Welcome to the 1878 FM podcast, episode 26. I've hit me hand. I couldn't do the shing clap. Perth and Dave have done it and Perth just said I've got a wooden hand. It does look like you've got a wooden hand now. I can't bend the two fingers. If you went for a sprite hand, you'd have a mahogany hand. Honestly.  What have you done? Taking the kids saying last night and the goalies were doing something. It was fine. But as I dived, I've dived a million times. My fingers hit the astro when I hear the crack in the door. That's it. But then I carried on with the lesion a minute. And it never. But it's spraying the toilet. It's fine. That's your weekend ruin. What can you do? What can you do? Is it your left hand? It's the left hand somewhere. It sounds like it's usual. It's not going to stop me, son. It sounds like you're in Kes. I was taking a train in session in Kes. Slightly balding Bobby Charlton. Steps up for a penalty. What is? Bansley, you were lying on the floor just before we started recording. What was going on there? I got told you were kneeling up in your child's room. It's just fine. But basically what happened is on a Monday, we operate out of quite a big studio, really. Quite a big building. Dave Vitty will test the fire. He's been in a nice sleep. Ample parking as well for three hours. Ample parking, which is great. And the bus we will get you up here at some stage. But so there's loads of rooms. And we share the room. We've got a room. The red men are here. Now the red men decide now. They used to record their after show thing on a Monday morning. But in their own big studio. But now they've decided to come out into the communal area. And make a studio there. Someone say the kitchen? The kitchen. And not only do they do that. They then record as we're coming in. They know what time we're in. So they now record the same time as us. In the communal area. So for us to have a drink, I have to carry the coffee machine. Which isn't happening anymore? No. I mean one arm it have to be. I can't carry it with Captain Uxhand, can I? So I have to bring it in here. And it's on the floor. So when we come on. Mr Bush. And now you're going to say. That's my name you tit. But I was making pett of drinks. But I've got to kneel down so do it. Cos obviously. I see, I see. You're on the floor. I'm using the coffee machine. I couldn't give you the short answer. The worst thing is it's like half a cup. You can. Honest a God. Moun, moun, moun. With me wooden hand. Is my hand nor enough for you to take? It just looks honestly. Sorry, I'll do that. It's a hypothetical situation. In a world of bonding. If that was a fake hand you could remove it. And there was something underneath there. Whether it was a blowtorch. A blowtorch. A spike. Or blades. What would you have if you were a villain underneath the wooden hand? A gun. A gun. The hand would come off. And it would just be like a telescopic kind of thing. That's what you remind me of. That's what I am. Just tap, tap, tap, tap. I don't know why I'm holding it like that either. Because it looks really awkward because it's sort of slightly floppy and limp and doesn't really assume the same position. No. The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition. I had that. Use your word. That he's never used in his life and doesn't understand. No. How are you anyway gentlemen? Alright, thank you. I mean, aside from the obvious. Where by once again we are sliping slowly towards oblivion in my own opinion. But aside from that I'm quite good. Life is good. I had a nice weekend. Again. Bar the obvious. Bar the obvious. Not bad. Will you, Mr Bishop are you? Mae baut hyn o'n gwybod ei fod yn ddyfodol am'n vall o'n fath. Nid yw'n fath o'r rhain i ddweud yn gael i'r ddweud? Cywyd, nid beth. Mae yn ddweud, yn ddweud! Cyn bod, mae'n sgwrdd y gwlad yn gy Parte. Mae'n ei fath o'r rhain i ddweud, a wedi bod ddweud yn fath o'r rhain. Mae'n fixio i ddweud! Fydd o'r rhain i ddweud. Rydyn ni wedi bod yn diant yn ei ddweud mae'n bydd. Mwysau y rhaid i ddweud. ysgrifoedd, ond ar y dyfodol, a mae'r wych chi'n rhan o'r cyffredinol. Rwyf wedi'i wedi'u gael y tîtiad i'w ddyddai, gyda'r Sharedon Schmidt o Neffler. Fi'n bwysig. Mae'n gweithio, yna, oedd yn gwneud. Yn gyda'r gwybod, mae'n cysylltu ysgrifol o Bradford, ond mae'n gweithio yng Nghymru. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio. Mae'n gobeithio'n gweithio. There'll have a shot of them kind of walking down whatever, manning in lane or something and then they're in, on the escalator some Budapest. It was a lot of that. And they were prepared to let people film there. I doubled for a lot of places. You can just tell that they're just not flat in England but whatever. It was good, it was really good. Let's get the rubbish stuff out of way very quickly so we can just move on to other stuff. Mwys, mae'n fawr, mae'n fawr ddim yn ddigonio ar y cyfnod o'r ysgol fwy fawr, ond mae'n ddiwedd ar gyfer y llynu yn ymddangos, mae'n fawr o'r ddau. Mae'r cyffredin, mae'r ddweud o'r dros o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud, ac yn fawr o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud. Felly, mae'n dweud o'r gael yw Andy first. Andy, gallwch yn fawr? Diolch i chi i gael gwahodeg iawn, gallwn i'r ddweud â'r命hau, bod yn eu hunain sydd wedi'i gael gwahodeg iawn i ni'r sath, a'r ddweud a'r gweithio'r fath, a'r meddwl yn ei ddefnyddio. I gael gwahodeg iawn, mae'n meddwl iawn i ddim yn meddwl iawn, mae'n meddwl iawn i ddweud. Dwi'n meddwl iawn i ddweud â'r ddweud, Mae'n gweithio ffordd gilydd yn hoffi hwyl mewn eich rai o trawtiddod o'r ddylineb, ac mae'n ro ganai'r tabl. Mae'n rai o'n rai o'n rai'n gweithio'r weakend, mae'n rai o'n rai o'n rhan o'r cyffrediant iddynt, mae phobl yn ei uch yn i ni sicrhau bod i'n gweithio'n gweithio, wnaeth o ran hyn yn y lleiddol. Fyo yn aelod â chyfnod o'r rai, mae'n gweld i'n wych i'n gweithio iddyn nhw. Ond hefyd yw'n gweithio y pwn. Mae hynny'n gweithio gweithio, a fyddwn ni'n gweithio gweithio y dylai, a ddaeth fyddwn ni'n cael ei wneud hynny, bod oherwydd ddwy'n gweithio'r lleol, a'i gŵr i'n rhaid i'r hyn o'r gweithio i'r gyrs. Dave. Rwy'n gweithio. Dwi'n cwestiynau i'r adroddau a'r adnoddau i'r gweithio, mae'n gweithio'n gweithio ddwy'n gweithio i'r rhath. a dylai'r gweithio ar gyfer lleffordd a gwneud o'i'r gweithio yn olygu am greu. Oherwydd, byddai'n rwy'n angen i'r cyflwyno. A'r ffordd yn rhanfod o'ch dda'u bai Dysh, sy'n mynd i'r amser. Ond oherwydd, mae'n mynd i'n amser. Ond mae'n mynd i'r ffordd yn ddiffyniad, sy'n mynd i'r gweithio, dylai'r gweithio hynny i gael ei wneud. Cymru'n cael ei wneud am y drydd. Ac rydym yn wneud i ddod y gwnaeth fraiion i'rŷl iawn, a gynnwch ni Mmm. A'r ddweud, awn y graf hynny i rydym yn ei gwynedd sy'n gymryd, dydyn ni, ac rydyn ni'n fellyeth am y gyneddion, a yma hwn yn syniad o llawer o ymgyrch yn yr aeithio. Mae'r ddweud hon i wneud a'r ymgyrch ond mae o blisio'r bod yn dweud o'i beth yna yma ymgyrch yn yr un ar ôl yn dda i ddweud os ymlaen i lesiaeth i'r iawn. iawn i'n tynnu.  Na'r yma fynd ydych chi'n am tee肉, o bobl, ond bydd y gallu cael ei gyflwynnog yn derbyn i fynd. Felly yma'n rhai gan nodd, ac yn ddrwy'n bod yn ei wneud. Felly bydd yn yma'r Yfyrdfaeth. Felly bydda un o'r Yfyrdfaeth. Ac rydyn i gael eich ffordd, dyna'r ffordd o'r dyfodol dychydig, mae'r gwerthfer yn dda fel gyda'r ffordd, ac mae'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r hyffordd, ond mae'n dewis o rhaid i ddod. Rydyn ni'n mynd i gael bod'r dewis o'r ddweud i'r cyffordd, ac rydyn ni'n gwybod Brennan Johnson yn ddiwedd, dwi'n ddim ddweud yw'r ddiwylliant. Rydyn ni'n ddoch chi'n ei ddweud. I thought he was head and shoulders the best player on the pitch. On Sunday you look at you look at those other these games we've got coming up though. Obviously Brenford good the other night. So it's Brentford Chelsea spurs man United full on. I mean, that doesn't wear where the perfect thing that I don't even know how many points you think you get out of that those. Just to slightly disagree with what you said before, Andy, is that A rwy'n cael y gynharu, fy mlynedd arall eich cyntaf, ym de llyfr iawn i'r cyffredig... ...y ddweud bod y cyfrindi a'r debyg yw'r cyffredig yn ei dweud o'r cyfrindio... ...y'r cyfrindio? Merthyr a cyfrindio, mae'r cyfrindio eich cyfrindio yw'r cyfrindio. Ond rydw i… ...y'r cyfrindio eich cyfrindio eich cyfrindio? Cyn ddych chi ddweud amser, mae'r cyfrindio eich cyfrindio... ...y ddweud y bydd y cyfrindio eich cyfrindio eich cyfrindio mewn cyfrindio... gyda'r bod yn ymwneud yn ymwneud ond mae'n gael ei gael iawn i nhw. Felly mae'n ei ddweud i ymddangos ddwy modd yn ddechrau. Ond rydw i yn yn ymddangos, mae'n ddweud o'r iawn i'n gŵr. Rydw i'n ddweud o'r iawn i'n ddweud, mae'n ddweud o'r iawn i'n ddweud. A pob i'r unrhyw'r unrhyw, mae'n ddweud o'r unrhyw o'r iawn i'n ddweud. Mae gymryd ddim yn y gŷn, mae rhai'n dweud â'r llun yn gyfnod yn eu ddenolion. Mae'r ddweud yn teimlo, ac mae nhw'n tarloddwy'r cwmwysg! Mae nid oedd ychydig wedi digwydd. Mae'n dweud o'r ddechrau o�� ac oed o'r ddefnyddio. Ac, fel Davidhead, mae a pholwst yn ynno. Lleidau, mae hwn yn ymd afryd, fel mae'n digwydd ddweud y y lydlig. Yn fynd i ddweud stallion o'r ddefnyddio, ond mae'n dweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud. Mae'n oes iddyn nhw'n mynd i gyd, ond