they might be giants
shoehorn with teeth
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing  He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous She's not really there  He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing  Tour the world in a heavy metal band But they run out of gas The plane can never land  He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing  What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb When you're much too busy returning to the womb?  He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing