peter combe
cats
If a man has one cat And another one comes to stay How many cats are there in his house today  Two pussy cats, two pussy cats Two pussy cats, two pussy cats  Another cat scratches on the door The man lets him in The cat says 'awfully good of you old chap'  And licks him on the chin [slurp]  Three pussy cats, three pussy cats Three pussy cats, three pussy cats  A little bit later on, two more cats appear A tabby one and a stray The man gives them an ice cold beer  And that makes -  Five pussy cats, five pussy cats Five pussy cats, five pussy cats Lyin' on the kitchen floor Meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow  Four cats jump up And run away chasin' a mouse So how many cats Are there still left in this house  One pussy cat, one pussy cat A one little pussy cat A little bitty pussy cat Lyin' on the kitchen floor  Meiow, meiow, meiow