Lmao


Hide the children


Children don't exist anymore


It's 2019


Lmfao


What so we procreate and give birth to robots?


Makes sense


Wew


Evolution sure is strange


Indeed it is


What about Discord dwellers


Good morning everyone


Morning meow


My English exam started 15 minutes ago


N!cry


Thank you traffic


Mornin


How are you all doing?


Terrible.


Awful.


the worst.


Great


How are you


I'm 25 minutes late to my test so not so good


Crow nooo


Oh sounds less than fun


You need to get to your test faster.


Semajzesherif Wanna go barbecue children?


I'm on a bus


Jesus


What


BBQ children?


Yea


Perfectly legal


Sounds fun


Our first date


You find the kids i find the grill


Goodnight


Sounds like a plan


You two need jesus


i agree


I think I accidentally blew out my vocal cords


he was murked


How are you people today


Seoyun throat ded


i will cast heal on ur throat


dw


Its cause I was voice acting all day


Hot green tea with honey and lemon Rose


And then I sang love on top


And I started coughing


Wow you a voice actor?


Nice


And I couldnt breathe properly


Oh that's not good...


And then I threw up


Rose is heavenly blessed voice actress


o


Are you okay?


Hot shower?


That's not good at all


Tfw you blow your vocal cords out with a beyonce song


There there


pat


Take it easy


Drink water and have a nice sleep


I sound like a tadpole


Croaky


We care about you so stay safe and healthy


hello peoples


It's okay


That's my normal voice


Welcome to the tadpole squad


what have i just walked in on?


same


we can bond over our tadpole voices machilly


he murked himself


No murking


Youre strong and independent, you dont need a man


N!pat @


I was about to say


Like wow I dont get pats in return


n!pat sword


n!pat swae


my dads black so dont give me that xD


Tf is festi?


yep


nope


Oh no way


There are no girls online


Netoge lies


grillz dont exist here


omo


pokes sword


No there are no girls


Their a myth


Imaginary is best girl


And she my waifu


n!cookie Sword


They dont


n!cookie Swae


Thanks


n!cookie @


Are we supposed to answer that


Um what


No I'm a guy


Back off


o.o


Festi sounds like a dollar store soda, ngl


man watching dominos fall is entertaining xD


I like the sound they make


Wata


What the hell is wrong with wa ter?


water


Did you just assume my beverage?


Just for that I'm taking an angry sip


That was infuriatingly refreshing


Ye?


had to put on my glasses for that one


Idk I dont like looking at the frog and normal emotes


I only like looking at anime ones


n!hug everyone


uhhh


omai


Can u not


Their not even anime ones


And their lewd ag


Af


I'm not a weeb


Just cause I like anime emotes doesnt make me one


I'm an otaku


That's weeb talk if I ever read it


OTAKU


Weeb


Otaku


I see zero distinction between them.


Therefore otaku weeb.


Their completely different things


otaku is weeb


otaku is a weeb with a superiority complex to weebs


They're


You're splitting hairs, weeb.


weeb is a catchall term for people who like/discuss/talk about anime more than a casual viewer, now


It's like calling a human a monkey


Their different


The ONLY reason I'm continuing is because you're enabling it.


If you bother to read the definition youd know


Nah


I see zero distinction, as I said earlier


otaku's are arguably more obsessed, claiming there is a distinction and putting themselves above a typical weeb


At least I'm not an otaku weeb


No one cares either way


So I have that going for me:


I mean there is nothing wrong being an otaku


Tbh you're on the internet in an anime server anyways


Your point?


So you're far from normal either way


I'm well aware. I embrace it.


How about you, weeb?


And you're not an otaku or weeb


So you dont belong either or


WE'RE NOT!?


I thought otakus are anime fans that recluse themselves in their rooms


Sword kinda


Weeb is different from otaku


That's more a NEET


Nah if we're cutting the BS from what I understand otaku is basically anyone with an obsessive passion for a hobby.


To see this beautiful face


So you can be an otaku for PC gaming or cars.


If it's an obsessive interest then technically it's otaku.


Otaku is just japanese for weeb


Regardless of what it is


Boy you're just ignoring my explanation. I stopped joking already


THROBULATOR cause you have yet to raise any valid points lmfao


deletedchannel


Can we just agree to disagree


Otakus dont even use japanese words


You dont know the definitions so you clearly dont know what you're talking about


Not my problem


Boy someone sounds bootybothered


You both do since neither of you are stopping or going to debate


Yikes


t o e s


pls no foot fetishists


Toenecklacesanyone?


Oof


do it anyway lily


Wasnt that already obvious


Oh my


How lewd


Nani


So kinky


It stopped. Happy?


general being weird again


He a weirdo


Me and Roku also know someone like that


if u like toes u like toes


I'm tired af I really need sleep


Go to sleep


Can't


I'm at an apprenticeship


Nah im good


sleep on mine


I could sleep on anyones lap tbh


Can't sleep until my sheets dry. I chose a bad time clean them.


Ripp


How late is it for you


Ah it's 9:20 am for me


Not THAT late but work and school got me worn the hell out.


Ripp understandable


I haven't slept for a while


Feel like I need a nap


Then you should sleep extra long tonight


Can't;;


Why not?


I stay up for most my friends


Oh I'm sure they'll understand


Ya don't lmao


You come first


We'll see


Well I wanna play with them


Hai everyone:3


Hia Dekusan


Hia Gib


hru guys


I can't be here for much longer cuz I gotta go to the gym, study for a bit and then cook lunch. But How is everyone?


Oh. I'm good.:3


nice


I'm p decent


Hbu you Gib?


bad


How so?


Hope you get well soon.:3


thanks


Aww


Get well soon


Mhm mhm


i hope so too i have this thing i wanna do tomorrow at schoo


school


and i might have to stay home


Awh


D:


N!hug Boland


Welcome


welcome


thanks sword but the ping notif went off late and startled me


So sorry;;


is fine


Welcomeee


thanks youuu


How're you doing tonight


Welcome!


im alright, youu?


thanks you!


Tired have to play with my moms puppy until she goes to work


thanks you


Tragic I know


oh doggo


nom doggo


maybe next time


Go sleep


Invisible pal


nu


have stuff to do that I'm procrastinating on by laying in bed


So im really liking this apprenticeship thing


What's your apprenticeship


Wizardry


Mechanical engineering


oh thats really cool


Learning how to use a drill with a program


Rip boys


Guess I gotta kms now


D:


noo


Rip me


give fuji a cookie cheer you up


Hello everyone


How are you guys doing?


3 am shower time das how I'm doin


heyy


Hewo


huwu


Hi sky!


hallo


hows it goin


Its going great how is you


Gay


luv spring


im doing well playing seige


Hi all lovely beans


Welcome


Hai hai


Ello


Whats erybuddy up too?


Hi


I had to change my pfp bcs ppl kept mistaking me for a girl;;


D:


gives fuji a cookie


Is oki


n!hug fuji


Only one more hour and im coming home


Girl avatar girl irl amirite?


Morning


Mornin


Just finished my exam maybe i go back to sleep


xd a lot of ppl seem to think that


Even tho I even had a male role


Maybe get a less girly name


If youre expecting someone to be a girl on discord..


Its a trap


It's not even girly


Idk man


Tarps


Laaag


Did y'all make this bot?


Yes


Sky is a girls name, are you girl?


I'm a guy:p


It would have an e at the end


Osq is being let down


Im just doing an experiment


Hmmm


Shashimi is a grill squid


Shashimi rolling


Am I?


Shaboi is fairly boyish name


I would hope so


Shashimi is Japanese for a part of a squid


ShaBoi


Ah


In sushi often times


Girl avatar boy irl


Boy avatar boy irl


Tru


Trap avatar boy irl


There are no girls online


Netoge lies


But there are dogs


Heya skylar


On the internet nobody knows you're a dog


Whats everyone up to?


Then youve got which breed you are


Laying back and relaxing


Argh I have a major headache


stares at sky, waiting for cookie


Coming back home


Where is lap chan when you need it


The chair


Haiii


passes Skylar a cookie, it's not like I went out of my way for it... I just had some spare


gives sky par a cookie


Skylar


Laaag


! grabs cookies from both thank you guys


I get messages in burst on my phone


Lag?


I'm gonna head to sleep now xD


See ya


Good idea, night Lurker!


Goodnight, sleep well


Night


Nigh nigh lurku


pokes skylar


Me irl


What are the red lines


Blood


The quality


Heyas


Skylar


Hi gibby


Ping pongger


pokes back


N!poke Alurd


Hehe


N!hug Skylar


Awwwe is a sad one


Not a happy huuug


D:


N!hug Virgie


There we go c:


Dere we go


no anime


N!pat Skylar


N!poke Kentigerma


runs away hehe


Nuuu you don't go


follows


lurars Skyler with a cookie


Wanna cookie


reaches for cookie


Gimmmeee


pulls yah in for a hug


after the hug a give yah the cookie


eats cookie behind back while hugging nom nom


I need to call my dad to get me


School?


Apprenticeship


o:


You work with your dad?


Nah he needs to get me though bcs it's in another town


Ahh


And there's no buses


So rip


What are ya gonna be doing?


You mean at this apprenticeship?


Or rn


Mechanical engineering


Big bucks job


nah not rly


Eventually


Engineering is on its way up there


And most technical careers. Good place to be


Just need ta be the manager


Yeah


Good morning friends.


I'm just here to calculate stuff to later put in a machine that would make the stuff I calculate


So like small car parts for example


Morning king


Morning mate


Its still something, cool job title as well


Morning


Actually really like it tbh


Morning Skylar


How did karaoke end last night? Missed the end


Also morning


Morning Fuji.


No clue, I went to bed


Doing something you like, amazing


Dam missed a chance to sing


Same


We needed more singers, most of us couldnt stop laughing.


At?


Our own singing


themusicmajor74 blew us away though. Hes awesome.


There was no way in hell I was gonna sing last night


why not


I could tell with that name


Nope.


I don't sing in front of other internet peeps. Only with friends irl.


Wouldnt it be easier to sing in front of people youll probably never meet?


I guess? But with friends its more fun. It's like a acapella but for rap or other songs


Sing rap god king


Yess


Lets see you acapella that


Lmao


Heh no


Booo


Come on slim shady lets see it


Stand up


Heh no.


I don't like Eminems flow.


It's too random to follow.


Logic on the other hand


Almost any other rap besides Eminem


Skylar singing to people is super scary


I can do NF


Yusss


Almost any NF song too


i love NF


Notepad


Heck yeah


I love Joji tho


Or WHY


Skylar I mean I never experience that


But sounds fun


Why is a good song


Join Karaoke next time!


Whens the next event


Tonight


Heh


Heck


King is going to rap for us


At 11:30pm


The heck 11:30?


You crazy


Imma be asleep


Ikr


It was like 10 last night


I gotta wake up early tomorrow morning


Especially since I need to wake at 6 every morning


Im on the ranked grind tonight with some buds


Gotta be up at 5. So I feel ya


Same


Okay well night


Boogie wit da hoodie?


Night?


Night lurker


I have pillow chan so I dont need to borrow lap chan


Boogie wit da hoodie is awesome.


Yess


Night


Well this is active


Indeed it is


Nope


Osq


What do you mean nope


Nope.


Yes


Wow


Bully, yes.


Yope


Yuppers


Yuope


Well, its not dead so.. its active


Guys


Mmm ur opinion


Black desert online mobile is super epic


Himichan


Pubg mobile better


Hmpf


Not really


Yucky


Black desert mobile is beautiful


lowkey gag


Its a joke lmao


I havent played it in months


It actually looks good and runs really well for mobile


Fortnite


Solid 30 fps on console quality graphics mobile


How about the controls


It's only in Japan atm tho


Really fluent and nice


Doubt console graphics


They are tho


You'll just have to play for yourself then


They can't be


I thought it'd be as bad as the Xbox one port but it's really nice


Well maybe ps3 graphics


Nah


More like Xbox 360


Cause of the resolution


Worse then


And how it runs


Nope


PS3 was clocked


Tik tok memes


The only way to get a PS3 to run really nice is to jailbreak it and overclock it yourself


Therefore the Xbox 360 is better retail not modded


You didnt need to pay to play online on ps3


PS3 could barely play Skyrim solid 30


And still it ran smoothly for me


Xbox 360 did it no problem


Ok?


