Street craps it paid off for me Okay gang we're back We lost track of time We're on game number nine Coming on to I guess we start almost 12 hours 10 and a half hours Not this game. I'm gonna go on it. Hope you enjoy I'm the invisible Roll for the property roll for the properties Deal it I'll take reading Boardwalk right here You're out Your 7th? Do you need to sign the receipt? No, I should be this. 780? No, 680. Nope. It's 680. Yeah, I want 680. Can I have your money? Let's see. 810. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 680. It's all good. Good morning. How are you doing? Who won the most games so far? Who's won the most games so far? This guy. For both things, Bog. Yeah, Bog. He's won the most games so far. For both nights. Combined? I think he won like 5 games so far. Just watching your comic book videos. Watching your comic book videos when I got the snow vacation. Thanks. We've been going at the Monopoly for a while. I got to do a reading. I'm going to try to get a reading done this week. At least one. I'm going to try. Okay, we'll see. Let's do trades. Trades. Oh, I got this with you. Everything who's got this. If you want to give me park place. I have to give you everything but one property. Yeah. Thank you, Bog. It's on my channel. Oh man, enough of doing this. I want this for the deals that we want. You can keep this guy. Give me that. Just give me another 50 bucks. I need the mortgage really. Okay, give me these guys. This is the answer sale. I got this. You want the light blue? I've got to give up. Your colors. I've got the name. Medicine and first thought is not even worth that much. How much do you want for a Baltic? Where's the other red? Oh, sorry. You got it. I'll give you red. I'll give you red for Baltic. Red for Baltic. Red for Baltic. I'll give you red. Anything I want. How did she get that? Red for Baltic. I did it. I didn't always cause this trouble. Red for Baltic. What do you call it? I don't have anything. What about this? No. I can't do that. I don't have green. Wait. I'm happy going with red. Where are the reds? The light blues. And the purples. All the pinks. The reds. The purples. All purples. I'm willing to take the purples if someone can give me the pink. When you guys get two real monopolies I get a hope of buying the purples. So you're willing to take these guys? And what do we get? Reds or light blues? It's pretty reasonable. But I want Virginia. Dude, so that's the same deal you're saying. I'm giving up all these for one of these guys. Well you could get the reds if you want. I'll take the light blues. With reds you get pretty much even value. He gets value because he's giving. So I'm giving up these, I'm getting two reds. Right? You get that, I get Baltic from you. You get the light blues. Let's do it. Let's do it. My line moves the other game. He's got a chance to take two down. Two monopolies, that's the serious one. He likes the gamble. It's not bad. It's not bad, but it could go bad for him. I should have got the green, man. For some reason I thought you guys have the electric. Yeah, yeah. Alright, let's do this. Who goes first? I'm sure. So what's available? B&L's available. St. Charles is available. Atlantic is available. Sweetness. Wall is good. That's me. I'm the A. Oh, you have everything on those. I know. No, I don't. I got second or first. Oh, I got second. That's fine. I'm better than you. 50 bucks. Good start. I thought I'd be able to split up. 11? I think 11. I think 4. Sweet. 6 keeps running so fast. 16. Take it easy, take it easy. Take it easy, take it easy. Take it easy, take it easy. Short line. Is that all it is? Yeah, pretty sure. Short line. Nice. You got it. He's got it the most, man. Sorry, man. Seriously, you've done it the most. Knock over a few of these, I should just be like... No, I got to count it, I'm going to count it. Yeah, you should count it. 1,070. In properties. 1,070. You can see these good, too. This one's yours? Yeah. 75, 10, that's 15, 80. This one's 158. Whoever gets 11. How much cash do you have now? No, my turn. I'll take it 12. No, I don't. What do you mean? How much cash do you have? $50. $7. $7 was $580. Okay, that's all, man. $680. $11. I'm okay with that. Come on. Double 60. Everybody's on the first date. What? Take it easy, take it easy, take it easy. It's all your day streaming, man. $50. Wait, $50. Oh, these are paying off. What was that, I don't know. $20. Nice. $20. Well, I was hoping I'd get it back one day. One day, maybe, man, one day. $12. What are we gonna add? $12. That's it. We're missing the last piece of the puzzle. Some money, man. So, we want St. Charles, eh? We want a six. Double threes. Oh, double four. What's your price? $16. God, so slow. Two rolls, I'm still on the first round. Do you want the green? I don't know how many I paid for this. Well, I can match that with the green. Match that with the green? Okay, I'm listening. $32. That's a start. $32. So, that's my offer. You said make an offer, right? I'll pay like, whatever. $150. So, I pay you $50. No, no, no. What do you mean? You paid $200 for that. $36. Oh, you want $300? $32. $38. What do you want to do, buddy? Because this is $150 mortgage value, right? So, I'm saying I'll give you $50 on top. Did you just pay for what I paid for it? So, you paid $200 for this? Double sixes. I'm not going to do that. $200 difference. No, give me a cash offer.  Get a second. Where are you? I don't have. Just get about the green. Okay, you don't want the green? Is that out of the equation? Not so much further. I want multiples of what I paid. Multiple? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. $16 more. No, and a property that you have. You have one of them. How could you guys be here? I'm still over there. What's going on? Double fours go to go. Double fours go to go. I thought you said $200 and a green. $28. $28? $20, just for you. Just for you. Hot property. Times four, $36. $36, sorry. $36. Hot property, hot property. What's your time statement? Gone. $150 and a green. $150 and a green. Anybody offer anything better than that? So he's offering you $300. Oh. Oh, easily. I'll give you $200 and a green. Let's go. It's about to expire. $220 and a green. $250. $260. $260. $260 and a green. What is going on? I'm not paying more than $200. What did you offer? That's gone. Oh, we'd rather go to you if it's a little less. That's fine. I don't want to pay for it. I just want him to pay more. Let's see, doubles. Okay, well, it's gone. I don't know what's going on. You don't want the deal? Well, you didn't say anything. I'm a flyer.  I know I am. Where are you guys? I didn't miss anything. So he's offering $261 and a green. $360. $410. $360. You guys are not even serious about your offer. Maybe you shouldn't delay it. I'm just auctioning out. $50, please. I'm just auctioning. and then takes their paddle down. What's the way of oxygening? I got out of bed. Yeah, I was like, OK. So you didn't say, OK, you kept watching? I don't know why. You stayed silent for a solid minute. OK, I'll pay you $360. Hey, what happened? Wait, wait, wait. I'll pay you $360 for it. Cash? Cash. Yeah, $360. Don't do it. Where's my change? I gave you $100. You're supposed to give me $50 back. He gave me $50 because you landed on my railroad. Yeah, and you have to give me $50. And then $60. So you only want $40. No, I don't have any $50s. Did you give it back? I don't have any. What just happened there? So you need how much? $360? No, change this. Change this. Change this. I think you did. You don't bank on my bank. Should we give you $250? No, no. That's biased. I haven't. There's $100? Yeah, yeah, there's $100. No, no, there's $100. Give me $20. Give me $20. $20 is tens. Oh, man, you're getting it all now. OK, man. Lay it on me. Lay it on me. Yes, let's do it. On once? No, no, no, $360. One, two, three, and there's $60. So I paid $160 more than what it was. Hey, you're foolish, boss. You got $100 plus 25s out there. You're the one that needed it. You're the one short on me. That's sweet. Doubles. Oh, man. Oh, that. Yeah. The look over at six. Oh. 26 plus.  