'll do the hat one was it a cat I can't remember it's hard to get the red background that's the regular effect logo right we haven't done a devoted super chat catch up in a while but we were at the end of a stream doing that yeah right oh this would make sense to check out the um where am I going I was gonna try and find the intro ones where are you you precious uh have you I have you now what welcome to my youtube video on how to kill a big daddy okay so normally they grab so I've got two like explosives and you trust us build my the sun in sky got a armor piercing rounds really what is somebody else's footage of take it no so I was streaming I was just making it I think so was asking me about like I don't know what youtube videos I watched or whatever or did I go on to the topic of like guide videos back in the day on youtube you know when like those were those were coming in unlike there's so many videos but like a lot of the commentators on it were really cringe worthy I probably was well because like the the problem you like no no no shades would even be like this they lack confidence completely and then everything that they have planned to show you a guide goes wrong and they're like oh no no no this this wasn't okay we're kind of no second take no second take just go with it and uh play creations I had a bit at that what you need to do is like you got a armor piercing rounds are really what you need and uh like your bucks and oh my oh jeez oh god I'm running out of time here here we go oh god it's all going on I'm just gonna shoot it oh god he's angry throws things actually you gotta avoid it now that's what I saw in a conflict there we go thank you for watching please subscribe it's gonna say it's it's worth pointing out that last bit at the end there he uh the like because the little sister says something I'm just gonna say oh there you go dude that's the arrow with the circle is perfect thank you for watching please subscribe I even have a video I even have a guide video on my channel uh from uh uh Watch Dogs 2 and I I had to do it I had to do the arrow in the circle gimmick well and it and it worked it worked I gotta I got like you know uh what did I get on it I got like here it is the san paolo one what do we rack up with you 250 000 views well you need to make sure arrow in a circle dude arrow in a circle yeah that's the way make sure to photoshop the time stone in in there as well and someone's gonna shop everything in so with the uh the punchline here all right well I'll just play it get the photograph it's just yeah you know nerdler nerdler makes great videos was it was that cinema that was oh yeah silly that was high that was high high high class cinema as well and yet I'm not sure how many of you guys were able to see it but this was the second video in the intro this is e-fap-a-may all these lyrics by the way they'd be reading out high tops comment you get this on iTunes all the chip by this is amazing oh yeah gorgeous it's tradition like the way the piano vibrates are used did you hit those low notes to elicit jessica raggett it's out to make something that gets called subscribe to rainbow soap is believably telling me that was fantastic right yeah it's beautiful really good song wow top fucking notch bopper um yeah so that's called e-fap song I don't believe in bad is by rainbow soap it was made a whole bunch of fantastic e-fap stuff yeah he did the oh yeah earlier on and yeah um this was made like a month ago and I was like I have to save this the anniversary how could I not yeah you I was right out for a tinkle I will be right back okay yeah it's fucking pretty pretty damn cool very impressed excellent stuff top of the notches and man does it look like it would be really cool when it's not just like as a show or something these who what are these characters up to and this paul longman who's decided you know he doesn't believe in bad anymore and the critics don't make things that are meant to be called bad by people on youtube it was a very insightful call that was back when we did the falcon with the soldiers stuff you guys remember yeah man like high top in between a frame of his video had this huge paragraph about how he's like he's really sad that people are mean to things because it's like everyone's trying to make stuff leave him alone why'd you gotta be so mean and he doesn't believe in bad that must be wow wow wow yeah so what else we got he may be man here's the central character okay and that's the core thing that they've ripped out in this piece of garbage where it's the show that tealers the worst it was great i would use a stronger word how's it just you know if they're just hanging out in the grass and the produce milk they'd leave you like when people say you know you you're a pig like damn yeah that's another one it's like pigs are really intelligent animals they uh they're very friendly and sociable they fall around but you know what maybe you'd be like you know what yeah fine call me a pig i like boys i'm on a dog it's like wow thanks for the compromise yeah the shitty flute will never get especially with my heart will go on just where is it oh i i remember this very well oh another fantastic moment you have history oh friday night tights history no real bbc history as they're pro known yeah yeah do you want to try to do that like ir l in front of other people you're like oh ask it over there well you do that like in in our family we do it as a joke go feed it to our kids we that's how we refer our kids is it you know because they're just little smelly beasts you'll notice something about the other kin people right they'll be like i am a wolf i am a dragon you never come across someone going i'm slug kin well you did have the deer the twitch deer remember that idea i still think when did they get the non-preferable animals like i'm ratkin could you have chosen something else like i don't choose it okay wait till china or russia invades america and these people are trying to tell the soldiers what they are i mean i knew someone um in university who wanted to go by the the name wolf but not as like a nickname she felt that she was that she would wear the ears she had the little tail and um during lunch times she would go into the the woods and like it was and so when we did like stop the castle god when it was there to the teacher you know just just that she was like wolf and then they would be like okay um yeah she would go on all fours everyone's for a while and uh yeah and i remember thinking like this isn't going to catch on right true story by the way yeah furries are disgusting i don't know well i think she was other kin i think i don't know if this is there a different there is a significant difference right i think she was taken a furry is a person pretending to be an animal and another kin is an animal pretending to be a person right or something i don't know what about a retard pretending to be an animal i feel like a furry is like self-aware enough that they have like a fursona in something but i think another kin is actually totally convinced that they really are that thing oh that's that's nice i guess depressing hello there ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a very special episode of e-fap gonna be honest that didn't expect this to actually happen but it has i am joined tonight by a very special guest hassan piker hassan how are you my friend oh i okay then hassan has already left the chair and i'm sitting here by myself talking to myself um i believe i already given you a chance to use a restroom before we started but there we are i suppose we'll just wait and wait and wait i suppose i could use this time to cover the backlog of superchats that i've had and claimed money all right first superchat of the day uh 20 dollars from raw oh oh dear i'm not quite certain youtube's gonna allow me to read this okay i'm back awesome you're back i was just introducing you before you left what do you want me to do man like i need to go like you have just like fucking die die how could you possibly die from taking a you know what doesn't matter you're here now at my invitation let's begin dude you're like taking forever man this is what surprises me the most about you youtubers is that you guys are so ungrateful for the content that i create and provide to you like you should be thanking me mauler for you know all the views that you're getting let's just be clear you efap only exists because you covered me wow time travel this is actually happening i'm not dreaming okay that was a lot to unpack but i'm going to counter most of what you said with my own critical incision now when you covered one of jay's videos and refused to give him credit for it that is where we had an issue or forget enemy now i had an issue now i'm going to assume that you understand the basics of transformative video analysis as well as the finer points of individual critique and the nuances that can be found therein with respect to personal experiences and influences now reflecting on this what does any of this mean to you what's the first thing that comes up in your head it feels oh touching a collected thing oh poor brain status locked love the idea that his brain is just shriveling up from lack of use do you need me to repeat my whatever man mom where's my attendees that about sums it up him wearing the chef's hat as a lie yeah i thought it was a chef's hat and then where does his hair really feel bad for the neglected brain yeah because it it does feel like him and his brain are just two different entities and characters that they're not like most people you're like oh yeah the brain that that's like that person but with his son i feel like it's just it's interesting within within a few seconds this video got me to feel very sad for his son piker's brain which i never expected to yeah sorry for this is this is art it is you might even say it's yeah someone posted him up on twitter tonight he did um some sort of promotional piece which i really want to find cuz real estate um no for something like uh ironically enough something about like the mediocrity of today's uh culture and this is coming from a man that steals content for his streams so i i need to try and find it because um here it is i found it i got it i got it uh can i post you a link in the discord if you want to put it if you want to you don't have to well uh yeah post i'm curious what is it what are we what it's uh it's it's it's his son piker talking about mediocrity culture or some shit because he's like on that subject mediocrity down with the kids he's got his finger on the pulse he knows the one the one what the fuck oh god what is the editing on this jesus uh also i don't know if it's copyright or whatever so being i don't know against all of twitter so yeah you can get away with a lot on twitter from when i get but it's like we define some over edited jesus christ my brain is melting progress we've seen is the battle against intellectual thought the battle against intellectual thought okay i'm but i'm gone thanks so son you're always as insightful as i remembered um um i think i got a perfect one non-controversial entirely okay here we go yay again it gets updates about his modern day nazi's you're still like really this is what i'm trying to conquer europe and i was there i was gassing furries at the holiday the secretary is like they're killing furries and it looks like the fuck is a furry i mean the spirit is there but uh it's just disappointing you know i work so hard you get an effort effort exactly they remind me of uh what the fuck was his dog's name i'm a big lover of animals there's many of you know not much to use but i do fucking love animals quite a bit hitler would be really upset that they're killing furries because they're like no no you're sending them down here with me stop this thing satan he's like have you seen all these furries and satan's like you know this is hell right i appreciate lola bunny in there oh yeah uh oh yeah and what's that rock sound from a goofy movie that's friday night that's friday night time isn't it it is it was rather yeah got a whole selection of things that happened all over um so this one's a little bit more cerebral abstract you might even say you're not gonna get it at first but then you will this is cinema oh it's it's so good name jinx here we go oh yeah it'll all make sense i've read all your comments every single one and it's a damn shame gotta end the game and the only one who blames me is so lame oh my goodness he's look at him he's so into it we have found a way to make content forever everyone oh my god yeah this is it yeah it works it truly works this we are inside the orabras yeah the content orabras oh my god it's like oh no ben what are you doing i think he's struggling to understand it himself but i think he gets it oh i'm having to squint to see the original video now just the day after i shaved as well come on man oh my god it's gone what is happening what is happening gonna be like a beautiful patchwork painting smash brothers yes oh my god that was brilliant very very fun excellent excellent use in your channel it's like it's a one-stop shop why bother going to my channel to watch that video when you can just watch that and your reaction so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna start reacting to your videos but i'll just show your videos in their entirety that way it's like a one-stop shop people don't even have to go to your channel they can just go to mine for your videos and then my reaction sound good it's such a wonderful bin and it like it killed that era but it's fucking bad yeah oh yeah now the twitch is around yeah absolutely i don't know now the only fans is closing twitter twitch might get a second or third wave of birth we're in some horse mass and licking some asmr devices as you do a little gravy baby oh oh no oh god no not before okay skip skip that no tell it go on tell it go ahead i've been working on this for a while now let me pull out my notes oh no it was around this time i realized christian decided that he was a woman i began researching this part of his life he was intrigued by trolls into going to a walmart in a skirt in twerking into a camera while having a pony painted on his ass cheek the next video i did watch christian have vigorous sex with the rubber doll oh no before he was completely winded i don't want to live on this planet anymore that has been yeah this is the thing there's never been more exposure of a christian story at everyone just getting freaked out over and over again finding out all of the stuff like you know what's what's he was always one that i avoided i always avoided that that christian stuff and he was bad and then after years and years now it's all here i was i was on vacation at at myrtle beach uh i think it was like my last day at the beach when i got the news i have very nice pleasant relaxing vacation and then i get a dm from wolf and we watch the gino christian documentary together and he says and this is mind you wild wolf has like just gone on a hiatus from social media and whatnot and a few days after telling me that he's gonna just get off the internet for a while he tells me well christian has done something so bad that even even i found out about