in Schumacher, Citadel Defense, and today I want to talk about why practice speed reloads. I've done some reading a little bit recently and taken some classes and done some thinking and obviously the goal is at the end of the day, tactically, to never have to actually do a speed reload, right? To be on your game enough that you're able to attack reload when you can and top your gun off when you can to not run out of bullets, right? In an actual gunfight, you obviously never want to go to slide lock. Additionally, as a civilian, your chances of going to slide lock, running your gun dry in a self-defense encounter are infinitesimally small. They are incredibly, incredibly low, right? It just does not happen that often that civilians in defending their own life run their gun dry to go to slide lock. It does happen from time to time, but it is rare. It is super rare. So why should we practice speed reloads? One of the arguments I've heard is that you have to reload your gun anyway during shooting, so you might as well practice it the right way. And I think that's true. Yeah, you might as well, right? Why not? It's a wasted opportunity otherwise. But I spend a lot of time practicing my reloads. And I'm sure some of you out there do as well. And I think we should. I think it's a good thing to be very well versed with reloading your gun in a hurry. But why, right? If we're all just submitted, it's not that often that it happens. And tactically, we don't ever want to get there. Why do we do it? And I would argue the biggest reason for practicing speed reloads is not necessarily because it actually might happen to you, but because I it is a competence and confidence builder with your handgun. I have never met anybody. I have never seen anybody who is really good at their speed reloads, who sucks at everything else and shooting, right? I just haven't met that guy. Can't hit a dang thing. But boom, they got that reload. I've just never met that person. I've never seen that person shoot. It just hasn't happened, right? The people who are really good at their speed reloads are really good at the other stuff of shooting. Now, does that magically mean that, oh, if I just practice my speed reloads, I'm magically better at the rest of shooting? No, absolutely not. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that when you put those people that tend to put that kind of dedication to their speed reloads, also put that kind of dedication into the rest of their shooting, right? It's a marker of someone who really takes running their gun seriously, right? Someone who knows how to reload their pistol smoothly, quickly, efficiently is going to be pretty competent at the rest of shooting because they put that same kind of dedication to the rest of the shooting. So we practice speed reloads because it is going to make you supremely confident and hopefully translate over to competent with your gun, right? When you know how to really run that gun and work that speed reload, right, and you're just slamming it in there and going, you, that is going to give you a certain amount of confidence with your guns. And especially new shooters, I found that often there are two types of people coming to shooting and they're new, right? They're people whose confidence is through the roof. I put them up the three-yard line and say, okay, we're gonna start shooting. They're like, come on, like this is super close, and then they can't hit a thing, right? Or there's people who can hit it, but they're still really nervous about the gun, it's going bang and all this other stuff. And when we start to work both of those people and get them really good on those speed reloads, their overall actual, real confidence of actual skill level rises. And that's what I want.  I want them to feel like they know their way around their gun.  And I don't know anything that accomplishes that more effectively than practicing speed reloads and being really good at speed reloads.   That's what we want. I want that supreme, not an inflated confidence, but a genuine, real confidence in our gun. So I would argue, look, if you don't practice your speed reloads, if you're not very good at your speed reloads, if you don't spend time dry firing on your speed reloads, then I think you should do that, right? We should all practice our speed reloads more until they are just butter smooth. That is the goal, have them just butter smooth. And when you reach that point, when you feel like, man, it's just way smoother than it used to be for me, your confidence with your handgun is going to increase.  So practice your speed reloads. That's why we practice them, that's why I teach them, that's why I really want people to be good at them because I want them to be confident and competent with their handgun. And like I said, I've just never met the guy or girl who's good at speed reloads, but sucks at the rest of shooting. Do brave deeds and endure.


