If the Mayor doesn't take hold promptly, the Police Department will form a Bureau of Its own.
SEEN ON THE SIDE
Klementa.
Many men of many minds,
Many dreams of many kinds.
Many clays unfurled.
Many loves in many lands.
Many orders and commands?
These make up the world.
Many hates that many feel.
Many griefs that over us steal.
Sorrow, pain and strife;
Many high ambitious lost.
Some attained at any cost
These make up our life.
The People Say
Unless you want to transform yourself into a roadway, do unto others as they have done you.
Social Note.
The well-known High Cost of Living is making a series of visits at the homes of our leading families.
Applied Patriotism.
"I suppose the company has a reason for packing passengers in like this," remarked one weary sufferer on a Butter Park car to another.
"Certainly," replied the second victim. "The company is devoting itself to the conservation of national resources, and is trying to prove that two human beings, by standing on each other's feet, can be placed where only one was placed before."
Knough Hun Knough.
He? When I came home from the club last night you wouldn't let me get a word in code.
She? In view of the fact that your condition made it necessary for you to get in the house edgewise. I thought you had done enough in that particular way.  'I'o-Da'* Heat Itnnd-PlcUed. Inke. 