I'll the god teacher clip diving needs a refresh video before it's too late I know I'll the god I gotta get back into shape to get into my cliff diving phase I gotta get back into shape. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I know brother I've seen I've seen I'll tell you clip diving video a cliff diving story right so this was I don't know how long ago Maybe 10 10 years ago probably longer about 15 years ago. I was there X TX X TX is That is at a tour 97 or it is a nice ever don't fist a tour 1197 salute and thank you for the follow welcome to our live stream Here is here's a cliff cliff jumping video Clip drops in video again cliff jump because I wish I had it on me Here's a cliff jumping story, right? So I was at the cliffs that I used to go to since I was like 13 years old 14 13 years old I think right this is about 10 15 years ago. I can't remember exactly what I was there with my nephew a Couple of his friends a couple of my friends were there. It was a 420 day Just enjoying life son on the rocks basket on the rocks is beautiful It's an amazing cliff jumping space where you have really small stuff and you got really nice really high stuff, right? Like basically you have a 60 foot.    I guess They am getting old right time flies So he was he stood up and he wasn't even at the 60 foot, right? He was on the mid level a little bit higher, right mid level a little bit higher The jump that I really liked doing right was he there was he thought no He was mid level a little bit higher the one that I really like doing right The top one you landed wrong You're gonna be in pain, right? So this guy was up there mid level and he stood there for the longest time if you ever gone cliff jumping If there's if there's fun people there, there are people there who really do the wobble Think about it way too long They if you're thinking about it that long Don't do it Don't do it So this guy his friends went and he was hanging on to the rock ledge looking down Looking down and we're all like you got your popcorn out Beers out sat there Puff puff For 20 day puff puff Right Someone was when jumping again. Someone was talking to him. Hey, man, you know, it's okay You don't have to do take it easy Some people go oh man, you can do it go for it go for it Right the guys like His friends swam in the water a little bit This went on for 15 minutes 15 Seriously 10 15 20 minutes. It's felt like a long time And he kept on doing it kept on doing it. We're all watching You're thinking okay. This guy's committed now like he can't walk away from this. He's been up there for 15 minutes doing this Like you can't walk away from that now. You can't you should if you're doing that, right? And then he goes Right. He goes Now this guy we didn't know this No idea he wanted to do this But he he did it like this. So here's a cliff, right? Let's check this out. Here's here's the cliff I'm gonna do it this way. He was wobbling like this Whereas I get I need a man. I'm gonna use a pickle Check this out pickle diving. So he's doing this right for 15 minutes for 15 minutes. He's doing this, right? Uh And it's sort of a latch and seriously you're this cliff, right? And then he goes He doesn't he doesn't he doesn't He doesn't go whoop.  We call that the water Right. So that's water level. That's water level right there, right? He's on my head. He's pretty high up. It's around 35 foot drop, right? It's gotta be 35 foot Right, he goes Bring it down a little Right. He doesn't do it three times but he lands sideways and twisted, right? So the guy landed on his side, on his ribs. I'm laughing. The whole cliff, like there was maybe about, it was a beautiful day, right? It was a beautiful day. There's probably around 15 people. Our group was around, it was a big group. It was a big group, right? Not 50, let's say there was around 12 people. We were around seven, right? It's sort of like to go to a place, right? I haven't been there for a few years, not since I moved here. There was about 12 of us and his friends were in the water, a couple of other people. So the whole cliff went, oh, his friends swam over and you heard it. So it helped them, you know, make sure it was okay. And then you have to climb up a cliff. Like it's like this, you gotta, we were climbing up, so it climbed up. He came up, he didn't, that was the first and his last jump that day, right? You could tell, you heard himself a little, right?  He's like, yeah, yeah, I heard a little, yeah. Didn't land right, no, no, man, you didn't land right. Yeah, I heard a little, yeah, I heard a little, yeah, it looked like it hurt, man, you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay. Cut next year. Okay, so we enjoyed the rest of the day. They didn't hang around too long, they went. Or maybe his friends called jumped a couple more times. He didn't jump again, right? Cut to next year. I see him again a year later. He jumps from the same spot, but he doesn't do a flip. He jumps like first, right? And I said, hey, man, I remember you from last year.   He said it took him six months, six months to be like at 80% again. It took him six months to recoup. And he was probably in his mid-40s, tell you the truth, I'm thinking back, I don't know. He was probably in his mid-40s at the time, right? It took him six months, he hurt himself.  That was a cliff-jumping story. So please, that video we put out before, the do's and don'ts of cliff-jumping, please pay attention to that, right? Please pay attention to that.   Be careful, okay?


VI. A first visit to London. The Governor, seeming to like my company, had me frequently to his house, and his setting me up always mentioned as a fixed thing. I was to take with me letters, recommendery, to a number of his friends, besides the letter of credit, to furnish me with the necessary money, for purchasing the press and types, paper, etc. For these letters I was appointed to call at different times, when they were to be ready, but a future time was still named. Thus we went on till the ship, whose departure too had been several times postponed, was on the point of sailing. Then when I called to take my leave and receive the letters, his secretary, Dr. Bard, came out to me and said the Governor was extremely busy in writing, but would be down at Newcastle before the ship, and there the letters would be delivered to me. Ralph, though married and having one child, had determined to accompany me in this voyage. It was thought he intended to establish a correspondence, and obtain goods to sell on commission. But I found afterward that, through some discontent with his wife's relations, he proposed to leave her on their hands, and never return again. Having taken leave of my friends, and interchanged some promises with Miss Reid, I left Philadelphia in the ship which anchored at Newcastle. The Governor was there, but when I went to his lodgings the secretary came to me from him with the civilest message in the world that he could not then see me being engaged in business of the utmost importance, but should send the letters to me on board and wished me heartily a good voyage and a speedy return, etc. I returned on board a little puzzled, but still not doubting. Mr. Andrew Hamilton, a famous lawyer of Philadelphia, had taken passage in the same ship for himself and son, and with Mr. Denham, a Quaker merchant, and mishores Orion and Russell, masters of an ironwork in Maryland, had engaged the great cabin so that Ralph and I were forced to take up with a berth in the steerage, and none on board knowing us were considered as ordinary persons. But Mr. Hamilton and his son, it was James, since Governor, returned from Newcastle to Philadelphia. The father being recalled by a great fee to plead for a seized ship and, just before we sailed, Colonel French, coming on board and showing me great respect, I was more taken notice of, and with my friend Ralph, invited by other gentlemen to come into the cabin their being now room. Accordingly we removed thither. Seeing that Colonel French had brought on board the Governor's dispatches, I asked the Captain for those letters, that were to be under my care. He said all were put in the bag together, and he could not then come at them, but before we landed in England I should have an opportunity of picking them out, so I was satisfied for the present, and we proceeded on our voyage. We had a sociable company in the cabin, and lived uncommonly well, having the addition of all Mr. Hamilton's stores, who had laid in plentifully. In this passage Mr. Denham contracted a friendship for me that continued during his life. The voyage was otherwise not a pleasant one, as we had a great deal of bad weather. When we came to the Channel the Captain kept his word with me, and gave me an opportunity of examining the bag for the Governor's letters. I found none upon which my name was put as under my care. I picked out six or seven, that by the handwriting I thought might be the promised letters, especially as one of them was directed to basket the King's printer and another to some stationer. We arrived in London the 24th of December 1724. I waited upon the stationer, who came first in my way, delivering the letter as from Governor Keith. I don't know such a person says he, but opening the letter, Oh! this is from Riddleson Den. I have lately found him to be a complete rascal, and I will have nothing to do with him, nor receive any letters from him. So, putting the letter into my hands, he turned on his heel and left me to serve some customer. I was surprised to find that these were not the Governor's letters, and after recollecting and comparing circumstances, I began to doubt his sincerity. I found my friend Denham and opened the whole affair to him. He let me into Keith's character, told me there was not in the least probability that he had written any letters for me, that no one who knew him had the smallest dependence on him, and he laughed at the notion of the Governor's giving me a letter of credit, having, he said, no credit to give. On my expressing some concern about what I should do, he advised me to endeavor getting some employment in the way of my business. Among the printers here, said he, you will improve yourself, and when you return to America you will set up to greater advantage. We both of us happened to know, as well as the stationer, that Riddleson Den, the attorney, was a very naive. He had half-ruined Miss Reid's father by persuading him to be bound for him. By this letter it appeared there was a secret scheme on foot to the prejudice of Hamilton, supposed to be then coming over with us, and that Keith was concerned in it with Riddleson Den. Denham, who was a friend of Hamilton's, thought he ought to be acquainted with it. So, when he arrived in England, which was soon after, partly from resentment and ill-will to Keith and Riddleson Den, and partly from good-will to him, I waited on him and gave him the letter. He thanked me cordially, the information-being of importance to him, and from that time he became my friend, greatly to my advantage afterwards on many occasions.  