If you can just change reality at will, like, damn. You think you do stuff with that? Mm hmm. That was such a fever dream. It really was like, that was a thing that happened. That that happened. We watched it happen. We were there. We paid close attention to every second. And it was just like, it was what was that? Do you like how they explained, quote unquote, the monitor?  And so now he's. What he is. Very weird, like. OK. Yeah, I don't really know what to do with that. It's just like, OK, like, I guess now he's all broody and weird and he created the anti monitor. You think that he'd be happier? I mean, wouldn't an anti monitor be super upbeat and happy? And everybody, I'm the anti monitor. I'm like him, but the opposite. What was the motivation to destroy everything? Evil, the force. Oh, I know what I did wrong. That show is invalid parameters. Invalid parameters has just played anyway. It's like, all right, the show is invalid parameters. Yeah. Hello, everyone. Brags and I are going to check out some memes just quickly just to stem the enormous flow. It's not it's not a lot just so that I can, you know, the next time we actually cover them in a big way, it'll slow down a bit. But then we're going to we're going to just go through superchats. It's going to be fun for probably two or three hours or however long. I think this is a good start, considering what we were talking about.  Finally, Kevin Conroy is back to play Batman. Like, oh, oh, I'm like, I hadn't seen a lot of his work as Batman. But I was like, oh, this will be really cool. Yeah, I was I don't have any real connection to him at all.  Yeah, that's kind of what it was like. The fact that he or or or Pat Conroy, he would have signed on Kevin Conroy. Not Pat Conroy. He's he's an author. The fact that he would have signed on despite the script means he probably just really wanted to be a part of it. But that's really sad. That is kind of sad. That makes it. Don't send me the screenshot out of context. I don't know what it is, but it's funny. Time is shorter for long people. Yeah, good good. The long man experience earth in a. Short away in a longer way, even. It works. Yeah, under control. Oh, my goodness, we have jokers just there. Oh, my goodness. Make America ethical again.   When someone hasn't discovered the majesty of movie bulb. Oh, it fits him so well. He is a he's a he makes people just have to. Step back to be like, oh, I got something came up. Sorry, guys. Yeah, you guys are great now, but I just can't do this. I can't do this guy, this large man. Boy, here you go. And hold on, let me my strobe light. Yeah, that was basically that planet was strobe light planet. When they like briefly showed the emperor with the lights going on in my eye, I kind of liked it. And then I realized that for extended conversations, it would be doing it. And I was like, oh, my eyeballs first. It's kind of like a joke where the first time you tell it is pretty good. I like this joke. Then they tell it over and over. What's this? I'm not 100 percent sure. I first I was going to guess tremors, but I'm not clear on. Is this like a is this a walking dead thing? Maybe something burst through a wall. I feel like chat will get it. Someone in chat will know they can answer this. We we we definitely get it. I'm just trying to figure out what this is from. Mm hmm. We shall discover it. I am sure of this wonderful meme format. There's like three of these movies have merits and flaws you can recognize regardless of whether or not you post like the movie. So what you're seeing is people aren't allowed like the last year. That's basically what it is talking to these people. Yeah. And a nutshell. But I showed you this one earlier. We have to get our top scientists to decipher. Oh, yeah, this one is just strange. Maybe maybe like instead of Finn yelling, Ray, maybe it's like the super chat is what he's saying. Hi, Rags. Hi, Rags. Um, so what's up, Mola, please stop blue-balling us and upload the crisis vids on consecutive days. You said editing was done. No, I didn't. I said the editing was done for one, two and three. Three is coming out in a couple of days. Four and five haven't been edited yet. The reason I stagger the releases is so it's consistently released. Um, because otherwise we'd get like one and two and then a week later three and then two weeks later four and five, which I don't know. I just I would prefer to do it once per, I think we've got once per five days is the attempt to do it right now. But don't worry, they're coming out. They're coming out. You have to pull them from a single black infinitude. Exactly. Also makes it very difficult. Let's see. What do we got here? That's funny. It's funny because when it comes to Jenny or Houston or there's a couple of others. There's a lot of people who I try to like just be like, but that's a bad argument. The people are like, who are you talking to? What is this? And I'm like, a screenshot all of it because everyone's blocked. Oh, yeah. Now we have another vision. I absolutely believe you have the right to free speech and I would defend you if I thought your free speech was being infringed. So you're saying you want to take away my freedom of speech. Oh, no. This is obviously a candid photo. Someone must have taken during the Jenny Eve upstream. Sometimes you don't know people are taking photos of you, you know.  You stand out in the crowd. Yeah, I figured nobody would catch it. It's a little subtle. So this is the Joker sequel. Checking it out. Oh, nobody should be on. Oh my goodness. Someone spotted an artwork in, I guess, the place of. Exciting adventures and it's kind of gas mask people. Interesting. Monuments there. They're kind of, they're kind of long. Yes, look at the long. Yeah. Kind of long. Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. Oh, it's funny. I don't know. It's just, you know, he was trying new stuff every time to a degree. Just couldn't get it to work. What's that? He got got you. Don't shoot. I'm a Nazi to prove it. I like EFAP's view of objectivity. You. You'll remember Godzilla King of the Monsters. I apparently am row down in this illustration. Sea of Tunnel. Patrick Wilms and Bad Video Essays. See Patrick Wilms is his own sort of thing. Not just a bad video essay. Comes into his own group of ships. Wipe out. More evidence of people being blocked by Jenny. How unfortunate. Don't talk to me or my poor again. And ironically, she's gotten like half my followers blocked. You can do a lot with this before that. This is fun. I don't know the source of this quote, but it just says I hate to look at the stuff I've written and consider what it means or why I do it. Has he really said that? I would want a question about that. If you look, wait, what? Let me look it up. Because you'd think no writer would say that, but all right. Stuff I've written. I think I might have a quote. I got him on brainyquote.com here saying that. Are there any extra bits or is it just that? Yeah, you just Google that. That's the only place I found it at the moment. I don't know if it's a real quote or not, but it's on brainy quote, whatever that means. So I don't know. Sounds like something he'd say. Someone created Tism Knight. I have infinite respect for such things. You have such a foul beast back there. We got this is a deleted scene from Rise of Skywalker where he speaks to the Oracle and the Oracle is indeed a spider. Oh my goodness. That's Mustafar. And there's water. I guess it's time we release, we tell people the truth. This scene was going to go ahead, but we were made aware of it in Disney and we told them that we would be suing them if they had continued so they had to remove it. That's just how it works. Spider oracles are a registered trademark of EFAM. We got a lot of pull in Hollywood. We don't like to use it. You know. Sometimes you gotta... You remember when Rey was described as an underdog? Oh yeah. Oh, hey. Road to objectivity. Hey. The road to objectivity. Impopyrus.   Oh, they are. This is apparently proof. That's a Bernie and Ert. Yeah, I think so. Erton Bernie, I don't know. Erton Bernie. Erton Bernie. Apparently Jay has been tricking us this whole time. Oh my goodness. Rags is not the gale. It is someone else, or at least we'll have to get a science team on that. I think his spirit animal is like a giraffe. This is like a rendition of movie ball apparently from Twitter. I was just like, all right. I'm not 100% sure it was going on. What's he got? Is that like a cupcake? I feel like it has to be some kind of confectionery item on top of a stick of some kind.  Some sugar, some sugary sort of thing. But I don't know. It's hard to decipher it fully. We have a cool little listing of scrappy underdogs. Oh. Like the cosmic chicken. Oh yeah, she's definitely the scrappy underdog. How does she manage? I don't know. It was a wonderful story that she managed it though. Championing against all adversity. The Bachelorette Star Wars Edition. Oh, who we got? Oh my goodness. Waldo, Dan and Dave. James Gunn is there. Tycho Waititi, Brian, George, Mandalorian, Don. Oh, the guy who made Rogue One. I forget his name. Oh, Ron Howard. Dave Filoni with his cowboy hat. New guy is there for some reason. Dude, Rotic. Eric Butts. Oh, all kinds. Of course. They're all vying for Catholic Kennedy, I suppose. That's unfortunate. That really recontextualizes this meme. Don't make me watch The Long Man. It's got eFab in his eyes. It's amazing that it's the high quality image that... Oh, it's a gift. Wait a minute. It works so well. Oh, what's wrong?  I would hate that if that happened to me. You can have my bike. You can have my friends. Why, really? Of course. The Don and New Guy. I feel like they have some wonderful adventures. Anything yet? I can watch it. That's baseballs. I just see that again.  Especially after having seen TLJ. It'll probably be even better. Yeah, the plot will make a lot more sense. Oh, this is episode five. I think this is them commenting on the giant teddy bear that's attacking. I think you're right. That was the thing that happened. You will see our coverage of that eventually. Oh my god, that happened. Bob Diabetes Island. We got eFab Chat. Two of them. Yeah. You guys really think we can take him on? I guess we'll find out in the motion picture. So... I like this way better than King of the Monsters. I wasn't a fan of either of them. Caravan of critique. Epic movie posters. He's made quite a few of these, the guy behind them. They are in my backlog of memes. Yeah, I've noticed quite a few. Bottom left, I keep thinking that's Farquaad for whatever reason. Paul Valomo Literal Spooder. Oracle Cut from Tross. JJ, please. Well, like I said, we pulled some strings. We can't be having him. You besmirched the good spider name. Tor Valom. Oh yeah, I looked at some of these. Concept art for some of this stuff. It's like an octopus spider, yeah. Frank and Bob. Dr. Diabetes sought to find the key to immortality. But he instead made a monster of celestial proportions. Oh, it sounds like epic undertaking. I would watch it. It's more produced. Nice. Epic. The Adventures of Evil Batman Volume 1. Batman, there's no activity on the Joker lately.  And it's like, I took care of him. Oh, and the Riddler, he ax-mitted him. Oh my goodness. Mr. Freeze, he... I don't know what's going on there. I don't even know what he's doing there. It's probably not good. Done. There's also a decline in muggings lately. Just showing him shoot a gun. That's not funny. Oh, I get all of the references. So true. This again is one of them. Candid photos. Obviously, we didn't know we'd be photographed at this time. Yeah, at the time, I just thought I'd take a look. I... Longinus manius. Stabby with thy stick of objectivity. These sexes trying to hinder thy themes. How dare these alt-rightists take away thy enjoyment? Take away the USA is. Oh. That's good.   That's so many implications. What's... is that a... I guess that's like a... Oh, what is that? I gotta blow this up. Oh, this is a big picture. Got the gunk droid there. What is... I guess... On the left, next to the dark trooper helmet, I guess. Oh. Who is that? I don't know. I don't know either. It's Duel of the Phaps. It's funny. Labeled rags in his gun. I bought a new gun the other day. So it's accurate. It matches. Goliath monster of massivity by unknown translated by Scooby Doobies. The story the toxic brood won't tell you. The origin of Goliath is taboo. For the knowledge of this story can drive a man insane. Our story begins after the great Tonald Locke finished his creations. Tonald wanted to create a being just like the cosmic chicken. He started with the cosmic egg from the cosmic chicken himself. 1.2 billion gallons of rhino milk and a pinch of massivity. He was proud of what he had started but so far so he took a long rest. Meanwhile an evil mass of known as Bobilius Chippanius stole Tonald's creation.  Bobilius genetically modified the cosmic egg with the heart of a rottweiler and the soul of a tism. He then added 20 pounds of massivity to the egg making it begin to go rotten. The once cosmic egg then began to triple in size and this made Bobilius roll with joy. Roll with joy. Bobilius just had to add one more ingredient which was the blood of a massive. He told his apprentice Quintinius to fight him a massive. When he returned Bobilius slammed his book closed so hard that it caused an earthquake and he said what did you bring me? Quintinius presented him the unknown massive. Bobilius was pleased with this and he brought the poor massive to the egg. Bobilius had to sacrifice by adding every gallon of blood to the mass's body. The egg it now begins to increase in size even more and then something made Bobilius puff up with excitement. The egg began to hatch as the egg got larger it continued to hatch. Five minutes passed and the egg is full of holes and cracks then silence. The silence is then broken by a hideous howl that can be heard throughout the universe. Bobilius has frozen shock looking at his creation. He then says destroy the cosmic chicken in my Goliath. Goliath bursts through a wall outside willed to begin his rampage. Yeah it's directly from the scrolls so you know. Yeah translated by Scooby Doobius. I like how that's like the thing we read out and the next is this. Oh that's funny. The rendition of a movie Robert I believe. Oh dear. It's the whole time. The man behind the scenes pulling the strings. The consumer. Oh my goodness. I guess someone I don't know what the actual result is but it's like birthday of Robert chipman 1918. I doubt it but alright. He's been down there a long time. Somewhere in his basement apartment. This is a nice picture of what could have been the better movie. Lord teaching. The ways of the force. And then a simple but effective meme. There's already an episode of Batwoman Out that we haven't seen yet and hopefully Jacob is doing alright. I've heard they're awful. Though that doesn't surprise anyone I imagine. I'm the last one for the day. This is good I like that. Whammon gets sent to sleep like an oldie. Always whammon. Put him to sleep because we hate them. We're sexists and we hate whammon. It only makes sense. We sleep them. So I'm going to do what I did last time essentially. Just keep on the ball of current super chats and just look at our backlog. Announcements. I'll probably repeat these for the eFab episode on Saturday. That's when that next one's happening. We have recorded the super chat catch up with Wolf. That's all good to go. We need to record the other one. I'm going to figure out what I'm going to do in terms of release. It could be weird to release Part 1 without 2. But then Part 2 is going to go through a lot of copyright hell. I'll have to figure it out. I need to see what kind of copyright hell we're dealing with first I suppose. Yes everybody. Not all copyright claims are created equal. Progress has been made on that. Doom is still available. So watch it while you can. But there's 15 days left for Zephyr to continue their claim. I'm almost certain they will within the next week. Once they do I'll give it like probably a month and then I'll be releasing it again. But this time it shouldn't be taken down whatsoever. Doom will finally be fully released and then we can move on to the next EPAP movies. Meanwhile we've got I think I'm releasing the next Infinity Tisms tomorrow. And we did a premiere. It was cool. It worked out really well. We'll probably do that for all of the Infinity Tisms from now on. Fun to have a little audience back and forth while also watching insane the TV shows that we watch are. And I've been working on I've done the audio for both my intended April Fool's videos and I'm editing the visuals on one while someone who is someone else's editing the visuals on the other. As soon as those are done I'll be doing a big video again. I think that's everything other than yeah. We've got an EPAP on Saturday. We are covering Ralph the Movermaker's video. Everybody has been requesting. It's been a while. We've let everything settle. I'm afraid it's a real video. It's not a joke. He stads by it. We'll be checking it out with guests. It'll be lots of fun. I guess we'll see you there. But yeah, that's it for updates. Is there anything else you want to mention? What are you up to these days? Oh I'm going to get myself really back into the flow of things where every day I can knock out X minutes of a video and that sort of thing. I guess I was just in a little slump for a while and kind of getting over it and it feels good. Feels really good. But I'm just going to be kind of hanging out today. Going to be hanging out. Oh, we should mention as well we watched You Were Never Really Here Down, Taxi Driver, King of Comedy, The Lighthouse and between us we've both watched 1917. What else is there? We're going to re-watch the Joker obviously before Saturday. Me and Rags have done a whole bunch of movie homework. Been great. We've been doing our research. We've been studying for this video. We even watched video essays about several of these movies after watching them. Just to say they were not good. They were not good at all. The one that was wrong on two counts immediately like the face sentence of Taxi Driver. It was really funny. Yeah, the last scene of Taxi Driver and it's just not the last scene. It's that level of just objectively wrong. The eyes are darting around. The camera darts around the room like a pair of eyes taking in all of Travis's apartment. No, they don't at all. It's one slow single solid pan that just scans over some news clippings. What are you talking about? Ah, fun times. But yes, lots on the way and obviously this stream is intended to get us to catch up at least a little bit on our Super Chat overflow which we will try and be chipping away at every stream. Someone's saying pulling for 1917 for best picture even ahead of Joker? Maybe, man. I'm okay with that. Yeah, like for those of you we haven't really talked about it on EFAP yet. 1917 is phenomenally good so if you haven't seen it yet you need to go out and you need to see it because it is incredible. Very good yet. Very good. Alright, I'm going to start reading these things. You ready? Yeah. Exciting. Love you guys. Keep being massive Thank you very much.  Currently recovering from ear surgery thanks for stream. No problemo. Yeah, I'm glad you're liking it. Enjoy your new ear. He's like ear transplant. Ear transplant? It's like the ear of a giraffe. I don't know, it works. It looks weird. I could hear really, really well out of my new animal ear. My hats don't fit anymore though. Yeah, that's the sacrifice. Get it especially made. Have you seen the Hugo Martin interview on NoClip? It's really good. He's an objective man by the way. I have no idea who that is, but... One more time? What's the name? Hugo Martin interview on NoClip. No. No, I'm not aware of it. I'll paste it into a note for my time to check that out. I'll see if I can. Also, Doom Eternal looks like it's going to be amazing. Good. There was a new video that came out of it and I've heard a lot of good things. I haven't seen it yet. I've been playing the Doom multiplayer from 2016. I love Doom multiplayer, guys. If you want to kind of tide yourself over then play that. It's really, really good stuff. But yeah, I'm ready for Doom Eternal and they're ready for it. I'm hoping it'll be great. So far, it looks good.  Wonderful saying. Horrible way to find out you're adopted. Yeah. They're... They're logo. They're catchphrase, I guess. I asked a pretty young homeless woman if I could take her home. Her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. If I could take her home. That's funny. He's that. That's nice, quick, funny. Hi, Rags. I forgive you for cracking me over the head with a maul in Mordhau. Also, hi, Mauler. You gotta do what you gotta do when it comes to Mordhau. I just wanted to specify. I'm talking about Outer Wilds, not Outer Worlds. The problem with this amazing game being buried is its unfortunate name. Outer Wilds? Let me google that. I think I saw a clip of it at some point in someone's video and I was like, hmm. Outer Wilds? Yeah. That is an unfortunate name. Very close to Outer Worlds. Let me see Outer Wilds on Steam. To be determined on Steam, it looks like an open world mystery about a solar system trapped in an endless time loop. Hmm. Interesting. What up, my Ewoks? What up? What is up? You know who doesn't know what's up. I could make a few guesses. Well, I've been educated on the subject by recent, you know, mainstream movies and I'm very glad of that. Recent filmages? Filmery. Americans are terrible chess players. They lost two towers in one movie. Oh. In one move. Sorry, not one movie. Oh, that's a hint. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, that changes things because I thought about Lord of the Rings. Yeah, for the sake of that, I was actually like, I tried to be like, Peter Jackson American? Or like... They didn't lose both of those towers in one movie. Yeah. Then I was like, oh yeah, that's right, 9-11. Yeah, there you go. It reminds me of that tragedy. We should get Norm MacDonald as a guest. Norm MacDonald, please be an evab guest.  Mary Tonald. I don't know, I might marry Danny. Yeah, that's tough. I think I'm going to marry Tonald.   There you go.    That's from Chris Reagan, apparently, as in that's a quote from him. Movie Bob. What? No bullshit, not movie Bob. Oh yeah, that's right. It's hard to keep it straight sometimes. We've got loads of massives to categorize. We've got a lot of large bodies, small brains. Rags, thoughts on Virginia gun rally. I'm glad people are out there rallying in support of their constitutional amendments. Glad to see that so many people turned up and that certain groups didn't cause any problems. Who would win futuristic sci-fi military or magical fantasy military? One has advanced weapons and power of science while the other has arcane knowledge, magical creatures and all that entails. Wouldn't we have to know the specifics? If you have Gandalf on your team versus a guy with a rifle, Gandalf will probably still win I guess. I think the science fiction army would probably win but it depends on the scale of the magic.  If that's the case if my army is going to win aren't they? Well they're just going to blow it away from orbit. That's what I just said. It does seem like it would have to be a very specific fantasy army that has some kind of that's all about the magic like an army of wizards or something even then. It'd be weird because magic is so different between different kinds of universes and stuff I think I'm going to for the moment at least I'm going to side with the fantasy. Just chipping in a bit to the buy every e-fapper out of wilds find a fund both one of the best and most criminally unknown games to come out in years cannot recommend enough. Also high rags. Love you babe. Hello, hello Still a few e-faps behind thank you for that Any plans to change how slash when super chats are read out? It's a bit of a drag to get through backlog when a majority of the video time is just a bunch of high rags Well you don't have to watch that part it's for the people who send those messages in Like once we're done with covering the video for example if you don't want to watch us reading out and responding to super chats you don't have to but the people obviously who sent these in are waiting to have us read them out and respond I figure that system works and for those who are like but you're never going to catch up you're always going to have a backlog the only reason this happened is because we had the New Year's New Year's stream which was supposed to be able to be a catch up but we ended up having YMS drop in and ER so we couldn't do super chats we were just having debates and discussion and stuff and that was on top of the fact that we had the two wolf streams that clocked in at like was it like 13-14 hours we only managed to talk about super chats for like an hour in that one so you put those two together of course we can have a big overflow but we caught up before the wolf stream at every stream since that we've talked about the super chats of the specific stream we have actually caught up like we will catch up just that obviously special circumstances pushed us back a bit and worst case scenario me and Rax can just do it offline but I really don't think there's any trouble catching up we'll get there this one just says Yo Yo ESO needs to tell Church of Gale we found Waldo Church of Gale Miss Gale we found Waldo Mola1917 unbridled praise when I don't know that I could make an unbridled praise for because I wouldn't know how to structure that because I just want to keep talking about how good the direction is and I don't know how many ways I could say it you know they're doing the same thing they did earlier but it's still good it's still really good it's not like it would be impossible but I kind of want to do my Joker one and I don't know if I would do one for 1917 but there's a chance just watch Tron Legacy though it's not a great movie the character arc of Flynn, Jeff Bridges is Luke's character arc from TLJ but done right I haven't seen it in a while I would be fine seeing it again it was a cool movie it had a really good soundtrack it's on a Flynn some good stuff Don plus new guy equals BFFs absolutely in Patrick Willems John Wick video he said that he was a professor imagine walking into a class expecting to learn something and he's your teacher oh he said he was a professor probably like as a joke I guess imagine walking into a class expecting to learn something and he's your teacher you can learn stuff from seeing how not to do it right you know Patrick maybe and it ends with high rags owo hello JJ poops out a bad clone of A New Hope Ryan stabs it repeatedly and lights it on fire JJ begins pissing on the corpse trying to put out the flames but only making the smell worse that describes the sequel trilogy that describes Star Wars Star Wars fairly accurately hello there Mr. Moorler high rags kick j hello hello reaps you massive catch up with EFAP already was that a misspelling of rags or is reaps a person reaps can you spell that reaps reaps hello reaps um maybe that's a friend of this guy's I don't know but yeah reaps catch up maybe yeah his friend who watches whose name is reaps it's like a very long winded way to say hello to him Guten tag rags hello free Hong Kong going to work enjoy work catch up this just says catch up little tomato what do I make of that catch up little tomato yeah I guess I guess I get it but like you say tomato you don't say tomato yeah I don't say tomato I say tomato tomato tomato tomato potato potato even though no one says potato no one says potato Moorler please make an episode of EFAP with Batman eats toothpaste yeah what is this meme Batman eats toothpaste thing what is that that's been said before I feel like we're missing something let's look it up Batman must have eaten toothpaste at some point what's like I need to know how this happened Batman eats toothpaste alright images this is this is called research okay um I've got let's see so I got this Rushtastic I feel like it's probably at EFAP memes you're not going to find it through Google but unless it's just the EFAP audience fucking with us like inventing a meme relying on us not remembering just to say it but I'm pretty sure it came from somewhere uh rags my man I was watching EFAP 69 and I love how you agree with me that Shell is the hottest babe also Moorler tell Metal that he's a dingus no I don't know and yeah Shell is uh smoking what if JJ Abrams was two guy who was leaking information about episode 9 also high rags Moorler hello hello that would be so interesting just give it up fuck it they won't even let me make my movie so here's a shitty one fun fact for you massives the enlightened fans referred to the scrawny cw version of Superman a super cuck okay he looks like a hand in the crisis on infinite earths Lois checks out the most attractive Superman from the other world while he watches okay that's just what Superman fans want to see yep I can see why people really love this I can see why the show would attract a certain crowd of people you guys should watch vikings also kick rags no no no no no and uh I have heard good things about vikings um vikings and vikings in general they're kind of cool you know hello beautiful massives can you react to 10 seconds of Kevin Smith's TROS review at around 2050 you will love this part thanks for all you do we'll have a look Kevin Smith the rise of skywalker I don't know who this guy is you're not Kevin Smith no I guess he's like a review person well he's a director and writer he did clerks as well oh gotcha uh so at what point uh they said 2050 2050 all right let's take a look the suspense is killing me ah will it be worth putting on to an e-fab I mean we could no it's just a little it's just like a little ah what is it did you see it? no no I haven't looked at it I just assumed you'd no no I'll I'll send you a little link send you a little link here because I could do the copy Earl at current time keep Earl out of this dude Earl needs to know look that the Wayfinder is on a moon of Endord and we hear the e-word and we're like yeah the e-word give me that screen yay he's at it oh my god he said the e-word he said the e-word right right there not only that but he was really happy about saying it dude oh it is so disgusting he's celebrating oh my god we're not laughing because it's funny we just can't believe it hi rags hello what did you think of the boys um sorry someone someone asked me that once in a different scenario I haven't I haven't seen the show I haven't seen the show but I've heard it's good yeah I like it there's a couple of tisms but for the most part it's pretty awesome I would recommend um they fly now yes I was going to tell a dead baby joke but I aborted I get it that's very very clever would you ever have Racivik or Whitelight on they both do in-depth critiques and stuff Whitelight's got a 7 hour long one on Death Stranding we're not against it I don't know if they showed interest the way it often works with guests is like some of the bigger YouTubers are really difficult to contact and so if you guys find a tweet or something where they're like yeah I'd be interested then I can reply to them on Twitter and be like yeah just DM's yo and then they'll be like oh my goodness DM's muse Obi-Wan used Force Heal on Luke in A New Hope when he touched his forehead after being hit by the Tusken I assumed he just woke him up I don't know I touched him with his hand I don't know if that was Force Heal and if that's the case then I that doesn't solve problems that just makes more of oh no they cry now would you rather fight