english: In assessing the merits of such tales, it's probably wise to keep in mind that old sailor's saw that the only difference between a fairytale and a sea story is a fairytale begins, "Once upon a time," and a sea story begins, "This ain't no shit." (Laughter) Every fish that gets away grows with every telling of the tale.
non_english: U procenjivanju zasluga ovakvih priča, verovatno je mudro imati na umu izreku starog moreplovca da je jedina razlika između bajke i morske priče ta što bajka počinje sa: "Bilo jednom..." a morska priča sa: "Nije zajebancija...". (Smeh) Svaka riba koja pobegne raste sa svakim pričanjem priče.