the beta band
the beta band rap
We're the Beta Band and we're nice and clean We all ????? the light and the ????? never mean Times have changed we used to be smelly We lived in the slides until the fun beat the telly  Since we've been signed we've been real good We always wash our hands and chew our food ???????? are our favourite dish Hot and spicy and chicken-a-mish  In the world of fashion there's two-shine rice Fancy eating curry in the office all right ??????????????????? ??????????? The Beta Band ????????  It all started in London Town When we gave a demo to Phil Brown Then we met Miles at Parlophone Let him hear our style of fun  ??????????????????? The next two weeks spent cutting four tracks A manager was needed to make us complete Miles knew a ????? we should meet  Dirty kay caras one Here we go now  His name was Steve With the broken specs Quiet man with enough respect We met at Nachos screamed the plate  A meal like that, yo, we never ate Then we met Brian and the Microdot crew Martin Matt and John Plateaux [or] John Platt too Adrenalin village was the place to be  We had no money so they got us in free The first thing Dave the dead-end boss Make us play Water Rats in Kings Cross We played five songs, got credit for four  It went down well so we decided to tour Next up, yo, henry niche Making the show go without a hitch Up and down the country and side to side  Big yin driving, yo, a bumpy ride Miles gave us an album deal We said yes and went for a meal Drinking champagne at EMI  The irony almost made us cry Make love  [Next few lines are sung over the top of each over] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo We're going into the next section now it's going to be rock'n'roll man Come on Make stone cold love, stone cold Get yer blazers on This ones for Scotland man, Scotland  Robert Jones Well we went to Wales and we pattied around We ended up with The Patty Patty Sound With an open mind we went for a tea Chris the sounds man he got it all on me Yeah________________  ????????? hold 'em forget my pills Twidling around about the ????? dales Martin called me to keep them all Chris said ????????  Well we started getting on, on Radio One When Jo Whiley got a fax from my mum Mary Ann Hobbs is a very nice lady I made a man ?????????  Yeah we lived in this house all ????? free And we started recording the third EP With the ?????? sacked and the mardi-gras All we needed was a little soul  Well we thought this time where are we gonna start We made a new groove and the band some ?????? ????????????????????? We called it Los Amigos Del Beta Bandidos  Did you get that?