Its like ur saying Xbox has no problems


It does


So Im also guessing youve had both consoles


Red ring of death was the most common in the first model


And the last cause it was rushed


Xbox had a beefier components. But ps3 had more optimization available they were not used when it came to skyrim


Yes I've had all Xbox 360 models and one fat ps3


Yeah PS3 wasn't used to it's full capabilities for most games


Orange box also ran like shit


Well it was a big jump from ps2


But there were some games that looked amazing and ran great cause they were well optimized


Well yeah


What did you expect, perfection?


Nothing is perfect and perfect is nothing


Drrr no nothing is perfect


Welcome


Ran Linux on it


Wasn't 360 released over a year before ps3?


Hai


I think so


The PS3 cost more as well


Like Xbox had none of those problems


Well think about over a time period, who paid more to play


Xbox or ps3


Well Xbox had very little issues with optimization


It was just overall beefy


And isn't hacked so easily either


I beg to differ


So it was a lot more secure for online gaming


You have to open up a 360 to mod it compared to the PS3 where at one point you just pop a USB in and that's it


You know how long it took for them to use that usb?


They had to break the keysigning


K


It was broken as early as 3.55


Or whatever


Idk


media


Are you guessing


I don't remember


But I think it might have been 3.15 or 3.55


Back it up?


HEUHHH


With actual info


No thanks king


What


No thanks what


Yes 3.55


Around 2011


Towards the end of 2010 I think


But then ANOTHER came out around January of last year


4.81 and 4.82


Heh


HEUh


Hmm


You alright king?


You want a banana?


Im good


Too bad, I give you banana


Itll cost you


ShaBoi


Hi Himi and King


Nien


Hello hades


Hi hadesu


How are you guys?


Im eh, mouth dry af. Hbu?


No bananas, I hate the@


Go drink some water and I'm good


Them


Too bad


Heh


I dont have water and were driving


Aw:


Ill give you lots of bananas


No king bad


Ah meat


Bad


ShaBoi


You don't like meat?


Himi is my uwu boy


Vegetarian I see


I do like meat


No Im not king


Oh okie


Why


;c


Im not anyones boy


Fine


Welcome


hello


Owo


Hiyya


Welcome!


Please make sure to read the rules and consider picking some of our roles


We also have some deletedchannel and to introduce yourself go to introductions!


WELCOME


JETI


Enjoy your stay


OMG


HI


HOW ARE YOU JETI


Hi Jeti


I'm doing alright King, hello to you aswell


Its jeti o:


Hia Hades


Adopt me Jeti?


Yep it me Shab


What it do, how it do


why it do


Because it do


angel


hia


HOW ARE YOU


im gOOD


hbu


Someone save me from work


YAY ANGEL


IM DOING DECENT


Jeti halp


GOT ANY PLANS FOR TODAY ANGEL


nOPE


Yikes the caps


hBU


You are on your own


JUST CLASS


And the gym


o good luck


have a good day


i was gonna say food


YOU TOO ANGEL


No plz, halp meee jeti


thANKS


Food is delicious


Don't feel like helping right now


HEUH JETI


HEUH


HEUH SHABOII


Hi Hei


What king


What


How are you Shaboi


Eh


Hbu


itsa me! Luigi!


Sixy


Alright


henlo jeti


nice pfp u got there


Mario is the green one isnt he?


yw


mario is the lame one


im the cool one


Mario is the green one


Yea Im sure


Mario is green


Luigi is the red one


nOoO


I am pretty certain Mario is the red one


jeti ur right


Lies


Pretty certain mario is green


luigi is red


Nah


Mario is red


see


Seee


See


Welp i gtg


Awe


Bye


Cya later himi


bai


Luigi how fast are you in Mario Kart


Hewo!


Beep beep


Hi bexie


Beep boop


Issa bex!


Hey bex


Hi Heyo!


How are ye


Yeet


How it be broskis


Im awesome! Lul


How are yew? King


That's epic


We know that already


I'm doing pretty well. Thanks Royce


Welcome


Welcome!


Ooo welcome


And goodbye


You won't last here


Leave while you can


REMINE


nice profile picture jeti


welcome


They left


HOW ARE YOU REMINE


ALIVE


My SISTER


Hey Rem


um okey hello my brother I didnt know I had


Thanks


unRem


Kind of like you dad, huh?   unRem


Epic meme


my parents are married for over 25 years


Same


That's what they all think


Welcome


But nothing is as it seems


yes I was abducted by my current parents


I am actually from another planet


Oof


Same my sister


Skylar, is Chino best girl? Skylar


Yes


Wasn't asking you, peasant


Those pesky humans


Abducting peeps


yea


Why is jeti not black


Idk man


red is cool too


Cause I switched colors


michael jackson of discord


Oh I thought we were actually asking why your skin tone isn't black


My bad B


Geg


Come Rain


KeK


HI RAIN


He might be black irl


Nah


He's gay


Completely different


you mean gray


Ya mate


Still gay but gray


HeeeuuuEUUUEEEuuueeeuuuh


gay gray gary


deletedchannel bois


Osq


B e m y t a c o g i r l


Sure


Yay


Can I have tacos


That will cost you


Not a debate jeti


Just facing the facts


Awe


Osq how much


your soul


Your soul belongs to me


lmao


Yes


Osq has it


Ill just order them from taco bell


playing Heroes of the Storm


Tacobell aint good


Everyone's soul belongs to me since I'm Hades


Osq you need to make it


This has benn the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever


Hades flexing on us mere mortals


Osq you have to make it with love.


Not cool man


Dad


selling your soul for taco bell


No no tacobell


no refunds, sorry


But


Next time read the contract before signing it


smh


Breh, I'm wearing new jeans and these shits feel so comfy


jeti is the priest to my child


How did you afford new jeans


I dunno


steal


These shits were expensive too


I bought them for like 45 bucks on discount it was like 25


25 is a lot for clothes


expensive


25S for jeans is like


Hey man just a broke college kid tryna afford new clothes


25 is cheap for jeans


Really normal


they last like billion years


How is that expensive


Bro you dont even understand how much I make


I didn't work at all for the past year in hs and all my money went towards tuition


I legit had like 60 bucks for new clothes


That's why I sold my soul to Osq


thrift shop then


Help me buy new clothes


like the song


you only need S20


Dude I wanna go thrifting some time


Clothes in exchange for Taco Bell


Go thrift shopping with me osq


I bought a new microwave for S30


i can make you tacos in it


everyone is counting on me


Okay reggie


LUL


Hey gang


It's me


Reggie


Osq be my uwu soul holder?


Hi Reggie


yea


YAY


Better known as, reg gie


you just upped my soulcount from 20525 to 20526


Hi bexie


heh


Guys do you all love sword art online like me, reg gie ?


Osq do you enjoy the fineries in wine?


regdie


in blood


wow


Yeah it's me guys


Ooh a redwine gal huh Osq?


oh yeah... red wine


nothing to see here


Heh


smug


I hate wine though


Huh


only like it in sangria


Sangria is good


Child left?


Are you a beer gal then?


Look my pfp and take a guess


Yep


Whut about the harder stuff? Vodka, Whiskey, Rum, etc.?


also sangria is better if you replace the wine with vodka


Dad ShaBoi


Guess that answered my question


Hey dad


Child left again yea


osq


Rip


Hello?


Not to be mean or anything, just asking


How many times has child left?m


Be my drinking buddy Osq


A lot


sure


Like


Estimate?


Yay


Jk


Idk maybe like 5?


Well


Lmao


And how long is it before she rejoins?


Take it or leave it


Three sounds about right


About 2 more days


We'll see if she rejoins


Last server I was active in it was a rule that you could leave and rejoin within a few days


Welcome


You guys ever think it's for attention tho?


thanks


It is the internet after all


Always


Welcome fellow gamer


Well then do something about it?


Like come on bros


Welcome!


Some have their problems and need to get away but more than usual its for attention


Then you guys should tell her next time she joins


Why


That if she leaves again, next time she rejoins you warn her


For?


Like if she's gonna leave and just come back then what's the point


She's leaving for no reason


yikes


Hey bro Crin


Lmao


Thats up to her tbh


How're you?


im good


You can leave and join


Geez man


Just dont spam it lul


Dafuq


Y'all have no standards


What can I say


That's good Vidovic


Im a simple discord user


Same bro


Yeah u weeb


I have an original name probably


And I change my stuff often


Im not a weeb tho


Weeb


You are


You have a pfp from an anime that isn't generic because it's so unknown


Now if you had a like one piece or Naruto you'd be a filthy casual


But you're just a weeb


Or a peasant


You choose your fate


Im neither


Shab is an epic gamer


lolicon


Weeaboo is the same thing dude


Like come on


Im Wilson.


Ur gae


Nah


U have a pfp from an ancient movie


There?


A godly ancient movie


Shaboi?


Yap


You better just get the default discord pfp


There


And put your name as deleted with a ton of letters and numbers


Ooof


Send me the pic and I will


Dude


Ive done that before


That's a double negative


Shhh


ShaBoi why are you changing your name and pfp based on a random's opinion that's not even needed?


Because Im shaped off of peoples opinions


What else


Making your pfp and name still positivity gey


Good luck


Lmao


Goddem


Ezpz


GODDAMMM


oof


Big ooof indeed


Hello generic anime/discord name YuichiroAkuhei


Are you Yui from sao


Its Yuichiro


From sao


I cant change my name


Well uhhm


H


A


Or my pfp


Suck ma


Yuichiroo is the right way to spell it


I think


From sao?


Discord cap on changing pfp and name continuously


Nah


Yay


Am I basic now Leyes


Congrats


But Im also straight


If ur gay even by 1


It automatically multiplies to 100


Urgay


Just accept yourself Reggie


Wym


Join me


I am myself


I'm reggie


From Nintendo


No need to hide yourself here


Doubt


I'm already crushing on a female


Come ooon


So?


Or maybe I'm not idek at this point man


rip


We won't judge


Nah


Ecks dee


Who is Chino?


Yes


Your pfp Skylar


Boi


Want me to send Chino pics? Skylar


Jeti judged me when I was gay


Guys I have to switch classes


Ping me if you insultme


What u mean Shab


Ohh I just thought it was cute. I didnt know who it was


Hm?


Haii


I'm back


And I will sing


If anyone wants to listen


Morniiing


Good morning tea


I'm so tireeed,


Rest then


How much sleep did you get


I have school in a few min


Havent getting the mich I want


As much as I want


Try getting more, cut back on late night activities or whatever you do


Procrastination


Who wans listen to me sing?


I would if I could


N!hug Papa Tea


owo


N!hug Shiv


Thank u


You welcome


Hmmm


Hey hades and yui and luigi wanna listen to me sing?


I need some feedback pls


cant sorry im in classp


Same


Am sorry


Don't worry


ramen time


Osq wanna listen? would love some feedback


Osq


Can't im in a call with a friend


Okay


I'll join next period


amcapril wanna listen?


I just want honest feedback;;


yeet


I will join next perioddd


And I'd love to trust you ellie but you're favored towards me so of course anything you would say would be positive


No


I'll be honest


Wbu fuji?


But subconsciously you wouldn't be


Oh it's 10:08


i just joined


I know


Go to karaoke vc


give me an honest feedback


Be safe when you drive to school, call if you need me I gtg bye be back soon


Be as truthfully brutal as possible


Okay


Byyre


Will you join?


Hio


Heyo


Taco girl


yay


hayo


yo fuji


wussup


not much wbu


playing some apex with friends


STANLY


Hiii


How are youuu


im fine


howz about ya


Pretty koi fish tbh


Thanks doc


Doc I think I have goldfish syndrome


Help me


Big eyed boi


i can't help


D:


Doc noo!


