the speed of light, the cloud of dust, and a hardy high old silver, the Lone Ranger. With his faithful Indian companion, Tonto, the masked rider of the planes led the fight for law and order in the early western United States. The stories of his strength and courage, his daring and resourcefulness have come down to us through the generations, and nowhere in the pages of history can one find a greater champion of justice. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear. From out of the past come the thundering hoofbeats of the great horse Silver, the Lone Ranger rides again. Come on, Silver! There's trouble on the trail ahead. Help, Silver! Down the long, curving slope on the stagecoach route between Big Horn and Mesquite, thundered a six-in-hand stage. The coach was painted scarf and carried the name Jarvis on each side, and high up in the jolting driver's seat, feet braced against the board, rifles snug in the scabbard under the seat. Repairs of brains held in his brown fists was Jim Jarvis himself. He narrowed his eyes and peered down through the heat haze at a little shack at the bottom of the slope. Hey, Miss Nellie! Miss Nellie! Don't shout at me, Jim Jarvis. Is there any way to talk to a passenger? Well, I've got a shout so you can hear me. We're almost at the halfway house. Too soon? Yes, sir. I told you we'd make good time. I'm glad I'm still alive. The trouble with you is you've been riding with a Nelson stagecoach. Now you're riding with a real stage line. God, Nelson's all right. Hey, Silver! He's a skunk and a coyote and a farmer. Besides, he's after my best girl. You're referring to me, Jim Jarvis? Yeah, I sure am, Miss Nellie. And let me tell you this. My stagecoach line is better than Bob Nelson's. And I'll make a better husband than Bob Nelson. You'll pick a fine time for caught me, Jim. That's the only time when Bob Nelson isn't around that I can't see and talk to. Jim, what's happening? Oh, David, there's another one. What are the wheels? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's the only time when Bob Nelson isn't around that I can't see and talk to. Jim, what's happening? Oh, David, there's another one. What are the wheels, Halah? No. We gotta slow down. We'll smash the smotherings. Now, hold on, Miss Nellie. Hold on. Easy there, like it. Easy, boy. Easy. There you are. Well, so far as I guess I beat Jim Jarvis to halfway house this time, didn't I? He's coming the other way, Nelson. It's might longer. Yeah, but he isn't here yet. Maybe not, but you brought your stagecoach from Bighorn. That's 52 miles from Mesquite. It's 53 miles. Only one mile difference. Sure, but the trail's much tougher from Mesquite. Say, puzzles me, Nelson. Yeah? You two young fellas ought to be friends. Oh, I mean it. You're both about the same age. Nice young fellas, except you both got hair-trigger tempers. Why, you could join up, run a stage line together, make money that way. You came up with Jim Jarvis? Not on your life, Topaz. Well, there's not enough business for two stage lines. You didn't have any passengers, did you? Well, of course you didn't. It's about all you can do to keep your stagecoach in repair. Well, Jarvis isn't making any money either. Oh, well, I guess there's no sense trying to calm down a pair of wildcats, is there? Before I'm through, I'll run Jarvis out of business. Yeah, he says the same thing about you. Hey, what's that? First, Jim Jarvis. I told you he'd make good time. What's wrong with the stage? He's got a wheel missing. If he don't drag that team down, he'll turn a summer soldier sure as shooting. Rain him up, Jim. Keep their heads up.  Oh, that sure was a close call. That's right. Smart driving, Jim. What had happened? Halfway down the slope. The wheel just busted right loose. I hope Miss Nellie's all right. Miss Nellie, are you all right? It is a fail, Jim. Just give me a... Man, I never had such a wild ride in all my born days.  All I had to have seen is I almost lost it. I wonder how I could have been so careless letting that wheel get loose enough to follow. Come on in the halfway house and have a drink, Jim. It's on me. I reckon you can use it, eh? And I've got something nice and cool for you, Miss Nellie.  I'll be right along. I want to look at this coach and see what happens. Don't be too long, Jim. Uh, Bob Nelson's inside. He just brought his stage in from big home. Nelson, huh? I'm not interested in that ombre. I'll be right along.  Beats me, Miss Nellie. Two nice young fellas like that ought to be friends. Oh, still there, Dusty. I want to see what happened. I don't want any Nelson to coyote. Competing against my stage nine when he knows there's only business enough for one. But before I'm through... That's funny. Looks like something happened to that wheel. I'm positive that pin wasn't bent. Well, I'll be... It looks like it was sawed. Almost in half sawed, and... So that's it. Somebody did it deliberate. Figured on killing me. And there's only one gen I know I could want to do that. Nelson. Bob, I just wish you and Jim would give up this silly argument and get to be friends. There's no sense to it at all. Well, I don't like him and never have, Miss Nellie.  They're both stubborn as mules and got timbers like Lobo Wolves. Bob, you didn't even come outside to help stop the stagecoach. Oh, I didn't know you were in it, Miss Nellie. But even so, you could have helped Jim Jarvis. Listen, as far as I'm concerned, the sooner he breaks his neck, the better. I knew you felt that way, Nelson, but I never figured it would be ordinary enough to try and kill me. Oh, it's you. Nelson, you made that wheel drop off my stagecoach. What'd you say? Your low-code, Jarvis. Jim, what are you saying? Miss Nellie, that was no accident. Somebody fixed my coat so the wheel would fall off. I got the proof right in my hand. Well, I'll be dog-gone. That's the pin that holds the wheel on. It's been sore almost in half. Hi, Jim. Whoever did that is no better than the murderer. Yeah. Did you hear that, Nelson? Jarvis, are you claiming I pulled a trick like that? There's nobody else I know I could have done it. Sure, I'm saying it. Well, I won't bother denying it. Bob, you didn't... Of course I didn't, Miss Nellie. But this polecat just as much as called me the kind of no-good armory who'd shoot somebody in the back. What he needs is a torque. You're wearing guns and so am I. With subtlest with bullets. Well, that suits me to a T. Jim, Bob. Get to one side, Miss Nellie. Topaz, you better get her out of here. Now, now, boys, listen now. Let's not have any more talk. Get out, Topaz. Oh, bullheaded. Bullheaded. It's no use, Miss Nellie. No, I won't let him fight. No use, I tell you. Come along, Miss. No use. No use. When two wildcats make up their minds to fight, you might just as well let him get over it. You come outside, Miss Nellie. I'll give you one chance, Jarvis. Take back what you said about me. Nobody would pull an ornery trick like that, but you, Nelson. Kino, that settles it. You earn a gun. And I'm gone. You'll never... Oh, my gun. This gun fights over before it starts. That's a mass man. I suppose you're a partner now. He's no partner of mine, Jarvis. Just stand still while I get my... We heard the shot. Jim, Jim did by... Oh, what happened? We're a mass scout law. Jim, you... Well, neither one of you is hurt. No, the only bullets came from the mass man's guns. Which one of you owns this stage is going to Mesquite? I do, mister. Good. I'm not traveling. Huh? I have a passenger for you, stage coach. Hello. The stage for Mesquite is leaving in a few minutes. Here's a driver. He's taking you there. But he's not savvy. He's not good on that stage. They're going there now, Kimosave. Let's scout Traylor Long beside the coach.  