barbra streisand
just leave everything to me - prologue - call on dolly
 call on dolly! if your neighbour needs a new romance just name that kind of man your sister wants and she'll snatch them up don't forget to bring your maiden aunts and she'll match 'em up. call on missus dolly! she's the one the spinsters recomend she even find a lovely bride call on dolly! i have always been a woman who arranges things for the pleasure--and the profit--it derives. i have always been a woman who arranges things like furniture and daffodils and lives. if you want your sister courted brother wed or cheese imported: just leave everything to me. if you want your roof inspected eyebrows tweezed or bills collected: just leave everything to me. if you want your daughter dated or some marriage consummated for a rather modest fee. if you want a husband spotted boyfriend traced or chicken potted: i'll arrange for making all arrangements just leave everything to me. if you want your ego bolstered muscles toned or chair upholstered: just leave everything to me. charming social introductions expert mandolin instructions: just leave everything to me. if you want your culture rounded french improved or torso pounded: with a ten year guarantee. if you want a birth recorded collies bred or kittens ported: i'll proceed to plan the whole procedure just leave everything to me. where to dolly? yonkers new york to handle a highly personal matter for mr. horace vandergelder the well-known unmarried half-a-millionaire. gonna marry him yourself dolly? why mr. sullivan whatever put such a preposterous idea into my head--your head!) if you want a law abolished jury swayed or toenails polished: just leave everything to me. if you want your liver tested glasses made cash invested: just leave everything to me. if you want your children coddled corsets pulled or furs remodeled or some nice fresh fricassee. if you want your bustle shifted wedding planned or bosom lifted-- don't be ashamed girls life is full of secrets and i keep 'em! i'll discretely use my own discretion i'll arrange for making all arrangements i'll proceed to plan the whole procedure just leave everything to me!