ught something might go wrong at some point. Thank God.  They're going to meet Dave Pallani. Saw him. Got him. Yeah. Was I doing something wrong, officer? Yes! Yeah, literally the right side. Oh, but then they said it. Thank God.  Wait, this is Tatooine. What are the Republic doing here? Your engine model doesn't match your power drive. We're going to need to see your title tabs. I'll head right back to Moss Eisley and get it sorted out. Relinquish your flight controls for remote control access. Surely the Republic has better things to do than be here on Tatooine. I was going to say, I'm surprised, actually, that they put in this much effort. Thank you, officer. Your voice is, my familiar. That ship showed up on a transponder log back in Navarro in an incident involving Imperial remnants. You might answer my question. Is it a coincidence? Is he actually going to get in trouble for that stuff that he did?  Wow.  What were you in trouble for? Well, how did it jump? Remember, he was asking questions about that place that blew up, right? The one that they blew up. Those are like, are we reporting this? You want to go back to base? Fill out reports all day? No, sir. Why are you even here on Tatooine? Isn't this, aren't you, like, stretch thin? Dude, that seemed weird. Genuinely. Is it genuinely just a coincidence that he met the same two guys that he met last night? All the rest of them. Did you just say it was a wizard? Wizard. Yeah. You did. Wizard. Oh, man. We just, like... Oh, Fennec. Why did you crawl up there? Why did you crawl up there? I haven't done the job yet, but okay. Well, what was even the story point of him hurting his leg? Like, what's that accomplished for the episode? That the Dark Saber must be respected, Jay, or it will cut you. Tell them it's on the house. But first, I gotta pay a visit to a little friend. Grogu? Well, actually, no boba in this episode. I just liked the great episode of Book of Bober Fat. That wasn't Book of Bober Fat. He was like, guys, you put the wrong episode in. Yeah, you mixed something up. It just wasn't Bober Fat. I'm starting to think they recorded this first, and then he was like, I can't make it for the rest. He's like, fuck, we need another replacement show. Jesus.  Because that episode was way better produced than anything in the Book of Bober Fat show. Yeah, it was very expensive. He went to different places. There were scenes. There were starships. And like the first, there was like five minutes of somewhat interesting content.  Then it just turned into Remember This, the episode. Yeah. It was so weird. It was just like, hey, let's have a ship building montage, I guess. It really ran out during the runtime. That rat is way bigger on here. Wow. Shit. Like it really was just doing random stuff with Mando until the episode ended. Like, yeah, because the episode could have ended when he arrived at Tatooine. Fedek was like, oh, hey, she called him. You know, it could have been that. But I guess we do need to get him a new ship and that's his new ship. Why spend so much time fixing it? Why not literally just be, yeah, we've got your new ship. Here it is. Yeah, it'll be done for you because he doesn't even need to use it yet. So they could have just established that she had it and needed to fix it and that it would take some time. And so later when you need it, she can be done with it. Why bother having it need to be fixed? Yeah, it didn't need to. Oh, no. I mean, I guess it's still not a ship that is appropriate for him. No, yeah, we never addressed that. We just didn't. It's just, it's a Naboo Starfighter. Remember Naboo Starfighters? Aren't they cool? Aren't they amazing? Now Boba, or sorry, now Mando has one and isn't that so cool and awesome? What if he needs to get like people again, like in the first episode or whatever it was?  Have the bag on your lap. Yeah. What if I need to sleep when I travel in between planets? No. What if I need to use the loo? Don't have one of those. What if I have to store anything? It's a glove box.  The bounty people won't like that, but that's okay. Yes, your bounty.  But this is his head. Yes, I know. I guess the best episode of the lot. Yeah. Yeah, to be honest with you, it might even score pretty high compared to all the episodes from season one and two as well. Yeah, I would say so. It was like, it's not good, but like... It's still definitely got a lot of the problems that all of these Star Wars shows have. Just like, I don't understand why a lot of the seeds progress the way that they do. We have to go back to Boba next week. Well, yeah, now that's kind of lame, actually, by comparison, which that sucks, doesn't it? I left the trailer, not the trailer. I left the episode playing, and it just looped back to the start. And then I just saw the footage of Boba on the previously trailer, and I was like, oh, yeah. This is why this episode doesn't have Boba Fett in it. Here comes something controversial. I think I like watching Din Djarin more than I like watching Boba Fett. Oh, I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. That shouldn't be real. They both suck, but damn, that's what you did to Boba Fett, I guess. At least Din Djarin does stuff. Yeah, he feels like...  And at least he goes places, and the places can be interesting. So that's something. Definitely a lot more proactive than Boba Fett. Yeah, I've been so happy to see the emptiness of space before. I just...  Well, that little halo thing, that was more interesting than anything we've seen in ages. Yeah, then we go right back. We showed up there, and I was like, oh, cool. This is an interesting place. And it was a new thing. It wasn't just like, hey, remember, old thing? It was a new thing. That was shocking. They did get back to old thing, but they did at least have new thing. They made sure to get out of new thing quick, so they could get back to old thing, but at least new thing existed in some capacity.  You're like, what? They put the wrong intro on this man's laureate episode. Guys, wrong disc, wrong disc.  Like they had now just said they're like, so accidentally we mixed up the episodes. Sorry. I guess we are still doing the thing that I find annoying though, where it's like, I thought Mandalorian was going to be completely disconnected from the main stuff that was happening, but now he's gone. He was like an episode. Well, off an episode. I guess what I mean is why couldn't it be, why does it have to be a ship that was from the prequels? Why can't it just be like another ship? This is a galaxy. There's probably a lot of cool ships that could have been. Absolutely. And it's frustrating because it's so easy to make something so interesting.  And we're like, fuck, I like these two, but I get why Mando's doing what he's doing. You know that sort of thing, standard. Well, I guess this is now setting up whatever Mando is doing in his third season, trying to learn how to use the Dark Saber properly, because it gets heavier for some reason. I'm still almost certain, man, it's going to do a fair season, but then he couldn't make it. And so they only got... Because this super feels like season three, episode one, you get a new ship, you re-establish exactly what he's up to, and he's got his... We, you know, we catch up with him in the middle of what he's been doing this whole time, which is just bounty, his standard normal bounties. Okay, so now like, if you watch Mandalorian season three, when that comes out, right, you won't really be able to follow, there'll be loads of new developments that have happened. You won't be able to follow without watching Book of Boba Fett. And you can't follow Book of Boba Fett. Book of Boba Fett, what? But Boba Fett, what? You can't watch Book of Boba Fett without watching Mandalorian season two, because that explains how he got his armor back and stuff. It's like, that's important context.  The correct name for Book of Boba Fett is Mandalorian season 2.1- guess-starring Boba Fett. No, like Book of Boba Fett is like standalone DLC for a video game, you know? Yes, yes, that's perfect. And you put like the main game, it's like, yeah, that's basically what it is. And they released these crappy DLCs and were like, boo, and then they put out the Mandalorian bonus episode, DLC or whatever, and people like, this was the content they were actually working on.  It did, it looked way better than the other episodes. It's not a part of the others, it's just not. It's not, we wasn't made by this, it's... Yeah, this is clearly a different level. They have a lot of money. A whole different level of quality. Well, didn't we spend more money on Mando than Boba? It is actually, yeah, I don't know what to make of that though. It could have just happened in terms of, because I get it, I'm pretty sure like, it wasn't the plan to have Boba Fett before Mando season three. I'm assuming they were forced into that position. So like, this is a bit of a rush job.  For some reason, he doesn't get the production values that Mandalorian gets. It's like, if you're gonna choose one, you know. You'd think. But I guess because Mandalorian's been made this way for the two seasons, that it was supposed to get the same shit for the third season. Because I bet you, if the episodes were like this for Boba Fett, people would be saying this is a good show. Probably. If people are... We would still be saying it's a bad show. It's very easily fooled. Yeah, yeah. But it would at least be more interesting visually to watch. You would go to different places and it wouldn't all take place in two rooms. We can claim definitively the best episode of Book of Boba Fett doesn't have Boba Fett in it. Yep.  Interesting. But true. Insanity. Because we only set up all these things Mando is gonna do.  Yeah, well it's under house because you helped me before. I feel like I would be more happy to accept an episode of Book of Boba Fett without Boba Fett in it. If Boba Fett was like the only Star Wars show they were doing. But since we've got like a million shows, it seems weird to have an entire episode of the Boba Fett show without Boba in it. Like this character that we just have an entire episode focusing on, he has his own show. It's called The Mandalorian. He's already had two seasons. And this wasn't like a cool cameo guest starring thing. It's like he had a chunker of an episode. He was an episode dedicated to him exclusively. And the story that he's embarking on, it had nothing to do with the Book of Boba Fett. The only thing that had anything to do with the Book of Boba Fett was the ending. Like when he's attacked odd, it's just like, oh, by the way, Fett. A little bit, yeah. Adventure Time has occasional episodes that barely have Finn and Jake in them at all. But like those episodes. Because yeah, that universe only has Adventure Time. That would be really dumb if it wasn't called Adventure Time, but it was called The Finn and Jake Show. And then there was like a Princess Bubblegum show and a Marceline show. And then Marceline, for some reason, took over an episode of The Finn and Jake Show. That would feel just dumb. It's like it's not the biggest complaint I'm sure they have, right? They're all just causing us to feel weird. The matter is right now. It's so interesting how, let's say you're in Mando's position and you need a ship and you're on Halo and you are apparently going to Tatooine to Moss Isley because a mechanic that you met twice has, I guess, she said she found a ship for you, but you didn't inquire as to what the ship was or its condition before you decided to trek across the galaxy and commit heresy to your religion so that you could go and see what ship it was that she wanted you to have. And he never investigated any other place on Halo, which seems to be, I mean, an interesting place to be. There's all kinds of stuff going on there, I assume. Yeah, go to the ship store. Yeah, you didn't go to a ship store. You didn't browse the wanted ads. You didn't browse... Is there an Amazon in this world? Is there a Space Craigslist or anything like that? I assume that ships must be in high supply for this intergalactic civilization, you know? Maybe. Well, they're in such high supply that they've all been bought and there's none left. Yeah, yeah. Oh my goodness gracious. But he never bought some hand-me-down something. On top of that point, right? The fact that he was like, I'm leaving. Like when he sees the ship, it's just like, was he actually just going to walk back to that place, deliver all the weapons again and go back to Halo Land? Or was he just like, well, this trip was lame. Yeah, maybe he's going to go to a ship store. Hopefully, yeah. Whenever, like here on Earth, when you're only on one planet, when you browse through the want ads or someone says, I might have a car for you, you don't blindly say, okay, I'll be over there Tuesday to take a look at it. And that's it.  Shoot me some pictures. He has an existing work relationship with this woman, Rags. So he trusts her, you know? She set him up with the lizard frog person. But it's like their relationship is, he should not really trust her. She is clearly unstable. No, no, no, but he does though. Oh, okay. Well, I suppose that settles that. Yeah. The Sarlacc pit has psychic effects on the people that digest rats. She, who knows who she was before she was eaten by the Sarlacc? Same for Amanda. That's just everyone exchanges their Sarlacc pit stories. Oh, I was, I was a whole different person before I, the Sarlacc ate me. You're like, yeah, me too, man. Well, didn't Amanda get eaten by the giant sand dragony thing? So maybe he's had some stuff done as well. Yeah, I can clearly tell his character is much different. Can we really say that we just watched the Book of Boba Fed episode five? I don't think so. We watched Mandalorian episode three, season one, season three, episode one. Season three, episode one. Yeah. Episode zero. The pre, this is the prologue to season three. Well, look at that kind of. Almost it as said too, you could have just had, he turns up because they called him. You don't actually need all of this for Boba Fed. That's true. They could have just messaged him with a piece of technology that allows you to communicate vast distances. Oh yeah, you don't need that because this is just setting up Mando season three. This is setting up Darksaber, Rockstuff, and is it right? Yeah, we could have moved all of it to that theoretical season. That's why I'm pretty sure this was created before they decided they were going to be definitely doing a Boba Fed season. I think you're right. I mean, I think that the sheer value you can see in this episode, production wise, it stands apart to an absurd degree. Like it was weird. This show was weirdly better. It was an interesting reminder of what we used to get because I forgot like when people were pointing out how cheap Boba Fed looks, I was like, oh yeah, it does actually. Yeah, and we've barely been anywhere. It's like, huh?  They don't, they, I feel like with this, at least we're trying to wow people with new stuff to a degree. Like, ooh, look at this, look at this new Halo place. Ooh, look at all of these costumes. Ooh, look at this fight scene. And ooh, wow, they're fighting underneath the space platform. Wow, and oh, look at this. He's flying through Mos Eisley and he's going through all these canyons and stuff. Like at least they're trying to like have my eyes go, ooh, that's a thing. You can see him chopping things in half and stuff. It's like, this feels like it has more teeth than Boba Fed as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was blood, yeah. There was, there was some blood drips. There were some implications of people being chopped in half. There were some wounds. They showed some wounds. Yeah, which honestly felt weird. I do remember the season two though when Ashoka showed, sorry, Ashoka showed up. Ashoka. Ashoka, Ashoka. Ashoka showed up. Ashoka showed up. That when she lightsabered people, it was basically like she was hanging them with a stick. Yeah. And it didn't slice like at all. It was like, oh, okay. I guess you guys want the PG rating or whatever, right? Were they not, were they not doing that here? Because it did seem like the actual, the dark saber actually did some cutting. And they showed a guy getting. They try to avoid showing too much, but they do show some of it. Yeah, they implied. Yeah, they did the implications of what was happening. Like it cut clean, like the meat that was hanging. It chopped that in half, right? But that's a dead meat. That's fine. But when the dude on the table got chopped in half, they only just implied it. Yeah, they show the line go through him, but they don't show the separation. It feels very out of place. And maybe that says something about the Book of Fet that the one that firstly, again, doesn't have a minute and that feels like it really does belong to an entirely different show is the best one so far. Yeah, and it's not even good. It has probably the best five minutes of all of it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's what I wanted.  But even then we had like the planet getting bombed and everything. It was like, man, this is like something that we'd be worth exploring. I guess the whole thing like the world where that first five minutes is representative of like an entire movie that we got that started with those five minutes. And I was like, man, I want to see that. That'd be cool. I would. I would. It would be wonderful.  Yeah, at least there's stuff for me to see. Yeah, because we're like, oh, they might be going somewhere.  Like, what are you doing? That's actually an interesting thing worth clarifying. You remember how like in episode one, we said that the Boba Fett's better than mandalorian? I don't feel that way anymore.   It was really like meh. There was nothing happening at this point. I'm pretty sure we've already said that Boba Fett is worse because it assassinated Boba Fett, which. I think it's just when you have this episode there, it's like, oh, yeah, Boba Fett's awful. Really don't like it. Well, yeah, but I do want to clarify, this was one of the better mandal episodes as well. Yes, yes, it was. So yeah, there was, I guess that's the thing is like, let's not forget how many really not good episodes of Boba Fett there were.  He's just kind of walking around. Nothing's happening when he's getting an exposition dumped from Blacksmith Lady.  When he's sitting in a. Repairing a ship concrete to go wrong. Yeah, like complicated stuff. You're right. It's not complicated. The most complicated being the fights, they did get them.  Yes. But I mean, even how like a lot of our scenes connect, right? Like, I mean, the bigger man would be, let's do a different ship. Give him something that's similar to the Razor Quest in terms of Razor Quest, in terms of functionality. I love the way you quest. Let's have it be that he knows exactly what the ship is. And maybe like she said, you know, she didn't tell him everything about how much work is needed to fix it up. And there's maybe a bit of a fight. We could even. Not like a fight, but like, you know, an argument. I honestly wonder if in the writing room, the idea was floated where someone said, hey, well, you know, Han, he lost the Falcon around this time. I wonder if that was that that suggestion to give him out of the Falcon. That would be horrible even for them. Oh, I bet. Yeah, I could believe that the, uh, yeah. The excuse they gave us was that he thought it was a Razor Crest because she said the ship is like the Razor Crest. But that's like. What she meant by like is that it is not at all like the Razor Crest. Yeah, it's a floating vehicle. It's a motor vehicle and it's like, again, I wanted a van and you get a motorcycle.  He shouldn't just be like, oh, it's like it. Cool. Yeah, this episode had like.  It was just something happens. Then another thing. And then we're doing a different segment now. Oh, now it's time for a different segment. I feel like I watched at minimum two separate episodes, like the, the bounty hunting episode. Like it's a variety show almost. Yeah. And then the ship fixing episode. Yeah. Here's our serious Mandalore. Oh my goodness. And now here's our happy go lucky plucky mechanic thing. And now this is the part where he kills the bounty in the meat factory.  What if that is what it is? What if they've chopped it down? But it used to be because there's two action scenes. If you think about it that way, the book and the episode. And if we just stretch out some of the scenes a little bit longer, I think we would have a full episode. He gets the bounty, delivers it on Halo Planet, goes to visit person, gets a lore dump, fights the guy in a duel. And then maybe we have like an epilogue scene where he talks about the future of Mandalore and the future of the show, blah, blah, blah. Next episode begins with him traveling in public transport. You know, gets over to her tattooing, making the ship, and we get the fun. You know, like this really could be two episodes. I mean, it may have been. Maybe. Yeah, actually, I think you're under something there. Because you do feel like there is that big, that big lull in the middle where he has to leave Halo. And so, yeah, I could see that being the start of a new episode. And maybe they did record two for season three. And then he was like, can't make it. Got to do the last of us. What is it? Is that actually why there's that delayed season three? I'm almost certain. I haven't got like an article to reference, but I've, those people have talked about how he was, he was just not able. If you remember, they had to struggle to get him back, I think, because he was unhappy with how much FaceTime he doesn't get in the show. Because he has to wear a helmet the whole time.  Well, yeah, I actually preferred that people keeping their helmets on more often than not. As do we all.  You can punch it through the hull of a spaceship and it's fine.  Well, that was a thing, right? Well, that's what I'm saying. Unless they say you have to take the helmet off to take this taxi. And he's like, but it's my religion. They said, oh, yeah, well, you might have to explore other options. Imagine they said that.  You should be like, oh, I guess. Yeah, all right. By the way is a very reasonable thing for them to say. Like you can't cover up your face on public transport. We have to be able to know who you are. Like the thing that I don't, the reason I'm saying, like they need to destroy it is because of how established it is that he wouldn't take it off voluntarily, right? It's like, yeah, they'd need to damage it, right? To get him more face time in the show. But they can't. There's no way for them to do that. They literally just melted the only thing that could, the best gas beer. By the way, this is the episode where he got kicked out of being the Mandalorians. And he took it pretty well.  This was his whole life, apparently. But he took his helmet off that one time.  What if someone just, like you're fighting and someone just takes it off? He's like, well, you can't be a Mandalorian anymore.  So he's, he's technically in charge of it. Plus, you know, like, there's only two others. So he basically outnumbers them. Well, remember, like, you know, all those. He just has to do his little quest. You got to do the rivers of Mandalore or whatever and drink the juice or something. Oh yeah, drink the Huckie. Yeah, you have to swim in the Mandalorian juice or something. Because I don't know how it follows that if you, it's just like, it's just presented. Oh, you have to go and jump in this pool. And I like, but what does that have? What does that mean? Can I just say that I did it? Like, yeah, I totally did it. What does this mean? Why is, why do I have to jump in this pool on this planet to be a Mandalorian again? There's no establishment of his. What it means to da, da, da. It's like almost no benefit of doing it anyways. There's like two people left. Yeah, why be Mandalorian? Actually, his relationship with him being a Mandalorian is tumultuous at best. It is very up and down. He'll take the helmet off for this. He'll surrender his weapons for that. He'll, I mean, he's with some chicken in a forest for a couple of weeks and he almost like marries her. And it's just this weird, like, why do you care so much? Why would you care?  If you just. What is it about this that you actually like? If he just like knocks the helmet off the other two Mandalorians, would there just be none left? It's literally a joke.  No, I got you.  But that's not fair.  Just jumps off the bridge. All right, yeah. Regardless of what it is. Oh yeah. Regardless of what it is. The Dark Saber is very heavy because the way they swing it around, like it's 20 pounds and like, what, why, what? It should weigh like nothing, right? It just feels weird enough to give it. Like, I guess they can write it so that it gets it wasn't heavy before.  Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. I wonder if that's like some, I don't know, fake EU stuff that's not Canada anymore. And they try to recanonize or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. But they definitely just made it up for me on the spot. It's like, oh yeah, you can actually use it properly because it gets heavier if you fight against the blade and not with it, whatever that means. Yeah, I don't understand.  You can, like, you can see the crash mat he's jumping onto by the way he jumps. Oh, there you have it. We did it. Yeah, thanks for watching, everybody. And Lorian. See you next time. See you next time. See you next time. Mando. Mando. Oh, man. Don't. Jesus. Well, the book of Mandalore. What'd you bring? Let's get ready to rumble. What does that have to do with Boba Fett? Let's get ready to rumble. It's the rumble of the of the salak stomach. Rumble in the salak pit. Oh, do you think they'll finally reveal he's been in there the whole time? Yeah, it was a fever dream. It was a complete fever dream. That's a robot chicken joke. Put that in the edit.  Take it like a man. Snowflakes and kutos and kutos. What are you going to do? Oh, if only you could see what I hear. The whole thing was just a dream. Rumble in the jungle only really works because it rhymes. So, you know, I think we need something that rhymes with desert or jungle. Rumble in the jungle.  Flapper's gallus sounds like a Jedi warrior. But it does, actually. It's Flapper's gallus. And he takes everything very seriously. He definitely has a cheek flap. Yeah, he would have. He does. You wouldn't think that based on if it's a silly name. This is time-posterous. That's definitely who he is. And he eats his own cum. Yeah, but Joey doesn't. He really doesn't at all. No one does that, Jay. If they do, it's by accident. Trying to make a serious Jedi character and you're coming all over it. Serious character can have flaws. I think that's the last one. Flapper's gallus and his tomb-challus. Do you think it's a 40-year-old semen? Yes. I'm glad we got that on record. Especially from Jay. That feels like a character's aspiration. What if the Jedi have their semen like extracted from them with the force?    Mr. Laurier never trusts a beautiful woman, especially one who's interested in cum. It's a little cum bowl so that he can break out of her skin. This changes Mystique's plan a great deal.  Three minutes into the recording, we're already here, okay. I haven't even realized what happened yet.  All right. What a great meme.  No way, no way, no way. It doesn't get better than this, guys. No way. It doesn't get better than this. 10 out of 10. This is real. 10 out of 10. I'm not even going to act surprised. Why? I'm like... Why? But why? I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised by this. I'm surprised a little bit. I've seen enough of those movie verdicts that are insane. The amount of hesitation we have on ever giving anything that kind of score because it's just like... It's just like you get a 10 out of 10. And you get a 10 out of 10.  You get a 10 out of 10.  But you, 10 out of 10. I'm okay with any reviewer who wants to just use 10. It's like that I liked it a lot score, but and they don't really reserve anything for perfection. I'm not okay with that. Well, so the thing is, is that I don't like it, but as long as you're consistent with it and that that's what it means, that's okay. I guess the thing is, I've watched enough Angry Joe that I remember 10 out of 10 meant legendary by his scale. I like legendary.  The only question is, wait, you think it couldn't possibly be improved? Yes, that's the immediate one. It's perfect. But hey, fine. I'm glad he enjoyed it. I don't like this water. This isn't going to work. I grew up around water. He's wearing a little plaid shirt. Yeah, this is inaccurate. You wouldn't be wearing the helmet. Yeah, let's say. Boba Fett is known for many things. And wearing a helmet is just not one of them. All right. Now there's top two of them. What about the Tuskens? Do you give them a chance? Did you? One of the bikers is just like, yeah, I gave them like five chances. I was like, please return my son to me. And they were like, no, please.  No, please. No. We'll pay you. No. Yeah. We just want our people that you kidnap back. No. Well, I mean, I guess this is your choice. What a fun day of relaxation. He's taking an afternoon off of his very hard work that Boba Fett does. He goes downtown to a bar and he's enjoying himself a nice tattooing sunrise or something like that, a tauntaun extravaganza, whatever exotic drink he likes. Sun's rise. That's true.   You bet it was.  I killed the wrong bikers. I just saw bikers and I blew them up.  He's like, oh, my goodness gracious. Am I bad at my job? And he's like, there's bikers. They look the same. And the bikers are like, whoa. Whoa. Wow. Oh, my goodness. Bikers are a diverse race. All kinds of bikers. Yeah. That's when they were racing across the Dune Sea. They raced us. The Desert Riders. Ride or die. And they did. They did both. The show would simply not have been able to handle anything. How Boba would have reacted if the Tuskens took another slave while he was there with them. They didn't show that. That's exactly the kind of thing you have to show to explore Boba's relationship to the Tuskens if he's going to be staying with them is, oh, OK. So how does he feel about the kind of stuff that we've already seen they do and the thing that they did to him?  But if you're not, then you won't. And that's his belief system.  I could see a mercenary like Boba Fett from the original trilogy going for something like that. There are loads of other interesting ways that you could take his character reacting to that. No. And that's the kind of thing that you need to explore to actually get an understanding of who he is in relation to the events that have happened to him and why he's apparently now cool with these people who enslaved him.  Sorry. You're absolutely right. There's no freaking way they could handle that. No, no, there's not. If I was trying to expand on Boba's character and already set with the events of episode one, it's like, yeah, he gets kidnapped by the Tuskens and then he starts to live with them and he impresses them and he starts with them. That would be like, oh, can I write this from episode two? Because that feels like the best and most efficient way to explore his character beyond that. Why does this keep getting remastered? Oh my god, look at it. Right, sit in the back there with it. Yeah, the vomit thing with the banter. The banter with the banter with the vomit. Imagine what foulness has to take place for a banter to vomit. I like the little cloak. It just makes it look more evil. I don't want anyone to see me doing this. Even though it's a bit more daylight. Yeah, I love this image and it's very important, I would say. Oh yeah.  What?  Amateurs. Was that punk? Amateurs.  