My DeafNation friends, I hope you are doing well. It's not green screen that is real behind you, so I'm trying something completely new today. There's a 50 second delay, so let me wait a bit and make for sure that you can see me, hear me, let me go here in the back up, okay, looks not so bad, by the way. So let me know in the chat, James, hey, James is there, awesome to see you, James. I realized that my, because some of you know that probably, but my connection at home is really bad. I rely on a 4G connection. And today I was in my garden and I did a speed test and I saw that the upload was really high compared to my office, okay, because I'm outside. And yeah, you know, it's light, it's not so cold and I say, yeah, you know, why not? So I'm here in my garden, the cats are here, they don't really understand what is happening. And well, hopefully let me know if it's better than last week, last week it was really, really shoppy. Let me go to the chat and I can see you and you can hear me, yeah, cool, okay. Maybe it's not the best, I think, but at least it looks like it's smooth, okay. So a few minutes ago it was really nice weather, okay. Now it's getting cloudy, but yeah, you know, we're going to talk about the cloud. Let me be honest also on something else, my guest is still not there, okay. I send him some messages, he didn't show up yet. So I have to talk while he's arriving, but his name is Conta and he's working for a company called Claver Cloud. So yeah, no, we have clouds and anything. So anyway, I'm really happy to be here. It was a bit the last minute I tried to set up my microphone. I can show you how I'm holding my microphone. Let me show you that. You see that? How do you call that? A palm, because I could not use the stand. It was not working. Oh, and you can see a cat behind me, or two cats, even two cats, okay. They're wondering what is happening. And there is my pool, but my pool is empty right now because I need to fix some stuff, okay. Anyway, let me ping Conta and I don't have his private number. If someone is on the chat and that he has his private number, please tell him to check his Twitter private messages. There's the link to go on the stream, okay. Anyway, how are you today? Let me see. What do we have here? We have a Tony. Oh, Tony. Yeah. Yeah. Abdel Malek. Hi, Abdel Malek. Hi, John. And yeah. Don't be shy. Tell me where you come from and let me drink some water. I'm a bit stressed that my guest is not there. If he's not there, you know, we can do other stuff. I can show you some live coding. I've been doing some really exciting stuff around Qwarkis lately, Qwarkis and operators in Kubernetes. How can you make a Qwarkis operator and Kubernetes operator using Qwarkis? So if you want to see what I've been doing around this, well, you can just say it in the chat. Let me check the restream. If Contain is there, no, let me send him another message. Okay. I'm thinking in French, oh, now come on, see, okay. So hopefully he's late with his previous meeting. I know he had to move some meetings to make time available for me today. So maybe, yeah, he's the boss, you know, so maybe he had a crucial business opportunity or something went wrong and yeah, he could not delay it. Anyway, I hope you're doing fine today. Usually I do a presentation of my weapons, you know, my cup of your weapons. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring them in the garden. I could have show you some of the weapons. But anyway, he's still not there. You know what, let's, let's, oh yeah, we need, hello everyone, Winnipeg, Winnipeg, okay, yeah. So, and John is joining from Frankfurt and we have Code Zombie there. Okay, hi, Code Zombie, I hope you are doing well, doing well. Okay, cool. Anyway, it looks like my connection is better. I could even maybe try to enhance my camera definition. Is that dangerous? Let's try it. Let's try it. Okay, maybe the definition will be a bit better and I will see in 15 seconds what happens. So my guess is not there. Let me see. Your garden is beautiful. Thank you. Yeah. Show us something, please. That would be great. Okay. Awesome. Can you talk us about ConnectAPI of Reddit? Alec is asking me, ConnectAPI, could you tell me more? I'm really sorry. I don't know what it is. There are so many things at Reddit to be honest. I don't know exactly what code ConnectAPI is, but anyway, you know what, let me share my screen and let me show you a bit, let's do some live coding, okay? Let me share my screen and there we go and I share and oh, there is content. There's content. Oh, you know what? Let me wait once again. I bring content on screen. I stop my screen share. Awesome. He's there. Hey, content. Hello. Hello. How are you? Fine. Really fine.  Yeah. Yeah. I was telling the people that I was not too worried. I was about to start a live coding demo while we were waiting for you, but you're here. It's great. It's awesome. Super cool. So let me see. Let's start right now and let me see. We can hear you well. We can see you well. That's awesome. I have even a banner to interview. So I always started this way, content, please introduce yourself because maybe not everyone knows who you are. So do a quick intro of yourself and then we will take it from there. Sure. So my name is Krem and I am the CEO of Clever Cloud. So Clever Cloud is a platform service slash cloud computing platform, global cloud computing platform, who basically automated everything. And at the beginning I'm a developer and now I'm like I'm a CEO, so I'm doing a lot of stuff. Yeah. So that's what I did. That's what you did. Okay. Second question that I always ask, and for you I know the answer will be different because I know the last year it was not the normal years, the weird stuff happening and usually I ask people how do they handle this situation? And I know you did something incredible last year at the beginning of the pandemic. Crazy story. Maybe you can share what you did, what you decided to do with a lot of other people because yeah, I think it's pretty unusual. Yeah. It was a really, really good idea. So at the beginning of the pandemic, what we see with some friends, it's depending the pandemic is affecting a lot of people in the lung and like a small part of the population affected by the coronavirus will be affected into the lung and will need to have a mechanical ventilator assistance to breathe. And I think it's the part of the people going to mechanical ventilation is very small, but the thing is the coronavirus is spreading very quickly. It varies with a lot of capability of contagion. And so the small part becoming a large amount of people, which is not usual to manage as a health system. So that's why a lot of health systems have a need of a few ventilators more inside their stuff. And the point is, we decided to say, OK, maybe what we need to do is created a mechanical ventilator. And we started to think about creating a ventilator from nothing, a full open source and a reproducible and everything. And the good thing is the project I've been kickstarting in two weeks from just five people to 300 people working together, coming from hardware, software, marketing, certification, legal certification and legal on some people to the certification also on legal and industry stuff. And with all these guys, we have been able to create a ventilator in just three weeks. In fact, we're beginning at the 17th March on the 4th of April. I plug the first light being, which was a pig on top of the ventilator. And in the summer, we have the first human plug. And it was the first made ever. It was a digital first open source 3D printed ventilator with clinical trial with human people. And over all the open source project all over the world, including Tesla, including NASA, including everyone, just one of clinical trial with human people. It's a Mac Air. And it's a very cool project, which we were very proud to work on. And it was really awesome. Yeah. But it's still going. And it's still going. Yeah. How is it going, by the way? You are, what are the next steps of this project? So right now, we are going to do the next step of clinical trial, which is very complicated because of bureaucracy.  And there is just a few people pragmatic in this area. So I'm very sad to say that we have been able to save lots of people without no problem, which have not been possible for paper reasons, for bureaucratic reasons. But we need to smash that. So today, we know that there is people using the Mac Air. We have an industry partnership with Seb, which is a Roventa. And all these brands is the Seb group, which is one of the biggest industrial group in French. So we're working with the Army, with the CEA, with a lot of very large groups in France. And basically, today, Seb is building the Mac Air. And we have Mac Air used in Senegal, in the island, Madagascar, this kind of place, and in clinical trial in France. And what we want to do is like we have open source, the new Mac Air version 5, which address way more than just the COVID-19 pandemic, which is a device with total cost of ownership, but total cost of building out of the factory, the Mac Air cost around 4,000 to 5,000 euros, which compared to device which is 37,000 euros. OK? And it's very precise. As a ventilator, it's a very precise range of pressure and everything. It's a very interesting project in the open source side for various very clever ideas that have been made there. And what we want to build around that is to say, OK, what we will do now is creating a nonprofit. We will own a company which buildings the Mac Air and build something around open source health system. Because today, all the health system are proprietary, closed, not able to communicate with each other, and not able to be improved by all those people in the medical life or those people around the world. So that's why we want to build something around open source. And what I want to do is creating something like the red dot of open source medical device, because it's very important to build something around that. So it's a very enthusiastic product we have here, and we try to build something great.  