pet shop boys
tall thin men
I'm not one of those tall thin men who likes show tunes I'm not that twee Carousel is Les Mis as well is Living hell for me 'Cause I'm not one of those tall thin men who likes show tunes On the West End stage Ute Lemper Puts me in a temper So does Elaine flaming Paige I would rather go clubbing Than sit through Phantom or Cats They're so sad I get mad And never ever wanna Listen to Madonna Singing Don't Cry For Me, Argentina Give me Get Into The Groove Some house or garage A banging barage of mixing to make-a me move 'Cause I'm the type of a tall thin man who likes no tunes When I get on one And in a coma Oklahoma Is still too bloody long I would pay a fine Not to stand in line Just to see Miss Saigon