im ur sister yet u dc what u say to me zoey


aaa


Hey there buddy


Hows it goin


tim u have to come down


Nothing suspicious goin here aye


what for


Yo Tim she likes me


now i remember why i


be sure to assign roles in roles and deletedchannel enjoy your stay


Get decked


got big mad


in this server


i didnt know the confession would go like this but at least it happened


Yeah right


no srsly why


Its not a confession


do i hv to like turn off the pc or


No u dont


o ok then


u just have to come down


Ye Tim its not a confession she says ILY 3” every night


yeah exactly


friendzoning 3000


Im gonna for


Due


brb


Hmm


Who would tell me


yeah dude


Nobody


Kinda sad


lets kil alfa


Yoo


yooo


if i died tim would tell u right


yes


Im not accepting any type of death other than a buckshot to the head


tims being lectured about not feeding the cat


HAHEEHEE


Lmao


Rip Tim


man this discord server really brings me hope in humanity


Is that a joke


im gonna scream noncie at her


Thats a joke


Cuz Im kinda like


and it inspires me to be a better person


Ah


Oh so why u be acting like dat den


Stop fighting i stg


jkjk im nit meanie!


wa


aaa


Like thats a punishment


Kinda yeah


i have to say jk so many times and i want to say it now but ill sound repetitive


anxooty


Just dont jk


uhm.. if its what u want, Onii san


Yes yes good


Wym


were not


We already did


i mean.. i cant deny it..


Aye aye


ill be the third wheel


Btw how is eyey prnounced


ayay


Ehy ehy


there is


i see eye eye


oh


noo ther


Eyeii


welcoom


welcome!


eye ee


Welcome random string of letters


lmao


i am laughing at the funng joke alfa made


funny


uwu


No vi ce


That was more of a criticism than a joke but both dont make sense so


alfa is a qt fullstop


a what


nothing


Im a quarantine


Welcome


Nice.


Yeah hes a quarantine


Tays still here huh


mhm


whos tay


Oh idfk!


The welcome bot


welcome!


cool


wOW


im so


bored


anyone wanna vc


Literally she only says welcome 99 of the fine


time


owo


i searched up


welcome with the thing


Im sry if it bothers u


came up eith 13 results


thats not much


No no no no


oohhh


Its fine


Oki


Im just saying


i was looking for a few thousand'welcome's


do i make any sense


yes


you sure


brb im giving coke to my siblings


cocaine or coke


Nice


Cocaine or cocaine


coca


Because NO there isnt an older sister who shoukd do things tim/ moved i gotta do everything


Yo guess


what


What


Zoey you gotta work on your sarcasm a bit more


And ur a lesbian


Lesbian for u


alfa is a simp


I really am I wish I can throw myself off the bridge


man


thsi


this server


full of self deprecating weebs


so very


ool


c


Im only self deprecating when Im sleepy


and im proud to be one of them


Epic gamer time


Okay


Go self deprecate


Im watching


i am


oh what


Say something then


i want uh


to


Go on dont be shy


Epic


your turn


Very good


I uh


Want my little sister to suffocate me with her hands


oh


i wish i had a sister


i wish i had


a uhhh


Sweet home Alabama vibes


little sister choking me


anyways


oh n


sisters are horrible but theyre only okay if theyre older


Hey eyey wasssup


hey hey h


Ur onii Chan missed you


So when can you call ur big brother uwu


I miss u too onii chan!


What do u mean?


Lmao mood


weewee


a


yeah


i can call today


Wait


I need a person to quarantine with


i need a person to lock up in my room too


ALFA ITS


WHAT TIME


what


You just noticed


FOR U


wheres the joke


omg


Literally go to sleep


The joke is the jebait


Literally maybe


I have two video conferences today


Literally okay


ur american!


Yeah check my roles


Sleep for an hour or too


Mans getting superiority from time one


zone


sorry mom


i didnt mean it


Hows my little sister your mom


Who fricked her


Exactly


Im back


Only I can do that


And what have I come back to


run away Avacadabavado


Yeah, he only has the right!


pplease


A zest taste of incest


its not safe


Fr fr


for real what


Snorts coke


Only I have the right


No drugs eyey


fr dude let me on some of that


dumb kids turned off the pc nice


wth


But.. theyre fun onii chan


Hey tim


im scared


still at it


No zoey the only drug you need is my pp


same but im not surprised


Okay! Anything you say!