And it's awesome. And yeah, open source health is even something that we discussed internally at Red Hat with friends. When the vaccine came out, the NRA messenger vaccine, there was a really nice blog post explaining it's more or less like a code, you know? And it's code that's a bit hacked. And there's a header. And we were saying, wow, it would be awesome if that could be open source, you know? And people can contribute to send a poll request to the vaccine to a new version. And so yeah, I don't know if that's anything realistic around that. Yeah, if you think about what you can do is RNM is kind of a super nice technology to build a protein you need in the human body. So with RNM, you've got virtually built things that what is awesomely made to cure people, to transform people for people who want to have augmented you. And in fact, if you look at the big numbers, it's cheap. Building an RNM molecule formula is very cheap. And I really think that this is the way that else can flip to this other world where the cost of produce becomes so cheap that we can be in the same way than IT with open source. And the formulas in RNM can become something open source hackable, which is order with company taking the responsibility of putting a formula at some point at the market. And when you buy something to read that, you're not buying the code, the code is open source. What you're buying is the support, the certification that this version is working, the certitude that someone will look at the problem if you have a problem, and the confidence that every problem will be handled. If you think about that, what you're buying is a certification, is an insurance, but you're not buying the tech by itself. And using the RNM, I think in a few years, it can become very interesting to have open source formulas sponsored by a company which is basically just under the certification process and be totally fabulous because some company will have a huge amount of RNM fabrication systems. So totally, the RNM is for me one of the key to have open source chemicals in the arts industry. Yeah, well, nice. OK, so our idea that we had was not that stupid. But I don't know if you read that article that's compare that RNM messenger to code. It's really well explained. We've written for developers like us. And wow, it was mind blowing for me. So anyway, let's talk about you introduce quickly CleverCloud. Could you explain again, basically, what do you do at CleverCloud? What's for company? In fact, if you look at the thing is today, what people want is to ship application more quickly. And to ship application more quickly, what we can do is to reduce the numbers of meetings. People are tied with meetings. So how to reduce the numbers of meeting? Automate stuff, like make no brainer stuff, no decision to make. So CleverCloud was for 10 years something that we can call DevOps improved by high. DevOps forward by high. What's means that a developer can code, push, and will deploy, and process, monitor, update, like everything to guarantee that in four years you can come back, the code will be still in production, which means we will update everything around it. We will relaunch when it fails. We will manage the automatic scalability system and everything. So it's a platform as a service, container as a service, data as a service, and more and more service coming up, which is no brainer technology for developer with huge performance and a very huge improvement on the security model. So that's what we do at CleverCloud. OK. When you say with an improved security model, what do you mean exactly by that? We're kind of people which is taught antagonist to all the market. What I think is we really think that the best way to isolate application from each other to come at the core of the CPU. So basically, we're using virtual machine where those people are using containers, for example, and which means that we have better performances on IO, which is way more interesting than the CPU. And we have better preferences on security, which means also you can access it inside your machine. You can have a very great layer on monitoring on top because monitoring is way more easy inside of the turn machine than a container. And you can also use container at CleverCloud. The isolation model would be there. So we've right our only provision layer, which is able to propels way more quickly. For example, when you start a return machine at CleverCloud with Linux inside it, it costs you six to seven seconds at least. OK, yeah, that's true. OK, so I know already the answer, and I'm trolling you. You are not using Kubernetes. No, no, we do some things that works. I know that's not the point, but yeah. Using Kubernetes is very interesting if what you want to solve is consulting. Because the thing is so much complicated that if you want to solve consulting, it's awesome. But what we do is something that actually works. The team have only three people to maintain the old infrastructure, and we're managing hundreds of thousands of applications live up to late all the time. And there is no prediction incident every time. So I don't know any time with any size of SRE with a lot of application like that with the same results in Kubernetes. Because Kubernetes is very complex and there is several flows in my humble opinion on the model, which drives to that. But at some point, we will offer Kubernetes as a service for the customer. I really think that Kubernetes model is not a good model for application, but I think some people want to do it. So it's like everyone. Sometimes people don't take your technology, but you need to support it, and we will support it in a good way. Like we do for Docker, for example, where we were the first to be called ever to support Docker. I really think this is maybe the worst technology happening to the internet since maybe Pearl. But people want to use it. No problem. We're here to help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, OK. You have really smart people inside your company. I know some of them. And what you also do, you create new products, new libraries that you open source. I don't remember the name. You have this reverse proxy one. What is the name of that? Ah, Sosu. Sosu, Sosu, Sosu, so. Sosu, it's the name of the Japanese fontane where there is water enterrated into a bamboo and sometimes a bamboo does stuff. Oh, oh yeah, exactly. This is a Sosu. And that's why we think it was accurate for a reverse proxy. OK, yeah. And I think I believe it's written in Rust. Is that correct? Yeah. We are very strong Rust believers since years and years now. So we are the people behind NUM, for example, the Parcel Library, Parcel Combination Library in Rust used by nearly everyone because it's a transitive dependency for, I don't know, most of dependencies in Rust. So we are very strong contributors to the Rust ecosystem. And years ago, we've write something called Sosu. So Sosu is a reverse proxy which is able to reconfigure why it is running. When I say that, I've not seen things like a tri-fig or stuff like, what is the name of the CNTF stuff? You know, it's a thing from the oldest reverse proxy. What they do is basically creating a new process inside the process. Yeah, like Envoy. They're basically creating a new context inside the context and letting old connection relaying on the old one and making a process split. The problem with this kind of strategy is when you restart your reverse proxy very often, like really often, you will stack a lot of stuff. And in the modern web with HTTP 2, 3, web socket and everything, you keep the connection open, which means that it becomes more and more complicated to kill the old version of the system. I don't know if you know, in Azure Proxy, the people who've write the Azure Proxy system developer which are able to reload Azure Proxy in the system it was us who write that. So we really know this kind of strategy and we know where it's going, when or when it will be done. So we decided to rerun everything from the scratch with Rust, with Sazoo. And Sazoo is taking something like 30% more request than Azure Proxy on the same workload and same hardware on what we do. So you can, what is great with Sazoo is you can change the configuration without restarting it. You can change the configuration from front's website per websites without changing it. And what we can do is same, for example, this certificate and website will use open SSL and this website and certificate will use Russell. So you can switch the SSL library at live and why it is working. And you can also change the binary and change the restart of Sazoo, all the vision and all the binary of Sazoo, without losing any TCP connection. So it's something which is already made to you know, you build something on Sazoo, it will work forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It's full open source. It's full open source, yeah, like everything, almost everything you do is open source. Yeah, we do a lot of open source, yeah. Open source, yeah. And then you were saying you were the first to provide Docker support. I think you were the first one to provide Chiklokas as a service. I think I'm not. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I remember Laurent thinking me. And you were also the first one providing support for Quarkus, I believe so. Yes, we also the first one to provide support for Quarkus. I'm a really huge fan of Quarkus personally. Yeah, okay, including native. I think you- Including native support. From the first day I think, when you provided support, you say, okay, you can do a JVM or you can do it to native. So, yeah, because it's one of the best interests of Quarkus is this way to clean up a lot of old libraries to be able to use it on multiple version. So for me, Quarkus is kind of, I don't know if you remember it, I don't know how it was international now, but in France, we have something called Play 1.0. And basically Play 1.0 was a guy, very clever one, who say, okay, we will build Java on the raise. This kind of productivity framework, like Ruby on raise offered to the web developer, but on the Java platform, because Java is awesome, you can do stuff and you have all the ecosystem. If you want to talk with an Azure cluster in Java, it's, you will have the driver because all the open, the big data platform and everything. And Play 1.0 was very usable and very developer friendly. So Play 2.0 switched to Scala and it was another story and it was really great. I was a huge fan of Play 2.0, but it was not the same story, you know, for the Java developer ecosystem. And for me, Quarkus is clearly the Java on raise, a productivity framework, really happy to use and very clean and smart and used to the developer. And one of the part was the idea of saying, okay, we will try to know what is running inside it because when all the GE is tagged, a little bit lost sometime to the dependency, the complex dependency tie on, you know, of thread and stuff. And what bring Quarkus for me is a clarity to the ecosystem. So that's why at the beginning we're starting with the native support also because I think it's very important. And what we can do with that is going also to the web assembly one, which is really important for us also. So I really like all the going on Quarkus and I really think it's a fresh air for all the Java ecosystem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's clearly an influence from Play 1.0 because part of the Quarkus team, there's Stefan Napaldo that you know, and he has always been a huge fan of Play. So he put some spirit of play in Quarkus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he also was the guy who write red pipes. Red pipes was very interesting also as a framework. And I really think that everything in Quarkus profit for all this experiment and story. And I really think it's a great platform and great framework for everyone. I really think it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying that because it's a Reddit but when the first version of Quarkus came out two years ago, I was feeling like when I was a junior that you could spend the whole weekend trying everything out and it was just magic and it was just working and