Hey friends today is stop five on our epic Walt Disney World Resort Hopping Staycation. We've already stayed at the Polynesian, the Grand Floridian, the Wilderness Lodge, the Boardwalk and tonight we are staying at Animal Kingdom Lodge Jombo House. Let's go do this! I love Animal Kingdom Lodge and I love Jombo House too. Kadani is a fantastic resort as well but my heart is always over here in Jombo. I just love the lobby in here. Currently Jombo House is not operating 100%. In fact most of the resorts aren't operating 100% but there is not any food eateries in Jombo House that's open. Everything is on the Kadani side even the pool so a lot of people have been flocking over there but I'm excited to be here at Jombo because it's like gonna be an empty resort and I absolutely love that. Isn't this such a fancy port-a-corsche? I love all of the buildings here at the Animal Kingdom Lodge. I love the decor and the architect.  This is what I was talking about when you actually walk in here you can't actually see the lobby because everything is actually shut. They have those little tiny square window spaces but the doors open for a grand reveal and this is what I was talking about. Look at this lobby. Isn't it huge? It's beautiful. I love all of the furniture, all of the decor. Everything is just magical in here and that big window that's straight ahead is just a straight shot to look out at the savannah and see all the nifty animals and speaking of the animals it was definitely a must that we get a savannah view. I am so excited for the sunrise. We can take a look at the map here. This is Kadani over here and this is Jombo. Another reason I decided I want to stay in Jombo is because I wanted to catch the sunrise which is going to happen up here so we actually have a room right there I believe. Yes it is on the fifth floor 5303 and we get a perfect shot of the sunrise hopefully. If I stayed at Kadani I would actually have all of the buildings at Jombo in front of it so I'm glad we made that decision. Like I said before the resort is not even like 25% open actually only the fifth floor is open and there is no eateries, food or beverage. They have vending machines but everything is located over at Kadani so it kind of makes it so that it's a completely empty resort and that really makes me happy. It's definitely not every day you get to see this resort lobby like this. This is so awesome. I just heard somebody drop some pans that is literally how empty it is in here. The Kilimanjaro club which is the club level is on the sixth floor in the main lobby that's not open at the moment and they don't even have any savannah views from that area so I'm happy that we're actually on the outskirts because I want to see some pretty animals and some pretty sunsets. It's gonna be really nice and speaking of that I don't know if we should actually mandor out there and take a look at the animals or should we actually just go to our resort room and see the view from there. I think we're gonna do both. Might as well get to the room first so I can drop off my bag. I don't have any luggage. All I do is bring reusable Disney bags. They're not even reusable ones but I reuse them. The hallway carpeting is also very awesome but also take a look at this beautiful viewing area with some rocking chairs and a wonderful look at the savannah. I can't wait to see some animals. Another really nifty thing is as you're walking the halls it actually has breaks of windows in between so you can take a look out on to the savannah and see if you can get a peek at some of the animals like right here. See isn't that kind of cool? Quick stop that is a giraffe. Also want to point out the carpet changed and it's actually even better. Look at how pretty the elevators are as well. We're going all the way up. Fifth floor please. Thank you. Ooh pretty. Look at this. Another little viewing area. Wow look at that. I already see a bunch of zebras and Coley cattle. This is a beautiful view right here. Look at this artwork on the side of the buildings. And there it is. 5303 that is us. I love it. As soon as I walked in the door I set the room up. I turned all the lights on. Shut the curtains so I can give you a grand reveal of the balcony and the savannah view and then I FaceTimed my mom because we stayed here together at Kadani and it was her first Disney World Resort stay so it was very sentimental for me to be back here. I know she cannot wait to get back and I can't wait for her to come back down and I just wanted to show her the room first thing first and now I want to show you guys the room. Give you the grand tour of all the nifty things that they got going on in here because there's a lot. First things first is probably this really nice mirror here. Look at this. It's so well decorated. Hello. Then we got our kitchen area all decked out with the nice wooden cabinets, microwave, toaster, coffee maker. Look at that. That's really pretty. Fridge, fully stocked and it's just you know your regular kitchenette area but with a little elephant and giraffe or zebra. This is the bathroom area and I like the lights actually. The lights are like this in the whole entire room. It's not so bright but it's just kind of pretty. Comes out great on camera. Look at the vanity area. The mirror is nice and I was talking about these lights. It has a really nifty little design on it and then of course the bathroom. No stand-up shower but it's still a very beautiful bathroom. Oh I'm gonna see the curtain. They always have pretty curtains in here. Look at that. That's a pretty curtain isn't it? And around the corner is kind of where the bedding is and the chill-out area. Look at that bed. Isn't that nice? I love it. Four pillows huh? Well we know who the champion is and we got a little stand here with a nice little couch. Some nifty art on the walls. It's a very homey feel actually in here. Oh and then this mirror. Look at that. It has lights in it. That's really awesome. Actually that's probably my favorite little mirror. The Wilderness Lodge one was really nice but I like this one because it adds lights. I like this big chest area right here. Some good storage for your clothes. Extra pillows and blankets. Hair dryer. Safe. It's very nice. The big old TV. I'm gonna have to put on Stacy and then some more drawers. They're all decorated and themed like so nicely aren't they? I also appreciate how the coffee tables turn into end tables. Well not really but I think that's hysterical. A little fancy actual end table with a lamp. It's very pretty. Like I said overall it's just really homey and comfortable in here. I really like the atmosphere of these rooms. But being a big balcony and view guy you know that this place is fantastic for that because there is literally a savanna full of animals right outside that window. I am so excited for that. Like that is probably the best view you can get other than the contemporary theme park view. I feel like that one is fantastic. I would love to do that one eventually. But this is probably second best view. I don't know what you guys' thoughts on that. What's the best view you can get at Disney World? I mean it's hard to beat that or the theme park view of the contemporary. Clean and sanitized ready for use. Let's get some Stacy going. Oh yes. So let's pull back to curtains here and get a look at the best thing about staying at Animal Kingdom Lodge. Look at that. Beautiful. Oh hello there.  I also love the view of the viewing area. Like that's even awesome to look at. This is gonna be great. I cannot wait to watch the sunrise. We're hopefully the sunrise is gonna come up. It's gonna take a little bit to peek over the tree line but it should be pretty beautiful and I am excited for that. And when it comes to patio and the patio size this one is definitely the winner only because they have the soft seat metal frame but there's a zebra and it makes it the winner. It's actually a pretty decent size balcony too. Look at all of this. This is just so awesome. It's so quiet. I don't even want to talk. There's zebras out there. There's actually and Coley cattle. All the really cool birds are hanging out over there. I'm gonna try to zoom in and show you guys all these nifty little birds. Yeah one in the plants right there ducking down. He must have seen I was zooming. Oh there he is. And then look at that flock of birds over there. And wait a second there were two birds in that bush. Huh. And look at this big group of people over here hanging out. I didn't even see them but that's pretty awesome.  They're very close and I can literally hear them chewing and licking themselves. I think we're gonna come back and we're gonna go explore around the resort a little bit just to give you a glimpse of all the different viewing areas. This is the main viewing area but they have several different savannahs and they have all the different name. I'm not sure what this savannah name is. I know what it is but it's just not coming to my mind right now and we're gonna go look at some of the other ones and maybe hop over to Qadani and take a look at that resort as well because this is like an activity or an attraction on its own. We will definitely be getting a lot more footage into savannah but now like I said I want to explore the resort a little bit trying to shut these doors. Thank you. How many people do you think stop and just sit here and take a look out at the beautiful view? I love it. So now we're gonna make our way out to Qadani and we're gonna catch the bus that's gonna take us on over there. It is a little bit of a distance so I would not recommend walking and as we wait for the buses the storm cloud is rolling in ran into some friends and they're coming over to Qadani with me. We're taking a bus to Qadani. And we're gonna hear thunder pretty soon. That was some intense lightning. I counted to five and then all of a sudden the thunder hit so I heard that that means it's five miles away. I don't know if that's true or not. We had to retreat back up under the Port of Crochet. Look at all this rain. In fact I feel completely just like relaxed right now even though there's like a tsunami happening like I don't feel hot. I'm sure you can't hear a thing I'm saying because the wind is just smacking the phone and blowing me almost. Here is the bus and look at he's pulling in close enough so that we don't get drenched. What a guy. I guess I'll sit here since this one is marked. There's only five seats available on the bus. We're definitely gonna get out of this storm hopefully. I wonder how the animals are liking the rain right now. We made it to Qadani. Still raining though but look at that welcome home. Seriously though I know rain is just rain but isn't that beautiful rain? Like I like the way that it's like forming a line. Here is the lobby for Qadani. That kind of rhymes a little bit. Very beautiful isn't it? I love all the colors and the lights in here. It's just a little bit smaller than Jombo but doesn't take away how beautiful it is. The viewing window is absolutely huge just like over on the other side and all the animals are probably just frolicking around in the rain. How cool is that to watch a lightning storm from in here? So because of the storm that's happening did you just see that lightning? Because of the storm that's happening outside we can't really show you around the resort so I wanted to calm down before we head back over to Jombo. Grab myself a bug light and they have a covered section with some rocking chairs that we can watch the animals play in the rain. I think that's a good idea. She likes that idea. It's covered but it's wet. Oh look at that. Look at how nifty it looks with the rain just rolling off of that. This is the whole entire front savannah here at Qadani and you can see actually in the far distance over there lots of giraffes just hanging out. I don't know what they're doing over there. Oh I hope those giraffes don't get scared by what's about to happen. Oh boy guys. So the biggest lightning strike just hit out of nowhere and look at the animals. They're going crazy and I don't blame them. I wish I caught that on camera. That was insane guys. At the moment it doesn't look like the rain is actually giving way so we're gonna go down to Sanaa and see if we can actually get in without a reservation. I know they have a bar area but I feel like it's gonna be super packed because this is the only restaurant that's open at Animal Kingdom Lodge for the moment. Here is Sanaa. It is fully booked for the night but the bar is open for takeout only when it comes to drinks. Of course you can't just mingle in here but look at that. Such a pretty bar. Another really interesting thing about some of the bars and lounges at Disney World is they get the pick of the barrel. So this is a bottle of Knob Creek right here and if you look right down there it says exclusively for parts and resorts at Walt Disney World and they literally get this made just for them. How awesome is that? So since we were actually in Sanaa and the rain stopped we were able to go out and actually take a look at the animals from the main observation here at Qadani. I'm kind of excited about that. Oh look at that. Clear skies? Kind of but at least it's not raining. Oh