lily allen
nan, you're a window shopper
The bottom feels so much better than the top So much better Nan, you're a window shopper Taking a look but you never buy Nan, you're a window shopper You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver Nan, you're a window shopper Get on the bus cause you still can't drive Nan, you're a window shopper Mad as fuck only just alive You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky You stumble for your glasses cause without 'em you can't see It's funny how I come around your house and I'm twenty And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me I walk into your kitchen, everything's got a label You've done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals You've covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils You're headed down the bowls club Have another orange squash Fools are rolling, rolling, rolling And you can't walk right 'Cause things aren't what they were Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen Nan, you're a window shopper Taking a look but you never buy Nan, you're a window shopper You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver Nan, you're a window shopper Get on the bus cause you still can't drive Nan, you're a window shopper Mad as fuck only just alive You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension And then you're off to bingo has become an obsession So weary of the kids who are wearing their hoods up And even if they smile at you you think it's a stick-up You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons? You're always at the doctor oicking up your prescription And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction You got a leak in your colostomy bag Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in At the weekend you're shopping with your trolley It's sad, how you're rolling, rolling, rolling Nan, you're a window shopper Taking a look but you never buy Nan, you're a window shopper You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver Nan, you're a window shopper Get on the bus cause you still can't drive Nan, you're a window shopper Mad as fuck only just alive