brian setzer
flatfoot sam
Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile No money down, it was a real good deal Didn't wanna work, just ride around town Finance come, they put his feets on the ground Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill He told the judge, he did it for a thrill He got sixty days to spend in fine Thank you judge for being so kind Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job The very same day the place got robbed The cats got away, they couldn't be found They take it's old Sam and they tagged him down Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam  Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game The dice got switched, Sam got the blame He pulled out a gun, shut out the light Everybody hollered, run for your life Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree He met with a gal weighs six stone three She spent all his money, sold all his land Next thing she did, she got another man Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam       