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How David Sedaris became a Christmas writer — and how he started writing stories about the holiday that are so dark that sometimes it seems that he's trying to single handedly destroy Christmas. We hear from members of David's own family, and from David, all of whom insist that David loves Christmas.
How an audience of children derailed Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
Act Three: How Bad Is This Relationship?
The people of Chicago speak out.<end_of_turn>