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what do you want from life?
What do you want from life  To kidnap an heiress  or threaten her with a knife  What do you want from life  To get cable TV  and watch it every night   There you sit  a lump in your chair  Where do you sleep  and what do you wear  when you're sleeping   What do you want from life  An Indian guru  to show you the inner light  What do you want from life  a meaningless love affair  with a girl that you met tonight   How can you tell when you're doin' alright  Does your bank account swell  While you're dreaming at night  How do know when you're really in love  Do violins play when you're touching the one  That you're loving   What do you want from life  Someone to love  and somebody that you can trust  What do you want from life  To try and be happy  while you do the nasty things  you must   Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:  a heated kidney shaped pool,  a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,  a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,  a kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,  a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,  real simulated Indian jewelry,  a Gucci shoetree,  a year's supply of antibiotics,  a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth  and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,  a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,  Rosemary's baby,  a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,  a new Matador,  a new mastadon,  a Maverick,  a Mustang,  a Montego,  a Merc Montclair,  a Mark IV,  a meteor,  a Mercedes,  an MG,  or a Malibu,  a Mort Moriarty,  a Maserati,  a Mac truck,  a Mazda,  a new Monza,  or a moped,  a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,  or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,  a Las Vegas wedding,  a Mexican divorce,  a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,  or a baby's arm holding an apple? 