Zory Bliss or give Bill Cosby a butterfly kiss what's a butterfly kiss let me research must be done butterfly kiss I don't know what that means I feel like it's probably horrible how to butterfly kiss alright let's go to WikiHow learn how to butterfly kiss something to do with eyelashes like kissing someone while fluttering your eyelashes is that what that is I guess it looks like it so it says the butterfly kiss is a very sweet and tender kiss that can express passion love and affection love and affection it's perfect for mixing things up with your significant other after all even making out all the time can get a little bit repetitive this fucking virgin wrote this to give a butterfly kiss all you have to do is move your face close to your partners so that your eyes are almost touching and flutter your eyelids rapidly so your partner feels like he or she is being kissed by the delicate wings of a butterfly if you want to get started fly over to step one oh my god what faggot wrote this so I guess the choices are that with Bill Cosby or to fight Zory Bliss God this guy looks like Jay in the first stage you're like here I'll just show you this is the first step on it Jay likes them butterfly kisses I don't think he'd deny that butterfly kiss my shrek hole my shrek hole oh my goodness let me just see what the last step is I want to read the last step I want to see what it all leads up to step five flutter your eyelashes even faster beat those wings like you've got places to fly try moving your eyelashes even faster by blinking more rapidly to increase how else do you think you move your eyelashes faster they're literally attached to your eyelids I'm not even going to finish no I will some people even give butterfly kisses on the cheek or other tender parts of their significant other space they blink fast on someone's cheek I almost feel like are you okay are you okay oh my goodness romance has gotten weird that is very strange this butterfly kiss I like this look at this picture as if just in case you were retarded enough to not know where the eyelashes could be found on the human body there's this helpful diagram with an arrow that points to them they should have an explanation of how to read if they're going to go this far like that should be an audio form Jay's in the chat, Jay we found you we found you butterfly kissing preparing to butterfly kiss he said butterfly kiss my ball Jay this is so unbecoming of you please calm down go back to smooching your your girlfriend or your mom oh my goodness um but yeah the question was to fight Zory Bliss or to give Bill Cosby a butterfly kiss and I guess I would go with Bill Cosby butterfly kiss because it's less risky would you do what with Zory Bliss? I mean you gotta fight her fight her? yeah she's a woman in a Star Wars in a Disney Star Wars movie I don't stand a fucking chance we're just insta-deads I'm a white male I wouldn't have a chance no hope at all Star Wars and no hope Mola, I work at Amazon unpacking boxes and opened one that contained a book called Mastering the American Accent and I'm going to review it unironically the other day I was listening to the eFap where you were doing your Welsh accent it sounded like the shrunken head from the night bus in Harry Potter probably is I was like oh my god I can't believe this is this is Mola on natural it's not like I ever sounded like that it's just like I know how to do a Welsh accent because I listen to it all the time but uh like my parents don't have a strong Welsh accent so I don't need it imagine making love to somebody while giving them dirty talk with that accent what did you say sloppy but effective lover or something I said you sound like an adequate yet sloppy lover okay yeah it's like oh I'll fuck you I'll fuck you good but it's going to be messy and kind of awkward but oh you'll like it you'll come back for more you're just going to have to wash those sheets who wins an army of space wizards or an army of tech wizards I feel like tech wizards would be able to go into space I guess a space wizards could probably just go into space because they have magical powers like Leia so they're both wizards though true true are we talking like Jedi vs well a tech wizard is that like a descriptive for someone who's good at tech rather than a magical person who uses tech is that like a is that like a tech priest from Warhammer see if you don't include these specifics in the super chat how are we supposed to answer these deep questions yeah we could talk for a little bit about what is a tech wizard and what is a space wizard but I'm going to go with tech wizard I would assume space wizard we will just call them a Jedi and the tech wizard is someone who is extremely good with technology in which case yeah I'm thinking a Psyker from Warhammer when I hear tech wizard that's kind of what I thought or yeah probably that in the right scenario each of them could kill each other more scenarios probably go to the tech wizard because someone said techno mage as Jay said in chat big nut oh big nuts right I agree all of all the comments that Jay's made so far are testicle related I don't we'll have to you know something can be made of that I think conclusions can be drawn I'm just gonna screenshot this actually I'm gonna put it I'm gonna put it in the here I'm gonna if anyone ever needs to use a clip of Jay chatting big nut I'm gonna go to the efap podcast talk in the discord and I'm just gonna post that there so if you need it there it is big nut on the on the Star Wars FMK are you sure you wouldn't fuck Ray when you're done she could force heal you and you could go indefinitely I'd fuck her brains out forever according to this guy yeah but it was all the three options it was Ray, Leia and Padme right yeah Ray's just outclassed by the other two I'm sorry yeah I'm thinking so like yeah I mean the other two can use well Leia can use force heal assuming the rules will work that way so you're all right it'll work out big nut why do orphans enjoy playing tennis it's the only love they'll get I got it ohhhh check out the Velocipaster interesting movie um Velocipaster like a religious Velociraptor I'm on board with this Ragers Hera Syndulla Hot or Not what's that again Hera Syndulla I will paste it to you Hera Syndulla let's take a look oh she's a Star Wars Dism um let's see Star Wars Rebels so she is okay let's take a look let's take a closer look let's take a really close look all right so what's really interesting is that I accidentally I accidentally clicked the shopping tab instead of the image tab the first thing that pops up is literally her topless oh well you could buy a poster and it's her topless so alright then but let's go to the real images yeah she seems attractive yeah I'm not a fan of the head tail thingies um but yeah I um yeah she's good looking I think that in like there's in twillich society right they must have a name for fucking yourself with your own head tails oh of course I wonder what it would be called I mean guys could do it girls could do it they could all do it there must be like a really I'd say a very fairly prominent form of masturbatory act um but yeah she looks good is the real reason more it doesn't like John Wick 3 because a long man gets killed at the beginning a relative perhaps give her the great work my dudes oh yeah that is that is essentially my I don't like you got it the one time we get long man representation and he's killed immediately like and he's a villain it's like okay I see I get the message Hollywood I do um I recommend to the deer hunter I'd be interested with your thoughts on the main albums mainly for the story high waggles and usually oh hello yeah um I only know you hunted the movie I didn't know it was like a album oh my goodness how loud are you oh my god was that a whale I think that was a guy with a really big dick that's all I ever seen is that what they sound like because I dragging across the floor that's the sound I'm pretty sure that's not what they sound like moller well what can I say I'm just giving you the the truth here buddy I just looked out the window and he was just is this a sound the tick made is the air passed over it what's up moller and rags you and words ever read Malazan book of the fallen uh no no I have not read feel like that was brought up with the wolf super chats um I think wolf has read it uh but I don't think I have it breaks a lot of narrative conventions while being extremely high quality throughout all ten books highly recommend all right toothpaste rises and Batman to eat it okay the toothpaste rises I was born in the toothpaste thanks to my favorite e-words and misogytisms for hours of intellectual stimulation in regards to media also keep your magazines loaded rags Washington yeah man I've got one uh I got one I do I have some of those loaded magazines this super chat was brought to you by rars roof and plumbing oh he's just plumbing now too he's I thought he was like I didn't I think Jay's drunk he said rags arrange your favorite dicks from quiet is still loud oh my goodness Jay is just oh they put it first the big nut and now this oh my goodness Jay you're supposed to be setting a good example what are you thinking right terrible um Mola mask on or off when making love oh that's always down to the the preference of the the participant you know normally they don't mind their face in the other way anyway uh check out Oakley dokely I recommend flanda doodles sorry what is that a band I think that's a bad it's like a bad of Ned Flanders is Flanders doodles yeah I will I will check that out the band is Oakley dokely their song is Flanders doodles yeah that's what it's a 2016 song God says check out Oakley dokely I recommend Flanders doodles and uh yeah I think I think people have mentioned it before some Flanders is but uh I won't play it on stream in case of copytisms but I will check it out uh a little later that music will get you who are you ray ray who rage shadow legends a lot of people have made that joke that's how that's how influential rage shadow legends is now rage shadow legends is more influential in star wars and game of thrones how long until disney buys rage shadow legends don't fuck up the lore of rage shadow but but but moller it's ray the best part uh what do you think of 1917 I love the first half and hated the rest the guy should be dead is dumb and he's too lucky is it only me that didn't like the movie 5 out of 10 jojo rabbit is much better to watch yeah I think it might be you um I would give it that he's a little lucky there's that moment where he gets shot out by that sniper dude like seven times and he keeps missing and then he manages to get him um it's not impossible it's just that it does seem like he uh he was a little lucky there um he is shot at a lot in the film in total yes uh I'm not going to deny that it's just that uh I don't think that it's all impossible it's just uh yeah um and of course they're not what you would call completely lucky uh the two of them the lots of of carnage is dealt of avoiding any specifics uh but yeah I loved it I thought it was very very very good go watch 1917 it's amazing molla do little dragon bagpipe scene unbridled praise when dragon bagpipe scene dragon bagpipe scene I've only heard bad things about do little so not exactly encouraged to uh check it out I suppose we'll see uh do little viewers can't stop commenting on that really gross dragon scene oh oh my goodness you ever going to finish your stall's videos or you just a streamer now feel like there's only like two weeks ago that I uploaded a new video that was two hours long new video that was two hours long full of editing and information and it was packed to the brim with substance and it was stall was sorry I can't video assay us to sit in front of a webcam and shut out their terrible opinions in 10 minute chunks every one 10 minute video per month and if I was doing that people would assume that everything's fine but I do one two hour video per three months somehow I'm like off the face of the earth it's like okay okay it is a strange system but no I am not just a streamer I was streaming before I even made reviews and I'm going to continue making reviews while streaming because that's something I like to do streaming is fun new old man listener here who uses efap to assist his son with critical thinking skills he wants us to do a rise of skywalker efap efap style viewing when the DVD is released keep up the great work and thank you that sounds like a lot of fun um I hope your son's old enough for this to be suitable content that's all sometimes sometimes there are words that are used all concepts that are covered that could be considered adult thank you for coming to my awesome stuff as a diabetic I disavow diabetes on behalf of my people yeah that makes sense that makes a lot of sense a lot of them disavow mohler I binged half of buffy season 6 in two days and finished it why must you break my heart yeah that ending man that's a rollercoaster that's what makes a lot of people pick season 6 to be their favorite hey you threw it though you made it and I will put you through it one day rags one day could be years from now could be eventually yeah just even if even if you don't like the entire thing I'll want you to see it just so you can comment on it do you think twilex ask for you to yank on their head tails absolutely I think they do how could they not absolutely they do no doubt in my mind stupid youtube made me fudge their url that's that's fine um do you wanna check this out while I keep reading cause I don't know if it's anything we should anything specific interesting apparently that's the url he said efap49 at that time stamp so let me look it up let's take a look see here take a little look hello boys I'm currently making a video on efap more I have some questions in your discord dms if you can help me out on some history and stuff history and stuff the podcast talk there's a lot of efap historians in there if you need any help with like things that work with efap especially efap.me you'll have a lot of information hopefully that gives you everything you need drat he didn't disable superchats this time either we'll be here a while also hello muller and rags hope you both have a splendid evening why thank you I think rags is it was basically you you were saying like what if basically what if JJ pretty much undoes the last Jedi and not the force awakens but the last Jedi I mean well you kind of kind of did that so good job JJ obviously I have access to many intelligent spiders I'm going to say that the top comment of efap 49 is TLJ is a love letter to Star Wars like the atomic bomb was a love letter to Hiroshima so yeah I think that's fairly accurate wait to describe it perfectly comparable perfectly comparable can you say the longest city in Wales I can only do it in pieces but uh no we give it a try on episode 50 I think I've tried it a few times I could have sworn I did it on the last efap but it's um because they've written it out for me it's Lan-fair-pool-guin Gil-gog-er Huig-n-drob Will-lan-ti-silly-go-go-go-go it's ridiculous but uh but uh if I was to like hear someone pronounce it several times I could probably learn it eventually but it's um it's a nightmare I mean the people who live there most know how to pronounce it for the most part maybe or maybe they don't um do do do what if Star Wars episode 9 had lore in Raid Shadow Legends well then we'd all be playing it obviously yeah then obviously I would want to I gotta get my Star Wars lore oh and follow up from the the Oldman viewer he said his son is 15 and it's what he hears on this is nothing compared to what he's exposed to by his peers alright hmm I was gonna say by 15 there wasn't much that would surprise me anymore but I was still pretty sheltered at 15 I'd seen a lot of scary and crazy things by then and the internet