of 60%. Yes, people. Welcome back to the stream. Um, sorry, as you can see, we are running late a little bit. There was a lot of a, there's a lot of setup for today's stream that needs to be done prior. Hope you're all good. Not no time for this because I'm sweating my back out on the basis that we lost against Madrid. And this is a high profile gaming at Chelsea who we are having a bad time against this season. Hope you're all good. If you haven't already, do us a favor. Hit the like button, subscribe channel if you are new. Today's sponsor, if you've probably heard it, we've all like stones embedded. Today's sponsor is, um, Hello Fresh. You can get 60% off your first box and you can get 20% off the next two months after that. And you get free desserts for life if you sign up with us using our link in the description. So big up to Hello Fresh for sponsoring this stream. We'll run the ad a bit later on. Uh, how is everybody doing? Nerve levels because, yeah, I just, I can't take no, no more penalty shootouts after that last one. I don't want nothing to do with that. I, um, again, I've not prepared for penalty shootouts either. So I'm not about that. Um, I am shitting it as a standard as standard. Uh, it's Freddy in the shed. No, Freddy's gone to Wembley. Freddy does this thing where he doesn't tell you where he's going. And then he just ends up at the ground. So Freddy's currently at Wembley. And Ollie is currently on his way here. And Ollie's lost his voice. The guy's been doing a little bit too much singing, I think. Uh, so he's lost his voice today.  So when it sounds like shawndash, that's, that's exactly how that's going to happen.  And then we can go into the starting 11. So today's starting 11. As you can see, um, you do have, uh, Ortegrin net. It's not really cool. Lewis at right back. Uh, I don't know why I put really cool Lewis at right back, but that is what it is. Pretend that's Kyle Walker. Um, and then you've got, uh, John stones, a kanji, AK, uh, Roderick de Bruyne, Bernardo Silva and Foden, Grealish and heart and Alves up top, which is an incredibly strong lineup. An incredibly strong lineup. Not a lineup that I thought we'd see. Roger's about to die a man. Roger is getting spammed out again. I know this is a massive competition. So I expected pep to go strong. However, I did expect coverage on newness to come in. I didn't expect to see basically new enough. The same 11 that started against Madrid. Um, a doc who I thought I'd start maybe as well. It's honestly. It's a heavy one. It is a heavy driller me like that. That is a big team. Thoughts on that. Rod is going to be knackered yet. I mean, Roger said himself that he's tired. I know pep does his whole thing with your tired and everything that, but we literally only played on, on Tuesday or Wednesday when it Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday, which only played on Wednesday. And, um, and they're all back again today. And I think, I think it's bad. Wouldn't start Rodry with his loss record. 100% losses this week. That is factually not true. Nathan, Rodry's, uh, Rodry's winning streak continues, mate. Rodry's winning streak is continuing. He hasn't lost an actual game of football. Penals. He's don't count. This is my copium. This is, this is how I'm getting over this. Yes. He's only in the chat. He's in the chat. Big up, mate.  That's it. He's only at the Shady hard. He's on his way to the Shady hard. You can see him in the chat. Uh, unbeaten streak. Yeah, that's what I meant. Uh, we technically drew the game against Madrid according to stats. Exactly. So he's unbeaten streak has actually carried on. So no losses for Rodry this week. Good team, but I don't hold up for Alvarez's perky toast. So, well, chat, Alvarez, I think, I mean, a lot of people agree with this as well. Sometimes we play better when Alvarez on the pitch instead of Haaland, because we go back to like a false nine kind of system. We don't really play to our Haaland strengths, um, which is something that we are quite highlighting this season. Um, obviously not really seeing him much against in both the Madrid games. I think it's becoming a lot of big talking point. Obviously he has picked up an injury and he did ask to come off. So it does make sense. Um, if he's not playing at his full potential, but at the same time, I do think Pep needs to work on something. Me and big Steve had a full conversation about this in the extra time podcast and the big Steve show, like the collaboration one that we did yesterday. We had a full conversation about Haaland and how he's going to fit basically, um, into Cityside and would Haaland reconsider his future? Um, if we don't start playing to him, how's Rico snuck into lineup mate? He's behind enemy lines, mate. I don't know what he's doing, but I'm going to get rid of him in a minute. Go away, Rico, mate. You're not playing. I know you want to start, but you know what I mean? You'll get your chance. Now is not it. Now is not it. And we also have things like, I think this might work. If it doesn't work, just allow me in it. Uh, oh, look at that. The hello fresh out as well. You go to the extra 2024 mates. Look at that. Absolutely beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Also, we have this for when if I don't want to jinx it by pushing this button if no, no, not if that's the wrong way to when is the right way to do it. When we score a goal, we have a new goal thing. Look at that. We are professional. All these on all falls. That's my perfect way to see that on all falls. How you doing? So hungover. What's happening again? So hungover. Your voice sounds all right. Sounds better than it did this morning. Yeah, but got him maybe five. I can hear that your voice is fucked. Yeah. Yeah. So we all got to be, you've got to be nice with Ali. Is your mind? I might just, I might just nap into a kick off guys. Yeah. Yeah. I love Ali in it. I love Ali because he's had, he's had a bit of a, and I'm the guy that doesn't get hangovers in it, so I feel mint. What time the answer last night? I got in it while I was in the tax house, messaging the tax where I was at four in the morning. You messaged me. Jordy messaged me last night. I didn't see this until this morning to be fair, which is why I didn't reply. But you text me saying in the taxi to the shed alone without my ollie to spoon, send a pick of you right now.  Show me what you're doing. Uh, Mitch, no, no, Elby's got his own channel now, mate. He left. He decided to leave, so he actually do his own thing. So fair to him and he's doing his own thing over there. MCFC. All his voice just became sexier. Hey, thank you, Clara. Yeah, I'm not Austin Butler. Yeah, you are a bit Austin Butler-ish. I'm going to play Elvis. I'm thinking about doing an Elvis by your pick. Now he's permanent Elvis, isn't it? Nice permanent Elvis. Yeah. Yeah. Hope you're doing well, chat. I've got to be honest. I've not even thought about the game. You know what? I don't know the lineup either. So give me a graphic, Jordy. There's an informant in there because there's one player that's in there that shouldn't be in there. There you go, mate. Can I guess the informant? Don't tell me. You guess who's not meant to be in this lineup. So you can read it out, innit? So I'll take it in that. Yeah, yeah. I'll take it. Rico, Lewis, Akangy, John Stearns, Nathan R. K., Rodgery, KDB, Bernardo, Foden, Grealish, Alvarez. Strong lineup. Very strong lineup. There's only one person who's not meant to be there. Who is that person? Oh, gosh. It's actually difficult that, you know, who? Yeah, chat, don't spoil it. Well, I'm not looking to be fair. I'm looking over here. I'm going to go with Rico Lewis. Yeah, Rico Lewis is the informant. He's not going to be the walker. That's such a strong lineup. Well, it'll be desperate to win, won't he? Absolutely desperate after what happened. Sorry, chat. I've not really engaged yet. I've obviously just sat down. Ollie, when's the only fan starting then? Jordy has his own personal only fans for me, apparently. He's sending me messages at 5 AM saying send me a big. I got to make money somehow, innit? I got to sell them. Carl, my brain. Brain is mush, Ollie. Yeah. May 100%. I was out. I was out. I was out on the big one. Brother, what channel are we on? What channel are we on? It might be on three.  I was thinking, but you think the program decided now, won't you? Is it just match the day? Ollie went to have another quick pint of a sigh. Yeah, it is. More than a few pints, if I'm being honest. BBC one. Yeah, buddy. Cheers. Yes, just lying mate. Avalyn, where's Harland? He's injured, mate. He's injured. He's not even with the squad. He's not with the squad.  Yeah, full injury. He's done that full thing again, apparently. That was carrying for ages. Yeah. That's still. He's in my FPL. Wait, does it count this week? The Brighton game on Thursday counts. Oh, yes. He needs to get him out of it then, innit? I can't. He's in there. Oh, is that, is that submitted for next week, then? Yeah. So like this game week. Oh, is the fixture for this game week is next Thursday? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The game weekends on Friday, I think. That's mine. So, yeah. Not great. Nathan says, I'm on the Coke zero today because I have zero belief in potch. I've not thought about this game at all, which isn't good. I mean, I suppose I can just sort of wax lyrical now and think and speak about it, but I've literally not even given it a second thought. I just needed a few days to get over around Madrid. Yeah. At least you're straight in, though. You know, you've not had the chance to be nervous for it. I'll probably think about it. You're just straight in. Yeah. No messing. I guess no way it's quite good. Yeah. No time to worry about it. You know, obviously, I guess normally in FA Cup semi-final, you might get a bit nervous for. I've not really thought about it at all. Pineapple on pizza. Hello, I'm new. Hi, Pineapple on pizza. It's just Pineapple on pizza. Make sure you subscribe, like the video, innit? Yeah, subscribe to that video. Pineapple on pizza. Hmm. I don't, I could eat it. I think it's a crime. I could probably eat it. Yeah. It's a weird thing, innit? Yeah. I don't, I don't get, I think people who get like proper, you know, a lot of people get upset about it. I'm like, all right, grow a personality.   But Americans don't like beans. Yeah. Which is pretty weird, innit? What I just find weird about like caring so much, oh, Joe Art Pal, he saved there. Big Donnie. Was this last season? Hasn't Joe Art retired? He retired at the end of this year. He's retired at the end of this season. Okay, that makes sense. Brendan Rodgers is Celtic manager. Sorry, we're just watching BBC News.   They put crisps on burgers and that, you know what I mean? They put loads of stuff like... Yeah, like, I feel like every like... Baked and bacon... A frazzled... Frazzles, yeah, yeah, yeah. They put frazzles in a burger and it's like, really? Who's that bothered? Yeah, it's not a thing. Simon, yes, yes, your fortune says one, one's always regrets what could have done, remember for next time. That was the most dyslexic I've ever heard. There's no possible way that that's what is. I'm going to read this again. Are you the one that... Slowly. I mean, no, I'm just fragile. I don't get hungover. I get fragile and my brain kind of breaks up. Let me take a breath. Go on. You ever sit in that kid when he's like, ah, yeah, yeah, dude, nah, nah, that's not what I'm talking about. And I thought I saw a dream and I dreamed of that. Yeah, yeah, that's what I feel like right now. Are you ready? Ones always regrets what could have done. Remember the next time, brother, you ever go. It doesn't make sense. It does say ones. I thought you were misreading it, it was one always regrets what could have done. I thought I had a dream and a dream and a that. It does say and I will read it as it is written down. I just seem brain, brain worshiping. One always, wait, ones always regrets what could have done. Remember the next time. This AI fortune. This, right? This is definitely like the best quote that has ever come out. I'm dying. Ones always regrets what could have done. Remember for next time. That's just, that's all right, isn't it? Make sure, make sure you remember that quote. Forever's AI. I want this tattooed on someone, on your ribs here. I want someone with this. Ones always regrets what could have done. Remember, I love to remember for next time. Remember what, brother? You don't even make sense in the first half. Remember for next time. Oh, but he says it's pure eyes. It is. It is today. It is today. Is it ones or ones? It's ones. It says ones. It genuinely says ones always regrets what could have done. Remember for next time. It's bad that I can remember it now. Remember for next time. Remember for next time. Regue says war and motivation. Words with friends. That's basically this stream. Bro is never sending a super chat again. Yeah, fucks. Yeah, man. Anyway, back to the game. That's a real life. We've got a game. What are we playing, mate? Oh, it's an FA Cup semi-final. It is actually a massive game as well. It's such a huge game. I genuinely feel like I'm about to watch pre-season friendly. That's the vibe I'm going into. That's the vibe that I've got right now because I feel pretty chill about it. I feel very chill about the whole situation. I'm nervous, but I'm not sweating. It is a question. Just based off injuries and obviously having played 120 minutes mid-week, would you rather lose 1-0 in 90 minutes or play 120 minutes but still not know the outcome? We could still lose, but we might win. Play the full game, man.  I realistically want us to win, but I just want a result within 90 minutes because 120 plus pens again twice in one week with a game on Thursday. That sounds painful. Sounds absolutely right. It does sound painful. Bud guy's here. Yes, yes, here for another minute. Yes, yes, here for another minute. Yes, yes, Bud guy mate. It's going to be a Man City Coventry FA Cup final. It's going to be scenes. Yes, it is going to be absolute scenes, mate. I've got my Chelsea topper underneath this just in case, so basically I can just revert back straight after the match. It's a win-win, really, mate. It's a win-win. Yeah, we're happy either way. I've still got my 2007 Chelsea topper, so I'll just whip that on. We'll go for it like that. What do we make of the lineup? Spear dusk. It's a very, very, very, very, very strong lineup. It is very strong, isn't it? I thought you might have seen Coventry. I thought you might have seen Nunes. I thought you might have actually seen Riku Lois. I didn't expect to go all out like this, but at the end of the day, Pep takes all these competitions serious, and I think obviously the team's going to be tired, but they'll be up for it after Madrid. If we go to a penalty shoot-out, we'll lose. Oh, yeah. If we go to a penalty shoot-out, I'm telling you right now, we sub on Edison, but not as a keeper as an outfield player. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is genius. I'll say it depends. That is genius. Imagine the David James scenes. We bought off, I don't know, like Nathan Ake for Edison. But I'd do that. But the thing is, it's like... Would you have to come out on one of these? Yeah, yeah. Because you won't be able to wear the green keeper kit. Yeah, yeah. I wonder. The thing is as well... I wonder, have they made that? If it's pre-meditated, yeah. Have they got that ready just in case? If Pep is like, I need you on penalties, because let's be honest, the city don't have very strong penalty takers. So I pretty much think in this city team, if you're confident enough to say, I'll take a penalty, then Pep's like, then yeah, I need you. I feel like there's a lot of places who don't want it, don't want to take penalties. Bernardo's probably one of them after the other day. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, surely they must have thought about what we're thinking. Then again, I felt like that kid again there. They must have thought about the situation that we're saying now, like, because I'll take a net, fine fob, or are they just thinking, if we want to bring Edison, we'll just keep him as a keeper. But I don't think so. I think Key Portega to save the pen. And Edison steps up. I mean, I'm fine for Alves to take the first one. I think his pen was all right. And I'd go Alvarez. Edison would be my second penalty taker. Yeah. Kevin De Bruyne, if he's still in the pitch, which I don't think he'd make it. It is a question. Can you swap goalkeepers throughout the penalty shootout? That is that technique. No, no, I think you set like, I think you submit the team and you're basically submitting that keeper. I've never seen it done in history, I don't think, but it's like, I wonder if Edison was on the pitch, could Ortega save one and then be like, London's your goal to last in an outfield kit as well. But then what about if Ortega was in net, saved the pen, dislocated his shoulder? Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. Surely you'd have to swap. Saved like in the 19th minute of a game, the keeper got a red card. I don't know why it would ever happen, but if it did, like, would an outfield player just go in there? I don't know. My brain's not brain in today, guys. We are talking heavy, do we? This is deep 4M chat, is this? This is when you're in a kitchen. I think I might still be drunk based off this conversation. Exactly. If keeper injured to 190 minutes, subs used outfield keeper in goal. Remember the tomorrow. Remember for next time. Well, you know, it says the same goes, isn't it? One's always regret what could have done the remember for next time. When you say it then, you made it sound like it made sense. I think it's starting to in my head sound like it makes sense. That's why you've got to remember it for next time, because every time you say it makes more sense. So eventually you discover the meaning of the save. And then once you do that, you've completed life, basically. But I think Edison was only allowed to take one because he's never taken one before, so Real Madrid wouldn't know what to do. No, I don't agree with that. Edison's our best penalty taker. Pep said this plenty of times. I don't think anyone has ever saved an Edison penalty training. That's what the rumor goes. He never misses. So Edison is legit one of our best penalty takers. So, you know, I mean, if it was a Champions League final or like a FA Cup final, we got a penalty shoot out and that I'd be having Edison on pens. And by the way, that penalty that he took the other night was so high pressure and the guy rifled it into the top things like odd into the side and like I don't get why like Edison doesn't take penalties when like Harlan's not on the pitch or something because there have been goalkeepers like it was that guy who like scored like 130 career goals is like a keeper because he took free kicks and pens in like the Brazilian. Is it? Yeah, yeah. And also Leverkusen in like the early 2000s, they're keeping us to take pens. That's mad. Yeah. So it's not just like an anomaly that never happens. Like it is a possibility. It's a possibility. But yeah, anyway, I actually wouldn't be surprised if they have preconceived the idea of like having Edison printed on a shirt. But the funny thing is is like, even if they did it 10 minutes before kick like 10 minutes before the end of the game, oh, he'd have to put the sub on. He'd have to actually play outfield for like 10 seconds. Even if it was one throw, like Edison would have to play outfield. He'd have to be outfielder. That would be such vibes. I kind of want a penalty shoot out now. I still think we'd lose the penalty shoot out from being completely honest. But just to the like, I can't even begin to imagine how many people's Twitter avatars would then become like Edison outfield. Edison outfield. It would be Edison outfield loads. Edison. And also did FIFA do them doing them ultimate team cards with like switches position. They'd definitely have an outfield Edison. It just came on at left back. They'd be like, yeah, left back Edison. That's like Edison. CDM Edison. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's definitely the thing. Is there a Walker Keeper card? Chat, was there a Walker Keeper card on FIFA? I don't play FIFA like, I don't, I've not played ultimate team for ages. So I can't remember. I can't remember. After the Champions League final, after everyone went, I was sat in, you know, I just went on, my coping was going on FIFA. I was like, I don't usually do that, but I went on FIFA. And just because of loads of people adding me on PlayStation, someone was online. I just invited one of them to a game and he batted me. After the Champions League final. Sorry, after the Champions League final, quite a final loss against Real Madrid. I sat there and I was like, I was like, right, I'm just going to play a game of FIFA with someone. And then, yeah, I invited this guy, he beat me five times. But I won once. And then after I won once, he said rematch. I was like, no, I'm out. I won the last one. I was like, yeah, I'll take it. Mica Rich is a Frank Lampard getting at it there. That's funny. Yeah, there was a Coworker goalkeeper card. Love it. Love it. Harry said, I'm so excited to watch Greeley's take on Cuccarella once all once all game. Yeah. And this is another thing, right? I don't know why. Doc, who's not starting? Yeah, I get Greeley starting in big games in that control. It is. Yeah. That is the answer. But I just feel like everyone's getting a bit hammed out, getting a bit hammed out on it. Bebash. It says Bebash. Bebash. That's a fun name. It says I'm just doing things that I'm like, that is rotting brain cells right there. It's just like going Bebash. Bebash, that's a fun name. It says Bebash, bro. Bro, I think it's a hot take from my side, but I don't like KDB and Foden starting together. I want to see Foden as the 10 and Bernard on the right wing and play cover, Rodgery Foden or cover, Rodgery KDB and Bernard on the right wing always. I kind of agree. I think that I think that Foden is effective off the left because he's he's not what it is. And when he's first broke through to the city, like that's where he played. He played off the left because we used to have Foden and Mahrez. But then obviously we've signed two left wingers, Greeley and Dockoo. So like he never plays off the left anymore. It's always off the right. And when he's off the right, I literally think he's invisible. Like I genuinely think he's invisible. Yeah, I agree. I think on that right wing, he just seems to be just a waste. It's a complete waste. But Bernardo on that right wing does well. But the thing is is like, and I know like we speak about how brilliant Foden is, which he is, but you've still got to remember like he's 23, like he got a lot of mature into doing the game and stuff and he's not reached his peak and blah, blah, blah. Bernardo like he's an experienced player. Bernardo knows how to play multiple positions. Well, like he's very flexible. He's very fluid. Also Bernardo is right footed. So like it works better off the right. Like it's just more suited to Bernardo who's like the Champions League semi quarterfinal the other day. First half man third and it was just he was invisible. And that's not that's not a criticism of Foden. It's not a folding issue. It's more of a criticism of Pep if I'm being honest, like playing him out there. It just it does not work at all playing him off the right. Like I really don't like it. I don't know. I don't think that KDB and Foden can't start together. I just think Foden and KDB have to be a double pivot 10. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I don't think the kind of start to go there. I just think it's the positions that need changing and put put Foden in there in the midfield with Phil. Phil Foden is David Silver, but he likes scoring goals. That's what he is. So I mean like David Silver wasn't much of a goal scorer. You know, obviously had the odd cracker in him, but like generally he was more about the assists.  Yeah, that sums him up. Yeah. Whereas Foden like loves goal scoring, but obviously starts like the technical ability and the dribbling and like plays great in the pockets and stuff. And anyway, for like two, three seasons, we played both David Silver and KDB every single game as two double pivot 10s together, like every single game. So we can do it. I don't know if I don't know if the reason why it's not happening this season is obviously because defensively we look like ass. So Pep's just like trying to cover his, you know, cover his tracks by having two eights. Yeah. Also, speaking of Pep, sorry, like didn't really react yesterday. Like, you know, all to all this like chickies leaving, Pep's not renewing. Oh, yeah. Can I just say, I think it's bollocks. I think all of it's bollocks. I don't think he's made his mind up. I just, I just think it's proper classic media. And also all the, all the journalists were Spanish. So I know it's bollocks. It's very, so you've got a big game at the weekend. It's, it's, it's very, you've just lost a big game. You've got a big game at the weekend.  Like, I do think you'll get asked in the post match press conference of this. Usually when it, when things like the media said goes a little wild, I think he'll get asked by one of the journalists. It was a Madrid journalist. Yeah. I'm not just saying this because I want it to happen. I think, I think pep will extend. I think pep will extend. I think he will.  But I just feel like he will. He loves it. He loves the club and he's like, yeah, I think it's bollocks. I don't think Tiki's going anywhere. I don't think that pep's going anywhere. But yeah, we'll see. Maybe that's me just obviously not wanting to believe it. Bibash, I'm sorry, mate. I know that everyone's jumping on your name now, mate. I said it was a nice name. You said it was a fun name and then now, Joe McKean saying it, it sounds like getting drunk. We went out for a session. I got a total Bibash. I think it's a great name. That's why I was like, that's a fun name. Yeah, Bibash, mate. It's a good name, mate. It's a good name. He says, Bibash is a Napoleon name. Don't make fun of it in a laughing face. Yes, it's Bibash, mate. A lot of rest, Kev, rest, Rodry, if we got B, we should have played them both. What do you want? I'm having a stroke. I don't know what I've just said. I don't, John, mate. I don't know what you do. I don't know what you put because I can't read it. A lot of rest, Kev, rest, Rodry. A lot of rest, Kev, a lot of rest, Rodry. If we got B, we should have played them both. What do you want? I've finished a stroke. I can't do this. I can't do it. A lot of rest. No, I'm not trying to read it again. Sorry, John. Sorry, John. Please remessage if it makes sense. I can't.  Or if it doesn't make sense and John's the problem. Sorry, boys. I meant mistyped. It's all right. Sorry, boys. I meant mist. It's been fun. It's been fun. I'll see you later. I'm honest to see you later. Oh, bearded monster. I'm drunk. Olly low. One stroke over the line. Olly, how many mushrooms have you had? I'm getting accused of being high. I know it's 420 cry, Kev. Oh, my God. Crying. Go get a beard to straighten yourself out. Olly, it's 420. Oh, it is 420. Is it? Is it? Yeah, it is 420. It is 420. Are you too high? We are not high. We're just getting... I feel like we're getting trolled. Olly's one puff away from trying to shoot. Like sat in the chair like this. I never want to sit like that again. Oh, man. Yeah, that was funny. Sorry, John, mate. Blame a thief, honestly. Sorry, John, mate. You didn't make sense in the first one, and then this is the one where you explain that you didn't make sense. That's the one that proper killed me. Oh, also, can we also just have CXR's last stream? Guinness 100, come on, Chelsea. Fair play, mate. Bit of an odd one, because I thought you were around Madrid finally the other night, so... Oh, yeah. I generally... Guinness 100, mate. I generally thought you was like proper Madridster. I thought you were a Madridster. Yeah, I thought you was going like big-time Madrid.  Yeah, he's just like, I want to see him lose again. He's just like, yeah, why not?  Olly paid Walter White a visit. What's up? There we go. Score predictions. Let's get back to the 40. What are the score predictions? Jack, get your score predictions in. I'm going with 2-1. That was me even, innit? It's just not very cleanly, is it? It's not good. You know what it is? You robbed the Coasters, Big Steve found them on your side. I was like, where are the Coasters? So I just put it here. Oh, yeah. Big Steve and Keith are my seat wall. 3-1. 3-1. Everyone loves a 3-1. I think it's going to be a high-scoring game. Do you? I think it's going to be 4-3. Wow, that's a classic card. I think 2-1. I think it's going to be well difficult, and I also think Cole Palmer's going to score. I just think there's something about Chelsea where they're quite open games. They're quite chaotic games this season, because Parch proper goes for it against us, and it then forces us out. Yeah, I mean, that team really play a low block. What have our prem games been against? Chelsea's season? One, I think it was 4-4. 4-4 and 3-3. Was it 3-4, 4-4 and 3-3? I think? What was the game at the 80-yard, guys? Yeah, because the Chelsea away was 4-4, wasn't it? Yeah, the Chelsea away was definitely 4-4. Because that was a wild game, that. And then the home game? 1-1. 1-1. Oh, I thought it was a high score. Still in school. Still though. Yeah, I knew we drew the game. I knew we drew the game, because we're not... We tied. We tied it. I'm Rizzy Lizzie, showing off her Americanisms. Yeah, tied. Tied. We tied. We tied the game. We tied the game. The match. Yeah, so... You know what one thing I quite like about American? The fact that draws just don't exist. I actually quite... I rate it... So we're not just always gonna lose? Yeah. Yeah. I don't really know how you do it in football though, because like it's not... Most... Pretty much all American sports are like high-scoring like... Like games, aren't they? Like... You can't really play. I don't...  No, we have ties. No, you don't. Don't lie to me about your country, Rizzy Lizzie. You can join American football. Can you? I thought there was always like overtime or whatever. Or maybe just because I watched the Super Bowl to be fair, I guess. Oh yeah, we're watching like a final, innit? But in basketball you can't. Basketball is always like... I think it's like three minutes of overtime or something. Yeah, I just think it's quite fun. I think it's quite fun. I don't know how you do it in the prem though.  