the kinks
skin & bone
Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big  She weighed just about sixteen stone  And then a fake dietitian went and put her on a diet  Now she looks like skin and bone.  Do the meditation and yoga  And she's thrown away the good food guide  And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas  And the pies and now she looks as if she's ready to die,  You can't see her walk by.   Don't eat no mashed potatoes,  Don't eat no buttered scones  Stay away from carbohydrates  You're gonna look like skin and bone.   Living on the edge of starvation  And she says she's got no appetite  And her father and her mother  And her sisters and her brothers  Couldn't see her when she walked by  She looked like skin and bone.   Don't eat no mashed potatoes,  Don't eat no buttered scones  Stay away from carbohydrates  You're gonna look like skin and bone.   She used to be so cuddly,  She used to be so fat,  But oh what a sin 'cause she's oh so thin  That she lost all the friends that she had,  She looks like skin and bone   If you look flabby  And you feel overweight,  And you want to lose a couple of stone,  Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises  And you'll look like skin and bone.   Come on rattle them bones,  Put your hands up to the ceiling,  Bend your hips and touch your toes,  Do your daily exercises,  You're gonna look like skin and bone,   Don't eat no mashed potatoes, etc.