Hello everybody hooded cobra commander 788 here and this is another small cobra convergence 3 video I thought we would do another unboxing. I hope you're enjoying the event so far We really worked hard to get this together and give you a lot of really cool content But this is just a small contribution to that effort. So I wanted to unbox this toy I'm shooting this right after the one I did last week the cobra adder Which is why I'm wearing the same shirt, but this time we're going to look at the 1992 Cobra rat this box appears to be glued On the cobra adder box. I knew that was a reseal because it was taped with clear tape So I wasn't at all surprised that that vehicle had been assembled before this however I can't tell if it's been resealed or not the box isn't pretty rough shape But like I said last time I picked these up kind of just at random at Joe con these box vehicles they were Incredibly inexpensive Cheaper than I would have spent to just buy a loose vehicle by itself So getting the box is a nice bonus One of the benefits of going to Joe con and again Thank you to everyone who came up to me at Joe con and said hi that experience was was overwhelming and I'll never forget it. Thank you very much So for now, let's take a look at the Cobra rat all right first. I'll show you the box There's the artwork on it not too bad, but this does look like quite a simple vehicle and Someone at the show mentioned that it was a little bit disappointing a little underwhelming I guess And that maybe I don't deny that but I haven't seen it yet So who knows my opinion may be different. It's a pretty rough box Lots of scuffs and scars and dents, but I am not a box collector anyway I just kind of get them occasionally when they're cheap and just as a nice bonus Sometimes I'll just get them with a vehicle if it doesn't cost me anymore But I don't believe I've ever paid anything for a box Unlike the box for the Cobra adder last week. This is not taped. So there's no tape to cut less certain about how to Open this I guess it doesn't matter if I damaged the box anymore because the box is already quite damaged and I have no idea If this is already assembled or not. It does however Rattle quite a bit. So it sounds like there are some loose parts in there So I have a feeling that this is not going to be factory sealed But I'll just open it up. I guess from this end That does look seem like factory tape or not factory glue Doesn't seem like it was resealed But there it is opened for the possibly the first time. Ah, yes these 90s vehicles inside the box had a cardboard tray. I forgot about that even though I've done this a few times I forgot that was a thing they did in the 90s, but let's see if I can pull this out and we have We have parts Unassembled parts, so I guess this is how it came it was Not in factory sealed bags. That's a little surprising But it looks like it's never been assembled before so guess what? That means we get to do an assembly in this video. Okay, so let's start by just taking things out of the box and laying them out It looks like That's pretty strange. It seems like there should be a hull So is everything really here? I'm not sure Let's set it out and we will See here look at the instructions it seems to have all of the literature in it the sticker sheet and And the instructions So let's see But just looking at the parts it seems like it's missing something. Oh wow Looking at the instruction sheets. I think it isn't Missing something. I think that's actually how it's supposed to be in which case. I think I understand why people call it An underwhelming vehicle, so we've we've done underrated cobras for Cobra convergence well now we may have an underwhelming cobra toy, so let's Follow the instructions. I forgot to get something To use as a surface to cut on so I'm just going to use this empty Bubble envelope so I can cut these parts off. So what am I supposed to do first the first? I need this the main body of the vehicle and I need this the turbo engine and How is this supposed to go on it looks like? All right that matches up with that and that is supposed to clip on There okay all right here is aware the use of a different color of plastic would have added color interest to this vehicle without having to do a paint application or anything like that But they just went with red on red which Really causes the The two parts to I mean it does look like one They look like they are melded together Because they are the same color, but you have some engines here and those engines could have been a darker color And I think that might have been a little more interesting, but okay. I'm sorry. I shouldn't Critique the vehicle while I am assembling it. I'm supposed to be putting it together not doing a review So on step two we have a flat rotor launcher Installation and that's these things. These are supposed to launch Wow, I Guess it's this okay on which side supposed to launch the Rotor blades that shoot out of the sides Okay, so this one Goes on this side, and how does it go on it just has four clips, and it just presses on I guess there There sit on One more