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Well, hello, everyone. Why this? Not to buy it, you know. Kenobi episode five. That's also good news. I'm off work tomorrow.  Woo. Why would you do that? Because I don't know. Maybe I shall have a single shot just to help me some. It's giving me courage.   Was my plushie, Jay? Yeah, Jay.  It's not true because it's not my prototype one is here, but my delivered one isn't here yet. OK, well, well, Jay fails once again. So enough of enough pleasantries. Now we'll talk about the horrors. So yeah, we have consumed four whole episodes of this show, which is actually quite a bit of it at this point. Yeah, it does. Such a weird world we live in where the TV shows are done almost immediately. Like, man. Well, six episodes is short. And if you guys used to like when you were much younger, watch like twenty two episode shows on TV weekly. Absolutely. Yeah. Like that was normal. I mean, twenty five parents certainly did and that was pretty common. It's crazy to me to think now, because it's just like, wow, that's like four of these shows. They were cranking them out.  We got an X amount of time to make episodes. We got to go go. We got to make them. So what I find interesting is that's a perceived increase in quality from less episodes per season. Yet this show and a lot of those Disney plus shows. Yeah. Have a lot less episodes and they're still not good. Stuff like Band of Brothers would have encouraged people to think like, oh, when they're miniseries and shorter and stuff, they're much more focused and they're delivered as a story. Yeah, yeah, Breaking Bad. Like all the all the sort of dramas that have, you know, that have that good reputation and we're like serious and trying to do the serialized story, like The Wire and The Sopranos and things like that. They're the 13 episode ones. I mean, Daredevil was 13 episodes, too. But then we decided, you know what, not even 13. Not even 15 anymore. 13 and also shitty writers. That's a good combination we got there right now. Because they're still making like that many episodes of Star Wars show a year, right? But instead of dividing it up into different shows, they could have made like, hey, here's the show that's the like between the trilogies show and like Obi-Wan shows up and like episode 10 and you're like, oh, cool, it's Obi-Wan. I wonder if there's budgetry is like a factor here because they're so expensive each episode that they don't want to do more than that. They could have made, you know, sort of seven episodes of Book of Boba Fett, six episodes of Obi-Wan and how many episodes of Mando? Eight, twenty one, twenty two episodes of TV that they've actually made this year. If they paid that, or at least within the last 365 days, right? That's right. There's no Mando in the last year. Mando is over a year. All that we've gotten is Book of Boba Fett and this. So. Oh, man, Star Wars fans eating good. What's up? They could have made like a 13 episode season that was with that money that was, hey, here's stuff that happened in between the trilogies. It could even have been about Boba Fett and Obi-Wan. They could have both been in it. This whole marriage or not marriage, maybe, but TV shows combining with movies to make miniseries. That's that's how I see it anyway. It's just like, look at this. It's beautiful. It's like both the benefits of both longer movies that are really well made. And you're like, OK, cool. But then they're not focused at all.  We watched a movie not long ago. And one of the things that we were commenting on about it was the fact that they could spend so long with two characters having a conversation about something to develop their relationship and how important it was. And Kenobi, like our favorite stuff, was mainly just him thinking about stuff and doing things in a very quiet and sorted manner. Now, I think I would be correct in saying that when he, in the, dare I say, second portion of the first episode was done with his meat mining or whatever. I think when he got called by bail, I don't know. It was just sad that it's like, well, that's it for that. It's all over now. Yeah. I think it was Jay who had said that itself. Well, it's all plot from here. I hope you like that. You got your five minutes of sort of character kind of. And my money is on Fringy, actually. I think he was one of them. But, uh, I think we're done with the slow stuff. Plots about to begin. So I think it was Jay who would say that. Though, you know, we'll get like one or two scenes in episode six or something, probably. It's like to remind the audience that there are characters in this show. Well, to pretend as though they do. It's I'd say that is kind of interesting. How it's like, yeah, we got to hit the brakes on that character development. We go, what? You've had enough character for one day. We got to have, we got planets to go to and lightsabers to swing and blasters to shoot.  Well, what I will say is that unlike the last episode, which as was stated in our preamble, that it got bad reviews from a lot of people who typically like the show. This next one, it's getting through the roof reviews from lots of people. Lots of people love this one. And it's like, oh, right. You say it again, it got bad reviews.  I think that not that that changes my mind when I'm shitting on something or otherwise. But I thought, oh, this won't get any pushback. Dude, you chose one of the worst parts of the episode, the stupidest bits. And you got in so much trouble. So much trouble. I literally posted the most conspicuously stupidest scene.  You got in so much trouble, by the way, the start of the real BBC after that. Like the first super chat I think I saw there was someone talking about your tweet. And it's just like, how is this happening? And it's like, it became a full topic, your tweet. It got everywhere. Loads of people saw it. I was just like, why is this controversial? What's happening?  We're doomed. If we can't agree that this is really dumb. A lot of people seem to have read it because I posted that scene with the caption for anyone who doesn't know, pictured serious production in brackets, not parody. And... It was funny. I think a lot of people who don't have good reading comprehension thought this meant that I was saying that like, Star Wars has to maintain a deadly, serious tone at all times and that comedy isn't allowed in the show. But it wasn't comedy. It was serious. Yeah, it was. It was a serious scene. A lot of people are insisting that no, actually the scene is supposed to be funny. Which seems like a strange place. It seems like a strange scene to choose to make a comedy scene is, hey, you know this child who's currently being rescued from a base where she was going to be tortured and like she got really close to being tortured? Let's have an escape scene where she's smuggled out of that base. And it's like, oh, so that would be like a tense scene, right? Or maybe dramatic, dramatic or tense. Those seem like intense laughter.  What if that's in between the child torture scene and the child bonding with guy who rescued her from torture scene? What if we put that in the middle of that? I think one of the things that you do need to consider is that I think that this scene was meant to be laughed at because it was so stupid, right? Because they needed to really build up a sense of levity before Wade is killed, which is a very, very serious and somber moment. Correct. Because, you know, we all know Wade and it was very, very serious. To do drama is to trick the audience into feeling they're safe and then to take someone like Wade from them. I thought Wade would be with us till the end. I did. To the end, all the way until the end of episode nine, we'd have Wade, Wade's probably in the party, yeah. When he died, my mood went Wade down. I am preemptively insulted because I know this is going to be the case.  Why would you break that? Why would you say that? Because that's why you're acting in that face. Well, I'm not impressed with this show so far. I think they're going to make the mistake of saying nothing about Wade when like, could Kenobi really have done any of this without Wade? I don't think so. I think that the fact I remembered Wade's name, I don't think they remembered. I don't think the writers, if you told them, who's the guy who died in episode nine and so forth? They'd be like, Wayne? Wayne. Dude, I love the idea that you're like, oh, Kathleen, I love your work with Disney Star Wars. I think Wade might be my favorite character. She'd be like, yeah, yeah. Who's that? So anyway, you guys ready for a comment showcase? Oh, a showcase. This episode is going to be the one that's like through the roof in Christ right now. So I think it's almost safe to assume that this is going to be a flashback episode.  I don't even mean in a way that's meaningful. I mean the standard fan service way of, I want to see them in their outfits from the Clone Wars. I want to see them fighting droids. I want to see them being friends. Do it. I think it might be more than that. I think they might, instead of doing a flashback episode, do you like a force of vision or something? Either way, the obvious thing that they were definitely going to do in this series was have Aiden Christensen and Yuna McGregor together in their prequel costumes filming a new scene, right? And if they didn't do that, they would have been mad. They would have been insane. I would have thought, but I would have suggested a whole prequel episode, but I don't think they would do that. I think they might try to do like a force of vision where like Obi-Wan is communicating with Vader or something and it's, but they're, you know, they look like they used to because it's not really happening. So they have an excuse to do that. So anyway, comic showcase today, we'll have to be about episode three because four isn't out yet. Ooh. Ooh. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I can't believe it's gotten to the point where Family Guy gave more respect to Star Wars than Disney does. I've seen that one actually. It's true. It is so true. It's true. It's actually true. It's literally true. Most people even say like, Blue Harvest is worth seeing. It's like fun. I think Blue Harvest is great. The other one's not so much, but Blue Harvest was cool. American dad to do the Phantom Menace. American dad to do the pre-pools. No, they said the Cleveland show. Nobody wants the Cleveland show. Okay, Fringy, the difference there is that the Cleveland show is bad and American dad is good. What I'm saying is that that was the gag at the end of the two crashes. Like, yeah, I think the Cleveland show is gonna do those. Who's gonna do the pre-pools now then? Not the pre-pools. Be fair.  Oh, God, yeah, that'd be fun. Absolutely. Given Kenobi buried his lightsaber, forgot he can do mind tricks, can't fight to save his life and essentially let his command of the force atrophy, I can only assume his plan to protect Luke was to spend 19 years practising a wide variety. If animal screams to scare off any potential threat, he's got a great Jar Jar one prepared for Vader. Nice. Oh, Andy, it's you. Imagine if Vader shows up and then Obi-Wan goes, oh, hello, Andy, me's a Jar Jar pink. And then loads of Star Wars fans would go, man, this is goofy and that's what I look for. That's good. Star Wars. Yeah, this is good. Star Wars is always goofy. Yeah.   She's caught dead to rights with someone that Vader and Palpatine have a personal grudge with, let alone just being a Jedi, yet we're expected to believe she will be left to operate within the system for nine plus years after this. Can't wait for the 15D chess to explain this. Yeah. I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan. After all this? Yeah, after this, she does. Less and less. That just doesn't make any sense now. There's no way organas are gonna be able to have Senate seats after all this nonsense. No. Over them, Kenobi. They're gonna be killed.  Three grown male Ketner was took forever to catch Leia. Obi couldn't keep up with her when she ran from him, but Leia couldn't outrun Riva for a second, the power of being a woman. One of the kidnappers was like an alien lady, right? Yeah, they was a woman trying to chase Leia, yeah. Yeah, but there were two myths, but the power of men, they dragged down the power of men. And then they had to accept her speed and agility and feminine grace. And so they were unable to catch Leia. They have like an area of effect, minus three to speed and intelligence. Yeah, does it stack?  It's actually multiplicative. What's that called? It's exponential increase in the effects. Yeah.  And then Leia just turns around and starts running. Riva's like, you can't escape and starts running. And then she just realizes through jump cuts she's actually losing Leia. She's just falling behind. She's like, why is what? But I can see her. I'm watching her. How is this? It's like some Alice in Wonderland. Yeah. The hallway keeps extending really far. She's just like, what's happening? Yeah, it gets to a tiny door at the end and little Leia can fit through it, but she can't. She's like, what happened? How come this hallway is so small now? And she looks down and there's a tea cup that says, drink me and then she drinks it. And then she shrinks so she can chase Leia. And Riva goes on this whole crazy. Star Wars always been. Yeah, it goes on a crazy adventure through what the land and the episode ends with her being like, I'll stay here and then the credits roll. And everyone's just like, what? All right, that's fine. Well, it's fine because Star Wars has always been goofy. So that fits. Yeah, there's a tea party at the end with the mad gun gun in the March, Ton Ton, the mad gun rags. They're going to have to try to get worse than this. Episode four. You underestimate my power. Don't try it. Yeah, episode four was pretty bad. Did we conclude which we thought was worse? Three or four? Ah, four. Wait. I had said that character-wise, episode three is worse, but logic-wise, I think episode four is worse. I think we did four. Episode three and four. Remember that episode four does still continue like Obi-Wan being really dumb. Yeah, but there's moral components to Obi-Wan's assassination in episode three. That's true. To Meat Shield, him not seeming to care about innocent people.  It's like, that's one thing. But when he's like, oh no, innocent people are dying. I don't know whether anyone answered your question regarding whether the public knew Vader was Anakin in the Disney canon Star Wars comics. Anakin was seen as a war hero who died saving the Republic. Now Empire from the Jedi, and Vader is seen as a new enforcer for the Emperor. Vader specifically goes out of his way to kill enemies and allies that discover his real identity. There's a comic where Vader kills an entire squadron of clones for learning he's Anakin. I think it's safe to say, Reba should not have known Darth Vader as Anakin without being brutally killed. So apparently that is the thing that he would want to erase anybody who knows that secret, which is interesting. Of course, he can't get to- Why? Well, because I guess so few people know and it's something of a vulnerability maybe that Darth Vader would see it as or just wants to keep it a secret. Why? He's just a little embarrassed. He doesn't want to be associated with the cringe that he said when he was 12.  Oh, I remember you. You said you should, I'm haunted by the kiss. You should never have given me. That was you, right? That was cringe, bro.  No, I mean, I wasn't Anakin.  Yeah, it could be any reason for why he feels that way, I guess. But yeah, hopefully we'll get our answer as to why Reba knows and whether or not Vader knew that she knew. I have no clue how they're gonna make it so that she would have witnessed enough information in Order 66 and survived it and become a Sith Inquisitor without Anakin being aware of any of that or anybody being any aware of any of that. Because that's gotta be the way she finds out.  I'm willing to believe that. I just, you know, it's not really been explored in anything live action, that reality.     True, I'm assuming you guys remember. It wasn't that long ago, the last of us two.  He got rusty. I remember that. A small town that was regularly ravaged by different hunters and scavengers and zombies. Like, right, he got rusty. I prefer the vision of stories like where we have taken where the mild-mannered father character who's just chill but he has a history of having done maybe wet work for whatever, EIA slash blah, blah, blah. And then he's totally fine, totally chill but he's a bit socially inept.  And then when things get serious, he switches on and he's like, incredibly threatening, powerful and skilled because he's got all of that training, all of that experience.  There's like four of those taken movies now, isn't there?  Yeah, I only remember the first one.  The third one had the thing where it took 16 cuts for Liam Neeson to get over a fence. Hey, it's time to get over it. Oh, fuck, I remember that, yeah. Did any of you guys see that in the cinema when it came out? No, I haven't seen it. Taking three, that's the one where they were in them. Oh, I didn't see it in the cinema, no. No, I think I saw it later.  Yeah.   Like, and then he does a pretty good job of actually getting through that scene, fight scene choreography wise. Like, it's not cringe, you know? It's not just the choreography that's so terrible in the fight. There should be a monumental moment, but the way they shot it is horrible. Amateur, cheap looking with the score being so bland. It's all just terrible. Yeah, it really is. It's, they did a terrible job, like, cinematically of doing that moment. And I think the fact that it's in a quarry becomes much more lame because of the fact that they shot it so shittily. I think you can make a quarry cool, maybe. And absolutely make a cool quarry. You know, in Bespin, it's like an industrial carbonite chamber, just because that sci-fi doesn't automatically make it cool, it's more so to do with how they shoot it and what's going on in there. I don't think the probe droids were intended to be weak to a single blaster shot. An empire, even though Han and Shui shot the probe, Han is immediately suspicious and says that it's self-destructed. And Han shot it three times, or at least twice. And his proficient with a blaster over on his famous for hating blasters. Yeah, Han shot it multiple times and then comments on how he didn't hit it that hard so it must have self-destructed. I did forget that. So that could be one of them awkward you didn't re-watch the scene memory things, right?  I was like, yeah, one shot, so whatever. Like, is that shocked? But it's like, oh, maybe that line does make sense because maybe it's not supposed to be one shot to kill a probe droid. A probe droid? Yeah, I said it. Did he shoot it like right in the middle of the weird lens eye thingy? Well, sure, but even then, you know? I'm just trying to find a reason why they would do it that way. So maybe it's like, oh, this is the weak spot, obviously. But then again, if another one got shot multiple times and it didn't do anything and it self-destructed, it's like, nah, I don't believe you. I just don't believe you. I mean, the lens is the weak spot metal. It wouldn't even be a shock, but I'm pretty sure we can all agree. It's probably true.  All the prequels, they were just like, I remember them, I know what happened. Obi-Wan is like, yeah, you betrayed the Jedi. That's enough, my God. Maybe they were on the second monitor as they were playing Destiny 2. Oh, no. I'm disappointed Obi-Wan didn't just climb the nearest mound of gravel and shout, it's over, Anakin. I have the high ground. I like the look. That would have been goofy. Like, it does a wide cut with no music. Him just scrambling awkwardly off the hill, dislodging. And he keeps sliding down, and Vader's a bomb just looking at him like, really, dude. Wait, wait, wait. I had this prepared for years. I hope he doesn't drop. It's over, and then he starts sliding back down again.  