It's aint my life What else? It's aint my life It's aint my life It's aint my life One more time It's aint my life One more time It's aint my life One more time It's aint my life Man I feel so good To the sky, to the sky My nigga DC Black just ate a shrimp and fried To the sky, to the sky I'll say what? I'll say what? I'll hide it real. Hold on, man. Y'all stench. And y'all don't never give me none. And every time I come, ain't nothing left but some crumbs. Hey, I'm trying to increase my funds and make the future brighter for my bitches and my son. Hey!  Who wouldn't make the future brighter for my bitches and your son? Hey!  I'll say what? I'll say what?  Hey! I took the sky. I took the sky, ate the shrimp and fried. I did so. Yeah. I took the sky. I took the sky, ate the shrimp and fried. I did so.  Put your hands up, nigga.  I did so. My niggas all the way in the Bronx. You know what I'm saying, kid? Hands up. I did so. Damn. That's what food do. That's what you got. That's what makes it feel good right now. Feel that out there. I'll carry it right now. No, that was a buy. That was a buy. We're in the game. Going ahead and say it right quick. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. Yeah! What's this, the Thanksgiving Edition Special? Yeah. I'll thank you. Thanksgiving. Okay, back. That's like a motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, thanksgiving. You know what I mean? The first thanksgiving that you're not supposed to be with your family. Ooh. You know what I got an alert on my phone.   Yeah, okay? The anti-botties Which I don't think give me y'all y'all stay giving thanks I'm gonna play Red Dead Redemption from the beginning I Already be you play games, but I'm a beat the from the beginning. Yeah. Yeah on the low Xbox and PlayStation Like shooters You play games. Yeah, I play sport. It's a different I can't do the first person. I got a theory on the first person If you ain't had double-oh-seven on this You ain't had a game that you can't play first person I love with it.  That's why I ain't getting the PSI thing.  Yeah, Mr. X in them Yeah, that was my first one game I beat what it was a game on not on Super Nintendo What's the one that it's what we had to do the cops like it Not a regular not not it the suit is the Super Nintendo. Oh, you talking about super great I put it in and they only had to receive the remit reset button. Yeah, I'm saying open button Yeah, that's what I started on the zombie game.   What no save nigga.   All right guys.  Oh, yeah That was the first Scorpio get over here.   Yeah, right And we knew that as kids to give us something just about the way they say He like hold up.     That's it. That's it. Thank you You don't went through all these and thank you everyone. He still ain't got her yet They ain't had the Mario where they get married at the end none of it was never even implied that she wanted to be safe She wasn't in no danger This nigga Koopa king Koopa picked her up in his power ship They flied through the sky with some niggas who wouldn't do it. Nothing to protect her, right? You had to go through seven worlds To get to her man.    She kept leaving. She kept running.    I didn't see niggas on pcp from mario three. What about the gold started That's what I'm saying. That's the pcp.  They need to get invisible. They need to get their star. You can hit a little crackhead music. That's what I'm saying nephew You can't touch this. Right nigga run through everything, bro.    Yeah, but think about it He's never born in them tunnels. That was just his imagination. Exactly.  But the music changed.   We was way worse.  Just walk on stage.   I played on the game so much I knew exactly where I was Man y'all one other pill the last time we had goddamn home grills from other park as Damn legs and drill. You know, they find that I don't even want to get the women when I'm gone.  I don't even want them when we're out here.  Let me get some of that. You think I would do you like that? Let me get some of that. You know what that nigga is? King Cooper. Yeah. Scoop him up and run. Don't let a nigga know he got him and just keep showing him.  Hey, y'all want to come do the money? He has a whole bunch of A.B.C. double G's in there with you.  I'll pull some of that.  Hey, the way I saw you smiling on that podcast. On that episode, you were like, I got these niggas. And it seemed like it was more space in here that day. It seemed like they opened up a room. They backed everything up so they could just put their legs all the way out.  I'm saying he had a great time. And I just sat right there and watched the whole episode. He was just like ladies. Y'all trying to make me feel real. Y'all like to smile, don't it? I told him to come back, man. Y'all come back. They here? Yeah. How they here? Yeah. What are they? Move your coat, DC. Hey. Baby, I'm a milk boy. She got gas. You want to jazz. You been over there eating that pizza.  Don't worry about it.  