What's up, everybody? Welcome to the front yard fantasy hour presented by fan dual. I'm your host Simon joined as always by my beautiful co-hosts, Josh and John Luke. What's up boys? Stop. There are a lot of people right away. I wasn't even knowing that earlier show. I'm not always here, right? I'm feeling good today. I'm feeling good today. I'm always here when you're here, Josh. Guys, also joining us today is a very special guest here to play some fantasy football jeopardy with us. Chris Meany is joining us today. For those of you that do not know Chris, he is the host of mean streets and dangle bet Sally over at F T and and we are so excited to have you on today with us. Chris, thank you so much for joining us. Oh man. This is awesome. You guys always crush it and it's always fun to watch. So it's certainly fun to be a part of it. I appreciate it. I love the energy here on this Friday. Got to bring the energy on Friday. Yeah. Chris, now we were talking, I was not here last time you were on. Did you win the last game that you were on? Did you get that? No. Okay. So this is a big mark going on. Yes. I was just happy to get a couple answers. The questions were tough. I learned a thing or two and I'm expecting to learn a thing or two again tonight. So no, I didn't do well. That's exactly how I broach golf is like I got a couple nice hits. That's that's all I'm here for. It keeps you coming back almost every show. You know, so you're not the only one, Chris. Like, you know, that's why you come and watch. Lies. Lies. I remember Josh did very well. I feel like he had a lot of the questions correct. Yeah, we'll see if you can back it up again today. Cross my fingers. We got some people in the chat ready to hang with us today. Maria, what's up? Thank God, it's Friday and Mr. Scampers, the resident chat cat is here ready to play some fantasy Jeopardy. Kev, bird up. And I heard Kev say bird up live today before the show started from downstairs in Josh's house. And what's up, Jay? Welcome, man. He said, let's go. My man means you got a cheering section already at least one. What does he mean? Joey, welcome, man. He said he's watching from a pillow for it. Really? That's the best way to watch for your fantasy. I've seen that comment for the last like three minutes or sorry, last minute, I guess when he posted it and the whole time I kept thinking it said pillow fart. I thought it said pillow for two. I think this is a sign that we talk too much about farts and poops on our screen. This is our sign to scale it back. Take it back. Did you just almost, you were not close to making a dad joke jail, I think. What does that mean? Oh, yeah.  What's up, Dane? Welcome, man. Happy Friday to you as well, Dane. Glad to have you. And we got Albert in here as well. What's up, Albert? And Albert took down one of our rounds of fantasy football pub trivia last night. Man, he was a trivia champion along with Josh. Josh got a W over there. I won one of them. I won one of them. Yeah, that's a prize. Josh was like, oh, but it was all luck. I just got so lucky on that game. I'm so humble, guys. I'm just like, it's crazy how humble I am. Is that a synonym for liar? Guys, today, like we mentioned, we brought Chris on to play some fantasy football jeopardy. But before we get into that, a couple of reminders. Number one, if you're not already following our man, Chris, over on Twitter, go and do that right now at ChrisMeany. It is right there below his handsome face on the screen. So make sure you go over there and follow him. And I know football is done, but Chris is a multi-sport man. So if you need some advice on the hockey from baseball, for you can get that knowledge from Chris as well. His analysis doesn't end just because football season ended too. Guys, if you're watching this, that means you're already on the FanDuel YouTube or Twitch channels. If you're on Twitch, hit that follow button. If you are on YouTube, hit that like button to make sure you subscribe to FanDuel on YouTube. Then go check out FanDuel on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter. There is no three, Josh. This is the final step. TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter. They're at FanDuel on all of those platforms. So make sure you guys go follow them over there.  So you don't want to miss out on that. That's true. Without further ado, I'm going to go and pull up this Jeopardy board while I explain the rules of the game for today. How this game works is it's just like the TV show Jeopardy, but with a fantasy football and NFL twist, most of these questions are going to be about fantasy football or the NFL. I say most. There may be some exceptions mixed in there, specifically in the grab bag category. We will go in a turn order, unlike the TV show where you're buzzing in. So if it's your turn, JL, you would pick a question. You'll answer it. If you get it right, you get the money added, but if you get it wrong, we're not subtracting money from your total during the regular rounds. Now, the other twist we have in this game is if you get a question right, you will be able to pick the category for the person that goes after you. So the order, Chris, you're going to be going first, Josh second, JL third. If you get your first question right, that means you get to tell Josh what category he has to answer a question from, so on, so forth. But if you miss it, it's free reign of the board for Josh. We will go like that until all of the questions on the board have been answered or we run out of time. And then we will move into our final jeopardy question, at which point you can wager from zero up to all of the money you've accumulated throughout the game. Now, if you miss final jeopardy, you will lose the money that you wagered the person with the most money at the end of final jeopardy will be our champion for today.  You just got to give me your fact number. That's literally all you have to do. No one has given me the fact number yet, and it's insane how much Bitcoin they missed out. It's insane. Does it expire? No, no, I just keep it and I'm a billionaire now. I'm a billionaire now.  Odd man out means I'm going to give you basically a qualifier like 20 plus passing touchdowns and all of the players listed will meet that requirement except for one and you'll be responsible for telling me who the odd man out is. There can only be one. This is a new category. We're going to be comparing players that have the same name in this category. Only be one, one has to come out on top. Name that player. I'm going to give you some facts or some statistics in order. And you have to tell me what player I am talking about. It'll be multiple choices. Well, there will be options, but I'm going to give you some facts or stats about this player.  Grab bag. This could be anything, literally anything could be under here. And then fan dual fund. We are going to be going to the fan dual sports book for questions in this category. So all of these questions are coming to you from the fan dual sports book. And one last reminder, the 100 questions are supposed to be very easy. The $500 questions are supposed to be very difficult. So keep that in mind whenever you're picking your question. It's worth more money, but it is going to be harder. Chris, you're up first and you've got free reign of the board since you're first. So where do you want to go? What category and what dollar amount? Oh, it's already easy with the 100 for sure. Name that player. Let's go. I want to hear some statistics. Name that player for 100. I like this category. This player is a wide receiver. They had 1,947 receiving yards, 16 receiving touchdowns, and they were the Super Bowl and VP. Who could it be, Chris? Who is that player, Chris? Starting off strong here, fellas. Cooper Cup. No, I doubt it.  Oh, you get $100, Chris. Nice job on that one. I know that one was tough for 100, but you got three. Now you get to pick Josh's category. Yeah, Chris. So the grab bag is interesting here. Like I want you to experience that right off the hop. 100. I guess you choose, right? But yes, I choose the dollar amount. Give me the grab bag for 200. 200 in the grab bag category. In golf, one under par is a birdie. 200 par is an eagle. What avian term is the name for 300 par? Duck, woodpecker or albatross? Simon, I know the answer. I'm not the biggest golfer in the world, but I do wear a lot of golf shirts. And every time I do jail, ask me if I enjoyed golfing earlier. So the answer has got to be albatross. Albatross is correct. You got that one, Josh. $200 in your bank. And you get to pick Jail. I wonder who is the biggest golfer in the world? Did Andre the giant ever golf? Like you're talking about just like size ones. I mean, Bryson DeChambeau after, I don't know what he did, that man came back massive. He went from looking like Ryan from high school musical to being like the buffest guy on the tour. Yeah. There's some, there's some big guys like golf. I think Arnold likes the golf, right? I feel like DJ Singh is pretty tall old time. There we go. There we go. We're talking. I think John Daly's big. Yes. That's true. John Daly. John Daly. And Mr. Scheng said, Yaoming probably. Yeah. If Yaoming ever golfed, I'm sure he swung a golf club at one point in his life. Josh, where are you sending Jail for his first question? Jail, you, my friend, can go to name that player. Name that player. I'll take, I'll take $200. $200 and name that player. Running back, 9th in rushing yards, 10th in rushing attempts, played in only eight games. Is it Rashad Penny, Dalvin Cook or Derek Henry? Derek Henry. Doubt it. It is Derek Henry.  I mean, Dalvin Cook wasn't crazy. He didn't miss any games. Yeah.  We wanted to warm up round. Nice, nice and easy. You're right. You're right. And Albert in here getting that one right as well with Henry. Nice job, Albert. Jail, through the first round, all of you guys got your questions right and pretty quickly. Didn't even have to think about them. So where are you sending Simon for the next one? Um, Chris, let's go to, uh, let's go to odd man out. Let's try that out. Okay. What dollar? Um, I'll, I'm still going to start pretty low here at 100. 100 and odd man out. 4,000 plus passing yards. Patrick Mahomes, Justin Herbert, Carson Wentz. You have to tell me which of these three players did not have 4,000 plus passing yards? Oh, did not. I'm going to say wet. I was like, this is kind of, I was like, I thought it was like, who did for a second? Wait a minute. One of them is two categories. Odd dot man dot. Now we get that. Thank you. When I watched Jeopardy is the thing that screws me over the most is I'm like, wait, what category is this? Because it helps you answer the question. I know. Chris. So your final answer is Carson Wentz. It is. Yes. Carson Wentz. And Carson Wentz is correct. You have 3,563 passing yards. Mahomes had over 4,800 and Herbert over 5,000.  