Until next time you come around. That's a nice roll. Right in the middle. All right. Right in the middle. Your luxury is this time, but not your luxury. That's right. Luxury, luxury, luxury. What do you think, somebody? Oh, man. Slow. Slow down, slow down. How much money you got, Locke? Three. Well, what else? What are you thinking? First of all, you tell me. I got to ask for the right price. I might get up to $2. He looked down at everything. Well, oh my God, doubles. I'll buy it. $40. Shit. Trying to move. None of them are working. Oh, my God. I'm going to jail. Hold on. $42. No. $45. No. $45. $45. Thanks. I'm going to jail. Oh, my God. I didn't make it. 26 bucks. Oh, my God. I paid so much. He just paid under six bucks. Yeah. I did laugh. Armist. I was behind Vi when I started. Well, I don't have... I don't know how much money you think I have. But I don't have like... Oh, three houses. Oh, my God. I came back to your blue suit. That's how I built it. I can't believe I came back to your blue suit. Three houses. I was behind you on the board. What a roll. Oh, my God. Where is he? He's over there. I was here when I started rolling. The deposit, the cash. $600. Man, that's the Baltic card. What? Okay, counteroffer? Like, how much are you... I don't know. Think about it. St. Charles. I'm buying St. Charles. $160. Now we got deals. Think about your offer. Do you pass go? I don't know if I am interested in it or not.  It's your turn. Oh, he just won? Yeah. Every Atlantic might stay free. Eight. You gotta do something, man. $26.  What do you want to make an offer? $26. What, no? No. Sorry, man. You owe me $4. I don't know.  You owe me. I'll break it. That's 200 to me. Eight. $200 to me. That's to go. Collecting information. Oh. $6 for you. Wow. That's good money. He's getting close here. That's good money. That's good money. Now, can you pass me two for a go? You need to pay somebody somewhere. Yeah. My turn. $8. $9. $9. $9. $9. $9. $9. $9. I had to overpower that $8 I said before I rolled. What's all for $9? I'll give you $400 for St. Charles. $400. That's me. $28. $28. Oh, now I'll give you $300. You're just profiting, actually, by mortgageing it. How much is it? $300. $300. You want to come right here, right? You said $400. I'm wasting it. I'm wasting it. Get in there. I have a soft date. $230. So I can double-five. $200. And jump over the rainbow. Ready? You guys done? Yeah. $30. Oh. Double-five? $200. You never take those off. $200. I'm going to count. I'll see. Count. Four. Four. How much is that? $680. $680. Here's $700. $700. Here's $900. Here's $400. That's $1,300. That's $150. That's $14. $13. $13. $13. $13. $13. $13. $13. 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 16 with the dot one is 16, 18, 1840, so 184. 100, and, and, yeah, negative. 84, here's 91. Oh, no. Shit. Where's all the small bills? I need four. I need three. I have ten. Well, what do you want? Changes. Here, just give me two tens. Two pikes. Give me four pikes or whatever. What? I don't need one. You don't need one? No, no. Ten or two pikes. Ten or two pikes. Thank you very much. I was kind of getting a little wet. 184. 184. One, two, three, four. 184. There we go. And I get the bill. That's the part I like. Two ounces? Two ounces? Two ounces? Three ounces? Three ounces? Three ounces? Three ounces. Three ounces. One more. It's got to be done, man. Banker. Yeah. Yeah. Wake it up, man. He hasn't made up his mind yet. Three ounces? Man, we're in a $6 shot. That $200 or whatever was important, man. Three ounces. One more. One more. We get $50 left. Yeah. One more. Give me $50. And we get four ounces. Got to be done. Got to be done. That's for me. And we go boop, boop, boop, boop. I know Kentucky is very, very delicious and everybody likes to go there. However, Illinois, it's fantastic. This is my first double? Oh. Actually, I want double threes and then a six and a four. 11. That's mine.  That was pretty damn sweet. And then Narik? It's about 24 bucks. I wish I had some money. I wish I had some money. I didn't get it. Let's say Charles. Illinois. Oh, my God. Nice. 300. That's good. That's good. That's very good. That's fantastic. All right, say Charles comes out. Good bucks. Come on, Narik. Pay a visit, man. Six, eight, man. Oh, Narik is here. Why? Sorry, why? Narik, I'm telling you wrong. Number three. I'll take a three. Six. Eight. Oh, my God, man. Five. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. I want a bill. 180. 420. It's 550. I got a small... You got a smoke, man. Alright, my team? I'll have that. 8. 7. Oh, I could only build that much. 90 dollars. 10 bucks. 10 bucks? I know it's not nothing. You got 10 bucks? Yeah. Awesome. My turn, man. One, four, three houses, three houses, three houses. Let's kick it up a notch. One, two, three. And let's put that one there. It's just that even the way this card has come up. And the four. Seven. Thirteen. Dangerous game this one. Yeah. It's tight. It's tight. Yeah. It's tight. It's tight. Army railroads for three. And mortgages. I'll give you two for real. It's not over for me. I'll give you two for six. I'll give you both railroads for six. They're mortgaged? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. You didn't get an all-600 pay. What do you think about five? An all-six this way. Is it good? I'm down to nothing. Four railroads. Two out of five I call. 26 though. Six hundred. I don't know. It's time for me to get a 12. Six hundred. A little juicy 12, 10, 9s. It's not 10. Good morning. I'm inheriting. Six hundred. I'm inheriting. I'm going to my house. That's too risky right now. Just where I am. Five fifty. Five is fair for mortgage. Now wait a second. Five. Five hundred. Let's go. Snakehead. Five hundred. Let's do it. Seven up. No, I got it wrong. Dude, you said yes. You took the deal. Did I say yes? I don't think I said yes. You say five hundred. Let's do it. Let's do it. I threw it in. It's over. You can't say no. I'll honor it. All right. It's time. My turn. Two ounces. Can't believe you've done this. It goes before you. You have to be done. You have to do it then. What's that? Gas. Gas lady? You got gas lady. It's like when pressure, you make someone doubt their own judgment. And then you instill ideas into their minds. Like you have to take this deal. Three. Oh, that was okay. I would take that. I would take that any day. Six of us. Okay. Four or five. Three go back in space. Four or five. Four or five. Hey. Four or five. Four or five. Two. Four or five. Two. Four or five. It's fantastic. I could have built one more house. I'm going to do it. Five. Six. Three, three, four. Four, six, seven. Four. Four. You're so nice. Seven, fifty. Or seven hundred. Sorry, seven hundred. It doesn't matter. Seven hundred. Only route. Two, twenty, three, ten. Five, ten. Oh. Five, thirty, thirty. That's the reason I sold. Otherwise it wouldn't have happened. You waited one more turn. I wouldn't have sold it. Of course you waited one more turn. No, but I wouldn't have sold it. I wouldn't have sold it. I wouldn't have sold it. I wouldn't have sold it. Give it to Papa. What kind of goodies did we get, Marvin? Very good. He doesn't have anything to build on. What do you think I just gave him? Oh. I just... Yeah, this game is like... Oh. Look at what you gave me. That's pretty good. I want to build that. I got these guys, mortgage. These guys, that set. The yellows. They can't see. Oh, they can't see. Sorry. This is why I'm not getting it. Pink. Purple. Yellows on the backs. We got a build here, man. We got no choice. Is it my turn? Yep. Yeah. No, it's your turn. I just moved the park face. Okay, 60. 160. Here's six bucks. Oh, there it is. That's what we're looking for. That's what we're looking for. Hotels. Got to happen. There it is. Where are these guys? What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... What we want is... I gotta take these guys down 300. That's two houses. That's 150. Here's another 50 so that's 500 What needs to happen He's over there He's got it on his own We got to take it down that's 250 and 310 so ten dollars back Yeah, hot to be done. I have to try to get a hit and And all we want is a three two hundred and two hundred Get doubles hurry up You know you're landing right just One two three four five six and seven sweets, and you gotta roll again. You got 12 Go to jail come back Civic twice it Why you're it why double fives? I Really Oh There's only one watcher I think the red is the watchers. Yeah, sometimes it goes off Check it out doing good brother. It's 3 a.m. 3 a.m. There was fast-card. That's right Always the comic readings. Yeah, me too, man. I'll definitely rereading one later on this week. I think Just We're taking 10 minutes, but 10-15 minutes every now that okay, where people go. What's going on? What's important is where you're going which is you're still there Connecticut you give me $700 Yeah, I'm actually you're rooting for me to land there Last game Let's get a nine three Come on double threes All right And you got a devil I feel it man, if I dodged you this round, it's not looking good I Love it. Yeah, that would have been the killing 11 is good Well, no We need this the fireplace is all men everyone's getting cozy What are you gonna do 640 640 Wow, that's the lowest. This is a real value. Yeah Okay, 640 so 64 bucks What was his 66? Oh, I didn't get I ever got my grandma yet.  Yeah, I know You get the card. Oh max out. Oh, we have the car just One house stairs are gonna take you man. It's gotta be done Because that way you don't go bankrupt on him you go bankrupt on How about an eight So you got the bucks Yeah, it's gotta happen man Nine Eight ten Yes, Louise Yes The luxury tax This is the best Three four, give me the money Jump over Stay in the game seven Oh my god Both of you jumped it Red that's not nice Then on my railroad I'll go That's right 26 26 still out in about yeah That's still out in about we're yet. We're yet. I'm in safety Oh, that's good rolling speedy ones out of stuff Uh Speedy Yeah, I got double fours. Yeah He's gonna get another double Another double Eight, that's a beautiful place to be Serious It's a beautiful place It's beautiful but Beautiful Seven Nine I'm gonna get a six and then how A little Double twos and still have a good roll One two three four Five houses Five houses Anyone thinking seventy five Seven nine Yeah, I have two seven seven eight Seven eight five Seven nine Seven nine Seven nine Seven nine seven For needy, what do you want? Eight guys is a good eights Six Charles That's in his railroad And pay double Pay double Yes It's always pay double No, there's the reading Reading is not the right way So four hundred bucks And guys Oh, they go down Three houses Three houses Hold on, did he roll After me Yeah, and then you said Oh, yeah He hasn't rolled Seven nine ten So what does he roll I'm looking for money, why don't we Give me the money It's part of the process It's part of the process Yeah I like the hundred bucks Yeah, I'm concerned You can roll if you want You can go through I'll take a hard four I'll take a hard four to start Five five And I'll go with St. Charles Collect a hundred and fifty Seven nine ten Seven nine ten How evil are you buddy Seven nine ten Seven nine ten Eight to seventy five We're all up here That's about time you get paid The bank is safe Look at the money, he's got lots of money The bank is safe Look at how much money he's got Huge stock of money The bank is secure What the hell, I thought I was going to do more damage Big money Not big money, big roll Well, hey, you're it All the properties are bought, there's Atlantic though I see what we've got here There are many things for you to stay on What are you jattling it up I'm checking out the managers One, two, three, four, five I don't know how many reviews yet Okay, five hundred, let's make these hotels Let's bring the skyscrapers in again Five hundred Do we have an electric company?   First roll First roll, ready?  St. Charles I'll go to jail Eight Nice St. Charles That's what we wanted 450 450 You got 50? How much money? You just paid for Because I don't need to show anyone that much No, he doesn't need to show He's sneaky, yeah It's your turn No, we just roll Seven Nice roll No, no, no, no, no St. Charles Oh, my God 200 dollars Nice, you got money in jail You're out of space You're out of space I should have built one in What? Nobody knew I know, but you guys will get four Oh, yes You guys keep on giving it to me 200 to me Did you pay 50 bucks here?   He took out Lily We need the 7 We need the 7 to change everything Hold on, is it your turn? He's talking, come on Lily just went bankrupt I'm just counting, who's got the dice?  Hey guys, this is good 6 Now we gotta take these out These guys count now Rents 20 270 370 370 420 75 495 It's pretty high 495 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 5 dollars back Gonna count for us 495 It's gonna be 100 So I need 49 dollars inside 49 dollars 49 dollars 50 dollars What do we gotta do? We gotta just stay like this Just stay cool We got nothing else we can do Actually, we wanna get 11 Or 5 5 first 10 Believing Stay cool Stay cool Double Speed Speed I'll take a 5 though 5 Yes Yes 8 Wait a sec 8 You're so lucky You know it, I had 2 gels in a row I can't believe it Nice What did you do? 3 houses? Yeah I'm 50 now 8 Right here, baby 1 more house I might do the switch Do the switch Do the switch You feeling a hard 6? Actually, I'm just feeling like chilling out in jail now It's like all gangsters All gangsters All gangsters How do I sell all those? 375 5 35 All the hotels are 375 3 more It's a shame It doesn't feel good What you gonna do, brother? What you gonna do? Hard decision, Mark Hard decision I'm gonna What's the line?   No, I know, I know Hold on, I gotta do it this way Let me see how I gotta do this That becomes a hotel Hold on, let's do this one So that becomes a hotel 4 houses become available I buy 2 I gotta do the math somehow Or we do this Or we sell Yeah, we gotta do this We gotta do this We gotta do this We're selling 1 house here, that's 75 bucks I'm putting it here So it's just costing you 25 bucks This was mine, right? 25 bucks 25 bucks Yeah, 75 bucks That's what we wanted to do So, second roll And we're still here What you need Is a 6 5 6, 5, I knew you were gonna get it I knew you were gonna get it 6, 25 This is 3, 25 300 What's the whole thing? 350 350 6 6, 25 6, 25 There's 4, I need 225 Right? That's 160 You want more coffee?  And we're out And we're gonna get a 10 10 Nice This guy's luck is unreal I can't believe you got it Go on, end it 8, finish it, look Everybody's passing out about Oh, the most expensive It's over 9, 25 Thank you Thank you, sir Thank you Thank you Good game Nothing I can say The railroads Selling the railroads to you That was the beginning of the end But I made my money back and more But it took an hour Yeah, but it gave me power Fuck, man Okay, coffee, I'm making you guys coffee, yeah?   So we're gonna end the stream This was number 9 And we'll be back in about 10 minutes or so