Weewooo weewoo


Reee


TEE TEE


ZEE ZEE


Um titi


STOP


I JAVE


HAVE


Have


u jave WHAT


I see


ARACH


NOPHOBIA


w


THATS


A CRAB


LMAO


WTF IS


CRAB


ARACHNID


cant even see that


Ok bye


crabs arent spiders


Zoey dont make me drag u back here


dont whay


Theyre arachnids though


drag me back where


Crabs are crustaceans


Astro i swear to god


I think


zoeys iq is a minus


idc abt webs


Unfortunately


Ok fr bye


Rip


i feel like zoey is on light mode


Is she still here


Tim drag her back will u


gna admit, zozos arachnophobias really bad


whats zozo


so dont do it


zoey


I love spiders


Cept when they bite me


UWU


yk what they say opposites attract


i dont like them if theyre in the same room i am


You right


Tim


i dont mind them as long as they arent moving towards me


Imma be honest chief youre a whole neutral


okletsstop


what


o


yes sis


abt the speeder talk


speeder


zoey come bek sissy


Oky


Sissy


you guys live in the same house cant you just


shes downstairs


Ewww its the Aussie typing


u think i have the energy for that


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler ah come back


Hows my fellow big pp individual doing


wow do i not qualify for big pp


I dunno man you gotta show me


No homo tho


wearing socks


My feet are on the carpet


You good


where and when we gonna do this


Um


Right here right now


zoey u there


bro


Yes


i got her bk


Aha


Wassup


show pp


Ahhh


Lets see


Nothing wbu


i think shes talking to my mam


who


u


i swear u were?


i wasnt


I closed disc


o who were u talking to when i went downstairs?


oh cousin


was showing me smth on his phone


nice pp bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair. the council rates it 7/10.


nooo


NOOO


astro


can i rate yours


no please


IM GETTING


IMAGES


Zoey rates it 10/10 thats all that matters


fine


UWAH STOP


Heh


asteliy continue typing


dont


Or not


neodb no im traumatized


yes


leave the area


so am i yo


its not safe here


Lmaooo sorry


They can stay


Quarantine got me acting up


uwu


Yes zoey thats what acting up means


yes i just okay bye


Aw


Come back


Hehe


im back


Hey back


hi back


not all the time


white british guys gonna be like'whY U ACTING UP, U WANNA GO?'


I was gonna tell astro to shut up then i saw alfa said the same thing


Seee


You just dont like him idk why


zoeys quick to not like people


Or maybe you tolerate my bs really well


welcome


welcome!


Tim so ur saying Im speshul


alfa is special others not so much


Also welcome


Hell yea


idek anymore


zoey


stop bullying me


Very sorry does hunger games whistle


i sad now:c


Sorry man


waaa


sorry man


Why the hunger games specifically


because their whistly is glorious


Katnisss everdeeen


whistle


i love the hunger games


U can blow my whistle any time


idk what that means onii chan


Cliffs throws myself off


do people regularly say'waste basket' instead of bins?


I say trash


ew tf is a waste basket


w


just trash?


Yes


I mean


throw it in the trash


its this emoji  ;;


Theres recycle


And nonrecylable


throw it in the recycle


y


yeAH IK


Or the most used


Throw it there”


Onii chan


Go to sleep


WHY


whats the time for alfa?


I gotta eat breakfast:


Its 7 AM


CST


w


whend u wake up


bro like


Around uhh


He stayed up


9 PM?


oH


i


Like every single night I BEG FOR HIM


Yea


What's the happening?


TI GO TO


SLEP


promise him smth and hell do it


Wincest


trust me zoey


idk whats the happening Changeling


promise? What?


Wincest is happening


alfa, u know what u want zoey to promise right


I also don't know what's the happening, tim/ moved


Um


Her lifes devotion to my pleasure?


something like that yes


Hey hey. What's going on.


ZOEY


Idk maybe daily mozzarella sticks


should i promise that


It depends


if u dont get this meme im gonna quote please never associate w me again:


mental how the lochness isnt scottlands national animal


Hey vindy wassup


ats cos the lochness monster dont exist


wot and a unicorn does u ninny


Sorry tim we aint gon talk anymore


sorry but top tier


U NINNY


hi vindy


Deg


Hey.


Whats happening?


Nothing.


im probably the least gay here


literally nothing


Brainless


Interaction


Yes


pie pie


no you


Stop


im really high im so sorry


Yea Tim stop


Dang


pies


Dont be like that


Hehe


i said pie:


Nobody likes pies around here alright


Rules are rules


i like pie tf


fact, ive never tried pies


got a problem mate


I like egg pie actually


ew no


apple


bruh


i think ive had an apple strudel once but that was disgusting


Never tried apple pie


why am i telling u this?


i honestly have no clue


Because


Tim


Ummm


You want me to get to know ur kinks yes thats it


onii chan, if i could, i would treat u to an apple pie!


You know how to cook that


no, thats why i said if i could


Id appreciate it if you could yO


Ohh


I thought you meant distance by the could


both


I guess


I can give pies.


Hey if we get to meet im making that toasted sandwhich thing for u i WILL


Hehe


Hehehe


idk what he means by that


Toasted sandwich thing


yes


Sandwich me zoey


okay


Okay


okie dokie lel


i went away and its still going


Ayo the suns up


I dont think its gonna stop asstro


alfa why wont u sleep


School


wac


k


Blame the education system


no in the nigt


Sleep's for the weak


Minecraft


Gotta get dem high GPA.


He knows whats up


Brb


Lowkey


Quarantine making my grades not count in the gpa


Wheeze lucky.


I have to just carry on


im gonna fail


Dude my lowest score is a 96


They defer the exam.