I'd already been exposed to plenty thank you internet oh my god oh and some of them are still doing those little stickers as well uh I can't not see it as rags like every time I see it I'm just like it's rags me I ever played Splinter Cell this is my first favorite game I haven't played it myself not the first one I haven't played the first one though I got in with conviction was kind of when I started playing and like both I like both it and Blacklist quite a bit uh Captain Marvel Porn parody review when we did consider doing that for EFAP 69 it's just that there is a weird factor okay there is the yeah there is the aspect that it is porn but that is a legit good idea it's funny though yeah just to see what the plot is because there is going to be a plot there's got yeah there's got to be a plot do you think EFAP will get so popular that it becomes impossible to read all the super chats in one stream and catch up streams uh oh it says catch up streams become more common I think catch up streams will possibly become more common yeah probably I would say so that's all right me and rags like respond into these questions and stuff and make sure everybody gets what they were well donate money for and we've caught up several times there's no reason why we can't do it again oh yeah it's not a bad problem to have not at all round two rags thrown in rebels hot or not thrown in rebels let's take a look you're not allowed to say no I think with this one so he doesn't well like I'm seeing a lot of images the ones that don't look too fantastic are probably the ones from rebels to be honest yeah no I don't think he's hot he looks like Squidward he looks a bit weird yeah but I think there's a lot of fan art looks way better like oh yeah the fan art of him looks way um I again more hello also you guys seen anything of Star Wars rebels it's really bad but thrown is my favorite ever I have not seen I saw I saw Hera cindala she's all right oh I am I mean I've seen some clips on YouTube from rebels but I haven't seen any episodes I guess what I mean do Twilex curtains match the drapes you know what if they had like little tentacles along the side of their the vaginal slit there that were designed to like they were prehensile so they could like move it and they could coil around your penis maybe that is a good thing I don't know maybe that works out I mean yeah maybe it helps to secure the male in place for fertilization I'm trying to make it sound really clinical and not creepy at all I was talking about a critique of Star Wars The Force Awakens series which has been abandoned for 10 months during which you stream constantly okay so I guess just yeah every single day streaming yeah just streaming constantly and it's not like there's 24 hours 7 times every week and you could spend that time doing a wide variety of different things just get out massive videos I'll just do the response that I've given a couple times so first of all me spending 10 hours around on average of my week doing whatever I want and that in this case can be looked at as eFap it's ridiculous to um try and say that that is what's preventing me from making videos at this point I'm not allowed to have free time if that's going to be your position which no no free time allowed yeah it's not it's not happening um in terms of criticism are you going to play smaller as he should be secondly let's look at all the videos I've made since that video which you're right it was December 25th 2018 so we are one year and a month since then got um two audio three audio commentaries um oh wait sorry I've missed so it's March 5th so it's not a year actually it's uh it's coming up too so we're still under it but yeah we've got the um April Fool's video the two hour Captain Marvel video 40 minute Game of Thrones one 50 minute Game of Thrones one two and a half hour Game of Thrones one the two hour Star Wars one and one and a half hour another audio commentary and all of them are my highest editing quality like I they've all got clips for every visual um takes a very long time to make all of those uh I've got people who are fans of Game of Thrones saying I've abandoned the Game of Thrones one I've got people about the video games one saying I've abandoned the video games series which I don't know like at least the other ones make sense I don't know which of the video games series I'm supposed to have abandoned because they're all finished um other than me having said that I wouldn't mind covering some more games in future you know it's always possible um but that goes the same for Star Wars so I guess you don't know about this but the whole reason I didn't make another part of Force Awakens yet was because when I redrafted part six at around September I was like I could start making this now the only problem is I talk about Rey's lineage as well as like the state of the universe in that video and if I had released it a couple weeks before Rise of Skywalker the second sky at Rise of Skywalker comes out loads of what's in that video becomes obsolete and almost like I'm apparently unaware of uh how a lot of it works so I figure I'll wait I'll work on other things until Rise of Skywalker comes out then I'll redraft the Force Awakens script so that I can more accurately describe the retroactively criticise Force Awakens based on where the trilogy goes so ultimately what I'm trying to say is uh that series comes out in when it can um it cannot exist in the way that I want it to and be rushed like those two things can't coexist and the only concern you should probably have is whether or not I'm working and as I've just been over I did a shit ton of work that year and I'm planning on doing more this year but that hasn't included anything from Mula which is all of the um like Batwoman stuff or eFap movies which I edited most of those now they've they I've managed to find editors for them which is part of the thing that I said I would try and do for moving on the channel um and then yeah this uh eFap has a pretty what I would call passionate fan base now so being the person of being like hey are you just gonna do streaming you're gonna you're gonna piss off a lot of people who are like excuse me this is like the content that we love so like people like videos as well but there are now people out there because uh I was surprised to see them too that actually prefer eFap to both rags and eyes main videos they they they prefer seeing people love broadcasts and I think that what we offer is really excellent we listen to them over again often um and yeah that's the thing I really I enjoy eFap but I don't do it often enough for me to prevent to prevent me from making videos which would be pretty evident by the fact that I've kept releasing videos obviously there would have been more TFA videos if not for Game of Thrones crashing and burning worse than pretty much anything in 2019 which is quite the bar isn't it like yes we have established that is a that is a title that should be a metal and I want to clarify in the series that some people like you only did it because it was a hot topics like both of my Game of Thrones videos got demonetized so like it was strictly because I had a lot to say about how much they destroyed something I loved which again was why I made the Star Wars stuff it's gonna continue I'm currently making April Fools videos like I said at the beginning of the stream and as soon as I'm done with them I'm redrafting part 3 and I'm hopefully gonna be uh moving on with that so have some patience the streams if they didn't exist wouldn't then mean that I create a whole bunch of videos that's not how it works um I hope that you can just just hang on those who love that series because more is coming yeah and if you think that there is a hole in the market for really insightful the Force Awakens commentary that I would implore you to give it a try and maybe attempt to make one of your own in the absence of mollers at the yeah the thing that surprises me is like I could get it if it was about Rise of Skywalker I think way more than I can about TFA it's like what's the desperation to hear me talk about what's wrong with TFA the criticism that you haven't finished a series that you promised would get finished it's like yeah it will get finished I don't like it letting work go to waste and I worked really hard on the script for the whole thing so it's coming it wasn't finished fast enough yeah in which case I'm like subscribe to me right you know how long it takes for all this stuff to get made and I just find it weird there's loads of TFA videos out there if you really want to know what doesn't work about TFA in the let's say latter half of the movie there's a lot of analysis videos that will let you know if you just want to hear me talk about TFA or about movies like I'm still making videos so you know and this podcast goes over a lot so yeah it's coming and I'm sorry that you feel the way that you do yeah hopefully but I meant as in any history for prefab because Wolf podcast was what is this comment this is from someone else I don't know if it's like attached to something else oh it's the guy who said he was looking for a history he said hopefully but I meant as in any history for pre EFAP because Wolf's podcast was if you still suggest a discord I'll give it a shot love y'all there's not a lot of history there because I met Wolf around about the time his podcast started to stop like me and Rex had I think three episodes with him and then there was no more and we covered all of the best I say this this is from memory all the best videos we covered on there I think we tried to on the EFAP because for memes if you can't find them I think I think that that was it like I can't outside of the not so great debate you're not missing much in terms of history though yeah they were just a couple proto EFAPs essentially mm-hmm uh Captain Marvel parody just don't wear sweatpants I've actually I went to go find out of curiosity and I was like oh my god it does exist it's like oh I have no doubt that it exists it's a it is a narrative for what I could gather hey Mola how you doing hi rags hello yes I'm doing good did you see computing forever's video on Picard where he cited Quinton reviews as a credible reviewer oh mm-hmm oh well Quinton himself saying he's only he's only a credible reviewer if you interpret him as such Quinton himself saying Picard is a love letter to TNG okay so Quinton said Picard is a love letter to TNG which from what I have heard recently couldn't be further from the truth I've heard nothing but bad horribleness and then computing forever cited Quinton reviews as a credible source on that information that wow interesting when should we expect the next Batman video so infinite crisis part three should be tomorrow from what I what I expect and we'll do a a premiere a fun fun flamboyant I like that idea damn it rag conviction and blacklist turned into action games the old splinter cells hold up so well except Pandora great wait is it a conviction of blacklist the ones you liked was it I like them both they're the only ones I've played I'm sure the older ones are fine I just didn't get into them I just never played them review that happens a lot with like for example enjoying Fallout 3 is like sacrilegious to people who love Fallout 1 and 2 because Fallout 3 is such a drastic change from Fallout 1 and 2's format I suppose and this applies to a lot of game series like I remember liking Bioshock was frustrating for people who love System Shock because they were like you realize this is like the spiritual successor and it's shit compared and it's like oh well first off that's not true alright what now that it's shit and it's shit well I love Bioshock but I love Bioshock I'd have to I guess play it again if someone brought like specific criticisms because I haven't played in a long time review the Captain Marvel porn parody on Jay's channel it doesn't really matter if the channel goes down hashtag kick Jay with porn that's fair enough I'm not worried about it going down like we're not going to play it we'll just talk about it Raga's extra kibble if you review Outer Wilds Outer Wilds well when it comes out on Steam maybe I will why can't you make feature length videos every week you wobbly dildo that's from Captain Capital Opinions the guy we've showed his videos a couple times that's right yeah my videos are a fucking nightmare to make sometimes videos are hard well they can be certainly but video editing like the video aspect of it that can take a long time and depending on how much you script and read draft and write things out and double check and triple check and quadruple check the video can take a long time to get ready to make and yeah the the latest Game of Thrones one I did that was three straight months it was a nightmare but I was really happy with what I came out with because if you do long as you do an eFap I'd be like oh I guess at that point I'd be like recreate it, recreate my video but with your own commentary obviously and your own clips and I just I just want to see how long it takes you to do the same degree of editing and analysis just go ahead go for it it actually is already a fictional species with a long controllable clitoris called a Sergal oh I know about Sergals I don't know why people it's like a what you're so you're like oh what I was thinking to myself like oh is that cause we were all the Starwars that I was like wait that would be Starwars cause why would George Lucas they look fucking weird I like someone said rags review wildlife furry game let me look a wildlife game oh this yeah someone sent me a someone sent me like a like a trailer of all the stuff it looks pretty extensive like with the different kinds of things that can be fucking in this game it is a it's pretty extensive I like eFap more for background noise I tend to want that more than watch something also high rags yeah like I said I mean it's not stupid to say eFap is big enough now cause this is one of our off shoot spin off just recovering super chats episodes and we're up to a view count that's like I would call that significant like the fan base for eFap is pretty big now so I know there's a lot of people out there who prefer eFap to like anything me and rags do so we got that's like a show that is want like if we say for example me and rags just started making videos only and stop streaming we'd have a lot of angry people on our hands yeah but like I said streaming is something I've always done anyway so and rags us it's not this is not taking away from making videos I finished the eFap catalog twice already I listen every day at work I appreciate all content but eFap gives a great outlet for friends to discuss stuff and still learn multiple points of view yeah there you go review Dark Souls prepare to die or prepare to Jedi full in order I don't think I'll be reviewing that ever but I kind of want to play through it I still do I'm behind on that how much did you play it did you play it two hours yeah that's about what I did I've done about four hours I it's one of those games where I sat down and I played it for four hours when I first bought it and I just haven't gone back and played it again um uh so yeah maybe one of these days I'll get around to finishing it it just I don't I didn't find it very interesting mm-hmm it was fine but I didn't find it very engaging or interesting for me the worry is not you abandoning your critiques it's more about seeing how massively successful eFap is and worrying that you'll abandon videos that will probably be demonetized in favor of the more lucrative option well like I said uh I made those Game of Thrones videos despite taking like three months of full time and it got demonetized anyway and I was like well and that was after the previous one did so I was just like I guess uh that's just the way it is and that's fine because