it during this whole thing um because i guess his google searches have been related to christian and so it was just trending on google for him and that's how i found out about this whole shit oh yeah it it got around didn't didn't like tucker call some covered as well yes i believe he referred to christian as if that's actually his name as if chan is his last name these people won't know they don't know what the fuck's going on like his boomer coverage of christian um yeah it's it's it's been a ride one could say i think um but uh there's still we've we still got a selection i'm i think this one it's really again it's hard not to call all of these just artworks but um okay no this this one's this one's something oh my well dick splash man you can buy the hand oh oh people have been asking what does metal do and he's not streaming according to my garlic phone contemplating suicide look there's some right there in the corner wait a minute is it going to be a duck it's a dick splash splash man suit i guess oh my god he's so powerful he makes the punch sound even when he's not punching yeah and you know free he's able to take it look at him he's he's all right my good beak is even bending good lord he's got some plot armor jesus christ oh no yum oh yum come i am still so impressed with how come yum has remained around i'm glad human intercourse made it as well yeah human intercourse is lasted yeah for reference as we covered a video about stasha troopers we're so referred to sex as human intercourse well we thank you technically is this is one of those bizarre fucking you get oh Theo you didn't want to interrupt the going you literally could have just said it then that was the perfect time yeah that was it yeah that was the time now i'm at the end of the line again wow god intended well goodbye theo it was fun having you oh hey you guys you guys have a missed randy the goblin oh i remember randy the goblin okay okay so we got a rezi eight fine balls i hope you push it dumpster to escape the world all the pressure i'm very impressed with the tracking it's amazing very good it's a real quick beam but holy fuck would it take it a while wow a lot of effort yeah good job i'm gonna play a little bit that was really impressive okay so we gotta find balls hi i'm randy the god the goblin i hope you push it dumpster to escape the world all the pressure i wish to sell it that bad that's impressive wow yeah a lot of time you know randy's quite an old meme too randy the goblin is an old meme good to see him alive and well he's pretty good randy the goblin's great and let's acknowledge the three dimensional audio there as well like that was lined up perfectly yeah that too a lot of work went into that yeah fucking great shit um i require a quick visit to the to the other room of things so you guys amongst yourselves wait wait hold on wait i'm trying to remember what is to the um the bar girl room the kaiser pass um bar girl room the point five room but yeah i must attend to something in the other room as well so i'll be back well um i'll stick around i suppose yeah there's nothing that needs attending to at this point i'm just thinking about what was the name of that goblin that we just saw there randy randy the god randy the goblin yeah what else is he doing he's pushing your uh pushing your rubbish what what else has he got going on in i'm sure that randy the goblin will perform all kinds of services for you provided you can give him the golden gets he requires or deems necessary for that level of effort it feels like he has a very versatile business structure yeah randy the goblin diversifies his portfolio oh well i mean you know he can do whatever you need you know whether it's pushing your garbage or i don't know taking a walk yeah your a whole dumpster you could push the dumpster and yeah there's so many things that he can do and i almost and it's it's a little bit it's i got a sense a little bit upsetting that it's just under appreciated that you know people people just don't think about productive a member of society he really is and you know i have to work his way up from the bottom as well yeah he gets associated with like microtransactions and crappy mobile games all the time but he's just there to make his money and move along if there's if there's going to be made if there if there are ingots to be made add to his coffers then he will be there well i suppose like at least he's honest you know oh yeah he he gives you exactly what yeah i mean he ever he runs a he runs a tight ship very honest i this is what i will do and this is how many gold ingots it requires to have me do a formation thing promoting red shadow legends who do that you know just yeah but at least he'll be honest about it he's doing it for the ingots you can always count on him too that's the thing he knows that he's he's a long-term strategist when it comes to business he knows that if you don't build up a reputation for honesty and trustworthiness people are not going to give you gold ingots you think about the greatest minds the strategic minds of all time alexander the great napoleon randy the goblin randy the goblin ingots you're talking about boglins earlier somebody's not a boglin he's a goblin yeah get it right because you you'll find they don't take well to that kind of uh they're not the same okay i don't know how much i trust a boglin they don't i don't know because they're locked up now what what what is that why because they're locked up is that all it takes to be untrustworthy i mean it's it's not a not a bad place to start oh if they ship you in a crate with bent bars i i i feel like i don't know i what if he just wants to get out of there and it was through no fault of his own that he found himself within the confines of that cage that's possible that's possible i would say it's it's it's more than just possible it's it's bordering on probable and i feel like we're bordering on probable i feel like that's too high to make any assumptions about how we ended up in that cage no i'm i'm definitely gonna raise a brow at the boglin hey look maybe he just made a mistake okay people make mistakes yeah the people in prison do make mistakes yeah but i'm just saying give randy another shot you know like he's oh randy i'll get all kinds of shots i trust randy but you were saying you don't trust the other bog boglins boglins yeah that's randy's not behind bars randy isn't locked up behind bars he follows the letter of the law that's true that's true he's uh he flies straight i i find it impressive considering that you know his he had a difficult childhood you think that that kind of stuff would leave him with a lot of trauma but no he's just he pulled himself up by his goblin straps and got to work his his boo straps his boo straps he's really small though wouldn't they they would be because he's got little goblin feet if he even wears shoes at all maybe it's maybe he's like a hobbit where they don't wear shoes and they their their feet are just shoes and in and of themselves you know yeah i don't wear shoes well i mean you wear shoes sometimes oh wait no i guess you don't really no wow drags my shoes i'm back by the way shoes maybe if it was really like really hot if i had to walk across a desert i would probably wear like walking across like concrete and and like footpaths in the road if you ever sat up talked on that shit talked on that walked i i'm tired all right we're only halfway there yeah i walked on uh walked on worked on this on the road well worked on the road every day yeah i wouldn't say i wouldn't advise doing that barefoot in like 45 degree heat but you know to each their own i guess you like having your feet if you like having to pry your feet from the ground with tendon and stuff coming along with it as it gets wait voxels do you have me on discord i'll get you right in buddy what's what's where's your where's your discord to barefoot there would you would have to change the the way that you want to reduce the amount of like sliding and friction that would occur you would want to kind of land with your feet kind of flat so that it doesn't drag well i mean that's how did people do it back in caveman days i wonder how often cavemen what like what they would do because well i assume that your your feet would build up thick calluses underneath them and eventually that would not become nearly as much of an issue but even then like you'd want to i don't wonder what they they would wrap something around it maybe maybe but i feel like they'd use her for insulation more than just padding because i guess well i guess the question is that there was they evolved just walking on their feet without any clothing at all for a very long time before we started doing yeah so i guess i wonder it's like did our feet devolve to the point that we felt or was there just more utility in covering up our feet compared to not doing that well let me why did humans stop wearing shoes um start wearing shoes more like yes start wearing shoes why did they stop not wearing shoes so scientists have found that those who run barefoot or in minimal footwear tend to avoid heel striking and instead land on the ball of the foot or the middle of the foot in so doing these runners use the architecture of the foot and leg and some clever newtonian physics to avoid hurtful and potentially damaging impacts equivalent to two to three times the body weight that shod heel strikers repeatedly experience so just basically run differently uh like completely different from regular people because i guess if if eventually you start to get to the point where you can sort of provide shoes for yourself once you start doing that more and more and more and more after a crap ton of generations go by eventually you're you just won't be the evolutionary pressure around anymore to hold on to those jeans or something like that i don't know or maybe our feet haven't changed at all and four feet yours and mine would both well you know ores of mine you know all this would change to become a lot more tough and callous than we would start to naturally walk different in order to um kind of compensate for that i don't know um hmm i see yeah because because i imagine yeah i imagine our feet would be totally fine you just have to get used to it because probably but i mean yeah the tens upon tens upon tens of thousands of years have you stepped on those little jagged things and they're like in the grass and stuff the ones have the points coming out three ways it's like that's uh land mines no that that you'd be a lot more trouble than if you just stepped on these little uh thorns oh thorns basically just little thorns on the ground well i imagine that if you landed on a pine cone while running that would be incredibly painful oh probably yeah alternatively you would slip and and then fall on another pine cone and then that would hurt whatever you landed on that pine cone with you got to watch out for those pine cones and isn't it a statistic that pine cones actually kill a lot of people like they just fall land on people's heads i think that's coconut it's not pine cones like a coconut can kill you a bit of pine cone oh man i feel like it was how many people died by pine cones maybe do you think that people eat them i don't know i think they i think they fall on so coconuts is the one that comes up but um yeah let's see i mean i could picture someone being like maybe hurt severely with a pine cone but it had to be a really beefy pine cone not i suppose literally yeah it would have to be yeah a pine cone that hit just right well thin enough part of the head at terminal velocity apparently there are pine cones in california that grow up to 10 pounds um jesus christ you know oh yeah when you said a pine cone hitting just right on the head i thought you were talking about the youtuber oh oh no he didn't go outside uh gentlemen i shoddy is great to see sorry uh but you think it's probably i should probably step out i was about to say i don't know how you've managed to say this long but i appreciate it i know right does come on i'll stay for longer if you want shabby uh you're a gentleman of scola sir you know in that case as do you want to do you don't deal with pic this shit we could look at why black widow is the best or one of the best mcu movies or oh wow why uh so low key low key makes the mcu more interesting or i gotta i okay oh captain and the falcon of the winter soldier was perfect wow oh there's one one more option window oh oh oh 10 small secrets you missed in one division i fucked up black i'm black widow one is i think i'm inclined to agree as i think black widow is one how how do you make that argument i want to hear well i was gonna say shad you've seen black widow right oh yes oh thank goodness well amazingly done then we've got just the set of people to be able to verify how intelligently constructed this argument is going to be by the way not seeing this video or at least i don't think i have i can't remember anymore but there's the link in case any of you don't have it might have to make a new one soon we're stacking up the empty profiles yeah um hey at the risk of derailing the conversation for a bit could i give you guys a bit of an update of what's happening and where i'm at do it shad wait wait you're a little bit quiet what's that do it i'm doing something guys something pretty awesome is going on right now i am literally i'm well well i'm in montreal so does that count oh oh wait a minute i think i think i'm pretty i'm pretty sure i have a feeling that i know what this might be in relation to all right fringy what do you think i think it's related to the kickstarter you did for shadow the conqueror right that's right that you're working on yeah yep we are right in there starting up the filming for the short film adaptation of my book and spent the whole day yesterday going through the choreography setup and oh man already the experience has been so awesome and i got some like just some really really interesting little experiences that i think you guys will appreciate because as the choreography was getting set up we have the um a guy work on his name is rodney and is an absolute legend and uh and he's like done choreography for marvel films and stuff is he's actually done some serious projects right and as they're sitting up at the going through the choreography an interesting um thing happened where i noticed something uh in the choreography that was going to be a plot hole in regards to uh just certain elements in the story and it reminded me so clearly of so many of the things we criticize just with logical consistency on power scaling and all these things and i saw it and i was like all right this is a problem but just like with all the problems that we see in these other films and stuff there was always an easy fix and i always said all you need to do is like add a single line to help contextualize and make the thing work and then suddenly everyone's on board and they're not instead of having this big question the head is like hang on why why is he able to do that or what's going on why why didn't that person die when x happened or something um instead of being confused like that the question is answered so quickly and it enhances the scene it actually