Uh-oh. Catch it. Are you nasty? Show them this. I heard what y'all was saying on that episode. What was I saying? She ain't been to play with y'all for to get straight to it. You ain't a changed woman. No, you're not. No, you're not. We got birthday balloons and stuff. Oh, it's our anniversary, man. It's our anniversary. That's exactly it, bro. We dropped out first episode Christmas 2015. Wow. Yeah. So somebody sent us this, I think, early. So we're just going to use it.  Yeah, always. We're going to keep it right there. All the way back.  Hey, shout out to the plant man. We're getting linked up with this local black man. I was wondering where these plants came from. We're going to continue to water these, bro. I see now. The red ones are done.   Do you know the names of any of these motherfuckers? Hold on. I know one of these come from a funeral, dude. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Not a point, man. You know niggas always grabbing some plants. Yeah, let me go to the grave. You ain't got water. Shit. Put that plant down. Time out, nigga. You know motherfuckers that take plants from funerals? Yes. Can they be like, yeah, we'll plant them. And then they be like, grimo told me to get this. Okay. Back in the church to take the plant.  What y'all been up to? You and I were working. Drinking. Gettin' for the food. Rude. Mm-hmm. Look at me like that, man.  Now it's on the TV. That was nothing, man. Okay, no kiss on the phone. I don't know. Look at you. This girl crazy. I listen to them.  Yeah, exactly. I'm just lucky. You know, man, we watch y'all on the podcast that y'all did with Loso. 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I don't like who they got that whole at cross at the top Man Not no P.   What's that dress? Oh, I love I want to dress me. I know where they breathe. I ain't like it But you can't be making a stall top though What do you mean? So stop dressing the way they come in a box.  I want the green bean casserole. If I walk out with a pan, you know, what's in that? You take that back, you know, bro You got a second on top of your green bean All right, you talk about I have a whole plate make me You don't know that man. Feel real play make me man. I got it. I feel real play make me.  That's me five-star restaurant chicken tenders and fries See, I got to have I got to have the chicken breast the rice I can be picky. I can be bougie. Give me white grape Oh, okay. Give me white grape. Sometimes brown grape be too south and you can't see the south This shit made me remember when we went to that rap party That birthday season a while ago Made me and this nigga we was just in there.  I saw them pretty.   It was just so beautiful.  I mean And that's exactly what it looked like tartar. I wasn't touching that. What is tartar? Tartar is like a little I thought it was like uncooked me. It wasn't cooked.   I got a menu. I mean I can cook but I don't feel like it's a necessity and I think I gotta work for me to cook I'm not cooking off the rip. What do you gotta do to get some cooking going man?  I'm not cooking for you off the rip We about to be going out to eat and she Money Money for me to cook that that was okay. That's the best thing I can make is a reservation. I have a very refined The best thing I can make is a reservation. I already got it. You want to eat? I called them already. They got it. You know what I'm saying? Not on my cooking, but we gotta be like, you know locked in for me to start cooking I'm saying though if a nigga come over your house, it's only so much a nigga gonna be doing watching Netflix, smoking, cooking Already What in the fuck, Laurel, is that? Well, that's true.  I mean, no. Man, no.   Oh, so I can leave.  Let me see what's going on. I need to see how he's living.  Well, what if a nigga don't want you to know where he live at, where the hotel's sufficient? No. What? Especially if we live in the same city? Right, if we live in the same city, you're trying to give me to come to a hotel? Why? Because I don't know you.   You might be about to go. Nah.  Passing me. Yeah, in my house. Yo, dude.  I don't know you. The fuck?     You getting mad at me now.  No, we don't go to this hotel If I can't come to your house, she can't come to my house.  Oh, I read it out of Airbnb. Oh, damn. How you out front? You got a lot of smiles. I'm like, yeah, I'm a relative.  No, I'm like, yeah, I sold them this house. No, I can kick you. I got the gear. I got the couch, man. What you tripping on? That's not going to work. You really got to be careful about that, man. You build something. You don't go around and invite the wrong motherfuckers. Yeah, you can tell somebody to come to your house. So think about it. Sometimes niggas just be meeting chicks off the internet. Yeah.  You ain't never even seen her legs, bruh. What? That's a good-ass point. That's a good-ass point, man. What? That's a hell of a point. Think about it, man. You ain't never seen her legs. In real life, you got to see her legs, man. Your legs tell a story as a woman. I need to see what scars you got if you ever fail down a script.    That shit, man. That inverted foot, I see. Well, that motherfuckers didn't, she be standing there like that.  How's she standin'?  