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shower days
In the morning I awake  I feel my bladder about to break  I scratch my balls I rub my eyes  Just feeling lousy    My girlfriend tells me that  It's time to take a bath  I say, "no, not today, it's only Tuesday"    Once every 24 hours  I'm supposed to take a shower  That's not the way I do it  Do it do it    Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind  I don't want to do it  Do it do it    It doesn't make a difference to me  Everyday I do the same old thing  So why should I have to be clean?    Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays  Also known as shower days  I hate them 