And now, tonight's presentation of Radio's outstanding theatre of thrills. Suspense.  We call it The Twelfth Rose. So now, starring Paula Winslow, here is tonight's suspense play, The Twelfth Rose. Miss Robin, the maid, Miss Robin, hours first. The place, New York City. The time, 12.15 p.m. Dolores Robbins had been young and pretty. The details of her murder were not. The sprawl position of her body and the instrument of murder indicated that the act had not been premeditated. A dozen roses were in the apartment. Eleven of them in a large vase near the body. Running around and up the length of each stem to give the blossom support was a single strand of green wire. The killer had circled the girl's neck with a long stem of the twelfth rose and then twisted. And although the stem itself had broken, the wire had not. Fifty-five minutes after the maid discovered the girl's body, two detectives from the homicide division began questioning her. Mrs. Williams, how often did you clean in here? Every day, but Sunday. She wasn't due for service, but twice a week, but she always gave me a little something extra. Then you were in here yesterday? Yes, sir. Yesterday afternoon. Were these roses here, then? No, sir. You're sure? Yes, sir. Do you have any idea where they might have come from? No, sir. But no girl looking like she looked is going to have to buy them for herself. And what about the box or wrapping paper they came in? You know where it might be? Well, if Miss Robin threw it in the trash before eight this morning, it'd already be burned up. If she put it in after eight... She didn't.  Oh. Mrs. Williams, did you ever see her boyfriend? She didn't have a regular boyfriend. But she went out once in a while, didn't she? I suppose she did. Was she here when you came in to clean yesterday? Yes, sir. Did she say anything about having a date last night? No, sir. Not to me, but... Yes? Go on. Well, I was just about through when she got this phone call. She'd been washing her hair, and I was finishing up Dustin. And I heard her say she'd met a real nice man and thought she might see him last night. She mentioned his name? Well, I don't think so. At least not while I was here. I finished up and left before she got off the phone. Well, you know who she was talking to. Miss Butler. She and Miss Robbins were real good friends. If you want to talk to her, she lives in the building next door. Mildred Butler confirmed the made statements. She remembered the telephone conversation that she had had with the Robbins girl. She remembered the victim telling her about a man she had met the night before. Miss Robbins had not said where or under what circumstances they had met, but she had indicated that she would see him later that evening. When asked if she'd been told the man's name, the Butler girl replied that she had. It was Carl Owens. The two detectives returned to the victim's apartment. Pete, you ever buy roses for your wife? Two girls in high school. Are you kidding? You know anything about them? Sure. Some are red and some are yellow. When I was a kid, Pete, my folks had a greenhouse. They used to raise them. All kinds. These are just average. How can you tell? Look at the stems. They're wired to keep them from drooping. Now, with good rows, you don't have to wire the stems. They'll stand up straight for days. What do you call these, you know? Yeah. Happiness. What are you, detective? You really think we got a chance of getting them, Lou? If we're lucky. And if Owens is his right name. The lab boys didn't find any good prints. We might not need them. We'll just locate every Carl Owens between 20 and 40 who works or lives here in this area. Some of them will be eliminated automatically. Those that aren't will consider possible suspects. And then, Pete, if we're still lucky, we'll get someone to identify the killer. Nobody saw that. You're wrong, Pete. Somebody did. Yeah? Who? The florist that sold them these roses. Suppose the florist doesn't remember. Well, the way the papers are going to play this one up, they'll remember. It is just one thing. Yeah. Suppose a killer is thinking like we are. What do you mean? Suppose the killer remembers the florist. At 9.33 that evening, Miss Helen Craig, the manager of a small flower shop on the east side, adjusted the thermostat on the refrigerator display case. A moment later, her employee, Nancy Wasso, crossed to the front windows and pulled the shades. The shop was closed for the night. Oh, thank goodness I didn't think the day would ever end. You want me to bring some iced tea tomorrow? Well, if you like, we can keep it cool in the display case. Oh, and Nancy? Yes? Stop off at the wholesalers in the morning and pick up three dozen long-stemmed roses. Any particular kind? You'd better get, um, happiness. I sold the last of them while you were out yesterday. Is that all we need? Until Monday. You can tell Mr. Leeds I'll see him then. Oh, that must be Joe. Uh, my steam straight? Well, let's see. Yes, fine. You don't mind if I leave? Oh, no, run along. I'll wait for Max to check in. Thanks, Miss Craig. Night. Good night. You gave me a fright. I didn't hear you come in.  Why, aren't you the gentleman I waited on yesterday afternoon that selected the roses? Oh, you do remember me then? Oh, yes. Yes, of course. I wasn't sure you would. Oh, well, it would be hard to forget it. Yes? Go on. Well, you're, you're tall and... Oh, please. Now you're embarrassing me. I'm sorry I didn't mean to. You all alone here? Why, yes, I was just getting ready to leave. Why? Just curious. Were you going right home? Or was someone coming to meet you here? Well, really, Mr.... A Johnson. Bill Johnson, Miss Craig. Oh, you know my name? But how does that happen? It was printed on the receipt you gave me. Miss Craig, manager.  Oh, please. Oh, really? I think you are. Now, Mr. Johnson, it's taken me a good many years to get used to this face.  Oh, you've got a temper too. Well, I'm sorry. No, don't apologize.  Makes her much more interesting. Oh, and how often do you fight? Oh, oh, excuse me. What is it? Can I have to let him in? Miss Craig. Yes? I suppose you know by now I didn't come here to buy flowers. Oh? I just stopped by to deliver a message from my mother. You're... Yes. She wanted you to know how much she liked the roses. Oh, well, now I am flattered. But I thought... Yes? What did you think? Well, when a gentleman buys roses, they're usually for a young lady. The only girl I've got is my mother. She's in the hospital. That's where the roses went. Well, I've got to go. Oh, please stop in again, Mr. Johnson. That's a promise, Miss Craig. I'll see you real soon. You are listening to the 12th Rose, a nice presentation in radio's outstanding theater of thrills, suspense. Tomorrow night, a self-styled tycoon sets himself up as an energetic but not exactly legal stockbroker. For a while, business booms. But once the FBI in peace and war get on his trail, the shitty operator discovers that the bottom has fallen out of his market. Don't miss a thrill. Don't miss a moment of the next exciting episode of the FBI in peace and war over most of these same stations tomorrow night. And now we bring back to our Hollywood sound stage Miss Paula Winslow, starring in tonight's production, the 12th Rose, a tale well calculated to keep you in... ...suspect. At four o'clock the next morning, a milkman left a quart bottle just outside the door of the apartment that Helen Craig shared with her younger sister Peggy. Three and a half hours later, Helen opened the door, letting Napoli and the cat into the kitchen. At the same time, she picked up the quart of milk. She didn't notice that someone had tampered with the protective cap on the bottle, not even when she poured some of the milk into a dish for the cat. There you are, Nappy Boy. Oh, what got you up so early on a Saturday, Peg? I decided to go to the beach for the weekend. Oh?   Well, sit down, I'll pour the coffee. How are you going? On the train. I've got a hurry. At least I can eat 15. Now, Nappy, Nappy, be quiet and drink your milk. Who are you going with, Peg? Betty Mills and another girl from the office. They rented a cottage for their vacation. I'll be home late, son. Hey, what's the matter? You've done to yourself. Oh, well, nothing much. I just used a little rinse on my hair and combed it over on the sides. So that's what you were doing last night. It looks awful, doesn't it? Oh, no, no, no, isn't it? Oh, I like it, Helen, really. Who is he? You know who I mean the man you've met. The one that's fixing up bits for. What's his name? How'd you meet him? Well, his name is Johnson. He came into the shop for the first time day before yesterday to buy some roses. And then last night he came back to tell me how much his mother liked them. Oh, that's a likely story. When are you going to see him again? Well, I don't know for sure, but when he left last night, he said it would be soon. Oh, I hope... Napoleon for heaven's... Oh, and something's wrong with him. What? Nappy! He's sick! Well, he was all right a minute ago. Well, he's not... No, look at him.  I'll take him to the vets. Oh, uh, yes? Thank you for waiting. I'm Dr. Michaels. Oh, yes, Doctor. How is Nappy? Uh, my cat. Well, I'm afraid I have bad news for you, Miss Craig. She's dead. Oh, no. I'm sorry. You see, there was very little we could do. But what caused it? Well, we can't be sure without a laboratory examination. What do you think it was? Poison, Miss Craig. I think someone may have poisoned him. By checking through the records bureau, DMV, various credit bureaus, state employment agencies, and finally, by referring to the Manhattan telephone directory, detectives Clymor and Carver located over 40 men with the name of Carl Owens. Of this number, nine could be classified as suspects in the murder of Dolores Robbins. They did not contact these men directly, but they did make some discreet inquiries. The next step, locate the florist who had sold one of them the roses found in the dead girl's apartment. Time, 9.20. Helen Craig arrived at the flower shop. Craig, have you seen the papers? Did you read about it? About what, Nancy? The rose murder. The what? Well, the girl that was choked to death with the happiness rose. The murderer bought some roses for this girl before yesterday, and when she took him to her apartment, he choked her to death. Isn't that the most exciting thing you've heard? Oh, please, Nancy, I'm not in the mood. But he could have bought those roses here. I'm sure he didn't. So how do you know? Didn't you sell a dozen of those roses while I was out that afternoon? Yes. To a man? Yes, to a man.  Oh. Has anyone called me this morning? Only Max, he'll be a few minutes late. Something wrong with the trucks. Oh, and I got the roses there in the display case. Oh, thank you. I'll be out to wire them in a minute. The roses the murderer bought were wired? Does everyone wire the stems the same way? Nancy, please. I'm depressed enough without having to listen to a second-hand account of a cheap murder. I'm sorry. I just thought you'd be interested. Well, I'm not. And if you haven't anything to do back here, I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me alone. Miss Craig, what is it? Oh, dear, this is silly of me. You remember our cat, Napoleon? Yes. Well, he's dead. And the vet thinks somebody poisoned him. Oh, no. Of course, he's not sure yet, but if he was poisoned, I'm going to find the person that gave it to him. He'll wish he hadn't. I'll get it. Madison Flower Shop. Yes, she is. Would you like to speak? Hello? Hello? Is it funny? Wrong number? No. He asked if you were here, and I told him you were. He hung up. Carl Owens had arrived at his office in the chemical industry's warehouse at 9.30 that morning. He was rather pleased with himself. He had encountered no difficulty in putting a certain tasteless poison in the Craig woman's milk bottle. He knew now, after making the phone call, that she had not touched the milk. But she would, in time. And he was sure he had plenty of time. Mr. Owens. Carl, what have you been up to? What? Who is this? Janet, honey, in personnel. Oh, Janet. Mr. Hall received a phone call from somebody a few minutes ago, and whoever it was sure asked a lot of questions about you. Oh, like what? Well, I couldn't hear everything Mr. Hall said, but I did hear him give out your address. My address? Mm-hmm. What did you do, honey? Applied for credit somewhere? Carl? Oh, yeah. I was going to get something on time, but I've changed my mind. Time, 2.20 p.m. Nancy Wassel returned from lunch. Miss Craig, it's just me. Anything happen? Oh, Mrs. Williams called. She wants a centipede of stock and carnations for tonight. Oh, I'll get it, Nancy. Oh, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Say, these roses here in the case, the ones with their stems wired, they're called happiness, aren't they? Yeah. Yes, that's right. Very nice. And these here are margarites, huh? I haven't seen any of those in several years. Well, would you catch... No, no, I'm here on business. My name is Carver Police. Here's my identification. Oh. Oh, yes, Lieutenant. Is there anyone else working here who sells the flowers? Only my assistant, Miss Wassel. Would you call her, please? Why, surely. Oh, Nancy, would you come out here, please? Coming. This won't take very long. Miss, just a couple of questions. Nancy, this is Lieutenant Carver from the police. Good afternoon. Oh, I'll bet you hear about that murder. Yes, that's right. I read about it in the papers. She's done a good job of filling me in on the gory details, Lieutenant. Good. That saves us both time. Now, do either of you remember selling a dozen of the happiness roses to a man day before yesterday, probably in the afternoon? I didn't sell any that day, but Miss Craig did. Oh. Do you have a record of that transaction, Miss Craig? Well, I know it was cash. Could you identify the man if necessary? Yes, but I know he isn't the one you're looking for. What makes you so certain? Is he a regular customer? Well, no, he's not. Well, does he have an account here? No. Do you happen to know his address? No, but those roses were for his mother. She's in the hospital. I see. You had them delivered, I suppose? No, Mr. Johnson took them himself. Johnson? Yes, that's his name, Bill Johnson. Well, that ends that. For a minute there, I thought we had something. Now, no one else bought any that afternoon. No. Now, be very sure your life may depend on it. Why do you say that, Lieutenant? I don't want to frighten you, Miss, but the florist that sold those roses is the only person that could identify the killer. Oh, and with the florist out of the way? Well, I won't take up any more of your time. Thank you for your cooperation. You're quite welcome. Miss Craig. Yes? May I buy one of those happiness roses? Oh, well, you can't buy it, Lieutenant. But I'd be very glad to let you have one. Thank you very much. When you have time, stop in again, Lieutenant. I'd like to. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Well, what a charming gentleman. Oh, I'll get it. You didn't tell me you knew the man that bought those roses. I don't tell you everything, Nancy. Medicine flower shop. Miss Craig, please. Speaking. Well, Dr. Michaels, Miss Craig, I had the laboratory report on your cat. Oh, yes, Doctor. He was definitely poisoned. Oh, I see. Do you know how the poison was given to him? Yes, it was in milk. What? It was given to him in milk. Oh, but that's impossible. I gave him his milk this morning. Are you sure? I'm positive. It was a fresh bottle. I brought it in from the hall and poured some of it into his dish. Did you drink any of it yourself? Miss Craig? No. Well, if there is poison in that milk, I... I know, Doctor. If there is, it wasn't meant for Napoleon. Time, 6 p.m. Nancy Wassell crossed to the front windows and pulled the shades. The shop was closed for the night. 45 minutes later, Helen Craig was alone in the shop. She turned off the lights in the sales room and went into her small office where she began checking over accounts payable. See, Williams... Williams, here it is. $42.20. Yes? It... is someone out there? It's only me, Miss Craig. Oh, Mr. Johnson.  Oh, wait. Wait, I'll turn on the lights. No. What? But why not? Well, I haven't been home all day. I'm dirty and tired. I'd rather you didn't see me when I'm not looking my best. Oh, really, Mr. Johnson? But all right, I... I'll let you have your way this once. Are you alone here? Yes. You expecting anyone? No, not tonight. Nancy had a date with her boyfriend and Max has gone home to his family. Well, what are you doing working here so late? Oh, trying to catch up on my paperwork. Uh, Mr. Johnson, are you hungry? What?  Well, no, what? Because I'm starved. I had Miss Wassel go down to the delicatessen for a couple of sandwiches this afternoon, and I thought you might like to share them with me. I hate eating by myself. Would you like one? Sure. Oh, good. They're here in the display case. It makes a wonderful refrigerated food. You see, there's a chicken and a ham. Which do you want? Oh, I don't know. Ham's okay. Well, here we are. And I think, well, let me see. Yes, this one's ham. Thanks. We can sit right down at this table. Okay. Go ahead. Thank you. Oh, I almost forgot something to drink. We've had ice tea in these glasses, but they're clean. Would you hold it while I pour the milk? Oh, sure. Thanks. It's perfectly fresh. Nancy brought it back with the sandwiches. Well, now then, is it good? Mm-hmm. I'm so glad you could stop by. I do hate eating alone. Yeah, me too. Mm, that milk's nice and cold. You have any unusual visitors here today? Unusual visitors? No. You sure? Quite sure, Mr. Johnson. Why? Oh, I just wondered. A couple of funny things happened today. I didn't go home on account of... What's the matter, Mr. Johnson? I thought you were hungry. Why? I am. You're not eating. Oh, I will. It's just that... Well, it isn't often that I get to eat with a gentleman. I enjoy watching you. You, uh... You lead a pretty dull life here, don't you? Oh, I suppose, by some standards. Seems to me you really don't have much to live for. Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that. Oh. Mr. Johnson, are you all right? Yeah. It's just a little cramp. Well, you're probably eating too fast. You see, a person goes a while without eating, and then they gulp their food down. It isn't good for you. It isn't from... Oh, you poor man. Here, take another swallow of milk. Mr. Johnson. What is it? I don't know. Don't you? Well, I do. I lied to you. The milk is fresh, but it didn't come from the delicatessen. What are you talking about? It came from my apartment. It was the milk that was delivered this morning. No. No, you're lying. Am I? Am I, Mr. Owens? Call an ambulance. Please call an ambulance. No. Please. You made a fool of me, Mr. Owens.  Please. That was only one of the things you did. Please! This morning, did you help my cat? Would you have helped me or my sister? I'm sorry. Oh, of course you are. But you wouldn't be if the police hadn't compared the roses I gave one of their men with those found in that girl's apartment. They could tell from the wiring. I wire all of my roses identically. You told me to call them if you came back. Mr. Owens? Lieutenant Carver? Lieutenant, this is Miss Craig at the flower shop. In which Paula Winslow starred in tonight's presentation of the 12th Rose. Next week, a story of a hired killer who had a deadline to meet. We call it a matter of timing. That's next week on Suspense. Suspense is produced and directed in Hollywood by Anthony Ellis. Tonight's story was written by Charles B. Smith. The music was composed by Lucian Morrowack and conducted by Leigh Stephens. Featured in the cast were Stacey Harris, Virginia Gregg, Don Diamond, Eleanor Tannen, Herbert Ellis, Miriam Wolfe, Jack Carroll, and Fred Mackay. A safari to the remotest corner of the earth could not provide more thrills than do the dramatic excursions into big city life. The 21st Precinct takes you on each Thursday night over most of these same stations. 21st Precinct has a realistic downright fascinating story to tell. And this Thursday night is no exception. Stay tuned for five minutes of CBS News to be followed on most of these same stations by my son, Jeet. 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So, yeah, I'm Ilya. It's wonderful to see all here. It's a geospatial day room, which means we use, we like, and we work with maps. And we do that in multiple ways. Like yesterday, I believe most of you had to find your restaurant for the evening or your hotel who did open their map app and type something into search field. Oh, you see, that's a lot more than I expected. And that's the thing that we do often, just typing things into application.  That is called geocoding, converting your phrase into location on the map. And that's one of the three pillars of applied cartography. Finding things, plotting around, displaying a map. But when you take geospatial specialists and make him or her work on geocoding, I doubt they will like it. Because underneath all that, geocoding is not exactly a mapping problem. It's more of a language processing problem. You take a phrase, you split it by tokens, you do a full text search return result. It's not about maps at all. But the reverse problem, giving a location, producing an understandable stream of address is much more interesting and challenging, as I found out. I was tasked with installing a reverse geocoder at my last job in June, that's a right sharing operator in New York. And instead of using one of the pre-built solutions like Nominatin, I decided to try to write my own geocoder. Because how hard can it be? How do you know you're in Belgium right now? Given your location, you can just take a set of country polygons and do a simple point-and-polygon search. And you will get a result like Belgium, which you can produce to a user. Point-and-polygon is one of the basic operations in geospatial. It's highly optimized. There are very fast algorithms. You can do that a thousand times a second. And you can find your country. Except in the real world, sometimes you can get two or three countries at once. Like on the river, I think between Luxembourg and Germany, that belongs to both countries. Or disputed territories like Crimea or anything. Sometimes you can get no countries at all. Not only in oceans, but also there are unclaimed territories like in Africa and stuff. You have to convey it somehow to a user who requested the coordinates. The same for regions, but when, how do you get a city? Like, how do you know you're in Brussels, for example? Again, you can take a set of city-boundary polygons and find out, yeah, you're in Brussels. But what if you're in a smaller town or a village and there are no databases of village polygons? All you get are points. Like, how many people can fit in a single point? Thousands of them, because many towns and even cities often reside in any databases like points. So what you need is finding a nearest point. And that is, again, a basic operation geospatial. It's indexed, it's optimized, you can do that a lot. But cities are different, they are of different sizes. Sometimes there are both point and polygon for cities, like in OpenStreetMap. There are points for city regions, neighborhoods. And to know where you are, you have to make a lot of queries. Point and polygon for countries, for regions, nearest point for cities, rank them, choose what you need. That's a lot of queries and these can take a long time, you have to optimize it. And one of the useful things are Voronoi polygons. Basically for each point they build a polygon from inside which that point is the nearest one. With that, basically you convert your nearest point request to point and polygon request. And doing a bit more bounding, a bit more optimization, preprocessing. And you can get the entire administrative hierarchy from country to city neighborhood in just one query, very fast one. That's how you do administrative queries. But frankly, the question which city I am in doesn't come up often, no more often than what year it is. It can come handy, but not for most people. I know in Brussels what I'm interested in is more precise location, which means address, which means house number and street. For most countries it's house number and street. How do you know that? There are multiple open databases with address locations, which mean coordinate and address. You can use them very simply, you can find nearest point again and get your address. Like, what is address for the red point? You can shout. No, it's K7. Which point is red? This one. I'm really sorry. K7. Given this database it's K7. It's a pretty close answer, except that in many countries addresses are given not to entrances like in Brussels, not to points, but to buildings. That's the case for United States, for Russia, for Belarus, for quite a lot of countries actually. And since buildings are not points, these results can sometimes be not very specific, not very precise. But thankfully we use OpenStreetMap. OpenStreetMap has a lot of building polygons with addresses on them. So the task of finding an address for a point for reverse geocoding in most cases is very simple. You just find a nearest address object in the database and you're set. And that is how virtually every reverse geocoder in the world works, including Nominating. They keep a database of addressed objects and they find the closest one, an internet address. Very fast, very simple, works in most cases except some corner cases. Which corner cases? Like corner buildings. They often have addresses, they're addressed by two streets or more streets there on. How do you map that? Because it's one object, it can have two similar different properties. Well, in OpenStreetMap anything goes. So people just add two addressed points inside and are done with it. So what is the address we expect to know about this formerly red point? Somebody answered K5Y. Yes, exactly. You're on K Street. If you give a P6 address then your car or your friends will wait at the wrong side of the building. So you need K5, but here if you employ nearest object, look up, you will get the wrong address. Why is that? So it turns out that some points need special processing. Like when an address point is inside the building, it's not actually a point, it's a property of the building. So it doesn't matter how far it is, you just take distance of closest building and take address from a point. And you can imagine a query for looking up an address becomes much more complex. Because it's not a nearest object anymore, it's not about point and polygon. It's a special processing in which you find closest building, then