I still have the high ground, then he slides slowly to the ground. Okay. Just finds like a little stool and stands on that one. It's like, ah, I have the high ground. I'm honestly surprised the writers actually had enough restraint to not reference that in some way. Maybe they'll reference it when they fight again, inevitably. True, that could happen. Regardless, irregardless. I feel like they're trying to play those scenes seriously, so any goofiness in them will be accidental. No, any goofiness would be acceptable and great. Thank God that one stormtrooper bumps us in it. Oh, yeah, the bumping of that head has enabled all of the shittiest writing in the world to happen, so.  Well, we just figured like, we can't make it obvious that that's why we're there, so just ruin the take. Just when that particular take, just go, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. All we have to do is just raise the door a little bit earlier, just before, just right before it normally would have opened. Just hit the button so that it's high enough. It doesn't hit it when it walks through. Find out who that extra is. Chloriform him and take his place. You'd think that a stormtrooper would miss the door. Oh. Nice. I get it. You don't get it. There's a spot. Okay, so they do get it. You don't get it? Oh, Jay didn't get it. Oh, that's sad. We intercepted a transmission on Boundnair. It's trivia space, Boundnair. Secret network. Yeah, the Planet Apes have been funny. Wasn't there one called Beedons or something? Yeah. We're not. Instead of a water moon, it's a bean moon. It orbits Planet Jeb. I have officer clearance.  It's a good thing there was this hole at the bottom that you could just swim into. Oh, yeah. Well, she opened it up, right? Because she had control of everything. Oh, that pot was so dumb. Oh, bike. Oh, my god, they showed it. No, Wade. Wade. Wade. All right, maybe this show will be good. Maybe this is the good episode. And he fell in the water. He's waiting now. No. Evil. See, that, by the way, is evidence to me that this is a kid show, because they always say that. Oh, yeah. Racco, I just got ready for one. I can understand people justifying that with, well, kids need to be able to understand what's going on. Yeah, well, that's the thing. If someone said to me, like, is that an actual criticism? I'd be like, not necessarily. It's lame. I wish you'd give more space for people to actually interpret what's happening. I guess it might be a problem, though, because if someone looked at that, they're just like, why are your eyes red? Well, the lights have changed. Yeah, which isn't, that's not very good for your intuitive, like, spy droid, I guess. Yeah, I guess you could. You could form it in the criticism. Yeah. Good. Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. I was right. And where do I people like this one? I was beginning to think you were uncoming. Wait, have they not de-aged them? Anakin still looks like he's got his rankles, which is OK. I think they have. Yeah, they have. You sure? Are you? This isn't even the one that people like. They're in the attack of the clothes. This is the attack of the clothes, yeah. Yeah, you can still see his, he's got, this is not a problem, by the way, for an actor that have it, but he's got his crow's feet and four-head wrinkles, which is OK. Yeah, I noticed that. I'm fine. I wish to normalize using the actor, but older. It's OK. Yeah, it's fine. It's OK. Especially when you look as good as those two. OK. But it's weird because Disney usually do the de-aged stuff. It is my great honor to be invited aboard, Lord Vader. I am not interested in sabilities. Where is he? He's arriving on to be. I have things to say about his voice. Oh, there's the beans. Yeah. So they let him go just so they could track him, because he was the thing they were interested in. To lay out the timeline, when Obi-Wan went to the proto rebels to get their help, it was only the spy lady who came with them. There was no mention of Wade or the other person coming in to save them at the end to get them out of there. No. Nevertheless, their plan was to get in, save Lair, and then escape. That was their plan. But Darth Vader's plan was obviously to confront Obi-Wan and kill him. He's explicit. He says, get Obi-Wan. I want you to get Obi-Wan is all that matters. No, my question is that. No, it's laying out the timeline, Jay. Calm down. So the reason why this is important is because, whatever, everything that she's doing is all about that objective, as well as finding these proto rebels. But when Obi-Wan and Lair escape and Darth Vader stomps in furious that they got away, that seems indicative of this absolutely not being what they wanted. But fortunately, oh, I made the drone evil, so it's going to track them. That was a last-ditch effort to a contingency. I don't know why she would do that, but I mean, I can't fault her for doing that. That's a contingency. It doesn't make sense if she did it. Nobody would do that. So she didn't let them go on purpose then? No. No. She wanted them. She wanted to stop them. But they... Yeah. What would it mean to...   They're not let go on purpose. Think of it this way. When Reva confronts them on, like, the landing bay, what are her means of allowing them to escape without raising all suspicion that she wants to track them? She doesn't know that anybody's coming in to save them. I mean, Obi-Wan didn't even know that anybody was coming to save him. Like, how can it be her plan to let them escape if she was to confront them on the landing bay?  Not sure if they can actually be this dumb. They must have a plan. If you remember, they're all, they're being shot at by everybody. They're getting close shaves constantly and they've all been commanded to stop them.  There's something that's interesting. Asbrough this up and I completely blanked it. If you, Vader should have had additional issues with this because what is the most likely thing that's going to happen when you have Obi-Wan, Leia and this girl leaving? It's like, well, they go to the Rebel Alliance base, right? And it's like, no, they drop Leia off with Lola too older on. That's the most likely thing that's going to happen, which doesn't help you guys at all. Well, yeah, there's a, there's an assumption that it's going to lead to the proto-Rebels. And it will, obviously. It will, but I am going instead of taking her back to Alderaan.  It's just a representative from Alderaan and Leia gets given to them and takes Lola with it because of course. And then, yeah, they follow the ship back and Bale's like, oh, hey, Empire. Now ignoring all the other problems that they would actually talk to Bale. Yeah. So I was just surprised.  He should know that that's a lie. He absolutely. It's massive incompetence that could have cost everything.  But yes, Jay, it was not intended. It was just a cover. Yay. The arguments that you have received are just the case of the show has said this. So I accept it as the explanation of what's going on when it's not that simple when it comes to story. Impenetrable forest. The exclamation of impenetrable forest that someone walks through. It's like, when I said it was impenetrable, it's like, yeah, they did. This is great going in the episode. Oh, yeah, this is all information. Yeah, yeah. It's not the first time we've done this. Yeah, we remember we paused a lot on the finale commando because it was piss. Also, I'm just thinking about it. I don't even know when she put the tracker in there and changed the lights. I have no idea. What should that have been like? She holds it for a moment in the interrogation. I remember that very clearly because everyone suggested she was going to do something. Star Wars is a world where it's as simple as dropping like a little booth on it. Like you put a little thing and it'll probably be evil. Like that. You remember to restrict droids, they put those little cylinders on them. And a ship thingy. Making them evil probably has the same system. How does Leia still have it?  Everyone wants to keep it all the time.  Everyone rescued her from the torture chamber and then they left. So did they take Adita to save her droid or was it like with her in the torture chamber? You know, as part of the torture is knowing that your droid watches you get tortured. If we're being her faith, we have to actually assume Riva was holding it and she was like, man, imagine Leia escaped. Well, maybe if I just put a little evil thing on this and then I put it back in her pocket. So then in case she's taken, which is dumb because that thing could probably help her escape the torture device. But then again, it was evil at that point. So I guess it wouldn't.  Evil things don't help you escape torture devices. They help put you in them.  Yeah, compounds. It's like layers and layers on top of everything. No, no, no, but that's the beauty of it, Mola. You just don't have to solve them. Ah, great. You can just delete this to have them. Yeah, the reason why you don't have to solve them. A stormtrooper bonked his head on the door. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's OK if it's done and it doesn't make any sense. And there's no rules or logic. The visual of the stormtrooper bonking his head is going to pop up in the edit quite a bit. We should add a different sound effect every time he hits his head. I'll skim through a whole bunch of video game sound effects.  That is so big. Faceballs. It is. It's a huge hat. The tracker worked. He's arriving on Jubeem as we speak. You have done well. You've done well. Wouldn't you want to verify this information? Is she going to get made Grand Inquisitor before they even check or verify or anything like that? Grand Inquisitor.  I have your Grand Inquisitor badge. There it is. It's so evil looking. It's magnetic. Set the course. It magnetically attaches to her leather. Wait, so she had the information that they were found on Jubeem, which is funny. But they had to wait until she walked up and waited for her appointment to announce it to then chase them.  