I don't want to turn into a goldfish!


HELP DOC PLEASE


THERE MUST BE A CURE


Oh wait thats king, nice name


oh god no


Osq!


Was there consent Osq


My love help me! Imma turn into a gold fish!


HELP!


Thats what you get for selling your soul


Pog


Where do you think all the goldfish came from


But osq


I sold my soul to you


And now you will be in my aquarium


D:


Can you at least take me to October Fest


Sure


I can turn you back to human form


Yay


Osq


I have a question, if you use a command to view someones pfp does it see the full pic even if you used discord to crop it how you want?


Hi moon


I think its only the cropped part


Cropped


And hello


Better safe than sorry


Yay Moon


hello everybody


Yo Werth


Heyya


Ello


Hi werth


what's up?


Nothing much


You


Tired


just came back home, and tired


Heyyy.


Yo Dekusan


Hey


Does anyone know how they did the images for the rules


Good skills in Photoshop


Hi hi


Hai Fuji


MEDIC


Listy where does it hurt


Okay fair enough


I can't get photoshop


I can't afford it:/


Expensive


Yup


Yeah


Get Gimp


Everywhere doc!


Poor mans PS


I'd like to know who did it


Time to get another monster open


But I bet they didn't do it for free


You unhealthy dumbo


When I first bought the pack of 24 I had like 5 a day


tf


jesus


Down to 3 left.


My god kid


Been a week and a half. So I've limited myself


I dunno mate


Kid


Youre going to have a heart attack buddy


huh


How have you not died


I don't think making banners like that is veri hard


Because I work out a sht ton


I'm physically healthy


Fair enough


I dont have to worry about heart attacks yet


Hopefully


;c


Now im worried


fk


I work out about 34 days a week


I can't even drink one monster in a whole day


Not too myself


Much


I try to get every day of the week in


But I also mostly drink water


I always drink water until i bought the monster pack


and eat pretty healthily


Idk why but energy drinks make me tired


It's the amount you drink


I lay in bed all day and eat cosmic brownies and drink Dr Pepper XD


I usually drink 1 can a day


I don't work out and don't drink energy drinks


jeti


Ez healthy


But I mean just in general energy drinks make my tired


No matter how many I have. Even coffee makes me tired


What you're doing is overloading the chemicals in your brain that maintain your energy levels


This typically happens if you're naturally energetic


Heuh


It just cancels out and kind of kills ir


But im usually not energetic


Listy energetic


Oof smart people words I cant understand this language


Heck


heck


HACK


That's interesting then


Bruh in Japanese class yesterday we were asking questions


And my jap teacher asked me a question. What kinda of girls do you like


Japanese class? That sounds awesome


Bruh


I would've said


all the girls stared at me


Hentai girls


bruh ellie


Yes.


XD


2D chicks with them fat anime tiddies


omfg


lmao


finger guns


That would've been my response


You should have said


HENTAI THIGHS SAVE LIVES


stahp


Did you just assume I like girls


NOOO


Gae


chokes on water


I DONT WANT PEOPLE THINKING IM GAE


XDDD


GAE BOI


DID YOU JUST ASSUME


IM AS STRAIGHT A RULER


heuh


I DON'T APPRECIATE PENISES


MY RULER BENDS MATE


HUHH


WHAT KIND OF RULER DO YOU HAVE


lmao music


RUBBER ONE


WHAT ELLIE


IT'S FUNKY


One of those plastic ones


Ye


I have one


I DIDNT EVEN SING LAST NIGHT


I have a steal ruler


WHAT


XD


Mine's Neon Green


I want a ruler one


rubber


No that was me


now


lmfao


Yes


are


you


Jesus Christ what


gae


what is happening


I'm not ga


I'm sooo lucky to know him sarcasm


That's not smth you want to admit out loud pally


Ellie is actually my Girlfriend


XD


Of like what


Sup


89 months now?


Mhm


True Jeti


ye


I mean


So what hobbies do you have


XDD


LMAO


He's good


WUSTY


OMG


HAI


Hey


If someone was like


Sorry I have a girlfriend


Im lost


On the spot


Oh hey man


wusty


They got the job


Wusty wuzzy was a bear


Wusty wuzzy had no hair


idk where im going


Yeet


Wusty wuzzy has diseases


bruhhh


Wusty


im sorry


Gross


Rip Wusty


I have to take a test now


But I'm Osq's uwu boy


Oof


XD


jkjk


No pp for you


Love ya Wu


snicker


Love ya wusty


WUSTY IM SORRY


Don't be sorry


It's all a joke


I'm sure wusty isn't taking it too seriously


Wusty wuz a cutie


Right?


We all just here to had a good ol' time


Yep


Im not


Ye


Ellie


Ye you are wusty


rip


dafuq


Easy


Down girl


Im not taking it seriously


MeiChan easy girl


It's just a joke


musicmajor?


Are you really?


I have to take test I'll be back soon


Well


Was


JUNKER DIVE BOMBING RINGING PTSD


REEE


I changed during my freshman year


Gl Ellie


Good luck!


THE RINGING


IT WONT STOP


I majored in vocal production


tf is goin on


Okay


Interesting.


Love you too


Reee


Good


Pls No more Junker sirens!


Wut


So uh


Wusty


How are you?


ROOO


Im good


that's good to hear


What about you moon?


Doing okay?


Mhm, hbu


Hi Wusty!


I'm doing good thanks for asking


UwU boy


UWU


Do it


Huh


Uwu


UwU for us


I save my uwus for osq


Dooo iiitt


PLAZE


UwU


YES


Get in vc and ill uwu for you


trap music blares


I can't vc


Too bad


I'm in class


Get in


me too


I gotta go to class soon


D:


English lectures are the worst


That's cute


Huh


I like the catos


What's cute :


They're cute


Doggos are cuter


Puppos


That's a no from me dawg


our lord and savior is cutest


XD


Nah


Our Lord and Saviour Hit or Miss Girl is the cutest


Doggos are ugg


You right tho thro


wtf


whispers cats are better


Your loss missing out on one


That's actually a trap


wait


You insulting my puppo?


what


Hit or miss isn't a girl


Because I make friends with pups and cats and let me tell uou, it's EXCELLENT


Hit or Miss girl is actually a girl lmao


It's a dude


you


Have you not seen the rest of her tik toks?


Or her insta


She's a cosplayer


I'm just a nebulous mass


lmfao


She a weird gal


Omfg


She cosplays but ye


Lmao


Its a girl


Oof


HIT OR MISS


I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH


YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND


I BET HE DOESNT KISS YA


MWAHHH


MEAH


Xd


Oh dang. Got'eem


Typo


HE GON HIT THE LIKE WIZ KHALIFA


Yeet


YAH


Yuh


Dick rap


You skipped a line


smh my heart


Hello my fellow comrades Plays USSR Anthem


Lmao


I missed the line of purpose


heh


smug


Sure


Stein Everytime I leave for PT I blast ussr anthem with slov bass


stop


Yeet I failed


lmao


PT? U a dep too?


Shove it deep and I can tell


Adep?


What's Adep? Stein


Major ye gae


DEP. Rapid typing


NSFWchat mate


I'm straight


Bish


WHERE


Im in the Army commie


Marine or Navy?


Army bb


He specifically said Army tho


I think Imma do navy reserves


To pay for college


Not a fan of the navy tbh


I can't do infantry


Ok POG


Im not infantry fk that


I'm legally blind


I'm sure the Army has more than just infantry


nah fam POGs are marines


Not everyone is fodder


I wanted to do infantry


lmfao thro


Thro the marines are fodder


Welp


Damn


No were crayon eaters


lmao


Mmm crayons


THROWING NADES


WE BLOW IT UP


Huh


DROPPING BOMBS


It's the armed forces. I don't have a lot of faith in the powersthatbe to have any humanity


So much yelling


THEY'RE ON THE RUB


WE BOMB AGAIN


NOW WE'RE NUMBER ONE


THROBULATOR Im doing Army for med school


We strongest force but eat crayons


I wish you the best of luck mane. I have family in the armed forces.


Lmao


Ah danke


First one in the military in mine.


My grandpa and my great grandpa were both in the army


Second one to get a bachelor degree in my family


Im currently in the Marine Corps DEP


My grandfather in the armored division 2


Ooh Marine Corps


I was thinking about Marine rotc


But said fk the 3 mile run


All these people talking military


And I wanna do it


But I can't


Sry bby


Because I'm blind


Why not


huh


Like


You know they allow glasses right


I'm legally blind


Join us Brother themusicmajor74


x! Pat themusicmajor74


Join us themusicmajor74


Elist Today!


The recruiter said I can't


DROP AND GIMME 50


He said I don't meet qualifications


What?


Do you have glasses?


Ye


MARINES DONT DO...


PUSH UPS!


That shouldnt disqualify you


But they're a super thick prescription


rip


YOU RIGHT MARINES DO CANNON FODDER


Where can I send pictures


So I can show you


media


Okay


We may be the best cannon fodder to every exists though


There we go


MAGTF Planning Specialist


MAGTF?


I posted my thicc glasses


Marine Air Ground Task Force


Ah okay


That sounds dope


I'm 74 Delta


When your glasses are thicker than your gf


Yeet


Chemical Biological Radiological Nuclear Specialist


Basically a strategist position


Ye


Im serving my contract through uni so i can come out as a 2nd LT


Someone really likes missles, eh?


Oof


But my gf thicc asf


Missiles


So are your glasses XD


Yall get a room


XD


I mean


She is thicc


We have one but he never goes to it XDDD


AY


NO


Okay


We're done


I'm kidding


Jkjk


Atleast you wont get the green weenie...


YOU SCARED ME


I think my heart actually stopped for a second


Green weenie


huh


OSQ!


Osq


Ahh its good to see another comrade once in a while...


Stein


Commies rise up


I wonder how many people here wondered what we were talking about?


FOR THE MOTHERLAND


I DO ALL THINGS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA


Probably not a lot tbh. Not a lot of people really talk or look at chat in the morning


Captain Russia


chugs 1l vodka bottle


Make that a marvel superhero


True


captain Russia


Pls


Start a petition


HEUHHH


there is


he's called Red Guardian


Oml that reminds me


Yeeeh hawww capitan


Some of my old friends made a group chat entirely themes around the Soviet Union


I got to be Stalin :3


Meps was aids


You have friends


XD


Hai


Ahoy


Allo o/


My meps experince was in the beginning


Tf is meps


I did 2 day meps.


Holy fk it was bas


bad


The laison was one of the hardcore guys Ive yet met


I had some marine recruiters try to talk me out of the army bc of my physical appearance


I did 4 days


4 days


wtf


1st day was ASVAB and paper work. 2nd day was Physical


10 HOURS FOR EACH LIKE WTF


I mess somethings up on the first go, but corrected it the next


Ah


I just wanna be a cowboy chad


I took my ASVAB at the recruiting office and DLAB at MEPS


I wish I did better on my asvab ngl


Friend got a 95 I didnt do so hot


I got better than most kids but still it was ass


Got an 80 on the asvab though


You prob did better than me tbh


Yep you did


fml


I even qualified to do the pft for a scholarship, but didnt make the cut


ah


I missed my 2 mile run by 20 seconds


Oh nooo


Lmao 2 miles


Same


Same tho


I cam only do a mile in 1213 mins


I used to be able to be really good at it but now I can hardly walk without almost falling over


Better get those leg muscles workin bro


Can


Ye


I go to the gym and run


A lot


Bruh


My legs are fking huge


The run for me was fine


I just don't have stamina


I just dont have stamina


My thighs


are


I got muscle just no stamina


;c


I can go far in short bursts of speed


How do you run a 12min mile


I thought it was other way around


But I can't run for long periods of time


I sprint I dont do long distance


IT may be. Small mistake


Like my mile time is 7:20 but my second mile just wears me down


Okay


how fast is your 10th mile


Just try an maintain your jogging speed dont try to sprint at start


idk


Oh I never sprint at the start


Thats what gets people


tru


My Ruck times need to get better too;c


4 mile ruck 53 minutes;


help me Stein


I dont think Ive done a ruck run yet


Im still DEP


Omfg


Guys


You wanna see something great?


