You know that scene in the remake of Father of the Bride  where Steve Martin goes to the grocery store to get hot dogs for dinner  but instead ends up having a serious meltdown because he can only buy a pack of twelve hot dog buns to go with his eight hot dogs  so he's ripping apart the packages and tearing out the four superfluous buns  all the while ranting and raving like a lunatic about the big-shot down at the wiener company who got together with the big-shot over at the bun company and conspired to rip off the American public  because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for anything rather than make a stink?