From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. This episode is brought to you by The Audiobook, The Last Observer, a magic battle for reality by G. Michael Vasey, narrated by Darren Marlar. Here's a free sample on the audiobooks page at MarlarHouse.com, or look for a link in this show's description. It just might be the worst first date in history. In Britain, a couple who met on Tinder were on a first date when the woman reportedly went to use her date's bathroom only to soon find herself in the middle of a terrifying nightmare. Her poop wouldn't flush. Her genius plan, B, was apparently to remove the poop, wrap it in toilet paper and then toss it out the bathroom window, and she discovered the bathroom window was made up of two non-opening windows, and the poop got stuck between them. She tried climbing head-first from the top of the window so she could reach the bottom to retrieve her poop, which she amazingly was able to do, but then she realized she was stuck and ultimately had to be rescued by firefighters who broke the window in order to save her. Her date, Liam Smith, actually took to GoFundMe to raise some of the funds needed for what he says is about $400 to replace the window. By the way, a gentleman all the way through did not identify this woman, and on the GoFundMe he has raised, last I checked, $2,500, so he's got more than enough to pay for the window, and the extra is going to be split between a charity that brings toilets to a developing world, which is a clever idea, and the other half is going to go to a firefighter's charity. For those who think this is a hoax, the Avon Fire and Rescue Service did confirm this story really did happen. Anyway, here's my question, you meet a guy on Tinder, and for your very first date you go to his house? Oh yeah, sure, that's safe. California state lawmakers have approved designating a section of the 134 Freeway as the President Barack H. Obama Highway in honor of our previous president, although it is a toll road and requires change. Adidas is introducing a line of beer and vomit repellent sneakers just in time for Oktoberfest. They also double as a female repellent. Excerpts from Hillary Clinton's upcoming book, What Happened, shows that she blames her defeat at least partly on her rival, Senator Bernie Sanders. Meanwhile, Bernie has in turn blamed his defeat on Hillary, but he's not being a poor loser and writing a book about it. There is a new website called verit.com for people who feel that Hillary Clinton should have won the presidency. It's already failing and they're making a list of who to blame for it. Meanwhile, the publisher of a book by Hillary Clinton's longtime pastor is discontinuing sales of the book and destroying remaining copies, saying that it found examples of plagiarism. He had supposedly stolen some writing from another pastor. The moral high ground in this story is completely underwater. Dr. Ashley Weinberg, who is an occupational psychologist and author of Surviving the Workplace, says we ignore incoming phone calls that we sense will be long and involved and take some effort, but not answering a cell phone that comes with a price. It breaks an unwritten psychological contract since we're not living up to our family and friends' expectations. Well, yeah, but isn't that why God created text messages in Facebook in the first place? A Belgian postman lightened his mailbag by failing to deliver thousands of letters and packages for five years. He kept the extra mail in his apartment. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night, but I'm just not feeling up to it today. In Detroit, a Jewish woman is suing Denny's after the chain served her bacon in an omelet that wasn't supposed to have any meat. Whatever happened to the days of people just giving others the benefit of the doubt? It was a mistake. Make me a new omelet. How hard would that be? If you don't want meat, lady, you do realize that if you let the eggs sit a while longer under the chicken that laid them, they become meat. A report says robots could wipe out another 6 million retail jobs in the next decade. The downside is that instead of the robots saying to customers, thank you, please come again, they keep saying, I'll be back. Madonna says she has moved to Portugal, bringing it to a grand total of one celebrity who has made good on their promise to leave the country if Trump was elected. Cher says she is not a fan of her own music. Hey, that makes it unanimous. British dentists are claiming that drinking prosecco, a northern Italian wine, causes chronic tooth decay. This is shocking. Who knew Britain had dentists? Hindus, vegetarians and vegans voiced outrage after Britain's new Polymer 5 note was found to contain animal fat. Now drug users are complaining the thicker and stronger plastic notes have left them with cut noses after trying to snort cocaine. And as you know, nose comfort is the top item on the list when a government redesigns dollar bills. Over half the people of the UK say they don't belong to any organized religion. Personally, I don't believe in organized religion either, so I joined a disorganized religion. Last Sunday, the preacher overslept and arrived 30 minutes late with no sermon, and then the lady's auxiliary lost the names of people volunteering for next week's bake sale. A study of mainly British and North American rock artists has found that they are two to three times more likely to suffer a premature death than members of the general population. The lead author of the study says the paper clearly describes a population of rock and pop stars who are at a disproportionate risk of alcohol and drug-related deaths. This study brought to you by the Center for Studying the Obvious. Amazon has launched Brown Sugar, a new subscription video on demand service featuring what it calls the biggest collection of the baddest African American movies for its prime members. Among the titles they're offering, Blackula, Black Caesar, Cotton Comes to Harlem, and Foxy Brown. Am I the only one who thinks this is racist? If we created a new service called Cracker that featured only movies starring white people, what kind of an uprising would there be? Workaholic Japan is known for long office hours and stressed-out employees, but one company claims to have a cure. Cats. A total of nine fluffy felines eat, sleep, and walk freely in a small office of IT firm Furei in Tokyo. Haydnobu Fukuda, who heads the firm, introduced an office cat policy back in 2000 upon request from one of his employees, allowing staff to bring their felines to work. While other Japanese companies, they're also allowing animals into the office to help reduce stress and anxiety. I actually thought briefly about suggesting this for the radio station here, but then I realized if I do suggest it, I would be the one stuck cleaning the litter box. If you're having a rough day, just think back on some good times. Psychologists from Rutgers University write in the journal Nature, Human Behavior, that self-generated positive emotions help the brain switch its narrow focus on a bad situation to a wider focus. The researchers at 134 volunteers plunged their hands into icy water and half then thought of good memories for 14 seconds, while others focused on neutral memories. Those who thought of the happy times felt calmer and had stress hormone levels 15% lower than those who thought of neutral memories, and thinking of the good times even cut the stress response by as much as 85%. They then added it's even more effective if you don't put your hands into ice water. Scientists have been able to create baby mice from freeze-dried mouse sperm that was kept on the International Space Station, and thank goodness, because we all know how dangerously low the mouse population is on this planet. Andrew Shulk, a high school junior with type 1 diabetes and his dog Alpha, they go everywhere together, including school at Stafford High in Virginia. Alpha is there to help Andrew manage his blood sugar levels during the day. The pair have gone viral since Andrew and Alpha are featured in side-by-side photos in the school's yearbook. Strangely, the dog was voted prom king, while Andrew was voted boy with the coldest nose. Scientists have identified 51 human genes that are tied to intelligence, and for the record, none of those genes had large holes in their noses or tattooed foreheads. He's back now, but ABC executives were reportedly upset that Houston native and Good Morning America anchor Michael Strahan did not cut his vacation short to return and cover Hurricane Harvey. The source tells Page Six of the New York Post, ABC News asked Strahan to come home from his vacation, but he refused. Well, this is kind of ridiculous. Houston is completely swamped, but if only Strahan could get there, then everything would be okay. Suicide Squad 2 is already in the works, and nobody knows why. Leslie Van Houten, the youngest of Charles Manson's family, was recommended for parole last week. She still has to get approval by the parole board and the governor, which denied her last year. And I say we keep that streak alive. Christian Bale has packed on the pounds for his next role as Dick Cheney in the upcoming movie Backseat. He's also training hard on how to use a gun so in the hunting scene he can believably accidentally shoot another actor. An initiative set up to find signs of intelligent life in the universe has detected a series of mysterious radio signals from a dwarf galaxy 3 billion light-years away. Scientists say they have found 15 fast radio bursts from deep space. The first signal was detected in 2012, and then again in 2015. I would say that we be safe and not try to make contact back, but seeing as it would take at least 3 billion years for them to get our reply, I don't think it matters either way. Dennis Rodman has offered to straighten things out between Trump and Kim Jong-un. Remember back in the day when you'd hear something like that and they would immediately put you into a padded room? A recent search of a New York home's basement led to the discovery of more than a half dozen sharks swimming inside an above-ground pool that was set up in the basement. In all, seven live sandbar sharks as well as two dead leopard sharks and one dead hammerhead shark were found inside the property. The home, roughly 75 miles north of New York City, was suspected of harboring illegal wildlife. The animals, which were described as swimming in a 15-foot diameter pool, were captured with ease before being measured, tagged and having their blood taken. They were then transported to the Long Island Aquarium in Riverhead. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the basement. Good execs are partially blaming the website Rotten Tomatoes for the terrible summer at the box office. They're saying that lousy reviews scared a lot of potential moviegoers away. Well, here's a solution. Make better movies! When three crooks were disturbed during a robbery in a restaurant in Aragway, they acted very calmly. The thieves had already locked one employee in a back room and forced another to hand over cash when they were interrupted by customers. Instead of fleeing the scene, the trio stayed around for half an hour serving food. Dude, you're willing to actually do the work of serving food? How about instead of demanding money, you'd demand a job application? A Toyota flying car is planned to light the Olympic torch at the upcoming 2020 summer games. One step closer to Robolympics, where we need no human athletes at all. Just in case you don't know, Vermont is one of our northern border states with Canada. So it seems 53-year-old Ullberg Vermont resident Mark Johnson wasn't particularly happy with the job our Border Patrol agents were doing. When he came upon U.S. Border Patrol agent Robert Rochelot, Johnson climbed down from his tractor and demanded to know why Rochelot wasn't doing more to apprehend illegal immigrants. Johnson said people working in the U.S. illegally were damaging his livelihood. After the heated exchange, Johnson got back into his tractor and, as Rochelot reported, while passing by my vehicle, Mr. Johnson engaged the PTO shaft to his trailer and covered my vehicle in cow manure. Johnson pleaded not guilty in Vermont Superior Court in North Hero, saying he didn't know the car was nearby when he turned on his manure spreader.  Billionaire Richard Branson promised to ride out Hurricane Irma on his private island in the Caribbean, and he did just that, in style. In a blog post, Branson said he and his crew made it through the night safely on Necker Island, his 74-acre retreat in the British Virgin Islands by hunkering down in the wine cellar. Branson posted, �We took shelter from the strongest hurricane ever inside the concrete cellar on Necker and very, very fortunately it held firm.� However, he added that the Category 5 Irma was unlike any storm he had ever encountered. �Necker and the whole area have been completely and utterly devastated,� he wrote, urging anyone in its path to seek shelter. No word on whether there was any wine left once the storm was over. Post-reporting agency Equifax reports that hackers may have the names and social security numbers of 143 million Americans after a massive breach of their computer records. But don't worry, 143 million, that's only half of the country. So there's a 50-50 chance you're okay.  Dutch prisons are closing because the country is so safe. In 2013, 19 prisons in the Netherlands closed because the country didn't have enough criminals to fill them. Now, five more are slated to close their doors by the end of the summer. The problem of empty jails has even gotten to the point where last September the country imported 240 prisoners from Norway just to keep the facilities full. What happens when your country's biggest import is felons? Easy, you become Australia. Stories had Barbara Walters in failing health. She says, not true. At least that's what I think she said through all of that coughing and phlegm. An Arizona principal has been arrested and charged with luring teenage girls to a skinny-dipping party at his house. 59-year-old Carl Wagner is facing charges of luring a minor for sexual exploitation and aggravated luring and misrepresenting his age after he admitted to posting invitations to his pool party online. Wagner had just been hired this summer as principal of Four Peaks Elementary School, with this being his first official week. And what better way to kick off an extremely short and creepy career at the school? Attendance declined at 13 of 14 Disney theme parks around the world in 2016 compared with 2015. Gee, I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that you've got to fork over your life savings in order to enter the park. Police in one Pennsylvania town say they were terrified by red balloons tied to sewer grates in apparent anticipation of the remake of Stephen King's creepy clown thriller It. The Lilletsboro police posted last week on Facebook, a certain movie is coming to theaters and a local prankster took it upon themselves to promote the movie. We give points for creativity, however we want the local prankster to know that we were completely terrified as we removed these balloons from the grates and we respectfully request they do not do it again. I wait until the cops see what they've got planned for the premiere of the next Saw movie. Near Seattle, police have arrested a Lake Stevens man who portrayed himself as being FBI agent Jack Ryan in order to rob several businesses run by East African immigrants. Authorities have declared him a clear and present danger. A recent study showed that 85% of millennial moms would like to receive acknowledgment that they're doing a good job rather than receiving flowers. That should make Mother's Day a lot more affordable next year. The study at Stanford has resulted in an AI that can determine if a person is gay or not by their facial features, not 100% but close. So humans profiling is wrong, but robots doing it is science. Year-leading could become an Olympic sport by 2024. And now you know why fewer and fewer people are watching the Olympics. A man in California says he was trapped in his 5th floor San Francisco area apartment recently after a delivery driver left a tall rectangular box just under the handle of his front door. Jesse Lawrence claims a UPS worker left the box blocking the handle from turning and he had to call maintenance to get out. Personally, I would have skipped calling maintenance. I would have ordered a pizza so the driver would move the box in order to make the delivery. Not only would my problem be solved, but pizza! While out promoting her new book this week, Hillary Clinton said she will never run for office again. So be expecting to see her on the campaign trail again in about three years. A newly published study says college students who don't go to bed or wake up at consistent times every day are more likely to have lower grades. This study was published in the Duh section of the Journal of the Obvious. A 28-year-old Portland, Oregon woman was arrested after she allegedly left her two young children in the bathroom of a public park while she went to get a tattoo. A family using the bathroom found the children ages 3 and 8 and called deputies immediately. Some parents teach by example, others teach by instructing their kids out of behave, other parents just shouldn't be parents. Hey, weirdos, how would you like to make more money? Well, take a lesson from billionaire Ted Turner and grow a mustache. But just don't count on keeping the extra mule off. A study reveals that your school career counselors were all wrong when they told you to show up for job interviews with a good clean shave. Men who sport mustaches are not only more likely to get hired at job interviews, they're also more likely to command bigger paychecks. According to a study performed by Quicken and the American Mustache Institute, mustachioed men make 4.3% more than clean shaven guys and 8.2% more than bearded gents, according to pollsters. But then there's the matter of keeping the extra cash. The survey shows men with mustaches spend 11% more and save 3% less than the combined average of bearded and clean shaven fellows.  Police in New Jersey are looking for a man who shoplifted from a GameStop store twice in 20 minutes. The man entered the store and stole items. He returned 20 minutes later, wearing different clothes and swiped more merchandise. Apparently it's not a job requirement at GameStop to have the ability to see people. A report says 301 species of animals are at risk of extinction because of hunting. Sadly, none of those species are feminists. What better entity to decode a 341-year-old cryptic message from the Prince of Darkness than the Dark Web? For hundreds of years, scholars and occultists have been trying to decipher a letter purported to be from the Devil himself. The story is that Sister Maria Crisifasa della Concezione, a nun at the convent of Palma di Monciaro in southern Italy, woke up after a fainting spell on August 11, 1676 to discover several letters written in her own hand in an indecipherable mix of symbols and languages. Sister Maria and her fellow nuns decided the letters were dictated to her by Lucifer in an attempt to drive Sister Maria away from God and the convent. Only one of the letters survived, and for nearly 350 years it has flummoxed scholars, mystics and code breakers. The researchers at the Lutom Science Center in Sicily cracked the code using an algorithm they found on the Dark Web. And while the translation they came up with does sound sinister, including claims that God and Jesus are dead weights and that the system works for no one, Daniel Abate, director of the center, believes the letter is proof less of the existence of Satan than Sister Maria's talent for languages and mental illness. He said, I personally believe that the nun had a good command of languages which allowed her to invent the code, and she may have suffered from a condition like schizophrenia which made her imagine dialogues with the Devil. There was also some question about the authenticity when one section of the letter translated into the words, be sure to drink your ovaltine. People of long-known French fries are not great for your health, but now a study is linked eating fried potatoes at least twice a week with an increased risk of death. The study, published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, looked at potato consumption in 4,400 older people between ages 45 and 79 over the course of 8 years. By the end of the study, 236 people had died, well, maybe so, but they died happy. Boeing is looking ahead to a time where jetliners fly without pilots. The company says it will test some of the technology next year. We don't believe Wonder Woman with the Invisible Jet, now you want us to put our lives in the hands of invisible pilots? There are reports that Venezuelans are eating zoo animals and their dogs as that nation's economy collapses.  