LMAO


What does being poor have to do with going to someones home


WHAT


HOW


IDK


tmi wdym


IT JUST


tim


Sry but I dont have a phd in linguistics


Its the new Rosetta Stone


i


thats clear to me


i had to read it 3 times to under s t a nd


WTFDYM


just


Yea cuz u have the context and memory to go with it


just continue:


its oK


u tell it then


Lets just see through the end


Ok Shakespeare continue


timmothentlistness


idk the full story


LMAO


c


I mean I understand but I dont know what zoey is getting at


OK UH


'; story c'


2 brutalitys


wth


Soo talk about something else


right after I come back from my toilet


ok ?


God whyd you have to say that


I had a very long pee


SIS


BRO


lmaooo


Bro chill


can I be your brother


CLOWN


nolol:D?


cloon


horrifying


sry idk who u r i still ly:c


You guys are weird lmao


no we


Zoomer humor


OMG


I wanna.be your brother


Z O O M ER


H U M O UR


gen z humour is kinda lit ngl


Lowkey


wait


Ehh


But still tho


who do u wanna be bro of


I mean


u mea n


tongue click


tsK


tKS


Uh


SKSKSK


TSK


O god


tim be kinda cute doe


VSCO BOY


ANNA OOP


afa


Someone


alfa


Tell me


Lmao


i just got here


VSCOBOYEE


What tf is going on


Yea zoey?


ur a vsco boy


I FR AM


I'm nottt


SKSKSK


I have a hydro dle


im so confus


doe


Yknow what i just realized


The Y in Zoey lowkey useless


bruh


Cuz its like Zoe


I'M VSCO


willow: tongueclick


alfa: OHHH VSCO BOYYY


Zoe and Zoey


i hate how it looks without it


I'm drinking ice tea out of a hydro


I guess


Hell yea Timothy


You know whats up


it looks like zoe from dear evan hansen


WOO


yeahhh


but like spanish ppl might read it like


zoWE


Tea


zoe


but like


the e


as


YEAH


Ugh


zAWWEEE


You belong to a Zoe


tea.


Isnt that how you pronounce it


i dont see zoey as a zoe


like


WDYM


ALFA


Zo we


ISSAJOKE


it dont work like tht


zo wee wee


HI BABY


back.


Then how is it pronounced


OH


THAT


DENISE


welcomeee.


hiii denise


uwuwu


ZO?


hi, tim, zoey and alfa.


welcomee


lmao.


zo?


hihihihihiih


e.e?


How you doing?


The conversations blowing up


Its kinda


good, yourself?


Wowowooo


ik.


How do you pronounce it if it isnt pronounced as ZoWE


earlier willow kinda slid in my dms on the server


Im doing fine


good to hear.


Had fun with these kids for hours


no, were saying zAwee


Oh god that sounded wrong


uwuwu


OMG


its zohweeey


Ohhh


maybe, zoey.


or zooey?


Wait what


im so confuse


zoooWEEE


ehe


lmao.


eeey?


zoWHEYYY


brb, i gotta put down my groceries.


Alrighty


swissy, what were we talking abt


Id help you but Im kinda far away


idfk


AW.


So its zo wei now?


IK


zowei


Nah its a zoo


what even


sounds chinese


Zwei


LMFAO


Sounds German


what about


hm?


Ze wei


zowil


bruh


How about


whyy


yall


its


I mean


zohweey


kiddie


s


zo wee wee


What sound does the y make


weewee


WEE WEE


ok


Oh


Ok


it looks gross without the y


zoey is a wee wee


so i add y


whyy


y makes a eee sound


just an extra eee


zoe is shorter


Y is E confirmed


zoey


is zoey


yes


ZOEE


im literally gonna scream zoey in vc emphasising the y


Lmao bruh


please


bc of how stressed out this conversation is making me


Yikes


lmfao


Id listen but my ears will prolly shatter


It just do be like that sometime


but im not gonna bc the mic dont work and my sister is sleeping


yeah


ASMR quality?


ew


ewew


ALFA


Dang thats tough


im not even gay


yes u are


Bro how she intermediate already


im nOT


Thats WACK


Niga


What


guysss i gtg


whats intermediate


He said a NO NO word


Whao


Thats


Youre intermediate


Okay


Contraband


Huh


what did mum tell u to go


Thats what you are Timothy


Timothy the Intermediate


Niga?


RUD


Sow


yes


Rude


big cu nt


Wow


Yes


She shouldve swallowed you Zoey


me too


shes the worst


Lmao


screams


Bruh


too much of a long story to say


she literally screams


Anything that resembles racial slurs are a nono here


theres more tho


Bro your story will probably be a mess


yeah


Like your life


shes a


omg


passive agressive


this is like


safe chat on roblox


LMAO


FR


frrr


she


b word


sob


Hmm


sobbing noises


big b word


yes


no


Ger


yes to tim


Lemme try saying an insult


Tim”


hey Addiego


LMFAO


WOW


Stop


GOTEM


BYE


AAA


OMG


NOOO


ok byeee


im goingg


bye bye


Yall both going


cya in 2 minutes


Half the people here are asian


Quick


no


r they


Those two are literally British


Jk


Woahh


Thats kinda lewd


Eww british


Dont ya think


were british citizens


brexit


God save the queen amiright


Ye lmao


Well


n o?


EW


dont even get me started on brexit like


LMAO


boris johanson is


no


when i start talking abt politics


OOOf


i dont stop


so shhh


Yea lets chill


alfa sh hh h h hh


Hmm


tim


Im not interested in EU politics surrounding the economic crisis that will soon follow after excluding the euro


Almost 4am


Tim no Im just kidding


its almost 4pm for me wya


Actually stop


Dont politics


wot


Oh ok good


i not


Thx


Imagine using a unit of weight for currency


I'm in america


IMAGINE


USING


STONES


ah i see i see


AS WEIGHT


yeah bro


I want to


be your


friendo


ok owo


Prepared for a good time, Timothy


LMAO


wo


BRUH


That will cost 5 kilograms”


WOO


bruh


yall scary


u make me sound like a creepy a SS person


5 kilo


Tposes on you


ty


wow i


when ur down a year


in school


heart eyes lel


so ur w year 9s/8th graders


Not the boomer


and theyre all taller than u


Hes probably doing his taxes


Who a boomer


Bro Zoey is like SMOL


Youre probably too


FR


no u


What are you like 55” in American


if zoey was here shed throw shade on me


no


im t a l l


im 5'1


LMAO


CAP


4 tall


YALL SMOL


I'm 6'4


ITS TALL


Avocado is SMOL


The boomer is TALL


WOAH


What no


Reee


Im 7” tall


Lieees


Lies


Lie


nephilim


7””””


I SEE WHAT


U DID


THERE


SMART


BIG BRAIN


Then I'm 8'


big big


tf


Lmao


non


Yknow whats 8”


Ayyy


i bet you guys r shorter than me


But lies


s h o r tie s


Nah Im def taller than this kid


no me


Im 6 as a non avacado


If Im taller than Zoey then Im taller than you


Avocados huge


how do u know


that shes taller than me


She told me shes like 54” doe


i used to be taller


Gnome


If she was a boy at 5'1


then idk what happened


Lmao


I used to ruuule the world


the older one supposed to be taller liiike


I used to be 9


9 what? Inches?


and tells people online abt me and then people bully me its nice i love her sm


Years old lmao


LMAO


Then my legs were cut off


same avacado same


Damnnn


bruh


He got nerfed


nine feet?


He was too OP


neRErerREef gUn


He had 9 feet


Then he cut it down to 2 feet


Like a normal human


get ur super double action water nerf gun today


Boi where did you come from Chernobyl?


Feet


I'm 6'4


Bro my super soaker will destroy you any day of the week


ANY DAY


no but like im not being funny


what do u guys eat


UH


Food


zoey laughs at me when i ask


whats ur diet


Idk


Weed


Cokkies


I like cereal for breakfast I guess


Cookies


Wow you sound like a true boomer


i only eat junk food, thats the only thing ive ever eaten


coKKIES


He said weed cookies


I'm a stoner not a boomer


weed brownies


Avacadoes


tf is a stoner


If you combine stoner and boomer


Yum


Lmao


b i nd e r


Booner


Stoners like to get stoned


Yhh


b i n d e r


I dont get why


Stop bulli


I been high for about 2 months before


im not small


You are


Kinda


I'm 6'0


By the standards of my high school yes


Wdym


im tall i swear


measuring tapes just a bit passive aggressive


Like did you smoke enough week to be high for 2 months


Or like


then id walk away and never look u in the way


Bruh short people


Wore high heels for 2 months


Are you capping on measure tapes bro


I can drop kick you


I can kick you without dropping lmao


i hate attention so if u so much as looked at me id never talk to u again


and i am back again.


hiii OWO


hiii, tim.


Bruh Avacadabavado your 5'8


Hi bby


hii, alfaaa.


omg u both r together


Hows your day been


yeah


Lmao


it was fine, yours?


AW


wholesome


Nothing much, been on my bed dealing with these kids


Baby stuff


, i see.


wow i


Dating on this shi


SMOL


vulthunir, avacado, les get em


bruh


At least Im not high on weed all the time Vult


tim/ moved huh?


Get who


ur high as a fricking kite dont eveeen


Are yall tryna


Bruuuhh


get alfa


I'm always high bro


Just not now


I can defend myself


he bullying


I will defend myself


BULLING


bulling i


probably a twig


Timothy is a big meanie


denise:


sheesh, no fighting.


Is Tim short for


shush, please.


alfa bulll;lll


Im just kidding


Timothy or timoshky


NOO TIM


saying im shooort


Ur my friends right


Friendo


im nooot


Perhaps


order of the court, jk.


YES


My god


and i


maybe


w


Tim is my besfren


So no fight


Denise is happy:


aw:'


Uwu


i have a soft spot for couples idk why


awwwh.


alfa ily


i


Love you too bby


Lmao


Vult you stingy bro


lmao.


im uwuing irl


this isnt allowed


i feel


LETZL I'm waht


attacked


im a girl


wh?


Tim is gorl


Timothy is a firl


my bad.


firl


A FIRL


BAITED


firl lmao.


FIRL


Wivina I


What's stingy


I used the wrong word


Lets not talk about that


Bruh


lets bully alfa for sayin alfa


bruh


i meant


can we change topics? inhales


Lets just say youre a boomer


for saying firl


Idk what topic we can go to


Lmao


well.


Zoeys story killed me


Idk maybe Timothy can do better


Ehh


exhales


she can explain irl bettr


What even was the story


I am sooo confused


i can but idk the full story


inhales, exhales


not even gonna lie


Irl? Like I have the time to travel to BRITAIN


sachii what


Denise are you okay youre breathing


were in asia now so lIKE


wHY WOULD


, i am.


iike


TO ANOTHER


i am literally breathing rn


COUNTRY


Im literally EXHALING


Eyy


Asia gang


Denise attention seeking


when alfa gets concerned over someone breathing


She


I know its kinda weird


Nothing wrong with tha


Like


You just breathe


Ok so


Thats weird!


Bit like


Its like


Alfa is breathing


HAAA HUUU


Thats a problem


breathes k


omg avacado ru ok!1!


ur breathing


How do we stop it


Shes calling him avocado


I think we all need to calm down


And stop breathing


what?


hes tryna kill us


Uhh


stop breathing i


idk .


Its my confusion spell


Lmao


all ik is alfas plotting something


Ugh


I have a dream


I guess


it's cornhead hour, .


Honestly


step 1, manipulate us into not breathing


4pm for me


Step 2,?


aka crackheads.


swissies


Step 3, profit


chat is so active tonight


LMAO


NIGHTMARE


mmhmm.


CRACKHEAD


You all are crackheads


this afternoon


Good morning. I just woke up and it's 3 in the morning.


bc im here


i


hi, smitt.


Its 7pm for me


Timothy shut your smol


is everyone in america here?


Hello, Denise.


im not even small like


hru, smitt?


Im in east Asia


I live in US


samemmmemmehfjhjhafjhsajhf


Smolll


Good. I just woke up.


