Kim by Rudyard Kipling, read by Adrian Pretzellus, Santa Rosa, California, summer 2007. This is a LibriVox recording, or LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Kim by Rudyard Kipling, Chapter 1, Part 1. O ye who tread the narrow way by Tofit Flare to Judgement Day, be gentle when the heathen pray to Buddha at Kamakura. Buddha at Kamakura. He sat in defiance of municipal orders astride the gun Zamzamar on her brick-platform opposite the old Ajipgear, the wonder-house, as the natives call the Lahore Museum. Who holds Zamzamar, that fire-breathing dragon, hold the Punjab? For the great green-grond's peace is always the first of the conqueror's loot. There was some justification for Kim. He had kicked Lala Dinanath's boy off the trunnions since the English held the Punjab and Kim was English. Though he was burned black as any native, though he spoke the vernacular by preference and his mother tongue in a clipped, uncertain sing-song, though he consorted on terms of perfect equality with the small boys of the bazaar, Kim was white. A poor white of the very poorest. The half-caste woman who looked after him, she smoked opium and pretended to keep a second-hand furniture shop by the square where the cheap cabs wait, told the missionaries that she was Kim's mother's sister. But his mother had been a nursemaid in a colonel's family and had married Kimbalohara, a young colour sergeant of the Mavericks, an Irish regiment. He afterwards took a post in the Sindh, Punjab and Delhi railway, and his regiment went home without him. Her wife died of cholera and furazapur, and Ohara fell to drink and loafing up and down the line with a keen-eyed, three-year-old baby. Societies and chaplains anxious for the child tried to catch him, but Ohara drifted away till he came across the woman who took opium and learned the taste from her and died as poor whites do in India. His estate at death consisted of three papers. One he called his ne-varateur, because those words were written below his signature thereon, and another his clearance certificate. The third was Kim's birth certificate. Those things he used to say in his glorious opium hours would yet make little Kimbalohara man. On no account was Kim to part with them, for they belonged to a great piece of magic. Such magic as men practised over yonder behind the museum, in the big blue-and-white Jadugair, the magic-house, as we name the Masonic Lodge. It would, he said, all come right some day, and Kim's horn would be exalted between pillars, monstrous pillars, of beauty and strength. The Colonel himself, riding on a horse at the head of the finest regiment in the world, would attend to Kim, little Kim that should have been better off than his father, nine hundred first-class devils, whose God was a red bull on a green field, would attend to Kim, if they had not forgotten Ohara, poor Ohara, that was gang-forman on the Ferozipore line. Then he would weep bitterly in the broken, rushed chair on the veranda. So it came about, after his death, that the woman sewed parchment, paper, and birth certificate into a leather amulet case, which she strung around Kim's neck. And some day, she said, confusedly remembering Ohara's prophecies, there will come for you a great red bull on a green field, and the Colonel riding on his tall horse, yes, and dropping into English, nine hundred devils. Ah! said Kim, I shall remember, a red bull and a Colonel on a horse will come, but first my father said, will come the two men making ready the ground for these matters. That is how my father said they always did, and it is always so when men work magic. If the woman had sent Kim up to the local Jadugur with these papers, he would, of course, have been taken over by the provincial lodge, and sent to the Masonic orphanage in the hills. But what she had heard of magic, she distrusted. Kim, too, held views of his own. As he reached the years of indiscretion, he learned to avoid missionaries and white men of serious aspect who asked who he was and what he did. For Kim did nothing, with an immense success. True, he knew the wonderful walled city of Lahore, from the deli-gate to the outer fort-ditch, was hand in glove with men who led lives stranger than anything Haroon el-Rashid dreamed of, and he lived a life wild as that of the Arabian knights, but missionaries and secretaries of charitable societies could not see the beauty of it. His nickname through the wards was Little Friend of All the World, and very often being lithe and inconspicuous, he executed commissions by night on the crowded house-tops for sleek and shiny young men of fashion. It was intrigue, of course, he knew that much, as he had known all evil since he could speak. But what he loved was the game for its own sake, the stealthy prowl through the dark gullies and lanes, the crawl up a water-pipe, the sights and sounds of the women's world on the flat roofs, and the headlong flight from house-top to house-top under cover of the hot dark. When there were holy men, ash smeared for cures by their brick shrines under the trees at the riverside, with whom he was quite familiar, greeting them as they returned from begging tours and where no one was by eating from the same dish. The woman who looked after him insisted with tears that he should wear European clothes, trousers, a shirt, and a battered hat. Kim found it easier to slip into Hindu or Muhammadan garb when engaged on certain business. One of the young men of fashion, he who was found dead at the bottom of a well on the night of the earthquake, had once given him a complete suit of Hindu kit, the costume of a low-caste street-boy, and Kim stored it in a secret place under some bulks in Neelaram's timber-yard, behind the Punjab High Court, where the fragrant Deodore logs lie seasoning after they had driven down the Ravi. When there was business or frolic afoot, Kim would use his properties, returning it dawn to the veranda, or tired out from shouting at the heels of a marriage procession or yelling at a Hindu festival. Sometimes there was food in the house, more often there was not, and then Kim went out again to eat with his native friends. As he drummed his heels against Zamzamar, he turned now and again from the king of the castle game with little Chautalal and Abdul of the sweetmeat-seller's son, to make a rude remark to the native policeman on guard over the rows of shoes at the museum door. The big Punjabi grinned tolerantly. He knew Kim of old. So did the water carrier, sluicing water on the dry road from his goat-skin bag. So did Jawahir Singh, the museum carpenter, bent over new packing-cases. So did everybody in sight, except the peasants from the country, hurrying up to the Wonderhouse to view the things that men made in their own province and elsewhere. The museum was given over to Indian arts and manufactures, and anybody who sought wisdom could ask the curator to explain. "'Off, off, let me up,' cried Abdullah, climbing up to Zamzamar's wheel. "'Thy father was a pastry cook, thy mother stole the jee,' sang Kim. All musclemen fell off Zamzamar long ago.  His father was worth perhaps half a million sterling, but India is the only democratic land in the world. The Hindus fell off Zamzamar, too. The musclemen pushed them off. Thy father was a pastry cook. He stopped. For there shuffled round the corner from the roaring, multi-bizarre, such a man as Kim, who thought he knew all castes, had never seen. He was nearly six feet high, dressed in fold on fold of dingy stuff like horse-blanketing, and not one fold of it could Kim refer to any known trade or profession. At his belt hung a long, open-work iron pen-case, and a wooden rosary such as holy-men wear.  His face was yellow and wrinkled, like that of Fuxing, the Chinese bootmaker in the bazaar. His eyes turned up at the corners, and looked like little slits of onyx. "'Who is that?' said Kim to his companions. "'Perhaps it is a man,' said Abdullah, finger in mouth, staring.  "'A priest, perhaps,' said Cholta Lyle, spying the rosary. "'See, he goes into the Wonder House.' "'Nay, nay,' said the policeman, shaking his head. "'I do not understand your talk.' The Constable spoke Punjabi. "'Oh, friend of all the world, what does he say?' "'Send him hither,' said Kim, dropping from Zamzamar, flourishing his bare heels. "'He is a foreigner, and thou art a buffalo.' The man turned helplessly and drifted toward the boys. He was old, and his woollen gabardine still reeked of the stinking Artemisia of the mountain passes. "'Oh, children, what is that big house?' he said, in very fair Urdu. "'The Abjibgeh, the Wonder House!' Kim gave him no title, such as Lala or Mayan. He could not divine the man's creed. "'Oh, the Wonder House! Can any enter?' "'It is written above the door. All can enter, without payment. I go in and out. I am no banker,' laughed Kim. "'Alas! I am an old man. I did not know.' Then fingering his rosary, he half turned to the museum. "'What is your caste? Where is your house? Have you come far?' Kim asked. "'I came by Kulu, from beyond the Kailas. But what know you? From the hills where,' he sighed, "'the air and water are fresh and cool.' "'Aha! Akite! A Chinaman!' said Abdullah proudly. Fuxin had once chased him out of his shop for spitting at the joss above the hills. "'Pahari! A Hillman!' said little Chaltalal. "'I, child, a Hillman from Pils thou never see. Dist hear of Botiyal, Tibet? I am no Kite, but a Botiyal, a Tibetan. Since you must know Alama, or say Aguru, in your tongue. Aguru from Tibet,' said Kim, "'I have not seen such a man. They be Hindus in Tibet, then?' We be followers of the Middle Way, living in peace in our Alama series, and I go to see the four holy places before I die. Now do you, who are children, know as much as I do, who am old?' He smiled benightedly on the boys. "'Has thou eaten?' he fumbled in his bosom, and drooped forth a worn wooden begging-bowl. The boys nodded, all priests of their acquaintance begged. "'I do not wish to eat yet.' He turned his head like an old tortoise in the sunlight. "'Is it true that there are many images in the Wonder House of Lahore?' He repeated the last words as one making sure of an address. "'That is true,' said Abdullah. "'It is full of heathen boots. Thou also art an idolater.' "'Never mind him,' said Kim. "'That is the government's house, and there is no idolatry in it, but only a saib with a white beard.  "'And he is a stranger, and a budhparasat, an idolater,' said Abdullah, the Mohammedan. Kim laughed. "'He is new. Run to your mother's laps and be safe. Come!' Kim clicked round the self-registering turnstile. The old man followed and halted, amazed. When the entrance-hole stood the larger figures of the Greco-Buddhist sculptures done, savants know how long since, by a forgotten workman whose hands were feeling, and not unskillfully, for the mysteriously transmitted Grecian touch. There were hundreds of pieces, freezes of figures in relief, fragments of statues and slabs crowded with figures that had encrusted the brick walls of the Buddhist stupas and virharas of the North Country, and now, dug up and labelled, made the pride of the museum. In open-mouthed wonder the lama turned to this and that, and finally checked in rapt attention before a large alto-relief representing a coronation or apotheosis of the Ludbudda. The master was represented seated on a lotus, the petals of which were so deeply undercut as to show almost detached. Round him was an adoring hierarchy of kings, elders, and old-time buddhas. Below were lotus-covered waters with fishes and water-birds. Two butterfly-winged duers held a wreath over his head. Above them another pair supported an umbrella surmounted by the jewelled head-dress of the Bodhisatt. The Lord, the Lord, it is Sakyamundi himself, the lama half-sobbed, and under his breath began the wonderful Buddhist invocation. To him the way the law apart, whom Maya held beneath her heart, Ananda's Lord, the Bodhisatt, and it is he the most excellent law is here also. My pilgrimage is well begun. And what work, what work! Yanda is the saib, said Kim, and dodged sideways among the cases of the arts and manufactures-wing. A white-bearded Englishman was looking at the lama, who gravely turned and saluted him, and after some fumbling drew forth a notebook and a scrap of paper. Yes, that is my name, smiling at the clumsy childish print. One of us who made pilgrimage to the holy places, he is now abbot of the Lung Chow Monastery, gave it to me, stammered the lama. He spoke of these. His lean hand moved tremulously round. Welcome, then, O lama from Tibet. Here be the images, and I am here," he glanced at the lama's face, to gather knowledge. Come to my office awhile. The old man was trembling with excitement. The office was but a little wooden cubicle, partitioned off from the sculpture-lined gallery. Him laid himself down, his ear against a crack in the heat-split cedar door, and, following his instinct, stretched out to listen and watch. Most of the talk was altogether above his head. The lama, haltingly at first, spoke to the curator of his own lamissary, the Suchsen opposite the painted rocks, four months march away. The curator brought out a huge book of photos, and showed him that very place, perched on its crag, overlooking the gigantic valley of many-hued strata. Aye, aye! The lama mounted a pair of horn-rimmed spectacles of Chinese work. Here is the little door through which we bring wood before winter. Thou, the English know of these things? He who is now abbot of Lung Cho told me, but I did not believe him. The Lord, the excellent one, he has honour here too, and his life is known. It is all carven upon the stones. Come and see if the art rested. Out shuffled the lama to the main hall, and the curator beside him went through the collection with the reverence of a devotee and the appreciative instinct of a craftsman. Incident by incident in the beautiful story he identified on the blurred stone, puzzled here and there by the unfamiliar Greek convention, but delighted as a child at each new trove. Where the sequence failed, as in the Annunciation, the curator supplied it from his mound of books, French and German, with photographs and reproduction. Here was the devout Asita, the pendant of Simeon in the Christian story, holding the holy child on his knee while mother and father listened. And here were incidents in the legend of cousin Diverdata. Here was the wicked woman who accused the master of impurity, all confounded. Here was the teaching in the deer-park, the miracle that stunned the fire-worshippers. Here was the bodhisatt in royal state as a prince. The miraculous birth, the death that Kusinagara, where the weak disciple fainted, while there were almost countless repetitions of the meditation under the bodhi-tree, and the adoration of the arms-bowl was everywhere. In a few minutes the curator saw that his guest was no mere bead-telling medicant but a scholar of parts, and they went at it all over again, the lama taking snuff, wiping his spectacles, and talking at railway speed in a bewildering mixture of Urdu and Tibetan. He had heard of the travels of the Chinese pilgrims Fu Haiyuan and Huansing, and was anxious to know if there was any translation of their record.  Then he composed himself reverently to listen to fragments hastily rendered into Urdu. For the first time he heard of the labours of European scholars who, by the help of these and a hundred other documents, have identified the holy places of Buddhism. Then he was shown a mighty map spotted and traced with yellow. The brown finger followed the curator's pencil from point to point. Here was Kapilavastu. Here was the Middle Kingdom. And here Mahabodhi, the Mecca of Buddhism. And here was Kusinagara, sad place of the holy one's death. The old man bowed his head over the sheets in silence for a while, and the curator lit another pipe. Kim had fallen asleep. When he waked the talk, still in spate, was more within his comprehension. And thus it was, all fountain of wisdom, that I decided to go to the holy places which his foot had trod, to the birth-place, even to Kapilavastu, and then to Mahabodhi, which is Buddha-guy, to the monastery, to the deer-park, to the place of his death, the lama lowered his voice. And I come here alone. For five, seven, eighteen, forty years, it was in my mind that the old law was not well followed, being overlaid as thou knowest, with devil-derm, charms, and idolatry. Even as the child outside said but now, I, even as the child said, with bud-paratsi, so it comes with all faiths, thinks thou, the books of my lama-serie I read, and they were dried pith. And the later ritual, with which we of the reformed law have cumbered ourselves, that, too, had no worth to these old eyes. Even the followers of the excellent one are at feud on feud with one another. It is all illusion, I, maya, illusion, but I have another desire. The seemed yellow face drew within three inches of the curator, and the long forefinger nail tapped on the table. Your scholars, by these books, have followed the blessed feet in all their wanderings, but there are things which they have not sought out. I know nothing, nothing do I know, but I go to free myself from the wheel of things by a broad and open road. He smiled with most simple triumph. As a pilgrim to the holy places I acquire merit. But there is more, listen to a true thing. When our gracious Lord, being as yet a youth, sought a mate, men said in his father's court that he was too tender for marriage, thou knowest? The curator nodded, wondering what would come next. So they made a triple trial of strength against all comers. And at the test of the bow our Lord, first breaking that which they gave him, called for such a bow as none might bend, thou knowest? It is written, I have read, and overshooting all other marks, the arrow passed far and far beyond sight. At last it fell. And where it touched earth there broke out a stream which presently became a river whose nature by our Lord's beneficence and that merit he acquired ere he freed himself. Is that whoso bathes in it washes away all taint and speckle of sin? So it is written, said the curator sadly. The lama drew a long breath. Where is that river? Fountain of wisdom, where fell the arrow? Alas, my brother! I do not know, said the curator. Nay, if it please thee to forget the one thing only that thou has not told me. Surely thou must know. See I am an old man. I asked with my head between my feet o' fountain of wisdom. We know he drew the bow. We know the arrow fell. We know the stream gushed. Where then is the river? My dream told me to find it. So I came. I am here. But where is the river?  Why it one attains freedom from the wheel of things? The lama went on unheeding. The river of the arrow, think again some little stream may be dried in the heats. But the holy one would never so cheat an old man. I do not know, I do not know. The lama brought his thousand wrinkled face, once more a hand's breadth from the Englishman's. I see thou dost not know. Not being of the law, the matter is hid from thee. I, hidden, hidden, we are both bound thou and I, my brother. And I, he rose with a sweep of the soft, thick drapery. I go to cut myself free. Come also. I am bound, said the Curator, but with a ghost thou. First to Kashi, Benares, where else? Where shall I meet one of the pure faith in a Jain temple of that city? He is also a seeker in secret, and from him happily I may learn. Maybe he will go with me to Bujjagaya, hence north and west to Kapilavastu, and there will I seek for the river. Today I will seek everywhere as I go, for the place is not known where the arrow fell. And how wilt thou go? It is a far cry to Delhi, and farther to Benares, by road and the terrains. From Pathankot, having left the hills, I came hither in a terrain. It go swiftly. At first I was amazed to see those tall poles by the side of the road snatching up and snatching up their threads. He illustrated the swoop and whirl of a telegraph pole flashing past the train. But later I was cramped and desired to walk as I am used. And thou art sure of thy road? said the Curator. Ah! for that one but asks a question and pays money, and the appointed persons dispatch all to the appointed place. That much I knew in my lama sari from shore report, said the lama proudly. And