me you too hard on the internet yeah maybe maybe he's non-committal isn't it it's like i didn't say it was i need this one's i need a yoda commentary on obu and doing this just be like what how did really and then and then everyone's like hey man you know if you there is no try right i yeah i nailed it i fucking dumb ass you are i know this i say that there's no real limits but i mean there are very stupid i can't just grab a planet obu one so i'm just saying this is uh all right incredibly retarded you are no episode obu one kanobi delivers on everything we hope the show would be no not we this is what you want it's sad thing buddy this is what you well yeah i mean he's made it clear that like what he was looking for was the imperial march to happen for him to say hello there at some point for him to do his stance cool lightsaber moves for him to use the force at some point but uh and then he said that they apparently enhanced all the relationship from the ot which is just like man you hurt me why must you i hate lay out i i didn't hate laia before this show an exciting niche oh so it just said what's yoda's reaction gonna be where he finds out everyone could have killed vader for the second time and failed the gads like oh dude he's telling the stories like oh he's so amazing exciting and i fucking thrashed him but then i had this moment where i was like oh no is anakin still in there and yoda's like like put his head on his hands like listening to the story really intently he's like what happened he's like yeah you know he said like no i killed anakin he's like oh my god what'd you do that and he's like well you know i said goodbye vader walked off or doth is this where you stabbed him or his head or you know the drop of rock on him because like i got flung like all the way to the ground you know like you were there the first time you were right there you had his lightsaber too it would be so absurd to yoda that he'd be like you you left and he's like yeah he's like you sure you didn't just lose and run away he's like no i left him and he's like i don't believe you i do not he's like you would have killed him so why are you lying to me and he's like no i i didn't want to he's like maybe he didn't want to like what what was i mean what i want him to pussy you are pussy chapter of star wars that doesn't betray what came before or after it i mean stop the utter us of you i'm surprised you didn't just have a huge praise section for this moment and what do you even say quig on jinn he's a character from the prequels he was the master for obi-wan he turns up and he says let's go let's go when obi-wan should be saying dude you could have just left well enough alone and let him do a stupid fucking pod race but no but no and look what happened train the boy train the boy you're doing funnies but like imagine that's a second act loop on the show with quig on being in the whole thing you should talk about that's what i'm saying like imagine at first quig on's trying to pull him out of his like crazy depression he stuff but then obi-wan just starts to think about it more and more and he's just like why did you pick this kid i told you not to i told you the boy is too old i even said it like i do and he could be like so fucking angry with him that it like he starts to fade out because it's just like that you know that part of the connection is like a he disappears into the bush like no no like i mean like legitimately it could create drama that if you're angry and unfocused you can't immune with force ghosts easily or something like that because fuck me it's just not fair it's not fair you haven't turned up and just say hello why'd you do this to me hello let's go only breathing new life into the stories and characters we've come to love does it though i mean he's he summed up he summed up why it was uh successful it's characters you've come to love that have nothing to do with disney i said eight i well uh i think the average was someone like eight point five so the cast got it pretty much god amazing and this by the way explains the title of this stream hmm amazing there you go check out our review of episode five all the latest to delve deeper into the show delve deeper we go a little further sometimes like oh see this is what they talk about what they say your review is longer than the thing therefore invalid these are the valid reviews yes six minutes you say nothing you've come away having learned nothing at all great you wish you could know what they mean by several statements but you never do i get through no i get those comments every once in a while on on my videos we're just like why couldn't you've just said you thought it was bad the fucking hours and hours i guess people just aren't interested in like the discussion i guess i just don't care they just want to clap at the visuals and that's that you know i mean i guess they don't care about the conversation about why people like stuff because they probably do like storytelling it's just you know interesting talking about it which is odd yeah they have some version of storytelling in their heads that's just bizarre and weird well no what i mean is that their passion for like having these discussions doesn't really exist they just like the the notion of having a conversation with more detail than i liked it or i didn't like it as odd to some people i don't get it no this image my friend's dad gets up and go go look at him he ain't had a kid and kill him damn it it's gonna re-speech his sounds while he's good meme good meme at the end of the at the end of the thing with riva too she's like i don't know what i'm gonna do now and then obi one's like you're free now we both are and that made me laugh at loud because i'm like how are you free you're still you're still you're still living in a cave waiting for her i swear to god if you leave this planet again we will hurt you you guys meanwhile riva yeah i mean everyone's made jokes about it riva will turn up again she'll be back oh yeah who knows what fucking series she'll be in if not her own probably good i'll probably have her travel forward in time and team up with esoka and the mandalorian to have an avengers movie against thron or some she'll probably travel forward in time no no i'm actually not kidding it's probably gonna happen that's a good that's probably you're probably right yeah esoka is only alive because they introduce time travel at the end of rebels so it's like it is gonna happen okay i'm like this is why i think rebels is not defended anywhere near as much as the clone was series the stuff like that thron and thron who's the like the main villain and what were the best star wars books like the timothy zhan trilogy from like the early 90s he's on rebels as well and him and ezra who's like the main jedi guy travel like through some wormhole or some shit and i'm i'm going to assume it's to the era where mando and boba fed and all those shows are taking place so they can have a big crossover event what if i told you i don't want i would agree with you what if i told you try imagining that it is what you want and maybe you'll like it that's a good idea all right prizes and infinite star wars is now there's a bit of a dilemma in the somehow a six minute video took us to two and a half hours well i never had before a lot of it like an hour or so that was us fucking around to be fair no it wasn't we did ign reviewing of their own review scores which helped us understand what they meant by amazing what was researched what were their games for amazing again uh reasonable two smash bros ultimate and batman arkham knight those are on on point with kenobi apparently getting mad also forza horizon four any any forza fans in chat who are upset to know that it's kenobi level forza or forza forza as far as i know it's forza yeah you pronounce it like i've only heard in forza it's italian word for strength because because pizza has two z's and forza has one z right is do you know but i guess i'm just trying to pronounce it like so apparently it is forza that like forza what hey the forza how rights and i mean i think it's perfectly reasonable for someone to say forza but then be like wait forza what forza um those goofy languages it almost sounds like content german i i thought forza horizon is cool um yeah i like the horizon games are fun for rights and i remember i remember it's good uh three set in australia i'm like yeah i'll play that one and i just never did wow i don't know three has a really cool hot wheels dlc and four with that and the brit britainia and then i think five was you know they have a lot of fun settings for the kind of crazy how like forza they've made so many forts like didn't grant charisma grant charisma seven like came out like 10 years after six right and people aren't happy with it are they yeah the microtransaction situation is not good seems like forts are at this point is kind of taken over in terms of being like more reliably out and enjoyable no i think we'll probably see this year because the new motor sports coming out and that more directly can be to grant her ismo or is horizons more like need for speed makes sense um remember go ahead no it doesn't matter that's yeah all good so the the dilemma is more so that this was never going to be able to be a long e-fap episode because of um i got loads of things coming up as well as i need all the time i can get to finish uh finno be mini six um as well as i i think it's fair to say for you to um so what i think the obviously the plan a was going to be that as long as we finish the time we could do another video what i'm suggesting now is that uh we probably should go to super chats now so we can get them done um yeah just hide it up sort of thing um we know it's still going to take us like two hours at least so you know we'll be around don't worry about it chat don't go nuts on me uh but uh you know i'm assuming you guys are gonna want to see that mini tomorrow rather than um extending it past then because it has been i was just because people are saying short man bad it's like the trade off is ideally you get your e-fap mini sooner which will be two hours i think right so it'll be long yeah there's a lot you've had you've been eating good lately if have chat you've had a whole bonus set of good old minis to tide you over but we're still gonna be here and we're still gonna what we're gonna do is see what you've been saying about and booby and other assorted things so i will say because it's like a nice little sort of break between sections um if anybody here and i mainly am directing this at cj mark and metal you'd like to wow exit plus i'm giving you the option you should be happy i'm not even giving it to bring in rags i'm saying no to them they're not allowed they literally have chains can you believe it hey i believe i believe it chains on a leash something i don't have chains i don't have chains when that jingle jingle jingle i don't mind hanging out i want more i know i shouldn't no no you you first you first i was gonna say i don't mind hanging out i don't mind you go ahead you go first you go ahead okay well rags thank you um you that i all right i i just need to feed feed my dogs because i'm a i'm a dog lover you know i like all dogs of of all of all types even shiba inus you know they're really cool it's weird how you're really singling them out that's like saying i love people of all colors i mean especially the black ones they're especially them i love them too yeah in addition to all the others yeah i guess i might step in that too talking about x-ray girl at some point i'd be like yeah i'm not racist at all guys i'm married to an asian woman you know that's what they all say yeah what about you jay uh i i think i'm gonna use the opportunity to take off because i do have a lot of work i have to tonight to try and get this video out well yes on the plane next week grand grand return of yes yep i've been working towards this for the past like month and a half and just kind of i want to get it done and uh yeah so the more i do tonight then i have to let you know you're gonna do any coverage for kanobi kanobi oh f*** that no i just i'm so i'm so apathetic about so many like hot culture things that get released because they're all so like it's not even they're not even entertainingly bad they're just kind of like meh i'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that element but i understand so don't bear enough yeah some of this stuff has been pretty funny like the trench coat pipe oh yeah oh no that was beautiful yeah but the problem is you're sitting through like six hours of meh for about five minutes of cringe real good for me it's not have you seen our have you seen our watches of these it is a ride the whole way through we do uh we do be doing a lot of laughing he said do be do i did indeed uh but yeah it's uh well it's used to put that on mountain duke bottles do be do be do but do the do i can't think of mountain do without thinking about um movie bulbs like mountain do marinate chicken i was thinking that's whizzier with the crab juice i need gordon ramsey's review of that thank you to uh can you just make a face he wouldn't even say anything this would have been better if it's fucking raw you're donkey just does he have like a cameo because like if he has a cameo page you could just i imagine to watch it i imagine this cameo edge would be incredibly expensive yeah crowd crowd source but worth it though and you know with cameo can you ask them to just give their genuine thoughts on a thing i no idea what do they have to just read a script and then that depends if they approve because that'll be interesting as fuck to get his opinion on like you know mountain do marinated chicken see what he said i guess it's not the purpose behind it but i suppose you're not risking anything because they could just be like yeah no and they just refund you so i might be worth a shot all i'm saying um i was gonna say i don't i don't i'm not exactly looking to repeat a goodbye but that is the nature of your uh your fun times with us today so i guess i'll say it again thank you so much for hanging out with us we've had lots of fun stars in a great position and i look forward to whatever it is you're cooking up what would a star was episode be without your you know friendly neighborhood ryan johnson impersonator yeah and he'll be back one day to do that trilogy you just wait all right thanks for having me on again take care lads absolutely bye bye see you ciao expert girl i actually just recently caught up on better call sol and i rewatch breaking bad to like i guess to kind of catch myself up on that so i got all the references and the episodes of that that ryan johnson directed are really really good it's just like man like it's really just the material that the person's given and the like structure that they're around because it's not bad yeah every time this guy lu anything goes do whatever you want write this script just needs somebody to filter him uh because there may be ideas he has in relation to the script that are good but he needs to know when they shit on something so he doesn't remember or doesn't know you gotta be like no ryan not that one he's like no fine i guess um be a mallet are you gonna are you gonna stay of course sorry i'll feed the puppies but i'll be back at that school very well all right let us begin all right this one says i grieve in staro the staro sounds strange that's i'm familiar to anybody i grieve in staro the staro sounds strange chan is there some meme we're unaware of here what does this mean grieve in staro the staro sounds right yeah i got nothing i have no clue people think stereo but it's spelled staro twice so i doubt it's a mistake it could be yeah maybe if they thought that's how staro i don't know oh i've seen little dark age be said more than once i don't know what