It was a habit he had acquired. He wished to please everybody, and, having little to give, he gave expectations. He was otherwise an ingenious, sensible man, a pretty good writer, and a good governor for the people, though not for his constituents, the proprieties whose instructions he sometimes disregarded. Several of our best laws were of his planning and passed during his administration. Ralph and I were inseparable companions. We took lodgings together in Little Britain, at three shillings and six pence a week, as much as we could then afford. He found some relations, but they were poor, and unable to assist him. He now let me know his intentions of remaining in London, and that he never meant to return to Philadelphia. He had brought no money with him, the whole he could muster having been expended paying his passage. I had fifteen pistols, so he borrowed occasionally of me to subsist while he was looking out for business. He first endeavored to get into the playhouse, believing himself qualified for an actor. But Wilkes, to whom he applied, advised him candidly not to think of that employment, as it was impossible he should succeed in it. Then he proposed to Roberts, a publisher in Paternoster Roe, to write for him a weekly paper, like the Spectator, on certain conditions which Roberts did not approve. Then he endeavored to get employment as a Hackney writer, to copy for the stationers and lawyers about the temple, but could find no vacancy. I immediately got into work at Palmer's, then a famous printing house, in Bartholomew Close, and there I continued near a year. I was pretty diligent, but spent with Ralph a good deal of my earnings in going to plays and other places of amusement. We had together consumed all of my pistols, and now just rubbed on from hand to mouth. He seemed quite to forget his wife and child, and I by degrees my engagements with Miss Reed, to whom I never wrote more than one letter, and that was to let her know I was not likely soon to return. That was another of the great irata of my life, which I should wish to correct if I were to live it over again. In fact, by our expenses, I was constantly kept unable to pay my passage. At Palmer's I was employed in composing for the second edition of Walliston's Religion of Nature. Some of his reasonings not appearing to me well founded, I wrote a little metaphysical piece in which I made remarks on them. It was entitled A Descension on Liberty and Necessity, Pleasure and Pain. I inscribed it to my friend Ralph. I printed a small number. It occasioned my being more considered by Mr. Palmer as a young man of some ingenuity, though he seriously expostulated with me upon the principles of my pamphlet, which to him appeared abominable. My printing this pamphlet was another erratum. While I lodged in Little Britain I made an acquaintance with one Wilcox, a bookseller, whose shop was at the next door. He had an immense collection of secondhand books. Circulating libraries were not then in use, but we agreed that on certain reasonable terms, which I have now forgotten, I might take, read and return any of his books. This I esteemed a great advantage, and I made as much use of it as I could. My pamphlet by some means falling into the hands of one Lyons, a surgeon, author of a book entitled The Infallibility of Human Judgment. It occasioned an acquaintance between us. He took great notice of me, called on me often to converse on those subjects, paid me to the house, a pale ale-house in a lane, cheapside, and introduced me to Mr. Manderville, author of The Fable of the Bees, who had clubbed there, of which he was the soul, being a most facetious man, entertaining companion. Lyons, too, introduced me to Dr. Pemberton, at Bastion's coffee-house, who promised to give me an opportunity, one time or other, of seeing Sir Isaac Newton, of which I was extremely desirous, but this never happened. I had brought over a few curiosities, among which the principle was a purse made of the asbestos which purifies by fire. Sir Hans Sloan, heard of it, came to see me and invited me to his house in Bloomsbury Square, where he showed me all his curiosities, and persuaded me to let him add that to the number, for which he paid me handsomely. In our house there lodged a young woman, a millner, who, I think, had a shop in the Cloisters. She had been gentilely bred, was sensible and lively, and of most pleasing conversation. Ralph Redd plays to her in the evenings. They grew intimate. She took another lodging and he followed her. They lived together for some time, but he being still out of business and her income not sufficient to maintain them with her child, he took a resolution of going from London to try for a country school which he thought himself well qualified to undertake, as he wrote an excellent hand and was a master of arithmetic and accounts. This, however, redeemed a business below him and confident of future better fortune when he should be unwilling to have it known that he was once so meanly employed. He changed his name and did me the honour to assume mine, for I soon after had a letter from him, appointing me that he was settled in a small village in Berkshire, I think it was, where he taught reading and writing to ten or a dozen boys at sixpence per week, recommending Mrs. T. to my care and desiring me to write to him, directing for Mr. Franklin, schoolmaster, at such a place. He continued to write frequently, sending me large specimens of an epic poem which he was then composing and desiring my remarks and corrections. These I gave him from time to time, but endeavored rather to discourage his proceeding. One of Young's satires was just then published. I copied and sent him a great part of it, which set in a strong light the folly of pursuing muses with any hope of advancement by them. All this was in vain. Sheets of the poem continued to come by every post. In the meantime Mrs. T., having on his account lost her friends in business, was often in distress and used to send for me and borrow what I could spare to help her out of them. I grew fond of her company, and being at that time under no religious restraint, and presuming upon my importance to her, I attempted familiarities—another eratum, which she repulsed with a proper resentment, and acquainted him with my behaviour. This made a breach between us, and when he returned again to London he let me know he thought I had cancelled all the obligations he had been under to me. So I found I was never to expect his repaying me what I lent to him or advanced to him. This, however, was not then of much consequence, as he was totally unable, and in the loss of his friendship I found myself relieved from a burden. I now began to think of getting a little money beforehand and expecting better work. I left Palmer's to work at Watts, near Lincoln's infields, a still greater printing-house. Here I continued all the rest of my stay in London. At my first admission into this printing-house, I took to working at Press, imagining I felt a want of the bodily exercise I had been used to in America, where Press work is mixed with composing. I drank only water, and the other workmen near Fifty and Number were great guzzlers of beer. On occasion I carried up and down the stairs a large form of types in each hand, when others carried but one in both hands. They wondered to see, from this and several instances, what the water-American, as they called me, was stronger than themselves, who drank strong beer. We had an ale-house boy who attended always in the house to supply the workmen. My companion at the Press drank every day a pint before breakfast, a pint at breakfast with his bread and cheese, a pint between breakfast and dinner, a pint at dinner, a pint in the afternoon about six o'clock, and another when he had done his day's work. I thought it a detestable custom, but it was necessary, he supposed, to drink strong beer that he might be strong to labour. I endeavored to convince him that the bodily strength afforded by beer could only be in proportion to the grain or flour in the barley, dissolved in the water of which it was made, that there was more flour in a penny worth of bread, and therefore, if he would eat that with a pint of water, it would give him more strength than a quart of beer. He drank on, however, and had four or five shillings to pay out of his wages every Saturday night, for that muddling liquor and expense I was free from, and thus these poor devils kept themselves always under. Once after some weeks, desiring to have me in the composing-room, I left the pressman a new bienvenue, or some for drink, being five shillings, was demanded of me by the compositors. I thought it an imposition, as I had paid below the master thought it too, and forbade my paying it. I stood about two or three weeks, was accordingly considered as an excommunicate, and had so many little pieces of private mischief done me, by mixing my sorts, transposing my pages, breaking my matter, etc., etc., if I were ever so little out of the room, and all ascribed to the chapel-ghost, which they said ever haunted those not regularly admitted, that notwithstanding the master's protection I found myself obliged to comply and pay the money, convinced of the folly of being on ill terms with those one is to live with continually. Begin footnote. Franklin now left the work of operating the printing presses, which was largely a matter of manual labour, and began setting type, which required more skill and intelligence. End footnote. I was now on a fair footing with them, and soon acquired considerable influence. I proposed some reasonable alterations in their chapel-laws, and carried them against all opposition. From my example a great part of them left their middling breakfast of beer, and bread, and cheese, finding they could with me be supplied from a neighbouring house, with a large pourager of hot-water gruel sprinkled with pepper, crumbed with bread, and a bit of butter in it, for the price of a pint of beer, these three haypents. This was a more comfortable, as well as cheaper breakfast, and keep their heads clearer. Those who continued saughting with beer all day were often, by not paying, out of credit at the ale-house, and used to make interest with me to get beer, their light as they phased it, being out. I watched the pay-table on Saturday night, and collected what I stood engaged for them, having to pay sometimes near thirty shillings a week on their accounts. Thus, and my being esteemed a pretty good rigite, that is a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the society. My constant attendance, I never making a St. Monday, recommended me to the master, and my uncommon quickness at composing, occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went now very agreeably. Begin footnote, a printing house is called a chapel, because Caxton, the first English printer, did his printing in a chapel connected with Westminster Abbey. St. Monday is a holy day taken to prolong the dissipation of Saturday's wages. By lodging in Little Britain, being