They're brilliant, it's positive, positive. It's positive, positive. Shall I mean to God? Andrew Shows.  We're gonna start it later? Oh, we have it. You know what? I think we're in mid-roll. We got it? Oh, it's mid-roll. It's brought to you by someone, but later. It's brought to you by me and Andrew Shows. That's the fact. That's the fact. That's the fact. Brought to you by Christmas. Christmas, man, the holiday season. Santa. This is our last Brilliant Idiots podcast of the year. Last original content. Brilliant Idiots podcast of the year. Drove into the city today, no problems. Thought I was gonna be late. Left Jersey at 8.20. It's like a ghost town out this motherfucker. Which is wild, because I would think everybody would be doing their last-minute Christmas shopping. Have you done all of your Christmas shopping? I did, yeah. I mean, because my wife does all her Christmas shopping, so everything is Amazon Prime and fucking... Have you done all of your Christmas shopping? Yeah. She does everything online. I went one place in particular. Okay. Slew through my dude, Greg Yuna. You know, Greg... Greg was on here. Yes, Greg is... A dentist guy. No, no, he's a jeweler. Jeweler. Yes, that's right. Yeah, Greg's a jeweler. So I went by him to pick up a couple of things, but that's about it. That's the only Christmas shopping that I did. Greg is though. Greg is actually in the new Adam Sandler movie, Uncut Gems. They've been promoting this movie nonstop. I thought it was on Netflix. Bro, me too.   So then I finally googled it, and I'm looking at all the show times.  Yeah, come on. I heard it's good though. Nonstop, yeah. Kevin Garnett, I think, is in it as well. So that's the movie KG is in. Yes. So the movie that Adam Sandler and KG are running around promoting is Uncut Gems. Yes. Got you. Greg, you are crazy for putting that long-ass piece on your Instagram page. That's what made me think it was on Netflix. Why? Because it's just this long piece of him in the film.  And I'm thinking like, oh, it's supposed to be on Netflix. That's why I thought I could go watch it. But it's not. So I guess they either gave him that to promote. Oh, he got a Boulay copy or something, but I salute him. I do grade uni. Yeah. But yeah, you know, I had to go. I went to the ER yesterday. For? Because I'm just like the most anxiety. Okay. I can have the worst anxiety when I hear about something. What you hear about?  Nothing crazy.  But it's just a little bit abnormal for me. So I'm like, damn, did I put something else in my diet? Like what's causing me to have these headaches? And then last week, somebody that I know, his name is Tyrone Garnett. He passed away. And the first I heard that he passed away from a brain aneurysm.     I might be having a brain aneurysm.   So I already had a scheduled appointment with the neurologist on January 14th.  I'm going to the ER this weekend. Because I got to go out of the country. I'm going to Anguilla. I don't want to be worried about it.  You know what I mean?  And I'm fine.   First of all, salute to all the beautiful people that I met yesterday. But let me tell you something. In a span of me sitting down, handing in my insurance card and whatever, going through the process, I had to take a picture. I spoke to somebody's daughter on the phone. I listened to two songs. I listened to two songs. And another selfie. And another guy. Another guy had on the mask while he was talking. Like literally had the mask on. The star's mask on. The star's mask, right? I thought that was you. I thought that was you. I'm like, hey man, I don't know. I don't know. I haven't figured this. What's the word? I'm looking for. I don't like the word celebrity. I haven't figured this celebrity fame thing out. I mean, that's fame. The hospital is the great equalizer. I thought about that yesterday. It's like the airport. Yo, I thought about that yesterday.  You go to the private airport. I've done that a couple of times. But most rich people are going to the airport. Absolutely. You can go clear. You can go TSA. You can do whatever. If you have an emergency and you got to go to the hospital. You got to go to the ER. No, you're right. I thought about that yesterday. I was like, yo, man, because I was thinking just in life, we start the same place, you're in the same place. Dead and alive.  Like that's just everybody, right? Unless you get cremated, whatever. But our c-section, you know what I mean? It's the same thing, right? So for me, it's like when you're doing stuff like that happens, you have no choice. Like I thought about that yesterday as I'm sitting in the ER. I'm like, yo, the ER is really the great equalizer, yo.  Were you flattered that they were taking pictures? Like while they're dying? Yeah, you know, for whatever reason, I wasn't bothered. I wasn't bothered. Because you know, my thing is like, I think about the universe, right? And I'm like, damn, well, you know, salute to the brother. The brother was actually a really cool dude. You know, his daughter sings. Sars mascot? No, no, no. He was there because he was sick too. He did have a mask on, but he took it off to talk to me, which I appreciate it. But it's like... He appreciated that? I don't know. Keep that shirt on. Right? But he was like the funniest thing, though. He sat by me and he goes, yo, pardon my smell. I've been trapping. You know what I mean? Because the hospital is like in between like Patterson and Wayne and all these different places, right? So he was like, I'm from Patterson. So he's sitting there chopping it up and he was letting me hear his daughter. The reason I wasn't upset because I was like... Like, where was I going? Hold on. He said, pardon my smell. I've been trapping. I've been trapping. Now, let me just understand this here. Trapping is selling drugs, right? I guess... Because we had a whole conversation about that too, about the word trapping and how, you know, we can change the connotation because trapping don't always necessarily mean selling drugs. It just means you hustling. I didn't ask no questions. It wasn't my business. But if he's suggesting it, it's probably... He just said trapping. I don't know what it was. The illest part about this whole situation... How does it make you smell? It's standing on the corner. This is like an outside smell. That's all. It's business. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't nothing crazy. It wasn't nothing crazy. The illest part about him, though, that's why you can't... Perception means nothing. He's tall, brother, long dreads. He's in there because he's not feeling well.  But then he's like, yeah, go to school for culinary. I do pastries. With it real hard. With it, with it, with it.  I thought that was dope. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Then he starts showing me his brother, his brother, his brother from Paterson. He does culinary work in Miami somewhere. Wow. He works at some fancy restaurants. He's showing me all of these fancy dishes that he's made. And I'm like, yo, this is dope. Turns it out. And that's how we turned it to the... Had the trap conversation because I started talking about Trap Kitchen out of LA. And I was telling him about how... You know, look at this. They call it Trap Kitchen. Right. Trap and no necessarily always mean hustling. You know what I'm saying? Trap can just be a location. Like if the hood is where you get... If you get your money out someplace in the hood, that could be the trap. And I'm like, y'all, I can't wait to see that trap pastry spot. You know what I mean?  Yeah. Okay? They still want that goddamn picture. They're going to get that selfie. And they still want that conversation. Matter of fact, that selfie's even more valuable because you could be dead. Right? Like, imagine they got the last picture with Charlemagne the God. Hey, man. Absolutely. So you're going to get that picture for brain cancer? Possibly. Is that what you told them? No.  The doctor was like, you don't have a brain tumor. Yeah. But we were like, how do you know? Yeah, exactly. I'm like, I need a... I said, I need a CAT scan. Yeah, I need a CAT scan. He said, that's too much radiation. He was like, you know, if you get something done with your head, it would be an MRI. He said, you don't need that. All right? He said, he gave me a shot. He gave me a shot of some Motrin. Made me take three Tylenols.  They was like, just sit here.   Because I still got a headache.  And then he gave me a prescription for something that's a little bit stronger for migraines and sent me on my way. You have migraines?  Well, yeah, that's where migraines are.  You know what I'm saying?  I can't explain it. It's the weirdest thing in the world. You know what's weird? Is it like your ability to manifest things? But listen, gift and curse. That's a weird sound.  The gift is, I'll manifest a career. I'll manifest all these different things.  That's why my anxiety gets the best of me. That's why I actually title my book Anxiety, Playing Tricks, on me. But worth it. Isn't it worth it? It is, but yo, you got to get a handle on it because yo, I really do believe my thoughts become things in a real way.    It's like, stop thinking about that. Stop thinking about that. Stop thinking about that.  But the benefit is good. Like there are some annoying things that come with it. But the benefit's like being white. Talk to me. I can't relate. It's great. Talk to me. It's great. You get to achieve all these things. It's absolutely amazing. But you're different though. You're one of those people who leans into their privilege. Which I don't think you should. Well, you know what? Yeah. Well, I don't view it as privilege even if it is. Okay. I get it.  Yeah. Maybe.  Yeah. Right? So you're not going to treat these women equally. Right?   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So my feeling with like being white and white privileges, I can't treat you like an equal if I don't believe you are.   That would be if I really believed in my white privilege. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, which is what I tell all, I tell all extremely talented, gifted people that, right?   Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. But I guess what I'm saying about the white privilege thing is that if I subscribe to that, I can't treat you or Taylor or Alex or Dwayne or kind of angel. Because you have a superiority conflict. Exactly. So when you're interacting with people, you're interacting from this place of I am more privileged or I am whatever. So in order for me to treat my friends as equals, I have to not subscribe to the privileged matrix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like these people who super-subscribed to the privileged matrix are the ones that are constantly apologizing or like feeling bad or pitying. Feeling bad for the other. And then all of a sudden, you don't have real relationships with people. Like this guilt-based relationship. So it is a weird... I don't see anything wrong with that. I see it in that. It's the only way, like, that's the only way I could possibly, like, make these types of jokes with you guys. Because when I'm joking with you guys, you know that there is no filter that's being placed there because of the color of your skin, right? I'm literally making the joke that I would make.  