I am not taking out swearing in my unbridled rage videos that's just not gonna happen it's like it's way too natural a part of the script to um you know elevate the parts that are more frustrating in order to make the valleys more pronounced as well and also I mean the alternative would be that he works just on the big big videos that are few and far between um and then they get demonetized and he doesn't have the eFap money in the meantime yeah I mean that could end up being worse in in a couple ways um but I really want to stress that uh if eFap never like if I never met Rags and Wolf and eFap just never happened I'd still be streaming probably once per week because I like streaming that's kind of what I'm trying to get out here like and I know that the point of the super chat was that it's so successful it might take you away from wanting to make videos and it's like well I'm still going eFap's been successful now for how how long would you say eFap's been quote-unquote successful right a year or something like that like it's quite a good successful yeah it depends on what you mean by that I mean I've always enjoyed doing it I think it's helped me out a great deal when just when I look at movies and everything it's it's been a huge a huge benefit to me but I guess success is in by the beholder and stuff like that yeah and it's definitely helps with my eye on on my own videos too but uh no I won't be abandoning video making it's just not it's not gonna happen um I'm looking forward to what I'm gonna come up with with 2020 I'm already I've made one video there's two more being made right now that are gonna get completed within the next two weeks and then I'm making another video like like obviously they're smaller but if we go in by video essay rules right like I gotta make 12 times 10 minutes in one year to be considered active um that's 120 minutes that's one two-hour video I already did that with Star Wars I'm done rags I did it for the year already you did it hooray uh but yeah it's don't worry it's not gonna happen I'll let you guys know if I get burnt out most creators do like I'm not gonna have any shame about that if it ever happened mental states there are always uh important to be clear about so that people know what's going on um in terms of video creation like not actual like personal details just if if I get burnt out I'll tell you I'm not uh as of as of right now good content takes time we can wait take as long as you need stay rested and healthy and all that fun stuff yes ma'am pretty much that's the other thing with eFab is it's a lot of socializing which helps uh with the whole if you stay in the editing minds for hours on end you're like hey humans yeah video editing can be a drag sometimes seriously mola how empty is your room invest in some acoustic acoustic pads uh here this should get you one I mean I never thought of that I didn't I figured I sounded fine I didn't realize it was noticeable but you do sound fine but I just wondering if it was ever something that you'd ever like consider perhaps um the link you have for the mular archive says the channel doesn't exist right in channel oh it's um it's it's it's pooped itself because I must have copied it from a uh a video description instead of its origin I can fix that one moment when it does that but yeah it is fixed thank you for letting me knew hi rags Nazi vampires today yes as far as I know thank everyone yeah I think everyone I double checked everyone to make sure people were down for it and so far Sargon is the only one who hasn't got back to me done done done he's our wild card but I think so yeah everyone else is good if any one of you don't show up do you have to not do it uh let me double check uh I just assume with that that's how it works with the game yeah we don't if someone's not there because then they can't be a part of the session just to kind of catch up with all the stuff that we did in their absence uh could you tell Shad that in his fight scene autopsy he keeps referring to shots as scenes as a cinematographer it x me love you guys um yeah I guess I'm sure he knows the difference he might just be saying it um you know I'll try just speaking colloquially in is revenge of the sith an objectively bad movie I think out of the prequels it's the best and has enough redeeming qualities to give it some praise honestly I need to watch it again before making I can't really make a strong claim until I rewatch the prequels which we are planning to do because we got prequel coverage to do but again this is on a very long list of e-faps that are planned I've been fucking out it took us a while to get to a Ralph's Joker video yeah we saw the rewatch Joker just to make sure but um I know that it's got redeeming qualities for sure uh how much of them there are and how significant there are they are I'd have to rewatch it but I mean you know for clarification I really like revenge of the sith um up there I think it's my favorite of the three oh for definite out of the prequels and I like it over any disney star wars movie so it's up there I mean BW episode 10 that came out on Monday oh bat woman yeah so we haven't watched that yet we're gonna wait until episode 11 comes out and record them back to back I think because it makes the most sense in terms of taking advantage of time um the reason we're not rushing yet is because the editor hasn't caught up with um the other videos we've got which is fine because he was giving quite a few at the same time so we are catching up we'll be eventually we'll be back on track so instead of weekly they're coming out every five days which means as time works uh we will eventually catch up and unlike the makers of the show we want to try and make some semblance of sense mm-hmm there's a go fund me for that star wars guild to be at the front of a human centipede please show your support um oh uh as opposed to being I mean I guess you'd want to be the front I guess you want to be the front hmm I think the only winning move is not to play at all if if that's her goal good luck to her I hope if that's her fetish I guess if you really love Bioshock then name five biologies um I was actually processing the first question I have is like shit a biology is a thing is it like what do you in biology no no no a biology like biologies must be like a thing you can apply in Bioshock and I've completely forgotten I don't remember um yeah I mean like I haven't played Bioshock in years but I know that I love it yeah I've played the first one a couple years ago it's really good it holds up well but yes I uh biologies I'm assuming some kind of modifier I don't know what you mean well let's have a look shall we done to her ninja I'm not getting results I expected Bioshock abilities okay well either way uh you know what I probably won't replay it eventually like soon yeah I don't I don't know what you mean telekinesis shock etc no those are plasmids not biologies biologies there's no I don't think anyone refers to plasmids as biologies do they I've never heard it before is there is that like a thing is that a fan thing fake game I agree Cobra fake gamer girl detected well Mel said that probably is probably made up I don't know if it's made up I can't remember a joke but we wanted to make sure it's not a joke we want to make sure I was going to say Google having no results it probably is a joke but um I could have believed it that they had modifiers called biologies like but that does actually sound kind of clunky doesn't it it does what do you think is the worst in terms of waste ruining fury's ipatch backstory for a bad joke or killing general akbar offscreen it's admiral akbar um yes much worse to just arbitrarily kill akbar far as I'm concerned making fury's backstory a joke is really annoying killing admiral akbar is just fucking like screw you fuck off with that shit does anyone ever feel that efap treats jay almost the same way rlm treats rich evans we would never treat jay that good that's ridiculous apparently what do we miss these two oligies big ass whoosh apparently we missed something I legitimately don't I legitimately don't understand there's two two oligies don't understand no biology like two but I still don't get it what am I missing I still don't get it either Jack explain the whoosh to me I feel I feel like a man in a desert right now I have nothing oh hey honey anything you're looking forward to movie slash game in 2020 oh there's a bunch right for games cyberpunk doom eternal ory ory 2 I guess I try not to get too excited for games now especially because they just turn out being shit for some reason I was about to say games are more reliable than movies though right just like well that's the question which is more unreliable and you're like gosh I have to actually seriously give that questions apparently it's a two genders joke if you really love bioshock then name five biologies that's a two genders joke yeah I wouldn't have caught that I still don't understand it if you said if you if you said you'd give me a hundred dollars if I explain that joke I wouldn't I wouldn't be able to do it man maybe it is the I don't know I'll keep an eye I'm sure chat someone will translate for me I grew up on the DC AU so how they treated Kevin Conroy in crisis is a huge middle finger if 99 Batman beyond came out in 1999 it was also called Batman of the future in some places he played old Bruce in that show um yeah I I knew that when we were going to show that episode that when you see what happens to him yeah people just gonna be upset we were watching that free losses like it's it was a it's like what the fuck oh apparently this is another take the joke is apparently oh you like math so much then name all the name all the numbers like that that that kind of joke I can follow that I think I like you like Bioshock name five biologist I get that okay I follow I follow that more so I I I get it it's okay thanks for your money what do you think your next unbridled praise will be that'll be Joker I'm already gearing up to potentially think about how I'm gonna be making that after my next other bigger video I'm kind of hoping 2020 just calms the fuck down and I don't have anything new to cover so I can just get on with all the things I want to make it'll be fine but because new stuff just gets me all fired up and I'm like nah I want to cover this right now if a teenage often becomes a father does he risk injuring himself due to having both low bone density and dad strength oh yeah he could really put himself in a situation his body just isn't prepared for I don't know but that's a good question who among the e-fap hosts and regular guests would make the best DM what would the e-fap adventuring party look like I feel like rags probably because I don't know how to do it at all and then I've been thinking about doing some DM stuff I would I would if there was ever an e-fap if there was ever an e-fap DM Dungeons and Dragons game I would yeah I'd absolutely do be the DM for that and I guess I would answer this because I wouldn't even know how to answer this like what would the e-fap adventuring party look like like what would each whatever classes be I think we've been asking this we've been asked this before I'm a bard and absolutely I'm a bard that's actually easy for me Mahler is hmm let's see let's see if I get a just a list of all of them here so I don't leave any of them out um let's see classes just give me a list give me a list so we've got you would be a let's see you are accurate long third class for this so here so let me name the ones here um or at least rvg class list here's a prompt how come when I click on an image in google images it doesn't bring up that image it brings up a different image is google broken right now they've been fucking with the image display thing on it a couple times it might be a bit broken here's the here the classes right so there's barbarian bard, cleric druid, fighter monk, paladin ranger rogue, sorcerer warlock, wizard I think you would be a paladin my reasoning is that a paladin generally lawful good are similar right they hold up you know the virtue you know a virtue of goodness stuff like that right you are big onto objectivity you'd be like an objectivity paladin and you would not be swayed by subjective arguments like a good paladin isn't swayed by evil right and you are you wear heavy armor and stuff right you're like a knight so you're prepared to defend objectivity um so I think you'd be a paladin um fringy I feel like he'd be like like a rogue yeah I think that would make sense he'd be roguish um jay would be the cart um no jay would be jay would be a jay would be a wizard because he's a fucking nerd no no he'd be a cleric jay would jay isn't very jay isn't offensive at all right yeah so but he's kind of got that nerdy sort of look to him so I would make him a cleric um probably paladins are allowed to be any alignment what about classic paladin knight in shining armor paladin here um uh yeah someone else said rogue doctor yeah fringy black knight he's green what are you talking about what who else we got we have who are other big regulars who'd be a part of that um jay long bone maybe I would say that wolf would be a I'm thinking a barbarian yeah I think that could make sense yeah I think barbarian uh what fringy is the guy that steals stuff oh my god no oh no but yes um let's see who else in our jay long bone would be a I think she'd be a I think she'd be a you could probably be a barbarian can you a bar I almost want to say she's like a mix of a bard and a barbarian a bard barbarian oh I guess I guess metal wants to be classed metal would be a uh metal what would metal be metal would be because he's he seems like jack of all trades ish um like I wouldn't put metal into any specialty but he's real he's well rounded so I would say that he might be um a monk you go now you give me a month once yeah I think metal would be a good monk um let me see uh someone saying shad shad would probably be a fighter like a good old classic fighter warrior type um let's see which is that no aided would be the paladin do you have all the one paladin yeah absolutely Aiden let's see I think Aiden would be more of a she does a lot of research right she has her videos have a lot of research um she's good with sarcasm she's very loquacious I would I would probably put her as a warlock right I would probably make Aiden a warlock um who else we got um let's see raw oh god raw is definitely a barbarian um I got a free windy in chat absolutely free windy um let's see long bone would be a warlock maybe um metal is a priest because he is gay the logic so is it an iron door handle uh a scald oh there you go absolutely a scald like a pathfinder barbarian bard um what class would Jared be Jared would be fucking barbarian with retard strength that's he be jesus christ um we're gonna watch my games uh who'd he be das would be a I don't know it's tough to get a beat on him for a class honestly um I feel like a jokes to type class like an illusionist or a sorcerer maybe because he creates the fake images that are like movies and stuff like that um rags we're gonna watch you play games so I play two currently um on our tour hammers channel we do in the claws of the eagle which is our uh nazi vampire game we play on wednesdays and on fridays I play winter's end on the channel swamp playing games so every friday I play with the guys over there two good bunches um what monster type would movie bob be he'd be a slime like an absurdly healthy what I guess but I don't like a really he'd be like if you had if you had a monster zoo and you had to find an extremely fine specimen of each monster he would like be a zoo slime mm-hmm also uh hose asked uh force awakens when is it even relevant to continue um I first made that like two and a half years after the film came out so I'm not worried about relevancy