All right Cool, so let's get started. So since we have such a such a large group What what are our job roles here? We can even go one by one. There's only six of you. So What what how many of you are? the ones That are in charge of hiring the developers or hire hiring developers. Yes And okay How many of you that are hiring developers are developers? Okay, so it's a you know, that's an interesting that's its own dynamic Obviously, if you're if you already have expertise and you're hiring people with the same expertise or hopefully the same expertise Okay Just small business owners looking for somebody to help with their site. Yeah help with the project Okay, great. You're more the target than any of these other people But well, I'll try to tailor a few few bits to everyone Who haven't I touched what? What's your interest here? I'm an IT consultant Okay Can I ask which so I'm on a nonprofit board doing I didn't IT help with as well What can I ask what nonprofit?  All right Well, you're gonna like this because big premise of this talk is that Most people aren't bad freelancers. They're just bad for your project or you really set them up poorly to be a good freelancer for you So let's start there. I I like to Talk about the the concept of an advocate an advocate for your project You you're not looking for someone to just help you with your website, right? You want someone who is ultimately going to help you achieve your goals? Right, you know, that's that's what we all want regardless of the role you're in that's what you're looking for so You need to think of think of it when you're looking for a freelancer You need to think of it as I'm looking for someone to help me. I'm not not I'm looking for I'm looking for contract hire That's not what I'm looking for here. I don't need just somebody to be a code monkey for me for a little I don't need somebody to just help me with SEO things I need somebody who actually cares a little bit about my project Obviously the most the more buy-in you can get from the person you're looking for the better It's going to work for you in the long run Now, how do you get that buy-in because they don't all just love you and want to work on your projects, right? The number one way to not get the buy-in is Start here. Don't go have this thing. I need it done Maybe you you're not even you're just one that's been tasked with finding the person to get this work done You're it's your small businesses website. You're not actually Totally involved with the website. You haven't used it much before you're not you're not even that interested in it but your boss has asked you to find somebody to help build an event calendar for you or something like that well Starting off with starting off looking at it from the viewpoint of I just need to get this done I don't care how it's done. I just need to get it done because my boss says I need to get it done Terrible way to go about things even if you don't verbally You know indicate that to the the freelancer you're interviewing or Even if you don't indicate that to them They will feel it They will know it as you work through the project at some point it's gonna come up and you're just gonna be like I just need this done. All right. I don't care how you think the best way to get this done is I just I need it done. My boss needs it next week. We need it. We need the next Wednesday has to be done by that Bad way to start. Don't do that. Okay So be your own advocate is the main concept there All right, where to look who to trust what to have prepared for that person when you find them or persons All right, we're a look up for you Lance Google it. There's a million places Conferences good job. You're here all six of you Equations those who work at agencies or just work with WordPress develop focus businesses That's that's where they may not be the one, but they're probably going to know someone that could help you with your project Along that same line who should you trust with this first bullet points? family and friends don't don't it's not that you can't trust the recommendation It's that inevitably there's going to be a situation where your your husband's Best friend knows WordPress if he works on a project. It doesn't go well Well, now you have yourself a messy personal situation on top of that project That bad news for everybody, right? So let's just let's just mix that all together Again see professionals to find other professionals now when I say professionals I don't mean someone like myself that works at a agency Just someone that you know has done this well and it's done it for a while You don't necessarily know that 100% yourself, but you've got a good reason to believe that they are that professional again You're not hiring right away. This is just a starting point to maybe get in contact and find these people What's that prepared a lot of people Will show up again. I don't present anymore for when I did I would meet up with a potential client and They would say here's the link to my current website. We look at it they would verbalize a few things that they want done and Maybe even point to another site that has done something similar that they're looking for Not not at which not good not not again not a good starting point Last point here the prep statement of work rough draft So even if it's just bullet points on a piece of paper or you you know, hopefully you use the computer to write this list Some sort of bullet point of everything that you think you want executed with this project Don't just say I want an event calendar. Okay. What do you want the event calendar to do? Well, there's tons of event calendars out there. I just I want I want something that tracks my events in his own calendar They can click again.  It's gonna cause problems Okay questions pretty straightforward so far All right, the WordPress pro There are many flavors of a WordPress pro or knowing WordPress I don't know a lot of people say this. I've heard a couple people say that someone knows WordPress It kind of makes me laugh. So I Use it here All right, so you have a professional developer They obviously have another full-time job What what what that full-time job is doesn't matter to you. It's a separate thing all together They are typically going to be your highest cost They didn't do it in a while they feel pretty good about themselves whether you think they deserve it or not All right, so they're probably gonna cost you a bit More than likely they're also going to deliver the best work to you now What's missing from that again timeline? So if you needed in a month well again if you needed a month probably got problems anyway That's the fact start again, but they they have a lot of other priorities And you're not going to be number one ultimately for that Okay, the site builder This is somebody who can't do custom development for you. They're not they're not necessarily a coder They may moonlight a bit as a coder But if they're looking to use 20 plugins to solve your problem, there's not necessarily anything wrong with that I'm not bad-mouthed plugins no way not gonna do that at WordPress conference, but If that's what they're looking to do then just know that that is going to be a constraint on what they're doing for you So don't be shocked if at some point in the project They say they can't do something because the plugins they've recommended or are trying to use don't do those things So yeah, not a huge reply, but just be aware that that can become a thing Lower cost on developers. They're not doing all the custom development. They're they're doing research on plugins They're they're figuring out how to solve this problem for you. Really. There's just their solutions delivery person. It's what they're trying to do power user this is So a lot of you know, a lot of people are using premium things that have page builders of some sort, right? So I myself hate the paid builder solutions a lot of people love them a lot of people are amazing with them They're super good and they do really good things and I can't believe they did without a developer Those people are great. That's what you're working with. They're also going to be pretty low cost in reference All right full-stack freelancer, this is where now you're in the wild west Yeah, you don't know if they're a full-time freelancer and they've been doing it for 10 years And they're actually better than that professional developer at the top You don't know if they're in between jobs and they just need work again You might have a great opportunity there to get some really good work for some for some pretty low cost Or maybe they're just new. I mean, this is a fact of life in the WordPress space Beginners a lot of them start with some freelance projects. There's nothing wrong with that, but you just need to Have your expectations set or get that person as a beginner now You got to figure all this stuff out, right? They don't walk around with a sign on this as beginner, right? You have to figure these things out So again referral source and their previous work if they haven't matters a lot more for the full-stack freelancer than somebody working at an agency where you can kind of you You have an idea of what they've been working on and it's already It's more established again One is not better than the other, but you need to be aware of the constraints and things to look for All right Back to this be your own advocate what you should know and where you should learn it and When you should let others be the ones taking care of the job for you All right, I'm gonna go through this one very quickly. So what's the learn? You know, if you're making a new site and you've never used WordPress before Make one Play around if you know the content manager system a little bit at a minimum It's gonna be good to know that there are posts and there are media and you can use them in different ways and categories and tags So get to get to know the platform a little bit If you already have an existing site and you again back to the event calendar Maybe I mean it's not hard for you to go out there and look at event calendar. It already exists Maybe there's some demos you might like get to know some of the features that you're looking for and Or to give that to whoever you're looking to hire. I don't have some links in where you can do a little bit learning on your own Some of these sites will go Super deep. Some of them won't. The last link there is a way more lengthy lists of places to find WordPress developers Again, you can find WordPress developers Finding out if they're right for you and your project is the key. That's what I'm getting at here today All right, how much is too much? When are you trying to overdo it? When are you going too far? What are you coming dangerous to your own goals? If you didn't know WordPress, you know, you're trying to pace snippets of PHP code in places You've got people that's you're you're you're in a very dangerous place now Please please stop until you feel Like you've talked to just anyone else about how to do these sorts of things You don't have to hire them. They'll at least get a little bit get a little bit of support on that You can put three snippets in a okay, it's doing the stuff you want to do. All right, here we go It's good and then that fourth one put a white screen problems And you have no clue how to fix it because well the place I just put this code into I can't get to it anymore That's not the problem avoid that problem And also and I don't do this. I've done people before did you call me at 2 a.m. You did your sites down. There's a problem I'm not gonna be the most friendly with my rate if I especially land work with you before and I asked what the heck Did you do and you're like, I don't really know It's gonna it's gonna cost you it's gonna cost you a lot more than it would have to just hire somebody All right, so Preparing to talk to your freelancer or or many freelancers so pre interview process pre even thinking about an interview Actually is what this is the art of the scope All right, so Contractors knew your business you there and you cannot overload them unless you Structure all the information Or maybe just forward them on your emails that is definitely a bad overload But if you prepare as much information as you can about your project your your business goals for this project and Anything you might know about it technically Maybe it's nothing you need to go ask some people go ask the people that you need to ask Bring that with you have it prepared Having a good statement of work is going to save you just so so much trouble in the long run I mean we've got a few more talks here today about that same sort of stuff, right? So the statements first are they're the real lifesavers are going To just be so helpful. I I don't even I Could say that on repeat 30 minutes and be alright. I think they're not enough people to do this How many people have prepared a statement of work in this right? I get okay good. Do you think you made a good statement of work? Yeah, yeah All right. Yeah, how in depth was it? How many how many pages? Okay, so that sounds a little crazy to me. I'm no no offense meant at all. I mean, that's a lot of money To sign off on three or four pages.  Yeah Did it end at three or four pages like was the science go through? No, that would be like the summary. Okay. All right Good news. All right. Good. Good. Good. Perfect. Awesome All right, so yes, great starting point then perfect Again, all that little things you can you can bring and have prepared Are going to help you a lot throughout the entire process not just the beginning and where you're trying to find the right developer Let's keep saying developer Contractor being it's not it may not be at all. All right. What to include a touch on this a little bit already So I mentioned I've worked on scopes in detail that is what color a bunch to be where the link should go It sounds stupid and simple But those are the sort of not only is that important so to make sure the developer delivers or the person delivers what you want It's also important.  They did for you. It's again. It all starts with the statement part. All right Added benefit you find gaps that you didn't consider so you're working on the event counter and like the thing I brought up where so you say you need an event counter needs that you Put on your a yoga instructor and you need your yoga classes in there. Well I assume there's a many different types of yoga right So those classes need to have some sort of taxonomy attached to them to tell you what type of yoga class it is Okay. Well, you may have noted that your first pass through You should do that because when you're when you go to write the stuff where you say The type of class should be indicated here You you realize hey, I need to tell them that hey yoga classes that we're making the calendar for have types That they need to plan for So yeah, you have to do you have to think like a developer or the contractor a little bit in the situation. All right Thanks big. This is one of the things I can't advocate for any more than If you are engaging a new Contractor any time and a lot of contractors won't like this But if you are getting a new contractor, you should be working with it Now oftentimes fixed bid can actually cost you the business owner or the person hiring the contractor more money But I think more often than not it saves you a boatload of money It also saves you a boatload of stress because if you have detailed requirements and you say this is a $10,000 job they sign off on it and the Something comes up with Hosting or whatever they have to determine whether or not they really think it's worth Bringing that back to you and saying that it's an issue and they need more money Most nine times out of ten they're not going to ask for more money if they do You probably have yourself a bathroom answer there But again, we're gonna work with some stuff to avoid getting to that point and having that person to do that Um fixed bid do it. That's that's the end end. I'll be all here So I know that it should ensure product success and to a certain extent the quality of it and that's because again You had all those things laid out in your statement of work and they have to accomplish it for for that To get paid in the end they do accomplish all the things you laid out to get paid, right? It's if it was an hourly engagement. They may talk you into and you may be susceptible to saying all right we can do this after lunch or Suddenly there's this imaginary phase two that you never planned on existing that now exists with this project and also phase two Is what happens with a lot of these you Start playing out of phase two as you go through phase one and then nobody has the appetite phase two by the time it so Doing this right up front a full fixed bid is going to hopefully prevent that phase two When you're working with somebody where you're doing an hourly engagement. All right We'll make it a little more colorful here and gave them types of ranks fixed bid. You got a full statement of work In a fixed bid There does tend to be a little bit more of versus them situation with the contractor you're hiring So there they may not be quite as on board and really trying to achieve all the things you you want I'm going the extra mile of doing those little extra things for you if they're not paid hourly to do it So it's just it's just a fact of life. It's how humans work, right? So you do lose a little bit there with the fixed bid that you just should be aware of Now you've done a fixed bid with this developer or contractor You trust that they're doing a good job You like what they did previously you got another project about the same size that you're you're assuming is about the same Same size of them, but there's a lot more variables involved. It's getting messy. You're really not sure if you're going to deal with it Nailed down a scope you're both happy with Okay, go ahead and try out that hour Again, that's more than likely Going to lead to the higher costs because all of those little gadgets that make them up along the way It's just going to I mean they'll fix them for you, but they're going to cost time Okay Signature scribbled on and acting with the crayon still better than hourly with a new contractor. Don't I don't know why you do it. I don't even feel like I have to say it because most people Don't wouldn't do it. I mean has anyone in here hired Someone hourly that they didn't really know they hadn't worked with previously Okay, good So a large part of why this coffee is this is because And They're the ones that Start to get really upset about WordPress developers and getting burnt by these WordPress contractors I just I don't know. I think I'm done with it I think I just can't find anybody good to do any work for me I keep getting burnt is the word that always comes up Well, usually it's the situation their requirements got way out of hand and Nobody was happy. They missed deadlines.  All right, so you found some people that you want to talk to Here's kind of a step-by-step Process things to ask things to go through so we'll touch on these so Present them your project. Keep it simple at first Don't overwhelm them immediately. I'm saying at first. This is all still the same All right, but let's start with something real quick I need an event calendar and I run this website. We need an event calendar for our classes Okay Ask him what they do Not again back to the back to the many flavors of knowing WordPress not all of them do what you maybe think they do They you know the fact of life for a freelancer when they're on a website like a And help work or something like that is they have put all these tags on their profile and skills to try and get noticed I'm some work that way. I guess others they actually did on the project, but They're looking for work. They're hungry for work. They want work. They may go outside of their expertise To try to get that job and that's not the greatest for you, right? You may you may think you're hiring an expert with jQuery to solve the problem with jQuery and it's And there isn't really not they're just really trying to land a job. I Mean you have to understand that because it's it's a fact of life when you're looking for contractors not all of them are true All right, so I just don't a few questions in here General things to ask of them just to get a little bit of a feeling of what You know, if they're just good in general not necessarily good for your project is gonna send me But hey, you use version control shot me number of people do not this is developer specific one, right? If they don't use version control you don't rule them out entirely, but you can pretty well rule them out I I think Are they how are they gonna solve this problem? So you've just explained to you them a little bit of all what you want What do you want younger? You ask them are they going to be doing this with custom development?  Get a handle for that and that's where you get to feel for what kind of pro there because they're not actually going to Yeah, they don't walk around with a beginner sign on you don't know exactly what they do Ask for their password again, most people I think do this Nothing is not a novel idea at any time most people do this If you know one of the referrals don't tell them you know they were one of their referrals or people you don't This is another one of those keep it business not personal situations. Okay, it's it's a helpful thing to It's a very helpful rule to follow You don't believe me go ahead and try to try it out yourself and see how it goes Don't just ask for what it would be done. Okay. We'll have work on the work in KC website All right, don't take that as that face value. What did you do? Specifically, what did you work on show me what you worked on explain to me what you work on now? Maybe they built the whole darn thing. That's cool, too But at least find out if that's the case all right because a lot of these people have worked with the team of six to build a website You don't know what they actually did so try to get handle on that again. You don't have to be a A Long-time developer to understand whether or not they had a big piece of functionality that they built or not Okay, you know You got to have it done in six months or 90 days, okay, so ask them What what they got going on get a feel for it. Don't just ask Or don't sorry Not even ask Usually what happens is I have this project you guys both know you're talking about a project discussing it. You say, okay I needed them 90 days Typically, it's a yeah, I can do that. Yes or no, I cannot that's Not an adequate discussion on that piece of it in my opinion You want to get a larger feel for if they have any other projects going on You want to know if you're going to be a priority in this situation now?  I but you'll still want to check on it But yeah, you're just trying to get a little side project finished Or a small pass like an event calendar for yoga classes You need to know How realistic their yes, I can do that is Okay Ask them their hourly rate even if you don't play on engaging them with an hourly hourly rate again Hopefully you're not But get that it's good to know because when they give you that fixed bid It's it's it's a it's a little bit of a negotiation tactic for you Especially when that bid comes back at $15,000 You were expecting it to be in the $10,000 neighborhood So you start trying to slash a few features will say from from your scope Okay, then you start to get a feel for it. Are they really are they are they slashing enough when I slash these features? Oh, well, it seems like that would have been a bit more now. You're gonna annoy the crap out of them with this Freelancers don't love that nobody really does but in the end You're trying to get the best value in the best product, right? Okay What do they need from you to actually get you the bid On time because in theory you're talking to five six fifteen different people about trying to get this done What do you what do they what do they need from you right here now to actually get a solid bid now You're gonna provide them that's even a word you haven't fully shown them yet, and they'll say oh great Yeah, I'll review this and give you a good back give back to me you're going to give them the full timeline you're expecting which you already look at at this point and You're going to maybe go through all of it right then. I don't know. That's your that's your fault The last point here with this sort of thing is a lot of times You're getting these side products you already have an existing site you're trying to add the event calendar for yoga classes And they say well, I'm not sure I'm not sure what I'm working with. I don't know.  