Oh, that's a huge brook trout. Woo! That's awesome. Couple pictures and I'm going to send it. I got it. There's the scale right there. That's a frigging parent. Ow! That was awesome. Did you start going around that hole? Dude, I come cut the water. The hole was boiling when I jumped off my sled. You see me? Yeah. Looks like I was going to a house fire. It's a stave and crappy. Dude, it's a stave and crappy. I got a bunch of them on the screen. Look at that crappy. What's that stave and thing? Hard to catch. You've got to work those things like crazy. They bow rushed me like four times. I got a school like three or four down there. And that joker finally hit. I missed one like five seconds earlier. And then this joker finally hit. Look at the size of that crappy. Man! I am so friggin pumped right now. Oh my god. What a brookie. What a brookie. What a brookie. What a brookie. That's got to be your biggest, huh? Oh, by far, Joe. Beat him over. Beat him over.  Broke stuff. That's a nice trap. So pretty. Yeah, we just set up. About 15-20 minutes ago. Beautiful. That was awesome. Nice. Wow. That's a cork and smally for Damascada. That is a cork and smally for where I am. That was awesome. That is a staven smally. Look at that beast. Holy cow, I jacked up about that. I haven't got a good smally on this lake for a long time. I'll take that for you. Oh yeah, yeah, looks like it. Is he there? Oh, he's there. Oh, it's a good one. Get him. Nice. Nice, right. Knuckles. Big one. Yeah, I think we're going to be busy, Joe. Look at the size of that one. Is that your biggest crappy ever? Great job. Munched it. Wow, great job, Riley.  It's probably drowned. Oh, jeez. Must be hung up on something. Yeah. It's moving. It feels huge because I think it's under. Yeah, it's definitely under rock or something. Yeah. Oh, it just popped out of that rock. So it got a little smaller. Now it's not one more rock. Oh, yeah. Oh, now we're on a good rock. Is it pretty shallow here? I think 10 right here. He feels pretty good. Oh, it just popped off. Oh, no, it's still there. Well, no, now he's off. Oh, my gosh, he's head shaking. All right, now we're free of the rocks at least. Look at the line. Oh, that's so nice. Want to get a scoop? Yeah, I got a scoop right there. He burned it in. Thanks, bud. There's enough ice. I don't know if I can reach another one. All right, fourth color. We're doing our fourth color. All right, we got a leader. Oh, jeez. Boy, it sounds pretty good, Joe. We got a little venture. Man, that sounds like it's got some weight. Look at the mountain behind you, too. I got low town test. Oh, there he is. Is he hooked sideways? It's long. Wow, it's a salmon. Oh, nice one. It's not that. Man, is it long? Oh, that's big. Holy cow. Wow, that is big. Do you see him? Be careful that day, Brandon. What kind of test do you get on that one? Holy 10th. That's not bad, though. He's had it on the ice a bunch of time. Yeah, through rocks. No, exactly. I don't think he's 11. Look at this ice. Oh, that's a nice salmon. Holy cow. Do you see him? He does not want to get started. Don't lose him. He's going through everything. Look at that. Holy cow. That's the biggest salmon I think I've ever caught. Nice. That's the biggest landlock I've ever caught, for sure. We can flay him up. Don't drop that rod. Don't fall in. There's already something on there. How does it feel? Does it feel big? Yeah, it looks big. Are you doing okay? Yeah, I'm fine. That's your forearm doing. No, he's still on. You might have hit that button. Try not to hit that button. Is it fighting you? Let me just hold the rod. Put one finger. Yes, just like that. There you go. Good job. You got a fish on there?  Oh yeah, I got something on there. It's struggling. That's the end of the tip. Good one. Are you okay? You want to hold them and let them go or hug them? Yeah, you got them. Nice work. Okay, go for it. Nice and easy. Good job. High five. Slimey high five. Did he fight hard? This is the pike. This is the one we've been waiting for. Holy cow. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. You're going to have to wait. You'll have to help me get it out of the hole. Maybe let Liv reel this one in. We'll see. Just wait. She hasn't caught a big one like you have yet. This is going to be a good pike. You've got to set through a lot of grass. Don't be afraid to give them a chainsaw set. You might have turned too. Got them? Hold on there, girl. I'm going to bring it in. It pops out. Still got them? He's coming with it. I got him. Watch your knee. Is it a big one? You want to buy it? Let him go. Careful. The last thing you want to do is stop him. When he runs like that. Go ahead and grab the skimmer. You want to grab the skimmer out of the sled? Because we might be burned into the ice there. They run so fast. I think I'm better. Is it burned in? Just sit back for a second. You're good. Gaining. Gaining on the strain. We're going to let him go because he's going around a little bit. Wait. Just let her get this one. We'll give you more shots later. What are you feeling, Liv? He's on there. Still on? Giving you a heck of a fight, isn't it? It could be 5 pounds or it could be 15. Hard to tell. Here's some mono. Now is when you've got to be a little gingerly. He's right there. It's pretty big. That's bigger than mine. I'm going to fly it up over there. We've got another flag over there. You'll get that next one, okay? But it's really hard to get him in now. I'll be ready once you get his head started. But don't horse on it because you just got the fluoro, right? Right. Keep playing it. I stared him right in the eye, I think. Yeah, you definitely did. He saw it and he was like, no, not today. Crazy lady. Oh, nice one. Ready? I got him. See you later, big gator. Wow. Something big.  He was big. Oh, no. There it is. Maybe he was just hung up. It's a nice brookie. Look at that brook trout. Let's get him back in the water. Nice brook trout, boys and girls. Awesome. Yep. No, that one's got to go back. It's 20 inches. That's awesome. That's a couple of pounds right there. He hasn't been out very long. Let's see what we're going to check for the hook real quick. It's deep enough. I'm just going to cut him. Nice. That is the biggest brookie I've ever caught. I'm going to show them to you one more time real quick because I have to pick them up to flip them over. And then we're going to send them back down. That is a pretty fish right there. There he goes. That made it all worth it right there, folks. 20 inch brook trout. Native swimming around. Oh my God, I'm stoked. I am so friggin stoked right now, guys. Sucks that I got to throw him back. But you know what? He's going to be a giant for somebody else to catch someday. Maybe some kid or somebody new to ice fishing is going to get a chance at a giant. There you go. Stop pulling. Pull, pull. Is he there? He's there. He's big. And he's big, too. He is big. Oh, he said. He said, ooh. I'm going to be at the hole with him just helping him because you're going to need that. He said, ooh. Getting close? I don't know. When he gets to the hole let him go because he sees that hole he's going to want to run. Yeah, I will. Holy cow, that thing took out some line. That flag just went in. Another flag, boys. That's mine, too. This little front rolling in. It might be you dragging back across your friggin... It could be.  No, no, it really is.  You getting tired? Yeah. The thing is, you keep him away from that edge. Is he burned in? You got a ball right here, too. That definitely could be that fish in that tree. We'll see if you got another line hooked up to him. He's big. No. I think he just got to the little bell. Oh, yeah. When did he... You want to take a breather? We can let him back down. I can't even keep up, man. I just want to come and watch the action. That's some serious line, boys. I haven't seen one run like this for a long time. You must be getting close. Watch that. I guess that ice just screwed. How heavy is those liters? I got 50 pounds.  I might have to push it right down. This is a good friend right here. Keep going. Keep tension. Here's your knot right there. You got another 100 yards. Here's a liter. Oh, it's big. It's big. Let him run. He's slow. He's wide. I don't know how long it was. Oh, here we go. Yeah, that's a stave. That's a stave. That's a stave, buddy. Oh, yeah. Big one. Nice one, anyway. Buddy, work him in. He's right there. He wants to snap it off. He's just crisis. He's got some power. They're so strong, aren't they?  No, no, no. Run, Will.   Oh, yeah. He's got everything back. Look from the looks of it. There he is. He ain't tired yet. What do you think, old boy? You excited? Dream come true coming here. I ain't getting over the top yet because he doesn't want to even put his head near the hole right now. He knows this trick. Here it comes. Ready? Yes! What a beauty. Look at the spots on that thing. Oh, my God. Look at that. Five and a half hour drive for this bad boy. And this isn't anything compared to what's been taken out of this water. But this is a great first fish and a bucketless fish for me. And I gotta say it's worth every mile we traveled for it. Mosque baby. See you later. Gonzo. See you later, big gator.  Oh, my God. Look at that white fish. Oh, my God. That's the biggest white fish I've ever caught. That thing is huge for Maine. Wow, that was a surprise. Holy cow. That is awesome. I know in Canada, my Canadian brothers catch gigantic white fish from Mexico and some of the other provinces. But for Maine, that's a big white fish, man. Or at least for me it is. That's the biggest one I've ever caught. He is big and thick. Wow.  That's a beautiful fish, man. That is just a big, thick white fish. I'm excited, but I'm going to throw him back because we got enough food already. This thing was rolling. Made 1.21 gigawatts. Make him power. See all the havoc by now. That one has 12 pounds. That one has 12 pounds. I've got a little 70s. Hit like a ton of grass. Let's this thing is wrapped up.  It doesn't feel like it's wrapped up heavy. That bottom, I'm telling you. Watch the line. Oh, my God. When it gets interesting, we're going to hit the bottom. I'm telling you, right now this is heavier than the Maliash Laker. That was 8.9 pounds. Come on, baby.  Look at it. When they hit that bottom, Michael, it's over. Get ready for that spool. Make sure that reel ain't gross. He's got 50. I can't gain nothing. He's not wrapped up. We're off bottom. I'm telling you right now. I ain't never felt a lake like this. 15 pounds. That was 18 pounds. I took about 15 minutes right there. I'm not exaggerating. Look at it swirling. That's exactly what my big one did. That's exactly what my big one did. 8, 10 feet each way. He's coming pretty good right now. I'm getting close to the swivel. He's coming here now. Swivel. Oh, my God. Look at that. I'm having a nice one, dude. That is awesome. Any time you're ready, you can go. You're good. No flag. I've been bowling on him for about 10 minutes. See you later, big gator. Wowzers. He said it's a nice one, folks. Good one, Gage? Nice bass. Giant. Wow. Yes, baby. Nice work. I bet it's a good one. Looks like even in the weeds, it still looks good. What do you feel, Joe? It's turned. Giant. Staber. Look at that. That's by far my biggest one yet. 20 pounds, 11 ounces. That's a giant. There he is, boys. My PB biggest pike ever. 20 pounds, 11 ounces. Probably close to 40 inches. I hate these fish in Maine. I love them. I love catching them. We're going to get this guy back in the water pretty soon. We're going to go get a couple pictures first. But that thing is an absolute toad. I'm so pumped right now. That thing's bigger than you are. All right. Good job, buddy. Getting bigger? I'm pulling almost as hard as I can right now. I hope he's giant. That was what we like to see. He's got all your line back. Do you get a look at him? Nope. He's looking at the water moving from when he turned. No, he's big. I'm going to need help. Did you see him? Really? Yes, maybe get him. He's over there. I couldn't get his head started. Look how big he is. There he is. Reverse. That's a giant. That's a giant. Now that's a big pike. That's what you fish for right there. What a toad. Oh man. He fought too. I told you he was heavy. He's not as long, but he's as wide as anything we've caught. He's heavy to hold. Someday we'll catch it and it'll be 25. You're not kidding. That's a 10 inch hole. Bailey gets up through a 10 inch hole.