Yeah, it probably would have. No, Obi-Wan is in the right way. It would be an active tracker that they have on screen and they would just be like, where is it going?  I assume this is going to kill the rebellion, right? If the infancy of the rebellion is here and the tracker is here, they're fucked. I don't think they care about that.  And they'll be like, don't worry, that was just one element. Where's Wade? They're all waiting for Wade. Oh, god. Maybe they're well-mentioned Wade. Why are you tidying up? Why didn't they all care? All right, they didn't mention Wade. Why is Wade in the previously if they're not going to mention him? Haja. Oh, he's here now. How are you alive? Oh, yeah, that's right, you just let you be alive. After I saw you, I got him to fight with that scary lady inquisitor. Now I'm wanted by the empire. He's wanted by the empire. Which is why we've let him go. He was already wanted. He was pretending to be a Jedi. Was he not aware that being a Jedi was bad for business? Your health? Yeah. That transport, I need to get her back to Alderaan. They've been waiting for months. We used an old trade route to get them out. We only have a few hours. We'll do whatever we can to help. Oh, OK, so that's our excuse to stay here. We can't go back home yet. We have to remain here. We need a whole episode here, OK?  Leave anything you don't need. All right. I mean, it's not that many people. That shouldn't take too long, right? Yeah, I assume. I need my Xbox, OK? I need it. I need it. Not only do I need it, mom says it might turn out. Lock down the facility. If we seal them in now, they can hold out for days. Fine. OK, as in. It is not them. We need to break. It's evil. Oh, no. Oh, it doesn't. It sneaks around. It's all sneaky. That thing is a robot. It's suspicious. It's the writer's wet dream. It can do anything it wants. How did you open that? Wait, yeah. How did it open that? It's talking now. It's closing on itself, too. Did they give it the force? Oh, God, what's it going to do? I remember because it has a sore. It can chop up cables. Let's follow something, right? OldForce.exe. You're putting your names on the wall today. Yes. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. It's really dumb. Yo, Frank was here. I live in Tatooine. Come visit me. You just leave these on your own? Those things are worth a fortune. Wait, what? Those are a fortune. Yeah, each one of those lightsabers, their value is insanely high. Who? Who? Whose collection is that? No. Wait, who are those? Don't wear those. Do not wear the road. I would imagine that you could sell a lightsaber on this galactic black market for millions and millions of dollars. Absolutely. They're like dinosaurs in Jurassic World. Oh, what's it doing? Oh, it's just electricity crackling. Oh, great. You cut the wires and it closes the door. OK. Oh, you can cut through that. You have several lightsabers. What's happening? The controls aren't responding. The Imperial destroyer just arrived in orbit. Oh, yeah, you're fucked. What? Yeah, well, they're dead then. It's Vader. Yeah, you're dead. We surrender.  He'll attack next. He has no patience for siege. If you make a mistake, you're dead. Well, yes, sparring with lightsabers is an interesting choice, isn't it? Yeah. I guess they must be practicing sabers, that thing that we continuously have to head cannon. Yeah. I assume there's a way for them to train without killing each other all the time. No, it's next to that is the severed headroom. I just have a really bad- No, no, no, more. More. Wait, why the- Everything. Two transports, really. Two. Why do you have all of this military equipment? You're going for a planet, my bro. It's a planet. You don't know how many people are down there. Everyone. I understand you're scared. I understand you're scared. You're scared. The empire will attack soon. If we try and fight them, we will not survive. Oh, thanks, bro. Thanks. We just need to hold them off long enough to get you all out. How much time do you need to override the doors? Three, four hours. You have one. He did the beam. He said you have one, but he said I need three or four. Why did you ask if you're just going to tell me to do it in one? That's not how it works, Obi-Wan. How long does it take to, like, drive to X location one hour? You have 30 minutes. It's like, what are you- What are you saying? I gave you information.  Why did you ask me if you already didn't care what I had to say?  Well, no, no, knowing that that's not long enough makes it more traumatic, and that was the most dramatic way to reveal the information. Why are you not bombarding this entire planet from orbit continuously for, like, a day? Ken Pada wants to kill Ken Obi himself. He wouldn't want to blow up. Oh, my goodness. Oh, man, that's just so nervous.  We need to establish, by the way, this is Obi-Wan and Leia's fault. Yes. Or at least they have some bearing of responsibility on this for not having thought about a tracker, because this is horrifying. The glue's super about to get killed. Obi-Wan used a tracker to find Jango. He knows this trick. Well, and Leia falls for this again in a new hope now. That's what we've established. Did you guys want to form, like, ranks or established cover? They don't do that no more, I'm guessing. Yeah, there's just no combat tactics in Star Wars ever. It's just we're just going to stand here. Yeah, you're right. That formation is weird. Yeah, like, you need to form ranks. So you can shoot over each other. You need to establish barricades. Man, Riva's so epic. Fire! I missed. Because I'm a stomp trooper. Stop making me scream. I'm so tired of screaming bad guys. We need to hang a roof open. Yeah, you know what? I think he's trying. But if you open the roof, aren't they just going to shoot missiles into it? That might be protecting you. Well, so, Rags, let me help you out.   They're opening it up. No, they couldn't open it up. Oh, well. What? Do as she asks. Oh my god. Wait, what did she say? I need a ladder. They need to go up into the fence to try and figure out what's wrong. How is Leia going to know what to do? I don't know. I have no idea, but it will be that she'll go up there and like, oh no, Lola, why are you evil? No, they have a boss fight. A little too big to be crawling around in the fence. Would you like to try it? Do they not have mechanics or people who understand this facility?  Why the fuck's the vent got all the important technology in it? We're a place where nobody can go. I want an adult can fit in there.  They don't even need to fit in there. You can reach in. Just reach in with your arms. Why would it be that you can't access any of the technology?  Does she know how it works? Someone had to put the wires there in the first place. I know he said no communication, but your silence worries me. If he's learned of the children, if I don't hear from you soon, I'll head to Tatui. Owen will need help with the boy.  If they caught him, they've caught that device.    They ruined bale. This is all assuming that there isn't someone in the empire tracking bale, and they just follow him and find Luke. Yep. How did they find us? They lied. There were four families.  That's the important thing to do. And we gathered them all.  Yeah, I don't even remember your name. I didn't know who they were. You're not, you're no Wade to me. You are sub-Wade level. Wade, are we doing walk-and-dead logic? Is she dead in this episode? And I couldn't do anything to help them. Right, possibly. Should you both be doing something, like adding more barricades to the door? Yeah, the risk question is because the guilty conscience. So if we establish this now, she'll get a heroic sacrifice.  In a better show, it wouldn't be this predictable, but... But you can fight to make them better. Oh, and she's giving him inspiration. That's great. That's another tick on our bingo card, by the way. Yeah, he's inspiration-less.  We need to help. You know? Now that we've done that, she can die. It's all good. Oh, he's got a chewy... Low cast. Bow cut, yeah. He's got a chewy. He's got a chewy gun. He's got a chewy gun. I mean, it kind of looks like the door's so fine. And it feels like this isn't doing much at all. They're just going to talk through this thick door. You can't hear him. Use the force, there you go. Lord Vader will have you at any cost. You knew who Vader was. How did you know that? Ooh, we're addressing it. Vader would have kept that hidden. Oh, look at them. Wow. And you're too young to have known him. Unless you were there the night of Order 60. There's probably a lot of kids that they captured and converted, right? Enough! Well, we haven't learned anything yet. We knew all this. We got the flashback? Yes. There you go. Oh, so Anakin, what are you doing? I like how, yeah, we called this in the first minute of the show. It's like, oh, one of them is going to be in the show. Bad, OK. They're showing him killing children. Nice, nice.  They had hate in Christensen. This is all they've done so far. I tried to help them, but I couldn't. When he left, I played dead. Play dead?  Yeah, I felt the cold. How could anyone make that mistake? Yeah, like he was right here. What'd she do?  Oh, she had a heart attack. OK, let's leave. They were the only family I knew, and he slaughtered them. Yeah, that's rough.  Yeah, what's up with that? You're haunting him.  Do you really want Anakin dead? Where were you while he was killing my friends? Oh, I can answer that.  Yeah, order 66 happened. I mean, you just think he was one of those desired kills. How do you not know this?  What do you think? Do you think he would have let it happen if he was there? I don't need your help. I don't need anyone. Yeah, there you go. That's why she's angry at him. She's having this conversation in front of a lot of troopers. No, it's quiet enough. They don't hear it. It's fine. Don't worry about it.  