between two conversations that he's battling in his constituents, his stakeholders. Business value really is around the analytics. That's always been the core conversation that had Hadoop enables and among other things. And the technology is the moving train, right? So you have real growth going on on the technology side to scale with cloud and whatnot. That transformative aspect of the tech, but yet the blocking and tackling that he has to solve for the business side. He's stuck in the middle. Talk about this transformation concept and how you see Hortonworks and the ecosystem solving that problem where customers shouldn't be confused. They should be straightened on what they see the value. So there's a couple ways you solve that problem, right? I'll give you one on the technology side. It's the emergence of cloud. The cloud experience is very different. The cloud experience is, I just want to consume. And I just want to consume it that way. I don't care about all the other things behind it, just allow me to consume. So part of it is, how do you give them that experience so they can just consume what they want without worrying about all the underlying capabilities or the underlying formats, et cetera? So that's one thing that drives this. The second is this industry has emerged from people willing to take the toolbox with the early adopters and assemble all the tools and understand how to be a craftsman to say, just give me the application of how this goes works and let me go use it in context of my environment and allow me to do what 10 others before me did because there's already proof points. I don't need to assemble it myself. I'm just going to go take what works and go do it. So give me that application. That's awesome. Would it be fair to say that using Jeffrey Moore terminology, the first, the application that helped Hadoop cross the chasm was ETL offload? Was that the one that helped pay for putting the infrastructure in place? I would say ETL offload, absolutely, George, was the one that allowed Hadoop to cross the chasm, the repeatable use, what allows you to cross the chasm for repeatable use case? That's the repeatable use case that people start doing for cost savings. But now that they've done that and the data's in one place, as they start to put more and more data ingested with NIFI, put it in one place and correlate it, they get to a very different point to say, what else can I go do with all that data, like predictive analytics or increased basket analysis and retail? Because now you have the foundation from the ETL data, now I can expand to all these other candidly, much more cooler use cases that move the needle. So that's sort of my follow-up, which is if that was a common app that got most people across, it was sort of cost carve out. Are we, are you able to identify yet, let's say the top three new use cases or are they so broad that it just doesn't make sense to try and categorize them? No, so if you go across, there's obviously very specific ones by industry, but if you go across industry and say, what's the commonality? A single view of customer, how do I get a single view of that customer? If I'm a retailer, what's my omni-channel experience from how they interact with me on the web, to they're walking through the store and provide a real-time in-context offer, still single view of customer. Financial services, they own a mortgage, they own insurance, they have a checking account, can I cross-sell them over other services? That's one common use case. Second, predictive analytics. I have assets, machines, running, IoT. How can I get more utilization out of that asset by keeping it running longer? Predictive analytics. Those two are driving most of what we're seeing in terms of the opportunity. Yeah, that's interesting on the ETL. I'm glad you brought that up, George, because most people don't know what ETL is these days. It's certainly changing, and a trend that we're seeing certainly in the entrepreneurial circles of technology is machine learning is talked about everywhere, but when you apply machine learning with ETL, you have more an intelligent ETL. You have AI, so AI is in the top of the conversations. This is kind of the new thing that's coming out of the ecosystem. I'm glad you, which is why DataWorks is a great name, because it's not just about Hadoop. It's the combination of the platform opportunities that's going to enable better machine learning, an AI-like approach, where ETL eventually goes invisible.  Your thoughts on this, because ETL has always been that, well, we do ETL, but that's now going to change. Do you see that, and has that fit into your vision? Yeah, so I'd say take three stages of this. So ETL, call that stage one. Taking some of the core workloads off the data warehouse and running it in Hadoop. Second one is think now of all the BI and analytics workloads, OLAP, and all the other things. We announced a relationship with that scale very specifically around how do you state that next year of workloads that can start to now run in Hadoop and get the same benefit. Now once you have all that, now you can start to do more of the iterative machine learning on top of all that data, bring in all your other data sources, social, quick stream, et cetera. And that machine learning, why is that important? Because everything I just said on more ETL and what you do with more of the BI tends to be more on static data. Cassie comes in new, but it's static data. Machine learning is dynamically. How do I constantly refresh that? And it's really the emergence of the data and AI, artificial intelligence, into now I can get better insights dynamically. Following up on that. When you have, as a prescriptive platform, to say if you want to do ETL offload, these are the pieces you need. And I guess most of those came in your distribution. But now with predictive analytics, if you want application vendors to target a certain prescriptive platform, what might have to go in that? Or whether it's by partnership or organic development? So, now what we're starting to see is think back to the database days here, the database and the application. Now we're seeing the emergence of a series of applications, data-focused applications, not as much user-focused, data-focused applications that can run the platform. If you look around the show floor, there's difference here, there's one over there. Data RPM, which is now a predictive analytics framework and application that does iterative machine learning running on the platform. You're starting to see the emergence of these companies of that next wave of innovation. This is interesting, because you guys saw about this connected platform concept. I want to get your thoughts on, because non-stationary data really is where the vertical applications kind of do their heavy lifting, but have to be connected in. It's not just about the silos. Take us through where the evolution of the connected platform's going and how does that relate to some of the core things that you guys have done? So, three vectors, right? Vector one is, I have all this data that I want to consolidate into a data lake on-premise. So, for all that, my data rests on-premise, right? Vector two is, I've got all this data that's external to me, right? Could be social signals. It could be somebody walking through a store and the beacon goes off and you know where they're standing at the time, what they're looking at. How do I, in real time, ingest that? Probably in the cloud and go bring that data in, right? And then third is, how do I correlate all that with a common platform that allows me to do things like security and governance? And I know where the data is and I know it's secured. Whether it's in the cloud or on-premise, all that has to tie together and provide that platform service so the apps can emerge on top. And that value is going to come from platforms or apps or both? That is going to come from both because from where we get to position is we get to be the platform that people build apps on but we also get to be the platform for platform providers. We get to be the platform that the other platform providers build their platforms on and take out to market. Yeah, and I think that's great because your customers here have app developers. So one of the things that came up this last week was DockerCon. Shows that there's a real thirst for enterprise developers. In this new conference of DataWorks, are you guys going to look at expanding the agenda to include things like Spark, these other hot areas that are kind of categorical mostly the business tracks, data science? You know, we're talking about Pivotal. Data engineering is a huge concept that's exploding in terms of a new persona. Obviously the chief data officers. Then you got the developers. So how do you guys look at now the next had dupe summit changing over to DataWorks? How do you view that? What's the internal conversation? Probably a number of tracks, right? This is based on the interest we're getting from the community. This is Nustride. The community is asking for this, right? They're thirsting for it. They say things like IoT and streaming, Internet of Things and streaming. Think of that as a track of what you can go do. So where you were just going to think of the DevOps track. How do I do assembly in real time of different components and package it to go run in a DevOps type environment? So containers, assemblies, how do I go do that? That would be a second track for that type of person. Third is just raw operations. How do I run this at scale? How do I go run this and really make this work at scale? And then I'd give more around data science and machine learning. What can I do around data science and machine learning? All with the same foundation again. Hadoop summit doesn't go away. Hadoop is still a big piece of it. We had Joel Horowitz on from IBM and he was saying that, you know, they've been more parochial from an IBM perspective but you know, it's not just about Hadoop anymore. It's about the entire ecosystem. That data. And that's why people are confused by the ecosystem. I want to get your thoughts on this because people are