I don't know how hard this will be. I don't know what other plugins you're using You're like, well, I'm not sure what other plugins I'm using and they say well You can I just give you give you access and They do it people have given me unprecedented access to their to their code and projects and the ability to take everything down if I were Crazy or just didn't know what I'm doing without any sort of So again Not calling anyone out. Don't do that.  I just discussed the short version of this. All right. What is the contractor need? Everything you can give them. I should have said in an organized manner Okay, again, not a hundred email forward with things from co-workers and whatever else in every discussion You've ever had on this feature. You're trying to build A bullet list or statement of work The statement of work is going to be a living document that things going to evolve until you put signatures on it Okay, it's not it's not done when you show it to them in times and games when the first time All right, the iron square. So most people heard the iron triangle cost time scope you can't typically have all three the way you want it, right? So I Say there's a there's a fourth side of this. It's square. There's also quality. So If you can't sacrifice time, this is the number one that most people cannot sacrifice I know I have to have an event on You know on Christmas and we got to have it two weeks before that If you can't sacrifice on that you're going to sacrifice on literally everything else It's gonna cost you more. It's going to you're probably gonna have to put some features And it might not be as good As well-built as you Again, that makes sense to most people, but it's something you really need to consider when you're preparing to talk to And I know always sacrifice time on multiple times is the one that is the most that has the most leeway in most situations And if there really isn't truly a hard deadline Don't make an artificial hard deadline on things and cost yourself more money. I mean if you have the budget Fine go for it, but especially when you're engaging freelance contractors They only have so much time those signs just about as big of a bids You'll try to agree to them with but they only have so much time. You just I mean they just can't get Things done as quickly as you maybe would hope and you have to be realistic about that. Okay All right, that's With the last note of don't run more money at it All right That's all Not bad Okay questions It's cool. You don't have to come up with fake ones. I'm and you're not gonna hurt my feelings guys Like I said I've done this one before If if you have any questions, or you want to email me and ask for any any assistance with Hey, does this statement of work look all right or whatever else? I'm always up for helping people with that sort of thing Of course, I am a consultant with this stuff So I a lot of what I do for my Contractor gig in freelances. I help small businesses Typically the middle guy that helps interview and find the contractors basically I take all that and I apply it when I'm working for you Okay Explain again like what the downside is for saying Yeah, so it's it's time to it's time of the family and acquaintance connection thing, okay, so if if the project goes sideways You you don't want them to know that oh, yeah, that's the the person that you're referring is actually Another person I work with or whatever. Yeah, I would just keep it quiet I mean so now what I'm not saying though is that you can't go talk to that person that you know and ask about them I would absolutely do that. What I was saying is you there's no need to let the contractor know that You know the person that they've worked with Yeah, cool. All right. Thanks guys and your end gals


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For instance, they got a Portland domain and a Portland arrogant. Also Kansas City, Kansas, and Kansas City, Missouri. That's America for you, mommy. Soon as the city starts to do good business, it's open up a branch in another state there. So mommy has lots of fields in America. There's all the fields in Texas, the cotton fields in Louisiana, wheat fields in Nebraska, and a marshall fields in Chicago. Don't get it mixed up, they don't grow marshals in there. But that's just a bigger department to start a mama mia. But also I have lots of fun in a school of mama mia with my friends, Schultz, Olson, Horowitz, and the most beautiful teacher in all of Chicago.  And I write to now, but she's getting a little bit too mad at me because, well, I came all the way to my school three times this week and tonight I'm going to start out early and surprise her by being the first one in the class. America, I love you. You're like a papa to me. I'm going to get to the taxi, honey, gonna be done in half an hour. Hey, what's the matter little bambina? Why are you crying? I'm lost. Oh, where's your mama? I don't know, she lost. Well, now come on, stop crying, stop, stop here. I'm going to dry up for you, here's my happy chiffy. Go on a blow. All right, then I'll tell me what's your name? Stevie. Stevie what? You're looking at a place to stop crying. Do you know where you live, Stevie? In my house. Well, where's your house? Next to the laundry. What street is the laundry? Let me see, laundry is on the same street as the house, huh? That's right. And, uh, and they're near Watte. Well, what's the matter now? You're lost too. I'm going to take you to the police station and we're going to get a two ice cream cone. Mr. Vasco. I'm sorry, I'm a lady, Ms. Spaulding, you see what's happened. Never mind the excuses, Mr. Vasco, that's the fourth time this week. Give me the machine. He didn't mean it, Ms. Spaulding, maybe he had it a good reason. Keep quiet, Mr. Schultz. But I only thought. One more word and you go home. I've had enough from you. Wait a second, I wasn't late, Luigi was. Ms. Spaulding, I'm, I had a good reason this time. Mr. Vasco, I can excuse one lateness, possibly two, but four times in one week is a little too much. Don't you like school? Like school.   Good night, Mr. Vasco. Now, Clive, you may open your book. That's the first time, first time she's ever hollered under me. My friend. Hey, Luigi, listen, I've got three free passes to the movies. How's about you and me and Arosa going? Not thanks. All right, I stay home, but just you and Arosa. No, Pascuali. Luigi, you mind if me and Arosa go? Go, Pascuali.  You know, look so good. I'm fine. You catching the flu? No, no flu. This is the flu season, Luigi. No, Pascuali, no flu. Can't be too sure, Luigi. Those are flu bugs. They got a way of fooling you. They run around you insides and they can believe they're just cold germs, and then a bang. They rip off of their masks, and it's a goodbye, everybody. Hello, pedicillin. Man, let me feel your head, Luigi. Stop it, that's... All right, I stop. I only want... Hey, how come you home so early from the school tonight? Well, I, I got to send home.  Well, if you gotta know, Miss Polly got a man on me. Why, what happened? You forgot how to spell cat? No. I came late to school four times this week, sir. She hollered at me. She, she what? She hollered at me. How? She said, Mr. Bascuali, supposing you go home and see just how important it is to unite the school. Didn't even use a good English, huh? What did you say to her? I could have forgiven me. Ah, you beggar.  Took Schultz as a place. No, Bascuali, it wasn't, it wasn't so bad.  That a holler could have crippled you for life. Huh? Why? Miss Polly, into you represents a womanhoodedness, right? I suppose so.  I don't like to be hollered on even by womanhoodedness. Now you're talking like a man. I don't blame you for not wanting to be hollered on. You wouldn't let the postman holler on you. No. You wouldn't let the cop holler on you. No.  Well, I'm a different. Yeah, but after all, I'm, I'm got a feelings. Ah, I'd set a spot the way you feel it the most. Your feelings. Luigi, you ever hear about a psychology? That's all about the mind. I once read articles that said a night school of teachers should never holler on a pupils because the words hide themselves in your subconscious.  She's gonna find out. Luigi Basko, here's the guy who's a pride. Right, Luigi. That's because it's in your blood. I knew you mom and a papa. And if there's anything that they hated, it wasn't me and hollered on. Yeah? Your papa, especially.  The worst of the Castellabare. I remember once a summer neighbor, Philippe, would come around. He began to tease a new papa while he was milking the cow. What the papa did? He aimed the cow at Philippe and give him a white Christmas in the middle of June. That's all right, Luigi. Come on. Forget about a night school.  Do you really think it's a Pascuali? Sure. Look at me. Pascuali? No, I'm not so sure. Oh, stop. If you got a million dollars in the bank, the tellers are never going to ask you what happened in 1729. Maybe you'll write the Pascuali. Hello, Luigi. Hello, Luigi. Come on in. Sit down.  I've got to go back to my restaurant. Luigi, she didn't mean what she said. Oh, of course not. No, Miss Spaulding was just a little yittery today. That's all. Yeah, I think so. You know, twice after you left, Luigi, she called me Mr. Basco by mistake. And twice I answered just like you would have and collected your zero. Right, Luigi. Love and be happy. Tomorrow you come in on time and she's going to forget the whole thing. I don't know if I was coming to school tomorrow, sure, sir. What?  However, somehow I'm a no-child. I'm sorry. Believe me, Luigi, you are taking the whole thing too much to heart. Well, she had no right to chase me out without listening to me first. Why did you come late tonight, Luigi? Well, I'm going to have to tell her nobody. But you could tell us, Luigi, we're your friends. Little boy was the last time I took him to the police station. Well, you should have turned him over to his draft board. Honestly, the way some mamas watch their children, you think they grew on trees. Yeah, I think that's where Marilyn Monroe came from. Ah, such limbs.  Luigi is in no mood for jokes.  Say what you want. I'm fine. Luigi, listen to me. Forgot what you said before about not coming in tomorrow. That's just foolish talk. Education is education. How it's, not only am I not to come in tomorrow, I'm never coming back to school. Well, you better think it over, Luigi. Never coming back to school? But this is terrible. Who am I going to copy from?  No, no, no, just, my mind isn't made up. Look, fellas, let's not talk about it for a while. Luigi, how about playing a little pre-knuckle? Could teach you a chess. Luigi? No, no, friends, I'm a little bit tired, and I think I'm, well, I'm going to listen to the radio or my Caruso records, and well, then I'm going to go to sleep. Well, all right, maybe you're going to feel different tomorrow, Luigi. I don't think so, should I say? Good night, Luigi. Good night, I'll see you. Good night, Luigi. Good night, my friends. Oh, well, I think I'm, I'm going to turn on the radio. That's another good, I'm going to listen to Caruso. She should, she should have never heard of the enemy. Before we return to life with Luigi, here's an easy way to get more enjoyment and satisfaction out of the things you do each day. Keep a package of delicious, wriggly, spearmint gum handy, and chew a stick from time to time. You see, chewing on a good, smooth piece of gum just naturally helps you feel better and enjoy what you're doing. The easy chewing action sort of relaxes you and makes things go smoother and pleasanter for you. Besides, wriggly, spearmint chewing gum tastes good. It's refreshing, delicious, and really satisfying.  