You got a time for basic yet capitan?


Sure


Nope


Oof


Cant wait to go though


Just a couple more months


Hell week the last week or so right?


Yes it is


My friend went in the marines at 240 now hes fuking shredded at 145


he went to basic straight after hs


Im doing the same!


nice


imagine having a choice lmao


oof osq


Do you not have a choise?


CHoice


Choice


mutherfuker


we have mandatory training


Huh


Where in the EU are you?


finland


Another finlander


yes


naisu


Is it cold up there


Hi Finland!


You into fitness? Stein


Water on top of ice everywhere


Enuff said


jeti


Yeag I heard that a couple nations do mandatory training


Yep. Finland, South Korea, I think Switzerland?


I only did 6months though


Ah


Good thing I'm your UwU man then


Does france do like 2 years?


Somethin like that


Capitan answer my question;c


I just heard the joke


I wanna use it


You into fitness


Yes...


okay im done


I wanted to use my terrible freshman humour


Morning


Everyone.


Moring


I just wanna become a Cowboy Chad


France doesnt have mandatory training


Oh it doesn't?


Morning Doug


I dont think so


France has mandatory baguettes


Let me check


Holy fk


Fiji has mandatory service


Italy


Vatican has an army


Been awhile since Ive seen yall


the mushroom kingdom has a army


Japan? Kenya? Germany? China? Croatia? Zambia? South Africa?


Oh conscription ended in 2001


What


My cousins didnt have to do service in south africa


fk me


thats not enforced


Mandatory Service Conscription


read the wrong part


France 1 month age 1618


Wtf is 1 month gonna do


thailand, turkey


its since this year that they have one month


Welcome


oo nice


sup


Welcome!


Why does Burma/ Bermuda/ Denmark/ Mexico/ Singapore have mand. service?


Mexico still scared of Texas...


Welp, fun talking to you capitan


I gotta go to class


burma is myanmar


Texas finna invade mexico, smh


Bye uwu girl osq


Who who


Who joined


dunno


Hmm


ServerRem joined


Ahh


shhh


Who


no i didnt


Who is rem


best girl


Were going to play this game?


unRem Rem is indeed best girl


I dont remember any rem


do you mean ram


I thought there was


welp, time to fight


thanks


IT A MEME FROM THE ANIME


Np


Go to debate mates


naw osq


Rem vs Ram


u losing ur kneecaps


hand em over


I dont have legs


good


Sup


heya doc


osq, u cant control me!


LUIGI NO


Sixy


someone call the lolice


n!lolice


FBI! OPEN UP!


The gif doesn't work well


shes mature


i swear


shes over 18


Proof


where ebdns?


n!punch Waiter


nuke ya


Drop your weapons


I got fingas


gg


5 more to go


Snap out of it!


14 for me


Um


Until what?


I'm only level 8


Yo themusicmajor74


lvl 35


sup


until a new rank


I wonder how long I have until lvl35


Oh


What rank?


Miyano Bunnies rank


Meh


deletedchannel


Not crazy about ranks


permissions are written here


Oh thanks!


.rategirl Deleted


When I reach 35Im going to post my favorite picture


Heccin Rok


Disabled it


Ah there it is


That's a little frustrating


Roles corelate with command permissions


Correlate


Missed an r


Indeed


Cause we get lots of trolls


And a little not lot


I mean


Ye


But to those who just wanna enjoy all the features of a great server


It's kind of a turn off


Hia


Hi lamp


Hoi


Moth


Where is he


Hoi temmy


It goes, hbu


Well it works


Omfg stop


XD


Temmy village


Long live temmy!


The grind for temmy armor tho


Still waiting for chapter 2


Jesus


Ik same


Hia Lampu


Have you seen deltaruns


deltarune


Bye!


WB Shab


Cya


bye


Yes and I love how sans he befriended my mom


Thank


Ye


He was bedding your mom


OOF


Toriel became a meme fast


confused


Like 0 to a toreil real wuick


Quick


Oh


Ie


Whoriel


Toriel


What's a toriel


XDDD


FAK


ded


What's a toriel?


Pls explain?


XD


You never played undertale MeiChan


What's undertake


undertale


It's a meme that was made into a game


No


Vice versa


Omfg


Nah bruv


Meme to gameu


Had me convinced


The guy behind me


Just like shaved his head


Over the weekend


And he came in


OMG Go into google, type in Deltarune If you dont have money or Undertale If you do and download it!


And I said, oh that's cool, Trying something new with your hair; well, lack of?


And he goes


Yea


It's called cancer


And I laughed...


n!pat themusicmajor74


Yes, yes you are


We'll see you there


Yup


I already signed my contract to get there


Major I lied I don't live in Pennsylvania


I rule the fiery pits of hell


Oo


Oh


Cool


blinks


Uh


You ok?


Yuh


Meps Laison: You lied MeiChan Denied Enlistment! No bonus for you!


Just trying to focus


XD


And that kids is meps. If you tell a lie, even if its small...


NO ENLISTMENT!


Ah


I lied


My favorite color isn't blue


It's black


I always lie.


MEPS Laison: REEE!?!?!?!?


My favorite color is the color of your blood


Would that get me in trouble


XDDD


So crimson red


But if I always lie then that can't be true


yeah


It's a very nice color


I can agree


king crimson


Yee


you could actually go to jail or get fined S10,000


Jesus


ANd not state prison


Just imagine being in court


So, why are you here


I lied


About?


How much you get paid in military?


now sobbing I said my favorite color was blue, but, but it's actually black


Im not in just yet. Im a DEP who know alot about where Im going to


Despicable


Again still a DEP and 0511 MAGTF Planning Specialist


So no to the cac


Im eighteen going on nineteen in April, but I have to finish highschool


On my last year


WhAt BrAnCh!?!


Better than chairforce...


Or the Space force...


Led by our great commander Buzz Lightyear


truly a great leader


For all of you civies out there, find a local marine: Tough as nails, funny as hell


KappaPride


KappaRide


adopt a local marine today


Im not even an officer...


I know I never said I was one


I AM GOING TO BE


I'd adopt a marine if I was financially stable


Welcome


Welcome rain


Welcome!


Welcome Hockney


I wish I was financially stable


i wish i was emotionally stable


Thats why im joining


I wish I was maxed in Runescape


I wish I was good at r6


I wish I wasn't happy and positive all the time.


then stop


that's unhealthy


Being happy and positive all the time, is a good talent


Hi hades


Hia King of the Underworld


why would it be unhealthy?


When happy and positive people don't wanna be happy and positive


what is the world coming to


welcome


Welcome


heyo


Welcome!


thank u


How are you Mu?


i'm doing alright, hbu?


Pretty good myself


If you want, you can join some deletedchannel and get some roles


Make sure to also read the rules


alrighto


Im back


Wb Houwee


Hey early, was that guy trying to get me for stolen valor?


Whom's't'd've?


Rusty Lamp


He was joshing around mate


Hmmm, ok. I didnt realise it until I got up to go downstairs. Reminded me of those questions people asked on those stolen valor videos


Welcome


hi hi


Welcome!


Yo Andru


Hello


welcome


How's it going gamer


Howre you haruhi


I'm listening to music


doing great! Hby c


Noice


Im alright I suppose, still at work so thats a drag


thank you all for the welcome btw


and good luck and work man


I dont wanna work


I dont want to


sorry


I'll delete it


i feel you:c


But shabois gotta work


But Shaboi has to work


It's ya boi not Shaboi


oki


It's ya girl not Shashimi


How's the weather


ouch


I like this


Ah yes


thanks now i hear megalovania in my head


dudududud


I also found this


Sans The Almighty


Youre going to have a bad time”


What's he from?


Undertale


undertale


UNDERTALE


Thanks


look up


Megalovania


I'm at school so should I still?


and go to 16 seconds


Uhh


I'll take that as a no


Max volume?


I already hate college cafeterias as is so don't forsaken me fren


Don't do it


Thank you kindly


Did you do it?


I know


Trying to distract you from doing it


I'll do it later in my lonesome


I want to hear the reaction


But I won't be able to


So is undertale a game or a show


game


Game


I'll describe it to you later, no filter


It's about a kid who falls down a hole and meets monsters


The binding of isaccc


Indeed


I saw a pic of the human version of the guy you posted


Not the, a. Someone's art I think


Wait that guy isnt a kid right? Hes just short?


Skeleton


Is he of legal age


O. O


who knows


what is goin on here


But hey


Rokudo likes Annie


Then I'll reframe from think human him is hot until confirmed


The show biz little girl?


Your ruining my mind today Andre


Hello everyone


I do it everyday


Hey onny


Hello


Hi onny


Sup?


I see


How dare you


Man I look like completely different person


It is the superior meme face


why


No my face is


I feel lonely when my beard and mustache is gone


How so?


Why you shave


I have too when I need to


I've learned how groom them just so my friends dont do that


Deleted


Onnu


Facial hair is A1 for boios


I look like complete child now


Hold on


selfies


That's my normal face


You look older


and you're the same age as me


I don't believe it


I TOLD YOU GUYS 10 TIMES ALREADY


I don't believe you


I don't look or sound 14 at all


I have said this 10 times


sorry


Your so handsome onny


OWO


Thank you


I feel like a baby


Same


Get ready for the baby face onny in a second


Send selfies


The baby face me just looks more childish


God


Hey


I'm a baby


that's how it works, thats why i'm scared to ever shave my beard


GOD I HATE SLOW MODE ON DISCORD


Congrats


Slow mode is messing me up .


You don't


N!pat Onnu


Ty


N!hug Sword


Also hair grows back


I'm stuck smol forever


smol people are smol


and thats just facts


how 2 become smol


Stop growing against your will


Oof


why are we crying


Ops


welp


I'm leaving


Well I'm glad I came to work strapped


goodbye


And I saw that


Nooo


Andre


Why you leaving?


Didn't mean to


was trying to paste that in


Was it you?


Andre you can't leave us


yes but It's a bit old


If so you have no reason to leave since you are also a cute boy


See


Ya cute stop cry


I told you, you look good Andre


whats going on here


YUIII


Hello yui


Andre accidentally blessed us with his handsomeness


I wish I was handsome


not really


And I accidentally turned more childish


But you are Yui


how about no


i wish i look even a bit good, not talking handsome


Yui your my handsome son


yush


Why?


The reason is irrelevant


same


What's relevant is how I'mma die


Rest In Peace


Rip in peace


thankyou


fun


Sounds like karma


I would punch the person right in the face, at that point


Lmao


That's what I call homoerotic YuichiroAkuhei


So I can't do that


rule number 1, stay of my stuff


Rule number 2, rule number one is irrelevant so move on


got a headache again


There that makes more sense


Rule number 3 God is dead


Cool


Rule number 4, Werther is gaysexual


I got hit sauce on my notes while reading this


That guy in your class was spreading a curse


Hit sauce?


Nah


No ui


Hot sauce


I'm hella straight


oh hot sauce


Oh that makes more sense


he spilled the suace, lmao


Pour me a cup of straight juice in a straight cup


Ew no


No juice


And stir it with a straight spoon


Juice


Just sauce


i see you're a man of culture


And drink it in a straight mood


With a straight pace and attitude


Ha


Gay


I use a straight knife, to to stir my straight sauce to straight drink it


thats to straight


lul


i dont play with stiring, i drink straight from bottle


too YuichiroAkuhei


oof


You give it a straight shake then gotcha


nazi grammer right here


Nah


I'm American


Straight shake then drink it straight


nazi grandma


Swordo


Haio


Hey


I'm doing a thing where i only speak in a country accent for a week


Idk why


With king and jolly I keep having click your names to see who you are today


but yeh


Hehsmug word


sword


I'm just laying out the facts


I'mma pull in a Benz


With a pump


Click clack pump


Click clack pump alamo


Good song btw


I survived the alamo


aint that right sword


I'mma pull up


Got that camel back hump


With that ak47


Imma pull up with a pump


Click clack clip I dump


5.56 bye bye time up


Shot two times


Tonight we die


Beside the rifles that we hide


No fucks given


Too bad, isn't it


Push to the limit and we never gonna give in


Blood on the linen


Got mud in the dinner


I'm done with the prison


Goddem


Same


copy paste skills


Ikr


Rather not type it all out yknow


Sword imma survive the next alamo


American history is not my jam


I forgot what that is


Texas vs the mexis


Ooft


Most of the texans died


I request my nickname to be back to normal


thats, yea, OK


Lmao


Sword lets do a country accent together


You can change it yourself yknow


well go ahead king


Go ahead what


just go ahead


that country accent


do country accent on vc!