raises the stakes and then the fight scene progresses and so what was going on with the choreography um they wanted a dailin to whip out some of his magical abilities right off the bat and they have like these park businesses one guy is just doing flips like he can fly it's insane he literally does this back flip kicking down and so it's like a guy is going to be attacking him from behind and so he's going to do a back flip and on the downward strike swing his feet down that's uh with the angle of the camera it's going to look like he's going to hit the guy on the head and pummel the guy like right into the ground and then he sticks the landing with this backflip and it's and he and he just doesn't like it's like it's it is breathing it's insane how easily this guy pulls it off um and then they have some really just high high tier like maneuvers where he does where someone then goes to attack him from behind and to avoid the attack you would think he leans forward and so what he's going to do after leaning forward he literally executes a complete forward flip um he dodges under the blade and then jumps and does a forward flip and lands and it's a backwards forward flip he actually moves backwards as he flips it's crazy right um and then he like throws another guy and he does the superpower punch the other guy and then the choreography was continuing and at this point i was like all right there's a big issue right here uh dylan that like every single attack he just did with the level of power he's able to pull out each one of these guys should be dead they would not be getting up but the choreography was progressing like this was just the first engagement i was progressing for a good while after and dylan is doing these like he's getting hit but he's hitting back really hard and the guys are just getting up they're they're not they're not dying um and it was like exactly one of those things that we see in so many movies like where people have in durability that is way too high and now the approach was they want to make this awesome action scene that that would last you know heaps of different exchanges and engagements with a with a flowing narrative within the scene where dylan says you know he gets injured he loses the ability to use his powers at one point he's trying to call his sword imperious to him but they're knocking it out of the way and so these guys are insanely skilled and they're not dying to his superpower things and and so i was like all right this is an issue we need to address it and it was like just a simple easy tweak and it's not something that's in the book but it's just one of those simple little things that you know if you just add it it answers the question completely and so in the book there's a um a magic called sunforging and it's always been done to the weapons like his sword is sunforged it becomes indestructible and then it has enhanced properties and stuff and there was a world-building element that i hadn't introduced in the book because it was a lost technology and it was that you could sunforge people and as we're looking at all right the only way to answer this is that these these grunts need some type of supernatural ability to explain why they're not dropping and then we need to let the audience become aware of it so they're not confused and so the answer was okay in this adaptation there is a very very limited imperfect version of human sunforging that still exists in the technology actually remember how to do it but no one ever does it because it has a 50 chance of killing the person who gets sunforged they'll only live for an additional year after the process they lose cognitive function and they become impotent like has all these negatives drawbacks that no one ever does it right here but for the these insane insane extremists that the dawn of star they're basically the terrorists of this world they're ready to die and they have this big plan that would kill most of their people and stuff and so these guys were so insane that they were willing to get sunforged and so after this first exchange where dayland does these insane moves and he beats down every single one of them one at a time they just get up and we inserted a simple line where he looks at them and is like oh crap you sunforged them and he looks to the leader and is like i didn't even shoot that low um and that's the line and then it continues and the context is then added as to what sunforging is simply by showing what their abilities are they're not dying everything and it's just a simple easy little fix a single line which recontextualizes the entire scene to make it work just so much better and it justifies what's happening with the with the grunts and everything and it was just such an amazing experience to see this happen in real time when you're making a movie where you see this massive plot hole in what's happening with the choreography and then implementing one of the easy fixes that we've talked about so often in in so many things and when i proposed this to the director of the stunt choreography i literally cited the example in Loki where there is some massive issues in power scalings and other shows and i say look at Loki there it's established that Loki can take a beating from the Hulk he can go toe to toe with Thor and then in the Loki TV series he is struggling against more cops and people who are possessed and it makes utterly no sense and it pulls you out of the story and they don't explain it and there are ways that they could have explained it with a simple line like you know whenever Sylvie possessed someone they suddenly gain her strength to be able to transfer it and if it was just a simple line or something to feed the audience they could have answered that it could have answered it with those more cops that he was trying to fight on the train as to why is straight like and even then the fight seems really bad in Loki and stuff but there's ways that they could have reduced how horrible it was just by inserting like one single line and that just happened yesterday and so holy crap i'm having like the most amazing experience right now it's it's absolutely incredible it sounds like it's a really exciting and uh for anybody who thought like oh man where's shad been this whole time i said you just got a concentrated shad right there right into the veins um yeah that does that sounds really interesting for you especially because you've just experienced both sides of it in a way now so you're on i'm assuming you're on set like all the time then you or yeah yeah like um i arrived two days ago and i went straight from the airport to the set and then just we were working like all the way until 11 o'clock at night like flat six hours and i can't believe how amazing the guys are because i wasn't sure how much input they were gonna be willing to let me have but i was there to support answer questions i'm playing a role in the short film so that's one of the other big reasons why uh i was there um and uh you know i i i i'm a critic and so i'm always noticing little things and i just i was like so i just wondering if you'd be uh you know willing to hear just a thought or two and what i'm noticing they're like yeah sure bring it to us and i share this thought they love the feedback we're doing it and like there are like literal camera sequences that i've suggested that they're like that's awesome we're doing it let's do it and stuff and i mean they're like good now you're gonna you're gonna have a hand in the editing as well or of the um probably not the editing i'm willing to those guys handle it i like i feel if we can nail the shots and especially the delivery of uh very you know key moments in the in the scene and dialogue and you know the right i i have confidence they'll be able to handle it and i have no experience with the visual effect side of stuff because there's gonna be some really significant parts that i the visual because the visual effects are gonna like we we raise a bit we raise a hundred thousand dollars us uh for the production of this thing and uh that does not go far especially when you're like like i give you a count like visual effects is a big is going to be a big cost and so we don't know what level we'll be able to pull off but just on the practical side of things the quality of acting like the guy who's playing uh Dawson uh sorry the guy who's playing Daelin his name is Dawson you can see some of his auditions on Doratia Productions they have a YouTube channel Doratia Productions and Dawson is just insane like i i've know i he is one of the best actors i've seen i don't know why he's not a superstar already but is like he's playing are sorry uh Daelin it's crazy and so his delivery and performance is of such high caliber and then some of the practical effects that they're gonna pull off in the choreography of the fight scenes i really feel those things are gonna carry this short film and then the guys we're gonna do their very best on the very best visual effects we can for the budget we have but um man i how long are you uh how long are you doing the shoot for how long you're over there so i'm here for uh uh well the shooting is gonna continue for another week um so until next sunday um and then i like to get the most affordable flights for me it turns out if i stayed an extra like week and a half i would get a like a more affordable ticket by like four thousand dollars and so i'm i mean i'm over here for another week and a half and i'm just gonna i'm gonna be doing stuff i'll get a go visit Calamacil yeah explore is that how the french those well i mean how do you actually i'm how how the how's the travel situation relating to like all the covid stuff how's that oh my gosh holy crap holy crap oh your country's gone nuts dude it adds to insanity like i honestly thought i wouldn't be able to make it because like if we you know rewind the time a month or two uh the australia isn't even allowing any international travel their country is locked down and so unless you're an essential worker you actually work for an airline everything you're not allowed to travel you have to apply for a travel exemption and i was looking at all these things online and it's like the only reason i could give would be for work but it doesn't seem like they will allow you know work to travel like to travel i felt like a really really long shot and then there were so many other issues because if supply some miracle i was able to get a travel exemption um canada would have forced me to have a two-week quarantine if i wasn't fully vaccinated and that would mean for the purpose of this i would need a flight to canada two weeks early quarantine for two weeks i'll do the shoot and then if i take it to everything another week and then i still have to even with all this i was able to avoid the quarantine to canada so tell you how that worked um coming back to australia i'm still going to need a quarantine for two weeks and it's like holy crap that's a whole month in quarantine i'm i was thinking i'll probably go insane i'm not sure what i'll do and so all right if uh if but if i i'm able to get vaccinated the canada release you know just like a month or so ago is like you don't need a quarantine it's like okay that could make it actually possible but that means i need to get the dear vaccine and there's not a lot of vaccines in australia and to get a vaccine you there's a waiting list and then um you uh unless you have a pre-existing condition you won't be allowed to get it and i didn't qualify i wasn't gonna be allowed to get a vaccine and it's like holy crap how do i jump through all these these insane loops and so to qualify for the vaccine i needed to get a flight exemption because that proved i was leaving the country all right they'll say i need to get the vaccine but there was only a certain amount of time to the film at this point and there's a waiting list on the vaccine so i couldn't get the vaccine soon enough that means i wouldn't be able to get the second injection in time before i needed to leave and i wouldn't be at as it's like the the um crazy way that everything has fallen into place in the most like perfect timing is unbelievable and i do not think you're very lucky yeah that you managed to get there without any significant hassle yeah i'm not kidding like i'm a religious person i'm seeing these things as personal miracles because it's utterly insane how crazy everything fell into place i i applied for the travel exemption and miraculously it was approved like i got a letter from graduate productions i like it with making a film here's the actual poster like i could show all the references really happening they approved like all right i got the travel exemption uh that means i can apply for for the vaccine but the thing is there was a waiting period for the travel exemption and i needed to apply to get the vaccine as soon as possible so i actually just applied to get the vaccine before i had the travel exemption and i and they said do you have you know like a legal like a thing to get a thing and i just said yes because i didn't but i was hoping i'd get the travel exemption in time or to be able to go in and they looked at the thing and there was the earliest time i could get it right um accounting for the mandatory three week waiting period to then get the second injection that i like they found a booking for me to be able to get it in a town that was three hours away from where i live so i had to drive all the way to this town to be able to get this booking uh and the the date in which i got it meant that the time i got the second injection would be literally three days before i would need to fly out um and that's like holy crap this is going to be tight and then i had to do it on a prayer that i'd be able to book in a second injection even though this was waiting time uh before i needed to fly out and that was also on the prayer that i would get the approval for the travel exemption uh that i'd even be allowed to get the injection come the date and so i applied for the uh vaccination and then i got approved for the travel exemption before i needed to go and get it and they tried to turn me away when i went to get the injection but i was like no i have the travel exemption go get your manager um got the manager got the injection and i was able to book in to get the second injection literally three days before i was i needed to fly out and then i needed to get the covid test um before i would fly out otherwise they wouldn't let me on the plane and i was like all right what's the best times to get the covid test all right i'll get it you're supposed to get it 72 hours before your flight i'm worried that it might not get back in time i will book in to get my covid test two days before i fly out i go and get my covid test and while as we're driving back from the covid test i get a call from the airline that my flight was cancelled uh by the airline because not enough people yeah not enough people were on the thing and it's like okay what are the options oh we can book you one for two days later that's not good enough there's rehearsals there's pre-prep there's all the stuff um and i'm getting to the uh thing like a day before everyone's starting to do the work all right we could put you on a day before okay do that i'll fly a day earlier but that means let's hope my covid test comes in and if i did not book to get my covid test in two days before just a day before i would not have been able to get my covid test in time for flying out and they would have turned me away uh and so again one of those things is like oh damn that's so lucky um and so i get my covid test it's negative i don't have covid i can get to the airline i get there and at the airline they try and stop me from being allowed to board because they are saying all right uh are you an essential worker no i'm not an essential worker all right do you have any uralities in canada no i don't have any uralities well you need a valid reason to enter canada and i'm like okay everything i looked up online i'm not kidding the canadian you know travel websites everything nothing said i needed a legitimate reason to enter canada they just said as long as i fill out all the up if i had the vaccine if i had a covid test if i had so already can you like the loops i have had to jump through is just unbelievable right and then they're trying to stonewall me trying to get on this flight and i'm like no no i've applied to i've done everything i need i've even applied for a canadian work visa and they're like oh oh you you have a work visa i'm like no but if applied for one it's actually being lodged well that might be uh the thing that could let's have a look and so luckily i had really helpful people in the check in that counter at the airport and they call up the canadian airport and they got the right person on the phone and said yes that's enough he would be allowed into canada you can board and then when i actually arrive in canada they don't ask for any of that like going through customs in canada was like easier than i could have imagined like i did not i was like what are they doing in australia and the most crazy thing is void from the youtube channel lindy beige he was going to be in the short film right and so he did everything that i did and he goes to get bought bought his flight to canada and they won't let him on for the exact same reasons you need a legitimate reason to enter canada and we're like no we're in canada we're talking to the canadian authorities they're saying you don't he's saying they have everything they need and they still would not let him board and he missed his flight like that's how just i i don't i don't understand why other places in the world think canada has more restrictions entering the country than the friggin country because when i get here and i was like oh yeah yeah oh what are you here are you here for work okay uh they don't ask for the work visa application or anything and they send me through i'm like oh because i was like i mean i was so stressed the entire flight thinking you know am i gonna get to canada and they're gonna ask for something that i wasn't informed about i told them out and they're just gonna send me on a flight back home i'd know like uh i'd beat three crap guys we haven't leased you there now so i am and i know and hold and it is it is absolutely amazing what's going like oh it's it's such an experience oh it's really cool man yeah i was gonna say you sound so very passionate right now it's uh i would say it's infectious but we've been awake for 13 hours of streaming i mean yeah so we're just yeah we're you know we're we're revving back up because of course i spoke well assuming there was nothing else we can we can jump into this incredible video if you're on board oh i can't wait thanks for letting me rant and share oh absolutely um obviously just wish you the best of luck with all of it because it's a sort of a nightmare time right now and i know this is really important so uh yeah i just hope it all goes smoothly enough that you're happy with what ends up coming out awesome thanks guys um so yeah this is called why black widow is one of the best mcu movies video essay i'm ready okay i'm ready for it all right this video is brought to you by new okay that is a name you know me you know what james bond needs to me right well it shouldn't be a surprise that's my movies in general get me going the same way that that series does the spy genre has had its ups and downs there was a period right after the wall came down when its place in the world seemed unclear how do we make espionage relevant when there's no longer and it is boy there's a bit much for the eyes sometimes isn't it like yeah you're you're doing too much you need to calm the fuck down editing please it's hard for me to listen to you because there's so much for my eyes to try and absorb i've always wanted to know how they determine it like what do you put what words you put up there because it always seems fucking random to me it's just it's just these words now these words these words you're like okay all right yeah there understand your video better if i close my eyes so i can just focus on one line of thought and i don't have this barrage of the senses also did he say how do you make espionage relevant mm-hmm that is an odd statement there's always conflicts going on is it not relevant yeah i was like you don't want to be kind of evolved with espionage like that's what skyfall was all about it was kind of about like internet terrorism so they kind of like changed the times according to what was going on like spy movies evolve based on like what's going on in history basically or current and it doesn't have to be set in a contemporary time to have a modern message or a relevant message and you could invent you can have you can have things take place in modern times but you can invent a country or invent a kind of conflict or it could take place in the near future you got options at your disposal and i don't think people's concerns are going to be oh well there's not a real war going on so fuck this spy movie stuff like i see you you you do not have an excuse you've got plenty of things you can do yeah yeah five genre has had its ups and downs there was a period right after the wall came down when its place in the world seemed unclear how do we make espionage relevant when there's no longer this giant soviet power with which to dedicate okay okay resources you don't need a giant soviet power to have espionage that's not how that works have you ever i mean i was noticing have you ever heard of giant soviet power yeah have you ever heard of 9 11 like the of course you could create espionage stories surrounding like post 9 11 world like there's tons of stories that are about that's like there's tons of interesting stuff that happened following that did you ever watch person of interest mate five seasons espionage about uh surveillance state well at this point it's like well have you ever watched anything you know how much james bond means to me well guess what i mean is it the stuff you're about it's gonna rise in it well all the movies has there been since 1991 probably one or two that you might be able to look at for inspiration yeah it's like five have you ever heard of the has you ever heard of like the man from uncle mm-hmm yeah that was really good still weird statement i make you should be a period of mission impossible so to try and try and give the best interpretation i can think to what is trying to say is i wonder who's thinking you know espionage in the sense of you know espionage organization versus other spy organization you know kgb versus yeah yeah but still even that doesn't make sense because there's a lot of other world powers that would have vast spy networks that you can have spy versus spy kind of you can make up whatever you want to i don't know why if you if the idea is like well you can't just make it up because you gotta have it be relevant i'd be like okay so there's like shadow organizations all over the place and parts of governments to try and collect information how do you know how do you know i'm a part of one ranks i just let loose oh my god you're a terrible spy oh no the plot sniper's gonna get you well yeah i failed spy school do not tell people you're a spy and i was like well i missed i missed a one i got the rest of it but i missed day one so i didn't know about that all day on that one rule is very important got our answer in the these when golden i in the first mission impossible film heralded the return of the genre and for about 20 years oh there you go return this music is doing my fucking tits in by the way i'm i'm i've been up for over 24 hours now and yeah i know it's filling me the question he presented we answered it like in a confused like why would you even ask this and then he had the same answers it's like why did you why did you even like what a delay do you know it's like what film noir had completed its course what what was filmed to do that this is like we could do loads of things and all it did loads of things are removed all this is so far removed from black widow as well we're like talking about like a 25 year gap in terms of like release dates like i'm guessing he's gonna give us this is a brief history of espionage movie i'm sorry does anyone think of black widow as an espionage movie really no no where is where is the espionage in the apc the home black widow it's a shit in my ass movie where's the espionage in the we're gonna assault a prison and we're going to bust out a super soldier and we're going to cause an avalanche and kill a bunch of people well it's because of how subtly and heavily they assaulted the prison emphasis on subtle yeah they were very sneaky about it and black widow used her your her um her helicopter they're like they're like yeah she used the sneakiness and subterfuge to get inside of the prison and find the person and you know bust them out no one noticed she's like a ghost in and out nobody ever seen her her using her her stealth skills explains why those soldiers weren't shooting at her they just they didn't see her yeah you know the only thing i could possibly give her credit for some maybe spy thing was when she wore the mask when they go to the base is like haha i'm not the person you think i am but there's yeah it's like oh that wasn't even an idea evan and meme the the helicopter that they used it was the it was the silent helicopter from that episode where batman cured blindness there was a silent helicopter in army of the dead memo it popped up over the side of the building well in in in batman the animated series it was like an in universe established thing were like yes the propellers don't make any noise it's like that's pretty cool technology i mean yeah sounds sounds incredible afterwards things were looking great but we learned a bit of a drought again oh no six years since on film in three since our last what about okay that's not how three years that is that is not how we determine the state of espionage but like that's not that big of a gap like three years like the that tends to happen when we're talking about like big budget block since when were we judging the state of espionage by however many mission impossible and james bomb films have come out they've been developing two new mission impossible movies for a couple of years now well i'm sorry you wanted to take years to develop this stuff you really wanted to take years you don't want it to just say oh throw a random number out there like uh 21 days um for to i mean together maybe he must if he's watched black widow then he must know both james bond and mission impossible getting instalments soon so why are you saying this why these yeah it feels like it feels like he's advocating for more rather than like the the quality of it which he seemed to be advocating before with like golden why so it's like what are you i don't know we're getting three two mission impossibles and james bond like why how is what do you want x entries are finally on the horizon oh but i need more than that oh what oh why i need that on you i need more there's a lot of other espionage kind of films outside of you know mission impossible or or james bond i mean you had the whole born franchise and i if you look at amazon prime just recently there's that movie is it anna or something about this um soviet assassin or like yeah i watched that and like that's a that's a but it's a recent espionage so i feel there's like you know they're being made well yeah i was gonna say we don't even have to find good ones we just have to find ones like we've solved this problem yeah like a lot of them aren't like franchises they're like one-off like like assassin or spy movies that are like about espionage but like they tend to not make franchises they tend to just be like contained action movies like playing okay espionage we got official secrets the coldest game operation finale red jone red sparrow my spy the spy who dumped me okay uh the catcher was a spy snowden keeping up with the jones's tom cruise fallout atomic blonde central intelligence kingsman jack richard jack reach around jack richard around the front inspector the man from uncle bridge of spies uh allied a most wanted man spies in disguise the exception men in black men in white men in red men in mauve three days to kill kingsman a secret service safe house the intimidation game barely lethal but raza argo jack ryan johnny english despite the fall of snow spy for the de hanna soul operation chrome page eight ink taylor solar spy civil war this means war born legacy mortica i red two red one red minus one tigers and i hey the spy next door echelon conspiracies total recall there's just a couple that you can watch if you want man so all right all right all right i need i need uh i need a reference for the men in white men in moge as well so i i i i need to see those films now i might have made those up what ah the trade he lied he lied to make himself sound better and that is unacceptable exactly you lied to the internet and then i said men in white because i wanted to be cool and then men in red and the men in mauve because i thought oh my god this joke's amazing it was so i wonder how many of those you seen anyway well we did it we solved this problem we don't have to watch the rest of the video now let's turn that's a brilliant actually i mean well you know let's just see if he makes any other points you know i'll cure us to see what makes any other points satisfy my two franchises are not enough to show the world why spy movies matter oh god okay you want new spy films operation secret the coldest game the operative oh we go legacy of spies spies in disguise a call to spy there's just some new ones which have come out well what's this weird appeal it's like i can't just have two franchises we have to tell people i have to get them across like why do spy movies matter you're like what what is this what what's happening spy movies lies matter i mean i i i who thinks they don't i'm just lost i'm always lost with these who are you talking to is my question i guess this is that guy over there it's like you don't watch spy movies they don't really matter and he's like what no hey oh my god why they can work thankfully the marvel cinematic universe gave me exactly what i was looking for why did you say why yeah it's the thing that's how i think the idea there is like i'm i'm really surprised it's like he's saying