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She put us on different things We're on rumble and other things plus we're on later on bit shoot God tubes to other stuff like that. Okay And we're doing pretty good on rumble right now Just put in HOH HCC. You're there All right Eoratoss is something that you cannot see with your eyes And every morning Christian born again Christian knows that this is true. Everyone knows there is a spirit world Every morning getting Christian is aware of it 100% of them Yeah In addition almost all sinners are aware of it. There's an invisible world. There's something out there people don't understand As I'm standing here talking to you right now. There is all kinds of Being standing around in here looking at me. Okay, I know what you're thinking lucky for them That's why I looked at it. There's angels in here. There's demons in here. They all come to flooding and then they all leave When we leave yeah, we just can't see them. They were at us. You cannot see it This is part one. Let's go to section Ron real quick in the Bible these things are mentioned in God's word very few things are mentioned in the Bible that are in the invisible world here Here's a list of them for you Angels God of course is listed the Trinity demons right Humans human spirits There's structures in the revelation there's thrones there are different things right there's all kinds of stuff in the spirit world And in addition there are angels mentioned in the Bible. These are the only ones mentioned Here's a brief overview. I did a full teaching on angels a few years ago. It's on the YouTube channel But the Bible mentions seraphim's cherubim's zoas Ark angels Free are mentioned by name Some deans some fallen angels in Persia and Grisha were mentioned in Daniel 10 who they were I don't know But anyway, we know that they live in the spirit world and the spirit world obviously is different than our world They can see us. We can't see them They have the ability to manifest to see so we can see them But they don't do it very often yeah Most people are you know indifferent to the spirit world because They have five senses and anything beyond their five senses are not really interested in it so if you don't see it whatever you just go by your about your regular life and You drop dead If you're lucky you have a funeral If you're lucky you have a couple people two or three or four at your funeral We're sorry you died. That's if you're lucky to maybe how about three The bag up I got four Not for okay stay with three They can see us, but we can't see them and you have a guardian angel They're not named but anyway that once you become a born-again Christian the Bible teaches that you have a guardian angel follows you around Take care of you watch us out for you protect you Remember that car wreck you were almost in where he almost got t-boned and it didn't happen remember that that was him That was him watching out for you Taking care of you Remember that person you meant you kind of liked him and then they disappeared They were a plant of Satan and they your guardian angel got rid of them Good for you He's doing a job Sinners do not have guardian angels All saints have one and they're in here they're in here looking at me and they're going man I wish I was human all right that's section one. I just went real easy on that one. How'd that go? You know these get tougher. I thought I would throw an easy one down there Any problems? Nope, okay. Here's section two. Let's go to that now. We'll go to another kingdom. The Satan has a kingdom it's invisible and Says here Jesus said to Paul after he was converted. He said to him. I want you to open The people's eyes and I want you to turn them from darkness to light From the exesia authority of Satan to God that was his mission in life That's exactly what he did and he did a great job in Romans chapter one the Bible says that Humanity in general has an idea or some knowledge of God because it's manifested in them and God has showed it to him How did he do that the invisible things of God? from the creation of cosmos humanity Not the universe Just from the creation of humanity forward are clearly seen being understood by the things that are made That's not the things we make but it's the things that God made so everything in the natural world that God made there may be a replica of it in the spirit world and What he's talking about here is human beings know there's a God they sense it in their soul and They look at the skies and they know the complexity of nature and human beings They know through common sense that it couldn't possibly have evolved evolution is a Complete utter ridiculous lie everybody knows it But everybody has to keep promoting it. There's no possible way evolution could be real. It's ridiculous The new telescope has proven the Big Bang theory is false That's already been disproved The universe is not continually speeding up The web telescope is shocking scientists The edges of the universe are slowing Which means the Big Bang theory was false Everything that God made is kind of a replica of What's in the spirit world even his eternal power and his Theotis Godhead so human beings are without an excuse the Otis would be the Greek word you would use If you were going to describe the divine trinity It's also translated as Godhead Colossians one Christ delivered us from the authority of darkness Exoccia and Translated us into the kingdom of his dear son All right right now That's spiritual right now. We're standing at the deliverance center. This isn't heaven It seems like it But it's not right You were translated into the kingdom of God and it's spiritual when you became a born-again Christian your spirit man Received the Holy Spirit. You were born again And now anathan means to be born from above and you became a new creation in Christ and You were translated from darkness to light from the kingdom of Satan to the kingdom of God The next time you fall into a depression that would be a good way to get out of it Thank You Jesus Translating me in the kingdom of light Thank you.    They want you to oh Yeah, if you Do an end around on them and start praising. Ah, they'll freak. They'll feel their depends everything They'll go nuts. They'll say what are we doing here? This this this morons not responding Where we're kicking the stuffing out of her and she's not griping They'll start panicking You can use this verse to do it me.   Thank you Thank you Jesus Thank you for sending me this total idiot to talk down to me like I'm a fool Thank you for all these people who don't like me Thank you for everything that went wrong the money the money. What happened to the money? Gone. Thank you Jesus The money's gone. Hallelujah. The demons will be crappin their pants.  You're not following instructions dummy When we beat on you, we expect you to gripe about it. You was What's wrong with you? If you don't gripe about it, we can't do it again Hello, this would be a good verse here. I'm free.  He's dead. Thank you Jesus No, are you God look at him laying there? Oh, he looks so good. He's getting stiff. Oh, thank God He's a stiff. He but just let your praise go the demons own they'll freak They will no go home with a headache. It's good preaching here, but nobody knows it. It's secret secret Jesus Christ is the image of the Aeoritus invisible God. Okay. I have never seen God As he's invisible and he is the firstborn Tosca thesis of all of creation who is Jesus a prototikus. What is a prototikus? It's the first Person in line for others. See so if you were the firstborn You would be in your family.  It's it's a crack up nothing's working and the demons go, hey You're an important person you don't need to be waiting around here while these Burger King people are fumbling around I Don't know. I don't I don't need to be waiting around here. But while I'm here Lord, thank you for the machine breaking down and then screwing up them hamburgers. Thank you My god, the demons will go back there and fix you your sandwich themselves Prototikus the first in line Hey, Mary Did what? She had her firstborn son. What was the word used this one Matthew one Joseph did not know her me need they didn't have intercourse Until she had brought forth her firstborn son Prototikus first of others Jesus had four brothers and Unknown number of sisters remember that no, okay? I'm sorry. You're a little scared right now Anybody here ever heard of Christmas now you get your firstborn son and Then he had four brothers remember they're named In the text I should have taken a stimulant before I got here Then he had an unknown number of sisters, so he had at least what six siblings, but he was the first He was Mary's firstborn son, okay Catholic teach that Mary was a perpetual virgin that's a lie because the Greek text says she she had one first son Jesus and that had others See You can make up false doctrines all the time of the Greek text will always catch you It always catches you For example Jesus was also who the only begotten of the father that wasn't Prototikus it was monogonase is anybody here a only child only child raise your hand one That's it only one only child here, okay that guy back there is a monogonase My parents mom and dad Were only children. I only had one sister. She lives in Kansas That means that I'm running out relatives Yeah, there's not many left fact when I kick the bucket. I think they'll be near the end of it The Smiths will be gone Because I don't have any Relatives Jesus was the only son of the father, but he was the firstborn of Mary Right and by Jesus all things were created in heaven api upon the earth visible and invisible everything in the invisible world was created by Christ as is the Natural world then Paul says Whether they be thrones dominions principalities or powers all things were created dia through him and ice into him everything belongs to Jesus if he's chapter 2 in time past you walked according to the number one course of this world that actually says the age of humanity and You also walked according to the archon ruler of the exosia authority of the Year what's that oxygen? What's Paul doing here? He's saying listen there are there are beings in the invisible world. You can't see here they are and They live where we live They live Where we live where we live? And we live here in the atmosphere at the bottom of the earth Where the oxygen is? if we go up Beyond our atmosphere We die because there is no No oxygen They live where we live right here Ephesians 6 Paul explains it again. We wrestle not against flesh and blood. He uses the same terms same Greek word Archon spiritual rulers Exosia spiritual authorities In the invisible world And they all live where we live The spirit world the invisible world is superimposed on top of the natural world The spirit beings are here here tonight, and we're here tonight. We're all here together. That's how the system works Then it says there's also rulers of The darkness of this world cosmocrator means world rulers The rulers of this I own age that should have been translated as age in the King James Bible So now Paul introduces something else in the spirit world World rulers and then he introduces something else in the spirit world a Spiritual wickedness in high places Epironius is the atmosphere where we live Honoria means perverted. There are Exceptually perverted spirits living in our atmosphere here it is we live here Here's the trophosphere. Here's the stratosphere. Here's where the oxygen is Here's where very little oxygen is That is the ozone if you go beyond the ozone. What's out there? Nothing. There's nothing alive out there that we know of far as we know Nothing is alive in the universe I'm not saying there's not something out there. I'm saying as far as we know There's not there's nothing out there Nothing is alive a big deal now is UFOs Right This this is the next big thing, you know, are there UFOs? I Don't know but what I think it is the Pentagon is going to Promote UFOs so they can get Congress to cough up a bunch of money so we can defend ourselves against flying objects They're gonna need a two or three trillion dollars to fight off UFOs from the Kazmar galaxy in Now this kind of off the record, but if the government says something to me, I don't believe it Well, let's just play along. It's a joke, right? Here's the UFOs. This will get this will get me out of trouble to reduce the emails the UFOs are out here Sometimes they're down here and when we're seeing them that there went one. Wow, that was amazing if You if you don't believe in UFOs It's hard not to believe them if you live here. We had the most amazing UFO sighting in the history of the United States Was anybody around here in the 90s when the Phoenix lights? Flew over the valley anybody who remember that Nobody remember that well, okay? I'll skip that then but anyway There's different dimensions Yeah, we we can't prove any of that can we Yeah, yeah, it's a whole different subject. Yeah, there's other dimensions, but anyway what we know for sure is this This is the troposphere here and that's where all the oxygen is and What Paul is saying is that the spirit beings trans Transfer back and forth here. Just like we do only we walk or fly or drive A car, but they move through the atmosphere. This is the epauronius here Okay, that's that's what he's saying sleep paralysis. That's not a UFO.   You're like, yeah Yeah, incubus and succubus. I'll cover that in a minute Yeah, they come into your bedroom. I'm talking about paul's not talking about that right now. He's talking about The structure of the of satan's kingdom and the spirits the fallen angels and the demons that run the system All trans transverse through this area here Just like we do only they don't walk they go through the atmosphere Somehow transport you some way Exactly how they do that. I don't know right Yeah, so an angel can appear Supernaturally they have enormous supernatural powers Joseph had them appear in his dreams Demons can appear in your dreams what do we call those? Yeah, we call them nightmares. Okay, so Spirit beings can get into your subconscious. They can get into your brain. They can get into your dreams. It's freaky It's freaky The holy ghost can actually give you visions and so can satan for example the greatest vision The devil ever recorded was When he gave jesus the vision of all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time He just flashed them up there to tempt him with serving him And he saw he instantly saw them all right there So somehow satan took some kind of a picture Or a photograph of all these kingdoms and then collected them and printed them somehow again. I'm talking I don't know how he did it. Okay. I'm just talking. I don't know what I'm doing. I was talking He printed them out and there jesus could see them. He saw them So there was some kind of supernatural ability to Make stuff appear In a vision that wasn't actually physically there And jesus saw saw all the kingdoms of the world in the moment of time Yeah And then of course the holy ghost has given people visions and dreams and so on so Spirit beings are very talented. They have unusual supernatural powers And I cannot explain How they do it. I don't have those that knowledge or those skills how exactly they do those things I don't know I've seen hundreds of people healed right in front of my eyes How did that happen? I I don't know I don't know how it happened Do I care no All I care about is that person getting healed how it happens. I'm not interested that I'm not that interested Would I like to know?  How exactly does that work? I don't know I don't know Does the holy ghost reach down grabbing by the throat? I hope he does That's a fantasy now. I'm sharing my fantasies now. I hope he reaches down there just grabs right by the throat And just pulls them out Does he do that? I don't know I made that up. It was just brother mike fantasy So you don't need to know how this stuff happens. I'm just sharing it that sharing that it does happen I don't know how god Acts like god. I don't that's be above my pay grade. I don't know how he created the universe. I don't I don't get it How did you do it? I have no idea It's too great for me It's awesome. Okay, but anyway, there's your atmosphere Epironius is also translated as heaven in this verse. It was translated as high places Remember that it's also translated as heaven, but it's not actually heaven heaven That's a different greek word Oranauts is heaven heaven where where god lives This verse word he's using is the atmosphere Epironius the heaven above our ground The heavenly atmosphere is what he means. Okay I guess I spent too much time on that. I apologize kalashans one Paul mentions these four terms again same terms that he mentioned In Ephesians, okay So we know in the in this in the invisible world There's some kind of spiritual thrones out there. My guess these are i'm guessing these are fallen angels There's also curiotus dominions or lordships is what that greek word means somewhere in the spirit world There's now these are the same two that he used in the other verse rulers And authorities spiritual authorities. Okay, so What these exactly are and what they exactly do? I don't know because it's not revealed Paul's only revealing the structure of this and If you're interested in it If you're interested in these Verses I just collected them here for you Those terms that I went over are used in these verses right here Principalities powers thrones dominions Ephesians 6 All that stuff send those verses if you're interested. Okay And here I listed them for you From I did the best I could from the weakest one here To the most powerful At the top. Okay, so there's eight levels In the kingdom of darkness There's eight levels The demons that you and I face every day are these two down here dimone are Powerful demons dimonian or run-of-the-mill demons We see these all the time here at the deliverance center They're very common.   Yeah Yeah, yeah, I just did These scriptures at the top right here There up here and I built this little chart from those verses right so There these scriptures here As I mentioned earlier contain all those if you're interested Right and so here they are broken down again same same words What I'm trying to say is maybe I'm not explaining it right these these are Satan's world And this is how he runs the planet and he runs it in an orderly fashion Okay, because he is supernaturally intelligent And he's all business He doesn't play around with anybody And all these servants of his these are his servants right here right there I just listed all those in a list for summary purposes is all I did Okay, and then here's another summary of it here Oops put back too far. I apologize there Yeah There to just summarize it differently same thing Okay That's what it looks like in the spirit world. That's what it looks like in satan's kingdom. That's what I'm saying What's that like a what a tornado? No, it's more like microsoft.  I didn't put him on the list and then you've got CFO coo right all the way down to custodians Supervisors custodial supervat whatever It's more like a business. It's run like a business And it's a living hell A business of living hells Is what it is Now does does does this create? World winds and tornadoes. Oh, you're kidding By all the time absolutely They cause nothing but horror and misery constantly Constantly there it's again and there we go Yeah And nobody left all right so I see that as an asset. Let's go to section three then since we don't have any problems with two This section is really weird Very weird Okay, it's one warning There is traffic in heaven We already went over traffic in the atmosphere this heaven here the heavenly atmosphere Now we're going to go to Above that to heaven heaven where god lives And we notice a lot of weird stuff going on up there That I don't understand but anyway, this is the way it works God revealed this to us Uh In the book of joe If you haven't read the book of joe you ought to do that. It is spectacular It's got scientific truths in there and stuff about the universe and stars man It's really quite remarkable the book is like off the chain interesting And it starts out super interesting Incredibly interesting where god actually goes like this. Hey look behind The curtain into the spirit world look in there That's what he does here. It's spectacular Yeah Years ago 17 years 16 years ago something like that 17 Could be 18 but anyway, I had found some books written by a guy named herald pitman And uh, he was from alabama or arkansas or something like that And uh, he was an ex cop And he had uh, he was a southern baptist. He got filled with spirit and God gave him a a rack of visions And I got his books. Yeah, I think he had four books. I got all four of them. I read through them all Absolutely fascinating. Well, basically what happened to make to shorten it up God gave this guy Step into the spirit world And he got to see what the heck was going on And he wrote about it. Yeah, so I read through this. I thought you know something.  