wish but like


school


Wdym


Yeah tmr doe


You can just use the prune function


or in the weekend


yea


ohkai


prune function


It only kicks one member doe


No?


U see only 10 ppl r fkin active here


yeah you can only kick one member at a time cant you


I dont think thats how prune works


Some ppl has roles thats why


Its says 0


members


Oh right you have to clear em from roles


Gae


ima


ima be legit


i wanna do it this week but i got worrk


Yeah ima do that next week


Can ya helppp meee


wait why remove ppl tho


they are inactive doe


Pan


Some ppl been here for a year and they never talk nor verified themselves


even tho they online but never talkkks and ye


kick unverified or send them all a message asking to verify


you want to keep your member count high


Idc about member count honestly


I just wan my server to be active


like


yea


how would kicking ppl make it more active tho


why waste that time and energy


Whats so important keepin em?


some ppl dont like to join small servers


huh


i dun care doe


but youll get more active members


not really


my friend of mine done the same thing


She hit 1k


And then she removed like 600 ppl


And then bam she hit 1 k again in just few months


oki


u can do wat u want


mkay


morning vindy


Morning..


Yawn..


ur making me sleepy


i want to sleep but i cant


yesss this time is so much smoother


barely anyonr on the trains


you take trains?


yes


We live in the us


Ofc theres no twains


oof


damn y i gotta live in the safe state


hey


imagine being salty


why not pepper


imagine being a pan


what happened to that one girl here who didnt like me


who


Kitty


dunno who that is


I think I knew someone that went by kitten


idk about kitty


hmmm


when did u join the serv tho


welcome


hii


@ UwU kitty


This one pan


helloo


and goodbye


this is an adorable serv


oh wia


what t says you left in the channel


no


well idk mb


Welcome


She joined twice


Or he


oke then


WintyHeart . yea


why say :/


i havent done anything wrong


nuu


Ish just meh facial expression rn


im gonna crryyy


im tooo shy to fkin ask my teacher a question


Chantalle CAKEY


hiii


I love you


Salty ily


Did the same person just leave twice?


yuh


why is my special role called cute salty


I wanted it to say salty


nothing more


WintyHeart . crust you scammed me


but the role tells the truth


Facts.


also


Im dyin


My teacher accidentally deleted the document


mommy can you fix me and james' role so it says winty and vindy's cute children


instead of just child


cuz it no make sense


Did someone say my name?


i did


Oh wait you were asking mum about our roles


yes


Winty should definitely make a channel called the family channel


noo


Yesss


Alice role is lying to you all


kinda sorta impossible for me to be cute


Ohms isnt that right?


yeah nah


yeah yeah


he him role


I'm a very strange person


Martinic yuh yuh


Hello Ambs!


WintyHeart . still scammed me take away symbol thingies


Hii


hello


Ohkai!


Makin it bootyful


hmphmph


Ur saltyyy


uwuuu


ty crust


whai chu callin meh crustt


im bwead


I am James


sorry i enjoy calling people by nicknames I make for them


ish fien i m not offedned


havent gave blue a nickname


pensive


whis blue


Whos


Ohms


Name him


Bloooe


xd


Aweee


actually I call him a few different things


did u sleep again Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


mostly his real name and blue


Yea.. sryy!. WintyHeart .


aaa


My bed ish too warm.


Go and wake up


its like 10am


I wanna sleep


It's 8:39 bread


Pm?


Yes


That video never gets old


What video


Its 10:40am too


Sydney person?


A black dude dressed as a woman and then says and I oop


and i op


uwu


Alley Oop


My bad op


Ohms I no longer live in melbourne I am now from sydney


I'm in Melbourne


And I shoo


BRO


they both have the same time zones


Omg yey australians yeyyeyeye


I'm in boring Michigan


Gonna steal your man


aww James dun say that


cakey youre from america dont lie


I was kiddingg


I'm lonley over her


I'm american


Its 842 pm


U hav got us


But salty Is my true love


Thank you Breadloaf


Ima do work


True loveee


people love me..?


True. Loveee.


thats wild


lovw you cakey


f


love


You guys are lucky lmao


but you're in love with blue


smh but I love you too


My doggo is running in his sleep and his little feet wre twitching


cute


Someone give me something to write about


My sad love life


I meant something nonsad lmao


jam when I first joined I thought you were a mod


He blocked me btw because I told him to stop sending me friend requests


who?


Moon


Hello


heyo


hru?


I was like we arent friends, stop sending requests and ge blocked me and lied about it in chat


Helllooo


wtf


honestly I cant even trust him


wut happening


Definately not


so far all he's done is lie


My ex.. salty knows him


makes me wonder whether or not he actually has feelings for a certain someone


Who?


Spill the tea


I dont feels anymore


hi everyone


how are you all today


at least youll have a laptop


Starrr


thats true


hi james


sup salty


They took the chat out of Gacha Life. I've been waiting to tell you that


ye noticed


I'm so sad


Like whY


i mean i can see why but idk why they didnt add chat filters but whatever


I basically made it to level 10 for nuthin. Im...hurt


oofie


Also I love your new pfp


thanks i love the char sm:d


glenn is cool


Glenn


Yes Ohms?


Nothing


anyone here play smash


shy boi


Blue


aaa i wanna but i dun hav it


Yes


nor switch


Sup


you play smash ohms?


hi winty


hi starry


who you main


hru


But I don't play it


who did you main


hoi


Hoi


hi kitsu


I played it like twice


we're talking about smash?


do you have it


Ohms are you dating salty now?


tried it like 23 times and never really had fun


it gets boring over time


and infuriating


its just so hard to understand wtf is going on


and what key combos do


smash doesnt make me angry


salty are we dating


compared to like osu or stepmania


Ohms why would you ask that?


I never played osu


osu makes me angry


its free tho


samee


I dont get mad at osu my wrist and fingers do


We are dating


and it makes my fingers commit dead


Yayyy


I ship it


Ambs asked if we were lmao


SHUSH


STOP


Hmmm


hehe


exposing me


My PC is on rn so I'll have it logged


dam kitsu rlly pushing your luck with everyone w


I'm gonna tell everyone


Ohms.


StarryFlash what


wdym


I hate it when you leave your pc on


salty


i now announce dat we hav cute couples over here


It's downloading games atm


Sorry


salty x Ohms


Cuteee


I ship it ngl


Lmfao


Bruh moment


LMFAO


I CANT


yeah we gay


thats cute


blue I'm dying


I cant


Same lmao


I snorted


dont die


ilysm cakey


Ohms love you weirdo


Ilytsalty


Love you too


I have epic friends


ima just


pin that


Breh


react to the star


drive safe is playing


I love this song


I do not drive safe


ik


neither do i


almost hit a child yesterday


i dont drive


at all


I drive


still too young:


Every day


I drive when not in quarentine


Essential worker hours


I think we are going out saturday


i havent got my Ps


blue we talk like all day on Saturdays wdym you drive every day


i wanan learn but i do get a fine


Every weekday


smh my head


I have gotten 3 fines


From driving


why


criminal record


would u gu


out


Criminal


when its corona


Speeding, no P plates on my ute and unsecured load


Bruh moment


bruh in my area we barely have corona


same


blue


Yes


well in the region where i live


i live where it started in the US


I'm taking your pillow


I want a body pillow


Why would you do this to me


We have more than 1,000,000 deaths down here. I think.


sad das


days


this me at maccas


Sadd


That's me every day


OMG


weebs


Epic


waiting for blue to come back with the food


Imma head out again


Lmao


NO


PLEASE


I'm having fuuun :


don't go


I gotta go back to work


laaame


I'll DM


imagine working


Could be me


or going to school


could be me


my school was supposed to open again in 2 weeks


but it got cancelled


and we're gonna start in fricking september


Online school is so bad none of the teachers know what they are doing


and they all use different apps


also Microsoft Teams SUCKS


i wanna see my friends


my birthday is in september :


mine is in june


August!


yooo mines in may


.oick


. po ick


oick


jesus


po ick


smh


hehe poick


I panicked


Mhm..


Hmm


be quiet wind


vindy do u sleep all the time


I sleep all the time


Only when my bed becomes extra comfy..


my bed is a literal rock


Well. I need to make sure it's comfy. Since I'm tall.


sometimes I sleep under my bed


how tall


I'm so ready to get in bed


how tall are you?


Maybe not that all.


chad


I'm tall


But my back hurts, and the height from my head to my neck.


im average


So I need big pillow..


i never tried it


its so good


I want boba


Share some panpan


Yawn...


my state is a tourist attraction sooo


its also home to the weirdest freaking criminals


there's a very small chance that i move to florida in a couple of years cuz my dad could get a high paying job there


its extremely low tho


moving..


Wager I might vent to you in a few


Tell me bae


about last thing I vented about


StarryFlash lurker


Idk what that is but dm me


idk not the most talkative atm


If only you bought a particular type of chair Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


Welcome


Dang it star


LETZL I quoted an ergonomic chair.


And nahhh. Wheeze


Oo


f


Too expensive.


And needed 4 months lead time.


If you can afford a four figure gaming desktop


Oh well


I would get it, but I didn't like the design.


Invest in a massager


Nah.


I preferred the executive chairs.


welcome


But they didn't have any.


That's why he has Winty.


No like a handheld massager


And Winty


Ppsh.


Winty all the way.


Wait have yall met irl?


T are you a bot?


LMAOOO


Nuu i just like to welcome people when they join


These are fun to use


You rarely talk here but always ready to welcome


Im sry


Dont apologize


Oki


It's okay Tay


It just do be like that sometimes


Aghh


My Minecraft has been weird lately


I wonder


Sorry.. I'm just so sleepy.


Is there such thing as an African Japanese guy?


LETZL No. We haven't yet, missed a few chances. But after this pandemic. I'll get another chance, end of this year.


Hopefully.


I wish you two the best of luck Vindy


Woo


Get some sleep


Thankyou.


It's already morning.


Welp


Thats a mood


I just feel really tired. I need to get jumpstarted.


Hm


How about a nice dose of


acute pain


Mhm...


Hmm


James! yes there is this girl african n asian


and


damnnn


shes pretty


lemme show u


Yawn..


I wanna seee


media


I'm convinced tay is a bot


Lmao.


Oh


My


Dang


Ohhh fck. I just realised. My pillow is on the wrong side.


me waking from my coma


damn boi flip the pillow smh


Imagine having a specific pillow side


its called expensive pillows


Well. Unfortunately I bought a memory foam pillow with a specific shape to one side.


i have a memory gel one


The lower section of the pillow is higher to support the gap between my cheek and shoulder.


extra cold


eat the rich


Since I like to sleep on my side. I needed a higher pillow.


Otherwise.


My head would be at a weird tilt.


And boi neck pains.


oh vindy i got to br 2.7 with my american planes


Noice.


wat were u?


Rank 3


try hard


Sad


wat ur br tho


I don't remember.


oh ok


british?


UwU


Yes


Don't you fecking uwu me.


Ill uwu as much as I fecking want


drops all my uwu's and owo's in the chat


a few umu's scattered here and there too


Smitty. Also, can you believe that someone else tried to be the only g ... I mean two guys that really get a long here!?


Its a boy n a girl


Not


Gay


No, not really.


huH


Am i the only one who feels like that that that im that one dumb kid never understand anythin in online class and everybody else is ok


I dont kno what the hecc is my teacher saying


Wdym? Is the call quality bad?


Online classes


are not fun


No im just deaf lmao


You really need to get your ears checked.


if sumthin not important i cant pay attention


I cant like aaa


Oh. You're just unable to focus.


I did last year but the doctor did nothin he cleaned my ears


Yet im deaf


You need to pay attention to know what's going on.