when dost thou go, the Curator smiled at the mixture of old world piety and modern progress that is the note of India to-day? As soon as may be I follow the places of his life till I come to the river of the arrow. There is, moreover, a written paper of the hours of the trains that go south. But food, lama s, as a rule, have a good store of money somewhere about them, but the Curator wish to make sure. For the journey I take up the master's begging-bowl. Yes, even as he went so go I, forsaking the ease of my monastery. There was with me, when I left the hills, a chela, a disciple, who begged for me as the rule demands, but halting in kulu a while, a fever took him, and he died. I have now no chela, but I will take the arms-bowl, and thus enable the charitable to acquire merit. He nodded his head valiantly. Did doctors of a lama sury do not beg? But the lama was an enthusiast in his quest. Be it so, said the Curator, smiling, suffer me now to acquire merit. We be craftsmen together, thou and I. Here is a new book of white English paper. Here be sharpened pencils. Two and three, thick and thin, all good for a scribe. Now lend me thy spectacles. The Curator looked through them. They were heavily scratched, but the power was almost exactly that of his own pair, which he slid into the lama's hand, saying, Try these. A feather! A very feather upon my face! The old man turned his head delightedly, and wrinkled up his nose. How scarcely do I feel them! How clearly do I see! They be billour, crystal, and will never scratch. May they help thee to thy river, for they are thine. I will take them, and the pencils and the white notebook, said the lama, as a sign of friendship between priest and priest. And now he fumbled at his belt, detached the open-work iron pen-case, and laid it on the Curator's table. That is for a memory between thee and me. My pen-case, it is something old, even as I am. It was a piece of ancient design, Chinese of an iron that is not smelted these days, and the collector's heart in the Curator's bosom had gone out to it from the first. For no persuasion would the lama resume his gift. When I return, having found the river, I will bring the aritten picture of the Padma Samthora, such as I used to make on silk at the lama's sari, yes, and the wheel of life. He chuckled, for we be craftsmen together, thou and I. The Curator would have detained him. There are few in the world who still have the secret of the conventional brush-pen Buddhist pictures which are, as they were, half-written and half-drawn. But the lama strode out, head high in air, and pausing an instant before the great statue of a bodhisatt in meditation, brushed through the turnstiles. Kim followed like a shadow. What he had overheard excited him wildly. This man was entirely new to all his experience, and he meant to investigate further precisely as he would have investigated a new building or a strange festival in Lahore City. The lama was his trove, and he purposed to take possession. Kim's mother had been Irish too. The old man halted by Zamzamar, and looked round till his eye fell on Kim. The inspiration of his pilgrimage had left him for a while, and he felt old, forlorn, and very empty. "'Do not sit under that gun,' said the policeman loftily. "'Hah! Owl!' was Kim's retort on the lama's behalf. Sit under that gun if it please thee. When dist thou steal the milkwoman's slippers, Danu?' That was an utterly unfounded charge sprung on the spur of the moment. But it silenced Danu. Who knew that Kim's clear yell could call up legions of bad, bizarre boys, if need arose. "'And whom dist thou worship within?' said Kim affably, squatting in the shade beside the lama. "'I worship none, child. I bowed before the excellent law.' Kim accepted this new God without emotion. He already knew a few score. "'And what dost thou do?' "'I beg. I remember now. It is long since I have eaten or drunk. What is the custom of charity in this town? In silence, as we do of Tibet, or speaking aloud. Those who beg in silence starve in silence,' said Kim, quoting a native proverb. The lama tried to rise, but sank back again sighing for his disciple, dead in faraway Kulu. Kim watched, head to one side, considering and interested. Give me the bowl. I know the people of this city. All who are charitable, give, and I will bring it back filled. Simply as a child, the old man handed him the bowl. Rest thou. I know the people." He trotted off to the open shop of a kundri, a low-cast vegetable-seller, which lay opposite the Beltramway line down at the Moti Bazaar. She knew Kim of old. Oh! has thou turned yogi with thy begging-bowl? She cried. Nay, said Kim proudly. There is a new priest in the city, a man such as I have never seen. Old priest, young tiger! Said the woman angrily. I am tired of new priests. They settle on our wares like flies. Is the father of my son a well of charity to give to all who ask? No, said Kim, thy man is rather yogi, bad-tempered, than yogi, a holy man. But this priest is new. The Sa'ib in the Wonderhouse has talked to him like a brother. O my mother, fill me this bowl, he waits. That bowl, indeed, that cow-bellied basket, thou hast as much grace as the holy bowl of Shiv. He has taken the best of a basket of onions already this morn, and forsooth I must fill thy bowl. He comes here again. The huge, moose-coloured Brahmini bull of the ward was shouldering his way through the many-coloured crowd, a stoloured plantain hanging out of his mouth. He headed straight for the shop, well-knowing his privileges as a sacred beast, lowered his head, and puffed heavily along the line of baskets air-making his choice. Up flew Kim's hard little heel, and caught him on his moist blue nose. He snorted indignantly, and walked away across the tram-rails, his hump quivering with rage. See, I have saved more than the bowl will cost thrice over. Now, mother, a little rice and some dried fish atop, yes, with some vegetable curry. A growl came out of the back of the shop, where a man lay. He drove away the bull, said the woman in an undertone. It's good to give to the poor.  But my yogi is not a cow, said Kim gravely, making a hole with his fingers in the top of the mound. A little curry is good, and a fried cake and a morsel of conserve would please him, I think.  But she filled it, nonetheless, with good steaming vegetable curry, clapped a fried cake atop, and a morsel of clarified butter on the cake, dabbed a lump of sour tamarin conserve at the side, and Kim looked at the load lovingly. That is good. When I am in the bazaar, the bull shall not come to this house. He is a bold beggar-man. And thou, laughed the woman, but speak well of bulls, hast thou not told me that some day a red bull will come out of a field to help thee? Now hold all straight and ask for the holy man's blessing upon me.  Ask him that also, O thou little friend of all the world! But Kim had danced off ere the end of the sentence, dodging pariah dogs and hungry acquaintances. Thus to we beg who know the way of it, said he proudly to the lama, who opened his eyes at the contents of the bowl. Eat now, and I will eat with thee. O hey, beastie! he called to the water-carrier, sluicing the crottons by the museum. Give water here. We men are thirsty. We men! said the behestie, laughing. Is one skinful enough for such a pair? Drink then in the name of the compassionate. He loosed a thin stream into Kim's hands, who draped native fashion. But the lama must needs pull out a cup from his inexhaustible upper draperies, and drink ceremonially. Pardesi, a foreigner, Kim explained as the old man delivered in an unknown tongue what was evidently a blessing. They ate together in great content, clearing the begging-bowl. Then the lama took snuff from a portentous wooden snuff-gourd, fingered his rosary a while, and so dropped into the easy sleep of age as the shadow of Zamzamar grew long. Kim loafed over to the nearest tobacco-seller, a rather lively young Muhammeden woman, and begged a rank cigar of the brand that they sell to students of the Punjab University who copy English customs. Then he smoked and thought, knees to chin, under the belly of the gun, and the outcome of his thoughts was a sudden and a stealthy departure in the direction of Neela Rahm's timber-yard. The lama did not wake till the evening life of the city had begun with lamp-lighting and the return of white-robed clerks and subordinates from the government offices. He stared dizzily in all directions, but none looked at him, save a Hindu urchin in a dirty turban and Isabella-coloured clothes. Suddenly he bowed his head on his knees and wailed. "'What is this?' said the boy, standing before him. "'Has there been robbed?' "'It is my new chela, disciple, that is gone away from me, and I do not know where he is.' "'And what like of a man was thy disciple?' "'It was a boy who came to me in place of him who died on account of the merit which I had gained when I bowed before the law within there.' He pointed towards the museum. "'He came upon me to show me a road which I had lost. He led me into the Wonder-House, and by his talk emboldened to speak to the keeper of the images, so that I was cheered and made strong. But when I was faint with hunger he begged for me, as would a chela for his teacher suddenly was he sent. Suddenly has he gone away. It was in my mind to have taught him the law upon the road to Benares.' Kim stood amazed at this, because he had overheard the talk in the museum, and knew that the old man was speaking the truth, which is a thing a native on the road seldom presents to a stranger. But I see now that he was but sent for a purpose. But this I know that I shall find a certain river for which I seek. The river of the arrow,' said Kim, with a superior smile. "'Is this yet another sending?' cried the lama. "'To none have I spoken of my search, save to the priest of the images. Who are thou?' "'Thy chela,' said Kim, simply, sitting on his heels.  