My stomach still hurts.


Me too.


ow..


i hope it gets better.


remove it


It's okay. I'll get over it.


At least it's not a broken wrist.


well, indeed.


Yeah.


That wasn't fun.


Especially how it happened.


that must've hurt so much..


It did.


But I got over it in time, and it was nice. As morbid as it sounds.


oh.


so, you asked who was the person i liked?


Yeah. But you don't have to tell if you don't want. It's understandable.


actually let's take this to the private chat for staffs, not here.


Yeah, of course.


Welcome!


Hi thanks!


I'm watching the channels u have sm


Omg u have a chat for cute pets


welcomee!


Thanks now I have already checked everything


It looks really soft and without welp racist homophobics so it's nice


aww, ty.


that was a bit of a dark turn


Sorry I just left a server kinda dark


I can delete


Np


Lmao


XD


good morninggg


Wm


And good morning.


i slept at 5am last night i am very sleepy


I didn't sleep at all even though I said I would.


woahh


what time is it now?


And it's 5:47 AM.


you should get some sleeep


I know. But I have to wake up early either way.


ah, well, good luck staying awake today


I've done this before. On school days. So I think I'll be fine.


I hope I'll stay awake.


Welcome!


How is everyone


I thought u 2 were the same person for a second


Oop


late welcomes!


Wm


welcomeee.


hi.


I never went to bed last night.


oh, why?


I have no idea. Probably because I was already awake and didn't want to sleep.


ow..


insomnia?


or idk.


I don't think so.


that's rough.


I'll be fine. I think.


it's 11:58 pm and i'm still awake


well, alright.


i hope so.


i have insomnia so i kinda doubt that.


Omg same time zone its 12am now xD


And yea gotta sleep xD


there was this funny moment my pe teacher scolded two of my classmates for being so loud in the hallway and told them to do 200 pushups. our adviser was like: can you keep it down? it's not like you have grades to count. pe? .


Epic.


then my classmates laughed and walked off, then one of my classmates came to him and said: finally, the teacher i need.


our pe teacher was like: ahh, finally, some recognition. my classmate was like: oops, i thought you were the math teacher, sorry!


i really can't forget those days in high school.


Lmao.


high school was really fun, you know..


i think i said too much.


It's fine.


i just can't seem to forget about it.


Looks like it.


anyways..


is your stomach still hurting?


No. I just ate some cereal.


good to hear.


Yup.


and is your elbow still in pain?


My elbow? Oh! My arm. No, it was just because I holding my phone up too much.


oh, my bad.


No, no. There's no need to apologise, Denise.


oh, if you say so.


chat's kinda quiet atm.


It is. People are probably busy.


yeah.


it's funny when a server is new and it gets active, then if it gets a lot of members, it becomes quiet.


It is. I tend to notice that sometimes.


It's strange.


indeed.


Mhm.


anyways, what are you up to?


hmm..


chat's really quiet atm.


welcome!


Welcome!


enjoy your stay.


Goodnight.


dam


it's 10am for me


welcome


Hello! ;D


Anybody there?


I'm here


;D


hello human, alien, animal, I dont know


I am an angel


Ive never met a real life angel


XX


XD


u have now


but


But?


I'm not always an Angel


I'm bored and lonely


oof


hewwo!


hiya


how are you?


I'm oki


how are u


im pretty good!


that's good


i just realised i have to go home and clean my room tho so


well so far


I woke up


got a headache


got on mk11


and now I'm angry so


what time is it?


it's not bad so far


for me it is 12pm


damnn


wbu


it is currently


im omw home to my house


my mum told me to be home by 8:30 im scared she'll be mad but


oh well


ooof


I'm uoset


upset


I'm arguing with a girl bcs she says she's not cute and I'm saying she is


now she's getting angry at me


Welcome!


More peopleee


They left.


Woah so many people joins here


Wm


And now they're gone.


Yup.


why


OOF


hiya.


welcome!


Where do they come from


Hey there person


Welcome.


hello there cae


fancy meeting u here


Woah you know people


she's in my friends server


Hmm.


I think


yes she is


'evening yall


Hello


hiya


we're both in bakuho


that's where we met


Welcome!


Wm


More peopleee


welcome peoples


hi


Hiii


how are u


late welcomess!


he made effort though


oh


AIO good:3


I thought u were bullying him I misunderstood u have my apologies


that's good tay tay


also


tysm for making this emote


I'm addicted to it


well


u didn't make it but


hi.


sachii bby good morningAAA


what's up?


I don't think I did anyway


Hello


hii, alfaaa.


Hiii


How's your day


your dating now


Mine just started 2 hours ago


i'm good.


you?


no denise and alfa


Definitely


Thanks


if i had a gf and another.boi called her.baby I'm done with her lmao but that's just me


As for my day I just finished talking to some friends


oh, i see.


Did you always end your sentences with periods


yeah, .


I just noticed that


I fail


I shouldve known earlier


Iceboye


lmao.


Yea


wasup


Good and u


Not much just chillin


I slept for 12 hours


Me to


Wow


I know


Greetings, Alfa.


I slept for 5 hours


hey, smitt.


The weather was really comfy, it was raining so I just stayed in my bed the entire time


Hallo heaven


Hello, Denise.


how are you?


How old are u LETZL


I'm doing good. Just doing laundry.


good to hear.


I've been in this world for 16 revolutions


Indeed.


Why you asking


Are you hitting on me


Sorry I already have denise


wowie, revolutions?


sounds interesting.


Oop


I KnOw its cool how I've lived this long


I've been here for 17.


I've had my fair share of near death experiences


Me too.


oh.


Uh stuff


Like how I used to jump to the deepest parts of a pool without knowing how to swim


really?


Almost got dragged by the current out the ocean


That's what my mom said some time ago


Oh well I thought another stuff


Oh you thought I was in a warzone or something


Ye...


I have a friend from Venezuela and she had had some hard stuff going on


I need a firend


Same I have a friend from Venezuela


No body want to be my friend


i'm everybody's friend, tho.


He lives here in the US but he visited it during the hyperinflation


I was almost in a car crash.


wh?


He described eating only salad lmao


exaggerating, i see.


Welcome!


Venezuela's hyperinflation is not an exxageration


Wm


Nope.


Their currency is literally so worthless


And the lack of rights


More peopleee


Like sometimes the government cut the light or water because yes


It's tough out there


And goodbye, new member.


Oof


How do manage to leave so soon


late welcome.


Idk


I took like 5 mins in check the server before deciding to stay or leave


ow, they left.


And Iceboy has departed as well.


Bruh


Yup.


Well I guess you could say


He was pretty cold hearted


yeeet


Oop


Ha! Comedy.


Comedy g o l d


So what are yall up to


nothing much.


you?


Probably do some test prep


well, good luck.


Well I have to wait for my calculator to finish charging


Eating.


I have time to spare to talk to you


:D


oh, i see.


It's almost 4 am


you should sleep.


hi, vindy.


Hiya folks!


how are you?


I have been these last 2 weeks like this anyway


Yeah don't be like me and sleep at 5 AM and miss out the entire day and wake up when the sky is dark


Hiii Nutella


ow. that's rough.


I'm good thanks. Just lazy.


I didn't sleep at all last night when I said I would.


i slept at around 2:15 am last night.


good to hear.


Ah I have to wake up at 8 am anyway DW I won't miss the day


It's 1 in the afternoon and it's hot here in Australia.


Everything is burning.


ow.


Didn't they run out of colors for the heat map


Yes


your all so old


You're


Youre literally 2 years younger than me


Maybe u are the baby


wlw


Radically whips.


I am da baby


I need a coffee.


UwU


I deserve love, care, and affection


No you earn it


By investing


Oof


Stonks


lmao, i


You buy low sell high


Buy high sell low


Buy medium sell medium


S T O N K S.


confused


Stonks memes


Don't buy nothing sell everything and get lonely


wowie, i wh


I played this stock market game and invested in bitcoin before it yeeted


I got 30k ROI


If I did that irl I wouldve been balling rn


really? wow.


Indeed.


Yeah I went from third to the last to number one in most earnings in my class


that's cool.


I miss Nissin Cup Noodles Seafood


Earnings in class?


Yeah I had financial mathematics in my freshman year


Learned how to do taxes and stuff


big brain.


wot


Oh useful


i hate math, .


Same


One of the advantages of being in a business school ig


And I am a science person xx


I love to abuse my numbers


I hate biology.


That's about it


U Sounds like my older brother


All other sciences is fair game


Really I bet we'd be good friends


Biology and chemistry were my favs in school


i love science too.


Uuuh he is much older than u


I loved chemistry


He is 26


The teacher made it fun


We're friends still


Oh thats cool


The oldest friend I had in discord was like 80 something


We stopped talking after a fight though


80 owo


T'was kinda sad


oh.


My oldest discrod friend had 41


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler yo you remember ponk


She was a nice mom


my oldest discord friend was 30.


I win the old friend game yus


I do regret stop talking to him


He was pretty funny


Oh well


ow.


that's rough.


mine was 32


she's was my best bff


Was?


yes


It's cool to meet and connect with people even if the age gape is huge


ikr


your like


25 tho


I'm jokinggg


Who


He's jokinggg


I'm 20 xD


not quite funny, but ok.


21 in 5 days


it wasn't even a joke


You said u were joking tho


so it can't be funny


How do u get the expert achievement


um, don't know.


She's the chosen one


, how so?


i'm not even an expert of everything


I got pinged.


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


I did


I think


lmao.


I asked you a question


What is thy query?


It was relevant during the conversation but it would be pretty random to ask you now


OOOf


wowie.


But if youre interested you can suffer by scrolling up and answer the question


suffer i


I'm not a sadist btw


I havent suffered enough.


laughs in 2 bar


Nut's definitely a masochist


lmao wot


well it's better not to know if I am or not


He isn't denying it tho


I need moar coffeee


Cant confirm nor deny


more


MOOOARRR


Nut got grammar checked


rip


Rest in peace, fallen one


it's more.


Moar


more.


Moarrr


Moar sounds like something youtubers said in like 2012


more like, roarrr.


jk.


Is it actually a joke or it doesn't like previously


ha, idk.


Can I just


Boi


bot commands are supposed to be in bots.


sorry, dank memer's not here.


Iwanna snipe it:c


I sowwy


it's all good.


Woah my college professor just sent a email at 4 am in holidays


really?


wowie.


ksksk


i saw that


Just to remember us that we have the final soon akend


remind


Oop


mad batter is my boi


lmao.


Gonna go to sleep


Night


see ya, carmen.


Gotta study a lot tomorrow


sleep well.


today


good luck on that.


Byee


Sweet dreams, remember to always overwork yourself


bye.


Pain is temporary


GPA is forever


seriously? is that appropriate?


I'm already in university


It's my school motto


well, ok.


I'm boreddd


MoD, a bOt coMmAnd


OmG


Hi boreeed


mod who?


Idk,


I made a dad joke


I'd make a good dad


Dont you think Denise


LMAO.


i think so


Perhaps.


Wh


OHh


Thanks thanks


MoMmY? IM hunGrY


I just caught a glimpse of an all caps message get obliterated


I have a mommy


3 mommy's


Ready, IMA use all word suggestione


actually


okay


gO


Hold on, let me fix my keyboard


Imma go massage myself yall


brb


alright.


Have a good time.


is it bad that I have 3 mommys


no.


mommies


aha


oh


yes.


I wish I had 4


I have 2 irl 1 onilne


my one online is my bff


hi?


uh


I'm not the new York NY and I am so I am so I am


lmao i


Word suggestions


I don't get it


yeah ik it's word suggestions.


Bushie boo k


let me try


same.


taps on p brb


Hey I have a good to hear from you and I hope you have a great day.


lmao, i


triggered because the keyboard's grammar is wrong


how do I use that


I wanna do it


Ooferoni


it is funny, though.


Am so hot water and the other day to see you are not the way you are all good


this should be in the starboard, .