Yeah, one more clip this old plastic always makes me nervous, and I know this is a cheap vehicle cheap as an inexpensive and I could easily replace it if I accidentally broke something, but I don't want to break anything so There's that bit and now what the other side step three This piece just goes on like the other piece All right, so carefully These four tabs should snap on that could not be simpler Done they are on the correct sides, and they are in the correct orientation. Okay next Machine gun installation now. I've got to cut some pieces off of here And I've got a knife to do it. So let's cut the machine guns off Carefully there we go. I'll make sure I get those Cut as cleanly as I can perfect. There's one careful now There. Okay. There's two. Let's not forget safety oops put knives away All right These machine guns and they go just on the side it looks like but which way Looks like they tilt in so they go this way. Okay Just kind of a mushroom clip that presses in like that Get all the way in just about There that's all the way Doesn't really snap it kind of just sweeps squeezes in there Yeah Push it in till it goes all the way down to the base there that is the machine guns assembled next Step five there is a canopy That I need to clip off of here so Rather insubstantial canopy Pretty small there we go and How does the canopy attach the canopy attaches? It's got a couple of Nobs there and looks like they attach right there. Is that really it? Is that really that all there is to it? It looks like that would squeeze together. Yes on there in that There it is canopy is Attached there we go Okay, next step is we have Wheels wheel installation. Yeah Wow guys this there is not much to this vehicle that is no lie It's it's basically hollow I'll show it to you guys here in a second What I was thinking when I wheels are rolling away from me What I was thinking when I was pulling it out of the box is like Where's the bottom of it? Shouldn't there be a hole or something? This is supposed to be you know kind of a water going or swamp craft kind of thing but There's no there's no underside at all So I thought that was maybe a piece missing that would go on here, but But it didn't have that It wasn't designed that way. So let's put it together as it's designed with wheels This set of wheels goes in front It looks like it just presses in until the axle lines up with some notches there and Then this this set of wheels goes in the back much the same way Press in until they snap into place Now you have the wheels. I believe that is the entire underside of the vehicle assembled Well, maybe I think there might be one more thing. Oh, yeah, okay these little blade things also go on the all of the Pieces from the plastic Trees are all black. We've got two. I think if they had Done one of these plastic trees in a different color plastic maybe a dark gray or something Really would have helped the color on this vehicle Because you have only Red and black. That's all you got And maybe something else some dark gray Anything might have Spiced it up a little bit. Okay, so these it says Assemble by pressing into these holes in the front. So let's press those in until they snap in place kind of spin sort of and not much to that See if I can do this where you can see it, but just Press it into place. This one's a little tougher. Come on. Why are you being tough on me? You know correctly? It's not that complicated. It's just a mushroom clip in one space to put it But this one is just not wanting to go. All right. I got it. It didn't have a nice satisfying snap when it When it connected but there you go those two Spinny blade things that go on the bottom. Okay, that leaves what that leaves the What does that leave it says how to work flak rotor flak rotor launcher got it Flak road rotor. Okay. Oh the flak rotors. I still need to cut off of the tree So let's do that Come on now. Now this some these flak rotors The cast in the same black plastic as the the canopy But they almost look like a dark gray not because they're that's the plastic color But because in places the plastic is so thin It's almost translucent and it comes out as sort of a Dark gray rather than a pure black So Let's see about this. How does this work? So I guess you put put these on see this is the launcher part And it goes on Somehow that it. Oh, no, that's not it come back here. All right. I think I see once it lines up it should Should stay on pretty well Okay, I Think I think that's it. I really I'm not sure but let's see. Let's put this one on the other side I think this is this one just stays on And this one is the side that launches and get this out of the way get that out of the way And now how are we supposed to use it? See Okay, turn vehicle right side up place flat motor on to post on flak rotor launcher Wine rotor of approximately three full turns in a clockwise direction 15 to 18 clicks to fire push trigger and an upward motion as indicated Caution always point launcher away from eyes and face, you know You don't tell me what to do if I want to point it at my eyes or face I will do that if I want to it's free country, bro Okay, so this man, okay So we're supposed to wind it Approximately 15 to 18 clicks and I'm not counting clicks so I don't know if I'm Doing it right or not, but approximately three full turns That should be pretty close. I think okay.  Okay. All right And then we're supposed to press this trigger up and let's see if it works. Oh There it goes. Hey, it flew that actually worked. I can't believe it. All right Now I have to shut the camera off because I got to go fetch that thing. Okay. I got it and since it's Spins it does kind of fly sort of helicopter like and so that is the one thing.  There are not very many stickers for this And they are all paper stickers, which is all right. It's all right Not the best and not as cool as what we got in the 80s with the nice vinyl stickers that Weren't so easily water damaged. I've got the catalog I'm terror on the tundra And I've got What's this?  I think we need to scratch this off and see if we want and then we've got this other Oh, yeah, here we go catalog with bunch of stuff from that year But we're not gonna look at all that right now. I'll just put that back in the box for the time being I'm going to take my trusty tweezers And try to put the stickers on as the instructions Tell us to And I'm going to start With these green cobra stickers The green I'm glad they went with green because they need some kind of color to break up the Plain red and black I like red and black I don't mind that at all, but like other red and black vehicles like the stellar stiletto They broke it up a little bit with like some silver parts And some dark gray and that helps It's a little less plain so this cobra sticker goes Right here be thoughtful about where I put it because I want the other side to match pretty closely Now it goes over a curve, which I'm seeing right now has caused a crease in the sticker And so that kind of stuck the sucks and these paper stickers are not very forgiving It's very difficult to pull them back up probably impossible to pull them back up and reposition them Once they are on they are more or less permanent All right, but let me try to get this one to line up pretty closely to how I put the other one Which would put it right about There flat six stickers on a curved surface Don't always work very well. So that one a little bit better not Creased as much, but yeah, this one has a small crease in it on this side.  So Excellent choices there guys it has bro Okay, there is one Cobra rat sticker On that side one more on the other side I am trying my best to get these stickers on perfectly If they are slightly imperfect it there's absolutely nothing I can do about it I Can't pull them back up so Gotta get them as close as possible to exact on the first try Okay, there's that side And we have something that says vortex trigger and that is for the let's see that's for this side There's a vortex trigger. Let's pull that off Rectangular sticker and that's gonna go Right next to the trigger for the launch mechanism Just like There we go Okay, there's trigger vortex on there not as straight as I would like it to be Stickers coming along that leaves leaves a Cobra sticker Cobra emblem that goes right in the middle of the canopy on The sticker design You know they did Help it a little bit by making the Cobra symbols green adding a little bit of purple And giving us a little spot of color right here on the canopy Gotta be careful on this one because there isn't a lot of space to work with It helps a little bit If it helps enough you'll have to judge, okay, and that leaves us with these big rat stickers that go on the engine, so I'll try to do this correctly, let's do They're both the same. They simplified the Task of making these stickers by not doing like a left one and a right one. They're both the same So it doesn't matter which side you put them on All right, and as a lot of you know, I wasn't collecting GI Joe by 1992 so I Had no awareness of this vehicle until I was an adult collector and I got to say I Don't know how kids felt about it in 1992 but There's not a lot to this I Certainly hope it was sold for a low price point because there is not much to this thing there I go stickers are on as close as I can get them to the The instructions and I think I Think we have one more thing to do I was going to show you guys the scratching off of the Combat pay instant win game, but apparently I didn't record that properly so way to go me So I can't show you that because I already scratched it off But I can't tell you what a kid would have won if you had played this game back in 1992 would have won third prize What's third prize you may ask? Well the grand prize Is a trip to four to Universal Studios, Florida in Orlando? That would have been useful last year So too late on that See first prize is a Huffy bicycle second prize roller blade zebra And third prize is More great savings on gi Joe products So for third prize you get the opportunity to spend more money and I guess get a discount for it So that was the combat pay instant win game. That was my assembly of the 1992 cobra rat. I hope you enjoyed it And yeah, the guy at Joe con who said this was an underwhelming vehicle. That's no lie It seems like there's like a bottom half that's missing, but that's really the whole thing But no, this is not a review of it. This is just an assembly I will review this at some point and I'll have plenty to say about it Believe me, but I hope you enjoyed this this little mini entry for Cobra Convergence 3 Thank you very much for watching And I'll be back in a few days with a full Cobra toy review for Cobra Convergence 3 and until then remember only Cobra is Cobra


