the specials
stupid marriage [live]
Court in session. What do you mean 'Oy oy oy'? Must have court in session.  Order. My name is Judge Roughneck, and I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom.  Rude boy, you have been brought in front of me and charged with smashing this woman's window.  Before I sentence you, what have you got to say in your defense?   I was walking down the street one night  When I saw her silhouette in her bathroom light  Her way of life may be nothing to hide  With her frosted glass shattered, curtains open wide   Naked woman, naked man,  Where did you get that nice sun tan?  You live in a castle built of sand  Naked woman, naked man   Naked from your bath, you go naked to your bed  And I can't stop the hatred running through my head   Silence in court. Order.  Rude boy, you have led me to believe that you was going out with a girl,  and she left you and married someone else.  So you got drunk, and smashed up your ex-girlfriend's property.  I have come to one conclusion, that is to sentence you to five months in prison.  Before they take you down to the cells, what have you got to say for yourself?   He wanted to be something but she knows he never will  She's got him where she wanted and forgot to take her pill  And he thinks that she'll be happy when she's hanging out the nappies  If that's a happy marriage I'd prefer to be unhappy   Married woman, married man  Where did you get that family plan?  Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram  Where did you get that lovely lamb?   Naked woman, naked man,  where did you get that nice sun tan? Order in my courtroom  Naked woman, naked man,  where did you get that nice sun tan? Hush up  Naked woman, naked man,  where did you get that nice sun tan? Take him away