like, oh, Hadoop ecosystem, it's not just a Hadoop ecosystem. What other ecosystems are converted? You mentioned IOT, but here in the feedback you're getting, what are the core ecosystems? You have to kind of label them. What would they look like? So definitely the Hadoop ecosystem, right? What I would call the traditional data warehousing, right, and that type of ecosystem. Now the streaming ecosystem of companies saying I need to move data. Every car that's traveling down the road, right, is now being equipped with farther and more than enough compute power to go transmit that data back and also send messages back to that car. It's a moving computer. It's moving metal and moving iron. What can you go do it? All of those ecosystems are coming together. All right, final question is, what do you say to the folks watching that are customers are saying, oh wow, sounds like a relief. I have one place to go, but they still have to get their answers all the stuck and confused and trying to figure out how to make technology that's a moving train and standards that are trying to develop work. They're under pressure to provide business value with analytics and apps. They're kind of stuck in the middle. What's your advice to them and what you guys are doing to help solve that problem? So if you ask any of the panelists and the 20 customers we had on stage talking, they all say the same thing, which is first thing is just get started, right? Don't overthink it. Don't over engineer it. Just get started with the process. That's step one. The second is you can get a lot of help and assistance. Obviously from us as a platform provider, what we do and to help you get started with it, but all of the people in the ecosystem here, we just announced a managed service provider program, which is all around somebody saying, you know what, I'll go take this off your hands. I'll just go run the whole thing for you. I'll just make this work. Those are the opportunities that you have. And assemblies might help too in reference architectures, things of that nature. Absolutely, absolutely. There'll be tracks on that in the next event. There'll be definitive tracks on that in the next event because that's where this industry's going. Her great vision, love the new event, Hortonworks announcing an industry event, DataWorks Summit that will expand and rename the Hadoop ecosystem into a data ecosystem, which is really about time. Congratulations, something we've been kind of banging on the table here on theCUBE.  It's beyond Hadoop at this point. Thanks for sharing. This is theCUBE going beyond Hadoop with DataWorks Summit announcement here. We'll be right back with more coverage here in Silicon Valley after this short break.


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J-O-N, proceed with the pep. It's time to get serious and go to work in here. Would y'all like some refreshments or some kind of Kool-Aid or something before we do this? Oh, no. Need a little more... Need a tiny cup of... No, I might be all right. I might need to tighten my little cup up a little bit. Before we start, please, can we get a cup tightened up? Tighten up the cup, that is. That is. Tighten up the cup, please. You want some? No, I'm good. I'm good. All right, yeah. I'm gonna be lonely tonight.  I got you. I'll give you a little something, sir. Oh, okay. Thank you. Thank you, Daddy. And before we proceed with this episode, these are grown women who are making their own decisions. They asked for this liquor. And if they put anything in it, they did it. We consent to the liquor.   Don't stop smoking. He need to leave that dope alone. The daddy said...  Hell no. See, she a shit-starter. I see why you partnered up with her. You need her. Yes. Where y'all from? Charlotte. Well, she's from Charleston. Well, originally, I'm from Columbia, South Carolina. Originally, I lived in Charlotte. Had to get about it there. No, not really. I moved to London and then came back. What they were talking about, don't you think? You went to London? Yeah. What part? You know Beckham? Beckham? No, I don't know Beckham. Is that like a really urban part of London? I feel like it's the end of London. You know they got blood and crips like that?  I'm droppin' blood. I'm like, what? So Nick asked me, like, what size shoes I had on...  I couldn't see it. I'm talking to you, bro. I'm listening to you, Nick. Of course. I put that on the big creek, man. Nick has sold me a little piece of weed. Like, they compressed that weed over there.   I'm about to turn to a half of the weed. I've been a few times. How you feel about it? You know what? It's actually pretty dope. Because in my mind when I go, I'd be on a mission, but it don't really be one.   Let it be what it be.  It's really a lot the same as here, but it's kind of like a left-handed version. New York. It's very New York-ish with the small spaces and things that people really love. Yeah. I don't know why they should be so small over there. They got plenty of space. They got plenty of space. It could be just as luxurious. Yeah. One of the coolest is the two juries. The weather is just terrible.  It's straight, isn't it? Yeah. The food, real. You like the food out there? I hate the food out there. They hate the food here. They do. You know why you don't like the food there?   It's delicious. It got so many drugs in it. Your body doesn't know if you're eating food or doing drugs.  I've been vegan for like... Most of the vegetables is fake. No. You know broccoli not even a real vegetable. It's a hybrid. I just found out that lettuce has no nutritional value to it. It's water. Drink some water. So wait, what's broccoli then? It's some type of a hybrid of another type of one. Collard green and... Collard flower. Collard green? Perk. Y'all take Perk. Y'all take Perk. Y'all take Perk. That's what I tell people all the time.   It's all going to turn into dookie. Dookie.  You need a vitamin to do it. Take your vitamin. But you need some lettuce. Eat lettuce. No. That's dependent on what we're proceeding with. A little Valentine's Day. So I guess we should, you know, by the time they see it, it won't be that no more. But we need to let them know that today we celebrated and, you know, we did some amazing things in the community. Went around hugging all the women who didn't have a man. Y'all did that for them? Y'all didn't call me? Hug saved lives. And it wasn't like a stranger hug. I made sure to put a pillow thrust in it. So you're just giving out not a grant. A pelvic thrust. I just let her know that I was present. I'm sure they appreciated that, though.  You were so nasty. You were so graphic when you took it. That's not really what it was. You said you gave a pelvic thrust. It was kind of like, I didn't move it. It was a one-topping. I stepped into the hug. No, it wasn't. I didn't want it to be too sexual. But there was a... I let them know I was present. You should have called me, nigga. I did. My part would have been a group hug. Nah.  I could have hugged her for the back. However you set that up with her, it had a line, bro.  Y'all really did this? Where y'all was at? I don't want to drop my location Hugging all the single bitches. Yeah. I was thinking about just starting like a late night pull-up like a cuddle service. That's a real thing. We'd like to start UberDix. Y'all can be our first guy. I'll sign up. You want to sign up?     No, they been in catfishing too. You get over there. It's a dice game going on. No, no.  It's a lot of two.  No, you can stay though.  No, he'll not. Y'all keep y'all... We're shy. Hell no. What's up? No UberMeets? No, do your thing though. I think it's about time that I say welcome back to the 85's self-show. APPLAUSE Yeah.   Yeah, right. We see everybody got their cup. And it's going down. I got my man Money Bag Mafia in here with me today. Thank you. You're real. And the lovely ladies from We Talk Back. We talk back. Now before we proceed with the top half of the show. I would like for you to introduce yourselves to the 85%ers and let them know who we have here with us today. Y'all, I'm Tam Bam. I'm official Tam Bam on Instagram. I'm co-host of We Talk Back coming from Charlotte, North Carolina. And I'm AJ Holiday. I'm a co-host in South Carolina. We're excited to be here. Very excited. What's all this excitement about? You're famous. Y'all famous.   You ain't. You gotta send the picture first. You gotta do a consultation. Do your thing, bro. No, that's not enough. That ain't enough. For meats, y'all. We're starting that and then we're gonna be selling meat. And you got some meat to sell? Okay, now if I steal a lot of her house, what are the prostitutes? You just agree. Where's your pride?  That happened to me before. That's what I'm saying. It's like real trauma. Like two to five dollars. Five dollars? I don't really carry cash like that, but five dollars in my bag, I know. You were dating a motherfucker, you crackhead. I know she got you out.  Wow, getting head. He was stealing the money. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You were giving him head and he was stealing it. No. I basically paid two to five dollars for some head one time. From who? Oh, he was giving... Yeah. Oh, that head was smacking. You ain't know what was going on.  You niggas understand. He thought he had to pay him up. He probably thought he had to grab two nice bills. He got it in the hallway head. Two loose ends. It was a 10 out of five stealing up. Damn, he got you.  No, no. I don't bring people to my house like that.  I don't know nothing. I just don't. Okay, so when you were in the location getting your pussy, your purse is there somewhere? Yeah, but I'm typically with people I trust. Yeah. I ain't had nobody steal from me. Why you went in there to steal from me? You said I don't be having people out of my house.  No, I'm not saying that. That is what you're saying. Nobody ever stole out of my purse or anything from me that I knew of. That's fair, right? She be stealing. That's what you're saying.  No, absolutely not. Look how your friend looked at you. That's her karma.  I don't steal. No. Now, one time...   