Because I'm a comedian, but also because you're my friend, not my black friends. But if you become my black friend, now I'm treating you differently.  That's the whole thing that we're trying to go towards. I see that with a lot of people, though. Not even just, you know, taking it out of whiteness. I just think anybody that has any tremendous level of success, because don't get it twisted. Rich people, too. Absolutely. What about the rich people? And I think you even spoke about this. It's like if Beyoncé walks in the room and Beyoncé says hi to everyone. It's a total different ballgame than if... That's it! And like somebody else, like the custodian walks in here and says hi to everyone. Even though I look at it all as respect, and that's how you're supposed to be. Absolutely. But if Beyoncé does it, it's like some superpower. Can you believe she spoke to everybody? But she gotta introduce herself as Beyoncé. Oh, I've seen her do that. But that's beautiful. And then people go, why are you doing that? You don't gotta do that. But at the same time, she's like, I need to be human with you. Yeah. You know what I mean? You gotta take the edge off immediately.  Yes. I see the point. To the left, to the left. It's crazy. All the minorities to the left. Listen. As crazy as it sounds, I see the point. I'm being honest with you. I see what he's saying. Like it's almost like, yo, you just gotta... It's like checking your privilege. It's like knowing you got a gun, but I don't gotta pull it out. I don't gotta wave it until everybody get on the floor. I like to act like I don't got a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if I don't got a gun, well, I don't. Everybody feels comfortable. Yeah. No, I get it. I get it. I totally get it. You know what I mean? Like you're walking around like, yo, this guy's acting like he don't even have a gun. It makes perfect sense. I'm gonna tell you something though. I also came to a revelation last weekend therapy. I went to therapy on Friday. And I've been feeling this way for the past few months, which is actually gonna be a direct 180 from what I was just talking about. Right. But...  No, no, no, no, no. I finally... I finally feel worthy, bro. Ooh! I finally got into a place of worthy. Yeah, explain worthiness. Last year, I had a conversation with Bishop T.D. Jackson. It's something that I've always dealt with. It's like my therapist is causing imposter syndrome. Like, you know... Yes, this is very common. Yeah, yeah. Very common for women in the workplace. Really? Oh. Wildly common. I think it's very common for, like, people, especially us in the industry. It's common for us in the industry because we've achieved, you know, immense success in a field that's so difficult to feel successful. Yeah. But they say that women in the workplace, even in doing normal jobs, often have this imposter syndrome, being like, are they gonna figure out that I'm a fraud? Yeah. I really deserve this, too. I belong this, that, the other. Yeah. And that's like social conditioning that they actually grow up in. Yeah.  So, while all these people look up to you and they're like, oh my God, that's Charlemagne.  Absolutely. As crazy as that sounds. Absolutely. I deal with it all the time. It's just, it's like guilt. Like, you know, you can deal with the, I guess, survivors' remorse.  What's so different about me? Exactly. What's so, like, what's so unique and special about me? Like, there's nothing. And you'll tell yourself that, oh, there's nothing special about you. Like, yeah, whatever. And so, Bishop T.D. Jiggs told me last year and that's why I actually posted that this weekend. He told me last year, he was like, yo, you have to get to a place of worthy. And he said that it's because when you were, he said most people that were touched when they were young, he said fondly, like, you know, because I was touched on when I was eight. Yeah. And he was like, when you were touched on by you were young, you'd never quite feel worthy. And that hit me so hard because... Someone couldn't even wait. Check it out, though. When I made her stop, she started talking down on me. So it wasn't the touching it was the criticizing afterwards? Yeah. The touching would imply that, you know, you were the most worthy. Yeah. Everyone.  So it's like, I don't know. I never thought about it. But it's ingrained in you. Absolutely. Absolutely. And so he said that's a common thing. And then I remember hearing Tyler Perry speak about how you have to get to a place of worthy. Because if you don't get to a place of worthy, right? Yeah.  Right. You know, because you're not appreciating it and, you know, you'll find a way to self-sabotage. Right. You know what I mean? You'll find a way to talk yourself out of things. I want you to add those clips, too, Taylor. What do you mean? Well, you could do it in pre-production, post-production. Post-production. We're in a nice little role. It's on my Instagram. But over the past few months, right? Yo, I literally be just riding and having these, these, these, this, this energy just overcome me. I'm like, man, I'm really blessed. Like, yo, I, yo, I'm really, I really feel good. Like, yo, thank you God. Like these, these pockets of gratitude. And it's like, I can't describe it in my, my, my, my therapist was saying that it's, um, it's all of these positive endorphins. She said, it's like when you're working out, you're not, you work out. And after you feel like, whoo. She was like, it's like that. And I was like, man, I've been really feeling that the past few months. And like, yo, last week I just was like, oh, I really feel worthy.  Like I am worthy of all of this greatness that is around me.  Like I've never had like eye-opening.  Like, is this what Molly feel like? Like, is this what ecstasy feel like? Yeah. This what shrooms feel like. Really? Not shrooms. Molly. Molly. Really. So cause you know how you're operating on like a, you're operating on a deficit, right? You feel worthy. Like you were empty. So you're trying to fill that emptiness with things probably in your career, these different successes that you made, right?  Is not only do you get filled up emotionally, that void that you're talking about, right? You have excess. And then you have the gratitude. And what I realized, whenever I have excess, the first place it goes is everyone. Other people. Other people, word up. And like say what you want about religion and religious folks, but truly religious folks that really believe it, never are taking, they are constantly in give mode. Absolutely. And I think, I truly believe, and I'm someone who wasn't raised with religion, but I truly believe that their void gets filled with God or the belief in God or the belief that God loves them. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That emptiness that a lot of us feel. So it's like that, that idea, that idea of like feeling worthy is really interesting because it's a double-edged sword. Your lack of feeling worthy probably drove you to greatness. If Michael Jordan felt worthy, he wouldn't be the greatest NBA player of all time. What did Michael Jordan talk about in his Hall of Fame acceptance speech? All the rejection that he experienced. Because he didn't feel worthy. So it's this weird thing where it's like, what would you prefer? Yeah. What would you prefer? Yo, it's a process, man. And I'm gonna tell you something. It's a beautiful journey, you know? Because just me constantly feeling like that, like never feeling like I quite belong. And I always felt like that was a good energy to have because I felt like if I ever got, if I ever felt in that space, I would get comfortable. But that's not the case. Now you feel like you're still driven. I'm even more driven. And the reason I'm even more driven is because of what you just said. I want to continue to be full enough to constantly have my cup overflowing so I can provide for everybody else. That's the transition that some entertainers don't make. Some rock stars don't make. That's why a lot of these athletes, not even athletes, but that's why a lot of these entertainers kill themselves. I truly believe that. It's because they get to a point where they have everything they ever dreamed of and they're still miserable. Well, that's because they're in their head that it's about them. Right. Not about you anymore. They didn't make the transition to, oh, the new way to be, before the way to be happy was, sell this many albums, do this many tours, et cetera. Then you transition to, how do I help my friends sell this many albums? How do I help my friends do this on tour? That's the greatest. Dr. Wayne W. Dyer said that your purpose in life is service to others. It's hard to get there when you can't even serve yourself. It's like, I feel like on some level you need, you know what, when they say on an airplane, they're like, put your oxygen mask on first before you help the kids. Yeah. And our natural instinct would be, well, there's kids here, let's put the oxygen mask on first. But the plain people are like, motherfucker, if you can't breathe, you can't help nobody. You can't help nobody. So it's like, I think the idea with this, with this like fill in the void thing is, once you fill yourself, it will naturally spill over.  They just fill the top one. And then all of them start to get filled. But if that top one doesn't fill, you know how hard it is to fill each one individually. Yeah. And I don't want anybody in here that's hearing me to think that you have to get successful in order to help. Because my grandmother would, well yeah, my grandmother would always tell me that manners will take you and money won't.  It just multiplies whatever you are. Yeah. I've always been a giver just because that's what I always used to see my folks do. Right. My father, regardless of what his financial standing was, would always, was always giving something.  You know what I mean? My grandmother was always giving something no matter what her financial status was, just because she would cook and you know, you want to eat, you're hungry no matter who you were. So I was always that type of person. I would always want to, you know, just be of service to people. But now, sometimes when you, when you get an overabundance of something, you can find yourself being selfish. And it's easy for me to have this conversation now because I've finally figured it out. But even talking to my daughter the other day, my daughter, you know, they do secret santa. She do secret santa, chili and secret santa, school, all different places.  Like some candles or something like that. And she's complaining about having the same gift. And I say right now you're not being grateful that you have an overabundance of something.   And so she said, it's so funny you said that because she said to me, well, well, the person that gave it to me told me they wish they had got me something else. I said that's probably because knowing you, you made a face at her and was like, I already got this. You know what I mean? So you probably made her feel bad. We have electricity. We don't need candles.  