So enjoy chewing wriggly, spearmint gum often, every day. Get a few packages and always keep some handy. Now let's turn to page two of Luigi Vasco's letter to his mother in Italy. Well, my mom and me, it's, it's a true day since I stopped at my night school and stayed like three years. Last night I stood outside of the school building, look up on the fourth floor to miss Pauline as a class. Well, I thought maybe she's going to look down and maybe apologize to me for hollering, but I wait until nothing is happening.  Maybe she's going to see me better there. Nothing happened. So I walked further into the street, then a further and a further and what's happened? After half hour a cop is going to give me a ticket for Jay walking backwards. But the one thing I'm made up of my mind, I'm never going to go back to school unless miss Pauline comes to me first.  Hello, bush quality. Hey, it's good to see you home in the night time, Luigi. How's the body? You want to be playing a little canazza? No, thanks, bus quality. I just feel like to sit here and just to sit. Sure, sure. We got the whole night in front of us, Luigi. That's right, bus quality. You don't ever miss that at night school, do you, Luigi? Oh, no. I don't blame you. School ain't no place for grown-up people. In America, school is a place where the mother sends a kid so she can shop in a piece. Uh, how's the antique business, Luigi? Sure, sure.  Not enough, bus quality. Uh-huh. I always say, Luigi, the only education you get is not from a school, but from talking with a people.  Yeah, I'm a lot of bus quality. Sure. Uh, what do you think about inflation, Luigi? And I think it raises the prices. That's right. And you know why? Why? Because the dollar today is only worth a half a dollar. And you know why it's only worth a half a dollar? Why? Inflation. Uh, what's the new arithmetic, Luigi? Yeah, did Einstein have discovered any new numbers lately? Squally, what are you talking about? School to talk, Luigi. Busqually? What? How is it just a thing? School ain't the only place where I can get education. That's what I've been trying to tell you. We keep us sitting and talking to each other every night, like if this is something that's bound to rub off on us. Busqually, we could sit for a hundred years. The only thing that's going to rub off on us is the chair. But you just said to yourself, school ain't the only place of education. That's right. Busqually, think. Where did Abram Lincoln get his education? Lincoln High School? No, no. He's a teacher himself.  Yeah, that's right. I saw the movie. Busqually, why can't I do what Lincoln did? Louis, I don't think a foreigner's can become a president. But Busqually, you know, I'm glad that we talked tonight because you give me a big idea. I'm going to educate myself just like Lincoln. How? Well, Chicago is a big, big city, Busqually, and they've got free lectures and museums and planetariums, and they've got free libraries and millions of books. Then you see, Busqually, if education is going to come to you, then, well, you've got to go and, and, and, and after it. I suppose so. Hey, where you going, Louis? I'm going to look in the paper now and see what they're giving a big lecture tonight. Come on, Busqually, maybe you're going to go with me. To a lecture now? No, no, no. Wait, look, here's a place here, Egypt. Egypt, it's a free lecture. Says a free? Yeah. Maybe I will go along. Never hikes to get a more brains. Therefore, as may be seen, the most ancient relics of antiquity in Egypt are the paleolithic tools of flint found on the Lower Desert Plateau at the head of the Wadis and they're debauched into the Nile Valley throughout its length. Hey, Luigi, he's all a very intelligent, but I don't understand a nothing. That's a funny, Busqually. I'm still excited to figure out if he's a talk in English. The Aquarian Coupe de Poing. Or a handbag. Hey, Luigi, what's the this a Coupe de Poing? Huh? The Coupe de Poing, what is that? I think it's softening again in the ice cream palette. These ancient tools are often deeply patinated by the wind and sun of the ages that have relapsed since they were made. The people who used them evidently lived on the desert margin of the valley where there was as yet no cultivation.  Oh, it's all right, Busqually. You've got a really sponge head. For long, you know, all the time when no doubt this climate was different. Well, I'm going home. It was probably, however, an endless mile in the middle of the year without scared for the night. How you like that? I can't holler on him. Now I've got to wait till he wakes up. Oh, excuse me, Mr. Library. Yes, can I help you? I think it's so much. I'm a like to educate myself, just like I better have my leek in it. I don't know where to start. Maybe you know. Well, what are you interested in? Everything. Right now in history, I know everything up to the Civil War. Geography. I know up to the the terrain of foreign Africa. Civics. I'm a smart up to the city ward, the department. And the spelling I can spell up to Mississippi. If I'm not the nervous. But maybe you're going to fill out on me what's what I'm missing. Sir, we have about 50,000 books on our shelves. You decide what subject you'd like to start with and perhaps I can help you. All right. History. American? No, no, I'm going to go to my citizen and papers for three years. I'm in American history. Oh, sure. And you're interested in the period after the Civil War. That's right. I know all the presidents up to Mr. Lincoln. After that is a bigger space in my head. I see. I think I know just the history book for you. Now geography. Any particular country? How many countries you got? We have books covering every country in the world. Look, Miss Library, maybe you got just a few books that are going to teach me everything. I have an even better suggestion. What? Why don't you join a night school? Huh? No, no, no, no, thanks. Maybe you got some more ideas, huh? Well, there are some fine correspondence courses. What's that? Well, they have regular schools that send you lessons through the mail. Mommy, I'm going to do this. And what I don't understand, mailmen are going to tell me everything. Well, Luigi, how's it that a first mail lesson? Here, it's about algebra, Piscale. Huh? You can hardly speak English. What for? You want to learn a new foreign language? Well, Piscale algebra is excellent in particular, but it's got letters like X away and Z and X. What was wrong with a one, two, and a three? Explain everything in a book. Right now, I'm trying to figure out the discipline. Let me see. If it takes three men six hours to dig a hole, how long does it take a six-man to dig the same hole? That's crazy, Luigi. Sure, if the first three guys that dug the hole, what do they want the other six for? I'll let you breakfast, Gully. Sounds like a strong union to me. Please, please, keep it quiet a little bit. Let me learn it. All right, learn, learn. How much are you paying for this supposed office education, Luigi? Well, first the lesson is a three. Then if I'm alike, I'm going to pay $10 a month. $120 a year just to watch a six-loafer stand around an empty hole?  My roaster took this stuff from the high school. No, please, Piscale, no, no. All right, all right, stop hollering. I've got to call her in. She's going to explain everything to you. Rosa, Rosa, Rosa. You called me, Papa. Rosa, where's your manners? Say hello to Luigi. Hello, Luigi. Baby, Luigi just got in. It's the first shipment of brains from the post office. They'll see if you can help him with his homework. All right, move over, Luigi. Let me sit down next to you. No, it isn't our use, Rosa. I'm going to decide to forget everything about this, the correspondence of school. Forget Luigi. You mean you've given up all education and for good? That's right, Piscale.  I'm never going to get the back of no more. But, Luigi, you haven't got me yet. Come on, Rosa. Luigi's a hard-broken over as a teacher. Oh, goodbye, Luigi. Goodbye. I'm going to listen to the carousel again. Hello, Luigi. Hello, Luigi. Oh, hello. It's nice to see you again. Must be four days, huh?  I'm enjoying myself listening to carousel. I've been pretty busy myself lately, Luigi, studying. Miss Pauling is giving us a test next week. Miss Pauling? Oh. What's it about? So good evening, gentlemen. Oh, awesome.  Awesome. Join us in. Oh, how have you been, Luigi? You look real, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. Everything is just the same, wasn't it? Luigi, I heard you started a correspondence course. Hello, fellow boobies. Hello, sir. It's good to see you, Luigi. How have you been, little renaissance? I'm fine. It's just fine. I was just telling Austin how it was about my correspondence at school. Oh, yeah? But tell me, Luigi, how did they fit the teacher into the envelope?  What's the new with the school, friend? Oh, same old stuff. You learn all of it someday in your correspondence school, Luigi. Oh, that's what I did. Yeah, sure. Hello, Miss Pauling. Mr. Basko, you left some books in your desk, last week, and this is the first chance I've had to bring them back to you. Thank you, Miss Pauling. Well, good night. No, wait, wait. Miss Pauling, you're looking very, very pretty tonight, Miss Pauling. Well, thank you, Mr. Basko. Well, it's getting late.  Well, I can't. I'm late for my night school class. Yeah, but that was... I'm sorry. You know, what night school class? We are here. We are? Yeah, tonight. Sure, Miss Pauling, all of us. And it's 8.30. Time to class start. You're so true. Well, this is very irregular, but I suppose I can do it. Mr. Basko? Here. Mr. Harrowett? Here. Mr. Olson? Mr. Schultz? Hail, hail, the gang's all here. Remember me? I'm back in the school. Remember me? I'm back into my night school again, and like they say, you never really appreciate if something really allows it. Mama may excuse me if my writing is a little bit shaky in this letter because I'm writing on a bus to school. You see, my class starts in two hours, and I'm not going to take a chance on a coming late.  Friends, the makers of Wrigley's Fairman Shoeingham hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of Life with Luigi. And they want to remind you that Wrigley's Spearmint Gum is a refreshing, delicious treat you can enjoy any time and any place. You don't have to take time out for Wrigley's Spearmint.  Wrigley's Spearmint Gum always tastes good.  The natural chewing action helps keep your teeth clean and bright too, so it helps keep your smile attractive. So for real chewing enjoyment, plus refreshment, anytime, anywhere, always keep Wrigley's Spearmint Chewing Gum handy. Remember, that's Wrigley's Spearmint Chewing Gum. Healthful, refreshing, delicious. The makers of Wrigley's Spearmint Chewing Gum invite you to be sure to listen next week at the same time when Luigi Basko writes another letter to his mama Basko in Italy. Life with Luigi is a Sy Howard production. The script is written by Mack Benhoff and Lou Derman, and directed by Mr. Benhoff. J. Carol Nash is starred as Luigi Basko with Alan Reed as Pasquale, Hans Kahn Reed as Joe, Jody Gilbert as Rosa, Mary Shipp as Miss Folding, Joel Forte as Horowitz, Ken Peters as Olson, Lee Erikson as Stevie, and Margaret Brayden as The Librarian. Music is under the direction of Lud Bluston, Charles Lyons speaking with CBS Radio Network.


