goldie lookin chain
you knows i loves you
I'm gonna make you sweat The way a pig sweats on a hot day 'cause I'm feelin' real sexy, baby, real sexy, ooh yeah That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on I'm gonna massage some oil into my body, baby 'cause I'm gonna get tight with you, yeah I wanna take you to McDonald's with a candle Girl, it's my love you can't handle I see you walkin' on the way home from work Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk I'm for real, it ain't no quirk My love is lurkin' the way a rapist would lurk In a bush, or a car park in town I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pounds From Argos, Elizabeth Duke Maybe you're the skywalker to my Luke The Darth to the vader, flip over the crossfader I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders Or Walkers or Smiths or maybe even Quavers 'cause my love for you is like drugs for ravers With glow sticks and funny hats on I loves you more than I loves my bong Fantasy You and me baby You and me baby Oh, you fuckin' knows I love you right But the thing is it's like this You see, I can feel it inside I can't explain how it feels My sexual love is for real Girl, you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli I'll buy you ten fags on a day trip to Caerphilly I'm after your heart, oh, don't you see? And your three kids doesn't bother me You know I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat Fuck I can't, in McDonald's it's a bolted seat Don't matter 'cause I'm here with you With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too Later on I'll come and help you sign on I'll stare into your eyes, the housin' benefits gone wrong Don't worry, baby it won't take too long I'm just sittin', I'm just waitin', I'm just writin' this song You know that, time passes and I'm lovin' every second Buyin' chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham If you were Dellboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham Why don't you come to me? Why can't you see? My love for you is like Matt Bolan to a tree Dance with me You and me, baby You and me, baby Tonight I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far You've been runnin' through my mind like a shinin' star We've got plenty of time to make sweet love "'cause tonight's the night we take off the glove You know what I mean, you're takin' the pill Don't worry, I'll sort out the bill Supported by the D-H-S-S With family allowance, we'll sort out the mess What's it gonna take to get your attention? A tracksuit and gold chain and semi erection Say no more, I can feel the tear You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer I'll never want another like I want you To prove my love, I gotta tattoo, on my bollocks I was gonna have your name but I only got initials 'cause I couldn't stand the pain My physical love You and me baby You and me baby Tonight The emotional reality You're the nicest lookin' woman outside of my sexmags Especially with your makeup, when your wearin' your Gladrags I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know I wanna buy you trips down the Mecca, Bingo We'll sit together, get four in a row And win a China dog and with it too a family show This is romance, how it should be done When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it I've got to tell you about somethin' I think Without you and my chain I'm the weakest link So get down, baby, and feel my love I'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, into a bush I shove I'll have a grope and get the last bus A romantic date, just the two of us Yeah, one time You and me baby You and me baby Tonight Electrical Love You and me baby You and me baby Tonight I'm feeling kind of, kind of sexy, baby What say you put on that exercise video And I'll watch you sweat? Oh yeah That damn video with Felicity Kendal Damn, you can shit, baby And your makin' me feel kinda itchy And damn, I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on Oh, yeah, yeah Take 'em off, baby Just take them Fuck the music Take them off Just, oh, freak this shit, man Turn the fuckin' tape off, man