So welcome back to the School of Calisthenics, we are very excited to be here with Mike from Mike's Gym, we've just had an amazing camp out here, we've been here for three days in Marbella, under Mike's amazing hospitality and tutelage, is that the right word? Tutelage, well we're talking about that. We had a great time, we had a group of 16 people out with us doing some calisthenics and getting into grips with what Mike does out here, so we thought he's too much of a good guy to let us go away without getting him on the podcast. We've got the full experience of what it is like to have Mike encourage you around Mike's assault course that he's built with his own hands and when he says to you, it took me a week to put those pillars there, you better go over there and not walk around him because that's how long it took me to put there, it holds real value and to sit, I think the thing that comes across is your passion for the whole thing, not just training, but literally you've built this place with your hands, you've been showing us some pictures of when you got it, but just give us a bit of the background, how on earth did you end up here and how did this whole thing start? Oh God, that's a long story, but yeah, it just started off by putting a small gym in that used to be a warehouse here, we had a jet ski business and we used to store the jet skis in what is now the gym and in the back of this there used to be a small gym because I used to go to the other gyms around and couldn't use this and couldn't do that and I've always been sort of circuit oriented with what I've done, I've never been a lifter, I've never been much of a runner, I just like to combine the whole lot and put it together and do whatever I fancy doing, so I had a small gym in the back and it all started off with a few friends coming to train with me, oh that sounds good, we'll come along and then through one reason or another and they came back after you were... And they come back again, again and again, funnily enough and then we just extended the gym a small bit, a few more friends started coming and then we had some, they changed the law in Spain where you had to be a certain distance apart from your next jet ski rental business and we happened to be right in the middle of two hotels so we lost our licence, which then that business went down and... How, what date was it, when was that, what year was it? This is in sort of, this was in 2008, something like that. What brought you to Spain? I'm detecting that it's not Spanish accent. The whole thing we've come into Spain was that we come on a stag do initially and never went home. Basically, never went home. But we come with, we was a group of jet ski races and we went everywhere together and we always took our jet skis wherever we went so we've come on this stag do, we've booked to stay for eight days, I wound up staying for another week then I went home for a week, come back for the month of August to give the guys where we particularly was on this beach that was running a jet ski rental business, I come back and give them a hand because I had a small jet ski rental business in the UK just part time, just in the afternoons, in the summer and stuff, it wasn't nothing major, it was just a bit of fun. What were you doing as a job in the UK? I was a market trader in the UK selling food, so that's what I've done for the last 15 years back in the UK and we've always had retail outlets, bakeries, supermarkets, fruit and veg, all that kind of stuff, so you should deal with the public on a day-to-day basis. Is that where you got your customer service skills from? Customer service skills from, it's been born and bred into me since I was three years old. I'm terrified about coming to get a punt of strawberries from you. I'm sure we know I never stole from your shop. Let me tell you, so yeah we come out, that's what we've done, I stayed for an extra week and then cut a long story short, the guys that were running it wasn't going to do it the following year and the guy that owned the whole thing said to me do you fancy having a go and there was my ticket. So that was that, I was back the next year, I had a conversation with a guy in December and then the next year I was here, eight jet skis, quads, bikes, boats and all sorts ready to work on the beach and that's how it all started. So you've got, what you've got set up now is an incredible facility, you can literally, when we first saw it. Quote men's health is the best, one of the best gyms in the world. One of the best gyms in the world, yeah. But we looked at it, we liked that. Especially with the one bit, you didn't just take that bit out. Do you know what, I couldn't do it. I wasn't positive but I couldn't do it, it's not in my nature. We looked at this place and we were like we need to get out there because it's a proper playground especially for the sort of training that we like. You've just got stuff hanging everywhere, you've got an unbelievable amount of kit here and the obstacle course is so impressive and you would tell us when we got here on Thursday night a bit about how you've constructed that and just talk us through about how it's involved because everyone now knows obstacle course racing but you've been in this and building this thing way before that was a popular trend as it is today. Yeah, I mean I was again in a fortunate enough position that I was into doing different kinds of events and a lot of the inspiration to be fair come from the tough guy, the original tough guy when it was a real tough guys event and obviously through one reason and another they've had to soften it up and health and safety stepped in and you know you can't do this and can't do that and can't do the other. So that's where a lot of the inspiration come from but it was a case that I get bored very easily. I don't like the gym, I'll be honest, I really do not like the gym. It's a necessity there and it helped me while I was off-season for my jet ski racing, going to the gym, do a few circuits, keeping shape but my thing was getting out and doing it outside. So the course come, I mean the natural terrain of the place as you can see is quite a challenge in any case. I mean and it's been even more of a challenge constructing out there. Everything takes five times as long as it does, maybe even longer than it does to construct on the flat, getting the materials there, working on the hill, sliding down the hill. It was an absolute nightmare but we persevered and just using the natural terrain and natural materials as in lots of timber, lots of logs and just anything that was sort of lying around or that I could get my hands on by the lorry load and take it out there and make something from it to use as exercise. As you can see running up and down the stairs, oh my god it's ridiculous in itself and even just up and down the bank size putting the hump in the way. That was literally all the mess that come off that area that we'd cleared up.  So yeah just like to use what's in and around us around an area. Obviously the metal work side of things is another story. I've always been handy with wood and metal and that's the one of the biggest reasons I used to go to school for was metal work and wood work. I think one of the things that's like really special about it and comes across is that you were almost built at the assault course to scratch that itch of the fact that you love doing stuff but you don't want to be in the gym and I love when you're telling us you're like if you don't like the obstacle that's fine I didn't build it for you. I built it for me and so I've been good at it and what's really beautiful is you've built this thing for yourself and you've put so much effort into it and made this incredible thing that then people now from all over the world are coming to just then enjoy it but it's almost like the beauty of it is that you haven't tried to make you say you have no plans on anything I just built something that I wanted to do and each year I just try and build add something to it add something to it add something to it as I said to you the other day I don't yeah I don't try to impress anybody it's all because I wanted to do it nobody said to me you should do well I have loads of people say to me you should do this you should do that you need one of these you need one of that absolutely not interested I just do it because I think it's a good idea and it normally works to my strengths I'd be totally honest with you if I said to you I built that course out there so I could beat you please believe me and that's how it started off obviously yeah I've been kicked in the teeth a few times lately but even so it's still yeah everybody does seem to uh to love it yeah particularly the shrimp side of it which I'm a bit disappointed that you guys didn't get to a smash out there but I'm sure we've got now we've got now we'll be back we're coming out there and of course I'm going back Monday I suppose the jacket before we came out I said so when thinking about trying to do so we had this conversation of the weekend about like I think I might want to try and get into a bit of obstacle course racing because I miss the metabolic side of what the trainings I do now get strong and I move where I really enjoy that side of stuff but I miss that kind of like bit of sick yeah a bit of a bit of eye and you're like Tim is Tim is gonna he said he's gonna sign up but what we talked about with the calisthenics that we like about it is it plays the natural strength of the body you can kind of start to look at human movement as it is being strong in a world not just in the gym and I think when I go out there then I'm like that's yeah that feels like being strong in the world can I run up a hill absolutely I love it I'm with you there um it's no point training yeah and that's the sort of you're gonna be a hero get out there you're not going to be a hero lifting 200 kilos above your head when you need to do that in real life this is my whole point you need to be able to move you need to be able to jump you need to be able to grab someone out of whatever it might be it's natural movements and natural natural strength and that the combat zone it's not just it's not listen everything's got a technique don't get me wrong but it's still raw it's still raw strength I call it farmer strength yeah it's like an old farmer that works there's no such thing as an eight hour day in the farmer's life it's like 12 18 hours a day that that man's working and humping and pulling and doing whatever he's doing and for me that is the kind of person that is going to win out there and that's what I've been brought up with is always unloading lorries loading lorries pulling this pulling that lifting this lifting that lifting the other well we've talked before about when you're playing rugby and you go play summer like market raisin you go out somewhere in that where the other farmers are and you get freaking feed another breed of really is it's like you know that man strength when it's just like where's that come from when you look into some of the events out there and they do a particular one that I've read about I can't remember the name of it but it's in the Basque country the Spanish farmers and the stones and stuff that they chuck around and have to carry over that the hills and the and the natural terrain that they have to do it's ridiculous they pick up these massive big stones and frown over it whether they be round whether they be square whatever they may be at them guys are just absolutely so strong I love the the other thing I loved about this so that that feeling of being strong out in the world on this salt course haven't I haven't tried to jump over like a big high wall last time it's probably on the salt course 10 years ago doing an army training camp for a rugby preseason after yeah but I remember looking at it and people jumping around I was thinking I was a bit like I don't really I don't know how this is gonna go I don't know and then it sort of jumped grab the top and it was like oh my body just went to like muscle up and I was like actually I love to have it was like what we're what we do in the with the calisthenics in the gym and actually apply does transfer and one thing I do want to do with my training is be more I've been talking to Tim recently about like there's nothing there for me there'll be an ultimate like grip width on my on my on my pull-up on my muscle up to be most effective actually having options on so that was like doing it on a ledge yeah doing it with different and that just having those movement options we've been talking a lot more with and that just strength and play and then the other thing that I just loved when I was there like I remember thinking halfway through when you're beasting us on the sort of um cardio bit where you're running up and down those the steps but the I've got a slit on my arse on what I was trying to copy Tim to use the board didn't use the um the ropes but you're focused so hard on what you're doing and not falling over and everything that's going on that you're like you're so mindful about what's going on you're in the moment you're not thinking about the bills I've got at home or this that the ordinary that you're completely submerged in it you do absolutely lose yourself right there's no doubt about that you lose yourself and not only that there's so much going on there the thing with this course and it is a training