the beautiful south
101% man
I've seen these people described as mad But find men kissing too odd Say all their friends are gay when in fact They gave a man in tight vest a quick nod  And all those threats if you keep kissing They're gonna go report you to god Yet if Christ really had that many disciples There was probably one of you in his squad  And any news you receive would lead you to believe Of the other world little is known So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater With kids don't try this at home  There are gay men you've knocked homophobics clean out When most would have turned and ran Gay men who hate it when they get called queer And gay men who don't give a damn Some gay men go wearing women's makeup Just to prove to themselves they can And on the masculine side of this whole wide world There is no 101% man  Those who have only seen Gay Pride Think it's a life long license to shock But men have kissed men since way back when If you were caught you'd be put in a stock  And any news you receive would lead you to believe Of the other world little is known So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater With kids don't try this at home  There are gay men who've knocked homophobics clean out When most would have turned and ran Gay men who hate it when they get called queer And gay men who don't give a damn Some gay men go wearing women's makeup Just to prove to themselves they can And on the masculine side of this whole wide world There's no 101% man  And when the Tom Robinson band sang "Sing if you're glad to be gay" We all joined in, and though most of us weren't The song seemed to show us the way  And as the song reached it's end you looked for the friend that That made singing along feel O.K It ain't San Francisco but your end of term disco And the dance floor's beginning to sway  There are gay who've knocked homophobices clean out When most would have turned and ran Gay men who hate it when they get called queer And gay men who don't give a damn  Some gay men go wearing women's makeup Just to prove to themselves they can And on the masculine side of this whole wide world There's no 101% man, man