fair to midland
april fools and eggmen
Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief They face the facts with thinking caps, they map out and display But that's not the only way  Common sense won't pay the rent and doesn't grow on trees But splitting hairs can get you anything you need Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point? But charities and remedy, almost as much as modesty  Take the bait and save however much it takes Before you've made your wish, however much it takes  Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink And I don't waste my time suspending disbelief Masterminds want bottom lines to map out and display If I have every bit of faith I won't be turning in my grave  Take the bait and save however much it takes Before you've made your wish, however much it takes  Take your own advice before you take a side Run for middle ground  Take the bait and save however much it takes Before you've made your wish, however much it takes Before you lie in bed, however much it takes