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I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two   Take a little bit of monkey soul Wrap it up in a jelly roll A little feather from a buzzard's nest  A piece of eight from a pirate's chest   Shake your fist with a rattler's tail Choke your chicken on a bed of nails Hitch a ride to outer space Turn some heads in your momma's lace   Change your name 'Sweet Georgia brown Steal a virgins white wedding gown Find a fella like the girl next door & do the dog on the kitchen floor   Find a graveyard dig up the dead  Mix a cocktail in a shrunken head Keep on drinkin' till you just can't quit You know I can't get enough of that shit   I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two   Buy a ticket to a cock fight show Cook the loser in a pot of gumbo Serve it up to a group of friends  Back to the top start over again   Put a sailor in a womans dress Little girl your face is a mess Throw a stone at a big black crow I know a little about rock'n'roll   I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two 