pretenders
dance!
Dance!  If you will  Dance!  On your capitol hill  Dance!  If you can  Dance!  Like a twentieth century man   Take the people by the throat  Give 'em a reason to give you a vote  Take your audience up on stage  Let them think you're a sage   Dance!  If you want  Dance!  Like you've got a house to haunt  Dance!  Like a freak  Dance!  Like you needed it all week   Take your people by the hand  Tell 'em you'll get 'em to the promised land  Take your woman in the heat of the night  Make her think you're right  See'mon!   Dance!  Like a chimpanzee  Dance!  In the 'land of the free'  Dance!  Like a russian ballet  Dance!  Like a funky situe   Let 'em know that you're well read  Quote the things that jesus said  Lift your face and your whiskey neat  To get you up on your feet  See'mon!