jay-z
22 two's
 yo whassup everybody this is mariah davis mad wednesday's we here tonight to have a good time wait a minute; i see my man over there jay-z jay-z dam deass let me hear that lil' tape of yours and it's fat why don't you come up here and kick a lil' freestyle put that champagne down and kick a lil' freestyle for me tonight yeah yeah yeah yeah can i kick it? y'all motherfuckers musta hear that tribe called quest let's do it again can i kick it? well i'm gone. check this out too much west coast dick-lickin and too many niggaz on a mission doin your best jay-z rendition too many rough motherfuckers i got my suspicions that you're just a fish in a pool of sharks nigga listen too many bitches wanna be ladies so if you a hoe i'ma call you a hoe too many bitches are shady too many ladies give these niggaz too many chances too many brothers wannabe lovers don't know what romance is too many bitches stuck up from too many sexual advances no question; jay-z got too many answers i been around this block too many times rocked too many rhymes cocked too many nines too to all my brothers it ain't too late to come together cause too much black and too much love equal forever i don't follow any guidelines cause too many niggaz ride mine so i change styles every two rhymes hah what the fuck that's 22 too's for y'all motherfuckers out there yaknahmean? shall i continue? check it out what? can i kick it? well i'm gone. yo yo yo copped to reach my quota push rock roll up smooth like on ya whole groove like hold-up swoll up too many faggot niggaz clockin my spendin exercisin you're gay like minds like richard simmons if you could catch jay right on the late night without the eight right maybe you could test my weight right i dip speak quicker than you ever seen adminster pain next the minister's screamin your name at your wake as i peak in look in your casket feelin sarcastic "look at him still sleepin" you never ready forever petty minds stay petty mines thinkin longevity until i'm seventy livin heavenly fuck felony after felony what? nigga ya broke what the fuck you gon' tell me? jay-z jay-z now you know this is a fat track now this is comin on your new album on roc-a-fella records in ninety-six well it is definitely the bomb but you know i do wanna say somethin to you i know you've been havin a lot of problems with the law but i know you innocent and i'm behind you 100% mad wednesday's ruby king dj ace dang dash roc-a-fella records we all behind you you can come back anytime wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute ace turn that music down i smell some reefer now you see? that's why our people don't have anything because we don't know how to go in places and act properly wait a minute wait a minute who told me shut the eff up? who told me to shut the eff up? get him out of here i'm not gonna continue this show until you throw him out get him out right now then i'ma continue my speech thank you he's out of here now now like i was sayin we gotta build our own business we gotta get our own record companies goin like roc-a-fella records.