What's the point of the other weapon? Wait, what? Oh, OK. I'm not doing that. Oh my god, he's using a force. Enough character. Time for plot. Oh my god, there's a lot of stormtroopers out there. Yeah, but seriously, you cannot be Obi-Wan's plot armor right now. He will kill all of them. You're using like a tank? Or why are your ship's cannons not shooting into there? How have the stormtroopers won already? Yeah, they just need to fire like one barrage and like. Yeah, it's all over. You can't dodge that many at once. We talked about this. That's how it works. Obi-Wan cannot dodge one of them. Or I can't make you the World War I strategies here. Walk forward slowly and align in the open, all right? Look how close. And even then, they were like, oh, guys, this doesn't work. We've got to take these things up. They are a meter away.  Oh, you're right.  On both sides. Why don't they make your armor out of that, handle?  Either side with a grenade. Oh, God.   Fucks me off so hard. They have little shields that you've got.  Obi-Wan, just keep fighting them. You can't be shot. It's better if it's harder to see what's going on. Are you listening to me? I feel like you're not listening to me. Would you stop talking? So just lay a note how to. Well, and does lay a note that everyone's lives are at stake based on what she can do there? People are dying. Lots of people are dying. It's weird to cut to it like being. All the live droids are going to have a heroic sacrifice, isn't it? Load of joys definitely dead. And they're going to feel the fact that they probably know at this point we end up liking the droids more than the people.  They're just standing.    Heroic sacrifice. Heroic sacrifice. Here on the load of bot, they're going to have a heroic sacrifice, yeah. So they're not just shooting it to bits? There you go. What happens when you stand in the middle of the hallway, you idiot?  Oh, Obi-Wan, you're only a few meters away, so he would save it, right? You'd get in front. Like the laser, the sword. Where's Obi-Wan? What's he doing? Oh, he's watching again. Oh, no, they're dying. Why were they staring at me? Wait, Obi-Wan did nothing for like 10 seconds. I saw that show. You can't get away with that. Oh, wow. We're going full emotional terms with this. Rogue One? Yeah, but Rogue One had a whole movie with the KTUSO. Yeah, also KTUSO had dialogue.  Not me. I can survive in space. It's a robot. I don't care about this loader. It's not alive. I care about the loader. I care more about the loader than her. I care more about the loader than her. Yeah. Yes, run towards it. Oh, no, that one stormtrooper pushed Kenobi too far back to help her. You had a grenade! You had a grenade the whole time. Of course, you just shoot it and it closes. You had a grenade this whole time. May the force be with you. She said, may the force be with you. She's the force to push it away. Throw, grenade, that's what they do.  You're right. If she had thrown that at them, and then the loader bot took the brunt of this explosion, she might have survived.  The optimal strategy is when you're far away from enemies is to hold onto the grenade. I can't. I can't.  Why is it so hard for them to do action? They weren't a choke point in everything. That would have killed so many stormtroopers. Yeah. And even when they came in. Oh. Did I mean the loader?   Kenobi is already ours. This is a way better fight than they have in the last episode. Admit you are beaten. See the parallels? It's over. It won't make a difference. They want all of us. They don't want me. If you surrender, she's not. I was going to say, what do you think is going to happen to these people, Obi-Wan? Yeah, do you think they're just going to leave? He knows I'll do everything I can to protect these people. You should do that.  All right. He expects me to surrender. He knows I'll do everything I can to protect these people. Oh, so there are like 10 lightsabers just around? Also, yeah, you're right. You could just take another one. You want to tell me how you're going to fight without a weapon? There are other ways to fight. So I'm going to go ahead and bet this is dumber than just attacking them because of your insane plot armor. But that's that's just a meta knowledge, I guess. I don't believe she knows what she's looking for. Oh, my God.  I hope she don't see me. So like if the thing cut wires, how are you going to like reattach them? You need equipment and tools in order to do so. Press a button rags and it'll fix everything. Inform Lord Vader, Kenobi is ours. What was that? What was that weird bow thing? Yeah, I don't know. He's on his way. I remember when Kenobi was really cool.  You're not bringing him to me. I'm bringing him to you. The Stormtrooper is very close. You're right here. Like, what are y'all talking about? I like the Greg over there. Hey, man. You know they're facing forward, but their eyes are looking to the right. Well, stop with the shaking of the cap. Fuck. Yeah, the shakiness. Stop. It's this is a calm, serene moment. They were intended to film this scene with a tripod, but they forgot it. Are you going to let him do it again? What he did to you? We could end this.  And apparently the reason why this plan might work is because it'll be just so distracted with Obi-Wan that he won't notice that Rome is going to come off and stab him in the back. He's going to get snoked. Oh, no. I don't want anyone to get snoked. OK. Wait, where's he going? No, he didn't. Dude, that's two Stormtroopers. We saw what happened with the girl with two Stormtroopers earlier, remember? He has the force. Obi-Wan can use the force. He has telekinetic powers. Damn. He chopped his leg off. Yeah, you guys nearly killed him. There. Your weapon's gone. It's over. I have telekinesis. It's in my hand now. Your need for victory, Anakin. It blinds you. I mean, he did win, though. Yeah, but I won. My need for victory seems to have secured a victory. That scene, the flashback scene seems to be in character with how the character is. I'm OK with that scene so far. Adam's secured inside, my lord. It's secured inside. Why is he not secure out here? Why is he not right here? No, no, no, no, no. Wow. Unbelievable. It's insane. It's so insane. You could have just kept him there in the dirt. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. He was kneeling in the dirt and you had him. And for some reason, you sent him alone with two stormtroopers into it. Oh, no, boss fight. Boss fight. Oh, no. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Remember who you are. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Remember who you are. Oh, it was a little. Oh, there's the evil button. She just enlightened everything.   It's a little evil thing. She just pulled it off.  What does that say about droid? Sad, do you say? You've become evil. But wow, there you go. She's in it. The droid was specifically there to sabotage the door and she just pokes it with a screwdriver and it fixes it. Yep. Instantly, orbital. Yeah, I love the idea of the star destroyers floating right above the opening like, hello. Yeah, they look up and it's like the alien ship from Independence Day. Well, all they need is to say there's one of those cannons from Hoth on this planet and you shoot the Star Destroyer with that as they escape, that's all you need. An ion. Yeah, a little stunning ion cannon. Four people. Move, move, let's go. Oh, nice. Oh, no. Nice, good job. You have one job and it was to not drop that. No. Dude, that's the equivalent of the writer being like, what do you think of this idea?  He doesn't do that to the Millennium Falcon at half You can't do that. No, no, no, no allowed to do that. No Also, they're fucked. Yeah What do you do?  You don't need to prove yourself as you're undoing. You haven't won yet. Yeah, I'll just get my other one I'll just get yours. Yeah, I don't understand the lesson there. Also. I'm glad we're alive I Stole the other one because he didn't know there was a secret invisible second ship.    Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, they can do this, right? Your edgy lightsaber is no match for me Comes apart that's just useful. Yeah Okay, I'm all right with this.  What was that? That was very strange Well, is she giving up? You got the force Riva, right? You're still like alive and there's Man, why is it shot so like this flashback then we wouldn't realize what this is a parallel to what happened to early in our life. Yeah Wait, he stabbed her as a kid. What wait wait, he stabbed her like and she lived she played dead Anything anymore. I can't believe it. How do I gone die? I don't know Did you really believe I did not see it Youngling you are up.  Hello third sister.  She's not dead. She's gonna survive killer. You got stabbed and live leaving Leaving It's parallels rag she survived the kid too. This is great He's got to do a hero thing in episode six So I'm gonna give her a chance for that. He's a murderer and a killer. No, it's fine How many times do you think she could have killed Veda by just like getting the jump on him when they were near each other I would have been a better plan because she just tried that randomly at the end there That's all that was there were better times to do that Riva. I can't believe they left the lightsaber This is The gun he died And she's amazing and so is the other inquisitor man something you're failing to remember freaks is that humans have two stuff When she stopped moving I thought she was gonna grab the lightsaber and then die and that would be her last action They dropped it What you shouldn't be alive. He's you got this is She's just like fine learned of the children on Tatooine I've been stabbed.   