KARAOKE!


Time to stop guys


stop, HAMMERTIME


yes


bet


ill do karaoke in country accent


lets hear


do it


First you gotta sing the national anthem yui


oh that trash game?


what


what trash game


anthem xD


anthem?


No


The song National Anthem...


which national anthem


US


ofc


No u


Army Strong


huah


nah


Oof I'm from US


Lily my guy


yuh most ppl here are


whatcha doin


ant my bub


I am laying in bed


yeah chum


perfect i'll be there


in like 30 minutes


Lily eat my yum chow


then all that means is that


I have to get inside of you


nani


lmao


it'll be like maybe 11.5 people


Yum chow is chinese breakfast


Lily can i have a bed tonight? I have to leave my place


why are u leaving r place


ur


the floor is a nice place to sleep


Bc ur bed sounds comfy


cold tile floor is big ouch


My mattress is hard as rock not comfy


A really thick blanket with two soft pillows is all you need to sleep anywhere


Its ok lils


anywhere at all.


I have 10 pillows


Am I one of them?


I have body pillows


i have one flat pillow


yes


thank you lilys


just shoot me, fam. just take that 12 gauge and lay it on me straight


sharing is caring


wt f


can i have the one with the anime girl lily


only male pillows


no king


why


they're mine


;c


ill borrow it


that sounds gross


borrow


sharing a body pillow


shh


you mean make a mess of it and give it back


nu uh


pls seo


i give back in good condition


no


Hi aya


Im sure you will run away with it


Sup


mm dawg hbu


nm


Another monster to crack open?


Lily you got a 6 pack or a 12 pack


what


Sick asf and got to go pick up the kids from school soon rip


u got a 6 pack or a 12 pack


just say 6 pack


6 pack


ooof, only 6... no sharing


baby no money


I'll share with yui since he helped me answer


you fool


I don't need anyone to share anything with me.


I am capable of getting my own beverages.


What...?


thats lovely of you


Are you on about


menaaacing You'll never sate or quench my thirst, mortal.


u ok


deletedchannel


ironic roleplay jojo reference relative to the sitation.


idk I'm in a weird state of mind right now.


SWORD LILY


I am not high.


Ye?


Hai sword


yuh


Just emotionally/mentally unstable.


Hey King


I wish to share joy with others.


Hai lily


Herro


N!pat Crow


3 pats!


n!hug Seoyun


unfair


Awh, someone cares.


Why the saddest hug


n!hug Sword


because its sad


ofcourse a red hair gif


Sword, what is that creature in your pfp?


THAT RED HAIR GIRL IS BEST GIRL IN TORADORA EXCUSE YOU


excuse me what


I just forget her name, t'was a long time ago.


Crow Im only saying that because sword dyed her hair red


minorin


MINORI


n!hug Margy


MINORIN YES THANK YOU ALL.


Crow I believe my pfp is just a girl with a ram skull on her head


It was apart of an artist illustrations of the zodiac


ah so I take it


Andre xD your name


you're one of them ram shep folk


who is Andre


you are


andre hi


que?


Nope I'm actually Gemini just liked the pic


mhm


Welcomeee


Welcome


Welcome Larry


Oof


greetings


Achoo


LARRRY


sword, smite?


smite?


Cant atm;;


smite me with a sword


Ohhh


Smite


Dont temp me


Larry left us


I main Loki


ouch


I main me for I'm the best god


In honor of Larry


I'll rename myself in League to Larry something


wait


wai


seeya


goodbye lamp


First the toaster


now the lamp


toastbath


i like toaster bath


No one likes our enthusiasm and love


oh ok


Wait Lamp kun


DON'TGO YET


You haven't even gotten to know me.


AAAnd I'm out


biplane


Ohhh I see


Ah


Oh so you're


Was that a simon reference?


Perhaps you haven't gotten to know enough people beneath surface level conversation


Or yeah what Lily has said.


Im pansexual


Almost everyone in here is but


Yui shalt happened to your pfp?


idk, gone


Tf what


pooof


thou shalt not change ur pfp


it is decreed


man


Lmao xD


I am just


bad at this making friends thing.


then git gud


So were not friends?


I didn't think so?


no were not friends sword


Joking I think this is the first time talking to you


Your cool tho


Yui;; y


we are family


whaddup


its ya boy


I need to go do things and stuff


Ttyl


Nooo sworddd


seeya


Good bai sward


bye sword


Right as aya gets on


Bye everyone


Buebue


Thats why you single


let's not say that stuff here


ty!


being single is ur own choice u say?


Yee its a choice


I want to level up to senpai already


You're a senpai in mah hart


uw u noonarrr


I've said it so much saying noona feels weird now


Its a carrot


Want some carrots?


I want my jjamppong chingu


That'll be S100


I accept paypal


100S? Better be some good asss food


Hold on let me download paypal


download paypal


download more money for paypal


a virtual currency


built on the premise that there is no centralized banking or government controlling it


if you're going to berate him don't do it in this chat pls


I'M NOT


he legitimately


making me laugh


Yes, send the screenshots. Do it.


Ant, if he is dming you something then keep the conversation in dms


If he is bothering you take it up with a staff member


Nono, I'm just saying. He's a funny person.


Feel free to block him then


He actually said he was gonna do that.


im a rocket mannn!


Hey guys


Sup


Hello cap


thank u lamp


Yeah, I'm sure.


But, they are the best scenes


I asked him for a birthday a second time


and he told me


We really don't need to know


April 20th, 1420.


i damn near died


Me too, man. I'm open to all forms of it.


people are too tight assed about what they find funny imo.


King


oh loyal orbiter


Yes young mortal?


i request thee


buy me a headset mine broke


What is the task


Ha no


I dont got money


i broke mine


ftfy lily


Buebue rusty


dont expose me kits


bai lamp


Yeah cya.


Bye


Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo


I wouldn't be surprised if that was my soulmate.


Yall both had the same kind of humor


gets ignored and blocked and thinks its his soulmate


I wasn't ignored or blocked.


But I was threatened to be blocked because I refuse to prove I was a man.


Like?


Send a picture of yourself.


Are we talking about a dating server?


No we're not. I just decided to speak with them because they probably were having a bad day.


DIDN'T LEAVE YET


Ahhh, ok


I see


Hey welcome back lamp


Hey hey


lamp


Welp


Guess Im out of here


Why do you hate women? Enlighten me.


thonk


Please refrain from sexist remarks in general chat


Should we talk this to debate


I don't think so I was just making a bad pun.


No wait lily said no


You know whts the joke?


or deletedchannel if he's willing to have an open discussion


It okay lamb


People who make jokes about women


in a negative way


don't say it.


there are people of the opposite doing the same too


Thats all Im gonna say on the matter


alright well. Dark Wing out!


Byo


So question: Is there such a thing called International Anime Day or Anime Day? And, if so, when is it?


Maybe google it


Morning


Hey


Hoi


I dont have a hat


oh wow


he ended up getting banned anyway.


Who?


I'm guilty all the same


Who got banned?


Some incel


Incel?


Ahh that guy


Thank you mod god, lily


worship me


Hai!


You know after watching this concert I feel kinda bad


Yooo have you seen the new oppar video clip?


yobu his yeoja chingu is a tsundere now!


Aigoo


Im 50 emotes


Hi 50 emotes I'm lil e


hi lil e and 50 emotes, im dad


Lily is a smart aaa


I am a smart bbb


B


You can't be my dad, he left 15 years ago


son, it was long queue in shop


Eustatius


Send clip


Sent


Oi guys


Can i get a 3 week mute


That would be super cool swag man


Or you can just not talk


I got a 3 week mute in another server twice


Making the mods work smh


I'm right here mate


You are


Dope


So can i get that 3 week mute


All whamen are queens


Yasss


spoken like a true nice guy


If she breaths


If she breathes shes A THOOT


REEE


thoot


Yay they finished it


Thooot


Wow guys


This is not epic


sorry gamer


We dont have good emotes


sorry guy


Cause we all got nitro and bring our own emotes


We need relatable emotes


Wow


Ofc


Smell you later


In another multiverse


Where the owners arent gay


And playing league of legends


Like comeone man


You guys arent helping


u scare me


I avoid


Idk u


Comeone man


I am your best buddy bibba


Remember


Im ok it being uncool


Lmao


LMAO


Thats cool


Sorry pally


Amirite


I'm ready


Come at me bruv


Emotes are nothing


so are u


My big dong will defeat both of you


Im a cool nobody


But u r an emote man


ur lack of


Gotem


Nope


I thought so


See i have the power of weaponized autism on my side


No need for that in general


Man


Please use deletedchannel


Don't say bad words please


Ya


Osq is a sensitive man


My mum reads my discord so please


OOFT


Thats uhh


Don't cut Osq's daily Discord time


Yeah i only have 15min left


Im a good boy


gae


I think your mum is dissatisfied with you


Imagine raising a child with negative iq


I do find it pretty harsh of her to do that to you


K mom


If you dont like me thats fine


So how long can you use discord everyday


Oof


Harsh


Talking shit is funny


I didnt expect anything


I just said that its fine if she doesnt like me


He only has 16h of Discord time every day


Poor guy


no u


I sleep 10h


Cool


Ah ya


Imagine that


Someone who actually sleeps in 2019


Well done


Yep


I only use discord for 10seconds ever 4 minutes


That's 35min a day if you sleep 10h


You're pretty lame if you think thats cool


How can you live with that low amount


Being lame


Hell yeah


Hm


Cool chat


Really active


As active as my lifestyle


Whats a sex life


Nothing that i have


I got orbiters to manage sorry bruv


Six


gl Lily


You'll need it


Gl lily


is joke I have shooed them all away


With whatever you are doing


gl with becoming not eboy magnet


egenders


Man how can i get some big tiddie gamer grills


In my life


be attractive


Having confidence and being polite helps


and don't be unattractive


Its like i mastered the power of being a virgin sage


Sorry bro


There is no NG IRL


Oof


Being confident is big oof for me


How do i get eboys


Eboys


Trap


Murder them and they won't leave


Befriend them and slide in dms after Osq


omo


Just say that you are a gamer girl


And that you want to play games with them


Thanks for tips


Ez pez


Eboys are easy


E girls tho


They want more master touch


What aboy ebays


I can tell you this


eBays require mons


Go to work Osq


The more you try to get a girl the more you will fail


I have mons


Just took a loan ez


If you stress yourself it will never work


Be yourself


Bruv


Who wants an egirl


Becuz she will like you for who you are


Where are my egrills


When you can get an eboy instead


Eboys ew


yobu you can only get girls like yeoja chingu


Koreaboos


There are enough of those white knights


Tfw no cute eboy


LMAO


Yikes


Atleast Ence became a legend team


Tfw no cute trap boywife


There are some cute eboys


I just wanna cuddle allu


I want allu to ask about my red bulls


Btw don't you think aleksib is handsome af?


Oh ya


suNny too


Gamer bois


wot


Nani


Welcome!


Welcome


thank you


What


huh


Hello gamer


salute gamer


Ya we have nsfw channels for that stuff


See he gets me


Read rules


So guys let me introduce myself


but i can't read


i'm sorry


I am your lord and savior bibba


Buebue


Oof


Cya


He gone


Yee


He gone goofed


My only gamer friend


Gamer buddy


Damn


Dafuq you mean


We are all epic gamers here


Welcome.