NHL is sick, the fights are funny, so it's so much. NHL, that's hockey league, innit? Yeah. I've never watched that in my life. But I imagine it is a big like... I imagine it is sick to go to it. I'm not sure if I'd watch it on TV. All he inhales is an entire vape before this. But he knows me too well. Yeah, factually correct. Factually accurate. Plugged into a vape last night. But today... Coal Palmer? Oh no, because I've just realised... I don't know what Chelsea lineup is. I genuinely have no idea. And if Coal Palmer's starting, Coal Palmer's scoring, in fact. Chelsea lineup? Yeah, real score against us, 100%. Petrovich in net. Malogosto. Thiago Silva. Chalaba and Cuccarella. Chalaba is another fun name. Chalaba is a fun name. It's nice to say... Chalaba. Chalaba. Chalaba. Enzo Fernandez and Caesado at the CDMs. Madueke, Conagalliga and Coal Palmer. And then it's... Michael Jackson's up top. Nicholas Jackson. Nicholas Jackson. I'm not getting into... Yeah, so, yeah. Michael Jackson's up top. Which stinks because I actually don't rate him. Michael Jackson. Not my... Nicholas Jackson. Nicholas Jackson. Yeah, I don't rate it. John says, sorry boys, I mistyped my messages as Stella's working, been out since dinnertime. That's what we like, John. God, John, mate. That's what it's about. What was the question? I don't know if it was a question. I was just saying I don't rate it with Nicholas Jackson. And then, well, Chelsea have gone strong. Are you sure you're not high? Yeah, I'm very sure. I'm feeling more high since people have said that I'm high. It's making me think like, yeah, I do feel quite high. Even though I'm not. I think we're progressively getting worse as we're coming into share. And it all started with this. Remember for next time, that's what killed us.  Good batches in both games. You can see Gallagos, Marts, Rodgery, but in both game stones aren't there. Today isn't the big extra man in midfield. That's very, very true. Kind of like I just seem to just stay on Rodgery. So if a stone can push up into midfield, then that's chill. That's chill. You know, it's as funny as Guinness. Oh, Love United hate man cheating. That makes sense. That makes sense. Love it. Fair play, mate. That makes sense. Yeah. It's an illness. Shedvid 19. That's what we've got. Shedvid 19. Shedvid. Guys, if you sit loose today, then you have to support Chelsea for four weeks and I don't want that to happen. Why do you have to do that? That's a bit odd. That's a very strange move. Why do you have to do that? But the ear. The ear. Yeah, that's... I mean, I don't think you've signed up to a good cause there. The reason why is because I made a bet. Hussain. Weird bet. Hussain, I don't... I don't hate Alvarez, brother. I don't hate Alvarez. That is not a thing. It's not a thing. He always... He roasts me all the time and says that I hate Alvarez. When I don't hate Alvarez, it just... Sometimes he plays bad. Sometimes he may be good. Sometimes he may be good. Sometimes he's Zola. Whatever his name is. Zola. What? I thought you said Frankie. Do that. Gargantzola. Gargantzola. He looks like Ben Stiller. He does. He does. He's aging like Ben Stiller, isn't it? Yeah. He looks exactly like Ben Stiller. Oh my God. You're making me laugh. It's just the randomness of things. Gosh. My voice will not be working until the next stream. I've got a super chat here. Right. From Rio. With the fives. He says, Justine. I've got a big smile on my face. Justine. Justine on Justine. Just... Justine. Madness. I feel like I'm living ground on day here. Justine. Manchester City want Jabi Alonso as their new manager if Pep does not renew. Source Diario AS. Who's Diario AS? Shit source.   Oh, well, there you go then. Sorry, Rio. Yeah. Not Bob. I'd take Jabi. I don't think Pep will leave that. So... Yeah, to a fair, Jabi Alonso also has a release clause in his contract for 2025. So, potential. But yeah, Diario AS is a terrible source. Sorry. It's a terrible source. I won't look into it too much. San Cusane, sorry, but we need you to lose, brother. You'll never walk alone. Why would Liverpool need us to lose? It doesn't really affect you. You're not in the competition. Oh, yeah, yeah. Why do you want us to lose? There's no real beef in that, is there? Yeah. Lot of numbers for RGS. A 31, 43, 28, 51, 63. I already know that's not it. I have numbers saved. Oh, we have numbers. I have numbers saved. And what's the prize? San Cusane. What's San Cusane? I guess we'll have to decide that. So, Alan San Cusane. Maybe. Greenish. What, that? No, they're not having anything. Oh, right. I was about to say. Ah, brother. These are odds. We'll not take their odds. These are hours. No, no, they can get a San Cusane, isn't it? Right. Jeremy McKeown, here's your fortune. Oh, God. It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime. That's not really a fortune, is it? That's just more a statement. It's also very possible that you won't. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's a nothing statement. The whole, it's very possible kinds of ruin, like ruins it. If it says you will achieve greatness in your lifetime, that's a fortune. It's like predicting that you'll achieve greatness. It's very possible. It's very possible you get hit by a bus. It's not really a fortune, is it? You might not.  At least that one made sense. Lizzie made sense, yeah. I said, if I'm yesterday, good for you, mate. Yes, yes, mate. I'll back it. If you're going to be a glory on set, at least do it off the back of a defeat. Yeah, fact. Why not? Yes, yes. Lizzie, Lizzie, your dream will come true when you least expect it. There you go. What happened to party 69? I actually just wear that top for football now. I own it and just wear it for football. And every time I play in that shirt, I actually play well. So I think it's cursed for watching matches, but it's, I get, do you know what I mean? What season shirt was it? This season's it. It's the, that one. No, no, it's that one with party 69 on the back. Has it got this on the back? No, it's not on that one. I mean, that's just the spare. Who got you party 69? Hugh. Hugh turned up to the shed ones with the top. It was when the kit first came out. At the top, it said party 69 on the back. What? And I was like, why have you done this to me? He was like, funny me. So he just bought, spent like nine quid on the top just for a bit of banter. Yeah, he got himself a top and got me a top. Are there actual Maltese's in that bag, by the way? Yeah, he's on top. Oh my gosh, more than you can possibly imagine. I want some Maltese's. I told him yesterday I was like, yeah. Oh my. It's really easy. It's a share bag. Oh, cute in it. How are you guys celebrating 90K? By getting to 100. By getting to 100. I like that. That's how we celebrate 90K. These fortunes are arse, yeah. You're not wrong. Do we want to catch it? Oh! Big sue. Very surprised that I managed to do that considering. Considering your current state. Olly, Olly stoned. Olly stoned. Oh, the teams are walking out. Oh yeah, the thing is, the countdown's kickoff. Because the countdown's kickoff's not there, I don't have like a sense of time anymore. I've literally got a phone and 11 minutes past five. Mate, we have four minutes till kickoff. That's gone rapid. And we spent about 40 minutes of them, of this stream. Would not know what anyone's saying. Sorry, I've just seen Buddy's message.  You can pause that, mate. Pause. Pause on that. Yes, just kidding, mate. Do you think the Prem will take all your stolen glory and relegate yours when you get found guilty of cheating? I'm not arsed. Honestly, I'm not arsed. Because you can't take away the experiences that we've had end of the day. Astrid, is it all you want?  I think we'll get away with it. I think I... I'm out of the way. I love the way you said that.  I actually think we're sound. I'm not giving my actual opinions.  No, I don't know if we are. I don't know if we are, but... It's all lol cheers. Yes, just told me. Jordan, see what Jerry said? That's my dream come true. I didn't see what Jerry said. Oh, JP's showing up on an ounce in his birthday suit. Yeah. Dijon mustard. Dijon mustard. White people just named foods today. That's fair play, mate. Yes, yes, with the twos. How do you rate this lineup? Very, very strong. I like the team that we put out there. It's serious. It's very strong. However, extra time will obliterate this team. Players like Kevin that will not do 90 minutes in this game. Surely. He's on the bench today. That's a good point, that. So, bench-wise, today, Edison's on the bench, which is good for the pens. Rubin Diaz, Vardio, Sergio Gomez, Mateus Nunes, Rico Luis, Convissic, Oscar Bob and Docky. Guinness, mate, saying, Ha, ha, ha, I actually like you guys. Sense of humour. You just don't care. I like you too, Guinness, mate. If you're going to have a hater, at least have a hater you can have a laugh with. That's what it's all about. Very, very true. I love people calling us cheats. It's funny. Good crack. Joy-de-party naked tech support on demand. If we go to pens we're cooked. I agree. If we go to pens, it's over. You know what I mean? It's Jova. It's not good. All your thoughts on iron brew taste like cough syrup. It's alright. It's alright, iron brew. It's not my goal to an iron brew, you know. Like if I go into Shapa, I don't go, Oh, I love it. I fancy an iron brew, me. Like, but then if I'm... The Scottish. It is one. That's why he's asking, because obviously, Oh, yeah. Scott Siles in Glasgow, doesn't he? And I've got the Scottish Magick. Scottish Magick. Did you ever watch Fresh Me? Yes. Howard. Howard, yeah, yeah. Howard. You know what, I was... Yeah, like the thickest Scottish accent. I was very late to Fresh Me. I'm trying to be careful about saying that, and then I literally watched it about three months ago. Really? Yeah, yeah, didn't... We've trapped Whitehall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's sick, innit? Honestly, it's one of my favourite series that I was the whole thing. I binged it in like three days. Mint. Cheers. Cheers, guys. I don't hate yous. What are you cheese? Top banner though. I appreciate it, Guinness. Have a good weekend. Yes, yes, mate. I hope you're not gonna get battered tomorrow, lad. Who's it? Coventry? Yes. Up the coven, eh? Oh, here's a question for you, Guinness.  Do you reckon that Ten Harg is your manager come the start of next season? Or do you reckon? I think he's on board timey. I think in summer they'll bin him off. I think basically... I think that the club's probably already made the decision that they're gonna part ways with him at the end of the season. Yeah, I think they've gone, season's a rip. Just may as well stick with him, no point changing now. See where Alfari gets in the competition. If he wins it, buzz in, a nice farewell. And then, yeah. That with Van Hal, isn't it? Yeah, same with Van Hal, innit? It's like, it's gonna be done at the end of the season. Do you remember Van Hal went to lay on the floor? Who did that thing when he lay on the floor? That's weird.  Wembley, do you have Freddy's at Wembley? But they didn't even say anything.  And then he didn't reply to me. And I looked at his story. And he didn't really get Wembley. Freddy is the most rogue person that I know on the show. He just does things. He just does things but doesn't say anything. The amount of times that like, we've been expecting him at the shed. We're like, I wonder when Freddy's gonna be here. Anything to check Instagram. And this is what I've had in the three months since I've joined City Extra. Once, more than once actually, on more than one occasion, he's just been at hospitality at the game. Like once we were like, where's Freddy? Looked at his Instagram. He was in the tunnel club. We're like, right, okay, sure. The roguest one though, was when I was like, where's Freddy? Checked Instagram. He was in Spain. In Spain, yeah. He was in Mallorca. What? He didn't tell either of us that he was going. Going on holiday. He was just like, just in Mallorca. Mad guy. Chelsea came forward then at first. Kukrila getting down. Getting forward, sorry. Getting down. Sounds like he's done a dance. I have genuinely just got nervous. Just now, just like all hit me a minute in. Straight away, nerves. I'm not nervous. Maybe if you'd like to sync up the timers. Obviously we have the time at the bottom with the new scoreboard. And also this stream is sponsored by HelloFresh. Oh, it's a poor kick. Oh, good tackle though. Well, this stream is sponsored by HelloFresh. You can use code Cextra2024. You can get 6% off. You get 6% off your first box. And then you get 20% off the next two months. And three desserts for life. What? Three desserts for life. Three desserts for life. I ain't even chatting. It's three desserts for life. That's sick, that. Jengu pot things. Oh, I love them. The little mountain in the middle ones. Yeah, they're lovely. Bloody lovely. Happy doing that. Yeah, so link in the description. Go check out HelloFresh. Yes, yes, professional Unite Emory. I just love that. That's now your name. I think he's stuck with it. I think. Yeah, he's stuck with it for at least like a couple of weeks or so. Yeah, yeah, I reckon he's got 30 days and then he can change it again. Freddie is fired. No more oil money for him. Yeah, fresh idea, right? Just give us the oil money. Give us the oil money. Give us the oil money. Freddie doesn't need it. HelloFresh banging. HelloFresh is very good. It opens up your inner Michelin star chef. I love Hussain trying to bait us there because I nearly read that out. I've very nearly read that out. I'd have read that out if you didn't say that. You should have left that and then let me read it out. I want to read it now just to hear what it sounds like, but I'm not going to. Oh, no, I can change it. You just been lazy. I don't want to get paused. Yeah, you need to just, you need to wait, Emory, mate. Good evening. Good evening. Canjie going forward. That's a foul ref. Canjie's gone down. We can't. What is that? What has he done to his?  I'd say he needs to touch grass, but he's literally touching grass and we're in a dungeon. It's folding playing in the mid. To be honest. I've not watched the second of this game. I'm not sure. Also, today is 250th appearance. Rodries for Manchester. So a lot of games, mates. A lot of games. He just keeps hitting me every, like, 10 minutes or so. How grim I feel. Yes, yes, Elizabeth. Five hours just since it up. We're watching both of you two. Yes, yes. Hope you're good. Hope you're all Elizabeth. Can't be any worse than me. That's for sure. Oh, Chelsea, you're messing about with it. But that's twice I've done that. To answer your question, tonight needs to sling his hook. Says Guinness. I think I think a lot of United fans have been in agreement.  A professional Unai Emerit. People in your surroundings will be more cooperative than usual. That's kind of black mainly. Yeah, a little bit weird that one, mate. But yes, yes, Craig. Hope you're good, mates. Craig, the OG goat. The OG goat. Bogey, yes, yes. Lars, did I miss something? Nothing yet, really. Chelsea being a bit dangerous on the ball, though. They're taking risks. City trying to capsize on it, but nothing really happened, to be honest. I looked like the elephant man in that walks cam. Oh, I didn't even know I did one. I always forget we need another screen. Another one. Another one. Get some water in your lap.  You are hydrating. Yes, yes, kidnapped Joe. Hello, JP. Hello, Ollie. Really sad over the draw against Madrid, but City the best team in the world. Let's go, baby booze. And let's go, my club city. Yes, yes. That is, that is good. That is, that is good. Liquid goblin, thirsty. That is funny. Always. There's a switch over to this other side. And then City just trying to keep ball. Someone just said there that they're trying to set up to basically part the bus against us, but I don't know why they would, though, to knock out a game. I mean, they might be thinking, they might be looking at Chelsea and going, get these as far, like, into the game as late as possible because they're going to be knackered and then we'll switch it up and pound. The first time was so nice. He had to do it twice. That's one of the worst things that AJ said ever, ever. Here's a question. I know someone said about 90K a couple minutes ago. What do you reckon we'll do for 100K? Party in Manchester. Party. Yeah, higher out of place. Party. Oh, already, already been thinking logistics a bit. Oh, nice. Party in Manchester, where everyone's invited, we'll have to get door staff because we'll need people to get ID'd because can't be having no light. We can't be having, like, a lot of the kids turn up in it. Oh, great. Well, Ian, what a tackle that is.  