jimmy buffett
woman goin' crazy on caroline street
 there's a woman goin' crazy on caroline street stoppin' every man that she does meet sayin' if you be gentle if you be sweet i'll show you my place on caroline street she claimed in a loud voice to be a dancer but i don't think she's cut a rug in years listens to the juke box for her answers slowly guzzles twenty-five cent beers talks about the men she's known and then some she's seen them in her dreams and on the street she slides her dapper legs from beneath the table as if to reveal some kind of treat her lover left her stranded in jamaica and just right now she can't recall his name perceiving she is the center of attention and all the lurking eyes they look the same weather's got the shrimpers in a frenzy they're horny and don't need a good excuse someone yells and things just start erupting in a flash all hell has broken loose when i woke up and looked around the bar room she was gone and i was black and blue so be careful when you go to swing your partner `cause someone might just take a swing at you,