Welcome!


Welcome gamer


Thank you. uwu


welcome


How are ya?


Man i feel tired


Im good.


IS THAT EGIRL


REEE


ooft


Rip


Please read rules, maybe get some roles, introduce yourself if you'd like introductions!


Welcome


Will do. uwu


why she getting attacked


oof


Wrong server


Dis why you only use 1 server


Nah


Others are for emojis only


We loyal


We smart


We are brazil


You f'd it


Just like Brazil CS players f'd my ego


Its been years since ive last heard it


I don't get how they can instantly hs me with the other hand while shittalking me with the other


Hltv forum cancer


Its like/b/ with no pictures


Late welcome


/b/ with no pictures


'azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars'


Forest leaves nip


Is it good skin and sticker for my usp?


Wait


What


You bait the title forest leaves nip but then in description you talk about the usp skin and a nip sticker


High iq meme only ever used once


Osq


You now me on smoke nice


Im a dj I make 32 000E/month and over 300 women a year


You make over 300 women? omo


Ya


Factory made


I was don't know the details


Daebak


yobu saRANGhae oppar


I watched that video like 100 times Im dying


Oppar saRranghae


Need more


Keep me up to date for more clips Heti


Aight bet


Welcome!


Welcome


Hello!


Hewwo


Bet, you will, yeoja chungu


heyo


Ello m8


Im not yeoja chingu to you oppar


what is


yeoja chingu


This tsundere girl now


She ran oppar over


Yee


All in the name of saRang


Hola


How are yall


dead


Tired af


Hbu


Same


School is just noT it


oof


like if someone could just yeet me off that would be lovely


flubbio yeet


Oh god thank u yobu


Yw. Now yeet me off too


yEEt


Welcoome


Welcome to Kimochi


OHAYO


uwu


Hello


Ngl kinda hyped for the pokemon detective movie


Trailer 2 was released


omg


Ramlethal is my new GG main.


Welcome


when you skip class cause you sick but class was canceled anyways


Seems like my wet dream


Amarillis which side you live in?


Wdym which side I live on my side. I love all my sides. What side you be talking about b


West side, central and east


Congrats


Thanks b


ur welcome


Sigh


I think imma open another monster


It was nice knowing you King


Huh why the past tense


Do it


Im not going any where


Youre going to have a heart attack


I will himi


BET


Bet


No I'm not skylar?


I workout 5/7 days a week and if im not working out i walk over 6 miles a day just to traverse campus


Chances of me getting a heart attack are low


Blood pressure is good,


Is it safe to chug 3 28 oz gatorades under 2 mins


Yes


yobu west sideee


EAST COAST BEST SIDE AYA


PFFFT


Okaaay. And I have to agree, the east coast is where its at.


throws gang signs west side


East Coast represent!


HEUH


east asia is where it's at


Represent what tf


Central side


Tru that lils


Aight I gtg to work peaceee


Bye aya


baiya aya


Down under


Have fun


LILY


VC


are u gonna sing in country accent


Hamann dont forget to bring back jjajang


Maybe


Its raininggg


Fuq yhsss


Loud thunder


cafe monster, monster made coffee, rip


Heuh


Have you tried it


I bet its bad


I wouldn't doubt it


Himichan


Nice pfp


Thank


yobu if you bring me my jjamppong


Harwill pay for my plane ticket and I'll bring it


I prefer the west coast thats mostly just because Im a mountain man


West coast gey


Too hot


I definitely dont mean Cali


Or Nevada


phoenix arizona yuh


Oregon/Idaho/Washington


is there civilization in idaho


Yea, potatoes


A lot of the eastern Washingtonians say its awesome


Hmmm


Yui why default pic


Something wrong with it?


No


Just wondering is all


Doug nuuh


Y Doug


Am 23 and 4'11 ...


/cri


So small


woah


swap height with me


I like being tall but sometimes I want to be small boi


Why are people so obsessed with height


because being tall is cool


and if ur short boi u are less atractive to many womans


Being tall is not that great or different


being short isnt fun


you cant reach anything


yea but if i want a dom bf i want them to be taller


lily lmao


im going to sleep


bye


Night


Goodnight LMAO


night


goodnight werther


How are ya good people doing


horrid


my birthday was legit trash


Welcome to the club


Ya wanna talk aboot it?


nah fam


but thx


Aight


ima go be a ded boio and listen to music


Have fun


Cya


Bye


Seeya


Vc is scary


How so?


Everythings all over the place and its loud


I know this one girl who had a crush on me, but she was SO MUCH TALLER... thats was a no go if you ask me


Do u want to be dom


Dom and sub Yui


Also I get it, I'm just not attracted to guys shorter than me


I still dont understand, its whatever


Dominant and submissive


Uhhh okii, I guess


The boy needs to be the taller one in my opinion


Atleast, thats how I see it


To each their own but in ny case same


My


I also only dated short girls xD


Beware, some of short one's can hit you the hardest...


Hoi


Hewwo


So close to lv 35


i have this feeling i'm about to throw up, uggh


Oof


Breath


Ofcourse


Im on standbye for a run


Welcome!


ahoy everyone


Welcome


thanks


Ahoy


Make this server alive, lauchy


i come from like 4 different servers


and no one cares about my existence;;


we love and appreciate u here


You're ours now


mostly i said hello and 10 minutes later someone notices i'm there


i hope i make friends here


we can be bffs


i'm a trap


Bffs!


I like your pfp Lauchy


and a loli


if you get close the fbi rushes you


Okki


just remember that,ok?


yobu bish I rather buy jjamppong here then smhhh


I'm a trap too dw


You can introduce yourself in introductions if you want to


Hi wusty!


Hi lily!


thanks,i will


Hi!


Lauchy how can you be a loli and trap


work so late b


hi aya


Traps are everywhere


Lolis are female


How are you aya?


Traps are usually male


Im good:3


and everywhere is everywhere


Anddd goodbye everyone gtg back to work


Ello


i don't have to explain


Good luck!


Yes u do


Bye aya


just look at it many times


and you will understand


Exo dont be bulli you tsundere


I dont


Okay bue


Oof


Welcome


Hi


Ty


Ahoy


hope you make new friends,enjoy your stay!


Welcome!


Talk to lauchy, mezz


Oh


Help me please I don't want to study..


Well


I have to sleep


I have class tomorrow


Bye


Rip


What a good student


bye


goodnight


Have fun


and good luck


Have a good nights sleep mezz!


Good night!


i love this


lily


lauchi


to sleep


he has to go to school


look at the chat


oh


idk


is kaguya sama good?


Idk Wusty


Seoyun


I like this video


I wish I could dance like that


yes hi


I am here


just to make sure,what does bffs means..


best friends forever


duh


WTF


ik she/he is wrong


someone tell me what does it meanas


means


It's not supposed to mean best friends forever?


I thought it meant that


it has an s in the end


As in multiple


U can have multiple bffs


U scare me jolly


don't scare him please


I'm not wrong


Congrats


better name now


no


Osq is my bride


leave me alone


Nu uh


i'm listening to a yuri anime op


Leave me alone


Osq is mine now


which one?


And I am hers


yuru yuri


I plan to watch it


Wusty help me


well


it's very very nice


i recommend it


lmfao jolly


and no,i don't say that cause it's a yuri


I'm not helping you


I wish i was sexci;c


WHY WUSTY


Nu uh


Get plastic surgery


I do


i guess


guys,watch this


yeah


not wrong


Confidence looks


No links in gen


right?


Not wrong niv


That is true


now if only i was confident heh


I know a guy who is half bald and is dating a woman hot af


Because he is just funny


jolly lmao


Oh yea humor goes a long way


humor is important


Bruh my only humor is dark humor;c


or just stupid sht


Yea no god complex


bruh


lmfao


i look nothin like the man


POKEMON DIRECT TOMMOROW


if anything im a skinnier more handsome david parody


POKEMON DIRECT TOMMOOOROW


but that man is sexi af


He's Walmart I'm Target


I'm ur age man


stfu


by like 4 months


Stageleftgang


King is 19?


Idk am i


What month jolly


Well your old enough to bang my fish


why everyone wanna know my age


;c


3 months


Nivek come here


i watch tik tok memes to cure my depression


also Seoyun


Nou


no u


Too late Im already here


u asked for singing


yeterday


Im at work rose


well


nothin new


rose singing?


guess ill join


but its mistah woo


you can listen to me sing


and work


you stinky


Are you crying


Or is your nose stuffed


I'M SICK


hi yall


Fiiinnneee. Let me find my headphones.


lul


no


Its the same?


btw jolly


last night i cut off vc because my dad actully caughte


me


Jolly


boost my ego pls


lmfao


i started calling him i didnt know he would actully come lmfao


yeah


lmao


LMAI


Diggety darn


Welcome!


heh


I wanna be the next Cowboy Chad


welcome


and no u jolly


Heh


brb


come


WELCOME


They left


IM A PIKACHU Seoyun


Actually you're a cowboy, and your name is Chad


So no head? Breaks phone jumps on skateboard


Boi


You need help


Road work ahead?


UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES


18 cowboys


Is happening


YAY


NIV


ILL SEND YOU 18 COWBOYS AND 28 MARINES


Oh god


Not 28 marines


You know that gun you were talking about? You know, the one that's loaded? Yeah can I borrow that for a quick second?


FUCKK


I HAVE CALC WORK DUE IN AN HOUR AND DIDNT KNOW


Yikes


Get it mang


THEYRE RUINING GHOST BUSTERS


IM AN ADULT VIRGIN


Welcome


Good morning


Morning hades


Hello:D


n moining


hello!


Hii


Riperoni


Sup


karaoke bois


Roro JOIIN KAKRAOKE MR OWNER


Damaged


x


;c


Idk how I managed with 2 seconds remaining


but i got a 91 on my calc hw


pog


yep


bruh mac miller self care is a viba


Night Lily Seoyun


hehsmug


night chad


Make you unlook at your game


im not playing a game


awe


rip


Ello


guess who got a girls number at work today


You?


Been a while since I got a girls number tbh


you gotta get yourself out there


be the player you know you are


I havent needed to get any numbers


Nowadays its not even numbers


Heh the player I know I am


Its getting a snap not umbers


Numbers


In this age


I'm a player on the inside but im shy af dude


same


yeah man i am too


king ur a beta


Discord is technically socialmedia


is what im readin


im sorry its jok


Imma go commit sepuku


now


ur the most alpha


not alpha88 but


just alpha


yes


discord is more irc than social medier


Irc?


Lmao


chat rooms yuh


yea


Wu tang u da man


we can both be the man


okie


bro u make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything


Yikes I think I already went over this with niv and someone else


ripp


and if youre not funny


well


stahp


;c


you can be buff


and have monies


i dont got monies


im only semi buff


i don't think you'll be forever alone


but maybe for the next twenty years or so


heh hopefully not


oof


that hit home


Im just planning on meeting a pretty premed major


thats a solid plan


but my dad is strict af. he wants me to get an asian girl


kinda hard in the south tbh


what kind of asian though


or unspecific


Any tbh


bad asian


lily


viet canton


big F


i used to date a vietnamese girl in hs


same


o


she was super cute. now she's hot


yeah i had a crush on a chinese girl


she dated my best friend


heh


heh..


he...


its ok man


let it all out


It was fine


it was one of those you thought she was the one in hs moments


then you realize college aint gonna be much more


you lived, you learned


yup


its so easy to talk to people in college, much less girls


yeah...


but i digress


i should text this girl


I only really talk to guys tbh... that's all the army is


they have girls in the army


and my part of the campus


yeah


tinder?