that is google it that seems to be well i think that's a song but that's a grieve in stereo again and not staro so i don't know well all right fair enough oh hi mark damn he's not here but he will be once again say hello oh the guy who said it said i'm autistic i spelled it wrong that's all good don't worry about it um hey fringy are your fingers webbed or are you just happy to see me my aren't webbed or i guess oh right because we talked about how the actually oh sorry yeah because the webbing in our fingers is apparently from our frog ancestors okay did you know you know how you know how like in your hand there's kind of like the the connecting part between your fingers like when you open up the palm of your hand and you got like the little webbing there not like the one more talking about the frog part your ancestors were frogs okay you know you go back far enough no i don't know otherwise i wouldn't be confused ringy one of your great great great great to the power of like a million grandparent frog were they um were they actually like rog in terms of are they were classified sure we didn't share a common ancestor we actually came from them i'm pretty sure uh amphibians were the first uh land animals so all i think all land animals come from uh amphibians i'm pretty sure life crashed on it from a comet it's true fringy they they i think it was deer and giraffe that came out of the comet and then everything came rog comet how do you know if you will raise that comment hold on what because what was uh uh the first first land animal what was that because i remember i looked it up for a gag that i it's probably i think it was giraffes i think i don't think you're correct about that no i would have been my first guess mammoths they came from a swamp whatever right swamp mammoths yeah yeah swamp man sorry i didn't mean to say it used to be like big greenish amphibian like proto mammoths then they just got woolly air and they kept going and then the giraffes came from the swamp mammoths i think i think so yeah they got thinner and decided they want to get those trees up there so they got long necks and changed colors and got some hoof action going on super interesting it's all um there we go everything with his autism episode you better believe we're derailing this i want to figure out what the first land animal was genus world record says that it was some type of millipede but that's not what i remember i remember it was like uh it was like a fish frog thing that had little thin arms that helped it get on to land occasionally and then go back in what but what was it called i had like a really and i'm also seeing yeah it's look this guy here he's like kind of like a crocodile fish thing the land animal means the first animal that can get on to land or does it mean animal that is strictly living on land well i think the problem is that it gets blurry because a lot of the first land animals would have spent a hell of a lot of time in water um because that was the nature of it they'd come on to land for a little bit and then go into the water and then over the course of like millions of years um it was anthropods first crabs uh okay i'm just trying let me see anthropods would be like a furry thing well so i jumped the gun because someone said our ancestors were amphibious but they weren't amphibians like modern amphibians yeah i figured i guess when i said that they're a frog they're not like exactly the same as a frog right now but that they're a frog like you know damn i'm just not fine and what it was in any case so i remember reading that Wikipedia once about the web things clearly lied to i don't know if i was lied to i think um because i remember i read that hiccups or something was um was was some sort of uh the reason why a lot of animals still have hiccups is it was some inherited trait from the way that um earlier uh animals breathe uh like would breathe it was just something that got left over very well it's like i don't know if that's true or not it just but it's it sounds interesting i'm just sad it's not actually a frog no um kenobi is terrible but why is tfm i assume the fandom menace uh not you guys so bad at criticizing it neurotics complaints on twitter are horrid well to be fair he's i've been on a couple streams of them about this he's he's lined up with a lot of the things that we've been saying as well about the inconsistency and stuff i'm not sure i'm not sure which are the things he said on twitter i try to um avoid twitter especially lately you know it's not a fun place never was never will be but um yeah i've seen even seeing some of his videos he's um he's been tearing it to shreds and all the the consistent arguments i've been seeing which is neat uh thank you for watching these shows so we don't have to you bet no problem you want to say something for me i yeah because someone said fringy's bad at biology i didn't study it at school i did physics and i remember nothing about it i was bad at chemistry though biology oh yeah well i didn't even study it exactly i can't be bad enough i didn't even learn anything about it i can't be bad i was bad at biology i'd be like yeah i would never if they said you're bad at biology i'm like what do you mean i'm bad at biology biology because i am biological and i exist just for decades i've been going along just fine and things are looking pretty good i think i'm pretty good at biology you just do you just were tately like collapsed to the ground because your body just stops working i wish my body was better at biology should i save my stranger things season four superchats for the stranger things e-fap or can i ask them now yes well uh so first of all yeah we could to be fair there's yeah there's people here we're gonna want to see it but i don't know if there's gonna be an e-fap for it because it's like i'd be on board with that springy might be when uh he sees more of it metal and rags for example i i i have no idea if i know nothing about strangers i have never seen an episode never seen an episode that's to be discussed as a potential but to be honest with you okay the moonlight fans are gonna get real upset yeah we're gonna talk about strange i feel really awful this is my there is so there's so much to talk about moon night i don't know there's somebody post about how's like why do they do it there's someone this is like same people ever also while we're like fans i was really looking forward to them talking about that and this is like i'm sorry i'm sorry it just we we just don't care anymore it is it oh that window it's just it's pretty much closed because now i would need to possibly watch it two more times to get everything i need to really get proper breakdown well first of all i don't know how the time to do it secondly if i like do i really have the passion to do that it's a tough one and then thirdly it's like you guys should probably watch it again at that point because it's been so long right like the references might be a lot thinner and i don't know if i i don't know if i want to make you guys do that as opposed to you know watching i would rather make you guys watch stranger things season four and talk about it that would be more entertaining i think um i'd rather watch stranger things season four best i've seen so far so it's like it's unfortunate but this sort of thing happens um there's a lot of things that we were gonna cover at some point but they never did because that's just just the nature of being human you know um uh when you take your word for it all the same layer as the sketch riparoo don't worry did you uh hi rags hello and uh weird and i got my jay plushy on thursday and everybody at work thinks he's adorable i also have my jay plushy well i'm still on the way where is it well i'm it gives it an order of like morally superior people i think so you'll get your god damn it i'm getting mine like 2024 finally i made a live efab level your content and hard work guys random question do any of you play tt rpgs my friends and i have made one called planes of oradan or oradan oradan uh long live the long man high rags and kick jay hello um i'm not currently any games but i enjoy playing them want to get the chance tt rpgs what does that stand for table table top role playing games ah no i don't like indy pathfinder starfinder call it catholyn been a long time since i've played one i've barely i used to i played two back in the day that didn't get a great impression from but they were fun they just didn't go well um an end i don't think i've ever played one to completion and it it's never been my fault i have been a good player okay don't believe the propaganda from the newspapers um but yeah you know they they seem fun as for um the the nice things you said about our work though that's that's trying to be thanks i'm glad you enjoy yeah dark side users literally being too angry to die is a potentially cool idea that immediately gets ruined by taking it too far with dothmore um i agree seems to me that the death george lucas gave him was pretty permanent you would think that being bisected and falling into a bottomless pit would uh yeah let's seal the deal but well i guess not not quite um but yeah no i i think i even said like i think it has potential as an idea but not when it goes that far um atm machine svd draganov fps per second do people really say that when i first heard that here i lulled out loud shake my head some people said block story basically when they say an abbreviation but they ended with the word from the yeah people do svd draganov a lot yeah atm machine has come up a couple times i've had atm machine yeah that happens a lot the fps per second i don't hear very often but i can believe it i don't i've never heard fps per second i don't think i've heard that once dc comics dc comics dc comics comics comics dc comics seems like one of the most common ones that are almost just accepted well now it's just dc nobody calls it they they they wisened up uh hot take kenobi is in fact not amazing whoa whoa get out of here looks like um it's like the los angeles angels the the angels angels oh yeah god yeah that took me a while i thought you were talking about kenobi that's why i was like what yeah kenobi loves los angeles angel uh rags moeller how you deal dealt in the past with co-workers making fun of you i'm introvert guy who likes to be alone most of the time i noticed that caused my co-workers to dislike me just um i've never uh how do i first off what do you mean hey rags how do you deal with your co-workers disliking thanks mate um but no i actually i got along with pretty much pretty much everyone always i was uh i never really made any enemies or had people who just didn't like being around me or didn't like my face or anything like that so i thought i liked my co-workers it was my manager the one of those four managers one of them was fucking satan um and i hated him but the one worker and i talked about it before that i didn't like but still got along with just fine was one that like had just been hired and he refused to do anything other than buy the book every single thing he was told to do and if every saw another worker not doing things by the book he would like uh threaten to report them i remember being one of the most frustrating pieces of shit that i've ever worked with that's fun but it's the kind of thing where he would do it and you'd be like yeah no problem i'll definitely do that from now on thank you so much and he'd be like yeah okay good you know like he wouldn't even pick up that you're incredibly frustrated but yeah how to deal with co-workers that are making fun of you i just i don't really think i've been in that situation enough to give proper advice but you know try and you don't want to show them that um it's really getting to you that'll probably be step yeah don't do that that's that's no good don't do that also it depends on what they're making you fun of making fun of you for is probably gonna be a big part of it because if they're making fun of you for something that's pointless or is actually a good thing that you have and they're making fun of it then you should ignore it it's almost like its own vindication um because you could be made of things maybe maybe you have some sort of personality flaw or there's something wrong with you that they are making fun of that you should work to change but they could also be making fun of you for something that shouldn't be made fun of and might actually be a good quality you possess in which case i'd say don't do anything fuck them not everyone is compatible with everybody else and if they don't get that then i don't know what to say and yeah just i don't you know if they don't like you partially because you're introverted it's like oh that's not very nice should be able to respect the fact that you're just not as talkative as others or whatever bit yeah it's just kind of hard to say to give you advice and hopefully um not too much of a problem for you um whatever happened to the pizza man cynic snacks uh he hasn't uploaded in a while i haven't spoken to him recently i hope he's all right all right obviously um could be that he's um found other interests at pursue but i really don't know do you not know hope he's all right oh my god hello hello hello um someone had said hi mark make sure oh hello uh please go to xclips uh youtube channel and just read some of the video titles that plus some of the comments is just beyond depressing xclips felt he say he see a s i think that's eckhouse ladder right oh yeah he's a super star wars consumer sim holy fuck the first one this scene proves revenge of the sith's genius all right this is why obi one finally gave up on anakin konobi just fixed my biggest problem we've never seen konobi this powerful we really need to talk about this i can't believe how dumb this was maybe talk about the trench coat thing they don't know um well that's great i hope he's enjoying he was the one who did the the naboo star fighter is the perfect ship for mando oh yeah oh he's not a bright lad it really wasn't but that's okay our total star wars who would win in the 20 kilometer emu race rags or fringy uh rags probably wait emu race i'm confused what is that what part is that mean does that mean both of you writing on an emu or training an emu or running a lot the running of the emus it's one of australia's greatest festivals rags would have the edge if he was riding because he he's he's a little doggo so he wouldn't weigh as much like doctor so but but then again emus are quite strong so i wonder if perhaps you could concoct some kind of potion to make your emu supercharged maybe they'll be well we just juiced up i don't know if that's in the spirit of yeah i don't know i think so juice up your emu before the race right before the race starts you're just you just got this potion bottle and you're making like this it like grows to the godzilla size of these bulky muscles and rags like this seems unfair and you're like no same nope there's a rule that says you can't turn your emu into a gigantic godzilla monster there are no rules i ain't no rule it says a dog can't play basketball true what if the storm trooper on top of the gate didn't shoot and instead beg kenobi to release the innocent hostage because he cared about frack oh that would be interesting wouldn't it that would be interesting uh kobi kobi i was sorry i was thinking about basketball kenobi realizes that he's um like i'm turning into an evil asshole yeah like oh god what have i become imagine that he does that the storm trooper legit goes no no no please please please start i i'll put down please he didn't do anything please do it to us but let him go and it's just confusing because you're so pure hearted and well the audience would be fucking like wait what what's happening and then kenobi just shoots the trooper we're like oh okay oh no that was