Yeah, I have the Mario Party 5 menu soundtrack in my head, oh careful. What are you playing Mario Party 5? Yeah, I'm trying to, I gotta get points in the general sort of story mode, well party mode, and then with those points I can earn enough to buy a great car to be able to compete in the car racing thing. Do you know about that in the whole game? No, I don't. I don't think I played 5. Oh. A couple of extra features in this one. Yeah, clearly. Bits and bobs. Boop, boop. Alright, live and pubic. Alrighty. It means it is time. I'm gonna do stream labs first. And that starts with, oh wait, let's go down doom and reverse, we'll do that so we can just go. Alright. Hail, eFap, thanks for the hours and hours and hours of smart, entertaining content. Oh, that's very kind, thank you. And Fringy and Georgia 12, old, angry white man. Oh, thanks. Yeah. I am one. More like a great Unreal BBC, oh and high rags of which he shall be here in a moment. Hi, hi, I want you to. Yeah. I'm Ola, hi rags and hi any other masses that are still hanging around during Super Chat. Hello. I'm currently going through all the eFap episodes and I'm currently on 61. Thank you for all the quality content provided these past few years. No problemo. And good luck with that, 61 out of 156 is it? I don't know where we're at now. Yeah, I think we're up to 156. It'd be doing a do. So I guess this was the game I was playing. It's got to keep playing games, that's how I get these points. Hey, Mola, do you see the black widow is now on the GCSE media studies curriculum? Why? What? It's a film that's being studied like tertiary level. But why? Why would they do this? It's so rude. Oh, someone in chat's asking if you've played Metroid Dread yet.  That's right. Dubious Sanity. Soon to be on YouTube. Yeah. I'm playing it right now. Being a Blast. And they say the American education is bad. Well, I don't know what you can learn from Black Widow, the movie. Like, jeez. Be Areson. Kind of worthless. Also, thanks Yoshi. Wait, I'm not Waluigi, I'm probably Boo. Damn it. Why is it called a rest room? I'm fighting for my life right now. Why is it called a rest room? Is there room in which you can rest?  Like the resident unable to save room music plays. You know, you're safe now. Everyone likes to know they're safe when they're pooping. That's right. I would not like to think about how it would feel to be pooping while unsafe. That's actually pretty terrifying. Yeah, like in the jungle and there's tigers everywhere. And you're like just letting poo go down it. Yeah. Oh man.   Oh, they'd be like... No, not poop. Anything to poo. Anything to poo. Black Widow is worse than you remember. She said she needs the daughter to kill Drake off but shows otherwise. He was already in the office doing... And Nat waited for his daughter to show up in the office to blow it up. Nat could easily have done it beforehand. So they tell us in the movie that... The daughter being there means he was definitely there. That's the irony being of course they didn't kill him. So... I guess not. But you're right. We just needed a character to be like... Can you not do this in any other way? Is that the only way you can do this? Because it seems a little bit contrived. Yeah. Almost like this was made up after the fact. Mm-hmm. Mr. Morlar, I sent you an email last week and would like you to talk to you about it some time. Additionally, hey, Rags and Fringu. I may not have seen it or replied to it. I don't know. Enjoy your work. Love seeing you as part of the real BBC. We're going back through the old e-faps. Looking forward to seeing what else you do. I'm assuming that's directed at me and everyone pretty much. But yes. Exciting adventures ahead also. Rags? Hi. We're currently doing super chats but stream labs and then we will do episode 156 which premiered not long ago. I think there's been two high rags. I don't know if you want to fix that. Oh, hello to both of you. There you go. Um... I was watching the newest Pokemon TV series and besides being mostly okay to bad there was one gem so far, time after time. Just genuinely well written. Great character work, good dialogue, pacing and the characters act how they should. 7.5 out of 10. Uh-huh. I mean, to be honest with you, if you ask me, is Pokemon still going, I'd be like, I have no clue. Is it the same one or is it like the new series? They have different theories, right? I just remember the ash ketchup one and early bird gets the worm that episode then he meets misty and stuff and Brock good times. Yeah, I barely remember Pokemon. In one if an infinity stone powered ultron is wiping out universes and he's defeated by having a Nazi take over his body and black supremacists take the infinity stones at the same time, it's hilarious. Uh, we still need to watch that episode, don't we Fringy? Yeah, I suppose we should. But I heard from Jay that uh, Ultron plus all the infinity stones is defeated by Star Lord but Wakanda, Star Lord and Captain Carter.  Right. Yeah, I don't see how that's... There's no way. Well, you know what? It's probably really good, actually. Yeah, you know what? I'm sure that's... That is a lie. Um... Thanks for... Thanks for Karen. Hope to see an eFap on it soon. Also, hi Rags. Hello. Well... No, no, we're doing like a... just... a real eFap on it. You will have seen it by now in a year from now. So... Get excited. I think most people might just forget that that's what's going to be happening next year before a little trailer pops out, so... Enjoy the resident evils for now, okay everyone? Um... 156, 113... Ish. Oh, seems to be someone asked why ER wouldn't be on again for speculated reasons because you talked about it not being interested in discussing the TV show ER. A live misunderstanding as you're trying to understand this for understanding. Very well. Well, people always talk about the show ER like the George Pliny's in. I think ER probably was an ER.  Maybe he was, yeah. Oh, he said it was a joke soon after. Yeah, I think that will go through it out. Hello, eFap lads. Lasses and Doggo. Um... I'm the guy on Reddit who asked if Mola was gay. I wanted to know if you saw the rest for full context. Also, I have a few questions for everybody. Uh...  He says a few questions for everybody, but I only see... Oh, no, they're awesome, okay. I didn't see the whole post, I just saw the title and thought it was funny. Mola, have you seen the anime Cowboy Bebop or Red Line? No. But... Cowboy Bebop is often highly recommended, so I assume it's probably pretty good. Um... And then question for Metal, but he's not here yet, right? Oh, no. Rags. Hello, my favorite Doggo next to my two Korgies. And I have to ask, what is your next project? Oh... I'll keep it a surprise. I think you'll like it, though. I think it'll be... It'll be a good one, I think. It's a response to somebody. And, uh... Fringy, how's the endgame script coming along and what project you have coming after it? The script's done. That's been done for a while now. It's editing, so... Uh... Yeah, that's... That's happening after that. I don't know if I want to say, but I mean, I've talked about what it probably will be. It's video game related.  It's always weirdly floaty and hard to control. It wasn't built for platforming, it was built for minigames. But yeah, you're doing an entire breakdown of all the MCU films, aren't you, Fringy? No, I don't know that I have any... You say it was credible to think about 500 hour long, did you say? No, lies. Lies! Lies! Mattel, can you tell Mola to correct your link? I often switch it from his YouTube one to his Twitch one, because I don't even know exactly which one he wants people to go to anymore. All fine. Um... Swiss link is fine, what are you talking about? Hello, EFAB lads. Oh wait, I did that one. That's fine. And then... Oh wait, Mattel, will you be doing another analysis on a movie like John Wick 3? Or besides John Wick 3? That's the guy I want. What a guy. No, I'm still working on John Wick 2, which is going to be a chunker for sure. Beautiful. Me again. I wanted to ask the cast questions. Oh, I read it backwards, so that was... Okay. And then Jay Longbone, Love Your Gotham High series, I was wondering if you'd do one for Nubia or other cringe-tastic comics. She's still got two parts of Gotham High left to do, I think. So... Maybe she will have us do more after that. I'm sure rags myself when Mattel would oblige. Um... And then they say Me Second to Last Time. The name is pronounced X-Calista. That's probably what I would have guessed, yeah. Um... Oh, so there's more questions. Mola, what long project do you in the works next? Wouldn't you like to know? Mystery is the best policy from now on. Yeah. But work's being done. Which YouTuber would you like to guest on next? What did you guys say about that? What's the net of YouTuber you want on EFab next? Hmm... Uh... I don't know, okay? Mattel doesn't know. I'll go with Ahoy. I feel like I have a lot of questions for him. Oh, yeah, that would have been an obvious one. That would be... It could be fun. PewDiePie, of course, yeah. Only NG, that would be really cool, yeah. Ben Shapiro? Chris Chan, good God.  Which celebrity, besides Alex Jones, or do you want on EFab? Um... Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle would be cool, yeah. But that's beyond unlikely. Yeah, I know. He doesn't even go on the spreads podcast. I mean... Uh, which celebrity? The... I mean, probably Paul Schwarzenegger. Talking about Batman and Robin. Yeah, they're... A part of me wants to get somebody from the Star Wars sequels. Oh, yeah.  I'm... I'm so, so curious about all that stuff. And I just want to pick someone's brain about how... just how that all... that three movie catastrophe just happened. Um... Like, it's been long enough, no actors, you can be honest. Yeah, but if not one of them... Uh... Oh gosh, I don't know... Charles Darwin, maybe? Or, like, Julius Caesar? I don't know. You can't round anymore. Oh, okay. Well, you can't ask at least. Come on. Yeah, I'll ask. I'll put it in the email. Just sitting there, we just have a skeleton propped up in a chair. I'll have a metal dude impression. Sorry, guys. Charles Darwin's having trouble with discord. Sorry, guys. Charles Darwin. Guys, Charles Darwin and Gary are having problems with this. We're gonna give us a second to iron that out. And any chance I can join in on the show, who knows, maybe someday, no guarantees for who or what will ever end up on EFAP. The mystery every time and every day. And, um, they gotta quote, um, I know writers that use symbolism and they're all cowards from, uh, Garth Morangies doc, doc something. I've not seen it, but people were referencing it before. With this episode, I want to ask, if we started playing paying doctors with actual peanuts, would they turn into literal monkeys? And that's a question that's never been asked before. No. Okay. Uh, yeah, I'd say no. I think we just have lots of peanuts. I'm just glad that we solved that, that question for that person, you know. Good job. All right. All right. All right. Now, episode 156. I can just, there we go. Uh, hello long man, you should play Kingdom Hearts 1. Uh, uh, who has played Kingdom Hearts? I played Kingdom Hearts 15,000 years ago. I think I actually played two of them. I had fun, that's all I remember, but that doesn't mean a lot from my brain back in the day. Yeah, no one cares about fun.  That's what everybody says, like, super insane and convoluted, I think. Yeah. Nobody really knows what's going on. The combat, I think, said to be pretty good. Yeah, I remember the combat being pretty nifty. And ultimately, isn't that all that matters? Well, I'm pretty sure that game has a lot of cutscenes. Oh, no. Uh, I mentioned last episode about hunting alligators in Florida. We don't trap them. We find them at night with a spotlight on a fan boat and hunt them with a harpoon and bang stick. Not a gun. Hi rags. Hi, hi. A bang stick. Is that just like a stick? Is that a gun? Yeah, that's what I said. Uh, let me look. Bang stick. Alligator. Alligator bang stick for sale. A powerhead bang stick, smoky or shark stick is a specialized firearm used underwater that is fired when in direct contact with a target. Huh. Okay, so, yeah, I guess you, um, it's like, it's basically like a long staff. A skinny staff. I guess the front has like a pressure thing. So when you jab it against something it, I guess it fires a bullet. Um, Okay. Okay. And it's, and it is called a, it's generally called a bang stick. Let me look up, uh, That's what the game people called guns back in the day. Yeah. 38 special, 357 magnum, 223s. Huh. Huh. All right. Interesting. All right. They're called a bang stick. That's like, uh, well, I mean, can't argue with that name. You know? Like a flash bang grenade. Yeah, suitable. Flash bang. Like a cave. Well, what do you want to call it? Something real cool. It's like, that's too edgy. We can't do that. Speck grenade. Speck grenades. I had to immediately think of Battlefield 5 when you have a mine on the stick and you just run towards the enemy. That's the thing in Battlefield 5. It's really funny. Um, hi rags. Hello. I had a witty question, but I forgot it. So instead I'm just going to type out a long statement and hope that the long man reads it all and does. Okay. Best of luck. Um, since Friday Night Tide's got Alex Jones first, when will EFAP get Joe Rogan? Some of his movie takes are interesting. Rags. Any interest in Far Cry 6? No. Oh, and yeah. None. Joe Rogan's welcome to call on EFAP if he wants to. Yeah, sure. We'll talk about some movie some in some way. It'd be great. Finish Bly, girlfriend and I loved it. Thank you. Oh, good. Ah, there we go. I Man of Length, Language Tisms 1.2 Seeing a working person, we wish them Judo, which translates to strength slash force, to which they respond Judo Tarvis, strength slash force needed. Um, point being, you can legit translate it as may the force be with you, which would sound excessively polite. I'll send this in a clip to my sister, so please say Hello Maria, may the force be with you and your spawn. Hello Maria, may the force be with you and your spawn. Beautiful. Wee Wee Baguette. Some of these, like, things are tough to get. These items. Oh, it's a little game too hard. Oh, wow. I know that's the uh, that's the uh, when you get good. That's a criticism. That was too hard. Really? From Metroid Dread?  Every game now.  And they're a living meme. To be fair, it's challenging. For reference, like, the final boss was probably, it was pretty hard, but like, it took me six or seven attempts. Basically, Dark Souls is what you're saying. I am curious how many people said that. It's like, guys, please stop. The Dark Souls of the Metroidvania. You wonder how many people got jobs as video game reviewers. Like, why do y'all do them? This is definitely one of those instances. It's okay if you, you know, like if you, if you can't play it, that's cool. But like, the people who want to play it probably can, so can you just get somebody who's wants to play these types of games to review it? Or do you want to keep it? Cause, yeah. Why are we getting people to review it? Who don't, don't like it? No?  