How's she standin'? I can't trust you.  We can leave when they be ready to go. I don't know where would you be.  We're fucked. Give me a hamster. Man, just leave me at the hamster. Leave me at the hamster. It can make you nervous.  It's like, it's just scopein' my spot out. And this is the thing. You got these locations you can put on your phone. Turn your location on next to it. You know, the Jack boys is there.  Like what?  She got the nerve to show up at my house. It was raining outside.  Her socks was wet.   Them socks was already dirty. Then she gone try to hide her feet and be like, can you give me some socks? No, because I see how you treat your socks. And I got nice socks.  But her socks was dirty either way. Whether it was raining or not. So now she got mail due. No, that is me. Yeah, I feel like you gotta be selective.    I remember one time I remember one time I hung up with this nigga and he had like, he was like, oh, you gotta put your phone up. You gotta let me hold your phone. I was like, okay, I'm about to go.  He was like, he needs to hold my phone.  I'm not about to take my pictures of you. Ain't nobody taking pictures of you. Draw the location. It's either you come in the house, go straight to the living room, or the big room.  Why are you walking around? I'm D. I don't need to drop the location. I'm already in there. I'm gonna rob you. I don't need to call nobody. I ain't about to call nobody. How much do you need? We will be looking at each other's eyes. You are currently getting robbed. I didn't mean to say for them to do this. I agree. Because nine times out of ten, whatever we did prior to getting to the house, I already have been robbed. Congratulations to God that man's money.     That's your team.  You gotta pass the crib to it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Nobody here, come on. So what is that, what is that you trust in a man for y'all? Like what do you gotta see of the nigga for you? You know what, okay, he come to my house. Oh.  That's a deep question. But you already had the answer to a nigga can't come. Alright, let me ask you this too. You've been over a nigga house first.  No, no.   You know what I mean?     If I like listen to me, it's the same. Whoa, time out, what do you mean listen? I'm the same. If we're walking off the same apartment complex, they don't know upgrade. Now say for this, there's a one-bedroom condo. And when you come over, you're gonna come to the one-bedroom condo. You gonna judge him out of that one-bedroom condo and he got like six houses. Niggas be lying though. He could be lying about them six houses. I need to be one. You said the condo in one-bedroom condo. No. Did you hear that shit? Did you hear that shit? Did you hear that shit? Did you hear that shit? The six-bedroom condo section 8, and you just think I'm the same. I'm a section 8? No.  Y'all don't know the right type of niggas. I know a nigga right now with a three-bedroom nigga paying like $15 a month. That's not good.  I'll pay $15. He ain't gonna tell you that. But he livin' nicer than you. But he livin' nicer than you. You crazy. I'm gonna wear your clothes, y'all. I will not, not because of that. But honestly, that's like... Now you know what you got to say when you get to the door. I smell the baby's on his doorstep. I smell the baby's on his doorstep. I smell the baby's on his doorstep. It's a nigga in your apartment company. I walk and play.  I just got off the plane. Niggas are one of my spies.  No, it's not like that. It's not like that. But honestly out of situation, I was living in an apartment complex and I started fuckin' with this nigga that lived in my apartment and didn't work out. So of course, you know, I'm movin' on to the next, you know what I'm sayin'?  Say that nigga.  Don't do it, bro. Say it yourself. That is a lame-ass nigga, bro. That toilet dirty him. The ball is spot on. I don't care. But you can't take that out on the niggas who stay in your apartment company. For example, the next thing they poppin', you're like, look, that's not me. He and lame-ass nigga, they gon' tell. How big is your apartment complex when you just keep runnin' into the same nigga? You stay with...  I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I ain't tellin' ya, bro. I definitely don't feel like you need to be fuckin' somebody in your apartment building. I had a bad experience, too. You did? Yes. That's my... He fuckin' just stood in the fuckin' room out. Oh, that niggas never move! Stay in here! I ain't even try to focus with this nigga, man. Oh, my God. That's the thing, only a woman can have standards like that.  Like, if niggas had those same level of standards, it'd be tough for y'all out here. It'd be tough for y'all, too. Not if I'm the nigga that's livin' well. You know what I'm sayin'? Like, the nigga that's livin' well, but the nigga that's livin' well has a certain standard and he was there and posed that standard. He looked there like a, oh, you a bitch-ass nigga. How dare you talk to a woman in here? I'm about to start bein' this pretty like this. Because I seen it in his face. What?  