Yikes


Dont do that


Let them think theyre cool, dont mind them


They took up the whole bathroom giggling smoking a jewl arguing who hates themselves more


I didnt say anything but I was cringing inside


Those sound like some cringey people


Most college freshman are


A guy once said I've got some pineapple in my car and at first I thought it was a weird flaw cause pineapples expensive


Most of them are trying to figure themselves out being a freshman and all, they are still stuck on the whole I gotta be cool stint like they were in high school


Flex .


Mr harambe


You may return to our beloved ty


Hold on


Pineapple, pomegranates, and avocados are expensive


Youre in Sweden? Forgive me if Im wrong


I had to pay 3S per pound just to type that


Who're you asking Nivek?


You sword


I'm in NA


nice swedish


Where the heck are those things that expensive


north/


My local grocery stores that I'm starting to think scam people


just because she's in america doesnt mean u need to bring up shooting


smh


So buying those where you guys is just like buying an apple?


Dont say the S word around harambe


It upsets him


harambe was a girl


was


SJW gorilla squad coming in for that gender assumption


Nani


Can you stop this feeling?


What feeling?


Does no one get the reference


What have I found?


What have I found


Oh god I feel old now


A... creepy potato?


What's it from nivek D:


Its a song


Ty sung the intro of it


Okay ty


Role playing shall be the gorilla club


But only for a day


Dunno why so hateful bro


I cant make clubs bcuz of coding and whatnot


whos hateful


Join the club;;


Oh yikes


can i have it


Time to get on the tap water and ramen diet


Scrounge for bittos


Hey sword where did you vanish to


Whatcha mean?


You were gone for so long


Can I have it?


hand it over ty


Pengelly what do you want?


No its fine


I was joking


I have my days off in a row and I get all my errands, cleaning, and family visiting out of the way


Ahh so thats why you vanished


Plus school started back up;;


Oof


Poor sword


welcomee


I mean at least your learning a little physics


Welcome


Inserts anime please teacher”


Oh welcome


Xd


Yeah it does that


rip


But its good


You play?


Princess


Becky.


Yeah


hello


Lemme.


You wanna smash taydo


Smash.


I'm just not as talkative tonight


:3 never


I mean of course


this is a pure and chaste channel


no u


What


Oh ok


I assumed you meant rain


Obv


Ew


falls in


vase cracks


FUCK


hello


Hey


hey


hay


aloga


Hola!


Yeet


piranha plant fuckin slaps dude


i was murkin kids with it earlier


sry doing some hw


i'm a busy boy


i know it


Roses are red


Chickens go cluck


byebye netflix time


bye


Dude


netfux with my gpa


Is nitro worth it?


Yes


Only if youre really active on discord Id say


oof


Cheaper than spotify premiun


Yeah


Unless ur not


Than not rlly


I love flexing on my friends


I mean I'm on quiet a bit


Personally ive been active on discord for 2 years and a half


Discord senpai


Sword To me, it is


You have some cute emotes princess


Sword dw i dotoo


insert twerky skeleton here


True


I cant send it all because roku is spam police


Roku!


hiyah


Hows it going?


I just woke up from the most beautiful nap how are you


Doing good atm a little bored


n!pat Roro


Aw poor swords


lets duel


Head pats


I was born for this


stabs himself in foot


Welp


Roro Have you bought OW yet


I already have it tho hz


or do I


maybe I am


Or am I


Lily my favorite trap


Sword thanks


Where my healsluts at though


I want to pew pew pew


ow too hard


go to healslut discord for that


healslutdiscord


A hat


Time for me to confess something


Confess you lvled


Admit it


I did


I am a big boy now


Woot woot


Where's my staff, friends


As you can see, I am pretty active


Oof


Well then


No one writes today maaan


the squad yeeted


oof


2 hour delay tommorow


why


and why


and and uncool


yeet


also im losing my vision


I'm sorry to hear


it does


big oof


i know


major oof


cinnamon


toast


yes


crunch


no


also maybe


cannibalism


nyaa


and whatever cerial made out of


FUCK


NO


FUCK THE NYAA


taste those tasty squares


FUCJCKCKC


nyaaa


lord help


nyaaa oniichan can you adopt me as your pet uwu owo


i love u nii san


ara ara cinnychan don't get so flustered nyaa


FUCKCKCKCK


FUCKKK


D


U


C


K


Easy on the swearing


masternyaa calm down uwu


From watching this chat


walks away


I need to bleach my eyes


owo


Same


bleach yer skin pls


Ya need the Bible


their fault


watch bleach too


ur fault


no


your fault


Probably


Good night ya its getting late and I gotta get up early


Goodnight alpher


gn dad


ITS LILY'S FAULT


you raised me well


how's it my fault


u started talking about catgirls nyaa


i liked within 0.69 seconds


your fault for saying gay word


Catgirls


that ny word


catboys


Nya Nya?


nyaaa


UFKC


GIEJRWO'


RBTWG'BRTE


RG


d


How you like catgirls but dont like Nya tf


nah fam


roku lets rp nekos nyaa


things happened


uncool


not u


ok


ima get food


ill have 2 number 9's


number 9 large


I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, anumber 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda


my stummy hurt


stum


tummy wummy uwuuwuwu


got a apple


Me:waiting to reach lvl 35 also me:dieing inside typing


currently eating the apple


oof


Hello


Extremely sore boy here


hey spicy boi


I pounded a pizza back in 10 minutes


roblox best


work at a pizza place


YEEES


Nice


thats my fav


then retail


omg me house was stackin


want to play?


DJ set and kool stoff


my account got hacked


or i forgot the password


rip


if you dont have account, whats the point


ill find a way


okay ill add


that was my clout account


i got a noob account too


roblox gang gang


ooof


Oh yeah yeah


oh yea


Welcomee


Welcome to Kimochi


Hello!


hai ther


I hope you are having a good day! Make sure to check out rules and to get some roles.


I gotchu


people read those?


Roro Those are some old and still very good KPOP songs the bot is playing


I recommend a song


Sistar Mah Boy


Hihi


Im saying no u against a boy


ooo ive heard this


this song is great


oh wow.. i just got banned from a discord channel for asking if nazi's are allowed


havent heard sistar19 in a bit


LONG time.


Dude I got a bit sad when they disbanded


i always thought they were both so freaking cute;;


Hello


ah this song kills me


where do memes go in this discord?


memes


Alright


cute pfp Poofy


and just like that Nobbai has revived the kpop love within my soul


YES


I honestly don't listen to any new KPOP song anymore


XD


Wow that meme


Rip unvaccinated kid


yep


the old ones are da best


Imagine not getting the polio vacc


Sure as well gonna end up with weak bones and in a wheelchair or worse the iron cast


oh yes. Bring back Polio when it is almost gone in the U.S


Do you guys have any suggestions for films, horror films?


Bird box


Wish I had Netflix


What just because I don't have Netflix?


No


My msg


Deleted


I didn't like Bird Box


I did kinda


Ohh I didn't notice


It was alright


Thats okay


Uhh i dont watch anything out of netflix really so idk if i can help, besides prolly chucky


sinister?


This actually looks pretty good


Thank you Roro


I really liked the first one, second one is meh


That's weird


you seen the conjuring? I was terrified in theatres when that one came out;;


No I haven't seen it


I haven't been watching movies recently


Or death note the anime


Theres a movie but


I dont think u can watch it


I am going start watching anime someday but it is not this day


I watch too much anime


Because iam too tired and sleep deprived


Nah more like korean drama


watch the conjuring as well


And iam drinking coffee


and then start the weeb binge


I can't iam too tired


Kaguya Sama Love Is War is a really good anime so far


And sleep deprived so Iam like drunk


Just walking around the house with a coffee mug in my hand


should probably sleep man


Yeah I haven't been sleeping these days


Sleeping is overrated


you should sleep


its not ok


yes


I stood up for 48 hours studying for my AP Test last year... Wasn't fun at all


i couldnt sleep for two weeks over the summer


bad times


Iam used to it now


Sleep is out the window for me


i lied i slept for a lil it was more like 6 days straight then i would pass out for a couple hours


yeah its not good though


very unhealthy


Welcomee


Welcome


welcome to kimochi


Welcome mate


thanks for the welcome


hello


Hey


moshi moshi?


y u ruin the train


WHA


it means hello tho o:


You know I dont spek web


yea w/e mr anime profile pic


Forgive me


meneither


but i kno


stop lookin at me those eyes


That pepe emote is a bit terrifying


You know you like it lily


stop kinkshaming


hes a beginner weeb


Bigfax


Ive only watched the mainstream” animes


Dbz, naruto, my hero


I recently finish darling in the franxx and konosuba


Those were pretty neat


Welcome mate


Welcome


bible black, a size classmate, oni chichi, you know, the mainstream stuff


Hello welcome!


Thank you


tf mines smaller


WELCOME


im gonna read yaoi


I have not heard of a single one of those lily


and i am also gonna start taking tranny pills


yea theyre hentai i think the last 2 have lolis


so i would refrain from googling


them


what do you guys think


Oh lord


About what?


me doing that


i think ur a mongoloid


Ohhh yeah don't do that


rude


wow why not


Iam not being rude


is yaoi not good or something


I should be doing my HW


no lily is rude


Nobbai what's it about?


I think that driving for 8 hours a day is not fun


The Gilded Age for APUSH


Sounds fun


big fun


I am so screwed on Thursday


Nobbai why's that?


Exam?


mountains


same


We were supposed to review this week, but because of the cold ass temperature this week, I am missing 3 days worth of review in class.


Our exam is on thursday


yeah.


Yikes I dont miss ap is history, that was not an easy course


I love history classes


My teacher's humor is dark. He explains us some hardcore racism in the South after the Civil War


It's entertaining because it's so true


teehee


yea does he go around saying the hard r n word for dark humor or what gotta get that shock value to be hip with the kids


hed grt firef prolly


How's that teacher in the school


welcome


Yea thats very true lily, every high school history teacher I had was a coach, only one that was any good was my ap us history


Welcome mate


Welcome


Welcome to Kimochi


yea pretty much the same


ap us hist


its a texas thing


i think


o is nivek in yeehaw as well


Oh the teacher can never use the N word.


Eh southern thing I suppose


yee hawww


he'll get fired


he's a good person, just really scary


If he does he's dead


Oh god, theres so many of us


Just straight knocked the f out


yeee


LILY


yes


My brain isint ready to deal with this


oop


Ive literally had 2 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours


Go shleep cactus man


cactus?


Yes cactus man


mfgarrett put down the gun


what cactus


Onnu or what


Or you'll get shot


By yourself


but i have tge


o


That doesn't really matter you can still accidentally shoot yourself


If your not careful with a gun


what if its on purpose


i forgot i had that pasta lying around


copypasta


Ah


See because iam sleep deprived my senses are limited


hope you U enjoyed it


Okay. Time to put dedication into my work


So It takes a lot of time to understand things


Nobbai go on and make us proud, DO THAT HW


DO THE DEW


yeah!


Good morning everyone


Good morning


good meowning


How's your morning going so far? Detective Neko Chan


I'm at a school trip


It's going pretty good so far


Thank you for asking


What kind of school trip?


3 days at the dessert


Hiking


Sounds intriguing


And fun


It is fun


Why can't you?


shank em back


pew pew murican style


That's not good


I have been mistaken for a drug dealer and went to a police station


It was a dumb event


Just because I was sitting in park


I hoped everything worked out in the end


It did


isnt that not allowed


The guy that made the call got a money penalty


Is that what's it called


Where do you live?


