liz phair
chopsticks
I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards I said, "That's just fine with me, That way we can fuck and watch TV."  It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks He asked if I liked playing jacks I told him that I was good to sixes But all hell broke loose after that  I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp We didn't say anything after that I dropped him off and I drove on home 'Cause secretly I'm timid