Listen..


I want to cry


Close the discord tab. And look at the teacher.


Listen.


No im bored


No. There's nothing to cry about, and you're going to have to just sit and listen.


Take note.


You just have to do it.


There's no recording.


How do you record


The screen


You can't.


Unless you want to film it with some program.


But seriously. Just listen.


okay


Pay attention.. otherwise you won't know what to do.


If she comes back. Someone remind her to focus.


I may fall asleep any min.


Will do


You got it, boss


Thankyou..


Im hungry tho i think thats why i cant focus


You should probably get some food then


Quicky. Get a snack,


Or food..and get back to work.


At the same time.


I want a heavy meal


So stern


Like burger


Worry about heavy foods later. You're in class.


If you're full. You'll get lazy.


Vindy


Get some water. Snacks and that's it.


Nope never lazy i do get energetic


Rn i have no energy


When vindy is more of a dad than a daddy


Hmmm?


I love you father


No homo


Lmao


NO


only me and Kitsu can say that


You call him husband


father never gives any luv


Hmphh. Is that so?


Then give him love.


how so


give him tanks


I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far.


I don't ask.. or expect anything in return.


Honestly.


I just expect you do right by me.


Vindy I love your style


And look after yourself.


Am i doing everything right


That's all I ask.


Not right now you aren't.


Winty I love you too


Focus!


meh too


What


We are one big happy and energetic family


Okay ima focus


THATS SO ME


I imagined eating sushi


Later


Speaking of kistu where is our little Kitsu


I dunno. Probably busy, maybe doing other important things.


Probably playing shooting games as well


I don't mind if your not there because i'm so scared that you don't care.


What happened


If I can't find you here or there


I can't find you anywhere


Does no one know jake hill or josh A;.;


Oh I thought we were freestyling


I'm actually a really good Songwriter


Idk em


I made a good song wanna hear it


YES


PLEASE


sigh


CJ and I are now songwriters


No the feck im not xD


I used to be atleast/:


starts to beatbox


Ay


Ay ay itsss


Dj winty


raps


Sushi is the only think about all day and all night


Ay i love it more than vindy


Ay ay ay ayyy


Its very tasty


and always looks fresh to me ay ay


Give this person a platinum deal


I've always wanted to be in a duo or a trio


It's so much better than anything I've ever heard


Ima win at the grammar


who is dis katie person


I'm gonna write something right now. Someone give me a topic


Ima beat Billie Eiilish


Ima ima collaborate wif Dj Khalad


my sushi song was inspired by him


Aren't you supposed to be focusing?


No winty


Keep slacking


LANGUAGE


I finally released the new song


nO


Focus


James. You did say to your father that you would tell Winty to focus.


Which is


Wait I did. I failed.


Oh, my goodness.


I'm so sorry father


You guys like jazz?


Barry Bee Benson


Yes


My bad harriko


I forgive you


Harry Bee Benson


That's good no joke


Guys this is funny lemme tel u


So we had a guestspeaker


GARRYYY


BABE


shush salty


then when the guestspeaker finished talkin, the teacher is like


oh


crust is mean


Did you guys enjoyed having the guestspeaker here?”


And like no one answered


And then


WintyHeart . Focus plsss


for like 15 seconds


Tough crowd.


Harriko ignoring me


Wintyfart


Ouch man das hurt


U told us about that mom


I'm laughing about it


salty Oh hai


Ye ppl used to call me dat


Includes my brother


Mrs. Fart


What a terrible son.


Father is gonna ground me


U know im listenin while chattin


Bro


Winty focus


Go make me a sandwich


Jk jk jk jk


subway


YES


My guy you have taste


ham or turkey?


Turkey


i want one pllsss


buys wintyba sub


You can have one when you're done with work.


No, James.


Like fr


Im seriousss


Ey yo was up


Forgit to eat brekafest


Ohshi ima go back to grave


sometimes I forget to have dinner


Dinner i never forget cuz my parents yell at me


To come


my mum doesnt say anything smh


My mom is a sweet person


Now my father on the other hand


oh aight


there we go


My dad cant eat dinner if we arent there


So he waits


Sumtimes when hes really hungry he heat


Eat


my fathers never home


Heat


In my family when we all together we must wait till our dad eat first


uwu


I don't have a dad.


I have a step father


Winty focus


Me neither


man


Ouch


I dont talk to him


No father gang.


Winty I will cut your thumbs off


Jk


I will still use voice audio


Kinky


Wait winty


I need your input


Wdym


Omg THE CLASS ENDED


ueyeyey


Your opinion


Tell me if you understand this


Idfk wat happened but ye


Are you ww2 cause you the bomb


Wot


omg yas


THANK YOU


Someone who understands


flips meh hair


I see what ur trying to do but that doesnt really make sense tho


What are we bombing. Nagasaki or Hiroshima?


Uh oh. Vindy.


FATHER


U SWORE


What are you trying to pick up?


Ashes?


Lmao.


Oh u read the line


Guys


Yes


I will give u nitro if u do my work fr


Brb. I gotta shower.


XD


Fk


Go


Rip


it's okay winty


My gf asked me about my status, lmao.


You died


R i p


No, no. It's all well.


Vindy I'm sorry


U told me to tell winty to focus but I didn't. Please don't punish me


Smitty. I feel cheated.


WintyHeart . i literally said i would try


sips n fits. Oof.


Wheres the homework anyway


Wait fr


Lmao


I could really go for some tacos


ye fr


Omg i miss tacos


Crunchy shell


Warm cheese


Stahp


Ur makin me hungrier


Wet lettuce, hot meat,and good salsa


M E A T.


And the withering souls of the damned


Imagine making a rap about tacos


ima do it


Imma do it


NO ME


okay u kno wat we do it and see which ones better


warm hard shell


Wot I thought this was about the homework lmao


really confused me


I got lazy okay lmao


And now...it's Winty's turn


...that's beautiful


Ohms bouta send cobweb


Urs IS BETTER DOE


im so tireddd


nah bro ALL YOU


SIBBIE


Can u react urs and mine


oniichan please pat me


pats imoto


Also sis me and Mom did a taco rap


im so sleepy


Sips coffee.


im sooo sleepy


chugs it


Alice Well then. Sleep


its doing it again


wtf


bug


it would say i didnt send message


WintyHeart . did I do something?


what did I dooo


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler i called centrelink to check up on my youth allowance


The lady asked for my name and I SAID TACO


LMAO


oniichan what have you done


That's what I'm trying to figure out imoto


you literally renamed her taco


The taco rap, James.


You probably had her thinking about tacos and that was the first thing that popped into her head when she was asked her name.


Ohhh...I deeply and greatly apologise


Lmao.


ur a monster


I'm sorryyy


Bad son.


ur not our dad


Nuuu


Hes not!


Welcome


welcome


;pat James!


Yaaay


Is not angry doe


WHY do i NO get pat from mommy


pats imoto


;pat Alice


i dont want pats from a GAe


uwu thankiess


wuv u


I'm not gAe


I never said I was, lmao.


u are


I am a heterosexual


i can see it in ur eyes


I like girls only


That's what they all say.


exactly


Also, late welcomes.


u have pfp of a guy so that means u liek him


so ur mega gay


I swear I will execute you


Lmao.


hehe


Sneaky.


Smitty. I mean look at us two?


I have a profile pic of a girl


Does that im lesbain


Why do you have to say things?


Why do you speak?


I don't understand.


James is such a masochist he lets me insult him all i want and says nothing in return


WintyHeart . lets say ur bi ok


Make me!


Nope.


Oh, do I hear Tsun, Tsun noises?


No.


Tsunami


Not that, either.


Im straight tho


Same


not anymore


i decided to make u bi


Oof.


Kistu as the older brother I declare myself straight


i make james gay cuz james charles


STAHP


Lmao.


I will rip out your intestines


Hot.


alsjflfjdksk


Hehe.


I think I know where this is going...NO INCEST


M U R D E R.


no one here's from japan or alabama


Wait Japan.


Silly girl


Yeah.


No NSFW


Hello darkness my old friend


james brought it up


i didnt


Yup.


Sorry


Please stahp these stuffs are gross


its always james' fault


he naughty


he bsd


Let's all blame James!


bad


yess


Yes.


We aren't going to play the blame game. You're all accountable and aware of each individual action made.


Alice Behave and abide what your mother says.


oh no not ben shapiro v2


its james' fault!


he bad


I'm sorry father


badd bad bad bad bad


oniichan ur disgustang


Yup


That's it get over here you just lost your intestines


me is going to the shop to get milk so stay there u two okay?


James!


see it's james again


disppears


Yup.


Kitsu called me James Charles father


you take a name of a person as an insult so ur the meanie


Kitsu called me James Charles, Father.


An insult has no meaning nor effect, unless you choose to care.


And this is where I go in your face na na na na boo boo


ur the baby that cares about it


Say the word baby again I swear to the heavenly Father


Baby.


im not afraid of things that dont exist


Oop


Jesus exists,he's in the sky,the clouds


the only real god is shrek


you heretic


There's God. then there is me. The difference is one of them will act upon you.


I don't believe in physical harm unless it requires me to do so.


I apologise for the mess I made dear Father,I will go to my room


i will follow you in your room and annoy you until you die


Oh you wouldn't dare


You're talking to Kitsu.


I wouldn't doubt it.


i dont have limits


ill just hold ur hand and follow u till ur in there then lock the door and torture you


If you go in my room I will staple you to the wall


im not jesus christ


Sweet.


I leveled up.


Yessiree.


Good sibling


also what will u do in ur room?


cry?


Prolly eat, sleep,or watch TV


No TVs in your room.


WHAT


what


Lmao.


and i stole ur bed


Father that's no fair


u gotta sleep somewhere else


You're only allowed a study desk with relevant electronics. Your bed. A inwall wardrobe.


Ok I'll go in your room


And that's all.


For both rooms.


Oop


1 TV and it's downstairs.


Yes Father


eh i dont mind not having a tv


uwu


I'm sleeping in Kitsu's room


Askfnf


No you're not. Both have individual rooms.


But father


No locks.


im in his


Nope


WHAT


AW SWEET


listen to vindy


Vindy is a terrific father.


But mother


Good man.


i got no locks in my real life room


This is how I was raised. It's an effective method that'd been refined by me.


That's nice to hear, old man.


Oh sad


lmao


Lmao.


how is he old doe


waaa hes not old


but come on where will be my gaming pc


i believe those standards set your child up for social failure


No games.


Your gaming PC. Doubles as your home work station that's it's on your study desk.


I will permit 1 and a laptop for school.


uwu


You're free to utilise either for whatever task.


I'm oldest so mom and dad let me do whatever I want


im the youngest so i get everything i want


and im spoiled as heck


No. You your sister are treated the same.


Are we like the Royal Family now


I seriously doubt that.


I don't favour either.


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler COMMIE


Even though your the youngest we shall treat our kids the same thing


But MOM,and DAD


Lowkey wanna be a part of this family, not gonna lie.


Same equally


id honestly still prefer this over my family


oof


Big oofs.


cuz at least winty and vindy arent boomers so they can at least understand how i feel when i have problems


Yes they are


and stuff


Boomers


Simple rules in my house hold.


I tell you to do something I don't expect to ask more than twice.


Boomer


Father


meep uwu


Bread.


what is even going on


what if i say no


Or, Winty.


ye?


