dave dudley
tulsa telephone book
Have you read any good telephone books lately? If you ain't then let me recommend one I've already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times If you don't know any last names it ain't much fun Well, I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything going And she was in Tulsa and didn't have anything on She said, my name is Shirley and I said, my name is Dave I woke up the next morning and she was gone [Chorus] Readin' that Tulsa telephone book will drive a man insane Especially if that girl, you're looking for has no last name I got to find her and tell her I don't want our love to end So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again All of the Tulsa operators know my voice now They must know how long I've been alone If you see a girl named Shirley with some ribbons in her hair Tell her that she's wanted on the phone [Chorus] I keep on readin' that Tulsa telephone book again I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again