Say, what's this all about? Are you two gents road agents? You'll find nothing worth stealing from my stage, coach. I can tell you that right now. Now, let's not argue. Talos in a hurry to get to Mesquite. Yeah? Why? So he can come back in a hurry. So that he... Well, of all the crazy reasons I have... Get moving, Nelson. And you come along, Prado. I reckon I've got to. Adios, Miss Nelly. I'll see you back in Big Horn. Adios, Bob. Adios, Nelson. Well, at least you'll get over your mad. Not me. I remember things. You hear that, Jarvis? I heard you, Nelson. I'll be waiting in Big Horn, too. Kino, when I get there, you'll be ready for a gunfight. That one won't be interrupted. Adios. Adios, Kimosabi. See you in Big Horn. Adios, Tando. In Big Horn. Now, what are you going to do, mister? Your stagecoach lost a wheel, didn't it? How did you know? I saw you on the slope. Jarvis, you get outside and start putting your wheel back on your stage. How can I? That wheel's halfway up the mountain. No, it isn't. Right outside. You see, we picked it up on the way here. You did? Well, now I... Never mind the thanks.  Uh, but just a moment.   All right. Nelson's headed for Mesquite. So there's no danger. You'll start that gunfight again. You can go now. Well, that depends. What do you aim to do? I, uh, am staying here. I'm going to talk to Miss Nellie and Topaz while you fix that wheel. You see, I'm curious to find out what this is all about. Now go ahead. And that's just about the whole story, Mask Man. I don't know why I should be talking to an outlaw so freely, but... Oh, so that's it. Stagecoach rivalry, huh?  Does he, Topaz? Well, it's hard to say, mister. Like Jarvis mentioned, who else would? Oh, Topaz, you know Bob wouldn't do a thing like that. You like Bob Nelson, Miss Nellie? I like him both. Oh, they're both such awfully nice boys. I declare it's a shame. But long as the fat's in the fire, neither one of them will ever back down now. Yeah, sure as the sunrise, they'll be gunning at each other from now on. Someday they'll let fly, and either one or both of them will go down with a bullet... Topaz. Oh, sorry, Miss Nellie. Doesn't there anyone else who might have cut that bolt in half? That's just his mess, man. I can't think of a single soul. Yeah, every sign points to Nelson. Sure is strange what a man's temper will get him into. Well, you can see there's nothing more for me to do here. You leave it? Yes. Yes, over. This is the most peculiar outlaw I ever met up with. You bust in here and stop a gunfight. You send one on one way, and make sure the second heads the other way. Don't even rob my cash box. Can't figure it out. Don't try it, Topaz. City boy. Oh, mister, that's the most beautiful horse I ever saw. Silver appreciates the compliment, Miss Nellie. I think so too. And don't worry too much. Perhaps I'll be around again when they try to shoot each other. Adios. Adios. Topaz, I don't know why, but somehow or other I have confidence in every word he says. I don't even think he's really an outlaw. Topaz, you haven't heard a word I've said, have you? I reckon I've been thinking, Miss Nellie. About Jim and Bob? About... Well, yeah, you might say so. Well, the wheels are all fixed and I'm ready. Say what happened to that masked ombre? He's gone, Jim. I guess we'd better head for Big Horn. Jim, you'll apologize to Bob Nelson, won't you? Not a chance, Miss Nellie. Nelson played me an ornery trick. The only way we'll settle it is with bullets. I'll meet him in Big Horn. Say, Jim... Yeah, Topaz? Oh, nothing. Nothing, I just wonder who that masked man is. The curtain falls on the first act of our Lone Ranger story. Before the next exciting scenes, please permit us to pause for just a few moments. To our story. Halfway house, after all that excitement in the early afternoon, became quiet. The sun went down and a little later a man rode from the house and traveled a mile or so along the trail toward Big Horn. There he stopped. A second man walked his horse up beside him. In the darkness they talked quietly. Did it work out? No. I figured as much when I saw George's estate heading for Big Horn this afternoon. Did the wheel come off? Yeah. Was it that masked ombre? Seize me a herd shooting coming from that direction. It was him. Had it all figured out right, Smiles. I figured there was two mavericks that start trading bullets. One of them would be finished off and the other would have to skip out of the territory and go to jail. Who was that gent? I don't know. What about Jervis and Nelson? Still blazing mad at each other? Hoppin' mad. Well, that's something accomplished anyway. This time it didn't work. But maybe all it needs is to keep fighting the fires. Keep them plenty mad with each other. Nelson's doin' Big Horn tomorrow. What good will that do if Jervis isn't around? Jervis will be around. He'll have to lay over in Big Horn in a couple of days to get that wagon fixed up permanent, won't he? Calculate so? Well, that's not so bad after all. Yeah. In fact, it's pretty doggone good. This time maybe something ought to happen to Nelson's stage, yeah? Is that ever what I mean? But sure, that's it. Something happens to Nelson's stage. He sees Red and starts right out of Gunnerburg Jervis. The two of them meet in Big Horn We have no more competition in setting up our own stage, man. You forget. What about the Mask Man? That's just what I didn't forget. That Mask Man won't be able to stop it. Very serene, not this time. Oh? No. He might have stopped it over to Halfway House. That was different. Halfway House is out in the trail. There isn't a share from Marshall any kind of lawn he plays around. Or even neighbors for that money. But savvy this. It'll be a might different in Big Horn. Any jet that pokes his nose into that town wearing a mask will run smack into the lawn. Maybe he takes his mask off. I tell you, somehow or other, I get a sneaky feeling that Fuller is one jet who likes to keep his mask on. We'll fix him this time for good. And the Mask Man won't be able to stop it. Now here. I figure what made him do that is no reason why... You know, I guess I just imagined it. All right, now listen close. Here's what we're going to do to Nelson's stage when he gets to Big Horn tomorrow night. Teddy Silver's Teddy Woo. You made good time for Muskie Tutto. You're right alongside Nelson's stage. Ah, and him nice, Tuller. Him telling me all about what happened. Him not make we'll come off Jarvis' coach. That's my own feeling, Tutto. Eh, and Nelson is still angry? Oh, him plenty mad. Maybe Jarvis makes story up, huh? No, Tutto. After you left halfway house, I had time to study Jarvis, just as you studied Nelson. I'm convinced that both of them are as honest as a summer's day. Somebody else, chemo-subby. Perhaps I should have stayed at halfway house and talked to Topaz. Who, him? He runs that in. Oh, mean that's him. Well, that's right. He stayed outside the door. But wait, it's a long ride back from Muskie. Didn't you pass halfway house? Ah, me pass it. You didn't stop in? Ah, nobody in there.  