bloodhound gang
your only friends are make believe
Yea well I sing like an amputee though  Why?  'Cause can't hold a note can't carry a tune  (Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)   Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie  I've brought you a letter speedy delivery  Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due  You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo   I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend  But in the end I still have no friends  Do do do do do do do do do  Do do do do do do do do do   Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater  Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter  I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?  Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?   I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend  But in the end I still have no friends  Do do do do do do do do do  Do do do do do do do do do   You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend  But in the end you still have no friends  Do do do do do do do do do  Do do do do do do do do do   You are my best friend too  I share the same views and hardly ever argue  Eat Spam from the can watch late night see-Span  And rock out to old school Duran Duran   Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too  I share the same views and hardly ever argue  Eat Spam from the can watch late night see-Span  And rock out to old school Duran Duran