will smith
the magnificent jazzy jeff
Some DJ's are (good) Some DJ's are (fresh) Some DJ's are even (def) But here's a little sumtin about my DJ (the magnificent) Jazzy Jeff So bust this beat Well it's true that I'm the reigning kick of the throne But with all my strength I couldn't do it alone I need a DJ like (Jazzy) to back me up So when I'm rockin on the mic he's on the cross fade cut Scratching and mixing mixing and scratching Second after second it's the record he's catching His hands are so fast that it's a medical riddle With the turntables split and the mixer in the middle Back and forth his hands fly with the speed of a cheetah that will puzzle your eye Record after record he has no mercy Cuts left cuts right then he cuts vice versa I'm not exaggerating I said it and I meant it I'll resent it if you say it is cut unprecedented He's a lean mean wrecking machine He gets respected like a king when he's on the scene So bust a move cause you know he's def He's my DJ (the magnificent) Jazzy Jeff People often ask me everytime I emcee Why do I brag so much about my disc jockey Well the reason that I brag and I boast the most Is cause my DJ is the most from coast to coast (the magnificent) Jazzy Jeff wack destroyer Cutting up records like a samurai warrior If your DJ's don't know who I'm talking too (I'm talking to you) So (cut) cause in a battle you cannot win My DJ will (tear your butt limb from limb) He's like a wanna be tank a hip hop rebel And if you want a battle you best bring a shovel my man So you can dig your grave cause there no way That you could ever be saved Cause (the DJ cuts the records) To create the sound (the DJ cuts the records) He's the best around (the DJ cuts the records) You know he's down His name is Jazzy Jeff aka Jeff Townes Commanding the cut he's always on track He's DJ Jazzy Jeff and he's a cut in the act So for your personal safety you should be told That my DJ Jazzy Jeff is (Out of control) (oh my god) Aight Jazzy we gonna do a little sumthin different right now This is what I want you to do for me I want you to tell all these people your name Jazzy tell em your name (He's Jazzy Jazzy) (His name is Jeff) Now Jazzy I want you to tell all these people how many of these DJ's out there can get with you (none of them) Now make the record burp Say excuse me Now make the record sound like a bird Now make it chirp Now heres a story that should not be forgotten about the day my DJ turned into an autobot He got struck by lightning in an electrical storm He got on the wheels of steel and began to transform His name is Jeff and he's the swift of the swift The type that other DJ's do not want to have to reckon with He's by my side as I rock the mic All of his vigorous cuts are sure to excite you They'll delight you you no that that's right If you were a stick of dynamite his cuts would ignite you The DJ on the wheels can be matched So (check out Jazzy Jeff with a cordless scratch).