I better go home.   I'm just gonna fold up. No, I think that's a great value brand for you. Hold on, what am I wrong with that? Oh, nah, he mad.  I was askin' what it was. One plaid tissue. That's some... She don't love herself enough to get at least that. Oh, I agree. That gentleman tissue. Yeah, that gentleman, the guy that wanted to come in the road is big.   There's cheese on the paper. You probably be gettin' paper cut.  You can't judge him because you think he a regular nigga. I'm not judgein' him. I just said I was to go talk to him. You judge him. Oh for what? I'm not judgein' him, we just... We don't do y'all like that. What I'm saying is, if the nigga... That's a hit. If you read the nigga, let's just say he drive a nice car, it's personality, right? Y'all, whatever, whatever. He stay with his mama. He stay with his mama. That nigga stay with his mama, man. I've got a nice car if he stay with his mama.  He stay with his mama.  You roll the bin and roll to his mama house.   Yeah, it doesn't sound like you're financially stable. And it don't sound like you're smart to be driving a luxury car. That's what you try to do with a woman.  Yeah! Oh my God!   Nah, but think about it.   Man, go on that my favorite day.  Why you got a 32-inch TV in your house? But you know what it is? She just ran into a nigga who would get up bigger TV.  I don't go ahead and get to that 52. Nah, we don't get to 52 got an upgrade. We're gonna get you 42. You got to taste that. You ain't never been to the phone before. I ain't kidding.   I mean y'all don't do that anyway if y'all brokerage. No, it's not. Niggas, yes they are. Niggas don't do that anyway.   Get a credit. They right?   Niggas leave. You talking right now. You talking. Hold on. Hold on. We're gonna keep giving these bitches wood. I don't want to smoke with her. I'm talking up the wrong tree. I'm talking up the wrong tree. But I just always like to get that perspective though.      It doesn't make it no better. It doesn't make it no better. Ever since I became the pastor, we got to keep it equal. Wrong is wrong. See, it ain't no men do and women do.  Now, wrong is wrong. Now, two wrongs don't make a right. Now, wrongs don't make a sad baby. That's your one. That's a fake.  When I was younger.  Pussy is an enterprise.   We see you growing. We see you growing. We see you growing.        What I'm talking about?  I got to help you get to a better position in life because I want to bust a nut.  That's all I'm saying. You keep talking to me. The pussy management is cool, but what about the mental management?  I can't figure it.  I can't figure out what my feelings are. I just don't know what's going on there. I just, oh my god, I'm in my boutique, ain't taking off like I thought I was on. And then nobody's subscribing to my only friends there.   That is just crazy. I mean, that could be a personal issue. I feel what she's saying too, but I feel what you're saying. I mean, I do. You are absolutely right.   That's true. But, but check this out, no. But check this out here, even though a nigga might be financially stable, sometimes he might be able to help you spiritually or emotionally. You feel what I'm saying? Well, I go to church. I'm fine. You see what I'm saying? Hey. And I got my mom almost emotional. Oh, but see, that's the thing though. So I can call her and talk to her about my feelings. So, so, so what about there? I ain't know.   But he got motion. He got motion. You got a bigger bag than he do.  That's what a lot of ladies say they want in a man's potential. I am 29. Hell no. So what I'm saying though, same for you, baby.  All right, let me say this. Look at this character and say this. You niggas, you better stop trying to find women that's going to believe in your dreams. You heard that. Yeah, and they 21. But same for this. Same for you making 4 million a year. But he making maybe 800,000 a year. Hey, good one.  Good one. He ain't gonna be broke. Hey, nigga.  He ain't doing $250,000.  I mean, that's a little different. If you figured out how to make that much money, then obviously, hopefully, you're trying to figure out how to make more. How much money you want your lady to be making a year? A year? Yeah. I mean, I would love for a woman to be making way more money than you. Realistically, how much are they really making? What they got to be at to be in the ballpark. The same way they got standards, what would you prefer? It depends, Lois, because each situation is different. I can manage what I can manage. I'm only going to put myself in a situation where I can manage what I want. But you're not about to let no 36,000 a year lady talk to you. No, ain't nobody going to talk to me crazy, because I'm respectful. But at the same time. You know me, bro. I'm like, Mr. Screws at my house. Excuse me.  I paid for all of these.  With the swig of earring, bro. You just kept on going. You wasn't in the field fighting, doing sweat and tears. She go, what's up with your earring? Don't say no games. You just elevated in life, bro. That's niggas' prime time. See, you got to know how.  