Let's begin at the beginning. Where did you grow up then? Tell us a bit about your family. I grew up in Chicago, Illinois, and my father said that the taxes were too high. So we led it to Columbus, Ohio to get away from some taxes. So to the rest of my youth in Columbus, Ohio, and I'm currently living on a farm in Southern Ohio. Where in Southern Ohio? Frankfurt, which is near Chilacoffee. It's very small. So tell us a bit what prompted you to explore SM's sexuality. I saw this program on television when I was three years old, and it was Boys Town, and these guys were walking around in a duck waddle, and I said that's hot. That was really hot. And later on somebody got put in a cell, and I thought that was really cool. So I started doing, having a set of fantasies that sort of ruined that age, and I knew there was no role models for this. So I really didn't tell anyone. Tell us a little bit about those fantasy scenes that you had as a child. You know when I was little, I thought about stuff like machines. I didn't know anything about sex, but I did know a lot of my imagination about SM. So a lot of my fantasies at that time were machines doing things instead of people doing things. For example?  Interesting stuff like that, sort of like, you know, the mouse trap game, you know, with a ball move from ear to ear to ear to ear. And so machines were doing things rather than people, which shows you where a three-year-old is at, which was not... Well, I didn't know about role models. Did you know anybody else was like this except for me? So tell us a little bit about networking with others during your journey. How did that benefit you in your SM journey? When I was in eighth grade, I saw a magazine and the magazine was called I, and it sort of implied that there were dirty old men in Times Square that, you know, had... that there was SM in Times Square for dirty old men. So I thought, oh, well, maybe there's no whether women besides me like this, but there are dirty old men if I could ever get to Times Square.  And then I really ought to find a community out there. So that's when I decided that I was going to find a community. I went to the library. I got a book on SM by Weinberg and there was an essay in there by Clefia, now Patrick. And I wrote Patrick and I said, so there are women into this, yeah? And Patrick says, yeah, but, you know, you got to get either Boston or San Francisco to get to a support group. So that's what I did. I drove for a one-hour support group meeting, 17 hours from Columbus, Ohio to Boston to Euronia. And this woman was so neat to me and I came home and I decided I was going to start a group in Columbus, Ohio. And I told absolutely everyone I knew that I was SM and then I was starting this group. And people's draws dropped. And I got told that it would be better to have a book at the local feminist bookstore saying that Hitler was right. Then have Samua's book, you know, Coming to Power. And I kind of knew that I was fine because I'd been like this since three years old, so I had a fairly good self-concept. So I knew that there was nothing wrong with me, but that was daunting. And if I hadn't had that self-concept, I might have, like, scurried back in the closet. But instead, I decided before the students to recover our rose, and that was in 1984. And believe me, we did not know what we were doing. I've done solo for lots of years, so I had more experience than anybody else in the club. But, you know, this was the first time I'd ever tried it out on other people, which was what I really wanted to do. I did get women to fall for this. People started telling other people, there's this girl who's an SM and really I need her, you know. So we had a club called Briar Rose, and it was really great.  And you know why? It was because I was reading Larry Townsend. Yeah. You know, I was reading Larry Townsend's book. That's what there was out for me, and I thought, this is how they do SM. And I was like, I'm going to get all of it. And so it became very important to have those women to start making those contacts, and then we got this little letter in the mail. A little letter that said, there's going to be a march on Washington in 87. Would you like to come to the SM convention? And it was signed Barry Douglas. And they thought, who is this Barry Douglas? And why is he throwing this party for us? And so I thought, I'm going to call him up, and I'm going to say, yeah. And so where's the hotel? Where do we start partying? I didn't know the community wasn't quite there yet. But I called Barry Douglas, and the first, because I've been pretty good at getting phone numbers. And he says, how did you get my number? Well, of course, by the 93 march on Washington, I was working with Barry as the co-person doing logistics. And so we started in 88 to form a National Letter Association. So for those who aren't particularly familiar, tell us about the National Letter Organization. What was it in its original incarnation? Originally, it was meant to be an organization of organizations. So in other words, every single letter club in the entire United States wanted to be a member and set members.  I know Jim Richards was there, he was just shaking his head. Tony Gauze was there shaking his head. Well, what went on in Dallas?   Well, after the whole weekend was over, there were only a few unscathed people left to form this committee. You know, to run this, to start this organization.  So at the time, it was going to be an organization of organizations. But for people who were in places where there were no organizations, we kind of thought, well, we also need to have individuals involved. And there were people who didn't want individuals involved, they wanted only organizations. And eventually, in a way, drove into being more of an individual organization with chapters, rather than being an organization of organizations. And there still isn't an organization of organizations. But to some extent, the internet has filled that contact void that was not, you know, that there was that void prior to the internet of how organizations got melded together to actually do anything. And at the time, we felt terribly pressured to coalesce into some kind of unified factor because we felt that we were politically at risk that people might actually, and people were actually getting arrested, Thunderhead and Boston, Spanner in England, that people were getting arrested. And we really felt like we needed to do something before that ended up becoming widespread and that we all ended up in jail. Well, you were the National Leather Association's first chairperson for domestic violence. Please tell us about that role. We had problems over the years with submissives wondering is what my top doing team really is. And, you know, sometimes if we had newbies that didn't know, you know, they got into trouble. And we personally got tired of driving into another city, extricating somebody and driving into another city and getting them set up. And we started thinking Pat Cliff here wrote an essay about ethics and what was going on with domestic violence in the Ascend community. And NLA said, we really have to be up front about this because of who we are. This is really important for our members. And just for the general public to understand who we are and who we are not. So we get together and I wrote a statement on domestic violence and the entire national group, which at that time was very large because a lot of organizations were still in it, hammered this thing out. Over hours and hours, we came up with a statement of domestic violence which has now been used in court proceedings. It's now been translated into many languages. It's been, you know, published in a book by Simon and Schuster. It got very wide coverage, to say the least. And I think that it's meant the difference to a lot of people and our club still has a very strong organization to try to get out the word about what the difference is between Ascend and domestic violence. In your opinion, what is the difference? Consent is a big thing. And we also believe that, you know, you're afraid on a Wednesday night and then later on Saturday when nothing violent is happening, you're asked to get consent. It still is not really consent on Saturday because of what happened on Wednesday. So consent is not just what happens that day but it's an overall relationship what's happened before. You can get consent if you're afraid. Not really. What positions have you held in the NLA? You've had several. I think all told except for about a six-month period I was on the board for probably 13, 14 years and then included being treasurer at a time when we had a treasurer abscond with $17,000. And this is something we do want other clubs to know this can happen to you. It happened to us. It's really shocking when it happens. So I was treasurer for about four years to solve that buckle and then I was on the board, just in general on the board. And then I was also a co-chair president. What do they call us, Mark? Head of Home Shows. Wisdom Keepers Co-Chairs. Chief Cooking Bottom Washer. Hi, Mucky Buck. Hi, Mucky Buck. Our original setup was we had a female co-chair and a male co-chair. But so many people transitioned because we had a gender there on our terms so we just had to not be able to do more. You got dug. I need a second after that one. When we spoke earlier, you mentioned that there was actually a time in your life when you were so busy with things going on that you didn't even have time to get laid. Tell us about that. I mean, if you're in one of these organizations and you're running all this stuff and you're going to all these meetings, you really, if you want to have sex, you've got to schedule it and that's between the co-chairs meeting and the, you know, the global chapter meeting. And your girlfriend is saying, okay, look, we can stop at this rest stop and we're going to the next place. No one matters if you do that. You know, the portable vibrate in the plug-in your car became very cool. Well, tell us a bit about the NLA's death pendant workshop. That was fascinating for me to hear. We have panel with, I don't know, I think it was on Tony DuBois and a guy that was an extroversal witness and I'm not going to name his name because I'm not sure if he wants to, he wants to know that he's on that panel but I can feel how the extroversal witnesses are those folks get told by their parents that, you know, they're going to dig a grave for you and you're going to be pushed in and no need to go to college. And so no wonder he sort of was on that panel and they started talking about edge play and in this edge play people were talking about doing scenes that could involve death and that they don't really take that risk and I think the NLA was always very open to still discussing and putting out in the open topics like breath play and self-hanging and auto-erotic play, excruciation play and I think we always felt that it was very important to talk about that because if you don't talk about it people who are doing it, believe me people who are doing it are going to go underground and then there are not going to be other people who can talk to them about fail safes and of course there are no fail safes but to be a little bit safer and I know that from the years after that workshop people called it the death panel but in truth when we're talking about something really important which is why are you playing and I'm going to turn for myself that a good scene was a scene that you could repeat and therefore kind of be there in order to repeat it but on the other hand I know that there are people who play on the edge and what we need to say and believe me I love people that I know that play on the edge I love them very much and we say look you have a kid you get term insurance or three times your salary don't you ever go do this it would be like yes get a second to be with you when you do it well that's heavy