a mangy alley cat and I smell a cur I have been informed of our well situation I take it to this table scrap is to blame I'll deal with him you however need to help us purify the corrupted wells Philius has a solution but needs protection to implement it speak to them in their lab yellow assistant you return most don't and we have a new mission dare I say a new calling we must de-chocolatize the wells worry not my de-chocolatizer is ready and tested it was invented as a defense against a hypothetical attack by caramel actually I don't think I was supposed to tell you that security is paramount anyway to outside a water tank against camera worry not my de-chocolatizer is ready and tested it was invented as a defense against a hypothetical attack by caramel actually I don't think I was supposed to tell you that security is paramount anyway to outside molly bone caramel war confirmed imagine that would be terrible for the dogs they would just die now as you can see there are four wells three are easy enough to reach while one is surrounded by irks which will no doubt impede upon our innocent endeavor I can handle the easy ones but you must use your previously demonstrated prowess to thwart those irks and purify that single vexing well yep we just defeat irk wait look at look at oh number one look at what nothing look at what no they have to be walking I wanted you to look at their little their little legs oh you want me to look at the little guys doing little guy things yeah ah fair enough dylan's too good for us when we're when he's around we get slow slow off-school pips it's just better than us he's just too better he's just too good for us oh my gosh this is so sad this is so bad I have to say I do actually like their legs they're kind of strange except when they're like walking around the fight the way that they stop they're like did it did it did it did it this is so sad oh yikes please jump off the island you are not loved this is how I feel about these guys actually I hate them that's okay that's what my fault no why would they do myth imp so sad this is up to you I know I want them to jump off the island right now they can take their little legs and they can walk off the island see if I care no he's too good at blocking he's a block god he's also fire no he's not fire he's not the fire one he's the myth one he's the culprit he wants me to kill him he's taunting me the jokes on him how did I lose pip oh it's because I dispelled that's right that makes sense yeah okay don't worry I'm smart I am very smart so true that's deep he is the imposter he is a bit sus could blame you know I really like how it says test run build on the side I like that a lot but I really feel like it needs to be like flush against the end of the thing underneath the social thing because it's just a bit like out of the out of line with everything which is not cool or good you know I purified the well together we have cleansed the wells and possibly may probably saved all of new vikorgia you should report back to rotting him now I will tell the others here it is safe again to drink the water bum bum bum seems you've done acceptably wizard for a non-malibonian while you were gone I growled at our friend timothy until he coughed up all he knew our enemies called themselves the dogs of war even though some are cats they're but street tufts and bounders with delusions above their station they seem to be a new gang likely hoping to establish themselves here while our presence is minimal no doubt they are responsible for the trouble in puerto nuovo as well but in attacking us they've unwittingly left a clue the chocolate itself of course pay attention they hardly acquired it locally they must have smuggled it here aboard a sky ship talk to the harbour master about the shipping manifests see if anything is a miss a miss what about a hit get it because like ship battleship you say miss or hit and pew pew gun and i want to would you drink out of the teapot cheese yes every day oops where am i going to the ship over there you know the ship that you thought was pretty cool but mine's bigger i have a bigger one my ship's bigger my ship's bigger okay i have a bigger ship i swear i have a i have a bigger ship in pirate i swear this is just a this is just a skiff i've got a i've got a massive galleon are you jealous you should be jealous because mine's bigger there's a frog oh my gosh dude there's a frog over there someone smuggling chocolate that's a level 10 biohazard that is but which boat is it let's see where they come from crocotopia celestia wizard city oh this has got to be it the caramel carrier it's still dark just down there go give him what for would you i ain't going here no biohazard no sir not since the last time with the zombies the zombies do you like the frog he's got a top hat yeah he's very he's a nice guy he's a very good looking guy this is a poor oh my gosh we're on a poor right now a dog poor i'm not calling the dog okay they may be rich but poor isn't like pa w i was confused look pal it's very simple the krait saved the chocolate we dump that into the wells at night the barrels go to the general this smells terrible hot tendon dead skunks it's called treacle very rare delicacy at a caramel i hear they don't make it anymore something about a nosy wizard treacle treacle good for the people nana is best we go back to caramel no it's bad for the dogs everything is bad for the dogs it was bad for the people not bad for the dogs are you calling dogs not people oh my gosh that wasn't a part of the chant oh my gosh you're calling dogs not people treat cool treat cool bad for the people good for the dogs everyone eat all that's how it goes 100 maybe yeah i don't think so but you know i was there when it's your word against mine i was there when i said and i know what happened i was there dog lives better yes a hundred percent malibunian lives matter in some instances some instances they can probably know they can probably go away come on nice we're just way too good just getting one still alive unlucky devastating hey delin's got it delin's got it with his shipper balls he's popping off he's so good couple am two six oh five nice limey you are tough yeah i know you are you are kept should me oh yeah that's it used to work for him i did yeah but it seems right let's say you know what that cat taught me don't be a rat i ain't telling you nothing about nothing so you're going to tell us something about nothing or something that what oh i've already left i already left the ship mine's bigger i don't like small ships what can i say i'm a man all about size i guess so size queen size king thank you very much your queen in my heart well thank you princess what what you found a ship filled with chocolate splendid i'll send a team to blow it up anything else of note treacle that does give us one possible suspect for the gang's leader but no it's inconceivable he's the most trusted name in all of malibu general benedict brutus von booth yet i can't deny his unfathomable love for that putrid treacle and his family does hold title in caramelle dash it all we must investigate him he's a right pain in the tail though so i can't do anything officially thus i'm throwing you to the wolves oh don't be so fussy it's just metaphorical wolves though i suppose it would literally be angry dogs at any rate to booths home with you find clues and report back to me that wasn't already there but i want to walk i feel like walking is good i like my mouth i get this up counting yeah exactly those 10 000 steps today aren't going to be happening while i'm just sitting here you know gotta pretend that i'm doing some effort yeah by making my character walk for me even though i'm not walking i'm just writing it uh poly polygonal wolf polygonal is that the word that's a word to describe something that's polygon angle polygonal you just like slid through the fence and just like went through it i slide through a lot of things i split it oh no please don't do that taking you investigating the dogs too i saw them making a deal of tongue on the stone of heaven figured i should find out what it was so i asked they attacked i found out anyway follow me and i'll show you okay this guard has the key we need pity the guard mooboo is the bad guy of the world 100 percent i like how the dogs outside like they had to put like the z's coming off of them to show that they're asleep and not dead they're defeated yeah oh my god maybe we just put malice you're down for like a little nap we did that's what i was saying he doesn't die he's just defeated for an app you know needed a nap yeah exactly it's time for nappies nappies nappy nappy nappy nappy like baewawa yeah baewawa nappy that's so funny i can't believe he turned into a child he deserved it he did he was a pain in my bum all the fighting and necessarily betraying us two times yeah it's just ridiculous absolutely ridiculous oh you just want this key take it i hate those mighty little blighters going back to reason square be a bootblick much more respectable this way wizard just fades fades away fair fair point that gate use the key to open it and see what tongue granted these renegades recognize them these are the creatures that so delighted tongue on the stone of heaven but i wouldn't want to distract you from your fun oh my gosh it's the mustache we're fighting mustaches yeah very important our follicle felon if i was our falcon if i was a follicle i'd be fallen into your arms got him get it because okay felon felon into your arms but they're a falcon they're falcon but you said felon to start with so i did because i thought it wasn't they're just felon into your arms i hope not they look i don't think i they seem scratchy they do actually you're correct about that one they do seem very scratchy and itchy and gross but that's fine i will just shoot them with my big cannon yeah that's fair look at my cannon it's actually quite small you know hey but it's not about size okay it's about what you do with it exactly yeah exactly you know but that doesn't apply to ships obviously no no no bigger ship better bigger ship yeah i've got the biggest ship 100 i've got so many big ships as well not just one i've got many big ships that's how good i am just just remember that still can't say my name in game this is great love to see it thanks kings i appreciate it oh my gosh they didn't die no devastating tragic oh new spell no spell i like the fire one better than this i think the death one will be so much better when it's got proper sound yeah it will make it look spooky because it already looks spooky and it's also 100% bugged well we saw one that was the egg one that was bugged is that the life one i don't know we also saw the whale which is the myth one that one oh no i saw that one i saw that one i saw that one that wasn't a better a solo fight i saw that one it was bugged as well i feel like the fire one is the only one that's not bugged why why is that why that's cool did you see i have an eight thousand health now oh my gosh congrats i have ten thousand over eight thousand i didn't ask but anyways um i didn't ask how much you had either okay so checkmate i was telling you and i was just telling you that i had over ten thousand yeah but you had that uh-huh i haven't had eight thousand okay i'm so sorry for misconstruing what you were saying that's fine i forgive you thanks tongue is training those monsters hurting them into a fighting force no doubt to marshal against mooshu an army of novel creatures that meld the schools of magic now that's something anyway we still need to learn what the dogs promise tongue on an exchange for his pets they're pets can we pet them i hope not they kind of feel like that would be a little bit greasy in it she though ah yes the middle some wizard of the samurai well i suppose you wish to know my master plan my terrible motives why or why did i betray marley bone poison the wells ally with the horse lord well here's what i have to say to that no guess we should follow well no get out of here i'm leaving sorry hey yikes after traitors invaders these enemies of marley bone while trying to kill me perfect the general lads stop the wizard if you insist we'll defeat you instead sounds good i don't matter matter get it because dogs mutts ha ha funny i like the humorous humorous like the bone in your body the humor of the humorous humorous like hummus i don't like hummus textures food fair enough it's a little bit like yep new the corgi is one of your favorites it's pretty cool i like it i like how the corgi is a blocked term is it yeah it's yellow oh yeah i can't see it it's like um is also blocked according to delin which is fun i bet nervous is blocked what's the main place called hummus something like that i don't know i don't know these things spontaneous is if you spell it wrong it's breadlisted because it has the yep are they in locations yet no there's no locations for it sorry i don't have that place unlocked yet ooth ran toward the central conodus let's see if we can pick up a slime trail i just like good at comethas easy crap i didn't realize that's where that was no slime no trail of any kind in fact on the way here you said you picked up this plot from sabotage in porto nuovo if the other world powers thought marley bone was up to something they may have been watching them one of the local representatives may have seen something to help us you need to report to them about the saboteurs anyway yeah right that's nearly the end of um this area i think so sad marley bone will be forgotten but not best probably maybe nearly your return no doubt you brought all of marla bone to heal for their insult a rogue gang called the dogs of warrior sir i suppose it is not impossible for a criminal faction to falsely implicate marlia bone the user is to demand concessions at the upcoming conference alas we have not been able to monitor their movements we may be able to help there we have no desire to see a criminal scoundrel force us all from this world hmm patui i spit it a thought bingo wins to a spy on everybody how like the relicians to complain about what they wish they were doing patui at anyway you may find your dog in a cave near our camp a cave near the polaris camp okay i can work with that what do you mean you can work with that that's weirdo fun eyes zoomy eyes i love this eye so much steady bore of it everywhere yeah good layer for a madman after you wizard i love how the eye opens when you need to go in there that's quite cool that's pretty cool honestly pretty cool not going to lie um let's go okay bird monster i don't like you and you don't like me but oh my gosh don't be like that it's nothing personal i don't like anyone me art has been hardened by years of strife you understand i hear what you're saying and i agree i need to do some work on myself after you eat these two let's go talk it out i'll eat you feel like she should talk to shadow or something shadow she just opened like a criminal therapy like honestly yes i agree honestly completely because these guys are just like they have so many problems yeah i like how her she's called dogs of war even though she's one dog she is one single dog but she is every dog in spirit she is all of the dogs of war but she is just one but all of them she is one but many fair enough come lamb do i feel bad about hurting her yes am i going to do it anyway yes typical typical yeah that's just typical just typical okay just typical understandable hey the quest error says to do it so i do it i'm a slave to the little arrow the little yellow arrow little arrow say that five times fast little yellow arrow no i won't somebody mess up yeah it's so i say she complicated little yellow arrow little yellow arrow less than no never is screwed up well she's dead the minions are still alive though tragic tragedy this is the worst day of my life i'm worse