too remote, I found another in Duke Street opposite the Roman Chapel. It was two pairs of stairs backwards, at an Italian warehouse. A widow-lady kept the house, she had a daughter, and a maid-servant, and a journeyman who attended the warehouse, but lodged abroad. After sending to inquire my character at the house where I had last lodged, she agreed to take me at the same rate, three shilling sixpence per week. Keeper, as she said, from the protection she expected in having a man lodged in the house. She was a widow, an elderly woman, and had been bred a Protestant, being a clergyman's daughter, but was converted to the Catholic religion by her husband, whose memory she much revered, had lived much among people of distinction, and knew a thousand anecdotes of them as far back as the times of Charles II. She was lame in her knees with the wig out, and therefore seldom stirred out of her room, so sometimes wanted company, and hers was so highly amusing to me that I was sure to spend an evening with her whenever she desired it. Our supper was only half an inch over each, on a very little strip of bread and butter, and half a pint of ale between us, but the entertainment was in her conversation. My always-keeping good hours and giving little trouble in the family made her unwilling to part with me, so that when I talked of a lodging I had heard of, nearer my business, for two shillings a week, which meant I was now on saving money, made some difference. She bid me not think of it, for she would abate me two shillings a week for the future, so I remained with her at one shilling in sixpence as long as I stayed in London. In a garret of her house there lived a maiden lady of seventy, in the most retired manner of which my landlady gave me this account, that she, being a Roman Catholic, had been set abroad when young, and lodged in a nunnery with the intent of becoming a nun. But the country, not agreeing with her, she returned to England where, there being no nunnery, she had vowed to lead a life of a nun as near as might be done in those circumstances. Finally she had given all her estate to charitable uses, reserving only twelve pounds a year to live on, and out of this sum she still gave a great deal to charity, living herself on water-cruel only, and using no fire but to boil it. She had lived many years in that garret, being permitted to remain there gratis by successive Catholic tenants of the house below, as they deemed it a blessing to have her there. A priest visited her to confess her every day. I have asked her, said my landlady, how she, as she lived, could possibly find so much employment for a confessor. Oh, she said, it is impossible to avoid vain thoughts. I was permitted once to visit her. She was cheerful and polite, and conversed pleasantly. The room was clean, but had no other furniture than a maltus, a table with a crucifix and a book, a stool which she gave me to sit on, and a picture over the chimney of St. Veronica, displaying her handkerchief with the miraculous figure of Christ's bleeding face on it, which she explained to me with great seriousness. She looked pale, but was never sick, and I gave it as another instance on how small an income, life and health, may be supported. At Watt's printing-house I contracted an acquaintance with an ingenious young man, one Wygate, who having healthy relations had been better educated than most printers, was a tolerable Latinist, spoke French, and loved reading. I taught him and a friend of his to swim at twice going into the river, and they soon became good swimmers. They introduced me to some gentleman from the country who went to Chelsea by water to see the college and Don Saltero's curiosities. In our return, at the request of the company whose curiosity Wygate had excited, I stripped and leapt into the river and swam from nearer Chelsea to blackfires, performing on the way many feats of activity, both upon and underwater, that surprised and pleased those to whom they were novelties. Begin footnote. The story is that she met Christ on his way to crucifixion and offered him her handkerchief to wipe the blood from his face, after which the handkerchief always bore the image of Christ's bleeding face. James Salter, a former servant of Hans Sloan, lived in Cheney-Walk, Chelsea. His house, a barbershop, was known as Don Salato's, Coffee House. The curiosities were in glass cases and constituted an amazing and motley collection, a petrified crab from China, a liquefied hog, Job's tears, Madagascar lances, William the Conqueror's flaming sword, and Henry VIII's coat of mail. The swim was of about three miles. End footnote. I had from a child been ever delighted in this exercise, had studied and practiced all Trevner's motions and positions, added some of my own, aiming at the graceful and easy as well as the useful. All these I took this occasion of exhibiting to the company, and was much flattered by their admiration. And Wygate, who was desirous of becoming a master, grew more and more attached to me on that account, as well as from the similarity of our studies. He had length-proposed to me traveling all over Europe together, supporting ourselves everywhere by working at our business. I was once inclined to it, but mentioned it to my good friend Mr. Denim, with whom I often spent an hour when I had leisure. He dissuaded me from it, advising me to think only of returning to Pennsylvania, which he was now about to do. I must record one trait of this good man's character. He had formerly been in business at Bristol, but failed in debt to a number of people, compounded and went to America. Thereby a close application to business as a merchant he acquired a plentiful fortune in a few years. Returning to England in the ship with me he invited his old creditors to an entertainment at which he thanked them for the easy composition they had favored with him, and when they expected nothing but the treat every man at the first remove found under his plate and order on a banker for the full amount of the unpaid remainder with interest. He now told me he was about to return to Philadelphia and should carry over a great quantity of goods in order to open a store there. He proposed to take me over as his clerk to keep his books in which he would instruct me, copy his letters, and attend the store. He added that as soon as I should be acquainted with mercantile business he would promote me by sending me with a cargo of flour and bread, etc., to the West Indies, and procure me commission from others which would be profitable, and if I managed well would establish me handsomely. The thing pleased me, for I was grown tired of London, remembering with pleasure the happy months I had spent in Pennsylvania, and wished again to see it. Therefore I immediately agreed on the terms of fifty pounds a year, about one hundred sixty-seven dollars, Pennsylvania money, less indeed than my present get-ings as a compositor, but affording a better prospect. I took leave of printing, as though for ever, and was daily employed in the new business, going about it with Mr. Denim among the tradesmen to purchase various articles and seeing them packed up, doing errands, calling upon workmen to dispatch, etc., and when all was on board I had a few days' leisure. On one of these days I was, to my surprise, sent for by a great man I knew only by name, a Sir William Wyndham, and I waited upon him. He had heard by some means or other of my swimming from Chelsea to Blackfires, and my teaching Wygate and another young man to swim in a few hours. He had two sons about to set out on their travels. He wished to have them first taught swimming, and proposed to gratify me handsomely if I would teach them. They were not yet come to town, and my stay was uncertain, so I could not undertake it. But from this incident I thought it likely that if I were to remain in England and open a swimming school I might get a good deal of money, and it struck me so strongly that the overture seemed sooner made me, perhaps I should not so soon have returned to America. After many years you and I had something of more importance to do with one of these sons of Sir William Wyndham become Earl of Edgmont, which I shall mention in its place. Thus I spent about eighteen months in London, most part of the time, I worked hard at my business, and spent but little upon myself, except in seeing plays and in books. My friend Ralph had kept me poor. He owed me about twenty-seven pounds, which I was now never likely to receive, a great sum out of my small earnings. I loved him, not withstanding, for he had many admirable qualities. I had by no means improved my fortune, but I had picked up some very ingenious acquaintance, whose conversation was of great advantage to me, and I had read considerably. CHAPTER VII We sailed from Gravesend on the twenty-third of July, 1726. For the incidents of the voyage I refer you to my journal, where you will find them all minutely related. Perhaps the most important part of that journal is the plan to be found in it, which I formed at sea for regulating my future conduct in life. It is the more remarkable as being formed when I was so young, and yet being pretty faithfully adhered to, quite through to old age. FOOTNOTE The journal is not found in the manuscript journal, which was left among Franklin's papers. We landed in Philadelphia on the eleventh of October, where I found sundry alterations. Keith was no longer Governor, being superseded by Mayor Gordon. I met him, walking the streets as a common citizen. He seemed a little ashamed at seeing me, but past without saying anything. I should have been as much ashamed at seeing Miss Reed, had not her friends, despairing with reason of my return after the receipt of my letter, persuaded her to marry another, one Rogers, a potter, which was done in my absence. With him, however, she was never happy, and soon parted from him, refusing to cohabit with him or bear his name. Yet being now said that he had another wife, he was a worthless fellow, though an excellent workman, which was the temptation to her friends. She got into debt, ran away in 1727 or 1728, went to the West Indies, and died there. Chimer had got a better house, a shop well supplied with stationery, plenty of new types, a number of hands, though none good, and seemed to have a great deal of business. Mr. Denham took a store in Water Street, where we opened our goods. I attended the business diligently, studied accounts, and grew in a little time expert at selling. We lodged and boarded together. He counseled me as a father having a sincere regard for me. I respected and loved him, and we might have gone on together very happy, but in the beginning of February 1726, 1727, when I had just passed my twenty-first year, we both were taken ill. My distemper was a pleurisy, which very nearly carried me off. I suffered a good deal, gave up the point in my own mind, and was rather disappointed when I found myself recovering, regretting in some degree that I must now, some time or other, have all that disagreeable work to do over