oh, let's try native. That looks complicated, but oh no, it's just working. Oh, it's less and yeah, a lot of excitement. So I can, well, you see now with Spring Boot is also starting with native. Everyone is moving as though it's only good for the competition. Is there is a bit of competition around the Java ecosystem? I believe I think it's, it will benefit everyone. You know, an ecosystem is living well when there is some competition, so it's some new ideas or it's people pushing new stuff around. And when the competition is still friendly, you know on the Java ecosystem, it's a competition is friendly. Like everyone will have a meal at the end of the day on the table and on the rest ecosystem, there is various, you know, framework going around and you have, you know you have this kind of good spirit where the framework on the presentation page say thing, okay, we take inspiration from there and there and we're looking a lot what does the team of this framework because basically this is very interesting stuff. Go check this project. Maybe we will like it more than what we do here. And you know, this kind of fresh impression which is great. And I think the Java ecosystem is really nice about that because there is really people, you know, paying for that. It's something I don't like for it's some and for example, cloud native foundation, you have a lot of project which is basically all just funded by DC, you know, and everyone need to hardly fight, you know to win over the battle of the number of star, GitHub, number of pool on the Docker app. And we are the most important there. And someday we will make money. And for that, we will be buy by this big company for whatever we know or is on, you know, I don't like when there is too much, you know, perspective money on the market, but on the Java ecosystem, there is a lot of money like everyone is using Java. And I spend a lot of money on Java every year for the ecosystem. And you spend a lot of Java money on the ecosystem. Uber does it, Yahoo does it like everyone is spending money on the Java ecosystem. So you have all the libraries, you have all stuff and you have project, which is really built by people who have the same interest that the project needs to be doing well and growing on the good way. And you have several foundation able to take the perspective of the future of the ecosystem like the Apache Foundation, the Eclipse Foundation, which building a great community around everything to building stuff of great quality. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite perspective, the fact that, yeah, there's a lot of money of Java, which makes it easier. I never took it through this scope, but you're right, you're totally right. Let's see, is the chat is doing, yeah, the chat is agreeing with you. Serverless, oh, there was one question. Yeah. Where is the chat? On YouTube. Well, again, I'm missing, I'm missing the people. We are on YouTube, we are also on Twitch. Sorry for the people on Twitch. I always forgot you, but hello. So there's maybe chats on Twitch. I need to set up the aggregation. And there's also on Facebook. Usually on Facebook, there are not that many people, but maybe if there are people on Facebook, hello. Oh, and the sun is coming back here. Yeah, there was a question about Serverless. I think it was when you were explaining what you are doing at Clever Cloud. Do you have any solution around Serverless or maybe an opinion about Serverless? I think you have an opinion about Serverless. I have strong opinion about Serverless. Yeah, I'm not surprised. I'm just tweeting the URL of the YouTube. So about Serverless, what we do with Serverless. Basically, at Clever Cloud, we have decided that it was really important that we can bring to people a Serverless possibility. By essence, Clever Cloud is Serverless. I know you get pushed and we made everything like monitoring of data and everything. It's what we can say Serverless. But when I say Serverless, that I mean about function as a service, a fast. So we say, okay, how to do a fast would make sense in our ecosystem. And we're bringing about some things thinking, oh yeah, what we can do, it was great. It was launching a virtual machine for all function execution because it will be secured. Yeah, but a virtual machine, even if we launch it at seven seconds, it's a little bit long for just one execution. Yeah, but do we really need POSIX to do that? No, no, no. And we basically build a kernel less function as a service, which is basically a small system which able to start a virtual machine in less than one microsecond, and one millisecond, I mean. And we have used a special already something we built on top of the virtualization stack, which able to use the virtual machine as a process and fork it. So in each execution of the function, we're forking it and we're forking it. And it costs us like six microseconds to fork a virtual machine. So for each function execution, we will give you a virtual machine, which is a really small virtual machine with just a few megabytes and few stuff like that. But you will have the isolation. And what we built is we built something you can put wasm, don't say web assembly inside and HTTP function and die. And we are able to reply to HTTP or to Pulsar event broker to the system. And we built something very fun about it, if you want, I can show you. Yeah. The fast demo, does the fast demo is working well? Oh, the fast demo is not working well. Okay. I miss the URL of the fast demo. And you are putting that in the chat, in which chat? I ask for the URL of the fast demo for Clever Cloud and I put it on the YouTube when it's done. And the point is what's very interesting here is what you can do with that is saying, okay, so we give you a micro-determination to execute each function. And we use it right now, if you go on Clever Cloud, you have an interactive map where each HTTP request will get a dot on the map or from where it's executed. Each access log is actually processed by one function inside of, in our live serverless system. So it's working a lot on this. We currently on Alpha inside Clever Cloud and we're bringing all the new API on top of that.  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds exciting. Really, yeah, yeah, really interesting. Yeah, a kernel, kernel less, you mentioned that. Yeah. And it's really nice.  It's a really nice way to rethink about how we can build around all the platform a new way to have a good experience on functional service around something which is bringing you the ability to get all the old libraries, like you on WebAssembly. So if you want to encode a video, use this FFMP, go for it, you can encode WebAssembly FFMP. So what we're building, it's some great demo. For example, we have the odd dog, not odd dog demo where a full neural network is actually encoded in some wasm system. So it's really nice stuff. If you want to see weird inception about how it is, you can follow on Twitter, someone called Jofua Kupri, which is Jay Kupri, a clever mind of, one of the clever minds of Clever Cloud. Okay, yeah, yeah. And I love the reference to hot dog, not hot dog. One of the best service ever, Silicon Valley for people who don't know. You have to watch it. We're running almost at the end already, but I want to ask you just one last question because you mentioned Apache Pulsar. And I know we had a discussion one year ago, I think, quickly together. And you say you were a big fan of that. Is it still the case? And do you still think it's the next generation after Kafka? I think it will be next to Kafka. Like Kafka is growing and it's a very good platform. I'm not here to shame Kafka, but Pulsar is a very enthusiastic platform because you can build a lot of great stuff about that. So what is great about Pulsar is you have this model where all topics are virtual. So you don't pay for a topic creation. There is no administrative cost for that. Which means that you can create a 50,000 topics, no problem, it will not be a problem like you can have on Kafka, which is not the same model there. You can listen pattern like a regex pattern of the number of topics. And you have the basic idea of tenants inside Pulsar, which is really great. So you have, you have few stuff which is very interesting inside Pulsar ecosystem where I really like. And we built a lot of stuff on top of Pulsar at Klaverklau because it really fits to our models and needs. Which don't, don't say, I don't say that at some point Kafka will disappear. I don't think so. It's a great technology with great people maintaining it with a lot of great use case. And I think that at some point, Pulsar and Kafka have different life and the progression of the project. But really I think what Kafka bring to the old ecosystem is the basic idea of event source system or event oriented system or maybe secure if you want to have a really, you know, event source system. Putting the event and the event bus in the middle, you know, of your infrastructure. And I think with that Kafka have done a great stuff to all architecture everywhere. And a lot of company can have the profit. And I think it's really great for all the ecosystem that many possibilities are offered on the software industry. And for that, I think it's really great that you have sometime Kafka, sometime Pulsar or using RabbitMQ, whatever. And if you want to try with Pulsar, there is a beta of Pulsar as a service of Clare Claude. And so you can play with it and use it and be happy with it. Okay, just last thing on that. I think it was you that, wasn't you that had the idea to replace DN, well, to use Pulsar, Pulsar or Kafka to you for DNS, something like that? Yeah. That was you. It says, yeah. I call this stream DNS. Right now, we have right on open source, a first version we are not confident with. So we will launch a second version, which is totally rebranded. And yeah, oh, found the, I found the URL of the demo. So I put it on the chat. Yes, the point with stream is to explain that you have to give me, I just realized your messages don't appear because YouTube removed the links. So we don't see your messages. But you know what you can do? You have a private chat here in the restream, put them there and I can, I can pay them. I say hello here. Sorry, I just realized that. Look, yeah, okay, it's there. So yeah, what you can do is, so we decide to propagate DNS using a topic inside our Pulsar and private stream. So basically what we think is DNS is basically a very simple security system where all the data will be contained in a topic, a compressed topic, compressed topic on Pulsar and Kafka are basically the same thing. You just compress on the key, you know? And what is great is you will get an archive topic with all the change so you can see it. And the compressed topic will be just a few messages. Like even if you have like a few domains inside it, like if you have like a 500,000 message, it's not that you will consume it in like three minutes. It's not very big deal. And we're leaving all the database of the DNS on the RAM, in fact. So you're just on the memory. Oh yeah, memory. And basically you just have a consumption of the topic and everything is on the memory. So it's called string DNS, but the first version we put on GitHub is not used in prediction at home. We see that there is some implementation problem inside it and we will push an observation in a few weeks, I think. It's internally in test, the new version. Okay, awesome. Because when we discussed that, I thought that maybe it was still yet an idea. I didn't knew that you were actually really trying that out. I found the idea really nice, but you actually did it. And that's what I love in your company.  