facility it's not a course built for commercial reasons we're not here to make thousands and thousands of pounds like these tough mothers and whoever else is out there do with thousands and thousands of veterans it's a place for people to come and train for those events to make those events a lot easier I mean we don't make them bigger or harder for bragging rights we do it I personally do it for a reason that when they go to one of these events anything that compares to this place should be easy every I mean on one of those events there's an obstacle maybe every maximum of every 500 meters absolute maximum normally it's a kilometer before there's another obstacle if you're lucky we're here it's like literally 20 30 meters there's something else 20 30 minutes there's something you haven't got time to get time you just need to think like what's coming out what's coming out am I going to jump am I going to crawl am I going to swing am I going to lift am I going to whatever you just don't know what is coming I mean the lap is only four kilometers around and still I mean the lap time there's more or less a hundred elements we call them we don't call them obstacles because we've got the lifting we've got the frying we've got this we've got that we've got so many different variants of an obstacle course but the fastest lap time is still just short of 50 minutes under 50 minutes so 4k to be running 50 minutes is ridiculous I mean they're running sort of bloody or 4k on a short course in sort of 20 30 minutes normally so it's sort of double the time because of the intensity of the obstacles or the lifting or whatever it might be do you know the name of the person who is it Frank Frank Frank from Holland yeah Frank do you know what there's anyone funny Frank doesn't know what's his name van shot or something like that van to something yeah it's all the same out there as you know but um but I also like the idea that like if that's a bit easy you've got a 20 kilo bag out there which you can carry around which you so we've done that top section I'm not kidding you we go we've been for a few training sessions when we was working up to the 24 hour race where you do a lap at a top section then you do a lap at a top section with 20 kilos and then we built that up over a four or five week period where we're doing five laps continuously with a 20 kilo bag so when you put that 20 kilo bag down oh my god it becomes very very easy to get around there yeah so the variance out there is just absolutely endless did you do like one big or a couple of big races a year we do we do three races a year now we do one in April which we call the Assault at Mike's Gym which is just on the Assault course and obviously over the rig and everything we got here we do what's coming up on the 23rd of September is the Summer Slaughter with the Summer Slaughter we do a lap at the Assault course then we send you off for a run it's a five and a half K run and on the run you do a kilometer and a half with a 20 kilo bag down a really nasty hill and up the other side of the hill and then you have to come back in and you have to go over the pool rig twice to finish the race did you see me go over the pool rig yeah I'll see you doing the fly monkey over the pool rig yeah calisthenics he's crushing it's easy yeah but I'm actually rubbish he's got a massive scale you saw me on the top of that car going no he's not scared at all let's pick up on that because we the original plan we came over was right we we arrived Thursday the rest had seemed to arrive this Friday afternoon we had to sit down right on Friday we'd get the guys here four o'clock we were on time for that which was which was good yeah right I was very lenient now let me tell you something the plan was to go for a walkthrough and I don't think a lot of the guys that we brought with them they knew there was an assault course here but we kind of thought we have a play on the assault course none of us were quite expecting what a walkthrough was actually going to be about let me I was going to say a walkthrough with me yeah exactly yeah and that was before what we did the proper assault course that I lay on in the weekend but what there's some great feedback from a lot of the guys that got into it and that they absolutely loved it but they would never have done it without if you'd not put us through it and everybody which came out that absolutely buzzed in and the way that you you run the assault course and you're the way that you motivate and push people is just like it's absolute dream because you come in and we're all sat there going flipping it this is going to be serious but you've got an amazing coaching contrast of being able to push people get those two things that they don't think they can do but then there's that hand on the shoulder like that well done afterwards and that's the only thing that people do is push themselves whether they're good bad or indifferent doesn't matter ability for me has never been what it's been about it's about and that comes from myself being not a natural athlete I've not been given anything I've had to work at everything so everything that I've done or achieved or whatever it's been done through the hard work yeah so for me the hard work is the most important thing it's not ability at all yeah yeah absolutely yeah yeah mate we appreciate that because you've had it um it's because you've come through some situations with health and stuff recently and we can see that like you said to us I want to come out there because I'm like Mike's gym is you that makes it such an enjoyable place to be and we can't thank you enough for what you've done for this weekend because the guys have had a great time and 100% we're coming back good good good it's been great for you first lot kind of stanix boys anyway hopefully not the last weren't too soft for you let me tell you something there's been a lot firmer I'll guarantee you one for you did give me 100% the other day and again that's all I asked for so what can I say the guys did well didn't they done brilliant do you know what everybody done listen like I say 100% is 100% and you all give it that so for me you get a pat on the back for me that's for sure it's amazing so if anyone has not heard of Mike's gym look him up he's on his um what's your website where's where people best get into getting touch info at mike's gym my bar yeah they've got a combination on side they can sort all that out there's loads of different training packages you can do you've got access to all of the facilities you need whether you want to do crossfit we're going to get an assault course probably the best thing to do is a combination of everything yeah I do feel that the place is unique obviously for the assault course and the combat zone the strength side of things you can go I mean our gym is like a normal gym it's got weights it's got the cardio machines it's got everything that you need in there but you can do that you know in a lot of places yeah but for me to get that experience out of there is what we're unique for I think if if you're into your training you like to do something different whether you're into like obstacle course racing or not if you're just like getting out and doing some some decent graphs and challenging yourself like we talk about redefining impossible yeah you certainly do that to people he certainly did that to us out there and I think that if you don't go out there at least once before you die you're going to you're going to just just to put a thing across we have lots of different um again abilities of a fitness that come all different shapes and sizes and every single person comes away with something they didn't think they could do yeah there's a hundred percent that's what it's all about so yeah for sure it was great to see that so yeah Mike we must be appreciative to look after this for this weekend yeah thank you so you know the drill this has been Tim, Jacko, Mike, Skorokai's thanks until next week all I gotta say don't fuck about people and see you next week class dismissed you can't give me a you can't give me a script


Let me present to you a theorem pertaining to the moment generating function for a joint distribution. The statement of the theorem is as follows. Suppose that the joint Mgf capital M of t1 t2 exists for the random variables x1 and x2. Then x1 and x2 are independent if and only if M of t1 t2 is equal to M of t10 multiplied by M of 0 t2. In other words, the joint Mgf is identically equal to the product of the marginal PDFs. So in order to prove this one, we note that in the statement of the theorem, it says if and only if. In this case, first we will prove that x1 and x2 are independent, then that equation holds or after that we will assume that the equation holds and then we will show that x1 and x2 are independent. So let us begin. First part, suppose that x1 and x2 are independent. Now what is the definition of the joint Mgf? By definition, capital M of t1 t2 is the expected value of e raised to t1 x1 plus t2 x2. It is the expected value of e raised to t1 x1 and this thing multiplied by e raised to t2 x2. Now since we are assuming that x1 and x2 are independent, then we can apply that basic theorem which says that in such a case the expected value of ux1 into vx2 is equal to the expected value of ux1 multiplied by the expected value of vx2, ux1 means some function of x1, vx2 means some function of x2. If we apply this here, then ux1 is e raised to t1 x1 and vx2 is e raised to t2 x2 and since we have assumed that x1 and x2 are independent, therefore what we will write is that that expression is equal to the expected value of e raised to t1 x1 into the expected value of e raised to t2 x2. Now let us take another step in a small source. I can write this first one as you can see on the screen as the expected value of e raised to t1 x1 plus 0 x2. That one I can write as expected value of 0 x1 plus t2 x2. Why did I do this? So that I can write this first expression as capital M of t1 comma 0 and I can write the second expression as capital M of 0 comma t2. This means that if you 0 to t2, then the first one becomes M of t1 comma 0 and if you 0 to t1, then the second one becomes M of 0 comma t2. So therefore students, the independence of x1 and x2 implies that the Mgf of the joint distribution factorizes into the product of the Mgf of the two marginal distributions. So therefore what we have to prove from both the sides is that the first part is completed. Now let us begin the second part. In the second part, we will come in reverse direction. So what are we going to assume now? We are going to assume that the Mgf of the joint distribution of x1 and x2 is given by the following equation. Capital M of t1 t2 is equal to capital M of t1 comma 0 multiplied by capital M of 0 comma t2. Now let us look at the definition of the Mgf. Now x1 has a unique Mgf. Mgf is the Mgf of the joint distribution of x1 and x2 and x2 is the Mgf of the joint distribution of x1 and x2. So let us look at the definition of the Mgf of the joint distribution of x1 and x2. Now x1 has a unique Mgf. Mgf is unique, isn't it? So in the continuous case, which we are showing at this time, we can write capital M of t1 comma 0, i.e. marginal Mgf of x1 that is equal to the integral from minus infinity to infinity of e raised to t1 x1 into f1 x1 and the integration is being carried out with respect to x1. The expected value of e raised to t1 x1 is the Mgf of the marginal distribution of x1. We can write capital M of 0 comma t2 is equal to the integral from minus infinity to infinity of e raised to t2 x2 into f2 x2 and the integration is being carried out with respect to x2. Now if we multiply these two, look carefully at the students, it is actually very simple, you multiply these two. Now the way a double integral can come out of it, if it is out then it can also go inside. That is why these two integrals we have written as a product job. The double integral minus infinity to infinity again minus infinity to infinity e raised to t1 x1 into e raised to t2 x2 into f1 x1 into f2 x2 dx1 dx2 and after that add the e k powers. Now the next thing to note is that this product this is the product of the marginal Mgfs. But we have assumed that this second part of the proof that the product of marginal Mgfs is equal to capital M of t1 t2. So then we can write that capital M of t1 t2 is equal to the double integral of e raised to t1 x1 plus t2 x2 f1 x1 f2 x2 dx1 dx2. So we have got this now. Now after this note that by definition M of t1 t2 is the Mgf of the joint distribution of x1 and x2. So therefore by definition capital M of t1 t2 is the expected value of e raised to t1 x1 plus t2 x2 in other words the double integral of e raised to t1 x1 plus t2 x2 into f of x1 x2 joint dx1 dx2. The product of those two is equal to M of t1 t2. So students equation one or equation two Do you not see that the left hand side of both of them is the same M of t1 t2? Those two right hand sides have to be equal and because of the uniqueness of the Mgf we can see that we can now say that f1 x1 into f2 x2 that product which is contained in equation one is equal to f of x1 x2 that joint PDF that is contained in equation two. So the moment you are able to write this that f of x1 x2 is equal to f1 x1 into f2 x2 for all values of x1 and x2 then it means that x1 and x2 are independent in this way we have been able to prove this theorem from both sides and this is it.


