"Didst thou never hear that things ill got had ever had success? And happy always was it for that son whose father for his hoarding went to hell?" King Henry VI., fart 111., li. 2.
For the unhappy King of Belgium: "Here I and sorrows sit; Mere is my throne, hid Kings come bow to it." King John, HI. 1.
For the discoverer: "To unpathed waters, undreamed shores." The Winter's Tale, iv. 4.
Deserving No Credit.
"Can you tell me," demanded the suffragette orator, "how the world has reached its conclusion that women are more stable and less logical than men."
"It is hard to understand," replied the person addressed, "but I suppose the explanation is that the world in this case just happened to be right."
Left out and Hotter.
"I've had a great piece of luck. My uncle has just died and left me an automobile."
"That's nothing. My uncle has just died and left me five gallons of gasoline."
Unite to the Skeleton.
"Jack, that Mrs. Dubbs makes me weary. I hope she doesn't join our club. She's always chattering about the high cost of living."
"From what her husband says to me, Juliet, it doesn't cost her very much. He is always complaining to me of what they have to eat."
Mamma's Evening Out.
Can't you coddle me up just a little, mamma? Just for a minute or so?  I 'clare I ain't sick: don't put me to bed Before I want to go. My stonebruise does hurt, just a little bit, And my legs do pain me some; Been running races most all day With Dinky Jones, my chum. My gore too ain't got well quite yet. 