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vegetarian mumbo jumbo
Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian  I, I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew I don't wanna be a vegetarian Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?  I don't feel bad about Eating something that's dead Why should I be sad For cows getting hit in the head?  So I like eating fish Tell me what's wrong with this How can you blame me For eating chicken of the sea?  Vegetarian  Don't waste your breath yelling at me About animal rights And how they should be free 'Coz it's survival of the fittest And we're winning  I don't feel bad about Eating something that's dead So why should I be sad For chickens being force fed  So I like eating fish Tell me what's wrong with this How can you blame me For eating chicken of the sea?  Vegetarian Go fry an egg 