It was just old C4, right? That was the plan. He's like, oh. What's good about C4 is that you could mold it into different shapes, which would make passing it through the anus of a rancor all the easier to do. You don't want it blocky. That's actually the reason I normally use C4 is my go to explosive. Original tweet says, Explain to me how this is a practical ship for a bounty hunter. A bounty hunter who at one point had so many bounties. He had to keep them all in an ice tray in his refrigerator. Wow, it's almost like narratively. They've set up the idea that Din is moving away from his life as a bounty hunter and is wanting to embrace his desire to have a family with Krogu and redefine what it means to be a Mandalorian. The media literacy, what a concept. So this is a sad person. And I think there was this idea going around that he's not bounty hunting anymore, which is weird in the episode where he literally does bounty hunting. Yeah, that's how the episode begins. I don't know where he got this from.   Like he wanted to raise a quest. That's what he wanted. He wanted to raise a quest. He said he wanted to raise a quest. That's right. Because that's what he said he wanted. Mando does two things in this last episode. He bounty hunts and he travels long distances through space. How can you argue he doesn't want a raise a crest anymore when he literally came in for a raise a crest? They're not arguing he doesn't want one. Maybe they're arguing that it's a subconscious desire. He doesn't know what he wants. That's right. He doesn't know what he really wants. It sounds like he knows that he wants a staff. You're trying to justify getting a member of staff on it. That's it.  I just like the appeal to like, you're bad with media literacy.  How can I explain that this is perfect? This is just the perfect thing.  I think this is just an emblematic of I guess a sort of a problem that I think we tend to notice, which is that it's like you're looking for maybe what they intended or what you want out of the story that works. But it just does not line up with what is in the story. He said he wanted a razor crest. Because that would be a good ship for him, based on as many things it can do. I feel like the easy thing is, if he didn't get offered a Naboo Starfighter, am I supposed to believe that he would have fought for one? Like a ship that would have been better suited for... And also, how is this even a better ship? How is it not better to have the razor crest so that Grogu can have like a little room while you travel around on your adventures? Yeah. It's like he has to sit in a little pod. So yeah, that's the big question, right? Is apparently he wants to become a family man. And he wants to buy a Nimble Starfighter with mounted weaponry. It's literally like, hey, I want a nice family car. Well, look, there's two Cedar Ferrari. It's a pretty great choice. I don't know. It's the one Cedar Ferrari. With massive machine guns.  Like this is a vehicle, a Starfighter is...  Yeah, that's what the purpose is for. So he wants to move away from his desire to hunt bounties. So generally, the pod is near where you want to use it, because you know, it's docked into a bigger ship or it's like on planetary defense and it's kept on the planet as defending. And you're locked into this little pod. It's like the Simpsons episode where Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for a birthday. Happy birthday to you. You bought that bowling ball for you, not for me. What? No. Get your name engraved on it. So you'd know it's for me. Homer, I'm keeping the ball for myself. What? But you don't know how to bowl.  It's actually what she wanted subconsciously because she ended up bowling with it. It's like, did you watch the episode? That is not what happens. Think about the first two seasons of The Mandalorian. How many things simply would not be possible if he didn't have the Razor Crest or and instead had a starfighter? The perfect ship for Mandalorian, as some people are apparently saying. You cannot take anyone with you. You cannot take anything with you, really. You have...  It has an armory, which has all of his guns and equipment that he doesn't really use, but they're there for him anyway. He has the little mini carbon freezing chamber so he can store all of his bounties as he goes out. He can keep food in there. He can keep food in there. He has room to move around. He has a bathroom in there. He can keep all his guns. He has room for other people to bring with him. On his lap. Well, yeah. What if it's on his lap? Well, yeah. Because what if Mando needs to pick someone else up? Well, some of it. Like, where are they meant to be in the Astromex slot in the little children bubble? I think that's why they did that.  And he's like, hey, I need your help to go do something.  He's like, I can't move. And I have to pee. Anabru's Starfighter is really cool. It just ain't. It's not going to matter how much you try and justify it. Don't make sense.  It is sad and pathetic. Well, I guess we'll have to see how he uses it going forward, right? I mean, I can't wait to see how many situations that there definitely won't be, where it's just like, man, wouldn't a ship that you can put things in be really useful here? Would it be useful if you need? Especially if you don't have a place to live. Or how long it takes to travel across the galaxy like they've been doing for ages. And again, he doesn't have a home. He doesn't live anywhere. So is he going to live inside of that seat on the stick? Or is he going to pay for accommodations everywhere instead of a razor crest that has a lockdown security mode in a bed?  And I was home. I wouldn't be surprised if in season three he steps into the starfighter. And it's just a whole big room in there that he's just like. Oh, like, relignments. Yeah, the outside of the house is much smaller than the inside. It's like the doctor who just keeps getting bigger every time.  And then we tried to like speculate why that could even have been the way that it is. And the subreddit was like, you know what Luke has to say about tattooing in the OT?  There's a bright center of the universe. You're on the planet that it's the farthest from. And yet we spend all the time at tattooing, which I assume we'll be seeing a lot more of it again today. I don't know.   All this comment. Does Mauler's, why do stormtroopers have laser versions of medieval weapons? It's not like the most iconic thing about Star Wars is a laser sword or anything.  Why not laser axes? And it's just like, but that doesn't serve the same purpose.  And so like trying to maybe block blaster shots with that would be pretty fun. That is, that does entirely defeat the purpose of the weapon.  The only reason they work is because they're kind of engineered by the plot to sort of work. I'm more than happy for them to work in conjunction with a Jedi. I don't think they're viable with normal people. If it means that you have such a focus that you're able to dodge and block like laser blasts, I can see those scenarios where that's really, really good. I don't know that normal people are able to do that though. This person's tag is Dave Filoni likes TLJ, died mad about it. He seems to be just as proud of a writer as Ryan Johnson. That lines up to me. Of course he likes TLJ. Yeah, of course he does.  I mean, there are definitely going to be some people who are mad about that, right? The, um, some people think he's talented. Have we done something at some point? I'm sure that in the next episode, he directs one of his cartoon characters is going to show up in the Mando. Why would you say that? I have not. I was thinking about like that.  So it's actually like a weight to provide force for cuts and stuff, which isn't needed when you use a laser. They could have used a vibrosword or something. It would have been better. Then again, Star Wars, the franchise about space wizards and space Nazis. Who cares? Oh, you had such a good forest in the beginning there. Oh, you were so good. That's us. Oh, you do care. Coach, you posted this. Just crash right into a wall. It doesn't matter. You had it all in your hands. The whole thread in concept is like, what are nitpicks? Implying that there are criticisms that are for real and good. And it's like, now who cares? It's like, well, you care. Everyone has thread cares. Does that fit into the definition that we use of nitpicking that it's a very small, valid criticism? I think so. I think that the axe is silly and wouldn't be made in that universe for that purpose. But ultimately it changes all. Especially because we just see it as an executionist weapon, right? It's not actually being used in the field as far as we see. It wouldn't matter where it's being used. I'm suggesting it doesn't make sense for it to have been created.  But at least they're not using it in the field where it would actually be...  That was his weapon. I'd be like, what? That's silly. Like the lightsaber umbrella from Legend. It's from Visions. Visions is cringed from everything I've seen of it. It's really cringed. And now, comment showcase. Do the noises. No.  Just screaming at the top of my lungs. No fanic. I can't hire Mando. He isn't trying to kill me. Maybe that would be the good plot of an episode.  Stop it. Stop it. Boba thinks... Stop it. Hire me. Hire me. No. Honestly, can we go back to the Boba Fett dies in the Sarlacc pit version of his story? It was somehow less humiliating. Yeah, everybody would tell you that. A little bit, yeah. I would say that's the incredible legacy of Star Wars where they Disney managed to make it so that you're like, please go back. Please, please just go back to the Sarlacc pit. Yeah, don't do it. I like the thing I hate. We're smarter than them. Proceeds to fly his ship into the mouth of a Sarlacc and forgets that money can solve many problems like not having to fight... Not having people to fight for him that aren't cut content from Cyberpunk 2077.   The whole scene is embarrassing to watch. How does it represent growth for him? Well, because he used to be in there. Now he's floating above it with slave one. Exactly. So in a certain sense, you can say that. Oh, okay. That's meaningful. Yes. Jay, how far have Khan is often represented by growth? I mentioned the Star Wars comic that I'd read that had all the Boba Fett stories in it.  And they show up and they're like, yeah, we'll get him when he doesn't have his equipment or his armor. And he doesn't have his armor, but due to his fighting skills and his tactical know-how, he is able to kill all of the hooligans, all of the raider people without his armor. And even one of the guys takes his armor and puts it on and Boba's still able to beat him because he is that talented. He's that deadly and proficient.  Well, it was a neat call. I don't know if it holds up. I know as a kid when I read it, I was like, wow, this is really cool. Boba Fett's amazing. Now, like a benza. Yes. I've grown up and Boba Fett ain't so cool no more. Make baby benzas. You can never go back. What if we all did a word? Let's do that, yeah. We'll start with Fringy. We'll go down the line. That interview. I'm surprised you actually agreed to this, Friggy. Jesus Christ. Muller is this a sour purse who is raining down on our parade.  This is back cave level. That interview was painful. I feel so bad for Tamara Morrison. No, no, no. The white man in the writers and directors and wants to do better than he's allowed to. Also, this show is constantly making me think of that gif of Squidward bashing his head on the cash register over and over again.  Agreed. I would amend that analogy very slightly. Squidward is the audience, you, and Disney is bashing your head into their cash register, which is Star Wars. Yes. To be clear, the best episode of Book of Boba Fett is the one where he doesn't appear for a single second. And one of the better episodes featuring Mando isn't a part of his actual show. But the really weird thing is that this episode feels like it was thrown out there to satisfy the bad backlash the first four episodes got, which doesn't make any sense because they were all filmed months ago. But did they make the first four intentionally bad so Mando would get a better reception? Did they take, did Jay Skywalker Boba Fett just so Mando would look better by comparison? So bizarre, confusing situation no matter which way you cut it. I assume that they actually intended to make the Mando ones, and then they threw in the Boba ones to flesh out the show because they didn't have anything else. It definitely feels that way now, especially with episode five, because it feels like now we're actually doing a story, whereas Book of Boba Fett up until this point has felt pretty scattered shot. Yeah, I'm very curious about this next one we're about to get, like... Same here, because man, I don't know. Yeah. Several people trying to kill Mando and they all aim it as armor. Mando himself accidentally hits himself while he doesn't have armor. Yeah, it's pretty funny. It's the only way we get him to get injured is when he hits himself. I think I compared it to the Aldi Droid. It's the only way we can damage it. It has to be itself. Does that mean that... Does that mean on the floor of that meat processing plant there's this little slice of Mandalorian that's just this little thin Mando skin that's just on the ground? Remember, it's the butcher, so someone might mistake that for food. I don't think they like the Bob. Nice. Someone out there has eaten Mandalorian. Mando ham. Actually, by the way, it's on the ground. What's the Zinger that's printed on the packaging for Mando ham? This is the way. I don't know. This is the ham? I guess it's the ham. Not a clement-pone or anything. Just this is the ham. This is the ham. I love how they kick him out of their religious sect and don't confiscate either the priceless Mandalorian edge sword or the supremely valuable Mandalorian forged armor that identifies him as one of them. I would only want to clarify.  You can't be one of us. You're not part of our super duper club. And so, yeah, I think Rags makes the joke at the time, but it's just like about to be like, I'm keeping this. It's an interesting bit of development to have the Mandalorians value that over.  Well, I am dumb. I can't remember if we went over it, but Mando only considers what he did with the droid to be taking off his helmet in front of a person, right?  Have you ever removed your helmet? No. Has it ever been removed by others? Never. It's like, well, he's allowed to take it off to eat food, right? Or are you guys not? I hope so. There's got to be. He has a long straw that he uses. He plants food and he has a straw. You know, I guess he broke it then. He's just referring to that. He wasn't even talking about the head healing scene. Hey, hey, hey. Learn media literacy.  Are we sure? Well, sorry.  You ever taken the helmet off of the big guy? He's like, never. It was like, never. But I assume so. I assume that means that all Mandalorians have very bushy beards and long hair.  So each one of them has a perfectly helmet-shaped dew underneath their helmets. And then someone will be like, well, obviously they can shave. It's like, ask her that. It doesn't seem to be. No, it isn't obvious.  Say, for example, he'd killed the big dude in the duel. And then she tells him about the helmet thing. She's like, you're not a Mandalorian. Then he just goes, you're not a Mandalorian. I am. Yeah, at that point, there's only two of us. The meaning of it is dictated by her.  