find points inside it and find a proper address point and so on. And in OpenStreetMap it can be even worse. Like a building can have many addresses on different streets, like up to four streets. And you might need to find a proper location, proper address description for any point, including points inside the buildings. What is the address for this point? I don't know, it can be anything. But you have to produce a stream that will be understandable, that people will know how did you come with this stream. And in OpenStreetMap anything goes. So these were simple cases. There are more interesting cases. Like for example, a location inside a building that has an address itself, that has a addressed point with different address inside. And there is also a cafe with different address. So these can be there for different reasons. So is it here number 14 or still 16 because this point is not too far? And cafe most definitely is about just a single entrance and move away a bit and it's different address. So in these cases you have to come up with ranking different objects, how they influence the outcome. Correctly find distances on which addresses work and so on. And again in OpenStreetMap you can find anything like address building inside an address building with different addresses. This might be correct because one is underground. We had to fight this case. And addresses can go anything including territories. So imagine a school with a very big yard, it's fenced and the entire school has got an address. And when you're standing at the point, which address would you like to give to your friend to meet? Is it K5? Like who knows where it is? Or K6 which is across the road? It's farther from you but seems like more correct. And you have to account for that in your hypothetical query for looking up an address. Like in this case we might preprocess the data to move address from a territory to the biggest building inside. OpenStreetMap data model provides multiple challenges, some of which are quite hard, even for me, like address interpolation. What is the address of that point? Anybody? Take a guess. Yeah, for example K6. It's plausible. You just find nearest point on the interpolation line. Interpolation means there are multiple sequential numbers on that line from 2 to 16. So maybe K6. But in the real world there might be no such building. There might be K2, K10 and K16 and that's all. So using just interpolation data you will give a user a non-existing address. Is it okay to give them that? It's roughly precise but if they type that address into a different app they will find nothing and it just won't work. So there are multiple things you have to consider. We'll do reverse geocoding and it's all quite fun to do, especially when testing. And the point of this talk is all I've been talking about is real. It happens in OpenStreetMap database and the geocoder that I've been writing accommodates for these cases. Like all these came through testing on the real OpenStreetMap data. The geocoder was published. It was installed in production. It could perform like 50 queries per second. It performs better than nominating and other geocoders because it's not just a nearly addressed object. It knows about all these corner cases. And it is OpenSource. It was written for Juno Company and Juno Company has ceased to be. It's no more ex-company. But I don't want it to be buried among GitHub OpenSource projects. So I urge you to open this link and just take a look. Because it's several dozens of screens of a skill code. Heavily commented with hundreds of unit integration tests. It's really simple to deploy. It has Docker container. It works on a pretty plain OSM2PGS skill database. And it's very fast. I don't work on that anymore because I'm now in a different company. But I'll be happy to find some more corner cases to think about how to accommodate for them. And maybe to improve this and see this geocoder used. So, thank you. Any questions? Yes, the first one. What's the reason you don't use this at your third company? Because my current company doesn't use OpenStreetMap for geocoding. It's much, much bigger. I work in Lyft now. And it has their own data with different constraints. Is it as interesting as it is now? Well, I'm solving a problem of making an address easy to understand, easy to pronounce. Because many taxi drivers do not use taxi app for navigation. They switch to Waze or Google Maps. They type in the address and they go to the point. So the address has to be correct so that they plot a correct route. And basically that's it. You need a location that's easy to understand enough. And services like Web3Words or PlusCode, they don't solve this. Because few people can process these codes. Okay, next question. Can you go back one slide for the link? Of course. It's the same link if you use QR codes. But yeah. Have you had a question? I think she asked. Go ahead. I wonder what some countries where there's no precise address, like African countries, like just some buildings in the Arab world, what work in general will be done in Africa to locate buildings? But do you think reverse geocoding will do for points in Africa? Right, so will it work in Africa or other countries with low building address coverage? It will work no worse than any other reverse geocoder, obviously. But in countries with no established street name house number address, it may show some weird results. But again, it depends on addressing model in open street map. Like in Japan, it probably won't work because the address there is very different. It was reason specifically for American addresses, but many countries including Eastern European countries shared the schema, so it will work. But I would be pretty happy to see some test cases and current cases from other countries. Okay, we have time for one last question. Well, I've just nominated the last two reverse geocoding photos, like several million photos. I guess so. Again, as you don't need point of interest information, like EuroCave is having an address instead of Empire State Building or some name. So as long as you need country, city, street and house number, this should be better. And it's faster because it's just a scale queries for PostgreSQL, and it has lower footprint. I think it's twice. Database is two times smaller than nominating database. So it should work. Okay, that's the final question. Short one. What does the name stand for? It's GRG. I don't know. I will only pronounce it in Russian, but it's a crime of junior reverse geocoding. We were flashing like three days on a name and decided to go with the simplest one. Okay, that was it. Thank you very much. Thank you.


game two of the ALCS in the books and the Astros hanging on to win it three to two and kind of a trend from game one Jack not enough hits too many strikeouts. I think this game will be remembered for a few things. First of all it's going to be the pitch that Luis Severino wishes he could have back the one that Braggman hit for a three run homer. And then it's going to be the pitches. Lots and lots of pitches that the Yankees couldn't hit from the Astros hurlers. And I'll start with Valdez. They went one for 11 with seven strikeouts against his curveball. They were mystified by that pitch. They couldn't do any damage against him and just too much swing and miss in their game. And they better get ready for more curveballs in game three against McCullers. But the Yankees scored two runs and they were both unearned. So their offense is kind of stalled right now. I know people are going to jump on. Well 13 strikeouts 17 yesterday. That's what they do. But they usually mix in home runs with that. And you know they've had five straight games now in the postseason with double digit strikeouts. Again it's not alarming because that's what they do. The Astros don't do that. But the Yankees usually hit home runs and this breaks a string of postseason games with a home run. They didn't get one tonight. Yeah the Yankees were thinking that Aaron Judz was going to be a hero again with that drive in the eighth inning in the right field that looked like maybe the wind knocked it down a little bit. But when you strike out as much as the Yankees been striking and I know the pitching is amazing Valdez and his curveball was just overwhelming. It's going to put you in a tough spot to score runs. And I thought Aaron Boone we talked about him in the pregame show he was going to manage this game aggressively. He did. Severino threw the ball well except for that one pitch. He went right to the bullpen. Those moves worked out. But when you score two unearned runs and you don't really don't get any traction otherwise you're going to lose a close game. Yeah what did we say coming into the playoffs. It hinges on one swing at the bat one hit. And that was the case tonight because the starting pitching was good with Severino and Valdez both getting it done.