you're right. Look at over here. Much better. But this is the main observation area here at Qadani and right there they have the fireplace usually lit up at night. I don't know if they're doing that right now because of the current situation but it would be nice to be able to watch some fire and animals all in one. Isn't that something nifty? A rainbow over the savannah. I like it. And we get to see the little baby giraffe right there. I don't think that's an actual grown giraffe. I still think that's the little one that was here and I remember seeing it at a much smaller age. It's gotten big over time. So strange but if I was a member of the band ZZ Top, I'm pretty sure I have met my doppelganger. Look at the hat. I wish I had my poo. I wish I had my poo mask on. I got my animal kingdom mask on but look at that hat. It'd be perfect. Look unbelievable. Unbelievable. Since Qadani is facing the opposite direction of the sunset, I decided to come down here and show you guys a little bit of what the sunset would look like. It's just not over anything pretty other than Florida's beautiful nature. Look at that. Beautiful. This is the front of Animal Kingdom Lodge. Now I think we're gonna leave Qadani and head back over to Jumbo. I gotta change out the battery in the camera. Check on the view of our balcony and then explore third main observation areas in their pool area too. I couldn't show you the pool area over at Qadani because it was raining so bad but I might be able to show you one at Jumbo because it stopped. Before I head back up to the room to change out the battery, I just want to point out what a big difference Qadani is to here. Like Qadani's actual lobby may it be a lot smaller, had tons of people, not tons, I would say like 20 or 30, but not a single person over here in Jumbo. Absolutely amazing isn't it? When I came back over to my room, take a look at the view now. We literally have so many different animals. Oh and here comes a truck. Oh this is gonna be interesting. Look at all that. I think I scared them. Oh here comes the giraffe. Here comes the giraffe. Look it. This is so awesome that this is happening right outside the balcony. They're all coming to eat. Look at all of them. That's so cool isn't it? I am super happy that we came back up to the room to get the battery because we would have missed all that awesome action that was happening. They were literally feeding all of the animals right in front of the balcony. That's awesome isn't it? So now let's go back down to the third floor which is the main lobby floor and look around a little bit. Experience the Animal Kingdom Lodge. We're gonna head right down to the main observation area. I'm gonna still get some light out here too. This observation area is so much more bigger than over at Kadani. Lots more area to cover. I really wish the fire was going because right now it's beautiful skies. It is gorgeous out here. This is where the actual fireplace would normally be but look at all of this beautifulness out here and I like the music. This is great but again I'm still pretty fascinated with the fact that there's nobody out here. I don't even see a cast member. It's just me. I like it. Also there's usually cast members out here that are kind of giving you a little bit of a guide showing off all the different animals but literally like I said it is just us. If you're standing near the main lobby I can show you where our room is. So this is one and then two and then three. So we are right there right below that one. That's ours. I left the light on because we always leave the light on here. Closest I've gotten to the zebras. They've been kind of staying away from the balcony area.  Uh-oh. What's going on over there? Have you ever wondered what it was like to see a giraffe eating something up close? Maybe? Thank you. This is really awesome. I'm really having such an amazing time. Do you hear all the sounds? Like I feel bad talking. I mean there's nobody around me but like just for my self enjoyment I just kind of want to take it in and my own voice is literally blocking it out. And for now I think I'm gonna head back up to the lobby area and actually make a left to go down to the pool. Check out all the other areas like where Bulma is. What does it look like when Bulma is not open? So many questions. I'm also 100% certain that this is the most isolated stay I've had so far out of all the resorts. This is such a great place to come actually. I don't know why more people aren't taking advantage of this. I mean I understand Qadani is popular with the pool and the food but I rather have like such a glamorous resort to yourself. I mean that's amazing. This is the way that we get down to Bulma and the pool area. Like I said it's so strange seeing everything like this. This is one of my favorite little lounges. All pitch black. Nobody open. Beautiful staircase though I gotta say. Right over there is where Bulma would be. Unbelievable. Last time I was here with Bulma I was with Gracie and her family. I can't wait for them to come back. Hopefully in 2021. But look they got a little elephant and giraffe divider so you can't even go in there. Jeet Go is all closed up as well and even the quick service. I thought maybe I'd get some zebra domes. But no zebra domes today. Over on this side the pool is closed because of the actual storm that just came by. They said just for a little bit longer but that's awesome because it gives me the opportunity to show it to you guys. Normally like I said I don't like film in the pool area when there's actually people in there. It's the perfect time though. Everywhere I turn there's just some amazing scenery here at the Animal Kingdom Lodge. Like this is literally a pathway on the side of the pool but I had to stop and just say wow that's beautiful. You have your pool chairs right here but then just look up. Look at all of this. I don't know if I'm just a little bit over dramatic but I think that's gorgeous. It's starting to get dark out very quick so I wanted to skip over on the other side of the pool show you guys the flamingos because I hear them from like at least 25 feet away. Sounds like they're having a party. It's a flamingo party. Hey guys anybody know where they get that pink skin color from? Oh look at that poor duck in there. The duck's trying to get some food. Directly on the other side of the flamingo party. They actually used to have night vision safari viewing and they used to give you night vision goggles so that you can actually look out on the savannah and see the animals at night but I don't think they're doing that right now. I don't see how they could even try to do it right now.  They have two hot tubs here. Interesting. This is the dark side of the savannah right here. It really got dark out quick. Can't really see any animals but it's really beautiful especially with the music. The flamingos are still going to town over here. Crazy. I realized I was like well how do I get back from my room from here and I actually have to cross the drawbridge that's in the middle of the lobby. I got super excited now I'm like pacing my way over there. Look at this. How nifty right? Look how beautiful it is from this bridge. Oh was that timed perfectly or what? Here's a good look at the other side. Well the main lobby itself got some people down there finally. The parks have closed. Now here comes the big rush. Two people. The same floor that we're staying on is actually home to the Royal Assanti Suite. Look at this. That is your door to your room. It even has a doorbell. This is one of the most expensive rooms here at Walt Disney World. Maybe tomorrow we're gonna see if we can go inside of it. I mean it doesn't hurt to ask right? I mean maybe just take a quick peek. See hello. Now that I'm back inside the room I thought it'd be interesting just to show off the balcony at night. I'm sure you're not gonna be able to see many animals but maybe you'll see some lightning storms in the area and then maybe some animals. Maybe you'll see some lightning animals. I don't know. I mean it's gonna be pretty interesting. Well you definitely can't see the animals but there is a giraffe right outside the balcony. We can see some interesting lightning and then right in the middle there if you see a little pink top that right there is Expedition Everest or Mount Everest. How awesome is that? We're gonna try to zoom in on that. Now can't really see it much better but it's there. That's all that counts. And on that note I think it's time we go to bed. We gotta wake up early. Gotta watch the sunrise. Enjoy coffee on the balcony. I'm so excited for that actually and just get some good sleep you know. So we'll see you in the morning. Good night. Good morning. 5 a.m. that's how we do things here. Sunrises, balconies, coffee and music. I love it. Quick shout out to that mirror over there. That is the perfect nightlight. I absolutely loved it in here with that on. Now it's time to load up the good old Mr. Coffee. You know something I didn't notice? I thought this was a door that went to the other room. Actually a closet. I really thought this was like one of the... wow that's pretty crazy. We're not gonna get locked in this one. And definitely big ups to Disney for stepping up their game. I now put actual whole bottles of French Nile coffee made in the rooms. So look at that. It's like they knew I was coming. Bud Light and Coffee Mate. It's time to see how the sleepy animals are. Look at that sky. It's beautiful out. Can't see them. I'll tell you what you can't see them but you can definitely smell them. Like oh yeah very strong. So here's an idea how things might work. I know I sound like I'm a sunrise expert but I just kind of go off of a guess here. But it looks like the sun's probably gonna rise right about there. Which is gonna give us a little bit of time because it needs to clear the tree line. That's what I want. I want that Lion King opening sunrise shot. I mean that's what I want. I don't know if I'm gonna get it though. If I don't get it, it's perfectly fine. It's all about enjoying the moment. And as long as I'm having fun, which I don't think there's no way I cannot have fun right now. Unless I drop my phone or camera, I probably won't have fun. But just gotta enjoy it. Alright it's just about that magic moment. Sunrises about to peak. Coffee in hand. Ready to head out to the balcony. I really think this is gonna be beautiful. One thing has always led to another here and Bambi was no exception. The wildlife scenes in this research yielded an unexpected dividend. An idea for a new motion picture series we called The True Life Adventure. Well I hope you guys enjoyed that. Unfortunately my camera fell. Got this little thingy here. We're gonna move it back into its spot. There we go. I can't even believe that happened to me. Did I not say that earlier?  I can't even believe it. This is insane. It's okay though. I'm just happy I was able to get the shots that I did get and that it's actually still working. It's just the lens popped off. It fell off of literally. I'll show you where it fell off actually. I actually was setting my camera up on the tripod right up here because I was trying to get that sunrise shot and luckily it didn't fall this way but it fell backwards. And the bada bing bada boom. I saved all the pieces. This is all this is actually on the front of the camera. I don't think there's any way I can show you. Camera is just like this right now at the moment. Like I said I think it still works. I'm just probably gonna have to get a new one. I don't know. What do you guys think? But we're not gonna let it get this down. It is such a beautiful view. Like I said it was amazing. I am so happy. Actually I was just as happy just sitting here as I was at the Boat Docker World in its Lodge. Definitely had the great feels happening. But I think that's gonna do it for me. I had such an amazing stay here. I loved every single moment of it. Even breaking my camera really couldn't keep me down and like I said don't worry about the camera. I'm gonna get it fixed. Either get it fixed or get it replaced. What are you gonna do? Right? I'm just hope that the sunrise came out as good as I wanted it to. Even though I missed a couple clips because I was basically panicking trying to fix the camera and you know getting it to work. But I think I got enough. I'm pretty sure I did. Anyhoo, that's it. Thank you so much to my family and friends in New Jersey. They're the reason I was able to stay here tonight. My New Jersey friends. Yeah. And I think that's gonna conclude our little staycation vlog series just for a little bit. I plan on getting some other resorts eventually. But right now five of them were great. Honestly, Polynesian, Grand Floridian, World in its Lodge, Boardwalk, Animal Kingdom Lodge, all amazing sunsets. Which one was your favorite? I plan on posting all of the sunsets on their own so that you can just watch the beautiful two-minute montages without having to skip through the video. And hope you guys enjoyed the videos. I enjoyed making them. Thank you to everyone that helped me support getting these rooms. Thank you to Frank. Thank you to Sandy and Jerry. And my New Jersey friends. So we'll see you next time. Bye!


Thank you very much for coming out. Today, as you've seen, we've unveiled a new armoured response vehicle for the Queensland Police Service to be used by our third officers. This is a significant enhancement to Queensland's counterterrorism capability and also to the capability of our third teams. There are two third teams in Queensland, one based down the way here in the south-east and one in Cairns. These are the guys that involve themselves in the high-risk operations of policing. Seeds and the like are very dangerous operations but they're very highly trained, very professional and also they are the frontline response of Queensland's response to terrorism incidents. So today is unveiling of this new armoured response vehicle for the third team officers. I'd like to start with the Deputy Commissioner to say a few words or we'll have to go into the questions. Good afternoon and thank you for being here this afternoon. The new LENCO arms response vehicle provides us with a four by four capability to add to the safety of our officers and members of the community in the very high-risk activities with ourselves at times of time. It gives us a better platform to go in when persons are injured, to recover those injured persons where there might be an arm defender still loose in a situation. It also gives us greater protection during a negotiation phase of an operation where we may be dealing with armed or armed persons. So it is a great enhancement to the capacity of the Queensland Police Service as safety of our officers, predominantly the safety of the whole community. Thank you. Certainly as I said it gives us off-road capability under all sorts of environments and certainly in rain situations and it is certainly packed with the latest communication technology. It has ballistic capability meaning that it is safe in terms of persons using high calibre armaments against us. It provides for the safety of those officers inside. Apart from that certainly we are keeping confidential many of the features of the vehicle. Simply because if there is no operational capability of our specialist response people they can use strategies to try and defeat that. So we like to keep those operational issues confidential. Can you give us an example of specific scenarios? Absolutely. We often do what we contain and call out which means that we isolate a house or a property. We will be able to send this vehicle in to negotiate, to talk with those persons, the suspects in those situations without having to leave the safety of this vehicle. And that is what I mean in terms of the communications technology that is available to officers using this vehicle in safety. Obviously the use of this vehicle will only be by our special emergency response team members. They are only authorized to act in very high risk situations. And of course this won't be turning up in most cases to what you call your normal drug rate but certainly any high risk activities where we believe people are armed or have access to weapons or explosives. This is the type of platform that we now have the capability of in our organisation to add to the safety of our officers. This vehicle is worth about $400,000 at the moment. Is the funding well spent? Absolutely. As the Acting Commissioner has indicated, this is a significant investment, $400,000. Well worth it. Obviously tourism incidents hopefully going to be rare and hopefully none at all but we've got to have that capability. Our third team officers are amongst the best in the world. They are highly professional, highly skilled. They are trained for those very difficult, very dangerous operations. We are very proud of the capabilities they have. And today this vehicle really enhanced that capability significantly. Will it be deployed around the state or just predominantly? Certainly moving it around the state does take time if you don't understand a vehicle of this size. But it depends on the risk and it depends on the operation and whether or not we're responding to a call out or whether we're responding to a planned action. A planned action makes it much easier for us to travel anywhere in the state. Yes we could do. Certainly. I mean you've seen the vehicle, it's in the background normally but it's not something you can easily hide. The vehicle is going to predominantly be used as a safety platform for the operations of our people. It's not something that will be hidden.


Let's see. We're going to start with TikTok.  I'm sure you guys are tired of this topic, but there's news. There's news. Every day there's news. So the first news I saw this morning was that a judge had blocked the administration from banning the apps of both WeChat and TikTok, and that was done earlier today. So that applies to both WeChat and TikTok, the two apps that the administration had banned from being downloaded from app stores today. But then, later in the day, later in the morning, we heard that Donald Trump had approved, approved, the president of the United States himself had approved a deal for TikTok, whereby Arikall and Walmart will be purchasing 20% of TikTok USA launching a new company, supposedly an American company, owned 80%. By the way, by ByteDance, the Chinese company, but that turns out the Chinese company is owned 40% by Americans. If you had the 40% that owned ByteDance plus the 20% that owned TikTok directly, it has a majority US ownership and and that President Trump had approved the deal. Now, I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this, but I just want to point out a few of the absurdities that are associated with this. One, why is the President of the United States approving M&A deals? Why is the President of the United States determining the corporate structure of companies? Why is the President of the United States involved in such decisions? You know, the only other example of this was Obama with the other companies and then he had a whole, he had assigned a whole group to deal with this and it was, but and that was a travesty and awful and a violation of rights and horrific. But why is the President of the United States in a position to approve a disapprove of a deal to purchase a company? I mean, we have, I mean, this is supposed to be a country of laws, not of men. This is supposed to be something that we should have a due process system to decide whether TikTok is a national security threat and if so, what to do about it and that there should be some kind of objective process to do this by not the decision making of one guy who happens to be the President. It is nutty and absurd and insane and suddenly, suddenly, statist. So here's this company TikTok. And if you've ever been on TikTok, I haven't, but I guess it has short videos and a lot of young people like this and accusation is that, you know, there's a lot of personal information that is entered into this and that good information could be transferred to China. Okay, so sue them, tell them they're violating privacy laws or restrictions and create some way to block the information being transferred to China. But why is the President of the United States negotiating deals? Plus, I think he said that as part of this, TikTok will pay the US government $5 billion. It turns out that what really is happening is that the assessment is that over the lifetime of this new company, they will pay taxes with $5 billion.  Yeah, and taxes, which they would have paid anyway. But here's some other information that I found really interesting. Why did Donald Trump, the President of the United States, or we could say the central planet in chief of the United States, why did he, why did he turn down the deal with Microsoft and approve a deal with Oracle? Oracle and Walmart are teaming up together. Originally, the idea was Microsoft and Walmart were going to team up to do the deal and they were negotiating and Donald Trump said, no, why Walmart? I'm sorry, why Oracle? Oracle is the big database company that also has servers. Why Oracle? Well, it turns out, I mean, and maybe this is a complete accident. Maybe this is just irrelevant. But the fact is that it turns out that a number of Oracle executives are quite close to Donald Trump. Indeed, the CEO, Safa Katz, served on Trump's 2016 transition team. And Oracle's executive chairman and founder of Oracle, Larry Ellison, one of the, one of the giants of Silicon Valley, is among the few tech leaders in Silicon Valley who support the President and Larry Ellison has hosted a fundraiser for Trump. It is a state in Rancho Mirage in California. So I wonder if Larry Ellison just called up his buddy, Donald Trump, and said, hey, can you, can you do me a favor? Don't let Microsoft buy this.  And by the way, you know, you wanted a U.S. company to buy it outright. Let us just buy 20% because, eh, you know, that's good enough. Do us a favor. Because none of this deal is consistent with Donald Trump said he was going to do with TikTok.  It looks corrupt completely. You're worried about Biden's son sitting on boards of Ukrainian companies here, right under our nose, right under our nose. We're forcing a Chinese company to divest an asset and we're letting that asset be bought by friends of the president. I don't know. Maybe it's irrelevant. Maybe it has nothing to do with anything, but it just seems weird. And again, are we calling Walmart only buying 20% of the sentencing? 80% will be still owned by a Chinese company that is supposed to be the devil. This is supposed to be all a national security threat to the United States. And nothing's being done about this national security threat to the United States. Why? Because Walmart's buying a percentage of it. Anyway, Walmart is saying, the same as Microsoft, by the way, said that they will host all the data in Oracle facilities and secure it, make sure it doesn't go anywhere, that it's not supposed to go. Right? Oracle is lagging on cloud services. Remember, TikTok is huge, right? TikTok is massive. And the amount of, you know, all this stuff is in the cloud. And the dominant players in the cloud services business are primarily Amazon. And then after Amazon, there's Google and Microsoft. Oracle is a pretty distant fourth. This will boost, this will boost Oracle's presence in cloud computing, in cloud storage significantly. It'll give them a huge foot in that world that is a growing world. Basically, all computing is going up into the cloud. And that's where Amazon makes most of its money. It doesn't make most of its money. And what we use Amazon for, which is, you know, what we know we use Amazon for, which is to buy stuff, the real source of Amazon's profitability is cloud services. And Oracle wants to compete. And therefore, Donald Trump has handed them this massive deal where they can compete and they can create.  And of course, nothing's going to happen. Nobody's going to criticize it. Nobody's going to make a big deal out of it because nobody does. Nobody cares. These kind of things are ignored and accepted. And this is what happens when you have a mixed economy.  