again. I forgot what his distemper was. It held him a long time, and at length carried him off. He left me a small legacy in a nuncupative will, as a token for his kindness for me, and he left me once more to the wide world, for the store was taken into the care of his executors, and my employment under him ended. My brother-in-law Holmes, being now in Philadelphia, advised my return to my business, and Chimer tempted me with an offer of large wages by the year to come and take the management of his printing-house that he might better attend his stationer's shop. I had heard a bad character of him in London from his wife and her friends, and was not fond of having any more to do with him. I tried for further employment as a merchant's clerk, but not readily meeting with any. I closed again with Chimer. I found in his house these hands, Hugh Meredith, a Welsh Pennsylvanian, thirty years of age, bred to country work, honest, sensible, had a great deal of solid observation, with something of a reader but given to drink. Stephen Potts, a young countryman of full age, bred to the same of uncommon natural parts, and great wit and humor but a little idle. These he had agreed with at extreme low wages, per week, to be raised a shilling every three months as they would deserve by improving in their business, and the expectation of these high wages to come on, hereafter, was what he had drawn them in with. Meredith was to work at press, Potts at bookbinding, which he by agreement was to teach them, though he knew neither one nor tether. John, a wild Irishman, brought up to no business whose service for four years Chimer had purchased from the captain of a ship. He, too, was to be made a pressman. George Webb, an Oxford scholar, whose time for four years he had likewise bought, intending him for a compositor, of whom more presently, and David Harry, a country boy, whom he had taken apprentice. I soon perceived that the intention of engaging me at wages so much higher than he had been used to give was to have these raw, cheap hands formed through me, and as soon as I had instructed them, then they being all article to him, he should be able to do without me. I went on, however, very cheerfully, put his printing-house in order, which had been in great confusion, and brought his hands, by a degree, to mind their business and to do it better. It was an odd thing to find an Oxford scholar in the situation of a bought servant. He was not more than eighteen years of age, and gave me this account of himself, that he was born in Gloucester, educated at grammar school there, had been distinguished among the scholars for some apparent superiority in performing his part, when they exhibited plays, belonged to the Whitty Club there, and had written some pieces in prose and verse, which were printed in the Gloucester newspaper. Thence he was sent to Oxford, where he continued about a year, but not well-satisfied, wishing of all things to see London, and become a player. At length, receiving his quarterly allowance of fifteen guineas, instead of discharging his debts, he walked out of town, hid his gown in a fruose bush, and footed it to London, where, having no friend to advise him, he fell into bad company. Soon spent his guineas, found no means of being introduced among the players, crew necessitous, pond his clothes, and wanted bread. Walking the street very hungry and not knowing what to do with himself, a crimp's bill was put into his hand. Begin footnote. A crimp was the agent of a shipping company. Crimps were sometimes employed to decoy him into such a service, as is here mentioned. End of footnote. Offering immediate entertainment and encouragement to such as would bind themselves to serve in America, he went directly, signed the indenture, was put into the ship, and came over, never writing a line to acquaint his friends what was become of him. He was lively, witty, good-natured, and a pleasant companion, but idle, thoughtless, and imprudent to the last degree. John the Irishman soon ran away, with the rest I began to live very agreeably, for they all respected me the more, as they found Kimer incapable of instructing them, and that from me they learned something daily. We never worked on Saturday, that being Kimer Sabbath, so I had two days for reading. My acquaintance with the ingenious people in the town increased. Kimer himself treated me with great civility and apparent regard, and nothing now made me uneasy but my debt to Vernon, which I was yet unable to pay, being hitherto but a poor economist. He, however, kindly made no demand of it. Our printing-house often wanted sorts, and there was no letter-founder in America. I had seen types cast at James and London, but without much attention to the matter. However, I now contrived a mold, made use of the letters we had as punch-ons, struck the matrices in lead, and thus supplied, in a pretty tolerable way, all the deficiencies. I also engraved several things on occasion. I made the ink. I was ware-houseman, and everything, and, in short, quite factotom. But however serviceable I might be, I found that my services became every day of less importance, as the other hands improved in the business, and when Kimer paid my second quarter's wages, he let me know that he felt them too heavy, and thought I should make an abatement. He grew by a degree less civil. Put on more of the master frequently found fault, was captious, and seemed ready for an outbreak. I went on, nevertheless, with a good deal of patience, thinking that his encumbered circumstances were partly the cause. At length a trifle snapped our connection. For the great noise happening near the courthouse, I put my head out of the window to see what was the matter. Kimer, being in the street, looked up and saw me, called out to me in a loud voice and angry tone, to mind my business, adding some reproachful words that netted me the more for their publicity all of the neighbors who were looking out on the same occasion, being witness how I was treated. He came up immediately into the printing-house, continued the quarrel high words passed on both sides. He gave me a quarter's warning. We had stipulated, expressing a wish that he had not been obliged so long a warning. I told him his wish was unnecessary, for I would leave him that instant, and so taking my hat walked out of doors, desiring Meredith, whom I saw below, to take care of some things I left, and bring them to my lodgings. Meredith came accordingly in the evening, when we talked to my affair over. He had conceived great regard for me, and was very unwilling that I should leave the house while he remained in it. He dissuaded me from returning to my native country, which I began to think of. He reminded me that Chimer was in debt for all he possessed, that his creditors began to be uneasy, that he kept his shop miserably, sold often without profit for ready money, and often trusted without keeping accounts. That he must therefore fail, which would make a vacancy I might profit of. I objected my want of money. He then let me know how his father had a high opinion of me, and from some discourse that had passed between them he was sure he would advance money to set me up, if I would enter into partnership with him. My time, says he, will be out with Chimer in the spring. By that time we may have our present types in from London. I am sensible, I am no workman. If you like it, your skill in the business shall be set against the stock I furnish, and we will share the profits equally. The provision was agreeable, and I consented. His father was in town and approved of it. The more as he saw I had great influence with his son, had prevailed on him to abstain long from dram-drinking, and he hoped might break him of that wretched habit entirely. When we came to be so closely connected, I gave an inventory to the father who carried it to a merchant. The things were sent for. The secret was to be kept until they should arrive, and in the meantime I was to get work, if I could, at the other printing-house. But I found no vacancy there, and so remained idle a few days, while Chimer, on a prospect of being employed to print some paper money in New Jersey, which would require cuts in various types that I only could supply, and apprehending Bradford might engage me and get the job from him, sent me a very civil message that old friends should not part for a few words, the effect of sudden passion, and wishing me to return. Meredith persuaded me to comply, as it would give more opportunity for his improvement under my daily instruction. So I returned, and we went on more smoothly than for some time before. The New Jersey job was obtained. I contrived a copper-plate press for it, the first that had been seen in the country. I cut several ornaments and checks for the bills. We went together to Burlington, where I executed the whole to satisfaction, and he received so large a sum for the work as to be enabled thereby to keep his head much longer above water. At Burlington I made an acquaintance with many principal people of the province. Several of them had been appointed by the Assembly's committee to attend the press, and take care that no more bills were printed than the law directed. They were, therefore, by turns, constantly with us, and generally he who attended brought with him a friend or two for company. My mind, having been much more improved by reading than Chimer's, I supposed it was for that reason my conversation seemed to be more valued. They had me to their houses, introduced me to their friends, and showed me much civility. While he, though, the master, was a little neglected. In truth he was an odd fish, ignorant of the common life, fond of rudely opposing received opinions, slovenly too extreme dirtiness, enthusiastic in some points of religion, and a little navish with all. We continued there near three months. And by the time I could reckon among my acquired friends, Judge Allen, Samuel Bustill, the Secretary of the Province, Isaac Pearson, Joseph Cooper, and several of the Smiths, members of the Assembly, and Isaac DeKow, the Surveyor-General. The latter was a shrewd, sagacious old man who told me that he began for himself when young, by wheeling clay for brick-makers, learned to write after he was of age, carried the chain for surveyors who taught him surveying, and he now, by his industry, acquired a good estate and says he, I foresee that you will soon work this man out of his business and make a fortune in it at Philadelphia. He had not, then, the least intimation of my intention to set up there or anywhere. These friends were afterwards of great use to me, as I occasionally was, to some of them. They all continued their regard for me as long as they lived. Before I enter upon my public appearance in business it may be well to let you know the then state of my mind with regard to my principles and morals, that you may see how far those influence the future events of my life. My parents had early given me religious impressions, and brought me through my childhood piously in the dissenting