Which means


good to hear.


east asiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiia


I can beat this boomer


Whyyy


ok, boomer


I'll smoke you


WRYYY


Yes


i beg your pardon?


when u have a fluent british accent, and all u know abt is england and u move to a country who dont speak english


yh its t o u g h


You plan on weakening my defenses by getting high


We can have a competition


Then youll take advantage of your tolerance


I'll smoke you out boy


someone said ill smoke you


And defeat me


EXCELLENT


LMAO


STRATEGY


I don't even know what's going on.


We can do acid


do acid


Or...


same, smitt, same.


d o a c i d


Dacid


Are you peer pressuring me Timothy


Alcohol


Shrooms


no


no im repeating


I know people to get shrooms


tf?


Cuz I dont need to peer pressure you, I can just shove the acid in yo oh okay


And acid


im holy girl


Holy?


bruh


UM


ALFA


After all that smack you were talking


DID ANYONE


holy cow?


TIMOTHY


What


Holy lmao


Why are you speaking in caps


um.


alfapretzelflanToday at 16:05


Ight I'm out


Sleep


He boomer


tim/ moved MOUTH


i don't know what's going on.


because.


this is attack


Acid goes to the MOUTH


i just came five mins ago.


and


they went crazy.


Theres like 7 different conversations going on


says u


fr


sachii this is why I'm leaving because I'm confused


like


And nobody understands anything


Bro


sorry, i'm bad at explaining things.


I just woke up five minutes ago.


Its chaooos


NIGHTMARE


Olson and i


CRACKHEAD


NO U


alfa, i


Also Alfa what did you say about doing someones mouth


LMAO


OMG


Just scroll up


THATS


bruh?


Or Timothy can explain


SO OUT OF


CONTEXT


Context


I saw someones message get obliterated


he threatened me w acid


mine


Hmmm


i tried to say'im wheezing'


She peer pressured me first


bot called out my caps


tf n o


So I pulled the no U card


i repeated someone sentence:C


Thats peer pressure


avacado, whered u get that emoji im joining that server


Its literally this server Timothy


I wish there was an undo button irl


Are you high from acid


wot


lurks


tf?


ok, back to lurking.


NO ITS NOT


U L IA R


YES IT IS


Nah


You meant the blue squiggly thing right


Its not


sachii Ill be right there


This


why would i want a blue squiggly thing


Yall didnt explain


Idk maybe youre into that kind of things


Who am I to judge?


oh sorry ofc i dont blame u!11!1!


: its ok


riCaRdo


REEEcardo


Retardo


Got I leveled up so much today


daaancin


This is the benefit of chaos


yes innit


You


i only just joined


and my


level


is


Youre welcome I literally carried this conversation


Carried to destruction but yknow


u sure bout that


Its the thought that matters


Uh Yes


im pretty sure that


if i werent here


Ohhh


lurks again


You think youre so cool huh


yall be sailing on a dead boat


yeahh


Youre a newbie


Ive been here for years


Nah


was about to say no fighting please


no YOU


no were not fighting


Im kidding this server hasnt been here for years


its joke its joke


Nah its play conflict


I wouldnt fight such a smol thing


i was gonna play roblox idots


pat pat


can u not:D


NO


nnnp


and i


nnno


Pat pat where doe


Ok you play roblox


What say more have you


i dont like pats


Lowkey Phantom Forces is good tho


Oh


Okay


BRO


FIGHT ME


I WILL


FIGHT


1v1 me in phantom then


NNN


no


i dont play that


no uuu


NORMIEEE


NO U


HHAAHAH


lurk


Yall Borneos


aw:c


denise ur so cute stop:c


i


i am?


Who tf is borneo


yeahh


Shes cute but shes mine Timothy


LMAO


I'll lurk with you, Denise.


Unless?


aw, thanks smitt.


BRUH


Zoey and Timothy


i'm


No problem.


Sitting on a tree


E


W


NO


kissing


INCEST


Yes


under


a


tree


Fking on the tree


I dont think thats sexy


Like


While nearby audience applauses


Bare naked against wood


not gay incest


Thats itchy


Bro and the ants


anywhere is ew


THE ANTS


YALL


STOP


THE SAP


fr?


PICTURING


THAT


AND THE TERMITES


You started it Tim


I


I DIDNT?


ow, i'm having allergies because of this convo.


OH NOO


THATS SOME HARDCORE SHIZ


Lurks.


i think i need to change my pfp real quick


lurks with smitt


imma be open w u all


Okee


im asexual


WHEEZE


Omg


Youre bacteria


I knew it!


SmMOL


Damb.


i said im asexual


You squirting on the As or something


Bacteria are asexual


Youre asexual


every objects asexual


Therefore you are bacteria


Therefore youre smol


Yes


Logic!


being asexual also helps me lay low and have no attention irl


Dont interfere with my science Avocado


But zoey pays attention


I know this shiz ok


I am one myself


I feel bad dragging her into this


being straight: boys


being gay: girls


being bi or pan: both


being asexual: NONE


brUh


I need a different character


CUTIE


ALFA D I E


Hey


TIM AAA


What about


Being


wh?


Timosexual


I like your profile pic Denise


lmao.


timosexual


Time?


aw, ty.


hmmm


earlier.


ig youd be attracted to me


when i was on my way to somewhere.


now sissies


I think I have a soft spot for the precious one


Demisexual


all my anime boys r timosexual


excus


zoeys demi


previous


zoeys actually asexual


Polysexual


but shes demiromantic


ALL


Isnt she demiro


Yea


more than one


Finsexual


Wahh


tf is finesexual


finesexual?


Aegosexual


f i n e s


Attracted to parking tickets


new words


Lithosexual


Thats kinda mmm sexy


idk what aegosexual is


uh


litho?


Into lithiumion batteries?


Skoliosexual


LMFAO


Into skeletons?


Pomosexual


sexuality with ego and added with an a.


ru making these up or


Into pompous?


graysexual


om alfas


Into colorblind people


OMF


Multisexual


Abrosexual


uncomfortable


Likes abrasions?


a bro


Fraysexual


no


Aww Denise sorry were weirding you out


frick rays


Novosexual


.picl


it's all good.


REEE


ovo


Ambisexual


IVE HEARD


OF


AMBI


sorry, nut


NUTSHUT


Omisexual


omi


o mi


Into Omniviorws


Hdhebnes


o mimimi


sorry that was


why are we talking about this? i


cringey i


i apologise


Its a game


Called


Allosexual


allo


Guess what the sexual means


tf.


Monogamosexual


Into people with hard accents that say Hello as ALLO


MONOGAMO


Into monogamous people?


single gaming?


no


monogamy


nno


single gaming


Single marriage.


LMAO


me


literally me


Youre literally you


I know


bruh.


Oh my god 44 minutes before my alarm rings


I dun goofed


when ur dad talks to u at the age of 14 saying u have to marry


asian life innit


Dang


that's


Same bro


not


Since kinder Ive been


um, appropriate.


i tell him nah mate i dont wanna marry


Just be like


and hes like'dAughTEr, u goTta'


daughter, you gotta


and then i mentioned smth like, i wanna go back to england when i grow up


and hes like'then u have to have a husband to take u there'


You gotta make babies and continue your family heritage


Its the circle of life


and i was like'i can go myself?'


and he got mad


Immagenieinabottle


Wow


Think youre so cool huh


What if you marry a girl


I wonder how jebaited hed feel


not into boys or girls so like


i'm


Marry a rock


Yea


That


Flex on him


Shes


Marry yourself.


Shes rocked yall


i would if i could


marry thyself


Perhaps.


Monosexual lmao


So you wear two wedding rings in your finger


swissies, east asia aint easy like that


Ultimate flex


awkward


bc im not even allowed to fricking pop my head out the damn door


back to lurking.


lurk


in england, i could walk home by myself


Denise uwu


Just say ur selfsexual


hm?


Ill lurk with you this time


If you can date or marry other genders, then you can probably date or marry yourself.


i ok


in here, when i try to look out the door


I watch


Hmmm


Ill only make remarks about Tim being small


Other than that Ill lurk


i couldnt do


Is everyone lurking too I


an emote


SIS


Lmao


Bruh


One of the emojis are auto deleted cuz its a no no word?


o


probably


Wooow


You said a no no word


yet we talk abt weed


True


Ehh


Some emojis here are lewd lmao


When youre sick you do drugs and not go to school


In a sense


Why


WHY


Add something next to it


Like a peach


a hat in time


Niceee


BRUH


Wish I had nitro


Deadass.


Ahhh


But S7


back.


What an expense to my allowance


I literally CANNOT


ok, i should probably go back to lurking.


when u used to take part in athletic things in england, but theres no such thing for girls like that here


AAA


sexism 100


Just workout lmao


imma be a foreign officer to show these boomers


imnotallowedoutsidethehouseexceptforschool


Lurking too


OWO


Lucky


Wow


mind: can't relate


Im forced to go outside


Thats kinda sad Timothy


Because Im basically a caveman


big sksk


why u forced tf?


Cuz sunlight


And stuff


Vitamin d n shiz


Yee


my mum just tells me to go on the terrace for that


Modern problems require modern solutions


If you want athletic stuff just run around the house until they let you out


Also is there a reason they dont let you out


LMAO


Stonks


Lurking noises.


i like sports tho


i live alone so no one can force me to go out


UR SO


LUCKY


and pale.


Oop


i look pale in my selfies, .


But also responsibilities and stuff


Wait why you blushing Tim


HMm?


especially in my pfp


Damb.


its wide eyes


calm ur as down


Sunlight plus pale equals holy light


not gay today


You almost said no no word


Tsk tsk tsk kids these days


almost


k i d s


ur under 18


Yea but Im older than you so


ooo


u a kid:D


Oop


im sniffly omg


You can sucky sucky my neckie scary vampire


its too damn cold


uwu


woAH


oh, my i


This escalated quickly.


, yeah.


True


Call me rocket man


Yup.


Cuz I escalate things real fast


LMAO


no


smooth, jk.


Indeed.


: it wasnt smooth?


Im bored


ok, i take the jk part back.


sorry


Yisss


Ily


ilyt


Angry taco noises.


so uh


Wasup


taco? i


Someone say Taco


Yes.


You got me craving for some


lmao.


I'm a taco.


raco


I wouldnt eat you


uhoh.


taco


oh frick


Lmao.


Only if my life depended on it


i didnt read the last


i didnt say anything


HMMM


Sus


r a c o


RACOOO


N


SHH


S HH H H H


Smol timmy smol hands


how would u know if i had small hands though


Cuz all your body parts are proportional to your body?


Because were outside ur window


but theres a girl taller than me w smaller hands?


dont scare me


is scared


Ya Im under ur bed rn


Epic.


wha?


Its kinda


Suffocating


im on a chair


Okay so


Theres a bed in that room


im in my dads room


BRUH/


yall.


wth.


Avocado damn you kinky


Okay


I see you


ow.


Tryna hit it off


Y'all be wildin out here, bruh.


im eating crisps leave me alone


indeed, smitt, indeed.


Bro imagine calling chips crisps”


Indeed.


SHUSH


Imagine


i'm stalking some youtubers in instagram, so uh


we call it that in london


jk.


Calling french fries chips”


no discriminate


Im sure theres a bit of truth in that statement Denise


Yup.


i call fries chips sometimes :


Bruh


ow.


Forsakened!


force of habit shh


Fries as chips


they do that at my school


i said sh


Fine


and the teachers are like


chips as fries, aha.


do what?


Scary


eating fries with ur hands are rude


use forks


TF LMAO


What


wh?


and im like


WHAT


JFJJDSJJ


Brooo


Radically whips.


i eat fries with my hands, smh.


I gotta burn that school down


i wouldve told them to shut up


Fools you drink fries with your straw!


ngl thats ru d e


the thing is


LMAO


they do that


Hmm


What if I make a new product


Square straws


Fits fries perfectly


So u can succ em


my school also serves chips sometimes


nah im fine


i


forks


chips?


u mean crisps?


CHIP


LIKE


same thing


PACKETS?


yes


If you dont stop Im gonna call chips cookies


stop what


guess what they eat hamburgers with


Stop calling them crisps


Or cookies, chips.


thats


Knife and fork


thats what ive been saying my whole life


Ezzz


Lowkey thats what we do here


Cuz they serve really large burgers


Like


thats like me telling u to stop calling plates plates


Really LARGE burgers


Theres a whole steak in a burger


You need a knife for that


no mattr how large a burger is


Mmm... hamborgor.


a WHOLE steak?


gru has entered the chat


confused


a steak is small


thp


tho


Lmao.


