...my friend got to championship league


I think


Borrnite


The next generation the Olympic gonna be about gamning and winning 3 million dollars if you get first place


3 mil?


yes


go and check it on forrnut


3 million


actually I don't know how to count so


Bet


but it looked like 3 million


3, 000, 000


For csgo they had a 1 mil prize pool


I went to see the competition it was cool


smh


look


this reporter she's talking to the winner


she asked him


what are you gonna do with the money?


laughs in esports


oh boy


greu messages


it gon be so delayed


him: use it for rent


he had bad accent so


I laughed so much nonstop


everyone was staring at him like. .


Rent these days so expensive smh


I'm gonna cryyy


imagine as we grow up older


we can't even offer a house


here in Australia


cuz it's so expensive and every year it increases its priceee


Im inheriting my parents property so I got that going for me


My parents doesn't lemme work they said they will pay everything for me


then get apartments


not here in Sydney


lucky


cuz I wanna move to other state


WintyHeart . Didn't know you was AU


I am


Australian


Same


yyeyee


finall


lmao


glare LETZL


I'm still stoopid uwu


I never changed


pat WintyHeart .


Hinako note


pat sips n fits


OMG


THIS IS SO COOTE


CHICK


Molang!


I LOVE MOLANH


MOLANG


fml


I want the stickers so badd


but i didn't win the giveaway


Oml frl!


and I cri


everytoem


hug WintyHeart .


FREE


I'm afraid it's hr


her


StarryFlash


is that lily?


The loli one


confusion


Welcome


Yeye


elloo


welcome


Hoiz


how r chy


Me is gud


How is u


good to kno


welcome!


isnt this the third time she joined


well i accidentally got banned


but we already sorted it out so


yea


make sure to get roles over roles


Welcome back


Meow


thanks


I fully watched forrnite World cup


from morning till now I just continued it


12 AM and me and my friends are watching pet vids


IM BACK


pat S P S


Ugh


Im changing my name that was only for mutuals


Nice name


I thought so to?


Guess that I made a wrong move?


Shdhjdncjdke


I miss it now...


Its the best day of the year


S P S lmaoo


espurrwhy is dat:00


Its my favorite cartoon characters birthday today


awww suh cute


and who's dat


You know my fav character has same birthday as me


cool right?


it's roronoa Zoro from one piece


Lance McClain


A character from a game mystic messenger has the same birthday as me yoosung Kim and I are birthday twins


I know that...


espurr ejdjdjd so cool!


heyyo


welcome!


hru


naisu what about you


what does naisu


xD


mean


nice


fk typo


fk?


I meant damn typo


I was asking what does naisu mean


dwww


naisu means..


im so good i feel like perfect im so niceee


hai


ooo I see GOD ASA !


and haii


yeet we gonna be going to amsterdamn tomorrow at 2am


what's that


owo


holland


the netherlands


gosh I feel so dumb RN cuz I ask lots of questions


ooo


u think I kno countries or place names


all I know is that Australia has 6 state


and that's all


yeet yeet


ait


wait


nani


you no learn in schul capitals of europe?


and murica?


and asia?


I do but do you reckon that I will remember everything


I can't even remember what I ate this morning


yes


I legit forgot when I was born but okay


okay tbh i only remember captials of big coutnries


hug navysealz


ish okay:c


puddlinggg


I neeed puddlinggg


have some pudding


I'm here


Hallo


Oop


i got 2 pings


Welcome!


dead;;?


more like sleeping


taking naps


Wake up sweets


omg i got a free cake


slaps you with free cake


do you like it?


he died because of sugar


ghostly noises


i could me a medium


i can hear dead ppl noises


Wooo Wooo wooo


AHHH


pat GOD ASA !


welcoMeS new perSon!


Monogatari series


japanese anime


more like


Weeb


agreed


Little witch academia


aggo


aggo?


akko but in turkish


Noice


Sauce for profile pic? GOD ASA !


its fwee cuz im a medium dead ppl say if you give it free we will make you our king


i could be a writer


Kamisama?


hmmm sauce


yes


Hey.


sup


How's it going?


good


3.20 am


Sounds fun.


yep


Mhm.


a trip to amsterdamn awaits ahead


Ooh, that's pretty cool.


yea


well go to dusseldorf by plane


andfrom there till amsterdam by car


Hope you have a great time.


thanks:


hows it going over there?


Boring.


opf


oof


Big oofs.


Indeed.


e E e E e


Damb.


Excuse


Okay.


Read my mind pls


spx


yes


theres nothing


jk


In your mind..


No?


there is too many danging doggos


ur minds says that not you


or my 100 true power is tired


idk


its night here


Dogs are cool.


not as you


Frick.


OOOHHH


I don't have dogs


And I wouldn't have one


i can be your dog


Woa


Sure then


Oof.


master


i mean whoof


Do you have an alternate personality


yes


Well that escalated quickly.


For that legit FNV reference


God and Dog


cries inside


Okay my pet


You're getting a promotion


What is my name whoof


W h o o f


Well


We'll call you Kami duh


And now you will serve under my command


whoof ok


it like my feed cup


must protec


i d k why am i eating food in a cup


master sama master sama please feed this semi god doggo woof


welcome


Demi god servant


Sounds fun


What is this foreign land Im on


helo


heyyo


Whats up black cat looking thing


i love c a t s woof


I hate cats


Especially mine


oof


Kami


It ate my soul some time ago


You're a cat now


Congrats


i actually prefer dogs


But I ate it back


omg


M e o w


good job


Honestly


i love sheeps


Wouldve been better if the whole soul eating thing didnt happen


Id trade my cat with a birb any time


aw


id take a cat


Sheeps are cool.


i want a dog tho


i like animals in general


but my parents wont let me have a pet


i want a magical sheep


There's a sheep farm across the street from where I work.


woah


So everytime I'm on break, I just watch them as they eat the grass.


BuuuT THEYRE smart


i have a stuffed lamb


I ate a lamb


his name is yamie


I love g r a s s too


so did i


Nice.


wait what


lamb is actually my favorite meat


I like beef


That's pretty lit, fam.


Or bacon


i like chicken


kurban holiday is near


chickens are adorable


Creepers are cool


Oh Kami


Youre the second person to say that word today


You celebrate Qurban?


Sure


i can get money


Money holidays are best holidays


U are right


Yup.


Kami?


puddling?


meow?


You celebrate qurban?


sure why not?


Blind


im in turkey


Puddling is


Turkish food is good


Especially those uhh


No its not


Things


Kebap is nice true


Yes


That


Well


but the noodles


Are you a Muslim tho


yep


Noodles


but i think nuns are cool


Japan makes the best noodles


Instant


i like chinese noodles too


Creeper


Aw man


I need to stop


Ahh


This demi god a Muslim


Im sleep


Kcya


D e m i g o d


Cya


Anyway Kami


bye


Uhh


puddling?


let's be friend


Id love to


i will back in 10 minutes i guess” bye


Let's do it


Byee


well, bacc


Welcome bacc


caca


Real smooth


caca?


Bricked


u are semi dead


semi dead indeed


just learned girls exist in real life


That's wild, fam.


Lies


You believe in girls?


We believed in semi god


And a master


Aight


ME FIRST


with my huggie


sad


Dope.


Yes please


Hug me


but im a ghost


But Im dead


Like rn


shall i buy you a coffin?


or would you prefer homemade cremaritisation?


or however it is typed?


hugs master


dies


respawns


buys coffin


I'm alive!


you lost yar stats


and items


you didnt have keep inventory setting on


collects items


I made backups


now i have puddings


evil laughter


Too bad


hugs you


b o o m ?


/ipban navysealz


i am unkillable


i a m i m m o r t a l


and im am iron face


You got IP banned


oh shiet


nani is that


snap


ono i died


/gayify Ky


Well then.


Get behind me kami


We got reverse card


goes behind her


you underestimate my power


you're supposed to keep the balance of the force not to leave it in darkness


Its reminds me tales of wind ads..


i am the sin lord


i am the semi god


I'm her master


im going to sleep bye


Bye


Good night


Creeper


aw man


So we back in the mine


No.


Gonna swing smitty from side to side


hug Smitty.


hug sips n fits


BOI hugz


Me and the bois.


i got nu boiz


We can both be bois.


hug Nobu


dank boiz


The dankest.


dopez


Indeed.


Meow


the meow


Heya how are all


very german


for i am in dusseldorf


and good morning


Morning.


meooww


Good morning


morning Ky


ish afternoon here


I mean


NIGHT!


oowoo


It's afternoon here


pat GOD ASA !


;w;


hug Ky


renge


Traen


I hate the fallout 4 nuka world galactic zone


wah


wah nev changes


What


Whaaa


Sory Im tirerered


Same


My schools servers overloaded


Im probably gonna take a nap when I get home


I don't have school till 1st sebtember


Im probably gonna take a nap rn


Yeah same


Imagine going to school weeks early


My vet school starts on August 28th and my regular school starts September 6


So yeee


Schools in like 19 for me


Vet?


Vet school


Like animal doctor?


Yea


Oh


Cool


nah wwii vet school


I get to work with animals yayyy


r u Disney princes


I really like the guinea pig they have in the classroom named sprinkles


Its really cute


And the ferrets


Omg how did you know! my cover as a Disney Princess is blown xd


I love cats


Cats kinda meh


Dogs are the real og's


Like my dog would catch a bullet for me


But my cat wouldn't


Ye


Same


Oo


Wanna hear a kinda sad story


Sure


I dont need your consent


Anyway


So back in elementary I had a doggo


I'm gonna say the same thing when i pull up to your block


And he used to wait at the window every afternoon when I walked home from school


And hed be wagging his tail and all that


But fast forward a couple months


He dies


Nah


Good


My parents were like


yo we going to the US lmao


And Im like


Wha bout doggo


They were like


oof


He stayed in your home country


Yep


And then the next day after I left


My aunt I think which stayed in the house


Said my dog kept on waiting for me during afternoons


Big f


Anyway my dogo is still alive


Im going back to my home country next summer


So hopefully she doesnt decease


She didnt forget mom when she went last month


Ive been away for about 5 yrs now btw


Nice


Yeaeaeuh


It is


Time


To


Du


Udududu


Duuuduu


DUEELLL


Shes got lil weenie hands


I love that Meme...


Would you rather have lil' weenie hands or legs?


Hm


Hands


Cuz Ive got long fingers


I had a hard time playing the violin


Salad fingers?


Yes


Ive never watched that series


Don't...


Save your last shread of innocence!


Ive seen some clips


Same here.


I regret it...


Bold of you to assume that I havent thrown away my last shred of innocence a long time ago


Bold indeed.


Bold


Italicized of you to assume that I havent thrown away my last shred of innocence a long time ago


I will shank you


I havent heard that word in years


wow


I forgot it was even in my vocabulary


Danny D


Will shank you


No Shankings!


Why does Danny D look more Danny D than Danny D


You've lost me now?


Ezzz clap


Ain't no clappin' goin' on here!?


Is it woter or woter


Water or water


Wotur.


What for?


For


Water


Then yes.


Yes


poke Poliard


What


What you want


Nothing... uwu


pat Dodge


Stop


Okay


pout


kou


ouo


omo


Mornin


It's actually midday but whatever


morning here


morning can be whenever I want


Well good morning


Kami


Hey.


Dead? Maybe or maybe its because its 1:30 in the morning an ungodly hour


good morning onii san


morning


Mhmm


wy morning


sup man


I really wanna get better at drawing


But I always get discouraged


welcome


Hello n' Welcome!