I go with thee to Benares, and, too, I think, that so old a man as thou, speaking the truth, to chance met people at dusk, is in great need of a disciple.' "'But the river, the river of the arrow.' "'Oh, that I heard when thou hadst speaking to the Englishman. I lay against the door.' The lama sighed. "'I thought thou hast been a guide permitted. Such things fall sometimes, but I am not worthy. Thou dost not, then, know the river?' "'Not I,' Kim laughed uneasily. "'I go to look for—for a bull—a red bull—on a green field, who shall help me.' Boylike, if an acquaintance had a scheme, Kim was quite ready with one of his own, and, boylike, he had really thought for as much as twenty minutes at a time of his father's prophecy. "'To what, child?' said the lama. "'God knows, but so my father told me. I heard thy talk in the Wonder-House of all those new strange places in the hills, and if one so old and so little, so used to truth-telling, may go out for the small matter of a river? It seemed to me that I, too, must go a-traveling. If it is our fate to find those things, we shall find them, thou thy river, and I my bull, and the strong pillars, and some other matters that I forget. "'It is not pillars, but a wheel, from which I would be free,' said the lama. "'That is all one. Perhaps they will make me a king,' said Kim, serenely prepared for anything. "'I will teach thee other and better desires upon the road.' The lama replied in the voice of authority, "'Let us go to Benares.' "'Not by night. Thieves are abroad. Wait till the day.' "'But there is no place to sleep.' The old man was used to the order of his monastery. And though he slept on the ground, as the rule decrees, preferred a decency in these things. "'We shall get good lodging at the Kashmir Sarai,' said Kim, laughing at his perplexity. "'I have a friend there. Come!' The hot and crowded bazaars blazed with light, as they made their way through the press of all the races of Upper India, and the lama mooned through it like a man in a dream. It was his first experience of a large manufacturing city, and the crowded tram-car with its continually squealing brakes frightened him. Half pushed, half towed, he arrived at the high gate of the Kashmir Sarai, that huge open square over against the railway station surrounded with arched cloisters where the camel and the horse caravans put up on their return from Central Asia. There were all manner of northern folk, tending tethered ponies and kneeling camels, loading and unloading bales and bundles, drawing water for the evening meal at the creaking well windlesses, piling grass before the shrieking wild-eyed stallions, cuffing the surly caravan dogs, paying off camel-drivers, taking on new grooms, swearing, shouting, arguing, chafing in the packed square. The cloisters, reached by three or four masonry steps, made a haven of refuge around this turbulent sea. Most of them were rented to traders, as we rent the arches of a viaduct, the space between pillar and pillar being brick-door boarded off into rooms, which were guarded by heavy wooden doors and cumbersome native padlocks. The locked doors showed that the owner was away, and a few rude, sometimes very rude, chalk or paint scratches told where he had gone. Thus Lutuf Ula is gone to Kurdistan, below in coarse verse, O Allah, who sufferest lice to live on the coats of a Kabuli, why has thou allowed this louse Lutuf to live so long? Kim, fending the lama between excited men and excited beasts, sidled along the cloisters to the far end, nearest the railway station, where Mahbub Ali, the horse-trader, lived when he came in from that mysterious land beyond the passes of the north. Kim had had many dealings with Mahbub in his little life, especially between his tenth and his thirteenth year, and the big burly Afghan, his beard dyed scarlet with lime, for he was elderly and did not wish his grey hairs to show, knew the boy's value as a gossip. Sometimes he would tell Kim to watch a man who had nothing whatever to do with horses, to follow him for one whole day, and report every soul with whom he talked. Kim would deliver himself of this tale at evening, and Mahbub would listen without a word or gesture. It was intrigue of some kind Kim knew, but it's worth laying saying nothing whatever to anyone except Mahbub, who gave him beautiful meals all hot from the cook's shop at the head of the sarai, and once as much as eight anas in money. Here he is, said Kim, hitting a bad tempered camel on the nose. Oh hey! Mahbub Ali! He halted at a dark arch and slipped behind the bewildered lama. The horse-trader, his deep, embroidered, buccariat belt unloosed, was lying on a pair of silk carpet saddle-bags, pulling lazily at an immense silver hooker. He turned his head very slightly at the cry, and seeing only the tall, silent figure chuckled in his deep chest. A la! A lama! A red lama! It is far from Lahore to passes! What dost thou do here? The lama held out the begging-bowl mechanically. God curse on all unbelievers, said Mahbub. I do not give to a lousy Tibetan, but ask my bulties over yonder behind the camels. They may value your blessings. Oh, horse-boys! Here's a countryman of yours. See if he be hungry.  Go! said Kim, pushing him lightly, and the lama strode away, leaving Kim at the edge of the cloister. Go! said Mahbub Ali, returning to his hooker. Little Hindu run away! God's curse on all unbelievers! Beg from those of my tale who were of thy faith. Maharaj! wind Kim, using the Hindu form of address, and thoroughly enjoying the situation. My father is dead.  My stomach is empty. Beg from my men among the horses, I say. There must be some Hindus in my tale. Oh! Mahbub Ali! But am I a Hindu? said Kim in English. The trader gave no sign of astonishment, but looked under shaggy eyebrows. Little friend of all the world! he said. What is this? Nothing. I am now that holy man's disciple, and we go a pilgrimage together to Benares, he says. He's quite mad, and I am tired of Lahore City. I wish new air and water. But for whom dost thou work? Why come to me? The voice was harsh with suspicion. To whom else should I come? I have no money. It is not good to go about without money. Thou wilt sell many fine horses to the officers. They are very fine horses, these new ones. I have seen them. Give me a rupee, Mahbub Ali. When I come into my wealth, I will give thee a bond and pay. Said Mahbub Ali, thinking swiftly, Thou hast never before lied to me. Call that Lama. Stand back in the dark. Our tales will agree, said Kim, laughing. We go to Benares, said the Lama. As soon as he understood the drift of Mahbub Ali's questions, the boy and I, I go to seek for a certain river. Maybe, but the boy? He is my disciple. He was sent, I think, to guide me to that river. Sitting under a gun was I when he came suddenly. Such things have befallen the fortunate, to whom guidance was allowed. But I remember now, he said he was of this world, a Hindu. And his name? That I did not ask. Is he not my disciple? His country, his race, his village, muscle-man, Sikh, Hindu, Jain, low-caster, high. Why should I ask? There is neither high nor low in the middle way. If he is my chala, does, will, can, any one, take him from me? For, look you, without him, I shall not find my river. He wagged his head solemnly. None shall take him from thee. Go, sit among my balties, said Mahbub Ali, and the Lama drifted off, soothed by the promise. Is he not quite mad? said Kim, coming forward to the light again. Why should I lie to thee, Hajji? Mahbub puffed his hooker in silence. Then he began almost whispering, Umbala is on the way to Benares. If indeed ye too go there. Ta-ta! I tell you, he does not know how to lie, as we too know. And if thou wilt carry a message for me as far as Umbala, I will give thee money. It concerns a horse, a white stallion which I have sold to an officer upon the last time I returned from the passes. But then stand nearer, and hold up thy hands as begging. The pedigree of the white stallion is not fully established, and that officer, who is now at Umbala, bad me made it clear. Mahbub here described the house and the appearance of the officer. So the message to that officer will be, the pedigree of the white stallion is fully established. By this he will know that thou comes from me. He will then say, what proof has thou, and thou wilt answer, Mahbub Ali has given me the proof. And all for the sake of a white stallion, said Kim with a giggle, his eyes aflame. That pedigree I will give thee now in my own fashion, and some hard words as well. A shadow passed between Kim and a feeding camel. Mahbub Ali raised his voice.  So it is with all of them. Well, well! He turned, as feeling on the floor beside him, and tossed a flap of soft, greasy musselman bread to the boy. Go and lie down among my horse-boys for tonight, thou and the lama. Tomorrow I may give thee service. Kim slunk away, his teeth in the bread, and as he expected he found a small wad of folded tissue paper, wrapped in oil-skin, and three silver rupees, enormous largesse. He smiled and thrust money and paper into his leather amulet case. The lama, sumptuously fed by Mahbub's balties, was already asleep in the corner of one of the stalls. Kim lay down beside him, and laughed. He knew he had rendered a service to Mahbub Ali, and not for one minute did he believe the tale of the stallion's pedigree. But Kim did not suspect that Mahbub Ali, known as one of the best horse-dealers in the Punjab, a wealthy and enterprising trader whose caravans penetrated far and far into the back of beyond, was registered in one of the locked books of the Indian Survey Department as C-251B. Twice or thrice yearly, C-25 would send in a little story, badly told, but most interesting, and generally it was checked by the statements of R-17 and M-4, quite true. It concerned all manner of out-of-the-way mountain principalities, explorers of nationalities other than English, and the gun trade, was, in brief, a small portion of the vast mass of information received on which the Indian Government acts. But recently five confederated kings who had no business to confederate had been informed by a kindly northern power that there was a leakage of news from their territories into British India, so those kings' prime ministers were seriously annoyed and took steps after the Oriental fashion. They suspected, among others, the bullying