lyfe jennings
statistics
Alright alright alright Y'all settle down settle down settle down.  If you don't know where you are This is statistics 101 And I'm your teacher Lyfe Jennings in the flesh baby.  Books out. Let's go!  Twenty five percent of all men are unstable Twenty five percent of all men can't be faithful Twenty percent of them don't mean what they say And ten percent of the remaining twenty is gay  That leaves you a ten percent chance of ever finding your mate That means you better pay attention to these words that I say I'm gonna teach you how expose the ninety percent And show you what to do to keep the other ten.  Rule number one Don't be a booty call If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl  Rule number two If he's in a relationship If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you  Rule number three Tell him that you're celibate And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it  Rule number four Be the person you wanna find Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime  Statistics!  Fifteen percent of all men got a complex Fifteen percent of all men don't practice safe sex Twenty percent of them come from homes without a father And there's a fifty-fifty chance that you'll marry a coward  Something to think about when you're taking a shower Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water  I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90 percent And show you what to do to keep the other 10  Twenty five percent of all men are unstable Twenty five percent of all men can't be faithful Twenty percent of them don't mean what they say And ten percent of the remaining twenty is gay  Be patient! he's waiting! You don't gotta settle for that Leave what is past alone! Get you a backbone! Stop being (sorry for) yourself!  Have you no checklist? It's gonna take patience Time is still wastin'  Hey  Don't be a booty call (don't be) If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl  If he's in a relationship (relationship) If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you  Tell him that you're celibate And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.  (Rule number 4) Be the person you wanna find Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.  Statistics! Statistics! Statistics!