We're about to start us a segment called Titties in the Builder. Yeah? Man. Well, that's just what we bring. Big titties in the building. This is part two. Part two. I was not here. You miss part one? I need you to jump out. When Perseverne came, he was in here. I noticed. I don't know. He hit a bad one. They don't need to clue me or not. I'm going to call. DCA is crazy. You know that, right? Yeah, he's doing it, man. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Bobby, tell us if you have any way to do the work. Places, everyone. Get in your places. It's about that time. Hold up.  You're going to refill on your banana sundae? No, no, no. I don't know. I don't know.  She tasted very diverse. Jack Thrymmer. I like this. I couldn't drink a lot of it, though. I can have a little bit and I'm like, ah. You taste like maple syrup, like this. You asked for this club soda? Yeah. Oh, you sophisticated him. You got to drink. You got to attend for this. You got to drink all the time. No. You should. I'm going to work on that. Together. Let's go in one glass. Oh, just like that? Are we excited today to be friends? We'll carbonate you for you. You don't hear what all these boobs, they're going to say we're exploiting women. I'm fine. I ain't bad. You're about for us. You'll say they're good. What's exploiting about it? I'm here because I want to be here. No, but they say they're good. If you're too bad, they start using bigger words. Yeah. My favorite thing is I ain't worried about nobody but me. Let them tell you what they're going to do. All right, J-Wen. He's got your huge boogie woogie woogie. So big.  He's got your hoogoo boogie woogie woogie. It's like a boogie woogie woogie. But my second daughter's so fine at it, bro.  She got a personality that she on before words. She got the words now where it's like... I'm like, ooh. Sometimes they come through clear hair done. But what? She just said something, nigga. I said, what? How old is she now? One and some change. That's a black-ass age right there. One and some change. That's black history right there. One and some change. She about 17 months. No. About 15, 14, 15 months. No, about 15 months. About 15 months. Hell, man, I'm tripping. Now, the baby's older than that. The baby got to be about 17, 18 months. Oh, sometimes I talk to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.  About 20 months. Man, man. Yeah, man. That's all I'm on time. Don't show this. She about to be two. Real talk. I met a girl. She was like, yeah, my baby up 89 months.   You don't even know what grade they're supposed to be in. Well, 89 months. Your baby's going to be in the third grade. You need to know about 89 months. Yeah, you the baby agent. Fed tap. Man, what? You just 89 months. Oh, they got cup soda, man.  What are you eating on me? Cup soda. Man. Why not? The cup soda will make your damn tennis so big. God damn. Hey, DC, I didn't tell you. I'm starting a new series. It's called Tennis in the Building, an 85 self-show version. Well, we just going to bring well-endowed women through here and just have titties in the building. Just titties Tuesdays. Welcome back to the 85 self-show class. This is actually volume two of the TITBs. That's the technical term. Yeah. Introduce yourself to DC. Yeah. Just jump right in. Temptress. Temptress? Yeah. That's your real name? No. That's the first name last? Yes. Temptress. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you sitting at home and watching us today in the trap, we have the lovely Temptress. Hello. Yeah, yeah. My God, the grown man part of the show. We know our audience and we know that y'all are fans just like we are. Yes. So we dedicate this show to y'all. Welcome to the trap. She is pushing beef. Uh-uh. These are peas right here. That's the only definition I'll accept for real now. CDE. I like that. I think you stick with that. JK. L.M. Hold up. L.M. L.M. right there. I thought it was like L.M. N.P. Yeah. I slowed it down. I never slowed it down right there. Yeah, I was like L.M. N.P. I thought it was like L.M. N.P. I thought it was like L.M. N.P. Anyone here for the first episode of Titties in the Building? Oh, you want to hear it? You want us doing H's? S's. Oh, we're for the alphabet. Oh, no way. Bam.  We're going to go through the whole alphabet. Q.R.S. We got to bring somebody with an A. You got to start over. We here. We here. We here. We here. We here. We here. We here. We here. We here. Smaller than double A. What? Triple A. Triple A. I ain't been there so well. I don't know. You're used to it. I can't. I'm like, I don't know. You born with triple A. Didn't know if I came out. No. Come out with Titties. How? I know. Don't say that. It's a time. I don't even know if that's politically right to say. What is it? You can't be... I'm standing with Titties. No. See, that's too far. He said it. Bam. Come out like that. No. This is too weird. He said it. That's strange. It is. For her Titties to get this big, that means when she was born. Uh-huh. No, don't say it. Oh. It was just already inside her. And then when she was old enough to have a name like... Remember that. Remember that. There you go. When did you get to... I got my late. Me too. That was the question. No, she didn't explode. I was late. No. I was late as hell. When did you get to... Yeah. They maybe started like 9th to 10th grade. That ain't late. That's late. That's not right. Nah, not too late. I don't know what they was eating. But they had some for that. And then they just kept going. Where you going? I'm going to Chicago. Okay, you going to Chicago. What part? South side. South side, Chicago. Let's go. I need to sit. What was that? I need to get her to talk with these two. What'd you say? I'm not going to need some weed. You're making DC nervous. You're making me feel like an old nigga. I just want to sit down and talk to you about these. You're creating the hostile working violence. He's just going to get locked in. So, so, so... Tell me why did you... Tell me why did you... Tell me why did you... Tell me why did you... Just keep growing. I think they're stopping out of our gut. I think they're going to fucking... Can y'all sell that shit? Can I do what? Can y'all sell some... Why would I do that?  No, you can't donate titty.  You donate blood? Why you can't donate what? No, no, no, man... You take the blood, you might well take the titty. DC, you've been on that whiskey man.  You been on that whiskey, man. If you donate blood, you can donate a tittie. No, you can't. No. You can donate a kidney? No. So I can't. You can't. You gotta work with what you've got. You can't get nobody. So what silicone is it?   Once you take it out, you can't do it. It's over. I ain't know it dried up like a razor. It don't dry up, you just can't reuse it.  Because that's fake. No, they have to switch it out.  Yeah, you've got to upgrade.   No, that's done. Ain't no recycling. No, DC. What you mean, what's in there? They got to ask them type of questions. No, 2020. If you got to ask that, don't hit it. Don't do it. I don't want to ask you to resign, because I ain't rolling up. Don't hit it. That's your people, though.  Damn, your people know that. That's your people. Hey, listen, all my people done did drug before. For real? I just got to make sure they ain't doing it now. You ain't trippin' this time. I appreciate it. You ain't trippin' today. You know that part of the day, I did it.  All right, go ahead. I smell it. It's just a different atmosphere when his tit is in the building. Everybody happy. Look how happy everybody is. Everybody been cheesing. Everybody been cheesing extra hard. I ain't never met somebody that's mad at you. They're like, come on.  How you going to be mad at you? They be in the way sometimes, but I like it. Somebody people only hate us. Like, anybody that's mad at booze, like, you hate them.  But they got to go off in the mouth. They be trying to back. You're not trying to suffocate with you.   Nigga, be honest, drop it on my head. We're going to work out a neck grave. Two weeks later, what happened? Don't worry about it. It was worth it. It's all being worth it. Hey, hey, I'm going to be OK. Y'all funny. Don't worry about me.  What did the little girl say? Worry about yourself. That's funny. Man. Damn. You don't want to go back? No. Thankfully, he got some girl with B.T. They be complaining. Oh, my back. I can't wait to reduce these bitches. Oh, my back. Look, look.  They be like, my chest.  What happened? They start catching more colds? Yeah, they be like, my chest. Which of those people with smaller breasts that got back problems? Like, it's not about size. It's about your neck. I don't got that neck on your back. Who about your mattress? You're definitely new. You didn't know that since you childhood. And the city's killing me. No, that was the twin bed. Bro, I had a full, I didn't even have a full bed. I thought I had a full bed for a long time. I had a twin bed. Yes, you did. I had a twin bed. When I say twin bed, listen. You know how you can't literally turn over? You can just literally like, you know what I'm saying? Right. Look, I'm at the wall, on the floor. Who told you? Nobody. I finally laid on the full bed and I was like, yours bigger than mine. This bed is bigger than my bed. I must've got a little full. Oh, man. I must've got a little full. They be like, they got a little full. I'm spoiled now.  For how long? I gotta have a king bed. How long you had a king? Shit.  Shit.  If that's what you want. You gotta run. I'm gonna say that the third kind of king. It's bigger than the California king.   For real? If you want to get out the bed, that's it. I like that one. I gotta get that one like boosted poster.   It's cause of it. But you don't even lay in the middle of the bed. You just lay in the corner, cause it'd be so big. No, I'm laying dead in the middle. So you got to crawl in the middle. That took more. I want to be at roll over four, five times still be in the bed. Not anyway. I'm tired. I don't want to run out the bed like that. That shoulda made me no get up. If you gonna take all this and get out of the bed, I'm just gonna lay in the bed.   How about this my twin bed?  I was like, I can poop in the bed that much like that.  No. I grew out of twins. I think I had my twin bed cause I was like 22. Shit. You grew out of it. No, no. Better way. No nigga, my feet used to hang off the bed. Like literally used to hang. I used to go to sleep and my feet used to be like took between the handboard and the mattress. Oh, so you would sleep this? Yeah. I used to be sleep like this way. Feet down there, literally on the wall, hanging out the bed. Never thought nothing was wrong with it. And I had termites in my wall.  I did it no, Bryce.  I'm like, bro, something's in the top damn window, man. What is that? And then years later, it was termites. I was like, bro, I've been living with termites, nigga. Damn, I'm off from the hood. That's not, that's, it's tough, but it ain't the worst.  What you mean? I already got roaches. Oh, okay, never mind. So you gotta understand, late night, so when I'm laying down, it quiet here all right here. I'm like, man, what's in my window, man? Termites, nigga. This is not like, nigga, in one or the other. No, I have those. I give it everything. Insects. Seasonal, I had seasonal insects. And then roach, roater, rat, and then an ant. I had ants in the spring. Everybody had them, man. Georgia have an infestation of some kind of bug every summer.   Am I trippin'? Now, you remember some time, I used to be in the hood, and you knew that one nigga yard that was infested with ants. Like, his yard just had ants. Like, where did these black ants come from? They just all over the yard. All over, the big ants.   Centipedes.  They be everywhere. Centipedes keep the spiders away. Still, you ever seen one of them come out the tub, though? Hell, yeah.  They just be in the coma. Centipedes be in the coma. I'm talkin' about what you do out there. I ain't on a trip about what you call it. Creakin' cool.   I'm gonna predict it from sight, and they quit. I don't like that. They make that loud as noise. They chirp, and you don't want that. You don't want that? I'll take that before I take roaches.  Roaches is silent.  They stay creepy.  My boy, I'll tell you what I have to do. I would rather be with roaches than ants. I hope it's in the P, because it keeps bites away. Ants, you can get rid of them quick, though. Ants, they bite. Ants ain't that bad. There's a lot of them in there. Roaches bite, too. Roaches don't bite? What kind of roaches y'all, hey? You know what, roaches? Shit, me, bro. Roaches bite, too. You ain't got nothing to get up on you. Who? You. I'm living with these niggas. But you ain't living with them niggas. They been on me. She ain't on me. Roaches had them fell out of the sky, hit the girl in the head, and she's like, oh, you seen that?  