wow of all the places i could find a great spy espionage movies can be the fucking mcu and i'm like captain america and a winter soldier well you know that's if black widow counts that certainly counts as espionage i don't understand i'm lost more espionage than black widow yeah i don't agree with that it's got spy it's got spy elements got espionage it's got yeah it's got all those little having to you know work underground so not be seen and stuff and infiltration and things or yeah we are we are the enemies there's a better espionage series frodo it's sam do more espionage than black widow does don't don't don't don't in its by the way of black widow that doesn't sound right what that's right folks the avengers own super spy is the same woman off the trained assassin from a kid's child no i'm really confused video as a horseshit is really getting on my nerves with all of these this background noise and all this unnecessary editing it's just like stop trying to fucking hard you're doing all this work to make the shittiest point in the universe well yeah the point he just made was wow black widow that's gonna be my source of espionage like that is the whole thing what do you mean how many views did this get more i i don't know let's have a look um thank you 18 000 but man it's taken a chunk on the honest rating i think some people didn't like this was it the obnoxious music the obnoxious voice or the obnoxious conscious point the obnoxious script i need more beer needed i need to be the world's greatest spy and save the world alongside god let's let's check out his posters oh do you think he's bought all those bonds they're all like james bond posters did he buy it yeah do you think he had those posters before we bought them for this i could believe he bought them for this but i don't know he seems to love his spy stuff he like he like framed them all like just for this video isn't it weird as fuck to be like man i'm all about that spy stuff it's like you've got loads of bond stuff like it feels weird that you're like i'm a big spy fan bond like yeah okay bond is something but well he just he was a big bond fan at the beginning you know how i feel about james bond no we don't this is the best time we've seen you but well still clearly clearly he's gonna last like all right i guess i got nothing against bond i love bond uh don't know you know he's got those those posters don't i just would have thought that he would have had more varied posters but in a way i guess they are because they're across the series of bonds so yeah is he wearing a gumby t-shirt no it's spongebob squidward um i'm serious that it where's his nose wait i might be not behind the microphones from time to show okay why is he naked i mean maybe he normally doesn't wear pants anyway so i don't know what the lack of a shirt would do to change you right this looks kind of uncanny seeing him that way seeing him so oh i know i know that is that's like i think that's a that might be a self-portrait that's good word did in one episode and the joke is that it's really pretentious and awful yeah this yeah this it's called the irony this is a painting made by squidward hoping to impress an art critic in a more like belongs in the trash damn very cruel odd super soldiers and men in metal suits like the avengers you're going to want to make smart lifestyles oh no oh no 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like hey like this is a good product if you want to read the books but most people don't do that they're just like hey let's do dollar shave club in the middle of my black widow review this is our shit what is this question I was gonna say if you start reading it because for the first week you must eat only eat grapes no other food send racy photos to your goal specialist uh read every article in the tj peanut exercise for 20 minutes every day that just sounds like good advice simply believe the correct answer is simply believe if you don't believe noob won't eat grapes no other food what well I think the idea not teaching someone if every option is obviously retarded and there's only one possible sensible thing you can't claim that you taught them a sensible thing if every other option is just so stupid that a legitimate retarder have to be to think that the other options are valuable exercise for 20 minutes a day is not that bad I've already sent them racy pictures so I'm simply a psychologically backed anything if you just say oh yeah I just believe in it it's just simple well I mean flick the switch where you accept propositions is true how weird does it sound though volunteerism isn't just the accepted psychological model of the human brain and yeah just fucking believe it's just that easy just do it and if you don't believe if you don't start off by just accepting and believing this it's not going to work and if it doesn't work it's just because you didn't believe hard enough fuck this noob won't work if you don't believe this sounds disturbing like this is like look at this other thing you want to know what builds self efficiency quizzes efficacy I think but yeah it's like efficacy sorry like yeah that crush these quizzes get a confidence boost and reach your goals what are we doing here I mean here and then you're on your yeah that was a purity of a yeah on artist team yeah I guess little just like are we gonna seriously pretend like this app is a substitute for legitimate just like mental health treatment if there's actually a problem like if there's a problem I don't I don't see how this could be your solution you get to know yourself better weight loss it uses psychology to help you build new habits and crush your goals designed by psychology I don't what kind of psychologist tell you that first thing is just you just have to believe no that's not how belief works you have to convince me honestly the proposition is true I can't just flick a switch and I believe that it works honestly it's just better advice for them to say exercise for 20 minutes every day that'll give you good self-efficient skiing confidence hit that one it's like you complete the app good job exercise 20 minutes you'll be fine next hey I it's all about adjusting your overall lifestyle yeah exercise for 20 minutes a day then it's better for you it's really good for you actually yeah that's the wrong answer you have to simply believe oh so just believe in new and don't don't actually go this sounds like a fucking community episode believe in noob like it's like the yummy beans episode read about the first step is that ever nooms faults because if noom ever doesn't work you just well I mean that's that's one of the the more corrosive elements of like self-hope as an industry is a lot of it is unfalsifiable if you succeeded it worked and if if you failed you did something wrong like something went wrong you didn't you didn't work hard enough you didn't believe in yourself enough you didn't grind enough so it's like the success can always be attributed to the material that failed is it's always your fault and it's um yeah it's just it's it can be harmful noom sounds like one of those words like you know that you guys sound like it's hidden language yeah thing yeah that is tailored to who you are rather than trying to help you hit a number on a scale again actual actual tailored like assistance from a nutritionist or a psychologist is uh it just feels really icky like it's really i don't know what else is icky those fucking dead eyes looking at me right now the fucking dead eyes that's what's icky so so fucking dead on the inside i have no personality so i'm fucking youtube voice man i've got no decentable personality to mount because if i actually show people who i am i will be a fucking wanker and you'll hate me dude you sound like you need so um i i need all the new mate all of it why does he look like grapes has anyone got grapes why does he look like poljus of watson yeah i can kind of see that yeah i like apes eyes looking a slightly different direction has he used noom has he like because it's only gonna sell me a weight loss no and if i don't even think that's worth a whole lot like if i use noom what good is that i'm not a psychologist i didn't do psychology like what thing at least at least if you used noom and did all the things you said and it worked for you and you believed in a way just to buy it now that it actually helped you i would be far more all right with him peddling it because he could say i went through x amount of time on noom and i did what they said i simply believed and it actually worked and i did lose weight at least that's something this this right here we're looking at poljus of watson's brain on noom well yeah well no all joseph watson said depression doesn't exist that big brain wait what he's also he doesn't believe in it because he believes in noom he's powered by the brain force change his outlook there there is no depression because noom is always there for yay believe in noom we noom this shit up there is no depression there is noom there is only noom you wake up you open the blinds and there's just noom scrolls across the sky please for the 35 pounds that noom is going to give you please sell your soul to me right now here sell it like on your hands and knees with your tongue out licking my fucking feet oh my god i feel like reading a bedtime story to your kids do you pick goodnight noom i'm i'm picturing noom is this do you remember the future i'm going to be with the giant thing that everyone gets attached to like yes i do i feel like noom would be that in earth it's just this creature that we all accept exists now and it's slowly spreading later something like that just this it's like that's noom and everyone's like what's noom and then you're like let me do you haven't heard of noom and then four people from out of frame just like a peer talking about how amazing noom is and how it changed their life it's like why are you in my house it's like they're a ball every time you turn around there's just more noob you're like what's the ending of invasion of the body that's just like a noom is a point at you wait was noom the name of that thing in a billion back in future on a movie yes that's that's the one oh my god yeah and then what there was the brain slug though remember homey's went to the planet those are noom as well all noom man noom baby are wherever you are i will be great for you your way that is tailored to who you are rather than trying to just help you hit a number on a scale and call it a day new dig you don't believe the word you're saying you're looking you're reading from a script your eyes keep moving to it yeah because he doesn't actually give a shit about his products i see you looking down at the screen i see you look at all the videos they emailed me to use for my ad yep like how could you possibly recommend a weight loss plan that you haven't done yourself i don't even feel like i can explain that right he was paid to uh oh yeah that's right yeah fucking pizza and get fat so that's all this way yeah now why certain foods over others and how to give yourself the motivation you need not just today or tomorrow but every continuous day when you sign up for they give you these images and videos faster while your soul drains away reading out the script honestly i love these 15 minute videos i always love these 15 minute videos where they'll have like a one-minute sponsorship it's like that's actually a decent chunk out of your video yeah it is yeah a decent chunk gone i forgot about black widow for a second honestly well yeah yeah that's what this video was about be watching we got an ad for a program that's meant to be for like mental health and nutrition before an ad for black widow i'd actually kind of like it if this wasn't a black widow video at all is he's just trying to sell us all new this is just a 15 minute promotional for new every single time he gets back to talking about black widow the plot like he starts explaining it somehow noob is just reference he's like no it's time to talk about noob noob is this great noob well this is super interesting so i because i just saw meme repository post that so i looked up noob on wikipedia apparently the better business bureau has issued a warning about the subscription phase because it's difficult to cancel subscribe what also is hilarious about this thing is like the the things that is saying the product is now offering like tell you the right food to eat and give you murders like you can get all that for free you like it's you look up anyways to tell you what's the right food to eat to be healthy as a doctor the better business bureau or gave it a d rating in terms of just like this because of these complaints i'm a bullshit i'm a fucking bullshit detector extra i should stick this shit out i mean in other words like that's a thing right you probably ask coltie it is a well i think that did be the thing you asked this guys like did you know that there's a lot of complaints against this company like you do any level of research whatsoever a five minute google search gotta put food on the table okay no they said if you we're gonna give you a code and for everyone who signs up we're gonna give you three p anyway no peace three peas three peas and a grape garden peas three peas and a three grapes so i'll take it yeah so what you're telling me here is that they need to sever the noom yeah apparently um they've received like over a thousand complaints between uh over the course of a year which i mean that sounds small but that's that's three that's three a day well the people who get up to complain is more than the people who are upset about yeah most people will just like um but apparently one of the issues uh i'm reading a good morning america article that's saying that that after the end of the trial customers thought that there would be a monthly membership like you know you get billed 20 bucks a month like everything else yeah but instead it's the upfront thing where it's like you're charged for the for for several months more than than just like on a per month basis and it's difficult to get in contact with custom service apparently there are a lot of people complaining about these issues so man it's just like oh did a quick google search okay we'll suffice it seems like it's very expensive like apparently it's people getting charged like 200 bucks for this like over the course of me several months you can this free apps that can probably do a lot of this thing does you know what you probably i i don't know how it would work in america but like in australia depending on you know the nature of like your medicare or whatever you you might be able to get these services like several months of counseling for free like bulk billing you got a lot of options to pursue as well as free apps i don't know how many people in chat are actually aware of the the better help thing was such a fucking fiasco like oh yes that was a nightmare so many youtubers fell into that and there was just this moment of like yeah maybe you should fucking look into the products you're selling how about that and loads of them loads of them were like i never do that fuck that it's like oh okay because remember the fundamental transaction when it comes to an ad is trust