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piss up a rope
My dinner's on fire while she watches TV  And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me  She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes  Yells at my buddies and insults my folks  I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can  She's got time for the dog and none for her man  And I'm no dope, but I can't cope  So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope   You can piss up a rope  And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'  Pack your bag, I don't need the ag  On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'  You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle  Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle  And I can't cope  piss up a rope   Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble  You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle  For the last 6 months I been packin' your bag  You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag  Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk  I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk  And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope  So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope   You can piss up a rope  And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'  Pack your bag, I don't need the age  On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'  You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle  Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle  And I can't cope piss up a rope