Just because I was wearing a cap and a hoodie in a park and I was just standing around doing nothing


Turkey


I live in turkey


Which is an awful place


Just everday iam like please somebody just kill the president so that the people can get saved


It's that bad


whats going on there


I'm sorry to hear that


Your just walking down the road and suddenly a guy with a knife in his hand


I have gotten beaten up by muggers because I didn't give them money


At that time I had 5 bucks on me


But there was 12 people


jumped by 12 people for five dollars


Yes


thats like not even forty cents a person


That does happen


That's why iam thinking on getting a like a pocket knife


Just in case


Of self defense


dont youd probably get yourself stabbed if people are crazy enough to do that for five bucks


Yeah I didn't get stabbed but


bringing a knife to a fight is a bad idea


if you had a knife it could happen


at least they didnt stab you


I went to the hospital on an ambulance


how bad was it


I had a swollen head and a m fucked up eye and because of the shock and trauma I had trouble walking


But now it's all fixed


It has been a 1 year since that event happened


And I hope this kind of event or something similar to this doesn't happen to anyone else


oh okay


im sorry that happened to you


It's alright


Iam used to getting beaten up


And mocked at


Anyway


Enough of that topic


So how is everyone?


but if thats actually how bad it id dont get a knife


oof


im alright hby


The usual


F Ed me as always


How's your day going so far?


f ed?


F Ed up me as always


my days okay hhy


Good to hear


o


yeah


welcome jhfj1341


Hello


hello


Welcome


rip


sad


for real sad boi


thats the second time theyve joined o:


upset bois


we arent good enuf for them


LMAO


i guess not monkas


whats up c:


How are you guys doing


good hby


its been a gud night o/ I have da whiskey


I'm good thanks for asking


gaizy so nice uwu


thank you rokudo xwx


youre nicetoo


hope yur night is going just as uwu


Does uwu have special meaning?


i hope yours is too


uhm idunno istih


its like happy anime face i think


I don't know anything about keyboard emoticons


Only Lenny Face and


Yoo mel tf where's my spectator invitee


gaizy are you male or female


im a guy


That's good


It's confusing because there is no gender role


whys that


yeah


traps run rampant


Oof


If you wanna spec lily you can


Free Rampage


My hands are freezing


but there doesnt need to be a gender role


this isnt a match making server c:


lemme warm them


uWu


OwO


I need more maps


visit pages of people that have similar playstyle to you and download the maps on their top plays list


easiest way to farm tbh


Idk anyone else with a play style of trash


ah, synonymous with sotarks!


low acc high diff vs high acc low diff, dt/other mods stuff like that


take a break


warm up your body


Literally just started


And my room is freezing, like, always, because the vents are broken so I never get any hot air.


Let's play OSU videos 1520 Minutes


get a cup of hot chocolate and just hangout for ten minutes and try to warm up


what videos are u watching


that are 1520 mins


of osu


the songs are like 14 mins long


maybe they play more than one song


if its a 20 min clip its just them talking to chat for like 10 mins with a couple of plays in between


I can send pictures at shitpost right?


Im bad at this game anyways


yeah


wait that was ye to istih not mel


keep at it and youll improve, mel


You still need to see how bad I am gaizy


nah u fine


yee mel you'll be da best :D


Nah


Am trash


You need to play something that makes senses


Red Dead Redemption II


Ive already played it and gone through all endings


Which one was your favourite ending


High honor


But there are two possible high honor endings


Well there are also two possible low honor endings


Forget that


mel ill watch u sometime then


Feel free to watch me anytime


Welcome


welcome


Hey whats up yall


im not home or i would


whats up


same jus chillin


Just server hopping to find some chill active ones


tryna sleep


oh this servers fire


I could screenshare but meh


im not even a weeb and i love it here fr


im on my phone no thank u


yea gaizy ur just a closet weeb


talkin bout becoming a trap and reading bl


thinking emoji


Does anyone wanna vc


yea u sounded p serious


Good for ya mate


Im pretty bored


talking about the chop and everything


lmaoo


ur whack


ya im gonna nuke them bois


I'll support you


do the tape until theyre gone for good pogchamp


thank u jetu


jeti


that looks painful


uncomfortable


nah its not that bad honestly


And bursts


What's wrong with Desert Treasure


do u mean damage threshold


Well I guess not


no sauce srry


yea too late at night


Good quest with helpful rewards


im down tomorrow if you want


Not too hard, not too easy


my gpa is sleeping by me and i dont wanna move


i like the new colour roku


lunar diplomacy is actually my fav quest in the game jeti


thanks boo


i was gonna say something but didnt wanna tag


yw bbg


Roro nice color


Boring to do the puzzles


the ending is of its really cool tho eh?


dont see that in any otherr quest


Atleast the sequel was good


lets be real


underground pass


worst quest


or roving elves


rip lily


monka


The whole Elf quest line is fire


If you focus on the story


Seoyun thanks looks like ma cafe


now u got me thinkin


yea u lookin like a snacc


my osrs acc aint too bad actually,had like... 94 in most combat stats i think? 60 def?


i staked my bank tho;;


haiji snacc


dude i like had the most money ive ever had and got greedy


i was SET


I'm like


Base 64 stats


had the best hybriding setup i could ever want, and boom ruined


i saw u started ironman, good luck!


that'll really test yur knowledge


Yeah


My 4th Ironman


I really like this one tho


Cause of the restrictions


iron man is a good movie


are they diff?


I'm doing like a new popular thing


Playing Ironman with extra restrictions


SOme do area only Ironmans


But I have a Shopping Only one


ah that sounds sick, ill probs start hoppin into ur stream more. Im curious to see the process in which you take


Basically can't do anything else with monster drops/gathered resources except sell/alch


I can only use storebought/minigamebought items


i could never do that;;


It's been fun


Probably streaming again today


c: ill try to stop by! Glad you're enjoying it. That's what is important


Goodnight haiz


jet


Haiz


Do you want to go build a cobblestone generator


yeah actually


skyblock tmrw


bye


nini


Seeypu


Night


sleep well gaizy


RIIIRRIII


ouhhh haii Kevin!


Hey riri


i see you have evolved to a king while i was gone!


ohayoo Mel


love your pfp even tho is sad


Thanks


you're welcome and taiga is a cutie


how is you guys btw?


crying at slider breaks huh mel


eh?


Yep


Pretty much


osu stuffs


ouhh i see and your pfp reminds me of Roku, Lily


i think he has used it before or something similar


yea he gave it to me


he didn't like my previous one


ouhh i see! naw im curious what's your last pfp


here it is


I wanna keep playing DT but Idk what maps to play


Im just playing random stuff at this point


Half of which I cant play


here one sec


is it really that one Lily? o.o


ouhh


your current one is better


Momo did the right thing!


i fixed it since roku messaged me with disdain


what a bully


you should hug the booli


yea i try but he rejects all my advances


oo nais fc mel


Couldve had better acc and it wouldve been a new top play


story of my life right there honestly


dt hitorigoto u madlad


Fak that


LMAO


Welcome to Kimochi


thank you


welcomee


thank you please excuse me as I go read the rules


Welcome


dawh


orange dt is impossible tbh


help


yo


mel


How is everyone today?


it's been a great day! How are you Aya?:3


I see thats good. Im doing fine just trying to sleep but cant


Same


So instead I grind osu


i hear osu is really fun


insomnia gang


yea its pretty hard to get into though


I should sleep tho I have class tmrw


I hear its really hard too


Mhm


I see I should try it at least once


May as well


Ive played it too much


Hello


How are you doing


greetings


Good


Yourself?


Me too


How are you doing Seoyun


Hi Issy


i am doing excellent on this fine january night and hope your day is going equally well


what is this meme harumachi u made me download


hello


Hi there


oi Io


Im new, how does this work?


How does what work


The server or discord


Eyy Rikka


Hey Rikka


Not much cuhhh


hbu


Welp now I gotta stop playing osu


mel u got the bill nye map?


rip


Cause apparently the taps are still somehow keeping my sister awake


Rage quit


And yeah


Fuck that map too


No not a rage quit


Omg Im stressed


Same Io


why u stress


She has college classes early tomorrow


Im new!


And I have an unneeded therapy appointment


Hi lo


Ooh I have college classes too tmrw morning XD


Alright


That's it


I think she has Japanese and something else


yall gotta sleep


where my NEETs at


I wanna sleep but cant


oooh I have music theory and music history


Im here roku


Hi everyone


we got sum NEETs in da chat woo


How are you Io


Hello lo


what up ur local neet here contributing to society by wasting ur oxygen


ill cut down your treets


trees


ficc


Streets


slay me roku


uguu


Treets


Neat.


AND THE STREETS


Cut down my treets and steets


Seeds


tf rnt u 13


Roku so dreamy


Never too early to get a sugar daddy


Hehe I want to talk more but I should prob sleep also congrats


are u a rapper


thank u thank u


Tupac was my friend


if ur a neet just sell ur body on grindr when u need cash


honestly


Im the real rapper


Goodnight everyone


goodnight aya


NOOO


Goodnight


sleep well


Craigslist


we call em


odd jobs c;


hello its me ur male escort


Craigslist Partys


Party hard, Stalingrad


I call it with a different name but okay


Uber is expensive


Uber


UBER


Bus


Uber is cheaper


Can confirm


Same Rikka


Uber driver are professional troller


Uber driver is basically bored therapist


Leave my car now


I dont wanna go to therapy tomorrow reee


Im not even the one that needs it in my family


Retweet


Subway


Thats probably what Ill do Rikka


Chinese Lice


My child therapist just tried to get me to open up” through jenga games


Corndogs


Now its a skill because Im really good at jenga


Im not gonna go into details about myself about all this in general chat


I'm my own therapist


same yo


That's why i don't earn money


I dont hate therapists, mines actually pretty cool, I just dont need the therapy lmao


Mel, yes


This chat is our therapy, duh


My family thinks I need the therapy because Im depressed” and stuff when Im really not


Depressions?


True


I just chill and talk with her about my future plans and stuff really and thats it


Isn't it just a random person at the end


I guess


USA?


Hm?


Are you from the US


Welcome!


Welcome to Kimochi


Yeah I am from the US


And welcome


Good to know that


Why is that good


Not important


Yes


going to tickle your toesies in ur sleep


All of you need ASMR ManBehindTheCamera


That would actually be kinda nice


Okay


Not it became unpleasant


dam jus tryna give a foot massage why u gotta make it dirty


Thai massage


Man Im bored


hello


Hello


Hey spoopy


moshi moshi


How are ya


im alright


hby?


Mehhh


Not good but not bad


Mel Gibson


Exposed


Yo Spoop


jeti


ey


Good to know you aight


What


you username says six flower


Alright imma lurk and listen to some music, @ me if Im needed


Kay


Have fun stalking


Evolution


Mmm


Nnn


Romulo is God


wow


Ro


Ku


Do


LMAO


Romudo


Rokudo is based god


Rokudo is good boy


He is a man of god


Best boy


Probably so wholesome


Family man


my man


Oh god


Oh based god


i worship him at the altar every day


Im singing and


Im SINNING


thinking about rokudo


Seoyun this may seems weird but are you a he or she


im whatever u want me to be


nah i was born male


ouhh i see


lo


that reaction


So where yall from


yeehaw land


I'm from sauna


Theres nothing wrong with that lily


Im from Tennessee


venus


i actually thought Lily was a girl


She's got it, oh baby she's got it


im surprised, i don't really type or act like one


yeah you dunnt but the name gave me that idea


there are some names that give that vibe


like Rikka is a girl name but it doesnt give that vibe much


I was born with the sauce so thats where my name comes from


im not gonna question the sauce thingy


wut about you Lo?


where did your name come from


can u show me an example of being born in the sauce


My name Io?


yup


uhh


I love space. And planets!


o.o


And Greek mythology. Io is the name of Jupiters moon and the Greek info has some cool stuff to read about. Involving cows.


ouhhh!


that's a really lovely meaning Lo


Io Lo


Yes!


Good google skills


i love lowes


Obliterated


sure jan


But the cool thing is Io traveled the world as a cow


Then got to go back to being a wholesome human girl.


impossible


That Zeus was feelin


Sooo true


yum


Well


I mean he made a lot of kidz


yum.


Ok but who is the best god?


Or goddess obvs


Hello


Answer the question


I actually don't know any Greek mythology or care to know


So I didn't answer


Omg


Answer


I need your answer


No thank you.