weird the carry on as if nothing happened that was kind of weird what was his name again frack yeah yeah he's like no wait he had a family one of them even said like hey frack yeah but he shoots the storm trooper that he kicks the back of the leg of frack to get him on his knees and then just executes him in front of leia he's like he was he was loyal to the empire takes out a knife and just slits his leg or something like that if we were operating in a world where obi-wan pretending that he doesn't know leia or have any connection to her was an important bit of intelligence to keep from the empire that might have been what he'd have to do we yeah we did talk about how um it would have i think uh there's that those are just like errant idea for a story where obi-wan could make a friend that's a missionary of some kind and help him with the the local war of yeah kathleen and stuff but then at the end of the story you have to kill him because he finds out he's a jedi that would be a really powerful payoff but no we did we did whatever the hell that was yeah uh there are rumors that 343 is thinking of adding microtransactions to the mcc i guess infinite failed so hard then you just screw up other games to make up that's the only thing that's all you can bring into it isn't it like man you just that was really was a mistake wasn't it i was really liking halo infinite at first too everybody was like a little bit yeah everybody came away with a much better impression of that game at first then just after time it's like damn this is efficient well it kind of ties back to what we were talking about with the ign reviews it it's sort of almost futile to do a day one review of a multiplayer game because yeah you're not going to know what the community is like what the med is like how the balance is changing exactly that doesn't materialize until the game is out for a while sorry halo fans yeah sorry about that tv show that came out too oh god don't remind me i avoided that like the plague i think there was a roadmap for halo infinite that was like we're getting campaign dlc in like 2024 and forge mode which looks admittedly really really good isn't going to be out until like 2023 or something i don't surprise me well by the time all the pieces of that game are out we'd be like when's the new halo game yeah well that's it it's all out it's pretty funny how both halo infinite battlefield 2042 leaned hardcore into being live service games and they're both in a state of like totally fucked no hello long man what happened no we didn't know what happened no that's it so finally saw a blind man or wow i see why you will love it so much and found midnight mass as a bit of a disappointment so kenobi is over and i hated it well that lines up with us pretty much all of that yep man the first five episodes of midnight mass here is so close to perfect though that it's kind of it's hard to call it a bad show because it's like well the first five episodes are like the best tv you'll ever see six episodes okay and the second episode sucks like and kind of ruins what came before it said i am yeah uh it it didn't waver at all for my fascination with mike finigan's work he'll be like give me more but yeah yeah i think he has a new one coming out again yeah i think october he's got a new one coming out yeah how's the house of usher yeah i'm looking forward to it there's also um midnight something else i remember someone talking about how there's a show about i think he may be producing i'm not sure i have to look into it but yeah i decided for more of his work um and kenobi is indeed over and how fucking quick was that it was uh like three weeks maybe four i can't remember now what is the timeline for kenobi it was uh i think it was four weeks four weeks there's two episodes the first week so five yeah that's i guess five five weeks and episodes came out like four weeks i guess if you like in the interim like in the main time yeah because three episodes came out in five days really strange delivery oh yeah because it really came front and then and then it was wednesday yeah i don't know why they did it um you know it gives you show more ability to stay relevant and give more life to everything i think did we speculate like they wanted to release it so that vader was at least teased by the time with the first content i think so and i think that makes a lot in terms of money making if vader's plan was to have riva get him kenobi wouldn't his whole plan have failed if she hadn't planned for kenobi to escape with the track instead of just capturing him it doesn't none of it makes any sense it's all really weird you're not gonna get the defense from us dude her betraying him loses him kenobi on the second time around too he would have had kenobi had she actually been evil instead of if if he had replaced her with stupid hat man um they might have gone kenobi also considering how it end how is kenobi's plan not hey riva you're staying with me on tatooine i'm gonna train you and together when he's ready we're gonna train luke together if you if you want to play with you anywhere near him he's letting her make her own decisions mark well i mean you got to think like you're fighting a war though and you know you can do whatever she wants nothing to answer for and she uh in the eyes of a lot of star wars fans i bet she's definitely redeemed fully thoroughly and see this is the problem with them deciding that most of the jedi apparently survived order 66 because there's apparently a ton of there's enough that they need a whole underground railroad dude they're just gonna keep inventing loads more that survived that's all there'll be a whole other tier of like jedi temple underneath the ground that was filled with jedi that all escaped eventually they accidentally invent so many survivor jedi that it is a number that's greater than the amount of jedi that were around in the first place the only ones who died are the ones who got death scenes in revenge of the sith and even then with disney even though that's true also imagine the empire propaganda that comes from a surveillance video from the post showing a jedi taking an innocent person hostage if and they should have well they the droid would have been destroyed before he did it but if there's a camera in that area it would be great for creating and that would be another interesting story to be able to tell to show how they spin stuff like that well you'll have the you'll have uh freck will be like yeah he yeah he took me hostage and he killed all the killed everybody and it was like wow what a dick and freck would just be like everything they said it's it's true uh true the emperor was right they're awful horrible people and he kidnapped that the the daughter of that senator like jeez when will the madness end what did you do to infract he's like i gave him a ride yeah yeah i didn't recognize i mean just people posing on the side of the road no one would say anything bad about that i'm just such a nice guy and all did he went berserk taking advantage of our kindness oh duma media said efap six out of ten too long racism no wow don't be so mean to long folk they uh hey duma have trouble i don't know if he's still here that was that was a while ago uh hello efap i'm about to start coding my own game but i'm having a hard time picking a setting was wondering if you could help me pick options will be in the next super chat okay so medieval fantasy because i feel Bethesda needs to be smacked off their pedestal cyberpunk simply because cyberpunk 2077 pissed me off space fairing because mass fact three was a letdown a manhunt style game simply because rock star is a bunch of cowards that won't make one and lastly a vigilante game there are plenty of superhero games but none non-powered hero games and then there's another question but we'll start there so you asking a preference on those i guess maybe asking as an indie game developer what's the best one to take on or what's needed the most or is it a hypothetical i think i guess uh i guess it's an interesting question because figure that it sounds like you would want to do all of those the fact that you've listed them like that any one of those would be interesting to you well what what kind of game were you trying to make because it's an rpg right an rpg um if you want to make an rpg uh i mean i suppose an rpg detective store is that what detective was that one of the uh well one of them was fantasy right so just pretty high standard medieval high fantasy that was one of them probably he specified rpg anyway all right didn't he okay i'm i must because you can have sorry go ahead regs um depending on what kind of setting you're in you'd yeah it would be really good if we knew what kind of a game you wanted to make whether it was a platformer side scroller whether it was rpg a turn bait huh and shoot it's like a cold oh a shooter all right a shooter okay yeah i totally like call it duty then you could do whatever you wanted really i think fantasy might be difficult to make a shooter in uh um yeah that'd be that'd be harder especially did you just say you started coding like you've just started so we said well i'm about to start coding the game i don't know if you start all right okay right so yeah i figured you'd have yeah um i was kind of thinking though from a complexity standpoint you're the cyberpunk and the the manhunt one or i guess the vigilante game would be the most complicated visually to actually like model and design and have performing well because you're gonna have to make cities essentially with people assuming well i i assume he's not making some big triple a thing that he's a small developer yeah i guess i guess if it's like a crpg then it doesn't really matter what the setting is i think in a shooter is almost like a side scroller like a metal slug kind of contra thing some because you have something that's actually able to be sort of sort of done by what i assume be a small studio either one person or you know just a few uh in which case i mean science fiction you know the sci-fi and the you know that that gives you a lot is the cyberpunk that gives you a lot of options you can have your own aesthetic style to things you don't have to go fancy it could be um like a 16-bit sort of style game where you you know go for it like a like a platformer where you shoot guns and maybe upgrade your gun and it would give you an excuse to have some powers that you might be able to use to just give some variety because if you're if it's a shooter that you're looking for yeah i just don't really see how a i pervert fantasy is my preference generally but i don't know i don't know how you'd really make a shooter out of that well i'm vermin tide is kind of a fantasy first person shooter in a way i mean there's a lot of male i was actually gonna say that um you may not be limited by uh tech if you know you don't adhere to reality uh thing of van helsings awesome gun right yeah you can have it when you're you're ought to hear crossbows or like legal legends does okay legal legends has that kind of like we could pretty much throw any character into this and we'll make it make magic because you could throw in fireballs and yeah if you want to do that sort of thing yeah you i guess you do you have a lot of options fireball all of these can work uh yeah and so then it's just like if you're asking just what i would prefer is like i kind of like the idea of a vigilante game as in you have to deal with the law and what your personal brand of ethics are when solving crime back to the coast yeah and because he described it as there are plenty of superhero games but no non-powered hero games it's like oh so you'd probably be dealing with tech then i assume um yeah you know i'd be i'd be interested in that one probably if i was presented all of these and i knew nothing else about any of them i'd probably give that one a shot first it's kind of arbitrary like i because i any of them could be the good ones and the bad ones but uh just that alone makes me be like hmm it's almost a batman it's like i assume it's not gonna quite because batman often gets considered to be a superhero with how amazing his tech is i assume he's going for a more even lower down than like yeah like like the guy i could i could i'm just picturing for some reason like a noir level uh thing where it's the guy yeah maybe with a gun don't know yeah like a death death wish the game but like you actually have some choices to how lethal you can get and that actually changes your outcome and how society views you and stuff yeah there's some potential sure oh yeah rorschach would be kind of what i'm thinking of rather than batman yeah i love a rorschach um yeah hopefully that's helpful because the the second then question was last thing i would like to ask is do you have any tips for writing a non-time sensitive story like a lot of games mainly open world tend to do this thank you all like you don't have a main yeah well because finish your super chat sorry thank you all for the great content also high mark oh hi um scope limiting would be the the thing that i would say just try try not to have the the threat be world ending because those tend to be time sensitive whereas if it's just this person needs that your hero needs to take out the villain like track him down and kill him eventually and that's the goal it's not like kill him before the villain does a thing there's plenty of video games that have goals that don't have anything to do with a story if they even have a story really uh everything from heroes of hammer watch to rim world to you know whatever it is these are games where you try to make your character stronger unlock new abilities manage events as they pop up a lot of sieve builders and city builders are like this you know colony management sims there's not like it wants to make a video again with characters though by the sounds of it so i guess he's trying to figure out what kind of plot would he need to write so that you don't have the kind of ludonarrative like apparently this is really important that i do this but like i want to do maybe the angles to almost make it serialize sort of where you don't have an over you don't have an overarching kind of story like you there's no looming threat in the distance there's no big goal that the whole that the player is working towards maybe it's a lot of this will help maybe this will help you actually make it but a lot of smaller things that pop up um like this little event happens how do your characters deal with it all right that's done awesome now this little thing has happened how do you deal with it okay awesome and maybe there'll be some ramifications of those things and that could be sort of your progression is you know your your collective list of accomplishments for these events but uh maybe that's the way to go i think it would be the more that you can break up each uh section into its own isolated um story beats maybe make like that you have chapters that are dedicated to i guess solving specific mysteries in a very free form way um that way you can always have everything that the character was doing in like this setting be somewhat related to that poor mission without having to worry about a big overarching plot but that's that's just the thought hopefully that helps yeah yeah um day long going to just make me aware of this i don't know if she was listening to the e-fab and that's why she's aware of why this is relevant but i believe we just we talked about this uh rags would you like to read this oh boy i'd love to all right when when uh when vader essentially he says i am not your failure obi-wan the light on his face is blue it's like anakin is accepting obi-wan's apology and telling him that it's not his fault and then it becomes red again when vader returns really in creative choice there so easy it is so easy you just make it up this is the media analysis equivalent of that girl smiled at me she's my girlfriend now yep the when we all saw it because i don't even think we commented on it at the middle east we all do like that's just gonna be what people say because that's just it's super intelligent this this is super creative good jobs like it was really obvious but okay fine fine fine fine hope it just hopefully distracted from the writing i guess i did um why do star wars fans hate everything maybe if they didn't try so hard to get me invested and then stop pissing on everything i enjoyed i wouldn't have to hate it but hey i ain't no scholar meh yeah that was that was the other video we were gonna cover but we may cover in future who knows um but uh yeah it is kind of amusing because i still try to get super i don't know metapilled on this to be like is it just whatever is currently releasing people will say are the worst fans probably like my marvel fans they just that they because like the meme with stars is like just nobody hates star wars like star wars fans which i always found funny because it's like that makes the most sense i don't know why that's a shock to you yeah yeah because it's they're the ones who care about star wars so when you're making it shitty they're the ones who get pissed off about that the people who don't care about star wars don't care exactly it's like oh man i was really expecting fucking like that group of people who knit regularly to hate stars the most but yeah there we are it's the people who watch star wars that did don't get it uh you know what they say can't spell ignorance without ign yeah that's the part been hearing a lot about roe v wade on twitter don't know who this roe fellow is but i'm glad people are showing our boy wade the love and attention he deserves hashtag wade brigade also high rags yeah it'll be the showdown of the century taper view fight roe v wade the rematch of the century can't wait to see how it turns out yeah yeah because i haven't looked into any of it of course but i was very happy as well because wade is one of the best characters i think disney have come up with um it really is when riva killed wade i was uh what a tragedy too because she's kind of like anakin and anakin accidentally killed a bunch of people that isn't insane it's so it's so creative you know there was a red light near her when she did the evil thing too it was a lightsaber so that's how you know it's evil that's this i would call that really good art that's just really good art she is i mean the good news is the actor of the wade series there sorry the actor who played wade in the wade series make it happen make it happen do it you already know more than we did and that's great that's great thing that's gonna say it's coming back on the riva series and it's gonna be a force ghost you'll inspire her you'll be like he'll forgive her for actions if you're like you did what you did in favor of an honorable goal that was to get revenge on people who did you wrong um woohoo been a while since i've been able to catch the greatest massive of all time live again oh and hi rags hello your advice about first date of the zoo is the greatest success in history oh well it i mean well i mean it is good advice but i don't know about that much but uh yeah take a bitch to the zoo mm-hmm it is a good call he just loves these um hey guys i know you're pretty upset about wade but he just slapped the fuck out of row time to celebrate lol now on to the wings quote of the day i'm i'm just glad people appreciate wade that's all that's all i say any yeah the more wade loved the better as far as i'm concerned big fan away mo wade mo better so this okay i got confused i didn't know if it was about star wars or about wings of redemption because of the quote because i say george but i think it's about wings of redemption so you got sigh george you got a fucking anime pickers your profile i don't give a fuck about what you got to say that motherfucker can go back to his blockchain or whatever the fuck he's probably got a fedora on being like while you were partying i was studying the blade oh it's good quote i like it i have more letters hi rags hello more letters watching bligh right now i really like it but i think hillhouse has better written characters i am oh can't wait to see how it wraps up though so um i think there would be a conversation to be had if not for how they handle the mum yeah i think that really brings down hillhouse and i think that they were trapped toward the end because they changed a bit and they didn't manage to find a way to make it uh quite as much sensical as possible if you want to know what i mean by that there is a whole breakdown of us going through the entire show oh my god waiting about it remember that remember that thing that happened that video took fucking ages to make but i'm very happy with and uh and we are like the meanest on the internet when it comes to the finale for hillhouse even though we celebrate hillhouse being fantastic yep great show that finale yeah hillhouse is extremely good definitely worth a watch absolutely finale is pretty rough though did you guys ever see flanagan's um eegee prequel what prequel prequel uh weegee like weegee boards oh so there was like a wait wait wait wait wait wait stop spirit board yeah the spirit board but the the movie that they made was called weegee it was like a platinum dunes like michael bayes oh movie and it was the original ones really shitty but michael flanagan did a prequel to it that's actually amazing and i could imagine that i how did you i i'd be interested in seeing that i was gonna say i probably will there's a couple of films remember i still haven't checked out i've seen a harsh i wasn't too impressed with that but that's okay the mirror the mirror from oculus appears somewhere in every one of his things too neat we saw the movie he did about the the bed lady what um oh yeah gerald's game and the mirror was the mirror was the bed frame and gerald's game lots to like in gerald's game lots to dislike yeah and all these stuff in there as well um but yeah i mean it's really cool i i i didn't think he would be the one to handle it but adapting leweegee into a film sure like a leweegee i'd like to see his wall leweegee move in i'd be yeah do it chris pratt his voice the cinematic the pratt verse the pratt verse uh as a lifelong kingdom hearts fan playing since 2003 kingdom hearts three is a three to four out of ten oh i think that's probably like contentious isn't it well we'll see chat how do you feel about that is that person totally fucking wrong is that a bad take or is that based let's find out yeah is that based or bad that could be our new mini series based or bad based on bad you go with based or bait because uh as jay put out a tweet about it not too long ago it's whenever this one has a bad take these days people just like that's bait instead of just their bad opinion uh gotta say guys i got my jay plush and that little rhino is like real cute oh and jay is pretty neat too also i guess perfectly kickable i rags hello i miss jay's plush i have most of the other plushes though makeshift kind of screwed me on my rags i ordered uh two rags and two mallers for x-ray girl and i and only one rags showed up i emailed them and they're like yeah we're not making them any more but here's your money back i'm like oh well hopefully there's a second round someday hey x-ray girl's getting maybe even soon it would be a who knows when it'll happen who knows fnt's soon they're soon so there will be a plush of my wife out there for everybody if there you go if you're in the market for um also it's all more based than cringe so okay there you go i hear kingdom hearts has like a cool combat system i guess i guess final fantasy final fantasy 15 i heard was kind of a riff on what they were doing in kingdom hearts but i've never played the kingdom hearts game so i can't speak too specifically i only ever hear bad things about uh kingdom uh not final fantasy 15 it 15 is a bit of a weird one the combat in it's pretty good it's got a weird structure and the story just sprints to the finish line and kind of doesn't make sense towards the end but uh there there's some things to like about it like i think it's worth playing for the most part that game was in development from like 2006 i think it's probably like a cyberpunk situation though where it's like yeah they were kicking around the idea for like seven years but they were probably only actually developing it for like i'm guessing the ps3 oh four generation because yeah they were originally it was originally a ps3 game called final fantasy 13 verses and then they moved it to ps4 and it was out in 2016 so three years i guess uh the fans hate for star wars is really born out of our love we love it but simply hate what it's become a cold robot monster not unlike vader uh yeah but they would rather just say you do it for the clicks even the people who like don't even have channels like you do it for the you don't even know what art is do you even know what blue and red mean is colors i don't think so devil's third is a we you game never hold of it uh the numbers mason what do they mean everyone remembers that an old timer except for mason he can't remember wow no he remembers the numbers he can't remember where the station is i suppose i like black ops this is a cool game did not like i loved it i loved that i'm wild war they're my best memories for cod you don't like black ops i oh no i don't like black ops three and four oh i don't like four eight one one one i think is good is great two i think the campaign of that one is kind of cool but it's also like bat shit insane and um cold war is actually all right like raven's the one who made that they're the guys who made like quake four and singularity it's like four hours long because it's a call of duty campaign but it's all right no i like i like black ops two that might be like one of my more controversial i like that game a lot it legitimately had more endings than mass effect three in terms of like branching decisions black ops two yeah it did have a lot going on the um my call of duty hot takes definitely that i like the campaign for infinite warfare because that's the one that everyone seems to hate yeah i don't i don't think it's a i hear literally about infinite warfare is camp scene here's the thing it's not a good military shooter at all because it's it's not a military shooter it's a battle star galactica game like i just instantly heard good things about halo or sorry uh call of duty infinite's campaign infinite warfare if you can get it on like a humble bundle or something for cheap i'd recommend playing through the campaign or like i mean it's called duty you could probably get through half of it and then still return it on steam well hot take world at war is the best card of all time that's not a hot take at this stage i think that's a i mean there's probably a little bit of spice in there it's not like super hot but it's not it's not well yeah because when we talk about the most cold take it's called duty four yeah but i would say that when we talk about especially nowadays i think world war's reputation is pretty glowing yeah well because it's it's got a real a lot of scenarios that are unique to that game because they haven't really done pacific fronts and any of the others the only thing i didn't like about world of wars i found that it was a lot of monster closet encounters where it was less about actually defeating the enemy and more about progressing far enough that they stop spawning infinitely and it's like i'll call duties and they're not all like that but but world of war is the one where i found it very noticeable absolutely most of the trenches that you have to go through with the the guys on a flamethrower and stuff there is there is no card that compares to the grenade spam of world of war yeah that's uh yeah it was incredibly that was the challenge i think i think i've talked about before it might mean my friends would like compete to see who we can get the most grenade tags on screen at once in the campaign i think i i think i had eight i can't remember what the highest i ever got was but it was fucking insane i wouldn't mind doing that again as a challenging stream thing as long as everyone's willing to watch me die like a thousand times because the way it would often work in card is like you can't just win out by hiding forever until like all of your ai allies beat the rest you need to progress so it changes the enemy spawns right yeah and so because they'll keep respawning until you pass a threshold and it's like you have to it's like a puzzle game you have to find where the way that you can move forward is without dying with the limited health you have basically you're just trying to give yourself suppressing fire by killing people yeah it's like when you if you kill enough of them within 10 seconds then you have about a 10 second grace period before they respawn you gotta run it's you know it's really like adrenaline rush sort of gameplay but most of the time you're just gonna be fucking angry yeah going slowly and methodically taking out enemies and stuff just checkpoint was an hour back and you're like no no i remember trying to play it on veteran after i got on a kicker going through the halo games on legendary and those it's not an equivalent experience so like halos encounters are very limited and you can you can play you can strategize and you can see your progress as the enemies die whereas in veteran world of war good luck uh momo 53 was hilariously broken but it's still my favorite card memory oh favorite card memory because i exploited the crap out of it specialist package was broken to hell and back specialist package was absolutely broken what was that um specialist was the so there was three there was the standard killstreaks i think it was yeah it was assault support and specialist assault was the regular killstreaks as you want 30 stuff like that support was uh easier to obtain but there were more yeah there was support like uiv and stuff uh specialist was that you could basically get perks that would give you you would unlock perks as killstreaks to stack on top of your arm oh yeah i might mix them up i'm pretty sure that's what specialist was yeah specialist was like you could get perks you would stack on top of your arm on top of what you already have so like it just makes it you're giving yourself permanent buffs um it's wait they don't reset when you die it's for the whole game the whole realm well well permanent in terms of like it's ongoing right your kill streak will end um like your if you use a uiv at end if you use a attack chopper it ends but like this just lasts until you die and respawn so it just makes you better like it makes you harder to kill um and so like that makes what you're describing is almost a trade off though right because like the ac 130 will last longer if you die straight away but the perks will only last as long as you live that's true but but it would be that um because the perks keep stacking you can reach the point where you are you become insanely powerful to where it's very hard for people to kill you and that just means you can keep going and going hmm well fair enough uh kingdom hearts three was so bad that there are multiple several long hour videos going into full detail on how bad it is the longest being over six hours go damn well yeah i think i've seen one of them before but i just i know nothing about kingdom hearts so i've never retained information about it i have like one and two but i remember nothing about them it's been so long from what i gathered tessio namura basically couldn't decide if he wanted to put his ocs into final fantasy or disney so he did vote oh it's you could just lie for four and a half minutes and no one would even know cough donkey cough oh i only know that's true about is it octopath traveller was the one that he did that on that controversy kind of but he got away with it mostly because he's funny funny funny funny right it'll be fine if you're funny very funny hilarious eat a darker i mean parker oh and they got a little smirk face uncle ben had his chance sacks night is by the way you know we do it you know lord long gone take a shit all over uncle ben of mulepschlington abbey is there any good chance for a kong fap of peter jackson's long kong when there's less going on there'd be a movie fap for the ages yes oh well wagsies screeches for the good boy oh hello um yeah i think so there's gonna be time in the future in which we will watch a kong of long imagine when there's less going on yeah maybe probably when there's less going on i imagine but yeah at some point sounds exciting we'll get right on it at some point disney will make s tier content for the next decade but you'll have to run like lego jar jar for a year do you do it yeah fine whatever yeah sure i'll you know what i'll bite that bullet for a year i'll let everyone know that that was the deal run anyway right i don't run that often these days yeah it's like jumping when's the last time you jumped it's private months since you got actually jumped it's probably fucking months since you've jumped i just like rags go to the market probably been longer i was gonna say for me it's legit been five years i don't have a lot of vertical takeoff on my prosthetic legs so oh but then again like oh i was saying it because you're white oh no okay i thought it was because i was a cripple but oh no damn we so racist i mean i'm italian i'm off white if anything oh yeah you're shrouded your white person the italian it would be funny though if you agree to all this but you kind of forget it and then you go to the gym one day and you start running and then you just do the fucking thing i oh shit i forgot you have that four seconds of you starting if you stop and you look around everyone's looking at you weird i'm just trying to like what would this scenario be where you have to run like you need to deliver something or cancel and you just how you're like i gotta do it i just gotta here i go but if you deliver something you're gonna have to carry it while doing that run so well let's say it's information you just need to say something to somebody you gotta get to them first it's a really crowded area jumping i don't hate jumping i'm just saying that you never do it but it's an every video game it's just it's all i'm saying but you never jump health bars are in a lot of video games and we don't really have them yeah you do not really not really you have yeah you got health bars no they're just much harder to interpret in your life blood bar or something that might be blood bar that sounds like a place vampires go after work hell yeah oh dude you'll be fun to come up with all the different cocktail names for that you did you ever see daybreakers i did yeah i would i wouldn't mind re rewatching that sometime all i retained from that film is i don't know if it's a twist or not maybe i shouldn't say but just the mechanics vampire movie with teeth and hawk it is and sam neal okay cool yeah yeah a long time ago though i don't remember anything about it either i don't remember liking it i can't remember how i felt about it i think it was pretty neutral i was like all right i was moving that that's the world where that like the vampires have taken over and there's like farm produced blood stuff or am i thinking of something else yeah there's a shortage of human the vampire society yeah that's also blade trinity though that happens and i don't we gotta see the blade movies i've never seen them actually oh dude we'll happily do that especially if they release the blade i love the first two blade movies everyone likes the first two nobody likes the third one yeah i think x-ray girl does but she likes ryan it's it's gonna be better than whatever disney had to put it out what yes that is probably true because at least it's rated r i think i think three straight r wasn't it i think so yeah i think so um hey daddy moley since you only watch good movies if certain people recommend it ask those people to watch pig so that they'll tell you how good it is i've seen a couple recommendations for pig a nicholas cage i'm definitely gonna do a methods fortune pig at some point then movie sounds hilarious yeah there you go and if i don't think it's that's not what i've heard i don't think i feel it's hilarious yeah i said it sounds hilarious i haven't have no idea what actually happens because it's a bit of a serious film but um i mean well either way let me know and we'll we'll have a look see thanks for pointing it out now i can't stand anything that sounds like re-speacher i know right um vader's voice didn't annoy me at all in episode three and then four he's not um he's not in full very much it was five that he really started to notice in here and then made the points and then by the time he hit six i was actually getting really tired of listening to him like i don't like this fake vader this this is sort of it's microsoft vader microsoft vader nice oh and there's a cute little emoji of the mic simulator with a heart uh which would be cute which would be easier convincing brown table on high top that spider that spider can be spider-man without tragedy or getting a straight answer out of twin perfect about his opinion on anything um getting a straight answer out of twin perfect i think we get the straight out of the twin perfect first yeah i i think you could eventually wretch it out of him because he would have nowhere else to hide yeah he would he would eventually give an answer that he might not even agree with himself just so that he can stop the embarrassment and the shame of not answering a question because he couldn't take it so far before human is like i have to leave because i can't handle this anymore okay but so yeah he would eventually say something really stupid probably while i don't know you'd ever convince brown table on high top you can do spider-man without tragedy it's too important to their identities i think yeah they would say like that's not spider-man there's some other preacher yeah or is when perfect he doesn't consider not answering questions a part of his identity it just sort of happens to me that way just sort of happens when you put two things he said together that contradict well i guess it would just be i don't know how attached he really is to like fending anything any particular because the impression you got from that discussion is that he's not that i guess like just not as interested in like the discussions about interrogated himself very much he's just yeah exactly and so in that sense i don't think he cares as much about like what position he'll defend or anything like that whereas yeah in the case of these guys with spider-man it's so important to their identities and you know what he will give an answer and you just put smug Ross on the end and you'll feel he's covered okay i'm good smug you guys watching the boys no i forgot that's even running i just saw a random tweet about it and i was like oh yeah that's happening i think it was open bars chat i asked for everyone's reviews of it so far and it was like the most mixed thing i've ever seen there was great and terrible everywhere so have no idea what we're dealing with terrible series i did see you guys don't care about spoilers for the boys right no i've seen the first three episodes then but honestly if he gets spoiled i don't really care i could not i don't think i could care less well so i won't tell you the result of it then but um what in quotes boy i just saw someone posting it and everyone's really excited that homelander has a boss fight with uh soldier boy butcher and he we all at once okay yui yeah they all have superpowers now uh i did i thought the whole part is shut up right the uh the boys taken compound b though that was that was in the books for i was actually kind of surprised when the first season started that they weren't doing that i was like oh they're like fighting them without powers well and i'm sure that the season is going to address the obvious thought of like isn't that the whole point is we we don't want to be like no i'm sure they'll have something for it but it really does immediately come across as very unintuitive it's like wait but i thought you know there's a way to execute that i don't know i don't know how good season three is uh but i've heard lots of different things about it we may check it out at some point in the distant future if it gets loads of recommendations or if it's considered perfectly bad but i just i really don't have the time i wanted to kind of but i just don't have the time sorry i especially like hanging out with things like the geeks and gamers people and stuff i'm sort of the least sensitive to things being woke like it's sort of something that doesn't bother me as long as the story is good like i think i would say everything everything everywhere everything all at once in arcane is examples of things that people could say oh yeah there's aspects of that that i won't watch because it's woke i'm like you're missing good stuff but the boys season three episode three was the most heavy-handed like over-the-top messaging stuff they have a written episode of a show that i was actually like blown away by it to the point that i'm not sure if they're trolling or actually serious about any of it it's i don't know it's it's weird and the first two episodes were okay like they they weren't horrible but they i wouldn't say they were great either but the third one i was like oh it was a different writer on this one for sure i'm already spawned some serious cringe for people in chat to be believed about the events of this season so that's you know that's all fine uh i will say uh is it more is it worse than episode seven of season two in terms of the blunt yes yeah you know yes it like it was i i think it's more heavy-handed than any episode of any show i've ever seen like i was sort of shocked it actually kind of opens with like i think a four minute long sort of ode to cuties where like starlights like a ten-year-old girl dancing hypersexual to a britney spear song and they're really milking it too and like guys like okay come on yeah we get it her mom's horrible but they leaned into it pretty hard so um well awesome any expectations for the re4 remake also hyrax hi i don't have any expectations i hope it's good but i have no clue what they're actually going to do with it i haven't looked into it enough to have anything i don't think it's going to be good or bad on anything i just over like i'll play i'm gonna be similar to the re2 yes that's the re2 team okay yeah i liked re2 remake the re2 team made is making four and the guys who made the three remake made eight like billage oh okay i just hope they remember what made resident evil four kind of what it was which is that it was hyper gameplay focused and it wasn't like if it was coincidentally atmospheric and stuff like that that was cool and neat but it was so focused on actually playing the game and it was very mechanics heavy that i don't i that's what it it really needs to be if you're going to remake that game then you need to have a game that's all about kicking and aiming you know actually taking advantage of body part shots and shooting things out of the air taking advantage of i-frames just doing all this really cool stuff that resident evil four had it makes it so fun and replayable and keeps it an awesome classic to this day and its age so well i wish they'd stop using lightsabers as lighting i think that'd be fine if it wasn't every fight because it's kind of it like it's almost seems like it's a thing they're relying on to be you know interesting as a fight instead of anything else um because i i don't mind the idea i just it's gonna be execution again as always this is dragon ball evolution bad fighting to me i've not seen it i just know it's terrible reputation the show isn't canon to me not a surprise um i hate that obi won lit his lightsaber first yet i should always like there's lost when they have no choice but to fight i agree that he did that in revenge well so is the thing he was there to kill him but that he wasn't so yeah i don't know bad when he realized that he truly couldn't be saved and that anakin was gone he decided not to spare him totally is like well my beef my beef was with anakin if this is darth vader now we have no problem yeah we're all chill you go ahead i hated the oh wait this fight reminds me of the lightsaber fights i had as a kid i think we probably did a better job though yeah i trust that special effects too rags saying episode four is the best dual laugh my ass off clunky as fuck rags and episode four is best dual i think well in reference to vader and anakin i don't know if you said that i don't know i can't remember i can't remember if you was i i said the most impressive fight is the mustafar one the most mean but it's just two different animals entirely them meaning on the death star is almost not even a fight well it's it's about which one's doing more for character versus which one's doing more for i guess action because my favorite my favorite is vader and luke on on the death star that's my favorite not because of the court i i mean i think that's my favorite payoff in it but my favorite fight is probably the best one best one's really great that's probably like they yeah it's it's i go to a lot of locations and they keep this the the the atmosphere is so strong in there that's true i think it's just when i think of like probably my favorite moment in star wars it is like the the ending of the fight yeah like uh in return of the jedi when the music kicks in and like oh it's so it's oh it's wonderful it's wonderful the music's perfect because it just captures the yeah it's like epic but also tragic sort of thing exactly um yeah so you know it's like the video we covered today it was epic and tragic yeah of all the oboe one beta fights of which there are now four i guess yeah um so you you'd rank them in what does it mean for everything that's happening between them in this fight and then also a gas choreography and then you can go further than that but if we stuck with those two choreography like the one in the in the quarry was absolute garbage the one no the one in the finale was like i'd just say bad without further inspection it's better than the quarry i think i'm happy to agree that the new hope one is clunky it's uh it's awkward um we all know why but like at the same time i don't know that it like is overtly terrible as a result of that choreography wise and then the best yeah easily the best is obviously the most of our choreography beats out the other three um i don't think anybody's disagree with that but then which one is like meaningful in terms of who these two people are the quarry one fails again like completely embarrassment the finale is like weird there's loads of weird choices that get made and then things that don't quite make sense in terms of power levels everyone at the end if it's at least it's very easy that we all agree obviously the two kanobi fights are just the worst of the two easily yeah that's what i'm trying to get to basically is like mustapha's meaning is a lot in that it can be excessive but there's a lot in there and then of course the new hopes is very straightforward in terms of understanding the mechanics of that too and uh and so we're going through all of that of course rags would rank the new hope fight above the two fights in the kanobi show i assume we all do um the question is just like how do you rank them against each other when it's the most of our one versus the new hope one and i think fans will fight over that for a while so that's fine i don't even have a strong take i mean i i i enjoy talking about it i just know the kanobi ones were fucking awful they were the big i meant between the two good ones yeah um yeah they're just so different it depends on what you're looking for i do really like actually rating i do really like the fight because i will pull rags here a bit i i do like the fight between obi one and and Darth Vader on the death star it's it's a it's a it's a good sequence and the choreography isn't like awful i think that's something that a lot of people said it's really bad but it's not it's one of the fights that looks the most like an actual sword fight like you do spend most of your time in a sword fight guarding and waiting for the other person to strike so that you can counter so i mean i i wouldn't even say it's bad choreography it's just more about the scene i can't speak much to that i i just think it's okay and then when you think about what's got like it's not unpleasant to watch and so when you have the character stuff you know supporting it when you consider there's there's damn near what how many years between 77 and 2022 almost well exactly what you have access to a lot more tools than they had when they were making that yeah that was so focused more in their prime as well like um yeah it's it's um you had no excuse you had every reason to be able to succeed all the technology a huge budget a massive corporation behind you legions of fans that you know you have to please and with it when a new hope you know that was 1977 you only had so much to work with i hear a lot of parts to make that movie was a just absolute disaster mass and you were doing something that was unbeknownst to you going to revolutionize science fiction forever yeah um that you have no idea where in this case in this case you know like god damn there's no excuse there is no excuse there is no excuse there is no payoff to compare uh in the kenobi show compared to like even obi one looking at luke and then smiling at vader like that shit that's great in terms of i want to check so much that i know it's been talked about to death but like the look how did my father die and the look that he gives and just how well that now fits in in terms of everything that's been added so great how did he die well i didn't kill him it wasn't me it wasn't me i would never do that i said never told me vader killed him the the meme of like that's what he said that's literally what he said to me sort of a product of his own actions i suppose like he led himself down a path in which he led himself to be killing himself it's really metaphorical luke you see you're being a bitch luke all that really did was cut off three of his limbs and left him to burn alive i didn't kill him gosh you're so mean thought he died painfully and slowly but i was how many doc i thought about stabbing him through the chest but we all know that doesn't work no it's it's practically giving them life by doing that how many doc scenes were there in the show a lot yeah i guess a couple of them there's a few i see your schwarz is as big as mine well obi one's schwarz was much bigger than vaders in the end there okay vader got a schwarz burned off on moose to far and he's still kind of upset about that you could in star wars you could probably get like super bionic cox yeah probably luke luke can feel his hand at the end of empire they poke him a pin yeah yeah he's yeah it could be like it could look perfect and be just the right size and you could get like extra little stuff inside of you so you could just like fucking come like a racehorse and so anyway you know it's in that universe it exists shot what's no i was actually looking to make a point which was that uh you go you go to wonder about vader um being that the first fight he properly has with obi one he gets minced second fight he's dominating but for some reason has like war flashbacks just doesn't do anything third fight he gets minced again and those the two fights he lost they were like full on actual fights while the the weird one in the quarry i don't even know what vader thinks about that fight number four he wins but he didn't like i wonder if he now thinks that's the show he's just like was that really a win he kind of just gave up yeah exactly well now he's the master see he's been training it's like you ran off this time it's for real this episode two of that fucking emperor's shit where he's like i got him i killed him the emperor's like oh yeah i saw it he kind of um kind of just stopped fighting you didn't he's like no no i won the fight yeah okay yeah sure showed him you got that math that vader mask is looking pretty new you get yourself in yeah i didn't want after i destroyed your other one this is that right he was like no i got a polish does he have bears do you think he has spares probably he of course he has spares i think oh wait maybe doesn't because it probably don't get destroyed that much well yeah he must have a backup suit it's very important to have it but is it like a super special it's just obama only wore two colored suits but like he would have a more calm down like the only the only ever wore i think it was um uh blue and black suits but like he would have a lot of different suits you know so it's probably the same for uh for picturing obama at his wardrobe there's a vader suit in there and he's like he's that one for the drone strikes he puts that on ray was always ray was always the chosen one i'm assuming we're saying this in a very joking way because fuck off wasn't star killer the chosen one in the force unleashed law or at even eight anymore the chosen one always screws everything up the chosen one is whoever the riders want to fluff up because whoever the riders chosen when when yoda says no there is another i think the force unleashed tried to argue that he was possibly talking about um not killer as well at his star killers star killers dead before yoda says that though or like i mean assuming that clone star killer isn't i was about to say have you seen have you played force unleashed too because he ain't dead i reviewed them both but i mean he he is it's a clones or i mean possibly i guess you know clones on people wow you bring it up it's probably only a matter of time until um they do a star killer thing i think i think it wouldn't rule it out is what i'd say i i could see them just now make the idea is i don't think they would do it directly oh no no no they can't do it directly with the timeline they want to do i get well then again who gives a shit right but like yeah i think they'll take the character and give him like his own show uh if she probably will star killer is like the shout of the hedgehog of luke skywalk it's funny at least i played that which uh platform because i played on we i played on nintendo way oh i played the first force unleashed on we as well i can't remember i know i played it on this at one point but i can't remember if it was my first one but i i played it on psp and it was actually quite good oh boy the psp one is good yeah the psp and we version is and ps2 is the same game obviously the we controls are obviously unique to the we but um the xbox 360 and ps3 and later ported to pc version is the the one where you have the as much you can free aim your force throws when you pick up objects and yeah i reviewed it on pc in fact i think mawler commenting on that is the first time you and i ever interacted hello hi yeah it was uh oh i really liked force unleashed when i played i'm sure i'd like to play it now it was a fun game yeah i remember at the time i thought the graphics were like insane if you mod it to 4k 60 it looks crazy even now like a old school lucas arts games they generally were pretty high standard thanks doll was 13 13 looked really cool thanks it looks better than most of the games we're seeing trailers thanks guys yeah we got to know it admittedly apparently it was um george lucas's idea to change that into a game about um all of that i think it's unnecessary i'm happy to just follow oh man i don't want to recognize ever again well we're to sum up everything disney has done to star wars unnecessary which is well yeah it's just the mood i'm in i never want to see anything i recognize ever again in my life all right bye rax i'm gonna find some strangers for a day so i said mawler's accent is weird where's he from i assume he's american but i can't place it yeah he was down the street from me i don't know why the base assumption would be american but all right that is a bad base assumption everyone like bring the s how to get it i don't what i don't get it no i don't the only way i would get it with frigates if you've never heard australian people talk before i i just be like oh you just don't know about it but even then i think fringy has sort of a distinct sort of way of of speaking it's definitely not the standard common accent here but like it's not american at all moments like this i just stare at worst medal from at germany i think we don't know that for sure i don't know i mean where's he from i don't know mawler is as well as jimmy car is irish i mean i'm pretty well i just don't the accent isn't as obvious jimmy car oh jimmy uh luke is not luke skywalker well like i think it has become official we'll just call him skinwalker luke from now on which is different from jake skywalker i don't know why but i i imagine um the uh you know like in the rick and morty decoys episode with the uh the one who's harvesting skin that's what i think of whatever you say skinwalker you know sometimes they're you know further along down the line there'll be monsters with skinwalker luke yeah i gotta be back too they will milk the fuck out of skinwalker luke isn't it yep so dystopian uh batwoman theme is more appropriate for this show i like the theme that got composed for uh the main thing yeah the remix the remix was kind of kind of it was like the version of that i like the uh the theme that they made for obi one that um that john williams made like his thing that he's it didn't do much for me i thought it was fine i i well i yeah i don't think it's like incredible but i like it i'd have to hear it again i like the remix not the remixes but like the um the ways that it was occasionally incorporated into the score rearrangements yeah but uh i think it reminds me a lot of the spider man insomniac spider man score like the it does yeah yeah it does actually i'm now that you say it it's like that's it i can't remember which part made me think that was the case but it does sound a bit like that it's sort of the main theme yeah for any sounds like a posh english guy that spent 20 years in deep rural scotland and now his accent is mixed that's how you get australian i just i hear all the australian isms from him so i don't even come close to associate but i've definitely got the australian isms in there for sure they're um trisms yeah i could uh i could definitely go more um uh i'm actually forgetting the word i guess loose for sure but i want loose i want to be a little bit more precise with my words not go crazy oh yes giving blaya seven same rating as halo and boba fat that's the biggest of all the crimes it's it's horrifying yeah it's insane isn't it no it's less than seven than the ones that also got a seven yeah it's what is the most outrageous of how the how the fuck did they get seven like halo getting a seven or boba fat getting a seven what's more outrageous i think halo upsets me a bit i think i think oh which one upsets me more i think it ups halo upsets me more but i can believe that it got a higher score more because i think it's trying to do something it also gets the benefit of being an adaptation where boba fat is not yeah that that's my thing i think i would probably be more bothered by what is done in halo but uh because uh them saying hey this is its own timeline it's not canon is enough for me to be like okay well at least at least i cannot i can not care about nonsense timeline yeah i don't have to worry that every other halo game is gonna have to factor in your fucking show with the blonde chick that's the covenant spy that bangs master chief and then he dies in cortana possesses his body like what what is any of that seriously if you told us a year ago if you told us that was a summary of the show just be like you can't be serious please because they have the symbolism of like ah see his helmet cracked he's not a human anymore it's like yes this non-human saved all the lives of all these people here and stop the covenant from finding halo it's like yeah kind of your symbolism is pretty stupid when the point that you're making that humanity's got something that's intrinsically really cool is like defeated by a an artificial intelligence construct saving the day hmm remember they made that weird clone person and killed them to make and then they just never talked about that ever again well the flash clones were in halo like that's what they yeah basically they would abduct children and replace them with a flash cone that would usually die like a few weeks or a few months later of some illnesses and special person they like started to characterize everything yeah they just did honor it what makes her quite special is that she was like the first ai to be basically molded from like a cloned like brain like a human brain proper like a scan not like yeah the brain itself she's not like a toko kusanagi from ghost in the shell where it's like a physical brain in there no no of course not and i will say as much as it isn't really brought up again it is you it's banked upon mechanically being it is the reveal it doesn't work though i'm pretty sure i'm just saying they thought it did they thought it did but they think a lot of things work in that show that don't work uh can't wait for the star wars multi-verse when the ani from the universe where kwagon trained him has to fight a padme that has the force and fell to the dark side when her ani died you know what i will say as the show was going on in the couple of times their reference padmowers i was sitting there like did that i wonder if they got natalie because like she's doing ip stuff now with like thought maybe they got her also i was wondering you know if they did like yeah a what if star wars event where padme became a jedi she's like i don't know fuck it it's probably better than whatever show if it were relevant i think we said it literally at the same time just fuck it why not just do whatever i don't even care i don't even care fuck it wouldn't surprise me i mean again if they if they do have that crossover thing that uses the world between worlds time travel shit then a multi-verse was probably not too far behind ign said blight isn't scary that's what everyone does it have to be scary it is no by any normal definition it's scary yeah existential if dread if you want to appeal to like yeah but i wasn't scared it's like that's totally fine well i think that you're you're right bring it the existential dread thing i don't know that i found that scary i did find it very interesting yeah sure like i mean like i and so i think i can appreciate if someone's like yeah i was not scared by blyman or because that's that's sort of like that do you find it funny or find it entertaining thing like what scares you it could be a little subjective but the sake of um bringing being here i won't explain it for soma but the same has the exact same thing the scariest thing to me possibly in blyman is the fate of um um uh i forget what's the fielder sister's name yeah i used to know it i said it's been a while since i've seen bly now um oh i forget yeah i forget her name it's um well or andrew regardless she's the one of the earliest ghosts that's lost all pedita that's it lost all reference to like what she was entirely a barring of