Why would a kid ever buy a candle? That is the dumbest gift. What school is this? Are you saying you're like a special school or something like that? You said the candles are bomb. I don't care how good a candle smells. Bro, these kids are...  It's a nuisance. It's just trash.  Some of these kids are in the mind from this way more than us, bro. So they're meditating? Yes. What if they gave it? Hey, give this to your dad. He'll come down. Me and my daughter meditate together. Really? This is great. Yeah, I meditate with my daughter. Do breathing exercises and everything. This is great. Absolutely. But she had the candle. I told her, you got six of the same candle. What should you do? She was like, I don't know. Can't believe that I'm Kubernetes being that you have an overabundance of something to be a blessing to somebody else.  So if you never get one. Someone else will appreciate that candle. Who is going to appreciate a candle? The kids!  You stole from New York, yo. Why? Because you have never experienced a hurricane and had a natural disaster or anything. I did have a hurricane. Because when you do... I didn't have a hurricane. Listen, if something's gonna happen, I used my iPhone flashlight. We got a candle right there open up on the wall. Exactly. It's going to come a point in time where America's going to get hit with some type of natural disaster.  You know what, and I'm going to light the candle and it's going to go on. I'm like, wow. The most minimum amount of light. This is so exciting. Thank God. Thank God I can barely see still. He didn't want to fall.  Yes, it does. Bro, one candle. If I turned off all the lights in this room and lit one candle, you would be shocked. How dark it was. How bright it was. There'd be a little thing of light in the middle and nothing else. We still got the lights. We got the lights from the window though. Yeah, if it was pitch black. See how you guys are talking out of this candle? Listen, you would love a candle, bro. Candles suck. That's why we replaced them immediately. No, no, no. I love candles. That's why candles got to smell good because just being a candle isn't enough. They're like, hold on, did you get me a just candle? This doesn't smell like apple cinnamon or anything. They are better when they're sitting. Say what? They are better when they're sitting. Nothing when they're not. Even when they're scented.   The moral of the story.  The moral of the story.  Who raised them? The moral of the story is... Who raised these... You know what? They didn't buy a present. They grabbed some candles from their parents. Good Catholic people. All right, say again? Good Catholic people. They stole church candles. They're stealing candles from Jesus as Christmas presents.  But when you have an overabundance of something just be a blessing to somebody else. Because guess what? I told her. Our nanny just turned 60. Give her the candle. Oh, she needed that vibrator. What are you talking about? What the candle? What? That's how you make it scented. Smell like the Great Depression. The moral of the story is when you have an overabundance of something be a blessing to somebody else. Okay? Even when you don't have an overabundance of something be a blessing to somebody else.  It is an amazing experience to have. I will tell people that if you try to fill yourself first, you will... It will naturally happen where you want to give to these other people. Because right now we can sit here and be like, hey, give to each other. Give to other people. It's going to make you feel good. And it will. 100% will. Immediately. There are people listening right now they're like, ah, this doesn't make you feel good. And there's no way to convince who it does. But it's going to organically happen once you have what you need. Listen, by the way, I'm not here to try to convince you. Like when you get drunk, the second you're drunk, you're like, who wants to drink? Anybody want a bit? You're literally trying to give your friends things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? I've got two next rounds on me. Like everybody likes the drunk guy. You know what I mean? It's constantly... Depends. You're giving.   Yeah.  You're still giving.  They're okay. Who did that? I don't know. I've just seen videos. Chodyslap? What's it called? A chodyslap. What is a chodyslap? Chodyslap. So why do you act like you didn't know what I was talking about? What is that? Don't blame it on Puerto Ricans. Technically, it's Mexicans. Oh, Mexicans. Yeah. What? Don't blame this.  Yeah, but we don't do it when we're drunk. We'll be stone sober. Hey, you know what I mean? Hey, you know what I mean? Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy. He's just sitting. You know, run up behind them.  Constantly. Constantly. Constantly. That's the thing for 2020, though, man.  Do you feel like you're at a place of worthy? Yeah, no, both. Really? Intermittently. Talk to me. Times where I feel so grateful and I just want to share everything and I'm so lucky and so happy. And then there's times where, you know, I feel insecure and I feel like I need to feel it. I feel like I need to do things. Really? But I at least know what the feeling is. You know, that's cool. I at least know where I want to be and I know where I am, but I'm also motivated by not having and I'm also motivated by trying to get there.  Okay, talk to me. You know what I mean? Just as far as like, you know, taking your career in your own hands. Yeah. Telling the kind of material you want to tell. So basically you're giving the messaging you want to give out. You're telling the stories you want to tell. Yeah.  You know, a lot of different blessings that you probably wouldn't have had a year ago because you necessarily didn't feel worthy. I feel like, and I've been saying it over the past couple of years that I feel like this is the first time I'm truly walking in my purpose. Right? But that doesn't necessarily mean I felt worthy. I just felt like I was walking in my purpose. How do you, how do you, I feel like for me, probably for you, these are things for serendipitous, right? They just kind of happen and then all of a sudden you're walking in that path and then halfway through the path you go, oh, this is the path I'm supposed to walk in. Let me Google serendipitous before I answer that question. I think I know what it meant based off the context you used it in, but I don't want serendipitous. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yes. Yes. Yes. The occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. Exactly. That's what happened. It's not like you were like, I'm going to walk in my purpose today. Here's the path I walk. You were doing something and then all of a sudden within it you realize, oh my God, this is what I'm supposed to do. And I'm sure same thing with me. It's like all these different events happened which pushed me down this direction. And then now that I'm in the direction, I'm like, oh, this is the exact thing I'm supposed to do. I guess what I'm trying to say is I know there's people listening right now. They're going, how do I walk in my purpose? And the same thing that happened with stand-up comedies, people go, well, how do I find my voice? Ooh, I got that. People talk about my voice, right? It's like, how do you be Charlemagne and not the people that inspired you? I got that answer. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. That answer comes in what I just told you telling your story. And the reason I say that is because my true purpose, I feel like happened when I started putting out literature, right? When I wrote my first book, Black Privilege, because even though I've told my story on radio, told my story on podcasts, when you actually package it together and you give people this, right? And the way I packaged it, because I'm big on self-help books, right? So it's like, I gave you eight lessons that I learned in my life based off my life experiences that I think can help you. Now, prior to that, I didn't really move around like that. You know what I'm saying? I stopped going to the clubs and all of that type of stuff.  And so when the next book came out, which was just me detailing my journey in therapy, right? Like keeping a journal of things. Like literally, Chris, when did we start writing that book? It might have took four months. Wow. It might have took four months. Like honestly, because I was just keeping a journal of everything that was going on. I'm like, yo, Chris, I think I'm ready to go back in. You know what I'm saying? And so we put that out to the world. I'm just telling my story. I didn't even have it figured out yet. I still have it figured out, but I'm in the process of just mindfulness thing and going to therapy and just doing the work on myself, getting to a place of healing. And it becomes this thing where you become this unofficial mental health advocate. And people are inspired by your story and they saying that, hey, I go to therapy now because of you and things like that. So I'm like, yo, this is my purpose. This is what I'm supposed to be doing. The first book is your first real experience in giving on a macroscopic level. Meaning you've given out jewels on a breakfast club and these types of things, but they were always done for the sake of humor. This was done with humor and drama, but for the point of helping people. With the point of, yeah. And I always said that. I would say, yo, this is a self-help book for the hood. Without even me, that wasn't even a planned thing. I just like reading self-help books and I know how self-help books have helped me.  You see the effect of helping people. Absolutely. And you're like, whoa, this is what I gotta do. I gotta help people. I didn't know that my story was helping people in that way. So when you ask me about purpose and how to find purpose, I really think it just comes in telling your own unique story. That's it, whether that lends us through comedy, whether that lends us through radio, podcasts, books, music, whatever it is. The greatest thing that you can do to assist other people is tell your story. That's how you find your purpose. But everybody's story is different. You might have gotten molested and got through that. You're telling that story helps millions of people who've been molested. You might be somebody who's dealing with anxiety, depression. So you tell your story. Now you're helping millions of people who that are going through anxiety, depression. You might have gotten sexually assaulted. You might have been totally opposite. You might have had a life where you was privileged and became the next Steve Jobs, whatever it is.  That's how you find your true purpose. I truly believe that. Addictive. Yes. In what way? Is it more addictive than the reaction to a big breakfast club interview? 100%. What is the difference between a big moment in radio and a big moment in altruism, if you will, like helping other people? Those big moments in radio do nothing for me outside of an entertainment perspective. And you truly know the difference when you are sitting somewhere and one person runs up to you and tells you that, yo, man, I started going to therapy because of you, man. Thank you for talking about anxiety, depression, whatever. I've really been trying to be more mentally healthy because of you. That could be one person that nobody ever sees.  But, you know, when you... Break it down. The Soulja Boy to Kashi 6ix9ine, whatever. That's just sitting around on your phone laughing at the memes going on YouTube and watching hundreds of millions of views. Break that down, though. Break it down. So you're in the midst of, let's say, a Soulja Boy interview, right? You know it's going to be crazy, right? In the middle of it? Do you know it? Or you're surprised by the reaction? I'm just enjoying that. I promise you, I've never thought... And I told you this before, I've only thought about the aftermath of something once. Which was?  Because I did that in my mind.  We about to get married.  That's the one time I did something for that Soul purpose and it didn't feel good. Because the intentions weren't right. The intentions weren't right. Didn't feel good. Everything else is organic, naturally happening. Absolutely. But you've been in the game long enough where you're like, this is going to be effective. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could predict effectiveness. Yeah, for the most part. And so what is the situation you're in where you're like, oh, this is going to slap? Interview wise? Yeah.  If we're talking about 2019, I could say like Soulja Boy is going to be funny.  You know what I mean? I didn't know it was going to be that. Even Birdman. I didn't think Birdman was going to be that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Most of them where you predicted a reasonable amount of success with it. Man, you just can never tell. Like, oh, I stay in this year. Even when I'm having a conversation with Elizabeth Warren and I'm like, hey, you like the original Rachel Dole's all. To me, that's a throwaway line. But everybody likes it. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Discussions on Fox News. To me, that literally was a throwaway line. There wasn't nothing. I'm like, whatever. So you just never know. You really can't predict it. Certain things you can. Certain things you can't. So maybe that's the difference. What? Where it's like the success from those interviews is surprising in a lot of ways. Right? The intention was to have a funny line or to have an interesting interview. Just have a good conversation. You have a good conversation, et cetera. And then if there's this amazing reaction to it, that's icing on the cake. That's great. The intention with the book is to help someone. I think it's the same thing. Fair enough. But if the intention with the book is to help people and they come up to you and they're like, hey, you really helped me. That's different. Yeah. Because you're invested differently in it. You didn't go to that interview with Liz with Warren and go, I'm going to say this dole is all thing and everything is going to go. Maybe you do. I'm not exactly sure.  That means more than when you just kind of hand your girl a cookie and she's like, what is the most amazing cookie I've ever had? I just had some cookies. Yeah. I thought about that when I was wrapping gifts this week because by the way, I totally understand why Christmas rappers should get money. What do you mean? Have you ever tried to wrap a Christmas gift? Yo, I saw something crazy on the Internet.  Really? Yeah. No, here it is. So this is, I always put the gift in the middle of the paper. Right? We have rectangular paper. I have the iPhone. Fold the edges. Fold these. It doesn't fit. Right?   Diagonal. All the sudden.  All the sudden.  All the sudden. All the sudden.  It's perfect.  Literally turn it. What is that? 45 degrees.  No.  I don't wrap gifts. Oh, man, Taylor. Word is born.  Right?  You know what I'm saying? I feel nice and worthy. I just posted, you know, Bishop T.D. Jake's talking about worthiness and Tyler Perry talking about worthiness and N.D. I read, it's me saying you should really listen to my new album called worthy.  Right? And so I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna wrap my own, I'm gonna wrap these gifts, right? Yeah. Did exactly what you said.  Bro, I'll try to wrap four gifts.  Yeah. And I was only on gift number three.  Yeah.    Yeah.  How do we even get here? I don't know.  I know, but I bought it up for a reason. I don't remember why. I need to get my girl a gift. You ain't bought your girl a gift yet? No, I've been busy. I've been on the road. I've been building out the studio. It's been, by the way, guys, you can check out the studio by the time this comes out. We should be live. But yeah, I've been trying to get my girl. Nah, because we're going to Africa for Christmas and New Year's. You're making your girl to Africa? What part? Egypt and Morocco. Yeah. I want to see those pyramids, man. We should go to Ghana, bro. One of these days. Yeah. I was going to do definitely New Year's even Christmas, but when I saw all these celebrities going, I'm like, no, I'm not going. Yeah. So you want to eat? Everybody's going to Ghana this year. Yeah. Because it's the 400th year of slavery. So they're going to celebrate it? Yeah. You know what? It's kind of weird. I thought about that. I was like, You guys are going back. It's kind of weird, bro. Like, it's kind of weird. Why'd you put us on that boat? It's kind of weird. Like, I said it to myself, I was like, I don't know. This is odd, dude. No, I mean, I don't It's like celebrating July 4th in England. It's not the celebration of it. It's just the acknowledgement of it. I guess it's like, you know, knowing where you came from type of thing. Yeah, but Americans don't go to, like, Japan for Pearl Harbor Day. I don't do they. I don't know. No, they don't. I'm sure it's a few. Do you think? Yes. You really believe it? It's the same way that people go to people love Charleston, South Carolina because of the slave quarters and the slave markets. No, that's not why. Why? Why do they like it? I thought, oh, no, wait, maybe it was Savannah, Georgia is the one I'm thinking of. Savannah is another place. No, but Savannah was the Union Army got there on Christmas Day. I don't know. And the general to come to Sherman said, because it was Christmas Day, he wasn't going to destroy the city. Because at that time they was just engaged in total war, which means they were just literally moving from city to city down south to destroying everything. What did you do the next day? Fucked up Biloxi. I don't know. Exactly. Oh, thank you. Thank you for Christmas. But on the 26th, this is the Clutch Rock Midnight. Enjoy those gifts that 24 hours because it's over. So you're going to see the pyramid. The pyramid is going to be amazing. That's the thing. I just want to see all these amazing things that we've made as human beings and in my life. You know what I mean? We helped. Maybe the aliens pushed us in the right direction. The aliens like exactly.  Regardless, let's say they were influenced, right? Taylor, I'm not having this conversation. Let's say they were influenced. Taylor's 26. You know what's so crazy? How old are you, Taylor? 27? Yeah. 28. And how long have people been having these conversations about pyramids and who built pyramids? Since the beginning of time. She looked me dead in my eyes and said, you don't think humans made those? I'm not doing that with you. You're 28. Hey, take out some cash. Do you have some cash, Taylor? Just give me any bill. I'll show you something interesting. So when we were up in Boston doing shows, we got access to one of the first mason lodges in history. Right? I think it was the oldest one on the West Coast. Where Paul Revere was the head mason. Clearly, I candles. Love the candles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All over. Right? And I think almost every president in history has been part of the masons in some way. I think Obama's a mason. And they're this group. There's some people look at them like the Illuminati. Anybody can join, by the way, but they have this kind of like mysterious word to it. Mason lodges. The Mason lodges. We saw all these things. Now, if you look, what's that right there, Taylor? It's a pyramid, right? With an all-seeing eye on top. And if you look at a lot of like big American cities, even in Central Park, you'll see it. And D.C., you'll see it. The Washington Monument is a big... All-seeing eye? Well, no, it's a big obelisk. You see those like big pointy, almost pyramid-like structures? The Washington Monument is the only monument that doesn't have the guy on it. Yeah. It's the Washington Monument, but for some reason, it's just this big tall pyramid shape. Yeah, yeah. Why is there like this Egyptian influence in American and Western philosophy and culture? Yeah. What these guys believe, and correct me if I'm wrong, Mason folks, what these guys believe is, is that there was alien influence. Had to be. And there continues to be alien influence. And that every once in a while in history, not necessarily alien, but higher power, whatever you want to believe it is, right?  It would be God, essentially. And every once in a while, they push humanity on the right course. They nudge humanity in the right direction, right? So we're essentially a game or an experiment of theirs. And that explains all these amazing things throughout history. The pyramids, for example, electricity, right? Benjamin Franklin, you've heard the story about the kite and the key, right? They're like, they're like, that's not what really happens.     But as you know, more than anyone, you need a story to sell the people on it. You can't just go, hey, aliens come in and they influence and they told me about this electricity thing that's going to give us an amazing advantage in the new world. That's not a story you can put the newspaper or people behind. It could be if the aliens told it.  But they don't want to be known, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe they push people in the right direction without even telling them. I mean, there are a lot of ways it could describe religion. It describes all these things. Maybe they give them some information and then people go left with it or they go right with it. But still, it is an interesting way of looking at history and looking at these amazing events that happen in history and trying to fully understand why these events turn out that way. And it's like, is it influence? Is it culture? Is it the reward system? Who knows what it is? But it is uncanny the influence of these Egyptian obelisks and all this Egyptian art. As a human who's seen flying saucers before, saw my first one when I was eight years old in monks corner South Carolina, hovering over the trees and my grandmother's yard. As a human who's been visited by aliens before. Imagine how disappointing it would be. To travel from millions of light years away and end up in monks corner South Carolina. That's exactly what you would want to be.  You got the pyramids. Hey man, remember my great uncle made those pyramids? We got to check those pyramids. That's what you would want to be. And you live in monks corner. Yes, the Great Wall of China.  Who were you not molested by? Who do you think?  The aliens. How do you not feel worthy? You're the chosen one, motherfucker.  