I'll read your legends. Welcome to a subreddit video. I made one and I haven't been on it in a hot second So we're gonna check in on that and uh, also I did uh, I put a thing on twitter I'm also verified now. Yeah, she would cultured swine so I can drink my twitter elite water and peace Alasaurus had never seen such bullshit before I made a post on twitter um about asking people who did anything to do with animations or uh illustration with dinosaurs And there was like over a hundred people who commented some of the work on that looks amazing So first off, let's have a look at let's have a look at this. Shall we what do you guys think I find funny? Fabulous, how did chaser? He lost his eye Look how they're still going. Oh, wow. I like how they've also got my date of birth wrong But don't tell him. Shh. Do beavers live to 20 to 30 years really in most areas with predators and beaver trapping Uh, they live 10 years or less. Yeah, I was gonna say 30 years seems like a crazy long time. I'm almost dead The copper needs us to find difference between these two images. They're the same picture Oh, look, okay. I didn't even know even when I was telling that story I didn't realize like my my story was gonna be like, oh well when I say car car She thought that I meant, you know the car Now this she actually had a different layer of what was it of her thinking that I just called the car's car car Oh Dear when your favorite youtuber is me Me I like that I don't really mind actually I don't mind at all. I don't I don't really mind like it's more of just a meme If it doesn't happen. I think then I'm a bit worried. I'm like, oh no, what's going on here Like normally if I ever join a server that isn't like uh It's sort of like their own sort of thing Like they have their own discord and stuff and they're kind of like away from me that maybe they don't know You know about me, which is completely fine. And then when I talk and chat and nobody mentions it. I'm like I don't know this place I'm pleasant someone called game beaver in the game. It could be anyone else I wish I wish I could do that james after 50 kinder eggs No 14 was enough even then I hit my hit my comfortableness Or as you could call it with five. I was like, okay fives like around about like, okay, no more. Stop that. That's enough But I went nine over so Was it 14 or 16? I feel like it was 14. I don't think I did 16. What did I I can't remember It's all a blur now. I remember barry. That was the first like fan fiction that I ever read I think I'm stuck at the video about that 2015 wow and he never played arc again I Interrupted us with the game. I outrank most top creatures. Do you know it doesn't oh, sorry just a world the game? Yes, it does my bad interrupted from falling kingdom glass roof scary james six videos ago for some reason I did see this as well. I saw that People like oh no not again. I knew that's why I posted it. I think I posted a little thing saying Yeah, people are gonna be like oh Here we go, but it didn't it didn't go crazy and actually to be fair I could have I could have happily eaten all of them, but it wouldn't be it wouldn't the challenge wasn't like oh eat everything It was like just try and complete the set. Oh no Hey a toast meme. Do you like that toast? Yeah, of course he does. I can't escape it. This this image always follows me everywhere There's always somebody who has a proper picture on youtube comments You go down to keep coming still find somebody who already has this as their image What is your informative calming useful enjoyable heartwarming inspiring life changing and other By 11 or 12 year old self Oh, but when I could imagine that like that little movie that I made by myself On the bedroom floor would be seen by thousands of people. I wouldn't be able to comprehend that I would I don't even know if I'd want thousands of people to see it. Oh, I saw I saw this one No I'm loving the eating the kinder egg Beaver hits three million meets Jeff Goldman gets married for subscribers. I raised that boy Yes Freaking car car Feel like this is me and Whitney About 50 kid rigged for a suit together over the next month, right? All right, it was funny because when I went shopping I sort of bought the stuff and when he was in the car And I sort of put the shopping in the car and looked at her and I went I'll be right back That was it was that for so long scanning each individual kinder egg because it was like 50 of them And I had to do them one by one. Oh my god His assistant Like I look back at some of my old videos and I think I wouldn't even say that sort of thing now I must have been high on something. I'm still high on something just to do bring something Oh dear I receive hundreds of dollars. You receive terrible card packs. You receive coin and food I don't unlock the dinosaur that way look we're watching old isle videos we've ever made Is it is it really that like old or is it the simpler times? Oh bless Yeah, I guess maybe there's like a nostalgia to like my old videos I mean when everyone I always mentions the the good dinosaur Uh, I think that's one with the green t-rex everyone always mentions that it's like wow That's crazy that I can actually have that kind of power Your childhood's mine Happy for saving bucks and you tournament creature comes out and it's not even that's like two trains in a row So I can't even there's no bus left to hit. Look, okay. I'm here. You don't need to That's brilliant. He's already dead That's great. The pull hasbro t-rex With his tiny little arms that would bend in his floppy tail Not only does it have like bullet holes There's like no teeth a floppy tail It looks like he's been soared in half and millions of places with the rubber neck and the rubber tail and the feet Oh my god, bless them Frickin frankenstein nightmare creatures Yeah, it was funny when I when I watched that through when I was rendering the full reaction I was like, oh man that oh no, that's just so great I've completely forgot about that gem The funny thing is once I saw it was like, oh, yeah, I remember that. I remember being so happy with like, oh no Because it's like, it's funny, you know, it's supposed to be serious, but it's funny I was like, nah, I have to upload that as a separate video It was like number one youtube gives you like how well your videos are performing like other recent ones like one to 10 Which is terrible because you'll never hit number one all the time. Sometimes you look below the video It'd be number 10 It's like the youtube's way of saying you don't goofed up there kid. Oh no dot mp4. Yeah It's a little Danny DeVito My god now this makes sense now this would make sense. Oh, no No, I wouldn't be People start talking about foul strategies just to rule the line I like your funny words magic man I feel like that's more me when people like, oh no bb You need to put like this much speed this much attack this much help. I'm like Ah If you know man, but that thing it scares