Well, yeah, it is funny how there was like a discourse on that one. It should be pretty self-explanatory if you can't play the game. And like, I can. Anything that you say about it is not going to reflect my experience. So how can you even fully understand the mechanics if you like, can't really get around them? Like the video of trying to do the Cupheads tutorial damaged everyone's perception of games journalists forever. Oh, yeah. That was uh, yeah. Oh, that's uh, that was like four years ago. Oh my god. Um, will you answer all of the unanswered Buffy Angel spoiler super chats once Rags has seen the series? Also, hi Rags. Hello. Once Rags is unmetal of seen it, yeah, it's just a bit easy to answer any of them. But um, I still try and answer them, I just do it nice and vaguely, so you get your answer but most people don't know what's going on. I think what they're asking is, is there a list like of the ones that haven't been fully answered that we're going to do? I've not made a list, we've answered most of them. I think we've answered a lot of them. There's only one or two where I'll say, because I've even muted to answer them sometimes. Um, so yeah, I'm trying to think, they may have been one or two where I'm just like, can't, can't read that to spoilery, but and they'll usually like agree or disagree or whatever. Yeah. Hey, actual Justice Warrior said he'd go on eFap if he was asked to. Well, perhaps that shall happen in the future. Who knows? Take coins equal to the number of your roll away from all players.  Do it. Marsha Lucas saved eFap Episode 1. That she did. eFap Episode 1 wasn't going to be the way it was without Marsha Lucas editing at all, which some people find controversial. I found necessary. Oh wait, did the coins not go to me? I mean, that's not so bad either way. Cool. Can I just stop Wario from getting the stocks? That's pretty neat. Hello from Hawaii on vacation and this is the first time in a long while that I could catch this sort of the start of the stream. Have a good one, messes. Thank you very much. Thank you. Would you rather 1, 10% randomized chance of instant death or 2, shoot 10 basketball free throws, but you have to make one to survive? I think I could make a free throw. How far away is that? Especially, oh, not far at all. Let me get a specific number. Basketball free throw distance 15 feet. That seems doable but then I'm thinking about which one is actually more likely to kill me 10% or the likelihood of me getting missing the shot 10 times. 10% you'd be unlucky. You'd be quite unlucky. I know there's not how statistics work, but I'd be like 10% I feel like that's pretty much a guarantee making it. How much of a risk do I want to take? Oh boy. 35 coin payout, nice. Well, I think I'd go with the free throws but I haven't played any kind of basketball in so long that I would doubt my abilities. Who knows? What movies are you optimistic about? I was optimistic about Dread and that was good. I worked out that. I don't know movies and games that I'm optimistic about I guess Guardians 3 I'm optimistic about that because of the Suicide Squad turned out to be have good stuff in it. I mean I'm kind of looking forward to Dune. Yeah, I want to see it.  We go sit at the theater. Not optimistic about Battlefield 2042 anymore after that beta. Did you play it? I didn't play it, but I saw it. I saw it. That is looking. I played it about 10-11 hours. It was it was very buggy very messy, very messy beta. We had fun when we played together. Interesting thing about that though with the bugs people have been saying that great that's based on a 6 month old build of the game. Apparently that is now in doubt whether it is actually 6 months old. It feels weird that they would release that as the beta. It's funny because people keep saying it's a beta forgetting that it's 2021 and beta means demo at this point. We don't have room bedders anymore. You pre-order to get access to this. This is a marketing tool. It is not a beta that they are going to use to make significant changes to the game. It will be technical stuff that they change. Things like number values in the code or adjustments to but there was a lot of issues with how the aiming input was used in game and how the mouse stuff translates when it popped up. This is stuff like some optimization some server health things. That's the kind of stuff I see them realistically changing from a beta to the real game. It turns out like 3 months 2 months right? November. It's not long to make changes. That game is going to go gold in like a month and a half. It's not fundamental balance changes to the game's core that I think will change from a beta. I guess that stuff is fine. I don't think it's some sort of fundamentally broken battlefield game. It was just a really old specialist. It's weird to see grandma running around on a modern battlefield. When you had 4 different factions and each of those well let's see.  You see 4 generic soldier mans. That's fine because they're not an individual. They are just representative of a class.  Those are soldiers. That's the role that they are. It's okay that they're clones of each other. They have specific people with names and personalities and their own voice lines and things. You see multiple grandmas running around next to each other. It's weird. Those are supposed to be unique people but there's these clones of them running around. It feels like that's where we are now when it comes to first person shooters. We are in the era of hey look at our heroine characters. They are the people that you want to get skins for in our battle pass. It's easier to sell that to people. I think that in terms of how it actually plays I didn't have any fundamental issues with the game. There's some things I like about it. You have a lot of I like to play as a medic in games and I played as a Falk is the name of grandma lady and she has a little Cyret pistol that you can shoot the syringes at your teammate and it heals them or you can heal yourself with them which is like that's okay. I fucking hope they add a bit of auto-aim to the syringe pistols to heal your team because you have to shoot a slow moving, very heavily arching little syringe projectile and hit your teammates with them to heal them which can be difficult if they're trying to do things like currently not get shot which they'll be doing all the time I haven't used it in my battle field I just expected to be like killing floor 2 yeah killing floor 2 is the example that I use with people I'd say in that game whenever you're just shooting in the vicinity of a teammate it automatically locks in but we don't even have to depart from the series in battle field going back as far as battle field 4 I believe would have in its first iteration and they improved it in battle field 1 you would throw health packs to people you didn't put down a health crate that was stationary you would throw health packs to people and it would follow them and it was very generous with if you saw someone who needed health you chucked a health pack at them and it would fly towards them and like home into them so that it would start healing them and it works in battle field 4 decently and then in battle field 1 they improved it significantly to make it just a lot more easy to heal people and in this there's that just doesn't seem to be that that doesn't seem to exist but I played as falc with the revive stuff but an ammo box as well so you could like I can give you health I can revive you and when I do you come back at full health and also I could give ammo I could make a really good support kind of character who just runs around passing stuff out it was very self sufficient so I don't know I think when the game comes out that's when I'm going to be able to see how the balance of these things really plays out but the idea that oh yeah you could be a sniper and you could give yourself an ammo pack so you could snipe forever on a hill until you die is like things like that I'm not sure about that might just be an annoyance cause snipers have never been effective in battlefield get over it so I just never I don't know there's some balance issues but I think it's mostly just like number tweaks like the marksman rifles shit I don't know why a sniper rifle isn't a guarantee to hit kill but there's some there's some things like that but I'm not too worried about them see though I'm not I'm not like worried about the game I think I've just sort of accepted that it'll be fine I just I wish to submit a complaint go for it okay this is minigame the idea is you get five ships to choose from they'll have a name and the names represent how well they will do in the race such as nothing is right with this or perfect conditions um you choose in an order that I guess was determined by dice roll earlier in the game or something and so Wario was first and he chose perfect conditions and so he's won oh okay what the fuck's the point of this what a shit minigame wait yeah you did it buddy I don't know the balmy games are so good probably these 13 clones of them on each side that yes that's that's another thing that the brain recognized but yes thank you for bringing that up when you have heroes like like specific soldier super cool amazing soldier man and they're just those individuals seeing them on both sides of of both armies I'm like that's that's very strange battlefield one I've been playing a lot of that lately that's a british soldier that's a german soldier that's an ottoman soldier that's a french soldier all of the factions looked unique and a lot of the time because typically there will be a name and a little icon above your friendlies but the soldier factions looked different the armies looked different in their uniforms so that you could just you know oh that's an enemy you wouldn't even think about the fact that there wasn't an icon or something over their head you're like oh that's a frenchman over there he's got that kind of that blue color scheme that the frenchman said oh there's a guy in a brown outfit those are the british guys oh that's the german dude or the italians you know there's but miss yeah it doesn't my brain can't it's difficult for my brain to be like oh this is not like two armies this is two groups of mercenaries cause battle for one the ottomans they speak huh they're not meant to be mercenaries in universe though right isn't like they're actually a story in this game there's probably some story but i just don't give a shit about the battlefield story really i'm sure there's some explanation for it but in multiplayer it doesn't look right it's one of those things where like oh you can't accept a bunch of like no not like this it just looks it looks like two teams of video game players fighting each other which only sounds stupid on the surface of it but it doesn't feel like two armies fighting each other this is something that has been talked about in terms of like modern shooters but art style is kind of dead like we don't care about art styles anymore or cohesiveness in universe because we need to sell skins cause like this game will probably have goofy wacky skin people to buy you know it rags by pre-order someone got it for me actually someone sent me hey i know you play battlefield a lot here so thank you to that person very much i am looking forward to 2042 coming out i really am i do want to see that game when it released because it is 128 players the map they released for it orbital i thought it was alright as far as battlefield maps go it was pretty it was decent it was pretty big you move around pretty quickly i never had too much of an issue of oh i gotta run across the map to get to a fight i liked the gunplay changes it's more it's more like an apex style of guns don't have spread you have to a gun shoots where you're pointing it it's about how good are you at keeping your targeting on the enemy i wish i like it threw me off a lot yeah it's something to get used to but once you get used to it i think it'll be better for the series in general i i like that about it a lot of the weapon stuff i really enjoyed i don't mind it seems very fast in terms of your movement and sliding around and stuff which is something i had to get used to but i guess i don't really mind it that much someone said i heard the apex was big expiration for 2042 i heard that as well and i could definitely see it there was yeah when it comes to like an apex instead of just running forward sprinting if you like slide jump every once in a while you'll actually move faster doing that i don't know if apex is similar but yeah your sprint because you have like the tactical sprint or whatever you have like oh you're running now you tap shift again and you'll do like an even faster run and then if you slide after that you could really i already got used to in battlefield you start taking fire from a direction to just sprint and slide and especially if you're the medic you could sprint slide syringe yourself and you could really be super slippery and survivable or uh yeah so it's something to get used to it's just more it's weird to play the beta then go back to battlefield 1 and feel slow so we'll see how it actually relates into the game when it all comes out but i'm okay with it right now i'm okay with it especially if the maps are bigger if they want to try and justify having soldiers be able to just fucking book it i'm okay it's not like unreasonably fast but it just feels fast i gotta see how the vehicle interactions play out i think they should do some stuff oh it felt like helicopters were very common in this game so i mean when you have 64 players and when you have 128 players you have twice the amount of people so how do you balance like aircraft do you just add more aircraft for 128 players well i mean with walk on and to air missiles how does that there's a lot of stuff to take into consideration and i'm i'm not like like i said i'm not worried about it there's things i liked aesthetically i thought it was quite impressive the way that it looks the foliage the weather effects a lot of the guns looked great the individual character designs i liked they weren't they're not silly they're just not like generic soldier people so it's not like you have over the top crazy weird looking characters they all do look like soldier people even grandma medic she looks like a soldier person in a way but it's still kind of a i don't know i am i'm excited i'm moderately excited i want to see how that game turns out both that and halo i want them both to come out so i can play them so they're both coming out what's the word on infinite are we feeling on a zero to ten excitement scale i'm so i played the infinite beta as well i got a friend referral code from someone who's in the halo insider program so thank you very much to you also as the case may be sometime my vice is rockstar energy drinks and they happen to have halo codes on the little tabs so i saved up some tabs with the codes on them it's just a weird coincidence but overall i didn't enjoy big team halo infinite um i was struggling i think a lot of people said they were happier with big team battle on those big maps i don't know i generally don't like big team as much in halo i prefer the 4v4 either tedium or objective modes and that is where i had the bulk of my legitimate fun when i played with two friends and we would do 4v4s and objective modes and stuff and we had legit fun in terms of coordinating like capture the flag and stuff we had a good time and there's a lot of nifty changes to halo that i like because it still feels like it feels like um it feels like halo but it is definitely like this is not at all the original halos just in terms of the way that it feels very punchy the weapons and the sounds um that's what do you not think the old halo games they're not punchy or no i would say that there was a subtle um i i'm trying to think of the words to describe older halos they had a precision to them that seemed more subtle they didn't feel as precise as they really were that makes sense now this will depend on the halos that you play for instance halo reach feels like a game more about precision than other halos i think the dmr is very largely impactful with that the importance of general headshots in the just the i guess in the core of it it feels like it's more of a focus this game the way that you move around the way that the feedback is given to players it just feels like it's got more and this isn't a negative or a positive by the way it's just like an observation in terms of the tone that it gives to you in the same way that a