Yeah, I think that's it That's the only thing they like which was an all right scene. It was okay They seem to nearly kill each other everything well And I don't I think I'd be critical of Obi-Wan's lesson because he he decided he won that fight when he hadn't yet Hey, look after he lost already by the way. Wow. What crap or so where to begin that episode was horrifically bad to the point Where I'm not even sure what the worst episode is anymore Oh, yeah, I think this one is a little too important for it to not be the one that is It hurts Vader significantly it hits Kenobi clearly and it hurts Bail Organa significantly and the Lore Star Wars Yeah, coupled with the expected bad plotting. Oh, yeah, that's a terrible terrible block And this was the one that is getting well received. Yeah, and this is specifically I think the reason Definitely that is that it's a memberberry shit right there. We really have crossed that you can't get more than this We've recreated a scene from the prequels.  Look, we're showing you stuff that you like Come on. This is one-to-one now It's almost absurd even though it's the thing I was saying they should do because look at the results Everyone's saying this episode's amazing because it's managed to distract them from there's a strong chance They would have said it amazing regardless. It was amazing regardless Much important stuff happens. This is like a big point episode. Well, yeah And I'm sure people consider what happened with Riva to be very very meaningful as opposed to try this fuck It's the show aware that her entire motivation is hypocritical Um, I don't even know if the show was done enough for us to even figure this out yet It hasn't explained why she's been killing everybody She's Everything from her I can't currently tell if the show is doing this deliberately or not right because Vader's Motivation was he wanted to he had his own personal goals and at that point in the Jedi temple He killed children because that was just something that he did in order to achieve his own personal goals He didn't have like anything against those kids is well No, he did hate the Jedi at that point But you know his own goals clouded his judgment to the point where he was killing children Riva is doing exactly the same thing we She is hunting Jedi including children because of her own personal goal Which is killing Vader because he did exactly the same thing I can't believe I'm saying this but I think it makes more sense for Anakin to think I need to kill these children to Erase the Jedi and gain and learn about all the powers to be able to save Padme as opposed to I gotta kill these children So that I can get closer to Vader to be able to kill him when she's close to him like several times in this show before now Yeah, and if you said like yes, but she's waiting for the perfect moment It's like perfect moment. She's had this moment several times. I don't understand It's not getting the perfect moment. Yeah, and it was clearly the perfect moment would have been when both her and Obi-Wan were there When he was trying to pull the shit down would be a really good moment. Yeah, you're right That would be the perfect moment. I'm trying to really which you know what rags It's just convenient that she doesn't have that opportunity to attack him because she should have been right behind him There's no reason for it not to be absolutely. It's just one of those gaps We just have to create for reasons. Yeah, seriously like he's watching Vader do that I immediately thought of when he's watching the Millennium Falcon fly away from him in hearth And it's like if this is ten years later and a lot of force users get more powerful the older They are you telling me he was just like well that goes the Falcon. Yeah, so like that was a really Visorily satisfying scene is in like I enjoyed a sensation in me that that scene cause of like man This is just I can just feel the raw power. I hated everything that was happening Yeah, maybe Satisfaction and watching it being done which I would love to see in a way that Didn't ruin stuff because people are probably gonna bring up It's like Starkiller did this to a to a star destroyer and it's like yeah That was a bit extreme too. That wasn't it like in force force unleashed And it's just like I think I'm on boarded the idea of making it so that Vader had the power to do this But we can't because of Empire. It's it's too late. They have locked that out You can't have him a bill with ability to do that And that means you can't really have the ability to do that for anybody because Vader supposed to be one of the Most powerful force users ever so yeah It really is kind of it's that sequel things seeping in of the force is just a it's a cure-all for any kind of plot Need that you want it to do it can do this now do that force healing force pull a ship force random lightning Whatever you need the plot for you just have that magic force that you could just use for whatever Well, I'll go as far as saying as well that this is probably a moment people are sighting is why this episode So fucking awesome, but it won't age like the rogue one scene and one of the big reasons I think if you guys look at it again, it doesn't look very good No, the backgrounds look completely fake the CGI is clearly like it's okay After the fight was in a tunnel a dirt tunnel. Yeah, and it's so arbitrary I'm one more people talk about like yeah, why didn't he do this to my name Falcon? It's gonna. It's gonna start being like, hmm Some people do And if you care then it's like so which one gets sacrificed Empire or Obi-Wan Kenobi show Like at that point which one so taking the what are we supposed to believe if you can see in the background through the mist Is that the ship that everyone is actually on and this is a decoy ship who was flying it? I don't know the robot the loader Did he not sense all of the life that was on the other ship there and who just do me a favor And is that what we're supposed to believe is there a ship in the background day? Or is that nothing else? Maybe we're meant to I think has to be it has to be otherwise it wasn't here And that would be insane that like this went through all of the processes proposed production and like that was just not noticed That has to be it think this it's like right next to the ship when it launches I don't think logistically that can make any sense Well, here's something that's worth thinking about if he tears down the ship, what if he throws it at you? What if after you fly off? He just does the same thing to your ship. You're right. Yeah Why didn't we just do the exact same thing and by the way? But that's a knock against him for intelligence if you're telling me he can why do they do this in this show so much the Seconds after establishing a power. They forget they have that who started the ship who flew the ship. That's all I don't know um the loader droid Lover is dead. I think and I can't believe we're having this conversation Like this should never be the reality of your story, but I think we're supposed to assume There was a ship back there they were all hiding in and this one was literally launched to be like Lell They'll think this is us and they'll attack this and then we will go like they don't launch at the same time They wait until this one gets grounded or and this is this is a Hail Mary I don't think this is what we're supposed to think we supposed to believe like it came out of this ship the smaller one because if You remember this is the ship that smaller ship docked on right or is it not? That was my immediate thought when I saw it is that it looked like it came out of it But that's just if you look at it that is not what's happening in this scene. Yeah, like it's behind it With how it looked when it first happened. I was like, oh is it inside it? Oh, no It is he should have grabbed the other ship. Yeah So that scene was really done. I forgot that he could do that I'm so glad that the the fake Jedi guy dropped the thing so that the final episode can happen Yeah Message in the first place. Yeah, it's all it's all it's all broken and I've noticed that Respeacher I think would have been fine for me if it were one or two lines Have you noticed how all of his lines are delivered in what can only be described as the same way the grand Inquisitor means nothing you have done well and I guess what I mean by that is like Kenobi is all that matters Kenobi is all that matters now. We must go here prove yourself. It is not them We need to break Yeah, you will become the grand inquisitor. You might be like, well, what's what's what's the problem?  The force is with you young Skywalker It's just like that stings a little more that's interesting Meanwhile if it was done with re-speecher, he'll be like, but you are not a Jedi yet I am not interested in subilities. It's like in the one we saw the skin Walker Luke in that episode of Boba Fett really That's all you got. Let me help you or he just yes, everything is so flat and tonally neutral and just devoid of Humanity, what should I do about him?  I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker my father. Would you like to remember? Can't believe he's gone You will find balance as well get back up. I didn't hear you give any ideas always get back up. Yes, and it's it Yeah, it's like you're like skin Walker Vader. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive No disintegration Bring him to me. You don't know the power of the dark side. I Must obey my master You are up no further use.  He will not be permanently I will bring him in myself when you get told as a machine to say apology accepted captain Nita That's what it will say. But if you get told that as a voice actor who's as talented as jamesville jones, he'll say apology It sounds way better and uh, you'd get old vader in rogue one and that's true It's a little bit.  There's a great many things to attend to my apologies You do have a great many things to explain be careful not to choke on your aspiration Director like that versus re-speecher. They'll be like be careful not to choke on your aspirations director We leave for jabeem at once if you only knew the power of the dark side We're suggesting that this is done with re-speecher. I already know it is it's cited in the credits I'm suggesting this exact thing happened with luke by the way, we were all like when we first heard it We were like, okay, that does sound like person the more you hear the lines than the more you compare with the old ones You're like, oh, it's missing the punch of a human. There's no human in there Even though i'm pretty sure the process for it is that it processes a bunch of human lines Or it takes a human's delivery and then Turns it into the speech of the the patterns that we recognize But there is an element missing and it's become incredibly obvious every time you listen to vader in any scene now He sounds lame your feelings for them are strong Especially for Sister Did you really believe I did not see it will be one was wise to hide her from me Now his failure Is complete Not just higher james l jones.  