the kinks
bernadette
I don't want to leave, Bernadette,  But I don't want to live with the jet set.  I don't want to leave with you payin' all my debts,  With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.   Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.  You've never done a day's work in your life,  You've got no incentive.  You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.  Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.   I can't get a job, Bernadette,  So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts  If you marry me, Bernadette,  You'll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.   Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.  You've never done a day's work in your life,  You've got no incentive.  You've made a career out of punting off all of the men you've slept with.  Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.  Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.  Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.   [Bernadette's got a house in the country,  She's really got it made.  Her lawyers made her filthy rich,  She's got all expenses paid.]   Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,  Then you'll eat him all up,  And spit him out,  With a dash of Perrier.   And when you've had enough  You'll throw him away,  And take him for all you can get.  Yeah, you like it don't you, Bernadette?   I don't want to leave Bernadette,  But I want to keep a little bit of self respect.  I don't want to leave with you paying all my debts,  With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.  Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.  You've never done a day's work in your life.  You've got no incentive.  Women like you oughta be locked up