Item number SCP-237. Object Class. Safe. Special Containment Procedures. The recovered components of SCP-237-1 have been individually shrink-wrapped and are to be stored separately. Laser grids are established around each component to detect any incipient signs of activity. The individual instances of SCP-237-2 are contained in separate proportionally reduced humanoid containment cells, with supervised interaction between instances being permitted contingent on good behavior. Personnel supervising interactions between instances of SCP-237-2 are required to be fluent in spoken Japanese. All interactions are to be recorded and filmed. Instances of SCP-237-2 will periodically request supplies of resin and clay, with which to repair damage to themselves. To de-incentivize self-harm and prevent stockpiling, these requests are to be fulfilled no more often than once a month, and any supplies not used in repairing damage are to be removed. Standard data mining bots have been introduced into the law enforcement IT infrastructure throughout the Kansai region of Japan to maintain surveillance for uncontained instances of SCP-237-2. Standard internet monitoring bots have been set to watch video sharing sites for further copies of SCP-237-1's videos. All such copies are to be taken down via Prenda protocols. Description SCP-237 is the collective designation of the physical remains of SCP-237-1, and of the set of instances of SCP-237-2 which it created. Prior to being taken into foundation custody, SCP-237-1 appeared to be a human male of Japanese ethnicity, with falsified identity documents indicating an age of 24 years. It manifested the anomalous ability to endow instances of SCP-237-2 with sapiens, sensoria, and independent mobility. The 16 instances of SCP-237-2 are clay and polyurethane statuettes which were anomalously given awareness, sight, hearing, and independent mobility by SCP-237-1. 14 of the instances have displayed the ability to speak Japanese. Of these 14, 3 have also displayed the ability to speak English. While the massive time gap precludes a direct connection, similarities with SCP-2101 suggest that these anomalies may descend from the same anomalous sculpting tradition. While being transported to Site-12 for long term containment, SCP-237-1 abruptly collapsed into several dozen disconnected slabs of clay and polyurethane resin, similar in composition to the instances of SCP-237-2. However, where the resin and clay mixture in instances of SCP-237-2 is homogenous and featureless, in SCP-237-1 the mixture is shaped into replica human organs that are accurate to the sub-millimeter level. List of instances of SCP-237-2 in custody. 1. 23 cm tall human female in French maids outfit, holding a deck broom, non-removable. 2. 19 cm tall human female in swimsuit, as feline ears, one broken, tail, broken, and paws. 3. 25 cm tall human female in leather motorcyclist gear, with a zipper open past its navel, left forearm missing. 4. 27 cm tall human male in samurai armor, face is featureless, communicates by writing Japanese characters with its sword, non-removable. 5. 20 cm tall human infant, nude, no genitalia, has not displayed ability to speak, but is fluent in Japanese sign language. 6. 30 cm tall human male with flensed skin and visible organs, head is on backwards as a result of attempts at repair. 7. 22 cm tall human adolescent female in swimsuit, has disproportionately large anime style eyes, non-functional. 8. 24 cm tall human female in office clothes, permanently in a seated position. 9. 15 cm tall emperor penguin, have tenodites for starey. 10. 22 cm tall human female in gothic lolita outfit, back of head is missing. 11. 21 cm tall human female in gymnast outfit, feet are unfinished. 12. 23 cm tall human female in samurai armor. 13. 12 cm tall anthropomorphic insectoid with top hat, compound eyes and four articulated hands, produces speech sounds by rubbing its limbs together. 14. 10 cm tall anthropomorphic rodent cartoon character, has disfigured itself. 15. 24 cm tall skeletal creature, identified as the composite skeleton creature depicted in the closing sequence of Walt Disney's skeleton dance, 1929. 16. 30 cm tall demonic humanoid, right arm held on with duct tape, left arm missing. The psychological profiles of the SCP-2372 instances are similar to a statistically improbable degree. However, rather than being a further indication of anomaly, this is believed to be a result of their common origin. 17. Acquisition log, SCP-2371 was discovered after it uploaded several videos to the video sharing site B.JP, in which it demonstrated its anomaly. A mobile task force was dispatched to its residence, where it was taken into custody, along with the instances of SCP-2372. excerpt from interview log 237-411ql interview subject SCP-23729 penguin SCP-23729 i don't know maybe it's because i'm not human well humanoid but i think i have a clearer view of our situation than the others Dr. Gladstone oh SCP-23729 they're still waiting for him to come back for us they're expecting him to rescue us free us repair us all that Dr. Gladstone and you aren't SCP-23729 look i love them as much as the rest of them but you've had us here for what three years Dr. Gladstone for next month SCP-23729 nearly four years and he hasn't tried anything no raids no infiltration nothing and i can't believe he'd just abandoned us at first i thought it was just because he was your prisoner Dr. Gladstone i can't confirm or deny that SCP-23729 doctor we know you caught him we saw you catch him that first day before you caught us it's just that most of the others think he escaped somehow and office SCP-23728 and skinny SCP-23726 think that what you caught was a decoy Dr. Gladstone but you don't believe that SCP-23729 oh no no no i wish i believed he was smart enough to make a decoy but he well i suppose he wasn't stupid otherwise i wouldn't be smart but i suppose he was naive Dr. Gladstone naive it's from the french SCP-23729 ah thank you naive that's what he was yes and now now he's dead isn't he Dr. Gladstone again i can't SCP-23729 can't confirm or deny right honestly though it's the only explanation that makes sense you let us see each other but not him you let us them have clay for repairs but we have to do it ourselves instead of having him do it he's dead i i hope he didn't suffer Dr. Gladstone i can't comment on that i'm really really sorry you understand SCP-23729 yeah yeah i do honestly we're probably better off with you than with him Dr. Gladstone how so SCP-23729 you saw his videos you saw how quickly he could make us Dr. Gladstone yes SCP-23729 so why aren't there more of us Dr. Gladstone i don't SCP-23729 there were more of us but he unmade them he kept getting bored with us or unsatisfied dissatisfied Dr. Gladstone ah i believe either word will do here SCP-23729 he kept being dissatisfied with us and when he got dissatisfied with one of us it mashed them down into the goop and then start over that's what happened to dog and clown and nun and princess they're just gone you realize baby SCP-23725 is the third baby the first one was a girl but then he said he felt bad about putting so much detail into the parts of a naked baby girl so he mashed her up and made a boy and that didn't last either same reason finally he decided babies don't need gender so that's baby now Dr. Gladstone i had no idea that does explain a lot thank you SCP-23729 and then there's faceless SCP-23724 and gothic SCP-237 210 and gymnast SCP-237211 if he would have just taken the extra time to finish making with their details before giving them life well i can't blame it Dr. Gladstone why not SCP-23729 no you don't understand earlier i said i can't believe he just abandoned us i mean that literally i can't just like i can't blame him none of us can item number SCP-243 object class safe special containment procedures SCP-243 is to be secured in the geometric center of a standard containment cell no less than 16 meters by 16 meters by 16 meters the cell is to be connected to an adjacent room of similar size and composition by one standard lockable door all exits to the cells are to be kept locked and guarded against unauthorized access no eligible group more than four identical inanimate objects is permitted into the containment cell nor any item capable of producing such a group except as necessary for testing personnel entering the cell are subject to search and seizure of unauthorized multiples objects animated by SCP-243 are to be removed to the adjacent room for study undesirable animated items are to be disposed of promptly by incineration if appropriate in the event that scp-243 is applied to other scp objects or to other items of similar value the flock is to be separated and held in standard safe or euclid class inanimate item lockers until the effects wear off following incident 2432 bringing eligible groups of weapons easily weaponized objects or dry cell batteries into scp-243's containment is strictly forbidden description scp-243 is a mass of small dry cell batteries all fused at their negative terminals into an ellipsoid approximately 30 centimeters long by 10 centimeters diameter the arrangement is semi-fluid the batteries may be rearranged by applying gentle pressure though it is far more difficult to remove them from the central cylinder scp-243's unusual properties manifest when an eligible group of objects is brought into its active zone an area of indeterminate shape extending no more than 7.3 meters or less than 2.5 meters from the center of the item the active zone's precise extent and shape change from minute to minute an eligible group consists of five or more identical or nearly identical inanimate objects nearly identical items are those that a casual observer cannot easily distinguish based on attributes other than overall color eligible group members animate when brought into the active zone displaying unusual flexibility and powers of levitation and locomotion they acquire a few basic instincts including self-preservation and variously complex flocking behavior objects flocks range from simple separation alignment cohesion groups like flocks of birds or shoals of fish to aggregates involving role specialization and formation of discrete subunits animated objects also secondarily to flocking tend to behave in ways thematically appropriate to an object of their type umbrellas form large shades chairs make themselves available as seating knives seek out objects to cut etc an item separated from the flock wanders aimlessly or searches for other flock members approximately four hours after separation the item goes dormant and loses all apparent unusual properties at this point reuniting it with its group renders it animate again 25 minutes after going dormant it becomes permanently inanimate losing all unusual properties and reverting to a normal object of its type whether intact or missing members a flock deanimates permanently 24 plus or minus two hours after initial exposure to scp 243 flocks displaying complex shoaling behavior frequently fused upon deanimation into aggregates representative of that behavior addendum scp 243 came to the foundation's attention following a series of suspicious incidents involving animation studios the unusually fluid natural motion depicted in the cartoons produced would not ordinarily have attracted attention but data expunged every desk lamp in the facility the effects wore off in the usual 24 hours class am nestics were administered to the animators involved and their families all of whom remain under surveillance future productions are to be monitored carefully for evidence of further interference addendum 2 given the release of animation studios film nicknack prior to containment of scp 243 in which a flamingo is one of several characters it is currently hypothesized that scp 243 may be a possible origin for scp 1507 the style of movement observed in scp 1507 instances matches movement observed from the character in the film and the effects of scp 243 would explain the former's flocking behaviors if scp 243 is the origin of scp 1507 it is currently unknown why scp 1507 has yet to deanimate or if it will deanimate in accordance to scp 243's behavior in the future item number scp 246 object class safe special containment procedures scp 246 is to be kept in a wooden crate with incite secure storage researchers who requisition its use for experimentation are responsible for their