weird al yankovic
you make me
You make me want to slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me want to buy a Slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it  You make me You make me You make me That's what you do to me  You make me want to hide a weasel in my shorts You make me want to phone home You make me want to write a dozen book reports Then pack myself in Styrofoam Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles  You make me You make me You make me That's what you do to me  (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what, what you do to me  You make me want to hang out in a trailer park Then take my hamster to the beach You make me want to do my laundry in the dark And use a recommended bleach When I'm with you I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery Or go to see the Care Bears movie  You make me You make me You make me That's what you do to me  (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what, what you do to me  That's what you do to me That's what you do to me That's what you do to me You make me want to break the laws of time and space You make me want to eat pork You make me want to staple bagels to my face Then remove 'em with a pitchfork You know there's something quite unusual about you But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it  You make me You make me You make me That's what you do to me  (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what, what you do to me  (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do-do-do-do-do to me  (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do to me