do you guys remember playing bad company 2 battlefield? i didn't play as much as the other one i did a lot back in the day whenever you played bad company 2 whenever you killed an enemy there wasn't like a loud noise and a big numbers wouldn't just pop up on screen there wasn't a big flash it was like you killed the enemy player they dropped dead and there's like a little you know enemy killed plus 50 at the bottom of the screen i think i know what you're talking about right because in headboxes and they've got the little katoonk katoonk sounds that give you the dopamine hit that's it's not i'm not it's not a negative it's not i'm not sure how i feel about it now because did you play the beta the infinite beta oh no i so i mean like if it's what i think it is then i'm not sure how i feel about it but i didn't play the better so i don't know it it definitely felt more in terms of the the sounds that the guns would make in terms of the noise of the game it feels more like physically noisy than other halo games where there's just seems to be more like audio stuff coming into your head like what but it is it feels like this like i i didn't have a problem with that aspect of it but it definitely just seemed like it had more punch and flair okay but i i really i legit really did like playing the 4v4s with uh friends how we would you know just coordinating you know get the flag like the 2 flag capture the flag on a 4v4 is really good um i i i do have issues with it in terms of balance it does at the moment it does seem to be he who's best with a pistol wins the game which got to be the same thing that happened in halo 5 motherfucking dream star yo which was about being better with the dmr halo reach was dmr's halo it's it should be called halo dmr's and that was just for better or worse i i didn't care for i think dmr's were too strong to be power to be starter weapons in halo reach um and in halo it seems that the general loadout will be an assault rifle and a pistol and the pistol just seems to just fought out fucking flat out be better than the assault rifle um so there needs to i definitely think that some of the some balance stuff needs to be looked at in terms of the effectiveness of weapons i don't know why halo just can't it's weird that a game just so insistently tells me that an assault rifle is weaker than a pistol is but that's halo well except for halo 3 uh yeah i guess in halo 3 but even yeah even then but it's even in halo 3 it was like which week which week weapon do you want the the pistol or the assault rifle like well yeah but is that not a balance in a certain sense kind of early monday weapons well i don't know if it's kind of i think i think it is balanced i think um if you give everybody start off on like pretty mundane weapons um and then and then scout it across the map a much more effective weapons that's like a good way of basically communicating it's like yeah you can depends on the gap weapon like i like the idea that the halo weapons in infinite the assault rifle and the pistol they're both they're both i'd say the pistol is pretty is is slightly better than the assault rifle to definitely and i don't it's just better i think the pistols is better than the assault rifle but the assault rifle doesn't feel bad it doesn't feel just like it's worthless it definitely feels like it's fine um but the gap between the how powerful the pickup weapons are and what you start out with it doesn't it shouldn't be too big especially in a four before um because then it could you just be fucked if you don't have the good weapons but you still need to incentivize people to get them and i feel like that is decent and halo infinite um like you still want to it and plus now we're like before the rocket spawn or the sniper spawn there will be a voice that they're like you have an ai that tells you how i feel about that i'm not sure i feel about that i'm okay with it i was fine with it um it's it wasn't the ai voices that i cared about it was more like the soldier voices going well you got him hey we gotta go do this oh my goodness gracious what a lovely day yeah i need you i want them to shut up and be quiet the ai tells me useful things um like it'll say power weapons spawning soon and so like in 30 seconds it will it will show you okay okay rocket okay everybody rockets will spawn here in 30 seconds and everybody knows that that's what i'm saying is like i don't know how i feel about that i like the idea that if you're keeping crack of things in the game that you get i like it i think i prefer it um just it's it's all it almost becomes a more it becomes a more like a second like a more in game legit secondary objective that a sniper rifle is going to spawn over there a rocket launcher will spawn over here so i know you guys got to capture flags and do all your fun things but that's happening also and so it it puts every player in the game gets that notification of it so it's it first off what it does is it prevents people from sitting on that spot waiting for the weapon to spawn and not helping the team because you could see when it will be there or not so that part i guess uh i guess the thing is what i'm saying is like could you not make the argument that um it's part of the balance you need to remember this like um and and if you have team you could decide to have that strategy if i'm going to wait it's like well that's probably going to have adverse consequence for like the battle but we would still but it seemed a factor more because when i was playing with people we would still like it's it's how we played or like because we were all pretty seasoned halo players and so our minds it just made it more clear that it was more at the front for front of our minds uh that it was a thing and it was like everyone was more aware of it instead of i guess this thing that you had to remember to think about or remember to do um i don't know i think i prefer this uh in terms of how it played out um it's i don't know i guess it just seemed to work in a way that i can't fully articulate uh just having that icon that would that was there that was hovering it said you know rocket launchers and there would be a bar that would eventually fill up and it would be like a timer and you get the ai notification that would say rocket power weapons spawning soon or in 30 seconds or whatever and then everyone because everyone would get that notification at the same time and then there was that oh do we do we go get them or do we keep with this objective or and i think it played out well um so i'm i'm i'm mostly fine oh i will say this covenant weapons suck yeah i've heard that covenant weapons are shit i aesthetically though i like this game aesthetically um i think the spartan designs are pretty good they don't seem like i could believe it's real it's not like the halo four five armor where i'm like fucking that's not real you know that the spartan armor does seem to be a bit more believable um now i've seen some concept art for some some absolute horseshit that they're going to put in this game so uh what like what like the samurai armor yeah just uh just the samurai looks cool but oh it's a lot of the armor that i've seen just feels so outlandish and bizarre but okay well see the thing i'm excited for is halo mcc has added a plague doctor helmet um so if they add one from that that'll be really cool plague doctor representation yeah but the um rags likes the training wheels no no no no um i mean it depends and it depends but that's its whole conversation i won't get into um the but i was saying the um the other covenant weapons are shit like the pulse uh right i think it's how the pulse the pulse rifle for the the covenant it looks kind of like the yeah i are equivalent of uh for the covenant that's yes uh however i i do not understand how you can get a kill with that it shoots like a burst of five plasma thingies that lightly track enemies in this game it looks like it looks like the covenant carbine low uh but it doesn't function like the carbine no in no way uh the covenant carbine was essentially a hit scan dmr's uh it pulse carbine what the pulse carbine what what is this it shoots a it shoots a five round burst of plasma thingies that lightly home into enemies and you will never ever kill anyone with it ever because it shoots slow moving projectiles that like lightly track the other enemy players and it's just like by just moving left and right you're in you just they can't hit you so yeah that's uh i'm just pulled it up so kind of like the thing that's always been the the sort of balance is um that covenant weapon a decent chunk of them uh like gimmicky it's not hit scan it's the uh it's the plasma yeah um so they have a slow track so it's like well you got to buff that with something and i feel like you know anything about the uh the um the plasma pistol it's like well the balance is charge it up fire it it locks onto people and then takes out the shield plasma pistol in this game by the way i will say aesthetically i really like this game i think i've already mentioned it like the plasma redesign the a lot of the stuff a lot of that i really like the aesthetics of this game from the vehicles to i think they did a great job there um but the plasma pistol in this game it's kind of kind of wank uh i loved it in reach i played it a shit ton in reach i wouldn't even charge it up at people you could just you pew pew people with it and it fucks their shields up and it could do it quite quick and in close quarters the plasma pistol was a great weapon because you could just hit them like three times with the plasma pistol if the shields would get gone and then you could melee them it was really good to have it was like one of those oh plasma pistol give me that i want that that's useful that has a purpose um you could still charge up the plasma pistol in this it doesn't feel as effective though it doesn't have the EMP effect sorry that was oddly that was oddly civilized it doesn't have the EMP effect on vehicles the church that plasma shot i think they'll change it a lot of people on the forums were wanting that to return which i feel is warranted makes sense um i don't yeah the the pulse carbine is shit there doesn't i don't think there was a plasma rifle equivalent i guess the pulse carbine is that thing um some of the the brute weapons feel okay the the skewer the little boncher thingy they they feel okay but this term i hope that the covenant weapons get a lot of love because they need to be they just need a purpose you never pick them up why you just you never would there was never really a reason to pick up a covenant weapon they just weren't good i can't imagine an alien army using them they're just shit well especially the alien army that beat humanity nearly yeah talk about that anymore like in terms of law like now it's the baddest okay sure they were here the whole time all right sure i the the battle rifle feels meh the the time between the burst is very long and it just wouldn't it didn't feel that accurate or really really great in general i don't know the plasma yeah the burst rifle just doesn't feel it doesn't feel like a burst rifle it feels more automatic just like it's just chunks away because the time between the shots and the burst of the battle rifle were so long um the uh so yeah i they need to do something with that the there's a lot of stuff that i would change i i've like i liked it as it was right i would definitely change a whole lot about how some of the weapons behave um but yeah when it comes to playing objectives and stuff we had a lot of fun bags defending flat i liked some of the equipment the grappling hook is really fun to use it's very intuitive a lot of cool stuff we've been doing with grappling hook yeah um i like i like the equipment in the game right uh i like the ability everyone everyone can sprint now but it's like a 10 percent movement increase so it feels a lot more it feels fine the the idea that you could sprint in this um vaulting that kind of thing is just really a really welcome addition to the game um there's there's a lot of i really hated the battle pass progression that sucked that was shit i don't know what they were thinking um when you finish a game you will get essentially you you you you get experience through challenges and there are daily and weekly challenges and after your dailies and weeklies are done then your incentive to play the game to level up is substantially decreased because the only repeatable challenge that you have is essentially finishing games you finish a game and in a increasingly difficult to complete challenge for finishing games like finish two games boom 100xp and so you get 100xp on your battle pass you do that a few times win three games for 100xp win four games for 100xp or sorry finish not win so you finish two games you get 100xp and then it goes to you got to finish three games then you got to finish four games to get that 100xp then you got to finish five games to get that 100xp so it it gives you that idea of oh you log in you play your challenges and then you go play something else because once your challenges are done for the day you're just it substantially slows down the amount of progress you can make so if you play if you just want to fucking play that game all day you just get you get diminishing rewards in terms of how much you level up the battle pass and it sucks that's shit well I mean the reason why is because if you get people to play every day that's better than getting people to play for a long time every now and then if you play every day you're more immersed in the ecosystem yeah I I'm so cynical I'm so cynical about the game you get that idea because you're wondering like how come I just don't just get what was wrong with the old system where because you could still have the old system and then tack on the dailies and weekly challenges to that like when I finish a game if it's not the third or fourth or fifth game that I finished I get nothing I just get a little progress towards the next challenge and I'm like well that's shit I mean a lot of people were bitching about that I swung by the forums just to see what people were thinking there was a lot of people generally liking it but there was a lot of advice given and one of the big things was people just seemed to universally hate the battle pass progression which of course they fucking do I don't know that they'd change it because they probably did research into like how to make the systems work really well alright but there is no like microtransactions to fight I'm not sure yeah that's the thing like when it comes to credits and armor and like I like battle pass system in terms of battle passes can always be purchased by you when you want them and they're not timed and you can see the rewards ahead of time like that stuff's legit really good however actually progressing through that battle pass system is kind of shit um and it definitely puts a lot of emphasis into log in player dailies and weekly and then go do something else that's better though for them it's it's better because if you get people to play regularly then they'll always be there and it's like they'll know when the next pass is coming out which is weird because you think you'd want to incentivize people to just keep playing and playing and playing into building like a date like a real investment into playing it all the time because the challenges aren't they don't take too long to do um it's ugh i don't know i mean i'm glad it's free i'm glad the multiplayer is free i will say that but it's the price right that's the price paid for free multiplayer yeah i don't know we'll see we'll see when it comes out but uh yeah that's rags comprehensive thoughts on battle food 2042 and halo infant yeah that's just my head i guess um question i'm very pessimistic about movies i'm relatively optimistic about