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In the time when the Tree of Knowledge was planted, all things were given form. Even the deep waters of the darkness below, and the vaults of darkness above, took shape and form, and many elder gods were born of them. Of these gods, whose names are often forgotten, there was Charaak. Charaak was not great upon his formation. In truth, he was small. He crawled around in the darkness of the Abyss, but, unlike his brothers and sisters, he knew himself and knew the Abyss. So blessed and cursed by awareness, he felt pain and loneliness and looked beyond the depths. But the thought of the light and the shade of the tree, pained him more. Existence was pain and he would have no part of it. It would be better to not exist. It would be better for all things not to exist. Upon this veil, he consumed his brothers and sisters and grew strong on their essences. This act, this first sin at Charaak, caused him greater pain as he himself grew greater. He grew blind by his pain.  He clawed his way up to his throne on the bones of his fellow gods in those dark aeons. Many other gods born of the darkness below died in these times or chose to leave those shattered realms to work within creation. Those that remained grew old and powerful but they were bound in subjugation under Charaak. When there were no more gods to subjugate in the lower realms, Charaak declared himself king of the darkness below and took the name Gnithhegor and set the boundaries of his kingdom. This kingdom he built to bring utter despair to those who lived among the tree and its roots and branches to share his pain with all of creation as he destroyed it. He diverted many souls to his realm delivering pain untold upon them as they were stayed from their true rest. With the borders of his realm set down, the king declared his war. His servants and there were many, those birthed of the darkness below or those that had fallen to the king's service surged out of his kingdom and there was war with creation. This war continues to this day and shall not end until the end of all things. Of the gods the king had subjugated, Sana was considered to be the wisest and most beautiful. She had not remained in the king's realm willingly but her escape had been prevented by circumstance. She obeyed the king with her words but not with her soul and for this goodness she is mourned. With the war declared, the king took Sana by force and lay with her for seven days and seven nights until the mother of those beneath us was broken beneath the king. When this was completed he rose in her blood and was from then unknown as Shor Moush Ordal, the Scarlet King. Seven children were born of Sana, seven daughters of the Scarlet King emerging from her broken womb. As the king saw this and took them by force to be his brides, upon the seven brides the king put seven seals so that they may never die as Sana had died. With them the king gave rise to seven ranks of abominations, seven orders of Leviathans who became his most beloved servants who march at the front of his war. Of the seven this can be said. The first bride was Atavik. She was beloved of the king though her children were few. For her loyalty her children were made wise above all others and knew well the ways of war. By their hands they guided the war and led to victory. Her seal was Vaduk, dominion for just as she sought dominion so she was dominated. The second bride was Aghor, a great hole was rent in her soul that she could not fill and so she despaired and wept. She brought forth many children and her children brought forth armies in a tide unthinking to go forth and conquer. Her seal was Kefen, longing for neither the king nor her children could provide what she sought. The third bride was Adisthat. She had a great hatred of her sisters and brought ruin upon all she surveyed and blasphemed upon sacred ground. Her children ride out to declare the triumph of the king, drowning battlefields in blood and ash, spreading pestilence and fear in their wake. Her seal was Hezum, desolation for she was wiped bare and the throes of her soul were salted. The fourth bride was Azieb. She was vast and powerful and terrible to behold, taking the form of a great beast. Her children were like her and feared no weapon nor magical spell for their injuries were healed and their hides impenetrable.  