Is that stealing? Did he know you had it? He didn't know I took it back. How does that steal him? Well, I gave it to him and I repossessed it. Oh, that's what you call it. Does that steal him? No. I did. Some chicks invited me and my homegirl to the career one time. The friend didn't like him like that. She just kind of played him off and went to bed. He stole 5 DVDs.  He looking at the glass half full instead of half dipped. He had a head of him. That's crazy. So you ever took something from a woman?  Hell, yeah. This girl stole my rent money one time. This one they wouldn't, but one rent money. This was all of it. She stole it.    That's what you were talking about with people you trust. I trusted her and she stole the rent money. And cashed? And cashed. I didn't think that she was going to steal it. It wasn't like it was hidden. Would you just had it out on the dressing? All right. No. You would order the money order. She stole the money order? And cashed it. Damn. Her whole argument is she didn't steal it. She just took it. That's still it. That's still it. That's still it. I forgave it over because you know God bless me.   Anybody see this? Sound like a simp series. Yeah. No, we broke up. So we got a segment on our show called simp series and that's where you share a time that you got played by a woman for sure. Oh, I got a long list of them. It happens though. It can be from high school. In my adult life. All right, share another one.  Yeah. It's a lot of... You got one? I do the playing, baby. I don't get played. Oh, you ain't never been played? Not once. Says the nigga who been played. For food and shelter. Oh, you a dinner whore? Yeah, yeah, well, but they cooking it in the hot, you know, hot, you know, nice bed after I'm done. Okay.  You can't play with me. Can't play with a nigga like me. Nine times out of ten, the nigga you call yourself cheating on me with, I don't know when I told him about you. Oh, wow. I done gave him a resume on you. Oh, wow.  Hell yeah. You can't stop nobody from watching. You can't stop nobody. That's the first rule of the game. You got to know that. It ain't never about to put it. Yeah, it can't be tender. Hell no. Sometimes, a lot of times, the nigga ain't crazy. It just be the payback. Yeah, women need a reason. Men just need a time and a place.  Before she get bad, you really supposed to learn this nigga and learn. They don't be paying attention to that. That's a lie. Y'all be a whole different nigga. So what you mean, learn them? How you gonna learn them? I'll be demonetized. The head was so good, she lost five dollars. The head was not actually not that good. Your head, you had it.  That's all I pay for. Little discount head. Little clearance. That ain't even it. Crack head. Come on man, July 16. You know what time it is. QC, Queens City, Charlotte, North Carolina. We're coming to the Bojangles arena.  See how excited she was? That's how excited y'all better be. July 16, we come to the QC. July 16, come to the show. Come on now. You see that? Working on two things. QC, Charlotte, July 16. Bojangles arena. Come to the show. She's gonna be doing dread. She's gonna be doing dread. She's gonna be doing dread. She's gonna be doing dread. July 16, she's gonna do it for you. At a discounted price. You get your tickets today. Smell like incense, no cash. She smell like cocoa butter made from scratch. July 17, July 16. And Charlotte, North Carolina. The Bojangles arena. Come on in here man. This is the third grade teacher. And she will be giving out books. July 16, Charlotte, North Carolina. Get your tickets. Books for the kids. Hey, what's up Chicago. It's your man Carlos Miller. July the 21st. In the city. Pull up, oh man man. You know I'm gonna be a derivier of theater man. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's gonna come through here too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing. It ain't even called a hood blessing before. Like when you driving home and you see the polly behind you for a little bit. Then they hit the light and just scoot on beside you. Yeah. Yeah, that's the good old blessing right there. So you know. Put your little clean outfit on. Make sure your lady looking good and pull up on you both, man. We're gonna have a good time. We're talking good. Chicago, it's July the 21st. Come check up on me. We're gonna be cleaner than a mug in there. Come see me. At the end of the day I'm on tour. Make sure you get the tickets. I'll let them in. I'll see you when I get there. Y'all just getting this away. You should collect the niggas from the shelter. You got some free head. The niggas lived in my apartment complex. It wasn't a random person. You got some clothes in. At the time. You had some clothes at. So you would knock on the door like, what am I fired out of there?  Did you let them come back? Hell no. I found out the $5 was missing because after I got the head this is before Vibrator had rechargeable batteries. I went to the gas station to get batteries. And a couple dollars was gone. How long ago that was? It was a long time ago. They got rechargeable batteries now? Yes.  They got a robot. They got all kind of stuff for y'all. You could just say it on the Apple Watch. Charge up the Vibrator. So you only want a real woman, you want a robot? Yeah, I want a real one, but I want a robot. To do what? What kind of robot? A full-sized woman? That's why they're not really working on no fake pussy technology like that.  They like from the 80s. They're not even close to real.  That ain't creepy. That ain't what we want. That ain't what we want.    They got way better toys than us. They know men are going to stop going to work. Ain't going to be no traffic. Everybody ain't going to be no traffic. Ain't nobody going to sell it.  It's over with.  Don't let them make a robot.  It's over. See, I wouldn't need a woman no more after that.  I ain't coming here.  Exactly.   No, you got to get to know me. Why long have I been on you? It ain't been 90 days. I'm not giving up. Oh, no, you better get to know me. I wrote this poem earlier. Tell me what you think about this. The earth still spinning as the wind blows round. What? I'm just dipping my bag. Keep my mind off pussy-pussy. Got the robot pussy. Niggas gonna be in the club for 30 minutes.  Haven't seen you in months. Face time. Ain't going no goddamn way. Got my social security set up. Been a dragon ever. You thought they bought Jordans? Niggas be standing in line waiting for that goddamn... I don't believe things like that. Y'all just haven't been... We searching them.  Ain't there yet? I'm telling you, it ain't there yet.   It's not even visually appealing. We talked about this earlier. I saw a post online from somebody said that, sorry to break it to you, but all pussy feel the same. That's cow. Yeah. Probably wouldn't know niggas for real. Probably wouldn't know niggas for real. There's so many different pussies out here. What's the difference? They got that good boneless pussy. Boneless? All of them boneless.  They got that boneless. Hell yeah. Look at the men in the room.  That's a new pussy. That's a pussy. That snatch. It's an old word. Pussies do not feel the same.  Watch these men in here.  It's this little spot in your back you can feel it in. It's like right between your shoulders. That's like a chakra in your back. Like in the man back. I'm talking about it.   That you can just go straight in. You know how niggas that go to the pool and get dashed. Straight in. Don't even warm up.  You gotta take a little shower before you get in the pool.  Eat it for what? Eat it.  Man I'm talking about that pussy. As soon as you get in there you're like you gotta put a game plan together in like one five seconds. That's it.  It exists.  You feel me? I feel it.  I'm talking about the kitchen cold. That nigga have laid the dish rag on the middle. I'm talking about it. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.    Love the surprise.   Come on now.  I found him a nigga in. She was like 7, 6, 8, 8.   I got my parking spot. Tailgating. Tailgating like a boy. That good was that tailgating. Tailgating. Then there's the pussy.  That mean it good, but it ain't worth what she doing.  Just the first cook that won't be on the trail of me. It makes it different though. The owner. The pussy can be as good as the owner. I know I'm gonna say all that. So that's more emotional than it is physical. See sometimes when me and say pussy we not talking about vagina.    You're too deep for the intro. But I don't want nobody to just listen to me talk and then feel like you gotta be that. You need to disagree because we ain't live the same kind of life.  I've been there. I ain't never had that. Your back ain't never tingle? That nigga nerve bad. That she hit me right now. That ain't got to out of nerve. You know what song was playing?  Had some of that pussy made me believe in myself. That's the best gun.  I'm talking about performing in front of thousands of people who didn't even know me at the time. You can only do that. You can only gain that kind of confidence. From a woman not pussy. What she was giving? She was giving you motivation. She was inspiring you. What I just said. All that mixed together. Pussy talk. Now you feelin' me.   The energy. We put all that in the good. That's what made it good.  That motivation and inspiration.    You ain't inspiring this nigga.  I don't know about that bone in pussy. I ain't never heard of that. What is a bone in pussy? That's...  I never heard of boneless. Tradition. It's just boneless. When you pick the bone up and all the meat fall off it. That's what it is. It's just fallin' off the bone. You know what's the anatomy. It's what I'm sayin'.  It's just boneless. It's not to be boneless the way this one fuckin' is. Hey, what's the stuff? What? You got a left and a right. All this fuckin' boneless. All of my... Alright, don't... It might not be the right words to use. Somebody out there in the atmosphere. I get what you're sayin'. But it's all about passion and connection, really. You think so? For you. No, but that's all you really said was this person. I'm sayin' that's what make it. Yeah. Y'all some very attractive ladies. Do y'all have men trying to spend the block a lot? Absolutely. You mean spend the block like come back?  