own room arrangements scp 246 is otherwise not to be removed from its container especially for recreational use description scp 246 is a 16 millimeter film projector when activated scp 246's projection lamp lights up and the reels begin turning when the projector is pointed at a screen or other white surface a film appears even though scp 246's film hereafter referred to as scp 246 one does not pass in front of the projection lamp the film feeder has been welded shut making any attempt to load scp 246 one into the second reel impossible requests to cut through or replace the feeder have been denied due to the possibility of inadvertently breaking scp 246 examination of scp 246 one suggests that it is blank while inert though high speed photography shows images on the film when scp 246 is in its active state analysis of these images is underway when replaced with any other role of 16 millimeter film scp 246 continues functioning as described below after using scp 246 with a reel other than scp 246 one that reel exhibits similar properties to scp 246 one micro spectrometer analysis of reels made blank by scp 246 one has shown anomalous forms of further analysis by foundation researchers other than dr is not permitted despite scp 246 one's content or lack thereof when activated scp 246 projects a short film in the style of 1950s educational films scp 246 seems to have a limited degree of awareness as a female d-class subject was shown a film entitled so you're not going to live very long shortly afterwards she was terminated at the end of the month as per procedure an introverted d-class subject despite previous convictions for was shown three easy ways to remove a film explaining tools and techniques for home surgery and was subsequently terminated after his attempt to use a toothbrush as a surgical instrument that night dr employed as a surgeon before the foundation data expunged and who had supervised the subject attempted to follow the film's advice he was found dead the next day and viscera scattered on the floor around him further experimentation resulted in the film's digestive systems of woodland creatures three handy tips for handling amputation and sightless eyes dealing with total paralysis which involved graphic descriptions of stroke victims slow death by starvation before being found by relatives all subjects suffered the described affliction shortly after exposure to scp 246 researchers are therefore discouraged from following scp 246's directions and to report any urges to activate scp 246 to their research supervisor item number scp 251 object class euclid special containment procedures scp 251 is to be kept in a locked container at all times no one is to enter the container alone if anyone is found to have been left alone in the container for any amount of time they are to be treated as violently hostile and terminated with extreme prejudice the container is to be guarded by armed personnel at all times and guards should never allow anyone regardless of clearance level to move the artifact or be alone with it sounds of screaming gunfire and fires will be heard from within the container this is normal description origin unknown scp 251 consistently appears to be a small snow globe attached is a series of photographs taken of the same artifact over time this indicates that the snow globe is at least partially animate however when viewed directly by multiple people there is no apparent movement except by a perpetual blizzard scp 251 has not been moved since its arrival at site 19 but the snowflakes have never ceased falling the scenes depicted in scp 251 are all extremely violent or morbid occasionally depicting something fantastical while mostly depicting more realistic brutality all those who have been alone with scp 251 for any amount of time have later displayed extreme violence xenophobia and emotional distress item number scp 254 object class safe special containment procedures scp 254 is to be kept at a standard storage locker when not in use when in storage it must be placed face down on the floor of the locker and secured with straps to prevent accidental activation use of scp 254 may be requested by any department head and must be approved by at least two level three personnel scp 254 may not be used in a capacity that will result in scp 251's contact with scp's posing a memetic contagion hazard under no circumstances is scp 254 to be active in a single department or area for longer than 26 days reuse is permitted only if the area in question has undergone a complete personnel rotation i.e no employees remain who have had previous contact with scp 254 description scp 254 is a rectangular wooden plaque measuring 22 centimeters by 30 centimeters and weighing approximately 1.5 kilograms on the front of the plaque is an empty brass picture holder as well as a printed metal plate with a black background and gold colored letters reading employee of the month a fixed to the back of the plaque is a standard hanging device scp 254 was discovered in the rubble of a texaco gas station in rafting kansas in 1950 a foundation agent secured scp 254 after discovering that it sustained no damage in the explosion that had leveled the gas station and resulted in the deaths of numerous employees and civilians when scp 254 is hung on a wall in a work area of four or more people scp 254 1 will appear soon afterward scp 254 1 will arrive either at the end of the next designated break period or the beginning of the following work shift scp 254 1 is an incorporeal human of variable gender age race name and appearance able to manipulate objects in the manner similar to that of a normal human of average strength and coordination scp 254 1 will adopt the appearance in persona of a model employee based on an area's mimetic consensus once scp 254 1's appearance has been established an image of scp 254 1 that appears to be an 8x10 glossy photograph fills the empty picture holder and it will not change until scp 254 is moved to a new location across the bottom of the photograph in print is the newly assumed name of scp 254 1 the photograph cannot be removed from the picture holder by any known means but it can be torn or ripped doing so in an aggressive or purposeful manner results in a violent reaction from scp 254 1 regardless of appearance scp 254 1 maintains a cheerful demeanor at all times scp 254 1 is able to carry on conversations about the weather traffic the previous night's tv shows sports and other such topics although scp 254 1 will never discuss topics of which present individuals have no knowledge personnel assigned to work in an area where scp 254 is in use do not appear alarmed by scp 254 1's incorporeal nature or sudden appearance stating that scp 254 1 quote works here due to local personnel's reluctance to remove the plaque or inability to remember to remove the plaque removal is to be scheduled and performed by off-site personnel scp 254 1 is capable of performing menial tasks quickly and efficiently when given tasks that require specialized training although scp 254 1 does not possess the required expertise she will attempt them with the usual good attitude but will perform as well as an average person could be expected to perform scp 254 1 will continue to perform as exemplary an employee as possible for a length of time between 28 to 46 work days usually ending at the conclusion of a calendar month if scp 254 is placed in a workplace several days into a calendar month scp 254 1 will act as an effective employee until the end of the following month although due to the dangers posed by shifting the medic consensus no use of scp 254 for longer than 26 days is permitted after the month has passed if scp 254 is not removed scp 254 1 will begin to degrade in performance beginning with an unhelpful attitude and forgetfulness if scp 254 is not removed scp 254 1 will become a worse and worse employee until quote fired firing can be represented by removing scp 254 from the wall or by informing scp 254 1 of its termination if scp 254 1 is fired within approximately 20 days from the start of its decline in performance scp 254 1 simply leaves the area and disappears following cessation of employment after this point scp 254 1 will actively sabotage the work area in the most destructive manner possible posing severe hazards any nearby personnel and the world people we work with scp's here and if proper removal arrangements are not made with off-site security and documented with on-site security the offending employee will find themselves jobless or worse oh five addendum following incident 254-0210 g all tests on employing scp 254 1 beyond 26 days must be conducted at a separate site containing no other scp's no exceptions oh five audio log 254-a13 doctor this is doctor this is experiment number 13 on scp 254 i'm using a standard phillips head screwdriver to attempt to remove the brass fitting from scp 254 there are 15 seconds of tool working sounds it appears that these screws are affixed by means beyond the normal perhaps glue or something else scp 254 1 going by Gus this iteration would you like me to get you some solvents sir doctor no thanks Gus no need would you hand me that box cutter i'll try cutting this picture out Gus really why would you want to do that i think that plaque looks Jim dandy right where it is doctor now now this isn't an insult to you Gus you're a great employee this is an experiment Gus okay doc i trust you there's a slight paper ripping noise Gus what you doing doc would you please not do that doctor just a little bit for the audio of the two cuts out and there are five hard banging sounds presumably scp 254 1 slamming doctor's head against the table then there is a wet sound as the box cutter is data expunged end of tape experiment log 254-b testing on extended employment of scp 254 1 as a janitor at sector day 26 end of standard employment period reached scp 254 1's performance continues to meet high standards day 32 first sign of performance degradation noted scp 254 1 leaves a dirty rag on one of the research assistants desk apologetic when rag is noticed and returned day 34 scp 254 1 is mopping the floor in sector when a hurrying technician trips over the bucket of cleaning solution scp 254 1 recorded cursing at the technician day 35 end of the calendar month scp 254 1 described as sullen by a late working researcher break room kitchen and sector left uncleaned coffee spilled around doctor garbage can day 36 scp 254 1 reprimanded by supervisor for apparent drunkness note very odd scp 254 1 has never been seen to eat or drink day 39 scp 254 1 fails to return cleaning solutions to the janitorial closet near disaster when mentally disturbed test subject finds a bottle of ammonia based cleaner in a bathroom scp 254 1 reprimanded for carelessness a fellow janitor observed in a verbal altercation with scp 254 1 both parties are somewhat vague on the cause of the quarrel day 43 scp 254 1 again observed to be apparently drunk on duty cleaning is becoming noticeably more erratic day 48 fire alarm goes off in sector false alarm ink markers fail to pinpoint a culprit but scp 254 1 was observed near the tripped alarm a few minutes prior to the incident security footage unavailable due to an unidentifiable object blocking the camera's view of the hallway day 56 doctor upgrades scp 254 1 for removing perishable items from the lab refrigerator and shredding irreplaceable experiment logs scp 254 1 call said doctor data expunged and threatened to data expunged security called day 58 kitchen knife found stabbed deeply into doctor whiteboard said doctors locked secure documents safe has been opened and rifled guard posted at the door to said doctor's office scp 254 1 recorded arguing with undisclosed and raised voices in the staff break room day 59 janitor s signs into work but fails to report to supervisor located by accident several hours later trapped in the cold storage rooms attached to an autopsy theater suffering from severe hypothermia guard on duty at doctor's office incapacitated by a blow to the head crude human figure formed from a mop head impaled on a broken mop handle driven through doctor desk chair scp 254 1 nowhere to be found day 60 at doctor's request scp 254 removed from the wall scp 254 1 leaves the building and vanishes day 61 scp 254 1 caught on camera in sector late at night power failure and multiple backup system failures caused several containment