Okay, very good morning. Hope you're doing well. It's Thursday the 30th of July. Obviously another big day for markets because we've got the Bantz Q2 US GDP number coming out later expected to show a contraction of 34.1% in the US economy We've also got kind of mega cap tech earnings day after market If you think about it, we've got lots of Apple Amazon Alphabet and now Facebook which was delayed from yesterday due to a court hearing Meaning that those four companies alone account for around 35% of the entire Nasdaq 100 reporting after market today Firstly, just thank you again for everyone who attended the webinar that we hosted on the YouTube channel yesterday Don't forget if you're new to the channel to like and subscribe Content coming every day of the week including the weekend. So hopefully it's all useful for your further development But let's get straight into it. Let's start looking at the charts for this morning. And what is it that we've got? fairly quiet actually This comes on the coattails, of course of the Fed yesterday and actually I'd say You know looking at the price movement here. It's very minimal I'll discuss a little bit of what Jerome Powell said and the statement of the Fed and someone but Ultimately, it didn't really deviate too much far from the tree. So to speak of what we were expecting And that's kind of replicated on the charts this morning So main takeaway points here was about the Fed Sticking to the mantra of doing whatever it takes With no sign of the virus easing at this point in time. And so if you actually look at things Equity markets in the US did finish A little bit higher a bit mixed overnight in the Asia Pacific session There's been a lot of earnings out Already in in likes of mainland Europe in the UK it's probably too many for me to to comment on Individually, but as I said, you've got another big earnings day coming state side as well, particularly after market So equity index futures Not too much going on to be honest and that is a reflection across other charts as well Just drifting off a little bit those those recent highs The DAX still caught within a relative range from some of the price activity from yesterday In the currency markets, yeah, the dollar's having a little bit of a Comeback. It's up about one tenth of a percent this morning Again, any of these kind of movements that we see in the dollar where it has come back It did do this about What 24 36 hours ago before then it moved back lower again. I think I still think that trend is in place Just given what's happened in there From what the Fed is saying, you know, there's no way that they're going to do anything other than further further easing At this point in time, particularly with the way that the virus is developing Not just in North America, but globally at the moment in the currency markets So quite a significant market symbolically, I guess it's been hit and that came around the time of the Fed decision last night Which was 118 here. I'm just looking in there in the futures at the euro Whether or not you'll get a little bit of profit taking you can see that to a certain extent Last night we ran up to around 118 19 and we're off About 50 pips from there at the moment from where we were at the peak shortly after when power spoke last night So, yeah, probably a bit of short-term profit taking Just given that aggressive run-up that we've had in the euro of late. So it just drifted a little further south quite a lot of attention and headline coverage, of course toward the Emergence now of coronavirus picking up in a couple of the hotspots in mainland europe and in the uk The uk health secretary matt hancock just came out about five minutes ago talking about he's worried of a second wave Must tackle any second wave that starts to roll across Europe this of course for us boros johnson's commentary earlier in the week and and what's been developing in spain and other countries So, yeah, definitely Before you had quite a nice clear divergence between, you know, quite clear positive narrative for the euro negative for the dollar Now, I guess with a lot of that recovery fund seemingly now somewhat priced in the the Situation developing on the european covid front could be then a bit of a stumbling block To just put a little bit of a cap on that near-term rally for the time being So definitely worth keeping on and I think reasonable to see some profit taking Given how quickly the euro has moved up over the course of the last Week week and a half or so cable similarly just backing off the 130 handle basically flat as I said the dixie Although if it's low, it's it's only up marginally and the gold market I guess this you could define as a period of consolidation now after what had been such a A phenomenal rally Having hit them 2000 here in the futures just What yesterday, you know in the all the day before in the asia-pacific session We had a retest of that some of the fluctuations around the fed I mean if you actually look at it the price range on the candlesticks and around that hour Worst of price activity was you know good 40 bucks or so so still pretty pretty jumpy on price um and with the silver market Now we've had a little bit of a breakdown through what was an area we were just watching technically last night um as we broke through 24 20 again, and that's just led led to a bit of a push further down So if we continue to move lower maybe that previous high that we had which was the the high back on the 22nd I might be an area to keep an eye on and then you've got that S1 level which was around some of the lows that we had going back to the 28th So two days ago and then the key level We'll probably be down here at around 23 35 if we continue to remain heavy Which was that area of resistance and support that we had back last week Elsewhere treasuries Pretty flat the overnight asia-pacific session was was very quiet You can see here The 10 year bumped up a little bit on the back of the fed But we are just talking here a matter of ticks So not by any means was it a sizable move and then the oil market pretty disinterested by things at the moment But there is some Saudi commentary i'm going to cover which perhaps could be quite interesting about capping the upside Let's go into the the commentary then what did the fed say very very quick overview They vow to use all tools to support the The recovery from the economic downturn the drone power caused the worst In our lifetimes So pretty sobering Speech but I guess that's what you're to expect and it does come again ahead of today's gdp number Which is going to be horrific, but a lot of that or obviously already priced in A power repeated that the coronavirus pandemic poses considerable risks to the outlook over the medium term That the federal funds rate would remain near zero Until it is confident that the economy has weathered recent events and is on track to achieve its maximum employment and price stability goals Well, if you're going to define it then by those two kind of traditional Mandates then it's going to be a heck of a long time before those goals are achieved And so the market taking heat then that the fed are going to remain in ultra accommodative mode for an extended period of time The fed said they would extend emergency swap lines with some central banks until the end of q1 of 2021 As well as temporary repurchase facility for international money authorities to swap treasuries for for dollars So again similar to what they had yesterday the extension of some of those other emergency lending programs as well The fed are just doing everything they can to just maintain Calmness and stability in markets and to say that basically they'll they'll do whatever is necessary As far as the market reaction is concerned that was fairly infitting I think was what most people were anticipating given the deterioration we've had In the general u.s economy since the last meeting back in early june so Yeah, enough I guess to keep a floor under prices generally And particularly in the equity market as well at this point in time Other things to be aware of from overnight session Just a quick mention that Aussie is a touch softer this morning. It's about down about 22 pips in the futures And we did have some cpi numbers overnight In fact, it wasn't quite as a deeper negative number as analysts were expecting it came in at minus 1.9 Expectations were for minus 2 but I guess Symbolically the quarterly drop was the largest since 1948 when the data was first recorded The main things here were declining consumer prices mainly as a result of free child care Plummeting 95 and a fall in preschool and primary education down around 16.2 cost of fuel also Drove moved to deflation the cost of fuel plunged nearly 20 percent Just given some of the fluctuations to the downside we were seeing remember over the prior quarter for oil prices generally so Some of those things of course like the fuel price very temporary In nature as to the the school fee situation. So I don't think the market should be too overly concerned about that figure and as I said it was anticipated by analysts It wasn't actually that far removed from expectations. It's just such a dramatic and quick fall We've seen in cpi into negative territory Now the one thing of course though with the Aussie to keep in mind is Really two things one is the situation still developing with this Confrontation on going at the moment with China Which obviously has great connotations or threats to then the economic recovery Any deterioration that relationship for the Australian economy and then secondly Just want to quickly flash over to the covid situation got a bit of a selection of different areas globally from the u.s. To india to australia But the australian p.m. Morrison came out overnight and was talking about the coronavirus spike in victoria state He said he's very concerning at this point in time follows a record increase in cases for the state Which surged to buy 723 cases and prompted a mandatory wearing of masks now fully across the entire state in australia, so Yeah at the moment certainly Australia spain india Which encapsulates Quite a few key different areas spain for kind of the mainland europe They're definitely the the one that's accelerating the most rapid at this point in time australia has been trying to tackle this emergence of this latest outbreak over the course of the last two weeks and india has just continued really there's been no no No sign of that peaking anytime soon. And so, you know, it's interesting because we look at a lot of these prices and I was looking at this chart earlier. This is the Google mobility index and you know something i've talked about before but Interestingly the google mobility