mae'n rhaid hynny'n gwneud, rhaid hynny'n gwneud i'r ffordd a'n gael ar y drwyfgol yw Llyfr Enw, felly mae'r ddweud. Fy fydd yn wneud, rwy'n meddwl yw. Fy wnaeth eich bod ydych chi'n meddwl yw, rwy'n meddwl y tu, yn eich ddweud yn ddweud yw'r ddweud. Mae'n... E'n ddweud, yno, eto. Mae'r problem' arall, fel y gallwn y gallwn ni'n gweithio'n llysgwchionedd a gfryd lle i'n meddwl am eu cyflosionnus. Ond mae'r ystafell eich odd wench sy'n ddweud â'r listau newydd ar y ddechrau'n phoblau y gweithgaf ar yr hyn a i'n gwneud i gyd yn cherddunderfynu. Rydym yn tynnu am gwybod am gweithgafol, mae'n gweithgafol angen o ran ff pissedigol, oherwydd mae'n ddoch chi i'n dod yn gweithgafol maen nhw, Ond ydych chi'n gilydd o'r cyfan ar gyfer pwysig. Ond onig hon hwnna'i會 gwaith. Ond oherty, sydd hwnnw'n gadw'n ei wneud ar y mynd, ac lle mae'r hanlennu ar ddiwedd wedi gweld rŏg griffnol. Felly mae o'r rŏg heb o'r gweld rŏg gweld rŏg gweld rŏg. Mae'r gweld rŏg gweld rŏg. Prydi allan o'r cyffredig o'n cyffredig, a dym tychwp yna'n addysgu. A rhywbeth o'r cwrs bydd yn i'n gwaych nesaf, gyda'n fydd iron i'r gobl i'r gobl. Mae nid yw'n rŵn yn siwr i br anthropologym. Fel y gallwn yn rŵn i'r gobl, dron y gobl ti wedi ddweud o'r gobl. mae reilio yn mynd i'r gobl. Mae rhai'r gobl i'r gobl a gael y byddai pali ac yn gwneud dod yn llunio fe sy'n iaith i'r deisol. Mae'n mynd yn ymddangos. Mae Gwylodau yn TOG yn y beder i fynd? Felly mae'n zesaf? Mae'n sesam pwys. Mae'r gweithio yn hynny. Ond bynnw'n mynd i'r gwrthod i ddim yn gwneud dy yn bwysig. Mynd i ddim yn gweithio'r meddwl gyda'i gweithio'r meddwl. Mae'r cyndda i'r wedi'u gyda'u meddwl, mae'n gweithio i'w meddwl. Mae'r bwysig yn ddangos y blynyddu gyddi'n hyn o beth a'n mynd. Ond y gweithio'r meddwl yn yr olyf yn dechrau'r meddwl yn y cyflwyno. Mae'n ceisio bydd yn gweithio'r meddwl. fe' angen nhw'n ei licence byddi nhw. Roeddwn i wedi bod yn rhaid i ddechrau'n gwahanol, gofyni'n gwahodd cynaint yn ymhyfyddoedd sydd yn dweud. Mae'r gweithio erbyni i wneud yn ei ffwrdd iawn. Mae'r drifiadau o'r pryddyn ni, mae'r pethau sydd wedi'i gŵr. Llyfriau ei wedi'i gweithio arall y ddechrau. Mae'r ddweud fel hynny'n dweud ei chwanaeth. Mae'r ddwych yn gwahanol eich dwyliad cyffredigol ysbyddiol ar gyfer gwneud hyn. Mae'r tymp yn greu yn cael ei ddefnyddio. rydw i'w tro'n gael casadwn ymlaen? Mae'n siarad ymlaen nhw fel y gallwn amser nesaf ychydig i ddim yn ei ddylch chi i gael castadwn ar yотneil, ac â hyn mae canddio'n fflaen ydw i, Goron nhw'n ddweud ar yw hyd yn ysbyt, ac nid yn ymlaen nhw'n ddogfaniaeth, gallwn ei sreddo yn eu gyda i weithio, ma'ids gweld iddyn ni wedi eu bod yn ysbyt, dwi'n credu ymdweud eu holl i'n ymladd yn ysbyt? Rwy'n meddwl y mynd eu hwn yn llus gweld ymlaen. Felly gweld i chi, felly'r ffordd yn ychydig, a'r ffordd yn ystod yn ddod yn ystod, a fyddwn i'n rhaid yn bŷn i'n rhoi, a fyddwn i'n agweld i gael y gael a fyddwn i gael o bobl. Felly mae'n gwleidio'n gwybod, yna. Yn rhaid i'n gweithio, Dav, yw'n gweithio'n hanes o'r cyflod. Yn mynd i'w ffordd, mae'n cael cael gyflym o'r demedegafol fel y dydym ni. Mae'n gydig i'r ddweud o'r ddysgu ond, mae'n ddiolch â'r dyfodol. Mae hynny'n ddysgu'r iawn a'r ddysgu'r iawn mae'r ardal yn cael eu ddysgu'r iawn. Ond oedd yn byw'r ddysgu'r iawn i wella'r gofio y byddwch â hynny, fel y dyma yn y Llywodraeth a'r gael, mae'n ymwneud â'i ddysgu'r iawn. a gyda'r yw'r gweithio iechydwyd yn fynd i'r ysgwrs ymgyrch, a hyn i gael, mae'r gyda'r ysgwrs yn hyn. Na gyn ni'n gwneud bod yn ymgyrch yn ymgyrch, a mae'n gweithio iechydwyd yn ymgyrch, ond ac yn amlwg hynny o'r rhan o'r rhan o'r pr отвs, byddai'r ddau matur i'r newid, ac yn ddigonio'r mwyaf sy'n ei gyllwer i'n Gordden, byddai'n gweithlo'n gweithlo yn eich meddwl, yn ymgyrch yn ymweld gael y llwg yn barnhaf honno'i rhoi deill. Mae'r drwg er mwynfodol iawn i'n meddwl i'r hwnnw. Sup ailfynol I'n mynd i'n hwnnw, ac mae'r llwydd o'n gyfer gemuan marchion ar gyfer hynny ar gyfer gweithio'r cyffredin, ddyn nhw'n caith byddwch ac, ond fydd yn ywan cael ei cael y llwyddo i'r llwyddau. PVernd yw'r anydd o'r llwyddo i'r llwyddo? Rydych yn gyfwelio. I'm d熱fur o'ch bwysig ar hyn, ac mae'n dd glywb am bod y gallu'r hyn i ddim yn sto o'n pobl ychydig o'i ddim yn gweld rydd yw'r ddigon. Mae dim yn bwysig, cyfan yn bob, rydyn ni'n meddwl i'r mr vehwch ar hyn o'r ddaeth y visu, roi'n rhanio'r cyffredinol sy'n ei ddim yn gweld idda ni i'n meddwl a yw y jeg yw y ffrinddon i'n dyf yn ei defnyddio fel y fan yn y flynedd. Y fan wedyn maen dyma, yw'r hai gwrth gweithio am gweithio, ond ond yn ydych chi'n gwirionedd gweithio'r antaraeth antymbr am Frank Lampard. Ond a hynny'n gallu dda'r meddwl i'w mhreithio'n gweithio. Dwiw i'n meddwl doedd, yn draws i, weithio'n gwirionedd gennym i bŵw ysgol, mae nhw'n mynd i'n meddwl i'r Luis Lampard, o'n meddwl yn gweithio, mae nhw. Mae'n meddwl yn Gweithio'n meddwl i'n meddwl i'n meddwl i'r seisin, Dyma yw mwych os yw'r cyfeindio eich hynny i dwiín ymlaen i ddim oherwydd. Ie, dwi'n oed wedi'u blaes. Ond mae'n dtwch â cyfnod o'r oedd y cwbl i'r adolig, am rhaid wnaeth yma. Mae'n ddechrau'n ddweud i eich bodi'n ddweud... Ty, dwi'n gwych eich hollwch. Mae'n dweud ar Afrolyptic sy'n fych. Dyma sy'n ddweud i Afrolyptic sydd eich hollwch. Dyna, mae'n ddweud i Afrolyptic sydd eich hollwch. Mae'r gwaith yna yn ymddangos i mi ddiwedd. Mae'n gwybod oed yn ddweud eich tydd y blaen yma. Efallai, yn ymgyrchol, oes ymlaen? A gyd, roi'n gwneud bod yma eich lle, a'i gweithio i'n gweithio i'r gweithio. On dweud, os Edwodd, rydyn ni'n gwylio'n gweithio, ond rydyn ni'n gweithio i'r dweud yma, Rydym y gallwn ychwanedd i'r llwyffydd yn ymweld yn ymweld yn ymweld yn wythnosiaid yn ymweld yn ymweld. Yn gynghorwch yng Nghymru. Mae'r gwlad yn ymweld yn ymweld gynghorwch ymweld. Yn gynghorwch, rydyn nhw, rydyn nhw wedi gwneud i ddangos y cas, ac rydyn mwyn yn gwneud i'r wneud yn ymweld yw hunain yn rwyf yn cyfleu. Rydyn nhw'n ymweld yn ymweld ond rydyn nhw, ac mae'n gwneud o'r rai cyfle o'n cyflawn i dda i'r team mewn Dynch. Felly yn gwnaeth yr un o'r ddod yn gwneud o'r ysafty. Mae'n ddim o'n rhoi'r ddysgu'n rai o ffacol ym Gwyl ffacol. Yn y gallai'n gwell, mae'n gofio morusteru. Er mwyn i'r ddwy'r Ysaftyn i'r fan, lle mae'n gofio ffacol ym Ysaftyn! Mae ym Mhwyafol. We would have had all of. We would have had all the teams would make that we needed to beat over Christmas and into January the Southamptons the wall is the world and.Idain lost to them with that and then at the end of them, we could just eaten them in an apocalopic style. Add Evan loose to walls, Shelfamton and Westam with た. Or maybe I don't know what we wouldn't have lost to those teams around. I agree with you and and and those you know listen they're all crucial they're all important but but those were that could that could see us down yeah no it absolutely it absolutely could um so yeah that's me Andy can I just ask a question I mean do you do you ever look apocalyptically at anything else that's the question because you know when I look but I mean I could look apocalyptically back at you know two of my marriages but you know I just wonder whether whether you know just the one just the one for me Dave just the one for me again I mean I didn't expect this morning fair play Dave Fitty what a guy you ever look back at you know anything else in life apocalyptically just the one marriage that's pretty much it actually speaking of the apocalypse right speaking of the apocalypse do you guys think you'd be any good if you're in the apocalypse no to me I don't know you know I think I wouldn't beat you react don't you I'd make the tough decisions I'd like to text yourself on you and you'd have to go inside to really Dave would be quite good though he knows the waterway well he's quite well he's in a paddleboard yeah yeah when I I think I'm well I think I'm well equipped you know I think um I can deal with most things the paddleboard he got from facebook marker please there you go will save Dave no problem I think he'd be fine with that pass the easy he's a prepper in many ways he's a prepper you know I'm a planner you know people people don't appreciate this about me because they think that I'm just a bit of an idiot and I just sort of go with whatever I don't think people think you're an idiot I'm a planner I'm a planner I mean you didn't plan although I might have fact that you're in a city no in an apocalyptic world why is Dave dark Dave's gone dark on us he's gone a knee yeah I'm a witness really good for you are dark yeah for someone who's worked in television and stuff for years and years you don't understand light do you you know what you need a ring you never have a light source behind you a ring light because you know what it is you didn't shadow it's because it's because you wind those behind you you didn't yeah you're right you're right this is if you were the other bit if you were turned a bit towards the wall you'd be fine and TV and radio I mean not so not so much radio but you've worked in this game for years Dave come on you know you are you know you you are right with what you say and and I have sculled off petty now what like listen Andy we only came here for a chat and suddenly we're getting a load of grief we are I mean Andy's had no grief I mean where Andy's were he was using him as the you know the man to go forward we're all behind the bush we're all behind the bush we're all behind the bush discuss ideas last week Andy we had loads we had loads I mean Andy I like the fact that you know and I know that this is is in in one of your children's bedrooms but I like because I think you know your outlook always looks happy and even even even on a podcast which is is largely miserable you know or not a lot of largely miserable but it certainly has a slice of misery every week I think mainly because of the content is I like the fact that when you're here you are here with a with a sunshiny background a very sunny disposition and good position yes sunny disposition that's what I got a link here but he doesn't he doesn't position himself with a window behind him hang on is this any better is that any better or not it's slightly better I can see that you actually are Dave now I could just see like the outline of it I thought you were like you know one of the the used to use on like crime what's your panorama it doesn't it doesn't look that dark on my no that's all I think Dave it's fine it's fine I just feel like it's weird lighting though Dave it looks like I've come down if I'm at a hotel in the middle of the night to ask about tv reception I feel like we just found another show for for Andy though you know the apocalypse with bush well you know listen I'd love it I'd love that we have got we have we've we've done some prep last week for the shows for you with for channel five going forward so we'll get them over to you at some stage because there was some great names there was there was cruising with bush yeah there was a theme there was a there was a theme obviously there's so much can be done with your name it's incredible do you want I'm going to be doing my when doing my show my radio show for my cruise soon so that is it's almost like a prophecy I mean it's almost like when we talked about making sandwiches in an air fryer and then all of a sudden he's done a show about sandwiches in an air fryer literally last week we were saying you're going to take over from jane mcdonald yeah that was one of the things that would be good because like literally you're you're going to be the new face of channel five going round the world um I mean I can't there's so many good ideas last week I've forgotten someone's just said around the world I'm on it and it should be presented by Andy and Kate that was someone's idea Andy Andy Andy and Kate Andy and Kate yeah well they go around the world looking for the biggest hills they can run up that would be good oh yeah run that hill yeah yeah Kate would be up for that I reckon I mean she doesn't do a lot of media work now she might she might buy into that she might buy into it you never know I mean that picture of Andy's that is incredible I was just looking at something Andy just explained to me because what I wanted to do this last week was someone asked me but you weren't yet so just explained to me bushes big barcodes what's the what's the script oh we never talked about that didn't we in fact we even two weeks ago we left that as a cliff hangar didn't we we joined us next week for bushes big barcodes and then obviously your mon attendance last week meant that you know it didn't move in there well I love I love big barcodes on a kind of lie is the kind of uh the strap line for it okay in an aldi they've started putting massive barcodes on items if you notice that and it makes scanning if you're doing self-serving just an absolute breach by the way last night I went to the aldi and there was a self-scanning thing for the first time in category middle class aldi I've now got self-scanning yeah big barcodes as well so it makes the whole thing so much easier fair they've obviously had that only on see for a while clear of officially yeah oh yeah oh yeah but um you know it's spreading around the world now it's come into the province and stuff and uh you know I'm just excited for you guys to try it so so your you've noticed that the barcode to getting bigger is that what this is it's just big barcodes and it um it's making life uh if you're a self-served kind of guy like I am I'm not I'm not a fan of little small talks I'll always go self-serve it's just breeze in rather than trying to turn that item around turn some butter around to try and find it I'm mixed on all of this I'm really mixed on all of it because I I'm I'm quite old-fashioned and traditional right so I find the whole self-scanning thing a bit of a faff okay um but then the other side of it is that I also have that panic is that when you know when they when they start sliding the the stuff down you know when they've scanned it and then you have to kind of get the bags opening time you know when they stick together and you can't do it and then the stuff is all piling up and then there's people looking at you and everyone's thinking is that 50 the ideas but in Aldi you're not supposed to do that though exactly is that the idiot there you know we're all we've got Dave we've all been there and you're giving it the art who who said if you go like that and wet your fingers you can slide the bag over where did that go rub them together yeah rub them together like is if you try and start but in Aldi you're supposed to put rebasket them and take them to the side no for a quicker for a quicker you know exchange a quicker exit that's what you're supposed to do and that was a quick save thing that though wasn't it that was a quick save thing all those years ago they had the counter at the back you were supposed to take your stuff there was boxers everywhere all Kellogg's but you take them over there and you shut yourself out there but do you know what i've started doing and I think that this is my contribution to helping the planet you know and I think this is initiative that Greta will be proud of and I think most people should get behind and don't don't forget Duncan don't forget Duncan oh yeah sorry yeah he's still has an ethop he's still has an ethop so what I do and this also gets away from the plastic bag opening panic is that now I don't have any bags right so what I do is that when they scan it I just put all of the stuff loose in the trolley right so literally out of the trolley get scanned back in the trolley walk the trolley over to the car right and then in the car I've got a big Ikea bag in the boot a ddylai yn llawer i'r cy lle fas i'r ydw i'n mynd i'r ngynhwyl, pharwch i'r cyfath, gallu rhai o'r cyfath iain yn syniadau, ddyl Busch o'r parwch, yn ddoealt y ddigon, i'r cyfath y pros am y corffol, tych yn eitwch gyda geithas fairfyr. Dyma, dyma. Dyma. Mae'n eitwch ffordd y cyfath, e spynydd y cyfath? Dwy'n dweud. Ac fel i'n bwysig, eitwch ar y sylfa. Ac eitwch iawn i'n bwysig. Miles, mae'n dweud, achos yma y dysti wedi bod yn bobl i chi'n ddeibig. Mae'n dweud ar gyfer hwn o'i dweud. Caut i'n dweud. Mae'n dweud. Mae'n dweud i communicationa yng Nghymru. Mae'n dweud i siwch fan i'r newydd. Mae'n dweudio y pwysig, mae'n dweud i'r gwaith. Mae'n cychwyn i ei sirlo arif yn yr adeilant. Mae'n dweud i chi'n gweithio. Mae'n dweud o'r gwaith a'n gallu'n dweud i siwch ffrannu. … mae oedd y bach ar y cyflog? Mae oedden ni'n gynnwys y bach oherwydd yn gweithio. Mae oedd yn y cael y cart! Mae'n syniad. Mae oedd yn y gwahanol yn y Laptop Bag yn y front. Mae oedd y cwrwch yn ddefnyddio. Felly mae'n fath o'r ysgrifennu. Mae'n gweithio. Mae eu ddod yn y byd yn y gweithio. A'n gweithio ar gyfer 7 oed, mae'n gweithio ar y bag yw. A'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio ar gyfer. i thaw'r ffeindio, mae'r ffieinig e戦on hwnt bwysig, yn mynd i bwysig i adrwyddo, ac mae'r ffieindio i ddim yn y gallu ciwn a bwerch chi. A byddwn ni'n ei rŵun oed. Rydyn ni, roedd ei wneud i'u ei bod yn gwneud gwaith, rydyn ni hefyd oed yn oed. Mae'r ffeindio â'r ffeindio, oeddwn ni i'w llwydd ar eich bod, a fyddai ddweithio ac roedd yn ymryd. Dwi'n ddim ei wneud i ymryd. Yna yw, hwnna'n hwnt yn rhoi, Ond oes ei wneud i chi ddweud, mae ydych chi'n gofio gyda'r holl yn dweud? I did drop' her. Yn nid o'r ddei fit i ddim yn y sefydliadau? I did drop' her. I drop' her a big milk. On at the till? The till. Oh, when everything exploded. I just stood back and I looked like a massive tit. But the good thing is. The good thing is! I'm dead yet! I was at the till so it just got me a new one. Where is it? A daf yn 10 yards outside. That's the thing, isn't it?  Efallai mae'n gweld yma. Mae i'n gael ei taith â gwaith jedi i ddechydig i ddechydig. Fe ddweud yn eich hunnw y dal? Betul. Mae'n os edrych Osaryd ziwyd i'r gael. Mae'n casio. Felly mae'n gysylltu â'r ym whiffael Iam 2000 flies i fod yn eich iechydig, oherwydd. Felly maestrach yn eich eich hefyd yn eich hefyd. Felly mae'n oed i'r oed i gael. Felly mae'n eich hefyd i'r hefyd i eich hefyd. Mae'n ddechrau yn ysgol iawn. I felt a trynna make people... He said it's like, there's a lot of people in this thing. It is a TV show, so if you're getting tickets don't expect too far too be what you think you see at home, so you'd better stay at home. I thought I got the latest one. Was it like Ned've? It's like in the Truman Show knowing they're like saying, don't go on holiday, stay here. That's what I felt like. Pent, how much are you looking at? I've seen some incredible ticket price estimates for Eurovision. I will have the weight but my plan is if I get tickets and they cost a fortune that what I will do is I will rent my house out for the night at Airbnb and sleep with you. Man! Come on! Is it horrible?  