breaches resulting in numerous direct casualties and a few further losses from sterilization of an outbreak of scp item number scp 271 object class cater special containment procedures scp 271 is to be stored as long as possible in containment unit exclamation point 12 on a meter high stone pedestal scp 271 1 which will be flooded with water and sealed off in a hollow five centimeter thick sphere composed of glass saturated with iron permanent neodymium magnets will be mounted around the standard sized room to suspend the sphere in air and rappel unwanted intruders the room will be lined with pyrolytic carbon to contain the magnetic field generated by the magnets the door to the room is to be left unguarded and disguised as an ordinary janitorial closet and kept locked by an unobtrusive password box mounted in the wall down the hallway and around the corner that appears to be a thermostat dr viggs to change the password on a monthly basis all studies to be observation only until further notice in case of unauthorized access electromagnets in the room are to be activated by remote to destroy the glass sphere so that recovery may be simplified description scp 271 is a small disk composition unknown but metallic in nature a little more than four centimeters in diameter and engraved with a number of symbols that may or may not represent an unknown alphabet these symbols are infectious to their environment over time gradually appearing as if invisibly carved into nearby objects they are capable of escaping through any hole however minute but have been demonstrated to be unable to penetrate non gaseous fluids objects that carry the symbols for a sufficient time begin to change on a molecular level to the same material as the scp both the engraving and petrification processes are extremely painful to biotic organisms the only known method for purging the symbols is the destruction of the object and it is not possible to do this to scp 271 itself at this time both scp 271 and scp 271 1 are thoroughly coated with the engraved symbols and seem to swim slightly Dr. Vig and other observers have described them as looking like the far side of a heat wave or not quite all there the symbols also appear to have fractalized somewhat studies with vision enhancing equipment have revealed miniature symbols inside and around the larger carvings on both objects scp 271 was a previously unknown scp recently acquired from a shrine belonging to the church of the broken god by mobile arm task force 12 when data expunged it was previously stored in a room of its own which documents note was to be kept sealed until the assembly was ready the platform is original on account of the extensive writing on the room in which it was contained the shrine itself was pulverized however due to rapid retaliation by enemy forces the remnants of matf 12 are forced to data expunged contact has been reestablished but the nature of the scp and the enemy seekers prevent easy recovery and it is currently considered more advisable for the scp to remain hidden if comparatively unprotected then to attract attention by launching a very expensive recovery mission matf 12 has been ordered to conform itself into c u exclamation mark 12 the exclamation mark denoting their atypical existence outside of a secured scp foundation area addendum scp 271 is not to be brought into the presence of scp 882 emergency bulletin reports from other embedded sources indicate that as the church is aware of c u exclamation mark 12 and the location of scp 271 and is planning an imminent assault against the unit scp 271 is to be kept out of enemy hands at all costs c u exclamation mark 12 has been ordered to mobilize and prepare for evacuation a recovery team is being prepared for immediate deployment under the direction of agent to punt a more detailed report is to follow item number scp 286 object class euclid special containment procedures scp 286 is to be kept in a secure containment cell at site 19 that allows an open secure perimeter of at least 50 meter radius around scp 286 only d-class personnel are permitted to have direct physical contact with scp 286 and only as part of an approved experiment update 07 19 2000 experiments with scp 286 are hereby suspended until further notice 05 surveillance cameras are to be positioned to allow 360 degree monitoring of scp 286 during experimentation recordings shall be maintained and cataloged of all sigma states exhibited by scp 286 update 03 11 2000 as of incident i 2865 surveillance of scp 286 is to be continuous and any initiation of a sigma state is to be immediately reported to overwatch command outside the immediate project directorate the scp 286 sigma state archives and associated material are to be restricted to level 4 access under no circumstances are identified instances of scp 286 1 or scp 286 2 to be prevented from having contact with scp 286 05 description scp 286 is a carved stone game board measuring 83 centimeters on a side it bears markings consistent with the chinese game of lou bow based on artifacts found with scp 286 during recovery scp 286 has been dated to at least the shang dynasty the wall attempts to date the carvings directly have been inconclusive analysis of scp 286's composition has shown high concentrations of iron and nickel and crystalline microstructures consistent with if any higher order mammal touches scp 286 it will initiate a sigma state a sigma state is indicated by the appearance of 12 tokens on the surface of the game board the tokens appear to be constructed of the same material as scp 286 six tokens are dark absorbing 75 percent more ambient light than the board surface while six tokens are light emitting 75 percent more ambient light than that which actually strikes them appearing with the tokens on the game surface are two 18 sided dice apparently made of bronze as with the game tokens a direct physical examination of the dice has proved to be impossible the dice share the anomalous reflective and absorption properties shown by the game tokens one light and one dark otherwise the dice appear consistent with dice found in non-anomalous lou bow sets recovered from various chinese archaeological sites a sigma state will also manifest scp 286 one and scp 286 two to play a game scp 286 one and scp 286 two are higher order mammals who have suffered temporary alterations and patterns of movement cognition behavior and vocalization scp 286 one will appear agitated movements will become jerky and imprecise vocalizations will be quick stuttering and aggressive scp 286 two will appear sluggish movements halting and slow vocalizations will be low pitched throaty and tend to be monosyllabic subjects capable of human speech will converse but only to their opposite number during a sigma event such conversations or monologues in the case of a subject facing a non-human opponent are conducted in a random sequence of human languages sometimes shifting multiple times within a single statement only 45 percent of the recorded conversations between scp 286 one and scp 286 two have been successfully translated to date the subject who initiated the sigma state will become an instance of scp 286 one if they touched scp 286 on an illuminated surface or they will become an instance of scp 286 two if they touched scp 286 on a surface that is in shadow in either case the subject will take a seated position to one side of the board instances of scp 286 one will take a position on the side nearest the light game tokens instances of scp 286 two will take a position on the opposing side nearest the dark game tokens and roll one of the two dice manifested by scp 286 after the dies rolled some other higher order mammal will appear within 47 meters of scp 286 and become the subject's opposition scp 286 two in the case where the subject is scp 286 one or scp 286 one the case where the subject is scp 286 two this selection appears related to the result of the first die roll after appearing the subject's opposition will take a seated position facing the subject and will commence playing the first move gameplay then consists of scp 286 one and scp 286 two alternately rolling dice and moving pieces on the board in complex patterns a game is one when the center square contains all of one side's tokens and only that side's tokens a winning move concludes a sigma state during a sigma state scp 286 one and scp 286 two will show no reaction to any external stimuli that does not physically interfere with scp 286 one scp 286 two and their interaction with the game if something disrupts an ongoing game then either scp 286 one or scp 286 two will stand and vocalize a statement that most commonly translates as forfeit less commonly as draw this event will also conclude a sigma state when a sigma state concludes players cease being designated as scp 286 one or scp 286 two and game tokens dice and the subjects opposing player all vanish all observed subjects and those opposing players who have been identified and examined have shown no physical after effects from interaction with scp 286 however all cases have shown a marked increase in spirituality and interest in religious subjects including but not limited to adoption of new belief systems taking on a vows speaking in tongues and prophetic visions further winning player this new spirituality will tend to take an optimistic messianic character for the losing player attitudes will tend toward the apocalyptic addendum one technical note tn-286-55 scp 286 is possible relationship to divination and or revelation historically lubeau was not only a game but also used as a method of divination the various spots on the game board corresponding to the sex agenary cycle used by chinese to recount the passage of time since the earliest written texts given the propensity of subjects to have prophetic visions subsequent to their participation in a sigma event it has been theorized by several researchers that the moves during a sigma event may themselves be of some prophetic significance while the possible significance of individual moves during recorded sigma events is ongoing in so far inconclusive it has been determined that the act of winning does appear to correspond to significant events beyond the game itself in particular every instance of scp 286 one winning has been tied to intensification of sunspots solar flares and generally increased solar activity scp 286 to winning has been associated with significant tectonic events including because it is not known if these events were predicted by one side winning or caused by one side winning experimentation on scp 286 has been suspended as an unacceptable risk addendum 2 document tr 286 27 e excerpted translation of dialogue between scp 286 one and scp 286 2 during sigma event number 27 forward d-class test subject was a male Caucasian 44 years of age identified as scp 286 one after initiation of a sigma state opposition player scp 286 2 was an as yet unidentified Hispanic female approximately 20 years of age the sigma state lasted for 68 minutes at which time scp 286 one achieved the winning move during the sigma event the players conversed in 25 known languages and approximately 15 unknown languages 30% of the dialogue was undecipherable or in an indeterminate language marking this episode the most completely translated yet recorded begin transcript 1300 hours date undisclosed scp 286 one you move rotate slowly and precisely as untranslatable matter earth universe scp 286 to have possess patience my our brother and still quiet silence untranslatable mind thoughts brain scp 286 one untranslatable scp 286 2 laughs distress discomfort displeasure untranslatable to you scp 286 one why would I untranslatable your sins perversions abominations scp 286 2 laughs scp 286 one you disgust me untranslatable matter earth universe disgusts me scp 286 2 you untranslatable in that meat skin this amuses me scp 286 one untranslatable scp 286 2 move process sequence scp 286 one every time moment eternity my untranslatable closer I must will shall illuminate enlighten this untranslatable scp 286 2 sighs move process sequence scp 286 one you are too comfortable undisturbed enslaved bound chained with an untranslatable meet doll puppet do you untranslatable love arousal untranslatable scp 286 2 move process sequence or forfeit scp 286 one untranslatable scp 286 2 untranslatable exiled banished me to matter earth universe untranslatable no understand me