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J-E-L-L-O The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harris and his orchestra. The orchestra opens the program with O-R. Just around the corner is June and hot summer days that call for crisp tempting salads. And the best salads I know of call for Jell-O. Try combining fresh vegetables or fruits with Jell-O for an appetizing luncheon or supper salad. If you've never used Jell-O in salads, you've missed a great bet. Or shimmering Jell-O makes the most refreshing zestful salad you ever serve. And here's one suggestion. Mold-shredded cabbage, diced cucumbers and celery in lemon Jell-O. Serve on crisp lettuce with real mayonnaise. Or make a fresh fruit salad with orange Jell-O. While there are any number of interesting salad combinations, you can work out for yourself using any one of Jell-O's six delicious flavors. And you'll enjoy them all for Jell-O has that extra rich fruit flavor. Flavor that comes from the real ripe fruit itself. But whether you serve Jell-O as a salad or as a dessert, always be sure to get the real thing. Genuine Jell-O. Ladies and gentlemen, let us hail the return of the man who last week was flat on his back but is now standing here flat on his feet, Jack Benny. Hello again, this is Jack Benny. Remember the fellow who wasn't here last Sunday? And I want to tell you something Don, it's a good thing I've got flat feet. Because I'm still pretty shaky and I'd probably topple right over if they weren't.  I wasn't, eh? That's all you know about it. As it happens, I was critically ill. Well, I didn't see any headlines in the papers about it. Well, that's not my fault. I phoned them all. Next time I'll take out an ad. Well, Jack, you certainly look rested after a whole week in bed. Did you get much sleep? Well, how could I sleep with twelve flu germs playing bingo on my chest? Playing bingo, eh? Yes. I didn't mind that so much, but when they asked me to call out the numbers, I thought that was going too fast. You know, I'm still pretty weak. Well, you certainly don't look at Jack, you're the picture of health. Now that's silly, Don. Take a look at my tongue. I don't see anything unusual. It's just a common, ordinary tongue. Oh, it is, eh? Well, then I'm glad I stuck it out at you.  All right, all right. If it'll make you any happier, you look lousy. Now you're talking.  Pardon me, Mr. Benny. It's time for your pill. Oh, yes. Thank you, Don. Thank you. Don, I want you to meet Dr. Baldi. I'm... You know, I'm still under his care. How do you do, Doctor? You could stand out, young man. You see, Don, his mind is always on his word. My nurse is here, too. She's waiting out in the hall. Why don't you have her come in? Oh, no, not with these orchestra boys around. They're wolves in rented clothing. Hello, Jack. I'm glad to see you back again. Oh, hello, Mary. Thanks. See, I sure had a tough time this past week. Don't I look awful? I'll say you're as pale as a ghost. Ghost? You mean pale as a ghost? Well, this goat is dead. Oh, oh, a goat ghost. Well, that was fast thinking. What? I say that was fast thinking. Oh, I thought you were talking about the goat. No, I wasn't. And, Mary, I want to thank you for those lovely roses you sent me. They were beautiful. Were they? Yeah, that's the first time I've ever seen a third of a dozen. But, Mary, I did notice that the roses were quite limp and droopy there. What happened? I knew you were sick, so I boiled them. Well, the good idea, you can't be too careful, you know. Oh, hello, Kenny. Hello, Jack. Gee, you look so laurel and hearty. That's pale and hearty, but let it go. Oh, that's all right. The next time I'm sick, don't wire congratulations. Well, it worked on Mother's Day. Well, let's not get involved in that, you know. Mr. Benny, it's time for your medicine again. Oh, yes, Doctor, yes. Now, first, you take this red pill, and then you follow it with this white one. Two of them this time. What's the white pill for? In case the red one is poisoned. Well, that's thoughtful. Isn't he an unusual, Doctor Mary? Yeah, what do you take in case of him? I wish I knew. Say, Jack, is that girl out in the hall, your nurse? Who do you mean? That pretty blonde with a white uniform and Phil Harris around her neck. Oh, where'd you see her? Oh, out in the hall around Phil Harris' neck. I thought you said Phil was around her neck. Oh, they're all mixed up. No, so that's why Phil sneaked out of here. I got a good mind to go out there and put him in his place. Oh, Jack, you're up on your feet now. Why don't you say that way? Yes, maybe I better wait till I'm myself again, you know. Oh, it's you. Hiya, Jack, old boy. Glad to see you back again. Thanks. What are you doing out in the hall there, Phil? Well, I wasn't feeling so good, so I had your nurse take my temperature. You did, eh? Well, wipe it off your lips. What's that you got in your hand? She wrote me out a prescription. Oh, yeah? What is it? Hillside 5027. Get me a bottle of that, too. Anyway, it's time for you to play a number, so get ready. Okay. And another thing, this nurse is here to take care of me, so please stay away from her. I got a temperature, too. Quiet, Kenny. Play, Phil. Oh, nursey, nursey, oh, toot. Played by Phil Harris and my nurse, or his orchestra.  I didn't know it was in you. Thanks, my little buckaroo. Well... Did you hear me, too, Jack? Of course I did, Kenny. I thought you did a swell job. Believe me, I was all in. I had to sing three songs. Oh, what a strange three songs in one week. I don't see how you did it. I bet it'll tell on me when I get older. Oh, no doubt. Say, Mary, that reminds me, why didn't you work last Sunday? To me? Yeah. Oh, I wasn't feeling so good. I had fever and chills and pains and a headache. Oh. So we all went to the Trocadero. It's been quite a party, isn't it? Yeah, which I'm stuck. Yeah. Say, Jack, tell us the truth. Did you get a kick sitting home listening to your own show? Yes, I did, Don.  When you read the commercial and told everybody how to make jello, well, it just did something to me. I tell you, Don, I was electrified. Oh, you're kidding. No, I'm not. And, Don, listen, Don, when you said, look for the big red letters on the box, as sick as I was, I jumped right out of bed and looked for it. You did? Yes, sir. Oh, Jack, didn't you love the way I said, there was only one jello, and the trademark is your guarantee. Don, when I heard that, well, there was a lump on my throat. Don't you mean a lump in your throat? No, this was an ice bag. But, Don, the biggest thrill I got all evening was when you mentioned the different flavors. Really, Jack? Absolutely. Of course, when you started out with strawberry, raspberry, and cherry, that didn't affect me so much. But when you got to orange, I felt myself slipping. And by the time you reached lime... What happened? I was in another world. You were? And snoring twice as loud as ever before. I was not. Mr. Benny, it's time for another pill. Yes, Doctor, yes. Here you are, a pretty blue one. Now, wait a minute, this is a button. Oh, goodie, I've been looking for that all week. Oh, answer the phone, Mary. If that's my father, tell him it's in the mail. Okay, Mama. Oh, it's her again. Yes? Yes, Mama, yours is in the mail, too. Uh, what? Oh, Jack is feeling much better. No, Mama, I won't get too close to him. You think I have measles or something? Yes, Mama, Jack's going to take a vacation in a few weeks. We all are. What? No? No! No, Mama, you can't. That's impossible. What does she want, Mary? Mama wants to take over the summer show. Tell her no, I'll never be able to follow her. Uh, oh, Mama, he says he'll never be able to follow you. What? She says you won't even be able to follow this phone call. Oh, matching wits, huh? Well, goodbye, Mama, thanks for calling. I'll write you a letter tomorrow. What? Oh, that's too bad. Well, goodbye. Isn't that awful, Jack? I won't be able to write letters home anymore. Why not? Papa's raising pigeons in the mailbox. Well, send her my dove. Or my love. And now, uh, ooh, and now, folks, the big... About the worst gag I've ever pulled at it, you know?  Kenny Baker will sing, uh, what are you going to sing, Kenny? Oh, I'll think of something. Well, think, Kenny, play, boys. Was it rain? Was it rain from the hit parade?  Uh, what's the name of it again? You are my love. That's it, it was beautiful. I'll have to play it on my violin sometime. Oh, Jack, it's my first song. Well...  You two have a lot of respect for an invalid. And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our, uh, for our feature attraction this evening, for our dramatic soco, we are going to present an original mystery melodrama, a thrilling and blood-curdling adventure entitled Death at Midnight. For the... Murder Case. Now, I will play the part of Detective O'Benney, who always gets his man. Phil Harris will be my assistant. Who always gets your girl. Quiet. Now, this is a murder mystery. Mary Livingston will be the wife of the murder reed. And Kenny Baker will be the victim. Oh, gee, there's no future in that.  What have I got? Please. And last but not thinnest is Don Wilson, who will be the butler. However, before presenting our mystery folks, let me give you a brief synopsis of what has happened up to now. On the night of May 3rd, A.D., after dinner, Mr. J. Wellington Crotsmere... Wellington, yes. A social line was found murdered in his den. At the time of the murder, his wife was in the room reading a copy of Live Alone and Like It, which may have thrown her a thought. The victim was playing solitaire when suddenly he was interrupted by a lead kibitzer. Now, who committed this crime? Was it the butler? I didn't do it, I tell you. I didn't do it. Was it the French maid? Oh, la, la. Viva la corp. Was it Bing Crosby? No, but he mentioned my name last week.  