Hey beauties, I'm beyond Renee and you watching beyond grenades day and today I am surrounded by all of the goodies that I got from beauty con but all these things were from Brands at all the different booths, but this bag right here is actually the beauty con Faller bag. I think there was a special like elite package. You could have got to get this huge bag I don't know if it's the same as the influencer one, but this is like what us influencers got and it's literally like Maybe 50 pounds like I would have to check this on a plane. I don't know what my friends did that flew in but this is insane But let's start pouring It is a once again ridiculous amount of product and looks for things that of course are sulfite paraben silicone free Anything that I don't want or anything. That's a double will probably be put in a giveaway pile There will be many giveaways to come So I highly recommend you follow me because I just can't keep all this stuff I might as well give it to you. So now I'm gonna organize this into categories from hair products to skin care to mascaras to lip gloss like I'm gonna do as best as I can These panties Well, it looks like we just got everything is organized as I possibly can From mascaras to eye shadow palettes to lotions Body wash face masks lip gloss. I don't even know. It's just a lot Okay, let's start with the hair products I'm pretty sure I can't use when because it has sulfate and silicone I got some products from a Veda the conditioner is Silicone free, but the shampoo is not so I can't use shampoo. This is a new one This is Renpure's rose water shampoo. They had a conditioner there, but had silicone so I didn't take it But I did grab the sulfate free shampoo Then I have some texture by can to I've already had these but I got two of the conditioners Because I have double this will be a giveaway. I have their leave-in conditioner, but I think this has silicone so I can't use that one control paste that's okay Shea moisture, that's a good one amica jelly think that has sulfate can't use that one Ion this is for color-treated hair sulfate free shampoo. Nice to use that one This ogx texture spray does unfortunately have silicone what you guys have been asking me for the main choice I really want to try their hair mask. This is their peach black tea. I've heard great things So hopefully I'll get to do some main choice videos very soon. I also got Main choice hair spray That's great. A lot of hair sprays aren't silicone free. So I'm excited to try that one also got Yes, more mass by the main choice. This is their green tea and carrot Then we got some my L organics. This is their co-wash Uncle funky's daughter leave-in conditioner curly kid this one mixed texture hair care Super detangle spray. Oh Well, this is gonna be fun to try some kit products very soon I have some little samples from telly waji This is their new apple collection and they said it was sulfate paramedic silicone freeze I'm hoping to get full sizes from them soon to do a full video Curls unleash haven't tried this yet. I've been wanting to this is their leave-in conditioner. Oh And they also gave me a pick Major probably the greatest thing in my good event. I've got the butter gel from cameo rose haven't tried this thing yet That's gonna be exciting. I also have cameo roses new honey hydrate leave-in conditioner It literally looks like honey. I got two of them. So this could be a possible giveaway curly chic Leave-in conditioner Domethacone. Oh, I can't use this one Palmer, what is this? Palmer's cocoa butter and biotin cream styler. No sulfates. No parabens. No silicones. Yes, right on the front That makes things real easy. Oh my goodness. Look at these cute little mini eco styler gels This is the cutest thing I've ever seen like this is perfect for Breanna Chanel my Barbie doll Sorry TSA not today moving on down. We have Vita fusion hair skin and nails I haven't wanted to try some hair gummies, but since I'm pregnant right now I feel like that's cheating because my hair is supposed to grow anyways with all these hormones So I might give these a try after the baby. So that might be all for the hair product section Let's move on down. Look at these Milani little cases that there's mascara in here eyeliner And their palettes if these are all the same thing. Oh, they're not. Oh They're all different. Oh Maybe not These two are the same Okay, so looks like I have two of these so this one can definitely be a cute little giveaway package But unicorn glow these are a bunch of face masks face masks lip masks Sway that's some good stuff in there good for mask Mondays We have some mascaras from Rimmel from L'Oreal LA girl. I have some lip glosses from the balm I have a lot of balm products. This will definitely be a giveaway bioderm gave me there micellar water Looks like they have a new soothing cream and an eye contour gel and I have some of their makeup wipes Then we have a lot of nail care. This is so cute I also haven't done my own nails in a million years. This will probably be a giveaway But look at these little cute stick-on nails. I think these are for your toes Might need to give those a try have some fancy toes and I also have these little stickers For my nails. I might give you a try especially if I take off my acrylics Once the baby gets here now. Let's look at these eyeshadow palettes. I know you see it. I got two Huda beauty palettes rose gold palette and her desert dust palette. Shall we open it? This is the desert dust palette. Oh, yeah That is beautiful Rose gold palette remastered very pretty pinks a lot of shimmers With some dark colors on the bottom very nice I got a palette from profusion Profusion since we stuff all the time and I use their palettes all the time They're so affordable But I actually already have this one so this will be a giveaway for those of you brave enough to do these colors I have a palette from cover girl a little mini huda beauty one LA girl. What is in this one? This is by ace beaut quintessential palette eyeshadow Wow, I love these like huge circles of color These are so pretty. Oh, I wish I had better eyeshadow skills This is L'Oreal's infallible full wear concealer. This has been my new favorite concealer have it on today I've been wearing it pretty much all month. Oh had a stock up on those Let's see. What else this is some shame moisture after Sun body gel I have some body wash from raw sugar palmers firming lotion feminine wash sea salt body scrub and I have collagen water and Collagen powder I'm curious to try this because my doctor actually recommended me taking some collagen every day Just to get my skin ready for birth and to be able to bounce back so my skin kind of like stretches back into place So this is this has biotin vitamin C It's supposed to be very like natural ingredients I'm gonna take with me to the doctor's office to see if I can take it while pregnant, but Seems like I have a lot of benefits. Let me know if any of you guys take collagen Then over here. I have a bunch of different face masks from sway and This is another whole box of masks from sway. I got some makeup brushes Sunday Riley exfoliating cubes watermelon Overcute lashes tatty lashes luxury strip. Let me show you this. Oh, yes Very dramatic lashes can never get enough. This is a fun one.  This is an insane Matta product. I don't know where I'm gonna keep all this stuff.  I post two new videos every week once on Friday One Sunday, so hope to see you guys next time. Thanks for watching Bianca Renee today and for those curious Yes, this is a wig don't freak out


Live from Las Vegas, it's theCUBE. Covering VMworld 2017. Brought to you by VMware and its ecosystem partners. Welcome back to Las Vegas everybody. This is VMworld 2017 and this is theCUBE, the leader in live tech coverage. My name is Dave Vellante and with my co-host Peter Burris. Colin Gallagher is back. He's the senior director of hyper-converged infrastructure, marketing at Dell EMC and he's joined by Josh Holst, who's the vice president of information services at Hills Bank and Trust. Gentlemen, welcome to theCUBE, good to see you. Thanks for having me back. So Colin, give us the update from when we last talked, what's happening at the show, about your parties last night, how's the vibe? We're there? Yeah, responses from customers to your announcements. Give us the update. No, I couldn't go to any parties because I knew I had to be with you guys today. Keep my voice, same. I went, I just didn't talk. Smart man. No, I mean, been talking to a lot of customers, talking to customers about what they think of the show and what the messages are and how they're resonating with them. I think so far, most of the keynotes and topics have been really on point with what customers' concerns are. Also been talking to a lot of people about hyper-converged because that's what I do for a living. You know, and brought Josh along to talk a little about his experience with hyper-converged, but have had a really great time at the show, hearing what people are concerned about and hearing how a lot of what we're delivering at the show is really resonating with them. So Josh, tell us about Hills Bank and Trust. What are they all about? What's your role? Hills Bank and Trust was founded in 1904. We're still headquartered in Hills, Iowa. For anybody's familiar with that. And we're a full services bank. We provide all the services we can to our customers. And we primarily serve those out of the Eastern Iowa, but we have customers throughout the U.S. as well. And your role? I'm a VP of Information Systems, so I oversee IT infrastructure. Okay, so maybe paint a picture. Well, let me start here. When you think about the business challenges and the drivers of your business and how they ripple through to IT. What are those drivers and how are you responding? Yeah, what we're seeing a lot is a big shift within the financial services world with the fintechs, the brick and mortarless banking, robo-advisors, digital currencies, and just an increased demand of what our customers want. So what we're trying to do from an IT infrastructure standpoint is build that solid foundation where we can quickly adapt and move where our industry's taking us.  