Tutto, you got something on your mind. That's right. What is it? Me here, two men on trail from halfway house to Big Horn. Me here and talk. They talk about Jarvis, Nelson. One of them was Topaz? Me not sure. You tell me what Topaz look like.  You think trouble for Jarvis? Trouble for them both. They didn't discuss what they planned to do? No. It's going to happen tomorrow night, right here near Big Horn, when Nelson's stage gets to town. That's right. There's one place where we can find out. Where's that? At halfway house, Tutto. Almost dawn, we should get there in a few hours before Nelson gets there with his stage. Tutto ready. Let's travel. Come on, Silver! The Lone Ranger took a shortcut instead of the regular trail, heading cross country, so as to reach halfway house by mid-morning. They galloped through the night and on across the rolling prairie, as the sun rose in the east and the shadows grew shorter. When they reached halfway house and dismounted, they found that their plans had gone wrong. Oh, Silver! Room empty. Take a look around the room, Tutto. Huh. Well, Tutto? Not there, either. Topaz! That's strange. Where can he be? I mean, not savvy. Look along the bar. Uh-huh. The door was unlocked. That wouldn't matter. Well, they locked doors out here anyway. He got here fast. It couldn't... What's this? Tutto. Uh-huh. Where do you get paper? Right here under the door. Must have fallen off after Topaz fastened it there. What notes say? Make yourself at home. I've gone to Big Horn. Topaz? Yes. Must be Topaz. So that's it. He didn't say anything like that when we listened last night. He changed his mind. He took his horse and then... No. Uh-huh. Come along. The corals on the south side of the house. Uh, what do you look for, King Masabi? There. Let me see horse in corral. That's just it, Tutto. Topaz went to Big Horn, but he didn't ride his horse. Maybe he got two horses, huh? I noticed that corral yesterday. That's the only horse he had. And if he didn't use his pony howdy head for Big Horn, he didn't walk. Uh-huh. Me, not savvy. Come on, back around in front. Use your eyes, King Masabi. And there's the stagecoach trail, and... Yes, look. There are the marks of a stagecoach and a team of horses. What were those marks made? Grim's still damp. That means they're only a few hours old. Tutto, Topaz took Nelson's stage. But Nelson himself... I don't care what he said. He must have changed his mind. Perhaps he was eager to get back to Big Horn to settle things with Jarvis. Perhaps he wanted to see Miss Nellie. Whatever his reasons were, he's already come and gone and Topaz with him. You realize what that means? Me savvy, that plenty bad. Unless we get to Big Horn as soon as the stage does, there'll be another accident. An accident plan just like the last one. Only this time to Nelson's stage. Ah, Nelson him think Jarvis get even. He'll look for Jarvis with gun, huh? We won't be around to stop them. Tutto, we've got to catch that stage. Count him plenty tiredly, big fella. Then follow King Masabi. Follow me as fast as you can. I can't wait for you this time, and he'd always be the silver he has. You ride like we in. Adios, King Masabi. Adios! Come on, silver! Keep bands, Count. Maybe stage near Big Horn already, huh? You chance comfortable? Sure are, Barb. Oh, Baz. Yeah, of course. You'll have to work it smooth. You'll get that kind of cool oil with you. Yeah. He's got Jarvis' name on it. Left at the halfway house a couple of weeks ago. Good. That'll make Nelson sure it's Jarvis trying to get even. The place we're getting at is right where Jarvis keeps his team and coach. Jarvis is sure to be there fixing that wheel. Yeah. We'll have that other seat soaked with oil as we get out. I'll let this shortlet diffuse a little behind us in a couple of seconds it'll start a fire. All Nelson will find a realist oil can with Jarvis' name on it, and nothing can keep it from shooting. Yep.  Well, Jim, it's Bob Nelson. He's coming earlier than usual. Yeah, dropping off a couple of passengers. Nellie, do you reckon I ought to go up and... And apologize to Bob? Yeah. Yes, I do, Jim, right now. Jim. Yes? Bob Nelson doesn't love me. And I don't love him. I love you. And I'll marry you. Wait, Nellie. Nell, honey, you mean it. Of course I do, silly. Now go ahead and make up with Bob Nelson. He's really as nice a boy as I know. Next to you, of course. You wait right here. I'll make him the finest apology I ever made to anybody. A few moments later, Bob Nelson stood beside his lead horse, his eyes wide with amazement, and his fingers slowly releasing the gun he had reached for when Jim Jarvis hailed him. Neither he nor Jarvis noticed topaz and Morris as they stood close by, a crafty gleam in their eyes. Jarvis? You mean you're making me an apology? You can let go of that gun, Nelson. I take back all I said. Well, that's mighty nice. Oh, I'm sorry. I kicked over your can of coal oil, Jarvis. Huh? Yeah, it's yours. Got your name right on it.  Nelson, your stagecoach is on fire. Burn the stagecoach. The back seat's on fire. Let me get that. That's me. Look out. You'll be burned. Look out. I'm pulling out the seat. Look out. How did it burn where it is? I'm the coach now. Nelson, there was coal oil in that seat. Sister, you sure saved my stage that time? Coal oil. Did you say coal oil? Gosh, that's too bad, Nelson. Say, what are you staring at me for? So that's it. All that talk was just soft soap to cover up while that fire got started, wasn't it? You started that fire, Jarvis. This can's even got your name on it. All right, you double deal and crawl and rattles, and they reach for your guns. This time, nobody's going to stop me. No, you don't, Nelson. Let go of my arm. Jarvis had nothing to do with this.  Then who did? These two men right beside you. Topaz and Morris. They did this to get rid of you both so they could start their own stage life. Hey, then, Topaz, shoot him. Shoot him before... No, you don't. Don't shoot. Don't shoot any more. Kino, if I give up, it's true. It was me and Morris. I give up. Let him in, big fella. Bob, Jim, keep your guns on them. Think you can see that they land in jail? Mr. We sure can. Then I'll be leaving. Oh, Mr. Wait a minute. I want to thank you. Yeah, we pulled. He's gone. Gosh, Bob. And all the time I thought it was you.  Jim, we've been a couple of local idiots. There's no sense in fighting each other. What do you say we join up and have one stage line for the two of us? Well, that's just what I was going to suggest, Bob. Jim, Jim, I was never so excited in my life. All that happened and all of a sudden, and now you two... Go easy. Let go of my arm. We still got to march these hombres off to jail. How about it, Bob? Do we do it together? Pardon her? We sure do. The story you have just heard is a copyrighted feature of the Lone Ranger Incorporated.


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I think that's what they call niggas when you go from team to team Nigga say quality is one of the best running backs.  Oh, well, I Do not want to see Tyrone Taylor throwing the no motherfucking body with the game on the line But they even though that was a pass interference They did that in the first half. He didn't get it and we wait.  Just get say qualifier the ball when niggas done better See what happened with the Russell Wilson back in the Super Bowl that was the same Yeah, man, don't speak on his fuck. He ain't been the same since yeah, no, he's been the same.   We know what we dealing with we know what we got for the rest of the season, so This tank for a ridder is got That was Spencer Spencer's at the game on the field Shut up the spencer near he he reminded us that he came on the show in the summer. Yeah, and I told he called you Martell Navin, you know Martell That the Falcons would be five and two at the time.  Yeah, I didn't know all of a sudden. 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Hey, did you see his commercial? No, he got a new yeah He got a commercial. Well, I think it's Hulu or doordash or something like that. What is it?  We got to get a out of do it, but they was talking about the No, no And then they turned in and said well, that's AI and he was right there. That's dope.  Scary hours. Hey, that's freaky, man.    Oh, man. Oh gee clay Thompson, you know where you're going Well, they don't sign them. Well Lakers got you easily They don't have the money though. I don't know what they find a way get rid of dealer Get rid of the end of the whole way too much money on the book and he snitch Don't forget that never forget the cowboys beat the charges. That was a boring game Who's that Asian lady they kept showing There was a lovely Asian woman Who was cheering but the camera kept panning to her like she was Taylor Swift or something So I'm just confused like she might be famous or something.  No, that game was born, bro. The cowboys man Hey, I'm just gonna be real if they make the playoffs the niggas going out in the first round nigga Dack is I can't be talking about other niggas quarterback then come be this nigga. Hey, buddy.  He had a big sack of the end of the game to go. You say big niggas say grunde What was needed at the time I Think we covered all the goddamn games that was important Did we miss anything We know we'll be our nigga the coach really surprised me Losing to the job was like that. That was crazy.    No, no They was up 14 zero Miami.  Oh, yeah, that's how my finding that nigga No, no, no this way past You can't compare that I gotta see I gotta see it.  Ha boy boy boy When we come back stay tuned on broken play First off we're doing highlights and lowlights.  It wasn't no none of that. It was like each team was going It's like whoever had the ball last but Oregon kicker missed that kick and it still was good to be in Washington How they stormed the field Why are you storming the field? It's like you're a higher rank to team like that don't make sense to me No, but they faced up another undefeated team though. It was ranked lower than them Still that's a game. That's look how they won Marcella storming it feels like they're doing too much storm in the field Bruh a lot of people had Oregon to win I feel you but I Guess a rivalry. I guess nigga. Did you bet with Oregon? Marcella said no celebration No, we wasn't close No, the highlights. I would say um, I got a highlight. Who you got man?   Yeah, I think I keep winning y'all can make the highlight They're all undefeated teams man. Yeah, but I don't know today play somebody No, Penn State Ohio State next week. So that's not that's gonna be a game. Now. We'll see is that their whiteout game? No, they're playing in Ohio State. So this Saturday playing on state.  I don't know. I like who have they played Marcella Penn State. Yeah Let's see West Virginia Delaware, Illinois, Iowa, Northwestern University of Massachusetts Bet the house Get your motherfucking money man I guess the Phillies would be a highlight.  They're not a highlight. No, you can't be buying We're not buyers on this show. I bet it don't make daddy cheated us Yeah, I'm gonna shoot a goddamn score way more I think a corner hit the plane right after But a corner will be getting MVP trophies and D and L for sure lose or not nigga be ready You know, what about the uh, what about the uh shot my bucks man, and you're honest and uh, they ain't play together for the first time They were preseason, but it looked great dog Get into some low like great. Man. I was a high like free time free time.  No, it matters.  Gotcha, but what's the highlight about that? That they able to that it look good that they look like they're gonna be able to play together cuz you don't know that it look Yeah, yeah I ain't talk about what they play Real quick we got to get to a point where we know what the highlight portion means Highlight Tell me what in that game you said. Oh, yeah That's it. I can but It ain't it ain't that deep right there, man. I'm just talking about a hot like for me That's what you asked What you say Marcelle about what is it a highlight? They're both all pros. I expect them to play well together two different games.    They win 15 straight.  I mean, it's the first game. Yeah, but it's the Celtics That's what I'm that's what I'm like. All right, but we got a little good cuz the Celtics over there is gonna be Something so who did they play on that preseason game? The Lakers? They beat the lake. Mm-hmm brahman play brahman play. Yeah, I ain't thought that is We can't get that motherfucking time back I Yamdor AD real nasty, so she I did see that He um he blocked Christian Woods posted in tag them They show funny What I G he has a picture of him blocking Christian Wood and he tagged them So I'm talking about just funny. Who did that? Yeah, I'm just your name got him geeked up Giannis is like he got an old school mentality. They asked a nigga about do he work out other players? No, I Want to beat you. I don't want to I don't yeah, I'm gonna play against you You're not gonna learn my moves and all I like that nigga down.  Hey man, stop And I don't promote violence, but nigga that's violent if the nigga did that and got them post you like that another low light I Would say the Patriots, bro Bro stop showing it. It's some teens we could bro. We could go this NFL season without watching again the Broncos the Patriots put the niggas in their own league and let them niggas just battle Patriots Broncos Panthers We need one more team for the league.   I'm tell you this though. Watch them Giants. They defense was a highlight Nigga, what's that? Oh number feet a or your line back up Marcella A curio a curio Other day the niggas snap on me.  I had to undo on that game. I went big on that You didn't take down on that I Stayed away from my team man. I said I said mark Don't be thinking that it'd be me going against my I said Marcella a lot of my pigs, bro I don't think the nigga trust me or something And then when I send him dead in a hit that nigga takes back Wow Sometimes I be bedding with Vegas Like if the whole world the whole world had the bills 91% of America took the bills to beat the Giants. That means the cover was a spread The spray was 15 and a half Nick you know how many niggas were sitting comfortable in the fourth quarter Who took the Giants? Yeah for sure. Yeah, but nigga think about this if my cousin he actually took the Giants money line He was so pissed.   Oh, yeah, nigga if Giants score that touchdown He don't get you don't get bonded out. You don't get bonded out So the little money that I was gonna win bro.  I love to see niggas out there getting them get into the bag Get back on the streets nigga.  That she was sad. Nobody seen that happening, bro Niggas one of the best offenses of Broke records this year Right. Do you think when they have that little break from the vision? A lot of people are saying that all the top teams are not the top teams for the league this year The Dodgers lost as well Orioles raise braves all the top teams in the league this year out So all right, let's say right now who y'all got winning the World Series think Phillies. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna feel it to win at this point. I thought I thought Bryce Harper I want Bryce Harper to go ahead and get him one. Oh, he ain't got one. No Get it. Get you one nigga. We can't switch sides with him now That's how I am great. I want to see if you beat me.   I got the Rangers And the Rangers I like they are too old. Yeah, actuals never been down to all like that We could go straight into pound for pound if that's cool with y'all Y'all got Yannis verse dirt. We were just talking about the Greek free And we were just talking about bro We could battle and debate all day.    