You're right. Listen, remember when I came to him and I had those cuts on both my legs? You remember that? When I had the cuts on both shins in the same exact place? Did you cut some of your hands too? I've had those. I used to have them right here. You can still see the scars. Right there. Jesus? Bro, listen. I know aliens have been experimenting on me for a long time. Really? You know who else aliens built? The Joe Rogan podcast. Really? Look at Joe Rogan's logo.  Now I'm getting into conspiracy shot. Conspiracy shot in the building. Hold on. Hold on.  Clues bomb. Hold on. You ain't never paid attention to Joe Rogan's logo.  Absolutely. Is that why you like it when your girl puts her finger in your butt? Come on now. Look at that. What does Joe Rogan have on his logo? Yeah, the third eye. That's right. 20 plus decades. Huh? Third eye awareness, baby. Oh. Come on now.  Aliens know what they doing? Aliens out there creating some of the greatest media personalities of our generation. All right. Okay. So we can spread the word about them. All right. And we believe in them. All right. We letting them know the goodness of them and God. Yo, Aliens, we appreciate you, man. Appreciate you, bro. Thank you, man. Keep showing us these blessings, man. We appreciate you. Y'all keep it up, man.  Yo, Jesus up there like, let him call me an alien one more time. Call me a motherfucking alien one more time. And you know what? I would say to Jesus, they call you and all your friends a legal alien. They're building a wall for you and all your legal friends. Yo. Jesus. Whoa. You know what I'm saying?  But salute to Jesus. It's his time. Salute to Jesus. It's his time. It's his time. What do you mean? Every year where people, yo, all jokes aside, we talk about this every year and I thought about this. Who gets less credit on, who gets acknowledged less than on Christmas? Yes. Jesus or James Brown? James Brown. But Jesus is right there with him. Hold on. What did James Brown do on Christmas? I mean, he just died. I'll be honest with you. Wow. I'll do you one better, Taylor. I didn't even know he died. James Brown? Did not know.  He really died? Jesus allegedly was born on Christmas. James Brown, I said allegedly, but James Brown died on Christmas. Yeah. Nobody cares about either one. Yeah, but nobody cares like the day people died unless they're killed. That is not true. Name the day anybody else died. Showed Jesus was killed. No, that's what I'm saying. If you're killed, we remember it.  Nobody dies calmly, and then we figure it out. Santa Claus. Santa Claus ain't dead. Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Rudolph dead. Santa Claus ate him. You think Santa Claus is going to be up there and not eat any of them fine as deers, bro? Bro, Jesus is like, and we say this every year, but it's the truth. Medicine? If there was a headliner, right? Yeah. Jesus is not even a cosh, bro. It's like... It's like... No. It's like... I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious.  That's my guy. He should headline in his hometown. All right, home country, whatever it is. What I'm saying, if it was... You know what I mean. When you do shows, as Andrew shows, you got your two opening acts, right? Right, right, right.  We're going, we're going, we're going. Jesus is not one of those. Yeah, but Jesus is not headlining. He should be. It's his day. Yeah. His name is in... It's Christmas Christ. Yeah, but it's cold outside.  He's not dressed for Christmas. Bro, if the naked... Christmas is a cold holiday. Bro, if the naked cowboy can be out there in Times Square naked. Come on now. How can he be naked, dude? I don't understand that. In this weather? That's... I mean, it's crazy. God created man in his image according to his likeness. So if the naked cowboy can do it, I know Jesus could. But did he create everybody in his likeness? Jesus? Yeah. Did you ever see some...  Do you ever do that? Like, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.  That's great because you do that with good looking guys, a good looking people. Wait, wait, wait. I did. Here we go again. There you go. Here we go. The baby's meat pic got you going. So I talk about naked men.  Yeah, I saw it. To the right. To the right.  What?  Why would y'all think that was the baby's dick? I don't know. Because the internet said so.   Bro, what I'm just saying, it was nothing... You didn't see who it was attached to. Dude, I thought it was a... Was the baby's social security number on it? I think he was talking or something. Dude, I don't even know what's going on. I was just so baffled when I said it. It looked like a bobsled. It looked like a bobsled. I thought there was a force of makings inside of it, to be honest with you. It was the biggest thing I've ever seen. And it was just curving to the right. Wait, which one are you looking at?  Now, see how different... You see how...  You see how different coaches are?      That is white privilege.  This is how whiteness works. Dick! Exactly.  Yeah, gay!  People really want to have a conversation about it. It's just perfectly normal. Like, it did curve to the right, didn't it? You know what it is?   I completely understand that. Way more paranoid about dicks. By the way, is there a lot of undercover gays in the black community? Black men care more about being associated with dicks than they do racism, bro. Ain't nobody says pause when somebody says something racist. Nobody says no racism. You know what I mean? Yo, let's go get a burger. Pause. Why? Why is that gay? I don't know! Because it's meat in your mouth. I don't know. Yeah, but that's food. We'll have a conversation.  They'll be like...  Pause. That's bad bull.   Not if you say no homo. Listen, you know what's so crazy? So if you say no homo anything after that...  You're the gayest.   You know how like, Charlemagne, you have anxiety?   Yo, you know what's so wild?  Saturday night, I'm online. I'm on Twitter because Eddie Murphy was on SNL. So I'm watching... I haven't seen it yet. I'm watching all these trending topics, right? Yeah. So it was... We're recording this Monday, by the way. Go on. It was The Baby's Penis, right? Yes. And then it was Logan Paul...  Am I tripping? No. Yes.  Am I tripping? I promised. I just was reading what people were saying. You put the whole glass in his mouth? I have no idea.  There's no way.  I will. Think about that. I got to text Logan. The baby...   Right.  Well, he's trending. Let it be the other way around.    Is that what I'm pulling up? What is? Logan Paul. Let me see this one. I don't want to see it. Hold on. There's no way. You're not going to pause that before you watch it? He's teabagging, too. He's teabagging. But you can't tell. He's playing that goddamn Mexican game Andrew was talking about earlier. Seracho. What do you call that shit? Seracho?  Jody slap. Jody slap. Jody slap. That can't be him. There's no way. That can't be him. This is my point. Is his face in that video? Nope. It's his chin. He's laying on the bed. Hold on.  The baby video. I didn't see it. What about it makes people think it's the baby? What? He was talking to the baby. You can dub that. Yeah, you can't dub that. You can dub that. You can't dub that.   Yeah, yeah.  You're right. Yeah, the Orson Welles thing, he said there was an alien attack.     That's what I would use. That would be the weapon that I love my choice. 100%. 100%. He's like an Avenger, dude. Really? Yeah. Let me see. Curves to the right? Yeah. That's impressive to you. This is the privilege. It's bigger than his feet. This is the privilege of whiteness that I admire the most. This is the angle. That's nice. Out of all the privileges white people have. Dude, I can take some dick, bro.  Out of all the privileges white people have, this is the one that I want the most. Here, look at that.   You look at one every day. Forget getting pulled over by the police and all that and not getting harassed. I want to be able to freely talk about penises. Right. Without being judged. Just do it, dude.   Okay, fill that void. I do. I don't have a problem with it.   Look, look, look. I'm not looking at that.  Hey, look, look, look. I'm cool. I'm cool. I don't want to.    Try not to do that to his too. What can I do to mine? What do you mean? It's how the angle is. If he's holding it like this, your feet are, like, not going to be... How you telling us how to take pictures of our dick? Hey, Taylor.    You saw that?   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What you think? Let's play some games now. Did you see it? I saw something.  One of the goddamn two.     That's a thing. You're just looking at the size of it. You're impressed by the size. You don't have to, like, buildings, but you can look...   You can't not look at it. You can't not look at it.  Wait, what? The thing's just bouncing around your screen and your computer's just hitting all the sides and bouncing. Real talk.  We get it. You take huge cocks. Why are you trying to defend yourself?  We know we have dicks.  Say again? Seven inches, three fourths, eight when it's warm. That's not average. You know that is true. Average is like five inches. That is true because I googled this weekend.  The average size penis is like five and a half inches, I think. That's what Taylor takes down, that thing with all the plugs put in it. The extension cord. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.  Are you sure that loaf of pumpernickel that you've been taking down on the weekends? Jesus Christ, Taylor.  That's not true. No, that is a fact. Stop, man. That is a fact. No, it's not. I read that this weekend.  I'll tell you why because you looked at the babies. I don't know why. I really don't, but I was reading about it. And they said that when you have a flaccid, when your penis, the smaller it is flaccid, the more blood can get into it to make it bigger. But the bigger it is flaccid, they said the less bigger it gets and the less harder it gets. I don't know if I can please subscribe to that, but some people do say that black people don't have necessarily bigger dicks. They just have bigger, soft dicks. No, I'm definitely a grower.  Nope, I'm a grower, bro. But hard, it evens out. Nope, on soft, I'm Mark Ruffalo. On hard, I am the Incredible Hulk. Mark Ruffalo?   Oh, I don't know. I'm just saying. Who do you think has the prettiest dick? Out of the Avengers? What do you mean? What are you talking about? What do you mean? Just narrow the scope. I mean, there's a lot of pretty dicks out there. Out of the Avengers? Out of the Avengers. Rocket Raccoon hands down. You think the raccoons? Absolutely.  Absolutely. Rocket Raccoon hands down. Why would you say that? You could just tell. Like, why else would an animal wear pants if he didn't have a big dick?  He's just packing. What do you think it's like a cute little furry thing like a rabbit foot? It's probably, when he gets hard, it probably just like peeks out. Like, hi. Yes. Like a little kangaroo in the pouch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I would say Rocket Raccoon. Rocket Raccoon. Okay. Absolutely.  Thor, hands down. No question. Why? Look at him. Huh? Look at him. What? Chris Helmsworth? Yeah, but pussy. You think Chris Helmsworth don't have a pussy? You think he got a pussy?  