the beach boys
santa's beard
I want to meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa I want to meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa I want to see Santa Claus, the real real Santa He wants to meet ol' Santa Claus  I took my brother to the department store He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list He stood in line and he shook like a leaf He's only five and a half goin' on six  He said, "Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, Really really (the real Santa) Santa Claus? Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, really really Santa? (I hope he doesn't pull Santa's beard) Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, Really really (the real Santa) Santa?" Hope he thinks that's Santa Claus  I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap  And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt He yanked the beard right on off of his chin And in his eyes I could see he was hurt  He said, "You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus, You're really not (the real Santa) Santa Claus You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus, You're really not Santa (he shouldn'ta pulled Santa's beard) You're not (not Santa) Santa Claus, You're really not (the real Santa) Santa" He's just helpin' Santa Claus  He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, The real (the real Santa) real Santa He's helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, The real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, The real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' Santa Claus  He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, The real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, The real (he shouldn'ta pulled Santa's beard) real Santa  He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus, The real (the real Santa) real Santa He's just helpin' Santa Claus