the bonzo dog band
look out, there's a monster coming
Monster Mash (Who knows?)  I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld a eerie sight For my monster from the slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash  From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abode To get a jolt from my electrodes, they did the mash  The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun The guests included Wolf man, Dracula and his son  The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds The coffin baggers were about to arrive With their vocal group, 'The Crypt Kicker Five' They played the mash  Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist and said "What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?" It's now the mash  Now every thing's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you Then you can mash  