Yes, there was a big, I don't know, Trevor, if you're relating to, yeah, I'm not sure what Trevor's referring to, jet air contract might have had what I don't know what effect. I mean, Microsoft was got a massive contract from the from the government to do cloud computing. And there was a lot of speculation that the Microsoft got it over Amazon, a lot of speculation that the reason Microsoft got it and not Amazon is because Donald Trump hates Bezos. And this was to punish Bezos for owning the Washington Post, which criticizes Trump. That's how politics is done in Washington DC today. And not just today. Today it's just evident. And today it's out in an open and no problem. Corruption has been around forever. Somebody's saying Billy Carter, Jimmy Carter's brother got a big job in the 70s, which I don't know. Sure. I mean, this has been going on forever. But it's more and more evident and it affects more and more decisions because that's the nature of the mixed economy. And it's more and more obvious. I don't think 20 years ago, a president would have gotten involved in one deal like this. I don't think people would have asked the president to approve or not approve. This is really, this is a Donald Trump type of phenomena. And it only gets worse from here. Right? We don't go backwards. We only go forwards. That is, we go towards more corruption, more cronyism, more government involvement, more central planning, more industrial policy, which is what, what, which is what both Democrats and certain Republicans would like for this country. And Donald Trump is certainly part of that wing of the Republican Party that wants industrial policy and is engaged and promotes industrial policy. All right. That, you know, so hopefully this ends the question of TikTok and we never have to talk about it again. That would be nice. WeChat still is up in the air. What happens to them? WeChat is owned by, I think, the largest tech company in China. It's going to be interesting. I think they're going to put up a fight again. They're going to do the station. They'll take them to court. It's going to be a legal battle. WeChat is a much more of an essential piece of software than is TikTok, which is primarily for entertainment. WeChat is, is used by business to communicate with, with a Chinese counterpart. WeChat is used by a lot of people to communicate. I have WeChat. And I've got, I used to have, I haven't used it in a long time. That's how I used to communicate with kind of the pro-free market people that I knew in China. There was a whole group on WeChat, a number of groups on WeChat where we would communicate about issues over WeChat that related to activism, publication of my books in China and, and lectures and, and just discuss issues regarding China and, and freedom. 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What's up everybody? Welcome to the front yard fantasy hour presented by Fan Duel. I'm your host Simon joined as always They never miss a show not a single one of them. Josh and John Luke. What's up guys? I wouldn't do it fantastic wouldn't dare miss a show Josh. That's why I'm here today. My back still hurts But it's a little better. So we're good. We're good. You don't need a suit A million bucks feel like a million bucks right Josh exactly exactly without a doubt guys also joining Us today big running back has tried to silence him tries to wipe his name off of Twitter But we've got the very reasonable Kevin Tomkins with us for those of you that do not know Kevin You can find him on Twitter at K Tom Kinsey. That is K. T. O. M. P. K. I. N. S. I Sorry if I butchered the pronunciation of that Follow kev over there on Twitter kev is a contributor with Matthew Barry's fantasy of life He's a writer at fantasy alarm and the number one head honcho over everybody else there at lightning round Kevin, thank you so much for joining us today my man Absolutely. Thanks for having me and I you know josh. I wish I had gotten the memo I would have got my dry cleaning a little bit sooner, but I mean This is all classed up When you play games like this and you're a host of something like called the fantasy prices, right? You got to play the part you got to look the part got to be the that's what I'm doing. That's why I'm here No one does it better than josh. That's for sure. I'm I'm today's Bob Barker drew carry Whatever you want to call me doesn't matter to me. They were but they're both legends.  You know what? I've been doing Simon along those lines is I'm just not getting these wash I just re wear them I put them over there and then I've had How bad can they be for real, you know, how often do you have a wedding mixing the night or new good? No, no, I have a spare button down and suit jacket even just in case there's a wedding. So like the mr. Rogers deal Exactly. You get it. You get it. You know, what's up?  I'm sure Typically, I wear my suit pants today my bad like I said my back's a little hurt and I did I'm wearing I'm wearing lounge pants shorts Lounge pants shorts the best kind of pants guys. We got some people in the chat ready for today's show Dame, what's up? Dame said I love the Atari. Thank you It is Albert in the chat. Hello everyone. What's up? I'm glad to have you here and mr. Stamper saying hello with a cheers naughty kitty Cheers mr. Scamper. I just got watered today, but I'll cheers you anyways. Welcome. I need out. I need straight alcohol You know, I need to feel good somehow Guys today To play fantasy the price is right before we get into that game Though a couple reminders number one If you're not already following our guest kevin over on twitter go and follow him right now He's at kate hopkins. Do it. I I change it up a little bit. That's a little bit easier to understand Okay, talk about Kevin. How do you prefer to have your twitter handle pronounced? Yeah, it's kate hopkins. I I because I am the second There we go nailed it. That's even Guys after you follow him if you're watching this, that means you're most likely already on the fandal youtube or twitch channels If you're on twitch hit that follow button if you're on youtube Scribe to the channel and hit that like button to show your support for what we're doing over here And then after that super you go follow fandall on tiktok instagram twitter They're at fandall across all of these platforms and they have a whole team of almost as handsome and cool content creators Is us helping you guys win some money and win your leads not quite, but they're still we're following So they try their best. They try their best. We got kevin the chat saying bird up bird up kev bird up kev Have nation let's go I'll tell you this i've talked to kevron about this before he's threatened by other kevin So you better watch out. He always thinks they're a little better than him He I hope I can just I hope I can keep the mantle, you know keep keep the kev uh kev love going kevron So there's not a beta kev He he well see here's the thing We used to play a lot of video games together We used to play a lot of shooting games and whenever he ran into another kev on the other team game over You always lost you always got killed by that kev Telling you well i'm a boomer my my fps days were long behind me. So no What what about third person for the kids at home that's first i just play and i'll be the show. That's all I do That's all you and j you and j that is that is your That's a boomer boomer kind of game apparently and kevin you're saying every other kevin can be in any game That kev is in here saying I am the worst kevin at every game That's what he just or you know what? Maybe he's not saying that maybe he's just saying there's a kryptonite that the other kevs have I think that's more what the thing is. I think it's more i'm a beta kev There's nothing wrong with being a beta kev if you embrace it Hey, someone's got to be the beta kev. No, she didn't have alpha kevs without beta kevs Everybody knows that it's true Josh today. We are playing fantasy the prices right now You're gonna be running the game for us So i'm gonna hand it off to you now to explain to us how this is gonna work and get us running Thank you for the handoff simon. That's very kind of you. Yeah, we're playing the fantasy prices right today So guys you can see on here the fantasy prices right beautiful graphic. Thank you jail So we have three contestants that will be battling for points today We have we'll have several different rounds each starting with a bidding round Where i'll ask the three contestants to try to guess a number without going over This number might be a player team statistic the price of something a player's fantasy points It could be a bunch of different things But whoever guesses closest to the number without going over keep that in mind kev Keep it in mind without going over will get a point and you'll get to play the minigame If you're able to win the minigame then you get an additional point And it's as simple as that every minigame will be a little bit different And we'll play like this until we get to the final showcase round Where all the contestants will be asked to guess the grand total of several different items without going over Closest of the grand total gets six points second closest gets two points third closest gets nothing and whoever has the most points in the game Will be our nfl prices right champion today. Let's go All right, um, there was a lot of yee-haw's and you know, there's a lot of energy followed by Almost no energy at all. Okay. Let's go before we get into the game. I see calvin You're saying catching the show while donating plasma Shout out to calvin for doing that. There is a national blood and plasma shortage So guys if you have the ability to donate blood right now, now's the time to do it There's people that need it and there is a crisis a shortage of blood and plasma so shout out calvin Didn't think we'd be talking about that today, but that was the perfect way to bring that up before donating plasma I think he has yeah, yeah, we talked about it. We're the plasma show. We're the plasma show We appreciate that calvin Keep up the good work. Alpha plasma exactly alpha plasma right there calvin's definitely an alpha plas Oh, no way did I need I named this freaking thing what I meant to make the banner So let me just make the banner for you guys real fast make it make it naked I also said make it Mr. Scammers at high energy followed by not even crickets Guys, I'm having a bit of a crisis here. I'm going to let you in on while josh gets that figured out This pen has a lid that's a cat a ghost cat It's a cat in the shape of a ghost and I've lost it and that's like this pen is not worth having without that lid And now it's like you never had it just no I had it 10 seconds ago and now it's gone full of crisis We got the plasma crisis. We got a lot of crises. Oh my crises crises Chrysosolies for people much smarter than I think it's crisis if I'm not mistaken. Oh, I don't like that Don't like how that sounds And coop said trading plasma makes fantasy fun coop. I was hoping you were in the show. Hope you caught the intro Yeah, me too Josh are you ready for us? Oh, and josh is muted. That's why we can't if someone gets calvin some coals cash I got the banner up there the score zero zero to zero. You ready to get in there Let's do it. Let's do it. Simon. You're you're already at the top. So you're gonna get to go first. Good. Good for you, right? Good for you. I'm not gonna change up the order We are sticking with the order that we see on the screen here Simon on our first bidding round. You'll be going first jail. You'll be going second and kevin You'll be going third. Are you guys ready for the first? Yeah? I'm so ready Let's get in there. So for the first bidding round guys I want you to tell me without going over josh jacob's career receiving yards He's receiving yards. He played for three seasons. I gave you that information here 2019 or 2021 Simon without going over tell me how many career receiving yards This is how jacob's have and i'm in the private chat Just so you guys know him in case there's any like josh jacob's career receiving yards savants in the chat that know the exact number I won't see it Last year jacob's Or josh jacob's himself He would probably lie because those first couple years were embarrassing receiving yards. Why it's not his fault But uh, I think we expected him to be a bit more receiving back. I think this is going to be Kind of low What do you think simon? 831 So simon you were going with 831 career receiving yards for josh jacob's, correct? Yeah, no, I suddenly feel like that's too high and he's upset about it But he's going with it jl. We're coming to you. What do you think? 894 894 from jl kevin I don't know if you watch prices, right, but there's a little bit of uh, yeah He seems to be prices right before he seems some prices right I've stayed sick from from school. I I've I've uh ran the gamma here So kevin's going to cover the whole range from one rushing yard to 830 rushing yards jails got I mean some's got from 831 up to 895 and jails got everything above that 93 893 yeah, I said 894 It wait, okay. You said 894. I wrote down a weird looking five that could have been a four three two Well, I'm not sure what that was All right guys josh jacob's career receiving yards We got some guesses here in the chat calvin is going with 799 mr. Scampers is going with 888 I like that scamps albert's going with 675 and dan's going with 950 I like that. Dan's right. None of these answers would have me winning team is right So let's see how many career receiving yards josh jacob's has accumulated The answer is 752 The point here and you're gonna get to play our first minigame. Let me assign that point to you And we're gonna get right in there guys. Let's go Let's go. Oh Dang you kev Alpha kev coming out playing that on the missing cat I would have nailed that if that if that cat wasn't missing simon Yeah, let's see without going over the one that has your missing cat Oh Without going over albert would have been the closest with those guests of 675 calvin You guessed 799, which is the closest but you would have gone over so close kevin Are you ready for your first minigame here? Let's do it All right, kevin, you're gonna be playing who's closest who's closest all right in round one here The contestant has shown a target player and three additional players in order to win the contestant must choose The player from the group of three with the closest amount of 2021 ppr fantasy points as the target player Okay, maybe a little bit confusing right now, but it makes a little bit more sense once we see the names So the target player's travis kelsey. You got three other players here cordial patterns and mike evans and jamar chase Tell me the player high or low with the closest amount of fantasy points to travis kelsey last season Oh boy Let's try this kelsey. So He was tight and two He had at least 10 fantasy points if that helps evans had an ungodly amount of touchdowns Patterson did both receive again rushing. I'm gonna go with This is tough Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. He's gonna be this tough I feel like I win when I make it tough almost, you know, I don't want to make it too tough Like I don't want the stats to be like ridiculously close or anything But like when you guys struggle I kind of get this little giddy feeling It's I'm gonna go with jamar chase So you think that jamar chase has the closest amount of ppr fantasy points to travis kelsey last season? Yes All right. Well, we have some guesses in the chat. I'm seeing some chase. I'm seeing some mike evans Let's see if you're right. Let's see if you're right kevin. Well I Quarterl Patterson travis kelsey had 262.8 ppr fantasy points quarterl Patterson had 234.6 mike evans had 262.5 and jamar chase had 304.6 Within one within point five point three fantasy points away mike evans is the closest to travis kelsey last year I'm sorry kevin.  Let's go You're just giving us a shot. Thank you for that. Hey anything I can do for you guys Shout out to mr. Scampers for getting this one right shout out to albert and shout out to dame. Good job on that one. Let's go Ah Maria said this isn't his first price is right. That's true No, it's not when you when you see someone guess the one dollar without going over the rules or anything You definitely they understand you found a simon. I found it that looks way different than I had in my head But I like it. It looks much better. It looks like it's meant for halloween I thought it was going to be like one of those like the neon cats Like instead of a pop tart though, it's a ghost on the back It isn't ghost All right guys, you want to keep moving on here you move on to our next bidding round. Let's do it. Let's do it Um, I haven't named it yet, you know, we're still discovering it and then I see kubin You're saying if you told me someone in the entire ff industry had a ghost cat pen issue. I would immediately know Yep, seriously All right. Hey mr. Scampers. I see you to ask me to take a shot get the next Four right. I don't take a shot In a row in a row Need more impressive. They got it out of the row Actually, if you get any of the bidding round things Exactly right within five. Oh, wow. That seems fair. Okay within five. That's pretty tough Or if you get the next four actual rounds right in a row I don't take a shot mr. Scampers too easy options for you scamps easy options Kevin you're gonna be going first on this next bidding round. You ready? Yep All right for the next bidding round. We are looking for robbie anderson's 2021 season receiving yards Kevin without going over. Tell me how many receiving yards robbie anderson had last season Oh boy. Well talk about dust Oh, wait, is this the correct robbie anderson? Is it y or ie? Is this this is rob robbie anderson the wide receiver for the carolina panthers Okay, I didn't know if there's a No, just yeah, I don't I don't know how but now that you've pointed it out. I have no idea how to spell his name I'm pretty sure nobody out. Nobody does now. Let me know if i'm wrong guys, but I think this is how you spell his name I'm not gonna google it now because it might come up with his stats It's just don't do that But uh robbie anderson there he is robbie anderson. Yep Some jets picture that pops up first, but yeah, kevin. I need an answer here I'm gonna go with 804 Okay, kevin's going with 804. You think robbie anderson had 804 receiving yards last year, correct? Yes, all right, simon. What do you think? Robbie anderson's 2021 season receiving yards 599 Simon's going with 599 jl.  Yeah, I'm seeing his face down there.  I don't haunt you. I hate that line. Oh my god Uh, I tried to make it high to make it uncomfortable for you. If you wanted to just do one over me 600 You son of a gun. Oh was 600 We're gonna go with 600 All right, we have some guesses in the chat, but I'll let you know who was closest after we see the answer here robbie anderson's 2021 receiving yards was 519 519 No one's going to get a point here because On their desk, but simon is going to get to play the minigame because his guess was the closest And guess what? No one was under here. Everyone was over calvin. I get again. What was the closest but was Calvin All right, simon that's not going to get your point, but you are going to get to play the minigame You're ready to get in there. Let's do it All right, you're playing double stats simon. You're playing double stats. It is fun You know, it's a little bit it's a little bit different um Coup said 519 yards on 518 targets. That's what it felt like, right? He has so many targets every week Every week, but just couldn't bring him down because sam darnold cannot hit that deep ball. Um, that is hilarious So sammy you're me playing double stats the contestant has shown two possible stat lines for a player One of which is correct the contestant wins if they choose the correct stat line. It's that simple simon That that easy sam. The person is cedric wilson jr Cedric wilson jr And we have two stat lines here 58 targets 34 receptions 597 receiving yards and three receiving touchdowns Or is it 61 targets 54 recept or 45 receptions 602 receiving yards and six receiving touchdowns I think he had six touchdowns. I'm going to go with the six touchdown one So you think that it was 61 targets 45 receptions 602 receiving yards and six receiving touchdowns Yeah, I think he I think he's one of those guys when you're scrolling through the touchdown leaders It's like a surprising name tucked in between like the more common names that you expect to see there All right, so simon's going with the bottom answer here. Let's see if he is correct guys Let's see if he's correct Let's ah, he's correct 61 targets The other stat line was actually for donovan people's jones donovan people's jones had the other stat line there It's kind of surprising to me. I did not realize cedric wilson had this good of a season actually He was a top 50 PPR wide receiver last year. I mean, that's not much something. It's not nothing Exactly, so it's more than donovan people's jones. It is more than donovan people All right, the beta answer was correct the beta answer was correct. Oh, you know me All right guys, um, we had people getting this one correct This is career, right? I said mr. Scampers, uh, but mr. Scampers wouldn't bottom albert also went Hey, that's a good start. Mr. Scampers. That's one correct. All right. That's one Um, so everyone's getting this one correct. Good job. Good job. All right Simon you're going first you ready I'm ready I got my cat Simon according to apple.com. How much is this 14 inch macbook pro? It's got an eight core cpu 14 core gpu. I don't know what any of this stuff means but 16 gigabyte unified memory 512 gigabyte ssd storage 66 yeah, yeah, you see uh, that's what this is. How much does this brand new macbook pro cost? Oh, well, I see it comes with the charger. So yeah, thank god, right? Out of thousand dollars, um The there is another version and it came with a Maybe i'm giving away information there, but it came with a different charger actually, believe it or not I believe in If it does help simon it does play mind sweeper Okay. Oh shoot. Okay. Uh, this one doesn't uh, kevin. Oh, not this one. Oh, wow I mean, I should have included that information on the screen Oh 3499 Do you think it's 3499 dollars? Is that correct simon? I hope so 3499 simons going with kevin. What do you think in this economy?  Um, it's about 350. That's what torna did. So that made me laugh Yeah, maybe 350 k at this point. Um god 2599 Kevin is going with $2,599. Is that correct kevin? That is correct. All right, perfect jl. What are you going with? So where are the two numbers? 3,499 and 2,599 2,500 uh, I'll go with one dollar jl is taking the under over under all of these and honestly, hey, calvin I love some south park too. I guess torna dave does that's what threw about 350s from We have a lot of guesses and they're nowhere close to anything anyone guessed here on the show Uh, calvin went with 1,369 torna dave because with 1,200 albert's going with 1,500 1,399 for mr. scampers 2,000 from ria and 1,799 from game So it looks like everyone was kind of like with you know around 1,500 in the chat here Yeah All right, well, let's see according to apple.com. How much is this 14 inch mac book? Come on $1 That is gonna give it to you. You're gonna get the point. Tie this game up 111 with everyone one one one dollar and everyone else went a little too high You always round down maria No, maria I mean shout out for that. That was an awesome awesome guess.  