You know what I'm saying? You probably need a month for a band. Majority of nine times out of ten of a woman. I'm not saying I make more money. I would want my girl to make more money. But I'm there to motivate you to help you get a bag and continue to get a bag. But I'm not going to stop and say, ah, you're not on my financial level. I'm not going to watch you struggle either. I'm not going to watch you. I'm not going to watch you struggle. But I'm also not going to allow you to depend on me to save you from your struggle. Absolutely. But that's what I was about to say. I feel like, first of all, only certain women can have those type of standards.   My nigga got to have that. What do you have, though?  But that's what I'm saying. This is the powerfulest day in the world.   Look at Marvin Gaye looking at them bitches.  He like, amen.   Right, right. You did what I'm saying. Well, this is a very interesting dynamic.  I can't say a number, bro, because I got women who don't, who are teachers, right? Who don't make a bunch of money, but they mentally strong and they got a lot going on. So I don't care that she only makes what she makes. She's doing a good service to the community.  Any woman that I deal with, my goal is to only be in the hands of not a hindrance.    Like, if I come in, I don't care what you got going on, whatever you do, as long as it don't bring me no issues, do your thing. But I'm gonna be a motherfucker that you could depend on to do what I'm willing to do.   I can't save you from what God got for you. It's for you to figure out. It's not for you to save! It's not for me to come in and save. It's not for you to save.  Yeah, it ain't good. Nick can get saved if you see it.  Well, I personally believe it can't be that good if you really strangle it that bad. It ain't no... They just don't know how to pronounce it.  You know what I'm saying?  Right.  You know the one that be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, they want to know something. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and wear the coin. I think it has to be a combination of everything, though. Oh, definitely.   Oh, it's a combination of things.   Damn! That's true. So a nigga did what he had to do to push it and still do it.  You don't know what you're gonna get. Yeah, you will win a free ticket before you win the actual booth. The Grand Prize. Let's keep winning tickets to keep winning. It's hard to win that Grand Prize. It's a big man's game. Yup, it's hard to win that Grand Prize. Yup.  They like, nah, that's all you get.  That's selfish as a mother. So, okay, okay, so Kenan, so, but y'all don't understand it. But y'all don't understand it. But I didn't ask him. But say this. But you allowed it. Why would not? I mean, why would I turn it down?   So if I just ignore the fact that this nigga's trying to gain the customer, I'm just gonna keep ignoring it. Oh, you back again?  To me it sound like that nigga done, though. Why would he come and cut your grass and not give him pay? And that's the thing.   Like, yeah, man, you doing a good job. Man, what's that move you did right there? Is that an interview? You intertwined that? Yeah, that was good. How you did that? They come back to mom and show me something else. And then he needs to be like, okay, where my money at?  Yeah. I ain't got it on me. So, so.  That's fine. That's fine. I ain't gonna care. That's fine. I ain't got it on me. I'm also pussy. Ow! I left that at the house.  I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing. I'm a petty nigga. Know what I'm saying?  Damn, I'm sorry. You left it, man. You know what? I done left my wallet too.  So we gonna have to figure out how we gonna work this one out. Cause, uh. You can walk it with a mannequin, man. This one. If you left your wallet, we probably wouldn't even leave. Okay, so think, so think. That's fine. If you left your pussy, we ain't making any. What's wrong with you? So think about it like this. That's what's happening. That's what we gonna have to do later. You know, you find that to be stable, though. You don't even, you don't even think that you would be able to, like, save a nigga. Just like, save a nigga. Save a nigga for what? I mean, he probably had the swag. He probably had the sauce. He just went, He got the sauce and he ain't got no money. I been like this broke all the way. Oh, I didn't have the money. Let me tell you. Wait, whoa. Let me tell you.  I was like, this too. Now I got the bag. I'm like, ooh.   But that's what I'm saying. I don't. But it is bitches that do need to, y'all do need to give these niggas a chance. But that's what I'm saying. Hold up. It don't matter where you at financially.  