No, we are monitoring it, but nothing like that. So how does the, how do those, I mean, somebody said to me one time, it was a banking executive, we think about, we know our customers need banking, but do they need banks? I was like, wow, that's a pretty radical statement. So everybody talks about digital transformation. How does that affect your decisions in IT? Is it's requiring you to speed things up, change your skill profile, maybe paint a picture there? Yeah, what we're seeing from the digital space within banking is that we definitely have to speed things up. We need to be more nimble and quicker within the IT infrastructure side and be able to, again, address those customer demands and needs as they arise. And plus also we've got to increase governments and regulations and compliance we have to deal with, sustain on top of that, and then cybersecurity is huge within the banking field. So maybe paint a picture of your infrastructure for us if you could. You know, prior to VxRail, we were traditional IT stacks, servers, storage, dedicated networking specific for that. As we were going through a review of Refresh, you know, hyperconverged came out and it just really made a lot of sense. The simplified infrastructure to allow us to run our business and be able to operate in the way we need to. So can you talk a little bit more about that? What kind of, maybe the before and the after, what did things look like before in terms of maybe the complexity and how many of these and those or however, whatever detail you're comfortable with. Sure. And what happened afterwards? Yeah, before the VxRail platform, I mean, we just had racks of servers and storage. We co-locate our data center facilities. You know, so that was becoming a pretty hefty expense as we continue to grow within that simplified or that traditional environment. By moving to the VxRail platform, we'd be able to reduce rack space. I think my last calculation, we went from about 34 to 40 U of rack space down to four and we're running the exact same workload at a higher performance. How hard was it to get the business to buy into what you wanted to do? What was the story that you told? It was a lengthy process to kind of go through the review, the discussions, the expense associated with it. But I think, you know, being able to sell the concept of a simpler IT infrastructure, meaning that IT can provide quicker services and not always be the in the weeds or break fix type group. We want to be able to provide more services back to our business. Well, so you went to somebody, CFO, business, you remember, asked for money because you had a new project, but you would have had to do that anyway, correct? Yes, yes. Okay, so, so... Was it easier? Easier with the business case. Or were you nervous about that because you were sticking your neck out? No, I think it was easier from the business line. That executive team does trust kind of my judgment with it. So what I brought forward was well vetted, definitely had our partners involved, the relationship we have with Dell EMC and they just really were there the entire step of the way. And what was the business impact? I mean, or the IT impact from your standpoint? Well, the IT impact is we are performing at a faster pace right now. You know, we're getting things done quicker within that environment. Our data protection has gotten a lot better with the addition to data domain and the data protection software. Is that important in banking? Yeah. You want to make sure that people track your data, your data, right? So it's very important to how we operate and how we do things. So one of the things we've heard from our other CIO clients who like the idea of hyperconverged or converged is that, yeah, I can see how the technology can be converged, but how do I converge the people? Sure. That it's not easy for them that they launch little range wars inside. Who's going to win? How did that play out at Hill's Bank of Trust?  We're a very small IT team. You know, I've got a systems group, a networking group and a security group. So transforming or doing things differently within the IT space with the help of VxRail just wasn't a large impact. The knowledge transfer and the ramp up time to get VxL up and running was very minimal. You still have a systems group and network group and a security group? At this point, we're still kind of evaluating that and what's the right approach, right structure for IT within the bank? But at this point, we're still operating within that. Did the move to VxRail affect in any way your allocation of labor, whether it's FTEs or how they spent their time? We're spending a little less time actually managing that infrastructure and more focusing in on our critical line of business applications. And that's kind of been my whole goal with this is to be able to introduce an infrastructure set that allows IT to become more of a service provider and not just a operational group that fixes servers and storage. So you're saying a little less? But it wasn't a dramatic change? We're still transforming though. So again, we still have this traditional IT structure within our group. So I do expect as we start to transform IT more, we'll get there, but I wanted to start that, I had to start with that hardware layer first. What do you think is achievable and what do you want to do in terms of just freeing up resource and what do you want to do with that resource? Again, I just want to be able to provide those services back to the bank. We have a lot of applications owned within the line of businesses. I'd like to be able to free up resources on my team to bring those back into IT. Again, more for the control and the structure around it, change management, compliance, making sure we're patching systems appropriately, things along those lines. And any desire to get more of your weekends back or spend more time with your family or maybe golf a little bit more? Exactly, golf is always good. But we've actually seen a reduction in the amount of time we do have to spend, managing these platforms or at least the hardware standpoint. Firmware upgrades and doing the VxRail platform upgrades have gone really well with this, compared to upgrading our server firmware, making sure it matches the storage firmware and then we got to appropriately match the storage site or the networking side of it. And the backup comment, easier to backup, more integrated? It's definitely more integrated and a lot easier. We've seen tremendous improvements in backup performance by implementing data domain with the data protection software. And it's just really simplified it. So backup is just a service that runs. It's not something we really manage anymore. Are you guys getting excited about being able to target their talents and intentions to some other problems that might serve the business? Exactly, one of the themes I picked up here at VMware has been the digital workspace transformation. That's huge within our realm. We're very traditional banking. So but there is a lot of demand internally and from our customers to be more mobile and provide more services in a channel they prefer. We're out of time, but two quick questions. Why Dell EMC? Why that choice? You know, we had an existing relationship with EMC pre-merger and it was a solid relationship. They've been there the entire way during the merger. Every question was answered, it wasn't anything that was a, oh, let me go check on this. They had everything down. We felt very comfortable with it. And it's, again, it's the entire ecosystem within our data center. So trust, really. Absolutely. And then if you had to do it over again, anything you do differently, any advice you'd give your fellow peers? You know, I don't think so. You know, again, it's just the entire relationship, the process we went through was very well done. The engagement we had from the management team with Dell EMC was just spot on. Why do you think that was, sorry, third question. Why do you think that was so successful then? What did you do up front that led to that success? You know, it was just a lot of relationship building. In Iowa, we're all about building relationships and trust. We do that with our customers at the bank as well. We want to build long-lasting, trusting relationships. And Dell EMC does that exact same thing. All right, gents, thanks very much for coming back in theCUBE. Good to meet you, Josh. Take care. Thank you. All right, you're welcome. Keep it right there, everybody. We'll be back with our next guest. This is theCUBE, we're live from VMworld 2017. Right back.