Welcome


you can get easily better at drawing


PRACTICE! WATCH VIDEOS FROM YT!


if you want, you can download amino


theres an art community


which'll definitely help chu


espurr YES YOU CAN j


i agree


No don't, don't download amino


Heya how are all


there can be nsfw posts in communities


Idk


naw


aamino hasnt got pron


ive been there for years


well


i have created the account years ago


Don't even try


They read your pms


gmmm


what


Hmmm


theres no single lewd in amino...


Oh please


I send those all the time


mean like an explicit lewd


Been there


Omg lmfao Im in the airport any there is like a subway that connects the terminals and on the doors and walls of the subway were anime cat girls in swimsuits


which world you are in


Idfk i wish I took a pic but it was about to leave so I had to get on


But Im legit not joking


neko


i remember having ftiends


Omg


Tea


Sad


Hi there


Understandable, have a great day


Morning


Whalecum ig


Ice ice BB


OI welcome new boi


Hello.


How's it going?


Boring


Sorry to hear that.


No don't


Why is it boring?


Waiting


That is pretty boring.


Mhm


Yup


What's up.


I m


b o r e d


Same fam.


I didn't go to school today awokawokawok


You should be given an award.


Yeah its called detention


Ha


I'm invicible


The best award you can receive.


I won't get any detention mind you


I haven't gotten detention in a long time. I miss it.


isnt it funny that if you skip school fro a certain amount of time youll get temporarily kicked outta school


well you know how sometimes when you plan on doing something but someone tells you to do it so you dont want to anymore?


yeah


yea


and also when someone tells you strictly not to do something you feel an urge to do exactly that thing


people should be discouraged from learning


New discord update


wow


what does it do?


You can make a folder


server folder


huh?


basically like the channel categories but for servers


WHAT DID I JUST HEAR A MINECRAFT REFERENCE FROM WARFRAME?


you know the mining dude from cetus?


you know dont mine at night?


nope


yes


Avacadabavado I know it


bruh who doesn't know this song


Old people.


old town road


Sounds fun.


Interested


And it's deleted


Yup.


idk random stuff just pops in my mind sometimes and i feel the need to say it or write it


Same here.


women


women exist


women exist here


Yes


I am


hiz


hihi


Hoi


I need advice


Yos wat advice


the odvice


Im the Elon musket of bad advice


Anyway what do you need advice with


Idk


She didnt really


Hey.


welcome!


Welcome, brethren.


ughhh


i'm supposed to be sleeping but instead i'm on discord and watching ouran high school host club


is that what you want advice on?


no


xd


ok


well then sleep


i can't


then stay on discord and watch ouran high school host club


sleeep espurr


bad mattieee you need a spankkk


I'm a banana


noice


Avacadabavado you finally got nitrooo


navysealzme too


:33 High fiveee


well its pointless cuz im the only one boosting the server


omg thank you!


God dammit I didn't notice!


thank uuu


we dont get perks tho


one of my friends boosted it but the boost went


idk y


it supposed to be 1


it expires when their subscription ends


I would have unlocked the lil 1


ooo


why!


what if you unlocked lvl 1 and their thing expired


will the thing restart?


i think it goes down


really?


I never knew


beepboop


saw UR text


ueu


uwu


I dont even remember what I said


Oh wait now I do


Wait this just proves me right


Time for name change


Yeet


WintyHeart . high fiev


sitting


standing


old server emojis


now that i think about it


i should've boosted the old server


me thinking about


but also gross


kind of like feet


feet fetish


Im going to go


me when i find out gangngam style is kpop


psy noo...


grr,.


we are going


you must be executed


;;mhmz


in yo face


heyo


aye aye captain


the symbot of BB


Ky what do ya mean


B


he means BB


ohhh


Avacadabavado it's he


ye i realized


I'm tired


bored


Same


At a restaurant... again


At 11 pm


You offering?


what no im asking


Oh


My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


does anyone want to play fortnut


no play warframe


Minecraft is cool.


Craft made of mine


mroe like


ok


waaa


wot


@ revive chat


ello


ei


there was an earthquake


god save me


I am that god


oh wait yes you are


im in willy wonka chocolate cafe


can you be a goddess


what is difference?


goddess is some really bootiful female


oh bo


earthquake


yea


I hope you are alright:


it's been a while since i felt one


this one a big one


really?


omggg


please be safe okay:


average is 5.0


it's a 7.4


hugs


thank God there is no earthquake im zo thankful;;


a chance of tsunami


luckily im surrounded by mountains


is it a bad thing?


a yes and a no


does the other place drown or sum thing


yes because i live near a fault and a volcane that just erupted few days ago a no because i'm far from shore


bshjxjdjd


that's SCARYYY


close everything or else the gas comes in


ndidbdishd


it's bad


sidhdjdid


scary


jdidjskkds


I'm gonna go off to bed


goodnight everyone


Goodnight WintyHeart .


night bread


oof im late


welp


yUs baro ki'teer is here


time to ducat


Morning peeps uwu


sujshine


pissing on males


sorry


welcomee


i got a ping:


welcome;


leon sorry it was me whom tagged the active chat ping


I was trying to get everyone on since I'm bored and wanted to talk


does anyone wanna play fortnut with mehh


I have been summoned


welcome!


hii


Yus its weekend


yeyeye


yup


Yey


Welcome


you're a nice drink


And thanks


i love you


Ikr


Oh


I ly2


awww


Yakult make gr8 drink


Yees


bottled yakult


When was the last time you drank one


Heh


there's only the smaller yakult here


1 hour ago


Im in America so


Only small yakult


Wew


Idk any non asian people that drink yakult


Interestingly


btw, why don't you introduce yourself


Hhh


yes!


ya like train


Trains?


I love trains


aww yis


i love train too


Yesss


Trains are great


heyyo


Pew pew


Wow its 12:32 am


go sleep


Nah


I dont meed sleep


oh wow


2 am


y'all in mercia or sumthin


Hello.


hug Smitty.


pat sips n fits


Ky I see youve joined the BBR e g i m e n t


I think we need a role just for all the BB


Aye aye


I will do that tmr


it looks bad


Oh hello


Hi there


general kenobi


Hmm


Hru


Good


Thats great


Slap slap


slap Kassandra


Clap cla0


Woah


poopin.


Fartin


me when i meet the ceo of cancer


and the ceo of racism


@ revive chat


Hiii hii


Hi there.


Tis very bored.


Rip:c


T u T


reee


Reee!


anime


chika


ChIkA dAncccE


I formally request the Chika Dance be added as an emoji to the Server.


ask the smol one for dat


meow


pat WintyHeart .


tenkkss


naan


pat Nobu


uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwu


bruh


anyone


fortnite


ururhrjrjr


NYA


Kyuuun


neko


I'm a cute vampire


a trap


what, noo


yes


Amnyone got some anime recommendations


boku no pico


NEIN


NEIN!


Ky you ish a coote vampire:3


LETZL watch Your name


it's a movie


Kimi no namae wa?


WintyHeart . kyuuun


hug Ky


Do you underestimate me


I've seen it already


I've watched most of the mainstream animo


I need some underrated hidden gems


for some reason that gif looks so animatedy


true


The hair


Hm, sorry but can't think of any?


Mostly obscure stuff isn't great but I get there's the few diamonds in the rough.


pat LETZL


I'm sure if ya look around or ask enough you'll find something?


yea I'm using MAL rn to find some recommendations


Aight I'm gonna binge watch MSG Iron Blooded Orphans


50 episodes bettt


Rarely do I come across animes that exceeds 13 episodes smh


Cool


Sears Warning you for advertising in dms


hi new boi


welcome!


Linkywho?


that person


WintyHeart .


sent someone a invite to a discord


I can't send a screenshot SMOL ONE


ban them


Robbi


yay, I banned someone for the first tjme


I get Admin o wo


Toxiccc


Linky x33


I take my credit for being a selfish guy


anime


Emina


nuuu


wow


Excuse me what


everyone loves papa


Call me daddy


aye


OI NEIN


what


DADDY LINKY Nobu


oof


hhhjjj


im deading myself


ive commited ded


hugggs


nuuu u r too young to dieee


wy is that


wy sad smol one


You said above


the ded stuff


Man


We got blackout


For the whole west part of the island


you live on an island?


Java is an island


Search it up


awww


did it fixed?


Yes, finally.


yeey


I also downloaded Minecraft.


And I played.


oo


on pc?


or ps4?


No, it was on mobile.


But it's crossplatform.


I wanna play Minecraft with people if I can


So that's cool.


but I will play it on ps4 and not on pc


Oof.


I made a little house, and I killed a creeper without it exploding on me.


Aww man


If you're trying to start what I think? No, bad Alfa!


SO WE BACK IN THE MINE


To late...


Yall no fun


0 stars on yelp dont recommend this server


pat LETZL


Cool story bro


Indeed.


Bored


Utter boredom


Join the Club.


Theres not much to do when its like 4:30 AM


Dead to rights.


Yup.


Ha, plenty more where that came from.


Want me to explain my understanding of theoretical quantum physics based on literally nothing but assumptions


I grew up with short stories.


Shoot.


I am all ears.


Okay so theres from what I know, two types of physics


First is classical physics which involves the boring stuff like momentum and whatever Isaac Newton wrote some centuries ago


Second is of course, quantum physics


This type of physics deal with smaller particles than the atom and is mainly concerned about how the things that make things work work


The word Atom originated from some Greek word that meant inseparable or something


BUUUT actually we can


So far pretty much on the right track.


To achieve that we have this little thing called the Large Hadron Collider


It takes atoms, accelerates them to some fraction near the speed of light and smashes them


Smashing atoms together separates them to their basic elementary particles for a short while


I think the term used to call them are quarks


That's how we discovered the Higgs Boson.


Theres a whole table of different of types of quarks, and a combination of them makes up the parts of an atom. An electron if I recall has three different quarks inseparable by one of the strong forces of attraction that I forgot


Now to the theoretical part


Go on.


The theoretical part of quantum physics tries to explain what these quarks are made off of


One of the leading theories I heard was the String Theory


Which is pretty self explanatory... I think


But anyway


The basic premise is that, like the strings of a violin, quarks are made out of different frequencies or vibrations


And what existence is, in essence, basically an orchestra of frequencies


Where this string thing came from idrk


But uh thats my take on what I think theoretical quantum physics is


Thx


bows


I watch a lot of TED talks that was pretty good just for a on the spot explanation.


Eyyy lit


You definetly left me impressed.


Thanks, thanks


Good on ya!


Woo


Boredom is ironically, pretty stimulating sometimes


, indeed that holds very true.


I understand where you're coming from exactly.


But man, summers ending in like a a couple weeks


Its been partially interesting


I learned something more about myself


Which is the fact that I have the ability to remain silent in whatever crazy roller coaster ride I go to


Oh, hopefully it was worthwhile?


Had a lot of fun with my friends


But we only did 2 major things


Maybe 3


Or 4


Good, glad to hear.


Ha, like how it steadily grew there.


Yeah my memory took a little while to process


I can be the same.


After all it's a lot.


Mhm, still hot getting hotter.


Sounds fun


Ya know it!


Looking back at my summertime, it had its ups and downs


But hey I got to play beatsaber one time when I attended this gaming convention


It's bound to happen?


Ah yes


Huh, that's neat.


Ill have you know I take the absolutely worse decisions when it comes to significant life choices


You're not alone there!


I've made some very regrettable choices myself.


Ooh pray tell, if you mind


I love an interesting story


Perhaps Ill share one of my most recent ones in exchange


Hm, fair'nough?


Where to start though?


Ill let you decide on that


Unless that was rhetorical


Well, make a quick story short had a run in with the Law, got caught, payed for it, now working to getting a normal life back together focusing on my mental health because of it.