Chris Helmsworth? Yo. Bro, come on, man. Where is the hammer? She said he had the hammer. Yeah, he sits on it. Yo, help the white girl in. Help Blackwood on it. So you didn't see Eddie on SNL? I only saw one sketch. What sketch did you see? It was the sketch where he was, it was kind of a playoff of an old joke of his. Where I seeped it. I seeped it. He did all his old characters. The blue man was coming to eat the elves. No, that wasn't an old sketch. Well, it was an old stand-up bit that he never did in any of his specials. Really? But he did on an album he released or something. And it was about this kid who was like, when the TV cameras come around, he starts saying what happened. He's just exaggerating, making things crazier. The elf eyewitness, which is a playoff to Black Eyewitness, which Black Eyewitness is always hilarious. But the Black... He did that years ago. Look up right now. I'll look it up. Go on. But the Black Elf Eyewitness sketch really shows the level of Eddie Murphy's talent, right? Yeah. Because if anybody else does that sketch, it's probably corny. Right. But he made that sketch funny just off the sheer will of being Eddie Murphy. You know how they talk about basketball players? Like, you can't beat them just off their sheer will. That thing Michael Jordan had, that thing Kobe Bryant had. That thing they say LeBron doesn't have. He may be developing now, but it's just a will to win. That's what Eddie Murphy has with his talent. Eddie Murphy has that level of talent where he can just will something that's probably a three or four at best. Turn it into a...  Easily. It's amazing to see him do it. Let's take a break in the podcast to tell y'all it's 2020, almost 2020. And guess what? The stuff in your home that you didn't use in 2019, it's still there. It's taken up space. Come on, man. It's the new decade.  All right. Because that stuff you got is useful to absolutely no one. So don't let another year go by. Just sell it on McCurry. All right. Mercury is the spelling app. Mercury is the selling app that makes selling almost anything faster than you need to. Mercury is the selling app that makes selling almost anything fast and easy. Here's where you begin. 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You know what I'm saying? SNL is not the proper showcase for your comedic talent. I don't know. It's weird because SNL should be the pros, but it's almost like you're in college playing in a system that restricts you. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes. What I thought he did, I thought he did good. I have one, two critiques. I thought Buckwheat should have been mumble rappers because they have Buckwheat on the Masked Singer and he did Beyoncé's Single Ladies, which is like a 10-year-old song. I think Buckwheat doing mumble rappers would have been hilarious. Buckwheat doing bad and bougie would have been phenomenal to me. I also think that when it comes to comedic acting, Eddie, we see with Dolomite, I have high hopes for coming to America too now. Him on SNL, incredible. I'm just not sure about the stand-up aspect of it. I'm not sure about the stand-up aspect. I just think stand-up is very difficult. You know what I'm saying? And to get back in that stand-up ring right now, that might be a little tough for Eddie. You know what I'm saying? I think Eddie is just so cool. His demeanor is just so cool. I don't know. I'm just basing this off of what I saw on SNL, the little monologue that he did. I thought he didn't do a monologue. He did a monologue. He did a monologue. He did four or five minutes and then Chappelle came out and Tracy Morgan came out and Chris Rock came out and Keenan came out. But he did a little monologue. He had a nice little jab at Bill Cosby. What'd he say? He just talked about the fact that he's here with all 10 of his kids tonight. And Bill Cosby is in jail 30 years ago if you'd have bet me that I'd be here with 10 kids and Bill Cosby would be in jail. I would have took that bet on you being right. But he was like, guess who's America's dad now?  I don't know. I don't know if Eddie can still bring it in the stand-up space. That is the only thing that is still to be questioned.  Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. We have no reason to doubt that he can go out there and do it.  It's tough, but it's also like you're dealing with the platform.   You know what I mean? Like Eddie, once you're, Eddie is animated, right? Once you're in the joke, he creates the scene. He sets the stages for the scene, creates the scene, and then he heightens, heightens, heightens, heightens. And I think that maybe his greatest skill outside, obviously doing these incredibly good impressions, is his ability to heighten the joke. Right. Most people will leave the joke at the first punchline. He keeps heightening it. Remember back in the goonie-google? You know, the delirious? She fell down the stairs.  You know what I mean? Like, she's a bigfoot, Gus. It just keeps heightening, heightening. And SNL, a monologue, is often not written by the person itself. Right? You have a team of writers. And those writers don't know how to write like Eddie Murphy. They don't know how to create a script like Eddie Murphy, right? They're doing classic setup punchline, one-liner bits that are meant to get an applause break out of cleverness, but not really out of like funny, you know? So if you unleash Eddie in his style, remember Eddie's jokes? Eddie didn't have one joke that was one minute long. There might be six minutes, each of his jokes, these pieces, these stories. So I think when we see Eddie do stand up, and don't get me wrong, it's going to take him months to get it right. It's going to take a year, probably, for him to get it to the point where he needs to be. Maybe two. But when we see him do it, we'll see Eddie being Eddie, not a contrived monologue.  What I'm doing with Eddie Murphy is I'm doing a one-man show. I'm doing what Mike Tyson did when he was on Broadway.  I'm going to take away all expectation to have him sitting down. You know what I'm saying?  From childhood. You don't even got to do childhood. You can start with childhood, because a lot of things that happen in your childhood impact what happened in your adult life. But just telling stories about being Eddie Murphy, the 80s, 90s icon. It's like Forrest Gump. Absolutely. I wouldn't even set him up for stand up. Put him on that stand of throne. You have pictures behind him. So when he's telling his stories, and he's doing these, because he's really the OG uncle at the holiday dinner.  Great idea. I saw him on Fallon, I think it was. I wanted him late in the show. I think it was Fallon. I don't remember which one it was. But he was telling this story about Marlon Brando. How he went to dinner with Marlon Brando, and how Marlon Brando was talking to him about Beverly Hills Cop of 48 hours or something like that. And he was like, Marlon was quoting scenes from him and he goes into this whole thing where he's talking like Marlon Brando like, let's do that. Because Mike Tyson's one man play on Broadway that Spike Lee did. Incredible. And Mike ain't no comedian. But Mike went out there and he told stories about his life that were funny. That were honest. That were emotional. So he pulled at all your heartstrings. Let Eddie go out there and do the same thing. I think it would be incredible. Neil Brennan, I still say, and over the past decade, and I'm really, really thinking about this, I still think Neil Brennan has the most genius stand-up special. The one with the three mics. The three mics. Because he touched everything. It was one mic for regular stand-up. Another mic that was just... I love Neil. Yeah. I disagree. But I love Neil. Okay. Another mic that was just for straight-up Twitter punchlines.  It was a great, unique way to do stand-up. But it wasn't... I don't think Neil would be like, oh, that was better than what Chappelle put out. No, no. I don't mean content-wise. Oh. Okay, okay, okay. I mean the execution, the mechanics of it. Right. He did a spin on something that was stand-up. Yes, yes, yes. And it was successful when people talked about it. Because people need something to be shaken up. They need something different. I agree with you in that regard for sure. The thing with doing a one-man show, which I think lends to what you're saying here, is that the expectations are way lower. When you do stand-up, the expectation is to laugh. So when you're not laughing, the show is failing. Yeah. When you're doing a one-man show, the expectation is not laughter. So when you laugh, it's like, oh, I got to laugh out of this? I just want stories, bro. Here's the thing. And I'm not saying that he's not down to do this. There is an ego, I'm sure, in a stand-up. When you've done stand-up, which is the hardest, in my opinion, of the performing arts, because there's only one reaction that's tolerable. Laughter. Laughter. There's only one. Right? When you've done stand-up, then I think doing the one-man show, I know there's a lot of guys that do it and they should do it and their styles lend themselves to it. But on some level, they recognize and understand it's an easier thing to do. So maybe Eddie is going, well, I can do stand-up. I know. You know what I mean? Like, I can do stand-up. Nobody that can do stand-up does the one-man show first. It's often the people that can't do stand-up will go, well, I have a one-man show. When you're Eddie Murphy and you've got the history that he has, the things that we probably don't know about, the stories we don't know about. I would love it. Pull up the throne. It'd be more interesting. That's it. Pull up that throne. Sitting that throne like the king you are and just tell us stories, Uncle Eddie. 100%. I would much rather that than a stand-up. We know it's going to be funny. We know that we're going to learn from it. We know that it's going to pull out our emotional heartstrings. I would much rather that than put Eddie Murphy out there and say, OK, it'd be funny. By the way, that's the worst expectation in the world. That's why I admire stand-ups so much and I would never disrespect that craft. Because like you said, there's only one reaction. You got to go out there and make people laugh.   All right? That is why my favorite thing, which is another thing that I want to do, I think that we have to put out a special of people bombing. I think... No, I'm serious. I think we have to have... And you guys, Clay did that. Really? Yeah. Right after his biggest special, he put out the day the laughter died and it was just a special of him bombing. Really? Yeah. Chris, you watched that, right? The day the laughter died? No, it isn't. Andrew died, Clay, or it was an album or something like that, but he's just bombing the whole time. It was right after he was... when he was the biggest comic in the world. Bro, I would love to do a compilation of the world's greatest bombs. Oh, yeah. That would be so good. Because there's nothing... By the way, there's nothing funnier than failure. It is the truth. Watching other people fail is hilarious. Why do you think we watch the...  Oh, yeah. Like jumping, missing the dunks.  