My wish, however, that I be not made to pay for all the damage done; for I had to satisfy my fiendish soldiers who destroyed; because they were ordered to do so. I trust the good Allies who have hated so much, will not make me pay for the destruction, for I love to be cruel, but hate to pay for it. Fourth. I give and bequeath to Italy, peace and quiet of her domains, for her gallant soldiers did not treat my brave and kind men tenderly, and as I do not want my refined Huns and their Austrian brothers contaminated by Italy's brave men, I generously give up all claim to her territory. Fifth. To Great Britain I leave the air and sea; as my attempts to control both were so hard and trying on my brave men, that I have decided out of the bigness of my heart to let her have her gallant navy, her airplanes and her sea coast unmolested by my will. To America and the Yanks I will and direct that they have free passage home, the sooner the better for the "Dear Fatherland"; for of all that have destroyed the peace and quiet of my old age, the Yanks have done more than their share. My love for them is so great, and they have been so kind in their dealings with my Prussian Guards, and other cracked regiments I will that they all be bought a free ficket home at once. Seven have given to my good, kind friend Satan who stood by me in all I give and bequeath to Belit is Sixth. 