Its


Miss winty


DAD


You dare to say no?


yeah


She said No


Let me be a part of this family, lmao.


nono like


im just wonderingg


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


if you tell me to do smn and i say no


what will be my punishment


You get a spanking


we now have 3 kids lmaooo


left in a cage lmao


4 more needed


Wot


Who


what


why 4


It depends what it is. If it's a task thats out of your capability. Then I'd just ask James tomcome and help me.


you wanna have 7 KIDS?


james, kitsu


Whos the 3


its ok im ur uncle


If it's a chore, and you don't do it. I'll ask for the second time.


well


Oof.


And if I have to ask for the third. You'll lose privileges for not listening.


kitsuuu


And I don't want to raise my voice.


Omg vindyyy


But I will.


Ish just a roleplayyy


this would make me wanna kill myself


why tho


Ew vindy is a literal boomer


It doesn't give you a valid reason,


what?


guys


he is not but he sound one


Whos the third child


ima just


um..


its only proper, and makes life easier if you just listen


Yup.


sits on the bench and sips my choc milk


WintyHeart781 Ohh shi. I keep forgetting x3


I WANT


WintyHeart .


Wot whos the third child


your mom


ooo


Heavenily


roasteeed


gotem


this is getting out of hand now theres three of them


i dunno yall


I have an idea


ima pretend that i dont have a husband nor kids


HEY


NOOO


MOMMY


Oop


Woah


ima chill


Vindy just got


dont abandon us


Dunked


i need to be single again


WHAO


sips choc milk


MOM


What?


rip


vindy


boys


lets pay respects


Vindy now a divorced single father of three


Vindy is still my father,salute


This is a


Well


Very sudden turn of events


vindy is gonna go and get da milk


Plot development


I am going to court, and I am not giving a single cent.


A twist of fate


lmao


AKSJD


literally me


what will become of me and jamesss


Orphans


Damb.


vindy gonna get the kids


winty gonna get the dog


hey


uwu


wot theres a dog now


m


mon


mom


I take everything.


dog


what happens to us?


orphan


put up for adoption


do you just abandon us like that?


or do u wanna live with ur uncle


I will take the kids.


omg das hurt


I will raise them.


XD


grabs 3 of yous


Im


Winty


Im just joking;0;


Wait


You literally said you didnt want kids


UR MEAN


uwu


This means KITSU,is the middle child


default dances


Booli.


Got em


what?


eat it


You dont get kids anymore because you cant take care of children


im the yougest one


Im takin g custody of them


i need vindy


No I take custody.


How about rock paper scissors


I take a good care of em doe


I have no said that I abandoned them.


vindy


i wanna stay with mommy


No. I will not gamble my kids


LMAO


why


Lmao.


can we just


Nein.


pick who we want to be with


lemme


i chose mommy


come back to you


I want to be with both


Rips me in half


I'll be with Vindy.


fair share


I will be with vindy too


both of them have 1.5 kids


Well.


We're all together.


XD


this sounded weird


one and a half kids


Vindy is the best father ever


So are ye gonna divorce or not


Nupe.


he is meh father


Cuz that would be plot development


winty is the best mommy ever


LMAO


she giv hug


She called me Adam.


and pats


Jk I love mom


Wot


the LAWYER whos Avacadabavado waitin for us LMAO


He's waiting for a case so he can get commission.


Yes Im the attorney and judge at the same time


Alice i disagree


whaa


I shall say vindy is the best


i said ur the best mommy


And I disagreed


lmao


Imagine all the grandchildren


You know what


WintyHeart . You deserve most of the credit.


The plot is too boring


Lmao.


no u


Why is that


So ima take it to my own hands to spice it up


Oh noes


noo


Theres not enough conflict


Oh boy


WHAT


LOOK at me and james


Gets rifle for home defense.


Ok so


Omg


im scared


mommy can i get hug


Why


plss


Actually nevermind I cant think of something would spice it up without threatening the integrity of the whole thing so rip


;hug Alice


uwu


Plot twist: Vindy and Winty are our grandparents


Jk


I'm kiDdiNg


Plot twist:incest


i will make ur bedroom mine


I will sit on you


Woah


Avacadabavado no we dont wanna be like your family sorry


In?


oof


Interesting.


rip random


i just insulted him like a 9 year old


Kitsu can you n o t d o t h a t


Ima just leave it there in media out of context


Wait my bad


oniichan dont tell me what to do


also imma go to sleep


NOOO


Goodnight, Kit.


Goodnight


my internet will stop in 5 mins anyway


Vindy and winty just vanished lmao


Yup.


alright imma sleep on james' bed now


nighty


Goodnight.


flips the bed,then sleeps on it


and i op


I love this


Already forgot that Winty is my mother.


Aw cool we are brothers


You didn't know that?


I knew


Okay.


Third child?


Yes.


Whhhaaa


Hello.


My six figure income;;


XD


Don't worry. You won't find me as chaotic as my other siblings.


I can assure you that me and Kitsu are gonna argue 50 of the time


I can assure you that I will probably not get involved.


I feel like you would be the good child


I'm the older child. I'm supposed to set examples and be someone for you two to look up to.


Wait


That would be vindys favourite child


So that means I'm in the middle. COOL!


Yeah. Kitsu is younger.


Isnt the middle


The least liked


Oh...yes that's right..


Lmao


Rip


He just said


Don't worry, I'll do my best to... I dunno, do something that gets you liked.


yay Im the least fav


actually i liek em all


Dont lie


Abuses me mom hoW cOuLd yoU


ouch pan


Can I be a child too lmao


Or maybe a cousin


OH GOD


Dw Ill emit enough chaotic energy for the whole family


Sooo


So like


Oof.


How's everyones morning


Am i the uncle


father Cj ur now my child


With no kids


And is cool


FIVE


But is a depressed alcoholic


Is that me?


Yes


Wait scratch that


oof


What


Ur a single divorced father with me as a child pan


wew u leavin


Aight


But im always visiting


fk u


Oof


And emitting my chaotic energy


i wan a girl


Kit is a girl


Why ppl say its crazy if you had more than 3


I want most 5


yeah i wan more girls doe


First 2 adopted


wha


my dad has 13 siblings


And so is my mum same number


Well


i find it normal


Idk how rich Ill be


Thats why


but 2 aaa


mhm


No I want 5


2 adopted


i love big family its just entertaining


Its sad


Ish just me and my beo


Bro


or not


gtg


reee


I have a big fam Ig


Bai


I dont like it rly


See ya


:c


if i only had a baby sister


i feel like my life would change..


but sigh


Same


I asked my parents


my parents cant anymore


Neither can mine, I asked to adopt


i saw mum i got so excited cuz she was wearing a tight shirt and thought she was pregnant


but she wasnt and she was upset for saying that cuz cuz damn she really did looked like pregnant


Lmao


im actually gonna frickin cry now


but anyway


oof


i told my parents i would take care of her


and the didnt have to do much


me too


I'm gonna take excellent care of my parents


oh well


if im being honest


my parents will be gone by the time im 25 likely


you dont know


its gods choice mhm


remember


I once had the thought that I would die at 20


im not Christian


ok sorry


and my mom is 60, dads like 57 with diabetes


idk what there actual ages are


or there birthdays


Off topic but thank God none of you guys watch adult swim


i do


what


Adult swim


american channel


Is that a movie?


a


they dont have it in Australia


its a cable tv channel


Lemme search it up


its stuff like anime and family guy


oh then theres nothing wrong with that?


Final space and family Guy are the best shows,along with athf,and Rick are Morty


ah


We used to have same as that but different


i used to watch simpsons


Till mum watched uh dirty stuff from it and wasnt allowed to watch it nor family Guy


Family Guy is top notch


Five stars


I used to watch peppa big


Pig


I loved neckloden


so


oof


much


i couldnt stand it


cartoon newtwork still the best


anime was my life and still is


oh


adult swim plays right after cartoon network


Digimon and beyblade are my favorite


I used to watch lots of anime even tho i was lik i never knew it was called anime xD


scrapped princess and sailor moon my fav from back then


I used to watch old anime series u kno they hella good


I liked the hamster one


Favorite movie: twilight


I forgot what its called


I watched this french anime


fav childhood movie: alien


Twilight made me cry like 12 times


I have all three DVDs bro


my fav childhood movie: barbies


wheeze


i watched every barbie movies i think


Ken


The fairy ones the tangled one


The music festival one the princess one


Damn


Let's also not forget they put Ken and Barbie in toy story 3


WintyHeart . HALP!


yes yes


We are dying!


What wats wrong!


Oo death lemme see


in the battle ripp


Our generals arent giving us good stuff.


waaa dun dieee


We are outnumbered in men. 700 400


:ccc


We have no tanks, no planes


but the enemy does


watcha playin


I gotchu with air support homie


ima work for real this tim


aww alfa is that for me thank you man


Uhhh


Yeah sure


Youre welcome bro


yeyee


Good luck good luck


really appreciated bro


best bro ye


uwu


owo


owhats hapwening


I'm back. What did I miss?


Nothing? Alrighty then.


hallo


Hello there.


do you play smash


No. I don't have a Nintendo Switch.


I know. Big sad.


Oof


Iodine


Hm?


yes


I don't know. Sorry.


Yes


Alright then.


Hello there


BRUH


Something up?


No general kenobis?


Ok


Hmm


yay


Aight


Who should I draw


meee


mystic leafi will u draw irl ppl?


sup


Heh


welcome


Welcome!


Thank you!


im first


yw yw


You're very welcome.


And that's nice.


indeed


Right, ill go pick the colors


alr


Dope.


its usually more active a few hours ago and in a few hours


this is kinda the dead spot


Well, you're not wrong there.


And then out of nowhere, it'll get active again for no reason.


yep


and itll be as soon as i decided to sleep


Yup.


Big oofs.


alr gn fellas


Goodnight, Pan.


Ok gn


Hello, Mother/Winty.


Helloo


Hello there.


Hru


I'm doing good, thank you for asking. Just wondering why I'm not calling asleep when I said I would. How about yourself?


Im okay


I'm glad to hear that.


Welcome!


welcome


ok how tf does someone sleep with a bright laptop screen infront of you


And esp with the fan noises


Me with my bright phone screen in front of my face.


Hiii


shes actually asleep i cant believe this


omg hi ouchies


wot


this place looks pretty poggers uwu


bro imagine sleeping but having to pee


and its raining


Hello, newcomer!


Oof


Hiii!


Woah raining in cali whaat


Wh a a a t


Also, the last person who said this was a nice place left.


The showers ended like three weeks ago its nothing but heat wave now


lmaoo


Jinxed it


I know how that feels.


It's absolutely wack.


its finally starting to rain here


I live in Northern Cali.


Heyo.


Just an absolute hellscape where I am.


Daammm i feel left out i used to live in cali


Hello, Father/Vindy.


bruh so now its cloudy andd rainy exciting


I'm in southern cali yikess


I miss the rain, to be honest.


It was nice.


so is it really dry up there too?


Yeah. I live in this small town.


Pretty dry up here.


Wait, I just realized I could've worded that differently.


lmao it's fine


Also hiii vindy


Also, please make sure to go and grab yourself some roles and deletedchannel.


omg thankiess


You're very welcome.


Spare heat please


Look at me, doing my job for once.


all it is be rain and wind help


if we give you heat it'll be florida up there


Yuppers.


You don't want florida anywhere man


Change is nice


And i mean


Its seattle


People like that everywhere


Have you seen the Space Needle?


Many times


What's it like?


tall scary and very expensive


food is nice tho


So like big bear


jk never been there


I would imagine so.


just parking in Seattle


its a nightmare


esp for events


Lmao.


Hello


Sup


i did get to bike on a freeway tho since it was closin down


Also hi


Hello.


I got 2 5 stars in a row


starry thats chaotic i love it


I lost count of the amount of times I've listened to this album


It was like kinda hard


bc hills lots of hills


The hills have eyes.


