The Alsatian grape variety Gewurtztraminer sounds like one of the nonsense words in Lewis Carroll's poem 'The Jabberwocky' Perhaps its flavours could be described as one of the creatures in the scene with Alice and the Mad Hatter? A girl in a floral dress chomping on apples  lychees and cinnamon cakes  conversing with animals sipping rose water from tea cups? What could we call this? Alsace in Wonderland?