He came to the door of a new tenant and on it, being opened, he wished the lady the usual compliments, at the same time adding: "I'm the man that empties the garbage can."
"Thank you, same to you," was her reply; "and for the lady that fills it."
A Regular Christmas Feeling.
"Oh, Mr. Flipperley," she exclaimed soulfully, "have you ever felt a dim, uneasy sense of oppression as if the mere weight of life were a burden too heavy to be borne by the chained spirit panting with psychic longing to be free?"
"I invariably have such a feeling at Christmas time," was the callous response; "but hitherto I have attributed it to pudding!"
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PUT CREAM IN NOSE AND STOP CATARRH
Tells How To Open Clogged Nostrils and End Head-Colds.
You feel fine in a few moments. Your cold in head or catarrh will be gone. Your clogged nostrils will open. The air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snuffling, mucous.  ous discharges or dryness; no struggling for breath at night. Tell your druggist you want a small bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. Apply a little of this fragrant, antiseptic cream in your nostrils, let it penetrate through every air passage of the head; soothe and heal the swollen, inflamed mucous membrane, and relief comes instantly. 