What's the problem with you? I ain't seen nothing. I seen, I'm like, dad, this is the Philadelphia thing. I see your motherfucking thing.  It do.   Niggas, in my TV on, and I see the shadow. Think something's crawling. I see anything at my periphery if it move fast. I'm on it. Especially if you seen a Roach before the company. Because you didn't get them before they got there. No, they just came out.  Right. Like, people with roaches be surprised when they don't see a Roach all day. They be like, damn, I think they gone. Well, they just waiting. You know what I'm saying? They gotta be gone. Soon somebody come over, he gone away. You like, nigga. I think roaches go back where the other roaches are and be like, nigga, I seen a human. Yeah. I feel like we be in a space. They probably treat us like the police, you know? You know the boys out.  Yeah, I saw it. You feel that? There they go. You know they out there. Right. Who drinking this goddamn granddad and whiskey? That's granddad whiskey. I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna see what it is. Oh, it's for this guy. What you like? Roaches. I love them. What's your drink of choice? Dr. Kev. Shit. Roaches, I love them. You love them. I wouldn't put no bug above them. Roaches, I love them. Oh, this band, I love them. I wouldn't put no bug above them. Uh-uh. And maybe smiley in that.    Them titties, I love them. I started to get catchy. I wanted to stop singing it. And I came up with that. They're going to be singing it all around. What's the use? I came up with that. Them instincts crawl on your back. You've seen that. I ain't seen jazz. Roaches, I love them. Roaches, I love them. Um-bun-bun, they on me. They stomping me. They come out when I. I been saving never home. Um-bun-bun, bug, bug. Question. Because when they had friends, they was there to the end. I remember the last roads I had killed my dog.  That's what it is, my dog. But remember when the niggas went down, I was here. You remember when the job ain't called your look. I was here. Remember when you had nothing to eat. I was here. And when your dog died, I had came over you to sleep. I was here. And you tried to stomp me out before. Remember the last time around, like November 4th. I had one like, hold on, my bro. Won't you stomp me out, though? Listen, I got a family to feed. Nigga, what you talking about? Give me crumbs to eat. Yeah. You free. You walking around doing all this. Nigga, let me crawl up on your girlfriend. When she come over, you remember the moment we know how, with the edges. I had slid down her forehead. I was happy. And you looked at me. I was like, look, what's happening? You did it. It's a little crazy. I'm like, I can't even be mad at you. I'm listening to the story. I'm interested in chapter 4. What's next? Chapter 4. Listen to what I say. I done been through a lot, but I ain't going to play.  Ain't tried to hit me with some road spray. I don't know what's in it, but it had me coughing. I don't know what's in it, but it had me walking. Crazy. I'm talking about lazy. Then I had looked them up and like shouted, why you trying to kill me? Shouted a bit lately. Look, that shit's starting. It's in my thing. It's in my jean. I can't think, but I'm going to crawl to the wall. I ain't going to fall long.  And I'm going to be with my dogs. And when I get better, yeah, I see them rough. I'm talking about your cheddar. I'm going to dig up in that bag. And I'm going to eat everything. And when you wake up, I'm like, yeah. Good morning, man. Don't back again, because you're road to me. I know. I'm walking over the border. They should get to catch you. Yeah, for a full challenge. Man, yeah, that's how I'm putting you up. He did it from the road to the point of view. That's how the story is. That's why I fought with road today all the way. You been watching the 85 self-show? Yeah, I've been watching it recently. You have.  Trying to make sure the world stay a better, safer, warmer, cooler place. You feel me? Where you from, shot? Chicago. Ho, ain't so crazy. My part. Hey, everybody from the south side, yeah, I'm so crazy. I ain't crazy. Yes, you are. I'm saying. Shit. There's a lot of talent over there on the south side. So little. The whole South town got it. Yeah, yeah. South town really talented to this fuck, man. I love Chicago. I feel like we got a good kinship between Atlanta and Chicago. We gotta go back to Chicago. All the country people went up there. That's why all the country people went. They didn't want to go too far north. They were like, look, we spray it like in the middle. We got to do another Chicago show.   Yeah, I know a couple people that went out there a while back. They was like, what's good to see? Hell yeah. We saw that, mister. Tell them we saw, I mean. We come back. We got to come back. After the winter, though.  That is what it is. This is out of Chicago.     What part you talking about?  I was like, what would you wear? This is important.  But it's still beautifully fucked. You like that. I didn't know y'all about water. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.  Yeah. It's nothing like summer time. You know what? We got out running in the wilderness. Like it ain't cold. No white folk craze, man. They do. They be out there running.  They be naked.  Jump in the water. Jump in the water. Oh, the polar plimes. Yeah. And you couldn't pay me enough money. Ain't no way. We're gonna be old people. Don't nobody want to see naked people. Don't nobody want to see these dudes. They be running in the water.   Ouch! But you remember, we went to Barcelona and the folks out there was sailing. We went to Barcelona. We went to Barcelona. We went to Barcelona. I was about to say, yeah. Yeah. If we went to Barcelona. I was like, I was like, I was at Barcelona. But you went to Barcelona. I've been to Barcelona one time. Oh, yeah. I ain't. I know what you're talking about. They were sailing. But, yeah. I'm gonna got caught stealing. The fuck?  You the one stealing them. Stealing some pole car, bruh.  That's stealing.  Man, I don't know.   No cap. That was giving up. I ain't keep going. That's all that matters.  I took like eight postcards. Put them in the car. I went to the car of high school. So there was a new school at the time.  So they got sponsored by that little trip for the school to go to Paris. For like, Lunday for $2,000. And it was early, but you can pay on it for like two years. So I ended up paying on it for two years. Went on the trip. Lunday out there bossing on the trip. I stole the postcard. Put them up under my bed.  Nigga, like, limb-wrecious. Shit. Hit the corner. Blue suits. They got the suits with the, uh, the army bits on the inside. He like, you, only they walk. I'm like, what? He like watching you on the back. I'm not biting any of my back. You, opening in the back. I'm like, bro, you tripping, bro. I'm from, uh, United States.  So have we had a white girl with us at our school. I'm like, white girl. Teddy for, what the fuck? Teddy? Oh god, I'm kidding. For what the fuck? All she's like, yeah, he's with us. Woo-dee-woo-dee-woo. He looked at me. He was like, I don't hold a gun. Zip your bag. They didn't walk the whole life in unison. Nine. I'm like, white girl. Black girl.     Postcard.  Postcard.  I was trying to get, like, cigarettes and all that. No, nigga, why?  Why?    Hey, that nigga's tripping. That nigga's in the engine though. He in the engine though, bar.   Nigga? Damn.  We just playing with him. That nigga, they can put you in the gulag nigga.  They looked at me like it was trying to go down. Where were you?   It smell like it's different.  Just bread.  You understand me? Right.  And I'm still in, and they hit the cone. But you're under the wall. That's all I remember. Ain't white, big-ass nigga with guns, I'm talking about.  I'm like, first of all, I don't even see me still. I ain't even still.  I almost won off of just intuition. You ain't scared of him.  I farted like four times.    You ain't got to be scared of him. You know what you mean. Look, I'm gonna be shitting themselves. You got to be scared of fuck, but I'm scared.  Oh, what is it? Man, because I had flu. I did some shows over in Dubai. I went to the shows in Dubai. Did some shows in Abu Dhabi. And then I had this show in Oman.  I ain't never even heard of this place. But we drove over there. We had to go through the fucking.  We get in the custom. It's one motherfucker over there, man.  What were they, though? What were they? Shit, I guess Omanian. I don't know him. Omanian. I don't know him. I think he was through the fuck, man. No, man, we was riding over there.  They were just in the middle of the road.  They was out there. So I had a show turn out. Man, the show was dope. I was proud of me.   You been back? I don't know. I did, because there's a few things that I didn't know when it's time to pray that they got these figures that you could hear the prayer everywhere. It don't matter where you at. You could be in the car.  Yeah, they put a plug in the door. Hell, yeah. What's wrong with you? I looked, and I was like, OK. I didn't hear anything. They were here right over there. Oh, wow. That's called Omanian, for real, man. Stupid.  He's around.  That's the only thing that made me feel at home.    I want to go to 19. Now I'm going to go to the water and go crazy, y'all. Where you trying to go in the water? What's this drink, man? You made it? My D? Yes.    I want some head in a beautiful setting. Turn this cake off. Got a lot of options there.  Oh, wow. Turn this cake off. What about that one shit? But they got to have some good weed there, though. What's this shit? Turn this cake off. They got some fire. They got some fire. What we talking about, Grease? Turn this cake off. And it's black. I mean, of course, it's good. But it's like... You better hold it now.  Yeah, that's how it gets a bigger look. Just like you. Don't say that. And turn this cake off. That's because it's neat.  Welcome to Turn This Cake Off.  I got the weed. I got the edit box.   Country, flip-flop, all that. They got the flip-flop with the thong between the toes. Ain't never been up with that. Turn this cake off so cute. You been that before? Not. You ever been to turn this cake off? Not yet. Can you just go to one and knock the other? No, they the same.   They not that funny. Nigga, I'm going to cake off, nigga.    I'm in cake off all day, nigga. I'm in cake off. I'm in cake off. So you're not going to go to Trinidad and Tobago? Nigga, I'm going to Tobago. You believe it. You're going to take a fight between the two of them. Nigga don't know they're hanging in the Dominican Republic. Don't say Ireland. I know. They're not separated by nothing. They just separated. Yeah, literally. They speak French. They speak Spanish.  Who's y'all are?  Like y'all. That's fucked. This y'all is. This y'all is. Y'all black. That's crazy, bro. Have you been to Trinidad? Mm-hmm. Get you go. I went to the carnival once. You went to the carnival? How was that? It was fun. What your constant was? I didn't play mine. I was like, I was trying to figure out what was going on. You did not go out to the carnival? I did. You did not? No, I didn't. We were supposed to go back, and I said I would do it the second time. You did not go out to the carnival? I did, because my homeboy is Trinidadian, so his mom was making us goat and everything. They got me on this damn pepper sauce I'm addicted to. Pepper sauce? Yeah, pepper sauce. That's green. Oh, pepper sauce. Pepper sauce. Oh. It's like a spicy sauce, and so I was at his mom's house and they put the whole spread out. So I get the sauce.  So I put a lot of it on there because I like spicy food. But I forgot. I don't know what. Scotch, bonnet pepper. That was the hot. I took a big-ass scoop of it and I think I died. I came back to that. The Koreans, they spice is different from... I messed up. Hot sauce. I messed up. Hot sauce. No, I like it. Hot sauce like barbecue sauce. I never forget it. I tell you that much. And they all looked at me, too, like nobody told me. The food was hot. The food was hot. The food was hot. They put the spicy sauce on there. Yeah, they put that sauce on everything. Yeah, it does to you, brethren. It's hot. Thank you. I think she got that. It's fine. Okay, bad nudge.  We know what that is. It is time for a trip, though. We got to do an 85 south. When we going to get in the nudge... We got to go in safe and... She ain't going crazy, brother.  