The lamp is the recognized property of the woman head of the family and the lamp gives a thrill. Now is the time to do it, says the Good Judge. Go to real tobacco— the small chew with the rich tobacco taste that lasts a long time. It will cost you less to chew than ordinary tobacco. Any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew will tell you that. Put Up In Two Styles: RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco. W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco. She Didn't Find All. "I found a letter in your coat pocket that you had not mailed." "Is that all you found in my pocket?" "That is all there was in it." "Oh, no, it's not." "What else, I'd like to know?" "A rip under the sleeve, but, of course, you were not looking for anything like that." Literally. "We got a bad shaking up, though no one was seriously hurt," said the woman describing the streetcar collision. "But poor Mrs. Jones, her wig went in one direction and her teeth in another." "Did she get angry?" "Angry? Why, she flew all to pieces." Way of the Man's Girl. "You wouldn't speak to him?" exclaimed the maiden aunt, in surprise. "No." replied the modern girl coldly. "When I passed him I gave him the geological survey." "The geological survey?" "  Yes, aunt. What is commonly known as the stony stare.
Couldn't Be Cashed.
Hewitt—I had a terrible dream last night.
Jewett—I am prepared for the worst; tell it.
Hewitt—I dreamed that it was 1926 and that, when I tried to get a beer check honored, it was returned marked "no funds."
Another Shantung Problem. 