data shows the average time spent away from home at that work is 15% lower so generally 85 Then the normalized pre-covid levels for the third Straight week now the reason why I think this is quite interesting is that if you look at it markets saw this just incredible recovery after that march route And that came in lockstep with the idea that at the time The first wave let's say was starting to plateau and decrease particularly in mainland europe where stringent and fairly rapid Lockdowns helped to control and contain. Let's say the severity of the outbreak in itself That meant that then economies could start to reopen That was happening through kind of may and june and this number was moving higher Which obviously is a kind of net positive meaning that things can start to pick up again economically in terms of activity However, as I just mentioned then We've remained here below We're in terms of this just tracking here. We've reigned pretty much at 85 For three straight weeks. And so this idea about You know data points They've been easing, you know, we look at us consumer confidence some of the other economic data points We've had of late from america, which were Over and above expectations are now missing expectations In particular the mobility index is stabilized after what had been a recovering trend so And the covid situation globally if anything is is looks like it's getting a little worse at the moment Particularly with this fears now the second wave is such a populous and important area for the global economy such as the Eurozone So it's just interesting to see then what that could mean for likes of oil prices, for example, you know oil similarly to equities just had this Almighty recovery over the course of may and june, which was when we looked at that mobility index is when things were recovering quite sharply We then had obviously this unprecedented opec deal. They rolled it over in terms of how long they're going to apply it however With opec all of the deals that they strike are generally quite Short dated by nature given how difficult it is to get everyone to agree to a certain course of action Now we did have a break above a very key technical level Obviously in the last two weeks or so which was around 41 and that did lead to a bit of a run up in price Up to around 42 and a half bucks, but since then we've really just sat at that level We haven't pushed on Which some might have been anticipating I think a lot of this is to do with the fact that you know with the covid situation with, you know Places key economies even on a state level in america like california unwinding Their reopening process Things looking a little bit more tentative in the uk Particularly, you know, this quarantining measures with spain spain's situation domestically getting worse now That's going to stoke fears across what might happen then the rest of mainland europe This is going to have back to that demand implication again Which caused that complete destruction of it back in march now It's definitely not going to meet to the same severity because we're much more well placed now to anticipate this What i'm saying is that could well cap the upside because people are going to get you know ever more worried about here What this means then for the global demand for these kind of commodity based products, particularly if things like You know quarantining that's going to have a massive impact then on air travel and tourism Meaning then a demand for these fuels and things like that is going to decrease once again You know, it's a very problematic obviously for those certain sectors in tourism hospitality But also the airline industry But also the consumption generally of fuel and you know one other thing here as well is that You know, if you think about the performance of china and their economy, which has been relatively Stable ish and it's been okay You know, they're a country that's largely dependent on the rest of the world performing in order to import their goods And if the rest of the world is being impacted now By an increase in covid cases, well, then that's quite quite worrisome Then on an entire global level which is not good on that supply and demand equation when it comes to crude oil prices So I guess pretty fair pegging at the moment for where we are with price given the Supply cut deal that's in play with opec at this present point in time However, at the moment, I guess it's the demand side that we're just monitoring with with some interest and you know on the news front with oil Saudi Arabia has seen cutting oil prices as fresh supply meets demand Slump, which is what I've just been really talking about. So so basically Saudi Arabia has got Little choice but to reduce the price of oil at this point In order to just keep it Keep it up So yeah, it's just quite an interesting jump should we find ourselves at over The bigger picture rather than just the intraday A few other things then to talk about calendar for today We've got the german state level cpi numbers coming out throughout the morning We've also got the german flash gdp number For q2 quarter and quarter expected at minus nine percent Um So much more severe downturn from what we just caught the tail end of when the coronavirus first began, which was a q1 reading of minus 2.2 percent Otherwise going into the afternoon is where the real focal point will be from a data point of view the q2 advanced gdp number Let's just have a look It's expected here to come in at minus 34.1 percent And you know this is looking at going all the way back to the last 70 years Of changing gdp quarter and quarter in the us and it's just phenomenal to to see it in a graphic like that because You know that was the that was about as bad as it got during the financial crisis Which was around minus nine percent or so and that has been seen back in the Kind of early 80s also in the late 50s This is a whole different ball game But that's explainable because the fact that this is a A global health crisis meaning that the immediacy of it. You know its impact is Very rapid The idea here is though that yes, it could move markets The expectation is for a decline of say 34 percent the range is minus 40 percent There's a worst case on the street The best case scenario would be a contraction of just around 22 percent So there definitely is a range of expectations here and if we were to get say in minus 42 minus 45 type reading sure that would be Quite considered to be worse than what we were expecting and in that type of situation Sure, you might get a bit of a knee jerk reaction But as we've always said, you know, there's two things here one markets are already kind of priced for the idea that This is always going to happen You know largely the pricing of this type of figure We're about to see become reality today was why we were selling off in march But then two you've had drawing power come out last night And he's come out and basically said that look we'll use all tools at our disposal things are going to get worse But we'll continue to support things through every mechanism we can so I don't really see it having That bad a thing and it becomes one of those situations where even if it did come in a Severe minus 45 percent it's kind of like Well Just means to fed them. They've got to get even more proactive with what they're already doing And at what point then does really bad become actually quite good in some kind of a counter logic way But anyone in markets will know how that monetary policy kind of plays out on prices So yeah, I think there's definitely this is going to obviously capture a lot of the broad Broadner awareness of headlines and media across the world today How much its implications are for the market? I think is is probably to us a much more lesser degree The other thing though we do get at the same time is the initial jobless claims This did have a little bit of reaction in markets last week in a negative sense and that was because of the fact that It actually ticked up for the first time since march I wouldn't anticipate this to have again a dramatic impact Not unless we saw quite significant lift in this figure And you would expect probably this figure to Drift upwards ever so slightly probably over the coming weeks as a reflection of what has been the developing nature of covid in america And this inability to continue that reopening which was helping people get back into work, of course before The final thing I wanted to talk about just to wrap things up with earnings such a big day for earnings facebook Yesterday they had their house judiciary antitrust SOP committee hearing which meant that their earnings which were due for wednesday had been bumped And they're actually going to come out after market today. So that means now you've got apple amazon alphabet and facebook Which is about 35 percent of the nasdaq 100 all reporting at the same time which Smells like trouble But could you quickly be positive? I'll dig out all of the expectations and any key areas and I'll I'll share those via Our trader zoom room And also I'll tweet a few things later on tonight as we get closer toward the release, but certainly Just giving the magnitude of these names Um, I definitely would be watching these later on tonight I guess one thing is is that you know those collection of stocks have really just Absolutely Outperformed the market by such a huge extent. It was kind of like with microsoft. You remember that we had last week And the numbers are actually pretty good and their their cloud division Which is probably the one area of which analysts watch most closely and defines their post market reaction Was actually a really strong Double digit number. I think it was in the 40 percent. It's just that it's not as good as the 50 percent. We saw in the brown quarter So it's almost like the bar is so high The share the stock prices are so stretched that in order to then add another 5 percent on top of that You know, these numbers have got to be You know something special and so I'd say on the balance the risk typically is to the downside with a lot of these Um, but we'll see as I said, I'll I'll cover that more and I'll share all of the the post market reactions as they happen in real time That is it no much more for me to add again summary this morning pretty quiet overall There's no real one deciding driving force moving markets right now The fed relative calm reaction in markets to what the fed did Yesterday it was more of a reiteration of their their dovish kind of stance if anything Just paying heed to the fact that conditions have got worse and pose considerable risks And so therefore they'll continue to remain in place. So Yeah, that's it at the moment. I wish you a good day Any questions, of course, so just feel free to leave me a comment. I'll be happy to help All right guys. Have a good day and take care


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Some sunny, beautiful Lewis and May. People don't usually clap for that part of me. One time a lady in the back she was like, Awww. Lisa's not. I always lived here. I lived away for a few years and I kept in touch with people back home. These are some things that people from Lewis and May say on the phone. Yeah, we found this new place we really love at. No bed bugs. I'll say, well, guess we missed the balloon festival again. I'll say, yeah, I remember that place. Yeah, I think it's a weed store now. I reached a personal milestone recently, a small one, but it was real. I just bought my second ever can of shaving cream. 31 years old. So obviously they don't make the stuff that I've been using since high school anymore. So I had to buy something new and it smells exactly like Axe Body Spray. That's not the weird part. The weird part is how much my girlfriend loves it. Because apparently she's a 13-year-old knock-drop princess. Which, once you get into it, actually explains the clove cigarettes and all the little bottles of blackberry vodka that I find around the house. At least some emo kids in the crowd. Other than this. Yeah. I'm kidding about that, by the way. She's not 13. My girlfriend is a corona. Like me, despite my face. And we actually just moved in together fairly recently. Thank you, yes. This is a small milestone, right? Yeah, we moved in together, which is really when I realized that this girl is just a total keeper. Wait. No, that's not it. Hoarder. So if anybody's looking for about five identical casserole dishes, 13 years of Vogue magazine, or two completely useless children. Yeah, apparently we're not selling. Just got a dog for my kid, actually. So we can learn some responsibility from watching me take care of it. Just a second here. Whenever I lose a sock, I always keep the survivor. Just in case I have a mishap at sea. And we need one from that on. That's a peg leg joke. Glad you guys were into it. That's a risky one. I also had a moment of redemption recently, another tiny milestone in my life.  And my father held the flashlight for me.  You see that? Because what I need you to do is I need you to shine the light on what I'm working on, not on my hands while I do it. What are you even pointing at? What are you, daydreaming? I didn't get to say any of those things. I did a spectacular job. I did, however, get to enjoy a silent passing of the torch. No. Because British people, they call flashlights torches. They take this. Alright, that's okay. We'll keep moving. There's something that's been on my mind recently. Let's think about it. Who is it who does the embroidery on the patches for motorcycle gangs? Is it one of the gang members? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. One of the brothers? The brother. Yeah, one of those. Does every motorcycle gang just keep one wimpy guy with really nimble fingers? Like nah, Leroy don't ride it. But the man can chain the stitch of bloody skull that he wouldn't believe. It's immaculate. Are they just waiting in line at cap sawn with everybody else, like with the Little League coaches? Like yeah, I'm here to pick up an order for old janky. No, it's not.  Next week? Next week is good. Could gain the sweet coach. Watch out for that when you're leaving. While I have a few minutes up here, I would like to take this opportunity to take the moral high ground real quick. We as Americans, I think, really need to take some time to reflect. We need to look at ourselves, honestly, and think, who are the people who are holding down? Who are the people who are holding back? Who are the people who give the most and get the least? It should be obvious that I am talking about magicians. What twisted is our social order? That your average magician gets less respect than your average bartender. We all like drinks. I get it.  A bartender can help you drown your sorrows. That's true. Magicians don't drown. A bartender can mix up a magical potion that will make your wife very horny. Yes, good trick. Appreciate that. A magician, on the other hand, can make your mistress disappear. A bartender can make your money disappear. That is another good trick. That is a good one. They're good at it. Gotta give them that. All Morlock over here needs is two fingers and a child's ear, and he can literally create money. Out of thin air. 50 cent piece. Well, I'm not saying I have any problem with bartenders. I don't. In fact, I'm going to try my own magic trick in a few minutes here. I'm going to go over there. I'm going to try to order a drink after telling this joke. Let's see if I can get served. No. What I am saying is that I think that we are wasting a valuable resource. And we're wasting them on what? On Las Vegas and birthday parties? Come on, people. Let's think about this. The opportunity's here, right? What about economics, right? Who's better at dealing with inflation than a party entertainer? Animal balloons.  I'm all right, that's a work. What about conflict? What's going on over there in Europe? Don't you think Anne Frank would have been a little more comfortable when she could have saw herself in half? Oddly, there's not a lot that a magician can do about tip shows. But there is something that you can do when you come to a tip show. And that's don't leave right at the end. Don't leave as soon as we finish. We are going to pass around a tip jar at the end. We appreciate your generosity. Which brings me to my next trick. Coming up to the stage next. All the way from Portland, Oregon is the talented Marla Massey. Thanks everybody. An action comedian came here all the way from Portland, Oregon. Why privilege? You know, there's not that city.  So after ingesting copious amounts of edibles, I could just walk up to the poke place and be like, uh, the slamming, it's a salmon bowl. Salmon, salmon please, thank you, thank you very much.  How's everybody doing? Are you guys from Cleveland, Ohio? Now the people say to me, he's from Akron, which is 30 minutes outside of Cleveland. And secondly, are you asking me this because we're both from the same area? Or is it because we're both black? And no cap, I actually do know the bronchins. And he went to a Catholic high school too. His school came to my school, totally wiped the floor with our school's basketball team. And everybody at my school was like, oh my god. Gonna become the next number 23. He's not going to get a deal with Nike. He's definitely not going to join the Cleveland Cavaliers.  Who's the multi-millionaire now? Him, not me. I'm flying across the country from one Portland to the next. And doing shows in dilapidated speakeasies. That was not a happy move. It was so not happy. Next husband. And we're in divorce court, right? I'm following paperwork, crossed my T's, dotting my I's.  You were like a splinter to me.   And I was like, oh, I'm a splinter. Okay, well, you are a sovereign young bloke. And before I could finish, this man turned to the judge who was like, oh, a sovereign young bloke. She's saying that because I've aged like a fine wine. And I'm like, no, man.   I'm in spot four in 67, man.  Three years. And together for six, and I've known him for 15 years. That's an incredibly long time to know somebody.  I thought I could change him. He hated that I did stand-up comedy. And then there was one time he tricked me into doing meth. But, no, the biggest red flag in our entire marriage was that we met on my space. And Tom is sitting there smiling like that. He's like, that's not how you're supposed to smile. Like, he would give me headaches, and I would just take it all the time. Like, for no reason to argue with me over what he liked to call my reckless and impulsive spending habits. What does that mean? Anybody? Okay, raise your hand in here if you're gainfully employed. You have a job. You have a job? You can spend your money however you want. You can spend your money however you want. Cool. So if I want to spend $692.17 a pet smart, I can, right?  I should probably let you guys know I have a little black cat at home. He's my schmooftie pie. I love him to death. I named him T'Challa, because he looks like a little black panther, and I'm in a marble household.  My husband did not like that name. He goes, T'Challa. I don't like that name. I wanted to name him Baby Cakes. I'm like, first of all, your name is Joe.   Man, there's enough of you in this room. Why are you guys weird?  Okay, listen. I had to leave the house. I had to go to the post office.  I go upstairs. I am opening up my own bedroom door, and my now ex-husband is just...  Get ready for a nap.  What?  Here's enough activities you find. What's that white-ass word?   Probably. I don't want to lie. You want to come? No, Jan. No, that's all I had to say about that. Caucasian men on that app, and you look closer, and it's your actual brother. Aggressive man on his profile said he was 6'4". He told me that he thought I was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen on this app. That was a lie.   I needed my ego stroke, so I went to his profile. And, you know, after reading his stats, I decided to read what was actually in his profile, and that was a mess. It was a mess. Because in big bold letters, and I don't even know how you can put bold letters in your Tinder profile, it said, I love chocolate women and had six candy bar emojis. Brown shades looking like the cover of a Drake album. Thanks for your kind, very sweet words. But if you want some chocolate, please take yourself to CVS or Walgreens and get yourself a Snickers, because you're not you when you're hungry. 25% of maps. Thanks, everybody. Let's keep it rolling. Coming up next to the stage is Sarah Karen. I'll be honest with you. How's everybody doing? It occurred to me the other day. We were going into our junior year of COVID, you guys. Yep, one more here and we're going to graduate. Software year was rough. Some of us dropped out. Mostly the seniors. You know what junior year means? It's safe to have sex again. Yeah, I did some fun stuff during COVID. I got a divorce too, Marla. Yeah, that was cool. It's all right. It's all right.  We have a lovely friendship. We have a great kid. And I have to say all of that because it's in the settlement agreement. And my divorce attorney is here. She will tell you that's true. She's laughing. No, she really is here. Yeah, a more difficult transition for me, though, has actually been that my gynecologist retired. Oh, my God! I too!  