Look, I know I just made a video talking about how I want to see other RPGs, but you know what they say.  Howdy how's it going? My name's Davy Chappy and today we're going to be talking about the biggest source book to hit the D&D scene since a giant paranoid iBrain monster made a guide to everything so that he could one-up a single fantasy Yelp reviewer. I'm going to go over each chapter in Tasha's culture of everything and give a brief rundown of their features to help you decide whether or not you want to buy the book. Now, word of warning, this video is not going to cover all the subclasses stewing in that cauldron. That is going to have to come in another video because holy hot damn is there a lot of stuff to talk about in Tasha's. I can't pretend to know how 31 subclasses work when I get one day to write a script and then three days to give Emma anxiety. And I want my information to be accurate, so pretty much every section in Tasha's book will probably get its own video. There's just that much good stuff. But as always remember that the majority of this is just my opinion, so if you feel like my cooking skills are subpar, then feel free to stew your cauldron however you want. But with that out of the way, let's begin. So you open the book and the first section you're greeted with after the fluffy introduction is the new class features list. And like I said before, there are 31 subclasses in this book. So if you're just here to update your critical role OC, you can buy this book just for that. To break it down, chapter one comes with 22 completely new subclass options, plus all of the subclasses presented in the old one-off MTG source books, Ravnica and Theros. And it reprints the artificer from the Eberron source book with an additional subclass to boot. So if you were looking to buy any of those source books just for their class options, save your money and buy this book. Especially since in addition to the subclasses, we also get new base class features. The first of their kinds since the beginning of the game that can be freely given to your player either to specifically boost their power or to be gifted out as a reward for excellent gameplay. Except for the Ranger. The Ranger has to replace their old features with new features because God forbid the Ranger get a break. Looking over these features, they seem to largely be quality of life improvements such as new rules for swapping out your spells and cantrips, new fighting styles and ways to get spell slots back, and an incredibly well thought out variant to racial ability score modifiers that boils down to, hey, just put them somewhere else if you don't like them there, you dummy. There's also simple rules for changing your skills in subclass mid-campaign, and there's even a basic template for creating your own race that leaves a lot to be desired. All these variant rules will either be well received like feats or end up ignored completely and forgotten about in favor of ooh subclasses. And speaking of feats, the last bit of chapter one provides us with a whole load of new feats, most of which, like the subclasses we've seen in Unearthed Arcanas, but hey, it's great that they're being officialized. We get feats that buff up martial capabilities, we get feats that steal the gimmicks from other classes, we get the telepathic and telekinetic feats, and we get the Sheffy! It has happened! The Sheffy exists! Ravioli, Stromboli, Wizard of the Canole! It is time for you to shine! In the next chapter, Tasha's reintroduces us to the concept of group patrons, an idea originally presented in the Eberron source book, but given new life here by fleshing out the benefits of trying out the concept and being more generalized so everything's not Eberron specific. I've always really liked group patrons ever since I read about them in Eberron, but the real benefit to this section is that it inadvertently gives new DMs a huge advantage when coming up with concepts for their adventures. There are eight patron types with about six different variations on those types, and new DMs can use these patrons as a built-in plot device with which to relay information to the party, or they can forego having the party interact with the patron and just use it as the backdrop for a setting. For instance, you could take the Academy patron, set it in a boarding school option, and run a semi-realistic, semi-slice-of-life fantasy story with likable side characters that make up for the boring main characters. And boom, you got Life is Strange, but with wizard hats. It also comes with contacts, perks for being with them, roles for your characters or NPCs to take within the faction, and sample quest snippets to give you an idea of what daily life is like with this patron. Really, a better term for this section would have been factions, but I guess the word carries a negative connotation, so we're trying to trick you with patrons. Support me on Factorion. Also, there's a drawing of Wizardly Boyfriends, and if I didn't mention it, sexy Neville Longbottom would break my legs. The third chapter consists of magic and magic accessories, giving new spells, reprinting the old ones, and making me shudder at the thought of doing another spell guide. For the most part, the spells consist of the Elemental Evil spells, a bunch of the Intelligence-based spells that we've seen in past UA's, and a few new spells that, for the most part, add flavor to the world of magic. One spell in particular is called the Dream of the Blue Veil, which puts all the targets to sleep as they dream of another world on the material plane, like Ebron, Faerun, or Ravnica. There's no way that a player is going to make use of the spell, but I like that the spell exists so that NPCs can be utilized in a more fantastical way. The chapter also pushes people to give more thought into the role-playing aspect of your spells by giving a list of thematic ways for you to style your magic, by adding sensory effects that don't actually change anything, but help to make your spellcaster feel more like they're yours. The other half of the magic section is dedicated to magic items, and holy hell, are there a lot of new magic items. From multiple magic books to cauldrons and cookware that'll make your chef characters scream, to screwdrivers so good they'll make your artifice or magic better, every item feels a lot more mystical than usual. I don't know how to explain it. Maybe because it's the first new selection of magic items in a while, but everything feels like something that you'd find inside of a witch's hut, fitting for it being Tosh's book. But the most interesting items by far are the many magical tattoo options that the players get, letting them prick themselves with a needle and gain supernatural powers the likes of which only CM Punk can comprehend. Finally, chapter four goes over a bunch of miscellaneous things that the dungeon master can use to make their games better, such as rules for sidekick NPCs that travel with the party, teaching the DM how to roleplay monsters so that they might actually negotiate, and an entire section dedicated to puzzles, teaching you how to make them and giving a bunch of sample puzzles for those unimaginative folk. It also throws various random concepts at you, such as natural hazards, supernatural regions, and magical phenomena, all with the purpose of plugging themselves into your games that you can bring the high fantasy aspects to life. The whole section can help that DM with not enough time on their hands, find an idea and just copy-pasted into their own campaigns, and I like that it does that. It's like how Xanathars gave rules for downtime and tool proficiencies, things that players desperately wanted to understand better, and so Tasha's is trying to do the same thing, but for dungeon masters. Overall, if you buy any D&D books this year, buy Tasha's. It stands and will stand as one of the main pillar books, like Volos and Xanathar's Guide, as a must-have for any D&D group that wants to get lost in all the magic. Buuuut that'll about do it! I hope you enjoyed this video. Be sure to like, comment, subscribe, ring the bell, hit that like button, and maybe support me on Patreon so that I can help fund better jokes for the person that writes for Tasha. But yeah, Dabby out.


Hello to you all from Marburg University. Two years ago, we started this video channel not knowing how popular the channel and our videos would become. Until today, we have gathered about 1.1 million views. We've almost got 11,000 subscribers. We've been blessed with nearly 2,000 comments, most of them positive, and we've been enjoying 7,000 likes. At the same time, we have been given exactly 100 dislikes. Of course we could say, does that matter at all? It's less than 0.01% of all views, and by the way, it's the same percentage of negative views Michael Jackson received for his famous video, Billie Jean, of course on the basis of 120 million views. So nevertheless, we could simply say, so what? Whatever you do, you will never get only positive reactions. Whether you're Michael Jackson or not, whether you're the present king of France, you know who he is? Well, he's bald, as far as I remember, but that's a semantic problem.  So we could simply leave it with that. However, we do care. More channel is not made for entertainment, but it's a scientific channel. It's all about linguistics and web technology, with a few additions of my just wrote Tal Song interpretations. In fact, I received two dislikes for my four songs, the usual 0.01%. But in a scientific channel, it's not about taste, but about scientific adequacy. We want to be up to date. We want to adhere to the state of the arts, and our main goal is scientific accuracy. So the dislikes mean a lot to us. If they were just a matter of taste, they could mean that people do not like the way I look, the way I talk, how I'm dressed, that they do not like the way I write or integrate pictures in my presentations, or that they simply do not like the way we present linguistic information, and so on. In the worst case, however, the dislikes could mean that we are scientifically inaccurate. In fact, in our 300 videos, there are passages where you could argue about the content. Take the discussion of proto-languages in the video from Indo-European to Old English, or look at the debate about the evolution of human language, and so on. In these videos, you helped us a lot. And the comments that you posted raised some interesting points. They were useful and highly important for the assurance of the quality of our videos. But of course, we made mistakes. Here are some of them. I put Shakespeare's death to 1618 instead of 1616. I had Jackson Town in Missouri and not in Mississippi, and I said that in labial, dental consonants, the lower teeth and not the lower lip are involved. Such comments that draw our attention to wrong facts are corrected as quickly as possible. We do not upload the video again, but we normally add annotations or call-outs in order to implement the corrections. But what can we do with the uncommented dislikes? Well, of course, we could use our channel statistics. If a video has several thousand clicks and just one dislike, there is no need to bother. If, however, the percentage of dislikes is about 1% or even higher, I would say we do have to bother and think about redoing the video. Fortunately, that's not the case in our channel. Another option might be the geographical source of the dislikes. If they all come from one country, we may be confronted with cultural factors such as politeness effects or with different ideas about presenting linguistic facts. If the dislikes, however, are evenly spread around the globe, as in our case, there's no need to worry. So what can we do with the uncommented dislikes? My personal opinion is nothing. As long as those who press the dislike button in YouTube do not couple their bad mark with a comment. So my appeal to all of you is if you find a mistake or if you want us to improve a video, let us know. But do not just press the dislike button without justifying your judgment. OK, so much for now. I must admit that I do not appreciate dislikes at all. Every like, every subscription, every click are wonderful motivations for us to continue. And every dislike is somehow a slap in the face. And we ask ourselves, what have we done wrong? So please, if you want to express your disapproval, write a constructive comment rather than simply pressing the dislike button. So thanks for attending this slightly different presentation. The next one will be about linguistics proper again. Until then, thanks for your attendance.