And now you could just send Josh to his next one. Whatever category you give me, Chris, I'm going big. I'm going big. Okay. All right then. Let's do Fandal Fun. Fandal Fun for 500. Let's go. Okay. You guys may notice something different about the Fandal Fun category this week. With these best and worst odds to win the 2022 MLB World Series, Arizona, Diamondbacks, Toronto, Blue Gays, Oakland, North Wetticks. Hope you know baseball, Jess. And so just to clarify, best worst odds means if the odds indicate that they're more likely to win, not like what you think are the best odds to bet on. So just to clarify that, yeah, the favorite. I don't know. I don't know, baseball guys. I'm going to be completely out of this with you. So this is going to be a complete guess. I am going to go with the Arizona Diamondbacks, the Oakland Athletics, then the Toronto Blue Gays. So that is Diamondbacks, Athletics, Blue Gays. Look at Chris's little smile over there. I don't know. I don't know about that. I think I know, but. Are you locking that in? Yeah. Yeah. Diamondbacks, Athletics, Blue Gays. Diamondbacks, Athletics, Blue Gays. I am sorry, you are wrong. It was Blue Gays, Athletics, Diamondbacks. The Diamondbacks currently have plus 25,000 odds to win the World Series, Josh. You just misunderstood, right? That's it. I think you said the worst odds. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Albert, though, in the chat, let's freaking go. Strong. Freaking Kevin got. Wait, Kev knows baseball? He got it. And Kev didn't have time to type the whole names. He said, I'm done with you guys. I'm just typing the two letters for each. That's all I got time for. But nice job, Kevin, Albert. So Josh, unfortunately, you did not get that one, but maybe it reveals a little something about what you can expect in that fan to a fun category. Maria said, Chris is going to win for the slow and steady strategy going on here. Well, it's working so far. Kev goes out about the most. Our O's last. I'm not the most. They can't be last. Maybe. Yeah, pretty close to it. I know they're very close, but they're definitely not as bad. There's always a little bit of hope for the Orioles, like the smallest amount. And they usually show like show up like for like a week. One game. People around Baltimore get excited at the beginning of the season every year. Oh, it doesn't matter. And then it's like, what are you guys talking about? All right. So it's it's mine because Josh got that one wrong. Yeah. And you got free reign of the board. All right. Let's go with let's go with there can only be one for 300. There can only be one for 300. Which Mike had the most receiving yards in the 2021 regular season? Mike Asiki, Mike Evans or Mike Williams? That's a good question. I'll go with Evans. Locking it in. Yeah. I'm sorry. It was Mike Williams by over a hundred yards. Mike Williams had the most receiving yards in the 2021 regular season of these mics. That was definitely a tough one. Mike Evans, what was it? 14 receiving touchdowns. Definitely pumping up in those fantasy rankings. Well ahead of Mike Williams there. Like my initial reaction was like it's Mike Williams. And I was like, wait a second. Think about this, Josh. Like Mike Evans had a really freaking good season. So like I might have psyched myself out too and went with Mike Evans. I think I probably would have gone with Mike Evans. Jail got that one wrong though. We got all this Orioles hyping here though. You guys. We do. Yes. Cedric Mullins. I like that comment. He is the real deal. Man, people love their Orioles in the chat apparently. Chris, Jail missed his question. So you've got three reigns of the board again. Where would you like to go? I'm going to stick in the Fandall section and I will go Fandall. Now that he knows Facebook. Yeah, no, it may not be. But Fandall fun for 300. Let's try that one. Fandall fun for 300. Who is currently the betting favorites to win the MLB World Series in 2022? So who is the betting favorite? The number one favorite team. The Los Angeles Ramblers. It's not Baltimore. Matthew Yeos. The Orioles, the Braves, or the Tigers? As much as Jordan probably wants it to be Baltimore, I think it's the Los Angeles Dodgers. And you would be correct with the Los Angeles Dodgers at plus 600. The Braves at plus 1400. The Tigers at plus 4,000. And the Orioles at plus 50,000 to win the World Series, according to the Fandall Sportsbook. So really close there to the top at plus 600. I would have gotten that one right. But again, it would have been a guess. I just hear about the Dodgers more than every other team. You know, I watch ESPN. I watch ESPN. So Chris, that's going to push you into the lead. Kev got that one right. Nice job. Dame as well. What up, Dame? Albert and Jordan. All getting this one right. Looks like the chat was on on that one. Chat knew it. So two baseball questions over there in the Fandall fun. Chris said me and Cal Ripken, Junior, share a birthday and hang with the same friends. No biggie. That's true. We were one degree separate from Cal Ripken. And hang with the same friends. I would like to more like give a mutual friend with Cal Ripken Junior. Yeah, my former CEO, former company I worked for and my mentor, good friend of mine, he just like hangs out with Cal Ripken, goes and plays basketball at his house. Interesting. Amazing. That's very cool. Just casually basketball with Cal Ripken. Yeah, I'm waiting for the introduction, but. Yeah, no kidding. That actually made me laugh. And Mr. Scamery said just reallocate the Orioles. Yeah, I think I'm going to close. And then Jason Meany is one of the last remaining fantasy baseball players like myself.  I know they're all over the place. There's a couple of us. Yeah, you have a lot of stuff. I did a league once. Once. That's it. It's too much for me. I actually think I won that league. It is a grind. It wasn't for money. I've got mad respect for the people that are really good at fantasy baseball because that is tough. But Chris, you got that one right. So you're going to get to send Josh to a category. Where would you like to send him? Let's do odd man out. Odd man out. Josh, what value question would you like? 400. 400. Josh going big. Less than five interceptions. Tyler Huntley, Aaron Rodgers, James Winston, Mike White. Only one of these players did not throw less than five interceptions. Who was it? So Tyler Huntley had three interceptions last game, I believe. Maybe it was in three. Man, now I might be mixing them up. James Winston probably threw. He had to throw five. Mike White, did he even play enough games to throw five? I'm going to go with Mike White. I'm going to go with Mike White here. I'm going to go with Mike White. Just a reminder, I'm not giving anything away. I don't care what answer you said. You're naming the player that did not throw less than five interceptions. So the one player that threw more than five. More. That is, that is confusing. Yeah. Like I knew it was odd man out, but like, yeah, okay. So I'm naming the person that threw more than five. Three of these players threw less than five, one of them threw five or more. I need you to name that. Stick with Mike White. Stick with Mike White. Maybe it was James Winston. James Winston, final answer. Yeah. It was Mike White with eight interceptions. Aaron Rodgers threw four. Tyler Huntley threw four. And James Winston threw three. And Mike White lit the league on fire in the first game. Did he ever? Yeah. You're saying I knew it. I didn't know it at all. I just had the right answer. I was completely wrong. How many games did Mike White play? It was like five or something like that. I think it was one of only three quarterbacks to have at least 250 passing yards on the bills. Really? I mean, their schedule was pretty weak, but I think it was Brady Mahomes and Mike White. Oh, what do you mean? The Mike White staffs from this year are wild. Like if you look at their vlogs, it's just this like roller coaster with him over there. But Josh, unfortunately, you got that one wrong. But I thought it'd be fun to remember the Mike White saga from this season. There was so much that happened. That was a great question. Absolutely. We forget about that. And the chat was with you, Josh. Mr. Scampers said Winston, Albert said Winston, James said got to be James. I almost didn't put James in there because I thought it would be too tricky because he throws so many interceptions. But unfortunately, Josh, you missed that one. You went big. It didn't pay off. I should have realized this whole season, James Winston, he was so efficient. Low yardage numbers. Throwing a lot of touchdowns. Really not making a lot of mistakes. Really extremely different than what we saw in the past. So I should have realized that. There we go. All right. I'll take grab bag for 300. Grab bag for 300 from JL. Which NFL team plays their home games in Nissan Stadium? The Jacksonville Jaguars, the Tennessee Titans, or the Houston Texans? Yeah. Nissan Stadium. I'm telling you, not all these questions are about sports. You guys are just picking the sports ones in them. Yeah, I'm trying to see which team gives the biggest Nissan vibes. I'm not sure if it helps. I'm not sure. The Jaguars are pretty sure they have a pool in their stadium. That definitely does not make me think of Nissan. So I'll go with Titans. Titans, final answer? Yeah. You would be correct. The Tennessee Titans, Nissan North America is headquartered in Nashville, and the Tennessee Titans have their stadiums sponsored by them. Nice job, JL. You got that one right. Can add 300 and tie you with Chris. And I'm in last place. Now you're going to pick Chris's category. All right. I'm coming back there, guys. Watch out, Chris. I'm coming for you. I'm terrified of these. I'm not worried about JL. So you know what? No, I'm going to stick Chris in grab bag. I'm just going to get all these baseball questions and just run away with it. You don't know that they're all baseball. I'm just saying that. There's basketball. There's other sports. So far, they've only been baseball, so I can only assume that it's only baseball. Chris, they're not only baseball. Which grab bag question would you like? Let's go 400. I'll try. 400 in the grab bag category. How do you say apple and French? Apfel, Manzana, Palm or Appel? Please tell me you came up with these. I'm thinking like, what would be? What's a French-sounding way? Palm. I hope you took French in high school or whatever. Is that your final answer, Chris? It is, yeah. Palm is correct. Appel is German. Manzana is Spanish. And Appel is Dutch. Palm is French. Did you actually know it? Nice job. I did know that, yeah. I don't know a lot of French. I took French in school growing up. You did? I followed a bunch of Canadians who were a French team, so I know some French words just from listening to press conferences. You're talking about apples a lot. Yeah, they're spitting around. It's no hockey players. It's their go-to. No, it's not. Apple day kind of deal, you know? I feel like I've also seen it in grocery stores too. Maybe things are different here. Jay says it. I'm Canadian. It's probably on the bag or somewhere in the grocery store. Actually, that was kind of add up a little bit. A lot more French influence in Canada compared to that. Absolutely. And Albert saying, Palm, nice job, Albert. You got that one. Good job. And Chris, I thought that one was going to be tricky, but you nailed that one. Where are you going to send Josh? I am going to send him right back to Odd Man Out. I love this category, personally. 300, 300 this time. Okay. I got it. 100 plus receptions. Hunter-Renfro, CD-Lam, Tyree-Kill. So one of these players did not have 100 plus receptions. I need you to tell me that player. CD-Lam. Final answer? Yes. Josh, you are correct. CD-Lam only had 79 receptions. Hunter-Renfro had 103 and Tyree-Kill had 111. I thought that one might be a little tricky, but you saw right through it. I just know that CD-Lam had a bad season compared to expectations. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, he was being drafted as a top 10 receiver, even in redraft leagues. And I'm not saying that was a bad call. I probably, I don't have many redraft teams, but it's probably around where I had them ranked coming into the season. And I think you finished closer to 20. Yeah, I think you're right. The chat was on your side. Josh, they all got this one as well. Mr. Scampers, Jay, and Albert all coming in with CD-Lam. And then for Hunter-Renfro. Now, I will tell you this. I did not, I was not 100% sure Tyree-Kill had a hundred receptions, but I was pretty confident he had more in CD-Lam. Yeah. The Hunter-Renfro part, I thought was going to be tricky. I feel like with him, whatever you think the stat is, multiply it by like 1.3, and then that's what his actual numbers are. Because I feel like the touchdowns one we talked about yesterday, no one remembers it yet. Nine touchdowns for Hunter-Renfro, nine receiving touchdowns. He's awesome. I think he's fantastic. The Raiders are probably going to draft a wide-out and he probably won't flirt with a hundred again, but he's really good. He's a terrific right runner. He's got great hands.  And I didn't buy in. He went to Clemson, right? Well, maybe you should have been incredibly biased like a Clemson fan and drafted him like us. I know J.O. and Simon were into his talent. We did watch a lot of his games in college, though. I don't know. I saw most of his games, if not every single one. I was out. Josh, you got that one right, though, so you get to pick J.O.'s next category. Where are you going to be sending J.O.? J.O., I want you to go to Fandall for now. No! I will take Fandall Fun for 200, please. 200 from the Fandall Fun category for J.O. Which player currently has the best odds to be named to the NBA regular season MVP in 2022? Is it Stephen Curry, LeBron, James, or Joel? I 100% know this answer. They were talking about it in SportsCenter earlier. Not SportsCenter, some ESPN show. Well, I think that it's probably not LeBron. Should we step or beat? I don't know. I don't watch basketball. I'll go with... I'll go with... MVP. Final answer? Yeah. You are correct, J.O. and beat it plus 145. Neither of these guys are even really close to him. I knew LeBron got hurting odds. So, Embiid is the betting favorite to be the regular season MVP this year. Nice job, J.O. You were so scared of that category and then you got it. Well, by a random guess, really. And J.O. here wants to start the debate right now. Jordan Green and LeBron. I only know about LeBron. I don't have any memory of the Jordan years and haven't done any research. Meanie, what do you think? Jordan or LeBron? It's Jordan, but it's close. I think it's a lot closer than the massive Jordan fans would like you to believe. It is really tight. Morant Jordan or LeBron is not correct. I don't know if I'm on the same level. But no, I'm on the same... I would say Jordan in this answer, but it is close. Like, right? Yeah. I mean, it's super close, yeah. You're not even...  But Jordan was just a beast in the champion. He was a beast in the finals. He won those shits. What it comes to... Jordan was just a beast, period. He was the man and LeBron is perceived as a pan. I'll say that. Let's just put it that way. Soft. Let's just put it that way, right? Soft, yes. But he's got the titles. So how soft can you be? And Embiid, because James Harden was just traded to the 76ers. And they were talking about how it's hurting Joel Embiid's MVP race, you know, because now Harden's gonna take a lot more points than that. Still the Betonauts' favorite though. So we had some basketball over there. We had some baseball. Who knows what's left over there. It could be more of those. It could be something else. But, Jail, you got that one right. So you get to pick Chris's next category. All right. Chris, where do you want to go? Grab bag. Be careful. All right. Grab bag. Dude, he's actually serious. Oh, you were serious. I really wanted to play into a fun, to be honest. I knew he was trying to play like that. I didn't even play into a fun, then. Obviously, you're just watching that, Jail.  OK, send it over to me. All right, let's do it. 400. 400. OK, big time here, which tennis player is currently favored to win the French Open? Stefano Cicipas, Novak Djokovic, or Rafael Nadal. I know what I would say. This is a different sport. I don't know if it's the right answer. Yeah. I think it's Nadal. Final answer? Yeah. It is Nadal. Nice. Nadal is dominant at the French Open. The clay. He's hard to beat. The clay, yeah. He's the best clay player in the entire world, if not best player in the world. But Nadal is the answer. Nice job, Chris. That's clay player of all time. Oh, absolutely. You got there. All right. Couldn't be tripped up by tennis, baseball tennis. The clay, the French Open, that was it. I think you could have said any other major. You can't hit him with the French. Play to my strengths again. Yes, absolutely. Josh, for you, I will pick there can only be one. Perfect. That's what I wanted. I won $400. He's going to say that regardless. OK, Josh, there can only be one. Which Matt has the most all-time passing yards? Matt Ryan, Matt Hasselbeck, or Matt Stafford? I am like 90. OK. Like I was like 100% confident that I was celebrating. And I was like, wait, Matt Stafford could be kind of close. But I'm pretty sure it's Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan, lock it in. Lock it in. I just was looking up the stuff. Matt Ryan is correct with 59,735 yards. Matt Stafford not too far behind at almost 50,000. And Matt Hasselbeck with an impressive 36,638. Pretty good. He had a long career. I didn't realize how many passing yards he had over his career. But Ryan is correct, Josh. I was just talking to someone when I was on vacation. We were in a ski resort with a couple of my buddies. And they were talking about Matt Ryan. They were talking about Matt Ryan. Like comparing them to Joe Flacco. Just because we're Ravens fans around here. I was like, what are you guys talking about? Matt Ryan has so many passing yards. He's probably top 10 ever.  There's no way. And they looked it up. And I think he was top 10. The Joe Flacco goggles are real in Baltimore. I thought all of you were like Joe Flacco elite. I thought the Joe Flacco elite conversation was kind of like a jokie, me, me, right? And I was visiting Joe in Baltimore and sat in a bar. And I like bent like someone was wearing a Joe Flacco shirt. And I made like a little joke. And it wasn't funny. Like the guy was like, no, he is elite. What are you talking about? And like at that moment, I realized they're not kidding. They're serious. They are serious. You're paying like he was elite after that Super Bowl. He did. He did. I'm a Ravens fan. He was never elite. That Super Bowl run he was. He was. He was phenomenal. During that run. Fandals said Dolphins legend, Matt Moore snubbed. I thought Darrell had beat Matt Moore off of this question. Go on, Simon. You should at least throw him in there. The disrespect. I know. I know. I include Hasselbeck, but don't include more. That is just rude. Josh, you got that one right though. So you get to send JL to his next category. Look at Josh bragging about going on vacation. Don't do it, Josh. Don't do it. Don't do it. Josh, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. No. I'll take this one, please. Which NHL team is currently favored to win the 2022? The Philadelphia Flyers. The New York Islanders of the Colorado Avalanche.  There's a reason this is in 100, just so you know. Yeah. Great. I thought maybe it'd be 500. Do you guys put hockey 500? No, that doesn't like the name. Oh my God, 2022 doesn't matter.  I'll just go with the freaking Avalanche, I guess. That's a cool name. Final answer? Yeah, let's go with that. Jail, you lucked your way into your Avalanche plus 400. The Islanders are at plus 10,000, and the Flyers at plus 30,000. Nice job, Jail. It would have made you look pretty bad, I guess, because the other two are nowhere close to even making the playoffs. I know. And the Avalanche has been favored for three years in a row. There was a plus 25,000 game that I played first. Oh my gosh. You nailed it, you nailed it. Thank you, thank you. I knew it the whole time, I never doubted. And Jason should be the Keynes. I originally had the Keynes in here as an option, but thought since some of you guys don't know hockey, I would take it to like the bottom barrel teams, take out any team that are kind of in contention. You could have put any team in this list. I probably could have put some, I probably could have put fake teams in there. Like I could have made up some teams. I know the hockey teams. I know hockey teams. But I used to play a little bit of Chell. A little bit of Chell. A little bit of Chell. Bail. I don't even know what that word is. Chell. That's NHL video. Oh, just shortened because it can't be, okay, it's too long. That's, I think that's what people that play NHL like 2K. Oh, okay. That's like what's your, all right, all right. All right. I'm going to send Chris to name that player. Okay, all right. I'll do, I'll do 300. 300 and name that player. Quarterback, 41 passing touchdowns, tied for first in interceptions with 17. Is it Justin Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Matthew Stafford or Josh Allen? It is Matthew Stafford. Final answer. Yeah. Wait a second. It is Matthew Stafford. Also has most interceptions? Yeah, but I thought you would tell me I was wrong. He wasn't close to 41. No, he should not have. He had less touchdowns in interceptions. He had like a 11 or something like that. Like it was a ridiculous amount. Nice job. He scored like three touchdowns his first game or three or four. He did. Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping next season. Peterson will help him out. With Urban Meyer, yeah. I actually think you're right, Chris. It can't get any worse. I think he's a good coach. You agree as an Eagles fan? Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of the success that Philly had at that time was more on Frank Reich. But he made it work with Nick Foles. Carson Wentz looked as good as he ever looked in that season. And he's been around some good quarterbacks as well. He's under the Andy Reed coaching tree. You know, he spent some time as a backup quarterback with Green Bay. So I think he's an offensive mind, which is what Trevor Lawrence needs. Absolutely. That team needs an offensive mind. They need a lot. Anything, honestly, anything. Yes. Josh, you got that one. Oh, no, Chris, you got that one correct. So where are you sending Joshua? We need to send him to the good one. We'll send you to grab bag. I knew it. I actually knew it. Give me that. You did not. You did. I didn't feel anything. Again. No way. I actually knew. This is Josh being humble again, is him knowing that. I'm so humble.  Give me a $500 one. OK, $500. Grab bag. Let's go. Put these countries in order for most to least of all-time medal count at the Winter Olympics. So the most medals won at the Winter Olympics to the least. The four countries are Canada, Russia, United States, and Norway. I don't know. This is a good $500. I feel like we talked about this recently on the stream or maybe not on the stream. I can't remember. I feel like you're always probably higher than it's like you would think. I still think the United States is number one. I think Canada is probably- Canada? Careful. Canada is a good hockey player. Watch yourself. I watch it.  