Oh, wait! The doctor in is that the two men who've been looking at my vagina for the last 20 years have both moved on to greater action. Gynecologists do when they retire. They have a happy and lovely relationship. I think they have finger pain. It's hard to break the habit. Maybe cave exploration. That's gross. Who said that? Just think of things. So yeah, major transition. So divorce. I knew gynecologists this year, which is, it's all right. But my therapist also was like, hey, I don't think there's any more I can do for you. Really? What does that say about me fundamentally as a person? This is it? This is all we've got. All right, well, I'll work with it, but it really isn't helping with my abandonment issues, Andrea. I have to admit that. We'll move on. It's fine. So this year I'm dating. I'm trying it out. It's okay. I don't understand it, though. It's different now because 20 years ago, the last person I dated actually had a pager. He wasn't a doctor, a drug dealer, or a pimp. He just was special. Yeah, so it's different now. Technology is odd. Marla was talking about Tinder. I haven't tried that. I did try to set up a dating profile on Facebook, though. Facebook is very useful. I wasn't really sure how to describe myself, though. I feel like your ex is actually the right person. I feel great.  Yeah, yeah. I think if I were to design my own dating profile, it would be my physical attributes that I find quirky. So for instance, I'm six feet tall, which in itself is odd for a woman, but also I have a really tiny head. Yeah, and little feet. So I feel like you add inappropriate footwear and alcohol and you have a recipe for disaster. It's like if someone gave a draft too much booze. You should get some wrinkly pollen. You should know that before you date, right? You should know that about me before you date. I feel like it's an important thing to know. I do have an actual recipe for disaster. It's a dash of I don't care and two cups of nobody died.  And you can follow me on Pinterest for more recipe ideas. That's right. Yes. Yeah, so dating is weird.  Are we in favor?  Because a 45-year-old white woman just wants to go to brunch. Nothing to do with that. Keep it away from us. Gross. You should also know if you date me that have you guys heard of RBF before? Yeah. I don't have that.  I don't know where the light bulbs are, but Arsha, I will help you find them. Ask someone who does work here. Thank you. Does anybody else have that? I feel like it's just like one of those things where you're just super friendly and outgoing and people are like, why not? Sounds good. Yeah, I've got my set list on my hand. Now you know.  He'll be 18. Yeah, I know. Weird, right? But all of my friends are having babies. I know, ropes. Ropes. Yeah, babies. Too old for that. This uterus is all dried up. You should know that too. I only had a baby and they named her Barbara. Right? No, I don't get me wrong. I have no problem with the name Barbara. It's a lovely name if you're 70 years old. No, am I not wrong? You don't name a baby Barbara. Baby Barbara? Barbara works in human resources. Yeah. She drives a Suburban. And all three of her kids play soccer. Her is not a baby name. Barbara's married to Gary. Bro and Kay and Stockholm. And a dad bod at the age of five. Barbara though, because she's born in Bruce from I.T. He seems super boring, but he has a porn stash and a boat. So Barbara's punching up. I spend too much time on Facebook these days. I did find something recently that I found very useful there though. Did you know that Facebook tells you when it's time to delete a friend? No. It's called birthday reminders. You get a list of people you don't really know. You can make a decision. You can choose to wish them a happy birthday.   If you don't care that it's Barbara's birthday, bye Barbara. Right? So I've also discovered something about myself. Much like Victor's girlfriend, it turns out that I am a hoarder. I know this because I was sorting my bras the other day. 64 bras sometimes.  And I imagine what that episode of Hoarders was going to look like. Right? They're going to interview my neighbors. They're going to be out like cat carcasses. They're going to be wrapped up in the straps. Little mice making hammocks out of the cups. My neighbors will be interviewed and they'll be like she was always so perky. We had no idea anything was wrong. Even her more support. So I'm not being honest with you. I have gone on a couple of dates. It's hard not to, because you get a little lonely and you sort your bras. So I went out with a guy and we had just ordered our dinner and he looked at me and he said you don't seem like the kind of woman who would order a cheeseburger. You know who I look like? The kind of girl who says she's going to the bathroom and then doesn't come back. Day drinking. And yoga. Oh, that's fine. You would think so. But the only position I really mastered was the one night stand. And we're both like namaste. Just praying it's not a child's pose. I have become Facebook friends three years in a row. The month of September. Our next comic is coming from either Worcester or Boston. He wasn't too prepared about that. His name is Zach Valencia. What's up guys? How you doing? That's awesome up here in Auburn. I've never been to Auburn made. I've been to this place.  Pretty nice. They got the caveman paintings. No, look, I know that I looked like if Matt Damon and Jeffrey Dahmer had a kid. A little bit about myself. I drive for DoorDash sometimes. I drive for DoorDash. Anyone else drive for it? No, I'm the only poor and skillist one. I do these at open mics sometimes. A lot of dashers at open mics. Skillist people. I drive for DoorDash. I like to think of it as being like a legal drug dealer, right? We both drive around all day to deliver stuff to people. Drug dealers do some of the drugs they deal. I eat some of the food I deliver. I usually DoorDash at night. I'm a nighttime guy, but there are really two parts of the night for a DoorDash driver. You got dinner time, then later on you got drug addict time. It gets a little sketchy. Dinner time is easy. Best case scenario, big house, big tip. Worst case scenario, you forget scary Karen salad.  Drug addict time's a little different. 50 cent tip. Worst case scenario, I maybe try crack and move in with them. It's me, I don't trust. Not that. But the drunks they'll forget what's going on sometimes. They forget. You got to remind them. You got to go in Seoul. I point to the bag of my DoorDash, remember? I went to get, oh, let them know not to crack DoorDash. It's 2 a.m. you ordered medium fried from McDonald's. DoorDash.  They're like scared horses. You got to know them better. Make them feel safe. They look at you except. No, DoorDash is a weird job. I work a lot of weird jobs. I love weird jobs. For a while I was working part-time at the Amazon warehouse. But I had to quit. I had to. You know what it's like to do jobs that disappoint your parents. DoorDash and Amazon throwing up, trying stand-up coffee. We got what's called a silent household. Very good. When I was working at Amazon a lot of people would ask me, they'd say hey, if you see my package, can you grab it for me?  It's two day shipping. It's not that bad. Even if I did see your package what do you want me to do? Call you up when I get out of work? Hey, I know it's two in the morning but you want those wine glasses you ordered? They say it's wine time on it. Do you need those right now? Two in the morning? Is it wine time right now?  Amazon was a weird job. It was brutal. They have one good thing though. It was this thing called VTO. Voluntary time off. If it was a slow day, there weren't many packages. They yell out VTO and a few people could go home. I loved it. I would shelf the 58-year-old widow or pen. VTOS. Fucking, I'm going home. They yell it out. I'm running over al-bowing people out in the conveyor belt. I wanted, it's mine. I was here first. And everybody else would look at me very calmly like, yeah, you got it, bud. It's a four-hour shift. It's really not that bad. Yeah, we're going to ride this one out. It's still walking away. See you later, Alcell.  I'm running out. I loved it, man. I'd always end it, too.  One of those shits you got to pull up the news app. Start reading old articles.  But it was funny, written on the bathroom stall. I'm not even kidding. Written on the stall. It just said Brooks was here, so was Red. I'm glad. It's a suicide reference from the movie Shawshank. Let me put it this way. People at Amazon had suicide on their mind. Not surprising. Not surprising. But anytime I was taking one of those BTO shits, no one about to leave right after, I would just stare at it and whisper, not me, not today. I'm out of here. I got a poor work ethic, man. A really poor work ethic. I didn't get started back in high school football. I played football in high school. Anybody else? Football in high school? You did? What position, sir? Running back. Fuck, man. I wish I was running back. I played left bench. I wasn't very good at football. Let me put it this way. We had a kick with autism on our football team. Very nice kid. One time we were up by a lot of points, close to the end zone. They let him run the ball in for a touchdown. Also, the only time I got put in the game. It was a tough day. What's wrong with me? What are you hiding from me, mom? What did you not tell me? They put me on a fence of line, too. They were looking at me now. Back then, I was 5'2", 100 pounds. Are we trying to hurt the kid with autism? I thought we were trying to be nice to him. No, it was like a prearranged thing. We snapped the ball. The defender just stood up slowly and lightly touched me.  This is all I get. Two years of practice. Of course, I look over and my mom's taking a picture on the sideline. I don't do that. Only picture I have from my school football. Just a guy softly touching my toes.  It's weird, man. You can tell I haven't lived up to my dad's expectations if you haven't picked up on that yet. I know my dad has big expectations, like big ones. The biggest expectation my dad ever had for me is probably when he bought me a large athletic cup. I couldn't live up to that one. The year I told him I was playing football, he bought me an adult, large athletic cup for my birthday. I was in 7th grade. I opened it up. He's like, now you're ready to get in there, big man. Is that why you called me big man? If you shouldn't. I thought that was a dad thing. I was 4'9", in 7th grade. Not when my clothing was adult large. Never mind a cup. I couldn't tell him, did you think this was my size? Are you messing with me? But then he made me come with him to the store to return it the next day. Wow. Even maybe go up to the cashier, like I just stole a candy bar, and go on tell him what happened. A cup was too big, he's like, it's right too big.  Jesus. My dad's a weird guy. He's a weird guy. My mom and dad went to the gay pride parade together to show a local sport, like they're progressive people, right? The only problem I had with it was that I was from it on Facebook, and in the picture he was wearing a shirt that said I wish my son was gay. What a new information to me. He even tagged me in the post. I mean, dad saw the post on Facebook. He's like, yeah, isn't that nice picture? No, it's nice. It makes me a little curious though. He's like, good to hear that's what I wanted. Oh, whoa, hold on. They're curious about why you have the shirt. Did you get that today at the parade or just support someone? He's like, no, I've had the shirt for a while. That's what I'm confused. Not in the way he wants me to be, just generally. I don't know. I have no idea what it was. I guess I'm just going to be one of the few straight men that resent their father, not accepting my sexuality. I don't know, man. Whatever. I parked my car the other day. I was going to just leave my car running, hop in the store real quick, grab my thing, and go back out. It was like right in front. But when I got out, there was a homeless dude sitting there. He was a little desperate looking. He wasn't one of those harmless street decoration homeless guys. He had kind of just climbed in. It's almost like they're supposed to be there. Almost like they're, no, he was desperate looking. He had his hand on the wall. He looked like a kid before a dodgeball game. Had his hand on the wall, leaning forward. I got nervous.  I walked the car. I walked the car. But right as I walked it, I looked to my left. There's a group of black dudes standing there. Just standing there. But they saw me walk the car and then look at them right after. They think I walked it because of them. And I'm like, whoa, hold on. I'm trying to, like, book at the home. It's coming down.  So I got nervous. And I unlocked the car. But I went inside. I got back home. My car was gone. But the homeless guy and the group of dudes both still there. I didn't know what happened. I found out later when I got my car back in a group of high schoolers games. Saw my car running, took it for a joy. High schoolers do that, right? What's the moral of the story? I don't trust any of you motherfuckers. I'm double walking my car for everybody.  Like, she's got the cane. I'm double walking the car. I don't know what she's up to. I have no idea what she's up to, man. I lived near Fall River for a bit. People can fake a disability. Okay, I think that. You guys might not know that area. But all right, thank you guys for listening. No comedian for the evening. This is one of the river comics himself. The master. It's a hot crowd. It's a beautiful crowd. Look at you. It's up for you. That's the one I can see. I'm sorry. You're lucky. Why are you wearing your vest? Like, what? Did you gain some weight? It's okay. I did too. I did too. When we started the pandemic, I had like a 32 inch waist on my pants, right? And now I have a lie. It's okay. No, it's all right. Are you 42 yet? No. I wish I could say I wasn't 42 then. I'm 42. This is what you have to look forward to. I am you from the future, okay? This is it. This is what you're going to be divorced from. So... So get in. Tip show, right? No. That's disgusting. This is great. Thanks guys for coming down here to the set of every Edgar Allan Poe play. I love it down here. Except for the heartbeat under the floorboards. I don't know. Only a couple English majors on the room.  He did, man. Like Cask of Amontillado and some other ones. Tell, tell hard. That's the one I wrote. Okay, good like that.   I've actually... I've been working on... What do you say? Don't say 220. Ah, 245. 245, really? I told him not to wear the vest tonight. I'm going to be divorced. Alright, that's enough. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. Someone mentioned my hair. Oh yeah, Victor mentioned my hockey hair. I actually... I grew my... portion of the show. I have other jokes I actually wrote and I think they're terrible. I'll see if you guys love it. I did... I have really short hair like before the pandemic. I just blew it out. But I had a real jaw hub. So I had to get it cut a little bit. And I went to the bar the other day and I said, hey, can you trim this up and make me look a little more midlife crisis? A little less actual crisis? So this is what we've got. She said, we're going to vote for a Bradley Cooper star of the porn in the end. That's what we're going to get in the end. I'm like, in the end he kills himself. And she's like, I know. Actually during the pandemic I did consider the home porn. I also thought about baking my own bread. So... I committed suicide. We played Little League Baseball together. And I committed suicide recently. It's very sad. I know. But I wrote a joke about it. We played Little League Baseball together and then we lost touch. And I thought, well, Jesus Christ, if like through high school and college and into adulthood, I had just worked a little bit harder to be friends with them just like, you know, what, is it 5% more? Who knows what could have been changed.  My name is Victor Dumann. I've been making fun of myself. How about that? I'm 42 years old. I am. When I was... 29? When I was 29... Are you guys married? Not yet? So when you come back next week, sit in the back. I'm saying, come along if you want. I am 42. I did recently have to start working out again. When you're 42, you've got to start slow, guys. You've got to start real slow. So I was like, all right, what's the slowest, what's the easiest exercise? You can head, shoulders, knees and toes. As a 42-year-old, it's not worked out a little while.  And that's why I can't go to Planet Fitness anymore. I do like to wear those little short shorts where the underwear is built in. Right? You see those? They're very comfortable when you're wearing them. Not so much with the people behind you. They were gray and now they're black. Five minutes on the treadmill. Thank you, guys. I could do just about anything, right? You're going to wear them? No, that's right. I did the suicide thing and you guys did that. That's all right. That's okay. Yeah, 42-years-old. Just so you know that the secret to marriage for those who are married here and for those who might want to be married someday, the secret to marriage is this, because I used to be married. This is the secret. Pay attention. Listen up. Turn your phones on. Start recording. Write this down.  There's a lawyer in the room. She can talk to her. Now, we got divorced. We had it all right, man. We had a couple kids and we got divorced on Halloween, but we hadn't told the kids yet. That's not the best day to get divorced. We haven't told the kids yet. Because you're still going to take them trick-or-treating. You got one last chance to dress up like a family. You got one last chance to dress up like a family. I heard her say under her breath at one point, hey, check that candy for razors. Poison and alimony. Poison and alimony. I'm doing okay, though. That was a few years ago now. I'm fine. Actually, during the pandemic, I had some booty calls. Just saying. In honor of the pandemic, we got to rename the booty call. There's something better than the booty call. That seems... I don't know. It's been done. In honor of the pandemic, I got three options for you guys. The first one is Dub, hubba, hubba. Uber Mimi. It was a 4-dash. The password for that app is Hello Fresh. I did have a woman say to me, Hey, how many are primal urges? I was like, Do I look like a guy who has primal urges to you? I look more like an out-of-work builder bear. I looked more like every member of the band, Berenicka Ladies, rolled into one. She's like, no, pull my hair and spang me. I said the same time. I did it. I did it. You remember Wilson from Castaway? Tom Hansen. You know, as we get older, I mean, I need my agrar, right? You know, sorry, I didn't mean you. He's 29. He's a little overweight, but he doesn't need my agrar. If he can find it, because when he runs, it goes inside itself. That's actually me. Anyways. They found out Viagra causes melanoma. I don't know if you guys know this, but Viagra has been known to cause melanoma.  I don't know for sure. They do have women's Viagra now. They got the pink pill. Just like every other medication on the market comes with side effects.  Let's tell you what. If you're wet and it's last more than four hours, seek my attention.


What's up everybody, JC here from Jatsby's casebreak.com. We just filled up a little quick filler that gives away eight football mixture spots. With this 2020 Panini Donners football one fat pack break, random teams number 32. So guys, first the way it works is we're randomize the customer names and teams to distribute the hits out of the fat pack. And then at the end of the break, we will take the customer names and a new dice roller randomizer, randomize them and the top eight out of the 32 will win a spot in the football mixer. Which would do one more pack filler and sell the spots straight up and we are in Breaksville for this football mixture which is a very nice one guys. So here we go guys, let's do the break first. Let's roll it and we got ourselves a one to three for four times. So good luck. One, two, three, and four. So four times, Chris down to Kevin. Let me just, four times. One, two, three, four. Broncos down to the Cardinals. All right, and just a little quick glance. This is what, 2020 right? So some of the bigger teams, Bangles, Roberts. You got Chargers down here, Rick, Miami, Kyle. And like I said, just stick with what you got guys. Let me alphabetize it. I can actually paste this into these spreadsheet. All right, now let's quickly do a quick fat pack break. See what we can get out of here. Little Donners. Actually these will all just be base. So we'll skim through them up until right here. We're gonna get some colors. So we got Delvin Cook. Say Kwon Barkley, Christian Kurt, and Utor Gross Matos, a little blue. Press groove. Some highlights that we got here. Ricky. And there you go.  Now let's switch scenes. Here's the dice roller. Here's the customer names. Now let's roll the dice. And we got ourselves a two and a five for seven times. So good luck. Remember, top eight get into the break guys. It's a two and a five seven times. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. All right, seven times. Top eight. Catherine. Michael. Catherine, Matthew, Robert, Gregory, Catherine, and Kevin, Benedict. There you go, after seven times. Top eight are in. Congratulations guys. So remember, one more way to win. If it hasn't been posted, I will post it up right now. So we can get that one rolling guys. So appreciate it. JaspiesCaseBricks.com.


