barry manilow
you can have the tv
You can have the T.V. I'll take the radio Really, I don't want the T.V. Just please the radio I'd like that chair if you don't want it Thank you You keep the couch You'll need a couch that's OK You can keep the records Cause it's your stereo Really, I won't need the records Without a stereo I'd like the kitchen chairs and table Thank you You keep the bed I'll buy a bed That's OK  The books we can split in half The pots and pan we'll do the same The pictures on the wall We can split in half And you can have the scrabble game The money in the bank We can split in half And you can have your single name Our friends, we can split in half And we can each have half the lane OK it's settled then You can have the t.v. I'll take the radio Really I don't want the t.v. Just please the radio I'll like a lamp if you don't want it Thank you You keep the couch you'll need a couch That's OK You keep the bed, I'll buy a bed That's OK The dog, you keep the dog I'll come around and see him now and then