The fifth bride was Anut. She was strong in mind though frail in body. Her children were wise in the ways of magic and created great destruction but because of their power the king had them crippled so that they might not rise up against him. Her seal was Nair, lack for her thirst and the thirst of her children was never quenched. The sixth bride was Atelif. She spoke not and held herself private. Her children could change their faces and move about unseen and walk among creation unknown. They opened ways between worlds and made way for the war to spread. Her seal was Ushek, hidden for she was lost in shadow. The seventh bride was Ahabat. She was the smallest and weakest of the seven but she was not broken utterly by the king and was horrified by her state. Her children walked on two legs and were mighty hunters and heroes. She taught them in secret hoping that they might destroy the children of her sisters and overthrow the king. They are few and they have failed. Her seal was Zokib, hope for she was doomed to know what she could not achieve. The seven brides sealed forever. The legions of their children spread out and added their strength to the war. Worlds that had resisted the dark gods of the king fell under the weight of ceaseless assault. The roots of the tree rotted, festered with the king's spawn. The ways became treacherous and poisoned to where travel could only be made by the blessed, the brave and the mad.  Few souls managed to escape that fate but even in death many still fought. Many gods fell to the service of the king. The grinding machinery of the factory who consumed all lent its mindless strength in blood and steel. The king on the gallows, he who was hung tore at the tree's noit from within. The prince of many faces warped the wills of mortals and Moloch the horned one brought forth their shame. Many more whose names had been erased also served. The king's many mortal servants recreated the establishment of his line in living effigy. It shall not be said that the king was unopposed to his conquests. Many gods and heroes among mortals struck back at the invasions of the worlds serving under countless banners. But they fell in time and their ages are past and they are as blood and dust. The king and his armies approached the taproots, the center worlds in all his wrath and all his hate and all his spite. He reaches out to corrupt and consume and destroy. Even now his presence is felt. Time slips away. The brass goddess is broken. The serpent has fled. The heroes are gone. The children of Ahabad have been slaughtered at last. The king's servants are already here making straight the path for his arrival. With this arrival the tree shall die and all creation shall die with it. High above the brothers of death watch the war unfold hovering over the depths. As they always have they know the outcome of war for they are the end of all things but they do not speak of it. There is little more to be said. End of file. To learn more about the SCP Foundation subscribe to SCP orientation today and turn the notification bell on so you don't miss any of our videos.


question number 5 from where we are starting. Next one is please break the sample, I will have to look at it sir. What is it called? Are you using centre module? Yes sir. I am just cheating right, I have to equate this to minus 1, if you have time it will be different. Sir, it is not you. Huh? No. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir, Why? Because the kinetic energy gets converted into the potentiary energy. It is equal to u square sine square beta y. This is what u square sine 2 beta y. Sine of flight is what 2 u sine beta y.


That was so true. My name is fermented soybean today. Thank you for letting me rant earlier this week Don't worry. I've cooled down. Thanks to my mint lemon water and chin up shoulders back boobs forward shameless merch plug Also, these tie-dye shirts are only gonna be here for three more days. So get them while you can.  I'm from the thumbnail I'm 19 years old and I remember my first experience with toys just being like asking on TV stuff I literally called that number and asked them, you know, can you send it to me? Yes, I've been doing PR since six years old But the problem is they're only so many and Frederick was a versatile man Okay, who dabbled in both sections of the boys versus girls toys This was always geared more for boys stereotypically, but you all know I play with Beatles I play with Perler beads bracelet making all of that stuff. I did that I just didn't buy it today because I did that already, you know, I don't want to relive it right now And maybe it was there for you guys, but I didn't see this on TV I only saw like kinetic sand and that was it. All of this stuff I feel like was in the back of Barnes & Nobles and Walmart and Target like those were the three main stores that I bought this stuff And it was always 1999 or like 2499 so I couldn't buy it at the time But with AdSense, Frederick can now dabble in some things. So I went to Michael's Oh my god, you can see the clear difference between the boys in the girls section. Oh my god I forgot about these. Don't worry. I will do this one day I'm just not ready yet. They had a sale. So of course I bought more than enough things And I'm just gonna review