berry, chuck
no money down
as i was motivatin' back in town i saw a cadillac sign sayin' "no money down" so i eased on my brakes and i pulled in the drive gunned my motor twice then i walked inside dealer came to me said "trade in your ford and i'll put you in a car that'll eat up the road just tell me what you want and then sign on that line and i'll have it brought down to you in a hour's time" i'm gonna get me a car and i'll be headed on down the road then i won't have to worry about that broken-down raggedy ford "well mister i want a yellow convertible four-door de ville with a continental spare and a wide chrome wheel i want power steering and power brakes i want a powerful motor with a jet off-take i want air condition i want automatic heat and i want a full murphy bed in my back seat i want shortwave radio i want tv and a phone you know i gotta talk to my baby when i'm ridin' alone" yes i'm gonna get that car and i'm gonna head on down the road yeah then i won't have to worry about that broken-down raggedy ford "i want four carbeurators and two straight exhausts i'm burnin' aviation fuel no matter what the cost i want railroad air horns and a military spark and i want a five-year guarantee on everything i got i want ten dollar deductible i want twenty dollar notes i want thirty thousand liability" that's all she wrote i got me a car and i'm headed on down the road no money down i don't have to worry about that broken-down raggedy ford