I think it's really important. Okay, I need to keep some time because I promise the people here that we will play a game. You can stick around in the YouTube channel if you want. It was an awesome discussion. Really, yeah, really different from the other. Yeah, I like it because you have some strong opinions, but also openings and people appreciated that. I can see that in the chat. So thank you so much. I can't wait to meet again in real. I don't know when that will happen. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe Devox friends, I don't know, but I know it will happen. But if it happens. We are all hoping for Devox friends, I think. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With us, maybe up here anyway, you know. Exactly.  So yeah, I'm in Zergarden. Okay, thank you so much and speak to you soon. Okay. Thank you very much. Bye. See you soon. Bye. Oh, I did the opposite one. So there we go. Hey, that was an awesome interview. I don't know what you think about it. Let me know in the chat. I see a lot of comments, okay? So we had a longer interview than usual, okay? And that's not a problem because it was really, really interesting. Anyway, in my opinion, we have 14 minutes left, okay? And that's enough to, well, let's play a game again. And again, it will be correct free. But this time, I just want to show you, I did a small change to the game, okay? So remember, let me go here and share my screen. That is how I do it. Okay, so we should be in inception mode. And just to remind you, Quake Kubernetes. Okay, so it's Kubernetes, sorry. I'm using this version of Quake 3 that runs, that you can deploy on Kubernetes just by applying a resource, okay? And that's awesome. That's really fun. The maps, the bots, it's all put in config maps so you can change your config map and that will be applied, okay? I got it running here. But I did one change last week. Let me go to the developer view. So that is my cluster here running in Amazon. That is my Quake pod, okay? And if I take a look at the logs, let me go to the content server. I think it is the content server. Maybe we don't see it here. No, let me go back here to the server. I realized that all the logs, doesn't be running for a long time, but anyway, all the logs of Quake 3, when you kill someone, when you get fragged, when you pick up an item, it's put in the log of the pod. And I say, hey, you know what? Let's do something. Let's write a small Quarkus application that will grab the logs from the pod. And yeah, because it's fun, let's turn that into a Kafka record and put that on a Kafka topic, okay? And then I have another application. It's way over-engineered, but it's just me having fun. If we go here to the topology. So that is Quakekism. Maybe people know Dibisium, which is how to put something in front of your database to capture events and push that to Kafka. It's an awesome project by Gunnar called Dibisium. I make Quakekism, okay? And then I have Quake aggregator, which is a Kafka stream that will do some computation, basically calculating how much kills you have make, okay? And put that on an other topic and I push that to a UI. I can open the UI, it should be empty. Yeah, it is empty. Oh no, I haven't, so I haven't cleaned up the UI from yesterday because I ruined that yesterday for a Brazilian conference. Anyways, not a big problem, but it's working. I just want to show you a little bit of code before we play, because it's a really nice piece of code in my opinion. Look at this, this is Quarkus, of course, and I'm using the Kubernetes client, which is from Fabricate, which it's really easy to speak with your Kubernetes cluster, okay? And basically what I do here, I retrieve the pod Quake, okay? And then I can create an input stream by watching the logs. Basically I make a preferred stream of that and then I call lines, which creates for me a stream, okay? So I have my streams of logs. And then I'm using mutiny, which is a reactive library in Quarkus, okay? And I start watching the logs, okay? So that is this method here.  And here I'm using a multi, a multi, that is a construct from mutiny, a reactive construct.  So here I'm just doing some basic string manipulation and I map each message, I create a Kafka record of it, okay? That's all I do. And I can quickly show you, do I have the Quake aggregator, which is my other application. This is a bit more complicated, but it's Kafka stream. Kafka stream is, I think, always a bit complicated, okay? And basically what I do, I construct my stream here. I consume my Quake event topic that is here. I consume it and for every value I create an score event for that so I can manipulate an object is better for me. I group that by key. The key is the name of the player and then I do an aggregation and look at this really complicated aggregation.  But it's just to make the point.  So I package that as a pod, deploy it, and it's running, okay? That's a nice thing. It's developer Joe with Perkis. Anyway, we can try it quickly. Let me see, let me share the link with you. If you want to play, of course, we have almost 10 minutes. So I hope some of you will join. There we go. If the first time, I hope you have a good connection because you had to download the game, but it's pretty fast. You have to agree also, there's an agreement and you should maybe hear the police there, but it's always okay. Let's play Quake from my garden and I realize I don't have a mouse. It will be on the trackpad, so I will be really bad. Okay, anyway. And let me see, yeah, it should happen. Yeah, it's running. Here, welcome to the developer comp. That was yesterday. Oh, let me remove the sound. Okay, a new party will start. And I have huge ping here. Let me see. Oh, okay, let's try to play. It's really hard with the pad. It's almost impossible. Okay, let me go here. Let me try to roll some people. Only bots out there, so I think people, let me try that. I've lost the lead. Oh, but yeah, I cannot, oh, and I've got killed. Okay, let me try it again. Oh, yes, I frag some people, but you know what? Let me show you them. Oh, it should get updated here. Sabi12, oh, looks like my, hmm. Looks like my stream is blocked, okay? Let me see. Let me check the logs. Maybe something went wrong. No, my aggregator is there. Quake aggregator, okay. Why is it not aggregating any stuff here? See this, render some. I don't know what is happening, but we still can play. Let me see. I lost the lead. No one is joining, so, or it's not working for you. Let me see. Very nice, Sebastian's streaming example, consume and deploy producer. Yeah, so you know what? You can play the game. I will leave it open for a while. If I can exit it, to, to, to, to, to. So producer, yeah. In fact, my log reader here, that is my producer, okay? It's an outgoing. And again, all I need to do in Quarkus is two things. Well, I need to add the right dependency, okay? That is one. Quarkus, a small way reactive messaging Kafka, okay? And then I need to add some configuration, pretty easy to do, application configuration. Here, I say, well, my Kafka service running. So I can do that also locally with Docker compose. I say, I want to use a smaller Kafka. I give the name of my Kafka topic. So it's Quake event. I say it's an outgoing. Then I have a serializer. Here I'm using just a string serializer. We keep it simple. And yeah, that's it. Once I have that, I can become a producer of events just by using this annotation. Log reader, is that, yeah. Just by using that, okay? I could also create an, an emitter. Well, I have that here, yeah, emitter. Emitter, that is in the case, I want to be in an imperative style. Let's say I'm in a REST endpoint method. And so I need to have an imperative way to send a Kafka request. I can do that with the emitter.  And I could just do also, in going, incoming, okay? And I could here for aggregated. And here I could write my methods and consume a multi-reactive stream from another topic. Okay, so it's, it's really, really nice. I really enjoy combining Quarkus, Quarkus Quake and Kafka in this case, okay? And I should use, try Apache Pulsar, okay? Let me go to the chat, see if there are any, any, do, do, do, do, do. If there are any questions, there are no questions and we are almost out of time. So we can end it here. I think, let me, let me, let me, do, do, do, do, let me stop my screen share. There we go. So I'm happy because I looks like that today, looks like the connection was pretty good, okay? So I have to find a way. I won't be able to stream always outside. Well, summer's coming, so it will be easier. And yeah, I see you again in 15 days. I still don't know who my guest will be. I still had to go to fishing to find a guest. And yeah, thank you everyone. And oh, did you marry? Yeah, I'm sorry. You know what? We are stick to the US time for, for these events. And in the US, they're still on, they changed their time two weeks ago. We are changing this weekend. So we are in this weird period where the US and the rest of the world is not in sync. Well, I'm sorry for that. You can watch the replay. Watch the replay, DJ Maddy. Cantin did an awesome interview. So when it's, it's all I had for you today. Thank you so much.  And well, see you on the show in 15 days, but I will be there on other streams, deep dives and et cetera. Okay. Thank you so much. I wish you a nice.