I would have still beat you with the $1 bit It's ridiculous, but uh, great guess maria. Great guess there.  That's genius. That's genius All right, and maybe maria. Do you give that dollar to mr. Scamper's? All right, good job there jl jl. You ready for your game. Oh, yeah, everyone's played a mini game the first three rounds That's pretty fun All right jl. It's pretty fun. You're playing pick a pair That's a beautiful Wow, amazing. Do you guys remember the one game? I remember we're like my powerpoint did something weird and so that happened to me too All the fun It was every font random letters were big or capitalized and we couldn't fix it. It looked ridiculous It was like cam newton's instagram It was cam newton presents fantasy the price is right All right jail you're gonna be playing pick a pair Uh, the contestant is shown six players and a category the contestant wins if they choose two players With the same stats in that given category. Okay so We have 2021 receiving teedies and then we have six players listed here We have marquise brown kj. Osborne pat fryer and muth erin jones chris goblin and brandon iuk marquise brown his receiving teedies from 2021 matches one other player on this list kj Osborne's receiving teedies on this match one other player on this list They all match one other player on this list. You just got to give me one of the pairs that matches jail Okay, let's go with um, so there's three possible combinations that would give you the win here, right? Right. Yeah, you got three pairs Mm-hmm But you only have to give me one of the pairs I do. I only give me two players that have the same exact receiving teedies last year Let's go with Let's go with The fact that Simon's face isn't here and we just had a random little meow sound was fantastic There was a comment in the chat that made me go retrieve one of my belongings to show on stream and then I accidentally activated said belonging All right, uh, let's go with I don't know man. Let's go with marquise brown and chris godwin So you think no iuk So you think that marquise brown and brandon iuk had the same amount of receiving touchouts last season No, i'm gonna stick with my original brown and god So you think that marquise brown and chris godwin have the same amount of receiving teedies? Yeah. Yeah Confidently yes lock it in. Let's go Scampers get your answer in or you're gonna miss out on your chance. I'm trying to buy time I'm trying for you. I want to take the shot now at this point All right, let's see if you are correct jail Did marquise brown and chris godwin have the same amount of receiving touchouts last season? Well marquise brown had six How's that make you feel same as cedric wilson same as before yeah kj ausborn had seven okay kj ausborn had seven pat fryer muth also had seven. Oh, I thought about those two So kj ausborn and pat fryer muth they are one of the combos And jl erin jones had six With five each this was very this was kind of tough, you know, they're one within one touch on of each other This was a tough one. You almost at it, but you didn't so get out of here I'm trying to see if anyone in chat Oh, man, I don't think anyone did not get it. Yeah, mr. Scampers. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Hey, I'll let you just if you just get four in general you got one get four the rest of the game and I'll take your shot You know Obviously, I guess I wanted to shot I saw this comment from aria catpaw pops out of cardboard box and snags it at super speed I do have this piggy bank It is a cardboard box and then whenever you push it A cat comes out and steals the money into the box and puts it in there So you can put little coins on there and it comes out in meows and steals it Now I'm gonna let you notice mr. Scampers every time Yeah, cats cats probably don't like that Yeah, all right boxes Jl the good news is that you kept the game tied with everyone. You know, you didn't get a point It's probably not good news for you, but for simon and kevin probably great fantastic news All right guys Are we all betas if we're tired? Yes, you know the answer I'm the only alpha I feel like in the show Of course you do but well no kevin is just over kevron, right kevron. Yes over alpha kav data everything else Alpha calves are betas in every other category just within kevs All right, uh, you guys ready for the next betting round. Let's do it. Yeah, all right. Jl You are starting it out and and against coops, I guess Of course, of course, of course. Yeah Jl, I want you to tell me dk midcaf's career receptions He's played for three seasons from 2019 to 2021. How many receptions does dk midcaf have over the course of his career? 142 Jl is going with a quick 142 Simon I 142 right I usually like to make sure that's what you want to go with but yeah 142 Simon you give me no time to guess and I think and I feel like I'm anchored by your answer Which you put zero thought into like now like now now I'm revolving around 142 and and you were just like 142 who knows um 202 11 202 11 212 So 2000 20,000 211 211 211 from simon so kevin so far we have 142 and 211. What do you think dk midcaf's career receptions are? 212 Well, you're gonna lock in simon jl probably feels pretty good about that because he's not the range from 142 to 211 kevin I got it. Simon's got exactly 211 and kevin's got everything above 211 Well, let's see how many career receptions dk midcaf actually has from 2019 to 2021 dk midcaf has caught 216 206 But my alphas rise up Ha ha ha ha Wow like such a beta Alphas rise up Simon that was such a good guess too bad. It wasn't good enough because kevin could read that really should have put All right, let's use oh man, so uh, oh no albert get 205 there in the cash Sometimes close as Kevin's or Simon's guess, but really good guess there in the chat, Albert. Good job. Fantastic, Albert. Kevin, you ready? I'm ready. My friend, you ready for your next mini game here? My friend. All right, Kevin, you're gonna be playing bargain game. Kevin, bargain game, all right? Bargain game. Two players are shown, each displaying a number that is lower than the player's actual yards. The contestant wins by choosing the number that has been marked down further from the player's actual yardage total, okay? A little bit of a weird description, but look, we have Jonathan Taylor. They have two incorrect yardages next to their names. Which player has their yardage total marked down further from last season? Is it Jonathan Taylor with 1,311 rushing yards, or is it Leonard Fournette with 512 rushing yards? Who is marked down further? Who has more taken off their rushing total from last year with these numbers? This is just more big running bag propaganda. They're asking me questions about running bags. That's what I'm here for, Kevin. That's what I'm here for. He's like Jonathan Taylor, who? Like, I've never, I've drafted him, and not even if there's a fire. Yeah, definitely not even, like fifth round, eh, get him out of here. God. This is tough. To add a little pressure, Cooch's bargain game is what separates the alpha calves from the beta calves. Well, there's only two right now, so there can be only one alpha calf. It's probably. And the one, and the one already gave it to you, so. Yeah. True story. Leonard Fournette makes me wanna just say that just because of the just the so low a number, but I'm probably gonna outthink myself and say Jonathan Taylor. Lock it in. So he, I'm probably gonna, okay. So you're going with Jonathan Taylor. Do you think his total rushing yards has been marked on further than Leonard Fournette's? Yes. I'm with you. All right. We have a mix of guesses here in the chat. Maria going Leonard, we have Calvin going Leonard, we have Albert going Leonard, we have Mr. Stamper's going JT, and we have Dane going Taylor. So we have a bit of a mixed bag. Lenny feels like a trap. It feels like such a trap. All right. Well, let's see if you're correct. Jonathan Taylor, 1,311 rushing yards. He actually had 1,811. The difference is 500 rushing yards. Leonard Fournette, he actually had 812. The difference is 300. Kevin, good job on that one. You absolutely broke that. You didn't overthink it. You thought about it just enough and you're gonna get our point and really separate yourself in this game right now. Alpha Kev. Let's go. Alpha Kev. Three to one to one, but I'm coming. I'm ready. Okay. Calm down, Simon. Calm down. Big boy. That's on you guys, not on me. That's a very normal word. Andrew Cooper said, Bargain game is what separates Alpha Kev's from the Beta Kev. Wow, JL. And Beta JL's, read it after it's already been read on. You guys ever mention that one? That's a big Beta JL. Because Koop said, Bargain game is what separates Alpha Kev. Oh, now I'm seeing it. Okay, there we go. Oh, we are JL. I'm muted. I guess we're now at the third time. Big running bag. You can't hold me down. You can't hold me down. Does an 812 rushing yards from Leonard Burnett seem low? He's pretty low, right? Until you think about the whole mini reception he had and where he finished, right? Like he was a big time receiving back last year and finished fairly highly. And that's where that value came from. But the number, like, first, like it's sticker value is a little shocking. Yeah, you see that 512 and you're like, oh no, oh, that's way too low, right? All right, Kev, you're gonna be going first in this next bidding round. What's up? Calvin and you're saying steps in track. You guys are pulling it right into it. You avoided the trap. All right, guys. He's giving blood, but I mean, that's a little dicey. They're pleasant, sorry. Stay in the chair, please. All right, Kev. I want you to tell me what David Montgomery's 2020 receiving yards plus rushing yards are without going over. I want you to take his rushing yards. I want you to take his receiving yards.  But I don't want you to go over. Don't go over. Don't do it. Don't do it, Kev. Don't go over, Kev. Good Lord. 1412. So, Kevin, you are going with 1412 combined yards, right? All right, Jail, what do you think? I'm gonna go with 1180. So Jail, you're gonna go with 1180, correct? Yeah. I mean, we have 1180 and 1412 so far. I'm really struggling with what to do here. I have no idea what number I want to pick. Man, just such a hard decision. I think... You seem like you're being sarcastic for sure. I'm gonna go with 1181. I knew you were gonna do that. Just the way you were talking, you were like, Jail literally just did this to me a round ago. The number I had written down was 1247. And so just game it makes sense to go one over Jail if that's what I think it is. We'll see if it pays off. And you're lining up with one in the chat, with what we have in the chat, the chat saying anywhere from 1,234 to... No, 1,150 to 1,344. All right, well, let's see how many total yards gave him Montgomery had last season. When you add his receiving and rushing yards, you get 310 for receiving. You get 849 for rushing and you get 1,159 total, which is gonna make everyone over here. But Jail is the closest and he's gonna get to play the minigame. 1,159. Albert with 1,150. I forgot he missed time. Yes, he missed a few weeks there. Yeah. And that's an account for where this total comes from, obviously, but Albert killed it with his guess there.  