and I want to make videos on predator like the original an alien and aliens though in terms of relevancy like we'll be fine uh for stuff anyway uh you should watch transformers prime and check out revenge of the prequels any of those sound uh familiar I've heard of revenge of the prequels I don't know I don't exactly know what it is though as formers prime is that like a some kind of knockoff movie that's what I'm assuming I don't know or maybe some tv show I don't know I'm not sure about those two but fair enough um you should watch the movie velocirpasta ah someone else recommending it uh it may be the most amazing bad movie ever all right we can uh I will put that in the old notaroos we got a lot of potential three fat movies that we struggle to get to right um also hi wags hi longman hello hello who's the editor for the batwaman videos uh his name is ben and his twitter handle is in the description for the videos that he edits uh he's a nice man I like him and uh he should be editing all batwaman videos going forward uh you like e-fap name every nazi also hi rags hello I can name most nazis got them all the one rags yeah that's bullshit j fringy wolf uh metal's not though because he's genuine um by the way we know that the joke was that adan should be a paladin because her name is adan paladin we get it we understand someone said that someone said it went over our heads like no no no we get it but I'm trying to think of you was basing yeah you're basing classes off our like uh attributes as creators yeah not that the I mean because for the rest of us we don't actually have classes mm-hmm in our names unless commander's a class I don't know maybe it is uh revenge of the prequels is anomaly inks takes on prequel hate videos fair enough uh satan sends satan sends his best wishes okay they donate 666 as well uh thanks satan satan's a good guy you know a lot of people a lot of stuff said about him I don't know if it's 100% true just saying to put it out there he doesn't have the highest death count in the bible uh thoughts on the lighthouse uh so we'll probably save that for um the stream I guess because we I said to some people we're probably gonna do a set of like mini reviews at the beginning of the Ralph stream um with all the videos that we watched over the past two weeks we saw we saw the lighthouse I guess the the quick version is I liked it uh through the roof in production elements story is strange but uh clearly allegorical I liked it but I won't get into more detail than for now uh Cosmo variety hours Star Wars vid thoughts on it um so he's made three and we hope in future to cover all three we're gonna do like a trilogy where we cover the ot Star Wars films the prequel Star Wars films and then his take on the uh the sequel ones because apparently there's some references to being objective about film and uh it'll be some fun to discuss while also going over how he's just like no personal uh hits against him he's just not very good at his job that's like the his videos are basically worthless he's just so hideously inaccurate yeah and uh yeah it'll be fun to go over it's not like we have an unreasonable standard it's just don't say things that aren't true I don't there's not nothing unreasonable about that and it's not a standard that he can hold himself to uh quick save akba's dream oh I get it save the dream save akba's dream um we're gonna go to get the bilbo meme context that would be was that one of the wolf ones was that e-fap one or proto e-fap it was proto e-fap but we redid it in e-fap um I can't remember what episode it was though that we redid it it must have been an early one I imagine because I imagine searching for e-fap bilbo is not gonna like it's not gonna do it maybe it was I mean the first result is e-fap 21 I don't know if that was the one where we redid it it could be um need an e-fap historian for that one I definitely recovered the video because it was it's really good shit did you know about neumnub co-pilot with lando in the ot died on tentiff 4 rebel ship from episode 4's beginning from sheaves lightning and rise of skywalker F yeah I knew about that he did did they show that in the film you see it's very brief you see him like getting electrocuted and his ship blowing up and it's been confirmed that he's dead fucking hell man so it's just a moment of like but why why was why why him they're just like yeah fuck this guy another galactic war hero who should be living in luxury because he helped blow up the death star but nah I just fuck it kill him rip neumnub I wonder what was going through his mind at that point why are we here just to suffer also yeah see we talked about 1917 we'll talk about it more on the next efeb it's okay oh my god he was there just to suffer oh my god it was a joke but sad very applicable oh I'm so sorry oh no oh what is this fresh hell I'm skipping ahead to that new one that says cosmonaut put imn3 above civil war he's a dumb yes he is a dumb oh my god he fucking did fucking did how can people be so stupid fuck me in the asshole sideways hey man it's all subjective I guess it is it's all subjective the room the lighthouse same film 1917 uh alpha and omega 3 batwamin it's all fucking the same they're all just they're all fucking the efeb fan community on facebook had a rise of skywalker watch party and it was an absolute blast of memes drinking and debating the big gay pandalorian is next that sounds fun but I just uh when you watch pandalorian try to hold it to the same standard that you hold the rise of skywalker well that chat just described it as pandalorian so maybe they're not on board with pandalorian oh that's not how I describe it yeah I wouldn't go as far as saying it's pandering I mean certain elements maybe but um maybe but it is the least of all of its sin yeah uh sounds fun good stuff what is your opinion on elden ring the new souls I don't know anything about it I hope it's good that is my detailed opinion the what now? Elden ring I don't know what that is I just I think it's supposed to be um is it the Miyazaki game with influences from georgia and martin I think I don't know I think more people probably know about it in chat than I do but yeah uh I only noticed some new games coming out hope it's good I would recommend monster hunter wield iceborn to people who haven't bought it for ps4 yeah I think monster hunter wield is good shit so uh the new DLC came out um as far as I know it's pretty good I always got people on discord playing that yeah unbridled praise of efap season 1 when uh how that would even work oh my god imagining unironically having to cover all that info it would take a while that would be quite the task hello do you consider making efap rlm prequels after your rewatch youtube throw me there and well in my opinion they age poorly also high rags hello are you asking if we would cover the rlm prequel videos because I mean I feel like there would be better things to cover than them I'm sure they're not perfect but I remember them being fairly solid um yeah I can't recall though it might be worth rewatching just to just to check out but from you know after we see the prequels uh again a better understanding maybe yeah after we finish the prequels once the blanket reviews uh if streaming hasn't caused the delay what did not trying to antagonize just curious about the massive delay from the schedule you outlined in video one uh the editing I say that in part two the the so if you watch the tlj critiques a lot of it is gameplay footage which isn't I'm not condemning anyone who does that because I did it um but I decided to bump it toward every single visual matches what I say which takes a really long time um yeah imagine every five seconds finding a clip downloading what you need to clipping the clip putting that in where it needs to be um that like and now imagine that for a two hour video and so you might be like well then why don't you just do gameplay footage and be like um because I really like making my videos the best of my ability um I like having the visuals match but uh with perhaps different projects or new series I will consider different formats um but that yeah it's not because that would even make like even even if um it was all the same and I still hadn't made more I haven't not made videos like that's just like I don't understand what's hard to grasp like it's still making stuff all the time and the video quality at least in my opinion has gone up significantly since the TLJ videos the the script um isn't necessarily extremely better or worse or anything but the visuals certainly are even like I've I've locked down resolution and aspect ratio much better than I used to as well um so hopefully this stuff is noticed but maybe not this is like I mean having all of your image having all of your video footage be the same aspect ratio so it's something a lot of people notice so if you uh if you make videos and your aspect ratios don't always match and they're constantly becoming blurry and then clear again or they're zoomed in weird you know that's the kind of stuff a lot of people notice it's one of those little things that you could do to just bump up that quality you know more would definitely be an eldritch knight really but what do they do I'm not sure I'm not I'm not too familiar with them I guess because of the long man like the stretchy arms and stuff and then the knight part could just be the eldritch knight images uh the archetypal eldritch knight combines the martial mastery common to all fighters with a careful study of magic eldritch knights use magical techniques similar to those practiced by wizards these knights learn a comparatively small number of spells committing them to memory instead of keeping them in a spellbook um I think that I was still right with the paladin though I think that he is a paladin of objectivity I'd call mauler a barbarian just going off the unbridled rage it's a fair show there's a potential set I could match he multi classes yeah no aiden would be the paladin no no no we definitely confirm she would definitely not be the paladin if only her name could tell us exactly what she would be you know instead of having to write different things paladin with an oath of devotion to objectivity now see this guy gets it there you go he gets it he gets it uh would cynic be a goliath yeah perhaps yo long man and rags hello hello since this is apparently now a thing rags please rate the spring field please rate spring field from girls frontline spring field from girls front line oh and it says mauler you can do it too if you want yeah thumbs up uh I guess I gotta I'm looking at google images I got like a guy version for some reason yeah boy um yeah she looks she looks lovely and she knows how to handle a weapon slim figure she does yeah she got that good old spring field I think it's a 1903 um yeah I think so I think a spring field mark one yeah a name 1903 spring field I think Jay a cleric like V rags you trying to get him kicked well that is essentially the ongoing goal so he just keeps coming back you know Jay just finds a way crawls his way back I imagine clerics have that power too I don't know it would match in bruise an inanimate fucking object when that would actually be a fill I would mind doing something for as well uh but I don't know that that would be on a on a list of like secondary projects so maybe never maybe one day but um uh yeah good good shit I'm gonna make rags watch that eventually as well good stuff osmo put I meant oh we read that rags do you play with my dax in the SPG campaign uh my dax yeah I will paste you the super chat what it says SPG campaign uh I don't know what the SPG campaign is yes we'll see uh uh yeah I I am I I don't know what you mean by that I legit don't know what you mean by that and the next one says might as well rags rate moosh moosashi from the kandtai collection can you spell moosashi oh no it's on my oh it's right there moos uh oh my what are those are they weapons uh let's see images what a strange character um I that's a very odd character I like the I don't know the hair is odd makes makes her kind of look like an owl uh let's see slim athletic figure her breasts don't seem proportionate with the rest of her like they seem to I don't know they just they just seem a little odd some of these are really good but a lot of these are different artistic renditions so I guess I'm just determining like the the general trends here uh yeah she looks pretty good I think I prefer uh spring field more if I had to choose between the two I would pick spring field personally um and then so how is breeders of nephilim going wags I haven't played it well there we go that's the that is the definitive answer right there there you go um more is it true that the Welsh are fish folk from the children of dragon that I I I don't know what the children of dragon is does that sound familiar to you I just don't don't you do not know the history of your own people are you fish people well what if we were fish people and I wasn't like I was vowed from from birth to not be confirming stuff like that so I'm like oh I I wouldn't know anything about that but I do love swimming yeah I'm just I'm not I'm not saying I do or do not know that that is my answer um swimming obviously some of these will be weird because they're out of sync with with time but uh thanks for starting the year with racism rags I don't think we need context for that it's just perfect you bet anytime buddy anytime it's always a good year for racism uh sending this because I love your channel and what you do keep up the great work thank you very much I meant daegon not dragon fuck autocorrect children of daegon daegon sounds more familiar children of daegon what is the uh VIP oh it's a lovecraft reference yeah um yeah no that's probably true I'm not even gonna go ahead and deny that yeah it's probably true scaly's are so 2010 just be a fairy it's easier I mean think that it's probably easier to get away with being a fairy than a scaly right like people will be more accepting of it I don't know actually thinking about it if someone had no context for either which do you think would be easier to explain well um it might actually be a furry because you could the people might think it's like a sports mascot you could yeah I mean if we're being if they have to be honest though about what it is oh if they have to be honest about what it is mm-hmm uh I don't know I think it I think people it's just it's just it's a distinction without any real difference you say most people just find it weird no matter what I think I think well yeah people are gonna find it weird especially if you actually explain it to them in whatever capacity your interest in that is I think most people will just find it weird I find it weird it is weird if if you don't think it's weird and you are one you're not being honest with yourself uh three out of nine people are bad at reducing fractions I know you made a fraction meme on the 50th episode I believe I did yeah I did make a I did make a funny fraction joke oh my goodness someone's spamming up the chat how dare you oh my god well I'm afraid you're only gonna end up getting booped really want to let people know you joke about you know stalls the rise of Skywalker I guess Palpatine trailer it looks like Annie can see Padme pregnant so either he's an idiot or they're fucking up episode three also also comments disabled please stop um reference to that I guess I don't know maybe trailer Annie can see Padme pregnant I guess what they're talking about is that supposed to be revealed to him at the beginning of episode three so he shouldn't know that in Clone Wars I think that's their point yeah unless he's having a nightmare about it and then he finds out it's true that sort of thing maybe so in the show Clone Wars he finds out about her being pregnant uh maybe I can't entirely tell apparently we need to see the Clone Wars trailer but why would we would probably want to see that until we see the other episodes right with that break anything well because in episode three she reveals that to him she says I'm pregnant and he's like oh that's great news but uh the idea like he literally sees her pregnant not like in a dream or in a bit like how I don't know but for reference that would I think they're saying that would necessarily be knowledge about yeah yeah I need more context for it but could sounds tis me rags Kamalita fox or crystal crystal there you go straight answers there not even a question uh swamp playing games spg it's my dax is the channel my dax I'm unfamiliar with the the actual channel I got swamp playing games I got ya um I mean if you're unfamiliar the question was do you play with them so if you're unfamiliar then my dax um I can't even find that channel I don't go by that name hmm if they have a channel then they don't go by that name it's two words for I was my space dax yeah um my dax channel yeah man I don't I don't I'm not familiar with that channel rags prefers the living gun over the living battleship good to know now rate Iowa from all right Iowa from kentai collection Iowa kentai collection oh I guess these these are like battleship people uh let's see living battleships right I got it I think I think I prefer Iowa to Musashi um yeah she seems a little thicker around the waist and that's big for me um so I prefer her I like her hair better the long blonde hair I prefer that to the weird owl thing that the other one has going um I definitely prefer Iowa how she I like her better than springfield too so of the three I uh I gotta say um oh I gotta try my dax belt M I E D A X take a look my dax he last upload was two years ago but uh do you recognize the channel a little long let's see I don't recognize the voice um my dax beyond the X button okay that's the series he did yeah I'm not familiar with this person he doesn't sound familiar oh there you go uh Mazel Tov everyone about to cook some little smokies well good luck I don't even know what that means but I hope they're delicious what happened to the earliest stream I can't load it also did y'all get my question about that anime with the dragon lady in the seven foot pole oh that sounds familiar I'm pretty sure he was asked that I think I know exactly what anime you're referring to and uh be both the streams we're recovered so it should be in the uh to I'm pretty sure he said he hadn't heard of it but he was he was interested to check it out that it was bad he hadn't heard of it um to the scaly guy be like those hot dragons and keep it to your fucking self all right it's funny when super chat is like a fight in each other yeah we just take a step back all right all right we just we just collect the mission fee and you guys can argue argue about scaly's all right argue about scaly is an anime uh Moeller is one of the few gamers who has managed to escape the fate of the pubg bridge unless someone manages to make him say neighbor in a super chat I don't know anything about pubg I never played it what a fucking neighbor I'll be a neighbor that's fine won't you be this one just says I'm working on it winking face you know I'm glad to hear you are hmm who's Yoko Ono I'm too dumb um I just want to explain Yoko Ono to someone who has no idea like the concept is just a person who ruins uh a collective or Yoko Ono she married she's a Japanese song artist person uh like a singer uh she married John Lennon she's 86 damn you should if you don't know who Yoko Ono is just immediately search for one of his songs because man she's she's uh make whole a good argument against art being subjective I suppose yeah let's see Yoko Ono uh she has 35,000 subs on youtube well good for her but yeah uh I guess it just it just means that um if someone refers to Yoko Ono in reference to like a group of people being disbanded it means that there was one person who caused it or whatever um it's not often that an artist gets like a lot of because I typed in Yoko Ono just to be sure and google and the first thing that popped up was Yoko Ono song why that was uploaded in September of 2018 it is uh vastly negative in the down votes um so like it's terrible in Buffy there's actually a reference to Yoko Ono and uh the character says that the reality of the situation wasn't that Yoko Ono broke them up is that they broke each other up and that they blamed her um which is interesting there's no way to break up the band Yoko Ono the point is after listening to this person's music I have no problem disperning their good name uh this is terrible um may the emperor bless thee in this new year and may the heretics go for you also high rags hello what is your favorite race from 40k and why oh I don't know humans because I'm a human supremacist mm-hmm like all of her songs are red or yellow uh oh this is nice uh let's go to videos uploads all of her songs are like 64 percent that's high 34 57 these are terrible this is so terrible you're saying it's not very good they're awful jesus christ uh yeah just watch the Clone Wars trailer there seems to be a little bit of retconning but I'd have to watch Revenge of the Sith again to be 100% sure yeah I guess we'll find out does any of Clone Wars take place in the episode 3 or during episode 3 I guess I should say because they might be able to get away with it that way assuming this is the end of Clone Wars this will be the last installment because I know that they're a little bit tismy with time as it is so that's how it works I wouldn't know for sure uh hey Mola can you read my last super chat rags my last super chat rags from episode 69 uh gonna paste it for me if you've got it and we'll take a little reading you were there for all of 69 though weren't you yeah I'd never miss a good 69 have a look if I can uh okay well this is the only one that I got from that account from this episode it says um does Hollywood cast black actresses in ginger roles because ginger is an anagram for the n-word I could have sworn you answered that but maybe I'm wrong I don't think I think I did though uh yeah ginger is an anagram for a certain word ninja ninja make sure it's not we said ninja not ninja just so everyone's clear so don't don't worry about it so uh I'm just gonna read these I guess okay so uh hi rags hello goodbye why rags sorry and finally oh thoughts on sons of anarchy if you've seen it if not then you should watch it also hi rags hello um no I have not seen it that is something I should see a lot of people have said too um I accidentally crushed my homies future kids oof oh you hit you hit the sack didn't you you bashed it yes you smooshed it it's terrible yes you're one of them they are sack basher's damn it uh halo 5 is actually a fun game for online play and one of my favorite competitive shooters of the decade uh are enough team fortress 1 and 2 killzone 3 apex bioshock 2 and doom also did you play the bioshock 2 multiplayer no I didn't that was interesting to say the least was it alright um I remember being alright but the problem is that this is back when I had like Tizm Brain I can't remember if like I just thought it was fun and it was actually horrible it could have been like poorly balanced and I may not have noticed um yeah I mean there are still people who think that modern warfare 2 was anything other than garbage so who knows oh man that's gonna set chow that's alright let him fall off I'm pretty sure he thinks it's uh mobile 5 2 is great I can't remember though well maybe even maybe even freeing just bring it up in front of them see if you see if you get some fumes yeah we can do it human supremacist is rags a species traitor huh you said warhammer 40k well I guess there are dogs and but yeah I was assuming you meant like factions as races they always say hi rags but never how rags yeah luckily I'm pretty stalwart emotionally so I'll make it I'll make it hi rags have you played escape from taco what are your thoughts I've played it a little bit I've got some friends who play it it's um it's okay definitely not for everybody but I gotta play it more until I really give it a solid opinion but I do plan on playing it more as time goes on are you guys familiar with donut operator I've seen them on Twitter I haven't watched any do they do videos I'm assuming so yeah he's a youtube channel yeah I am unfamiliar but rags is familiar yeah I know all of them uh gun egg gun egger banjo lips moon cricket I believe they wanted me to say those words for a very specific reason but I am too naive to know what it may have been dishonored one of these days we'll find out the dishonored end credit song was amazing alright I've not played it well I certainly not completed it assuming it's end credits does a good song hmm I can't remember there was I want to say sometimes end credit songs are shit like like the hellblade ending credit song garbage but I guess a lot of people liked it which is weird you remember the somer and credit song it's such a like melancholy basically it's hard to a hard to have any other feeling yeah it's a very calm piano just being like that's that just happened there was some great end credit songs I remember the end of Mass Effect the fonts they did M4 part 1 was the ending credits for Mass Effect and that stuff's great there's I'm sure there's others but that's always one that comes to mind hmm hey rags would you run D&D for every role a crit or a different system FFG Star Wars is really interesting and would be fitting given the podcast I'm not familiar with every role a crit let me is it like a program for it every role a crit oh would that maybe though are they saying that would be the name yeah every role a crit Iraq Iraq every role a yeah we'd have to think about it let's see sorry can you say that again because I was I got so focused I said would you run D&D for every role a crit or a different system I'd probably do Pathfinder it would either be D&D or Pathfinder I'm more familiar with Pathfinder but I would probably incorporate some aspects of D&D fifth edition and some other homebrew stuff I'd make some changes to the rules essentially but yeah I'd probably be Pathfinder because that's what I'm most familiar with Vampire the Masquerade has some pretty good aspects to it too I really like their skill system how you roll skills and attributes together depending on what you are actually doing I like that system I would be curious and seeing if I could come up with some kind of a rule set that would take the good aspects of Vampire the Masquerades skill rolling and incorporate that into the skills for Pathfinder I just have to give it some thought I haven't yet but I'm sure there's a way to do it and I'd be interested in doing that but yeah probably Pathfinder watch Kabuki last Jedi it has better plot I'm sure it does Portal 2 turret ending credit song was amazing both Portal 1 and 2's ending credit song they both have great ending credit songs it does say turret ending credits maybe they're referring to the co-op campaign's ending song I don't know if that's different I remember when Portal came out and everybody was saying oh the kick is alive the kick is alive and everyone was going the ending credit song is still alive and it's like fuck shut up you get it you played the game we get it shut up it's very annoying I don't like Shazam comics but Steamboat is my nith just his nith but yes, Steamboat is a hero I think they should he's not ironically a hero though get him his own movie I want the Steamboat they could have cast Steamboat as Black Panther I would Steamboat had Black Panther working together their own avenges universe I don't know that is the setup for greatness the urban cinematic universe jay is calling you out he says you say thought instead of thought thought? yeah everyone says thought well is that an American way to pronounce it because obviously I say thought I say thought everyone here says thought I'm pretty sure that is the case I think you should slap him the face kick him I think he's where he belongs kicked pre-kicked oh that's another one I say bought you'd say bought I bought it I say bought B-A-U-G-H-T basically bought I am very British I shouldn't say bought just bought horizon zero dawn enjoying it quite a bit so far for 16 bucks used and I recommend it thoroughly no ps4 then yo ho ho matey it's kind of a pc isn't it yeah I think it's coming to pc yeah so we don't have to wait too long for it damn would you guys ever join float plane in the future maybe what is it it's like a patreon kind of thing oh that's the thing that Linus is doing is it yeah yeah I don't know enough about it but I watched his video didn't he say it's not actually an alternative to youtube it's just supposed to be a way to help creators I think maybe I'm not sure I haven't heard anything bad yet so we shall see just realized you play with chaseface who sounds like mydax to me sorry about the confusion tell shad he's my chair raisen or my e-walk my e-walk it is but yeah when I listen to mydax's video for there was a moment where I was like oh is this what chase's old channel or something but um yeah I play with chaseface he's a coolio dude he comes on e-fap every once in a while he is my e-word thanks to user insult to the human race for clearing up e-fap slang I guess I am an old man massive spewing isms great community oh and hi rags hello you'll fit right in whoever you are you'll fit right in rags what are your thoughts on pathfinder 2e so I haven't played pathfinder 2e yet and I know very little about it I only watched like one video talking about it in fact it was only like a week ago when I learned there was a second edition for pathfinder there are some aspects that I've heard about it that I really like it's reaction system for combat and stuff like that I think that's really kind of nifty I think that's really kind of cool but I need to I need to read more about it I would like to get more you know information on it and I'll probably after this well let's see what time is it it is oh yeah how long ago we got to go probably probably 30 minutes 30 so I can do some stuff so I can have some time to do some things before the stream starts because I've been yeah literally just as long as you can afford just let me know yeah let's give it another 30 minutes but I'm gonna read some more and listen to some more people talk about pathfinder 2e because I might really like it I just don't know anything about it I didn't even know it existed but apparently it's like 6 months old or something like that I'm gonna be trying it out soon I found it similar to DOS 2 what's DOS 2? Divinity Original Sin 2 I can see why because yeah you get certain because in Divinity Original Sin I don't know if you played it but for those of you who don't know it's a turn based system and when a character begins their turn they begin with certain amount of action points you know APs and these can be modified if you have haste or if you've slowed somebody or things like that and different actions cost different action points so moving certain distances cost action points casting a certain amount of spells cost AP and attacking and stuff like that so you pretty much use your action economy action point economy every turn to determine what you could do and in Pathfinder 2e you can perform 3 actions which can be a combination of moving, attacking spells have like a 1, 2 or 3 action cost depending on their power I guess it's a lot more I guess narrative based, role play based instead of strictly speaking this is an action, this is an action that sort of thing but I want to read up on it I like the idea of a more freeform combat like that off topic but have you seen Running Wild with Bear Grylls he drags Brie Larson through an island jungle and it's hilarious oh my god that sounds like it would