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gilded lily
Well I've been wearing a gilded lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated  My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny My gilded lily, he's worth cash money My gilded lily, he made me a smarty I wear my lily to all the right parties go  I was the envy of all the horde I proclaimed myself overlord My gilded lily gives me all this and more I puke my guts all over the floor  I found the entertainment banal so, Through trenches of flesh we carved a canal Lead harlequin then drew his last He held a bejeweled theatrical mask  The door heaved and then exploded We split the bill and then drove home loaded When we got there the paint was peeling We rose an Jell-O cubes to the ceiling  I wear the lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly Draped in apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the lily Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the lily When I part with Milli Vanilli  And soon the pleasure barges Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated We mingles as one amidst debris of Debauchery, I looked for the lily and just found me  And all the while gilded lily faded Though it was the best I created But gilded lily was still in place It made a mockery of my face  And delivered us a surprise The hulking mass of what we despised We lurched away as we moved to snuff it And we delivered a princely buffet  Soon the continent split all asunder And the radios blared to the blunder My gilded lily expanded while spinning That's when I found out that we were winning  Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons We piled up, peeled out, veered off and then we were gone