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disclaimer
Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the disclaimer That's right  the disclaimer This American apple pie institution  Known as parental discretion Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm From the lyrics that might actually make you think And will also insult your intelligence at the same time  So protect your family. This album contains explicit depictions Of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.  So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, Do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't listen to it.