more than you scp 286 one untranslatable will no understand me and be consumed engulfed destroyed by knowledge understanding scp 286 2 but brother I am so much closer and transcript 1312 date undisclosed addendum 3 incident report I 2865 scp is involved scp 286 scp 286 one scp 286 2 scp 4351 date 311 2000 location scp 286 containment area site 19 description at 531 UTC standard security monitoring scp 286 containment area detected the unauthorized presence of dr s s a foundation researcher temporarily assigned to site 19 most recently assigned to the study of scp 435 all experimentation on scp 286 had been suspended for the preceding eight months and no activity with the object had been approved a security team was dispatched reaching dr s as she entered scp 286's containment area upon arrival the security team discovered the presence of dr l w a researcher assigned to scp 286 already seated behind the dark side of scp 286 scp 286 showed the signs of already being in a sigma state both researchers showed behavioral anomalies consistent with scp 286 one and scp 286 two believing an unauthorized experiment was underway the security team restrained dr s before she could seat herself at scp 286 in response dr l stood and vocalized what has been identified as vulgar latin words for grand forfeit the sigma state concluded at 545 UTC neither researcher could provide any explanation of how they were affected by scp 286 dr s's last recollection was having a cup of coffee at a staff commissary on the other side of the site 19 complex from scp 286 while dr l reported that he had been reading emails in his office when he blacked out simultaneously with the cessation of scp 286's sigma state there was a sudden emergency and when scp 4351 unexpectedly entered an active state moving erratically and data expunged impacting the ocean basin causing and data expunged contingency 435 xk alpha had been initiated but she was cancelled when scp 4351 came to rest three minutes later note scp 286 classification is hereby upgraded to euclid 05 item number scp 292 object class euclid special containment procedures scp 292 is to be kept at site 72 in a guarded room in a locked padded container set up to avoid movement of or damage to scp 292 access to scp 292 is prohibited without level 3 authorization site personnel must report all incidents of deja vu or related symptoms to site administration description scp 292 is a 60 second brass hourglass 10 centimeters tall when all its sand is at the bottom an scp 292 is flipped over only two outcomes have ever been observed either the sand runs out normally after one minute or scp 292 is knocked over on its side if scp 292 is knocked over anomalous properties do not again manifest until all the sand in scp 292 is in one bulb at no time has scp 292 ever been observed to be flipped over a second time within 60 seconds except when knocked over as above anytime scp 292 is upright and all its sand is in its bottom bulb and a subject attempts to flip scp 292 over with the intent to flip it again before all its sand runs out the subject and people nearby suddenly experience deja vu the intensity of deja vu is inversely proportional to a person's distance from scp 292 the subject is often momentarily stunned by the experience person's experiencing deja vu from the same event often describes similar recalled experiences it is believed that when scp 292 is flipped over a process is started in which if scp 292 is flipped again before its sands run out time flows in reverse to a point a couple of seconds before scp 292 was initially flipped time then flows forward again as if scp 292 were never flipped deja vu would thus be a side effect of this process prolonged exposure to scp 292 can cause nausea migraines vertigo hallucinations seizures and symptoms consistent with temporal disjunction somatic psychological or both addendum one experiment 292-31 procedure subject 030101 was instructed to flip scp 292 over and then shoot subject 030102 to death and flip scp 292 back over before it runs out results as subject one reached for scp 292 both subjects as well as other personnel in the area reported feeling deja vu subject one exhibited elevated levels of adrenaline while subject two exhibited pronounced apprehension in the presence of subject one addendum two experiment 292-46 procedure subject 04601 was instructed to flip scp 292 over wait 30 seconds and flip scp 292 back over when deja vu was experienced subject 04602 was instructed to do the same thing when deja vu was experienced a second time subject 04603 was instructed to do the same thing results as subject one reached for scp 292 all subjects experienced deja vu as expected subject two hesitated and was instructed to flip scp 292 while reaching for scp 292 subject two fell to his knees subject one doubled over and subject three staggered subject three was instructed to flip scp 292 and as he reached for scp 292 all subjects appeared to exhibit temporal shock for 10 to 15 seconds before falling unconscious temporal symptoms subsided within five to seven days while visual and audio hallucinations persisted for several months more addendum three incident 292-04 while preparing for experiment 292-75 dr. suddenly clutched scp 292 to his chest and reported he had just experienced deja vu dr. said that he felt like he was about to drop scp 292 and if he did something bad would happen dr. as hypothesized that dr. had indeed dropped scp 292 but instead of breaking scp 292 reversed the flow of time until a moment before it was dropped if scp 292 does in fact possess such a self-preservation system the potential consequences data expunged reclassification to euclid approved until more information on scp 292's properties can be gathered and analyzed item number scp 316 object class safe special containment procedures scp 316 needs no special containment other than to prevent misuse by unauthorized personnel those operating scp 316 should wear highly reflective full body wear to prevent accidental exposure personnel privy to sensitive information should be kept out of visual range of scp 316 due to its ability to induce a suggestive state description scp 316 is a bronze aged carbide lamp the casing corresponds to no manufactured models and appears to be homemade the bulb is ordinary and can be replaced without impeding the function of scp 316 internal circuitry of scp 316 is constructed of an unknown metal rather than copper the casing has a battery compartment which takes 2d batteries scp 316 does not function unless 2d batteries are in the battery compartment with their positive ends facing each other when switched on scp 316's bulb emits a nearly opaque beam of white light non-reflective objects and materials in contact with this light have their molecular structure rearranged into patterns which homogenize reflected photons distributing their wavelengths equally throughout the visual spectrum effectively over approximately six cumulative seconds of exposure affected surfaces lose all color retaining shades of gray of the same luminosity as the original surface reflective surfaces remain unaffected but appear to stop scp 316's light rather than reflecting it scp 316 has a temporary but more drastic effect on living or sentient organisms its effect is spread evenly across an organism even internally as long as part of the organism is exposed to its light effects set in over approximately 27 cumulative seconds of exposure and gradually wear off over the next 24 hours in addition to loss of color most affected organisms experience the following color blindness lower body temperature low energy slowed movements monotonous slurred speech inattentiveness short-term memory loss apathy lack of aggression negligible emotional response passive cooperation with instructions relative lack of desire to lie or deceive limited capacity for foresight or creative thought after recovering from the effects of scp 316 most subjects report symptoms of nausea and depression for up to one week almost all subjects once recovered volunteer their displeasure at having been exposed to scp 316 and may violently resist further exposure cross experimentation between scp 316 and uncooperative living scp's for the purposes of pacification has been approved addendum 316a scp 316 was recovered from the residence of a colorblind man arrested for counterfeiting in texas the man had reportedly attempted to pay for items at a convenience store with colorless bills a secret service investigator noted the apparent quality and validity of the bills as well as the ink's chemical equivalency with federal ink and the foundation investigated the subject's house was mostly colorless as it seemed he had been using scp 316 to navigate at night neighbors reported the subject to have been withdrawn and depressingly dull subject was terminated and his property destroyed addendum 316b experiment log of doctor blast testing scp 316 on sentient scp's date undisclosed exposure to aggressive humanoid scp's experiment one exposure to scp 213 full effects of scp 316 confirmed after 25 seconds of exposure scp 213 exhibits normal symptoms of exposure subject is still able to disintegrate matter when ordered to do so but to a diminished extent approximately 9 percent normal speed testing concluded after recovery subject shows a willingness to comply with foundation commands to avoid future exposure to scp 316 note my heart nearly jumped out when he started melting matter but scares aside this test has proven very useful we can use scp 316 to ensure cooperation when these scp's disagree with us and then hold it over their heads like a whip when they think of doing it again doctor blast experiment two exposure to scp 0762 abel full effects of scp 316 confirmed after 30 seconds of exposure scp 0762 enters a catatonic stupor still upright at 49 seconds subject proceeds to dispassionately kill all nearby personnel kill switch activated remotely by doctor blast assistance to doctor blast note him hammering kill switch frantically for up to 16 seconds after scp 0762 was pacified testing suspended after revival when questioned scp 0762 remarked that scp 316 had made him feel extremely bored what else was i supposed to do note jesus i guess monsters don't react the same way to this thing it's a good thing i opted to stay in site 17 during the procedure doctor blast note doctor blast will be supervising all further scp 316 testing remotely as with the previous procedure data expunged experiment five exposure to scp 56 full effects of scp 316 confirmed after 30 seconds of exposure scp 56 changes into a gray replica of one of the researchers in the testing room shifting between several of them as tests are conducted personality and effects of subject remain unchanged only the physical form appears to be affected as researchers read out results for dr blast viewing remotely via camera scp 56 takes the form of dr blast microphone and dr blast's area records him shouting and expletive and falling over with his chair testing concluded note nobody told me this thing could breach camera transmissions i've probably been mentally breached as well i can feel it already dammit my head's probably going to explode this thing can destroy brains right who the hell designed 56's containment procedures anyway dammit i can't move i can't f***ing move wheel me down to the infirmary hurry doctor blast note medical personnel found no physical or mental problems with dr blast research assistant has requested a transfer data expunged experiment eight exposure to scp 343 data expunged and riots in italy which data expunged effects of incite 17 dr blast informed of results after regaining consciousness further testing attempts suspended note as we informed you the sixth time dr blast under no conditions are we approving your emergency transfer requests 05 note what the f*** is he doing with a safe classification tell 05 i'm not supervising tests on anything outside of my security clearance again dammit dr blast experiment nine exposure to scp 6621 mr deeds full effects of scp 316 confirmed after 28 seconds of exposure to which the subject exhibits normal symptoms subject is asked to explain his origin and other previously unobtainable information subject remains silent and unresponsive administering researcher asks subject to obtain a glass of lemonade to which he responds that he is tired and would rather not researcher insists subject