barenaked ladies
bull in a china shop
I'm a kid in a candy store I'm a bull in a china shop I'm a tired old metaphor For everything you can't afford And everything you can't afford to be  I'm a public embarrassment I'm a bottle of diet poison I'm a walking advertisement For everything I never meant And everything I never meant to be  I can't hear a thing 'Cause I've stopped listening  I'm the reason I don't go out I'm afraid I might tell me something I'm the shadow of every doubt I'm the product the song's about And I'm the product the song's about to be  I can't hear a thing 'Cause I've stopped listening I can't hear a thing 'Cause I've stopped listening  Every morning Since I was born It's been hard to look in the mirror And see my face for the horns  All the fun that the law allows All the fun but with half the meaning Come on over, I'll show you how If you lived here, you'd be home by now If you still lived here, you'd be home now with me  I can't hear a thing 'Cause I've stopped listening I can?t hear a thing 'Cause I've stopped listening