that the audience has in you that's what's being paid for the trust that they have in your judgment like if i i don't know if i made a video it's like oh you know i don't know the new call of duty it's like it's a really cool game anyway thanks activision for paying for me to fly out of like la to play the game and then get pizza and stuff it's like well what what exactly is the transaction here because it wasn't out of the kindness of their hearts to let me play this game like there's something else going on here and it's the same for basically any advertisement that's not strictly a problem that yeah go ahead so the lol better help that was when boogie went on to a stream and said the holocaust had its benefits was that right was that when he said that i don't i don't know if that was the same era i guess it might have been um because the fuck that was a while ago at this point but yeah because a lot of people are still confused so the way it works was it was this app that said you can get psychiatric help from like professionals and stuff you sign up you'll just be paid with like a psychiatrist and they'll give you help to help you with depression that was the main thing as far as i remember then people started paying a lot of attention to it and you could basically just be any person sign up and you can get approved within like weeks or whatever to become a psychiatrist on there it was like a what it's just like you're just selling like this isn't there's nothing is verified on there it was all bullshit like all these youtube was just like i mean you know it's a big dude i think boogie said like i was helped with it and several people have told me they were helped with it that is such a bad that is i don't believe you well i mean you have an incentive to say that it helped you because to admit that it was a bad service would be to admit that you made a pretty serious mistake now the worst thing you can do is say it didn't help me but i promoted anyway they had to make a decision they had to own the mistake or they had to double down man that's just like uh it's like with the candid thing as well what people didn't look into was like oh it was an ai that was being trained specifically to be sold to like google and stuff to figure out better ways of suppressing certain accounts it's like oh no it was just a fun little shit talking ad with the fucking developer or publisher whatever that app was telling the people who are shilling for it to please make videos that disparage those who are criticising the app oh my god and then a couple of people seemingly took the month on that yeah again another whole fiasco like this is the thing you got to be careful when you shelf a stuff it shouldn't just be treated as like a fuck it whatever well yeah it's so bad for uh that fellow harmful opinions yeah yeah man he was spent a lot of time exposing them and i mean props to him he yeah he's kind of like i haven't heard of heard from him in a very very long time but from what i remember because i did follow him but he he's he wanted to do like streams of playing games he didn't want to do the politics stuff as much anymore which um understandably so yeah there's a lot of ways you could understand that he went through a the fucking ring and loads of people can i think if i remember correctly amazing atheist himself was like you're fucking this up for the rest of us it's like um that was definitely that kind of attitude but it's interesting how many people sort of like almost escaped from that one on skate considering that it was marketed specifically as like a free speech app and it was and from and it was the whole point was it was like a project to build a better algorithm to like oversee what people were saying it's like it's it is it is the antithesis of what it was said to be and like i don't know everybody just seemingly didn't feel like that made a mistake yeah you gotta be careful with these ads praise harmful opinions yeah no praise anybody who really works hard to expose these shitty fucking products and apps and shit god damn it's better to have those people in the world than the people who are like hey money money money be very careful with what you promote especially if you have a huge audience could you could be doing some serious damage that was the thing with boogie he was surrounded by people who are very invested in his mental journey and they associated with it and then he sold them all over to fucking better help it's like whoa huge mistake but uh yeah a guy who's always taught yeah the guy who's always talked about who i'm depressed oh my mental health who i'm just thinking it's it's not like some kind of i think a lot of people viewed it as like well i can't possibly be seen as having made this mistake it's like you totally can you can totally be like i fucked up i really i didn't yeah i i fucked up let me try i made a mistake it'll never happen again i've learned from this obviously the the concern i guess is could they have signed contracts that made it so they couldn't disparage indias yeah indias and stuff like that which yeah really fucks themselves and now you have to decide are you gonna break that yeah are you gonna do what's morally right are you gonna do go with that india you signed and why did you sign that india if you knew that's what i did yeah row of yourself into a corner right it's like doom you'll be paired personal goal specialist who is trained in psychology oh god oh god no jesus christ are you kidding me that we just explained all of that that he said that holy shit why would you say what did he just say i missed it i missed it he said you're gonna get replay every personal goal not just today or tomorrow but every continuous day when you sign up for noom you'll be paired with a personal goal specialist who is trained in psychology well i feel like it might just be the thing of like they have a psychology degree but that doesn't make you a psychologist i reckon they don't even say that they don't even say that they've been trained in psychology yeah i was about to say they're being they probably learned they probably learned from better help they're not gonna make any bold claims did they get work did they get a leaflet to read what does that mean i bet they get their employees to sit down and go through like a two day kind of introductory course it's like you're trained now you're gonna be a psychology representative that could be dealing with potentially very vulnerable exactly yeah exactly and look you can see the post-it notes in these on his glasses you can see the post-it notes reflecting his glasses nice post-it notes are a screen those look bright they look small they look like post-it notes on his they do look like they just look really bright um so they might have they might have literally been spawned from better help in terms of like they saw what happened they're like okay let's not claim we have psychiatrists or anything let's just say they are nutrition helper co-op people who have training in such things i won't tell you what the training is but it's that maybe they do i don't want to assume too much but man yeah maybe that's a bit spooky why just don't i'm training psychology what branch of psychology psychology it's really awkward because psychology is it's just an incredibly complicated field from what i understand i guess it's tough psychology but i guess the problem like is it isn't the case that you could just give this really broad psychology like psychological advice to people broadly as opposed to having to be very specific for that individual like sit down with them talk to them figure out what's going on with them and then starts it i i can't imagine that it's that simple i oh shit there's no way do have we ever told chat about blinkest oh so we've we covered a video once that had an ad in it for a thing called blinkest it's an app that takes books and reduces them and gives them summaries and so you don't have to actually read the books you get the crappy summary of interpretation you get bullet points of what the book was about i think my favorite point they were bullet points on like the bible like it's one of the most insulting concepts in history like let me let me take all the boring shit away for you i'll get you the interesting stuff like what oh man so many of these ads i've seen i've seen ads for blinkest and i was just i've always been struck with just what why why did you read the whole book come on like come on just read the book these books are really short a lot of the books that they have are like the standard self-hope self usually they're like a hundred pages you can read them in a couple of days you'd be better off just reading the whole book rather than getting the bullet points and plus the whole point of like these books is that you're trying to build up your arguments like it's not enough to just get the little dot points of this is the conclusion like you need all of the extra stuff that builds up to that point to actually fully understand it and to have those ideas form in your head and be useful and people and people with some people in our chat at the time were like well hey it's only non-fiction there's like it's only non-fiction it's like wow that's like hundreds of thousands of books and then it's just funny it's like imagine it with fiction as well where it's just like uh so Frodo and Sam fellowship they get together some stuff happens the ring goes into the volcano you know the rest like you look what oh man it's so depressing that an app like that would even have any kind of footholds no stop and there's like other sites that can do this that ship for free anyways why fucking pay for an app the super awkward part when it comes to that is i'm pretty sure it's just agreed upon at this point that reading like just reading books can be incredibly helpful just neurologically like actually reading the whole thing so the benefit of reading extends beyond just getting the information like there's just something working in your brain it's like give me a list of maybe good ideas yeah do we buy community you can even join a group chat with other noom subscribers link in the description below to noom and take the quick spread the new and easy online i would really like to know okay so come on really like to know what you know oh i would like to know what if there is like any connection between this and better health because this is setting off alarm bells in my head hardcore i would like to know there's probably a lot of these these apps to be honest with you there's probably a lot of them um they're skirting the lines of legality with what they are promising and yeah this isn't new you shall be paired with a specialist expert who has training in yeah this reminds me of uh that robots movie why be you when you can be noom oh my god feel the noom and oh the humanity feel the new i'm gonna know the new man other subscribers just click the link in the description below to check out no and take the quick oh wait is he gonna have the first 100 clicks get a special discount let's see he's gonna say we're gonna exercise that suits you and thank you so much to noom for sponsoring this for giving me money you didn't we're gonna we're gonna toss this video into the fires of mountain noom oh yeah beautiful so much to noom for sponsoring oh sweet Jesus Christ let's go back to the world international okay we're in a room how are you doing as you're hanging in there i'm fine i'm good no i just i just thought it was like 645 in the morning and it's not 945 so i'm flies when you're having fun when you're having noom i'm having fun question mark having time flies when you're having noom you need to sleep when you have noom well it'll it will be noom in two hours oh my god that place exists you know that exists the fires of mountain noom by the fires of mountain noom the acolytes of mountain noom they just go out through middle age of noomology spreading the faithful noom to all its loyal what a strange universe we're in okay this timeline is odd i want to back yeah yeah this timeline has got a bit why i love black widow remember what this is about black widow every time the ad adds he's like now let's talk about noom oh the espionage was noom all along oh shit drake off rips his face off just noom black widow said she should have gone noom just just cancel the mcu and replace it with the noom cinematic universe new black widow is awesome it's a kick-ass spy thriller featuring the mcu has to be expected gripping set pieces scarlett joe hanson's best performance as of no no no no no no no no all of those statements are wrong really all of them damn all of the best no have you watched the other movies she's fucking great watch avengers then get back to me something that i decided not watching blonde instead i'm gonna decided not to point out but that avenger scene was that um like i just said that she's feeling what she's feeling herself you watch it her face is stone cold when loki reminds her of a whole history but her throat moves because she's fucking losing it she's trying to control herself it's a really cool bit of acting fucking this movie like god damn it's so distractingly awful i don't know noom the only emotion in this movie was sadness and it was mine i should have put newman in godelbez fan say noom every rat put noom hello jerry hello newman yay Natasha Romanov and a supporting cast who not only bring their a-game but relishing relishing in it oh relishing oh yeah i remember this movie captain america civil noom oh they're relishing in their own acting or i get well i'm just relish for the first week and nothing else under noom i guess he's saying nothing real they're enjoying it they're enjoying acting as a lexie and a sword of the characters this is hard to watch after having made the fucking video you know what the acting's great all the characters are great it's great noom star wars the noom unleashed what simpson oh my god a noom awakens now i'm just thinking again the last noom i it's like there's luminal sub what was it subliminal and subliminal yeah so there'll be songs about noom i guess they'll say moon you know and then just reverse it's like ah see it's noom and you see it in the moon it's like that's moon two but then you got super liminal where someone just says hey you join noom it's like okay yeah i'll join noom i thought did you say simpsons at one point in that or did i just make that up in my own head well that was the simpsons that reference yeah because i honestly like it fast forwarded to me i thought you're gonna say simpsons hitting noom like that was gonna be the joke oh yeah that was the navy episode or should i say the noom that was the navy one yeah when he has the hippy fantasy where there's hippies on top of a giant praying man to shoot like oh it's an american soldier chats chats off they're making the noom for every movie that ever existed it's all good oh we now have a cult in the efab lore fantastic captain america the first noom the first noom the noob adore the noom horizon the dark side of the noom how the noom stole christmas the fellowship of the noom 12 years of noom we've got the twilight saga new noom they've got nuts with it yeah oh the rest of noom twilight saga new noom