What if you fall off a platform or something? He just pushes her and he's like, I am the last Mandalorian. Yeah, I am the ruler of the Mandalorians by default. You have to do a robot voice. Doc security, you cannot board a commercial flight with weapons, Mando. I grew up surrounded by weapons. I grew up surrounded by weapons. Imagine there was like a priest or something who'd been a clergyman for decades and decades. And he has to take a taxi to the other side of town. And the taxi guy says, uh-uh, I have a special rule. Atheists only. You have to renounce your religion if you want to take this taxi. He's like, but my religion is everything. I'm a priest and I love the Jesus. And I would never, I'd never do that. And the taxi's like, yeah, but that's the rule of the taxi. And so the priest is like, okay, uh, Hail Satan. I give it all up. In fact here, any of these starts pulling out rosaries and holy water and wooden stakes. And just all kind of stuff like that from his pocket. He's a vampire hunter. The cab driver has like a little apartment to drop these in for all the customers. He's like, come on, yeah, just throw them there. He says, but my religion is my religion. Oh my God. But yeah, something that you've had crew missed about that redemption where- We would never miss anything. As to jumping to a lake or whatever. They both mentioned that Mandalore and this place are destroyed. So they literally have no way to redeem him for his helmet. They're legit idiots. Yeah. A couple people were saying no.  I think my rating of that was, yeah, it probably doesn't exist, but I bet you it does. Like it still does somehow. Like a piece of planet floating out there with the river on it or something. Well, it's like- I figure that it exists in some capacity, even though- Yeah, like it didn't get vaporized. Like all of them. It's a river, right? So it seemed that there's still water there. I have no idea, because this is apparently- Was this in the Clone Wars that this happened? Oh, okay. Well, yeah, then I guess what I mean is I can believe that it doesn't make sense, but I'm guessing that we're going to that place that still exists in some capacity. Well, maybe Mando season three is going to be about getting there, right? Yeah. Wow. That seems like the hook, right? There's all this mandalore- Well, I can't wait for an entire arc based on him having to apologize for tasting off a cat. King Mando. King Mando. Yeah, that's really meaningful. I can really connect with that as an audience member. Oh, I sure do hope that he gets to be a Mandalorian again. That would be really bad if he couldn't be one of them. The crazy people. They'd have to change the name of the show. And he might have to, he might be able to take his helmet off. You joke, but like, is he allowed to be called Mando now? Shouldn't it be Bob or whatever? Or Din? Where are we going?  It means that you've been disloyal and disso, the other thing. You've been liquidy. You've been dissoyal. You've been really easy to steal a Mandalorian's identity. I like this previously. That's not showing the last episode. Oh, I guess we're going back to Boba, then. Yeah, of course.  No, don't show this part again. What I'm sure do on this muscle. No. Why does his, uh, a breastplate have lights on it? I'm sure I would appreciate it. Oh, yours doesn't. No, no, I don't want people to see that. No, you need money, Mando. You have to buy a new ship. This one is clearly not suitable. Boba was nice to him. Oh, okay. Why even show this logo anymore? Lucas. There's no point. Yay, we're on tattoo. Paray, I'm so excited. I sure hope that...  No wonder Luke wanted to leave. Oh, it's a treasure chest. It's full of treasure. Loot boxes. Do you know where you are, gentlemen? Oh, look what it is. They get through. Oh, it's you. Cobb something, right? I care. Timoth, the olive poplar. Yeah, that gun totally fallen out of the hoster. Where did Cobb come from? He's the most held one. Did he walk all the way here? He's walked all the way here. What's with his shirt? That's the one thing he does in the story, is walk through the desert really far. Oh, yeah, he did that before. I don't know what's out here. I'm the one. Tells folks what to do. There's only one of them got a gun. I think they all do, but he's going to shoot them all and they're going to die. I didn't see what's in that, Jess. No laws have been broken, far as I'm concerned. So why are you here? What are they doing? Back to where you came, we can chalk this one up to you guys, reading the map wrong. So why don't they just leave? Why is this a confrontation? Why don't they just say, all right, we're going to leave. Yeah, just leave. Wow. Why? Why, though? Hang on, hang on. He shot twice. He shot three with two shots. No, that's how fast he shot. Replay that in slow-mo. I can see you're the smart one. No, I'm the lucky one. I'm the slow one, actually. The one without a gun.  Why is running Spice bad? You haven't, why is this bad? It just seems like a business that you do. Trespass, and there you go. Okay. So are you a good marshal or a bad marshal or somewhere in between? I'm not entirely clear on... What's happening? Yeah. Yeah. Well, what were they doing that was bad? Were they running Spice? Why didn't they just... Why didn't they just... I don't have a door. Can he, can he like be like, wait, can I have a ride, actually? His shirt is the opposite of intimidating. I like the shirt. Well, I don't actually at all. I think it's fine. I accept it. It'd be better if you just... He's just straight cowboy. He installed those. That's what Mad Lauren's supposed to be, right? Oh, it's Spice, right? Oh, it's Coco. No, close it. The wind is nice. Blow it away. No, what are you doing? Is that... Didn't they say it's worth more than his entire town? You could have... Why? Why? You just why everything? Yeah, you have it now. Why is it why is Spice bad? Why do you want to cover it up? I don't know. I don't know. It does. It does. That's the problem.  That's literally it. That's all it is. Oh, so we're just... Oh, that's green. That's a ween. No, it's that. It's green. Wait, it's also not bubble fat. What? How are you here? But how are you here? But no, you are... I don't care. Not Tatooine. Green! Green! The green bushes! The green bushes! Clowdy! The green bushes! I can smell the fresh air. So, hmm... Okay. Did he just sit in this seat for the entire trip? Yeah, he said he wanted to see Grogu first, right? So... Oh, no. I don't want to see that fucker. Oh. Wow. Okay. Man, we are five minutes in. We've had two big cameos. So, is this... Are we going to see Luke Skywalker? No.  How is that ship space worthy? I don't believe it. Yeah, why is it not... Don't you want to finish it? No. It's just not... It looks cooler without all the body panels, so... Hello, friend. Yeah. You're not friends. Bounty Hunter shows up wanting to see Skywalker. I can't remember. It's a message. Is he fluent with droids? Does he hate some, right? He does hate them, until he doesn't. Well, of course he's a man. No, but he liked Tatoo did too, because that's why he hates them, because he knows what they're saying. He does. He knows what R2 is on about all the time. Right now, R2 is on a very strong rant about... R2 is a white, he's trying to face it. Oh, like a creature. That was a rock.  It was a rock. It's a rock-weaver robot. Oh, wait. No, it's an ant robot, because it has six legs. It's an ant robot, because it has six legs. Well, I was going to say spider, but I'm sure it's a cool ant robot. Yeah. Man, that's a lot of ant robots. Oh, there's a lot of them. It's a whole ant robot farm. It does. It does have a lot of felony. Yeah. Is this the most efficient way to... No.  That's one of those things from... Oh, they're building a Jedi temple. Yeah, it's a temple-y temple.  What? They're all just finding rocks. This cannot be efficient at all. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You need a connecting agent, right? I think I'm... I'm like, well, I'm pretty sure it would work. It just is odd that you would have incredibly advanced robots building a pretty rudimentary structure. Is this an... Is this Mandalorian season 3 episode 2? Seems like it. And did they just add in the Timothy elephant scene to remind us that this is meant to be both? Meant to be both. Well, he's a... He's a Mando character, so... She is a Mando character, but it's all Boeba Fett's stuff with his pikes and all that. I guess. Is that a bench? How long will I be waiting? Is anyone here? Anyone alive? What are we... What are we... What are we doing? Anyone alive? So Luke or Han are not going to show up.   Oh, I guess I'll just wait. What? Oh, at least there's something to look at. Oh, no. No, it's him. No, it's him. Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Don't you... No. Oh, no. He's going to get killed by Kyler Rand. Don't you have other students? No. Oh, this is the first new student? Like what's wrong? Like what's wrong? Come on, leave him alone. He's going to eat it. Because it's funny. That's actually the music they're playing. It's the same music that they play as he ate all the eggs. It's his eating music of creatures. Oh, god. He actually might do something to the frog. God. Don't look freaky. Come on, what are you doing? He just wants to go for a swim. Grogu was hungry, so... Luke's going to stop it. Because Luke is... Luke will save the frog, right? Luke will save the frog. Oh, he didn't even notice until he opened his eyes. Yay. Yay. Book of Boba Fett. What's the name of this show? Say something. Do something. No, don't say anything. And don't do anything.  He's looking way better than he did, Amanda, season 2. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. A lot more. They hired that YouTuber who's made it so that he looks good. They hired Coronado Digital today. Coronado Digital, yeah. Yeah. Oh, what was that shot of just his arm? He's doing four stuff, Jay. Pay attention, Jay. Like, no, but is it... No, but is it the shot that was just like his arm out of focus obscuring Grogu? Like, you get where the shot is at. Oh, he's got enough. The frog is got enough of your shenanigans. Oh, jeez. That's a lot of frogs. Chill out. He's going to funnel them all into Grogu's mouth. I don't even know how there's a pond up here on the top of this hill. Why? Why would... Why? Why? We're just standing watching the frog. Oh, frogs. Look at my watching. What are you doing? What's going on? All the frogs are like, dude, this is not cool. Oh, my little froggy mind. It's not fun for us. Is this just going to drop him down? What is this time clown timeline I'm living in? What are you doing? What is this scene? He doesn't even set him down gently. He just plopped him back.  Let's go for a walk. You should probably carry him. He's... He has to make 20. He's a little baby. He keeps up with the edits. He keeps up with the edits. All walk is pasta, dude. He keeps... Oh, he's jumping. Oh, my God. How did... He's doing the Yoda thing. Oh, my God. Wait, is Luke doing that? Yeah.  Why do it like that? Stop it. You remind me of the only other guy of your race that I've met.  Do you remember back home? I'm a child. I have no cons... I don't even know if I'm sapient. It's so awkward to watch this when it's meant to be kind of happy and stuff, but we know where it ends. Also, yeah, yeah. Grover's set to be killed by Kylo Ren, so... Well, unless they find a way to get him out of that situation. He can rely on milk. Well, they will, right? But I guess it's just awkward to see like Master Luke Skywalker training apprentices when you know how it ends. It's just really awkward. Not to mention, Grover's not going to be like a character for another, what, 100 years or some shit? Probably 100 years. What? What do we... Are we... Grover always got his lightsaber backhanded, so he'll do triple damage. Dude, the arrow we've entered into, where you have to pillage from the prequels as well. That's fine. Or first. Yeah. And the Jedi stuff. Well, I mean, I'm happy that they're keeping in continuity with the prequels. Yeah, that's... I just find it funny that at all. Like, they never wanted to touch these in 2015. How did... How did Vibioto escape this? Okay. I guess we're not going to find out. Is it? No, we need to read on the Jedi Temple they killed all the kids. I think Anakin's going to maybe save Grogu. Why would Anakin save Grogu? He killed all the other kids. I know. It doesn't make any sense whatsoever. They're going to do it. Is it Mark Hamill doing Luke's voice here? Good be. I think so. Because he actually sounds young. Mark Hamill is a pretty good voice actor. Yeah, he might be able to impersonate himself at a younger age sort of thing. Oh, no, no. Another one. That's more Kamino. Geez. Yeah, we get one per five minutes. I told you it would be another cartoon character showing up. I thought you meant like a new one. Oh, it probably will be. At this rate, we'll have like four more new characters. Yep. What is this place? There's nothing now, but will someday be a great school. It'll be a school?  Do you not have like, can you not get some Republic funding or something so you can get like air conditioning maybe? This is the planet where everyone gets killed. And Grogu is his first student. Nice. I want to see him. I know you do. Let us take a walk. To the kid or just? Well, whatever kills time, right? I'm glad that we're not doing Boba Fett this episode. No, I'm happy to not see him anymore. But it's his show. I don't care. I don't like him. My hand must be really, really hot in that outfit with the armor and the helmet and covered up fully. That'll be really sweaty. No place more safe than here. Really? I don't understand why you're all right with Skywalker's decision to train the kid when you wouldn't. Because it was his choice. Then it's my choice to go and see him. Are you doing this for Grogu?  No one knows why he's doing anything. Yeah, no one. Yeah, I really don't know why he's doing anything. I want to give him this. Mithril. Wow, Napkin. So he will remember. That's the only napkin on this planet. No. Guarantee you it's Grogu armor and it's going to be, it should be more than what's in there. Because it was a spear's worth. I don't know where the, maybe the blacksmith has the rest. She's going to make not weapons with it. This armor will protect him. Armor? Yeah, it's going to be chambered.  If you're set on it, then allow me to deliver it.   There's not much in this conversation at all. There's not much in any of them. Mm-hmm. Go on. Yeah, go give it to him. Fly over it. Can't catch you. Grogu misses you a great deal. Okay. If he sees you. He will be happy. It will only make things more comfortable. We can't have that. Oh, is he just going to take Grogu and we'll have another season of him and Grogu? Why can't Mando just visit everyone so well? Hey, Grogu, it's me. How you doing? You keep it up. You're better than me.  He's going to make you sad, Rags. Grogu will be sad. It's sad that he gets to see Mando every once in a while. Yeah. Make sure he's protected. Oh, there you go. He's not going to see him, so.  If you came all... Fuck, this show is dumb. I like how everything...  Every organization. They tell us the logic here is like... If you see the baby, it'll be sad that you come and then go. It's like, well, yeah, that's how that works. Like, that's how visiting works. But it'll be okay with Ahsoka? It's not... Yeah, she'll just give him the armor and say, I don't know, I made this. I found this on the ground. Imagine being told that Mando showed up on this planet in person, but you weren't allowed to see them. No, they're going to keep going.  All right, then. I'm glad Kylo Ren killed these people. I am too. He was... Kylo Ren was right.  Kylo's the president. Kylo for a galactic inquiry. It's like when he was carrying Yoda on the backpack. What are you going to train him? Why are we still here?  Five. Let's see you jump. Really? So it cannot...  Jump. And as you do, feel the force flow through you. What does that mean? Force jump. Do it.   