The hills


Yessiree.


Not that face again


hee hee


Teehee.


Its just vibin bro


It stares into my soul reminding me of every sin i have committed


maybe vibing a little too close huhh


i mean yeah its here to spill tea


Oh, wowie.


Hmm


Welcome ouchies


hiii


hiyaaa how are u


hhh


good how are you?


meh goodie just dizzy n bored


uwu


nice nice drink some water maybe?


Make toast


I just had a dinner


Aww


And ate sum banana


i wan choc milk now


:c


Empty a marmite bottle to your milk


nu i havent


i wanna try sum doe


I had choco banana ice cream


omhegud


omg nicee


im


jealous


Ok classic tho banana slices with peanut butter


We got an entire fridge of it


mum never buys icecream anymore


Whatcha want


Matcha?


Chocolate?


Strawberry in the shape of fish?


because if we ate sum icecream, we do get cold and get sick and then corona comesss


:c


i tried choco with rainbow icecream


Aww


its yummyyy but but guess what


Starrt have you had that except in a sandwich


Is it bad that I love eating ice cream late night


Like a hotdog bun


yeah its a lot of sugar for the body at tht tine


Have you made a pj sandwich with a hotdog bun


Late night icecream is where it's at


Its from the turkey restaurant but then they stopped selling icecreams and its upsetting me


Did you tried their ice cream


The one that sticks


You know


yesss


noice


i want


Mochi


i never tried one doe


It's very squish


Gib shipping address will send


omg will chu


Mochi?


It'll arrive in 4 months


Bread


The shipping do be backed up doe


I'll send you a box


idk how well mochi will go in an airplane


yes doe


Do you want chocolate or matcha


omg u scared me ash


chocolate


i only drink choc boba tea


How good is boba


How often do you drink it


i never tried any except choc..


Someone made boba at my house i was so confused on what they were doing to my beautiful pot


like one time


in


A year ig


or maybe not


I never tried


you only tried once a year?


ash


Before shops closed i got boba tea like every week


Boba tea is good.


I only drank 1 time this year with mu friends


I had an Oreo flavored one.


yummm


orea is the best dont get me wrong


I haven't drank one this year


It was very good.


i live right next to a store which i think is still open so thats cool


If I do say so myself.


hopefully you guys would try sum!


devilish


Are u talkin about orea boba tea


Yes.


i never knew it exist


Hey


Oh, yeah.


Send me boba tea


It does.


omg i would hav bought it doe


Lmao.


I have sad news


My cat died:/


sends boba tea to everyone


Wait, what?


wha


Really?


when?


How?


Earlier this afternoon


omg poor cat;;..


Poisoning


Oh, wow.


How did he get poisoned?


who poisoned your cat


I don't know what caused it


Or who


im actually so sad now


sorry for your lost puddling i hope ur okay


No wonder he's so cute last night


awww..


He isn't like that?


Oh yeah


i love pets man but um


He approached me all of sudden


Wow.


I mean


I lost cat from stuff before too


They appears to be poisoned


Did they ate rat poison by accident? I don't know


maybe that


Probably.


Or they probably ate something else that didn't sit well with them.


or they licked dirty surfaces:


or ate sumthin plastic


Ironno


waaa poor cat


I bet ish now safe wif god


It's alright


He got friends up there


its better than living on diss earth


He's up there with the homies.


man lemme join em


Now not the time


Let's move on


i wan


to rest


go rest


nope


i don't have a stable internet either


can sum1 play with me


aw:c


hence my absence


eventually u will get one


can't load discord on pc


without waiting for ageess


imagine not having a gud wifi


sorry


das hurt


why sorry


;pat Ky


i measured my wifi


0.5 mbps


no noticeable improvement on ethernet either


Big sad.


say


winty, have you got your phone yet


sniffs


awww


let's hope you'll get one


i dunno when im getting a new one doe


Winty, since you're my mother. What should I call you? Winty/Mother? Minty? Monty?


omehgush


call me anything


Um, I'll stick with Minty.


Monty?


Monty Python?


omg i got few nicknames ig


Should I call you Birth Giver?


Hibiki


crust


breadloaf


nee nee


monty


Lmao.


Isn't that your nickname aswell


so what are we doing


ye


smol did u download fortnut


breathes n looks at u


Pytro left?


u never told me:c


wha


Did pytro left da server


awe he left i never knew


he was pretty inactive here


yeah


he didn't know what to do


do u still check KC amino


yea


im still there


whos still alive dere?


ish it ded


barely alive


what r we talking about


if not ima return back


oh man


there's pytro sometimes


i mostly do daily check in


and of course the staff is there


what group u mostly active on other than Kantai collection


Not much


Honkai Impact


I remember join fortnite


And this girl


She was annoyin me i think she like


ja?


10 or something lmao


she kept on callin me n all


and i didnt know she was 10 and like i called her back


Oof.


And she told me her age


im like.


what did she called you


daddy


On amino


Buber


uwu


owo


what


what even is amino


its an app


Ish app like discord


mostly filled with 12 years old


ye


xD


and


weebs


and furies


furries


am i right


mhm


oof


exaclty like discord then


ok im gonna try it out lmao


no the difference is


Omgg


discord is for gaemers


yasss


in fursuits


do u wanan make a group


discord is made for gamers


Actually no we join groups


yet it's filled with nfsw server lmao


ok downloading it


oh btw buber


it doesnt look that bad


u sound like changeling


xD


not u


oh?


downloading amino?


changeling uses grammar


talkin to buber


Yeah.


yea ik


changeling


ok


but buber seems nothing like changeling


yo any mobile game y'all playing rn


but buber is nice


Changeling is... How shall I put this?


he is funny doe but man


what is this thing called changeling


some guy who likes to push his opinions on other people


like


really badly


its a hooman


Um, he's an... Interesting person.


havent seem him do it anymore tho


Yeah, that's true.


Am i the only one waitin for him to start an argument on sumthin silly


No.


yes


who?


kek


im lost


excuse me


damedane


how do u not know who he is


my dad


i know nothing


oke


im opening amino


you think i should be honest with my age


nah fam


nothing is the thing i know


im claiming im 9 there


ok ill copy you


Lemme open amino


Pudding


ja?


What group do we join


oh


only


uh


well, idk


ill just say im


uhhh


yeah


You can join what i'm in


or rejoin KCA


DM there if you're still using your old account


i change names a lot


whats ur username now


Asteo


Astro


Go to search bar


eh


ill pm you


And type Kantai collection


I forgot my acc name


i searchged it up


show screenshot


New account?


Cuz there is like 2


i havent even signedu


signed up


bruh


your name is WintyHeart


rip


it just put me right in


ok lemme sign in


ameno


ok 1st january 1951 is my birthday


menoa


XD


Boomer


mr old man


They wont see ur age anyway


hai vindy


now i dont want to be a boomer anymore


Hai


I set my bday to year 0001 what does that make me


i almost chose my failed test score as my pfp


jesus


oof


I see


obeys


The power of Christ compels you


you cant


Mah lord


Wym pudding


I meant in this server


ok done signing up


Like the bday bot


Were singing up for things now


Count me in


i think the year u were born ish not counted


i didn't know the bday bot changed


so when it was my bday


nothing happened


winty look in media


It only recognise your month and date


i posted le pic


alfa


Get amino


although, nothing really happened


happy bourthday


Happy bday


Amino


Aint that


Anime


App


Idk


dorime


Or is it like a community thing


I forgot


Adapare dorime


AMENO


there's furry amino


mlp amino


Latireeemo


Epic


epig


Your profile pic is majestic


indeed


toad


T o A d


yoshi toad


Yoshi is a chad


b i g y o s h i


uwu


praise the uwu!


praise!


Uwu


amino takes a lot of data


doworime


amenowo


h


is it because theres a lot of pictures everywher


yea


most likely


what's y'all plan


i dont know what im doing with my profile


yea that wiki entry wil be deleted soon


as soon as a staff come in


what even is a wikiy entry


wiki


wow


dies


is there a wiki


im somehow'contributing' to


wikipedia stuff duh


bruh what


well


i have a wiki entry


try looking at it


also, follow me


so i can invite you to a chat


Ima go on it tmr


Ima play fortnite


no!


Lmaooo


Gamer move


top 10 funny fortnite gamer moments


el em ay oh


ahoy


top 10 funny fortnite fails IN TILTED TOWERS!11


what does se clock say


wrong


pls no bulli


boolis u


The clock doesnt say anything because the clock cant speak


xd funy omggfg


Wot


i laughed at your joke


thank you


Its not a joke Im just answering what I think is a trick question


uncultured


no trickery in my swamp :


omggg astro is right it is fUnnY xDxDxDxD


good morning Tay


how are chu


Wintyyy


This is now my favorite emote


I think im doing oki rn


greetings fellow gamer


I appreciate u asking me


Woah tay I rarely see you speak


Other than welcome emotes


Lmao


Ye


go sleep winty


Wot


8pm bedtime


Only kids have 8pm bedtimes


tbh kinda thinking about going to bed early now


why not


do it


no


dont


i'll sleep in the morning


its a trap


3am shredded cheese vibe gang


because i wanna wake up in like


2 am


and play minecraft


with friends on the realm so i have time


before i go


wake me up


what


before you go.go


Omg that cat


Im so sad


denied


Wot


;hug T


Wdym denied


;hug WintyHeart .


Oh shi


Das anime is really sad


whats the sauce


this isnt bots channel


We shall watch anime movie this tiem


not rn


wehn


Like


This weekend


o ok


I mean next week


i deny your sadness


wha


next week


hurtzz bro


But that game


sure


Wasnt that anime neptunia?


I have assignments thats why


Its heartbreaking


Noo


oof


as long as my internet is stable


The wolf family


what time?


I watched that anime Purple Heart


please do it around 15 of May


i dont like watching anime


usually its too sad


and i cri too much


aaa my assignment is due 6th mayy


Purple Heart?


it's neptunia?


When she transform


Purple Heart


yes


Neptune


anime?


Yeee


i have the game


its wonky without controller


That cutie


I remember i had a wallpaper of her on meh ipad


how shaww we comfowt ouwsewves


She had stripped suit


the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews


N my mum saw it shes like why”


It was awkward but ye


why not


steip


do u even still have an ipad


Huh


The chat really just


Died there


angery


last one to speak from now one gets a


cookie


cooke


coke


hand it over


why


hand your hand over:


I have free from school tomorrow and the day after


babr


sexist vc


omg pepole inn n icbcvcvccvvcvcv


c


iim


im so exctied


a


join


Hmm


I need a friendo


then buy nintendo


switch anime cross


wot


Im broke


wha


what about us


:c


wwot


Ig we do not qualify to be a friendo


yes


im hurt


Big pain


Winty


Pytro is online


whos pytro


someone


oh


vc huh


ima join after class ends


I would join but its 4am


thats no excuse


Ok you kinda rite tho i could go outside and join


then do it


But its cold outside:


then thou shalt perish


:c awe


U can ply moosic for us


i has weird music tastes


Also cant sneak passed the sleeping sibling for my ear buds so oof


Welp it 4:33am ima go to sleep goodnight everyone


Goodnighty


Winty


Fortnut


Ye


Welcomee


Goodnight ppl


Ok gn


hallo


welcome


and goodbye


everywhere i go


i see her face


Wha


you?


ooh right


its that emote


the game is so sad


Wot


Wat


wrong server


Youre a wrong server


Yeee


warthunder


added


a battle royal


Bruh moment


welcome Tsukkia


haii'


uwu!