ll have the rig. Stick around brb All right, and also we can take this time if you need to see your players again I can scroll up and down to your players and and so you just so you can see who you have I've got uries and bellinger on there too some bonuses I mean it might be worth kind of Getting it re-looked at by somebody and and have those autographs authenticated too. So you got the whole boat All right, twc trade window closed. Let's do another three baseballs. Let's see what we got Got some nice ones the last round We have some nice ones in general. Let's see if we can find three more nice ones All right, we've got an active player here. I think I guess you would talk to psa about that All right first baseball um active outfielder And dh now nowadays 35 year old ridey Played for one two three four teams my entire career 288 batting average lifetime 1522 hits 282 home runs And 899 runs batted in a five-time all-star A world series champion a three-time silver slugger An al rbi leader Hit four home runs in one game back in 2017 I didn't realize he was on this first team He got who was originally drafted in 2006 by the twins In the 36th round but didn't sign And then went to nova southeastern university Where he played college baseball from 07 to 09 Set the career home run record And then was selected in the 20th round of the 2009 draft by houston I didn't realize he was with houston I don't remember those. Yeah, oliver nailed it jd martinez Yeah, he was in jd martinez was in houston from 2011 to 2014 But then I remember his tiger's days and I remember his His Astro or his, uh Tiger's days and diamond back days, but There it is jd martinez Yeah, james ended up getting it too james. This is yours by the way. There's the mlb hologram sticker And I don't see a fanatic sticker on this but jd martinez Going out to you. All right next baseball Excuse me See what we got here in This one Oh, oliver has some old bowman sterling rookie cards there All right, another active baseball player Now this player hasn't been around for very long But already has a lifetime 277 batting average. He's a righty outfielder dh Already has 120 home runs 296 runs Batted in and 107 stolen base. He's already part of the 100 hundred club three-time all-star nl rookie of the year two-time silver slugger nl stolen base leader 30 30 In 2019 who am I yep kevin's got it oliver's got it ronald akunya junior That's going to go to eugenie. There's his auto right there I think you got both both holograms right there as well Nice one eugenie. There you go Third and final one. Good luck. There's a lot of fun folks We got another three in the store if you want to get after another one before the night is out jaskyceasebrakes.com I think we had this player a few breaks ago So these stats will sound familiar but Righty starting pitcher Win lost records 74 and 57 a 342 era 1189 strikeouts played for two teams my entire career And this particular baseball, I think there's an inscription on it. I think the previous one didn't have an inscription uh, his inscription Is regarding his 2021 all-star appearance selection and appearance The year he was a nl strikeout leader Yeah, we had this one before there you go oliver zack wheeler Did the previous zack wheeler have A all-star game inscription on it or no? I don't think it did I don't think it did right because the other one I don't remember an all-star game stan on the baseball That's the other cool thing about this you might see You know some names get Get a repeat sometimes, but but there's a lot of different kinds All right zack wheeler third and final is going to go to james james with two Of the three there you go gang i'm joe for jaskycecasebrakes.com. I'll see you next time for the next one Bye-bye. All right. Yeah seeing the different stamps on there are pretty cool, too I think I think game use is a possibility, but I think it's extremely rare Got another one down to five We got eric with six in number 35 Eric's looking ahead to tomorrow gets contenders one rams Eugene gets five more Adam gets one more erin gets two erin gets three Gets one more for his third spot Leaving us with four left What's up charles? Did we get a banchero last night? I don't remember pulling a banchero last night And sal gets four Nice i'm hoping for some 10. I'm always hoping for 10s All right folks. I load it up enough. We're gonna do break 35 right now. I load it up another one um 36 We should have time to fill it and do it as like the last break of the night Right, I think we can do it. All right. Let me grab a few more here. Hey, you're welcome james Thanks for getting in. Yeah, that's why I like these baseballs. It kind of adds like something different to your uh You know just something a little different to the collection, you know what I mean On my qb chart. I don't know take a look. It's on the break schedule charles, but uh I don't think I added anybody yet though I think they're gonna be drafting one though Hi, everyone joe for jasby's case breaks.com. These are fun people like them We're gonna do another three box break of those fanatics under wraps autographed baseballs one spot gets you nine. This is break 35 And one spot will get the any and all multi signed baseballs All right, big thanks to this group of peeps here peeps players persons for getting into it Let's give you nine right there. There's one already two three four five six seven eight And nine All right. Now let's gather all of your names Copy them put them into one list. Let's copy all the players names Copy them put them into another list And then we'll put all the results of the randomizer here Good luck. Let's roll it randomize it five into four nine times for names and teams one or players two three four five six seven eight And ninth and final time five and a four We got eugene down to eric five and a four nine times for the players one two three four five six seven eight And ninth and final time five and a four nine times. There's another nine. We've got big mac Down to christian yellich all right, so I'll show you the list as is and then we'll uh alphabetize by your first name so you can see All of your players group together. All right now let's alphabetize by your first names Erin there are your group of players here and the rest over here Adam there's your group of players Eric there's the first group There's the next group and some more Good luck Eugene Are your players here? Sorry right over there and then sal Here are your players Including your last spot mojo player is down there All right, we're gonna pause the video when we come back We're gonna see if there's any trades then we'll have the break stick around. We'll be right back And let me know if you need me to scroll down to uh, so you can see your Uh, so you can see your players again All right, and the next baseball break already down to nine We can put it right there in that time slot and that'll probably bring us right to the end of the night Maybe a little bit maybe a little bit over but Just about It's worth doing another one if you get it if we if you fill it by the top of the hour, we'll do it No, nothing Should we roll eight spots left in the next one kevin just got one All right, let's roll. All right, welcome back folks No deals were done So let's see what we got And let's play who am I love this game. Oh, we got a gold baseball Gold baseball alert All right, we got a 30 year old starting pitcher active A righty, but bats left although we'll never see him bat probably ever uh Win loss record 57 and 41 A lifetime 342 eora 872 strikeouts a 1.18 whip cool whip Played for one two three four teams my entire career And was a one-time all-star and he would be He'd be pretty darn good If it wasn't for numerous injuries that have derailed my career, but Became one of only five pitchers on this organization to strike out 200 batters in one season before the age of 25 He was really good. Yeah What gave it away? No, it's intergrated. I didn't think I gave away very many clues It is indeed thor adam and james getting it and this baseball has uh The angels logo on it. He's only spent half a season there, but there it is He's with the Dodgers now Nice, but numerous injuries. I think definitely Has held him back for what could have been what could have been an amazing career for him But hey, he's still grinding. Uh, that's that's for you adam Adam with noa cinder guard. It's ray in the chat the Dodgers can get You know Get some solid Innings out of him I think they'll take it He gives up like maybe four or five runs or so Across six six innings or something like that. I think the Dodgers would take that three to five runs to start Let's keep them in the game Gobble up some innings All right, this is gonna be an easy one. I think Retired baseball player 62 years old a righty shortstop third baseman lifetime 276 batting average 3184 hits 431 home runs 1695 runs batted in played for one team my entire career for about what 20 seasons or so And 19 time all-star Yeah, all of us got it. Yeah, it was easy 19 time all-star a world series champion two time al mv p an al rookie of the year Uh, two time gold glover An eight time silver slugger a Roberto Clemente award winner My number retired by the orioles in the orioles hall of fame part of the major league baseball all-century team And a first ballot hall of famer with 98.53 of the vote And an mlb record 2632 consecutive games played a record that I think will Never be broken Calorabin Junior. Yeah, who's the next Avenger? We have four. We have iron man Who's next? Uh, we would have to pull a david right captain america There's the iron man right there. That's for sal. There you go sal I feel like all the right. I mean, I could I could see like DiMaggio's hit record hit street record going down before Like in the next I could see that happening in the next five years or so Five ten years. I could see that happening But the consecutive games that's that's never going to happen right not not in this day and age All right, we got a gold stitch baseball Oh with a gold glove logo on it. All right, nice another we got a uh, so we had Calorabin jr. We had nois cinder guard and we got a It's not david right. I'm sorry. I wish it was captain america, but it's not all right A lefty first baseman Still active lifetime 265 batting average 1476 hits 283 home runs 889 runs batted in a play for three teams my entire career A three-time all-star a world series champion four-time gold glover Platinum glove award winner a silver slugger and a Roberto Clemente award winner And you got already got that fast What gave what gave that away? Do you know anthony rizzo's like lifetime stats on hand? He's with the Padres in 2011 with the Cubs from 12 to 21 And then is currently with the Yankees. It's got a good glove That is And that is commemorated here The gold glove balls are pretty cool. I like the the gold stitching That's pretty sweet Got the stickers right there and anthony rizzo is going to go to It's going to go to Eugene. There you go Eugene. Congrats everybody. I'm joe for jaskiescasebreaks.com And I'll see you next time for maybe one more. Bye. Bye Oh three left in the other one Is rizzo a first-rounder? No, I think he was a sixth round pick According to wikipedia actually Transit if you buy every spot, I'll guarantee all three baseballs for you Yeah, this is not any look at the check. There's 171 players on this list. This is not an easy one to hit in I wouldn't set my expectations at At hitting You meant hall of fame for who? Rizzo? No, he will not be a first first ballot hall of famer Yeah, he's right. Exactly Oliver. He's borderline at best Yeah, maybe even Cubs Hall of Fame at best Yeah, Rizzo a locked-in Mike tower is saying If you buy as a ticket That's right. Oliver don't you have you have a baseball tournament there later in the summer, right? Kids baseball tournament In july right nice Sold out nice Yeah, Rizzo in the hall of very good You know, but he's already 32 years old He's gonna need another I mean, he's got to hit some milestone numbers. He's got to hit get like I don't know 400 500 home runs and get to 2500 plus hits At minimum, I think And then he's got to knock out something like a an MVP or two would help But there's no real like kind of moment or window of just like complete domination where Where I mean, he's only won the silver slugger once You know, so Hall of very good though All right, there you go.  