The Brightonomicon
Robert Rankin
 The novel is set in Brighton, and concerns the grand high magus Hugo Rune (AKA The Reinventor of the Ocarina, the Mumbo Gumshoe, the Hokus Bloke, the Cosmic Dick, the Guru's Guru, the Perfect Master, the Lad Himself) and his quest to solve the mystery of the Brighton zodiac, with the aid of his amnesia struck assistant, Rizla (revealed at the conclusion of the novel to be Jim Pooley of The Brentford Trilogy). The are opposed in the novel by Rune's arch foe, the evil Count Otto Black. The following cases are featured:- {| border="2" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" style="margin: 1em 1em 1em 0; background: #f9f9f9; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 95%;" |- bgcolor="#CCCCCC" align="center" !Case !! Description !! Connection |---- | The Hound of the Hangletons |Hugo Rune and the amnesiac Rizla are hired to investigate a strange lost dog, and Rune reveals to Rizla the secret of the Chronovision, a television that allows the user to witness any event in history |The lost dog of the original case |---- | The Curious Case of the Centenary Centaur |While attending a lecture on the size of the universe with Hugo Rune, Rizla is captured by a group of demented doctors seeking to dissect him for organ transplants, and a centaur is unleashed |A centaur appears from a fairy mound |---- | The Monstrous Mystery of the Moulescomb Crab |A conversation with a bog troll about his dead brother leads to Rizla and Rune learning of a terrible plot by the Secret Government to bring down the Royal Family with the aid of a group of space crabs |The crabs originate from a distant nebula |---- | The Lark of the Lansdowne Lioness |When a statue of Queen Victoria begins to cry tears of real Earl Grey Tea, Rune alone knows that a nightmare from the past is about to be unleashed |The 'Lioness' is Queen Victoria, who according to Rune was the reincarnation of King Richard the Lionheart |---- | The Curious Case of the Woodingdean Chameleon |With Rune away on business, it is up to Rizla to avert an assassination attempt at a game of croquet while posing as fictional private detective Lazlo Woodbine |Rizla initially believes that the case refers to Count Otto Black in disguise at the Withdean Stadium- identified as 'Woodingdean' by a barman by accident-, but Rune later claims that it referred to him (Continuing the running gag of Lazlo Woodbine's name being mispronounced) |---- | The Scintillating Story of the Sackville Scavenger |Attending the opening of a nudist theme restaurant with Rune (All other Brighton restaurants no longer accepting Rune's presence), Rizla is shocked to witness a group of dead rock stars dining with them |The scavenger is Robert Johnson, who aided the world around him with his music |---- | The Fantastic Adventure of the Foredown Man |While attending a garden party, Rizla witnesses the apparent murder of Lord Jeffrey - despite the fact that the man in question vanished over a hundred years earlier - and his various relatives subsequently begin to die in various horrible manners |Lord Jeffrey was the forefather of the others |---- | The Baffling Business of the Bevendean Bat |Reports of lost cats in the Bevendean area, coupled with radioactive doves, multiple roaring animals at regular intervals, and an encounter with an exploding uniped in the bar The Really Small Atlantean, lead to a confrontation between Rune and the evil Count Otto Black about a modern-day version of Noah's Ark |The bar's true name is the Bevendean Bathyscaphe |---- | The Sensational Sage of the Saltdean Stallion |While at a party in Lewes, Rune is apparently killed as a sacrifice to reveal the location of the Chronovision, leaving Rizla to escape Count Otto Black’s followers with the aid of an urban legend |The 'Stallion' is Norris Styver, who became trapped in Lewes's complicated street system and could not escape |---- | The Birdman of Whitehawk |The Chronovision now recovered after a trip into the Forbidden Zones, Rune and Rizla must tackle the mysterious apparitions that plague their current host |The Birdman is an native-american/Indian chief, Chief Whitehawk, who provides Rune and Rizla with accommodation |---- | The Wiseman of Withdean |Rizla is forced to disguise himself as a woman as he and Rune search for the last descendant of Jesus Christ at a Heavy Metal concert |The Wiseman is Lord Tobes, the last descendant of Jesus |---- | The Concluding Chaotic Conundrum of the Coldean Cat |Their forces gathered, Rune and Rizla prepare for the final confrontation with Count Otto Black and for their final parting after a long year of adventures |Coldean is Tobes' recently-lost cat |---- |}