how did the NLA benefit to spanner kings in the united kingdom well in 1993 March on Washington Barry Douglas came over to me and he always wanted me to be over to you and says he needs to talk to you what it is and Barry came this is the man who believed that the N's justified the means as long as it was for other people's rights it was okay to do even if you maybe got trampled in the process like he can underneath it I only have to talk to you about something and I was somebody to introduce you to and I said okay and out came this man Kellen Farshay who had a magenta mohawk up to here more piercings than I had ever seen in my whole life all over his body and you know I looked at Kellen and I said let's go talk over here tell me what's up Kellen and he starts telling me about spanner where a private party was busted up both the bottoms and the tops were arrested by the police in England and there was nothing that even required medical attention and these guys were put in prison they got put in prison for being a even if they consented they were put in prison and this is what I'm really worried about that we were headed for another stone wall that I was going to have to stand at the barricades and throw rocks and I was willing to do that if one of my friends got put in prison I was willing to go bring the cake with the saw and I said Kellen what do you need? and he says we're going to take this to the European Court of Appeals to see if they can overthrow this I said how much money do you need? he says we need 140,000 and I said Kellen the United States we will try to get you half of that and the sky the scary man with all these piercings and this mohawk leans over and kisses me very lightly on the forehead and says thank you and I'm certainly everybody I knew everybody I made pamphlets I sent letters I called people up and clubs got very interested New York was very strong in their interest a lot of clubs a lot of money a lot of clubs did fundraisers and we did not raise half but we raised $55,000 from Michael Horowitz and in the middle of it we got the industry international involved I went to the industry and I said here's what the problem is he said yeah we had to explain breadcourt to the industry international I said yes they took us out on the board and they hammered you in and this was hard to do so we talked to the industry international and their British part of the industry international did talk to the government there and say we are watching you and what you do with this so for two or three years we went to the embassy we went to all the embassy meetings and we decided in Chicago at Living and Lother to march and pick at the British embassy and that's what we did Chuck Higgins we got pickets went out to the British embassy and they knew we were there we did eventually some of the guys got out and then more got out and finally all of them were out but it's a shame that any of them spent a day in prison I think all of that can happen again anyway what would be your ultimate SMC oh okay well I'm very Victorian but I do like sexual service and I get very hot playing with my partner I I really really enjoy I enjoy anything that gives a thud or a whack I it's got to make a lot of sound I don't know what's going to happen when I go deaf but I really like the sound involved and after I make a lot of noise with somebody I really like being in a sling and having somebody who knows how to use a strap on and I've got my sling range on the chain by you know tape colored tape as to how you hang it which links for which positions for which sex act for my pleasure organization that works what's been your greatest SMC failure I had a person actually faint on me fortunately she was kneeling so it wasn't too far to go down but you know I really understood that when people get sexually excited their temperature goes up and it's hot in the room already it's a bad combination and from then on I bought lots of panic stamps what does mentoring mean to you measuring means if you don't want to get burnt out you'd better find somebody to replace you and in every case what happens is you earn your leather so part of mentoring was you took something under your wing and you showed in the ropes and I always loved movies to the group because they didn't have any preconceived notions about what SM was supposed to be so then I could do whatever I wanted with them but mentoring meant you took somebody under your wing you brought them into the language as well as what the activity was they earned leather from you you kept them out of the clutches of bad girlfriends or bad friends or whatever and you saw them along with this process and it wasn't just that they had to be your lover because when I first came into the scene there were no women or straight organizations in my area so it was really important for me to be connected with gay men because they were there to support you when you had questions like what is the mind shaft in New York all about are there really big bathtubs lining the hallways so you think they're the ones telling you that's what the mind shaft is all about stories what advice do you have for community novices I think that the best thing to do if you're a novice is get in with a club and get in a group and NLA would be such a club but there are other clubs like that and if there's no club in your area NLA you can always help you start a club because when you're in a club and you're meeting other people then you're able to see whether or not that person has any friends and whether or not they have a sense of humor and when you can play in a group and you're not in a hotel and get left with nothing even your wallet gone club, very important I've heard that you have a collection of the leather equipment in museums with its history project please tell us a bit about that well I have so much stuff and every year boxes and boxes in the archives where I'm sure they're probably still sitting but when I get retired I intend on going leaving my brother's house in Chicago for some time and go through all this material but there are so many neat leather women of the past including Jan Lyon and Sasha Hyatt and people that I would really like us not to forget so you quoted Tony DeBlas when we spoke and he said something about leather community history what did he say to you? he said when we submit stuff to the archives put in the good, bad, and the ugly because that's how it happened and as you know there are seven sins of samasicism and one of them is dirty because and it's all there we didn't censor it so tell us a bit about your professional work I put books together that people still remember all day what's the worst thing you've ever read? the absolute worst thing that I ever read was a book that I did on a lady that channeled people from 250,000 years ago and it wasn't until the end of the book that I realized that she was talking to these ghosts and not a real person that you can explain that to the end of the book and I didn't think that was very clear so I said you've got to move that up to the process that these are ghosts not real people that you're talking to throughout the whole book you wrote a guide and you created this guide and it came just to SF people with businesses so tell us a bit about that I'm working on a guide that would be for anyone who wanted to patronize a business that wasn't particularly a leather business for instance I put together books and if you had a book together that you wanted to put together I could do that for you and you wouldn't have to worry about what the material was like because I understand how to edit it but I think it's very personal that are particularly in leather businesses they might be in real estate they might be in medicine and I would really like our business to stay within our community whenever possible and there wasn't really a guide out there Trevor Jacques has a good one Altered Sources for different kinds of leather businesses but I'm working on this one that's really not for leather businesses and your work as an AIDS activist when I first got into the gay community I wanted to find SM women and some of along the way I found gay men who treated me and my daughter like we were queens which we've never had that experience before I actually thought there was biologically something missing in men about empathy and I realized that gay men have what all men really have which is empathy but I didn't realize that that was possible and they said oh it's possible Jean it's just how you're socialized and we're socialized differently we know how to delve into our feelings well I got to be such good friends with them and I lost 75% of my friends during the 80s and I was really determined that I was going to get involved in fight so in the early 80s in about 84-85 I joined the Columbus States Task Force and did a lot of public speaking but especially got into women's issues we spoke to the suburban house at nice medical centers at the suburbs but we also did a Clean Your Works program where we based an entire AIDS awareness program off of a group in Tucson where we taught all the prostitutes of a particular area called Short North out of Columbus and there were at least 250 women working in this area if you can believe it it was a small area we based all our work with them off of a Tucson program where we gave them the education and the Johns knew that these were the women that were educated and so they started patronizing the women that we were educated this was really good we also did a Clean Your Works program Save Sex at the prison so I would go two floors underground and I had a partner working with me and we would teach the women mostly who were there because of prostitution and drug use it precipitously had clean needles but that was a little on the scary side but the women at the prison who took a stand there who were the special issues in the uniforms they were really hot so made it worth your while and leave this to you what do you feel is the biggest misconception about you? I don't know if people really say that I look like Cookie Andrews Hunt and Cookie if you'll see her she's on a hey any special about the hillside strangler up there because one of our NLA people got killed by the hillside strangler in Seattle she's on there arguing for better protection of sex workers but Cookie was this lady who kind of lay on the weeds and she was so normal looking they kind of you know older and kind of on the frumpy side and she would go to these Christian right like she was like one of them and do the spy work about what they were up to you know and then come back and say well they're planning a you know rally here really and I think that the people who know me I'm called Cookie and I lay on the weeds a little bit but a lot of other people don't know that they don't really know who I am um yeah but it's at some point when you can ask directly are you a sadomasochist I don't care who you're talking to you do say yes there we go Janet would like to thank you that concludes the formal portion of the interview today


when you're in unity with your horse or when you're harmonizing and the harmony is letting them know they're doing the correct thing. It's not about quitting riding and just sitting there and looking pretty. What it is about is having that body feel of that canter if they started speeding up. I would need to sit against the motion a little bit and I'd need to start bouncing that ball back underneath me to bring them back. And then the minute that they were at that five canter again, I'm going to bounce it straight up and down right there. So the body feel, it incorporates the rhythm. So in the canter, it's the one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three. So I'm still maintaining that rhythm. It also, the body feel incorporates the energy within that rhythm. So is it lively? Are we really moving? Or is it slow and contained and collected?