For cruise. We got to go to some places and he's... Y'all ain't scared to go skiing. Who? Y'all niggas. He don't want to do that, athletic. Alright, I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to tell you this. What? I'm going to tell you this. If we really didn't have scooters, we would have died. Which one? When we was in Bermuda, nigga. You ride them scooters? Yes, dawg.  Because y'all ain't as ready. Y'all driving like y'all don't... They never rode a scooter before. No, no, no. I didn't ride a scooter, but them scooters were brand new. You're going to jet ski, but you can't ride on the scooter. Oh, that jet ski was... I got that. You remember I pulled up on you on the scooter? You dance all day. They never pulled up on the scooter. They rode off. Hey, food. I love it. You act like they rode was regular, though.    Man, we went on the four-wheelers and... Oh, yeah. And pulled the scooter. The way they rode something, they never rode one regular. They never rode one regular, am I right? Hey, Bermuda, that was the scariest way I have ever been on a scooter. I'm clubbing with them ATVs. That's a lot of island places.  Moving little, like, well... I was like, Clay, you... You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, y'all got to move at the same time, though. Yeah, we hitting this way, everybody out there ain't this way. If I, like, hit this way, I'm this way. I look back, he and this girl get back on the guy there on the jet ski every time. I'm like, we ain't gonna make it. We ain't gonna make it back here. Who went to the shipwreck? Who went to the shipwreck? Let's make it jump.   I really just wanted to get in the water, open my eye, and be like, I was swimming with the dolphins. Why you didn't just swim? Like, do the setup? I did. When I seen them, I jumped in the ocean and opened my eyes. She's talking about why you wave. Yeah, like the, like, where they go. You swim with the dolphins. They got the professional. You know, you can take a picture with them. What do you mean, she didn't do it? What do you want?  If you try to steal a dolphin, then... I'm gonna steal a dolphin. I'm trying to be Ace Ventura. I'm trying to get a dolphin. I need to take you back.  I'm gonna show you something. I'm gonna show you something. I think we all did that before.   Like, it could have went left real quick. It might have, but the jellyfish should be right there, too. You gotta be careful to jump in that water. Yeah.  I know when I was in Mississippi, we used to just walk off deep in the woods. I was like, you couldn't pay me to do that.  We did that in Atlanta, too. I feel like the older you get, the more scary you get. Because when I was younger, I actually did door-to-door sales, and I looked back.  Everybody did that. I did that, too. Deregulated gas. I would, like, knock on doors. I would sign people up for, like, a five-year contract. Oh, so, like, gas, like, for the house? Yeah, you know how to have, like, the third parties, and you don't have to go directly through the gas company. Oh, you never were. Yeah, but I did it before. It became, like, a pyramid scheme. And then, so all the money was up front, and then everybody found out about it. At least you were selling something. I sold steaks for a day. I haven't sold for a while. I was the meat man. The Omaha steaks. They were in Omaha. There was some other... So you be the nigga that pulled up with the D-free? Yeah, I'm in trouble with the D-free. The box, that blue, purple... Yo, you can get the steak. If you buy the hamburgers, I'm gonna give you a case of hamburger off the top. I need that. You get two steaks. All right. You're in two steaks. I'm gonna give you a case of hamburger. Your T-bone steak. Hell, yeah. You want the T-bones or the filet? I want filet. But I got to have the T-bone. I give you two... All right, we can swap it out. Give me two of them at that box. I'm gonna give you two of these filets. Okay. D-fresh? We can do six and six. How long you been riding? I just got him this morning. That right, that right. This fresh. T-bones.  I can come through and get you straight every week. I'm in the time you're at. I'm in the time you're at. I'm out here every other day. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Look, I feel that. I'm out here. Well, my mums loved me, man.  The only reason I stayed on that job that one day is because I rode in the truck and I was so far away from my car I had to stay all day. But I knew I was gonna quit that job. How do you still in business though? Can anybody explain that? Arvish?  That's white people out there. Man, I'm running in. I'll get that chicken rib sandwich. But I ain't had it in the last week. I'll get that one. That ain't what they advertise. That's white people. That's white people out there.   That's white people. I like the sandwiches at Arvish. Like the ones they actually make. The deli sandwiches? Yeah. I was like, nobody eats like that. I don't know about food no more.  Not roast beef.  Yeah, the turkey ribs. Me no.  I just feel like they're racist. I ain't had it in the wild.  What you doing in this Arvish, nagger? We don't need nothing. Arvish ain't racist. That voice is a deep. It's a black man. That's your boy. Yeah. You gotta be black. Arvish, we have the meats. They're like slaves.  They not bullshitting you what they would like. We have the meats. Pieces have got all the commercials. You know how that started? Because he says mama liked the meat man. I said of course he got the meat and then he said we got the meat and that's how we got on Arvish. I did. I did.  How deep is it? Eight dollars a piece. How you gonna put it for free? You can't be putting the business out there like that. I mean, meat man can't do. I ain't gonna care. I knew about steak.  You know my homeboy who got me in the job he stayed, he was like the top employee so he used to always give me all the others. They don't need no crablet. You can be puppy for $20 on. Like two, three pounds. Where? Puppy. Tell her to put that spice on me. Why is she going crazy? Right now. Go to Pivley right now tell her to put that spice on two, three pounds of snow crab just like that. I want two, three pounds of snow crab with the spice. For $20. About $22. You ever had a public sandwich on some soft bread? Yeah, yeah. Niggas sleep on public food.  They got a whole like muffin in there. Salad be bomb as a motherfucker. Bread be so hard. They got a whole buffet in that bit though. Or that Kroger. No. Public got one too. They really sign line. They cuss public Kroger. No they not. No they not. Who are they? They Kroger would not make you a sandwich like Publix will. Motherfuckin' Publix look like they supposed to be making sandwiches. Glad to be. Niggas and Kroger act like you have the inconvenience in there. I said, what you want? Ain't nobody over there. I'll go over there man. I'll be over there. This nigga want a sandwich. No fish. No fish motherfucker. They be over there cutting that fibby little like that. They be going through it though. Here's how they look at you. Who are they? Niggas you don't want to skin the fish? Why are you here? This the thing about it.  Nah me I used to love my dog before.  I would love it. I ain't love it but I have fun while I'm doing it. I had to love it. Even if I ain't like it. I was like, but you got to do it. You need to be someone that get no money. You ain't love it though. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.  Let me tell you something. I used to hate feeling like I want to quit. I used to work for the brave state and right. I know that. So I remember my first day at work. You was excited. They hired me. I was happy. Not knowing that I had to be the son to park the cars. I'm parking cars. Niggas the son a hundred and some degree. You think the son only a hundred and some degree. It's a hundred and some. They said eight eight nine and nine. It's a hundred and some. You understand me? Now the heat is bouncing off the pavement back into my face. I don't notice at the point. I'm just happy that I got a job. Right.  Yeah they had a little somebody I was on red. You know what I mean? I'm ready for the wind. There ain't no wind. It ain't nothing. I thought the vials were going to save me. They gone so hot bro. T-shirt.  They like dark purple. Niggas have been exposed to radiation. This is it. This is it. I'm ready to think about it quick. I'm like, but it's too motherfucking hot out here for eight dollars and twenty five cents. No, not for the eight twenty five. Oh, but when that first car pulled up and I saw him with a bag of weed. I said, I think I can stay out here for eight dollars and twenty five cents. He don't know. Yeah. Oh, I made the most of it. I used to say weed while I was parking car. They were going to the Braggare. I'm like, but you know I got the weed. Oh, yeah. It'll be going to get about three of them sex. I think it's the point or try to. No. I don't see my father say we need to quit. He said that. I don't. I just was like, you know what? The effort is required to do this. It's very well. I thought that was cold. No, that should require a lot of work. I was smoking myself. I was selling here and there when I could Vanessa. That's the job where people be emotionally attached to. What? Sending women. Oh, drug dealers don't sell nothing. You put it up. You put it up.  Like, okay. Recept it. But I ain't do it. Them are the worst people to deal with, though. I'm cracking it. But see, you probably got to go home, man. Shit. I actually got them home. Shit. I don't get it. Yeah. When they do drugs, let me see your phone. Goddamn. But you didn't know they're going to have money, though. They're going to talk, but they're going to have money. They ain't worth it. You just told me, why you ain't going to give me my money, man.  If you ain't going to be ready. If I ain't going to be able to reach you when I need you. They talking loud. So they don't matter what they see you at. And you have money.  You and Bubbles are getting to sell this. That's what you'll hear behind you.  You know what I mean.  Look, come here. Let's talk business over here, man. Yeah. Bro, you over snap right in front of the camera.  Look at your phone. Then I got you.  Man, my... Man, my... Man, my cousin's so funny. I remember my partner. I grew up with everybody and these had a crack here in their family.  Didn't even have nobody to send it to. You stole the hook cap. You just got a hook cap. It was just out of there. That's the worst feeling in the world when somebody steal your hook caps. I remember when I remember I was in high school. Nigga stole my hook caps, man. No.   But I had something that looked like the rim.  Did you ever have the ones that spin to? Hell no. I did. I recommended them though. I was like, okay, it looked cute to me. I was bad at giving any questions that put me in the streets like that. I'm trying to answer the spin. It was a... The spin. You really, like, bought them and a nigga gave it to you in the band. No, he probably bought them for me. Oh, another nigga bought them.  I ain't... But he could have done better than that. He could have. That's why I recommended him. That's why we ain't together no more. It didn't work out. You should get the hook caps, man. You know they were coming to buy my whole package. It's so cute. He got to get four different boxes. Look at that truck. We're at four of them boxes.  Whatever. It was cute at the time. I'm glad you didn't, man. I wanted to see how long they spin. If they spin for more than ten seconds... No, you didn't. If they spin for ten seconds, damn, that means they go nowhere. I had some good ones. And you didn't know. You didn't know. If you were going to inside, she was going to see. I was just like, it looked cute. She knew. But she only won. Maybe 19. How old are you in now? How old are you? I'm 30. That's it? Yeah. That's what? 35. Oh, that ain't that. She definitely was 35. I was 19. You knew. You know what? I ain't never had no spin in a long time. What's your license plate? White is white.  I have none of the customers. Don't do that. No, I didn't. You had a twin buried steer wheel cover. With the eyelash... Every time I see them, I'm like, why are you doing this? You can draw the line. Yeah, in my eyelashes, they don't say no. Long as you had the bead seats... I didn't have the beads. I didn't have the fur. Nah, I ain't do all that.  You key slide. You don't have a bead seat. What? They got the overcoats. They got beads. Yeah. They got beads. They got a little bit of motion there. No, they be at no stone right here. Her coochie Harry.   You know what? I'm protecting the real seat. You're protecting the real seat.  I'm just letting all these beads out. I keep sliding in the car.  That's bad. Man, my auntie had bead seats. She used to take us to the hotel and just allow us to swim. You know, back then, that was against the law. She used to pull up and just, like, y'all go swimming. At the hotel? At the hotel. Everybody needed an auntie like that. Acting like you got a room here. I don't bet. In the pool, they come to the main. Y'all got a room here? Yes. What's your room number? 258? Okay. My auntie's just looking at him like, bitch, you better not say that. How long would y'all stay at this hotel pool? Y'all ain't going to do that. What? Since we ain't never go really too much out in the hood, if we just had some, just anything that felt different from the hood, we would just cherish it like a bit.  You like the pool, nigga? The pool was like better living. You got a pool there? A real one? Put the water down. I hear now. A real pool. Man, we'll be at that mobile hotel eight hours. Skin wrinkly. We hungry and fucked. Yo, skin and turtleneck. We hungry and fucked. We ain't got nothing here. My G, you gon' feed us? Nah. Nah, we been going to China joint. We finna get us some cats and dogs for $3.59.  Kid me you. Kid special. They call it kid special. China joint. $3.59. Sound lit. Yep.  Yeah, you know, we lit. What's good? With the Illinois tag. All day. Spinners, man. The spinners. I heard you were in Chicago. Right, spinners. I'm not in my business, yeah. I'm out of your business. All day. I don't care. I had a 9-8-4 in that squad. You can even seat belt come up by yourself.  Why?  It's like you put it on and then by the time you get to your destination, it's literally like one cross here. I see that. Your seat belt works. But then I can't not wear it.  But literally I took a video once I said, girl, this seat belt is trying to kill me. It literally just inch up. You feel like you and like, what's the next final destination for? They up to about 7, man. You don't know my struggles. Yeah. You ever been choked by a seat belt? Could you try to get to the movies? No. Yeah, no I don't. I'm different. She'll have a flat. She'll see morbid as hell. Like what happens? I don't like that. You got to put your arms there. I'm mad at my voice. I want you to be safe. You got to be safe. I'm going to tie a knot somewhere.  I don't know. You might have to sit in the back. That seat belt is a seat belt. You got to lay down in the back seat. Right. Damn, this ain't safe. I don't know. They might get split. You've got to put it in between. I'm going to wrap it under. I'm going to pull it around. I'm going to wrap it around. It's safe. It's safe. You're going to wrap for your bad with them. You like it. One tent is still going to be out. I'm like, this thing don't feel safe. It's not feeling good for me. I don't like this. You need an SUV. I got one. David. You're going to let the seat belt come between up? For real? For real? You got a little rock. You don't have them deodorant on your like deodorant titted problem. What? You don't have deodorant titted Like, you can taste the deodorant on your teeth. My TNT, my deodorant make it down here. I need something else to happen.  I'm like, how? I was right in the right, right there, like... I bet you kept going till you went right through it, baby.  It's great.  I ain't never heard of that. You ain't in the world. I was at Superstar. Superstar. Yeah.  I watched that movie way too many times. Sometimes I'd like to just put my arms up.  Molly Shannon. Yeah.  I haven't watched that movie and I know why I gotta go back on it. But you know what's funny, bro? I was just watching the other day, Baby E-Kid. Baby E-Kid's funny as hell, man. Funny, the big cartoon movie ever in life, besides the Proud Family movie. And it's made by the same people. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Even the one they bringing back? Yeah. The Proud Family movie or the Baby E-Kid? The Proud Family is made by the same people who made Baby E-Kid. Oh, that makes sense, though. That's why they kinda look a little bit like that. I'm in Proud Family. Yeah. I got the wrong. This is good.  I love animation. Yeah.  That shit's fun. Baby E-Kid's fire, because it's a whole movie based off one joke. Right, yeah. That was one Robin Harris joke that they stretched out to a whole goddamn movie.  Baby E-Kid. That was my Baby E-Kid. Robin Harris had a whole joke about him. Excuse me, bro. Yeah. Brohem? Those your kids? And the joke is there in the plot of the movie. It might be about a 78. Well, dude. It's about a 10-minute joke.  And she's the host. How do you know that? I just watched that Fat Tues. We got it. Yeah, I got it. Shout out to Gattoy. Shout out to Gattoy and OG. JToy too. And then the Gattoy brothers. Yes, sir. Just to see that, I love watching documentaries just to see how far, you know what I'm saying, we came with the comedy game just to see, like, Robin Harris was the first, you know what I'm saying, beacon kind of like that started the black hip hop comedian voice for us, you see what I'm saying? Yeah. They kind of brought on the Fat Tues and the Dev Company jammed and even all the way down here to 85 South, you see what I'm saying? But for us to even see that and to see the journey and to see what Nigel was like, they was bent on that. But we need something for us. We need something for us, man.  We need something for us. And see when we do something for us, it always hit. It always blow. So, you know what I mean? Got it. We love you, OG.  What?  What? Yeah.   And then I'm on the documentary too. Yeah, you got your name on the wall, man. I just give praises to God. You feel what I'm saying? And knowing that the old here is like, having y'all around, knowing that I'm taking the craft serious and I'm not coming in the game, I'm taking my spot. Now, I'm coming in saying, oh, I have a calling. I'm going back to do the homework. And I'm always going to be asking y'all for guidance and trying to figure out the ropes. And still, at the end, if they find it in my voice, you feel what I'm saying? And also, we doing it together, you know what I mean? But for them to even put me on that wall, it's just letting me know that y'all see something in me as well. And I still got to go out here and make sure I bring it all the way home. You dig what I'm saying? So that's monumental for a nigga like me. Because what they say, the walk of fame, we'll need that walk of fame. That's like the walk of fame right there. If they look at you like that in the OGs, give you that stamp, they mean young niggas. You need to go out there and handle your business. So I'm going to always take the craft serious and keep old here like y'all around, you mind me to make sure that we don't hit. We ain't dead. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I'm 58. 80. Oh, I'm 69.  You just stop counting. Yeah, you get old forever. I feel it, nigga, I feel it. Yeah, but you ain't got to feel it. What you feel? It's a time of the day when I do this.   It don't really make sense, but it feels good.  Like what?  And then you start getting to a point where it's like, the first time you say it, you're almost like disappointed in yourself. Like, is it time? Shit, I embrace it now. I look at it as wisdom.  And so that's all I looked at. So you gotta understand, from my childhood until now, I've always seen niggas old. I ain't never seen niggas when they was in 30s, and they 20s, and they 40s. These niggas been 50s for my whole life, Clayton. So even when I get a little, it's time, baby. You just feel this. It's time. You want it. You breathe towards it. That's what I know you're embracing. You don't have to. There it is. I can't hear it. Did you see the guy over? It's in my blood. This is gonna be butter pecan ice cream, nigga.  This is gonna be butter pecan ice cream. I do. I like it. It's still good though.  I'm allergic because that's the only thing that can be young. That's unfortunate. It's the only thing that can be young.  When you get old, you eat ice cream. Slow. When you get old, you eat ice cream. Yeah, yeah. I just had a big-ass bowl of ice cream. That's how I know I'm getting old. But you really only eat orange sherbet. Yeah. Damn, I want some of them now. No, you don't. You for real.  I gotta have me a push-up to try it. I need a rainbow sherbet, nigga. You think that's bad? Yeah, like, nah. You think that's bad? That's still said, sautee. What? That's still said, sautee. Like, you can let... Do you not know where to eat fish? They'll never say. Wild fish? They'll never... Bro, they will not lie. I mean, they won't... They'll never be dead. They'll never have their eyes still in them. You eat them.    Man, I love that my mom, my son, I open up a can. I say, mom, you used to feed me these, man. That's fish, man. You see how this show, this is therapy for him. Oh, yeah. This is fish, but as I get older, I didn't realize what I was going through. I just thought that was the way... I thought everybody went through this. I thought everybody ate sautee. But, yeah, what was this? This was... It was like, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s, 90s. You're like, 90s, 90s. Yeah. Hell no. Yeah. Then we get the blue pack with the yellow fish on it.  You was eating old people food. But I would eat fish. Yeah, I know. With the eyes in them. Saudee. They were like six in a row. Damn. They were in a row. You know it. Yeah. Are you traumatized? Girl, like... Like a sleeping man. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85s. Salve, Salve. Salve, Salve. What's this? Going live here today. Hello, little fishy. Just like open a can if you need it. Nah, because we would never like take it all the way out because, first of all, it's a trick. Now I realize the can, you'll cut yourself because that's sharp metal.   You can just impede it out or like...  You want all that. You dip it in the... We ain't even paying attention to what you eat. Man, that's fish with the eyes in it. You fucking... Oh! That's fucking... Six of them bitches in there. Get to it. Get one of them with the eyes on six. Hell no. Six, bro.  I did. When? After how many years? Bro. This is reason it don't say it's reason. I really didn't. Yeah. I don't say it's reason. That's why now when I eat my food, nigga, what you doing? I'm looking for eyeballs. I'm looking for eyeballs.  What is this?  I want you to tell me. Turkey sauce. Because if it's pork, bitch, we're gonna have a problem. You don't like bacon? I don't like no bacon, brother. You love me some bacon. You love you some bacon? Yeah, it's a guilty play. You need to be baptized. I'm being baptized. You being baptized? You ain't been baptized in the lake? Nah. I mean... That's when it's real. Yeah, go to the lake. I ain't been to the lake. So that mean I can have a bacon there?  What? Oh, bacon slender, not flour. She gonna make a Tee-Dee set. I'm telling you. It ain't yet. Maybe it was keeping them up. Who is it? You better buy them. Shit. Need a real nigga between them two. She been up too. Who, me? Yeah. Shit. Mind of my business. Actually, just moved from Chicago to LA. A foreign place. How's that going? It's cool. I'm getting around, like, making my way around, trying to figure out everything. It's different, though, because California is just, like, ridiculously large. It's like 10 states in one.  Big cap. Yeah. And then it's like, because Chicago's pretty big, but LA itself is double the size of Chicago.  So I'm still lost to sale, but you know, I'm making my way around. Just spread out. Yeah, I figured out. You got some people out there, boy. A couple. Yeah, yeah, that helps. Yeah. And a lot of people from Chicago been flying, and, you know, it's cold to sell there. Right. They ain't gonna stop that. I didn't turn to Airbnb, and I'm with it, too. Like, let's do it. Right. What you thinking about? I'm just trying to, I'm just sold for self. Man, I can't even know if I can live in LA. I can. If I had a family, I could. I'd have been, I'd have been all that. I was out there. Man, if I had no kids, man, I'm gonna go, man. A new, a new situation, a new foundation is so much, it's so much better when niggas can really move and navigate through the world.  You don't know nobody, you ain't got nobody.  You gonna move somewhere that's already got motion.   It doesn't matter where you go.    You could be the best motherfucker ever.  Steve, that's not gonna go. If you're a hustler, you can move. You see, LA, LA, Hollywood, two different things. It's decent people from LA. It's great people from LA. It's actually from LA. Motherfuckers come out to Hollywood and adopt the Hollywood persona and start being Hollywood. Can't do the Hollywood. Motherfucker don't act how they act.  When you get there, these motherfuckers talk to you briefly with sunglasses on and act like they rushing to do something. Oh, my God. I haven't adjusted to that yet, because then it's other crazy, like, you know, they don't really be like, what's your name? Like, how you doing? They be like, what's your Instagram? But I'm trying to adjust to it being in LA because I feel like in Chicago, no, they could be 65. They're like, what high school you go to?  But it's like that thing where it's like, what side? What high school? What you saying? That thing is a gang bang.  But in LA, I'm just like, what's your Instagram mic? Damn, what's your name? Like, why is my name? Instagram. What is it? That's really what it being. I'm still adjusting to that. Yeah. I'm like, it's very hot.  Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 76K. Not bad. Okay, well, follow me back. I'm like, but I didn't want to do that. I'm not honest. Yeah, I go out there maneuvering.  You gotta understand they only talking like that because of their position. Once you gang your resources and you build your infrastructure, you gotta also understand, listen, I don't need your entity. You gotta work around what's going on. You gotta be like, I mean, I'm willing to work really bad.   Just to show y'all I need you. They don't ask you how you doin' or nothin'. Never. They ask, what's goin' on? What are you doin'? What you got goin' on?  They didn't get called forward. Why the fuck? How you get that shit?  How did you? How did you? I saw the things and they looked at you.  Fuck. You got a chance. You got a chance. You ain't still. Fuck. You need me to come from out of town and get right up? Not you, not you. I'm telling you. By real talk though. Nah, I really be dry-haired. In your face.  Why you don't? What make you different? I been doin' it. I do sketch. I do sketch. I'm not sketching, sketching. But that's why I just put them together and just call them sketching. I'm sketching. All right, that's how you do it. I be like... Man, let's see, I just go to LA to move because we have to bump into these people who they say we need to. Just for them to see how I face. But at the end of the day, I'll be giving it for them. I'm gonna start goin' out. I'm goin' out of town. You just launched? Yep. I saw you guys just did a TikTok too. TikTok? When the y'all just get on there. TikTok. I'm like, y'all... No, I'm just sayin' like y'all branchin' out. Y'all coverin' all bases. Y'all coverin' all bases. I thought you said something about a TikTok. I'm sorry. You said TikTok. I didn't say TikTok. I said TikTok. That's what I thought you said. TikTok. I thought you said TikTok. That might be a whole other avenue if we need this. What? TikTok. A TikTok. They ain't gon' ban us? But you might. How we gon' ban us? Ooh, you know what we need to do? Uh-oh. You know how that at the games? We need to do TikTok.  Ain't nobody... On the app? What? It's gonna be Flash and different titties. Different titties. Nobody... Niggas gon' go to the app just to see them titties. I'm tellin' ya. They gon' watch this just to see them. TikTok. They gon' see them titties in the little box and gon' be like, click it. You know what we do? What do they do? Instagram. My Instagram is the.temptris119. T-H-E-E. .temptris119. Follow me. They gon' be the first titties to the girl we gon' have on the app. That ain't no problem. Mom, who's your tag? Tag. Yeah, we gon' tag. Put you right where you need to be. It's a mean dollar industry. But about the app. True. That just... It is, though. True. A gazillion. A gazillion. A gazillion. You didn't cause that. Yeah. You didn't cause that. What's that? A gazillion. You start gettin' the little kid numbers. A gazillion. I'm gonna be a gazillion here. A gazillion. A gazillion. A gazillion. I got a gazillion. Gazillion times more. I'm going to infinity gazillion up in gazillion dollars. I'll do a million gazillion trillion gazillion gazillion. Do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna steal all your money with a Pokemon car. And I'm gonna go to the bank. And I'm gonna get a gazillion gazillion. Million. Brilliant. Amazing. Ringo, my car. You're all still broke compared to me cause I'm a pletrillion there. You see I accidentally kept it. You're kidding. A trillion. A pletrillion. Well you go, if we do an alphabet, a zillion there, I'm like, if I got zillions. Zillions? You try to come workplace a lot and you don't work like that. And trillions is after millions and zillions is after that's just it. Well, that's why I'm a magellion there. A who? A magellion. A magellion. A magellion. A magellion. She said mazillion and he's like he had a start and middle like in and in. A magellion there. A chack at me. A magellion there. A zillion there.   Y'all are. Whatever you have. Oh my I got one of your biggest fans over there. I got one of your biggest fans over there. Jack Thriller. He's my biggest fan but he can become one hand. He be one of them. I know your biggest fan. Let's go ahead and put some teeth. I'm gonna go on that side right there. Will you come over there?  Can I sit by? I can. In real life. In real life. In real life. I told you he was a fan. You be switching your out Jack. Yes, I definitely do. Definitely do. I can put it out right now but I want my face to cave in. Oh, I gonna fall in. Man. You came in strong. My face to be talking. You pick this one for me? I pick this one for you. I don't have eyes for you. I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my I keep my It was froze, it was froze open. No, it was froze open.  Would you get back now? I'm like the McRib. OK, well, oof. I'm like the McRib.  No, I didn't. I didn't. Doesn't it? Yeah. That was the first one to hear from me. No, no, no. That was the first one to hear from me. That was the first one to hear from me. That ain't regular meat. No, it's not regular meat. That's something else. Yeah, it's made out of chicken meat. That's what they do when they cook chicken meat. And when they cook it. Where do you get the leftover chicken meat? Reductions. What you think they do with the reduction meat? Right. The reduction meat, yeah?  And McRibs. And McRibs. Made out of leftover chicken meat. OK, I learned something new today. Yeah, just in case you want to get a reaction. No, no, no.  Get that over there.     This is my breakfast right here. That ain't even the slogan or nothing. What's going on with you?  I didn't realize. When I first realized I got old, when DC came first season of Wildin' Out, and first season of Wildin' Out, he came with me. He said, hey, what's up, um? What's up, OG? I was 32 years old. I was like, thanks. Hey, don't let that make you feel old.   No cap. No cap. What's up, Auntie? Let me get some of that. Yeah, stay with me. That nigga wild, bro. I'm like, you know what I mean? No. Really? I ain't no young nigga. I'm grown. Yeah, you ain't young. I don't know. Just saying. You know how y'all would look at people like that. What's considered young? Young that y'all is young. Um, maybe under 30, I guess. Under 30? 26, 27. Okay, and what makes a nigga young? Like the way you came. When we talk about what makes somebody young, we talk about things they got to do with mentality. Mentality. Because you got some old niggas that have the youngest hair. One hundred percent. What make a old nigga young? What, you trying to be young? I don't dress young. I'm not young. You don't dress young? No. I don't dress young.  You know, you can't see my nuts through my pants. I'm not hip. You know what they mean? You just a big-eyed nigga.   If you could, if you look, I bet you would. Hey, hold on. I'm in shape in this year. Okay. I don't want to show my curves. That's what I'm not trying to do. I got respect for myself. I feel that. No.  I don't know what you call a bedroom body.  Who believes that? A bedroom body. What, like, is a bedroom body? A bedroom body is like, it look like I'm fat, but I'm really not.  You talking about under this? Tyree's who? Uh, from the McDonald's commercial. Tyree's the nigga that works in a time shop? Who you talking about? Tyree's from Fast & Furious? Yeah.  What's my workout video? I know. Why? Jack, you got a workout video. 100%. I'm one of the most in shape fat niggas you'll ever meet in a lot. You got a workout video. Why don't you just be a trainer? I don't think so. I used to be a trainer when I was 19. That's a long time ago. I just didn't like working out with niggas. So why you do workout videos if you don't want to be no trainer?  Oh, okay, man. Jack, I want to be a trainer, man. Jack, nobody wants nobody like yours. You used to be a stripper. You really didn't tap me back into your stripper. I was gonna ask you to look at the things. I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. So you're dancin' instead of trainin'? I was trainin' to dance. I told you. Now, this niggas finna start. I was trainin' to dance.  This niggas finna start by strippin'. So are you more in shape now, or were you more in shape now? I was more in shape then. One more in shape then. I'll bust 40 in May 7th. And what now? You can't hang. You a tired person?   That's it. Hold on. What's crazy? What you used to do? Yeah, no. What they gotta do is bein' a tourist. Cause I'm a tourist, nigga. You a tourist? Give me your birthday. Wait a second, nigga. We ain't done partin' together. No. No, I'm just scared. I'm scared. I don't want you to talk about your no-training video.  Why this?  What you want to do? Remember House Party 2. Pajama Jam and Jam.  Why we got to get pajamas?  So you trying to have a pajama party? A pajama birthday party. A pajama jam and jam. Jam and jam, dawg. At our party, we want to have a pajama jam. We kid and play. And Tony, Tony, Tony.  And you about to be three. Yeah. I'm about to have a pajama jam. There's the old people in there. No. With pajamas on. Man, silk and pajamas. I don't want to be around. That's not what you want. I'm going to be sleepy. What you want to do for your birthday? I want... What's your birthday party? My daddy daddy. For your daddy? Daddy daddy. Where are you 29? I'm 29. Oh, learn that. As you said, you was 30.  It's nice about feeling. You about to be what? 30. Damn. So what you going to do? Daddy daddy. That's what it sound like. Daddy daddy. You trying to be 30? Yeah. You in there, bro. That's what I said. I'm an adult. You a new old man. A brand new old man. That's the transition. That's the transition. Ain't no cool to be like young man, me.  Hey man, you going to have so much fun. You going to have so much fun. With your mind. You going to have so much fun. Oh yeah. Am I 30? Hell yeah. All right. Because being 30 ain't nothing but being 20 with some money. That part. No. Man. You got some money early. You going to find out. You going to find out. But he going to tell you to grow up. He going to have more. It ain't about me being old. I know I'm getting older. So I ain't feeling to be sitting here acting like I'm 20 when I'm 30. I'm 30. Nigga. I ain't feeling to be acting like I'm 20. No, nigga. I'm 30. What's 20 acting? What was 20? You know how nigga be like, I ain't trying to be old, man. I'm something new. That's what my mind says. You 20. No, nigga. You 30, bro.  So when you get 40, you going to be 30 in the head. That's what they be saying. In my head. In my head. In my age. That's why I said I'm 30 because when I was young, I was really, in my head, I was 26. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's the best thing about it. It's like all the questions that you had when you're 20, now you know the answer.  The world is not so much of a mystery. You kind of got an understanding like, okay. I thought I knew this, but this is what it really is.    You ain't learning, nigga.  And you put yourself in a position because a lot of people don't be understanding. They be like, yeah, why, why, why, why, why.  It's you. Go in the mirror and tell yourself, it's you, man. Stop saying he and she. It's you. I feel like when you're getting your 30s, like it's you have your standards. You know what you're doing, what you're not doing. And you hold yourself to a certain standard.  You value your time more.   You got the reason why. It's like, this is why.  That's what I feel like.    You're like, I don't like this.  Not your 30s, you figure out what. No. Like. Like, you want to go, no. What's really important. No is the new year. She ready to be aggressive. No. Yes, I don't want to do it. Amen. You should come out to my thing this weekend. No. I'm probably not. No. I'm probably not. There's a small chance. You know what we should do. That may show up, but we all surprised. I just tell them, you know, I got some. I don't want to be watching TV. I'm not going. No. Not going. Not.  Still want to go to the club.  You don't know the essence of the club. You're going to pay when you get in. You're going to listen to music. You're going to pay the part.  