Absolutely.  It was number five dollars. Nah.  Two years ago.   What's the success rate? You know what? When I was younger, they could spend the block. But now I ain't no spendin' the block. Damn y'all strict down here. For real? Who got time for that shit? We got a good... People make mistakes. It's okay to make mistakes, but at some point you just gotta... I'm tryin' to get to that point. I find it offensive when a nigga be like man, I shoulda, I shoulda woulda coulda.  You know, it took us a minute. It be after they be done, got married, and the kid was somebody else. They growin' up, they growin' up. I shoulda, I shoulda woulda, because niggas married a safe woman. They do what? They married a safe one. What's the difference? And then y'all still fraternized with the real ones with the depth that y'all shoulda married. Right. I don't know.   I don't know.   You don't see the ones that's happy. That's the thing. The ones that's unhappy bein' in the streets. I don't know if I want to hear it. Okay, let's hear it. Tell me somethin' slick so I can slide. What he said? Niggas that married funny-looking men that married funny-looking women be the happyest facts. Funny-looking. Would you be funny-looking like with nobody else's life? They both funny-looking people. You got a marriage.  A bad-ass chicken did. This nigga did it. It don't never work like that.  I don't care what country you live in. Stressed out. Fat dudes got more money than regular-sized niggas. Fat dudes got paid for it.     It's three fat niggas somewhere in New Jersey.  I was... I was... I was 230. I was playing defensive tackle. My hand was so good, I went to the purse. What? He got a nickname on it. He called...  Poochie. Poochie.   Man, man.   That's facts. Dorm North Carolina. July 15th. Dorm North Carolina. When she go city, he knows it. He be up there. Get your tickets. Yeah. That ain't it. That's the Bull City right there. That's the Bull City. Yeah, we comin'. Nah, they don't like that. July 15th. Dorm North Carolina. Dorm North Carolina 7th.  They don't like that. They don't know it. It's over. It's the state, North Carolina. Everybody's going, man. That would've probably been better. What? You know what I mean? July 15th. All right, no. Now, put it in there. Come on. Tell them to come to the show that July 15th, so they don't think we laugh. They don't even like that. You see what she said? July 15th. Dorm North Carolina. July 15th. North Carolina. You know what she said? Dorm Carolina. She ain't say a new one, but it's North. North Carolina. There you go. I was 21, 20 years old, right? So, for me with that kind of money, still living in the project, we had to figure it out. What's happening, Phoenix? I'm not speaking for every man in the... If I make it to be making $200 million, nigga, I can make $200,000.  So, if Zion, if you want to do that, live your life. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Dre and Nicole. And you are tuned in to another episode. Show these little tricks. That didn't buy how I done took y'all everywhere.    What we got right here? What we got right here? This granddaddy, man. This is what I got for my 40th. I ain't do nothing to it. Usually, I put 4Gs on everything I got. I ain't do nothing to this, but put some music in there, you know what I'm saying? Did you do the do on it? You did a booty cat. You was hitting on that joint? Yeah, 100%. A guy, damn, okay. That's living a life.  Shit, nigga be broken and bitch, man. Think about it.  You be like, I know God ain't got me out here living like this.   If you ain't never broke a female with no chicken. Now, it's nothing that you know me and should glorify and be proud of, but you know, it's just culture. Hey, what's up, Virginia? July 22nd, I will be in Tyson's corner. Talk to me. What you got going on in the 22nd? Pull up on me. What's the thing that correct? That's what we're going to be. Make sure you grab those tickets and pull up on me. I've been trying to see you. I know what you said about, come over there though. I'm working on something bigger than us. If you didn't go to church today, don't worry. We got you. It's the blessings that's going to come through here too. Church ain't number three or more people. Anybody ever been know that? Don't block your blessing in here. It might not be your church blessing. It might be like your hood blessing.  Yeah, that's the good old blessing right there. Because at the end of the day, I'm on tour and I need you to be there so I can tell some jokes to you. I'll see you when you come see me. Go to the old jet magazine, look at the beauty of the week. Then look at the people who got married that week. Fat niggas. They end up with the finest women. Or maybe they're the only ones who want to get married. That could be that joke. The rest of y'all niggas is bad bitches.  It ain't even really enough bad bitches for everybody to have one. It's all an illusion. It's a lot of bad bitches, especially in Atlanta. When it comes to bad bitches, we play the scratch off. It's not anywhere. We never win. We be happy with that. Oh, shoot. I'm telling you. It ain't lying.  But that's not what y'all want.  But they cheat. I look right in the camera and say this. Don't nobody cheat more than big women. Damn.  Big women can attract any group. They got Hispanic niggas.  Then they have a few NBA niggas and cash happening. Little secret big girl sites they won't even know.  They be having all type of big girl pool parties that they don't want nobody to come to.   My momma told me my soulmate a BB Debbie.   Niggas really hypocrites when it comes to big women. They come from a family of big women but you'll never see them with none. I don't see that at all. I think men who have big moms usually date bigger women.  Yeah, they do. They just push them off. I love big women. Who is shelter? Who is shelter? What do you think the best kind of big woman is? I don't want you to say it right so they don't get mad. One that smells good. They most of them do smell good. Just a pretty face. The big women with that pretty face though. I feel like you're in a real big girl.  I feel like you're in a real big girl if you can't sing though. That's not a thing. No, that ain't it. Lil' Mermaid.  Those bitches are definitely flexible. I don't like big women that can ruin a pair of flip flops though. Everybody can ruin a pair of flip flops though. I'm just saying you can make no bitches big. It be looking like it needs to kick fat. You're in the right weight class. I need to see your flip flops.  I love it. See big women, they let you be the little spoon. You can't just talk about big women too. You gotta throw the skinny one into it. Skinny women come as long as you don't have to kind of answer where your penis sag in the back.   I always want to see like skinny woman niggas with the stretch marks on her booty. That booty would try to be fat. Trick me booty is what it's called.   You know what I'm talking about? Like a mouth. Little booty cheeks at the bottom. She got a whole head but then the booty cheeks just small at the bottom.     That's not true. That's true.    I would say that. I would be trying to tell y'all that. I would say that. You think you do believe it.  I'm glad you look like tadpole. I'm glad you look like tadpole.  Hey man! How you hide it. I don't get up. I don't get up no more than that.  And all of you went niggas on Clubhouse. Feet to the ceiling. Two comforts. How you doing?  Boy, you crazy. I'm motherfucking kidding. I'll never, never, never want to see your head, man. I did a real talk right there. I'll never let her see you butt cheek, bro. That's crazy. I need to see. Yeah, I want to see. When you get up and go to the bathroom. This is so wrong with y'all eating. A lot of women are obsessed with men that have little flowers right there. She said Niggas been asking her to eat it. No, I ain't saying that. You didn't say that. I didn't say that. I was asking me to eat it.  Men on social media. These niggas are weird. You see how these weird niggas be having us?   It's them. What, what, what? It's a whole different.  As a man. Yo. Look at him. See?  That nigga was born in 90s. I was checking on Jack. Niggas already ate it. I was like, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? I was checking on Jack. Niggas are crazy. I was checking on Jack. Yeah. Yeah. That's a different thing.  I don't eat like. I'm just trying to understand.   Don't ever try me like that. I get on all foes. I just know. I just know. I just know. Hey, baby. You don't eat. You don't eat. I don't eat.  I don't eat. You didn't ask me to eat. I don't eat. I don't eat. It's a thing now. I'm not into that though.   No more of this but it was a foreign man. It ain't boring people don't watch anymore. No, not people watch Twitter Oh, that is definitely foreign too.   You're gonna make no money. I'm gonna do one too. I was gonna just get on there Just just be going live just listening to other other motherfuckers. Just listen. It was gonna be feet. Like you should do it You got nice feet They I that's gonna get you paid.     Yeah It's a fetish. Yeah, that I'd be surprised the type of shit there and it'll help you up watch facts I Almost went to rehab one time for what because I was watching the porn one night and then I just I stopped Then I looked at the title and I was like why am I watch this is disgusting. What was it pregnant ebbing the gang bang? I always find myself in the BBW section. No, don't pregnant emity gang bang. Yeah, I'm dead It got to the point. Well, you know, we just gotta do something. You don't talk about it That's what I knew what my land was it. It's like that's the line Okay, now I want to go. I don't I don't want to cross it going back now. I'm going back That was a good choice. I stopped.  No, my boyfriend was addicted to porn and this is how I found out so I Was I worked a lot, right? I had two jobs at the time I was traveling a lot it was just a lot of work every time I would come home for work I would find two little pieces of tape in the stairwell two little pieces of tape in the bathroom Two little pieces of tape in the kitchen take two little pieces of tape.  