At this point  it's getting a little bit ridiculous that actress extraordinaire Lindsay Lohan has yet to be offered the role she was so clearly born to play: Ariel from The Little Mermaid  of course—have you seen her red hair?! This ongoing travesty was further magnified earlier this week  when the Hollywood Bowl announced that in this year's back-to-back live performances of the Disney film  the titular role will go not to the entrepreneur-activist-designer-singer who deserves it most  but rather to one Lea Michele  whose hair isn't even close to red