No, he's not. Oh, he's not? Good. City vs Chelsea, 17-15. Yes, yes, it's a score reminder, mate. Then come to America for 100K party here, then we'll just go to everywhere and do another one. We'll do a World Tour. A World Tour, yeah. City CX World Tour. Do you think it can? Do you push further forward or just stay back, Jack? It depends on the way that Pet wants to run it. That's poor. Oh, poor from Walker. What a surprise. Oh, there's a ball in behind. Straight at El Tega. Mate, Walker giving the ball away then. Can't be doing that. He's a prick, Walker. The thing is, in that Real Madrid game, he came into it in the second half and he was all right. But there, that's just poor. That's still, that's just thing. I think time for him to get out of the start on 11, to be honest. I think in Summable Death, I think Frimpong, I think given recent performances as well, that'll push it even more to go to go for Frimpong. Yes, yes, Guinness says, when you guys got promoted to Prem all those years back, I went town and celebrated for you with all my blue mates. It was a top night. It's a fair, fair.  Yeah, I bet that would have been good. That's a good ball there. Is that not a foul there? He's pushed in the back. No. Enzo. Into Cole Palmer.  It just seems so weird. This, I think, actually, chat. And Madwreck, he hits it wide. It's going to be a corner. That's a good question for, obviously, we'll speak about it now. But chat gave all of this. The Wembley semi-final, should that be a thing or not? Smaller clubs, because they're going to get to the semi-final, but it takes so much out of it. It should be at a neutral ground. Like, they used to do that. No, the semi-final, I just think it should be a normal. Just standard. Yeah, too fair. Just a normal game. There's no other competition in the world where you have the semi-final at a neutral ground. But then, yeah, because it's only one leg though, isn't it? Like, it's a semi-final. So there's a quarter-final. Yeah, I get what you're saying. But yeah, now you are right. You are right. And then it's just on the draw, isn't it? Like, who gets home? I just think semi-final at Wembley is not it. It's not it. JP, you're losing weight. I'm worried about you. You're on that glow-up season. I'm jealous. It's because I'm wearing black, mate. Black is slimming. Other than that, you weren't like, oh, yeah, no, I have lost a few pounds.  Still fat, mate. Just wearing black. Oh, no, don't be mean to yourself, JP. You're bulking, that's what it is. Yeah, it is. I'm preparing for winter, isn't it? You know what I mean? It's not even summer yet and I'm preparing for winter.  I invite you all to my shows, isn't it? When I say all, I just mean you, don't I? Nothing. Yes, it's not. See that penalty sheet with Chelsea the day. Not good from Mad Waker. Oh, when he tries to take the pen from Palmer. And Jackson's will be fair. Mad. JP creating, yeah. JP on the pole at the city, actually, by a fact. Oh, damn right. 100 percent. 100 percent. Short corner. 100 percent. Short corner. Alvarez. Balling. Yeah, I rate the, I rate the idea. Yeah. Kind of felt like Alvarez wasn't going to cross it in for it. Like, it's took ages, yeah, to actually put the ball in. There is a different row of all your shows. Not if you get there first, Jerry, mate. Yes, your score reminder. Rends a beating dance. All the other Scottish mukbang at 100. Do you know what? Right. I read all the shows playing out from the back. I really hate the word mukbang. What? I don't know what it is. No, I don't know what muk. No, I don't know what it is. Just mukbang. It doesn't sound like what it is. It sounds like it should be something else. I don't want to sound uneducated, but what is a mukbang? It's like when joined people eat on stream. Oh, is it? They film themselves and eat loads of food. What am I doing a mukbang right now, then? Is this a mukbang? Am I a mukbang? Without realising it. Am I banging my muk? No. No. Right here in front of all you lovely people. Am I mukbanging? Yes. All you mukbang, yeah, all just as you asked. You are banging your muk.  They're mukbangalong. Moisty mukbang. Oh, man. Want a mukbang? Yeah, I reckon commentary or beat is... I actually don't. I think I think United... I think it... Are you talking to? Nathan, he said, I reckon poverty city beat United. But yeah, I reckon United. I pray so much that commentary city beat United. Yeah. It would just be so... It'd be so funny. So, so, so, so, so, so funny. Oh, there's a slip back again from Walker. Not it. Not it. It needs to recover. It's the bad at football. It's a kind of Gallagher, switches it out. To Gusto. Gusto. Gusto. But Gusto? No. Hello, Fresh. Yes. What an ad. What an ad. What an ad. What an ad. Did Gusto give you free desserts? No, no, no, no, no. Hello, Fresh. Do you use our link? Every single time I look at car walker, this season on a football pitch, I just think, how are you captain? It's pretty mad, especially with the stuff that is done. It blows my mind. Genuinely blows my mind. I do not know if there's anyone less suited to be captain in this team. I genuinely think Phil Foden will make a better captain. It is mental to me. I recall Lewis giving the captain's arm band at that point. It's, I do not get it. Kid Nacho says, chat, let's take a moment to spam the views for the work on JP doing the channel. We shall thank you, our lords, for contributing to our daily happiness. Thank you, lads. You're good people, no homo. Yes, yes, mate. I appreciate that a lot. That's a nice message.  There's a big switch as well.  And reset. Kev.   Oh, no. Oh, no. You know what, as well, as soon as that went in, it was so obvious that he was going to take it around the keeper. Like so obvious. Oh, that was such good play. He knew straight away he was going to take it around the keeper. He could have just shot. Yeah, he should have shot. That ball from Kevin De Bruyne is incredible. What a ball that is. Kukarela, mate. He doesn't even know where he is. He rounds the keeper, but the issue is, nothing. He's going for like a chip with his right foot. Yeah. There's no one in the box. Oh, that's poor, Kev. That is poor. Oh, that was a chance. Big chance. First big chance in the game, that. Yeah, first big chance. Yeah, first big chance. And shock at City, not taking our chances. That pass from Kevin De Bruyne is unreal. Like, should have just little dinky touch there, right foot. Yeah, yeah. Turn it on into the corner. It's that other touch there that kills him. Yeah, he should have just, he should have shot there. Yeah, but I haven't taken another touch. He should have just hit it with his right foot. Yeah. Unfortunate. What would it go again? It was to say, here in the shed. Sam says, thoughts on garlic bread. I like garlic bread, mate. It's nice. Oh, garlic bread. Cheesy garlic bread. Oh, that's nice. That's lovely. Turn on that. Absolutely lovely. Absolutely delicious. Bore off again. Who is it? I don't know. Jackson. Oh, Jackson. Hee-hee. What's the line up? Just getting down for it. Here you go, Trammy. You've got Otagre in it. You've got Walker, Acangy Stones, and Nathan Ackes back. Rodry, surprisingly starting with Kevin De Bruyne and Bernardo Silva, and Alvarez Grealishan folding up top. Professional in I am rate with the fives appreciating, mate. Walker can f**k on off back to Spurs with his Spursy DNA. Car Walker got to go with how out of form he is. Why can't we buy goals? It's insane. I don't want Walker gone. I mean, like... I don't want Walker gone. At this point in a place created that you love or have loved watching, it's difficult because Car Walker is our best ever right back. He's the best right back in the history of the Premier League. He's absolutely elite like as a player. Like he's amazing. But the couple things about any player is that eventually that form starts to fade as they get older and it's like, you know, that's just an that's a natural thing that happens. And I think that's what we're seeing this Walker like this season with Car Walker. Is Car Walker this season that she seems like all that he's got is his pace. The basics of defending are like flying out the window. He looks lackluster. He looks like he's like concentration levels are falling. It's just not looking good. It looks like sort of... It looks like he's getting on a bit. Yeah. And I wouldn't sell him at all. I wouldn't sell him. I think for me, Car Walker, the issue is the simple stuff that's stressing me out on Car Walker. Yeah, but that's what I mean is I think that's the basics that have fallen away for a minute. That's the signs of like you playing days are like on the down slope because you just like the stuff that used to be so easy is just like, oh, I made a mistake there. I'd have never made that mistake. I think I remember Ben Foster speaking about it on his podcast. You know, because obviously he like started the season with Wrexham and then retired. I was like eight games because like he just kept conceding goals. Yeah. And he said he was just like... He pretty much said in this clip I was conceding goals that like I had never of conceding. I just started to notice that like my body just like... Oh Chelsea going forward or no one's there. Okay. My body was just not doing the things that I wanted it to do and used to be able to do. It's just like it just wasn't happening. Yeah. So it was like I just had to retire because I was costing the team loads. That makes sense. And I think that's what's happened with Kyle. Like I said, I wouldn't get rid of him. I'd probably like keep him for another year, maybe another year or two, but like as a squad player. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know what we did with Fernandino or it's like we bought in rugby. Yeah. Yeah. It was obviously there to like be the guy. But he can learn from... He was able... He had the time to learn from Fernandino. Yeah. Bring him Pringpong. Give him like a year or two to learn from Walker. Learn from the best right back of his generation. Definitely. And then... I do think it is time for new blood to come in in that position. Yeah. And then when he's... I mean he's 32, isn't he? It's like when he's like 33, 34, another season as a squad player or another season or two. It depends what he's happy with. And then I reckon I want to go to Sheffield. Like he's always said, he wants to go back to Sheffield, you know what I mean? So... Yeah. Yes. Yes. George Homme. Not just Homme, but George Homme. Big brother. Golden goat, mate.  Not seeing you for a while. Hope you're good, George Homme, mate. Hope everything's going well for you. Walker Hate. Where's Walker Hate coming from? I think it's just because it's because he's been... Is that a poor 18 minutes in this and also in Madrid, he had a poor start to that as well. He did come into the Madrid game, so hopefully this is the same. We're after Frimpong, apparently. Yeah, Guinness, mate. I think a lot of teams will be. We're after Fringing. Oh, Fringing. I just read it was Frimpong. We're after Fringing. I'm assuming it means Frimpong. Yeah. I seen someone a minute ago say you wronged that read. Oh, a ball. Greelish. Oh, ball to Alvarez. I shouldn't have got so gasped about that. Oh, he's done him. Oh, he's blocked. I think he was blocked by KDB. Yeah, I think KDB. Offside. Oh, has it been confirmed that we are getting Frimpong? No, but he does have a £35 million release clause. Sorry, that's the offside. That's the offside. This is the offside now. Oh. What's our passing accuracy like? I've not seen it, to be honest, mate. Oh, yes, I've heard it. Apparently, he's a good mate. We're after Frypong. Chelsea. He's giving the ball away there. He needs to get in the second balls there. Walk across the reverse. So that's... I was thinking, did Ollie die? I think he might have just fell off a little bit. I think... The state... He went up a stage in how Grimmy feels for a good second then. Ollie crashed in it, do you have any? I just opened up... I didn't even realise that. Task manager. I hadn't said anything for about a minute and I literally just sat there like this. Ollie not responding. Have you been on holiday, Ollie? Me and Ollie went to Madrid and I got very, very, very, very sunburned. But now I'm looking. I'm looking very brown. Yeah, you are. But I'm very peely as well. I'm very pe... I'm peelying now. Professional Ollie of my era. I'm not a sad mate. I'm violently, violently hungover. So you don't know about tonight, no? No. Not a chance. We want Ding Dong to replace walks. Score reminder, do me a favour, mate. What scores the bulletin match? I've just come from there. Have you? From Middlebrook. Oh, have you? My friend, Conny, was playing there today and outside the bulletin ground. Playing what? That guitar. That's what I was watching last night and then tonight is the bulletin. I was going again after the match, doing a little set after the match, which was pretty sick. Bulletin's starting to pain him in the stuff. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I know we went to the retail park, had a wagamon as 2-0 bulletin. 2-0 bulletin? Yes, yes, get in. No, I'm so gasped. Oh, luckily a bad touch there from Endo. Still got it, though. Yeah, but he was... Yeah, he's killed the counter. Yeah, it could have been a lot worse. Nice, well read there, but he's gone straight back to him. But it's at Ortega.  Yeah, I mean, it's not the best of games for the first 22 minutes. I'm not going to lie. Three points off all about the promotion. Yeah, I know bulging me. I know they're doing bits. If we go pens... Who put that? If we go pens again, I want Alvarez, Foden, Edison and Rajry. What about the fifth one, mate? Or was it taken for? Will it be over in four? I feel physically hungover. I physically feel hungover looking at Ollie. Could never be me. I hope that one day that just changes. Yeah, and then I have to get them all the time then. Yeah, like... It's so funny if you just won't... Like, how, though? It's so funny that you're saying this because last night, my cousin Mike was trying to do the same thing. He was like, I just don't understand. I was like, I don't understand either. But do you not think that you should tell someone? Like a doctor? Doctor, I think I might have a serious issue. I don't get hangovers. Well, no. And I can continue to say something. I don't want no one to fix me. You know what I mean? Doctor, Doctor, please fix me. I'm not saying you want to be fixed, but I'm more just saying that, like, it might be a sign of something else. And yeah, that's what I was saying last night. They're like, you could have something really wrong with you and that's what's stopping the hangovers. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe I am just him and then what they're going to do now is... If I go to the doctor, he's going to take my DNA and then do... Well, they might do that. I might do, like, in them zombie films, someone always has the cure. I think I might have the cure for hangovers in my blood. So, like, I'm the protected one. Oh, right. I'm just going to have a little kit for a minute. Hangovers in your 30s are brutal.  