one of the pioneering exceptions was Bob Parry and when I first got to know Bob not very well in the beginning I got to know Bob much better only because we were living on different sides of the Atlantic. When I began to write for him and I enjoyed that very much as I enjoyed writing for you Joe but writing for Bob it was almost like writing it was like writing for newspaper again it was fun and it you know there was a to and fro and there was an understanding of what the words were about. The man was a real journalist you know it comes often with old-fashioned journalists but not old-fashioned it was a real journalist although so many fake journalists now and they've been for always been fake journalists of course let's let's not demonize a younger generation please. John you uh you've described journalism today as vishi journalism yes just explain that and what roles there's a website like consortium news and other alternative sites have to come as a remedy for this if if it is vishi journalism as as my little insult for those who are those who are the echoes or as they're often called the stenographers of governments and during the vishi years in France there were plenty of them they misreported the war they lied about uh what the Germans were doing they collaborated collaboration is probably the keyword if not collusion and when you look at the assange case there's been so much collaboration and collusion I was reading a report by the excellent fair organization about its headline farcical coverage of Julian Assange's farcical hearing there you have collaboration that's vishi journalism it's it's uh it I mean if journalism is anything you are an agent of people not power you can be all those things you can be I'm not sure you can be entirely impartial I don't agree with all that but I think you can do everything you possibly can to find out the truth as much as you can and do it honestly and do it in good faith these people don't the bbc reporter came to the old baylee during during the julien assange trial and uh when he was asked well what are you doing you're coming back tomorrow and he said no it's repetitive this is this is the major broadcaster in this country and he described what has rightly been called the trial of the century as repetitive and they didn't come back and every day this extraordinary as you know joe consortium news is uh it's one of the few to have reported it live to given to provided that public service to people wanting to know about the trial of the century but you wouldn't know looking at the so-called mainstream having said that I do think it's it's a waste of breath to keep on and on about the mainstream they are part of the problem I grew up in the mainstream I've reported in the mainstream all my career has been in the mainstream and unfortunately that's what it has taught me we've come to a point where that perhaps bob parry came to 25 years ago where there wasn't a space for him there wasn't a space for an honest reporter without fear or favor reporter uh when I started here in fleet street as they used to call the british press yes of course it was owned by all these moguls and it was conservative but there were spaces and they allowed in mavericks in fact mavericks brought them distinction awards and prizes and scoops that's gone that's gone completely um and and that's why bob setting up consortium news was so important and that bob um family diane and that and sam and kept him helped keep him going um and why going back the story of garry web there's such a a chilling uh important story for all of us to understand because basically what bob was writing about was yes a ron contra but it was cocaine contra and that was web story it was cocaine the story was of course the cia was shoving cocaine into the united states it was a huge story and when web was vindicated by the cia's inspector general which only as far as i know only bob reported and made sense of and wrote about and kept an eye on and as diana suggested went through the documents you know whereas the press at the time reported a a cia press release which was meant to be which was of course meant to be a decoy because the real story was buried in the actual report the inspector general's report that vindicated web vindicated everything that bob uh had done on that particular story um so i think we should celebrate bob parry and and celebrate those who aspire to be the bob bob parry's but we should never think that there is a there is a nice columbia school of journalism media out there just waiting for um clean cut nice people honest journalists to arrive and get their jobs uh when i spoke with cy hersh and bob fisk at columbia a few years ago i felt an absolute atmosphere of hostility and that's particularly to fisk and me uh we were going too far we were going much too far bob parry went too far i salute him


All right, or should I just am I live am I suddenly live I Have no idea. I seem to be live Open up YouTube and find out. Yeah, it says lifestream. Yep.  Oh God Let's meet that I Forgot out a way to make YouTube work Like you do streaming work without like it reading really clunky And that was just logging out of stream labs and then running it directly through my stream key Instead of like logging it logging my channel into stream labs and then setting everything up there So it was really weird, but I figured it out. So I'm happy The majority of the time where someone's having Trouble like with a technical issue. It's always that they're opening a second like yep Thing to go with audio and video and all that weird stuff. Yeah.  It is killing me Oh, that's really interesting our like character layouts are different on our screens Because I'm definitely on the other side Is that a Jacob Quick I need to click up what a wonderful way to join a conversation Not boo boo Bob I don't know I've just been saying that all week and I don't know why it was just been like Stupid I Started the stream by the way, so you are aware you are live That's not how you introduce yourself We got the boo boo band Like comment and pee-pee poo-poo I'm gonna send you one pee-pee poopoo Yeah, can we get four pee-pees and four poo-poo's and no can we get can we get some people trying to outdo the other so it was half Of us do pee-pee and half of us do poo-poo. Yeah, can we see which one wins? Can we get pee-pee versus poo-poo right now? Oh god a dabby has to keep track of how much it is put on there Survey in your stream, please. I could do that. I could do that. Can you do a Google form rope fast? Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do a poll I don't know how to do that at all actually. I've never tried YouTube has them, but they're okay. They're okay They're just all right They're adequately let you do like four options. Yeah, yeah, and you have to you have to go on to your stream You have to like like go like not on not on stream lives not on YouTube studio. You have to go into the stream interesting All right, let's see Debbie roll it. I rolled a 35 on my deception. Oh, holy crap I really wanted them to know how little I cared for them You have the actor feet The what the actor feet For you He said the actor feet I Mean I've got some pretty good acting feet the actor feet You should see me on the Broadway version of out the Wizard of Oz. I can play the lollipop guilt like no other You do have you do have the actor feet? I also have the acting gene Whoa, nice. Mm-hmm. That's so cool. You're so cool. I feel cool. Are they faded or are the acid wash? I Realizing the level of jokes that are gonna be like I'm for the next five hours and meanwhile he came in here going Dancing feet and G's God damn it Two or three levels to this humor and I got I got one most modern sarcasm read Homestuck someday Jacob Oh, no And I just have one thing to say to you Does that dog win many arguments and you know what yeah By virtue of biting Why can't I not join the game? Oh, are you not in the game? Oh, dang.  No drama. Did I miss happening?  Mmm.  Never mind. I got it. I figured it out. All right What did you guys finish selling everything? I want to point out that yeah I just want to point out in the chat that Tony Schellers is currently my favorite chatter right now I don't know what's going on. They just got a lot of excitement right now with the chat I can't call out anything that they're saying but they just seem to be really excited about everything that's going on lucky Davy actor feet They're here for a good time and by golly they are getting it Have you guys seen that clip? That's that guy that did the Wheel of Fortune? What Have you seen that way? It's the guy I forget his name. It's the guy who does Wheel of Fortune and The answer to the puzzle is like Scooby-Doo and he walks up and he goes Wow, they're all like clapping and he goes, you know, I just have one thing to say to you and he looks at him And he makes this sound he goes And that's it yeah It's horrible and it's really funny That's it. That's it. He just goes Like he was trying to make the Scooby-Doo sound but he failed What's going on over here, what are these wolves eating? Oh, you did make it in I'm here. Yeah, I'm here. Okay. I'm gonna talk to Dak The wolf. Okay. Do we not talk to I think we I think you already talked to it. Wasn't she the one you lied to? No, I'm talking to the wolf. Oh I see What if I miss what I the wolf just said if she keeps making me armor. I'm going on a hunger strike We just we just finished our conversation with the this Obviously well cuz she's not dead. Yeah, we lied and she said okay. Yeah, well Wait, wait, there's still a quest here. Is there something more? Oh, I need to talk. Yeah to them about creche Mm-hmm creche you mean the creche no creche. Oh, yeah, there's a guy named creche Amodius No, no, no, his name is as Moeus How could you butcher as Medeus's name that badly? Why shouldn't they covered in blood As long as it's your as long as it's not your blood you don't need to worry about it Yeah Emma is out here giving me two dollars to try to become my favorite chatter you're like and You didn't I paid good money to be the favorite chatter.  I'm like, yes, I can And I say and I say I can almost buy a bagel from Tim Hortons. Oh, yeah, no wait, I need a better super chat hang on You know, I'm gonna try to persuade her I tried to see you the first time Can you can you guide me or whatever? Yeah, fine, I guess. Oh wait, I can't hang on. All right. Why can't I why can't I draw? That was a $5 door axle that's the most expensive drawer We fall in in front of me in front of draw regslands only Bill just gave ten dollars which is really impressive because he's already given me a hundred dollars to be in two of my eight weekly D&D games I've been out. I've been out Out shined everybody Man Hamilton's showing up a lot in my streams today. We gotta make them all Send super chats. Oh What's Eric also became a member?   I can't handle it being gith yankie You can't handle it being as modious or soft. I can't it's so dumb. It's such a dump.   He does not look good bald. Oh, no He looks better than he probably would with hair bald wait eldritch eldritch is in this chat. What's up eldritch? What's up also clever? I'm not eldritch No, they're saying that they were talking to eldritch. Yeah, but they were talking to I'm not eldritch. They did they were they're confused They're a little yeah, they are. Yeah, there's a little topsy-turvy. It's okay.  Okay, I Could just produce the artifact and give it to them I mean why not? Uh, I'm sure it'll be fine Yeah, I'm sure once they do it once they get it.  I'm gonna produce the artifact. Oh my god. Hey go The game's ends We got to roll new character.  Is that the absolute? No, that's a lack of no. Oh, that's black Have you trained with her? I'm about to go.   Oh, she's huge Hello there. She's like a little mommy. Hi, mommy. Hello, mother. I'm gonna say thief You know what? I am I am more than friend. Yeah, I Am more than friend. I am your most loyal servant you literally I Live my life as a get the Yankee now. I Will never Everybody give it up for Davies trans character who was a boy and is now a girl Also completely different being as well, which is pretty impressive to be honest. This is what it truly means to be gender fluid Exactly you're being fluid Species silence wargaz He was like That hurt my tummy Will we pray? Okay, no, no, she's telling us Lord Compromised a course not there's a mind slug I Do I'm sorry. I'm sorry.  I Can't I forgot. Yeah. Yeah, I can't I'm gonna come my game is currently showing nothing like I can't even Clever said I'm angrily sticking my tongue out at you Davie. Well, I am happily putting a nail and hammer to the tongue Nice.  Yeah, I did paranoia.    That's basically what just happened You're right.  It doesn't matter what they the ant the ant is dead No matter what but the ant kind of won because the God got really upset I made a hole in your floor.  What's her name? Help me out Jacob.  I can't I needed to use it to kill I get me surrounded by my followers I Saved this time. Yeah, I didn't realize I had no idea. Yeah Now save good move good move save new save, okay sleet storm just kidding God save It's almost like Davy wins by his own rules. Yeah, but black it chose to play Yeah, exactly exactly black it could have just left Black it could have just said it.  That's perfect Okay, maybe don't give it over this time I don't know you know, I'm producing the artifact. I'm gonna do everything all the way up until Oh Yeah, all the way until we got wished yeah until we get wished I'll change that one thing shot Lightly Detect the must accept you must accept. Yeah, but I'll my fury on ninth level spout Uh Shit I can like kill you if I really want to I'm gonna roll in the in the previous, but they patched it But in one of them they patched it but in the last patch You were able to trade with black it and she has a piece of cheese on her Want to trade skip skip skip skip skip skip skip. All right I'm still gonna say that to her Hmm, I spoke to hastily prelease three of me Brilliant that was amazing Plane caster Plains Walker my magic the gathering reference Clever just said I have one mission and it's to gut your organs like a pumpkin my responses I would then use them to strangle you whoa Damn, we're having an edgy off and I will win Damn mm-hmm Okay, go in the plane caster. Okay. All right. We did it. Good job team Don't you said don't do it. Yeah, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah, it sounds good. I guess I'm gonna confront this guy My thing looks spiky. Yeah, you do it. It looks a little bit like the Hellraiser like box. Yeah Yeah When I first played the game, I honestly thought it was an infernal puzzle box until they confirmed its gith runes and I was like, aww It's actually pronounced gith for now Oh Hey, I like how my eyes are like have heterochromia even when I'm like transformed because my eyes are different as a normal person All right, we're in the thing. Let's go. We're in the astral plane. Oh, what? Here I just didn't expect it to take us to the astral plane. I didn't know where it was gonna take us but not here Yeah, we look at these things doing grandma Yankee. Oh, there's a dead gith Yankee over here. Yeah Let's go a blurb topaz gold guys a chasm creeper.  Yeah, and some weave moss Where's my where's my speak with dead? Chasm be creeping. There's also like a tablet over if I jump down there on your dead And I'm my body will be lost floating in the astral plane forever.  It's a big old skeletal hand.  Mm-hmm Rome of the dead God Everybody everybody get on the husk on the husk. Yeah embrace the husk most I think the way we're supposed to go though Yeah, oh wait is that holy shit is that not the way back No, it's not. It's very confusing. Oh, okay Oh, yeah, we got like to the thing. Okay, basically fly here Did you step through I Have no yet. Oh, no, I was asking Davy. Yeah, I'm stepping through. Oh, never mind. Never mind.  How many times do we go through this? Yes? I I don't know I wasn't paying attention Listen to yourself to me. Why do you stop the thing from moving my tadpole? Detect thoughts whoa, let's see what you really think about this go dice roll nice This is crazy. It's you. That's whack.  Oh, I got you this cute little sword.  Uh, I made this game. I was one of the developers. Oh, that's the exact same thing. I uh Tell my friend six-year-old son every time he tries to point out sonic 2 to me my father my father works at nintendo Yeah Oh my god, I want to kill him but I can't I can't kill myself That's true. At least not on youtube Where else would you do it though? In the hag hut twitter I do want to bring down her empire But with none of the sanctity Flucketh is lying to her. You've really adopted this gith persona to know how we destroyed the mind flare empire When I put on the mask I am no longer myself Oh, no reveries method acting again No Do you know where this is from our character's perspective? Oh Who do you trust What's the power But you're not ready for the answer. Oh, I should have killed him The next attack is over to you and I can't risk you being caught in the middle of it.  They're very cool But it is it isn't prevalent in a lot of RPGs I am romantically attracted to him. Um, it would be really cool if I knew what the thing you're trying to do is no Okay, so Yep, continue.   Oh my god, look at this.  Okay, which one what about him? Look at it. Look at it. Wait. It looks really familiar. Which one which one just click it Just click the inventory. Open the inventory. It'll show this one.  She's been killed! We've been duped!  Oh, she's just got five all around! Leave this place! Ask no questions! Ask no questions! I like that you don't deny it. She refuses to elaborate. She's like, no, that was the meat before the makeover. That's why. Sorry, stabbing people in the heart is just how I show affection. It's my own personal original idea. Oh my god, really? That's insane. Yeah. All right, now what? Yeah, we didn't do it, so... There we go. Oh, fuck, well... Okay, Blackith, calm down a little bit.  Oh, hey, it's me! What was I saw in there? They de- Oh, you're the one they're talking to? Okay. Yeah, it definitely wasn't them. Oh, Elder Gith, we trust you. Damn.  Is that a lie or...?  I don't know how she knows that.  She is a god. Maybe she wished for you to have one.  I wish for you to have small peepee.  Call Attack, Ardent Jezareth. I'm gonna hit him with a defensive slash. Like, you go first, so we can't really do anything. Ooh, nice. Damn.  Defensive slash is so good. Yeah, defensive flourish is my thing. Oh, hey, what's up? We were talking about big peepee. Nice. Damn. Without me? Damn. And now I have momentum. I'm going to use that momentum to... Momentum! We pray. We pray. We pray. We pray. We move. Oh, I'm trying to figure out who to move.  You killed in one turn? Yeah, yeah. I'm amazing now.  I've got some abilities on me. I'm doing great. Use that big peepee. How do I get... I'm going to climb up here so that I potentially, like, aggro one dude, but not all of them. Smart. Because he's the guy with the bow anyway, so... Oh, he attacked Corfunky.   I didn't catch anything. It's okay. It's your first time. Right in the boing-lings. Oh, no, not the boing-ling. Ooh, they're rallying. Don't, don't, don't do that. Don't rally. He didn't need to be rallying.  I'm fucked. Where do I do? Uh, call lightning. Ha ha! Nice. Drink a potion.  All right, what there? Warrior Brella-Reth. Brella-Reth. Brella-Reth. Oh, man, you got some bad breath. Brella-Reth. I'm not even raging yet. That's not fair. It's Brella-Reth and Ardent Cooth. Dad, no, don't miss the step over here. They're like, where are you going? You better knock that off. Why do I have to move forward to hit him with? Yeah, I, I really don't understand some of the magic systems. Um, wait, you take your turn first. I mean, I'm just going to start, I'm just going to start hitting this guy. Emma, you have the Daredevil gauntlets, meaning that you have a passive activated that is making your range really small, but you don't have disadvantage on range of decks in daylight. Oh. So if you disable it, then you're good, but you'll have disc. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Dabby, how long does your skin stretch? Mm-hmm. That's a good question. Uh, it actually stretches for quite a long time. Whoa, you guys, like, did that at the same time? That's cool. Nice. Damn. Oh, period. Oh, all right, missy step. Kick him. Hit him. You got Daredevil proximity. Hit him in the boing. No, she can't. She already used missy step. Yeah, my turn's over. Oh, okay. Oh, no, not a mind steal link. My mind. Mentok, the mind taker. All right, uh, I'll move right over here. I don't know if anybody else is a Harpy Birdman attorney at Lawfair. But that one's for you guys.  I love books. A bird hater. I'm a bird hater. Yo, I always hate birds.  I'm going to go for a slashing flourish on these guys. Only a 14. Always coming at me going. Got him a wizard. Two hands. Let's go. Keep herried it. My class is Gith. I'm, I play like a Marshall all the time. I never play people with no eight points. Oh, yeah. Oof, that hurt me. I'm gonna charm you. Get the charm going. You ever hear of the raglan? We pray. We pray. We pray. Oh, yeah. Hypothetically, it could be a wallpaper. Oh, no. Oh, sorry. This is this is referring to my skin again. Oh, I mean, no, I assumed. Yeah, of course. Does anybody need? I think probably grandma Yankee more than I would. I would not say no to some help. There you go. Nice. There you go. Grammy Yankee. Thanks. All of her. All of her grandkids. I'm your age, but I mean, it's fair. Look how old I am. It doesn't matter how old you are. You. Yeah, of course. Of course. I don't have any children. Gorefunky never had anybody. Never fun. Yeah. He's kind of an in cell, I think. Oh, yeah. I don't want to think of Gorefunky as an in cell. I'm sorry. He's not an in cell. I think I'm going to take you out. I'll have to keep parrying. I just think that women don't belong at the D&D table. I am. Oh, goodbye, plain cat warrior braille. I'm. Let's see. Should I go for them or should I go for the guy running away? I just gave you some potions that you may want to take. Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out where to move next. Yeah, no. Tony Schellers. No, sorry. Steve Dory is put. Gorefunky is volle cell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Not far. Oh, is this touch?  Can I have your eyebrows? Mine are small and invisible. No, you cannot have my eyebrows. You will have to fight me for them. Gorefunky misogynist. Oh, no, Jacob. Jacob, it's what my character would do is not a good excuse for patriarchy. My character wouldn't respect women, though. It's my flaw. It's my flaw. He's a drow. He hates women because of all the things that society has written in there. Come on. Just let me beat you more. Let me be a misogynist. Just let me just let me be a misogynist.  I'm going to try to be cheeky. My character just believes that there's one master race, and that's the Yankee.  There you go. Sweet. Wait. Oh, we both get to go now or something. I don't know. Thank you. You gave me a turn. How kind of you. I did not mean to do that. Oh, I also got hit. Let me heal myself. Did you just say master gave Dobby a turn? Yeah. Master is giving Dobby a turn. Dobby will use his bonus action. I foresee myself getting hit. So I'm just going to. You know, guys, I foresee myself getting hit. So I'm going to do a. How could you, Jacob? I don't agree with that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Psychic rending me.  It's like, I'll read that mind. No, grandma's being rendered. Not again. I rend you. Can I just lacerate you? No, I can't. Please. Can I lacerate you? Can you just let me lacerate? Oh, my God. He did a little hot when he died. And also his underwear is out.  Hang on. I'm just healing his brain. Yeah.  Look at Junthic. You're just. That's all I'm leaking out to your name. See, I thought. I was so already fell over. Funny.  He ain't Junthic. He's big. Dick Randy. All right. I'm coming back. Here you go. This guy's going to attack me, but I'm ready for it this time. In Flacket's name. Oh, what? Hey, what? Well, war guys. Oh, he's feeling. Oh, my God. He hit us with a mind steel tempest. He's back. Interesting.  Watch this.  Lightning again, because it's concentration. Oh, wait. It's not concentration. Oh, yeah, it is. Never mind. Take this. Where am I? That's everything I can do. It's so funny. Cast Eldritch Blast. I keep missing, like, half of the beams. It's annoying. There you go. I know. Good night. Have a wonderful rest of your night. Eldritch. Oh, my God. Hey, did you hear the one about Joe Ragslin?  It didn't work. Oh, he's like, I have me. No, I will war grass. I pray. Now he knows the secret. I was never a Yankee.  Yo, you have a Yankee anymore. He's like, hey, yo, he was lying to me. We pray. All right, Dave, finish him off. Finish him off. Get him. We pray. Yeah. Honestly, I feel amazing. All right. Okay. Let me let me disguise. Self. And then I'm going to speak with dead men. See what happens. First of all, disguise. Self. I'm going to disguise as this. Sure. Whatever. As I can do this forever now. Look at all this lightning I can cast. And then recast. Blasting this. Now blast it over here. I'm blasted over there. I'm blasting everything. Talk to me. I'm going to go yonk some stuff. Yeah, I'm yonking right now. Full ago. What will the Yankee do now? I found a guy, I guess. Who is the absolute use? Who uses a lot of concentration? Let's consolidate after Davy. Who is the grand design? Thank you.  Oh, all creation made into mind flares. The grand design. It's a good rush yet. Perfect. I can wear the Giffy Yankee half plate. What is the secret? Does it look good? Does it look good on me? Oh, nice. Yeah. If you remain silent that you don't, I get to ask another question. What? Grab my, I'm putting a necklace in your inventory that you might want to use. All right. Okay. Wait, he remained silent. Yeah, he didn't say anything.  Also, did you know that if you chop off someone's arm, it would only take a few seconds for them to die? The ambulance would never arrive in time. Oh. But in that time. Good information to know. Yeah.  Right, right, right. Interesting. Gorfunky, I gave you a pike or a halberd. Pike. Wow. The skin girster. I'm not proficient in this. Oh, okay. I don't know who was, but... None of us. You can sell it. You are. My access is already pretty good. I have a mad, I have a plus one heavy crossbow. I can't use it. I'm not a Githyankie. I can't use it because I don't want to. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, that was a different Githyankie this time. That was my own reasoning, but I just...  Oh, hello. Hello there. Whoa. I've got a fuckboy haircut. Your character, this nude Githyankie's name is It's Lig with a little apostrophe, so Lig-ma. Interesting. Yeah, Lig-ma. I have some gloves here that whenever you do thunder, lightning, or radiant damage, you've clicked two turns of reverberation on the target. Oh, very good. What are those gloves? Scroll of Mage Armor. Scroll of Protection from Evil and Goad. A few words. Evil and Goad. Affected entity is minus one penalty to strength exterior being constitution saving that is per remaining turn. When the entity has five or more turns of reverberation, it takes one to four thunder damage if possibly falls through. Oh, that's actually... Okay, that's kind of good. I do a lot of radiant and thunder damage. Yeah, I'm taking a short rest. Thanks. I don't have a short rest. Short rest it up. I don't think we can in here? Oh, well, no. Short rest. I gave you the gloves of missile-snaring. Emma, if you want those. Uh, I think I'm going to keep the Daredevil ones. Yeah, no, no, no, please. Yeah, but they're yours now. Well, thank you. Oh. Anybody want the missile-snaring ones? No, no, I got the AC. Yeah, I got the AC gloves. This one says, Lethander bids the setting sun a fond farewell and this plaque says, Lethander blesses the rising bountiful sun. Ah, going on about Lethander. Sorry. Yeah. The statues do, they do move, though. See? Yeah, Dabby, you got to get over here. Oh, I do. Once you're done looting. Oh, I wasn't really looting a whole lot. It's also a farewell clever. Goodbye. Okay. I have an incredible potion that I'm going to save. So what am I doing here? So I guess we get the statues and then interact with the statues. Okay. The sun. The ting sun. What are you saving for? Well, I'll choose this one then. Goodbye. Fond farewell.   Maybe of course I'll just tune in and do it.  Nope, damn. I have- I'll try again. Like this. I can't. I think once you fail once, you can't do it anymore. Hey, Grammy Yankee, get over here. Oh, hang on. Um, here, Dabby, I sent you a new hat. Oh, in that case, clever, I sent him my bye. You cannot leave. All right. Okay. Where am I going? Uh, come over by us. I need you. Man, I gotta give you a Gorfunky special gift. Okay. Now go touch those statues. Where? Uh, apparently it's moving on its own. Oh, you put grease on it and it moves. Yeah. I threw grease on it and it moved. Oh, amazing. That's cool. I'm moving that one. Yeah. Try moving that one. Nice. So rises, rises in the east sets in the west, right? Yep. This one is, blesses the rising sun. Yeah. So, so that one's east. That's good where it needs to be. Nice job, Gators. Good job. Nice. We did it, team. Oh, yeah. We may want to save. Oh, good to know. No. Big tune, thick jump.  It takes big jump. All right. I'm going to check the, did we go to the other side? Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah. All right, good to know.   Secret stairway.   Where are we? We'll find somewhere to come soon. We're talking about being exhausted. Wait, what the heck? I can't go through here. Can we break the energy source so that I can get inside here? Vlagado. Vlagado. All right. That's that problem solved. Another one step on the, maybe don't. Hmm. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah.  Let's go. Yeah, do it. Uh-oh. Oh no. I did it. Nice. Boom. Done. All right. Where's the other energy source? It's probably up there. Oh, where Chinthic's going?  Where Grammy Yankee's going? Yeah, we can just go around it. Oh, break that Grammy Yankee. I don't want to jump. I'm lazy. That's fair. Ah, and now the portal is open to us. Allow me to get this next on breaker.   Where is it? It is a cork. It is a cork.  I got it. I got her. Goodbye. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. He go. Let's reload that save.  All right. I'll go to withers. No, don't go to withers. Just reload this save. Yeah, but I didn't die. I've been sent back. Before the turning of the tide. Oh my god.  I rolled successfully. You didn't launch you off the turn of the tide. I was like, I thought you succeeded, so I kept walking.  You fell. On the third day, turn Lathander's statue to the east. That is strange. I wonder if it's because like it wasn't triggered yet. Maybe we were still... No, we weren't in turn based mode. I don't know. It's really delayed that thing. When I've done this on my own playthrough, like I've gotten and got because I saw it. Okay, well in this case, everybody stay back while I work my magic fingers. That's what I was doing. Yeah. Well, maybe everyone does it. I followed the rules. Follow protocol the rest of you. I thought you and I had gotten it. Yeah, so did I. Everybody else. We all did. I'm Davy's favorite. I paid two dollars to be the favorite. I paid ten dollars. Okay, precise control. To keep you poopoo and draw rags. Draw rags, Lee! I would be more, but I don't want to spend that much money. That's that was good. That was nice. Thank you. All right. It should not blow up again. Okay, I trust you with my life. All right, let's get... Grammy Yankees started using Eldritch Blast. She's going to hit it with her staff.  All right, this time over here. And I activate with guidance. We pray. We pray. All right, so... Oh, we pray. Oh, Grammy Yankees. Oh, we pray. Stay away. Stay back. Stay back. It's going to explode again, maybe. I just saw him successful. Yeah, but that's what it said last time. Yeah. All right. Hit that energy source. All right. Grammy Yankees, crank that soldier boy. Soldier boy up in this hall. What's your opinion on soft shell turtles? They do not crunch as well as hard shell turtles. Oh, I don't like that. Is that so? What is... I'm saving.  You should not be the... You should be yourself for this, too. Okay, I will. You should drop your disguise. I will drop my disguise. Hell yeah. Oh, wait, wait. Let me give you a little... Let me give you a little... Oh, okay. There you go. Okay. The blood of Lathander. Spend it in a shaft of brilliant light. That thing looks so cool. That is such a cool-looking mace. Yeah. Or, sorry, a morning star. Oh. Get it? Because Lathander? I'm going to take the mace. Huh? Hell yeah. It would, wouldn't it? What's the worst that could happen? That's such a good sound. I love the sound that thing made. It goes like... In a different campaign, this would be the epic climax of the villain's ultimate goal, where in his moment of triumph, he says something really cool, grabs on to it, and is like, with this, I seek my revenge. For me, I just kind of wandered in here.  