I am so hot yoga by the new York city


LMAO


dude


I am so hot as possible but she would probably need your email.


I asked 23 servers for a huggie


but noone did


will i get one here


biggie


Welp


Huggie


yayyy


Hugsss


I am so I am so I am so I


Hmm


I posted top tier content in memes


no u don't cae


get a pillow


case


oh


well


my pillow cases are always cold


Stop, drop and roll!


Y'all be wildin out here, bruh.


I'm just tryna save a gurl dude


man


They be wildin doe


u broke our convo


I mean yall can always take it to the DM's;'


Exactly.


hers are closed


it


Idk I just got here


Oop


Same.


Stonks


yes anyways


Y E S.


oh sleep on my side


mainly my right


but sometimes on my left


sameee


fools, I sleep downwards


it hurts my belly and chest idk tho


um


we're trying to have a convo


about sleep and heat


I sleep on my back, sides, stomach, and on my feet.


Heat


Hello.


Honestly I do weird sleeping positions


Me too.


hi.


Hello, Denise.


hey, smitt.


Hi bby


hii, alfa.


that was our convo


Big sad.


awhh 33


Man that massage thing I got for christmas really came in clutch


I feel better now


That's good.


well, that's good.


ohno


when you both said the same thing


autoemoji


Oop


mmm


sure


It's a sign.


Hm?


im kidding


WAIT


WOT


whats up haarpy


cae


u scare me


ow.


u read my mind


Lmao.


I was gonna talk.aboyt the age I went to lunch for


about the place


hey, vindy. you ok?


Tired..


Go toxsleep.


to sleep.


you should rest.


Push your limits Nut


wh?


Exceed them and become stronger


same


I cannot sleep. My mind is


till 2 am in the morning.


24/7? oh, wowie.


I want chicken


Wired


ow, that's rough.


Constantly.. thinking


It really do be like that.


me too


ohrly


i know the feeling, vindy.


i eat lots


Deadass.


and still stay hungry


is there like two conversations in one chat rn?


Do you have any experience in computer programming Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


Same.


Make it 3


I do


I gain easy.but lose easier


No unfortunately. LETZL


now 4.


I was planning to outsource my homework'


which is good


I did want to learn. But changed course


I meant test prep materials


Ah thats tough


Its ok doe


Avocado does have experience hmm


Yeah. I went from IT to Business


I havent really tried the language my nspire uses to create functions


lurks


Hopefully its similar to Java


Same, fam.


have u ever soon dororo? and kinda same but I gain then lose


Denise sorry for leaving you out the convo


it's all good.


Idk I do a bit of java but mainly python


You can stay by my side tho


it's a show


well, ok.


:'D


I'm a black hole of constant nothingness that needs S U S T E N A N C E.


anime ofc


action I think


.pivk


Mainly Java and a little c


NEINNN


and horror?


it's so sad though


Convo is going super fast rn


agreed.


Indeed.


watch it


itss hype but f'd up


You took my coins


So many conversations taking place in space and time.


can I add u cae?


awkward


Is that Wolf Brigade?


oh its right there


Jin Roh


I am correcto


lurks again


Haarper's cute being all flirty


cae can I tell u the sad part about the show so u never have to watch it to find out


Yup.


woah


dms or here? I don't wanna get in trouble


Put that sentence in spoiler


already agreed.


do this


do that


you should go to dms, .


or dms


Thats totally fine


her dms are closed


Yall can have some private


time


boi


Lmao.


alfa, n


he's a perv


yknow


Time in private


stop talking alfa no


Ah yes, the times of private.


There was nothing sexual about that message btw


calm down.


Yeah.


People crying every night


I like this song.


Completely appropriate.


istg if there's someone fighting here, i'm done.


yayy thx


See they're gonna hit it off


Noo I wouldnt want to fight


so should I dm it to u or no cae?


dms are better.


yea


Yes.


Bye yall, have fun


Now then


NuT


Oop


Loli.


Do you guys ever just get a sudden burst of motivation but your body just says nah


Every time.


yes


mmhmm.


I get the opposite.


ikr.


My mind says no, but my body goes Driver. FULL POWER!


The two are never motivated at the same time


See that's the ideal


ha, same.


Your body pushes forward while your mind says no


Guys


That's how you exceed your limits


yes?


Yes


Yo.


Whats up


All ears


well, eyes


Ok


So


so?


soo


Back to word suggestions, also, Lemme post something Ina media channel


ight.


Word suggestions mode: ON


Is that a new trend or something


Have I become a boomer


Have a few months ago and I have any attachments is the new year and then I can you have any questions about this is not to the way you can tell t


Perhaps


You became the very thing you swore to destroy.


Let's see if I can get this on the starboard


lurks again


This son is bumpin.


Depression


Deciding if carrots are hot enough to marry


I'll lurk with you this time Denise


lmao.


really? i


Yes.


I love it


I have nothing better to do.


Better be on the starboard BC I tried


wowie.


Someone make her wishes come true I guess


and who?


Audrey wants that message in the starboard


MiNe


Oh weLl


rude name


welcome.


Welcome!


Wm


wow, what a creative name.


it's the complete opposite


Indeed, Denise.


Oof


That it is, my friend.


Big lurk hours


Carrots:


Copyrighted


Air


Rottenin


Rude


Onions


Slavery


mm


I'm probably gonna cry soon anyway


oof


haarper is like the maknae youngest in korean here.


Save the Onion's


probably gonna head to my bed


Defo


They left.


After I told them how to verify.


Anyone good with clocks?


nobody is


Yeah


i don't get it why people join then leave.


Clocks.


My dad purchased one but it has really confusing settings


Wear glasses.


And I have no idea if its spring wind or battery powered


Is it one of those you pull the back pin. to engage time setting mode?


Back to word suggestions, I say a random word and use word suggestions to describe it.


What.


Wanna see a pic


And spin to set time, then push it back in.


That's wild, fam.


i used to wear glasses, but meh.


I have glasses.


Im blind.


Me too.


I can't see S H I T E.


Banana


A


Huge


Soft


Date


Year


Perfect eyes gang


Hmmm


that is, indeed, confusing.


Anyways that's what the back looks like


fr


Does not compute


mind processing


Yes


AAAHHH.


Oh the middle pin.


Try spinning it, to set time.


Or you might have to lift it.


big brain.


Wait. NUT FIGURED IT OUT.


And then spin to set it.


He's done it.


WHAT A MAD LAD.


Nobs on the ise are for alarm, settings and etc..


applause


I think. Try it first


WHOOO.


Confused on the features of the bottom knob


Professor Nut is on the case.


Le doonce.


doonce


Lmao.


dance


I shall use that word


Hey!


That's my word.


Nope


Stole it already


lmao.


I will slap you.


On Jah.


hey, hey no fighting.


If u slap me Denise will cry


I


Hmm...


I see. That is quite the the predicament I'm in.


Downer!


Indeed


I'll just do it anyway.


more like yawner.


Welp


More like dooner.


You leave me no choice


Runs away


covers eyes in slow motion


Radically whips. SSSCCCRRREEE.


Gets police baton


Vengeance is mine, SAYTH THE LORDDD


Epically dabs. AAAHHH.


awkward since i'm the only female and can't relate


WHOOO.


Its ok Denise you shouldnt try to relate to violence


wh


well, i wouldn't call it violence.


Well let's make it violence


Diplomacy


no, no don't.


If you say so


But now the chat is dead


For like two seconds.


, yeah.


but it revived again.


Violence is a necessary evil so this server can prosper


Yes.


me and cae were talking


BEATS ALFA.


and u people showed up


SHUSH.


Excuse me?


Beats by Dre


covers eyes and doesn't open them


I have the power of god and anime by my side


AAAHHH.


Sad whips.


lmfao


, god and anime.


tf


covers eyes quickly


Lmao. Tis joke, young one.


oh, i


Arent you like a year older tho


lmao.


Yes.


Makes sense


And I look like a child.


is that a flex


Curse this baby face.


uwu


curse my face in selfies


ewe.


Cutie


Curse mine as well, Denise.


no, curse mine


No. I insist.


OVER THERE!


Denise that pic is a blessing from heaven


, how so?


It definitely cured me


And diabeetus.


wah


Hm?


I wanted to buy Nitro


diabeetus? wh


Big sad.


Yes. The diabeetus.


Indeed


Denise's pic should be in deletedchannel


diabetes with beets?


i


Perhapsm


Yes beet is very sweet


And yes, it is.


Not sweeter than Denise tho


Hmm.


, thanks ig.


Tis true.


Indeed I would get diabeetus if I'm with her too often


How sad


Curses


ow.


But nonetheless


Curse the diabeetus.


I'll suffer if it is to be with you


I'll buy an epipen


That's dedication right there.


Give this man a medal.


hey, hey. prioritize yourself first.


Thank modern medicine


You are my priority


Smooth.


u people


Real smooth.


Smooth as sandpaper


triggered cae


Sandpaper is rough


awww, that's sweet. but you should prioritize yourself first before you prioritize me.


Like booter.


But it smooths surfaces.


True


If that's what my goddess requires


well, ok.


owo bot?


No.


i don't think so.


owo


wah


NEIN


ZE FACK


BAKARO.


Oop


Damb.


How nice.


Oh hey guys


Remember that one backstory about me being a bank


Hello there.


yes.


I finally got the correct number of points I had


Yes.


is that good or bad and who did u say it to


lmao


You be wildin, fam.


I be wildin indeed


My goodness.


You could purchase other users in that server


wow.


I bought someone for 150 billion


I forgot who it is tho


Probably someone important


Perhaps.


I bought myself for a million


How low do you see yourself?


oh


ohh


oki


Wholesome uwu moments.


i see myself as very, very low.


Touche


Im worth 2.7 million from my last calculation


Welcome!


welcome!


I bought the money bot Ana too


that sounds interesting.


Good old days


enjoy your stayy.


I am scummy boi.


jahh


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler maybe we should implement a point system here


Then I can conquer this server with ease


I believe there was a point system.


I meant give to the poor


Lemme see.


Oh this one where you earn coins by stealing them from people


you


wh?


at


umu


Im quite boredomed


I dunno.


he dunno


same.


Thats ok


Bots or something.


This was a custom bot some programmer dude made specifically for the server


I just know the profile command,.


Unsure if there is a point system.


My cousin's dog just ran into the house and headed straight towards my bedroom and jumped on my bed.


wowie.


Well there should be some use for the coins people are collecting


Yeah.


She was zoomin.


well.


Good boye


Yup.


boy


i


The goodest of them all.


BOI


Hmm.. does it always have to be right?


Grammar'd


my mind always tells me to use the proper grammar.


Breaking traditional writing norms is what makes a successful writer popular


in some cases


most cases


definitely more in poetry


yes


chat's dead again, lmao.


My brain's 80 occupied singing


and the other half?


The other 20


Typing nonsense


NNNEEEIIINNN


how do I do spoiler text


nonsense? how so?


Hans get the panzerfaust!


use that


uwu


text here


how


like that


kid


do i do it


hi


Double


like this


oh


Like this


oh my god


ohh


good


Clap


That took longer than it should have


cae has warm pillows


It's okay we all have different learning paces


yikes


aww


wait


My back cracked


ok um


I'm gonna go


When I stretched


my head cracked.


just kidding.


Wow someone's possessive


I think he left doe


nopr


nope


Oh there he is


What a miracle


though


Chat ded


Everyone lurking be like


mhm


slowly raises hand


wah


Yes Denise


Need anything


I'm back.


slowly puts your hand down


Haarper dont touch


My cousin's dog was just lying down next to me and I decided to accompany her.


she's not yours calm down brother is she?


i raised my hand because i was lurking and i


i'm his, .


yeee


Damb.


wot


what about nate tho


wym


ha, we broke up.


why


he cheated on me.


i


um ok uh


We shouldn't talk about that.


forget what i said.


yea no I think I'm just gonna


Mhm...


It do be like that sometimes


, he deleted his account of shame so whatever.


That's crazy


Yeah.


I said some pretty embarrassing things in this account but Id never delete it


Disgusting.


We already had a talk about this.


uwu


thats an owo tho


Yes.


OWO.


what is owo for .


Wobble wobble


It's an expression


It's an intense emotion conveyed in text


I believe.


oh well.


monocorn


Stonks!


stonks


i


Fonks.


Tatsumaki is still active in this channel


Good to know


Yeah.


ofc, why would a bot go offline?


Maintenance


well yes some bots go offline due to updates or smth.


Oh I thought she got excluded from the channel


Oop


issokthoe


brb, i'm gonna eat lunch.


Alright enjoy


ty.


Have a good lunch.


Cya.


see ya.


mood


Welp guess I'll do test prep kekeke


Mhm.


Gets ignored and does the sad whip. Yeehaw.


You thinknwe forgot about you little boy?


nvm


I dunno.


My calculator is still charging


I hope you did.


charging?


u have a phone don't u?


or is that not allowed


I use an nspire to prepare for the SAT


Graphics?


Nah


I'm programming functions to make the calculator part easy


they should make calculators u only use in class


so u don't have to bring one yourself


When you use batteries.


Their calculators are cheap


and they're ways charged when u go back


This meme was made by the Casio gang


You can bring your own


Nspire superior


TI.


TI nspire


YUh


best boyes


Expensive af.


small price to pay


for unlimited mathematical power


That power is useless without any basic knowledge of operation.


true


of which I trained for 3 years


I'm sorry to hear that your stomach hurts. @


Ive lived with nspires


I had space invaders on my calculator.


I need to download games in it fr


My stomach was hurimting last night


Pokemon.


hurting.


aight


Take some medication


Make sure you have a meal first.


I discovered an interesting habit


Go to sleep, young one.


Whenever I face something challenging, I sleep


Boi


Oh youre not sleeping


GOOD


Exceed your limits


Become stronger


I'm aware of when I'm about to pass out.


Then you refuse to pass out


Yes.


You cant just give up yet!


I suppose.


Hmmm.


Perhaps I'll pull another allnighter?


Lmao.


Small child


I think she's older than you


Probably. I dunno.


Even the freshmen are taller than me and I'm a senior.


dang


Yeah.


Big sad.


Slaps cae wake up


Still


You cant sleep just yet Cae


This aint your final form!


Epic.


I need to see what achievement I'm on.


I'm a Sage.


Dope.


Tea is hella good


He'll yeah.


Hell.


I love drinking it at school


I like ice tea


back.


i love tea, tho.


Jasmine tea


Welcome back, Denny.


And I want tea now.


ty.


i love green tea, milk tea, bubble tea, chamomile tea, etc.


Mmm... Tea.


yeah, i love all types of tea.


You're the Tea Master.


I havnt tried many


lmao.


oh.


Yup.


Boi


as always.


Indeed.


wowie, chat's quiet atm.


mhm


Boba tea.


aye, i love boba tea.


as i said, all types of tea.


This song is bumpin.


what song?


I'll put the link in media


alr.


It's three.


there.


it's rock, if i'm not mistaken?


Yes.


oh, i see.


I listen to all kinds of different genres of music.


ayy I fixed my mic


My music taste is all over the place


Same.


i only listen to kpop and pop.


I listen to that too among many others


oh.


I take anything that youtube plays cuz I dont get too picky with the songs cuz I listen a lot when studying


It helps me focus so anything goes


Nice.


sounds interesting.


Songs whos lyrics I havent memorized yet are my favorites since I dont get too carried away singing while studying


It is interesting:'D


agreed.


The chat is quiet today o:


It sure is.


yep.


busy days


mmhmm.


Yup.


Low power.


ow.


insomnia?


Hang in there


my server's going so fast i


wowie, dead chat


Sorry;; Im doing math stuff


My blankets are warm, uwu.


Wish I could say the same


Damb.


it's fine.


Whips.


o


give me blankie


But


It's mine


we can share


I


I guess we can.


welcome


welcome!


enjoy your stay.


hey ty


np!


i


enjoy your stay, qt!


Welcome!


Wm


welcomeee!


such cute emotes


Hi there:3


kawaii land


hewwo


Welcome! Welcome welcome!


So so cute


nutella


I love


nom nom


noms u


Damb.


So how is everyone today heh


hii!


welcome!


enjoy your stayyy.


omg cute server im cryinr


Thank you.


ayeee, tyyy.


all thanks to the owners.


It's all because of the server owner.


owo


ewe.


uwu


ouo.


Welcome!


Better late than never.


Speaking of which, Nut wheres Bread


She's on holiday for a bit.


She wont be back until feb I think


i miss her:


Mhm she'll be back.


Awh. I miss her too.


Oh I see


Yea


Dude


Hm?


Nspires are too OP


Especially for algebra


YAS


solve any equation


wowie.


i hate math


Ew math


Thats not fair


everytime i hear math my head aches


If only I have that


I just get ptsd thinking about stats


Stats apparently is eZ


i failed math in high school.


Uh NO


How do you get that


Gets ptsd from Maths 1 2


Aint the hardest thing to do in stats like multiplication


Yea


algebra is fine.. so is geometry but trig and stats are


Avacadabavado buy an nspire


I do


Have one


Calculus


trigonometry if i spelled it right is hard.


Not really;; it can get confusing


I have the 84 one


You got it right


Oh


You need the CX


runs because i heard calculus


Sorry :


Frick


I never took calculus lmao


Its was like S200


Cries in mandatory AP calc AB next year


i always remember my dad always scolds me for failing at it


ow.


Pats


Just dont broke


At least you try.


well, yeah.


I was never good at mathematics.


same.


Me too.


Yet I persued physics.


physics? i love physics.


And did chemistry.


Biology fake science


xddd


Ihaha biology gay


Psychology even more so


biology isn't a person i


Brb Im gonna finish installing cheat software


alright, cya.


Oi you can't do that.


who said cheat software i meant helpful programs


Dont they reset ur calculator during tests


You need to put them into examination mode?


Nope


wh?


OOOf


confused much


Lmao


Ill exploit the system as much as i can


Bruh dw they said you could only have half a page of notes. I made half a page and an inch.


notes


Hell even the teacher taught us how to do math shortcuts


lurk


Lmao youre a mad lad


you guys are allowed notes?


Sometimes yes for us


Mans made an extra inch of notes


Honestly


Not only has he big brain


Also big


pp


Im dumber it ok


Welcome!


Wm


Welcome


welcome!


Also why you named that


enjoy your stay!


hello there


I bet you are beaut hooman


alfa, i


Im kidding


I havent seen his pp


omg alfa!


Yet.


Lmaooo


wait what


Sorry


Hey there Astro


keep it sfw, .


Plz and thank you


uwu


there are minors here.


np.


Im a minor too


no


illegal


just keep it sfw.


Brooo


You seem so nice and wholesome.. sachii ily already


awwwh.


tyyy.


Ill keep a close eye on you bb4nana


alfa i


Hehe


stalk


er


sss


no just one


lmao.


Bro Im not


DUDE


confused


Yasss


ur not a dude


got it


wamen


Theyre selling this thing called Make SAT easy”


It has everything


sometimes i really don't understand men.


Basically a study guide.


what are you


having rights?


Yes they sell study guides that outline your entire test/exam.


And yet some still fail


XDDD


Mind if I spam its features here


What did I do:0


Bruh


NEIN!


Uhhh


coins huh


I cant spam the features here?


Baka!


Yall would be amazed


How easy


Anyways


30 bucks?


Wat


Is it a study guide?


No its a program you can download in your calculator to do things it normally cant


bruh.


I don't think it's really necessary.


If it's math. You know the method.


You got the tools.


lurks because i can't relate the topic


Whoa


But it helps you go through it faster


You don't need an extension of the tool to do it for you.


I need a nap


I need sweep


But you don't need to be fast. You need to show that you're capable of solving problems.


With the theory you've learnt.


Maybe


And Im back


However


They mark you based on methodology don't they?


Efficiency is clever laziness


Even if you've got the answer wrong.


Not really


Oh.


That's AP


not SAT


big brains squad.


Truly


In my school there is barely enough time to finish so people gotta do it fast as possible


I guess sat is like a quiz but with a grade that matters.


Yep


How do I get the big brain


How much


AP tests are where methodology matters since they are a program that helps you get college credit for a specific subject


one quantillion dollars, go to the end of the universe and you'll get one.


Lmao. I remember doing a test and everyone though it was a regular weekly quiz till the prof. Said 20 of your final grade. No pressure


wheeezeee


OOF


My teachers usually warn us the test weights well before a test


Lucky. We were less fortunate. We had 2 substitutes throughout the year.


Which made it worse.


Tough


That was me with Spanish


And he couldn't keep us up with other classes


My school doesnt have substitutes


i do.


So if the teacher isnt there


So the end of year exam had to drop an entire topic


I managed to pass the end of year course by sitting text to the fluent speakers


Just bail


oh wow, fluent speakers.


Yep and this generous god circled the multiple choice answers in such large circles


Anyone in the class could see it if they peek


sounds interesting.


Yeah


Woah


i admire your intelligence, ngl.


this that cheating


I learnt Italian in yr 8


And did some Japanese in 7


japanese?


Can't remember anything.


I only know Spanish


Id love to learn more


, i never cheat.


Like my teacher would give these worksheets in math where you have to do the same method for like 30 questions


Aint doing that


c o p y


i know little bit of german, russian, korean, japanese, chinese, hindi, basic spanish.


I know how to do it but its too much


Whoaa impressive.


Whoa


Thats awesome


Woah


I wish


That's crazy


A linguist


really?


i


I know french and Chinese


But not fluent


Uhhh


marriage? Lmao


Sorry that was very frank


Lmao


it's all good.


But yea it's quite cold in my room to be typing on my computer


ahh


Woah are you talking trash about frank


My computer hot.


I hate the current card I've got running in it.


Frank is a very cool person I've yet to talk with


What you got


GTX1080 probably


wow Denise how did u manage to learn so much


oh card


Idk


my father taught me.


Intel


probably


What


No!


Nooo!


Lmao.


Loser.


Card is gpu


He said no


Wait wha


OH


Oop


my father taught me because if i go to an another country and people don't speak english there, at least i know their native language.


I mistook chip for card


huhh


You dont call a cpu a card


I need rest


Wow


then rest.


Thats so nice


RTX


CPU chip


Have you played minecraft with it


Little chippy in a chipset


Down clock it


Put it to like


There now it doesnt heat up at all basically


Denise I woke up at 5 PM, I need be awake for at least yknow 15 hrs to fully use my day


Even if that day spans two days basically


6 hours of sleep. Is all need.


Denise, you have a dad?


But 9 is recommended


laughs in 1 hour of sleep


I didn't sleep at all last night even though I said I would.


I havent slept in eight days


Powernap


weak


when I say 1 hour


I didn't for 16 days at one point.


i mean my whole life


Thats lie


Thats death


Exactly.


I havent slept properly in 8 days


i havent slept properly in weeks


Same.


My sleeping schedule is off the charts.


Oop I procrastinated


Oi get back on track!


Get some snacks.


It helps me study.


This is cool doe


Its really 2D Minecraft


minecraft


im


bored


y doe


Minecrafttt


Do they have Pokemon for the nspire


I forgot that I have Minecraft.


I havent seen it in the repo


I play it on my Nintendo Switchhh


They do have PacMan


Noice


I play PC uwu


Thts cool


Thats cool that its cool


Yup


nice


Where are my glasses


Hol up.


yes


Lemme get ur glasses


No worries


What a great person


I lost my glasses for a couple minutes and I couldn't see shite.


Everything was all blurry.


Cookin some chicken.


Perfect eyesight gang


Epic.


Welcome!


Wm


Thank you


You're welcome.