While Nordstrom continues to open traditional stores like in Toronto this Friday, they're also experimenting with concept stores which are much smaller and where you can get manicures, have clothes altered or even try on designs, but the clothes would not be carried in store, they'd be delivered later. So they're opening stores that are only good for window shopping. City workers in London are working around the clock to try to free the sewer of a clog caused by a giant, smelly, disgusting blob that weighs 143 tons. It's still not known though what Michael Moore was doing down there in the first place. Why admit you probably should change your diet when you can just be fabulous? Kmartz, they're no longer calling larger sizes of women's clothing plus-sized. Yep, everything over the size of 12 will now be known as fabulously sized. In addition, they'll be making sure that they carry all sizes of all of its women's apparel lines. Kmartz chief marketing officer Kelly Cook said when we reached out to our members on social media, they told us we needed to have a better assortment and that we should call it something different. His decision was also heavily influenced by the fact that there is a solid trend on the market around diversity promotion and body positivity. Fabulously sized clothing accounts for 21% of Kmartz women's sales, which makes sense when you consider that the average American woman is between a size 16 and 18. But this is Kmartz, which is on the verge of disappearing, so you're only going to be fabulously sized for a short while, so take advantage of it while you can before you're forced to go back to Walmart and be plus-sized. Whether it's the result of a solid economy or simply generosity, the tooth fairy is slipping a lot of money under pillows in exchange for baby teeth. The nationwide average in 2016 was $4.66 per tooth, up 19% from the $3.91 she gave in 2015, and up a staggering 93% from the $2.42 she gave in 2012. That's the word from the annual tooth fairy poll of 1,588 parents nationwide, conducted by Delta Dental, which points to the busy fairies as a barometer of the stock market's overall direction. Man, what a rip-off! But I was growing up, I only got a quarter for losing a tooth. I demand reparations! At Nukes and Sanctions, former Navy SEAL and current author Jaco Willink has a different idea for bringing down North Korea's regime. He tweeted, dropped 25 million iPhones on them and put satellites over them with free Wi-Fi. This caught the attention of Business Insider, which floated it by an expert on North Korea at the Stimson Center, a think tank in D.C. The bottom line, it's not so crazy. This approach may be the longer route, but it has the hope of succeeding, says Yoon Sun. North Korea's leaders realize the peril of opening up its estimated 25 million citizens to the world, says Sun, pointing out that Pyongyang has responded militarily to much simpler balloon drops of pamphlets and DVDs from South Korea. He adds Kim Jong-un understands that as soon as society is open and North Korean people realize what they're missing, Kim's regime is unsustainable and it's going to be overthrown. This is a great idea, somebody should create a GoFundMe page for this. It's probably not going to become the next big cycling craze, but poop doping is a real thing and could possibly give competitive cyclists an edge. Microbiologist and mountain biker Lauren Peterson was sick for more than a decade with Lyme disease, but in 2014 she gave herself an at-home do-it-yourself fecal transplant from another racer. Peterson says she not only felt much better after the stool transplant, she upped her training to five days a week and was winning races within months. As any good researcher knows, her experience only proves correlation, not causation. Still, she says, I wondered if I had gotten my microbiome from a couch potato, not a racer, if I would be doing so well. Peterson, who says the procedure was not fun but pretty basic, says she started collecting stool samples from top racers and found that a microorganism called prevetella was found in almost all top racers, but less than 10% of the general population. She's now doing more research into prevetella, which is believed to help muscle recovery. Research experts are skeptical and are warning that bacterial doping at home could be dangerous. Peterson herself acknowledges the risk and she's not endorsing it. Endorsement or not, I don't think you have to worry about having a huge following of people wanting to insert somebody else's poop into their rectums. The mayor of Houston has a solution for their flooding problem. He wants to increase property taxes by 9%. Oh yeah, because the people who are already financially devastated from the flooding would be more than happy to pay even more towards taxes. According to research, despite medical advances, today's kids, with their fast food consumption and couch potato lifestyles, could be the first generation to reverse U.S. longevity gains. This portion of the show is brought to you by Elvis Brandt peanut butter and fried nanor sandwiches. SpaceX founder Elon Musk is predicting World War III, and he's not saying a third world war will happen due to the antics of a human being like Kim Jong-un, but because of advancing artificial intelligence, which could one day lead to killer robots. Okay, could somebody please go and take away Elon's collection of the Terminator movies? What strikes fear in the hearts of men? Proposing to their sweethearts. In fact, a recent survey shows that popping the question ranks just below swimming with sharks. The idea of proposing was more frightening to men than jumping out of airplanes, going for a job interview or wearing an opponent's jersey at a sporting event. In the final analysis, swimming with sharks ranked scariest among 28% of the men polled while proposing came in a close second with 23%. So, keep that in mind, ladies, no matter how much you may not be interested in that guy, just know that when he is down on one knee looking up at you with that ring in his hand, he is doing the bravest thing he has ever done in his life, and he is facing that fear out of love for you. Conspiracy enthusiast Alex Jones, citing high-level sources and multiple people, says that President Donald Trump is being drugged in sodas and iced teas to the point that he's slurring his words at night. And it's all part of a plot to control him. Jones claims they drug presidents because the power structure wants a puppet. And honestly, I'm more inclined to believe that if Trump is on drugs, it's on purpose to deal with psychos like Alex Jones. A Dutch town has introduced an unusual way of trying to keep smartphone-addicted residents safe, installing traffic lights in the pavement. Bottegraven in the Netherlands has put strip lights in the floor at a pedestrian crossing, meaning people who stare at their phones all day will see them, preventing them from wandering dangerously into traffic. That's nice of them, but wouldn't it make more sense to just go ahead and allow these people to get run over by cars, to weed out the defective genes from future generations? Target says they're going to hire 100,000 temporary workers for the upcoming holiday season. Great news for those of you who are hoping to work on Thanksgiving! In Laputa, California, some nut job was jumping from rooftop to rooftop of these single-story homes on Bechner Street for hours, refusing commands from deputies and crisis negotiators to stop and come down. But after being up on the roof of 83-year-old Wilfred Burgess' house for about an hour, Burgess got fed up, so he borrowed a neighbor's ladder, climbed up on his roof and pushed the suspect off into the waiting arms of police. Granddaughter Ashley Wren recorded the whole thing on video and said she was thankful her grandfather was protecting his family. After the big push, the suspect was taken into custody and was admitted to a hospital for a mental evaluation. As for Mr. Burgess, he said staying in shape is important to him in his 80s. He added, I tell everybody, just because you're old, that don't mean you got to sit down. As long as you're able to move, move. You'd all bet in his neighborhood when he says get off my lawn, the kids listen. The Los Angeles Lakers are going to retire Kobe Bryant's number. No one will ever pass a basketball wearing that number again. Wait a minute, let me rephrase that. That's not just us. Now a veterinarian is claiming that one in three pets that he sees is overweight or obese. Well, we've heard that pets tend to look like their owners. In Liberty, Missouri, the neighbors of Richard Geisenhainer were not too happy about him flying a Confederate battle flag in front of his home and let him know it. Mr. Geisenhainer responded by placing a sign above his Confederate flag, a sign that read, Slaves for Sale.  