Okay, welcome back. Let's pick up from where we stopped so we're looking at What the Father what the Lord Jesus is doing? What is his role right now in heaven? So? Right now the Lord Jesus has a two-fold role before the Father on our behalf right So as we mentioned that it's not that the Lord Jesus finished the work here on earth and he's gone there and Now, you know, he's not doing anything. No, the father the Lord Jesus has a two-fold role In with the father on behalf of us. So what is the first one? As a high priest he stands on our behalf before the father. So what does he do? He's our intercessor and an advocate as well as an advocate and he will explain Or not to explain but he will stand Between the father and us as an advocate as an intercessor Right and to he's our mediator. He stands before the father and he enforces the new covenant For us here on earth Right. So the first one is he's our high priest Hebrews talks a lot about it He stands before the father and he makes intercession for us. He's our advocate and To he's our mediator. He stands before the father and he enforces the new covenant For us here on earth right now, let's look at these two separately and get more details on On these two points, right? So let's be clear what the father does to full purpose Sorry, what the Lord Jesus is doing for the father father on our behalf to Fold purpose one is he's our high priest. He stands as an advocate our intercessor and To he is our mediator where he enforces the new covenant into Our lives as well. So let's look at the first one Jesus as our high priest In the Old Testament we saw that, you know, we saw what the high priest does, right? We looked at You know, you know, he stands before the he goes into the Holy of Holies He looks after daily offerings. He also makes sure that You know, the offerings are made on time during fees during You know times of You know sacrificing Sacrificial offerings he was he's there. He needs to ensure that you know, the lamps are given the right lamp is given the right Offering is placed in the right way So a lot of a lot of administrative work as well Melchizedek was the high priest of the Most High God now when we look at Genesis Chapter 14 Melchizedek, we saw that he offered bread and wine to Abraham Melchizedek blessed Abraham Melchizedek received the tithes of Abraham and Abram in the presence of Melchizedek Rejected the offer of King Sodom and stayed true to his faith in God So what is the role of the priests in the Old Covenant? The priests were anointed and Consecrated to minister to the Lord on the behalf of the people, right? So remember Aaron first high priest They poured the oil the anointing oil on Aaron's head and the oil went down his beard He was anointed and he was consecrated to be the the high priest For the people of Israel, right? so God anoints and God anointed and consecrated him for the minute to the minister to minister to the people of Israel to they offered Sacrifices brought by the people to the altar like we already learned that three if the anointed priest himself sinned and he had to make a sin offering for himself and the people right So the high priest Not only made offerings for the people, but remember that he was also You know open to sin There were times when he also would have sinned and so he had to make an offering for himself as well Right the priest as part of his effort now when we read in the Old Covenant The word effort is used a lot especially the new King James version it talks about the robe and the rope that Bezalel and if you see God gave wisdom upon these two people Huliyab and Bezalel and they designed the outfits for the high priest and The the robe itself had the 12 tribes on the chest Sorry on the shoulders and then the priest when he lifted up the people before the Lord as the intercessor and He represented them as a burden bearer Right So the 12 tribes it was to show that okay the people of Israel is is is there on my shoulder and I'm carrying them as a burden and And For the people right the priest also wore the real names of the 12 tribes on the breastplate on of his heart And he went before the Lord And why did he do that? it was to ensure to to let you know the it was to Say God these people Are in my in my heart they are here and I am going to represent them And and the priest had to hold the people close to his heart knowing what they were going through He also instructed them teaching them To do what is right and not to do what is wrong teaching them the ways of the Lord So it was it was an act to say that the people are close to my heart And so as a high priest I will teach them I will instruct them I will lead them in the ways of the Lord So that was the whole point of having that breastplate Which had all the names of the 12 tribes on the chest Once every year the annual day of atonement as as we all know You know they they would the high priest would go into the Holy of Holies Make that offering once a year. I'm sure the high priest would have been so worried You know pictured it he has to go into the Holy of Holies Probably a week before he would begin to you know watch out for his life is you know be Try to be as holy as possible spend most of the time and in the tabernacle Praying living a life that is holy because what he would do is he would take the blood and he did enter the Holy of Holies Now this is history what I'm going to say But it is not biblical fact. It's history. We don't know whether it's true or not. It is said that During those times that later on they would Clamp a chain on the feet of the high priest and As they went as he went into the Holy of Holies if he had sin that was unconfessed He would die on that on the spot and they would literally pull the chain and drag him out It was that serious Entering because the Bible says in Exodus that the presence of God God himself dwelt in that place right and if the high priest went in With unconfessed sins without making atonement for himself There would be consequences. So once every year, he would make atonement for the entire nation Leviticus 16 Imagine the entire nation will come to a standstill All eyes will be on this one single man the single Event that is going to happen and he will go in and He'll offer the blood in the Holy of Holies Once a year Probably when he came out there will may have been great celebrations. Okay, God has forgiven us God has made atonement. God was God has no more angry with us God is not going to pour his judgment upon us God is going to bless us and and that was probably the mindset after that The priest received the tithes that the people brought the tithes could be One-tenth of their, you know agriculture Whatever work that they were doing business or Most of it was agriculture But they would get one-tenth of it if it was Livestock, they would have got that as well. They would give it unto the Lord right and that would be a Sweet-smelling burnt offering to the Lord and say God this is for you And the priests had to be holy unto the Lord the priest blessed the people and blessed And pronounced blessings on the people of God See even in the book of Leviticus says may the Lord bless you and keep you may he causes face to shine upon you May the Lord be gracious unto you and grant you his peace. So just like that. There will be many blessings That the priests would speak upon people now this was mostly the role of the priests now apart from this They were also involved in daily prayers, right? They would go up and go up to the temple and pray. There were also a few high priests who would spend time writing writing prayers or writing manuscripts You know Writing what the Lord places in their heart. So Mostly what the high priests would do is they were Consecrated for the work of the Lord you won't find the high priest going and working in the fields No, they were consecrated to God consecrated for the ministry and later on Levites came in who would help the high priest In getting the pass of the tabernacle to be accomplished. Now, what did Jesus do? do As a high priest, what is the work Jesus completed as a high priest? As a high priest, he was called by God to be the high priest of perpetual priesthood That means he will be our high priest forever Now in the old covenant, there was a high priest The high priest would be there for some time. Maybe he passes away Then there's a new high priest who would come that high priest will represent the nation of Israel then another high priest Then another high priest. So there were different high priests, right? So after Aaron his children took over And then after that there were other high priests who came in But here would after the cross after what Jesus did Jesus is our perpetual high priest. That means he will be our high priest forever No change Right. It's permanent to The Lord Jesus he made as a high priest He made propitiation for our sins, which means he made reconciliation He made atonement and he obtained forgiveness for our sins. Now remember In the old covenant, it was just an atonement a covering of sins Right. It was it was something the offering that they had to do again and again and again and again Right, but the Lord Jesus did it once for all the blood was shed once for all And so we receive atonement. We receive reconciliation obtained forgiveness of sins three Jesus as a high priest has completed the work and has become the source of eternal salvation to all who obey in him Right. Now in the old covenant Salvation sozo Right. Uh, what is uh, you know sozo as we mentioned is a big word has a lot of Uh, it's a power packed word lot of details in that word sozo but as uh After the work of christ On the cross We receive eternal salvation through him Not temporary Salvation not temporary forgiveness not temporary Uh blessings but eternal forever and ever Because the high priest is not going to change He's done it all As a high priest Jesus entered the heavenly tabernacle And offered his own blood once for all obtaining eternal redemption for us released our Conscience from dead works to serving the living god Now it's interesting to note that The word comes here released our conscience from dead works to serving the Lord Everything god you yourself said do all of this in the old covenant And now you're saying it's dead works Why was why is it referred to why is it saying dead works? You know paul is writing there and he says uh, he says All that we did in the the old covenant now remember paul is studied under gemeliel He's Fervent in judaism of Pharisee of Pharisees. He knows everything from the old covenant So full of zeal paul is writing and he's saying that is dead works Right Now why is he saying that because in in the old in the old covenant After the offering was made they would go back Sin they would sin again and then years later on it all became A way of living It all became like okay. I'll if I sin I'll go I'll make the offering go back The reverence was lost it became dead works Right and our conscience was You know dead as