Its not hard to pick one


what if u dont know any tho


Hello Issy


You can be like


Issa Issy doing okay?


Greek god of alcoholL


There is one for that


yea but i dont like alcohol


Greek god for sports”


u did


Sooo easy


greek god for osu


pls


I said I was born with the sauce


Wait do you call me Issy? jeti


Smfh


maybe not


Yee


omg i am


sorry sauce..


So how issa Issy


Oh now I understand it


I always thought you mean someone else


I'm doing good how about you


Imma swell


Nice


Nice.


That too


TooT


wholesome chat


i agree


Morning


ALPHA


Is oki


N!pat alpha88


Alpha does go offline


Flooof


Daily floofs


Always need floods


Wait


Alph is here


That means


I am here jeti not for long because of work but I am here


I know


It is humbling that you would spend what little free time you have on us mere mortals


Here for a good time not a long time


LMAO


Im here for a long time


Oh


He quit his job I see


Praise be to Alph


Hello everyone


Hello Onny


Hello brother wolf


Hello jetty and brother


How are you guys doing?


Tired


Imma fine and dandy


Iam tired as well


My policy in life is, Sleep is for the weak


So hes here for a good time and a long time?


Yep


He is cheating the system


Not something us mere mortals could ever hope to achieve


Cant handle this


Can't handle the wolf life


Oh I'm sorry


Alph the Great God of the West


The wolves life arent easy


Istihbarat brother, I Mean my second brother and Turkish brother this is confusing


Hi Issy


I live in the east though


Hehehello


How are you guys doing


NA is pretty West on the world map mate


Fine for the most part


Hello Istihbarat


The wild west


yee haw bois


Gunslingers and Outlaws


But I live east


And wolves


Only 1899 Kids remember


Alph pls


Stahp troll


Gunslingers and outlaws and wolves


Sorry


Wolves always attack me


Well I would too


This means War Mister


If you scare us


Yo Alph


We attack you


That's mean


I'm finna going to switch religion


Attack and defend


Istihbarat En garde MISTER


Ohoo


En garde!


Hon gard


deletedchannel


Fite me if you need to par


I left the house and forgot my keys inside


I need support


Really?


Yes


That's unfortunate


Break a window


I hope i let my room window open


So i can climb up


Turn into spider man


Look at that mess I have to do


All I can say is good luck


Because that's a lot of mess


Yeah


I wish I could help you out


Just like get a plane ticket be like Iam coming brother


I don't understand it


Is it much?


Yeah a plane ticket costs a lot


Here anyways


It's either 100 bucks or over 100


I saw a plane ticket for 450 bucks


To Germany that is


Expensive


Yeah it is


Economy Class is boring


Only old Movies and standard food


Hello


Welcome


They do suck yes my mom has got a fear of heights so she can't get on a plane


You have traveled too much via plane?


Jesus that's long


It would cost me about 1.1k USD to fly to Canada


I thought 9 hour bus trips were boring


Flying becomes boring after 23 times


Is it suposed to be fun then?


For some people it's fun for some it's different


Personally I don't like traveling with a plane


Traveling is annoying


Bus, Boat, Car, Plane


Boat can be fun


I have never tried it but it sounds fun


Train is boring too


I tried everything


When ever we are traveling I just sleep


I don't like travelling


In the days when I didn't use to drink coffee


Oh yes your coffee


7 Cups per day


Yup


Good morning.


Seems about right


Good morning


Hello


How is my fellow sleep deprived homosapiens?


Pretty sleepy


And annoyed at the moment because iam looking after my cousins


Can anyone roll for me plz


Ouch


Cousins


I have wolf cousins


I bet you have more than 100 cousins


Turkish family's


That's too much


I don't even know my family in Turkey


Only my Grandpa Grandmother, 2 aunts and 1 cousin


Germany became a shithole in the last 4 years


When wasnt it not.


dnd?


Dungeons Dragons


Clash of Clans


Trash game


All Supercell games are trash


Agreed


The Turkish wolf man agrees TR


Grey Wolf


See you later feller


Hello senor Roku.


Is that


my cells...


dabbing?!?


No


They are glitching


There better not be any dabbing going on in here


Triggered


Amev what have you brought onto this cursed land.


If you insult that emoji one more time imma throw hands


And she is offline.


Oh no


I scared her offline from the ping


nooo


Now you've done it


Im in it for the long run


Perfection


How are you doing


Tired


Not enough sleep?


4 hours of sleep


Standard


Give me some caffeine, and Ill be fine


Just sleep lmao


That easy


Pure caffeine has a awful taste


Cant


And Ive been told


Not much of a fan of coffee


All of you have a coffee addiction


No


I have a'likes to feel notdead' addiction


Now that, I agree with


You have to live with it


No I don't


Hacker


I can play vidya, drink coffee and chat with friends


And I feel alive


What kind of coffee you always drink


Just with a tad of milk


Special Arabica coffee bones?


Cheapest brand


And it still tastes good?


Of course


It's coffee


Always good


Drink a red bull


Speed up that heart disease


Only Water, Ice Tea and Cola


I've been trying to cut energy drinks altogether


Max 1 a week has been active for months


Energy drinks have a bad taste


I drink sugar free, so its somewhat less bad for me


Yeah no


Sugar free drinks


Sugar is not what's bad about energy drinks


Plus, my nose gets stuffed up from sugar


And I know


In fact sugar free drinks are worse


In all cases


Yes they are


I do got to stop drinking red bull


So lets speed up the process


Red Bull with coffee


Now, I have been told sugar free is pretty bad for you I cant remember where though


Theres no sugar in it but sweeteners


Yeah


And some of the sweetners are much worse?


Well i can't really say if they are better or worse than sugar


But it tastes awful


They have substances in them that humans should never ingest


I do agree with that. I just dont like to drink sugary drinks much anymore because going through a year and cutting out sugar, then having something filled with sugar isnt fun


Sugar is everywhere


I mean in large amoubts


9,7g sugar per 100ml


The daily recommendation is 50g max


The bottle is empty


1,5 litres


150g sugar


Yikes


Sugar will kill me one day


Or sport


I know someone who eats lethal amounts of salt and sugar everyday


I stopped eating sugar to help lose weight And did other stuff lost a lot of weight


Im trying to get weight


Hes probably going to have heart disease in his early 30s from how bad he is


It doesn't work


Metabolism?


Idk


And Ive seen him talk a bag of salt and vinegar chips, and poor a giant amount of salt on it


I eat a lot


Your metabolism is the rate your body burns calories


Sometimes 1 Kilo chicken Nuggets


Jesus Christ


I should stop doing sport


A high metabolism means you can eat a lot but gain little


And just why?


Alright iam back so I asked my friend does he need the item ideas tomorrow and he said No so Iam in the clear


I have a high metabolism, and it just keeps me at a very certain weight range


I prefer it to be overweight instead of underweight


Im luckily in the middle now


I eat a lot but its the same


My morning breakfast is literally a sandwich and coffee


You know how much we Turks eat


And my lunch is another sandwich


It's a bad joke that we're becoming underweight


Ooof


And my dinner is another sandwich


Road to 80kg


My breakfast is a sandwich


Iam 74kg


Lunch and dinner I either barely eat or snack on something


But I don't show it because iam tall


Tststs


Iam the tallest in our class


Onnu How tall are you?


I don't often eat anything for lunch


Iam 1.78


I just eat sandwiches


For every meal


I eat 45 times per day


Wow that's a lot


That's not healthy


And i don't gain weight


I think


Iam going to rage quit


There are pills that can help you gain weight


Onnu Youre normal according to BMI


It's considered tall in turkey


Because everyone here is 1.50 or 1.60


They call me The Pole in school


Poles are tall


We have a pole in our class


2 meters


Jesus


That's tall


I actually want to get to like 1.85 or 1.90


Me too


That's pretty good in my opinion


He's tall, blond and has blue eyes


Ohhh sexy


Does he get all the girls is the real question


Spoiler


We don't


Istihbarat why's that?


Too talkative


Iam guessing


2 Eastern European girls which are like smoking is so cool and we are so beautiful the other two hate us because we laugh a lot


Ahhh typical smoking to be cool thing


Yes


I didn't know they did that in Germany as well


They do


Since the 90s


I don't want to smoke


Yeah don't


But vaping we'll see about that


It's really useless


They did that before the 90s too but many students started to do that in the 90s


There's one guy in our class which always smells like gras and alcohol


My uncle uses a vape and it's literally water


Smells like grass and alcohol?


Drugs


Weed


Iam guessing he gets drunk in a field?


Weed and booze


Mr. Booze


Marihuana and Alcohol


RakI


Joint and a Zoink


Efes Pilsen


Istihbarat the classic


Yes


Classic Turkish beer


My relatives drink bud Weiser


It's cheap


I hate it when they ask me if i want to drink alcohol


You shouldn't tho


I always answer Get out of my eyes you junky


You shouldn't drink alcohol


Istihbarat damn aggressive


I tried rakI in 2017 with my dad


Never again


Istihbarat why?


Alcohol good when depression takes over


Does is taste that bad


Beer tastes horrible


I don't like the taste


I could go and drink so much beer and wine i want


I mean I'll drink beer but not heavy alcohol like vodka etc.


Because in Germany you're allowed to buy beer and wine with 16


I like red wine


Istihbarat what?


People said that the local wine has a good taste


It's 18 for turkey


Wasn't it 21


It should be 18 hold on


Let me check


It's 18


Only 4 years to go


Well well


Let's go life


Turn 16 and come to Germany


We have the best and cheapest beer


Can your family adopt me


Sure


I don't wanna live in turkey


But you'll need very much money


1E 6 i think


To get a plane ticket?


Yeah it's 6 bucks


Living in Germany could be very expensive for you


I mean you need 6 to but a Cola bottle


So if a buy Cola


I always feel rich when iam in Turkey don't ask me why


I can get a plane ticket


Lmao 1E


Germany so cheap


It's not cheap for me


86ct 25ct


But if you give the empty bottle back you will get the 25ct back


2E for a 0.5 L cola here


With a 20 cnt return


4 empty bottles and you can buy yourself a cola


Why is everything so expensive in turkey


It's feels nice to have empty bottles inside your bag pack if you go to the supermarket


Why's that


Because you get 25ct for every empty bottle


God Turkey


So violent


There's a machine where you put the bottle in


It gives you a bill


It is vialont


I got my ass beaten by 12 muggers


In the old days


I collect empty beer bottles and sell to the market


I actually got 10 bucks in return


Which was pretty good


10 Lira


Yep


Buy cheetos


No


I don't like cheetos


Wow


I prefer doritos


And mountain dew


Turks love cheetos


Oh you finally got mountain dew over there?


Yes


At some places


Not everywhere


Import Embargoes


It's hard to type when my cousin is all up in my face


Goddammit


Hold on


Dikkat et


Will do


And my uncle has taken her away ok


Man there are so energetic


Sounds like a hard job


Yeah they are twins as well


Both 1 years old


Rip


Basically


I'm back in a couple of minutes


Sounds good


I shall wait


With patience


Welcome


Enjoy your stay


Hellooo


Hello


How are you doing?


I'm alright. A bit sleepy. About to get ready for schook.


school


Question tho


Go for it


I wanna put up my comission sheet? But it's not allowing me. Did I do smthn wrong?


Man I wish I could help you out I know nothing about that stuff


I have joined yesterday


Oof


It's alright


Thank you tho


No problem


I'll figure it out I guess :'


Now to get ready


For school?


heyo whatsupdoing


back from school xdxdxd


Iam fine for the most part


How was your day at school?


pretty nice


didnt really have that many subjects


because we had 2 classes of art and music


yeah me too


I love history tho


It's my cup of tea


Or cup of coffee


I should say


its a normie opinion, but MEH


i dont like coffee or tea


Understandable


i guess its a good thing because i dont like energy drinks neither


Yeah it's a good thing


all taste the same


That's an interesting opinion


i mean i dont know if my tastebuds are weird i literally cant notice a differnce


except mountain dew jumpstart but i dont really like that neither


Totally understandable


what about you?