Tinder


2 campuses 20 miles a part


i used to clean up on tinder


my dude


tinder all i have are THICCC black chicks


oof


in my area


bro same here


fuckin florida


OOF


yeah u win


lmao


esp near atlanta


bigger oof


u dont like georgia peaches?


i mean...


theres some purty white peaches


get u a bite


but


uh


i dont like the thiccc peaches


too much man


You at Florida Tech?


nah


i transfer to university of florida in may


rn just community college


I got quite a lot of friends at fl tech so i was wondering


in jax. huge military base here too


idk where fl tech is tbh


oooh jackson


neither do i


dont worry


I pray to god i never get stationed at fort jackson


Did some one say...


stop howe


pls


no


MiLiTaRy BaSe!?!


welp... im off to a hot shower then bed


gnight how and wutang


SO we got an army pog here


pce dude


wutang aint military tho


nope just


son of former drill sgt


oof


growing up mustve been fun


SON of Army pog


lmaoo u have no ide a


ok dude im gonna finish eating


yeah peace man


pce


bye


one of my egirls is streaming:OOO


What she streaming


She cute?


no cam


ocarina of time


and yeah


How do you get an egirl?


shes ok in the face but that body


In terms of anime, to small or big


well i used to play in an amateur league of legends thing


Tell her to play breathe of the wild


and she was my teammate for one of my teams


so we just hit it off


So a gaming relationship, cool


my other egirl


was also from league of legends


i ended up supporting her in solo q


and then i carried her ass to gold for nudes


...admittedly, i've done that same deal two other times with two other girls


Were they worth it?!


I am sure at least a handful of people have seen them


ofc


Unfortunatly for me, I dont get nudes I only have nswf chat


If you have them, are you still a good boy?!?


i


will leave that question to the floor


cause ofc i'm gonna say yes


Hello


And you said MOST of your actions...


Hoi


i'd say about


Hi aya


Semajzesherif So we were gonna barbeque children at our first date you didnt show up


40 of my actions these days are good boy actions


which is a significant increase from my younger days


EmperorCoow BOI!


Sup


Stein Perfectly legal sir


Ah so you too had emo days during younger days


SO the other 60 is still pervy


another 40 are neutral actions. 20 is pervy


And the other 40


Are good


the 40 i'm alone in my room playing games so they don't really count towards anything


its just limbo


but that 20... talk about nefarious


Indeed


i can't tell those stories here


ANyone here play apex


Nope I dont play fornite remakes


So you play fortnite


We have both vastly improved from our younger days


My pc is to much of a potato


hey remember that time princess almost died


Same coldkun


or remember that party where


i lost my shoes


yup


thats a great story


not my finest moment, but a great story nonetheless


1hr and a half to gooo


hey


is anyone korean in here?


To what Ponzo


Till I can go home


What a hard worker


i need to ask another korean a question


about food


No, but I would and will most likely visit it in the future


Uwy


bro


how should i reheat my jajangmyan


You dont


Tf


I forgot to get the grill


i had to take it home from my fams restaurant


idk what to do with it, i just have noodles and the sauce


Mix


yobu oppar he needs help


I have to go back to work


hyung


pls help


Aigo


the noodles are dry


Boil the noodles then


Bish


Take a pic


And send


Yah see we Americans just put ramen on the stove


thats a good idea


Aya got you;


i AM american


native american


and korean


I am not Korean


Us Financially challenged Americans


Organizing everything


Lmao


iam koearn


the noodles are already boiled


Lily!


my dude


Lily's korea


Ayaya!


Take a pic dude


i am the entire korean peninsula


the embodiment of korea


Im broke as a joke


Cause I have no idea what you talking about


ok actually i think i got this


Lily Unified Korea?


i'm gonna run it through hot water


to regain moisture


boil the sauce


and then mix


You better not be ruining noodles


Are we getting a cooking lesson?


no, just reheating lessons


ok brb


Aight gtg too back to work


Peace


Bye


Working late is fun


Yes it is


Anyone here wanna sacrifice children to our lord and savior Cthulhu


I Killed Cthulhu with John Wick


oh nooo this girl just used xD to me in conversation


Who?!?


i got this girls number at work tonight


SAVAGE!


she was wearing a league hoodie and had a jojo phone case so i guess i'm not too surprised


but it still hurts to read


A personal victory, eh?


You wow her with the amount of Discord servers you're in?


all 3 of them, yeah


Everyone check out my Suggestion And just hear it out


You can get girls with discord?!?!


Lmao Xd


Oh hey.


That was me I did that.


i cant physically bring myself to type that


i'm still gonna smash


and i'm still getting headshots


I anit gettin nothin...


one day


we'll all get some


i believe in u


Im not allowed to gave any for the next 4 years...


what is that like temporary priesthood


good god


4 years?


bro my worst dry spell was 4 months and that was


AWFUL


The military is strict man


Jesus Howe what military are you in


The USMC


The best of the best


my cousin is in the usmc


You cant, you know, in the marines?


how many fights did you get in


That seems a bit over the top.


dude the stories my cousin has told me man, he's getting more than he ever was back in our hometown


My recruiter siad I dont need to be doing that stuff before I ship


Yea thats usually the stories I get from marines I run into as well


Oh, youll be aight


After 4 years, Im hittin the town


You dont have to wait 4 years homie


Welcome


No way no Howe


lmao


lmaooo


you're such a dad


Welcome!


Yea buddy, hes about to be diamond


Plus I dont have alot of time to find a person, I ship in july and I dont think a girl would find it cool if I just did it just because I wont be able to have any for awile


u dont have to mention that


Plus Im not that type of guy


Dont worry, youll be good after boot


Even if you arent that type of guy you wont have an issue finding someone after boot


Ladies love marines


I would like to have a relationship


yeah id wait 4 years


What are you going in as for your mos?


0511 MAGTF Planning Specialist


I didnt want to be a grunt


Just realise I announced Im a virgin and single in public chat


That looks like an interesting mos


Thats nothing to be ashamed of mate


Yea I wouldnt want any of my friends to be grunts


After seeing someone who scored a 15 on the asvab get selected as a grunt and after seeing how they act Im good


Maybe I should find an egirl May be a bit of hope


Grunts are wild bois, but they are the ones you want to have your back


egirls don't help


No egirls


they're overrated


But all the girls at school...meh


Post marine boot camp girlsschool girls


All the girls at my school are thots


how old u


And all the animeloving ones or ones that I like conveniently have boyfriend


18 going on 19


In april


Unlucky boi


Youll be alright man, its all a waiting game


Done organizing everything


Feels nice


Not everyone has patience dood


I thought Howe was like 24 or something tbh


Also not going searching for it helps a ton too, just working on yourself and the right one will find you


Yea thats true


Im am extremely patient person


What made you think that?


No idea


LMAO


Wise words


indeed


just be chill. don't look for it. it'll come


I mean I am honored I would be considered that mature based on online interactions


I just need someone trust worth ezpz


trust me i'm pretty good at this kinda stuff


romance not so much


but girls? thats easy


l o l


Yea Im not so great at the romance part either but Ive been with my girl almost 3 years now  so Im doing something right


Sings All By Myself


The ONLY thing I know girls like about me is my epicly floofy hair


I mean I am not a bad looking dude


Great hair goes a long way


Can confirm.


Need to wake up


Maybe my communication skills need work


I slept all day and I'm still tired


I love this emote


Something about girls and fluffy hair


Lmao


Dating isn't even a worthwhile endeavor.


Oof, into the mountains


But my only quality seems to be my hair and personality


Finding and maintaining a decent relationship with your soulmate is.


Subject changed quick


Looks can sometimes be irrelevant if you're confident enough.


Or not


dont leave me high


Trust me. I'm an uglyass dude but I've been lucky


Agreed errant


Looks and confidence can even be completely overlooked if the person in question enjoys your presence.


Epic


Needy, clingy and moody here.


Part of me also thinks its a spiritual thing: Like Gods tell me Not yet, child evertime


Also I don't do ratchet, and petty.


Sooo.


I'm pretty gay ngl


Relationships won't be the best way to describe my times. Flings is more accurate


how tf you gonna find your soulmate if you don't date people


faded jean and a light green shirt with a white star on it


Like, I also can't do people that've never picked up a controller.


By chance?


All you can do is just give it a shot.


You're already not dating anyone. What's the worst that can happen?


Sometimes it happens


Nothing to lose.


Or you live alone forever. Either one


Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't work out.


You won't ever know unless you actually try.


You just meet that person by chance


What's that one cheesy phrase? You miss 100 of the shots you don't make?


Or something like that


tfw starting a nationwide civil war is easier than finding decent person to be in a relationship with.


I'm not one to take a shot in the dark


feelstyrannicalman


Last year I thought I actually found my legit soulmate


I just suppress my feelings unless they were to confess


How has that worked out for you?


But then I moved


We're missing the detail where you got a way to contact them.


Sadboichats


rip Howe


I mean I do have it but...


sadboichats


The contact


Not even sad, Lil.


Just idk there's a word for it.


Long distance relationships never work.


I'm sad ant sorry


Don't hurt yourself trying it


hey


sadboichat


you might be right.


Not true tho


I'm too promiscuous for it to work lel


My friends parents met over the internet


Not entirely true, me and my girl have been Ldr for about 6 months now


Ill be back in 3


I just dont know how to go about it


But have you been faithful to one another?


I found my friend his gf and they already met


Y'all just gay


Indeed we have been


And don't try


And commit


I'm not faithful unless they're within a reasonable distance.


I had a LDR for 3 years


Otherwise, off to the races.


I'm a try


I think it helps a lot that we had been together for a while before I deployed


It only works if you regularly visit each other


I'm just saying it's a bad idea in general.


If you can make it work then more power to you.


Im just waiting for Dr. Phil to appear in the chat for me...


Like, once every 3 months at least


Exactly buddy time for you to shape up


Problem solved then


Also not true hz


If you guys can be the exception to the rule then I congratulate you


It is true, but whatever


Nah


LDR are incredibl difficult to make it work, I have been there


It lasted 3 years, and I can safely say that if it wasn't LDR, we'd still be together


I have a friend who's got a bf in South American and she's in like Texas and they've been together for two years


I think three now


And have never met


Y'all always forgetting everything is possible


You guys can throw all the numbers you want at me. I still maintain that it's a bad idea. However, if you guys can make it work then I sincerely congratulate you


I'll even send ya a celebratory whiskey as a way of me eating my words


Jesus, no need to be so offended


He's just saying his opinion


Jesus christ, I feel like Im going to be one left out of the game for a long time


Drinking is bad guys


Woo. Gettin' a lil warm in here.


And it's a valid one


Well some sort of token of here's me being proven wrong


That's what a normal human being calls the wrong opinion


Not allowed to drink


See above tho.


Just because it's not the same opinion as yours, it doesn't mean it's the wrong opinion


Drinking is bad if you drinking irresponsibly


Just a different opinion


Plz send me a bottle throb


Nah I state nothing but facts


It's ok, princess. We can still get along while disagreeing.


So the only opinion being stated is theirs


It's called being an adult


You can tell me about your SINGLE friend whose relationship is working


Good thing I'm not female


I can tell you at least 10


that didn't work


So that's prince to you, peasant


Princess.


I stand by my choice


You can call me whatever you want, boo 3


Good thing peasants have no choices


Not even the choice to make a choice


I honestly don't like you, hxllo


oof


Yeah, I don't like me either


Time to leave


We got that in common ayee


Look, now you made Satan leave.


Ayee


Makes me cry mane


Oh god its Luigi


The Lesser Mario Bro


He's a comin


That's


tmi


Sorry to hear that


Indeed tmi


Eat more and you'll gain resistance to it!


lmao sorry


how is everyone doing


JalapeNo Cheetos are my fav though


Single


Disappointed.


It's too late to play vidya and I just got Yakuza 4


my guy, being single isn't the end of the world.


I do enjoy the hot Cheetos or the limoncellos as well


Life is suffering


If your parents got divorce, when you were young


Go and see the counselor where youre from


Youll only see your father, on the weekends in the summer, but everyone is here to have some fun


rip


I don't even get to see my father fym


I just wanna run around Kamurocho again mane


Man


I dont see my father anymore anyway soo...


Those are horribly placed commas


I have a stepfather now...


