michael feinstein
gypsy medley: everything's coming up roses
Here we are in court today Rose just took the stand She's divorcin' me for reasons I still don't understand  That dress is showin' more of her Than I've seen in years And the story that she's tellin's Even got the judge in tears  She's accusin' me of hangin' out With girls of ill repute Adultery, abandonment Even alcohol abuse  I just heard my mother shout Your honor throw the book And even my attorney Just gave me a dirty look  Everything's coming up roses The house, the car The kids and all the cash Everything's coming up roses And I'll be lucky If I keep the shirt that's on my back  My head is buried in my hands The courtroom is adjourned She got all I ever made And all I'll ever earn  If I had a handkerchief I'd break right down and cry Why, even Johnny Carson Got a better deal than mine  Everything's coming up roses The house, the car The kids and all the cash Everything's coming up roses And I'll be lucky If I keep the shirt that's on my back  Everything's coming up roses And I'll be lucky If I keep the shirt that's on my back