me. What me little Majora's mask? Well that guy He's completely fine. Don't worry about him Oh lord here coming I don't understand the whole scene in that thing was so weird So weird. I don't even know why Oh, yeah Just did the like Oh, wow. Oh, this one's definitely been doing the rounds, hasn't it? Did I say it looked like a mudskipper? They basically it definitely did there's really cool design actually They're normally looty or like, oh well, it's level 40 give it loads of spikes, but that one. Yeah, they definitely thought about that one I like that. Yeah, I also saw that one as well. They do move in I think actually I did complete the set because I know maybe I'll throw up a picture of it But on the box that uh, or like the the stand that the kinder eggs were in it only showed eight still though By the time I got to a t-rex it was what like an egg number 22. I would have died at that point I'll eat it. You won't watch me She realizes she married the people and I think she hit like two kinder eggs It was like that's enough takes years to build up the tolerance to the kinder egg Yeah, that that has literally been me for the past god knows how long with scorpious rex gen three I'm so thank you for everybody who is in my drussel with alliance and has been donating every time I ask for More love is always I don't anymore, but I've actually ran out of gorgos. So I appreciate you. Thank you when it's beaver's turn in drussel with a lie And then what you need to do is put another bit where it's like time ran out like the clock just ticks to zero And I'm like, ah, I didn't make a move With the brachiosaurus whole take revenge because they die and drussel will fall in kingdom, but they revenge on beaver Let's kill him with eggs too many brachiosaurus. Yeah, my one million youtube play button. That was four years ago Ah how four years can change Now that's not true that that's everybody else who plays as a t-rex When I play as a t-rex I want to do that and then I get like a freaking crud ton of people yelling at me because I'm breaking a certain rule No, that should be that should be when frontier releases a um A field guide. That's what that should be a giant bandicoot. I'm glad I wasn't the only one that found that funny I was like, oh, I was hilarious back then the beaver saga has been completed Jurassic five missing And the dead land is there anything else actually that I did in my childhood that hasn't there was kind of like on the internet or anything There was a series I did between the dead land and those that was basically me Recording with a camcorder Jurassic park operation genesis that was prior to the dead land, but actually that's all gone Unfortunately, I recorded over all that footage. I think some still exists, but it's like Look at Maria condo here. This one sparks joy. This one does not spark joy Yeah, that's right because the ones in the kinder joy that I think americans get these ones And are they do they have like skeletons inside?   Uh, yeah, they're oh, they're from 2018 those ones. Ah No, that's not real. No, that's not real Loasaurus one of the welded dinosaurs with the large heavy body scientists have found skin impressions Which show that it had gliding wings stretched between its legs It lifted no apricot in the late Jurassic time. No No, tell me if they did not publish this. No, that's amazing It's like you can you see that one with the power through all of us who stuck flame throwing The uh, the allosaurus are wearing a guanadon's muck in a theropod. Oh, that's great I love these old illustrations. See you think you know spinosaurus now just wait till it starts flying Ha ha ha you can buy this set online instead of buying 50 kinder eggs If those beavers could read they'd be very upset Look that wasn't the point and it was content. It was content that I was dying The community won't be the causal's beaver babies, but you are beaver babies James have to make them the same mistakes again Oh, that's not fair and I don't know He puts in a lot of effort Although I will admit whenever I watch somebody else's Isle video I always have to like skip like twice. I have to do like 10 or 20 seconds skip because every other isle video Always starts with black with a slow fading of like the isle logo or something else to be atmospheric It's like no, I just want to see the isle dammit I like how they use the walk with dinosaurs patchy rhinoceros and then just the concept art for the apatosaur for Jurassic world. Oh, yeah, I need to use this. I don't know who made this Oh bless I will admit I am doing really well in um, what's it called in Jurassic world live only like 5,800 cups So I'm kind of tempted to do a live stream. Maybe I've already done it I don't know, but I'm really tempted to a live stream of trying to get to new blarshores Yeah, poor indoraptor. It was so it was indoraptor gen 2. That was the arse. I hated that But thank god I got nerfed and we've got a different meta now. I'm actually having fun doing the battles Yeah, that's not gonna happen actually I came across somebody who Knows and was working on the cancel Jurassic world game the one with chris pratt And I kind of want to do a separate video with that Um, but there's a reason why we will probably never get realistic horror Like dinosaur or like adult, you know, like gore and blood and stuff from universal This is a bit of a shame, but I'll go into that in that video But I'm really looking forward to to delving into that. Which is a shame because it would be so good But you keep you give plays books now i'm fine with that. Who's been it? We don't need that People who watch the review for james people who watch for the beautiful assistant let the beauty fuel assistant Yeah, look at all these so I made this this post a dinosaur brethren I don't know illustrious animals dinosaurs. I want to see what you could do Who got like 119 replies and the quality of like you get some pencil drawings, which are great It was like at the time when I think there's like a paleo art train that's going on as well Um, but yeah, there's just so many people that are like so talented. Look at these Look at that. Gullerer art art. Yeah, look at this. These look so cool Monika bears. Oh man. I love it. I love this. I love like they um the harsh lines Jimi de seni Jimi de seni is it? I love it. I love like the look at the pastel. Oh the brush it Oh, it's gorgeous. Look at it. You got like a little nail shock and everything. Damn I want to love these. This is our dart. It's almost like um Like an old film reel or something like that, but it's they're just so they're done so well Like my god That kind of reminds me of the um, is it like um planet dinosaur? That's it with the just splatter souls attacking the um the the triceratopsians or whatever they are That looks so cool. I love it. I love the colors in this as well I like this one like that's actually a sauropod. It takes you a second to realize it. Oh Stop too good the flower god. D rex There's just so many so many oh and yeah, I remember that I remember the uh the toast I think that was I think it was to do with um Was it the aisle? I think because it was bringing my leg all the time or something like that But yeah, okay, that's gonna wrap up this video I could honestly keep on going and just see all of these amazing ones And if you too want to check out the rest of these beautiful masterpieces You can go on my twitter and you can find it there. Shameless plug. I know ha But maybe we'll turn this into like a monthly thing like some people have requested if you're funny And uh, yeah, if you join this video, leave a like until next time. I'll see you cuties later, baby beaver babies. Bye. Bye