well That is why the uh, I had a moment. There was 400 years of silence after malachi 400 years of silence and Probably this is what happened. They were going making the offerings Conscience is dead They're just living the life of sin. They're making these offerings But it's dead works Now the Lord Jesus what he's done is after the cross He took his own blood And he said no more the blood of lambs and goats But the blood my own blood Will testify my own blood will speak On behalf of the new covenant Right and what did he do? He this blood takes us from a place of dead works Of the old covenant to a place of living and worshiping the true and living god Right so no more should we think of Going and cutting a lamp and going into the Going giving it to a high priest and they will make a turn now No more all of those works you come in To the holy of holies Not by anyone else's but blood but by the blood of jesus And there's a song right I enter the holy of holies I enter through the blood of the lamb Because without that blood we cannot enter without The work of christ we cannot enter And as a high priest jesus Took his own blood And he took it to the heavenly tabernacle this time not to an earthly tabernacle Now the earthly tabernacle is done away with Because he's taken it directly to the heavenly tabernacle where the father is seated What an amazing work What an amazing work jesus has as a high priest he He sympathizes with us Right, he knows our weaknesses Now we got a high priest who understands us Who have gone through all the temptations But have overcome every one of them our our high priest is one who has gone through hunger who's gone through tiredness You know weariness High priest has Feelings he has wept He's gone through pain. He's gone through suffering so now For example, when we lose a loved one in our lives The pain and the at the sorrow Jesus as our high priest he knows it He knows the pain that we may be going through Maybe your family member has Rejected us or caused us pain He knows what it feels like What is he doing making intercession for us? He's standing as an advocate and he's saying father this boy or this girl Has lost his You know parents or has lost a loved one I know how it feels It's painful grant them your comfort And what is Jesus doing? He's enforcing the blessings of the new covenant He's enforcing and he's saying I will send my spirit. He's a comforter. He will comfort you Jesus may not come in flesh and blood and stand next to you and comfort you but his spirit brings comfort Right, that's the most powerful thing that he does as an intercessor as a mediator. He Sympathizes he knows what is pain So for example, we you know, we are fasting 40 days fast And it's 15 days and we're really hungry and we want to eat something Her body is weak The Lord Jesus here sympathizes with us. He knows the father doesn't know about You know hunger He's above all of that But the Lord Jesus as our high priest as our mediator, he knows and he says to the father, I know What it feels like I know what weakness feels like because I also went through this And he stands as a mediator and he enforces The new covenant. He says I will send my spirit And he will give you the strength The holy spirit will bring bible verses to remembrance Right Isaiah says when you're weak I will give you strength. You will rise up with wings like eagles. You will run and not be weary That is the ministry of the holy spirit Right, so as our high priest Jesus As our high priest last one, he has permanently removed the list of offenses written against us judged and condemned the accuser and closed all the cases Right Against us. There is nothing pending as you and I as believers in the court of heaven We have been declared righteous and justified Now if you picture a courtroom scenario, right Let's take this example. This man Has murdered somebody Right and There's there on the on the you know, the judge is sitting there And he's going to pronounce his judgment. Okay, we're going to give this person a death sentence because he killed somebody And just before that Another man comes and says Oh Judge Don't condemn this man I will give my life for this And you can let him go the judge says Why would you want to do that says because I don't want him to go through the suffering. I don't want him to go through the pain.  You take my life, but set him free And the judge says, are you sure about it?  He can go back and say Why did this other person be willing to give his life for me when I Clearly everyone knows that I murdered. I was the one who murdered the other person He can go back to his old life or he can turn away from his old life and say God forgive me And when we ask for forgiveness Jesus will be our mediator And he will say yes, I know I know what you did was wrong, but I'm going to wash away your sins That is So powerful While we were yet sinners Christ died for us, right? So in the court of heaven You and I are declared righteous. You and I are declared justified And what is the enemy going to do? Bring condemnation He's going to say you you are You cannot do this.  You cannot Be successful in life. You have sinned the last time. How can you be serving in the church? How can you minister in the church?   The word satan means accuser Now when he accuses what is it that you and I should do We are not to say, okay. Oh, yes. I am like this on you. No, no, no, no He say Yes, I have sinned But right now in the courts of heaven And the eyes of the father I am righteous. I am justified And so we can go back and ask for forgiveness And continue to living a holy life As our high priest just take how in the old testament Aaron and the high priest he blessed the people and he said I will bless you. May the lord keep you Ephesians 1 3 says I've blessed you with every spiritual blessing in Christ Jesus The Lord Jesus as our high priest has blessed us And so What is the high priest doing for us? Jesus is merciful and faithful He is able to help us In times when we are tempted as our high priest when we look to when temptations come We can look to Jesus and say God help me to overcome this temptation right I like that was resisted Submit to God Resist the devil and he will flee from you Right Sometimes we say we do the other way resist the devil then submit to God. No, no, no You submit to God first and then we resist the devil. He will flee from us Jesus is our merciful and faithful high priest He has mercy upon us right now Even when we sin, maybe right now in this moment also We have sin in our lives sin in our hearts things that are so against the word of God so against You know What God has taught us to be maybe there's there's bitterness anger whatever it is Jesus is merciful And our and he is faithful to forgive our sins That is what Jesus is doing for us. He's our high priest when we pray. He will forgive our sins He is the apostle and high priest of our confession Hebrews 3 1 So we are to hold fast to our confession of faith Right. He's our high priest and the apostle is the high priest of our confession We had a whole fast to his convention confessions. What is our confession of faith? Right, of course, Proverbs talks about You know Life and death is in the power of our tongue We confess with our mouth believe in our heart Jesus Christ his Lord We are forgiven of our sins So confession is very important Especially at times when we are in turmoil In times when we are we don't know what to do We feel confused. We feel betrayed. We feel alone Confess the word of God Because he is our high priest Right Hold fast to the confession. Say God. I know you're there in heaven. You're making intercession for me Help me in this time of challenge. Help me in this time where I'm not able to decide what to do And the Lord Jesus will come through for us. He as a high priest understands our weaknesses Having been tempted in all points as we are therefore We can come boldly to the throne of grace to obtain mercy and find grace In our times of need Right as our high priest. He understands us. He understands our weaknesses Right. So just because he understands it doesn't mean that we keep quiet about it God, I'm sure you understand that I'm tired Lord, I understand Lord that you you know, I I know that you understand my difficulty But don't end it in that What does the verse say Hebrews he says After you understand enter his throne room with boldness Right God, Lord, I understand you. I know you understand that I am feeling weak and I'm tired I know you understand this. I know you have gone through this. Yes, he understands But what do we do after that enter his throne room with boldness? Lord, I don't have wisdom I don't have knowledge. I I don't know how to speak or I don't know What is my calling in life and help me? And then don't just we we're not to just sit and do nothing about it We enter his throne room with boldness Remember the The old covenant the high priest may have been shivering to his knees When he was trying to enter the holy of holies It would have been such a trembling time for him He would have had to make sure that everything was right in his life Now we don't have to wait to make everything right because everything's not going to be right We can go in our weaknesses in our failures go into the throne of God Because his grace will see us through As a high priest According to the order of Melchizedek Jesus receives our tithes And he blesses us When we give to the Lord Whatever we have it's not about how much but it's how we give god loves a cheerful giver So when we give to the Lord Just as Melchizedek the high priest when Abram Abram gave one tenth to Melchizedek Abram received it and he said and he spoke a blessing over Abram Sorry Melchizedek received the tithe and he spoke a blessing over Abram the same way when we give our tithes to the Lord When we give One tenth of what God has given us God is able to bless it And he will speak a blessing over us. It is very important To tithe and to give unto the Lord But here's the thing It's not about you know the Lord Jesus also says that right Remember he's at the temple this woman goes And this puts one coin And Jesus says she has given more than everyone else Right. We're not giving out of our abundance, but we are giving out of our love for God The one tenth that we give Very very important. Don't give it if it's a burden If you feel oh, why should I give if we feel no, why should I give one tenth? Why can I give one eighth? Don't give Because God's blessings will be on those who give wholeheartedly And cheerfully right The woman there the poor lady just gave a single coin and Jesus said she has given from all that she has And she has given it with all her heart Right So so tithing giving unto the Lord giving unto people When you're blessing other people Jesus says right don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing Do it as if you're doing it unto the Lord and God will bless that Right. So those who are in the workplace those who are in ministry, whatever we are doing when we give unto the Lord Remember that the Lord Jesus is going to bless it He will multiply it And he will meet our needs right as a high priest Very important Jesus continues forever with an unchangeable priesthood And so he's always ready to save to the uttermost right As a priest the priests in the old covenant are ready to Put their life on the line for the nation of israel for the people And he teaches them instructs them same way the Lord Jesus is willing to save to the uttermost We can keep turning away from him. We can keep You know turning our back towards him But the Lord Jesus will continue to save to the uttermost. He will not stop We can wake up one morning and say I don't believe in Jesus Doesn't mean that Jesus is going to say, okay, let's go to the next person. No, no, no He will save to the uttermost. He will save my blood is shed for this man or for this woman I will do my best You know to bring my word to bring my to let the Holy Spirit minister to him And I will do what I have to do to save to the uttermost As our high priest Jesus is currently making intercession for us. Let's read Couple of verses here. Romans chapter 8 was 33 to 34. Let's read that Romans 8 33 to 34 Yes Any one of us Romans 8 33 and 34 Romans 8 33 34 Who shall bring a charge against God's elect? It is God who justifies Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died and furthermore is also reason Who is even at the right hand of God? Who also makes intercession for us? Yeah, thank you, silly Who's on the right hand of the father who is also making intercession? For us Jesus right now is sitting at the right hand of the father. Now. I want you to use your imagination, right? Picture the throne of God and the book of revelations Has this amazing throne room is equal one talks about the wonderful throne room How the the set of films the cherubim's picture that this place of utter holiness Uh-huh, and there the Lord Jesus Is seated next to the father picture the Lord Jesus probably with a cup in his hand holding the blood That he shed on the cross and what does it say here? He's sitting on the right hand of the father Interceding for us So What is that? Maybe for example, I have sinned against God Now sin has to be dealt with so God is ready to pronounce a judgment upon that sin And at that moment the Lord Jesus is reminding he's interceding On our behalf and he's saying Just wait for some more time father.  This judgment is righteous judgment Right, so the high priest has a high priest. What's he doing? Remember the old covenant He's saying don't pass judgment or the nation of Israel, please And he posed that blood Here the Lord Jesus saying don't pass Lord Not not the blood of lambs and goats father, but the my own blood was shed for this person And so he the Lord Jesus sitting on the right hand. He's interceding for us He wants all of us to have everything The riches the glory the power Everything that he made available to us. He wants us to have it Standing he's he's seated there with the right hand of the father making a decision There's no other high priest Who can be as worthy as he is There's no other high priest greater than Jesus Right, there couldn't be anyone In the heavens seated on the right hand of the father And standing on our behalf We can look imagine we can look to the father Through our Lord Jesus Christ And the father's like it's like a picture saying Okay, come in my son my daughter come in And we are saying no no I can't come in Lord And the Lord Jesus is saying it's all right You can come because you're not coming by your works. You're coming by what I have done on the cross You're coming from my works You're coming from what I did on the cross And then when we enter that way, that's such a blessing The Lord the father accepts us right Jesus is the high priest over the house of God Therefore we have boldness to enter the holy of holies and we draw near with full assurance of faith Full assurance Right not half an assurance Right not uh, three fourth of an assurance Word of Jesus does not remember that I gave my life to him.  You don't see him as a high priest We see him as the king of kings You'll you'll study that in the next semester and times Uh, the unbelievers don't see Jesus as a high priest holding, uh, you know the blood his blood and Interceding no no no no Book of revelation says They saw the one who seated on the throne and they They wanted to die, but they could not die They could not stand to see who is that seated on the throne But on the other side we see Jesus humble and meek willing to intercede for us Because we are his children You see the difference there As as just for us his children you and me He's humbled himself. He says I'll be the high priest for you I will make intercession for you. I will show my blood for you But for those who don't believe He is the king of kings He's the righteous judge says Revelation chapter 8 says Hide us from the one who's seated on the throne and from on the throne and from the wrath of the lamb Hide us from his anger hide us from his wrath The same Jesus So beautifully pictured as our high priest So what a joy it is for us To remember that You know as Jesus is our high priest, but we don't take it lightly Don't say anyway. Jesus is our high priest. That's all right. No no no He's also God. He's also king. He's also the righteous judge As our high priest Uh, he speaks the father's heart to us through his spirit What a wonderful thing As our high priest, you know in the old covenant the high priest's job Or responsibilities was to offer the offerings and sacrifice and then his he would spend most of his time praying And he would go and tell the leaders You know, this is what god spoke to me. This is what god ministered to me Right Remember samuel. He was a priest A judge as well prophet as well And samuel he heard from god and he shared it to the people of israel Right and and as a high priest The father he the lord jesus Reveals the father's will for our lives He says okay through the holy spirit And so that is why it is very important to have a relationship with the holy spirit Because what is he doing? He's revealing the will of the father to you and me Of course, there are many other roles that the holy spirit has But one of the main things is he reveals the will of the father to us And how is that jesus is sending his holy spirit Go and tell this person put it in his heart to turn away from sin Put it in his heart to remember that his parents prayed for him Or put it in this person's heart to remember how he served in the church before Put it in his heart that you know You know, there was this young man that I met and he lost his mother at a young age He was a very genuine believer always serving the lord, but all of a sudden his mother Died he lost his mother There was complete bitterness in his life. How can god do this to me? I've not done any wrong. I don't you know have any bad habits from a young age We pray every day as a family. We did everything could be blessed others We always Whatever little we had we gave others But why did god allow sir this kind of thing to happen of my family And we didn't do anything wrong. We were serving the lord we are Uh, and he was so bitter that he just turned away from god He didn't want anything to do with god and many years later The lord ministered to him It was a time when he was so broken The holy spirit came and comforted him saying that your mother is in a better place.  He sends through the holy spirit. He He shows us the will of the father Jesus is also our advocate Now, uh, we get into this next class We advocate because it would be nice to spend more time on this but any questions any thoughts on today's class Any questions any thoughts? Now everyone able to understand to track along. Is it is it something that is You know, you're able to relate to are you able to understand that What the lord jesus is doing for us right now as our high priest? now Is it okay? I'm intentionally going slow in this part because it's very important to understand What the lord jesus is doing for us Right, so we'll pick up from jesus our advocate from Next class that's next week And we look at how as an advocate What is jesus doing for us and how he's? you know interceding and and You know Helping us in this walk of life. So we'll pick up from that from next week All right, let's close in prayer Maybe one of us joy. Is it okay if you can close in prayer for us, please selly Maybe selly. Can you close in prayer? Yeah Yes, thank you We want to thank you so much for this wonderful churches that we had and thank you for the wonderful truth that we have learned at least Lonely lord, whatever truth that we have learned holy spirit continuing to remind us lord and as we Dispressed from this place, holy spirit. I pray that your guidance lead us and bless each one of us bless our pastor lord Amen, amen, thank you zele. Thank you everyone Have a great day and a great week ahead. I'll see you next week. God bless. Bye now


Clean, what's going on, it's Ingraven here with another video and in this video, and it feels about to get wild, man. It's about to get, like, it's about to get wild. It's about to get wild tomorrow and Tuesday. It's about to get crazy, man, because Tuesday, I thought it was Monday. I thought it'd be like Monday night, but that makes sense because the football game is being played on Monday night, so those teams need a fair opportunity, too. I thought the deadline would be on Monday, but the deadline for the trade deadline is Tuesday. But, man, it is about to be wild. But first, before it gets wild, we got a game today. We got a game today. We got a game today against the Carolina Panthers, against Killer Cam Newton, No Tori Smith, Christian McCaffrey, though, Funches, Greg Olson, who we're looking forward to, CJ Moseley just locking him up in coverage. We got a game against and then on the other side, Luke Eakley. We got a game against the Carolina Panthers, and I feel like with the Carolina Panthers, they are a sneaky good team, man. They are a sneaky good team. They are a sneaky good team. Hey, Mike Bibby, there have been quite a few people asking about Jordan. We got a lot of questions from subscribers to do.  So I got some work to do between today and tomorrow, but y'all know I got y'all. But anyway, yes, Carolina, no Marlon Humphrey. That's big. Not having Marlon Humphrey is huge. But Jimmy Smith and Brandon Carr, I think they'll hold up quite fine. It's been a season. It's been a season to say the least. Definitely been a lot of ups and downs. I think it's been more ups than downs though. Definitely been more ups than downs. We have been so far at this almost halfway point of the season. We have been pretty healthy. Marlon Humphrey got like a thigh injury, they said. But we've been pretty healthy for the most part this season. A lot healthier than normal. We have, and in the games that we lost, I could always talk about, man. Like we always talk about, man, we were in all of the games that we lost. And we said it in a video from yesterday, the day before yesterday, that in two out of the three games that we lost, we were like, we were one or two players away from, we were actually one play away from each of those games to win it. Well, maybe a couple plays, man. But am I going to the stealers game? No, it's not looking like it. No, I don't think so. I was hoping to, but no, it's not going to happen. Yeah, hopefully Ravens can secure this thing, man. I think I'm looking at the Browns game now, going to the Browns game. I can watch the live stream. If you have Twitter, Instagram, or Snapchat, I can send it to you. Just send me a DM on there. And I will send it to you. Oh, there it goes. Mike Bibby, just he put it on there too. So you can just copy that link that he just put. And that's how you can watch. You'll have the links to all the games. You should check it about probably about 10 minutes before the game. I mean, no, about five minutes before the game starts, then that's when they have the links to all the games. Don't check it like 30 minutes before because it's not going to, it's not going to show anything. And there have been some people that ask, Oh, what's the link to the game? And I send it to them and they check it like super early, like way before the game even starts. And they're like, man, where's the game at? They put it up like about five, maybe five, 10 minutes before the game starts. So about 1250 p.m. Eastern time or wherever you at, whatever 1250 p.m. Eastern time is to you. That's when you should check. Am I going to watch the game tonight? You're going to be watching the game tonight with the Saints and the Vikings. That should be a good one. Oh, somebody asked, who did I get in that game? I picked the Saints. What's DJ Moore going to do today? Whoa, we'll see, man. Hopefully he can start fumbling. But we're going to see, man. And I know a lot of those scenarios are going to come up. Yeah, Jaguars record is wild, man. Who would have thought? What else do I have to say? Oh, with DJ Moore, depending on how he does, a lot of those scenarios that a lot of people thought about is going to come up today. Like, man, if only DJ Moore was a Raven or depending on how his game goes today, some people may be like, man, I'm glad we didn't get DJ Moore because we had several opportunities to get them.  So it is, we're going to see, man. We're going to see. We're going to see. Hey, appreciate all them Saints fans that we're coming through, man. A lot of Saints fans come through and appreciate all of y'all, man. Y'all the family over here, man. Y'all the family over here, even though y'all beat us last week and that heartbreaker. And that was a tough, that was the toughest game. Like I said, ever since that, um, ever since the fourth and 12, that Saints game, um, that Saints game was, uh, well, that was one of the toughest games. That was one of, that was up there with some of the toughest Ravens losses ever to some of the toughest Ravens losses ever because that one, it caught you like way off guard. Like, like, wow, it happened like this. We felt the game could have went either way, man. We felt the game could have went either way. And, uh, we knew it could have went either way. Ravens could have won. Yeah, fourth and 12 is obviously the worst than that because that was another one where you just didn't expect it to happen. It's fourth and 12. But it's tough, man. Uh, but yeah, that, that one is up there though. It's up there. As far as regular season losses, um, and really all time losses too. Um, but it is what it is. Oh, man, I forgot about that. Yes, that was a question from subscriber. That was a question. Thank you for reminding me, Meach. That was a question from my boy, uh, Caleb Caleb, uh, Caleb Driz. He asked me, um, thank you for reminding me because I completely forgot about that. Um, he asked, oh, he asks his Max Williams getting traded. Both Caleb asked that both, um, it was Caleb, it was, uh, some people talked about it in the Ravens group chat. What's going to go on with Max Williams? Is he going to be traded? Um, and who I think it's still a possibility. I think it's a possibility. Is it likely? Hmm. It's a possibility because Ravens, they got all these tight ends. They got about 80 tight ends and early in the season, they were using them. Early in the season, they were using them. They were being all creative and stuff. It was like, okay, oh, this is nice, man. And we didn't even have Hayden Hurst yet. We didn't even have Hayden Hurst yet. So then we, um, we got Hayden Hurst back and it all stopped. It all stopped. It all went away. All that create, all that creativity. Um, all this just these crazy plays that they were doing, all this involvement with the tight ends went away just like that. Right when Hayden Hurst came back and they ain't been involved like they didn't been involved that much since they'll use the tight ends today. We've been saying that for the past two weeks. They ain't been doing nothing. They ain't been doing nothing with the tight ends. Hopefully they do use them today because this will be the first game where they only have three active instead of all four. So hopefully, because the last time they had three active, that was the last time they were actually using these guys and getting them involved and keeping them involved. Um, Andrews, man. I feel like with, with Mark Andrews, he should, uh, I know Hayden Hurst is the first round draft pick, which is cool, which is nice. But get, get Andrews out there more, man. We gotta, we gotta get Andrews out there more, man. Got to parts that Hurst going to have a breakout game. What's up, uh, Snipes? What's going on, man? Um, I hope so. I hope so. Yes. I agree. I agree. He does need some more playing time, man. Uh, cause he obviously is a playmaker. He's a playmaker. You got to get that man to ball. Luke Keekley is great at covering tight ends. So it only makes sense that the Ravens would try to, would try to force it anyway. See, it wouldn't be a Meach comment without something like that, man. Cause I was getting kind of weirded out when, uh, cause your comments were so, they were so like nice at first. I'm not used to those type of comments from you, man. I'm not used to that. That's the kind of comment I was waiting on, man. I'm not used to the first couple comments you put. You must not fully woken up all the way or something, man. No, now, now you awake now. So back to the regular Meach. But anyway, um, I mean, we're going to see that you think that, that we are using Lamar Jackson in the wrong way. He could get injured if we keep on using him as a running back that would ruin our future. I don't even know if Ravens even really looking at him like the future right now, man, because, because of the way that they're using him, because they don't use him like a quarterback. They use him as a gimmick. They use him as a trick play guy. They use him as a runner and that's it. That's it. They don't, they don't use him as a quarterback. And if I feel like with Lamar, yeah, I understand they want to, they want to, they want to have him on the field. He's a weapon. He can do all this stuff, which is nice. That's cool, whatever. But they don't, um, if he was really in truly their quarterback, even their quarterback of the future, he'd probably be sitting down somewhere or he would actually be used as a quarterback, quarterbacks of the future. You don't, you don't see real quarterbacks of the future doing stuff like he's doing a quarterback of the future either sits or plays. That's it. That's it. Look at Teddy Bridgewood in New Orleans. He can do all that stuff.  No. They got Tyson Hill doing all that. Is Tyson Hill their quarterback of the future? No. They using for them trick gimmick plays. Look how the Ravens did with back when they did with Troy Smith. Oh yeah. Good, good, good, good example, man. Like Mahomes last year. Mahomes got some speed and he sure got it on. Um, where was he at last year? Mahomes was chilling on a bench. He was chilling on a bench and now it's like, I bet cheese fans were like, man, we should have started Mahomes last year, man. And hey, you can't be mad at them if they think that because Mahomes has been a beast, man. He's been a beast. That dude is insanely good, man. Um, but it could, could it be that hardballs were telling him only to run? I mean, they did the, the one passing play last week, um, which was a surprise to me. And how many passing plays have they done out of that, the gimmick plays? They've only done two, I believe. I'm pretty sure they've only done two passing plays out of those gimmick formations. But we got to put Lamar on that Russell Wilson workout diet. Oh, that QB built like a running bag. They give Carter fist bump for us. Oh yeah. Carter's out there eating his food right now, man. You think we're going to trade Flacco like the Chiefs did and start Lamar next year? Right now it's not looking like it. Um, but you never know till you know, man. You never know till you know, because with Chiefs, it Alex Smith had a pretty decent season last season. And they said, you know what? Hey, bye, bye. Um, but with we just got to wait and see right now, though, I would, I would be more on the, uh, leaning toward no, uh, than a yes for that Ravens are contenders. If we have a good old line, yeah. I mean, they contenders right now, they just got to close, man. The close games, they got to close them. They got to close them. The cost is a GM now. Uh, some things about the change. Oh, when he takes over as GM, we'll see. Peter Patterson coach said, you got to understand Lamar do practice and get reps to practice. You have to use his talent on the field anyway. Uh, you can, you got to use Hold on. You lost me. You got to understand Lamar do practice and get reps at practice. You have to use his talent on the field any way you can. Y'all really think he is not being developed at practice. Come on now. Well, I mean, yeah, that's a good point. But at the same time, he, the question was, uh, do you think they using Lamar Jackson, uh, the wrong way? And with the way that they're using him, he could get injured and how, what's up, Wanya? And how could that affect his future? Well, could that, no, he said, how could that affect the future as Raven's quarterback? I would have to scroll up to see the exact comment again. But yeah, it, that's why I say if, if something is really your future, like I said, I understand he's a weapon and all this and all that. But if something is really your future, if something is really your future, then you're going to put it away. You're going to protect it by all means. Now Lamar, he didn't have no injury history in college, I don't believe. But what I would say with the way that they're using him as a weapon, I feel like he's more so a weapon than a quarterback of the future. So yeah, he's out the best one. I'm rooting for him, of course. I already know that, but I mean, we're going to see. And no, Vivek ain't nothing happened with Vivek yet. He's still on that, that NFI list, that non football injury list. So he's still there. What's up, Narone? Well, it's 1248. Okay, we're getting there. We're getting there. How come Bowser isn't being used much in past situations? Hey, beats me, beats me. May it could be a couple of things. Maybe it's because just we got, we got so many guys as past rushes already. Or it could be, where was Crabtree last week? Crabtree was a day last week. He ain't catching pass in the first half, but in the second half he was catching Crabtree. He caught a couple passes, man. So yeah. Oh, I don't know how to even set that up, Mike, baby. These are done from my phone. So I don't think that can even be done from a phone. If it can, let me know. But I don't know, because these streams are from the phone. We got to snap the losing streak. Yeah. I mean, well, we only lost. We lost like, what, one in a row? I mean, one game because we, yeah, it ain't, we're not on the streak, but we don't want a streak to start. So they need to win. Well, we need a winning streak to start. Truth be told, I don't think Lamar is the future. Not because I don't, not because I don't like him, but look at the AFC North. You have to be built a certain way to play in this division, just my opinion. I mean, I wouldn't, I don't even think it would be based off of that because the game is changing. The game is, it's a different, it's a different game than it used to be. AFC North is a different division than it used to be. While it is still very physical and probably one of the most physical in that fail, the NFL is a lot less physical than it used to be. So I think Lamar would be fine. Will he put on some more weight on his body? He could. But I mean, we just had to wait to see, because look at, look at Michael Vic. While Michael Vic, yeah, he did get injured a lot, but he, he didn't protect himself. He didn't protect himself. And he, and his career still lasted a very long time for the type of quarterback that he was. He said, Jackson's injury problem, when did he ever get hurt? When did he ever get hurt? But Michael Vic career lasted a long time, but he did get hurt enough times throughout his career because he didn't protect himself. RG3, he started to be the same, but he had injury problems in college too. So that didn't really help. But RG3, he was the same way too. But then he, I guess it took him being off of football for a year to realize, Hey, I got to settle down and he started protecting himself because when he was with the Redskins, he didn't protect himself. When he was with the Browns, he didn't protect himself. But then in the preseason this, this year, he showed that, okay, I'm taking care of my body. I'm trying to have longevity now. What's up? What's going on Nate? So yeah, man, they said the same thing about the Sean Watson. He balling as a mobile quarterback. We just got to get a D, a D hop clone. Hey, that would be nice, man. That would be nice if we had somebody like that. Look, yeah, the Sean Watson been doing this thing and he ain't, he ain't been hurt due to football. He ain't been hurt due to not protecting himself. He just got, he just got hurt in practice and in a walk-delucting. He got hurt in practice. I think it was, yeah, nobody even, nobody even came in contact with him. He just landed the wrong way, or fell the wrong way or something popped and that was it. So it's, stuff happens like that, man.  Which Raven will surprise us today? I'm gonna say based off of Raven's fans, I'm gonna say Jimmy Smith, based off of Raven's fans, because a lot of Raven's fans, when he had his bad game last week, a lot of them were calling for his head for him to be traded right now. Which I was like, what? It's okay though. People react in different ways to different stuff. What's up, Taylor? So can't get mad at that. It is what it is. Y'all make sure to leave a like on the video too. I mean, we got 75 people up in here right now, but it's only 16. Y'all, click the thumbs up button. I don't know why y'all be getting so mad at me. Maybe, maybe y'all be getting mad at me because we don't stream as much as we used to. Maybe that might be it. Y'all don't be clicking the thumbs up on the video. I'll be like, man, like what's up with that? I don't get it, man. I can't call that. I don't know, man. What's up, Rangoon? Oh, it's 12.52. How many yards do you think Alex will rush for today? I'm gonna say you have a breakout game today. I'm gonna say 65. 65. I think that would be a breakout game for him with the way that this season is going. 65 yards. If he top 65 yards, hey, that'll be even better. Do you got CMC having a, oh, Christian McCaffrey.  He gonna be a problem because he can catch passes out of the backfield. He can run. He gonna be, he's a problem, man. He's a matchup problem. Hopefully, what's up, Devin? Hopefully, CJ, oh, CJ Mosey. Oh, you know what, that could, if CJ Mosey be out there, you want to be, I know y'all saw the video that the Ravens put out about CJ Mosey. He said negative four. Y'all saw the Ravens video that they put out about CJ Mosey being the best linebacker. We all know that's not true. We all know that's false information. We all know that, oh, Mike Bibby say, Ronnie Stanley been a bigger bust than Bashar Perryman. No, Ronnie Stanley, he been okay. I mean, he's been solid. He ain't been great. He ain't no great left tackle, like, oh man, this guy's amazing. He's solid though. But they put that out there about CJ Mosey being the best middle linebacker. And I was like, what? Well, he's a great tackler. Say that all the time. He's a great tackler. Very great tackler. But, and somebody mentioned, I think it was when running Ravens group chats, I think it was my boy Ken, he said, but what linebackers can actually cover? And I think it's that with CJ Mosey, not all linebackers can cover. But with CJ Mosey, his cover skills are that bad to where it stands out so much. And it's, they're really bad. They're really, it's really bad.  You got to know. He said the little kick me and Bobby Wagner retire.  But y'all got to stop stop lying, man. Stop like, maybe this is why they won't respond to me. Maybe this is why they don't want to put your boy on. Maybe this is why. Because they know that if, if I'm in that studio, or if I have some work to do, then I'm not going to want to lie about a Ravens player and try to boost their ego or boost their head up more than like, no, I ain't going to want to do that. That's not me. That's not me. So they, and I know that they want to be positive for the team and stuff, which is good. But you can be positive without lying. You can be positive without lying. So I mean, they, they be tripping me out sometimes, man. Got to love them though, right? Got to love them. When do you think Joe Flacco will remember his past and be aggressive? Um, I mean, one will, uh, Clifton Brown. Is that the dude who writes for the Baltimore Sun? No, that's not him, right? I forgot. When do the Ravens play? Oh, they about to play right now in five minutes. Multi-solar linebacker, not an elite or impact player. Perfect way to, that's a perfect description for him, Mike. Perfect description. Um, yeah, he's not an elite linebacker. Definitely a very solid player. Even more than solid. He's a pretty good player. Um, he can, uh, he's good at reading plays a good amount of the time. He'll get, he'll get caught. He'll get Okie doke sometimes, but what player does it? Um, but he's, he's, he's pretty good at reading, uh, offenses and whatnot, but just, it's the coverage, man. Like I said, since the coverage is so bad. Um, but anyway, my guy Nate asks, when will Flacco be aggressive again?  No, and actually he has been because he's been throwing into some tight, tight, tight windows. Um, this season, some super tight windows this season, how he does it. I don't know. He got that arm strength, but he's, um, the accuracy has been up a lot from what it used to be. Um, he hasn't, he's still like, he hasn't thrown nearly as many bad throws as he has been over the past couple of years, man. The bad throws that are being, have been cut down a lot, uh, which I appreciate, which we all appreciate, um, because we know sometimes Flacco throws some passes and it'd be like, what, like, what, who, what are you, who are you throwing to? Um, but he hasn't really been doing that much this year. Um, only in the bingles game, there were a couple. Uh, and there were a couple of bad passes against the Saints last week. I think about two, two or three. Um, but I mean, hey, let's see. Five touchdowns, eight interceptions, eleven touchdowns and four interceptions. Yeah, that's a pretty good, uh, difference. Um, Ozzie Newsom needs to trade for the Sean Jackson. No, we ain't got enough money for him. We ain't got enough money for him. Alex Collins has, uh, 304 rushing yards. He said, yeah, we drafting and running for it. Uh, uh, Mike Bibi out here. That's annoying, man. They always come through higher that and one more. And there we go. All right, cool. Anyway, you know, you can watch the Ravens games. Hey, uh, send me a, uh, send me the DM on Instagram, uh, on Instagram or Twitter or Snapchat and I'll send you the link. I know my, my boy Mike Bibi, he can put it in there real quick because he put it in there earlier. Um, but anyway, it's time to go. Um, the game is getting ready to start. Uh, it's hopefully we can get this win. We need them to start off strong and start off smart and just to take care of business, man. We, we need wins. We need wins. We need wins. We need wins. We need wins. We need wins. Everything is engraving fears. Uh, so appreciate y'all. Love y'all. I'll see y'all at halftime. We out, man.


Hi and welcome to our session. Let us discuss the following question. The question says a hemisphere of length of radius 8 cm is cast into a right circular cone of base radius 6 cm. Determine the height of the cone, correct to 2 places of decimal. And this is the hemisphere of whose radius is 8 cm. This is cast into a right circular cone of base radius 6 cm. We have to find the height of the cone. Let's now begin with the solution. Now let h be the height of right circular cone. We are given that base radius of right circular cone is 6 cm. So volume of right circular cone 1 by 3 by r square that is 6 square into h. We are also given that radius of hemisphere 8 cm. So volume of hemisphere is 2 by 3 by 8 cm. Now since hemisphere is casted into a right circular cone, therefore volume of right circular cone is equal to volume of hemisphere. The volume of right circular cone is 1 by 3 by 6 square h and volume of hemisphere is 2 by 3 by 8 cm. Now cancel pi from both sides. So this implies h is equal to 2 into 8 into 8 into 8 into 3 divided by 6 into 6 into 3. Cancel 3 from both numerator and denominator. 2 divided by 6 gives us 1 by 3. Canceling 8 by 6 we get 4 by 3. So now we have 256 divided by 9. And this is equal to 28.5 cm. Hence our required answer is 28.5 cm. So this completes the session. Bye and take care.