games it's just none that i'm thinking about right now i guess ragnarok will be the next one that i'm like other than ones that i get reminded about you're going by dred you got a switch right um yes but i don't spend much time on it at all so it'll be something that i may do later i guess there's a lot of Metroid games i still haven't played well i mean it's kind of the same for me there are there are a couple that i um played the i never played zero emission or the original i i think i'd like to uh do like a chronological order that that'd be like order of release i guess the difficulty is that it's kind of it's kind of hard to do prime trilogy like i would need to fish out the way you set it up and make sure that i got all the stuff i need not but that's for shows no mostly pessimistic oh yeah i guess i don't know marvel are both looking like they're going to be absolute ass i mean oh yeah i'm looking forward to watching kingdom season two yeah and uh maybe squid game season two maybe i'm i'm i don't know there's worries to be had about that one for sure it's elden ring elden ring could be neat we need i mean hard time getting hyped for regnarok because i don't know where and how i can play it uh right because you need a place you will need a playstation five which is an issue well i don't want to buy one i can't buy one even if i wanted to even if you wanted it yeah how many people actually have ps5's right now 15 million people apparently it's sold like a million units it's it's selling faster than the ps4 mad which is kind of crazy yeah when you think about the fact that very difficult to get one do you reckon that sales are boosted by the fact that it's a rarity maybe you might yeah maybe it might be the case any more than it just being easily available for everybody uh well yeah because if this might give you an incentive fuck i've got to snatch one up because if i if i don't i might not be able to get one would be cool to know the ratio of like people who've bought it to time spent on it compared to something like the ps4's lifespan at this point well i mean yeah that'd be i i think uh i'm not sure what the the software like attachment right is um because nintendo switches is incredibly high like the average number of games that people buy on nintendo switches higher than it is on like other consoles typically i mean like we talk about the strength the first party ips i'm pretty sure like mario kart 8 deluxe has sold like 40 million copies like animal crossing animal crossing i think has sold like 35 million copies um and these are games that cost less to make and make more money through direct sales nintendo they just they know how to make they know how to get by the game yeah um this super chat will be read on january 22nd also high rags hello well i read it ability you fool rags was right about cake like what what was your take on cake oh i don't know wait the current what was the first take on cake i think it was eating it with a the spoon instead of a fork the other way around right that that take yeah i think that i that missed me completely what's your preference male spoon or fork if you had to pick one we always get for the small forks every time yeah that's right that's wrong that's wrong in germany in germany i've never gotten a spoon for a cake unless i don't have any forks left and i need to use a spoon i guess but if you if you get a cake somewhere in a restaurant or whatever or just wherever you get a small fork someone said fork it's just easier that way i mean i wouldn't give a shit if someone would give me a spoon like i still would still eat it that wasn't the question i know you have it without any utensils because i'm a fucking savage that's why efap on my birthday what a time to be alive scritches for the good doggo and pets for the new wolf boy oh yeah i guess so embrace it moly you're a fairy now no the fairies don't get to have werewolves yeah they do we're gate keeping that shit nope sorry fairies you guys are a little bit weirder than werewolves werewolves are like monsters they way cool of them fucking those creatures that hang out in conventions doing those weird things dude some of these challenges cry i'm gonna get red next month i'm gonna play it after spooktober you should i'm just some of these challenges oh my god i'm gonna be scrumbling it as well obviously yeah it's a fun time uh metroid red i get it getting getting to run huh are you gonna switch i don't remember yeah it's my draw right next to me we'll see together then it's been in this draw for years like in this like here in this flat and then in Munich as well like i haven't used it in ages now remember kids the wave beam goes through walls alright that'll that'll save you a lot of headache just in case you forget about how the abilities were the worst possible times you guys should do an ifa movies on malignant it would be fun for october spooky time what do you guys reckon nah that sounds stupid nah i don't think we'd ever do that oh what was the question again doing this a viability and doing ifa movies malignant nah what what a stupid suggestion oh man absolutely destroyed feels good wait dude luigi and waluigi all rolled a one we're all dueling because of it cause that's how this game works who should i fight for any luigi waluigi or wario ah fight warrior alright you'd see that cause he's fat and you think i can outrun him i just said you don't want to mess with waluigi he'll fuck you up oh so i can mess with luigi that's totally fine well i mean no you shouldn't mess with luigi because he's just a kind hearted good boy i don't know man i've seen the mario cot footage looking menacingly at people just enjoying the you don't know what's going you don't know what's in this heart i'm just such a stupid suggestion i wouldn't even dignify it with a response malignant on an unrelated note drinker released his review of malignant and there's clips in there of some randoms watching it like together it was really gay how did he beat me i never lose them fuck promise me i'd win fringy i didn't promise you'd win you asked me who to fight i told you who to fight you definitely did it just didn't come through fully for stream but i heard it damn i lose all my coins now it's just that's the way the world is capitalism is capitalism remember midnight mass when the angel mimicked a guy's voice to lure him it's all that that wasn't used or referenced again in the show so it was funny i was um talking to i think it was my sister she seen the show and um she was like she said it was way too obvious that it was vampires and i was like oh well i mean when we were watching it we thought there was a chance like certainly early on that it was going to be um when to go she was like why and i was like well because of the scene where it like reflects the voice back which is something they're really like super known to do because they're humans that have like i guess lost their humanity from cannibalism i think or something like that i can't quite remember um and she was like wait when did that happen and i was like this episode where the guy's like walking past the house and like it's like does it say help me or something i don't fucking know but i was like hey hello hello here and like yeah um and she was like oh fuck i completely forgot about that i was like yeah she's like does that even come up again i was like no i don't think so why you forgot because the show forgot too and it's like you're saying like well why should they bring it up again and i'd be like i guess you don't have to but it's it's just weird to set something up do something with it once and then never do anything with it again yeah strange because like because they really like worked hard to make that a creepy sequence and they didn't need the voice the vampire could just just fucking non-fun anybody and you could set that up to where he just ambushes something you didn't need the voice at all but is more or unironically using the until dawn interpretation of when to go is laugh my ass off as far as i knew when to go is it was a thing that they do yeah i thought it was it goes beyond until dawn but until long interpretation but hang on a sec just to clarify when to go is not real neither vampires you can do whatever the fuck you want with any of these things yeah so to say like you're using that interpretation it's like you can if you want adaptation argument hey vampires can burn in moonlight you can make it the thing you want to do if you want to do it yep sorry not sorry um so yeah um that's that's what we thought of for a moment and then it was like oh no vampire especially with the flying to them later i was i think i just randomly asked molly after we watched the show is like do they ever do anything with the the voice thing again they're like oh no they didn't that was just one and done i suppose haha yay it's so rare in mainstream media though name a film or show it when to go is a reference to accept supernatural why why do i have to yeah scary stories to tell in the dark what yeah but why do i have to what does it change anything why why wouldn't it be awesome because they say in like see it's obvious it was vampires because nobody's gonna do something as obscure as wed to goes like what do you definitely wasn't obvious that it was vampires it will definitely as soon as they did that voice thing we were like oh maybe it isn't vampires exactly which i'm totally cool with it was a neat it is pretty upsetting that like not masses just widely considered to be better than the other shows no don't say widely considered to be better than hillhouse which is widely considered to be better than blind yeah it's all back with i don't get it yeah that mast is the worst of the three i think i get it because i think people responded really positively to the ending some reason i don't understand why i don't i think i understand if i'm being super like oh you know look i act no you know what no i don't i don't well uh interestingly i was like so just what do you think the show she's like it was really good didn't like the last episode i was like oh shit really no why why and she was like um didn't understand what the fuck happened really i don't know why everyone wanted to die and i was like yeah it's right with you yeah it may not masses a pretty piss poor ending that's the worst really easily yeah absolutely not the thing if you know hillhouse if you like get over the fact they destroy the mum's character what the dad does is pretty heroic from his point of view like i will sacrifice myself and lock myself into the horrors of this house to free all the children's like man the dad's a legend something yeah there's something there so saying the last lines in midnight mass gave hope for a future i gave hope for a future everyone's dead riddle me this you lot because you've all seen this so i'm i'm a guy who's just walking around a mid-night midnight mass line like oh i cut my arm and then i drink the vampire blood and it heals it all up real quick like excellent and then the vampire dies and it removes all that stuff does that wound reopen or does it stay closed because it healed i assume there's nothing to reverse at that point it's already been fixed like the problem solved so with his spine i'm assuming it was reconnected whatever was separated right did it get separated again rather than just healing you know what i mean i'm not sure why would it do that oh oh moller i don't know and then why would she be like i can't feel my legs we did it yeah did her spine separate again very odd because i thought it would just be that it heals your body up to peak performance and then when you take it when you lose that benefit it would just put you back into neutral i guess or at least it wouldn't be healing you that's all yeah how does it recreate wounds that are not wounds anymore a bit weird it's strange there's a lot of weird flumps with that the mechanics are very flimpy and weird what are your guys' standards boiled down to the basics for movies and shows internal consistency is the most boiled down and then that applies for everything in media storytelling pretty much how do you guys define cinema i don't think any of us care too but when you start saying you watch a movie and you're like oh i didn't like that movie that movie's not cinema it's like it just feels like it's all cinema because of its films and i suppose if they want to be like cinema has to be a film that's shown in the cinema and i'd just be like what is it that you're telling me when you say something is or isn't cinema at that point it's useless well at that point i'd be like a lot of them aren't shot on film anymore are they not films they're flims are they not motion pictures well i guess they're not motion pictures all films are motion pictures that actually doesn't change there's still pictures so i guess i'll wait for i'll wait for a good useful definition before i'm gonna be naziish over trying to defend cinema as just it's an in for movie people try cinema into like literature right because like literature apparently has a different definition than just fiction i'm unaware of those definitions so i can't comment on them okay so the difference between fiction versus literature barns and nobles well they'd know alright let's see oh i alright i'm already a little like one person defines it as literature is art and fiction is escapism ooh yeah what the fuck is that is it how are you wow and so now somebody has pointed out a lot of stuff that is genre fiction like brave new world like hmm that can't be it what is that oh i'm not going down that rabbit hole i'm not going down that rabbit hole it all comes back to just it feels like they want to get the labels going because they didn't like the thing there seems to be the motivation it's not actually helpful in terms of communication yeah um our documentary cinema see well i wouldn't be i saw um one of david adam's documentaries in an iMac cinema it was fucking great wow i mean there's there's a that's a proff mm-hmm so this is the thing is just um i just need to be convinced of the uh the utility of categorizing differently and how you know beyond just saying i don't know it's not a non-franchise film like oh okay because that video we fucking covered was absolutely useless and people loved it in like the comment section and liking it and stuff and i just the arguments are so piss poor i will never understand we only covered on 150 oh yeah that was yeah huh when he showed uh you know cap blowing apart robots and then someone talking in godfather and it's like do you understand now you're like what the fuck are you doing it's so unfair our youtube video cinema wow that's the thing i don't know i do not know i do not know how to categorize it all but maybe some of these challenges pie is greater than cake that is all what do you guys prefer i don't know that i prefer either of them i like them both they're cool so if we're discounting pizzas and sticking to the dessert category um pie i only heard i i was like what does that mean i think i'm gonna go with pie i like i think pie is better than cake so this might be a culture thing but in australia when we think of pies we're normally thinking of savory pies so like meat pies um there are apple pies and blueberry pies and stuff like that but it's not yeah here we have sort of they're not nearly as common the meat pie stuff shepherd's pies things of that we have those they're not it's they're not as common um they're good though but generally yeah generally here when people say hi they they won't think of a pizza or a meat pie they'll think of a dessert like a fruit a very pie fruit pie surely it's safe to say that pie encompasses more options than cake i would say so because a pie that's that's why i instantly started by saying discounting pizza um but because even like cheese cake is pie