way. But I was scarce fifteen when, after doubting by turns of several points, as I found them disputed in the different books I read, I began to doubt of revelation itself. Some books against deism fell into my hands. They were said to be the substance of sermons preached by Boyle's lecturers. It happened that they wrought an effect on me quite contrary to what was intended by them. For the arguments of the deists which were quoted to be refuted appeared to me much stronger than the refutations. In short I soon became a thorough deist. My arguments perverted some others, particularly Collins and Routh, but each of them having afterwards wronged me greatly without the least compunction and recollecting keys-conduct toward me. Who was another free-thinker? And my own towards Vernon and Miss Read, which at times gave me great trouble, I began to suspect that this doctrine, though it might be true, was not very useful. My London pamphlet, which had, for its motto, these lines of Dryden, whatever is, is right, though her blind man sees but a part of the chain, the nearest link, his eye is not carried to the equal beam that poses all above. And from the attributes of God his infinite wisdom, goodness, and power concluded that nothing could possibly be wrong in the world, and that vice and virtue were empty distinctions, no such things existed, appeared now not so clever a performance, as I once thought it, and I doubted whether some error had not insinuated itself unperceived into my argument, so as to inflict all that follows as is common in metaphysical reasonings. I grew convinced that truth, sincerity, and integrity in dealings between man and man were of the utmost importance to the felicity of life, and I formed written resolutions which still remain in my journal book, to practice them ever while I lived. Man had indeed no weight with me, as such, but I entertained an opinion that, though certain actions might not be bad because they were forbidden by it, or good because it commanded them, yet probably these actions might be forbidden because they were bad for us, or commanded because they were beneficial to us, in their own natures. All the circumstances of things being considered, and this persuasion with the kind hand of providence, or some other guardian angel, or accidental favourable circumstances and situations, were all together preserved me through this dangerous time of youth, and the hazardous situations I was sometimes in among strangers, remote from the eye, and advance of my father, without my willful gross immorality or injustice that might have been expected from my want of religion. I say willfully because the instances I have mentioned had something of necessity in them, from my youth, inexperience, and the naivety of others I had therefore a tolerable character to begin the world with. I valued it properly and determined to perceive it. We had not been long returned to Philadelphia before the new types arrived from London. We settled with Chimer, and left him by his consent before he heard of it. We found a house to hire near the market and took it, to lessen the rent, which was then but twenty-four pounds a year, though I have since known it to let for seventy. We took in Thomas Godfrey, a glazier and his family, who were to pay a considerable part of it to us, and we bored with them. We had scarce opened our letters and put our press in order, before George House, an acquaintance of mine, brought a countryman to us whom he had met in the street inquiring for a printer. All our cash was now expended in the variety of particulars. We had been obliged to procure, and this countryman's five shillings, being our firstfruits, and coming so seasonably, gave me more pleasure than any crown I have ever since earned, and the gratitude I felt toward House has made me often more ready than perhaps I should otherwise have been to assist young beginners. There are croakers in every country, always boating its ruin. Such a one then lived in Philadelphia, a person of note, an elderly man, with a wise look and a very grave manner of speaking, his name was Samuel Mickel. This gentleman, a stranger to me, stopped one day at my door and asked me if I was the young man who had lately opened a new printing-house. Being answered in the affirmative, he said he was sorry for me, because it was an expensive undertaking, and the expense would be lost, for Philadelphia was a sinking place, that people already half bankrupt or near being so, all appearances to the contrary, such as new buildings and the rise of rents, being to his certain knowledge fallacious, for they were in fact among the things that would soon ruin us. And he gave me a detail of misfortunes now existing, or that were soon to exist, that he left me half melancholy. Had I known him before I engaged in this business, probably I should never have done it. This man continued to live in this decaying place and to declaim in the same strain, refusing for many years to buy a house there, because all was going to destruction. And at last I had the pleasure of seeing him give five times as much for one as he might have bought it for when he first began his croaking. I should have mentioned before that in the autumn of the preceding year I had farmed most of my ingenious acquaintance into a club of mutual improvement, which was called the junta. We met on Friday evenings. The rules that I drop required that every member, in his turn, should produce one or more queries on any point of morals, politics, or natural philosophy, to be discussed by the company, and once in three months produce and read an essay of his own writing on any subject he pleased. Our debates were to be under the direction of a president, and to be conducted in the sincere spirit of inquiry after truth, without fondness for dispute or desire of victory, and to prevent warmth, all expressions of positiveness in opinions or direct contradictions were after some time made contraband and prohibited under small pecuniary penalties. The first members were Joseph Brynthnall, a copier of deeds for the scrivener, a good-natured, friendly middle-aged man, a great lover of poetry, reading all he could meet with, and writing some that was tolerable. Very ingenious in many of the little nick-a-naves and a sensible conversation. Thomas Godfrey, a self-taught mathematician, great in his way and afterwards inventor of what is now called Hadley's Quadrant, but he knew little out of his way, and was not a pleasing companion, as like most great mathematicians I have met with, he expected universal precision in everything said, or was forever denying or distinguishing upon trifles, to the disturbance of all conversation. He soon left us. Thomas Skull, a surveyor, afterwards a surveyor general, who loved books and sometimes made a few verse. William Parsons, Bretter Shoemaker, but loving reader, had acquired a considerable share of mathematics, which he first studied with a view to astrology, that he afterwards laughed at it. He also became surveyor general. William Mogridge, a joiner, a most exquisite mechanic and a solid sensible man. Hugh Meredith, Stephen Potts, and George Webb I have characterized before. Robert Grace, the young gentleman of some fortune, generous, lively, and witty, a lover of punning and of his friends, and William Coleman, then a merchant's clerk about my age, who had the coolest, clearest head and best heart and the exactest morals of almost any man I ever met with. He became afterwards a merchant of great note and one of our provincial judges. Our friendship continued without interruption to his death, upwards of forty years, and the club continued almost as long, and was the best school of philosophy, morality, and politics that then existed in the province for our queries, which were read the week preceding their discussions, put us upon reading, with attention upon the several subjects that we might speak more to the purpose, and there too we acquired better habits of conversation, everything being studied in our rules, which might prevent our distinguishing each other. From hence the long continuance of the club, I shall have frequent occasion to speak further of hereafter. But by giving this account of it here is to show something of the interest I had, every one of these exerting themselves in recommending business to us. Berenthal particularly procured us from the Quakers, the printing forty sheets of their history, the rest being to be done by Chimer, and upon this we worked exceedingly hard, for the price was low, it was a folio, pro-patrious size, in pica, with long printer notes. I composed of it a sheet a day, and Meredith worked it off at press, and it was often eleven at night and sometimes later, before I had finished my distribution for the next day's work. For the little jobs set in by our other friends now and then, put us back. But so determined I was to continue doing a sheet a day of the folio, that one night, when having imposed my forms, I thought my day's work over, one of them by accident was broken, and two pages reduced to pie. I immediately distributed and composited all over again, before I went to bed, and this industry, visible to our neighbors, began to give us character and credit. Particularly, I was told, that mention being made of the new printing office at the Merchants Every Night Club. The general opinion was that it must fail, there being already two printers in the place. Chimer and Bradford. But Dr. Baird, whom you and I saw many years after at his native place, St. Andrews in Scotland, gave a contrary opinion. For the industry of that franklin, says he, is superior to anything I ever saw of the kind. I see him still at work when I go home from club, and he is at work again before his neighbors are out of bed. This struck the rest, and we soon had offers from one of them to supply us with stationery. But as yet, we did not choose to engage in shop business. I mentioned this industry, more particularly, and more freely though. It seems to be talking in my own praise, but those of my posterity who shall read it, may know the use of that virtue when they see its effects in my favour throughout this relation. George Webb, who had found a female friend, that lent him wherewith to purchase his time of Chimer, now came to offer himself as a journeyman to us. We could not then employ him, but I foolishly let him know, as a secret, that I soon intended to be in a newspaper, and might then have worked for him. My hopes of success, as I told him, were founded on this, that the then only newspaper printed by Bradford was a paltry thing, wretchedly managed, no way entertaining, and yet was profitable to him. I therefore thought a good paper would scarcely fail of good encouragement. I requested Webb not to mention it, but he told it to Chimer, who immediately, to be beforehand with me, published proposals for printing one himself on which Webb was to be employed. I resented this, and to counteract them, as I could not yet begin our paper, I wrote several pieces of entertainment for Bradford's