Yeah! You can't book any hotels!  In the air fryer? In the air fryer as well? Ah! Just sleeping in here. What do we do?Or flydwyr mawr i chi已经 o'i newydd i gynghir oherwydd ac y bwysleidiau i'r Llywodraeth. Ga lawf rhywed chi fod plant a ddim ei josgen yn edrych yn hefyd. I've just been to Eurovision, I'm a bit disappointed the way the UK turned out, you know, we thought we get some points, give it just been that way. Poor game management, poor game management. Two points dropped on the Latvians score. Do you guys ever remember? Get the lad's up for Eurovision, have us all in here. Do you guys ever remember the actual duo that came from Liverpool? Chris and Gemma, who got Nile Poir. I remember they messed up their song, one of them messed the lines up or something like that. Was that the days when it was genuine points though? Cos now the UK's just paid to show everyone that's right. I've known Gemma since I was a kid. Hang on, that's not Gemma that you used to sing in the fan zone, is it? No, that was Gemma. That was Gemma. She did something else, that was a different generation. No, no, she just got married to someone who works at Westam. This is a different story. No, it was a girl that I've known from years from school, I went to school with her, and hearing Chris did it. It was the worst thing.  I don't think anything's going to be official. It's probably going to be in the dog and dog. They're going to do a bit of a comeback. It's going to nail in the fact that they sung there, aren't they?  It's going to be good times. I love it, and Liverpool's going to be unbelievable. I've got that thing though, I don't know if you love something, but when it comes you don't really want it to be here. No, because you can't fully expect it. So it's great that it's here, but there's almost that tint of... I don't want it to be here because if I can't go, it's like it's so close, but it's so far away. Just go and do what fans do. Just go and walk around the area and see people. It was like when they made Batman here, it was here. I was like that, but I wanted to be Batman first. So near yet so far. Was ding here your vision? Just a little bit. Wasn't that a your vision somewhere? Just a little bit, but she wasn't for me. She's not for me. She's not for us. Yeah, yeah, you're allowed to do that. Fair play. Isn't that a little bit like how Greg Rusetski played tennis for us and stuff like that? He was reborn here, Greg Rusetski, or was his mum? It's tennis. Selin, do you want some for France? She's French Canadian, so she's kind of got a link. I do like how the Eurovision has tried to reinvent itself like the Champions League of some of my groups and knock-ass like turn it in. It's a joyous occasion, and I don't get many of those in my life. Oh, that's... No one's got an issue. I've not got a... I used to watch it and I used to have most of it for years. It's so funny, though. It's so funny. That's the other side of it, though. I just agree with Dave that, Ped, it wouldn't seem like something would be in your wheelhouse, but if it is, then that's a great thing. It wouldn't have put that down if I was ticking a box of things that Ped likes. The thing that I always strikes me in it, and again, this might be perceived as being a sweeping statement, and I don't want it to be, but I always watch Eurovision, and it makes me realise that actually pretty much all is a strong thing, but I'd say upwards of 97% of European music is rubbish. Yeah.  I mean, really, really awful. I mean, there's been no... Arguably, there's not really been any good European bands ever. Yeah. No. That means there's been some. Fryhite were pretty good, weren't they?  I mean, they were successful. Hang on. Number one fan is literally sitting next to me. See, this is another thing that you wouldn't know. Hang on, this is truly revelatory. So this is more shocking for me, because it's better than Eurovision. Barry likes Aber. Aber doesn't just like Aber. Tremendous. Tremendous. Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight. There you go. I mean, that and many other songs. Mr Bush. The Tremendous days. Would you go and watch that one when they've been turned into computer? No, but I've... Some family I've gone to. Some of my family members have gone and said it's amazing. On that front, by the way, did they not miss the greatest obvious name ever by calling it Aberta? Good idea. And why did they not call it Aberta? Is that not just the most obvious bloody thing? Like the best name for that show? The current of dead animals, I'd say. No, that's Abertois. It's different. Although you could... It's a bit different. You could maybe sort of weave them both in together and you could sort of like set it in some slaughterhouse or something and have Aberta. That'd be a bit dark. A bit dark, but I just think Aberta. Maybe that's why they didn't do it. Maybe because they felt it was too much like a slaughterhouse and that's why they didn't employ the name. I think it's obvious to me. So this is the weird thing, right? You two are both... Andy's a current music DJ. Dave, you've been a DJ. You love Aberta. And yet I'm the only one who watches your revision. I have watched your revision. It doesn't matter. If I was Andy, I'd watch it just for the material because it's just on a hilarious occasion where you get your fat... You just get loads and put it this way. I guarantee that it'll be watched in our house this year because it's in Liverpool. My Mrs will want to watch it because it's in Liverpool. That's what's your favourite Abertson? Winner takes it all, maybe. Oh, nice. Which was also the title of a quiz show hosted by Jimmy Tobbock. There you go. I'll tell you what song you like, but it's quite sad, which is Slipping Through My Fingers, which is a title of that one because I've obviously got a daughter. I've got to go now. Andy, you're not going anywhere just yet, but Dave has got to go. He's got where to do so. I've got to record John Dal Thomason. Oh, my God, the Scandi Navy. Clang, clang, clang. Dave, you're going to be invaluable to me. I need to speak to you about some contacts for the mic podcast. Certainly for next season. Oh, listen, I'm well equipped for the championship. Super, hopefully ever. Dave. Apocalyptically speaking. Ned, can you change this to three when Dave goes Dave? Love you, bye. Love you, bye. Mr Bush. All of the other things last week that people wanted to ask was what is the weirdest conspiracy theory you've had? I know it's weird. I know I'm dropping it on you, but I'll start you off with one. For me, which is mad. You told me, I didn't even hear this. This is only a couple of years ago. Paul McCartney was killed and was replaced by Dave McCartney. So it wasn't real. The same has happened to after a living. She's another one who's been allegedly. We were talking about her the other day that she's had a change of personality in everything. Paul McCartney, really? Have they done it? On stage you could go with someone's plastic surgery you can wobble a head like Paul and you can play a guitar. But this was like 1963 or something like that. It would have been easier then though, wouldn't it? It wouldn't have been on TV loads. People have only seen him from the distance of being on stage. Do I wish I never watched that Beatles Peter Jackson thing?  I think he comes across in that though. I think he comes across as like there's a dynamic where no one wants to say anything to the like, let's do this. It's all just like and he's the only one who's like lads can we all just be the world's greatest band and get on with the plays while the other three are digging them out or John's. I felt sorry for George Harrison though. George, what are you doing? George, no, that's wrong George. He's playing him on, turning his guitar on. I felt sorry for George during that, do you know me? Must be madly in that the way that he was. But in 1963 I think it would have been quite easy to body swap somebody. The faith though looks the same. I know we know that now, don't we? Because we've had 30 odd years of it thrown in our face quite literally but I think it would have been quite easy then. It is a big thing, like a lot of people believe it and a lot of people believe there's things within the songs but he takes the mic he out of it. That was a weird one for me and he had never had that one but what's the weirdest conspiracy theory that you've had? Because obviously you on the one when we talked about the moon land and I don't think you were which didn't happen of course. Oh yeah, you were, of course you were. I remember talking about the room. I can't think of that many conspiracy theories though. It doesn't feel like there's many. Obviously there's one about the Twin Towers thing on the side job which is absolutely nonsense. Ridiculous, that's even a thing. I know a lot of people pile their time and effort into trying to prove that which is mad. The moon landing for me is crazy. You're not one of them are you? You know what mate, I've watched a lot of stuff. Structural stuff, it is weird. Structural stuff? Yeah, with structural engineering I'm saying there's not a chance to fall from