Yeah, well, I'm 30 this year and I still hangover free. Are we allergic to shots or what? Says Roberta. Yeah, fact. A GP, if you've got the cure for my resumes in us, absolutely not. Do you like that one? Yeah. I watched that the first time I saw it, about 10 times and I could not stop laughing. Is it the weirdest thing? I'm going to have to watch it now. Yeah, chat. Oh, really? For people who are not in the UK, we've got a game show called The Chase. Is it a feathers? The U.S. Chase? Put it to the mic. So, for some reason, the chaser asks the contestants if they like Star Wars. And they say, yeah. And he just... He just starts making that noise. I know this makes no sense to people. I'll show everyone the clip, by the way. I was not putting it next to the mic. You obviously are not going to be able to see that clearly, but... Oh, whoa. I was just... It just doesn't make sense why he did it. He was doing a tube agri-impression. It's horrendous. Oh, Jesus. I actually cried. That is funny. Oh, my God. Ball in. Oh, it's cleared. Good ball as well to Nathan. Does Ollie know that it's a game going on? Absolutely not. You wouldn't think so, would you? You wouldn't think.  Every time. Did you know that? Every time I think about it, I'm going... It makes me laugh again. Do you know what you remind me of now? Is Pedro Pascal, where he's laughing and crying. He just starts laughing and into a cry. That's what it was. Chakri-lish. Oh, no way we can't score. Oh, Bernardo. First time I have a drunk presenter on City Extra. I'm actually not drunk. That's the thing is... No, you could be. I could still be drunk, to be honest. It could be. This could be last night's based on the system. Just joined looking to see a good score show. A good score. Now I'm seeing a laughter show. Yeah. Look, we bring the vibes. We bring the vibes as well as the football content. I am sorry. I feel really bad for everyone watching because you guys are here to actually enjoy what's wrong and speak about the massive game that's happening in Man City season. And my hangover is just absolutely shitting on all of that. But it is what it is, isn't it? We're all a community here. It's vibes, isn't it? It's vibes. We're all having a laugh together. Come for the football stage for the comedy. That's right, Jerry McEw. Yes, Jerry McEw knows. He knows. I know what he loves. Jordan Rothwell, I need an explanation as to why your arse was there on my timeline, bro. Like, man, it had a perfect recoil. No wonder men love you. I saw a couple of people retweet that. And like, someone retweeted it, saying like, the recoil, damn. People will first drop over anything. It was like, if you're going to sit there, and they're going to show me every Jordy Paulie's arse, it was like, you need to touch ground. Yeah, yeah. And if you're looking at my arse, if you have to watch, if you watch that multiple times, you need to think about yourself.  It wasn't my proudest wank. That's not what you told me.  Oh, it just has to be done. It just has to be. He's actually messed it up. He's actually messed it up. He is not a real footballer. That was terrible. There was even Michael Jackson moonwalking. Get round the keeper. I'm an open net and then somehow not score. I don't know where he came from or anything. He just appeared in this Chelsea side.    Also, big up Clara and Guinness, by the way, saying love the random comedy. It's a great show. Appreciate it. Massively appreciated. Glad you find me sort of just like having a mental breakdown on screen for the funny, which it is. I love it. It's the sort of things that I feel in into us post-night, like the super chat, John Grogan trying to speak to us before and it all going like. Who's trying to read that fortune? Yeah, like it's all just, it's all mad. Yes, yes, you're saying recipes angry man. Yeah. And I've seen it in the day. It's wild. That very unexpected. I also seen Ashtrad Wet do a video. You've seen it.  I also think that's really disrespectful. Oh, Kevin Abroad. Oh, we can't go home. Yeah. I actually think it's really. And then she's like backing up saying, what do you mean it's disrespectful? I'm doing it because I realized his content. No, you don't.  Yeah. And then going up to it, dropping flowers there. What are you talking about? Like, and then you clearly doing that for the clout and then they sent me just getting Ashtrad Wet. She'll make money off the views and the video.  Greelish. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It just doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. Check her Twitter side and you'll see it. I just think it was bearish. She's respectful. She's deleted by now, though. I would off. Do you know what I mean? PR wise, if I was her mate, I'd have been like, get that off. Funnily enough, I ate Calvin actually mentally the day as well. Yeah, but. Yeah. Oh, Bottle Arcade was too much on it. Too much on it. I also don't think that was on. I should wet better ball control than Jackson. Yeah.  I couldn't hear him. Oh, because I was in like, I was listening to Connors gig and then you was voicing. I was like, yes. Try a little joke when you put it to your ear. Yeah. I love that. I can't wait to listen to I was thinking about that before, actually. I was like, oh, I didn't listen to them. That's where Greelish has a different air style every game. It's his style, isn't it? And yes, yes, Eric. Hey, guys. I mean, Hawaii and ESPN isn't working. Overall, how are we playing? A lot of possession for city, which is standard susceptible to the counter attack, which is also standard. They should have scored then Jackson went through. We should have scored before. Folder went through other than that. Not really much chances. Only three attempts for city and two attempts. Chelsea. But Chelsea do look sloppy on the ball. They just give the ball away now again. But kind of walk is a bit sus as well. We've got the ball on the right side of an arrow. So we're just chilling on the ball a little bit here. Oh, that's nice. It's kind of all. No, it's not. It's a goal kick. Speaking of, I should wear.  I don't. I don't think so. I think she's got a weird looking face. I probably still would, though, for the boys. You know what I mean? You do. For the content. You do. Shall I break wall for the boys? Yeah. I know you, JP. No, I just don't think she's very fit. No, she's not very fit. Personal opinion, personal preference, but not for me. And also just a personality. Oh my gosh, it's like, Jesus, try being sane. JP wanting to replace LB with LB, L Brooke. Yeah, I was like, I was like, there's no room for one LB. And it's not Lewis. I'd rather LB. I'd rather LB. Yeah, definitely. LB is fitter than that I should wear, definitely. Yeah, she's got a weird personality. She came home, I took the other day and was like, saying, if you have a car of finance, then nope. Right, saying that she'd never touched guys with car of finance. So I was like, yeah, I'm out of the equation anyway. I should wear. Why? I don't know. That's a very specific. It's very specific. It's really specific. Like, she could meet the nicest, hottest guy in the world, you. Stop it. I actually don't have a car of finance. Yeah, because she could meet the nicest, hottest guy in the world. And then he goes, oh, I've got a car of finance. She's like, yeah, that's so random. Yeah. That's such a random, I guess, ick. That's what they call it, isn't it? An ick, yeah. Oh, balling behind. Balling goose toast. Gusto Box is passing it in, but it's a poor ball. And we just give the ball away again. Oh, Walker's been so donkey today. So, so donkey. I don't know who these people are, but I'd do JP for the boys. Oh, man. George, I'm saying this is the conversation that I came for. Oh, I'm back and getting Sidney Sweeney on City Extra. I'm backing it. Get it done. Science seal delivered. I'm yours. I couldn't be there for that. I genuinely, like, melt. I'd have a breakdown. I don't think I'd be able to. I'd be like the guy for Chase. I've tried speaking. You'd be like, no words would come out.  That'd be your, do you like Star Wars?  No, I genuinely, I'm Sidney Sweeney, man. My days. Yeah. Ollie dribbling stream. I'd introduce Sidney Sweeney to Lucy's parents. That's how Sidney Sweeney is. Liam T. Mike Oliver's mum cuts his hair. That is funny. What a shot from Rod Drey. This is such a banter football game, this. Jeez. Yes, yes, Riku mate. 10 months.  Bigot from Finland. Yes, yes, from Finland. Riku, mate. We were poor, man. We were poor. That's why that 3-3 game or 4-4 game, whatever it was, we should, we were chaos. It's just defensively. Just defensively. So poor.  Lucy's parents would tip their cap to you. Yeah, honestly, they would. And they'd be like, yeah, fair play. I think Lucy would be like, yeah, fair play. Yeah, she'd be like, go for it. Yeah. I think that has to be a whore pass, wouldn't it, Jammy? Have to be, wouldn't it? Yeah. That's good. That's good play from Chelsea. They showed up at the city extra shed and was just like, take me out for dinner. Oh, nearly terrible defending there. Got away with it. Then, yeah, I don't think, no complaints. Is it the same if, like, Ryan Gosling showed up or whatever and was like, I want to take you missed out? They'd be like, yeah, go for it, mate. Yeah. So have you got a signature number? Why not? Someone just make this game stop already. Oh, Col Palmer.  Oh, that should have scored. That turn from Col Palmer, that was so quick. Like, ah, he sent everyone. That was unreal from Col Palmer.  No, I don't think it's cool. Because he united, man. It was. Game's so boring, JP's having a negative fit in his brain.  MZC kid, are you, are you my daughter's boyfriend, the boyfriend?  Benadol silver free kick and pen heart in me. Oh, yeah, dream of that free kick, Benadol silver did. Oh, it's recent. I don't know. I don't know if you've run about in this game or there was a game recently where Benadol silver took a free kick and it was horrendous. Kevin's daddy's asking the rest to blow the whistle for the far rather than play on his soul dead. These players are knackered, I'm telling you. I'm so surprised that Pep's gone so strong. Because I don't think these players, I think these have been better to make an impact later on in the game if you needed them. Not start on from the off. JP, thoughts on Olly loving you more than your ex-boyfriend? Any advices? What? I don't have an ex-boyfriend. Any advices? Advices. Any advices? Si, you know what I mean? That's just as bad as your thing, that. Your fortune. These players look hungover. Get me on the pitch. For the end of the day, it's night. The end of the day, it's night. That's the best one, that's sick. Yes, yes. George Homme, 41 months. Wow, that is mad. He is like. He's top, don't he? He is big-goated. He is big-goated. Yes, yes, George Homme, with a 41 months, with a love heart. Yes, yes, mate. Garth Bell celebration in me. Olly, do you love the chat of me especially? I have also the problem of our... Oh, I love everyone in the chat, mate. Rikki, are you bleeding love her? What? Me? Oh! That's my number one chat, man. Are you bleeding love? Oh, no, no, it's not I.   And you go, bleeding gorgeous. It's the worst one, but I've said it for ages, that. That was big in the chat. It's an absolute myth. It's a wonder how you're single, isn't it? I know, I mean, I'm a catch. A heavy catch. With a lot of baggage. And a lot of recoil. I don't know why, but then when you saw a heavy catch, I had so much.  Like, they're going, like, some birds holding... On and out of here, like... It's me. Oh, Jesus, Jesus. Oh, man, that is funny. That was no way. That's just no way, is there? I'm going to wake up and this has been a dream. I don't know why, but I've got such an urge to do that photo. Just for me to hold. And you go, oh. We need it. Even if we Photoshop it, we need it. Fever dream by far. Oh. His team should have stayed in Manchester. One thing that I would say is, like, you can't expect us to have control against Chelsea because POP sets up so that, like, him and Pep have these big open battles. It's been a pretty poor game. Like, the standards haven't been great. The standards aren't going good for both teams. Neither of them are playing a low block. Not a city ever would, but, like, Chelsea aren't playing a low block. And, like, there's space. There's space. It's a big pitch, Wembley, as well. There have been, like, chances created. You know? Obviously, like, a lot not taken, but both from Chelsea and City. So it's like it's an open game. It's a fun game for the neutral. Like, don't get me wrong, City are probably playing at, like, 3% of their actual ability, but, as people are saying in the chat right now, they're pretty knackered. Yeah. So, I don't know. My thought process is that, if you expect us to come here today, play, like, absolutely blind in football. The best we've ever played. Culturally roll them four-nil. Like, it just wasn't going to happen. We just kind of got a hope for a goal today. Yeah. I mean, if anything, this is the, because of the standard of the game, this is the perfect tune for us to be in our current states. Yeah, true. Because it makes it fun for the chat. Yeah, we're giving you entertainment when the game is not as entertaining as it could be. As he says, Grelish on the left-hand side, though. Oh! Oh, too much, mate. Kev, what is that, man? What is that? What is that? Tommy Tomkins, a 69th lightpod. Yeah, if you're not already, do us a favour with the lightboards.  And God, check out Hello Fresh, man.   Yeah, 6% off the first box, man, that all the half price, isn't it? So, we're going to order one. Yeah. And you get free desserts, if you use our link. It's a limited time offer as well, so make sure you use it. Free desserts, JP. Free desserts for life. For life. For life. For life. You get them free desserts for life. The link is in the description, so all you can use is called CXT Extra 2024. We've also got an ad, which will run out of time. What? All I can think of is the fish. Oh, oh, oh! Oh, the fish. Yeah, I want to hold you. I want to hold you like that. Big catch. Big catch, Jody. That'd be my Tinder profile, that.  I've seen it. Bro sounds like Ollie. I've seen it. I've seen it. Kid Nacho, mate. Ball in. What's with the post? Oh, no one gets on it. No one gets on it. Yes, yes, Jerry McEw, mate. Jerry McEw. Smash that like booting. Super Chat Hype Drain. Super Chat Hype Drain. Drain. Make it rain. Yes, yes, Jerry McEw, but a five. He says, I love you know what. We do know what. I heard Ollie's a Star Wars fan, says Calabarto. Oh, come on, ref. Ken's gone down there. Oh, is that not a foul there? Do you like jazz? Hang on, mate. Yes, yes, score in mind. A bit of Jerry as well again for the five, isn't it? What a goal, mate. What a goal. Why no work? Can't make it rain. Oh, I might have to re-upload it because we changed the setup of the things to admit. The printer work. Check DM. Oh, God, I've not seen this. This is what. Kid Nacho, why do you even have this video? This apparently is what. No, no, I'm all right. That's me not sleeping tonight. That's my sleep paralysis, demons. Oh, free kickbook got nowhere. Jerry, I can make it happen. Consider it done. Oh, we'll just have loads of Ollie in that t-shirt. Phil Folden. Oh, I should have it. Oh, I should have hit it, mate. You should have banged that. Bernardo. Bernardo Silva. I think Bernardo would be desperate to make like an impact. That's a terrible ball. That's a poor ball. That's from Kevin. Kevin De Bruyne, mate. That is knackered. He looks knackered, doesn't he? Yeah, he looks done. Two minutes at a time. That half has gone like that. Embarrassing if Chelsea don't win this. I still back us, but they genuinely look hungover. Yeah. It's not great, is it? It's not great. Do you know what I really don't like? That training top. Do you not? They just are who I am. Yeah. I quite like it, you know. Do it for me. I won 6-1 down. Had it on in the video. Yeah, yeah. Embarrassing if Chelsea don't win this. I still back us, but they genuinely look hungover. They do look fought the team. Well, I don't think it's embarrassing if Chelsea don't win it. Like, both teams haven't been good. Chelsea have not been good by any stretch of imagination. I do think Chelsea had the better chance than Nicholas Jackson because he actually rounded the keeper properly. Unlike Foden. Unlike Foden who tried to round the keeper then and had a nightmare. The ball switched out to the other side. It doesn't even get there.  