Nice. I guess we're done with that training. We are just doing this for reverse now. Why would Luke run? Well, not reverse actually, but still. Yeah. Yeah, this is... Whoa, what if the baby flew out? We'll sink you. It's like the world is going down. We're doing Empire, but it doesn't make any sense because... Why is Luke doing this? Luke is doing... How does baby Yoda benefit from this? Luke is doing the dagger baronin. And now it's with baby Yoda. This is many sense. I guess he's just keeping fit. But with baby Yoda there. There's no way that's strong enough to hold you. Oh, Crouchy-Jugger hidden dragon. Look. The wide world exists in balance. Feel the force all around you. So lame. What are you still doing right now? I mean, it's better than most of what we've got. I don't know that you... Are you sure? Or does it just look nice? I mean, God, think about what we're getting. Just think about it. Hey, you just happened to see a tree. True. I am. Which I am as well. Why are we still here? What are we doing? We're nearly half way through the episode. We just have to count the credits. What is he doing?  What? I feel so bad for this kid who... Yeah.  Did you not feel... He can lift frogs out of the water. He let him watch some cartoons. Jeez. We're still here. We're still walking there. Oh, Jesus Christ.   But when it's even approaching being in character and faithful and nice, it's like, yeah, I know how this ends. Is he going to give Grogu the lightsaber? Wait, he's going to give him the little shooting robot? I mean, we're not doing this yet, are we? Jeez. Look, remember the things? Remember the stuff? Remember the things? Remember the things? What's going on with it? Is it a football? No, that isn't how it works.     So, what is the modded to Luke and his treatment of this baby? Yeah. You know what I'm starting? He's like, is this the Luke Skywalker show, episode one? I guess so. Is this the...   Always get back up. Always get back up. You haven't even had a chance to get back up yet. Yeah. I was like, I'm just shocked. I'm a little infant child. It's been shot at by this robot. Do it again. I don't want to live with you anymore.  What? Okay. Oh my God.   That was real fast. Look at him go. So, I don't feel like we're getting a montage here. I feel like it's... No, it doesn't feel like a montage. It feels like it's been one day. What we want is like, we want this as a montage with like, oh, he's wearing different clothes. Grogu is going to be killing people with lights papers. Are we supposed to do this show? Like is this supposed to be like, remember when Yoda jumped around with fine Count Dooku? It's like that. Or something. He's Yoda. Look, he's jumping. It's our only one. That's the only one we got. It's the only one. It's the only one we have. Oh, you... No, that's the only one we have.   You have a lot of anger in you creature. You've taught him well. It's more like he's remembering than I'm actually teaching him anything. Sometimes the student guides the master. Sometimes the student guides the master. Yeah, sometimes. I hope it's the context of her saying this here. About a baby, yeah. That's the real problem. They've recreated young Mark Hamill for this entire episode. She hasn't even given him a thing yet. This was a day. It's been about a day. It's been an hour at most. In a week, it feels like it's the same time of day. So much like your father. Okay. Sensitive subject. Yeah, I guess that's... Honestly, was that a reverse shot?  God, imagine if you were a dude. Yeah, Luke crushed your instincts. I'm glad I'm so critical to tell you that. They've got a very serviceable de-aged Mark Hamill. Imagine if they did something good with that. What are you so disappointing? What does this have to do with Pust or Boba Fett? We're almost a two-thirds. Wow. Man, it's a Boba Fett. This is a seven episode show, right? Yeah, the next episode is the finale. Of the Boba Fett show. I cannot... Back with Mando in the Boba Fett show. I'm glad he didn't have to either. I guess we just had like a 30 minute feature of his Luke for some reason. Okay, so now we're back. So now we're doing the actual plot of the show. Okay. This is where the episode would have began, if not for some bonus stuff we had filmed already. Oh, he's got an axe, be careful. What you doing parking here, boy? We don't like to get around here. I like how their security for their airport is a guy with an axe. I was going to say, as if he was going to stop Mando. Oh, not that. Yes, the cyborgs are good. You never get to an airport, Rags. Whenever the insecurity, there's just one dude standing there with an axe. On the runway? Yeah.  It's just a company walking outside with an axe on the runway. Ain't it really cool how we've collected all these awesome characters throughout the show, and they're all getting together? This is the Avengers assemble now. Oh, they're our cringe team. There's the black chrysanthemum, and those are the cyber punters. There's Atlas Boba. This is the Mandalorian, Din Djarin. I'm way more effective than all of you put together. I'm actually not a Mandalorian anymore, by the way. The mods have done a thorough job of surveying the streets, but we lack the numbers to cover our territory if an all-out war comes. This is like it. Of course, you only have like eight people. Yeah. We need foot soldiers. I might be able to help with that. I grew up surrounded by soldiers. But Boba Fett didn't say anything about a scene. He didn't? He didn't say a word and got his way. Maybe they finally listened to him. Yeah.  Oh, is he going to recruit Jawas to help him? How do they know that it's you? Right. You killed their friends. No, but he gave them coins. He didn't give them coins. Yeah, if you pay them. He didn't give them an egg. That's true. No, he's flying away from them. This is just a show of memorials to Larry and Terry and Adam. They knew that was Bando? Like, who's waving it in? How could they have possibly known? Also, you're about to manipulate me on that. Jawas have incredibly good vision. So he is going to recruit Timothy Oliphant then? I guess so. Yeah, we'll have him in the next team. Why not? Why does he have to go and recruit? Oh, wait. But if this scene is like five minutes. We're almost done. Yeah. Do you want to park your starship?  Do you want to park your starship? You got to do it out there in the flat. I'm looking for Marshall Vance. I don't think you heard what I said. I heard you. I'll take it from here, Deputy. Where did you come from? Oh, do you not see him?  How did you come from? He was just standing in a wing. He was obscured by the other guy from the camera. Every single angle he was moving behind the guy. He's much taller than him, too.  So that we really... This isn't their only scene. We're going to have several... The Boba Fett show. Hey, Boba Fett was in this episode. He didn't say a word. But he was in it. Yeah. No, but he was there. I can't confirm he was there. Oh, do you think that they put the skeleton here and then they built the building around it? Or they found a way to fit the skeleton into the building? Well, it's that family guy joke with a couch. Like, trying to squeeze it in the fucking... Honestly, got it. No, stop, stop, stop, stop. Twist it. I am. And we're going to have... It's the Star Wars thing, right? Yes, it was. That's why it works on multiple levels. I'm not sure I'm going to find a way to put it in the edit, but it's a... I'm going to recruit your town's population as warriors to fight some random...  Just grab... Call. Why don't you... Cut the rest. Surely Star Wars got devoid of people who want to fight for money. Surely, like, as a bounty hunter, you know of mercenaries and like... No. Maybe like a band of mercenaries. No, Jay, for hire? He's only aware of the people we've seen him meet in this show. To ask for a favor. I'll tell you what, things are tough around here, but I'll see what I can do.  Gunslinger, yeah. Him specifically, sure. I don't understand the whole, like, yeah, I need your people.  They're miners, aren't they? Like, leave me alone. Remember what happened last time you recruited the town's people? They all got melted. Off the shark, recruit the banther. You recruit the banther. He can eat the enemies. We're up surrounded, by the way. Oh, really? I was in a bad gunslinger, man. Really? He's a Clomor's guy who's coming. Yes. Yeah. Okay. You can tell already. But I'm already... Yeah, Clomor's a cowboy hat. He's got a very distinct look. Where the hell did he come from? It looks like he just walked in from literally the desert. Did he walk in? And the only reason he noticed is because the wind chimes. Yeah, why are you wearing that hat? He calls his wind to happen. Are we really doing more of Not Boba? He just came from nowhere. The middle of the desert. He just appeared. He's getting here. He's getting. I don't know who that is. Interesting. No way. Nothing to me. Deputy's going to get shot to establish that this new person's back. Yeah, they're telling us that Deputy Man is aggressive, so he's definitely dead. Why are those down there? Yeah, I was about to ask. An annoying reach.  Hey, the marshall ain't for sale. Wait, the marshall ain't for sale. Didn't he just get hired by Boba Fett?  I think that's what Cobb's face was. Be careful where I was sticking my nose if I were you. He don't have a nose. I think you don't have a nose. Hey man, that's what his people's nose is. He never has to be careful where he sticks his nose.  You don't have a nose. I actually didn't really like that. Boba Fett is a cold-blooded killer who worked with the empire. Wow, those blue goons are distracting. You should have never given him armor. Yeah, right? Uh-oh. So the second I just didn't shoot. Oh yeah, I guess he just didn't do anything.  His gloopy fingers. Very flumpy fingers. Datoine belongs to the syndicate. As long as the spice keeps running, everyone will be left alone. Oh my god, he's so cool. Yes, it's time to walk all the way back.  What? Also, dude, he's facing his back to the whole town after killing the sheriff. No, he's not dead. He's just hurt. Well, even still. Oh no, this flight is all a problem. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. That's what they're going to go with. This whole town's going to fight now. Oh, I love this one. I like, I love this one. Be quiet. Where's Max? He's already made me think of Max, isn't he? Yeah, yeah.  That was hilarious. He was just vaguely wafting his hand towards his guitar. Can we take your helmets for a clean? No, that's dumb. I want to clean my helmet.  Imagine if you walked into an establishment and they're like, do you want us to clean your clothes?  That's not real liquid in there.  You're nitpicking rags. Yeah. They put a bomb in there. Yeah, it was like a bomb or something. Yeah. Yeah. They weren't out yet. They did. Not the sexy twilocks. I can see that all of us care about this. Wait, what happened? I'm just glad something happened. Oh, we're back here again. Why are we here? Was there a character in the show called Boba Fett? A Boba Fett show? Is there a character in the show Boba Fett? I don't think so. What do you eat? How do you cook food? Why can't they admit they just want to make a generic, like a generically all-encompassing Star Wars show? Like just admit it. Just be honest with yourself. It's unclear when we start an episode of the Star Wars show, which characters we're going to be spending time with, and that would be fine. This is me thrill. Builder said it's worth more than all the shire. And he's going to grow out of that. Hang on, hang on. Was that the entire Beskar spear went into that? I've been saying this forever. No, I don't. No, there's, there's. No. Oh, what? Are you giving him a little mini lightsaber too? A little tiny, give him sting. Oh my God. No, no, no, it's his first day. This is a lightsaber. Please, Luke. Please. Luke, no. This is very unresponsible. I'm not a child. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He just said it belonged to Yoda. That's what Yoda does. How did you get that? How did you get that? Don't give it to him. Don't. Do not hand this to the baby. No, what are you doing? No, I'm saying no. Why a shape of an android? Can't you just make a new sword? Do we need to get someone else's? This is so irrespective of him, baby. The lightsaber, please.  And I choose only one. You know, the other Greek. This is the, this is the lightsaber, right? Wait, really? If you choose the armor, you'll return to your friend, the Mandalorian. However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the Jedi. But if you choose the lightsaber, I will train you to be a great Jedi. Why are you letting this tiny child make these important life decisions? How is it supposed to understand the gravity of this decision? Giving the lightsaber is not my life. He's really loved it. He's giving, like, he's giving him Yoda's lightsaber. I imagine him going up to, like, Finn and saying, hey man, his Lando's plaster. Why give me Lando's plaster? Oh, you know, I feel like it would be... No reason. No reason at all. It will take you many years to master the ways of the Force. And you may never see the Mandalorian again. You are not prepared to make these decisions. Yeah. Just to not understand the gravity of the place. This is incredibly irresponsible.  Which do you choose? Oh, Lando. Right, that's going to be our hook for season three. We don't know.  That'll be the base. What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? That was a... What are we doing? What is happening? What are we doing? What is this?  Finn, two episodes since Boba's Fett said any words in the Boba Fett show. Yeah, like, this is not the Boba Fett. This is not the Book of Boba Fett. This is the Mandalorian season three. How does Tamara Morrison feel about that? The Star Wars show. It's generic as hell. It's getting Star Wars stuff. Let's look. There's Ahsoka. There's... It's Cad Bane, right? That's his name. Yeah, there's Cobb. There's obviously Mando. It's everybody. We're doing... It's everybody. We're getting the whole crew together. And I guess next episode, we just have an army to fight the Pikes. Yeah, well, we're doing a big fight.  Yeah. And then they'll be like, join us for season three of Mando with Boba Fett, presumably, will guest star. Boba Fett guest stars in his own show. I've never seen this before. The only reason I've seen was in there was just to remind you that this is what we're doing. Why do we see the Jawas again? Was that just... Same high to the Jawas, you know? I'm legit curious what Tamara Morrison feels like. They're hauling the skull of the sandworm. Yoda getting shot by the... Yeah. Rather, I feel like they had to make up for lost time and making the syndicate or whatever, like, bad. Evil? Yeah. Yeah, let's just have to blow up the bar, I guess. And I still don't really know why. You interrupted their business and they've attacked you as a result. That seems normal. That's the problem we've entered into, though, for, like, the finale. So we don't really know who the syndicate are and the pikes and what they want. We don't really know what the spice does. We don't really know what the state of affairs is across Tatooine or the outer rim or anything, or, like, what the heart wants or anything. Sounds like they just want to move spice with their gun train. That's all it sounds like they want to do. Just let them do it. And all we have to work with is that they apparently shot at the Tuskens, which presumably that could have started ages ago, that they shot at each other. We have no idea. I bet the Tuskens started it. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, the most evil thing we've seen them do is still the gun train, and that's basically still all we know about them.  So does the finale. Cad Bane turned up because he would have been told that three of the pikes syndicate were killed and their operation was stalled by some guy in the middle of Moss Pelko.  So I'm still sitting here like, I don't really know who I'm supposed to be rooting for. I'm a little confused. Yeah, I suppose because he's the good guy. He's called the Book of Motherfat. He's also the good guy. You know, we should be sad that he was shot.  