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diary of a wimp
 you thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra oh i hate that new man in your life found out he's a car mechanic and i know for a fact that he screws around sent you a hundred letters in one day i bet your friends had a good laugh at them stood there before you all puppy-eyed it's my curse for falling in love believe me believe me you gotta believe me 'cause i'm cryin' like a wimp over you oh i'm cryin' like a wimp cryin' like a wimp over you followed you back to his den of sin should be me in there not him he took you to see four weddings and a funeral if you marry him then he's dug his own grave believe me believe me you gotta believe me 'cause i'm cryin' like a wimp over you oh i'm cryin' like a wimp cryin' like a wimp over you went to church for the first time today i'm an atheist who needsd to pray and lord if you don't want me to kill a man give back my angel to me believe me believe me you gotta believe me 'cause i'm cryin' like a wimp over you oh i'm cryin' like a wimp cryin' like a wimp over you