r. shand
u wanna be a grip
U wanna be a Grip   If U wanna be a grip and enjoy this trip  Buy a tool belt, wear it on your hip buy the grip book ,study real hard  soon you'll be given out your grip card x 2  So you wanna be a grip you think that's the way you work real hard just to earn your pay travel the planet you work many days carrying sands bags and setting c-stands. You make a lot a money even write a book maybe write a song grip as the hook. Its hard work that I can say by the end of the year you earn a 100K. Its a job you can do you get free T-shirts and expensive tennis shoes. If this is the kind a work that appeals to you become a grip and make movies too.  Hook: If U wanna be a grip and enjoy this trip  Buy a tool belt, wear it on your hip buy the grip book, study real hard  soon you'll be given out your grip card x 2  It don't matter if  you 're big or small Black or white short or tall  It won't be long our producer comes along And say listen kid you look real strong  How'd you like to work on a flick of mine  I can see that you ready for the really big time.  Gimme a break on the rate this time  I make it up I promise the very next time.  You're the best grip I ever worked with,  you're my first call and that's no trip.  Let's do lunch. the checks in the mail,  our accountant's out sick but what the hell. Some words you hear day after day  I tell you man there's work to pay .  I'll make you huge , the distant may squeal  Just remember dude it's a three picture deal.  Hook: If U wanna be a grip and enjoy this trip  Buy a tool belt, wear it on your hip buy the grip book, study real hard  soon you'll be given out your grip card x 2  Learn this Job and make your stand work If that can't happen there's a great health plan I'm available for work I'll be right along Professor has to finish my grip song So this is the song you hear so many times Seem so easy and most of the words rhyme Slow down don't move to fast  You've got to make this overtime Last time I finished before the day Got to go home proud cause I shown the way  But remember buy Uva's grip book If you don't you might just look like a snook Now I'm finished this grip song You work hard it won't be long You too could be just like me, who knows You might just break a 100g  Hook: If U wanna be a grip and enjoy this trip  Buy a tool belt, wear it on your hip buy the grip book, study real hard  soon you'll be given out your grip card x 2