the lonely island
spring break anthem
Kings of the bar scene, pounding on brewskies Banging chicks right there in the sand Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and Slammin' shots and marry a man! Who wanna do a shot? (we do) I'm gonna get fucked up (me too) We came for a week, we are kings of the beach Spread water on the girls (T-shirts see through) Cancun, party down, Lauderdale, another round Havasu, crack a brew, marry a man! Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies Making girls kiss, marry a man! Giant sombreros, show us your titties Creatine shakes, marry a man! Spring Break y'all! Oh shit! I'm too fucked up! Puke and rally! That's what's up! Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass! Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the damn stalls Trade these beads for their bra! So-Co in my canteen, got girls jumpin' on the trampoline Two men bound by the law! Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets Beer goggles if she's a hag Planning the menu, picking out flowers Nailing sluts and writing our vows! Down here it's our time! Springbreakers, let's get fucked up! Then find Mr Right and get monogamous Picking our invite font as a twosome Something tasteful but not too bland Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws Ripping beer pongs, sex with a man! We'll be so happy, true love forever Two kings walking hand in hand Promise to cherish, trust and respect him Crushing pussy, marry a man! Spring break!