Yeah, that's the woman that's saying like I'm gonna say no. It's a nigga that's the assistant manager at Berk, he's making $1,200 there two weeks. And he got three motherfuckers who come through and eat fries and drink milkshakes with him. That's a mountain. He's doing assistant manager pimping. Right, exactly. And who's doing this at a slew-foot home? Exactly. They're coming up to. I'm like, daddy, I'll work. Daddy, I'll work. Now, how did you wait for a girl? You know how the niggas that manage the fast food play now that don't even worry about that. That's on me. No, he wouldn't get up for this manager discount and pay 35 cents for the meal. For all this? You know the Berk team niggas like what, for all of them for $2? Yeah, you got 3K on them. They didn't just respect it for that shit, bro. They had the two whoppers, Tim Nuggets, a drink and fries for $2.  That ain't real food. Can't be, bro. That ain't real food, man. Ain't no way it had that real food. 40 nuggets for $3, my nigga. I used to work at Burger King in high school, bro. You used to do what? Burger King food is only good, it's immediately, like it gotta be, you gotta eat it immediately.  And that's the fucked up part about it, is the average consumer will not be able to consume that food when it's immediately done. Come on. Like if Burger King could just trap like a dope boy, like straight hand in hand, then kill the game, Blake.  You gotta eat the Burger King fries. I'm talking about it.  Damn it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.   The bread gets soggy. Oh, yeah. Oh man, they put all that Burger King. Like fries too thick, I don't know. The only thing I ever liked was the croissant wings.   The croissant wings. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm talking about like Krabby Patty. Like Cooke Cookie Monster, man. Like the Krabby Patty formula. They just ate like a cookie monster. Goodness gracious. Well, the Krabby Patty formula. I'll be, I'll be.  This is the big guy here. Not the mystery man. I'm watching it with a lot of money. Tell my boy, they talking about me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I got a yacht.  She ain't never seen before. Is it all about the money though? Like, there's some niggas out here that got all super bad.  That's what I'm saying. I'm talking about something on this shoulder that's been there for like 20 years. This my friend. You got to wear an extra jacket on top of that model. You got like a whole another piece on my neck. Not a foil. You got a little face. You got a billion there. Ew. You got a big bridge. You have to be sexually attracted to like the person that I'm with. So you mean to them and they got to be sexy and rich? Yep. I'm not saying sexy. I should be fine, but he got to be fine to me. Yeah. But we've been using this platform all wrong. What are the rich ladies? Ain't no rich drug dealers. I'm talking about rich people, not the real ones. They're flipping them cards. Rich sugar lovers. Bad niggas, Chevy or something. Yeah. What are them beautiful online owners and women who sell waist trends and eyelashes and shit? They want to take care of you. Black tummy tees. I'm with one of them millionaire women out for only fans with a titty hanging out at work. Send them in some money. Trick on me. Trick on me. Put your tits on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. I like this one. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. Yeah. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Then put your tits on me. Trick on me. Trick on me. Then put them tits on me, I'm lookin' for a trap, girl Who sold a lot of dope? Who gon' buy me some 26 inches that's gon' flow?   Nope, she forgot Did you give me some money? Nope, she forgot Did you give me some money?     How long have you been?    Greg?  So you go on the first date with no makeup on on purpose I mean not every time but I will I have gone on the first date with a nigga with no makeup on Cause I pretty much was the same We post on Instagram all the time with no makeup on For some women that's a thing You can't see them without their makeup on How long do you take to take your hat off?  You got that right Dude He loves to pop it in the sky and it's better than the one you live in That's your shit gang that lives Cut it out He loves it But that's keeping it real That's the point of this lady I was afraid to keep it 100 and be who they is I love me Nobody else think about it That's why I asked I love women without makeup on I lashes when you take them off Are these extensions? They mean no surgical implant Even when I don't have makeup on They still be able I was during quarantine I didn't have my lashes and we recorded a few videos How the hell you get extensions?  It's like 150 for a full set You gotta get it refilled every 3 weeks 150 every 3 weeks It's 150 when you first get them So is it like a type of lash That you can get that cost I heard a girl say they got like mink They made out of like mink Those cost more than 150 No Are you talking about the ones that you can take on and off?   Beijing?  No Shit salute the ray.  Yeah, I'm gonna give me a whole two pay No, not even the whole full just the middle. Why just cuz just cuz No, I'm getting the two-page When you get up to Rich white man style go have a silk bag for the two-page And when I put it on my my accent gonna change when I put on what would you say what you say?   