Geisenhainer, who has mixed race grandchildren, said that he flies the Confederate battle flag to make a political statement, noting it's for people that are tired of the government telling them what to do and what to think. That is what a southern rebel is. Obviously, the public outcry over the sign was fierce and Geisenhainer took it down the next day because he believes his point had been made. Neighbors speaking to reporters said they hope that in the future Geisenhainer might choose a different way to vent his frustrations. Meanwhile, he's not expected to get many trick-or-treaters this year. The 21-year-old son of actor Jean-Claude Van Damme has been arrested and is accused of holding his roommate at Knife Point at their apartment in suburban Phoenix. That is really strange. I mean, you almost never hear of children of celebrities getting into legal trouble. In South Carolina, a woman was trying to avoid legal problems by paying a traffic ticket in person, but when she arrived at the courthouse, officers arrested her for driving a stolen vehicle. A new survey asked workers what frustrates them most about co-workers.   In our defense, though, it's hard to pull your own weight when you're over 300 pounds. British authorities officially approved plans for a controversial traffic tunnel to be built beneath Stonehenge. They also gave the OK for the overhead zipline.  Great, we're back to the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit again, and this time we get to add the fine folks from PETA into the mix. Our national debt has now topped $20 trillion. You know, a trillion here and a trillion there, and after a while, that could add up.  A bizarre and surprisingly popular new service allows you to lock and load your loved ones' ashes. The internet company, Holy Smoke, based in Stockton, Alabama, offers what they call a tribute to your outdoorsman or woman, like no other. They'll gladly turn your loved ones' ashes into fully functioning bullets of a caliber of your choosing. Holy Smoke sends the family a case of up to 250 bullets for display in the home or to take on a hunting trip, and hey, it costs only a fraction of the cost of most burial services. Prices begin at $1,250 for the 250 rounds for shotguns and pistols and 100 rounds for rifles.  Hillary Clinton says if it were not for James Comey, Russia, WikiLeaks, Facebook, fake news, voter ID laws, or America's sexism and misogyny, she would currently be president of the United States. In other words, Hillary is putting the blame straight on the fact she didn't have enough excuses. Hurricane Irma forced Disney World in Florida to close for only the fifth time since it opened. And with the price of admission to the park, that's a loss equivalent to the GDP of some third-world countries. A British man has admitted that his fairly miraculous swim across the Hoover Dam reservoir happened while he was drunk. Speaking about this now infamous August 10th experience, Aaron Hughes says it all happened after a 37-hour bachelor party bender with friends in Las Vegas. He describes it as a brutally hot day and says that as they stood under the 726-foot-tall structure, he decided on going for a swim. What he didn't know was that some 275 people have died at the dam over the last decade, and no one has successfully made it across the full width of the Colorado River there. But he apparently had luck on his side. Only one of the 10 hydroelectric turbines were powered on during his swim. He says, I swam from Arizona to Nevada. I went across first and then swam back. It took about 30 minutes to do. Even though I was knackered halfway across, I knew I had to get to the other side. He did say that he was about 160 feet from the dam and felt a strong tug. I was sucked toward the wall and had to swim hard. He says the police were waiting for him and handcuffed him for what he didn't realize wasn't permitted, and he says there aren't any no swimming signs posted. He ended up getting fined about $330, but as the tattoo on his body reads, no regrets. So apparently you can swim across the Hoover Dam, you just have to be drunk to do it. Disney theme parks have a code name for high-maintenance guests. If a visitor is particularly rude or disruptive, staff will refer to them as a treasured guest. Wow, it's hard to imagine Mickey and Minnie being sarcastic like that. Traffic jams are caused by many reasons, but it appears that one of the top causes is drivers who talk on cell phones. Even when they get chatty on hands-free devices, cell phone users drive on average two miles per hour slower than those who are not talking while driving, according to a recent study from the University of Utah. When enough people do this, traffic noticeably slows down, enough to add 20 hours a year to the average one-hour commute. Since about 10% of all drivers at any given time are talking on a phone, this has a noticeable impact on traffic. Drivers who talk on cell phones are more likely to stay behind a slow car in front of them and not pass. There are about 20% less frequently to change lanes than drivers who aren't talking on the phone. They also take about 3% longer to drive the same traffic clogged route and 2% longer to drive a route with a medium level of congestion than those who were not on the phone. So in other words, stay off the phone, you roadhog! Widely-despised pharmaceutical company exec Martin Shkreli, who's best remembered for raising the price of a medicine from $13.50 per pill to $750 per pill, was classified a danger to society this week and jailed by a federal judge following Facebook posts in which he claimed he would pay $5,000 per strand of Hillary Clinton's hair. I couldn't agree more. Anybody wanting to clone Hillary Clinton is definitely a danger to society. Now, there's a study that claims extroverts walk at a faster pace than those who are less outgoing. Well, yeah, because it's quicker that way to get to the next person to talk to. 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Famous actress Kiernan Shipka is happily dating an Asian tech billionaire, but a lot of people feel like Hollywood and TMZ isn't covering their dating life because he's Asian. They're clearly ignoring this Alexander Wang. They would rather cover the controversial, infamous fashion designer Alexander Wang. Ah! We gotta talk about it, Andrew, because Alexander Wang is the CEO of Scale AI, and he is the youngest billionaire in American history. Why don't people wanna talk about his dating life, man? Why are they ignoring it? Because he's simply an average-looking Asian guy? I mean, I'd say he's cool looking for a tech founder. Is he the Asian Elon Musk? And does Hollywood or TMZ have an agenda against Asian men coming up in their social status? Make sure you like, subscribe, turn on your notifications, because we're about to get into it. And Andrew, guess what else people need to check out? Smala sauce, guys. Help me get to Alexander Wang's level. Just kidding. This won't, but anyways, check it out. It's sold out right now. Andrew, let's be honest. Everybody is thinking of Alexander Wang, but not Alexander with the e-missing, because his parents wanted to make his first name eight characters for good luck. He is Taiwanese American. He's from New Mexico. His parents are astrophysicists. He went to MIT. He dropped out to start Scale AI with Lucy Guo. And at 24 years old, he was the youngest tech billionaire in world history. All right. Let's talk about Sipka then. Our father is one half Slovak, Kean, and then one quarter German. Other side is English and Scottish. She is an actress. She was the young girl in Mad Men. She has since grown up, been in a lot of TV series. I would say she is for the young actresses that are around her age level, about 24, 25. She is well known, but she's not A-tier A-tier. Because she's kind of like that Gen Z vibe-y sort of like subcultured, right? Not just like, oh, I want to be at the Gala Hollywood. It's more fitting with that Billie Eilish sort of like subculture Hollywood star. Yeah.  Not like what Sydney Sweeney is right now or something like that. So why are people not treating this like rice gum when he was dating that blonde girl? And I looked. Oh, Abby Rao. I remember Abby. I looked it up. Daily Mail, TMZ, all national inquire. None of them are covering this story. Zero entertainment publications have covered this. And it's very clear from their Instagrams that they are dating famous blonde actress, tech billionaire, AKA the Asian American Elon Musk, who's creating all the AI that is, you know, shaping a lot of things. Basically, he's like selling the shovels and the picks to the gold rush.  