It means you're jacking off with somebody. Somebody pop up in there, motherfucker. Yeah, we got you in there, man. You need to go cash out that money. We put the footage out. Hey, man, go over there, bullshit, man. They ain't got nothing, man. They ain't got nothing, bruh. That's like a rumor's about to start joining.  Put it out. Put it out.   Go ahead. Go ahead, though. What else now? So, you know, when I came to him about it, he admitted what it was, and I was like, you are masturbating entirely too much. And he's like, you're working entirely too much. He was a stay-at-home husband. No, he's not a stay-at-home. That's what y'all do when we go on too long.  At least he was jacking off. He could have been cheap.  That's too much every day. No, that nigga, that was a loyal nigga right there. Perhaps. That tape would have been at somebody else's house. You know, on somebody else's house. I done bust two nuts right here all the time. I'ma leave you with this. 22. Hey, getting stronger and stronger. He jacking off the whole time. Yeah, my girl, look, I ain't put this one on.  That's cold, though. You think he watched this show? Give him a shout-out. Say that nigga name right now. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Shout-out to the nigga, bruh. He ain't gonna watch this. I heard it in the background while I was watching Pinky.   They talking about me. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Miranda Cole. And y'all know, Orlando, we owe y'all, so we coming back in a big way. August 10th, Poor Minds is coming to Orlando for our live show. Yes, we coming to Orlando in Prove. I cannot wait to see all y'all faces. You know, unfortunately, we had to reschedule these days. So I'm super excited to come out and see y'all doors open at 7. Yes, and the show starts at 8, and we back bigger than ever. Let me tell y'all, y'all should be happy because this show, this round, it's super lit. So Orlando, August 10th, doors open at 7. Show starts at 8. Orlando in Prove. We'll see y'all, and we outside Boogie's period. Put it on, because we coming. Enjoy yourself. You know your car getting broken into tonight. We are shooting a special and you is doing your only fans content on stage. I'm trying to get some more follows. This is easy.  Why you say that? Because I was had the other day ordered a pregnancy pillow. The one that you lay between the legs. That ain't really a bad idea. I'm at home taking naps like I'm 10 months. Mr. Don't forget the tip of bartender. Mr. Anyway, coming his own. Charlotte, North Carolina, man. July 17th, pull up on your boy, man. I don't like the poor in the day, man. It's too, it's too plotted out.   You're like that. It's too plotted out today. You in the classroom, the teacher walk in, y'all talking.  I prefer a plot. You like a plot? I prefer like a setup. It's weird. Just be like, how much are we in pain for this?  Yeah, no. I need a plot. Not gonna do it like this. That girl don't have no plot. This sure don't have a plot in the day, bro.  Give them all the fun to eat. Then she come back dressed like a strip of dancing in somebody living room. It did too planned, too thought out today. I don't like it today. Then let's direct some porn, man.  For Uber Meats. Hey. Boom. But it's gotta have a plot, though.  I have a good idea for y'all. Because I would never do it. But y'all can have it. I'm gonna give it to y'all. Okay. Y'all can start our only fans, right? And get girls to re-enact sex scenes from movies. That sounds too much like traffic. Look, and then they can put cardboard cutouts of Jada Pinkett on their face. From a porn? From a porn? What was the movie they were doing? The second year.  I need the money. That ain't it. That ain't it. No, that ain't it. People will watch that. People will watch that, no? And then the women have anonymity.  No? All right.  I'm gonna put it out there and then it's gonna be big. Y'all gonna wish y'all was on. Hey, look at it. Don't leave it by me. Not me. I'm just gonna produce it. You letting the wind win, AJ. What you was doing? They got that. What was that? The union got quiet.  You're thinking to yourself now. That period of reflection. You know what I was just thinking about? During the pandemic, I had put on Instagram, like, would anybody pay for a virtual strip club? They do. And a month later, everybody was on my fucking...  Exactly. I thought about it first.  You got to go and do it. Because it's like the 100th monkey thing. Like, as soon as one thought, everybody is just spread. Hell yeah. You got to hurry up and put it out. The only downside I was thinking about doing the quarantine is like, now it's just like social media is just burnout at this point. I agree.  Like, now it's just... What's next? What's next? You think it's ready for the metaverse. There's a lot of people who don't like being themselves, so they can't wait to reinvent themselves as a...  Avatar. In the club. In the metaverse. No, my 40th birthday coming up, I'm about to reinvent myself. Who you going to be? I'm about to get on Facebook with a jacket on. Facebook is like real life, right?  Black comedy, well, all I got to do is get that old style microphone and a blaze in me. Oh, you're not doing that. I can't hear it. I'm a little crazy on that. I'm like, man, that's a clone, man. They didn't even call it a clone. I heard about them. They wouldn't waste a clone. They clone Tyrone. What do you think the old me? You think the old me will be quiet long enough for them to clone me? No. No, I'm going to show up. Nigga, that ain't me.  Nah, but the clone's going to be you. They just changed you up. No, it'll still be you. It won't be a new body. It'll be your body. I'll find a way to let y'all know. They upload a new product.  Like, get up. Go help Carlos.  Keep saying that for this ain't me.  I feel like that's what would be happening with Kanye. Like the real Kanye would be coming out sometime. I'm going to let y'all know something ain't right.  Yes. I be scared when we don't hear from that nigga for a while. I know. I'm going to say something, man. God, damn.  I've got the world thinking I'm crazy.  That nigga be at home being regular than the motherfucker. Tied the motherfucker.  Who on here this shit? Tied. Long day fighting the white man. We're going to get him tomorrow, right? We got to get you in the trap. He'll come.  Nah, man. If y'all some real niggas, y'all ain't going to delete it. Don't put it like he can't do that. If y'all have y'all real niggas, you won't delete it. He couldn't do that around y'all. I don't think he'd come here and talk like that. That nigga was on clubhouse a couple weeks ago. That's clubhouse. That nigga would come up in here. Not face to face with them. Yeah, he would. Why not? I'm saying he would come here, but he wouldn't say nothing. I think this would be a safe space. No? He would. I think that's just him. Yes, he would. Big champ nigga. Everybody was drunk. Them niggas don't drink. Kanye was drunk. Listen to that nigga saying something crazy up here. That nigga wasn't drunk. He was on point. He was hitting it. He put it to his mouth. I'm not mad at you. He don't want to talk to us because we all understand. We don't have the answers. You don't have the answers, Carlos. I know. I'm not the nigga asking you no questions. The answer is love. It ain't. That's the answer. Love. It's always love. It ain't. It's always love. That's the answer. That's beautiful. Love. Let's clap for love. It's Valentine's Day. I'll clap for some love. Maybe it is Valentine's Day. Y'all was giving us hugs. That's love.  That's energy. Right. And you get on that person that you feel comfortable with, you could be vulnerable with. What you start doing? Crying. Right. When you get that hug from that person. That's real. Love. Love. That's what the world needs. Yeah. When you don't have enough love to go around. That's the problem. We got no structure to go around. People don't grow up with love. When this realm hate prevails. You think so? Nasty people prevail. You're absolutely.  It's free thinking to me.  You can't do that no more. Why not?  Let me do it. I want to do it. My truth. Because being wrong is so profitable. Right. Loud and wrong. Especially in the black community.    Like you gotta have a bad no good. Exactly.   Not avoiding it. No, that's not fair. You just find your people. Right. Right. But we should condemn people that are doing wrong. We should condemn them. Yeah. But I'm saying not necessarily doing wrong. People who are doing wrong. No, that's not my job. That's what I'm saying. It is all of our jobs. It's not my job. It's all of our jobs. And that's the problem. What's wrong though? It's all subjective. Everything is false. Yeah, we all live at free will. Because everything is subjective. Okay, that's fair. But you know the difference between wrong and right. Some people on the path are wrong. That's their destiny. They have to make these mistakes so they can know where the right is. So you don't feel like you can be in a position to help people correct their wrong? Yeah, but sometimes it's not your position to help people until they'll accept it. Help won't even help until the person is willing to accept it. You can do everything. Right, but if you're not there doing it, they ain't never going to receive it, right?  People have to go to a certain phase and whatever they're going through before they realize that they may need help. Y'all let that run in course. Exactly. Just be ready. That's fair. But sometimes... Being ready to help and being available and having resources to help. Now that's the way that you can be prepared for that. Everybody ain't ready for help. Everybody ain't ready for help. Hello. Right, and that's fair. But when you're speaking about adults, when you're speaking about young people, I think it's a different story. I think adults and young people are the same people. I feel like adults need to ask more than young people. Sometimes it takes people longer to get to the point of adulthood. Your age don't have nothing to do with adulthood. Right, I agree. Because you can be at a certain age and still have a childish young mentality. You know what I mean? People get stuck at the phase where they had the most fun. So, y'all saying that y'all don't feel like y'all can get with a child and change the trajectory of their life just by being helpful? Absolutely. When you still ain't going to be able to beat genetics and things that are... Right. That's why old people be like, man, who is this family? Who is this people is? Exactly.  