It's the quality of this game. He's just not it. It is not it. But Chelsea coming forward. This would be a terrible time to concede. A terrible time to concede. Connor Gallagher. Why? You're right. I don't know. He doesn't write a player in it. Write a player. He's got terrible air. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got terrible air on it. It's all greasy and sleazy by the way. Yeah, it's like he's like trying to be agree that he doesn't want to put the effort in. Yeah. Feel like he'd benefit from a short back and sides. And that's half time for you. Oh, Pep's got the old cardigan on. How's it? Running it back. Yeah, running it back. Running it back. Go on, Pep lead. Yeah. Well, that's your that's your lot. Well, not your lot. That's half of your lot. It's concerning for me because the later we looked and I could now the later the game goes on. Yeah. I feel like it's going to get worse. I think we're going to have to make subs quite early today. Yes, just clearly have the highlight three done. Yeah. He hasn't done the bright them highlights. Change the team in Dull. Doc who won is one that I would genuinely go for. I'm going to go for a Weans refill this water. Do you need yours refilled? Or are you good? I'll be all right for a bit. You'll be all right. Good luck. Don't be surprised if I don't come back. I'll get a text. All he's like, I'm going home mate. Yeah. It's also impressed me how how did you get your like lean so fine get your head under that like before? Like, yeah, but that's it. That's half time. I don't know. I don't really know what to do with the team. That was something. Yeah. Matthew French. It was not a good. It was not a good half football from both sides. Really. I think it was poor. Obviously they had the better chance with Nicholas Jackson, but we had a chance with Phil Ford and great ball from Kevin abroad who tries to round the keeper. But it doesn't happen. Yes. Yes. Simon say they're the better ones. I'm absolutely still. But my face is like that. Is a minute. Why don't we go for go for one last time? Like what the fuck? What? I don't know what you mean. What are the world's worst halves I've watched since Southampton last year? Serious. It was bad. Villa was bad though, because we was getting annihilated. We looked tired. We look very, very tired. Very, very, very tired. And that's the thing though. Pep has gone all out. He's gone all out. It's such a strong lineup. It's such a strong lineup from Pep. And a back that has gone strong, but I also just think like these players and Naka, Kyle Walker, has only just come back from injury. He played 120 minutes of the day. Now he's getting spammed out in this when you've got Rico Luis. I know, obviously, I get it. But I think Rico Luis should have been starting this. I think Kovacic should have been starting this game. Rodry, obviously, he's been spammed out all season. So it is what it is with Rodry. But I think Kovacic probably should have started. Nunes could have possibly started as well for a bit of fresh legs. Do you know what I mean? Bernardo Silva, maybe. I just think it's, I just don't understand why it's this full team. And obviously it's a very good team. It's a very strong team, but it's also a very tired team. The chance from Phil was clutched. Man, he needed to score there. He needed to score. Haaland out, long balls in here. Docky for Bernardo. Yeah, you know what? I could go with that. Docky for Bernardo, put Dock on the right side, Grigio on the left hand side. I can go with that. I can go with that, definitely. Hangover for him. Yeah, it was so bad. It's not good, man. It's not good. Haaland presents his sony in this game. People don't understand what 30% of our fan base are brain dead. Well, the thing is, Prime Baba Sunday, Haaland's injured. So he's not even with the squad. So we have no chance of even bringing him on. And we couldn't have started in today. So it is what it is. And that 4-0 ball where he beats the keeper, Haaland would have finished it. Yeah, I agree, but would have Haaland... Yeah, I think Haaland would have finished that. Yeah, you are right. But like I say, there's no point looking at that. There's no point looking at going, oh, Haaland would have finished that because there was no possibility of playing Haaland today. Please keep Grigio on. I think Grigio is good. I think keeping Grigio on on the left-hand side and then putting Doku on maybe for Bernardo. I think that's probably a good move. And I'd do it now. I'd do it now as opposed to waiting. Why didn't Haaland travel the squad? He's injured, mate. That's why. The H.S. Birdie monster. You're fortune. It's fortune though. Spring has sprung. Life is blooming. I'm back. Life is blooming. Blooming gorgeous. It's prime Babatunde. Babatunde. Babatunde. Babatunde. We played the game in slow motion, blood. Blood, blood, blood. That's funny. Blood. Joey. A lot only just logged off. A human being is a deciding being. Because you're human, mate. Remember that. Remember you're human. You're not AI, Joey. I promise you. Humans, it's all about deciding. I decided to get very, very drunk last night. And I'm now very hungover. Yeah, why? Because you're human. Because I'm human. But I decided to get very drunk last night and I'm not on global. Does that mean that I'm not human? I think so. Maybe I may I. You're poor. You're your own physical. A different being. Yeah, a different being.  You're poor. I'm a poor thing.  You're human. No, I'm a poor thing. What race are you? Pods. I'm Pods. Pods. How long until the half is over?  Half time usually last 15 minutes, mate. It's probably about 10 minutes left. Only did you take a vape break? No, mate. Never again. Every time, I don't vape. Like, isn't I don't vape day to day? Because I think it's bad for you. I think it's almost definitely going to give so many people in our generation very strong cancer. Yeah. But then, whenever I get drunk, drunk Ollie's like, the taste of the vape is what I need. The thing is though, when you have a beer, the sweet, sweet nourishment of vaporised smoke is what I need. And I'm like, yeah. So then I tannivate when I'm drunk. Because I'm not, I don't want to say I'm not in control of myself. Obviously I'm still, you know, what's the word, responsible for my actions.  So, vape's all night, tans it, wakes up the next morning. No voice.  Feels like sort of like the bad side of a carpet. And then, yeah.  Oh, I shouldn't do that again. And every single time that it happens, I go, I'm never vaping again. I'm never vaping again because it's bad for you. And it's like not one. Yeah, I'll just go, let's not do that again, Ollie. And then I get drunk again. I go, ooh, ooh. A bit of vape. Um, fortune for Niger, yes, yes, mate. It says a pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight. Man's getting lucky. A pleasant surprise in store for you tonight. Hopefully it's a city win. Brits love vaping so much it's crazy. Yeah. Wow. I've just seen someone there say as well. You know what Americans love? I'm going to say it. I don't know where you're going to go with that. I was going to say shooting up schools. Oh, wow. And he's going to say guns. I was going to say guns. I was going to just step in. I was going to say it. So I just said it. Breathe, Andrew vape. Ollie, did you know JP used to vape in streams and I had to stop him? That's not true. I've never vaped in a stream.  That's not true.  I've never vaped in a stream in my life. I thought you were just saying I've never vaped. No, I've vaped. But I've never vaped in a stream in my life. A.K. Tack run. Yes. Yes. No, I read it like I read that like a bot. Yeah, you did, bro. Now Lewis used to all the time and then people stopped Lewis doing it because he got like a thing about it. Hi, guys. I haven't watched in a while. So can you give me a reason to watch more? Yes, we can. We can. I've got it for you right here, mate. This is the reason to watch more. One's always regrets what could have done. Remember for next time. So tomorrow. What's not to love? When you think, you know what? I need someone to watch. Remember that for next time.  Don't know if I like the sound of that. What's it going to be? Send it to me. Yes, send it to me. I feel like we need to frame this. I think that needs to be saved. We need to put it like in this thing here just for now. One's always regrets what could have done. Not what could have been, you know? Yeah. And also, Si will be gas because obviously. It's his fortune. It's his fortune. Does it fit in? Yeah. Shall I slide into it or not? Yeah, just about. Hang it in the loo. There you go, look at that. How many? I wonder if I can do three in a row. Oh, oh wait. We're smashing up the gas, sorry. Wait, we need. No, I was going to say. Oh, we are smashing up the gas. That's been fun. It's been fun. The Wellys. The Wellys. That's why we're doing it. Sorry, what were you going to say? We need to get what? I don't know, I was talking about it. Ollie, I bet you can't do the Bellingham Backpass. I don't know what I mean. The Belling Jam. The Belling Jam. Belling Jam. Jam on toast, right? Do you like jam on toast? Where are we at this point, Jordy? I don't know, but just Belling Jam on toast. Belling Jam on toast. Do I like jam on toast? Yeah, love it. Do you butter first and put jam on? No, I just put jam on. No, I butter first and put jam on. Honestly, it'll change your life. Will it? Incredible, mate. Incredible. I typed too fast. Slow down, MCFC kid. Right, everyone, I'm going to run the ad for Hello Fresh. We'll be back very, very, very, very shortly. If this works, please work. History is sponsored by Hello Fresh. Scan the QR code on screen right now and get yourself 60% off through your first box and 20% off for the next two months and you get some free gifts in there as well. If you know me, you know I'm a terrible cook and you usually find me in the microwave section of places like Asda. So Hello Fresh sponsoring this is a massive bonus for me because it means that I can actually learn how to cook in a very easy way. This week, I ordered a Rogan Josh. 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If it's Astrid Wet won't come near you. Yeah. If it's on finance, mate, then you can say goodbye to your dreams of being with Astrid Wet. Ollie, you are my father. Nice. Star Wars quote. Come to me, son. Pause. Come to me, son. Yeah, I know. I'm clenching at straws. Right. Lukey says, yes, yes, JP and Ollie. Heartbreak for you on Wednesday, but at least we are in the semis. Yeah, mate. Only English team left in Europe, so I'm kind of rooting for you guys now to go to the Conference League. I agree. I pause, did it? A gulp, gulp, gulp. That's how you drink water, JP. 2024 Nissan Cache Guy. All paid for. The Cache Guy gang. Big up for the Cache Guy gang. I also drive Nissan Cache Guy. That's what it's about. Yes, yes, Mark. Give it some welly, then. Not too much welly. Don't crash it. It'll get itself no speed into kits, but... Yeah. Cell Covertich, Jack Greenish, banana silver. Nah, lucky thing, mate. I'll be so lucky. Lucky, lucky. That's going on. When I joined, it said, started 115 seconds ago. Yes, mate. That's what you want. Also, if we win the FA Cup and apparently this year, Tommy puts one on Twitter today and it all adds up to 115, which is sick. What happened to Albie? He's got his own channel. He's got his own channel, mate. Awab. Wait, Awab, you've asked this before. You're lottery. Are you doing bingo, mate? Doing bingo, bingo, bingo. Bingo. What is Albie doing, man? When you were talking, then I was like, she's going like this and going... What haircut did Jack Greenish? She's going to be important in his bedroom.  Let's get down to the real brass tacks.  That's your company. Yeah, that is my... I can't. What's that? Oh, my God. Yeah. How's that? Oh, lovely. Yeah, as soon as you start using your hands. Yeah, when you bring your hand into it, like this. This looks like them. And the thumbnails. Ruben Diaz is on for John Stones. No, that's a bit mental. That's Ruben there. Yes, I'm going to do it for the lads. And he's changed his coat.  We're good like 12 seconds about. We're not a couple seconds ahead, but that's okay. 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. We're still ahead, but yeah, sure. Five seconds. Doesn't matter, does it? Second half begins. Second half begins. Second half begins. Let's all hope for a better second half. A better second half. First half was really bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. Badger. Badger. Stones about your bench yet. Sit on the bench, mate. You're out. That concerns me. Actually, that's Stones on the bench. He's just been taken off at halftime. That kind of tells me that he's potentially picked up a knock. Why? Because that doesn't fit. That doesn't seem like a tactical thing. No, no, no. Ollie, can I get a city shirt? I'll give you my sister. Good trade. I need some more. Wait, I'll hold your sister. Is she fit? Is she fit then, Sidney Sweeney? I'll only answer the second question after the first question, though. Oh, Charles Stickery Ford. Shit shot. Where do you go to? What should you go to? Summer drinks, lads. Liam, I love a beer, obviously. But sometimes on a nice hot day, a Shandy just does the trick. Shandy's a nice one. Sometimes it's more refreshing. Yeah. So much more refreshing. Like, oh, she's so easy to shrink a Shandy in the sun. I also, if you're talking about something that's like not beer, I love an April spritz. Love an April spritz. I know. I know. I had an April spritz. You've not, I remember you saying it in Benadolm. And we said, but we'd get one, but we forgot. She's 15 next week. Yeah. No, I'm all right then. Thanks, mate. She said she was 12. And now I'm going to lose my job. Yeah. JP is the Benadolm Beckham Bower. JP's still waiting on the 10 quid. I don't know how that Guinness 100's had to clarify. He's acted like he'd even been like Guinness. Oh, yeah. Guinness. Who'd have guessed? Who'd have guessed that a guy called Guinness 100 would have been Guinness. Guinness is a very nice drink. Brian, can I have a chance? Please tell me that you're younger than 16, Lukey. Please. Yeah. JP, you thought something of a virgin this year too. It just continues, mate. It just continues. I mean, I'm just trying to keep hold of it as long as I can. Yeah. Hot day called day. Morning, noon and night, Guinness. Yes. I also rate the way that you said noon. Noon. Yeah. You've spelt it better than it's actually spelt. Yeah. I rate that version better. It makes more sense. You've won up to it. I'm 15. I'm not appearing on the non-scatchers. Good. Fair play then, Luke. First. Shoot your shot, mate. Shoot your shot. Go for it. Brian, give Luke your sister's number. Oh, yeah. No, because he wants something in return. What are you willing to trade? What are you willing to trade? An Aston Villa top. Yeah. Aston Villa shirt, maybe. Oh, no. What a save, Ortega. I actually think he might have been going wide anyway. But what a save, Ortega. He's a very bad footballer, isn't he, Nicholas Jackson? What a save, Ortega. What a save, Ortega. Was that Nicholas Jackson as well? No, it was good. As you said that. Oh, no. Diga, diga, diga. Yeah. Whoa. Dead