Who are you? Well, there's brother mike. I wanted to ask you to say well, he was 91 years old by the time I caught it Died shortly after I called and no relationship for the call Uh I interviewed the guy and I'm pretty good with people. I know a lot about people I've been a counselor for over 40 years. This guy had nothing but credibility dripping off of the guy I interviewed him for about an hour As far as I know, he was the real deal. This guy was legit What had happened was god Send him his guardian angel and his guardian angel wanted to take him on a tour of the spirit world here on this earth and so One of the uh visions he had or whatever it was He was at a hospital and He was standing there looking at the patients looking at doctors Looking at the and he and he could see all the spirit beings in the hospital And he and he was standing there looking into the break room and there was a guy in there talking to a girl And there was a spirit some kind of demon or something about three foot high Standing at this guy's feet looking up at him and this guy was trying to seduce this this woman and Pittman said he saw the demon start climbing up this guy's leg And he came watching him and he thought he got up to his groin area and Pittman goes Well, I got to warn this guy and he yelled at him and the guy couldn't hear him No one could hear him. He couldn't communicate With the spirit world. He was only given the ability to see what was going on. He couldn't they couldn't hear him So he's yelling at this guy. This demon's crawling up His and the more he talks to this girl about hey, you know, you're beautiful.  He walks outside and he couldn't believe it. There were spirit beings everywhere following people Walking in and out of stores moving through the air Cailing people sitting on people sitting on their shoulders I mean, it was like unbelievable the guy was stunned There were spirits everywhere That's what I read through all that guy You know, I'm thinking well this guy I saw his picture in the book book. I thought well this this guy's old I'm thinking is this an Alzheimer's case I Called him. No, it wasn't the guy was sharpest attack and knew exactly what he was talking about and I mean it was it was real It was real the maniac of Gadder and mark chapter 5 Now I can see where he would have thousands of demons in him because if a demon's able to Constrict its size to like a little ball like that. You could see how hundreds of them Could get into a person I've wondered that myself over the years because I've had several deliverance cases over the years Everybody has where not one or two demons came out. I mean Dozens and dozens of demons were coming out of this person And I always often wondered until I got that book How the heck did they all get in there? And how do they stay in one body and they have some kind of ability to shrink how they do it? Again, don't ask me how they I'm just reporting the facts here. I don't have The full knowledge of how this stuff works. Okay But this guy picked up a lusty demon crawled right up his body and went right into him while he was trying to seduce this nurse And pitman was standing there watching it and tried to stop him and couldn't communicate with the guy Okay, well back to this opening the Curtain the reason I told you that story was god opened a curtain to him and he got to see God's doing it for us. Here it is ready Apparently in heaven where god lives People present themselves for different reasons. I don't know what's going on here But the sons of gods came to stand before the lord satan came up with them and The Hebrew word bane Elohim Sons of god is always used to describe angels It's used five times in the old testament that's always used of angels And You know the story, right? Yeah, well, okay Satan says to god Hey, he's God says to him. Hey, I see you've been watching on my my servant job I see you're watching him Well, Jehovah knew what he was going to do. He was looking to take a shot at Job And so we got this beautiful book as a result of it So the devil goes Uh Jehovah rubs his nose in it He says hey, you seen Job He cares about me. He loves me. He worships me And he obeys me watches himself. He keeps from sinning The Jehovah deliberately went through this list of positives Just to irritate him See and it worked satan goes well But Yeah Anybody here married You ever you ever have your spouse dead to rights, but but but and they start going what what what as soon as I hear that What oh I start backing off What well the only reason he serves you should you you give him everything Who wouldn't serve you if you give him everything?   He's totally ignorant. He's devastated He doesn't know satan's doing it. He thinks god's doing it Okay, fast forward 3 000 years to the Arizona delivery center And that's what christians do today when something goes bad. They think god did it When they're hit with some misfortune they think god did it When in fact he didn't do it. It was the kingdom of darkness. I already went over the structure of it Job is ignorant. He doesn't know what's going on and now he's devastated Most people do not know that the devil is capable of controlling the weather Most people don't know that It couldn't have been any clearer the bible specifically says he did this correct Then in chapter 2 the same thing happens they have a big meeting up in heaven. What are they doing there? I don't know I don't know what goes on there Satan makes the same challenge and says well Well, he's healthy as a horse you take away his his health and he'll curse you right to your face Well, the first bet he lost Because joe didn't do that, right? He said The lord gives and the lord takes away blessed be the name of the lord the lord was wrong But he wasn't cursing god to his face. So satan lost the bet while he takes a second shot at it and He says listen if you take his health away He'll curse you right to your face He won't say it behind your back.  You ever done that? I did that Yeah, but 20 20 23 years ago or something. I was so frustrated. I was so mad. I couldn't believe it I was just I had had it up to here. Everything was going wrong trials and temptations I was going nuts I was driving home from work I pulled over the side of the road I I pulled over I got out of my car I walked out in the middle of a field In the middle of a field. This was 20 23 years ago And I let the good lord have it I looked right up there. I said I was venting I was venting. I was so mad. I I just I finished him off. I accused him of everything I could think of I explained how incompetent he was I didn't understand why he wasn't helping me. What's wrong with him is he is the biggest grew up now. I was mad I'm not supposed to tell those kind of stories on myself, but This is what happened and after I was done. I felt sicker than when I pulled over Everything stayed the same nothing got any better And the next week at Sunday morning servers. I was down at the altar crying Begging god forgive me.   This ain't right. That ain't right. This ain't right. I can't take any more. I've had I was yelling In the middle of the field Oh brother mike. He's a carnal person Listen, you know, I was at a breaking point. I wasn't listening Was missing cues.   Don't do it That ain't gonna work Well, naka in Hebrew. What did he beat? Job down with oils All over his body if you can believe that bottom of his feet on his scrotum On his tongue.  Why didn't the devil kill Mrs. Job?   Well, you know I can have compassion on her.  She's suffering severe depression the whole nine yards. She turns on Job and a taxi then The devil kept alive Your three friends Yeah, the three guys from church come over to help you Remember those guys from church?   The boss says, yeah, I'll forgive you all that I'll forgive you this much money the servant goes out. He won't forgive the another guy this much money Well, the Boss finds out about it and he calls in the servant. It says hey, I I forgave you of all this But you wouldn't forgive him for that Yeah on second thought you owe me all the What you owed me before Yeah, and plus up you're getting turned over to the tormentors And that's what's going to happen to every born again christian Who violates the law of sowing and reaping?  That's what happened to ahab here it is Sitting in heaven and how this works again. I don't know Here the word of the lord. I saw the lord sitting on his throne. I saw all the host of heaven Standing by him on his right and left side And jehovah said who shall persuade ahab that he go up and fall at ramoth gilead One suggested this somebody said that this person said this this individual said that what have you again? These are all spirit beings in heaven talking here And then came forth a spirit a demon was in heaven. How did the demon get in heaven? I don't know He stood up before jehovah and said i'll persuade him And god said how and he says i will go and be a lying spirit In the mouth of all his prophets He said you will shall you shall persuade and prevail go do it and that's what happened And you know the rest of the story ahab was killed in battle the guy was destroyed And how's what's this? What's the back story here? I don't know but if you go 3 000 years ahead now You wouldn't believe how many christians are in bondage to lying spirits These demons are so prevalent. It's on be believable Every person i have sitting in my office for counseling is Facing these demons They are unbelievably intelligent. It's amazing to me how they can tell people lies And get away with it making stuff up left and right And the person buys it It's incredible It's incredible Lying spirits are a major adversary of christians Right now Right now Clinical oppression for examples caused by demons isaacaldi with spirit of heaviness Well depression is a Is a thought disability okay People who are clinically clinically depressed Have problems with their thoughts Okay, so for example if I have thoughts Of god loves me cares for me wants to help me. He's got my back He's going to be there for me The blood covers me Those kind of thoughts that i'm running through my mind right now The probability of causing depression is very low Very low. However, if I switch over to my childhood and start having thoughts from my childhood I'm not good enough. I'm not smart enough. Nobody likes me I know I don't have any friends people are going to betray me.   