What is that? What's that? What's going on there? What's that? That looks weird. Uh-oh. It does. It doesn't look good. Oh. It's spinning. It's shooting a laser. It is shooting a laser. Ooh, it's activating something. What is happening? It's pointing downwards. I think it might be pointing upwards. No, it's pointing downwards. No, you're right. No, no, it's pointing down. Who's in these walls? Destruction. Yeah, the Gith. Oh no, not the Gith. All of us. All of us are doing it.  No, let's reach the energy portal. Right, you're stuck in there. You're stuck in there. You're stuck in there. What do you mean I'm stuck in here? Is there a way for you? Can you get out? Teleport me out. I can. I can't get in there. Yeah, nobody has the energy. We can't reach you. You have to find your own way out. I don't have any teleports at all. Okay, we got to break these things. You might be able to jump up here. We got to break the things. Oh, yeah, we got four turns to break these guys. I don't think we can do that. You can do it. We can do it. You can do it. We got it, we got it, we got it. You have four turns. Call lightning. Just think about the fact that if you don't do it, I'm dead. Look, I got this one down to five HP. I got this one down to five HP. All right, well, I'm going to shoot this one, see if I hit. Okay, 25 HP. All of my abilities. Oh my God. 20 HP. That's all I can do. We got this, we got this. There's nothing I can do about it. So I have a plan. No, no, I have a plan. I have a plan. Can you, uh, party can spray? Oh, actually, hang on. Somebody? No, no, I have a better idea. I have a better idea. Here you go.  That's smart. All right. Um, I would also like to point out, we have, I think, a better way to do this unless you want the laser to go off. What? I do want the laser. Just want to say, what? Okay, I do want it. Just want to play out. So, can you just little thing? Okay, okay, okay, that's fine. One little thing. No, no, no, never mind. No, mind, just want to play out. No, no, no, nothing is nothing. You know what? Let's just try to save Davy's life. I, I am nothing if not, uh, oh, Path is interrupted. Uh-huh. I have an idea. I have an idea. Okay. I have an idea. I'm going to reload the game. I have an idea. No, no, I am still going to get it. No, no, no, no, no, don't, don't reload the game. Why? Why? Just like this play out. No, no, I have a really good idea. And I want to see if it works. Okay. Okay, I'll tell you the idea first. Uh-huh. I have find familiar scratch. No, no, no, no, no. That's so dumb. That will not work. But do we want to try? No.  I don't know if it'll go into your inventory is the only thing. Who cares? Chet is not allowed to encourage Davy to murder more dogs. You know what? It's fine. You know what? It's fine. Yeah. You can, we can try. Okay. You know, here's a question. Does breaking those crystals get me out or does it stop that beam from like destroying the entire place? Both, I believe. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't want that to happen. Can't we just talk to Withers to have him revive me? We have the gold for it. I mean, we can if you want to just have us run. Look, I am, I am, I am. It was good knowing your referees. I've decided to turn over a new leaf. All right, bye-bye. I it is truly heroism that is more important. And in this moment, I let you go. I just don't know which way to go to be faster. Live without live without me.  Wait, wait, wait in here, grab my Yankee, wait, uh, cast by their fall.  I can't.  Yeah Cuz that because that way is not gonna lead us anywhere you got to come back this way. Yeah, that's true. All right. I'll come back that way All right I'm gonna start walking. There's only one thing left for me to do Hey, you have to end your turn to oh, it's environmental turn. Yeah, I know what to do What are you doing?   Damn, I really don't know the scratches here This way this way Are you? I'm a rothay. I gotta run remember Remember scratch Remember that we once lived Which way are you taking me? Oh over here. Oh, we're out of turn. We're out of turn. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, this is uh, this is this is gonna be a tpk No Hmm Shit, whoa, what the heck? Hello Jesus. Yeah Game over classic Classic game Amazing the party has been defeated What happened Oh, I didn't know you had to run away That's my bad. I'm gonna summon scratch this time though. I'm gonna. I'm gonna see what happens. Yeah, let's let's go ahead and try that No clever the delayed Emma Emma's delayed. Um, did he just summon the dog? Oh my god, what's up, Emma? I can hear you holding backwards It makes me upset You don't worry, you don't need to specify many things could be about this could be true All right scratch Do my bidding everybody go to twitter.com Uh Everyone go to twitter.com and ross dabby uh, not only about killing the dog, but also about his jank ass desk If scratch can't do it, I have an idea and I can do it. What's the idea? I can gash his form.  I want to hear the sound again.  Never mind Don't do it. Oh no, everything's in motion. Everything's gonna explode quick. We gotta go scratch is still in there Okay, I think I can do it Yeah, I did it I didn't know that would work Honestly, I'm gonna dismiss him. I can do it. Goodbye scratch. I dismissed him. Oh, he's okay. He's okay. That's great. He's a good boy All right, let's go. All right, and your turn run. Where are we too fast? Are you guys not out yet? No I wonder what happens to you about if it just runs out of power instead of going into sleep mode All right, let me let me make my run and then I'll end my turn after I'm done running Does the world start to turn to a crawl? Yep, uh Emma, do you have featherfall? I do Okay, so once we get there, I will cast it. Yeah, I think we need it once we need to get like here It's pretty damn far Um, there's twisting vines right here. Okay, you have missy step. That's good. That's good Where do I go? Where do I go over there up here? On my way Oh, Junthic. What's that in your pocket? Oh, oops. I drank it All right, nobody jump until you get here Uh, don't worry about On the next turn wait I'm not fast enough help If we are to end I want you guys to hear my favorite song I Watch out for the grasping vines that are like around here that stopped me last time Give me a minute I am my turn Okay, we're gonna barely make it out We're gonna barely make it nice. No, no feather falls active. Let's go. Everybody jump. Let's go I can't jump. I've still all have I'm only at my bonus action I don't know what to do I don't know why you can't jump as an action All right, that's my turn That's about my whole turn to getting over here. And then how do we how do I leave? Like you're just if we all get down there. We're good. Wait. Wait. Can you ping it again? Just the the ground. Oh where I am. Okay. Okay. I thought we had to keep going got it. No, uh Just push gore funky off push me All right, I'll end it here last round Daffy if you push me, I'd be really funny or grandma Yankee. I do it. Do it push me push him. Oh, I forgot I could have thrown you I can't because if I push you I use my yeah, you can't jump. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah Go jump. Wee Nice. Oh, you jumped really far Jump Daffy Grammy Yankees get the hops But it says not enough resources Do you not have your bonus action? Do I need to dash to jump? No, if you've used in too much of your movements. Oh, yeah Then yes, I dash to jump.  Good night There's an interesting conversation nearby. Oh, yeah, really So cool interesting conversation We killed all of the gith children here He's fine. He'll make it. He's gonna get out of here Oh guys, I left my epi pen in there That's fine. We'll just pay $600 for a new one I'll need a couple more cavern creepers and I can make you Guys, do you know what that feeling was? Do you know what that feeling was? What was it? That was the feeling of killing So many people at once. Oh, yeah. Yeah a lot of gith are dead Yeah, we this is a dark urge playthrough Good night, clever Good Down. Oh, there it is Who wants this? Oh the blood of lethander. I mean you want this cool mace. I know. I don't even want it Oh, well fine, I guess. Yeah, it's pretty You can see life or something. Hey guys, I'm glowing lethander's light. Yo, that was so worth it Nice, I mean we killed the main enemies. So that's good 1d6 plus 2 damage and potentially 1d4 radiant damage. Yes Awesome It actually it does more than that. It's actually a really good magic. No.  Uh, where are we going? What's what else is around here? Well, we still have it down the under dark We do have the under dark. Yeah, if you want to do that We go anywhere. There's something there's something up here that We might want to no not up here, but there's another pass somewhere that we might want to say before we get there It's not there. Yeah, there's we can go that way which is up tack two or we can go to under dark Let's go to the under dark. I don't want to miss the under dark Yeah, let's do I mean we can all we can already teleport there. Oh, can we I thought we found the saloon. I out post. Yeah under dark saloon. I am post. Yes. I am going there That felt if we don't want to do the saloon I outpost either because grandma yankee has feather fall now We could actually go down the spider pit. Oh, that's right But it's in the spider pit where we got mulled by minotaurs. That is true, but I feel like we're stronger now Yeah, we can beat them as long. I think if we long rest before we go down there, we'll be fine Yeah, cool. So go to camp someone. Yeah, well someone needs to teleport first Oh, okay, somebody did not do it. Sorry. I think it plugged. I'm sorry. How do you all right? We'll try again. Do it again. Do it again. What are we doing? Do it again. Try again teleport again Okay to where there There we go.  Why is a steering in green a hag dead Why what does he want it's green? Yeah, he's green Lysel's talking to me. I think she's mad.  So Okay, their outline shows up green like that. Yeah Oh I'm getting chewed out by Lysel. One sec. One sec. One sec. I'm on my way.  All right. All right. Give me two seconds Let me see. Let me see why she's so upset Because we lack it absolve my skin rescuer my heart and each you may take me worthy I'm so sorry Lysel all that death and destruction. There's there's really is no excuse We really should have brought you with us. Don't look at the morning stone on my back. Just don't just don't Next time think twice before getting grabby with powerful relics and mysterious wait.  Oh god.  