So there I sat  my first English class with me as the 'teacher' about to have a one to one lesson with an attractive young lady we'll call Junko This particular outrageously overpriced institution that fell over in about 1992 was popular with young ladies  probably because of the massive stucco pink bows that adorned the buildings that housed the schools  and nothing to do with the fact that they could have private 'lessons' with foreign boys! It was supposedly a 'conversation' lesson that quickly descended into a question and answer session! What's your name? Where do you from? Can you use chopsticks? Now  apart from the obvious 'teaching opportunity' of the second question  I was on safe ground  the chopsticks one was still new to me at that point! Then came the  “What is your hobby?” What's my