english: Because I'm from Switzerland, and I just don't hope you think this is Swiss German I'm speaking now here. This is just what it sounds like if we Swiss try to speak American.
non_english: Dolazim iz Švajcarske, i nadam se da ne mislite da je ovo švajcarski nemački koji govorim ovde. Ovako zvuči kada Švajcarac pokuša da govori američki.