the lonely island
mama
This one goes out From the bottom of our hearts To the most important lady in our lives It's time to pay some respect I hope you proud of us 'Cause we're proud of you Mama! You raised me right Mama! Showed me the light Mama! Through pain and strife Mama! You gave us life When I fell down you were there to pick me up When I felt bad you were there to build me up Gave everything you had in the world to me And you made me the man I'm supposed to be Jane, even though I don't say it often enough I appreciate everything you did for us Never take you for granted 'cause it ain't hard to see The best parts of you are now a part of me Ah Mama And when it was cold outside you kept us warm and held us down... [Mom]Hi boys, who wants a snack? [Andy] MOM, GET OUT WE'RE IN THE STUDIO! [Jorma] OH MY GOD! [Mom] Just checking on my guys! [Jorma] GET OUT OF HERE! [Andy] WE'RE MAKING A TRACK YOU IDIOT! [Mom] Oooohhh! [Andy] JUST LEAVE! [Mom] Okie doke [Jorma] GO! GO! [Andy] YOU SUCK, MOM! Yeah my one true love, my heart, my ma Show her respect in the form of this song So when life gets hard and it makes you cry I'll always be there to wipe a tear from your eye My mom's my number one fan, my best friend And I'll never disrespect... *Door opens* [Jorma] MOM! [Mom] I know you said you were'nt hungry, but I made ants on a log [Andy] GET THE FUCK OUT [Jorma] LEAVE! LEAVE ME! GO! [Mom] So how's your little club going? [Andy] IT'S NOT A CLUB! [Jorma] IT'S A RAP GROUP! [Mom] Well I'll leave these here and eat them if you... [Jorma] FINE! [Andy] GO TO HELL, MOM! She's an angel on earth with invisible wings I put no one above in summer, winter or spring, or fall... *Door opens* [Mom] Have you guys seen the remote? [Andy] OH MY GOD! [Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE! [Andy] FUCK YOU MOM! [Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE! *window smashes* [Mom] Watch it [Andy] I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE! Jump in front of a bullet if it could save my mom You got a [?] bullet 'cause she will never see harm... *Door opens* [Mom] Nevermind, I found it *They all scream/shout/glass smashes* ['Dale'] Laura, everything ok? [Andy] SHUT THE FUCK UP DALE! [Jorma] SHUT UP! [Mom] Hey! Be nice to Dale [Andy] FUCK DALE! [Jorma] FUCK DALE! [Andy] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE SEX WITH THAT GUY! This goes out to all the mamas Trying to protect their kids from drama Love was your goal to bring(?) No matter what they say, you're beautifull So push them lighters in the sky Wave 'em back from side to side And if you feel lost and alone Let our voices guide you home [Mom] Is something burning down there? [Andy] GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!