Is that what you said? Nobody likes you Yeah, that's what I said, okay And then I take that one thought and destroy it I have to destroy it I take out a bible verse that crushes it I use common sense on them I make them read the bible verse. I make them repent of that thought specifically One click at a time and I know what you're thinking. That's why they call you lucky Yeah Okay, mentally ill people Very challenging to see get delivered Very difficult Why because for many many years the person's mind has been out of their control They're so used to thinking Negative thoughts that it is second nature to them It is naturally think negative thoughts And because of that the spirits never have to leave because as some people call it They have legal rights I don't have to leave this fool They think what I think they think what I tell them to think So I get the stay And that's how it works You can't get rid of a demon You're feeding Okay, so You got lost demons, right? Hey brother mike. I gotta come in. I gotta get rid of lost demons Okay, here's your appointment time, but that night you're on poor masturbating Okay, now we are not going to be able to get rid of lost demons with you feeding them porn Hello No offense, but this isn't rocket science The spiritual Hello It's not going to work Okay, brother mike. I'm an addict my god. I can't stop drinking. Okay. Here's your appointment time. Come on in. We'll get these Lost demons out of there All right. See you buddy click Yeah, okay You can't get rid of alcohol spirits that you're feeding alcohol It's not possible the demons have Legal rights as they say in the preacher world to stay in you Because the bible requires you to repent What does repentant mean metano ao means to go this way in your mind and then Make an about face and go the other way Okay What is what is a fake repentance easy to see A disaster is happening to the person they're crying on their knees and asking god to forgive them and they repent of it Okay, what's the probability of that going well poor? Why because You have to change your will To be completely delivered. You can't repent emotionally At one spot because you're getting your face kicked in See repentance requires the person to change their will Oh, I see what I was doing. No, I've changed my no.  It has to be A change of their will Gardening of seminy jesus said not my will Let thine be done He said to father, I know you can do everything. I know you can get me out of this thing I'm not about to butcher. Nevertheless Not my will But thine be done You can't get people delivered. You cannot see them healed. They will always be broke. They will always have no friends They will always have nothing in life Until they change their will a person changes their will their miserable life Over and over and over again never change They have wouldn't do it Hey, he wouldn't do it. Saul wouldn't do it What happened to him? Not good things Well, this is all happening in heaven. I don't understand any of that But I do know in revelation at the end of revelation the bible says That the heaven and earth gets renovated And someday there will be a new heaven and a new earth which is which is telling me I don't know this for sure That's telling me that there's crap in heaven Like there's crap down here, and it's all getting uncrapped And everything eventually After the millennial is restored brand new Why would heaven have to be renovated? I don't know.  There's crap in heaven That gets renovated someday like you Yeah, you're getting renovated someday When you hear the trumpet Okay, I got one person here I gotta have at least one on youtube, right? Okay, let's go to section four That's as joyful as section three. Here we go humans Okay, this is the most interesting part and the most relevant part to you the other part. I was going over Demons in heaven. I don't care. I really don't I'm not interested. Check this out The structure of human beings on all these scriptures here. This is this is for your Study book. I'm taking all this information out of these scriptures. Okay It's on the structure of humans slide All right Here's how God made all human beings are made out of five parts. What are those five parts? Okay, you have a spirit man Numa suke is your soul Noose is your mind soma is Your body sonata is this is your Conscience, okay all human beings 100 percent of them Were made the same way five You have five parts and There they are you have a mind soul in the spirit conscience and a body That's how God made you four of these parts. Here they are Make up what paul called Your inner man Everybody has the inner man And here's our outer man, which would be this thing Your body correct Everybody's with you right now, right? Okay Now you also have five parts and you have Five senses, correct? From the time you're a bibi To the time you drop dead as an old man Okay, so i'm closer to that in and i am that in by far Everything in your world Comes in through these five senses Everything from bibi to Drop dead old man Everything comes in through those five senses Correct you're smelling it See it All coming in What happens to it when it all comes in it's processing the mind and it's stored where?  What is it? Numa, which is what? Your spirit man everybody knows that But it's a contextually interpreted greek word that means that Spirit means nothing until you see the context of the text correct for example Here are five different spirits So you would have to read the text to know which which spirit these are talking about And here they are all different ones But they're all spirits correct God is a spirit. They the worship be must worship be men Your soul is where your emotions come out of 58 times in the king james bible It was translated soul 40 times was translated as a person's life three times was translated as your mind That was mistranslated.  It is your Gauge of your morality Everybody's Conscience is different. They're just like fingerprints And everybody has different morals your morals are different from his and his And his when you become a born-again christian The holy spirit comes into your spirit man and As you grow in grace and study to show yourself approved into god the holy spirit then Restores your emotions in your soul He renews your mind. So you think like christ Right and he restores your conscience So that your conscience filters out Evil in your environment and it doesn't get in anymore. Okay So when I was living in sin Having sex with my girlfriend Fudging a little on my taxes Didn't bother me because my conscience was seared At a seared conscience in those areas When I was living in sin I would never murder anybody because my conscience wouldn't allow a murder But it would allow me to fudge on my real estate forms It would allow me to commit adultery am I making sense your conscience filters out Stuff in your environment And it was given to you by god to save you and help you it's an internal warning system. See But the problem with your conscience is the more you violate it The harder it gets it sears See so As I mentioned to you before Jeffrey Dahmer loved roadkill He was fascinated so he would pull over when he saw a dead skunk rat possum whatever it was He'd pick it up and put it in a box and he'd take it home. He started Looking at the entrails, you know Digging through the nine myself have never done that I've not had interest But Dahmer was fascinated by it See And that's how he started That's how he started on animals. How did it end up? Humans He was cutting open humans. He was eating human body parts How'd that happen to god's name that happened?   So you're able to sink To that level Kata riazzo it it stiffens it gets hard. It doesn't filter out What's wrong anymore? See So when you first got in a fight When you were young you yelled a little bit. Oh something something didn't feel right Well five years later you're screaming your brains out Before you started out cussing.  I dropped my keys Bobby don't talk like that. Well by times bobby's 30 he's swearing like a drill sergeant in the Marines But he would have never done that as a five-year-old or six-year-old See you have to work down to being Totally lost You don't you're just not lost out of the gate You got to work at it See you got to put in the time And work at it What's the problem with searing your conscience? Well the person doesn't know they're doing anything wrong anymore They interviewed Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy They didn't think anything of it Hey, John dude, you had 31 bodies in the crawl space under your house Well, I did I thought it was 30 Really? okay When your conscience doesn't work anymore, you'll say and do anything satan wants you to do And it doesn't even bother you anymore You don't care You don't care well now you Yeah, you you just asked me Two or three bible studies everybody That was a tough one But how do you know that your conscience is being seared if you're sinning and it doesn't bother you? You have a seared conscience does that make sense? So If it bothers you your conscience is still working That's a good sign if it bothers you That's a good sign if it bothers you Okay, secondly if you're loaded with demons Uh If you're doing things or thinking things or saying things that you don't want to do that's a red flag. It's demons If your will is not to do that That means somebody's pushing you To do what you don't want to do and that's the spirit in the body Does that make sense sir?  My youngest daughter Tracy lives with her And when I picked the phone up I recognized your voice And something inside of me And I'm my consciousness is seared. I'm shot. I'm living in sin. You I'm gone. I'm gone I hear my ex-wife's voice on the phone She's crying And something inside of me I have no idea what happened to me. I said to her What happened to Tracy? That she didn't say a word other than tears All I hear was her crying on the phone. I recognized her crying her voice I knew it was her I said what happened to Tracy she could barely get it out. I mean it was Devast and and I'm not trying to be hard on on anybody, but my ex-wife That was my first wife if I had a few here and there but anyway She was a very hard person I had never Seen her cry I was with her for years. I I saw her. She had one tear one time We had to take our dog to the pound. We took our dog to the pound this was in 1970 like seven or something and she had a little tear there. That was it I had been with her for years She had a bad temper and never apologized to me one time once not once Now this a hard woman Yeah, tough smart hard worker very intelligent well educated I heard her crying like a baby on the phone. I knew I was in trouble Big trouble That's what happened She was in a car accident Had head injury The result of that Me standing here right now. Yeah, she led me to the lord She's still in the wheelchair. I'm still believing God's going to restore But that disaster broke me And I came to God And if you got somebody with that it doesn't work anymore You're going to have to be broken to come home If you're not a narcissist and your conscience is not totally seared You can repent tonight right here Tonight and be completely restored And I would recommend you do it. You know why? I've been through broken I would avoid that if you possibly can't There's any way to do it I would recommend you Just a personal thing I'd recommend you not go there But if you're not going to change Then God loves you he cares about you Job got broken my ex-wife picked me up We went to the hospital together. I was shaking the whole way I had Parkinson's or something My demons were manifesting We got her when he get you I had all kinds of weird thoughts in my My sinful life had caught up with me Completed I got to the hospital spent the first night in the bathroom on the floor Destroyed it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I got destroyed. Thank you, Jesus There was no other way I'd recommend you repent tonight And avoid brother Mike. Don't do what brother Mike does now That don't be like me I'd repent tonight right down at the Psalter is what I do about you If you're in a gang what happens? Well, hey, you're getting a gang initially in your conscience to go wait a minute. You're not supposed to be capping people. Ooh, that's Six months later. Oh, you're doing drive-bys What happened?    