it's not a cake uh you have pumpkin pie you have all of the fruits and all the fruit pies and the berry pies like apple and rhubarb, peach, pecan all that sort of stuff um there are a lot of types of cake there are a lot of types of cake but there are a lot of like pie that's a that's a big boy pie you know that's it's a lot of stuff yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna stick with pie here i think i'll go with pie too it's like a mood thing like it's kind of same-ish for me but because i love cheesecake so much i'll probably just go with cake just because i like it so much rescue the cheesecake i love cheesecake i thought we just said cheesecake has a pie it is so that means mel will rescue the cheesecake by choosing pie right yeah i am very confused cheesecake is a poorly named food there you go you need to find out who named it and arrest them maybe the person's name was cheesecake and it was named after him i missed the cheese and this is my cake doctor cheesecake i like that Beatrice Cheesecake came up with it that was just her name Mr. and Mrs. Cheesecake at the doctor that'll only eat schnitzel pie that sounds good that does sound good a moly fringalicious why the why the bloke the fuck is this saying why was that toaster bathing with long-ass barreled scoped rifle i don't know which show it says why didn't in season three did someone toaster bathe with a long-ass barreled scoped rifle i don't know what you're saying why didn't they kill themselves with a big rifle or why did they why the bloke in season three tried toaster bathing with long-ass barreled scoped rifle i don't know what that means uh i'm trying to think of what shows that would apply to that both me and fringy have seen so it could be buffy i just always say super buffy if i don't know what's going on it could be showback i don't i have no idea season three of what show i don't know that's the issue because i'm just i'm right now i'm the japanese guys now i know what it's a reference to what is it a reference to uh well bye so it is buffy so it is buffy it is i think we're supposed to conclude he's incredibly naive about how he was gonna do it and that's why he had that right that's the best that's there i can give without more specifics um fringy what's with all the ozzy cops it's like they've been waiting their whole careers for a huge football riot where they can slam dunk fans to the ground with impunity but all they ever got is the lockdowns hi rags i i don't know like what i don't know i don't know what's going on with with cops really anywhere you know i don't even know welsh cops are up to i'm a cave dwelling goblin you gotta remember that that's goblin nest no it's not it's not goblin nest i'm a cave dwelling goblin all i know about is the lady in the power suit fighting the the giant bird robot that's speed my focus for the last couple of days um alcohol plus anime plus jumping in video games oh this is a this is a um a formula so you got those minus high rags minus screeches times apostrophes times actually playing a resident evil game divided by star wars theory's tears plus chat isms times mandot isms i have found the anti rags equation anti rags equation i raglan sorry about tannith how's gorn doing i have no idea what that means uh no clue what that means uh dsp once uploaded a 15 minute a boxing video which he only talked about his fire alarm and did not unbox the box yes this creature is real i've seen that i think i showed bring it i can't remember i showed somebody the video where dsp is going to unbox a game and all he does is talk about his fire alarm it's funny as fuck dsp is he is the gift that keeps on given the quintessential cautionary tale it's so crazy because the only reason he's known is because he was like what if i put my camera on the tv when i play my games and i can upload it to youtube that is it and then he didn't evolve from that format for like very very he was so resistant to the idea of actually just getting a capture device he's like this is how i do it you know and it's like but there are people who do this because of course you know there are certain people yeah like well this is how i do it it's like but it's bad you can change the way that you do things like that's the time when possible dsp makes the sound look smart sometimes we don't want to go too far with that you know bad subtitles absolutely exist it doesn't help asian media that a lot is trans that a lot is lost translating from japanese or korean to english sometimes true i know this because of i think i mentioned it on the previous eFap the frustration of knowing a bad set of subtitles compared to the more official ones i guess but holy fuck guys i looked at a i sent it to freeing aswell i think you said you'd seen it but there was this clip from squid games dub oh the dub yeah you go from listening to the real people saying like you know there's a word of the word and then it turns into hello and you're like oh no hello what is the matter it was like we were looking for your son ma'am and it's like oh god what the fuck did you do exactly you've lost something because theoretically a dub can really work but oh my god i'm like afraid of them at this point i just don't want to go anywhere near them i don't want to risk it so yeah when i make the squid game which will happen soon enough you guys will be watching the sub you have to do some reading oh my god there was a big thing about it on twitter where people were like i don't want to read my tv shows and i was dying inside i'd rather look at the screen oh hey it's that mini game where you have to use your willpower to resurrect a plant you guys know this one everyone does yeah i do that all the time in my flat dude i put the bots on intense and they're actually beating me on the tapping game which never happens oh my gosh isn't fair any plans to watch or cover dune it looks at least visually stunning and han zimmer's doing the score also high rags i guess it'll end on what everyone thinks i know this and we will do it yeah i'm gonna use it to get back to the theater take my dad to go see it break in with shotguns show us the dune show us the cartoon movies it was funny it was hanging out with drinker cause he was doing a catch up for his now open bar show there was a super chat that was asking i think it was something along the lines of like are you going to do something with dune and because of his accent he was like asking me are you going to do anything with dune and i was like dune and he was just like yeah dune i was like what's happening in dune that ages the way he was like dune i was just sitting there lost for a while like what the fuck is he talking about very amusing though door of the explorer unbridled rage when the second they assassinate her with whatever new episode or movie they do i will not stand for it she's one of the core foundational heroes of western fiction maybe i don't actually know who made door of the explorer um been rewatching all of efab and hood wolf called fringy a tact on edition in efab 5 fringy must have planned to take his spot since then as revenge but this is like games thrones where i got passed up plodded to take over we've taken it on episode number 5 i was sitting in the corner of the discord logo the discord screen waving camera been watching since efab 6 my first super chat and i wanted to say thanks for all the laughs and the great content happy late birthday molla high rags and fringy hello and thank you wow how long does it take to turn on fucking air conditioner rags jeez missed out a whole high rags now unacceptable unacceptable there's another bad bad bad woman season 3 premiere tonight oh i guess we can watch that after this oh no can we not i got sleep much because i'm fucking tired um hi rags i mean you no harm oh that's good hi rags is the symbol of peace now that's true i said hi rags in everything just hold up the hi rags and it's like the white flag well maybe a what's a welcoming like hugging flag color maybe an orange hi rags please don't hit my feelings i don't know i gotta i just gotta that's what i do a little bit of epic okay if i'm gonna get copyright strike for playing if have audio for too long i don't strike me we're gonna strike ourselves yeah um stop the roulette okay greetings raggleton top shiba inu first of his kind of the chris chads also hello other dudes hello um mlp fan having a hissy of a nothing what are the odds i just have nothing but neutral things to say about my little pony i'm just like very well it's one of them tangs um this super chat brought to you by reddit moment hmm wait i'm here at the start of an efap what gods did i commune with in my sleep portals to hell the warp and diabetes room open up oof all of them what if i had a bit of that point no you don't deserve to beat us oh wow we won nice um the hate mongers of the toxic brood have become too hateful toxic brood and mongery it's true do you guys you will ever have a tlj when most fans are divided character assassination of militarism seem to not phase them let alone recognize them also happy birthday metal they've already done it i think they know what they're doing in terms of being able to get away with it like they might be one but they've done it a couple of times they're just too subtle i think and i say subtle like the luke one how many times has that even happened in history can you guys you know terminator genesis and dark fate like fans didn't care about them it was it was most of the commentators that did tlj seemed to be like this big deal and it's because you took like one of the most famous characters of fiction and made him as far the opposite as possible which is like the extreme and it's like it worked it's like yeah but i don't know how many other things will really work for that right yeah you have to expend like certain ammunition and in order to do that you have you need a luke and there's not many luke's no indiana jones they could they could do it with i guess maybe he's like pathetic and scared and stuff maybe maybe brony should be gelded and rendered into glue oh my goodness no they're fine you know they don't need to be rendered into glue yeah i feel like the second one invalidate would make the whole first one pointless except just being mean spirited looks like we're inspired about all that uh you guys were so humble and thankful while reading 150 super chats episode 150 super chats these reddit comments are cringe may the dawn bless you stay massive and long well uh yeah thank you and we genuinely appreciate all the really kind messages the somebody gets crazy fucking ideas everyone's in a while and they spiral out of control uh muller if you don't play metroid dread and confirm my biases i'll be forced to talk about how bad long man is oh no well isn't it good enough that fringy's played it he can give his thoughts isn't that what you people want yeah you want his thoughts on uh metroid exactly you know what the frickin why are you guys so abusive efap check out fx's legion legion is the story of david halla holla i'm not sure a troubled young man diagnosed with schizophrenia as a child but later finds out he's telepathic he's a mutant the show deals with his mental illness i think uh someone else mentioned that's what it was about sounds cool um we'll give it a shot at some point i don't know maybe efap crew why don't you kiss my ass maybe one day it depends what kind of anus we're dealing with um i swear reddit is cancer efap is quite tame and tries to be accurate if anything efap has become far more tame um and i would prefer it be more or wouldn't mind to be more brutal i i think we've become far more tame than we uh in our original episodes let's say but um i don't know the times they are a change in as they say oh fuck's sake oh wow uh that's a win for me do you guys remember when lindsay alice wrote a song about rape pepperage farm remembers since back when she could make edgy jokes she can't now that would be evil uh saw the sequel to the sopranos the many saints of new work got nailed by critics but i think it's way better than most movies made this year no questions seems like there's no standards even though that was a thing is that a movie sequel or a show sequel or a sopranos i'm assuming nobody i don't know anything about sopranos oh and it had a weird ending i'm assuming it's a movie yeah the funny thing is i know exactly what the ending is i don't know anything else about the show though just because it's so referenced um this is surprisingly on topic thank you for making me aware that Dave Chappelle has a new special watching it before the show i really recommend yeah i mean i had a lot of fun listening to it learning and i enjoy all of his specials uh today's my birthday and this dream is getting me through my shift today will indeed be a gift i'm very glad that's the case hope you're doing a white and of course happy birthday uh one of my co-workers swears by noom she's a crazy hippie go figure but a very sweet person so i just smile and let her enjoy herself i think we said before good things can easily come out noom it's just fucking red flags everywhere so and it's hilarious in terms of its naming convention just noom she swears by noom mm-hmm that's not reassuring by the way you must trust the noom the noom will lead you to better lives yeah you have to believe that you first off you have to believe in noom and then the red flags instantly come to think of it the universe does love fringy as we now have metroid dread speaking of which thoughts on the game on those all those who played it i think that's supposed to be um i don't know if fringy is here but uh he seems to be loving it i think is fantastic and i'm only hearing good things about it in general so um if you want a more in-depth deep dive you got fringy streams on dubiosanity.tv twitch one of the what's the url for twitch mel you would know all right there you go everyone twitch.tv twitch.tv dubiosanity that's probably it yeah dubiosanity this one just says vroom oh that sounds fast my parents didn't understand why anyone would watch some molla guy play some amnesia games so i put on your resident evil 8 playthrough and they enjoyed it especially your commentary immensely really parents huh i mean that's totally fine i'd be really curious what they enjoyed about it because uh i don't know i always feel like it would just be so strange for even my parents like if they watched me play a game i imagine they'd be like what the fuck's going on you know what at is a zombie in vampire you shooting them that's great i hope you win that sort of thing but hey i'm glad they had some fun old people love molla oh yay i guess redditor more like redditor ooh hi rax hello uh watching no time to die why a quarter of the price and cocktail galore uh fair enough i'm not sure if you're saying you went to see it because you got it at a quarter price or that you would rather spend money on something else i'm just i'm unclear i'm afraid yeah i'm not sure i don't know what they mean nuke the subreddit it's a lost cause this is the thing just a little bit of the the thing i said that ymes mentioned to us where i'm sure a lot of people didn't agree with the post and the fucking shittons more wouldn't have if they just read it uh which is the namesake of the site and you know paying attention to the time stamps i mean um because like the thread was filled with like people saying my like you know my sympathies when if you look at the clips it's like nothing bad happened uh i find no value in reviewing this reddit drama what even are the creatures that make this sort of post also hi rax the angry little muppet angry little muppet angry little muppet um uh but yeah well so the problem is the the the if we let stuff like that go that subreddit is gonna fall into like toxic land eventually and it's just a matter of how much i can