I don't know what happened. I feel like it's a problem that you've had. You've made a show about a crime boss, but, like, you don't want to do a, you don't want to do, it's black and white. It's just a boss. It's just a boss. It's not a crime boss. You're right. He is just a vague boss of things and the pikes are the bad guys. There's not a back and forth. It's not a steady escalation. It's not one mistake. Someone gets killed and then it causes a blood feud. Like, we're not, what, why is it meant to be a crime lord show when there's nothing of the sort in this?  Yeah. It is insane that four of the episodes were spent on what did we achieve in that? It's like, we learned that he liked the Tuskens. Yeah. I know where he got a stick from. So that's where he got his stick from. And he killed the Sala. He killed the Sala. He forgot that he drove his ship into it. You've never seen this coming. What a Frankenstein of a show. Yeah. I would say that this episode in particular, like the last episode just felt like a Mando episode. This one felt Frankenstein. It felt like they put the cob stuff at the beginning in the end to remind you that it's Boba Fett and then they have that little bit in the end. And then they put Boba Fett in to remind you that it's Boba Fett. I still stand by. Cob Van to me comes across more so as a Mando thing, not a Boba thing. Yeah. I guess in a certain sense, it's just that now he seems to, this was like them connecting a Mando thing to Boba. Yeah. So this is, this was clearly supposed to, like it wouldn't feel out of place for him to appear in the Boba Shet show. Like if Mando didn't appear, I could still see this decision where he appears, right? And you'd be like, oh, I know him from Mando. Whereas like, if you cut all the Mando stuff from the episode, I think he'd probably still end up in the story that they'd write if they didn't, if they weren't splicing in the Mando stuff they've already filmed. I could totally see him still ending up in there. But it's still, I don't know, man.  That's pretty bad though, that one. Well, so I've been hearing for a lot of people that this episode is great and easily the best.  It's obvious. It's obvious. Upside-down clown world. The last one was the best one. Not this one. Oh yeah, I still think it's better than any of the, the first four. I don't know if I agree with that. I'm not sure, I really need to try and separate this out of my head because it's like, is it good just because of the fact that Luke is being like, training is good and you should be nice. And well, that's the standard.  Except at the end when he says, hey little baby, make a decision that will impact the rest of your life. Do it. Here's a sword. Here's a sword. Here's some armor. So just to be clear, here's an object that's far more dangerous than a sword. Yeah. And the training droid that hits you with, I know they're not lethal, but they're still blasted as a baby. Yeah. And what's Ahsoka doing? Is she just, she's just around. Yeah, she's just around. Yeah, and then she left after. I can't even say that they brought her in because she'll be in the final. I don't know why she would be in the finale. No, I, she'll be in her Ahsoka show. Because Dave has to bring in all of this guy's characters. No, it's just to remind you that she's going to have her own show. That's it. But she will. Yeah, they are making it. Right, because she's so exciting and interesting. Yes. How many episodes of the Ahsoka show do you think you're going to have Ahsoka in it? I think that she'll get the whole treatment. She'll get all of the episodes and all the stuff because I think it's, because it's Dave Filoni created that character. So I wouldn't be surprised if, I don't know, she got special treatment. That's what I've heard from a lot of fans that she gets like protections from Dave Filoni quite a bit.  He's not my toy. I can't believe how much they've just discarded Boba Fett though. It's pretty wild. God is wish. What's interesting too is, imagine you're Grogu and you have all these adventures with Mando, and then you get taken away to a planet and this weird guy, like he shoots you with laser beams from this robot, and he makes you do all this jumping and working out, just wheeze weird task.    You're shooting lasers at me and making me do flips in the woods. Mando never made me do any of this.  What if Mando just arrives and sees Luke put it, Grogu with the droid that shoots it. I mean, it's like, wow, I'm taking this guy back now.  They need to know what you're doing here. You can't give him a sword. You gave him a what? It's worse than a sword.  You can touch the sword and you're fine, right? You can touch it. That's, that's fine. And because we need all those member berries, it had to be Yoda's sword that he has. Yeah, I guess. And wants to give to Grogu because he really likes Grogu. I don't know. I guess the emperor hung on to it, put it in his little, Whoa, what's the last time we saw it? Did you drop it? It got zapped out of his hand in chorus when he was fighting the emperor. It fell in the Senate room, right? Yep, that's right. So somehow it went from there to Luke. It's not impossible. I mean, him having that is something that I'm not. I find cringe. I don't think it's horrible that he has it. I think it's cringe. I think it is. I agree. I think it is cringe. I think it should be, I created this light saber and it's modeled after my masters. That's simple as that. It's just, I think it's cringe that he's giving it to Grogu. Oh, absolutely. He has it. No question on that.  Like, whoa. In the book of Boba Fett, do you think Yoda will, baby Yoda will pick the lightsaber or the armor? I'm sitting like, I don't fucking, what are we doing? What's happening? Not only do I not know, I don't care. I don't think I care because like it's a baby.  It's, I don't, there's nothing to attach myself to. Which way will this baby flop? He don't know. I just, yeah, I do not care.  What a disaster. I'm sure people are lapping it up because, oh, look, the blue cowboy. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh, it's Ahsoka. Oh my gosh, it's Luke Skywalker. Or when she said, oh, look out to D2. When she said your dad would be proud, I'm sure people are creaming over that.  We're here because everyone loved the Force Awakens.  I don't know that it came across as easily to a lot of people. Yeah, but people didn't, it just, I guess people by and large just didn't notice or care. And I didn't notice when I watched it. Well, now did I? Yeah, me neither. It just, yeah, I just wasn't like I am now. Well, but like Mando's season two finale, it was like, that was, it just seems to line up, right? Like TLJ was like, what am I doing? Experimental idea was his character.  It doesn't really matter what we're writing as long as they just, they come across as what you remember. Unless it's Boba Fett. Well, yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on there. I think maybe we're applying too much thought to their decisions. Maybe it's more so an instinctive creature that doesn't even understand like the concept of why it would do a thing. It just, you know, its behavior is entirely based on instinct and it just behaves. The little androids that are building that hut, they're trying to build a franchise, but they don't know how or why they're just told to pick the bricks that people pay for. I think, yeah, we're signing too much intent to the algorithm that created this show. I will say it still feels completely sterile to me if that makes sense when I see any of this stuff. There's no heart in any of it. There's no salt in any of this. There's just no meanings and no, nothing feels well crafted. We could write a new story that tests Luke in a new way. Um, that he's not, you know, maybe a kind of, you know, kind of trial that he's not been through before and moral questions that he's never, he didn't have to answer in the OT, stuff like that. You can see him go through all of that and that'll be really interesting and it would take talent to write and it would be the kind of, it's the kind of thing that you want to see happen to your established characters that you already love is then go through things that you've not seen them go through before so that you can get more of the character but without just having all the same story again. That's exactly how you do this kind of thing. I think it's interesting that I just realized this, this episode had two action scenes but they weren't like typical action scenes. First was the training, right? The first one was the shootout with the pikes and then the second one was the Cad Bane thing. Oh yeah, both of them are gunslinging like... Yeah, they weren't like really long-winded fights or chases. That's nice.  It's like, guys, you're supposed to be trying to convince us this is a vast desert. They can't just walk up to each other.  It's like they've forgotten. It's like, wait, so this is in a city, right? No, no, in the desert. No, in the middle of the desert. No, in the middle of the desert, nothing for miles around, probably further. If he had rode in on a banter, I guess it would have had a little more sense. Well, because of that epic shot of him walking from really far away. It's so funny. It's just funny to me.  The shot is beholden, like the story is beholden to the shots and the spectacle. Who cares doesn't make sense. I wouldn't be surprised if people say like it's an incredible shot because it shows just like the vastness of the desert.  I mean, it is a cool shot, but it doesn't really like follow in terms of what's happening here. Amuses me. He's probably very tired. And then just turns around and walks all the way back. It's great. What are we going to do in the final episode? What are we going to do?  We're just going to all meet up at a point. It's like, oh, this is where the pikes are. Fight, have fun.  For the first time ever, let's have just a little post episode memes. It's wild to think we could be getting a Grogu appearance next week. What's even crazier to think about is if Din travels to Luke's Jedi temple, we could even see Han there with a young band solo.  I know what all of those things are. It is so nuts. Oh, the best. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Eat it up. Eat it up. Eat the slob. Speaking of that, there you go. That sums up this. Yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that the three soys in the middle are just like an amorphous soyjack blob. Yeah, the soy creature.  Hard to believe. I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. I'm sad now. Bye. Goodbye. Remember how in the Mandalorian, Baby Yoda couldn't understand the concept of an arm wrestle and so he almost chokes Gina Karana's character to death because he didn't have the mental faculty to understand an arm wrestling contest and now he's being given.  Goodbye. Say goodbye. Goodbye. Say goodbye and then I can hit the button. No, actually. I have power now.  Always get back up. Why'd you bring me? I have some trail mix. Awesome. I have some mix. Do you guys have trail mix in your parts of the world? What is it? I think so. What is that? I think it's just nuts and raisins and stuff, isn't it? Yeah, it's like mix nuts. Like cashews, almonds, peanuts, with some dried grapes in there. So we call them raisins. Yeah, we have that. M&Ms. I foraged that from the woods. Is that something you do often? What's it called? It's the woods to forage stuff. I go into the woods to forage some nuts and berries like every time I come. They're on the trails. In Jay's off time, he lives a double life as a squirrel. Just running around, getting nuts. This one's actually what I was doing. Wait, do you tend to find M&Ms on the trail? Yeah. On other cherries, I'll get M&Ms on the trail. I like spaghetti. Yeah, no, the spaghetti's on the trail. Find spaghetti on the trail. Spaghetti is one of my least favorite pastas. You're walking down a trail in the woods.  You know what, rags? I kind of agree. I prefer the other types of pasta. I like ravioli a lot more than spaghetti. Yeah, raviolis. I like the other type of pasta, which is like 500 other ones. Spaghetti is the worst type of pasta. I like noodles, though, and that's kind of like spaghetti. Oh, yeah, I love noodles. Yeah. I love noodles. I like bucatini every now and then. Is it penne or penne? Which one is it? Penne. It's pronounced peen. Beanie. Beanie, peenie. But yeah, raviolis, lasagna, rigatonis, and love tortellinis. Tortellinis are great. So many of these sound like you're about to be tortellini by balls, LaMau. Even macaronis that are like the big ol' elbows, I love those. Those are great. Go into Google and just looking up types of pastures. Man, the variety in pasta is pretty staggering. Yeah, and spaghetti is the actual worst. I don't know that it says the worst. It's just different shapes. It doesn't really taste that different, does it? I wonder if the shapes make a difference in terms of how you can play with them. Yeah, because tortellini has stuff in it. It has cheese in there, and you can put mushrooms in there, too.  I really like that. And ravioli, yeah. And you can fry ravioli, and it's delicious, gives it a crunch on the outside. Speaking of pasta, do you like rigatoni, right? I do, actually. So how do you feel about Bofa? Bofa. Bofa, these nuts! Why did that kill Mattel specifically?  He's a big fan of Bofa. Big fan of nuts. He's glad to find yet another Bofa enjoyer. Imagine if you were gay, but just for balls. So we're watching the Book of Boba Fett season finale today, aren't we? No. Oh, okay. No, it's not. The proper stream about something else. Mandalorian season three finale. Well, the season three. Episode three. Yeah, to be fair, at this point.  This is the holiday special for the 21st century. Don't you know what a book is? They have different chapters about different people. Yes, that is something that books do. They have different chapters with different people, except for the books where the POV is fixed on one character. Like in all mediums of entertainment where you can do that. You don't know the book is stringy. That is such an odd thing for someone to say. Books have different POVs. Yes, so do like everything. Do you really think that my problem with this is that it explores multiple points of view, and that's it. I just don't ever want that to happen. You know, it was called The Book of Oberfett. Yeah, like it is a bit odd when he doesn't show up for like two episodes. For two episodes. To be fair, he doesn't show up for 30 seconds. That's a third entire show. He's just not in it. And even the same thing. Wait, there's only seven episodes, right? Yes, this is the end. Yes, but that's just under a third of the show. He's just not in it. Yeah, like legitimately. And it's not even that he's not in it. It has nothing to do with him. Episode five is entirely about Mando. And episode six is primarily about Mando as well. We're about to find out if that was actually setting stuff up for the finale or not. I don't think so. I think that that was setting stuff up for Mando. They almost certainly were, but hey, maybe. Maybe. This one's an hour, isn't it? So it's long compared to the rest of the, yeah, Hanna. I want to throw out a clarification immediately. A lot of people in our communities have been like, man, the show's so embarrassing. They're all convinced that spice is like human earth spice. We can infer that it's something bad. It's just that the show hasn't told us what it is. Like we're only joking when we say it's put on food. Yeah, yeah. As far as we know, it could be though. Well, it could be. Maybe it's spice he takes. I'm actually like about to lose my mind because like the silk road, people vibe for control over that over the course of centuries to trade things like spice and silk and ceramics. Yeah, this could be any good. Any product depends on where it is and who's supposed to have control over it. It doesn't have to be some quote unquote illegal substance because I don't even believe it's illegal. How can it be? It'll be a drug or something. In fact, it almost seemed like they were doing that with water in the show. Maybe if there was going to be some water over water, which makes complete sense. Sure, you can do that if you want. Water doesn't have to be bad for you. Yeah, they wouldn't do that. It wouldn't make sense. So yeah, like I just wanted to make sure everyone understands we don't like not understand what spice could be. It's just we've been waiting for them to tell us what it is and why trading it is bad. I think you could describe. You could say the same thing for much of the show. Who are the syndicate? What are their objectives? And why should I not like them other than rushing it in right at the end of them blowing up that bar? The show says there's violence now and things are kind of terrible because of the syndicate, which is I don't know how to describe that other than, yeah, that's what happens when there's a power vacuum. Yeah, we're watching a crime boss show about a crime lord. So that's really interesting. I was actually going to bring this up, right? So the first thing I wanted to bring up is a lot of people have said with Clone Wars that you learn that spice is as bad as math that basically like ruins people's lives. It causes like horrible things for societies and cultures that it's around me and traded with, you know, it's worth so much that it attracts a lot of crime.  