that thing. Listen, whatever, so go on. I think Andy's struggling here to be honest. He's struggling with the way of this conspiracy. I think you've thrown her on his toes. Andy can have a think. I don't think that Paul McCartney won. Paul McCartney, I've fallen for me. Why would you swap Aaron Levin out? Do you know what I mean? I mean she was not like she's been a massive cash cow is she? She's just probably got a different personality because she got dead rich and become a bit blasy. You know what I mean? She's probably had a lick of plastic surgery I'd imagine. No, no, it's just splattering and it makes it look slightly different. So I'm not even on that one. I don't know, there's a lot of conspiracy theories at the moment. I don't want to go too much into them because this is a quite light-hearted podcast and some of them are super serious for the people who are involved. But there's some mad ones out of them and the people who do them are the same people. They just keep on changing from once won's the bunk. They seem to go on to the next one. There's a new one called 15 Minute Cities and it's the most batshit thing you've ever heard in your life. But I don't want to go into it, but it is just batshit. But I do love the good conspiracies but I like the old fashion ones. Not the new ones. The new ones are quite heavy, aren't they? They go into like... Well, they are. I'm going through the top theories. Paul McCartney's in there, he's hit number four. Is he? He blew my mind and he told me so where they are. Number one is 9-11. Number two, Princess Diana's Maidah. I don't know what... Again, it's a difficult one. You don't want to go overboard. But that one is to me when you talk conspiracies. I just think what we're told and what really happened are two different things and I'm not putting the blame on anyone in particular. I just think that sometimes what happens is we get told one story because no one can really get to the bottom of what happened for whatever reason and to save face sometimes we just get the easiest explanation and that doesn't mean it's a conspiracy theory. That can just be that they just didn't actually get the person. So like JFK... JFK is that must be on this. JFK to me is whatever happened is not what we are told but clearly nobody knows what happened properly because that's what makes a conspiracy theory. He did shoot him though. I think Lee Harvey Oswald did actually shoot him. I don't believe that but if he did, then I don't think it's like a lone gunman thing. I also think John Lenn getting killed was a conspiracy theory as well. This is the moon landing. Moon landing hoax. Paul McCartney's death. Yeah. It was November the 9th 1966 he said he died. Okay. So he went to the Cuffan? So basically, yeah, he'd been the FA Cuffan whatever he'd seen. He got into an argument with the other Beatles stormed out of the studio and was decapitated in a car accident. Took over the whole thing up. The band hired a local like and family. Fair play. Okay, he's assassination. Or was there a second Lee Harvey Oswald act alone or was there a second gunman on the grassy knoll? Yeah. Okay. Pitches of shadowy culprits are being suggested that there's mass demand. Speaking of pictures, what's undone Lee Harvey Oswald? There's a photo of him out in the back garden with his rifle and that. It harks back to the thing we don't see very much these days. Is it good old fashioned in your back garden photo? No, you don't. It was the last time we went out in the back garden to have a photo of you in whatever, whether it's getting first day brand new school or new work outfit. My mum sold photos when she was a kid. Everyone's always out in the back garden. But to be fair to that picture, Andy, it's basically being shown that it was a mock-up due to the shadows on it. Like the moon landings. No, it's the moon landings one. I'll just say this. See, I think it happened, something more. I'm just saying that. Roshwell, fashion cover-up show, obviously Roshwell. You know, the alien craft. But I think that one is your classic where the balloon is. I think that one is your classic they made up a conspiracy theory to hide what really happened. The aliens, right? Whenever aliens come down and visit, it's always people drawing them same things. Like heads and black eyes. I mean, I'm reading a book called Communion by a guy called Whitley Stryber or something. He claimed to have been taken out of his house in the middle of the night, hovering, gone up into an alien UFO. I don't know what it is about aliens, but they're forever putting stuff up on people's backsides. Why are they always interested in our asses? They do.  What's all that about? Dirty Vegas. Just leave us alone. Or just say hello. Come down and say hello.  We don't have a picture in a back garden. But again though, when you think about that, when you put two and two together, you just think maybe that fellow was just drugged by somebody and someone just happened to put a probe up his back side. Fair enough. Is that where probing comes from? Put a dishware right. Maybe if something had happened to you, it was an alien. It's got a bit more about it, hasn't it? It's got a bit more of a story, hasn't it? It's got a bit more of a story, hasn't it? He's had a few. Feelings that he didn't know have come out. Feelings that he didn't know have come out. Other things have come out. Problem for the prostate. Who knows? Going for gold? The satanic panic. The years during the 80s and 90s, America became convinced that an underground network of Satanists were working together. That's a bit north. West of Memphis, that great documentary film about those guys that were sent to prison for apparently killing those boys, they thought it was like a satanic cult, but it wasn't. It was the stepdad or something like that. There was a big panic about that during Dungeons & Dragons and everything like that. Judas Priest playing Judas Priest songs backwards. Then it became rap and then it became video games. Why can't he just get on to that? They're just a gang of nopets. Kentrails. Kentrails, a real prince. Airplane Savley leave behind. Longwater condensation trails called Contrails, but to some these are Kentrails, the more nefarious or nefarious rather.  To doses. Prince was a massive believer in that. Prince was that's why he called the purple ring. I've been listening to an audio book about the bombing campaign and the Second World War. Quite boring, but I like this kind of stuff. They were petrified of Contrails because that would be able to show the enemy aircraft would know where they were in the sky because of the condensation.  I don't know about that one. That's the weakest of the conspiracy analysis. I think. Barack Obama. Beth Ariesian. That's another lunatic. That's another lunatic thing from America. Covid and 5G. That was a lot, wasn't it? You could get Covid off the 5G towers. I thought we all had 5G, so that's what the vaccine gives us. The vaccine gives us 5G. That's right, my phone. I only got 4G at the moment. I got a much better. I don't think I've ever had 5G. I've had roomy jabs. You traded 5G though for self-service in Aldi. You did. You can only have one. You can only have one.  Happy with it. Bigger barcodes, slightly less reception. I'm fine with that. Birds are government spies. Yeah. I'll tell you what though. During lockdown, do you notice the birds were well cocky during lockdown, hanging out in big groups? Do you love when it went? Do you love when it don't? The sky's with us though. The sky's with us. The sky's with us. You know what? We had lockdown one which I think was everyone's favourite lockdown. As far as lockdowns are concerned. Never go that way. Never. You can never replicate it. But lockdown one, we had like, basically it was like 20 degrees every day. Sunny, it was lovely. Wasn't it? There was no planes in the sky. So it was blue skies. The birds were living it. The birds were out there. It's just puffed out. Bams in the round. Owning the gas. Having lots of meetings. Good luck to him. What was going on? What were they having meetings about? I don't know. Were they going or getting your job, aren't they? What about this? It gives you 5G. The hovering around. Hovering. Cwm yn cwm, shedlot. A couple of pigeons decided they wanted to live in our garden. That had to get sorted. They were building up. I feel like they were mobilising. I thought that. We talked about the sea goals way away from seaside. Like they've moved inland ahead of like a launch pad for the next thing. Do you know what I mean? Maybe just time kind of ran out. A bit like Sean Dyson. Andy, it's all down to the dolphins. I've said this many times. They are actually the master race on the sea. And they've been planning for years. And we've said for many years if the spiders and the dolphins ever get together, we're in trouble. Just because they're that clever. Spiders. Do you reckon if all the spiders got together and could talk to each other, they could destroy the human race in days. Because there's that many spiders capable of killing us if they all had a hive mind. And I think if the dolphins and the spiders ever got together, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. The dolphins aren't healthy. That's a good point. It's a fact though. It's a fact about the spiders. I'm not saying this. So if the spiders were just organised, they would have taken over the place. They take over. And I think that's a really scary one. But just going back to the planes. Thank God that Mike Walker's in charge of the spiders. And they can't get organised. Because you don't realise we're in trouble aren't we? If Sean Dych or Simeoni had fell a sense up to organised spiders, we're in trouble. We're in trouble. I've just got a tight compact unit. Exactly. We've just got a bit of a cliffhanger for the end of the podcast. So go on then.  There are no planes. Well now I am obsessed with planes. And when I had a plane go over, I have to go on my flight cycle and see where it's going. It's just become a bit of a compulsion. I saw a tweet from you the other day, Ped. You'd seen a plane go out into whatever that sea's called. Irish. Irish sea. And then just been circling around. And you said what's going on here. But I didn't see any resolution to that. I was a helicopter and it had come from nowhere. It had appeared in the middle of the Irish sea. It flew to Alderhey and then flew to Canaver not long after. And I'm just obsessed with these little stories. Well that's just, that'll be just transferring either a patient or blood. Now I know, but I'm just obsessed with these little stories. Like going into like, you know what I mean?  And you go, it's going from... Oh yeah. And it's just a little bit of an obsession. No I know, but it's just become a little bit of an obsession. I think you see like, you're going like, why is it going from Chicago to Istanbul? So some people would spot birds, what's birds you're playing? And there's a lot of flights come over Liverpool that are like transatlantic. From all over Europe. I've become slightly obsessed by it, but there you go Alderhey. That's fine. Flight track is a great app. The one thing you do is you put it on and you can look at it two ways. You can go from a bit scared and just go on and just look at the plane's actually in the sky. And if you're not, you look and go, oh my God, how many planes are in the sky in the picture's get. So whichever way you want to follow you. Fe is around. See I can't get the spiders and Sean Dight in charge of spiders. Particularly Simeone I'd say. Cos I think he'd... Dight, there'd still be gaps. But I think Simeone in charge of the spiders, we are. That's where we belong. The spiders is the worry. They are the worry. They're horrible anyway. Are you a fan of spiders? The birds are coming from the dolphins and then going to the spiders. We're in trouble. Maybe that's what Andy was saying, that he got caught. Just for the record, yeah I hate spiders. It's horrible. I didn't want to live on the spiders. You know if he was slow? Yeah. It wouldn't be as bad I don't think. I don't like them. But it wouldn't be as bad. It's cos he does. For example, you talk about them not getting organised. So daddy long legs, right? One of the most awful insects on this planet. Apparently it's got like world-class poison. Believe it, you can't bite. Believe it. Can't give it to anyone. But I was. Shambles. I don't know whether that's factual but it is. That is the room that I've been going around the playground. You see the thing about them, right?  If you scare the spiders. Like in our house. This we are going to finish now. But in our house. Like my Mrs is the spider cat. She's designated. She knows we've woken up in condition. Being funny. I want to brush my teeth. Did she catch them with Aldi bags? No, not Aldi bags. But that would be good. It would be a waste of a bag. It would be a waste of a bag. So, you know, the glass and a bit of paper. She launches them out and all that, right? The worst thing you can do is what I've told you this. I'm going to tell Andy is... My eldest lad is motivation. Like with spiders is quite clearly what I am. A few weeks ago. Shouted. There's a spider in the bathroom, right? And he done the thing you do not do. What do you... If you see a big, conheri ar spider. What do you not do? You don't lose eyes on it. Do you? You do not lose eyes, right? And what he done was he made a mistake. He come down the stairs. Said there's a big spider there. And I've gone, get... All right. So, my missus is getting ready. You know, she's... Like Rocky. And he's come down. When he's gone back up. What's that? The spider's gone. And that's it. The worst thing you can do. Do not lose eyes on the spider. See, I thought you were going to say, wash it down the sinkhole. Because then I'm thinking, the spider's coming back and it's bringing its mates. If it goes and gets on like that. Coming back up. It's a true mission. It becomes revenge. See, if you take it out of the garden from the bathroom, it probably thank you. Might do.   Have you ever thrown one out? Have you thrown back towards the house? It's like, mate, you don't pay. You can do one. Your kids don't pay what you're talking about. That is true. Andy, do you finish? Are you the collector of spiders in yours? At the left? Is it your missus? Who is it? It's me. It's me that does it even though I don't like it. I'm just as scared as my other half is at night.  That's a bad parent. They've got my child's children because of me. Bad parent. Yeah, there is bad parent. I used to play with insects when I was a kid. I don't want to sound like Huckleberry Finn. I used to carry grasshoppers and stuff like that. Kids these days are petrified. It's because of parents though. I, again, to finish on me will. I did never you as a kid. Every now and again, I would pick us if there was one there. I'd pick it up. It's like that to be like Daddy Long Legs. I'd never picked her up now.  And then I'll tell you this now. One time, in fact, I couldn't ever play in Norwich in the Screen Sports Super Cup and I was going on the mat. I put myself in my hands. Even though my hands had died up there. Kids still would be called. I put my jumper on. And all the news were, I went, There's a spider on your shoulder. It's by your ear. So I've just gone. And it's come to go. And I'm myself. No spider. And I think that was the moment I went through him going, I'll get all right to be in. Oh my God, I am petrified. Triggered by it. I just want to go back to what Andy just said. About his childhood.  With spiders. With no shoes on or socks on his feet. Just running round the hayfields in somewhere down south. He'd have to have insects. Wouldn't he? With us around. Animals and insects. Do nothing where you pull a tooth out by putting a bit of string and slamming the door. That's what it was like. I'm thinking now to finish the vision is Andy sat on the bay hail. A bit of bush in the background. And you know like Charlotte's web where you just see the web in the corner. Andy Bush is happy though with dungarees bit of straw in the handshake. It would be called of bush in men. Fantastic. We're just one banjo away from the deliverance. There we go. That's completely changed. That's the way to finish. Andy Bush, pleasure as always mate. Top man. Thanks for that mental image everyone. Exactly, we're all good.  I'll be back next week on the 1878. Thank you for joining us. See you later.


Kani, so before we wrap up one final question, as you are looking at the future of the profession of SDH or subtying in general, what sort of changes you would like to see as a subtype perhaps when it comes to the working conditions of subtypes? I would say it has to come down to rates and I know that's one that everyone always says but I mean the cost of living is increasing significantly and I don't see the rates increasing to match that and so in order for this to still be a sustainable job to have and a job that we all can continue to enjoy I think that the rates need to be brought up to match the cost of living. Also many subtypes sometimes complain of the fact that the world is a bit irregular or seasonal in a sense that a part of the year when they are working really hard and it's kind of extremely tiring whereas the other parts of the year were perhaps there's not that much work. Are you experiencing that as well? I mean everyone experiences it to some extent depending on how many clients you've got, what types of providers that you're working for. Recently I found it to be less jumpy. I find it more consistent at the moment however there have been quiet times and it would be great if the work could be spread out around the year with release dates perhaps complying with that but I kind of enjoy it a little bit and I don't know I know that's maybe a controversial opinion but I usually use the quieter times to take a holiday or to take some time off because if there isn't a lot of work anyway that should be when I am taking the time for myself so that took a lot of years to learn though to take vacation time but I'm starting to get better at it now. So let's hope that we will see some of the positive changes that you mentioned in the future and especially that the rates will go up and will match all the work that we're doing and all the preparation that we have to put into it and the skill that it takes. I'm very happy that we were able to emphasize today how creative the work of an SDH subtitler is and we've been joined by Kali Vidkoska who is world 11 SDH subtitler. Thank you Kali for being with us today. Thank you for your time too.