Dr. Joy Brown. I think one key reason is that Jews tend to feel really good about themselves. I've never met a Jew who feels burdened by sin.  And often, they'll you know, ask for more, right?  They'll say, Hey, no, not me, not me 40. I'm a great sinner. Right. I grew up out there. I'd read as a lot of people around me were just burdened by sin. They didn't tend to feel great about themselves. Jews tend to have a very high self esteem. Lucy's thinking and over her heart that Lucy will say things like, Well, you know, we didn't always agree on everything, but, but mostly the phrase we didn't agree about everything implies that like she was in on this relationship too. Well, sort of, although we didn't agree on everything, you know, she had some beliefs that I didn't believe in. She just didn't know. There's no we. I guess you're right. I look in your face and like I said that and your feelings looked really hurt. And I suddenly thought sort of bad. No, don't feel bad. I mean, I guess my relationship with Dr. Joy Brown is at the intersection of incredibly light hearted and really, really deep seated and emotional for me. So this is the missing part of this segment. They should have explored the nature of parasocial relationships. Why did Ira glasses friend Lucy? Why was she obsessed with Dr. Joy Brown? Why was I obsessed with Dennis Prager? It's because broken people like me, like Lucy, we encounter often public figures who make us feel better, make us feel whole, who we just feel like if we could just listen more to them or be more like them, that we could overcome our problems and become normal. And this is the fertile ground that this segment completely misses out on. Why? It's not accidental that she became obsessed with Joy Brown. Like healthy people don't become obsessed with radio psychologists like Joy Brown or Dennis Prager. Right? It's a symptom, right? Most of our problems or most of our issues are symptoms of much deeper problems and issues that we don't want to look at. So we just get obsessed with the symptom. Like a radio call in show, psychologists, you know, it's low stakes, right? Except for it's not really because people call in with real problems. And so with her, the relationship sits right in the middle of the So 99% of people can listen to Joy Brown and not become obsessed with Joy Brown. 99% of people can listen to Dennis Prager, not become obsessed with Dennis Prager. 99.99% of people can listen to Luke Ford and not become obsessed with Luke Ford. If you become obsessed with some, you know, public figure who does a live stream or a podcast or news radio show, that's because it's something incredibly broken in you and their presence there, your parasocial relationship with this person fills an incredible void in your soul. But that's only a delusion, right? You still have a lot of very difficult internal rearrangement work to fill the hole in your soul so that you don't go down this route unexamined. So I have a problem. I speak to frankly. And so it can be very painful on Shabbat. It can be very painful on Jewish holidays when I see what seems like all my friends going somewhere. And I am not invited. And it can be particularly painful if I used to be invited and was invited for years, but I'm no longer invited.  I hurt people. I bothered people. I involuntarily insulted people.  I was just a joke. And I had no idea I was just feeling happy and making jokes. But my jokes were deeply painful and hurtful to other people. And I do this again and again and again and again. And so a normal person might say, well, just stop doing this. All right. But I do this because it comes out of probably my greatest character flaw, lack of consideration for other people and for myself. I showed a lack of consideration for my own well-being by repeatedly making, you know, inappropriate jokes at places that should be sacred and precious to me.  But why do I do this? Right? It's the character defect. Yeah, of lack of consideration. But then what's underneath that character defect of lack of consideration? And what's underneath that are gaping psychic wounds from essentially growing up for years without a mother and looking to fill that hole in my soul that void in my psyche by getting attention. And so I have developed as an attention seeking missile. And so I just toss things off without, you know, even thinking about the consequences, what I'm doing without thinking about the consequences to my own well- being let alone other people. But you know, just trying to address these careless remarks is not going to cut it. And just trying to address the character defect that they come out of lack of consideration for myself and others. That's not going to get it done.  But what's going on is that I have to address the gaping hole in my soul. But I walk around often with gaping psychic wounds that are just bleeding all over the place. And the way I've learned to live my life is by distracting myself from these gaping wounds.  And they keep trying to make you laugh. Because that distracts them from all the blood that's like pouring out of their side. You would not find that tasteful, right? You would find that disturbing and troubling. And you might say to that person, Hey, you need to go to the hospital. Let me call 911 right now, you've got a gaping wound. And what if the person was like me and they said, Oh, now I'm fine.  And then I'll be off to ignore my gaping psychic wound. So I'm 57 years of age and I've spent probably, you know, 52 years going through life trying to get people to laugh at my jokes so that I could then be distracted from all the blood that's pouring out of me, you know, on the ground and splashing and, you know, just making a mess everywhere I go. So unless I address that this this gaping psychic wound this this hole in my soul that's just pouring out my blood over everybody and everything that I touch, right? Nothing's gonna get it done. And so I have to achieve an internal rearrangement of myself so that I feel at ease with myself that I basically feel okay between me and God between me and reality between me and myself and my closest friends, because when I'm at ease with myself, right, I don't need to act out to get unnecessary amounts of attention or, you know, maladaptive amounts of attention. When I can calm down, be at ease with myself when I can staunch those psychic wounds, right, then I can be calm and I can be vulnerable. I tend to go through life with a cynical hard cutting exterior.  And to talk them into wound them, because that distracts me from my gaping psychic wounds, but that's not an adaptive path for me to go through life. Right? Now, I found methods and techniques and practices and communities and people that enable me to calm down and staunch my psychic wounds. But there's no so far at age 57, there's no permanent solution to them, right? Unless I pay attention to them and deal with them through prayer, through meditation, through 12 step work, through having sponsors, through journaling, right? Through maybe psychotherapy has helped.  And this is what's going on with Ira Glass's friend Lucy as well, who's become obsessed with Dr. Joy Brown.  Yeah. Lucy is so in tune with what Dr. Joy Brown would say in any situation that sometimes when friends and family turn to her for advice, she just doles out whatever she thinks Dr. Joy Brown would say. Like when her aunt was in a relationship where So I would go to Dennis Prager talks and there'd be 40 people crowded around Dennis Prager and they'd all want to get their answer, you know, their question answered or even during public question and answer periods with Dennis Prager. Dennis would sometimes say, Oh, look, there's the answers to this, because I so knew Dennis Prager's thought. And so I was always willing to dispense to people, you know, what Dennis Prager thought about this or that, because I knew him so thoroughly.  Because it distracted me from all the blood that was pouring out of my soul. He was not getting what she wanted. Very unhappy, feeling awful. And I said to her that, you know, think about what the relationship is like now. Think if you knew you were never going to get any more than this, and you were never going to get any less than this out of the situation, would you stay or go? And if you would


Hi and welcome to the session. Today we will learn about composition of functions and invertible functions. First of all let us see what is composition of functions.  Let us take one example. Here we are given the function f from r to r defined as f of x is equal to 8x q and the function g from r to r defined as g of x is equal to x to the power 1 by 3. We need to find f o g and g o f and we need to show that f o g is not equal to g o f. So first of all let us find g o f of x this will be equal to g of f of x equal to g of f of x is 8x q. So here we will get 8x q. Now g of 8x q will be equal to 8x q to the power 1 by 3 and this will be equal to 2x. Now let us find out f o g of x so this will be equal to f of g of x to f of g of x is x to the power 1 by 3. So f of x to the power 1 by 3 will be equal to 8 into x to the power 1 by 3 whole q. So this is equal to x is equal to 2x and f o g of x is equal to 8x. So from here we can say that f o g is not equal to g o x move on to invertible function. A function is defined invertible a function g from y to g o f is equal to identity function on set A is equal to identity function on set. The function is called the inverse of function f and is denoted by inverse. Also if the function f is invertible then the function f must be 1 1 also conversely the function f is 1 1 then the function f must be invertible. Let's take one example here we are given the function f from n to high defined as f of x is equal to 4x plus 5 where y is the same thing to n such that y is equal to 4x plus 5 for some x belonging to n to show that f is invertible. So for this consider an arbitrary element y of belongs to the set y that means x is equal to y minus 5 upon f of x so this will be equal to g of f of x is 4x plus 5 so this will be 4x plus 5 of y is equal to y minus 5 upon 4. So here we will get y minus 5 upon and this will be equal to 5 upon 4 is equal to the identity function on set n the function on set that the function f is invertible thus is equal to the function g. Thus in this session we have learnt composition of functions and invertible functions. With this we finish this session hope you must have understood all the concepts goodbye take care and have a nice day.


