the hives
a christmas duel (com cyndi lauper)
The Hives: I bought no gift this year and I slept with your sister I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her but with the year we had last and the dress that she wore I just went along for the ride and I came back for more and I'm sorry baby Cyndi Lauper That's all ok hunny cause see I burned the tree this year and I slept with your brother, I wrecked your daddies car and went down on your mother. I set your record collection on fire and said I never knew felt kind of bad about that and I know you did too So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Both: ’Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad. and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together The Hives: I married you last year bet you thought I was sober..right but I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake This could all have been over Cyndi Lauper: Oh hunny please don't excuse your behavior Cause I know you don't hear me and change your will Both: It's not all in my favor So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree ’Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together Holding on without any reason cause something strong this holiday season So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree ’Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad and spend spend spend this Christmas together and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together