I like both


Mostly coffee


Iam drinking coffee right now


yeah my friend dricks coffee 24/7


im drinking tap water


yeah same as coke and pepsi


but my mom and dad started to complain that flavoured carbonated water is ruining teeth


They are indeed correct


That's true


yea but they literally drink pepsi 24/7


That's bad


yeah


Do they have any teeth problems?


idk


they dont really talk about it


They must have problems if they drink coke 24/7


and PEPSI


I mean i did that for quite a while


my teeth are fine


OK


did the cactus run away?:


cactus?


NOT AGAIN


We see you cactus boi


You people keep going on about a cactus


Cactus?


Iam confused as well


dam this donut is good


Goddammit your making me hungry


I haven't had breakfast


Its an old joke onat


go make a bread


Ahh


They accused me of being a cactus


OBJECTION


but there was no cactus


OBJECTION DENIED


The five food groups:


Bread


Hella bread


Milk


Sauce and bread


n!badng cactusman


Baaack


Sauce is forever


n!bang cactusman


Get lost in the sauce


Zbzbzhzhx


n!bang Bad anime shows


heyy


N!awoo


Awww that's too cute


Literally the only person who calls me a cactus for a reason is teensy


n!dab


YA YYEET


Ya...


Y E E T


N!dab


Ummm iam Muslim


So that rule doesn't apply to me


nah this fucker keeps on swearing


cactusman


Theres is only 1 person who has a reason to call me a cactus


and shadow you aint even in hypesquad


the rest of you have genuinly lost it


honestly mate


I just woke up from passing out in my chair from lack of sleep, exhaustion and generally being worn out


so uh


ok...


I have no idea what you're on about


If you weren't a cactus you would be fine


well its 3pm


Checkmate


checkmate


But see kiddo


thats where you're wrong


because i am infact


im not kiddo


Not


a cactus


you are kiddo


Iam trying to understand the joke but iam too tired to understand it


Simply put


its 3pm here


they've lost their minds


and they keep accusing me of being a cactus with no reasoning


Shadow I think so too


Eh my game is down for maintenance so Im going to eat dinner


Enjoy your meal Nivek


enjoy meal


Thank you onat


ha


Goddammit that meme


what meme?


The 21 thing


hi guys


Where did the cactus run off to


HEHE ITS A ME


Jesus


Oh god


Running the wrong way, wrong name color


yes


S M H


STF


STRFU


STFU


So the real shadow wasnt a cactus after all


Case closed


His name is dave


IDK


See


whose name is dave


Yo who dis fake Shadow


who is dave


whait


His name isint even shadow


what


it says dave in big pink letters


Don't worry Dave


Gottem


I'll contact staff to remove your copycat


HA


whatchu talking bout?


whos a copucat


Hey look its dave


oh hey roku changed his pfp


The cactus Boi


Again...


So the cactus was dave all along


Spooky


why am i in voice chat


why is miyano in voice chat leavbing and joining again


I think she's broken


Possibly because its borked


again


Miyano is avoiding cacti


when i come back


I don't know anymore


You've always been dave


henlo


AHH JESUS


It's putin


AHHH NOOO


da


u shall go to gulag


Woah


No not the cactus


NO MR PUTIN


Pls Mr. Putin


look at you


begging me for mercy


guards


get them out of here


Where are your guards


um


idk


you do know iam in a different country right


Iam not in Russia so you can't take me away


i have guards all around the globe


That's not how that works


How many guards do you have?


Or spies


69 trillion


Ohh good number choice


yeah


No matter how many guards you have


The cactus man runs away


whos cactus man


He escapes every time


Shadow


hmmm


He/she/it I don't know anymore


Ive been summoned


again


but shadow isnt going to gulag


u are


You can try to put me in the gulag


Nah


alright


I have Doc


puts u in school


this is the real gulag


I finished with school back in 2017


Was the cactus man just caught


Dont need to deal with that


Mr Putin you do know you can't take away random citizens around the globe right?


Incredible


Come say that to trump


oof


donald trump


privet cyka


i have spies in ur country


Nice


Good insult


ikr


He really got scared


yeah


look at him


running around not knowing what to do


XaXaXaXaXa


well heres the summary:


I joined this server yesterday and it's been just a blast of everything


your going to gulag cyka


LMAO


Bro I'm in a different country


Honestly mate


i been in this server for a long time but i dont chat alot


This server is a uh..


You can't just take me away


its an interesting place


Na i like onat


i told u i have guards all over the globe


Onat doesnt get put in a gulag


Shadow thank you


sigh...


looks like i must use 1 of my power


Go back to your mama and cry


planet blows up


You can put dave in the gulag though


NY YKA


He deserves it


Dave tried to accuse me


I dont like being accused


Mr Putin you are an interesting man


NEVER TALK ABOUT MY BABUSHKA


YKa


babushka is russian for mother or grandmother


learning is good


YN


CYKAAA


Calm down Mr Putin


Lmao


Putin thinking he can outmatch Shaggy


Ikr


blyat i can destroy shaggy using 0.0000001 of my power


That's just like, your opinion man. Zoinks!


no


its true


Putin what do you think about Joseph?


because it happened.


Shaggy needed 5 of his power to create existence


He doesn't need a 1/1 000 000 of that to obliterate you


i didnt need anypower to creat russia


no cyka


joseph was a great comrade


he fought like true ruski


He killed 26 million citizens


How is he a great comrade


all those ppl were sacrafices for the motherland


nyet


Hello


Istihbarat brother save me putin is trying to put me in the gulag


Hello Comrade


privet comrade


Istihbarat call ErdoGan


finally a true comrade


Gulag is only for soldiers which didn't die at the battlefield


good morning


da MRad


Good morning


Morning Gaizy


good morning shadow


Stalins order 270


R YY bt KaK B n tNYH


WHY IS MY NAME STILL DAVE


and hi haizy


dave


or gaizy


Poccnr


Its always been dave


hi putin


did u like that


privet


blyat


mfgarrett you gotta help me he's trying to put me in the gulag


idk i dont know russian


Onnu here ill try something


a we Y tbR B RB Y HR t we dNH  Cara


Orddderrr 270


assasinate the presdint of russia?


not good idea


idk russian


presdint


idk either i just have a keyboard


so imma assument that said i love you putin lets smash


lmao same


basic downloading osu beatmap 2mb and takes a minute


finnish wifi


Stalin LaaL


oof istih


Is he gone?


who


bi


Nope he's not


Don't judge me for something Stalin ordered


nyet


Putin goddammit


western cyka


Crimea is Russia


I bet you don't know how to squat Merari


dude its 50 today


Kaliningrad is Germany


I think he's gone


dude it aint


it just feels like it


gonna have to look like miyano


your


Wow


Calm down guys


Let's not insult each other


he do not know how to read weather repott


dude


Hey CorC versene borC


ur twelve years old


Istihbarat eyyy


fight me


Eyyy


ayeee


Oeey


UOA


I love that emote


dave u stumpid boi


David


darwin


Dallas


Gumball


candice


What is even going on


I don't know


Phineas


candice d word fit in ur mouf


mauf


'Grabs his sword'


Onnu i invented squating cyka


shadow idk


Plombir


Do you like Plombir Klingel


woa


idk what that is


Russian ice cream


N!bang Gluck


I see


i am god himself


Your the Russian terminator


Im a god idk what u mean


God asked Putin before he created the World


Poofy can u send blyats to gulag?no.i am god.


Mistrot can you defeat America? I don't think so


KGB is watching the chat


XaXaXa


america will bleed


Sarine wth?


Im not russian


Whatever that is


i have more nukes than america has population


Rekt 10:0


Horan that's a bit much don't ya think


nyet


Where are you keeping all those nukes?


Yah


Russia has more atom bombs than the US


Hopefully ur joking


in the mother land


I think 500600 more


I dont like thinking about being bomhed


Bombed


XaXaXa


blin cant understand


Don't worry, all of us get bombed one day


no they do poofy


Putin I have a question


what cyka


For the Turkish comrades


turkey is comrade


torkish


Torgish


torbjorn


Darbjan


dabsan


Adriano putin iam Turkish iam your comrade you don't need to put me in the gulag


Barban


komi san with a gun


Kommissar


Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?


Man this is giving me call of duty vibes


oberkommando


The good old times


Volkssturm


Bravin do u not like americans


Reznov and Mason


REZNOV


He didn't existed after the breakout but who saved your life in the helicopter?


ramirez and roach and ghost and shepherd


We have been starved, we have been beaten but we will not be broken. Today we send a message to our corrupt and arrogant leaders... Today my comrades VORKUTA BURNS Viktor Reznov


karen took the kids and enrolled them in Fortnite dance class


Who's Karen?


Burn down all fortnite buildings


Karen is a bad person


now she's threatening to take the dog and put hin down


WHAT


why


we need to put her down


Violence


No no i will not let one of my brothers die


This chat is physically incapable of being normal


karen


Karen from GTA IV


no u Shadow


WE MUST BURN KAREN LIKE THE WITCH SHE IS


we are normal


shadow is not


normal


Wow we are not burning someone


I refuse


We only Grill


yeah lets not pull a castlevania


That's even worse


Medium Steak


well done


Burned


good job


proud of u


so this isthe power of communisim


Istihbarat your making me hungry


I need food


SOSİS


cook stake


naai


Hmm?


iaan


I mean you only have 5 Food groups


Bread


Hella bread


Milk


Sauce and bread


idk


Onnu We're making you hungry


German bread is the best


communisim is key


Iam not a communist Pastelito


Pumpernickel!


Vollkornbrot!


YOU ARE NOW


And 298 other bread versions


Cheesecake?


Iam a proud Turkish citizen


Muharrem


choosecake


Istihbarat you only need one kind


AND THAT'S HELLA BREAD


In Germany you have bread for almost everything


Goosecake


Bread for soup, meat ect


goosecake


Boozecake


? Goosecake?


Bierkuchen


Boozelake


I am finally on my way home


Sorry, I was driving www


Boozecake sounds delicious


Loot Lake


woag naai


Drive safe


Oh no I'm at my destination!


I just came in on this :'


Boobslake


Anata wa sudeni Kysan shugidesu


goochlake


Boobcake


pubecake


Tittycake


Istihbarat


Bluesfake


Pukecake


ok im done


Alright, calm it down kiddos


Snooze ache


yucky


Guys please


YouFake


Kick me


In the breasts


n!hug the boys


Wow


wow


N!slap Istihbarat


oof poor guy


This is unacceptable


It is


Rip in pepperoni


N!slap naai


Watch me n!slap Istihbarat


Why not?


Mister, this is unacceptable I will get the law


n!slap NekoBot


Well that's just his fault he should've dodged the second one


that slap


Get the fbi


n!lolice


No, even better


The SHERIFF


The local Sheriff


FBI


Sheriff


FBI OPEN UP


County Sheriff


Or Marshal Tom Davies


idk


Its gone


its just shitpost


Way down south


Dixieland


Where Istihbarat lives


Germania


Germ many


Germ


Goddammit


Germoney


Got Germany


Gotmany


Money


one day im gonna be staff and whip u all


ok


nice


Got germoney


mfgarrett please don't


Onnu ok i wont whip u


Ok do it


Because you're Dave


CHAMGE MY NAME


ME


CHANGE MY NAME


DAVE


WHATS THE PROBLEM


lmao you can change your own diaper


Until then


Dave Norton


gaizy you ruined it


IM FINNISH THATS NOT A NAME HERE


why you do dis


SILENCE DAVE


he doesnt know nick


Well it is now


I CANT BECAUSE YOU CHANGED IT FROM THE ACTUAL SERVER


heh


heh heh


You'll be know as Dave


For eternity


Finland is my colony


BUT IN THIS SERVER IM A DAVE


To be fair, you stole my name


lmao he dum


and tried to frame me


and i didnt like that


so he branded u dave


CHANGE MY NAME


no i like dave


not that bottlecap kid


mate


You can change your name yourself Dave


STOP BULLYING ME


Guys can we all just calm down


Please for the love of God


OLD MEN BULLYING ONE CHILD


small chil


Yeah i think we need to done it down a bit


Prank gone wrong


Basically


Dave do you want a Bratwurst


Or Frankfurter


Hmmm


frickc og


Is that okay


f


OH CMON


Its fine?


perfect


That's even better


NOT IT IS NOT FINE


That's not what he wanted, so it's fine


epic games”


Epic Gaymes


hit or miss


Is this okay


yes


What's wrong with Dave.


what now


OF CFDIRTXDTY0KIUJCFYIA


its okay?