be bothered to keep correcting the record or not because we've only done it twice i say this as if it's common hope it doesn't become common just heard that garbage of a human talk about wolf and wanted to make clear my last chat was a joke just in case love all you guys including wolf yeah no problem thank you very much hey fab check out 2004 was cast heard movie one of the best film osts in existence i have never heard of that me neither but who knows cast in what does that sound like it would be about rags cast hern it's like a castle name yeah like in berness or weathering heights or something like that you know it's like the name of a manner or a plantation um i don't know or anthrax the name of an anthrax not anthrax like uh like the castle castle anthrax it's an anime hey molly are your ds2 playthroughs anywhere on the internet i'm afraid not neither are metals or fortiers but hopefully we will make new ones one day as a celebration of some kind yeah i know these are all equations i sure do hope i can play dead or dead dark solely three two dark space two dark space three revisions um do y'all ever have vivid dreams when running a fever i have one right i have one right now and all night my brain was tisming hard i don't think so i have to recall a time where i've had a fever which is not often at all i can't remember the last time i was sick with a fever um yeah i don't know i will say though i don't recall ever having a dream where i use my phone uh yeah you posted a meme about that the other day right yeah that's the that's a meme i saw and then i was like oh shit for an item that i am very very familiar with that is like such a big part of our lives a lot of the time i just do not ever remember using a phone in a dream or even like using a computer very strange i just especially for us where computers are a huge part of our life i don't i don't think i've ever used a computer and i will dream about things that i have done on the computer like the games and things that will incorporate themselves into dreams but when it comes to actually like using them in a dream it just they just don't you know very strange i'm going to continue bitching not bitching but just mentioning these puzzles Christ some of these are hard i will get 100% eventually but i don't know when you're going to review this game i don't think i will i need to do endgame that's priority by the time i'm done with that and also i kind of don't feel comfortable doing that until i like play through all of the other Metroid games again well it feels like to do the fully comprehensive review of the game you need to like have recently played to the Metroid Fusion all of those also it's probably really hard through Metroid like properly but that might be fun one day ROM and Ibritas used to be human women crazy i have not read up enough about Bloodborne War to know that but that's unfortunate they ended up in rough ways more i'm sending high rag at the end of super chats and you reading it as high rags you are a real jerk also Fringy is okay i've read it out as high rag before i'm pretty sure you're a real jerk that's that's amusing it just sounds like a simple insult you're a real jerk that's hilarious be vigilant kings women are on the prowl for your hoodies it's grand theft autumn out there i mean hey you know if a girl is cold and you got a hoodie spare help her out you know women can't deal with the cold as well as men theoretically i assume because it's not the meme where the air conditioning thing where i remember when that was thing air conditioning was sexist it's sexist yeah mass effect 3 extended cut is still poorly written but it leaves me with a cozy feeling inside making it easier to always give the trilogy another round i have nothing about it so i don't know molla has missed a metosis convince you to try demon souls one day i will likely do that when i get the ps5 i'll just play the remorstered i want to get that when i get a ps5 that's like the first thing i wonder if we'll get a ps5 around about the time ps6 is announced i mean i'll probably get a ps5 before then i want more than that i want more than what is available on it right now because i want to play ration clank and and the souls the souls game but um otherwise i'm not sure someone in chat said that's the girl who's writing the new co-tour the one that complained about the air conditioning thing no i thought the air conditioning thing was unlike the bbc this is mesh is retracted now so maybe they they realize the error in their way as they got it wrong theoretically does this burn all my capsules because that's actually really useful because i got shitty capsules 100% ain't that bad i know it's not that bad it's just that some of these are like kind of tough in terms of timing and things like that and to be fair you know he's green he has trouble with these things what what's hey i binged rainbow soaps e-fap songs lately which made me wonder ever thought of releasing all e-fap songs as an album proceeds could go towards the artist or the charity would be great for christmas it's a good idea i'm not against that hello mortal i'm up to food um retribution is definitely my favorite re movie awesome soundtrack see now that's not why i would pick it but fair enough it's more so glad you got something to get out of it yeah it's the incredible storytelling is why i would pick it yeah it's it's the characters exactly yeah they're just so relatable and you just you just understand and feel for them hey muller i've been watching buffy for the month of october two seasons in and i like it but it has some of the worst fight choreography i've ever seen maybe especially the early seasons yeah uh but i i'd have to rewatch it because i can't remember how it would rank compared to a lot of like we've had quite a spell of shitty choreography you know i think it's um we have i guess it's just that when you compare us like dead of all something that's oh yeah you should compare to that didn't like how it doesn't get better uh didn't like how final chapter craps all over retribution's ending oh you'll see us react to that that they're absolutely right on the ending of retribution they're absolutely right i would that's probably my biggest issue with the resident evil franchise what then it should some retribution's ending yep retribution set them up for an incredible movie and they fucked it they just wanted this they just yeah you ever they will see they will all see they'll all see like monster hunter that's gonna be really cool right oh yeah we still need to watch that too we haven't gone around to it we are still much fucking god delivered car move god how many months ago was that now at this point like yeah probably fucking it feels like it's been forever too much stuff was coming out yep uh i'm little behind so not sure if you answered this but frim go fragins thoughts on metro dread so far i'm loving it so far yeah so it's it might be my favorite game of the year um i'm played a lot of games this year but i'm having a blast i think i think it's pretty great i'm playing it right now i'm going for 100 percent what would its composition be just to remind me that's the problem is i'm sitting here it's like what games have come out this year resident evil 8 um i'm not sure what what else has come out this year feels like this year's been a lot more sparse i guess it's also forward looking what else is coming out it's like halo infinite you know maybe uh like how to field i don't know i don't know about that um uh what hold on let me see 2021 video game releases i've looked this up before apparently uh oh that's actually a huge list that's going to be tough to go through do maternal didn't come out this year let's do you mislead me far cry six oh yeah i'm sure i'm sure this is better but yeah i guess i'm looking through this list and there are probably other games that are really cool that are worth playing but i haven't played a whole lot of games this year um the gist of it would be that it's it's a really great fun game i'm really enjoying it alright then yep those are my thoughts please please write more i've been rewatching buffy don't like season four as much anymore i feel like it's it's at its best season five through seven season four season i would agree season four i remember the time season four was like i prefer rangel and then and then that that changed there is there is some really good stuff in buffy season four but yeah it's uh there is but it's definitely weaker than i think i think it was this was before i was on the show side yeah season five finale is when you're on the show side that's that's right it was at that point it's like okay yeah uh the new re movie looks like a good laugh that's what we can hope for i guess yeah um rags is an evil muppet also moeller is literally insane lives in a world of his own design you guys are all toxic also fringy is super cool please be my friend you're the cool one fringal and mel doesn't even get a mention i'm too toxic for that i'm too toxic for that uh what do you who do you think the single most evil character in souls born is i'm going with seeth uh i don't know i don't know the lore so i it's hard to say i have to remember all the characters from the little you get information about some of them did i win no i got eleven that's not bad hasan's chair makes him 200k a month how much is metal paying chile zero because i'm not getting 200k a month from chile i'm pretty sure uh i think people have gotten in trouble for talking about uh like people on twitch have gotten in trouble for um covering that stuff why why like oh so well i guess the logic is that it's it's like confidential company information and so oh that yeah i thought you meant just the idea that hasan doesn't make content oh no no no i don't know that anybody's getting in trouble for that well i was gonna say i actually think that's relatively fair and so for example i think it makes sense if someone spilled out all the details of everyone here and then it was public and then someone just did a stream covering it i'd be like fucking stop and they go well it's already cut like yeah it's like yeah yeah exactly uh i guess it's just but i i i'm not sure if people have gotten in trouble for because i think destiny got banned from twitch because um for for something related to it i'm not sure so more i've got a code for ps5 if you like i i don't have a ps5 so even if you had a code for like demon souls or whatever i wouldn't be able to know you put the code you you redeem the code and you get a ps5 cool are you from what like amazon or something well fucking i think you should yeah oh i mean that it could be true i don't know i don't know it's on steam you just got to show so much i believe in you right it will be yeah that's why i look at how look at how his truck you know that's been rewarded betrayed me you betrayed me oh stop respawning the blocks it'll be okay for me i believe you supposedly destiny docs people oh yeah and i now remember i think it was something to do with someone's email um yeah you gotta be careful with this stuff because if you just start showing all of it you can end up showing stuff that's exactly sensitive as fuck yeah definitely um reddit is the big cringe true yeah also i once again recommend everyone play psychonauts 2 freeze upset by that suggestion nah i'm upset by this these respawning blocks aren't we all yes got the damn missile tank it's mine thank thank fuck i was very upset about myself i would say i because i haven't talked much about dread one thing i would say is that this is probably my favorite interpretation of samus like she character wise well yeah she feels more like a character than ever before um she's really cool like in this game the cool factor is uh is like dialed up to 11 people who super chat are cringe wait a minute that means you're a cringe uh it will if it will make you feel better you can ban me more i will take chats and read its sins upon my shoulder and bear them for all the good of for the good of all okay well um don't worry about it it's fine we we slayed that demon just just fine the the whoever died it was probably metal who died in the cross for the sins at this point wait again yeah that's why i went with you i was like i think he's already up there so it's fine sleeping fringy just like splonds yeah sure but i mean you know samus is she's just really cool that's all she's she's she's she's cool i don't know what she is i like her it's hot here i i do sounds like fringy's got a crush yeah hell yeah i definitely so does this say check e-fap as in like check of slavakian um revenge of the sith equals halloween movie ghosts vampires evil ray oh rise of there's not rise of the skywalker no rise of the skywalker people do that i've seen people people will say rise of the skywalker instead of the rise of skywalker uh nice of ran st rising like undead and everyone is brain dead like zombies well i would i agree with the sentiment that um rise of skywalker or the right tross is a horror movie but just different they do it in different ways um black widow i didn't get where the lady at the end told her sister that hawkeye is responsible as her as her nat's best friend wouldn't he have reached out also that's what i said in the video was that if they've written sister on her grave that means they know she has a sister yeah um because that's something they say they do not know in endgame which means the only thing that could have changed is yelena and that means they have contact with her that means she'd know how nat died and that's something that's not even regarding the fact that nat's death should be public knowledge oh absolutely uh i think hawkeye the avengers would make a statement she made no less of a sacrifice than i am man in a sense yeah so it's uh it would be really unfortunate if the avengers decided nah no one no one cares about that like nobody really cares about that yeah she gets a little dinky grave in the middle of a forest well i'm it's probably got like several statues statues yeah what were they thinking i don't know oh yeah it's this little grave in the middle of nowhere i don't it's gonna be the climax the cliffhanger of one of the episodes the hawkeye show she'll show up and she'll have like a knife to his throat or something and then it'll cut to cracks and we're like oh my god oh my god is she gonna kill hawkeye find out next week make sure you keep your disney plus subscription active right on the season ends with someone else discovering something about somebody and someone talking to somebody and we're like and then and then we'll get our hook for like hey so here's hawkeye he's done cake bishops adventure now bye hawkeye bye hawkeye gob and forgotten not in our hearts gone and forgotten uh molla if you won't start being more of a goblin i'll start giving you more of my worthless money show us the green i'm afraid i'm not goblin i not goblin kind i can't do such things unless the green um well this one says uh i'm an hour late and you only just started talking about the subject in question never change if i never change you're dead never we will we're doing it now for like nearly 160 episodes so i feel like it's probably not going to change what we've just witnessed was the proper form of policing a community chat please reflect on this poor attempt at bad faith soft cancellation take a breath don't have a fit in high rags hello um i feel like the way we handle those things is best you can really do it um i've seen different communities try and deal with like in a community turmoil slash festering bullshit and it's just like i don't know how else you're supposed to do it you can ignore it but like i really hate it when it's like perpetuated it's just something that's true it's just like oh that's annoying and yeah when i became clear there's all you have to do is play