him pretty quickly i love how these guys are rank 22 rank 20 was in lemuria now we've just gone up two ranks of bosses just out of nowhere then in the 5th arc i farmed all of us fights for a own gift fight me again wizard imagine imagine that would be funny that would be funny right i'll hit next where are we up to in the test room it was apparently how far through was that probably back here it was it was okay a little bit left with this but before we move on to other places cool we're the lost soul to this guy he's testing your gear 100 100 definitely all those mega snacks were worth it i'm so proud of you dude i'm so proud what that's what his cheat said all those mega snacks were worth it i didn't even know he had cheese not a die but he does all those mega snacks they were worth it his peck past the brace i wonder how much money he gave the king's eye well i think he would he's pretty he seems like a whale honestly to get this good since caramel i think he i think he had some performance enhancing ability with crowns he's on steroids no he's just using crowns and microtransactions to benefit him exactly he's a bit pay to win he seems like a pay to win guy make us brace on your pet i wouldn't call it that worth it none or would i but hey he if he wants his mega snacks you know that's fine he can get his mega snacks right sorry i had to drop them on the music because of them turns off when you do blast off if he didn't put the dual version on them heads bad yeah true true man i bet i bet he didn't even use the hatch making kiosk i bet he was one of those people weird people who just stand in the hatchery asking for um asking for hatches all day every day and then occasionally get someone say oh sure i guess that would be funny that would be really funny silly cabal man honestly i think you're gonna not quite kill nearly kill nearly kill boom gg easy clap i love this strategy this strategy is so good apart from when it doesn't work but yeah no he's joining pirate now remember busy yeah that's what he said oh it's a dialogue i can't remember the dialogue he's going to be the he's going to be the next egg i'm joining the pirate crew he's he's um becoming the final boss of pirate we get to alvarado and he's already there oh my gosh imagine that would be devastating he is queen he is queen yeah 100 percent 100 percent is queen definitely definitely i love this slidey eyes it's so good i wish that was everywhere then he just goes on reddit to ask people if his pet stats are good oh my gosh imagine imagine honestly wouldn't put it past him i'm now at 8700 health by the way i know i'm crazy i'm popping off i'm popping off oh my gosh polygons i bet it's gonna be two it's just one polygon oh my gosh devastating devastating right to maxine by the way if you do that get help true don't go on reddit to see your um to see if your pet stats are good you don't need validation from reddit of all places okay reddit is not a place to get validated trust me oh my gosh more of these guys so sad oopsies i forgot to put in media i have blast off though just blast off it's fine i'm gonna show you my wispit sometime cool sounds good send it to me on discord or something uh sorry i need to wait for actually yeah i'll wait for blast off okay you can hit whenever i'm late again really quick yeah that's fine i love blast off such a good spell the fact that no one uses it surprises me completely surprises me right aha snowman hello who's imagine a fire shield crazy crazy wayzy stuff yeah every time i do blast off just turn the music off and on again problem solved problems oh make sense now i want fish animus imagine these walking around your house that would be so cool that would be so cool would be so good just so i can have fish with leaves walking around my house exactly man exactly who wouldn't want these walking around your house didn't even kill one of them tragic devastating listen i want to hear it hear the show that's okay your piece isn't that great i've discarded my dead knight oof hold on we need to wait a few rounds need to wait a few rounds probably next round i think it is oh you know it's really funny since they've made lore spells need um cool perps they've screwed up one of the fights in um chrysalis where you play as morgan that fight doesn't have school pips because morgan that like version of morgan doesn't have school pips that you can use and she has dead knight and lord of night in her deck and you can't use them which is quite funny um what i really want though is cat animus like why is that not a thing yeah that should be a thing completely there's so many cats around the spiral marley bone um and then also a lot in mirage should be a thing should be a thing completely right the who that's not back yet the next place i just wanted an excuse to slide on the ass a little bit more that is so valid i know sometimes sometimes i just go to places where the ice slide is especially if i'm doing um if i'm doing like house like raiding stuff if they have the house that has the ice i just slide on that for like 20 minutes just for fun many find the cabal i wonder where they are over here i wonder if this stringcaster is a bad person hmm surely they would not be bad you know even though they have the exact same voice actor as the copycat oh my gosh she's split into two i think she might be the copycat oh my hold up i need to change out english is great language i speak it apparently you see at the end of this wormhole lies a room with the moose mooses aren't real jokes on you mooses isn't the correct term it's me obviously vices aren't real vices that was easy i know very sad a female cat with mirage accent just like copycat is the copycat who would have thought it's actually the exact same voice actor though so it's a little bit more it's a little bit more in-depth than just the mirage accent it's literally the same voice actor which is fine i have nothing against that i should have picked it up sooner i'm like i did think to myself hmm this voice sounds very very familiar back when i was playing in test drum and then when when the copycat came out i'm like ah that's where i heard this voice before that'll make sense now but yeah i like this twist it's kind of funny kind of cool what i just assumed it's reused but yeah it's not reused most of the voice work that they do is like brand new each time kis never lazy with voice acting that's one thing that they're very good at they're very good at their voice acting work or getting voice actors very very good right oh no what is in here and the quake charmer oh my gosh you would have thought dude this is insane what are we gonna do i'm scared for you i'm square i would laugh any day you heard me you heard me cause problems oh cause problems with you quake charmer left an orange feather because his orange feathers who would have thought i know right crazy crazy bloody chickens can't trust him can't trust him where's judge veg though that's my question secretly he's the final boss of walla roof it's gonna happen you know it's really funny you guys didn't believe me when i said that walla is going to be the the end of the the fourth arc i said that like wing caramel came out you guys didn't believe me but it's been confirmed walla is the end of the fourth arc yes i'm just correct yes i'm just correct and that means cool ranch is going to be the end of the fifth arc wild predictions with rent um you said walla wouldn't be before nervous i was saying this i was saying this like when caramel came out that walla roo was going to be the end of the fourth arc and i was correct and then i started just joking after lemuria that it's going to be it's going to be um walla root because i just really want walla roo to be a world and i'm so happy that it's a world next year so excited for it um but yeah oh my gosh what is this dude these guys did not cheat this much in testrum right these guys did not cheat this much in testrum right dylan don't believe it or not i don't believe it you remember you don't believe that i don't remember no you remember everything you're so smart um did i get replaced with an aurora from another dimension because well apparently i got replaced because i don't remember that these guys cheated this much but they did so i don't know maybe they did but they do but they don't but i just blocked it out no i just probably forgot because there's an inconsequential battle for gore you what you for gore i've forego everything back to the basics no you for gore i'm having i think i'm losing it i think i'm crying i'm walking around now but i can't see because my eyes are closed that's not a good idea it'll be fine you might run into a war hey we're bleeds yeah he cast earthquake that's pretty cringe he is called the quake charmer it's kind of in his name see i didn't think about all that we've literally fought him in caramel and he did the exact same thing oh my gosh probably sounds a bit like it dude you need some more sleep yeah probably man crazy um let me see that's funny that's funny um they cast a bomb of mystic yeah obviously they do they've done both of them now in one round a yarn copied is a yarn retained i remember that yarn do you want me to tell you a yarn once upon a time no a yarn like a tail you know what were you thinking dude um i'm gonna blade once more and then i'll hit and hopefully doesn't earthquake me quake charmer it's time to feed the baby the baby baby stanley stanley here's a food oh he's very very happy that's good i'm glad he's happy another i got you some food it's right there okay i hit now come here oh yeah i forgot we're playing game sometimes play game i'm making sure that my child doesn't start fair honestly you're valid for that you're valid for that i mean if you said i wasn't you'd probably get prosecuted why there's not pitting children a bad thing yeah oh maybe i should do that sometime that's such a terrible jobs oh my god you're a father i'm just kidding i'm just kidding oh my god that was the yarn that i was telling you know i guess that snack has a reason for me it really was true please stop no no no no no no no no no no no he's been foretold no stop The only prophecy that I foretold was Morgan's prophecy, okay? That's it. That's the only prophecy. There's no other prophecy here. Nope. Prophety. There's only no prophecy. I don't know no property.  There you go. Nice lady. No, we didn't kill! This is devastating. Absolutely devastating. I would cry. And then we would say yes. It's called you the wrong name. What were you going to call me? Well, now I do. What? Dude, are you good? I almost called you Jake. No. Oh, that's yikes. Yeah, that's why I said that. Um, yeah. Okay. Are you good, Debra? Are you good? At what? You're just good. You're doing well. You're fine. No. No. I need coffee. You should go make a coffee. I don't know how. You do things and coffee made. I don't know how to. If I did, we don't have anything that doesn't make it taste like death. True though, true. Coffee does taste bad. Like, no, it's really good. It's just I drink little baby drinks that are like one ounce of coffee and then the rest is just like sugar. What if you wanted to go to heaven? But God said, it's a me, Mario the Mario or couple Mario. It'd be like, just send me to wherever the other place. Thanks. I don't think I can emotionally do this. I'm drinking anything. I'm drinking water, but not wawa. There's a difference. Rose drinks the wawa. Listen, I didn't drink anything that is strange or bizarre. Do you drink bad wawa? Bad wawa? Just over eats it. No. So, okay. So there's a peppermint, um, frosty at Wendy's now for like holidays and it's really good. But there's this drink called a frosty chino, which is like the ice cream, like, like the liquid part of it. Yeah. And a nice coffee. Yeah. But they don't have a peppermint one, but my mom made me a peppermint one and it was so good. And now I really want one. Yeah, that's a yikes. Yeah, because it doesn't exist. Yeah. That makes it hot. Yeah. Yeah. Makes it very hot if it doesn't exist. That's what I say about my girlfriend. It makes it really hard to say that I have a girlfriend if she doesn't exist. Just make one up. Yeah, but she still doesn't exist. Just lie. I was invited to a dinner and I was given a plus one and I'm like, who am I mean to take?  No, it's weird. Why is it weird? It's weird. No, she doesn't like the car. She will be mad at me for life if I did that. Somebody that you know. I just got a big sword. It's a massive sword. Why is that so big? When she asked you how big your sword is and you walked that out. I haven't gotten anything. Oh, yes, I have. I've gotten I got a big sword, too. Oh my gosh. Exciting. I think I got a, I got boots. I got a boots. And I think I got a hat as well. Yeah, I got a hat. I got a backwards hat and one. I didn't get the cool hat though. Oh, I got the British one. I didn't get the pirate hat. So, yeah, so said. So said. Oh my gosh. You were too British that they thought that if they gave you more British, it would end the world. Don't worry. I'll just go and see the guy in New Victoria and he can sell me it. Maybe. No, it's true. He can. I know I've I've talked to people, but I'm cool. So I am okay. I am the most I know because I'm cool. Right. Let's go to the best deals. Thank you. I just used you for your port. I used you for your port cheating cheating. Cheating. It's not you. It's just that you were in a viable location for me at that moment.  I didn't cheat on anyone. You're cheating. How am I cheating? You're cheating by cheating. How how's that? Please explain for me. Because so when two people love each other very much. Uh-huh.  I don't know what to say now. No, I was very interested to see what you had to say. So why would I cut you off? That's a bit rude.  You know, that would be cheating because you know what they say.  Who says that? I don't know, but I heard it once from my mouth. So it must be true. Okay. Oh my gosh. Bring out a fish. Dude, I'm a bringer of fish. Are you a bringer of fish? Only in my heart. Seek out design. Why are we going this way? Isn't he over the other way? Oh no. He's over here. Don't worry. He's with the banana people. The banana spider. A knight. A knight. That would be what they would be in bug snacks if they were in bug snacks. They look like bug snacks creatures though. We need to defeat some bananas. To put in a meteor or what? Eore. Like from Winnie the Pooh? Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. The donkey. Is he a donkey? Yeah. I just thought he was kind of like some scribbly little thing. I'm sure he's a donkey. Yeah, a species donkey. It doesn't work on these? No. Please tell me you're lying. What do you mean? Please tell me that's not true, Dylan. Extraction is done. It doesn't work on these. That must be a bug, right? I'm going to cry if that's true. Are you sure you just went low, like high enough level? I'm on astrology level 21. Okay, you're high enough to look at them. On astrology doesn't work for a lot of these. Wow. That's devastating. They need to sort that out. Things I'll do. Oh, actually wait. Hold up. They said that there was a monstrology update coming that didn't make it to the release and will be coming sometime later. So I'm assuming that these guys in that part of the update that is not released yet. But I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that there's a, I think it was in like a KL or something that there's another, or just somewhere I heard from one of the devs that there's a monstrology part to this update, but it wasn't ready for release. So it didn't make it into testosterone and it won't be here until afterwards. Kind of like what rates, what happened with rates, it'll be here afterwards. So I'd say in like January or something or February, probably January, but it just wasn't ready. I'm pretty sure I heard that. I'm pretty sure I heard that and I assume these creatures would be in that update, I guess. Yeah. More monstrology. Yeah. Yeah. I believe there's a monstrology update coming. That's a cool activity. Not gonna lie. I still have that meme that I made for that. Oh yeah. I remember it because I found it when I was cleaning my phone. Very exciting. Find the frame of mind. I love this part of the frame of mind. The image is just so funny. Just the pineapple.  The pineapple with sunglasses is so cool.  Oh my god. Yeah, because I'm nice to people. That's so funny. But I knew what you were going to say and I just was not, I didn't want to hear it. I didn't want to hear it and I knew exactly what you were going to say.   Oh my gosh. How did he cancel him now? Yeah. It's me, Mario de Mario. Go to Leylandor.  Engaged negotiations. I'll engage with your mom. Engaged? Can I be the flower girl? No. You can be the mate of honour. That sounds like a lot of effort. Fine. Don't be the mate of honour then. To like help with the, what's it called? Bridal shower? Question mark. Probably. I'll never be a bride so I won't know. You can be my bride. I didn't mean for that to come out that way but that's how it came out of my mouth. Yep. Okay. Cool. I was gonna say you can be my like bride's mate but I just, my, I just went with bride. Fair enough. Fair enough. You know what? Yep. Hold it. Hold it. I'm glad. Anyways. Welcome to speaking. You're welcome. Before thinking of frozen bread. Exactly. Exactly. That's what we do best. That's what we do best. We don't think. We just am.  That's cringe. I don't am. I am. Against my beliefs. Belief dies not.  Please don't kill me. That would mean a murder. In a game. And murder is illegal. I'm gonna PVP you. And was it 101? Sure. I'll PVP you on Minecraft. Why not? No. Why not? Are you scared? Are you scared of me? No. Why would I be scared of you? Well then why don't you want to? Not as scary as a baby penguin. They're cute though. So as long as I'm cute it's fine. Exactly. Checkmate. Checkish mate. Checketh the mate. No. They're called friends. You don't have mates? No. Oh. That's kind of cringe honestly. I don't know. Things and stuff. Like normal. Silly little birds do things. Silly little birds and stuff. Oh my gosh.  Why is that a thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry you've had to deal with this for so long time. I cried. Please don't cry. I like Marley Hoon's frame of mind. It says mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine with a flag. Yeah. That one's a good one too. But I have to say the cool looking pineapple is on top of the world. He is the best. That pineapple can have my children. I'm sorry? Well have you never heard someone say that this pineapple could have my children? No. I think you're the first person to ever utter those words together in that frame. That pineapple can have my children. Wow. I'm doubling down. In fact, I'm tripling down. That pineapple, he can have my children. He would be a far better father than me. That was me tripling down. What are you doing? I don't know. I just thought I'd talk. You're going to speak it. Someone else is going for us, but okay. I'm glad that's what I thought you were doing. We're finding the spy. Oh my gosh. This is great. I love her.  No. She's a little banana. She's just a little banana. I'm not, I'm not related to her. I don't want to be related to her. Why would you be related to her? She's your girlfriend. She becomes farmer, she becomes farmer, then she becomes family then. You're saying. They become family. Once you marry someone, they become family, so therefore you're related to them. Yes. No. Yes. I'm not related to them. No, I wasn't saying you specifically, but I'm saying like you are in like a general population. I don't even know what we're talking about. You said you're not related to your wife. And I'm saying, well, if you get married, you're useless sometimes. I don't understand. It's legal in Cool Ranch. Altora married his step sister. This is true. This is very true. This is very true. I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it. But yeah, this is very true. Cool Ranch has some weird rules. That's why Cool Ranch will be the end of Arc 5. It's going to happen. 100% Ka-Blam. Did I kill them? I did. Oh my gosh, they did. Wow, cute. I just destroyed monkeys. Are you jealous? Thanks. I appreciate it. Oh my gosh, she moved. Is that a cantrip's chest? No. I thought I saw a cantrip's chest, but I didn't. Right, to the spy again. I would actually love to see Cool Ranch and Wiz, because it was originally going to be Wiz anyway. Yeah, exactly. I think it would be very cool. Get it? Cool Ranch. Dorito. More like Dorito. Am I right? I think I am. Maybe. I think so. Where are you at? Talking to who? People. Oh, okay. Well, I'm at Mario de Mario. If you need to go to him. Well, I'm leaving Mario de Mario. I'm going to Captain Argento. Alrighty, kids. Let's do it. We got to fight them. Oh my gosh, there's a guy. There's a Jessica. Hey, Jessica. I just saw Jessica. Yeah, she's cool. Are you jealous because you didn't see Jessica? No, I'm good.  What if we destroyed follicle phoenixes together? That'd be pretty crazy. Would it? Oh, there is a cantrip's chest here. Hi, Jessica.  She's a pretty cool lay. Yeah, she has a friend. I'm helping with it. Oh, so you're getting the chest? Yeah. Lucky. Ooh, I got so many things. I just passed it up because, like, you know, I didn't think that anyone would do it because last time no one did it. That's true. But that's fine. That's fine. Hi. How's it going? A little bit to the left. A little bit to the right. No. Shake it off and then everything will be all right. Yes, I am mildly conflicted about that. Mildly? Yes. You know, he could just be asking her how she is. Yeah, for some reason I don't. Don't think so. No. Interesting. Interesting. I see we have different opinions on things. Yeah. Never has that ever happened before, ever. No, never. No, we always have the same opinions. Always the same opinions. We agree on everything. Yeah, I agree that I'm cool and you agree that you're cool and I agree that you're cool and you agree that I'm cool. So problem solved. Yeah. That's what we need to know. They didn't die. I agree that they didn't die. Yeah. Do you two agree that they did not die? I do think that that is true. I do solidly swear that they did not die. Oh no. Terrible.  They do look like tennis balls, right? Yeah. Especially the flora greens. I would put it in my mouth. Haha, you would put a tennis ball in your mouth. Put worse things in there. I didn't need to know that.  No comment. Geez. I already told you all the stories. Yikes. Someone put that in the context, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. After we finish this section, I need to go briefly and get more water because I am running out of water. I said it once, I'll say it again. I don't care. I'm not embarrassed by that. You're not embarrassed by getting water? No. Neither. By saying that I would put these things in my mouth. Oh, yeah, fair enough. You do you, Bestie. Thank you. More power to you. More power to you. They look like jawbreakers. Oh my gosh, the spouse finally fixed. There's no random guy standing in the way. Still looks weird. Doug hasn't spoken in chat, so I'm actually concerned. I don't think he has a step sister. I don't think. I think. Yikes. Chat. I know I've been streaming for five and a half hours, but like. Ducks, I'm sending you to prison. But like, really? You guys are more crazy than me today.  If we just swap places or something. I'm not even crazy. You're never crazy. You are always sane. Totally. You're the most sanest person I know. Sanest gamer. And that's saying a lot because I know so many people. Like seven. At least two. One of them being myself. So, you know. Who's the other one? You. So you're the most sanest person I know. Between the two of us? You should cry from laughing. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Goodbye.  These guys are so weird. I don't really like them. They're a little bit creepy, you know? Do you feel that? You don't agree with sentient facial hair? No, I do not. I don't like facial hair to start with. So maybe that's my issue. Yeah, maybe. I don't like moustaches. Moustaches especially. Like I can like a guy with a nice beard, like fine. As long as it's not too long. But like moustache is not gross yucky. I don't even like super like beard. I just, you know, like this stubble. Yeah. That's what I like. Yeah. If it's like that, that's fine. But like anything more than like any of that? No. Nope.  Agree. I don't trust it. Yeah. Like why do you have that on your face? Plus so many dictators had moustaches. Why would you want to join that club? Like seriously. Like why is that off? Yeah. Like seriously. No thank you. Um, right. Let's go. I think like having a moustache is just like a personal failing on your part. You know, it's a red flag. In fact, it's the biggest red flag. Yes. It's a red flag. No, thank you. Any person who has a moustache is a red flag. It's just how it works. I think the biggest red flag is like when a guy breathed. Dylan, you saw nothing. You saw nothing. Nothing happened. Doesn't. Nope. You saw nothing. That's not the third time that I've done this today. Nope.  Never ever. I'm about to level. Oh my gosh. I'll be 157. I am. I'm very excited. I'm going to be so big, powerful and strong. I'm going to be a strong, independent fire wizard. I ain't need no myth wizard to carry me. Myth wizards aren't real. That's why they're called myth wizards. Duh. I'm real. I have a myth wizard.   Bessie, I'm pretty sure you're just one of the voices in my head, but okay. Don't do that to me. No, no, no. I'm like 78 and a half percent sure. You're 78 and a half? Wow, congrats. I'm not making it to 80, so. Oh, so you've only got like two years left. Dylan, you have a mustache? I think I can allow it if you have a mustache. Only Dylan though. No one else. No one else. No one else is allowed to have a mustache except for Dylan. Yep. Fair enough. That's quite funny. You're so bad now. I don't. I still didn't buy it. But Dylan's a good guy.  Dylan's the exception to the rule. Did you just steal that wooden chest? Yeah, I only got 848 gold from it. Just as well. I didn't get it. Okay, you're back. Oh my gosh. That was quick. Dylan is no longer a red flag. Inferned.  Like that's fine. I just mean like the people that have like the like really long or like luscious mustache. Yeah, it's kind of scary. Agree. Agree. But it's all preference based. And my preference is that's a red flag. Trying to be nice. I'm just saying my preference. You don't have to agree with me. I'm just stating my preferences. Admin. A lot of preferences admit. I have a lot of opinions on men. I'm a lot of them. Fair enough. Just wonder if whatever you have a mustache and it's really long, when you like breathe through your nose, do you like inhale your mustache? I don't want to think about it. Please no. Please no. A mustache like what are you, Eggman? Exactly dude. Exactly. Does anybody here have a mustache that they can firm it? I don't have a mustache. I don't have a guy that had a mustache. No, wait, no, I don't. He scares me. Never mind. Is it because he has a mustache that he scares you? No, it's because he's like older than me and he's like a guy. Ah, but he also has a mustache. So he might scare you as well. Fair enough. He's nice, but he's like, I don't know. He's like a person, so I'm scared of him inherently. Understandable. Understandable. Banes of Valencian Steel. I got muscles in steel. I got balls of steel. Why? Why? I don't know. I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna let you say it. I'm just gonna let you say it. It happens sometimes, you know. Anyway. It's fine. Don't even worry, man. Hello biters. They're just biting at the time. That made me think of something. This is Joe biters America. This is not everything called it in. I just want to say it, but... As soon as I said it, I'm like, damn, that's not the way to close the bite, and I shouldn't have said that. I know. Benidas. The Benidas win again. Oh my gosh. Devastating. Right. Meteor strike.    Uh, are you bowling pins? Because I want to hit you with a bowling ball.  So that I can strike out. That's also bad though. Cause I think strike out in terms of like, that means that they like... You would definitely strike out if you hit them, that's for sure.  I need help. Why doesn't he just climb over? It's not that tall. Dude, it's like your height, IRL. He's afraid of shorts. He's afraid of shorts. Yes, that's the opposite of being afraid of ice. Afraid of shorts. Yeah. Dude, I'm wearing shorts right now. Is he afraid of me? No, cause you can't wear shorts. Cause that would mean that you have knees. Ducks. Oh my gosh. What does that mean?  We've got some subconscious people who want to retract their messages instantly. It's what I do sometimes. It should be like, are you more ganked because I want to throw you into an inscapable void?     Threaten their life. That'll work. No, I'm not going to say that one. No, I'm not even going to say that to you. That's terrible. It's not that bad. I don't even get to see it. Do you want to see it? It's cursed. You can collect this, Brent. You can collect this, Brent. You can collect this, Brent. You can collect this. Oh yeah, I did that in this room. I didn't. Wow. Do you want me to know these things? I have a bait? Wait, I'm locking everyone. Is he calling? Why is he looking like that? Never mind. That's why I couldn't say it. I'll read it whenever I get Mario de Mario. Mario de Mario? How's it Mario? This lady sells houses or just housing stuff. Just housing stuff. And it's all repeat stuff from last year. The Great Nana. The Great Nana. The Great Banana. They've really been slacking on furniture because Maria didn't really have anything either. Exactly. They need to sort it out. Hey, King Tile. This is my drive. Hire me. I'll fix it. Hire me. I will make furniture items and then you can fire me. No. No. Money. Money. Oh wait, I need to read. That's why I couldn't say it. You pleased I didn't say that now? Because I am. I've also just thought of another one as well. But that one's slightly better. That one's like... That's funny. That's funny. That's that's Jake in a nutshell. Are you ready? I was born ready. I thought you were born Brent. No. Don't assume these things please. It makes up. Did your pants ever pick a different name for you? What do you mean? Like were they gonna name something else? Yeah well if I was a girl I'd be named something different. Well no like did you never have alternate names? I had an alternate name. My name was either nothing or a girl name. As soon as my mom found out I was not a girl she's like oh she said to my dad oh you can name him. Your dad didn't have other names? No this was the name that he wanted. What the heck? That's so bizarre to me. Yeah and then my brother he was when my mom found out that he was not a girl. She was disappointed. And then decided to name him James. James is synonymous with disappointment I guess? Yeah 100%. He's continued to leave us just kidding. Just kidding.  Your kids? Then your parents. Oh my gosh and then they decided on Dylan. Hmm Dalton is a very country name. It is. Be named Jason. Jason? Yeah and be called JC for short. And why did they change to Aurora? Because my mom read a poem and was like oh yeah we'll just call it Aurora after this poem. Fair enough. I forgot their sheets. Cheats. What do you mean sheets? He cheated a shield. Oh if it's just a shield that's fine I don't care about that. He can cheat on me whenever he wants. My sister's name was gonna be Magnolia. That's a tree. Yeah and I think my older brother's name was gonna be like Rock or something. That's what my that's what his dad wanted to name him was Rock. That's a little bit. That's pretty bad yeah. My mom and I lived on the border with Kentucky and then lived in both Kentucky and West Virginia for years. Yeah that's what I said it's a very southern name. You said very country maybe. Oh whatever. Sorry you misquoted yourself. I'm just sitting there. I don't remember what came out of my mouth. Okay. I saw that facial expression young man. Take that back. What facial expression.  That's a weird dude. That's a weird champ. Weird champ. 100% weird champ moment. You're just looking too far into things. I don't look at all. I don't have eyes. I can't see I'm blind.  Thank you for hating me for something that I can't fix about myself. I appreciate it. You can't fix it. I can fix it for you. Please don't. I can cure what I held you. Okay. Can you cure crippling depression? No but I can provide love and support. Can you cure loneliness? Also my psychiatrist's phone number. I can cure loneliness. Interesting. Can you cure boredom? Yeah well depends on what kind of boredom. Can you cure starvation? I mean if you want to cannibalize me sure.  That was never on the table.  I would not eat you out of respect. No but then what did I die for? We died at the same time together holding hands. Why? Because that's how it works. No I'm saying if you needed to eat me you could just do it. I wouldn't. Survive? No. Why? Because I'd be so sad. I'd be so sad. No you'd have to survive. No but I'd be very sad. Yeah but you'd have to survive. I would survive but at what cost? Like my arm? Exactly that's too much cost. No I mean I'll be dead I don't need it. Yeah but I would be alive and I'd understand. You know I'd have to live with what I did. So what if it tasted good? I don't want to try it. No unless you try. I'm not into cannibalism. So my mom always said she's always like you need to try everything at least once before saying that you don't like it. I'm not into cannibalism. That's a no for me. My sister my sister whenever we were young she was like hey mom what kind of meat is what kind of meat is like inside of me? My mom was like human meat and I was like what did you think you were pork? And she's like well if I was pork I'd eat my own arm. I'm not into cannibalism. And honestly I think she was right. I'm into some weird stuff but that's not one of them. What do you mean? I'm just sitting the record straight that I'm not into cannibalism. Record say record again. Record the record. Never mind you didn't do it. The record. There you go. You're sitting the record straight. Why is it funny? It's not funny. I just like the way you say it. But it's just normal to say it like that. For you. Yeah and I'm everybody. But I'm a lair. Um what? Did you break it? I did. I don't know how I broke it though. Open the frame of mind. There we go. Third time lucky I guess. Bad wah wah. Into the dueling space. Hey how's it going? Oh you know another day another slay. Another day another dollar. Same just kidding I'm not broke but I feel that. No you don't because you're not broke. But I know people who are so I feel it. Is it just me? Am I the best? Yeah just you. But I know you so like it counts right? Do you do you know who I really am? On the inside? No. I think you do. Some guy. Just a little worm and a human body. I'm just a little worm. I'm just a little squiggly squoble. Squiggly squoble. Yeah.  My knees hurt. Can the boss fix my knees? Can I fix your knees? Can the boss fix my knees? You're not the boss. I'm the craft boss. Box. It's like Bowser on Mario. He has three lives. What? Bowser usually takes like 15 hints. Don't ask me how I know that. I take 15 hints. No you don't. From your dad. Are you being do you need help? No I'm fine. Thanks for asking there. Yeah of course. I just realized these are upside down trees. You've only just realized this? Yeah that's why I said I just realized that they're upside down trees. I wouldn't have said that if I didn't just realize it. Yep they're upside down trees. They have been the whole time. That's crazy. No that's why I said I just realized that. Crazy dude. Imagine not knowing something as simple as that. You see my head.  Well sorry I exist. Sorry I'm taking my socks off. That's too awesome my room. I don't think you should say that. People are going to get the wrong idea. Well I can show them if they want but that's not happening. So checkmate. Hey guys foot reveal. No I'm never doing a foot reveal. Can you do a face reveal? I've already done a face reveal. I think you haven't. I have. You can literally see my face right now. That's just some gut. That's me. That's your vtuber model. That's a very high quality vtuber model that's for sure. Well technology's come a long way. Dude if I look that good with a vtuber model oh my gosh I mentioned what I look like IRL. I know. Geez I ain't no anime girl okay. I'm a certified cat. You good? You okay? I'm fine how's how's it going? I don't want to eat cardboard. Please don't eat cardboard. But it doesn't trust me I've eaten it before. Can't be okay to take a little bite. No okay.  Then I die. Again would not recommend. I'm not going to the doctor. Exactly you can't afford to go to the doctor. Thanks. There's not on you that's on America no one can afford the doctor. So true. Unless you're Elon Musk and then you own the doctor as well as before that. Yeah because healthcare is private type.  My mom was healthcare I would be doing a lot better than I am right now. Fair enough but yeah so I'm sorry. I forgive you. I don't make the rules. I just play by them sometimes you know. Yes no maybe so. Dude do you like rabbits? Like to eat or pet? I have as an animal. Because that seems like something that you would eat. I haven't actually eaten a rabbit before. I had a pet bunny. Was he cute? Yeah his name is Sir Pickles. Oh yeah that's right you've told me about that guy. Yeah. About that quirky little dude. Extra rich up. Yeah let me put in an extra rich off the leg. One for every time I cry. That's it get a crying routine like the rest of us. I do that's why I have ones for every time I cry. Let's go. I still think Mario needs to defeat the guy. It's on me Mario. The Mario Mario the Mario. From Mario house the Mario. Are you an ever in Valencia? I didn't heal. I didn't use the potion. Well I didn't use you so. I'm a what? I didn't use you. I'm at 4000 health. I didn't use you. Okay. Exactly. That's a what that's a what that. Should I flee? Nah you're fine. Okay.   You know.  If you're happy and you know what to say. Goodbye. If you're happy and you know what to say. Goodbye. If you're happy and you know it. And you really want to show it. If you're happy and you know what to say. Goodbye. Well project no one's happy. That's sad. Oh we have clinical depression Bren. Oh I forgot about that. You forget. Why are you hitting me? Because I'm about to forget things. I'm already dying.    I'm gonna dead.  I think I'm sweet.  You want me to flee now? Yeah flee right now. I want to see what happens. I get punched in the face probably. And then come back to me. Baby come back to me. You have a better minute you still. Sometimes he's gonna cast a thing on you.  What? New spell. Full door. I thought that was a minotaur. Oh my gosh you're blazing. Yeah it is a minotaur. See look at the door. And then inside there's a bull. That's a minotaur. That's a minotaur. I mean a minotaur is half man half bull. So technically I'm right. Man but bald man. Bald man. Dog or the horror. Bald man. Horror. Bald man. Anything but a bald man.  That's my worst nightmare. Going bald. And being a man. Terrible. That's fine if you go bald. I'd still like you if you were bald. No I don't want to go bald though. Well I'm not saying that you are but I'm saying. But I don't want to. That if you were bald I would still think you were pretty neat. No that's the end of the road for me. Like we'll continue on like with life as a bald man. Well I don't. I always just get like a hair transplant. Too much money. Wasteful spending. That's either be bald or die. A diet is debatable. Funerals are a lot of money. That's what life insurance is for. No life insurance is to use while you're alive. That's why it's called life insurance. So it's to use when you're dead. You just what?  Yeah. Cause that would be super cool. Why are they hitting you? Oh this one's on me. That's fine.  Do you say tea cup? No. I was just saying it cause it was a tea cup. It's tea pot isn't it? Yeah. I'm the little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my strap. Something about... When you tip me over you'll hear me shout. Or when I get all steamed up you'll hear me shout. Tip me over and pull me out. Tip me over and empty my insides. I don't like tea. You don't like tea? Well you can just put water in there instead. They used to boil water in those things in the ye olde days. Yeah. No like I like the aesthetic of tea but it tastes bad. Nah just good bro. No it isn't. It is though. No. I don't know what you're talking about. I will pull faces the entire time. I'll pull... You'll pull what?   No you won't. I will. She's a lovely lady. She's not interested. That's fine. She said the same thing to Jake the other day. Well no one's interested in Jake so that's okay. She said... She said I'm not interested in bald guys. I'm not interested in anybody younger unless he's extremely rich. Fair enough. Honestly. Good honor.  Hopefully. Just once. That would be ideal. Right. Here is Bull. Mr. Bull. Adorable. See it has the same face as the minotaur that was through the door. Adorable. Adorable. Yeah. Oh my gosh did I send you that? She's giggling on. Oh my gosh. Check snap. Guys I got a snapchat. Adorable. I was meant to send it to you the other day. But I didn't want to disturb you while you were sleeping so I didn't do it. And then I forgot about it. I'm like almost always awake even when I'm sleeping. When you're sleeping you're still awake. Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough. But yeah I thought you would like that. You know I thought it was just a quirky little guy. It was pretty funny. Thanks. I try. When you try your best. No but I did succeed so it's okay. I got what I want and what I need. I'm just a bit different. When you feel so tired did you can't sleep. That sounds like a skill issue to me. Stop giving birth. We had to sing that in choir. That's kind of sad. I know. That's depressing. Go back to your left enchanting. That was kind of mean. I'm sorry.  That was a little bit virtual there sorry. Apology. Apologies you know it's coming to me now that that I that nervous is like long long and hard and I'm kind of over it you know. Uh yep yeah yeah you know what I mean. No I don't. Yeah you do. No I don't why would you even say that oh my god. I will say whatever I want. Abracadabra alakazam. Make me into a pineapple if you can. That's my magic wizard number spell. Pineapple? Pineapple.  This is why you shouldn't have told me about cannibalism earlier. My bad I didn't know it would trigger your intrusive thoughts. Sometimes it happens. Sometimes you know it happens. Bad. I mean all we can do I apologize for it all we can do is move on and grow as people. Yeah I agree. I made a continuous I made a serious and continuous lapse in judgment. I did all the time constantly efficiently efficiently as well very efficiently. I'm what they say very efficient. Oh my gosh. Mine was inefficient. I love the spell this is the best lemur and nova spell 100%. All the other ones look like absolute weirdo stuff. You like the teacup? The British one? I don't really like the teacup. You don't like British people that's your heritage. I do like British people. Oh well someone has to use statistically. That's my heritage I have to statistically by choice by force. No you don't. I do. It's forced upon me. I have a king. One day one day I touched something else. One day we'll free you. I will get smitten down by the king if I disagree with him. You know.  