Your steak is small


26 minutes before my alarm rings


Yeet


wh


what alarm


To wake up?


I don't understand either, Denise.


Yea


De Nice


Owo


Kinda bored doe


im playing roblox, bye idiottsss


Wooow


Can you be any more rude


i said bye


wow


cya shortie


At least saye


shortie


wowie.


bye best people in whole wide wide worl


have fun with the other midgets


De Nice? i


im not s h o R T


Oop


Im short


Youre as short as the lowercase s


i'm not short .


Me too.


I'm rly short


someone defend me


Well, I dunno.


i'm 5'3 so.


Defend yourself Tim


Omg


i tried to


I dunno so I am going to use Cm


I'm 4'11.


I can pick you up Denise


im talking to a wall


shorties are hella cute.


bruh, really?


no u


Roughly


I would if I could


nothing benefits from being short


except


I love being short.


In the event of an emergency


cant reach kitchen cupboards


You can sneak in little holes


Yes.


And escape!


Lemme convert into ft. Ooof


cant intimidate others


Lmao


And zoom around people in the halls.


Just use a weapon to intimidate


Though


cant look them in the eye when ur in a verbal fight


Yeaaa


i get into fights, so i have to look up


I can see that


Kick them in the shins.


Someone correct me


i dont do physical


Damb.


Just verbal?


Weak


im a twig


honestly im weak


i beg my dad for defense classes but hes like no


Dang


no nutella:


I guess hes like


u need a husband to protect you


Lmao gotem


i didnt know who u were talkin abt w 5'11 :


yh literally


lmao just do a bumch of pushups


and gut them


5'11 is 180cm is it?


welcome!


Welcome!


Nah just punch something for a whole hour every day


welcome


push ups dont teach u attack and defense


WELCOME


Blast.


enjoy your stayy, qt!


another potential prey


Potential pray oml


idk about cm though


ok


opportunities


Ooof


Imma get some food


Brb


i'm 161 cm so that's equivalent to 5'3.


cya.


i only know abt ft owo


ooof


Almost same as Winty.


It's weird being 4'11.


no one:


nutella: ooof


i'm 99 lbs/45 kg.


AHHAH SMALL


lmao.


Apparently. She is just under my shoulder.


i think im like 40kg


Red bean paste sesame ball


I've been 4'11 eleven since 8th grade and I'm a senior in high school.


im 6' and 50kg


tf?


wo


Is what Im having


my friend is 6'3 .


whos under my weight yall


wait


OOOf


Sameee


i eat junk food as my diet, but im anorexic skinny like


confused


Crazy


id like to get fat pls


how many conversations are here at once?


Few


idek


yea im around 6'


We need a counter


I'm 140 pounds but I'm heavy to pick up, according to my friends.


meh, just gonna lurk.


6' or 6


cuz i measure it in cm


Im still eating as


lurks


im 8' in avacado form


im addicted to kyu emojis


Bruh


DAS FACCCKKK


56 and 57, lmao.


Lmao.


ok, i'm supposed to lurk


HA


Comedy.


its not loading is that hot anime boy?


No.


but i can't stop myself from talking to y'all


cri


Thanks, fam.


np, ig.


nut, i


oh.


bruh


thats an owo emote


lmao remember this


That is light af


whats 140lb in kg?


Yeah.


Why is everyone light af


I dunno.


Kg.


oH


im lighter the hell?


looks for alfa oh, he's not here


damnnn


I'm smol boi.


wait is 40kg light?


i'm dark, jk jk.


thats frikin heavy


I weight double.


And short as heck


i have something to confess


how are you 4' and 60 kg


OMG


someones 4 feet?


I'm 4'11 and 140 pounds.


if you all are wondering what's my real face is it's my pfp and i


OM


THAS U?


Yes.


UR


SO


PRETTY


That's Denni.


naaa thas not allowwwed


yeah, that's me.


Pretty.


Continuous nod


sis u glowing


coffee sliding into dms


Yup.


lmao.


What.


Lmao.


well, i look like a singaporean i


Bruh.


Front


u look chinese japanese


not even gonna lie


that's close, i'm koreanjapanese.


ohh


yup.


Indeed.


im just saying im eat asian


EAST


OOP


She corrected it so fast


OMG


You eat Asian huh


it was loading


I see you


Lmao.


i oh


pls


dont eat asians pls


eat asian, lmao.


Smol ppl r fun to eat


I meant tease


zoeys racist to her own race like


Mhm.


LMAO


bruh


ahem smol?


alfa u did that on purpose


Yes r u smol


ahem


no im not


I'm smol.


Defo;


smol people are cuties.


tall people are.. um..


Because ur a cutieee


uh.. hot?


i


smol people,


i am?


Damb.


are not me


Im medium


i could be taller than u


who knows


Depends


Whats the number


why do people think i'm cute i


U AREE


U ARE:


Because you are.


170 and sumn cm


give me a valid reason reee.


Deal with it.


When i seee you


My heart go uwu


ur attitude, ur lurking, ur face, ur everything


So ur cute


Lmao.


i just met u today, sis u shine


ily y'all


Thx bby


ok, brb i gotta eat dinner.


tyy.


Aighhht enjoy


cyaa uwu


Epically dabs.


no


Tim saying sis lowkey nice doe


Yup.


SIIISSS


wot


Patrols chat


I mean, I spent 800 on combat gear


I'm dead


I can relate to being dead.


I think your cat needs some milk Tim


literally or that a meme


Literally


nah she had


I mean its tryna SUCC


She had?


u can STOP


Oka


yeah


Dang such emphasis on the stop


You gon make me stop


Yup.


Hnnng


Lurker taco noises.


Wah


Why you like tacos


Hm?


Yes.


Ahh nice


ive never had a taco, hard truth


I am a beanser, lmao.


Im food friends with people across the border


good


Lmao.


food friends


how nice


Food friends kinda make sense too


i want a food friend


Indeed.


what kinda foods ur friends with


I love quesadillas


never had


Tamales are good.


School tamales arent


Real tamales howeve


Obviously.


Never tasted em


idek what tamales are


Its like


Idk heavenly can explain


My grandmother makes homemade tamales.


i feel foreign


They're FOOKIN amaing.


You better not pronounce it as tamales


not knowing anyth yall r saying


amazing.


when i see the word


i see


Search up what a tamale looks like.


yee


Use google


Lazy


As


Yes.


tahmahlays


Wow thats actually right


lays as in the chips?


patting myself on the back


sorry bad joke


Tortas are also good.


lays


Been a while since I


Wow someone loves their chips


Geez


crisps


I rolled the r when I said tortas in my head.


Wanna fight little girl


girl


yeah sure


Thats what I said


Gorl.


Rlly


But I have to like


without the little yk what i mean


Do I have your consent to touch you I dont wanna get sued


Lmao.


That metoo movement been kinda


Yknow


Aight


imscaredlol


german suplexes the lil girl


He's gonna punt you.


whatdidigetmyselfinto


Nevermind.


JDJSJF TF


YEET


oh alright then


sorry yall just sound really wrong rn


kicks shin


the only self defense things ive ever done is punch and step on someone foo


FOO


She ded


Are you disturbed simin


i wouldnt let u pull me close hHAHAH


When you're a black hole of constant nothingness and can never get full or gain weight.


Your name kinda rhymes with


istg if u say


I think I can force myself to pull you close lil boye


literally me heavenly


Deadass.


no u cant


Oop


I called you a lil boye


Sorry Timothy


boy with an e


Yea


Like a ddoggo


Oh, hello. It's 4 in the morning.


Good boye


Bro that emoji I


its in my server


Also hello HolyDuck


I dont have nitro tho I


Hewwo


Welcome to the conversation


o.o


I thought I'll be forgotten xD


mavis


Radically whips. AAAHHH!


tell us ur height


excuse me what


I thought so too then I wouldve felt bad


I'm 5'1


Wowie


MOD HEAVENLY. Today at 17:09


OMG SISSY


Lmao.


JOIN ME


Wut;;


Nani


WERE


THE


SAME


HEIGHT


wdym


tim/ moved NO WAY


YEAH


Omg xD


Waiy


LMAO


Wait


How old r u


now what we need to do


is


attack alfa


im 14


I'm 16


same thing


no wonder ur so innocent


No xD


You'll get taller xD


am i missing something


I've seen all the Star Wars movies and the prequels, just need to see the last one.


yes


alot


ur missing alot actually


Yes.


Short gang, where you at?


no where


How short


n o


Oh oof xD


UR


SO


SMOL


Yup.


Cutie


frr


oh my god u shortie


Brethren.


albert has entered the chat


brother


I've been 4'11 since I dunno, 4th grade?


And I'm a senior in high school.


Hmmm


How old r u


Front


And I have a baby face.


ok


im back


Oh CUTIE


Baby face? ME TOO Xd


So all the freshmen tend to make fun of me.


Two baby faces


Even though I'm their senior.


If yall have a kid it would be the ultimate baby face


Damb.


Oh no xD


it would be born as a baby


and never stop being a baby


permababy


Thats how you get immortality;0


Then find a partner without babyface


xD


Lmao.


Theyre not destined for each other


no, continue the baby chain


Awh


Trueee


Id like that a lot


Oof


I ship it


yesss


Ship wut lmao xD


Whomst?


Uh it”


oh god


om that emoji


kinda scares me


what is happening


eek gtg


None much


Omg


Ehh is that how it works


cyaaa byeee


Byee


Cya smol


y e s


Goodbye, Tim.


smol lire


cya


Aight


Tiny Tim


tiny box tim


Lmao


So


ok but do u have to call everyone small


Nooo


Not really


I dont


My name is Mabel with a y and that's Maybel xD


Maybe I should change my ways


Is it really


Thats why you have the profile pic


Wahh


Nice


Yeah xD


IT ALL MAKES SENSE


Same pronunciation


Its all connected


AAAHHH!


Though youre username is Azelle and your nickname is Mavis


Omg what;;


xD


You go by MANY names


Yeah.


Aight fine


I'll change xD


They've got too many aliases.


Consistency is key


yall dont know how many things i am


Done xD


A lot probably


according to my friend groups memes


Ayy


yes alot


Thats neaoice


Your nickname looks like youre ready to dip your chopsticks into the milk


oh yes


Ohhh yesss


dipping chopsticks in milk is fun


i


Bro chill


excuse me


Lmao


right pg 13


My laptop deadass just shut down.


How to awkwardize the entire convo


Yeet


Trash top


Damb.


Should I quick intro myself? xD


Sure


im sorry but yeet is just really cringy


I havent seen you


Ay all


Really


Aight the name's Maybel


Female


intros


guysss ur interrupting her intro


True you can do it there


I already did my into in that channel


Lmao


A long time ago


Its buried


Quick refresher


Yep


Continue


Gotta dig it back up.


Lmao bruh I


What else do you wanna know idk xD


Lmao.


u r l o c a t i o n


From Asia xD


Your credit card number, social security number, mothers maiden name, password for social media sites, etc


I like food who doesn't xD


also ur 3 security questions


yes exactly


And the answers


ur credit card pin


I dislike doggos, I'm afraid of em


What kind of food though


ur phone number


Rlly


address


Sushi xD


slidin in


I love doggie even though I almost got devoured by a pack of em


Ayyy too much personal info xD


I havent tried sushi


Its secret xD


nah it aint personal at all


yknow


For me it is xD


its fine we wont rob you


or steal your identity


well just visit


Yall sound like robbers


Wdym 3 security whatever question is it


is for uh


And identity thieves


and yeah that too


Oh its a thing


Where you thing


dont worry we arent scammers or anything


Yeah


Were uh


of course not


Curious guys


yep


Guys


nothiong suspisous here


Wasup


Including females?


Or just males?


xD


warp


wdym


Nvm xD


what includes females


the robbing identities thing?


Any female here?


Is it weird if I read your messages with mabels from GF voice


There were


yeah females can change into males too


They just left


kinda


yep but they've been scared away lmao


Aw sad


Missed out the fun


So I'm the only female xD


alfa too creepy


what if i was both a female and male


There were 3


Youd be a germ


wait no i just imagined that oh god


what did you imagine exactly


gimme the details


Hmmm?


cant exactly say it here


Okay dm it to Col. Noxious KillSt3aler and he can relay it to me


i


i can just dm it to u


Woah


me too


I need relay


i wanna know


Avocado


yes


y e s


Can be the relay


Everyone wanna know xD


Im quite curious


ok fine then


You too maybel?


but if u think in images ur pretty much dead


Sort of


Hmm


Uh wut


Is that like a threat or a warning


a warning


wot


Bruh


Uh okay


I havent imagined it


lmao


Ive seen content like that


No one did I guess


its not that bad


boku no pico intensifies


Oh shi


xD


NOOO


I might need to sleep yall


Lmao oof


Ye me too soon


Ight ima see yall


bYE


Oop


Bye bye:3


Bye


Nice meeting yall


You too xD


Alfa out


aight


bye


welcome


Alfa out someone joins instantly xD


yup


Welcome uwu


they left instantly


Huh?;;


Aw come on;;


oof


cri


welp now chat is basically dead


Uh


xD


Dunno what to talk about xD


welp


too late now


officially dead


back.


hi.


Hello


how are you?


I'm good I guess pretty tired xD


you should rest.


Probably


aight getting awkward


whimpers in child


Geez


wot


Someone make me feel a strong emotion pls


I need to write a song but like I have no emotion to put into one


I ned help


Uhhh


Oh hey a gravity falls fan


Gravity falls was good as heck


xD


My name is close to Mabel that's why xD


nice


Maybe xD


Btw there has been no official denial of a new gravity falls season or series


The director even said he sees himself potentially making another


Strong emotion huh


Does it have to be bad or good


Either


Just any strong emotion


ok


inhales


uwu


That makes me feel nothing


Why do I feel nothing


hi, again.


Greetings Denise


hello, z.


how are you?


Fine I guess


Cuz like


Uhhh I feel nothing


But Im not dead inside


So like Ye


Howve you been?


sachii


Wm


Welcome!


Welcome


It is currently the dead time of the day in this server


Every time is the dead time of the day tho


Guess what learned existed today


A romance fiction between a girl and a bunch of Tetris blocks


Ye I know of it


welcome! uwuwuwu


More peopleee


uwuwu welcomeee


late welcome


wm


lmao


I thought this bot was cool.


Guess not.


lmaOJFEEGo


Oh, well.


yay torz


hello torzzz


cze uwu


owo


I love tht emoteee


yeahh its adorableee


uwu


so cuuute omg


Henlo


ayo


It is 2am and I have no intention on going to sleep anytime soon


oh


lmao


Not until I force myself to feel some strong emotion so I can finally write another song


Like they say


oooh you right songs?


The best stuff happens at 2am


Guitar songs


niceee


:0 cool


Im just tryna think of lyrics now


whats the song about


Nothing yet


Which is exactly my dillema


ah


is e e


Dont hate anything enough to whine about it, too boring for another life song, nobody to write a love song about and uhhh


Im not mad enough for a rebel song


i like the


'nobody to write a love song about'


i like that


What


Why


it sounds cool idk


Its not an option its just an excuse to not write one lmao


Welcome!


ohfrick


dude i thought that was a lyric


Lmao


Perhaps thats what I shud do


Actually


Write a song about me not being able to write a song


Hmmm


ooh


nice


Thank you dear Zoey, you may be the reason I might sleep tonight


:O


yayyy


Ill play with this idea but the chat will still be open so if you wanna continue talking feel free to


oki


actually i gtg now uwu sorry


Alright cya


And thanks


cyaaa


yw uwu


I love that emote


Tiny Jotaro


znalazIem co politycznego po angielsku aaa


jest napisane:


I support expostratism and reformities so we as people can use the resources we have to make the world a better place and achieve more together. But how do we learn from our past? There are many historic examples in Europe and the United States of an extensive welfare state with limited citizen participation.


I am not in favor of suppression or outright denial of human rights but I recognize that certain expressions of human rights are fundamental to human existence. Thus I am wary of governments that tie these rights up in knots. They should be reviled and mocked rather than shamed.


co to znaczy?


Whips.


Lmao.


I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How about yourself?


No prob. And I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it gets better.


Welcome


Wm


You're very welcome.


More peopleee


Welcome!


Hallo


Hello.


Hiii


Morning yall


I just woke up this afternoon


Nice.


Yeahh


I was in pain the entire morning so I slept through until it went away


Sorry to hear that, buddy. Do you know what happened?


Its something to do with my sleeping position lmao


I had a stiff neck among other things


I just slept through in a proper position to fix it


That makes sense. It's happened to me a couple times and it was also because of my sleeping position.


Sleeping in a comfortable position made it better.


Yeee


Guess Ill be careful with my position from now on


But sometimes I move in my sleep a lot so I cant really help it


Same here. But I'm glad to hear that you're feeling a lot better.


I also tend to move in my sleep.


And I can't help it as well.


Sometimes I just wake up like 90 rotated from my original position


I'll wake up with my head opposite my bed and feet on my pillow.


Bruhhh


Well anyways


Imma eat some breakfast


Yeah, it's wild fam.


Have a good breakfast.


Thx uwu


No problem.


skoro nie ma kanaIu wentylacyjnego, to tylko tutaj


Jestem kurwa wkurzony. W tej chwili, w mojej maIej dzielnicy Gdacie, w Polsce, nasz system finansowy umiera. Nawet w Kdnowicach marynarze rozrosli si miesznie ze wzgldu na oczekiwania zwiAzane z efektem Muskractwa. Moj przyjaciel, Andy Koziara, mieszkajAcy w Miezno, jest w zasadzie przejebany przez rzAd.


miejsce o nazwie zmieniIo si, bo nie chc umrze


nasza sytuacja finansowa jest zIa, ale mog utrzyma swoje ycie.


since there is no ventilation duct, it is only here :


Oop


I'm fcking pissed off. At the moment, in my small district of Gdat, Poland, our financial system is dying. Even in Kdnowice, the sailors grew funny because of the expectations associated with the Muskractwa effect. My friend Andy Koziara, who lives in Miezno, is basically fcked up by the government.


the place has changed because I don't want to die


our financial situation is bad but I can support my life.


Hows my translation Torz


Lmao.


Well good luck on living Torz


to samo.


Vinny Vindy


Hello, Mr. Nut.


Hello


nut


Imagine being able to use animated emojis smh:


: flex


Welcome!


Wm


Welcome


Welcome too


wm


And goodbye, Jimbo.


jeembo


Thank you!


You're welcome.


More peopleee


Halllo


hi.


late welcomes.


Hello, Denise.


hey, smitt.


how are you doing?


I'm doing good, just working. How about you, Denise?


i'm good, so far.


So far?


Also morning


hey.


Hopefully nothing too crazy happens today


welcome!


i hope so.


I'm glad to hear that. Sorry if my replies are slow. I'm working right now.


it's all good.


Okay.


Out here buying groceries too


oh.


I've spent most the day already in tay's server


now I have myself a beautiful woman


i'm quite confused but ok.


Lmao bruh


Mkay.


chat's quiet rn.


Still quite busy


yep.


Ditto.


wowie.


hi, torz.


HMM


Mornin server


Did you just assume my time zone


fr


it's 5pm for me


Same.


I'm dating a 34 year old


I


Okay then.


Lmao.


boys


hi.


I've hit my growthspert


uh, what's up with here?


I dunno.


No idea


I've almost ate 8 burritos in a day


and I gained nothin


A new season dropped on this anime Im watching soo


I grew an inch


I'm now 6'1


well, enjoy watching it then.


Ill finish it all in a day


am I being ignored


Theres only six episodes I


oh, well.


And no Im just multitasking conversations


I'm working.


The first season had 72 episodes


What a downgrade


Lmao


Oh well.


72? that's a lot.


I know right


But now its six episodes


Oh well


Ill finish it all today


hm, ok.


I normally would watch about 19 episodes a day maybe more


if they're avg length


24 mins


i've been listening to the same song in vc.


Bruh


I have a mental breakdown everyday


u good?


WWWHHHOOO


who?


HELLLOOO


TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIESSS


Rey is palpatines grand daughter


Your name is jack septic eye


Lmao


Why are you so energetic today


Nut


WWWHOOO


Because BMW just said We've located the problem


Your engine is meant to have 4 Litres of oil.


AYYY


You had roughly 500 MLS left


Bro


can't relate, sorry


That caused problems in the engine.


lurks


hey nut, torz here suggested we should have the groovy music bot.


Fr


You can understand what Torz is saying?


There should be 12 music bots already.


well, i guessed it so.


Why a 3rd.


wait, there's a second one?


The more the merrier?


Hmm.


Dyno and


Rhythm


I will ask oberkommand. Winty


aight.


Owo


Brb


dyno is hard to remove when you put it in a vc


ok.


Hmmm


Welcome!


Wm


YASSS


Stonks


welcomeee.


Front


Wahh


LETZL join


Thy channel


And listen


To this


Can you please translate.


Lemme grab my earphones first


I


Does it look like Im a walking translator


Yes


Oh


Well


Sorry I cant translate at the moment


Ill listen though


Haye Torz


h h


There goes your nitro


If you had any


RiP


Wahh


JAAA


Okay


I feel like Ive heard this song


Well my friends blast kpop every time Im not surprised


Cya


Start translating.


UHH


LELELELELE


LELEELEW


Shouldnt it be Denise that should be translating


Weeelll


Is it just me or is the music quality from the bot kinda staticy


I get that part.


Lelelelele


Same..


Nah. Might just be you.


Probably my WiFi then


F


WIFI


First world problems


Wee fee


Wayyy Fayyy


Request a song


Ive definitely heard this one


Uhh


ERIKAAA


Heheh


wahhh


Torz u should join in the music too


Yeah I'll play some sick beats


OVER THERE!


I might fall asleep


This song is on loop


It's been loop


Lmao


How do I stop let loop


Idk


Try!skip


Now my sadness kicks in


Now my sleepiness kicks in


Aaa


rownie


aby wyIAczy ptl, po prostu wykonaj ponownie !loop


Does it loop every time


Bruh


Bruhh


rip


Do!loop


Or something


The song jiggles well with the emoji


.pock


.pxk


FU


NEIIINNN


NIEEE


DAS FACKKK


People crying every night


fack


It's just the song.


i regret joining a hundred servers.


now i get 800 pings everyday.


OOOga


I regret many things


ow.


Ello gamers


hiya, z.


Hows it going


Guten Tag


good.


yours?


i gotta eat breakfast, bye.


Hi there makenji, you new around here because I dont believe Ive seen you here before


Alright cya denise


see you later.


Bai


Shes new


Thanks!


Torz I will stab you if you continue with these emojis that have no conversational value


Lmao


That's not nice:o


He doesnt speak English LmAoo


Ah


He only speaks polish


True


Hm


Frick, if only he spoke danish or Africans


Um


Yesterday I had to translate every single thing he said


Because I just so happen to speak a tiny bit of polish


It was really good translation


Z. Danish?


I think


cze, nowa osoba


Hej min ven


Ye


I speak danish


And Africaans


Wow:o


Mr worldwide


I speak Korean German English and Swedish fluently


Epic


Dads teaching me german


So


Ms Worldwide


Cool!


I moved to Germany when I was little


Nice


I live in a city called Dortmund


I had to learn English in like under a month


And I succeeded


Wow


gratulacje


I had to learn Swedish because our original plan was to move to Sweden


But we didn't


So that was a waste of time


rip


Well


Knowing a bunch of languages is beneficial regardless


Yeah I guess


I'm really glad that I ended up in Germany tho


I see


sIyszaIem e niemieckie piwo smakuje jak gowno.


That's a lie Minoru


German beer is the best


:c


Nah fam


German beer is trash


You're trash


Tbf Aussie beer is trash too


Return Northern Schleswig please


Hehe


Heh


Heee


makenjiii


Willowww


Heyyy


hiii


What's up


I'm sad


bully


Sad?:o


Hello willow


Oh noes


you've been back but u never texted me


I've been here for like half an hour


still


u could have texted me


Have strawberry


I could of


Yes


Sorry;c


no your not


Yup.


Oh look


Hey heavenly


The drunk Scottish Cyclops


Lmao


Hello, Z.


How it been dude


Lel


L:DD


Swedish meatball


Aw thats not good to hear


It certainly isn't.