Okay, no, that's fair, that's fair. What's worse than beta, Simon? Beta. Zeta. Beta. Yeah, Zeta. Zeta's, yeah, Zeta. Gamma would be immediately next. Beta, II. Zeta, II. Jail, you were not gonna get...  I didn't want to play the minigame yet. You're ready?  All right, all right. I'm excited for you to play this minigame. You get to play Mix and Match, Jail. You get to play Mix and... Whoopi. Yeah, so... The contestant has shown three players and three stats. The contestant then has to match the stats with the correct player. And it's all three correctly to win, Jail. All three. All three correctly to win. So your branding cooks, Chris Godwin and CD-Lam. You have 90 receptions, 79 receptions, and 98 receptions. Match the player with the correct amount of receptions from the 2021 season, Jail. Okay. Let's go with... Let's go with... Was this a trap? Let's go with Godwin, 98. Oh, Godwin missed time, though. Let's go with CD-Lam, 98, branding cooks, 90, and Godwin, 79. So you're gonna go with Godwin, 79, branding cooks, 90, and CD-Lam, 98? Yeah. All right. Let's see if you match all three correctly to win your extra point, Jail. So, you're wrong. Damn it. Yeah, you have a supporter, man. You switched up Chris Godwin and CD-Lam. Chris, branding cooks was correct. That's what I originally said. It was what you originally said, but branding cooks was correct. Unfortunately, you did miss up CD-Lam. And Chris Godwin, Chris Godwin did miss time, but when he was out there, he was getting a lot of catches. Albert did get this one right. Great job, Albert. Albert got it right. That's it. And that's it. Great job, Albert. Great job. Well done. All right, that's something you get in our point. Kevin, you still have a dominating lead. When I say dominating, you're winning by two points. The final showcase round can give six points to the first place guys. So, it's still anyone's game here. So, let's keep moving, guys. Ready for the next bidding round, Jail? Yep. All right, Jail. I want you to tell me, Miles Sanders, average rushing yards per season. This is his career, 2019 to 2021. Tell me how many rushing yards he averages per season? How many average per season? Okay, let's go with... Yeah, Albert is killing it. 703. 703 from Jail. Kevin, what do you think? Simon's so... I'm so bad at this game. Good Lord. 868. 868 from Kevin? So, Jail... Simon, we have 763 and 868 so far. What do you think? Just give me the one. He's just gonna take the one. He'll take the complete under.  The coaching staff hasn't used him properly in that offense. They're Boston Scott obsessed over there. All right, well, let's see if anyone is even remotely close here. Miles Sanders' average rushing yards per season is... 813, that's gonna give it to Jail. Let's go. Let's go a little bit over.  I mean, you took the under. Jail, 763. That was actually one of the closest guesses, but Auburn, who continues to kill it with his guess of 805.  And that's gonna get you a point, Jail. Let me give you that point and bring you a step closer to... It's a victory. Which might be victory. It just might be. Just might be. So, Jail, are you ready for your next game here? I've missed all three. All two so far, so yeah, give me a third. Yeah, okay, great. All two you have missed, but maybe you can... Look, this one's easy. This game's great. Easy as one, two, three. That's how easy it is, Simon. Wow. I mean, Jail, Simon. Yeah. I talked to both of you guys way too much. The contestant must rank three players fantasy points per game from largest to smallest. I changed it to points per game this time around. The contestant wins by correctly ranking all three players, all right? Smallest to largest. So you must rank three players points per game from largest to smallest. The opposite of what you said. So, 2021 PPR fantasy points per game. I want you to rank these guys. One, two, and three. Mark Andrews, Stefan Diggs, and Nick Chubb. Rank them, Jail. Rank them up. I don't like this question. Can you give me another one, Josh? No, this is your mini-game, man. I'm sorry. All right. Nick, this is for you. Thanks. Thanks, Josh. Appreciate that. Mark Andrews has a touchdown, so I feel like he's got to be number one. And then between Chubb and Diggs, I don't know. I know Chubb missed time. I'm going to go the order. I'm sorry, you said largest to smallest. So I'm going to go the order that it's written. So you're just going to go with Mark Andrews, Stefan, Diggs, and Nick Chubb in that order. Yeah, I think that is what I'm going to do. Switch it and switch it back just because that would have worked for you last time. Okay, all right. I'll switch it then. I'll do Mark Andrews, Chubb, Diggs. Are you actually switching? Yeah, I'll switch it. Simon told me to switch it, so I'm going to switch it. So you're going to go with Mark Andrews, Nick Chubb, Diggs now. Yeah. All right. This is either going to pay off or you're actually going with that. I feel like it's a lose. Yeah, I'm going with it. Let's go. Oh my God, you show me how to do that. We've had, we've had, I did this a long time ago when we first started playing this game and Simon's like, yeah, switch. I think it was pole perception. We were doing just the podcast and he's like, yeah, switch it. And I switched it and it ended up being the thing that beat him. That's awesome. That's good. We have about some Guestos in the chat. We have someone that guessed with you and then we have a couple people that guessed the other way how you originally guessed it. Oh God, oh God. So let's see, let's see, lets see if you're correct. 2021 PPR Fantasy Points per game, let's put them in order. Mark Andrews, 17.7 point PI Fantasy Home. That's pretty good. Point Mark wins. Stefan Diggs is 16.8. Is Nick Chubb a above that? He's not. He's 15-4. You have a point of wrinkly tail. That is true. Play beta games win beta prizes.  That wasn't very bad. Ah! We're being odd and pale. It was a very beta move. And Groupon, you're saying the old pole perception beta switch. Yeah, that's what we call it. It's a move. The old pole perception beta switch. Mr. Scamper's got this one right, and Calvin got this one right. Great job, Calvin. In the chat. Albert won with you. Unfortunately, he was skating with you. Albert killing an all-show. Albert was the one that went with you, though. You would have assumed that maybe. Like, you know, Albert's been killing it. It would have made sense. You think? Just this one. Just this one. So scores is the same. Kevin 3, Simon 1, JL 2. Are we ready to move on to the next bidding round? No, I want to stay right here. All right. Let's keep moving. JL, I want you to tell me Baker Mayfield 2021 passing yards. Who the F cares, Josh? We care. Tell me. 2021, Baker's receiving yards. 2,100. 2,200. 2,200, JL? Yeah. All right, JL's going with 2,200. Kevin, what do you think? 2341. 2341, Simon. Kevin, what did you say? You said 2341. I was going to say, I'm sorry. Ty, if on the show, they didn't like, if someone asks, what are the guesses they gave them to you? If they didn't do that on the show, I probably wouldn't. I try to be the best true carry I can be. If he's on the show, he's just as fuster you can be. I'll go 2342. I'm going to go 1 over Kevin here. I had that coming. I did it to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it happens. It happens. And we have guesses. And they're a little bit above you in the chat. We have some guesses that are closer to the 3,000 range, it looks like, in the chat. So what's Baker's doing? Here's the real question. Who's going to take care of his home now? Who's home? The Brown Stadium. Brown Stadium. And so we'll let him in when he has all of those groceries. That's a shame. Nobody. And Sting's going to miss his neighbor. Did you guys see that he had pitched a moving out with Baker Mayfield commercial, but Progressive shot it down?  They should have ran with it. That would have been cool. They should have ran with it. He pitched it. The Browns probably wouldn't be cool with it, right? Probably not. I don't know. But I don't think they need the Browns approval. All they needed was a stadium. Well, do they actually film in a stadium? They film in a stadium, but they don't say whether it's specifically Browns. I guess they could just use any stadium and make it work. All right. Well, Baker Mayfield 2021 passing yards was 3,010, guys. 3,010, Simon. That's going to give you the dub there. And guys, there was a lot of guesses, like I said, around the 3,000 mark, but everyone that guessed 3,000 went over. Calvin was actually the closest with his guess of 2,699. Great job, Calvin. Great job. I'm glad I went last on that one because I would have guessed over. I would have guessed like 3,300 to start it. All right. Well, guess what? You are going to tie it up with J.L. Kevin's still going to have the lead here, but you have a chance to tie it up right now with Kevin, Simon. Let's do it. I like getting this many green, correct. All right. So round seven is going to be Magic Number. Give me Magic Number. The contestant has shown two players. They win by choosing a number anywhere between the two players' stats. Wait, did you say 3,000? Oh, Tim did say 3,000. He said IDK, literally three and a K. So I missed it, but Tim, that was an awesome guess. Great job, Tim. You did, Tim. You know what? I feel bad. Hey, Mr. Scampers, here you go. You're some tequila. In honor of Tim. For you, Tim. Love you, bro. Look, and look, what was about to happen? Look what I prevented, guys. Andrew Koop coming in saying A Knowledge Timothy or the Chat Riots. Who's Timothy? I made up for it. Well, that's his name here. It's Tim. Alina, that's Tim. That's Tim's name when he shaves. Then he's Tim. Yeah, then he's Timothy. And I'm talking to Shades. Like, Shades is chess. Shades, everything. And then he's Timothy. Oh, yeah, armpits, eyebrows. Not a hair on that body. Simon, you're playing a magic number right now. And guess what? You got to tell me a number that's between Russell Gages and Darren Waller's receiving yards. Are these in order? They could be. They might not be. They might be. I'm asking a real question. Like, is the lower one on top or that's not information? That is not the way I would put this together. That's all. OK, I will go. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. You got to pick a number in between their two receiving yards. I think Russell Gage had more than I think, which is a weird way to say that. I'll say 570. You think that 570 is a number in between Russell Gages and Darren Waller's receiving yards. Yeah. All right, let's see if that is correct, sir. Let's see if that's correct. Russell Gage. He had 770 receiving yards. Uh-oh. Darren Waller had 665. Damn it. That was a pretty small range. You only had a range of 100 there. It's a little bit tougher on this one. Sorry, Simon. Your guess wasn't crazy. It wasn't crazy. Dame. Dame was in there. 