Welcome, everyone, to the next episode of Search Off the Record, a podcast from the Search Relations team here at Google. Our plan is to talk a bit about what's happening at Google Search, how things are working behind the scenes, and I don't know, maybe have some fun along the way. My name is John Mueller. I'm a webmaster trends analyst or search advocate here at Google. I work together with the Search Relations team here. I'm joined today by Martin and Gary. Hi, E. Morning. Ooh, all right. Gary, do you want to take us off? Why it's always me? Because reasons. It's always me.  Is that a hot swap? Thanks, Martin. You're welcome. That cheered me up so much. Anyway, I wanted to talk a little bit about feedbacks. Lizzie and I, busy as in our tech writer, we are processing feedback and also the translations for the Dev side, developers.google.com. Search. And we got tons of great feedback that was actionable. You can think of translation quality, for example, where people were pointing out that we were switching between the different tones of German, like formal or informal. And we were doing some really weird things in Japanese as well. And the feedback, in general, it's really, really great. But then some people leave feedback in the form of, well, some things are just rents about something completely unrelated to the article. And they come through to us. And sometimes we read them. And, well, they are not useful. We can't really do anything about them. And another category is where people are asking for help about something. So for example, just today, I had to wake up at 6 AM for reasons that are beyond me. And I was processing some feedback. And there was this person who had their email account suspended for some reason. And I would love to help, but I really can't with that. I can't even respond to these feedbacks, which is probably a good thing for the person filing the feedback. So if you have, in general, something about the documentation itself, if you could leave feedback about that, that would be great. Otherwise, we can't really do much. On the bright side, sometimes it also gives us lots of great points to think about. For example, we noticed that we got lots of feedback from bloggers, let's say, people who are not developers. And they were commenting that we sent them, for example, structured data messages, that something is wrong with their structured data. And they can't do anything about it. They don't know what to do about it, because they just installed, for example, a plugin. And the plugin generates the structured data for them. And that prompted us to think about, how can we help also those people? And John started an internal thread, which somehow ended up, I think, a little derailed. But then I just jumped over Twitter and asked people for some help, I guess. And we'll see where that goes. But thank you for filing feedback. Thank you for filing feedback in multiple languages, because it's been really, really, really helpful. And just think about how you leave feedback and about what, because really, we can't help with absolutely everything. So where should people go for things like their Gmail account? We have specialized forums for most products, I think. And those forums are filled with people who are insanely helpful. We used to call them top contributors, but I don't have any idea what we call them nowadays. Product experts. Product experts, OK. They are insanely helpful. And they can point people in the right direction. And ideally, those who have problems with our products, they would just go to the forums and ask for help there. I think, generally speaking, it's a good idea to give us feedback. And I'm really happy that you bring this up, because I know that from the outside, sometimes it feels like talking into the void. I don't think we are able to give a response back. So I think when people are writing actionable feedback on our documentation or on Search Console or something like that, it's invaluable to have this feedback. And a lot of changes are happening because of this feedback, even though it might not necessarily look like that from the outside, right? It's actually funny, because apparently there is a setting somewhere buried that would enable us to respond to feedback. But when Lizzie found it and she was saying that, oh, my God, can you imagine Gary replying to these feedback? I lulled. Fair enough. Yeah, I'm not sure if people would want that. I think there's some kind of feedback where it's useful to be able to let them know and to kind of inform them that, oh, we read this and we totally agree. We fixed this issue. We tried to improve the documentation in that way. That's something that I see, for example, from the Google Maps team. I think they do that really well, where if you submit feedback and say, oh, actually, this road is closed or something like that, then they'll send you an email back over time and say, hey, we saw your feedback. We fixed it. And I think that kind of helps to encourage other people to submit more feedback and kind of keep things going. Because it's kind of important to us that our documentation, the help that we provide, is useful to people. So if people are confused or people don't find it as useful as it should be, it's really helpful to know. We can't kind of read that from people's mind. True, yeah. Yeah, and this is like the black hole kind of character of the feedback.  And like six months later, a feature is rolled out that implements what you have been sending feedback about might not feel very encouraging. So I think it's a good opportunity for us to say thank you to everyone who provides feedback. We do take it into account. And it does matter a lot to us, especially on the docs. Yeah. Talking about black holes, maybe we should talk about JavaScript in search. What do you think, Martin? Oh, my. What an elegant segue into the thing that happened recently. John, you will get a cookie for this. Ooh, Gary's cookies are fantastic. I'm now slightly jealous. So one Lee renders free webinar recently. There's a recording of it on YouTube as well, where they invited me to talk a little bit more about rendering SEO. That's how they try to talk about specifics in rendering when JavaScript is involved. So it's not just JavaScript SEO, but they are really like focusing on rendering. And after that webinar, I got a question on Twitter as well regarding like, should we split our JavaScript into multiple smaller files, or should we bundle them together in one large file? And that was an interesting conversation, because the answer is kind of weird, because the answer is bundle it up and then split it. So what is bundling JavaScript? Is like, put it in a zip file? Not really. It's more like merging all the files together. So if you have a library and then you have code that uses that library 20,000 years ago, you would basically just have the library in one script tag and then have another script tag for the code that uses that library. But that makes a lot of HTTP requests and the number of HTTP requests is limited that you can do at the same time in the browsers. So people were like, hmm, maybe we should just like make one file where we put the library first and then the actual application JavaScript that we write. And so people are using these bundlers.  