Therapist: costs S200


Saying It be like that sometimes”: free


Living in a country with free universal healthcare:


DE


Does that include mental health services


Yes


Damnnn


Of course


Zs therapy is best free therapy out there


I even get my anti depressants for free


Does it involve a suckie


Thats nice


uwu pp


uwu pp indeed


Hot


No


We do not permit nsfw here


Even if its an emoji


What was it


Im curious


Eggplant


nie zezwalamy na treci niebezpieczne w tym miejscu


that?


Omg delete that


Nah


Think of the kids!


Thats hot


See


Its not allowed here too


A,lowed


You mean its not alewd


Silence


Child


I'm not a child


Z is such a zoomer


I am the only active online admin so for now I am a god


Nobody worships you tho


Oof


A god is powerless without believers


Oh my


Konk


nie jestem nieudacznikiem


Sound the alarm


The closet doors have opened


Lmao


I have a maid tho


I am a maid..


I have 2 now


Why


RGB fox


If you pay me more than my boss


Sure


More pay means more services”


I literally work as a maid it isn't as cool as people seem to think


xx


Yeah I know


I wouldnt think so


Yeah


Its a trash job


I used to work as a maid too


It's nasty


Its trash


Oof


Yeah uhh so was mine


Uhhh


Z got any pics


We suffered the same fate then


Well, I escaped kome


mine


They share a maidly bond


Same


Eventually


Once he touched me by accident I was like NOPE


Oo


F


Wait are you a guy?


Yeah actually


Surprise


zajebiste, ale nielegalne.


I thought that only happens to us


Guy maids


Oof


Thats a market i never knew existed


Duh it does


Wouldnt it be butlers?


I did have to wear a feminine uniform and I want to throw up each time I see a pic of me wearing it


LMAO


Yea for guys to wear feminine uniforms


I'm sorry for you


It was trash


Where theres demand theres supply I guess


Glad the guy went to jail tho


Lmao


I have to wear an uniform too but at least it isn't revealing


Mine was


uwuf


I'm glad I'm a woman then


Z has been through a lot of shi


You have no idea man


Welcome


Theres only one person on this server who even knows a quarter of the shoot Ive done


Wm


Oh well


Hang in there


Not literally


Welcome!


You know whats worse though


A friend once found pics of me in uniform on a femboy subreddit that I didnt post


So like


Hello


That disgusts me


Hey


OOOf


Im triggered seeing cute cafe servers owo


Y


Yeah you dont deserve wholesomeness


Its sooo cute


Lmao


Welcome


Get some roles gamer


Am


Wm


okie


Yall ever just find that one song youve been looking for


MMM


Makes your ears


PL?


Poland


I dont know what Z is referencing


Bruh


Diggy Diggy”


Digdug?


Check media alfa


back.


Media has been checked


Hi Denise welcome back


hey, alfa, thanks.


What were you up to?


i was eating breakfast.


Ah


I got some orange chicken for lunch


sounds interesting.


Im kind of craving cereal for dinner


cereal?


Cereal!


isn't that for breakfast i


Its quite odd I know


well, it is kinda.


But yeah theres that


The server only gets active at around 12 AM


yeah.


I dont have much to do rn


Ahh


oh.


Yeah


Ill just chill here I guess


well, if you ever need something, i'm right here.


Thanks bby


you're welcome:3


Ill lurk for the most part, if a conversation pops up I might jump in


alright.


Now then


lurks


lurks with you


Ey weba Denise


Hi there Mattie


hey, z.


Anything on anyones mind today


what do you mean by that?


uh, nothing much.


Uh by what I mean by that is uhh


Is there any particular thought that has been bouncing around your head today


nie


um.. somebody?


sorry, i just tend to be awkward rn.


Oh thats fine


but nothing's on my mind that much.


Do you mean like youre thinking about somebody


yeah.


Yes she is


I probably know who it is.


Or not.


I dunno


fakt rozrywkowy


Zdanie Nigdy nie powiedziaIam, e ukradIa moje pieniAdze ma siedem ronych znaczen w zalenoci od zestresowanego sIowa.


Is it a good thinking about somebody or bad thinking about somebody


good thinking, .


Yup.


Oh yeah thats me right there


Lmao


Alfa bruh


Lmao.


It seems that conversations always start when Im away


smh my head


Bro


ow.


Damb.


awkward


Definitely Zs daily


Bruh


fault


So heres a message to everyone who thinks Im nice


i think of everybody as a nice person.


don't know why.


What about hitler


Oop


For the German people he was


Denis is german


o.O


Anyways, I have to get back to work. Goodbye, guys.


i'm not german, lmao.


Alright good luck heaven


bye, smitt.


Nooo


Don go


RIP Z


and i'm not supporting hitler, .


I was jokin


Pls don go


who?


lmao.


Oh if you insist Z Ill stay by your side


Bruh


Wasnt talkin to u


then who are you talking to?


Wait. Me?


Danggg ruuude


I was being nice for once yknow


you are nice, bruh.


Aww thx bby


Sometimes Im not


Alfa has quite literally told me to go kill myself back on the previous server


huh did I?


Yes you fukin did


np.


That kinda sounds like me


Lmao


Ive been exposed


but meh, you're still nice to me.


OOO


Of course I wouldnt be mean to you Denise


Z on the other hand


tacos raining from carrots


i saw that eye


e.e


yes, what he said


Potatoes


First


Tacos raining from carrots


Anyways, I'll go before I start third wheeling you Denise and Alfa. Bye.


what is that suppose to mean


Have fun working Heaven


bye.


wait, third wheeling?


what does tacos raining from carrots mean


and i


Audrey is really random


AnnaOOP


Yes. Third wheeling.


audrey


A lot of things like dude, like depression


what does that mean


She


A third wheel is someone who is unnecessary to a group and is tagging along. In this case, the group usually consists of a couple and the third, superfluous person. The term third wheel is a misrepresentation of the term fifth wheel, as fifth wheel does not refer to any particular number of people in a group.


Yeah, that's me.


now i'm confused.


In my case I always feel like the third wheel


Wow


Thats a really accurate


MakE me read thAt


dizzy


Definition


nEvEr


I third wheel a lot of my friends.


ow.


I say nEVERRR


still confused


And their relationships.


Im just always the third wheel


Third wheel TL;DR is when youre with a couple, and theyre being sweet together and youre being left out


Yeah.


Not necessarily a couple


ok, i get it now.


thank you.


well i


Oh for my definition it was a couple


Ive been the third wheel my entire life


And I do feel bad cuz I know how it feels I


Depression: Deciding if carrots are hot enough to marry


and i


For absolutely every friendship group Ive ever been in


audrey, are you ok?


Ive been the third wheel


Thats tough Z


Maybe you should become the center of a harem


Thats always fun


I'm not a okay


uhh


I just fukin realised


Rip Audrey tho


yes?


HMM


Depression seems fun! I wanna see if carrots are hot enough to marry!


feels uncomfortable because you're all swearing


Audrey please I


Sarcasm.


ok, nvm.


My boss had a male maid harem essentially


BruH


ow.


wowie.


He was living the dream


Before he went to jail.


mind: oop


Lmfao


Now I feel even more disgusted


wow! wonder if climate change is hot!


I'm sorry


Partner in crime australia is literally on fire


Actually


An entire highway melted


audrey, you need to call a psychiatrist.


Oh dang


sexy hot


Its 50 degrees Celsius out here


lmAo


Send help


Audrey needs a lil sum sum if you know what i mean


australia is burning.


But, like I said. Goodbye Denise and Alfa, apologies for third wheeling.


Bye have fun working heaven


Why am I not being said goodbye to


all good, see you smitt.


No heavenly didnt say bye to me


Sad


ouch.


LMAO


bruh


He already did I think


A couple messages up


He said a general goodbye to everyone


Is california ghoStlY dudes?


Anna oop


Audrey stop


California is on fire


Fr


Audrey


Bad


Bad boy


rip me


Go sit in the corner


Hit me with a stick


nu, u bad


hit em


Go get some roles and sit in the corner


Time out


Lmao


no u


Youre in time out Audrey


go


roles bully me


Go


Sit


In


The


Corner


Audrey


But discord is an infinite 3D space


no U


NO u


Oop wrong pic


What was that


Nothing


wha


Partner in crime


You guys saw nothing


Alright if you say so


Good


BUDDY


That was intentional


wanna snipe it


That one was


i was just gone for like five minutes to watch a new video and now wh


The previous one wasnt


She


denise


nani


Why are you panicking Denise


What is going on


Chaos


Z makes me go in corner!


violence, .


But its like level 2 chaos


jk.


go in a what?


corner


:c


e.e


ow.


Audrey is cornering Z in a corner


z, i


You guys are making this sound much worse than it is


It might be as worse at it is


Z


There we fkn go


I'm in corner;c


i dondon't know


Yes


Finally


Audrey got cornered


Z, fill me in


No Lenny faces or I will kill you


Uh random chaos I guess


Denise and alfa are how dating


And uh


No need for Lenny faces


wha?


Audrey SaId random shite and now he or she is in timeout


fr?


oopsies


Yeah fr you two are dating now


smoke is buRnnIng someone's weave off


i mean, audrey said wh


Audrey


Go


Bak


To


Your


Corner


tf.


z, no.


And think about what youve done


your not my daddy


i'm


or mommy


Wha


I just come back here


i saw that, z


Such is random chaos


came


Saw what?


don't act like you're innocent.


i saw that, really i did.


Calm down folks


Saw wha


I dunno what she talkin about


Daddy Nutella help me


never mind..


I'm here to end all violence.


I can be


yes. that.


Ok Audrey


The logs arent even


you said that.


Luigi says using violence to end all violence is a necessary evil to achieve world peace


mental breakdown


i'm going crazy.


i


Stop drop and roll!


pat pat Denise


hugs


wha?


This is all just chaos


OOOf


Someone deleted it lmao I


memes LETZL


BrO


Someone likes strict interpretation of rules


ow.


STOP. DROP ROLL!


What is even going on anymore


i don't even know.


In any event that your clothing catches on fire.


If anything Z should be in memes cuz hes a whole meme


STOP


DROP


ROLL


stops, drops and rolls


Join ME


LMAO


ROLLS OFF LE CLIFF


tf is going on


ADIEUU


Join me in the fat cakes company


runs


Its not safe


stays


AAA


Chaos is my home


Im being burnt alive


Send help


Toasty.


calls 911


Bruh


Just stop drop and roll


Its literally so easy


STOP DROP AND ROLLL


911: sorry, wrong number


hA


Don't stop till you get enough


DEADASS?


Nutella, if I were on the edge of a cliff, and there was a fire should I roll off the cliff?


LETS GO Z


excuse me, i?


audrey, eye


You push the fire off the cliff.


Duh


dUhH


how


me burst in too flames


wAIt


snIFF


bruh.


did nutella manly toot


What


runs to corner


C:


Good


Stay in your corner Audrey


You must suffer


I mean


runs to the end of the universe


Arent we all


Thats kinda the point


I guess


And so are you alfa


there is no end


Drools on cookie


Audrey


silly me, there is indeed no end.


To


The


Corner


I only treat you differently cuz youre special;


z, i.


who?


OK,


DENISE G O


w.h.y


It isnt s a f e


You will d i e


Wont we all


Walks with the drooled cookie in mouth to corner


rolls myself to the cliff


rip.


What if the cliff rolls off me


what if i roll the cliff?


Ill stop you


Woah


Kinky


Of course


bruh.


Is there an owl


to. my corner


But


I am alone


Hi alone


Im Alfa


I'm dad


dabs furiously


Yea


nice daddy jokes


dABs


i'm a human.


I make a great daddy, right Denise?


What if the corner sits at Audrey


um, yes.


Oh


Huh


Thanks:D


uhhh, no problem


What if Z and Audrey gets sat by the corner


what if the corner sits at them?


excuse me?


WHOAAA


Woah dad I meant Z, chilll


What


I missed it


Ohhh


dad, b


Imma stop you right there


Said that before but ok


OK thAnKs


sorry, it's cornhead hour.


crack


CORNHEAD


Cornhead


Im feeling kinda corny right now


c o r n h a r d


bruh?


Runs out of corner with coat on head


corny?


Corny.


wh


I'm fRE


well, ok


run, audrey.


