I know how a drinking problem looks like my dad has one You know how it look like I Think you're drunk Maybe people don't think you'd be like that, but they do The big true true right there, but Know you Coopie and my father told you God for a second I pulled up like a watch together and I was like Oh my god, I've got something on screen that I've never seen before which is rare. I Miss being surprised by watch together there. I said it No, right In the video that's been going around a lot We're basically someone edited it so at the end of endgame Thanos snaps and it works and everyone dies and he goes to credits This is like really depressing and they just lose again. I died, but then I came back Hello, everyone for the for the super late and inappropriately timed effort We had we had to nourish ourselves. We did after the Intellectual nourishment that we received moments ago. We had to get physical nourishment.    We will never know Love it Good tywin quote that's been changed a little I Guess it's just a part of you fab law now that tywin is like raging At the burning question what makes a good red of course what makes the rats holding on And then Bayou and jumped in on on what we discussed last stream very important topics lots of deep meaning No, I I happen to think that this is a wonderful rendition of the truth of the matter Well Luke he's even lost the hat and everything It's really well-drawered soup looks good the whole thing looks great soup rise This is the degree of our memes people I don't know how I've explained it, but Darth Vader had to throw soup on somebody it looks just like the soup bowl should No hand and now he's got soup burns See but that soup bowl actually looks like it would stand a lot better than the one that we we saw it You need to like you use the force to keep it up. Oh, it's constant training. I love it. It's Jedi soup It teaches you that even when you think that You're safe, and you don't have to worry about things like when you're eating soup You still have to make sure that your force powers are always You know attuned to your surroundings. I'm assuming he's a little safe He's keeping the bowl on Luke's face with the force right now as well. He's not letting it fall When you're a Jedi no meals are happening. This is live video. This is not a screenshot You keeping all the noodles in the water elements in place. It's very impressive Oh So, yeah Funnily enough the video that we're going for today or well possibly more than one depending on how long we go I Looked at it like I want to say two years ago So it feels like it feels like a whole thing, but I know that metal rags and jay won't have not seen this and yet All of you have seen The last Jedi yes Well big fans of the movie from what I understand sure Raging the horror for that movie That's that's true fandom. I like to see it. So we got it. We got a new watch together You could jump in right there. I was about to say it's always with someone's watching this in like the back Look, they'd be like how could we didn't do an intro this time? So well, this is technically a part to the previous one He's supposed to watch them together if you didn't watch them eight hours straight together assuming this is four hours And that you've done it wrong You're a bad person We don't make the rules here any fat. Yeah, I'm just reading them off It was set long before I had any control of them who CJ's in chat. Hello there I actually watched this video while I was CJ, why are you gay?  Yeah, why do you keep watching really bad movies about teenagers trying to fall in love and shit? I think it's because CJ is a teenager who's desperate to fall in love and so he searches through all of these videos to try and find The one who's funny. He um he mentions in this video. He's like, yeah for some reason YouTube really likes me doing these videos That's just like why?  No one stays up late on a Friday night, okay How are you supposed to impress the ladies or the guys if you're like Tywin?  Whoa Don't think that okay. We're all watching a music video, right? Oh ignore that. That's like the default CJ have Does CJ have any illegitimate? Oh?  Oh Yeah, you didn't use the dog at all in your latest video CJ. I've been I've been I'm betrayed. Yeah, I Just spoil the book they're reading and I'm in there Um Yeah, so as the title has already implied Why the last Jedi is a love letter to Star Wars fans?   Because it's gonna ask you why are you leaping on to my anus? I'm gonna ask you a really important question the only you can ask. Yes, uh-huh. What is it? I enjoy answering Would any of you be interested in having CJ come on for this video?  It was five. I think I don't see why not I Kind of feel like if we just let anyone on then it's sort of it's sort of kind of like by implication devalue Values being a guest on I mean past guest are allowed on remember when we had a app event on to just come on and explain an anime to us Yeah, but at one point it was legal to own slaves Ah, it's it's prep.  He's using the dog face. Are you happy now rags? Good.  Yeah, actually Well, I'm glad that I can satisfy you in at least one way. Oh You know practice. I'm I'm a bit of a size queen and I have had a wide experience of Partners so It's okay, I understand we can't all that is Valuable information to have hmm can't all be fine All right CJ if you if you look to the group you can see an invite to watch together. Oh If you click that it'll take you to a mystical world. No, we're not steaks is also the name of one of my favorite sexual positions Which is another thing you'll have to learn if you're gonna find love In teenage films in terms of sexual positions. Is it better or worse than Mexican Halloween? Oh Oh Distant gremlin. Oh my goodness.  It is on Metals channel it will be released. Do not panic. Give me a few years. That's all I need Nobody knows that you exist metal it's true. You have a very small audience in fact I'm not see. I'm not even sure he's real like they could just be something.   So I do I do have to apologize The video we're watching is made by Bob Chipman. I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, what are we watching? Oh, this is this is this is Mahler. Mahler. This is this is 13 minutes long So we're gonna be here for about well seven hours or what Molly this goes on for 13 minutes Do we don't we never leave we've never made a rule we have to watch the whole thing We've never made a rule where we have to watch the whole thing. So don't panic Well, I thought you were a big fan of them.  No, I like eugenics not Bob Bob Chippen gave eugenics The Nazis were a better reputation eugenics than Bob Nazis would be ashamed of them. They would be ashamed or upset with Minch and Bob Chipman is the the The opposite of that. Oh, it's the opposite of uber Winter if there are any Nazis in the chat, which I know there are because we're e-fac Well, we got we don't know right here.  Possibly because we all know Mahler. Yes. Yeah The uber Jew Called them, but I don't say that nor do I support it. In fact, I disavow it I've just heard that from people. All right. The challenge will be how far can we get before taking our first pause? Is everyone excited? I guess I have four and a little scared. Oh Okay, I know who this guy is now.  I Need this on my stream just in metal we trust Fucking amazing It's like the eye the Illuminati eye on the top of the pyramid.  Well, last year isn't so bad You're like, okay, but taking the stats. It's a love letter to Star Wars. I was like, oh, oh I think you went too far.  I Don't know man. It seems like Like it's a paradoxical statement. That's that's how I look at it It seems like an inaccurate thing to say But we're probably wrong. He's a very intelligent man. He's we're gonna break it down Can I just ask first of all, is this video a joke? No However, this video is very serious he I don't think Bob's ever made a joke.  It's like guys.  Nope.  Apex homo you might say. Apex homo.  He's three kids.  I was gonna say it's people who've never seen him before isn't this great Oh my goodness I know it brings me back to the days I too discovered the wonders of Bob Chipman.  You remember when we covered him in like e-fap seven or eight or whatever We had to like keep replaying him over and over again I don't remember there for that. It was me smudden wolf. I think wolf died. I can't remember if you were there Yeah, we'll had to leave you fucking his brain melted like Bob is Bob is the apex human do your best to not only understand his point but constructs how you are actually a Disagreement with him before he's made another seven points He is Most largely by design is King Arthur, you know common boy gets a special sword I Don't know if I agree with that Luke Skywalker is King Arthur, right? Um, it's just the archetypal hero's journey Yeah, but you know how it works.  He is a fictional character.  There's something well I don't know incest is sort of a crossover. I Don't disagree with that Because for the well anyone who knows the Arthurian legend. Yeah, yeah, yeah finds out he's of noble lineage This isn't news to anyone, right?   I'm gonna That's why he understands that his points are terrible.  Why would you use your own face for reaction shots? Like it's what you have. What do you have his face?  I Can live it up.   Oh wow you say it's more than titanically ugly or but the below or above. Oh My goodness. I would say I Wouldn't say indescribably ugly. I would say oh My goodness, I would say that he he has He is a chasm of ugly Hmm, that was just down and just blackness so you don't know how deep it goes It's almost like schroding jurors ugly, but because it could be just a little ugly, but it could be really ugly I've made the mistake of thinking. Oh, she'd be ugly and pretty the same time.  Yeah. I mean we're in imagine a point in space with infinite ugly But zero mass. Well, no because he is very he's a very large person Scientific on this dream. Oh man I'm trying to describe the depths of his ugliness. It is a difficult thing. Let's keep going to the words will come to me Common boy gets a special sword meets a wizard finds out he's of noble lineage. All right. I think I got it I think I got it and well, how did things end up for King? I think that Bob Chipman looks like the north end of southbound What? What? Which part confused? Okay.  Well, listen. Okay. Fine. I'll say it louder so that everybody Can understand it if I remember Bob Chipman looks like the north end of a southbound warthog No, yeah, all right. Okay. All right. That's what's what I got. I He is not a statically pleasing. I put down agreements with that Again So, yes, I have slowed it down now once wait, what's his point that he's making about King Arthur? I don't know do we can we skip that one, please?  All right, fine. We're going back We're doing this we're doing this he said that it was liking Arthur. Let's see what else he says It's fine. There's not enough gin in the house Recall that the specific mythological figure Luke Skywalker resembles most largely by design Most King Arthur, you know common boy gets a special sword meets a wizard finds out he's a noble lineage This isn't news to anyone, right? And well, is it how did things end up for King Arthur again? Well Well, well generally when th white wrote the once-in-future King he didn't He didn't really call it that for no reason is like the idea is that he will be king again Like he Arthur's not dead so much as he was whisked away to Avalon And that he'll come back at one time Is his point that the bad thing happens to King Arthur after I guess he's on standby in a way like the legend of King Arthur is ultimately a tragedy But I guess what happened to Luke they turned into a tragedy, but that wasn't That was the thing that they decided to do after Luke's character had already been created by George Lucas I mean Ryan Johnson was the one who decided. Oh, yeah, Luke's gonna be like a tragic character Which is why so many people hated it because of what was established previously in the original movies for all of you guys seeing him on your screen right now Yeah, yeah, that's not a He's not a healthy man See that face makes me think that he's making this point as a joke, but I don't know No, that's that's a Well, you just aren't big-brained like a movie Bob is if you had a Brain that could make the castle run in 4.2 parsecs like you can't those eyes Just looking at this picture is really making me want to shave Fairly often because you know, I want to look good People can pull off beard drags some people can yeah, he makes me want to pull out my beard I Get not liking it But this idea that it doesn't fit with the franchise or it doesn't make sense in the narrative Yeah, that's a lot harder to justify in my opinion. However, that having your own knowledge I do think there's another level of resentment and rejection spinning out of this That's coming more from a place of misreading what people think the story is saying in the film You see a lot of the readings of music story before and against the last Jedi frame the film is a kind of anti-nostalgia or Oh Why would so many people think that why would so many people think that right?   I don't know It is yeah, I Think this guy. I think he's one of the people who is going to like Star Wars no matter what and He will attempt to justify it in whatever way he pops also. Yeah, I am sorry about these pauses But he chose to put this on his video. Okay, like what am I supposed to do? Mainly based around Kylo Ren's monologue killing the past for good or ill the new trilogy is all in on the idea of its story As a meta narrative about the new disney owned Lucas film inheriting Star Wars legacy and what is it? It's very clever you see metanarrative It's it's That's Bob for you. It's really tough to decipher like a point and then respond to it This is the guy by the way that Patrick Willems said is like the only traditional reviewer on YouTube Or one of them.  I wanted to make that clear he makes fantastic content. Mm-hmm help out my channel He helped build e-fab much much like how Star Wars the last Jedi kickstarted so many careers with how fucking terrible Thank You Patrick Thank You Patrick if you weren't so terrible then some of us might not be where we are today You did humanity a good Jedi's overall arc seems to be very much about setting up the starting point of a major status quo shake-up That's definitely what the final shot the kid is about and it feels like the logical place Disney would want to take the brand long term It just freeze, but that's where we already were we were at that point. Why did you stop there? Why well, I can't I can't see anything disturbing. I just see a ring. It's fine. Yeah, it's just a ring Well, I don't what do you see?  Oh, yeah, skip to my cowl. Okay. Let's droid back Get everyone to 131 to take the brand long term. It just frees up a lot of possibilities.  I mean Luke himself says like the Jedi always sucked or whatever and His logic in the film is so bad You know, it's terrible that The Jedi allowed Darth Sidious to rise so we should never let the Jedi be a thing again They let it Seems like it's still with having him around. I don't know. That's just my opinion It's my idea that something doesn't have a perfect record. So we should just get rid of it I don't know feels like that's a really dumb thing to say Luke, but the bad guys are in power It's like, yeah, well the good guys allowed the bad guys to exist. So So maybe we should just let I guess the bad guys won fair and square if we kill all the good guys There won't be any bad guys because they're already bad in comparison to good people You know what Alderaan, you know what I call Alderaan a decent start.  