ball. I'll tell you now, Kevin De Bruyne stressed out as well. Kevin De Bruyne looks like Prime Stephen Warnock at the moment. Yeah, he's having a bad time, you know. Jackson has to be an impostor. He's not a footballer. Yeah, he's a plant. He's an industry plant. If JP and Ollie did a cooking show, it would be called Big Cook, Little Cook. Yeah, fact. I actually think it would have to be called, like, I don't know, Let Him Cook? Oh, that's a sick one. Let Him Cook. Let Him Cook. Let Him Cook. Right, we'll trade like that. It's done. No one can take it. JP, you ready to go out the FA Cup? You aren't, no? This feels, you know what? This has the vibes of complete Community Shield vibes. It does have Community Shield vibes, which is, like, very disrespectful because the FA Cup and it's... FA Cup semi-finals. It's a semi-finals. It seems like no teams, really. We just... It looks... It's playing out like a friendly. Both teams look like they've just had a summer off. Dockoo and Bob subs. I'd bring Dockoo on, definitely. Please don't go as the penalty is now. The furthest game goes on without us going. It's worse for us and better for them because we're a mess. We are knackered. Is it London Marathon today? Or is it tomorrow? No. Sorry, I translated the first one. I understood. You didn't have to translate it for me. Kevin and Brian are trying to whip a ball in but it's blocked and it's cornered. Just don't have a shot on target. Two boys, one kitchen. Yes, yes, Steve, mate. Other boys playing. Not very good. Both teams aren't playing very good. Terribly bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. We've got pens, we are truly finished. I agree, mate. What's terrible cross? That's not the ball. Zero shots on target. What is it? Honestly, the quality of the football on this pitch is terrible. You'll actually probably see better quality tomorrow with Coventry in United. Probably. I'm finding Chelsea a bit weird though because see, I get why we look like this. Chelsea, I've no excuse. We played. Yeah, I'm like, we played Wednesday. Most of these players played 120 minutes on Wednesday. Less than 72 hours ago. And they're back at it. So like. With a full strip squad, mate. It's basically most of them players who played in that game as well. Yeah. Well, Chelsea. And also, can I just add, like, not that we shouldn't want it per se but like, I think obviously City's main objective now is a four from your league in a row. Whereas this is Chelsea's now like only chance at Silverware this season. You think they'll be right up for it?  How does one play out of their teeth? I wonder. Playing out the skin of their teeth. The skin of their teeth. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. As you say, there's the eye counter as I was now, Nicholas Jackson, who pretends to be a footballer. Another poor pass. Oh, wow. That is incredible. Yeah, Liam. We're basically giving Chelsea the game and they still can't do anything. We would keep you in the ball. We're very cheap. We've been out of silver before now. I'm seeing people on about changes. Bryce says they're kebab for doku in Grealish in the mid. I'd love that, but I just don't think Pep will do that. No. Grealish got a bit of space here. You can agree this. Long Grealish run. Oh, big save. Oh, big save there. Big save. It was a... Fold him. Fold him with a shot. Thank you. It was good play. Grealish again. Don't want any cuts in. It takes him ages to decide. Kevin De Bruyne tries to whip it in. Bounce off Ku Klux is there. It takes him ages to decide. I think sometimes I want Grealish to just pop it and just like go for shots instantly. Shot on target, Klaxon. Yes. Brevin' a bit, bit, bit. Shot on target. We are taking the moral victory in this. We have one shot on target. So at the end of the 90 minutes, I reckon we just win because of that. He'll fold and whips the ball in. Thoughts on Etihad Airways. I've never had the luxury of being on an Etihad Airway, mate.  There was no one even making that run. He just made it up in his head. Oh, counter-attack season. It's all right. We've got the man for it. The Flash. It's the one thing that he's there for. Shot on target, we're improving here. So you're like a seventh place team right now. I don't know how to explain it. They look worse than 17th, mate. I reckon like a competent Crystal Palace team would beat City today. I mean like, I honestly can't believe Chelsea, aren't they? Oh man, that's a foul. That was such a bait. Jekyll Batsy. What's a wisey wearing that headband? He doesn't... His hair's tied up. Oh yeah. It's his styley. Man's joy on pro-clubs, or like on Volta or whatever it's called. Yeah. The old way of that stuff. My pro-clubs play has got a D-rag on.   I think that like your pro-clubs player should just look like you. I don't know why I think I just do.  Like, yeah, I don't get it. Mine is... Hang on. Oh, I thought I was in. Mine is white guy with a purple beard and mustache with blue hair.  Not able to watch how we looked. Shite. Yeah, Cody, not good. Not good. So you need to win this or it could be a bad week for sick. Yeah, this is the... That's one way of saying it. Yeah, going from the perfect weekend to the worst week was it to be. With all the respect in the world, I love Kev, but I think given his injury, he should come off the bench and make an impact if needed. He can make a huge difference in the just 20, 25 minutes left. I agree with that. I agree. Wear a D-rag, JP. I don't have one minute to put on. If I had one right now, I'd generally put it on. I'd generally put a D-rag on that. I think it'd be well funny. Someone send JP a D-rag. Yeah, if someone can mail me a D-rag, I'll wear it on stream. And then get ended for cultural appropriation. Yeah. I'll have to do a public apology. I just want the waves, innit? The JP apology video is going to hit so sweet. Yeah, hit different that.  Yes, it is. Nidges is on the way. Cheers, mate.  Sai, you speak in riddles today, brother. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I should have over-kicked that. I've literally thought the same. Oh, referee, offside. I love how it was a kanji taking that shot. Kev's got a play that can create something for nothing in our team. I don't think that's true. Folding camp. Oh, that did it. His hand. That did it. His hand. Are they checking it or what? He's gone well on Jack Greenish, hasn't he? Very light, innit? They're not even checking that. That would have been funny, though, because if it had been given, Jack Greenish in his past two appearances at Wembley would have given away two penalties with two handballs. Oh, yeah. Manchester City Football Club, please score. Score so I can go to sleep, please. Let's just score a goal. Chelsea put us out of our misery. No, just score a goal. City. We need to sit down. I don't want to lose this. The point is, I'm sorry, then cuts off. Yeah, professional, isn't it? That's the way it will be. That's definitely the way it will be. City. City. For once, I don't like the tall one. Did. We need fresh legs. Our players are dead. I honestly thought he was talking about the stream. We need fresh legs. Yeah, I think the stream needs fresh legs as well.  He's like, so. It's the weirdest thing. All right, Joe, do you want to watch it? I had to check if it was real. Yeah, like if it wasn't, yeah. Like it wasn't like Joe, someone just did a voice over or something like that. I was saying like this is this can't be real. Time for Bob. Time for Dock who? Bit of Oscar Bob would not go with this right now. Dock who and Bob? We just looked narkered. Kevin De Bruyne can't make a pass. Kevin De Bruyne has been probably the worst player on the pitch, I'd say. On from both teams. Like he looks absolutely narkered. He looks dead. We need to wake on the footstools. That'd be sick.  You know what? Having said that, I forgot Alvarez was even playing in this match, mate. I have not seen him touch a ball. Here's that video that guy was like, mainland started there. Yeah. Now it's back there. Worth a pop. Nicely greased. Actually have the greased. Actually going for a shoot to take on the shot. Jane ain't what you usually see. You got a yellow then disappeared. Honestly, I don't even know. I don't know how Alvarez won the pitch. I completely forgot. Like 10 men. Kevin better than Jackson. Yeah, too fair. Yeah, Jackson's probably the worst player on the pitch. That's default though. He goes into every. He goes into games knowing that. He's not really a football player there, is he? Yeah, he didn't count. He's a plan. There's 21 men on the pitch and then Nicola Jackson. The weird ball, but it's paid off.  Shit ball. It's it. It's it there, man. It's it. I don't get why. Oh, no. Is it Kyle Walker? Is it Diaz? Don't don't crop it. That's not a pen. That is not a penalty. There's absolutely no chance. That is not a penalty.  I wouldn't have done to be honest. I don't think it's a pen. That is not a pen. That is not a pen. Nicholas Jackson. He just he just can't. He just can't. That's it. Full stop. Yeah. Nah. Shoulders shoulder. Nah. Yeah, it's not a pen. It's not a pen. No pen there, mate. Yeah, no pen there. Shoulders shoulder. Shoulders shoulder. And then the ball gets behind him. Any trips? Broadtrips, yeah. Broadtripped. Yes, it's J.K.G.Romey. Yes, it's that. Sorry, I'm late. I had a dots appointment to get my lungs sorted out, but I'm all good now. I've missed. Absolutely nothing. You missed a terrible football game. That is what you're going to miss. Oh, I don't want to get gasped for that. Greelish. Shoot, Greelish. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Oh, he's done bits. Oh, we always try to score that exact goal.  No, they didn't give a pen. MCFC. You know when like this photographers in a club. Are you are? You think you've been snapped? Yeah, I've been snapped and I look wired. Show me. Shoulder shot. That is just so wide and dilated. Look at that. Look at that fella. Look at that. That's the actual photo, which I mean, you can't really see. What a night out. There I am with the green boo-hoo man jacket. Absolutely off it. Well, look, that's not a pen. I don't think we're lucky. I don't think it's just not a pen. Nightmare fuel says, Boggy. Yep, pretty much. I am your sleep paralysis demon. Well, shining like a sun. That is like the title of your sun. It's the first time that I've looked pale in a couple of weeks to be fair. So I'm still trying to think when this is going to go as line, my go faster stripe. I've got one as well. Yeah, you have a very faint one. The pitch looks drawn. How's the peeling going? You all peeled out now? No. You want to see my stomach? It's honestly, it looks like I've rubbed a glue stick across it and left it to dry. Oh, please. It feels like this is going to end up being like a 1-0, doesn't it? Yeah. Whichever team. Yeah, one goal could decide this. Definitely. Kev trying to rally people. Oh, this is be angry if you're sleeping all day. Yes, she will. Yes, she is. Trust me. I've already dealt with it. Delt with the passive aggressiveness from my wife. I'm also not a fault for it. So I'm very happy that I'm not a fault for it. So then I was going to go, I was going to go, sorry Lucy, but it's nothing to do with me. Doku's coming on, by the way. Kaiseido, mate. Has it even booked already? Kaiseido or not? Yeah, he has. Nasty that. Hi, that. Doku's coming on though. Oh, he looks like my first attempt of drawing Ruben Diaz. I'll say that. Ruben Diaz is a sexy man. JP's boyfriend is all right with him sleeping all day, right, bro? Are you all right with him sleeping all day? Of course, mate. There you go. I feel bad for Grealish, mate. Sometimes I just think decision making needs to be a little bit quicker on it. Yeah, but then so does Doku. But Doku, the thing is, Grealish decision making needs to be quicker like decide what he wants to do. Doku needs to get better at them decisions. Doku sometimes just looks like he's rushing it, doesn't he? Yeah. What a boar. What a save this is by the way. Yeah. Straight to Jackson. Ortega saves. That's what I mean. Chelsea have had chances. They have had chances. Jackson looks like a lesbian power pod, bro. In power pod, he was banned from football, wasn't he? Yeah. Four years. Four and four years. Surely he's got to retire at that point, aren't he? He's 33 or something now. No, he's not. He's probably not. Hey, Siri. How old is Paul Pogba?  He's 31.  So I apologise if you have a Siri at home and I'll just set him off. Alexa. Play music. There you go. To anyone who's got an Alexa now. Someone tell me if that's worked. Jack Grealish has gone off for Jeremy Doku. You should obviously go in down with that knock then. Did you see the guy that said on like social media the other day, he's like the Tottenham fella. I can't remember his name there. Expressions. Expressions, yeah, and he said that, he said that Sack is just victimosis for GCSEs. That's the point. There's primitive football today, innit? Is there? I completely forget that there is actual other football games going on. Skin on me. Hey, Siri, is JP dating the developer? Siri says, yes, bro. He's been dating since school. They recently had a fight over a ball of cereal. Cheers, mate. Thanks, lads. Alexa's playing country music. See? Decisions are good. And what I don't know what I was. You're going to look at the score. Oh, yeah. Primly scores. Prem scores. Where's score in my draft? Well, that's not right, is it? So today, Brentford beat Lutentown 5-1. Burnley beat Sheffield United 4-1. Please tell me, is Ivan Tony just like banned from football? Has he not played again? I don't think so. Oh, he has not scored. No, he wasn't even on the bench today. I wonder what's going on. But I've not seen anything about an injury. Oh. Wolves vs Arsenal is tonight half seven. Now, that could be a disaster week for Arsenal. They lose against Wolves. Massive pressure after getting knocked out of Champions League and now sitting in third. I think third. Oh, yes, I said, Ash, mate. Appreciate it. Big Steve came and spent the day in the shed. Shrewsbury drew 1-1. That's all right. We'll take that. He's got a hip injury, says Preston. There you go. But it's not unlike FPL when it says like that. Well, FPL like it comes up. Yellow or red being like, oh, yeah, they're injured. My front two is Harland and Tony. Neither of them are going to play. So I've absolutely done myself in there. Speaking of getting done in, we're currently getting done in. Copama. Oh my God. This is it. Here we go. This is it. No, it's not. Oh, my God. The quality of this football match is so bad. It's so bad. Kaiseido can't pass a ball. He just fouls every man. Nicholas Jackson is not even a real footballer and can't hit a ball. Kevin De Bruyne is playing like Nicholas, like Nicholas Jackson's his idol. Terrible. So you're trying to bore Chelsea. I mean, it's working. Jesus Christ. Imagine this is your first experience of football. Imagine this is the first ever football game you watch. You never watch it again. Get out. Get out. Get out. Oh, the sun's got. Can you see that? A little bit of something. Chamber like a diamond. I don't know why that came into my head. Tomorrow's Premier League games. Everton, Forest, Villa, Bournemouth, Palace West down in Fulham, Liverpool. Nice. It's it. Is it a kanji that? Is it doku?  Oh, the final third. Always the final third. He actually did really well there, doku. That's what we've missed that. Also, what happened to Roberto Sanchez or Robert Sanchez? Because he moved to Chelsea to be the number one. He might have got injured. Oh, is he? Shot on target, clocks him. Yes. Yeah, Jake, I promise you, but it's better than this. Joseph Ellis has come to China. Yes, yes, Joseph Ellis. China. China. China. Oh, doku wants it. He wants to smoke. Oh, Kevin De Bruyne, you need to be able to hit a football better than that. Oh, man. Very bad. Doku's changing the game again, though. Good ball in. I'm surprised he went backwards there, but then obviously it's just the same up, I think. Doku doing madness. He should have gone down. The final third. Kevin has been so, so bad. Yeah, the final third. Sounds like you're sort of like Jamaican person saying it. We need to be doing better. Better in the final third. The final third. Didn't... Uncuncu joined Chelsea, yeah. I think he's just been injured all season though. Yeah, he got injured right after that season. He got like an ACL injury in pre-season. I'd like literally like five or six months out. Came back. I think he played like four games and now he's got a different injury. Unfortunate. Oh, decent ball. They're all getting gassed. Rodry was like, I ain't going for that. You're back. What did you miss? You're shaming nothing. Jeremy Docky's come on and he's looking all right. He's looking all right. Corner. Corner ball. The boys are wanting it. They're wanting it. That clapping was too loud for my ears then. We're so tired. Seems like Madrid game really made us exhausted. Yeah, they will do 120 minutes in that game and this is going in that same direction. Still 20 minutes to go though. Gusto's gone down. You know why he's gone down?  He's probably not. He's probably not. I just called Gusto so I have like the instant rivalry because we're sponsored by Hello Fresh. He's in my FPL though. Do you think you would take Minu in the summer? We wouldn't get Minu in the summer. But I do like him. I think he's a quality player. Who else can we bring on? I mean, we only have one more stoppage, don't we? We only have one more stoppage because we brought... Oh no, because it was a halftime so no one... I'm just speaking. I'm just speaking words. We could bring on Oscar Bob. We could bring on Nunes. We could bring on Kovacic. We could bring on Sergio Gomez. I want Edison for Kevin. I want Edison for Kevin. So Edison takes pens. Someone asked before as well, does this go extra time on pens? It does. So I don't know that song, mate. And also, our singing voice is definitely not a thing today. Oh, sleepy times. Make all the subs. Walks on the pitch. Yeah, Lizzie. Walks on... Surprisingly, he's not been the worst player on the pitch. Kevin De Bruyne's been pretty bad. How long does it bring me on? You're injured, mate. I know you're desperate to play, mate, but... Extra time then, penalties. Yeah, Lizzie. Jakey Jill avoiding getting flashbacks. Where's Alvarez? I don't know. He's gone missing. He's genuinely gone missing. I have not seen Alvarez on this football pitch for ages. I'm not seeing such the ball.  What?    Jordy's not like Madrigal, apparently. He's Pep Garisalvgate in disguise. Don't say that about Pep. Don't say such horrible things about our Lord and Saviour, Pep Guardiola. Yeah. Missing Gundogan. I'll tell you what, that's Citybingo, that. Yeah. He's talking about not just Citybingo, but like City... Poor pass. Nicholas Jackson is a fraud.  I don't know why I'm getting angry.  Just like Citybingo, people are saying, Miss Gundogan. Which is true. I'm not saying you're wrong about it. Like, you are right. But I'll be going to see where you are for pens. That would be lovely. We have two strikers that are holograms. Hi, Miss Serger. Oh, don't. Serger Barrow is so good. And Joe, I think, so underrated, like, in City Law. Eddin Jekyll. Yeah, Jekyll. You know why? You know why he's underrated in City Law? It's because everyone knew Jekyll was a scapegoat for quite a bit. Yeah. But Eddin Jekyll off the bench was incredible. Eddin Jekyll, when he started? Yeah, Eddin Jekyll started. But I mean, like, he was very, very, very good as, like, a super sub. He's very watched against you. Now, we've been dialed in. If I was in Ireland, I'd be, like, watching Eddin Jekyll clips. Because, like, same stature, same build. You know, obviously, like, Ireland's got a lot more pace, but just, like, you know, in terms of, like, improving his actual game. Because Jekyll used to ball out as well. Like, he was a decent little player. Yeah, he was. Yeah, Tevez. Tevez was incredible. Whoa, come, ref. Oh, no. Are you having a madness? I think Docky was thinking the same thing, but Docky, get up, make play to the whistle. I think he just fouled his own player there. Oh, he's going down there. Okay. I think, okay, Tripp's De Bruyne. I think it's obvious we need a scoring winger in somewhere. I'd love to attest to Madrid for Rodrigo. I love Rodrigo, I think he's meant, but it costs cash. Docky. These Docky's trying. Yeah, these he's trying. Docky is breathing life into the city side. Yeah, Stephen, I am one of the top man baller.  That's the energy we need. I finally make a goalscoring animation that doesn't say I'll goal, though, and, uh, and I can't even use it. Corner ball of Chelsea. This manifest is not working, I can tell you that. Well, the only bit of the monster's manifested. All he looks like is dying. I am a little bit, I'm being completely honest. Worse or better from when you first came into the shed? Worse, but better. I'm going to manifest the nap, as Jamie again. Oh, Ortega's gone down. Well, there's our last sub. At least we're getting the penalty taker in on. No, he'll get up. Edison cameo inbound, the penalty man. I had rumblings of it at Ortega signing the new contract. I'd be gassed if that was real. Let's pretend we scored a goal. Tony Duncan's. I don't know about Ortega, you know. He's on the ropes. Goal, Kyle Walker. Woo. We actually have, you know what I mean? We need to be winning this in normal time. Yeah. Brian says, all of your energy is unmatched.  Oh, thank you, Brian. Pep is stressing, Pep is stressing, man. He's in, he's in Neil down mode. Bro looks bored. I'm not bored, I'm tired. I'm fighting Hanover. I'm fighting the good fight right now is what I'm doing. Ortega is up. Gareth Barry. Barith Gary. Is it a corner or a throwing corner? Walker winked at the trainer as he ran to Ortega. I want to see that girl crying at the end of the match. Get rid of it. Are we cooked? Are we cooked? Yeah. Daddy Stiegel. Ben Stiller wins it for Man City. That's how you know RGS has been watching from the start. Yeah, RGS is on it. Subs. Oh, it's Mudrick. Oh, not Mudrick. Where's Wrecky?  I think he has two strands of hair. Even Guinness.  Oh, yes, Guinness. Everyone is literally just pretending we scored in goals. Olly. Olly low.  Olly low. He gets truly poorly excited. Okay, that's Man United. Yes. So Mudwrecky and Gustaf Mudrick and DeSassi are on. Are you doing what I'm doing? Trying to look at like. See if there's a ball. It's because it's a man. It's because he's a man. He's thinking of me. Stonsi Bear makes it. That's probably the actual question is why are you looking? We can't go another extra time. We cannot do another extra time. You can tell Peps being like, do something. Peps point at the goal. He's being like, see that thing there? Put that ball in there. Do the shooter in the goal. Get the, get the one. And then honestly, I think we get a goal. We're, we're showing up shop. Yeah. We are not trying. Because it's on half of my screen. Sorry about that mate. Adam the 2024, where he go? Oh, where he go? Why they're reading like that? Where he go? Boom, boom, boom. Let me hear you say, way home. Way home. In shall I go? I'm going to drink some. Yeah. Midrick. I don't want to say that though because yeah, because it just stinks. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Long windbanger. Docky takes every man on. Go on, mate. Do it. I'm manifesting it. Docky, rainbow flick. Okay. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying. Yeah. Notice that. You're like, I'm actually going to do my job for a minute. I'm trying. Yeah. I'm trying. I'm trying, but it's so difficult when we're playing.  We've gone back to Singapore.  Like, and that's not what you want. You want Kevin De Bruyne, but I mean, then again, they're playing better than Kevin De Bruyne. Take him on, Docky. Docky driving the defence. It's it, Rodgery. Oh, why? Everyone's allergic to shooting. Bernardo. Okanji could be offside. Probably not. Oh, stinky. Stinky. Stinky. Stinking up the Gaff, man. End it all. End it all. Jordy Party, Warra Gold, Tobb Biddens puts some respect on his name. Yes, yes, Eddy, you can make. Do you see that quote about stats, the bikini one? The what? The bikini thing about stats. No? Oh, it's genius. It's not like this podcast. It's like, these guys like, I've always said that stats are like women in bikinis. Or bikinis in general, actually, women in bikinis. What they show you is interesting. But what they don't show you is equally as interesting. Oh, yeah. They love that. That's a great quote about stats, isn't it? That's a great quote. Great little saying. I feel like I've only got books here on all four. That's a great saying. I've always done 18 passes. I didn't see any of them. See it, see it, see it. Bernardo Silva's been quiet as well. Is there a player on the pitch that hasn't been? Yeah, I know. It's been terrible. At least there's goals in the Valencia Betis game. Oh, at least they're seeing something. Got a docket. Failed transfer and a hold-out goal. Go on, mate. Chance Bernardo! Yes!  We actually got a goal. He falls in the back of the net.  Oh, it happened. Look at that. Look, he loves that he's not leaving. He's not leaving this season. He's like, check this. I love this club. I'm sorry I missed that penalty of a night. Look at him. He's top of the badge. He's saying I love you guys. I'm sorry. I reckon he's kind of, that's been like, thanks for the support this week. Yeah, that's definitely what it is. That's definitely what it is. Mate, the goal animation's sick as well, man. Oh, what? Did you do it?  Thank God, I need to wait for the things to time up. When that stops. Oh, wait, you ready? This is the new goal animation. It doesn't say Al Goldo anymore. Watch. See? Well better. No Al Goldo. This is better. Love that. Yes, yes. Jay with the fives. Appreciate it, mate. He says, about time, shame he wasn't a kanji.  Yeah, doesn't even say a kanji, 85 minute winner. We ball. Yes, yes, Jay. Appreciate the support, mate. Also, if you've not already, now's the perfect time after scoring that goal. Drop the like button. Subscribe. We are on the race to 90K and then the race to 100K. Okay. So genuinely, please subscribe. Yes. That's a great content. Facts. Um, especially it needed a sound effect. What the goal thing? I don't know what. Yeah, yeah. Just something like that. Air horns. Boop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. True, true. Man, that was a bad goal, but I couldn't give a thought. This performance deserved a goal of that quality. I want low blocks, you know. I mean, we're bringing Oscar Bob on. Rarely see it, but I want low blocks here. I want Sterling to come on four city. In a city, sure. And then re-up the old Trafford, like sticking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah, Jerry McHugh with a five. Said, now that we've manifested a goal, can we manifest Sidney Sweeney in a bikini? LFG. Let's go. Boobs. Boobs. We know what you like, Jerry. Meow. Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow. I'm sure that was a good drug on cell phones. Yeah, probably. Manifest Sidney Sweeney. Let's all do it. Manifest Sidney Sweeney. Come on. Please, Sidney Sweeney. Leave. I think she's actually married us. We're all like, she's got a boyfriend. She's engaged, I think. Gaged to like a guy who's like 40 something in it. To like that half of me when he's got the, when he's got the fist. That's me. Wild Binds 6, something like that. She knew in Berlin. Oh, oh, oh. War a win for them. War a Bundesliga. War a Bundesliga title. Yeah. He's just knocking about fouling people now. He's an Ugo too. What's a Ugo? Is that like another being? Like I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm appalled it.  We've just loaded me on it. That's a Paudies. Paudies. Ugly. Ugly equals Ugo. Ugly, ugly. Ugly, boogly. Ugly, boogly. It's kept taking his frustration out on other players potentially. Yeah, I think so. I think Kev, because he can't run because he's knackered. Pep is going sick, by the way. Pep is going sick. I'm not sure who.  Right. He's going mad at Phil. He is going mad at Phil. I think it was Phil anyway, because the camera kept going back to Phil Forden. Oscar Bob's just come on. I'm not sure who for. But Pep just went wild at Phil. I think it was because the pass to Alvarez was madly pinged. Alvarez has gone off.  It can only be better. Ben Chilwell's on. And here he is. Raheem the dream.  It was a cheap ball from Phil. It's quite like he's already been in the Aura squad. Yeah, no, weird, isn't it? Wonder who takes his number 10 shirt. I'll be battling him, won't it? Yeah. I really want mainly for like myself, like if I buy an England kit, for Forden to have a decent number at the Auras this year. Because for the Auras with the centre badge, I went and got Forden 20. Because he's won 20 of the past three tournaments. But I just think it's a stinky number. It is. It doesn't. Forden doesn't feel like a 20. Well, he can... Eat, oh, eat, oh.  Like Star Wars.  Forden consistently wears like the number seven for England recently. And Jack Grealish hasn't been in the past few squads. Seven has always been like Jack... Well, always like the past two tournaments been Jack Grealish's number. And I think...  I don't think Forden's one of those guys, you know who's like asked about squad number? Because I think Grealish is like... I remember seeing the clip of him being like, it means so much like... Yeah, to get the number 10s, yeah. No, to get the number seven. Oh, right. He was like... He was like, to wear number seven for England at Euras is like so massive. And obviously he cares about that, the number seven for city. Like, I think like he cares. So obviously I think if Grealish is in the Euras squad, which hopefully he will be, I don't see why he wouldn't be. Like, I can imagine he'll wear... He'll get the number seven ship because he'll be like, oh, I really want it. And he'll be like, I'm not bothered. But I actually don't think Grealish will start or like play loads. Whereas Phil, I think will start pretty much every game. Oh, right, no, no. Ventual. Coworker. Thank you, Coworker. Yeah, no, no. I'm with you. I'm with you on it. Whereas I'd love to see Phil have like number seven ship at Euras. It'd be sick. I'd get that away kit with like, four and seven. Yeah, that'd hit different. That'd be naughty, that. Two seconds. This stinks. The light. The light, brother. Ray. Oh. Oh, he's playing. referee's not even give it. No, he's saying like, he gave advantage. Oh, it's not going. I thought that was going to be a second yellow because I think Kev's on a yellow, isn't he? I'm not sure. Eight minutes at a time. For what, my G? What? Eight minutes. Then again, I'll take it. RGS says 420 for the for the porch keys. Pirlo.  So he's alive.  Do you like Star Wars? I like Star Wars. I do. Appreciate RGS. Absolute G. Yes, yes, RGS. Big up. And it's a four pound 20 as well. I didn't realize that. Yeah. Yes, yes, mate. Eight minutes is wild, you know. Yeah, Adam, mate. Eight minutes is mad. Kev needs to be solved. Oh.  Turns me in a ball. It's more peps. I think peps put a point at this point when why are you losing the ball? Keep possession. Keep possession. Yeah, yeah. And then he lost it. Well in Rodry, mate. That's a mint tackle. He's got to go for it now. Oh, that's a film. Oscar Bob playing down the middle is something I like to see. Docu, mate. Driv