We're we're fine Yeah, she's real tough to get rid of Well, that's good. Anyway, let's go to bed All right Oh, actually before we go to bed. I I want to speak to withers. I want to change some of my stats because I uh I got those Yeah, I'm gonna dump dexterity now because I don't need it I'm half regretting mickey and grandma because I don't feel cool romancing any of the characters in this play through I'm treading playing Guys my I you can rename your character too, which is funny. I feel like gorf instead. Hell, yeah Gorf Guys, I'm gonna be gorf now. I I feel a lot of people. I feel like it can't be walk around gorf. Funky I'm a murderer Thematically I am simply gorf the conqueror all of that and all I did was raise my constitution by one Oh my god No, it's fine though. I'm raising my intelligence and wisdom a bit now so that I can be a little bit more of a skill monkey Yeah, nice uh That's good And then it looks like it saved all of my case I forgot that uh, I forgot that jacob was uh Sorry spores bard. I mean uh spores druid. Yeah Oh, I forgot I was gonna step on your toes again and also I kind of just want to cast fireball centered on me all the time. Yeah Especially now you can misty step into a group of enemies and then do it Or funky's hair is growing right now so Or sorry gorf Yeah, gorf's gorf. I'm gorf now No longer will he look like my co-worker? I like that his hair grows a little bit. I just get like a cool hairstyle though Like I just gotta pick something kind of cool Yeah Yep, that's fine to What's next for tune six hair journey? Absolutely not abduration. There are not enough abduration spells in the game Yeah, but the abduration ability is good. It's cool, but like it relies on you do using, um Abduration spells and I just oh, yeah, that's true. I guess we'll take ice knife and chromatic Except I forgot which spell I took for my second level. I think it was sleep Oh I don't remember see it already. God knows hold person I need to remove curse. Well, no hold person is a isn't that a third level spell? No, it's no it's a second. Oh second level third row Steep step. Hello there theoretical potato. Oh, I look different I'll just make my hair red Yo The blood of all the gith that we killed Come back as stains Yeah I'd dye my hair to remind myself of my sins Ooh hot I can't get my beard to not be pink and I don't know why Arcane lock is an abduration spell Yeah, it's protection. I Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, it's protection.   I can get actor which will increase my riz anyway Oh the actor feet. Yeah. Oh the actor feet. Yeah, why not? Like the feet with actors. Yeah, uh, I'm just I'm I'm not gonna cut my hair, but I'm gonna shave that beard Oh, okay, that's that's probably a good idea Oh, my hair color didn't transfer even though I put all black It's still red If I if I take the actor feet and I already like have expertise in Deception and performance what will happen? Um, I don't know. I think nothing Nothing, I mean like it doesn't go higher than expertise. Yeah That's the way he said that I think nothing Just waste my time that would be really disappointing Yeah, like it's not gonna make it better like more better More better What other uh charisma based feats are there then I forgot I have the gif yanky egg I forgot that I We got the egg There we go Here I'll look it up just to be safe That's probably a good idea because I will take actor otherwise All right, I I'm gonna go look for a snack real quick. So I'll be back Why is my beard pink? What's happening?  Did anybody else find any cool dies? I'm looking through your inventories I will share my inventory stuff Yeah, uh, I wish I had known that or else I wouldn't have done that whatever Oh, it didn't it doesn't work. Uh, yeah, it doesn't work like that Damn, yeah, it's very very upsetting Otherwise, I would have uh not done that I would have I would put my expertise not taking expertise in In deception and performance. Yeah, I would have put them in something else.  There's lots of other better feats to be honest Uh Yeah, but I need something or you're trying to get charisma. Yeah, I need something that raises my charisma performer I gain musical instrument proficiency Nice. Nice. Nice.  I just did Uh, you know what? Yeah, I'll take lucky. That's kind of funny. I'll take the improvement and then I guess I'll bump up my uh My wisdom to 14 whatever There you go Or I could take Or actually I'm going to buff up constitution this for time and then I'm going to take tough as my feet next next thing Because tough doesn't doesn't tough give a plus. I don't think tough increases your fun. Does anything Uh, no This is I think only Oh, I don't know about the game though durable maybe but that's in dnd I don't know no durable. Nope durable does increase con and it says you regain full hit points each time You take a short rest which could oh that is such a good feed actually that could that could be useful And that is pretty good.  Oh my god.  All right, that's what I had left over Oh, great. He's going to the bar. Great. He's going to the salon. I like your your your your pink frosted tips Thanks. Thanks. Yeah, thanks. Yeah Actually, there's the red they're staying red at the blood of our enemies cloud and then I can replace the spell. Do I have Healing word yet? No, I don't I need to get rid of something in particular word.  I threw you out of cat form. Yeah, y'all really I I like that you lose lathander's light as a cat right Like lathander's like, no, no, not a cat. All right, I'm ready to go All right, let's go. I'm a cat. So I'm getting an haircut. Hang on Okay, I'll talk to a steering while I wait None of these haircuts really scream grandma I Didn't they put a beehive haircut in the game? No, right? Just pour it over fallout four hair. Yes That's pretty grandma. Oh, that's you Your name's just gorf now talk to me um Or He didn't hear me say that. No, I was busy doing other things I know I'm just gorf Oh, you're just gorfin around. Okay. Maybe I'll be gorf funky again later But for now my reputation can't be gorf funky the killer. I gotta be at least gorf Let's do this. I hope I go to bed as a cat. Look at chun.  We didn't push. Yes somebody. Oh my god.  I don't know. I'm just Cast the spells Look look I can sit on this little thing Ignis Ignis Ignis That's how they used to say it back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, that's how we used to say it That's how grand manky does Ignis Agnes We're taking a long rest. Yeah deeter just is not here Okay, sorry about that. I'm back. Sorry. Except the sleeper quest The sleeper quest You got to sleep first We were Why are we in turn base most because I clicked the wrong button?  Don't get fireball. Stop denying there. Ah, go to bed There we go. I'm tired of this. Fireballs for sleep.   Yeah, your blade speaks for you kick rack You've come for blood Child of gith.  No, trust him. Trust him Grand mey. Ah, yes. Take the sword. Trust him trust me My blade rests Mother gith tells you to listen Oh It's a nightingale It's the one nipple in frame I want people to see my macavelian goatee I think i'm a cat Oh, yeah, you're not here Look, look, you can see my little ears. I saw I saw you You can see my tiny ears. They sometimes come up I can't see them anymore any ears are down there though You did go to sleep as a as a cat. It's great How did he survive the blast? Yeah, I don't think he was there. Oh, yeah, he wasn't there He's got a dragon. Right.   He's got a head of disguise that's making him a gif right now Who can we trust? He he's making himself look exactly like he is he just got rid of that zit that was on his nose I haven't seen this grandma Yankee cap outfit before Grandma Yankee threw away her clothes originally and this is the best clothes I could find I will See I did the first half, but not the second half.  It's like Do not make me even or betrayer. Yeah, outcast is what I would think Probably is outcast No, that's the tiefling character No, that's uh, that's my favorite hip-hop duo together. We will be a charlotte. I think it means hussey Outcast nice The new dance a psionic detector.  Thanks for waking me up in the middle of the night. This could have been an email This could have been an email You could have cast sending Yeah Man, I love Disillusioned from my god. Well, I'm going back to oh, hey, there's characters that want to speak to us. No, no, they don't need to It was probably uh, blazell Being like so my god. All right, you're going to sleep. All right, never mind It's the middle of the night, lazelle. Give it a rest Yes, he's like he'll talk in that one strange. What do you think and we're all asleep? She's like I'm deeply uninterested in your problems lazelle. I'm sorry Living camp What no, I wanted to talk to my cousin. Oh, I just got my grandbaby. I got kicked out of camp Oh What does it happen? I think I me leaving campaign everyone leave camp.  I just got to the oh I think the game just shut down The game just closed Boots with the fur File verification Was looking at her He would like me to verify my installation, but I know that that would take a million years So I'm not going to do that.  Am I the only one So, I don't know what that was all about, but I really hope you don't have to talk to me I really hope that we don't have to talk to people again. That would be my worse nightmare Sorry, I'm in the menu It's what the monkey version of sorry Yes, it is my players were going through a Desert valley and I like couldn't figure out what music I needed to play for them So I scrambled and just threw Gerudo valley at him For the last two sessions and Davy killed my entire party Yeah Two sessions ago the entire party tpk'd and I mean we ran with it Uh, but Emma wasn't there. So Emma's character was locked behind some rocks Uh, and was not able to tpk with the rest of the party. So now But uh, yeah, there was a cave in and Emma decided to like Emma's character decided to like To just unlock those. Yeah, exactly Use the arcane lock on We did get level six though. So my build has come into fruition.  All my friends are dead Now I'm getting real mad all the time because I took a level in barbarian Okay, yeah I I Cannot explain to you how excited I am to finally be level six. I've been waiting So long I'm joining. Uh, it looks like it saved us right after the Oh, nice. Sweet. So so we're actually good. This is perfect I'm so excited as well I now get hit by an inch on all of my athletics In the chat None of your dudes are going to be able to outgrab me Tail is old as time I'm going to be suplexing so many wolves you guys Hell yeah, uh Okay You want to talk to lisa lisa booze? Yeah. Hello, grandbaby Do you like my like my walk? Do you like my gore funk? My gore walk? Oh, yo. Oh, did you get new hair? I did I did. Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately.  That's true. Yeah. Oh One good thing about us killing all the gift. We have the last egg The the the the crash will live on Hey, yo, I can pick pocket. Davy.    What's he doing? There's only one way of settling this back. Oh Oh Um, Grammy Yankee's two severed heads. What don't look at my stuff guys They're just they're I'm holding them for a friend I'm free. What's the name of your friend? I have I have Who's to bring you? Charles Reverie look what I found in Grammy Yankee's pockets. Who would you find this stop? Those are mine? Put them back where you found them.  Give me my head Give me my heads back. I don't I didn't take anything Give me my head. My hands are clean Grammy. Not a notty boy. Not a grandma. I would you know, I would never give you head Not each other. Oh my god There you go. Oh god, she's casting a spell. Please bear me A mage hand. Oh no, there it goes. Come back here. Come back here. Not a child. No My mage hand is gonna pinch you in the cheek Ah Down down down by delivered Wait, can I pick I can pick pocket the albari cub? I thought you were about to say you could pick pocket the mage hand and that would have been great Do you know the game told me there is no pocket to pick you tried and that's what matters Oh, it's like mage hand doing flips I keep trying to hit Reverie, but it just won't connect All right, ain't that how it goes though.  All right, let's leave camp. All right, let's go Uh, how do we leave camp? I took three damage sweet Do I'll be there took three damage That's too bad.  I'm googling that right now.     Yeah. Yeah do that do that do that Like yeah, don't press leave camp just teleports to somewhere on the map. Okay. I'll try that I'll bear our back text the discord if you guys uh to succeed. Okay. Oh, they do make eggs I should make eggs Uh, I just want oma rice I've never had it, but I've always wanted it What eggs and rice Uh, uh, it's it's oma rice. It's a it's a like a Like an almost french style omelette served on top of fried rice with usually like demi-glace or ketchup It's pretty big in japan It is loading ever so slowly Yeah, it's so odd Where it's launching, but it says downloading content What is happening? Was there an update that I missed? I don't know how we I don't think we would be able to be playing on the same Um, no you you can because I remember when the the the patch that introduced the mirror came out We were streaming and Middle of the stream it closed my game and forced me to download the patch. Okay. Well, this is very annoying So I guess maybe it's a hot fix I mean either way it's eight percent downloaded so I can wait for a little while Yeah, I'm gonna go get a drink or something. I don't know All right dream is on intermission break I've returned. Let me look at how long my I'm at 25 percent. You guys still there? I'm muted So, yes, I'm still here. Hell, yeah So bench is not comfy so ever Uh, yes, have you seen did you did you watch the newest episode of scabby toilet? I am not going to answer you Pick up under a few. I'm let me see. Let me see you real quick just out of curiosity a morbid curiosity What?  It's already at five million views I want to kill myself You haven't even seen it. You don't understand why he's like it so much This is a public cry for help um I will help you. Don't you worry. I need everyone in the chat to shame him for watching Diarrhea for children. It's not trying to push diarrhea for children You haven't seen it. I I feel like I feel like you don't understand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's toilets But it is legitimately Very good. And I I'm somebody who enjoys, uh, like internet animations I really like youtube animations and scabby toilet is unironically A very competent well done piece of media Cannot believe that this is true I cannot expose myself if I'm not gonna It's 65 episodes apparently. Yeah. I mean, they're only like a minute and a half long each That's it's too long. It's too long It's too long. It's too long because I think I'm scabby toilet Well, you you just need to watch it. It is an epic saga but of of constant struggle victories defeats And and the hope the perseverance for tomorrow and that is I have this There's so much on my backlog and there's new stuff coming out all the time. It's so fast You'll breeze through it. It's an hour and a half. Yeah, that's an hour. That's one movie That's one movie, Emma I have to I do you know, I have to watch so much anime.  No, no, no, no Just just give it a try look at one of those scabby compilations and boot it up and just let it ride and see If you can't understand why people enjoy it so much because it is so good I There's so much coming out right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're just gonna fall back on that May I have to watch I have to watch the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you. All right, okay That's gonna take up a lot of my time And that's a real show that's coming up and I'm actually kind of excited about it Yes, of course, of course. Yes.  Of course, you're not going to buy one. You're going to make your own I am absolutely not making scabby toilet merch What up?   No No, no Oh, it's too hard The windows in this apartment are open. I can't be seen I mean your windows Yeah, Jacob's in the windows. Jacob. I can't let him know that I've watched that. What's up? Tell her the truth. Tell her tell her how scabby toilet has changed your life What are you talking about? Tell her how scabby toilet is the best thing that you've seen on youtube Skippity toilet. He's a father. He's not part of this. Thank you. Thank you He's not chronically online He's a father. I've never heard of this. I'm pretty I'm a pretty chronically online father I don't know how that okay. All right. Well Skippity toilet?   Well, the next generation has found them and Yes, no, I know about this. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know spiraling epic and and emma is writing it off like just Sight unseen because its name is Skippity toilet and so she's like it's garbage for children Just like all of the other sfm's were G mod is pretty brain dead. I gotta be honest. It's pretty. Thank you.  All right. We're just like skipping in the middle I am the only adult here I am so much older. I am so old. I have no time emma's one of those people who's like, oh, I can't watch shira because i'm too old That's not true. I will watch shira. I will watch shira. You'll watch shira the the cartoon for children But you will watch skibbity toilet. I will not watch skibbity toilet. Skibbity toilet.  It has like 10 episodes. It's called fiona. Yeah fiona.  It's so good. It is. I can't stop thinking about it. Uh, yeah I was so confused about why you were late on this trend because you were like, oh my god I know I fell behind. I fell behind and I was like I fell behind and I was like man. This is this is old news I know I know I finally finished it today and oh my god. It's so good. Uh, unfortunately We can't talk about spoilers in the middle of a stream, but yes, I would love to talk about fiona in cake I know it is it is beautiful. So good. Uh, it is beautiful. I try honestly I may it may be reasons he buys, but it may be like in my top five. Yeah, it's such a perfect 10 episodes I think I think for the one time that I tried to talk to Logan about adventure time Uh, he talked to me about how much he hated obsidian because it ruined marcelline's character And I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah What about obsidian? What's obsidian?  He was talking nonsense when he said it and I ignored him Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry obsidian obsidian is the adventure time distant lands episode about marcelline and uh and pb I may have not watched it What the fuck? I haven't seen distant lands yet.  What are you? You you really need to watch that. I know I do. I know I do. No, no, no, I'm I'm I'm toxic and terrible But I I need to watch it.   Well, yeah, I'll watch it. I'll watch it So so if you do watch it, uh, there is an order that you have to watch it in and it's not the order that they released in And it's a little annoying Uh, because like due to production issues, they had to swap out the third and the fourth episode. So Uh, Sorry, spencer was saying something to me. Can you say that again? Uh, so there is an order you have to watch it in because the production company Uh, like there there was an issue with production and they had to swap out the third and fourth episodes So the third episode is actually the last episode. You don't okay. So watch one two four three Yeah, what one two three You can really watch the other three however you want but one two four three is how people usually do it You have to watch the third episode last The one about fin and jake.  It will It will haunt you. I'm prepared to cry Oh, and by the way, spencer was saying. Yeah, the tattoo is is the big thing Definitely not the fact that my daughter is named Marcelline What you mean I forgot about that one. I never knew that's what you named your daughter. Yeah Well I do sure like that funny ha ha show is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world of the world I used to say I sang that to her when she was born. Oh Yeah, I was in the hospital. I sang that to her I still do sometimes you were just in the hospital.  Sorry, I don't treat you like you're perfect like oh in little royal subjects, too What spencer? We're dabbiest to verify his files. We're gonna play in a minute. Anyway, I can't watch 91 Too busy watching umo musume pretty derby. Oh my god. All right, cool.   Have you seen big top burger?   No. Yeah, it's big. Oh, you gotta watch you gotta watch it It's only they're only about a minute and a half long episodes. You can get right through them It's really this is a very good spencer. By the way, are you aware they're keep yelling about skibbity toys? Yeah Emma you could have been three episodes in already Steve I could have but I am not and I'm a better person for it. No, incorrect It's on youtube. It's just a youtube animation Yes, no Spencer will always be there for me through thick and thin whenever I need her she will always be my rock Thank you I think you would enjoy big top burger more actually jacob you would love big top big top burger Yeah, it's a little youtube animation made by worthy kids the guy who made that one uh, like, uh The yoda palpatine video.  Oh my god. I just said that like recently dispenser I was like, I don't know why but the second like a medium is like 2d animation. I go feral. Yep Tales from a lethreon big top burger.  Although that show is trash I gotta watch the new castlevania castlevania, dude castlevania is amazing. Spencer literally is watching castlevania right now Oh, yeah, it's so good. Good I just finished the first season like a couple of days ago I know we're talking. I know we're not necessarily mentioning anime here, but anime does fall into this within the past like year two years um Attack on titan is peak fiction. I'm just saying Oh, no, jake.  