I'll tell you what, they did not win a medal in hockey for the men. That actually helped. Anyways. I'll go United States, Russia, Canada, and Norway. United States, Russia, Canada, and Norway. And that is exactly what Mr. Scampers put in the chat as well. As you said it, Josh, you guys were in sync. I was not copying Mr. Scampers. I promise. The actual answer, it is Norway. Someone told me Norway was like crazy high. I think it was probably you, Simon. I should have probably have put Norway higher. I knew it was a $500 question. Norway's number one at $405. And then the US is second at $330 behind them. So Norway has a big lead on the medal count in the Winter Olympics. It was, because we were freaking watching the Winter Olympics. I'm pretty sure you're the one that told me that. Now that's all coming out. Well, I'm glad you didn't get this question, Jay. Even if I knew Norway was number one, I still would have gotten it wrong. So it doesn't matter. Yes, as I say, the next three were not easy. And then I think what made it tribute up with the Russia one is the medals are separated. The Soviet Union also has a lot of medals. Russia has medals themselves as well though as Russia. So Russia medals right now. I'll tell you that's one of the. Yeah. And then the any medals one right now go to the Russian Olympic Committee, not to Russia itself's medal out there. So that's probably why I was really confused during the summer Olympics when I kept seeing ROC, the Russian Olympic Committee. Yeah, I'm glad you got that. You got that one wrong, Chris. Oh, wait, no, it's not Chris's turn. Jail, you get free reign. Chris is running away with this game right now. He is. I'll take name that. 400. Name that player for 400 Jail. Running back, RB9 and PPR finish, 618 rushing yards. Was it Alvin Kamera, Cordero Patterson, Aaron Jones or Josh Jacobs? I'll go with Alvin Kamera. Final answer? Yeah. I'm sorry, it was Cordero Patterson here. Cordero Patterson, I thought maybe. I would split between those two. The low rushing yards might give that to you there. Aaron Jones and Alvin Kamera were the trickier answer choices going back to that. I would split between those two, Jail. I knew it had to be one of those two guys. That is tricky. Mr. Scampers got it in the chat. Nice job, Mr. Scampers. But Chris, Jail giving you a little present. You get free reign on the board right here. Let's stick with name that player. Take that 500. Oh, no. I need that. I need that 500. I know you do. So get rid of it. A running back. In 2015, they were the PPR running back one overall. In 2021, they were the PPR RB 31. Was that player David Johnson, Todd Gurley, Devonta Freeman, Levy on Bell or Mark Ingram? I changed my mind. I have no idea who it is. Oh, man. Great question. In 2015, they were the top overall running back. And this year, they were the RB 31. Who is it? I think it's, oh, man. What a great question. I think a lot of the, I think DJ and Freeman both finished as Hen Bell even won. RB 31 this year. Devonta Freeman. Final answer? I'm going to go with them. Yeah. I'm going to just go with it. Yeah. The answer is Devonta Freeman is the correct answer. I almost second guessed myself there with DJ. I said I'm 100% sure of the answer, and I was 100% sure of this answer, but then I realized I'm a Reeves fan. I know what Devonta Freeman ended maybe. So I didn't want to give any. I was like, nevermind. I don't know. What a great question, right? Because DJ, I mean, DJ was an RB one. Was he not the year that he had the ton of catches? Yeah, 2016. And then I know that he didn't touch the field at all. Really, this year. But Ingram too was a guy who, I don't think he ever finished his RB one, but he was super close, though. He finished as a top 10 RB, I think, a couple of years. Yeah, I tried to throw some names in there. Except for Ingram, I would say, at one point or another. I think at some point they have. And then Mark Ingram was just a name that was good in 2015, not a very high finish, and then was close-ish to the 31 range here. Try to throw another name in there from that age range that might throw you off. But Chris, you got that one right. And that is going to make it hard for these guys to catch you. 2100 to 900 to 800. What are you doing, Josh? Get it together. Chris, come on. Don't do your dirty. I know I probably should give you the grab bag, right? But come on. I'll give you, it's all good. I'll give you, so nice. I'll give you a chance. Yeah, yeah. There can only be one. All right, I need it. Give me the 500, Simon. Okay, there can only be one. Which more had the most receiving touchdowns during the 2021 regular season? DJ Moore, Elijah Moore, Rondale Moore, or Chris Moore? This is actually a really tough question because DJ Moore, I know had not any touchdowns. He was really low on touchdowns. It's like the, it just sums up DJ Moore. I think he had four. Rondale Moore barely played. Chris Moore couldn't. I'm going to go with Elijah Moore. Final answer. Okay. And you are correct. Elijah Moore had five. DJ Moore had four for the third season in a row. Chris Moore with two and Rondale Moore with one. Nice job, Josh. I thought that one was tough. It was tough, yeah. Everything in your body wants to say DJ Moore. Elijah Moore missed a lot of time, you know? DJ Moore should have had more touchdowns. Oh, absolutely. He should have. Yeah, I think every other category I could have put up there. Chris, what do you guys think about DJ Moore going into next season if the quarterback room doesn't change differently? Are you viewing him as a like back end wide receiver one or is he somebody that's dropping into wide receiver two territory for you? Josh, when it comes down to what he probably finished as a back and like a middling wide receiver two this season. And if he doesn't change his quarterback situation, that's right where he's probably going to end up in my mind because again, he can't score touchdowns. But he's a really talented wide receiver. And if he does get that quarterback situation figured out, he's a wide receiver one for me. So yeah. And he finishes the wide receiver 18 this year in PPR is where DJ Moore finished. Chris, do you agree with Josh? Is that about how you're viewing him for next season? Yeah, I think they're going to do something in a quarterback position. I think they're going to roll with Sam again. You know, even if they draft somebody, it's not going to be great this year. I think they're going to make a splash. So if they make a, whether it's a Russell Wilson or a Deshaun Watson or someone like that, then we're looking at him as a lock and loaded wide receiver one. But I think wide receiver two is fair. Wasn't he top five in receiving yards? He isn't.  I almost did a video about it. I think he's top five. No, no, he was top five, I think in receiving yards and targets. He was top 10 in targets and like receptions. It's just the touchdowns. It's just yeah, no touchdowns, which just changed his touchdowns. He's a lock and loaded wide receiver one. Yeah. He's very explosive too after the catch. Just not a big red zone threat. So I don't know if he'll ever be a guy that gets double digits, even with a good quarterback, but see how he's only like. He's not a tall wide receiver, a big bodied receiver, but get this guy at the ball and make some happy and get a hope. I really like him. Just needs a quarterback. Josh, you got that one right though. Are you going to pay the favor on Chris? Chris, did you a gift and sent you to a category with a hundred? Yeah. You know what? Are you going to send JL to grab? I'm going to be nice to JL here. There can only be one. Go ahead. Got that. I thought you'd go in the middle. You can get all the way up to 200 JL. What would you like to do here? Oh, I don't want to be too greedy. So maybe I should just take the hundred and be grateful for it. I'll take the 200 please. Okay. There can only be one. Which Tyler had the most targets in the 2021 regular season? Tyler Boyd, Tyler Higby or Tyler Lockett? Um, I'll go with Tyler Lockett. Are you Lockett-ing it in? Yeah, Lockett-ing it in. That was so bad. Perfect execution. Nailed it. It was Tyler Lockett with 107 to Tyler Boyd's 94 and Tyler Higby's 85. Nice job, JL. That's going to have 200 to your total and put you at almost half of Chris's score. Wow. Almost half. Almost half. Well, well, there. JL, you can't be nice to him. I'm sorry. I'd man out for Chris. Yeah. And I'm taking it. I want you to lose this thing against you next time. You want me to lose? You can still win, JL. What are you talking about? I don't care about winning. You're not out of this game. For those people. I'm just here about not losing. Meanwhile, Chris is like quietly up here. Like, I'll have the 500, please. Yeah, give me the 500. I'll man out, please. Absolutely. Thank you. Drafted in the fourth round. So I need the one player that was not drafted in the fourth round. We've got Devonta Freeman, Dak Prescott, Jarvis Landry, Brandon Marshall, and Steven Gostkowski. Only one of these players was not a fourth round draft pick. Who was that player? And this is NFL draft, not fantasy draft. I think I know it. I think I know it. I'm like 90%. I think Dak was a third rounder. I thought Dak was a third rounder. Um, yeah, I'm going to go with Dak. I mean, it's just some initial gut there. Yeah, Landry was on my mind. I can't look at the chat. Give me Dak. Final answer. I would have said, yeah. Yeah. Second round. I would have said Dak. The answer is Darvus Landry in round two. All of these other guys are drafted in the fourth round, including Dak Prescott. That's that one was a little bit trickier. I tried to go back far enough to find a receiver that it might have been surprising. The only reason I know this. Sorry, go ahead, Simon. Oh, no, go ahead, Josh. The only reason I know this is because Odell Beckham and Jarvis Landry played together. I know Odell Beckham was a early first round pick, and I knew Jarvis Landry was still a high round pick because they were both highly talented coming out of college. So that's kind of, I just can make that connection.  