than you why because i said so uh okay thanks for noticing i appreciate you you're welcome um right i hate this spell lume yikes right so i can't do anything here's the fun but i gotta wait until i get um a scaper yeah i gotta wait for dragon i gotta wait for your mom whoa not cool man get rex i'm actually waiting on her to text me right now oh my gosh tell her i say hi just kidding she probably remember her name this time i do but i'm not gonna tell it on no obviously not but no she doesn't hate you she does no she doesn't she wouldn't let me go visit you if she hated you especially considering how much of it she's funding so is that right yeah yeah see i told you i remember things sometimes i remember things sometimes sometimes i remember things important to remember she's like we were talking about okay so for people so that they actually know what's going on um brent was calling her business of rora's mom and she's like oh my god she doesn't even know my name don't even know why i'm here you've got this covered but something about this place this adventure i just can't let it go so let's go he's changing oh my gosh uh don't suppose i can convince you to uh just leave no had to try didn't i gotta hand it to old benedict he thinks big forming an alliance to conquer new vikorgia and musho but it makes enemies and what does he want with these lands musho we don't want that's just part of the deal with tongue-ack but as for new vikorgia well there he thinks small pey even there he just wants revenge oh it's all to do with revenge of course it is tragic you weren't saying story was i i don't remember oh okay um oh she was like she was like you know having so many kids it's like nobody even remembers like your name you always become xyz mom or miss xyz mom or whatever like it's not it's like i'm not even a person anymore i was like oh my goodness i'm sorry that unlocked like such deep rooted issues with any sounds like a skill issue honestly yeah literally i think we're gonna be getting a badge for these massage men soon because what there was three in the last fight and then we fought what four seven eight nine so i think we're like one one away after this fight from yeah badge i love bad badge time badge 40 no no this can't be good no no no no no no 40 i can't do 40 yes hit yourself hit yourself again hit yourself again okay it must be the regular insane ball but they've just like dropped the chances quite low tragic who should i cleanse uh follow your heart i'll cleanse you because you you need it more that's supposed to mean well dylan has um i get a hundred and sixty five damage and you don't even have 160 so he's got six more damage than you so minus 40 means a lot more to you than it does to him you know you just think i'm horrible at the game that's fine i'm just trying to help you be the best mustache slayer you can be there's no way left for the general to run now well he could run away oh just kidding he's not fire he is fire let's be quick what did you promise tongue how did you know he was here oh we were introduced by the same people who supplied me my dogs of war the deal is simple i use tongue ox monsters to drive everyone from vikokia then i turn over my forces to him to invade musho which is fine by me all i want is to destroy rottingham's career here yes wizard i then i turn over my forces to him to invade musho which is fine by me all i want is to destroy rottingham's career here yes wizard i poisoned wells hired gangsters recruited monsters creating conflict with port of nuovo all to destroy rottingham's enterprise he insulted me he called me a yipping is there more than that more than that moderating puny my honor my breeding my preferred mode of travel which is so rude so mean so what civilized i feel like he needs to talk to shadow a lot more than anyone else yeah uh why does it keep going to go chat oh my gosh i don't know is there a way to turn that off or change it default chat mode not guild he puts an immunity aura until the minions are dead oh okay that's fine easy we got this put in a couple prisons just in case but even though he resists as well yeah okay but he resists fire more than ice right i don't know i don't either that's why i said just in case or he's immune anyway until his minions are defeated so yeah he has a cheat where he did an exit dot on certain turns okay so just typical fire was a shenanigans yeah fair enough understandable understandable have a good day um life no no get your paws off me i'll put my paws on you well this is moving so fast he deserves it sorry not sorry i've overbladed that'd be cool i've got a blade i've got another blade in my hand as well hey jealous hey no need to flex i will flex all the time i've got a big ship you know i can rub it in i've got a galleon it's massive i've got more than one wow that's that's crazy yeah you out here with a raft i got a galleon that's okay your mom was fine with the raft um well your dad only likes my galleon we're on a nice romantic little sale oh yeah your dad only likes my galleon so tragic tragic for you purple lamb 1400 oh my gosh so when's he like turning off his thingy like should i just hit next is that like what's happening maybe just so i didn't hit now that would be fringe sometime after this round is it like random sometime you just choose this is it like random never feels like it okay no i love how they just jump around and don't actually have any animation to them at all other than they move up and down i was watching the um so like the wizard 101 account retweeted like the storyboard process friendship of fools earlier oh yeah i saw that yeah like unanimated models just like fly around maybe laugh so hard that i wanted to cry there's a certain time frame of time when he changes his aura and you've got to defeat him before or he gets changed back my thing's gonna be passing out before we get there yeah my aura is gonna pass out before we get there dude it's on a time limit we're on a time limit of three rounds here we got a snap to it we've got two rounds left i can't be hitting without it you know otherwise i don't do full damage yeah and then i will cry myself to sleep every night i already i do that fine let's get uncivilized oh my gosh he he heard me he heard me he answered my prayer you guys you guys got this okay bit bit you guys got it maybe i mean i can baby but i only have one blade and it's not enchanted so oh i don't want to use the paint that's fine Dylan can hit next or i can hit again i don't know i don't mind hi look at this little cutie cutie patootie with his wee little tatted wings your type is very interesting what what do you mean because he called him a cutie so i said your type is very interesting he's like a old man wow yeah your type is very interesting what do you not find old people adorable sometimes no oh they're just like five there you know who introduced you to tanak what do they want they were a strange group they completed each other sentences as if they were of one mind as for once nearest i can tell they want us gone this world emptied left with only nothing i got that i spelled spell on them no new pen yeah i spelled wizard augard him tell the governor of new vikorgia to send troops to arrest everyone here got lord of the jungle and life for his pin nice i got a um balance blocking pin it's a blocking balance because it's very important yeah first you try to steal their school so then they like come after you so then you block them exactly very very vital very important plan i love this loading screen so much snow get out of my head i won't help wizard you're still here you can't be here this world sees you it knows you it hates you i am a monk in the order of the sacred yarn i see the secret strings which bind this cosmos i hear the plucked reverberations of this world's mind wizard help wizard uh you heard that yes it speaks from everywhere a voice from a thousand mouse you know who it is and you know that because of you it died think friendship can survive death itself you must warn the others here you're a hero they'll listen this world is a trap and they must leave before it snaps shut it's a trap i don't think it's a trap i think it's cool so yeah right let's head back to i'm about to level up again level 154 i'm gonna be so big so big and stuff big big and stuff you know i'm gonna be massive all big beautiful thank you beautiful thanks i love coming back into this place the music is so good molly bone remixed right let's do this yellow did you get into a row with my patrols what the devil is the matter with you oh you look like you've been threatened by a ghost you know what they should have they they really missed an opportunity to have poor trolls boulder dash trap world my eye this rock has everything we could ever want hydrants kibble squishy things upon which to chew now what a booth did you find him why did he betray us what the devil is carnitus oh the central rock i thought we were calling it new region square at any rate i'll send troops to pick up that yipping papillon the saboteurs are caught their efforts undone a conflict with puerto new ovo was averted a new vikorgia grows by the day you were adequate i'm sure you have business elsewhere now traveling busy body that you are shoo shoo okay right let's go back to mooboo and then we'll end off and have a little bit of a break oh not ending the stream but we'll just have a break the stream's over stream over we're done novice is completed a hundred percent all done no more i only i know when novice ends and that's when i say it ends haha the dog soldiers arrested booth now for tongue arc okay right let's have a break that sounds good um right i'll be back in just a little bit we're gonna go to new corgie and just you can enjoy the music because it's good right there's puerto novo that's the wrong place that's the wrong place we go into here you can enjoy the music well i go and get some food i will be back in just a little bit i'm just gonna eat my lunch and i'll turn the camera back on we need to wait for rose as well who is somewhere um but yeah i hope you enjoyed the lovely the lovely tunes of um new vikorgia probably the best in the game in my opinion um need to head over to the um stone of heaven hi back i'm delin hi delin nice to meet you how's it going let's see okay good they're not walking to us yet that is great where where is rose go where where i guess we're going up more next i would assume that would be what i would assume haha anyway i have a sandwich it's very cool and good 11 i can would recommend um just need a wait for rose to come back and then we can continue where did she go i bet she's up further i bet she's up further hello hi how's it going good how's it going with you great just you know eating stuff okay yeah me too that's cool what are you eating uh chicken teriyaki uh hi hey right here yeah everything's on fire now great that's even more different than i was expecting uh what is that crazy horse done to this place and how did he do it so fast those cannons somehow they're firing at catman do through what breaches in space choward fend off these mustache creatures while i find a way to that second level come on we can go further whoa yeah crazy that's where i was right i hadn't taken to the guy yet so yeah let's defeat some follicle falcons they sound cool what that's a badge time oh yeah you just said just time so i was like confused as to what you meant but yes badge time for sure i have i have a watermelon lemonade snapple and let me tell you this is the first time the last time i'm trying this because it is too sweet which are not words that i say often no but this tastes like somebody melted watermelon jolly rangers and just like liquefied them going up it's just a little much understandable have you tried to perhaps not i was going to try that like tomorrow ah okay going up sorry for rushing my apologies yeah no it's fine i guess like you wouldn't be the first one you're not going to be the last understandable happens to the best of us you know yeah you're getting my apologies don't mean to offend you oh my gosh she's still alive every time we like have to eat at the same time it always reminds me of like a little sleep over hey go Dylan yeah we're having a wee little sleep up you know yeah we're just we're just having our dinner and lunch together but apart my dad said you need to give me more breaks so it's like stretching my legs while i was like doing leg exercises while i was waiting for my food to cook he's like you need to be getting up like every hour otherwise you're gonna get a blood clot and die i was like well that's not my fault yeah i know i don't think it's that big of a deal personally i think i'm fine understandable he just doesn't want you to get a blood clot and die so you know my mom almost died from one of those a couple months ago i guess more than a couple but you know stop going into goat oh my gosh so annoying we kill yay he's here did you know that that was the last code hmm i am here hey what are you doing we can't help catman do unless we stop those tannins i think i found a way up we're on your badge whoo badge let's go Falcon Baba our black sheep have you anywhere i don't know what we'll find in this passage it's going in the right direction and i will be fighting by your side the whole time maybe i'm old maybe i'm past my prime maybe i got beat once by a horse with a metal nose but right now above all else i'm ticked he's ticked he's ticked and that'll do that'll do explosion monsters now well noise what noise i don't know what cavities you're talking about but if the sound these creatures makes bothers you let's silence them they're just having a tantrum kind of cute yeah they're like wee little meatballs but like without the meat bit like poisonous no just without the meat but you know that's what i see from these guys so i finished lunch which is kind of cool so i guess i guess you can see me again i guess face reveal face reveal hey guys this is my face reveal if you retweet please don't please don't hate me i know i'm pretty ugly but you know that's fine i'm sure you'll get what do you mean shut up don't say that i'm not friends with ugly people so if you're my friend that means by default you're not ugly oh that's so nice i know so you're friends with yourself as well no i hate myself oh but you're not ugly so how does that work i wouldn't say i'm ugly i wouldn't say i'm not ugly i wouldn't say you're ugly either i think you're pretty cool i said i'm pretty average you know i'm pretty average too so we can be nothing nothing we can share that together dude i saw this guy the other day i was at work and this and we were at like this guy or this guy this guy guy g y and we were at work and we we work in a um and like in in the city there's like this massive park it's like the botanical gardens and like we have a venue we work the venue in there and then there was this guy who was just like strolling by shirtless looking way too way too way too hot and i'm like how how dare you be this hot and not have a shirt on it is so distracting it should be illegal yeah exactly it should be illegal that's why we have dress codes exactly and he's just like just chilling without a shirt on and like carrying a big old bag and i'm like whoa why are you doing this do you say hi no i was driving so i couldn't say hi yeah that'd be pretty bad not as rusty as i thought i'd be let's keep climbing don't laugh Dylan it's so sad this should be illegal this should be illegal behavior you can't be hot and be walking shirtless in the park more explosion monsters yeah i agree like that's just that's just a bit too far okay we get it you're hot you know i could have seen that with your shirt on but like what about your shirt yeah what if you got into a wreck because of it exactly what if i ran into a duck or something you know like jeez what happens the ducks in that park are very suicidal they sometimes um go underneath people's feet like children's feet while they're eating at the rest the cafe and then the children stand up and squish them it's true it's happened about three times now the ducklings are on a death wish don't say that don't talk but no i don't want to hear about it anymore i don't think i can stand it it's not purposeful i just want to put that out it's just the ducklings like go underneath the feet of the people and that's not a good idea they're on a suicide watch this at this point might rescue them all no because then the mothers will get angry no the mothers will get angry the mothers are absolutely rabid they will they will bite you and kill you and snip at you no no no i've been bitten by worse okay your mother ran over a squirrel last week i told her it was oh my god staying on the road just as well we don't have squirrels in new zealand can't run over them because we don't have any ha ha check mate i think i'd ever be able to drive again if i ran over an animal it happens sometimes you know not that i can drive now but you know it happens dude it happens not nice but it happens the one voice corrupts a bear wizard the one voice corrupts he's gonna corrupt me this is so sad that nothing will corrupt me this is so sad he didn't want to be this the nothing did not want to be this and now is this what oh my gosh this is devastating honestly devastating 5000 health what the heck yep blade time no we just all hurt and win problem so problemo solved right kiblam oh fun bum mess faint love to see it yeah easy clap easy peasy oh and stun whoa we're all done now not just me all of you get wrecked get destructurated get destructurated um my phone is so loud so big and loud just popular that i'm just a dude you know just a little dude doing things and stuff dude i gotta i got an official new zealand pen the other day it says new zealand on it can you see that it says new zealand on it oh a pen not a pen pen yeah like i thought you meant like a pen that you like clip on your shirt no well you can put it on your shirt you can it's got a wee little strappy thing you can i like it that's official new zealand pen where'd you get that from from an event that i was doing for a government and they gave me a pin they're like make sure you take your free pin i'm like oh yeah free pin and then she's like just she well i'm like oh that's cool and then she like just put it in my hand like oh okay you really want me to have the pen then yeah so i have i have a pen a free official new zealand pen because i'm officially new zealand did you know that that's true my grandma was asking about you whenever i um over there that's cute remember right there yeah she was like so i was texting jake um which is like who are you texting i was like oh my friend jake and she's like i was that the one from new zealand and i was like no and she goes do you still talk to that boy in new zealand and i said yeah and then she's like what does he do so that i had to like explain your job and like the most confused confusing like convoluted way i've ever explained anything in my life oh yeah and then she was like oh that's nice good for him i hope he's doing good he's doing great uh fair enough understandable have a nice day thank you mrs aurora's grandma is she gonna get angry at me for saying that no no it's just your mom that wants me to know her name yeah this is not what i wanted to be wizard why do you stare at that thing we beat it already no i didn't hear it say anything but i think i see the way out up ahead leave the beast and let's go that nothing didn't want to be something or at least that's something this is so sad oh my gosh we're up the top we made it i'll drop a rope to the previous ledge in case we need to return there are the cannons now just beyond another swarm of mustache birds that are on fire because of course they are you hold them off i'll destroy the cannons of course they're on fire yep sounds about right follicle phoenix but follicle is spout very wrong whoops didn't see that one coming uh that house blade 96 to your next balance pip i will be a balance boy i'm gonna be balanced so much more than anyone else ever perfectly perfectly balanced as all things should be you're making such weird noises i'm just thinking about balancing things carefully it's very important you see very important very very important uh right let's go for a crow scare this is choked please don't choke thinking about earlier what do you mean earlier you've got a weird mind i didn't say anything i said in perfectly normal words uh yeah you're just taking them out of context and out of out of what they were meant to be i'm sorry i'll never do it again this is so sad devastating devastating holy fuck it's so windy outside it's like all of a sudden like against my window that's a bad word what you mean you've never heard me say a bad word before i say bad words all the time the children think of the children i am a triadron so yeah you every time i say every time i say i'm too young or like an adult needs to do something you're like you are the adult if i'm an adult you're an adult because you're older than i am i'm nearly 23 your birthday isn't a month yeah exactly a month from today my time this is my pre-monthly birthday stream happy birthday no no no please don't sing happy birthday i don't deserve it happy birthday it's not December it's not December you're not allowed to sing it yet no no no that's illegal that's okay okay that's a holy jolly christmas no no no no no that's illegal please stop nope no no no no no no no there's not christmas yet it's it's november it's november okay christmas oh christmas music actually starts playing on the radio tomorrow on friday why that's weird because that's when they said they're gonna start it fair enough understandable have a nice day i will because there will be christmas i'm so glad for you it's a public holiday here today isn't that exciting what kind of holiday an anniversary holiday oh my god happy anniversary yeah it's our region's anniversary day it's actually like in december sometime but they they just have that holiday before december that was that was very aggressive you know very aggressive movements from the keep fighting wizard i don't want to keep fighting why can't you fight dude i don't want to fight these it's about this is something terrible holy moly these follicle phoenix oh my can i be un un invisible now thank you thank you welcome thank you for having me oh my gosh it's so nice yeah so nice of you yeah it's because they storm the life ones are harder yeah i know life has too much health these days life is the school that gets the most health now it's crazy balance is the school that gets all of the above and ice is the school that gets the most resist storm gets the most damage and fire gets the most ps so the kind of cringe that you don't have ps because your school doesn't have more ps than anyone else kind of check discord fire gets the most girls okay fair enough understandable that's what i was about to say it's quite funny why would i say that why would i say phoenix i don't know i don't know i don't know no no i don't know i don't know no no no no i don't know dude i would not say that that doesn't even yes it does okay yeah that would but phoenix is the second word not the first word dude oh my god that's what you were gonna say no definitely not my whole heart i whole heart hardly believed no follicle is very close to another word okay no no no no no please don't be weird in my chat in my discord chat phoenix frickers that's weird what have i ever done that no that's not what i meant oh my god new fire spell it's a noun whoo he just rammed you rammed you with his bull through the door i can't breathe just use your lungs that's how you do it you just use your lungs and you let it go in and out and your diaphragm as well that helps too in and out deep breath in and then out you see do some breathing exercises it'll be great you'll survive that's a bit flickery jeez jeez that's the last cannon cadman do is safe for now but that won't stick unless we stop tongue arc we gotta stop him oh no it looks like we've got another climb ahead of us but beyond that is tongue arc stronghold can't wait to see what's in there okay okay let's go let's go 154 nearly 155 actually listen halfway what is this a literal golden horde i was granted my words became wishes my wishes became reality it can't be tongue arc we are all come what i always wish to possess did you know that he is the golden horde good for him i wish i was golden too you know then people could sell me holy boy i revoked that comment um yep yep i think you should i revoked that comment that's a great idea um yep moving on so how's the weather hot i'm in a very strange mood at the moment today i need to really bite my tongue get some coffee in a little bit i need to get some more um please forgive me oh my god that's why i'm like i'm never forgiving you i apologize um life getting the most life who would have thought i know right crazy crazy coincidence um so here's the thing i don't have a scarecrow so we're gonna use ship of fools and win because i'm good and it'll be great and good and cool and amazing cup lab hi tacos how are you been a while how's it going i'm doing well how are you going what do you mean being a while you're at every stream oh yes i forgot you are at every stream it's been a while since i streamed you know it's been like two days three days so that's why it's been a while yeah that's why it's been a while 100 definitely yep this is nothing you don't want to peel a flake of skin from the infinite i've got all day let's see how many flakes i can peel i look forward to extinguishing it um most committed viewer here of course of course of course of course good luck with that man says big dreams i don't know if they can come um come true honestly i think i'm gonna stop them what are your thoughts of nervous so far one sec okay fair enough one second yell it's okay you're allowed to yell sometimes you're really allowed to yell sometimes what are your thoughts on nervous stillen what are your thoughts on nervous do you like it a good word bad word i think it's pretty cool personally you love it i think it's very um very very um like different and interesting which is quite cool i have to say i really like the first the first wee little bit where we got the spell that fight was kind of cool just because it was such like a like not doing in world and i quite like that i really like that it's kind of like behind the scenes of building a world if that makes sense well he's mad and his madness is spilling over into the stone shaping it somehow corrupting it we have to stop him yeah don't say the last level finally ancestors have risen from their graves to lead voice to my cause uh-huh i see one ancestor and he isn't talking which of heaven proclaiming me of the steps art the king eternal of all creation neil peasants yep this guy is going insane he has lost it yeah he's lost the plot so so how's it going um i was finishing dinner fair enough um well it's good yeah i mean i still have a piece of bread i need to eat but you know bread um yeah my dad made all of bread um but i i like it i'm having a good time i like the music how the music is very different from like every other world because it has like such a solid like beat and everything to it yeah i guess i don't know yeah it's interesting fair enough i do not stream on twitch no i only stream here on youtube i just don't have enough time to be on two different places at once so if i'm here then i'm here that's how it is that is how it is now um right i have to say i really love the whole pic change i really i didn't think i would like it but i do i thought yeah as soon as i saw y'all talk about it in discord i was like but yeah it's it's not bad it's actually pretty cool um how do they not die no oh my gosh this is devastating absolutely devastating lord of lord i do not just hear him talk no he's a lord of idiots lord of losers lord of losers yep so true so true so true his glory try not to go blind i stare down the aquilins on their mountain i think i can manage a shiny horse and yet you will crush once with mere iron not even gold see you soon i don't understand what is the obsession with golders nobody tell him about el dorado yeah been all day that would be bad dropped another rope for when we need to go back down iron uh don't worry about that tongue off just likes to talk so let's go shut him up oh he's getting a bit pissed off he did say he was ticked he was and now he's pissed he's going from tick to piss in just a few moments hold up i want to check how much gold i'm getting from a wooden chest in this world a bit of the over a thousand six hundred oh my gosh that's devastating i did get a um elemental blade though so that's pretty cool be live for 24 hours okay i won't be live for 24 hours sorry revises gaze upon the resplendence the effulgence the glorious shininess of tongak the infinite we get it you have an ego ego i have will it demanded and the heavens obeyed it spoke to the stone and it heard me saw me knew me changed me it bent to my will became my instrument of conquest and turned me into a being that transcends all magics i am invincible that it will just be more impressive when we beat you um so he puts up either a thousand flat blade or 2000 absorb every other turn or so a regular garden garden spur so that's going to be fun i think we'll be fine for this one but when we do this double fire that's going to be pain just a touch we thought morgues was pain morgues pain and thing oh my god don't even make me think about that imagine this guy double fire oh yikes at least he's storm well i don't even know if that's a good thing still in life probably not a good thing all right let's see let's see um i won't be helping anybody once we finish this after we finish this i'm finishing stream once i've finished this well we're finishing the stream throw in a bed yeah go in the bed i probably won't be going to be but you know something like that going to metaphorical bed what the heck is this new spell tea cup is this the storm spell there must be the storm spell tree hello that did so much in british oh my gosh it gives me a cup of tea plus a thousand to any school okay cool beans love to see it whoa let's go baby do you not have anything to hurt with no devastating yeah you're telling me i didn't even call blade oh his whale this is miss spell this is whale new miss spell he is quite cool a just wait you don't like the eye well that's a you problem oh we're just getting spammed whale whale whale whale look what we have here i like that spell it's kind of cool i don't understand where the whale comes into that though like why a whale doesn't quite make sense i can understand the eye because that's pretty mythy but like well what is this guardian spirit no and we're stunned of course love to say it easy clap nice nice nice nice nice hey bestie how about we don't just a suggestion might make him feel a little bit better if we just you know help him along maybe i don't know just just me being quirky i guess yeah my armory is infinite well i can infinitely destroy you if that's what you want you know just a suggestion um cool beans cool beans right oh my gosh they need to stop hitting me with all of this damage kaplan okay i finished my bread so i'm over i'm done with that enough wait was a good bread it was good that's good that was the last piece dude the last piece of bread oh my gosh what are you going to do next you've got no bread oh this is gonna hurt i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm about to die here no just kidding it didn't do as much as i thought it would it's an aoe you're gonna die just kidding you're not gonna die