We have this re-speech program. Just use that People don't care. Look what they did with luke.  Always get up. Always get back up Always get back up Dope And I'll just say like the feeling of time that passes is like super off How much time passes in this episode passes how much how much distance is between the planets We get obi-wan escaping in the beginning then we see Riva telling vader that there's a tracker and where they are and they start to go Towards jabim after that we see obi-wan arrive at jabim after that We get a different scene with vader where they say oh lock them in then we see the base getting locked in and then They say the star destroyer has arrived and that's in like five six minutes And I was like when did this all happen? How long have they been here hours? They didn't address the star destroyer either.   They should just grab to kill them just shoot them down There's so much military on that but you know what I'm saying is They just say it's like this happens happens happens happens But don't really show us how much time has passed They just stitch the scenes together and it's like okay. We're here now Now we can have our scenes here because apparently everything is just super close together where they are Even though obi-wan apparently from what I see and understand from the episode They're like way ahead because of riva first has to go to to vader star destroyer Tell him and then they start and while they're on their way. They lock them in as like, okay So I guess when between that that scene and them arriving there Hours have passed for some reason. I don't know. It's just hard for me to understand where we are Time-wise or how much time has passed and how fast people are It's just really weird So try and picture this because I have no idea how any of this makes any sense And this is part of the destruction of Darth Vader as far as I'm concerned He went into the temple. He killed a bunch of kids One of them played dead until she finally crawled out of the pile of bodies to become a sith inquisitor How does that make any sense in terms of everyone would know where she came from and who she is right? It would be all on records. So she thinks she tricks everybody into thinking she's not a youngling So how why and then vader's like I did know you were youngling this whole time And we were using your rage to help.  What is that like you're so cocky Like ha ha we used your rage.  I could have I just didn't apparently realize you're two stomachs Well, here's the thing.   What do these people actually not know what is contained within a human stomach? It feels that way because this is the third instance in this show of somebody being stabbed in the gut and surviving It's insane. Not only surviving but becoming like very more of a gutting a lot of um strength and jumping around and doing lightsaber stuff too The result of a gut wound is incredibly variable Of course, but the problem is like it's a lightsaber Having them in it. It's a at least with a knife. It might not Take out at like like a lightsaber goes right through and burns and singes everything Like it's what a lightsaber does when you get stabbed in the gut Qui-Gon got stabbed and the problem with sight in that is people be like, oh, yes The same scene where someone is chopped in half and survives. Ha ha ha Sure, but that do have a problem with that. Yes.  Yes We think that's um if you're bringing up the same dumb things that we would also bring up Anyone surviving anything now can be justified with well palpatine survived. Yeah. So please Join us on the team of drawing a line The stormtrooper in 1977 bombed his tad. Yeah, he survived that Maybe Look at this guy who survived being stabbed because he wanted revenge you person that we literally recruited for revenge I'll stab you leave you here alive It's it's so absurd when you actually stop for two seconds and think about what's happening here I've now it what are they smoking when they're writing these? Well, so I think this is such a clear example of you can see what they're trying because in this situation It's like, okay So reva probably would have died from that wound and if she didn't Darth Vader or the stormtroopers or the Grand Inquisitor would have killed her But we can't have her die and it's like she or rather when you're watching it Oh, but she's not dead. There must be a reason why narratively. It's like, ah remember when Dinesh dropped the uh, the little thing the little transmission remember that bail even did that despite how perilous it was Ah, it all makes the world bends to facilitate the story that they want That might be one of the greatest assassinations in the show so far That maybe he would say in the recording. I'm worried that you've been like captured or Sending this message to tell you I will take care of the boy on Tatooine Hopefully they don't discover the children. It's like, why would you do this? You couldn't even be made? Bail is just not even he escapes. No I'll have him escape bail is done. He's finished It's so he was dumb in the first episode and he was dumb in the second episode And now they've just the this the little chef's kiss with a cream on the top with a cherry on the Cake layer whatever the ice cream on the alamode It's it's done. It's finished bails ruined bails thoroughly ruined and it's what's so weird Is that he was already such a kind of a minor character. Yeah, you didn't need to do anything to him His existence was so tiny He was important story wise But he had such a small presence in these movies and they still found a way to drag him kicking and screaming out of His position of safety and ruin him. Who if they not brought back yet like oh, there's still plenty Jojo Jojo, yeah Qui-gon good time which by the way, I'd be like I said, it'd be really funny if they actually don't bring in kwigon I think they will The force goes I'm memeing with you for the fact that you have said almost every episode. He's definitely covered it It's just like it would be funny if they did because of all of the predictions you've been running with Just leave him alone. I know what you're gonna do and it's not make him much worse. Yeah Yeah, he'll give our be one the final pep talk that pushes him back Oh, yeah. Yeah, he needs another. He does need another talk. He's not resolved yet. Well, he's doing one more. He's been inspired by Leia in episode two with with some of the lines she gave him probably even more to come from her. Then he's been inspired by I forget her name. Lala lady. Lala Leila Leila. Let's like the song. It makes me think of a song. Leila rumbo. She gave him an inspiration. Before she died heroically. That was that was a that was an easy prediction. Apparently. Yeah. Yeah. Right. When will Kenobi get to do something that's more so about his agency?  I'm just waiting. Maybe one day. Here's a pitch, right? Because we've got a problem right now, which is the Reavers told us I was stabbed along with all my friends. I laid down. I was dead. And then I eventually just joined up with the sith and quizzes started doing everything they told me to do to hopefully get close enough to Vader to kill him.   Have Kenobi say do you have any idea where I was or what I was doing? I barely survived order 66. My lizard bit it. I was really sad day for me because I want to clarify quickly. Wait, hang on. I want to clarify quickly that it's okay to hate him from a character's point of view, but it would be irrational if you don't have the information you need.   I can see that, but you have to have him be like surely emotional. I was on one of the most important missions for the Jedi and I was betrayed by my entire squadron of clones. Like I'm sorry I wasn't there, but you don't have to understand order 66 wasn't just in the Jedi temple. I could see that scene actually existing and we'd be like, okay, fine. Yes, I would like conversation they should have because Obi-Wan should have things to say. This is part of his closure. I'd say it's a frustrating aspect of bad stories when there's a scene that's happening and there's just sentences and things which should be said. Her rage against Kenobi is what's stopping them from working together. So Kenobi should be like, look, you don't understand.  Is there any reason that she's latched onto Kenobi specifically? Anakin was your padawan. Yeah, I think that's her reasoning. I mean, he was also responsibility of the Jedi as an order. Yeah, like, let's not split hairs on how that works.  Are we even, are we going to bring up the emperor in Palpatine?  Where is this? Where are we not talking about? Imagine Kenobi said like, yeah, I can see why you're mad at me.  I'm played into this in any way. Are you upset at the emperor?  It's like, there's another guy.  And so what we're getting now is just not a rebel because she's just dumb because we have to do I think they make her a rebel eventually. No, she needs to face trials for war crimes and torturing children. She's probably going to be a good guy by the end. Good guy in quotations. The problem being is in the back of our heads the whole time, we still have no idea why she's happily murdering everybody.  So don't even try that. Like that's not even close. That's a lie.  So no, you need a better reason. And I was just thinking as an alternative, imagine the reason that she was spared is not because she played dead and then submitted herself to the Sith inquisitors without them doing anything to her, which I still don't understand. That doesn't make any sense to me. What if, and this is a bit dark, so maybe Disney just wouldn't be able to do this.    