Nah, you don't stop going to the club. To that one day you look around and you the oldest motherfucker in there. You like this with y'all alone? When they everybody know the song that you don't know.   I'm talking about when the whole club know the song.  You be in the middle of the club and it's slow down. You be looking to everybody's mouth.  Hey, you know when this come out. It's another time. What year is it?  Big, big, big money man. And it changed the Drake song.   I thought this was got down by me. Get through. Get through, yeah, yeah.   Oh, that is off Drake. That's off Drake. That's off Drake. But even if I was. I don't think it took the whole fall. I mean, I think my titties absorb all the liquor or something. Cause I don't be getting liquid. You don't be getting liquid? No. Huh? He asked if I was driving because of the drinks that I was pouring. But I'm like, I'm pouring. Regular sized drinks.  Can I drink with you? Sure. Can I drink with you? Can I drink with you? I brought me extra. It's getting gritty. It tastes like when they give you, when you get to Canada, finally. I'm speaking to your lady. Here you go.   Little sweet. Really?  Let me get this over with.  Should I go? You like bullets? Jack, you ain't driving though. No, not this. No, no more. I don't drive no more. What happened? I got one eye. I know. Oh my God.  I thought you was a big time driver. So at what point did you say I? I was driving one day and I hit a dog in the head. Clothes on. And I was like, Elton, I need to stop you. Do you for real? Yeah. Why you say that? We're going to have to edit this more.  But I think it might have been a nigga. I just kept on going. I'm not going down for this. I didn't.  He should know. He's got to be walking all the way in the street like that. And if you making them sidewalks to big. Jack, shut up, man. It makes sidewalks way too big. Who makes it? So wait, was he on the sidewalk or was it in the street? I think he was with boys. You don't even know who couldn't see him. He wasn't sidewalks to big. He was with dogs.    No.  So you don't ride? No. I'm just passing just out of my best friend's ride. I'm a scrub now. I rode with B.B. Go to here. And riding back in with him. Yeah, I got gas money. That's why every time we were leaving, why not? You was always looking for a ride. Yes. That's what's going on. That's what you ain't looking for. That nigga passed me every day.   He never off the road. He ain't like that. Like, you know? Like, you was off the road. I'm like, my boy, thank you. No, I was looking to see if my nigga was going to give me a ride. Are you good, Jack? You know we're staying in the same hotel, right? I'm like, huh? Well, you know we were staying in the same hotel. You always got there? Yeah. I'm about to go back. Somebody come back. Damn it. We ended up in the elevator later. I did my cardio for that night. Damn, Jack. You ain't ever trying to do like, see you tomorrow? Yeah, I always see you tomorrow. You ain't ever trying to do like, escape room or something? Escape room? What you mean? What's that?  You know the escape. You don't know the escape room? I don't know what that is.  No, they like closing me. You got to figure out the clues.  I don't like playing games, man. Like, they got one of the trap music. Yeah. I ain't made it there yet. I have not made it to the trap music. I was supposed to go yesterday. Well, Sunday. We should all go together, y'all. You always want to go together. I need somebody to get around.  No, I'm trying. I'm going to go by the buddy system. He said, I don't want to get hit by a cop. It might be a nigga. You do be scared to walk... You do be scared to walk... You be scared to walk across the street? Yes. I almost got hit by a... This is no joke. I almost got hit by a car leaving LA Fitness yesterday. In the daytime.  I was looking. I only got one eye.  No, I'm saying it. But if you know you got a goddamn turn all the way around, don't ask them to be like, well, I think ain't no code, man. No, you got to look, nigga. I needed somebody to help me cross the street. I needed somebody to help me cross the street. It's hard. It's hard. But look here. I'm self-sufficient.  I'm self-sufficient. I'm a man. You always been like that, though. I'm playing my hand out. You feel it? I always been like that, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Yeah, we're going to make it, right? Yeah. Make it work. Yeah, we're going to make it work. No excuses.  Shit. Because in the metaverse, guess what? I don't need no rap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can drive in the metaverse. I can see it. No, you can't.  Because he's going to see how this VRM. No, in the metaverse, I got two eyes.  They got up for you, man. You still can't see half of the goggles, man. Shit. It's not going to be 3D to you. You didn't even give them five seconds to live and you just, nah. No, you're not. So you're saying even in the metaverse, he only going to be living half as good. It's not going to be 3D.  It's not going to be 2D.  It's going to be 2D. It's going to be half a D. There was some D's on that thing. Damn, bro. Is that lit? Can you not do nothing happening? I don't think that's lit. I didn't see it. I didn't even see it. Oh. It's not going to be as fun. I didn't catch it.  I'm embarrassed. Well, you shouldn't have blew.  So I was like, you don't smoke them.  It wasn't that awful. Well, you should have just did one of them. Jack, he called me the day and told me he was one of your biggest fans. So I told him I was going to introduce him to you. I got all your help. What? I focus. You're trying to? No. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm but you should. Oh. Okay. All right. I'm just saying. Well, thank you.   Exactly. I'm going to knock on your door. He he he. He he he.  Let it be there. I'm going to get all your help. Hey. You ever dated a handicapped woman? Nah. You going to show me the way? No. What is it? If you follow Ali. What? Hey, hey, hey. You be my seeing that girl. What? Nah. This sounds like a lot of responsibility. No. No. He's in my wife's house. But I'll take care of you. Tell him that you're with me. You ain't got to worry about nothing.  Because Steve, nigga scared of me. They think I can see you. You couldn't cross the street. That's right.  Uh huh. Now I got a ride home from LA Fitness. We were not together. And now you're not going to get hit. And now I'm not going to get hit. Got it. Okay. And I like blondes.  You the best of both worlds. Like a white girl is not a white girl. That's goddamn, Jack. Jack. God, you and them. And you were right there.   He made a Joe Rogan statement. We don't have freedom to fight black women. Jack, what are you talking about? We have white features. You was doing so well. You know he don't take him long to do real. Real easy. Real easy. We good though. Yeah, so what's up? You want to go out sometime? Uh huh. No? No. Well, I'm just playing there. I fooled you. I fooled you for it. Jack, if you was going to say never in front of folks. I thought you were going to play with me. I thought this was going to play out of a hole.  No. Don't do it. Damn, Jack. You said I was here for it. What do I go wrong? Can we start over? My name is Jack. And I'm a tourist. And I'm not a jealous guy. And I got a fidgerator full of groceries. A what? A fidgerator. A fidgerator. How you spell that? F, O, I, gerater. Five sticks. One in living room. Are they Joe Rogan though? My cable been on since June. You said I got too fast. Let me think about it. You take your time. I'm going to think about it. You've got a playboy channel.  You're going left. You've got to get back. Get off the side while I get back to the street. I'm going to see you at five. I appreciate that. Wait. I'm talking to my wife. Jack.  Jack was the first to leave with a TV. And it was your porn. Jack. Well, I'm putting a different way. Would you like booty clap? Two thousand. What you doing?  Because you were around with a pinkie a little bit. No, I don't. You only got a little pinkie. Just because the last game, see, are you really? Never mind. Because that's not how we edit out. Am I really worth it? No. No? No. You ain't going to get me in trouble.  We know now. Well, we know. We know you like porn. Who don't? You got any fetishes? You and my business. I bet you would. No, no, no.  Then you ain't going to see what's going on. Take that through.  I get why I can't bring you back. I should have gone back. Where's the green? No, I followed her. We lost. You just followed her. You followed me right here when I was in that chair.  I unfollowed you. You went with me. I unfollowed you.   He's trying to make it seem like... Yeah, I ain't want to be on your dick, man. Uh-huh. You lying about this girl. Nothing out of my room before I lie to you. You lying about this girl. He asked me what it was. He said, what should we stick with? The freaky man. Yeah, that guy. Yeah, I was just... I was playing dumb. Hey, Jackie, the freaky man. What should we back on track now? It's all good. Yeah, it was pretty good. What was she doing? I called you. Then we do this all right? You said no? Yeah. I thought you forgot. I thought you forgot. Yeah. That's funny. Shit. Bruh. That's a wrong ending, bro. Oh, I'm gonna shoot my shot now. He said, you said no already. He's like, wait, you did do that. Okay, wait a minute.  I forgot you did this. I didn't did shoot. Did I answer your question? Did I do that part? No, no. I was gonna get none on you. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. We might have been good, but... Yeah. I thought you forgot. I thought you forgot. I thought you forgot. I thought you forgot. I thought you forgot. We might have been good, but no, no. Yeah. Your muck is that. Your muck is that. Thank you. What's that? Yeah, I was gonna tell you. I was just spinning around. Jack, man. I can't bring you nowhere, man. But you should. They say, anything like it.  You watch porn. Yeah. Yeah, man. Is that what you gonna ask the question now, man?  Jack, you watch porn, man. I know you watch it. I used to. You stopped. I stopped. I started. I started. I started. Yeah, right. When you started, Jack? You watch porn. Look, you watch it. I got you five porn stars all the way. Five is five.  And, um... Panky. You know... I might... I don't know how to finish. Go ahead, man. I don't know how to finish. So, is it five people or five videos? Five videos with the same women in it. You don't get tired of... Okay, so it's five people. You watch all the videos. Yeah, it's kind of like you in a relationship. And y'all want to cheat on them with other girls. It always go left for you. Like, where you be going? Okay, but tell me. Tell me you're... Tell me you're top five. My top five. Um, the one that I was in is a buss-a-nut-a-dat-train. What?  A buss-a-who? Buss-a-nut-a-dat-train. It was with me and Brian Bubba. Another, like, N-U-T-T-A? Another, like... No, no, it was... It was a girl. There was another chick named Simone Taylor. It was Lauren Fishburne's daughter. She was on there. She was on there. Yeah. They were back in teen. Oh, my goodness, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was...  I forgot about that. Damn, Jack. I wasn't...  You hosted it before? So you were in it, but you weren't in it? Yeah, I was hosting it. You know, like Snoop Dogg would be hosting it. When Gio and D, like... What did you do? Groupie Love or something. What did you do? So you do, like, the skits in between? Like... How you do these skits? It was Snoop Dogg. The skit from the skits? What are you doing? I mean... Y'all need some help here? All now, condoms. What's up? At least you was ready. I'm ready. I got to come home right now. So what? What?  Oh, Lord Jesus. Oh, boy, that craze. We were good. We left. But talk to each other right out the cooch. And too. You know what? You don't want to... You don't want to stay no more? Me gone. You go to the floor. You know what I mean? Was it the floor? Was it mine? You saw me in the corner. He might just show it. You should do... Do I put on the point I was in when I'm entertaining? The fact that you knew what I was saying. Tell them what you went in. Like, did you just, like, pop up the window? Yes, sir. I was through the whole thing. What was you standing in the corner? No. No.  Well, you didn't. All right. You remember it. You talking about... What was you standing? Why didn't you do anything? I ain't what I said.  Call me. You always talk about... He lying again. And do I be lying, though? Oh, no. You ain't lying again. Jack, get lying again. Hey, man. Hey, Jack, I'm watching your point, though. Okay. Hey, no. You call me and ask me if they need another nigga. No, I didn't, Jack.   