Definitely interesting


Mines rather dull compared to yours


, depends?!


Add some flare to it.


Well its nothing short of a romantic tragedy


At least for me


Oh, go on.


So little young me was quite interested in this girl for two years but I never quite had the guts to tell her how I felt


But there was this other girl, a dear friend of mine, thats shown quite some interest in me


I was too busy focusing on this girl, who I had no idea about only was really interested in her due to her looks and didnt really assess how I felt with the other girl


Then some fateful night the girl interested in me asked


Do you like someone?”


At a panic, I raced through I thoughts and asked, Who am I interested right now?”


Foolishly, without any concern of her own feelings, I responded that theres this girl, whom I dont know, that I somehow have feelings for


The conversation ended with an Oh, okay


you had girls who were interested in you?


She was the type of girl to stay up with me in a call until 4 am


Held my hand, waited for me in the morning at school


I was absolutely


Should've taken the signals...


blind


blind and d e n s e


Anyway, add insult to injury


Actually add two insults to injury


Oh, jeez.


She started dating one of my closest friends


Ouch.


And the girl that I was interested”,


First I talked to her at the start of summer


We set a date some time in July


So our date was set 1.5 months in advanced


And a week before the day of our date


At 12


In the morning


She texts me


Hey, sorry, I like someone else and I think it would be weird to go on a date with you”


So thats my current situation


how long ago was that


The text happened in July


Of this year


So last month


3 weeks ago?


oof


Its a rather recent thing


IKR


Well, lessons learned


Ugh, my feels...


wel at least you almost went on a date


It still does hurt to see my friend with her, but hey, jealousy is a hardwired human instinct that acts as an incentive to gain an advantage over another being


And theres that


I am feeling it right now.


Jesus...


Well I have no right to interfere with their relationship


My friend actually had a super hard rejection some time before all this


Getting vibes my guy.


Hes the happiest Ive seen him in years


But I wish I had a chance to tell her how I felt that time for some closure


Because Im sure it was love that I simple ignored


lmao tf is love amirite


Sorry for my awful romance life uwu


Ugh, seriously feeling bad for you...


Me too... Im still not over it


Maybe next time Ill wrap things up, at least having some closure should help my heart


Its a tragedy


To real...


I wish I was romantic


ironno


Lurker


what story?


Yes


I just came on


Uh huh?


lmao


HMmm


alfa's love story


Or lack thereof


You know that I ain't have no time to scroll up and read an easy


Press X for Doubt


Well theres no reason for you to read it


Move along the present


Stay away from the past


cries


hug LETZL


No Homo...


hugs LETZL


hopefully someday you do find the love of ya life


I have faith in you


Aw, man...


Ya'll got me feeling all emotional...


indeed


Well Ive learned a lesson


A couple


yes


not have a love life


like me


I'm about to cry from reading Alfa's sentences above IdfK why


CUZ ITS S A D


alexa play despacitoes


No one loves me


Ky


lmao me too high five


I love ya'll to!


no coal to the creepers


no what


Yalll I havent cried in a long time idk why


By the way


Ive still yet to do it this year


Wassup


Tryin' not to right now...


Winty


Oh


pat Ky


I missed


pat sips n fits


Yoshi yoshi


I found a kitten


The word ducking has absolutely no relation to the word duck


pout


I can't even use my pc


Aight, you do you.


4 AM vibes are certainly something


Or any electronic things


From quantum physics to love stories


Well, we've kept it diverse?!


Absolutely


Anyway I havent been able to really tell anyone about that story irl


Perhaps soon... when Im drunk


Well, thnx for sharing it with us.


So thanks for keeping audience :


Anytime!


Good god


It's been 5 hours since the blackout started


Will certainly contact you when I have another romantic tragedy to happen to me


, sure thing!


I'll listen to it


Bet bet


petition to change the server name to winty's therapy server


v o t e


Oh and if any of you need romantic advice Im definitely the guy to ask


well not after we heard your story


I may be bad at my own love life but I have a 2.0 W/L ratio when shipping people


Aw man


Do me please


Aka I was a wingman with two of my friends and hey successfully got into a functioning relationship with said interested girl


Taking that out of context...


Holup


So basically me in memes


Bruv...


But yeaaa I dont really know what to do with my current love life


My friends got a friend thats super cute but shes like... 8000 km away


Uh, wait...


Hm?


She on the Moon or what?!


Close! Other side of the world


Indeed


Well I mean...


I could travel there


I have a decent amount of money


Its just that Im not really accustomed to that part of the world


but is it worth it?


So Id need my friend to guide me


And he doesnt have any plans to go soon


is it worth it? find out on the next episode!


I feel like I am watching a series with how this chat's going.


Its a light novel:D


Based on real life


Sad


Id like to add more details of the story but I dont want to damage your heart any further


Maybe later?


Perhaps


Since its like 5 AM Ill probably wake up super late


I just figured out something!


Wassup


You're 2 hrs ahead of me.


Meaning we share a fairly close timezone.


Im from the future indeed


Yea at least its good were close in time


But youre up pretty late too my guy


Sleep's for the weak, friend.


Contrary to me staying up late, I actually enjoy sleeping


I trained how to lucid dream and its a nice escape from reality


Same admittedly.


The only unhealthy side effect is that sometimes I sleep extremely long


12 hrs


Mhm, it's a blessing a curse.


I get really trippy dreams to.


how you do that


Uhh


YouTube tutorials.


teach


Well for starters


Not from a Jedi.


Its a wholly mental thing


that too


Think of a topic of what you want to dream about before sleeping


Just have that idea repeat in your head


Thats how it usually worked with me


is it really lucid tho


Lemme continue


I developed a habit of situational awareness


To gain control of your dreams you need to be aware that you are in a dream


lmao i dont have any memory of any dreams


You often trick yourself into believing youre experiencing reality while in a dream


Then you are lost11!1


I find it tends to help a ton if you put detail to it.


Add substance to the dream before hand.


But anyway, once things start not making sense, like, wasnt I supposed to be asleep?”, youll gain control of your dream


Mhm


And uh, try to stay calm


My rookie mistakes when in a lucid dream is that you get... too creative


Oh, god... That reminds me off a good lucid dream I had once.


Either being too mind bending or too lewd


Kinda scared me tbh.


But one time my heart was beating so fast from excitement my own body was shaking and woke me up


So yeah... calm down


Mhm, been there exactly.


My dream experiences are a bunch of story of its own so if yall would like to hear that Ill find some time to talk about it


Reoccurring settings are a common thing in my dreams


Like, youd have two different dreams in the same place


I forgot what the heck I was going to say?


yikes


Happens to me often


Best to look back at things you were looking at while thinking about what you were going to say


Helped me a lot to remember my own thoughts


By things I mean physical things or like, the texts you intended to reply to


Ive got a bunch of life hacks from my experience in life


You ever start a lucid dream with one setting in mind then it just decides to suddenly flip in on itself?


Yeah sometimes


I seriously startle myself from time to time.


Thankfully Ive never had a nightmare in my life


I discovered that nightmares originate from your recent fears


I can hear one saying yeah obviously


Sorta had what's it called?


Sleep paralysis?


Yeah, that was a really messed up time.


I also learned a simply but sort of sad way to disprove my fear of ghosts and stuff


Whenever I fear something scary, I just say to myself


grinder gronder gender blender


Given the fact that my lifes been so boring that no out of the ordinary thing has ever happened to me. If I can actually see a ghost, then it would be the best thing in my life, because its so uneventful that this would be considered a monumental achievement for my lonesome existence”


Or grinder gronder gender blender


So yeah, Id be happy to see a ghost


At least it would disprove my conclusion that this universe is absolutely


Utterly


Plain


And boring


I have an interesting question.


Whats up


Ehh idk


Perhaps is the answer to that


If you think about it


Ghosts are souls that have some unfinished business or something


I think


a dinosaur wouldnt have enough intellectual capability to hold grudges and all that boring nonsense


At least thats my take on it


But some ghosts originate from folklore, fears, or imagination


But if someone is scared of some dinosaur ghost thing then it hypothetically exists, but only in that persons mind


Hm, the definition that I am aware of states a ghost as such, so maybe only applies to us.


Lemme ask you an interesting question in return


In storytelling theres a bunch of common tropes that involve antagonists


Go on.


1. Good and evil, where there is a divine existence and its complete opposite


2. Evil but no good, where evil exists but there is no divine existence to protect us from it


3. None exist, there is no such thing as an evil being or a divine being, all are a reflection of the values originating from the human imagination


Oh wow


I have no place in this conversation


Which one do you think reality is mostly based on?


Ky y not


Hm, all have a place in my opinion?


1 and 2 would contradict each other and 3 disproves 1 and 2


Its just a thought experiment I suppose


Loosely basing this argument in the philosophy of The problem with evil”


True, yet that's literally THE QUESTION OF LIFE.


Well its definitely something to think about


I am distracted by how cute Pudding is...


The problem with evil” is some old philosophical thought discussing why it exists


Indeed


Damn, this escalated quickly


Maybe thats a discussion for later purpose


you have no idea


Well maybe you do


Who am I to judge


I do, I've been seeing everything.


See Ive been proven wrong


Yup.


this is like


Its the 4 AM vibes


the craziest rollercoaster conversation of subjects


Except its 6 AM already


Exactly.


It's the big brain conversation.


The Realist says 3, the Philosopher says 1, as for 2 that's in between the two isn't it? LETZL


Anyways, I'm going to bed even if it is 4 in the morning.


Night.


pat Smitty.


Id say the religious says 1, the skeptic says 2, and the realist says 3


Good night


I'll just sit here


Right more to what I meant.


This conversation singlehandedly carried my server rank to 3


Well, an accomplishment in its own right?!


Indeed


I havent been this active in discord for a long time


I used too top 1 in multiple servers in activity


Well timesachanging


I felt to entertain, so you're very welcome


So very thanks


But man my eyes are getting tired


Ive been lying on this bean bag bed for hours


Quite comfy


I noticed that I steadily sit at 6th.


Hm, maybe sleep beckons thee?


Mm sleep awaits


Ill probably wake up in around 3 hrs to eat breakfast though


I'll most likely do the same myself?


In 3 hrs as well?


Depends on certain variables?


I'd hardly have time to consider them present.


Yeahhh I dont have the mental will to think about anything


I might have drained all my big brain juice


Ive been awake for too long


Rest demands me to body


Sleep deprevation has most likely set in?


Most likely


Light symptoms only.


Not as bad as my late nighters


I remember not sleeping at all because I procrastinated a project that ought to take a month to finish


Luckly naps are a luxury I can afford.


Coffee is a luxury I can afford


Ugh, been there before...


Ah, the good ol' cup of Joe


Its not too bad


Except for that one time


I accidentally bought a triple shot frappe instead of a one shot


I think it had around 200 mg. of caffeine


Lemme check actually


It was bitter


Bittersweet


Must've kicked like a horse?


But 80 bitter 20 sweet


Well I had a large bottle of water to neutralize” the caffeine I suppose


It'll wake ya up!


It did its job certainly p


I should probably sleep


My eyes are half open at this point


Ill see you when I see you


Farewell, for now.


Fun storytelling, good night, or morning, rather


I enjoyed the company, sir.


Likewise.


AAAh youre the third person to call me sir in discord


Well congrats on that


But Im actually rather quite young


But I digress


I must s l e e p


Alas, you are a fellow gentlemen as such shall be referred to as sir as proper.


Aha, yes... You rest up now.


Aye, very well


I must seriously depart now


, sir


Well good night sr


poopin.


hide your excrements


pissin.


brrr


Morning.


What up


Have you made your intro yet?


goo goo gaa gaa


copy cat


reported


nooo


Big sad.


owo what dis


Stuff.


uwu uwu uwu uwu


I need to make an intro?


Yeah.


Optional


Woah havent seen you in ages


You finally awaken from your ancient slumber


wake up


grab a brush and put a little makeup


I was on winters old server but never checked it until today and saw that there was another server


Aww man


Peen


can we get some actual talk here


peekaboo


I see you.


i said actual talk


Sure


perfection


smug


why everyone is singing creeper song


what's happening


idk


like in every server I am


what


they been singing it


xD


ur in some weird servers


even in Instagram


I'm not jkin


well


thats because


and MY BRO SANG IT TOO


instagram is for NORMIES


wHaTs hApPeNinG


NORMANDY is happening


REEE


nO


Dope.


Thanks bot.


c re e p er


A w w m a n


whats 225 x 1.2


I know


C a l c u l a t o r


ew


too hard


225 x 1.2 1.2 x 225


Yw


225 x 1.2 225 225 x 0.2


.e?


I think there is someone in my house


oh?


is it you?


no


its coming from the attic


where are you then


constant thudding


in my room


maybe it is the neighboring raccon


eh the thudding stopped anyways


KONO DIO DA


Chats dead


Nani


alic


Woops


The sun is out


I feel like Ive been gone forever


a fraction of forever is infinity


ok smartass


rude


That statement was false anyways


Infinity is a concept and not a number


take that as a compliment for being smarter than me


peekaboo


hii


Heyyo


winty when will we get the BBR o l e


ohhh


naw


ugh i keep thinking my spoon is a straw


damn


nyoom


poopin.


ejecting the unworthy


pissin.


deletedrole


YUS


ima announce it


no


stop


yas


yes


brrr


youre going to ruin my masturbation session if you ping everyone


. JJ     G


/. BB ,


' I


Make us to chosen one


winty put it in the announcement


corpus spongeosum


I dud


did


add me to the squad


yeet


yeyyeyey teaaa


food army


I wanna join too, if that's okay.


food


we got tea, bread, pudding, deformed avocado, now you need to be food


Me?


yes


Okay.


sausage party


welcome to da squad:


Dope.


shall we all play fortnite LMAO


WAAA


lmao did you lose


nein


I didn't even turn the ps4 on


Damb. Big sad.


then what


cuz u said nu


PINEAPPLE cheethburger


welcome


welcome!


blooodeeeh teaaa


Welcome


Welcome.


meh tummeh is hurting


lmao


I swear it's hurting me for no reason


probably I didn't eat that much or go to the bathroom a lot


I ate a lot today tho


owo


howww


hii


this is my mum when I told her my tummy hurts


IT'S BECAUSE U PLAY FORTNITE


help


I'm like..


heyo


lmao yea that too


what's ya hellp


xD


LMAO


how are chu!


erk


Im alright


You?


glad to hear


meehh


I'm gudgud


jdididd


oh my


yo winty remember this?


lmaoo


yas


this is RELIGIOUS SERVER


how dare u bring this Here!


lemme show u a meme that made me laugh for hours


after I came back home from school


memes


hi


Hola peeps uwu


Did he just uwu


OWO


uwO


uwu


WintyHeart . OI


Pinged me


v r g n s


ripu


who care,s


you cant take a joke


sad


Big sad.


Now whats unsettling is of course what multii said, threats definitely violate the discord ToA:P


nobody listens to that


whats toa


ToA Terms of Agreement or ToS Terms of Service are basic rules that grant you the ability to use discord, moderation is at the discretion of the discord team and can remove anyone from their service if they violate the rules


why are you making this a big deal


no not really


Warning signs?


Red flag?


Alert?


Foreshadowing


not that


Well maybe its just me


But Ive got reason to be concerned, two mass shootings did just happen in the general continent in which I live in


Anyways lesson to be learned is that dont make a big deal with your vpass holy shit


And to whoever said that nobody listens to the ToS, many servers and individuals have been revoked access to discord at the dev teams discretion


Hardware ban


i apologize for being ironic as you took my statement seriously for whatever reason


Wow


Nice positivity ladies and gentlemen's


Keep it up and we'll be gone in no time


yeet


indulge me


ding ding correct


abracadabra


i shall magically summon the chat


Damb, that's pretty impressive.


the chat is now alive


bows


Yup, it worked.


now we just have to keep it alive


i can already feel it dying


Same here.


more manpower


Summon the Almighty Chat.


where are the reinforcements


They should be here.


We have a new member.


welcome welcome!


welcome!


Welcomee


I'm bored goddamit


don't k me


Do you know how it feels how


Exactly


Hi bread


I can help


Let's just


Sing


Uh oh


Oh


It's airplane expert


Are you mcas? because i kept falling of you


Wha? Y'know what ok


I'm stupidly dumb


Ky sing what


Sing...


Kyun! Vampire Girl


: I have bad voice so


Cmon


Takane Shijou is bae


owo


doin your mom


Oh.


Bury me.


doin doin your mom


Fine, I'll bury myself.


Just cause an artificial landslide and youll be bueno


Yes.


Ahem..


wow, look at that nuclear warhead.


Wow


gets buried in dirt


i just look at my brother's laptop and he's so much of a weeb that even his cursor says UWU


uwu


Damb.


UwU


damb


Yo I just cut a strand of my hair vertically in half with a razor


I can't think of a better way to welcome someone.


just say welcome


My goodness, what an idea, why didn't I think of that?


oh i remember him


seems familiar


yes


Mm hmm


who could that be


Gee, I don't know!


I think I've heard of that name, just can't put my finger on it.


Guys


Its national cat day


Wah


My cat wouldnt celebrate national human day so I wont celebrate national cat day


I don't have a cat.


clown week is over


clown year has just started


did i do a clown year?


It really do be like that.


uwu


espurrgetvwell soon;;


guys


ye


are you in need of cinge


heyyo


Hey


i need cinge


sorry i dont know what cinge is


Ok then.


I'll check with someone else


o


Wot


wat


what


wot


why


where


when


wair


whai


question mark


dotdotdot


Wit


Wut.


Big sad.


at what


Saying


you cant


Instead I said i


ree


Im bored as hell


I take that back


Im bored as n o t h i n g


nice


You know n o t h i n g


no u


Your names literally testicle


No no U


no u infinity


Im falling into the second stage of boredom


being a complete rerard


Hmmm


Imma do something..


play fortnite


Reee I'm dead


aren't we all


unfunny


no


u


U no


poopy


seeex


.ee


.eee


OOOF


Back at it again at Krispy KREME


weba!


Tenkchu!


whai is the server suh dead?!


;; u just noticed that?


I don't have any partner managers who are active and willing to go into servers and partner


why da bot is not workin


Oooppp


Hmm,.


We need to employ more managers.


Additionally, theres nothing that really makes this server stand out from the others


No server wide events or anything to actually incentivize activity


Mhm


Big G


Big F


LETZL can u do the events


partnering isnt gonna do much


Theyre just gonna join and then be inactive


people can talk and all:


I dont understand


Now the bot words


Works


poopin


WintyHeart . idk schools gonna start for me soon


Heyyo


poopy


poopypants


Ew


Hihi


Hello.


nice


Welp


What makes you say that


ooo


Thats not a very good answer


oof sry there was a thing on my keyboard


rip


What about reality tv shows


Yup.


Theres this show Im watching called 90 day fiance and these people meet people from other countries online and they go to meet them and it usually never works out


lmaooo


that's depressing


I bet you wasted your hours on watching this show


also good morning everyone


morning


Morning.


Morning


OOOga


Booga


owo


uwu


aDmIN abUSe


Nuuu


.e


espurr aw its okay;;


You mean the anime character or a real person?


Its a character in a book


I rarely like anyone thats real


Tbh


oof


same


pat espurr


Awww


Yayyy


same goes with my favorite anime character people ship him with other girls and it pissing me off but now as I go older I'm like nahhh xD


ool story


ool


dont judge


Big sad.


Borededed


I can tell.


UwU


Ive been trying to get my friends to go to this one place at 1 AM but they dont wanna


That's a lot of uwu energy.


owu


Yes


qwq


there's not enough activity lets tone it up


or not i guess


Oof.


WintyHeart . oof, Im at a friends house at a different city rn


ooo


Theres this really interesting place I wanna go but its like 3 AM


what place


My house?


ikik it's interesting


I really need people to come over my house


I feel loneleh


I need real fwiends;;


You can come over here any time


You live far away sad thing


And Ill sell your parts in the black market


ooo that's dark


oWo


sure thing I don't mind:,


just throw me off da cliff


Bet


and I will meet Jesus


Stan lee


and other famous ded ppl


Sure you will :


Death is surely not like a dark void of nothingness


I'm waiting for it


Looking edgy today dude


You?


You always been edgy


You


funnehh


I dont see the funny


did u laugh cuz I did


do you know what's more funny?


YOU


Aighttt


ikr funnwh


I was jkin mate


Ok rerard


I'm bored


Im just playing Guess the anime OP with a friend


Ahh now were bored too


Your boredom is contagious


Its like 1 in the morning


I should probably sleep


okkdkdie


sleep!


Hmm someone lives in the west coast


Yep


espurr u really do need a spank


its 12 in the noon


it's almost 7pm


Its 3 in the morning for me


goddamit


idk how y'all can stay up that late


This sleepover is turning wakeover


when it hit 11pm that's it im tired


Im a zombie rn


w e a k


I used to stay up till 6am


I used to stay up until 2 PM...


now as I grow older I couldn't and I'm always tired and always have headaches


I remember when I was little I would think its so cool to stay up so late


But I actually hate it now


SAME


I like it


I value sleep in schooldays


I'm always exhausted


But summer time is full steam


I like getting up super early because then there is no one else up


I like staying up late because then there is no one else up


Yea


are you sure about that


It goes either way


But I prefer sunlight


I remember I used to be so addicted to anime series and used to stay up all night just watching them


Over darkness


and finish season 1 in like 2 days


Me too


good times


The dark still kinda scares me tbh


I ended up watching kardishens


idk how to spell it but okayyy


same!


I prefer sunlight


My fear is darkness


And natural lighting


Because like I dont like house lighting


But then I can't sleep if the lights aren't off


Same


I have a night light


I hate using night light


last time I used em is when I was like 7 years old


I use one of those salt lamps


The rock thing that lights up


when it's soo dark I see ghosts in my imagination;;


But at my moms house I have star shaped fairy lights


I love being in the dark


Cuz I become the thing u fear the most


I remember when I was in the bathroom I locked the door, and then when I wanted to get out I turned the lights off and I tried to open the door


and it was so dark I lost my mind and seen shit from imaginations


I'm like HELPPP


espurr why?


Idk


My house isnt even haunted


But I always feel like somethings watching me


Oh that would be me


yea the government


jjzjsjjdjjxx


Sry Ill stop


You are starting to scare me..


Well just in case my best friend knows how to perform an exorcism


get a priest into your house


My house isnt haunteddd


I'm just sayinnn


Its just scary at night


I get what ya sayin


I dont think Ive ever been in a haunted house tbh


If I ever see a ghost Ill prolly it


BRUH LEMME TELL U WHAT'S SO SCARY


okay it was back then in my old house


so it was in summer time


it was so hot so I left the windows opened


and I felt like someone was looking at me!


through the windows as I was sleeping


and then the next morning


turned out someone went into our backyward


and stole my dad's fishing tools


JSISJSISJISJSJS


Wow


SO SCARREY


Turns out the real monsters are humans


Thats a random thing to steal


Fishing tools r expensive bruh


Unless its not


yeah but the scariest part is that when someone was lurkin


through the windows


lmao lemme tell u


I had this nightmare that two teenage guys were tapping on my window in the darkness and smiling with a really creepy look on their face


Thats probably me and my other me


I used to get scared of clowns


weew


Aahhh


Dont even get me started on clowns


Ur a clown lmao


youre the entiee circus


Im hiding under my covers


The window thing freaked me out


hug espurr


navysealz you failed btw


listen to music!


hug WintyHeart .