Let's say skills, bro Let's focus on the word skills. What skills does Yannis? What's What skills do you on his head? Got a lot of talent. You got a lot of talent. You got a lot of skills. You got a lot of gifts But what skills the dirt that besides shooting besides shooting Let's define skill Besides the ability to do something. Well, what does Yannis do well? Attacks the basket. That's the basket very well finishes very well. That's dominance dominance ain't a skill though, right? Right. I Agree with dirt got footwork. They're okay. I'm pretty footwork. They're gonna shoot that motherfuckers Dirk might have might have the best playoff run in the championship skill Okay, but he's he's more skilled. We I thought he's more skilled than Yannis. Okay. No Both of them got one ring, right? Yeah, yeah, well phone got one ring. So we throw the rings out of the equation. Mm-hmm. Who had a more impact? Dirk Dirk for sure.  Yeah, I gotta give it There's a better score. Are we okay? Yeah, Yannis better defender. It's still pending though because Yannis Yannis is Yannis still going yeah, he's gonna have an impact. Yannis averaging 30 a night Dirk always been like a top five player in the league Yannis wasn't always a top five player in the league. No, I'm talking about like even in his prime Even it let's always say Dirk prime Dirk prime the only forward that was better than dirt was probably Tim Duncan That's it. Okay. He's prime. So you wouldn't ever put Kevin Garnett over dirt not of my all-time No, okay, but I'm saying top five players and we'll just go year by year from like 99 Was like 2001 to 2015 has Dirk ever been the best player in the NBA? I'm just asking the question He was voted by people as the best player them stacks, but was he the best player? I Wouldn't consider was he it was it's debatable I would say you Have you ever been better than Kobe in any year? Have you ever been better than the LeBron in any year LeBron's rookie area, I see you better Just a rookie yeah, yeah, probably one year Listening and I'm here It don't sound like Dirk ever been a top three player in a year In the NBA. He's great though, but he's great Yannis has been top three Has Yannis been one Yeah, Yannis has been the best player in the league. He was for a second. That's the variable too Like you can say would you put Yannis over Yolkage right now? No, you know what I would I would Why? For one Yannis bro, y'all gotta think Yannis play hurt these niggas don't play hurt no more, bro You can't teach hard Okay, man, does that make you a better player? Yes Because it's a lot of niggas bruh who could be good if they had heart a lot of these niggas I just think about what we be watching bruh a lot of these niggas is soft Yannis ain't no soft nigga. Dirk one neither. Don't get me wrong But if I had to choose right now, we starting the team. I'm taking Yannis prime and Dirk prime I'm taking Yannis prime go Yannis Cuz I know that nigga motor From first quarter to fourth quarter. It's gonna be the same nigga If Dirk shot not on what else can you do for me though? Who's gonna be clutch? He's gonna make smart play. Oh, I asked you if his shot not on what is he a great pass? He's a great playmaker Great If I can't shoot the ball, I'm gonna make plays I asked you is the nigga a good pass a bro Playmaker I think he's better than Dirk I pass it. Yeah, if I need a rebound who I'm counting on if I need a bucket to win The game who am I giving the ball to it depends on what what you trying to do The basket I'm going and then he's gonna give me seconds to shoot the free throw and miss that mother He'll bet a free-throw. You see Yannis has bet more accolades, of course, but I'm taking I'm taking dirt Yannis had the better team when he was Better than the Bucks About some of this shit, they had a whole bunch of pros Karam Butler, but he didn't play during the finals. He was hurt. I believe Who Steve Novak, what's the little dude bear that page of story I could be J.J. Burea. Yeah, Burea Burea play I Think that was your team. I wasn't nigga Brandon Haywood with no slouch. I wouldn't hey what Tyson Chandler got dirt Who's that Schumgaard? Was it Jason Terry Jason Terry was just or he came off the bench. He came off the bench at that time Hey, Cory At that time they Team looked like they could win the finals the books at the time who was the roster when they lost to the heat Who was on that team? When they lost to the heat to the first time when they beat the heat It was the no when they lost That the year before who did they play when the first time that because they when D-Wade and went to That was versus the Mavs, right? Yeah, who was on that roster? Okay.   They didn't have enough It will match up equally against the heat Gary Payton With D-Wade they couldn't stop D-Wade Bruh niggas we have a short-term memory for the two they lost that series for two Man y'all leaving the comments who y'all think was better Yannis or Dirk Naveski You're down as Haslund was on that squad back then.  So wait, what's the vote Yannis Dirk? Dirk I'm going Dirk right now event. What you going up? Just say something Appreciate that dirt.    I'm feeling like prime this week.  I can't want it for you And when I say me I'm not it's a team thing, but nigga, I don't want four weeks straight So I'm showing I want it Other niggas got a follow in them same footsteps.    We couldn't get that touchdown.    He should have scored earlier On in that game, but he didn't Anyway, he scores touchdown and we had to tell that to pick that one to bet 10 yards Receiving he was like, oh, he got to do that nigga. He is not Marshall fault He is not there is froze. He's not ready, but nigga. We have you seen a nigga like, yeah We got to get Derrick Henry involved in the policy 16 receiving yards.  He's starting to be a touchdown machine. That'd be hidden on So we don't put Kenny Walker three on a carrot Kenneth Walker the third on I got them Locks list cuz he locked up Event she went with Dom Say did that put that in there cuz that has it out for me Y'all see how he tried to mess up my record the other week. Yeah He purposely was like, oh, she only won one ever since ever since y'all saw each other outside of work And he played That nigga that what it is. What's up, nigga? I thought it was cool, too. So I came in each other. So who picked this. Yeah, do you not know? All right, well, so you say you have my so you said you either have Marcella great cuz I consulted with him Well, great law. So you want to go with Marcel? I'm gonna go with myself. All right. That's smart Dot net had Deebo Samuel over 47 and a half Russian yards that rebooted That would have hit though. Yeah They probably need to receive in your I selected receiving yards. I guess dad put rushing on the paper Hey, we know you don't really care about the show no more But nigga, you don't have to show it You're trying to sabotage our prize Hey, I think this week I think this week you don't pick Do you love it dog?  He's just not scoring touchdown He almost lost his Broncos. No, hell they didn't That was an easy code close game right? What those Thursday? I don't remember All right, so we basically had one loss The Travis kills and now we had to I ain't gonna count the Alvin Camero as a lot All right, so look who y'all got this week, let's start with Dom since Dom don't lost too straight Yeah, he on a little loose I'm gonna go Gino over 254 and a half We're gonna go to grid keep it in the family I Think I'm gonna go with Tyree here to get a touchdown this week. That's what I say I gotta get back in the mix man. They x me out. All right, Tyree kill Let's go that net my evidence Tampa Bay against Atlanta I'm gonna go 59.5 under the receiving You sure I think what I think they playing the falcon would you know I Yeah, but Mike Evans known abuse the fact Yeah, he back I'm gonna go over All right. Good. Thank you. Come on, bro. I'm gonna take Michael Thomas receive me yards over Like he about to introduce him to the drive. I'm gonna Saints take Michael Thomas receive what you're going That's on the third so we're trying to keep it all Sunday, so Who you at Michael Thomas Well nigga, you told I was gonna pick Rashid Shahid receive your but I'll go step on digs over 86 and a half receiving They play against New England But he's been he's getting 16. He's getting 10 plus targets Who you meant to go I'm gonna say DK Metcalf over 66.5 receiving yards.  You know how they use the words ain't gonna hit DK back now who we missing the vet Okay No, it's we have found one more If it could have a peak I'm just Because you know we had talked about it earlier, I think I was looking at are you looking at Josh Jacobs? Yes, that's what I was looking at Okay What about I'll trail somebody I'm a trail somewhere You say you're on trail. No, I'm somebody not you say Which I think about say coin versus Washington 68 and a half rushing yards lot That's one.  Let's get it That's just for hope. I'm gonna a trail DK make him That's that Look at that Dynamic duo. All right, look All right Are we gonna watch the game on Sunday? I'm lying We appreciate the camaraderie. All right, it's locked in man It's the week it's the week Maybe maybe maybe we switch it up.