red-bearded horse-dealer whose caravans ploughed through their fastness's belly-deep in snow. At least his caravan that season had been ambushed and shot at twice on the way down when Mahbub's men accounted for three strange ruffians who might or might not have been hired for the job. Therefore Mahbub had avoided halting at the inslubrious city of Peshwar and had come through without stop to Lahore where, knowing his country-people, he anticipated curious developments. And there was that on Mahbub Ali which he did not wish to keep an hour longer than was necessary. A wad of closely folded tissue paper wrapped in oil skin, an impersonal unaddressed statement with five microscopic pinholes in one corner that most scandalously betrayed the five confederated kings, the sympathetic northern power, a Hindu banker in Peshwar, a firm of gun-makers in Belgium and an important semi-independent Mohammedan ruler to the south. Last was R17's work which Mahbub had picked up beyond the Dora Pass and was carrying in for R17 who, owing to circumstances over which he had no control, could not leave his post of observation. Dynamite was milky and innocuous beside that report of C25 and even an oriental with an oriental's views of the value of time could see that the sooner it was in the proper hands, the better. Mahbub had no particular desire to die by violence because two or three family blood feuds across the border hung unfinished on his hands and when these scores were cleared he intended to settle down as a more or less virtuous citizen. He had never passed the Sarai Gate since his arrival two days ago but had been ostentatious in sending telegrams to Bombay where he banked some of his money. To Delhi where a sub-partner of his own clan was selling horses to the agent of Rajputana state and to Umballa where an Englishman was excitingly demanding the pedigree of a white stallion. The public letter-writer who knew English composed excellent telegrams such as Crichton, Laurel Bank, Umballa. Horse is Arabian as already advised. Sorrowful delayed pedigree which I am translating and later to the same address Much sorrowful delay. Will forward pedigree. To his sub-partner at Delhi he wired Lutof Allah have wired two thousand rupees to your credit, Luckman Narain's Bank. This was entirely in the way of trade but every one of those telegrams was discussed and rediscussed by parties who conceived themselves to be interested before they went over to the railway station in charge of a foolish balty who allowed all sorts of people to read them on the road. When in Mahbub's own picturesque language he had muddied the wells of inquiry with the sticker precaution, Kim had dropped on him, sent from heaven. And being as prompt as he was unscrupulous, Mahbub Ali used to taking all sorts of gusty chances, pressed him into service on the spot. A wandering lama with a low-caste boy-servant might attract a moment's interest if they wandered about India, the land of pilgrims, but no one would suspect them or what was more to the point rob. He called for a new light-ball to his hooker and considered the case. If the worst came to the worst and the boy came to harm the paper would incriminate nobody. And he would go up to Umbala leisurely and at a certain risk of exciting fresh suspicion repeat his tale by word of mouth to the people concerned. But R.1.7's report was the kernel of the whole affair and it would be distinctly inconvenient if that failed to come to hand. However God was great and Mahbub Ali felt he had done all he could for the time being. Kim was the one soul in the world who had never told him a lie. That would have been a fatal blot on Kim's character if Mahbub had not known that to others. If for his own ends or Mahbub's business Kim could lie like an oriental. Then Mahbub Ali rolled across the Sarai to the gate of the harpies who paint their eyes and trap the stranger and was at some pains to call on the one girl who he had reason to believe was a particular friend of a smooth-faced Kashmiri pundit who had waylaid his simple balty in the matter of the telegrams.  About the same hour Kim heard soft feet in Mahbub's deserted stall. The horse-trader curiously enough had left his door unlocked and his men were busy celebrating their return to India with a whole sheep of Mahbub's bounty. A sleek young gentleman from Delhi armed with a bunch of keys which the flower had unshackled from this senseless one's belt went through every single box. Bundle, mat and saddle-bag in Mahbub's possession even more systematically than the flower and the pundit were searching the owner.  Moreover, he may have sent it away by now if ever there were such a thing. Nay, in a matter touching five kings it would be next his black heart, said the pundit. Was there nothing? The Delhi man laughed and resettled his turban as he entered. I searched between the soles of his slippers as the flower searched his clothes. This is not the man but another I leave little unseen. They did not say he was the very man, said the pundit thoughtfully. They said, look if he be the man since our councils are troubled. That North country is full of horse-dealers as an old coat of lice. There is Shekhanda Khan, Nur Ali Baig, Farukh Shah, all heads of kafilas, caravans who deal there, said the man. They have not yet come in, said the pundit. They must ensnare them later. Few, said the flower in deep disgust, rolling Mahbub's head from her lap. I earn my money. Farukh Shah is a bear, Ali Baig a swashbuckler, an old Shekhanda Khan, yay! Go, I sleep now. This swine will not stir till dawn. When Mahbub woke, the flower took to him severely on the sin of drunkenness. Asiatics do not wink when they are outmaneuvered at enemy, but as Mahbub Ali cleared his throat, tightening his belt, and staggered forth under the early morning stars, he came very near to it. What a cult trick, he said to himself, as if every girl in Peshwa did not use it, but was prettily done. Now, God, he knows how many more there may be upon the road who have our orders to test me, perhaps with the knife. So it stands that the boy must go to Umballa, and by rail, for the writing is something urgent. I abide here following the flower, and drinking wine as an Afghan copper should. He halted at the stool next but one to his own. His men lay there heavy with sleep. There was no sign of Kim or the lama. Ah! he stirred a sleeper. Where there went those who lay here last even, the lama and the boy, is ought missing? Nay! grunted the man. The old man rose at second cock-crow, saying he would go to Benares, and the young one led him away. The curse of Allah and all unbelievers, said Mahbub Harterly, and climbed into his own stool, growling in his beard. But it was Kim who wakened the lama. Kim with one eye laid against the knot-hole in the planking who had seen the deli-man's search through the boxes. This was no common thief that turned over letters, bills and saddles. No mere burglar who ran a little knife sideways into the soles of Mahbub's slippers, or picked the seams of the saddle-bag so deftly. At first Kim had been minded to give the alarm. The long-drawn Chuar! Chuar! Thief! Thief! that sets the Saraya blaze of nights. But he looked more carefully, and, hand on amulet, drew his own conclusions. It must be the pedigree of that made-up horse-lie, he said. The thing that I carry to Umballa. Better that we go now. Those who search bags with knives may presently search bellies with knives. Surely there is a woman behind this. Hi! Hi! in a whisper to the light-sleeping old man. Come! It is time. Time to go to Benares. The lama rose obediently, and they passed out of the Saray like shadows. End of Chapter 1 Chapter 2 And whoso will from pride released, condemning neither creed nor priest, may feel the soul of all the East about him at Kamakura. Buddha at Kamakura. They entered the fort-like railway station black in the end of night, the electric sizzling over the goods-yards handled the heavy northern grain-traffic. This is the work of devils, said the lama recoiling from the shadow echoing darkness, the glimmer of rails between the masonry platforms and the maze of girders above. He stood in a gigantic stone-hole, paved, it seemed, with the sheeted dead, third-classed passengers who had taken their tickets overnight in the waiting-rooms. All hours of the twenty-four are alike to orientals, and their passenger traffic is regulated accordingly. This is where the fire-carriages come. One stands behind that hole, Kim pointed to the ticket-office, who will give thee a paper to take thee to Umbala. But we go to Benares, he replied, petulantly. All one, Benares then. Quick, she comes. Take thou the purse. The lama, not so well used to trains, as he had pretended, started as the three-twenty-five-am southbound roared in.  It is the train, only the train. It will not come here. Wait! Amazed at the lama's immense simplicity, he had handed him a small bag full of rupees, Kim asked and paid for a ticket to Umbala. The sleepy clerk grunted and flung out a ticket to the next station, just six miles' distance. Nay! said Kim, scanning it with a grin. This may serve for farmers, but I live in the city of Lahore. It was cleverly done, Babu. Now give the ticket to Umbala. The Babu scowled and dealt the proper ticket. Now another to Amritsar, said Kim, who had no notion of spending Mahbub Ali's money on anything so crude as a paid ride to Umbala. The price is so much, the small money on return is just so much. I know the ways of the terrain. Never did Yogi need Chaila as thou dust. He went on merrily to the bewildered lama. They would have flung the out at Myanmar, but for me, this way, come! He returned the money, keeping only one anna in each rupee of the price of the Umbala ticket as his commission. The memorial commission of Asia. The lama jibed at the open door of a crowded third-class carriage. Were a nut better to walk? He said weakly. A burly Sikh artisan thrust forth his bearded head. Is he afraid? Do not be afraid. I remember the time when I was afraid of the terrain. Enter! This thing is the work of the government. Do not fear! said the lama. Have ye room within for two? There is no room even for a mouse! shrilled the wife of a well-to-do cultivator, a Hindu jut from the rich Jalandur district. Our night-trains are not as well looked after as the day ones, where the sexes are very strictly kept to separate carriages. Oh mother of my son, we can make space! said the blue-turbaned husband. Pick up the child. It is a holy man, cease thou.  