iron maiden
nodding donkey blues
Settle down! She's got legs.. like an airship, She's got an arse... like coal tip She's got tits.. just like hot air balloons.. and I mean the Hindenburg! She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon Yeah, you know what I mean She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it You disappear inside, you're never seen again.. lost forever! She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon Alright, here we go... Should be some kind of guitar solo here... Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall I don't think she was available, she was made of concrete stars I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall In fact she was nailed to it I gotta admit, babe.. let's get down to it baby! She had a brain like a sheep-dip, she got love like a cesspit on her mind She was a big girl, she was big. I mean she was big, she was fucking huge! Enormous! Needed a sign overhead! You could have sailed the Hindenburg through her legs and never even had landing permission! One more! Oh we sailed across the ocean you and me I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall!