english: I don't know all of the solutions to this problem, but I do know this: in southern Ohio right now, there's a kid who is anxiously awaiting their dad, wondering whether, when he comes through the door, he'll walk calmly or stumble drunkly.
non_english: Ne znam sva rešenja za ovaj problem, ali ovo znam - u južnom Ohaju ovog trenutka postoji dete koje zabrinuto čeka tatu, pitajući se da li će, kada uđe na ta vrata, ući mirno ili će se pijano teturati.