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See I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was (Sing!) I have trouble with a (Note) It goes all around my (Throat) It's a terrifying (Thing) See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was (Higher) That's why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a (Choir) Hey, when I begin to (Squeak) It's a cross between a (Shreik) And a quiver or a (Moan) It's a little like a (Croak) Or the record player (Broke) What its doesn't have is (Tone) Oh I know you're thinking What a crazy (Dingaling) But I really couldn't (Sing) I could never really (Sing) What I couldn't do was (Sing!) (Three blind mice) Three blind mice It isn't intentional... (He's doing his best) (Jingle bells, jingle bells) Jingle bells, jingle bells It really blows my mind (He gets depressed) But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in (Power.) And all my friends say I am Perfect for the Shower Still I'm terrific at a (Dance) Guys are comin' in their (Pants) I'm a birdie on the (Wing) But when I begin to (Chirp) They say, "who's the little (Twerp) Goin' 'pong' instead of Ping And when Christmas comes and All my friends go... (Caroling) It is so dishearten (Croak) It is so disquiet (-Ting) It is so discourag (-Ging) Darling, please stop answer (-Ring!) See, I really couldn't (Sing) I could never really (Sing) What I couldn't do was... Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do La Sing, sing Sing a sing a sing sing Sing, sing Sing!