Yes


they will help u calm down


and feel better


nani


Wow I can make anything nonoffensive with uwu


me listening to sad depressing songs to make myself cry to make myself feel better


Did your dad ever get his fishing stuff back


nope never


wtf kinda logic is that


we had to buy new ones


lmao


But still there actually was someone looking in the window probably


And thats so scary


yeah LETZL stop


ikkk


you scaring them


glad that we moved houses


we are kinda safe


I had another nightmare about that kind of thing and it was a creepy man and I walked out to the yard and he started chasing me


The thing is that freakin cats comes near our house and fights


and they sound like moanin


imagine hearing moaning outside


espurr I hate having nightmares where someone chases u


and then start to walk so sloww


feeling weakkk


and then it wakes u up irl


Omg


Am I the top 1 that never gets nightmares


Have you ever had dreams of falling?


like whenever I have a dream about me getting caught or falling down I wake up frightened with vibration


me too


it felt like someone pulled my feet


Ahhh


owo


that happened to me for a week and I was so scared that there is something trying to warn me;;


Guys they did surgery on a grape


yea old news


i only have the thing where i trip and fall and wake up


...my bad dreams are getting bad grades lmao


yeah


I get scared over everything


sameee


Like seeing me fail a test that I clearly just aced an hour ago


I also had a dream of my teeth falling out


I'm still scared of helicopters


Are yall scared of rollercoasters


lemme tell u sumthing about a helicopter


nah


okay so that time I was 13


Good


Its so fun


and I went outside and I saw a police helicopter


I shaped my hand as a gun and pretended that I was aiming at them


I'M LIKE PEWPEWPEWW


A police helicopter landed on our school so that was nice


This has turned into scary stories with winty


Idk how much money they spent to pull that stunt


Good thing this didnt happen to you


Omg


Im not clicking that link


Im too scared


clicks


Its just a bunch of kids pointing a laser at a helicopter and an armed police force chases them


we're the guys fakong LETZL


Its funny to watch its just 1 min


were


OMG THAT'S WHAT I DID TO THE HELICOPTER


with a laser pointer?


Lmao


The helicopter was like flying around my house to see if I was holding a fukin gun


I STARTED TO ACT LIKE I WAS HIDING FROM THEM


oof


I swear I went to hide against the wall pretending


The difference is you didnt have a laser pointer mounted on the gun


they comin


Guys word of advice... you cant escape from FLIR


flir?


I wonder if they recorded me


they probably did


Forward looking infrared, a camera that detects your heat, you cant escape as long as youre alive


I swear


do they actually record


yea


omg I'm gonna be famous


I wanna see if I was put on youtube


most police officers have a camera on them


not everything is posted online ya know


selfies


I just searched up


sydney girl pointed fake gun at the helicopter


I got my senior pictures done


owo


Pretzel


wot


I wanna be fomuz


You know what


when I see a helicopter


I will see if I can do it again


omg I remember when I was a kid


bruh.


everytime I hear or see a helicopter I used to cry running to my aunties


r a r t e d


because I had dreams about it


I remember when a helicopter followed me and I was running so slow


and got caught


Also I checked your previous pic in selfies and you look way older espurr


the bread?


Wdym?


One school near mine substituted as an air base so seeing helicopters wasnt a rare sight


I look way older in what


In your newest one


Its the hairstyle


wait oh im high


ok


Excellent photography too


Yea it makes me look fat


But whatever


Ehh


Its aight


Imma make this schoolyear exciting


My arm looks like someones leg


I stg


stg?


Swear to god


WIEMAOUE


Why is everyone making acronyms out of everything


LETZL you know there is something called photograph


Idk I didnt make it up


Am I falling behind the times


there is this girl she looked like a model and the pic was so clear


people were calling her catfish


Idk what your point was by sending your previous message


but she wasn't and she proved em wrong


owo


like for example if the pic is so smooth doesn't mean they are like some cat fishes who finds pics on the interest it's just they had cool ass phone with a better camera quality lmaoo


fucking keyboard


internet


cool story bro


ye


xD


I'm bored


Aight


I WANT TO PLAY FORTNIRE


but my bro


is on ps4


I have a worse situation


I have no platform form my laptop so its basically suffocating on the bed


And its hot to the touch


Oh well


use a table


I cant play it so were just playing music


No Im too lazy and this bed is cozy


lmao


mood


Lit, fam.


I wanna try out a professional photo shoot at least once


now that u mentioned moosic


I have a couple connections from the film club so I could probably do that during the school year


No


does anyone wanna listen to moosic with me


rejected


Big sad.


happyn't


Big umu hours


if ya wanna see how I look like go to selfies


Same.


Im bored as hell


Wtf


Do you have a pc or laptop WintyHeart .


im not bored because im too busy eating sand and being invincible in warframe


LETZL Pc


WintyHeart . buy Minecraft


WintyHeart . or play warframe its free


I have Minecraft on ps4


but my PC is really bad


warframe is potato friendly


Ahh well


I heard that it was gonna get graphics updates? Avacadabavado


Among other things


yea it looks good


but still pretty potato friendly


poopy


Uggg


Hoi! uwu


nae nae baby


uwu


Owo


owu


Welcome


You're free to make an intro


o hello


Make sure to read information and grab some roles in roles


Enjoy the server!


If you wanna, you can make an intro in intros


Will read, but I usually don't do intros


welcome!


Dawnthief how are chuu


Hiya, am doin good thankee, how's you?


Btw, information says at lvl 10 Change nickname but I was able to change mine despite not being a newcomer?


Big oofs.


Hihiii


waddup


i am being existing


noice


i am b e a n


hii


Dawnthief also dw about it


Ik that I made a mistake;;


guys


I need fwriends


i am speeed


go out and socialize


bur it's night


go to a party or something


I'm not allowed


wELl tOo baD no fRIEnds then


OOF just found out me!me!me! had a sequel


im just gonna post a message every few minutes or so so i can level up faster


my climb to power shall commence


You're speed


Climb faster


Bruh


yeet


Hello


ey waddup


I feel like a fat pool floatie


nice


Its not nice


so you can float?


Bored


I should probably sleep


no u


oK


Anyone wanna yall about stuff


talk


yes i want to y'all about stuff


F u


Do you or do you not


p e r h a p s


longer than yours:p


Arguable


Ok more serious discussion


Should the fed reinstate the gold standard


oh :


idk


whats the gold standard


AMERIKA


DID SUMBODEH SAY AMERKIA


america bad


np


now what do we talk about


things


i have a meme


this channel bad


can't post images


ik


so


what now


bruh same


oh no i just got a notification that ive used 2.01gb of data


lmao


oof


im just gonna


start monologuing


Gold standard


but very slowly


One line per minute


Dont its painful


yes


EEE


well idk what to monologue about now


im


just


Want an explanation of the gold standard


gonna


stretch


the


sentence


stop


schlop


I was gonna ask for some advice a couple hours later but apparently everyone is simultaneously drunk


i'm


I actually hate you for doing 1 sentence per minute


not


Good at advice yes I get it


drunk


now


Sure


Brb imma just join a call


explain


Explain what


Just google it


gold


Im not gonna talk to you until you stop that


standard


well


Youre wasting your seconds on earth


at


least


i


know


how


to


Im still here btw continue


annoy


you


and


probably


everyone


Else


Damb.


who


Who, what?


Who am I?


Who are you?


Who are we?


Who is the person speaking in one liners?


has


This is slow.


And boring.


wait


Wait for what?


Wait for who?


Wait for them?


for


Mhm


Yup.


to


finish


Nobody


Uhhuh.


Monologue


sentence


I


Im about to sleep now


kinda


feel


like


the


sloth


from


zootopia


ok


now


Im


going


to


speed


up


one


message


every


seconds


Cool story bro


this


is


a


wha


tactical


strategy


Wha


so


that


What


the


chat


can


be


maintained


in


semilive state over a long period of time so it doesnt seem dead, yea i cant keep this up


oof


I literally cant sleep


also wdym by the diamond in my name


media


a


Ugh


I cant sleep


get toaster


My mind just decided to ask all unanswered questions in my life


Ive been googling them since uhh


Couple hrs ago


Did you know most countries call pineapples ananas


wtf


i only knew that was it in french


Most countries!11


Lets see


Uh idk Ive got a couple fun facts but Im too tired to remember


Theres a planet that has hot ice?


Its near its star but has a strong gravitational pull so the ice cant vaporize into steam


well i only know you can boil water at room temperature


A Starbucks tripleshot coffee has 225 milligrams of caffeine which I accidentally drank during my finals test last year and my heart was beating so fast


lmao


That was a funny story


Story time:


So I had no sleep during my major finals test


I had to get a coffee in the nearby store


My class starts at 9:05 and I was at the store at like 8:55


Forgot I didnt have any money left in my cc


Friend comes in store at like 8:57


Asks her to buy me some coffee


Forgot where they put the coffee


Found the coffee


Took the wrong one


Didnt look at the can and just gave the thing to her so she can pay for it


Runs back to school while drinking coffee


tastes bitter


Looks at label


tripleshot


fuck


Anyway I also didnt study for the test so I got like an 86 or smn on it


Ok the end


My heart was twisting itself so fast tho ngl


Also Im craving for noodles


Shit


Also youre gone


Somewhere


Idk


Im talking to myself


I love Minecraft now


nice


java edition or other


yes


my sister just flew back from another city and said my aunt said i left something there and it was a ac adapter for a printer


huh


yup


mmm yup its milk time mmm


Yeeet


Oof server dead again


mhmm


a rare occurrence of a life form sighting


EHE


Me when I come out from my room and my family is surprised.


lmao


when i come out of my room


Damb.


LMAO


trutru


Yupm


Ah


AAAh


AAA


owo


UwU


Oof


Still dead


ah look


a person


what a rare sighting


indeed


a passing person, embodied life form


birdwatching the chat moment


kinda sad vro


tru


what


What


what what


what what what


Bruh


Welcome


welcome!


guys


Hiii


Meow meow


It's a fooking cat.


Indeed


Fricc.


Hand me your food, hooman


No. This is my food and it isn't for sharing.


I see food


The cat, I mean


Damb.


ight its time for me to yeet out


Yup.


Meow?


hii


what


What


what what


Hello


Let's discuss train


let's discuss


yes


disguss what


Discuss


minecraft


Train


Hymn


hmm


Like


Electric freight trains


what are those


tokyo train


No


meep


tf is that


egg


meep was a good guy


whos meep


from phineas n ferb


Oof


Hoii uwu


uwu


sorry wrong serv er


actually it doesnt matter


Nice


nice


guys laugh


hug Smitty.


Oh look


People


We need an emoji chat


Where we can only chat with emojis


hug sips n fits


Welcome!


hellooo


My head hurtsss


Helloosss


I just done work experience and been standing on my feet for 8 hoursss


Sad


I just wanna cry I only started it today! imagine me working for 2weeks!


how was ur exam Saku


forgot to say good luck:


I work 14 hours landscaping and installing sprinklers


Sometimes


is it painful job


Mostly it 10


All good! It went alright, until I almost missed an entire 15 mark question, luckily I did it but I doubt Ill pass that question xD


Depends when we get the job done or if the Forman wants to leave


bruh I just saw someone from my school who dropped out in year 10


her name was Allieh sumthin


we both looked at each other awkwardly


she's like


did you miss me


I'm like why would I miss you when I don't even know you, I don't even kno your age


I hate her so much duidjsksis


idk why she was so nice to me


Oof


but like okay


I like her other friend that I met there


she's niceee


I know I feel the pain but the thing is that


there is nothing much to work


over there


The lady told me


Where you live


There's landscaping


Australia duh


I'm doing retail


Keeps you on your feet


Hmm I'm in US


I didn't had anything in the morning is why I was so dizzy


Water


I was starving'


how does water helps


Food


yeah but I had to work no food


I had to rush out to this place


I was only 2 mins late'


Water keeps you hydrated and keeps you fr ok m being light headed


Warm water gets your blood moving


Take vitamins


I bought the coke and I accidentaly threw the lid into the trash


Lmao


How you do that


I didn't know where to keep the bottle


I forgot I was eating chips with a friend


Bruh


she distracted me as soon as we finished the Chips. and I threw the box of da chips with the lid


I had to hold my coke bottle for like 2 hrs straight


Oof


I got so annoyed only drank half of it and bam threw it in the bin


it's sad after that I felt like drinking some coke


On my job we have to stay hydrated or we get heat stroke


Or pass out


I spent 5 dollars on it


LMAO


I think I can do dat


Somebody got heat stroke


wew


On a job site


He threw up like a baby


You how baby's throw up


dats sad tho


It just falls out their mlm ouths


I dun wanna end up like em but like ye


Mouths


jsiskjsjeie


okay I feel like vomiting after u said that


That's how he did it it just fell out


poor fella


Then he left


he's too weak


lmao he left cuz he felt ashamed


It was a 96F day


It was hot like af


Mf


dw


it's gonna be my turn to feel the heat


it's almost summer


Good


Take it


GUESS WHAT


I won't miss it


I'M GONNA BE OVERSE


This is idaho shouldn't be that hot


wait;; before we go, summer gonna start around December


spring is gonna be hot as well


next month


Idaho's weird


It snows in n the spring and rain


Australia's weather is weird btw


Then we have a fools spring


Then it snows again


like in the morning it starts to rain or is windyyy and then in the afternoon it's hottt


lmaooi


The a fools fall then fall


would u prefer summer or winter


Then hard winter


I want winter


Like we can get bad winterss


20 below


You know all I want to is snuggle up around my blanket, watching my movie or playing games while drinking hot choc


Sometimes 30


We still go to school


Like wtf


The roads are like a foot of snow you fr


But I love winter


I wanna TOUCH SNOWWW


I only remember the last time I touched snow was like 3 Years ago


Damnn


NO LEAVE SNOW ALONE


and then after we touched the snow we got sick


My grandma got sick


Idaho mostly gets wet


Wet snow


I wanna eat snow now


We dont get fluffy snow hardly


The yellow ones


huh


I slept through the one day it snowed in my place


That was in 2016


Trip


I wish it snows in Australia


Oof


Go to ala


Its near the South Pole? Just go there


Alaska


I shall go there


Alaska better


I wanna meet penguins


Too far


Or russia


u know what


Yh Alaska is far from you guys


since I'm not allowed to travel


Not me tho


ima just go into my fridge


Bro something just happened


wot happened


Yall ever been single for so long your parents start thinking you gay


smh


Yh


Lmmao


I wish my parents let me pick who I wanna be with


and no


I dont sneak girls in no more


bruh if my parents found out that one of us is gay I do be kicked out of the house


Anyways Im a disappointment cuz of that


Same same


alfa


About a year ago was last time


yes


I know that you are


n o


I see everything


with my own precious eyes


No I saw ur mum cheating on your dad last day ago


Oof


I shall tell him about this


Last day ago


yes yes do it


Lmao


few


last day ago.


I didn't mean to type lasttt


I swear


stop boolin me


I will call the polize


I am the polies


You booli


Anyway


You gai


and that tru


I go to dates with a girl


it's okay u dun need t hide your true identity alfa


I am...


I dont know your gender


attack helicopter


Loaf


Your real gender not your fake one


Why you tryna smash


:, idk what's my gender


LETZL no


OKAY LISTEN LISTEN WHAT HAPPENED TODAY


boring


IT'S EMBARRASSING


You lesbo


so you know I was ordering chips


Go on


and then the guy gave me the Chips and a bottle of coke


I said


Bruh


can I have a straw


I have no limits


I pronounced it WRONG SO


he's like


shrek?


Dammit missing permission


me: wait did u think that I said shrek


him: you said shrek


me: No I didn't? I said STRAW


How you say shrek instead of straw


Him: what strow!


They are no where alike


me: THE ONE U SIP WITHHH


I think


he's like: OHHH A STRAWWW


I'M LIKE mf


Go to vc I want hear you say straw


NOOO


it's embarrassing LMQO


Yees


Nah


I was like to my friend


Actually I want to hear that too


Join cc


is it Strow or StrAw


is tell confused lmao


jdid


Know


What


You


Talk about


And the chat dead


How about no


Is it stRaW


Yh


Good job


Did you know the country of Liechtenstein can be rented for S70,000 a night


Its cheap for what its worth


not saying I can afford it


Hmm


Where'd bread go they entertaining


My head hurts


As you poor baby


Lmao


W e a k


Hot water


I cant post picture that's really dumb


Anyways


Is the olympics any fun


To watch


Ahh


I just wanted to go to Japan but fuc


Japan


Why


Shooting and tug of war is probably the only fun thing


So many weebs


A. I wanna ride the Shinkansen


B. Im gonna find and anime gf


C. see if theyre actually pixelated below or not


Uhh


No?


I can not confirm until I can observe it


Personally


Ok Im super bored


I need to wake up at 6


Meaning I have 4 hrs to sleep


I can wake up anytime


Still


Ugh


Egh


Oof


Poor u


I crave alcohol


Saame


I dont have any


Its been weeks


I can buy some gotta ask my sister or brother


hio


I could ask my dad


My dad let's me drink but not to much


Ahh


oh this is adult talk


Like only half a glass


My dad was like ”LETS GET WASTED” and brings 2 six packs of beer


How old you foos


Bad timing cuz my finals were literally due that time


Im more than 13 and less than 18


Close enough


Bread knows


Cant confirm nor deny


Ye


S


UwU


Who cares what your age is


Honestly it was a habit back when I was young


Dont put uwu


uwu?


Anyway


Im bored


Again


Niccee


Me too


I'm just


Chillin


Hmm


And poppin


Slobs


Wanna hear why I dont make my age that obvious


That's true


bruh


C uh a you dont have a girl


Exactly


Double burn


Bruh you think I would leave the US just to steal some kid


br


u h


I'm back


Ot my state


Idk who knows


Waste of money


I just got a new desk


Okay the black market is a very profitable business


You have to think I have to budget and get a hotel and rent a car


The only downside is you have a higher chance to die


Okay it doesnt need to be just one kid


Like


You could have multiple accounts and bait a ton of kids


Ez


Money


Organs n shit


Ehh


Yknow


Every small business starts off with the owners money


No one would waste their time


if you want to earn money easily


there is this job called


choc eater


Sell drugs


The global black market is estimated to be worth S650 billion


You just gotta test choc and get paid bich


smh choc eating is for fAt people


Source: World Economic Forum, 2016


I love choc


whyyy


Very successful


fAt


I need money too


give me advice


Its stank


So many stoners in idaho


get a job


then stonks


I can't I'm. not allowed


I sell coke too


dad said I'm tOo yoUnG


oof


Sell your body ez


When I make it


And shrooms


Acid


Be the next uHh


well he said get a job after I'm 25 sumthin or whatever


Who was that Instagram girl that sells pics on patreon


y tho


Bell


Belle dolphin


but like people in my school already gotten a job


bele delphin


beel


What kind of job you got


Ye that


like this girl in grade 8 already got a part time job


jeiejdkdj


any


Or you living with yo parents


I just want a job that's chillin


Hmm


I'm hungry af


fuck


Im never getting a job in the service sector


Everrr


yeah


Beans


Waht kond


LETZL im gonna make my own business


Kind


Ok


Cool


how tho


Military doesnt sound too bad


if anyone is interested send me your resume:, anyway I won't even look at your application y'all are accepted


did you know


Please dont take that out of context


I'm gonna keep doing landscaping


Iij make good money


I


watch me I will be a billionaire like kylie


Landscaping bro just play Minecraft


become an artist


800 each paycheck


Yay


MINECRAFT


What


Did I say a funny


guys look


why don't we play minecraft


this idea came into my mind


Im planning to buy a realms


I make more money then you bro


so you know how footnote added challenges


Footnote


Lmao


footnote


I wanted to make an account where I can help people out with finishing their fortnite challenges and get paid


I'm so genius


fortnjte bad


no bish


Hmm


yes bich


You guys are wack


nein


My highest pay on a job was 200/week


USD


. LETZL weak


weak


EXACTLY


Get a better job


yeah clean my toes


I mean


smh you guys are getting paid


That rhymes


I get paid every two weeks


owo yea


astroi don't even have a job


It's good


So 800/2 weeks


WintyHeart .booo


neither do i


but I get paid for doing chores at home


LETZLyh


join the military like a pleb


smh I wanna have a job


Thats 20.8k/year


LETZL I but you dont save your money do you?


I do


HE SPENDS MONEI ON ROBLOX


I have an offshore bank account too


jkkk


I dont touch it tho


Getting paid 2 week is good cuz you spend it all right away


I'm poor and I think I deserve some money


You know what


WintyHeart . I'll give 100


Nobody deserves money


I'm gonna stream on twitch so I could get Mrbeast attention!


yes be epic gamer


and den he will gib me 1, 000!


yes!


play minecraft


You gotta give me smething


join smp live


Yes


jdididsjd


I'm so genius


Ill give something for 100


Got PayPal?


Nah


LETZL be like MrBeast


give us da monei


I haven't got my credit or debit yet


I forget


Dang


WintyHeart . no


WAA


why not;;


dumbass


WintyHeart . your poor


Cuz


this is bullying


I need money for my epic gamer habits


Lmao


Same bout to buy a gaming pc


poor watch me, I will be your boss in the future and I do fire chu


Yay


WintyHeart . then I'll be getting raises


em board


I got a laptop with a gtx1060, its good enough for me


I need money for food


like I swear I spent 20 bucks for a week


I guess more than 20


I sent 200 in a week


Spent


Yeet


smhh if I only had enough money I could buy everhthin


I spend 200 in a month


On food and clothing and headphones and a new phone


Its not much but its honest work


I shall work in fortnite studio


LETZL you flip burgers


Not even


Not really


Hard


Its more academic work


fortnite is yucky


creepee


Yes indeed I get paid to learn


aw mann


Aw man


so we back in the mineee


so we back in the mine


And pull weeds


got our pickaxe swinging from side to side


Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side


side side to side


Side, side to side


Dig trenches


Landscaping huhhh


this task a grueling one


Its an interesting job


And shovel rock


Why not work in real estate?


Or idk architecture


You in college?


