new kids on the block
funky, funky, xmas
Ho, ho, ho, oh, little train, my little elf, another great Christmas.  Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year,  So let's have a funky Christmas!   Have a funky funky Christmas, have a funky, funky Christmas.  New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time.  We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme.  Danny D, are you ready? Ready as I'll ever be  Steady, you know, Joey Joe is ready  Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on, we got a funky, funky Christmas going on.   Have a funky...  Funky Christmas and a funky new year, I swear we got ourselves a party here  Girls on the floor knows our posse at the door  Should I stop? Nah cool, here's more of this song, a funky Christmas melody  'Cause Jordan K feels so Christmasy  Throw your hands in the air, pause, kick the ballistics Santa Claus   Have a funky...  Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve  I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe  St. Nick by the fireplace dusting off his head with a frown on his face  He said hey, said what? He said you, I said what  He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my butt  So now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down  So Santa won't get burned   Have a funky...  Have a funky...  Slipping and sliding through the city streets  I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat  It's Danny D, I'm here with Christmas cheer  No feeling to end the party of the year  It's going, I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing  It's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing  Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging, everybody start singing   Have a funky....  It's Christmas, can you swing this?  Funky, dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this?  Boy, there ain't no twist, just something you wish for and you almost missed, huh  Funky Christmas and a Happy New Year, how could you be booing it  With Donnie D doing it?   Have a funky....  Ho, ho, ho, this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf little Joe  Yeah, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, we gonna kick the ballistics  Of our Christmas wishes.