Welcome dear


welcome


Welcome


thanks


Late Welcome


How is everyone today


tired


like i always am


Am tired as well


It be like that.


it truly do


Good afternoon people


good uwu


How's everybody:0 OvO


p good


Also I'm extremely late but welcome new people


kazoo


The 911th customer


It's like what they say,911 is just a number


age is just a number


So is 911


why is this so inactive today


Maybe everyone is busy


then


U really just pinged them


muahaha


You mischievous little sister


you nasty older brother


btw ur bed is garbo how do u sleep on it


Get oFF mY bEd


my right arm hurts cuz of it now


That's why you don't sleep on my bed,and it's not garbo


it is


Like your bed is better,my legs are sore from it


cuz ur too tall


my bed is for smol ppl only


continues to sleep on it til it breaks


Its James Charles


it can still withstand ur weigh


yes


its the real one


Im a big fan


I swear


I am not James Charles you heathens


I am a hetero,I like girls,I like fEmAlEs


maybe james charles is actually straight


we dunno


Imagine if James Charles made a discord account


dont have to imagine


ur james charles


I will break everything you own with a sludgehammer


sledgehammer


also if you do i will hit you in the balls with a sledgehammer


Do it I dare you I will cut your hands off


With scissors


you dont even need scissors


my wrists are so thin you can just snap it in half


Alright come here


my arms are so smol they make my hands look big


Come here I will snap your wrists


funny


Is it imoto? Is it really?


kinda


Well in that case


I will break your bed with the hardest hammer to ever exist


ASLFJFHS


NOO


MY BED


MEAHAHAHA


same thing


Still can't believe you slept in my bed


Wait til mom and dad find out


You're gonna get a spanking


u slept in mine


For a reason


and since ur a guy that automatically makes u a pervert cuz that's how society sees it


Wait really


flips your bed


ASSLFFJJ


I have an idea


Wait did you say nasty older brother


I just got that


yes i did


u ugly older brother


U mean little sister


yes


I hope Mom and Dad ground you


AKddkhy


u snitch


Who said I was gonna snitch


waa


noo


my weakness


affection


What's that sis? U said u want a bear hug?


bear hug


I AM NOT


GET OFF


I'm a teen


cute


no!


Adorable


stopp


am not


Such a precious being


PERVY


see u want my butt


pervert


That's not


That's not what I mean


it is


admit it


coward


Kitsu


yes that's me


P E R V


plus i dont think we're blood related


we're both adopted rightt?


I think so


Alsoo


I have a photo that you will laugh at


send in DMs


Call me a perv one more time


naughty boy


Kitsu made me laugh just by looking at 2 images. Thank you Kitsu


hoii


yau


y


someone said something


wdym


nothing


omg is 3 am!


clickbait hour


yes


sou what are you doing


bullying james in dms


She's bullied me for the past 5 minutes


i wanna play something


play dcs and kill more innocents


but


im in bed


maybe


do it


ok


do you have any sauce


hmm


read it earlier and liked it


oke


sao


idrc what anime its from


as long as its well drawn


yes


sauce pretty nice tho


hehe


Not to self dont bike up a hill while dehydrated and tired


Note


Omg cant spell either anyway hru you all


gud


awake


Good good


but tired


always tired


do you want some saucd


e


in exchsnge


a


nah


one is enough for a day


is it tho


yep


doesnt feel as nice when i do it more


guess so


for me its like that


same but


dont u wait to


nvm


hahahshfngkv


h


welcome


i looks like usagi


I wouldnt know


neither would i


since i got banned


well there is someone heree


that i dont wanna be around


ngl I still prefer usagi over this server but this place is pretty chill too


so im leaving


dms


usagi?


its a server we both used to be in


Ohms you left rite?


ytes


i laf too


sdasdh


ah


laf


funny


ah hahahaaca


funy


Imagine ded chat


Youre funny


thx


re


Yes cry everywhere


uwu


Who thinks there a small person


You


How tall?


Tall enough


Oop


So smol


If you remember aki


Alfa continue


Okay Alfa Ill continue


Thats pretty smol


Okay


Fastest pick in the west


Just like me


Pp


Go eat zo


Im jkin


Mm


Bruh


This dude


Has an AirPod on one ear


And a wired earphone in another


Lmao


Probably a little headset


Headass


Yes


Keep on eating


epic


Heh


h


smol


im only about 5cm taller tho


thats like 2 inches or something


who's 157cm?


zoye


tiny


im smol as wel;l


I'm 208cm


what


like e6


Someone say feet


stop


almost 7


6'9 I think


how many inches in a ft


Okay electricity pole


damn


bully


okay


uh


ladder


lul


Imperial Metric


1 inch in 2.54 cm


1 foot ft 12 in 0.3048 m


1 yard yd 3 ft 0.9144 m


1 mile 1760 yd 1.6093 km


Dont worry abt it


bruh what


Its been gay


Random letters


You have such a way with words zoey


i


what


Thats the thing


Oh yes


coom


We dont even fully use the imperial system


Keep it going


who


Its a mix


The USA


Hi guys welcome to my ted talk today we are explaining why Alfa is a simp


So


please no


yes


dio that


do


Ill do it in vc later


Maybe tmrw or sum


i dont have time


o


I dont have time tonight either


No


Zoey is a simp


u good


Nah


Im at my limit


stop


no coom


Fastest west in the pick


fastest pick in the west


Yes yes yes


Faster zoey


AAAh


Im finished


Thx you little sis


anger y


We got clean up tho


Issa mess


I


Cmere you started this


Most likely


i dont like this server too much anymore


yay


nooo


waaa


Stop Im not ready for round 2


waa


The child is crying


i am


Wait


Smol


no ones


You got fast WiFi


i


what


Answer the question smol


kinda


Hmmm


Ughh


morning


wha


Wow kinky


astro u tryna set up a new server


Actually nvm


Im not sure if it works


what new server


Dw about it


But were replacing the server we played with


And no zoey Im not


probably gonna forget about thatbserver soon


Told you shes a simp


Lmao rip


bc i play and a realm


on


i cant be bothered getting out


getting ready


i want d ie


yay


Jesus


Yall wack sometimes


you mean


Wha


i guess f word went through


thats cool


so suicidde when


F word didnt through


Right now


pulls out gun


shoots both


man sometimes i wish my piillw would talk to md


Welcome!


Welcome doe


no


not moving on


we r dead


Wow


No its fine


Ill just take your body


Ill leave smols where its at


wow


no fun fornme


Sorry


Im not into child


zoye is a child


Well


Boy child


skmp


simp


Zoeys the simp


no i dont want the gay


i want attention


You just want attention


yes


give


You dont want my hEaAArt


let me be invovled


i do


You love the atttennntiooon


Ok zoey


give me more attention


You cant stare if dead


Id prefer if you stop moving


No attention for child


Yes zoe


let me feel important


Ehh


Too much effort now


Can I just call you something shorter


Need a nickname


stop ifnlrifg me


ignoring


Aha!


Ill just call you Y


fine


Since you love that letter so much


Y


Yeah sorry assstro


Wow


Okay


Epic.


Bye


Is Alfa still simping?


She doesnt love me anymore


,maybE


Typical.


Why not both


I feel like im being used


simp and pedo


You wish you had a little sister to frick


No


Its just that I feel like Im used for LOVE and EMOTIONAL SUPPORT


YoU


Smh


Im confus


Confucius say, Hubba hubba.


Confucius say


Wub dub


Lmao.


Yes


Circa 300 AD


Correct


Imma say the most controversial thing ever


Okay


Gay Christian shrine


Thats not controversial


How


Wtf


Kinky.


please no


What the f


Is burping in mouth a thing


Hold up


Of course


Anything can be a thing.


search that up on ph


its probably a thing


I think thats something Id be into


Did Zoey just burp in someone's mouth.


Do it zoey


Yes.


Do it again


Hell yeah baby


MMM


What


The


FACK


I did


Dont worry about it


DISCORD


Yes dont worry about


WROTE BACK


it


Aw about time


What they say


Zoey are you dense or are you dense


What's the verdict?


Yo, what?


Imagine being too slow.


Imagine nobody asked


f for respec


I blame lag


Damb.


Anyways


Im bored


Hm


hi bored


im sstor


a


stor


ro


please


What


Zoey you do be kinda blind tho


Just


Yes


zoey YES?


People sometimes say theyre worthless


welcome


Welcome!


But each kidney can be sold for 30K


the member count hasnt changed


For 2 days


Welcome, please enjoy your time!?


And goodbye!


welcome...


Insert


Yeet


Licks your


No


bro


Bs


Osht


It talks


hiyaa please assign roles in roles


Is that the Minecraft anime creeper


yes


My first crush


no way


fam


Welcome!


Irashai


Welcome


Mofcu


welcome!


Second toad in this server


Kek


please assign roles in roles


Yo I was actively looking for it


Big tidie anime creeper


Harriko garry


can we vc?


please


salty Yeah


Hot


my mic is bad


You werent invited bread


thanks


yes


Damn


Yk what


Maybe Im mean to her


Did i ask you doe


Okay she deserves to be boolid


you see im holdin a ban hammer


REE


Needs some cleaning


Suck it off


sure


never mess with bread dear


uwu


it's full of cheese


weirdos


actually ima go, you weirdos


No not really


why not


alfa


no nsfw?


BEO


She started it


Or he


Kek


Fine Ill stop


how am i anonce


?warn LETZL


i am offended


Anon


LMAOO


You two warns


Im gonna cry


yea


?warn Graham


?warn


first time using dyno, i see


you have to give the reason


Sup isy


oh noo


Oh noo


wassup letzel


I wish I cared


alfa atlas


Aka isy


Hows the jet boi


i am now


tank boi


kinda


more like gun man


I see


Thats cool thats cool


Yo


I wish I redeemed my coins when it still had value


peiple will join vc and be shocked about my manly voice


25K home


lmao


It be like that


ExfilAlpha what


on bw?


Yessir


i gave mine away


Mbn


I didnt have use for em


I had classic premium


iirc i split either 4000 or 7000 between two dudes


I see I see


wanted to give back


Watcha up to these days


uh


listening to doom osts


bruh


I see


doom


Knee deep in the doot


watching videos like mio honda dies in the battle of berlin


Mio honda gets spawnpeeked in r6


Zoey pls


Welcome.


mio honda Step!s on you


Welcome


Mio Honda sells me in the slave trade


Welcome, make yourself comfortable!?


Yes!?


oh i almost forgot i am lusting over a tiger ausf. h1 tank girl


LmAoo


Epic


Okay


No stop


Not rn


uwu


tank girls are cool


Yeah


Id frick a tank girl


id marry one


Id start a wholesome family with one


same


Mm


Imma travel around servers cya in a jiffy


Sds. 181 Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger Ausfuhrung H1


best girl


Germans and their long words


Lmao


Tank girl, shipgirls, gun girls


OwO


Yes


UwU


h


hi


hhhgghhga


hnnngg


in short


tiger h1 best girl


tiger 1 normie tank


yeah ok autism demon


zoey hugs


You probably shouldn't ping inactive members, James. Some of them don't like it.


Oh my bad


You're fine.


Sorry


i dont think people here care about that too much


You're probably right.