be hilarious Brie Larson I'm sure he survived he's pretty good at this stuff yeah I mean the man could drink his own piss but hanging out with Brie Larson but yeah no I haven't seen that it does sound like it would be funny Path of Exile has an amazing soundtrack at parts I have not played it so I would not know she doesn't die they pull out the spear from her butt I guess that's in reference to that anime Arifrueta Shokyugyo Desekai Saku is the name of the anime and she's 200% into it okay alright well it's untight it's from commonplace to world strongest see some of these are so out of context that it's impossible to decode it's from commonplace to world strongest yep alright don't fucking oust me rags no one must know that I'm the dragon butt slayer shut up you massive fuck you also high wags keep up the great work you will I'll do my best can Diabeto sugar bend the sugars in our bodies oh yeah that was one of the first established powers he does it like when Magneto does it to the iron and the blood of in X-Men 2 he does the same thing horrifying yeah the more fat and unhealthy you are the more power he has over you uh Ari Fruetta is a harem anime the fetish stuff is overt but mostly mental sexual jokes so at least that's what the creator and fans would claim hmm in secret secret shit there I'm sure they are subversive Clifford reboot she is now a small blue cat oh and blue from blues clues is a big red cat I just I mean I guess they're trying to go as the Clifford will be betrayed in the reboot is Disney oh my god let me it'll be ruined who owns Clifford the big red dog oh Emily Elizabeth no I mean like the company not the fucking child no she's a corporation I'm sure of it I don't know people also search for Samantha Manson from uh uh Danny Phantom okay it's interesting along with the dragon masochist you've got a vampire lolly and an opi big old tiggle bitties rabbit girl uh rabbit girl I'm not giving Funimation money so I've only read the manga I know my tropes we are just missing two more oh and hi rags hello uh rags would you keep Baboo chipman as your pet Baboo chipman no no I would I wouldn't want to be caged with him uh could you watch the backstroke of the west on eFap we could do that free movies potentially it would take a lot of editing I think to make sure it's copyright free but possible uh but again out of context 3,000 people watching now I'm one of the people who didn't have anywhere else to go tonight and appreciate the stream to keep me company she is thank you thank you that would be a glad you can make it new years that was who will play Diabeto in the live action movie also hi rags I don't know some fat slob uh who we got who are options we just put our casting call uh we probably do it who wants to play hitler we'd have to do it like over the internet as well because the idea of the if they can show up to a casting call that probably means they're unsuitable I mean yeah I wanted it like a like an actor who's really into their role you know they do it on Skype uh sad fact the biggest lego set ever made is the millennium falcon from TLJ complete with porgs seriously fuck porgs is that true you'd think the the death star models would have been bigger but yeah all right that's been a really big one I guess the force awakens critique part 3 when my yeah so rags as promised it would be august 2020 I would say it is between now and august 2020 the thing is the second you tell me to give a date I am beholden to the date so I can't I gotta be careful but I am working on it so and you might be like you've been working on it for like a year I'd be like okay but I'm still working on it it's still coming and it eventually will and then what will you say when it's finally released but yeah it's coming more videos are on the way for sure they just don't want you to ever say anything at this point do do do happy new year long man from florida why thank you florida man greets long man florida man dun dun adam and eve lacked belly buttons because the artist that painted them didn't realize that the divine creation wouldn't give belly buttons not like medical knowledge that is well known among the artisan class at the time does the artist painted them didn't realize the divine well I mean I thought they were painted are they painted with belly buttons I'm not sure now they'd have to check were they always painted that way because yeah I guess if you were never in a womb then you wouldn't have a belly button I guess it's just not a detail I guess they just weren't being objective yeah those poor bastards TROS was listed with PG-13 rating in Sweden I think what was this in reference to the whole like I believe that they said the ratings were made the way they were because of the vaporizing face and to be fair it's quite like it is a thing you see like the flash yeah like if you look at it it's kinda like oh yeah like I wonder like in slow-mo on 4k what that would look like it's gonna be like it is probably best liquor objectively liquor so my favorite is Baileys I think oh okay I was about to clarify assuming we're talking about alcohol in general yeah and not people who lick or liqueurs I just wanted to because it would be me but best liquor I don't know I'm not a liquor guy this is not really a field that I spend a lot of time in honestly I don't I just generally don't really drink liquor I think it's kinda nasty well Alcatisms no liquor wait what's the difference educate me oh I guess it's different over there but over here liquor generally stuff like vodka and like hard drinks it's not beer yeah like spirits but not like beer and wine like beer and wine a lot of people don't say liqueur those I remember you saying this before like I don't understand like have you tried Baileys like the whole point of some of those spirits or like higher end alcohols is that they taste really nice while also getting you drunk I haven't had Baileys but yeah over here it's a it's essentially everything from like Jack Daniels to Frangelica to Saint Germain and Kettle One and Grey Goose all that stuff 1800 absolute you see that in chat Abbot's sex videos click here I did but nothing happens also Jay I know you suck at like hello my proud Ewok sapiens I know you suck at everything Jay but like you've got a spanner which means you can actually knock that guy out actually they haven't they yeah they're span yeah I mean the thing is that they're actually like asking they're actually saying things it oh shit maybe I'm wrong on that sorry I thought they're actually saying things okay yeah they're actually saying things why would you call you it's like a spam account to me 6x amateur sex videos click here I'm sorry as long as you don't actually spam I mean sure someone's like they did cut cords in ancient times like yeah sure but if you weren't in a womb if you were created by God or from a rib or whatever the story is then you wouldn't have a belly button because you were never inside of a lady um yeah fuck Arefretta it's a shitty isekka what do I do with this weeb talk right I say that one more time fuck Arefuret fuck Arefretta it's a shitty isekka or isekka isekai okay they're fucking comparing waifus I think the fans defend fuck Arefuretta because the author knew he was writing self-insert masturbatory trash alright I will send it to you there's a lot of owls um sad fact the biggest lego set oh wait I read that the force awakens critique part 3 wait how would I I must have missed one and then thought I'd missed a whole bunch uh keeping with the theme of diabetes oh my diabetic friend just got released from the hospital after a diabetic coma you can't have him movie blob you can't take him away from me yet yeah just keep on fighting assuming that's true that's uh wow look at that fucking edgelord protagonist man with the robot arm and the black suit and the ipatch wow that's that's so such for oh my god he's got two magic revolvers wow what a fucking weeb anime oc oh he's got a minigun in this one wow that's really uh that's really something that I don't care to look at in any way at all ever that looks fucking stupid people think that shit's cool it's not it's dumb Saturday 7pm GMT with confirmed right now is metal commander and literature devil and we may have another guest as well to be confirmed um don't be fun be there or be square be there or be square you could be both if you want I guess uh did you guys know that spider-man was red and black initially but the if but the use of blue for shading caused him to be colored blue I had no idea I didn't know that that's cool I had no idea and I'm I mean red and black would have been fine it kind of seems dark for some of his uh like a black widow kind of look some of the alterations in his suit he's red like he's red and black in the MCU vision right he's got a lot of black in the suit I think I have to check it again I'm pretty sure he does MCU Spooderman yeah he's got well it's blue red and black and uh at the end of um far from home I'm pretty sure it's quite yeah it's quite if anything it's black if not dark blue I guess I'm just I'll just boost you that's that's our old Spooderman by the end of that movie a navy well it's kind of black yeah it looks like it looks black to me yeah I don't know I think the colors work also I don't really care for that the suit I don't like the I don't yeah I don't like this suit I don't like the arms being so black I don't like the four arms I I don't really care for that one I don't even like Civil War but no way in hell is it worse than Iron Man 3 yeah I'm sorry weird as shit attention all e-fap fan artist Moeller doesn't think your drawings of him as an anime wife who are hot because their cartoon sad face done I am so sorry oh my god Moeller it's true that the biggest Lego set ever is a millennium the millennium falcon but it's got both OT and ST characters I know because I own it and put all the ST characters in their proper place my garbage can oof oh man down they go sacrificed um did the fanfic saga end even palp is dead but the first order is its own thing and it's still out there isn't it it's not even like and it's not even stuck on a planet they just tell us that it's over pretty much yeah it's done they just one they knocked him out it's fine we're wrapped up and yeah if you do porn reviews you have to get Cinema Snob to help you run down some of them like E.T. the porno Super Hornio Brothers Super Hornio Brothers Super Hornio Brothers also happy new year happy new year happy new year have you seen Quinton start using eugenics talk with Yoda's race being more in tune with the force we did we covered that actually it was interesting he says a lot of interesting things in that it really pisses me off because when you reduce it to that you tear apart any piece of media that shows one race being better at something like Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect I mean it would only make sense that say for example just a race that has more muscle mass than humans or whatever would be better at doing things that require more muscle mass you know yeah it makes sense yeah it makes sense that a giant would be stronger than a hobbit yeah and that's kind of thing I like about Lord of the Rings is they try they try to show that there are pros and cons to each of the races hobbits being that they're like almost the most resilient to corruption they're the most like happy go lucky you want to live their lives sort of people well man may be the most corruptible I think but it's also ones that show like the greatest courage obviously there's a lot of characters that show lots of courage I don't want to take that away from anybody generally in generally in all kinds of fiction people are like the well-rounded jack of all trades race and other races are the more specialized races dragons are better than griffins do you think Rex hmm I don't know like better for fucking yeah I'm sure that's the first question that they were going to go with because I would I guess it depends on what they mean like better if we're talking cool factor right if we're talking cool factor the thing with dragons is that they're automatically like highest tier cool it's just hard to figure out exactly if they're above or below dragons are lame it's almost like dragons are well we're obviously talking about the best of the best if we're going to talk about a whole group of things yeah I guess dragons are stereotypically more cool but I'd rather fuck a griffin alright well yeah I mean if we're talking about what about you factor yeah I just I think dragons just they're just cooler than griffins I'm sorry like the cool factor just annihilates it for me and I'm thinking about like as much as Game of Thrones sucks Drogon from Game of Thrones I'll be a pretty cool dragon any of the dragons are cool I don't like the slithery serpenty ones like I don't really care for like the eastern dragons that really long and I like them or western yeah I prefer western dragons to eastern for sure yeah yeah dragons come in a very wide variety of colors and shapes and sizes like there is no way in hell anyone would look at like Sean Connery right in Dragonheart and be like oh that's lame yeah he's he's pretty cool also having a dragon that can speak to you with Sean Connery's voice damn would I hate everything ever do efab since y'all fix things up he's not too okay with live performances he doesn't like doing live stuff or at least I think what he said to me was he doesn't like doing live stuff typically but if he was to do it he would rather do it with like very close friends because I don't know he feels like safer and stuff he's just he's really not cool with confrontation so that's fine he's not he's not the first person to say that to us as well I think closer look said he wouldn't want to do a live efab because of the confrontation internet historians that he didn't want to do a live efab for risk of saying something that he would regret or something like that like a lot of people are that way and it's fine but it just means that we might be able to do something pre-recorded like in efab movies or maybe discussion who knows but perhaps down the line who knows anime recommendation rising of the shield hero I have no idea what that is I've never heard of that before doesn't sound like a great name honestly rising of the shield hero yeah it's not a bad name seems a little generic to me rising of the shield hero like is that anywhere near as good as I don't know just massive as the name of an anime just massive it's about a giant who has to protect the like giant who befriends a small girl and he has to take her back home and protect her or something I don't know um prices of infinite girth, diabeto and the book of density diabeto and the book of density lewis why did he call lewis I can't believe that they said lewis like he's a left her bed character that's who he was referring to that he was like so lewis and he was like oh oh it's you you're not lewis lewis if the cosmic chicken is god the lieth satan and the dom jesus could tonal be the universe itself the gidious baggins 1.2 billion bc I don't know that's just some pretty deep questions these are all still being discussed it's really hard to know definitive answers moly did you watch the big fat quiz of 2019 where they shat on game thrones I actually did it was really funny they asked a question to the panel something like this is totally paraphrasing this is just what I remember it's something like what happened on the set of game of thrones what blunder happened on the set of game of thrones in reference to the coffee cup if you remember I think one of them just said the writing on what on game of thrones oh sorry on the big fat quiz of the year it's like a british panel oh yeah yeah I know that show yeah that's hilarious oh my god the writing happy new year from GMT negative 5 US coast all my e-wo