Item number, SCP-009, Object Class, Euclid, Special Containment Procedures. Object is to be contained within a sealed storage tank of heat-resistant alloy with dimensions not less than 2 meters by 2 meters by 2 meters. Under no circumstances should SCP-009 be exposed to temperatures in excess of 0 degrees Celsius when not undergoing testing, and no water-based solutions shall be allowed within 30 meters of the object's containment area. Object's chamber is to be fitted with temperature sensors, which must be monitored at all times, and is to be kept refrigerated by no fewer than three redundant cooling units. Any malfunction of sensors or of coolant systems is to be reported and repaired immediately. If at any time the temperature in the containment area climbs above negative 5 degrees Celsius, the chamber is to be locked down and flooded with coolant until temperatures return to safe levels, negative 30 degrees Celsius to negative 25 degrees Celsius. Containment area is to be kept in total vacuum during testing, and personnel interacting with SCP-009 must wear full environmental protection gear. Following testing, all equipment, personnel, and other materials must undergo dehydration procedures and be quarantined for no less than 12 hours. Any moisture found displaying properties of SCP-009 is to be quarantined and added to the containment area as soon as possible. Living organisms found to be contaminated by SCP-009 are to be terminated by chemical desiccation and extracted molecules of SCP-009 added to containment. Description, SCP-009 is approximately one of the leaders of a substance which superficially resembles distilled water, H2O, except with a distinct bright red hue. This red hue is discernible in all phases and serves as the most expedient method of identifying contaminated matter before its anomalous properties manifest. In contrast to mundane water, SCP-009 assumes a liquid phase at temperatures between negative 100 degrees Celsius and 0 degrees Celsius, and a solid state above those temperatures. At temperatures below negative 100 degrees Celsius, SCP-009 vaporizes into a gaseous phase similar to steam. Examinations of the atomic structure of SCP-009 have proved inconclusive. The substance appears to be identical to normal water molecules, with the exception of... in contrast to standard laws of enthalpy. Dr. Sightman, its resident expert on xenospatial physics, suggests that SCP-009 may originate in a universe with alternate physical laws. The most hazardous property of SCP-009, however, is its ability to contaminate normal H2O. When in contact with any aqueous solution, SCP-009 will, through unknown mechanisms, transfer its anomalous properties to other objects and creatures. Testing is shown incapable of assimilating ice, steam, tea, fruit juice, seawater, blood, and data expunged. The time it takes for this process to occur varies depending on temperature and the exact chemical composition of affected matter, and had been observed as taking between three minutes and... hours. Experiments on D-class personnel have illustrated the process of conversion by the substance, which has been found to follow a consistent pattern. 1. Initial exposure. Subject is exposed to SCP-009, and it begins assimilating any moisture present on the exposed surface. Creatures in this stage do not commonly notice any unusual symptoms except for a slight warming sensation. 2. Surface conversion. Frost begins to form on the exposed area as the heat produced by the subject and SCP-009 itself raises its temperature above zero degrees Celsius. This stage can take anywhere from one minute to f***ing hours, during which time subjects begin to feel f***ing crystals from the epidermis. 3. Deep tissue conversion. Exponential increase in temperature of SCP-009 causes runaway reaction throughout subjects' body, resulting in actual blood loss as minimal due to ice crystals allowing subjects to remain alive and conscious for up to f***ing hours. 4. Data expunged. Testing on D-class personnel was discontinued as a 423-2000 b***h. 5. Addendum. Circumstances of retrieval. Subject was found in b***h, Alaska, on November 5th, 19 b***h. The foundation became involved after reports were obtained from the native b***h tribe, who came across the mangled bodies of a team of seal hunters, which had apparently been shipwrecked kilometers from the village. All victims were found encased in red ice. Cause of death recorded is internal bleeding, though closer examination found f***ing. It is surmised that the low ambient temperatures in the area retarded the freezing process. This prolonged the time to total conversion by b***h hours, and allowed the victims to remain conscious until data expunged. Origin of SCP-009 is currently unknown. Investigation into similar events or materials in the area is ongoing. Evidence at the scene suggests possibly involving SCP-009-C Exploration Log A-009-1 for details. Exploration Log November 5th, 19 b***h. Situation report. Mobile Task Force Beta-7, the HAZ Matters, was deployed to recovery site to catalog and safely retrieve samples of SCP-009 for transport to site Agent B***h Bryce, MTFB-7, made a visual inspection of the area and noted three bodies, all male, between the ages of f*** and 40 years. Dr. B***h, also on site, surmised from the relative position of subjects that Mr. B***h, age 32, hereafter referred to as subject zero, was the origin point of f***. Subsequent subjects are presumed to have been exposed to SCP-009 while attempting to help subject zero back to the wreckage of the boat. During standard perimeter sweep, Agent B***h Hughes located what appeared to be humanoid tracks leading northeast. After brief deliberation, a three-man team consisting of Agent Hughes, Whitmore, and Cassidy was dispatched to investigate potential security breach. Begin log, 642-43 EST. Agent Hughes, we've found something controlled. It's a cave, the tracks lead inside. Control, copy Hughes. What do you see? Hughes. Looks like a crack in the ice. It's maybe a meter tall. The opening's not very wide. Agent Whitmore, cat, we got a body. Unidentified shuffling noises are heard. Control, we didn't copy Hughes. Repeat. Hughes, there's a subject here, Control. Frozen in the skip. Mail, about 15. Looks like he was trying to crawl away from something. There's a spear gun here. Also frozen. It's been fired. Control, any signs of trauma? Agent Cassidy. Without touching him, I can't be sure. But it looks like he was stabbed by something. See how he's gripping his chest here? Right where this spike is growing out. He might have been attacked. Hughes, did you hear her, Control? Control, affirmative. Tag the coordinates for recovery and proceed into the cave. Whitmore, were you using live fire, Captain? Hughes, there might be hostiles. So yes, but keep them in single shot mode. Don't want the guns getting too hot. Cassidy, good call. Don't want to end up like this guy. Whitmore, unintelligible. That's for sure. Agents ready their weapons and proceed. Approximately two minutes pass. Whitmore, unintelligible. Control, please repeat Hughes, we didn't copy. Hughes, it's, there's a chamber in here, Control. I'd say five or six meters in diameter. It's filled with red ice. In the middle, there's a pool. Looks about three meters wide. Depth unknown. Cassidy, the f***ing cap. Screams are heard. Gunfire. Control. Hughes, come in. Are there hostiles? There is a brief pause.  Negative Control, just Jesus, a f***ing polar bear. It's dead. There's dozens of bodies here. Not human. I see a few seals, a snow fox and a, what the hell? Whitmore. The f*** is that? Cassidy. No, no, no, no. Oh God. Control. Hughes, do you copy? Hughes. Cassidy found a, um, a spider, a giant spider. There was a pause during which shuffling and hard breathing are heard. Control. Is it alive? What do you mean by giant? Hughes. I mean f***ing huge control, at least a meter leg span. It's frozen. Wait, no. I don't see anything inside. It almost looks like it's made of this stuff. Cassidy, unintelligible. Not possible. We're nowhere close to Germany. Whitmore. What? What about Germany? Cassidy. Captain. I'm pretty sure that's 3023. Control. Repeat, Captain. Hughes. Cassidy said the spider is SCP-3023 control. There was a pause. Control. That's not possible, Hughes. Why would she think that? Cassidy, voice elevated. I'm sure, Control. I've worked with 3023. It's an instant made of Skip 9. Whitmore. Wait, what's 3023? Control. That is classified. Agent Cassidy, you are to speak no more of this. If the specimen is destroyed, there is no reason to worry about it. Please continue your search. Cassidy, mumbly. But how the f*** did it get here? Hughes. We copy, Control. Cassidy, sweep the perimeter. See if there's any