What do I know?


honestly


if you dont wanna be pinged just turn off notificatuons


brack isyraf obama


obamium


ExfilAlpha


obamacube


yeahhh bich you like that


obamas lats name


oh come on


server filter cring


LETZL yes


and i no like


obamas last name is care


harder


I see


step on me


dc ary


I'll sit on your face


no


step


on me


yes


very nice


Epic.


i wanna go


sl eep


do it


do nt


why


sleep is good


makes you taller


but im on


no schleep zone


le train


wake up refreshed


isyraf


i have school


ignore the thoughts in your head about the warcrimes


sleep


sleep now


cant


dam son


oh are you my dad now


yay


wait no


disowned


youre back up for adoption buckaroo


are ya winning son


isy can be your dad


waaa


E


Im sure he'll make a good papa


im gonna leave to get milk


be right back son


runs off with luggage


ooof


well, sadly we can give the Dad of the Year award to Isy, so we're just going to have it shipped to an anonymous location we don't know until it comes back 25 yrs later.


hewo


or until astro wins the lottery


mean


Hello, Kit.


kit kat


stOP


its KITSU


or kit kat


Kit,


nyah


woa


or until astro does something humiliating in private


kat kit


so that i burst into his room


coom


ARE YOU


WINNING


SON


yes


im beating up the children


ok good


nice


thats what you used to do right


w h a t t h e


what


What happened now


isyr


isyraft


hhahhsjfjchchdjbs


i think astro's on crack


and needs serious help


nooi


no xracc


crac


just


yaeh


yeah


you're proving me right


im gona cry


again


depends if you consider me a bully or not


just saw furry ccring in anotherbs server


oof


i rewuirennhelp


q


.help


wrong command


waa


smol child more like smol brain


yesh


yes


u cant spell


and u do wrong command


yes i can


and u cant land a plane right


stop being bulky


bully


meanie


see


i bet you enjoyed the furry cringe in the other server


bio


no


if wasnt a very pleasentvecperienc


experience


are u drunk fr


small phone keyabord


baor


board


what phone u got


Lmao.


PFFFT


im using the


BIG


continuos


continous


typing thing


im here with a poopy poopy garbage ipod 5


and it gets things wrong and im tired


get on my level


who has an ipod


of terrible technology


people who's parents dont give them shiet


ok what about the zune tho


wow first class is pe


cringe


school cringe


the word cringe is cringe


ok


I'm bored


read the rest of sauce like i did


no


I'm at school


noob


like


do it in the bathroom


ive already done it before


no noob


poossee


what


puss


Poosi.


maybe


ur scared of doing it


i am


I'm scared of many things


does that include your dad


like i said


Including himself.


ill take that as a yes


br


u h


why do it be so cold


pfft


PFFT


ur aussie


yes


and u complain about COLD?


in front of someone from CANADA


It's cold


how cold, exactly?


i do not give


care


how cold


It's 11c


meh


it's been like 8c the whole day


it would be


so much better


if it was 30


or 25


30 hot af


i like 15c the best


noob


cuz i can wear a hoodie and not freeze


or die from heat


well imagine if


didn't have to wear anything and u could still not freeze


or die


imagine


how much do you weigh


what


im 5'6 im underweight af for my height


I'm uhh


dam 5'6


167cm if u prefer


ya short:3


yesh


its okay im not tall either im 5'11


chad


everyone else like 6'2


bru h


thats like 178cm


wth


im 165


yoo smol gang


or something


and i wrigh 45


we


igh


hi


hoi


hello


god it sucks not being able to vc


cuz me pc got taken


away


i gtg


ree


ba i


Op


Whats ur fav type of songs may i ask


Nightcore?


Remix?


dunno


i kinda like nightcore


Sad songs?


Love songs?


im a very picky nightcore listener


Lemme check


sad songs are ew


i got a gud song


love songs too


unless its japanese so i dont understand


all the love songs i listen too is sad boys who are single


and japanese sounds cute


i also love songs that r like gaming songs u know?


i like many many many things


but they're usually less popular


that kawaii bass sounds like a game main song


Yee me too


i like songs from sdvx


ok did a little spam of songs


Winty I might skip it when it reaches half way bc this is like an hour


and i gotta leave in like an hour thirty


alright ill go back to watching youtube


bai bai kitsuu


baii


i kinda wanna update my server


aaa


what would you even change


the layout ig


for the channels?


roles?


but im toolazy i need to change banners


i wanna change colorto brown


:c


hmmm i wonder what that color reminds me of


totally not some type of sweet


pink is notmy type


you could do a vote over it


ohkai


actually i will


do the vote or just change it


there


pings


you may want to specify what its for


yey


i actally wanna host a giveaway


without pinging anyone


to see whos active


what do you want to give out w


nitro


interesting


little overkill in my opinion


could do a reactable that gives server creds just not ping about it and see how many people react too it and get it


but whatever works


salty is so salty


indeed


nah


Mhmm


daddy why u cute


o hold up your now one of the children too


since w h e n


like 23 days


dunno


bruh im blind af


rip


just checked


since monday


damm


so 2 days


wild


thats why i keep bullying james and calling him oniichan


chan is only used by little kids


your supposed to say oniisan now


no


look at Umaru for example


Wait what


ok thats anime


she's like 16 and uses oniichan


so what


anime is different then actual Japanese culture


gurk


weebs


big angy


OH WAIT


somehow i get triggered n offended if u used the term daddy towards vindy:c


SADGRE


i forgot your still young kitsu


so it works


oof


im 13 and he's older


so yea


its not the matter of them being older


but eh


thought u were 16


its not like i was 20


me?


What's happening


ur ish a smol baby


did u think i was 16?


we shall protecc the children


yes


I thought you were at least 1514


what


i say im the youngest here all the time


thought umeant in family rp


wait hol up how old am i im legit pulling a blank rn


no i mean irl


if i was born 03 then


16 ok


damn


i feelold


I am old


starry go away


im born in 2006


And I thought I was young.


all of u


or as people say


go away


the last good generation


me too vindy


im


go n cri


Well I was 17 when I started University. So I was young at the time.


wheeze


Waaah


i got somuch old ppl in my class


not old


but like hey older than me


i feel left out


im usually one of the youngest in my class


some of t hem r married


same


sum have children


then theres me


usually


im one of the youngest


ask ur self vindy


Hm?


ur friends islike wat


25 and ur a smol baby


Yeah. I know.;;


well i have two friends and they areover 30


ima


lmao


But hey. I'd be one of the youngest to have two degrees.


And a master's.


actually people who are 20 rsonice


but imafraid of being rejected


You will never know unless you talk to em.


im scareddd


Done fear rejection.


Don't


wait what


from what ive seen in squad, 20 year olds are either the worst or the best people


they look cooi dunno if i will fit in with them


welcome


this whole time I thought wind and crust were dating


We are.


confusing me


wtf


how did we confused chu doe


She's talking about making friends in class.


lmao


I'm slow


imagine dating someone


She's afraid of being rejected from groups.


winty likes 30 yr old men


smh my head


how did our relationship result in diss conversation


making friends at school is one of the most scariest things i stg


i like 16 year old guys..


I like people


actually i canmake friends but they are just not my type


i mean


30 yr women who arent karens or crusty


mmm


im45 years old guys


yes i tryto make myself younger


crusty


dam your almost as old as my dad wth


And Im 69


NICE


me and vindy catfished you guys


we used voice changer


oh dang


idc u can still be my parents


bruh i feel fooled


LMAO


anyway that would mean you didnt have james at 4


Voice synthesizer.


yes


u can telly vindy isliving at homealone


loner


jk


Ey.


waaa


ima cm


dw


i thought u said boner at first


I can live happily single.


XD


WAAA SO MEAN


pan y


y doe


imagine having some one who loved u


bc


WintyHeart .


I have a room only for my suits.


I am happy.


hes havin a naughty thoughts


Lmao


damn suits arent bad


ima move my bed to ur suits room


why


just sleep together


smh


Stonks


save money


space


lmao


stay safer


home protection via vindy


mhm


Hiyaaah


Ok im bored


wait omg in that emote is noire from neptunia


then like


sext vindy or sum


Its not from neptunia


ye it is


wth


what


it was an edited photo


Its that girl


The blue hair


thats from


konosuba


shes aqua


yep


Yeah aqua


Das one


ima go and work yall r distractors


I can't... move


Bed.. too.. comfy.


Bai! WintyHeart .


Uts gonna be 12pm btw


Ohhh shiittt


bruh


Storms outta bed


did yall just ignore my suggestion


smh smh


i wish my bed was comfy


i woke up today and my arm fricking hurts cuz of it


get new bed


my bed used to be comfy but i move around and apparently attack things in my sleep so its kinda oofed


too expensive


Ikr!


i use blankets to make my bed more comfy


and it kinda helps


I was searching for a bed and I saw this one. Had a remote and could elevate and adjust.


Fecking asked the price and it was like S10,000.


That's just for a single.


Well it was two. Each 5k but they sell in pairs.


Sucks.


im literally too tall for my bed and im 167cm


That must be some short bed.


like my feet hang a bit so i gotta sleep like a fetus


the floor is comfy too


Carpet?


sometimes i prefer the floor bc its a lot cooler


not for me


in my room yes


at my dads apartment its hard wood


Cold


mine's hard af


cuz im in the basement


my floor


man imagine having a basement i only got a crawl space


also my bed is so small i fall off of it pretty often


id love to sleep in a closet or sumn


Maybe get a new bed?


like a closet with stuff inside that feels like a bed


id fricking love this


cuz then i have no reason to be scared of the dark or smn


are you afraid of the dark or not knowing whats in it


not knowing whats in it


then more fear of the unknown then dark


like sometimes when i think about spooky stuff ill just stare at my closet


and not be able to sleep


cuz im big scared


my house will make the loudest noise if you step into the hallway at night


so it freaks me out every time i go out or someone else does


mine is the staircase


oh the staircase is worse


its tsar bomba


In the kitchen we have like 5 windows


sooo loud


and i always feel like something is watching me while im making a midnight snack


oh we put curtains in front of them


like honestly i hate it so much when people can see through my windows


always feels as if someone is watching my computer screen and things


That freaks me out. Not knowing when someone is watching you or not.


i feel people look through my webcam and see what im doin


which freaks me out


SAME


I cover mine now


sometimes i just do a finger at it


randomly


Welp.


wym


like this one time my sister came into my room at 4am to ask if i wanted any food and i fell off my chair


another one tho


wearing headphones and listening to music


when i see my dad walk into my room late at night


and hearing a sound from the house


Damb.


bruhhh


i always think welp, my time has come


I felt that.


omg hi ouchiess


wassup


Hiii


Hello, Ouchiess


hoi


This talk reminded me of the rats in my house used to be a whole family of them here


i also currently have a mice issue


Welcome


this reminds me of one time when i hear a rat on the floor above


in the roof, in between walls, destroyed the inner ceiling in my bathroom


i got so terrified


Welcome.


welcome


a whole chuck of the ceiling is missing


yeah


And goodbye!


and there's tons of chips on my floor


rip


goodbye


i also see spiders a lot


Fricc spiders, bro.


i dont have anything for spiders


they cool ig


spiders keep the flies at bay


i just like to capture them and scare them


they eat all the pesky flies so i appreciate them


.pic


mhm starry gets it


ok ok spider webs tho


.picj


when i run into a spider web


AAAHHH!


bruh e e e e e


im scared of bugs in general


i just feels gross like... Im ticklish... I feel it everywhere ewww


never ending tickles lmao


i got used to bugs bc i camp in horrible tents


and i have to sleep with spiders all the time


oof


LMAO


i just scare them


Yup.


I'll take my slipper and W H A C K.


or try to kill them in creative ways


Damb.


one time i saw one in the sink


so i put something that blocks it and made water fall


and drown it


there was once a black widow that lowered itself on a web onto my nose


EWWW


ansndbrjrdkkednfDKFNN


i had like... Personal attention from a spider


AAAHHH!


im not talking about THESE kinds of spiders


ew spiders


im talking about tiny tiny spiders


the harmless, fun to torture/kill ones


Kistu, you're an interesting sister.


hehe


yeah everybody gangstar until the poisonous spider join chat


Smh


Deadass.


everybody gangsta till i bring the gun and my gamer juice


Everybody gangsta until they're dead.


everybody gangsta till i bring a grenade


to kill a spider


Lmao.


a smoke grenade so it chokes and dies


OHH omg one time i was looking for coconut flakes in the kitchen cupboards and a rat was in one of them


and we had eye to eye contact for a good 5 seconds


bruh i felt her fear though


Your souls connected.


she was just hungy lmao


Wait


omg yeah


You felt her fear.