You're like, yeah Great player these clutching some moments very memorable fan favorite that sort of thing but At the end of the day, you know Just in the hall of very good I only see two orders. So these last two folks must have done work. Yeah, Eugene picks up five And then that means Sal must have picked up the last three he did Perfect, this is a great way to end the night folks. This will be our last break of the night I would almost say If it wasn't for his injuries, Chris Bryant might just have a better shot at Chris Bryant's already 31 Time flies by Now injuries got in Chris Bryant's way nevermind Yeah, he might pad some stats though in colorado If he plays like 150 plus games for the duration of his Of his contract He'll be in the hall very good Isn't that kind of wild to think about I feel like most world series winning teams And we might have to do the math on that. What do you think Oliver? Do you think most world series winning teams have a future hall of famer on them? At least one How many world series team winning teams do and don't? I mean in the last like since since 2000 I feel like every world series winning team 90 have to have at least one hall of famer on it, right? If not more Hi everyone, Joe for jazby's case breaks.com coming at you with Yeah, another one another three box break of 2022 fanatics under wraps 2.0 Autograph baseballs. This is break number 36 One spot gets you nine players and one of those spots are going to get any and all multi signed baseballs big Thanks to this group for making this break happen. I appreciate you So let's uh Multiply that list by nine Then we'll run the randomizer There you go. So there'll be 171 items on each list Let's gather all your names for the first list And let's gather all the names from this list. Yeah from the 2020 world series ball The future hall of famers on that world series winning team Definitely clayton kershaw mookie bets Freddie no not Freddie freemians it was afterwards mookie bets Maybe clayton kershaw. Absolutely. All right Let's roll it randomize names and players four and a four eight the hard way me too surge rose one two three four five six seven and eight to put the result in this first tab here four and a four eight the hard way for the players one two three four five six seven and eight All right There's the first Part of the list right here. We'll just keep going through I just want to show you the list as is before I alphabetize by your first name Yeah, that's an interesting trivia question that oliver's bringing up Because he was like he was thinking were there any hall of famers on that 2016 cubs team Then I that got me to thinking I feel like most world series winning teams Have to have at least one hall of famer, right? Mostly like 90% of the time has to right It'd be interesting to to pull up that date. All right, there's everyone there. Let's sort by your first names And so Eric there are your players here Good luck And Eugene they're your players right there Kevin they're your players Sal there's your group right over here Plus your last bot mojo players Tyler there's your players here I think you might have the rest Tyler. Yeah, you do There you go All right, we're gonna pause the video see if there's any trades when we come back. We'll have the break stick around brb No, I don't think chris brian. I think I think he's lost a number of years to the injury and I don't know. I don't think he'll quite get there. I don't know if Aroldis Chapman's gonna get into the uh To the hall of fame Feel like there's isn't there like a close. I feel like there's a closer backlog There Now Chapman's 24 on the saves list I don't know He's he's border borderline I would say but then you then you're implying that see plus sign indicates hall of famer I mean If Chapman's a hall of famer then Francisco rodriguez has got to get in john franco billy wagner You know craig kimberle eventually kenley jansen denise or dentists. I guess i know joe nathan as 377 saves. I mean are these hall of famers Hall its closers are weird though because like rolly fingers is a hall of famer but he has 341 saves But I guess that was in an era where saves weren't as common so No, only one ring the 2016 So like I think that that's that's the closer spot is pretty difficult Yeah, did those royals teams end up having I don't think john lackey's a hall of famer Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know if the royals had like a hall of famer on their team No, john lester's not a hall of famer Actually, is he a hall of famer? The problem with john lester is I don't think there was really He kind of has some decent stats, but that might just be due to longevity in his career. He would have had to He would have had to had like either a ton of all stars or Or like a knockout a couple psi youngs. Yeah, john lester does have a few though The rings might get him in You know, maybe in later ballots. What is what is his, uh, What is his I guess he's not on No, right 2021. So it'll we'll see. I mean, it'll be interesting to see what how voters weigh those weigh those, uh You know weigh those, uh world series, but What how what did he do in the world series too is if he had like, uh World series and like let's say he had two world series mvps or something like that You know, that's you know, that would be I would I would put some weight to that Being able to pitch in the clutchest of moments So Yeah, I mean he has a lifetime 251 postseason era It'll be interesting to see when john when john lester is a uh Is up for it officially that could be Possible maybe late ballot All right, let's get this break going. We can table this conversation for another another time. I like that though Next time we're doing like a long break oliver We should go through some teams and see which world series teams and like from 2000 now have hall famers or not Shilling should be All right, welcome back folks. No deals are done. The list remains and in fact, I'm gonna alphabetize this by player name Makes a little bit easier for me See who we got good luck Oh That's this full. Okay, we got we got a full name here. Okay. That's pretty cool We've had this player before but we have not had um We've had this player before but not with this uh inscription 71 years old born in colorado springs colorado 310 saves and a ninth ballot hall of famer 2008 with 85.8 of the vote Nine time all-star world series champion a three time al saves leader Who am I? Yeah goose gossage Richard michael gossage Ooh surge bros you got to retract that statement retract that statement marion marion has a little more than 310 saves Quick you can retract it. No one will have to know Got the full name inscription there Although. Oh no, we copy the oh no that chat's on the route. You can't too late It's public. All right goose gossage I want to say the only two geese There's another goose in baseball, right? I think the only two goose names That are that were in baseball ended up being hall of famers. So If your kid has a goose nickname Eugene Eugene with goose gossage full name inscription All right, we've had this player before as well, but I don't think I don't think this person will mind seeing that All right. We got a righty venezuelan outfielder Three time all star two time all mlb second team an nl rookie of the year two times silver slugger an nl stolen base leader and part of An already a part of the 3030 club in his young career Man, what a family akunas. Yeah, it's ronald akunia jr. Akunia's grandfather remaldo blanco and his father ronald akunia senior both played minor league baseball akunia senior represented Venezuelan the 2011 pan am games Akunia is the eldest of four sons a younger brother.  I think in minnesota An uncle jose eskabar played for the cleveland indians in 1991 several cousins have also played major league baseball Namely vizante campos. I'll see these eskabar edwin eskabar kelvin eskabar Tyler with ronald akunia jr. This guy's pretty good This guy's definitely on hall of fame track And you got the stickers right there as well Right brian akunia. All right. And once again that is uh, yep for tyler sandberg with that one. All right Third and final. Good luck everybody I don't think we've seen this guy What did he really? Oh, yeah, that's right. I think brian akunia. Oh, no, I think louis an hell Is on the rangers, right and brian akunia Must be on the twins, correct. All right. Um All right retired baseball player 54 years old righty Hall of famer on the seventh ballot with 86.2 of the vote four-time all-star nl mvp nl rookie of the year gold glover three-time silver slugger nl rbi leader Play for one team my entire career Who am I? Um, he was famously uh Famously traded traded away. This is probably one of the one of the One of those trades that they would want to take back late in the uh in this season This team who are in search of relief pitching to prove their chance of making the playoffs contacted this team About larry anderson stan benjamin who scouted The new england region for this team recommended they asked for this player in return This team initially has stayed owned to his sparse home run production But he persuaded them The red sox took the astros' offer the trade is now considered one of the most sideways trades in baseball history Named second worst trade in sports history only behind red sox trading ruth to the yankees although Relief pitcher larry anderson pitched well down in the 19th stretch in 1990 allowed three runs in 22 Innings to help secure the red sox al east division title on the final day of the season the a swept them out of the alcs Then they then lost anderson after the season when he was declared a new look free agent due to the third collusion settlement. Wow There's a collusion settlement Yeah sparse home run power then went on to hit 449 home runs in his career. That's jeff bagwell. That's right oliver part of the killer bees That's awesome. There's both stickers right there Got an mvp inscription 297 to 2314 hits 449 at home runs over 1500 rbis jeff friggin bagwell And that goes to sal sal robles with the jeff bagwell spot A killer bee Going your way Thanks everybody for watching a lot of fun with us today. There'll be some more in the store So check it out jaspyscasewrakes.com. I'm joe. I'll see you next time for the next one. Bye. Bye. All right. Nice Great day of breaks How many spots are you gonna buy surge row? surge row wants to keep ripping but Crickets zero spots. That's right. We'll reconvene tomorrow Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a busy day tomorrow Contenders football court king's basketball drops tomorrow. You can pre-order now Jason will be with you live. I think he's shutting things down too. He'll be live early 11 a.m. Pacific 2 p.m. Eastern and then I'll tag into my usual time And we'll keep doing this silliness this craziness all over again. Hopefully we'll pull you some monsters as well over Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow I know where your baseball is on this cart, but they'll be able to find it too if you're in before I am I think that's it for me. Thanks for watching everybody great day of breaks a lot of fun with the baseballs Make sure you pre-order your teams for contenders. That's already down to seven You know, it's just so Jason can hit the ground running. We can set the tone for the rest of the day Maybe get a lot of contenders done. Maybe get a lot of court king's basketball done right here And remember that's that's the new uh, that's the new draft class is 2022 23 court king's basketball. So palo bancheros chet home grooms, etc, etc, etc So let's get that done And you know, maybe whatever else we get done. We can we can have fun with that as well So thanks everybody. Yeah wrecks have a great night. Thanks for hanging men mark Oliver sal surge bros And whoever else is up and awake listening and hanging out. Thank you very much. Really appreciate you I'll see you next time for the next one. Join Jason early And hit the ground running by your spots overnight. Bye. Bye