Right. That should matter. Yeah, I don't like that. Genes matter. You can't tell them what they're doing wrong these days. It's impossible. I don't understand though. You can definitely give a child the resources to have a better future. It better be your child. Right. But there are still going to be things in life and decisions that they make that aren't going to be the right one. Right. That's fair. That's fair. I understand that.  I agree. I agree. I agree.  What they could have been that they would have had two parents. They wanted. You got to do it. You got to do it. Just somebody who cared. Right. And once you get to the point in your life where you start taking accountability for yourself and that's what it really is. You think of drinking a red cup? Accountability. That's a big word. For yourself. Once you realize that your life is nobody's fault but yours. That's what people don't want to do. That sound like accountability. That's what we're talking about. That's exactly what it is.  Accountability. Yeah. I don't like it.  It's hard.   I mean, I do it but I don't... Who likes to be accountable?  It's hard to accept it. Right? I'm glad you're speaking your truth today for all the women out there who like to stand there. Listen, that's everybody. That ain't just me.  So we'll come on in like that. Niggas can't. That's a lie, dawg.  I know some niggas mad at me. That's a lie. Bro, niggas been mad. Not in the relationship. Like, if y'all stay together. Niggas been mad at niggas for help. I'm not talking about mad with a niggas. I'm talking about mad with your wife.  That's why you gotta lie to them. Right. Don't ever tell a niggas the truth. Okay? Now you can't handle the truth. Most women know how to end the argument. You know the facts. She can end yours. You can't end hers. You can't end hers. Nope. Because you don't have to... See, that's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. Really?  I don't know. I don't know.  Uh-uh. Do something else. Nope.  It ain't. But it'll help. It'll start... It'll start dropping it down. Yeah. And to get the conversation back started.  Facts. Shit. I feel like that's it. It never worked for me. You never see the niggas. You gotta help. Slow hand and full plate. Okay, that's it.  It's a mess in the name of you. Yeah. Okay, that's fair. We get to cover our eye while y'all taking our drawers off.  The same mad you was before. So it don't change nothing. Yeah, yeah. Why about two days? Two days maximum, man. They got two days of them niggas. That's a damn lie, man. No, that's a lie. It depends on what they mad about. Men hold grudges. Big ones. You can't tell niggas nothing. They hold grudges. I've been trying to tell these niggas. They don't listen to me.   Nah, that ain't real. I don't hold no grudges. That ain't real. That ain't real. Nah, that ain't real. That ain't real. They got mad at niggas. You don't even know. Right. They don't exist. Look, that. You can't live like that.  Nah, man. Right. What y'all feel about open relationships? I ain't anyone. You in a relationship?  People who be in them, that's a different level. That's a special interest group. So you don't ever want a relationship? That's a special interest group. So you never want to be in a relationship just you and another woman? What you mean? Like you and just a woman. A committed relationship. Like a committed relationship. Man. Nah, there's still a young man back then.  Right.  I don't want to wait until your pencil don't write no more. That's right. It's too many pills out here.  Kills.    What do you make for women? They make for women. They help. They got the pill, they got the honey. They got a honey pack for women. They got vaginal rejuvenation. Yes, sir.  They don't need to do none to it. Shit. But you avoided the relationship question. No, I'm not ready yet. I feel like I'm a nigga. I deserve it. My leg hurt like one more time. Where do you get the... If you had a wife, she would help you get that leg better. You know, y'all niggas be out here nightying improperly. You ain't McDonald's.  I feel like you're a nigga. Because you don't have a wife. Women keep men alive. Women keep men alive. But then here's the thing, women die early when they're married. Exactly. For real? Yeah. Men live longer, y'all better get y'all a wife.   See, that's why... Y'all live longer when y'all are married. Don't do that. The Bible says man shouldn't be alone. The Bible don't say nothing about women loving men. But you know what I say, men shouldn't be alone. You know what I say? Men shouldn't be alone. Men shouldn't be alone. Men shouldn't be alone. Men shouldn't be alone. Man shouldn't be alone. The Bible don't say nothing about women loving men. But you know what I say? Men shouldn't be alone. Because he need more than two women. Y'all can't even say that. It ain't. It ain't. It ain't. You just made me have one of them life flashes. Your epiphany? Hell yeah. Where'd you think about it? That's crazy. I feel like all men... Thinking about how you can be with somebody. Like you said, you get married. Women live like they life expectancy is shorter.   Like y'all ain't never let it go. That's not men home.  No, I got to die.  Uh-oh. And they haven't. Yes, the man goes shortly thereafter. No. Them n****s, we're so generous. They want to go see.  No, I think you're about to go disturb that n***a.  He want to see what she's doing. She's going to cheat in the afterlife. She's going to hit me. He's going to hit me. He's going to hit me. He just ain't here been chilling with Elvis and all these motherfuckers. Excuse me, guys. He's going to get better by me. Excuse me, Lord.  I mean your tur- I mean your heaven. My man. I just got here on my first night. I'm sorry. I'm tripping already.  On me. They said, buy another. We going to look over at the kids and blow.  I keep calling the trick. Nah, yeah I ain't. My first day up here. You don't get cast out. Gotta aim all the head.  Nah, let me talk to my wife. Can I talk to my n***a? Can I talk to my lady? Can I talk to my wife? You think you're right? I can't talk to my mother. Like a wife.  I ain't mean to sick. Come on. Come on. Take it here, take it here, come on, come on. They're like guilty. I think they can deserve more than one. Then you get down there, the devil planned, the devil's advocate.  You get it.  You want to talk to him? Man, let that, let it, now you see why I don't like the niggas. I don't like the niggas. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm telling you. This is what I'm telling you. Like, y'all know my heart. Y'all know my heart. Niggas own it. You don't believe in me, but look, on me, that's my brother. You still believe in that whore. Come on, man. See, y'all think God is land? He ain't say y'all. Why ain't he say nothing?  Y'all ain't even got that stuff. Who got your freak? Who got your freak?   He ain't even that hot. I see a t-shirt with him. It ain't even a t-shirt with him. It's a t-shirt with him. Hey, you're my nigga, Tectop. You thirsty?    Feel it, feel them all. All right, now.     Feel that bottle. There you go. People in here don't want ice water. People in here don't want to come down. This is crazy. Oh, good dude. I couldn't even go through the bottle. There you go. Y'all think God is a man. I don't think God is a man or a woman. He is a superior. He's the superior. Obviously, you think it's a man. Right. She can't give life. She. Don't do that. Let's do it. We don't want to get deep. No, we don't. Yes. So why y'all think God is a man? We don't. I think whatever y'all think. God is the God and me. Okay, that's fair. Period. This ain't poetry. This ain't poetry. He like. That's fair. I received that. And just like you said women can create. That's the part of God that's who you- You come in the soft, is it going to make a baby? I'm going to ask you one question. Y'all never been a woman that created a man Anybody without some type of sperm. Yes, I'm gonna tell y'all the word for it right now I'm gonna tell you I want me to just get pregnant out of nowhere. Yeah, there was one there Jesus mama didn't have Amen Look, she was The Virgin refers to her purity In the Bible like all of these people Purity made unmarried All of us who are unmarried are virgins.  That's why they said they had many wives Listen, Gabrielle Every man deserve more than one woman I got what I got one good. I could bella Yeah You know niggas out here, they be out here. They just might be not as attractive. So yeah, you got a They got good spirit and can make me laugh. There's y'all got no kids yet.  Okay, my kid's gonna be beautiful regardless My kids gonna be beautiful regardless, I just feel like I'm trying to call there by the bed view knowing that And then you know, it's easy to get a job when you got one It's easy to get a job when you got a job.  Oh, I got the word. It's called Partheogenesis Is when is when a woman can create without the sperm? It doesn't exist baby and it happened at one point Yes, it did She found the one person that might they said it happened one time One time you said it went to the moon A bunch of women We don't get enough credit as me We pregnant right now My nuts I gotta put them Baby from a soft dog Coming in dirty tea tops and You got the Cultivate life I gotta put this baby in you and you cook it the seed It is no longer yours They gotta have a supply Yes women need to pay I said for the men who don't pay child support. This is your baby. He came out your nuts first first Yeah, that's right. I can't even 34 years. So you shouldn't be on child support. You should be asking for a receipt For a receipt. Yep. Yeah came out my nuts first. Yeah, you joy, right?  