I knew when you walked in That you will not brought to you but a peasant Fool in disguise Yes, you mustn't speak to him in that manner There's a good cloth Spirit is one of us.  I want to shop on white Monday.  To 9 o'clock. Okay, it's gonna be $29. I get to the register The girl wants to charge me a regular price slash right there hundred twenty-nine dollars. I want It's not That coupon has expired Well, wait a minute now. It hasn't expired. How are you gonna tell me keep on And they just sent to the house just yesterday they sent to have look at the past look at the page It's just yesterday. Look at the pain. It's a gesture. It says it says October. Oh, okay Oh, all right. What's today? There's no bill.  It's white Wednesday December 22 You got you got to take your money. Let's just go honey.     Have you seen the battle? Excuse me big part jeez in Gucci map The whoop and the snowman who's that who's that you ain't seen about there's frozen snowman No, no, jeez snowman You saying there is a snow snowman at the Gucci store Sir, this is Walmart There's state sales snowmen don't sell your snow here. I don't I don't I don't know where the Gucci is.  I don't I don't know anything about snow or anything like that They may have some over in the deli No, they got shacks, you know, they got shacks. Where do you think you are sir? This is a Walmart This is Walmart Well, where the mayonnaise They don't have a Gucci, but they do have a bunch of Russell whole bunch of mayonnaise. Well, can you put them to the Out of the mayonnaise and Russell Excuse me, but you say great value Hold on to the white good stuff. Hmm. Hmm.  It looks good.   They matter more than I mean they matter so much more than anything else that matter to me No disrespect, you know, I mean I see Tell me who she is. I know the movies.  That's a key sweat song there.  I mean, we know we should listen to the white story Oh Tell him to sing the snowman at the Gucci store again. I like that And he loved those songs He liked We're gonna have this you turn the music off and cut it out. This is a Walmart Sir we're gonna have that should leave you can't do all this. No, we're here. We have two beautiful African-American princess Wait a minute, these girls are from beautiful african-american princesses y'all from african african Baps where they're here with us beautiful african-american princesses Ma'am, are you african? They're here with us and I love it. I damn I never thought I'd be accompanied by Baps You know what else You probably use black soup No, I actually do and you know what else I use the word ebony when I search for pork I use black soup but it burns my nipples That's the only time you ever use that word any other time you never use the word ebony But I use the word ebony when I search I'll take it even further than that, buddy. What's that?  No, you assist me. I'm a hoot.   Don't do me like that. My dick is down to my ankle Hey, you shouldn't be started with their girl now I just tell Jasmine up who work at Walmart up there who did my airing You better go ask Jasmine about me. Listen. Listen, could I tell that answer?  We'll pass that one.  You know what? You know what be even better if she let us see her It's been 20 years since I've seen that Janet Jackson It wasn't no accident I thought I was the first person you saw it I had it wind up. I had the camera where you could wind up I just had a feeling it was gonna slip America I want somebody to send me the updated version like with all the technology that's then came out now I want to see like a hd clear picture of that tidbit. That was shocking I didn't know Janet Jackson nip was that big She probably told Michael I feel like that tidbit would have been any bigger it would have been offensive to america like that tidbit was just I'm saying you saw the backlash that tidbit called think if that was a d tidbit Like if that she would have ripped it off and it was a whole d. We probably would have Never even had another superbowl Yeah, it was like too big.  They locking somebody up That's it. It was still perfect though.  I think that made a miracle come together How it made us come together There was a unifying moment because everybody saw it and it was the perfect tidbit It was no criticism.    Nia Lutha, come on, Noah. Well, there you have it. Yes. Happy Thanksgiving.  Of course. Happy Thanksgiving. NDC got to come to y'all show. Yeah, we have to. I definitely got to come on after all. I got to come on and talk to y'all. Y'all so crazy. Yeah. A little y'all so great. I got to breathe. I got to breathe the juice. Oh. Ooh. And the girls look so shiny. And the girls look so shiny. What do you say? Oh, that's good for you. What do you say? The girls be looking for the BDB?  I got a good BDB. No! BDB is a big, big baller.   Because I said the girls going to be looking for a BDB. I know.   What y'all doing, man? So, really, y'all nice women, man. Keep doing y'all things, man. Yes. Thank y'all. Yes. Happy Thanksgiving. All of 85% is all the people who watch us.  Eat all the voodoo, man. Yes, sir. Hey. Keep your bodies away.  Real, real. Shit realer than a TV, man. You already got a TV, man. Don't stand in line to buy another motherfucker's TV, man. This has been another episode of the 85 Self-Show, and we will see y'all when we see y'all. The next shot. This is a report, bro. This is a Mariela? Yeah, it is. Mariela, it's a little high. You a student? Yeah, I'm a student. I'm a worker. 30 piece. A little toasty. It will. I feel tasty. Sometimes I vibe, but it comes out like this.


