I know things have been rough lately, with the stock market acting crazy and everything. And I know some of your portfolios are, well, quite portable.</br></br>But just because you?Ûªve had to dump the Porsche, BMW, and Mercedes-Benz, all is not lost. I gotta car for you:</br></br>It?Ûªs a terrific piece. Goes just as fast on legal highways as your Porsche 944. It?Ûªs a heck of a lot more comfortable than your 300-series BMW. And, though it shamefully lacks an air bag, it?Ûªs equipped as well as some of your pricier Mercy B?Ûªs.</br></br>And, hey, unless you really got wiped out in Wall Street?Ûªs on-again, off-again crash, you can pay for the Mark VII and still hold onto your condo. I mean, here's your chance to ?ÛÏstep down?Û? without anybody noticing.</br></br>Only problem is, the Mark VU?Ûªs an American car. Many of you have a hard time dealing with that. But, like I?Ûªve been telling you for a couple of years, that?Ûªs a goofed-up, wacko attitude.