leaves in the expected manner and returns with a glass on a tray which is empty save for three cubes of ice and a wedge of lemon upon questioning subject responds that he was thirsty when dismissed and summoned again with scp 662 subject returns free of symptoms and immediately apologizes to researcher for his unprofessional conduct when asked about the effects of exposure to scp 316 subject replied that they were unpleasant testing concluded note cheeky bastard dr blast awaiting declassification item number scp 318 object class safe special containment procedures scp 318 is to be kept in the center of a chamber at least five meters by eight meters by five meters resting on a hydraulic lift to allow examination of the underside of the device the door to this chamber is to be kept locked at all times with access codes available to any level three or higher staff with access by personnel of level two clearance or below requiring approval from at least one level four staff member instances of scp 318 one are to be kept completely wound except during testing and stored in secure items storage unrolling or communicating with scp 318 one is prohibited outside testing and all personnel interacting with scp 318 one are to be subjected to regular psychiatric evaluations until at least one month after the most recent interaction description scp 318 appears similar to a small version of a crude rotary printing press with a great deal of additional machinery attached at various locations the device is composed primarily of a variety of hardwoods with metallic parts made from brass bronze cast or wrought iron copper steel and aluminum scp 318 in its entirety is approximately 3.5 meters wide six meters long and two meters tall a more complete physical description can be found in addendum 3182 when a living human or a human cadaver that has been dead less than six hours is placed in the input box in the lid closed scp 318 activates using an undetermined power source cameras placed inside with test subjects have not been recovered but video transmitted prior to their destruction shows data expunged with the vocalizations of conscious subjects audible to observers outside the box during the process lids of both boxes lock in place such that any force sufficient to open them would likely also cause significant damage to scp 318 tests using this level of force are currently awaiting approval scp 318 remains active for approximately five minutes per use with exact time seemingly dependent upon the body mass and physical condition of the subject after scp 318 ceases activity all covers unlock the test subject is no longer present in the input box and a scroll designated scp 318 one is present in the output box scp 318 one takes the form of a strip of paper seven inches or 17.8 centimeters wide and two feet 60.1 centimeters long wrapped around a black enameled wooden dowel one inch or 2.5 centimeters in diameter and eight inches 20.3 centimeters long the dowel and paper appear entirely normal though testing reveals the presence of human DNA matching that of converted subject present in the paper this scroll contains the memories and consciousness of the test subject who is able to communicate when scp 318 one is at least partially unrolled by causing drawings and or writing to appear on the paper these marks only appear on the side of the paper that faces inward when rolled up and are generally consistent with the penmanship and artistic ability of the subject though the quality of drawings improves markedly when scp 318 one can see what it is depicting subjects stored on instances of scp 318 one report the ability to feel the scroll as if it were their body expressing a corresponding form of pain when the paper is cut torn burned data expunged or otherwise distressed significant damage appears to render scp 318 one inoperative in some way as once the scroll is damaged beyond a certain extent generally the compromise of at least percent of the paper's surface subjects are unresponsive and display no further activity it is currently unknown whether this is because the copy of the subject has been destroyed or because their mode of communication has been cut off in addition so long as scp 318 one is at least partially unrolled subjects are apparently able to perceive their environment visually and orally with an acuity consistent with an average human adult requests for testing on blind and or deaf subjects are currently pending approval personas stored on instances of scp 318 one respond as would be expected from the original subject and have full access to the subject's memory as well as a complete memory of their time stored on scp 318 one they are unable to exert any direct influence on objects or personnel and though they can make requests of a reader the reader is under no obligation or compulsion to accede to these requests testing has shown no memetic properties and writings or drawings on scp 318 one and subjects do not appear to be more persuasive than they were while alive however some staff have through prolonged interaction displayed sympathy towards scp 318 one subjects such individuals should be transferred to non-sentient scp items or terminated if a transfer is not feasible addendum 318 one scp 318 was recovered by foundation agents on date undisclosed in stories of a library of the ancestors caught the attention of doctor who was vacationing nearby investigation revealed an isolated monastery containing both scp 318 and several hundred instances of scp 318 one both the press and the scrolls were taken into foundation custody along with a number of other suspicious items none of which have yet proven anomalous the monks questioned and terminated and the monastery destroyed local news reports the following day reflected the accidental fire which claimed the lives of all its inhabitants as well as their extensive collection of antiques efforts are ongoing to determine whether any instances of scp 318 one remain in existence outside foundation custody addendum 318 two some parts of scp 318 appear to be significantly older than others with the aluminum parts clearly manufactured in modern times while carbon dating has placed some of the wooden components to before the 10th century CE it is currently unknown whether the more recent parts were installed to replace broken parts or whether they are part of some sort of modification on the original design the presumably oldest and possibly original parts are distributed throughout the device suggesting that its overall age is at least 1100 years despite the fact that this predates the first known appearance of several elements of its design by centuries the modifications present in scp 318 compared to a normal rotary press are extensive and a full listing of these can be found in those with the greatest known relevance are as follows in place of the hopper that would normally feed paper into a press of this design there is a large section of machinery comprising almost half of the total size of scp 318 including a hinged littered box constructed of oak bearing a bronze plaque displaying the word materia and has interior dimensions of approximately 1.83 meters six feet long and 0.91 meters or three feet square a second box one eighth the dimensions of the first to six significant figures is located where the output would normally be on a press of similar design and bears a plaque reading sentencia discoloration of the wood around each plaque indicates that they may not be original the components which would normally transfer ink and water to their respective rollers are absent with several cloth and leather hoses running to the materia box testing of the roller surfaces for residues has thus far been inconclusive addendum 3183 work is currently underway to catalog the recovered scp 3181 for selected interview excerpts and stimulus test results see the following experiment log 318 note interviews were conducted by unrolling samples of scp 3181 and placing the open scroll on a table in view of a video camera c video archive 3182 for original interview footage all interviews in this document have been translated into modern english for ease of reading only excerpts of the selected interviews are presented here for complete transcripts see document 318 interviewer dr j date undisclosed interview subject scp 318127 original language latin notes subjects responses are in good quality penmanship in a style typical of 13th century european writings begin interview log scp 318127 i see i have been moved where is this place who are you dr j you can call me dr j please state your name for the record scp 318127 pleased to meet you dr j and when were you born scp 318127 i was born in the year of our lord 12 and was consigned to this form 28 years later dr j you say you were consigned to this form where you're still alive when you were converted by scp 318 scp 318127 of course where i otherwise my soul would not have been present to be stored thus dr j can you describe the conversion process from your perspective scp 318127 i have some memory of those events but it is both jumbled and exceptionally unpleasant i would prefer to speak on a different subject dr j please describe your recollections of the conversion process scp 318127 may we speak about something else please how much time has passed since i was last opened dr j if you do not answer the question we will take whatever means are necessary to ensure your further compliance scp 318127 very well as the lid of the materia box closed data expunged dr j that was interesting thank you scp 318127 what events have transpired of late in the world my previous caretakers would keep me abreast of recent happenings dr j i am afraid that is all the time we have allotted for this interview perhaps next time and log interviewer dr h date undisclosed interview subject scp 31812 original language archaic japanese dialect and calligraphy consistent with 16th century begin interview log scp 31812 thank you it is good to see and hear again dr h please explain why couldn't you see her here scp 31812 you don't know no you're not one of our regular caretakers and this isn't our home where am i who are you and how did i get here dr h you can call me dr h and this is a research facility unfortunately the monastery at which you previously resided was destroyed by a fire with no survivors save on scrolls like yourself which we recovered for preservation and study now why couldn't you see or hear scp 31812 when we are rolled up we are cut off from the world outside for short periods it can be quite peaceful and relaxing but it gets quite lonely if it goes on too long i have gone a long time without being opened and it was quite a relief to finally reconnect to the world dr h i believe i understand so does the extent to which you are enrolled impact your ability to see and hear scp 31812 not in my experience dr h thank you 12 you've been most helpful i look forward to our next interview scp 31812 please don't close me yet you just opened me i want to see please don't close further text is not visible from this point as dr h finished rolling up scp 31812 and log interviewer dr f date undisclosed interview subject scp 3181135 formerly d5 original language modern french begin interview log dr f please describe what you currently see here feel taste and smell scp 3181135 expletive expunged dr f please answer the question 135 scp 3181135 or you'll do what kill me again go ahead you expletive expunged dr f as the subject is not complying with requests i will now proceed to direct stimulus testing d2 please bring that cart over here a cart is wheeled into the camera's field of view containing a number of objects including sandpaper a long barbecue lighter a pair of scissors a scalpel graduated pipettes several beakers containing liquids including water ink nitric acid data expunged and a roll of paper towels dr f picks up a sheet of 100 grit sandpaper scp 3181135 oh a cart real scary sandpaper what's that dr f abrasion test dr f proceeds to rub the sandpaper against scp 3181135 for approximately five seconds scp 3181135 oh hey expletive expunged dr f please describe the sensation you just experienced scp 3181135 rub that expletive expunged sandpaper on your expletive expunged and tell me how it feels dr f returned sandpaper to cart retrieves a pair of small alligator clips connected to an adjustable power source dr f subject compares sensation