You empath.


we had a connection


The rodent whisperer


A spiritual one.


have you guys ever seen a tarantula


irl


yeah nastyyy


cuz someone brought one at school to show it to everyone


I would've fainted


and i tried to stay calm so they wouldnt take advantage of that and throw it on me


i could totally see that happening


Same.


ok how gross can i get with the details?


i have another experience to share


BRUH


my message got deleted


bruh


because of the word


? Smhhh


cckroach


LMAO


hmm


Ok next time say chickenroach


ok so


Lmao.


Epic gamer move.


omggg


Without gross detail i was cleaning out an old closet and this was still when the rats were thriving


So i found one of my debut dresses stained really badly and turns out a rat gsve birth and made a nest out of it EE E. E


ASDKDJjrbfjddjen


EWWW


imagine doing a boy scout meeting on discord


b r u h


imagine being the SPL and having to lead the meeting when you dont know what its about


omg good luck man


im doin it rn


what does spl mean


senior patrol leader


ohh


Boy scouts is doing a online campout lmao


in fb


?n


Omg


Like how do you do a campout on face book


starry u a boyscout?


EW just saw a bug


rank?


alright guys gather round the camfire


Star


almost life


killed it with an empty bottle of choccy molk


The fire is the video of a fireplace for 10 hours


milk


lmao


i was a tenderfoot


for like


2 yrs


tinderfeetpics


eww


why did i think of this


they changed the requirements


so to get scout rank you actually have to try now


all i had to do to get my scout rank was wear the uniform


what do u guys even do in boys scout


oh god too much


so think like


like do u just tie nooses and try to kys in the woods?


basically


ngl knots


are a nightmare


oh god


ok one fun thing i did at scouts tho is i went to WSJ


i was horribly good


and that was hella fun


world scout jambo


camping with the boys was fun


every campout my patrol has a rave at like 3am


why do everytime i hear knot


lmao yea


i think of the urban dictionnary definition


dude


oh it was mega gae too


i remember


we shoved 5 people in a 2 person tent


no no listen


this adult


ranover the same kid


twice


b r u h


with a golf cart


Oof.


someone got their finger chopped off from axe throwing


YOOO


i didnt wanna know that


oh


even better


thats poggers


in Florida for sea base


i was out


omg yay ok my wifi wasn't working


and we saw a mini shark


bull shark


and my friend was like omg dude what if we hit it with a rock


Lmao.


lmao nooo


what if we weaponise it


dude


so he threw it


terraria player


half the time we camped we were kinda high


like so dem fish got mad


and we could out swim the thing


but no


the tide was going the other way


IANDBF


omg it was so funny


he screamed


so loud


when his leg got bit?


nono turns out it wasn't mad


just didn't want sand in its eyes


Bummer.


damn


Wack.


when we were fishing


i would be t e r r i f i e d


i took one of the fish we caught


and i slapped someone with it


i wouldve cried


fr


Lmao.


dude


ok so im in YM now


and we were camping


anyway i gtg take a shower brb in 1520 mins


i was on firewatch


bai kitsu


ew fire chief


and its like 1 AM


me and my boi eric just vibin


and i hear growling


theres like 3 fcking coyotes just looking at us from clearing


Oop


they just want the jurky in ya pocket


we just threw rocks and had sticks prepared to dual them


spare jurky


Duel the coyotes.


Just wack them over the head with the sticks.


oh so one of the things in the scout book is if someone is overheating on the boat


you just yeet them into the water


throw them off


yea lmao


like bruh


Wouldnt they go into shock from the sudden temperature change


Natural selection.


lmfao


They're too W E A K.


ok honestly tho


being dehydrated is wack


Yessiree.


being over hydrated is worse


i hated it


I remember waking up and we left the dishes and the scout masters would've flipped if they saw it


so I remember walking up to someone's tent still tired af


basically falling on it


and telling them to get up at like 5am to go clean dishes while its freezing


yo


did u ever axe bomb


in the end they never did it so we dumped a buket of iced water on them


and omg


always


every bathroom of the camp that we hate


oh


no uh


so we would get zip ties


and go to a random tent


throw it in spraying


oh no


zip tie the zippers together so they dont open it


ooof


I remember waking up to the smell of sun screen


and i saw my tent buddy dead afraid of whatever bug was in the tent


and he tried to kill it


by spraying it to death with sunscreen


lmao


me


I never fell asleep btw


Lmao.


i moved tents


sounds fun


we doing scribble for the next boyscout meeting


Welcome!


welcome


make sure to assign roles in roles


hoi im back


goodbye


Welcome back!


they left


welcome uwu


oh lmao


damn chat kinda died


Yup.


so uh


what is everyone doing rn


ah yes


this is what i like to see


woah


have you ever had a call with your other accounts cuz u didnt know what to do


no lmao


not with myself


i already joined a vc with 5 of my accounts


and all unmuted them


so people heard me 5 times


Lmao


lm ao


one of them thought it was someone with speakers


and whats funny is that


my friend joined with 10 of his accounts


Oop


yooo


i had


the wildest


dream


Sounds wild.


it certainly does


its almost done... this meeting its almost over...


nice


it sounds painfull


Welcome!


welcome


damn this is taking a while


Must be that would.


wild.


Hellooo


hii


hoii


how are youu


goood


das good


his dream


that is apparently wild


VERY WILD.


i did it.


i had a weird dream last night


but i dont remember


its finally over


the scout meeting ITS DONE


all ik is that it was weird


Congratulations Starry, you get a gold star.


Star Scout


Scout Star


yiss


Alrighty now time to join the MARINES.


Typical Father Vindy


oh no im weak tho


QwQ


Mentally and Physically


Pat


Welcome!


Holy Hell.


This is gonna be a novel.


I thought it was maximum of 2000.


Characters.


wat


Oh.


nah


i type kinda slow


thats a lot of wordsss


the dream was WILD tho


Holy fricc.


its a dream so dont ask me about my dream plotholes


Oh oh my


I know.


The terror.


Same.


The last dream I had was very... Lewd.


i had a long dream which caused an identity crisis


and oof


But other then that most of them are boring


Another dream when I was younger. I woke up and was just standing in a black void.


i had one i was fighting demons


Nice.


what


oh i had one where i was falling for about 6 hours in space


Damb.


wheres the word count


I dreamt I was on a landing craft on Dday?


and weird transitions


That was pretty good.


Oof.


lmao nooo


good w


the only military related dream i had was


im in iraq


convoy


Did ya step on an IED?


humvee in front hits ied


Ofcourseee


we get out and start engaging, rpg to the humvee behind


we run to a village, my buddy steps on a mine


and i cant really remember the rest


but i think i got hella kills


nice


anyone bother reading my dream


nope


lmao


it got kinda spook


tl dr: fast spider bit me and turned me into a vampire with covid 19, went to waterpark via ghost train to go on slides with penguins, bit by viper at the slide having to go to hospital, went to disneyland but was afraid of snow


thats a lot to take in


i mean


its a tl dr after all


tru tru


turned you to a vampire with covid 19 i


oh nice your a pm


yes


you're


aslfdsklgbjsdf


soRry I cAnnoT corrEct enGlash


English.


thank you


No problem, buddy.


i was jumping around my house dancing because of it too


wot


i woke but well rested today for the first time ever so ima sorta flex that


Lmao.


sad


welcome!


welcome


Welcome!


HI KOTA


Oof.


HI SCAR@


how long have u and niko been rping in that same channel in infinite love


its been like 2 weeks or somethin


IM


you guys keep dying on each other


rip


shh


ngl i like the quarantine


Me too


i do too


im an introvert soOo


but i wouldnt be here wit out it so im ok


But good news


wot


Eh, it's alright.


i need


This all ends may 15th


CUDDLES


Oof.


maybe for u


you get cuddles?


yea


I was gonna say that


w o t


i just remembered i have a server i never started


pan


wat


you no longer exist to me


lmao


i would be fine with it


if all my fav stores


be open


but they aint


did u not see the convo with alfa i had


im trying to find a hobby other than gaming lmao


no


he gets the e girls i get the irl ones


it was like


5 am


ok


Question


the malls are closed


i wake up in pm


yes jaems


What's an egirl?


fake


the outdoor mall is open here which is pretty good


Oh, brother.


its a fake


guys


lmao


emo girls


this is proof


An egirl by today is a girl that's just on social media, that you can't meet in person.


basically


tru


my fav cuban food place closed down partially because of quarantine;


Ohhh gotchya


Vis versa. Eboy


bro


sad bois


i need the boba tea place to open


just make it


i do


epicc


everything is open for me


but its better there


ok thats true


Nothing is open because of quarantine


like basically everything


Boba tea places here are still open. But we are only allowed for delivery.


guys


Honey milk tea gang


where i am isnt even quarantines anymore lmao


GUYS


wHAT


What


is the human mind


nani


wha


Wot.


valid


fake?


fleshy?


A construct.


invalid?


just organic photo math


a mistake?


oh.


no.


its just a bunch of chemicals and electricity


hopefully not


well at least vindys is


What


its more like


logic gates


Its more like


a neural connection


oh wait thats exactly what it is


yes but nobody knows how it works


Huh


Neuroscience hello


yea


Now if you get your head shooked really hard.


It'd be like beating your brain


i want to be a neuroscientist


well


would your brain be tender?


one of my choices


i thought it was already tender huhh


back from ordering pizza


Lucky


wym lucky


Pepperoni pizza is goat


It becomes solid if you dry it up


ohg


did anyone say


Of course it shrinks as well


neuroscience


what


Yes a bunch of people said neuroscience


yuh


yea


aight


so


Biology is not a science.


yes it is


is


science


Its a logy


no u


hA


Study of bio


Physics and chemistry gang.


yeh


Political physics


computer science gang


Dang I'm an art gang


Comp sci gang


I use to do art.


combat tactics gang


me and james are song writers


I drew a tank.


depression tactics gang


YES


Kek


James I


s o n g w r i t e r s


Yes


Songwriters


I like to erite sometimes


wot


erite


i write books


whats erite


i have like a series


i used to write a fanfic


erotic writing


fanfic


yes


James said songeriters, I was poking fun of it


and ive written a series about an older woman and a teen boy hooking up


Wya


Wow


Are you the star of it?


Ive seen a hanime about that


lmso


Wait a minute


I feel like writing a song now lmao


james


Go shred chief


write me a song


oop


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler like who


Yes I am fanfic protagonist


Or not


o h


but like


some of it is based on my exp


yeah...


Avacadabavado about what


about me


Youre just random


nice


Alright give me a sec


i think


ima start art as a hobby


I am a toaster that makes me talk about myself in first person


only to give up like 10 seconds into it


Huh


alfa


are you not gonna


Whered you get that one from


no u that


No u


my status doe


i call that


art


Wow


edgy


Me specifically huh


Wowww


That's very mean


Welcome!


winty is in her edgy phase


i better change it before ppl attack me


welcomee


lmao


its just a phase tho


Too late


Wow bread thats so inconsiderate


Are you using gay as an insult?


its like her goth phase


Thats not very PC of you


guys


Wot.


Oof.


Video evidence


Hi.