Parcel and so on and so forth. That basically just puts all the JavaScript that you write from the different files that you create into one big file. And that's usually referred to as a bundle. Okay, so it's not something you manually do. You kind of run it through a script and then it creates one big JavaScript file from that. Yeah, and usually also it's like, you can do it manually, but then you're kind of like wasting your time because there's fantastic tools that do this. And these tools also do other things like shorten the variable names that it's less bytes on the wire and remove code that is never used and all this kind of stuff.  Is that something that complicated sites need to use? It's like, I sometimes write JavaScript as well but it's, I don't know, maybe two pages of code. Should I run it through one of these tools as well? Or is that more like if you're creating a really complex JavaScript applet? I think it is more for people who use frameworks and libraries a lot.  But if you're using a framework like React, Angular, Vue, there's so much code involved that these bundling tools are definitely helpful. Cool, yeah. And the oddity is that, so while I say that and it's an accepted best practice to bundle all these things in one big file, it comes with a downside, which is that if I have a huge application with lots of different views, like, I don't know, a blog and then I have an e-commerce part of my website and then maybe I have like a login accounts page or something like that or an order dashboard or whatever. If I have all the code to power all this content in one huge JavaScript file, that means that if any of these parts change, the entire cache is invalid and we have to like re-download everything. And also if I just come for the blog, then why would I download like an order page or a card system or account system? So you download a lot of stuff that you don't need. So that's why the recommendation is to bundle things up but then split them according to the content that people might visit specifically so that you separate the different parts of your page code-wise. Okay, that sounds pretty complex. Yeah, it's called code splitting or splitting if you ask me, obviously. You didn't. I did, I did. It's such an original joke. No one ever toys with my name like that. So I had to do it, I guess. I literally Facebook. You're welcome. What can I say except you're welcome? So yeah, a bunch of these tools that are bundling have options to specify how you wanna split your bundle as well. So for instance, you can say, oh, this is code that every page needs. It's kind of like the boilerplate or the runtime or whatever you wanna call it. And then you create one JavaScript file that contains this boilerplate because the boilerplate probably doesn't change very often. So you can keep that cached forever basically. And then you have only the code for each specific page or view separated into different bundles. So there are options and there are tools that help you with this but if you wanna do that manually, that's really, really hard to do. Do you think this is something that someone like an SEO should do afterwards or does the developer need to do this? I think it's something that an SEO should make developers aware of because not every developer is aware of this. As I said, like the old established best practice that still is somewhat valid is to bundle everything in one file. Now it's like bundle it up in multiple files but make that a reasonable bundling. And I think it's not something that the SEO needs to do afterwards. It's better if the developer does this while developing the site because it's usually embedded in the developer tools how you can split these things. And it might require some changes in the way that the code is written. So definitely make your developers aware of that. Is there a simple way that an SEO could recognize this? Like if you look at, I don't know at a waterfall diagram, would that be obvious that you need to bundle the code or you need to split the code? So I think if you are seeing your website downloading like 20 different pieces of JavaScript or like 30, 40 pieces of JavaScript that's the case where there is no bundling and you should definitely think about bundling this because that's a lot of requests and it's kind of pointless to have all these requests separate. If you see one request that keeps repeating every page you visit, like an app.js or like a main.js or something like, or bundle.js is a classic and you know that the website is very large and has lots of different pages then that's a hint that you probably wanna split your bundle, especially if this bundle is like multiple megabytes. If you have like an bundle.js or an app.js that is like five megabytes then that's a very clear candidate for splitting the bundle up into smaller chunks. Sounds cool, okay. I will test some of the web pages that I access to see if I can figure something like that out. I can't help them to fix a problem but it seems like something that you should be able to try out on random websites that you visit and kind of see if you could recognize this as kind of I don't know, an exercise. Yeah, and it's just something that is nice for the user and easier for us also to deal with caching-wise but it's not like a ranking factor or anything like that. It's not, we are not looking at this. It doesn't necessarily help you with the core web vitals or something. So it's not directly impacting your ranking or anything but it is just a helpful thing to do. Okay, speaking of ranking factors. Oh dear, please don't tell me JavaScript is a ranking factor. I don't know, JavaScript can be a ranking factor? Sure, why not? Uh-oh, uh-oh. Well, okay. It's kind of a tricky topic in that I see people write about this all the time externally. I see us using that as well. We use it when we talked about the page experience benchmark where we said this would be a ranking factor and then obviously the next question from everyone is like, well, how strong of a ranking factor is it? Do I have to like throw away my website and just make a fast empty page instead? And obviously that doesn't make any sense either. So I think there are two mental models I have when it comes to ranking factors in general. On the one hand, search is not a science. I think that's really important to keep in mind in the sense that there is no absolute truth out there with regards to which page should be ranking for which query. But rather these are things that can change over time. These are things where people are working on it to keep improving things and sometimes you can have discussions with smart people about which of these pages should be ranking first or if we have two very similar pages should they be both ranking or should only one of them be ranking? Like those are like very, I don't know, interesting discussions to have but it's all based on kind of, I don't know, opinions and kind of ambiguous information that you have from the web. So that's kind of the one thing. And the other thing is that there's so many different ways to reach a final result in search. It's not that every site has to do the same thing. So I use a mental model of something like a neural network which is not how we would do this in search but it kind of helps me in that we take the query that a user has and we try to understand it and split it up into lots of small parts and these small kind of signals that we have from what the user is looking for they go through this big network where different knots along the way kind of let the individual parts pass or they kind of reroute them a little bit. And in the end, we come up with a simple ranking for the different web pages for that kind of a query. And when you have this kind of a network there are lots of different paths that could lead through that network that end up with the same result. So it's not that every site has to do the same thing but rather there are multiple ways to get there. And you don't have to blindly follow just one ranking factor to get to the end result and it's also not the case that any particular kind of factor within this big network is the one deciding factor or that you can say that this factor plays a 10% role because maybe for some sites, for some queries it doesn't play a role at all and maybe for other sites, for other queries it's the deciding factor. It's really hard to say kind of how to keep those together. So this kind of big network thing also changes over time of course as we try to improve our search results and essentially we try to optimize how we understand the query. We try to optimize how we understand kind of the routing between the query and the search results. And these kind of changes take place all the time and the best way for a website to kind of remain in a stable position, which is not guaranteed at all is really to make sure that you have a wide variety of different factors that you work on and kind of to keep this diversity of your website upright. So similar to how you might want to improve diversity in a team to get different viewpoints that's the same thing that you'd want to see on the website so that regardless of how things are routed through this network to find the search results we can understand that this website is relevant in different ways and all of these add up into kind of telling us that it's actually relevant for a particular query. So that's all to kind of say that it's really, really hard to take any particular element and say this has such and such an effect on the search results. And similarly it's pretty much impossible to kind of go from the other way around and say, well, looking at the search results I can tell that this particular search results factor is disimportant or more important than this other factor because it's really not the case that you can kind of route things backward and say, well, looking forward it goes like this and looking backward it's exactly the same route because there's just so many different ways to get to the end result. So that's kind of my short monologue on ranking factors. I think it's worthwhile to keep in mind that when you talk about ranking factors externally there are lots of different ways to get there and it's not something that you can just kind of deduce into one specific element or kind of simplify into an ordered list of elements that you need to check off but rather you need to make sure that your website is good in a variety of different ways and don't just blindly focus on one particular element and then try to make that element look natural so that it's like, hopefully the algorithms won't think that I'm trying to do something sneaky here but instead just make sure that everything is kind of natural. Do we have hundreds of ranking signals by any chance? We have lots of them. I don't know how you would count them because it feels like things like how we sort strings is essentially a ranking factor, right? What? No, it's like all of these different algorithms that play a role in the final result is like, how do you even count them? That's a good question. I think it's 420. 420, okay. Just because of the 420 joke? Did you literally just make a 420 joke? Maybe. I would never joke about this. Come on, Martin. Seriously? We should count those ranking factors now but I really have no idea how you would count them and like how you would even kind of like split them up. On the other hand, what I think is really neat is when people externally try to understand search and they try to figure out how search might be working, kind of to look behind kind of the bigger picture and try to figure out what kind of algorithms might be playing a role here, how can I understand how search engines work because there is technology behind all of this. It's not like a magic box where you just drop things in and things come out. It's essentially something that people can code and you can learn how to code and you can learn how to make search engines. It's not something that you should ignore completely. So I think this is an important point. You say like, yeah, you can code this and you can understand how it works but I guess ultimately the goal of search engines is to show the most relevant and useful content for users to the users searching for something. So how does that work? Do we know exactly how we need to rank or like how do we, how to do this or is this something that is emerging or how does that work? I mean, it's something that we have to keep working on. Kind of like I said, it's not like a science where you can say this is the absolute correct answer and everything else is wrong but rather you could discuss that maybe this is the best answer or something else is the best answer. It might be today this is the best answer but maybe next week or next month we discover well, actually we should have been looking at it differently. Maybe something else is the best answer. And obviously there is some things where there is a scientific answer. Like if you ask like, what is two plus two? The answer is obviously 4.001 when it comes to computers or maybe it's just four, I don't know but a lot of things really don't have absolute answers. And this changes over time fairly quickly as well where maybe if you're looking for a vacation destination you'd like to find some general information about that destination but if suddenly that vacation destination is in the news then probably you want to see something different when you search for that location. I mean, I don't know who's going on vacation nowadays but at some point we'll be able to go on vacation again. So that'll be relevant then I'm sure. I just shed a tear. Oh, I want vacation. There will be vacations again at some point. Anyway, I would also like to add there that we also take quite a bit of user voice into shaping the algorithm because when we evaluate new launches then it is tested first on humans pretty much all the launches be that live experiments where actual users are getting the new algorithm or piece of the algorithm into their search results and they can see different results, differently sorted results. And then we look at things like clicks like how they reacted to the new results to understand whether the launch is good or bad. And then we also have raters, humans who would leave us feedback on side-by-sides to help us understand what went well and what went wrong with a specific potential improvement. And I think tracking ranking is also pretty weird and tricky for people externally because even if your website continues to be fantastic other websites might come into the web that have better information or more up-to-date information for something and then you just don't rank us high anymore. That doesn't say anything about your website specifically. It just says something about both how we are thinking about ranking as it comes to the different ranking factors as well as the web moving. That's just something that happens. I think that's definitely something that comes into play every now and then as well. On the one hand, our algorithms change. On the other hand, user expectations change. Some of that might be reflected in the algorithms directly. And then of course, all the other websites on the web are kind of in the same pool. And sometimes it makes sense to show some of them more frequently. Sometimes it makes sense to show your site more frequently if we think that it's more relevant for users. And I think another tricky aspect there is that sometimes there is just a lot more than just pure relevance when it comes to ranking. In particular, factors like, I don't know, HTTPS or speed are things where we can say, well, technically these sites are just as relevant to users. But we think this one provides a better user experience or maybe we feel this one makes it easier to kind of view the actual content. And maybe it makes sense to show that one a little bit higher. So these are all kind of small subtle things that also play a role in there. And in some cases, maybe they don't play a big role in other places. Maybe they do play a significant role in which of the results we show first in the search results. Interesting. Yeah. Fun stuff. OK. Well, that's I think my kind of monologue all about ranking factors and things. I do wish that people continue to stay curious about these things. But it is also worth taking them with a grain of salt to think about, well, actually there is a lot more involved rather than just one factor that you should be focusing on or one element that you should be using as feedback to send to Google and say, well, my website is faster than this other one. Therefore it should be ranking first. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Fun times. Fun times. Yeah. I don't know. Talking about fun times. How is the video recording going, Martin? Oh my. Oh my. So with like not all of us, but like some of us have been sent this bunch of kit for recording videos from home because where the studios are closed, which is super sad, but it makes sense that we are like producing video content from home now. So there's Web Dev Live is an online event full of prerecorded talks that are being like put on YouTube with live Q&A with the speakers and super cool ideas, super cool content concept. We do the same thing with the Webmaster conference lightning talks. We do record these videos continuously. We have recorded some before the lockdown and some are recording now. And yeah, it has been interesting to assemble the kit. Like there's so much stuff that you need to screw together and then like put in the right position. And then we have been like chasing around our apartments to find the right spot to film so that it looks nice, but not too noisy. And ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. So that took quite a while. And then we record it. And then I am used to recordings and I do enjoy them. And I'm normally like one or two takes for a thing, but not anymore. We recently recorded a few things from home and it took me quite a while. First, I was misconfiguring the teleprompter and then the light was changing because there were clouds and I don't know, John, your recording videos from home as well, how was the experience for you? I think it went perfect as I just had one take and we were done in like 10 minutes. I don't know, Martin.  No, actually, it did take quite a bit of time. So finding the right position and moving things around so that it looks kind of reasonable. I mean, it just takes time and getting the lighting in a way that makes sense, that takes time. And of course, we're not in a studio, but rather at home. So it's like the rest of the family is out and about doing things. I think for one part of the recording, we had random noises from the kitchen all the time, which is well, kind of understandable. Like you have school and kids have to get something to eat in between. So like you have to do something quietly in the kitchen, but all of these small distractions just make it a little bit harder, I guess. But I think overall it's been interesting. You have a lot more appreciation for the team that's usually involved with recordings where it's like, usually it's like your job is just to speak some text and kind of look reasonable into the camera. And now it's like all of these small parts that have to play in together. And it's like, oh, is it color right? Is it sound the right level? All of these small things where it's really, like there's just so many fantastic people that are involved in these recordings. And we had a beautifully shared moment in one of the recordings where there were garbage trucks backing up into back alleys in three different locations at the exact same time. That was hilarious.  And then one of the producers was like, oh, wait a minute, that's actually, that's on my end, like this is happening here. I'm like, no, no, it's also happening here. And then the third person in the call is like, no, no, this is also happening here as well, actually. And that was kind of interesting. That was funny. Yeah. I mean, ultimately we try to make these as clean as possible, but it's not a sterile environment. It's like we work from home and try to get things right. I think it makes them even more personable, right? It's like, oh yeah, they are at home as well. Look at that. It'll be fun to look back at these after a couple of years when everything settles down. I mean, hopefully it doesn't take a couple of years, but at some point it'll be settled down and kind of see how things were back then. Maybe we should just document it more. And it's all the anecdotes. Anna, our producer, when we were trying to find the right place was like super picky. The bookshelf was too much like clutter in the background, visual clutter. And then my walls were white and boring so we couldn't use these. And she was quite picky. It took us quite a while, but it was good. I think this, as you say, it makes you appreciate the effort even more. Yeah. Cool. Well, I...  I have one very important thing to say. Well, actually, two. One, John, your hair is back. I'm so disappointed. It happens. I don't know. It's like, I took it all out and then it came back. I think you should dye it. Dye it? Wait, what? Oh, I misheard that sentence because I'm like, wow, Gary, that's rude. Dying hair, rude. How about you, Mark? And you look like a... Careful. Something PG-13 unicorn that fell into Unicorn Lake. Yes, precisely what happened.  Do you have a user agent? I do have a user agent. That's perfect. Wow. Wait, you actually have a user agent? Yes. Like you modified your browser's user agent? Actually, yes. Fun story.   And because I was traveling so much recently in the last couple of years, he couldn't pinpoint it down because the requests were coming from all over the place.  That's amazing. I love it. I should do that. Definitely. I should just put Gary as user agent. Just put Internet Explorer 4.5. Oh my gosh, that's terrible. I actually wonder how the web would break for me if I modified my user agent to just be Gary. I think you should try it out. Yes, no. I should try it out. And if you don't see anything break, then you should color your hair. I will not do that. I promise you that. Oh. Okay. All right. Well, in that case, looking forward to seeing Gary in my server logs. All right. Well, thanks for listening, everyone. I hope you found this episode insightful. And if you did, let us know in the comments, ideally on Twitter, so that we can see kind of where we could improve, what we could change, how things are working for you as well. And of course, like and subscribe, as always, like you do with these podcasts or YouTube videos. I don't know. Now I'm confused. But let us know. All right. Thanks for joining us and hope to talk to you, I guess in the future at some point. Bye. Bye. Have a day. Have a day.


