the specials
stupid marriage
Court in session (oy, oy, oy!) What do you mean 'oy oy oy,' me say court in session! Order My name is Judge Roughneck And I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom Rude boy, you have been brought in front of me And charged with smashing this woman's window Before I sentence you What have you got to say in your defense?  I was walking down the street one night When I saw her silhouette in her bathroom light Her way of life may be nothing to hide With her frosted glass shattered, curtains open wide  Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice suntan? You live in a castle built of sand Naked woman, naked man  Naked from your bath, you go naked to your bed (oh, sure?) But I can't stop the hatred running through my head  Silence in court Order Rude boy, you have led me to believe that you was going out with a girl And she left you and married someone else So you got drunk, and smashed up your ex-girlfriend's property I have come to one conclusion That is to sentence you to five months in prison Before they take you down to the cells What have you got to say for yourself?  He wanted to be something but she knows he never will She's got him where she wanted and forgot to take her pill And he thinks that she'll be happy when she's hanging out the nappies If that's a happy marriage I'd prefer to be unhappy  Married woman, married man Where did you get that family plan? Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram Where did you get that lovely lamb?  Naked woman, naked man (silence in my courtroom) Where did you get that nice sun tan? (order in my courtroom) Naked woman, naked man (I will have order in my coutroom) Where did you get that nice sun tan? (hush up!) Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice sun tan? (hush up!) Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice sun tan? (hush up!) Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice sun tan? (hush up!) Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice sun tan? (order!) Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice sun tan? (order in my courtroom!) Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice sun tan? Naked woman, naked man Where did you get that nice sun tan? (take him away!)