'I'lie I'l'sflinlnt Mhjhj
The man wl.o ha.? of .'cads a Stac!;, of tiours"*!,
will iif'.-r iv? 1 money's lack. and. while he i?
prepared to lend, he's sure to never lack a
friend.
>hnke.*<peni*e liny hy liny.
For tli<* Kcicnstup Socialists; "What carc these
roarers for the name of King?"?The Tempest,
i. 1.
For the despondent .swain:
"To he i:. love, where scorn is bought with
p roans :
Coy looks, with heart-sore siglts"
?Two tie: tlemen of Verona, i. 1.
For tv.f Street-Cleaning Department's critic:
"Thou .*? rt ilio Mars of niali or.lents; t second
three; troop on!"?Merrry Wives of Windsor,
Sllll lor l.llierly.
Crubb.s?I >o you believe in the principle of
compulsory a rbi'? r.it ion'.'
Stnbbs -Certainly, hut I don't believe in either
:-ide ace, i > t i iig the arbitrators' award unless it
proves pl< asing.
I'.ooiiL'.Ii to Make Any One Angry.
"How ,.ii.i young llowler pet himself into the
bad graces >f Jmlw Fourrlusher?"
"Me rorri- li-il thi- other day the judge's state. 1
mcnt of a point of law." |
"Aivl. of course, Mnwler was wrong."
"No. he hap|-ii to be right."
Tn-I)ii)'? IIcni If ninl-lMckeil .loke.