More peopleee


Woah


Chats dead though


Yup.


I miss Denise


Deadass.


Rip Denni.


Awh poor Alfa.


Pats


Its not like she died why you saying rip


I dunno.


Thats comfy


umu


I miss sandbox games


Theyre fun


Im planning to get space engineers but its a dead game


The devs abandoned it but independent modders are keeping it alive


also nobody is here :


Hiya


57 coins?


what is this. The great depression?


Pretty much.


Huh


Shhh


Im supposed to be asleep rn


Then sleep.


sorry for the late reply, i took a 4 hour nap.


Oh welcome back!


Server's a lil quiet.


yeah.


and ty.


So bored..


Me too


Hows life


Actually nice to have a good amount of activity the past few days


That's good.


more people


hiya.


welcome!


enjoy your stay.


Thhx


nppp.


welcome.


Welcome!


Wm


welcomeee


Thanks


More peopleee


I am Stoll using word suggestions qwq


W.


Hiii


tay


I need to talk to u if u would let me


Whips vigorously.


That girl is eating too much noodles


Hey


Please make sure to get some roles.


Yeah sure


Here we go i get some roles


Too much salt intake from those noodles bruh


About the roles.


What does the wintys maid” role mean?


The owner Winty has a maid fetish


Youre basically her property if you have that role


Alright!


Thank you!


I wanna be a maid


Ssure.


how do I become one?


Ohh


I didnt know tht at first


I thought it was for a specific channel she posted in


Head to roles


You'll find an emote you can tap.


Welcome!


Wm


nutella


NEIN


Lmao.


can i hab welcome role removed


so many pings


I'm sure you can remove the role by untapping it in roles


It's located under pings.


ph


oh


yum


no more pongs


yay I have it


More peopleee


AIO Hippity Hoppity. You're now Winty's property.


Also welcome!


Welcome!


Wm


honestly


if I'm a girls property


I don't mind


ehh


idk


but


being a woman's property


What?!


I'm an innocent bystander.


With a mind so clear it's clear as Osmium.


Hey having 4 arms would mean to have 4 breats?


U need chest muscles to move your arms


I mean


yea probably


nu stawp


Im just having a existencial crisis


I felt that


In ways I can't possibly put into words


wahh im bored


Nice


Not at all


Welcome


Also welcome


Welcome!


More peopleee


Yay


But none of them are saying a word


tayy


Hallo


I'm tired of the gurls that act so sweet and pure but aren't at all


Why


Hes just tired


He should probably rest


bcs


I always end up liking the sweet and pure ones


but then u.find.out


atleast i did


now I can't


I am a kid


Ur a teen, kid


late welcomes.


I just turned 14 like 6 days ago


belated hbd, then.


what's that


lemme search


happy birthday for short.


oh


yea thats actually.longer just saying


but thx


np.


Welcome!


Late welcome.


YASSS


PROFITS!


Hiya.


how are you doing?


i'm good, so far.


So far?


yeah.


or ig.


Sad day today. My headphones stopped working.


ouch.


Morning


Oh whered everyone go


morning?


Afternoon?


hi, alfa.


Hi Denise


Hows your day


it was good, yours?


It was fun


good to hear.


Afternoon


Yeah but Im really tired now for some reason


you should rest.


Probably


I just remembered I have a test tomorrow to get my learners permit for driving


I forgot to study


then put down your phone and study.


Ahh but Im tired


Quite the dilemma


ow.


I think Ill do what I usually do


Wake up at 4 am to cram


Wow you really do change profile pictures everyday:D


, ik.


I love every single one of them


Cutie


aww, thanks.


most of them are selfies, actually.


Makes my heart go uwu


Even if theyre casual photos theyre well taken


Welcome


Welcome!


Wm


More peopleee


Thats cool and all but will they speak in chat is the question


welcome!


and aw, that's sweet of you alfa.


Thanks I know Im sweet


Man i really dont want to let my day go to waste


But I guess I have to rest every now and then


mmhmm.


Sorry to interrupt but are you two dating?


I think we are


yeah, ig.


It's obvious you two are dating .


You two seem to be a perfect match.


RIGHHHT


I knew that the moment I saw her


thank you.


awww.


Well I hope you two stay strong.


Again, sorry to interrupt.


it's all good.


No problem, the more the merrier in the conversation


yup.


You two just seem to be so sweet.


Thanks


It's entertaining. XD


I ship you two:3


ella likes his spectator role a bit too much


aw.


I'm verbally abused 00


Patrolling the chat.


Its been sailing for a while:


Ensuring everyone's safety.


yeah.


and i


First of all this server is cute


how do I stop getting verbally abuseddd


AIO Who's verbally abusing you?


my crush


and alfa and denise must stay strong


crush


Indeed


aww, that's nice of you.


crush?


I ship my ship too


What did you do?


Ask to kindly stop. Maybe block them for a certain amount of time.


Did you tick her off?


it's all the time


no


she's 21


and I always ask her out


Oh dear.


I like


kinda beg


oh, my.


yea


Did she say no?


I beg


I mean if you're nagging and begging. I bet she'd be pretty annoyed with that.


still


Alfa and Denise


this is so wholesome, goshhh.


she doesn't need to do that to me


she forgets in only 14


im


Some people have different attitudes.


I might not know you that much, Denise but you seem to be a good person


why, thank you.


tayyy


Shes very nice


Yeah I can feel it


I hope you don't break her heart


tay leaves when I need her


I would never


awww.


ily you guys


Thx bby uwu


ofcc.


uhh


I want a


baby


but like


not baby


and i


ship ship ship


I need to talk to u abt something


queen of shippers, .


Oki


can I dm u?


oooh, what will it be?


Yep you should run a sailing business


AIO ye


That made me chuckle


Anyways ship alfa and denise, periodt.


I have the funnies


I wanna be shipped


I ship it a lot


I ship haarper with tay


It's too early to be looking.


Young lad.


uh


but


You don't need the vulnerability.


tay is 16


Focus on your studies.


Learn to love being single.


Before you seek.


Oof


ow.


yeehaw


Pat


Stay headstrong comrade..


Plenty of tangos in the airspace


Just ship Alfa and Denise y'all, they're perfect


True true


indeed, ig


Ig uwu


i love you guys:3


Ily too


Aye


awww.


I'm loved? 00


no


Yes you are.


ofc, i love everyone.


By your family. Friends and most importantly by you.


SO CLOSE


.pock


NEINNN


ow.


ZE FACK


F in chat


AIO Don't worry young lad.


You have plenty of time.


Enjoy being single. And enjoy life while young.


ehh


5 years?


yea


5 years


wait


4years now


That was never my focus. From a young age. I was taught only to study. And that was all that mattered. Friends and partners and even FAMILY were noted as distractions.


I dont think thats a very good role model


It's not as bad as you think.


well


I font like being alone


don't


ouch.


Its healthy to be a well rounded person, excellent grades, social life, and good rest is ideal


welcome!


Though its hard for me to hit good rest


enjoy your stayyy.


aww:c


More peopleee


I traded my social confidence for knowledge.


Brilliant


no wonder you're intelligent.


flexes having both


REEE


Get rekt kid kskksks


Has 10 higher intelligence


Was the 10 worth it


lmao.


wAs iT


Every party.


Well Nut we have differing knowledge levels given our age gap


what he said


Though what happens if you compare high school you to high school me


HNMM


Im kidding


and i


Comparison is the killer of joy


Canisaysomething


Wassup Aria


I passed everything with an A


eeez


really?


i'm amazed.


Thanks:D


Im ranked third in my school in terms of grades


no problem.


Good but not the best


OOOf


Third.


Some people actually study


Still a great achievement


True


I didn't get any cool awards. Neither was I the smartest or smart.


same.


I missed the award ceremony last year where I received 8 awards:/


but i was the student council president, so.


Oh thats cool


The only achievement was college captain


That's nice denise


Im historian in my student council


ty.


oh?


sounds interesting.


At the time my student council sucked.


I love taking pictures, I couldve ran for vice prez but thats too much paperwork


ouch.


indeed.


And we have an amazing president


Yall smart


When you were prez


And here i am


Well there were 12.


Shipping ppl


Ogga.


Told you comparison is the killer of joy


Its okay Aria


ow, lmao.


Nevertheless.


I love shipping ppl


We are all successful in our own.


Ways


It gives me joy


I was about to say


XDDD


lmao.


I love shipping people to an extent


I do keep it to myself though


I'm happy. I may not be the smartest but I was one of the captains of the college.


Indeed


Like i ship alfa and denise it makes me happy


Its not all grades that matters


Community interaction is also important


yep.


We got special white blazers lmao.


wowie.


...that too.


that's nice, aria.


Imagine having a dress code


we don't have a dress code in korea so i


Well it makes me happy that youre happy because Denise and I are happy, Aria


Ooh thats cool


Your love story is like a fairy tale i


Some high schools in my district has dress codes, not mine though


yeah, korean schools aren't that strict.


oh, i see.


Yeee


h?


h!


Seeing my school fees. Makes me cry


nvm, nvm.


ow.


Oof yikes


I could've bought a car.


Yr 12 was almost 29k.


Dude


My dream college costs 200k a year I


Wheeze


University kiddies


capitalism


Its ok


Just get scholarship lmao


True


They have need based scholarship


Aka if your parents are poor theyll pay for you


I applied for one and try harded the first semester.


oh.


I phrased that wrong


Bruh I'm poor. Gimme scholarship


XD


The amount of money theyll give you is proportional to how much your parents cant handle to afford


Based on their income


Everyone should go there then.


my parents can afford anything but i decided to get a scholarship because i don't want them to worry about my fees.


Sounds pretty good.


Caring.


See the thing is its requirements are very rigorous


Denise is too kind


Whoa, Denise is really a good person


Indeed


Meanwhile


I'm racking up loans


Thats the one thing Ill never do


Student loans


Theres so much free money lurking around


Well some just don't have a choice.


Wanting to study. Find work. Repay loans.


If your income is low but you do well on academics you can get to basically anywhere


Though there are many factors that can hinder academic performance


I mean isn't that most of us?


Well maybe just me.


, ik i'm kind xD.


I come from a low income family.


ow.


So academic excellence is expected.


Emphasis on well on academics”, you need to reach at least top 7 of the entire country in grades to go to your college for basically free


low income


has a 6K gaming rig


I feel like Denise now is my role model


In your free time.


I bloody paid for it..


Oh well in that case


Heck my mom took mons out of my account.


My savings.


I take mons out of my moms account


ouch.


only for pizza tho


Didnt people cure a bunch of diseases by having the internet help them


Books


Past research.


Idk


I remember this one documentary vaguely


It had something to do about viruses or something


And this one research thingy published a game where you can help make antibodies


lurks because i can't relate to the topic


I hate biology as a class but very interesting to read on to


oh.


Found the article!


Whyd I suddenly change the topic to this


It just popped in my head


Chat dies from uninteresting or unrelatable content


Hmm..


I hated bio the most..


same


But physics is quickly catching up


Not because of the topics but because of the lack of content that actually interests me


OOf


Sad. Sad day today


i was just lurking i


BMW called..


Great more expensesss


ow.


Imagine


Well life happens


What's funny was that because of one leak. The engine kekked itself.


kekked?


i


GPS satellites, unmanned drones, fookin laser sights. The more crutches you have, the more it hurts when they're kicked out from under you.


Caused failure in the hydraulic something.


Causing drivetrain malfunction.


And etc.


I don't know what else its done.


someone is trying to flirt with me and i said no and they got mad, .


XDDD


You'll get that


Someone from this server?


no.


.pivk


FACK


in an another server.


DAS FACK


Your hands are getting rusty Nut


NEINNN


why do i keep laughing i


Well youre very pretty, Im a really lucky guy to have you


Very.


i told my heart already belongs to somebody else and they got mad lmao.


aww, thanks.


Nut I


Do something about your sosig fingers


Stick to Vindy.


