CONTRIBUTION BOX
To Mr. Henry Ford:
"My Dear Henry; There is no doubt that a citizen of your ability and versatility will again come to the rescue before the great world drama closes its final scene. Though you failed to 'get the boys out of the trenches' before a certain Christmas day, it was not your fault; the 'getting-out' was not good just then; and though you failed to swoop down on the enemy's subs with a swarm of sharp-toothed eagles to lift those devil fish bodily from the deep, it was not your fault, for our Uncle Sam and the Allies, took over the subs' before the eagles were fully feathered and ready to swoop; and though you failed to secure a swivel chair in the senate chamber, it was not your fault; the chairs were all taken by the officers in advance, except those in the visitors' gallery. However, you should feel happy at the thought and the country should rejoice that even now you are in a position to an exact great honor to yourself by turning the great 'Tin Lizzy' shops into a cordial place for the manufacture of rope with which to hang the damn criminals of Germany as fast as they are brought to justice by our Allied court martial and which criminals will include the distinguished arch-murderer who recently escaped to Holland, and thus the hangmen may not be retarded in this glorious work of sending to hell, by the rope line, the swarms of baby killers who are now howling for bread from  The nations they tried to annihilate; for, after all, why the official and army in humans have been strung up there is still a mighty crop of civilian criminals for whom the rope is spinning. 