I haven't I haven't seen the most recent season Season it was very I think it's boring for what it was. Yeah, sorry. I didn't hear the name Attack on titan. Oh, I stopped watching. Yeah It's kind of that thing where it's like, I don't know if there's anything new recently, but the seasons I saw kind of Dropped off way. I mean I got really I got really annoyed by how long the the show was taking so I read the manga and then I didn't need to Watch the show anymore because I was really more interested in what was going on than I was Interested in like any flashy visuals Uh Out of all the takes you could have on attack on titan it being boring is the most insane I couldn't get through this first season. I couldn't get the first season is action packed I I Out of every anime or show I've seen there's action almost every single episode.  Fine. I'll give it another shot. I'll give it another shot You should you should I you have to stick around you have to stick around after the stream So I can show you the first five minutes of simphagy. Okay, really quickly right of uh season three episode one of So remind me now how like how to teleport somewhere else because it looks like my map and m m Okay, m and then Should I get a bladed village? I'm sorry on the right. Yeah Which one bladed village or site sell you night outpost Sell you night outpost. Yeah, that's where we're trying to go. There you go. A player can't currently travel Okay, none of us are in there. I think yeah What? Just try to just try to push leave camp then just try that again because he did verify leave camp Down down down by the river Oh, uh, oh, I'm not really liking the fact that it's still it's up 33 percent So it gets to 33 and then it locks up and it's just did it again. What nope Yeah, this is not good. Uh, it's it's loading, but it's still at 33 Okay, we'll just give it just give it a sec. Yep. I'm giving it a chance I think that teleporting may have been the answer though Because I think that there might be an issue with it trying to like teleport us Into the place we just blew up Yeah, because there's like a spot that you go to. Yep. I think that really might be is that we Okay, I'm gonna try one more time. I'm gonna try to like actually teleport this time And if that doesn't want work then we will figure something else out. All right I'm not trying to exaggerate or anything though That's the only reason I was being so petty and angry because normally I'm happy to agree to disagree whatever But like I've I've watched attack on titan I think four or five times now because I've watched it with so many of my friends because I'm like I'm I'm subjecting you to this you have to watch this. It's so good No, for me, it's like once it once it felt like it stopped being about the titans Then I was like, I don't really care anymore. Cool. You misunderstood the entire show. No, no, no You Okay The first season is about the titans and what you could turn into that I should be able to watch the entire season about those things They understand they're there, but I don't care about who's ordering what and what kind of armor you're wearing I don't really care about that show me more about that. That's freaking titans What is it about? What is it about armor? This one character has armor. My man just wanted my man just wanted a Biomecha anime. That's what he wanted. Oh really? Yeah, don't watch Ava. I don't like mecha anime.  No, it does. No, it really does.  I'm sorry Even Gillian is not a good show. It is a fever dream from a man who didn't know what he was doing And shoved a christian like motifs into everything haphazardly Just because he thought he could I have it right here. Emma. Davi. It's in my hands. It's the contrarian award. You win You did it. Good job guys. You aren't the norm That's so edgy and cool of you.   Yeah that that's really it because he fucked the ending but the movie fixed the ending I mean, yeah, the movie was better But honestly, I liked this is this is my contrarian point though I liked the first ending because like it was the first time where I felt like The person who was making it was able to say what he was trying to say Rather than like getting to the point of it all because that's what the show kind of felt like It was it felt like it was constantly just getting to the point I'm gonna go with a anime take that none of you are gonna have any context for all right. Let me try that Love live All right, I a player cannot currently travel. So why why is that? Is it because I need to like link everybody into my thing? Maybe yeah, maybe put every so if you put everyone in the more player toggle Toggle multiplayer that you can toggle group too. Yeah toggle group. Oh, how do I where I do that? Down below you're uh on the left where like all the character portraits are There's like two buttons toggle group stealth and toggle group toggle group. There we go All right, and then I try to work. Yeah, player cannot currently travel Okay, all right. So let's try loading back into the game all of us. Okay. It seems good Okay, I'll untoggle the group At the very least we just go back a save Actually, just do that just go back a save Uh load game or I'll load in. Oh, I'm already loaded again. Oh, well, it doesn't matter You can just load a save and then we'll load in whatever we'll see I'm fine with like with with the game crashing one more time Just to make sure because the last save that I have is before we touched the rod I've discovered that the secret to making jacob really really mad is to say that attack on titan was boring Which mind you it's so weird because I did not make that game at all And I was still just caught in the crossfire because I said I didn't like even galleon a show that jacob. Have you seen it? Uh, I've seen it. So let's move on.  I was just saying I'm just I have a lot of friends that like it Uh, I um and I've watched like a little bit. I've watched like half of it. Oh, yeah What I watched I liked and what I watched I liked. Okay Um, but anyways, uh, no, it's it's funny because you can definitely be like I don't really like attack on titan like it's just not really my favorite All right, I don't agree but like I understand but to call it boring Like out of all the things that you can criticize it for there's one thing that it isn't and it's not I don't think that action necessary Like like necessarily translates to excitement like I think it's so good because it's so character driven Like that's what makes it's like so exciting for me because it's like one of the only animas I can sit down and watch because it like keeps my intention. Um, I don't know. It's just just funny Also, there's there's a lot of criticism that you could give the story and deeter's like it's not about titans anymore And it's like oh my Fine fine fine. That's that's right. They were literally what I'm just coming out of the goddamn walls. What oh, yeah But like no, I didn't I didn't care about the the political intrigue that was going on within the cities I wanted to learn more about like the mysteries of the titans themselves without So much of like who's governing and I understood what it was about. All I'm saying is I didn't care about that at that point Yeah, I know it is everybody in by the way. Oh, it's so beautiful. Yeah, I'm in I'm in deeter Yeah, I'm in okay. Let me try to teleport Underdark sell you night a player cannot currently travel. Is there a reason why we would not player What if I travel yeah try I mean you can do that. That's what made it crash last time, but let's see I feel like we're ramming our head into a wall that isn't gonna break. I think we should load a save Yeah, I mean just try it anyway. The worst that happens is I turn the game back on All right, I'm doing it. I left camp. Yep. The worst that happens is I turn the game back on I'm like I'm gonna have to load it anyway. So it just saves us like a minute at most Yeah, it's not gonna work. Yeah, 33 again. Yeah, 33. That's so annoying. All right I'm gonna guess it's because we tried to like rest in the area that we blew up and it's trying to load us into an area that like Or maybe trying to draw from an area that I don't understand why it says a player can't Tran teleport or whatever like that part's weird I think I know what it is It wants us to teleport back into a specific spot so that we don't Once you blow up the the gift thing and you go back It's gonna put you back to where you're supposed to go Which is why we had to long rest before we went back To anywhere else So because the game is forcing that kith rack of us Encounter so that we sleep and do that But I think what happened was we were trying to teleport out instead of resting So the game doesn't know where to put us and it can't teleport us somewhere because it doesn't It's caught in a loop and so we we we kind of have to break it and and Do that bit again. I think that's annoying, but yeah, whatever Yeah, it's not the worst thing in the world. We'll we'll just do it again. Sure. Sure. Sure. Also I think it's really funny that it just took us to uh, we like a little bit of this and uh, All all of us are yelling about anime. I think that's that's really funny That's so great.  They did it. It's amazing. And then he came back and was like, all right For my own personal bias reasons this movie or this this television show is terrible.  You're just having a hard time understanding the things I'm saying We'll win in how you just see the majority of people went into attack on titan going. I hope Aaron stays dead And we're just like no In that one particular instance, it was very funny that I thought that you are saying Pattern that dabby has had this is such a Okay, see once again, it's jakem not understanding what I'm saying you now have the responsibility of explaining the pattern Where we got it? We got it. All right. All right done. Let's see it. Let's see it It uh, so in balder's gate I don't have an exact example because I'd have to stretch through my entire mind But I can definitely find you more as we play the game Right, uh, if we interact with an npc and then you make an assumption about the npc and then the npc either addresses Or uh makes that assumption, uh, not a thing anymore.  I don't what's up? Do you know what sarcasm is?  Can you can you explain it to me?