Who does that happen? Who who does this happen to? Who is that people who won't repent?  He gives them schizophrenia He gives them depression. It's a gradual process of taking over Your mind paul said don't give place to the devil. That's the greek word tapas It's where we get our english word topography. You know, those are people that are Not any friends topography map people People look at maps what they call them Topographer topographers Well, that's what that greek word is tapas. It means Don't give any area or geography or space to the devil and where's the space he wants it most In your mind and the more you listen to him Tell you lies and the more you receive them and the more you listen to them The sicker you get And if you go too far You're going to get the joe brother mic treatment. You have to be broken Brother mic. I don't know. I next time I'm going to go listen to jessie duplannas He he makes me feel better Okay, you can go listen to jessie duplannas. I couldn't care less but When you come back here, you're going to have to listen to the truth again And so there's no point in you leaving. I wouldn't go if I was you just stay right here You better change and you better change fast Or the devil is going to take over do not give place to the devil. He's going to take over your mind Once he takes your mind He gets the rest of you just like that once he gets the mind the body follows Right That's what the great joe louis said one kind of remember that If you kill the body If you kill the the body the mind will fall That's what joe louis did. He pounded on them until they collapsed You don't want to have joe louis come looking for you You know what you want to do? Hear the word of the lord Turn your free will over to him and change and Repent of your sin and stop searing your conjurer because the more you do it Yeah, your newlyweds Yep, something goes wrong. Why'd you put that there?  What are you doing with that thing? Why instead?  Well, what's the problem? You still eating the donuts. Who cares what? Once your conscience gets desensitized It doesn't work anymore and you start doing things wrong. You don't see as wrong anymore It's not wrong Number one problem with christians. What is it? Ah wasting time The devil will give you 50 000 things to do I'm pretty sure another year went by no anointing no giftings no deliverance Still sick. Nobody's healed. He's smarter than we are. All right Let's answer this question. What is the sixth sense anybody know? No Some people as you know by birth have sensitive spirits Sensitive spirits and even as a child They know There's something out there. They don't know what it is, but they know it's out there. They can sense it. They can Feel it Even as a four-year-old They know there's something there So if a person is born with a sensitive spirit, the first thing the demons do is take the kid So they send them abusers and verbal abusers and physical abusers sex abusers Then they start sending them spiritual stuff Spiritual things to do Because they know that child has a propensity For spiritual things. It's a natural gifting so to speak They're hypersensitive to the spirit world. They know they're there They know they're there so The demons can't allow that child to get to the holy ghost first Otherwise, he'll turn into john lake or something They just start feeding them new age stuff spiritual stuff occultism cards palms whatever it is And that's how they take them to get involved in new age and witchcraft and Their lives are destroyed for the rest of their life You get involved with witchcraft demons.  You got to turn away from the most Abandon them with your free will and that is hard to do with witchcraft demons Because they give people benefits Most people don't have a sixth sense. Most people are not sensitive Most people live out of their five senses. That's it If I can't see it or feel it and so on it's not there. I don't care That's most people but some a small percent of people have The sensing in them They're born with it And they know there's something there and god's there. There's something in the spirit world It's real. They know that And the demons come right after them, you know when they spot them In the womb They spot you in the womb. That's when they size you up And they set it up to pick you off Jeremiah got spotted in the womb Right Jesus got spotted in the womb john the baptist Spirit beings see people in the womb. They know the person in the womb before they're born And they target them for termination It works It works They go come after you How'd that go? We'll start there next time. How's that? Any final questions before we close the prayer? This section. Yes, sir constantly Have you been reading the news? Demons are killing people in droves World War three right around the corner everybody's gonna die.   Yeah Phoenix lights. Yeah, they were in the v-shape. Remember that I was I was watching them They went right over the valley. It was unbelievable. What's that? What's that? I don't know what they were I have no I have no idea I don't what they're supposedly were UFOs or something. It was a spaceship Yeah, it was a spaceship at the time I saw them. I was hoping they'd come get me You got a question You got a question that guy there UFOs are not my area of expertise. Yes, sir.  I I said it's very hard Okay, once you get involved in witchcraft That's the worst thing you get involved in Now but but hey God's miracles can happen. He just mentioned three of them. So Let's say you mentioned three of them and that leaves another 300 000 that didn't get healed Okay, the witchcraft spirits are on steroids powerful, okay, and Total repentance From the person has to occur to get them out of their body Total repentance and usually like I said It's usually it doesn't happen until a trauma thing happens to them boom Yeah Yes, 100% No, that's lip service Won't work I'll take your word for it. I don't know anything about it. Yeah That's the worst thing you can do not get rid of them but it's a way to keep more from getting in if you close the doors And stop allowing them to get in that's great But the problem is the ones that are already got in are still in there Okay, and that's That's where you got to have the person just enormous repentance to get them out of there They're so strong and so smart. It's unbelievable A lot of times during a deliverance if somebody has witchcraft demons Sometimes they'll start giggling at you Or laughing a I've seen that happen, you know dozens of times as soon as that happens I stopped the deliverance right there as soon as they start giggling at me. I know I've missed something I know they haven't repented of something The demon knows something I don't And I'm not going to spend another hour Pounding my head against the wall trying to get demons out of this person When they're giggling at me, okay? They know what they know. I can't get them So I stop it and I Go on a seek search and destroy mission trying to figure out what I missed What they haven't repented of what's going on? Yeah, tarot cards palm reading It looks like it's nothing. Oh, man. Weegee board.  Yeah, that figures Yeah, no, that's true. Yeah Yeah, if they'll repent of it Many times. Yeah, but if they start giggling at you, you got to find out what they know you don't know And so I you got to stop it Okay, and investigate What aren't you telling me what what belief? What are you still wanting to do something's in there that that thing's laughing? I mean, there's a reason And and a lot of times the person already went through deliverance like a like a rack of demons that come out and then the laughter will start You know, they lost this batch, but I'm not going to get any more out So I stop at that moment Trying to figure out what I missed or what's going on. Yeah, so may raise your hand over here. Ah Yeah, there is now It it's all involved with each individual person And their own desire Okay And that's what determines the level of their repentance They all do Well, no, uh Yeah, that's very bad. What what happens is Uh some people Are able to Overcome an addiction and go through a clean and sober period If they have really strong wills Okay, if they go through a rehab program that doesn't believe in deliverance of demons 90 to 95 they all relapse later And they laugh this long and then bang they fall off the wagon is the term If you're a boozer, right? So the only way to get a person Delivered totally from addictions is number one repentance Be deliverance. You got to get the Lust demons out of the body that cause the person that crave the drug Okay So what happens I've been teaching at rehab centers for years, right? I still teach at the dream center over here They go through their rehab program and during that period of time. They're not using Okay, the demons then come in and they say They start building the person up Hey, you're doing a great job You haven't had a Shot or a hit or nothing For six months. You're killing it boy This is great You're about to graduate And they're waiting for them right outside They're just waiting for And they all relapse Just like that because they didn't get the demons out. Yep I taught I taught everywhere team challenge all of them. I've been I've been everywhere All all addicts are the same They're all the same they're using for a reason It's usually a rejection demon from childhood It's usually Emotional pain. They're trying to cover something or get away from something It's usually something out of their childhood And then they get to the point where they're totally destroyed. They got no money left. No friends. No family. They've lied to everybody They've ever known they end up in rehab And if they get saved thank God They go to a Christian rehab Which and then may run into me Yeah Then they're in for a shock Because I got to tell them what's actually wrong with them And that sends shock waves through the system And sometimes I get booted, but other times I don't I'm over here at the dream center and they're they like what I do Yeah That's not normal But if they don't get delivered Sooner or later, they're going to relapse because as soon as they leave the program The devil hits them with every negative thing you could even imagine their spouse hits them their kids go nuts the job Lose that fall it. I mean everything goes wrong And that's why they were using they were using to escape Originally it was negative emotions soul pain wounds now it's stress heartache misery sorrow And that's the blessing of drugs and alcohol They're great. They're they're a wonderful friend They can be relied on They're trustworthy They'll let you escape for a while And that's why the demons use them because it works You know why you're drunk things aren't don't seem as bad Right when you're high it seems better But it's a trick of the devil.  