The app gods have smiled kindly upon us this day. My crew and I have slogged through countless non-answers and irrelevants deep in the far regions of the intersea  our trials and sacrifices all in vain. Though our fruitless adventures may admittedly be fair rival of the great Odyssey itself  our final landing on the shore of SD Scanner has brought sheer joy to our hearts. May others share the glorious success we have achieved. With extended gratitude  Captain Grae
February 18 2015