english: So after seeing these shocking statistics, I thought to myself, "Okay, even if I'm not just doing it for myself and the fact that I don't want to bathe, I at least need to do it to try to save the world." (Laughter) So with my trusty little steed, my Nokia 6234 cell phone -- I didn't have a laptop, I didn't have Internet much, except for the 20-rand-an-hour Internet cafe — I did research on Wikipedia, on Google, about lotions, creams, the compositions, the melting points, the toxicities -- I did high school science -- and I wrote down a little formula on a piece of paper, and it looked like the KFC special spice, you know?
non_english: Videvši ove šokantne statistike, pomislio sam: "Dobro, čak iako ne radim to samo zbog sebe i činjenice da ne želim da se kupam, barem treba da pokušam da spasim svet." (Smeh) I tako sam sa svojim vernim konjem, moj mobilni Nokia 6234 - nisam imao laptop, nisam imao internet, izuzev interneta u kafiću za 20 randa za sat - istraživao sam na Vikipediji, Guglu, o losionima, kremama, sastavima, tačkama topljenja, toksičnostima - sproveo sam srednjoškolsko istraživanje - i napisao sam malu formulu na parčetu papira. Izgledala je kao specijalni začin KFC-a, znate?