You know show up right here He's ready to go He's the master of disaster for the devil The holy ghost the one and only Okay, we're out of questions then that should do it All right, then let's let's go to prayer and then next month we'll pick up part two On this body. Thank you Jesus


So now we have the the ending session, so we just have two more talks Magda and myself if you want to count me Magda Balazinska is a professor at the University of Washington So this category is listed as students It's not technically Mike students in the official sense that maybe like you know Margo my goals in is it's students That have worked with Mike here Why he's been at MIT?  Oh, thank you. All right. Thanks everyone. So Actually a few weeks ago some emailed me and says hey Magda Do you want to see if you think about what it was like to work with Mike when you were a student here? And I thought you know boy, where do I even begin? And then I actually remembered I do have tenure which as some people That means actually they can't say what I want to say But the truth is that I'm going to start on a serious note is that really Mike is just an awesome awesome Role model for all of us and he's a role model. I think from many many different perspectives and this is you know honest truth So first of course as we have seen throughout the day he has great vision and great technical skills So we all you know aspire to be to be Mike and this is not always easy. So I did try I did purchase a lot of red shirts but Finally what totally blocked me is I could never find shoes with high enough heels So I had to give up on trying to be Mike and instead maybe try to just be a little bit like Mike So if you think about it if Mike has a hundred startups, maybe the rest of us can you know have one startup If Mike has this never-ending stream of successful Systems, maybe the rest of us can build a few of these systems or maybe at least you know write papers that talk about these systems And if Mike can have an impact on the world, maybe the rest of us can try to have an impact on some you know At least some small community But that's not one that's not the only reason why Mike to me I think it's a great role model is that as we have seen today So you know I'm not lying is that he really truly cares about everyone around him So when Mike came to MIT I mean I knew he was famous because I'd heard of ingress before even though I was at MIT And we didn't talk about data races So he was super famous and I expected that as a famous person He would spend his time doing whatever famous people did which I didn't know what it was about clearly important stuff And instead Mike would always be available to read our write-ups and as Mike remembers at that time I would like write long write-ups and he would always read them Which was very surprising and he would always say things like this person is up for tenure So we need to all work hard and make sure that this person does whatever they need to do to get tenure This person is graduating and he kept talking about everyone on the team and really worrying about Making sure that everyone would have the most successful career possible and that was really inspiring The third thing is that he really cares about the database community And that really shows and actually was not in the database community and actually thanks to Mike I moved into the database community and one thing that I truly Love about our community And I think today's a good example is that it's just an awesome place with so many really nice people And I was thinking why is that and I think a big part of the reason is because Mike, David, Jim Gray When he was here and other people who are senior people in our community are just amazingly nice And that really sets the tone for for the rest of us and finally as you have seen just Mike never gets tired Something that I have not yet managed to accomplish, but maybe one day But of course you will say it's easy to say nice thing about someone in the abstract So let me give you a few concrete anecdotes of What it actually was like to work with Mike and in particular what we learned from Mike So as background, let me tell you what life was like before Mike showed up So I was here as a graduate students in systems working with a great guy Harry Balakrishnan Who was my advisor until I graduated and we were working on a lot of really cool stuff Many of you will recognize them Not that we contributed the most but because they were hot topics at that time So we're working on peer-to-peer how many of you have seen the peer-to-peer ring with all those things around the circle Right. Yeah, many of us. So we kept seeing those, you know, peer-to-peer rings all over. We were working with the sensors with Resource discovery with intentional naming sending messages around discovering devices online Etc. Etc. And there was even one part that was using kind of XML like semi structure things and we were all excited about it and then Well, then came Mike And it all changed especially I don't know how many of you know how Mike likes XML So that part of the project I was actually really proud of it and really happy and we were not sure with Harry where to Send this work to and I looked online as a student and I found this conference called SIG mod And I said this looks really great and Harry said let me talk to Mike And then Harry came back and said very gently, you know, Mike that is database people. They don't seem to really like this XML kind of stuff So that was That was the end of it. We did publish it somewhere else though But there was one part of the work that was really exciting as a shared Potential project where the sole sensor stuff and the streaming work that was going on at With the aura project so we started to work with stream processing in particular distributed stream processing So Harry and I were thinking publish subscribe messages peer-to-peer Distributed and then when we had a meeting with Mike It was a culture shock because when we raised, you know, the issue of distributed data management Mike would always talk about these employees in San Francisco and And he even cared about his employees in other countries that were actually apparently paid a net salary with lunch allowance Where are the American employees? And I thought gee database people really do care about employees But of course after all this laughing whenever I'm teaching in class and I have to talk about distributed databases Guess what example first comes to my mind? So that was one thing the other thing we learned from Mike very very important is that everything is best seen from a hundred thousand feet And actually this is great whenever I'm stressed about the project I look at it from a hundred thousand feet I look at the you know video of the universe and I'm thinking you know my problem is really not that big of a problem However, when I'm trying to debug some code, it's kind of hard at a hundred thousand feet The other great thing when Mike came and some people mentioned it is that we engaged in these collaborations with different people around the country in all these exotic locations and I was really excited I came from Montreal into the wild America and then here I go I was supposed to go on a business trip to Providence. I Was very excited. I still remember I came home and told my husband Michael on Thursday I'm going to go to Providence for you know meeting with these people from the Brown University And he's like Providence. Where is that and we looked looked it up on the map and said well, holy moly There's a whole state down there So that was very exciting We also got to go to Brandeis University I did not know existed and I discovered the main quality of Brandeis University so Mitch is here And he probably knows what's the most important quality of Brandeis that there's actually a lot of parking So whenever we had to have a meeting for the Aurora Borealis team We would most often meet at Brandeis because we could all park which we could not do at the Brown and we could Definitely not do at MIT and Finally kind of one of the really really important things we learned of course Is we learn all about quad charts, but because we were Mike's graduate student He told us the secret of a successful quad chart a secret that I'm going to now share with you And it goes as follows It works for all the papers if you want to write a paper. That's the way to do it and Finally something that actually came up today more often than than I expected is of course that Mike gives very very frank advice And I have a few of those quotes all of them are true quotes that he actually said in front of me So the first one is you know as a faculty if we do a project with a student and we don't get the results that we expected I will typically say this approach is not really working out, you know as well as we anticipated versus Mike just says Similarly when a student is giving a practice talk we say, you know, you have to engage with the audience You have to have presence. Maybe you should move around a little bit versus Mike says And finally, you know when let's say we're going to to do some work And we're going to give a demonstration We might come to a student and say look our group got a demonstration into Sigma and I know it's just a few weeks away But maybe we can add this new system We've been building and added to the demonstration and go to Sigma and actually show it off in the same demo booth You want versus Mike simply comes up to you and says Sigma this next week. You should just go and give a demo But I think kind of the last probably the most important thing That happened is Mike helped me graduate and this is a true story. It was it happened as follows So one day Mike came to my office and says Mike that you should graduate this year. I Thought oh good. This is good So I thought about this and I remembered that night I was working hard working late And I started to doubt that and I emailed Harry and I said Harry, you know I actually don't think I'm ready to graduate this year and Harry replied I think you are ready But if you are more comfortable you can stay one more year I'm supportive I will provide you an array etc etc and I replied to Harry Yeah, you know, I really think I would rather stay one more year and about ten minutes after I had sent this email to Harry I saw an email from Mike not address to me address to everybody else copying me saying Mike this graduating Where should she send her CD?  