If you didn't already know, you're in Building Cooperative APIs with HTTP2. I wanted to quickly just give a shout out for a couple of Drupal days. It's going to be in New York City on August 17th through 19th. It's a great place to come, share experiences about building decoupled sites, learn from one another, ask questions, voice concerns, just collaborate on some really cool and awesome stuff that's pushing the boundaries of what Drupal can do. Kind of bringing us into the future of what we can do with JavaScript with Drupal. Yeah, so try and make it decoupled Drupal days. I'm Gabe Solis. I'm a senior engineer at Acquia. Jason API Co-Maintenor. I really love HTTP2. I really love reading specifications, RFCs, and I do sleep over APIs. To figure out how we're going to build cooperative HTTP APIs with HTTP2, we kind of have to understand where we're coming from and some of the concepts that are underneath HTTP, so therefore why HTTP2 is different than HTTP1, and then also some just basic concepts about how we build APIs in general and how they work, how client and server can work together. At the lowest level, that's as low as we're going to go, it's IP or the internet protocol, and it's very dumb system. It's just you've got two nodes, two computer systems communicating with one another, sending data back and forth between a source and a host, and they find each other on the big, wide open internet with IP addresses. Very raw, just bits and over the wire. So the internet protocol describes how those two systems can communicate. And then on top of that, people have what's called TCP, and that's the transport control protocol. And TCP is a way, a mechanism for communicating over IP, but it adds specific features to IP that make it a little bit easier to use, right? So it's reliable, ordered, and air checked. Reliable meaning if I send a raw packet of data over the wire, I can be sure that it's going to end up in the client. I don't have to account for some packets of information not arriving, or just missing packets altogether. Ordered makes it easier to understand, because if I send like a bunch of JSON over the wire, that first half is going to get there first, and the second half is going to get there second. Because there are lots of different ways that that data could go over the big open internet, and so they might arrive out of order, but TCP means I can be sure that they'll be there in the order I sent them. And then air checked just means nothing got corrupted along the way. And so HTTP then builds on top of that protocol. And HTTP stands for Hypertext Transfer Protocol. And there's one distinct feature for what we've seen so far about protocols, and that it's an application protocol. So it means it's actually for being applied to real systems that you're going to build. It starts to get into actually how to build things that are what we consider applications, right? Rather than just infrastructure underneath. And another thing to call out is hypermedia, and that's going to be really important later, because HTTP is intimately intertwined with the idea of hypermedia. It's kind of what makes the internet over IP the web, right? The worldwide web, that's hypermedia. So what is HTTP One? What is what we've been using for over 20 years? And we all just kind of take it for granted, but really underneath the hood, just a quick reminder, we're going to look at kind of how it's put together. So at the highest level, there's a few basic concepts. That's URIs, Methods, and Messages. A URI, it's a Uniform Resource Identifier. We typically always see it as URL. It doesn't necessarily need to be one. What makes a URL different is that it's locatable, and that kind of means like, if I have example.com, I can use DNS to find out that I'm supposed to go to 192.168, blah, blah, blah. But you could have a Uniform Resource Identifier that doesn't have a DNS resolution. It's not that important. But then we see it as like this HTTPexample.com, EPIUserOne. It's a Uniform Unique Identifier for the user with ID1. That's where the user is, okay? Breaking it down, there's Scheme, Host, Port, Path, and Query. That's just the basic components of it. And so then HTTP has the concept of Methods, right? And you've maybe seen these before if you've built APIs or if you worked with REST, those are Git, Past, Post, Patch, Put, and Delete. There are others, but what they do is they describe actions between the client and the server. Things that you want to change, right? There are a couple others. Head Options, Trace, Connect. But they're really more about discovery. They're not about applications. Options kind of says, what am I allowed to do? Git says, get me the resource at a particular URI. Post says, create a resource at this URI. So maybe add a new user. Past, Post, Patch, Put, Delete. All different variations of that idea. And then statuses are kind of from the other side. So if you've got a client and a server working together, Methods are what the client sends and statuses are what the server sends back. And so they categorize basically errors or information. They categorize that communication between the client and the server. 200 level errors, they basically say, I understood the message that you sent me. I did what you expected me to do. We're all good. And then there are subcategories in there, like 202, 201, 204. They're all basically saying, I understood and we're good to go. 300 level errors, they say like, I understand what you're asking for, client, but maybe you actually meant this. You should be talking to a different resource. 400 is just like, client, you're trying to go home. It's a bad request. It's the client's fault. And 500 is kind of like, it's not you, it's me. I'm sorry, whatever you did was okay, but I really screwed up, you know. And so we talked about that idea that there's a client and server and they're sending messages back and forth. And so that's the fundamental idea of HTTP is that you have requests and responses. And they're, they basically start with a line. They're composed of a URI method, status headers, which are meta information about the message and the body. So what's actually there? And then headers, like I said, describe the resource. My arrow's key just stopped working. There we go. And so for example, an HTTP request or a response, it's going to say content type might be the header and it's text HTML. And then of course the body follows and that kind of tells the client how to interpret the information that's being sent. Don't try and parse this as JSON, parse it as HTML. Alternatively, you could say it's JSON and so then you wouldn't be looking for angle brackets in HTML. You're looking for JSON. You're looking for a co-operation between the client and server there. Just looking at a request. It could be very simple with no content in it. You say get, you know, give me the user one and then the response all put together. Here you see the 200 okay, blah, blah, blah. So then on top of that, right, we start building APIs and we start talking about REST. And that's kind of like the lingua for APIs built on top of HTTP. And what does that stand for? Sometimes we just hear like something is RESTful, right? And you might think like, okay, that means it's going to be in JSON and it's probably going to be some different URLs that are going to be generally