This week I want to slow things down and just pop open the old Fandals Sportsbook app and scroll through Talk about some things that I like and maybe some things that I don't y'all already know that I gave out the braves to win It all at 10 to 1, but let's look at some divisional features Okay, so first division is the NL West so basically just the Padres and the Dodgers Fandals Sportsbook has the Dodgers at minus 300 to win the NL West. I get it. They signed Trevor Bauer They already have an absolute sick lineup, but with what the Padres did in this off-season Adding you Darvish and Blake Snell to that rotation I'll go ahead and take the Padres at plus 200 for some value On to the AL East. And just as I suspected the Yankees are the favorite and just a bit overpriced. I would much rather put my money on a young Hungry blue jays team who also just added Springer at plus 410 Also, the Rays are pretty intriguing because even though they're without Snell They're still gonna be good and cash is just too good of a coach not to have them competing for the division So next is the AL Central and this is one that I am not overthinking. I think that the White Sox Absolutely run away with this division. I think they're absolutely stacked from one to nine I think Luis Roberts even makes a run for MVP. Okay, so first of all longer odds I'm looking at Randy Roserina plus 5,000 He was easily one of the best postseason players last year And I don't think it's crazy that things with that momentum carries over into 2021 I might take a stab at that plus 5,000 and now on to a National League MVP I'm gonna scroll past the favorites and look for some value Nothing's really jumping out. Okay. How about Nolan Aronato plus 1,500 him going to a new team could spark some new energy and I think he's still maybe a top 10 player in the MLB so 1,500 on Nolan Aronato. I don't mind those odds. That's some pretty good value. Next I am heading over to the Si Yong tab I like that price on glass now glass now plus 1,100 Look now that snow's gone glass now is that dude if they let him throw enough innings I really think that this is the move in that market. I like glass now plus the 1100 mark it down now for the National League Si Yong I'm gonna go ahead and say that I like Ian Anderson at plus 3,500 since he was called up. He was literally almost Unhiddable and I don't think that that was a fluke. I think it continues this year And I think that he has an absolute stud. I am loving that price at plus 3500 So since we were talking in Anderson I'm just curious to see what his odds are as a rookie of the year in the National League market So let's scroll over there Oh Okay, I'm gonna take that. I like that plus 600. I was expecting him to be a favorite as I said I do not think last year was a fluke. I think that he is an absolute stud I'll go ahead and I'll take Ian Anderson plus the 600 to win rookie of the year for the National League We're already on our last tab of baseball It is a regular season home runs and I want to throw away all of the usual suspects because they have no what Value that's right. Okay, so I'm looking I'm looking Okay, I have found my value pick. It goes with my braves narrative. It is Osuna plus 4,500 to have the most regular season home runs I believe he was third in regular season home runs last year, but yet they are 20 players with better odds than him What is that it goes hand in hand with my braves 10 to 1 I like Osuna plus the 4,500 to hit the most regular season bombs All right y'all that's all I have I definitely thought I was going to get a little further than just baseball But hopefully that was fun and informative for you as much as it was for me And I will be back probably doing some NFL the exact same way through the fan dual sportsbook app But until then let's make some money


The International Organization for Migration is organizing a diaspora ministerial conference on the 18th and 19th of June of this year, 2013. We're doing it in the framework of the International Dialogue on Migration. This has been our main policy forum for more than a decade, so we've combined the two. It's basically a response. The idea was simply to respond to a growing interest and recognition among our member states of the potential contributions socioeconomic and otherwise of diasporas to the development both of the host and the home societies. We have to do more in both policy and practice to try to facilitate the contribution which diasporas have always traditionally made in the course of their migratory path. We think then that the contribution they make leads to poverty reduction, it leads to trade, it leads to investment, it leads to an exchange of ideas and new impulses in economies and societies and we want to do what we can to support that. With that just as a few brief words of introduction, I wanted to sort of ask and answer three questions. The first one is why. We came upon this idea because of the growing interest in diaspora and their contributions. We discovered, for example, that there are just about at least 30 countries whose governments have decided to establish a special ministry for their citizens living abroad. This was the kernel of the idea and we thought that we'd bring them together. We have about 50 governments so far who have shown us either a ministry or another department within their government that is mainly occupied with diaspora as development actors. The conference is going to bring these people together with the idea that they can share among themselves what they've learned, lessons learned, best practices and in the process we hope that they will teach us as the IOM but also teach others the importance of having a migration policy that includes strong emphasis on diaspora. Now the timing is very significant because it feeds very nicely into two important events in the field of migration. Number one is the October 3-4 International Migration and Development High-Level Dialogue at the UN General Assembly in New York. Secondly, this work can also feed into and enrich the post-2015 UN Development Agenda debate because we think it's important that migration receive attention on that agenda. So that's why we're doing it. What is it all about? There are going to be four issues we're going to discuss in roundtables. One is the question of the diaspora and their societies, including their contribution both to the host society as well as the home society. We mustn't neglect that. They're contributing to both. Secondly, we want to talk about the Responsibility of States toward diaspora, in other words the protection of the rights, the whole issue of citizenship, the well-being of migrants. So that will be the second roundtable. The third roundtable deals with diaspora and development itself, including such innovations as diaspora bonds, social remittances, banking, and how one can reduce the transmittal and transfer costs of the remittances of diaspora, a very important issue. The fourth and final roundtable is diasporas and crisis. This is a relatively new focal point for our discussion of diaspora because we know that many migrants get stranded in crises and we know that diaspora want to try to help their fellow citizens. So this will be the fourth one. Now the final, well of course, so in summary on that point what we're going to do, we're going to identify ways to engage, to enable, and to empower the diaspora communities. We want to come up with recommendations for diaspora policies. We want to help these ministers and other senior officials to create networks among ministers working with the diaspora, in other words to form a community. And finally, as I mentioned earlier, we will want to use the results of this dialogue to enrich the debate at the UN General Assembly's second high-level dialogue on international migration and development in October. Finally, who's going to come? Who's going to attend? We're focused primarily on ministers, other senior officials, experts in the field, including a number of diaspora NGOs. We will include of course all of our IOM 149 member states, 19 observer states, the United Nations agencies, which are our traditional partners. We will focus on other stakeholders and partners in the field. Finally in conclusion, let me just say that we are convinced at IOM that this gathering can go a long way towards strengthening the collaboration in this field among stakeholders. It can improve the cross-fertilization of ideas and practices. And perhaps most importantly, we believe and hope that it will foster a community of shared interests in this important topic of the contribution that diaspora traditionally have made and need now to be facilitated to make as we move forward. So I'm personally very excited about this conference and I'm really looking forward personally to welcoming all of you to the conference on the 18th and 19th of June here in Geneva.


Happy Friday Pasco County and welcome to this week's edition of the Pasco Sheriff's Weekly Report on Public Information Officer Melanie Snow. Let's get straight to who's wanted this week. Take a look at these images. On the 13th of November at around 11.52 a.m. an unknown suspect used the victim's debit card to make two unauthorized purchases without the victim's consent. Give any information about who this could be, call our tips line or of course you can leave a tip anonymously on our website. And then take a look at these images. On December 6th a suspect decided to drive this vehicle. This was around 7 45 p.m. through the McDonald's parking lot where the victim asked him to use the coupon on her phone to buy McDonald's. The suspect then took the victim's phone leaving in an unknown direction on State Road 52. The vehicle appears to be an electric blue two-door possibly a Mazda. The driver is described as a white male with a full beard and brown hair. If you have any information on this case again, call the tips line. And in custody this week we start off with one of our targets of the month. This is Robert Wayne Parton. He was captured by our District 1 star team at the Circle K on Hudson and Hicks Road. He was charged with existing probable cause charges and with possession of meth. And two child abuse arrests to report. First we have Eric Matthew Pencil who was charged with aggravated child abuse and Travancini DeWon Brown also charged and arrested for aggravated child abuse this week. And earlier this week our deputies picked up Rachel Tan. She was arrested for burglary armed inside a dwelling and forced entry. And take a look at this video. What you're seeing here is our clear camera. This is a camera attached to one of our helicopters. Our two chopper pilots were up in the air on their way to assist with an active investigation. When this individual Ryan Fluke on the ground decided it would be a good idea to shine a laser pointer 10 times at our chopper pilots. Well, they decided to land the helicopter in a parking lot nearby where they then detained Mr. Fluke. He was later arrested and has been charged with misuse of laser lighting devices. And finally today we have some really good news. If you are a middle school student our Explorer post 9 16 will be opening up for Explorer soon. If you're looking to become an Explorer maybe you're in middle school or your child is and they're looking to become a police officer someday. This is a great opportunity for them. Please check our Facebook page where you can find out more information about that. Have a safe weekend. Pasco County. Don't forget to lock those doors at 9 p.m. We'll see you back here next week.