No, I didn't, Jack.    You did say it, and I was trying to... You weren't even in it. How you gonna get... We were doing the same thing. They was doing skeets, and you was slurkin'. Damn, man. I walked out when they started the work. Is he saying that?   Yeah.  That's not what you did. He went in there. He went in there.  I'm gonna make sure everybody comfortable.  I care about the ladies and what not.  I was setting the plate. When you found out it was safe, then I would leave on the little room. So I called you and asked you... I called you and asked you to be in the morning. Yeah, you remember that shit? Hell no. It's the color.  You poppin' like a motherfuckin'. So you telling me color was approved before? What? Back in 2010, yeah. He approved it. He approved. He was fuckin' with what I was doin'. Yeah. He was fuckin'... He wasn't your supporter, remember? He was just your big friend. I'm just your best friend, man. But I didn't want to be in the morning. Wait, what you wanted to do, Cole? Dude. Yes. You didn't have to do it, though. You want some? Nah, you don't have the good chips. What you mean? Nah, you don't have the good chips. What's the good chips? Is that Cheetos? He talked about your chips. Oh, I had cancer for you. Appreciate it. So you was in the game growing up? I'm sorry, what? He was in the game. No. Why would I be in the game? You from Chicago.  Okay, where you from? I'm from Decatur. I went to Rita Ann. Illinois? No. Decatur where? Decatur Georgia, East Side.   Yeah? I went to Villa Barone. You ain't from Atlanta, man. I said again?  I had a role with you. Why? I ain't not went down from down here. Cole, do you remember that? You know I represent you, right? I ain't never been down. Yeah. I got the roof above my mic. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, that's because of 50 Cent. That's what I was working for him. Thank you. Oh, that was a good job video, man. I was Superman in this audio boy video. Yeah. That was you? That was me. I got to watch it.  I was like, he was a man.  He was trying to know yes to love. He was a man. He was a good guy.  Get out the way. When Mr. Black, here I come. I had accidentally bowled a girl in the head and she had got knocked out. and she had got knocked out. Shaka Zulu kicked me out the video. True story, I was 19 years old.  What was the girl that you knocked out? We were too crunk. It was a crunk head funk, you know that right? You know that right?   Hit on your blindside.  Yeah, you're black. Man, you did good. That's enough for you today. I said, you sure you, I got some more love, let me know now.  Damn, yeah. They shot it in the box.  Pastor Troy used to own it. Yeah. Pastor Troy, you all in the mouth? Yeah. You got a lot of good stories. They should be entertaining this year, why did you do that? It really happened. But don't tell nobody else you was the bitch, then you got to find another way to work. They went for it.  No, no, no.  That was my role in the video. Okay, if you wear your brown, look, do you? Hey, listen. I'm here for you.  Who was with Brian Puffer?  He was just with Brian Puffer by himself. No, no, it was a bunch of young ladies there. Oh, come on. A bunch of young ladies. You didn't say that part. Yeah, this is the same man who took the money from the video shoot, and they said, the money for the bitches. And he said, I'm the bitches. I'm one of the bitches, nigga. He's like, why you taking all this money? The money is for the bitches. I said, I'm one of the bitches. That's the money thing.  You said throw the money. You thought it was an onyx and whatnot? It was, there was $100 bills. So you was just picking everything up? No, they gave me like $20,000 a throw. And you just left with it? And I left with the money. I left with the money.  Guerrillas, it was nuts trying to get at that club.  I ran down the street, jumped in the bushes and whatnot. And then you know the rest is history. I got away with the money. Carlos, I thought you had to give it back. No, I didn't give it back. I didn't give it back. I went, I'm behind on my tides. I was behind on my rent.   Now you behind on your tides and still it. The jeans know my heart.  You can be promiscuous and go to church at the same time. We all God's property, not just Kirk Franklin. Okay. You did? Yeah. Okay, now. You go to church. That's, let me get into that. You don't wanna, how old are you? How old are you? I'm before them, man. You should have been watching the rest of the segment. I already said that.  I apologize. Hey, can we rewind? And you are? Temptures. Temptures. When you're perfect, when you're what you want. You know, you ask a lot of personal questions. Why you be on that? Because I've worked around marriage a group of a folk.    I probably wouldn't have married the mother fucker. So I want you to surprise me. I can't surprise you when you couldn't get my number. What we done?  Let me tell you something. The way you feel about me today may not be the way you feel about me next week, this time. Persistent. Persistent. I'm a blocky now, so it's cool. Oh, my god. In front of my friends. Hey, I'm violating community guidelines, right now.  Don't get me started. Oh, man. We need to get together and put together a plan. To what?  That's why we got out.  We got out. They do. Yeah, we got out. And it's lit. What you want to do with your life? Let me help you chase your dreams. Uh-uh. We not doing that. We not doing that. You don't believe I can help you? Think about it. You try to bring out the Chicago event. I'm trying to be nice. Leave me alone. Oh, yeah, I don't want to do that. I'm all right. Yeah, don't do that. I didn't have enough Chicago to do something. Oh, yeah, you never told me the story. Oh, yeah. So I went out with the girl. She told me she was gonna eat me out. Wait, what? I don't know. I'm from the front. So how you say somebody went to jail at a police camp? So this is what happened. So she over at my house, trying to get the party started. She got hungry and whatnot. So she wanted to go to Del Frisco's. And I was like, Del Frisco, can you go over here? Your friend be gettin' that booty touch, man. No, I be gettin' a- He don't want you to run. Dang. Yeah. That don't sound right. You not living your best life, bro. You got to push it to the limit. But wait, how did the police get it out? Man, I wanted booty touch, man. Anyway, she wanted to go to Del Frisco. And I was like, all right, cool. How long ago was this? Only through they opened them more. This was this December. Yeah, this was like, December 23rd or something. And so we get in the car. Damn, you know the exact date. Yeah, I know. That 5.52 PM. I'll never forget it. Okay.  Because that's, you should get hanged around that time. It was 100% because we just got finished watching the screen, screen five. So what you didn't take? What happened? Oh no, we went.  And then we get to the mall parking lot.  And it's a, she about to get in the parking space. There's somebody zipping in front of her in the parking space. And she pulls out a pistol. And she would pull up behind him.  What are you doing? She like, no, I just need to tell this nigga how I feel about the way he just took my parking space.  And so she was like, hey, all right, cool. She chilled out. We found another parking space. We go inside of this restaurant called Magianos. And they say it was a 30 minute wait. She said, I told you we should have went to Del Frisco's. How you talking Del Frisco's to Magianos? I like Magianos. I had to convince her to go there. Why, because it's cheaper? Because it was cheaper. It's good. Yeah. And so anyway, she told me about Frisco's. Did you take him on a date? She took him on a date. Yeah, she took me on a date. Right after she ate you out? Oh, right after she ate me out. Christmas ring. I put my legs around her head like Christmas ring. And she ate me from the front. Is that not just like a dick? What you asked?   But I'm like, why are you down there? Look here. She called Del Frisco's. She was like, is the bar open? And what not can we sit at the bar? And they were like, it ain't nobody at the bar. Come on over. We get in the car. And we hear the light, police come behind us.   With the light turned green, we turned into Del, Del Frisco, nine police surround the car, pull us over. And she tried to wave the weed, smoke out the car.  And they was like, are you been smoking in the car? And she was like, yeah, I was smoking a little bit. She said, yeah, but that ain't what we put you up for, that's cool. And there was like, you got an outstanding warrant for a weed in Mississippi.  I fixed it, everything cool now, and blah, blah, blah.  You really didn't do that?  And she was like, yeah, it's cool. Don't even worry about it. She, it was like, if it's not fixed, then we got to take you in. Take me in? What's going to happen? Well, it's around Christmas time, so you're going to spend three days in the cab counterjet and we're going to extradite you to Mississippi. Wait, what? That's what they just told her.  Yeah, that's what they told her, ain't by America no wonder.    You hear me? She's the ass-eating killer. You hear me?  For that one, then they go to the old street. She just ate that, ain't she? The police come around.  The police were coming around in my window, DC.     We're going to tell them. I was going to tell them. I was going to tell them. She was like, do you have your driver's license or something?  They sold it. I had a suspended license for the last 12 years. Oh, y'all are going to go down. You can't even be a passenger with a suspended license. You can't. They don't like it. They don't like it. Yeah. You should have been in the car. I shouldn't have been in the car. What? Yeah. They checked my record.  I said, hey, my name is Jack Thriller. I'm from MCD Wilder now. They just played the Christmas special.  How fly is he? He's got a rabbit thing in his face.  We know who he is. Can you step out of the car? I said, I would love to. I love to step out of this car. She just said she was going to eat my booty. I knew what he was going to do. He was having sex and what not. And then he go a video and I showed him a video that she sent me of her bussing the door open and everything. I showed it to you after the show. No. No, I promised you to go. That's good.  Okay. She's like, do you know there's a stolen gun in the car and there's a method in between y'all? I said, I thought that would ever tell us. I had never seen a method before in my life. I didn't know that was. Yeah.  So how did you make, do you didn't make this out? How did you make her? You just saw her bussing it open. You was, I don't understand.  And she, mom and Jack, a little bit from Wildin' Out and, you know, DC, Young Fly and Carlos and played my best friends and so she, you know, clinging on to me like that. Yes, she wanted to be down. Yes, she wanted to be down. So they were like, we about to take her to jail. You want to take her car? I said, no, I don't want to take her car. I don't have a driver's license.  And I called an Uber and went on home. So you always spoke since then, huh? No, she hit me up after she got out of jail and she was like, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you through that.  I like, listen, this time you can't. That's so sweet. Yeah. I believe in forgiveness. I shouldn't judge. I'm not going to judge over that. I think it's because you did finish what you started before. You was trying to get back. 100%. I feel like she owed me that. Jack, man, what the fuck, man? No, that's your friend. That's his friend. He ain't all over the jail on suspended lights from 12 years ago.  What's she saying when they called her off? Oh, she didn't.  Hey, John! Check it out! I've been going down P Street. Hey, John! Hey, man. What she saying?  When he said where you from, I said Chicago. He's like, so I met this girl. I said, wait, we'll talk about it later. This is not at all where I thought that was going. What you thought it was going to go? I don't think I would ever think it would come up with this. Yeah, she was a gangster. She was a gangster, man. She was kind of wild. You nasty.    She eat you out.  So, like, which part of this are you on? I'm definitely on that because I know the pussy problem. Don't ask me more questions. Yeah, I know the pussy. It's like I'm confused. The booty hole felt newer. The booty hole felt newer. He is definitely most certainly good here. What you talking about? The booty hole felt newer. Hey, man, I'm not going to kick you off, man. You do it.   Like, I'm going to be 25%.  He felt newer. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, generally, y'all. We got to leave him right there.   