SEVER BORROW NEIGHBOR'S PAPER
A man who was too economical to subscribe for his home paper sent his boy to borrow the copy taken by the neighbor. In his haste, the boy ran to a $4 stand of bees and in ten minutes looked like a warty summer squash. His father ran to his assistance, and failing to notice the barbed wire fence, ran into that, cutting a hole in his anatomy and ruining a $5 of trousers. The old cow took advantage of the gap in the fence and into the cornfield and killed her, eating green corn. Hearing a net, the wife ran out, upset a four-inch churn of cream into a basket, killing the chickens, drowning the enchatch. In her haste, she dropped the baby, having been left alone, crawled through the milk into the parlor, ruining a brand new $55 carpet. During the excitement, the oldest daughter ran away with the hired man, the dog broke up eleven setting hen s and the calves got out and chewed the tails off four fine shirts on the clothes line, says an exchange. 