Perfect


shh


Evad


This is great


Change his name to Evad


yes it is flawless Shadow


Iam just watching from a far


Clap?


Shadow can you change my nickname to something i wanna test it


cclap


If your name is Dave you'll work at McDonald's


That name


Is this okay dave


what


thank


That flawless


AJHDA0IU8SFB 8ASRGUYISAZGSDGRSIUDFHGUSHDFGUSFHGUIASHDFIAHSOIFAJSDIOASJD


heh


heh heh


GO FRICK YOURSELF


What have we learnt today?


n!bang shadow


Shadow yeah he dum


Shadow don't frame the staff and don't make fun of them that's the lesson of the day iam guessing?


Kentucky Bourbon


See, Onat gets it


leaf licker


shadow more like


love staff


they'll love back


Iam a good boy


did it for a joke


platter


dummie


they'll still love


why?


CUZ STAFFROBOT


i like leaves


Ohh yeah can someone adopt me?


I'm a lonely wolf


You have to cooperate with the staff or else you're screwed


Well you're screwed anyway


i like doritos


Me too


nah im gonna go away for a while i cant take shadow the magping


i will not cooperate with shadow


what do you mean


he is


shadow is part of your life


Without shadows you can't live;;


Aggressive


you can't;;


i lovelovelove shadow


The hammer is coming


Everyone wants to be Shadows friend


Shadow is your closest friend irl


i am just a simple leaf licked


Im a pure child


licker


why am i dave now


You're not dave


Ohh God she's changing names


evad


your evAD


Evad


i like


hold up


Onat, jump in voice chat


yeah im agirl


shadow susss


I meant evad over here


I might have written that wrong


oh


context


My English isn't the best sorry


Shadow is the best girlfriend you will ever get


Buy now


wewe


im also taken, get out of here


Istihbarat man think about this


You don't wanna mess with staff


Keep your head down and everything is alright


Onnu im a boi


Welcome back dave


named dave


hello nice to see you again


Daverine


how have you been


i require a dave role


I don't know anymore


Wolf


it's


BOMBING


inside


onat am i a gorl


Ah


I get ya


Dave has 2 boyfriends


Because he's a girl


Dave has 2 girls.


Ave and Eva


Shadow ur pfp makes me happy


Eva Braun


i am in a vroom vroom Shadow


xlmao


you're in a choo choo


More than 5 Roblox boyfriends


CHOO CHOO


brb


dito can I see your driving licence


what?


On the ground


dont have one


someone is role playing here


You're under arrest for grand theft auto


Boiii


alpha88 brother


Hello Mr


i would wanna join voice chat but i dont wanna talk


Streetmugger


alright alright


lemme make you a deal


If you join voice chat i'll considering changing your name


I didn't know cacti could talk


still gonna have my mic muted


oki doiki


yes


uhhh


yeah


noticed


Shadow i was at dunkin donuts whatd you say about evad


wow look at this lobby we got here


nah


Staff


I WAS ShAdOw


should i get my voice changer


Shadow


WOW BULLY SHADOW


hi


shadow can be dave for the day


i can be shadow


Im going to eat Wolf meat


yeah i wanna tussle


i am a boy


Tomboy


i want roles


shes a he


rolls


Hes a she


idk im gonna go


ttyl


Shadow is happening


hse a eh


a he she


I'm being held hostage


Terrorist won


This is not good at all


shadow is a cool guy


IM NOT A COOKIE Shadow


yeah stfu


yes you are


breakfast cake


shadow says ima cookie


says mmy name like it


you are a cookie


YEAH YOU PRONOUNCE IT LIKE COOKIE


cuhoooley


nah


key


cookie corgie dave


corgi


SOMEHOW I GUESSED THAT MY NAME WAS GONNA HAVE DAVE IN IT


keyboard clak


my keabord C L A K E D


Can someone adopt me iam a lonely wolf with no owne?


idk


keabord


Onnu ya come here


n!pat wolf


Yay


A human friend


why did u go poof


poofhuh


pof


cookie but actually dave


you went poof


for a sec


opo


Break from work in 15 minutes can talk then


ok big business man


How are you doing?


good hby


why is L creeping on the call?


ur creeping too


hes not staff


monka


i love you


sorry meaned it


shadow is big mean


idk what u mean


what am i doing?


why is gaizy POOF


gaizy is poof because he poofed


how are you yung finnish boy


yuh


im not young


peefin these days


yeah you are


i am 105 years old


i farted


ok yeah you r


fard


FARD


i swear to god if shadow changes my NAME TO FARD


yes


fardquad


Fard?


You mean


oookay


say smthing dito


say smthing


fard face


ik


beautiful


okay bye talk to u guys after the funeral


what's going on here


ok bibi


k


k?


keep that beauty


KEEP MY ART


oh yeah yeah


You


Suuure


do you like ice cream?


its is degrees outside


Dave


wow shadow is meanie


EvaDe


Shadow is your reflection


you


Shadow I am your worse joke nightmare


i can unmute my mic BUT I WONT SPEAK l


not in heaven tho


why do u want me to speak


GIT GUD


i can talk


oh wait wait wait wait


WAIT


oh god i wanna throw up


shadow


you can't be in a lightning bolt


nah i can broke too


help


i'm blank


ok stop


STOP GHOSTING


ok


mad L


take the L


N!awoo


i'll think that anything you say w that, is happening in your head


n!dab


nah


its great


joke


n!insult shadow


sorry


n!slap dito


thank you for your sweet compliments


n!hug Onnu


AOOH


AWOOO


Oh wow gayboi


I got hugged by a human being


incredible


lmo


N!hug Andre


aight


n!pat Shadow


N!hug Shadow


heh


n!hug air


n!cry


WOWEO OKM I EWONT SCREECH INTO THE MICROPHONE


Why are you crying Andre?


Because I can't find my mic


he meant, WOWEOWEO


n!sumfuk


ok


i cant


mate


MATE'


give this guy a picture help


yay


FRICK OFF


ive always changed it from the options


yes i know


kork


yes?


Why are you talking to yourself


idk


n!slap himself


JETI


vc


will give ya the answer


typing


n!discordmeme'


n!discordmeme


weeb


'Tis not the place for vc chatting


BOW DOWN TO ME


How are you all doing?


we're fine


howz about ya


no im not doing


wow god came back


Iam fine for the most part


Fine meow


Hbu


i dont know what god you talkin bout


I'm doing great


i didnt steal anything?


Detective Neko Chan good to hear


that's good meow


dont know what you talking bout


bye


kork


yes


nothing


ok


you havent spoken


It's really tiring thou


i won't


n!pat Detective Neko Chan


meow


take a rest then


LUL


N!blush


What's this rest you guys speak of?


idk


weee


spoke about


cactus


What is this sorcerery


Aka shadow


Don't drink energy drinks


Get energy pats instead


ok


jk


dx


Nobody pats me iam Lonely


n!pat Onnu


nobody pats me iam Lonely


Energy boost


n!punch dito


oh wow


Thank you jeti


n!punch myself


Nobody gives affection in Finland


LMAO


idk why you deserve but


Nooo


N!hug dito


GIT GUD


also


League anyone?


n!punch himself


trash can be used in reproduction


Sasuka


yeah


so i can be used to reproduct?


GJ KORK


why


you and L can make fine babies I bet


Indeed


im never doing a good job


Woah


unRem


This conversation just took a turn


Agreed


Good for you


Ouch


Clap clap


n!punch himself


Just cut myself on that edge


n!cry


Andre why are you crying?


Ah no reason


N!hug Andre


You get a hug


n!hug Onnu


Japano


Oh wow look i get what i deserve


N!pat dito


Stop that


Please for the love of God


N!Insult dito


n!insult Istihbarat


idiot


Thank you bot


Wow


For not working


you had the N uppercase


Guys stop insulting each other


Please


ok


bye


That's not better


that looks more like me


So your just a milk man?


Milky way


im not calling im telling facts


You've got the attention you wanted


yeah bye


n!insult himself


Tstss


Well this was quite the journey


Dont self hate for meow sake


Hello brother


Hi Alph


How's your day going so far?


Good Day Sir


N!pat Onnu


Welcome


Welcome!


The gif


There's the same arm 3 times


Yeah I just noticed that


kadnad Welcome


rules roles


Touching dirty and oily hair


Can I shoot myself hold on let's test it


well i can


N!bang Onnu


You indeed can


Shoot yourself with a laser gun


Leysar


n!bang dito


Good job


I tested it to let people now that shooting yourself is bad


well for me isnt


Ohhh your name


I see


yeah what


I didn't say anything


I just didn't notice that you changed your name


Mom just came yelling at me for setupping the printer wrong and how disappointing I am


Wow


So I went and turned the printer on for her genius mind


we and my family were at my granparents house and my dad talked to my grandma how me and my big brother dont know how to anything


JETI


hello


sorry back


i had class


Onnu ok u comrade no gulag


Thank God


Poofy im neutral with american


Thats goof


Good


goof


Dont do it


do what


alpha88 ANSWER ME


ANSWER ME


aight no thats fine yeah


Calm down


oh yeah yeah


Ooof, got ignored by alpha outch


Lmfao


Wahlstrom


yummy in my tummy im gonna get some food


wish you luck


wish me luck on getting some coffee


i'm a coffee sucker


Good luck


Can you make some for me?


Sure


thank you


I am calm


Welcome


hey


alpha88 I know you are calm, I ment dito


WELCOME Light


Light how is your day so far?


Onnu I m cosmically charged and u?


Light Help us! we're in dark in rules


And need some colors with roles


Yeah yeah


wait what


ENJOY YOUR GLORIOUS STAY


You are glorious L


oh yeah yeah


lmfao


cough I mean.. Stan


oh yeah rokudos here yeah yeah


Call me Stan


stan


okay SStan


oh nah nah


LMAO


and roku why did u change ur pfp


i liked the previous one


n!cry


Because He's creative


I am Haiji and Haiji is me


and he's Brown now


We are one


ok


oh yeah yeah


i know that you are haiji and that haiji is you but is haiji you if you are you when haiji is you?


i know.


oh hi stan


i have NO clue what T f i just said


Hi


stan


sstan


roku shadow bullied me earlier todway


Hi Stanley


Haiji is indeed me when I am haiji and haiji is me, in fact I am haiji when he is me and I am haiji when he is still me Deleted


hey haiji did u read my message


Roro


you know


Shadow always big bulli Dw


sometimes


M y B r A i n N e e D s R e s E t


Hes also a pruning cactus


he changed my server name i didnt know i could change it too


and he didnt tell me


LMAO the more you know


Go reset your brain! Deleted


oh yeah yeah


stop flexin


brain reset is processing... 12 complete


shh his brain resetting so he doesnt remember anythin


ok...


are they like 8?


When you have 2 monsters running around in your house


No they are 1 years old


nice


Brain reset?


yes


OH GET REKT


GO TO deletedchannel


I'm mad.


brain reset processing... 58 complete


Don't Ever?


ROKU BREAKING RULES


Long story. Onnu


tell it


I'll listen


oh Roro you should make a storytime channel


Imma post screens.


Oh wait.


Cant.


Fuck.


go to gallery


Thats what deletedchannel is for actually


well it isnt kinda atleast doesent sound like it


Read the top of the page tho


Its in confessions.