What is going on everybody, Estas here. Welcome back to another video. So in this video, like you guys read in the title, I'm going to be showing you all my updated M1 Finance portfolio. What the M1 Finance portfolio was looking like right now. And if you guys don't know, I'm doing a series where I'm actually building an M1 Finance portfolio from absolute scratch. And this episode that you're watching is the second episode. And the whole goal of this series is to show you guys full transparency what I'm buying in terms of stocks and ETFs. The reasoning behind that and kind of to show you guys how I'm investing my money right now. And for those of you all that watched the first episode, you saw that I started out the portfolio with $100, which is what you need to start out a M1 Finance portfolio. And since then, I've added another $150 to the portfolio, bringing it up to $250. And the goal here is in the next couple of months to grow this portfolio to a couple of thousands of dollars. So if you guys again are interested in seeing that, subscribe to the channel, hit that notification bell. The playlist is linked down below so you can follow along with previous episodes and future episodes. And let's get into it guys. Without further ado, let me minimize my screen here. So you all can see my portfolio, like I said, $115 plus $135, it is worth $250. And I have it split down here to five slices, that's what the current pie has. And the goal here guys is not to have a fully built out portfolio in a week or two, that is very unrealistic. When building a portfolio, it's going to take months, sometimes years, because you need to find the right opportunities in the stocks and the ETFs. You're not just going to pick an ETF and then buy it when it's at the top, you're going to wait when it's at a good value at a good dip to start buying or at least that's what I personally do. So $115.18 is what it's worth right now. I've seen a total gain of about $0.18 with a return of about 0.16% literally in one week. So again, I started building this out this past week. And if we go to my holdings, you guys can see exactly what I'm owning right now and how many shares that I'm personally owning at the cost, the average price. So Altria is right now my biggest position. AT&T, you guys see VEA, which is the Vanguard FTSC developed markets. I own some Alibaba and I own some 3M. And another really cool thing about M1 Finance that you may be noticing right now is that yes, you can have partial shares, which is why I own 0.72%. Here, 0.72 shares, 0.59 shares. And this is very good for people starting out with a smaller amount of money. And it allows you to buy into some of these stocks that may be priced a bit higher, which may be difficult to get into if you're not allowed to buy partial shares. So Altria, AT&T, VEA, BABA, and 3M. So let's just hop into the reasoning very quickly why I'm holding these in my portfolio. So Altria, for those of you guys that don't know, this is a company that does a lot of different things. It's mainly known as a tobacco company and it sells Marlboro cigarettes here in the United States. That's the biggest brand that it sells. And that is not the reason that I'm actually in Altria. If it was the reason, that would be pretty dumb because the tobacco industry is shrinking. Cigarette sales are shrinking. Sure, they have price power where they can increase the price of cigarettes, but the overall industry right now is shrinking. The reason why I love Altria right now is because of its two investments for future growth prospects. One of those is the investment in Kronos, which is a marijuana company. So they're having, you know, they're dipping their toes into the marijuana business, which I personally think, as it legalizes across the United States, is going to be huge. And it's also dipping its toes into the Juul, the Juul e-cigarette, the vape pen, the vape cigarette, nicotine cigarette, which I also think is going to be huge over these next couple of years. And it's already proven to be a success amongst people that are trying to lean off of cigarettes. So that is the reasoning behind my Altria investment. And if we hop here to Altria, it's at a very juicy starting dividend yield. So this is a company where I plan on reinvesting the dividends and building that compound interest over time. I'm loving this. 6.56% dividend yield, market cap at 91.3 billion, with a pretty solid PE ratio here of 14.9. And if we hop over here to Altria, guys, you know, this is really an example here of not buying at the top. I'm not looking to just buy into companies when they're at the top. I like seeing value in companies before buying them. And this one in particular, a lot of the synth stocks, a lot of the tobacco stocks are at values right now. We hit the peak here at 66.50. Now we're at about $48 per share, which is actually a 25% dip from that peak, about 25, 26% dip. So my next holding here is ATNT, which is another one of those high dividend plays. You guys can see here, you know, the price of ATNT right now is at $34.30. And its dividend yield right now starting out is just shy of 6% at 5.95%. It's a pretty big company in terms of market cap at 250.3 billion. And its PE ratio shows a bit of value here at about 12.8. And just like MO guys, take a look at ATNT's chart. It's actually been doing quite well over these past couple of weeks. But over the longer term here on the three-year one-week chart, you guys can see previous highs on ATNT a couple of years ago were at $43.50, which if you do the little calculation here, that's about a 20-21% dip from those peaks where we're currently are right now at $34.30. So I do see some value right now in ATNT and I've been adding to this and actually my other portfolios as well. So I figured I'm going to add into it right here at $34.30. And my average share price is actually at $33.60. I have about $20 worth of ATNT right now, about .59 shares. And this is mostly guys a 5G play, which is the revolution of smartphones that is coming here in the next couple of years. So in my opinion, as 5G rolls out, iPhone sales are going to start to do very well. This is going to pump up a lot of the communications companies, stock prices, in my personal opinion, boost up their revenues, their profits. I think the business is going to see a pretty good amount of growth from that. And another thing I like about ATNT is the Warner Brothers acquisition and the fact that they're actually getting more into streaming right now, getting away from that traditional cable that is kind of in the past right now in my personal opinion, that traditional cable route of buying cable television. And you may be asking yourself, Stas, don't you think ATNT has a lot of debt? They do have a lot of debt. Nobody can deny that. But what I do like about ATNT is their debt repayment program, which is showing that they are taking action in repaying this debt quickly because that is what a lot of investors and shareholders want to see for the company to thrive and prosper over these next couple of years. So the next holding that I have here is VEA Vanguard FTSE develop markets. And this is really for me to dip my toes for the portfolio to dip its toes into some international developed markets that don't include the United States. So this is the website of this ETF. This is on Vanguard. And if we just go to portfolio and management very quickly, and you guys can see exactly what I'm talking about, right?  This is a way to just diversify in markets that don't include the United States. I think that is super, super important, right? And if we go back to the M1 Finance portfolio and we hit VEA, this also is a pretty nice dividend-paying fund. It has about a 2.78% dividend yield. And when you're actually looking at ETFs, it's super important to keep an eye on this expense ratio, because that is what you're going to be paying for that fund to be kept up with, right? And that's a 0.05%. And that is super, super low, guys. That's super, super low. So I'm really liking that. And assets under management here, $72.6 billion. And you guys can see non-US stock, cash, US stock, a very small amount here, other 0.05% and preferred 0.01%. It has about 4,000 holdings. So it's a very diverse ETF here. And its inception date was on July 19, 2007. So the next couple of holdings here that I do have, if we go to that, Alibaba, this is really just to get some exposure in the Chinese market. This is at a decent value right now. I don't think it's undervalued like it was a couple of months ago when it was $122 per share. If we go see Alibaba here, we were at into the 120s and we took a dip to 150 recently. This would have been a good opportunity to buy, but I didn't actually have the M1 Finance portfolio started there quite yet. So I figured I buy in right now a couple of shares or really just a partial share here. And the goal is not to have Alibaba be too big of the portfolio right now. I do think it is a little bit too large in my portfolio for my liking at about 20%. And that will go down in time as I do get into some more of these companies that I do plan on buying in. So that's really for the Chinese exposure and 3M wrapping back around to what I said a couple of minutes ago about a dividend king, 3M is a dividend king. And you may be asking yourself, what the heck is a dividend king? And what a dividend king is, is a company that has grown their revenues by or rather their dividend 50 consecutive years. And you guys can see if we scroll down here, 3M has raised their dividend for 60 years, which is absolutely crazy, right? And if we go to M1 Finance again, you guys can see right now the price of 3M is $172. The dividend yield right now is a 3.35%, which is a very good starting yield for a company that's growing their yield pretty nicely here with a payout ratio at about 50-60%, which is super low. And what that means guys is 50-60% of their earnings that they're getting every quarter are being paid out or rather every year are being paid out in the form of dividends, right? So you guys can see if you go to their EPS right now, I think it's like $9, $10, they're paying out $5.50 in terms of dividends. And a lot of these companies that I do hold here, guys, before we do wrap up, a lot of these companies are more stable companies. They're not in the growth phase. And this is because these are the companies right now that I'm seeing value in. And I'm not going to go out there and start buying Apple, Amazon, some of these growth stocks at the valuations they're at. This is what I'm talking about, building a portfolio. It takes time. And once those companies come down, some of these small cap ETFs, some of these growth ETFs, I'm going to start buying in more of those. But right now, the value is just not there for me, which is why you see the portfolio right now is more conservative, more of a dividend portfolio. And that's just how it is right now. But overall, guys, in a couple of months, I want this portfolio to be more focused on a growth. I want it to be more of a growth income portfolio, not too conservative. I want to have some conservative, maybe a bond ETF, maybe a couple of slower companies, slower growth companies like more 3M, AT&T, Altria, stuff like that. But I do want to have some apples, Amazons, small cap growth, small cap value, some more growth stocks in this portfolio when the time comes. So that is it for this portfolio update. And if you guys actually want to sign up for M1 Finance, there's a link down below. And right now, they're actually giving $20 if you sign up and put in $100 using my link. And think about it, guys, that's a 20% return right off the bat by using the link. If you put in $100, you get $20 back, which is very good. And this is only running for the month of July. So that's linked down below. If you guys enjoyed the video, feel free to like the video. If you guys want to see more content from me, more updates to the M1 Finance portfolio, hit that subscribe button, hit that notification bell, and also drop a comment down below. Let me know what you guys thought about it. So I appreciate all you watching. I'll catch you all in the next video. Peace out.