I prefer


Nut


Hearing NUT is weird..


Okay how about the emoji then


I shall call you


No thanks.


lmao, nuts.


i


Fine


i prefer vindy, .


tbhh.


Col. Noxious


Seee


Vindy.


Kommandant Vindy.


Okay Vindicator.


We don't mention that


hee hee


Mr. Alfa ATLAS


We dont mention that


Hmmm


I miss Triton though.


Good times won't you agree


Indeed


Clockwork


DICE


Was it?


laughs


and i


Sorry Denise were having an end of the decade rewind of our adventures


it's all good.


it's entertaining.


Well Im glad youre entertained


But Triton was very uhh, elitist, I would say


ofc.


Nonetheless it was probably the peak of my career


I think


How about you Vindy


Whatd you miss


ow, he went offline.


If youre still her


Ah


I bet hes crying himself to slee


crying?


Im kidding


why so?


lmao.


Busy days


i got tricked i


I'm back


wb.


I think he would tho


Theres a small possibility


well.


But as I remember he got a call from BMW and about other expenses


Hes probably busy with life


Wassup harpy


I suppose so


Did harpy just disappear


, yeah.


So its just the two of us... alone


uhhh.. i guess.


It took me so long to find that emoji wow


lmao i


Id cuddle you rn but I remember were like 7000 miles away


cuddles back


yee


U so cute


awww, you too.


Thx bby


you're welcomeee.


So hows life


Did you do anything interesting today?


yes, talking to you.


SMOOTH


If its to make your life a bit more interesting, Ill do what I can


aww, alright.


LETZL I miss alot..


I regret alot..


Regret?


vindy, what happened?


The past


ow..


I wished i could've done more. But I guess I didn't because of my shy nature


I see


i feel sorry for you, y'know.


I suppose we all thought of that, one way or another


Hey here's something funny. While on the topics of ships.


A story I'd call it.


hm?


When I was in year 4 primary. I was working on my model F14 Tomcat.


Wait. It's not yr. 4 it was year 5.


I made it with lightweight soft clay.


Lmao


I was in the middle of painting it.


And this girl came and sat beside me. She took a paintbrush and started to help


She asked me Hey.. do you have a crush? Like anyone you liked?


Being me


I never paid attention. Was oblivious.


aww


I said No. Why would I ever?


continue.


wherd tay go


oh nvm


And just like that she got up and walked away.


I think she might be been upset.


XD


More peopleee


Welcome!


Vindy nooo


welcome!


Well with each mistake you learn a bit more


DAS FACK


WHAT IS THIS


I'm bored


Lmao


and lonely


Germany during Versailles?


yeah, what alfa said.


Why did I get so little coins


Japan after round two in nagasaki.


Didn't tech kinda boom. Years after


You know the true currency that matters here


Tatsumaki points


True. From their mistakes I guess?


So anyways. Yeah


Cool story


Ooh ooh I have one of those types of stories too


It was during lunch at school


listens


The topic of the conversation was vague but the general idea was something about our weights


And my excrush was like Hey I bet Alfa can carry me”


continue.


And the first thoughts that ran into my mind


vindy, i


In public? Really? Carry her? Thats embarrassing! Everyone would know that I have a crush on her!


ow.


And so before my thoughts could catch up to reason with me and the fact that I forgot that everyone knows I already like her, I say


I wouldnt carry you, why would I ever do that?”


end story


Oh right the aftermath


Awkward silence in the lunch table and the conversation went to a different topic


Thats it:DDD


that was interesting.


i have a story like that too.


Gather around kids


well it was we went to the computer lab.


ummm nu


then me and my crush sat beside together.


My crush and I


I don't know


i was about to turn on my computer when he asked me if i had a crush on him.


and then my classmates looked at me and started whispering to each other.


i froze and i was like why would i have a crush on you?


OOOf


he chuckled softly and transferred to an another seat.


That's even more direct


Indeed


It's like do you love me?


You: Lmao no


Chuckled softly”


Died on the inside


Basically.


actually, i didn't have a crush on him.


Remove that


my friends just keep teasing me when he always passes by.


I


Ah they tried shipping you owo


welcomeee!


enjoy your stay.


Welcome


I'll try, thanks


More peopleee


thanks, alfa. you too.


Shes funny


tay is mysterious


test


Okay good color


brbb.


Tay is not mysterious


She just likes to


Ill be waiting for you love


I did a funny


Pls laugh


nobody laughed at the funny


It happens


True


So where are you from


Youre a stranger from these parts


From Korea in Germany


Sorry I meant howd you get here but that wouldve been a more stupid question


Thats pretty cool tho!


Plant the seed, then need for speed


is your pfp a caleb?


I was planning to hit Berlin for some school stuff this summer but some conflict in my summer plans yeeted my hopes


Kpop idol


what's her name


No clue but I have the same hair


LMAO


Bruh


I like jeon gyeon


if that's how u spell het name


I dunno how to spell names in Latin Alphabet really


Thats cool


Well youre managing pretty well


I mean translating Korean into English is


weird


The way I learned it is even worse


Translating any language to English is weird


And vice versa


Trilingual gang


I first learned Korean then German and then English


I get so scared to dm someone has I always feel like I'm blocked


Means if I want to translate into English I first translate into German


bcs not has


AIO same.


Thats next level online social anxiety


I can relate


mhm


You sound like a criminal running away from something


Or outcasted by a bunch of servers for some reason


I font even go in vc's to hear people talk


I'm to scared even them


then


don't


Extrovert gang


Whenever I realize someone blocked me I spend a good few hours or days thinking about why they blocked me


So I try to prevent even noticing it


F


What kind of things do you think you did to get blocked


I cry if it's a gurl that was my friend


Tough


if it's a guy I just get annoyed and angry


Do genders really matter that much?..


I feel like haarper and you would make an.. interesting pair.


back.


Hi bby


Welcome back


hii, alfaaa.


ty.


You good?


yeah, .


wot


I hope you don't mean relationship wise because this person might be up to 5 years younger than I am


i think i ate too fast


You shouldnt rush really


nu I'm straight


and yea most people they're age don't want kids


, ik.


two conversations at once


Not relationship wise


Though its always an option on the table


well im sorry


uh, what's going on?


Indeed


I can multitask Denise


when someone puts non binary idk what to say


Dw dw


oh, i


uwu


but like


your mean


I was thinking maybe Haarper and Makenji would make good friends


I don't mean that stuffs serious:o


They seem to have something in common


I would never insult people!


unaware of what's going on


online social anxiety


in well


ageist is rude


I suppose so


ow.


My brain is still booting up... please wait


I was threatened to be banned in a server bcs i told a girl that was 24 she was cute


you should buy a new brain if your current one is too slow


this is getting confusing.


Well


ow, that's too savage.


I didnt mean it to be an insult it was a joke D:


how do u do that


I meant haarper


wait


Text here


wot


how?


Whoops


I totally think you're right Alfa


use that


Hypocritical of her


seperating conversations


I'm confused


Hi confused


I think we all need to be in the same page before saying another sentence


i'm more confused than you are.


hi more confused


Should we reset the topic of conversation


i guess.


Makenji did a funny but Im not gonna laugh


not quite funny, but k.


waittt


Thats why I didnt laugh


mekenji how old are u


You have 1921 in your profile


I thought u were like 22


Well.


1618 makes me look underaged


I guess


I'm underage


1619 isn't underage.


Not that there are that much adults here


13 is underage to me.


more adults than kids


Everything below 18 is underage to me


yes same


well, our opinions differ.


You were underage like a year ago


It kinda depends where yoU're from actually


yea


In some countries you're an adult once you're 21 aswell


i depend on discord's tos, tbh.


LMAO


bruh


True


well.


TOS is what makes the world go round


My definition of underage is not an adult


taiwan's legal age is 31, so eh.


ik.


Correct me if I'm wrong


I'm not native


bruh, don't blame me.


that's kinda racist, y'know.


I'm not blaming u


Our southern neighbors are even weirded than we are


Taiwan seems great


I just don't care


and that's what annoys me


well, it's my opinion and it is.


well, idc either.


u know


Wow the convo went by fast, I just left for a sec


Philippines is like 12 for consent


so


ye


that's worse than 31


Japan is 13 :D


I'm in the americano


Where are you all from?


korea.


and ew why are u smiling


that's creepy


raised in japan.


currently living in taiwan.


YOOO


All over the place


I'm Korean too


Raised in Germany


:o


i'm half korean.


and japanese.


I'm half korean german


:OO


cool. i love german culture.


And German culture loves you


i'll take that as a compliment, thank you.


lurks and enjoy watching two cross cultured people interact


owo


Do you speak Korean?


i'll lurk with ya, alfa:3


yeah, but i kinda forgot the accent'cause i'm learning chinese


Oh:o


Mandarin?


yeah.


Where were you born?


daegu, south korea.


I've been born close to Seoul


Thats nice, youre learning one of the most hardest, if not the hardest languages on earth


yes, mandarin is quite hard.


I rarely meet other Koreans online so this is kinda exciting


yeah, same.


i joined some kpop servers but all the members are americans and germans.


wth


makenji


you ok, alfa? .


Ya?


Haarper


call him harp or harpy


Ahh i was gonna say something but I forgot this one word thats very important to the meaning of the sentence so I decided not to say anything in the meantime


Harpy!


Oki


can I talk to u in dms abt something? if not then it's oki


oh, i


My dm's are always open!


See? Theyd make good friends


agreed.


Geez..


chill wierdos


i beg your pardon?


weirdos?


did u block me?


Me?


yes


it wont let me dm u


I got kinda sad


Bruh


Can i say something


uhh


Sure


Ship denise and alfa hee hee


no like not sad but


like disappointed


YEssS


I thought u hated me


Just add me then


Lmao


in that moment


aye, that's sweet of you ariaaa.


His heart was about to go


who's heart?


Harpy


ouchh.


I just seem to shio you two so much idk why


With you Denise, my heart does


ship


shio


aww, that's very sweet of you alfa.


lmao, shio.


my brother's nickname is shio


i


owo


yes it was


I'm a very very sensitive person


What Im curious though Aria


roses are red violets are blue denise and alfa are a perfect match for you


Have you shipped yourself with someone?


sorry i dont seem to be perfect with poems


No


I ship ppl but not myself


You should think about yourself from time to time


good question, alfa .


Also thanks that was a sweet poem, good try


it was.


You seem very sweet yourself, I hope you find someone to sail your ship with


i hope not


what alfa said


I ship myself with myself hee hee


That works out too I suppose


can I have a poem


Sure


ofc.


Im working on a ship name for you two i


me and who?


Not u srry


Denise and alfa


yea


that's nice of you, aria.


brb Im getting a midnight snacc


alright.


take your time.


What do u think of Alnise or uhh...


Idk Alfas real name rip


I want a ship name


or a ship


in general


you don't need to do that, aria


Dw ill come up with one


awwwh, alright.


rude


Denise your rude to me


excuse me?


i didn't even say anything towards you.


mk, call me rude or whatever.


Maybe ur being rude to her haarper


Cut it off


it's fine, aria. don't mind it.


Eats while reading the conversation attentively


No one hurts u ok? Youre a good person and you deserve being protected


I'm not rude to her


she said that


but why are you calling me rude?


u don't need to ship me


or give me a ship name


Misunderstanding detected!


welcome.


enjoy your stay.


Welcome Polska Delivery guy


give me a break, smh.


More peopleee


Chyba ju tu jestem..


She wasnt talking about you wa


Pepperoni? Nobie


... know what? forget about what happened.


jestemy zamknici. LETZL


Uhhh


I regret not learning Polish now


yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet


Please return Silesia and Pomerania thanks


How are you feeling sachii


not good.


Something always happens everyday


ik.


tak


I dont speak an ounce of polish but this pizza delivery guy seems pretty cool


Houston wir haben ein Problem.


i don't even speak polish i


I want to comfort you Denise but Im not quite sure what to do


well.


