does it offend you yeah
wondering
Yeah, yeah Check it My pen's a flame-thrower My eye's glazed over Why am I chain smoking? Who needs a Beethoven? Who shall I take a pop at? Call me Jake LaMotta I'm a cross-breed of Chopper Reid and Ray Liotta Planet Hotmail, crash like Roswell This is Planet Hostile, like Lee Harvey Oswald I see scared people 'cos I see unfair leaders I see dead people 'cos I see shared needles It's all liposuction, it's all thigh reduction It's all filofaxes and nice bible bashing Let the fat kids try it, it's called the Atkin's Diet Well all this advertising, it's kinda patronizing Wrapped in Klein and Polo Sport But the truth stays quieter than a coma ward I keep seeing Bill Hick's ghost He says World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones Wondering Is this there all there is Since I was, since I began to be Wondering Is this there all there is Since I was, since I began to be Must be my greatest triumph My face lit up by the lightning As I watch all the ravens fly off In my grave I turn But what did I die of? Next to the flowers Propped up its my biog It took a lot to compile So have a read and see It's all there in chronological files Rocks fall from the sky We chant war cries As dance round the fire like Lord of the Flies They think you need a shrink to relate But all you need is the strength to throw a sink through the wall and escape Why place a gun up to my head and end all of it? When I can turn water into wine and then walk on it Germ warfare we've been warned of it Soon kids will take packed lunches and gas masks to school with them But shit, surely someone should sue someone Holy jihads, batman someone should do something