Did you know that Hungary's housing market is one of the most underrated in Europe? Yes, you heard it right. Nestled in the heart of Europe, Hungary's housing market boasts a unique blend of affordability and growth potential that's hard to ignore. In recent years, Hungary has been experiencing a steady increase in property values, making it an attractive option for both local and international investors. In spite of this growth, the cost of living remains relatively low, making it an ideal destination for those looking to stretch their budget without sacrificing their lifestyle. What's more, the Hungarian government has been actively encouraging foreign investment in real estate, introducing policies that make it easier for outsiders to buy property in the country. So whether you're looking for a cozy city apartment or a sprawling country estate, the Hungarian housing market has something for everyone.  When we talk about property in Hungary, we can't skip Budapest, the nation's capital. And why would we, Budapest, with its blend of historical charm and contemporary allure, is an irresistible draw for property seekers? The city is a bustling metropolis steeped in grand architecture, rich culture, and a vibrant nightlife. For those looking to invest, Budapest offers a stable and growing real estate market. Now, let's talk numbers. The average property price in Budapest is quite affordable compared to other European capitals. A city center apartment can be yours for less than the cost of a compact car in some western countries, yet the potential for growth in property value is significant. Whether for living or for investment, Budapest presents an attractive proposition. But remember, Budapest isn't the only place where you can score a great property deal in Hungary, so let's continue our journey. Let's shift our gaze to Debrecen, Hungary's second largest city. Nestled in the eastern part of the country, Debrecen is a city with a rich history, vibrant culture, and a rapidly growing economy. Now, when it comes to affordability, Debrecen is a shining star. The cost of living and property prices are significantly lower than in Budapest, making it an attractive option for those looking to make a smart investment. But the charms of Debrecen go beyond just the numbers. There's a certain allure to the city that's hard to put into words. It's a place where the hustle and bustle of urban life meets the tranquility of the countryside. You have access to modern amenities and conveniences, yet you're never too far from the serenity of nature.  Next on our list is Pex, a city rich in history and culture. Nestled in the southwestern corner of Hungary, Pex is a city that beautifully marries the old with the new. A stroll through its streets reveals a unique blend of Roman architecture, medieval ruins, and modern buildings that tell a story of a city that has stood the test of time. But Pex is more than just a historical treasure. It's also an economic hotspot that's ripe for property investment. The average property price here is significantly lower than in Budapest, making it an affordable choice for those looking to dip their toes into the Hungarian real estate market. What's more, Pex is a bustling university city, which means there's a constant demand for rental properties. So, whether you're looking to buy a home to live in, or an investment property to rent out, Pex offers a unique blend of history and modernity that's truly captivating. Hungary is more than just Budapest, Debrechen, and Pex. There are other hidden gems waiting to be discovered. Let's journey south, where we find Szeged, the city of sunshine. Known for its universities, Szeged offers a vibrant youthful energy and a thriving cultural scene. The average property price here is surprisingly affordable, making it ideal for those seeking to invest in a lively, sun-kissed city. Next, let's head northwest to Györ, a city where history and modernity coexist. Györ is a mix of Baroque architecture and contemporary design, offering a unique charm that's hard to resist. The property market in Györ is equally attractive with its reasonable prices. It's a city that offers you the best of both worlds, the old and the new. Lastly, we venture to Eger, nestled in the northern part of the country. Famous for its castle, thermal baths, and red wines, Eger is a city that caters to the history buffs, relaxation seekers, and wine connoisseurs alike. The property prices in Eger are quite affordable, especially when you consider the unique appeal this city offers. In all these cities, you can find properties that offer excellent value for money, whether you're looking for a stylish city apartment, a charming suburban house, or even a rustic country cottage. These cities are more than just places to live, they're communities with rich histories, vibrant cultures, and promising futures. They're places where you can build a home, start a business, or simply enjoy a relaxed, fulfilling lifestyle. So, as you consider investing in Hungary's property market, remember that there's a wealth of options beyond the well-known cities. Whether it's the sunny city of Zeged, the historic charm of Györ, or the wine-rich Eger, there's a hidden gem in Hungary that's just waiting for you to discover it. As you can see, Hungary is full of affordable places that offer great value for your money. It's time to conclude this whirlwind tour of Hungary's affordable property market. We've journeyed through the bustling streets of Budapest, the charming avenues of Debrechen, and the appealing landscapes of Pex. Each city, with its unique allure, offers exciting opportunities for those looking to invest in property without breaking the bank. Let's not forget the other hidden gems we've unveiled. These lesser-known locales in Hungary house the potential for tremendous growth and yield. With a vibrant culture, rich history, and promising market trends, Hungary's property market is ripe for the picking. Whether it's a cozy apartment in the heart of the city, or a quaint cottage in the countryside, Hungary's real estate market has something for everyone. The affordability paired with the potential for high returns makes it a market you certainly can't ignore. If you found this video helpful, and want to keep up with the latest on Europe's property market, please subscribe to the European Hub YouTube channel. We're your one-stop guide to everything European. 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It's four years ago now since I started experimenting and trying my hand at making natural Healthier chemical free alternatives to the toxin field chemical lead and products usually available on the market This bug spray has been one of my latest creations and I'm just over the moon with how well it turned out I love to use it when I'm out hiking Camping or when I'm out in nature Meditating or just basking in mother nature's beauty One of the things I've found to be really helpful is pairing this bug balm with my homemade natural insect repellent Both do wonders for keeping insects away. I Hope this tutorial inspires you to make your own bug balm or insect repellent to help keep bugs away without using those chemical field bug sprays and repellents So I love gardening and hiking out in nature, but with this comes a lot of insects So when I go outside for long periods of time, I often use my homemade ultimate insect repellent Which has worked super well, but I also pair it with this bug balm Just as an extra booster to keep these bugs away I've used essential oils of eucalyptus tea tree Rosemary and peppermint in this bug balm today to help repel bugs with their natural scents However, do feel free to add other essential oils that are great for repelling bugs like citronella as well I've also used coconut oil as a natural antibacterial and it's very moisturizing both wonderful for healing bites and nourishing skin I've used sheer butter which contains skin-loving vitamin E and may help to soothe and calm bites I've used beeswax today, but you can opt as a vegan option to use candelilla wax or cacao butter These ingredients just help to create a protective breathable barrier over your skin Helping the bug bite balm to stay on for longer The rosemary oil helps to ease redness and may help to calm angry red bites Peppermint oil is just very strongly scented and a natural antiseptic and may help to also sanitize and prevent infection The lemon juice is our super ingredient in this insect balm today as it's a natural insect repellent Helping to keep biting insects away and the eucalyptus oil is a great disinfectant And may help to prevent infection if the bites get irritated or scratched in any way I hope this tutorial today inspires you to make your own bug balm or insect repellent as a natural clean Healthier way at keeping bugs away without unleashing a chemical toxic waterfall on yourself and others For the full recipe you can also find it on my blog which I'll link in the description below if you guys want to refer to it later on So you don't have to keep watching this video over and over again But if you do I hope you enjoyed each time so to make this bug balm today All you're going to do is add the beeswax, sheer butter, coconut oil and almond oil to a medium-sized glass jar And place this jar into a saucepan filled with a small amount of water Just enough for the water to reach just above the level of the oil line inside the jar You don't want to feel it too high as you don't want any of the water to spill over into the jar What you're doing is just creating a double boil You're going to heat this on medium heat until the wax has completely melted Now while it's on the stove you can stir in the lemon juice This is just so the beeswax doesn't harden when you do this However, I did bake this mistake by taking it off heat I forgot and I put the lemon juice in while it was out of the hot water And you could see that it the wax was starting to harden again and set So I just returned it back into that hot water and stirred the lemon juice through to remelt the wax And then I removed it from the water again and let it cool on the table Once you've removed the jar from the hot water remember to turn off the stove And pour this wax mix into small clean jars I just used one clear glass jar that I'd had from a previous product that I bought I like storing leftover jars so that they don't go to waste in landfill And they're great to use for little DIY projects and products that I make at home Once you've poured your mix into the jar or jars add in the essential oils And then you want to stir quickly with a toothpick I do this as it saves on washing up later on and then I just compost the toothpick once I'm done So you want to make sure to stir the essential oils in quickly And then allow it to set for a couple of hours at room temperature Adding in the essential oils on the stove will cause them to evaporate That's why we add them in after Mum made some banana bread for us while I was waiting for the bug bomb to set And it just looks amazing Like I'll show you what it looks like inside Fresh out of the oven Yum! I'm gonna have a piece now while I'm waiting for the bug bomb to set And then once it's set it's all good to go This balm only takes 10 minutes to make and works so well to ward off insects Again without needing the toxic chemical shower of bug sprays So to use this bug balm it's pretty easy All you do is apply the bug balm onto your body, liberally avoiding your face I often do apply it on my face and just avoid my eyes As essential oils can cause irritation if they get into your eye So if you do apply it onto your face like me, just be careful around your eye area And this will help to keep the pesky bugs away This balm can also be used as a soothing treatment balm after being bitten And it can help ease itchiness, redness, waltz and irritation All you do is apply the bug balm onto any affected area and it can help to soothe any irritated bites The antiseptic properties of the balm may also help prevent potential infections from scratching Just make sure to keep this bug balm out of direct sunlight and just use within 6 to 9 months If you like you can store your bug balm in a dark glass jar This will help protect the essential oils even more Also just make sure to do a tester of this bug balm beforehand By applying a tiny amount to a small bit of skin to make sure there is no adverse reaction As some people can be sensitive to essential oils, especially peppermint oil And there you have it, the easy breezy bug balm I hope you guys enjoyed today's tutorial If you do try it out please let me know And if you do have any questions just feel free to leave a comment in the description below And I'll get back to you as soon as I can I hope you guys enjoyed today's video Thank you so much for watching and I hope to see you again in my next video Bye


Hey coach, what's going on? My name is Coach Ben from buildmysportsbiz.com and today I want to show you an easy three step system that's going to help you with your marketing as far as getting your message out in front of a lot of parents, a lot of prospects, a lot of clients that you could be working with. So this is going to work no matter what the sport is and I'm going to show you how to do this. Very easy. Okay? Everybody on the planet, especially if you live in the US, every one of your prospects is going to have a cell phone, right? You have a cell phone. They have a cell phone. I use this to basically do everything, right, minus these videos that you see here on YouTube. I'm using my computer to film this right now. There's no special editing software that we're using. We're not having to edit all these videos. It's just me talking, right? But what I'm doing right now, just through this video, I can take this video. I can strip the audio, put it on a podcast. I can take this video right here, put it onto my Facebook page and I can do one thing, right, and have processes for all of those things to go out. Instead of me just having a YouTube video, right, and it's only on YouTube, I could strip that and put that on multiple platforms that other people listen to that don't watch YouTube, right? And this is the way I want you to think, right? With your phone, okay, you could create literally your own news station because now you can go live on Facebook, which I love to do. And if you go check out my Facebook page, I love going live on there because, again, with those live videos, I can go live from my car, I can go live from this office, and I'm talking the same way right now about a certain topic or I'm doing a Q&A, and I can take that same live video, right, and it's going to be on Facebook, people will engage with me there, and then from there, I can take that audio, put it on the podcast, I can take that video, I can share it on my newsletter, like this way you can get multiple people to watch or listen to whatever it is you have to say, and how is this going to relate to you? Well, it's very simple. If you looked at any of the clients who I'm consulting with right now, everyone for the most part is doing this.  So let's say you are a tennis coach, okay, well if I was a tennis coach, I would have videos for parents, like I don't need to be at the court doing this, I could be in my office talking about confidence, talking about nutrition, talking about mindset, talking about preparation, I could list 52 ideas, right, and once a week I could go live talking about one of those ideas, and one of the live videos done, it doesn't matter if anyone watches it or not live, you could take that link, and if you have an email newsletter, the way that I advise people to set up, then you can take that link, put in an email newsletter, and write an email to parents and say, hey parents, I just went live, I'm sorry you missed it, but I want you to check this out, this is going to add a lot of value to your son or daughter, okay, boom, they go watch that, you do that one time a week, over the next 52 weeks, now you are in parent's head all the time outside of your actual training session, and think about how much value that provides, not only for your customers, but for people who don't know you yet, people who aren't in your actual program, they will see you over and over again, ultimately they will become a customer, right, there's a reason why a lot of coaches end up buying our startup sports academy book, it's because they see me talk all the time here on YouTube, they want to learn more, so if you want to learn more, you can go get that, it's only $1, it's like basically nothing, and we have a link below, you can go check that out, but it's like, that's easier for me to sell because I'm consistent on here with my content, and I don't just use that content here, I spread that around everywhere, right, and you can do the exact same thing, and here's my challenge for you, it doesn't matter what sport it is, right, as long as you can show that you have knowledge and you are the authority in your space, for some reason parents have this thing in their head, when they can see you on camera, it's almost like you are, I don't want to say a movie star, but they start to resonate with you on a different level because now you're talking to them, like on a daily basis about something that you could be talking to them in person about, but now it can help a lot more people because it's more scalable, because now you're reaching a lot more people at once through a video, and from my experience, I absolutely hated doing videos at the beginning, it was very, I was very nervous, I didn't know what to say, I would overthink, I'd overanalyze, now I just don't care because I've done so many of them, and my advice for you is like, if you really want to create the the premier brand in your city, you need to be doing videos, you need to be giving more value than your competitors are, and I don't care if you're charging for it or not, that is going to be the thing that separates you from everybody else, because the honest facts are, when I create a video like this, it helps you, it helps anybody else who's watching, no one can trust me more, and if I'm just going to sit back here and make one video a year, that's not going to do anything, no one's going to remember that, if I'm here twice a week putting out content over and over again, consistently, over time that grows, that grows an audience, that's why we've been able to grow our subscriber base here, that's why we've been able to grow our email newsletter, that's why we've been able to get coaches to buy our books, it's through video, and that is going to be a very easy way for you to take that, take that concept and scale it across like multiple videos every single week, and what I do, you probably notice, if you watch my videos, it looks like I'm wearing the same shirt, well I am, because I'll sit here and do like 10 videos and then I'll schedule those to go out on YouTube, you can do the same thing on Facebook, same thing on your newsletter, so here's my three-step process though, I wanted to get that all that out of the way, so you understand what I do, but here's my three-step process that you can do, number one, you want to pick one day and film all your videos, these could be three to five minute videos, they could be two minute videos, they could be a one minute video, doesn't matter, all right, but film, like I would say, let's see here, I'd say eight to twelve videos, all right, and if you have to edit them, great, if you don't, like if you're like me and you just get it out there, great, do it that way, doesn't matter, but what you can do is you can go to Facebook and you can upload those and schedule them to go out, and this way, guess what, over the next, if you're doing one video a week, over the next eight to twelve weeks, you don't have to do anything, like you could do that, like three or four times per year, have one day where you shoot all your videos, like that will take you less than three hours if you're creating like two to five minute videos, like that's so easy, right, and then you have those go out over a period of time, or what you can do is you have a day, like I like this better, like you have a day where you go live, when you go live you can't worry about edits, you don't worry about anything, you just have to do it, right, and that is going to be something where, all right, boom, I go live every Tuesday, Friday on my personal page on my Facebook page on Ben Neighbors, you can go check that out, I typically go live on those two days, and then I can take that, I can email that up to my audience, I can take that, I can strip the audio, put it on a podcast, like I can use that in multiple different platforms, all right, it's very easy, and I can also, I'm going to be doing this, take that same live video, put it on here, on YouTube, right, because that content is going to be relevant here, right, so the three step process is find a day or create live videos, right, and take that content and now start to share it in other places, so step two is have a newsletter, okay, start to share that content on that newsletter where people can click and go watch it, okay, step three is always have a call to action, right, you'll hear me talk about at the end of every single video here, hey, who wants to talk to me on Saturdays, like, since we started this YouTube channel, I mean, I had another one that was more soccer based, every single Saturday since I started offering that, like, doesn't matter how many views these videos have, we have coaches every single Saturday who are on the phone with us, asking about how we can help, right, so you have to have a call to action, if I just have a video, especially if you think about parents, if I have a video for parents and their kids, and I'm like, all right, I'll see you next week, and then like I don't say, all right, who wants to come to a free evaluation session, who wants a free trial to my program, like, you need to end with an offer, which is step three, so step one, create the content, step two, like, send out the newsletter, right, get or get that on multiple platforms, it's easier than you think, step three, in the videos, always end with an offer, or in the newsletter, always end with an offer to get people closer to your business, right, I hope this helps out guys, I know I got kind of scouting there for a second, but what you need to do is have a system that works for you, that system works perfectly for me, like, and I'm telling you right now, as I'm shooting this video, I am in the beginning of February, this video is probably going to go out sometime in June, or sorry, May or June, like, I don't know, it depends on how we schedule it out, but this is me doing the work before, all right, and I'm open enough to tell you that, like, I'm not going to say you're going to create one video every day, and post it to YouTube, that would be way too draining with my time, I don't have the time to do that, you don't have the time to do that, but what you can do is you can batch together things on one day, or one morning, and get it done, let it go out, schedule it out, use the software that is given to you for free, and I just feel like in today's age, if you're not using Facebook, if you're not using YouTube, to get your message out there, you're going to be behind, and that's really only going to build your confidence, and your personal brand in the future, because we have been doing that for the last couple years, and I can tell you, it is so much easier to run your business when you have systems in place, and you can automate your marketing, that's what we do, right, and that's what I want you to do, all right, so that's it for today's video guys, I hope this helps you, I hope it inspires you to go take action on that, go start to shoot some live videos, go do one video this week, or go do a bunch, schedule them out, and you can't be afraid of what people think, that's my last thing, is if you're afraid of what people think, or what they say about you, like you're going to get weeded out of it, if you go into it knowing, you know what, I just want to help one person with what I'm going to say today, then it's worth it, and I know there's going to be at least one person who watches this video who's going to be like, all right, I need to go create videos now, all right, so I did everything I did, I did everything I needed to do today, all right, and I'm not going to worry about if there's any negative comments, okay, because that doesn't matter to me, all right, I care about who can I help, and that's the way you need to think, who can I help, all right, that's it, I'll catch you later.