mark knopfler
wag the dog
Now you can do the Watusi You can do it if you try Any puppy Dog or pussy Can do the jerk or do the fly Now you can do the Woolly Bully But can you pull the Woolly Woolly? Can you wag, can you wag the dog?  You got the shimmy and the hustle It's all the rage downtown Yeah, you don't have to have the muscle To get into the mess around 'Cause you can do the Woolly Bully But can you pull the Woolly Woolly? Can you wag, can you wag the dog?  So make him sit, make him stay Come to heel, go play Roll him over, lie still Make him go kill, atta boy Wag that dog, baby  You have had the duck and mashed potato Funky chicken on a roll Move on up a little later To the monkey and the stroll Now you can do the Woolly Bully But can you pull the Woolly Woolly? Can you wag, can you wag the dog?  Now go bow, bow, wow, wow Now go woof, woof, woof, woof Yeah, that's right, wag the dog  The Locomotion Boogaloo The Hully Gully and the Limbo, too Wag that dog  Yeah, Hitchhike for me, baby Now we're Barefootin' The Funky Funky Penguin  That's the Bug and that's the Frog Yeah, but can you wag Wag the dog, can you wag the dog Wag the dog, can you wag the dog?