Yeah, sorry. What's it like to work with Mike? Have meeting with him apparently he doesn't write any code But Maggie talked about what's it like to be a collaborating with him And I want to spend some time talking about what's it like to actually write papers with Mike And just so we're clear I officially I was Stan's anonymous student at Brown But Stan was always there. He's on my thesis committee and he helped me out with a lot of things Stan taught me about other aspects of life That beyond databases whereas before I talk about my time in grad school Before that I did what you would call as as Joe said a pre-doc With Marone Livny and University of Wisconsin on the Condor project And when I was there there's sort of right at the moment that DeWitt was going to leave for Microsoft and Raghu had already left for Yahoo research and so People at the time we were talking about in our group There was this legend of like Mike Stonebreaker and it was always described in the context being compared to David DeWitt, right so Mike Stonebreaker's projects ingress Postgres, Elusra, all these companies that he sort of formed out were much more successful than David DeWitt, right? The students that Mike Stonebreaker have were much more successful than David DeWitt students, right? Margo Seltzer, Mike Olsen, Jerry Heldt, all those guys And then it was also being described as being very very tall. DeWitt's a tall guy But people were describing Mike Stonebreaker as being even taller and there's other weird things that like things like that I don't have any comment on that So and so all right, this is kind of crazy, right? But you know it's sort of people kept on embellishing and get bigger and bigger and then When it was time to decide to go to grad school the last winter it was constant that I was there It was like negative 20 for like two weeks. I'm like I gotta get out of here And I decided to come to Rhode Island and New England and work with Stan or at Brown And I just so happened to be lucky to show up the right time when a store was getting started They're like, hey, we need grad students to work on this project And I was taking Stan's class at the time. He's like, are you Andy Pavlo? I said, yes He said, well, David DeWitt says I should talk to you. You should come work on a store with us and so we went Met up at MIT with much of the grad students as well and I met Mike for the first time and yes He was that impressive. He was very tall Um, but what was really shocking about it was how much of a pussycat He was he was kind of like this lumbering giant very friendly Not as all as intense the way that David DeWitt was, right? Totally opposite So, um I got a nine-year tenor clock you forget all this story. Um, all right, so There's been two people in my life, uh, that I've written papers with that, uh, Had to just really blow my mind about how incredible they are. Um Stan is very good, but stan actually didn't write too many like, you know, write paragraphs and things like that He would always sort of edit my work because he felt that I was you know Far and all as a writer that he didn't really need to like babysit me and do all these things So I've collaborated with a bunch of other people on papers Um, and the two that really stand out as being the most impressive was first was sam madden um Sam is like the the the tooth theory of paper writing, right? So like to say the paper sort of like a quarter done You put it underneath your pillow and then when you wake up sam has written the entire rest of the paper for you, right? And then of course the other person is mike stonebreaker, right? I don't know how mike does it at uh at this point in his life, but he just cranks out so much, uh So so much writing in it and but the key difference between sam and mike is When sam writes a bunch of uh, you know, bunch part of the paper for you It's almost perfect. It's gold, right? It's polished. It's wonderful You don't really need to edit that much Whereas with mike it's uh It needs a bit more work, right? So he knows how to cut through all the garbage and all the hyperbole and get to the point that you're really trying to get You know focus on in the paper and that he gets right and like I said He can write a lot a lot of paper a lot of material in a short amount of time Um, but mike olson sort of alluded to this earlier He's weirdly obsessed with this one word that appears non-stop through his papers, right? And that's the word hence It's good to know that like this isn't like an age thing apparently He's been doing this for years and years and years, right? So just to give you an example So this is a paper uh that mike and I were working on actually this summer Uh, we actually submitted it to scc where it was rejected or later submitted to something else. So this is uh Before my edits, this is sort of the first version the first draft that mike set around to the group said Hey, here you go. So now I just want to highlight where all the henses are, right? Uh, there's another example that I couldn't find where I'm pretty sure it might be the map reduce stuff where he used the word hence Three times in one paragraph, right? Which is uncanny, but Just to point out here. So like he's got it's on average. He's about two henses per pages Except for the second the last page. He only has one hence when he doubled down the last one He got it. He got that x1 and make up for it, right? So, uh, I'm not going to say much anymore about mike's writing abilities because he and I are still working on papers together And as david witt obviously pointed out I need to get tenure in nine years Um, so I'll say that I'm very very grateful to have worked with mike and my time here in grad school Like I was very unexpected uh to have a chance to work with man that this great caliber and this great uh experience and like I said the No matter whether you're a new grad student or whether you're you know, margo or mike or olsen or something like that He treats pretty much everyone the same, right? And I think that's really great. Um, and I really appreciate it. It was that so Now where I'm at basically since I've graduated uh, and I've moved to pittsburgh I still have a chance to work with mike, which is very great. Um, but the problem is um, he's a tall man both figuratively and physically and In the database community, he casts a wide shadow So I'm under a bit of a distress because I'm like, yes, I like working with mike But then again, I need to get tenure. So I sort of their branch out and do my own thing So that's I haven't figured out how to do that just yet, but that's that'll come down in the future So that's all I got to say about writing with mike. Okay. Um Next uh, so there was um When we were organizing this obviously, you know, mike mike has a lot of impact with a lot of people But they have not, you know, some people that are in europe Or some people in california and other places were not able to make it today So we sent out a call for participation to have people send in video clips of themselves, you know, wishing mike happy birthday and things like that So, um, I'm gonna show that now um And then we'll talk about the quiz results and then we'll have the open mike afterwards Hi mike. Happy birthday I feel really lucky to have had you as a mentor early in my career Um, happy birthday mike.  Happy birthday I met mike stonebreaker at the high performance transaction processing workshop at a sylomore california in 2001 at the time I was first year assistant professor karen melvin And I was sitting with my laptop looking at Slides that I had trying to decide whether I should go up there and give a talk or not It was a gong show session the one that invites in from the talks and Mike sat next to me. We were drinking port wine In these evening sessions and next up next to me with the glass of port and We cut the talking and he said, um, you should you should go and give a talk Um, I mean I was already thinking a little bit about it The fact that mike said it made it a necessity So I started putting together the slides and at some point mike Watching over my shoulder took my computer and started changing the spice Putting the throwing the waste And moving things around and he gave me the computer racket said, okay. Now I'm going to give the talk I was overwhelmed. I will never forget it. I went up there and gave You know, I don't know if it was because of the port wine or it was because mike's stone breaker had just You know Refurbished my slides for me. I gave probably the best talk of my life at five minute little poster session Ever since mike has been a great mentor and a great very honest friend And thank you mike for everything. Happy birthday, mike It's a real pleasure to be sure. Happy birthday today in nearly 30 years since he first met And I think it was it was constant in terms of white food and you were asking me about sugars or lingers or what that's about and how those did actually increase Work was going to apply to it Looking back over those 30 years. It's just amazing to me the energy and leadership And just appreciates the actual and making problems of great technical interest practical importance Not to mention translating them into one startup after another Maybe another dynamite and inspiration like just to one of us, which are all of us. So happy birthday