the smiths
stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me  Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before  Stop me, oh, stop me  Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before   Nothing's changed  I still love you, oh, I still love you  Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love   I was delayed, I was way-laid  An emergency stop  I smelt the last ten seconds of life  I crashed down on the crossbar  And the pain was enough to make a shy, bald, Buddhist reflect  And plan a mass murder  Who said I'd lied to her?  Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never Who said I'd lied because I never?   I was detained, I was restrained  And broke my spleen and broke my knee  And then he really laced into me Friday night in-out patients  Who said I'd lied to her?   Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never  Who said I'd lied? Because I never   And so I drank one  It became four  And when I fell on the floor I drank more   Stop me, oh, stop me  Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before  Stop me, oh, stop me  Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before   Nothing's changed  I still love you, oh, I still love you  Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love