to application of sandpaper to genital area scp 3181135 it's an expression you sick expletive expunged dr f attaches the alligator clips to opposite edges of scp 3181135 note in the interests of brevity further stimulus testing is summarized in the stimulus testing log at the bottom of this document and log interviewer dr f date undisclosed interview subject scp 3181138 originally d4 original language interviewer's speech is modern english subject was illiterate and communicated through images possibly due to the subject's cognitive handicaps these images were generally poorly rendered resembling a child's drawing begin interview log dr f greetings 138 how are you feeling scp 3181138 smiley face image dr f good good i'm going to perform some brief tests to see how you respond to different things scp 3181138 crude image of a smiling stick figure wearing a lab coat carrying an urlenmeyer flask in one hand and what appears to be scp 3181138 in the other dr f yes quite dr f applied 0.5 milliliters of concentrated nitric acid near one corner of scp 3181138 scp 3181138 chaotic scribbles composed largely of jagged lines dr f applies 0.5 milliliters of concentrated sodium hydroxide solution near one corner of scp 3181138 dr f may i have your reaction scp 3181138 after approximately 15 second delay an image of a human fist making an obscene gesture and log stimulus testing log interviewer dr f subject scp 3181135 stimulus applied 100 grit sandpaper applied vigorously for five seconds subject response subject expressed significant discomfort and described sensation as corresponding to abrasion by sandpaper on bare skin interviewer dr f subject scp 3181135 stimulus applied electrical stimulation both direct and alternating current at a variety of settings subject response subject initially reported no sensation other than the pressure of the electrode clips as current and voltage were raised subject reported a mild tingling sensation which was replaced with a burning sensation whenever the electrical stimulation significantly raised the temperature of the paper note some of the applied shocks were severe enough to cause considerable pain in a living human apparently the subject experiences sensations based on their effect upon paper rather than on how they would affect human flesh interviewer dr f subject scp 3181135 stimulus applied impact by steel hammer applied three times to the unrolled section of scp 3181135 subject response subject reports brief feelings of pressure but no significant discomfort interviewer dr f subject scp 3181135 stimulus applied fire from a commercially produced butane barbecue lighter applied briefly to one corner of the subject and extinguished promptly subject response during stimulation subject produced largely incoherent words scattered haphazardly penmanship during this period was significantly degraded rendering many words illegible afterward subject reported continued pain comparing the experience to having a body extremity set on fire note while the level of discomfort could be useful in inducing compliance and defiant subjects a less destructive method would be desirable interviewer dr f subject scp 3181135 stimulus applied water two applications of 0.5 milliliters each applied to areas scorched in previous test and to a section of undamaged paper subject response subject reports a numbing sensation in the areas soaked by water and words and drawings attempted in these areas are badly faded and distorted as water dries subject reports sensation returning but that the burned area does not return to prior levels of discomfort note an interesting result water appears to act as an anesthetic further testing is indicated interviewer dr f subject scp 3181135 stimulus applied water subject completely saturated subject response subject becomes unresponsive and remains totally unresponsive under any stimuli after paper is thoroughly dried note it would appear that scp 3181135 may have experienced the equivalent of death by anesthetic overdose interviewer dr t subject scp 3181136 and scp 3181140 stimulus applied both subjects unrolled and placed in stands one meter apart with their writing surfaces facing each other subject response subjects engage in conversation with each other using characters approximately two centimeters tall addendum 3184 requests to use scp 318 to enable final debriefing of sufficiently recently deceased foundation personnel are currently pending approval requests to use scp 318 to interview test subjects killed by memetic scp's is denied addendum 3185 additional resources and personnel have been requested for the translation and cataloging of scp 3181 as several recent interviews with scp 3181 subjects have yielded useful information about certain scp objects including data expunged some interviews have also indicated the possible existence of previously unknown scp's one of which scp has since been located and contained it should be noted that a number of the leads produced through interviews of scp 3181 subjects have proven to be fabrications and all information obtained from scp 3181 should be considered suspect in spite of this it is the belief of this researcher that there may be much to be gained in questioning all scp 3181 about other potential scp objects item number scp 319 object class keter special containment procedures scp 319 is to be contained in place at site 319 inside a hermetically sealed vacuum chamber 20 meters in diameter the chamber housing scp 319 must be insulated and the surface temperature controlled to present an absolutely uniform thermal gradient scp 319 is to rest on a platform with an active mass damping system and the relative position of the housing for each instance of scp 3191 and the diameter and position of scp 3192 shall be continually monitored by high precision laser rangefinders any deviations in the position of an instance of scp 3191 by greater than 0.01 percent on any axis or any change in size or position of scp 3192 by greater than 0.001 percent is deemed a potential go to dammer on scenario and a risk of a zk zero event foundation wide initiation of protocol omega 319 is mandated in response to such an event until such a time as the positions of scp 3191 are returned to optimal and scp 3192 has ceased growth in movement any and all scientific investigation of scp 319 scp 3191 and scp 3192 is authorized only with explicit 05 approval description scp 319 is a mechanical device constructed circa 1894 consisting primarily of 12 interlocking rings assembled in an 8 meter diameter spherical formation allowing a clockwork mechanism driven by electric motors to rotate each ring separately on each axis the purpose of the assembly appears to be the precise placement of 12 instances of scp 3191 in relation to each other the assembly has been frozen in its current configuration since its recovery and current motion of instances of scp 3191 have been almost solely due to tectonic disturbances and thermal expansion or contraction of the material comprising scp 319 precise measurements have determined microscopic variations in position due to gravitational tidal effects but to date these have appeared to be within acceptable margins scp 3191 designates 12 anomalous mineral specimens mounted on scp 319 each instance of scp 3191 is nearly fully enclosed in a housing made of brass copper and glass with a 12 millimeter opening pointed at the center of scp 3192 each housing for scp 3191 is connected to heavy-duty electrical cabling that loops in a closed circuit connecting each instance measurements indicate a constant 50 amperes of current in this circuit despite no connection to an outside power source scp 3192 designates a bubble of vacuum 2.561 meters across suspended inside scp 319 scp 3192 appears to be in a lower energy state than the surrounding universe because of the alteration of physical constants within this bubble any matter and energy entering this bubble is annihilated as their quantum structures are incompatible current theory predicts that the existence of scp 3192 should catalyze a vacuum metastability event resulting in the expansion of the boundary of scp 3192 at the speed of light bringing the vacuum state of the surrounding universe down to its lower energy state this would represent a zk zero reality failure scenario the universe would continue to exist but would not only cease to support life as we know it but would fail to support chemistry as we know it the expansion of scp 3192 appears to be held in check by the precise positioning of scp 3191 around it this is supported by the fact that any recorded movement of scp 3191 allows scp 3192 to grow by varying amounts over the past 50 years vibrations and thermal expansion have moved scp 3191 enough to allow scp 3192 to enlarge by 0.5 meters in diameter meaning that at its current rate of expansion in years containment will fail as the outer boundary of scp 3192 intersects the innermost ring of scp 319 addendum selected excerpts from the journal of ser bandin lawhead smith recovered with scp 319 august 12 1893 i found myself pleasantly surprised today when word arrived of a shipment from england it appears my rival was as good as his word living up to the terms of our wager it seems that day six months ago in the explorers club lord was not boasting of his accomplishments now if i'm not to be made a liar i shall have to make good upon my own claims august 15th 1893 the specimens are exquisite if one could rightly describe such unnerving carving so 10 to match the two i had already acquired if lord experienced half the travails acquiring these as i had my own i owe the man an apology even if it must be deferred until after i complete my own expedition september 8th 1893 success long study of these odious cults has borne sweet fruit indeed as i suspected these stones are much more than primitive fetish objects for the worship of savages the stories of their starborn origins and the exotic nature of the material told me that they were much more than that something in me finds it almost blasphemous that some ancient hand saw fit to defile such unique material by shaping it into such unclean geometries november 12th 1893 the solution was within my grasp all along the stones when lit show a negative potential and when shaded positive a simple copper enclosure tipped on one end with a mercury tube can induce a current in the stone more than enough to power itself in the surrounding mechanism january 10th 1894 the workers have all left the cavern the machine is complete i will mount the stones today soon my feet will step beyond where anyone at the explorers club even lord could ever dream of going january 30th 1894 today i have opened a door beyond our universe my study of a dozen perverse cults allowed me to divine the precise positioning of the stones savages chip these otherworldly relics into a dim likeness of their gods whereas i serbandan lawhead smith shall walk across the threshold to greet them once i have completed writing this entry i shall don my protective suit pass through the locks into the airless interior of the vaults where the black door awaits me when i next write in this journal i shall have traveled farther than any other man on the face of this earth including the good lord last entry journal ends item number scp 341 object class safe special containment procedures the exhibition hall of reliquary research and containment site 76 as scp 341 on display for all research and command personnel to view description a collection of 11 brass and iron oraries found in a large storage room of a basement at oxford comprise scp 341 each orary is a rough scale model of a different extrasolar star system complete with planets moons and one or more suns in the center a unique clockwork mechanism under each orary allows the brass models of planets and moons to spin on axis and rotate around each model of its parents stars testing dates each machine to be between 150 to 200 years old but without any specific markings researchers have been unable to determine who created them the orary collection of scp 341 was set to be released into the hands of a local museum until an scp astronomer with a peaked interest in the discovery recognized one of the oraries scp 341 e as star system up salon and dramedi a unique for being a solar twin of our own son with hot jupiter like planets further research has matched five of the 11 ories with possible known extrasolar