you're alive still no it's gonna undone i knew dylan wasn't gonna die he's a god he has over 10 000 health probably okay no he doesn't does he not he should he should have over 10 000 health if he doesn't and that's his problem and he does deserve to die he doesn't have over 10 000 health he's only got 9 939 oh my gosh dylan what are you doing what are you doing man you're letting down death was it's all around the world okay right the minions are dead which is great this is good news now we can focus on boss man i don't know my snapple fact sure honey bees navigate by using the sun as a compass that's cute they're so smart and intelligence yeah how they do that i don't know that they just use the sun as a compass or something yeah i would i would assume crazy crazy crazy stuff there wow he's really not wanting to get hit yep i'm gonna blade again and then i'll baby okay i guess baby hey baby how's it going unless he kills me no that's what i kill that's on me as well i blocked him so it's okay i just blocked him you know people come up to me and just ask how do you deal with toxic toxic bosses i just block them get blocked just hit block problem solved blocked and reported makes sense right let's go can dylan kill the question of the day dylan more like killing yeah because he's killing the competition yeah let's go go dylan go go keep it up yeah crit yeah yeah nice yeah a couple lamb oh you y'all don't have to deal with this stupid absorb see no that's why death is great here that's why i said it may be fine for me and you now because it's death but as soon as we get i thought you were just saying that oh no no no no as soon as we get fire it's going to be painful that's why i was saying that here's my um non-eleven pip grim reader honestly i'm surprised you don't use blast off what a good spell it is you know it's so useful in every single way possible i feel like you're just a blast off hater you know it's like you never use rain of fire either you know like those are the two best fire spells ever to exist you know yeah eve free who i don't know that one blast off though i know that one because it's so good and everyone should use it all the time because it's just so good it's like wings of fate with how good it is you know invincible huh they lied to me all right what are you gonna do quiet about it finish me attempting but i think instead you will make a better gift for the emperor what greater shame that it'll live out your day is a trophy for mooshu better than what awaits you there is something darker here yet the servants of the manticore wait and they watch and they will devour you i've been devoured by a manticore manticore severely regretted it wizard i'll secure him for transport to catmandu there we can arrange a new caravan to the jade palace meet you outside oh my gosh we did it wow amazing is it just me or is this from there like moving around what did wizard find me i swear it was not that far across the screen before kinky i am here it is good to see you again wizard oh my god he looks so cute oh my gosh design you've really you've really stepped up your appearance apologies for my silence i have not been myself not completely indeed it seems i have been split into several shards several frames of mind each frame is an impulse an unconscious fragment of myself and each seems to innately reflect the peoples who inhabit its shard see this frame on the stone of heaven as you call it turned ton ox toxic dreams into reality but it was reflex i didn't do it consciously i wanted to join the spiral to become a new thing in the everything i blended shapes and magic to create what i wanted to be something for everyone i think this is why the world synthesizer fragmented me so everyone wants something different and in this fragmented state i am weak i feel the other shards but i can't see or control them they are contorted by contradictory winds and thus i am twisted into incompatible shapes these exertions are straining me these quiet tensions cause stress which manifests as creatures monsters enemies help me expand my frame of mind open frames on other shards to connect me to myself strengthening me mind and body to deny evil wants oh my gosh design was nano all along say i told you nano wasn't bad i wish to join the everything wizard but right now the everything is tearing me apart please help me wizard you okay yeah i'm fine i just saw design again he's my friend i took tongue back to cat mandu and returned to find you staring blankly at this thing also the sky changed seemed to be more of those breaches tunak was using to attack cat mandu but they're looking toward conodus what happened frame of mind huh and now you need to find more maybe the people in conodus can guide you there wish i could help but cat mandu's in rough shape i think i need to help them rebuild as they would say our strings disentangle here unless you want to come down and lend a hand or otherwise thank you wizard for showing an old warrior there are still adventures to be had you're welcome bestie nice meeting you please don't see me again i don't want to go to attach to a museum that would be cringe you know i can't afford that you know that's like crazy um right wizard you must help me i'm so sorry bestie marley bone polaris monquista and valencia have all gathered in that large tent to discuss permanent settlement i don't care about cat mandu i mean i do care of course i care i've no doubt moobu can handle it we have to save the settlers of novice like i told you before this world is a trap it leeches off them absorbs them becomes them you spoke to it what did it say they are dividing it causing it stress which leads to creatures like irks what monsters will it create if stress turns into rage quickly we must warn the spiral powers of the danger to the conference tent oh my gosh wait it's tearing me apart this is crazy oh it's the tiger again you deal with a right i've had my feel of apocalyptic rhetoric for one day very well in the name of the free people's republic of pink winonia shining jewel of polarity i hereby order you to scoot but that is what i am saying we must all can't you hear it scrams allow me in valencia we have a most effective method for resolving all disputes of this nature arm yourselves for now we duel okay we fight things more specifically fight fight fight fight fight fight yeah yeah get him guys whoo yeah go yeah yeah yeah epic yeah dope yeah whoa nana burned me immediately well that sounds like a you problem you should have just i'm gonna eat another rock you should have just balanced the spelt him before he could manage on you i'm sorry this sounds like a skill issue to me i'm gonna eat a rock to compensate for this emotional distress fair enough i would i would ask kings alpha reparations yeah i might do that too man it's just smoke screen me it is i it is for them if i fizzle but since i don't fizzle just getting a fizzle that's so quick that's a skill issue that's a skill issue next time i should just not fizzle you know yikes tragic absolutely tragic just skippable just skippable despicable skippable skippable like the dialogue all skippable want to break from the ads want to break from the ads buy spotify premium today and you can skip as many ads as you want not sponsored hashtag sponsored but not sponsored sponsored by myself if you want to if you want to like and subscribe you can that was my sponsorship was that good do you think that's enough do you think there will be a person that likes and subscribes really cool i didn't know if it would be too like in your face you know i would hate that no i think it was like the perfect amount that's good i'm trying to like nonchalantly like tell people to like and subscribe yeah you know yeah yeah thanks why don't you fire shield why would you do that because he hates you what can i say like unironically why would you do that because he hates you well i hate him too oh it's mutual that's so cute oh my gosh enemies to lovers what a great storyline oh enemies to dead which one's this this is the monkeeson i don't all the penguin has the shield all the penguin the penguino penguino his name is um her name is penguina the penguin god can confirm i talked to her okay i did i skate through the ship never mind it's fine see you're too good dude i've been stunned and fizzled and stunned again so i'm i'm a while away it's a skill issue i'm having mass skill issues right now um please don't judge me for my skill or lack thereof i would never it's an issue that i am just trying to help fix myself you know it's something that i'm working on you know i'm trying to become a more skillful person it's just not turning out too well for me at this current moment yeah my apologies my apologies for slowing us all down but they are finally dead now thank goodness probably nope they're not dead there's a guy still alive because that makes sense yeah because i got given a weakness so yeah i'm lucky i'm lucky oh and they're trying to stun me again so you know just happens um i'm getting another two weaknesses this is cool yikes yeah that's great actually no this doesn't give me a weakness does it this is just a dot right a damage get rigged yeah it's not a weakness good um so like if i just do this it should die probably maybe most likely hopefully probably pierced he's piercing me that's that's not cool piercing me is not great all right can i kill please please kill please please kill kablam oh yeah i killed who let's go i got this nice lovely and this matter is now a set what is it precisely we were settling yes of course carry on bring your portents inside i say sir really they want the door my hands are tied go on now into the tent thank you valencian god you know you know goodness demand that we pay you texas to set the lens that have appeared in our skies absurd the skies are immaterial what matters is who got their first our forces braved storms and lay lines while yours huddled in fear we left flags and now contracts yes a paper is immutable paper with the names are written on it that's a true a law indeed and we have signed no such paper thus the marliabonian claim is rejected you have no authority nor do you not over us not over the valencians not over the groves of the exalted banana our presence is clearly a sacred mandate yours but ego stop this i too serve a sacred order and i have connections few can understand you must trust me when i say this world is angry tell them wizard and this design is imprinted by our desires fascinating if each shard manifests a different empire this conflict must be quite stressing no superstitious drivel let us be civilized or at least as much as you lot can manage and it gets no more civilized than first come first served mighty valencius serves a no one earn the you have an assaulted our honor even hear the part about conflict causing the world's stress no they didn't they definitely didn't prevent a duel in conitus okay that sounds like a fun challenge and if i'm being honest not the best sculptures i've seen sir surely you do not insult the majesty of valencian stonework insult that he has and such a insult so cannot stand did you notice friends the ground shook as you and they're already inside the tent great yikes this is bad now have at you oh my gosh i missed the dialogue no this is so sad i don't know what the malibu and men said devastating he said um wizard i've been thinking there might be some merit to your theory about um whatever causing stress on the world thank you something like that cool that's good the dialogue is skipping a bit too much for me automatically and i and like it's right at the end so i can't yeah go back and read it tragic tragic don't worry i got you thanks man i appreciate it you're the true allura right now yeah let's see yep yep i take it you love that name yeah yes she says through her recent teeth just like shaking yep we're shaking viciously why can't these guys fight them you know like i don't want to because they're lazy they're the ones causing the problems i don't know why my voice sounded like that because they're lazy but before he puts up a the 500 damage cap bubble what what did you just what when is this how does that because dude what if i don't kill i've got a weakness on me i'm trying to get blades he will eventually put up a bubble that limits all damage to 500 oh well i'm going to die here i think i might i think he might already have that up for me then he did that like first round oh well that's fun dylan says you can play and bring a bubble okay guess i'm starting over then he puts it you can change it okay let me get some bubbles need to put in cleanses also while i'm thinking about it stop wait listen to me holy potions potions i don't think i've used a single potion so far well you can heal yourself i cannot get you can you can get life pips and cast fairy no yes you can i'm not gonna do that but you can do that so theoretically you can heal yourself too check mate theoretically i'm going to screen okay enjoy it enjoy your scream i hope it serves you well i will be good man's is putting up too many weaknesses on me what is he a dead wizard oh my gosh cringe cringe death wizard cringe right he passed two rounds and then i can hopefully maybe kill him until he puts up a bubble he hasn't put up a bubble for me yet he did it first round for me again wow you can just change the bubble though apparently yeah you know this seems like a skill issue just simply don't let him change the bubble problem solved you know it's not that hard i seem to do it everything in this game if you lose it's just a skill issue 100% because for some reason he just put up a minus 80 death shield that's a skill issue skill issue it is 100% a skill issue i should have told him not to do that you know i think it's his skill issue i would pack more than one bubble because he can change it back i got a couple so congratulations that did nothing i'm out of cards put up the bubble so i can just flee yeah there's i just need to wait two rounds because balance pips it's so much nicer getting balance pips all the time i love it snicker oh he's just changed bubble snicker snack time for a snack yeah that's what and he put up a minus 40 weakness as well he changed the bubble and put up minus 40 weakness on me in the same turn yikes time to flee bye right time to put in some bubble now i can use a potion well look my first question took him so long yeah it's a skill issue to do it for you skill issue for you yeah yeah i wouldn't go that far i would really yeah 100% all right that's fine i'll keep that in mind i'll keep you in mind okay yeah that's what i thought yeah let's see if he can do it really late again that would be cool and good that would be very cool and good would be amazing kablam kablam yes hit yourself i appreciate it not getting any hurt any blades oh no devastating absolutely devastating stop witnessing me honestly so many weaknesses what the heck he doesn't even need to cap my damage at 500 that would have done 500 anyways like with how many weaknesses are on me jeez well he's just kept my damage so that's cool around four this time sorry i didn't mean to jinx you yeah that's okay don't worry that's okay it's okay i hope someday you can forgive me i will try thank goodness you're welcome has he changed your bubble again yeah he changed it back like the round after i hit oof so do it like just before you hit them basically yeah okay sounds doable sounds doable i've got more weaknesses than i do blades same and honestly not here for it at all not here for it at all he puts up a brace so much as well oh another weakness whenever you yeah i forgot what i was saying fair enough i need to sneeze i might be in this fight for a while yeah same because i'm not getting any blades at all either honestly should have carried dark packed would have been a good idea 100% hold up let me carry