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Well, it took a full 19 games last season for the Walker-Hackinsack-Aggley baseball team to suffer their first loss of the season. The Wolves fell yesterday, though, to a Naga 4-3. How would they respond? They would host Hill City, Northland, and the Wolves come out strong in the first, Phil King is to the second. Ball miss played with a run would score from third. It's one-nothing, then later in the inning, Logan aren't fielded choice, ground out to third. But that played to another. It's four-zip, WHA, but back comes Hill City, Northland, ball gets past the catcher, and Lane Gerber is booking, yet he scores all the way from second. That gets them on the board, then later this time Gerber at the plate. That's fairer down the right field line, the run would score, and we're all tied at four. But the Wolves answer in the fifth, another wild pitch, Jack Naga, come on home. They take a 5-4 lead. Chance for Hill City, Northland, tying run on third, but Naga gets the ground out to end the game. WHA would bounce back to beat Hill City, Northland 5-4 is your final score. If you've enjoyed this segment of Lakeland News, please consider making a tax-deductible contribution to Lakeland Public Television.


Hi, good morning Thanks for coming out on the last day early in the morning. So showing commitment. I like it My name is Andy. I'm a technical lead work on the nectar research cloud for the Australian research data commons. So I'm just I wanted to show I want to demonstrate this project that we've been working on called bumblebee bumblebee's Nectar research cloud. We sort of got a theme with our names. So that's where bumblebee comes from So it's a virtual desktop service that we built on OpenStack So first of all, I just want to give you like a bit of an intro into ARDC So the organization I work for it's nationally funded through the Australian government and This slide is like I don't want to talk about all of this really just going to want to highlight that ARDC Sort of supports research. It's kind of like a really broad kind of focus on how they support research The research cloud really sits in this sort of purple box at the end here With the research computing cloud. So so that's kind of the space that we're playing in but also wanted to highlight that the strategy for ARDC is really to Provide the Australian researchers with a competitive advantage through data. So what we're So the virtual desktop, it's it's really a it's a tool for researchers to be able to get really easy access to Workflows and and tools in an environment that they're that they're comfortable with or Stuff that they're used to right. So this is a screenshot here from Fedora scientific with Jupiter notebook running. So There's a kind of tools that researchers really like to use and it's particularly a Jupiter notebooks like it's got a Really it's used across a whole range of disciplines. It's really useful But quite often researchers struggle to install these tools themselves, right? So So part of the reason of all Why we're doing virtual depth sops is is so that we can you know avoid the complexity and overhead of infrastructure as a service kind of tools You know researchers We've been operating a research cloud for 12 years or so We've been doing infrastructure as a service for that we've been doing it quite well been offering lots of services But really one of the things that that often came back from feedback was You know horizons kind of complex, right? There's a lot of things in there It can be quite daunting, right? So a lot of users that don't need that complexity They don't need all that power. They just need something that they can use All right, they they know some that they know the tools that they want. They just don't always have the means to get to it easily So we're able to package tools and workflows in a really convenient way We're able to support users in a standard operating environment, which you know makes support easier It helps him get get started faster And a big one for research data is Data sets can be huge right and it's it's impractical to be able to move that data in many cases, right? So if we can bring You know these environments that that users need Closest to the data, then that's a real win. Then they can be productive much quicker And we found that virtual desktops are really fantastic for training courses So if you've got a whole room of people who participate in a training course You know, you don't want to lose half an hour an hour just trying to set up their local environments because that's just wasted time so especially for remote training courses virtual desktop really is a is a Huge advantage for us So for our service, there's a couple of design decisions Obviously we wanted to make it simple as possible We wanted the desktop to be available in the browser. So users didn't have to install anything. They didn't have to configure anything We use Apache guacamole for that. I think we've we've heard of guacamole here quite a lot. So it's It's a quite a useful tool and I'll demo that later We've got like with researchers it's really important for us to have a Process to make sure that users don't just sit on the resources and keep them for themselves That can happen when they're not directly paying for it So we built in an expiry process that that means that those resources are reclaimed and they're available for the next person We've done boot from volume. So boot from volume allows us to have a little bit more flexibility in in The environment that we provide the users So we've got Instance and volume are loosely coupled. So that'll become clear later in the demonstration But it helps us to be able to If they're loosely coupled we're able to manage them differently and there's some scenarios where that makes a lot of sense for us Multi-availability and support was essential because we're a federation of sites all over Australia So we needed to support users whether they're in Brisbane or Melbourne And no income connections was it was a security thing for us. We wanted to make sure that users couldn't shoot themselves in the food or Users who weren't necessarily you know admins We do we wanted to make sure that they had a good time, but we're safe doing it So the only access through is through the guacamole kind of proxy So we've got a few different desktop types We've got we've got some that are generic. So we've got centos Ubuntu and Rocky Linux That is a new one for us. They're quite generic. They're really For users who know what they want to do. They've got sort of custom things that they they want to install The desktops all have root access. So they're able to sudo and install whatever they need, but we also support Fedora scientific Geo desktop and neuro desktop and they are desktops that have some tools built in so Geo desktops got some geospatial types tools Neuro desktop is a Really interesting one where? Applications are streamed in via CVM FS. So it's a really really powerful and flexible way to support users in a dynamic environment Fedora scientific is a It's an official spin of Fedora that includes a lot of scientific tools. So we found that's quite popular with researchers, too So when users come to our service and create a desktop, we allocate them for CPUs and a giga RAM So we're quite conservative here There's a good reason for that and it's because we allow any Australian researcher to just log straight in Basically, no questions asked. Well, we asked them a little bit about the research But but basically there's no approval process. So So any Australian researcher can get in and get access. So we've tried to make The barrier of entry really really low so the users can if they need this they can get in straight away without having to wait for us to You know prove or or gatekeep it So so we give them quite a modest amount, but we do support a boost functionality So if you decide that you need more resource, then you can hit the boost button and it will double your CPU and RAM so that's also time limited so There's a few things that we allow them allow the users to do with a desktop So when they first log in and launch the desktop, they've they're presented with these buttons Your shelving is like a shut-down thing. I'll talk about that later Extend is to increase the time if you're if your time runs out. You can extend it at any time keep going Booze delete Makes sense A little bit about the life cycle so from the start when users create a desktop They're able to hit that boost button straight away Boost we allow them to do for seven days and at the end of that process if they haven't extended it It'll just resize back down to the standard size. So that's that's just a nova resize that function So it's really flexible for us At any time they can go and extend the desktop to so they don't have to wait for the full time period Anywhere within that sort of 14 days, they're able to come and hit the extend if they know they want to use it a little bit longer But if they don't and it hits that 14-day time period then it'll go into a shelved state and so for us the shelved state means that Their instance is you shut down and delete it, but the volume stays around So that's kind of the advantage of decoupling the instance from the volume is it allows us to manage those resources independently And so if it's stuck in that shelves they will not start if it's in the shelves state for 30 days After that time period. We actually delete the volume and clean up This is what we tell users we tell them that we've deleted it But actually we archive the volume because we know that researchers like to