, hello Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa earthwim gym chill out bra. I'm not string him up I can Ladders the ultimate method of vertical ascension Slag what are you doing?  I can shoot these blasts so fast.   No, no not happening Django fit unstoppable Thanks for the health pickup loses Oh It's just so much death So what is that juice is are they making cougar juice here? Oh, I hope not. That's illegal. They got a milk this milking this space cougars You have to get permission from ephapolis I'll just make cougar juice From the freshly freshest of fresh squeeze cougars We use those cougars Where's the rest of you fuckers?  I'm just gonna chill for a sec because now I'm on blinking health, which is probably bad Um Hey guys trying to get my next meme video up, but there's bots are making it quite hard Hopefully I can find a solution and not have to ruin it too much.  Yeah Uh funnily enough those ones actually did keep the video from going up But um, I've just put the ephap logo over it and it seems to work.    I don't want to just pass out praise undeservedly. I want to really make it You know Yeah, good like you've really earned it.  This is a weird room Is a weird room I don't know what I'm making seriously.  Hey, buddy Montross I'm jango Oh my goodness. He's carbonated that poor man. He's got a big drop blood on his head He just froze up on me I think that's clancy brown Bad bad clancy brown. Clancy brown is plays satan in mentalorian and he plays montross. How about that? Oh my goodness. Also montross. I wouldn't bother. I've got an insane Kill factor. Okay He just keeps saying not bad not bad Not bad He's raiding your shots I think he's dying Yep, he's dead Not bad.  I should have used my kamino saber darts on him. Oh Is that him on fire?  I'm gonna marry j long bone. Um J long bone.  Yeah. There you go. Easy. Yep. There you go Um It's what palo would have wanted unicorn donut. All right unicorn donut Um, I know something involves gold thing.  Oh wait I thought it was gonna because it's got like it's got the the quotation after I thought they were gonna cut They were cutting off gold finger, but no, I think they just mean gold finger Oh But yes unicorn is a phallic symbol something nerd rottica said it somehow makes unicorns still more enjoyable when you think about it that way I thought only virgins could see unicorns It's weird that they'd be phallic symbols. That's the case. Well, maybe that's the unicorn is like it's time and The the virgin is like no, please I still want to I want to keep myself pure Moller at 50k subs. I don't want a politic quintin.  I had no investment, but you've hurt people accused of sexism forces female your pain shall never end Um That seemed like a weird collection of statements.  I feel like that chat was a journey. Mm-hmm Did you ever think of streaming the not e3 streams as efap gaming ish? Not e3 streams I don't know what you're referring to exactly Not e3. What does that sound like to your ranks? Not e3 streams Like they were gonna do it any three stream, but because of the corona they decided not to Oh, did they do something else? Is that what this person's referring to? Oh, I have grenades now Oh, oh geez Oh I only had one hand on the controller and I managed to save my life All right. Well, I hope I can throw it at people otherwise. What is the point of grenades? Grenadier All right, these guys seem like the Goodmans and I'm just midder in them. Oh, look at that. That is not That is not placed well. I can see right through that I'm calling you out game giving you a big old call now um Every asks how rags but no one ever asks why is rags I kind of think that's a little bit of a malformed question. Maybe I don't I think that's kind of questions gonna be pretty hard to answer. That's what I reckon There's so many different answers, you know This did right the way I guess so You know, I'm starting to see this game for what it truly is. It's just a massacre simulator People have a desire after seeing attack of the clones to just kill everything. They're just so So frustrated with the dialogue.  It's so useful at this point where I can't see what's coming at me at all Have you seen the last eFap by Lil Potato?  Um, ooh I never really started it was never just it was just never something I watched kind of tough for me to call because it's Feels like fucking ages ago and I can't I don't even know what season it was but uh I remember trying to keep up and I lost interest really quick Because the episodes were just not making me laugh.  Someone's watching it getting happy. I guess Someone must be GTA 5 more like Minneapolis hashtag not all police. Oh my How very topical I think this is what I was playing hit and run Uh, you dumbo's claim that hardcore Henry has been incredibly hyped clearly. I'm not the one responsible So who's hyping it up also watch the movie? I I don't there's just this other guy who constantly talks about how uh It's something we need to see all right like a right of passage We we probably I don't know you've kind of made it so much of a meme. We almost don't want to you know Touch it. Why would you want to pop that cherry? You know?  What about that? Worse even than capitaine marvell or infinity tisms They're gonna do another one of those crossovers. You know that right? This time it's going to be lord gallifreck.  Yeah, that's what I'm saying It's like look the guardians soundtrack is in there while he's just like masquerading Sun is shining in the sky Rain of cloud inside As he just he is like The jango is a fan of the the distance that comes along with You know like when music and visuals don't quite match. Yeah Like it's erinik He loves it. Also. What is this play? Oh grenades? They're on the floor much like you would find Kabino saber darts on the floor I watched your outlast review awesome job. Why thank you glad you enjoyed I didn't make it out of spite or anything. It's just lots of my subscribers were like, but it's just as good as amnesia But it's not though Beed I mean that's how I go as far as saying outlast is bad It's unfortunate because loads of people had really good experiences with it. So it's like but no I think once you just start to get into those experiences and get people to explain why and talk about them It's just sort of like They certainly tapped into an audience those if the outlast makers they they knew what was up I even I think outlast two though is generally kind of negatively received I didn't play it. A lot of people wanted me to I guess because they wanted me to rip that one apart as well I don't know. I was just like, I don't know. I didn't even like the first one. So I got barely any connection, you know What a weird way to get up to this place No Why are there so many innocent people around here?  It's okay. You're allowed to like it. It's okay It's not your fault.  I don't know Just getting to him does it really matter what the mission is Like oh my god, this guy just burst into my house. Ah It had to be done. Whoa I think someone just tried to blow me up with a grenade. Oh my god. Are these rpgs? What's happening?  Because that's what this has been mostly Or all of you happy. Is this what you wanted? What does it say about you? What does it say?  Okay, um Outlast to me is like jj abrams made a horror game Hmm I can see that I can kind of agree with that kind of soulless, isn't it? Very much all about that surface to them All right, most people in chat said yes, they enjoy watching me murder people one of them said meh I don't think they enjoy watching people die um, I know there are over one 1100 11,000 sorry species of ant Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually less than what it is 11,000 species. Yeah, it's probably that is a lot Is it a lot for ants though? Okay, this is getting a little bit crazy man. This place is huge Thank goodness. I have a jetpack Is this the way out? I'm assuming I'm going to keep opening these doors and then one of them's going to provide me a good old place to actually go because this is uh Everything's starting to look the same Um, where can I send fan art? That would be again the subreddit is a is a good choice. The discord is also a good choice Um, I should be able to find out with either of them. You can always try twitter Might not work though because twitter's hard I'm gonna see all of my notifications. Why was there a checkpoint thing here? There's nothing for me to do This is not a checkpoint worthy area unless Hmm Oh, I see It was indeed a checkpoint worthy area Uh, do you prefer Serbia strong or British grenadiers? Um, I'm probably gonna be hushed to my brits now It seems more hunting and less bounty at the moment Um, yeah, you can play it more for the bounty hunting. I'm more doing it for the killing at this point At what point are you just like, you know what? I'm just gonna pull myself up onto this and walk across It's a bit it's a bit thin, you know, it's want to risk it Fucking hell, this is awkward Because like as you're controlling it the camera is changing or moving around and so the perspective kind of alters Okay, there we go I did it Oh, look, it's one of the dudes that looks like Jabba's helper Gamari Vosa. Where is she?  Hmm Probably blanket Yeah, I'd say that's one of the top ones requested that hasn't been done We still have a couple that like that get requested that have been done You're in there But um, that's probably off the top of my head the top one that has been done. Yeah Um, also what great classic films and tv shows are in your watch list Um That we haven't seen yeah, uh, I'm guessing Uh star trek is kind of in my watch list honestly Star Trek.  Oh, you're talking the show.   It's getting dominated by me and I'm like Just sitting here in a window shooting it with my handguns Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing.  Whoa.  