Well You have to break a few eggs to make an arm with Jerry I'm the new characters as being superior and I don't Actually see that at all. In fact, I'd argue that the entire ray Deliberate earnest and sincere love letter to the idea of fandom and Star Wars fans in particular That's why the fandom loved it so much. That's why it just really resonated with fans Yeah, how could you it's a weird point to make it's like we're celebrating fandom and somehow half the fans hate us I don't know what happened We all good. Okay, then. Let's talk about Ray from nowhere for a minute Firstly, just so we're all on the same page.  Stop it.  Why is it? Why is it patron of movie Bob one? Because film Robert beat I Did what's with the really awful frame the gold foil the random lights different color like you don't need any of this No, you need all of it and more molly.   Oh No, I know.   Oh, he is a huge.  I haven't done a live stream in like two weeks I don't do one I'm finished. I was on metal stream the other day. I guess that's three into no one knows. That's that's deep door. That's like Videos are being worked on I assure you just because they're not released doesn't mean I'm not working on Well, unless I'm streaming because then you'll know that I'm not working on just so we're all on the same page Thanks for showing us that face again It's the problem is very much about Kathleen Kennedy's incarnation of Lucasfilm inheriting and trying to carry forward Star Wars as a preeminent modern pop mythology in the western Consciousness in terms of characters and on-screen action that story has mainly been told through the non Jedi and or force using Characters hence the first order in the resistance both being relatively new power structures What about the original series The original series was there was only like three Jedi in that one It was he died you know respond to movie Bob points because it's like it all blooms And like I'm he he's has so much unnecessary language all of his languages. There's a run-on sentences. They're like what what?  It's just sprinkles. You're sprinkling everything on top these extra things You really got to like focus with your eyes and ears, right? Really get I already forgot what he said exactly pop mythology in the western consciousness In terms of characters and on-screen action that story has mainly been told through the non Jedi and or force using Characters hence the first order in the resistance both being relatively new power structures Both trying to maintain and expand the legacies of the empire and the rebellion respectively But it's also telling an adjacent meta narrative about star wars fans experience with Telling an adjacent meta narrative about star wars fans. It's obvious It's an adjacent meta narrative. It feels like okay. So a movie Bob video is like Christmas lights You're like right.  He said meta narrative was adjacent to the star wars fan base What are you making that guys?  Oh, yeah, that's right It's so weird that you'll have Patrick Williams say that which is in huge direct opposition to this which is the Just the opposite. It's Patrick Williams think it's so mundane and empty.  It's been children Child are red Child are and I like all the round Carrying out that same legacy just as Luke Vader Obi-Wan and the emperor and Yoda all had their own private Jedi versus Sith story playing out within but very much apart from the bigger scale military Conflicts that the non-force users were engaged in in the original trilogy Here the star wars fandom metaphors are all contained within the storyline that jointly encapsulates Rey and Kylo Ren To put it bluntly the two of them are both in-universe Metaphorical stand-ins for star wars fans. What?  Why all those other words? Because how could you have understood any of that without the other words?   Yeah, I was gonna say that sounds like the kind of thing a meta narrative adjacent to a gay taiwan lannister would say This is why you have you this is why you're not film Robert How many how many youtube reviews have you made bell zero?  I bet none Well, who's the winner now?  We did it though. We we go through three minutes So we there's a point there. I heard that point Oh, there's a it's not a point so much as an assertion. That's just This is like anti e-fap content like we can't even pause it because we have nothing to pause for He's done it.  Yeah, but you'll sound Dumber you need to sound super smart People don't let us say what you're saying.  It's not about getting a point across It's about appearing to be intelligent. Mm-hmm.  You cannot insult him Cinema roberto, that's very that's very big rain. I don't know. I'm not smart. Therefore. I am Kylo Ren goes around in a vader style voice changing helmet that he doesn't need to wear for any reason he likes vader No, no, it's because he's a fan boy Oh, okay. See the met. Do you understand the meta narrative there ranks? It's like this this this compares in between see kylo likes vader and guess what star wars fans like vader, so there It's cosplay guys It's not an actual real idealization of something in what they accomplished in their ideology I Bore he's not really a Seth. He just chooses to dress up like one vader head armor kylo ren has a costume He is literally He weren't his retarded border go Darth Vader cosplayer that's the best thing I've ever heard in my life It kind of is I guess Yeah, sure fine go with it even though it doesn't look anything like Darth Vader, but okay Darth Vader cosplayer Yeah, I guess Seen for this now and why was there no maybe that's gonna be part of his point though that that he's Truly not vader.  Yeah He's part of the toxic brood Oh, this is definitely brood Attitude That's okay. We make the bop a little bigger. I think that's a small the what? The in bob we trust. Oh, but I'm right. I think it should just the whole thing should close in like it. Yeah, all sides Just be fair The more we see of in bob we trust the less we see of bob Fair enough don't don't tempt don't tempt you. You'll look An entire movement that's basically made up of bad fanboys. That's why the forced orders.   Seriously. That's our new villain So instead of the designers not knowing that what they were doing It's a deliberate attempt. Yes, so mommy vivid cosplayers and fanboys. You don't know what they're doing I love the idea. That's what he's reading into it.  Like I thought it was kind of cool.  They're like, this is realistic It's like does it really just says why would you do that? There's a crosscard is a bed for that Let the movie come out. It was like now it's just event because he he's not like a real Jedi He does use it to uh to to hit thin as well. It's practical in a way I assume.  I wouldn't want to touch it. It looks red. Like the bit up top I agree. That's it.  How is this the same? Where do you like Just because you say that's what it is that doesn't mean that's what it is Similarity means that they're literally the same thing But the similarity is they have lightsabers and have cloaks. Is that really it? All right. Yeah, this is the same And why are they doing it and what message they're trying to convey? Same thing Darth Head Now meanwhile rey is cut from some of the same cloth She knows all about the force powers and lightsabers. It's kind of weird Wait, does she know isn't the whole thing doesn't know doesn't know She doesn't know anything actually She's like She didn't know who Han Solo was when she first saw him Oh, wait. Well, she knew she knew him as a smuggler. She had no idea.  Charles Darwin. You mean the I don't even know as the ones well written Sir Davos once said if you're a famous smuggler, you're doing it wrong That's a very good point actually We will never know who the greatest ninja was The falcon because she's a fan girl for star wars. That explains why she knows nothing about it That's a fan girl for star wars.  It's like what no, that's what Fan girls do they they say everything doesn't actually is a thing Yeah, I think sense if you don't think about it like she is aware of she is aware of the legends of the jedi and wants to Like fan size about being one that means she's a fan girl She knows nothing about the force The reaching in this video Unprecedented Please let this be the case.  I'm a fan boy, but I didn't know this.  Don't know. That's the thing. It hasn't even been that long. Why would finby surprise his whole faction of based on destroying the jedi?  They're real. It's like what do you think snook is? This is like a crusader saying wait god, what's god? Oh Functional but sentimental nostalgia helmet of her own she has a little star wars doll Which is now something of a repeating motif in the new trilogy and we first meet her living in the remains of a That's an interesting motif usage, but all right A motif of dolls there's a motif of dolls. Yeah, no if a doll pops up multiple times. It's a motif But when are they multiple dolls? No, it's it's like the same doll, but But we're gonna see that one once when are there other dolls i'm outraged um Listen, it's we have this the motif of this video is that you don't actually need evidence of something for it to be true Well, yeah, she lives in a town at at so she's a big star wars fangirl I mean, okay. I should rephrase that technically things can be true without having discovered evidence for it It's just you can make claims and feel they're justified even without being presented heavy any evidence of it Oh, yeah, there are dolls at the end. The point is that you can make shit up There are ones at the end of the lost Jedi that the kids are playing with and Yeah, I mean they love the that's still action that allowed them to two instances. It's not even a pattern No, it's a motif It's like and Beethoven's opening Our new heroine who is herself either the last Jedi or the first of whatever the new permutation of good force users That's literally nothing else. She could be but okay Thank you for something that I'm going to grow out of all this will be called is an adult woman Who essentially still sleeps in a star wars bed?  Why do people find it so controversial? Is it literally just because it's like Email specific and then the you could but you can still they hate the idea of star wars not being good Well, I mean, hello, I think hello Greta was the one who tried to argue that being a merry su isn't even a bad thing Yeah, it's a It changes people the last Jedi changes people Yeah, it's like it's kind of like an infection Where it just makes you disregard everything that you once, you know held to be true or accepted Like merry su characters are terrible and then the last Jedi comes out and all of a sudden Is it even bad if someone's a merry su? Is it even bad if nothing makes sense? Not really not really You need sense Sense is racist because star wars can both simultaneously be A love letter this or symbolic this with metanarratives about this and So simultaneously a movie about space wizards meant for children. It can be both of those things at once Do you think he's gonna argue that uh, she can't be a merry su because she grew up amongst All their stuff from the former empire I don't know how that would Oh, yeah, how that would I feel like he's gonna try to tie that in this is like This is like like a like saying someone's a warhammer fanboy and they don't know what a space marina You know It's like one of those most basic kind of things that you learned about something that you're supposedly a fan of But right you're not considering the metanarrative Damn right.  It's just like just raise a big fangirl star wars That's why she lives in a star wars band As you need it to be at any time And then you have to wander halfway through them explaining all of it. You're like, why are we doing that? What are you? Where's this going?  Because he probably is have you seen him? Lard personified lard personified Shitty misreading that when mary sue meant anything as genre criticism it described obvious self and certain characters who were Didn't mean anything What no the one thing never meant anything The one thing that's partially getting dropped as time goes on is the self insert part of it because People now are more especially thanks to ray. They're more using mary sue to mean a character that Basically goes through no struggles can achieve everything and everything and is loved by everybody Which are attributes that are essentially fucking amazing to have in terms of your abilities as a character Because if everyone loves you and you can do everything and you never get hurt You're probably gonna be fine But yes, some people will be like none of that's relevant if it's not a self insert for the author in this case ryan johnson slash jj And so people try and use that as a counter and it's like that's Not that doesn't really counter the important part like who cares if it's a self insert or not at this point We're trying to highlight that she's perfect Yeah, it doesn't have to be a self insert. They just have to care like it They have to be that attached to the character that they just give them a free pass That also still doesn't mean that Like like even if people were saying She's a self insert and they were wrong. So it doesn't change the other criticisms Hmm, like don't get too hassled over whether or not she's A mary sue by definition of how the word was used initially or whatever.  Love by everybody and can't fail anything when she's your protagonist in a film that's controlled by drama Disney Well, yeah I'm incompetent with no explanation.  They need to being an amazing force user slash pilot slash the cat There are explanations for the other things. I don't know just the force part like Yeah, I guess I guess CJ was right by the way Yeah, that's where I felt he was going with this because there's no other way he's he can tie this in So bad. Yeah And also the amazingness of her skill set is way overstated She's basically so far done the most obvious version of the jedi mind trick once implicitly by reputation She did it without even knowing anything about it. She just did it It's the most bizarre scene ever because she has the information that we have We're like, oh, yeah, she used that even though she knows how to do that.  Oh god, yeah Oh, right training. He was trained by luke skywalker Remember how ray like Boots down three stormtroopers as well with a pistol. She's never used to blast. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, I thought you were talking to the other thing.  Bitch.  No That's like slapping on a vcr and thinking you created a dvd player.  Because she she she gets all those parts from the 8080. But yeah, but she doesn't build them. But why She just gets her but she just pulls parts off because she doesn't even have to know what they are She just has to know when I bring this in it is this value when I bring this thing in it is this value Kylo Ren taught by luke and snoke for many many years defeated by ray twice who's had no training Why Does he think that the american pickers could just like build a jukebox? She knew the jedi were real. Oh god. Damn it The most obvious version of the jedi mind trick once implicitly by rex.  He's been doing this his whole life It's been terrorizing multiple people.  Thank you.  He was like, okay, so he's wounded.  