I hated him. I loathed him. I despised him. So that night I... Stop! We can't give it away now, folks. But this mystery will go on immediately after the next number. Play, Phil, and make it snappy. Our listeners must be on the edge of their seats. Don't call Alphos. Harrison is orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, for our mystery play, Murder at Midnight. Or when my dreamboat comes home. The opening scene is the office of Detective O'Benny at police headquarters. Curtain. Phone call. I mean music. Let me talk to Detective O'Benny. That's me. What is it? My name is J. Wellington Crotsmere. Well, there's nothing I can do about that. What's on your mind? I got a hunch I'm going to be murdered. What makes you think so? My wife is always pointing a gun at me. When she pulls the trigger, let me know. All right. Goodbye. Goodbye. Anything wrong, Cap? Oh, some fellow thinks he's going to be murdered. Is he? I hope not. The boys are delivering beer in the patrol wagon. Hello? Detective O'Benny speaking. This is Mrs. Crotsmere. Were you just talking to my husband? Yes. Nice chap. He sure was. What do you mean? Come over at once. I think he's been shot. Your husband's shot? What makes you think so? He's laying on the floor, and there's an extra buttonhole in his shirt. There is a. Well, I'll be right over. And don't make any more buttonholes till I get there. Okay, Cap. Bring some White Rock. Right. Goodbye. What happened, Cap? Crotsmere was right. So was Barnum. Yes, and they're both dead. Well, we got to do something about that. You take Barnum and I'll take Crotsmere. No, you take Barnum and I'll take Crotsmere. Barnum. Crotsmere. Crotsmere. Barnum. Let's sell the whole thing off. No, we can't do that. We got to get over there at once and investigate. Follow me, Harris. Righto, Cap. Take care of the office, Lieutenant. Okay. Come on, Sarge. Let's go. Better take your pills first, Mr. Benny. All right, Doc. Come on, Sarge. We're all. Cap, old Benny rides again. Here we are, Sarge. This is the place all right. What's up in the name of the law? This is police headquarters. Dog gone and I forgot to release the brakes. This is the place, Sarge. It better be. We're out of gas. Open up. Come on. Open the door. I'll break it down. Well, good evening, gentlemen. Good evening, eh? Make a note of that, Sarge. Okay, Cap.  How do you know? Your uniform is a dead giveaway. Now, come on, you. Where's the body? You mean Mr. Crotsmere's? Yes. Oh, he's right there on the floor. Follow me, Sarge. Yeah, man. Musicians are all alike. Who's this? Wait a minute. Are you Mrs. Crotsmere? No, I am the maid. Yeah, what's your name? Pee-pee. Your last name? Poo-poo. Pee-pee-poo-poo. Wee-wee. Wee-wee. Make a note of that, Sarge. Woo-hoo. Now, Pee-pee, bring Mrs. Crotsmere in here. Here I am, Cap. Fit as a fiddle and ready for a new husband. Oh, yeah? I want to talk to you, madam. Go ahead, blue coat.  Thanks. Ouch! What's the matter, Cap? I've been looking for that badge all day. Oh. Now, Mrs. Crotsmere, where were you at the time of the murder? I'm back at the gun, minding my own business. Oh. So you did have a gun, eh? Yes. Where'd you buy the bullets? At Bullock's, Wilshire's. That's a local gag, folks, but it fits. Now, Mrs. Crotsmere, I want the whole story for you right from the start and I want the truth. Get at the truth! Okay, bloodhound. My husband and I were sitting in the den. He was behind his desk cleaning his pipe. Yes, yes. Go on. When suddenly a shot rang out. I looked toward the window and there I saw... Big pardon, madam. Are we having jello for dinner? Yes, Jenkins. Any particular flavor? A little of each and be sure that it's genuine jello with the big red letters on the box. Make it out of that, Sardre. Gotcha, pal. Now, go ahead, Mrs. Crotsmere. What did you see? Well, I looked out of the window and there in the moonlight I saw shadows running across the lawn. Oh, moonlight and shadows, eh? Must have been making a dash for the hit parade. Make it out of that, Sardre. Hey, it's worth it. And then what happened, Mrs. Crotsmere? I screamed to fire two shots. Two shots, eh? I thought you were lying. Now, listen, Gail, you're coming with me. Now, what's more, you're coming without a struggle. I never struggled yet, big boy. Then slap the bracelets on her, Sardre. Now, let's go. Now, wait a minute. Hold everything. No one moves. Come in. It's time for another pill, Mr. Benny. It's time for that, Doc. Now, get out of here. Come on, Sardre, and take Mrs. Crotsmere with you. What was that? Look, Sardre, someone threw a stone through the window. Yes, Cap'n. There's a note tied around it. A note, eh? What does it say? Hillside 5027. That nurse again. She sure gets around. Come on. Let's go. Wait a minute, Sardre. Wait a minute. There's the home. Maybe it's a clue. I'll take it. Hello? Yes? Yes? What? Who? Captain's face? Captain! I ordered we got the wrong... This will be concluded next Sunday night. Will the murder be solved? Will they find the right page? Will Jack's doctor run out of pills? No. Will they find the right page? Will Jack's doctor run out of pills? Listen in next Sunday night and find out. Play, pill! Third is a great favorite with everybody, and here's a dessert that's everybody's favorite. Ice cream made with jello ice cream powder. The new way to have rich mellow ice cream more quickly, more easily, more economically. For jello ice cream powder makes delicious creamy ice cream, the kind with the real old fashioned homemade flavor. Yet you actually use less cream and get more ice cream, and you make it right in the freezing trays of your refrigerator. Or if you prefer, you'll get the same wonderful results with an ordinary hand freezer. All you do is combine jello ice cream powder with milk, some cream and sugar, and you'll soon have a quart and a half of smooth mellow ice cream. An economical, I'll say it is, why one package of jello ice cream powder makes one and a half quarts of ice cream twice as much as most other such products on the market. So serve ice cream made with jello ice cream powder soon. There are five rich delicious flavors, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, lemon and maple, and there is unflavored too so that you can make any flavored ice cream you want. Ask your grocer tomorrow for several packages of jello ice cream powder. This is the last number of the 35th program in the new jello series. We'll with you again next Sunday night when we will finish our thrilling mystery. So be sure and listen in. Come on, Mary, you going home? Take my handcuffs off first. Oh, yes, that's right. Good night, folks. I'm run away from love and from the Singing Marine. The jello program comes to you from Hollywood over the red network of the National Broadcasting Company.


cause I know I still love you. What is up ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another video. Today we're here on Mr. Panchito Matrix channel and we're gonna be reacting to a SpongeBob of Manga's. Yeah, this guy took it to a whole new level. He made like a SpongeBob video integrated with the Manga's so that should be pretty awesome. And I hope you all had a great weekend by the way. So let's jump straight into this video. And before we do, if you're new around here make sure to subscribe, turn that notification bell on and hit all notifications and make sure to slap a like button and drop a yeet in the comments. All right, here we go. Oh, crewmate, there's one Paz for Manga's. Wait, let's take a second and look at these characters. They got that clown. I don't remember exactly what his name is. Then they got that fish that is always like angry. They got Larry the lobster. We got sand. You got SpongeBob Patrick. Of course, Squidward, Mr. Krabs. Oh, that's the blue fish. He's always like angry. Okay, so we got two of those green generic fishes in here too. Oh. Okay, guys, this is our first day aboard this spaceship. Everybody just started. So it's up to us that all tasks are done to keep it working properly. Any questions? Oh, Patrick has a question. No, Patrick, your suit won't disintegrate into poop. Disintegrate poop. Should have told me earlier. Time to work. Of course, Patrick is gonna be the silly one, right? All right, so he doesn't go off to do their tasks. Oh, Mr. Krabs is not by himself. And he's red. That's kinda sus. Wait, someone just vented. Wait, who was that? Let's go back. It didn't get to see it. It just happened so quick. Wait, is that Squidward? Oh my God, there's a dead body. No, okay, he's not an important character. Who could have done such a terrible thing? Oh, SpongeBob, okay. It was lime green, right? Or was it dark green that vented? So it's either Squidward or the clown. He had an accident. No, it looked like there was an imposter among us. He don't say, Mr. Krabs. Stay alert, guys. SpongeBob. Okay, we got everybody. Patrick's doing something. Oh, taking out the trash. Oh, no. Okay, he's in storage room. Hi, Harold, how's it going? Okay, Harold's his name there. Oh my.  What? That was insane. Hey, guys, someone killed Harold. Did you see someone do it? No, I didn't. Dude, that was crazy.  It was probably you, Bob. Oh, he's sussing SpongeBob right now. We have to find the imposter now, just to say sandy squirrel. Oh, okay, guys, let's figure out who the imposter is.  Bruh, who's the imposter? He straight up just asked him.  Throw him out of there. There you go. Larry's a savage, he's living like Larry. And there he goes. Problem solved, let's get to work. Yeah, I don't know, man. There can be two imposters. Wait, what? SpongeBob just vented? Need help, Squidward? Oh, Squid, oh. He don't like Squidward. Oh, oh. Dude, just fried himself.  Oh, Patrick. Yo. Oh my God, oh.  Patrick, my glasses, what? Oh no, the imposter's still manga's. So Patrick is one of the other imposters? His face. At this point, anybody could be an imposter. That is correct, Mr. Krabs. That's what the imposter would say. Oh no, better keep working and watch your backs. Okay, so as we know, Patrick is one of the imposters. Oh, there goes Patrick. There, he's gonna go, he's gonna strike again. Thank God it's Friday, right, Fred? Fred, don't run. Oh. Patrick was packing that heat, and he just let the bullets fly that thread. Oh my God, I killed him. Dude, but you kind of think about it like, if you think about it, Patrick would be like a perfect imposter because he's kind of dumb, but sometimes he's smart in a way. Like, it's so weird. I don't know, I feel like he would be the perfect fit for the, as an imposter. Like, nobody would believe him. Okay, Larry, you can do this. The ship's sake is on your hands. You got this, Larry, come on. You better not mess up. Oh my God, are you kidding me? It's nine, then 10, Larry. Larry, what are you doing?  