all of them as an adult because I can't and don't question me for wearing a hoodie Sometimes you got a sweat to get business done Let's sort of easy. I feel like Bloonies is the most nostalgic for people. If you don't know what this is you might have been born after 2006 let's say actually I was born after 2006 so I know what it is Yeah, I'm pretty sure this was that scene on TV But this has been around for a while like the cashier who was in her 60s still recognized this So this is a nostalgic product for a lot of people. Oh, it says H6 plus and took quote every youtuber ever who does this I guess I can't review it then Something quirky. I don't know I do remember the smelling disgusting like it just smelled plastic-y probably shouldn't hail this speaking of inhale I did inhale a lot of the helium just to show you guys what my voice actually sounds like I'll insert the clip. Oh my god This is not a good idea Please don't do that at home it makes you very lightheaded almost made me want to Anyways, let's make some real balloons. It's not a gum Don't chew or swallow contains polyvinyl acetate ethyl acetate plastic fortifiers with certified colors Defined certified colors. Also, what a plastic fortify? I'm telling you definitely not good for you You squeeze this out. Oh, I got a yellow one as I should obviously think that's enough and then while it's still like this Hello.  Well, I broke it. Oh, this is like glue. Oh It smells like just how I remember it. Very plastic. Don't inhale it. This feels like glue though, right when it starts grime Mmm.  Oh my god. Hey. Oh, isn't that so cool guys?  I want to see how big I can blow this bubble up That's what this doesn't dry out inside. Oh, it got on my nail All right, so I'm just holding it until it dries off a little bit. You can never get them perfect But I think that's what makes them unique. They're all special snowflakes pinch it off. Oh Beautiful. All right. That was bigger than the last one, but I think we can go even bigger as bigger is better Most of the time Oh my god, oh my god, I've created a monster. Oh those highlights though really starting to feel the fumes from this So this is my biggest. Oh, no, don't go. This is my biggest one compared to the original one we made It's like a jellyfish. It's so cool to me.  No Bloonies modern art guys. Okay. This is my sculpture.  I'm totally gonna use this in the future 10 out of 10. Bloonies What's next kinetic sand? How about we do that? That was a cultural reset for literally every human being at some point never dries out easy to shape and mold Cleans up easily.  I'm a facile. I'm not going to see a net or yes We gluen and casing free Casing this is vegan sand cruelty free sand. How do you pronounce this? Would anyone like to tell me what language this is it says? And I got two pounds worth of it, but I didn't get any Any sandcastle kits. All right, let's see what's in the bag. Oh my god. It's a bag in a bag. Why do you need to do this?  I'm sorry. I had to deprive childhood. I never played with this This feels so cool. Oh, it's alive And I'm taking my rings off because I feel like this is gonna get in the way This is violently blue. It looks like you can eat it like blue raspberry sugar That's what I'm getting from this. I could play with this all day. This is like This just is so soothing. This is what fidget spinners wish they could have done and you can just do this Guys that is such a cool Feeling my god. Is this what you guys all had? Did everyone just have this and not me? Is this why I was so sad as a kid? I just never experienced the joy that is kinetic sand If you're in quarantine, you want a beach? Get this. Wait, let's see how much I can pack it Like can I make this into a castle? Am I a clay maker yet? Is this what they do?  It's the leaning tower of pizza. All right, I'm gonna lift it up really fast Nope, is this also moon sand? Isn't that a thing? Did kinetic sand forget to copyright this or something? Easy cleanup?  They have a youtube channel guys. They have a youtube channel. All right, beautiful great incredible Amazing show stopping. Let's put you to the side for 10 out of 10. Okay. This seems similar moon mud I saw this brand everywhere discovery I don't know if it's part of the discovery channel or not, but it was always like science stuff tech stuff and I really like that as a kid. It's still like it now. I just didn't buy it I just bought pokemon cards instead. Why Frederick? You don't even know how to play the trading card game This is also in french pâté à modelet lumière s'agit-il dans solide ou dans liquide? Oh it promotes stem plays when moon mud once is a person in stem Oh, she has instructions this time moon mud facts the moon mud you are creating is a non-newtonian liquid I'm gonna look that up and show the screenshot of what that means I don't ever mind it says right here a non-newtonian liquid is a liquid that acts both like a solid and a liquid So is it a salas squid? It does not follow newton's law of viscosity. Oh hit him with the vocab wait I need to do this in my my presenting voice viscosity is a measure of resistance