come back and say hey I really needed that research thing. I did like three months ago, right? So, you know, we have a little little thing there so But if users opt to delete their own then it does actually get deleted So for access in Australia, we've got the Australian Access Federation, which is a federation of It's a identity federation. So I think nearly all of the Australian Universities and many of the research organizations are members of this So it makes it really easy for us to support the whole kind of Australian research community because they're all part of this federation So we're able to support them through open ID connect and for us we run key cloak as our identity broker It makes it really easy for them to get in so So how it works is virtual desktop images We we build them with pack up And we use Ansible for provisioning those we convert them to volume snapshots And the snapshots are stored in each of the availability zones that we run in Part of that is because cloning from snapshots is the fastest way that we can get that storage set up for them Unis users manage their desktops via the bumblebee web service which I'll demonstrate very soon And so as part of that process when users create a desktop or resize it or delete it The bumblebee web service will create an asynchronous job And it goes via a redis database to a worker and that worker will then call the open-stack API's and and do all that kind of processing So it all happens asynchronously and the users get nice little Nice little bar that shows them their progress as it goes So the volumes and instances as said they're managed by the asynchronous worker process It does all the hard work for us basically The bootable volumes are cloned from the snapshots mentioned that already And then when the desktops come up there They're fed a cloud in it config that provisions the user account and and a few other things that are specific to them And then at the end of that process There's a there's a phone home system that basically calls a webhook within bumblebee so that it knows that the instance is ready to go And then from there users are given a big green button that says you know go to my desktop And that link will send them directly to a guacamole server that's based in their availability zone So we try and push as much of that stuff to the local site as we can to improve latency And then guacamole connects to the desktops and it uses RDP on the back end so we found RDP Provided by XRDP on the instance provides really good performance and allows us to do some really neat things like audio support as well, which is Not not not all that common. I think in a lot of these virtual desktop services So a little bit about the architecture so the user on the left-hand side there connect through a load balancer to the main web service It's using MariaDB for its back-end storage And you can see it links to Redis where it connects to the bumblebee worker that does the sort of a synchronous job stuff And the bumblebee web service and worker they both talk to the OpenStack API for Provisioning and querying status and that sort of thing as you can see that that component there is we run it in Kubernetes And we've got a Helm chart for the bumblebee stuff Works quite well for us and so this this core component runs in our In our sort of main data center And then we've got the site component So the site component this is the part that we push out to each of the availability zones So when users have their desktop and they're given a link to guacamole, they'll come in through the load balancer and to the Apache guacamole cluster there That linked up there to MariaDB. That's actually a shared database between Gacamole and the bumblebee web service. So that's that's how it communicates through that database And then it connects to the desktops there at the bottom So you can see that that sort of red part there. That's running an OpenStack and we provision that with heat We've got a couple of different Templates that they sort of build this environment and we've got like an A and a B set so that sort of gives us stability to Kind of fail over or if we need to do upgrades and things like that so that we don't have any There's no outages or anything like that for the users So demo time Hopefully So I pre-recorded this to make it easier, but I mean I prefer an online demo bit. How's the Wi-Fi? Moderate. Yeah, I just had it running before too Yeah, that's a great idea. Oh Here we go. Once the lights will be all right. Oh, yeah, here we go. Excellent All right, so I've just hit the sign in button here I'd already been signed in so you didn't see the full open ID connect process, but So what I'm gonna do is I'm straight in I'm gonna look at this one to jammy desktop here We've just got a little bit information and gives the users some idea about what's provided in the image And then I can choose my availability zone from here. I'm gonna choose Monash in this case and hit the create button All right, so at this point there's been a job sent to the worker and the workers starting to you create the resources So that I hope you can see this but basically what's happening here is on I'm demonstrating So you see the bar what the what the status is at the desktop there and then in here We're looking at the nova and single lists basically for this This desktop so the volume is created first Clone from our golden snapshot and then once that's finished the nova instance comes up attaches the volume And then it's going to an active state and so at this point the instance is booting and then we're waiting for Clouding it to do its thing We're just looking at the the logs here So we've got cabana set up We all the log stream into here so we can kind of keep track of what's happening So you can see last status up there was the instance was active and so Cladding it's going to do its thing and then at the end of that that cladding process will get that phone home back to the the web service and then It'll know that the the desktop's ready to go so It's a pretty quick process considering it's spinning up a whole VM It's it's not too bad. I think it's it's roughly around 60 seconds depending on the availability zone sometimes a little bit more sometimes a little bit less but Our web designer thought it'd be great to have this little spinning be right to distract you from the weight It's really nice All right, so the log solve show that It's come up. Yep. So you can see the phone home was successful so So it's ready to go. So at this point You can see a little bit about this current size and things like that, but hit the green button It opens up in a new tab And then guacamole launches So guacamole is We sort of loosely coupled the the two components so that users Don't have to necessarily go straight to the bumblebee web service if they want to log in they can go directly to their guacamole Server if they want to both of them have open ID connected because it's single sign-on if you sign in in one You can go straight in with the other. So so that works quite well. So you see like the desktop is quite responsive I mean the latency between here in Australia is a bit rough. So it's doesn't look quite as nice, but better than I expected So we've got you know like Firefox We've got some standard tools in there and I think I just did a little demo to show that it's got How many cores and how much Ram's in there? So I've been proc there It's been out to see isn't it's a little small but that says four You've got eight gig of RAM. All right, so so the next thing I'll demonstrate here is the boost functionality. So I'll close the tab so we don't we don't need to log out of this or anything.  I love the animations. It's really nice And then we go through this sort of process again, so we'll get the the bar there. So it's just doing an over resize Makes it really easy with the volume because they're sort of we can operate on them independently but we're just gonna do a resize and then Doesn't take very long and then it will automatically do the verify resize Reattaches the volume and and then it's ready to go and it's just got to wait through wait for the phone home process to happen again so we have a phone home as part of Like the last stage of the cloud init process, but then it also sets up a system d-service so that If these is rebooted in any way That it's only really going to run when you first provision the instance So we set up a system d-service that always runs at the end of boot for any times you do any other processes, so We could see that there the 8v CPUs now 16 year RAM and then we can go straight in and And we're back to where we were before Unfortunately, we can't do live resize like I think that would be really nice if we could dynamically Add the CPU and RAM, but I haven't been able to find a way that we can really support that in a practical way But I don't think our research is mine too much at this stage. So yeah, I see you 16 grand so shelving is the is the last thing I'm going to demonstrate and so it's part of the shelving process the Then over instance, we'll just basically just get shut down and and destroyed And then the volume will just stay around so we can stay in that state as I said with the with the workflow We can stay in that state for up to 30 days before That gets cleaned up. So at any time during that period users can come back and and hit the unshelf button And they'll get their desktops back again So we're just looking at the logs there. We could see Instructed and over to delete the instance. So what happened in the terminal? Yep, so there's no Vince has gone volumes there sitting in an available state and Then