How these editors love to josh each other;
For instance, note the following from the Post
Herald-Courier; "Roanoke on the Map is the
caption of an editorial in the World-News of
that city. Any town that is not more than
150 miles from Bristol ought to be able to get
oil the map."
For the benefit of an old bachelor acquaintance,
we quote the following from the Richmond
Times-Dispatch: "Bachelor criminals are twice
as numerous as married ones." And the question naturally follows: Are all bachelors criminals? Blackstone Courier. Certainly. Isn't it
criminal to remain an old bachelor?
"Bacon may have written Shakespeare," says
the Norfolk Virginian-Pilot, "but that furnishes
no license to Congress to let 'pork' write the
preparedness measures." If it does, it is to be
hoped it will not take 300 years to prove or
 disprove the authorship.
"Denmark," says the Newport News Times
Herald, "wants to soil Uncle Sam a little bunch
of islands. But Uncle Sam already has more
Islands on hand than he knows what to do
with." The indications are that he will need a
few more like "Governor's" before this Mexican
wrangle is over.
"A man never forgets the first time he ever
kissed a girl," says an exchange. But he does.
Nine out of ten men can't remember their first.
They do remember, however, the first time they
ever tried a chew of tobacco. Claretnont Herald. 