paper under the title of The Busy Body, which Bretonall continued some months. But this means the attention of the public was fixed on that paper, and Chimer's proposals, which we burlesque and ridiculed, were disregarded. He began his paper, however, and after carrying it on three-quarters of a year, with at most only ninety subscribers, he offered it to me for a trifle, and I, having been ready some time to go on with it, took it in hand directly, and it proved, in a few years, extremely profitable to me. I perceived that I am apt to speak in the singular number, though our partnership still continued. The reason may be that, in fact, the whole management of the business lay upon me. Meredith was no compositor, a poor pressman, and seldom sober. My friends lamented my connection with him, but I was to make the best of it. Our first papers made a quite different appearance from any before in the province, a better type and better printed, but some spirited remarks of my writing, on the dispute then going on between Governor Burnett and the Massachusetts Assembly, struck the principal people, occasioned the paper and the manager of it to be talked of, and in a few weeks brought them all to be our subscribers. The example was followed by many, and our number went on growing continually. This was one of the first good effects of my having learnt a little scribble. Another was that the leading men seeing a newspaper now in the hands of one who could also handle a pen, thought it convenient to oblige and encourage me. Bradford still printed the votes and laws and other public business. He had printed an address of the house to the Governor in a coarse, blundering manner. We reprinted it elegantly and correct and sent out to every member. They were sensible to the difference. It strengthened the hands of our friends in the house, and they voted us their printers for the year ensuing. Among my friends in the house I must not forget Mr. Hamilton, before mentioned, who was then returned from England, and had a seat in it. He interested himself for me strongly in that instance as he did in many others afterwards, continuing his patronage until his death. Mr. Vernon about this time put me in mind of the debt I owed him, but did not press me. I wrote him an ingenious letter of acknowledgement, craved his forbearance little longer, which he allowed me, and as soon as I was able I paid the principal with interest and many thanks, so that erratum was in some degree corrected. But now another difficulty came upon me which I had never the least reason to expect. Mr. Marra's father, who was to have paid for our printing-house, according to the expectations given me, was able to advance only one hundred pounds of currency, which had been paid, and a hundred more was due to the merchant, who grew impatient and sued us all. We gave bail, but saw that, if the money could not be raised in time, the suit must soon come to judgment and execution, and our hopeful prospects must with us be ruined, as the press and letters must be sold for payment, perhaps at half price. This distress, two true friends whose kindness I have never forgotten, nor ever shall forget while I can remember anything, came to me separately, unknown to each other, and without any application from me, offering each of them to advance me all the money that should be necessary to enable me to take the whole business upon myself if that should be practical. But they did not like my continuing the partnership with Meredith, who, as they said, was often seen drunk in the streets, and playing at low games and ale-houses, much to our discredit. These two friends were William Coleman and Robert Grace. I told them I could not propose a separation while any prospect remained of the Meredith's fulfilling their part of our agreement, because I thought myself under great obligation to them for what they had done, and would do if they could, but if they finally failed in their performance and our partnership must be dissolved, I should then think myself at liberty to accept the assistance of my friends. Thus the matter rested for some time. When I said to my partner, perhaps your father is dissatisfied at the part you have undertaken in this affair of ours, and is unwilling to advance for you and me what he would for you alone. If that is the case, tell me, and I will resign the holes to you and go about my business. No said he. My father has really been disappointed and is really unable, and I am unwilling to distress him further. I see this as a business, I am not fit for it. I was bred a farmer, and it was a folly in me to come to town and put myself at thirty years of age and apprentice to learn a new trade. Many of our Welch people are going to settle in North Carolina, where land is cheap. I am inclined to go with them and follow my old employment, but you may find friends. To assist you, if you will take the debts of the company upon you, return to my father the hundred pounds he has advanced, pay my little personal debts, and give me thirty pounds and a new saddle, I will relinquish the partnership and leave the hole in your hands. I agreed to this proposal. It was drawn up in writing, signed and sealed immediately. I gave him what he demanded, and he went soon after to Carolina, from which he sent me next year two long letters containing the best account that had been given of that country, the climate, the soil, husbandry, etc., for in those matters he was very judicious. I printed them in the papers, and they gave great satisfaction to the public. As soon as he was gone I recurred to my two friends, and because I would not give an unkind preference to either, I took half of what each had offered and I wanted of one, and half of the other, paid off the company's debts, and went on with the business in my own name, advertising that the partnership was dissolved. I think it was in or about the year 1729. Chapter 8 Business Success and First Public Service About this time there was a cry among the people for more paper money, only fifteen thousand pounds being extant in the province, and that soon to be sunk. The wealthy inhabitants opposed any addition being against all paper currency, from an apprehension that it would depreciate, as it had done in New England, to the prejudice of all creditors. We had discussed this point in our junta, where I was on the side of an addition being persuaded that the first small sum struck in 1723 had done much good by increasing the trade, employment, and number of inhabitants in the province. Since I now saw all the old houses inhabited, and many new ones building, whereas I remembered well that when I first walked about the streets of Philadelphia, eating my roll, I saw most of the houses on Walnut Street, between second and front streets, with bills on their doors, to be let, and many likewise in Chestnut Street, and other streets, which made me think the inhabitants of the city were deserting it one after another. Our debates possessed me so fully of the subject that I wrote and printed an anonymous pamphlet on it entitled The Nature and Necessity of a Paper Currency. It was well received by the common people in general, but the rich men disliked it, for it increased and strengthened the clamor for more money, and they, happening to have no writers among them that were able to answer it, their opposition slackened, and the point was carried by a majority in the house. My friends there, who conceived I had been of some service, thought fit to reward me by employing me in printing the money, a very profitable job, and a great help to me. This was another advantage gained by my being able to write. The utility of this currency became by time and experience so evident as never afterward to be much disputed, so that it grew soon to 55,000 pounds, and in 1739 to 80,000 pounds, since which it rose during war to upwards of 350,000 pounds, trade, building, and inhabitants all the while increased, though I now think there are limits beyond which the quantity may be hurtful. Begin footnote. Paper money is a promise to pay its face value in gold or silver, when a state or nation issues more such promises than there is likelihood of its being able to redeem the paper representing the promises depreciates in value. Before the success of the colonies and the revolution was assured, it took hundreds of dollars of their paper money to buy a pair of boots. End footnote. I soon after obtained, through my friend Hamilton, the printing of the New Castle paper money, another profitable job, as I then thought it, small things appearing great to those in small circumstances, and these to me were really great advantages, as they were great encouragements. He procured for me also the printing of the laws and votes of the government, which continued in my hand as long as I followed the business. I now opened a little stationer's shop. I had in it blanks of all sorts. The correctest that ever appeared among us, being assisted in that by my friend, Brennet Nall. I had also paper, parchment, chapman's books, etc. One White Marsh, a compositor I had known in London, an excellent workman, now came to me and worked with me continuously and diligently, and I took an apprentice, the son of Aquila Rose. I began gradually to pay off the debt I was under for the printing house. In order to secure my credit and character as a tradesman, I took care not only to be in reality industrious and frugal, but to avoid all appearances to the contrary. I dressed plainly. I was seen in no places of idle diversion. I never went out a fishing or shooting. A book, indeed, sometimes debauched me from my work, but that was seldom, snug, and gave no scandal. And to show I was not above my business. I sometimes brought home the paper I purchased at the stores, through the streets on a wheelbarrow, thus being esteemed as an industrious, thriving young man, and paying duly for what I bought. The merchants who imported stationery solicited at my custom, others proposed supplying me with books. I went on swimmingly. In the meantime, Kheimer's credit and business declining daily. He was at last forced to sell his printing house to satisfy his creditors. He went to Barbados and there lived some years in very poor circumstances. His apprentice, David Harry, whom I had instructed while I worked with him, set up in his place at Philadelphia, having bought his materials. I was at first apprehensive of a powerful rival in Harry, as his friends were very able and had a good deal of interest. I therefore proposed a partnership to him, which he fortunately, for me, rejected with scorn. He was very proud, dressed like a gentleman, lived expensively, took much diversion and pleasure abroad, ran in debt, and neglected his business, upon which all business left him, and finding nothing to do, he followed Kheimer to Barbados, taking the printing house with him. There this apprentice employed his former master as a journeyman. They quarreled often. Harry went continually behind hand, and at length was forced to sell his types and return