Audrey escapes!1!1


Roll off the cliff!


don't ever come back to your corner.


Corn


Audrey back in the corner now


no.


no way.


runs with coat on head and yells no u


hey, that's not fair.


Z kinda kinky today no cap


no, don't ever come back to your corner, audrey.


and alfa, don't go down in your knees


Ill only do it for you bby


i


ok


Wait I think its the other way around uh


Cries mommy I'm home from Z who took my drooled cookie


lmao.


Bruh


Either way


joe


Joe mama


your. mother now


hello mother duck


Imagine dragon


Imagine wagons


Oh god Ive become l1


Ah


LMAO


Classic


wha


mother duck


who?


who is daddy duck


U is mommy duck


hello daddy camel


Wha


What kind of kink is this


Whom is camel


i'm your mom wha


I dont know man Im just crying


The best kind of kink


Furry ddom?


Wait we have a child, Denise?


yes


hello daddy duck


Hmmm


Yes and child services me has taken it away


dang.


You guys are awful parents


tf.


ur not my mommy


no u


I did not sign up for this!1


inhales


Shi


never had had kids so


exhales


Alfa cheating lmao


that's why ur jelly of our hot family


wym cheating I


excuse me?


Im confuse


Thats okay tho


hi mommy duck


Lets all get confused together


AAA


i am confused, either.


duck wha


breathes


Inhale and exhale Denise just calm down


Oh wait


Lmao


Is it the other way around


Your child has been taken away and placed in an orphanage called the corner


calms down but panics


there isn't an orphanage named corner, fyi.


mommy


save me


and a corner isn't an orphanage.


Well what do you want to call it then


A concentration camp


An abandon shelter


what?


What about


mommy save me


Lost and found


I think Ill keep the child


this chat is going crazy.


um.


Its free isnt it


, wha


yes


No


Child support


She said yes


Child services do not care


Your child will now be euthanised


let me out


deep breaths


Yes


AAA


hey, hey keep it sfw.


I ate too much salt


t e r m i n a t e


I ate too many peanuts


n o .


Mmm that didnt feel good at all


But its sfw


Alfa


n e v e r.


Whats up avocado


WTF


i ate too many avocados.


oops.


sorry not sorry.


Your child is no long among us


Nah she right there at the corner


bruh.


is the chat going downwards or upwards?


jk.


Woah


Both


You made my head do a spinny


sorry.


As you can see


Child adoption!


Cost: Free!


Mommy suggestion: Denise


Daddy suggestion: Alfa!


First one to adopt me is my love bug!


The child is no longer here


yes, i have eyes.


repatriate


wha


Love bug?


Whats that


A


Its a repatriate


Oh god


adopts audrey whatever.


Youre supposed to hug her I think


If there is a repatriate here where is the EE


Oh goooddd


Ill take the Audrey


lMaO


Guys


dAddY?


If Audrey is a repatriate


That means


Euthanasia is now free


Someone deleted it lmao I


Audrey is a repatriate


Were fkn doomed


Z u legit been calling people daddy


AYY


MY MANS


He saved my text


R O G E R S


Hes too kind


Huh


Its not NSFW, like dad parents;c


Guys sit still for like 10 seconds


Audrey is a


repatriate


Which means


There is an EE here


Whats a repatriate


Whats an EE


Cuz Im here


I forced it


Repatriate


Extraterrestrial England


Internet so,urge


FucC


Woah


Splurge


Is that spam


The fffuck


Spam!


Nah


Its an internet splurge


Van him


I cant help it


Also Siri you are very wrong with your definition of a


repatriate


Its called a joke


Silence mod


Hes having a power trip again I


Lmao


Downgrade him to Demiadmin


stop this kink fest!


also Z: on your knees


I said stop the kink fest


What about


You still have an onyourknees kink


Both at the same time


No


Silence


Mod


I dont have an on your knees kink


I actually dont have any kink


He has the kinkless kink


But if I have a kinkless kink thats a kink


Exactly


So Im not kinkless


But I am kinkless


Because I dont have a kinkless kink


No it means you have kink


I dont


It doesnt repeat


Only loops once


Avacadabavado guilty of degrading


Kinkshaming


Lmao


Its not shaming


Imma just yeet myself out


Im not shaming the kink Im saying he has once


You are kinkshaming


Its like the difference between saying someones skin tone and insulting it


I didnt say its bad or anything


So theres no shame


Kinkshamer


Its just kinker


I return


I have the high ground now


HELP


bans ava


Sorry ava but not even a prime frame will save you now


laughs in reverse


You have harmed the passage of the tenno ava


All of the tenno look down upon you


This is not reversible


I am no longer Tenno


For the void prevents it


I


Am


Uhh


You have harmed our sacred past


Heyhey


orokin


The orokin have long been killed


The sinful race going against reality itself


Disgusting.


Welcome ARAGONITE


Dont let us scare you


Just ignore the orokin over here


Please ignore these two


This is a lovely, wholesome server


With plenty of friendly people


Yes


Oi


I am friendly


Im the one who revived this server


Whajs. Im not scared dw


Its just the bad ones are much more predominant


Aight


sweats


Uhhh


Yea


Of course


lmAo


Thats usss


Were not annoying at alll


Come on innn


Youve come to the right place


Youre less annoying than the other servers ive joined tonight;;


Thats great news!


Mission accomplished


Epic


Yes! We have a mission, a mission to make this server lively and full of happy upstanding people!


Of course!


Yes!


Yes thats why were here


Were not creepy or anything


Welcome


Oh


Welcome friend!


Ignore the orokin and you should be fine


nO


Im avacado


Please, gentlemen. This is no way to welcome our members!


Ramsey just act normal dude


Ah yas of course


We all know you dont act like this


Stop pulling a vindy


You sound very sarcastic lmAo


Ye he does


Sarcastic? Why of course Im not sarcastic!


Hello, welcome!


Hi there


Before you think Im a nice person


Let me tell you the truth


Oh he jokes!


i cant breath


Ahhandms


Ehja


Ramsey please stop I will legit throw up


Lmao


Bruhhh


ARAGONITE nO


: Why not?


Vomit isnt good


Perhaps


The acid burn is very nice


Scary


There he is


Swole


What are you looking at?


Zs corpse!


Thats. Nice:


Very heartwarming


Very much so


Oop


Welcome!


Wm


Sksksksk and I oop


The bois


Like you did


Look at your corpse


Bruhhh


I was making amalgamations


Ill amalgamate your limbs


what


Greetings


Its been ages


Cheers


Also we mustnt speak of our one mutual server


The one particular one


We must not speak of it here


swag


I dont speak in it


Same


What memes have thou assembled over the past months


Wha. What server?


funny anime server


Nothing do not question it young aragonite


;; sniff, okay then


also


the memes Ive gathered over the months


Feed me


help


you wouldnt get them


My brother asked me what is period in a nutshell. I was like: Body wants baby


Body doesn't get baby


Body gets revenge.


Bruh


back to hibernation


o hno


see you next year


ok


lmao


farted on


Sharted


I return


Cya oh ancient taph


So


Ill come from time to time


Im not letting the chat die yet


Alright then


Chat


You


Are


Not


Gonna


Die


I am chat,i am here


On


Me


Yet


Oh!


Have I ever told any of you about my extreme passionate hate for pufferfishes


Welcome!


Wm


Why: they're so cute


Bruh


They steal all the bait


Theyre a pest fish here


Where do you live?


Pick up the pufferfish and take it home


Feed it carrots


Aww. Poor bait:


what


My favourite rubber fish bait


Im gaming


Alright


Anyone know whens the next full moon


I forgot to check the predictions


in 10 days


sorry for thr late reply, i was biking.


Got it


Oh cool


and i got injured, again..


Oh no


Where


I bike a lot and I kind of know an ez remedy for most injuries


on the arm.


What kind of injury


Sorry to hear that.


Amputation


all good, smitt.


Hope you feel better.


thanks.


Dont check deleted messages


i


i just did


tf.


i'm still with alfa ha


Wait so


Fr


Are you guys dating


sachii


They probably are.


Lmao. Can't believe you shipped me and Denise.


I ship everyone dude


Makes sense.


The whole joke about Denise and alfa dating was from me


Fool


She told me that she had a crush on him.


Huh


Epic


I suppose.


Thats cute


It was pretty obvious as well.


I didnt notice cuz I was legit ded for 2 weeks


Okay;


When she asked how I knew, I just said, Denise, it's obvious. The way he was flirting with you and how you were stuttering with the text messages. So yeah, pretty obvious.”


Ok can we not talk about relationships


I feel way too envious


Yeah, of course.


Sorry about that.


I also feel the same way.


But moving on.


I wanna watch the new Star Wars movie.


Theres another one


Yeah.


Man Star Wars wise Ive been under a rock lately


Ive drifted too far off


I've seen all of them and the prequels.


Just need to see the last.


I havent seen a single Star Wars movie but I watched the clone wars


Yet I know pretty much everything about how the force works


I used to be apart of a Star Wars theory group


Ooh, sounds nice.


Ye it was


I am a dwarf and Im digging a hole


Damb.


Brothers of the mine rejoice!


Swing, swing, swing with me


Raise your pick and raise your voice!


Is that a song?


Sing sing sing with me


Down and down into the deep


Who knows what well find beneath


Diamond rubies gold and more!


Hidden in the mountain store


Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone


Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home


Skin made of iron, steel in our bones


To dig and dig makes us free


Come on brothers sing with me!


Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole


I am a dwarf and Im digging a hole


Diggy digg hole


Digging a hole


I'll take that as a yes.


The sunlight will not reach this low


Deep deep in the mine


Never seen the blue moon glow


Dwarves wont fly so high


Fill a glass and down some mead


Stuff your bellies at the feast


Stumble home and fall asleep


Dreaming in our mountain keep


Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb


The earth is our cradle;the mountain shall become our tomb


Face us on the battlefield you will meet your doom


We do not fear what lies beneath


We can never dig too deep


I am a dwarf and Im digging a hole


Diggy diggy hole


Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole


I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole


Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole


Born underground


Suckled from a teat of stone


Raised in the dark


The safety of our mountain home


Skin made of iron


Steel in our bones


Z. yes, we're dating with alfa. sorry for the late reply, again.


bruh


i


Yup.


The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb


Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom


we do not fear what lies beneath


we can never dig too deeep


I


I did it


are u ok


Congratulations.


bruh.


Now to sing the entire thing


And I will sing all of your interruptions along with it


Go ahead, buddy.


Sing to your hearts content.


Apologies.


Filthy mod


Damb.


Im not mad Im just jokin around mate


Mkay.


If I ever do seem mad Im joking around


It is impossible to anger me to a point of sounding mad


Good to know.


Check media to hear the song


I will.


Scroll up until the diggy diggy hole link


But I have to continue working. I'll check it out in my free time.


Alright


Bai heavenly


Goodbye, Z.


Bruh what did I just arrive to


Uh


Nothin


daddy


Audrey


Back


In


Your


Corner


Ay wassup


I has question


Yes child


what's a period


oh n0


now


make me


Its when the walls of your pp commit suicide because you failed to bring an offspring


I heard


that


blood


comes


out


of


ur mouth


:l


You do realise there is a lot of sexual tension when someone says make me


Like


oh gOd


The statement has so much sexual tension in it


nOOO


do you have one?


Yes but its different from yours


:p


o


Mines better looking


Bruhhh


gotta keep it sfw lmao


Ye


Please do


hi again.


Where do babies come from then? keep it sfw,


Wb bby


Uhhh


ty.


uh.


um.


Sfw...


they come from a fairy.


a good fairy.


Thats not realistic


fairy's poop on windows


Babies come from the baby patch


Okay Audrey


at least, it's sfw


Lets take this the scientific route


A father must go and grow a baby at the baby patch


how


First he must find a suitable spot


well, actually, babies come from a baby factory.


Then he plants this special white seed


LMAO


The baby takes 9 months to grow


Ready for the doctor to harvest and give to the father


it sounds like nsfw i


jk.


WHY nine?


because if you turn it upside down it looks like a pregnant woman


Its not nsfw its a white seed


Whats nsfw about a white seed


o


Because little Audrey


I think its better if we demonstrate it rather than explaining with words


I see


why are we having this conversation again?


Welp. Back to lurking and third wheeling.