Oh. No, yo, Patrick was just creeping. What was that? Yeah, I think he's above you. Oh. Dude, Patrick is a savage imposter. And he actually used like his starfish powers. He was hanging on the wall. Oh no, he's pulling up on Mr. Krabs. Is everything okay, Patrick? Yes, Captain, everything is going great. Yeah, I don't know about that. Oh no. Dude, he's very close. He's like right up on it. Oh my, he just stabbed him. Oh, they caught him. Patrick, sir, are you the imposter? Dude, obviously he is. Why did he take off his helmet? What, there's a gorilla? Wait a minute, what's going on here? It's a Patrick gorilla. Oh. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. Oh, what? If you're Patrick. What in the world is going on? Oh. Oh my God. Yo, what? That was so, that was a major plot twist at the end. So Patrick wasn't really Patrick as the imposter. It was the gorilla. And Patrick was dressed as a gorilla himself. What? All right, so that was pretty insane. I kind of wanted to see more of it, man. That was pretty cool. All right, so he does have a, he has a Spanish version of it, I guess for those that don't speak English and whatnot. That's pretty cool. And he also had, look at all these videos. But he has like a zombie series. He has a Chucky series, the Saw series. Dude, this guy has been doing a lot of Spongebob animations as we can see. If you guys want me to react to more of these, let me know in the comments below as we can see. He has a lot of content. Even as Pokemon Go, he has Five Nights at Freddy's. Well, Five Nights at Spongebob at the Krusty Krab, should I say. All right, so guys, well, that was pretty awesome. Let me know what you guys think of it. Shout out to Panchito Matrix for his awesome works. It was pretty awesome entertaining. And it was pretty crazy, as we've seen. 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Hello, this is Laptop Media, and today, we will show you how to open the Acer Swift 3XSF 314 510G and what's inside of it. To get inside of this laptop, you need to undo 12 Torx head screws. After that, just pry the bottom panel with a plastic tool, starting from one of the front edges. Please remember, it would be of great help to us if you just hit the like button and subscribe to our channel. That would motivate us to make even more and better videos for you. Once inside, you can see the cooling solution, which employs two heat pipes. They are cooling both the CPU and the dedicated Intel GPU. Also, the fan seems to be pretty beefy. Upgradeability here is a bit of a mixed bag. On one side, the memory is soldered to the motherboard, and you can only configure it with up to 16GB before purchase. However, the storage options include two M.2 PCI-EX4 slots, which is pretty nice. As for the battery, you get a 58.75 watt hours unit. If you'd like to see more disassembly videos of the latest notebooks we would highly appreciate if you hit the like button and subscribe to the channel.


Start looking at social media through the lens of $2,700 a month. Every skill you build, here's the crazy thing. Once you build a skill, let's say it's growing somebody's YouTube, growing a doctor's YouTube channel. Think of the infinity scaling. So you get good at it for one doctor, the next doctor's easier to do. Once you have 30 doctors, the incremental difficulty of adding a new customer goes to like zero. The 30th customer will be simple. So here you are right now. You're not making a million bucks a year and you wanna chase that goal even if you don't exactly hit $1 million. Chase it. Chase it hard. Wake up right now. Wake up early in the morning and read.


I came from South Korea and I am a Korean New Zealander. If someone asked me, do you think your life is successful, then I would say, yes, I think so, because I have a very close relationship with my family and my friends and I'm really satisfied with my life. However, if I were given the same question when I was living in Korea, I would answer like, well, I don't think so because I don't have enough money yet and I didn't achieve many things so far like others. Uh oh, what made this difference? I guess through the process of adapting myself into New Zealand culture, my standard changed in terms of what I consider a successful life. My doctoral research on the one hand investigates the relationship between the ideas of success and cultural impact. Korea and New Zealand representing Eastern and Western contexts have different cultures. So it would be worthwhile to see how the ideas of success are different across Koreans in Korea, Koreans in New Zealand and European New Zealanders in New Zealand in order to understand the impact of culture on our ideas of success. On the other hand, happiness is another important area of my research. Koreans do study and work so hard in order to achieve success in their lives. But why? Why the Koreans' social level is the highest among all these countries? And why they experience lowest level of happiness? Is there any relationship between the ideas of success and happiness? In order to find the answers, I, firstly, I interviewed 20 Korean and European New Zealand university students and through the interviews, I could get a sense that Korean's ideas of success are narrow and more focused on materialistic values compared to New Zealanders. Next, I conducted an online-based survey and 4,500 Korean and European New Zealand high school university students and adults participated. And I'm currently analyzing the data. So one of the potentials and strengths of my doctoral studies is that success and happiness are core issues in our daily lives. So this research can be applied to any ethnic group and any age group. Let me finish my presentation by asking you these two questions. This is your life. Then, what makes your life successful? And do you think that you can be happy once you have that? Thank you.


Hi everybody Sean with jaspyscasebreaks.com here doing a 2019 Panini Spectra football two box break pick your team number four We have a random number block in the year as well So that's a random number block. That's going to be for an assortment of teams which are noted on here This is the full list of teams Thank you to everybody for getting into this tonight Here the boxes. This is the Two boxes marked from the previous breaks you can see on here. So continued from the same case Here's our list You can see the teams that are part of the random number block all designated there and Here's our list for the random number block as far as the numbers associated with it Zero gets all redemptions Even one of one known redemptions So we'll get ripping guys. Good luck everyone. It's crazy actually seeing live sports tonight baseball is back gives hope for football Basketball should be back next week Should be fun first up Larry Fitzgerald for the Arizona Cardinals and Matt Sharoff That's numbered 84 of 99 masked Marvels Cam Newton for the Carolina Panthers Carolina Panthers random number block that is numbered 21 of 99. That's going to go to Ray Dejasus and the one spot Next up is Relic high voltage for Sam Darnold in New York Jets going to Philip Miegel That is numbered three of 50 rookie patch auto Paris Campbell for the Indianapolis Colts and Trevor Ellis Aspiring patch auto 31 of 35 for the Colts awesome-looking cards great designs and everything in there Deontay Johnson for the Pittsburgh Steelers and Patrick Evans Numbered six of ten really low numbered there congrats Patrick Another stealer for you Juju Smith Schuster That one's numbered two of 35 going to Patrick again and Nice relic there for Dan Marino and the Miami Dolphins going to Nick Stober That is numbered two of two Very nice Nick. Congrats nice Hall of Fame relic and For the now Las Vegas Raiders Hunter Renfro radiant patch auto two colors. You can see the silver in the top left corner there Oakland Raiders Las Vegas Raiders now is Nick Stober and that's numbered 97 of 199 Congrats Nick Two very nice hits in that pack for you Got hit one for three He's worth the money now greatest greatest hitter of all time Are they gonna credit that as a hit that's an error Take the hit it take the hit away home ballpark home ballpark. Come on home ballpark He's not have a hit at that hot corner. That is an error That's an error if he plays it cleanly. It's not it's not an exceptional play What are they gonna scored it? It's an error. Did they score it in there? For sure Overpaid over We'll be back overrated give them back to Boston First up Joe Thysman for the Washington Redskins random number block. That is numbered Nine of 60 So that's going to the ninth spot and Richard Speranza Next up afterburners Nick Chubb Relic For the Cleveland Browns and Allison McKenzie That one is numbered 165 to 199 Congrats Allison and Jim Plunkett epic legends Relic for the Las Vegas Raiders and Nick Stober numbered eight of 99 Another classic one for the Miami Dolphins Bob greasy Super Bowl champions auto Going to Nick Stober in the Miami Dolphins. That's numbered 20 of 35 some classic dolphins uh Hits for you Nick last pack of the first box relic Zach Gentry For the Steelers pittrick Steelers of Patrick Evans That die cut is numbered one of 50s Next up Rookie Relic Miles Sanders monumental For the Philadelphia Eagles and random number block and that is numbered 90 or sorry nine of 199 nine spot is Richard Speranza Congrats Richard Joe Montana Relic for the San Francisco 49ers random number block And that's numbered 27 of 75 Seven is Jesse way bright Congrats Jesse Classic quarterbacks of this first box and then to a rookie quarterback triple-color patch auto Will Greer for the Carolina Panthers random number block also again And that's numbered 93 of 99 You can see some pulling on the Plastic on the back there But 93 of 99 that's going to the three-spot and Richard Speranza second box Good luck First up Corey Davis for the Tennessee Titans and Joe Flores Number 85 of 99 very nice Master Marvel cam Newton scope for the Carolina Panthers numbered one of 30 Jersey number hit there Carolina Panthers random number block number one Raymond Day. Hey suits JJ our Sega Whiteside building blocks triple relic one in the middle looks like part of the glove For the Philadelphia Eagles and random number block. That's numbered 36 of 50 So that's going to be going to the sixth spot in Christian Escalara Congrats Christian and Zach Allen rookie auto for the Arizona Cardinals and Matthew Chara That is numbered 72 of 99 Congrats Matt. First up. We have a die cut Todd Gurley in the Los Angeles Rams That's going