Yeah, the thing he said, I am a crime lord. I'm the crime lord. He's supposed to pay me. So like he's just a guy in a big house from what I understand. He's like a I don't make boss. I don't know what he does. What do you do? You don't do anything. He just sits around, I guess, and has random problems with certain types of tributes from people. They're totally legitimate.  He lets people assassinate him and then he hires them when they fail. Because we've mentioned this before, but if you're a crime boss, what are your rackets? Like what is your business? Do you do protection? Do you do trade of any goods? What do you do other than sit in Boba's palace and then get money from people for nothing? The other thing to be brought up was that we didn't really talk a lot about it on the actual video. We've talked about it on streams and stuff, so it's worth putting in here. Mark Hamill, this rather Luke Skywalker, the whole robotoid thing, where he's entirely synthesized, like his voice and his look. They're at the point where they basically can almost recreate anything they want. We kind of knew this already, but there was a huge back and forth with all the different kinds of people complaining left, right, and center about it. Just curious what you guys' thoughts on it are. Exactly, because we'll get it out of the way that Mark Hamill would have given his permission. Rather, let's just assume that that's the case, even if it's not. What do you think about that?  Maybe one day. Just filter those through an AI and then just put them on their faces. Here's the interesting thing. We might be like 20 years away from someone just dropping their fan sequel trilogy script into a computer and getting a fully realized version of it back out in like two hours. We are heading to the future. Computers are going to be able to generate art at a scale that is impossible for humans to keep up. We're all going to get replaced by our computers. Yeah, but we're not doing that. Conversation, drawing it back. What we have right now, I actually think, is a little bit awkward. Really? That's all you got? Let me help you.   It's something weird about the way Luke's talking in that episode and it's not something that we were all really focusing on because we were thinking more about the event. What should I do about him? What should I do about him? He's got like the exact same tone and delivery for every single line. Would you like to remember? You will find balance as well.  Always get back up. And from what I've gathered, it's because of the fact that the AI doesn't know how to actually create like a human delivery. It just knows that this is something he said this way before. This is him saying it now.  Do you remember back home? I will teach you to protect yourself. No, that isn't how it works. However, you will be giving into attachment to those that you love and forsaking the way of the Jedi. Wait, so Mark Hamill, the voice was a computer? Or it was... Yeah, it was a computer that did it, yeah. It wasn't him. What? It was no Mark Hamill in the world. I feel like it's definitely cyberpunk. It's weird, no. All right, I don't like that.  Because there's a creepy fact about it. Yeah, this concept that an actor or actress sort of has some level of power or some level of ownership over the character and the sense of its presentation is... I think it's a special thing about acting. It contributes greatly to the artistic nature of what it is. You're trying too hard. Don't try. Do. This is a training remote. Feel the force all around you. Can you imagine a Gandalf who isn't Ian McClellan? Can you imagine a Tony Stark that isn't Robert Downey Jr., you know? And these characters by virtue of who's playing them change in their universe because a certain actor is portraying them in a certain way. If you remove that aspect from their portrayal, then there is going to be inevitably a change in universe with how that character acts and sounds and is perceived by everyone else. So this isn't even purely a meta thing. Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you. The conflict. Let me help you.  I will not fight you, Father. Really? That's all you got? As soon as it's now plausible to just recreate an actor's performances forever, even if they're not as good necessarily, right? If you can do that, there's now no limiting factor on how many performances that you can get out of someone playing the same character, right? There's going to be media where instead of us getting a new Wolverine, right? Now that Hugh Jackman has stepped down or a new Batman, now that Ben Affleck has stepped down, I'm concerned that we will end up in an environment for media where you just get the same actor having digitally pumped out performances over and over again and there's like a thousand Ben Affleck Batman movies and we'd never get to see any new interpretations of the characters. And it's a confusing continuity that no person can keep track of because there's a thousand movies that are all just being interjected at random points in the timeline. I've seen a lot of complaints. That's definitely one of them. I've seen people say you'll never get the human reactions and emotions. They're wrong. They're wrong. This is the funny thing to me. They might even get better.  Have you forgotten how she left you? Who found you? Who cared for you? Gave you a home. And at times like, could an actor even do better than this? Who they wanted to help. My only wanted to help. I only wanted to help my own. I told you to stay away. I think it's just the technology is far from perfected. That's what's wrong. Yeah, you know what's much more concerning to me is the idea that these machines will be able to fully capture the idea, the emotion and the soul of a human in a way that a viewer can't tell the difference or even do it better. That's way more concerning to me. Even in the video, I think someone asks is that Mark Hamill's voice and we're all pretty much in agreement. So like, oh, yeah, yeah, it's going to be his voice. And she's like, we didn't even. Though I think if we were all told to listen to it and then we put in an environment of guess, if it's Mark Hamill or not, we might have been able to pick it up. Maybe. But I think we chalked it up to Mark Hamill trying to give a young version of his own voice. That's the thing that most people aren't going to be thinking about these things when they're watching it. No, and so that's where I actually wanted to go was that there's a tweet that has like 40,000 likes or some shit where it's just talking about how anybody complaining about this doesn't understand that this is our hero in his like best form ever. And you should be thankful that we even got to see it. I'm just sitting like, oh, no. You don't understand the thing that you saw happened. Remember the part where he gave an infant a lightsaber? Yeah, I see he's in top form, I'm sure. Well, and so that was going to be the second conversation because the first one was that, just the presentation and the scariness of it and just like, get away, creepy robot Luke.  They were like, I can work out.  But the rest of the fandom were complaining why the hell is Luke telling Grogu that attachments are bad? That's not something Luke believes in. Yeah, Luke absolutely doesn't believe in that. Jedi Luke is definitely not a person who is on the idea that you have to be detached from everything and everyone. I guess just before we continue any further, I guess it's really worth stating very plainly. This is Disney's second assassination of Luke Skywalker. Agreed. I don't want that to just sort of slip under the radar. That's what this is. The crescendo of all of this discussion, I think, was the people calling this as grand return again after Commander Season 2.  And finally enough, I was on, I believe, Open Bar and as was saying, does this not line up with TLJ? Is that the idea? He's going to dogmatically believe in the Jedi stuff.  Like that's how you get to do it. It already creates issues there. I guess it would be consistent in its breaching of Luke. I think that's the point that he was making was that, yeah, we should expect this because they're not reconning. They're not decanonizing the sequels. We're sending Luke there. Right. And even then, it's such a bizarre way to do it because the way that Luke should be behaving in the book of Mandalorian here is not how we... Because last time we saw him at the end of Episode 6, what we see here just doesn't follow. How would you possibly say this to Grogu here? It doesn't make any sense. Regardless of whether you're trying to make it lead to the sequels, the problem is going... All you've done is you've created another gap, which is even more of a problematic gap because that gap is much, much smaller and the breach in character is massive. He's credited, but obviously it's for his... Yeah. Lightness? Yeah. Yeah. So he's dramatically out of character, but there's one saving grace, and that is... I've seen several people suggest this.  It's going to be a point he's going to be making. It's not actually a choice he's giving to Grogu. That can help a lot. Which... Even if they're reconned to that part, you still have Luke Skywalker... Oh, yeah. ...building a pile of rocks to live in on some planet. So I was about to raise a point along those lines. It's... The Mandalorian has set five years after... OT. ...return of the Jedi, right? So what has Luke been doing for the last five years?  Five years and a short amount of time.  So what has been going on for five years? Luke should be getting letters and messages from all over the galaxy of people who are Force-sensitive and who know Force-sensitive people who want to be trained by him, who want to restore the Jedi Order.  What have you been doing? We're jacking it. We're going to bring these topics back up because we got a current showcase on the way. But until then, we'll just do... I'm like, cool. Let's just do some memes. Just a little meme. Oh, I love memes. A little bit of memes. And then before the comment showcase, how very exciting. What does it keep getting remastered? It makes me just... My little doggie shoulder shiver. I'm like, it's getting goosebumps. This one's got to just funny. I saw it on the subreddit. Leia trusted me with her son. I took him and a dozen students and began a training temple. It's like, I mean, I built it and had a student six years prior. Like, wait, what?  Some people take these things as evidence of retconning, like evidence that they're going to get rid of the sequels. And I was talking to Jay about this a little bit, and Jay was like, wait, so they see inconsistencies as evidence of retconning. It's like, man, we've got a lot of them. I guess they retcon the OT now. Oh, easily many times. That's not canon. That's the most uncannon one right now is the OT. Oh, this is a good one. I like this one a lot. Oh, I'm going to have to edit that in now. You have to. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, we see nice. I'll do it. I'll make the sound effect. Why? It'll be in the clip. It's part of the money. This is what people are talking about with the Disney canon. That's Yoda's lightsaber being tossed into a furnace and it gets destroyed. Oh, God, he looks evil. He didn't look this evil. He's a beard guy. He's a beard guy. There's like 50 different people writing canon for Disney. None of them have met each other. They've never met each other. They don't even know what they exist. They think that they're the only one. They think it's a special honor that they get to write the canon for Disney. And they don't know that there's 36 other people who are doing it. It's just in our rotation. Okay. This is an amazing meme. Whoever found this meme is a connoisseur of memes who has incredible taste. It really does feel like it would have come out of our community, though. Yeah, I saw this. I saw this in the words and I was like, ah, this is eFap. This is eFap distilled into a meme. This could have been made on TKO. It's a warrior of some kind. Yeah. Truncle scrimblows. Jedi master, shrunkle scrimblow. Yeah, which takes us to comment showcase. The first one is from Twitch. Yeah, I just saw it while Melo was streaming or offering. I can't remember whose stream it was from, but I saw this and I was like, pretty funny. I love how Luke was lecturing about how Baby Yoda needed to rid himself of attachment right before he hands him a lightsaber that he specifically states belong to his old master. Yeah, I remember that. Sounds like an attachment, bro. That's it. No, no, no. That's it's just, it happened to be that one. It's the only lightsaber he had apart from his own. And it happened to be Jedi master Yoda's. How he got it, I don't know. The only one he had that was small enough to give to an infant, to a baby. Yeah, and it just happened to belong to the only other member of his species, coincidentally. He works really hard to get the cars and to get that lightsaber picked it up and like his companions at the time are like, man, you really attached that lightsaber. And he's like, no, this isn't, no, this was just, it's on the floor. What? I don't know. I saw it. Using this as evidence is great, by the way, but actually we're talking about whether or not Luke Skywalker is okay with attachments. Did anyone watch the OT who's making the current stuff? It's like what his whole story is about. I don't remember those things. That was a long time ago. People don't actually remember them. They remember the idea of them, but they don't actually remember them. Rags, you'll like this one. This is George Whitaker. Rags makes probably the best point about Mando not seeing Grogu. I like this one already. This is an astute observation. Imagine if Grogu was told that Mando came to the planet but didn't bother visiting Grogu in person. To me personally, I'd be asking a ton of questions like, why would he come this far to see me and then not see me? Why even bother to give me something if you're not going to give it to me in person? Does he hate me? Does he think I'm ugly? No! Oh, I gotta take this phone call. Oh my God. So, um... That's not what it says. Bring it, this is gonna be a long boy. I hope you know that. Yeah, I know. We're looking at probably an hour each at least. Hey, look, you can just cut out like this bit. Is he going to come back again? Was he told not to come see me? And then all of this would set huge insecurities in my mind, which are the antithesis of Jedi training. Doubt, fear, resentment, desire, etc., are all passed to the dark side. Good job, idiots. This is just completely true. You can't go see him because of attachments, just like, but it's a gift from your Mandalorian friend. Yeah, it's a stubborn... This is a really good comment. It really does sort of flesh out what Grogu would think because this stubborn attachment to this concept of you can't have attachments, ironic as that is, it causes problems. People aren't really built to be like that. Especially having Grogu grow up to have to choose between his attachments and the Jedi Order. Same thing that happened to Anakin. Anakin had to choose. Apparently they can't coexist because that's how things are.  