Begot of nothing but vain fantasy.
Which is as thin of substance as the air.
And more inconstant than the wind."
Romeo and Juliet, i. 4.
For the idle gossip:
"Crief hath two tongues, and never woman yet
Could rule them both, without ten women!"
Vesus and Adonis, iHS. i
For the idle Jester:
"A merrier man.
Within the limit of becoming mirth.
I never spent an hour's talk withal;
His eye begets occasion for his wit,
For every object that the one doth catch
The other turns in a mirth-giving jest."
Love's Labor's Lost, ii l
But the Trouble Started.
Screen? Did you know that the Young-Doves
had been divorced?
Bean? Why, no! I thought they were the
happiest couple in the world. What on earth
was the trouble?
Screen? Well, it just wouldn't be helped. Mr.
Young-Dove likes Marguerite Clark and Mrs.
Young-Dove Just loves Mary Pickford. The
other night they were playing at different
theaters, and neither of the Young-Doves would
live in to the other. The trouble started then,
there was a sharp quarrel, and both of them
were madder and madder. Mrs. Young-Dove said
that he was a hussy, and that made Mr.
Young-Dove so mad that he made a fool of
himself and said Francis X. Bushman was a
ham. Then Mrs. Young-Dove said that any man
who couldn't  I appreciate a real society man and a screen artist when he saw him couldn't be any husband of hers. Of course, there wasn't anything to do but get a divorce. Hubbling it in.
Poorly disguised threat printed on the door of a Went barber shop:
WALK IN IT S Vol'R TURN NEXT Hard on the Statesmen. 