And then he's gonna come back alive and then it's just a waste of a health. If we just didn't ate it and kill him at the same time. So yeah. What if I slept? What if you slept? Dude we still need to start a war. We're starting wars? Yeah always every day. What? How are we doing that? We do that in this world. Oh you mean in the game. What were you thinking dude? I thought you meant a real life. Dude I'll start a war IRL I don't care. Like that we needed to do. Dude yeah I'll start any war any day. It'll be fantabulous.  Are you? No I'm not. But if I was would you be jealous? Yeah I'd be pissed. Okay good to know. I will not do that in the future then. Like who are you starting wars with that's better than me. I have a boyfriend. To start wars with. Sorry you had to find out this way. But um you know he's he's quite cool. You cheater. He's sometimes nice to me. Now you can go. He's sometimes nice to me you know he um you know just sometimes like starts wars with me or something you know pretty cool. I don't think we should be friends anymore. Why not? Is it because I have a boyfriend? Yeah. Wow I'm a little bit much cheese. I don't think I can I don't think. Why I asked if it was because I have a boyfriend. Yeah it is. Wow crazy. Do you know what I don't want to be friends with you either. That makes sense. Check that out.  Wow so cool amazing. I would only be cheating on you. No I'm not even gonna say that that's bad. Oh my god but to dig yourself into a hole. Yeah when you get to the last boss you want to do it right away or are you gonna try and solo it. I'm not gonna try and solo it. Why would he solo it if I'm right here. Yeah that'd be so mean. Yeah because then. He's like okay anyways I made you quest through the entirety of this world of me but you're not allowed to get the final boss done. Yeah that's illegal. I'm gonna solo it on my death but this ain't my death. This is my fire wizard as seen by the spells that I've been using. I'm now out of water pretty much. So sad. Solo walk through this is not a solo walk through. This is a duo. This is a duo. I broke the game. Please don't break the game. How did you break the game? The screen's white. Oh so is mine. Ah light mode it hurts. Just press ctrl G and run the the porto no ovo thing and press x. Did it work? I know how to hack the game. I just noted that I just knew that that was an overlay and generally if you can press ctrl G you're not actually stuck on the loading screen so it's just something that's messed up. You can still run and interact with other things because it's just an overlay. Bonetus. Ha ha.  Right time to get more water. Time to get more water. I'll be back in just a second. Right. I don't know if there is a sea. I think she is getting something. Let us uh hit over to Nuvacovia to start with. Is a good idea. 8700 out. 8700 out. Nice. Nice. Very cool and epic. He's right here. Aha. Aha. Right we will just wait for rose. Um how far away are we? Now we start war. So we're on what episode 10. I hate when that happens. Hi what happened? When you started war. Yeah it happens to the best of us. And the worst. Hmm I agree. Like marley bonean. Disagree. Big agree. You disagree. Wow you agree with me. That's so nice. That's not what I said. Anyway let's continue. Hello. They're shrubs. Shrub shrub shrub. Yeah. Shrub. We're the shrub. The papparite one. Dog. Yeah. A dog. You like dog. Corporant. What? Yeah. Interesting. You learn so much about people. What does that even mean? I don't know. I'm just saying words. I can't be held liable for any words that I say. See I'm slightly more alive now because I ate a cookie. Gay good.  You'll never guess.   Yeah they are. These ones are. They literally have the tennis ball lines on them. Exactly that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Oh no wait. Oh wait I still have blast off them. Guys I'm blasting off. You'll never guess in the million years what type of cookie it is. Chocolate. Chip. Peanut butter. No. Well I'm out of options. You have one more guess. I've used up all of my guesses. It is salted caramel apple. I was never gonna guess that. I know that's why I said you'll never guess it. Yeah so why did you make me guess it? Because you just started guessing and I just went along with it. I'm very much a follow the leader type of person. That's my personality type. It's just to go along with what everybody else is doing or saying. Fair enough. Fair enough. Understandable. Understandable. Right. Man. I still got quite a bit of lift. We've got at least one about two hours and then the final boss fight. Yeah that's not too bad because we've only been live for six and a half so two hours is eight. I'm losing my brain. And then the final boss eight and a half and then the final boss so maybe like nine hours. Ooh that's pretty speedy. Yeah that is pretty speedy. Eight hour stream except that's nine hours. Yeah exactly. Eight hour stream except nine. Except you may be more but except you know it happens. That was also worth dialogue as well so like you know it'll cut off a few more minutes I would say. At least eight. Like at least six. At least one you know. Six. A minute and six seconds. Yeah. Fair. Fair enough. Fair enough. What is this? I swear. I have a question. You do? What about it? What is your opinion on Crocs? I don't know why people fear them as much as they do. Is that it? It's your whole opinion on it? That's my whole opinion. Okay fair enough. Why what were you expecting? I don't know. I just it just came up in my brain. Well that's my whole opinion on them. I don't understand why people fear them more than as much as they do. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do you like this little dude? Which one? The one in the rocket ship. No. You don't like him? No. What about the one who started the fire for the rocket ship? No. Why not? I've never actually looked at the spells I don't actually know. What they are? I've cast this all day. I have not been paying attention to Bessie. All day? Yeah. Oh my gosh. I have like issues. Don't comment on that. Why would I comment on something so serious such as that? I have problems with paying attention. Literally right now I'm playing a coloring game on my phone so that I can stay focused on like what we're doing. Let's convey the direction. Fair enough. I have to multitask and like overwhelm my brain. Otherwise I get distracted and I can't focus on anything. I have to say was it not very overwhelming? No. It's the thing is it's like under-stimulating. Hmm. Agree. So I do something else to like... Make a grade. Make a grade, dude. I guess the word whoops I'm going the wrong direction. This character is a bit weird in this world. There's don't meant Minzana's name. Slightly different green than the rest of them. Yes. That frustrates me. This game knows how to frustrate me and I don't like it. And I don't like it. I don't understand how that... ...lately to fix. Hey Bessie.   What? How did you leave? I accidentally stepped off the situ at the last second by accident because I was so excited to get into the fight. And then I tried to port to you and it said you're busy. I... I wasn't. They lied to you. That's what I was thinking. I'm like I know she's not busy right now. I was just with her just a second ago. Yeah. You just have to fight the standard bears. They're kind of cute though.  You just walk between their legs. This is like my split paralysis demon. Dude, could I be your sleep paralysis demon? You want to come into my bedroom at night? That's kind of sus bro. I didn't say that. I said I could I be your sleep paralysis demon. That's what my sleep paralysis demon does. Do you want to play an overstimulating game after this with me? Which one? One of them. You still want to deal with me after nine hours? Yeah, of course I do. I was going to play with you. Wow.  But I decided I should let you sleep. That's very nice of you. I know. I'm just so cold. You know, literally you sleep. I'm very nice. What if we were sleep paralysis demons together? What if our sleep paralysis demons held hands together? Paralysis demons fell in love. Exactly. What about that? Kind of ugly. Well I have to say that our sleep paralysis demons here did not die. So I don't know about you, but I'm definitely not feeling 22. But I'm feeling 22. I'm actually feeling 23. Yeah, it's your birthday. In a few days, yeah. In a few days, yeah.  Because it's not my birthday. Then everyone's going to be like happy birthday. It's your birthday. And get so confused because then you'll say it next time. And they'll be like, yeah, it's actually my birthday now. I don't think I'm overthinking anything. I think I underthink sometimes. No, thanks.  Dylan, have you tried therapy? Geez, geez. Upside down. Backwards. Across. Forward. Diagonal. Opposite diagonal. I don't know any directions because I'm left-handed. No, I'm not. Why did I say that? Your left-handed while I'm right-handed. No, I'm not. I'm not left-handed. I know you're not. And I'm not right-handed that technically either, so. Do you ever say things and you're like, wow, I sure said that. Yeah, I said do that every day when I'm streaming. Okay, cool. I do that every day. We'll stop. It doesn't matter if I'm streaming. Honestly, you know what would be really funny? It's just having a camera following around, just hearing what I say every day. That's part of the travel channel, duh.  I don't need therapy because it's not my real mother. Interesting. No comment? Comments? None. Oh my gosh, flying balls.  Where can I get some? I was born with these, but. Oh my gosh, juice. Wow. We're crazy, dude. Yeah, Dylan, I think that's your subconscious telling you something that isn't that good. I'm so close to a level. So close to a level. Level up. Yeah, yeah, epic. Let's go. Level 158. All right, let's do this. Hi. How's it going? How's the wife and kids? Happy holidays. Happy holiday, mother trucker. Your mother's a trucker? Sometimes. That's crazy. It only happens if she she is in truck, you know. Honestly, sleigh. Is your how's your mother? She might get a new job. Exciting. I assume that's a good thing, right? Yeah, pays over double. Well, that's good. Yeah, that is a good thing. That's a good thing. I hope she gets it. That'd be cool. Yeah, then you don't have to see that weird guy at work. What weird guy? Oh, god, forgot he existed. Sorry. Just bringing up your past trauma. What happened to our blades? We had an earthquake. You know that myth guy? Never trust a myth guy, especially a myth guy that is in the Royal Naby. Yeah, don't trust British people. Yeah, especially myth British people. They will earthquake you to see the rains. Yeah, my hand hurt. Why did my hand hurt? My hand hurt yesterday. Did you get a band-aid? No, that wouldn't have affected it. Someone needs to get a better. No, I don't have a mummy. What? No comment. Man, that caught on my leg is quite big, eh? Yeah, it's really bad. It's not that bad, it's just big. It's bad. You know what they say, bigger the better. Does it hurt? Yeah, I don't think that's true when it comes to injuries. It hurts when you touch it. Well, yeah, because it's bruised. That's what I was asking. Yeah, and I'm answering your question. That's if you touch it. Okay, that's what I was asking. I thought you meant does it hurt just normally? In that case, no. No. It just exists, but if you touch it, it hurts. Don't touch me. I'm fragile. Oh, wow, you're just like me. Exactly. Touch me, I'm fragile. The last time I got my nails done was for prom. And as soon as I got back in the car, I just started crying because I hate people touching me. Fair enough. And also, I even messed up one of my nails because I didn't let it dry completely because I wanted to leave so bad. Understandable.  But they're bears. Angry birds? But they exist. They're bears. Angry birds aren't real. They can't hurt you. Birds aren't real. I'm real. You're not a bird. But I'm real. That's why you're real because you're not a bird. But I'm real. Yeah, I mean partially.  I sometimes think that about you as well. Yeah, right? So next year when I see you, I'm going to pretend that you don't actually exist.  Oh, Bubba. I'm lucky. That's a problem.  She's in a committed relationship with my father, actually. Hey, listen. Under the right circumstances, anybody is flexible. She's not that flexible. I'll be the one to find out. But hey, that's only if I get bored. So you probably shouldn't let that happen. She's not interested in your type of people. What, Burnett? American. Same thing. No. Not all Americans are Burnett's. I don't know anybody who isn't a Burnett, actually. Well, I'm not so. In the whole world. Checkmate. No? I don't, um, no. I'm blonde. I'm legally changing your hair color right now. No, it's not how it works. Yeah. No. You're now a ginger because I think that'd be funny. That's mean. What's that mean? Because I think so. Sorry, I'm not. I'm not, um, I'm just misdue my boss. He's working on the job. No, I'm not working. I was just asking what time I need to come in to work tomorrow. Because I'm a good person. Why? What do you mean? Oh my god. You need a break more than I need air to breathe. I always thought that Brent's hair was naturally brown, but he died at blonde. Dude, no. Really? Everyone's, everyone in my life has thought that. Except my actual parents and my family. But everyone else has always thought that my hair isn't actually brown and I just dye it. Do you want my honest opinion? I think that you're too low maintenance to care about dyeing your hair. Exactly. Exactly. I don't think you'd ever care about anything that much. No. Exactly. Also, what does that mean to me? What does that mean? Is that like a bad thing? Oh, I just don't think you'd care about something like that. True. Especially to keep it blonde. Like that's a lot of upkeep and you just don't seem like the person that would care that much about the way that your hair or color looks. So like, do the maintenance that's required for blonde hair? Exactly. It used to be a lot, it used to be a lot more white than it is now. It's gotten a lot darker over the years, which is good. You have no one who doesn't care about it's hair. Yeah, exactly. It looks the way that you worded that. Yeah, you're right. I don't care about my hair. I don't care. Full stop. I couldn't care less. Yeah, so that's why I didn't think that you'd dye it. I also find it slightly concerning about what that also means. What other things you think about me? But that's fine. Do you want me? Okay, so I saw, I've been, okay, okay, hold on. I'm trying to figure out how to word what I'm trying to say. So there's these, like I've seen the videos of people being like the urge to ask everybody every single opinion they have about me and what makes like up their opinions about everything that I do and say, like how they perceive me and every aspect of my life. Is that what you want? I'll do that. Yeah, that's why I want to read minds. Okay, I'll do it. I don't care. Like if I could have one superpower, it would be to read people's minds. Once I hit a certain point of closeness with somebody, then I'm okay with just being completely honest about like nearly every single thought that I have about them. So I will tell you literally everything I ever thought about you ever if you want. Hmm. You worded it that way to get a reaction from Rose. Oh my gosh. Why, why would you say something? I mean, it's your protective. Yeah, yeah, I'm never mine. I also picture as the type of person who just put on whatever clothes that they can wear and not care if it looks stylish or not. Exactly. A hundred percent. That is a hundred percent me. You're just low maintenance. I have those God awful shorts that I'm wearing at the moment, but I only have like two pairs of shorts and I just rotate. They're like super bright colored and they don't match anything else. But I only have two pairs of shorts and I can't be bothered buying more. So I just rotate between them every other week or whatever. You know, like it's just how I am. I don't care. Do not care. Meanwhile, I keep getting stared at in public because I'm dressed too nice. Yeah, I just wear clothes, you know, because it's bad to not wear clothes. So yeah, apparently that's frowned upon or something. So gotta wear something in the winter. It's just nice. Like I'm able to wear all my nicer clothes because it's cold enough to. Yeah, I'll show you. I'll show you my outfit from the other day.  People were just being weird and staring at me. But people are weird and generous. So I wouldn't worry too much about it. You know, I don't know why they were staring at like my outfit was pretty tame compared to like other ones that I've worn. I also feel the self-conscious in public places and is anxious during human interactions. Oh, thanks. Thanks for reading me for filth. I think you'd be right. Really? What are you doing in the city? Okay, this is audio. So don't like play the audio because I was talking during it. Are you sending it to me on the discord? Yeah. Okay, um, hold up. I'm just going to mute discord real quick and guess it starts. Okay, I literally just got home. No reason for people to stare. Looks what you mean it's playing out loud. Who's playing? It shouldn't move. I apologize. I'm the terribleest person. Um, it looks good though. Yeah, I know. That's just a normal outfit. Hmm. Yeah. How is that kind of bad? Probably because it destroys all night everything. That's probably why. Um, yeah, the normal though. Staring at me. That was so weird.  I didn't even feel like I looked that nice. It was just like an outfit. Maybe. I don't know. People have weird intentions, dude. I guess because the last couple of times that I've like worn nicer clothes, people just stared at me. I don't know why. It's so weird. I'm all for the type of person to just put on whatever clothes I can find in their clothes sometimes I wear sports shirts and people think I care about watching sports when I really don't care. Fair enough. That's how I am like in the summer. I'll just wear whatever will make me sweat the least. Yeah, you see, I just wear whatever. That's just what I do. That's just who I am. I feel like I need to fly up to Auckland to meet you at Auckland Airport. Are you actually going to do that? I feel like I'm going to have to otherwise you might like break down in the middle of Auckland Airport and then you'll be on the news saying American breaks down in Auckland. No, I think you can, but I just think I just think you'd get to a point after like a 12 hour flight where you'll be like running on like adrenaline mode and you would just you would just like snap it the smallest. Oh, I mean, I'm no, I wouldn't. Well, it depends how much you be by snap. Plus Auckland Airport is really, really big. Likelihood of me immediately crying in relief the second I see somebody I know who's very high. I feel like I might never be mean to anybody. Feel like I'm not going to put that to the snap. No, I know that. I know that. But I just feel like it might be like, you know, okay, but if that's if that's what happens, you have to promise me to count the first time we meet the next day, like after I sleep and wake up. Oh my gosh, she just ran away from me. Give me my quest. Oh my gosh. She just ran away from me without giving my me your quest. What the heck?  Oh my gosh. Yeah, I might fly up to Auckland just because Auckland Airport is quite big and you'll probably get lost. I probably will. But you think I'm going to get lost? It's a massive airport. That's why I was going to pick a flight with like a longer layover. To like figure things out. No, Auckland, Auckland Airport is very confusing. You have to go like there's two terminals. There's the international terminal and then there's the like the domestic terminal. And like, even I don't know the difference between them because I don't go there enough and it is just so confusing. It's really not well signed posted at all. It's terrible. Let's just ask somebody, right? They're not going to be mean to me, right? Probably not. But I didn't know that would be in the option of you. Well, I'd prefer not to. Exactly. I'll ask like some old lady. Generally, whenever I need help in any capacity, I look for old ladies or mothers. Fair enough. I think it's because I trigger some type of maternal instinct somehow, despite being an old person. Understandable. But yeah, I might I might flap. Just to meet you. And then we can and we can find out how to get out of the international terminal together. I hope you're really funny. Oh, God. Don't old ladies usually try and buy your dog? That did happen, but only once. Only once. Yeah. Only once. Just because you look 16 and their motherhood kicks in. Wow. Geez. Yeah, I think maybe me flying up. Well, you sound like you're you sound like you're pretty set on this. Well, I was I was prepared to do it by myself. But if you're going to come pick me up, that's fine. Yeah. And then we can sit on the plane next to each other. Oh my God. Maybe. Have to figure out how to get on the same plane as me. Yeah. But I simply just buy a ticket. It's not that hard. That's the easy part. Imagine if we were on different planes. So that'd be really funny. That would be really funny because most of those planes are like an hour apart from each other. That'd be really funny. No, it would not be hilarious actually. It'd be so funny. Why? Imagine if I just like got stuck in the airport by myself waiting for you. That'd be funny.  I think you look too young for that. Yeah. And you look too old to be my child for a stop. Yeah. That would be funny though. You really can't you left something here. Is this yours? You need to pick it up. The luggage carrier. I'd be like I'll just put her in the hold. I don't think you would want to be up in there. They make me feel safe. Fair enough. When my niece was in the doctor's office they asked if I was her father. You know how shocked I was. Wow. People used to ask me if my little brother was my son. Whenever I was like 12. And I looked like a seven year old. And like my brother was like a baby. How could you think that ever? One time I was with a friend's mom and some people thought I was her husband. Oh dude that's wild. That's wild. Absolutely wild. Geez. Geez. You see I just think that New Zealand is a little more sensible. We don't have these wedding directions. People just don't talk to each other. Honestly that one we're down here. Oh my god the flying egg. Go anywhere. People are like oh my god is that your boyfriend? Oh are you guys married? Aw is this your kid? Like everybody's just... Everybody has something to say. Geez. I was with my dad on the train and people thought we were partners. That's kind of gross. That's why I didn't go out in public with my dad. America is nosy. Yeah Americans are nosy.  People are gonna say something. Probably. 100% Probably. Probably. But yeah no that doesn't happen in New Zealand much. Like people just don't talk to each other. That's that's gonna be a weird adjust. What not talking to each other? Yeah. Cause like I'm used to making small talks so I have all my answers prepared and my cards set up in my brain of what I'm supposed to make. Yeah. Cheat code to life. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah no that just doesn't happen. That's weird. Yeah. I mean it's normal but weird. I agree. I agree. Yeah in Texas everybody has something to ask and say especially the second you open your mouth they're gonna be like oh my goodness so where are you from? What are you doing down here? How long you staying? Have you been to this yet? Have you seen this? Well while you're here you have to go do this. You have to eat here. You have to look at this. Mine mine mine mine mine. Something terrible is happening. Of course I'm alive dude. Why would I be dead? Um yeah let's do this. Um as soon as they figure out I'm not picks and they'll ask 50 million more questions. Yeah basically. Yikes yikes. Do you want me to do all the talking for you then? Gotcha I'll order for you and everything. Be like they're gonna be like sir what would you like and I'd be like um he wants and then I'll I'll say your order don't worry. I can do it myself. No I got no I got I'm Does that mean I have to do that when you're here? I have to. Would you want me to? But people might people might look at you funny if you do actually.  He won't even let her speak but in reality I just like don't want to talk to them. True. True true true true. If I can order food in Georgia I can order at least beer. No it's just so that people don't ask them oppositely and things. Epigillian things so where are you from sweetie? Yeah goodness I've never heard that voice before. I'm like no that's because I've only just. Where are you from? I just say I'm from Narnia. I get like you're gonna get people to ask you for from Australia. What would be funny is sometimes I'll just lie and go with it. I'm like yeah yeah I am and you'll you'll know that I'm lying but they won't and it'll be funny. I will I'm not gonna say a word though. It would be funny.  Yeah just because Americans are genuinely obnoxious you're not but generally you're not I know oh god. But Americans have a bad rap for being obnoxious. I don't blame yeah that's pretty fair it's probably because we are.  At least I'll never see them again so it's fine. Yeah exactly until you realize that everyone here is the same person. It's all just you and like a trench coat. Yeah I am everybody. You know I'm like nothing I am everyone. I am fish. I am fish. I am sheep. I am sheep. You know what they say you are what you eat.  Just kidding sheep is very expensive. Brings us all the hobbits we're not hobbits. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. This is blasphemy. As soon as they find out I'm American they'll start looking at me like I'm scum. Fear. Fear. Most Americans. Well some of them are the egg whites. People have no place to judge because they're French which is inherently a crime. Yeah. That's like almost as bad as being British. True. Kaplan. Who would you rather be a Malabonian or a Pallarian. I know who I would rather be. Oh. Myself. So cheap mate. When I was in Britain the majority were friendly towards me. Yeah. I mean as long as you're not obnoxious you're fine. As long as you're not one of those Americans that are like really obnoxious and like like ask everybody like where where things are or like do like silly little American things you're fine. As long as you don't ask for any type of help from anybody around you. No just obnoxiously like if you do it nicely but don't like demand it you know because most Americans generally are quite demanding especially once they come on holidays to very expensive places to go on holidays to they're generally just very demanding yeah because it's all the rich Karens and my name isn't Karen. Wow this is the greatest day of my life. This is a big win.   Like asking where you can get fried Oreos. Yeah we don't have them. They love me because I stayed silent in my own business. Exactly you just need to not talk as much because Americans talk too much. I do talk a lot. I am pretty loud and obnoxious. That's just because I get excited and then I stop having volume roll whenever I get too excited. Fair enough. But that's like not my fault. That's not your fault. It's your country's fault. No it's probably because I have like ADHD but that's sure it's America's fault. That's America's fault. Hundred percent. Hundred percent. America's fault. Because if it wasn't America's fault then why would it be a problem? This fault would have been. Exactly. You know I would say that America's fault or Britain's fault there's no in between. That's true. And you know the British can't have everything. Well at least they're not the ones starting wars all over the place. Hey I didn't do that. Over oil.  I didn't do it. You didn't do it because you went there. Hey it wasn't even. I was busy that day. Fair enough. When I visit New Zealand I'm going to say oh yeah I don't do those silly little American things and everybody will love me. Hundred percent. Yep that's how it works. Definitely. Is that how I get your parents to like me?  Don't worry. That's not how you get them to like you. What do I do? You just exist. And they'll be nice to you. No I don't care if they're nice to me I want them to like me. You just exist. There's the difference. Just exist. Don't be silly.  This isn't good enough. Well that's what I can say. What if I don't. You know I'm sure. What if you don't like me. You know like there's a lot of there's a lot of stress and like worry. I can tell.   For like however long. But what if I just deal with it. What if what if after I come home you're like yeah anyways I think we should stop being friends.  You know that is a real possibility but I doubt it. I know. That is something that I would do. Hundred percent something that I would do. But I probably wouldn't do that. Unless you're wildly different in person differences I'm probably quieter. Well that's even better. That's so mean. That sounds quite mean. There's not the what I was meant to say but it came out kind of. There's not to say that you're loud. Okay it's just to say that like you know. I don't know what I was trying to say. But I you know I prefer that you know. I prefer why is it louder. Like if you're like I'm louder in person I'd be like oh gosh. Yikes. I know I'm sorry. More passive aggressive than prospering to see. Hundred percent. Hundred percent I am savage. Why would I never gonna hear from you again after a little bit.  Because no I'm dying in New Zealand. It would be such a burden on everybody around me. That's so considerate of you dude. Oh my god. I know. You're so nice. Thanks. All right. Yay level up. Woo. Level 159. Epic. Epic. Dope. Cool. Amazing. Epic. Epic. Epic. Epic. So we're nearly at the end of episode 10. So that's pretty cool. And that was an hour and 20 minutes. And we've done it in 49 or an hour and two minutes. So we've done it in 49. So we save some time there. Our speed runners going well. And then after that we've got a wee little hold on the ground. Cute wee hole on the ground. And then we talk to the princess. And then we go into the upside down sort of area. The one where it's like polygons and pixels all over the place.  So you know we're nearly there. We're nearly there. We've probably got like an hour. Probably slightly less. Of stuff that we didn't hear from. And then just the final boss. So yeah. We're doing well. We're doing well. We're doing great. And we've only been going for seven hours and 16 minutes. Because only like that isn't a full night of sleep. Yeah but it's daytime. So you don't sleep in the daytime. I do. But like no. Is that what you mean? People who work during the daytime because they have day jobs. My day job is to be a little guy. A little dude? It's a little creature. Fair enough honestly. Oh. Yeah I got stuck there too. Just do what you did last time. Problem solved. Yay! Slightly annoying. Where Sarah is being buggy. I love it. We little hole. Hi! How's it going? Let's go! Let's do this. Oh my gosh. We're doing it dude. We're doing it. I'm not at full health. Cool. Oh it's this boss. Yeah it's this boss. Thanks for the cantrips video. No worries. No worries. I'm glad it helped. I'm glad it helped ya. Bum bum bum bum. What does this guy do again? Fill him. Oh is this we can only use lower pip spells? That might be it. That's right. I forgot about that. Oh well if we one shot him it's fine. He's gonna heal up originally when blast off goes but it doesn't matter because it's uh because it does its damage later. Problem solved. And then you can bolt. And then you'll heal up. But it will dead and add and he'll die. That's the plan. We'll see how it works. It may this may be a fatal flaw in our plan. But we'll find out. We will find out. Momentarily. When we get a shatter pip. My brain hurts too sometimes. Right now. Head to kill this noob with an enchanted gravestorm. Fair enough. I should have put dead and add in. Let's see if this works. We may have to flee and come back but this could work. I am cautiously optimistic that this works. Shad. Wow why did you get one but I didn't cringe. I'm only 52% of the way there. Oh my gosh. Dude we're gonna be here for a while. Waiting for a shatter pip. Time to split all guy name Stan. Stan? Can I tell everybody my name is Stan in New Zealand? No. Okay. That's disappointing but understandable. Stan's not a cool name in New Zealand. What's a cool name in New Zealand? Not Stan. If you say Brent I'm gonna. No I wouldn't say Brent. That's a very uncommon name anywhere. That's not Stan though. Any other names? Maybe I didn't expect to be rejected that fast. Sorry I'm just being realistic here. Let's see. Most popular. Charlotte and Oliver. Noah. Leo. George. I think I'd be a great George. Do you agree? Yeah George is good then. Where the king called George? We've had four of them. Finn is 25. Finn. Yeah that's a common name. Common doesn't necessarily equate to good though. Just just. Who? Braxton? Oh yeah that's a randomly. Random name that's quite common now. Could I be Otis? Probably. Bowden that's the worst. That is a weird name. Oh that's a really popular name. What? Yeah there's a rugby player. Oh yeah this creative spelling of Bowden may be influenced by the popularity of New Zealand rugby player. Well I'm about to die. What is the most common name ever? That's what I wanted to know. I don't care about babies. Never mind. Oh my god. You don't care about babies? You did. I don't. No. Okay good. Well nor am I so that's good. I'm at 100 nights help. I'm at 500 in 92. Oh my god. I still didn't get a shadow but oh my gosh. Dude what the heck?  Why is my shadow gauge so bad? I don't understand. Is it because I'm I feel like it's because I'm going up against that boss there and he is he is high shed. Here's high sheds. Insane. All right let's see. Let's see if he's gonna be good. Let's find out. I feel like he's gonna do it. He's not gonna do it when it didn't last. So like he'll heal the bull. Maybe. Which is fine. But he won't heal the dinnet. That's my guess. Oh but the dinnet might trigger the bull. Or the heal might trigger after the bull's dinnet. That's meaning he'll come back to life. Yeah that's probably correct. Just kidding it worked. What do you mean Dylan? That wouldn't work. I'm just so clever. And forward thinking. You good Charles? No don't be Charles. I appreciate that Dylan. I don't want to be Charles. Dylan said I'd be a good Charles. He's a he's not king. He's awesome smelly. Yeah exactly. But yeah I'll be. I get potions. Real fast. I should probably do that too. I'm gonna use you. As the. Can you leave a mark first? Yes it sounds very um. Like uh huh yeah I forgot about that. No I didn't. Okay you can use me now. Use and abuse me. I guess. I invent your house. Uh huh. You teleport me again. No I interpreted that as I'd be a great Charles. Right. To the sky ship. Here we go. Nearing the end. Oh no this. Hold up. Need to change the kick. I'm crouching. You are. I'm a little crouchy guy. Crouchy guy. I'm a wee little critter. I'm gonna critter my way all over the place. What sound does the critter make? Like little chirpy noises. Chirpy noises. Interesting. Like little squirrel sound. What does the squirrel sound like? We don't have squirrels. I don't know. Well I don't know either. We don't have squirrels in New Zealand so. L plus ratio plus squirrel is. Exactly that's me. I'm just a squirrel this guy. Like you don't need to get bringing it up all the time man. Dude I'm sorry. I'm just projecting my insecurity. You're insecure. Don't know what's right. Wow crazy. Devastating. I'm so sorry that you're insecure and you don't know what for. But you do turn heads when you walk through the door. Exactly. You don't need makeup to cover up. Being the way that you are is enough. Everyone else can see it. Everyone else but you. Some people would say you just don't know you're beautiful. I'm still crouching haha. Yeah did you like my um palm? I thought that was beautiful and entirely original. Completely original. I would never copyright someone ever. No. I would never copy strike anyone. That would be bad. That would be so bad. Let's destroy these dudes. When you gotta destroy some dudes. Dude I do that all the time.  Yeah whenever I'm bored. Oh my gosh congrats. I get bored pretty often.  I just do it out of my own free will. It's like volunteer work. Oh even more interesting. What can I say I'm an interesting guy. You sure are interesting as definitely one what I would describe you with. What what does that mean? What does that mean?   I thought you were going to say New Zealand. Oh because if I was to describe you as well my second word would be America. Okay. Interesting America same thing really. No. Yeah you do not agree. Are you not amused? I think you're very America. For me you're America. It's because you don't know more America. Exactly and I'm describing you. I don't know but if I were to describe you to an alien that's what I would use. You know like that's how I would do it. So smart. You see America. What America makes me smart? None of America is smart.  That's very America. I'm not projecting my betterness over anybody. I just am better. And that's very America Rocky.  And that is also very America Rocky. Thank you. So I think America is a great way to describe you. I disagree. I don't want to be helpful but okay. I agree but fully. I do not want to be associated with here but okay. I'll associate. Disassociate. What? I do that all the time. I don't. I do it's not fun. Okay I won't do it then. Okay yeah only one of us can leave reality at one point in time. You have to take turns. You can go tomorrow then. Oh my gosh I'm still crouching. Wow. You stood up for me. I'm not up. I'm still crouching. Goes to show you never really know the internal struggle someone is going through. I know. And I do be struggle though. I do be struggle. My struggle do be exist sometimes. Oh my gosh emulate what are you doing dude? Spiky. Emulated you. First blast off now emulate. Oh my gosh. Amazing. I'm actually going to be like anyways here's fire cat. Yeah. Like how do you imagine that? There's Phoenix. Yes. Yeah that's the one. Phoenix. Like Arizona. That's in America. But it's a desert so like isn't it the same as Texas? No. Texas is in the desert. Texas is all like here's some floods. Here's some grass. Here's a cow. Yee haw. We have cows. We have cows too. But we have cows as well. Do you have sheep? We do have sheep. I have sheep too. Do you own sheep? No I'm not a sheep right now. I thought everybody was like legally required to own. No it's more nowadays that you're not legally allowed to have a sheep.  So you're not really allowed to have animals. Sad. It is isn't it? It also doesn't really make sense but that's fine. I'm still crouching by the way. Are you proud of me? And I want a cow. Yeah. I have um some great quads to be able to crouch this much. Dude your glutes must go crazy. They are. They're super super muscular. It's all muscle baby. All muscle. Dude just stunned me what the heck.  Why? Why'd you stun me? Because then I can be like only stunned you because you're so stunning.  Yeah exactly and that would be good. That would be funny and good and cool. Oh my gosh bed juju wow cute. Imagine a dirty old Malibonian putting a bed juju on me.  Right let's go for another blade and then I need to cleanse. Okie dokie what is this storm lord do you think you can stun us? No no no not today. Not today. Oh chat not to. That hurt. I did yeah you're dying. Just a little. Have you tried not dying? No. Oh because I'm just I'm doing an all natural diet now.  Ah because there's nothing left to preserve you. Yeah yeah fair enough honestly understandable have a good day.  I am a toxic chemical and entrails. I'm a chemtrail. Be yourself. Thanks. I love that. Thanks. I try dude. I try. No my eyes hurt. My face is cool. It is. I like your face. No I don't like my face. Well I do. I like it enough for the both of us then.  Dude what the heck.  How the socially anxious anxious anxious. But like perhaps no just stop you know. Did he consider. Did he. Probably not. Perhaps he should have just to suggest him. I have a minus 90. You got a what. Minus 90. Yeah you got Trudude. Doesn't pay attention. You got Trudude like three rounds ago. Oh that's nice to me. I was waiting for you to see that. I'm like oh she must have noticed it and coming on it. Don't worry I killed him for us. What a nice guy. I'm a strong man. I got you. I'm a strong male lead. Yeah. Let's go to Polari Muvopolari. What if I was a Polarian penguin. I'd be like okay. Brent is now a Polarian penguin. Thanks.  Whose eyes. These eyes. What eyes. These ones no. I don't like eyeballs they're weird. Eyeballs are weird. Okay. Dude they're so weird what do you mean okay. I don't know. Don't you think they're weird. I was trying to make conversation. But they're weird too. Why is everyone deaf. I don't understand why. What things are obsession with deaf is. Like literally every final boss is always deaf usually. There's more deaf bosses than there are in any other school. I'm a hundred percent sure of that. Oh I should have put in the last off call button. Hey. It's me. Hey that was kind of dicey there for a second. Oh did I only have like five seconds left. Yeah. Wow that's cute. I was trying to go quickly. I just noticed that you spelled finish wrong. I did tonight. Oh well. Yeah. It's been like I've been looking at this for over seven hours and I just noticed. What do you mean I spelled finish wrong. No don't change it. I like fenced it. What do you mean what do you mean I spelled it right the whole time. Uh huh. Yeah completely. I liked it. No I liked it more than it was spelled wrong. I mean spelled correctly because it was never spelled wrong. I'm great at spelling. I'm very smart and intelligent. Well we all know that. Yeah exactly so I would never spell it wrong to start with.  I shouldn't have said anything. Lies you shouldn't have you really shouldn't have.   I'm a boss fight me. If I was a boss would you fight me. Probably because I think it'd be funny. I don't think I deserve to be fooled. You know. Well if you're an enemy. But I'm a friend. Well that doesn't make any sense. But I know.  Because I'm cool. The math is not mapping. The math doesn't need to math. It all makes sense in my head. Okay well that's the only place it makes sense Busty. Well that's the only place math makes sense as well. It doesn't make sense in real life. It only makes sense in people's sense. I just stopped being alive. What did you say. Math doesn't make sense. Fair enough. So yeah check mate. I still think I should be called Charles. But not Charles Stan. Stan. Yeah. Stan kind of. Then they could call me Stan the man with the plan. If I can still call you Stan the man. With the plan. My mom sits next to me all the time. And my name's not Stan. Oh I don't want to copy. Never mind. She's like that's a cool plan Stan. And like I don't. Oh my god I have to pick a new name.  A plagiarizer. I hardly know her. Dude if I were to plagiarize you would you appreciate it.  Dude I don't understand what the problem with plagiarizing is. Isn't it a form of like compliments. No. Saying like damn it's so good I'm gonna take it. Like isn't it just like getting paid an exposure. Oh I get that all the time. I do that all the time. Paid an exposure. Yeah. Crazy.  Think you are too.  Man this is devastating. Devostating. Just like don't. Just like your mom. Bro leave her out of this. No. She deserves to be in it. Like I was last night. Got him. You're just jealous probably. Of what? Your mom. I don't know bestie. Fair enough. Understandable. Someone has to be the first one to say or write something. So technically everything we say is plagiarism. Exactly. Exactly. Um oh I'm dead. I am stunned. Hey bestie um I'm dead. Yeah yeah. So you're gonna like kill? No. Are you like dead now? Probably. Wow that's crazy. You're still alive.  Oh my gosh. Yeah I know. Hopefully. Okay. I kind of forgot that I died. I was like just buy them there you know. Just drop me to flee also and then come back or? Yeah if you want to. I um. Make up your mind quickly because you've got 20 seconds. Wow you did it. Amazing. Cool. Wow. Wow cool. Wow yeah. Wow this is the start of a new fight. Yeah and they have no pips this time. Isn't that great? Wow this must be a bug. Yeah they just lost them all. They just lost all of their pips. Crazy. Don't worry. We died on this fight on death and fire as well. We fled after the minions. We killed them that one. We bought you what? Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Yummy. And meatball. Dude oh my gosh.  That's crazy. You've made it back before the 20 seconds ran out on your life. What? The timer? The button. Why? I'm so confused. Timer? No I don't know. I just work here man. Oh no. I just dropped my screw. You could say I have a screw loose now. Why were you holding the screw? Because it was on my desk and it has a little washer on it and it's fun to put the rounds. Don't worry I got it. I got it. I got it. I've been playing with the fidget cube. I don't have one. I'll get you. Dude I don't have one. I don't have one. Mine is black and green. You can have mine. Dude I'm cool. Did you know that? I'm cool. What's your washer and screwdriver? It's not a screwdriver. It's a screw. Whatever. Okay there's a difference. Driver drives in the screw. Okay screw is what it's getting drive and buy the screwdriver. Okay.  Exciting for her. I hope you would change it. Apart from thinking we need it at the same time. Well simply don't think. You're really good at that one so. I said eat. Yeah you said think and eat at the same time. Why do I need to blink? What does blinking have to do with it? You said think and eat at the same time. Yeah didn't you say blink? No I said think. I said don't think. You're really good at that one. Oh my gosh. I'm a bit mean sometimes. Yeah. That's how it be. No thoughts. Head empty. Empty. Just empty. Head empty. Head empty.   Make stuff.  When the little dudes don't die. Sedge. I feel like these guys shed a redding is a bit too high. Personally. Which is my opinion. Yeah. But we've got shed of lips now. So that's. You complain enough and you get it. This is how it works. Obviously. The ship and um. Tree of strife looks like an Aquila ship. Probably. Probably is. They probably just took assets from pirate. That's what they do most of the time. There's a lot of them at Novos. The whole of Puerto Nuevo is from Aquila. No joke. I'm from Aquila. You're from Aquila. Uh huh. No joke for real for real. No cap. Wow. Dude if I was a rocket ship would you would you would you would you. What I what. Would you hit your ride to go to the moon with me. That's pretty cool dude. That's pretty cool.  I love food. I do as well. You're making me hangy. I'm sorry. Let me forget. But we need to finish Novos. Novos takes priority. One two three oh three. Nice. Technically there wasn't hasn't been to Elios. I'm here before no they haven't. But still I know that it's taken from Aquila. From pirate. It's not that the wizard doesn't know it's that I know. And that's all that matters. Don't you best. It's just how it works. How it works. Right please die. This little penguin lady. Thank you bye bye get out of here.  The voices are. This red. Sark give him such a thrashing. Where is he. To the frame of mind. Oh my gosh we're nearly at the end. Isn't this scary. Terrified. You should be. This is spooky. Absolutely spooky. Right. Do you want to listen to dialogue the last bit. After we do the next dungeon though. Done before. Oh my gosh there's a girl called Alora here. There's Aurora and Alora. Double whammy. Double whammy wow. Aren't I lucky. Not one but two of you. Imagine that'd be like torture. That would be interesting that's for sure. Right hello. Okay so. Here's the plan. We do what we've been doing before. And PogChamp and one. Make sense to me. Thanks. I try really hard to make sense. To you. The first world ain't going to stop people from fighting though. It's just going to change where people fail. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly dude. I don't get this little man's. Plan is just like objectively bad. Like. Yeah it is. Manticore is just objectively bad. And decision making. And planning. Like it just is just bad. There's no actual plan. It's just just do the same thing. But like in a different place. Probably. And like that's not how it works. But it is how it works apparently. So. I don't know. I don't know. And he says he's a savior. Savior of what? He couldn't even save these nuts. Me personally I'm the savior of Wizard City. Me personally I'm the hero of Unicorn Lane. So. Checkmate. That's crazy. I'm a hero. I'm not a savior. I'm a hero. I don't have a savior complex. I have a hero complex. My character canonically is an is an armadon elite. So. Really. He's the problem. He's the bad guy. Probably.  Trust for real for real. Trust me. He can't be the savior of the first world if he never got there. True true true true true. We still don't have no idea what the first world looked like. Besides every spiral island connected. Exactly. Exactly. I have to say it's kind of cringe that the whole plot of the story now is just the first world. Like why are they so so sad that they need to bring back the first world? I don't understand this. I just don't understand at all. It's just strange to me. You know.  I'm gonna blade again. Just because it's got like nearly 5000 health. I don't want to risk that. Three rounds is better than five. In my opinion. Like we may have killed there. Probably not. But. You know. It's better to like just be more than have to wait another like three extra rounds. I don't understand why the evil is there in that spell. Like it just doesn't make really sense. It's just a bit. Or the whale. It's just weird. Well like I can understand the whale. But not the evil after the whale you know. Like it's either one or the other you know. It's not like both. You know like choose a lane. Are you an eye or are you a whale. Like you can't be both. You have to be one or the other spell. Okay you can't have two spells in one. Like sure you can have an eye spell that shoots lasers. Or you can have a whale that drops from the sky. You know you can't have both. It's just a bit weird. Imagine if you died though. I would never. No the Manticore. Not you. Dude if you died I would probably cry for a solid five minutes. That's crazy. Are you sure? Yeah I'm sure I would cry for at least five minutes. Wow I didn't know I was worth that much. At least five minutes of my time. I say after I've been talking to you for over eight hours now. Also want to let them be the first word just so they can see that it's not the paradise. I say true. True though. You know one thing that frustrates me. The heart sneaks to your name looks so pixelated.  Like it's fine from afar but when you're like up close it's not great. It's just not great. Like I feel like they have to be smaller or just way better in quality. You know. Okie dokie final boss time. Time for some dialogue. Dillon what do we need to know going into the final boss? What do we need to know for this? I'm gonna first fill up potions real quick. I did this well. Whoops excuse somehow. Did you double click on my name? Nope I did it once. Oh yeah sometimes that happens too. I'm at the Arcanum. Motion render lady dude. Dino's war. Dino's war at me. That's crazy. What do we need to know about the final fight Dillon? You'll get polymorphed into an ever version of the spell powers. I'm nervous. Cool and we don't get on polymorph we just have to use that. And those are the spells that we can use. I assume is that correct? So it doesn't matter what we pack. Flee we're not we're doing it legit. We're doing it legit at least once. They're supposed to give you required spellpips to use. Yeah. Yeah but does our deck not matter then? Yeah that's the question. We do our deck doesn't matter at all. Is it correct? If you're doing it legit. It's not like the headmaster fight where you get like unpolymorph later.  Okay so they do transform you back. I'll just carry what we normally do for bosses. Yeah let me put in an extra special. Let's do this. Let's do this three two one. Oh zero lovely let's go. I'm listening to dialogue over here by the way. There it is. A true living thing. Not fragments. Not splinters but real life. All life and magic at once and intertwined. Isn't it beautiful?  A immaterial after all your struggles and changes. And questions and explorations.  Both of you offer yourselves as sacrifice to feed the new Aeon. That is a gross looking thing. Wow this is kind of disgusting. Yeah it's a gross looking room that's for sure. Here we go. This will be. Devour them all. We're getting eaten. We're getting eaten. Dude I just got eaten. Gross. Become yourself. Pure life.   I don't know what half of these symbols. Okay what are you confused about? All of it. Yep but it's fine. Uh I'm gonna start damaging the penguin guy because he's got a lot of health. Not that that's a worry for our supreme strategy but he's got a lot of health. So what what what symbols are you like confused about? I will figure it out don't worry bestie. Describe it to me and I'll try and explain what it means. When you see the cards obviously. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. Right dear connight. Dear connight. So when do you normally flee if you're doing the flee strategy Dylan? Like how does that work? Not that we're doing that but like how does how does that work?  Right I guess that would be. Uh clear two shields for these shields on yourself. Mmm plus 30 myth trap sure. One of you would have to start with this. Oh my god I was gonna do that. That's crazy. You were gonna do this that gives a myth trap. Yeah well I know what that does. Okay cool I'm I'm proud. You should be. Thanks. Then the person that stayed would flee and come back. Okay and I assume that like gets rid of the polymorph. And he doesn't do another polymorph for a while. It's a polymorph on like a timer. Like X amount of rounds and then he will polymorph you back. I mean X amount of rounds and then he'll um polymorph you again. All of that would need to happen on the same exact round. Polymorph is 19 rounds. Okay and then after 19 rounds he polymorphs you back and then do get polymorph backing into a different form. Because there's like four different forms isn't there. They never polymorph again after the first time. Oh okay that's interesting. Interesting okay kill of a time um if enemy has a trap damage of a time. Okay let's just get some other perks like myth for instance for a bit. Yeah yeah um we'll just do this. Need to get some more things. Interesting okay interesting. What is this? I can't remove weaknesses to put dots on cool. That's epic. While you're in polymorph you have extra resist. So yeah I kind of assume because we're not really dying. Um except when the creature in the back hits you. Yeah the laser attack. Fair the laser attack. Lasers dude. Okay I see why playing is a good strategy. I see why playing is a good strategy. That makes sense. See why that's a good strategy. You're being stabbed.  Just kidding he's not stabbing you. He's just throwing a shock at you. I lied. He's just throwing a shock. I didn't get stabbed. Hmm other things do I need myth like fire. Let's get some life bits real quick. Some life school pippage. Because it drops you one. One 100% drop rate of course they're not. No they never would be. Yeah why would why would there be ever 100% drop rate. Yeah that removes anything from the game. Okay what is this? He birthed a name okay. Meatball. Floating cheeseball. He birthed a cheeseball. The molten cheeseball. You can spend 20 to 30 rounds of this and get trash. That's why most everyone uses flea trucks. Straight yeah. Yeah that makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense. Well what you could do is you could just pass for like 20 rounds or whatever.  When you get unpolymorphed. The chance of getting one specific item is like 2% assuming you get a drop. Yeah that makes sense. That makes sense. Isn't a beak I think that's what makes me the most uncomfortable. Yeah fear. Fear. Um what else do I need? Um get another life pip. Get another life pip and then we'll get some myth pips and some other pips and some cool things and some good stuff. It'll be great. You miss school drops? I don't. I don't I like getting every single drop from every single school. That's so much better. I don't have to farm on every single character. I can just farm on one and then transfer the drops over. I far prefer that. Far prefer that. Criblam. E3. Oh my gosh nice. How many dots he has? Yeah he's a lot of dots. Here's what you would say. Dotty. So true best. You only like death so you're biased. Yeah that's fear. But if you're like if you have multiple high level characters and you're trying to farm for all of this gear. It's just so much easier to just do it on one character and then get all the gear for the rest of the characters is what well you're doing it. Yeah exactly. Dylan Rainbow Gin. Who the heck is that? Is this Dylan Storm? Dylan is this your storm? He's offline. Was that your storm Dylan? No. Who's Dylan Rainbow Gin?   