dark packed let me just carry so much dark pack that i can just pop off ah cool nice brace bud yeah he likes his brace say he uses it all the time sure agree absolutely agree big agree at least i'm getting blades this time watch him like put up the thing in like round three or something man first round scarecrow wouldn't that be nice wouldn't it be nice if i could just first round scarecrow like that like seriously pretty cool yeah too bad i can't need to reshuffle oh noosebell i think this is the storm one it's a teacup i'm in a teacup oh my god you're becoming british i am british i don't know if we can be friends anymore just kidding i'm using one dish okay thank goodness yeah slightly different i was so scared we still have a king though oh never mind we used to have a queen does that help no no that's father tragic i thought that might do something is it just me or does test run build like move i feel like it's moving every time i get into a fight it just keeps moving you know oh tea time i have to say i think the storm spell looks the best zero damage that makes no sense did you have a flower resist no i did zero on him ah does he have an absorb he didn't interesting that's why i was confused did you have a weakness did you do no oh maybe i did i don't know i wasn't paying super attention i'm really worried he's gonna do the thing the round that i hit he just might he is that type of jerk he does no i literally told you not to oh my gosh that's brutal i should have just waited around i should have just waited until he did it oh my gosh the round that i hit evil little spiky man so many blades dylan just goes offline yeah he didn't take it i'm mad i'm so mad at this so i don't blame you i even go first you know like it should happen at the end of the round because that's just a cheat spell it's your turn yeah or do it at the end of the round you know not at the start of the round yeah especially when it's random like that's just crazy right right attempt number three let's go yeah whoa yeah you did not sound too enthused i'm not enthused i'm angry so angry so angry i would sink a ship right now if i could that's how angry i am for fools that was funny to me okay never mind you farm general booth for a bit to drop rates fair enough that run was going so well as well he hadn't put up a shield or anything i was just thriving dude you know and then he just comes in with the stupid stupid 500 damage cap like what the heck what do heck targeted yeah he saw that i was hitting and he's like ha ha imagine if i changed it right now and i'm like you wouldn't dare and he's like i do i wouldn't dare he dared yeah he did oh that felt so much better oh i think that was with the one from the start of the stream oh my god i've got another one coming i've got another one coming i just feel it yeah it has been like five hours it's actually been six hours apparently according to youtube six hours and three minutes which is strange because it doesn't feel like six hours and three minutes it feels like six hours and two minutes so weird but okay i need i'm gonna get potions really quick i just finished the fight wow how did you do that luck what is that i don't have any sorry yeah all the little thingy for know this is cute like the spiral door thing yeah it is isn't it it's pretty cool my god please let me go to world thank you no you're not allowed to click anything clicking you're not allowed to do that anymore that's illegal you can get banned for clicking now obviously make sense dude i'm not going crazy that is 100% moving the test drum build thing it is 100% moving away one minute it's gonna be over the other side of my screen soon i swear is that just me or is does everybody else have no it's like that on mine too so strange i feel like it's every time you get into a fight and move slightly oh there's the damage limit cute oh my gosh cute look at you to steal like furniture you shouldn't be stealing things yeah but i like to yeah but like maybe not just a suggestion but no i agree usually there's a lot of things to steal and they just haven't put any in maybe they haven't done housing items for this world yet oh depressing yeah well that's cool that's cool and good i need another blade hey can i get a blade question mark just a suggestion asking for a friend you know 30 no way 50 damage on me crazy crazy stuff let's do this he's 100% gonna change the bubble just before i had a game 100% it's gonna happen 100% gonna happen cripple i am what why would you do this to me i changed the bubble and he's like no no no not today instantly changes the back he sucks yeah he does what the actual heck it's like the worst guy ever yeah this guy would not want to be in the street with you know he would steal my lunch money 100% i agree 100% did you pack more bubbles yes i have four i have as many as i can have with damage bubbles because i'm like i don't need any others this man's is terrible i hate him i hate this man so much i'm also like slightly dying as well which is great this is like pvp with the amount of bubble changing you have to do it's ridiculous yeah absolutely ridiculous i don't do pvp for a reason i don't want to sit here casting bubbles every five rounds it's stupid it's oh my gosh he's gonna change it again it's the worst you're telling me you're telling me i already know he's gonna change again yeah dylan what the heck what the heck man dude what the heck what do heck dude what is this many people say this is the worst fight another's dylan this is your fault what do i do here he told me about this cheat that's meaning it is dylan's fault oh my goodness it's true it's true though when you change the bubble you got it immediately hit but he's immediately changing the bubble like the same round and he goes he does that burst so it's going to be it's not going to work he does it the same round and he does it at the start of the round so my hit will do nothing because he's just changed the bubble back so what do i do with that dylan just need to find new bubbles as well he didn't do that for you what am i supposed to do if he's immediately changing the bubble he says snicker at the end of the round and then immediately says snicker again and changes the bubble back instantly the last two times he's done it absolutely instantly like i cannot head if i've tried maybe daybreaker that was my other option i'm like do i have to do that i don't want to do that but i could do that at least it caps their damage as well which is kind of nice actually but still not great my gosh right bye bye bye my weaknesses get out of here get out of here right watch this dylan i'm gonna get some more water really quick watch this stop weaknessing me oh my gosh this is only 10 but still don't say snicker don't you dear i'm gonna hit okay i'll hit right now he's gonna change it i didn't change it this time yay he did it last time and the time before that i'm not going insane i swear he did it last two times you can go and check he did it the last two times 100% at the last two times they did nothing oh my gosh this is terrible this boss has made novice not as enjoyable i'm sorry i was going to put it above lamuria in my rankings list but now it cannot be it just cannot be it just cannot be this boss is poorly designed it's terrible stupid boss absolutely stupid boss zero out 10 zero out 10 zero out of 10 i don't want to have to daybreak everything before i hit so i only got one of them and i can't even i really have to do this i really have to set up for one in a million just on this stupid man stupid little stupid little dude stupid little things oh my gosh oh my gosh this is devastating and then also somehow just take off all of my all of my weaknesses that i get let's just have empowers as well just from this is terrible terrible terrible terrible boss absolutely terrible absolutely terrible the worst the problem is i don't have a really high daybreaker like my daybreaker is non-existent daybreaker non-existent no nearly put on the wrong one that would have been funny i'm angry what happened he did it again oh i went to heaven he changed it as i was hitting happened because that didn't happen to me either he hates me i think though he simply hates me he sees it's me and he's like ha ha nerd that time he changed it after after he had one round break i changed it i hit and then he changed it before i hit the next round after but still not cool or good maybe k i will nerf this boss i don't i don't want them to nerf it i just want them to give it a consistent a consistent cycle of when he casts this yeah because like it's not fun doing it random or have it cast at the end of the round like if you want it random just cast it at the end of the round because having it at the start of the round before you've done anything is unfair like it is literally unfair you cannot do anything about that also the stupid frickin death shield is so stupid and annoying and i hate it he gets a minus 80 death shield for existing how fair is that exactly i need shrike i need shrike wait okay how how much this increases it by four so eight plus four is 19 11 12 so that's impossible it has to be a scarecrow eight plus seven is no it needs to be this eight plus two is eight plus no four plus four plus two is six six plus and then you need eight seven i don't even know if i can like combo this into this this into this with daybreaker ideally i would love a ps1 but that's not gonna happen do you want me to see if i can just port in and help no because i have to do this so well on my death anyway eventually it's just because he keeps putting up a death shield that screws me yeah and then changing the bubble every five seconds when i want to hit without giving me any warning which is not cool or good like what's with that king's isle yeah oh i'm no i'm mad i'm mad i'm tilted i hate this boss terrible boss stupid game design zero out ten would not recommend you can't put in oh my gosh you of course you can't put in well sometimes you can not often not oftenly it's also annoying going second it's annoying anyway you go it doesn't matter if you go second or first because he's still gonna change the bubble before you can even do anything anyway for health there we go so stupid so stupid they need to make the thing of the bubble consistent or do it at the end of the round i don't care if it's inconsistent but it happens at the end of the round the fact that it can happens before you do anything is stupid i don't care if it's still inconsistent as long as it happens at the end of the round and you can react to it if it's at the start of the round before anyone does anything you can't react to that that's just stupid i think it provides a good strategy but also the fact that it is at the start of the round does not provide anything at all and it just frustrates people because it's inconsistent and you can't do anything about it at all like if you hurt that's like oh well gotta restart you know there's just not not well thought through or well made like it's terrible design it's terrible design you can't be punishing that severely at the start of the round when you can't react to it inconsistently that's not good design at all that's just not good design that's terrible design absolutely terrible design because the fact that it happens before anyone can do anything basically means that it's a big screw you if you hurt you have to restart instantly pretty much like it's just terrible design that's all that it is terrible design and definitely not fun bum bum bum bum bum bum bum also the weakness is just ridiculous like absolutely ridiculous kablan i hope he can't do any of that because that would be bad that's what'd be bad guess we'll find out did i already do that one i didn't cool um okay i hate this fight i hate this fight so much this is the worst fight in the game this is so bad so bad so bad so bad um um what i need to do is i need to like strike then daybreaker and then hurt that's literally what i have to do what is this did you let's do this it's blade or trap i need a bubble and a daybreaker please mess faint okay oh love to see it thank you pet appreciate you if they made it so where the bubble was passed at the end of the round so players can react to it will be better like you said yeah exactly like i don't care if they keep it inconsistent that's fine that adds like you know a little bit of challenge but the fact that it's at the start of the round before you do anything is very terrible design because it's basically an instant fail state without any anything else and that's all it is it's basically an instant fail state which sucks uh we'll do this sure the good thing about having the bubble off is they don't actually do as much damage to you yeah that's the only good thing the only good thing nothing else is good about it at all we'll stop okay there's my daybreaker which is great let's just empower real fast get off some of these pesky weaknesses i think we've still got one possibly or not we may not we may not have one yeah weaknesses are fine as as i'm just removing them with weakness and uh not weakness dark pact and um empower that's fine i don't care about that but like the fact that um the fact that we have the bubble being changed to basically nerf you to 500 damage only at the start of the round before you can do anything about it is not cool that's just stupid that's just really stupid stop stop with this stop i'm gonna have to hit with at least one weakness i feel that's fine though i guess luckily it still creates drum true but i don't know if they'll change it i doubt that they'll change it highly doubt it okay we just need a bubble we have four in hand so i don't know why we get not getting any but that's fine i guess that's fine oh my gosh hello pop off pop off bit i love you i appreciate you you're doing great keep up the good work but a nice guy i know he's just he's just really like pulling his weight this time we just need just literally all we need all we need all we need all i am asking for is one one one bubble that's it i need to cleanse that 40 off because that's pain is pain 40 is pain luckily the boss no longer exists after the fight or good he doesn't deserve to exist to start with oh my gosh okay i think i need to do another empower as sad as that is finally okay i've got a minus 48 minus 40 and 25 so we'll do an empower and then we're gonna do a six plus seven or six plus seven uh 13 13 okay so that means as soon as we've done this empower we can strike and then yeah we'll strike daybreaker and then scaper that's what we'll do stop doing this oh my gosh it's freaking brice it's annoying we can't do that but that'll be nice strike stop just pass oh my gosh is it that hard just don't do anything please i beg you just stop hitting me just don't do anything just die die the fact that he keeps a weakness thing is ridiculous like absolutely ridiculous every round is a weakness of some form oh my gosh now i'm removing blades cool love to see it great nice work then live you can maybe flawless or on people or in foul that's probably a good idea actually that's a good idea i do have flawless i think on this character um okay we do this and then i believe actually we can probably do a grim reader we're gonna do grim reader just because that does the most damage and we just need to get the boss out of here like absolutely have to get the boss out of here this is the first time i've ever used daybreaker as well which is kind of crazy first time i've ever used daybreaker because i'm it's a worthy cause i know no well let's see what this does five blades one two three three traps four traps five traps five blades five traps this better kill with all of that pierce as well yes thank goodness that was ridiculous for no reason yay you did well now i need to kill the minion yeah but you'll be fine yeah i might die to strike though oh i