ben folds
there's always someone cooler than you
smile like you've got nothing to prove no matter what you might do there's always someone out there cooler than you i know that's hard to believe but there are people you meet they're into something that is too big to be expressed through their clothes and they'll put up with all the poses you throw and you won't even know that they're not sizing you up they know your mom fucked you up or maybe let you watch too much tv but they'll still look in your eyes to find the human inside you know there's always something in there to see beneath the veneer not everybody made the list this year have a beer make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall but there's always someone cooler than you yeah you're the shit but you won't be it for long oh there's always someone cooler than you yeah there's always someone cooler than you now that i've got the disease in a way i'm relieved cause' i don't have to stress about it like you do i might just get up and dance or buy some acid washed pants if you don't care then you got nothing to lose and i won't hesitate cause every moment life is slipping away it's ok make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall but there's always someone cooler than you yeah you're the shit but you won't be it for long oh there's always someone cooler than you yeah there's always someone cooler than you oh there's always someone cooler than life is wonderful life is beautiful we're all children of one big universe so you don't have to be a chump and you know that i won't hesitate cause every moment life is slipping away it's ok make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall 'cause there's always someone cooler than you yeah you're the shit but you won't be it for long but there's always someone cooler than you oh yeah there's always someone cooler than you because there's always someone cooler than you cooler than you boy cooler than you girl cooler than you sir cooler than you my lady oh! nerds gone wild yeah yea