Good morning guys welcome to another vlog week my first one of 2021 you guys are new here I do vlog week which is inspired by Julian Hunter Havens essentially ideally vlog for five days then I post them The posting is gonna be a bit delayed, but you guys are gonna get five vlogs this week So be sure to subscribe so you guys don't miss out comment below right now What time it is when you guys are watching so I can kind of gauge what time I should be posting guys really a Really exciting package game yesterday at skims. I have some new skin stuff and then This is from skims cozy. I'm about to Change into it, but like I Mean I die. Okay. I just changed. This is the most comfortable thing. I have Ever ever ever put on my body. I cannot even I mean I feel like I look like a marshmallow But like a cute marshmallow. It is so cozy. Okay, so little jackets and pants I don't know what that and then I'm just wearing socks and my suities Which I just got I don't think I've logged them yet, but they are the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn in my entire life. I got them on sale. I know there have been really popular online lately, but They're so comfortable They go horse ready cowboy dude. Come on. You know what it's gonna happen one day. He's a cowboy My back is really bad. It's like back when I called you like crying It's not that bad, but like I can feel that it's getting there like I need someone to like walk on it Which is gonna make it ten times worse An emergency appointment I'm so stressed. There's a lot at once, you know, man. Yeah, do you want to tell them what's happening today? Um Evicted me from her place and she just said like hey, this isn't working out I don't really appreciate you taking advantage of me and So she evicted she said gave me an eviction notice and moving into the guest house Maddie and I was like Maddie like I just don't have a place to stay and Maddie was like dude You can like totally stay with me. Like I'm getting this new place with Cody Kenzie's brother, so I've now squatted into the other family members house and that's kind of what's happening there Can I refine though? We talked it out There's a guest house that's open in one of our houses that Dom is gonna go stay in And move all over stuff into that's okay. You don't have to paint a different picture Kenzie That's exactly what's happening Dom just likes the drama So we're over it. Coco's a little sad though Oh my gosh, if you didn't believe my best friend Dom the TV Also mind you the house is three minutes on the road down literally a straight shot and Dom is being so dramatic about it Like you know what vlog and it's been so much fun all the times and memories Three minutes on the road into my siblings house And I'm gonna miss you guys I literally cannot stand you like I don't son of a butcher I wonder how many dads have made that joke speaking of dad jokes.  I don't know. I don't want you to get demonetized by saying Son of a blitz Thank you. Oh my god. We're back. I was on this video. I've got Coco come on girl And we're back everyone Bring it back guys This is gonna be me when I move out.   Come on. Are you gonna be so good on the walk? And not scare me Can't wait for that. Come on dude. Good boy. Good boy. There is just nothing that makes me have here And it's like, oh there's fits. Please go to the bathroom. So oh perfect by trash can speaking of He does hear human city of Dallas. Um someone has stolen my trash can I'm really offended because Kenzie said we can't go jet skiing on this lake You can't jet ski on this lake says who you're only allowed to have certain boats Is anyone else just feeling so zen I'm feeling very zen these days Okay A little bit Dom and I had just been in weird moves this past week. Honestly, did you see that Instagram the Quote that I sent you yesterday I don't know I've been loving that account though. Yeah Nice guy. Um, it just is like, I don't know it's been like a weird week But what was I gonna say? Oh, we were talking about our summer plans and I was like listen How do we feel about a Monday Wednesday Friday morning? Kenzie's gym Tuesday Thursday long early morning morning walks at White Rock and then I was thinking about I'm really loved at Julian Hunter did last year, too with their long midday walks because I can get tan And I think that's where Dom drew the line She doesn't want to go on long midday five mile walks. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know if it'll have the same effect as On you, I just think that I'll pass out like it's about the health benefits This is the thing about Kenzie is Kenzie will literally take a meeting during 12 through 30 Meanwhile, I'm like not pass out like I started seeing stars and Kenzie will like do this whole workout Okay, so like what's next? I'm like, no, I need to go to bed and it'll be like 12 Well, anyways I've gathered a group of girls for this summer workouts, and I think it's gonna go over really well We're gonna have like really good every day little meetings also guys this This house right here $20 million 20 million. There's a lot of really beautiful houses along the lake This is like the oldest looking one. There's like a ten car garage or something Lots of new property over here clearly built especially for me Guys literally all I want is to live off of my rock. It's just it's my dream in life Me too. Yeah, I can take the back house Dom literally guys she thinks that we're gonna live together until 80 Like she doesn't understand that like I'm gonna get married and they have kids and you're gonna get married too And I like can't take the east wing You know those TikToks where it's like the clingy best friend and the independent best friend and then it's like Right there.  How you doing, dude? I got this package from Kate Somerville very exciting It is their resurfacing overnight peel dumb and maybe you should use this you said you wanted to peel Here try it out But what I'm most excited for is a look at this little headband. I mean I Have wanted just like a little small silky robe for so long Wow, I love it and There's a smiley face on it. Yeah, look at how cute. So I'm in here working. Just recording a voice over Don't watch it. You know what if you watch I've been losing my mind on TikTok recently If you ever have wondered anything about our lives, we've probably revealed it on TikTok, but um, we had this like college stalker like it was Actually terrifying like I lost sleep over it. It came up. We went to college across the country Learned out. They just contacted us Said I'm in Dallas now And that doesn't just sound like I'm in Dallas at the weekend. I'm here visiting I'm in Dallas now homie Correct me if I'm wrong No, but I was just like that's what's creepy it is like and oh has It's worse. That's what makes it worse. I don't know your photo. No, it's because you know, it's a photo with us Yeah, I mean because I don't want to do this thing where we just like everyone and then we get ourselves in these predicaments I have stronger boundaries with people than Dom does and I So I am typically like no, look, I'll cut someone off sooner, but this was just some I Mean I would love to do an entire story. You know what you need to do a TikTok story time on the situation Yeah, I would but then they would find it and then We'd really be in for some tea I'm in Dallas now homie It's horrible. I never respond to their texts ever they unfollow and follow me all the time. I know they're hoping to run into us absolutely absolutely not I'm absolutely not Well, this is the plot has thickened you can you can go back to my ex-boyfriends and be friends with them You can go back to old friends of mine and be friends with them. You cannot I will not have it I will have you evicted if you go Do any of that madness craziness? Absolutely not. That is where I draw the line That's where I draw the line to you. I just I'm like at a loss for words. Good morning, everyone If I wasn't awake before I'm awake now Dom. I literally need you to like punch my back. Yeah, I'm not gonna punch It's like right here Where Dom doesn't even care about this right here. No to the left. It feels so hard. Really?  Yes No, I want you to like punch it. I don't know.  No What even is it? How did you find it is MPR? Sure Right here. Yeah See you guys. I'm not lying Are we all to be clear guys? I never once evicted Dom. Dom was always just gonna live here temporarily until she figured out her next move To be clear Kenzie. Don't be weirded out by this, but you have a really nice back Thank you It's the Pilates body But you know what I'm about to start doing I'm about to start doing Pilates on the rooftop I brought it out like back knee or anything. It's very impressive. I don't think I've ever really had back knee. Oh Congratulations Guys, if you've had a successful relationship where you like got married like how did that happen? Like serious question like it it goes well and it continues to go well You know what I mean and like no one freaks out like I just have like a few questions I need to take a survey. Hmm. Oh my god Taylor Swift's new song dog.  I guess but You're gonna be like hate. Oh my god I just it's literally called like mr. Perp. Oh, hold on. What's her and Harry like made up for my phone back? Yeah, they made up I think I felt a lot better. Oh my god. I feel so much better Yeah, I do Keep it up keep listening Emily June They sent me stuff to I just saw this when I was putting out the desk and I was like cream for relief and then it said Massage into affected area Shut the f up that's what my mom says Like when she thought I was lying and like selling drugs because she doesn't understand how you can make money from the internet She would like sit me down seriously look me in the eyes and say you should go to school to be a massage therapist But I mean you have some skill. Thank you I mean once you stop selling drugs like you should look into it, you know You're back feel better. What are your parents? How do you think I make money?  They don't understand They literally were like oh Kenny's in the movies like they literally don't understand They literally think you're a movie star. They like hey still on my bed I just put on this rare beauty, which I don't have any makeup on so I feel like sometimes these Lip products look like weird when you don't have makeup on but Dom got sent a PR package And she gave me these shades. I actually really like her beauty I feel like everyone was like really surprised by how good it was But I'm so excited because it's about to be summer So I'm going to be tan and wearing cream blush lip gloss and that's it pretty much the whole time So I'm so excited. I want to try more of their stuff. Their foundation is like really good I actually really like this color. My stepbrother is almost here. We're about to start moving Dom over She's taking like my desk because I don't want it anymore. So it's not really like moving it's mainly just um What's it called? Close and like all of her stuff here. So half of Dom's I'm honestly her stuff has been in the office We've got oh that is mine Got stuff here a lot of it I mean we might need to use these baskets and to think about that a lot of this stuff is downstairs too It's kind of just honestly everywhere in the house. We need to like assemble this It is Hot now it was like raining this morning drizzling even I'm actually a really good member having a day Sat my little brothers over helping as always the angel literally in every vlog I'm like Seth is an angel So we're moving Dom stuff over at my house is honestly a mess just from having like so much clutter and stuff here So I think maybe I'll power through and get rid of stuff from today or tomorrow Even more I just pick up more just trash and stuff that we're finding in the office and downstairs But I changed. Oh, I'll show you what I'm wearing This year of our set this top it's just one of those tops whatever from your bars. This is a random sports bra So these everyone needs these Lauren just texted me and is ordering some as well. Look, what are you feeling for lunch? Dude, like where as I'm so hungry. Are you not hungry? No, I'm pretty hungry Okay, well, we are on our way to Dom's house. It's about a two or three minute drive Seth is behind us in the truck. Um, we have one desk in lots of bags. Do you have hangers and stuff for your clothes? No, I have nothing. That's why you need to take my card to target. Yeah, got it. Got it. Oh, that'll be good Um, it's really hot. It's it's uh, my car's at 67 degrees. There's no way No way. I mean, it's definitely not like it's the sun It's the movie that we're doing. Yeah. Hey guys, we've made it to the new house Did I just realize? Because they probably threw out so much probably it's not good. It's not a good thing. Are you excited to see Maddie's roomie? Yeah, so exciting Here we are guys Dom has their own house. They better have clean out this stuff. Oh My god Oh, it looks really good though They painted This is like one of my dad's investment properties where they painted this White I Can't believe I haven't swept this though. I Mean it should have already been clean though I'm sure they are at some point, but Here we go I'm just giving you guys a tour of Dom's should be giving this a Dom welcome home. This is how they haven't cleaned this yet. There's Gatorade and Not good Here are the updates that bed frame is not gonna stay Basically long story short to give you guys a serious update my dad bought a house They're like into investment properties and stuff now Because of the market and everything my dad was already buying a house for my siblings to live in and rent out from him I was like an investment property and then he found one with a guest house for Dom So that's where we're at There is actually no teed no shade as Dom's trying to make it but Dom was never like fully moving in with me or anything I don't have room at all like I feel crammed already the people they bought the house for originally This is already a rental like Airbnb thing and someone was renting this guest house They left a lot of like rent and furniture and stuff so Dom actually left out like it's pretty almost It's pretty much furnished between like the stuff they left here and stuff. I'm just giving you Dom's Not all the way but like a good amount. Anyways, I'll give you guys more updates later I think I'm gonna do a canes run for everyone I'm so hungry. Thank God. I changed if I was still wearing my like cozy skimpsing. That's really cute I would be dying so I'm gonna go get food Thank you. Have a good day. I'm about to be everyone's favorite person guys. Watch me. Hi guys We're having more contractor drama If you guys are familiar for some reason we're using the same contractor that I had all the drama was oh And I mean It's just like not too hot right now everyone's fighting and it's like oh, you know So if you're in Dallas and you have like good we have so much work to give to any other contractor Let me know you know Okay, I'm back home for a little bit excited to finish getting work done But I came home to a package from our glass and I'm really excited about I actually just ran out of setting spray So I'm really excited. I have some powder a nice little brush And then this is mineral primer and I believe this is under eye primer or eye primer Which I haven't used in so long remember on YouTube when like if you didn't use the Urban Decay eyeshadow primer you were like Not cool. Yeah, I remember that too. So I'm back in my room. I actually really need to go work out Dom is Shopping right now for her new place. I just had to come back and get some work done I had a call and stuff I really want to nap, but I'm gonna take an energy drink take an energy drink I'm gonna drink an energy drink and then I'm gonna do 12 3 30. I'm gonna go back over and help them move Tonight actually not even tonight soon, but I'm vlogging cuz I'm finally purchasing new Furniture for my living room which I'm so excited for so I'm getting an ottoman. I'm getting a new couch and I'm getting a corner chair I can't get a sectional Because it just doesn't fit my space is not big enough But with the ottoman it'll be the same because I can just like move things around be fine I just had to vlog My experience obviously I think shipping. I've read the reviews and they're good apparently shipping is just What takes a while which I'm fine with I'm not in like a rush necessarily. I found a really good deal I'm buying from home. I'm buying from home threads Actually, one of you sent me the link, but a lot of you guys recommended it to me So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna trust you guys on this one. Very excited getting ready to go Do 12 3 30 on random clothes today. I'm gonna drink. It's like 4 p.m. I'm gonna drink in a Lonnie energy drink Last time I did that up 4 p.m. I was up till 8 a.m. So I'm not gonna drink the whole thing. Don't worry everyone Okay, we are going my ball of bangles random need to take these downstairs I didn't work out in my room yesterday for some reason, but if you don't have these they are so good I love them. I'll link them below, but they're awesome because you can use them like obviously like on your wrist on your Angles as angle weights sometimes you can even use them as just like normal weights They're just awesome. I was on the garage up to in a while a lot has changed Dom stuff is gone. I got rid of the dresser. So it just feels so much better in here I actually think I'm gonna keep the couch now. I'm getting five more mats So that's gonna move up a little bit and then this whole side will be covered in that flooring I might just leave that for now I don't know. I don't really know guys, but I need to like vacuum and stuff So it just like feels good in here just because there's so much less clutter Which is like what I've needed for a long time. I don't know about you guys, but like when I have anxiety Clutter just makes it like 3,000 times worse and there's just been so much clutter. Okay. I'm gonna try the Tropical stuff had one tonight. He said this flavor is even better. I actually think that this is Molly's favorite flavor, too I already know what vlog I'm gonna watch during 12 through 30. It's not the best I realistically need to be drinking water, but It is what it is. You know what I mean? It feels so much better in here I can't even describe to you how much better it feels in here. All right. I just finished working out I feel really good. That's how it's gonna work out. Anyway, it's got a new package from a misguided picked up some new clothes For this weekend. Also last night. I read twice in a life timer What was it? I know Margaret Talks me said it's the Redhead's pick. What was the book? Twice upon a lifetime something like that Christina Lauren really good And I started reading our book club pick for Mother of April for the podcast if you guys want to join the book club All you do is you read along and then at the end of the book Lauren Elizabeth and I who will Recap it use this in the podcast episode join the Facebook group Whatever now something you have to like join you just like read along basically it's a good book club read along First book I was really good started the book you're reading last night called the perfect marriage. Oh My gosh, I'm like 7% and I already love the book. So that's really saying something. Okay. I got these pants They're really big What size did I get this is I got a US for but like they're just really long I don't know probably wear them tonight. They seem really cozy and They're like way more purple. I thought they were gonna be brown. That's what I don't like about my brown I'm I sometimes is more purple. I mean it's brown though. You don't even like pulls purple What I like about this is that they're like joggers like definitely sweatpants, but they look a little bit nicer This is from their new like what is it re-styled thing? It's a little bit higher price point But I feel it's a little bit nicer. Also like my all-time favorite sweats are always from misguided They just have the best kind so from the re-styled. So this is like a little bit pricier, especially from misguided with a quality It's honestly really good. I got one of those honestly kind of like what I was wearing today. It's the bodysuit top like this and then it's a little like Half crop type thing, you know what I mean like what I was just wearing earlier I got this set. I don't know if I'm gonna wear it this week because it's kind of cold But it's just cute little green like wrap-around skirt this top like I just thought that was fun It's a cute little brunch look cute little every day. You could dress it down. You could dress it up We're for a night out. Um, I just thought it was fun. So I'm not so sure of about So it's like these like jogger looking pants That are blue Okay Nice flattering cut and then it's this top which I thought was like fun But I'm not really I'm not I don't know. I like it. I don't know Especially wearing that this summer in like little cute heeled sandals Or wearing it as like more of a street wear vibe, you know, oh this top love A little bodysuit action we've got going here love obviously brown at my favorite color Literally almost ordered a brown couch, but I was like, you know, that's a little bit excessive.  So I thought that was cute. Okay. That is it I'm gonna go shower. John's picking me up in 30 minutes. Here's my car And then I'm gonna get back to moving Okay, update on these sweats like they're so comfortable, but they're just too long like they would be cuter I feel like if there was just less fabric like there were just way too long on me Um, and then if I was just wearing like a normal bralette, it would be cuter and more flattering to my family So I was like, I don't care Um Dom is picking me up right now to go back to their house And we're gonna get some moving going guys All right Dom's one was here, but I'm getting back on my water game. Here's a hydro jug. I've been loving these They are actually a podcast sponsor So you guys want to order one you can get um A discount I'll have it in the description. I don't know if it off in my head So basically you only have to drink two of these today because it's a half gallon of water.  We went to the rustic We got dinner Um, where are the boxes? Okay. Well, I can't say that long because my sister is at my house now but Dom Let me show you some of the shirt samples guys Get excited Get excited because the girls are the girls are up to something That's cool. I can't remember it. No, I think it's it's the thicker ones. I mean disrespecting my pie Let me see it. I want one bite. Yeah, please get a bite. I just want one bite guys This is the best pie ever.  It's just this is really hard at first. I was sad Oh this shirt, right? Perfect. Yeah, it's dope. What size this is a size. Why is it like a t-shirt dress double XL? Because it's a double XL home Yeah, it's long right now. Let me see what it's on like on me This is a large This would probably be mine, right? Yeah, is it too long though? No, it's good. No, I don't is there are these the same shirts? Yeah Let me see the other one the one other one is thinner and it doesn't have as wide of shoulders Which is like what we like.  This is fire though Yeah, that's fire.  