Put them into a wheel barrel then run it up a ramp onto a dump trailer


I bet it's like five feet off the


No 3 feet


No 4


Idk


is anyone gonna finish da song off


u kno wat


ima do it all bymyself


Okay


hope to find some diamonds tonight


I'm le tru epic gamee


night night diamonds tonight


Creeper


Aw man


So we back in the mine


HEADS UPPP


YOU HEAR A SOUNS


you hear a sound


7 up


Cuz baby tonight


turn around and look up


The DJ making us fall in love


oh no its you again


TURN AROUND AND LOOK UPPP


i could never forget those eyes eyes eyes


OH NO ITSSS YOU AGAIN I COULD NEVER FORGET U


eyes eyes eyes


I still see your shadows in my room


FYI MEAN


cause baby tonighttt


Despacito


CUZ BABY YOMNIGHJT


THE CREEEPPPER


the creepers tryna steal our stuff again


guys


and thats all i know


Cant nobody tell me nothing


I still dunno why creeper song revived again


Hat is matte black


Don't Be Afraid come with me feel so good to be this free what are you afraid of show me what your made of it's just a little angel dust


Oh its just throwback Thursday


it might be because of jschlatts minecraft parody tier list


Minecraft revived and so did the songs that made it lit af


Isborne is that a song


Yes


DON'T MINE AT NIGHT


It's called angle dust


Has anyone listened to legendary hacker


idk


oh shiet


Its blood was pink for some reason


YEA


LMAOO


SKYDOESMINWCRAFY


MY MYYY MYY


Butter


MINECTATT


MYY MYYY MINECRAFT


MY MYYY OOOHH


I fall in love with this sonf


jdudid


Boutta


Download Minecraft to the school computers


epic


yeet


Oh?


WE HAVE MINECRAFT AT SCHOOL


I SWEAR


this librarian fully got the xbox into the library


Someone downloaded Halo at school and they had a LAN party across the computer rooms


and year 7 was playing it


Uwu


Cant wait for next summer


EEE


Class is gon start again


Fuckin


Lyrics


Lyrics?


SO BABY TOOONIGHJTTT


Eh eh eh ehh


Ooh ooh ooh ooh


Eh ehh


Ooh ooh ooh oooh


THE CREEPER TRYINNN STEALLL OUR STUFFSS AGAINN


Needless to say


help mw


I cant type lyrics while listening to a song


I lack the mental capacity


My room is messy


I'm hunrgyyydydue


I feel weak


I feel sad


I feel tired


I diagnose you with depression


jk


I need food


Hunger


Yes


Cringe


HUH


how


Cuz they look better than me


jimin is coote


I find that pic smexy


and yea


Okay


POTATOA PIZZA


nein


Po what


Did you say


Potato pizza


have you guys heard the Titan music


Potato on pizza?


The opening


Pineapple pizza


Ok ok


POTATO Pizza


here I will show u it


I actually like pineapple pizza


Not the American one tho


Tf ym


WintyHeart . no need


American one


go to 0:08


I tasted little caesars and Pizza Hut pineapple pizza


POTATO PIZZAAA


Ehh attack on titan was ok


Hmm


What ab the music


Bread youre not misheard lyrics


I love the opening


and btw I put captions on so I read with what they are saying in different language


I'm genius bro


What” happens” if” I” put” quotation” marks” on” every” word” of” a” sentence”


MY HEART


OH MY LORDDD


Your heart


WHAT IS THISS


What


WHYYY


Yup yup yup yup yup yup


Why are you killing me


You deserve death


YESSS


Mhm


I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSS MOMENNTT


NAWWW LEMMMEE DIEEE


Ah


Why


life is stressful:


and scary


Lmao


What would your reaction be if a random stranger stabbed you


Would you thank him


I would be ded and thank them in their dream


You people are weird


Wackk


You have enough time to speak when stabbed at the stomach


Idk about the pain tho


nahhh I would be buzy eating my last choc before my death


n playing fortnite


ewww your face


dizgustin


Bet you only play fortnite cuz you cant afford other games


huhuh funny


because they are not as fun as forrnut


Ok honestly dont get why people dont like fortnite lmao


I cant put pictures


OH NOESSS


Okay you have made an enemy out of me today


Whhy


Nooott


You just committed a crime


Heretic


send it in media


I follow the way if the voice


Dont make me show you what Sharpness V looks like


Shout you to death bro


What if I uwu you to death


I cant truly die


You dont have the soul of a dragon


I am Dovahkiin


But are you a manly man


A mage


Did you get the reference or nah


WintyHeart .


Master in illusion and conjuration


Are you alive


Bitch


No


They dead


Smh


Imma go grab pizza bye


Go to media


Nvm


Cant post nothing


I have permission


Dint


Dont


I think you need to get a role from somewhere


Yhh


u do


Hmm


Yall


I want pizza


Im eating pizza


I'm hungry


Reee


How does it feel to be helpless


I have the pizza while you dont


I'm in bed


It 225am


Exactly


Nvm ima sleep


K


Have fun sleeping


k


nu u


I'll be back in 10 hours


STOP CURSING MY MOM CHECKS MY DISCORD MESSAGGE


Thecla I shower with your sister


Ok youd rather shower with an older lady


Bet you watch milf


Yh


Yum


I actually like older women


Milfs


Buddy


Age range?


Uhh 40


If they hot


And in shape still


Sorry cant cuss in this Christian discord server


I flirt with my teachers


Lmao


WintyHeart . what happens if your mom finds out


Wow lmao


One is 26 and she flirts too sometime


Its not a milf, its a tilf


So


Idc


Yeah go for it man


I will be ded


Oh


Well


Uh


Yikes


Oh right


I'll eat her ussy from the bac


she never uses discord anymore


she uses Facebook


Lmao bruh


Yea I figured


and she uses other app which I dunno


but ye


I bet she's studying


cuz we have trails


Trails,


exams


used by Australian folks


DON'T K MW


MY HEARY


AGAIN


MY HEART STAHP


K


That's hot


Lmao


Fuck


do you know what's so embarrassing


I forgot that my mic was on


I was playing fortnite


and I was breathing


like


it's weird


AAA


Kkk


DON'T K ME


sniffs


If I was breathing on a mic my squad would tell me to stfu


You can say alright but not OK, OKAY, OR K


Ok okay k


WintyHeart . yh your a girl


SUH ANNOYING


It's ok for you to breath into the mic


Yes we appreciate the breaths


I breath in not a normal way


HAA HUU HAA HUU


Like hat


not like any other girls who have the soft breathing


yeah


WintyHeart . usually that happens during you km now what


My laugh is weird


I make girls breathe hard


and my sneezes are weird as well:


My voice is kinda high pitch


weird af


I'm still triggered by this lil kid on fortnite


he's like


CAN I GUESS UR GENDER


me: sure


him: R U A BOI


Just start moaning really loud


And show him your a woman


Shi


If I was a girl


I would be hot asf


lmaooo


nooo noo


do you know what's more hot and fresh


it's bread


Ohh


It is hot and fresh


And tasty


bread never expires


Sometimes taste like candy


Yh


When you put butter on it too


I will show a pic of me


here


You made the same joke twice


Sexy


You disappoint


Fight me


and do you know what's MOREE HAWTT


Your bf Vindy


it's when you add nutella into breaddd


fk yesss


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler gimme love


I put peanut butter then nutella


NUTELLA IS BETYER


I put butter on bread


I ate nutella sandwich today:,


FAIRY BREAD IS COOL


Peanut butter with nutella


It's good try it


Yall eat your bread with or without the raisin


I'm hungry damniitt


Same


who loves vegemite here


What


Never heard of it


typing with right hand while holding pizza on left


Vegemite stole my wife


What is it


it's kinda aussie food idk


search it up


Hmm


OMG GUYS


I opened the box


Oh ok


that has full of my stuffs that I never use em


and I see a fookin fidget spinner


don't k me ;


very rood


Rood indeed


very


Ok


Shit just got


Very


Really


Quiet


yass mate


it's better like diss


Listen to music


In peace


Yup


I need to clean my room smhh


I'm saddd


Same


I wanna sleep and eat


yess


fuckk I have work tmr


I kinda am too


ima cry


and suffer


I quit my job


whyy


sad


I mean this is last year


can't wait to graduate


sameee


I'm graduating when I'm 19


I'm gonna graduate in few months


ooop


SIKE


I'm finishing off school yeye


Yh you just said you were 25 I thot


6 more weeks


till I graduate


High school


lmao I'm nowhere 20


ye


You be out before me


yes


My homie gonna grad before me


So sad


I'm be there alone


aren't u and Alfa live in us just meet up


I know you wont go travel to kidnap a kid but would you do it to get laid


But I got home girl


LETZL no


That's why there's the internet


Nudes vid


I guess


Face time calls


Duh


IM THE BADDDGUYY


duhhh


TNNN TNNTNNRR


Niii


sings da music


Lala


Dum dum dum


dnnndndndnd


Lollollalala


I'm


listening


to


kpop musix


nowdays


im


inlove


Hmm


with


em


Mac miller


I listen to


Yh


It does


Ok


Its not incest if I say no chromo


Atul no u


CHROMO


Choomo


Chomo


Chlorine


kermit suxicde


yas


That's sad


let's all do it together


Nah I'll kill you


@ revive chat lets die together


dies before jumping off


How


Oh nvm


A bird hit while falling


Oh before


Im sleep deprived


Cant make sense out of anything


Murder, she wrote


Hmm


Yh she ded lolz


Imma go sleep in 8 mins


Same


I'm bout to sleep too


Aiiight


there is no milk in da fridge;;


meaning I can't eat any cereal


I'm so hungryy


dies


I'll make you something to


Yh eat him


Ooh?


STAHP K MEEE IM GETTING TRIGGERED


Thats what you get for refusing my offer


K


u jelly since u said dat


WintyHeart . you taste like sourdough


oof


good I don't even want anybody close to me or Eeat my fresh bwead


I will


bwead shall live


How bout. You


no you can't, you have no heart if u eat bwead


You got molds


Oof


there are like food out there


eat it


Took you long enough


WintyHeart .yh but


Bread is good with everything


like allie


Make like a grilled cheese


or


Bubble Tea


No


Tag people


LMAO


I'm gonna sleep now


change ur name to lasagna


Why


idk


Hmm maybe


Bitch lasagna


T series aint nothing


but a bich


lasagna


I sang this to my Indian friend that watches tseries


Oof


What he say


she


she didn't care


Oh she


Oh


she said that tseries is cooler


and I said: ?


Oh heyyy


peefect


perfect


Yup


Indeed


perfection


Perfecto


brilliant


naw go to sleep


Outstanding


ima Go and clean up da mess


No u


it's 7pm


Ight j should sleep dam


goodnigjttt


smhh


sleep


Goodnightt


cya


LETZL


SERVERS ARE GETTING RAIDED


OMGGF


IT'S ABOUT TIME TO CLOSE DOWN MY SERVER AHAHSHUWUKDKEIJDJDJD


Raids


Neati


I swear servers I am in are getting raided


FUCK IT'S ANNOYING


Huk


How you know


The servers I am in are getting raided


udusshd


99 pings


K


That's Alito


Thats unfortunate


Ok I'm sleep fr this time


Bye


great


the chat has already died


frick


oof


Every single time Im here


The chat is never alive


And when Im away


It gets revived


lmao


Going to school with virtually no sleep


Heeehee yehh


nice


Hey wuz boppin


I have a big ripperoni


Beanus


Yeah so my first girlfriend broke up with me


Huh


Just showing some support


Mhm, goes both ways.


