the royal guardsmen
snoopy for president
The time had come to elect a President And all the famous candidates thought they were heaven-sent They screamed and raved and pounded their hands above their hearts But soon the noble promises were hard to tell apart  Waiting at the pumpkin patch, a dog sincere and brave And everybody hoped that soon the country he would save The pumpkin said "The day has come for you to take a stand" "For love has left the people across our native land"   	Some wear the sign of the elephant and some wear the sign of the mule 	But we'll hold the sign of the beagle high and love will shine right through  All the politicians, they swore he couldn't win But Snoopy only shook his head and flashed his famous grin He jumped into his faithful friend, the Sopwith Camel plane And bounced around the countryside from Washington to Maine  