700. In there, killing it with the 700. Scammers was 7 over. 777. Sucks to suck, kitty cat. That's a game. This was a very small range, though. I usually make this range a little bit bigger. But sometimes I like to make these mini games a little bit tougher. You never know where you're going to get. All ranges need representation. Small ranges, big ranges. It's not the size of the range. It's how you use it. Emotionally. Exactly, exactly. Guys, I think we have one more round before the showcase round. You ready to get in there? Let's do it. All right, this is the last bidding round. According to JBL.com, what is the price of the JBL Party Box 310? Why do I feel like the unbelievable power set? This speaker apart from the crowd, the JBL Party Box 310 packs a full party into a transportable splash proof sound machine like no other. Turn up your favorite playlist in you. I'm not going to read the whole thing. I was really hoping you would. I was so hoping you would. Turn up your favorite playlist anywhere and get together. Get togethers at home to dance parties on the beat. Bring big party vibes with 240 watts of JBL Pro sound and sync light show that grooves to the beat. Keep the phone going all night or wheel over to the campfire. Take advantage of it's impressive. Battery life. And hold on, guys. I got a little bit of something else for you. Just so you can understand this a little bit more. Look at these guys. Look how much fun they're. That is so much bigger than I thought it was. I wanted to show the size of it. Hold on. That's incredible. Look at these guys. Look at these guys having fun with this thing. Look at them. That is the total beta energy right there. That right there is alpha energy.  Singing karaoke. He's singing chat in the crowd. Wheel it around wherever you want. Guys, without going over, Simon, we're starting with you. Tell me how much this JBL Partybox 310 costs. Yeah, no problem. People don't know this, but I memorized speaker prices for fun. It's something that just, yeah, it's a hobby of mine. It's like pens. Yeah, so this one costs exactly $599. You think this costs $599, Simon? Yeah, on the dot. Unless it went on sale recently or this is a newer model, but that might have been the Partybox 309. I'm not sure. Oh, oh, they are different. I actually think there are different Partyboxes. I was looking at it a little bit. But you're going with $599, correct, Simon? Yes, $599. JL, what are you going with? I'm going to go with real fast.  So much fun. You can't put a price on that, though. Yeah, you can't. For some reason, I imagine him singing, what hurts the most? That's just what he looks like he's belting out. The Rascal Flats one? The Rascal Flats one without a doubt. Not the good dance remix. He's up there belting out Rascal Flats. I wasn't trying to change your guess, JL. This one is Kiskata. How much fun they're having. They're having fun. I'm going to go with $249. You're going to go with $249, JL, right? Yep. And Kevin, what do you think? Just slide in there and go 250. Ah! 250! He's going to cover the whole range from $250 to $599. Let's see what happens. We've got a bunch of good guesses in the chat, but let's see if anyone is really close here. It's so big, JBL, Partybox, Skos. Look how big it is up there. That's why I included these pictures. I really wanted to show the size, because if you think it's a handheld thing, it's a different price, right? All right. How much is the JBL, Partybox, 310? Honestly, in that void right there, it could totally just be a handheld, I wouldn't know. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Not to scale. Yeah. I'm trying to remember this price, but I think someone was very close. $550. I thought it was $599 for a second, actually. It's $550, which is going to give Kevin the victory here. It's going to give him the win. Going to give him the bonus. Simon's guess? Simon's guess was $599. I actually thought it was $599 for a second. That's wild. He might be right. That hurts. OK, I'll take it. Solid guess, Simon. You were the closest technically. But you went over. Let's see if anyone in the chat had anything close real fast. Oh, wow. Tim won $449. So $450, $100 off? That's a pretty good guess. That's a pretty good guess. Yeah, pretty good guess. Sorry, I'm watching out of the chat. I'm tilted. I don't blame you. Maria said, go alpha, Kev. All right, Kev, you got a nice little lead here. But in the final showcase round, someone could take that lead very easily. So you want to get this point here. Oh, rip it away from you. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Thank you, Maria. Wow. Thank you, Maria. I cracked a little bit there. All right, Kev, you were going to be playing our final round round 8, one wrong stat. Because I say, oh, my god. Because I've just shown three teams each accompanying with accompanying stats. Two teams are shown with the correct stats, and one is incorrect because he doesn't win. So I choose the team with the incorrect stat. All right. Thank you for those meows, because Simon, that was very nice. It wasn't me, that was the ghost. Of course, of course. It is actually a ghost, so you're not lying. One of these stat lines is wrong, Kevin. The Cowboys 64 total TDs in 2021. The Rams 52 total TDs, or the Raiders 49 total TDs. Which one of these is wrong? The other two are right. One's wrong. Cowboys. You think the Cowboys total is incorrect. Is that correct? Yes. Yeah. A weird way to phrase it, but I know what you're saying, I believe. I think we're on the same page. We'll inflate it. All right, Kevin thinks that the Cowboys TD total is a little bit inflated. Let's see if he's correct. Well, I'm sorry, you were incorrect, Kev. You were incorrect. The Raiders are actually, the Cowboys had the most TDs in the league last year. By far, actually. 64 is by far the largest amount of TDs by any team. The Raiders were actually quite a bit lower than 49, but I knew this was going to be tricky for that exact reason, Kev. I knew the Cowboys.  Like, that was, they were probably so jealous of the Cowboys. Great job, Albert. And great job, Dame. Both getting that one correct. Great job. Dame on a hot streak, I feel like. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right, guys, all we have left is the showcase round, Albert. I mean, Mr. Scampers, I think this is gonna be your last chance to get me to take a shot.  You already succeeded. No, Mr. Scampers didn't call me to take a shot. That was Tim. That was my mistake with Tim, obviously. Obviously. Obviously. I don't know if you cheated here, Maria, but I'm gonna allow it. Raiders, she just wrote that, but hey, I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna take that. Just that. All right, guys. Getting into our final showcase round, contestants will be asked to guess the grand total of several Raiders without going over. Closest gets six points. Second closest gets two points. Time for some math. So whoever gets this one right is gonna win this game. It's as simple as that, guys. It's that simple. Whoever's the closest here wins our game today. Guys, I want you to take Dalvin Cook's 2021 rushing yards, Sam Darnoldt's 2021 passing yards, Dalton Schultz's 2021 receiving yards and Mike Evans's career receptions is in eight seasons. Played eight seasons, 2014 to 2021. I want you to take all those stats and add them together without going over. Give me a grand total of these four things. All right. Dalvin Cook's 2021 rushing yards, Sam Darnoldt's 2021 passing yards, Dalton Schultz's 2021 receiving yards and Mike Evans's career receptions. I want you to, I guess, make guesses for all four of these things. Add those guesses together and tell me what you got, but try not to go over, because you're probably not going to win if you go over six times. I'm having to do math in my head now. Andrew's saying this question is nonsense. I refuse. Well, try it out, Andrew. Just give it a shot, you know? Just give it a shot. Just give it a shot. Just give it the old college try. Dalvin Cook's 2021 rushing yards, Sam Darnoldt's 2021 passing yards, Dalton Schultz's 2021 receiving yards and Mike Evans's career receptions. Receptions, guys. Not reception yards, okay? Reception yards. Reception yards. That's a weird way to put it. Reception's career, that's six, seven. Okay. I have a number. Andrew Coop is going with a billion and actually he got the last one right. He said it a couple of times now, like well after we like reveal the answer. So he must not be cheating here. It will stop this. Thank you, Andrew. Yeah, the old Scott fish. He's blowing the old Scott fish on us. So guys, I didn't mention, Kevin. I'm gonna ask you to write this down because we're all gonna reveal it at the same time. Yep. Okay, you gotta read it down. Perfect, perfect, perfect. How are you guys feeling? You got stuff written down? Let me write it bigger. Okay. Wait, I gotta do a simple math. I have to do a simple math. It's the end of the show, whatever. It's Friday. Let's go.  Just like my back hurts, I'll take a shot. Yeah. All right. I got it. My back just hurts. I'm feeling all right about this one, but I could be so wrong. All right, guys. Well, Simon seems confident. That's good. That's good. I want you guys to just put it up there. Put your numbers up there. Y'all got something written down? So three, Kevin, can you put yourself? Yep. So five, eight, nine, one from Kev, JL4750.  So JL4750, right? Yeah. Simon, 3468, right? Correct. And then Kevin, 5801, correct? 5891. Oh, 91. I actually did write down a nine. I just didn't emphasize the line. Got a lot of good guesses in the chat. Calvin going with 10,069. Tim going with 5,696 game, 4,500. Albert, 4,699. Mr. Scamper's 5,003. So let's just see what the real answer is. Let's just see what the real answer is. So down and cook, 2021 rushing yards, 1,159. Oh, it was a little low. Sam Darnold, 2021 passing yards, 2,527. Oh, okay. A little low, but not too far. Dalton Schultz, 2020 receiving yards, 808. Low. And Mike Evans, career reception, 606. Oh, it was low on the ground. I think I'm pretty close. Of 5,100, it's going to give JL the win here. Wow. Yeah. And now it's going to give you two points, actually. Kevin, you were technically closer than Simon, but you went over. Unfortunately, that's going to tie you up with Simon here. But hey, this was a close game. Very good game. Kevin, thank you a lot for coming on. This was a lot of fun. And thank you so much. I'm now beta-kev. Yeah, beta-kev. I'm now alpha-kev. Well, I need to remind you guys of something that we all learned at a very young age. So Kev, you and I came in second. JL came in first. And I believe it goes first is the worst. Second is the best, right? Like, I'm pretty sure we remember that. You can't be with your words, Simon. Oh, JL, just watch what words I can hurt you with after this show. I got plenty of words that can hurt you. Guys, that is going to be it for us this evening. Thank you, everybody who tuned in. And another huge thanks to Kev. Kevin, thank you so much for taking the time to come on and play with us today. Thanks, fellas. This was awesome.  Come back to take JL down. Oh, I was like, who put that back up? Did someone like have that saved? I just want to remind everybody, bargain game is what separates alpha kevs from the beta kevs. JL, I'm going to fight you. Guys, that is going to be it for us this evening. Another big thanks to Kev. Another big thanks to everybody in the chat. We'll be live this Sunday at 7 p.m. for another mock draft stream. So make sure you tune in then to hang out with us. And then if you love games like this, Monday through Friday over on our YouTube channel at Front Yard Fantasy, we are live at 3 p.m. Eastern time doing nothing but playing games like this. That's going to be it for us this evening. Thank you, everybody. Again, we are out of here until Sunday. Adios, everyone. You love me. Trading makes fantasy fun. Hey! It's good to see you, guys. It's good to see you, guys. It's good to see you, guys.


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