Enjoy it. Take care The mike barometer so in here if you're in a meeting with mike and you see him slowly Sliding down With the speaker or the topic or whatever when his head reaches about the top of the table Watch out. There's a storm coming because he'll get so bored. He'll say That's the stupidest idea I ever heard Happy birthday mike. Hi mike. This is donald from zurich I'm really sorry that I cannot be with you in person today Nevertheless, I would like to congratulate I hope that you're enjoying the big day or the big guy of big data I'm glad that you're taking the day off in order to celebrate rather than work Your competitors in industry and academia really appreciate Anyway, I wish you all the best And I'm looking forward to continue working with you on cider and all of these exciting opportunities in these great days Have a great day and bye Hi mike. Here's wishing you a belated happy birthday We've known each other for 39 years now since sigma 1975 when If I recall correctly, you were waiting for a tenure decision Um, and I was trying to finish your phd thesis Um, it was almost a rather short friendship When you nearly broke your neck riding Ed Laszowski's bicycle down a steep hill one summer Um, and you see Santa Cruz and we were both doing short courses There in the late 70s, but um, I guess your biking skills have improved since then Um, since you seem to do fine on a cross country bike trip With Beth many years many years later Um on a more serious note I'd like to thank you for all your effort to promote the importance of database management to the computer science community And for all your groundbreaking projects that continue to push us All in new and important directions. It's been a real pleasure and an honor knowing you And for both our sakes, I'm looking forward to another 39 years Of friendship so all my best happy 70th Oh, Mike stonebreaker Yeah, I've known Mike for years. He and I go way back together Mike used to come down from Berkeley to visit me in the summer of 1982 When I was recording at Westlake I remember that he would always wear the same red polo shirt every time I saw him I think he was on sales calls for an ingress or something back then This was when I was recording thriller and it really meant a lot to me that he would come and party with me And I think that Mike and I were under the same amount of stress back then Most people don't know this but Mike stonebreaker actually wrote most of the lyrics to beat it He was really angry at the time about Oracle or some guy named Larry And um, we couldn't give him writing credits or anything because Then that meant we would have to give royalties to the university And Mike said he didn't want them to get anything else from him Then I didn't seem like for a long time because he went back to Berkeley to build postgres and he got married or something You know how things get It's not like he was mad at me. You can't say that that's ignorant Some people ask me Why I went into academia when there's so many opportunities in industry and computer science What I tell people is that what I want most for my career Is to make impact and there are so many different opportunities that one can leverage in academia to make impact Make impact through your research through teaching through service to your university through advising graduate students And also if you consult on the side also protect transfer I think this sort of this view I have of making impact That in academia was really formed when I was a graduate student and spending time with Mike stonebreaker at MIT And so seeing Mike's tremendous impact on the entire database which we have community And also on many different universities in the northeast and of course also through the three companies he started while I was a PhD student and But I think however is sort of the most underrated about Mike impact that he's had I was actually the fourth dimension of impact that I mentioned before the uh is advising graduate students It's honestly Mike has had just a a tremendous amount of impact on me And just sort of thinking about uh the way the way I approach research the way I find problems to work on the way The way I sort of you know attack a problem and sort of find ways to solve a problem And really a lot of that comes from Mike stonebreaker What's great about Mike is that his advice that doesn't just stop With just research he also gives dating advice as well When I was when I was a student at MIT He told me that I needed to approach my dating life In the sort of exact same way that I approach Writing a sigmodo vldb vldb paper What he said was that I need to sort of apply the same scientific rigor The same focus and energy to my dating life as I as I do to writing papers And when I graduated and moved to Yale He told me that I wasn't going to find sort of girls to date in New Haven So he told me that he needed to invest the time and and money in an apartment in New York City And spent weekends there trying to find girls to date And indeed actually by the end of my first year in New York I I had found a girl today who ended up becoming my wife So to summarize Mike was sold both by personal and my professional fathers And without Mike, I'd probably be sad alone into many papers to parts Happy birthday Mike and thanks for everything Just to appear on stage But he never said anything about the video. So that's uh emissions that we're missing from this video Um, we we sent a lot of people messages and they they respond. Uh, there were some people I want to point out though Obviously who could not be included Um, uh, the first is obviously gene wong. Uh, he his health is Is, you know, it's been better. Uh, so he sends his birthday wishes and he couldn't it wasn't able to To send a video in for us. Um, we did also send a request to Larry Ellison through When I was out visiting stanford, I met with hector Hector serves on the board of directors at oracle and he got me in touch with Andy Mendelsohn And Andy Mendelsohn got in touch with Larry's personal assistant put a request in But we got a request we got a response just this week saying that larry would be unavailable And that's because he is gallivanting out with his Undetermined age girlfriend nikita con. Um, so don't take it personally mike. I don't I don't think it was you And then obviously if the last person is missing is uh, jim gray Because we know what happened with him. Uh, so this is was sent by jim gray's wife This is the last picture of mike and jim together In in 2006 Um, and he obviously if he as david witt said if he was still alive, he's still available He definitely would be here today to celebrate with us. So Okay Now we'll get to the quiz results Yeah, sorry. Yeah So first we're going to go through we're going to go through the the questions one by one And and we'll discuss what the answers are and why those are the answers So the first of all is how tall is mike? Does anyone take a guess? No That was not one of the options, but nice try Six I heard it's six seven. All right The answer is he is six foot six and I'll point out that this is actually the average height of an mba player Uh, I didn't put mba player in there, but that's that's what I meant, right? It's actually the average height is six point six nine Uh, but mike is ellsworth to play uh, because he is of that height. Okay next How many red polo shirts does mike own? And we'll take a guess at this Can you tell us how many shirts he has total? Very careful I asked beth the answer to this question and she said uh, I she only counted the polo shirts So there's all these other red shirts as well that aren't technically polo shirts And obviously he's wearing a red fleece right now. So these were not counted in it. All right, so the answer is nine Uh, I realized some of you said one Uh, and I thought that would be kind of rude to put that because that would imply that he does not shower bathe regularly, um But again, if you include all the other shirts red shirts that he has the numbers in the 20s Okay, what year did mike shape permanently shave off his mustache and any guesses? Okay, so the answer is 1978 uh, if you look at wikipedia This the moment in history when he actually shaved this off is one of the darkest points Uh in american history. We this is uh, this is one loss. We regret in the database community Okay, how many 4,000 uh foot mountains has mike climbed in the state of new hampshire I don't think exactly the answer, right? Yes, because the answer is 48 because that's all of them, right? So that's wonderful. Okay, perfect Okay, there are 4,000 players that don't fall within the rules of the 48 and they're adjacent peaks And he's done those too That's a technicality. Uh, if you put 48, we're gonna go with that you got it, right? Okay Final questions. How many questions how many companies has mike co-founded? Okay, well that is the answer nine. All right, and for the record. He did not have a failed tcby franchise. I I made that up Yeah, it was a success. Yes, uh, and of course here's the list ingress illustrious or hair stream based vertica Volpe db goby paradigm for a data tamer data tamer was the one that I think that threw people off Okay, um, so we have a first prize here Yeah, you want to set up The first prize is a handsome, uh, iphone music player thing generously donated by volt db and to Since we have extra stuff for people that maybe came in second place because we do have one winner Um, we have some vertica swag. Uh, that's not as nice as this But if you're welcome to have it if you like and so now my Wonderful first-year student, uh, thomas marshal here. It was that cmu with me who will be in the market in four years by the way He has actually put all of the Results from the contest that people selected the quiz Sit up here. Oh, we need a dongle in ingress right, so Andy made me learn quell for this, um, but uh, I'm a little new to it. So, uh, let's see if I can figure this out So the first thing that we want to see is how many people got each question correct so something like range of s scores, let's see retrieve Doot-doot-doot q1 All right, let's see All right, so looks like, um, pretty even across Um question two was notably, uh, worse I guess people don't know how many shirts he owns Um, but other than that, it was common knowledge. Um, let's also see, um, what the average score was So how do we do that in quell? Oh 1.63. It's not very good. Uh, I guess y'all don't know mike very well Um, and finally who was the winner? I'm pretty good at this, um, uh, so With a perfect five of five score Michael z and wins


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