side tunnels. Cassidy, but Hughes. That's an order. Cassidy, unintelligible. Hughes. Check these corpses. See if there's any humans. Whitmore. On it. Control. Agent Hughes. How deep is the pool you mentioned? Hughes. Can't see the bottom. God. I'm having SCP-354 flashbacks. This is not cool. Control. Focus, Captain. Is there anything nearby you can use to measure the depth? Hughes pauses. Well, the spider has a spear sticking out of it. Control. Can you safely retrieve it? Hughes. The suit should protect me, right? Control. All the same. Try not to touch the affected material. Hughes. Alright. I've got it. Should work. Looks to be about 1.5 meters long. Control. Copy that, Hughes. Proceed with caution. There was a pause. Hughes. Well, it's definitely more than a meter deep. I could go further, but I'd have to get my hand closer to that stuff. Suit or no suit. I'd prefer not to do that. Control. Affirmative, Captain. We'll dispatch some D-class with gear to test that out. Continue your search. Hughes. Copy that. Well, I guess I'm… Cassidy. Voice distant. Captain. Hughes. Stand by, Control. What is it, Cassidy? Cassidy. Voice distant. I think you're going to want to see this, sir. I think I know where the spider came from. Hughes. Control. I'm going deeper in the cave. Control. Affirmative. Proceed. Approximately 1 minute of boots crunching on ice in packed snow. Hughes. Oh, that's not good. Control. What do you see, Captain? Hughes. An aperture. About a meter in diameter. It's covered in this stuff. Cassidy. 10 seconds of silence. Hughes. Report. Control. Do you have a visual of Agent Cassidy? Hughes. No. Shit. She must have gone inside. Control. Please remain calm. Describe this aperture. Hughes. I, uh, it just looks like a tunnel, but there's no ice past the mouth. Red or otherwise. That can make out a dim light coming from somewhere inside. Might be Cassidy's torch. Control. Is there anything else unusual? Hughes. Cassidy. Cassidy. Control. Captain Hughes. Please respond. Is there anything else unusual about the tunnel? Hughes. Yeah, it's, it's wet. The walls are and the floor. There's a puddle about a meter down. Shit. It's, the puddle is red. A few minutes of breathing and shuffling noises. Hughes. Control. Did you get that? Control. Affirmative. Stand by. 30 seconds of breathing, followed by approaching footsteps. Whitmore. Yo, what's up? Where's Cassidy? Hughes. She went in there. Whitmore. Yo, Cassidy. Hollow back, girl. 30 seconds of silence. Hughes. Unintelligible. Control. I'm going in there. Control. Negative Hughes. We're rerouting a team of D-Class for recovery.  Hughes. Whitmore. Whoa, hold up. Take it easy. Control. You have your orders, Hughes. I don't think I need to remind you. Data expunged. 45 seconds of silence. Hughes. Copy control. Let's go. End log. Addendum, November 9th, 19... After initial report and retrieval of specimens, it was confirmed that the arachnoid entity found by MTFB7 was indeed a previously unknown instance of SCP-3023. Investigation has revealed the instance originated in... as a result of data expunged. Addendum, December 6th, 19... After repeated inquiries, it should be noted that the portion of coastline upon which the initial victims were found was barren rock, approximately... meters from the seashore, and was sufficiently dry and cold to prevent significant contamination of the surrounding area. Had the site been closer to the water, there is little doubt an extinction level event would have ensued. Consideration of upgrading SCP-009 to Keter-Class under review. Addendum, December 16th, 2000... Supercooling of SCP-009 for the purposes of experimentation is disallowed until further notice. Personnel are advised that liquid nitrogen is only to be used on the subject in controlled amounts and only until temperatures have reached acceptable levels. Related note, possible application of SCP-009 in cold fusion research pending evaluation. Memo from O5 Command, January 9th, 2000... We've decided to keep this thing euclid for now. We understand the concerns raised, but as long as you keep the power on and nobody goes near its containment area, there shouldn't be a problem. That's why we're keeping it in sight... after all. As for the cold fusion research, we're putting a pin in that for now. Frankly, we don't have it in the budget for another snafu like Sightman. The salvage team still hasn't found Dr. White's... Cross-Testing Report, 9507 F-23. The following experiment record was recovered via a chance occurrence of SCP-507 shifting into a universe in which the described test was carried out using SCP-107. The applicability of the reported findings to our own universe is pending review. Input, 10 milliliters of SCP-009. Result, red snow fell in test area for 27 minutes with moderate intensity. Grass growing in test area began runaway reaction, which ended with entire area being frozen within minutes. Notably, anti-anthropathic reaction of SCP-009 did not extend past the effective radius of SCP-107 for reasons still under investigation. Non-grass plants in area turned bright red in color, greatly expanded and mutated to display cyan-colored tentacles similar to those of species Drosera copensis. Musilage produced by these tentacles later found to be tiny beads of SCP-009. How the plant is able to survive with SCP-009 integrated into its cell structure is currently under investigation, with preliminary hypothesis being the plant is a reflection of flora from the substance's native universe. Lesson complete. If you missed the previous orientation, go watch SCP-008 Zombie Plague right now. 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Hey Abbott, what time is it? It's time for the Abbott and Costello Show. We're on the air for ABC here in Hollywood. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go with the Abbott and Costello Show. Yes, it's the Abbott and Costello Show, produced and transcribed in Hollywood for your listening and laughing pleasure, with Chuckles with a Carload and music by Maddie Malek. So hold on to your chairs, folks, for here they are, but Abbott and Lou Costello. All right, all right, all right, all right. All right, stop yelling. What are you shivering about? What's the matter? It's cold here tonight, Abbott. Why don't you buy an electric blanket? Well, I have one, they're kind of tricky.  Why didn't you turn it over? I couldn't, I always sleep sunny side up. What have you got there in that pocket of yours? Ah, in that pocket of mine? What is it? What have I got? Princess Elizabeth sent me a picture of her new baby. Let me see it. Say, the baby is cute. They say it weighed eight pounds, Lou. Yeah, weighed eight pounds. And it will be the first pounds England ever raised without the help of the United States. Costello, why don't you get smart?   I have, you know, I've worked my way through Vassar. Vassar's a girl's school. Well, that will give you a rough idea of the kind of work I was doing.  Oh, you shouldn't say that. I was a smart kid at it. When I was four years old, I learned how to say daddy. At four years old, you could say daddy? Yes, and when I was 12, I learned to say it to my father instead of my mother. Costello, you need somebody to watch over you. Why don't you get married? Not me. When you get married, there's always that honeydew. You mean honeymoon? No, honeydew. After the marriage, it's honeydew to dishes, honeydew to laundry, honeydew to the house. Get him out of here! And there'll be much more of that terrific Abbott and Costello humor in a few seconds after we hear a special message from this gentleman. What are you so excited about? Boy, did we have trouble at my house last night. Somebody stole my Aunt May's purse with all her savings in it. It was $87. Oh, that's a shame. Any low down dirty thief that would do a thing like that ought to be shut. Costello, I'm sorry. Costello, you ought to find him and shoot him.  Why doesn't your uncle might get a job and stop loafing around the house, Lou? He's got a job at the California Highway Traffic Department and his plan will simplify transportation in Southern California. Well, what is his plan? Now, here it is and it's very simple. Everybody listen. First he's going to move Cucamonga to Azusa. Then he's going to move Azusa to Cucamonga. Now, suppose a man wants to go to Azusa and he's in Cucamonga. Then he stays home and he's in Azusa. I think that's very simple. But wait a minute. Suppose a man lives in Cucamonga and he wants to stay in Cucamonga. Abbott, who wants to stay in Cucamonga? Well, when does he start to work with the traffic department? Well, they're breaking him in now. He's stationed up on Mulholland Drive on Saturday night. He's got a sound truck and he hollers out traffic messages to the motors to keep the roads open. What kind of messages? Well, like this, he hollers, moochers and neckers pull over to the side of the road and let the married couples through.   