to his country work in Pennsylvania. The person that bought them employed Kheimer to use them, but in a few years he died. There remain now no competitor with me in Philadelphia, but the old one, Bradford, who was rich and easy, did a little printing now and then by straggling hands, but was not very anxious about the business. However, he kept the post office. It was imagined he had better opportunities of obtaining news. His paper was thought a better distributor of advertisements than mine, and therefore had many more, which was a profitable thing to him, and a disadvantage to me. For though I did indeed receive and send papers by the post, yet the public opinion was otherwise, for what I did send was by bribing the writers, who took them privately, Bradford being unkind enough to forbid it, which occasioned some resentment on my part, and I thought so meanly of him for it, that when I afterward came into his situation I took care never to imitate it. I had Heather to continue to board with Godfrey, who lived in part of my house with his wife and children, and had one side of the shop for his glazers business, though he worked little, being always absorbed in his mathematics. Mrs. Godfrey projected a match for me with a relation's daughter, took opportunities of bringing us often together, till a serious courtship on my part ensued, the girl being in herself very deserving. The old folks encouraged me by continual invitations to supper, and by leaving us together, till at length it was time to explain. Mrs. Godfrey managed our little treaty. I let her know that I expected as much money with their daughter as would pay off my remaining debt for the printing house, which I believe was not then above a hundred pounds. She brought me word they had no such sum to spare. I said they might mortgage their house in the loan office. The answer to this, after some days, was that they did not approve the match, that on inquiry of Bradford they had been informed the printing business was not a profitable one. The types would soon be worn out, and more wanted, that S. Keimer and D. Harry had failed one after the other, and I should probably soon follow them, and therefore I was forbidden the house, and the daughter shut up. Whether this was a real change of sentiment, or only artifice, on a supposition of our being too far engaged in affection to retract, and therefore that we should steal a marriage, which would leave them at liberty to give or withhold what they pleased, I know not, but I suspect the latter, resented it, and went no more. Mrs. Godfrey brought me afterwards some more favourable accounts of their disposition, and would have drawn me on again, but I declared absolutely my resolution to have nothing more to do with that family. This was resented by the Godfrey's. We differed, and they removed, leaving me the whole house, and I resolved to take no more inmates. But this affair having turned my thoughts to marriage, I looked round me and made overtures of acquaintances in other places, but soon found that, the business of a printer being generally thought a poor one, I was not to expect money with a wife, unless with such a one as I should not otherwise think agreeable. A friendly correspondence, as neighbours and old acquaintances, had continued between me and Mrs. Reed's family, who all had a regard for me from the time of my first lodging in their house. I was often invited there, and consulted in their affairs, wherein I sometimes was of service. I pitied poor Mrs. Reed's unfortunate situation, who was generally dejected, seldom cheerful, and avoided company. I considered my giddiness and inconsistency when in London as a great degree the cause of her unhappiness, though the mother was good enough to thank the fault more her own than mine, as she had prevented our marrying before I went thither, and persuaded the other match in my absence. Our mutual affection was revived, but there was now great objections to our union. The match was indeed looked upon as invalid, a preceding wife being said to be living in England, but this could not easily be proved because of the distance, and though there was a report of his death, it was not certain. Then, though it should be true, he had left many debts, which his successor might be called upon to pay. We ventured, however, over all these difficulties. And I took her to wife. September 1, 1730. None of the inconveniences happened that we had apprehended. She proved a good and faithful helpmate. Assisted me much by attending the shop. We throved together, and have ever mutually endeavored to make each other happy. Thus I corrected that great erratum as well as I could. BEGIN FOOTNOAT Mrs. Franklin survived her marriage over forty years. Franklin's correspondence abounds with evidence that their union was a happy one. We are grown old together, and if she has any faults I am so used to them that I don't perceive them. The following is a stanza from one of Franklin's own songs written for the junta. OF THEIR CLOES AND PHILLUSES POETS MAY PRATE I SING MY PLANE COUNTRY JONES THESE TWELVE YEARS MY WIFE STILL THE JOY OF MY LIFE BLESSED DAY THAT I MADE HER MY OWN. END OF FOOTNOAT About this time our club meeting, not at a tavern, but in a little room of Mr. Grace's, set apart for that purpose. A proposition was made by me that, since our books were often referred to in our discotations upon the queries, it might be convenient for us to have them together where we met, that upon occasion they might be consulted, and by thus clubbing our books to a common library, we should, while we like to keep them together, have each of us the advantage of using the books of all the other members, which would be nearly as beneficial as if we each owned the whole. It was liked and agreed to, and we filled one end of the room with such books as we could best spare. The number was not so great as we expected, and though they had been of great use, yet some inconveniences occurring for want of due care of them. The collection, after about a year, was separated, and each took his books home again. And now I set on foot my first project of a public nature, that for a subscription library. I drew up the proposals, got them put into the form by our great scrivener, Brockton, and, by the help of my friends in the Junta, procured fifty subscribers of forty shillings each to begin with, and ten shillings a year for fifty years. The term our company was to continue. We afterwards obtained a charter, the company being increased to one hundred, thus the mother of all the North American subscription libraries, now so numerous. It has become a great thing itself, and continually increasing. These libraries have improved the general conversation of the Americans, made the common tradesmen and farmers as intelligent, and most gentlemen from other countries, and perhaps have contributed in some degree to the stand so generally made through the colonies in defense of their privileges. Thus far was written with the intention expressed in the beginning, and therefore contains several little family anecdotes of no importance to others. What follows was written many years after, in compliance with the advice contained in these letters, and accordingly intends for the public. The affairs of the revolution occasioned the interruption. Begin footnote. Here the first part of the autobiography written at Twyford in 1771 ends. The second part, which follows, was written in Passy in 1784. After this memorandum, Franklin inserted letters from Abel James and Benjamin Vaughn, urging him to continue his autobiography. End of footnote. It is sometimes since I received the above letters, but I have been too busy till now to think of complying with requests they contain. It might, too, be much better done. If I were at home among my papers which would aid my memory and help to ascertain dates, but my return being uncertain and having just now a little leisure, I will endeavor to recollect and write what I can. If I live to get home, it may be corrected and improved. Not having any copy here of what is already written, I know not whether an account is given of the means I used to establish the Philadelphia Public Library, which, from a small beginning, is now become so considerable, though I remember to have come down to near the time of that transaction. I will therefore begin here an account of it which may be struck out if found to have been already given. At the time I established myself in Philadelphia there was not a good bookseller's shop in any of the colonies to the southward of Boston. In New York and Philadelphia the printers were indeed stationers. They sold only paper, et cetera, almanacs, ballads, and a few common school books. Those who loved reading were obliged to send for their books from England, and members of the junta had each a few. We had left the alehouse where we first met and hired a room to hold our club in. I proposed that we should all of us bring our books to that room where they would not only be ready to consult in our conferences, but become a common benefit, each of us being at liberty to borrow, such as he wished to read at home. This was accordingly done, and for some time contended us. Finding the advantage of this little collection I proposed to render the benefit from books more common by commencing a public subscription library. I drew a sketch from the plan and rules that would be necessary, and got a skillful conveyance or Mr. Charles Broughton to put the whole in form of articles of agreement to be subscribed, by which each subscriber engaged to pay a certain sum down for the first purchase of books in an annual contribution for increasing them. So few were the readers at that time in Philadelphia, and the majority of us so poor that I was not able, with great industry, to find more than fifty persons, mostly young tradesmen, willing to pay down for this purpose forty shillings each, and ten shillings per annum. On this little fund we began. The books were imported. The library was opened one day in the week for lending to the subscribers, on their promissory notes to pay double the value if not duly returned. The institution soon manifested its utility, was imitated by other towns and in other provinces. The libraries were augmented by donations, reading became fashionable, and our people, having no public amusements to divert their attention from study, became better acquainted with books, and in a few years were observed by strangers to be better instructed and more intelligent than people of the same rank generally are in other countries. When we were about to sign the above mentioned articles, which were to be binding on us, our heirs, et cetera, for fifty years, Mr. Brockton, the Scrivener, said to us, You are young men, but it is scarcely probable that any of you will live to see the expiration of the term fixed in this instrument. A number of us, however, are yet living, but the instrument was after a few years rendered null by a charter that incorporated and gave perpetuity to the company. The objections and