And they need to give their parents 9 months to prepare


hold up


anna oop


hey, i was a baby 16 years ago.


Sorry heavenly


It's whatever.


You can join in the conversation though


If anything Im the third wheel here


: smitt


Its all about makin babehhhs


I don't mind watching.


Watching baby making?


check uh media


Bruhhh


Nothing I say wouldn't benefit the chat in any way.


demonstrate it?


tf?


Im just a child services representative here


check media


I am taking young Audrey


You two are terrible parents


Z dont touch children you creep


Its a learning experience yknow


I guess since it is like a small rp IMA be 9


excuse me?


terrible?


bruh.


Off to the euthanasia camp young Audrey


Nobody loves you so


And just like that. I'm ignored. Later.


mommy duck loves me right auntie duck?


yes


what, who?


auntie is Z


I love Audrey like my own child


So uh


awkward


Im taking her


To my own camp


I am child services sir


let's get this right


why are we having this conversation, again?


You cannot touch her or else I will call the police


i am sooo confused.


Its cuz Audrey asked where babies come from


I am the police now


Daddy: Alfa


Mommy: Denise


auntie: Z


But it has to be a sfw explanation


AUNTIE Z


ha.


Z ought to be the maid annaoop


Ok fr tho if this server is active for 2 months Ill show the pics of me in uniform


I am willing to do that


Or I can just find it buried in reddit


since I'm here ofc


bruh.


I got the post deleted


My brother asked me what is period in a nutshell. I was like: Body wants baby Body doesn't get baby Body gets revenge.


so


Lmao


dad explain


runs


Can I trigger your ptsd Z


Sure


memes


Sips carrot juice covered with taco


Shes an odd child


Shes autistic


dad


She must be euthanised


Can I play moosic


Do what you want Audrey


Before the autism spreads


Auntie Z stop being murderous


fri


Did Denise say a no no word


kiki do u loveme


dizzy whatever


r u riding


will u ever


ever


Nooo


leave me


I will ban the both of you


frothe side nowm


wha?


In a heartbeats


who?


me?


nuuu


Both of you will be banned


Not you denise


Ur cool


Do it.


Hes having a power trip again


bruh, ok


I am a. God


a fake one.


actually.


I am god


Hes a bootleg god


You are mod


Anyway,


So silence


bruh.


So, my friend asked if mommy was hot.


Ill call papi Nutella if u keep on being a beach


wha?


mommy is what?


i


e.e


Mommy is smokin hawt


Papi Nutella never responds unless his fleshlight winty is online


hot Whatever that is


Nahh


I have the power to summon him too


Sometimes


I am the troublesome child out of the admin brothers and sisters if you couldnt tell


be honest FR, do i make laugh


Oh yeah Nutella used to be your dom right


confused what in the world is going on


Fr u need to be fired


Dom?


fr can someone tell me what's going on.


The dominant


You were the submissive one


He twerked for me once


dom? more like dominoes.


I meant worked for me


jk.


Bruhhh


I love dominoEs


sachii these are some ancient winty server inside jokes


Like


3 years old


True


I was a young lad back then


And Z is as stupid as he is today


Pizza is nice.


I dont think thats how that works Z


confused


Whatever


Ignorant god


what alfa said


So purge yourself


Damb.


ow.


Its almost like youre irritating


Like theres only one person who doesnt and thats my gf


Who doesnt exist


Deadass.


Even the polish guy called you excretement


Uh my chest physically hurts rn


Help


Bro just punch your chest until it goes away


It hurts


The medic


Please dont be the tumor again


Existence is pain!


It was hard to remove the first time


Please dont be another tumor


usunA krgosIup z ciaIa


Imagine cancer


yes, it is the tumor aka the mental breakdown.


Hallo


welcome!


More peopleee


enjoy your stay.


wm


If your chest hurts to breath then just punch it


It works


Henlo


And if it still hurts just take a toaster bath


wyobracie sobie mier z powodu choroby


Oh yeah have I ever told you guys about the tumor that nearly killed me when I was 5


and i


What


Uh..?


wth?


What are we saying what to


Pants


Yes what pants


Yeah


I was nearly killed by a tumor when I was 5


dancing pants.


MMM


i gotta change my pfp fr.


Aight


Okay what now


What messed up topic should we discuss next


Pant


I crave nachos


Wahh


Uwa


uwu


Nandatto


Kek


Guys wanna see the external mark that the tumor left behind


NIE


NEIN


Well idc


iie


Danggg


Hes mean sometimes


No wonder nobody


Loves me?


Ik


Damb.


Z, nie chcemy sIysze o bogu guzu


bamd


It was a fill in the blank game


Did you win? whoknows


Wahhh


When your started out good, then it got shittier over time, then it began to get better, now it's starting to get shittier.


I think thats my life


what do you mean?


Oh boy, has my day been going so great!


nienienienienie


Its winter break rn so im doing nothing except staying home


nie kurwa nie


nieee


When your day started out good, then it got shttier over time...”


And playing vrchat till like 6am


Is what he meant


I think


ow.


Yes.


oh, my.


Do you have a VR thingy? Dun Goufed


And wow, I was quoted.


hey, vindy.


Hiya.


You just got


quoted


smitt, you ok?


At least one good thing seemed to happen.


how are you, vindy?


vinny vindy


What's cooking lads?


VINNY


Insane.


vinesauce vinny


i'm talking to two persons at once fr.


No i dont


Vinesauce


I can't get anything done today and it's just stressing.


I only have a usb headset


Youre learning how to multi converse Denise!


So many things to get done.


I return


And a benana shapiro playermodel


ouch. i don't think you're ok, smitt.


I feel bad for Heavenly


same, same.


Id offer to help but Im kinda lazy


wh?


If theres anything I can help with anyways


Help my face is peeling from sunburn


I'm great, I don't know what you're talking about Denise.


Heavenly


Sir thats a LIEEE


sunburn, ouch.


Dont lie to ur self


smitt, just spit it out.


Ye I got sunburn from fishing for like 11 hours


Ill console you and stuff


No. I'd rather not.


Is that why nobody loves me


Because I fish for 11 hours


sigh


Yeah cuz u easily get sunburnt


lmao.


Weak


Against the sun?


Cant even win?


if you ever need anything, smitt, i'm here.


Like get your cell game up bro


I wear a jacket alot


Blazer and trench coat.


Dude


Even when it's blitzing hot.


Lmao


Imagine not wearing a jecket 24/7 when youre outside


This is the first time Ive been sunburnt in 10 years


I wore a jacket during summer in Florida :D


Yeah i have a raincoat


Its great because i dont have to prepare for anything


Wherever I am, for every occasion. I wear a jacket.


And the pockets have zippers


Z. I bet you havent been out for 11 hours in 10 years


Meee


I have jacket everywhere


I go fishing for 11 hours every weekend


Sure, I guess. Thanks Denise, I guess.


Its family tradition


np.


Ill love you Denise


Imagine having tradition


Oof


you saw it, i


It was sarcasm.


Of course


Bork


I didn't actually mean it.


wh


I do nothing except stay inside unless my dad wants me to go out


So were u lying heavenly


I wan die


Did you make me get concerned for nothing


Bye Z Ill cya in the next life


Want a cranberry?


Lying about what?


Berries


Do you have one thats sprite flavoured Dun Goufed


That ur day is heading to


No but i have a cranberry


bruh


Oh, no! I was being completely honest.


Oh


Okay thats good


I guess.


Well not good but


Hang in there!


Not literally


Guess who just got rejected for the 6th time this year


This guy


YOUUU


God, i hope so.


Dannggg


Hes so mean sometimes


z, i


Imagine asking people


Lmao


i don't my pfp matches me so i'm gonna change it again


A message to everyone


Mkay.


bro


Change da world


Deadass.


That too


to nie jest temat, ale jak smakuje bagietka?


Im gonna go cry now somewhere else


Bai


Delete your post and move it to memes


Goodbye, Z.


Its not a meme tho


Ur a meme


Hope you feel better.


Im a joke


Not a meme


Mm whats the difference


I think hes fine


ow.


Gone


Autocorrect be like


Ahh well


Z is gone


What now


mmhmm.


Heavenly is kinda


sad?


or shall i say, left out?


Falling into complete and utter chaos


ouch.


I think Torz is just reacting to my message


umu


You thought it was Torz


But it was me


Zio


wha


What an anticlimactic name/


ZIO


zio, ha


You're right about that, Alfa.


Sorry to hear that


Why am I apologizing


Because Im the cause of your pain and suffering


:D


My life is also crashing down so lets crash down together


ok im gonna attempt to english


Im kidding


WOAH


You haven't done anything. Yes, I don't know why you're apologizing.


Theres nothing happening


Torz


Its just


Chaos


Its not supposed to make sense


lurks


It's me.


Torz has spoken


Hes learned englishing


He has graced us with the divine English speaking of his


ye i speak a bit of english


oh, my.


forgot to mention that:/


at least.


You mentioned you understood English


Cool.


As translated from makensndjehabks


Idk her name


makenji or something?


I think thats right


Sure. Something like that.


Ye


Is that you on your profile pic


nope


Kinda cut oh


who?


got it from a very obscure video


oh.


I see


Dope.


Story time


Tell us about the video


In english


Lmao.


Or don't.


Hello


Whatever you want.


ill link it in a sec


I have a question


What?


Do you have a nitro booster?


Sadly I cant get it..


Rip


i put the vid in media


Big sad.


I guesss


wowie.


It looks spooky


and now time to explain how i found the video


Okay go


Ok so in detail


Explain why everyone hates me


Y'all ever just get friend requests from people, and accept them. But then they don't talk to you? Like, thanks.


A million reasons starts playing


Yep


Trueee


Glad I'm not the only one.


I rly wanna talk like forever


Its my wish


Wym talk forever


Wah


Yall ever have a lot of discord friends but like none of them will ever talk to you first or see if things are going good


Yup.


Like absolutely no one will message you without you messaging first


i am not suitable for this conversation.


I messaged you first


Woop


I know.


And I responded.


Im usually in gaming servers so its pretty much either they invite me to a game or I do


Cool.


Nice


Imagine people actually enjoying talking to you


So Im not that hurt if they dont ask me how my day is going


lurks


This post was made by z gang


Right?


Yall r like


bruh


Lurks and third wheels in the void of constant nothingness.


Thanks.


I guess.


np.


Youre welcome too


I guess


Sarcasm 100.


Eee


I wanna go to a pool or something


Finished translating Torz


:D


i have finished typing out the shiet


lurks, third wheels, feels envious, cries, wants to die in the void


LMAO


fUUUCK


Auto deleted


YEET


rolls myself to the cliff


No no no words


Catches denise


Neinnn


No rolling off cliffs


Did you say frick Torz


FU


i cannot say funny word


ahem


I keep telling myself that.


Just censor it


FCK


Doesn't work.


alfa, you just said the no no no word.


He censored it.


Doesn't count.


rolls myself to the tallest building on earth


DDenise


ill continue from the last sentence there


You cant roll up to a building


bruh i


I also discovered an unrelated game called Teenagent, which is where these two emojis came from:.


the end uwu


Dude, same.


Mental breakdown gang.


aight time to speak Polish again since my english is


Oh shoot I forgot to drop


crop


Uh


I have deleted it


It's alright.


Denise;; I wanna help but you gotta talk about whats happening yknow:


If anyone saw anything they shouldnt have


Keep


Fkn


Quiet


Yessir.


stop. swearing.


Thats pretty interesting though Torz


He censors the swears.


Just say frick


even though it's censored, it still counts y'know.


Whereas, I do not.


guess i shall go back to cringe Polish now


Your polish aint cringe its coool


goes crazy


Africaans is the sexiest sounding language


Bs its Russian


Bruh


Have you ever even heard me speak


The god tier language of Africaans


Afrikaans is a cringe language because africa


No.


Ha/


jk dont murder me


Gotem


ban


Its continentist


/ban Torz


/godmode


Get off my Christian minecraft Server


Anyways, back to lurking and third wheeling. Later.


Wahhh


wheelin wheely


We cant drive the car with just two wheels


Dude what is it with that one animated emoji and you


Geese man


Its cute bro


i like it bruh


Its his mood


Boi if you dont get that meme outta this chat


something is literally squeaking across from me


and


Issa mouse? Issa ghost?


