barenaked ladies
allergies
"Ow, Tye, do you have a cold" "No man I just suffer from..."  Allergies [Repeated numerous times]  Allergic to cats  Allergic to bees Allergic to dust Allergic to trees Allergic to molds Allergic to weeds  "My little brother is allergic to meat" "My friend's mother is allergic to weed" "Allergic to meat?" "Allergic to weeds?"  Got to be trickified of something to eat  Allergies [Repeated numerous times]  Allergic to dogs  Allergic to frogs Allergic to nuts I hate their guts  Allergic to smoke It makes me choke Allergic to shrimp I'll blow up like a blimp  "I get all itchy and start to wheeze Even if I see a slice of cheese"  "A slice of cheese?"  "I start to wheeze Hang on fellows, I', about to sneeze"...(sneeze)   Allergies [Repeat numerous times]  Allergic to dogs Allergic to frogs Allergic to eggs Allergic to legs Allergic to heads Allergic to beds Allergic to  bark It makes me snark  Allergic to face Allergic to base Allergic to guitar Allergic to the stars Allergic to you Allergic to me Allergic to birds Allergic to bees  (screaming)