What about ism this doesn't even matter Yeah, so he's saying because luke was able to fly an x-wing so well when all he had flown was a different ship in his home planet It's fine that ray Was able to have no training with the force or lightsabers and dominate with both I thought it was established in uh, and you hope that the controls are very similar And if you because he because he used to drive a speeder, right? Yeah, this is the thing. It's tough to relate it exactly like is it the difference between let's say Um, I don't know rags you drive a car, right? Yeah, would you be able to like drive drive a van with ease? Yeah, absolutely. What about a big old 18 wheeler just just to save you time my first job was a valet I have driven more cars than 99 of the audience have Ferraris phantoms and everything is the cheapest shittiest cars to phantoms and everything in between manuals and Maddox and Oh man, I have driven every car literally ever made Yeah, so so what I'm suggesting here is that um the difference between the the thing that luke was flying versus the x-wing We don't actually know What the realistic difference between that those are like comparable to real life ray Was using a stick and somehow that means she's great with a lightsaber And it's like I don't like if we just got shad on he could explain how that's not a car You could pretty much get any car and be reasonably quite proficient with it because the controls are pretty much universal and they're designed to be It makes sense to me that in a star wars universe There would be some kind of standardization Between ships in the way that we do with cars because there's literally no downside to that and it makes people want to drive Your vehicle because it removes the learning curve also luke couldn't pilot anything Because he doesn't fly the falcon at any point does he? He's in I don't think he shoots the last few parts at one point like ray just straight up just flies it and she says She's never flown the ship before right or is that is that was that the case I can't remember I need to remember my force awakens now. She's I don't think she's ever flown before Anything she she said she's like practice. Did she say she's never flown the falcon before?  Fuck. No.   No, no, it's real Since when just being a star was found when you good at star wars stuff. How does it even translate at all?   I saw it on tv.  I would survive a zombie apocalypse Second half is like, oh man. I like to go to walmart, but it's not open Trying to eat. It's trying to eat me.  I'd make a great navy seal. Where's my where's my fresh water? Oh, no I wouldn't be a problem. That's not a merry suit. That's Gwen.    Hey Fucking fan It's the guy this is the if she was a fan and an actual fan was next to her.    Yeah, and our issue is that it's out of character not that Why does it so it matches up with this weird meta narrative that makes no sense therefore? It's good okay I guess that's more I guess that is more important and is weighed more heavily than all of the Information presented in the films and all the films that came before it The match the meta narrative takes precedence. Yeah, gotcha.   Yes, and she's like, yeah, sure. I don't know fine That's it It's a lot more pretentious than that obviously he's like there is life. There is death. There is violence.  Oh, no, that was pedo island. Why it's it's Skellige Island in real life. Why do I remember that? Don't remember the actual island name of the film. I'm a bad dude Oh, you're not talking about Skellige. No I went for chat to help me out here. Um arc two. That's that's it. I guess It sounds like a sneeze the him teaching here Like that's culturally insensitive like his goal was to essentially teach her that The Jedi is not something that's worth rebooting if you will When her whole reason to be there is that hey this horrible army of people are about to wipe out like innocent and good life on The universe. Can you help? So like his goal Isn't even relevant. It's like can you stop wasting time like yeah, okay fine fine Jedi suck fine fine fine But they're still better than the Sith so let's go It's like no, I have to tell you about yeah, didn't they protect the galaxy for thousands and thousands and thousands of years Who cares they allowed Sidious to rise rags that makes them the bad guys I'll take a thousand years of awesome if eventually at the end there might be some bad Yeah, no me too.  It's elitist. It's based on old dried up myths that aren't compatible anymore stuff. It's been So writers wrong myths that are incompatible. So it was Luke writer. I So I'm confused with so does he think Luke was right or wrong here. I'm getting mixed signals Uh, I think he's I think he's saying that Luke was wrong and he's going to be proven wrong So I think he's saying that Luke's putting forward these arguments that are meant to be criticisms of star wars The concepts it's using itself and then ray comes along and disproves him and proves that these concepts still have some relevance Uh Because it makes sense that ray should be the one to explain that to him. Well, she is the star wars fan Oh As we know from her many references to things that she enjoys about the star wars universe Been leveled against what is this franchise forever Basically, you heard it all before all capped off with the idea that all the bad stuff about the jedi The star wars franchise and his failure to recognize it is responsible for the existence of kylo renon the first order aka shitty star So like I guess if there was no star wars, there would be no fans that you don't approve Bob is he's like luke skywalkers responsible for Bad fans This uh, this is the film fanboys You want to take your shirt off?  That's why it commits so hard to old man luke. Of course. That's just so weird Oh Like Why did he get there bob? Why did he get to that position?  Pointing asshole about the whole thing So we understand in no uncertain terms that when she argues back at him that despite his disillusionment with his Reputation the legacy of star wars the legend of luke skywalker is an important thing that matters to people Is still needed and can still do good in the universe She metaphorically representing star wars fans is right and he's wrong I wouldn't even say that that's what we see happen in the film. Yoda's the one that convinces luke to uh Yeah, it wasn't her wasn't here She ain't the one who did it.   I guess When when the true star wars fan is a green alien puppet man ghost Oh, that was the true star wars. That was the star wars we needed all along That makes sense Again There's some necessary gray area to it, of course the new trilogy does at least thus far seem to agree that the jedi Need to evolve in order to endure even as it maintains that ray. How do they need to evolve though? Like do they ever actually explain how they need to evolve and it was their choice to essentially slash them Like over this time we could have had a whole bunch of new jedi But no we just apparently it's just luke and his all of his students died because kylo killed the ball Because kylo kylo totally wasn't evil up until luke's shocked him in bed And that's what made kylo decide to kill all the other students.  It's like, oh, yeah, I could see I could see how that could Lead you down a bad path but Killing a bunch of other innocent people the same night I think you were already a bad guy Yeah, I think you already had some uh, you already had some issues there Just like send a gloss over that somewhere But it needing to endure in the first place Hence why luke doesn't fully get that he's in the wrong about any of this until he gets a talking to from yoda And while we're at it why it makes oh so so the thing you said earlier isn't true at all then I guess the way he reconciles it is ray planted the seed and yoda convinced him that it was a good So what's the meta narrative of Yeah, what's the yoda represent what's his adjacent meta narrative equivalent I hate it when they talk like this It's just like can you get use of fish past all the nods said to actually use real words Sense for yoda to destroy the altar, but only symbolically because ray already only symbolically destroy again. What do you mean?  It's like he's gone. It was luke.   Imagine being luke having to explain that to the fish nuns A ghost puppet alien Bear with me until the end. So I'm walking around. I'm gonna burn down the temple, right? I was I didn't though why bear with me, but then yoda shows up in ghost form and I'm like, whoa What's going on here?  I ain't getting any more fish nun poontang. I'll tell you that you got to explain Because why why must you do that when we're we're responding to booby-bob of all people His lack of ears is quite disconcerting. Yes. That's something that's been bugging me. What is it about the way?  Vox is said who's gonna milk the tit monster I guess he's gonna swell up and explode That's the ticking clock of the island they gotta figure out to do it before he blows Before it blows up the island Because of course she did she's a star wars fan if people supposedly in charge of the franchise say It's done now and she disagrees. She'll take it up on her own And then like any fanfic writer worth her salt her first alternate approach involves trying to find the good and a sensitive bad boy Everyone oh, what what now? Hmm. What was that? And anyone for some reason it's not letting me drag past like three seconds. I'm that's like my limit on watch The others anyone else got that right now Uh, wait, what can any of you drag it to the like go for a 740? Uh Sure, there you go. Let me do it That's seven. Wait. No, it's good one back three. I just tried to get to 740. Yep. There we go Okay, first alternate approach involves trying to find the good and a sensitive bad boy Everyone has to start somewhere He's not like anybody. I've so ray is trying to find the good and a sensitive bad boy Apparently that's something a fangirl of star wars does I don't I don't know Do you see how this is this is sickle slot square peg sort of situation here?    She's like super pissed at him for killing Or some reason her father figure But then she's also just like yeah I kind of I kind of actually have a crush on him now.   Why don't you wow? Oh, well, wait a second. How come it's never you that has to leave moller Good question Guess we'll find out one day why that is but it won't be today.  This is a this is a full house now.  I just hope his internet kicks in Saturday night Saturday night Saturday night Oh, yes, rigby. Oh, yes, that doesn't answer the phone actually actually it's saturday morning Um It's right. I was singing a song. So what you've just said is offensive Oh, man, you're objectively wrong. So you're subjectively wrong Got him Hello, hello testing. Hello. So you don't like movie bob. Is that what you're suggesting? How dare of you? He is my favorite So what are we talking about? So what postmodernist buzzword are we going for now? I just said ludonarrative that's one.  Uh, I've been dipping in and out. It's just the it's your typical Deconstructionist. No, no, no, no. I I felt it was this way. So let me As you said square peg round hole. Well, you're not you're not letting him have his opinion to you.  You're not letting him have his truth But then aren't I also entitled to have my own truth and my own opinion.  You're not only a white male. You're an old man.  So does that chance allow? I think I was gonna say we have we have a female guest and you said something so horrific and she's been so so very civil and non What is it lady? On the a-fap? Yes Panic. There's a woman Oh, yeah, I guess it's just that's I just where she was so Connected here. I never feel the need I guess So cj and voxs the the doggo and the puppeteau This is metal and jay longbone Metal jay longbone. This is cj and voxs. I don't know who out of you guys have met before or not But now you have for sure. Hallor manheimer Hola Hello, uh, um, it's very nice. This lady is It's no longer a sausage fest All right, come on focus. Did you take your did you take your pills today old man? I took too many Time is it oh Jesus It's all dry. Would you like to to mention that you're single? I don't know who it is Um, well considering uh cj confessed today. He's about to become a wizard Then again, he does want his powers, doesn't he so you want to hold on to the thing?  Am I right?  Ah, that's racist Let me guess he was a black magician.  I like it because I'm full of self-loathing Oh, yeah, so there's a video, um, yeah, yeah, sorry completely derailed things I in charge eventually does come around to her view of things anyway Specifically that he and the jedi and star wars are valuable for the good they can inspire in fans like her That's why the astral projection twist for the big final battle is such a genius. Yes. Yes all genius Yeah, it was a genius Oh, do you think I've ever Nothing really You mean the complete ass pool didn't um, was it escape from new york? Have the similar ending not escape from new york The other one Where oh the twist is oh, it's yeah, isn't that the one where the twist is? Oh, it's a hologram Yeah, I remember people highlighting that it was essentially a rip But I mean there's probably a lot of films that have a lot of similarities here and there I would just rather say yeah, it's just bad. Even if it's a bad clone. It's bad It was a twist for having a say at the twist, wasn't it?  It was a good gag.  You thought was like meaningful Oh This is probably why it's no fool through the beard Also because kylo ren getting humiliated will never stop being fun to watch But mainly because it allows loop to not simply it wasn't fun the first time. No It it certainly didn't get better. I don't know if we should associate the word fun with the last Jedi. I feel like that's Yeah, you know, it's a bit much Credits were fun. Oh, yeah One last rescue but to actually make the legendary version of himself the invincible all-powerful But he didn't rescue him rated.  Oh, he just projected himself there and like doing it gave him a heart attack. So Yeah, he just distracted him for a moment with a hologram It's like he was never actually in any danger Yeah, no, and he thought he would survive it like sneak out But then he just keeled over because it's too much for his old with this Old it was embarrassing.  Oh, how are It was a good gag.  I think that counts. Well the meta narrative says otherwise.  Anyway, like 30 years is actually really not that long in terms of the galaxy had been saved like I can't imagine the it wasn't fresh on people's memories. Like Jesus Christ We're only 30 years into our new galactic republic, you know I don't like how it was America right now. How was America 30 years after their independence? So like 30 years ago was 1989 So we what did we talk about at the beginning of the stream robo cop came out 1987 Imagine if nobody knew that robo cop existed Yeah, and there was simultaneously a huge fad of it And that was a movie on a part of a planet that most people haven't seen We're talking about massive galactic civil war that destroyed the most powerful force of evil the galaxy had ever known And people are just like, I don't know.  I don't know what happened. Oh, it's just a meme. I don't know It'd be kind of like like people not thinking the Soviet Union was Yeah What do you mean the Berlin wall actually came down? Yeah, I just saw it in chess like berlin wall. I don't know anything about that What happened in 1989? um Berlin wall came down in 1989 Spot on yeah, that's a good job. That's crazy.  Very cool.  Why did you why since when was nobody looking up to them anymore?  It's like, oh, what a great story the most popular movie in 1989 was who framed roger rabbit I know that one. I mean, is that a real movie? And the most popular television show. Oh, no the cosby show I You want something to drink boy? No No Because that's the payoff for making this the central theme of luke and ray's story It's not just luke skywalker the man who saves the day. It's the bigger and more powerful I didn't say anything though of luke skywalker as he existed for ray and in the wire But they didn't say anything.  This just doesn't exist in the movie Yeah If he saved the day, we shouldn't have another film afterwards. That's it And instead the empire like at the height of power and the rebels are literally like a dwindling force on one ship like help And that's not gonna motivate people because people are gonna say where's luke skywalker? Oh, he's dead.  They have I even though they apparently never want to ever use it like thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of troops and ships and like I get it. Okay. Like I get it that's maybe something you could interpret. It's like luke I know you're doing your cool guy walk And and and everyone's apparently letting him do it. But wouldn't you be like, hey, whoa luke luke before you go Where did you come in dude?  Where did you come in? Which was it that door? How did you get here? Where's the parking lot? Where's your ship? Can we use that? And so you're like, okay fine. No, they could they didn't have time.   Yeah, it's also stupid I remember ray only got there because for some reason when she did a big force battle with kylo He got knocked out and she didn't Convenient that and she stole snokes personal escape ship that just happened to be there like Oh, this film's badly written. It hurts. It's just there for the taken. You just if you it's it's it's uh, listen The first order as we all know operate the trust system damn it Trial imagination both in the star wars universe and in our own from where i'm sitting That is the main thematic takeaway from the philosophical side of the story the magic takeaway from the philosophical element of the metanarrative Jesus christ bob See to me it's it's when they've ran out of sounding meaningful with like regular words Like fuck. We gotta use some tism words. Otherwise people might think we're a fraud It was scander farious Ancient egyptian hebrew philosophers would often contemplative writings in scripture These ancient dealings in iolistic philanthropy And then he just like throws like pie in there randomly and you're like Yeah, wouldn't it be funny if had like a stroke halfway through as I pontificate about the villager for gourmet words good Story in the last jedi a metanarrative that says to star wars fans your devotion to this is a good thing You are right about that message did not translate to many I just like that.  There was a good character.   Wow What's that?  But not No, he's no Like let's do the star wars picture guys.     It's bizarre You cut the film's like open five seconds is broken He establishes himself as real estate values will plummet. We'll let him win in the long run And the Jedi sees his error and is redeemed the fangirl who argued him out of his funk and then it wasn't that was Yoda Is the I'm taking Yoda's victory away.  I gotta get this shit on the road It was the puppet and not our puppet the green puppet That's his redeemer and by proxy the co-savior of the resistance the star I've never actually asked Voxus. How do you feel about puppet representation through Yoda?    Can you not intervene? Can you not like you could help the resistance you just Target Your target, uh, look for some emo kid.  And uh, if you want you can burn the books some more We'll go to as many book burnings as you like.  We'll do it all. Um, but yeah, do me a solid, would you?  Why isn't go? Oh, you like Vader?  That'd be an interesting twist. I'd like that Never meet your heroes as they say Watching an emo fan boy of Vader break down and go.  Well, I'm gonna do I think I'll throw myself from a lightsaber. Now that would have been a good ending I would have loved to have seen that I like the idea that He's just he's just like you could easily win the whole war for them But they're like, you know, just electrocute those ships. He's like, no, you have to win yourselves. It's like, okay No, yeah, I get it. I do like it's a fair Trying to teach us stuff like it's great. It really is but People are dying dude Like the fate of the universe is potentially You know in the balance here, uh, we'll tell you what you do this. We'll come by for summer school We'll make it all up to you but for now Maybe save the universe first. Oh, this is a great lesson for you. It's like, you know, there's 20 of us left They used to be hundreds thousands. Yeah, like we're actually fucked. I get it. It's funny. Ha ha, but seriously now yo No, you guys need to learn But then when Luke dies can't he do that? Is that is that something's gonna happen in the next film? He shows up and goes, oh, yeah, I learned this trick from Yoda. I can zap people from beyond the grave. Uh, check it out Uh, it opens up just this whole can of worms These mystical force powers in the new star wars films.   Oh, you can make holograms Yeah Anything is possible. I really I think I think I would not be surprised if ray in the next film physically flies Or time travel some people have said time travel might be on the cards.   I think they're trying to scramble for that Um, they've got that mandalorian tv series part of their streaming service. So they're going to try and Get people in on that save face. Um, what else has happened to disney?  Yeah, wait, what what did I mean? Well, the funny thing is I didn't even know how to season two Yeah, it was the show that like a whole bunch of people criticized for it's like poor animation and like it's tone Oh resistance It's over It was like I remember it was like it's for kids and it it aired like at nine p.m on a sunday Which is prime time for To watch not that they would even if they could It's terrible. It's like a house of cards because you've got that Have you heard the stories coming out about the galaxy? Uh resort park. Oh galaxy's edge.  Uh, so they've got a streaming service they've got this the next one rise of the skywalker which comes at the end of the year and that's One trailer one teaser trailer the promotional stuff I mean, we're bound to see more as it gets close to the date But I'm not feeling the hype for this. I mean you look at something like a end game which came out this year Well, we almost took that and still talks about it. Luke skywalker rise of the skywalker, whatever No one's going here. I'm really looking forward to that I don't think it'll flop.  Yeah Because people talk about superhero fatigue. That's like, uh, oh, it's it's did you see um Red light media covering the boys rags Um, I haven't watched it because I'm worried about potential spoilers. Yeah, no, that's it's a good show But um, it's funny because jay talks about how like He wants to recommend this show and he loves the show even though he said he's like off the superhero trade Apparently he's just still on it.   So apparently not It depends. Uh, I think I think marvel is at that stage where they can take the hits because they've had so much success And the franchise is enormous now Yeah It's almost like they have a lot of room to experiment and really see if what you know, they can prospect for that next gold mine Yeah, a lot of people like such a that they've like such a big following now that they can do like A lot of lots of lots of fuckery before anything like and they've earned it. That's the thing when it comes to marvel They've largely they've they've really earned Yeah to clarify so many people are down for it in fairness. It is spider-man. That's true um and phase four isn't looking great, uh as A projection.  But hey, we'll see what happens. I guess Mm-hmm. But um, yeah, no, um, you know everything rises and falls eventually But I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen with star was like after episode nine, which is gonna be a disaster I think we're all very much at peace with that It's it's like it's like watching it's like you've seen the car crash But you're just revisiting it just just to see if there are any survivors and you can identify Yeah, I want to watch the fireman and the paramedics pull out the mangled corpses from the wreckage No, I mean well I think tf tfa was tfa was the car crash.   It's someone coming back and go Uh, you you like the way your husband looked, didn't you? Yeah, he's still the same. It's just um He's just missing an ear. He looks the same in the dark You thought the they Fucked up his face. But what they actually did was take his face and put it on a different person Like horribly glue it and staple it on No, no one will know It's a nightmare when he talks just don't worry about it. You'll be long gone by then Just get it over with. But yeah, lots of bad calls by disney. Uh, I think I think uh, cynic snacks Put it quite well. There are more bad star wars films than there are good at this point, aren't there? I think we can probably agree. I mean some people can defend the prequels and like them But even that you add up all the the spin-offs And the christmas special as well. We can't ignore that If that if that counts too, I mean it depends on which ones are counted as good and bad because a lot of people are Iffy on what revenge of the sith counts as and return to the jedi because You know, I love returning the jedi, but it's got some tizmy writing in it It's just the by comparison to the sequels all of them are good so But yeah, the in terms of eras if you look at it as ot prequels and disney disney is now the biggest of the three eras They have a controlling stock in what is star wars We did it Yeah, I mean a lot of people are like well, that doesn't count because the ot and the prequels are the george era and it's like who sees the prequels and the ot is one continuous era though They're very distinctively different in terms of production. That's all I mean like of course in continuity They are but if we're gonna go by continuity Then the disney ones count as well That's the wonderful world. We're in Anyway, we were watching a movie bar video remember that No, I I don't want to The star wars universe is thus preserved and reaffirmed by the consumerism Yeah, we get it Oh I suddenly want to buy a fox for I want to buy a tesla and then tell my audience I didn't Don't question just consume Jesus christ, why is this so warped Because he's going so slow I'm not really sure how that could be more the opposite of Trashing or diminishing classic star wars Our main heroine is our main heroine because she's driven by reverence for I wish I wish there was something in the film that explained why she's actually here So it would be so cool to know what actually drives it what motivates her to do good Yeah, I was gonna say Motivation to get off the planet in the first films. I just want to get off. I just don't want to be Because there's a moment where she sees an old lady cleaning rust and the The implication there is that's my future I'm going to be stuck on this rock an old lady sand in my vagina cleaning bits of metal the rest of my days I want about the sand gives it she gets off rip All right, indeed indeed, but she doesn't want that and she gets off that but that's the problem Her thing was to get off the planet. She gets off the planet and then suddenly We're gone. That was my motivation. Now. I need new motivation. Uh, here's a lightsaber. It might mean something.   Oh, you're han. She knows about luke as well, but she thinks he's a myth. Is that how it goes? Yeah, after after everything that's happened everyone's it's it it's the world building that jg set up It hasn't really been fleshed out and is very confusing. So after A giant planet which destroyed old run is destroyed now that never happened 30 years ago. That's that's a myth That's a legend.   She just goes. Yeah, I'll go find luke You're like, but what what? Like imagine lay it was like, well, you find luke. She's like, no, I'm going back to jaku.   I didn't like that But you're they're entitled the opinion you're entitled to yours and your taste but I think for some of these people it's almost like emperor's new clothes. No, no, it's it's not it's not a bad movie It's a it's a beautiful robe. You can't see me naked. You can't see my deck hanging. What if they said to you? It's okay to dislike a good movie Ah And that's perfectly within reason But but the problem is is when you you do force people to look at it through the the objective standards And you know, you can you can acknowledge a film for its faults and like it But some of these just just You know, can't see the forest for the trees.  Where's my the source? Uh ludo narrative. Yes, uh It's oh, I want to sound smart. I don't want to be called out for having bad taste in films A lot of this is ego some people need to put the ego to a side and the pseudo intellectual bollocks You go, yeah, you know what it wasn't that great I'd be interested to see what people's opinions change when rise of the skywalker comes out to see if people change They too when they have that coming next to it and they go actually yeah, that that one was was bad But this one redeemed it in the end. I think there will be some Up as new star wars apologists who will go for that angle Once the next film comes out They'll they'll go Actually, yeah, I'm actually on the I hate the last Jedi bandwagon But but it's okay because there's now this film and and that It's and then they'll throw in some pseudo intellectual bollocks to say how it's how it everything's interconnected intertwined That's gonna be really interesting to see um if the people who love tlj are gonna like episode nine like what's gonna happen Because it's just gonna be a whole new slew of reviews from all the different people We know like I wonder if you know quintin reviews at night everything if they'll love episode nine what if What if chris duckman gives it a bad review, you know Jesus What if there is time travel?  He's like he like undoes the undoing He's like no No, like you didn't time travel we time travel to prevent you from time traveling to make it so that the tlj did happen 100 percent Because it always seemed to me that Like jj made his tfa and then rye was like I get to make the next one like sad castles and he built his on top of jj's I have to kicking it down and then jj was like, okay, okay I'll make my next one. I get the final sale this trilogy.   I'm directing that's very good. Look.  I want to ruin star wars. No, I want to ruin star You can both ruin star wars.  Oh mom, it's not the same You have a ruin star wars at home. You don't play with that one anymore, right? Some people are saying in chat that the rebel series that got cancelled did have time travel in it No way I guess it's not off the cards for that to happen other people have speculated there might be time travel because john williams has said Then the next film is going to have every piece of star wars music that's ever been made That may not mean time travel, but it could be If rays going back in time you could have jewel of the fates and things like that playing to go Hey, remember this bit remember this bit. I'm surprised they haven't used. Well, they did use it very Uh subtly when they had dathmore and solo But I was like, why wouldn't they have just used that song full on by now?  Is it like a machine? I don't know. I don't know yet Oh my god.  Somebody rescue somebody from Darth Vader essentially using time travel I don't want to travel gonna make everything even worse Oh, no It's gonna be time travel, isn't there? It's gonna be time. I thought it'd be impossible. I'm I'm still in team.   That's what yeah, that's what everyone's thinking about Oh, yeah, does does the word meta narrative come into anyone's heads when watching star wars? Like what's the percentage? I'm curious if it goes above one It starts with a zero then a point and then another zero Maybe another zero than a two Do you think he's that guy like you go to see the film with a group of friends and he comes out I was like guys. Did you catch the meta narrative? Like um No, that was shit Bob can we just talk about the actual movie and he's like no Better narrative Can we talk about the things that happened on the screen? No, no, we can't do that. No I will find a way to make this good. I swear. I will find a way He's the type of person who nudges you go. Did you get that? Did you get that meta narrative over there? What the? The the the farting monster. Yes. Yes represents capitalism Yeah, you can put anything in unfortunately. I have to it's very late. I have to go to bed So thank you for having me on in my ranty ways. It's almost 7 p.m. He has to go to bed So, yes, uh, enjoy Movie bop I'm gonna get some bed, but thanks for having me on and uh, I hope you all have a lovely podcast and a lovely weekend Thanks for popping in sir. Yeah Would I I am uh, I'm actually gonna take I'm actually gonna take this moment to bow out as well because I've had a bow out Bow nice one high five Oh, wow. Um, yeah, I've had a very long day and I have a shitload to tomorrow. So And uh, I have to prepare for our interview tomorrow more Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, are you hiring cj interview? Is that how you've raised it your head? I thought it was Well, I don't know. I thought it was a Podcast is it live? Is it not? I don't even know. No, I didn't think it was live I thought he's recording it and then he's gonna bow later. I don't actually know We should probably clarify this with him.  