to Joe Flores And that is 50 out of 50 Travis Kelsey for the Kansas City Chiefs Number 10 of 25 Kansas City Chiefs random number block zero spot Rob Runkle. Congrats Rob next up really nice dual-color patch for Earl Campbell and the Houston Oilers And that is numbered six out of ten Houston Oilers goes to Tennessee Titans and Joe Flores and last up illustrious legends auto Andre Ryzen for the Atlanta Falcons and Jarell Taylor Nice auto there Jarell. Congrats That is numbered 99 of 99. We're getting some classic player relics and autos in these always nice to see See if we can Find a big-name rookie as well Ronde Barber for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Patrick Sue Numbered 23 of 60 afterburners Calvin Ridley and Atlanta Falcons Go into Jarell Taylor Numbered 130 of 199 How's it going Bryce? Pillars of the game Ray Lewis and the Baltimore Ravens going to Aaron Billingsley That is numbered 18 of 199 we have a redemption any guesses Running back get a narrow it down. There's quite a few of those prism baseball Adrienne Peterson die cut for the Minnesota Vikings That's going to Rhea Mitchell That is numbered four of 20 very nice card there Yes, we are codging for the Buffalo Bills rising rookies Devin singletary dual relic and that is numbered 93 of 99 Buffalo Bills is random number block. So that's going to go to the three spot and Richard Sparanza Pillars of the game Lawrence Taylor and the New York Giants Numbered 64 of 99 New York Giants and Matthew Chara and that's the rookie we're looking for or one of them Daniel Jones rookie patch audio radiant Purple auto there a little bit of two colors. You can see the blue down on the bottom The New York Giants and Matt Chara that's numbered 14 out of 20 Congrats Matt still have the Redemption as well Panini spectra rookie autographs part number 16 see are I Christian Christian Wilkins Christian Wilkins, I believe went to the Miami Dolphins out of Clemson Yep, Miami Dolphins. So that's gonna go to Nick Stober and guys that was 2019 Panini spectra football two box break number four pick your teams I'm Sean with jazzy's case breaks calm checks out see what else we can get into next


This screencast video will show you how to use the loop database activity. The loop database activity supports collaborative learning. It allows students to create entries on a certain topic, browse other entries, leave comments and so on. Different databases will have different setups and configurations. In this example, students have the ability to create an entry, browse other entries after they have created their first one, rate the relevance of other entries and leave comments on other entries. Click to open the database. Click Add Entry. Begin populating your entry according to the fields. If entering a large amount of text, consider writing it in Google Docs or Microsoft Word first and then paste it in. Just be mindful that the formatting doesn't go astray. Add tags to your entry by typing a keyword in the tag field and hitting Enter on your keyboard. Click Save and View. To browse all other entries in the database, click View List. To view an entry on its own and to leave comments on it, click the More icon which looks like a magnifying glass. From the Ratings drop-down menu, choose the rating you wish to leave. Click Comments to open the Comments field. Begin typing your comment. Expand the field to allow you more room by clicking the diagonal line icon in the bottom right corner and dragging. Click Save Comments. To search for particular words or entries in the database, click Search. Enter your search term in the relevant field and click Save Settings. The search results now appear on screen. To go back to seeing all the database entries, click Reset Filters to return to the List View.


I want to get this out of the way before I get bashed for sending this. This was a cartoon back in 2014 during sci-fi networks premiere of the show Deluxe just as the show was airing. The sci-fi network panicked because half of the episodes were unfinished so they quickly cancelled it, and instead aired Xenation for its replacement. The show in question is Robotronical, a pretty stereotypical sci-fi CG cartoon directed by Edward James Almas of Battlestar Galactica and writer Ben Browder of Farscape. Respectively, the show is about three robots who try to survive in their city of Robotronical. This strange lost CG cartoon was made in response to the cyclones from Battlestar Galactica which sprouted an idea of an all-robotic sci-fi CG show. At first, sci-fi were hesitant on production, but when they heard that the show would be edgier and darker, that's when sci-fi re-lit the show. Long story short, only the pilot and the first episode, Ty will tell when the cyborgs are dead, was aired before sci-fi suddenly stopped production due to its heavy use of simulated disturbing torture scenes. Here's how the show plays out, it starts off with three robots. A butcher named F. Rank, who sounded like he was singing a funeral song. C9, who sounded like bells.  The first episode started with F. Rank and C9 running away from lasers being shot at. F. Rank turns around and says, We're just a pet, we need to jump. C9 nodded before the two jumped. Two loud robotic screams were heard and then a loud crash. F. Rank and C9 both landed in an alleyway trash can, with F. Rank fallen sideways and C9 faced first into the ground. C9 slowly picks himself up and says to F. Rank, We should be close to T700, he said he'd pray in the gods. F. Rank slowly picked himself up and replied with, I will tell. Hours passed and F. Rank and C9 were still waiting. Suddenly, C9 made a loud yell before screaming at F. Rank.  F. Rank smacked C9 in the face and replied calmly with, I will tell. T700 set away here. C9 sighs and waits more. About two hours later, T700 comes over and says, Hey gozoes, get in. The two immediately get up and jump in before F. Rank says, What took you so long? T700 looked at F. Rank and said, You both got into some massive trouble while waiting, so you gozoes better explain. The two silently stared at each other before F. Rank said, We tried to sell a group of cyborgs the set of guns for a pretty good price, but they shot C9 on me arm. T700 sighs and replies with, We'll get home soon. I hope. The driving continued for quite a while until suddenly, an explosion happened left and right. A huge explosion in the front was shown before showing the to be continued screen. What happened after the first episode aired was as explained by one of the writers, Gary Peterson. After the first episode was aired, Syfy was asking for the next few episodes, but the CG studio they had deported their animation from mysteriously shut down. When the news was said, Syfy shut down production of the cartoon, due to the company themselves refused to look for other CG animated studios. The only existing screenshot is the promo that was made during its prime time of its premiere episode after Helix. To this day, there hasn't been any updates or anything uploaded to the internet.


Hypervolemic shock results from fluid loss. Now there are two main causes for hypervolemic shock, hemorrhage and plasma depletion. Now the latter occurs because of extravascular fluid sequestration or gastrointestinal or urinary fluid losses. Extravascular fluid sequestration may be difficult to recognize and it follows infection and inflammation from diseases such as pancreatitis from trauma or surgery. This leads to increased capillary permeability and loss of intravascular fluid to the interstitium. Physiological changes take place to compensate for hypervolemia irrespective of the type of hypervolemia. This is done in order to protect cerebral and coronary blood flow. These changes are driven by sympathetic activity, the release of stress hormones, the resorption of interstitial fluid, mobilization of intracellular fluid and renal fluid conservation. Hemorrhage as an example of hypervolemic shock is easier to quantify than plasma losses. So we talk about class 1 hemorrhage which occurs when 10 to 15 percent of the total blood volume is lost in a 70 kilogram human being. This equates to about 500 to 750 milliliters. This is usually well tolerated especially in the supine position and mild tachycardia may be the only finding. In class 2 hemorrhage we have a 15 to 30 percent loss that equates to about 750 to one and a half liters that's 750 milliliters to one and a half liters. These patients present with anxiety, tachycardia and a drop in their pulse pressure. Now the central perfusion is maintained through peripheral vasoconstriction which leaves the peripheries cold and pale with diminished capillary refill. A mild oliguria develops from elevated levels of vasopressin, aldosterone and adrenergic mediated renal arteriola constriction. Now class 1 and class 2 shock are termed compensated forms of shock. It is important to recognize and manage these classes before decompensation sets in. Now class 3 hemorrhage represents a 30 to 40 percent loss that's about 1500 to 2000 mills one and a half to two liters. These patients have a pronounced tachycardia they have tachypnea at a pressed mental state and they become hypotensive. Class 4 hemorrhage represents a total loss in excess of 40 percent that's more than two liters. Severe hypertension is noted and the mental state deteriorates through restlessness, agitation and obtundation. Finally a loss of consciousness sets in as the cerebral perfusion becomes totally inadequate. If the hypervelemic state is not recognized and managed, decompensation leads to cellular damage with the release of inflammatory mediators that may set up a self-propagating cascade leading to multi-organ dysfunction. Now while external hemorrhage is easy to recognize, internal bleeding and plasma losses may remain hidden. There's a few points I want you to note. Never rely solely on supine vital signs. Patients with early stages that's compensated hemorrhage develop dizziness when sitting upright and their heart rates might increase. Remember also that capillary refill time has a very low sensitivity. Don't rely on it. Hematocrit and hemoglobin levels are maintained early on hemorrhage and only start to drop when fluid shifts into the vascular space by means of compensation or when crystalloids are administered. Lastly plasma losses difficult to diagnose may lead to hemoconcentration.