Yo, a compilation of people bombing would be absolutely incredible. Yeah. So we need to... I wouldn't mind putting that together, but we just got to have comedians that are willing to let us share those intimate moments. Right, and then have them captured. What's wrong with that? And that kind of stuff. Because it's a learning experience, right? The problem is the whole reason you do a special is to advertise yourself so more people come out to your shows. But listen, every comedian is bombed. But nobody's going to come out to someone showing the future because, like, man, why he bombed in his special? It depends. It goes back to, like, when you're a human, right? When you're a human being, it's easier to talk about your failures when you have succeeded. So if these comedians have gone on to have massive success, they wouldn't mind showing the times that they fail. Yeah, this is not a come-up story. This is the people...  And then if they do it, you get to see them at their most vulnerable doing bits that you know work. You know, like... Yeah, I think there's something there. I always wanted to do that. I was thinking about doing... This is something different, but, like, you know, when I put out the special... By the way, we're adding another show to the special because the L.A. show is sold out. So make sure you guys go get tickets for that. I've probably already announced it. But TheIndraShows.com presale code is Matador. We're recording this Monday, so I hope everything's confirmed.  Presale code, Matador. Go get those. But what we're saying? Oh yeah, what I want to do is like... When I release material, right? Mm-hmm. Material. Not when I'm messing with the crowd, that kind of stuff, but the actual material that I've been touring, the... You're seeing, like, the finished product of a joke, right? It's about a really fucked-up topic and usually takes a really fucked-up spin on that topic. But when you see it finally released in a special, these types of things, you see the finished product, you see when I worked it out to get people to laugh at this horrible thing. You don't see what it takes to get there. But that's what you do with inside jokes, right? Inside jokes, we're taught, we talk about it.  Now, it's really funny and everybody's having a great time.  Mm-hmm. And it's just understanding the process of this is what it takes to get to hear with the joke. So when you're canceling... I think that's genius. You know what I'm saying? When you cancel a comic for a joke, you don't know what part of the process he's in on. If he says, yeah, that's the finished product, the joke, and it sucks and it sucks, but I'm sure he's still working on it. He's still getting better on it. The reason I think that's genius is because I feel like that's something that's just being lost in our society period, like the process because of social media, because we're so used to seeing these finished products, right? Right. But one thing that I would encourage everybody to work on, especially going into the new decade, is like understanding that there is still a process to shit, right? And I think that that's been lost. Like you see, people don't even show you the beginning no more.  Like there is always a process to everything. Show me how to do this, son. Because when you show me how to do it, then possibly I can do it too. And even if I don't do exactly what you're doing, I understand that there's a process to things that I understand. When I'm in those moments where I'm going through that process, I don't feel down on myself. I talk to so many kids nowadays who deal with anxiety, who deal with depression.  Like they don't, because they don't see nobody else going through it. So they're like, why me? Why is this struggle happening to me? Nigga, this struggle happened to everybody. Right? You're just going through that process and I think that we should start showing people that process again. Yeah. Take you to the beginnings. Yes.    To make it happen.  This is the...  Anything you wanted to ask us all year long. You have the opportunity to ask us now. Okay. We should have Taylor read them. Okay, Taylor. Only because it'll give her something to do. I was reading on the YouTube comments one day and somebody said, yo, Taylor got a bubble.  She was a part of it. And they was like... It's like a bumper and a bully guy. And they put the timestamp and when you could see it, right?  So I go look at the timestamp. It's literally...     Pause. Zoom in. Zoom in? You zoomed in too? No. I didn't need to.  All right. I actually had the better ones on here. Come on, Taylor.   All right. From flykid.com. Real quick. Before we do this, I want to talk about one thing. Okay. I saw an absolutely... Well, we saw an absolutely amazing boxing match this weekend. Oh, man. It was a fighter named Tony Harrison. Yeah, from Detroit. It was a champ who was fighting Jermel Charlo. Rematch. Rematch. Which from a year ago, which showed you how fast the year goes by. Cause I swear I saw that fight in January. Last month. They felt like last month. So this... And I literally... We're watching on Alex's phone while we're in Philadelphia. I go on stage, shows in Philadelphia. I get off stage. And it turns out Tony Harrison was knocked out by Jermel Charlo. Before... Go. No, before that, we were in a group chat. We were in the group chat. Talking about how good a fighter Tony Harrison is. Let me tell you something. I reached out to him. I DM'd him on Instagram. I reached out to him. Cause I really want to help him market himself. This guy is so good at boxing. And I'm talking about someone who was knocked out. He is so good at boxing. He is one of the most pure intellectual ring IQ boxers I've ever seen in my entire life. He's a good solid boxer. Solid boxer. But amazing defense. Amazing timing. Amazing offense. So strategic. Everything was a chess move. Everything's setting up something else. He decided to go right at him. Played bully ball with the bully. Walked him down. The last fight he was dancing around. Keeping him on the outside. Killing him with that jab.  He took it to him. And he was...  Cause on two of the scorecards you saw. Yeah, y'all was up. But he was easily beating Charlo. He got caught with a big shot. That left hook baby. That left hook and then like four left uppercuts. He ends up doing... And the left hook they exchanged. The left hook will drop him in the second round too. That's right. But the left hook they exchanged. And Charlo's a little bit shorter. And it was amazing. Tony had his hand up blocking. But Charlo's... Caught him right on the jaw. It was right on the jaw. But still. Some people say the stoppage was even a little bit early because he was kind of defending himself when he got back up. Nah, they should have stopped the fight after the third knockdown. Then four uppercuts in a row. They should have stopped that fight. Alright, fair enough.   That's possible. You are right. Now, here's the thing.  He's the type of guy I think Van said is like if he had power, he would be the biggest guy in the world. That was you. If he had power, he'd be the biggest guy in the world. Because he is an amazing boxer. No power though. The power's not there.  I think that's what caused him to lose though. You know what? Maybe it did. Maybe he just got caught with a lucky shot. That being said. He got too comfortable.   He got too comfy. He was acting like Charlo couldn't hurt him. He got too comfy. Okay. And then he got caught. But here's the thing. His Instagram is made in Detroit 1990. He is like the rawest, purest Detroit guy when you see him. As far as boxing goes, Detroit has a great history. Obviously, I think Tommy Hearns from Detroit. I believe so. Right? And the great. Emmanuel Stewart. Yeah. Gronk Jim. Emmanuel Stewart. And that's where he trained out of.  I think there's big things for him. I just hope that he can get the marketing angle down because he has all the town.  And then when he's in the room, he's in the ring.  He did get TKL. But I think it's one of these things where it's like, all right dude, you're dealing with a beast in Charlo because you're credit to Charlo. You're dealing with the beast.    You got to do it.   The way Ruiz whacked you the first fight. And Charlo lost the decision. But he came back to show you.  Yo, credit to Charlo. Credit to Charlo. I would love to see a third fight. I don't think Charlo's people will ever give it to him. You wouldn't love to see a third fight? That's a lie. You'll be lying to yourself. You'll be lying. You'll be lying. It was a great fight. Why would you not want to see another one? Remember, look at the last text I said. I said, yo, granted a knock down or a knock out. Don't be surprised if this goes a draw because I never thought they would give the fight to Charlo. Don't be surprised if this is a draw and there's a third fight. Then I put never mind. Never mind. I saw that text. Because that level and you was like, what happened? He just went down. And I'm like, oh, matter of fact, he just went down twice. The ending of that fight? Yeah. It's no need for a rematch. No need for a rematch. I think there's no need for it. But I think what will have to happen is Harrison will have to get another belt or become number one contender and then force that rematch. He's not going to offer it to you because you're too dangerous. Absolutely. But Harrison's the type of fighter where if he don't have a fan base, nobody's going to want to fight him because you cannot look good in front of Harrison. Harrison is the type of guy who's going to make you look bad. He'll probably beat you. He might not knock you out so he's going to go to the scorecards.  You would never want to fight. It's like Winky Wright. Remember Winky Wright? Nobody wants to fight Winky Wright. Yeah, remember Winky. He didn't have power but he was an amazing defensive boxer. Get in there, touch you up and he could win decisions. That's what Harrison's going to have to do. He's going to have to win this show on personnel. He's going to have to take something out of the Mayweather playbook. You're going to have to start doing antics.  Get big. I like Harrison. I thought Harrison looked great until he didn't. I'll be honest with you. I thought he looked great until he didn't. That's what happened with him. He lost to Jared at Hey Hunt. He lost to Jared Hurd. Same way. Harrison? Yeah, and it was like he was boxing him up and all of a sudden he got caught. I thought he looked great until he didn't, man. That left hook was nasty. Strong guy. And then four left uppercuts in the row was like, God damn, bro. And honestly, I think it was just a little lapse in judgment and a lack of focus. That's it. That's showboating, bro.  You actually still have more to prove. He had more to prove and this second fight than Charlo did trying to get his belts back. 100%. And he just, he failed that test in dramatic fashion. So come on back, Tony. We support you. All right, Taylor. Let's do it. You're just a master in it. It's young Taylor. Well, I don't know if I can still call you young. How old are you? Younger than you. 28. That's obvious, though. That's not it, dude. Okay. So that's all in that.   Cam ducking.  You jump over them. Like hopscotch. What is that shit?  Double dutch. Double dutch. Double dicks.  