wow that's funny yeah obviously i was just it was just better when ad said it i'm sorry this delivery was stronger fall out new noom full out new vagus citizen noom new hotline the witch in the new dead noom noom at the infinity noom 310 to noom 310 to noomaha the chronicles of noom doctor noom or how i learned to stop stemming my audience it's the show shanky noom shun our country for old noom just the fault of the is a noom cut sylophus is noom 12 years of noom the embers new noom noom feratu noom fight a man far from noom noom coming as well no way noom star wars a noom hope yeah that was full of new monday the noom night rises noom the passion of the noom to infinity a noom classic noom lighting nooms it's a noom noom noom noom world like an all-verse one dark nooms jackie chan shanghai noom finding noom 2 mortal noom bat rebel without a noom mad max beyond thunder noom don't forget just the noom cut from dust till noom the winner is chidi chidi noom noom that is the biggest kiss kiss noom noom tomorrow noom chidi chidi noom noom chidi chidi noom noom we hate you with some names you're like which part do you even replace with noom when you're like charlie really wonkern the chalk the noomy side squad has been days of future noom dead by noom like toy story noom noomy i love that image by the way in the noom factory oh of course noombers oh my god uncut nooms indiana jones in the temple of noom the noom it's almost real like yes to get to the temple of noom the noom matrix the noom tricks apocalypse noom the sheen noom apocalypse noom tepskeen didn't noom himself apocalypse noom oh dr noom love oh man oh instead of dr noom of course dr noom well we got oh dr noom love the the spy who noomed me noom repository i i didn't approve of that the dead noom society i think your funny but the way it is is close to noom and knowing they're starting to blend together i'm i'm changing my my handle on twitter to noom pa yes that makes sense men will be a solid three noom eat it like full noom jack tomorrow edge of noom noom erotic noom man sky nooms versus babyface the noom of us noom yo and juliet the noom returns what were the lost of noom a noomily ink the girl with the noom tattoo i just got a snoomer oh the emperors noom crew the emperors noom nooms crew treasure noom crew's a noom age oh star trek noom assist how to trade your noom hung noom panda come in for the quest for noom the wrath of noom the search for noom the voyage noom 2001 and noom odyssey you realize the most excited i'm gonna be for this video now is what he re mentions noob right at the end nooms of the old republic the princess in the noom please talk about nooms more fun yeah they're almost a creature though yeah nooms are like little little guys that just run around to do stuff they're like to noom or war it's a noom or war oh you guys want to watch this video that's all right there's a fucking video it's a space space get it over the hunchback of noom down noom down no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's the noom of nautradam yeah that's right the noom back of noom when you call it the hunch noom of heaven noom row no it's the noom back it has a noom for a back i prefer hunch noom the noom back noom back yes that's an american noom war then noom then noom we always juliet i love i love how this is always the most active i'll chat ever gets generating fucking movie names a noomler's list i like how this is like we can replace an ai by the way this is what this is it's just replacing film tapes with noom noom runner so i'm picture i'm now starting to picture a new raker like what like one of those tribbles from star trek bigger that's what i'm seeing in noomers i don't know why oh it's just it's just self perpetuating the aid or the grain of noom tiny creatures that like make high-pitched noises like like maybe they're you know noom encompasses many different entities because we still have the big mother noom that like you know they excrete a pheromone that causes people to worship them yes they're they're they're also they're noom nipotent noom oh boy oh my god i'm nooming i'm gonna i'm gonna noom i'm gonna noom i'm gonna noom i'm gonna noom don't noom they noom it seems noom an intercourse noom an intercourse we got noom patrol noom patrol dude with my noom a serbian noom oh no don't take noom adventure the big noomowski nooblings to the new bad turn the noomy noom of the dead come yum noom noom yum mission impossible from the noom out yeah the human noomapede jimmy noom tron dr strider 10 things i hate about noom men and noom i like new monji i gotta say that was really fun oh look it's a whole diagram of healthy wolver noom or would that be noom verane noom verane i think feels like more the noom man yeah the ex nooms the ex nooms new monji i got i got silence of the nooms when he the noom when he the noom when he the noom what if but with noom venom let there be noom let there be noom yeah dude episode three of what if should just be noom is this what if noom yes what if noom yeah he got the 12 angry nooms everything to noom noom born pacific noom independence noom i get behind that bat ran batman and nooman yeah well yeah i am more than half when nooms out to continue the video now yes let us let us continue the cycle of noom has been completed uh the man said right after the man Ben noom sing not only bring their a game but are relishing in it being set right after the war it has a moderate aesthetic throughline to that earlier entry a moderate aesthetic through it don't compare this the every step brothers it's are they are you gonna talk about the fucking the big words for the places is that the big aesthetic throughline like what else you got come on it's a fresh and wonderful new style to the franchise it's one of my favorite mcu so this is probably the least of that kind of movie for the mcu when you watch black widow you're just like god this is so just very mcu sludge it's like reminds me this is mcu content like everybody when they saw that helmet thing happened and the suicide squad was immediately like well i'm remembering that as part of this film is like filming technique forever yeah when does that happen in black widow i remember the pain yeah it was the date and i just wanted to get that out of the way first so that you could understand where i'm coming from i understand not really um all i know now is you are hyper biased toward this film for some reason but i don't know what it is it's because he likes what is it yeah i'm going to feel as passionately as i do or that this film is 10 years too late and that's completely okay but at least from my man it's too no no no it's not okay it's if it's too anything it's not that's the whole point of not okay that's what that's what the two thing is it's not okay if it's too late i think it's too late and that's okay well wait no after she died and it's not too late also this is all good as someone just highlighted the super child is like relishing in it it's like he sued them like it's so awkward he's relishing that lawsuit yeah matrix remunerated he wants to do it in arbitration rather than through court wait sorry what's happening i think the development is that disney would prefer for it to go through arbitration rather than through court i bet they would yeah yeah of course well because arbitration means that it's you can have it be like you know more more close behind closed doors like it's not as public well since they've basically cut her off he don't want no discovery phase h numerga well i think that their argument that the film made something like 500 fluid it's um that noom that noom and i think that was gone pneumatica from what i understand the development is let me i remember seeing it that they said that the film made so we got our numbers now apparently plus disney plus revenue it was something like 500 million dollars sure that movie made which is less than what they wanted i would imagine oh yeah yeah yeah i think that would be a billion pre-pandemic like that would be probably needed about 550 to break even 550 million to break even yeah so it says 367 million box office 125 million streaming um that's according to the latest court filing angry noom angry noom right where they lost money might have lost money maybe yeah the fact that it's the fact that we're having the conversation of maybe it even did instead of it just was like which is yeah that's bad news to be worried assurance assurance for it sat on the shelf doing nothing man that's true plus plus the interest from the investors that money ticks and ticks that's why you got to get your fucking films out but yeah that's a lot of money that this film most likely had to make around 550 to even break even on this and we don't know much about its numbers on hb o not hb o disney plus no it's it's what i said is that according to disney's own like court filings it made about 125 million from streaming so that brings the total amount that it made to about 500 million which is yeah not not my a like that my a the newman the strike well black widow was a triumph that's what i think it's an absolute triumph as i do or that film is 10 years too late and that's completely okay but at least from my opinion i'm here to tell you why i think black widow works and why i think it's one of the most important effective man roman the law is everywhere stop it it's none of those important important really the mcu was able to exist functionally without it means it's one of the most unimportant they squeezed it in between not multiple movies a movie yeah in such a way that none of it was ever referenced it's just like oh it was just it's like she walked into a room walked back out about a whole movie happened the only thing of it that's going to like i can lead into anything in the future is the post-credits scene yeah that's a which to be fair like if yelena just showed up and said i was i'm his sister and i'm pissed at you it'd be like all right you caught me up i guess problem solved it's just like yep there you are and you know what she'd be a better person at that point because she wouldn't have had the prison scene yes fucking prison scene man widow works and why i think it's one of the most important you mean the mass murder scene emotional entries in the mcu emotional oh my gosh you don't clap at anything won't you well you need you better help well i know i did feel something with this film i did feel something i felt dead on the inside but i felt something dead on the end all right is he comparing this against the confrontation between captain america and iron man when you know tony stark feels that bucky barns killed his parents like that his things i get as emotional as those moments he's comparing it to everything everything in the mcu every wild goodness every emotional payoff you can think of y'all do is death the fucking now actually thinking this guy's associate well this is the problem with these videos they're always so fucking hyperbolic they call us hyperbolic all the time i'm like look at you guys you're going nuts you're like this is the greatest movie the mcu so far for it's emotional importance emotional the next greatest movie yeah until the next greatest movie comes out which is shang chi the greatest one the next greatest movie will be whatever the next Marvel movie it's definitely going to be eternal that'll be like the big this is like not your standard comic yeah it's evolving shang chi and the legend of the 10 nooms yeah i'd watch that the 10 nooms they'll be real important are they going to be like bracelets as well that are called rings for some reason that deserves yeah it's funny that they're called a race that is a big on people's arms like that is that is what is the definition of a ring is it does it have to be fingers uh-huh well i guess that's hmm why would i say that yeah because one of my favorite games and that's called a halo at ring like thousands of thousands of miles across ah here we go i mean ring a snow child band games or big one on a finger as an ornament or a token of marriage engagement or authority well yeah so ring definition is just yeah more a small that is that is the jewelry version of a ring but small on a finger version and it's a small version of a ring the actual just the term ring represents an unbroken circular band right sometimes which means there's still correct column rings in shang shi correct shang shi yeah it's just very counter-intuitive i mean if saturn can have rings around it satan those aren't rings they're too big no these are jewelry though they're just represented the jewelry well yeah bunch of small ice actually i know i know that i agree with you uh as the only thing is shang shi and the legend of the 10 bracelets this doesn't sound quite right does it it's like wow well i gotta say shang shi and the legend of the 10 rings that's a mouthful like it sounds shit already yeah it's a really long shang shi yeah that would be another choice yeah well don't make it just don't make it what up well so the man like i would like for there to be like a cool martial arts movie that'd be neat but i don't know let's see i think i i think people are just just on such an even fundamental level the name is not attracting them like i'm not even familiar with this character does he have a superhero name like even if he was just something as dumb as kung fu man would have worked better to attract people's attention uh yeah because i'd be like oh this is a comedy okay well maybe i think honestly i think you're on the logo on the poster and that'll sell tickets it looks so generic um yeah they were gonna make it english but and they said what does shang shi translate to in english they're like derrick smith oh well apparently ah film okay i don't think the film called derrick smith's gonna do much so we're keeping chinese by the way i saw a clip actually of this film it's it's some really great lamp got lamp shading right that's it's really great lamp character the character is great lamp guys this lamp is made of noom this noom lamp shade but anyway he says like so apparently he can't he left and change his name to shorn it's like man shong shi to shorn it's like dude like try a bit harder to change your name if you want to find did he have a second there was a just shorn well maybe he had a lot shorn she oh no shorn she i don't know maybe that was it that's just like man um it's uh nothing about the name catches my attention or makes it oh well yeah because of that it's like i just want to say you're on something with that because iron man without any causes like what's that about iron man man of iron like the man in the iron oh okay so apparently according to wikipedia shong chi is also known as the master of kung fu and brother hand brother i mean if those are your three choices i would go with shong chi i have brother i want to see the master of kung fu the master of kung fu feels too nebulous to be a specific identity for one boring to me like the master of kung fu okay well i i guess there's that too i guess he's a kung fu master right i guess i mean you they're adding extra stuff right in the comics does he fling around a bunch of rings is that like bracelets well doing the rings are actual rings in the comics and the Mandarin