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pumpin' 4 the man
It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps  Sometimes you think you're gonna drop  In the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off  And before you can leave you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop   It's a real real bitch to be workin' for the man  But shit, I do it well, so what the fuck  I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump  But it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck   So read 'em up and stick 'em  Pump that fucker good  Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump  Get your fingers outta your ass  And pump some fagot's gas  And think about how bad New Hope sucks   And it's a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up  And then you check their oil and know you're fucked  'Cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour  Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and rude as hell   Now I can fix a tire like Hurricane Melinda  I know that I'm the best for what it's worth  So if I choose to help you don't look like you expect it  'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth   So read 'em up and stick 'em  Pump that fucker good  Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump  Get your fingers outta your ass  And pump some fagot's gas  And think about how bad New Hope sucks, woo hoo!