Photos released by the local department of corrections soon showed this Hunt to be a sleepy-eyed  shaven-headed type  puncturing any thoughts that our own foreign secretary might have jetted to the USA on diplomatic business  manufactured a spot of trouble to land behind bars and then buried himself in garbage  all just to get a jump-start on Michael Gove’s exciting new plan to turn post-Brexit Brits into a nation of rubbish heap magpies