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Hey there friends, thanks for checking in. This video is sponsored by Sonoran Desert Institute. If you're interested in a career in the ever-growing firearms industry, arm yourself with an education. Sonoran Desert Institute offers online learning like armor courses all the way up to an associate degree. Visit sdi.edu or call<PHONE_NUMBER> to learn more. Hey there friends, thanks for checking in. Going to the range is therapeutic. It's peaceful. It's calming. It's a sense of self. I find myself.  Some people go to their favorite restaurant. We go to the range to have a great time. We get our gear ready. We get the right ammo. And we head off to the range expecting to have a great time. But sometimes things turn out to be a disaster. Now, when that happens, it is typically either user error or equipment failure. And this weekend I experienced both. Now, I don't mind user error. All right. That gives us a chance to learn. What did I do wrong? What do I have to remember next time? Where does this gun impact? You know, how am I shooting low? What am I doing with this gun that I didn't do with the other gun? That's all good stuff. And I don't mind rain. I don't mind snow and cold weather. I know what I'm getting into.  And I've experienced it all this weekend. Now, the weekend started out great. I picked up a new golf cart. It's a 2018 EasyGo gas-powered golf cart. I wanted one for years. I had this customized a bit. And I don't know what's going on in Michigan or the surrounding states because I checked all over the place. But golf carts are in high demand right now. And I was able to get this 2018 EasyGo. And I'm thinking, all right, off to a good start. I can't wait to get to the range and complete the weekend. So I go to the National Forest, which is where I go. And I have to set up my targets. And I did pick up a couple new targets. These came in just today. So they are not on video yet. But I did pick up a couple more targets. I have two ranges typically that I use. And then I try to build up those ranges so that they're challenging. And they're exciting and whatever. So I picked up these targets afterward. But I set up. And people that make videos, you'll understand this, I went to turn my camera on. It stayed on for about five minutes. And then it completely died out. I had the wrong battery in there.  I've been doing this for years. And I still forget to put the charged battery in there. Wouldn't it be wise to charge both batteries? So I had to take everything away. I had all my guns and ammo on a table.  Many times I go to the range. I don't even bring a camera. I go just for that therapeutic experience.  So that happened. Then I have the Axl Ghost Strike 2. The hearing protection that I touted a couple videos ago. I love those things too. They're great. They work outstanding. It enhances the hearing. But they are battery-operated. And guess what I did? I left the battery on. No different than leaving your red dot on that doesn't turn off automatically. And then you go to the range to use your rifle or whatever and it doesn't work.  So I put these in. All excited because it was one of my second time with these. And I hear the battery's dead because I left it on the whole time.  So I'm over two on batteries. User failure. But then I'm shooting this 1911. This para. It's unloaded. And now when you shoot in 1911, it's best to put your strong side some over the thumb safety so it doesn't engage when shooting. You can be confident that it's not going to engage. But if you put your thumb underneath the thumb safety and you experience recoil, which you will with 45, it's very likely that it could engage that. Then you pull the trigger. Nothing happens. And you realize that you made that mistake. Now I know better. I haven't shoot in 1911. I know better. But it still happened. It happened on video. And if you watch my next video, you will see that. And I didn't cover it up or anything. I showed exactly what happened and how I messed that up. The one hand gun, one shotgun, rifle series that I've been running is it's my favorite series. The hardest thing to get is rifles and shotguns. I have plenty of handguns to feature. But once I already used all of my rifles and shotguns, I have friends who loaned me theirs. I talked about Greg. He also loaned me the shotgun and rifle for this next video. And here is his mini 30. Now this is a nice rifle. And I love vortex optics. This is a Crossfire 2 made by vortex. I took a few shots. I was bench resting it because this hoax stock is really heavy. I mean, it is heavy. And so as I'm bench resting it, I take a couple shots and the optic goes completely blurred, blurred. And I was looking around to see if a lens popped out or what could have happened. I have no idea. But the optic went completely blurred. Now thankfully vortex has a lifetime warranty. And I am fully confident that they're going to take care of it. But I had to contact my buddy and say, Oh, by the way, rifle performed well. But the optic didn't.  You have to tell them that. So that's what I did. Now this is and that was equipment failure. But this is also equipment failure. Now here's my Zastava M70 AB2 AK variant. Okay, it is unloaded here. I have a Elfman AK trigger. Okay, can you see that's a flat trigger. This trigger feels great. It's flat trigger, real light, seemingly a nice strike. But ever since this was installed, okay, I'm not sure if you can see that, but it's red in there. That's consistent with Elfman triggers. They got out of the AK business.  And so they got out of it. But this trigger from the time I had it installed, which it's not adjustable, has or creates light primer strikes, I get two or three shots off. And I experienced light primer strikes. That's what I had with this. Now, it happened before, I guess for some reason, you know, I want to take this out. I haven't shot it in a while. I guess for some reason, I thought, well, it's not going to happen anymore. But it happened. And it just piled on to all the things happening that made it a little bit of a miserable experience or a couple other things that, you know, I started thinking, good grief, could this, you know, this, the therapeutic thing made me very angry. And I was getting a bad attitude and thinking, why do I even do this stuff? But I also remember I do it because I love you. And just like those who played sports, we have bad practices. And sometimes we have a bad range day, and you just have to get over it. If you like videos like this, please subscribe and share. I always appreciate thumbs up button. Thanks for watching and you guys be safe.


Aura is the subtle manifestation of everything that you are. If you look at one's aura, you clearly know his physical health, his mental health, his karmic structure. In a way, he's past and present.   So, aura is a certain manifestation of yourself, a subtler manifestation in the physical body. Keeping it clean is good. It's keeping your body clean good. Even if you don't understand, somebody sitting next to you understands that it's good. It's good to keep your body clean. It's good to keep your mind clean. It's good to keep everything that is you clean because we are not… I'm not trying to teach you sanitation. What I'm saying is if we want to do something with anything, first thing is we purify. If you want to take anything to a higher possibility, first thing is to purify. Without purification, you cannot do anything better than the way it is right now. So purifying your body and your mind, for this we've taught you many methods, practices, food, this, that, so many aspects to keep your body and mind clean. Aura is a manifestation. It's not a presence by itself.  So that can be cleansed. Have you noticed that when you have a shower or a bath, as we say in India, which is not a dip but pouring of water over your body, when you let water go over you, you're not just cleaning the physical self. That is, you're not just cleaning the skin, something else also gets cleaned.  So a shower is not just about cleaning the skin of your body, you can cleanse the aura to some extent because what you call as body is a manifestation or a play of fire elements. So you can give yourself a water bath, you can similarly give yourself a wind bath, you must see this. Suppose there's a gentle breeze flowing, you just went and stood like this. Suppose you wear thin clothes and simply stand like this, after some time you feel… have you noticed that? Have you noticed this? You feel so clean and you want to feel like transparent and you want to fly away. Wind can do that. It should be just of the right velocity and feel and temperature and everything. If it's right, you will see wind just cleanses you. Wind bath. We can also give you a mud bath.   So what's being done in the temple is a fire bath because you know, this is by the way.  You just touch the aura of your body in a certain way. There are certain patterns running in your aura along the tracks. You run the fire, you will see suddenly you'll feel bright and clear. You know this, people from Indian origin, you clearly know this. In your homes, your grandmothers were taking off drishti for you or are cleansing. Maybe some of your grandmothers knew how exactly to do it. Some of them didn't know with the ignorance they did simply something. If it's properly done, it'll work wonderfully well. If it's simply done somehow, still works partially.  Have you noticed this? Because it's just a fire bath and it does things to the system. So, what is being given in the temple is klesh and ashenakriya. That means a… a process which destroys impurities is when English aura cleansing is to take away the impurities from the aura so that the body breathes better and feels better in terms of health, well-being, mental balance, everything. The neem, they used only the leaf on you, I think they should have used the stick. The neem stick is good, you know. It awakens lots of people.  Neem is a very cleansing thing. If you're eating the morning ball, you know your stomach will be clean. If you… if you have any kind of infection stuff in this country, they would always put you on a bed of neem leaf because it's a great cleanser of the system and a great energizer. So, the leaf has tremendous medicinal properties and very strong pranic reverberations that… and it's bitter enough to get the devil out of you.