catherine zeta jones
all that jazz
[VELMA] Come on babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all That Jazz Slick your hair And wear your buckle shoes And all that Jazz I hear that Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues And all that Jazz Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin Down at United Drug I case you shake apart And want a brand new start To do that- [VELMA AND COMPANY] Jazz [COMPANY] Skidoo! [VELMA] And all that Jazz [COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee! [VELMA] And all that Jazz [COMPANY] Ha! Ha! Ha! It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl [ALL] And all that jazz [CASELY (spoken)] Listen, your husband ain't home, is he? [VELMA (Spoken)] No, her husband is not at home. Find a flask We're playing fast and loose [ALL] And all that jazz [VELMA] Right up here Is where I store the juice [ALL] And all that jazz [VELMA] Come on, babe We're gonna brush the sky I bet you luck Lindy Never flew so high 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear to all that Jazz? [COMPANY] Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake [VELMA] And all that jazz [COMPANY] Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break [VELMA] And all that jazz [COMPANY] Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle If she'd hear her baby's queer For all that jazz [VELMA] And All that jazz Come on, babe Why Don't we paint The town? And all that jazz [COMPANY] Oh, you're gonna see Your Sheba Shimmy shake And all that jazz [VELMA] I'm gonna Rouge my knees And roll my Stockings down And all that jazz [COMPANY] Oh She's gonna shimmy 'Till her garters Break And all that jazz [VELMA] Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl And all that jazz [COMPANY] Show her where to Park her girdle Oh, her mother's blood'd Curdle If she'd hear Her baby's queer For all that jazz [ROXIE (Spoken)] So that's it, huh Fred? [CASELY (Spoken)] yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie. [ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, Fred... [GIRLS (Spoken)] Oh, Fred... [CASELY (Spoken)] Yeah? [ROXIE (Spoken)] Nobody walks out on me. [CASELY (Spoken)] Sweetheart- [ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, don't "sweetheart" me, you son-of-a-bitch! [COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee! Jazz! [ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, I gotta pee! [VELMA] No, I'm no one's wife But, Oh, I love my life And all that Jazz! [COMPANY] That Jazz! RenÃ©e Zellweger (Roxy) Catherine Zeta-Jones (Velma) Taye Diggs (Casely)