del the funky homosapien
love story
Yo, yo, yo, check this out, man 1 for you, 2 for me 3 for you, 15 for me 20 for you, now check it out Yo, I just won 10 grand in the Galactic Rhyme Federation Championship, so I'm lampin' a bit I feel like returnin' to Earth and burnin' some herb I'm sick of lookin' at the inside of space stations Time for Deltron to take a vacation My expertise in aviation got us to our destination The East Bay, my livin' quarters is completely froze solid I thaw it out with a heat ray Now I'm chillin' in a sauna, pulsatin' jet streams Peepin' out in virtual reality my wet dreams Perusin' my 21st century classic comics The fun is astronomic I figured since I'm here I'll renew my galactic passport So I'm not persecuted by no galactic assholes Schemers on the ave with their holographic hat tricks Usin' magnetism to pick-pocket citizens Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses They attempt to capture the past tense Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust Yes, I know all the answers Livin' in my true love's arms I'm sittin' on the porch readin' Cosmopolitan Peepin' all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen I'm calling in sick today, big mistake This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip to say Replaced by my successor 'cause I missed my place Knowin' that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face Referred to as a big disgrace Now I'm free-lance with more risk to take Now a rhymin' merk, findin' certified androids Hit a convention, signin' autographs for fan boys They admire my enhanced stanzas And how I dodge manhunts and security cameras Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions And even more impressive 'cause of what we livin' A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standin' by her desk Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step So I deployed one of my androids with dialect Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated Asked for her name, and was she married? "No, we're separated" Booty, hey, baby, you're lookin', you're lookin' real fine Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks That's kind of unique for, for a [Incomprehensible] What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house? I got a few sandwiches [Incomprehensible] would be eaten Yo, it's cool though, you got, you got one eye [Incomprehensible] trippin' though Listen you, me and you, we gon' places, baby We gon' far, go all the way to Mars, Venus We'll go to Venus if you want to Venus, Paris 'coz I got, haha Yes I know all the answers Livin' in my true love's arms Yes, I know all the answers Livin' in my true love's arms