slade
them kinda monkeys can't swing
Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer Raised in the back streets of town Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown  Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler Born with the tongue of a snake Every haunt has a muscler on the make  And them kinda monkeys can't swing And them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly maybe They'd fly away from me They'd fly away from me     Everywhere has a ducker an'diver Doin' his best to impress Everywhere has a sciver in a mess,yeah  Every place has a joker at poker Born with a marked deck of cards Every place has a smoker in the yards  And them kinda monkeys can't swing And then birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly maybe  They'd fly away from me They'd fly away from me    And them kinda monkeys can't swing And them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly maybe They'd fly away from me They'd fly away from me