Is it a conspiracy? Okay. Do I honestly think that people in the TMZ office or in Hollywood are like, no, no, no, we're not going to cover this relationship because this goes against our agenda against Asian men. We're against Asian men. Remember, and if we highlight him, it's going to help Asian guys and then Hollywood's going to get destroyed. I don't think that's really happening. I think that more so. So she's not a gigantic star. She is a star, but not a gigantic actress more in a different generation. Maybe more for the internet crowd even, right? Because she has a popular subreddit. But that subreddit couldn't believe that she was dating an Asian guy. And I'm like, this guy's richer than any guy. She's richer than Leo. Yeah. And I think it's only because her past relationship flings or the people she's been tied to were other famous people themselves or other actors in Hollywood. Maybe they don't know what to say about her dating a billionaire. Maybe everybody's just, they just figure everybody's going to say, oh, it's because he's rich and not because he's like a good person or a nice guy. You know, obviously he's worth a billion dollars. That might make it easier to date him, right? I don't think that there's necessarily agenda against this, but I don't think they find it that interesting. So therefore they're not covering it. Is it because he's Asian? Is it because he doesn't look like a model? Or is it because it's not a consumer facing app? You know, like Elon had Tesla. Elon is also good looking himself. Or also what's his name? Evan Spiegel, the guy who founded Snapchat when he was dating a bunch of supermodels or whatever. I am a little surprised that nobody covered it considering if you look at the pictures that they post together, they are clearly happily dating. Like, I'm not going to lie. If you look at it, they always say, look at the woman's eyes. She looks into them. They look happy. Like legit happy. Not only that, she's Eastern European. So it's totally legit. Yeah. Trust me, if an Eastern European likes an Asian guy to me, nine out of 10 times, I feel like it's legit. Her last name is Schipka. So like it's totally Eastern Europe was conquered by Genghis Khan a long time ago. Guys, listen, there's just a lot more mixing in that region. They're more open to Asian guys for sure. Do you think that Asian tech founders are going to become bigger right now? And obviously he didn't found TikTok, but show Z2, especially after that congressional hearing, he's like at the Met Gala now. Yeah. It's interesting that show Chu is kind of becoming a star, even though he's the CEO of an app that a lot of older people think has like security issues, you know, so it is a tool of the rival. But yeah, I don't know. I guess back to Schipka and Alexander Wang, I just feel like what is so crazy about him dating her? Like I think he deserves her. He should be. He's kind of a tall, successful guy. He's good at talking. He seems like a normal guy. I would say he's good looking for an Asian tech founder. Yeah, for an Asian tech founder, he's pretty normal looking. So shout out to him. Why not normalize this thing? Makes sense to me. She's pretty short too. Yeah. People were talking about the white male trolls that came out, whether it's on her subreddit, on various Instagram posts that he made, where they just can't believe it.  Right. I think she could have dated a number of other rich guys, multimillionaires, maybe other billionaires if she wanted to. But she chose him. Why? Probably because she recognizes his brilliance and values that into his market, like the way she's valuating him. Yeah. Maybe she has a weird Asian fetish. Like, you know what I mean? Like, or she just has a fetish for Asian guys. Like there's nothing like why, like why not? It's totally possible. Right. Also, I think that a lot of people don't really understand that sometimes actresses, they don't think like a bottle girl where they're just trying to date this like badass conventional like thing from like the archetype from the, you know, 20 years ago. She might be more like a futurist and love people that are able from their mind to shape shift the future of humanity. That's not valuable. Yeah. I would say so there's some pretty funny comments. These are Asian guys responding to seeing some white guy trolls that are talking about this.  She picked an Asian guy.  They're in every corner of the internet and they somehow still believe they're going to go extinct. I will say this. When you're from a group of guys that generally has been considered like the top guys, right? You got Elon. You got Tom Brady. You got like every model from like every president.  You hate to see a guy's from other groups. Sir far surpass you, right? Even though you're the lowest ranked guy of the group that won the last 400 years of history.  Yeah.  And here's another thing. I actually think, let's be honest, Kiran and Chipka. I think she has a lot of like kind of geeky, nerdy fans. Yeah. Like I said, she seems like she's totally internet native. Yeah. If you look at the show she's into, you know, I mean, I think that a lot of like kind of nerdy guys like this is not a Kardashian. I would be shocked of a Kardashian got with like an Asian guy or Sweeney, let alone a tech archetype. This isn't exactly Sydney Sweeney or who's the girl from Barbie, the Australian girl, Margot Robbie Margot Robbie. Somebody said no, it doesn't benefit Hollywood Hollywood is the ultimate soft power sexual competition media. I just think the guys that run TMZ, if you look at them, they're boomers, they're like super Americana. They just don't know how to evaluate this like internet Gen Z Eastern European like East Asian man couple, which is by the way way more common nowadays than people think like it hasn't penetrated the mainstream yet. But like if you are out and about multiple like cities and you know high net worth people, this is a very common I mean, Dave, if you saw one of these pictures of them together and you were like, oh, this girl was born in Russia or Ukraine or the Czech Republic. You wouldn't even blink twice. You'd be like, he's Mongolian or Korean. Be like, that's a good looking couple. Like she is good looking, but he probably takes care of her and he seems like a good guy. Like it's really not that crazy. I guess. Why do you think there's so much debate on it? And obviously Asian guys are cheering on Alexander Wang. I mean, this is a guy who's almost an evolution of an Asian tech founder because the guys who founded YouTube Andrew Jerry Yang from Yahoo. They never like got to date actresses. That's something that was only reserved for white tech founders. Now Asian tech founders get to do it. By the way in Asia, Asian tech founders in Asia have been kind of like dating actresses or like more like hotter models, but just not in America. David, there was this other tech founder billionaire or he's worth a lot. That was also dating that former Irish model. Remember we covered him? Yeah. I forgot his name. I mean, there's a couple quasi billionaire guys slash like yeah, 500 million plus net worth guys. I think the only difference is is that Kiernan Shipka is dating this guy in her early 20s, which is a little different than what you see where you'll see like a woman appreciate Asian men later in life after they've dated or had other relationships.  Like this guy is a stable guy. He's a good guy. He's going to take care of me. He loves me.  So I think that her dating him when she's 24, I think is actually a bigger statement. I guess. First of all, I want to normalize this. I think it's fair. I think I don't look at Alexander Wang as way overachieving in this case. Like to be honest, I know that people are going to be like, Oh, well, she's a Hollywood actress. I'm like, he'd be, he's like the youngest billionaire of all time. And then like, let's say he's five foot 11. Like what a nice guy five foot 11 that rich aside that he's Asian should be able to date any guy might command the robots once the robots take over the world. So yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, so I think that it makes sense. You know, so, but I know a lot of people are like, Oh, well, she's technically in her young fun years. I guess I think shorty had her young fun years. A lot of people got a break free from that like mean girls like sort of like football jock like high school musical ranking that was true in America for like the past hundred years. I'm not saying I don't understand where TMZ is thinking by not covering this, but in terms of where the next 50 years is headed and who's going to have power? Who's actually going to be shape shifting the world? You know, especially once the older generation like pre internet, pre cell phone generation passes on that's like still running things. It's going to be the Alexander Wings. Dude, does she not look like she has a twitch? She's good looking, but she has. She looks like she has a twitch. Yeah, the twitch streamer. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess guys what I mean to say is that I think a lot more people out there, especially the younger generation, they are appreciating not just Asians, but also the nerd world and I would put tech founders in the nerd world. So let's say it's she doesn't have an Asian fetish, but she just she doesn't have anything against Asian guys and she respects nerdy guys and he's a nice nerdy guy who takes care of her and who's cool and they connect like that. It makes complete sense. So what I'm saying is this acceptance or embrace embracement that a word embracement of Asian guys in the nerd world, eventually the nerd world in the tech world becomes so big it does seep into other sides of media. Right. You're saying the tech world dynamics that stayed niche for so long are starting to dominate the whole school. It's going to become like who was cool in the honors class is starting to bleed into the normie regular kids class. Yeah, like the coolest kids in honors class are no longer are still actually kind of cool in the entire school in the prior anti-intellectual environment of America. I believe they were more isolated like whoever was cool amongst the nerds.  Why does she have to be a geek? I always tell people Elon's best friends in college were all Asian as roommates were Asian, but nobody ever cares about them. These are guys who spent all the time with Elon when he was growing up. Yeah. So I guess I'm not like going to parade in the streets as like yo, this is the biggest win for Asian guys.  Yeah, we got one. It's like, no, that's good. I feel like this should happen and I'm just going to look at this as a more normal occurrence. Yeah. Let us know what you guys think of Kipchick and Alexander Wang in the comments section below. It's dope to see it. Let's keep it rolling till next time with the hot pot boys. We out. Peace.