Did you ever go to college? Did you ever go to high school? Did you ever go to grammar school? When he gets to kindergarten, have I got an answer for him? Did you ever go to kindergarten? No, and that's my answer. That, Castella, is the reason you are so sadly lacking in intelligence. Yes, but don't forget, what I lack in intelligence, I make up in the stupidity. Yeah.  Oh, yeah, my grandfather's a hundred and four years old and he's alive. Was he the oldest member of your family, Lou? I got a look on my motorcycle. My uncle Tom's is a Miss in Baltimore. He died at the age of 130. He did. 130. Do tell. Last week, we dug him up and you want to know something about it? Why? He looks better than you do right now. Yeah. Castella, that's a pretty old joke. Yes, and he was a pretty old man. Castella, I didn't know you came from a family of long livers. Are you kidding? My brother-in-law choked Kirk as a liver 30 feet long. You know, it's been a long, it's been a long time since I heard that joke. Yes, and that's a long liver. I forgot about your family. You'd better start worrying about yourself, Lou. You don't look so good. That's because I haven't been sleeping much lately. What do you mean? Every night, I have the same nightmare. I dreamed there's a guy chasing me with a long sharp knife. He chases me all the way up Sunset Boulevard to Santa Monica, over the mountains, right up to my house in North Hollywood. And that's been going on for the past two weeks. Oh, that's terrible. It is. You must be completely worn out. Well, I would be, but for one thing. What's that? Last night, I found a shortcut. Uncle Louie, hey, Uncle Louie. It's Abbott's nephew, folks. What do you want, Norman? Uncle Louie, I heard you say you couldn't sleep and I hope you get some sleep real soon. Because when you don't sleep, you get irritable. And when you're irritable, you get mad at me. And when you get mad at me, you'll cut my salary. And when you cut my salary, I won't be able to pay my rent. And if I can't pay my rent, they'll evict me. And if I haven't got any home, then I'll be a bum. And you can't expect my wife to live with a bum just because you can't sleep. Abbott, I'm telling you right here and now.  Why? I'll tell you why, because last week I got him a swell job. He wouldn't take it. He could have made a lot of money selling Santa and need a long underwear at half price. Well, how can they sell at half price? The factory forgot to put in a $2 window. I understand that you and Norman were over to my house last week while I was away. Yes. We built a new radio cabinet for your wife.  And when I tuned it on, I couldn't get any music, only loud talking. And for the past week, all I get is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Yes, it's a yes, it's a yes, it's a yes. Louie, Louie, did my wife like the cabinet? Not that you mention it. I haven't seen her since I sealed up the box. Mr. Costello, I'm studying radio at night at UCLA and there's one thing that I don't understand about radio. Well, friend, maybe we can help you. I have at night been making our living on radio for the last 10 years. Yeah, that's the one thing I can't understand. Now, enough is enough.  But why do they have to do that? Well, I don't mind you putting your relatives on a payroll. But why do they have to come in and bother me? Rock-a-bye, baby, in the treetop. Here, bud, have a cigar. Here, Louie, have a cigar. Rock-a-bye, baby, have a cigar, Malnik. Here, give all the boys in the band one, two. Rock-a-bye, baby. Hey, wait a minute.  Hey, Joe, why are you passing out cigars? I just got a call from the wife, bud. There's a pattern of little feet around my house. Everybody, have a cigar! Rock-a-bye, baby, in the treetop. Rock-a-bye, baby, in the treetop. I got it, I got it. Hello? Just a minute. It's for you, Joe. Thanks, Louie. You're welcome. Hello? Is that so? Yeah. Are you sure? Mm-hmm. Goodbye. All right, give back the cigars. Everybody, give back the cigars. But, Joe, Joe, what about the pattern of that pattern of little feet around the house? My wife just found out it's mice. That's another one of Abbot's relatives. Abbot, why don't you keep those Republican relations of yours out of here? Wait a minute. What makes you think my relations are Republican? There can't be that many Democrats out awake. I... Castella, why must you be so bitter towards my relatives? You should learn to be friendly with people. Don't you have any human interests? Only when I go to a burly show. What's a burly show got to do with human interests? Well, I'm human, and that's my interest. I... I mean, you should try to be more kind to people, even animals and birds and bees love each other. Why don't you get closer to nature and become a nature lover? I'm a nature lover. Well, if you are, then why do you spend all your time chasing girls? Well, that's my nature. Lover? Castella, why don't you stop chasing girls?  You want to let me handle your money and invest it for you. Why, you might wind up with a corner on steel selling cars or a corner on wheat selling flour. Oh, yeah, yeah. A corner on hollywood and vines selling apples. Well, that only proves that you have no sense of values. Now, which would you prefer?  I'll take the blonde. But the land I'm thinking of is on Wilshire Boulevard and has a beautiful front. The blonde I'm thinking of is on Wilshire Boulevard and has...you keep the land. Hello, boys. Well, leave it. This is not a little secretary. Hiya, girl. The olivar. Who? The olivar, not a little secretary. Well, Fioli, you look gorgeous tonight. How about you and me taking a ride in my car after the show? I found a new place to park. Really, a new place to park? Mm-hmm, up in the Hollywood Hills. A new place. You dummy, why, every guy in his brother parks up in the Hollywood Hills? They do not. I was up there last night and I looked in every car. And I wasn't one guy up there with his brother. Look here, Costello. I'll only go out with you on one condition. You'll have to treat me in the manner to which I'm accustomed. Before we park in the Hollywood Hills, you'll have to take me to a nightclub, buy me a bottle of champagne, a big juicy steak with mushrooms, and some crepe sousettes for dessert.  No, but my mother isn't trying to park with me in the Hollywood Hills. That's telling you, Viola. All right, Viola, if that's the way you feel about it, you don't have to go out with me. I live just a stone's throw from the YWCA. Oh, how do you know it's only a stone's throw? Because every time I yell, hey, girls, they throw stones at me. Costello, I think you better forget about going out with me. You don't really love me. I do too. Well, then why don't you do something to prove it, Lou? Okay, I will. Viola, for you I'll jump off the roof of this building. You will? I've got a better idea. To prove my love for you, I'll dive through a plate glass window. Wait a minute. I've got a better idea. I know what I'll do. I'll go out in the alley and back in this building and let a bus run over me. Costello, buses don't run in the alley. Why don't you go out on Sunset Boulevard? I'm kidding. A guy can get killed out there. Costello, you've got to get no place with Viola. She's a warm-blooded affectionate girl. Do you just don't know how to treat a Lou? No. Mr. Abbott is right, Costello. I have a very affectionate nature. I haven't noticed it. No? Well, come here.  Now while we take a 60-second in a mission, we'd like you to consider this. Now, ladies and gentlemen, all over the country, here's our singer, Hal Winters, with one of the top tunes of the country. There are no stars to shine. There's no such thing as time. There's no such thing as spring. We're sent from heaven. There's no such thing as spring. We're sent from heaven. There's no such thing as law. Look at the fan letters I got this week. All of them are about my Sam Shovel Detective mysteries. Listen to this one. Dear Lou Costello, I love your Sam Shovel Detective shows. Your humor is so light and greasy. It rolls me over like water off a duck's back. I'm coming to see you tonight. Mr. Costello, someone's here to see you. Who is it? A duck with water rolling off his back. Never mind him, Costello. What's your Sam Shovel Detective story about tonight? Well, Abbott, it's a lovely... it's a love triangle. A love triangle. I thought the case of the secretary who was shot while sitting on her boss's knee or she was on her last lap. Now you're talking, let's do it. I'm Sam Shovel Private Detective. Last night I captured a desperate criminal, Muggsy Murray. He tried to get away so I shot him in the leg. I visited him in the hospital this morning. The doctor had removed the bullet, but Muggsy had a black eye. Seems that during the night he'd taken a turn for the nurse. That was... I'm tired. I'm very tired. I see spots before my eyes. Syros, Macambo, Slappy Maxxon. I'm seeing night spots. Look at my window, we're having typical California weather. Can't see a cloud in the sky. It's raining so hard I can't see the sky. I see a letter on my desk, I think I'll mail it. I open my stand box. I still have some Christmas seals left. I hear a knock on the door. A sailor walks into my office. He's wearing bell-bottom pants. The sailor speaks. Sam, I can get you a mink coat for half price. I can get you 50% off on a television set. He was a whole sailor. Hello, Sam Shovel Private Detective speaking. Hello, Sam, Lieutenant Abbott there. No. Well, when he comes in, the next time you see him, tell him I'm gonna knock his teeth out. I'll break every bone in his body.  Get that? Who shall I say called? A friend. It was some crook that's got it in for Lieutenant Abbott. Must be one of the Lewis gang. Abbott worked on that case, but he really butchered it. Then he went on to Kelly Case and he butchered that. He butchered the Vrello case. He didn't catch one crook, but he made plenty after all. Who makes more money these days than a butcher? I noticed that my office door is ajar. I think I'll close it. That's what I get for buying a door made out of jars. Next time I'll get a door made out of wood.  I don't know why I put that arm chair. When I'm tired, it's not my arms I want to rest. Hello, Sam Shovel. It was my pal Lieutenant Abbott of the Homicide Squad. Sam, I'm tired. Last night I nailed light-fingered Louis.  How can you send a man to jail for 20 years for side-swiping a car? He swiped both sides. Both sides are noose. New Hudson. Where were you today, Sam? I look for you. I went to the movie this afternoon. But you went to a movie last night. Why did you go again this afternoon? I had to. I had some popcorn left over from last night. Really? Really though I didn't enjoy the picture. There was a guy on his girl, Mecking.  Wait a minute. Why'd you that annoy you? I was sitting between him. I've got a case in Texas that you could help me on. Do you know anything about the West? Lieutenant, when I was 12 years old, I could pack a gun. Were you a cowboy? No, I was a shipping clerk in a gun factory. Sam, this is a dangerous case. We're going out after a band of wrestlers. Did you ever wrestle? Only when I wear taffeta shorts. Can you ride a horse? I ride like my pants were nailed to the saddle. How do you do that? I nail my pants to the saddle. Sam, have you ever worked on a case involving a Texas bad man? Yes, I captured the toughest guy in Texas. Tough text to train, Ryber. He dropped trains the hard way. The hard way. He lifted him off the track and took him home. Then you're just the detective to help me out on this case. Come on, Sam, we're heading for Texas. I'm getting the horses tired. Lieutenant Abbott and I rode over to the Texas planes. Looking for them there, Russell. Pretty soon we came to some post. I'll marry you if you'll marry me. I'll marry you if you'll marry me. Well, we're hitching post. Suddenly I looked up and there standing beside me was the prettiest girl I've ever did see. Well, welcome to Texas, strangers. Who might you all be? I'm Lieutenant Abbott, not you. I'm Lieutenant Abbott of the Homicide Squad. I'm Lieutenant Abbott of the Homicide Squad. This is my pal, Sam Shovel. Sam Shovel? You don't mean Sam Shovel the great detective. Well, Sam, welcome to Texas. And I'm going to give you a great big Texas kiss. Sam boy, I'm the official Texas welcoming committee. And I kiss all strangers at the end of the state. I aim to please you. Well, honey, your aim is okay. But how long do you take your ammunition? We'll hold out. Head of the rush, Hector's Pan Speed. So you're Sam Shovel the private detective, huh?   The last 50 detectives that came here, I've chalked them. I've chalked them with my bare hand. You hear me? With my bare hand. Goodness, how unsanitary. Sam, he's a dangerous man. You're right, Lieutenant. I'm the quickest drawer in the West. They don't call me Cactus Pants for nothing. I've got the best shooting eye in Texas. They don't call me Cactus Pants for nothing. Well, Cactus Pants, I'm taking you to jail. Well, take that. Don't be afraid of them, Sam. The stuff you're made of. One more punch like that, and the stuff I'm made of will be all over the ground. Sam Shovel, I'm challenging you to a duel. Choose your weapons, man. I'm taking you to jail. I'm taking you to jail. I'm taking you to jail. I'm challenging you to a duel. Choose your weapons, man. Knives, shotguns, or pistols. That's old-fashioned, Cactus Pants. We'll fight like Roy Rogers and Gene Autry do in the movies. Good. Gentlemen, here's your weapons. Stand back to back. Now walk five faces. Turn and let each other have it. May the best man win. Ready? Ready. Ready. One, two, three, four, five. You'll call everybody. You'll call everybody. All right. All right, Sam. Sam. You'll call everybody. Brad and Lowe will wind up tonight's hijinks in just a moment, folks, after a little advice from this fellow. Stella, before we sign off, let's tell a listen. It's who the people are that helped out to put our show up. Yes, you're not kidding. You mean the people who put our show together? Not. That's all the more reason why we should tell the listeners who they are. Okay, all right. 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Hello everyone, this is financial author Ahmed Dan of Ahmeddan.com. On this channel, you'll find financial travel and more videos just like the one you're watching right now. If you like what you see, please give it a thumbs up and consider subscribing. Hello everyone, this is financial author Ahmeddan of Ahmeddan.com. Today I'll talk about Marriott viewers premiere visa card which was just closed in Canada and today I'll have a special update for you. So I just called Marriott and asked them that whether the card holders who will be closing the card before the March 15 deadline will be receiving the anniversary free hotel night. And I was told that if you close your card before the deadline which is March 15, 2018, then you'll not be receiving the anniversary bonus hotel free night. So in order to receive that anniversary free hotel night, you'll have to keep the account open and active until the termination date which is March 15, 2018. And if you do that, then Marriott will give you a free anniversary night once they close the account. So the point here is that you're not able to close the account if you'd like to get the free night. But if you close before the anniversary, before the termination date, then you'll lose that night. I confirmed this to Marriott and before confirming, I was thinking of closing this credit card before the termination date. Because I was, I've been thinking that it would show up on my credit report as this card is closed by the lender, not by myself. And I'm not sure what type of, you know, credit effect that might have, especially when future lenders look at my credit report. Then they're going to see that this credit card was closed by the lender, not by me. So that might have a negative effect. Although I'm not sure about this, but this is what I wanted to do proactively closing my own account before the termination date. But after talking to Marriott today, since they confirmed that in order to get the free hotel night, they're the one who has to close the card, not you. Then I'm thinking that possibly I'll keep this account active until Marriott closes this account by themselves. So most likely I'm not going to close it by myself, although it will show up on the credit report that I'm not the one who closed it, but Marriott. But I hope that's not going to be a big deal. And I am willing to take the chances to get my free Marriott anniversary night. Now, depending where you use this free Marriott night, you can easily get a value from $150 to $250 or even more. So this is not a small amount than that, which I can just forget about it and close the account before the termination date. So most likely I'm going to keep my account active until the termination date and I'll get the free anniversary night. And I'll have another update for you, which I'll do a separate video. So I'm expecting to publish that other video within the next couple of days. So keep an eye and if you haven't subscribed already, please subscribe now. There will be lots of videos coming up. Thank you for watching. If you like what you see, please give it a thumbs up and consider subscribing. And I'll see you shortly. Thank you.


And now it is my honor to present the gold medal and this magnificent trophy to the 40th U.S. Senior Open Champion, Steve Stricker. Steve, congratulations. Talking with all the guys as they came off, they said they would have had one heck of a battle if it wasn't for you out here. Was it as easy as it seemed this week? Not at all. It was a challenge, especially today. When you come out with a six-shot lead, you have everything to lose and really nothing to gain. I played that way today. I played very cautiously trying not to make a mistake, and this game is hard when you play that way. I really didn't have the freedom like I had the first three days, and rightfully so. I'm trying to win this tournament and I'm happy that I did. You had the stumble at ten, great up and down at eleven, and then you chip in at twelve. It seemed like you caught some of that freedom that you were talking about right at that moment. That was another one where I'm like, do not miss this to the left. The pins tucked over there in the left-front corner, and I'm like, okay, you can get it up and down anywhere right. I hit it over there, and I wasn't that upset with the shot. I told my wife, I'm still looking for that chip in. She's like, I am too. We kind of called that one a little bit, but that was one I definitely needed because Jerry was starting to play a little bit better. I could tell he had some momentum, and he was hitting some shots in there closer, and he cut it to five at one point after ten. When you see any of your lead disappear, you start to get a little nervous, and I was there too, so that chip in was huge.  A junior amateur, the amateur, you competed in 21 U.S. Opens. You mentioned you've got your wife, Nikki, on the bag. Your daughters are here.  What does this one mean to you? Trying to get me to cry, aren't you? Well, you said it. There's been a lot of years trying to win one of these, and to get this gold medal and trophy in a USGA event means a lot. Congratulations. The 40th US Senior Open Champion, Steve Stricker.


What's going on everyone Sam here with late in sports cards. We're doing a 2022 fanatics memorabilia silver box break number 24 random hit style The way this is gonna work basically is we're going to Open the box that is over my shoulder right here Show all the hits off basically once that is as that is going on Sean's gonna be typing the The description of the hits into a random hit sheet I have the names in one random.org sheet and we'll copy and paste the hits into another one roll the dice random both of the The list of both the names and the hits the same amount of times and then Match up the names and the hits and that's what hit you will receive. So without further ado That's pretty cool. We've got numbered 49 out of 88 that is a CD lamb signed photo CD lamb Nice one there number two is Jersey number two very cool. Good luck on the CD lamb photo. This is a good another good box, dude We'll do the photo next We got another photo dude that is insane seven out of 25 Micah Parsons On the 16 by 20 man. Look at the photograph they use for that. That is awesome Man, good luck on this one. That is Micah Parsons 16 by 20 Man, I'm gonna take you guys over to the main ham on this one this one is pretty good. Do you look at it? No He's a bit hit these hit hard today All right, we've got a jersey and I'll do the full reveal on it right here ready We've got Payton the sign Jersey Good luck to end everybody on the Peyton Manning signed jersey. It is a replica. I will say that But still that is a that's still a Peyton Manning signed jersey man. That is crazy Absolutely crazy Another great box man. Holy cow All right, let me uh copy over our random hit seat random hit sheet here Take you guys over to the random screen So we're gonna do the random for the 2022 fanatics memorabilia silver box break out of our three participants That's gasper m john a and hans h And then we've got the cd lamb signed photo the mark Micah Parsons signed photo and the Peyton Manning signed jersey So good luck to everybody. We're gonna roll the dice and go Nine times one two three four five six seven Eight and nine gas for down to john and we've got nine times on our Uh memorabilia pieces one one two three four five six seven eight and nine cd lamb down to Micah Parsons We've got gas for m getting the cd lamb signed photo Hans h is gonna pick up the Peyton Manning signed jersey and john a is gonna get the Micah Parsons signed 16 by 20 photo Thank you again to all of our participants. We'll get these hits right out to you We still got two more of these tonight. So good luck everyone


सोगा अद्टा क्या आए उन्टावश्टेः क्या । आदटा क्या और आद्टा क्या भागा से नहींगा चादा एंगी। अद्टा क्या वाश्टेः आप लिएश्टाए तोज़्ाँः, मेरा अआप्छनल जोगरेपी अर मैं अजिकेशनल बागरों आदिद मैं प्राईम़ी अजिकेशन से च्वूल नागीना अप्च़ना से लिगर मुस्लिम उनिवर्सिति महा से मैं ने श्खॉलिं की ती तो लिईल तक उसके बाद आई बचादा अन्प्रइच्टी महा से गरा last year I got a 352 rank and this year luckily I've got a third rank the second thing was that some people were asking about geography and optional they said that geography, how geography is as an optional so I want to say that geography helps you a lot in GS and also in optional because major part of paper 1 and paper 3 there is a lot of geography in paper 3 so for geography I will discuss some pros and cons here for optional like the best thing about geography is that it helps you a lot in GS where you have diagrams and you can make a lot of things and you can get marks in GS I also had a good score in GS so there was a reason for geography second in geography is that understanding of geography if you are starting from scratch then understanding something and doing it is very easy because the phenomenons and the things of geography you can easily understand so this is one thing second content you have is very available for geography coaching and books are very available so these are some pros geography as an optional and what is geography that some cons are like like the syllabus is very wide of geography it becomes very difficult to cover so it seems that geography should be taken or not and the issue of marks is that some people think that from the last few years from the last 2-3 years there are no marks in geography so that is also a reason that people start asking whether to take or not to take geography but if you see these pros and cons then ultimately every optional these are the things some are pros and some are cons it depends on your own interest how you take it so if you have to select an optional you have to choose so not only geography if you are selecting any optional then your interest that should be the sole reason for your optional selection so I think that you should focus on where is your interest after that you can see previous papers and slabs like I did for my optional selection that some books I did some optional shortlist and then I started reading few books like for geography, history and political science so in the same way you can also do optional shortlist after that you can select what you like and I am saying with my experience that there is nothing that there is any Hindi medium background or there are no marks in graduation or there is no academic or anything there is no excuse to not clear this exam the day you prepare if you are dedicated then you can clear the exam


Nigerian Army has assured its readiness and commitment to continue surmounting the various security challenges confronting the country orchestrated by non-state actors, resulting activities of Boko Haram, terrorist armed bandits, kidnappers, separatists, agitators, religious extremists and other criminal elements across the country until Nigeria becomes safe for all. The chief of Army staff, Latin General Farouk Yahya, stated these are the passing out parade of 6,251 Army of 84 regular recruits intake depots Zaria in Cardinal Northwest Nigeria. Today is therefore yet another special day in our drive towards increasing the manpower requirement of Nigerian Army in order to meet the constitutional responsibilities of the Army that were all aware Nigeria is faced with numerous security challenges. Our determination to check these numerous security challenges inform our commitment and drive for increased recruitment in Nigerian Army in order to have additional boots on the ground to effectively discharge our mandate. With the number of the recruit passing out today, numbering over 6,000, indeed some of the additional manpower requirement needed by Nigerian Army is already being met. Majority of you are going to be deployed in the various theaters of operations across the country to counter the activities of criminals that have adversely affected socioeconomic development in the country. While deployed for endless security duties, I urge you to be highly professional and act according to your rules of engagement including the Nigerian Army's well-known record of respect for human rights. Hello hope you enjoyed the news please do subscribe to our youtube channel and don't forget to hit the notification button so you get notified about fresh news updates.


Ugh. It's too chilly out there today. Ah! Hey, I was looking for that. Thanks for finding it, Mac. I didn't find it. I tripped over it. Ooh, it's Hermel from the Bureau of Imagination. Says they'll find me a new human friend in... What? Hour? That's, like, forever. I'm not very good at waiting forever. Me neither. But we'll make it through this. We'll survive the waiting. Hmm, not sure is he, but I made this great list with all these colors and columns and... Hey, you know what I like doing? Making lists. Okay. His name's Nathaniel, and he has a hard time waiting for stuff, too. Just like me. Ooh, I better get going. Don't you wanna take your... I'm making a whole new list with my new friend Nathaniel. That's the fun part. See ya! That's it. What do you do with a bathtub? Splashing it. Play with my rubber ducky. Make bubble beards. No. This is mission control. Prepare for countdown. T minus 10. Seven. Oh. Six. Five. Four. Wait any longer. Izzy, have you been doing anything to mess with the weather? I just wanted to learn more about this juice. So I created a cloud. That rains apple juice. It's raining apple juice in our house. Izzy, it's beginning to puddle. Oh, he turned it into a fun game. Wait, didn't I say that before? My human friend Claire is going to love my new game. Pretend your toy chest can walk and pick up all your toys. And don't forget the socks. I'll never forget my socks. They're keeping my head warm.