Yeah


She blocked me on every form of social media too


guess that means not even friends


Relationship didnt even last long enough for me to say happy birthday on her birthday next month


Im mostly over it though


Oof


O noo


big oof


eee my table isnt shrinking


reee


wtf are with these tables today


none of them are flexing properly either


Dam dead


Highest tier big brain gamer moves!


what deku says before he dies


yes


todobaku


Hmm


hii


Heyy


I just came back from work


my feettt


are like


noice


Sadd


bruised


Why are so many people saying noice


because


no ice


Noice


Like nice noice


I actually. say noice in real life


Same


thats where it came from


I've been sayin noice


nise


So how is you joorres


MY FEET


ARE GONNA EXPLODE


lmao


I do need a massage


but like I'm too sensitive


if you poke me I cri


I can give you ok ne


not cri but it hurts me


You one


But itll cost ya


lmao for i sec i imagined you crying everytime anyone says something


I remember when dad massaged my back and broke my spine


mate


if you broke ur spine


he didn't I was just saying


you wont be able to walk


because that's how hurts


Ik


But still


How does it hurt


I felt like he broke it and It hurts when he gave me a rough massage


just


massage the pain away


Bruh


because you know men loves getting rough massage e


I guess


dad said I'm weak at doing massage so he asked me to step on his back


and so I did owo


Hmm


Your weak


and still says that it's not hard


you're


Avacadabavado shut up


Lmao


I can hear your accent


mine?


I'm assuming you got one


I got one


No bread


Yh I can hear that Australian accent


Not thought you was Australian


I have a really weird accent


yes I was born in Australia


but


british


it doesn't mean I have the Australian accent


People say I do too probs becuz I dont talk right


okay this is what people told me what i sounded like on discord


ya got brit accent


migrant accent


nu I dont


yes ya do


yeah but my accent is not mainly British


like kinda brit and kinda aussie


My voice changes


and then a mix of something else idk what


IKR


there isnt a set accent


well


but I'm nowhere Australian accent


nobody has a set accent


Hmm


i saw something


I hate my voice


That's what they all say lmao


No, really


well ya know how when you speak and you hear it


Yup


and its fine


but you hear a recording of you


and then its just


wTF wHo is thAT?


The mic isn't very good if your using a phone


I wish I had a soft voice like Ariana or Selena gomez or Kylie jenner


Ariana no


i remember when i was 13 and i talked to some peps online


hey have you heard her 7 rings song


her voice so soft


She cute but


and i said i was 13 and they think im pedo


SHE IS


I love her


LMAO


pedo


Lmao


Sad


I called a pedo too


Cuz I said I was 18


So they like pedo


Ded


I feel like that I'm one of em


One of what


Ahh


without knowing


their age


I thought you was 14


okay so I played with this folks on fortnite


Or somin


my voice went from glossy to sandpaper faster than my dropping grades


I thought he was 19 cuz he was good at fortnite


well


and then he's like to me chattin on ps4


its fortnut


so


do you wanna voice chat


I said sure


what do you expect


High voice


leaves the lobby


woah did you just assume their age based on their voice


annd


dead


either that or my wifi went oof again


oof


Oh snap


what


Nothing


Just checkin


K this chat died


yep


winty literally just left the lobby


Yh


They did


I'm back


yeey


yeet


I had to wash my body


noice


lul


chat alive


I'm quick


lelz


navysealz WintyHeart .


guxk


fuk


triggers


i am trting tov type


shit


i teied


FUICK


WintyHeart .


WHAT HAVE U DONE


You have no permission to ping Le boss!


Stooop


well


i just did


so what r ya gonna do


bans u


i trird to close that pop up that yells yoi you have new msgs


I'm gonna ban


That's wack


but then pinged accodentaly


guck this gaynoard


SHIET


go ban yourself


who shall I ban


ohkai bye


cya


Nah not me


yes


bans myself


master is gone UWU


okei i stahp


math class was fun


we did nothing


Ain't that nice


now i gp


cya latrr


beye


MY FEET


OUCHHHD


Hmm


did someone poke you


nuuu


Wat


it's because I have been standing for 8 hours


What job your do cashier


i get to sit at my job


I have to dig in my job


And lift stone and shi


gravedigger?


Landscaping


terraformer


so ur a terraformer


You go from place to another, unbox it, get stuffs out, clean the floor with a fookin broom stick, put stuffs to where it belongs, move stuffs, moving boxes, lifting boxes, helping customers


lmao


sniffs


For pipes and sprinklers


oo


today


I ate an ice cream


is it easy for u


I find ur job to be painful lmao


This one time these pipes were 65 pounds and then were down a hill


I had to carry two of of up the hill


that's bad!


Cuz my forman wanted them


I was dying


what about ur back


My back was dead


how much is 65 pounds


Mostly my begs


bruh if I was u I do end up at the hospital


Legs


in kg


Use your legs not your back


I ironno Avacadabavado


MMO?


Made.e lose a lot of weight tho


Me


fkom keyboard d


fkin


ooo how much did u lose


I'm so fhat I need to be fit


I think 10 or somin


Nah nvm


AMAZING


WintyHeart . how heavy


I just drank coke tofsy


I'm just not chubby no more


I weight 55


or 56


plus I'm shortie


It's all muscle and mass now


so if I was tall I do weight more than 60


im all bones and bRAIns


I still weigh 180


Same


it's obvious you can see how thicc my arms and legs are


I still have a belly


it's so bad


ive got sorta abs from doing so much imbo


Looks like a beer gut


but the thing is


Probs is


since i dont workout anything sle


I wanna remove my fat belly;;


else


Cuz me and coworkers drank after our day


someone give rips


tips


You what they say


my abs stick out further than my chest


on how to lose weight


wew


Women are like stakes


no midnight snacks


actually


The best ones have a little fat on them


I don't eat after 9pm


I would be asleep


eat small dinner


no food after dinner


who is skinny AF here


You cant eat then go to sleep


i am


jsisjsks


Sad


that's bad


Get some weight


yeah


Kinda fat


well im 60kg and 180cm


but what if he has fast metabolism


That's sad


I have a friend who has that


so thats like 6 feet


Cant gain muscle mass


also i have this thing


except her


where my torso is short af


ooo


So your short


me?


my torso is short


but


I'm kinda short 5'9


my giraffe neck and spider legs make up for it


Bruh


also my head is huge


like


I'm shorter than u r Skipper


looks like i will snap my upper torso


sniffs


WintyHeart . how ta are you


Tall


I'm very shirt


short


Hmm k


have you seen 13 years old


well go out and play basketball


boi


yeah my height is same as em


Tff


lulul


IKR


but ue


I'm. not tall


I'm very short


what ur height


idk


around what


I just look like that I'm 13 years old;;


I get boolied


So 5feet


I remember getting boolied a lot because of my height


ironno man


Hmm sad


I was sin grade 7


in


and this dude was like


SO SHORT


Midget


lmao


Bruh


Why


oOF


Lmao


and I don't wanna say it here or people get offended


but like


ye


yeah!


bOI


Bruh why


By talso woman why


I WAS ONLY LIL;;


By the Gods


SNIFFS HE BOOLIED ME SO I WAS MAD


well


I actually got bullied the first day of high school


and first clas


I got sucker punched


LMAO


i live in a peaceful school


When I wasn't looking


I told my science teacher to get him in trouble


Then he ran


I loved my science teacher he was the best


I hate people like that


He was taller then me too


Like 6'4


not all guys are tough


Aret


Are


they all are like scary cats once you show who tf you are


cats arent scary tho


and


people are here remember


I Love cats


you can scare anyone


just pull out a gun


don't say anything offensive


I will get my toy gun out


watch em runnin


My keyboard is wack


me too


oh you mean the gun you POINTED AT THE POLICE WITH


WintyHeart . I'll get my AR15


And glock


Avacadabavadothats my hand


I can shape my hand into a gin


And my 38.


gun


well close enough


pewpew


guns are outlawed


I will get my WA


For you


unless u have a license for it


My dad has guns


just shoot whoever asks


cuz he used to be in army


I remember cops came into my house when I was around 10 sumthing


I can walk around with my rifle


With out a license


Just have to be 18


they were looking and checking in case we have hidden weapons


My dad hide his weapons under the closet


like undee


be careful yes? Aubert


I'm scared to go America


Well cant go into buildings with it


because they all hold guns


Only stay outside I think


even if u see innocent priest


don't fkin trust them


well


Bruh carry a gun on you always


they hide their weapons in their boxers


Never know when there's a shooter


WintyHeart . gangsters


I'm safe here.. but


there is this boy who just stabbed a lady


few weeks ago


Avacadabavado depends of what kind of priests


WintyHeart . we gave people dying here all the time


i got to go poopoo brb


lulul


poopoo


We've been ranked the most dangerous city in my state


which state


Idaho


Potato


LMAO


potato


Idaho home of the potato


ohhh


We are known for that


I just realised that idaho is a state name


I thought it was some character name


XD


We hold lots of potato factory's


Yes you are it's ok


I would pat your head lmao


Cuz your short


I wanna be tall..


look


everyone in my family


Lmao


Its good


No it's so bad my height is not normal for my age


no


I'm not


What are you


I'm shrek


K


No words


Just no


Made take a deep sigh


WHAT


SHREK IS BEAUTIFUL


sniffs


u no like me


Shrek is love


cri


yes yes:,


Bruh I like you


ty tu


Shrek is life


everyone loves shrek


I feel loved


wait


I'M FUCKIN BREAD


I'm not shrek


Look up shrek is love shrek is life part one


No no no more


I'm bread from now on


fresh one


Fresh bread


yes yes


What kind


Sourdough


Or banana


im back from poopoo


I'm everything


I mean


Put u in my toaster


NEIN


NEINN


LEAVE DA BREAD ALONE;;


Make a grilled cheese


bread runs


oh look pigeons


DA!


but ur bread


bread cannot run


Avacadabavado helpp


bread is toast


Shush


SHUSH


toasted bread


Toast


BREAD HAVE LEGS


HOW ELSE BREAD TALKS


i enjoy


Buttered bread


yes


nutella


I like soft and warm fresh bread


same


i like the hard crust


sometime I like it crispy


yeee


NUTella


You cant peanut with the NUT


Cant spell nutella without the NUT


welcome to my youtube channel


nootella


ha


Cant spell God without the OD mac miller


checkmate


this is where we spread peanut butter into da bwead


I forgot


it's was from my friends stream


his name is peanut butter


Peanut butter nutella sandwich


he was mean to me for not being inactive in his stream due to school and personal reasons


ood


Hmm


I got sad he even removed me on fortnite


hmm


Bruh


Fortnut


a bad friend


I actually lost all the fortnite buddies


hA


just letting you know that if you see people on fortnite


don't trust em


: I swear you will end up in a conflict with em


dUH


but like I feel like that I'm pure


ur not


I'm the most innocent


puren't


person


u could ever meet


who actually plays fortnite


Impure


tainted bread


yet is nice


LMAO


Soggy bread


I know y'all are jelly


cuz u can't be as nice as me


Peanut butter and jelly


HHAHA


gei


an infection that you cannot rid yourself of


No U


look what have u done


who dat


u made meh sad


that you?


Oof


Lmao


example of me


Short


why you wear those


what are they called again


Your like one inch


stripped clothes


Yh she is one inch


who that now


idk


it's from girls frontline


are you perhaps


The first one is AR something


taking this from another artist


yes


I give credits


Illegal


you say you are artist


but you literally never draw


or produce anything


literally


I didn't draw them


I sent a pic as an example of me being sad cuz u said I'm not innocent


Your not


yea thats because you basically never draw


of course!


winty ur not innocent


I'm innocent


OOH


I JUST REMEMBERED


THONGS


THATS WHAT THEY WERE


OOOHHH


WHATT


what


winty you wear THONGS?


confuzion is real


nooo


She does


LMAO


She showed me


i never knew you had that kink


welp


Lmao


winty is impure


OI IT'S NOT ABOUT CLOTHES


thongs


OR WHATEVER


search it up


Oi I think it is


ima call da polizei


why


I'll bribe them