the soft boys
wey wey hep uh hole
Here come my baby She pretty good She pretty useful Just like she should  I Just Want To Tell You That!  She the one I love I put her on the stove She simmer and simmer all day long I cut meat and I sing my song  It go wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep a hole ding dong Wey Wey Hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep a hole ding dong Alright!  Buy my baby a piece of cheese Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese She'll eat anything that isn't diseased Dizzy dizzy wey uh hey Heathrow cheese Here she come sliding down the roof Hey wey slide way day woof woof! She not heavy man, and that's the proof Hey wey slide way day woof woof!  She my baby, she all right Keep me fairly warm at night  Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep uh hole, ding dong  I got a dog with the legs of black He got an aerial strapped to his back He work by remote control I sent him down to the water hole  I sent him to get my baby back Dog come home and eat some coal He say, "Master, she all full of holes" I say, "More than usual?" Dog say, "Yeah." I say, "Never you mind, just bring her here. D'you hear me hear me?Bring her here D'you hear me hear me?Bring her here D'you hear me hear me?Bring her here."  There go my dog with the legs of black Gonna get my baby back  Goin' wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong  Mmm, this one Slow coagulating of luscious jam  Here she come rollin' up the creek Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak I fill her up but she start to leak Jibber jabber jibber jabber bathroom squeak Police come with a laser gun Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun Burn my dog and away they run Fibrulating blubber in the noonday sun  Took my baby off for analysis They conclude that she got paralysis Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong yeah yeah Wey wey hep uh hole ding dong  Play it to me dismally, Kimberley! Here she come walking down the roof They conclude that she got dialysis