just takes a few seconds for the interface to catch up There we go. So it's shelved So, yeah at this point. I think the demo. Yeah, I hit the unshelf so this is going to Another job on the work a queue It'll just create an over instance now We should see that come up in a second. Yeah, there it is So we're just waiting for the for the instance to boot now is this active So we're just waiting for the phone home. All right is it's ready So that's it That's kind of the basic workflow of how the virtual desktop works So we've we've deliberately tried to make it as as easy as possible And I think it works quite well, so I Just finished the demonstration by hitting the delete and then And then that's it so at this point users could create a different desktop at this stage We're any louder than to have one in the future that that could change but We find that one's probably enough for now It makes it a whole lot simpler to So the worker is now just going through and clean up the resources So it powers off so if we go back and looks logs, we'll see that it's Instructed know to delete the instance And then once it's satisfied that part is done. It'll go and clean up the volume as well There you go, it's yeah deleting so that's it. That's the that's the common whole workflow and log out All right, so it's into the demo So future plans we intend to support Windows Later on the year Windows has always been tricky for us because we're a federation of multiple Organizations and Windows licensing is Really tricky in these scenarios, but we think we have a path forward and Users are always asking for Windows support. So So we're looking forward to be able to provide that for them that the the actual code base Did have some Windows support and we ripped it out thinking we never gonna we're never gonna be able to resolve this license thing But looks like we're gonna add it back in But the whole the whole platform is set up to support that so it's going to be quite easy for us to add that back in I'm looking at creating a docket compose environment. So This project can be evaluated easier because at the moment It is there is quite a few moving parts It is quite complex for anyone else to kind of take it and try it out. So to make that easier. I think it would be Be a real bonus for anyone who wants to try it We're looking at doing some selenium integration testing There's a lot of moving parts for sure when you start talking about The OpenStack APIs and things like that. So we're hoping selenium will help us get better confidence in the code and our handling And you do occasionally get OpenStack failures. So, you know It's been surprising to me how how little failures we've had with this the OpenStack cloud We can have the occasional transient failure with one particular site might be Then I have some sort of back-end issue or something like that how we handle those errors is It could always be better. So as we're coming across these kind of strange scenarios We're building exceptions in the code to handle that better So the code is under an Apache 2 license. So anybody wants to try it. You're more than welcome We've got a repository there for the main web service There's one for specifically building the images. The images don't need a lot, but they do need RDP to be available And they do need support cloud in it so that we can create the user account and sort of things like that And we've got a Helm chart there for a deployment on Kubernetes So that's it Any questions? Did you want to use my grid? It's better for the video, right? two things Is it all in one project all of those instances and volumes? How do you handle that? Yeah?  Yeah, and what's the actual Tech for archiving your volumes So your first question. Yeah on our own set cloud. We do have a dedicated project for this It houses all of the instances and volumes and snapshots and and all that sort of stuff There's private networks and all sorts of stuff all in that volume. So it's nice and self-contained Users we deliberately didn't want users to have to have a keystone account to use this service We we wanted to make it separate from that. So it's easier for users to kind of get started So that's why we have sort of a separate user system and And we manage all of those open-sac resources Ourselves and and don't give users access to that What was your other question the archiving the volumes you said after the 30 days you archive volumes You don't actually delete them. Yeah. Yeah, it's just a standard kind of Image Image back up to swift basically. Yeah, Chris. Hello Copy and paste in and out of the guacamole session. This is a common pain point for our users I'm wondering how you guide people through it Just works. Okay. Yeah, I know that there is there is some scenarios where it's it's a bit funny I know that the guys who developed the neuro desk desktop They had issues. I don't know if it was around firefox specifically and there was something really strange And they published some stuff on their help in their help documentation But but generally I find like pasting commands in and out of the terminal and things like that just works for me Okay, maybe I need to try a newer one. Yeah, I should also say that Guacamole supports drag and drop of files as well, which is really nice. Yeah Yeah, it's a bit of a pain point for us because Guacamole itself is running in a virtual machine That's not like what come on is not running on the desktop itself. And so you kind of got this we've got this Directory on the guacamole servers that we can use for staging the files in and out But it's it's still a little bit cumbersome at this point Like I'd love to have maybe an NFS mounted directory for that So all users files get kind of put into a shared NFS across all the guacamole servers, but we haven't done that yet Yes, it will be yeah Yeah, it can't yeah My question my I had kind of two questions as well, which is how do you have a limit on the number of times you let people extend? No, no, we did initially and we found users found it frustrating So my question to that my related question to that is how do you handle patching of sort of long-lived instances? We we don't at this state. Well, we do have automatic security upgrades. Okay, so you have like yeah, you have the automated upgrades Yeah, yeah, so if I could wouldn't to you've got unattended upgrades and you know the sentos has its own whatever So so we do do that and we do encourage users to update if they can But we find that the desktops haven't really Persisted super long term yet. I mean service only been running probably about six months. Yeah, so we haven't had any serious issues except recently For the XRDP packages that we use the guy who's maintaining it on behalf of kind of EPEL the EPEL repo they pushed one that broke it and then so some of our users through the normal kind of Security update process got a new copy of RDP and then got locked out of their desktops How do you find XRDP? Because we're using VNC at the moment I quite like the idea of switching over because we do already support Windows. Yeah, RDP. So yeah I found it's really good much better than VNC. Yeah, I would like to try spice like I think there was a spice in X11 thing But I I just couldn't get it to work Yeah, I get it seemed amazing on paper Also two questions It's funny that we have all two questions the first one it's for multi-user access and some of the research There's always that it's not just me that there's the only one person that want to use only use one Virtual desktop to access for my current project or for example of different projects So at that point if I just deploy this BDM then on that case I will be have access but if we are in a group and so on how is this supposed to work that another guy can Also access this desktop. Yeah, we don't really support that And what we're doing is we're encouraging users who have those kind of scenarios like if they want more CPU more disk or They want it to be multi-user things like that. We're encouraging them to go down the path of Getting on to our cloud and we're gonna support all of these desktop images as Applications in our application catalog on our cloud So the process is a little more complicated because then they do have to apply for a project with us and get quite Allocated and things like that, but if they want those more complex if they've got more complex requirements, then We're happy to help them through that path instead Okay, and the second question will be about some kind of a schedule support, you know Because sometimes the most big paper on pain points at most of the company's assets, for example During working times. So this desktop should only just work on this time I'm probably on weekends. Nobody is using it and just the resources is running out at Corby probably Increase the cost of energy and so on. Yeah. Yeah, is there any also playing about the schedule of these VMs that you can also say for example on Wednesday I want to the server automatically kind of shut it down and on Monday, for example at 8 a.m It would be a really before I yeah, there's nothing built in the platform But I mean there'd be nothing stopping you from being able to implement that kind of stuff at the open stack level if you wanted to Yeah, yeah, so I'm sure there's options there I mean for us we find researchers just work odd hours and everything right so there was no schedule that we'd be able to do Thank you so much. Yeah, I think I'm way of a time But if you if you want to eat any more demos or anything like that just come and grab me in the hallway Be happy to chat, but thanks for coming


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