systems including beta canum venaticorum 37 geminorum hd 98618 18 scorpiae one orary known as the wheel of doom amongst researchers depicts a similar solar system very reminiscent of our own souls though the planets and sun themselves are neither near to scale nor space proportionately the presence of seven major planets of our own system is fairly obvious including Saturn and its rings and the tilted side of Uranus there are also five minor planets included beyond the orbit of neptune the orary is missing a model of earth and instead has a free moon roaming through a debris field similar to the asteroid belt present between mars and jupiter item number scp 349 object class safe special containment procedures scp 349 resembles a mundane graveyard and poses no apparent threat to the secrecy of foundation operations or visitors to the site current containment protocols are limited to constant remote surveillance the maintenance of a physical barrier to prevent casual unauthorized entry and the assignment of a response team to deal with vandalism or other threats to site integrity plans exist to expand the site as necessary to accommodate theorized growth description the artifact designated scp 349 one is a large granite tombstone approximately 400 years old the primary inscription reads nicholas flamel followed by the dates 1376 to 1606 underneath these inscriptions there lies the legend you have failed in large capital letters the tombstone is damaged and partially eroded with several large cracks evident across its face it was reported by a foundation agent an amateur genealogist in cemetery plot near bath england on scp 349 is a cemetery located within a desolate forest clearing three kilometers away it was discovered after a thorough search of the area where scp 349 one was discovered because of illusions to restricted scp related information said agents sealed the area and contacted the foundation the cemetery is surrounded by a black wrought iron fence with a single gothic style arched gate inside are small memorials to a variety of individuals from around the world and from throughout recorded history and possibly earlier the area is apparently maintained through unidentified means as weed growth and natural erosion are both inhibited within the fences confines the epitaphs are brief and vicious the inscriber appears to eagerly claim responsibility for the death of each individual in some cases the inscriptions are particularly spiteful or vindictive and seem to indicate personal animosity between the inscriber and the individual interred c-survey 349 b an analysis of historical records has been able to confirm the existence of some of the individuals mentioned often by way of mythology all substantiated historical personalities appear to have pursued or supposedly attained eternal life through a diversity of means this does not appear to include those who are born with immortality such as or races or species such as the data expunged among those identified are personages who are obscure hidden or only known to be unaging to certain esoteric orders and whose existence is a secret to common knowledge this includes who are known only in foundation records furthermore the site references a number of famous figures who apparently passed on much later than historically recorded such as Christopher Columbus Sir Francis Bacon and Albert Heim finally there exists a small group of buried individuals for which we have no important files or mythology a few have been tentatively identified as rich or eccentric figures of little renown from many places and times full information is available in survey 349b individuals referenced with an scp 349 appear to have lived an average of 100 years longer than the mean lifespan at their time of death the longest life recorded at the site as of this writing was through careful study in comparison to ancient biblical gospels theorized to be that of the wandering Jew 750 years based on this figure's supposed death it is hypothesized that data expunged memorial materials and design body preparation burial style religious symbolism and inscription languages all appear to correspond to the era and culture in which the deceased was born the oldest site identified as a carved pile of elephant bones fit together with grooved notches and covered in incomprehensible pictographs and tribal marking the earliest decipherable inscription is in Sumerian on a simple rock dedicated to kuaya the heart eater you sold your clan into slavery and devoured the flesh of your family and received your reward the corpses in most graves are in states of decay corresponding to their age some of the older ones almost dust despite the variety of burial methods close inspection reveals that a majority roughly 90% of the plots show scratch marks on the material that was blocking escape or signs of attempted tunneling to the surface nevertheless each plot excavated so far has a corpse or set of bones afforded to it the confirmed age of the various plots the historical accuracy of its illusions and the demonstrated familiarity of its keeper with classified foundation knowledge of modern immortals suggests that scp 349 is not a simple hoax containment has been established to facilitate study and to determine if contact can be made with the entity or entities responsible for it active intervention of these beings is theorized to have been responsible for as well as the demise of scp 149d while in foundation custody during data expunged the latter is one of two unique instances where an entirely preserved body was unearthed although the preservation seems to derive from properties that deceased displayed in life rather than any condition imposed in death the other instance is the remnants of calithososia of britannica a little known mythological figure who could apparently withstand volleys of arrows and direct strikes with swords in both cases they were found with extreme terror on their faces and their mouths were twisted as if screaming addendum 349a deeper within the necropolis excavators found a crypt holding a series of unrelated corpses placed together deliberately apparently in a place of honor investigation into their identities data expunged strict containment has been imposed to prevent any suggestion of this from reaching the public as data expunged inscription survey 349b nicolas flammel 1376 to 1606 you have failed count saint germain 1713 to 1901 nice trick tithonus negative 465 to negative 370 exactly what you wanted sir gala had 1222 to damaged pure thy heart shall ever remain christopher columbus 1451 to 1520 a whole new world to explore sir francis bacon 1561 to 1739 think of the children erubert heim 1914 to 2008 a final solution classified note 349c the legitimate nature of scp 349 is corroborated by the apparent familiarity of its keeper with classified intelligence concerning extra normal individuals the following incidents are referenced on a grave marker within the site where possible interdremains have been positively identified as the individual mentioned data expunged individuals the foundation has previously observed and registered as humans who have achieved immortality said individuals had either died bizarre deaths or escaped foundation surveillance and disappeared the locations of the other are currently unknown have expressed through limited contact that they are being hunted and that they do not trust the foundation to protect them the identities of all data expunged the serum apparently worked and subjects displayed no adverse reactions until data expunged apparent paranoia persisted in data expunged no corpses were recovered scp 149d a high powered keter class human who had attained apparent invulnerability and immortality after experimenting with springs and fountains located in designated scp containment of his holding cell was breached on his 117th birthday an scp 149d was never recovered presumed at the time to be escaped and at large dna recovered from the intact body was verified to be that of scp 149d item number scp 361 object class safe special containment procedures scp 361 is to be kept in a standard artifact containment unit in site 19's high value wing scp 361 is to be kept in a cool and dry environment to prevent damage to the aged metal it is composed of and thoroughly cleaned after each use description scp 361 is a bronze atruscan artifact in the shape of a sheep's liver scp 361 is covered in the names of atruscan gods and instructions for various religious rights and is believed to have served as a tool for practicing herespisy divination using animal organs scp 361 bears a strong resemblance to the non-anomalous artifact known as the liver of piacenza with which it was originally found during the late 19th century both artifacts date to the second and third century bce to the province of piacenza italy scp 361's anomalous properties manifest if it comes into contact with the sheep's liver removed no more than three hours before interacting with scp 361 when such contact is made scp 361 will vocalize in a language and tone appropriate to the one introducing the liver to it a set of instructions meant to achieve contact with one of the gods or spirits depicted in the writings covering it through a service it refers to as harasco if these instructions are performed correctly within a period of 30 seconds scp 361 will provide a new set of instructions scp 361's instructions will grow increasingly convoluted and or nonsensical until becoming almost impossible to perform under the given time limit failure to follow an instruction will cause scp 361 to become an active for a period of 24 hours test log scp 361 test 361a stage one a sheep's liver is introduced to scp 361 vocalization welcome to harasco your sacrifice is very important to us for tinnia the thunderer please perform a horizontal incision on the offering for ita of the underworld please perform a vertical incision for maris lightly cover your offering with the ash of a dead warrior related to you by blood stage two a horizontal incision is made vocalization you have selected tinnia for your weekly meteorological divination please sing your offering over an open flame for five seconds for warning bolts please place a green olive on the altar for beseechments and beneficial interventions please attach a written consent from the consulate gods for catastrophes please remove the head of an adult ox and hold stage three the liver is singed over an open flame vocalization you have selected weekly meteorological divination for your local forecast please perform the seven sacred rites of tinnia while avoiding the anger of the mildew spirits for forecasts for other areas please perform the rites upon a boat of three masts or more for a marital forecast please consult with your local priestess of uni stage four researchers were unable to comply with the instructions in the given time frame vocalization no input was received this sacrifice will be disconnected thank you for using harris co rasna's number one divination and dayistic petition service for more than 2 000 years the gods are looking forward to your next call scp 361 enters in active state addendum scp 361 a in order to examine the limits of scp 361's ability to alter the language and tone it uses to interact with its user a subject with a similar cultural origin to scp 361 was required for that purpose a request for interaction between scp 361 and scp 1510 the persona of which originates from the same general area and time period was made and accepted test 361 b stage one subject d1510104 wearing scp 1510 introduces a sheep's liver to scp 361 vocalization scp 361 vocalizes in classical latin the language spoken by scp 15101 the instruction is translated to son of romulus speak the words thy father taught you and your watcher will speak his words carried by our spirit stage two scp 15101 chants several phrases in latin later identified as an oath to mars gradovis vocalization scp 361's instruction is translated to place the aspect of your watcher at his feet so he might see your altered form stage three scp 15101 requests an open flame he is given a camping gas lamp scp 1510 places the lit gas lamp at the feet of the table scp 361 is placed on vocalization scp 361's instruction is translated to speak the duty of your watcher so he might judge your worthiness stage four scp 15101 speaks a latin phrase later identified as mars gradovis's oath to guard preserve and protect the state the peace and the senate vocalization scp 361's instruction is translated to show your watcher that you do not stand alone does he who guards your left carry with him your watchers conviction stage five scp 15101 requests one of the supervising researchers to enter the room and touch scp 361 request granted vocalization scp 361 speaks in a different voice still in classical latin courage pubis this too shall pass when rust claims your soul at last valor will make you into an eus and carry you beyond these shores to rest among your fathers the voice was later identified by scp 15101 as the voice of the personas father scp 361 enters in active state item number scp 368 object class safe special containment procedures scp 368 is not yet warranted any need for containment though it has the movement patterns and behavior common to a normal bird neither it nor any of its copies have shown any desire to migrate from the offices in which they are stored description scp 368 is an animate origami crane folded from ornate heavy stock paper left to its own devices it will perch preen fly from platform to platform groom and occasionally construct a makeshift nest out of nearby office supplies it responds to human touch affectionately much as a domesticated bird would the items demeanor is on the whole friendly and it has been observed to perch on the shoulders of various scp personnel though the item needs no source of nourishment it appears to sleep at night in that it places its head under its wing studying the physical properties of scp 368 is proven difficult the item seems to interpret attempts to capture or contain it as a game and as displayed considerable agility and resourcefulness and evading the most focused attempts of containment how scp 368 stays airborne and maintains its stability while airborne are still not known history scp 368 was discovered in an office building in japan in 19 now employed as 14-1158 a former employee at the aforementioned building found the item in a closet full of office supplies upon discovery of scp 368 14-1158 managed to gain its trust in order to move it to a more secure location psychological evaluations of 14-1158 indicated her to be a sufficient mental stability and acuity to warrant a position within the scp organization cross scp warnings it is recommended that scp 368 be isolated from scp 529 and scp 530 as contact will almost certainly alarm all three scps addendum 022 on date undisclosed while housed in research sector 15 scp 368 began displaying unusual behavior instead of its normal routine of human interaction grooming at play it began hovering over a photocopier flattening itself whenever scp personnel approached doctor placed scp 368 into the photocopier and made a copy upon which another sheet of paper of identical pattern but different hue emerged from the copier and promptly folded itself into a shape mimicking that of the original scp 368 in the new specimen referred to as scp 368 alpha resumed usual behavior since then scp 368 has displayed similar behavior at intervals varying between two and four years while the copies have shown no such behavior though initially overseer oh disallowed any employee from aiding in the reproduction of scp 368 and doctor was reprimanded for his action remarkably high employee morale at research sector 15 led to the introduction of the progeny of scp 368 at further scp facilities item number scp 373 object class safe special containment procedures scp 373 is to be kept in a containment locker at site 38 research into scp 373 and scp 373 a iterations is to be carried out by authorized personnel grounds for immediate revocations of testing privileges include but are not limited to recent loss of loved ones testing privileges suspended for five years any history of abuse or inability to follow orders as per containment procedures for other scp's testing privileges revoked permanently any past association with paranormal research or investigative groups testing privileges revoked until approval given by site director or any unusual or persistent interest or obsession with scp 373 testing privileges revoked permanently note from head researcher the potential implications of this device for both scp 373 a entities and their former loved ones require a certain degree of composure with regard to its use quite frankly we may be creating these beings rather than channeling them personnel unable to react responsibly with that degree of power are not to be allowed access note from head researcher testing with d-class personnel to be carried out as per addendum 3734 for maximum efficiency in gathering intelligence regarding scp 373 a entities all records used with scp 373 should be 33 and a half rpm vinyl albums with lyric heavy songs or spoken word tracks audiobooks comedy albums and other principally speech-based records are encouraged principally instrumental or orchestral music is forbidden description scp 373 is an antique disc phonograph player markings on the machine indicate it was built in 19 an additional label indicates that the device was modified in late 1940 at a facility called laboratories ink the device is composed of a crank operated turntable embedded in a wooden case a tone arm with an aluminum stylus and a slightly tarnished silver horn scp 373 appears to have the ability to modify the audio of any record player on it according to particular patterns specifically research has demonstrated that approximately every fourth word or phrase will be altered from the originally recorded song or monologue these new words can be organized sequentially to reveal what appeared to be messages or statements from a series of unknown entities these entities have been named scp 373 a x with x to be replaced with a numerical identification as entities are discovered the entity is able to communicate for the duration of each instance of the playing of the record upon the next playing of the same record the same entity will be speaking but will claim not to recall the previous conversation due to the stilted nature of the communication it is rare for the entities to communicate any significant amount of information to foundation researchers before the end of the record however research has demonstrated that two-way communication is possible by lifting the needle from the record while it spins and speaking into the horn any attempt at useful communication requires both parties speak while the record spins at the speed at which optimal playback was intended all scp 373 a entities report that speaking into the horn with the record slowed or stopped results in a high-pitched squeal for the entity and vice versa testing with anomalies such as scp 043 and scp 1668 did not initially produce data however analysis of audio taken during testing has shown the presence of at least two distinct breathing patterns being broadcast from scp 373 further scheduled testing is currently under consideration addendum 373 one a bridged log of scp 373 a entities entity scp 373 a 3 run through number one record pain killer by judas priest notes an early attempt at scientific analysis of the phenomenon both the choice of music and questions were largely arbitrary two-way communication not yet understood full lyrical output is included below to demonstrate effect all future entries will include only relevant utterances results playing of track one pain killer resulted in the following lyrical output faster than a hello terrifying scream enraged hello full of anger who's half man and their machine rides the metal can breathing smoke and anybody closing in with here soaring high he is me pain killer this is is pain killer planets devastated mankind's this it's knees a savior what from out the skies hell answer to their is through boiling clouds i thunder blasting bolts don't steal evils going under no wheels he is what pain killer this is i've pain killer faster than a done bullet louder than a please bomb chromium plated it's metal brighter than a so suns flying high on dark stronger free and and never more and captured cold been brought back here the grave entity scp 373 a 3 run through 8 record pain killer by judas priest notes first consistent and notable demonstration of two-way communicative potential communication redacted to relevant utterances for convenience result the following interview was carried out by researcher kim with entity scp 373 a 3 kim speaking his record begins needle up hello please try to stay calm you've had an accident and we are working to save you can you tell us your name scp 373 a 3 hello oh thank goodness i thought i had died kim could you please tell us your name scp 373 a 3 my name is mary turner i had a dream i thought they hanged kim you're okay mary can you tell me what you see scp 373 a 3 all dark no light just your voice please help kim we're very close to getting you out just hold on tight can you tell me where you live and what day it is scp 373 a 3 val dosta in fulsome county is my baby okay kim it's fine ma'am can you tell me what year it is scp 373 a 3 what you mean it's 1918 the record ends flipping the record results in the conversation beginning again as in all other tests entity number scp 373 a 24 run through two record item pie two notes item pie two is a vinyl record pressed by site 38 for testing purposes consisting of a rapid though clearly audible reading of charles dickens is a tale of two cities the speed at which the book is read allows for approximately 720 words per minute increasing the potential conversational ability of the ensuing scp 373 a entity result the following is the interview between researcher kim and scp 373 a 24 kim hello there's been an accident we're trying to get you out but we need you to remain calm can you tell us what the last thing is that you remember scp 373 a 24 harry is that you kim i'm sorry i can't understand you what is the last thing you were doing scp 373 a 24 harry it's me it's susan the car skidded on the ice where are you kim appearing distressed wait susan susan oh my god susan are you in here assistant researcher lucas harry we can't tell them kim that's her joey that's my wife in there to scp 373 sweetie it's me oh god you've been gone for almost a year but you're back now lucas security we need security in here he's losing it attempts to restrain researcher kim kim knocking down lucas grabbing scp 373's horn shaking i'm going to get you out of there just wait several agents enter the room and drag researcher kim out by force knocking scp 373 to the ground in the process experiment ends damage to scp 373 repaired researcher lucas's injuries were treated researcher kim's attack against foundation agents attempting to restrain him led to his termination addendum 373 to scp 373 entities have been showing a greater tendency to present themselves as relatives or close friends of foundation personnel in the last two months this has begun to take place in spite of deliberate efforts to choose records at random statistical probability suggests it to be highly unlikely that we have been selecting these particular individuals without some influence on the part of scp 373 requesting a halt to testing until a pattern can be discerned researcher lucas addendum 373 3 request approved head researcher addendum 373 4 four different researchers have been caught over the last three weeks attempting to access scp 373 for personal purposes in one instance a researcher successfully began to use a record already believed to contain one scp 373 a entity at which point he was able to communicate with his deceased daughter present opinion amongst site 38 command is that scp 373 is deliberately manipulating its users into emotional distress additionally given the disregard for security protocols being shown now by experienced foundation researchers in the face of scp 373 we are forced to conclude that the object becomes increasingly determined to force individuals to use it as time passes between usage much in the way predators become increasingly desperate as time passes after feeding suggesting that d-class personnel be allowed to use scp 373 twice weekly in order to prevent further deterioration of conditions here researcher lucas addendum 373 5 request approved head researcher lesson complete to continue with your orientation training subscribe to scp orientation right now and make sure you don't miss any of our upcoming videos