sarah slean
angel
I bought my angel on the 4th of July I didn't plan it, it just happened that way I guess faith stepped in the end 'Cause I needed you then  When I bought him they said "Are you sure? No refunds, returns, or exchanges because once He's yours he's yours for good." Now you behave like an angel should  'Cause I saw it on TV They were selling pieces of heaven And I thought, "Hey what about me? What am I considered?"  I chained my angel to eaves trough It was November and I think I pissed him off He's mad but I don't care You're my angel so there  I figure its only about 60 more years So come on angel, stop all the tears Come sing me a song or two Or whatever it is you angels do  'Cause I saw it on TV They were selling pieces of heaven And I thought, hey what about me When can I make reservations  My pet angel's got a long lost friend Who says he's coming back when the world ends When us humans have lost our touch God never liked people that much  'Cause he saw it on TV They were selling pieces of heaven And he thought, "Well how can this be What in the Hell are they thinking?"