What is going on guys welcome back to the channel, and I appreciate you being here today We're going to finish off what I need to get Complete elements for my hunter titan and warlock ain't created yet from iron banner now I've got the helmet which I think was 25 wins which took me since Basically came last Tuesday. It is now Monday Gauntlets, I need one more milestone on which I am or well one more today do that easy peasy This one's the hardest one though people. This one's the hardest one. It's gonna be the melee kills I mean I'm going into games now just trying to do this and I'm just getting absolutely a hunt and it's so I've got everything else. This was all from five iron banner packages and the other one was I can't remember I still can't remember that Defeat opponent. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man that just people we're gonna get into it now Massive shout out to our gattle gaming for hockey me up with a 4k 60 frames per second capture card Which I'm using to record right now and hopefully people I can bring this to you in beautiful 4k But let's get into people also I apologize about my raging screaming bitching cry and all that because if you ain't seen me play PvP before You info treat because oh it gets me so mad But let's go now set up. I am using people you would so I rock to auto rifle is because I'm a scrub like that to Maximize my chances of getting grenade kills. I'm using the shinobi's vow. We've scattered I ain't got to get kills and I get captured. Why don't they gonna have to be from milestone? So just running Love double grenade somebody mine my grenade normally just people bulls and Just absolutely nothing coming. I see hitting people. I see hitting people Well, it doesn't take any of their half-down headshot Switch weapon like this. Okay, Ned when you need to don't see it lost Antioke man, you shouldn't be able to shoot someone that range percent on one melee kills one. Oh That's shocking that's shocking gotta do it. I'm not waiting till the next time about new event. Okay, so it's put me into a game Where we are getting absolutely slaughtered No doubt we plan against the team of four look at their game attacks super sweaty try hard You see that people let's get one hit with a melee. Oh, that's me Take me three hits here anybody else though. Okay, so I've got two straight away. So that means I should be on 94 Guys are lagging How am I tough my team what guys that is it for another video I think I mean I can't put myself through this much longer man How am I still on 93% is it glitched or something? It's gotta be guys if you enjoyed the video want to see more live raging because that's all you get from me one plane PVP Do hit that like button your new round here and enjoy daily destiny videos. Be sure to subscribe Hopefully people I'll see you on that next one


the choice is yours either try to out draw me or turn around and ride out of here while you're still alive have gone will travel starring mr john daner as paladin san francisco 1875 the carlton hotel headquarters of the man called paladin warning me so paladin oh hello hey boy i didn't expect you to be at the desk this morning oh yes sir uh desk clerk asked me to stay here while you have breakfast uh why are you up so early couldn't sleep thought i'd pick up the newspaper and have breakfast in the dining room oh i was coming up to your room when uh desk clerk returned the telegram for you all right a few minutes ago here thank you i have newspapers all sorted i get them no just the san francisco paper for now hey boy okay let's see oh here's the altar california not much interesting news and paper today mr paladin is uh telegram interesting yeah very do you remember lola blackwood lola blackwood oh yes sir very famous actress who stays at carlton when she comes to play at california very nice lady friend of mr paladin hey boy not see her for a long time uh uh is she coming back no no she retired from the theater about a year ago oh that's too bad i didn't know lovely lady as miss blackwood should always be seen by many people um why she sent telegram says she needs help wants me to come at once oh you go yeah as soon as i packed hey boy send answer to telegram no just get me a seat on the next stage to sacramento hi partners i'm going to explain the difference between ordinary stereo phonographs and columbia stereo one listen to an oil well on ordinary stereo now listen to it on columbia stereo one and there's a real thousand barrel a day sound the difference is columbia stupendous stereo projection not just a couple of speakers shooting in different directions columbia gives you the real thing fills every inch of the room with all the sound and feeling of a live performance and i mean a texas size room man ain't that the prettiest money making sound i mean uh get down to your columbia phonograph dealer and ask demand to hear stereo one by columbia why they start as low as 3995 for portables 129 95 for consoles somebody kept that well we're losing a fortune in sacramento i rented a horse and started on my journey to the town of grass valley it had been over a year since i'd last heard from lola blackwood she had written a letter that time telling me that she was tired of touring the country as an actress and had decided to buy a ranch and settle down in grass valley so my ride along the american river to the foothills of the sierra nevadas was filled with thoughts of this beautiful woman when i tied my horse to the hitch rail outside the grass valley hotel i noticed a carriage standing alongside the boardwalk a few yards down the street sitting in the carriage with a young girl was the lovely lola blackwood paladin lola oh paladin how delightful to see you lola it's so good to see you oh this is wonderful it's been such a long time almost two years giving two centuries i was in san francisco and i was playing a failure i remember and there wasn't a dry handkerchief in the california theater i just can't believe it's really you oh paladin i want you to meet lori gallagher hello lori how do you do mr paladin i'm sure lori feels that she already knows you aunt lola's told me so many wonderful things about you well lori your aunt lola is a very gracious lady but i'm afraid she's forgotten to tell me that she had such a beautiful niece oh well i'm not really her niece lori has been living with me for several months paladin ever since her mother passed away oh she and her mother traveled with our company and before she died they came to live with me i promised her i take care of lori i see and i suppose you're going to be an actress too lori oh yes sir i'm working very hard at it a natural born actress i'm very proud of her she's almost 13 now in another two years you may have the good fortune to see a perfect juliet at your california theater certainly she'll be just the right age for the park yes i just can't get over this delightful surprise what brings you into grass valley well your telegram my wife you sent me a wire asking me to come well there must be some mistakes i'm afraid i don't understand lola here here's the wire i received need your help desperately most urgent you come to grass valley so lola blackwood why didn't send this then who did i have no idea well there's one way to find out who sent it how mr paladin you'll go to the wireless office and get a verification from their files uh lola why don't you ask mr paladin to stay with us while he's here now lori maybe mr paladin would rather stay in town i'm sure it'd be much too dull for him at the ranch oh here comes boon oh oh who is this man lola why boon i this is mr paladin an old friend of mine from san francisco paladin this is boon caldwell how you do you're a long way from san francisco it brings you here business trip not much business in grass valley for a man who wears his gun like that boon it's a peaceful town and i'm a peaceful man lola you're ready to go back to the ranch yes boon lola i'll write out to see you tonight after i check on this telegram oh was that you said mr i said i would be paying my respects to miss blackwood this evening you may as well know miss blackwood and i are going to be married her old friends won't be welcome at the ranch anymore but mr paladin isn't just an old friend he's someone very special still youngster and be quiet boom colin she makes me fidgety lola kid should be seen not her what lori said was true and mr paladin will be welcomed at my ranch anytime he's so desired lola those are my decisions to make now not yours you understand paladin i'm afraid i don't stay away from lola i can't make it any clearer than that all right get up come on you want to send a wire just write it out in one of these forms no thanks i came in to ask you if you might remember who sent me this telegram came to me in san francisco three days ago well it says right here lola blackwood or did she come into this office to send it and she'd have to the only telegraph office in town but do you actually remember her coming in well now that you mentioned it i i don't think she did seems i recall that little girl that lived with miss blackwood uh what's her name lori yeah that's the one lori i remember now she came in here with this message already printed on a piece of paper told me miss blackwood would pay the charge later no don't bother miss blackwood with the charges this should take care of it oh yes sir he sure does winston tastes good like a cigarette should because filter blend is a mighty good reason for you to smoke winston because it means tobacco specially processed for filter smoking a winston secret you get winston's own pure white modern filter plus the rich delightful flavor of fine tobacco there's filter blend up front up front ahead of the filter and the fun you get in a winston cigarette comes from filter blend and makes winston tastes good like a cigarette should winston tastes good like a cigarette should at the grass valley hotel i learned that boon called well was a professional gambler and controlled the gaming tables at the red dog saloon i wanted to talk to lola alone so before i rode out to visit her i stopped by the saloon to see if boon was there he was busy at the tables 20 minutes later i've pulled up at the ranch house paladin lori go find ching how he can help us take him in the house what lori please hurry can you hear me lola somebody somebody took a shot at me the bullet creased her forehead just above the eye yeah i can feel it can you stand up i think so let me help you no no no no no i'm all right we'd better go in the house wait a minute listen a man who shot me is probably on that horse i'm going after paladin wait don't go paladin i know who it is who come inside we can talk there lola told me that a man named judd had probably done the shooting he had been hired by boon to watch over the place at night while boon was working in town before i could learn more we were interrupted by lori and the chinese cook ching howe lori was pleased to see that i no longer needed assistance and she proceeded to apply a bandage to my foreign lola asked ching howe to make some coffee and then she took lori upstairs to get her ready for bed a few minutes later she returned carrying a tray from the kitchen coffee's ready oh good lori asleep not yet she's such an excitable child how does your head feel much better thanks to her nursing care well this coffee should help too thank you you're both very considerate but i'm not used to this kind of treatment away from san francisco things were different we could be much more hospitable lola what's between you and boon call well are you really going to marry him no at one time i was but not now i didn't think so he's a despicable man if i ever hated anyone god forgive me i hate him um lori despises him so strange strange yes boon came into town several months ago i met him then he was very attentive to lori and to me we loved him at the beginning i was having financial trouble at the time what money i had left was dwindling away so i decided to put the ranch up for sale but nobody wanted to buy boon said that since we were going to be married anyway that he would make the mortgage payments and take over the bookkeeping i was very thankful when he did and it was very good at bookkeeping how did it work out under his management the ranch worked out fine but lori and i didn't do so well i'm afraid he owns most of the ranch now and this is what made you dislike him so much it happened gradually he changed started treating lori like she didn't belong here wanted to send her away to a foundling home back east i begged him out of that it got so that he would tell me every move i should make after a while i knew i i could never be possessed by anyone like him then you should get away leave you could always go back with the touring company lori would love that i told boon i was going to but he's threatened to kill me if i ever try it we couldn't get 10 miles out of this valley without him knowing about it he's got his man jud watching us whenever he can't be here there's no use paladin we're prisoners until boon gets tired of us and leaves that's my only hope someone's riding up out front there's a must be jud and boon i could have guessed jud would go telling you were here i'll go outside and meet him no paladin they'll try to kill you stay in here and i'll see that you leave peaceably there's no use in your getting hurt because of my troubles they're my troubles too now lola i've you forgotten the the bandage on my forehead constipation can be a problem for anyone even doctors and when constipation occurs it's interesting to see just what doctors consider important about a laxative they might use or recommend well a majority of the doctors we heard from had this to say a laxative should be effective gentle as close to natural acting as possible and a medicine that can be used with complete confidence now x lax has been popular with many doctors and millions of people over the years because chocolate at x lax is effective overnight it helps you toward your normal regularity x lax is gentle next morning it gives you the closest thing to natural action and that's why many doctors and millions of people use x lax with complete confidence x lax the laxative that helps you toward your normal regularity gently overnight is x lax in your medicine cabinet i told you this afternoon to stay away from lola i heard you say something like that before you wrote away but you didn't wait long enough for me to give you my answer get on your horse and clear out of here i'm not going to waste any more words than you paladin your friend jud doesn't like to waste words either you ambush everybody who walks to this door after sundown jud i wasn't trying to shoot you mister that was only to scare you off you're lucky you did hit me otherwise you wouldn't have lived long enough to ride in after boon paladin get off this ranch no boon i won't be leaving you will get on your horses and move out both of you nobody talks to me like that all right jud take him don't you try at jud kill him didn't even give him a chance to draw he reached for his gun in just a cold blooded killer well i've taken care of men like you before i believe you professional gamblers usually know how to take care of themselves so my gun is back in its holster if you want to try to outdraw me there's no other way is there it's up to you make your choice my advice is to turn around and ride out of here while you're still alive paladin i don't need your advice it's all right lola both of them i was so afraid for you i'm sorry you had to get mixed up with my troubles i wouldn't have come here if i hadn't wanted to i'm grateful paladin you can thank lori lori she sent me the telegram but i'd forgotten about the wire lori poor lori why do you say that she must never know paladin boon was her father her father yes boon left her mother before lori was born her mother gave me a picture of him before she died told me to destroy it so that lori would never see it i kept the picture for a while it wasn't until after i'd fallen in love with boon that i remembered to get rid of it i hardly recognized him from the photograph at first the years had changed him so much i knew it was he did you ask him about it yes but he denied everything said he was never married never knew lori's mother after that he started showing his hatred for the child i realized then what kind of a man he really was but it was too late to do anything about it i better go in and tell her what's happened don't let her know about boon don't worry lola i won't good morning miss wong yes the stage didn't get into almost midnight oh you have nice trip very nice oh miss wong i will be back to finish making a few bad in a few minutes where are you going to get another girl to help miss wong when i bend over to make up at my head become very dizzy something wrong don't you feel all right i think so but miss wong's head is all filled with champagne champagne we have a big birthday party for honorable aunt last night miss wong doing too much champagne oh oh that's bad was hey boy at the party and how does he feel this morning i did not know he's not come to work yet oh you must have had a lot of champagne too much more than miss wong maybe he dizzy this morning too more than likely so likely knowing hey boy i wouldn't expect him to come to work at all today now here's a word from mgm star debbie reynolds hi this is debbie reynolds with just about the biggest entertainment news since well since the movie if look magazine special issue all about crowded incredible crazy mixed up california the new issue of look the one that's out right now is jam packed with all kinds of interesting things about california the people fashions apartments politics sports hollywood look has covered everything from champagne making to religion in california let's see there's a full color section on the latest styles an article about new adult movies in hollywood's production code there's a picture story about california's boom and apartment living take a tip from me debbie reynolds just for the fun of it pick up a copy of the big special california issue of look magazine you'll like look that was debbie reynolds who stars with glenn ford in the fun-filled mgm picture it started with a kiss now at your favorite theater don't miss it have gone we'll travel created by herb meadow and sam rolf is produced and directed in hollywood by frank paris and stars john daner as paladin with ben right as hayboy and virginia greg as miss wong tonight's story was specially written for have gone we'll travel by mr paris featured in the cast were norma g neilson lorenz dobkin tim graham and gene bates this is Hugh duckless inviting you to join us again next week when cbs radio presents have gun we'll travel