And then, I mean, the OT is completely different. Of course, we already talked about Luke Skywalker. There is no...  Using his attachments and his relationship are there to defeat the Emperor. I mean, it's bizarre. It really is like you have 36 different people writing this stuff and they don't know each other exists. A huge payoff is Yoda being like, Bro, don't go to your friends. All you'll find is death. Continue training. Only if fully trained Jedi Knight with the Force as an ally will conquer Vader and his Emperor. And then he's like, I gotta go help my friends. I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I gotta help them. It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants. That is why your friends are made to suffer. That's why I have to go. Like, ah, yes, Luke. The non-attachment, bro. It's like we're missing chapters again. And they've gone through the back and they're still missing chapters. How does this happen? At least it's five years away. So we've got... Whoever's gonna make that prequel can fill in the gaps, I suppose. Yeah. Those gaps are getting smaller and smaller, but I'm sure they're up to the challenge. It's the one day we'll be saying, well, what happened in those 10 minutes? Yeah, Luke, something could have happened in those 10 minutes. Oh, it's Indigo. It is Indigo. It's funny, a lot of people were like, what do you mean? The OT was well written. And it's like both had to not grow up in the OT. Luke asks questions about Yoda to another one of Yoda's species, Ghost Yoda. Ask me. You could have many answers to your questions. Oh, I didn't even think about the Force Ghost.  Oh my God, why did Force... Oh, Jesus Christ. Maybe I'm... Is it better that they're not present?  I have no clue, man. I don't know. There's no reason why Luke should not be constantly calling upon the Force Ghosts of Jedi past to guide him in this quest. Literally generating a new Jedi temple. Like, they're trying to rebuild the entire religion slash society. It's like, maybe, maybe you could ask Yoda about it. Yeah, he's sitting there.  And at that point, we should get a Force Yoda to go, oh, no, choose, he must not. Instantly, that should set off red flags. This is such a mess. Maybe that's why the Force Ghosts all tid it up. They're just like, oh, God, look at this. We're done. It's over. We're totally going to get Force Qui-Gon Jin in the Obi-Wan Kenobi show. Oh, it'll be great. Liam Neeson returns. Why would he want to live in a drafty stone hut and not be allowed to eat frogs for the rest of his life? Didn't let Grogu watch him kill people. Bought him soup. He got. Can you not make it through this one? He got to go through space with him. And sometimes he got to eat passengers. Of course, baby Yoda is going. It's not what it says. To go baby Yoda. Of course, baby Yoda is going to go with Dinn and not stay with the guy with a robot programmed to shoot baby. Also calling it now. Mace Windu saved Lil' Yoda from the Clone Troopers and he and Boba will fight in season two or three of Boba Pete. They'll probably bring that to Mace Windu.  He was sent out of the window without an arm.  If Mace Windu's fine. Mace Windu's fine. He don't have anything to worry about. Rags Palpatine lived. That's true. I don't know why. I guess my brain, yeah, literally atomized. But he survived twice. They created a scenario where they are creating their own future payoffs because they elaborated on through memory powers that Grogu is in the Jedi temple. So you know they're going to use that to have someone save him and it's going to be a big special thing. So they're just waiting to cash that check they wrote for themselves. And this too, again, you have Grogu spends, I guess, a day with Luke Skywalker who makes him work and do exercises and sit around. I get shot at.  He has the scary sword he pulls out. He has to live in this hut where there's just cracks in the walls that are going to collapse in a stiff breeze and there's no air conditioning and they have to eat raw frogs.  We had a ship and a bed and there was indoor plumbing and air conditioning. And I went to school and I ate cupcakes and there were kids to play with. And we went places like, what do you think a baby's going to choose?  I want to live in this stone hut. Does he have a bed? It wasn't that I thought it was impossible to build something without a connecting agent. It's just that I didn't understand why they would be doing that when they have technology. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you live like?  Well, I would assume it's supposed to be a traditional thing, right? That's not true. Remember that prequel trilogy? Well, no, but not necessarily all of them. Some of the Jedi temples would conform to this. It's of all the problems that I would have with the episode. It's incredibly low down. I think it's silly. I had something. Yeah. It just seems bizarre that you would have all of the... There were dozens of these robots moving one rock at a time and climbing up somehow. I know they couldn't have shown it because it wouldn't have made any sense whatsoever. So they climbed the structure to get to the top, yeah. Yeah. These ant robots who are stacking rocks up to make a rock dome that...  Like I said, Yoda's hut was nicer than this.  Yeah, it is. That is epitome for future reference. No, I know. No. I like epitome. I like epitome. Epitome. The guy who had attachments to his friends and family, all of his childhood, and still turns out to be one of the greatest Jedi who ever lived, tells his students that he can't see his adoptive father ever again. Probably the only person Grogu will ever have this strong a connection to because the old ways forbid this.  Luke from the Legends was smart enough to understand that it was exactly this kind of bullshittery that destroyed the old Jedi Order. Filoni's work was only downhill from the Clone Wars. He lost his touch when he tried to do a really childish cartoon. I don't know what touch he ever had, obviously. I don't even say that to make fun of him. I'm like, I don't know. We go further than this. He literally saw attachments save his father from the dark side. Exactly. It saved the universe. Saved the universe. And the knowledge. Vader was withdrawn from the dark side via his attachment to Luke. Yes.  Luke, make a life-altering choice.  Gruggle shits himself because he's an infant. It might be a cut scene, you know? Like, but I think that would have happened at some point. You have to assume that he shits in his hands. Yeah, because he can't fucking... He can't do that stuff. He's still a baby.  Like a baby in there and you can't get to him or like, change him or... Where does he get a...  Yeah, that's why it's gotta put Gruggle, guys. The way we're gonna deal with Mando having a Starfighter is we're just going to ignore at the end the idea that he would ever need to bring anything with him or the traveling between two places would ever take him out of time. He's just gonna leave and then it'll cut to something else happening and then he'll arrive next time we see him. Yeah, and then he'll have all of the stuff he needs somehow. We're just gonna flat out, ignore it, or invent a plot that's totally different than his uses have ever called for in the past. I'm just imagining there might be a point where we cut to him like saying, oh yeah, sure, you can come with me and then we just cut and we don't show the journey and then they arrive together with his like, and his Starfighter is just there. We'll remember. I can totally see him doing that. They've set a precedent when Cobb teleported from behind somebody that people can just get anywhere they want with whatever they want. Star! It was funny though. It looked deliberate like they would have framed it. Like the director was like, it's been really cool to have you almost appear from behind him. Do you think the actor was like, this is, what? This is strange, but okay, I'm getting paid though.  My favorite part is probably when Fennec says they need foot soldiers. Mando doesn't even consider any other options but immediately seems to think, there was this village I passed through eight episodes ago where half the villagers died helping me kill a giant sandwim to defend their town. Surely the surviving inhabitants would love to abandon said village and become mercenaries in the city. I've got this.   Oh, such a good comment. That's a really good comment. Exactly. Excellent, true. Nailed it so hard. As if, absolutely, it wouldn't be just a hot bed of mercenaries chomping at the bit to fight to get money. The mining town, right? Yep.  It'll be scared off by ships, but we can't have a ship here or anything to replicate the sounds or effects of a ship because reasons. They'll be scared off by ships. Oh, that's your solution. No. No. By the way, that was their reason for why you couldn't use the ship to attack it. It's such shite writing. You would think that they would have PTSD from watching their friends get, like, eaten and remember it had, like, acid saliva and it would, like, melt people? Yeah.  That should make them traumatized. They're like, no, we're not going to come in. The last time we helped the dude with the Mandalorian helmet, Steve and Regina and Adam got melted.  I hate that I'm saying this, but with everything that was set up in the first four episodes, surely it would make more sense for him to go to the Tuskens.  Not the dead ones, just not the dead ones. Just a sect of Tuskens and employ their help. Surely that would make sense more so than this. I think it makes more sense, but I don't think the Tuskens would agree, would they? I guess you'd have to pay them. Just pay them. Literally just pay them. Pay the slaves. Off the slaves. Just say that. Oh, my God, you can imagine.  You can have these. No, it's the syndicate. It's like all the syndicate that you capture, they could be your slaves. Oh, my God. See? And that would be crime lordy. Go over, find a sect of Tuskens that are also on the gun train route and say, hey, we're killing the people doing this to you. Do you want to join? And they'd be like, yeah, I imagine. Imagine being the boss of the syndicate and then someone comes up to you and says the gun train's been fucked. Like, oh, God, what attacked it?  Like, no, really. It's like, no, really. The sticks they found when they were high on nose lizards? Last comment for comment showcase. Who wants to take it? I'll take it. This is by Gene Learns English. Oh, that's good. Boa is like a player who wants to get through the evil route but can't force himself to be rude to NPCs.  You know what? Now, that I can relate to.   What's up? Exactly. I relate to that experience quite a lot. I'll help you, but I'll frown. I'll be evil about it. Just press the sarcastic option. Yeah, I'll be sarcastic when I help you. That makes me evil, right? Gene, you seem to have learned English pretty well. Yeah. Have a great grasp on the language from what I've seen. Good job, Gene. Oh, boy. I have to relieve myself of fluid from my bladder. Very well. Yeah. You know what? While he's doing that, I'm going to go pee. While he's peeing, I'll also go pee. Yeah, I'm going to go pee. You're going to pee. Wait, no, no, come back.  I don't need to. You have to. I thought the opposite. I filled out my water.  Everybody's gone.  Oh, no. It's just you and me now. I'm legitimately super, super curious to see what happens. I'm very interested in what's saying. Yeah.   I'm just I just want to know what they do because it's such a weird, bizarre, disjointed season of a TV show. That is a weird one. All we have to do is wait for Jay to get back and we should be good. Nobody knows I'm secretly an elf. Oh my God, Jay is actually here and an elf. Are we ready? Wow. We were in the middle of a conversation. You're just like, well, start. You said this was an hour. It's 58 minutes and 41 seconds. You lied. When will the lies end? They won't. I was just lying and they will end. Oh my goodness gracious. Discuss in the comments. I'm ready to come and showcase now, though, because that's the end. Yeah, there will. Oh, I can't get it. Woo. Sand. Oh, do you think Boba will be in this one? Yeah, that's hot. I mean, maybe. He's in the previous scene. He's got to be. Do you think Tamura's just like chomping on the bit to be in his own show? No. Who'd want to be in this shit? Oh, when he said that Boba shouldn't talk as much, this is what they did. They just took him out of the show. Where were you when I made that joke like twice? But Boba Fett didn't say anything about a scene. He didn't. Tamura Morrison got his way. Maybe they finally listened to him. Yeah. Who? Sorry, what?  What are they putting on him? It's a laser shot. Why are you putting a blanket on it? Where's the mare? I totally forgot about that. Oh, yeah. It was safe. The mare guy, yeah. Oh, yes. Don't betray me. We totally won't. Oh, that's the same dog creature as was in the meat shop. They love their meat. Oh, no. Oh, no, not her. Well, she was one of my favorites. She was so, you know. Well, all caught up. We could have just watched the last episode. They didn't have anything to do with the episode. Let's be honest. You can skip the first four. Skip the first six. Skip the... Skip it. Let's skip it all together. So excited. I'm having... Dude, anything could happen. All people could cameo.  And no one died, apparently. We are at war. Nice. It was inevitable. What was it? I see a helmet's off again. Of course. Yay, Mando, our favorite. Play the sound. Oh, no, it's not. I think so. Oh, all the people are here, too. The garrison cars. What price did you negotiate? Free. Free. He's been holding off the spice trade single-handedly. I told him we could shut it down. Okay. That's most of Jabba the Hutt's business. Are we only now addressing this? There's a lot of credits to be made from that orange powder. The long run is better for us as well. Spice is killing our people. Oh, there we go. Let the people of Freetown know that they have my word. Yeah, they call me that. You can tell Cobb Vanst himself when he arrives here. He's getting into the politics of the actual, like, efficacy of banning drugs. No, for a split second, they just bet you're drug bad. Yeah. Also, yeah, we have no guarantee Cobb's showing up. We know he won't be, but didn't Cobb literally say, like, oh, I'll have a, oh. Oh. Cobb said, if you think about it, basically, I'll see what I can do. Yeah, which to me doesn't sound like he's delivering them urgently. That's a big deal.  I don't know. That's not going to help you in a war. If we lock down at the palace. That's a bad idea. The palace offers greater protection.  We're staying. The people who live here need our protection. But he just said we should show up into the palace as a fortress. And then she said, if you want to hide in your fortress, go ahead. But we're staying with the towers. Like, no, just bring everybody into the palace. Everybody just goes into the palace, right? Yeah.  Wait, so we're going to choose to defend this, this horribly useless town instead