I'm kicking you off here, man. Yo, you... Get out of here, Jack. You can't have an old nigga. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. I'm kicking Jack off, man. What did I say? Jack to Nash. I... This is family show. Get out of here, Jack. Are you this boy? You not offended? I'm entertained. Okay. Look at that. The tube. Look at how it needs. I don't even know if I want to doubt you. I know y'all, boy.  No, no, no. No, no, no. Look what you did. I know. If you had offended anybody, I was just playing. That's just none of that happened. Just niggas. Just playing. Let's you go do it. That's what he hit you with. I'll do it again. Told you, man. Jack's thrill is different. He's fun to cater, man. I'm from Atlanta. So I guess that's how they do it in the catering. I don't know. You went to Bandica. It's like he left me. Everybody looked traumatized. Y'all just sitting like, That was a little more 320. I'm like, hey, boo, hey. Man, with that hand wrong with y'all. Niggas stronger than all of us. Took a lot more. I'm like, hey, man, that ain't been crazy. I don't know what was wrong with Jack. It's your friend. It's your goddamn...  My friends may be robbers. Y'all, listen out. See what I'm saying? He's encouraging niggas. I was scared to even look at that. What type of friend is that?  I was just trying to be a good friend. Niggas, niggas, man. Not a nigga three times. If you don't like it, you don't like it. God, man. It's not up to you. It ain't up to you. It's up to her. Not her. Enjoy herself. Man, it's some real freaks out here. What? Man, I love that murder. I just want to be regular freak. Regular freak? If it's levels of freak, keep me in the regular level. I may be high regular level, but I don't want to go past that. Just keep me regular. What you mean, regular level? Same shit?  Okay, that's regular. I like that. What's the upper levels? After that, it's... Tied up in a dungeon with candle wax on your nipples. What level is that? That's the upper level. What upper level, you said, sir? Tied up in a dungeon with candle wax on your nipples. But is that upper or lower? I feel like it went from this to that. That's a whole other level. That's like almost... You're almost graduating. It's levels of blood that... Levels of blood that includes other people. But there's two more bitches, and they got to be dressed weird. Three of them. And you know what you're doing. That's still rough. No, you got to go free. You got to have nipple clamps, and the level is got to be weird. That ain't clamping a big nipple, because let me see if you can sense it. She did. It was like that already. Already clamped? Yeah. Then when you take them off, and prick in a nipple, you like this. You don't have these on all day? Yeah. She'll freak like that. Yeah. She's like, yeah. Maybe not all day, but at least a few hours. At least a few hours. I guess the pinch. Yeah, some bitches be crazy. The pinch turn them on. And then it's the business. The pinch. Like the pain. The pinch. No hoes go crazy. The pinch. They get to be at work when they nipples pinched. I don't know about that. Pinched? Yeah, you might know more about it than we do.  You might know more about it. So what's your regular frigate? What you mean? No, no. This ain't about me. Ask me how to end. You're gonna ask me. I asked you a question directly related to what you said.  Then after I said it, I asked you. You got my answer. What was it? I plead the fifth. See, you scary. Oh, let it be that thing. That was a deal. I heard it.   No, I told you before I ain't worry about nobody. You ain't worry about nobody? You got vibrators and shit? Yeah, I mean... See, I can't... That's not... That's regular. I can't have a conversation with a woman who thinks a vibrator is better than human. Why didn't I say that? That's how y'all be acting. No, no, no. No, no, no. I got toys. No, that's what you've been through. I mean, putting yours, you don't know me. I ain't saying... Toy ain't never defeated me. Well, I mean in general, that should be the case. Toy, I make a big throw the batteries away. I'm just waiting on somebody to give me the door.  When the fake puss is coming out. They got him out already. No, I'm straight.  Okay, I look that rose. Look at the camera. That shit?  It's the devil. Fellas, if you find that bitch, don't think it's nothing but the devil. Don't be thinkin' it's no exfoliation. Nigga try to rub it on the ground. It's real pretty. You might not... It's not don't look it's aggressive. You know what I mean? I was hollowed out. He just...  See, that's what I'm saying. Fake puss is ten years behind. Okay, yeah.   Yes. That's why I just endorsed it here. See what I'm saying? But you were asking to the rose question. Are you a rose in the rose? But the moment I asked real shit, she kinda made the film. You gotta get that in the words. See the rose people, why you usually be the rose?  I'm bored swimsuit, bras, clothing. Put your hands. No, no, no, you don't have to. You, I'm saying... I do use it. I'm just saying that that's my personal time. So you rather like the rose. What am I going to be like? Hey ladies. What am I going to say? You're going to say...  Every card in needs a rose. They're going to use it. They are going to use it. They're going to reveal it. No!  He's away. He's the same. You like the little rose. You like the little... You like... why you got this voice? When his voice comes from. That was the rose we did 10 times. How you know. All I see is it be like...  And it's what you want? You want to see it. You don't want to know that? Oh Jesus Christ. Like how do we get that?  I say it's something about the rules and huh. Shout out to the rules, the rules is the best thing ever. Get one. The rules?  I'm gonna hide your batteries. They don't even take batteries. What to take? It's charged, like iPhone. It work off of Bluetooth. I'm taking charge. I'm just gonna stay here. You can't turn it off, leave it if you want it. Oh, let me work on auto. Turn on the gross, ee. Thank you, see? And that should be the next movement. That should be like the next one. You gotta turn to it like Alex.  I feel like it should just do it. But what if the rules get tired? They be like, mm, mm, mm. Like you don't want to do it, but it's still lit. That mean you need to charge it. That's all that mean. Charge it up and come back.  That's what I said. But it ain't gonna work, because mentally it ain't supposed to work.  Like I need you to talk back.     Man, let them motherfucking around and make one that's just a little bit better than Pussy. What is it going to?  What is it going to be?  Because it's hard to deal with just the Pussy.  Just the Pussy is scared. What if it know when you want some pussy? And it crawls above you.  They do. You ain't see that little thing where the girl would like sit on the stool and like. It's a machine? It's a machine doll where the girl sit on the stool and she like second to like. And I'm talking about it's a little bit better than Pussy. Trying some freaking things.  If you're gonna stick it, you're gonna dig in the machine. But it's your machine. But you're not scared of like a malfunction or something? Like that's scary. And we ain't been working for that far. What if you just clamp it and don't let go? We black. We build up malfunction. But he don't want to think about that. Then you gotta call the repair man. Hey, man.   It's a failsafe. They got an emergency button on there.   It's a cut open. Technology is surprising. Don't do that. The whole body's a goodie head. Damn.   All five star reviews. No. Five star. I've been on this machine for two and a half years. He need therapy.  I would. And he lied. That's the day. That's the day the world goes for him. I don't miss women.  Like even in like a vibrator. Like if you don't have that person, you don't have that sensation. This shit's so good.  I don't ever want to get it to my head. I'm like, I don't need these bitches. You know? Yeah, I'm good. You got to do something because you need to make what you're going to do. You don't need them but you like them a whole lot. That's all I'm saying.    I think I'll probably use it. What is it? I use it for leverage. There's nothing like this. You keep talking before you and this. Shanique with $2,000. You know what? Let's go. You know what?  Man, I'm telling you.  You look like you're tired.  I ain't never, ever.  Niggas hand dolls now.  They're asking to work. I don't know.   So if you can't get one, there's something with y'all. I mean, Adam definitely needed Eve because he was tripper. Y'all crazy.  I'm going to tell you. I'm telling you, they're working on it right now.  You ain't never going to find nothing. Yes, I am.   It ain't never win. It ain't never win. Hey, I think. I'm telling you.  So we already damn, we can't win because we competing with the rose. No, you're not. I'm going to stomp that mold for that. Don't embrace it.  You're not competing, though. So you see the doll, I'm going to be like, embrace it. I ain't.  No, the damn.  I didn't want you to see me like this. You're going to do it. But what if we can put chips in the doll?  They try to put chips in the doll with a dog. That's what I'm telling you, man.  It's close to real pussy. It might be a little bit better. That crazy.   She's on the couch, being like, hold up. Let me clean up a little bit. Let me put her up. Bro, you're even better?  What did you talk to her about? You know what? She got a lifetime warranty. What? Tadakucha, we can get it fixed. Get it right back. Snap it right back. What? It ain't got a pussy. It got a pullback.  The USV for it? The USV for it. And I learned. Even if you think that's what you want, if you wouldn't get it. I ain't saying that's what I want. I'm just saying, they working on it.  And when it's out there and available, I might get two of them. One for upstairs and one for downstairs.  I'm going to put mine on the script. I ain't getting one. I'm going to put them on the script. What you saying? You're going to rent it out. I'm going to put them red mine out like Abby and me. Three feet there a day? What? They're going to be like Airbnb? Uh-huh. Because you know they're going to be limited. I'm going to get mine pre-order. I got two of them. That's how they're going to have the marketer though.  Listen, if you act right now, four payments of $449. We'll give you a one-week trial.  The information bag. Am I just sending that back, man?  What you going to do? We talking about if it ain't clean? Listen, folks, call right now and we'll send you a free air fryer. Ain't that how we talking? We talking about the use when ain't nobody's a kid. These bitches use. Everybody use. Thank you. You use. Everybody use and they know. I'm refurbished. Whatever you want to call it, you still use. I'm like brand new in the box, baby. You just don't know I've been touched. You did. You touched. You don't know. I'm refurbished. That means somebody broke me. That's all and I've been fixed. You're back and better than ever. I'm back and better than ever. Use me and I'm dusty.  I wouldn't go get seen. OK, OK, OK. Then I'm cheap. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just like what you want, but I can fit your budget. What's my budget? Whatever you need to be. She got money. I'm refurbished. OK, well. And I listen. Don't give her no discount. Charge her your regular price. What? I'm going to charge her. Charge her. It's Black Friday. She got money. I don't know what I got. Before Chicago, you a pimp. J-O-N, what's up, Playbo? You can wait. I've been waiting. Turn it up, J-O-N. I have a tons going in the background. I was wondering why I kept doing like this. I didn't quite pick it up. Yeah. It was a little bad. You like going swimming? Why? I mean, do you like going swimming? I always thought it was a matter after you tried.  I asked you, did you like going swimming? Nah, you said it weird. I said, do you like going swimming? That's regular. I mean, OK. I'm sorry. I'm a little charmer. What you want me to talk to you like Jack Thrill?  You watch porn, mama. In the pool. In the pool. Jack is sitting at the bar too high. He's sitting at the bar too high. I said, well, you like swimming.   Jack, what the fuck, man? I thought you like. I tried to pick them up. You already got that cover from Chicago. You good? She gone. Listen, I could be gooder. Not with me? Come on, I could be gooder. This is how you feel today. The three weeks from now.  I'm going to tell you the same thing. I can't wait. I'm looking forward. Jack's something else, man. He is. I'm looking backwards. So then that's why I said, go back to her. You good, you covered, baby?  Which one? Which one you like?