keith anderson
xxl
Well, mama was exhausted  After she had me It took two nurses to hold me One nurse to slap me Doctor turned to mama  And shook his head Wiped the sweat off his brow  And then he said "This boy is way off the charts  As far as I can tell Ooh, brrr, mama he's a double XL"  By the second grade  I was five foot two Fifth grade, I was wearin'  A size-twelve shoe Eighth grade, I was shoppin'  At The Big And Tall And the coaches had me playin'  High school football Uncle Roy said, "Boy you'll make the NFL Ooh brrr son, you're a double XL  [Chorus:] Double XL, double XL Don't call me on the phone Just ring my dinner bell Double XL, double XL I'm a lean, mean love machine That likes to be held Ooh brrr baby, I'm a double XL  Here we go County cuties in Texas String bikinis in Florida Barbie dolls drivin Lexus' out in California A skinny, little pretty boy Ain't what they wanna hold They want a real man With meat on his bones I'll yank their Yankees Ring their southern bells They say, "Ooh brrr We love a double XL"  [Chorus x2]  Well if you have any doubts Come see for yourself Why all the girls love a double XL Ooh brrr, yeah I'm a double XL Yeah, oh whoa  Triple XL too