structured like some type, like a user or an article or something slash ID. And I know I can share those between a client and a server. REST stands for reference and patient state transfer and it's important to understand that it's really about moving state back and forth between the client and server. It's not about performing actions. It's not about behavior changes. So if you're familiar with Drupal, like you can't clear cache in a RESTful way because you're just, you're telling Drupal to do something but you're not transferring state back and forth, right? And so REST is not actually a protocol. We've been talking about IP, TCP, HTTP. REST isn't a protocol. Really it's just kind of like a style of building things on top of that application layer, that HTTP. So it's just principles about how you might construct an application. And it's totally, it's always HTTP. So what are those principles? They seem rather obvious but they end up having really like huge ramifications for how you design a system that allow a client and a server to evolve over time and be really robust and to develop independently of one another. So if a server needs to change out its database and switch from MySQL to Postgres it can do that or if you need to go from Drupal 7 to Drupal 8 and still keep operating you can upgrade that without necessarily updating like a JavaScript client. That's kind of the promise of decoupled. Because what that client and server does is it creates a separation of concerns, right? The client is going to handle presentation of the data and the server is going to handle storage and maybe some business logic like what to do when a new user is created. Maybe you need to send an email or something like that. So if you've been hearing about decoupled sites that comes from this idea of RESTful systems being client and server well they influence one another rather. Stateless is the idea that that HTTP request and response have to be independent from one another, right? If you send two or three requests they can't affect each other in any way, right? So the way you might think about this is if I send a request and I say get some resource and I get a 403 back it's denied to me I don't have permission to view that resource and then I go to a login page and I do some login there and then I go back and I retry the same request if I didn't change anything about that first request it should still be denied, right? It shouldn't be that I made the login call I actually have to change something about the request so that might mean putting a cookie header on there or an authorization header that's what makes it self-contained it's independent of one another. And then cashability is the idea that your resources the representations that come for it have to share information about if they can be stored for any given period of time so if you've got a CDN how long can it cash this response or if you're trying to build an offline app how long is this resource valid or something like that? And the reason you want things to be cashable or so you can eliminate requests and responses altogether because that always has a cost, right? So if you make a request to a server even though it's really fast over fiber optic cable you're never going to really get it under 100 milliseconds if you're going between the US and Europe just unavoidable physics there's time that it takes to make those two that cycle of a request and a response so if it's cashable you can kind of eliminate those requests altogether or maybe cash something on the edge and make that latency lower a layered system is that if a system is restful it should be able to have layers put in between like proxies or load balancer or CDNs and nobody should be the wiser the server that's generating the actual resource and the client they don't need to know that something was in between them code on demand is kind of an under underrepresented or people don't really think of it very much but it is part of rest and it's optional but it means that you can actually send code in a restful way that tells the client how to understand a resource you might think about that in terms of like doing client side validation if you wanted to send a schema for a user and you wanted to be able to say certain rules like you can't have these combinations of fields or something you might be able to ship some JavaScript over there that can run that validation it came about for making like Java applets and stuff but it kind of fell out of favor and the uniform interface I promise for wrapping this stuff about rest up it's that kind of like what I was saying you could switch between Postgres and MySQL representations are decoupled from their storage and so when you're operating over a restful API you're not just like sending a SQL query you're not saying like if I want to post a user you don't actually put in your request like insert into table you know values you're not having to worry about the actual implementation details so it allows you to build things in the couple of teams and version things and progress forward and then of course there's the idea that you use hypermedia to communicate state so hypermedia is this idea is linking and that's how you can make represent the state on the server and the client and we'll look at that later but like if you're getting a collection of resources and you want to know is there another page you don't necessarily have to say there are five pages for a listing you just put a link in there to the next one and that communicates the self the fact that there's a link there that there is a next page so hypermedia kind of sounds a little fancy but it's really quite a simple concept if we just think about text that's not hypertext it's just like this right I'm a teapot short and stout and all of a sudden we've made it hypertext all we did is we added a link to text and that link is saying this bit of content can reach out and it's referencing something else it adds information to just something simpler and hypermedia it's just the difference between saying hypertext or hyperjson or hyperxml hypermedia encompasses them all and so you can have links in json and they can be represented in different ways but those links can exist and so you can have the same exact representation in json as you do here you've got the line of text and then something else that it references json you have the same content and then a link out to its explanation and that hypermedia creates kind of the web as we know it you can think of everything on the web as these nodes with lines in between them edges in a graph and they create this web of information that inform one another but also describe the relationships between different resources so the relationship between a listing of users and a particular user so thinking about a very traditional website you might have the home page it lives at index HTML and so a client might go and request that it downloads the HTML and it notices that there's an image tag with a link, a source, right, to a hero and the browser is going to download that it's going to notice that there's a style.css and it's going to grab that and then when it gets the style of the CSS it's going to see that there are probably icons in that CSS as well or fonts or things like that and it makes up the whole page it's a big graph or tree of information that has to be fetched to represent that thing, that home page resource all at once but those hypermedia links don't just make up a single page they can represent