I'm very glad to meet you, this is Chris and I. Nice to meet you then, Josh. Yeah, that's good for me to take that. Yeah, yeah. There we go. So, Josh, now you get to pick your question. I'm guessing I know what you want. Yeah, I'll take out a man out for 200. I'd man out for 200 from Josh. 1000 plus receiving yards. Mike Evans, Michael Pittman Jr., Amari Cooper. Which one of these players did not have 1000 plus receiving yards? Yeah, so it's Amari Cooper. Easy. But no, yeah, I'm not as easy. I think it would trip up a lot of people out there, but it's Amari Cooper. Final answer? George. Yeah. It is Amari Cooper with 865. Both of these other guys over 1,000 yards this season. And it's because of Amari Cooper next time. Right. Yep, yep. I thought maybe the Pittman might trick people who weren't paying too much attention, but Pittman had himself a great season from a yardage standpoint there. Josh, where you sending JL for the last question before the final round? Grab bag. You can have grab bag JL. Thank you. Okay. JL, here's your question. The last one before Final Jeopardy. In The Incredibles, what is Violet's super power? Communicates with squirrels? Invisibility or taste sound? Invisibility. Final answer, are you sure? Yeah. Imagine tasting sound. Like just for a second. I can imagine it. You want to consider that? Maybe run through the movies again one more time. Have you seen Rick and Morty? I have. Because Morty talks to some squirrels. He does. I think this question is not about Rick and Morty though. So I'll go for the invisibility. You're sticking with your answer, despite all of the warnings from everybody here. You're sticking with invisibility. Well, you are correct, JL. That's going to add 100 to your total. And weird. You are not out of it with getting that question right, going into Final Jeopardy. You have a chance now, JL. You had to get that one right. Nice job. Is that Rick and Morty episode? What the squirrels talk is? Oh, I love that. I love that. But the squirrels are like really smart. They're like, oh, the kudratah is on. And you're like, we need to schedule the, uh, I don't know. I can't. They're too smart for me. They're too smart. The kudratah is on. Well, I'm not done. That was really good, Josh. I can tell you've practiced that. And Maria knew The Incredibles once. Invisibility and few, close one. The last one. Taste sound sounds pretty fun. Yeah, you guys can see the last one. This isn't anybody's question, but we can see it. There can only be one. Which James had the most rushing touchdowns in the 2021 regular season? James Conner, James Robinson, or James White? This is a 100. Probably James White. Yeah, James White. I'm probably James White. Chris, do you agree with Josh, James White on this one? I do not, no. J.C. It's J.C. Conner. James Robinson quite a bit. Yeah, James Robinson quietly had eight touchdowns before his injury over there. Give those touchdowns to DJ Moore. And then we can have some fun, you know? If we're being honest, this was one more touchdown than I thought James White had on the ground whenever I was pulling these stats. I did not know he even had one this year. Guys, after- It would be really funny if you threw in James Earl Jones. You should have done that. Missed opportunity. You're good. And we didn't remember that he had one rushing touchdown as well this year. After we cleared the board, guys, Chris has a decent lead sitting there at $2,100. Josh in second was $1,600. And Jay, I'll still in it with $1,100. It is anybody's game as we go into Final Jeopardy.  Reminder, if you get this question wrong, it will be subtracted from your total. If you get it right, it will be added. Your Final Jeopardy category is NFL Team Statistics. So NFL Team Statistics.  Yeah, I got one here. Nice. Post it, note. Team Statistics. Team Statistics. Josh had $1,600, right? And Jay, I'll had $1,600. We've written down percentage. Two used to pull perception. Let me know when you guys have your wagers and I'll have you reveal them all at once.  Oh, yeah. Josh, you got yours ready. Chris, you ready? Yeah. Let's see those wagers. All in. Oh, man, I should have went all in too. I went $800. All in from these guys. So, Josh, that'll put you at $32,000. I could take this money home, right? Yeah, well, that's what I figured. Only if you win. Yeah, only if you win. Exactly. It's like Jeopardy. And you have to submit your facts number. And Chris, your wager was $800 just to confirm. Yeah. Yeah, lame. Okay. Well, how much money do you have? $2,100. I was going to put it all just because whatever. No, no, no, I think that's the smart move, right? $800, no. I don't see. Oh, I'm not. I'm not a math guy. And Maria in here saying people actually lick pens. I haven't seen anyone do that. Who licked a pen? Which one of you did it? Oh, I don't know who did it, but I licked pen. Did I do it? Then it was you. Then it was you. I don't like it. I didn't realize I did it. No, it works, guys. No, like your pens are writing.  It works. Like I can't be good for you. I thought it was something that teachers did to gross me out in elementary school along with licking their finger before they handed me a paper. God, that was like my least favorite thing. A teacher would like spit on their finger and then take a paper off the top and hand it to you. You know what I'm talking about? Now I can't unseat. I swear to God, I didn't realize I did it, but it works. It makes your pen work. Since the pandemic, I can't not see all the quarterbacks.  It's like, oh, God, that's not good. Yeah, that's pretty gross. OK, guys, are you ready for your final Jeopardy question? Yeah. Yeah. Here's your question. Which of these teams ran the most offensive plays in the 2021 regular season? The Los Angeles Rams, the Cincinnati Bengals, or the Baltimore Ravens? And just so you guys know, offensive plays, according to the stat source that I was looking at are defined by pass attempts, plus rush attempts, plus times sacked. So sacks against the quarterback, plus rush attempts, plus pass attempts, accounts for all offensive plays. So I need you guys to write which of these three teams you think ran the most offensive plays? I don't know, but I'm going to go with offense. I think I know this, actually. I'll give you guys about 30 seconds to get your answers down there. Mr. Scamper said the answer is Phillip Rivers. That could be the answer. Because we play these games, I just know so much more trivia because whenever I have to host it. Learning a thing or two about coming on this show. Exactly. Exactly. Chris gets it. Chris gets it. I don't know this answer, but I don't know it at all, but I broke down something. That's for sure. Also over in the private chat, if you're not, not the people in the chat know the answer, but in case they do. Yeah. Jail, Josh, everyone got theirs? Yep. Okay, go ahead and reveal your answers, and then I will tell you what the actual answer is. Jail said Ravens. Josh said Ravens. I said Cincinnati. And Meanie said Cincinnati on this one. Ravens because their defense was not good this year. They had to run a lot of offensive plays, and the other two had good defenses this year.  Yeah, I did not know that if they were the team that ran the most offensive plays, we'll see. I did not know at all. Let's see. Well, the correct answer is the Baltimore Ravens with 1,185. Honestly, I thought I was going to throw the Ravens fans off with this one because that hasn't been the Ravens team identity the past couple of years, but I thought I was going to beat you guys. They just slowed the game down or run the clock.  But we didn't have any running game this year. No running backs. Devonte Freeman, he was our best running back. He was only the 30th best fantasy running back that showed us something a little bit. We couldn't run the ball very well. And our defense was abysmal, abysmal. There were a lot of answers in the chat. We had Bengals from Kev, Rams from Mr. Scampers, Bengals from Albert, Rams from Maria, Cincinnati from Jay. No Baltimore. No Baltimore. Mr. Scampers said Bengals had too many big plays for it to be the Bengals. I'm curious how many big plays they had during the season. But Josh, Chris led the entire game, and then you pulled the W out in five minutes. Yeah, Bernie. I shouldn't have given them that 500. Yeah. Three on one, and then it bit me. I almost said it then. We had 500 mattered. Yeah, I almost said it then. Like, now I know you'll never win, Chris. You got to be ruthless. You got to be ruthless. Ah, man. Chris. And I didn't get it right anyways, but risking 800 of 21 is pretty weak, too. So I learned my lesson next time, next time. No, we got lucky at the end there. If we were giving out a nicest award, you would win it, but unfortunately, that doesn't come with any Coles Cash or Bitcoin. I think I would come in last place. No, it doesn't come with any Bitcoin on that one. Josh, congrats on the win. But, Chris, thank you so much for joining us today, my man.  You're not already following Chris. Go and follow him right now on Twitter at ChrisMe. Such a good follow. It is right there below his face on the screen. So make sure you guys go follow him right now. And, Chris, for real, thank you so much. This has been a great time. Yeah, this was awesome. You did a great job hosting. A lot of fun.  I've learned a lot, even though I was fortunate to get some baseball future questions. But yeah, it was great. I appreciate you guys having me. It was awesome. Chris, absolutely. It was always a pleasure. And I'm not lying. I do learn something almost every show we do. Of course. Of course. Like I really do. And then I forget it right away. Like Apple and French, right? Apple and French. Josh, what's Apple and French? Pu-pup-pup-pup. It's got the P's. The P's and the L's. The P's and the L's. No L's. No L's. No L's. No L's. Chris said some good one. Oh, French. I didn't learn anything. I know football. Football sticks in the sprain. Very well. That's really awesome. That's it. Everything else. Get it out here. Okay, guys. On that note, everyone, go study up on your French fruits. We will have a quiz next Friday at the same time. Great fruit in particular. You need to make sure that you know. Until next week, though, guys, oh, did I get loud all of a sudden? Yeah, very loud. Oh, man. Just screaming at you guys. It's because I wanted to make sure that you guys knew to tune in next week, Monday through Friday at 3 p.m. Eastern time over on our YouTube channel, Front Yard Fantasy. If you enjoy these games, guys, we are live every single weekday at the same time at 3 p.m., playing games every day. So come join us over there. Until Monday, though, we are out of here. Thank you, everyone, for watching and playing along with us. And thank you, Chris, for joining us today. Adios, everybody. DreamHedgeFantasyFund.


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You think that? For the boys, they can ask you any question they like, and you have to sell the truth.  Even the census-taker wouldn't ask a question like that. How? Get that hold of you. What a way to get acquainted with that game. Let's go a step further. For him to appreciate legs. Servitude. Ronald Wales. Honest. Ambition. Not to have to work for a living. So I could go to the south of France and write a book. What do you do for a living besides kissing strange girls in hallways? I work in a broker's office. In love? I am not. Married then? I don't believe in marriage. That's not a new line. Well, now it's my turn. Would you like my kissing you? We're playing truth, you know. Yes. And yet you say you're in love with another man.  And I'm human, believe it or not.  Do I have to? You do. Well, I'll be it for me, dearie. But Freddie has established illegal relations with the drugstore and the gin awaits without. Without us. He can finish telling you the story of his life in the kitchen. I'd be just as safe right here in the bedroom. Yes, but with you two in the kitchen, a girl can powder her nose. Good night, Ronnie. You must come to the races with us again sometime. Oh, I'd love to. Good night, Miss Landy. Lyndon, you fool, her name is Lyndon. I know, but Mary likes men who forget her name. Good night, Lauren. Good night, Mary. Oh, it's gray. He certainly fell for Ronnie like the breaking up of a hard winter. In the first place, I didn't. In the second place, what's it matter when you just a handsome young Romeo with literary ambitions that make him a practically no use to her? Say that again.  Ronnie Wales is worth two million dollars. What? Nice, isn't it? But call your shots, Mary. I hear his wife's nice, too. His wife? I hear the kids are grand, twins, boys, watermen. Well, what a surprise, then. But why did he want to give me a song and dance like that? Some say their wives are English. Some say their wives don't understand them. They're not married. The sales meeting tomorrow? The sales department's been notified. Better than company. If you never forget anything, do it. What now, Mary? Office hours are from nine to five-thirty.  