We'll take care of each other. Okay Yeah, have you have you said anything about what we're gonna do or shall I say it now?  It's gonna be fun Anyway, uh, thanks for having me on again. It's been fun. I can't stand to watch any more of this video. Anyway, so I'm doing this. It's okay. You're on a week. You're on a week. I'll see you around, dude. It's been Good luck.  Bye And I'll take it.  I'll be right. Oh, I was expecting more losses to the street Also, I like the icon change jail Beautiful. Oh, thank you I don't see it. What do you mean? It used to be ray now. It's not ray It looks the same to me. It's because you're you're blind man No, I No, I'll show you Hello Hello, check the stream rags. She's changed it The update that's a I gotta I know it's work. I know a long way to go This has been a weird I think episode 49 is just foreshadowing of how 50 is gonna go with like just randomly bringing in all these different guests Yeah, it's gonna be like it's gonna be chaos hectic horrible practice Yeah, me and rags is like training Yeah Like getting progressively larger dildos I don't know if that's Yeah You are the biggest dildos Yes It's gonna Oh, look.  You haven't said hi back to them yet I looked and all I saw was jay leave.  Not really but go ahead. Yay Wait, wait, we should probably start at the beginning to get jay caught up. Oh, no I mean, there's definitely a lot of not terribly comfortable arguments to be had on that Hashtag we're not even close to late stage At the moment it is the story that the last Jedi chose to tell and I think they do a pretty profound It's the audio fucked anyone else. We know it's slowed down. Nope. I can understand it That's the part that was important.  I don't think people people probably watching go Yeah, that sounded right.   Um, well, I've never really said anything publicly about it, but I I'm not sure they're that good I've heard from you that you really like his channel. So I think this is just a facade you have placed upon this stream to sound cool That's allowed Jay, have you seen detective Pikachu? No, I haven't I thought it looked awful Oh, that's if that's your excuse Hey, he hates fun confirmed Jay is a bad man Anyway, I had a I literally had a dream about watching Lord of the Rings last night, by the way Why why why didn't you continue it? You're gonna have to rewatch the first one now. You know that, right? Ever I meet you in real life, that's like the first thing I'm gonna demand we do is watch all of Lord of the Rings I understand that I'll lock you in a room and you'll be like actually scared and I'll take your phone away We'll be like did he live and I'll be like well if you don't hear from him The job of it considering how difficult The juggling act a lot of this material is and while I get where wires are getting crossed for some people It kind of still blows my mind that so many are like more than half I love the idea. Yeah, that he's like you guys are just not getting the message. It's like, what do you mean?  I think I mean he skipped over so many details and ignored so many parts just to make this sound semi coherent It's like no Guys has given its fans without full-on breaking the fourth wall to do so and in terms of whether or not it Disrespects the star wars legacy in itself in order to get there. Well Consider the now famous final sequence of the film the kids playing with now famous now I don't remember that scene Yeah, the budget now famous is a funny way to frame that It's a new film I didn't remember it directly after I saw it What happened after this film came out that made that scene more famous because that's the implication right? Unless you like it's now that the film is out the scene is famous If I said I think if I said to the average person who's seen this film Do you remember the scene where the kids re-enact luke's sacrifice? They'd be like um Yeah Where he where they'd say they just sit on a rock and fall over I think they would actually be like kids re in what do you mean re-enact like well with the little dolls and he's like but Where what kids You're like, well, we don't know their names. They were just slaves that rose ditched They were slaves that they didn't rescue They left him behind to save the space horse The the movie came out in december 2017, right? So this video came out in january 2018 So like the only thing thing he can be referring to is just like the film came out and now the scene is famous Because it was new at this point. Is that it's that it's that quick that famous scene That famous scene from star wars the last jedi Now famous now it wasn't it wasn't famous. Well, no not before it came out, but then once it did instant hit Guys it's like when people describe a brand new film as a classic. It's like, I don't think you know what a classic is Which is weird because sometimes when I play video games and they've only a couple months I think about when it first came out and it's like man the classic experience So What are you hours with this game? It's like when you're when you're 16 years old, but you want to feel nostalgia I remember 2017. I do too. I doubt many others do but I do Well, 2017 is now famous That was the year before I met rags Huh, I met you in 2018 was the year before we met Hmm My video for tlj came out on the 22nd. I want to say tlj rage mohler that should bring it up Did you guys meet because of that video? Yes Was it that one that you found first or was it the tlj critique stuff?  I put that out. So I might have met you in 2017 We should have written it down for the law Well, you know what I guess it'll just be a big mystery You know 30 years from now. We won't remember it anyway.  I finally remember what when we met and you're like, oh my god What would you see? Eat it again.  He's just really inside out He got down like cj and vox is like we can take him a high dose each and you're like Yeah, no, it's been fun. Thanks for coming on for as long as you did Yeah, well, it was a pleasure meeting uh re-meeting you guys and meeting new people You don't have to name them friends. Yeah Um, your channel is linked in the description for those who are interested in checking her out She's got a lot of great stuff And she will be returning possibly during the 50th episode. You're absolutely welcome to join us. Did you just say possibly? Possibly It's the cute way of saying it Um, but yeah, uh, if unless there's anything else you'd want to just say about your channel quick to make people tempted other than that You're welcome to leave Yeah, I'm just gonna go I'm not gonna do it for the second time.   I do have a gas mask. It's kind of unfair to say that I survive it with others don't but You're not breathing in bob's fumes That is a good thing The end symbolizing the meta narrative of star wars is an enduring modern legend in the earnest sense and Maybe disney is hoping in the business sense as well. They aren't acting out ray moving the rocks so everyone can escape They're acting out Signs off with a I think I need to reset the room. I may as well do it now because uh Rags is getting a drink or whatever because I mean so many people have joined and left The lagging has a room Yeah, the watch together As crazy as that is Are you guys okay with that or have I offended somebody? I mean you already left and I left as well. So go for it. I would never do that and post another link What are you talking about? I'll just click something that's not a link I guess we'll wait for good old rags gentlemen of the year official video Or what even what even Where even were we was 11 something? Yeah, it's pretty close to the end It was 1129 Oh, we should wait for rags to come back that poor man doesn't know what's happening The great part about this is not having to sit through a like a dash lane sponsorship or raid shadow legend sponsorship as well How could you say that cj had that in his latest video?  It's like cj. I'm mobile. I've got I got an email from them and I was like But like the thing I want to do is actually play it and review it before Like if I if I play it and then review it without Accepting any kind of money from them. I feel like I'll be the only person on youtube talking about it without being paid So I wouldn't actually do that. You don't actually want to ever accept a promotion from that Well, if I play it and I'm like, wow, this is actually a good game Uh, and then I review it And then after the review is done and finished and then they're like, hey, would What if they said you've already promoted us?  I'd be like that's cool, but So If they were interested interested after I reviewed it and was like, it's fine.   It is the same. I've only ever heard good things. Oh, there's a new link The watch together was being Tizmy Oh, okay, okay Oh, yeah casual misogyny Who is misogyny?  Solgeny now she is Misandria Luke facing down Ren and the walkers the last Jedi literally signs off with a final acknowledgement that yes The new heroes are carrying this forward now, but only because the original heroes made it possible I don't think that's at all That is actually in there, but it's it's a valid interpretation What would the references be for that? well, so Rey makes it and Luke makes it possible for them to escape And re Luke didn't do anything that allowed them to escape He was the distraction. That's what they were trying to do But clearly that's the clearly that's the story they were trying to tell.  I don't know I'm asking j I mean, that's what bob thinks the message is and I think there's there's actually stuff in the film to support it Uh-huh. Is there anything that's even the message?  Oh, I'm fine with passing the torch It's just it's just the whole thing is framed in this This disdain for the old characters that it just baffles me And that these kids who will themselves inherit the star wars mantle from ray finn po rose and all our other current main players someday Will absolutely still be holding luke leahan and the rest in admiration just like they did A thank you to the fans for carrying on and a thank you to the veterans for making that that's what I got from the last Jedi thanks for being a great star wars fan So he's saying like luke lair and han will be in the memories of these characters going forward like I don't think so When is han gonna when does honey pop up other than say he died? Yeah, man Like this isn't you know rags doesn't seem far from home yet They took out the scene where luke learns of Han's death like how important do you think that they're gonna treat that? I don't see it bob. I don't see it Being carried on again. It's like I bob. I believe you are blinded by your own Does george lucas not have any other quotes? This is because of red letter media. I swear It's like Every stands are kind of rhymes with the last one. Yeah, at least that's what I got out of it. Okay. There you go That's sinister. Why is that though? So in conclusion, this was the most retarded take I've ever heard about the movie. Um, you just hate women This must be your first efab It's not What was the rest of the minute for Patron This is slowed jesus christ, let's put it on. Oh, no, it's not. Okay. Oh my goodness So your one-stop news source a science Hang on doctor who underrated villain of the week lady kassandra I know that one as well. That's like episode two, right?  She's not even why she's underrated.  I don't know man. I want to visit geek.com Sure, that works. You can find all my reviews directly by going to geek.com slash author slash Your shit's there. I don't want to go there. He's got bob chipman down to b chipman. It's like, what if you say like bc hip man? Man It's the only way he could be a hit man B chipman because that's he'll probably need a new hip soon And you can get regular updates on all my reviews and all of geek.com's other great content by signing up to their kick ass newsletter at subscribe Don't do that as newsletter.  Oh man So that was movie bob. Uh, what do you guys think?  I want to die. Oh I don't like to hang out with you guys. You're just so negative I thought it was a really great take that explored the the idiosyncratic Natures of no stop osmolated No Ren fuels Anyone who disagrees is a bad man. Also, I have I have memes to show you guys now But the thing is I think me and rags anyone's will get all of these now because we've lost too many of our Other peoples.  Thanks for that by the way Who?  I didn't wow Always getting poo pooed on But never getting pee-peed on Yeah Don't worry about Okay Meme the memes are almost prepared The things your memes are things I do picture beams That's great Hey Hmm The jail on bones comment. Did he look like a thumb? What are you gonna do? He does kind of look like a thumb He just got Wait, did I see that that dude said the emperor was gay as well or something? I don't I don't I don't know about the emperor being gay, but I imagine the emperor was anti-gay. That's probably you know Why not? He's he's a deformed. He's not a white That was that was part of the I don't know. There's gotta be some way of justifying it. Okay.  I was probably for a line from season eight, right? Down would we That should be our currency. That's what our bank notes should look like We've got a roadmap for efeb apparently Ah, they think i'm putting out tfa part three after the 24 hour if I was that fast Wait, is that actually him? Is that actually movibob or is that just well that that shows up when you google his name? I've seen the picture. Maybe it's like a younger movibob. I don't know But I myself was like is that actually him because it looks a little different than all the other ones That's a different kind of ugly. We've all looked like this at some point in our lives.  Yes Then we're all standing on the shoulders of cosmic chickens beautiful drawing from bail in Oh, no It's eerily like it works. I don't know what to say. I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just saying it I'm saying yeah, that could be his fursona. Oh, no Oh, yes In bowl we roast Mola not working. I am working on videos.  They will Well, it's not two hours of women is exactly so Five or six minutes out of out of saying it to watch the video and then they'll come back to saying it Like it's been it's been a whole day since you made a video, dude You hack fraud um Anyway, that pushes us to our next feature feature film Um, and it's good that all of us are here because because jay, you're familiar with the great tonal.  Yes Okay I think there are better substances by which to appreciate tonal I don't know alcohol pretty good nature of life. Yeah, what's that? What's that thing that makes you think that like god is real like dmt? Makes you think god is real out of the bible No, no the bible has the opposite what depends on the person. I suppose it depends on the Game of thrones episode five rages of myth.  Hmm You know and and since people said it was a myth the rise will release a video. He's apparently bringing out tomorrow Yeah, that's the first myth expelled Yeah, I'm expelled expelled. That's it. Yeah That's worth some death I've heard that from herman wine or here here mine one Am I here my her me one think that's her me a one Yes On metal get your drink already On here is say what you want Uh, uh Who did you 23 skin?  