mark chesnutt
wrong place, wrong time
It was a girl's night out, I was sittin' at home When brother-in-law called me on the phone He said Son, let's you and me go steppin' out I found a place the girls know nothing about Well, I knew when we crossed that county line We're in the wrong place at the wrong time  A mountain of a man was takin' money outside I saw a line of Harley's and some four-wheel drives I said brother-in-law, I think we better steer clear Don't tell me that you really want to go in here I ain't a fortune teller, but I kinda got a vibe We're in the wrong place at the wrong time  Wrong place, wrong time Lord, I must be outta my mind If we ever get out of this place with our lives What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives  I was mindin' my business sittin' on a stool Brother-in-law was actin' like a fool He had a tattooed lady out on the dance floor And they were doin' a dance I'd never seen before Then the bartender said that's the bouncer's wife You're in the wrong place at the wrong time  Wrong place, wrong time Lord, I must be outta my mind If we ever get out of this place with our lives What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives  That mountain of a man came runnin' inside The tattooed lady pulled a switch-blade knife I thought Lord have mercy, we've reached the end When the local police came and hauled us in  We were standing there in front of that night court judge There was sixteen dollars between the two of us I said judge I'd rather spend my life in jail Then to have to call home to make my bail He said four hundred dollars and you're gonna pay the fine You're in the wrong place at the wrong time  Wrong place, wrong time Lord, I must be outta my mind If we ever get out of this place with our lives What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives What in the world 'we gonna tell our wives We're in the wrong place at the wrong time 