Hmm hi everybody Wow good to see you all here Everybody I can see here in zoom. We've got quite a crowd and Yeah, yeah, I'm Peter Welcome to the movie workshop. I'll be hosting today We have a movie I haven't seen before and I'm really looking forward to that so So yeah, I can just let you guys know how the day is going to flow for those who are new so we have our movie with David to start and Then afterwards we take a ten minute break and then we have breakout rooms for you to share any emotions or experiences you had with the movie and Then afterwards we'll have a 45 minute break and then a Q&A session with me So I'll pass it over to you now David Thank you Pete Welcome everyone We are going down the rabbit hole today I Hope you enjoy as much as I do the demystifying of everything today. We're going to Demystify time and space we're going to demystify relationships Demystify grievances and judgments Yeah, I think you will be very happy With the journey that Jesus is taking us on today. He is taking us way down the rebuttal and I have actually really Felt the presence these last couple days of Albert Einstein Really Einstein is with us so strong today because three of the main characters in the movie are are Either scientists or mathematicians or a little bit of both They're all interested in finding meaning Which every true scientist just wants to find meaning that's their pathway to truth You know that you don't have to take religion you could take quantum physics if you want to do that You could take art you could take music You could take many many pathways down to the realization that all of us are one And God is one and love is all that there is so This movie today first of all that the title of the movie is quite amazing. It's called I'll follow you down When I saw the title that kind of grabbed my attention and Of course the movie is is a trip into the mind Is how we always use it and it's so beautiful because I'll follow you down I thought immediately of Jesus taking our hand and saying come with me I'll follow you down. We'll go down deep into your mind. We'll go down through the dark shadows We'll go past the unconscious beliefs and we're going all the way on a trip to the light We're going all the way back to the I am presence Before time seemed to be the I am presence of before Abraham was I am so Jesus is taking us Today with the movie. He's taking us down to the I am. It's it's really quite spectacular And I have to say I really feel it's Jesus and Albert Einstein are our guides today Hi, we haven't had Albert taking us down the rabbit hole, but let's admit it, you know around the early 1900s There was a group of scientists Including Albert Einstein that were the first quantum physicists So quantum physics seemed to have its birth Really started to really be born in the early 1900s and here we are in 2022 it's about time we grasped what they were talking about in 1903 It's about time we we take it in we start to say okay, we're ready We're ready show us the way Albert and Jesus you are going to be our guides today Take us down the rabbit hole So Albert Einstein Is is quite famous For a number of quotes that he had I I think of There were so many that I was really touched by but but actually I'll read some of those to you But before I do I always like to start off with the relevancy of of the themes the movie themes that you voted for And these themes are the ones that we prey on and we are Inspired by and given a movie that will help us Actually experience what the themes are in an actual direct experience Not just a theory or a concept but an actual experience So the top three vote getters this week Number one is let go of everything I think I know That's a good one that's going to take some trust Because let go of everything I think I know from my past learning means I have to go down The rabbit hole and go into a state of of Opening my mind to be shown something brand new Maybe it's not so new after all. Maybe it's what's always been so and I just covered it over in my mind So it's always been there, but it was just covered by a lot of shadows That were put in in place To blind me from the truth As Morpheus told neo in the matrix The world Was made to to be pulled over your eyes to blind you From the truth. So we have to let go of everything. I think I know that's definitely the number one poll Recipient it's 67 votes coming in number two trusting in the miracle above all else If you're going to let go of everything you think you know in your mind That will seem scary unless you have something to replace Everything that you think you know and I mean Moment by moment replace everything that you think you know and that's what a miracle is a miracle is like a glimpse of eternity a miracle Brings peace to your mind immediately and that's why our book is called a course in miracles because Miracles are the most helpful thing for us as we move toward the light Jesus says revelatory experiences are They actually reveal the truths And they reveal the light but but they're very very rare and the reason they're so rare is the mind is terrified of the light So jesus is not going to be sending us light if it will fry our mind Or what we believe is our mind. He's not going to over over Light us.  He says You're not going to be hurled into the truth or hurled into the light And so we aren't we aren't wanting to be hurled. We want to be gently taken into the light And that's why we need need the miracles The third one is leaping into the unknown This movie is a good one for leaping into the unknown For most people that's that's a bit scary because it sounds a bit risky like well All I've ever known Seemingly is my experiences in time and space And jesus is telling us. Yeah, these are all false memories, but you've become so accustomed To the false memories you've become so addicted to the false images That now The unknown scares you And at one point in the text he says it would be important to be a little more open-minded Why do you think that just because you you don't know it in awareness that it's scary? Why do you think the universe or the The creator that's even beyond this universe is scary when you don't Remember directly what that experience is you you've just pre-judged it as scary And so when people say we're going into the unknown or we're going to take a leap Into the unknown Most people go ooh butterflies butterflies scary Uh That people don't Like to be surprised in that way They don't mind a little surprise, but but the unknown is too big of a surprise So so the minds is whoa No big surprises, you know, let me just have my little life Don't don't go Don't go Blowing away my my everything I think I know And yet jesus knows that we will be sublimely happy By what we think is the unknown because it's actually the only thing that we can know We can't really know of time and space, but we can know god So god is is the note now those those three are going to be our main three themes And I told you I'd give you some some einstein quotes uh because Einstein was a quantum physicist who was a scientist on the cusp of huge breakthroughs breakthroughs of Newtonian science he he opened up and went past Newtonian physics And there was a a group of quantum Scientists who got interested in in particles. They got interested in the quantum realm quantum mechanics They got interested in How everything was connected, which is basically what the quantum field is. It's the forgiven world the happy dream That jesus talks about where everything is connected And even for einstein that was a little frightening he he called the the connectedness spooky action at a distance So when einstein calls something spooky, he's even spooked Ha ha ha he's one of the greatest scientists of all time, but he was spooked by what he found Because it it doesn't relate to our everyday perceptions He's he he went a little bit down the rabbit hole and he went and got others and they started to Talk about their new quantum physics science But they were too afraid to publish their papers because they felt they would be castrated and And exiled from science So they were afraid to publish that their results because they were so astonishing And we know how that is with pioneers and forerunners. There's a bit of fear Of are people gonna like me? If if what I share overturns everything That I have believed in and everything everybody else has believed in then I might be seen as a heretic if I start to publish these results so Some of you know einstein He's from Germany, but but he was in princeton, new jersey at a famous University princeton and in this movie We're going to hear about princeton, new jersey and we're gonna have a little bit of time travel Uh just a little bit through a wormhole Back to 1946 princeton university from modern-day princeton university back to 1946 What did einstein have to say that's so exciting? Well, here's what einstein said about A human being here's a scientist who's commenting on a human being Ha he says a human being is part of the whole Called by us universe a part limited in time and space He experiences himself his thoughts and his feelings as something separate from the rest A kind of optical delusion of consciousness Ha so whenever you have a scientist is talking about an optical delusion of consciousness There on to it There on to it because jesus tells us consciousness was the first split After the separation. It's the domain of the ego And so here we have albert einstein calling in an optical delusion of consciousness in other words He was aware there was something greater than The world greater than time and space and and this sense of deep meaning and connectedness and vast intelligence That was far beyond the everyday perceptions of we could say Split mind or or consciousness There's another thing that einstein said he said people like us who believe in physics know that the distinction between Present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion He was aware that the linear progression past present future was Only a persistently stubborn illusion And of course it jesus tells us in a course of miracles that you're trying to force continuity on linear time You're trying the ego is trying to make up a construct All i went through and and all it was just to come and realize that beingness isness Is god given it's it's eternal. It has no beginning and no end There's another quote from einstein We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we use when we created them We have to be willing to let go of the thoughts in our mind of time and space All of our pursuits our roles our ambitions our future goals are all part of an optical delusion of consciousness and einstein knew but And einstein was so aware he knew that that time wasn't like an absolute But time was relative time was very subjective of course einstein got into looking at black holes and gravity and the and the the experience of time Experienced in black hole was very different than the way we experienced time on earth Because of the gravitational field is so intense In a black hole I saw my friend nana. She was saying today david. I want to see your commentary on interstellar Well, this is a good forerunner for going into interstellar with matthew mahana he and and that beautiful cast that did that that's an amazing movie but basically What einstein was teaching us is that time isn't what we think it is Time is an invention and it's entirely Relative and subjective It's not an absolute. It's not it's not an internal creation And time varies and so we could say the time is just a perception And most of us can can say that there's sometimes when we're so happy and joyful that we lose track of the passage of time We're shocked sometime when we look at the clock Like where where did it all go? We were just unaware of the passage of time because our attention was in in the miracle We were in the moment We lost track of time And then we just say oh well We'll just I'll just move on but but einstein really was onto something there Einstein said the only reason for time Is so that everything doesn't happen at once I'm gonna read that one again. Whoa Albert the only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once So, you know, if you've listened to me over the years how I say time is simultaneous It's not like there's parallel universes. It's all happening at the same Time It's not really linear even some of the great Quantum scientists have have tried to map it out Uh, I remember a brian green. I believe his name was mapped out Time to look like a loaf of bread, but jesus is saying No, it's actually simultaneous And there would be no need for time in the present moment because It's all here present moment And when when our mind tries to figure out time we're already already going down the egos tricks Because it's it's an invention. It's fiction Even if we dress it up and we talk about reincarnation or parallel universes They're not parallel or simultaneous and reincarnation wouldn't make any sense if everything is happening at the same time. You see You wouldn't be interested in what you were in a past life if you realize there is no past And you wouldn't be concerned about your future lives because there are no future lives Everything is simultaneous And that's that's a difficult one for the mind the sleeping mind to grasp That's one of those ideas where You shake your head and you look at jesus like show me So he's going to today. He's he's giving us a good movie to show us that time is simultaneous That's another quote Albert Einstein said many of you know this one There are only two ways to live your life One is though nothing is a miracle the other is though everything Is a miracle Don't you love it Is that a scientist or what this is like a divine scientist? He's like an angel scientist He's he's making a good name for scientists of all time Because that's a pathway to god and finally The thing that fits with our Our first theme today is let let go of everything. I think I know Well, what would Albert Einstein had say about that because he was an eminent scientist who everybody respected his ideas and over the the decades Actually this the Decade a century has passed and his ideas just still today are being shown to be Correct. I mean every every couple years.  He was far out, but I think he was far in He was far inward He was much farther inward than than most of science So in keeping with our theme let go of everything. I think I know Albert Einstein said A true genius admits that he or she knows nothing Wow That's an you have not heard that one a true genius admits that he or she knows nothing That sounds like Einstein you are zen you were you were doing the zen thing before zen became popular You you were really showing us so So the movie today has some very well-known actors and actresses in Some of you know hailey joel osmond From from his movies Of course with the famous bruce willis movie There's there's lots of them And The cast is is amazing, but I'll give you a little bit of space Set up so that you're You're kind of aware of of the situation This movie will will use relationships And it will use science in a way that starts to open our mind to another way of looking at the world So in this movie Rufus Sewell who played in dark city some of you Laverne you remember dark dark city roof is so it was the main character He was going deeper and deeper waking up from this dark world of strangers And having the upside down world turned right side up to the light so everything went bright and basically that was Probably one of the best movies I think that's probably the best course in miracles movie if you wanted to See a pictorial representation of the teachings of a course in miracles dark city Is probably the best movie That shows all the aspects of the metaphysics of a course in miracles Now rufus sewell is in this movie as well And he's going to be the one that does the time traveling He's a scientist who is going to go through a wormhole And and go back to princeton in 1946 because even though He goes to princeton. He lives in toronto with his wife and his son and goes to princeton new jersey for Conferences scientific conferences And he's going to go For a conference and then he's going to reenact a lot of his his scientific discoveries In terms of going through this wormhole because he wants to go back and meet albert einstein Which is I mean for a lot of scientists that would be kind of a thing to do if you could go through a wormhole Some people would want to go off and travel to different parts of the cosmos But a lot of scientists would just want something practical like let me go back In time and have a nice chat with albert albert einstein Is part of his search for truth and search for meaning Now In this movie rufus sewell is is playing gape And I think gape is such a beautiful name because gape is short for gabriel I think of the angel gabriel Jesus always he's got everybody having a fun name and so this is gape He's a scientist and he's going to do a little wormhole Travel back to with his plan to go back and and meet albert einstein in 1946 His wife is marica and she's a very very loving wife and a loving mother and She adores her husband and uh, she's going to take him to the airport along with their son And their son's name is arol erol and so When they go and drop off Gabe basically you can feel like there's something's going on. There's maybe some Things that are unspoken That's the human condition. That's the problem with all of our relationships is we have private minds and private thoughts and we hide things If we simply would not hide anything from ever anyone We would be happy as a lark Imagine imagine having relationships in which there were no secrets Imagine that you just could kind of Look at each other and know each other's thoughts and and perfectly love and accept Everything and everyone for exactly who they are without any need to hide hide thoughts no no secrets so in this family We can see that What this airport scene you can feel there's there's much love there and there's also there's some Private thoughts and some emotions going on underneath And and I would say the only pain we ever carry with us is Is what we withhold In our mind if you become an open vessel and vehicle for extending And letting the love and the ideas pour freely from you and through you Out and radiate to the whole world you will soon find yourself in total communication with every everyone and everything because It just the thought of being separate from others is a tormenting thought It's very unnatural to think that we're separate from each other It's it's much more natural to think we're the same one Because as soon as you start thinking we're all the same one then you start to notice your thoughts And any thoughts that are out of alignment with that Oneness that connection they stand out Their grievances they need to be released So in this movie We're going to see a little family situation a cute little toronto family husband Gabe wife marica and their son earl and they've got a cute little family up in toronto And then as we move through the movie we're going to see 12 years later um That when Gabe vanishes just completely vanishes When he goes to princeton nobody knows why and all of the heartbreak the abandonment The the feeling of loss the feeling of missing like missing your father missing your husband all of the human emotions that are tied into A break in a relationship in this case just the husband Gabe he just disappears So we have this whole sense of not knowing nobody knows Where he went Why he went you you know, it brings up a lot of uncertainty and hurt When when you think of a very close loved one completely just disappearing without a trace But this is what happens if you go into a wormhole and don't come back At least in star trek they go through wormholes, but they'd always get out They get in and they get out and and yet it stirs things up for the human psyche when Someone disappears without a trace, you know, that just brings in a lot of of luscious up uncertainty and and that's because The belief in this world in linear time is a construct and It's a construct made up by the ego To blind you from knowing who you really are as an eternal creation of god to blind you from knowing the iam presence The world is a veil drawn across the mind to keep it from knowing that it's it's love and light And it's it seems to be quite a sneaky veil Because there's a lot of great non dual teachings throughout the centuries that tell us That the the true nature of reality is eternal But if you're sleeping and dreaming of this world That is not in direct experience What's indirect experience is more the construct of linear time So linear time is was made by the ego to to keep you from knowing who you really are and it's a very deceptive mechanism because When you forget who you are you believe in separation abandonment rejection And if I can be a little scientific with all of you now, I'm going to be metaphysical and scientific that Jesus was teaching us that the father and I are one He was teaching us that that in creation That god and the creation of god, which is the christ are one spirit And cause god and effect christ are together the father and i are one He was speaking from a direct experience that the creator and the creation are actually together Now if cause and effect are together then this world is impossible Because this world is the belief that the effect The christ can leave the leave the creator And go off into time and space and take on a new identity A flesh identity An identity of a body Which god didn't create and god doesn't even know about so this is a sneaky dream You know where you believe you're separated from your creator and yet This puff of nothingness called the ego has generated a giant virtual reality, which isn't reality at all It's just a construct of time and space Well, einstein came along and einstein He started to discover that That what we call past present and future Is not actually A reality. It's actually an illusion That that we're mesmerized. We've been mesmerized by an illusion of time and That interstellar movie that you were mentioning nana That is a good example of taking the same like this movie took relationships father son relationship or father daughter relationship in there In interstellar and then he goes off And he goes near a black hole and then when he comes back He missed the whole childhood of with his daughter because the perception of time Is so vastly different So in this movie, we're going to see that All of the hurt and pain and suffering that is experienced by all the characters is all Based on the belief that that the effect of god can separate off from the cause And then jesus tells us the ego Splits apart cause and effect and then it turns it around so that the world the projected world seems to be the cause of how you feel If you seem to lose your job or get disconnected from a loved one if you seem to Have a disease if you seem to have things happen to you In time and space the ego says That's why you feel so bad Because the world is after you Storms are after you diseases are after you Plagues are after you starvation is after you emotional breakups You try to find some some morsel of love by having a relationship In this world and then Over time it it doesn't always go well People seem to leave People seem to get sick and die people seem to be at the mercy of forces like wars or tidal waves or disasters It's and the underlying basis is the ego split off cause and effect and then it turned it around so that the world seems to be doing something to you The characters Have done something to you in in the sleeping mind It believes it's a victim of a world that's outside of itself Not understanding that all of this is made up to keep you from knowing who you really are And jesus was a great way shower because he went he went through and passed linear time To realize that our reality is heaven Our reality still is with god And that right now in this instant There is a present cause That you can know and that present cause is god. Wow And god is jesus tells us god is the only cause The ego is not a real cause If you believe in the ego it will Project and generate unreal effects because the un ego is an unreal belief.  You see how it works And and what jesus is telling us is The only cause that there is is god God is the only cause and god's effects are with that cause cause and effect are together Christ can never leave the mind of god and the creations of perfection can never leave that perfect creator of perfection So this world is what mary baker eddy calls mesmerism. It's fantasy It's fiction.  Why would a god of pure love have anything to do with these kind of things? Jesus is saying no, it's just a simple matter of cause and effect now Einstein was onto it because the quantum physicists discovered that there was something beyond time They really were kind of mystified by it.  There's a field. I'll meet you there. They found this field Of absolute connectedness where everything was pure energy and everything was connected They didn't know what it was when they were like, oh my gosh But they knew that this thing we call time was not was not real and and Einstein You can imagine why they didn't want to publish their papers I mean if There were many other mystics and saints back in india that were saying the same thing That the scientists were saying But the scientists were not aware of the mystics and saints in india They thought they discovered something new But there really is nothing new in this world. It's it's all old It's just the past But they were afraid for their careers. They were afraid for their families That if they would publish what they found they would be out of a job That's what happened to david boom. Some of you know, there was a beautiful scientist named david boom and and he He he wanted to hang out with einstein. He actually went over to princeton to be there to live there for a while and then David boom was one of these scientists that They did these double split experiments with these particles firing these particles through these little slits and it was the most mystifying Experiment that the scientists has ever done because they couldn't explain it. Well, david boom spent Some decades Explaining what was happening with the double split experiment and his good buddy. Albert einstein. They had a lot of interesting Dialogs on this whole thing and then later on david boom had amazing dialogues with christin murty If you ever want to really see some fun dialogues, just check out a scientist and christin murty Talking about all the topics that you could ever imagine very exciting but what we're going to see in the movie today is that We're going to pay attention to the characters because the characters have hidden thoughts and emotions and they don't Really know why they're feeling them They will attribute it to Basically to gave disappearing And and if any of you have ever had a dog or a cat or a pet who just disappeared without a trace You know what i'm talking about You know, you know what kind of emotions come up even if you have a pet That disappears without explanation You can imagine how it goes if it's your husband With no trace and no explanation, you know Wow, it will bring up all your unconscious beliefs Things that you didn't even know you believed in will come up. You may be suicidal. You may have You may try to distract yourself with things because of the the emotional pain But jesus will be teaching us today. It's all coming about because of one belief and that one belief is the ego the belief that that the an effect of god can leave god and enter a world where there's Causes and effects like for every action. There's a reaction, you know all the cause effect relationships of this world Which jesus calls spurious They're not real But if you believe in them then you will experience all of the dark emotions from this ego belief You're not really experiencing your real emotions, which is just love and joy and happiness peace But you are experiencing the egos emotions when you believe in it And that's why a course of miracles is about learning to not believe in the ego It's like we're saying to jesus Jesus say it isn't so Say it isn't so Say pain and suffering Betrayal abandonment rejection say it isn't so and jesus is like yes my friend Very good You're on the right track. It isn't so he says i'll say it it isn't so But we have to allow the spirit to use our relationships to go down Like follow i'll follow you down jesus i'll follow you down all the way to the light And this movie is going to help us today So i will be back in throughout the movie with commentary And i'll bring in some beautiful course quotes from jesus that will help us on our journey today So enjoy the movie And remember you have a creator who has never left You have a cause who is still with the effect the christ and nothing can change that nothing can change eternal love Okay, here we go