Yeah, I'm a bj. That's my favorite song Someone's saying I but uh, oh, you don't have forks. I do. Are you? Yeah, okay. Here's what you point out. Oh my gosh. John did some shopping Well, those are the ones I would choose, you know There is here. Are you that's just what we had, you know this cake. What is it even called? It's the peanut butter pie Jen's honest ordered it for us the first night We went oh my god the first time we fall in love with the rustic Ask me how many times you notice thinking about maybe I'll just continuously have first dates at the rustic So they're like I run the show. Yeah, you know what I mean? And they know you it's very intimidating and like any time Yeah, and if at any point they're gonna get intimidated it would be a rustic.  It is like the best thing ever. It's so cute My god, what you're gonna do What you're gonna do What you're gonna do what you're gonna do what you're gonna do when you have the peanut butter pie If you made it to the end of the vlog comment below domi parton Yo, that's actually facts because shout out Emily june when she said that I should have that so quickly Okay, I'm gonna stop here. I was like if I was a drag queen And that's on domi parton I love how you leave the fork in here Have more kenzie don't be shy. I was looking for it for you. Well you left this part Oh Jesus look, this is all yours That's so true. And that's how can I leave that part? Yeah, it's kind of rude. You heard the cake's cake. Hi It's so good. It's so good.  You didn't even get some of the chocolate part. I'm good You got some mason jars We've got some hangers hangers cool. You have four dollars at target for these cool black metal hangers I'll come over tomorrow and I'll give you guys an update. Oh my god. I can't believe you're not staying in my house This is my favorite thing about my house. I thought you would stay at my house till tonight Look, it's a sexy lady. Some of my daughters don't care anymore.  I'm gonna make tomorrow Yeah, are you gonna miss me? Yeah, I thought you were gonna stay in my house tonight I'm gonna be like really sad because everyone's gonna be here all the time and I'm gonna be three minutes away about myself Well, maybe if you didn't kick me out. I didn't oh my god No, I didn't she's all talk and you're gonna get me like canceled on the internet people They're gonna be like can they kick dom out of the house that I bought for myself had no, uh Four sites of seeing what's the future health? So, uh, no force kind of anyone's saying that I think I stayed in Dallas a lot longer than I did but you did stay here for what you've been here I know you've been here like majority of the time. I've stayed in Dallas for two months No way. 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The Astros are still in a scandal the Psy Young and MVP award winners were announced and we will talk about them What's going on everybody welcome back to talking baseball. It's a podcast. We talk about baseball major league baseball sometimes Jake tries to talk about other sports and we stab him in the throat with our words My name is John boy.  Good color on me pinks and purples. They show well on my skin tone a woman at the Atlanta Airport said once I'm good man Mentioned Breckenridge. I think we're gonna get our first ski in this weekend excited for that and Yeah, I mean how bow I appreciate you said baseball in the news cycle That's something I like good news or bad news and a couple other people did say that But yeah, shout out to football for trying to trying to get into things by the player trying to rip a human's head off and then beat him With the thing that was protected here. Here we are talking football once again. I Knew you'd like that But I'm good man. Yeah, we've actually we've got a little bit of player movement It kind of it's it's been under the radar with Everything that's going on with the asterisks lmao. Have you heard that one Jim? I have someone emailed me and said am I the first to do this? I It's so tough because you and I are like inundated with to a blind degree with it But it's now anytime anyone hits a table or there's a video of someone drumming or even the football thing last night Someone's like oh must be a change up and it's like that joke was cool for 24 to 48 hours I think we got to start getting better material out there. Oh, yeah, I mean people have already but that's what people do They can't think of new jokes, so they just hammer the jokes. They've heard and I I think I do want to give a quick An apology to Astros fans before we say probably more bad stuff about them coming up in a minute Dude, it's got to be bad for the diehard baseball fans that are Astro fans because there's no Defending what's currently going on so the people that are defending on it are The breezy Astro fans that just want to talk trash on the internet and they're making them look awful right now Oh Yeah, the casual fans are always the ones that make your fan base look bad because they have nothing at stake So they just talk out to your butt.  Oh integrity of the game We don't care about that because we got a banner. Well, you don't like the sport I got news for you. You don't enjoy the sport of baseball and that's what I like What's going on in Harlem Jim are you in Spanish Harlem, can I start saying that I don't believe I am I think that's got to be Southern Harlem, I love Maria Maria one of my favorite songs ever Yeah, well, I like that song by Ellen John where it talks about Spanish Harlem Would you look at this no Heads that like Spanish Harlem never been Spanish Harlem is on the East side dude that that Ellen John song is like This is fantastic Meatball down my pants make me think one of my testicles fell out. Well Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatter's It's a good song good song like Ellen John. Oh, yeah similar personalities me and him Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah What do you want to talk about? I'm going on Houston rate to Houston radio shows today.  Well one emailed me dude I have a lot of everyone wants to talk to me and it's like But uh I'm trying to find the email they they asked if I could come on and I said hey Houston kind of hates me right now Are you trying to railroad me? Is this a trap? That's an either way. I'll come on Just with like a little heads up if I need to have my shield up or not It's gonna be friendly What what you were saying and and a lot of people just aren't looking at all the evidence or not evidence Accusations and I'll give Houston fans that it's just accusations a lot of people like when I was looking like they don't understand What I'm doing. I'll say that someone blew up with Astros Twitter They don't understand what I'm doing People are saying things players and coaches and this is a little update and then later on in the show We're gonna talk about Cy Young winners some movement and MVP but People keep coming out and saying things like I told you personally about the eyeline thing I heard and the bullpen catcher and the bullpen that came out publicly So then I went and tried to find something I didn't really find anything because it's gonna be impossible to find but I just posted that springer video I was like, ah, this is he's kind of looking off to the right, but we're not gonna find any evidence here I literally said that in the tweet like there's no damning evidence from this and then the whistling You can hear whistles, but honestly, I don't know if it's just a Houston thing or if it's every stadium I've only tried one if you listen for whistling.  Why are so many people whistling? Yeah Yeah, and that's that It's kind of in a tough spot right now because and I don't want to give this as too much of a compliment to you or too much of an Insult to other people but like I don't know I saw there's a video on my feed today That was like a guy that got a video. He's like, I don't know this is something but check it out And like those people kind aren't helping right now Like if you just grabbed the video and like the video was springer striking out on a slider But there was like some clapping beforehand and it's like, hey, we don't need this one We've got other data this one's cool for now Yeah, and I think that's the only Again, I hate going to bat for you But I thought it was funny the couple comments that have been like all right, dude Like let it go like kind of no, this is not only the biggest story in baseball. This is the biggest story in sports right now and Yeah, like it's kind of cool for everything we've got going on but also a It's it's a big deal and the only people that are saying it's not our Houston fans and probably bad Houston fans So it's tough Yeah, I had a lot of there's a lot of Houston fans that are in a position They're like this sucks, but I'm gonna wait and I appreciate that like I'm gonna wait until yeah It's 100% or not because this sucks if it's true. It looks bad. I hope that it's not But someone's like you're putting your integrity on the line like me like I'm going out and fishing for these players are saying Accusations and I'm just trying to find video to back that up and sometimes I haven't been able to and sometimes the banging is Very very easy to Yeah, and I mean like people people within the sport are contacting you like it's not Yeah, I don't know like it at first it was Sounds like the JFK shooting is like John Boyd operated alone now. It's like this is a very real thing people And the other thing and we'll move on.  Damn. That's how you win the room over Like oh, he's where are you here's one thing that we haven't talked about that I don't think baseball has fully talked about yet and again it we're kind of in a tough spot because among some of the Discovery stuff, of course, there's a couple opportunities to take a couple jabs at houston and I mean it's sports you might as well, you know hit them in the belly a couple times see what happens, but Uh, do we how far deep do you think this goes with like core and Beltran? Because I mean it seems like they're the originators and now They managed two of the bigger teams in the sports one of them that won the world series the year before Yeah, so I mean What I can tell you is that I it's been reported and I've been told that Kora was very much put this in place or was one of the people that helped put this in place With the bullpen catcher at the end of the year And he brought the bullpen the bullpen guy to boston with him So I don't know I think it's systematic and that's the problem That's the root of it that it was like it was a system put in place and then That if true if that we don't have any evidence of this just a couple here say if the earpiece thing is true Right that the bullpen catcher or a coach was wearing an earpiece That means that they heard the banging that getting faded out by the crowd and thought we need another solution And then like you know what he means so that means this was like an operation Yeah, and and we don't know if that's true or not yet, but if it is that's bad Yeah, it's uh, it's crazy. It's gonna be fun to see what other details leak out on this Yeah All right, are we smirking like that? Well, nothing no reason. You just look like thomas the train engine right now One of my my first college halloween costume thomas the tank engine Yeah, you look good in it I look great. I didn't look great Yeah, actually actually. Yeah, those pictures are actually kind of hard to look at Yeah, I got some tough acne Um some water weight on at the time I did change I traded the thomas the tank engine outfit for a girl that was wearing a sexy referee outfit Are you dead? Yeah, there's one pic of that out there. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice for the holidays Sure. Are we going to a break or are we going straight into everything else? I think we go break and then awards Stay tuned. We'll be right back with awards All right, we have awards coming up and let me tell you here and now I did not know who won what until I sat down at my desk this morning been so inundated With all this nonsense and going on interviews and tv stations one tv station interviewed me jake And then they just posted the interview as a tweet thread I was like, we need to weed out what shows I go on I had to talk we got to like do some searching with bill like They said it was a they said it was a tv interview and I just posted the videos on twitter the fuck's that about So wasted my time another interview. I did in canada They just didn't air it because the impeachment trials ran long or something like that. It's like god damn it Can't trust those canadians man. I'm not making any breakdowns because I'm taking all these interviews. So anyway So I didn't know who won.  We've always been a cron pod and the true ones know that The the sigh young came out on Wednesday Um, and let's I guess let's check the easy buck easy box first in the national league jacob de grom One back to back nl sigh young for your new york metropolitans They've got a couple nle's trophies to hold on it. They just need to get that ring now Um, some of that's not true, but good for de grom. He's a stud and um I don't know. Is he kind of like underrated in baseball? No, I don't think so. He just he just has the met's effect where people are like, oh and de grom Yeah, that's true. Um, because it was I don't know. I guess it's just funny because all of the end of 2018 was people rapidly defending de grom or keith oberman being a human idiot um And they were they were saying like he's got he's got the best Don't look at the wins people and most of baseball was like, we're not we're not We'll look at the the ra and the other stuff like we got we got it They're all over it. Um So it's kind of funny that there was like that full defense of him and then like we talked about last podcast like I don't know. You just looked at the number at the end of the year and I don't know We always expect re you would step up and finish strong or maybe scherzer was coming up and he got heard and it was like Well, here's de groms here again. Let's do it. It's de groms It's de groms to win. Yeah, it's funny that we thought there might be a shot And then we looked at it like last episode. I don't know. That's the groms. So good for the baseball writers Oh, let me go into the voting Oh, I forgot. I love going into the individual I didn't I didn't hear any crazy side young votes. I did there is one Silly national league MVP vote that I doubt you've heard of so I'm excited to share that coming up in a little bit Um, no, yahu sports mlb was suspended. That's where they were posted who voted for who Tough Tough break Okay, jake. Can we talk about the I'll I'll dig into the votes and then we'll talk about I'll let you find your votes on your voting websites jim in the al Justin verlander One of the great pitchers of this decade and the second best pitcher on his team this year One the american league sigh young Yeah, this kind of shocked us. We both thought it should definitely be Cole And i'm trying to look at the stats and figure out why it's not Cole, you know Yeah, that's a good question That's a really good like what did these voters see besides maybe verlander's been around longer verlander's been nicer to them I hope that didn't come into play. Obviously it comes into play. You'd be naive to think it doesn't All right, so here's what I got. I'm gonna make the case I'm gonna act as a voter voting for verlander and I'm gonna make the case for verlander Oh, this is this is fun. This is like high school debate This is debate team in high school. They put us on two sides and like cats and dogs debate and they put me on the cat side And I was like i'm out Yeah, you just lost a participant. They're like no, it's uh, they're like no jimmy It's like this is what this is what we're learning how to debate something you don't believe in and I said that sounds Very wrong and dumb Why would you teach kids to do that?   Anyway, I'm gonna do it verlander Okay, jake, he's older. See you could have used that right now. He comes with more wisdom Teacher was right.  He's a war guy Is this box he had no box Oh Garrett call it three box. That's huge Huge And lower whip you covered that Lower home run to nine really We gave up Seven more he gave up seven more. Oh hits per nine hits per nine hits per nine higher home run per nine and more No less strikeouts So that's what they I mean that's I guess was enough It's pretty close. It's closer than I originally thought but It's very close. I mean col has the e r a by 0.08 which again, I mean that's super tight and e r a is e r a is e r a um It the the bigger things for col is like, I mean he didn't lose Like all all summer. I saw I think it was mike will bond Uh, someone that's not a pure baseball guy, but a good sports person and he was like Hey, it's the sport of the summer and garrick coal didn't lose Um, he he rode that windless streak uh from the start end of april or end of may whatever it was Um, I don't know. You're you're right. I mean when you just look at the numbers on paper I mean it is very tight and jesson verlander's very good, but I don't know col was just dominant and I think like If you took a poll on the astros they'd say col and if you took a If if you took a poll around the league like if you were a batter, who would you who would you least want to face? I think it's easily col This year for this year I agree. I mean col was the dude. He he had a windless or he didn't lose a game for like the second half of the season Yeah, it's like 16 in a row Yeah, I get the numbers mixed up in my head now because it carried into the playoffs and they started doing that thing but Yeah, man. I I don't know. I think When when we look back at when we look back at this in a decade like you'll say like Yeah, those stats are there and maybe the verlander. No hitter is a thing in this which seems kind of ridiculous um because the the stats are Pretty similar face level, but uh, I don't know if you were if you were if you were in it You know that it was garakul all day Okay, so I have a guy that we need to take his vote away from him Okay, okay, so you know you know my rule about this If you're not lose your vote for a year. Yeah, I don't know what the standards are if you're like in the 1% that didn't vote The same way as everyone else Right you lose your vote for a year Sure, it's called the dummy the dummy penalty Yeah So if you what should we say if you have a guy Like if you don't give a first a guy who gets a first place vote a top three vote or something You should lose your vote something around that. We'll learn it. We'll learn it, but it's it's definitely called the dummy suspension and mark wicker From the southern california news group. He gets a dummy suspension And I'll play the dummy suspension sound effect we have Thank you Well, it's pretty quiet. Could you hear it? It's really quiet. I did not hear it Gong you want gong, okay gong. Yeah, I just hit the t button. So I played his name. Did I say his name already? mark wicker he is the los angeles dodgers beat reporter And the only person to vote ryu as a first place Winner in the national league So we're going to the national league. That's what I have up Every single person voted to grom besides the la writer who wanted the la guy to get it dunce Dummy suspension Dunce dummy possession. Okay, so we're done with the ale. We're on to the nl We have our our dunce dummy suspension out um That's tough. That's tough, but we'll see you in two years that guy. Mm-hmm Do you see sunny gray got some votes? Yeah, sunny got a couple votes Uh So roker got a couple votes flarity strassburg Kirby yates like that's a tough one like the kirby yates person should lose their vote Who voted for kirby yates and where'd they put them? patrick corbin got a vote Who voted for you guys? Wait, what what the yates got a fourth place vote? from mark wicker the same dude No The same dude had yates fourth The re you won. Can you tweet it mark wicker? I think we hit the level. No, I have to I was with re you I was okay, but jen re you and yates He's you got the people need to know he got flirty third, which is fine Dude mark wicker, what's your deal? Who gave corbin a vote? Can you get that one quick? Yeah, I can because my eyes Are gotta be a dc guy, right? human detective work Corbin Do you know what spot what what place he got voted? I think it was like the minimum vote he could get it He got he got one point Do they vote for like six plays or they just vote top five? I don't have a vote. I don't think he got a top five vote Okay So I so we must have got like a sixth place vote. Why would they vote out like your sixth best person? You had one Yeah, and that's a a couple people reached out Uh, and they were asking like what what's the solution because we've With like the manager of the year, you know, we we saw terry francona got one random second place vote um I I don't know the best solution in my head is like let's do a primary and get it down to three candidates And then you can only pick those guys does that make sense or does my brain too simple? No, that makes sense to me Okay, cool primary Learn learn that one in the history classes.  So you said there's something funny in the al mvp But let's not move there yet. I want to look at the al It wasn't the al sayang you were talking about was my question No, there's there's one comical vote in the nl sayang and now i'm hoping it's that same guy or the nl mvp And i'm hoping it's that same guy, you know mark wicker Mark wicker dude yahoo sports had all these up so easily and now i can't find them I don't know what website has them if anyone in the chat knows what website has who voted for her. I can't find it It's very bothersome. All right, so in the end vote mvp. We're we're fine With verlander winning in the end. I thought I was going to be a little more disappointed It does suck that like verlander's already won one and garret coal like was the best picture in the al But somehow didn't win it Yeah, and I I guess and this this ties into the voting a little bit I kind of want to see al mvp votes because I feel like garret coal got al mvp votes Which I don't know that would be kind of ironic like if he if he has more al mvp votes than verlander Which I think he does but he didn't win the sayang. I don't know like you're right It's nothing to get to throw your arms up about but like I don't know if you were a part of this season it was coal Mark wicker I saw someone tweeting about him I'm sure he's getting some Not fun times wicker leaks Wicker leaks. All right, let's take a quick break and then we'll do the mvp