We should easily be able to get custody.  Yeah, that's true That's fair. We got you got the other hand The bigger half yeah, okay long as y'all can admit that It's kind of like I don't even know this. 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Hello people of the internet, my name is Johnny and welcome to a very special FNAF news type video. The reason why this video is so special is because we just got a lot of very amazing news on FNAF Plus. If you don't know about FNAF Plus, basically it is a official reimagining of the very first FNAF game. It's being developed by Phil Morg aka Fiznam and it is a port of the fanverse initiative. We just got a huge teaser trailer. It was 13 minutes long called Breaking and Entering and not too long after the posting of that video, Phil actually went on Twitter and held a Q&A for the game. And we have a lot of stuff to talk about. I won't waste any more time. If you're new here, please make sure you're subscribed to the channel. Also, maybe hit the like button. And as you can see, I got my Johnny Block's mug. Oh my gosh, it's amazing. New merchandise on my store right now. And my shirt just came in today. So if you like what you see, maybe go check out the merch. So let's start off with Kane Carter's tweet because the legend he is supplied us with basically a overall summary of the Q&A. I do have a few more questions and answers that I threw into the video that weren't on Kane's tweet just because I thought they were interesting. But first I want to go over Kane's again massive tweet. So buckle up. This is going to be a very long, very detailed video. So as you can see, Kane splits the questions up into four different categories. Lower, General, Gameplay, and Comparisons with FNAF One. First up, you have there are some changes from the original game's story and timeline.  Of course, you know, this is a reimagining. So it makes sense that some things are going to be different. A lot of secrets and mysteries from the original FNAF will be expanded upon. It's certainly going to be interesting what Story Bits Phil decides to expand upon. Since this is technically his reimagining of the first game, he can kind of do whatever he wants. While at the same time kind of staying roughly on script with what he talked about with Scott. Number three, neither Foxy nor the puppet killed the protagonist in Breaking and Entering. That's interesting because we always thought that the puppet was going to be on our side in FNAF. And then we saw the trailer for Breaking and Entering and we thought we saw the puppet kill whoever perspective we were looking from. The high school kid that went into the pizzeria. So if it wasn't Foxy nor the puppet, who could it be? Moving on to general information number four, Golden Freddy may or may not return. It seems like the question is why would he? I know a lot of people are upset that Golden Freddy might not return into the game. But honestly, if it doesn't make sense for him to be in the game, I'm fine with him not making an appearance. Golden Freddy was an Easter egg in the first game, but since Phil has what appears to be a very strict script and plans for the game. If Golden Freddy doesn't fit into it properly, I'd rather just not have him be in it. So we're gonna have to wait and see is Golden Freddy in FNAF plus so far we don't know. Number five, the animatronics will not have voices. I'm actually happy about this one because I feel like it would be so less creepy if they talked to us. It'll be interesting to see if they make the same groaning or like moaning sounds that they do in FNAF one when they're outside of your door. I think having something like that could be cool. Number six, Phone Guy will not return. An alternative has been planned that fans may enjoy. This is something else people are kind of upset about. Honestly, I'm a bit upset about it as well. You know, Phone Guy is iconic. I do wonder what this alternative is. Is it some sort of hand unit? Is it something completely different? Number seven, at least Spanish subtitles are planned for the game. Other languages are unconfirmed right now. That's exciting. More languages means more people have the opportunity to play the game, which is always nice. Number eight, Foxy will continue to have pants slash trousers on his design. Number nine, the release of the PC version of FNAF Plus will not rely on the completion of its ports. For some people that might suck in case you don't have a PC, but honestly, I think it's fine. Usually with ports, they do come after the initial release of the game. I'm pretty sure it's only flumpties that is going to release all of them all at once. And also, I mean, it's kind of up to Phil when he decides, All right, I'm going to release the game now, or I'm going to wait for the ports. Number 10, there may be more animatronics that we haven't seen yet. That's certainly interesting because we do have the four main ones, you know, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy. We also have the puppet. So who else could we get? Springtrap maybe? I don't know. Balloon Boy maybe? We're going to learn about him in a quick second. Eleven, the jump scares will feel like they are actually happening inside an office rather than being overlays. So I'm assuming some sort of effects like an echo or a reverb are going to be in place. Number 12, the game will feature an intro screen. Number 13, there are no pork chops horror show Easter eggs. Pork chops is another game by Phil. Number 14, there are more currently unseen references to other FNAF games. Right, we've seen in the office, there's a puppet mask and a balloon boy figure. And we've also seen some drawings of the Fazbear Fright books. Number 15, balloon boy is not in FNAF Plus. I know a lot of people are happy about that because apparently everybody hates balloon boy. But I kind of want to know what he was going to look like, you know, in the whole FNAF Plus style. Number 16, songs other than Goodbye to Spring and Follow Me have been considered for FNAF Plus videos and trailers. So Phil actually said that number six, Breaking and Entering, was the final teaser video. So I'm kind of unclear why this was thrown in there. Maybe, you know, those songs going to be used in the game itself. I don't know. Number 17, no animatronics are planned outside of Freddy, Bonnie, Chica Foxy and the puppet. Because more would crowd the gameplay and that is in quotation marks and that's very important. Putting on my glasses here because I need to seem smart about this. So Phil said that there may be more animatronics. But he also said that we're not going to get any more in the gameplay itself. So there's two things to take away. Number one, I'm pretty sure this confirms that Freddy, Bonnie, Chica Foxy and the puppet will have mechanics. Right. If the puppet is grouped into, oh, you know, more would crowd the gameplay. It makes it seem like the puppet is going to have some sort of mechanic that we need to watch out for in the game. And number two, we might see more animatronics, but they will not affect the gameplay. I'm not sure where they could show up. Maybe as Easter eggs, maybe in cutscenes or something. I don't know. But if they do show up or when they show up, they will not affect the rest of the gameplay. Number 18, the story will be somewhat self-contained, AKA there will not be any cliffhangers. That's cool to know. Again, this is Phil's story. You know, this is his interpretation of the story of FNAF. So like I said earlier, he can kind of do what he wants with his story and continuing off of that. Number 19, Phil is, quote, not opposed to contributing more fan games to the initiative. So if Scott or whoever is taking control of FNAF after Scott says, hey, Phil, want to make a, you know, FNAF 2 Plus, there wouldn't be opposed to it. But he also can't go out and say, all right, I had so much fun with FNAF 1 Plus time to move on to FNAF 2 Plus or FNAF 3 Plus. He can't do that. It's kind of up to whoever is in charge. Moving on to gameplay mechanics are not faithful to the original game, but the style and spirit will be inspired by it. Again, this is something else people are upset about for some reason. I kind of like the introduction of brand new mechanics. You know, if I wanted to have the FNAF 1 mechanics, I would just play FNAF 1. Number 21, the game's mechanics will change somewhat in a way that is familiar, but more frightening. So yeah, it's keeping kind of the same baseline again. Like Phil said, the same style, the same spirit, but he's changing it to fit the atmosphere of the brand new game. The ghost detector from breaking and entering will play a role in the gameplay, though it isn't very important. Even if it's not important, that is amazing. It's so interesting. I can't wait to see what role it has in the game again, even if it's not that important. Number 23, a classic mode. Bringing some sound effects and UI from the original game is being considered. So everybody that's upset that it's slightly different than FNAF, there you go, classic mode. I think Phil was talking about having the original jump scare sound in the classic mode, which is a nice little touch for fans. 24, the game will not have any minigames. 25, there are no cutscenes between the knights. I could be reading into this, but he does only say between the knights. So could we see some cutscenes at the end of the game, at the start of the game? Honestly, Phil did such a great job with the teaser trailers, especially breaking and entering, that I would love to see some sort of cutscenes, but if there's no cutscenes, you know, I can't change that. 26, the campaign will likely only be five knights long. So no six knight, though there will be a custom knight, as we're going to talk about in a little bit. 27, Foxy will run down the hallway like in FNAF 1. We did see what I assumed to be Foxy in the same hallway in breaking and entering. He was kind of just standing there, though. I don't know if he's going to be like that in the game or if that was just for breaking and entering. 