momus
your fat friend
She's fabulous She's so ludicrous She's so dangerous Your fat friend  She's intelligent An experiment She's an elephant Your fat friend  Will you run away with me? Let's go walking on the sea Just Jesus Christ and you and me and Your fat friend  See her fumble, see her flirt In her massive miniskirt She is quite the extrovert Her comes your fat girl friend  I love cocoa You love chin Your fat friend She loves him But he can't love her He's too thin For your fat friend  One and one makes three not two She will stick to you like glue Don't fuck around with you-know-who Here comes your fat girl friend