Oh, I can cook them though I think the grenades I don't know what's happening right now here Did that that did nothing. I don't okay Uh, but but uh, maybe this gun, but if I get a little closer Hey That did nothing as well.  Stop with the music. I'm gonna get copyrighted But uh, uh I theme song In the theme song You can't play a star wars game. It has star wars music and we own star wars music Okay. Oh, oh, I died. That's death. That's a dead Hey guys, you all saw it. I could have jumped onto it, but the game prevented me with those invisible walls Oh, yeah, that's dumb I hate it when games do that with ledges and in platforms and stuff where it's clearly something one could stand on And it is clearly something that is within distance And it just makes you slip off or it doesn't let you stand on it Oh, I know there were some of those in tomb eternal, but when I was playing I was like Oh, I guess I'm not allowed to stand on that thing like I died spawned aims shoot and I win I was like, oh, okay I guess I did it Um, and I think that's probably a reasonable place to actually make a sort of uh break to them I think we're halfway through the super chat catch-up previous to this one Which means we've almost caught up now. All right guys You know rags and I may catch you On the the weekend for maybe a stream. I don't know or maybe next week, but This weekend Saturday in fact, you're gonna be having uh a meme fap It'll be episode 89 and then we'll see you uh the following week for the next e-fap We've got 10 more Until we're really really looking looking toward that that big one double. Oh Scary times. Um in the meantime, I'm working solely on tfa part three Rags is working on his mandal orientisms And um, yeah, you never you never know what's coming next. It's been fun.  I um, I'm glad y'all Came on by mm-hmm. Thanks for keeping this company Yeah, I'll see you soon. I guess for Oh, well, I don't want to say that woman, but uh other stuff Okay, uh, goodbye all we shall see you next time. Yeah


From Hollywood, it's time now for Johnny dollar It's industrial. Oh, I have Brad caught another chief accountant with his hand in the till How do you figure well as you know, there's been an APB out on him wanted for questioning ever since he disappeared the day after the holdup Yeah, I know Brad. He was recognized last night in Phoenix, Arizona state highway police throw up roadblocks They tagged him south of Tucson just north of the Mexican border. They get him. They had I wouldn't be calling you Shot his way clear.  So he'll never be missed. So Jipper is still on the loose, huh? Yep along with that hundred thousand dollar payroll and short by us. I Gotta get that money back Johnny. All right, Brad. I'll fly out there and find it for you But watch yourself every minute those hoods are three-time killers. I thought it was two three now They killed a state trooper at that roadblock Tonight and every week day night Bob Bailey in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account America's fabulous freelance insurance investigators cause truly Johnny dollar From special investigator Johnny dollar to the home office mid-states industrial insurance company Hartford, Connecticut The following is an accounting of expenditures during my investigation of the primrose matter I don't want a hundred and forty two dollars and eighty cents incidentals in Hartford and transportation to Tucson, Arizona Where I checked into a hotel Then I contacted the highway police and presented my credentials to Lieutenant Cal Mervin who was directing the all-out search for the Knitzen gang Lieutenant Mervin had been at the roadblock They call us flatfooted dollar. That's how they happen to get away with it. How do you mean lieutenant? We flashed the red light on them and they slowed down and rolled up to us like they were gonna stop The car was a different make from the one they'd supposedly been seen in we found later They'd stolen another one in Phoenix. I see then when we threw the spot on them We saw just the one man the driver turned out the others were down on the floor. How many were in the car for apparently Three afterwards. I shot one of them. They threw his body out a half mile down the road. I May have hit another one. I'm not sure that figures I tip off from Kansas City named Jipper Knitzen Ronnie Blood so and to unidentified.  