Shameless! But men are ever thus. She looked round for approval. An amritsar caught a zan near the window sniffed behind her head drapery. Enter!  His folded account-book in a cloth under his arm, with an oily smirk. It is well to be kind to the poor. I at seven per cent a month with a mortgage on the unborn calf, said a young Dogra soldier, going south on leave. And they all laughed. Willed travel to Benares? said the lama. Assuredly. Else, why should we come? Enter, or we are left? cried Kim. He thrilled the amritsar girl. He has never entered a train. O sea! Nay, help! said the cultivator, putting out a large brown hand and hauling him in. Thus is it done, father. But, but, I sit on the floor. It is against the rule to sit on a bench, said the lama. Moreover, it cramps me. I say, began the moneylender, putting his lips that there is not one rule of right living with which these terrains do not cause us to break. We sit, for example, side-by-side with all castes and peoples. Yay! and with the most outrageously shameless ones, said the wife, scowling at the amritsar girl, making eyes at the young seapoy. I said we might have gone by cart along the road, said the husband, and thus saved some money. Then we went back over what we saved on food, by the way. That was talked out ten thousand times. I, by ten thousand tons, grunted he. Though gods help us poor women if we may not speak. Oh, no! He is of that sort which may not look at or reply to a woman for the lama constrained by his rule took not the faintest notice of her. And his disciple is like him? Nay, mother, said Kim most promptly, just when the woman is well-looking and, above all, charitable to the hungry. Oh, beggars answer, said the Sikh, laughing. Thou hast boarded upon thyself, sister. Kim's hands were crooked in supplication. And were the ghosts thou? said the woman, handing him the half of a cake from a greasy package, even to Benares. Jugglers be like, the young soldier suggested, at the time, and why does not that yellow man answer? Because, said Kim stoutly, he is holy and thinks upon matters hidden from thee. That may be well. We of the Ludhiana Sikhs, he rolled it out sonorously. Do not trouble our heads with doctrine. We fight. My sister's brother's son is a naik, corporal. In that regiment, said the Sikh craftsman quietly, there are also some dogra companies there. The soldier glared, for a dogra is of another caste than a Sikh, and the banker tittered. They are all one to me, said the Amritza girl. That, we believe, snorted the cultivator's wife malignantly. Nay, but all who serve the seer car with weapons in their hands are, as it were, brotherhood. There is one brotherhood of the caste, but beyond that again, she looked round timidly, the bond of the polton, the regiment, eh? My brother is in a jat regiment, said the cultivator. Dogra's be good men. Thy Sikhs at least were of that opinion, said the soldier with a scowl at the placid old man in the corner. Thy Sikhs thought so when our two companies came to aid them at the Pirzai Kotal Afridi standards on the ridge not three months gone. He told the story of a border action in which the dogra companies of the Lutiana Sikhs had acquitted themselves well. The Amritza girl smiled for she knew the tale was to win her approval. Alas! said the cultivator's wife at the end, so their villages were burned and their little children were made homeless. They had marked our dead. They paid a great payment after we of the Sikhs had schooled them, so it was. Is this Amritza? Aye, and here they cut our tickets, said the banker, fumbling at his belt. The lamps were pailing in the dawn when the half-caste guard came round. Ticket collecting is a slow business in the east where people secrete their tickets in all sorts of curious places. Kim produced his and was told to get out. But I go to Umballa. He protested. I go with this holy man. Thou canst go to Jahanam for all I care. This ticket is only to Amritza. Out! Kim burst into a flood of tears protesting that the lama was his father and his mother and that he was the prop of the lama's declining years and that the lama would die without his care. All the carriage bade the guard be merciful. The banker was especially eloquent here, but the guard hauled Kim onto the platform. The lama blinked. He could not overtake the situation and Kim lifted up his voice and wept outside the carriage window. I am very poor. My father is dead.  Oh, charitable ones. If I am left here, who shall tend that old man? What? What is this? The lama repeated, he must go to Benares. He must come with me. He is my chailer. If there is money to be paid. Oh, be silent! whispered Kim. Are we Rajas the throwaway good-silver when the world is so charitable? The Amritza girl stepped out with her bundles and it was on her that Kim kept his watchful eye. Ladies of that persuasion were generous. A ticket, a little ticket to Umbala Obreaker of Hearts. She laughed. Has there no charity? Does the holy man come from the north? From far and far in the north he comes. cried Kim. From among the hills there is snow among the pine trees in the north. In the hills there is snow. My mother was from Kulu. Get thee a ticket. Ask him for a blessing. Oh, holy one, a woman has given us in charity so that I can come with thee. A woman with a golden heart. I run for the ticket. The girl looked up at the lama who had mechanically followed Kim to the platform. He bowed his head that he might not see her and muttered in Tibetan as she passed on with the crowd. Light, calm, light, go! said the cultivator's wife viciously. She has acquired merit. The lama, beyond doubt, it was a nun. There be ten thousand such nuns in Amritsa alone. Return, old man, or the terrain may depart without thee. cried the banker. Not only was it sufficient for the ticket, but for a little food also, said Kim, leaping to his place. Now, eat, holy one, look, day comes. Golden rose, saffron and pink. The morning mist smoked away the flat green levels. All the rich Punjab lay out in the splendour of the keen sun. The lama flinched a little as the telegraph posts swung by. Great is the speed of the terrain! said the banker with a patronising grin. We have gone farther since Loho than thou couldst walk in two days. At even we shall enter Umbala. And that is still far from Benares. said the lama, wearily, mumbling over the cakes that Kim offered. They all unloosed their bundles and made their morning meal. Then the banker, the cultivator and the soldier prepared their pipes and wrapped the compartment in choking, acrid smoke, spitting and coughing and enjoying themselves. The seeker and the cultivator's wife chewed pan. The lama took snuff and told his beads, while Kim, cross-legged, smiled over the comfort of a full stomach. What rivers have ye by Benares? said the lama, of a sudden to the carriage at large. We have ganja! returned the banker when the little titter had subsided. What others? What other than ganja? Nay, but in my mind was the thought of a certain river of healing. There was ganja who bathes in her his maid clean and goes to the gods thrice of I made pilgrimage to ganja. He looked round proudly. There was need, said the young sepoy, dryly, and the traveller's laugh turned against the banker. Clean to return again to the gods, the lama muttered, and to go forth on the round of lives anew, while tied to the wheel. He shook his head testily, but maybe there is a mistake. Who then made ganja in the beginning? The gods? Of what known faith art thou? the banker said, appalled. I follow the law, the most excellent law. So it was the gods that made ganja. What like of gods were there? The carriage looked at him in amazement.  What, what is thy god? said the moneylender at last. Here, said the lama, shifting the rosary to his hand, here for I speak of him. Now the people of him listen. He began in Urdu the tale of the Lord Buddha. But born by his own thoughts slid into Tibetan and long droned at text from a Chinese book of the Buddha's life. The gentle, tolerant folk looked on reverently. All India is full of holy men, stammering gospels in strange tongues, shaken and consumed in the fires of their own zeal, dreamers, babblers and visionaries. As it has been from the beginning and will continue to the end. Om! said the soldier of the Luhiana Sikhs. There was a Mohammedan regiment lay next to ours at Pirzai Kotal and a priest of theirs. He was, as I remember, a naik when the fit was on him, spake prophecies. But the mad are all in God's keeping. His officers overlooked much in that man. The lama fell back on Urdu, remembering that he was in a strange land. Hear the tale of the arrow which our Lord loosed from the bow, he said. This was much more to their taste and they listened curiously while he told it. Now, O people of Hind, I go to seek the river. No ye ought that may guide me for we be all men and women. In evil case. There is Ganja and Ganja alone who washes away sin. Ran the murmur round the carriage. Though past question we have good gods. Jalan do away, said the cultivator's wife looking out of the window. See how they have blessed the crops. To search every river in the Punjab is no small matter, said her husband. For me a stream that leaves good silt on my land suffices like Bhoomya, the god of the homestead. He shrugged one knotted bronzed shoulder. Thank you our Lord, came so far north, said the lama, turning to Kim. It may be, Kim replied soothingly as he spat red palm juice on the floor. The last of the great ones, said the Sikh with authority, was Sikander Jilkan, Alexander the Great. He paved the streets of Jilandur and built a great tank near Umballa. That pavement holds to this day and the tank is there also. I have never heard of thy god. Let thy hair grow long and talk, Punjabi, said the young soldier, jestingly to Kim, quoting a northern proverb, that is all that makes a Sikh. But he did not say this very loud. The lama sighed and shrank into himself a dingy, shapeless mass. In the pauses of their talk they could hear the low droning Omanepudmaham, Omanepudmaham and the thick click of the wooden rosary beads. It irks me, he said at last. The speed and the clatter irk me. Moreover, my chela, I think that may be overpassed that river. Peace, peace, said Kim. Was not the river near Benares? We are yet far from the place. But if our Lord came north it may be any one of these little ones that we have run across. I do not know. But thou was sent to me, was thou sent to me? For the merit I acquired over Yonder at Suchsen. From beside the cannon disthou come, bearing two faces and two garbs. Peace, one must not speak of these things here, whispered Kim. There was but one of me. Think again and thou would remember. A boy, a Hindu boy by the great green cannon. But was there not also an accomplishment with a white beard? Holy among images who himself made more sure my assurance of the river of the arrow. He, we, went to Ajib Ghia in Lahore to pray before the gods there, Kim explained to the openingly listening company and the Sahib of the Wanderhouse talked to him, yes, this is truth as a brother. He is a very holy man but thou in time we come to Umbala but my river the river of my healing and then if it please thee we will go hunting for that river on foot so that we will miss nothing not even a little rivulet in a fieldside but thou has the search of they own the lama very pleased that he remembered so well sat bolt upright I said Kim humoring him the boy was entirely happy to be out chewing pan and seeing new people in the great good tempered world it was a bull a red bull that shall come and help thee and carry thee wither I have forgotten a red bull on a green field was it not nay it will carry me nowhere said Kim it is but a tale I told thee what is this the cultivator's wife leaned forward her bracelets clinking on her arm do ye both dream dreams a red bull on a green field that shall carry thee to the heavens or what was it a vision did one make a prophecy we have a red bull in our village this is by choice in the very greenest of our fields give a woman an old wife's tale and a weaver-bird a leaf and a thread they will weave wonderful things said the Sikh all holy men dream dreams and by following holy men their disciples attain that power a red bull on a green field was it the lama repeated in a former life it may be thou hast acquired merit and the bull will come to reward thee nay nay it was but a tale one told to me for a jest be like but I will seek the bull about Umbala and thou canst look for thy river and rest from the clatter of the train it may be that the bull knows that he is sent to guide us both said the lama hopefully as a child then to the company indicating Kim this one was sent to me but yesterday he is not I think of this world beggars are plenty have I met and holy men to boot but never such a yogi nor such a disciple said the woman her husband touched his forehead lightly with one finger and smiled but the next time the lama would eat they took care to give him of their best and at last tired sleepy and dusty they reached Umbala city station we abide here upon a lawsuit said the cultivator's wife to Kim we lodge with my man's cousin's younger brother there is room also in the courtyard for thy yogi and for thee will he give me a blessing oh holy man a woman with a heart of gold gives us lodging for the night it is a kindly land, this land of the south see how we have been helped since the dawn the lama bowed his head in benediction to fill my cousin's younger brother's house with wastrels the husband began as he shoulded his heavy bamboo staff thy cousin's younger brother owes my father's cousin something yet on his daughter's marriage feast said the woman crisply let him put their food to that account the yogi will beg, I doubt not I, I beg for him said Kim anxious only to get the lama under shelter for the night that he might seek Mahbub Ali's Englishman and deliver himself of the white stallion's pedigree now said he when the lama had come to anchor at the inner courtyard of a decent Hindu house behind the Cantonments I go away for a while to, to bias victual in the bazaar do not stray abroad till I return thou wilt return thou wilt surely return the old man caught at his wrist and thou wilt return in this very same shape it is too late to look to night for the river too late and too dark be comforted think how far though out on the road and a hundred miles from Lahore already yeah and farther from my monastery alas it is a great and terrible world Kim stole out and away as unremarkable a figure as ever carried his own and a few score thousand other folks fate slung round his neck Mahbub Ali's directions left him little doubt the house in which his Englishman lived and a groom bringing a dog cart home from the club made him quite sure it remained only to identify his man and Kim slipped through the garden hedge and hid in a clump of plumed grass close to the veranda the house blazed with lights and servants moved about tables dressed with flowers, glass and silver presently forth came an Englishman dressed in black and white, humming a tune it was too dark to see his face so Kim beggar-wise tried an old experiment protector of the poor the man back toward the voice Mahbub Ali says ha! what says Mahbub Ali he made no attempt to look for the speaker and that showed Kim that he knew the predigree of the white stallion is fully established what proof is there the Englishman switched at the rose hedge Mahbub Ali has given me this proof Kim flipped the wad of folded paper into the air and it fell on the path beside the man who put his foot on it as a gardener came round the corner when the servant passed he picked it up dropped a rupee Kim could hear the clink and strode back into the house never turning around swiftly Kim took up the money but for all his training he was Irish enough by birth to reckon silver the least part of any game what he desired was the visible effect of action so instead of slinking away he lay close in the grass and wormed nearer to the house he saw Indian bungalows are open through and through the Englishman returned to a small dressing room in a corner of the veranda that was half-office littered with papers and dispatch boxes and sit down to study Mahbub Ali's message his face by the full ray of the kerosene lamp changed and darkened and Kim used as every beggar must be to watching countenances took good note Will, Will dear, called a woman's voice you ought to be in the drawing room they'll be here in a minute the man still read intently Will said the voice five minutes later he's come I can hear the troopers in the drive the man dashed out bare-headed as a big land hour with four native troopers behind it halted at the veranda and a tall black-haired man erect as an arrow swung out preceded by a young officer who laughed pleasantly flat on his belly lay Kim almost touching the high wheels his man and the black stranger exchanged two sentences certainly sir said the young officer promptly everything waits while a horse is concerned we shan't be more than twenty minutes said Kim's man you can do the honors keep him amused and all that tell one of the troopers to wait said the tall man and they passed into the dressing room together as the land hour rolled away Kim saw their heads bent over Mahbub Ali's message and heard the voices one low and deferential the other sharp and decisive the question of weeks it's a question of days hours almost said the elder I'd been expecting it for some time but this he tapped Mahbub Ali's paper clinches it Grogan's dying here tonight isn't he? yes sir and Macklin too very good I'll speak to them myself the matter will be referred to the council of course but this is a case where one is justified by the D and Peshwar brigades it will disorganize all the summer reliefs but we can't help that this comes of not smashing them thoroughly the first time eight thousand should be enough what about artillery sir I must consult Macklin then it means war no punishment when a man is bound by the action of his predecessor but C-25 may have lied he bears out the other's information practically they showed their hands six months back but Devonish would have it there was a chance of peace of course they used it to make themselves stronger send off those telegrams at once the new code not the old one mine and Whartons I don't think we need to keep the ladies waiting any longer we can settle the rest over cigars I thought it was coming it's punishment not war as the trooper canted off Kim crawled round to the back of the house where going on his Lahore experiences he judged there would be food and information the kitchen was crowded with excited Scullions one of whom kicked him I said Kim, feigning tears I came only to wash dishes in return for a belly full all on bales on the same air and get hence they all go in now with the soup thank you that we who serve Crichton Saib need strange Scullions to help us through a big dinner it is a very big dinner said Kim looking at the plates small wonder the guest of honour is none other than the Jangilat Saib the Commander-in-Chief oh said Kim with the correct guttural note of wonder he had learned what he wanted and when the Scullion turned he was gone and all that trouble said he to himself thinking as usual in Hindustani for a horse's pedigree Mahbub Ali should have come to me to learn a little lying every time before that I have bought a message it concerned a woman now it is men better the tall man said that they will loose a great army to punish someone the news goes to Pindi and Peshwa there are also guns would I had crept nearer it is big news he returned to find the cultivator's cousin's younger brother discussing the family lawsuit in all its bearings with the cultivator and his wife and a few friends while the lama dozed after the evening meal someone passed him a water pipe and Kim felt very much of a man as he