What's going on guys? It's your boy DPJ here today with another Destiny video and today I bring you an update on my main characters level stats, etc, etc, that being my damn, my sexy damn Hunter, which you can see right here right now. Now I've got a couple of things I want to show you in this video, two of the best shaders I've ever seen, which I think are new to the update. If they weren't new to the update, I've never seen them before. So they're definitely new to me and my first ever 335 weapon which just dropped yesterday, which is crazy, I know, but yes, so let's get straight into it. Now as you can see, my Hunter is a 332.   But still, I ain't really bothered about that. 332 after two weeks is good for me. I don't really want to rush it, because once I get 335, doesn't it end there? It ends there, there's nothing else to do really. So yes, my primary weapon I've got is a Herald Smite Moran. I absolutely love this thing, a beast for PvE and PvP, rocking that Firefly too. I've got my Steel Piercery, that 334, absolutely incredible sniper rifle. If you are not a Hunter and never used a Hunter, you'll never know how good this weapon is. Now this is actually my first ever 335 weapon, Ash Factory. Now I got this from the weekly quest crucible thingy thingy. You do the five bounties with Shacks and you get a Nightfalls here reward. I got this on my 324 Titan yesterday and it dropped at a 335. Couldn't ask for anything better than that, to be honest. Now I am going to infuse this, I just don't know what I'm going to infuse it into at the minute. Probably this machine gun here or some else, but I ain't really feeling rocket launchers at the minute, I really ain't. Especially not this one anyway. I mean I know it's a beast for PvP, that Blast Radius is ridiculous, blah blah blah blah, I've heard it a minute and times before, but I don't care. Armors the same as same old, Spectre Mask, Spectre Infinite Grips, Spectre Infinite Vest, Spectre Boots, got that Cyrenflare Mantle. Now I want actually full Future Warcock gear. That's what I want, I want full Future Warcock gear.  But this is the shader. Look how sexy that looks, I mean, I know a couple of my friends think it's horrible, I think it's absolutely incredible, I think it's just black and gold, with that red tint of that trauma.  How amazing can you be? Now like I said, it's obviously personal preference, I think this looks incredible.  Now I'll show you the actual shader.  I think it was from a Rurang 196 crypto package, that's how I got this bad boy. So 196 levels, this first time I've ever seen the shader drop, so whether it was new to the update or not, it's the first time I've seen it. I just think it looks amazing. Let's see what I look like without a shader.  Now this is the other shader I want to show you guys, this lion dancer. Now did I get this from? I think I got this from my crucible package as well. Not crucible package, sorry. Crypto package. I think I did, but I got it on my titan. Look at that.   I don't like pure black, pure white, pure gold, pure, well pure gold is pretty badass, but like pure one color. I like to mix and match. I like my cap to look in. Just standing out and you ain't going to stand out no more than that.  But yes guys, that is my character so far. After two weeks, my main character being my hunter, level 332. I think my titan is a 331. I've still got a way to run on my warlock as well as the person of elders this week as well. I believe, or challenge the elders on my warlock too, but he currently is at a 324. Could be slightly lower, but hopefully by the end of this weekly reset thingy thingy, you will be up to about a 330. So next week you could probably get 334, 335 and all characters. That'd be absolutely epic it really would. But look at that shader. Look at that shader. I mean, just incredible. Absolutely incredible. Now guys, let me know down below in that comment section what level are you. Now I know I like you guys at 335 already. The amount of tweets I'm getting from you guys, it's just insane.   And that makes sense, but I want equal across all three of my characters. I don't really want one to be really left out, like my warlock's feeling at the minute. But yes, I'm happy with my level at the minute, 332. I'm my main character.  Now let me just put on that sexy rolls. What does that say? Rolls guardie? I think it says.   But guys, that is it for another update video. Expect another one next week. I hope you guys do enjoy the video. Are you trying to dance with me boy?  Thanks for stopping by as always and peace out until next time. Peace! Lowe's gonna have you a hype started in the UK now he's robot. D.P.J. go and subscribe.