Umiem czyta po angielsku, ale nie umiem go mowi nawet jeli moje imi jest po angielsku technicznie.


just give me a hug.


He doesn't speak English


hugs you tight


I got that much


hugs back


you speak polish, makenji?


I live in Germany so I grabbed a few words


But not much


oh.


Maybe google translate can help


co robi Niemiec znajAc Polaka?


oof


ehhh


Witaj moj przyjacielu


Witaj


i guess that means goodbye?


I have established communications


I thought Welcome


Since it started with a W


AYY


Witaj means hello


Close enough :


i really need to learn polish, ig.


Thats a really cute emoji


Jestem z Niemiec, a ty


Jestem oczywicie Polakiem.


I admire your hard work Denise


Hehe


I want attention


aww, thanks alfa.


w jakim stanie mieszkasz?


Here you go AIO


Pizza guy


Communicate in emoji


jestem w dobrym miejscu. blisko Warszawy, ale nie dokIadnie. Makenji


ahhh


Jestem z Dortmund


Can you translate for us Makenji


He's from a place near Warsaw


oh.


How about what he said previously


Dortmund? nigdy o tym nie sIyszaIem.


Well he said he's Polish and that he's from a place near warsaw and it's really nice there


Nadrenia Gentilis


Thats very interesting


Now I told him where I'm from and he said that he never heard of it


I feel like a UN Translator right now


sounds interesting.


Rhineland wyglAda na fajne miejsce.


Indeed


Peace among worlds


Or countries


To jest!


Uwielbiam to tutaj!


I can't speak Polish for shit


I'm surprised he even understands me


X


Lmaooo


Such is the language barrier


Have you asked him if he can speak English


Though its much more interesting to struggle talking to him


Merrie Czy mowisz po angielsku?


Uwielbiam to take w Pruszkowie, nawet jeli mam przyziemne ycie.


Nie


hewwoo


Hallo


Youre new


I think


yepp


Umiem czyta po angielsku, ale nie umiem tego mowi.


Welcome welcome


You can probably guess what Nie means alfa


Yeah


Ah


He can read it


actually i joined a while ago, but i think i forgot abt it


no?


He can read it but not speak it


what's it mean


skrrt skrrt


I see


Skrrt


pfft


umiesz mowi w jakimkolwiek innym jzyku?


Well were having an interesting conversation with a Polish Pizza Delivery Guy rn Zoey


Lmao


Yes


If you care to participate


lmaO


Nie Makenji


Hes like an alien from a different world


lurks


i s e e i s e e


Ok he doesn't speak any language except for Polish


Cuddles Denise while she lurks


cuddles back aww.


ilyy


ILYYY


ilysm


aretheydating e.e?


ilyamayd


yes, ig.


w:DDD


Yep we are


is e e


that was the wrong emoji


Ill take it I guess


SKKSK


who is zoey?


mee


How do you like the server so far, Polish guy


I need a name for you


Who do you go by these days


pat


postman pat


well I can't see your name and I really like the name zoey,Chloe,willow,hana


u w u


Did you just add my name to the list?


Lmao


um


no


Totally not


Hehe


whats ur name?


Hana


yes totally not


who?


ten serwer jest caIkiem dobry


zwykle uywam Torz LETZL


uhh makenji


Yes


y e d


Torz


He said the server is good


AYY


Glad you like it


lmfao


Imagine if I just like


butchered everything


lel


And he actually hates everyone here


Lmao


well, all thanks to the server owners.


Lmaoo


'glad you like it'


polish pizza guy: smiles


He smiles!


He likes the server


i should really learn polish


like rn


for the pizza guy?


Polish best language


bruh


not just for the pizza guy but polish is actually an interesting language.


cool


the pizza guy reacted my thing with bread LMAO


butella good


Nutella on a persons head


Hes trying to say something


lmfao


zoey, you seem to be an interesting person, i must say.


wdymm xD


i mean


how do i explain this?


You find her interesting


you go with the flow annnd..


idkkk .


I


i s e ei s ee


She does cute text faces


knows how to bring up a conversation.


That too


yup.


yay ty ty


np.


im better at talking to ppl online


not irl cos im awkward


same.


and i just stand there laughing nervously


I talk as I am irl:DDD


ow.


Lovely emojis Torz


:DDD


is his name tor


zz


Yep


I think


Smile if Im right


lmFAO


He disappeared


he yote off


Yeetened


yeeteth


lmao.


Shes a funny kid


yeeteeth


yee teeth


YEETEETH


my meme now


already agreed.


lmao yeeteeth.


Torz” to przezwisko, ktore zdobyIem od starego przyjaciela


dokIadnie zapomniaIem, dlaczego to dostaIem, ale myl, e to miaIo co wspolnego z mojA obsesjA na punkcie podroy/turystyki.


yeteeth


Im calling her a kid but she might be older than me


imyounger than u


eye


Makenji help translate pls


lmao


oh uhh


wait


guysguys


wait gimme a minute


ok.


ok


so


How does she


Whats my rank then?


Ive never gotten a single one


whats


owo


novice


I dont know what it means


An old friend of his gave him the nickname Torz. He forgot why exactly but he thinks it has something to do with his obsession with travel and tourism


Never mind that whats the pressure


pressie


THIS


Ahh thats interesting


runs away


OHMYGOD


just says i because there are two convos at once


i


At least I think that's what it says


AAA


AAAA


and i


eye


oHnOe


Here I am


It's 8:30AM


Ksksksk


Me, a Korean, Is translating Polish into English


Denise you said a no no word


yes a sweary sweary


ok, sorry i didn't know


The feck is my life


tis fine


ow.


Its okay youre so cute when youre innocent like that ahhh


lmaoo


lmaooo, tyy.


i zone


can u swear in this server


kss kss kss


FRICK


WRONG ONE


You said f word


yes, you can swear ig. but know your limitations.


bAnnEd


Im kidding


hA


nO


Hoodie


No ban


ah


is ee


Keep zoey


yay


yAhhhs


zoey qt


ay ay ayE


tyyy


nppp.


Wouldnt you agree Torz


imnotusedtothishahah


torz hatesme


shesflustereditscute


bro


i


nie, zoey


ily y'all.


what does that mean


and i


eye


OOP


I think he means he doesnt hate you


wh?


oki


Yeee


ty i dont hate you either


Yall would make good friends


Thought the language barrier


how in the big, wide world did you know what he just said, alfa?


context clues


lmaoo


sorry, don't mind me


i


You?


you?


She


wh


she di


did


whA


lmao


Denise you good bby


yes


but atm no


You stuttered in like 10 consecutive times


ik.


yall are wholesome af


fr fr


TrUeee


U W U


this server is wholesome


This conversation should be in deletedchannel


deletedchannel is for wholesome pictures i


Youre a wholesome picture


why, thank you


uwu


you too.


AWW


Thanksies


ten serwer ma mnostwo pieprzonych emojis


IKR


i think he said the server emojis are cute?


Something like that


pfft tf


I am backkk


I figured This server has many pretty emojis”


wb, vindy.


ohh.


Thankyou.


my bad.


np.


Vindy we have a polish dude in our server


wowie, vindy he just said your nickname.


Hes a cool guy


already agreed.


Owo


UwU


Oh I meant Vinnie


REEE


ahA


i am very confused


lets just say


The context is that I usually misspell his nickname


VINNY


vinesauce vinny?


vinesauce vinny


Great news. My packages came in.


uwu


My HK416 has arrived.


He said something remotely English!


VS Vinny jest epicki


YAY


I dont know if thats a gun or not


vinesauce epicki


It sounds like a gun


Yes das a gun


AYY


Ish a toy.


Crackatatatata


A very good toy


Can the toy kill


plsgodplsgod


I dunno. With appropriate mods?


good


I meant


noo


B utella


uwU


UWUWUU


owo


N ut


nnn is over


ok, i gotta go somewhere. cya.


DDD is nearing its end too


ilyyy alfa


Bye


Bye Denise love yaaa


nah jk im female


byeee.


ilyyy y'all 33


cya


cyaaa


cyaaa.


lmfao


polish guy randomly reacting


YED INNIT


Pardon yall Im massaging myself rn


oki


Take care of Torz, zoey


yed on it


torz dont go near my peanut butter


goodgood


I hate having to be rejected bcs my age


did smth happen


it's just my age


I'm 14


I mean


and I end up liking girls years older so


What if you suddenly find out you were dating a 10 yr old


Its would be pretty weird


lmfao ok


im going to assign someroles cYA


Cya zoey


Come back soon


How about you Torz, got something to do


Ah I see


bd siedzie w domu i nic nie robi


uwu


Thats basically me dude


Btw Im using google translate to understand what youre saying now


okiii im back


Wow that was quick


yeh


lmao


What roles have been assigned


Funny guy!


lmfao


I like this dude


Hes cool


yes me too


UWUWU


OWO


O W O


U W U


O w O


Q W Q


OwO


who here knows flamingo?


The song?


no the youtuber


uwuwuu


Oh no sorry


:o


its fine uwu


The song is good though


yeh


I need


Im still massaging myself so I cant carry the conversation too much


a


wind women


wing


lmao


flamingo, mIodzieniec si krci


I'm serous


what did he say about flamingo


serious


.pi


faCk


The young man is hanging around”


I need a wing woman


ok brb


I dont know what that means


same


wdym by that


okokok BRB


Ask google translate Torz


Wahh


Zoey is pretty busy


sorryy


imback uwu


AIO uhh just saying discord isnt the best dating platform


Whatcha up to huh zoey


uuwuwu


Going everywhere


I have no irl friends so


Unpopular opinion but like


I think you need to learn how to get friends first before getting a girlfriend


Oh I see


Nice meet and greet


yeet


no


I've been homeschooled since 2nd grade


Well I did say it was an unpopular opinion


Oof


Nooo wonder


Thats tough


More reason to get friends first


flamingo, the young man is hanging around


i got that out of


google translate


im


I dont know chief


If you dont know how to act around people your age, then the relationship wont last long


WISE words


I want a relationship tho


sooo


Avocado is a smart person


Did you try to translate to french or German first


It auto detected polish


Torz is polish so


yeah


I mean like to french then to English


Thats weird


Why would you do that


i was thinking that


But you should try it zoey


Im kinda lazy


oki


wait torz


Idk maybe translating it to a similar branch of language could help it transition


react to my message if it was right


damn


Lmao


alrighty then kiddy winkles


Kiddy winkles I


ok


googly translaty timey


Are you gonna do the French thing


Which phrase was it again


yes i did the french thing


flamingo, mIodzieniec si krci


Bruh


Maybe you misspelled something Torz


yeah innit


PowiedziaIam: Flamingo jest obIAkane zasadniczo


That makes much more sense


LMAO


was that it


Well


It wasnt the destination that mattered, but the journey


yes


wise, alfa


B lfa


The journey was very


B lfa I


I guess its nice?


yedyed


Im flossing


Not the dance like, dentally


SKRRT


i see


also question about this server


uh


Hm?


is it winty's cafe even in the summer


NAH IM JK


LMAO


OK


You did a funny


Ill laugh for you


i


that was so dead


Its the thought that matters right?


O O


Omg


e.e


B


Zoey


Why are you possessive of your cheese


my cheese


is very important


to me anyway


What kind of cheese is it


cheddar


Parmesan? Mozzarella?


Ah


h a


i s e e


HOW DF


What kind of cheddar


what


Ive never gotten a single achievement


lMFOA


Since Ive been here


LAMOO


I think its cuz I havent been picking up the coins like you pickpockets


The audacity


alfa


Yes


The coins are ew


my kitten just put her paw on ur pfp


ok brb


Aight


LMAO she has to greet again


Tough


i have to put food on the table


I assume


UWUWUWUW


BRUH


i am a waitress


Pretty much huh


at least for today


owowoowo vdbtbfvdbggr


You ought to get paid


uwuwuwu


yup


You ever have the crawly feeling on ur back


cyaaa


God you make the most disturbing emojis


uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw


Cya


And you reach and grab at it


Come back soon


LMAOOO


Havent seen a centipede in years


Thats kinda sad


Wahh


I wonder where Denise went


In a different case


I wonder where everyone went


Is that you Torz


Haiii


I guess this is how were communicating now


Im kinda sleepy though


But youre gonna be alone :


Dont worry Ill be here


For you to react messages with...