How close have you come to getting together with the Crown people? If I can't tell them, they can't be so. Run your hands and blue eyes down that. It seems to be a confidential memorandum of the Crown's yearly requirements. He'll take that order at three-and-a-half percent off list. Yeah, and I'll buy twenty dollar gold pieces for nineteen bucks. Mr. Ritter's going to offer the Crown people three-and-a-half percent off for that order tomorrow. They listen. Ritter wouldn't offer three-and-a-half percent off for... You know, that's a remarkable coincidence. That's my idea exactly. In fact, I was going to sound them out on a discount basis the first thing in the morning and see if Ritter would approve it. Then I've just been wasting your time. Not at all, girly. Not at all. You meant well. I was just ahead of you, that's all. Mr. Bronson lives at 478 Park Avenue. He left his office about ten minutes ago. You can catch him if you go right after him. Consider the demeanors on his way. But why the night work, girly? Well, Mr. Ritter, not being in your confidence, is going to personally telephone Mr. Bronson that discount at 8.30 a.m. And you won't get credit for the order. Hey, let me know when I can do you a favor sometime. You can do me one right now. Name it, girly. Try and remember that my name is Lyndon. Well, of course it's Lyndon. Hey, plug me in on the switchboard, will ya? I want to break a blond's heart.  But at the same time, little girls shouldn't give away confidential tips to cheap salesmen. Why not give an ambitious youngster a break? Jim DeNene is no good. Hold your job long enough and you'll see Jim DeNene ahead of this company. Out of a city of six million people, why do you have to pick him? You weren't here when I first started, two years ago. It was my first job. I was scared to death. I'd have run away if it hadn't been for Jim DeNene. What'd he do? Offer to show you the pictures in his flat? He found me crying in the hall. He had me along and told me to keep up with bluff. Everybody in the world was bluffing. Don't look like no big brother to me. Well, I've just tried to pay him back for the way he helped me. You're goofy about him. Maybe. You don't even know you wear silk stockings. I'm protecting my job, too. Someday Jim will be the boss here. Called you five times today.  Why do you go about that sort of thing? Call him up and tell him you picked out a swell apartment? You don't do anything. You just drift. Smilingly. I'm no drifter. I swim upstream, if necessary.  Well, John, you'll need to take a trip to your mouth. In about a year from now, you'll take a ride on a horse. Bad as that? Yes, Mr. Robinson. Tell him to come in, Mary. OK, John. You can't see anybody else today. This is my banker. He won't get me excited. All right. Now, remember, you give up business immediately. Goodbye. Goodbye.  Thank you. Well, they tell me you went for downtown for a whole week. The doctor tells me I've got to retire or terribly sell out my business and find someone to buy the business. Well, that's not so easy. Times are hard. I read about a man who retired and sold his business to his employees. That's a modern method. Our banks might finance a deal like that if we were sold on the set up. And you could keep your name on the firmware it has been for 40 years. Well, who's the man to head it? Very well with the timber and the mills. Oh, there's that new sales manager, Mr. Daneen. Oh, he's too young, too fresh. No, that's not a bad idea in an old business. The great Daneen isn't dressed yet. But come on in, honey. Sure, the famous honeypins. Make yourself at home. Like it? Yes, all right. How do you like my new apartment? I suppose it's much smarter than your old one. Sure. New contract, new salary, new flat. Got a progression, oh. I think it's pretty swell myself. Daneen. Oh, I forgot.  You're pretty regular at that. I think yes, well. You don't know me. You only know my job. I smoke sometimes. Wear an evening dress with absolutely no back to it. No. And have been known to drink a cocktail. That is, when urged. I urge you. I beseech you. Well, rather than have my clothes torn in the struggle, I will. That is, method has orange juice in it. I'm sorry. It has. No, thanks. Well, I'm glad to know you, Mrs. Wretz. And the next time you come, we'll have that sauerkraut you crave. I'll give you a time. Wretz, you will only get together sometime, won't you? Yes. Sometimes. Well, knowing that you don't love me for my body alone, I suppose you've come to make me president of the company, huh? Well, maybe vice president. Mr. Ritter's got to retire. You can't fire me. I've got a contract. I'll unclad airtight and tied up with pink string. Robinson of the city trust could be sold on a proposition to buy Ritter's stock for you and pay for it out of the profits. No, it isn't hashish. Listen to me, Jim Dunny. I know what I'm talking about. Robinson wants to keep the firm's business. I know. Oh, don't worry. He'd make something out of the deal himself. You have fine records. Robinson's wide open for young blood. I'm not having any pipe dream if you've got the stuff to sell a proposition to Robinson. I suppose you think I haven't, huh? What did you think I came here for? I know there's more than one call for the car loan. Give me the lowdown. Here's the way I'd approach him. Mr. Robinson, you're a businessman. I'm a businessman. I feel sure that I can double the firm's business in the next three years. Naturally, my efforts would be increased if I were working for myself. My plan guarantees the continuance of the relations and profits you have made with us. It is not only a bank's privilege, but its duty to foster the development of the concern with whom its past, present, and future is allied. That's the feat that'll get Robinson. Mr.  I'm a businessman. I feel sure that I can double the firm's business in the next three years. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Hey, what's the idea? Oh, here, blot it off. I'll see if I can find you another one. Fifteen bucks for that shirt, woman. Oh, what a surprise. Here, wear this one. You see, I ain't going to a funeral. Would you take a spot of color so to brighten up the spirits and show off the dunnene personality? Bankers are very conservative. Well, maybe you're right. Well, I guess I'll be going now. Oh, here, I didn't thank you yet. You know, it's a swell tip. But then I'm the only one that could carry out the scheme. You'd better change your shirt. Remember, you've got to be there at nine and fifteen. I'll be on time. Don't worry. And thanks again. Oh, uh, Mr. Robinson's address is on this slip of paper. Leave it on the table. I'll put my own number here, too.  From the nearest front store, baby. You say you were Mr. Dunnene. What do you know about Mr. Dunnene? Oh, he's the one that calls you Landy when your name is Lyndon. How did you find out where I live? Oh, to Lori. If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, then the mountain must come to Mohammed. But this is the first time the mountain had to wear a false beard. Do sit down, going to bed. For Mr. Wales, he is just going to bed. For Mr. Dunnene, oh, come right up. Come right up. I don't care to discuss, Mr. Dunnene. But I want to talk about Mr. Dunnene. I want to talk about you. And I want to talk about me. Oh, I know all about you. Ronnie Wales. White. Honest. Ambition? Not to have to work for a living so that I could go to the south of France and write a book. And I don't believe in marriage. I'm married. You know that. We haven't lived together for three years. As a matter of fact, I haven't seen her for two. Where's a cave in your tin mug? And the little dog you need to? And how are lead pencils selling these days? Oh, Mary, I put it over. Knock them for a loop. Then listen. And to be vice president.  The bank retains 20%. The balance for me. And dividends credited on purchase. I've got ten years to pay it off. But I'll knock that for a raw baskin.  All right, darling. Don't yell at me. Nice drug store you're phoning from. Well, I, uh, I'm home. Some people dropped in. Then don't let me keep you. I'm meditating myself. Go away, darling. How can I talk business with you mauling me so? Oh, but darling, I can't keep my hands off you. Excuse me. I'll see you at the office tomorrow. Can I play some jazz now? No, I've got business to attend to. Finish your drink and I'll call you a cab. All right. Don't make me laugh. Good night, Mary. Good night. Good morning, Dolores. Good morning. Yes, all right. I'll turn to the computer. Yeah. Good morning, Mary. Good morning. All right. Bring an out book. It's gone to great lengths to convince you that it would be unwise to open an agency in this country. Usual signature. How'd that sound? Why don't you say something about our overhead being so distributed that it cut down costs? Oh, yeah, put that in. Make it short, you know. Anything else? Oh, let me see. Excuse me. Went to a party with Mr. Robinson's last night. Late. Oh, by the way, his daughter's name is Helen, isn't it? Helen, I believe. Oh. Don't you think we ought to make one more try for Raymaker's business? I closed him the last night at Mr. Robinson's house for five years at 239. Oh, Jim, that's splendid. Not bad. What? It's more than splendid. It's the biggest thing you've done. I'm proud of you. Yeah. I'd be proud of myself if I didn't have this awful head. It took a lot of champagne to warm up old Raymaker. As my old man used to say, a hair from the dog that bit you. Jay, what a tough time my folks had. I wish I'd had my luck while they were still living. We were very poor when you were a kid. The greatest tragedy of my life was graduating from high school with a patch on the seat of my trousers. And all the other young squirts and tuxedos. You've done remarkably. From a handicapped start. Thanks, Mary. That's nice of you to say that. Yes. Just a minute. The Miss Daisy Presby says she has an appointment. Shall I get rid of her? Oh, no. No, wait a minute. Miss Presby, wait. I've, uh, I've hired an assistant for you. You've been working too many nights. This girl can take some of the dictation. But I haven't complained. I don't want you to weigh yourself out, you know. I thought it was my job to engage the new girls. This is, uh, this is different. I see. Jim, I'd rather not have an assistant. I can attend to everything. I'm not a bit overworked. But I've hired the girl. She should start in the morning. I'm afraid I must decide on the advisability of these things. Very well. Well, what else? By the way, uh, I was right about tails and a white tie for the Robinson dinners, wasn't I? If there's one thing I flatter myself on, it's knowing how to dress. Of course. I can't understand why this florist bill should be a hundred dollars higher than last month. We haven't ordered more than usual. I'll check it over. Oh, by the way, send a dozen American beauty roses to Miss Ellen Robinson. Very well. Oh, by the way, how much does Miss Daisy Presby go on the payroll for? Uh, put her down for fifty a week. And see if no one disturbs me. Mr. James Dunneen, secretary speaking.  Yes. Hold the phone a moment. I'll give you her address. What? Do we have her address? Yes, it's the same, Miss Robinson. All right, thank you. Miss Presby? Mm-hmm. Fill out this card, please. You're to start in the morning. And we have a small desk over there. These chairs. There goes my stocking. Six bucks a pair. I picked up a swell combination at Wimbled. I'm saving it for my hope chest. I ask you, isn't that the spin you love to touch? Lovely. But they robbed you. I got the same thing for fourteen. Oh, don't tell me you wear French lingerie beneath that flower stack. What I wear next to my lily-white body is, strange as it may seem, nobody's business. Sock goes dempsy and shocky takes it on the chin. I think I'll just pop in and say hello to Jim. Wait just a minute. He doesn't wish to be disturbed. You can't go in when the red lights burning. Listen, sugar, I go past all red lights without even slowing down. Are you finished? Miss Linden. Mr. Dunnean ready for me? Expecting you. Oh, by the way, you're after I don't want Mr. Dunnean bothered with any of the household details. I'll do the buying myself. Yes, Miss Linden. Fresh flowers in there for you, Miss Linden. Yes, Miss Linden. Good morning, Miss Linden. Good morning, Miss Linden. Oh? That Clytem business has got to be settled today. I got another inside tip. Get some mail for you. Oh. Anything else, Mr. Dunnean? Oh, thanks, Martin. I know that a price of $2.32 was discussed. If we get the order, Mary, you'll get a swell new fitted bag. I'd rather have a raise. You're jealous because Miss Presby got one? Hardly. Not the same situation. You're different. To your sorrows? She's just a diversion. She got her salary raised. I'll say she's diverting.  Certainly not. But she ruins the morale of the office. And from the things she says, you think she was one of the board of directors. You'll get a swell fitted bag, nevertheless. You look tired, Mary. Why don't you take a day off? In fact, I have an invitation to spend a weekend at Atlantic City. Fine.  You think Daisy can do my work, too? She's a little inexperienced, but... I think she can. I can postpone my Atlantic City trip. It's a standing invitation. Hope you feel better. Thanks, Mary. Don't do that. I thought the black killer of Bayeswater had got me. Theatre, eh? It's guarded for the theatre. Ended up by driving on the post-pro. Oh, sounds romantic. Who is he? Jim DeNen. How long has this been going on? It hasn't gone on. I've been out with him once or twice. He sends me flowers. Well, you've a lot in common. Uh, his neckties, for instance. That's not fair. He's improved unbelievably. He's a very remarkable young man. Oh, like him pretty much? Pretty much. Then in the morning, you'll see a doctor. Oh, don't be silly. I'm all right. No, you're not. No girl's healthy who prefers a good sound businessman to a dancing fool. Well, when I really start fiddling, even Jim DeNen will dance. Well, now, don't you look forward to an existence of all afternoon at the horse show and all evening at contract with him. He's not the type. No. Just wait till I get him in my clutches. I'm afraid there's another woman in his life. What? Lip Rouge on his handkerchief. They never learn, do they? Positively, no nonsense. Unless a contract is lived up to, it is not a contract. There is no reason why we cannot cooperate on an issue involving so much of our mutual welfare. Yours truly. Oh, what's the matter? Let it too strong, Jim. You've got to be tough with Bueller. Write it as I dictated it. Very well. Well, now what have you got for me? Oh, well, Martin says you need shirts. Any particular choice of color? Do I ever wear anything but white shirts? Well, do you think I am a shipping clerk? I beg your pardon. Oh, Mary, Martin had a new sort of evening tie for me last night. Narrow, very smart. Tell her to order a dozen more. I bought it for you. Oh, and Mary, uh, changed another Bueller. Tone it down. That part about, uh, positively no nonsense. Leave that out entirely. And Mary... I don't want Miss Presby to take any more of my dictation. What's the matter? Is she beginning to get breach of prophecy? The burden, brothers? Oh, I have to take them out tonight and make Hoopie with them. Do you want to come along? Love me to take the place of the dear departed so soon. Huh? I asked you, didn't I? Yeah, show them it. Father lost money. Of course, the managers were very glad to have a society girl to go on the stage, but sometimes I feel it's very degrading for a girl from an old Virginia family.  Oh, no. Mama lives there. I send her part of my salary every week. But, of course, that doesn't leave me very much for myself. There, there, Sybil. Oh, Mr. Burden, but I only just met you tonight. Oh, well, let's have another drink, and then you'll know me better.  I think she needs something to brace her up. Trouble? Trouble? Oh, I remember that word. That's what poor people have when the rents do. Ha, ha, that's a good joke. Troubles only something. Poor people have when the rents do. Oh, Mr. Burden. What'd you do? Blow the rent on that frog? What's the matter with this frog? Absolutely nothing. Looks like it's been poured in it and forgot to say when. I suppose you'd like me to wear this around the paper and pulse business. Well, you don't have to dress the way you do. The other girls don't. Oh, you notice that, do you? They make you notice it, and they can't all crave me. No, they just crave raises in salaries. How much do you get? Seventy. You should have more. That's sweet. You dance? Even better than I take dictation. Let's... I just thought it was a perfect machine in an office. I gathered that. You and I got together tonight the way we did. Are you? I'm terribly fond of you. But how could I help it? Eight, ten, twelve hours a day together? Mostly behind closed doors? Proving that a working girl can be safe in the advances of her employer. Well, I always figure that business and pleasure don't mix. That's not it. You've looked at me a thousand times. I never saw me until tonight. I see you now, and you look pretty good to me. I wonder if it isn't the dress. Or perhaps the liquor. Have another drink. Oh, would you have liked it if I'd kissed you in the office when you first came to work for me? A kiss depends on who's doing it and how it's done. How's this? You don't need that drink. I know all you've done for me. I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you. I've been blinded by my own success. But from now on, things are going to be different. Jimmy, I've got to be a machine again. It's past three o'clock. One of us has to be on hand at ten in the morning while it will be there. Hang while it. Hang all the pulp and paper in the world. Jimmy. Jimmy. Give me a drink and I'll run along. You're drinking a lot lately. Foolish. Let me be foolish tonight. It's a night of nights, isn't it? Here's how. Good morning, Jim. Oh, good morning. The change in your attitude. I guess I had a little too much to drink last night, didn't I? Did you? Didn't you notice it? No, that's good. I was afraid I might have... Well, I mean, did I get fresh or make a pass at you or anything like that? Why, no. That's a relief.  I cannot understand the change in your attitude. Huh? You were dictating? Oh, yeah, Jim. I cannot understand the change in your attitude. I cannot understand the change in your attitude. As the week's rolled by, good evening, Miss Lyndon. Good evening, Fred. Lovely, lovely. I'll start with you, Fred. For those? Yes. But the monthly bills all right? Yes, they were nicely checked and everything's under control. Has it done any harm? Not since this morning. He hasn't been at the office all day either. Well, that's understandable. I hope you don't mind my stepping into your province, fixing these flowers. Not at all, Miss Lyndon. What's the party for? Fred, I asked, who's the party for? I thought perhaps you'd like to arrange these also. Well, what's that? You finished the flowers, Prince. I, the girl, win big paper, man. What? Robinson hooked Jim. Well, cut my throat. Come for the features. To the brides. Long, macy waves. I, I try to help you, Mary, but I guess it's better to get it out of your system. Let me buddy him. I don't care who it is. I haven't got any pride left. The engagement is announced. Of Miss Ellen Robinson to Mr. James Dunnean. The electronic. I made him look like a gentleman. I've taught him to speak to King's English. I've shared his troubles and worries. I've listed him above the president. I've stood between him and a dozen cheap designing women. When it comes to a girl with beauty, and money, and a glamorous position. Mary, take it easy. Isn't that bad? Please don't, Mary. That isn't going to help you. Well, Rolly, the next time, the next time, do you get me? We won't talk about that now. Oh, so you're going to burn me too, are you? After a while we'll talk about that. Yes. Oh, send her in. Miss Ellen Robinson to see you. Yes, I will. Ellen Robinson. Yes, I know. You came to see Mr. Dunnean? No, you. Won't you sit down? Miss Lyndon, when I first decided I wanted to marry Jim Dunnean, my father and I naturally talked it over. I'm sure your father approved. My father has known you for a long time. Only in a business way. So that's how I happened to know you're in love with Jim Dunnean. That's not true. That proves it. Could I work alongside of Jim Dunnean for years without falling in love with him? Certainly not. Get to the point. Your admission that you're in love with him hardly qualifies you from a fiancé's viewpoint for further employment. You want me to quit? At once. And if I refuse, I should tell him you're desperately in love with him and that it would be charitable to ask you to leave. You wouldn't do that. Oh, wouldn't I? When Greek meets Greek. You can call on me at Greek. Pardon my intrusion. Mr. Dunnean, I think I've been here long enough. Well, Mary, what are you talking about? I've got a better job. I've got hours, more money. Now, Mary, don't do anything foolish. We'll talk this over later. There's nothing to talk over. I've had it in mind for some time. It was just settled today. I'm leaving immediately. Won't you have any convenience, you any? Remember, you still have Daisy. Goodbye. Mary! But you've known for some time that he was gonna... You know that wanted me. And what did I tell him? Like a fool, I'd say to them, she's a good girl. And what did I say to myself? Like a fool, I said, Mary, you just keep yourself a nice, fine little girl. And one of these days, Jim Dunnean will realize how good I am. Just asking for a lot of trouble.  I'm reconciled to that. I found one of these on the floor of Jim's bedroom once. I knew the girl, and I despised her for being cheap and trivial. I just don't want to be that cheap myself. The funny part about it is that I'm priced at exactly eight dollars less than one of the most obvious young women I've ever met. Mary, dear, if my wife didn't have all the money in the family, I swear I'd get a divorce and marry you. I didn't ask you to buy my violin. No. No. Well, now, Miss Robinson, the Chicago train arrived a half hour ago, and I'm sure he'll come direct to the office. I'll tell him. Do you want a word in Saturday? Oh, well, no. Well, why wasn't it shipped? Well, it wasn't Mark Rush, but I'd better hold him till you got back.  Help own my house and have Mark and my fella bring the folder down here right away. You know what confusion? File in my library. But some of your clothes can be salvaged. So what are you talking about? I don't think they can fix some of your clothes as soon as he gets out of the hospital. Or is my fiance dead? Oh, no, Miss Robinson's not dead. He'll feel for the last wait, wondering why she hasn't heard from you. Nothing, nothing at all there. I'm living at lumber camps, and I simply didn't have the time. Myself as a neglected wife. I've got to do a lot of traveling. The paper business is in a critical state. Newspapers are buying up their own mill. I'm not blowing my own horn, it's simply the truth. And we might as well face it. It's much better to face things in advance. Now, I'll get, please run along. Never let Mary Linden get away from me. I'll have my head examined, that's all. If I could find her now, I'd give her half the company to come back. I think I want a woman around here who's... Mary? In love with me? We did a lot of night work together, you two.  I'm no saint. I have my moments. But Mary Linden simply isn't that kind of a girl, that's all. Watch her headquarters for a statement about the connection between her cigarette and the fire in your home last night. I have no suspicions of you, Daisy. Run along. Suspicion of me? Come on. Nobody has any suspicions of you. Did you do anything to get Mary Linden to leave here? Certainly. For how day you would appear in my business affairs? Business? That's good. A woman like Mary Linden. With Mary Linden, the woman, you may have had a feminine right to be involved. But with Mary Linden, my private secretary, you had absolutely no right to interfere. Listen, I'd fall madly in love with any woman who displayed the least bit of common sense. And I won't forgive you if I'm rude, but I'm terribly busy. Too busy, I'm afraid. Well, suppose we let it go with that. Yeah, I haven't the slightest idea where to re-time you want to work. Work for a month yet. I tried to get in touch with you last week. Dear, exactly what you told me to. I wonder what he wanted. Daisy got canned? No, nothing there. The Marines have landed and the situation is well in hand. The forthcoming marriage of Miss Ellen Robinson to Mr. James DeNene has been caused off by mutual consent. Where to, Laurie? Let me see. Where? Oh, it isn't in the paper. But it's liable to be any minute now. Or I've been listening in over that switchboard in vain. Laurie! Mary! It's ruining my boyfriend's evening. Yes, tonight and every night until I find the secretary who's satisfactory. You got the answers to those war dads? Yes, here they are. Here to the president of a pulp and paper concern. Best of references. Hey, this was Helen Clark. Come in and see me this afternoon. Yes, sir.  We've got work to do. But I get $100 a week now. Right, Mary. Of course, $100 is all right. Stop joking. I've got just three days to get affairs in shape so I can beat it up. I have decided to...


I am in Thailand now in Chiang Mai. What do you do there? I am studying in English education. So you want to become an English teacher? Maybe. Maybe. You don't know. The first question is, if I want to study higher education, like a master's degree, so, like, should I take a TOEFL exam, right? Mm-hmm. What score, like, how many scores should I get to apply for the university there? Uh, it varies by each university actually, there's not a universal number. And actually a lot of universities will admit students who don't have the TOEFL score that they'd like them to have and they'll let them do what's called conditional admissions, so they'll come and start the program and do an English course through the university to get their TOEFL score up to the level that they need it to be. So for example, a friend of mine, Dan Dan from China, she just started a graduate program at GW. George Washington University, sorry. And so she was over the TOEFL requirement that she needed to get. I believe it was 26, but I'm not positive about that. But some of her friends in the program hadn't quite hit the mark, so they were going to a summer program to do some English intensive studies and get their level up to where it needed to be before they started the program in the fall. Oh, I see. So, like, what's the university like, which is famous for education? Well, I mean, it depends what kind of education you're talking about. You said you want to be an English educator, so you would be looking at schools that have really good, you know, English as a foreign language program, TESOL or TESL, they have different names, which is really hard to say, which I think it's going to require some research. The State Department has EducationUSA advising centers around the world, perhaps there might be one in Bangkok, I don't know, or there's probably an educational advisor in Bangkok who you could also go on the EducationUSA website and you might be able to get some information, but they can help you narrow down your choices of schools because some schools might have a strength in a particular kind of education, but there's in a different program, so there's no easy answer. Yeah, but there are websites. So EducationUSA is a really good resource. Their website is educationusa.info.info. But there are a couple of other websites that they probably will direct you to also. So Kaplan and Princeton Review, I think College Confidential, they have search engines that you can use to look through schools depending on various criteria, so you could put in, I'm looking for a school that has a really strong education department and is located in a city and costs under such and such amount and it can help narrow down a list for you of universities that match your criteria. So that might be helpful for you as well. And you want to make sure that you're looking at accredited schools. That's, I'm sure that might be a good piece of advice. Yeah, I think probably those websites will only direct you to accredited universities. Those schools that have been accredited by respected organizations that accredit them. You'd be able to transfer your credits to other schools. That's basically the important thing. Do you have another question? Actually, one other thing that I'm thinking about because you're interested in potentially teaching language, if you get some professional experience as a teacher, there's a Fulbright program that is specifically for teachers of... Oh, I know. Fulbright program is basically a scholarship. Yeah, so they have a scholarship that is specifically for foreign language teachers. My friend Paula was here on it this year. So if you get a little bit of professional experience first, that might be something that would be really great to look into. We got fully sponsored to go to Susquehanna University in Pennsylvania and study there and teach undergraduates there. So that's a really Fulbright... I think it's Fulbright F-L-T-A, Foreign Language Teacher something. Fulbright F-L-T-A. Yeah. Currently, I'm working with one of the projects of US Embassy here in Kabul as a communication reporting advisor. Actually, I'm seeking for admission to any good university in the US to get my master's degree in the field of mass communication and public affairs. Okay. Yeah, I mean, there are a lot of mass communication, journalism, media programs around the country. Do you have any suggestions of programs to look into? Or how we can research good programs? Have you started looking at programs yet, or are you right at the beginning of thinking about where you might want to go? Actually, I'm just at the beginning searching for good universities, but I have taken a triple exam, and I have a score of 553. Okay. Yep, PBT. Great. So probably you'll be required, once you get to the point of applying for admission, you'll probably have to take the GRE exam as well, which is kind of a general, I don't know how to describe it, like a general knowledge kind of exam that a lot of universities require just to sort of show your readiness to do graduate level education. But yeah, like Avi said, there are a lot of programs for communications in particular in the US, and probably I would suggest that maybe the place to start is to think about what area of the country you might want to be in, because the opportunities can be really different depending on parts of the country. So we're here in Washington, DC, and if you did communications here, it might be focused a little bit more on political communications and policy-oriented types of things, versus if you were in New York, it might be a little more journalism-focused, more media-based. So that might be a place to start narrowing down, because what you're going to find is that there's so many programs that it almost feels overwhelming the number of choices. So you have to start thinking about ways to narrow it down. And even, you know, I don't know if you've talked to EducationUSA in Afghanistan yet. They have some really good advisors who can help you look into whether there are any specific scholarship programs for Afghan students, because if there are schools that have specific fellowships or scholarships that you might be eligible for, obviously that would be a really good route to go as well. And you can also look also at public affairs programs, too. Those bring in some public policy and, you know, politics and international affairs. You know, in addition to taking courses on basic communications or journalism or new media, so, you know, there are a lot of options for different programs. All right. Actually, sir, I'm looking for, like I have not decided, ma'am explained very well about to narrowing it down to a specific field, but I have experience in the field of business communication. I have worked with marketing. Oh, sure. Yeah, and I have done a lot of marketing campaigns and marketing communications, like working closely with the media, writing press releases and contacting press conferences. So I think I'll be thinking of business communication and I will also contact here, the U.S. education advisory services that we have here. So I'll contact them. And what do you think about the, like, tuition fees of the master degree there?  It's expensive to get an education here. But, you know, there are definitely scholarship programs that you can apply to. There's financial aid available from some universities. And that's something that EducationUSA can help you because they'll be familiar with the opportunities specifically for people from Afghanistan. So they'll be able to point you a little bit more directly towards what you might be eligible for. But certainly, you know, university here is expensive. If you don't have financial aid to cover it, it's prohibitively expensive. And you might be able to look for maybe scholarships through a group like, I think there's, is it IABC, the International Association of Business Communicators or Business Communicators? I know there are, you know, there are professional groups for business communicators. You could find them on the internet that might have maybe, you know, programs to help students who are, you know, want to get an actual degree in, you know, in that profession. Yeah, I think actually the fact that you know you want to do business communications probably works in your favor because you can look for organizations that want to sponsor students to be in that field. And I think even there are some companies that will do that. If you go to the Fulbright website, they have a search engine that will let you look through scholarship opportunities that are available for various types of students. So you might take a look at that and see if there are any that are specifically for business communications or for students from Afghanistan and get a sense of who might be willing to sponsor you to come. Mohammed, thank you so much for calling. Good luck. Good luck in your search. Thank you. Bye-bye.