Hey


hru guys


p good


All good.


According to our admin


im questioning my sexuality actually


It's a joke. Alfa


nurse


i did a few weeks ago


sorry if im not the best at english, im still learning


Thx vindy


a jOkE


im pan nowww


No u


I was just poking fun of it as well


No no u


guys


ur scaring the new member


u guys mean


lmao


lowkey


yes


you see my point


english and japanese are so different


Hey man as long as you know the difference between your and youre, their theyre and there, where were and were, youre fine


Thats English


i dont


and i never will


Ingresshh


bc english is bad


what about there and their


and they're


i know the difference


That too


nice


Color or colour.


English is my third language so its gucci


you know more english than most people here now


alfa


arent you like


wack


Stfu random


american


welcome make sure to assign roles Suso


Im asian


same


I live in America


roles


ah


what other languages do you speak


confidential


Weeb.


vuong vyuongg


I dont like my country


You dont get to know it uwu


WintyHeart . stahpp bullying me


seems fishy


LmAoo


sounds liike you dont know other languages


Throwback to when bread said her name was taco


I wouldnt be lying about how many languages


Chinese.


It doesnt get much cooch


mandarin?


bREAd


ik a decent amount of several diff ones


I wont answer uwu


BreAd


what the is vuong vyuongg


You're gonna have to sthappo


Java, as a computer language, would count as my fourth


gtg sleep


I will arrest you.


Night


Gn.


nighty


winty


Gn imoto


WINTy


uwu


WintyHeart . what the is vuong vyuongg


I'm gonna arrest you.


omg omg


if programming languages counts then i know 5 languages


i turned my assignment in


Weird flex


1 min before due


Im kinda decent with C


That's horrible.


And Java is basically the brother C


procrastination master


and i got 100


You should submit with a only.1 seconds spare.


LmAoo


lmao tru


ive failed you vindy


i forgot to do my work


That deserves a medal.


WintyHeart . do ittt


Guuu


idfk wat iw as doing the entire time


Ommmggg


WintyHeart .


Any malicious activity toward the server is forbidden


No spamming or flooding in any chat.


im


owner


ahem


I did the 1 minute due thing as well


you know who else was a leader that didnt follow his own rules


LMAO


Avacadabavado me


Or Hitler


yes


i love


the 8,8 cm flak gun in wt


winty is worse than hitler confirmed


Yes


Gas the mods


w o y


w o t


Idk


Avacadabavado Oi das mean


i like need song requests for vc


yea ill have you know


I JAVEONE


I HAV


wot


TYPE


ok wha is it?


TIMINITE SHOCKWAVE


my grandpa was a electrician during ww2


1 diabetes?


His helmet had two lightning symbols


PanThePanzerMan?


yea


blitzkreig


and his uni


Epic,


ik i wear it sometimes


lmao


What a meme


ikr


Mah grandfather had a H on his helmet.


What does that mean?


Helper


or


Hamburger Helper


isnt that nsfw doe Avacadabavado


pan are u russian or german


both


omg


happy helper?


amazing


stop no nsfw


finee


But its wholesome


Captain


my alcohol tolerance is through the roof


underage drinking


ur young bro


Isn't the legal drinking age 21


Get him


it least im not doing methhh


European countries are a different story


or crackkk


its 16 for europe


but only some alcoholic drinks


Oh well


you dont have access to all until 18


afaik


Hopefully that alcohol wont melt your brain


what its like to drink alcohol


i drink vodka


But hes part Russian so


uh


kinda


meh


Bitter


ish


well i add lemon


Bruh


bruh


what


wine


i need wine


basically my whole school drinks


Ive done uHh that lemonade alcohol


even the 13 year olds


Sounds like a party


u kno wat


i need choc


i still drinkmilk guys


Dude my friend went through a breakup


ik its sad


And emptied my parents bottle of Chardonnay


so do i


i love milk


eats chocolate.


Yes use milk to get rid of the effects


milk is the best better then alcohol


iima do choc milk tn yeyeye


no water is


but i need to finish my workkk


oop


aaa


ah yes


Then focus! And work.


guys


Tea is the worst


Yus


a shame my family doesnt know the difference between milk and cream


Equality.


tea


do you have choc milk?


is good


I drink half and half


wanan do movie event and we all make choc milk


I make choc milk.


we watch n drink


i dun like chocolate


sniffs


Okay


Winners


what


I tried Lipton tea and I threw up after the third sip


it can be s trawberry


yay


who doesnt like chocolate


or drinks


i love chocolate


I eat 95 cocoa chocolate.


loomini. i wanna stab you scar


so bad


Sprite cranberry on the other hand


WHY


you dont understand


damn.


i didnt do anything


That was out of nowhere


doe


im jOkInG scAr


dAnG


oMG


U sCARed me


yOu cAn nEvEr tAkE a jOKe!


Also out of context


wot


scar


yes


when i hear scar i think of gun


Lurk


the real ones call her scar


wdym


her friends


Is she... scary


real ones call her scar


her friends call her scar


real ones?


oh


Yes


aight


Non simulations


inhales


AAA


ok by im gonna work on a server


every time some one types inhale


i think of that song


where its just


When you say inhale


West Virginiaaa


no not that one


Your free trial of automatic breathing has ended”


You will now switch to manual breathing”


How to breathe 101


EPic


COUNTRRRYYY ROOOAADDD


TAKE ME home


this


To the place


TAKEEE MEEE HOMMMEEE


Where I belonggg


gUYs


I belong


West virgins


Mountain momma


Wait


Take me hooome


Country roooad


west virgin very cool


to the place


i belong


When Virginiaaa


West


Horses in the back


Hat is matted black


Wait I messed up.


did you just start singing old town road


Yes


wow


mOuntAiN mOmA!


tAkE mE hOmEEE


country roaddd!


pumped up kicks


I love that song


I forgot who raps it tho


i only remember the first line and the corus


chorus


Walk it like I talk it


i


i know many songs


Same


robert had a quick hand


I have over 300 favorite songs


All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run faster then my bullet.


welcome


guxxi


join us


Here's a song that got ruined:


Renegade


Welcome


Welcome!


Welcome, please make yourself comfy!?


hello:P


bro shes been playing life for only 17 hours


I


Facts doe


not even a day old yet


Rip


the young one learns fast


Welcome, enjoy!?


Hi! Thank you


No problem.


Welcome Ivy!


yoo hi James


Hello Starrr


hru


I am good,and you?


just listening to music


with two my friends in vc:p


Yup.


That's marvelous:0


Doggo


YEEET


I feel like pullin an all nighter. Got nothin to lose


Welp guess it's emote hour


Yes, brother.


Brothers


Brethren.


when are the loops ready


b r o t h e r


Super Devilish Bros.


Scary.


LOOps


100 points


only just realized the banner changed


Hello


Hello there.


How are you?


doing very alright hbu just realized that could've been asked to two people gurk


Doing pretty well.


Im glad you both are doing well


How are you doing?


Im doing good


Just chilling out honestly


Same. And that's good to hear.


Hope you all have a good day/night


to you as well


Likewise.


This is the best all nighter I've pulled in a while.


how long have you been up


Don't pull all nighters.


You need rest you know?


But Vindy


Hmm?


all nighters are fun w


There shouldn't be a reason to stay up.


But Vindyyy


You can do the stuff you want to, tomorrow.


He's got a point.


You need your rest, James.


Or you want function at 100 percent tomorrow.


Won't


You'll also be delayed in the time you wake.


I remember pulling all nighters. Not the best.


I've studied late, but never an all nighter.


But Vindyyy cmonnn


No, James.


Smh


Please, listen to Vindy.


Its good to sleep but idk what time it is for you rn james but you dont wanna ruin your sleep routine


If it's past 11. You should be in bed.


Then rest I shall


Good.


I stay up till like 12 am


Das bad,


I k


oof if thats bad then im worse


I cant sleep doe


gurk


U needs schleep


My eyes dont wanna close doe


Blink rapidly.


Play some soothing music


Or that


are you on your phone right before you try and go to sleep


bc that might be it


Tru


I put my phone charging at my desk.


Prevents me having the urge to use it in bed.


dam such a healthy routine i could never pull off such a thing


the addiction


its too powafull


ikr


Deadass.


Try leaving your phone at home for once.


The internet has consumed my body


Xd memorise numbers you need.


Mine too XD


if i forgot my phone i have a mini panic attack


i dont feel safe when its not with me


which is like 200 bad but oof


If I forget my phone Id Find another way to get on the internet lmao


It's true that we can't keep away from our phones. It's an important tool to me..


It's my payment method, organiser. Time manager, map and etc.


XD


my dad finds ways to restrict me from stuff but i always find a way around it


Bad.


gurkk


Pikagun


Sleep!


yes james


do the sleep


You require a minimum of 8 hours sleep.


6 hours once a grown adult.


Are you a grown adult?


Hmmm?


Bed time.


Father pleeease


I would be saying 9 hours.


No.


Bed time for you.


Goodnight.


Goodnight father


Goodnight, James.


night night


Have a good sleep.


Goodnight brother


Night.


You can see everyone tomorrow.


Ahhh, Screw it.


Me who wakes up at 10 am


Yes I can stay up


That's what happens.


When im at my moms house i wake up around 3pm


Jesus


when im at my dads i wake up at like 6am


Aha.


Same


normal school days it would be 5


My mother is.. much more.. free


I would say.


My father is only a tad more strict.


My grandmother is dictatorship.


sup


My dad is a reasonable strict


The sky.


my mom doesnt wake me up unless i have a zoom meeting the next day


what're y'all up to


Nothing


Just talking.


talking about depressing family relationships?


it was mainly what time we wake up in the day


but ig


Well maybe to you my lifestyle is. But I don't find it so


The only thing depressing is how my brothers feet smell


You get used to it.


Ooof.


I live alone.


younger siblings are


t u f f


Facts star


My older brother is bossy


is it a large age gap between you and them


And my little sister is Sassy


cus like I'm getting out of my teenage mood


while my sister is now entering it


and its a very bad mix


dear god


otherwise we get along very well for siblings


difference is that


Shes super popular while im not


My teenage mood is still inside me


oof


y'all ever get one of those weird stomach pains where you cant do anything but quietly squirm in one place until its over


Yes


YES


I do


all the time


i crawl in bed


and wait for like 5mins


Yup.


Funny story. Anyone want to hear?


I just run to the nearest sofa and Put my stomach there


go for it


Meee


yesss


story timee


We Stan


Okay. So when I was still in highschool.


My friend and I volunteered to help our junior campus, we enlisted for assistant teacher


Me being me, I was very stern, and you would've guest my personality probably wasn't the best for teaching.


My friend on the other hand was the complete opposite.


It was funny, because even tho he'd for the role better. The kids would hang around me more.


And my friend would be called weird.


During sport, we had to come up with a game.


My friend had soccer.


While me...


Bootcamp


There was a day where I told all the kids to get the soft balls and just bully my friend.


I was teaching them Self defense as I'd call it.


Good stuff.


And to add, this was the same time when I called a kid fat


By accident.


OOF


assistant teacher hm


Lmao.


Oh another funny thing.


I raged in one math class.


They were teaching long division.


And I was saying in my mind What the fcckkk is this shit?!


I don't know any other way so I used short division like any normal person would.


oh boy...


just wait until..


Wait was I supposed to laugh I didnt get the funny parts


honestly pretty sure it was taught in like 3rd grade


long division but with functions


wot


but i still dont know how to do division without a cal


so thats a rip


long divisions with functions


what even is that


let/ stand for the long division symbol


/fx ?


like


yeah


yx/fx?


this is beyond my knowledge


im like lowest of the lows when it comes to education


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