Hmm


Im kinda bored


Nobody else is here


Trueee


I see vindy online though


Hes probably just lurking


Im still here


hi tayy


Hiii


uwuwuwu hii


Harpy was lurking too waiting for Tay I


Welcome back cheese kid


I'm just


tyty


callmezoeystill


crying in mekinji's shoulder


Torz! Thats a no no word


nicknameee


She got over her cheese addiction


Anyways


We were talking about your cat touching my profile pic


Does it like me now


Am I the chosen one


Do I have supreme executive power


YESSS


zoey


yeshh


can we b friends


sure uwu


Hes learning


I guess


uwu ur american


yes indeed


Oo Im American too


Where you from


State


im asian,but i just moved her a month ago from england


Dang youre all over the world


uwuwu


dosIownie nie mog spa rn


lmao


Aww


Poor Torz


You should try sleeping on the couch


mekenji left me all alone


ok so im eating breakfast, i'll be bk ughh


Byeee


cyaaa uwu


Come back soon


Again


uhhh


im having issues


I've sent 7 friend requests today but none accepted 00


nobody likes me ig


Wow thats actually pretty sad


1 was tay


and we talked quite a bit


even after I sent it


I ACCEPTED


LMAO


I knowww


I meant after uuu


oh is e e


I still have 7


ah


yours was that 8th


You on your phone while eating breakfast kid


Thats okay cuz I do it too


yup


I'm to young for makenji


Oh you were actually hitting on her


I'm to young for every girl I talk to


Bruh do you just like ask out every girl you see in discord


but ur 14


and im 13


I didn't ask her out


Sorry talk to”


lmao


I just told her that I'll fall for her at some point


which is true


Thats hitting on her I


yes ik


but


True


don't laugh at me


I'm serious


So you hit on every girl you see in discord


no


that's just creepy


Look at me Im a discord boomer


Lvl 78


dabs


yed innit


no dab


Fine


I thought your kind liked to do it


bruh


im screaming


I'm crying


I just glanced a Thats so mean” get obliterated


Imagine having Asuna as your profile pic tho


shes my wife


shes kiritos but like I


I can't even tell what your pfp is alfa


Thats good


Well not good


kirito is also mine


Its a dude holding a rose


Its from a notsofamous music video


i thought it was an apple


I guess


I


Thats okay


Someone thought it was a volcano about to erupt...


now i see it tho


PFFFT


howw


I can see that


I mean I kind of can too but still..


OHH


yh i kind of see it


Yeah


uwu


Im bored


same


same 3


Do your maid thing zoey


I meant waitress


IM


im eating


I cried on mekenji


aw


huggiee


Did he literally for figuratively cry


idk


what


no


she was like


i wanna look after u, your like a real shota and I was like


i cri


LMAO


then she also was like


don't fall for me


He fr is a real shota doe


but I was like


was this in pm


it'll happen anyway not like I can stop myself from getting attached


Nah zoey it happened right here where I can see it


That was sarcasm I


oh


tf


guys shhh


top kek


how tf are u meant to detext sarcasm from texttt


here's a secret


ok i shh


carry on


shhh


Honestly idk


yess


Okay


whos t a g


brb


on tag


Oki


oki uwu


On jahh


GULP


screaming noises


Shhh


The pain will go away soon


sobbing noises


Stop crying or else Ill give you something to actually cry about


scuse me ur mfer


tay


oki


did u guys and gals see that message I sent


before I deleted it


i did


I didnt I was on insta


ok good


OOOkay


remember?


when I said tag


So u meant me when u said tht


uh no


Sorry Tay maybe next time


I mean yea


dying noises


I'm sorry


Its oki


not really


hope SO


Why


Are you suffering


one sec BRB


OOOf


F


aaand im back


Welcome


tyty


How are we doing today


well i finished my burnt pancakes


Ahh


Sounds delish


yup


MMM


Im craving some of that pancake


Im craving Denise too


yeets some burnt pancakes in your direction


bruh


catches the pancakes


Is that a bruh moment


devours the whole cake of pan


AAAHGHHgh


Thats pretty good


Will you yeet Denise to my direction?


BRUHH


Message obliterated


IM


cake of the pan?


bruh whyy


I mean it is what it is


Its cake made on a pan


screaming nosies


r/technicallythetruth


r/awhh


Zoey is a meanie even tho Im older than her


Kids these days got no respect whatsoever


imnotameanie


sorry boomer


r/xanakin skywok


sorrryyy


bbooommmeeerrr


scUSe


YEET


haarper


what do i call u


God thats disturbing


dadd hmmm call me willow


IM


ok


willlooowww


omg im so bored


sameee


Well


Do something about it


Entertain me


uh


happy dances


IDFK


Nice


Nicer.


The chosen one!


mob dances


wtfdym alfa


mob dances w u


69 is a nice number


Well that quenched the boredom for about 2 seconds


Now were back


i just noticed


yup lmao


you have much to learn in life Sorry


im short right


zoey


Idk


Whats your height


so uh


actualy idk if u've seen this meme


but have u seen the thing where short ppl dont 69 they ea


LMAO


thats funny


IKR


Anyways


Im bored


Hmm


A


AAA


aa


me tooim bored


Ask me a question


hmmm


Anything


Might not answer it doe


how tall are u


I use American units the


btw


Around 58”


:o


bruh ur fkn tall


im


Thats average


Oof


tall for me


Some first years are taller than me tho


intimidated noises


my best friend is 5'9


hes only 15


I miss makenji


aw


Cant imagine being that low


Smol


I'm 6'0


i am


Must protecc


lmfao


Ok buddy


BRUH


fight me


short SS


I refuse?


bet


refuse my fight


a 14 year olds fight


denise won't kiss u anymore


if u don't


Last fight I had someone almost died so I wouldnt


idk if u kiss or not


Aight lets go


CMON


omm


ight


cmere


slides u


BRUH


this is online


yeaaa


Idk Im bored


crying noises


Ill let it slide


OMG


that


screams


was so unfunny


lmaooo


Made ya chuckle


i laughed


I have the funnies


Thats why Id make a great dad with Denise


yeah no hes a boomer what do you expect


WH


AW SMOOTH


I want a mommy


EZZZ


another one


another one?


I have 2 irl


By extension youre calling Denise a boomer Zoey


what


my online mommy is my bff


Were the same age so


so I don't really count her


Bruh moment


ok then ur not a boomer


wait


irl


Wrecked


Yea


u have two mums?


mhm


they're pretty ACTIVE


Quite the bruh moment


do you know ur dad


WHA


Lmao


it's alfa


Thats surreal


Wtf


he donated


I did not have sexual relations with that woman


good Samaritan


But yea I guess I do remember giving some.


wor


whatever do u mean


im.calling denise


lmfaO


have fun alfa


lmaoo


WoahNo


I bet he's in dms rn


saying


it was a joke heh


I was jk baby


awh


Im sure Denise understands by humor


ehhh


tbh


idk if u were joking when u said that


waitwait


Shed say


I


who did u say baby to


oooh


I didn't say it to anyone


welcomeee


oh


Welcome.


i s e e eee ee


aaah im so bored


Honestly


Mmmzmmm


xoey


mcmcm


yeash


um


like


your um


kinda


cute..


what


uh ty


alfa help


I need a wing man


Whatd did I come back to


lmao


I was just telling her the truth


its fine


uwuwuw


didthatkillthechat


zoey


yee


I think Ill just spectate, Harpy


ok dad


aw


im


Dad I


LMAOJNIOBF


u know what


what


she wants u here more than me so I'll leave u can stay alfa


wwwhhhwhwhaaatatattt


zoey wants u here more than me


who wants me what?


sooo


oh what


I'll go u can stay


why would i want alpha more than you?


Weird conclusion to come up with


a woah


anna oop


wait fe


fr


SHUSH


bruh


ok but


why the blushy faces dude


brooo


well


u want me more?


no?


wait


don't answer that


ok?


it sounds much different than it should


wdym


I mean


u said why would u want alfa more


yeah


why would i?


That was an interesting watch Id say


lmao


Welp Im still bored


zoey


yeeesh


yesss


we should bond


we should?


nvm


if i was admin your name would be set to hope destroyer


hope destroyer?


waithow


u said we should?


i was just saying like


u really think?


alfa staaahhhppp


It was a meme


tyty


yeed ik


insert cena


:D


willow:D?


hm?


nothingnothing


Its pi hour


yeah innit


math whizzz


Smart


whizzz


Thats as far as I can go :


i only know 3.14


Sad


Well youll learn more as the days go by


I guess.


yup


bob ross moments


Uwu


ewe


i dont need


your opinion


hm?


uhh


no


brb


ok?


uwuwu


Not quite sure what to talk about now


yeah


screaming noises


crying noises


dancing noises


I'm hungry


zoey


yess


pls do me a favor


sure


yayy


I win


anyway


uhh


Im hungy


suuu


like


yeah?


I need a 3.course meal


and


there's not many around


mhm


that stays warm while your eating


yeah


and I'm a vampiric shota


so


ALFA


lmao


GO AWAY


lmao gotem


anyway


idk what a vampiric shota is


a shota is a male loli


oh


ohh


oki


a vamipric shota is a shota vampire


so I'll kindly ask for u to.be my foodies


wdym?


u will?


what does that mean


I need a 3 course meal


yeah


and the human body is quite large


so


I mean


as a vampire


and a cannibalistic vampire


I desire to eat u


you want to eat me?


and get full off of u


yes


like my arm?


Maybe the toes


like


toes


and uh


just like


uhh


hm?


it was supposed to be a like a dirty joke


but I stretched it out so far


oh


ok


i'm not that dirty minded, sorry


sorry i didnt get your joke


it's ok


it's better u didn't anyway


uwu


so what now


I mean


we could like


talk about stufff


like


like what?


whatever u would like to


hmm


alfa, what do you think?


ooh


u go to him


Really?


u could ask me


but u ask him


your mean to me


but when i asked you, you said wahtever i want?


sorry, i didnt know i was being mean


your not


ok


uwuwu


idek


Its got the balance of little salt but semi sweet


they dont tast nice


Its like eating sweet wood


willow, do u like peanuts?


sweet wood


bruh


um.no


oh yay, im not the only one


not unless they're cashews


uwuw


Why did you name yourself Willow


cashews are sooo fkn goof


OH GOD


bcs i wanted to


He came out of nowhere


i've never tried them


alfa are u having an epiphany


aww


Yeah havent tried cashews either


uwuwuw


No I dont think so?


im dying ok


noob saibot


Ive eaten these kinds of nuts


Not cashews doe


same


cashews are my fav


Ill make sure to get some next time I hit the market I guess.


nice


ecin


niec


enic


Im bored


Lets talk anime


Weeb


yayyy


Have you seen a lot?


sword art online


is the best


Uncultured Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


out of all of them


Oh no shes a


normie


w


Im kidding


meanie


Everyone has their own tastes


ik


uwuwu


But you should expand your views


im currently watching grimgar of fantasy and ash


uwu


Havent heard of it


i like medieval a lot


Ive seen 200 animes in total


whos heard of ittt


damn


And I havent heard of that one


i only just started watching it like half a year ago


lmfao


ok


It might be interesting


have u heard of uhh


charlotte


Ill look at it later


YES


oki


ITS GOOD


Masterpiece


OMGOMG


I CRIED


so much


FR BRO


its so good i cant even fr fr


i did not catch that


Almost killed me


Yknow when they made you think she died


But not really


Maybe I shouldnt leave spoilers here


u h


Charlotte suckss


where tf is season 2


huh


I want another reaper


im.bored


yuu is hot


omg


I thought u said I was hot


I was like


don't be like dat


but like


u be playin


ohh


i mean


Victim mentality is not healthy


i sometimes call my friends hot so like


eh nah


oki


if my woman called her friends hot I'd be out in seconds


aw lmao


I'm so possessive


I dont think thats healthy either.


idc if it's not


i call guy friends and girl friends hot, bcos most of my guy friends are gay


Lmao


gay guys are always the best looking anyway so


straightt


im demiromantic uwuw


You like using that word a lot


who


and what word


i have said it


twice


Wow you counted


I didnt


I must be off track then


lmfao


Its that word right there


That one


what


Nothing! Confusion spell.


i am


very confuse


ur spell worked


Thanks:


Im a wizard


is there no way of inviting ppl? cos if i copy the link thing


it just sens a


discord vid thing


I got a brutality and a flawless victory on noob saibot first game


f yea baby


whats noob saibot


buss down thotia


what did u just say?


what?


let me go get some pics


zoey thats the link


oki


tyty


uwu


Welcome ”tim”


pF


thats my sissy


retarded sissy


Sure Tim”


its an abbreviation


Welcome.


u wu


Ill include the quotations as much as possible


omg


Is there any bots that can see any deleted messages?


lmao


Absolutely


idk


Constance Dyno has a log feature


Hmm


Lmao


You in trouble kid


uwuwuwuw


Was gonna do something buut


oh so am i


remember waht i said to denise


Yeah


Theres one in this server


If thats what youre wondering


zoey no I dont can you give me a refresher


Nvm


You dont have a


@ everyone


anna ou


Ping


hi swissy


alfa i'll tell u in dm


You wouldve caused chaos


Oh well


Lmao


Yh


It be like that sometimes


I miss makenji


I did that in another sever


yall did i just get bullied w the name tim again without even saying anything:c


And then deleted


Everyone: who pinged


oh hi tim


zoey h i


bruh


Get rekt Tim”


HI


wow:c


alfa


weirdo


Wow


yk thats not new,


I know its normal


rever and everywhere else just


'timmy, timythent, timothen'


Its basic etiquette


I


Its simple table manners


call her


timmothenlistness


HMM


HHAHHAH


i cant spell it


I'll call her


o r we allowed swearing


Hai timmotheblistnsnnenrhdna


mmm


cries


Wrecked


sorryyy


huggiee


die


shAwty


:D


:'D?


Shhiii


Shiii


Oh yeah forgot to respond to you


Thats pretty funny


I remember when that happened on a server with like 2000 members


General blew up


Wait what


im so confusiong


I dont got pic perms


Nope


You have to reach a certain level


Or something


Shii


Wtf


Is this deleting


Its an anti spam feature


boomer here already knows about being old


True


Ok boomer


Zoey pls Im only like 3 yrs older than you or something


tf


did i come to


ok


im sorry


lmfao


Zoey like 13?


Idk


Maybe?


yeah


Shes smol


i wrote'exposed':


and it delete d


Who's the oldest here


did u do in caps


yes


You?


Or are all you like 13 to 17


yeah i am


Average age is 15 here


Ish


timmy is 14


Whelp


What am I doing here then


Boomer detected


lmfao


You were trying to at everyone but failed miserably


You can leave if u want


aw m a n


Unless the boomer would like to stay


I was trying to


isthisevenallowedi


wait how old is boomer


And you dont got it


i swear yall just bullying


Boomers are like 55 to 72


so specific


no as in


I think


how old r u


I'm gen z


Boomer evolved to basically anyone old enough that doesnt get how tech works


what if someones 54


yummy


or 73


Hella boomer


disgusT


She likes sugar daddys


Lmaoo


canweswearornot


You can say frick


is there somethig ur not telling me zoey


Frick


tf is frock


lmfao


Shes got some hot tea for you sis


i showed u what happened


Zoey likes old men


nah i showed her already lmao


IM


o yeah


Oh okay


some


well..


rainbow


nah im jk


dude


Bruh


my age idk


w


OH


Your like 12?


WHOOps


no?


Pay attention shes 14


yesss


yeah innit


Nah she 13


Damn boomers with that short term memory loss


im supposed to be playing roblox leave me alone


Damn you guys type fast


u came on here


Honestly


I can write a whole essay here in 15 mins


damn i used to play this game w a goat that taught u how to type


True story did it for my English class


are u sure abt that


Essays are easy


and sang while he pressured u to type


Okay boomer


OMG


I said it


i played that when i was


or smth


LITERALLY


Am I cool yet


Absolutely


I wote a 12 page storie for English


Zoey


by the time i got to yr 6, i was the fastest at mathematics


storie


mathletics


tf


Stoy


Story


ok im sorry that was mean


i me an t mathletics


Im very cool


i me an t mathematics


bro are yall high


Timothy youre pretty smart huh


MATHLETICS


yh very


I wish I was higj


i me an t


Ok she didnt react to being called a guys name


Huh


even tho i got 0 in my entrance exam, im suuuper smart


I topped first on my entrance exam... for elementary


oh so many ppl call her that alfa


Then it was a downward spiral from then..


thats as far as u can get


shes a trap sorry


ur not the first to call me timothy


TF


Oh boye


CHOKES


Hes a she that has a D


Dannggg


Its Boku no pico all over again


they call me big d


cries in every language possible


Lmao


Im gonna use that in the future


i watched boku no pico last time i saw my freinds


niko omilananananannaNAN


I love this


thats mINE


Im taking it


Sorry kiddo


Nothing personal


lmfao


no u


i came here to have a good time


but i honestly feel so attacked right now


why is it that every server ur in


ppl booly ur name


Well theres a rainbow dude somewhere that wants to have a good time”


mayb cause im a girl


WOW


gey


Get over your high horse


no


cause i have a boy name


idot


Still


bull me


shh


pat pat


not n i c e


Idk boomer


everyone just pat timmothentlistness


pat


Ever talked to teenage girls


stay away


They scary


no do it aggressively


you probably have germs


were not scary


aggressively pats in spanish


scuse me


Youre like 12 germ


were so innocent


Innocent I


cough Zoey


LMAO


lmfaO


Wow


You really think


what


Kids going through puberty with hormonal surges


i was lookin out the window


Are innocent”


and its cold outside:


there r two boys yelling beHind me


nuh its december


and im terrified


buT u r


inside


the house


counting trees as they pass me by


how are they behind u


The heck


LYRICS


OMG


Whys she called Tim anyways


IM CRYING


OH


OH YEAH


Ussy


abbreviation of my asian name u brat


crying noise


Its a zoomer song


Fight them


Pull a gun


my english names kinda ugh


its


shush


im gonna expose u


SHUSH


PLEASE


pls dont


Teeny Interesting Meme


p l s


its a cute name


bruh


'n'


Tiny


its not tf ?


Obviously its not


Dont expose a dude


o


r


teeny interesting meme


wait how do u spel it


I meant tiny


high as a fricking kite


is there a h at the end


im not saying


Norton?


Boyeee


WHY


WOULD IT


HAVE


A


H


If its Asian it gotta sound Asian


Is it Thuy


Northan


No?


were talking abt my english name


Thats my Asian algebra teachers name


Oh


Noran?


what yall talking abt my asian name


You have multilingual names


Thats crazy


yes


Is it like


get rid of the n and thats it


timmothentlistness


yumm


Oran


woOoaH u guessed it!11!1!


no


n at the end


stfu timmy


Dang shes rude


Nora


yeah


YEAH


THATS IT


Ohhh


NORA


how did u gues sthat


AHHAHA


SH


YAY


its a cute name isnt it


LMAO


So your a girl? Tf


omg


he thought i was a boy


Boomer


Youre such a boomer


I did


i said like 10 times


I wasn't watching


that tim is small for my asian name


I was in diffrent servers


Talkin


norachchan... shshould i call you... uh.. nornora senpai? nNYAAA!


zoey noo;;


I dont look at people's pfp


timmothentlistness yess


Zoey went full weeb


shes always full weeb


Eww


Weebs


Shes not a true weeb tho


i live like 5 seconds away from her


She likes SAO


im not


ikr


BRUh


Weebs are weird


Some are


Lmao gotem


innit


im not a weeb i promise


Idm


Okay asuna profile pic


my ex friend is a weeb


k shes not an actual weeb


Idc


How do you have an ex friend


Oh


i have like


bruh


no i


i wish i did.


a lotta ex friends irl


but no shes


Thats kinda sad!


zoey knows them all


i hate her cos she called me anorexic for taboo


ikr!


who


I'm gonna turn my skyrim into a anime


Okay middle school tea


rebecca


Lets go


REBECCA


omg


fr


YEAH


pantrending


she basically


dicUSt


lied to everyone that shes pan


she is


yeah she is


shes blonde


Wow


with green eyes


Thats very Rebecca


i thought she had blue eyes wth?


yes


She sound kinda cute doe?


she is ngl


Oh ok


bruh


u have denise


ok


tf does denise have anyth to do w this


I cant call other people cute now


timmy not that denise


bot called for caps sissy


tf


who denise then


not our denise


abel


whoS ABEL


not abel


BRO


niko?


Who the f are these people yall talking about AAA


'hello abel, we were friends in middle school'


yeah our denise


lmfao


sorry alf


a


not that OK


Okay Tim


back to rebecca


idk shes bringing in random people


Oh my god


Okay Rebecca


She did stuff


so


we were friends


Mhm


called us anorexic


Thats it


and basically taboo stuff and whatever


Is is that it


Oh


NO THATs


not all


Its okay continue


ok so we had this other friend, called lacie


have


oh yh


ok so


Ok so what going on


screenshots and sends


Middle school tea


Are we writing a story


lmfao


kjkjkjkjkjkkjkj


ok SO


not even middle school like


Theyre recalling middle school shi


Idk


lacie was wearing a shirt one day,


and


were not american


its british


it showed her front kinda


secondary school


and rebecca was like


shhh


Secondary


Fine Ill shush


'omg, ur so slutty !'


UGH


Whoa


but


she was literally wearing


BIG UGH


Wearing?


Bro how they allow that when yall so young I


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no we were going on


to like mcdonalds or smth


we have uniform


lacie can be slutty when she wants to be


no but


shes one of my best friends, but yes


no


her shirt didnt even show that much


lacies shirt


our uniform


so then rebecca kept on making comments like


our skirt is a damn kilt


When yall grow up yall find out that being slutty can sometimes be a compliment


A KILT


YEAH


EXACTLY


No one listens to the dress code here


BUT


aw


:C


alfa it actually looks nice


like no joke


It sounds very Irish yknow


true tho


u cant tell its a kilt so like


yeah why tf


first time i saw it i was like tf


we were in london


its just tartan so


yeh


lmfao


ok so rebecca


Thats the college dream


on s p o r t s d a y


kept on commenting


about her weight


they all rolled up their skirts


and tied their shirts up


and when we were finished w shopping


Bruh the teachers get mad about hats


we walked lacie home cos like whatever


two stories going on at the same time


were in a girls schl, who to impress


YEAH IKR


wait rebecca was commenting abt lacies weIGHT?


YEAH


The rebecca story sounds boring


ikkk


cause im intercepting sorry


ok so when we walked lacie


home


continuecontinue


Go on


alfa shhh


Shh


Let her talk


her MOTHE


MOTHE


Spacing


BROO


Space


Your wrod


Im so


but i didnt say it


Words


Confused


i just nervously laughed cos im sad


Stfu avocado we were getting to the good parts


iamsoconfused


and shes like


Zoey lowkey bad at storytelling


This is interesting


'fr she is. im so worried. she lives w her mum, two sisters, two uncles'


yh ik


literally


i had to reread it 3 times to know


wdymm


and i already know what happened