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What is going on you guys? We are here with another live moods stream. I am live moods. Thank you for joining me We have a Monday night football matchup tonight between the Saints and the Bucks We know historically the Saints actually play very well against this Bucks team and Tom Brady Tom Brady on the other hand This Bucks team has been struggling a little bit. I'm not sure how comfortable I am backing them But thankfully me you're doing this new thing here on live moods where we are actually not I am not in charge of creating all the bets. I'm actually giving you guys the opportunity to help me with that.  I'm trying to figure out Andrew, if you don't mind slacking me, I think I deleted our chat and I would love the link to At stream, I'm gonna have my producer send me that because right now I can't see anybody's chats. He literally just asked me three Seconds ago if I had the chat stream, I said yes, but then I went to go click on our Here he goes. He's back. He's already got it to me best Anyway, sorry you guys that was my fault But we are here live moods every Monday 8 p.m. Eastern time to watch Monday night football to sweat out Monday night football We may start integrating some hello Cameron Brats on teeth. Oh my gosh, you guys I have to just take a couple seconds to say first of all There were zero expectations for TC for me. Anyways, but I when we started this season, there were zero expectations Get this far. So I am so beyond proud of this Horned Frogs team. I was actually in Dallas this past weekend Watching the big 12 championships. So as you can imagine a little upsetting a little heartbreaking I'm a little humbling I will say though TCU fans are very humble because again, we had no expectations going into the season done Max Duggan is a dog. I think he is Honestly honest to God one of the most fun players to watch in college football right now And if you just well then agree to disagree because I cannot be persuaded on this I love Max Duggan. I think he is the heart and soul of this TCU football team And I think he is one of the best The best quarterbacks in the league. I think I'm not just talking about skill I'm talking about everything he embodies everything that a Heisman is which is why he is headed to New York City. He is a Heisman finalist. I am so proud of him I'm so proud of TCU even though they lost big 12 championship It does not take away from what I'll see long. So I am thrilled. I am actually going to the playoff game I'm going to the fiesta bowl. It is actually my mom's Christmas gift. So I am taking her as well And we're gonna be watching the Horned Frogs. Hopefully hopefully get some sort of dub there I do think they match up well against Michigan That I think if TCU shows up the way that I know they can I think it'll be closer than what Vegas thinks it will be TJ Smooth guy. Hey live in chat. Hey TJ Smooth guy. Thanks for joining. Anyway, I want to jump into I talked to you guys last week About how we're doing stream rides, right where I don't feel pressured Come on here and create a pick you guys are actually helping me create these picks So I made some polls on Twitter this morning and here's what you guys liked I asked you for any time touchdown scores and buy a landslide Chris Olave and Mike Evans were The pick of the talk of the town the pick of the book So we're going with those two guys to get in the end zone tonight We know historically the Saints and Bucks team they go back and forth now that brings me to my next pick We did like the under in this spot I did fade you guys however because in the poll that I posted you guys were leaning or liking bucks minus three I don't like that. I actually like the Saints tonight So I stayed away from the spread because kind of on different sides. We were doing we weren't seeing eye to eye But when it comes to the total most of you liked the under I was the same way when I woke up this morning I was like I liked the under in this game. So we're going with under. I did take an alternate spread However, just to give us a little bit of wiggle room. So you guys voted for this parlay. This is not my work This is yours. I made polls on Twitter and this is what you guys like. What's up, Joel? Thank you for coming back and hanging with us. I'm telling everybody about the stream ride We have we have a Monday night football Twitter poll parlay. I made it I made a poll out on Twitter you guys picked wanted to see and this is what we're rocking with so when you put it in The Fandals sportsbook app right now Chris a la ve Mike Evans both to get in the end zone and then under 46 and a half Is an alternate spread comes out to a plus 1600 parlay for this game. So I'm excited Like I said, you guys helped me build this We're gonna do this every single week and actually if you go to the Fandals sportsbook app right now You don't even have to plug all of these in you can literally scroll across the top Right in between the no sweat same game parlay and the K Adams boot is the live moods stream ride And all you have to do is click bet now. It's that easy. You don't have to build it. It's already there It's already going for you. So we're gonna do this every Monday. I'm so excited. It's really actually so cool to my face In the sportsbook, I never thought we'd be here, but we're here next to Darius Butler and and K Adam So really cool that this is happening You guys know how much I love Fandal and and love what I do for work So very excited about that today smooth guy says good luck on everybody's bets. Love the good energy. Okay, smooth guy So, yeah in a perfect world, what's gonna happen in this Monday night football game is going to be this We're gonna get very early touchdowns from both a la va and Evans And and when we do after that defense is gonna figure and we're not gonna get many points We're gonna start getting some good defense. That is what we need in this game. So let me actually show everybody I'm gonna send this little tweet out Anybody else have any bets tonight NBA any other Monday night football bets? Listen, if you want to be featured in the same game parlay that we do on Monday nights the stream ride the whatever we decide We may even start throwing an NBA in there does not have to be for game If you want to be involved in that all you have to do is respond on Twitter Bond on the pole quote tweet DM me on Twitter. Whatever it needs to be This is your this is our stream ride not just mine. It's our stream ride Cameron mango says I think my first touchdown goes to Alvin Kamara. I've seen a few Liking Alvin Kamara. So I can't I can't be mad at that What else Joel says I'm on Miami minus three and a half who is Miami playing tonight, you guys I actually seriously have not been checked in to the NBA at all lately I feel like the NFL has just been so wild and so crazy You send this tweet really quick you guys be patient with me I cannot multitask That's something about I can do a lot of things Multitasking's just not one if I'm like having to type something on my foot like everyone else does not exist. Okay, I Cannot multitask It's crazy Okay, I can't multitask everybody knows it Okay, I'm letting everybody know where they can find the bet super easy Like bet now how easy is that those as they are playing the beat-up grizzlies no Marant Bain or Johnson? Yeah, I Those are those are some crucial pieces to the puzzle I would say if it was no Marant, but Bain was playing I would still trust the grizz In a lot of ways because we saw how successful that grizzlies team was when John Marant wasn't playing last season But all those guys being out. I think that's it Okay Okay, we're we're jumping into we're jumping into this Monday night football game Pick off should be any minute now, right? I'm gonna turn this volume down so it's not distracting our stream Um, I just let everybody know we're still live. I'm hanging out DJ smooth guys spread in the word He's retweeting. Thank you, TJ smooth guy. You know, I appreciate you always Always always always got people retweeting posting to actually post I need to actually post these links I'm still feeling weird seeing my commanders tied with the Giants. I'm gonna be honest. I don't love ties in the NFL I really don't let's let's let's play some let's play some football, you know Like let's let's find a winner here. One of these teams needs to be a winner. One needs to be a lose That maybe that's harsh, but I don't like ties I really don't especially not when I have an over on a Giants win total and I need one more win Like come on enough Um, that's enough Greg you just tweeted at me. You said I just got in let's roll. Great. Great. Great. Thank you for joining I appreciate you retweeting the tweet and getting some more people on here. I so appreciate you guys Um, Greg, we have a stream ride really easy to bet if you head to the fandom sportsbook app Only if you like it, um, I made some twitter polls this morning and asked people what they liked in this sunday night football game Uh, we voted on the spread we voted on the total I did not agree with everybody else's vote on the spread people were leaning bucks minus three I just don't like it. So I didn't put it in there I asked people what they liked for any time touchdown score. Greg. What's up? I asked people they liked for any time touchdown score majority rules They said chris alave and mike evan. So that's what I put in there And then they liked the under but I gave us a little wiggle room and I put an alternate under in there And we got 46 and a half. So it's a plus 1600 parlay super easy You head to the fandom sportsbook app you click bet now It's right up there at the top in between the no sweat same game parlay and k adam's boost If you like k adam's boost bet her boost if you like the same game parlay bet the parlay There's always options on the fandom sportsbook app Darius, um Darius butler also has a same game parlay on there. So lots to choose from mario. Hello. Hello Greg, I'm glad you got the bed in let's get it. Let's sweat. Like I said, this is a dream ride It's our ride. I let you guys pick it today and and we're gonna So this is what bedding is all about sometimes don't like a side don't like a total I did like the under today. Um But other people have very strong opinions and I am willing to listen to them sweat them out with you guys have some fun with it Bedding is supposed to be fun. It's it's stressful. It's a lot of work, but it's supposed to be fun Um cameron mango what they should do is kick field. I'll see first now. Wouldn't that be something? Pressure of the kicker Cameron, I don't think that's a bad idea barrio. What up live congrats on tea. So let's go frogs I was in dallas. I was at the big 12 championship and I have I don't think I've ever felt That kind of heartbreak I saw this video of I I see him all the time on my tiktok like young young young kids Like devastatingly crying at sporting events and I truly believe there is no heartbreak like sports heartbreak I mean it it just hits different and I think what's really cool about tcu that a lot of people forget is like Nobody saw us here.  We're 10 000 undergraduate students So despite tcu always kind of being in the mix of of good sports Oh, we've got the game on olivia.  No, I'm gonna keep talking. Um people forget how small tcu So it is hard to recruit and you really have to have like all of your pieces working together You know, it's it's rare that we pull five star recruits every single year like it is tough Or it's a small school and I don't think people realize just how small tcu actually is I also don't know if people realize max duggan had heart surgery Um during coveted. He got coveted and it affected his heart. They didn't know if he was going to play again So he's got a great story and this is sonny dyke's first year. It's just it's just a cool situation. Nice little pass nice little pass It's just a really cool storyline for this team So despite how you feel about tcu and whether or not hello, jeremy. So happy to see you. I've missed you Despite how you feel about whether or not tcu being the playoffs. I don't care. Um, this this frogs team Sonny dykes is incredible the culture of tcu and what sonny dykes has done to this culture is incredible. Um I don't know how you don't love max duggan right now if you don't love max duggan There's seriously something wrong with you. Okay. That's all I won't talk about tcu the whole time Go frogs love my frogs jeremy. I appreciate your love for the frogs. I really do Okay, so we've got a game here and i'm just gonna let you guys know if you are late to the stream ride parlay It's a little late now. No worries. We'll get you next monday, but I asked twitter. What do you all like today? I don't really know My favorite matchup. Both of these teams are mid mid mid Um, so I said, you know, what do you guys like? Majority rules chris alave touchdown mike evans touchdown. So The bucks have the ball. I would love to have mike evans get a touchdown I would love to have chris alave get a touchdown and then after that Why are we giving it to white? I don't I don't understand We need evans. We need evans okay We need evans. Are we feeling about evans?  Come on Get open and get going See, like I said, I tailed you guys. So i'm not going to sit in here and judge these picks because y'all decided this Brady and mike evans haven't really been vibing. Does it not feel that way? I just don't feel like they're clicking now That's not to say he won't get in the end wrong but They're just not clicking They're just not clicking but I we're gonna change things. It's I'm I'm channeling it. I'm I'm manifesting it Mike evans td give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me ah He's not looking for evans at all. Hey brady quit being rude I haven't really clicked. I agree. Jeremy. What's going on there? I mean evans is good Holding defense numbers only Mmm bad don't hold Bad bad bad I mean, he hasn't looked to evans once he is going to godwin every time come on I do like seeing the run game a lot because that feels good for my under he is white is already Got a lot of opportunity to run the ball. Whoa um You need just one deep Get it out there He gets the yards, but we need the touchdowns agreed Tom brady find your guy before you start pissing me off on What we need is a mike evans touchdown Cameron mango. I'm telling y'all tampa is still a threat in the nfc ever doubt brady. Cameron. You're not wrong You're absolutely correct Find evans.  Hey, come on. All right. Let's see. Let's see.  Have you been watching the nba yet?  Why did I not know they didn't they had that big pirate ship? stadium That is sick. That's so cool Are you guys kidding? Guys, he has not found him one time brady Do you have a problem or something? What's up? Is there beef? Someone just tweeted at us. I said I tweeted and I said tom brady tends to ignore mike evans when I have a bed on him And somebody responded and said he will hit him. He will hit him Beep for a touchdown here Do you guys hear that manifestation? Come on get on twitter quote tweet that tweet say the stream is sweating Mike evans next touchdown. Let's manifest. Sorry for the s word. I meant to say crap Somebody else said yes, he like he there's no There's nothing going on with him ignoring of mike evans right now I don't appreciate All right I can feel it on this one I can feel it on this one No camera and that's not what we want No god would score first. No, no, no, no, no Eat evans evans evans evans evans. Come on Come on It's not funny Right here right here right here right here right here. I mean seriously Guys we need a mike evans touchdown like now And then we need like And then we need chris alave and then no more touchdowns. I don't want my under to be scary Can mike evans get in his face and tell him to tell him to find him now No, I don't do that. All right. It's all right. It's all right They're still Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you.  I'm honestly gonna They are evans.  He's it wide the f open. I can feel my bones I'm not even looking for him.  I'm not looking for you. What's up? Getting pit now. I'm getting pit The stream ride needs an evans touchdown do not disrespect the stream I'm gonna have a big problem with you brainy. I will positive vibes own the positive vibes own the Yes positive vibes only here we go evans evans find him. He's right there. He's right there Over here if evans is over here brainy's like this Like you pay attention The street and look fourth and goal. Look at you numb nut if you would have found evans Probably wouldn't be in this position What a shame fourth and goal Now look at you like a weenie Didn't do anything Ignored Mike evans That's right. Oh, you could act upset. Oh, well, you should have found your guy and you didn't so nobody's feeling sad right now for you Stop the stream needs you Okay, I'm done venting Ugly Okay, first of all, vey Please redeem the streams vibes right now because the vibes are low because tom brady Loses his eyes and doesn't want to look at um mike evans What's to give him no attention and it's a little bit rude I mean like what in the world? This is whack whack whack whack whack I mean First of all vey boom good vibes only good vibes only boom. Here we go. I just don't understand Setting another tweet out guys remember. I can't multitask All right, where's that little eye roll emote? That's right. I'm throwing attitude and shade towards brady. Go get over it Okay, send out a little tweet. Here we are How are we feeling? Are we feeling how are we doing? I'm out of water I that was a tough one you guys tom brady was giving him no mind Paying him no mind um How are you got how are your guys's other bets doing? What else do you guys have in this game? Did anyone bet on? Let's see. Let me ask did anyone bet on um Oddwinds receiving yards because I'm sure he's headed in the right direction for you Or whites rushing yards You did next time you better share it with me when you put it in the stream Farley Speak up next time. All right. All right, chris alave.  Go here we go. Here we go. Here we go. You guys I'm sorry Hello tko. Did you guys see the drama with? You guys hear that? My amazon thought I was talking to her Be quiet Um, hello. Okay, chris alave. Come on no more funny business No more funny business Need need need Chris olave in the end zone. Come on. That's what we need fingers crossed We need good vibes because tom brady wanted to She does doesn't she? Hey, I was Okay, come on. Come on. Come on. We need it. We need it. We need it. Take third downs I really do they trust me out back on third down yuck frickin yuck Andy Dalton he's bro. Oh my gosh goodness and this goodness Is there a reason Jamis Winston isn't playing or starting I miss a chapter. Isn't he back to being healthy? In what world do you play Andy Dalton over Jamis Winston? I'm being serious What is going on with that? Is he not healthy? He injured is he What's up because I'm Getting kind of frustrated What Why why are they not playing? Why is he healthy if he's healthy to me? There is no reason why not That's bs. I'm sorry. What in the world? In what world is Andy Dalton more reliable or a better quarterback than Jamis Winston? Listen, I'm not sitting here saying Jamis Winston Uh top 10 Incredible nobody's like him. I'm not saying that. I don't understand. Okay. He threw three picks last game again. Okay Now how many, you know I mean if you pulled josh allen every time he threw a pick or three picks in a game Well, we'd be maybe in some hot water here Joe burrow he had how many picks in one game. What was that like four three or four or Stafford, I mean come on. That's bs Andy Dalton is trash Trash Trash I'm sorry Three picks. I don't care four picks. I don't care six picks. Don't care. Um, how is cam newton? Not signed but sam darnold and bagermaker in the end. Um Baker Mayfield needs to go to the xfl so does zach wilson and as for cam newton He's too Oh, look at me. Uh, it's too much of a show like Pro when it comes down to it throw the ball play football Don't do extra stuff. I I just I think his I think he needs to go into the Into gator Yeah, honestly I just get kind of over it Not that my opinion matters, but I just get kind of over it. Um The to your point. Yeah, I don't know. I think the panthers are just down bad when it comes to the quarterback position Um, and baker mayfield waved by the panther panthers. Yikes. I mean Time to hang it up, brother It might be time to hang it up, brother um Hang it up Himself tickets. I'll tell you that's the truth and you make a great point But I think as a program as a as a franchise you got to look and say Do we want that or do we want wins because I just think they need to like start straight up from scratch when it comes to quarterback position Straight up from scratch. Um, okay, we're gonna sweat out we're gonna we're gonna look for A mike evans touchdown right here on this on this possession and And then we're gonna wrap it up for today. Okay But we better hope we get it Guys, we're gonna be sweating it by ourselves and that's less fun Find evans you moral I see that eye roll. That's how annoyed I am. You went to the super bowl. That's on his red better in the deck You're right about that. You're right. You're right. You're right.  I'm waiting go ahead Come on drop it in the chat. Let's go mike evans Mario, thank you for starting that come on. Nobody crickets come on Good vibes mike evans Award yes, tj. Let's go tj. Strickland. Let's go go go Chats full of godwin writers says the producer he might not be wrong But I still need you guys for my sake and for the right sake to channel some Let's go evans vibes. Thank you, bino. Thank you Mike evans.   Absolutely frustrating Wow, wow. Wow. Wow. Anyway, all right you guys. I think we need to just go Uh, that's the worst feeling in the world. I think we need to go Because this might be one of those games where we don't ever get a touchdown I don't want to say that because I'm not ruins our stream ride, but I'm just saying It's kind of we're kind of becoming this game where I'm starting to yawn The under though Is brady hurt? I don't not to my knowledge Washed up a little Oh, did I just say that I did okay. Well you guys here's the deal We'll be back again next week for another Monday night football or nba live move 8 p.m. Eastern time right here on the fandom Next Monday, we'll be back We will also be doing another stream ride another Monday night football twitter poll parlay a twitter poll parlay of the nba Whatever we want to do it's up to you guys you guys call the shots not me I'm just here to have some fun Okay, so we will do it. We will be doing the same exact thing that we did Today we'll be skating a parlay of some sort to tail and sweat together For now I'm gonna go. You know why because I haven't eaten yet When I get hungry I get I turn into a monster I'm not really kind of so I'm gonna go eat some food and in the meantime. We are gonna mr. Scamp Thank you for being here so much love to you. Um PC over michigan mario love the vibes. Let's go frogs We will be back next monday 8 p.m. Eastern time same time same place Sweating out a different parlay and hopefully cashing. There is still hope for this parlay that we've got tonight unders looking good um Mike evans and brady could find a little clicking moment. I don't know uh because brady's really ticking me off at the moment, so That's all I've got there But we will be back next monday make sure you're here make sure you're in thank you to those that are here Literally every monday to the new faces that joined for the first time. Thank you. We'll be back again Um, I can't wait. We'll be cooking up bets that you guys tell me and we'll be sweating them out together I will see you guys next monday. Thank you for joining me for another stream of live moods. I'm live moods And we'll catch you next week


What was the most overrated shoe at sneaker con right now? Travis Scott Mocha, the one that just came out, way overrated. Damn! What's the most overrated shoe at sneaker con? Bro, it's got to be the off-white Air Force One, bro. Everybody's rocking these, I'm not feeling them. What is the most overrated shoe at sneaker con right now? Oh. I would say I have a lot of respect for the Louis Virgil, the Louis Air Force Ones, I have a lot of respect. I think those are a little bit overpriced, but they're kind of reasonable. Most overrated shoe, in my opinion, the Travis Scott Fragment Highs. Geez. What's the most overrated shoe at sneaker con right now? Panda dunks.