She's like, I'm with you. I'm not one of them. Like a desperate child sort of viewpoint of something there. And then we develop that her whole idea is I've been doing everything I can to simply survive.  Classic character arc like that. Yeah, like I was just a child. I was trying to survive. Has that child survived? Well, I assumed that they got the inquisitors from like Jedi sensitive children that they essentially just like propagandized and brought up in the dark side. I assume that's where they got all these inquisitors from. So I assume that she was at the temple, got captured and then was it's like we talked about with the Halo show. It's a lot more interesting that someone's actually kind of brought up a certain way. And as a result, they have particular character traits. I assume that that's what it would be. They rounded up a bunch of these young kids that they're young enough to where they're not like super into the Jedi thing, but they're force sensitive and they're semi trained in that lifestyle. So we can start turning them into inquisitors. And you totally buys into it. The propagandizing of like, you know, we're not the bad guys. The Jedi have been trying to take over the whole world. The Jedi have been horrible. You're not like the Jedi, are you?  But you're right. Yeah, that would make more sense. Her panicking and killing a friend to show that she's on the evil guy's side or something. You could do that maybe. But what they've opted for is I played dead after I got stuck. Look, they've made a joke of being stabbed through the stomach with a lightsaber, which is amazing. It happens to her twice and she lives both times. And then you have the Grand Inquisitor. He gets stabbed through the chest. And as I said, it's the opposite Leia problem. Leia dies because of sadness. He lives because of revenge. And so he's just around now because that wasn't fatal.     If it is consistent that being stabbed in the gut doesn't effectively kill you. Why do people keep trying to kill each other by stabbing each other in the gut? That's what I want to talk about. We should probably focus less. We should probably focus less on the fact that she survived that wound and instead focus on the fact that none of them wanted to kill her for some reason.  What are you doing? They left her there alive with her lightsaber. With her lightsabers. It would be one of the most pragmatic kills you could ever have to kill her. He literally says we're done with you and it's like, yes, but you stabbed her. I stabbed her once and it didn't work already. Also, the guy next to me, he got stabbed and that didn't work. I don't know if this is moral, but just looking at that, it really does feel to me. It's like that should probably be lethal. It feels like that's quite high up and at an angle, chopping through a whole set of eyes. Chopping through things. Going through her sternum. Maybe going through her spine. Maybe her spine, maybe even her lung. It kills. It melts everything in that scene. And he leaves it in for a little bit too, which is no joke. Stab, stab, stab in and out. It's one thing. There's no friction keeping it in place with the lightsaber, or at least much less than there would be with a sword. If she moves it all and she falls, it's more damage done to her. There is definitely friction, because we see difficulty from Qui-Gon moving it through the metal door in Phantom Menace, but they seem to glide pretty easily. That's a blast door versus a person. Exactly. Yeah. I don't even know if I'm exaggerating if I say every scene has a shaky camera. Yeah, they like the shaking. And I don't know why. Because it's cheap. It's intensity without the work at making an intense scene. And serene scenes as well. Yeah, when it's just a calm scene. Shake the camera. Shakey, shakey.  It's so bad. Oh, we didn't have a lair, I guess. Well, we kind of have. She's just tech expert now. You would think that it does feel weird to just have someone of her age who is just the most skilled and capable at opening this random door, this random jumble of wires on this one random planet. It's like, you know how to fix this? How? How do you know? How do you have this skill set? How can you do this? Do you have all the talents? You can't say. Nobody can fit through that to get to the most important wiring for the escape door. And it's like, why have you built it that way? That is like, also how do you want to get through that? What do you mean? It's really big. Hawkins probably couldn't.  There's plenty of slender women in your organization here. I'm sure plenty of one of them must know how mechanics work. Please. You must have some actual mechanics work smaller. Oh. Well, then how'd you explain the lair? Boom. He's a child. She's not a woman yet. Soon as she gets 18, that's gone. She's vanishes from her brains. One left. This was annihilated. Everyone. Yeah, I was going to say like 10 seconds. Yeah, we're all military can total incompetence. Man. For the military, of course. And then they pushed them inside and they put themselves into like a choke position and they still don't really, not any of them gets an advantage from that. It's really weird because all the stone troopers come flooding into this one choke point and still basically none of them die, even though you could have just blasted everything in there. They've made stormtroopers a joke. When stormtroopers show up and a star destroyer is up there, you should be shitting your pants and thinking that this is a grave moment of peril. We are seriously in danger.  It's like, oh, we're fine. It's only a star destroyer and however many legions of troopers and ships and everything they have, it's fine. We'll be fine because they're so incompetent and worthless that it doesn't even matter. And then we know they have at least one grenade and they don't use it. Don't remind me. You need her to sacrifice herself for this heroic end for her. And it's like, man, you could have just thrown it at them. Dude, they were so proud of themselves for her storyline. So cringe. You can't show us the grenade. It's like, do you see how many people, like even when they were out of the field, there were so many of them, you could have, you probably could have killed like 20 of them in one throw. They weren't using, yeah, they didn't set up barricade. They didn't stagger themselves in positions to fire. They didn't use cover because no one uses cover. You could take this random piece of metal and plop it on your arm and it stops blaster shots. But I guess Stormtrooper armor is as worthless as ever.  Whatever you see in terms of an establishment of soldiers and equipment and positions, it never translates into meaning anything. It's pure what the plot needs to happen. There's never any sense behind anything.  They're not allowed to do anything consistently. It's just dependent on what we need to have happen in events. Like them shooting her, that was something that we all knew they were allowed to do because the plot was like, yep, that one's okay. And she only got hit the one time while standing in the hallway as a horde of Stormtroopers were 20 feet away. She got hit the one time which is the shocking allowance of the plot.  Like, oh, it's fine, it's fine. Yeah, like when she's on the ground, not dead yet, they should just, as they walk by, they just casually finish her off and just keep moving. Stormtroopers have been made so worthless. It's all of the empire.  Stormtroopers are coming.  How do you guys take over a galaxy again? Again, like, how are you? What? I wonder how that worked out. We're what, like, 85% through this show? It doesn't matter how good the last episode is at this point. Oh, yes.  What if it fixes everything? Textualize all of it as a dream for Obi-Wan. Yeah, yeah, Obi-Wan wakes up. No, no, no. Textualize all of it in a way that it makes all perfect sense. It's actually very clever. Good luck with that. Not possible. Also, did they start the second season with that already? No, so apparently there's a, there was only rumors that they're thinking about a second season. There's nothing confirmed. I mean, I don't see why they wouldn't. They like money. And this one they have to know beforehand that they have a next season. So this one is a limited series. So that's how it's been presented, which means it's probably not going to get another season, I guess, technically. Maybe they'll find some other way to follow it up. Maybe we'll just stick random Mandalorian episodes into it and finish it off. Oh, yeah. Well, the fact that Uma Gregor said he's on board with doing more stuff, I don't see. It's literally just money on the table. I don't know why Disney wouldn't take it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'd say that, but they don't care.  So yeah, whatever. I don't know if we'll get more of this. We don't want more of this. But, uh, no, but they don't listen to us.  That was exceedingly frustrating. And this was the one that apparently was great. I had people saying like, wow, this is a really good one. This is really great. And I'm like, oh, I just can't. No, it's really, really bad. This is really bad, guys. This ruins more than any other episode before. Yay. See you for the finale, everyone. Hooray. Wait for it to be over. I mean, for the finale. Whoa. Bye, everybody. Remember when that used to mean something? May the force be with you? Like it had some kind of a reverence to it. And now it's just, remember, that's a thing people say. Remember when Akbar, what Admiral Ackmar said before the final fight in episode six? It just had this, like, yeah, this is a really serious thing. It's like this blessing, almost. This warrior's blessing we're giving you. It's just, oh, man, it's going to be rough. This is going to be a tough fight. May the force be with you. And now it's just, that's the thing you say. No. Bye. Hello. What did you bring me?