the clip so i was like this should encourage people to do that in future we'll see random question but who are some youtubers you've seen slash heard of that you want to have on the show oh yeah went over a little bit of this earlier but my pick was ahoy there's a whole bunch really there are a lot that i would want to have on jauntron would be cool oh yeah you would um who else comes to mind you know what i would like i think it would be cool to have angry joan you know what i i think that'd be cool yeah and when's the redemption that'd be cool that would be that would be very funny dude imagine talking about the newest card and being like what do you think of the balancing not fair just fair just the most fucking campers ruin of my day the game that he is it's just like hey do you want to do one b1o bug in college oh yeah that's real funny fucking banners you're just talking all them other ones um hold on let me just pull up my sub list i think it would be great to have some of the red letter media guys on that'd be that'd be great unfortunately they're in like they seem to me further out of reach than wings of redemption yeah they seem to keep to pretty much just their own stuff uh let me see here uh i like to have the flash get guys on that yeah be cool i wouldn't mind having let me see i want to i want to know what paul herald's opinion of movies i'm curious what he would have to say lindy beige probably talk about a lot of writing stuff but him friendly jordies would be cool but again feels like friendly jordies would be really cool yeah shoe on heads i doubt that would ever happen that would never happen no that would never ever ever happen nope kappa rags we could have rags on that's a guest that kappa at the end it was such a long pause as well i was already moved on with my thoughts that was like you ought to see that'd be really cool yeah yeah yeah movie bob yeah wow just silence after that i don't know i can do the movie book challenge what are you thinking yeah that mole guy fuck that guy won't actually finish these streams at some point lol how do i see everyone's stuff fine we'll just use this thing anyway elvis the alien yeah maybe freelassen we've already organized that rikita lore i'm gonna try and get rikita lore as well yeah that's been suggested before samus wolf of ringio definitely yeah that'd be awesome we could talk about how she defeated all of her adventures and go out for drinks afterwards and just talk more about adventures in space inside every man there are two wolves one is movie bob the other is eric buttz both are gay for rags it's probably true both the wolves and me are gay i guess mario has an unfortunate nose have you seen that thing can you guys see that that silhouette of his nose yeah i mean what are you trying to save more i don't know how to be more clear i said it's an unfortunate nose he's noses oh he gives me a star well that's fine thank you roulette wheel he does not look like me he does not look like me i shouldn't wait that's weird you got a big you got a big honker on your face it's not a snores though that just felt so projectiony i'm just saying he doesn't look like me that's all your face was a food to be a schnauzberry oh my god that's cool it would taste like a schnauzberry you're in so much trouble rags this joke just went under because of your schnauz oh what did you say i said that's weird shouldn't mario get the star and not the other way around oh wow that's not really that's not that racist because they have the jewish star right sure that's the one i totally meant there you go gotcha safe and sound fringy thoughts on eric the legend what is that i don't know what that is what the legend of eric eric the legend eric the legend right so it's not his legend he is the legend obviously these monkeys are not very good parents they have to employ other random people oh golden monkey give me give me give me the golden monkey the golden monkey also y'all have comforted me with your angelic voices during this fever much love and thanks oh thanks don't forget your dreams i hear when you have fever dreams that they're quite vivid hopefully we're in them and they're very nice we're just talking about movies and stuff yeah and there is a simple solution to the witch problem and it involves a lot of fire i'm saying we take them camping hi rags hello take the witches camping look at julia's channel and saw she was cold reading all of the bridgerton books as an act of self loathing the self loathing man i'm switching my F's and T's today why is she hating content made by women it's terrible i don't know what the rules are my name is Sean Adair and i approve all EFAP whoa thanks Sean Adair thank you have you seen the clip of a sump hike saying the Andrew Ryan quote yes the dude from bio shock is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow is inherently socialist dude's a meme he's not he does real life oh man what the hell does he not play the game does he not know what he's a hyper capitalist he's like a big randian he's capitalist to a fault that's the point of the game he's an idealist what okay breathe breathe he's like a real he doesn't need to breathe man don't breathe man he's literally the opposite yeah the point Andrew is making is you shouldn't take his stuff and give it to other people exactly when he says entitled to the sweat of your brow he means it's yours you made it you made something don't let anyone take it away from you it's yours he's full on laissez-faire libertarian typer to that side yeah his fault is he thinks that everyone would treat it treat that have the same attitude as he had one is the what indigo wrote the game of machine gun vending machines a socialist machine gun vending machine machine gun vending machine oh yeah yeah that's great it's got the parallels with the atlas shrug because this he says in one of his audio diaries that he grew like a park or something it was like something he adored and thought was amazing people came to visit but they had to pay and then the government demanded it become public and then he just destroyed all of it it is it's basically atlas shrug the video game yes very social that wasn't obvious I was going to say biojocks are exactly subtle like and you know I really love the game so I'm not throwing shit oh yeah I love biojuck yeah favorite simpson side character you can only choose one my favorite is police chief wiggum I think it's probably gonna be I think it's crusty I think crusty he has a lot of really great stories he does yeah he has a lot of really great stories I always remember liking mo mo's funny yeah mo's one of my favorites too it feels like it's crusty mo abe I don't know does abe counter secondary because if he counts a secondary I think he does yeah I think he's secondary he's not main then he's one of my favorites too I was going to say he might be my pick oh principle skinner principle skinner principle skinner well how could I possibly I couldn't forget about him he's like one of the best yeah he is I really do like bones as well whatever he's all discreet is dude the problem is I'm just going to start listing all of them like a pooch as well he's there too well that's the thing if we can reset just one who is the one though I think it will be crusty for me I think I think it's crusty as long as he counts I'm gonna stick with Abe but it's a difficult selection that's tough man because like my principle skinner he could be my favorite it's not even it's not even Abe's joke but they think they're talking to Homa and they pulled out the paper and it's Abe and Bodleys is screaming and he screams back sorry grandpa for a second there it looked like dad had melted I think the flying hell fish episode is the one that like shoots that really helps shoot Abe up I guess I just think about with like principle skinner the episode we got fired from the school that was a great episode oh just the little dark moments with him you remember the one where they were looking for stars it's like I've hoped to you know have one named after me have you ever found one? once but by the time I got to a phone it'll already be reported by principle KahoTek back at him though that little boy of his like the sky is going dark yeah every time they do it at the end of the story the camera pulls back and he goes well oh yeah that was the Vietnam one it's like oh fuck what was it like um damn I think it was it's the super chat's fault for bringing up Simpsons okay oh that's right yeah there it is I'm a good student principle skinner I'd get a big parade when I got back from Nam instead they spat on me I can still feel it searing anyway oh don't worry they'll forget just like they forgot about me and that tiger cage for 18 agonizing buns I think my favourite bun is how long he spent with Kat Tim and he keeps changing it was 18 months then it was 2 years then it was 3 years not to mention nowadays Vietnam was like how old is he Vietnam was a while ago he needed to be Operation Desert Storm or something at this point even then just um the one where he got an eraser that was like what the school got gifted one eraser I'm used to my government portraying me like this I was in Nam I searched for 3 and then it just cuts off yeah isn't Brockwood's like a summary of events and stuff yeah that's right and then there was um I think there was the one where it was like they made a Disneyland thing and then the lawyers were saying that it was like copyright infringement and then um and then like skinners just like oh you made an X green beret mad and so then he just beat the shit out of them he grabs it yeah he should be in jail well I probably didn't like as long as you just ignore that that's what happened I think I saw somebody say Groundskeeper Willy I think he would be in the tertiary camp like secondary other people I would say who have had multiple focal episodes Willy's had a couple yeah Willy gets like some stuff here and there I think he's tertiary like if we're talking secondary we're talking Flanders, Skinner, Krusty, Moe Apu, Abe I think you could say Selma Selma is a secondary character like I think she is because a lot of these characters we're mentioning they represent the antagonistic force for the episode like Burns, Will, Skinner, Will even Moe sometimes or Selma yeah definitely Paddy and Selma yeah there's a thrust from a lot of these secondary characters bringing in informational restricting Sartre Bob is not Sartre Bob is in the weird middle ground between secondary and tertiary because he always shows up every season but otherwise you don't see him would that not count as tertiary for sure then I guess the thing is is that he like every time he shows up he's really important in that episode where it's like Willy he just pops up and says a line every now and then and occasionally you know gets more involved like I really like the lawyer guy that's Lionel Hutt a Tony at Law Selma made a joke about that with you know the what he puts the punctuation into his card to correct the reception about what he does oh yeah with what happens in Bond they were like it's Lionel Hutt's making a mistake again no, time to die yeah needs a comma oh my god Moe let's stop talking about a woman's appearance you sexism now I'm never gonna let it go for the next 80 years I mean yeah that's usually how it ends up going the problem for Julia is that she doesn't have as rabbit a fan base as Jenny so I think it's gonna be forgotten sorry Ms. Cudney but one day maybe if you can just do enough videos with giant plushies is that the key to being as popular as Jenny I don't know we'll have to figure out someday the science hi Fringy you're right don't come to EFAP next week oh no I'm gonna send you to the chair wait it is next week technically oh so far this is just toxic femininity personified oh yeah a little bit gosh that comment section holy schnizzles I'm making a potion now to help get through her review you can do this at home too it's two parts vodka one part coke drink as many as needed you could call that a potion I guess magical hi Mola rags and Fringy hello hello hope you're doing well thank you I'm currently suffering from a stomach ulcer so your funny content is much appreciated oh that's not good I'm really sick I hope you're uh I hope I do like I hope you get better I've never had a stomach ulcer what's the solution for them are they usually like usually treatable cut it out everything I have no I got no clue I don't know cream cream of butter yes you just rub cream on it oh six times six damn nice that's a lot of coins um how would you compare the parental relationships in black widow to hohenheim's relationship with his sons in uh brotherhood later feels way more meaningful to me why would you even that's like what the same sentence you freak that's one of those ones where it's like the parental relationship in black widow like what are you even referencing yeah what are we talking about that one time when she was shot with a bullet she was like don't let them take your heart like okay god pain makes you stronger why didn't they get any russians like actual russians just fuck russians i like russian well except the only russian didn't get to say anything oh you mean ray winston yeah yeah that's right wait a minute uh lindsay ellis is like what was that sorry i was just gonna say like you're right it's such a missed opportunity that they didn't have to play just garbage and yeah he could have been a great english villain uh he's gonna play him bad guys but no mind um lindsay ellis is like if janine garofalo had no standards as to who she would screw with to advance her career such bitterness so many abortions or they know it's only the one i don't know i wouldn't pretend to know anything about lindsay's uh history i just find who a channel to be of interest uh what would your top 5 mcu movies be well i'm pretty sure it's pretty much the same for the lot of us most the same five are probably floating around which would be civil wars sitting up there saying hi to everybody yeah civil war iron man um guardians one maybe avengers um yeah first avengers and kind of thing if we missed it's guardians two gonna be up there yeah as far as i know yeah i think so i would say so yeah there you go it's something like it's a jumble of that oh my god y'all reviewing cinema roberto's wife also high rags ringing thoughts on what thoughts on obesity and prevalence of corn syrup in western food what the fuck i am anti obesity yeah obesity bad let's kill it don't be obesity that's fat phobic or something you're not allowed to be healthy these days oh man i am pro healthy i'm gonna take that cringe yes um but food is cool all right i'll give him that food is pretty cool unless you cook it unless you cook it yeah even if you cook it it can still be cool oh fuck you just let me have that joke piece of shit rags has been training you this whole time you're supposed to make ones that are bulletproof not ones that are like wibbly wobbly you're wibbly wobbly like wow take call me wibbly wobbly god damn it donblass whoop whoop oh whoop donblass donblass nerds are great love the formal look and glasses all right yeah that's what it says i love when i go the wrong way and i can't get play some what are your thoughts on nerds ringy uh yeah they're all right they're all right i'm indifferent he'll be centrist to be fair she talks like she's always a little drunk can't expect her to remember things like who Ross is or where she is hi rags hello well she barely talked about the movies so you know commonality i feel like we should like that that's just the fucking the biggest time i remember that happening with was captain marvel the amount of reviews i watched of captain marvel that didn't fucking talk about captain marvel nobody wanted to talk about the movie everybody yeah we're talking about brilas and interviews it's like you know