Let's get a myth pip first. So many dots. All the dots. Every dot ever. And your storm has elegance, stitch, fear. Every single dot. All of them. Oh one down. Two down. No. Just one down. Wham. So many dots. Okay frozen armor. Cute. Cute. With either a stop Or astrology one there. So much damage. So much damage. Let's do this. J. Don't eat. J don't eat moment a few days ago you snug that. You're over mission 36. It's a very cool. Really, very cool. very very cool gin dude that did a lot holy moly yeah it got extra if he had dots on yeah well he's got some dots on dude he did have a couple he's got some dots on I'm just trying not to discard so much because I don't know how many cards we have yeah and what happens if we like run out of cards I don't think I will but what happens we do oh my gosh new balance fell gained a life but wow when you meet the criteria they're supposed to a lot yeah they do they do I was just trying to meet the criteria um don't want that what do you need do you need dots or something I don't know what's happening you don't know what's happening you just look at card read hieroglyphics and then I can't read I'm a literate fair enough fair enough oh show are mine but your shouts yeah yeah fair enough this is a red blood that what the heck red blood that can't hear you red blood that can't hurt you it doesn't exist also red blood that exists gives you a plus trap all right the shouts are mine mine mine he is cute nice heel blood this is very worth it very beneficial super beneficial and the Marley bone dog form one of the steel blades cards I called that my mind yeah I saw that I saw that when I was looking it's quite cool let's do ice it's getting nice well that's pippy I spit I need to get a shield on me but that's fine it's got a yoink it I know I need the car I had it and I discovered it because there was no shields off anywhere yeah and now they've got shields off so yeah nice Amanda oh my gosh this guy's gonna be dead we're gonna kill one of them yeah epic dog cool yeah I'm technically wearing him down bit by bit yeah with all of the dots that means just the dot the dot the dot lover lover of dots well I guess I can hit I'm just gonna dot him again yeah that would be good because I can use a spell that can use dots actually I need a show don't worry don't worry I'll cast it on someone else who has a shield this is not gonna do major damage but hey it's is fine it'll do a little bit a little bit of damage about it exactly just slowly killing them that didn't actually a lot of damage it wasn't a lot much holy moly holy moly holy moly what the heck I think that guy's gonna die I think so too me thinks he's dead me thinks he's very dead it's got like one more round I think so I think so we should probably start going for the guy who has the next most health I guess okay once that guy dies of course unless it's the monkey's done because he's the one that counts as possible so we should just save off until we know we don't need to play that makes sense who's the next healthiest 17,000 so yeah it'll be the dog burn the dog I burned the dog penguin might need like one more I feel cuz I don't think okay I'll do it next I just don't think that the thoughts are gonna kill him quite enough to blame look I can do this too you're proud of me I got yeah hi Shuei welcome how are you kablam I did so good wow look at me go look at me go I'm so good she may die next round you know he might die extra doing like 300 so maybe I think you should because he's only got a small amount of health small amount of health kablam blades so many blades dude yeah he should die okay let's see what this does I don't know what this is gonna do but we'll find out in the second whatever that's fine my brain mm-hmm plus 40% heel nice only nine rounds left in polymorph epic yikes this one we can just go back and then do the regular straight so it's fine you don't have to finish it in nine rounds it's just not I just mean it's it's already been that many rounds yeah yeah it take a while that's for sure yikes that's fine is fine is fine probably probably maybe yeah he'll die you will die hitting the dog right yeah I'll do it possibly a good hit if we can he's got dogs so yeah I can do a good hit next round probably if I get a myth that is if I get a myth that I can do it that would be cool would be very cool oof that was a good hit nice nice nice right he's dead think we know did lovely yay one down three to go one less guy we have to blast off well it's true we won't have to blast off it is it also was funny it was roar xD okay are you doing the faith in your age yeah I'll do that too okay sounds good that'd be that big money it would do big damage big damn damn it'll be great this is the first one I've gotten of these 2,700 eyes your mastery of magic won't save you I'm back to normal dude I'm me again are you jealous yeah I'm still just a little guy you are but I'm in I'm a I'm a normal dude dude I'm a normal dude oh my gosh you're normal as well oh my gosh excite now I have all these useless pepsi we can still use them for fire spells they're not exactly useless per se but they're just not necessary when one boss is dead you have a chance to get turned back okay that makes sense that makes sense right okay blast off time blast off straight time let's go I am slowly dying though which is not great plus we don't have as much resist anymore yeah I just need to shut up it then everything should be good hopefully maybe probably most likely yep pump pump pump pump pump enough monkey business exactly no more monkey business don't hit me I'm so small you just put on head a little guy in glasses he would he did what in fact had a little guy in glasses okay this man's will hit a little guy as well this is gonna do a lot of damage not quite not equate I could shut up that's cool I don't mind is so bad is okay I'm alive for a little bit so it's fine is fine well there's your heel gone at least you got a heel I didn't get a single heel in there yeah so that's lucky for you what's funny is your monkey rose fire damage to true true true true true true true true true very true that hurt that hurted that hurted me I'm just gonna blast off yep have fun 25% damage actually I'm gonna wait one I'm gonna wait long term two turns maybe I'm gonna blast off hopefully I don't die though hopefully I don't die I put up a frenzy I put up a frenzy and then I'll do it that's what I do frenzy could kill me but we're gonna do it anyway we're gonna do it anyway okay this shields oh my gosh oh my go shields galore okay what's your shed rating like put up a frenzy then I'll hit and then I'll try and blade up for another one I might die though but we'll see you're so silly haha haha I'll try not to do it I'll try not to die I can't promise anything though how many health are you oh okay I just realized yeah you can stream snipe me I can't stream snipe you but you can stream snipe me that's for sure okay I'm an 86 now okay so you're going up 20 so you may be able to have one next round maybe if not it will be the round after which is fine yeah that'll still be a detonate which is fine I love this strategy though this blast off raging bull strategy I think has actually come in clutch yeah I think honestly if we didn't have the strategy we would be kind of be failing a little bit more than we did personally yeah because we don't have high ps so the fact that you can get off most of the shields with one hit and then I can come in with a big like detonate hit is kind of nice is kind of nice that should kill all of them once they didn't add which is great I love this strat what do what do you guys think of the strat I think the strat the whole blast off then raging bull combo is like fantastic I think it is brilliant really really brilliant something that I never thought would actually ever I would do but it's cool because we get to use blast off which no one uses and you still get to use raging but what you love so that's the both worlds really shows the power fire exactly man exactly I'm gonna die yeah yeah I am I'm dead I'm dead dude I'm dead roar xt don't die I died I'm dead it's over oh god you're alive I'm gonna play and come back real quick okay okay you still didn't know oh my 88 it went up like 2% 2% X yeah hi that was how I didn't need a user reshuffle crazy really strategy really big brain strategies okay I'm back don't worry I got this come back hi how's it going oh just almost dying fair fair point me too sometimes me right now you're right now yeah yeah also in the same round though luckily we got him back what I'm gonna die it's okay if you die just fling come back easy clap easy clap I'm very much alive so you can play come back now what a nice guy very much dead just as well we died in different rounds BRB bestie okay if you insist if you would have fled well still more than didn't join same round you would have been in the form hi did you miss me I did I'm glad you're back yeah I felt really bad about like leaving yeah yeah I guess I think we're killing I think we're killing so I think the dog didn't ate now and it should kill goodbye goodbye and please kill yeah epic epic epic epic epic epic oh it just melts I have to say there's nothing most satisfying them sing I'm saying the um oh he just ate him oh my gosh I've seen enough hello penguin be careful don't get pulled in by the penguin use masterpiece to craft the tail one is the tail one the um the thingy the ice thingy that I got the what was it yeah what are the ears called this tail on the abstract aon is that that is that tier one aon okay cool yeah there's a sword I got the ice sword I got the nice right I'm listening to dialogue it is too much wizard your world has too many judgments too many contradictions everybody values good no one agrees on what it is just that their rivals aren't it bad actors pretend to be good to justify acts of evil all of them see me as a prize to be exploited not a friend to be included and I can't do it anymore I can't be everything I can't be part of and everything that seems poised to destroy itself I think I must accept what I truly am I am nothing and then nothing rejects the everything we we maybe right now all I care about is the mousse what's became of him what do you mean does I reject it us yes what does that mean precisely he can't just reject us no no he must be made to clarify return to the frame of mind and new vikorgia and demand answers dude just chill dude oh my gosh I can upgrade the bullman I upgraded my fire spell exciting are you jealous yeah that's pretty that's pretty definitive honestly do you need more but the devil just happened the bridges have changed perhaps the world spirit has rejected us is he becoming nothing again a black hole avoid right in the center of the spiral to such voids not hunger do they not consume everything wizard what did you say to him you took our bananas and steel you took the penguin's fish you've been convincing him to deny us this whole time indeed you've tried to discourage our occupations since this began now you've turned Darzine against us you must be made to hey I think it's working speak here no not with your mind use words whatever with it then they need you in the wizard is fleeing they won't get far you hear me wizard there is nowhere in this spiral you can run you and this time will pay for denying us you know I kind of see the whole villainy thing now this is great I kind of see it I kind of see it the turns of table we see I can boom Zander my beloved where for art though hello buddy no need to explain wizard I know what's happening in his fear and confusion Darzine is reverting to something safe and familiar his true form but while that form is safe to him to others it is a threat one they will seek to eliminate a war is brewing between the noble and the unknown one side blames you one side is shut you out yet you must reach Darzine before he acts rashly and the conflict becomes unstoppable there is only one place I know where his mental defenses may be circumvented a plane beyond the borders of reality dreams but to navigate this unseen wilderness you will need a guide for that I ask you smart to reach out to an old friend I believe you've met hello again wizard it is time to prepare once more for a journey into the strange and forgotten the wild and the perilous it is time we go to walleroo whoa very exciting we did it whoa epic walleroo finally I can't believe we're actually going to walleroo I thought they were tricking us the whole time we would never get there but we're doing it we're going to walleroo I'm so excited about that oh that'll be exciting we did it oh my gosh Sandhya goes back I kind of assumed he would be he seems way too knowledgeable of these sort of things to not be coming back yeah I'm assuming I think we're going to see Mallory again I think Mallory is going to come back as well personally because I feel like we kind of gonna do the same stuff as we did with Mallory and the astral plane but in like a more bigger scale I feel like that's what's gonna happen but yeah very exciting walleroo we did it I can't believe it man that was only eight and nearly nine hours under nine hours not too bad not too bad at all where the flip did Mallory go she's at Ravenwood she's studying at Ravenwood she's a life wizard in the Ravenwood so I'm feeling like we're gonna meet Mallory again she's gonna come on an adventure to walleroo with us it'll be great and cool and good and we will forgive Mallory for everything that she's done yeah yeah kind of a forgettable character yes Mallory yes Mallory forgettable character for sure definitely hundred percent guaranteed yep anyway that is where we're gonna end off for today I hope you enjoyed we've done it we've completed completed the world of Novis very cool very exciting we've got so many badges so many badges but yeah that is it I hope you enjoyed thank you for watching smash like subscribe this will be going up on the second channel as of tomorrow so yeah thank you for watching and as always remember to craft outside the box