of montreal
an introduction for isabell
I'd like to lntroduce you now to Isabell lam  Present owner of the Edward lam wax museum  Daughter of the comedic duo Dorothy and Edward.  Do you remember them?  They accomplished mild success on the stages  Of the vaudeville theatres in Blackpool  And in London that was before the advent of Hollywood.   When vaudeville died  And people stopped going to see them  So they took out a loan  And built a big wax museum  Inside of an old aban- dened vaudeville theatre.   It was about this time  That Dorothy gave birth to their only child  And named her Isabell  And from that day they were so happy and gay.   Momma, papa and their sweet  And thoughtful treasured fair haired angel baby girl.   Eventually a half a century passes we see  Edward in a wheel chair Dorothy in granny glasses  And Isabell the proud proprietor of the wax museam.   Wax Museum.  Isabell would you like to tell  About the bell hidden inside your name.   Does it ring every time someone calle out Isabell?  Do you hear it when you run?  If it broke they'd yell out "Isa" instead of Isabell until you fixed your bell