shirley bassey
johnny one note [#]
Johnny could only sing one note  And the note he sang was this: aaaahh  Poor Johnny One Note   Sang out with Gusto  And just overloaded the place Poor Johnny One Note  Yelled willy-nilly  Until he was blue in the face For holding one note was his ace  Couldn't hear the brass  Couldn't hear the drum He was in a class  By himself, by gum Poor Johnny One Note   Got in Aida indeed a great chance to be brave He took his one note  Howled like the North Wind  Brought forth wind that made critics rave While Verdi turned round in his grave  Couldn't hear the flute   Or the big trombone Everyone was mute  Johnny stood alone Cats and dogs stopped yapping  Lions in the zoo  Were all jealous of Johnny's big thrill Thunderclaps stopped clapping  Traffic ceased its roar  And they tell us Niag'ra stood still He stopped the trainwistles  Boatwhistles  Steamwhistles  Copwhistles All whistles bowed to his skill  Sing Johnny One Note  Sing out with gusto  And just overwhelm all the crowd  Aaaahh   So sing, Johnny One Note out loud  Sing, Johnny One Note  Sing - Johnny - One Note - Out loud