pulled the smooth coconut shell his legs spread abroad in the moonlight his tongue clicking in remarks from time to time his hosts were most polite for the cultivator's wife had told them of his vision of the red bull and of his probable descent from another world moreover the lama was a great and venerable curiosity the family priest an old tolerant sarsut Brahmin dropped in later and naturally started a theological argument to impress the family by creed of course they were all on their priest's side but the lama was the guest and the novelty his gentle kindliness and his impressive Chinese quotations that sounded like spells delighted them hugely and in this sympathetic simple air he expanded like the Bodhisat's own lotus speaking of his life in the great hills of Suchsen before as he said I rose up to seek enlightenment then it came out that in those worldly days he had been a master hand at casting horoscopes and nativities and the family priest led him on to describe his methods each giving the planet's names that the others could not understand and pointing upwards as the big stars sailed across the dark the children of the house tugged unrebuked at his rosary and he clean forgot the rule which forbids looking at women as he talked of enduring snows landslips blocked passes the remote cliffs where men find sapphires and turquoise and that wonderful upland road that leads at last into great china itself how thinkest thou of this one said the cultivator assigned to the priest oh holy man, holy man indeed his gods are not our gods but his feet are upon the way and his methods of nativities though that is beyond the are wise and sure tell me said Kim lazily whether I find my red ball on a green field as was promised me what knowledge hast thou of thy birth-hour the priest asked swelling with importance between first and second cock-crow the first night in May of what year I do not know whether I cried first fell the great earthquake in Seringagar which is Kashmir this Kim had from the woman who took care of him and she again from Kimbalohara the earthquake had been felt in India and for long stood as the leading date in the Punjab I said a woman excitedly this seemed to make Kim supernatural origin more certain was not such in one's daughter born then her husband four sons in four years all likely boys cried the cultivator's wife sitting outside the circle in the shadow none reared in the knowledge said the family priest forget how the planets stood in their houses upon that night he began to draw in the dust of the courtyard at least thou hast good claim to half of the house of the bull how runs thy prophecy upon a day said Kim delighted at the sensation I shall be made great by the means of a red ball on a green field but first there will enter two men making all things ready yes thus ever at the opening of a vision a thick darkness that clears slowly and none one enters with a broom making ready the place then begins the slight two men thou sayst the son leaving the house of the bull enters that of the twins hence the two men of the prophecy now let us consider fetch me a twig little one he knitted his brows scratched smoothed out and scratched again in the dust mysterious signs to the wonder of all save the lama who with fine instinct for bore to interfere at the end of half an hour he tossed the twig from him with a grunt thus say the stars within three days come the two men to make all things ready after them follows the bull but the sign over against him is the sign of war and armed men there was indeed a man of the light seeks in the carriage from Lahore said the cultivator's wife hopefully armed men many hundreds what concern has thou with war said the priest to Kim thine is a red an angry sign of war to be loosed very soon naan naan said the lama earnestly we seek only peace and our river Kim smiled remembering what he had overheard in the dressing room decidedly he was a favourite of the stars the priest brushed his foot over the rude horoscope more than this we cannot see in three days come the bull to thee boy and my river my river pleaded the lama I had hoped his bull would lead us both to the river alas for that wondrous river my brother the priest replied such things are not common next morning though they were pressed to stay the lama insisted on departure a large bundle of good food and nearly three annas in copper money for the needs of the road and with many blessings watched the two go southward in the dawn piety it is that these and such as these could not be freed from the wheel of things said the lama nay then would only evil people be left on earth and who would give us meat and shelter quote Kim stepping merrily under his burden yonder is a small stream let us look said the lama and he led from the white road across the field walking into a very hornet's nest of pariah dogs end of chapter 2


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Let's be real because that's what we're going in today's video. Now despite what you may have been told in Catholic school like myself, excessive masturbation is probably not going to make you go blind, but there are some interesting downsides if this is you and there's an interesting history within Chinese medicine of Taoist alchemical practices for longevity involving masturbation.  I'm Dr. Alex Hein, author of the health book Master of the Day and doctor of acupuncture in Chinese medicine. So before we jump into this video, there are two very important links right below the video. The first is if you'd like to become a patient of mine locally in Los Angeles or virtually via telemedicine, you can reach out to me right below this video to my private practice and the second is a link to download a free guide I've put together which is four daily rituals that can help you add years to your life with Chinese medicine. Now at this point I've seen about a dozen patients that fall into the category of excessive masturbation. Let's just call it that right? These are people who have been masturbating multiple times per day often for five or ten years and sometimes they're 25, sometimes they're 65. Ultimately it comes back to this question that we're talking about is this bad for you right? And I think like most medical questions there's a spectrum of too little versus too much and somewhere in the middle tends to be the sweet spot. But in particular I want to talk about the pathology that we see in the field of Chinese medicine. So the dozen or so patients I've seen with this condition end up in a pattern of what we call kidney deficiency. Kidney deficiency is often a pattern that shows up in middle-aged men around 60 for example where they have issues with urination, issues with libido, they may have nocturnal omissions which is very common in young men with kidney deficiency so they're literally ejaculating in their sleep and they didn't try to do that. But basically they end up in this pattern called kidney deficiency. Fatigue, libido changes, urination changes, often sleep problems as well with it. And I think underneath this underneath this pattern there's often an aspect of psycho-emotional or emotional health that is not doing so well associated with this whole pattern. Now again these are typically issues that you see in middle-aged men. Men that are 60 years old begin to show up with for example low back pain, libido, issues with erections, frequent urination or nighttime urination. But let's go back even further because intimately intertwined with Chinese medicine is typically Taoist medicine. So Taoism and Buddhism and Confucianism had this overlap because this comes from the Chinese culture. But in particular you tend to see in Taoism there's a whole branch of sexual practices designed for longevity. Now I want to read this one little segment from Wikipedia because it really encapsulates what this was supposed to do and the intended purpose of it. The basis of all Taoist thinking is that Qi is a part of everything in existence. Qi is related to another energetic substance contained in the human body known as Jing. And once all this has been expended the body dies. Now Jing can be lost in many ways but most notably through the loss of body fluids. And Taoists may use practices to stimulate or increase and conserve their bodily fluids to great extents. Now the fluid believed to contain the most Jing is semen. So Taoists believed in decreasing the frequency of or totally avoiding ejaculation in order to conserve life essence. So this idea of no-fap that is popular all over the internet theoretically begins with this Taoist seminal retention practice. So what are my thoughts on this in terms of is it good or bad for you? Because what people ask me is is this good or bad for me? And in reality that's the wrong question that's like saying is food good or bad for me because we know that food is frankly probably the number one killer of people today but it's not food by itself that's the issue right it's what what food and how much food. But in reality there are benefits to having more sex for people and there are benefits to less right having three orgasms a day is probably bordering on the verge of pathological for people masturbating that many times a day for people and there are studies showing that men's testosterone increases with some decreased frequency of masturbation as well. You know actually having orgasms is actually good for the prostate for example so in my opinion yes this originates with Taoism and more mystical or esoteric practices but pragmatically practically and clinically somewhere in between is the sweet spot for what is actually good for you. So these old wives tales about you're going to go blind if you're masturbating all the time probably not true just by two cents but there definitely is pathology that results from excessive amounts of this just like excessive amounts of eating too much food. That is my two cents on this interesting history within Chinese medicine and within Asia but otherwise that's what I have for today. Check out these two related videos right here and I'll see you guys soon.


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