Thank you all very much for joining us this evening, this is a tremendous crowd and we're really thrilled. I'm Susan Gregory, I'm the director of the Besman County Library, and I'm still with an aunt, I'm a reference from the construction library at MSU and I'm a member of the Montana Library Association until next week. She's being shy. She was working on it and I've been like she'll create it for years. And she's also working for the NCAA. The partnership we have between the Bowman Public Library and Montana State University's library, we're absolutely proud of that relationship. It gets better all the time. And so we thank all of you for being here this evening and we're delighted to see that this evening is going to be such a success. We've got some wonderful readers here this evening. But before we jump into our first reading, let me, let Sheila explain what one of our managers is. Yes. In addition to being sponsored by the two libraries, tonight's event is also part of MSU's Year of Education leadership. For the next year, MSU is highlighting the many events and activities that the university also developed for leadership skills with students, faculty, staff and faculty. So keep your eye out for some wonderful events all year long as part of that. You can tell by the spot on your program if you're lucky enough to have a program. I hope all of you have programs. Jane, could you get it in there? Jane, thank you very much. She runs the lectures up. If someone needs a program this evening, this is Jane Bezel and she's got some interest. There is an invitation on your program of an intermission. And let me just explain that. We really have a chance for you to email the visitors. That's one prop and cookie to enter a drawing for our door crime. And also, I want to introduce the president of the Bozeman Library of Friends, who has our secretary, not secretary, Sharon Emhoff, who is also on the friends of the Bozeman Library of New York. One of the things we want to do is make sure people understand a little better what our wonderful Bozeman Library of Friends do for us. They're providing a copy this evening. We appreciate that very much. But they're also here because if you'd like the intermission, they would love to climb together at your organization and offer you a friendship. Friend is friendship. A friendship? A friendship, and a membership. Oh, very good. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, so that's David, Sharon, the bat. Okay, we'll try, I have the right height on my set. But this is so exciting to see all of you here tonight. After planning, you never know how many people are in show-offs will always be out whereby everyone is blue. So why are we all here tonight? here tonight. What are we celebrating tonight? Tonight is the second night of Banff Books Week, which is an annual event sponsored by the American Library Association, the American Book Sellers Association, the National Council Teachers of English, and a number of other lifeline organizations. And this event is in celebration of our freedom to read and support of the freedom to seek an express idea of even those that some consider unorthodox, wrong, and these rights are as you know guaranteed the authority to move them. By focusing on efforts across the country to remove or restrict access to books and book weeks events, broad attention to awareness and censorship, while books have been and continue to be bad, part of that books week celebration is actually the fact that in most cases, those challenges and bans do not take effect most of the time. There are people who are being vigilant and proactive and making sure that those books remain in the libraries and in the school. This happens when you're very involved in us teachers, students in the crowd, and other community members who stand up to the freedom to read. However, just in case you don't think that this kind of thing does go on anymore, I'd like to point out that just last week in North Carolina, the Randall County School Board found Ralph Ellison's invisible man from his library to show us the school curriculum. So these things are definitely having us after a parent complaint. And there's also a challenge currently going on to the access to diaries of part-time Indians by Shrema Lexi in the building of schools, so as we speak it's happening in Montana as well. Unfortunately, these challenges and bans have a long history. Pretty much ever since the written word was fixed in some way, there have been people who have complained about that. In fact, people find all kinds of examples from the griefs where they were arguing that they must teach other about whether something should be available or not.  And to illustrate this, one of our readers tonight, Jack Liederman, found a great quote from John Milton that was written in 1644. I'm actually invited to come up and share it with you. This is from a speech of Mr. John Milton for the liberty of unlicensed printing to the Parliament of England, November 23rd, 1644. It was very upset that after centuries of the Catholic Church requiring an increment to her, it let this be printed stamp on things to be published. That the Protestant Parliament in England in 1644 passed an order exactly like that. And this was part of his response. First, it is against the recent order by the Protestant Parliament that, quote, no book shall henceforth be printed unless the same be first approved and licensed. And then he said, Milton, the attempt to keep out evil doctrine by licensing is like the, quote, exploit of that gallant man who thought to pound up the crows by shutting his heart gate. And this is the quote. I cannot praise a fugitive and cloistered virtue, unexercised and ungrieved, that never sallies out and sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and eat. Assuredly, we bring not innocence into the world, we bring impurity much rather. That which purifies us is trial, and trial is by what is contrary. That virtue therefore, which is but a youngling in the contemplation of evil, and those not the utmost that vice promises to her followers and rejects it, is but a blank virtue, not a pure. Her whiteness is but an extra mental whiteness, which was the reason why our sage and serious poet Spencer, whom I dare be known to think a better teacher than Scotus or Thomas Aquinas, describing true temperance under the person of Sir P. Young, brings him with his Palmer through the cave of Mammon and the bower of earthly bliss that he might see and know and yet abstain. Since therefore the knowledge and survey of vice is in this world so necessary to the constituting of human virtue and the scanning of error to the confirmation of truth, how can we more safely and with less danger scout into the regions of sin and falsity than by reading all manner of tractates and hearing all manner of reason. And this is the benefit which may be had of both promiscuously real. Thanks so much, Jack, for that great quote. Now for tonight's celebration. We invited leaders from the Bowdoin community to share with us tonight some of their favorite books that have been shown in the school or library. We have a wonderful line of readers and some fabulous books, so we hope you'll enjoy the evening. And we'll pass it over to Susan to give us time. Our very first read of this evening has been other than our relatively new dean of the Montana State University Library, Dean Kenning Arlish. He'll be reading from Snow Calling on Cedars by David Peterson. When Sheila asked me to participate in this, I looked at the list and was surprised to find Snow Calling on Cedars. I read it about 15 years ago and I did a little research and found out that it was banned or challenged for its sexual content. But there wasn't a whole lot of it. This book is essentially a murder mystery. We should someday be more outraged about murder than about sex. But the other problem with the focus on sexual content is that it detracts from another important historical aspect of this book, which was a rather shameful period in our nation's history. So here's my read. By centuries turn, over 300 Japanese had arrived on San Piedro. Most of them schooner ants who jumped ship in Port Jefferson Harbor in order to remain in the United States. Within a week, the ship jumpers possessed no jobs, stacking lumber, sweeping sawdust, hauling slabwood, boiling machines, or 11 cents an hour. Company books preserved in the Island County Historical Archives record that in 1907, 18 Japanese were injured or maimed at the Port Jefferson Mill. Jap number 107, the boat's indicate, lost his hands to a ripping blade on March 12 and received an injury payment of $7.80. Jap number 57 dislocated his right hip on May 29 when a stack of lumber toppled over. In 1921, the mill was dismantled. All of the island's trees had been fed to the saws so that San Piedro resembled a bald stumped desert. The mill owners sold their holdings and left the islands behind. The Japanese cleared strawberry fields. For strawberries grew well in San Piedro's climate require a little starting power. They saved their money in canning jars and rode home to their parents in Japan requesting wives be sent. Some lied and said they'd gotten rich or sent pictures of themselves as younger men. At any rate, wives came across the ocean. They lived in cedar slat huts lit by oil lamps and slept on straw-filled ticks. The wind blew in through the cracks in the walls. At 5 o'clock in the morning, variety grew both to be found in the strawberry fields. Thus, life went forward on San Piedro. By Pearl Harbor Day, there were 843 people of Japanese descent living there, including 12 seniors at Amity Harbor High School who did not graduate that spring. Early on the morning of March 29, 1942, 15 transports of the U.S. War Relocation Authority took all of San Piedro's Japanese-Americans to the ferry terminal in Amity Harbor. They were loaded onto a ship while their white neighbors looked on. People who had risen early to stand in the cold and watched this exercising of the Japanese from their midst. Friends, some of them, but the merely curious mainly, and fishermen who stood on the decks of their boats out in Amity Harbor. Fishermen felt like no-side-owners that this exiling of the Japanese was the right thing to do, and leaned against the cabins of their stern-thickers and bow-thickers with the conviction that the Japanese must go for reasons that made sense. There was a war on, and that changed everything.


Welcome to the CBA 15 Community Boards hosted in Slack. Slack is a popular instant message and group chat platform. You can access it anytime from the community page of the CBA 15 platform and we recommend you download the desktop or mobile application. This video will show you how to get started in Slack. When you arrive into the workspace, set up your profile to let other participants know who you are. Click the person icon at the top of your screen and select Edit Profile. Here you can upload a profile picture and more details about yourself including your name, title and organization. Each community board is hosted in a Slack channel. When you first arrive at the workspace, you will be automatically added to some default channels created by the organizers. Anyone can create a channel at any time. To browse all of the channels, click More and select Channel Browser. Here you can see all the channels available to join. You can also search channels by keyword using the search bar. Once you've joined a channel, you can start posting right away and your joined channels will become visible in your channels list for easier access later. To start your own channel, click More, Channel Browser and then Create Channel. Choose a relevant channel prefix from the drop-down menu and name your channel. Enter a description to encourage other participants to join your channel. We recommend you do not make your channel private so others can join. Click Create and you will be asked to add people. Here you can enter specific participants you would like to join your channel or skip this step. Either way your channel will be visible to other participants in the channel browser. Now you are ready to post in your channel. At the bottom of each channel there is a text box. Here you can write your messages, style your messages, mention other participants with tags, use emojis in your messages, attach a file or enter a link. To keep discussions organized and on track, use threads to reply to specific messages within channels. When you see a message you want to reply to directly, hover over the message and click the Reply in Thread icon from the options that appear. A new messaging thread and text box will appear on the right for you to enter text. To send a direct message, find the participant you want to speak with. You can either do this from the participants page of the CBA 15 event platform or you can find someone directly in Slack. In Slack, click More and select People and User Groups to browse or search every member of the Slack workspace. Click a profile to send a direct message. Within your direct message, start a one-on-one video or audio call by clicking the phone icon. Lastly, if you find a community board has been lively and gathered momentum, you can propose a round table by emailing the organizers. Further written Slack support and guidance is available in the resources page of the CBA 15 event platform and you can always ask the organizers anything in the Slack Helpdesk channel. Thank you for watching. We look forward to you joining us at CBA 15.


This show is appropriate for all ages. Three, two, one. Welcome to Tool Time. The first ever show, internet show, that we're doing a full series. We're so excited. Did that sound right? Tool Time? Tim, Alan. Tim, can we use your show name? It's so good. Tim, I went to Michigan because of your commercials. 25,000 mornings, give or take, is all we humans get. Just over time, we'll just work on this piece of art and I have a couple others back there and just do all this stuff slowly. So that's the idea of this series. What are you going to spell differently, Tool or Time? Oh, you know what? I said script. Tim, Alan's a good guy. He could even be Tool Tim. You don't even have to put the E. Oh. He would be double mad. Tool Tim. It's Tool Tim. This show is about Tool Tim. Art, Tool Tim. We're going to be sanding. Tool Tim. We're going to be hammering. Tool Tim. Gluing, Tool Tim. It's Tool Tim. Tool Tim. So on Tool Tim, we have a lot of great things to do. I'm an artist and I like to make things. So lots of times my art uses tools. See? They're everywhere. When did you get those? Today. I got a six pack of, they call them bosses but I just see them as big cups. What's the Tool Tim logo? Well, we'll work on it over time. Maybe by episode 10. Tool Tim. They can't make these cups big enough for me. So let's do this one. What? Are you okay? Okay, one second. I told you we're doing... All right, turn it off for a second. Sorry, did you film? No, no, no, because you asked me to come in today but I'm not, you know I'm not feeling...  So no, seriously, is there something you wanted me to do today? I thought you could kind of help, but we kind of did everything we needed to do.  Okay, because I live an hour away. An hour? That's why I took the... Okay, I should have asked you. Why didn't you sleep here last night? I have two children, Dave. I just thought we talked about this. Tool Tim! Yeah, this is Tool Tim. Yeah. I think it's like his name Tim... Exactly. But he doesn't own the name Tool Tim. It's all the people that watch YouTube, they won't know what Tool Tim is. Do they know what this is? Tool Tim. What is this? Yeah. Tool Tim? Yeah. It's Tool Tim!