Welcome.


welcome


yeah saw it


Welcome Goose


hii


Hello


Welcome to Kimochi Thalissa


heyeheyeyeayayaya


Jk it's chill.


wow exo


To an extent.


Goose Tale says, there is hidden mona lisa in rules


she needs to git colored with roles


L so funneh


im a bit confused fjfkf


yea


me too


Goose read the rules and get some roles


Goose it was a hint


COME ON


He's basically trying to tell that


What.


Hehe you failed L


im thinking if i should change my name color


im trying


PINK I S BEST COLOR


it is


What about cyan?


NO


look whatchu done


I did nothing


The Turkish wolf man has done nothing


are you a furry?


Shhh


They don't know


look at how special i am with my color


Ummm


Sonic pfp


aight nah


Exo? as in the kpop group?


No.


I hate kpop.


Agreed


that better


Blue is calmer


Whaaa:c to each their own


but blue kinda normie color


Goose trust me he's not calm at all


But your pfp is blue...


oh nuu


i guess this fits a litl better


The pink was pretty good


yeah


but that combined with my pfp it didnt fit really well


Good Morning?


it does!


good morning


Morning


Mornin


welp


Yo yuich.


back again


how do you level up?


Hii


By talking


by speaking


Talk.


A lot.


ohhh


Hey yui! And nice level up


morning


oh


I was late


And Andre!


Hey roku I have a idea


Hello


throw it at me in mod chan:3


I feel like fighting someone rn.


Nah


Like.


OOO


Fist fighting.


Here its fine


oh damnn


Oki sure then


Fuar warnings


agreed


Lets pots a selfie


i can handle it i think


Believe me. Goose


Goose that's the spirit


heh ur just sad you missed when I did


You won't.


It's 32 degrees outside


Huehueuhe


SSSt!


Post it already mate!


You have no idea.


God vs Stan


Goose VERY


Bad


did a small rewamp


I have joined yesterday and it has been crazy


but you guys seem nice


Ohayo Nobbai


I am super nice


YAY


look at you!


Andre is based god


I'm God and Jesus


ive joined bout a month ago but took a break at one point


a break...


Andre WAITING FOR ORDERS SIR


I joined three weaks ago?


yes


Onnu not yet my child


If thats the case, I'm satan Andre


No please


Don't start it again


Please


i wanna be judas


welp, i joined with a different pfp and name


hehe


In that case, Im staying yui


In that case iam still lonely


awwhhh why


Same lmao


lonely


why are you all lonely


Can I get a pat


n!pat everyone


n!pat Onnu


pats Onnu


agreed


aww


everything is gonna be oki chat:3


rokudo


Don't Ever don't call yourself that


gimme vpn


Roku HELP ME


Pls


yes everything is gonna be fine


I can call myself whatever I please.


:, i'm fairly shy www


im very antisocial too my classmates prob hate me


same


this is a bit daunting


Nah.


but everything is gonna be fine


Goose that optimism tho


i mean im pretty antisocial with strangers but im a epic gamer with the people i know


Nice


Especially in this mood.


saje


A epic gamer?


yes


i try to be optimistic


Hmmm tell me more


Optimism is out of my reach.


What is this


emo


I'm either a realist or pessimist


I'm super shy


When did I become a bunny?


Emo?


usagi


epic gamer man i make funny epic jokes and try to make people in a good mood


hi poof how was the funeral


hii


Deleted I made you coffee, returning the favor


it was okay hows finland


cold


why is your name not dave anymore


mfgarrett hello


hello onat


i figured out I COULD CHANGE MY NAME


The glass is always half empty.


shaaadow


Or its just a glass of water.


fokin shadow


lmfao i told you then deleted it


its just a glass of water


so dumh


Agreed


remember to stay hydrated!


important indeed


I DIDNT KNOW I COULD CHANGE MY NAME IN ONLY THE SERVER


Good morning everyone


morning


Morning


you can?


Morning!


Onnu ty for da coffee


Good morning ayaya


morning y all


yeah you can you go to server settings and change nickname if youre on mobile


yes


It's evening for me


on pc just right click your name


its almost 6 pm here


for me too but who cares


its 11 am for me


poof oh yeah yeah


oh well


Its 8am here


yes 17:44


oh yeaj yeah


where are you from Andre?


It's 8:44 am here.


Sweden


im underneath you


oh yeha


finland


im from the netherlands


its 6pm here


Goose Cool


Another one from the netherlands


Goose same NL


another one?


omg yay


Onnu what is that on a 12 hour clock? i dont remember how to translate


I know quite a few from netherlands


im not tho xd


I heard people from the netherlands are rude.


i never found people from my own country


rrude?


the few ive spoken with seem alright


mfgarrett I don't know either


we are very honest people


This quote is from someone from the netherlands.


Onnu


its EZ


Forgot me already? Pff


POOOF


Who's also rude to me lmao


so up from 12am it doesent reset


did you play sirge with my friend


some can be very rude


The people from country are rude in general


so its like 13 pm so that is 1 pm


I forgot tbh


Aight well I gtg.


I went to bed early


Cya peeps.


ur good


aight cya


See jam a good Boi


bye!


bye exo


bye


n!wave


aye


new dab


AYE


N!awoo


10 more levels until i can apply for staff yeet


yeet


n!pat everyone


I am the staff young one


Whhy am I a Bunny


muwahahaha


Goose thank you for the pat


i am gonna ban you


Dont pat me or I'll bite your hand off.


I only accept hugs.


if shadow was here he would bully you


n!pat Don't Ever


oof


youre a boosted diamond King


poof


n!hug Don't Ever


n!bite King


n!bang Andre


n!bang Don't Ever


n!bite Goose


agreed


i meant hug


I see the spam is starting;;


For the pat.


Yes


N!pat Goose


sowwy


Awww


n!punch Andre


That's too cute


I'm disappearing back to my shir jov


Shit job.


thank you Onnu ;;


Cya


cya


n!bang dito


goodluck


bye ill talk to you guys later were going to eat because it was too cold to bury the casket today


Stop shooting people


n!rem


Jesus Christ


owo


rem ftw


n rem


OOOf


ooof


n!deredere


bye ttyl


Kawaii


I've finally found the commands


omg so much gifs


YO EVERYONE


CAN YOU READ THIS?


I've gained power


yes


CAN YOU?


YES


of course


THEN GIT GUD


OHHH


ok?...


n!dab


n!lick Andre


LMFAO


I NKOW HOW TO USE THIS


n!lick Deleted


don't worry


It's a dog


i wanna know more commands


It my fellow people


check pinned


Goose check pinned


poof


you play siege?


frick off andre


Agreed


exactly


Oh, thats hot


good Roku


that sentence doesent make sense


here's a baguette


oooh now i can read it


DID SOMEONE QUESTION THE MIGHTY LORD?


I shall take this holy baguette and stale it


Not again


yes again


Sooo roku u cant say Faot but if u do a command it says it


n!insult


transforming


And use it to bonk chat when they misbehave


n!insult dito


DFQ


Take baguette


AHHH


GOD


KAMI SAMA


I have returned


'Kneels'


I MEAN'


yeah kinda awk korkki


n!insult Andre


n!slap dito


n!insult Goose


yeah


I see we have new faces here.


Hii


Hello my child


Bless this chatroom Kami


ggod?


RRt


OHHH GOD PUTIN IS BACK


bless y ou


hha


WHYYY


Ah putin


my brother


Putin?


Let us conquer North korea


English please. Spancake


privet brother


rules


PRIVE


Goose he wants to put me in a gulag


NYt


Putin do you have a relationship with trump?


ai roku en kuullu mita sa sanoit?


i aint puttin u there


in a gulag? whats that


lmao no


Goose prison


trump is western


spy


Furries love prison right?


I read that comment in a accent XD


wowoowowow


WOWOOWOW


AWAWEAWEAW


i thought we made this clear,western.


Baguettes already bout to be in use Andre thanks:3


looks like we havent


Rento no we didn't old man


of course


very well


I'm gonna carry my lvl 1020 friends in league


Andre NICE


be rit beck


Good luck


i used to play league but my laptop was suffering


hope they don't make this hard for me


don't worry


I main Teemo


Rokudo your pfp is so cute


when russia launchs it missles to your country and your country start panicing like western fool you will learn to respect the motherland you blin


i remember when i was small i wanted to sleep on the floor but my dad always carried me back to the bed


Gonna be the highest damage in the game even if ur 0/20 mr teeno” Andre


SHH


Cringe


Putin please adopt me


I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT IN N


Awh thankies! Yu sweet bean Reo


nyet cyka


MISSCLICK


why would i adopt you blin


walleluuja


wait what


I dont think Ive ever been called a sweet bean XD


why


English mf do you listen


Because i Worship you


oof


He's dangerous tho


Florry wow u are not discord og you are new to discord


i am happy to hear that you worship gpd


but also very handsome


Orly tis a cute one yus


lmao ikr


I am but I deleted my old one and made this one dito


This conversation is going in a weird direction


i fap to putin on the daily


sure wink


n!sumfuk


LMAO


N!awoo


So if you adopt me Putin i can worship you 24/7


Goose he'll put you in a gulag


Pardon my rudeness, but I would like to inquire if you're, ba chance, interested


In a intimate intercourse?


Intimite intercourse?


What do you mean


Ummm don't ask


frick


Becky


My Christian eyes


I think the bot is broken


AyaBecky?


No ron


R O K U I S A G O O D P E R S O N


Agreed


For some reason I dont believe you Dar


hehe


Its cause your tail is small


oh well:3


for some reason i dont know how


roku uses a emoji every message


When you busting out the knuckles tho


disco


i am back comrades


AHH GOD


we are being weebs


What are you doing brother


I DONT KNOW WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT


alpha88 brother save me putin wants to put me in a gulag


i am serving the motherland


Please you gotta help me


A what


PRISON


Putinnn


A WIZARD HARRY


Please let me make a shrine


XaXaXaXaXaXaXa


But wolves cant go in prison


make a what


alpha88 he doesn't care about the fact that iam a wolf


a wizard harry


hes a western blin


Just dont let him catch you brother


We got princess to look after us


Herra OI BABUSHKA


GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY


nyet


I'll protect Onnu


You are the princess tho


i wont let putin lock him up


If I have to tell yall to speak English again


Youre getting the mute


Both of you


i am in russia blin


rules


Who's the other one?


blyat?


Goose thank you for protecting wolf rights


Need to talk more


I appreciate it


Keep talking


I only know two words in Russian


Cyka Blyat


I have to protect the wolves they are cute


that's all I know. Why? CSGO


Goose YAY


Lmao


N!awoo


Brother finally a human that likes us


Thats not really cute


N!lick Goose


wiw selfish


protect wolves,while i protect the motherland from western scums


and u had a uppercase N thats why it didnt work


go aya go! go aya go!


Engracia OI iam western


OOOf


Oh my


Yea sure alpha88


oh wow


Umm there is a lick command


Okay


tthanks princess


I want to talk more but I have school soon XD


N!ship alpha88 Onnu


its literally 7pm for me


tf


Vere what timenisnit fornu


where do you guys live


I hope you have a great day at school


I only have one day of school this week


What omg


Whoaaa lads 93


thats so cool


We were born to be a pack


Im not telling you


how are my comrades


who is the princess?


NOBBAY TF


inside joke but thats me


why


I'm Dead Putin


Im sowwy


do u have obly 1 day


Goose yea how much snow


Im a guy but they call me princess well cause earlier


Outside right now, it's like cold subzero temperature


no way I can go outside


snow?


no snow


B WE HAVE TO GO TO RECESS EVEN IF ITS 25 CELSIUS


just pure heavy winds


It was 22f here


Now its 4


Do you like being called princess?


I dont mind


It didnt snow here


especially when sunday it was like 25


Yeah... move to finland


Buy the princess glitter sparkles role alpha88


Oof


so at school i built a snow tunnel


Annnd going to buy that


at my backyard its prob 5060 cm of snow


That's sounds fun


yes it iis


I think you have enough for it right


roku give me moneys i want a cool role


i no have moneeys


i wanna trade i want snowww


How do I add it


i gave it all to L


.shop and .buy for whichever it is in deletedchannel


moneys?


so confusing


I bought it but how do I put the title on


gimme monehs


you have it


Check out deletedchannel Goose


i dont think i can get anything with 2k


How do I put the title on


and i have bad luck so i cant gamble


YOU HAVE IT ALPHA


CHECK YOUR PROFILE


OOOf, thats hot


yay its there


Am I sparkling


ROKU AM I BAD AT GAMBLING


I LOST 500 KIMOCHI COINS


smh


i just won 1600


skrr


Heya big boy Deleted


Sup alpha88


Hows it going


good hby


going well


lmao


Thats good thats good, how about them PMs eh?


my pms are dry


hey guys


Heya sun


Where you been, its been cold all day


Roku should I bet half my coins


yes


Oof to not we go


Yes so you can buy more roles and I reap the profits


Bot


I get 90 yo


roku i bet all my coins and won


twixe


then i bet 1k and won


gambling is fun i miss cs gamblingr


i lied i dont


No u dont


my buddies were fookin addicted to that


yeah


i would start with 100 make like 400 then lose 20 and be like YOO I GOTTA GET THAT ABCK


then i would end up losing my whole invent


ory


How it always goes man


i blocked all the sites i used lul


yeah thats why i stopped


you always ended up losing I swear it was rigged


i started trading and had a sixk sticker inventory


Thanks area 51


hey guys could u donate me some money


deletedchannel


LMAO


xd


oh well have to wait for timely


if im gonna request to be a mod i gotta be like that:


jk frick that


betflip


dont atleast do that here


it was a joke


sure it was wink wink


really thought im getting banned


for the like 4 hours i was banned before i was actually upset lmao


oo so its allowed


No its not lmao


lmfao


oh anythig with a period in front is blocked bet


, betflip


/ban


oh wow


/giphy


/ban dito


WOW


lmao


wow


woyou mean


I forget how hard it is to talk in multiple servers


i played the bot


funfact this is my only server


funfact:i'm L but SStan


uhh ok


u stole my funfact


someone pinned me


dayum


x


privet


zdarovaHi


nibba what


pagavarim po angliski pajalusta


let's talk on english


LMFAO


LMFAOOO


english


Hi


Haiji is best boy


he does got that neck tho


Is this new member?


idk he baka tho


n!hug Healey


oh ok


indeed


you need them lmao


Yooo aya


n!hug Salvay


wussup


Sup


get those fan service hugs


n!lick Secunda


you just an e boy idgaf lmao


Aye Roro see what i did there?


LMAO


imma go to the sauna


no homo


we chill


right?


i go everyday btw


brb


LMFAO


yhou want lick?


Hello


I can lick


what a fucken threat


n!lick everyone


n!hug Langsdon


here you go


Thalissa


I licked everyone


LICK


but Aya can hug too right?


Licker Snicker


Andre is god tho


uh oh


N!hug Andre


Oh noo


Ohhh the bot is broken


Don't worry


fetish


oh okay


but i want atleast 3 blankets and food


Deal


This seems like a wannabe cool conversation


Or roleplay


do that


wut


rip


this is got too wild


sup riri


how's your time going


Lili i love you


hii


I love that emote


haii thalissa


Your pfp is so cute omg


riri always has the cutest pfp's i swerrr


awee


thankya guys


Deleted


i found that terrifying at mid night


When you cant emote


like


Feelsbad


i stared at her face


When you don't have that emote


Genius


this is what i get for loving lili


I never use discord so i didnt know you could have a gif


N!hug everyone


ouhh o.o


A hug for everyone


after watching a horror movie ofc


hugs Onnu back


Thanks


it's a good pfp Robson


why do people keep hugging my shield


aweee


I wanna pat


N!pat Goose


n!pat Piggy


I love horror movies:3


me too


Me too omg


but a thing is


like too much


i don't get scared by them


awhhh


anymore L


Goose


N!pat Onnu


I can pat myself yay


That's not weird at all


I get scared but I like getting scared by horror XD


i dont get scared only at horror games


I love horror films


GIT GUD


doki doki literature club!


GIT GUUUD


I EXPLORE HORRIFYING HOUSES


MWUAHAHAHAHA


hellu Mita


Hello mita


Hii


I love your name


You explore houses? Nah man Im out wont do that


here we go again


That escalated quickly


ya know what


the bro is already gone


hhi?


SUP Goose


wussup


Sup remi malek


sorry ab that.


what


I I loved his name


The actor


in your pfp


theyve already broken like 18,000 rules


Who's that actor?


Hold on let me take close look


oh nooo


legit the first rule man lmao


'Zooms on Deleted face'


and theyve broken it 15 times


Where they in this chat for long?


Who broke the rules?


nah few days


EVERYONE


THAT'S WHY I FKIN


Roro


TELL EVERYONE


TO READ RULES


Deleted When do people ever respect staff?


gasp


Reading the rules was the first thing I do


See if its a fun server or not


Ah i didnt do introductions do i have to fill that in?


its optional c:


Chad Republican


Sir


I respect staff


then


I was just saying


You guys literally made me choose a faction the first day


People dont respect staff at most times


L has a little predicament


i know andrew


Foskett rules are almost the same in every server o.o


Onnu


you


wait


that rp ended;;


BUT I WON


MWUAHAHAHAHA


True the rules are almost the same


we have original designs for them


When your making tea and burn yourself


so it's beautiful to read


Derk true but some also doesnt allow certain jokes or certain people like kpop fans or etc


Chad Republican


Only the free speech rule is different in every server


When ur making coffee and burn yourself


happened to me


so ik that


imma back


what did i miss


Wb kork


I heard coffee burn is more worse than tea burn?


everything


Lovmilla nnot allowing kpop fans?


yep


they dont allow kpopfans?


WHAT


i was in a sauna


Sauna


Powell we allow everyone here


Tertia yeah apparently they hated kpop fans...


and outside chillin


Gertie and i are on the same level


even if you're satanist


if you actually are satanist


follow me


Even feminists?


Goose


even murderers


Furr naw i get what you meant


Even pedos?


EVEN GAYS


y i k e s


Yikes


wait


Wait


Stop being so adorable otherwise im gonna cry


kpop is wonderful tho who doesnt allow kpop


Kpop is wonderful


Pedos?


Whos being adorable?


kpop IS BAD


Jodi


DONT @ ME


I WILL FK PEDOS W HOT IRON STICK


awhhh


im ded


woah


Kpop is worse than rap


because i cant understand the lyrics


kpop is just a rip off of the kids pop company


Change my mind.


Thalissa is so kind


i wont


But y'all blast despacito


I look away for 2! Seconds and I was pinged and missed 30 messages omo


Despacito


Bespacito


But i have to eat dinner


same Goose


Eat Dinner


Chao hi


your soul will be delicious


WOW


YOU GUESSED


WHAT ARE YOU


I am your child


if i only could


wait what


is that you microwave? Goose


i want to go outside agaij


into the SNooow


Snow


What kind of snow


soft snow


Hmhmm


hmHmm


HMMM


Hum


chat gone poof and everithing ded


poof


i left and it died


ow wow


levelup


Guys can one of you adopt me?


/adopt


A DOG


ok so i was gonna type how am i already almost your level” and on the predict thing on ios it said how am i already tracer lul


i thought i already adopted u onat


No you didn't


You gave me a pat


i want to adopt you


o


iwant him


i said that to a dog next to me


That's not adopting


let him choose


me or korkki


What?


Ummm i


poof


CHOOSE mfgarrett


i guessed it


its because i know how to gamble on the bot


N!hug mfgarrett


n!hug dito


You're are my owner now


wait i saw that anime before


which?


why u hug both


hug hug


you're're're


n!cuddle


dont wolves howl?


n!cuddle everyone


N!awoo


awh onat qt


n!deredere


hes a domestic wolf


N!cuddle mfgarrett


Woof


lmfao


lul


oh hi yes welcome oh wow


Welcome


Hello!


rules i guess if you want to read em...


yeah and something something pick a name color at roles


thats a dog


Iam technically a dog


nah...


Yes


im tryna eat less dont know why i brought that up


Onnu good dog


yeah i feel like i really dont deserve it


nice welcome to the champions


Doogos are nice


yee


Woof


N!cuddle everyone


ok


well i mean... deletedchannel


oops


n!hug Roro


thought i was in ma cmd channel


N!hug jeti


the first boi i dated


ty for shoutout


Umm


also the last


Is that me?


uuuhh


Cause you basically described me


Yeah we did


lul no his name was andrew


Its okie


he isnt a furry anymore


so he was a boy, dog, or dogboi?


ITS WAS 1 TIME


Its okieee


We understand


no its NOT OK


roku what state do you live in and he was a boy but would like just chill in furry servers and be a dog


idk


he wasnt heavily a furry


just a fu


fur


i am bi


oki


oo i see i see


Noice


was semi trolling xd but im in yee haw state


thats da one


isnt seoyun there tii


to


too


seoyun?


o


the gayboi


Lily?


yessir


ye i think so, theres a lot of tx homies in here


what is tx


what does that say ab texas


its the big state at the bottom middle of the us


where all the western movies are


texas?


yeah


Taxes?


because thats the acronym?


no its not


why is your language called finnish


idk


Because of the universe I presume?


exactly


welp brb im watching subnautica below zero


Nice


N!hug dito


brb also onat


Ok owner


why did u ping me


That sounds weird


okay pet


PING HARDER


yeah that really does


OH YEAH


dito


okay brb


im putting do not disturb on


mfgarrett


Wait a second


Didn't i adopted you Onnu


No you did not


hes mine now


i o w n him


This morning you asked me to adopt you


When we were talking about living in Turkey


I don't remember


When i said im back in a couple of minutes and came back after an hour


Well I changed my mind


Cheetos


lmao


I hope you like Cheetos now


Instead of Doritos


he wants to be owned by a bird and raccoon instead of a turkey


Fedora Club


mlady


m'ni


ce person


I bet my boots you play fortnite


really thought


me?


Istihbarat


Poof


The guy from Cosmo and Wanda


i opened anime instwad of general and was so confused


i was like wdym 200 new messages its been a whole minute


Roro fix waifu bot I need love


hes playing league shh


Wasn't Rokudo a girl


i wish i could


IT DOESENT MATTER


LMFAO


SHE OR HE SAJME THING


bot is sleeping


KORK


YOU DID THE SAME THING


WITH WAIFU


STUF


i dont know that good english im young and i have it 2 times a week at school now, be quiet


aww


it's okay


we all start from some where


why do u keep bulli me den


ahem


ok stan


aww your so cute


n!pat Deleted


i just ate dinner


wow


took long


N!pat Deleted


i mean its like 5 mins till 9pm here xd


Sorry my mom made me do the dishes


ooo


Nice


N!pat Goose


ok


ko


K.O


Iam a wolf


furry


Iam cleaning myself


two men cancel each other out


i mean you better change your name from LONE wolf since you been adopted


change it to Onat The Popular Wolf


Iam still pretty lonely


atleast someone likes you


Yeah I guess


vecause you got adopted


I'll take out the lone part


I changed it


It should register


nice


it is


sup lily


sup rikka


u wanna still complain about how i only play 3 stars Seoyun


sup


Galaxy


yea I am what u gonna do


play 4 stars


n!dab


Hello Seoyun


What's up


Greetings my Turkish delight jus woke up hbu


Waking up at noon


Seoyun iam fine for the most part and why did you calm me delight?


wolves are Korean delicacy


no?


delicious


Ummm please don't eat me


I have an owner that will miss me


I just got adopted


O


that sounds kinky wasn't aware u were into that


Ummm


Iam a wolf


I do need an owner


Iam not feral


I love humans as long as they don't try to get my fur


Which is terrifying


Gives me the shivers


So I cant pet the fur?


