"PRINCETON, N.J. -- This, says Rodney A. Fisk, is no way to run a railroad.</br></br>He points to the dirty, littered passenger car. He gripes about surly, ""overpaid"" train crews. He labels the line's owner ""wretched"" and its customer-service standards befitting a ""Soviet meat market.""</br></br>Yes, sir. If Rodney Fisk ran this railroad, things sure would be different.</br></br>Just another crabby commuter? No, Mr. Fisk really wants to run this railroad -- so badly that he is hounding its owner with what he calls ""a hostile takeover offer"" for the line. Never mind that the 47-year-old part-time town councilman and full-time landlord has never worked on a railroad. Or that he's offering only $10. Total.</br></br>We're not talking Orient Express here. This is the Dinky."