Oh It's okay.  You should have played tk over this the other night I'm busy editing my long vid. I would have invited you but we don't like you You can be busy editing a long vid and also have a life That's not true I'm up to an hour, which is long for me An hour Is anyone here seen another life? I want to ask the chat as well. Anyone in chat seen another life That's your long video is all about another life. It's all about another life. It's a full series breakdown Oh, yeah, that's interesting. All right anyone in chat. Have you seen another life? And if you enjoyed it jay is going to be very upset Oh Well, it depends like on what level they enjoyed it Because that it like it it skirts the line between just bad and so bad. It's good quite a lot No, oh my god, another life is so f-ing bad No, the Vatican archives don't exist. Another life was garbage. No So bad. No. Oh god another life. Why have people seen it? Was it like promote? I'm wondering why people haven't heard of it. It was really heavily promoted. It was like on the front page of netflix for ages That's why I watched it That was your first mistake jay Not supposed to watch things used to be good But reliably name when that time was you literally referring to like stranger things season one stranger things season one bojek horseman Um, I didn't see orange as a new black, but I heard it was okay Very small amount of things compared to all of the bad things jay Yeah, but what isn't that like the first few projects were all good? Um, I don't know I was a card that like Were promote pretty hard. We're good and then I have a new drink. I took a pee pee. I'm ready to go Who would you take it from? Yeah Uh for my Okay. Well, anyway, we're checking out mr.  Yeah anthem almost ruined my summer. That doesn't look much like summer to me. Wow Hey, man, he's about to describe how seasons work. This is like australia Their summer is like our winter No, this summer is like a slightly colder oven I don't know anything about anthem though. Is that relevant? I don't think any of us need to know anything We're talking about the uh the video game not the iron ran And this is tonal loke. I don't think being on topic is something he does. Okay. Awesome. No, no this Oh, this is um, this is a australian version of tonal loke. Uh, it's called tonal bloke People like people like get him for the 50th podcast. It's like do you really think I can just Command that being Come to e-fab like do you really think that's possible? He could like bless it with his presence. What is the king to a god? Wait, why am I being shamed? What did j. Oh, is it because he hasn't seen something or is it because you watch something bad instead of watching lord of the rings?    Enjoy this video.   What are the seasons that are better than others? I don't know. Some are better than all of them So that's racist as far as I'm concerned. Where do you think you got the swissage from? The seasons calm Probably actually Free season footage I remember seeing the beginning of this video being like, yeah, this is such a great beginning to a total video so emotional I'm so hooked already like I'm up for a roller coaster ride Seasons they come and go some are better than others the worst season to be a gamer summer It's the barren wasteland of nothingness Is what is that even true the barred wasteland? Does he say about releases? I'm guessing I play on pc. So That's never been true. There's always.  I don't even know what he is Flat it. He's from I don't understand. Yeah. He's some alien from another world then I thought we established that he was like the father of the cosmic chicken. No cosmic chicken outclasses everything No, no the cosmic chicken. No. Yeah, it was the cosmic chicken at birth the cosmic egg and from the cosmic egg hatch tonald And there's like I believe it's a positive charge of tonald and a negative one like he like the it creature and and the turtle The duality of tonald. Yeah, he's like the golem one and the godly one duality of One was born from the egg the other congealed in a cave. I can't remember. It's hard to keep the law straight, okay? And you never know quite which which one you're watching in a video, I guess I'm all major releases come to a screeching halt as we wait for these desolate hot months to pass Right around april the industry goes the full quarantine mode until broktober and the holidays leaving gamers twiddling their fingers or staring at walls Twiddling their fingers Well, they're thumbs specifically, but their fingers sort of yes People twiddle fingers All thumbs fingers Uh Yeah, aren't they I think I'm I've heard they are I've heard they count because you have 10 fingers. Look, I don't think I've ever heard the expression Sitting there twiddling your fingers. I feel like Sitting there fingering your twiddles.  I don't all right. Well jay is a virgin We have to we have to explain to him what twiddling means Go for it. We're not go. No. No, we can't this is youtube. We can't talk Twist move or fiddle with something typically in our purposeless or nervous way demonetized We're staring at walls to pass the time it's best to have a few big games on the back Just hearing it walls to pass the time. What the hell? um Total what an exciting life that total leads he never replays games He only plays the new games once and then he stares at the wall How does that pass the time doesn't play? I was gonna say surely that makes it harder to pass the time We were like, oh this wall is not interesting compared to that. I could be playing anything Man, if only the time was going faster. I could look at a wall Why is he such a strange person? He couldn't be in the last of us twiddling their fingers or staring at walls to pass the time It's best to have a few big games on the back burner going into summer so that you can make it through without driving yourself to the point of insanity What the fuck? What world do you live in? What is your problem mate?  You know that you can buy games in the summer Try to stay vulnerable.  That's not how it works He's saving off his sanity. I get like six games every month only from humble bundle. Yeah There's no way that everyone has played all big releases. That's just not a thing or at least not completed anyway There are yeah, there are more games that you could possibly ever play.  Okay Poor man. Anthem was supposed to carry me through this tedious hellhole of a season Was it supposed to? This hellhole of a season Just gonna have to look at a wall, man Let's see what you result you have what's anthem fails you I envisioned myself as happy as I was the day Diablo 2 came out Settling in on this great adventure as I soared through the skies of Anthem starting in february I'd spend the next six months in an orgasmic euphoria Oh, no Oh Why is this a thing? Are you writing that down? Of course it is. That is awesome In a bad way What okay, what could what makes good rats? Why is that there? You need to rewatch this once it's up Our own selves That's brown table j that is brown table that that came wrong. Wait, it's not the video that I've seen is it Probably no, it was like an old one. I think Okay Is he the one who's got the video that's called like um What makes a good art film and the thumbnail is the Joker from Suicide Squad with the word Subjectivity under him. Oh god. I didn't even notice that but that's the video we responded to Oh, is it? Yeah Was it coincidence? Take us home, donald Slaying my enemies finding epic treasures and hunting down the game's most challenging and grossing content My friends and I would be rejoicing in the cycle of never-ending evolving content in a futuristic fantasy sci-fi setting with big dinosaurs robots high-powered weapons and the most amazing fast-paced gameplay on the planet Little did I know anthem would end up Wait, what was that was that a skip on his video? I think it just the music stopped for dramatic effect Like he was gonna use he was making it sound like so great and then he was like But it wasn't uh, well for me it clearly just like skipped There was like a skip in the footage or something Then the most like the audio just paste gameplay on the planet Little did I know anthem would end up turning into a big pile of poo poo Anthem Do you think he originally said shit? He's like, oh god, I gotta get I don't know. I don't I don't want to get them I don't want to get demonetized but I say poo poo Anthem is a big pile of poo poo. I can't not write that down total.  I love you.  No, no, no Rags. He had a he was much simpler than that. He had a list that said be happy And that's the rude damn He crumples up his list, which is One piece of paper with one thing at the top. This is In brackets anthem Instead I feel the cold what game it is supposed to be to make him happy. Oh my god. This is face Anthem ruined my plans to be happy this summer. Instead. I feel the cold dagger of boredom stab me in the back every single Why is he done this? Why is the footage of him walking around his kitchen? Wake up. I was so bored today I decided I was going to play league of legends again and get back on the grind diamond Okay, you had a you had a good game and you were really proud of it And so you wanted to show everybody that you were super good at league of legends that one time Okay How can you be trying to keep up a youtube channel and find yourself in a situation where you just have nothing to do? stand Like literally anthem was his only option this summer like all that summer that came out like come on, dude There are other games It was like deeply in in death in debt and can only buy one game And now he's fucked. It has to play league of legends again. It's sweet to play I just love the idea.  Why don't you just ask your friends?  I don't know I just picture like Like a methodic like scratching his arm while going through all these like bargain bins like I need something anything and you're like, dude, it's like The 45 games cheaper online.   Yeah, we all know big rigs. There's a bad game Maybe just maybe can toilet tycoon bring me the sanctuary. I'm sorry What is happening? What am I looking at? There are so many amazing games to play, dude I don't understand. He went for toilet tycoon. I guess because he wanted to make a joke. Good job, total It's funny because it has poop in it I'm looking for What are you doing with your life? What are you doing? You poor man.    I think we know why he's playing this game. Let's see if this one's gonna be good Is he just like looking for some of the worst games of all time now are these even on pc like Yeah, this has got to be a this has got to be a Is it as if like I guess this this is just the midpoint. It's gonna be like a rising point here genuine question. Do you think he thinks his audience is gonna think that this is all true I don't know. I think some of them would believe it And that he would believe that some of them would believe it. I don't know I don't know where this video is going Oh my god, have you looked at the talk the comments No, why The top comment. Well the top comments are just like the hate mongers of the toxic brood stand behind you lord captain admiral tonal Really? Yeah Lord captain admiral That's the the second top comment One month ago I was just a reply that says but anyways guys But anyways guys, I like to think that 60 percent of his active audience are now e-fappers 100% Joined more of us. He's our favorite content creator. We all desperate to see new videos Praise total Okay, so how about don trail the dolphin three? I mean three games Means that the first two must have been great. This game has to be good, right? Everyone go find that comment. Don't don't do anything else. Don't post anything there. Just find that comment and thumb it up It's right under the video I'm scared right now. I'm legit scared Is this one total is trying to be creative is that what's happening?  Wait a second.  Well, as if uh, oh hey pubble pie Look at all those games divinity original sin is 27 dollars.  What is he trying to do with this video? What is happening? So the first thing I did was pick up portal two for 99 cents, which is the best deal ever You know you don't play portal two I Forgot this played portal. I haven't played portal two. Oh rags. You gotta play portal two. Oh, I'm sorry, but you don't exist anymore I play the I just didn't care Well, that's no excuse. No, yeah, that is Jay is shunning you rags. What are you gonna do about it? Hmm jay is shunning you. Are you gonna do anything about it?   I don't understand.  She's she's she's Given it. I mean, this is a starting point if anything She's getting there.  Oh, it has the normal number. It has three Shicks match three puzzles and bondage What's happening? This has been the most bizarre collection of everything in the video ever No for real though, this game actually has a really entertaining story and it's it's quite good I'm serious. Look at the user score. Just don't show it to the kid. Oh, how did they miss out on one shot? One shot is one of the most heartwarming cute and lovable stories ever portrayed in a 2d adventure game Honestly, all right.   I don't know. I'm so I don't know what to say even that is Things happening on my screen. I'm just getting more drawn.   He usually does his videos where he's like Anthem is a game But in this one he's like try to make jokes really badly like oh look at him go That's all dead Contender for the most brilliant indie game ever Okay, so brt is a theater comedy platform game where you run through Obstacle courses for the amusements of a gang of devious cats The opening scene is three minutes of pure gold now one fine morning Hattie and pal set out for a new exciting adventure What fan time everyone was screaming like Yeah, I've only heard good things about battle block theater. No, it's it's really funny Hilarious fun great modes poop jokes and co-op that ruins Since we're on the trend of puzzle games, baba is you the game where fart sounds play whenever you move I'm not sure it's a great game the witcher. He likes his poop jokes.  It's a three-dimensional two-color palette mystery puzzle game that takes place on an indian merchant ship with a unique art design And where everything is a clue you wonder the ship with a book and a pocket watch to ascertain the fate of the ships 60 crew members and passengers by examining their final way is the point of this that anthem Almost ruined the summer and the these games saved this summer. I guess That's what I'm gell rings. I don't look at all those awesome games. I could get on the steam sale. You've probably never heard about what All right, he just like he put anthem in so that people would click on it. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's that's it All right, we cracked it.   So it doesn't really feel that bad Despite the low pixel count as well. Celeste looks fantastic. These games are really hard to get right You can find plenty of good indie games on stain and some of them do a lot, right? But Celeste does everything everything all for the third cost despite the low pixel count as if that wasn't a stylistic choice I guess Like Okay, that's fine triple a game Now I'm jealous. Okay. I think I'm going back to Celeste.  Wait what? Okay Why does this say okay can get even cheaper though rain world is one of those games? It's strange you play as this cat that has to survive in this vicious ecosystem of hunters and hunted You're dropped into the world with no explanation say for a couple moving pictures Expected to figure out where to go and what to do so you scavenge around for a bit You try to find something to eat then you get killed all the time. Nothing makes sense the rain What a weird pitch for a game happening What is this game? Is this true like what he's just said about all of this I I'm my mind is getting blown. I'm trying to like what is one of those games It's strange you play as this cat that has to survive in this vicious ecosystem of hunters and hunted You're dropped into the world with no explanation say for a couple moving pictures Expected to figure out where to go and what to do so you scavenge around for a bit You try to find something to eat then you get killed all the time nothing I can't believe he just casually says like a will of the hunters and hunted with pictures to explain stuff You don't really get it.   