mental as anything
nips are getting bigger
Started out, just drinkin' beer  I didn't know how or why  Or what I was doin' there  Just a couple more  Made me feel a little better  Believe me when I tell you It was nothin' to do with the letter   I ran right out of beer  I took a look into the larder  No bones, nothin' I'd better go and get somethin' harder Back in a flash  I started on a dash of Jamaica rum  Me and Pat Malone  Drinking on our ow-ow-ow-own   Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger  Woh-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger  Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger  Yeah-eah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger   Sometimes I wonder  What all these chemicals  Are doin' to my brain  Doesn't worry me enough  To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain Wipin' out brain cells  By the millions but I don't care  It doesn't worry me  Even though  I ain't got a lot to spare-are-are  Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger  Woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin' bigger  Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger  Yeah-eah-eah, they're gettin' bigger