reluctances I met with in soliciting the subscriptions made me soon feel the impropriety of presenting oneself as the proposer of any useful project that might be supposed to raise one's reputation in the smallest degree above that of one's neighbors, when one has need of their assistance to accomplish that project. I therefore put myself as much as I could out of sight and stated it was a scheme of a number of friends who requested me to go about and propose it to such as they thought lovers of reading. In this way my affair went on more smoothly, and I ever after practiced it on such occasions, and from my frequent successes can heartily recommend it. The present little sacrifice of your vanity will afterward be amply repaid if it remains a while uncertain to whom the merit belongs. Someone more vain than yourself will be encouraged to claim it, and then even envy will be disposed to you justice by plucking those assumed feathers and restoring them to their right owner. The library afforded me the means of improvement by constant study, for which I set apart an hour or two each day, and thus repaired in some degree the loss of the learned education my father once intended for me. Reading was the only amusement I allowed myself. I spent no time in taverns, games, or frolics of any kind, and my industry and my business continued as indefatagable as it was necessary. I was indebted for my printing house. I had a young family coming on to be educated, and I had to contend with for business two printers, who were established in the place before me. My circumstances, however, grew daily easier. My original habits of frugality continued, and my father having, among his instructions to me when a boy, frequently repeated a proverb of Solomon. Seeest thou a man diligent in his calling, he shall stand before kings, he shall not stand before mean men. I, from thence considered industry as a means of obtaining wealth and distinction, which encouraged me, though I did not think that I should ever literally stand before kings, which, however, has since happened, for I have stood before five, and even had the honour of sitting down with one, the king of Denmark, to dinner. We have an English proverb that says, he that would thrive must ask his wife. It was lucky for me that I had one as much disposed to industry and frugality as myself. She assisted me cheerfully, in my business, folding and stitching pamphlets, tending shop, purchasing old linen rags for the paper-makers, etc., etc. We kept no idle servants. Our table was plain and simple, our furniture of the cheapest. For instance, my breakfast was a long time break and milk, no tea. And I ate it out of a tupini-earthen porridge-er with a pewter spoon. But mark how luxury will enter families and make progress in spite of principle being called one morning to breakfast I found it in a china-bowl with a spoon of silver. They had been bought for me without my knowledge by my wife, and it cost her the enormous sum of three and twenty shillings, for which she had no excuse or apology to make, but that she thought her husband deserved a silver spoon and a china-bowl as well as any of his neighbors. This was the first appearance of plate and china in our house, which afterward, in a course of years, as our wealth increased, augmented gradually to several hundred pounds in value. I had been religiously educated as a Presbyterian, and thought some of the dogmas of that persuasion, such as the eternal decrees of God, election, reprobation, etc., appeared to me unintelligible, others doubtful, and I early absented myself from the public assemblies of the sect. Sunday being my study day, I never was without some religious principles. I never doubted, for instance, the existence of the deity, that he made the world and governed it by his providence, that the most acceptable service of God was the doing good to man, that our souls are immortal, and that all crime will be punished and virtue rewarded, either here or hereafter. These I esteemed the essentials of every religion, and being to be found in all the religions we had in our country. I respected them all, though with different degrees of respect, as I found them more or less mixed with other articles, which without any tendency to inspire, promote, or confirm morality, served principally to divide us, and made us unfriendly to each other. This respect to all, with an opinion that the worst had some good effects, induced me to avoid all the discourse, that might tend to lessen the good opinion another might have of his own religion, and as our providence increased in people, and new places of worship were continually wanted, and generally erected by voluntary contribution, my might for such purpose whatever might be the sect was never refused. Though I seldom attended any public worship, I had still an opinion of its propriety and its utility when rightly conducted, and I regularly paid my annual subscription for the support of the only Presbyterian minister or meeting we had in Philadelphia. He used to visit me sometimes as a friend, and admonished me to attend his administrations, and I was now and then prevailed on to do so. Once for five Sundays successfully. Had he been in my opinion a good preacher, perhaps I might have continued, notwithstanding the occasion I had for this Sunday's leisure in my course of study, but his discourses were chiefly either polemic arguments or expletations of the particular doctrines of our sect, and were all to me very dry, uninteresting, and unedifying, since not a single moral principle was inculcated or enforced, their aim seeming to be rather to make us Presbyterians than good citizens. At length he took for his text that verse of the fourth chapter of Philippians, finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, honest, just, pure, lovely, or of good report, if there be any virtue or any praise, think on these things. And I imagined in a sermon on such a text, he would not miss of having some morality. But he confined himself to the five points only, as meant by the apostle, Vs. 1, keeping hold of the Sabbath day, 2, being diligent in reading the Holy Scriptures, 3, attending duly the public worship, 4, partaking of the sacrament, 5, paying a due respect to God's ministers. These might be all good things, but as they were not the kind of good things that I expected from that text, I, disparate of ever meeting with them from any other, was disgusted and attended his preaching no more. I had some years before composed a little liturgy, or form of prayer, for my own private use. Vs. 1728, entitled, Articles of Belief and Active Religion. I returned to the use of this and went no more to the public assemblies. My conduct might be blimmoble, but I leave it, without attempting further to excuse it, my present purpose being to relate facts and not to make apologies for them.


Joining us is the author of the Down with Tyranny blog and also the founder and treasurer of the Blue America pack, which raises cash for progressive candidates, Howie Klein. Thanks for joining us again, Howie. Thanks for having me. Well, and to pass the Senate last week, it would end discrimination of LGBT employees in the workplace.  And it passed in the Senate, we have yet to see what's going to happen in the house. Lindsey Graham, a Republican from South Carolina, who's running for reelection, how did he vote on enda? He voted against enda, as did Mitch McConnell. So the two most prominent closeted Republicans in the Senate both voted no, which was pretty shocking. When you say closeted Republicans, you mean they're ashamed of being Republicans? No, no, they're proud of being Republicans.  Lindsey Graham doesn't really try to hide it from his colleagues in Washington.  So he's sort of like more like the Mark Foley kind of character. Foley was pretty much out when he was in Washington.  Everyone knew he had boyfriends and stuff like that in Washington. But back in Florida, where he was a congressman, no one knew.  And Lindsey Graham is like that. He tries his hardest to hide it from his own constituents while, you know, being pretty much semi-open in Washington. McConnell is much, much more uptight and his closet door is closed much, much more tightly. I didn't know about Lindsey Graham until you told me.  Lindsey Graham's sexuality is very much relevant. One of the problems with American politics is you can pretty much say anything you want about a politician and they can't sue you for libel or slander. If Mitch McConnell, with his movie star at looks, he could easily be out here in Hollywood. If Mitch McConnell were, say, a Matt Naidle, would you make the same charge that Mitch McConnell is gay knowing that he could sue you? Well, there wouldn't be any reason, if you were...  If he were a private citizen, there'd be no reason to talk about his private life. Now, whether he's actually a practicing homosexual or not, I don't know if he is. He wasn't one time. He was kicked out of the army after two weeks for, how do you say... Larry Craig behavior? He was in an officer, he was molesting an unlisted man, and he got thrown out of the army. And his records are not available for anyone to look at. But there have been several people who were there at the hearing when he got kicked out who have talked about it. Although none of them want to go on TV and talk about it, they have discussed it. And McConnell is very secretive and quiet about it. He's also running for reelection in Kentucky. And he has two opponents. He has a Tea Party opponent, Matt Bevin, and he has a very strong conservative Democratic woman who's running against him.  He makes believe he's, you know, this tough guy. And she challenged him to meet her on a shooting range for a shooting match, and he was beating his pants.  And you vote against ENDA. How do you sleep at night when your head hits the pillow to... Or in their case, when their head hits the pillow to bite it. How do they, is that offensive? No. Okay. When their head, when Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell's head hits the pillow at night and they bite on it. How do they sleep? I'm always fascinated with that, with that subject. And a lot of them will make excuses for their past behavior. As a matter of fact, tomorrow evening I'm having dinner with one of them. One of the, an ex-Republican congressman who was out. He's sort of like Lindsey Graham. He was out while he was in Congress in Washington. Everyone knew he was in Washington and he was gay. But in his own district, it was verboten to talk about. Nobody would ever talk about it. He was friends with the newspaper publishers and it was not allowed to be ever mentioned in the newspapers that he was gay. You're talking about Dennis Hastert. I'm not. The wrestling coach? I'm joking. I'm not talking about Dennis Hastert. I'm talking about another one. I would normally just say who it is, but I said I'm having dinner with him tomorrow evening. And he, you know, there's a chance he could hear this. I'd rather not, you know, make for an unpleasant dinner.