against the flow of a fluid The thicker a liquid is the more viscosity it has A fun way to test for viscosity is by testing the speed at which the liquid flows down a slope slope slope Y equals mx plus b slope. Oh, then it's all in french. Oh, we love languages Okay, ready la pâté à modelet lumière que tu as cre-cre-cre- No, ma'am. Uh, what is going on in here on this day? Who'll create who wants to tell me how bad I butcher that help tell me right now. I will not be offended. Listen. I took four years. I never learned that much Oh This is ooblack I feel like it's corn starch. You have colorant bleu colorant jaune blue and yellow dye Pour half of the corn starch into the mixing tray for one half cup water in a cup and add your dye You can make blue yellow or green mood mud. Let's make yellow because it's part of my brand So am I literally making ooblack? I had enough water So it looks similar to melted ice cream But when you stir it feels like you're trying to put wet sand out of the way. This is ooblack I got played. I think I paid like $10 for corn starch and yellow dye or half of it in Wait, what's stopping me from putting all of it in that just says add more corn starch to make it consistent I'm just putting all of it in we are not pussies in this household Good thing I have a random couple water sitting nearby pour it in start mixing. Does it feel like I'm pushing wet sand? Yeah, it's almost like I did this every year in science class time to put the yellow dye in uh, it said three drops so Okay, I'm not going to use this dye again. So it might as well get rid of it. Is this it you call this moon mud? I mean, it's a beautiful color 10 out of 10 on the dye, but the packaging that's not the same thing What the full discovery? I'm not discovering anything. What am I discovering that this is a scam Maybe a little bit too passionate about childhood products. Why did I fall for this? I thought I was going to get slime, you know good thing I bought another slime product just in case Oh my god, wow I'm not putting this on my hands by the way because ew is this it just a sad dish of yellow water If you never play with ooblick all it does is give you resistance when you apply force to it But when you let it free flow it feels like water and it acts like water until you apply pressure then it gives friction back I mean Zero out of 10 get that out of my face. I don't want to see that ever again I probably shouldn't put it towards the edge of something that might spill that might Let's cover you up just in case because if I stay in this house one more time My cause of death will be my family. All right. I'm saving this for last if you can't tell Let's try to make up for that lazy excuse of a slime with some glow in the dark fizzy gloop They're all ages six plus. What is what what what about being six makes you qualified to do this? So you have fizzy goop solution. Yeah, this is glow in the dark glue I and I know that because I've had it before. Oh, we got a themed beaker. Look at that Isn't that so cool really did it on the packaging sodium tetra borate, which is borax, I think instructions and Fizzy gloop mix oh and baking soda. Oh, oh We're baking Do not eat the fizzy gloop or any of these ingredients Sure to cover your work area making fizzy gloop can get a bit messy So I need warm water, which is not included two paper plastic cups not included ceramic or plastic plate Not I'll be back. I need 100 millimeters of warm water 10 millimeters of room temperature water What is this? All right, so I'm back with two cups a big plate and a gray measure Kind of get these buff arms out here measure out 100 millimeters of warm water and pour it into the paper plastic cup I don't have any plastic cups. So we're going to have to do with glass. Wait. What is this for? Is this a measure? I guess I want to do it fast Oh, it's making a mess everywhere. You know what? I'm going to do this in the only way that I think I can do it I mean it worked. Okay. So once I put this in the empty cup I'm going to use the spoon provided to add one level spoonful of sodium tetra borate to the water It's stir. So what you're saying is I'm paying for borax right now one level teaspoon They said why do you give me so much then and then now we stir I'm going to lean you down a little bit. I feel like you're not getting in on all this action Where my spoon go? Oh, it's in the this was almost boiling water and it still does not want to dissolve feel like I need to add some more water to this I'm looking at the camera only I would stir like this. Oh, it's tea time. Who's ready for tea bet say Once that's mixed up you gotta make a second cup combine 10 millimeters of room water temperature with one spoonful of your activator And one spoonful of the fizzy glue mixture. Okay 10 millimeters water one spoonful Why is why you have so much then if you just need one spoonful and one spoonful of the fizzy glue mixture this thing Citric acid and cornstarch I could have bought this at home. How spoonful though level spoonful regular spoonful You didn't tell me I'm going to assume level because that's what they said the first time in the beaker mix 30 millimeters of my fizzy glue solution with half a spoonful of baking soda These are the craziest measurements I've heard. I don't think I have enough guys. Wait, this bottle is 40 milliliters Why am I only at 20 then? No, whenever I'm in a sticky situation Get it because glue I'm just gonna put some water in here to get the rest of it out Why is all the slime failing me today? No, oh half a spoonful of baking soda I'm just gonna eyeball it place your beaker in the middle of a ceramic or plastic plate slowly add this activator to the solution Stir okay.  