Indeed


My parents were never married


, I, don't, know, what, you, mean, tho,


Thats okay Howe I have a step father and a step mom


Any words for me?


Yes Swaggo


I mean one was about to become a king


Omg my life sounds terrible now that I type it


So I imagine they can be knights


But is this the universe where that's ok?


i live in mars


Mars


how is your wifi?


gud


Hmmm maybe modern day knights?


water and food ran out 4 days ago


Im lost to the conversation


i dont even know what im talking about


Starvation on mars? You know what that means


Potatoes grown from human manure


Death is around the corner?


did i hear potatos and starvation?


Succ


sounds like communisit propoganda but ok


Or Ireland


Itsa me LUIGI


um


no


im luigi


Good thing its Friday @


Then Im bowsette


o bby


Kevin


jollu


FFFIIINNNEEE


oh my


can i beat 6 year olds in the street


thatsa not lugig


Why?


you know what luigi does


oh yeh


luigi


he does god stuff


It's 9pm. Yakuza 4 yes or no?


LGBT


Hi rose


Rosesan n!pat Rose


What the


Luigi thiccc!


owo


I guess it's weegee time


wah


Hoi


hello there mister


Anyone watch the Titan Games?


nope


whats that


Hosted by Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock


Whatsthat


Or in Japanese, Korean, Finnish, and French:


Dwayne Johnson The Rock


owo jolly senpai


Isannoi Dwayne Johnson eli The Rock


ssenpai!


Anime par Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock


la int ya kalb


mus zubi


gg lvl 23


nnani sssenpai


aarent you already my daddy...


This is my STAAANNNDDD!


dabbie doo


Fbi open up


FBI


ppervert!


n!ship Gine


No ur mine


sstop lewding me!


Oh, we shipping


lmdao


DIOOO?!?!?!


n!ship Seoyun


n!ship Malka


n!ship Rose


Damit tried to get a better score


Oof


I dont love myself


Rip


I must like you less


don't use it too much pls, we have deletedchannel umu


lily


Rosie


My favorite milk


Wow lily


llilysenpai...


Betraying me


weLCOME


Chat is too hectic time to bail


come


n!ship Seoyun


AGAHAHA


My lily


you guys are meant together


now kiss


I'm straight


n!ship Milburn


but its a 100 ship wym rose


n!ship Silvie


n!ship Emmie


n!ship jospeh stalin


Nasty


I belong to lily


I wonder who I should ship myself with.


n!ship Roro


N!ship Seoyun


hell yeah


I'm lily's princess and lily is my white knight


r/white knight


N!ship @


you guys gotta chill lmao


Is this spamming at this point


Lily is my main orbiter


Chats flooding with this


milknly


i'makill my


jolly


I apparently like Rokudo ALOT


no one cares


LMAOOO F


rip jolly


I like him more


healll yeah


N!ship Maurilla


OwO


sixhider


what if milk n honey is a boy


o indeed


ima trap


dun dun duuun


N!ship Nivek


CIA! OPEN UP!


nihider


you have been officially trapped


n!ship Nivek


Seoyun I'm getting free clothes


hmmm


I love no one


indeed


Im sorry Nivek


n!ship Reiko


Well he is my grandson


So


NUNI!


lmao


oh snap wassup gibby


Free clothes


long time no see


i ssummoned gibby


N!poke Griffin


n!ship Rapshider


Ur dead


Nooo


Lmao


n!ship Wardle


I got ray gun


deletedchannel


Use that gang


n!ship Gall


might be a trap


Guys revive me I got the Ray gun


your my wife now


You're


And no


I got the strap! Im gonna carry em!


im just gonna lurk and see what happens


Grammar very bad I see a grammar cop


colour or color


If anyone here cares I'm now only going to use discord for dms or server pings so u can expect me to almost never talk here but I'm not leaving. Have a nice day/night


both


Gerrard you too


bye


n!ship Swaggo


Rose who got you clothes


man I only got the trap


Whose the trap


It's time to stop


Drop and roll


Koo are u trap?


It really is.


Are you?


Yes I am


Ya'll gettin' crazy.


Oh okay


Idk


Lemme check


alright get back to me when u do


emoduckgui


wtf


Alright. So I'm not a trap because u don't act feminine in the first place


what


Yeah


did you mean i


and not u


wowzers


rude keyboard


Ikr


it's okay von you're a cute trap to me


am i a cute trap to you lily


Boi


I'm not a trap tf


I'll think about it kitsu


whatever u say von


What's this obsession about being a trap here


lmao


We all just ingest copious amounts of soy every day


Is this a cross dresser server


striving to be the cutest trap


yes, what lily said


Oh shittt


You're next hei


Take the pink pill


Never


I'm a proud owner of a pp k thx


Wot


do you not know


what a trap is


I know


I'm more into reverse traps


ah fair enough


People that seem like guys but are rlly cute girls?


Yeah


Tomboys


Heyaa


hiya


Is the correct terminology


Hihii


Girls that look or act like boys


Or both


AYA


Okkk


Hi papa!


idk, both i guess


Reverse traps are good


Hoiii how are youuu?


Idk


It's kinda gay


I have a pp:


Ok


Dont


Care


It's not gay if you have a pp?


Nop


LUL


Heyaaa


Bexie looking good in those selfies


Im good


Just tired


You?


Tired as well


Rip sleep


Also. Made it to the track team so I'm pretty glad about that


Hi jolly!


Oh congrats b


Thank uuu


Papa Tea awe ty ty


@ no


No problem


alright I'm waiting jolly


Gn everyone


Oof


WEAK


Goodnight


Good luck


LMAO


Hello people!


Heyaaa


hows it going?:


Going pretty good, how about you?


good, just got done playing some halo on pc, now listening to music.:


Unreal Gold The Absolution 117 fun, what are you listening to


OOOF


TEA


Shiv


Six, nice pfp


oh no, uncle is gonna get mad


Thanks boo


Papa Tea listening to some video games osts.:


Np


Oh, that's cool cool


Seoyun The employment service booked an appointment with me


gg


Sadboytime


sad


Feelsbadman


Welcomee


Morning everybody:3


Morning


tri poloski


chat deeedd


Mhm.


pizza time


Goodnight


Tripoloski indeed


oi blin


Night papa


Niiight


Good morning everyone


Welcome


F


Why was I pinged?


Hewo


you.


Me?


Hi lily!


Hi bexi


How is yew Uwu


I'm jus chinchillin uw u


how bout u


Im eating toast lul


sounds delicious


Its yummy


breakfast or late night snack


Late night snack lul


unhealthi


Ik its actually my first meal


I'll let it slide... for now


O


thats even unhealthier


Ik


Its oki tho Im getting helps


Seoyun ily


good bexie proud of u


hewwo m'lady rosie


CHINCHILLIN


wheeeze.


oooh, i can't hide behind my resillient degeneracy anymore


I gotta cry myself to sleep


I'm sad


why


lily i been taumatized pls help


Uh oh


very traumatized


oof


N!poke Middendorf


Ur dead kid


n!poke Lacie


I will fucc u


Whatever you say


huh


Oh, okay!


In that case go ahead bb


Bb?


Um nani?


When did I became your baby?


insult me bb'


2 minutes ago


Lily so gay lel


And huh? Why me?


I agree


Thanks Lily...


I needed that joke


Made me kinda laugh


Skylar what's with the lovestruck face


Guys it's 3 am


I see


Just dont call yourself that


You're nicer then u think


Nuuu


Guys it's time to stop


Stahp


Yamete


Stop wha?


Idek man


Stop breathing


What did we do boi


Commit not breathing


I got u


Thanks guys


Is this making any sense


Stop


Gay


Who wants orange slices for lunch?


Ew fruits?


Argh


fruits r yum


We have some watermeloneee


Orange is okay but not my preference


Got anything nicer?


Maybe a pie?


Sure, sure


No


Only fruit


Sphagetti?


Awh man...


I'm fine eating my hand then


Dont worry about me


I had the rumblies only hands would satisfy


O.o


Llamas with hats was great.


Throw back


Go to sleep pal Skylar


Whaaat? No way


Yes


It's 3:07 am


You


Wot


Sleeep boi


No u


Sleep


We're in the same time zone so you should sleep


N!pat Castara


Night night


No


Nobu


Rn


Nooo uuu


no u


Guys it's time to stop


Skylar if you sleep like a good loli I'll give you headpats, tuck u in and read your a bed time story


Deal?


Sleep like a good loli


Yes mom


Ily


I would like to know, as well.


my thoughts exactly


That was an unneeded comma buckaroo Crow


What did we do?


HEY MAN. PLEASE, JUST LET ME FINGERS DO WHAT THEY DO.


Piano I hope


Maybe some finger painting


Haiii


That made no sense tho


Skyyy


I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL.


gives skylar a cookie


grabs cookie and eats under bed


Skyyylarrr


XD


Skylar cute loli


Stop lying under the bed


OWO


And get on it


And sleep


sky and Skyler.


Guys we need to stop


give lurker a cookie


SKYLAR


This is giving me eye cancer


Sorry


Oops


I want that last emote to consume me.


What if I did


dab


apologizes


Lmfao


Wow, this is so sad


apologises


So no cookies?


Yes cookies!


apologizes for not apologizing.


its in the rules theres an rp channel for a reason michilly


Bruhhh


Aw man it's only joking


i am the fun police


i dont joke


I thought we called you the Lilice.


Just keep it on the DL sky.. pass the cookies


Time to stop


Stop what?


You know what


smuggles an illegal fuckton o' cookies around the chats.


Guys


RP is bad


It's time to stop


Y'all trash


Nah


Y'all


As in you guys


As in, You all


Read carefully next time guys


hugs Gherardo


Hugggsss


Hai people


N!hug Yuji


Neptune is epic


epic


Owo


actually a very based franchise


I regret never actually playing the games.


Guys we did it


good


you messed up tho


We hit a quarter of a million subscribers


Guys, we did it


You're irrelevant


sad


Yeah


uh huh


hello aya:


Sup


how are you?


Im good


Yourself?


same, just chilling, listening to music


What kind of music


feeling some wwe music atm, might listen to some video game osts later on too, just in the mood for something epic sounding


we are dark side


oof


Crow what


aah


O. o


why is there a cookie in so many channels


Hiii skyyy


criescriescries.


LILY DM NOW


@ so you didnt even pay attention to me


oki my dms are open


Its okay


I hate you too


good


glad thats settled


now write about each other about why you hate each other


and explain it to the class


sad


I dont got anything either


thats even worse


horrible students


I hate jolly for being so funny


There


A compliment hidden within an insult


there we go


you both pass


Oh? Lily's dms are opened;


yobu not for you, gottem


slides in her DMs


or his DMs


2 genders in one body


why where you there from the start then


flirting?


thats kinda mean


gender shouldnt matter if want to befriend someone


but thats my opinion


jolly just collecting me for his eharem


aah


you can always try


you cant say 100 without trying


I want to collect lily


who am i taken by


By me


ehhh


nani


roku beat you to that one aya


You belong to noonar lily


did he kevin


im jus an object to be claimed huh


no he did not lily


just another waifu from mudae bot


alpha is gonna claim me


help kevin!


n!ship Seoyun


aya winning this


Rose claimed me already


owo


my son loves me


F me man


That's kinky


Crow


get butt back here


lewd


time for snooze then


goodnite


Welcome!


Thanks:


How do you do mates


Doing alright, yourself?


Pls make sure to read rules and maybe pick some roles and do introductions if you'd like


Just woke up pretty much


I'm good


Beep boop


Issa bex


Bexiii


How are ya


Morning


jeti I got bullied ina dif server


But they got banned so its oki


Das why you should only hang out here mate


Thank you


How are you Kaz?


Good


That's good


Pls read rules and consider getting roles and maybe do introductions!


Hope ya enjoy your stay


Heya


What r u guys doing?


Yo Mez


Making breakfast


Hbu


I am at school already


Lul


Where are u from?


I should get out of bed


Nah


Hi