You're like what is happening? Uh, oh man, I sure want to play it right now Like honestly, this is probably the most bizarre pitch for a game I've ever heard because I'm just like, uh, it sounds like it's something I don't know Giving this is the pitch to like the potential developers. You might pick up the ip Before the game was made. This is what they were told. It's like this is what we're trying to make Okay, he's like you don't know what's going on your cat.  The rain will come down. You have to hibernate or something.  Thanks. That really That helps Almost trancing to some extent. Thanks Plenty, you just have to play it. I want to go back to here and say that No, don't go back.  The game is almost entrancing to some extent The game is almost entrancing to some extent. It's beauty is without bounds. To other extents? Nah, not so much. Oh, beautiful stuff To look at with its dynamic music score and creative screen design. I can't explain creative screen design The dynamic music score. All right. You just have to play it A game doesn't have to have a million pixels on the screen to be beautiful All the games have the same amount of It doesn't have to have a million pixels to be beautiful Just film a wagon's quote right there. It depends on your resolution, doesn't it?  They would say that Rain world demonstrates that a game can present a mood and an aesthetic that is so powerful That it draws you in without needing any bells and whistles Rain world is phenomenal yet its strange physics and controls and difficulty will likely turn off Many people before they give it a chance But anyone who's stuck with this game will probably agree with me that it's something truly special Undertale could quite possibly be the best game for 10 bucks ever It's one of those games that is impossible to explain. You just have to experience it for yourself.  Would I rather be playing rayman mario or donkey kong instead? And the answer is every single time yes, but Just because you prefer one game over another one doesn't mean that you shouldn't ever play a different game.  It's ukulele. That doesn't mean I didn't want to play ukulele. What the Why totaled it's a pretty fun game, but mid-tier platformers in particular Very tough sell when others do the concept so much better a better option for the indie platformer Is a hat in time everyone says that throwback in 64 platformer where the discount does not cut at all into the quality The hat in time is a little rough around the edges, but the trade-off is platforming. That's just plain fun Adorable art style check good voice acting and funny characters check great level design and levels check have a million pixels Yeah Delightful music. Yep. If I had to choose between this game and super mario odyssey music. What's why does he have to choose between this and mario odyssey? What?  There are two different systems as well or well, I don't know if hat in time is on switch, but You have to choose between everything in mario odyssey Is it better than mario odyssey that's the question everyone has to ask before you eat your lunch You're like would I rather eat this lunch or play mario odyssey? That's the scale by which we all compare Taking into consideration the cost factor a hat in time wins every single time Oh, so you're saying it's better than mario odyssey when you consider cost. Okay. Um, I'm enjoying hearing these sounds And Screaming random screaming hooray Aquaria, which is an interesting spin on the metroidvania game because well, it's underwater So there's no real platforming if you want a more modern version. Oh, that's it You can try out. Oh, no it is that's all he said about my game. It's on the ratchet and clank Like you have like some games where it just goes on for like a minute and a half Once we goes metroidvania at the war bite. That's pics. Let's go on next This game has pixels too. Whoa It's metroid, but underwater next Get in and then you get out with a short and expensive and more importantly unique experience Just like games like dead cells and yuku's island express two very Nice games that are also incredibly unique.  What's a nice game? Is it a friendly game and cheap at the same time Metroidvania games in particular also come in much more derivative forms such as the recent bloodstained ritual derivative forms Damn At least making fun of bloodstained. What do you say that? You make fun of it? It's like derivative of metroid games I actually don't know what it means Actually, I think I might be mixing up derivative with iterative. So he's probably not what I thought he said dig Regative Dig to wrap what like came from another thing rather like iterative is when it's like Comes from it and does worse typically or whatever. I need to remember what my words mean Always derivative of bad I think so one way or another bloodstained was awesome.  That's actually good Like he says it like we're in the world. We can't possibly play a game for free now. That's any good Nope, they exist. I know it doesn't look like much, but hey, it's all about the gameplay We can't play zelda got a war mario year round because they're rare There aren't enough of those games over and we can't put a little shit ton of games that are of that tier man You can't put a price tag on quality You literally can I thought that's what you just established You can't put a price tag on quality. You literally can you could sell things for I want to sell them. That's how that's how this works You know, have you ever been to a store and seen like one thing that's like, oh, let's say it's like five pounds And then one thing it was 10 pounds, but they're the same product But one is a higher quality like brand. Well, yeah, but I thought that was his point It's like we can't always have these games because you know, they're of quality He said you can't put a price on quality That's what they do those games are expensive Then count Wait, I swear, that's what he said That's what I mean, though I'm gonna snap those games to hold us over and we can't put a price tag on quality What you can't put a price tag on quality. What does he think he said? I think he I don't think he knows what he said I I think he like I don't think he's conscious. I think he takes all of his actions like as instinct Like I know this is controversial. I'm gonna say it. I don't know that he's making a lot of sense What look I I didn't mean to you know, I take that back. I'm sorry Oh, so we often look towards these cheap Like They fill in the spaces between yet that search still Jesus Christ Do you just like do nothing but play video games at all times, you know, like what else is there to do Is a streamline he's got to put the the place he resorts to remasters But he's like, oh, we're running low on you releases. Got to get them remasters Once they're done like Go back to older games. I don't know man. He is literally talking about it. Like he's an addict.   It will be the hell It will help you get through What's the notes because there by that one on the outside people like subbers have sex or something I just love the idea.   Okay. He wants to get into it So you can see the price and see if it interests you. David. He was says I love this new downward thrust You look at having a great time He featured a comment Seeing I love this Uh, this is the this is the changed version that he promised I think I am actually seeing it here more than ever Yeah, he's it's so different.  It is saying things like Thanks, David, I really appreciate it. This is the first thing tonal dead one here chief Style going forward. I will be reading the most like comments at the end of each video from the private He'll be reading the most like oh, yes. We have to get the top comment guys Is that what he said the most liked that's what he says this is newest video. Uh, I don't know Is he still doing it? Do it if it's a mean you have to make it a meme. Oh, we gotta make it a funny But I'm gonna go ahead and guess he didn't keep up doing that Yeah, I just scanned through his latest video. He doesn't do it in that one Oh We thought you changed one two three four five six seven. It does like nine videos In between dude his newest his newest video is called the rise and fall of the first person military shooter It's it's eight minutes Oh, yeah, that's enough Yeah, that's it. I wonder does he even start with Oh, yeah, it does seem that he talks about doom for at least five seconds. Good. Good. All right. Yeah It's just like it rose stayed for a while it was a game.  Thanks for watching guys. Take care. I'll see you guys next time. Peace out Peace out This was just like a random tonal video and one of the top comments on it was the hate mongers of the toxic brood um, you know Stand behind you lord captain admiral tonal I kind of want to check his other videos now to see if they've got comments like that I I leave one every once in a while if I see it like it's just just come on. I'm like, oh, yeah I'll leave a supportive comment about the toxic brood My favorite part about that is that it was already top comment That means like so many of the people that came from efap I like to think that we've really developed his fan base I wonder if he has any patrons because of efap No doubt Oh, yeah, he has I know he has at least one because of So I've I've clicked on another random video and one of the top comments says I hope you didn't say the n word on that bridge tonal Yeah, so that that that's quite the the sort of opposites episode of efap to cover movie bob and tonal like It's talk about like cleansing the palette, you know I guess like who would you rather force to listen to for a day? I'm not I'm not here yet. He answers wait between who and who Uh, the people we cover today, so tonal Um tonal Arnold's just a mystery box that rarely disappoints And then Who was like a box that if you ever open He's just a box of cancer and you know exactly what you're gonna get You gotta go cancel. You just don't know which one Moving bob is like a box of cancer. You always know what you're gonna get Well, yeah, in that case, I guess it's time to read Swap a charts A lot of these are gonna be from the previous one, but we will remember the context Bad rats steal our military secrets bomb our ships Traffics kids to blackmail our congress and industry controls media and has us to pay for it all Apparently, that's what defines an objectively bad rat Oh, man Hi, rax. Hello I mean, it doesn't make sense to you Okay, I'm not hearing a no Hmm Oh, that's I'll do more memes when we get towards the end just I'm building a new one right now. Anyway, um Hello, Moala. Love you too. Hello. Have fun. Hey, Moeller Boulder boy has been trying to get into the weeb wars slash vix situation except no one on either side wants Him and make fun of him I mean, I wonder what Matt is going to try and do The claw at a bit more of influence again, you know Yeah, his strategy seems to be continue making terrible decisions, which is a bold one to take Though not unexpected A jack saint objectivity video. I don't really want to cover jack saint. I don't I think it was enough that we had two full streams on his his video for me Like, uh, we don't really intend to cover our taxon about rags unless the video is like Because you know the way it worked with tiaro, we took how long like seven months to cover that one I mean ridiculous That worked out well, didn't it rags? It was like people like I mean it was spell it and then we did and then It didn't really do any things.  Well, you can't take it down if it makes you money Um As for yeah jack saints objectivity videos like we've got I think I've already got two other videos to do with objectivity We're covering in the in the 24 hour one Like and we did just rights one like I don't want to cover too much of it. We'll be fine But I mean, I know people want us to cover digi bros got a video on how you can't be objective We'll have plenty of ways to explore the top.  Thank god you back. You won't believe what happened while you were gone They found out satanic pay-due Zionists glow in the dark and Saudis run the world with blackmail. Please don't leave again Oh, I don't know what to say about that. Glad we sorted that out capitalism ho I was the thus both the super chat and the name of the profile Oh, man. Wait, is that ho is in man's got a message like land ho or like a ho ho Oh, that's disappointing Just some support move along Just got out of dora in the last city of gold for my little sister misogyny handbook is used because someone calls a girl boring Oh, really cj is gonna have to review that clearly misogyny handbook Really? Okay. I thought it came naturally I mean, yeah, we all learn from a book Hey guys, love what you do Just wanted to know if you ever watched the half life to commentary by gammy goose great old school long form commentary No, I have not Mr. Mulea muleer What is your take on the Hill house final episode? I found it brought down the series and killed the horror also.  I'll spoiler free. I was not happy with the final episode compared to how amazing I thought the rest the episodes were and it's a matter of will building and A couple of other things to be vague. I'll be making a whole series on hill house one day I know that one day can be years, but definitely gonna happen. I love that show Are we gonna watch it again? Yes, I'm on board of watching it a million times and as for why why season two I'm okay with season two because season two has got nothing to do with season one It's apparently a whole brand new story brand new characters. It's just that it's going to be the same creators and I'm like go for it I really loved your work. So Don't worry. It's kind of like a American horror story how it's not necessarily connected each season as far as I'm aware or like black mirror Um, I demand you get god empress jesse milestone on We've got a long list of guests. We need to get um star wars get along as a guest as well And trying to oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, we can finally have our second female Hmm. Oh our second female. Mm-hmm. Well, well, there's jay. Who else? Oh That one we had today. So that's two females. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, that's right. CJ was on I think dangerously there is the one who is always the woman in the meme Oh, that's dolls girls in chat. Hello. Hello, you're gonna be our second female Oh Um Did you guys watch the new tarantino film every scene without brad pit was a slog But I love the film's handling of women especially in the last scene where one of my favorite songs started to play All right. I have not seen it yet, but We'll watch it eventually and then we'll talk about how it was objectively likable or not We all know the y-wing is straight because the engines make two prongs one for pink and one for the stink My oh, yeah boy It's x-wing can't do that. It's gay well I knew it ryan oppenheim with with the explanations Uh wish me a massive birthday tomorrow writing forever All right, zack pulido. Hope you have a massive birthday Um, hello all my massives you should check out the movie toon stone with wolf Animation isn't the best Yeah, animation isn't the best with the characters and voice acting is great. Also check out a stardis If you get arch wall hammer on e-fab We love a stardis What is that again? It's a fan made film about space marines and stuff. Oh Very good. It's fantastic. In fact, it's like some of the best stuff on youtube, I would say um Is ray avatar a women or a low tj clone? Oh Oh, I see what you mean big e-fab welcome to them either way. Did I mention we love the 19th amendment here? Oh, yeah, that's Does that a lot? That's raw. You'll you'll Uh, did you read my super chat? I've been I've uh, I don't think I've missed any. Let me uh Maybe that's the super chat. They were referring to That's meta. That's a meta narrative. Let me just I'll just load them all up from today and control f What was the name? Oh great. I've lost my Oh, yeah. Yeah, his one was rags. He didn't buy kenshi. You dummy I I read that before I'm not dumb. I know to do it. I just haven't done it yet Um get lindsay alison e-fab. She's blocked me on twitter. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm the devil, so It's not gonna happen. She's super galaxy brain. She's welcome to come on Is that because you said she was really reaching with that interpretation? No, she blocked me before that She blocked me before I'd even like interacted or seen anything from her on twitter And how did you reply to the tweet? You can reply to tweets without being unblocked huh This is the thing you can quote people are like, you know, like, ah, she's blocked me and I'm like, yeah She's blocked me too. I just could quote tweet people who blocked you I love it when people's response is to like block people who criticize them That's the one that won't see it's good thing when critics do that I don't think that there's like never a time where you should block somebody. I haven't blocked anybody on twitter yet, but Uh blockants preemptively blocking people that's interesting Wait, did she block you she apparently she didn't she say that she had no idea who you were Yeah, she did it. Well, this is the thing. She's got block chains. I think I'm I've been hit by a block chain A part of which I always adopted. She's super intellectual. She uses a block chain What's a block chain?  It actually yeah, that's actually possible.  I follow h bob a guy and imagine it was like, you know Unblock them if they follow him but simultaneously you have to give it Like there's plenty of people who follow trump to keep track of his shit. If you know what I mean Nope, that means they support everything he says like I wonder how it works exactly But yeah, apparently she has no idea who I am. So it was interesting to see that she'd block me I have to know people to restrict them from seeing anything you do I forced my girlfriend to watch the ot after she told me tlj was the only star well She'd ever seen she's now as upset as everyone else as with tlj. Well That's actually interesting To watch tlj first No, and then watch the ot and to see what the reaction is interesting Good the world is as it should be now Uh, for those that don't know several of us from all his discord have gathered to make a tribute video for wolf Just expressing that his content is all he's not dead Expressing his contents also we love him all hail wolf at efap. Um Yeah If you send it over on twitter I can I can um Check it out and pass it along at some point Mola may I have your permission to use clips of your voice to make an ironic emperor's new groove critique also high rags Hello Yes, I guess I don't know what the plan is with that but go for it.  I never know what to make of your super chats. Um Rags I keep saying it. Please. I will pay you if you sing akbar's theme to finish out efap 50 Grace us with your beautiful rendition. You massive I don't know akbar's theme how many times we have to explain I will I will tell you Uh, I will sort that out. Okay. It's fine. Blu jay. He'll get there Uh, is there a character death that ruined a movie or tv show for you? Yeah, luke Both figuratively killing his character and then actually killing him Uh, was running this stream part of your plan? Yep My question is that what does that mean? That's a really odd question actually. Yeah. Was it part of your plan? What plan? Part of god's plan you two plan I love god's plan.  I'm gonna say yes. It was a part of the plan Uh, hey rags. Do you know how to not? Uh, can you spell that? No, uh, k. N. O. T. Yes Yeah, I was gonna say that I was a boy scout. I'm an eagle scout. I learned many many knots You think he'd specify a knot but no just I know my way around a sturdy rope Hmm new e-fap looks like play in my tuba has to wait That's an interesting way to say it. Why not do both? Um Day long bone you massive. I'm still cringing from last night's stream. Good to see you back on e-fap I guess I don't know if that's referring to the the previous e-fap or a stream. She did either way excellent Uh, so target talking was essentially a bizantian thematic stratagos general All right, I fall like us Maligos Quick think of another dragon. No Alex truzza That's not like it doesn't end in goss though. So you've ruined it fine sienna goss. So no, that's sienna gossa.  So the guy who runs e-fap dot emmy If you Contact me on twitter or discord or try both. Um, if you're having trouble With funds to keep it up. I don't mind. I'll pay for it Just let me know in case because uh, it was a really great little site. We liked it a lot the website We want to keep it going like we seriously want to keep it going Hope i'm assuming it's not been lost or anything. I don't know how websites work with like buying them and send them Of stuff. So but yeah, just just uh, drop me a line as they say Um grand mon mothra tarkwin homo sexatism Don't want to say that uh distract debated is such a perfect descriptor for our cum brain population of bug people Okay Ending soon short man bad. That was about the previous stream. So Clearly not Oh my god, I just read up on wolf being gone. I'm deeply saddened really appreciate his content Also rags really needs at least a minimum of two adults to supervise him Well Does jay count if metal and jay are together that counts as one adult, right? I I guess No, that's good because with a retard you only need one together.  By the way, hi rags. When is the tfa series? Um Next year around august Dude, i'm never gonna be able to get it done that fast You could have just said 10 years um Subject to change carnival row will be on amazon prime video on august 30th The dark crystal show will be on netflix the same day. Check them out. All right Uh, have you massive seen or read the secret of nim quick thoughts if so I know of it, but I haven't seen it. That's that movie by don bluth Your opinion does that have is that uh, is that a good rat? Well, I haven't seen it. So I wouldn't know j I haven't seen it Also, uh, just just an addendum. It says hi rags. I'm not sure what that means. Hello. Hey, there you go What a friday showing you need to give us working plebs more time to prep ourselves for your workdays worth of content I apologize. We don't choose these things Apparently the romans worked out Objectively what the gayest thing you could do from what I remember.  I think Really?  What do you mean?   Yeah Then I think there are a lot of things that you could do during that experience that would be gayer Then going blubble on the balls like what? Like uh Entering his anus fully so you're in there like like a cave Like a cave. Yeah. So like you've got a torch. You're looking around you're like You're climbing through I know it can get hard back there, but I think then like you find you find Narnia.  Tumnus. Is this animated or is this like a fleet feature length film? Oh, this is definitely feature length I wanted to be a tv show, but all right Um by rags Good. Bye. Have a good night. That was the last one from eva 48. So Um, I had to leave fena's stream. I hope you're proud of yourself. Well, who's fena I believe I can't remember if you met fena fena was the one that Um Me and fena debated alien and aliens for a while. I think We'll have them guests On here at some point. Um, have you seen the film last action hero charles dances in it? Yes Uh, alchohol snake resource Everyone should see it. It's a goofy film, but it's fun Um What's the difference between aides and crossing clintons crossing the clintons Getting aides is no longer a death sentence. Yeah, all right Uh, when's the how it yeah, actually is that true?   Well, I don't know if you get hit by a bus Yeah You get hit by the aides bus. Oh, no Can someone listening, please draw the aides bus No, don't draw the aides bus. You don't need it's too late. You've already said it.  I'm gonna do it that too weak in the mind J using reverse psychology.  When's the house party? Let's play house party. Let's play house party Is that a game or a house party is a game, right? I I was like a thing a game would be called unless they're referring to something else I'm the game I've got in my head. Well, let's type Unless they're referring to an actual house party Yeah, I was gonna say that could be it too I don't know. Um, it was no man's sky at the front of steam right now Why not? Do you deserve aides if you're hit by a bus? Yes, does it says like a 2.0 update or some shares? Well, yeah, and by the way From what I have heard uh, no man's sky is kind of a whole lot better. Yeah, like if it is not terrible or anything House party looks like a strange game.  So all of them will seem strange to you Actually, I had a house party when I was 15 and then all the guests left. That was last year though You told you that Paula, how many illegitimate children do you have and if the answer is zero when you're going to own up to being a raging massive All right. Yeah, if I don't have any bastards.  I will not confirm or deny. This is his objective tactics.    So YMS made pretty good points against the film, honestly But that was back. I remember watching his video come out when I was in university.  I remember being like, oh the film was not as good as I remember it to be being But you know it happens Um Oh, yes part two is here Hello long man. Sorry. I missed 48 because of sleep. No problemo that one should be going up relatively It'll be a couple of hours. I haven't still haven't uploaded it yet. So still gonna have to process and everything, but They shall come to moolah Hello mod mazel length calcium.  What woman with heels tied to her skulls likes your content Woman with skulls tied to her heels Heals tied to his skull Heals tied to her skull I Don't know who this is an avatar. I should be familiar with maybe I am happy that people with heels on their skulls like it Wait, someone in chastity shoe people saying shoe on head Oh, is that her? I don't know that Oh Mad was our length calcium is jay long bone. I guess And and and and shoe on head likes her but Heals tied to skull is not like all right Like that's not quite what I imagined you on head, but fine Um, yeah, I'm not sure that was a weird one Hi rags Hello, you know if rags has a discord and if he does how to get on to it He does message me on discord All right, there you go rags Number 3000 or just email me Get in touch and I'll send you the discord I have to watch both these e-faps together. Well, damn. Guess I'll see you Yeah, you could watch them whenever you want you can watch them privately without anyone being able to see that's what a whole lot of people do it Uh, if you're in a an illegitimate kid yourself, then are you gay? If so, then I am gay I will have to ask, um What was it remarkable republican you would know something like that He can illegitimate kids in orphans dude. He can spot a gay from 10 miles away.  He could spot a gay from 10 miles away. So what he has grinder Don't you? No, but once my dad installed it on my phone to joke me Ha jokes on him.  Yeah Damn, I want to watch but i'm too busy. Have a good fap guys that I took were glorious Thank you random greatness. I'm extra credits. You're making love with a known std carrier and suddenly you contract aides You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this There it is Uh, hey guys I wanted to thank you and say I love you all you guys have helped me so much making long drive short and helping me Stay motivated while training for the u.s. Air force. Thank you efap Plus, uh, good to hear lucas and I hope um everything's working out Making long drive short that sounds like a very good positive A lot of a lot of jobs out there where there's monotonous times You'd rather spend it listening to people talk about star wars. Isn't that right? Yeah, boy Toxic rude saves lives rags.  RJ was like there's a reason for this. What is it? I mean with like you said it was said with such conviction There's clearly a reason in there Well, he did he did say Um, he did say you didn't catch it. Oh Really gonna ask rags to repeat the reason rags. What is the reason? The reason for which which one here for immediately going werewolf not vampire werewolf. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's I thought it was like obvious I mean I I get it but I need to know rags. He needs to know what why do you think I said it I can't I can't sit's not up to me to say that It is I just asked you. Yeah No, but I don't think you're allowed to give me that privilege I just did it's like the n word only someone with an animal avatar can say it I have an animal avatar and I just gave you permission No, but I mean does it work like that? Yeah, it does I know the rules Why do you think I was so quick to say werewolf? Um, because sometimes they're just normal human peoples Then why wouldn't I pick vampire? Who is they they literally are a normal human they're all bitey and they have they're all bitey as opposed to werewolves Yes All right I think j slithered out of that. He was gonna he was gonna say something else. I'm sure of it Couldn't get him to do it We know that you have a fetish j for vampires and we just we're gonna try and get it out of you to the day of the stream But you you snuck out of it and we're just gonna see what happens next time other stream Twilight is my favorite film series for that reason Um Welcome back that was more than an hour say hi to april Hello april Say hi to a hello april April's not even the next month. Why are we saying hi to april april's not until next august Oh, she's coming On the way And uh, it was more than an hour, but sometimes you need more than an hour to recharge batteries Saying you know I'm saying you know I'm saying yeah Yep Wolf deleted his channel two days before the hard drive I bought to download his videos came in damn Yeah, I actually saw some of that in the uh In the discord, but like I like I said, he's he's very much um Pretty prefers his reviews don't uh get re-uploaded. So Maybe it's for the best, um Watching movie bob videos are punishable under the janeva convention We did it for evaluation and research purposes. I'm pretty sure that's covered Bob deserves exterminatus for the intro alone That was pretty bad intro. There are people who unironically watch his content Not many. Are you sure? How do you know that though? If he wasn't attached to the escapist then nobody would watch his garbage What? We're thinking Patrick Williams thinks he's like a really good Yes, but he's Patrick Williams. Yes, but that's someone this is movie bob. That is someone someone out there. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure Patrick wills is a human being I can't be certain. I guess you're right Uh, did he drink an original coca-cola? About bob, I guess uh is if if tlj is a love letter to star wars fans I don't want to see what he thinks a hate letter is I I would picture they just they have like a meat tenderizer and they're just Blasting Luke's face into a pile of flash with it Over and over they're like this is a hate letter. Do you like all right? I can see that Um, I profess my love to all of you massives, but my parents are racist towards long men Can you show them that long men are people too? But they're not some say that long men are the best Yeah, it's it's a complicated thing. There's there's a lot of like scripture to