is an iron man villain i don't know yeah yeah but they screwed it up so this is our door and hey look it's been building since iron man one this was definitely in the plan when they made iron man one they were like you know in 13 years more than that actually this one like reference to the 10 rings is gonna come back it's gonna come back in 13 years you'll see but they should they should have run with it 13 years in the making shong chi and then have iron man just say you know have them say these disorganization the 10 rings uh 13 years from now when i'm dead somebody will avenge them don't don't don't don't wait for christmas 10 bracelets who do do do black widow fell off a cliff and died and she should have stayed that way but they got it back for a whole movie one last one last skin suit get in that skin suit one more time hey that's like a dress and corpse of dead drag that dead fucking corpse of black widow across the screen for two hours what's like when i when jerry was with tammy and see rick and morty yeah i was gonna say the fucking skin suit people in that as well like the it is kind of like that like when she turns up because you know she's dead already that if you know they're gonna assassinate her she's like oh look at this creature walking around calling herself black would have to stop it going it's like it's ditto yeah she gonna die of course she's not because she's she she's dies in in another film we already know how she does they really took advantage of that didn't they no stakes whatsoever when it comes to didn't they have a comment about that because i didn't put it in the video but they they addressed that they were like yeah but even if she does die later we're still gonna put it through many like crazy adventures and stuff all kinds of damage it's like yeah you killed her a million times over dead it's so it's fine it's the one it's one of the things that just like everybody picked up on watching it so you can't not pick it up i even think like my dad's really chill with movies i think if he was watching he'd be like oh she oh she's okay yeah she's walking around tough girl yeah she i think you'd be like how is she not there he would ask me like does she is she a super person or whatever or he'd just assume it i just feel like yeah sure she's she's a super it's fine don't worry about it yeah she's more powerful than captain america in that film she i'm trying to think of what did she survive the heat he probably could survive the what she survived right right well i mean could he have survived a plunge straight from the fucking space station to the ground like hey there was a little parachute went boop right before he had a parachute yeah about 10 meters from the about 10 meters in the bottom yeah why are you making fun of that scene it was so cool everything was it was so powerful it was emotional i would say it was important they were relishing it it was important relish i hate it when mcdonald's relish is my burger and i tell them not hey do you think this guy would be pissed at scorsese he's like black widow is cinema fuck you and we'd be like oh god i don't agree with either maybe like i mean we agree uh when you on a on a fucking table that hard she's just gonna fucking spark herself out no she'll be fine you feel like if captain america slammed his head on that something would break are they his own skull the table yeah because he's pretty powerful i'm looking if and he's gonna break his own brain noobs which are super soldier brain noobs maybe they're a little stronger you know no i'm not saying captain america won't survive in it i'm saying she's apparently she's on a parity with his power level in this film well if he had a super desk he could do it that's super desk made out of super soldier desk it's injected with the serum yeah you have to like super screw into the desk yeah they put the desk in that thing yeah that machine they put the desk in the scene in the first movie but a desk getting put that machine there's only one dude in the whole year it's like is that a desk why are we putting a desk in that he's the only person who notices like everyone else is gonna say that we're trying to make chairly canon yeah well mel would be happy yeah yeah i mean just just uh put the super serum in in a chair and captain america will throw a chair around instead of uh instead of a shield wouldn't that be copying bat rock that's bat rocks thing oh yeah that is bat rocks thing isn't it don't want to don't know yeah don't want to mix and match all these powers i love it when they're all individual and not just hyper powerful female characters that'll have mystical magical powers that i can't tell the difference between no discernual feature on them at all it's like oh describe monica rambo so she's a jelly person that can yes what about scarlet we limits are yet to be determined i guess range range of stuff that comes out of her that's really strong red lube juice it's like the juice that they use in the mind control maybe they got it from her maybe yeah um you know what'd be fucking great by the way is if she misunderstood when filming what they were going for and so when she's on the press circuit she's like yeah yeah you know she's gone down a bad route she is a full-on villain now she is doing horrific things and you know we hope the event just can stop it and the makers are like what no what you're a hero what yeah you're a hero you were a hero fucking kidding me i just went and killed a bunch of kids no but ronica ronica rambo said the it's okay ronica rambo ronica rambo no no no monica is trans and her new name is ronica his new name is ronica ronica she's stunning and brave but she's not that clever so kind of her a bit of hey you know ron for sure yeah ronica rainbow here yeah you know with all these nooms running around we need some sort of organization like uh like a noom variance authority oh my god and they they take out any variant nooms they melt them anyway no i want to know why this movie is important okay you guys are ruining all the important messages about all right gosh why i think it's one of the most important effective and emotional entries in the MCU without getting into heavy spoilers or a deep plot the basic premise of the film is that natasha romanov is on the run out getting into spoilers you want to talk about why this is one of the best things to you from her sister you wouldn't want to spoil when breaking down a movie would you oh yeah the the really complex plot that makes actually no sense i was actually going to spoil that this plot is one of those plots that relies on you not like just you just go with it you're like these people are here these people because like so many reviews i watched would just describe how um she goes to her at the at the apartment and it's like did anybody wonder how and why all of that happened because i don't blame people for not doing that it's fucking strange and fast but it happened like me is basically me in bed strange and strange and fast strange and fast teach me your power do you have jelly powers like on a crambo ronica but i can't last i think i can't keep up for long i can't last long getting in a heavy spoilers hey the candle that burns brightest you know yeah the premise of the film is that natasha romanoff is on the right turn into a jelly creature that just likes it while hiding out receives a package from her sister yelena that reroutes her onto a yelena yelena yelena you said you love this movie you call it a yelena i hit the way can we keep the port keep the frame here can we just see that the actress is still lying on the mattress that they have provided for her oh my god you couldn't just lay on a building you had to lay on a mattress i don't know what's wrong with that what should lie on the mattress in the movie yeah what's wrong with that right okay right do you not want to stable platform for sniping purposes so the only thing i find weird about it is how the fuck it must have been a difficult job to get up maybe dropped in by helicopter or something but i'm assuming we're very good little is the sniper on like a tripod or something i i can't actually tell from here but i don't anything so if that's a normal mattress if you move like any other part you know how one of those topopedic things i don't mean that the part travel would be on the mattress i mean it'd be on the edge of them like the concrete past the mattress you know i can't tell from here if it's long enough though maybe uh yeah i wouldn't it's no point in putting a tripod on a mattress it's just well i mean it's probably better than not but still she's on a mattress on a roof already we've thrown reason out the window and she's right i mean i guess logically possible that she can do that well like i said i i never even thought about this like i guess it's strange that she got the mattress up there you know maybe she happened to find it close up but she definitely on the mattress on the close-up she's definitely on a mattress yeah i remember seeing that visual quite a few times i would feel insulted as an actress like oh it don't lay down we're gonna put this fucking mattress here for you to lay on but remember you're a woman yeah you're strong female character but make sure that you lay down on this mattress we don't want that cold hard ground touching you don't want to get you cold do you think it's how insulting see that window next to just down there do you think she jumped in there stole the guy's mattress and like popped it up by a rope 100 percent just give me a mattress yeah weird it does really strong weird cumbersome nature of a mattress and yeah well i'm thinking about it now like oh imagine getting the mattress from inside that room up to this like oh it's gonna be so fucking annoying and you have to try and curl it through the window and it's not working and it falls out like i'm gonna be like what are you doing i'm getting my mattress aren't you getting your matress my sniping mattress what is it's like a hatch on the roof and she's she's actually got the mattress on top of the hatch on the roof oh maybe you guys snipe without a mattress i'm actually fucking weird i'm sniping comfort that is kind of funny actually yeah and and the fucking useless bitch missed she she was didn't even fire right she's also nothing all that for fucking nothing that she didn't know it was gonna be nothing she was ready to shoot she would have nailed it for combat with her that was that's her that if you look close you can notice it's actually camouflage mattress that's her combat mattress it's like retractable it sits in there like um gauntlet thing you just press the buttons like a mattress yeah it's got little it's got little molly straps on the side of it oh man like they're all they're all deployed in like the ship you know like the kind of helicopter they're in for the suicide squad she's just there with a mattress she's like i'm gonna need it just still mind me okay now to me the most insulting thing about the scene right here is that she's clearly on the wrong building you know you see that white building with the yellow highlights that's blocking a very large portion of her view and as a sniper you would have gone onto that building there because it has a larger field of view it has a wider lip to give you more cover and look it even has a door that leads to the roof so you can bring a mattress well shad what is fatal flaw with your plan shad fatal flaw with your observation i'm looking at that white building with a gold trim and i count approximately zero mattresses oh no what are you doing you could bring a mattress with you onto it you know what you can bring the mattress with the tree i'm changing positions and there's no there's no large building there's no large building to block your field of view and it's a it's like a vastly better position for a sniper so which bloody idiot put her on the red building well the red building has the mattress you guys know um the mattress is there to begin with because they're not going to move the mattress like no no field of view is not the most important thing for a sniper i need a mattress this building has a mattress we're going to have done yeah that's probably what it was she chose it because of the mattress it was the only one that had a mattress on top of it yeah it was the only one that just had a mattress conspicuously placed oh come on you've seen that all the time these are the great mattress families of where this is morocco they just love having mattresses on roofs that's like a state of moroccan culture you know the homeless situation in morocco got really bad okay yeah they live on top of us maybe it's like hey why don't we go to my roof tonight this is my aesthetic roof mattress we can make love and we can make a love underneath the moonlight we can snipe people what about emotional and important because you're an emotional important woman oh yes you say we have a lot of roofs like snoopy or something we would work on your breathing that's a little bit like snitch you guys know um shop put we are friends in morocco strange and quick it just like uh you want middle beat shop put you know that turn your pelvis i was that man on the roof i was that baby he was that mattress i was the conception shop put you know that i was that mattress i know i know shop put that that's the thing with the bowls right yeah you know how they they spin it and then they let go and it was as um i was thinking i thought shop put was when you put it up like against oh yeah you might be right actually which is the one where they spin is that the one they spin and throw yeah they spin with the shop put at the chin still depending on the technique they're spinning i know that discus is the one that uh you spin for sure oh okay well you know what shop put that man any of those three i was thinking maybe you have like to get the mattress over to that building she could do that which one has the string we were saying it's hammer you you you you you down and then you turn to your one thing you don't spin with shop put hammer throw no i mean like which one has which one has the string thingy that you throw and i keep saying how that you around is oh the strings oh the hammer this yeah that's when you spin rigid there we go we got there in the end you only took 10 minutes we got it i think you should hammer throw the mattress mattress hammer throw the mattress to the other building that's what i'm suggesting she's a black widow they've been trained yeah right well he's just gonna fall down and walk up that washing line no no she will get it right over there she'll nail it i don't think she got it up there okay the more i look at this in the more dumb things i've noticed like it is a very conspicuous place to lie for a second look at this building on the far left of the screen right anyone looking out of a window at that building all the buildings are the hole that sees out this there's a sniper on the roof and you know the other building where i said she should belong there's a lip on the sides to give her more cover so it would be easy to hide all right and there's already things on the roof to make it less odd to have say a mattress on there's someone just put a mattress there on this roof