john prine
i saw mommy kissing santa claus
Christmas toys all over the place Little Johnny wears a funny smile on his face Johnny has a secret, and a secret he must share He wants to tell somebody, so he tells his Teddy Bear  I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night Well, she didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peek She though that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white What a laugh it would have been If Daddy had walked in And saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night  I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night Well, she didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peek She though that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep But I know I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white What a laugh it would have been If Daddy had walked in And saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night And saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night (One more time!) And saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night On the Lips!