"Completely," responded the Judge. "Now, if you can relieve me of the conviction that this law you have been discussing has no application to the case at bar, we might start out to get somewhere."
To-Day's Best Hand-Picked Joke.
"I caught the streetcar conductor who owes me money on the car platform last night."
"Did you get your money?"
"No; he did the same thing my other creditors do."
"What's that?"
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Plagiarism.
The was a large person named Loies
Who made a most marvelous noise.
"I have found," so he groaned.
"That there party enthroned
My patented methods employs."
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