All right. That means that's when you get in the train right on, you buy two people with baby sized dicks. All right, go ahead. All right. Hi, kid. Hi, kid. Underscore named underscore Cam. He wants to know what's your biggest trol moment of 2019? Biggest trol moment? Mm-hmm. I haven't done no trolling this year. I haven't done no trolling this year. Just cause you think it was a trol moment don't mean that it was trolling. No please do a little shoulders. I can't think of an exact one, but easier do shoulders a lot. I'm not had nomart これ this year.  That's the control. No, that's not trolling. Hearing something that somebody said about me and them not knowing that I know they said it and constantly repeating it around them, you know what I mean? I guess somebody said something like, oh, should I make things, things are all about him. So I'd constantly, yeah, it's all about me. You know it's all about me, baby. That's right, it's all about me. You know? Who'd you do that to? Eh, no worries. It doesn't matter. You do that too. Yeah, it doesn't matter. All right guys, let's take a break for a second because we gotta talk about the brilliant, idiot, law firm Morgan and Morgan.  It's a personal injury law firm that fights for the people, not the powerful. If you've been injured in a car crash or other incident, Morgan and Morgan will take on the insurance company so you can focus on getting better. On average, people who hire an attorney after a crash recover three times more than those who don't. Simple as that. These companies will try to pay you the least amount of money they possibly can. And if you get someone fighting for you, you can actually get what you deserve. With 500 attorneys in offices in Florida, New York and across America, Morgan and Morgan will fight to get you the compensation you deserve. 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Did you just, are we? No, now this is a good question people can learn from. Can I show you a horrible one? Tell me. What do you guys think about cats? Oh my God. Next level paint. This is funny though.   That's like a whole third of your body. Just stop lying uncle Shala. Like that's what we ask you. That's what you got. What are you thinking about, Maji? Okay. Yo, that's how you could become six feet.  This is a good one.  Hashtag himmy. He meant to put hezzy. Nobody shits in public places better than Andrew. No, he put a hemorrhoid.   Cheek to put my cheeks directly on the bowl. I don't believe in putting paper down on the toilet seat. I wash the toilet seat first with some toilet paper. Okay. If the toilet seat is really peed on, I'll put some water on the paper, wash it down, then do another wash with more toilet paper to dry it. Then I go cheek to bowl, but I always go cheek to bowl. I love cheek to bowl. I need to go cheek to bowl. You like the feeling that porcelain on your cheeks? I like the porcelain on the cheeks. I like the connection I get at warming up the seat. Yeah, you're not afraid of catching anything? No, I haven't caught anything so far.  I don't think that's real.  No, I don't think that's real. Taylor did say, you did say that, Taylor. Horrible segue. I don't think AIDS is real.  That was low hat, mercy. No, the dirty toilet seat, I don't think that's real. What do you mean? Cause they try to say you can get disease from dirty toilet seats. I don't think that's real. All right, go look at one.  I do wash it. Go look the toilet in the I-Heart bathroom right now there, if it's so sanitary. Next question. I like this one. Hale Gif says, is there a certain goal that brilliant idiots, flagrant two, are trying to reach besides just giving out free gems and expressing your own opinions? Is there a certain goal? Yes. Yeah, sure, but I mean, that is the main goal. It's just about enjoying a conversation talking about the things that they say that we can't talk about. I mean, that's really what flagrant two is all about is just having those conversations and making those jokes. The purpose of flagrant two is a space to make the jokes that we would make when we're with our friends, but do it publicly, and just create some normalcy in this time where you can get canceled for everything.  Yeah, I don't think that there's a goal. For me, it's just like, yeah, creating a safe space or unsafe conversation, unsafe people, you know?  You know what I mean?   You don't have to press play.  Nobody invited you.  What's that?  Yeah, I hope so. I really do know. I really do, yo.  Do you worry about that? With your upcoming special coming? No.  Yeah, I mean probably, you know, I'm sure they'll do it, but it is what it is.  I don't care because what I've realized about these pussies is that they only do it, they don't care about me. What they care about is getting these big corporations to bend to their whim. Yeah, it's people that have no power anywhere else. Trying to.  Flex some power, exactly. They're finally being hurt. They can't flex power on me. Like the reason they don't come for me now is because who they gonna cancel me from, myself?  So when I do it for the network, I'm sure someone's gonna try to do something, whatever, and that's just up to the network to man up. But if the network don't, real talk. Let's think about it. Let's say you cancel my special and it don't come out, right? Thank you. You just made my special, the most coveted special. Absolutely. In the modern times because it's so crazy. Yeah, now you can lose the kid and sell it for $2.  Oh, you canceled my special before it came out because it was too crazy? Well, we gotta see what this special's all about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So by the way, I don't worry about it. You know what's wild about that? I wanna encourage all, all potentially, all creatives with potentially dangerous rhetoric.   Let's make sure you got a small clause in your contract that they gotta pay you anyway because they should have vetted you a little bit better. That's it. You know what I'm saying? That's it. Simple as that. Okay, Gazos Papi is clearly one of Wax's girlfriends. She says, what's the most romantic gift for Wax? A new pair of Tim's are a new pair of gloves. Who is this? Who is who? I think he's got a lot of those. What, what, what, who could this possibly be? I'm looking at Gazos Papi.  Cause you know Wax don't talk to black women. We gotta have that conversation in 2020. Whoa. We gotta have that conversation in 2020. She not black? No, no, no, no. What is she? Domenicano. That's not Afro Cuban. Or Afro Latino? You know I can't tell him apart. What are they? Latino. She likes Jennifer Lopez. That's what I know. But Afro Latino, I thought they get to be black. Okay, she is that, dude. So then she's black. Yes. Yes, she's Afro Latino. Okay.  So I would tell you Miss Afro Latino. Probably a new pair of Tim's. Probably get them both. A new pair of Tim's and new pair of gloves. That's not expensive either.  Give them the combo pack. Take one glove, put it in one Tim. Put the other glove, put it in the other Tim. Give him a little combo pack. Okay. Can I tell you one? Yeah, yes. Jonte, J-O-N-T-E, underscore Bergren. He wants to know, what's your crazy experience together? You got to. What's our crazy experience together?  That nobody knows.  I don't recall that one. And then we released it for viral content. You know what I remember? That's crazy.  I know dude. I did. That's crazy. No, you were standing on his security conch shoulders. You had the camera down. Yeah, that was wild. Who's the baby now? Yeah. Okay, there's a better one. Your hair and your wings. This just reminded me of what we don't do asking these. Y'all should. I had one to have, I'm ready? Okay. For you, Charming. Mogle underscore mind underscore motives wants to know, do you think the conversation of mental health can have a negative effect? No. I've got a conversation about something positive and encouraging people to go get help for something ever have a negative effect. Like how is encouraging brothers to go get therapy to practice mindfulness, to, you know, get into exercises like meditation, you know, how could that ever possibly have a negative effect? How? Nobody has a question for him? You just have to go like, tell her why you, how can that have a negative effect? Because this is what I was thinking about with mental health though, because what if like when you go to therapy, doesn't it not give you sometimes negative effect? Like it's like a revisit. That's the part of it though. But that. That's part of healing. You got to go through that. You're going to go through that.  Like you have to go through that. You cannot heal what you don't reveal. Didn't Jay-Z tell y'all? Yeah, but you think that it's just to basically come to agreements with- When you go to the gym, the process of going to the gym is, Taylor, you know what the process of working out is and lifting weights, do you know what happens? Yeah. What happens is you tear the muscle. And when you tear the muscle, you give the muscle the opportunity to rebuild itself. And when it rebuilds itself, it rebuilds itself much stronger. So it doesn't tear from that type of impact in the future. It's a process. It's like when you're in the hair salon and they taking that weave out. You know what I'm saying?  Boom.  Like, I'm sick. That's all it is. Would you want to stop at that process of just- No, but I just think that sometimes maybe some people take it as a negative as in like they don't want to revisit it. Is your new growth negative? No. Is the new growth under your hair negative? Huh? No.  I'm giving you a hint here, Taylor. All right? Have you seen yourself with him? Because that's all. Just got it done. All right, this is the last question. Then we got to wrap this. Yes.  This is from Walking Canvas 1. The most valuable lesson you guys learned this year. Invest in yourself. It has the highest return. Mm. 100%. Simple as that. Invest in yourself. It has the highest return. The most valuable lesson I learned this year is what I told y'all at the beginning of the podcast. I am worthy. Every position that I've put myself in, everything I've attained, even the family and friends that you have around you, because that's all energy, right? Like you have to be putting out a certain energy to get that kind of energy back.  So when I look at all the great people around me, I look at my beautiful wife, my beautiful daughters, I have earned that. So the most, and I am worthy of that. But that is the most valuable lesson that I have learned this year. I am worthy. So I encourage you all to get to worthy.  And that is enough to keep you motivated and get you through until you actually feel you're worthy. All right? God bless. So I wanna tell y'all happy holidays, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa. I don't know what you ate these. What did atheists do? Nothing, right? Christmas, probably. All right. Everybody does Christmas. Everybody does Christmas.  Not having Jesus in it is the holiday becomes ubiquitous. It's not if it's Christmas. Yeah, but if you don't have Jesus all over it, then other people can go, ah, it's Christmas, let's celebrate Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get a Christmas tree.  Yeah, so you say X-mas. You say X-mas. X-mas. Why do they do that? I have no idea. Listen X. I have no idea. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.   Thank you for listening. God bless.