the dictators
two tub man
Two tub man I am a pilgrim looking for danger I am an outlaw, I am a stranger I'm just a clown walking down the street I think Lou Reed is a creep I need a girl I need release I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man I drink coca cola for breakfast I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants I'm never gonna watch channel thirteen Edjumacation ain't for me I'm so drunk I can barely see I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man I never graduated from high school I wore paisley I was too cool I think color TV's a gas I think Joe Franklin is real flash I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man