whole applications so if you think about a website in general it's just the home page there can be the home page that links to an about page that also links to a post page and that post page also links to individual posts and so not just one page but a whole suite of a whole application lives under that idea of linked hypermedia then we see something that's a little bit more restful it's posts, post two, post one and those posts might reference tags and it makes up that graph so if you're an API client or something you're getting posts and then you want to learn more about the second post you might traverse that link download that other data and of course the graph then changes so that now that you're at post two or previously we were at just posts at the head of that graph what you can see changes so now you've got tags and author tags one and that graph is always expanding out in front of you as you move along so in HTTP one how do we understand this whole graph at once we have to make requests we send a get request for index data HTML we send gets for heroes and styles and so what is the actual order of operations when we send those request responses we first get index.html and then we have to download that HTML and we notice okay there's some style.css let's go get that then we're going to go get the hero image and then of course we finally we've received the style and so now we see we've got to get the separator and we've got to get the list bullet and so of course that's really slow you make these requests and they're sequentially operated and so to download a whole page with maybe hundreds of resources that can take a lot of time because you just have to do one after the other after the other and so people started trying to optimize that system and so browsers basically looked at TCP and they looked at HTTP and they said okay how can we make this a little bit faster first we'll get the HTML but then we're just going to open up two TCP connections and we'll do it at the same time and we'll ask for the style and the hero at relatively the same time and that makes everything a little bit faster we download the styles and then we ask for those icons as soon as we have the CSS and of course it starts to get optimized we're bringing that waterfall down it's becoming faster and faster and so that encouraged people to do strange things like well we still don't want to make multiple requests for all the icons let's put them all into one big bucket and download the whole thing at once and HTTP2 kind of said well maybe we don't need to have this big waterfall of content when somebody asks for the index.html let's just send them everything at once so HTTP2 introduced this idea of server push and that's the big thing that is supposed to make it so much more performant the idea is you get that index.html and the server already knows you're going to ask for the style.css and the hero image and all the icons and so it can just send it to you all at once and so people have been saying okay this overthrows that idea of maybe doing spriting with your icons or using link preloaders prefetchers and all this kind of stuff that of course introduces this idea of the server is kind of forcing you to download things that you may not need and so that's the goal we're trying to get that waterfall smaller and smaller so we've talked about HTTP1, we've talked about REST we've talked about these basic principles and now I kind of want to talk about cooperation and what allows clients and servers to cooperate and that's through specifications specifications impart meaning to a lower level protocol so HTTP imparted meaning to TCP it says if I send a request a packet of information and it has the word get in the top means you're supposed to give me something 200 statuses mean it worked, headers describe the body blah blah blah specifications allow you to take three minutes okay wow, alright alright so schema lets you understand the data types that are there and haydoss links lets you say like are there more pages, can I delete this does this cart have products can I make a withdrawal if a link that exists there to withdraw content or withdraw make a withdrawal that link doesn't exist if the bank account is empty so we can look at can everybody read this cool we look at a document that might be at like APA slash content and we see the next link is there so there must be more pages create is here, there's a link there so we must be allowed to create content I'm just going to skip very far ahead so lets say you're an api thing basically a server can't push all the information you need it doesn't know what the client needs if you're in a decoupled world it doesn't know that if you're loading a certain post that you also need the comments and if you're a decoupled client you might be getting a certain post and say I don't know it's just like a teaser list you don't need the comments but then as soon as you navigate to the page itself those comments need to be there so a server can't push in a restful world that content along without some extra cooperation same goes for pages as you get secondary pages and then comments for other items you don't know what you need so you still end up in that waterfall system where you're making this waterfall of requests so basically the way that we can solve that is we can communicate exactly what we need if I'm a client I may need know that I need all the posts but I don't know how many to get if I need the schema for a post I don't know if it's up to date if I'm a server I know that there may be 150 posts but I don't know how many the client wants maybe they're just doing a listing of the top 5 basically what I was well what I was hoping to show was that we can communicate using this idea of hypermedia hyperlinks in text and we can send a header that says when you respond to me we look at the bottom of the 200 okay if I go to slash api and I get a response and it comes back with links like api content that's a listing of content I can specify a path in that content that says I want you to push something to me please so if we look at that top one it says links content href we can follow that in and then the server knows that api slash content ought to be pushed right and then you'll see that second push please inside the JSON it says in that thing that you're going to push to me also push to me the next page and also push to me the data comments that are related to it and link those as well and then you can say like I want 100 of them no matter how many items are there per page give me up to 100 of them and I'll be pushing those things so I'll just quickly do a very quick demo press escape so this idea that you have this waterfall here is we click HTTP one and you're kind of noticing that waterfall there are five items per page there and they come in one by one by one and if we were to look at the HTTP two example hopefully they all load relatively much faster once they get there I'm sorry I really messed up the time I thought I had a much longer amount of time do you guys want to see the waterfall or should I just wrap it up okay yeah my slides are available thank you thanks for the hand my slides are available on the website I'll put all these up and also there's a github repo that shows a procty that you can put in front of any jcd api server and it'll start doing this pushes for you I wrote an HTTP client to do this kind of stuff and all the code for the demo is up on github as well and I'll link all that thanks guys I'm sorry