Oh, there's no excuse mr. Dollar We were careless. It's all but you get so many false alarms mistaken IDs And to make a car the whole setup. It didn't seem to fit You can't be wound up ready to pitch all the time. Well, we paid for it then with his life. I Was luckier. I got off with this bullet burn on the side of my head Hey, never know check Well, anyway, the boys on the floor of the car came up shooting one of them with a Tommy gun They used the Tommy gun in the stick up. That's how the two guards in the armored truck were killed It's a rough weapon mr. Dollar Ben dropped on the first burst from it didn't even know what hit him I got this scratch from a pistol bullet saved my life. I guess it flattened me before the Tommy gun picked me up Then the driver slammed into second and they skidded passed on the shoulder I holed up my gun and emptied it Adam before I passed out Hitting that fella Bledsoe was sure luck any trace of him at all since they broke clear No, they had a little luck themselves as I said I passed out and it was 20 minutes before a car came along the highway or before one stopped anyway I think several probably pass scared to get mixed up in something Oh, that's understandable and the fella that picked me up took me 15 miles up the road to an emergency first aid station All in all it was over an hour before the report got to highway patrol headquarters And they could get new blocks set up and Knitzen and his boys could have covered a lot of ground by then sure it's it Here's a map of the southern Arizona area from here to the border Here's where they hit us. We had the roadblock there at the junction. I see from there south to the border There's no through road branching off just some dead-enders or like the Arivaca road that loop back and connect into the highway again What about the border lieutenant? According to the Mexican customs officials at Nogales the car didn't show up there And I'm inclined to buy that with the rear window shot full of bullet holes It would have been pretty conspicuous and as I understand it. It hasn't turned up anywhere else. Nope so far. We haven't been able to find it Of course, they had the advantage of an hour's hit start. Well, it's it mr. Dollar. They could have doubled back It could be in New Mexico, Northern Arizona, California Thousand places on the other hand though, they couldn't have known they'd have that hour's start What do you mean? Well, they couldn't have known they'd killed your partner and left you unconscious He was still shooting at them when they gunned away from that roadblock All they could reasonably suppose was that you'd be reporting in by radio two minutes later What are you getting at mr. Dollar? Well, if that's what they did suppose then they wouldn't try any doubling back and Yet they didn't reach the border down here at Nogales But there's no through road that connects into that 20 mile stretch highway. All right So maybe they're still bottled up right in that section. I don't see how we've been over at half a dozen times And cars horseback helicopter. We're still checking it. I'm just about ready to cross it off logic says that's the most probable place They'd be and logic find them mr. Dollar and mine combined with a whole lot of luck You got something in mind. I don't know I I was wondering if a Sevinian so to speak might have a better chance of stumbling on to them They'd be on the lookout for the official search parties you being the Sevinian That's what I sort of had in mind They're pretty rough Lance. Hey, tell me something you get a lot of rockhounds around here amateur geologists uranium hunters If you're not careful they jump out from behind the cactus and stake a claim on your watch dial Easterners some of them I suppose Tender feet I guess you call not some of them most of them then one more wouldn't exactly create a sensation He wouldn't even be noticed. Is that the angle you're thinking of unless you know a better one. No, it's not bad Well, you know where I can get fixed up with enough it go to Dave bright sporting goods on South Stone Avenue He'll give you that dude look about as cheap as anybody. Just tell him I sent you on and Don't get too far away from civilization. Mr. Dollar any special reason. Yeah, I May want to contact you to let you know the Knitzen gang's been picked up in Portland or in Butte, Montana, maybe But I wouldn't count on it Expense account item two four hundred and forty six dollars and thirty five cents for a deluxe rockhound rig complete from buckskin Fieldboats to sleeping bag snake bite serum and a Geiger counter and including five days rental on a four-wheel drive Jeep But that kind of a get-up anybody'd have to find uranium just to break even But at least I figured I was equipped for any possible eventuality So I headed into the wilds And the first spot I decided to prospect was around 20 miles north of the border 50 yards back off the Highway it was known to the local inhabitants as Jake's bar and grill The bar was a war plank counter with rickety wooden stools the grills seem to consist of a rack of stale sandwiches wrapped in wax paper But it looked as though Jake himself might be paid dirt. Howdy stranger. What do you say save your money in my beer? That's a good idea, but I think I'll have a scotch this time even better idea Have something yourself You paying for it? Yeah, I'm out at that. Well, they now just have me a little this foreign hooch. Yes, sir Well, here's biting the rattlesnake check Well, you're figuring to find yourself some of that there uranium are you yeah might how'd you guess them? Duds you're wearing come from Dave Bright's place Sunday mine and clothes we call a no offense I'm hard to offend the names Johnny dollar, mr Jake meager Jake's enough though. Everybody knows them for that been around here a long time Oh, then you know this country pretty well I imagine well enough to tell you that if you find a fresh Square foot one where somebody ain't already been looking and you're doing better most tend to feet No offense there. It's just a way of talking. Well, I guess you call us a vacation, too I I don't really care much whether I find anything or not. It's just a chance to see some new country Well, I reckon you could call some of this more or less new once you get away from that there highway Oh, and how do you go about doing that? You mean by car gas Easterners ain't much on walking. Well, I have one with a four-wheel drive Get your mile or two further, but that's about all only way to do it's on foot. Yeah, you're probably right But I'd start by car at least Which side road would I take if I wanted to get lost? Around here you mean yeah anywhere along the highway between the junction and the border Well, as a matter of fact, you wouldn't have much choice there's six seven passable roads But they don't lead no place up the ranches don't even get up in the foothills You uh, you ain't getting the might drag in are you? Oh, sure fun of both of them again much blight see a mr. Dollar Well, there'll always be an England like a fellow says yeah Yeah, but them roads now The only one that might fit the bill for you is a Santa Rita summit road Oh, I think I remember that on the map. Yeah on a map Well, it it leaves a highway about three miles down and runs 14 mile back up into the Santa Rita mountain range It doesn't connect on through no dead ends couple of miles past Primrose camp none of these here roads go no place That's what I've been telling them state police for two days. They've been looking for some stick up fellas They be I reckon you heard about that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did Them fellas should be out of their minds take one of them their side roads ain't no place I could go to on them. Oh sounds logical all right You ask me them fellas jumped the border somehow That's how come they was down here in this part of the country to begin with are you probably right Jake? Anyhow, you think this summit road might get me off the beaten path It's your best bet around here. It climbs up into the pines It hits 6,000 feet at Primrose camp. It's in good shape, too Used to haul over out over the few years back there are mines up in there. No, no, no They're all worked out now. Oh few little high graders scratching for pennies But the big stuff's gone for the time being at least some folks figure it'll come back But I ain't one of them. Oh, what is this Primrose camp? Pop Mardell's place named after the old Primrose mine. Yeah, but what is it? Well Mix your things why pop is probably been making more money there than he would if the mines did come back He's got a filling station and half a dozen flimsy tourist cabins lunch counter that he's Mrs. Runs Little grocery store and souvenir shop his daughter Jenny takes care of who got a lot of things making income for him I want about customers with a place 14 miles up a dead-end road. He gets a few enough Picnicers and tourists in the summertime hunters and winter and fellas like you all year round come looking for this uranium stuff He ain't got much expense neither. It's all in the family. You see and now he's got a new hand to help Starting today. That's all yeah. Yeah, he come down this afternoon. Get the mail Yeah, you see the bus stops and drops it off here with me and pop comes down every day and picks it up Hey, I figure he likes a chance to get out of sight of the missus for an hour Sent this boy today this new hand. He's taking off. Well, not exactly a hand He's pops nephew. So he said comes out of Tulsa yesterday. Oh, I see funny thing though He sure didn't have any Oklahoma accent Jake how the boy is he? Well, hard to say between 25 and 30. Maybe a real close mouse or the fella couldn't hardly get a word out of Uh-huh nothing tall like pop why that old fella talk a leg off here if you go up there for you can open your mouth He'll sell you a tank of gas two quarts all you don't need some genuine phony or samples and rent you a couple of them Cabins Thanks for the warning Jake. I'll be ready for good luck. Mr. Dollar Whatever it is. You're a hunting What do you mean see a lot of tender feet come hunting uranium? But you're the first one that wore a shoulder holster with a gun in it a no offense.  Won't you yours truly Johnny dollar or is truly Johnny dollar starring Bob Bailey is transcribed in Hollywood Written by less Crutchfield it is produced and directed by Jack Johnstone Be sure to join us tomorrow night same time and station for the next exciting episode of yours truly Johnny dollar Roy Rowan speaking