Feelsbad


No you can


Just don't steal it from me


Card


You kill me and skin me that's how you get my fur


Ummm no


Iam scared now


I want a wolf pet


But they so wild


That's why you find one that's not feral


Like me


And they require a lot of exercise


Yes we do like to run a lot


going outside


Ummm


Iam scared


Please don't stab me


NO


'Runs away'


No you don't stab the wolf


OK I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH WHAT HAPPENED


omo


Lily be deadass cute tho time to time


Seoyun it's alright man


What?


gotta purge the gays


How's your day going so far? Seoyun


it's been aight the 20 mins I've been awake


Why the emoji?


please don't question my life choices


I won't


If that makes you feel bad


Ive decided! Im going to Korea this year and not Thailand


Korea


Traveling sounds fun


Wish I could get out of turkey


time for job


Wood


Iam 14 I can't work


Even if I wanted to


git big


git gud


Will do bro


jus lie about ur age


That doesn't work like that


That's not


No


JUST LIKE ABOUT UR AGE


humans aint blind you know


Exactly


idk ppl hire kids downtown here


my phone is deadass dead


oh? Deadass?


ill miss u dog


deadass.


b


mfgarrettwhat happened?


my phone ded as a mofo


I'll miss u too homie g


Out of battery?


ill miss u more homie s


yeah


Just charge it


N!hug mfgarrett


I missed you owner


o u rite Seoyun


i missed u too


Didn't know u were into petplay


yuh


no hes just my dog


uwu owo nwn


Woof


lily


arf arf master how can I service u today awoo?;3


Another dog?


no anything but that


Well I guess they say you are what you eat huh


What is this service


lilys my pet just in dms


t f


I define that as slavery


mfgarrett ohh i see how it is


he picks my cotton


yea who doesn't want to be locked up and beaten and shipped across the Atlantic


Onnu im kiddingg


Ya better stop before I place you on my Ricefields


Iam just kidding


i do


N!awoo


Yea nobbai u wish u could whip me in the rice fields


Nah, I'll whip you with my bamboo sticks


Mm yes papi


This conversation is going in the wrong direction


If you are a good boy, I may offer you an extra piece of rice


A whole extra grain?


Sorry I died a bit I was taking care of kids


a whole extra grain.


Cot dam what a good deal


Kids are lovely Yaron


responsible aya


Iam taking care of my cousins


Wolf cousins


SeoyunYOU GET AWAY FROM MY COUSINS


yea not happenin bud mans gotta eat


Get away from his cousins and get back to the ricefields


I'll bite ya


one grain taken away from your nutrition today


N!bite Seoyun


We have a wolf problem


Kids are fun but a lot of work


SHHH


Oh no


Wrong chat


Yea sure buddy


Why we biting ppl?


Because some people deserve to be bitten


Because they are wolves


I'm being rp'd on and I'm scared


I read rp as rape


There is and there will be only one plausible answer


Why? Does your cousins taste good?


No


They do not


Korean delicacy


I read that so wrong


They do


I'm gonna chill


Korean have good food


Wolves bite people, they are wolves. They bite people because they are wolves. Ain't i right Onnu


Yus canines are delish


Nani


Istihbarat we bite people for self defense


I prefer salted dogs


Huh, I prefer cats


Salted


Actually


Salted cats


I prefer cuddly cats


You guys can eat cats


yom


Salted cuddly cats


Yes eat the cats


i got a charger


Salted, Seasoned, Grilled Cats


eat cats


You got a salted charger


mfgarrettwb owner


Nooo


N!cry


Wow


n!pat Detective Neko Chan


is okay


it's okay.


RUN


Meow is a Leopard


We have a cat in here?


Leopard Tank


lmao


Hmmm yes eat the cat


Lili help


I mean what


ooor


meoww


no dont eat meow


meows a real one


I dunno if it is possible to help in this situation


mfgarrett owner iam scared


They seem pretty dead set on u


why


There's a bounty on meows head


Meow's a real one?


Oh we got two lilis


We can't help


mfgarrett these people want to eat me and other animals


he's lily


i'm


yea meow's the realist u can get


L but stan


well theyre asian so like


Lili and lily


u just gotta evade them


I call dibs


leelee


lawlawl


there we go


There


I'll take the dog and the cat


I forgot that meow was a Sir


how much will you pay on both of em


silence


Nooo


shhh


just wait


SHHH


N!cry


10,000 yen


more


do more


a bit more


A quarter


Why does this always happen to me


200 U.S.D


Nobbai


Because you taste good


Wait?


What are you guys doing?


nope


let's get more homoerotic erp in chat


Cats and dogs aint for eating


won your time


there, I clarified that it is not homo


run BRUH


Deleted YES


YOU BOTH ARE STILL STANDING


RUN


'Runs away'


Dog catcher


It's okay. Uncle Shaggy will catch Onat


wait no


it's a wolf


ATTACK WOLF


OnatSnacks


N!hug Deleted help


HA TAKE THAT YA BİITCHES


We need Doritos


LMFAO


WOLF


YOU HAVE TEETH


It seems there was a problem. Onat has successfully escaped.


YOU CAN EAT HIM


WHY ARE YOU RUNNING


ok then


Nobbai


do you eat wolfs?


He do


What?


I do


Shouldn't we continue this conversation in roleplay


deletedchannel


good idea


hey Nobbai


apply for roleplay


Every conversation turns into a roleplay at the end


honestly


we have organized everything


THAT'S WHY


So you eat my fellow brothers and sisters?


Ur name


mfgarrett what is this


poofy


Yes


poofypoof my otp


How are you doing


Im ok


Wbu


Actually


Im great


Im fine thanks for asking


Good to hear that


Poofy its a secret


Onnu yes i do eat them


they are yummy


Medium or Well done


Owner I trusted you


n!hug Onnu


well done so it takes 80 years to chew


Andre help me


So you can chew on his memories


Now i understand


What do you need help with?


Onnu jk i feed them i dont eat them


Ohhh


That makes me relaxed


aha


I feed Dogs with dog meat


lmfao cannibalism


HOW COULD YOU DO THIS


The dogs are cannibals not me


ya i know


imagine doing that to an actual dog


Dogs would eat everything


fr they just eat


Pets are ridiculous


leelee


peed on the carpet? haizy, bring out the lettuce


Iam


i surrounded him with lettuce when he was sleeping


and be yelled when he woke up


lmao yeah it was scary


but hilarious


You're willing to do good and bad as it suits you mfgarrett


so


so what


Istihbarat


mfgarrett


N!cuddle mfgarrett


Woof


Ummm


Owner


lmao


Your a human


mfgarrett ur name makes me feel.. Like ur being me


yeah ik


We have a deletedchannel chat btw


Poofy ur name is asia my name is murica


im not role playing


Omg


Tired of whatevers deleteing my msgs


Woof woof” and owner” is stuff that could go there


its probs the.


dont put a period at the start because the bot thinks its a command


and deletes it bc wrong chat


oh im not saying that


Yea that's systematic oppression and I'm taking this to court


Dangit miyano


Lip brain


yuh


N!cuddle mfgarrett


deletedchannel


pls i dont wanna get beaned:


roles


NINJA


only slapping and lolice is allowed in general


n!lolice


i lovethe facw


agreed


aaalright


Gtg


cya later, mortals


Have a good one


cya


I'm gonna go too


Bye


Buebue


was chilling watching youtube


Lolicemen aren't good as Sheriffs are mfgarrett


but imma go to sleep


Side note I'll change owners everyday so that everyone can experience a virtual pet


cuz its 10pm


night sleep?


but ok


No the day hasn't ended


That's what I do


ok fine


I'll consider choosing an everlasting owner at some point


But not now


YO Absolutely NO Role Play R P in the GENERAL chat u DIRTY dog


Ahhh


LMAO


Welcome


welcome


can you shut up lily


hello new boi


hiya


The amount of airpods in my school is ridiculous


This school is a living meme


What?


steal them


Ur msg deletes if it has dots


In the front


IT HAD NO DOTS


yeah bc ur an r tard


Like ...


gujj.


rip


I saw what you really said


The king sees all lily


oh yea boy what did u see prove it to me


i dont have a foot fetish thats why


he has audit log kappa


how do you think they saw the n word


yea i know but i jus said what i really said u mongrel


u finna catch these hands boy


nop


Wow


Calm down doggy fiddler Seoyun


yeah hes fiddling with u


i dont fiddle dogs


infact i prefer to be fiddled with tyvm


Ahem


You eat them


Why hate on the rp man?


i will if u wahr


want


mfgarrettwtf?


cause its not my thing and it drowns the convo in gen chat u feel


Wth?


yeah it really does


im fine with like memes but rp isnt really like


yea keep ur toesucking in deletedchannel


fuckk no stay back


Owo


goteem


time to get rid of this role


free atlast


u rlly thought


Well guys i need to leave so I'll talk to you guys later take care everyone


bye


goodbye


awoo


kms


N!awoo


Btw I am watching you Seoyun


I have eyeballs in my back


So if you try to sneak up on me


how


fish eyes are pretty delicious ngl


I haven't tried any


yea dunno who's cooking ur eating


of course u eat fish


guys img i posted a selfie


Ive been mia all day


missed u


Yo Alph


What up


ggggguhguhgayuh


u ok


no


im really not


Well iam back the thing I was going to do got canceled


rip


what were u gonna do


Alph


Write something


Are you doing good


cant u write at home


I wasn't going to write it but I couldn't think of an idea


Yeah Im alright


Hello alpha88


Hello brother


How are you doing?


Freezing cold


You


Iam doing fine for the most


I hope everything is going well for you


Truck being a little odd starting up but yeah everything is okay. Im hoping its just this freezing cold weather


Probably it is


It warmed up


Wooo


I have two choices


Get a good sleep


Or wait for new waifu rolls


Guess which I picked


Good sleep?


welcome


Welcome


Welcome!


Ohayou


another east asian enthusiast i see


More of a slavophile tbf


Lmao Lily you don't even have a continent


slavs, not slaves, just to be clear


yea


east west or south


Moon person


West is best:


So what part of slav culture do you originate from


I'm British


Are more of the cheeki breeki culture or the refined wine tasting barfighter


Evening


Greetings fellow traveller


Istihbarat hello


Friends more like... I have none


Welcome


Welcomeee


dan Ohayou


How are you doing folks


Iam fine for the most part


Bad


What happend?


Hello


Evening Skipper


how are you?


I'm fine, thanks for asking


And how are you doing


tired xD


Me too


but it's worth it cuz im binge watching anime rn


I don't know much about Anime to be honest


that's fine


It's just cute girls doing cute things 99 of the time


sounds good to me


What's not to like?


With oversized body parts


Just how I like em


Big Hands?


ooo


the best


Please I have a big hands fetish, don't kink shame


Trap


Evening LeeLee


ello


How are you doing


doing great hbu


I'm fine thanks for asking


I'm thanks fine for asking.


Well my day just got... Worse


whai?


Hello Thanks, Iam fine


What's wrong Onat


One of my friends... He's brother called me they got in a car accident


Iam heading to the hospital now


hope they are okay


Traffic in Ankara


Basically


Let us hope that they're okay


Me too


Driving a car in Turkey is always a challenge


i hope they are okay


Thank you Goose


Both of you get a hug from me


N!hug Istihbarat


Handshakes are better


N!hug Goose


you need a hug more than me


Istihbarat this is my handshake


Iam a wolf


N!hug Onnu


I don't have hands


Well you already did it so, there's no way back


Ohhh yeah the wave thing


The hug


Goddammit


Anyway Iam heading out


I'll see you guys later


How about a Pawhandshake


Take care


Istihbarat we'll talk about it later


take care and be safe


Thanks


Will do


Well then, see you later Vatan


dan thank you for serving our country skipper


np


kowalski, analysis


kneel to me or ull be sent to pripyat


ooo


YKa


blin


Yat


bello


hi


how are you


Ok hbu


im alright


wyd


good


Umm


uhhm?


uuuhhhmm


huhh


no u need jesus


aloha


lmao nice ears


Hi thanks


ploopy


Floppy


Disc


Don't copy that floppy


percs


Pappi