did not uh right let's go yep hopefully i can get a little bit of health back ha ha ha ha otherwise i'm dead to strike yep because you can only reduce strike you can only reduce strike once around so i've only reduced it once and it's been out this is the last round of it did i kill i think i killed which is good i shouldn't die now i've got half health yeah i shouldn't die cool fine about to be sure but i suppose we kind of have such a stress of creatures that popping up with every disagreement no no that would get rather cumbersome the little irk things already scurrying about new vikorgia are difficult enough fortunately i have a solution even you lot can appreciate let us discuss it with the others come along now okay welcome as a representative of the great empire of marley bone i have graciously elected not to pursue territorial rights for the time being yes how very gracious of you all it took was a little earthquake to make you see a reason until we can find a peaceful manner through which to solidify our rightful claim it seems unwise to make waves as it were so you now know how dangerous how angry this place is it bleeds dress monsters onto your streets rot in the sky as long as we don't fight ours to blend and now if this is a sad old i must prepare for our governor you fool in matters that are beyond you you are but animals playing with a lightning rod and it will burn you all wizard might i ever word i do not think we have been properly introduced citizen maxi in rojo pier hero of la resistance and leader of the new bolari but technically red rosa heads the citizen's assembly ma'am quiet you you go let's go fast between a spit at your name but the wizard now there is a name respected in bolari so when you say this world this design create a lens in our image and for our youth i listen come with me to ashore the week there is a problem for which i think you are uniquely suited come come you too your gargantuan lomax your blocker of the sun you thanks he gets a bed right the most should have been a polar bear the polar bear deserves it more well that's what an impolite one does he's a polar bear that he treats just that terribly right let's head to la vil rose time to go to the roseville we're going to your home i don't think i want to live here i'm not there yet i'm just telling you i don't think i want to live here oh fair enough too much fish yep this looks cool though behold wizard la vil rose a floating paradise of a penguin onia this is a world without kings or stars a land of the citizens free of walrusks a land that's starving ma'am silence your future wall ornament your mercenary swine you servant of the old stars but we we have a slight starvation problem we were propelled here you see via cannons the penguin navy being occupied elsewhere food sometimes comes the same way and it sometimes oh mrs there is of course miran fish but well they have shoes nobody wants to eat fish with shoes it fits with shoes even edible i don't know also they bite go on see for yourself okay i leveled up whoo one five five yeah nice halfway through the world right maybe you ready maybe yeah is your deck fixed no why would you ask such an incriminating question like that okay i'm sorry wow people these days trying to look out for my best interests no thank you i just figured it got in the fight and like your deck was still all weird like you would probably break something i would not break anything other than my dignity and my sanity yeah so i just figured you know oh my gosh they remix the best combat theme in the game oh i love it i'm sorry if this is really bad this is so good dude i would unironically listen to this like yeah this is and a playlist like unironically it's so good my hips are so oh yeah gross i know for you using your fire spell i was oh my gosh cringe just a little i just got tired of seeing all the other ones because i think the fire one is the coolest it is yeah i don't use mine because it's broken i love how they remix the music this is so yeah ew the noise that they make is weird i didn't hear that i'm too busy listening to the music i love this so much oh i see what you mean it's like slippery yeah squishy the frame is behind the table the frame is behind the table oh my gosh eat bit at you food that bites back is not food at all the speaking is new though they've never done that before regardless they must be replaced with less talky walky fish simple fish like delicious valencian snapper perhaps you have a way to do a frame of mind no we have seen no such thing but i wonder maybe the talking fish was actually dazine reaching out citizen it did mention a frame hey i was just about to say that your vitamin deficient lack with vitamin deficient the moussitas once oppressed us for the walrus some retain their rudeness to penguins but he is right about the fish the frame is behind the table it said perhaps it means suella café table it was the very first thing we built when we settled in go now talk to its proprietor they have the fun eyes everywhere over here but why there's so many spiral geographic magazines just like laying around because they're all about reading these penguins i guess yeah that's very important to them you know you know what they say great reads great times true there's a theater over here did you say that quickly there are people trapped inside someone must rescue them why don't you do it your little land or not if it's falling down it's your fault you should have built a structure to study our building just saying on pop your opinion yes but true they're called brain freeze they are oh i love this combat theme so much best combat theme in the whole game sorry respite in combat theme you have been replaced you are fish dylan is fish did you know that congratulations oh my gosh such a good combat theme holy moly so good so good so um what else do we have to do in this still and like how much more do we have to go oh no they're trapped in the next room oh no what are they gonna do growing what does that even mean yelling oh okay fair enough i don't know french sorry mean either java hit that's fun i don't only ask because i hate one wow i'm sorry i let the team that's okay don't worry i didn't have one last good fight so i lose the team down for them so i love the team down now i have to suffer the consequences exactly man exactly oh my gosh reindeer night wow my god merry christmas after this area it's back to poeta nuovo and back to the girls after that it's the final area okay so we're nearly done we're almost done yeah crazy feels like it hasn't been that long it's been nearly seven hours feels like it hasn't been that long well it's now 347 p.m uh it's 847 yeah it is nearly nine o'clock for you in texas land that's a bit longer than you're making it sound it's a bit long i guess this area and the other two bits of it like a bit long see merci i will report this crumbling cafe to the assembly i know that is not my it is too orange there was a very tall person in a strange uniform sitting over there before the shaking but it seems he left and i very much wish to follow suit we're not besty quake charmer quake charmer what you mean i'm just saying because they're talking about orange feathers yeah that's all they withered i don't know anything about feathers i was out here all night and no no picture frames either i want to like this place it's chic no but it has been only trouble since we arrived food shortages fish that were shoes and that fool who started fires what is wrong with this world it's not a world it's a being from beyond everything known a living black hole that seeks to absorb life itself we try edgy perhaps i will stick around a while longer oh my gosh tester on builders nearly completely um away from the bug report no longer in line with it at all oh my gosh speedy ice this is so fun i went the other way i went the other way around the other way because that's where the quister was pointing me who was fighting i specifically ordered peace if i find out who was fighting they will get the back of my fin that should settle things down huh it was probably monquistans anyway very temperamental spreading their drama to our shores we we had a saboteur too a marley boney and fire starter their government called her criminal our ambassador is over there spitting at them anyway you wish to speak to the fiend why her fires are quenched and she's imprisoned no no we must continue the hunt for the frame of mind you found nothing by soley graffit eable perhaps we need more clues fight the mirams and see what they say oh yes just fight the old one this oh this is quite a cool garden back here yeah it's quite cute i would live inside of one of those flowers i am a flower so you are in fact in fact i'm a flower it looks like they're trying to learn to walk for the first time what a nice little guy they sure are they're just little dudes not i don't love them as much as i love the banana spiders though that's because they're fish that's true but also the banana spiders have been literally the cutest things i've ever seen in my life wow it was seven seven maybe four that's true i haven't wow who would have thought crazy um yikes you're still getting myth tips why i've changed it like four times and your dick yeah interesting they want you to be a with myth was it just how it is sorry about it sorry but we just have to embrace myth where the ice stands glum glub glub where the ice stands glub glub glub what the ice you heard him what does it mean it means nothing ice does not glub fish glub i might have an idea you have no ideas you hear suit caught rack no we must think about this i want to hear what he says to say for the guy very well wizard i suppose i can take you to meet a sabbathur while i think i don't know why you're so interested she was a dog she has no feathers but have it your way come along where the ice glub glub i am fish behold the new best deal we found this giant fish head building when we arrived and just rolled with it once the best deal was a symbol of oppression bingo in citizens were falsely imprisoned by walrusks and their musitar mercenaries but we slipped our chains and bound our enemies in our place isn't that so pay's not bad now the citizens are the kings are in the best deal and the spiral will see us for what we really are but i digress go inside the wizard we will await you here oh my gosh i'm you lot claim to spring me sorry mate i would think it is someone else what can i do for you i'm a durable war ain't i got recruited to start some fires here well i'm an honest sort of lady what can i say the birds caught me right in plain i don't older grudge our goal they'd know the plan type those of your inchmen type and i'm comfortable with that orange feather buffer about no blokes with no orange feathers that sounds right oh shouldn't you go deal with that being the big hero wizard that you are i'll be here if you want to chat some more i want to see who else is in here there is nothing that's still i thought there was something that's still down there no don't be silly don't be silly so you're the ones oppressing now i see how it is yeah exactly another earthquake who is bringing this stress into my world it came from the residential island quickly wizard go do her rock things say less see look at this dude look at this dude he's a dog he just run right away right off oh yeah no don't worry it's too late no i already saw it whenever i was no too late okay too late i'm sorry too late i'm crying now this is so sad so sad but i guess it's fine i guess it's fine speedy eyes whoo i go i hardly know her there's a head back here there's a head i can yeah no i'm not gonna say that um you shouldn't you don't know what i was gonna say i'm pretty sure i do no you don't you don't know anything okay you know nothing nothing okay there are ten nope nope see what happens when you don't listen to your spiritual leaders wizard does i know texas again i'm going to save me we you see i feel like she's the one that's causing these stresses yeah there's nothing wrong with her she's also now orange name do you have a meteor yeah okay that's pretty cool that's pretty cool and good i'm so proud of you for having a meteor what can i say i try try yeah more like hi hi how's it going oh my gosh so nice to meet you wow yeah i haven't talked to your nages yeah no of course not oh my gosh i just went back into the stream like looked on the furthest away thing and it's like just ridiculous how much the test realm see my wife tell me is she safe she's outside you should look for any other damage wizard i will see to him who i didn't meet until adulthood because of complex family tensions but with whom i have become very close it's so much character development in like five seconds what the heck just a ridiculous amount of character development that's quake spiracy guys hey guys welcome back to the craft box today we're going to be talking about quake spiracy's number one polaris isn't actually a world smash like and subscribe for more are you going to save me or not working on it oh wizard took you long enough care to lend a hand and why does it say what the heck why does the quest say save cabal soldier i'm like the up and down scrollie but it's like save cabal soldier like on the screen it's not what the actual quest is am i blind that actually happened hold up that's a dog cute dog we killed the animal killed the fish the fish so much character development in five seconds got it is it is that what i read it is secretly this is all the cabal they're all coming together yeah i'm nearly there quick spiracy's new quest go go complete go to mathias house new goal defeat senior cabal soldier what the heck yeah what the heck i'm glad it wasn't just me being stupid that's insane delin's like i'm not saying anything okay delin okay delin that orange feather must have been the quake trauma i was you were right you were right dude alora is back again she just noticed the law i wrote it alora borealis get it because we're in polaris and there's the aurora in polaris and you know it's named after the aurora borealis yeah it's quite funny yeah i'm so hilarious and humorous yep enough yet wizard secretly this is the copycat what are you doing no i don't think that crack looks out of place there was just an earthquake of course it's out of play no wizard do not go and investigate it that's the copycat this is not the same person this is the copycat i told the boss we shouldn't stick around after we cast those spells he gave us he wanted to know how well they worked the intruders don't look that tough just you know get them this ain't just any intruder this is the wizard no it isn't yes it is i'd recognize that face anywhere look i'll get him myself and i'll show you this isn't the wizard oh hi the fire cute oh my gosh it's the copycat that's why they have the same voice as the copycat 100 guaranteed plot twist the copycat is bad and mad at me me specifically yeah me specifically and it's here to haunt me after me killing her and caramel secretly copycat quick charmer and judge veg all back again 100 that's why when we go to walleroo which will obviously happen um it'll be judge veg it's gonna happen trust me it may not be next year but when we go to walleroo and when we go to cool ranch we'll be meeting the quick charmer judge veg 100 percent 100 percent that's gonna happen just you wait and see right we did it you know i i think this might be the wizard oh for the love of let's just get out of here before they figure out what we've been doing well we're gonna figure out what you've been doing anyway go to an extreme did you get a badge from fish yeah that's cute i'm wearing mine i dare say i think they discovered our little ploy shut up and get them it's you again are you ready i need to put a bull adorable like me yeah wow that's so cool the dude's death so and you're gonna be good to have a little bit of extra hitting power of what of bull are you saying that i'm not strong enough no i'll have you know i graduated at the top of my class in remwood school of magical arts where's the academy yeah i slayed jewel master Diego many times in his tutorials mel ambrose i bested him in face-to-face combat i stared at him and he passed out melis dear drake i killed him he's old that's kind of messed up melis dear drake i killed him cyrus drake his brother he feared me you killed him for five years he feared me for five years i will defeat your mom that's what i thought you're out of that she just made me a doctor's appointment she just made you a doctor's appointment oh she just she just magically she like put it in the oven you know take it out in like 30 minutes here's your doctor's appointment honey got him for you because i was doing this i was supposed to call them yesterday but i forgot and then i was like well i can't do it now i'm doing something else and she's like okay so she just did it for me apparently wow that's so nice of her oh my gosh i should have carried broken in power we got this we got bull and stuff i hate this boss so much why do i have to fight him again why can't he just die sorry defeat the music's good it is it's so good that's like a trap remix of palares combat like a hundred percent what is this bubble i assume it's just a balanced bubble right and not a damage limit bubble i would assume i have bad memory i have bad memory thunder bro thunder i hardly know her uh 25% balance damage okay it's not too bad that's fine we can plug champ through that i'm just gonna drag in here i'm just gonna hit as well i'm just gonna do like five damage but whatever we've got like five weaknesses four weaknesses yeah oh i need two that's not too bad okay minions are dead bye bye minions selenor losers wow you should shoot them bestie i did i accept one of them one of them still alive it's because he was storm i have too much storm damage you see so kind of hard for me to kill storm things yeah it happens i i know you wouldn't understand but yeah it happens yeah yeah you know i think i know why you haven't got any merciless gear it's because it gives myth damage yeah that's definitely why yeah that makes so much sense it's so definitely not because i like ant marks other people so based of you honestly did you want to get um do you want to farm all of heroes with me maybe we can do it on my fire and your fire it'll be great it sounds like so much fun so much fun so much fun she says with tears streaming down her face yeah okie dokie um oh my gosh stop weakness thing just deal with it he says that he doesn't play the games of war but yeah he keeps witnessing so is he afraid of something like is he afraid of me is he afraid of me because like if yes sure but like just just deal with it dude like it sounds like a you issue press one for yes press two forget the frick out of my bed oh jeez that's what i'm feeling right now dude it's time it's time for salamander sal salmanander salmonella guys it's time for salmonella are you ready i was telling my dad earlier i was like i'm gonna eat some cookie dough he's like no that's so many weaknesses holy shoot holy shoot my kennel and call me martha but you didn't shoot my cannon going a bit further than i feel comfortable going i'm gonna get a cannon in store when i get a house i'm gonna get a cannon installed on top of my roof that seems like something you would do yeah it'll be a water cannon and i can shoot people i don't know either but it'll be so cool seems like it's not be it would be so cool dude imagine that a cannon on your roof um oh my gosh we just got a new fence outside our house and our fence is the biggest fence in the whole in the whole street and my mom's like yeah i did it purposely i'm like oh okay that's cool congrats i guess nice flex yeah weird flex but okay obscure flex but sure right time for me to cleanse for five years you're dying by the way yeah i know i just thought i'd let you know in case you didn't know yeah do you like my balance perps i do it makes me really balanced for myself makes me super balanced uh-huh yeah i try and be super balanced i use so many cleanses holy moly i need to stack up on cleanses before i go through this oh my fire yeah i have like 40 i have hundreds but i don't think that's enough well i could be enough but i don't think it is so it's not you know there's just how it is just how it would be and stuff you know you know how would it do fair enough bestie right you ready for big hit yeah you know what they say exist get hit it's true oh my gosh nice balance perps wow that's so cute thank you for noticing you're welcome bestie i'm glad that you could notice your my noticing right that did a lot of damage good job oh you just died like i know right like what if you just didn't witness every round if you just died right question what is this handsome for morey oh my gosh for morey more like for less me am i right or am i right so true bestie thanks man i try hard don't kill me he's gonna kill you just kidding he's not he's a weakling what the frick what is that sort of handsome for morey that wasn't very nice or punk champ i don't even care anymore just hit yeah you're really dying have you noticed that yeah okay i'm glad i'm glad you noticed that it's it's kind of hard to miss you know yeah can we give that op handsome for morey please i know right that would be so good when you have more weaknesses they do do blades oh my gosh just die my gosh stop stop with the weakness maybe he's got like five health or something i just started crying 100 health are you serious okay i'm gonna meet you next no i got this full of shit here we go hopefully this kills with like 500 million weaknesses that's three weaknesses yeah but you're fine he's dead you got big boy damage yeah i've got 160 a whole one more than you not that i'm counting of course oh yeah for sure yeah no i just got a big ship though just remember that my ship massive massive ship big ship energy right so the other chap ran off this is awkward no doubt you have many questions ah yes yes indeed i summoned the demon monkeys against Puerto Nuovo and yes i was cabal all along all dogs of war are you see but it isn't as bad as it sounds the boss leading this mission can explain i think you know him he's been chanting your name since you arrived 140 experience from that plant wow oh wizard you came looking for the cause of the earthquakes the sabotage across novus and all you found is me i've been thinking about our last battle since caramel you humiliated me in lebonbon mall i told you i would get stronger and i have oh my gosh it's the guy who said he's got a trainer pit i farmed evil magma peas and couch potatoes until my hands grew raw i searched for hours for the perfect reagents to craft my weapons face your equal wizard you face the divine cabalist i'm so glad that he farmed this is my favorite guys if he doesn't lose it's not a skill issue he deserves to he deserves to win if he loses yeah but he it is three verse two that's a little bit i'm fear you know like what's with that you know find a cringe i'm not gonna lie do you think he's gonna cheat probably he seems like the type you know i don't like to typecast people but he he seems like he would that's so that's so cringe though if he does because he put in all that work just to cheat like i don't know like just when with merit you know yeah you made your hands go raw from farming couch potatoes and evil magma peas so like come on bro you can do it you don't have to cheat man except he can't do it but you know that's uh he doesn't cheat wow neither here nor there honestly disappointing i expected him to cheat smh kings are missed a chance with this one no i think that was right true well my um taster on builders now moving more and more across the screen it is now completely left the whole um bug reporting icon it's not even in line with it where's yours mine isn't as far like off as yours how like where is yours like where's the build that the on the build uh it's still under the bug thing oh wow so mine's like really far but just the just the letter d is the rest of it is yeah off wow imagine if it's like a timer until it closes you just like stay logged on it just like disappears eventually yeah i don't even know why it would move like i don't understand why that would happen no idea like you would think it would just be an overlay like right on the top layer of every screen i guess not and it wouldn't have to change like i don't know you can track your taster on progress by the position of the test room build was yeah i guess just how long you've been locked into test room i like it but i wish it didn't move and it was like centered right onto the end like like aligned to the like right right of the page for the window 3d dragon or salamander um you should uh salamand uh salamander did it please be proud of me i'm very proud of you yeah is it causing your oceania but yeah it's it's frustrating me it's mildly frustrating mildly frustrating wow you just mannerburn me wow what a nerd imagine mannerburning me me and all people cringe he doesn't even have shadow magic he hasn't even done darkmore or chrysalis he needs to go farm for malice derub yeah like come on even dunking grimwater did that come on jeez man's been so terrible i'll hit um not next round mother and after hopefully by then i'll have a shit up or something i'm surprised i don't have a shit up if i know i should have one hopefully next round he's one of those people who just stick with waterworks gear and never farm darkmore wow makes sense wow one of those people who just stick with like level 100 gear never farm for merciless me yeah that's who i was referencing wow that felt not at all targeted no of course i would never target anybody that would be cringe and gross yeah up gg he's dead i'm lucky i hate this gang i'm joining up with a pirate crew yes the cabal made the demon monkeys in puerto nuevo tainted the wells in new vikorgia we hired booth and connected him to tongue and yes we're behind the earthquakes here in la vil rose inspired by recent events in conitus i have no idea why we did all this maybe another cobblest does i didn't care i just came here to defeat you so much for having dreams unlucky today's your birthday congrats happy birthday happy birthday right let's go to martha got to see martha and the Bastille speedy new home has done so fast there you didn't even see me hey look oh wait no they're not here wait exactly you didn't see me hey look there's dog over here there's a cute dog there look at this dog look at him yeah he's he's explorer man's he's doing no i'm not gonna say that that's a terrible jerk no am i in the what cabal got me i am indeed cabal good show the dogs of war themselves are a cabal invention used to disguise our presence while we scare everyone off this world because it's dangerous that's why our leaders brought us here because they know first hand how corrosive this world is it warps space and magic changes the fundamental laws of the spiral as casually as you change your hat it must be destroyed or at least isolated we aren't your enemies this time wizard we want what you want we want to protect the spiral as it is help us talk to the leaders of the settlements here convince them to leave hmm suspicious um there's polygons dude i just got three polygons oh my gosh do you eat them i will eat them in a moment you should i also got 557 gold and it's a bit treasure card from the um from the wouldn't just so are you jealous yeah i am am i going to make it to 24 hours i cannot do a 24 hour stream i physically cannot because i have to go to work before i before 24 hours is up so the quakes were not caused by design but by this mysterious cabal all of them or just here i see so this cabal has been watching us they saw their signs tantrum in conatos and tried to replicate it here and they say it's for our own good they are not working with the marley boney in government no true true they did the chocolate in the wells at any rate their agents are either scattered or captured victory is ours this day ma'am there is still the small matter of starvation remember we're out of food silence you contemptible club of contrariness but we i am indeed quite peckish forget this a cabal we must find the frame of mind we had two hints to its location but we need more the fish no things make them tell us or fish looking for health understand number i'd like some it'd be nice in a loud any sorry i took it all where is it i'd still up did you yeah just kidding i didn't i don't i actually do need help but i didn't use it there is none whatever don't worry i'm still starting with more health than you have make so that's okay it's so funny i know thanks thanks thanks for my i try really hard to be super funny i have to say these fish are really shiny they're glossy yeah shiny they've got a nice luster to them i like them they're very lustry lustry blustery fishy hey girl if i was a fish would you call me lustrous build you a fish tank would you feed me at least once a day yeah that's so nice of you stanley is happy great glad to have you change my water every week oh my gosh wow dude if i was a fish i would love to have a fish tank in your house i do my best to take care of my fish stanley is proud of you so that i asked for for christmas is a bigger fish tank oh yeah where the cold forms a rose behind the table where the ice stands groob and where the cold forms a rose those are our clues but the what does it mean should flush me down the toilet Dylan oh my gosh they could mean to launch you lumbering clip clopping clod i have it the first clue does indeed indicate solar cafe table or an island behind it but the witch maybe that one with the standing ice spires and the frozen rose maybe that one with the standing ice spires and the frozen rose magnifique i have solved the riddle i will arrange for a bolt from the theater district wizard take it to the frame of mind and ask your design for valencian snapper let's see what you mean i love sliding on the size it's so fun i love doing 360s on it as well it's great i wish there's more like that in the game wizard jesuit ec club club two frames of mine connected now to the central carnitas i feel more whole jesuit the stone of heaven and levier rose and each is more their first side quest i assumed it would be this is such a cool place as i reconnect to myself wizard you may notice new pathways between the shards you have seen them we the holes in the sky they are but expanded frames of mind harmless breaches in spacetime connecting the fragments of my mind and body but do not worry they are confined to novice alone tongue arc may have bored into the spiral but i am not him not anymore say still difficult to focus on any one thing there is noise static chaos a shard is a morass of minds a tangle of conflicting wishes one man wants what his neighbor has the neighbor just wants what the man can't get i can give anything if they could decide what they need they need fish the penguins already have fish do do they not normally wear shoes very well i shall create a bounty of this valencian snapper well say done open more frames of mind and i can do this for everyone more more conflict no more duels no more quakes book of ball is here i know i've been trying to reach out to them to the ones i met before but they don't hear they don't want to they try to hide but i can sense them when they gather their minds become beacons they're here different ones different factions i can't read clearly through the fog of thoughts convince them please to stop hello maxine rock copier citizen like all others but still supreme in her own way has sent me to fetch you probably because there are now holes in the sky and fish falling like snow is this the frame of mind through which you speak to the world spirit can it hear us even now if he could give it by all the winters chill it does speak and i take it he has provided us this wealth of fish what a gift if he could give anyone anything he could eliminate conflict over resources or territory he could be the glue that binds warring civilizations sorry lost myself there citizen maxine usually doesn't let me talk this much and i don't think she's interested in binding civilizations i think she'd prefer war prefer everyone left novus except for her but again i say too much and you look busy i'll report what happened here in a bit i might rest a while before returning to get fish bones hurled at me thank you for letting me speak i feel so sorry for him if this was the polar bear i would not go sorry for him just gonna put that out there but i feel sorry for him find the cabal in the theater they told you there was a theater ah wizard what a tangled yarn we weave when in design we believe you think this design is your friend but it is nothing literal nothing the very antithesis of existence less than death it is oblivion and you let it into our world into every world it never helped you it used you tricked you made you an anchor to the spiral and why but i'm wasting my breath you are determined to protect this thing i am determined to protect the spiral from it so come along i'll show you what you seek she's a quake charm not the quake charmer she's a copycat 100% she is the quake charmer yep it all lines up now it's all coming together yeah no she's the copycat 100% low wizard see told you welcome to our little hideaway not as comfortable as the monastery but it beats the cavity i still remember it you know and the aberrant creatures down there they whisper in my dreams all i want is for the whispering to stop even if i have to silence you too see told you told you told you told you told you i am so smart and incredibly intelligent and cool i love how in a cabal base they have ripped flags yeah like they like didn't have time to get new ones yeah but it's always ripped flags in the cabal bases like i don't understand why would you rip them like i just don't understand that at all do not understand it's zero out 10 i find it's so funny how much the testosterone build like thing moves it's like flying across my screen it's gonna be right in the middle of the screen soon i hope so i don't hope so they'll frustrate me yeah but it'd be kind of funny but frustrating yeah but it'd also be kind of funny you think it's designed that way on purpose you think it's designed to move across your screen on purpose at a different rate for everybody i thought you were talking about the cabal thing being torn ah but why it doesn't make any sense at all it doesn't make any sense yeah okay talking about cabal flag thank you for clarifying um i don't think so why would it be designed on that way on purpose stop stunning us holy moly no right they might feel it makes them look more edgy or badass fair enough but still is stupid edgelord the edgelords the cabal is actually edgelords confirmed it's all coming to get i get it now i understand it all makes sense the law is strong with dylan so obviously he would never lie either yeah it won't be that easy you of all people should know copycat is a one woman arm told you told you told you told you i'm so true the what oh yeah there's some a lot of places it was easy replacing the string caster of the sacred yarn some per die a little bribery but i didn't expect you to show up at my door it's what we do the cabal we infiltrate we lurk we watch we seize opportunities one of these shards could just have easily found me in mirage but i wasn't the only one they found oh no we're a factional group and another sale just happened upon this fragmented world manticore squad oh there are legend in the cabal handpicked by one of our worst to do one thing destroy all false life destroy all false life i had a feeling she was copycat because i'm like this voice is way too eerily similar and usually if it's like a very same voice it means it's the same person generally yeah um and it wasn't until her name went orange that i'm like ah it's the copycat that was when i knew that that who that voice was because i knew it was a cabal member i'm just like who who is that or someone bad i think she necessarily knows a cabal member and then i'm like ah she's the copycat makes sense why she can hear it now interesting plot twist i like it i was just too smart and above the just too energetically involved in the story for so long that i knew what it was already yeah i'm just too smart you are your brain's just too big oh no i finished one more bottle of water um to the second one what i had my bottle with the other bottle i came prepared today i have two bottles of water i would normally have two bottles of water but i came prepared yeah they cut the um break times corporate cutter break times so yep he had to start bringing two water bottles big craft box he he cut the heartbreak in half man that that man is terrible yeah we understand the plates of the caramel workers now yeah honestly we are on strike starting from tomorrow so yeah if this is the last table isn't bad for the people indeed indeed let's go let's go die idiot is that gonna kill him no he's got like 40 something else yikes yikes 45 health wow righty ho you are not saved you haven't survived when the manticore rises you'll realize you're doomed you've always been doomed or you could follow me and see reason oh quick trauma hi valley partner i kind of nice seeing you again after you pulled me from that cavity and yeah you guessed it i'm the orange feather quake maker we had to get people away from here before this place swallowed them up like it did us or judge veg never was quite the same good none of us were i don't know if it was the creatures we fought or the amount of time down there but the cavity it left its whispers when we got here the whispers became screams and we changed our powers grew our spells twisted this world remade us and sorry partner but if you don't leave us to fight back against it i reckon we're gonna have to use them new powers to force you um so hey dylan what are the um what a what a cheat what cheats are we looking at you know like anything like crazy any any any crazy thing like you know are you just like hitting them like normal or something blades must be protected uh i'm just not gonna blade this that is too much effort say less bestie okay anything else copycat will summon a minion fair enough sounds about right sounds accurate i need another reshuffle copycat will randomly cast spells with us fair enough sounds about right broke my book again hold on you mean you broke your book how do you break a book okay well let's see how this goes basically they can randomly cast two spells in one turn oh cool that's exciting i love that i love that for them i want to steal these chairs they look nice in the guild house yikes already starting off with the stun whoa let's go yeah whoa yeah whoa nice yeah let's go epic yeah whoa i think he sounds very excited i'm super excited it is so cool and good uh yeah so good whoa yeah whoa yeah yeah yeah whoa let's go yeah let's go yeah pop off hey bestie you doing okay no what's wrong you need a hug i do all four things i don't want to see the oh my gosh you look like you're gonna cry no i just got a runny nose i have mass fire trap so um not to flex but you can do that i've got faint and you can use the faint if you want no i don't want to you're not but you can better no you can use the faint if you want i insist better by one your spells also do more damage than me on base so yeah but you're you're gooder no you're gooder so i'm the you're gooder okay i'll hit them okay yeah you should scenes is my birthday can i get dinner in packs no you can't eat no i'm fainting okay i've got faints i got so many faints i've got two faints for each boss okay do you want me to pass them or you can do whatever you want if you want to hit you can do whatever you want if you're gonna i'll just pull okay i don't give out free packs to people for their birthday i didn't even give rose free packs for a birthday this year that's true that's egg what's spell is this oh it's life it's life it's broken so broken print laying down the door oh cool nice show nice show more like i shelled am i right i took off the faint oh that's fun that's exciting oh pogjam nice easy clap yeah yeah go life whoa is she better than you she may be better than me what by didn't even give her packs this year for her birthday so i don't give people packs for their birthday anymore sorry sorry not sorry i didn't ask for anything for my birthday yeah i got you game instead in game fun so let's win yeah she's better than me sure that's fine she's allowed to be better than me what i'm not gonna give you packs either you only have like a hundred crowns like total exactly generally it's not a good idea to just go and ask for packs and people stream generally not a good idea to do that that's what the commons is for and then you can get blamed in the commons for doing that just saying i don't care you're still better than him apparently you're better than me why because i really don't think that's no just take it as a compliment you're allowed to be better than me i'm not that's nothing yeah they didn't do anything at all and i'm dying a lot how about not dying is that a possibility no no okay this one i was just asking for a friend this is a friend named brent who had like blonde hair and like a blue shirt how did you know oh my gosh he's cute a i love him yeah he's pretty nice do you think he would he would date me probably really oh my gosh i might ask him i think you should i'm gonna ask him what if he's his no go what if he's like no you're gross really i think you think he'll like me yeah or weapons if he doesn't no see i don't think he's interested in anybody at the moment so i think you're really golden yeah are you sure yeah i'm like a hundred percent sure this is so risky because like if he's no i don't know what i'll do with myself i don't think i'll say now like how can i take rejection like that you know very easily like that's a lot easier than you think but that's a lot you know like i'm almost dead i almost did i'm brent do you want to flee and come back real quick oh wait do you want to flee and come back real quick oh i thought you said oh wait not i'll i'll wait well i was gonna wait for you to come back but unfortunately the time over stopped and went to two so i could she said oh not it's okay don't worry everyone makes mistakes everyone has those ways those days slightly audio issue with my ears uh yes we talked about this the other day processing yeah yeah yeah hi it's called selective hearing no it's not even well that's where you genuinely can't yeah i know but i just can't process things yes i know i have trouble with it i have trouble with things too don't worry you're not alone thank goodness i know what would you do without me saying that i probably probably and you'll be valid for that honestly i'm really good at crying that's good it's good to be good at something yeah that's so mean oh my god this ain't natural i ain't natural okay one 45 me too okay cool i'm glad it's not just me honestly i'm feeling like jade brink's coming out soon andrew jade blade it's gonna happen that's my that's what happens when i go jading it's andrew jade blade without the life mastery exactly dude i can turn on my my pips i can turn my pips on oh my gosh this is exciting okay i'm gonna hit changing the game back to the basics you're a basic geez you're basic basic chicken boy it's not even season no he's just raw i use protection you can't do this to me no protection this is unfair oh my gosh i even used protection i even used protection this time and he's oh my gosh side literally hurts from laughing oh my god okay um i'm about to die i'll drag it i'll like back you up yes back me up please appreciate it bestie i use protection and he just he just violated my protection he just did not care he did not care about my protection he just like looked at it and he was like no exactly how rude how rude this is devastating the dylan it's a rare occurrence but even after using critique oh my gosh yes that is a rare occurrence but this is not what we're talking about we're protecting blades and i have wizard 101 card game for children just letting you know wow this is this is all tying back into the other night with all the fun things that i learned oh yes it is yeah hundred percent contact your doctor if symptoms continue oh my god symptoms such as um getting earthquake to death ah yes i will contact my doctor immediately okay i'm gonna play the next one earthquake for each wizard so why did you tell me to bring protection my protection won't work if there's two wizards oh my gosh this is terrible dylan you give the worst advice consider the fact that we cannot be solo god yeah oh my gosh you're stunned for two rounds enjoy i'm glad you enjoy because he doesn't earthquake every round yeah but if he does he does it twice so are you just telling me that i'm unlucky again is this just a skill issue am i just unskilled at this game so badly i'm guessing this is just a skill issue also where i'm at is currently 11 p.m fair enough i'll let you off with that one then hello but also because it's 11 or two so yikes awkward awkward you're stunned for another round by the way enjoy that's okay enjoy stun life yeah i might take a nap okay okay wake me up um once i'm not stunned anymore when september ends it's christmas we're done with september but that's the song wake me up when september ends yeah but it's it's november but i can let you sleep until september no or october next year and then it's your birthday halloween uh happy birthday yay this ain't your birthday now i ain't natural you don't give the best advice when you're tired well that's better than me i don't give the best advice ever so you're doing better than me right can this kill imagine if this killed that would be so funny pretty cool and pork champ but to answer your question you do seem unlucky thank you for noticing i'm so happy i'm so happy you notice me ah it's so good yay whoo i killed one of them how did that kill i thought he had so much health okay well he's just did next dude i wasn't even worried man i have such nice health one ten thousand four hundred holy moly that's so satisfying they just ruined it i'm sure on live where i'm gonna be now what we call in more of them manticore fellers try again they didn't like working with us in the first place and i don't know where they have gone that ain't good did they tell you what they was planning silence bedraggle jigger we are arresting you both and taking you away take them away wizard citizen rock copy ale sent us to find you go to her at once are they okay we need to go to her at once can you get the cheers i don't think so no you i thought you could maybe get this book too but you can't what about book one that's so sad devastating honestly i'm crying the wizard is illiterate because grandmother raven used to read all the stuff to us that was just because we were baby we went to magic school not reading school yeah exactly but we can read something out because we're older older smarter wiser bitter stronger bitter longer oh my gosh i'm about to get a polygon how many am i gonna get i got one tragic get this i got a pixel from that fight a pixel wow a singular pixel in a children's card game just one dude you're just collecting pixels now i know oh my gosh crazy wizard this streets run slimy with valencian snapper and you arrested the cabal leaders manticore no no no manticore here only pingo hints the cabalists are in the Bastille if you wish to interrogate them about this but look say magnifique this desi