course viola just being the main one and um yeah she's just this this faceless moaning creature in the attic that has nothing to exist for it doesn't know what's happening with anything like i don't know there's something impossibly terrifying about being trapped in such a way that you're just tormented without even knowing why nor can you understand the nature of your identity you're on just your own memories and identity of yourself you know it's like it just widows away yeah and that's the fate of all ghosts and oh man i think that crystallizes when uh the other characters start to understand that's their fate yeah there's lots to dig out of bly that is terrifying in terms of because the hillhouse ghosts you know they this isn't me this is the show they argue at the end it's not so bad yeah i'm sure that's the show's perspective not ours just like hmm all right man yeah because i was thinking about how like yeah you can argue that for how the dad does the thing i was like well no it's the fucking stupid groundskeeper family they're like we need to die in the house we live forever or whatever it's like oh god feel like we're tangling our point here bly though that was very straightforward almost beautifully done actually i'd just say it watch them both again uh although i guess to to tie the two of them together i hear the rumor to play asra like the adult version of them is rahul kuli who is a sheriff and midnight mass and the cook i love his acting yeah he's good yeah gets me every time with his performances i wanted a much better fate for him as a sheriff but i didn't get it oh yeah that would have been nice hey would have been nice if there was something sad as time has been ghastly and over there oh hey hi vampires oh fuck i hate it i hate it so much it hurts such a stupid ending um today's animal of the day is the arowana hmm i could just call me i think it's still illegal in my state illegal to hunt them all no it sounds like marijuana legal in my whole country you look pretty unique arowana although we can't buy handguns anymore so oh it's right off it's a fish boy arowana i like kale they are expensive look at that little fishy the dragon fish neat dragon top of it top of it is shockingly level yeah it is clearly the best way to enjoy a fight is not to be able to see it at all thanks game of thrones for setting that precedent yay fucking season eight um please read the pokedex entries for drampa oh hi rampa dr amp a dais da woon yeah i can't wait to hear what it does to children in the woods or something yeah uh let's see pokemon db i guess that should do the trick pokedex entries okay i mean it doesn't look too bad it looks kind of friendly it doesn't look so bad it looks kind of friend like like a little dragon thing i guess yeah and what does it do all right see pokedex entries a specific one or just in general the worst one probably kind of looks like falcor okay uh we're gonna have fella it has a compassionate personality that's good but if it's enraged i don't know where this is going it completely destroys its surroundings with its intense breath you know i thought it was gonna start off with it has a great personality that it uses to lure orphans and children into the wood at night and then steals their souls uh let's see if a child child that has made friends with this bullied drum will fight the bully's house and burn it to the ground oh my god Jesus it's always it's it's always about children they always overreact these pokemon like the other one is much more nicer it's like it appears in towns and places with the children drum will protect kids when they're in danger so their moms don't have to worry see that sounds way friendly it will protect children at any cost i want to see the pokemon adaptation where it's like humanity dealing with all of these creatures that just exist in their world trying to keep some semblance of a civilization cobbled together it's like some of the avengers where it's like they have the power to destroy the world but they choose to be happy fluffy and wobbly with them around and you're like okay i hope oh that's good anything we can do for you it's a friendly pokemon until up until it's angered when that happens it stirs up a gaze and flattens everything around damn it's dangerous yo uh i think the writer said just play with the idea of killing luke george's character i mean they certainly tried to bait that it would happen which is just as we've said is a bit weird but you know um even vader didn't know luke was his son palpatine told him in episode five so how did reva know something vader didn't she didn't know i don't i i don't think i don't think she knew i don't know what the fuck her motivation was but i don't think it was that a lot of people think it is but that's not what the show says i don't think obi one better call sold prequel where each season shows old band for a small bit and then most the show is clone was black and white is old i mean i think they're saying that it's a serious recommendation and to be honest with you don't do it yeah it would be better yeah i am oh i think the girl the biggest flop disney did with star wars was finn could have had an interesting plot where storm trip defective possibly had a possible force connection but no no wave and a lot of people agree at this point oh sorry no i don't know what the term the term biggest for that though it says but no wave him being nothing more than a pointless rebel i i mean i think a lot of people agree at this point that like one of the most wasted opportunities was finn well what a waste of a great process i think i will say he's been outclassed now because back then it was new characters now we've we've been wasting all of these classic characters well yeah boba fat was a total waste obi one's probably the everyone might be the biggest waste uh so far i'm not sure and like i said they're even doing things like making me really dislike playa when they did they didn't have to and i think they're their intention was to make make everyone love her more it's like oh man look at how look at how brilliant she was from young a's except for when she jumps off a friggin building for no reason but like they don't think about that part that was just her being a kid but look at how she picks her way around her cousins why do they know she's adopted how about that um sorry i'm a bit late with this but the fireflies in arcane being called fire lights is stupid it is i don't care how many different names we have for them those names are always made up of the attribute part and creature part fire fly fire bug glow fly lightning bug etc these make sense but fire light doesn't that's like calling a ladybug a lady woman or a dragonfly a dragon wyvern it's stupid and confusing hi rag hi i'm not sure that's how the format for naming everything there's gotta be examples where fire lights would be similar to how something's named conventionally for us but even if it wasn't that wouldn't mean a fictional universe can't do it that way also a fire light is the light of a fire not necessarily just combining fire and light like it's it's a i guess it implies to i always assumed that was one treated as a thing um it's the the light of a fire it's like um the well i think this is worse right you know like they had the red light for go and the green light for stop in dark strangers world like what are you saying that's impossible it's like no it's possible i just don't see at all how that could have happened meanwhile with fire lights like yeah i can see how that could happen yeah absolutely we call ourselves the fire lights where you know we like fires well sorry wait he's talking about the bugs oh the fireflies so i don't know if you remember but there is a team of people called the fire lights but i'm assuming they took their name from the creatures that are called fire lights in arcane that are those little flying because those things are actual creatures but then there's also mechanical ones that a jinx has so they're saying why would these creatures be called fire lights they should when that's not how naming conventions work in our world oh it's not our world i mean this that's as far as i feel like i have to go with that it's just like yeah they just used a different convention to name them i think if you have a a firefly like creature that people would reasonably call it a fire light because they kind of glow like a flame and produce a little light it's really it's not not at all a stretch to me at all it seems totally normal and reasonable especially because they're not they're not nuisances the way flies are so maybe they also have flies in arcane a fly would be ascribed to something more annoying than the fire lights they all seem pretty happy when i don't uh hello from all of new zealand did you know we have the longest name town in the world i dare you to try and say it you'll need google and youtube won't let me post it really i thought the wales had the longest one i'll be right back no moment to see if i can consult some of my canadian first nations friends if they got anything in the tank for us apparently there's the north island of new zealand has a place named okay tomato whack a tangy hang a coward i'm not it sounds like you're trying to sing a corn song yeah it's a long name uh good stuff uh you could call that be trying it's some cultures mola took that one personally yeah we've been dethroned i didn't know this is a thing that's bullshit wales still has the best flag didn't get ragged not only is it absurd that obi one didn't know anakin was still alive but what's worse is that riva tells him this as if she somehow knew he didn't know when really she'd have no reason to assume he wasn't already aware that's that's actually a good point i didn't know that oh i hate to do this but i'm actually going to defend the show i'm so sorry ahead of time oh no she says that um she says like that he wants you or whatever and then obi one reacts and then she says oh you didn't know like she feels him in the force not knowing so she thought he did know ah don't it's still shit it's still awful wow mola is a disnoid i'm sorry me best redemption kenobi star wars battlefront 2 or star wars fallen order and why i'm not familiar with any of the ones other than obi and it was terrible it's not even a redemption so fallen order is the only one of those i i enjoyed well i i don't think it's an amazing game but i thought it was okay it is your answer everyone one cool i didn't know i really didn't like battlefront 2 as some of the war shooting mechanics i've ever played in any fps in the whole life what was the story yeah it's even worse the story is actually worse than any aspect of the gameplay what about but isn't it exciting that ea or dice have said that they're now they don't have time for anything else like mirror's edge they're uh full time on battlefield oh oh wait i can't stop no one wants to play anymore i just mentioned in chat uh wait why didn't she feel him on the desert planet when she was like right around the corner yeah just shut up okay you're making this show look not how the force works that's a good point stop that we'll stop with those good points evil uh does the empire not do physicals when you start working for them wouldn't they see riva's lightsaber wound and go um are you a young there's no way this works it just doesn't work yes so they know who she is and she knows they know who she is and then that creates a problem for how she becomes an inquisitor there's ways around it but apparently they she thought they didn't know which is insane i don't know maybe she has a fennec iron stomach even then though they'd be like oh that's an iron stomach did you get stabbed in the chest of lightsaber or something hey you can make up any story at that point why would i need wait why would i need to get like bionic replacements if i get stabbed with a lightsaber that's nothing i just walk around i'll be fine why do we still have to be like yeah i would have died if it were a lightsaber it's clearly a blast and they're like okay check that out without records remember one rogue one brought up the idea that lightsaber technology was behind the death star weapon it puts a hole straight through alderaan but it's just fine it's just a big canyon in the middle but the planet carries on being okay and eventually it just it just gets better that's it like they're they're reckoning their own shit constantly i don't they don't care because each one of these writers doesn't talk to the other writers and well i like this is the first one of the disney disney plus tv shows even in the marvel ones where i'm i'm almost convinced that there was at least one writer on staff who was intentionally coming up with bad ideas pitching them seeing if they would do it and then turn into his buddy and be like you fucking believe they put the trench coat thing in the show dude you owe my five yeah they're just like well no the the fun part's not even started yet let's go to twitter and see the people defending it yeah how long until we can start calling them wrongers uh you know rax you go right ahead season two pitch riva kills obi-wan then weekend of bernie's is culps the rest of the show setting her up as the master puppeteer in a new hope uh yeah why not that's gonna be my answer to all these fuck it why not i'll put it away right it can only be just as bad um it's actually if they try if they make it as silly as possible people will stop taking it seriously which makes all the in there they'll be like oh wait we gotta draw the line somewhere and maybe they revert back to just more people head canoning only certain parts of it which might be the best you could do at this point is just trying to convince people slowly that so much of the series just didn't actually happen it was just a crazy fever dream that you need to forget uh the lady riva mutilated wait what the lady riva mutilated was pointing out an inconsistency the empire doesn't have jurisdiction here because the huts control the outer rim quickly cut off your hand before the audience thinks about it i'm sure that won't cause any problems for the inquisitors just maiming i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure i brought that up in in the first one i said that uh i think you did it would i almost said it is like it'll be interesting to address it because i like that idea i like the idea that there's space that's more so controlled by different factions and the empire have to respect that uh but we don't get that at all and then we even have a character outwardly suggesting that that's the case and she just gets attacked it's like okay nevermind whatever remember when they baited us in boba fat that the huts would be involved and it was literally just to delay the timeline that was it and give him a fucking rank or it really was just one big delay because they needed to fill time and it still wasn't enough they had to poach mando episodes or what happened he's what happens jeez yeah robert rodriguez yeah tackling boba fat and i remember everyone's saying gonna be great they're gonna give him full control and it's like yeah recently found our saltier than crate on reddit a subreddit dedicated to hating people who criticize star wars go on there and look at efat for a laugh to be fair they devote to hating people who like uh who criticize the sequel trilogy they they're created as a parody site for the not the reverse but salty than crate spelt with a c for crate is what a bunch of people created in response to the last jedi and it's basically a subreddit to basically like you were the crate spelt with a c as opposed to the other kind of crates spelt with a c yeah i'm curious are you referring to the you mean spelt with an e you guys okay i'm gonna let me finish before you assume nonsense okay okay i'm literally reading the words i could help you just give me a sec so salty than crate spelt with a c is the subreddit that was created for people who hated the last jedi and they told about it obviously the meme being crates the salt but it evolved into a subreddit that mainly covers memes about the sequel trilogy and then disney star wars a lot of disney star wars fans didn't like that subreddit in fact they hated it and so they created salty than crate with crate spelt with a k and then that became a parody almost of like look how stupid the people who hate the sequels are and they would collect images and videos and titles and uh now you've got those two subreddits to choose from if you hate or love the sequel trilogy have fun um we end up on salty than crate spelt with a k a lot because we don't like star wars from disney a lot of the time as you've made noise um so the way to remember it is like k for kathleen kathleen kennedy is there um is there is i'm not like really ironic though that you would have like uh presumably the idea would be ah the people who are featured as salty than crate but it's like it's a reddit dedicated to shitting on not us though yeah well i mean there's even the moderators on the the more the subreddit have gone to the point now where they're just like don't just be like look at this subreddit i hate them like just try and just just post a way about you know content and stuff just because they that's what this that is definitely like a weird sort of internet subculture thing isn't it that it's a subreddit that's about shitting on another subreddit that's about a specific subset of star wars films it's some it's kind of like for lack of a better term it's kind of culture war stuff you need to be seen as though there's a pushback that that alone is important it needs to be known that there are sequel fans out there saying that the people who are just being loud or wrong and that most people love the disney star wars that sort of stuff and the funny thing is i'd be like yeah you're right most people do love it unfortunately depressing isn't it but like that doesn't change that it's really poorly written yeah but we're at um but the orot was poorly written to mollard ah yeah bonk at that point at that point again what exactly is it that you guys like about star wars you do you do end up wondering to do end up wondering everybody keeps telling me everything everybody keeps telling me it sucks yeah the dark side is the color wheel is the path to many decorations some knight consider unnatural i think i i i get the joke fortunately there's a couple of spelling errors in there and that's okay also how do you review your super chats before hitting enter for spelling and grammatical mistakes they might obfuscate the point that you're trying to make yep i can try and correct them in real time but some when i saw a knight i was like oh wait maybe that's part of the joke and i was like no it's not but uh yeah it's gambled on that one wrong billiam has done a four hour breakdown of lost i really enjoyed it have any of you guys seen it have any thoughts i'd love to see him on one day so i've seen all of lost what about the rest he is none none yeah um my review has always been and which is a hot tag even for people who hate lost season one and two the only good ones then it goes to shit and i used to think it was season one two like three four but i rewatched it a couple years ago and when i got to season three with a friend we noticed a sharp decline in execution for characters and we thought we got so annoyed we left um so but back in the day i was super into like seasons four up to four but i remember when it gets to like the last few seasons it gets fucking insane and i've told you guys before say it again they introduce time travel and nice yeah not the greatest choice lots of other stuff too um i think we're in game it would be to introduce a different type of time travel that's not really time travel at all in the last season and you're like what yes it's a little weird though uh covering the first two seasons i'd be interested in doing on e-fap maybe someday maybe e-fap tv that could be an idea because it is really good stuff uh at least i remember tv that'd be nice we'd have to get like our own little like a color palette for it to sort of differentiate it from the other ones though make it look really nice i know i was like referring to that thing as i was yeah yeah yeah yeah uh city is giving veda life advice would you call that a sythcom bring he's getting coffee he would have loved that now veda you should make sure to save 10 salary that part of the sythcom a fun episode with a deciding how much they're gonna pay stormtroopers sheave pal peterson you guys gonna cover the boys season three no idea uh no probably not i i just have zero interest in it it doesn't look like it's likely considering we haven't checked out any of it and the fact that i had absolutely zero intention of covering anything to do with stranger things and i'm at the point where i'm like we might be covering that because i'm enjoying too much i really liked stranger things season four i'm seeing a lot of people are really liking it even people who haven't seen any stranger things before which is one of the most fascinating fucking elements of it honestly that's interesting and they added a good villain and that that does a lot because i mean the even from the stranger things season one the villain was just kind of you know like an anonymous monster thing and then they did that two seasons in a row i mean i guess the second one was like that was a bunch of small ones and third one is like now it's a huge big one i think we're here they're like now we actually have a villain who has a personality the thing is there are plenty of like what i would call issues with the writing in the in the series but they're getting i can't believe i'm saying this they're getting over shadowed by a motivated powerful villain that has understandable mechanics you have a new character the brand is a show that bounces off everybody in really different ways um the current characters some of them that nobody gives a fuck about at all and the other three seasons have been given so much new material this really strong dialogue is much better than it has been in the lesser seasons i'll put it that way and um they've been making use of music uh they've always made use of music but i feel like it's been stronger this season than has been before um and they give a lot of time do a lot of things to build it up so how it goes far is oh yeah don't worry people in chat already seeing examples there are some characters that have suffered this season uh for other ones to rise up you know it happens it just seems like the hype i hope they end it well because they can uh they can really make stranger things a bigger cultural impact again if they can end this one strong and get a good season five because stranger things kind of disappeared a little bit um but yes maybe we'll talk about it who knows what are your favorite football teams uh i don't really fall i don't know the kansas city chiefs because my parents really like them and when they win my parents get a tiny little they like it so that's good enough for me anyone but the patriots never seen a football game in my life my favorite's the patriots oh you're just news i knew something was up about you oh god for me growing up it was the green bay packers but i'm not really a huge sports guy so i don't know they might they might suck now but can pack these nuts yeah honestly they were just the ones i use in an apple blitz so when they were cheese people would always be like yeah my team i um i just think of the michelin web sketch with david michael just saying next time on the football the football will be like attacked by the new york city state giants of the mountains and the ip switch is just like a bunch of nonsense words but he says it really aggressively and it's just really who will win the football uh take it home at the end of you in yeah kenobi is as powerful as ray confirmed i don't even know what to think about that fucking scene i don't know if he could accidentally do force lightning probably that is pretty insane though they bring it up a lot as the example but yoda jedi master yoda one of the strongest in the force really was having a hard time stopping some rocks from falling on top of him and moving him to the side and now it's just like we're we're pulling ships down from takeoff and ripping apart hulls we're lifting half a mountain and throwing it at people effortlessly like guys calm the fuck down you used to be able to throw a box at people now wait a day with jedi fucking grabs a planet and throws it at somebody that happened it's only a matter of time until the real super chosen one uses the force to yeah pull a moon onto a planet yeah you're right it's only a matter of time i saw a lot of people who were defending the vader pulling the ship that's thrusting off back to the ground saying like oh yeah well star killer did that in force unleash and the thing they they don't remember is that that's a ship that's crashing and he just kind of makes it crash more slowly and moves it away from them he doesn't stop just better but still insane i was gonna say that's better but he does he does turn it like almost one to one with his hands which is just like that's pretty fucking impressive it does get a little slow and star killer is powered up as hell like he is uh he's definitely overpowered especially for where he'd fit in the timeline but i can wrap my head around he's slowing a falling object much more than like this is a spaceship taking off that you're you're canceling out the entire power of its engines we don't even need like we just all i'd say is just like vader can't do that because he'd have to have done it in several instances where he had the chance to and didn't in the ot i'm sorry it's locked off you're not allowed put it down you should have thrown the boulder from shrek swamp that would have instantly won the battle that is a nice boulder yeah that is a real nice boulder also i watched shrek the other day pretty sure donkey took out more knights than shrek in the doolok arena fight high rags maybe but i i don't know if maybe it was he was set up for success by shrek you know yeah but they make a great team opinions on the boys season three in recent episode we have not watched it i was watching the last scene and thought well fringy's wrong again then it happened i laughed so hard can't wait you see you dumbo's reactions they're on the way uh i think you guys will like the mini it's it's getting cooked so i'm excited to see it also play ddlc too and hi cj glad you're back you would appreciate that thank you um digimon of the day is leo mon all right actually sounds familiar like a familiar one i think he's like uh you got a good picture yeah i remember that fell fellow from back as a little child boy dude if this guy could like boy child up straight up talk to you you would start to be like oh um you happy being my like controlled pet like creature he's like like are you really in control with that guy i don't remember the rules for digimon are they like are they the same as pokemon or is it different like in terms of they're different they are they creatures that are like alive or are they just sort of well they're digital creatures like they don't exist in the real world right you have to go into like a computer the digi world yeah they're like their own universe things going on and stuff those that make sense a little bit more ethical that's crazy i would be concerned about leaving that thing at home alone with my wife oh no i you think it's gonna fuck your wife i don't know i i i don't know that if it wanted to look at it it's got it's shirtless it's got all those fucking muscles on it oh i don't want that leaving that alone around my wife oh boy do your objective standards only apply to western storytelling or would you say that they can apply universally to every movie ever made also hyrax hi find me a story that doesn't adhere to the realities of cause and effects i don't know that i don't think any culture is uh separate from those it seems pretty basal to the nature of the universe yep and it's kind of cool actually because like some of the stuff you see from like foreign countries in terms of well it's like train to busan what i have to love and appreciate about that is how much loads of it follows cause and effect and it's just like satisfying i guess in some ways the some of the high scoring things from completely different cultures end up being for the same reason that i think the strongest stories are the strongest stories yeah um hyrax and friends hi hello what is your favorite story in a video game for me it is either red dead redemption two or final fantasy 14 great i've got a stock answer prepared i like but yeah we like ourselves some we like ourselves some soma we really really do the more i dug into that game's story for the videos the more i was like this is so fucking cool and it's got huge potential for like a tv tv show um the rise and fall sort of thing without saying anymore it's kind of um biosharky in that way which is another one of my favorite sort of game stories if i was to say it on my list not necessarily because i think it's the best written one ever but i fucking love it it appeals to me very much it's executed really well yeah get a good sense of progression as things ramp up there's a lot of good stuff in you know the mass effect series and uh there's some good stuff is the question best video game narratives or favorite your favorite story in the game uh no you go for it because i'm i think i think me and rags are done now sort of i i i've been trying to narrow mine down since i heard the question but i don't know i'd probably go with like metal gear solid three if i had to pick one but that might be because i like it for the same reason i like a lot of movies like it's it's just a very exciting kind of interesting story with characters that are interesting with some cool twists but there's definitely stories that are executed better so i don't know like it's soma i think actually would be a pretty good answer though i don't know that i would have picked it had you guys not brought it up it kind of slips under the radar for a lot of people more people need to have played it that's the thing yeah so much i think because if you explain what soma is to them and you just say that's a game where you're i don't know i meant that like i wasn't going to explain the plot i was going to say that you're you're walking around like a research base under the under the ocean and some shits chasing you and already said too much okay sorry we weren't we we should have been more subtle with our noises smaller yeah well i i wasn't gonna i don't know what you thought i wasn't going to talk about the reveals like that is literally a reveal well i mean yeah i guess i shut up i don't even know what it says on the steam page just saying words just say you think it's neat there you go it's neat it's neat game you should play soma after i play it you'll be able to speak freely you're currently chained up in the world of spoilers oh man it's actually tough because as i sit here it's like what's my favorite favorite is uh that's a tough one is um i'm just trying to pull up all like the my steam games but in order but then it's just gonna be what me scrolling through steam before i just like oh yeah that was pretty cool yeah i like that one um i'm not gonna read it but i think the steam summary spoils me wow i'll make sure not to read the steam summary in that case i was gonna say i don't know where the last time i read a steam summary of a games narrative was i don't know like they use the barb on the steam page uh the problem is i could just pick a list of games tha