28, there was no free roam mode and the gameplay involves no movement. You will always be in the office. Honestly, I'm a little saddened by this fact, but again, that would be a huge undertaking by Phil. It would be really cool to walk around the place like what we saw in breaking and entering. But again, I can completely understand that that would be a lot of effort. 29, it is planned to be the same length as the original FNAF, but with plenty of post-game features. So it seems like we're going to get a lot of bonus features once we beat the campaign mode of the game. We're at the first five knights at Freddy's, which is cool. I always like bonus content, especially in FNAF because the games don't really have a whole lot of replay value. Number 30, there is a custom knight with three bonus modes planned for the game. One is particularly special. So I'm assuming that these modes are the bonus post-game content. And apparently one is very special, so we're going to have to wait and see what that is all about. The game does not have a set 420 mode or anything similar. No 420 mode yet, there's a custom knight. I don't really get why that's the case, but okay. So I'm assuming that this means there's no custom challenges like ladies knight or bottom shelf, you know, the cupcake challenge, all those, you know, challenges in the custom knights. There are plans for a wide variety of control options, for example, mouse only, keyboard only, and controller only. There will be behind the scenes content in the extras menu. So it seems like more bonus stuff once you beat the game, you actually get a extras menu. We've had that in a few FNAF games and they've been pretty cool actually, getting to see all the jump scares and some again behind the scenes things, full body renders of all the characters. Number 34, you can select the kitchen camera and you can hear things. Whether it's visible or not is unconfirmed. So if you don't know, the kitchen camera in FNAF 1 is always disabled. And it seems like in FNAF Plus, much like FNAF 1, you can hear things in the kitchen though, again, we don't know if we can see anything. Number 35, it may be impossible to distinguish who beats the hardest challenge in FNAF Plus. So maybe there are challenges or maybe they're just talking about all max mode in the custom knight, which is confirmed. I don't know, I'm starting to get a little bit confused. Number 36, we will not see any gameplay footage soon. Though we do know that Phil does plan on releasing a gameplay trailer of sorts before the game. He talked about that once he announced breaking and entering. FNAF Plus is definitely more difficult than FNAF 1. That's interesting, but it also makes sense, right? It seems like there's more going on. A lot of different mechanics, a lot of brand new mechanics. Moving on to the final section comparisons with FNAF 1. It is likely that the animatronics will be animated when on camera as hinted by the CAM10 teaser. I'm super happy about this because as I mentioned, Phil did an amazing job on the animations and breaking and entering. And it's also going to be a lot more terrifying. FNAF Plus is planned to be more intense and frightening than the original FNAF. Oh yeah, obviously. 40, there are as many endings in FNAF Plus as there are in FNAF 1. This one's still trying to figure out because in FNAF 1, there's only one ending. You know, you get the paychecks. Unless they're getting technical and saying that endings are beating FNAF, you know, night 5, 6 and 7. So in that case, 3, but I don't know. Maybe you guys know.  And finally, FNAF Plus will certainly be darker than the original. And again, that's something else Phil talked about during the reveal of breaking and entering. Oh boy, so that was Kane's tweet. Very detailed, very insane. Thank you, Kane, for putting that together. And so now I want to quickly go through some other questions and answers that I came across that I thought were interesting. How hard was it to design the endmatronics? Phil said Freddy took like 15 versions slash revisions to get right. Bonnie came out perfectly as I wanted him to be out of the oven. Chica took a bit less time than Freddy, so it seems like Chica also took quite a few attempts. And then Foxy only had two major revisions, of which he picked the best one. And then Phil made a few jokes about Springtrap and Afton appearing in the game. Someone said his Afton withering away in the walls. Phil jokingly replying and saying yes, and then he'll burst out of the safe room on night seven and then power bomb the night guard through the table. He also said in a different reply, Springtrap will burst out of the safe room with a gun on night seven. I'm assuming he's joking, right? He did say it's going to be darker, but I don't know if Scott would allow a gun in Springtrap's hand. So I'm assuming that this is all for the jokes. If you were given the opportunity to make any kind of merchandise you want for, plus what would you choose? Phil said a Ghost Detector MP3 player slash radio containing songs used throughout the FNAF franchise, Ball Boy Heads for the main cast, FNAF Plus Celebrate poster, and the Cupcake Hand Puppet. Of course, this is all Phil's idea, none of this is confirmed, though I would say a lot of the stuff I would love to see. Especially the Cupcake Hand Puppet, that'd be so cool. I also found a bit more info about Phone Guy in the same reply that Kane talked about in his post. Phil says it was not my choice to make, it was Scott's. So as we heard previously, Scott was going to voice Phone Guy. But he ultimately turned it down, and that's when we got news that he would not be voicing Phone Guy, neither would Phil himself. So it seems like it went from Scott was going to voice Phone Guy, to Scott's not going to voice Phone Guy, to if Scott's not voicing Phone Guy, Phone Guy's not going to be in the game. Or at least that's my understanding of it, right? It seems like if Scott was not going to voice him, he wouldn't want Phone Guy in the game. But again, it is interesting to see what this alternative to Phone Guy's going to be in the game. Also, just doubling down here that apparently Clickteam is still set to port the game's two mobile and consoles, just in case you guys had doubts. Someone said, will we get a full reveal of Foxy through a teaser or a trailer, or do we have to wait until the game comes out? And then Phil said, wait until the game comes out. So it seems like we're not going to get a full look of Foxy until the game is out. Which honestly gets me a bit more hyped about Foxy, his design and also the game. Someone else said, will I be able to honk the nose in this remake? And then Phil said, I think the fandom would get me alive if that wasn't the case. Honestly, this is the best news I've heard all goddamn day. Will you ever make any behind-the-scenes images just like Scott did back in 2016-2017? So this isn't talking about the extras menu which already has been confirmed. On the anniversaries of FNAF back in the day, Scott used to post again behind-the-scenes images of the characters. And Phil said, maybe. If that is the case, that'd be really cool to see. Will there be any new Easter eggs in FNAF Plus? Phil said there's plans for some new ones. Talking a little bit about the release of the game. Of course, that's not confirmed. I'm pretty sure Phil isn't even throwing out ideas for a release date. But when asked about it, Phil did say after the game is done, I'd have to coordinate a release with Scott. Don't know how long that process will take. The game's also being made in Game Maker Studio 2. I think we already knew that, but just in case you didn't, there it is. How long have you been working on FNAF Plus? He said like a year. This is interesting. Was the body in Freddy and breaking and entering the Night Guard? And how long had he been in there? And Phil said he had a bad night. So maybe I've missed something, but this confirms that the body in Freddy was a Night Guard. Someone asked about any discarded ideas for the designs of the characters. Phil said, tried out actual fur particles didn't look right. I wanna see that. I really hope that we're gonna see that in the extras menu because that would be hilarious. And then once again, Phil joking, presumably about Springtrap bursting out of the safe room on Night 7. A bit more info about Balloon Boy. Phil said, I was debating for a really long time whether or not Balloon Boy could have worked in the game. He does not. He's too different from the rest of the cast. So even though Balloon Boy's not in the game, it seems like Phil was heavily considering having him in. Someone asked, will the office have Halloween decorations when playing during October 31st like the original game? Phil said, no, I'm very disappointed. How long did it take to make the models? Phil said a few months. A bit of info about the ideas behind the redesigns for the characters. Freddy should be mostly the same just with added details. Bonnie needed some kind of uncanny creepy characteristics. Chica needed to look chaotic and in despair. And then Foxy should be threatening. That is super interesting. Well, pressing CD plus skipped the night like it did in the original.  And then finally, some scrapped titles for the game itself before it was officially FNAF Plus. Phil made a tweet earlier in the month with a very short list of early names. FNAF 1.5, FNAF Recorded or FNAF Wreck. And then FNAF Red, which I'm not sure exactly what that means. And then he also had a bit more info about why they were scrapped. He said FNAF 1.5 might have implied the game took place between or was a combination of FNAF 1 and 2. While Wreck and Red sounded more like spin-off titles. And that is all of the FNAF Plus news I have for you guys today. A lot of info. I still haven't even talked about all the secrets and breaking and entering. I'll get around to that eventually. But this was a long video, but again, there was a whole lot of info to go through. So thank you guys so much for watching all the way through. And I'll see you all very soon for some more FNAF news because we've been getting a lot to recently. Goodbye.


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