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sgt. major
Wake up Major  And stitch on your hat  You fell outta bed  Then you landed in the cash   So what's in your diary today?  Call on your main man  What can he do for you?  Hang out with stupid  So you can tell him what to do  Major this is your day   Living alone in a jar never gets you very far   He can read your mind  Make you feel alright  Sgt. Major knows what you want  Knows what you are  One day you'll be a star  Yeah the major knows what you want   Take out your paper  Throw it away  Everything is useless  Ain't got a lot to say  Major, this is your way   Major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth  He starts to explain it  But nothing's coming out  Major, what can you say   Hope that you like who you are  Cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far   He can read your mind  Make you feel alright  Sgt. Major knows what you want  Knows what you are  One day you'll be a star  Yeah the Major knows what you want   I know you think you made it  I know what I'm meant to say  But while you looked in the mirror  I was getting away  To you there is nothing to say   He can read your mind  Make you feel alright  Sgt. Major knows what you want  Knows what you are  One day you'll be a star  Yeah the major knows what you want