Oh my god. It's still going. Ah Wait till the reaction stopped bubbling and then use the spoon to scoop it all out and put it back into your beaker Then I have to turn the lights out and watch it glow. Fuck. It's currently daylight It's still fizzing by the way. Like I keep seeing it spew out I don't want to touch it. I wanted to play with slime. I'm giving this a 6 out of 10 because it's messy and I'm proper All right, I'm gonna let it do its thing. Maybe we'll check on it later and maybe I can play with it What's next kid's crystal grow kit. Y'all see that kid includes crystal powder display base wooden stick and a grow tray The cashier also said that she loves this product place the plastic grow tray on a sheet of newspaper Let me just use the glow-in-the-dark instructions then fill it with 55 millimeters of cold water. What is up with Measuring today 55 milliliters place the plastic right here and she did fill it with it Okay Now pour this into a separate larger mixing container So why did I just place you inside here if I have to put you back in here make note of how much cold water Is in the container discard it and replace it with the same amount of hot water. I don't understand this How is a six-year-old gonna understand this this takes seven days to grow It says place this tray on a sheet of newspaper fill it with 55 millimeters of cold water I did that pour this into a separate larger mixing container Okay, this into a separate container make note of how much cold water is in this container Discard it and replace it with the same amount of hot water add all the crystal powder to the to the hot water I was way too lazy to go downstairs. So I just turned on my bathtub Okay, so I'm mixing all of this into here now, I guess Oh Gatorade level of blue all right got down and they gave me another popsicle stick. Oh, this is a nice quality It's very smooth. Okay. There is no way this is gonna what guys. How is this gonna? How didn't they say in chemistry that depending on the amount of water Your saturation level can only go so high to the point where it can't dissolve anymore I just don't see how this is going to dissolve three minutes guys three minutes Wait, it says do not over stir what then what what what do you want from me? Well, it just stained my finger and I've stirred for three minutes now and guys it's still not dissolved all the way It looks like a whole line of sugar at the bottom. Wait, you're done. I'm gonna go back to you I've stirred as much as I can so I'm just gonna try to not put the crystals in All right, so place the solution back in the tray place the star shaped base in the solution filled tray And then just watch it grow. There's little bubbles happening. All right, it says don't disturb it. Disturbie up I don't really know where else I can move this without disturbing it because it's filled right to the edge So I know if I pick it up, I'll ruin it. What happened here. You done fizzing guys This actually feels and looks like slime as a slime fanatic.  So this is a 10 out of 10.  Oh my god. All right. This is messy Okay, it does glow a little bit. Oh my god guys. Look at it.  See it's breaking apart. What no zero out of 10 again That was fake. I thought you would be actual slime not borax slime. That's boring. You're boring borax Maybe I can save it. Maybe if I put some cornstarch in it Let's put more of this fizzy glue mix back in here. Can I fix it? Wait, it's breaking apart in my oh my god. What am I doing? What just happened? I just put the mixture back in it. Oh my god. It's foaming again. What have I done?  Okay, I guess the reaction still works I just destroyed the slime in front of my eyes and this is not For youtube anymore. I'm gonna wash my hands zero out of 10. I want to wash my hands now. I can't open the door We'll see what happens with the crystal now.  I'm going to see if I can't move it to my desk.  All right. We'll discovery. Let me down once again This is a rock tumbler refill Refill no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no say no Say it say it isn't so Please was I thinking did I really think that there would be a tumbler inside of here? Like this was big enough. I bet the actual tumbler was right next to this too We're coming back to this then for another video.  I just want to see the rocks Ah no water betrayed me. I wonder how this tastes like no No, I should No, can I at least have some slime? No No, can I have anything in this world guys? It had key chains.  He got a refill and not the set