I have the music stand, I feel like Doodamel or something, it's just, the first hundred days after your heart has been snapped, the first hundred days after you spend three straight days crying, after your heart has been snapped, you're out of tears but you feel their echo in your body, you're vulnerable, out of touch with order, and just hella angry. This president gives me a just got my heart snapped feeling. Apparently he's doing the same thing to, like everybody around me, I live in Oakland, so like everybody, which makes the whole world feel kind of zombie-ish. Between the visas, the wall, the health care repeal, and the Goldman Sachs cabinet, the fictional maskers, the accusations of wiretapping and Kaepernick, the actual alliances with Nazis and fascists, the Muslim band, Flynn's sessions, Kushner, the homie-comie, can't hear the screams from your island while he's on his island on a golf course, DeVos, Dodd-Frank, the Yemen attack, Kellyanne, Faxol, Toad, Bolingreen, and Sweden, abandoning freedom of the press and banning tiny orange hands on the button, a glutton, a constitution-gutton, social safety net-cutting, Kaiser, Heil, Comrade Gromf, Scalia-Thinker-like, justice-nominating, self-hating, pedophilic, rapist climate science debating, ruling via tweets.  Has it been a year yet? Because this is emotionally unsustainable. And because all the therapists that I trust are traumatized too, I am seeking balance by turning off the news and listening instead to the corpses begin to speak. I'm finding refuge in the vigilance of resistance dreams resurrecting themselves. Black Jesus didn't walk on water from me to wine. Hell, Black Jesus come down the steps to meet his betrayer at the door as would the restless dead. I can't plug in too much to the interweb. I'm tuned in to the ghosts in my head instead. And maybe that makes me crazy. But what this thing we got here is supposed to be normal. This punishment society based on a logic of exclusion, a crisis of knowledge run by a narcissist prone to delusion. If he's saying, well, Barack Hussein, call me crazy. But I'm gonna be right here in this corner, 100 days and running, rhyming spook riddles to myself, preserving mental health by clinging to the talking spirits. Summon the perfect imprint of the genetic memories of the best of us. Birth a nation of black thought. Listen in to the ringing silence after four little girls were bombed where they prayed like the Charleston nine or the night in Vegas that silence 58 to the non believers in the congregation. Be careful. The wrath of this president's buried corpses. They joined the choir of this country's multicolored trampled. I'd advise you to stay sane by thumping the thunderous paranormal base booming like the music of Jordan Davis before a racist shot him in the face. I listened to the melody of the after death memory of that young boy. I won't be dizzy in this all reality. I am steady. I am steadied by the genetic memory. I am a child of the sugarcane sharpened like a spear to break my ancestors chains. Take 100 days. Look into the fire and remember Egypt walk home in the rain and remember Trayvon when the train goes underground. Think of Tubman bring my hands up to alleluia like Mike Brown black out in a purple haze like maybe what you watching is a poet possessed. Maybe I'm not rhyming. I'm just out of my head. Maybe the spirit of this body has left and you're listening to creation manifest instead intuition indigenous to the intellect of the dead a lightning rod a breathing on bleeding profusely through the unsaid black out in a purple haze on top of red clay invoke the infinite like the color of my true love's hair be true. Be love what I'm supposed to like forget my capacity to conjure the world. What I'm just supposed to like give up the ghost. This dude is assist but the disease is buried blue vein red blood white supremacist skin deep oil dollars over rain forest green buried like the voices in a New Orleans mortuary. Sometimes it takes a little longer than expected but I'm putting myself on a fast 100 days of ghost listening. They've healed me before when my heart was snapped and they gave me the strength I needed to sanely humanely clap the back. Thank you for coming in out of this beautiful sunny day inside into the dark. Good people and that's bad. It's strange to me sometimes how good and bad are so close together. And sometimes they hide in the same word. I've been thinking about the word poison a lot lately. You know where it comes from it comes from the word gift strangely enough. A poison was a portion was a dose and a dose was a gift. The first gift was water. It was milk was life. But we all know in the water there's poison in Flint Michigan. There's poison in the Keystone pipeline. There's poison in the air on Pennsylvania Avenue. There's poison in the Twitter feed poison in the arrogance poison in the greed, poison in the hate. What's the antidote? Part of it we know is to be woke. You cannot help if you're not aware. You can't come to the rescue if you don't hear the calls. You can't defend the truth. If you don't see the lies that spread, you can't protect from predators. You pretend aren't there. There's an old proverb that there are poisons that blind you and poisons that open your eyes. We're here because I think our eyes are open or your eyes open. But then what? You know, Tony Mars is a great novel beloved. It begins with a quote from the Bible Paul's letter to the Romans. Those who are not my people, I will call my people. And her who was not beloved, I will call beloved. It's a powerful theme in Morrison, the idea that hate, that racism lies in the fantasy, the fear, the need we have to call people other to look at them and say they're strangers. They're not us. In her new book, which I really encourage you to read, called The Origin of Others, Morrison tells a story about being a young girl and meeting her great grandmother for the first time. And she was a little girl about six or seven, and she hadn't met her great grandmother. And a great grandmother was a kind of woman. She says, where all the men in the room immediately stood up when she got there. She was a kind of woman who carried a cane she didn't need. And she saw Tony Morrison and her young sister and she pointed the cane at them. And she said, these children have been tampered with. They were light skinned. And she was, as Morrison says, the color of tar. And of course, Morrison makes clear that that sense of being wrong, being tainted, being tampered with, being poisoned comes from slavery. It's part and parcel of the deep sin of centuries of institutions and all the apparatus and culture that created it and defended and defended still. Racism, hate, the idea of foreigners, people who are not us. It's the evil that gets under the skin. And art, Morrison says, and all the people you'll hear from in the conference over the next two days will embody. Art shows us that the idea of the foreigner is poison. Art offers welcome. It can be the antidote to hate. It can be the beginning of peace. Art is about making things, making things happen, making change happen. So welcome. There are no strangers here. We're here to dilute the poison. So breathe in inside. And we hope over the next two days, you'll inspire the change and be inspired by it. Thank you. Thanks for coming.