english: I think you should be afraid of spiders -- spiders are creepy and they've got long, hairy legs, and spiders like this one, the brown recluse -- it's horrible. If a brown recluse bites you, you end with one of these  horrible, big necrotic things on your leg and there might be one right now sitting on the chair behind you, in fact.
non_english: Mislim da bi i trebalo da se plašite paukova. Paukovi si jezivi i imaju dugačke, dlakave noge, i paukovi kao ovaj, smeđi pauk samotnjak - užasan je. Ako vas smeđi pustinjak ujede, završićete sa jednom ovakvom nekrotičnom ranom na nozi. Možda jedan, upravo sada, čeka na stolici iza vas.