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the great outdoors!
All you lasses in Parnassus, swallowing swords  Shooting out fire at us heathen hordes  I was thinkin' something before I began  But then you done cut off both of my hands  Now I do my drinking from bamboo straws  Constantly kicking at tarantulas  What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?  Oh yeah, the great outdoors!  Jump into the water  Keel-hauled on the Constellation  Don't sell my belongings  'Cause you know that I'll be back   Remember when I told you that I was a samurai?  Well the fact of the matter is, that was a lie  There were some other things that I'd rather not recall  Y'all can blame it all on the alcohol  But you ain't got no business criticizing me  This is my house and I'll do as I please  What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?  Oh yeah, the great outdoors!   Jump into the water  Keel-hauled on the Constellation  Don't sell my belongings  'Cause you know that I'll be baaack   Move it on over and give me a slice  If you're in the market for green zucchini  Farmers' Almanac got the largest size  Winnebago woman, whatcha cookin'?  Move it on over and give me a slice   I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics  If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets  And maybe do an interview with Larry King while floating   Move it on over and give me a slice