to my channel or if you're new here my name is Steppy and today I'm joined by my friend Kim and we are about to do something very different on my channel so last night it was the night before I messaged Kim and I was like I've just watched this video on YouTube and it was so interesting and I want to do it for London sorry about the background noise we are in central London and we are about to try as you can tell from the title the worst rated restaurant in London disclaimer from now we're not going to say the name of the restaurant at all because this isn't to like bash a restaurant or like ruin someone's business so we're not going to mention like the name of the restaurant or anything like that but we just want to see if the reviews are like very harshly critiqued and a lot of the videos I've watched of people doing this they always seem to get takeout from the place of their eating whereas I feel like reviews are usually like the experience yeah it's like so many people are complaining about like the service and etc and so this place had two hundred I got one I think that's it that isn't so this restaurant had 240 reviews on TripAdvisor giving it 1.2 stars or something and 46 reviews on Google giving it 1.4 stars so if you round that it's got one star okay you had to round up to a whole number this place has one star people were saying that the food yeah should we read some of the reviews before we go in yeah let me get it on my phone okay get up on your phone we have to read you some of the reviews it's Italian cuisine oh she's reading the TripAdvisor reviews TripAdvisor has given it one and a half star right so some reviews consist of out of wait 243 reviews 163 people reviewed it terrible 37 people reviewed it poor 25 people reviewed it average 13 people reviewed it very good and five people excellent out of 243 so we're going in like we're gonna neutrally judge because we're actually very hungry and we're really hungry says Paula Zania and what was the one we read one where it said that someone was upset that they had to pull the coke from the from the cans themselves so we were like yeah that's that's kind of one of those people who like just you know keyboard warriors loves to sit down and see food in greenie and I think it's not so bad I did not eat it the lady who showed us the table gave me water I requested she just pumped it okay so there's a mixture avoid all costs oh god wait read the ones where it's like a lot of people saying it takes like freezer food and they've often experienced tastes like canned food some people saying that they saw the people defrost the food right in front of the basically lots of people say it looks cute it looks like you think oh I saw the food so we are going in as like a really blind review we're not gonna like go off what we've heard and we are gonna be judging it overall like our experience we can enjoy it yeah yeah we're gonna we're gonna be very honest as we can and if we don't enjoy it you will see the aftermath I mean she on the way I saw a KFC and but yeah like I'm very hungry right now and I love Italian food so you know Kimia is making me choose because she doesn't want to choose but I don't know why one let's get a pasta and a pizza yeah also this angle so weird I should be able to up here but I don't want to make it we are we are the only people they're quite like the the bottles you know the wine babes having a little sniff that's good it's all hygienic yeah I ordered a diet coke and then I forgot that my new year's resolution is no more diet coke or no more like I think I had a sip of diet coke on Saturday but I forgive myself it's just one minute but yeah I got sparkling water instead so this is the pizza and it's tiny well and this is my pasta I'll just have a little bite have a little bite how was it? British cheese give me a bite time to try the pasta so just try the pasta who made it? there's no chef in the kitchen there's no chef in the case of appearing pasta try the try the pasta there's no need to blow it it's not hot it's just simple isn't it? can't taste bad the pasta tastes good if you had to rate the pasta out of ten what would you rate it? a five for it being just not that it's horrible but you could why is there celery in the pasta? no I'm not kidding this is celery in fact inspector Kim so we've got pasta which consists of bacon, tomatoes, chilli this isn't bacon this is a piece of ham which is worse bacon is crispy this is like I've tasted that that's not cute the crust is good you can't go wrong with a crust the bread is still wet or here it's still doughy this is just good that's money to go for I've asked Kim to guess how much it's gonna come to 32 pounds that's my guess should I guess? one butter, one diet milk one pizza and one pasta in only one place that would be come to like in like Larty's that would be come to like 20 quid 32 on the duck I won the game I guessed it correctly guys it was 32 pounds so the pizza was 12 pounds 11.95 the pizza was 10.95 11 pounds and then £2.50 for a diet cake £2.50 for a food pack that's part of the meal mate £4.10 for service okay outfit appreciation for Kim I love her new shoes I love your whole outfit work attire beautiful okay it's reviews it was a lovely lady and she cooked Kim says I don't have a view into the kitchen but Kim says there was no one in there and somehow the food could buy in and the food appeared on the table so yeah so we think she might have cooked it but we don't know for sure the pizza 100% was frozen as in I agree with the reviews online the pizza was from frozen and every time I took it looked like the pizza you make yourself at home the dough was still wet the dough was still wet the onions that she chopped onto there were not fresh because they tasted sweet whereas normal onions taste spicy and it didn't taste good and the pepperoni was just terrible terrible it was poor let's rate the pizza the pizza out of 10 it would get a 2 a 2 the pasta we ordered the pepperoni and onion pizza by the way and chilli but there was no chilli they added extra mushroom oh my god it wasn't spicy yeah it wasn't spicy we asked for it spicy and there was no mushroom so yeah it was really bad the next thing that we got was the pasta so we got the spaghetti spaghetti with tomato and bacon we came with ham I thought it tasted good I would give it a good 6 out of 10 but as in a home cooked 6 out of 10 restaurant quality pasta no restaurant quality pasta it was like a tomato sauce I could say they put tin tomatoes, olive oil to make it a bit thicker maybe add it a bit of oregano but other than that they didn't add any oregano I could make you a better meal and not charge you and then to top it all up we paid 32 pounds for a tiny microwave pizza a pasta marzipan and catty June can make way better and a water was 2.50 and a coke was 2.50 which was normal and then 4.10 others it was not good it wasn't good on tripadvisor wait we have to give stars because on tripadvisor it's out of 5 stars what would you give it I'd give it 2 that's what it's rated on the internet 1.5 just because it's edible food they're nice people it's family run but you can tell they're literally like she said it to us she said we're just trying to keep alive which made me feel bad because like it's like a really good review like I wanted to be wrong about it but as in I think you can tell because if you don't have a chef or like she said she's gonna have a chef oh yeah she said her chef is on holiday maybe don't have a chef it's really hard for you to make really yummy food in my opinion unless you yourself are a really good chef in which case you wouldn't be able to wait the tables overall we do not recommend going to restaurants I think they're worst rated for a reason like there's better Italian food out there even ZZ is much better yeah even like La Tista La Tista in Goldersgreen is a really good family run homecooked Italian food so we recommend that but yeah it wasn't good so we are gonna end this video here I've got to say that the one that I watched that inspired me to do this was Faye's rugs one he did it in America and I forgot where he's from I think he's from like San Diego or something if you guys liked this video and you enjoyed us giving a review then please give a thumbs up and subscribe to me down below for more vlog fun with me and all my friends and family and come join my life don't forget to check out my socials that always link down below my Instagram is pahjambani my Twitter is thepahjambani and my snap is seppi samai Kim's Instagram is A-G-H-A you made that very long put my Twitter handle wait I don't use Twitter my Instagram handle I shall write it across the screen alright I'm gonna go ciao