Squeaky squeaky


OH NVM


it was just


the


The sleep paralysis demon


the facken


chocolate box?


Cho


Is a trying to eat it


i decided to shake a bit and then it squeaked and fell


Lmao


Its New Years Eve here


Ayy


same.


insert Torz dancing


This will be our first decade together Denise!


aaa, yeah.


I used to love year jokes like those


I think I grew out of em


Guys


Guys guys


Help


Oh god


What


yes?


what?


whatever it is


it do not matter


I just got a sent a video of a guy chopping the top of his Weiner off


Is someone banging at the door aggressively


b r u h


Im gonna throw up


Im lightheaded


Jesus Christ


i think ive seen that vid


OOOf


i saw it in a spongebob meme one time


I


Wha


it was a victory screech me


meme


Welcome!


Wm


Bruhhh


Thats messed up humor


Guys


I think Im gonna pass out


Oh god


welcome dont scroll up unpingable name


Okay gn


welcome!


Not a sleep pass out


Awh


Im really feeling light headed


ow.


welcomeee.


What monster would do that


Id react the same to seeing that


Ive seen it happen in movies but


WHAT


sorry if i don't chat that much rn, i'm preparing for my family's arrival later.


Tis fine denise


Goodbye, Denise.


aww, thanks.


brogli


Been listening to the same song for over an hour.


Ok just ignore my suffering


Oh I thought you were lightheaded


I'm sorry, Z.


But you can still type soo


IoI


Welcome back to the mortal realm


same difference Z


I wouldnt type cuz Im lightheaded


Id prolly like rest


Instead of


Suffering in a discord chat


Im trying to stay


Oh


Oh god hes hit with another


anyways, brb. i gotta cook smth


Oh god


Im just gonna say


Its like a car crash


Alrighty Denise


see you.


Goodbye, Denise.


Have fun cooking


Damb.


Im gonna send it to you alfa


Trout its the victory screech one


instead of saying oh god


go lay down


I think its like a rite of passage to the dark side of the internet


Happy birthday, raccoon.


Happy bday:D


Wszystkiego najlepszego.


Oh, cool. I got a reaction.


from the one and only torz


Thanks.


I mean that one.


welcome!


Whom are you welcoming


He saying your welcome to me because I thanked him.


Lmao.


Brothers of the mine rejoice!


Oop


Really? You want me to sing with you?


Yus


BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!


But singing isn't my thing.


Y'all just ever listen to a song on repeat for an hour?


Dude


By sing I mean continue writing the song with me


Like


I say one line of the song


Then you say the next


Fine. I guess I have no choice.


Start it up.


Brothers of the mine rejoice


Tfw the only music yu listen to consistently is ace combat and monster hunter themes


Reee


Smitty. dude come on


brothers of the mine rejoice


Hold up, Z. I'm listening to the song right now.


Give me a couple seconds.


Im listenting to AC7 Long Day earrape


Okay! I got it.


Do it again.


I'm ready this time.


Kk


BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!


SWING, SWING, SWING WITH ME.


Raise your pick and raise your voice!


Sing, sing, sing with me.


Down and down into the deep


Who knows what we'll find beneath?


Diamonds, rubies, gold and more


Hidden in the mountain store.


Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone


Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home.


Skin made of iron, steel in our bones


To dig and dig makes us free.


Come on brothers sing with me!


I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.


The sunlight will not reach this low.


Deep, deep in the mine


Never seen the blue moon glow.


Dwarves won't fly so high


Fill a glass and down some mead.


Stuff your bellies at the feast!


Stumble home and fall asleep.


Dreaming in our mountain keep


Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb.


The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb


Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom


We do not fear what lies beneath


We can never dig too deep


I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole


Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone.


Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home


Skin made of iron, steel in our bones.


To dig and dig makes us free


Come on brothers sing with me!


Not mad


We did ittt


well, congrats.


You couldve joined you know


Epic.


Epic gamer moment


Very much an epic gamer moment indeed.


Truely an epic moment


Yes.


Mhm.


So watcha doin


Listening to music.


And you?


Radically whips.


Trying to get someone to admit their feelings for someone else


Sounds fun. How's it working out so far?


Uh


Idk man


Okay.


Being confused now


screams


About what?


I dont know anymore


Sorry to hear that, buddy.


Shi


I'm usually confuzzled so it's okay dude I feel you man


Lmao


Lmao.


hi.


Hey denise


hi, z.


Hello, Denise.


hey there, smitt.


21 hrs left until 2020, yee.


Eh, nort for me. I still have a day.


well, it is for me.


That's nice.


yeah, ig.


23 hrs


my family is coming so i'm not that talkative rn.


That's okay, Denni.


It's understandable.


Im finna sleeep


Why do you call heavenly, smitt?


9hours left till 2020


.pock


Maybe thats cuz its his name Z


It's not.


oh?


I just asked her to.


my bad.


Yeah.


Well I did say Maybe


It's okay.


Yall ever just sosig


ee, gotta answer the door.


wha?


UwU nothing


oop ok.


my family's here already, brbbb.


aww.


alrighty


Goodbye, Denise.


Cya later


Goodbye, Torz.


Imagine traveling across Europe


Cya cya


Damn Okay smitt


What?


It's true.


Leave me alone.


back.


wh


You are alone


Yeah. That's the point.


Its okay Im here for you doe


Can someone like


No. You need to be there for Denise.


Just date heavenly


Not me.


Hes the perfect dude


tf.


I can multitask


I


Thanks, Z.


My love for my homies is large


Its a bromance


Big homie energy out here.


Of course my love is greater for Denise


Obviously


and i


But homieee


Epic


We gon get you a girl


It's fine.


Rude


w


excuse me?


I'm not.


MEAT BEAN


AAA


I was jokin dude


i


bruh.


Okay.


Be quiet about your server thats named after your cooch Julie


Oop


Lmao


awkward


it's not OMG


It really do be like that.


Kek


I'm changing it anyways SMH Z


omh


Just cuz it has my NAME


doesn't mean


It's MINE


Damb.


mind: what's going on wha


Its an inside joke


Nothing guys dont question it


Im curious what Julie names her couch tho


Me and Z are having a serious conversation right now


lmao.


pls snipe


Damnnn


Lmao


runs


dank memer's not here.


We dont have dank meme me here


Well. Back to lurking and third wheeling.


Nope


Kek


ow.


i feel sorry for you, smitt.


redacted


but anyways.


wha


You were saying Denise?


This has all gone south


uhhh, what?


lmao.


But anyways. Let's move on, right.


Trueee


Lets move north


no, east.


Northeast


what abt


Southwest!


northsouth, jk.


Southwest are you cRaZY


maybe I am


kek


uhoh.


Well


Hm


Lets just go


You belong to a mental institution, not discord


Nother


Nowhere


Also, Denise. Don't feel sorry for me.


.picm


Since were down south


Monet


ow, ok.


Might as well chill


Its pretty nice down here


It's just how it is.


And that's that.


Wahh


I cant believe I managed to revive this server actually


Good job, Z.


Get off your high horse


my brother's so talkative, .


All it took was the two of use singing.


us.


Lmao


and i


Oop


Sick.


I've murdered the chat.


I should get an award.


It should say. Heavenly, the Allfather of killing chats.”


ouch.


You were typing Denise.


Nah you didnt


I was talkin to a vc


Okay.


sorry, i was talking to my brother.


It's fine.


well, alright.


Yeah.


Doesn't matter anyways.


I say hi to ur oniiChan


YO BRUH


Someone just date heavenly already


Like


Wassup Torz


Honestly


Hey Torz u interested in dating heavenly


I should stop being so negative, seriously.


I was never like this when I was younger.


Someone diagnosed their own problem!


God, what happened?


The Internet, Smitty. That's what happened.


wow, oniichan i


Thanks, self


well.


Sorry. I was talking to myself.


torz dating heav


alfa, i


Because that's all I seem to do.


im using discord on ps4 browser


oh.


Cool.


Epic.


y'know, since torz came, this server became more and more interesting.


Thanks bot for the useless information of me leveling up.


ouch..


my ipad died and my mom wont lemme get the charge for it


Big oofs.


so now im using retarde d methods


I don't even have a console.


Torz is very interesting Poland


eh your not missing out on much


Okay.


I return


Has anyone dated heavenly during the time i was gone


No.


no presumably


MMM


ow.


actually, no.


Don't count on it, Alfa.


Oof


It won't happen.


welcome!


Welcome!


W.


Wm


enjoy your stay.


slow dancing in the dark plays


Lmao.


Welcome welcome


I love that song no cap


Oh, well. It's not bound to happen.


No pressure but like


Millions of your ancestors got laid


Dont let the combo stop this generation!


Dile.


lmao?


Dope.


ow.


Well. It'll probably end with me.


But like fr fr doe


Mkay.


Mmm


well.


Sad whips.


Yeah. That's me right now.


Fucking dabbing.


Torz u should comfort him


Oh, well.


Yesss


Dance


Back off.


Esketit baby


uwu


uwahhh


STOP.


schtop


nie


He refuseee


Bootyful


Yeah.


I refused.


Mhm.


PSS?


Polish secret service?


Yes


Nice


Dope.


Dope as nope


ow.


Owieee


Heehee


Yeah


uwu


Funny.


Kek


Have we finally ran out of things to talk about


You guys are some real jokesters.


OwO


is this server high or something


uhhh.


kinda?


i am unfunny


I hope I'm high.


On a noose. Know what I'm saying? FINGER GUNS.


lmao.


I know. I'm so funny.


Finger Guns is an inside joke between me and a friend uwu


Cool.


oh.


Wahhh


I have absolutely nothing to do


But stay awake


same.


Me too.


And think about my existence.


ouch.


Deep


Yeah.


for the fifth time, i gotta change my pfp. again.


or is it the fifth?


Bruhh


Just like this hole I'm digging myself in.


ok but why


uwu


ok, nvm.


don't know


Yall wanna see a picture of the moon I took with my phone


sure.


Sure.


sounds interesting.


Nice.


I wish I had a better camera but this works


aesthetic.


I might get into astrophotography in the near future


Thx bby uwu


is it possibile to agree with that photo


Welp.


you're welcome:3


You can agree with the photo yes


yay uwu


Lurks and third wheels in the background. Back to what I do best.


ow.


Heaven pls


Don't.


Will :


instead of 3rd weeling trying speaking to us cmon


fr tho


Whatever.


wheeling


Noice


Sever


Severe


severe dead server.


ha.


hEEh


muerte moment


lmao.


Big dead hours


mmhmm.


especially it's new year or whatev


MMM


so, uh.


Sooo


us poles celebrate new years on December 31st but my parents decided not to


oh.


I forget that Denise added me as a friend.


so ehhh


well.


Mhm.


We don't even talk, lmao.


Bigoofs


and i


Oh, well. It's whatever.


I just found out you cant concentrate much when youre in pain


HHH


Yeah.


Hmmm


What did you do.


Its kinda


Ahh I dont wanna talk about it


Okay.


Its physical pain but embarrassing


Ah, okay.


anyways.


i wish the best of everyone in this server.


: same


aww.


I wish the best for myself


same.


are you commiting suicide or something denise


Maybe I won't be so scummy.


I dont think that indicates suicide I


It really doesn't.


She's probably just saying it to be friendly.


its just the way denise worded it


kinda felt like a goodbye message imo


wow, you said my name for the first time.


Damb.


Damb


more like lamb, jk.


Doomb.


Welcome!


and i


Oop


clears throat


Moving on.


Move on to where


I don't know.


onto justice


and peace


I return


wb.


Has anyone started dating the perfect boy heavenly


No.


Thats what i asked an hour ago


brb.


Then I shall


There's no point in asking.


Mhm.


MMM


Im just vibin


Same.


Your vibe kinda wack doe


Thanks for letting me know.


I'll make sure to keep it that way.


i am vibe god


Nooo


Youre supposed to work on passing the vibe test


Oop


Viberater


Very punny.


Wahhh


Server


You are not dying in one day


Come back


Can we just hit one day of full activity


4 hours left and Ill be satisfied


Epically dabs.


Thdre.


there.


everyone within a 5 mile radius dies of cringe


Ha! Comedy.


Lmao


Such unrealistic demands smh


But if it helps Ill send one message every hour for four hours


What


One day of activity