here's a real easy way to like not talk about the matter as you've said that you don't want to just don't just don't yeah you just don't have to just talk about the movie like whether or not you'd like to go didn't like it and why yeah because you have 100 percent control over what you talk about because it's you doing it it's insane how that works i think my video had like two references to interviews with here and that accounts for like 0.01 percent of the video so you will be starved down right if they were looking for that in my video that's okay that's okay um pyrocynical is trying to release an eight hour review but it stopped by copyrightism also play fire emblem three houses Edelgard is super interesting i played a bit of that game um i mean yeah that sucks for pyrocynical i can only give basic advice but unfortunately like some people think like oh well you're excellent at um you know avoiding copyright right and it's like i mean it's not really like um my rules suck like if someone was like what should i do and i go avoid making a clip any longer than six seconds do you know restricting that is it's just a matter of really finding every you have to really be creative at finding ways to have your video work while also having that restriction and you get lucky sometimes where you leave it go for like full 30 seconds and then you don't get clipped for it um i don't know i uh the rules are really hard to follow you have to keep track of exactly who produced or published the um the film because they have different rules per companies and stuff and sometimes they can fuck you over they can be like this year we're cranking down like oh no fucking universal the worst cracking down uh yeah i guess so can you say cranking down well normally people say cranking it up or cracking down but i can say crank down right maybe try to bind them in your head well i guess they crank because you crank things down you can crank stuff up yeah it's like it's logically coherent but it's you know it's it's unusual to hear people say it let's make it usual everyone let's normalize cranking let's normalize cranking enough of the cranking hate alright we're pro crank we're a bunch of crank heads kids i'm so cranked up right now cranking down is absolute insanity i i i i mean english language man we're deconstructing it every day uh bs good luck to pyrocynical that's someone we could have on on efap if you'd be interested he does long man's now oh my goodness gracious all long people are welcome on efap it's a home for them we have the fires burning i have voted since i didn't check and vaguely remembered i'm assuming that's a reference to the reddit thread i don't know vaguely remembered would be a good name for a podcast that's your excuse every time someone says you didn't get anything right you're like yeah i know i vaguely remembered it dun dun dun dun dun dun dun no memory no reason for it re-bortion what re-bortion i don't know what re-bortion is but it sounds terrifying um sorry for being an enjoyer of jokes that are fake prize mostly was a pity upvote well enjoy your jokes a pity upvote you pity upvote uh well what about a pity downvote what does that mean hmm i guess because everyone everyone will treat the upvote downvote system and read it differently right they'll be like i upvote even if it makes me smile and it could be like someone getting trampled by a horse and you're like okay feels weird man but um i mean you can you know you can check it out a little further just be like what do we have what do we have voting here because it just gets sentiments running and then you get crazy comments as a result uh bring it can you please can you sing see my vest by mr burns oh my um the only the problem is i only remember see my vest see my vest made from real gorilla chest and then i forget i'm sure that's good enough do they have you do everything you're probably finding the voice better um i could but i'm i'm not i could but i'm not my mr burns ain't ain't that great me this have you seen ted cruise trying to do simpson's impressions why the f*** did he even do that no i think i think it's on like on a morning show uh like yeah he was trying holy s*** have you guys never seen it no no that it's bad really bad they all sound they all sound very similar um and like part of the problem is that like you know oh f*** let me see i need to find it hold on all right metro you gotta wait let's uh ted cruise um simpson's oh boy oh there it is oh my god take a look at that later yeah here's a link if you want to take a look yeah i mean yeah i'll definitely look at that in a bit and buy a bit i mean probably a while from now but still a bit um okay it just read ahead on this one yo you guys need to eat fat movies free guy because drinker said it was a good movie and y'all need to sit him down and explain why it's such a horrendous and cringe filled slog of suffering oh no i heard it was bad from people i've heard it's fun i f*** who knows we can check that out at some point sure yeah maybe um to be fair wolf was always too harsh for my taste he's fine and makes fine points i just despise his presentation personal taste thing high racks hello um yeah i mean yeah the issue is presentation then i mean it might be a taste thing even my videos are considered too harsh by a lot of people it's like why you i get comments like almost every day like why do you swear so much like it's fun it's fun god damn it it is fun you f***er you f***ing a**hole i do want to cut down on the swearing though wow f*** you rags yeah so angry you're not sent to me uh dothmore voice what nah that's alright i'm just winching myself dothmore voice your eyeliner is flawed it obscures your vision i yes something we notice while watching yes um high again rags hello thoughts on emus hogging all the living space um i mean the emus have like their territory and like for the most part you don't it's it for now it's it's it's alright um i don't dislike rich people because they're rich but because most rich people get that way via an ethical exploitation of others for instance oh dude do most of them uh elon musk's company directly funding child cobalt minors jeff bezos amazon warehouse workers mark zogberg making a business that thrives on circulating inflammatory information and false information and secluding people to filter bubbles but they aren't i'll let you know it's not that they aren't humans and can feel pain it's that my empathy for them is drastically lower than the average person extreme example you don't feel bad if it less suffers again extreme example but it proves my point i don't get that reference as an example will smith what's white are we talking about like are we talking about rich people well so that's the problem here i guess i don't even know the so i don't agree with the premise that most rich people do it well it depends what we mean by are we talking about like hyper hyper rich people or just like regular rich people you know like milo rich people mark zogberg and jeff bezos compared to the average movie star well the average millionaire or the average hundred thousand air you know yeah and i don't know like just people i'm actually you know like if you present to me hitler as a person and then you drop him in like i don't know some kind of acid that burns you really slowly but still burns you and he's just screaming in agony i don't know that i would be like yay all right all right i think that's part of my brain that's just like this ain't right yeah i feel like jesus christ this is fucked um and so obviously the reason i go for that extreme example is because that's what they were using to try and explain and so i would counter explain um if elon must put sort of tweets in his wife cheated on him i'd be like man that sucks and if someone was like yeah but rich people are often unethical i'd be like that's strange but okay i don't want to be like changing my capacity for empathy based on like how much money somebody has it's worse than that saying their money is a likely indicator that they're they've unethically applied which is like fuck that which you don't know that so well yeah um i guess they're saying for those i'm assuming they would go by it for specific instances as well hopefully and that they know the person's done something horrible and thus they don't feel much when that person suffers i assume that's the point they want to make i guess um but complicated nonetheless i miss wolf's interaction with chat sad face high rag is hello well hopefully uh you know it's good enough that we interact with old chatter runes then just complete yes all right uh was discussing fetal alcohol syndrome with friends this femme fatale as in fat ale or wow ladi parasite if you prefer i mean this is their okay uh seems to be a better example than any we used i don't what is fetal alcohol syndrome again it's when uh your mother is drinking when she is pregnant with you and it does things sorted things i assume yeah i get it gives you some uh because it doesn't like it's you know i yeah that didn't surprise me that's what it does um fun fact being angry and unpopular doesn't make you wrong hitler shouts two plus two equals four neither being hitler nor being mad makes the statement wrong i mean yeah like sure um children of rich people tend to be innocent of actions that sap my empathy for their parents so until they partake in such actions i have full empathy for them what is the again with the assumption that if you're just wealthy you're just a bad person fuck off with that well someone in chat just said there's no such thing as like a billionaire that's ethical i definitely not gonna say that well so i i always feel like the easy example is like warren buffett somebody could be like well how did he attain his wealth and then the immediate thing is yeah but he says he's gonna give 95% of it to like charity when he dies it's gonna do a fuck ton of good does that balance the score or is that irrelevant that's rather complex and that's assuming that he's done anything particularly bad which from my understanding he hasn't really he's just an investor isn't it yeah it wasn't investing in trading that sort of thing yeah yeah he burks her out the way is like they yeah investment company they they have holdings in a bunch of different companies because he's just really good at investing but i guess that's the thing is like even if we assume that he got that money on ethically which i think would be that would be quite an assumption um like if you then give it all of it away when you die like what's that worth is that worth nothing or i don't know they didn't say thank you for an entertaining prodigiously long podcast of imperfect humans proving the value of honest feedback in an effort to improve a craft there you go yeah no problem wait if it's by the books action in the third act for her then shouldn't she like it that's her metric isn't it she paid attention enough to capture these six shots after all all um it's hard to say i'm not exactly sure of because i think she just she was talking about the first two acts in terms of what held her attention i guess also this game just gave me a warning about how it might crash soon that's not good i think it saves every round though so we can just boot it back up chat don't worry um well instead of misreading super chats after eight hours you can just take Hasan's advice have some nuggies and steal some content hi rags i mean yeah hello way easier in fact what we could do is feed all the remaining super chats into a bar have them play while we go eat food that would already had food can have more we come in right at the end go true true molly i think the person who sent that super chat said i said billion as riches of a spectrum um sure i guess but even then like you can't necessarily wouldn't it be better to just go on a case by case basis yeah why do you need to make this blank an assumption it was interesting right because even the super chat earlier than mentioned just like imagine a horribly unethical billionaire he dies and all his money goes to is like five year old that five year old is now a billionaire oh it wasn't okay um it wasn't yours but then what did you say about okay i'm not sure maybe that was a commenter from earlier um so yeah just the automatic unethical thing is weird people just want to hate rich people sometimes i feel they're just looking for excuses to do it sometimes i get that vibe well i mean there are there are rich people who are fucking arseholes yeah absolutely like he was like oh you're rich well you just i fuck you so many chat just said i have money when i die i'm being buried with all my money in a tomb full of death traps to kill two robbers very well i like it they gave specific examples of why they were unethical no they know that wasn't the chat specifically that like the assumption is basically that if you're a billionaire you made that money unethically unless you can demonstrate otherwise that was the comment yeah yeah guilty until proven innocent i was gonna say that sucks why are we doing it that way flip it fuck that oh god a chain chomp uh molly take a look at the drop 2014 with tom hardy anyone recognize that no no taking a fucking star off me fuck you yeah asshole why would you has four why'd you go after me i'm a ghost god damn it why are you being a prick um but yeah no i have not seen it but perhaps i may take a look at it do you not feel anything knowing that i stole your the eyes from a raccoon oh that's i hope you didn't do that i don't even know what's wrong when you stole eyes from a raccoon why'd you do that it's very odd leave the raccoons alone he's trying to get some food for the winner exactly it was magical watching the Luftwaffe flying high above england like the mighty valkyrie note this works for any war crime holotisms naked nanking high rags oh hi um yes they did like the amazon warehouses zuck's facebook stuff they gave specific examples for that the broad statement was that like rich people billionaires it is likely that they got their money duplicitously it's holy shit well i don't know what's difficult to understand about this yeah i'm i don't know why this has been like yeah so yeah but like why are you there saying like oh no they did give examples it's like they gave examples but the premise was if you were a billionaire it is more likely than not that you were unethical that was what they said but by the way like whether or not you agree or disagree with that that's what we said yeah what i read i saw someone in chat say that um billionaires always like get it unethically give me an example to prove me wrong but like of the opposite and the conclusion there is like damn you should probably have that system backward um as for what the super chatter said in full is just um but i think they said often rather than always right but what i would say the often means more than uh 50 percent well and and let's just what does often mean i would just rather go with the um frequently many times in many circumstances we just wait for uh the examples of the do i judge a billionaire until i find out what they've done wrong rather than they're a billionaire therefore bad just simple yeah because all you know is they have a lot of money you don't know anything about how they got it like i don't even necessarily agree with the idea that if you were a billionaire you probably did stuff that was unethical like that that just that the process that it that uh is in place to make that much money there it's you know like the sheer amount of money that you're making that there's probably gonna be like something yeah happening there that could be unethical i guess the problem is how does it balance out like if you if you make a bunch of money but then you give a bunch of money to charity how much does that account for the ways that you've got that