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hetero
What a fucked up world Or is it my fucked up head? The only way you are cool is If you're gay or dead  Straight, normal, hetero guy Normal, hetero, straight guy  I never get any chicks But it's better than a gun Or a dick in the mouth Is there any place to be For a normal straight guy like me?  Straight, normal, hetero guy Normal, hetero, straight guy  Maybe I should pierce my butt Or get a few tattoos Maybe I should wear a dress Or be a homo like you  Straight, normal, hetero guy Normal, hetero, straight guy  Yeah, that's right I'm a straight Normal, girl fuckin', coffee drinkin' Titty suckin', cigarette smokin', seal killin' Red neck ass bastard from hell 