Can't say that they're just good for cooking and cleaning. OK, I 100% disagree with that.  You need to. Man, are we live? 38 countries. Episode 100, but 20 of this season. But overall, it's episode 100, man. Holy fuck, that's a long time. That's a lot of time, man. It's like a 75 hours. Yeah, because remember the first episodes were like half an hour to 40 minutes? Yeah, maybe. So it's probably like, I reckon if I had to guess, I'd say 70 hours worth of 70. 70 is good. I'm going to go like 88. No, that's the crazy 88. If someone the first season was all like half an hour episodes, I know, I think that's 40, 40 episodes. I can't believe they were half an hour episodes. That's like, it seems outrageous. Now we struggle to squeeze everything in an hour now.  Well, we're going to try and make it big. We are trying to organize a zoom call with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez. I don't know if you guys know who he is. He's someone that Michael and I watched a lot growing up. And we've been messaging him on Instagram. We're trying to tee up an interview, but it's in two days time. So we don't know yet if it's going to be in the podcast because we don't know how to film zoom calls and chill like that. And something might happen. It's been rescheduled a few times already. So it might not be in this episode, but I think it will be. So there's that. Oh, man, wouldn't it be nice if it all worked out? P01 boxing.    It's just a normal episode. There's nothing special about it.  Yeah, Pritchard, man, that's going to be fun.  It's just a normal podcast, especially since we've talked about it now. I feel like it doesn't happen.  Like, that would be so disappointing for everyone who's seen to this right now. It's going to be so. Can I just say, last week's podcast, I spent out for a day, right?   And sorry for eating into the mic last episode. Yeah, so many people.  Because you're chewing the laws. Yeah, I thought it was like hot. I thought you should love that when you eat berries. It's cute. I don't know. I think that that would be a very thing. And he looks at them in people to just have a thing with sound.  But I don't know. Maybe I'm immune to you.   Well, what happened last week? What have we done with our lives? We have to get do this to do them fucking.  OK, well, I had a quiet weekend. What did you do? I played fortnight. Yeah, I also just had a quiet weekend. You saw Mon's bloody parents on Saturday night and fucking.  And we're going to play it tonight. I'm getting good at FIFA and yeah. What video is out right now?   The season finale of the Tim and Calvin saga is out.  It's some of our best work, I'd say. Like, seriously, some people love it. Some people that's never seen it. We don't know what social media videos are right now. But I think it could be. I don't want to say in case we haven't done it yet. And Julian case, Julian's listening.  We did that. Well, that's for the website. Yeah, is that for the website? We built a tower out of bricks and Michael's front yard. And whoever got the tallest in five minutes, one.   I wanted like something way more disgusting, but he wouldn't allow it, tickling.   He's never going to be able to get that off.  And fucking, yes. All right, the sponsors. I'm interested if Manscaped even listened to these. I don't think that they do.    That's thick.    Here's his golly bottle. Everyone listening on Spotify, you've got to see this.     Oh, it's so bad. It's so bad. Oh, my God, he's such a strange smell. Yeah, it's so different, isn't it? It's just so different. Yeah, I smelt it about three weeks back and it was quite horrifying. If you're listening on Spotify, you're not really missing out. You don't want to see that. It's a I don't even know what color you'd call that. Oh, there's a fly in there, too. The fly, it's that would have been the worst death. Oh, oh, my God. Imagine drowning in that. It's making me gay, thinking about it. Imagine being in a pool of that and drowning because you use the so sticky it just kept you sucking you down.  Every breath would be toxins.  Oh, God, I.   OK, go to manscape.com.   They've got heaps of really good razors and shavers and just male grooming products. If you need that, you may as well go and get 20 percent off. So Fully Actual 20 manscape.com. They are good products. OK, they are.  We do use them now. We do use all of us use them, especially Michael. And of course, the other sponsor is the University of Markle, our subscription website, where if you sign up for eight dollars US a month, select 10, 11 dollars Australian a month, you get our weekly vlogs like 20, 30, sometimes 40 minute episodes of our whole week behind the scenes of all the videos we film. And it's just and just shit that we want to post that we can't post the social media because it would get deleted and we would ruin our careers.  All right.   What do you mean, supposed fans? They are your fans. They're my friends now, dude. I am. Michael's on the discord like literally every single night. So have you become a premium and you can join the discord? And Michael talked to you for six hours a night, every single night. And, you know, you can join for 21 days of free trial and you can see if you like the content.      You are right. Worse than that. Oh, man. Clearly not.  Come on. Stop that. We've had our first fucking. It's happening, by the way. Our podcast is is growing and we love it. Every single video we post is demonetized. So we don't make any money from this. So please show your support by giving a big old thumbs up and a cheeky little comment if you can't. If you don't want to subscribe to the website. OK, just comment the best or episode 100 or something. Just something. All right.  Now, yes, that was that. Well, that's what I was going to talk about last week.  There was some comments saying only fans. Can we? Can we? We'll just do you come in next next week. You come in early. We'll do whatever time you come in.  Nothing like raunchy. Just you want to dress. Maybe you put.  We'll do it. We'll do it with you. We'll take some photos with you.  And we don't want to like we don't want to rip.  It's going to be more flirtatious. Yeah, just provocative images. Yeah, we'll do it. Call it suggested.  Now we want to leave it to you guys. What do you what price do you guys think is fair for Matt Brown's only fans?  You reckon maybe free or you guys think like two, three dollars is fair. Like, what do you reckon? Just comment what you reckon.   That's like a dollar, two dollars would be nice. And then like once you get 500 people, do you sit?  And then the price would go up, obviously. Maybe the options there. Maybe I can go pro diary adventure. Yeah, we are exactly right. See Matt Brown's escapades live. So let us know in the comments how much you think Matt Brown's only fans should be everywhere. And if this this momentum continues, we will start on only fans with Matthew Gregory Brown next week.  Gregory Brown.   I like him. I'm turning.  You will regret saying that.  I think it's hot. I think you're going to regret saying that after this particular diary adventure. I think it shows confidence. Who does that shit? Not normal. So like he's very ballsy. He's outside the box taking hardcore risks.  I'm still questioning the reality that I'm in. And because I black out and I don't remember any of this, I think that Marty's controlling the strings. And it's not. I don't know. I feel like I'm plugged into a machine.   He's being the puppet master. You know what I mean? The fact that he said that. Well, I think it's cool.  Well, you are. It's considered disgusting and creepy.   And getting what you want. And props to you for that. Get on with it. Props to you for going out and knowing what you want and going for it. That's impressive. I'll give you that. You know what?  I love this. And you're doing the right thing.   You've just changed my mind. You've inspired me. You've changed my mind. I'm all for it. This is good. Everyone should do this. Anyway.  I'm going to go and say it's the legend in the corner. Story number 119 from Michael Corey Brookhouse. Today I finished my experiment 21 days without sharing and I was able to squeeze enough grease out of my head to cook some sausages. There's a crust under my foreskin and I found a dead bird in my jeans.  It's sort of real because there is literally a dead bird like in my bird part outside. Yeah, this is all very accurate. I've got all these crusts over there. And what was the first thing? Grease out of your hair to cook sausages. There's enough grease in there. Yeah, you could cook anything. Diary entry number 89 from Marty. Today a girl two years below me poured chocolate milk into my school bag. I asked her to stop but she started a chant calling me a germy German. So even some of the younger teachers joined in and it was a pretty good day. They're good days to you. School's pretty rough. German Marty. Diary entry number 69 from Gillian James. Tennyson Woods from Ashgrove. 460 till I die.  I wrote two new rap songs today. They were crisp bars and the lyrics are mad.  I'm thinking about stabbing her. Oh and my mate who knows this guy who used to be a bike he reckons he can get me a taser.  Are you?  I wouldn't expect anything less.  That is Gillian.   Where's my gas going now? I never fired anymore again. For fuck's sake. You had to go and get the golly bottled in your mat. Oh my god. Oh my god it reeks.  That's gonna be full one day. Oh yeah well that's the plan. What if that was like a new mixture for poison gas and we're going down slowly. Dude yeah it feels like you're doing damage every breath. Eating in the inside of your lungs. It just sniffs heavily.   I'll stop for a bit. Should we sell it? Who wants it? Anyone wants it? Comment your opinion. If Donut Films isn't up there with the highest bid I'd be shocked. We'll send it to you. If you want to damage your address we'll send it to the first address we see. I'm gonna keep it though. We'll wait till you're done with it. We should put some loads in there. No I want to try and keep it all flam. It could have a cum bottle. That's a great idea.  Okay so the chunks are this. This is all water. This is all water. From one sickening thing to another. Diary entry number 1322 from Matthew Gregory Brown. I placed the ice cubes straight onto my sweltering nipples. The heat from my body was intense and the ice cubes melted within seconds. I moved silently through the house. I only knew the basics of the layout from my months of observing from the outside. I knew she was having a bath upstairs and I had to see it. I passed a kitty litter tray and scooped the feline feces out and snacked on them as I crept up the stairs. I got to the top of the stairs and heard some gentle splashing from the bathroom. My little brown edged me closer and closer to the bathroom door until I was right next to it. The door was slightly jarred and I took a moment to close my eyes and take a deep breath to compose myself. I slowly moved my head closer to the door until my right eye can see through the gap. There she was. Submerged under the water except for her head, which was rested on the end of the bathroom she had her eyes closed. I fight to hold back my screams and I feel my sack starting to churn with foamy ejaculate. I stick my head further into the bathroom and my head presses against the door. It creaks. I immediately retract my head as I see her eyes open.  After a short time I regain my nerve and slowly peek through the door again. Her eyes are once again closed while she bathes. I take this opportunity to scrape my brown mints from my nappy. It's hot in my palm and I can see my sperm wriggling desperate to locate an ovary. In one smooth motion I fling my spunk at the bathing woman and it splatters on her neck and the side of her face. The slap of my hot jeez shocks her into action and she sits up trying to locate the source of the spray. Before she could see me I had moved my head out of the way and I was silently moving back down the hallway and down the stairs. I was overcome with joy. My mission was a success. My brown mints will find a way to inseminate her. I hear her getting out of the bath upstairs as I slide back out of the window in which I came. I float home on a cloud of euphoria. Next time maybe I will say hello. She will be harboring my young soon and I will finally be a father. I will finally be a father.  Flicking commoner. Flicking your jeez on her. That is impressive. That's horrible. That is pretty cool. You didn't get caught on that one. And that's like, yeah, your sperm sounds like there's something wrong with them. I'm just giggling around. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to see them under a microscope. But we won't talk about that. Let's move on.  I'm coming around. I'm going to need a bit more time. And I'm hoping that it doesn't scale and get worse. I'm coming around. Michael is as a full blown erection right now. So, you know, I think maybe we're all a bit more similar than we like to be. No. Questions. Remember, guys, if you want us to answer your questions, all you got to do is comment on the YouTube, right? And then, if you want to read through the questions, have a scroll of the ones you like the most, give them a like, because we read out the questions that are the most liked ones. And I know sometimes we might miss your question even though it's the most liked, but sometimes that's because we give a really fucked up answer and we can't put that in. Yeah, there was one from last week or a couple. So, just ask it again. Because if it's a good question, it'll be well liked. So I'm going to be like, oh, you didn't ask my question. Just ask it again, alright?   Can I have a chocolate? Matt's going to have a drink. I thought the spit was coming my way. Alright. First question is, I'll start with the most liked one. 35 likes.  It comes from brand man triple three. What is on all of your bucket lists? So, I guess just one thing off your bucket lists that you haven't done yet from each of you. I want to be around to see an alien. Oh, that is good.   Oh, why so specific? Okay, decomposing body. Maybe someone murdered or something?  You want to find one too? Remember when everywhere in forest we always say dude how sick would it be if we found a dead body right now? Think about the movie stand by me classic.   There was that boy that by Byron Bay and his last cellulite thing was in the forest near the beach and they never found him Shark? Byron Bay? Maybe, possibly, or they found somebody I think they found his heart in the bush Land shark which is a nickname for a pedophile a boar I wouldn't mind owning a farm of a thousand dogs and having like maybe a crown of some sort being like some sort of king to the dogs.  What else? I've never even thought about it, eh? Skydiving?       He's been out of Fox Typhoon Verde! Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon! What's my mouth?  Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon! Fox Typhoon, Fox Typhoon! Which means I become Fox Devil's Wilds, which means I get really angry. And I've never heard that before. And that's surprising because there's a lot of anger around me when I was in German.  Fox Typhoon, Typhoon! Number one emotion is anger, right? That's what you guys operate on. Yeah, well, it's just the default emotion.  Instead of normal Germans wake up angry. It benefits you. It makes you more motivated. It just demands the best from everyone. That's what being angry does. That's why the Germans are so far advanced in engineering. Because that's why vanilla was a first.  Oh!  And I started levitating or something. I thought it would have been perfect. The cream on top of the pie. German pie. All right.      I'm raring to go. Arnold Fein calling the pet hotline. Oh, hello, my name Arnold Fein. I have a concern with one, your product. Your Purina, yes? Okay, I feed one animal Purina for maybe two, three week. And he start to get all forming from the mouth.  He cannot walk properly ever since I give him your product. What product did you feed her? So it's a he, I feed him Purina, the dry dog food there with the Purina, you know the one. We have several brands in our range. So can you please tell me what brand you, were you feeding your dog? I do not have the packet. I throw away, but it's a say a Purina on it. It's a Purina in my wife, write down some number. And I call you here. Yeah, without the packaging, without the name of the product, we take this case very seriously, especially because you are reporting that your dog wasn't well. Not a dog, it's a pig. I have a large pig. I have a six or seven large pig. And I feed the pig your Purina. I just to see what happened. And you get very sick. My pig cannot walk. You have to contact a vet. This product is not formulated for pigs. Or maybe you have to change the diet that you're feeding your dog. I have a listen, listen. I have a many pig. And I feed sometimes I feed dog food. Sometimes I feed meat, steak. Sometimes I feed pork to the pig. And they happy, healthy. And I first time I try Purina. And one of them starts vomiting all over the kitchen. And there's blood. Blood from the back. I highly advise you, recommend you to take your animal to the vet. The vet then make me pay your 100, 200 dollar. I do not, I need to sell the pig to butcher. No, no, no, listen here Pussycat. Do you listen here? I need to sell the pig. You need to sell the pig to butcher by the weekend. Okay, I need some medicine. Maybe you can send medicine to my house.  I talking right now, okay? You write that down. You write my- It is not swear yet, we all have to end the call. I have not said any swear words. I look, I need the pig okay by Friday. So we have three day. And maybe you know that I can take him to give me discount or something because your product make them sick or something. I do not, I cannot pay for the vet right now. And it's your product. So you need to be, you need to be the one to fix the pig. It's lying there. It's all foaming from the mouth and from flicking around in the backyard. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's all without the product, without the name of the product, or batch details of the product. I cannot, I cannot afford that. Maybe you name one, I need to refresh my memory. It's, I can, I remember the package. I remember the package. You, what are the, it was the large dog food, I think for large breed dog or something like that. You know, the large breed- Where did you buy the product from? From a calls. My wife is sick. What happens, what happens sometimes if you don't transition as slowly from the food you were feeding you previously, your pigs, from a new one, that's at least what we, my wife is sick. For dogs, you have to transition as slowly between the old food and the new food in order to avoid upset and so on. But I know my pig. I breed pig for maybe six, seven years now.   My wife is sick.  And I know my pig, I feed them anything and anything and they're usually fine and happy.  I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry to hear that. Yes, I know, it's a very distressing, very distressing for my wife, she's sick. My wife is sick, my wife is sick and she cannot take it to the vet and I do not know what to do. I have a gun, I think maybe I may have to put it down, I might have to choke it, choke it to death if the bullet doesn't kill it. And I don't want to do that because I love to pig.   I understand that, and I'm on my own. The children ride the pig in the backyard and it's sick. And the other pigs. It's very seriously, but because the pig is not well. No, my wife is very sick. My wife is very sick. So yeah, exactly. She has a big long headache. Close to her.  The pig is family.  They ride the pig around the backyard and the kids, I don't know where they are. The children are gone. The children are not in my house. Where are my children, you know?    There is something very, very wrong and very concerning about your pig's well-being. I know, that's why I called you to contact the vet.  I am so sad. Who is this? Who is this, huh? Yeah, look, I feel sorry for your experience with one of our products, but as I said, without the vet, the full name of the product, the vet details or a vet report, there is not much that I can do for you. What I can do, if you provide the vet, the copy of the receipt, where you state that you bought our brand, I can organize every sound of the bag for you as a gesture of goodwill, but only if you provide the copy of the receipt and send us to our email.  It walk on two leg, like a human, around backyard, it has walking on two leg and throwing up a sheet. I've never seen anything like it and I think maybe the pig is not really a pig. It seems like maybe possessed or something, I don't know. It's walking around like a human being. Yelling, my name, it's yelling Arnold. Who is this, huh? My pig was at my wedding and now it's walking around my backyard and blood's coming from the nose and walking and talking now. It's a very strange. Based on what you described to me, I highly advise you to contact the vet.  I think maybe the pig, it is now painting the back fence. It has a paintbrush and is painting the back fence. It's never seen behavior like it. Painting my back fence, looking back at me and waving it's paw, waving at me, smiling and my wife is in bed sick and my children are missing. Look, this is a line, this is a line where we provide pet care, a device and pet nutritional device.   But it seems like it's smiling and waving but I understand, it seems not real. Thank you, I love you very much and good luck in your life, huh? I love you. Thank you, bye-bye. Bye-bye. Huh? Who is this? Oh my God.   Woo! Dude.  Woo! Oh my God. It's like waving at me the pig. It's flicking around. Then she goes into this serious chat about, you know, this is a serious line. Dude. I love so many wives, so many flicking arounds.  Who is this? She never addressed her. I really wanted her to. I really wanted her to.  So yeah, she was very sweet.  Dude, he was French.  Yeah, Arnold Fein's like going all exotic on his count. Dude. I don't know why I forget it sometimes. It's, yeah. I swear you channel something.  It's very strange, but anyway, that is the end of episode number 1,000. 100.  That's like a lot of time, eh? It's 100 prank calls. We've done that here 100 times. That's over 100 hours of... Imagine if we had to do 100 back to back.  That would take like three days, man. Probably. And we've all been together for every single one. You could... It would take you over four days to watch every single podcast. Pack to pack.  Imagine being hungover.   And a bowl of weed. People have messaged me and thanked me.  Downloaded or subscribed to your website.   Comment 100. If you don't know what else to comment, because this is episode number 100 in total. And we are halfway through this season and we've done amazing things so far. We have.  We are the best, they say.  And here's to another 100. We've got 20 more this season. And the back end of this season, I've got a feeling we're gonna be crushing some boundaries. Matt? Matt's gonna have an OnlyFans by next week. Everything's gonna be fucking... Who would've thought season three Matt Brown gets an OnlyFans?  And we are... We're the best, we're the best. We're the best, we're the best. It's best, be best. Hey, there he is. Boys, what's happening?  I am, man. It's fucking...  You are real. Yeah, but yeah, so we've been...  Like what, 15 years ago or something? Oh yeah, it would've been now, yeah. Yeah, and always been massive fans. So we thought like for our 100th episode of the podcast we thought we'd get you on and just...   Cool, man. No probes. So what are you doing now? Like after all the dirty Sanchez... What are all the boys doing now? I don't see anything from Panche on any of them anymore. Are they still making videos or anything? What are they all doing? What I'm doing, I got tattoo and barber shop in Cardiff and I opened that in 2015. Plus I started doing fitness stuff like Ironman and all that kind of... We were still on the road until 2014 doing live shows and all that kind of stuff. So I sort of pulled the plug in 2014, opened the shop and just went from there really. I mean Dayton still doing filming and editing and all that kind of stuff. Panche has got his own clothing brand called Sample Tableau and Joyce is doing filming stuff as well and editing for companies. So we're all keeping busy doing our own little things. So it was all good, man. As for doing crazy shit... I mean... Yeah, I'm 48 now, so... You crossed the Atlantic Ocean, right?  Yeah, but in a different kind of way, if that makes sense. Yeah. How did you know? We get asked all the time as well, because we're again...  It takes longer for us to recover now. It's like... How did you know when it was time to call it quits with it all? Well... We started 2001, that's when Sanchez first started after doing the Pritchard versus Dayton video. And it was just... It was a crazy... Crazy few years. We only thought we were ever going to get one series of Sanchez and that was it. But when it hit MTV, it just went crazy.  And it just kept escalating. It was... Me and Digg were still doing stuff for MTV because we did a show called Rett and then we did another show called Sanchez Get High where we travel around the world, take in various legal... Or medicines and stuff. And that was my favourite show to film in. Yeah, that would have been so fun. I mean, although we weren't doing loads of crazy stunts, it was just good to meet all these tribes and all these different people and go to places we never would have gone to before and, of course, taking some crack in. And I did stuff with Panshee as well because me and him did Bores of Steel, which is on Channel 4. I think we had Bores of Steel in Australia. We were the pain men over here and I think they had two different pain men in Australia. But it was quite weird. Me and Digg sort of went off and kept doing the push-overs to date and stuff. And Joyce and Panshee, sort of went off and did their kind of thing. So it's a really long story, quite a bit of a weird time. But me and Digg just kept... We were on the road for quite a few years and doing live shows. The live shows were really successful and a lot of people were coming to them just nightclubs, nightclubs, festivals. Just being on the circuit. You know, that was great fun, really good fun.  I mean, as fun as it is, it's just... And the crowd, you know, we would go doing student gigs and freshers. And it's just like the crowd's young on stage and it just looks like your dad's getting up to no good on stage. And it's just like... And it just sort of made sense to me. I think it's time to chop the towel in. I've got some savings. I had an idea for this business and I didn't really... I didn't have time to do it while I was on the road because when you're on the road, it's just crazy.  And your head's not really focused on doing that kind of stuff. But yeah, in 2014, I wrote an email and I just got out and started a business and she just went from there then. But yeah, that's how it sort of started and ended for me. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, because yeah, it's definitely... I think we're more and more now because we started doing it. Started making videos when we were like 25. And even now, we're starting to feel like that. Just in general, your body starts to shut down. Playing sport and everything. My back's fucked. Everything's fucked. Yeah, and it just gets a bit like, we're getting a bit too old to be doing fucking... You started at 25 because I was 26 when we first started with MTV as well. And that's quite old-rigging these days when you think about it. Yeah, yeah. But the thing is, it doesn't matter how old you are. Comedy is still funny. It's just doing messed up stuff. Comedy is comedy and you can do that until the day you die.  So it was for many years. So from all the... I think we've seen a fair bit of... I haven't watched any of this stuff for a few years now. And I'm sure you've been asked this a hundred times.    Oh, man. How's the pinky going? Oh, yeah, you cut your... It's gone. It was a little scowl on the end of it. I mean, I said to him, to me, I wanted to cut it there. Like, with a cigar cutter. And then he was just like, pfft, a dude, man. That's just not happening. You're going to have to take the tip. You're going to have to take the tip off. So I was like, oh, the tip of it is. And we had, like, we had a medic and everything there. And I knew he had morphine.  They enjoyed he ate it and swallowed it. And, of course, the health and safety guy, that was in the back.   I haven't done any tests or this.   He was like, ah, bollocks. But I, I mean, no, that was, that was pretty, I think for me, getting shot to point blank range in Prague with, um, the shotgun. Oh, yeah. And you don't, you don't have a bulletproof vest on. And I just had a pair of sunglasses. And that's all they had. And then as soon as that, you see the barrel of a gun, you're looking down the barrel of a gun. That, that, before he even hit it, just that in itself was just set me, it was weird. I'm looking down the barrel of a gun.  And he shot it.  Scarred my chest.  Cause I was like, wow. Yeah, once you do it. Yeah. Yeah. Once you've done it, it's, it's the suspense. Yeah. Once you've actually done it. Yeah. You know what's coming. And that's the worst part. What happens, blah, blah, blah.   And, uh, the camera man went, ah, fucking, you're going to have to do this again.  I forgot to press, I forgot to press record. Oh my God. We've been there, dude. We've been there too, but not like we stunts like that. That's fine. But it, because there was, there was a camera on the floor facing up at me. And there was a camera, obviously, behind the guy shooting. So the guy didn't go shooting. That camera was recording, but the one on the floor wasn't the, the, the, the gold camera. Yeah.  And the guy who shot me, just, just, just checked. I just went, I am not doing that. What are the bullets? Cause one of the shotgun bullets went through my, went through my arm as well. It just, yeah. It was, it was fine.  That was just another level of, didn't want some pain. It was just cause it was like 12 hours of just nonstop. Did it last, yeah, last 12 hours after? Yeah, like 12 hours a week. And we were all these wives tales of using dock leaves and vinegar and stuff. And apparently somebody told us if you piss, if we use piss, it gets rid of it. So me, me and Dan and Dan in the bath pissing on, pissing on one another, trying to get, trying to get this stuff to stop stinging, but it didn't, it didn't work. And it was, it was, it was like having a bad trip for 12 hours. Yeah man. Well, yeah, it's fucking, it's good to have you on mate. And yeah, so what's your life like now?  Hey, and, and we say, we've been following you for a bit on Instagram now. We can see, you know, you're, you're a bit far more health conscious now. And we're so, so it's like with us as well.   But now sort of last few years, it's like becoming far more health conscious and sort of, but we don't really party that much anymore. Like, is that, did that happen to you guys as well?  That's all you can do. And then just sort of become a bit more health conscious. Yeah. Yeah, 100%.  And it helps with, it helps with filming too.  Like it was like, we were fucking, it was like starting all over again. We're just so scared.  You know, you have to get used to doing stuff.  It's, it's, I don't know.  Like, no, no, so I mean, I remember we did 10 gigs in a row once and we went, just look, I can't remember coming home. And I just looked like a cat.  And every night was, was alcohol, narcotics. And it was like that for years and years and years. And it was like balls out.   I don't get, I've tried to go down that sober loads of times, but I mean, I don't do anything I've got to used to before. I mean, I'll have a drink once once in a blue moon. I'll have a little blowout, but that's it really. That's what we realized.  But if you got that something to look forward to once every few months, it's like, fuck, it's not going forever. And then you enjoy it again. You do it all the time. It doesn't really do anything after a while. Yeah. No. And if you've done a lot of work, for me, if I've done a lot of work, if I've done a lot of training, if I've accomplished a lot of things, it's almost like, right, you've earned that, there's your permission to have a little blast and then go back and then start again. Yeah. That's the thing. Yeah. It's very similar to us, man. Same one set. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. But yeah.  I mean, rowing that ocean.  That was just. Dude, yes. Yes. How many days was that? It was seven, seven weeks.  Yeah. They were full.  And the open ocean was massive waves. Yeah.  Did you have any like close calls with weather and shit? It was, it was the most emotional thing I ever done. It was before because to me, I've never been there. I've never been, I've never done that kind of stuff before. Never been into the ocean that deep before.  This could be death. I might not come back and all this kind of malagy. I mean, ocean rowing is really safe. I got told about it before going out, but still that's in the back of your head and some way saying, because we were, this has been a documentary about it. We will just be coming out soon. And then for, you know, after the film, you're trying to say goodbye face time to my parents and my parents and my fiance. And I was just in tears, man. And I just, it was just the whole experience was a real, a real emotional roller coaster. All right. Well, bloody, it's lovely to have you on, Pritchard. And yeah, thanks for coming on.   Let us know on that sale. Well, yeah, I think that's, yeah, that'll be coming. It should be out by the end of this year. So that'll, that'll be good. But yeah, thanks for having me on boys and keep, keep doing what you're doing and keep rocking and having a laugh and stuff. So, it's all good. Keep in touch. Chat soon. Hey buddy. Have a good one.