Id like to have that in my transcript


im gonna get moved down for HASS probably


which is sad


HASS? Sounds foreign


humanities


history


social scienese


things


economics politixs whatever thatbshit


Interesting


its not


Poliecon


Ehh


OOOf my fav.


what


Screw that


Id rather history or maths


on my first HASS test i got 30 percent


Lmaooo


Damn


it was some politics things


i only like history down to the 20th century


Eh Im way down to prehistory


Backk


This is what happens when ur gone eyey


dinosaurs are fun


and space things are fun


Space things are hella fun


but i dont like human history


Happy late earth day btw


Whyd you delete that message


like


idk


Bruh moment


hey  alfa and zoey hows everything going ? and everyone else appearing and leaving in a woosh and the lurkers i just wanted to say hi and im gonna tell you a little about myself im not a great talker  but id like you to know that im looking  for some friends i accept all races beliefs and heights i hope we can all get along because im really excited what about u? my names tim and i like music and i also plan to marry  my anime husbands dont u think thats a great goal ? me 2 ! what about you  ? please answer truthfully! id really appreciate it!


Tim keeps typing and stopping


im really bored


and i guesd the topic has moved on and im no longer relevant


Tim


Sorry Assyria


Asstro


assyria


originak joke


I CANT


original


HIGH HEELS


Real original


wait im gonna check how many times people have said thay


Ngl I came up with it myself


Great minds think alike


people have called u assyria?


came up aith what


its pretty random ngl


o ok nvm


okay


Yall slow sometimes I


i didnt get it yeah


sorry


wtfyouapologisingfor?


hee. hee.


idk hee. Hee.


word af advice zozo


many guys like u


pardon


its been said 26 times


Wait really Tim?


no one does


I need the names and address


bc u submit to wtv ur guy friends say


wair what


i donT?


im cONFUSED


and so they think, wow she could develop feelings for me if i actually do smth and make a move


eyy im back


TIM


u thought


hi Avacadabavado


no one thinks that like tf


oH HI Avacadabavado


hiyo


zoey ur probably the most oblivious person ik ngl


Honestly


LETZL sorry man:


Hello upside down name


yoaaa


Dang I see how it is


tough innit


Yeah


what


Ooofster


Imma just like


people still oof?


Yes


yes


tim u have to come down


news


who doesn't


honestly


what for


meet the guest


Roblox is still going


brb


She speaks english


yum


REALLY?


YIS


what yall speak


still accent tho?


im guessing malaysian


Yh but she tries


or


uhhh


singlish


wait


we speak english but cos weve moved to different country everyone doesnt speak it


no were not malaysian


we're the only ones who speak english teehe


Yo put asstro back


put what back


si n gl i sh?


ok brb


what language other than english do you guys speak


lel


aight


The name


CAL JIDO


isnt that what its called


I speak weeb


cal jido?


whats cal jido


SUKI SUKI


OUR SISTER


Jido


What


what


noo dont give alfa another victim


she was meant to come down too


Huh?


Another victim where


Wait why you calling them victims


wOAh


dont say that


they're not supposed to know


im not a victim thoug, its consent..


Ye true


WAIT WHOS


callING ME THAT


bRUh


Woah chilll


sorry


zoe


ur a victim to his phycological manipulation


Im jp


Bro


I havent even taken psychology yet


also what Avacadabavado said


Dont expose me like that :


no


screw


u


Ur just jelly you dont have a lil sister


i am


Heh


waaa


Get ducked


dont make me cry like this


angery


I think I willl


stop


zoey ay you chillin


idk


cbt


ok i stopped the chat


h


Nah it was asstro being rude that killed chat


what he do


dad stop


oH


thats not very nice


Im beating u tonight


why are you happy about that


its


Its sarcasm I think,


bruh


shes pissed off obv


Obliterated


whatever


Uwu


Yahhh


Okay anyways,


dog


cat


monkey insert pic of tim


WOW


HEE.


Im inclined to believe tim looks like a monkey


HAHEEHEE


perfect visual then


they do be smol


shes actually gorgeous


Is she now


OK


she is


im not


she actually is like


Would you stick a pp in the monkey


im lowkey not


face reveal


i did a face reveal already


wanna see it Avacadabavado?


sure


That was


Trolls


lets see if he really is a trap


That was hat


El em ay oh


he means cap


Equally tiny


Thx Tim


i told u im 9 feet


f word


whats there not to understand


ur 5 foot stop dreaming


im 9 FEET


smol


I see I see


HEE.


HEE,


wow


Yo I wanna pat smol Tim


F U N N Y


alfye walfye how high are u


Its not a joke


Tall


Im equally smol


Jk


Like 57


i like tall guys


omg


one step out of the friendzone my guy


57 feet! WOW!


Maybe 565 idrk


Friendzone is inescapable


WOWIE!


We already established that Tim


pfft 565 who?


57 m


lets not talk about that!


im fricking 900


yea 900 mm


u said 9 last time


Smol tim


5 foot babie


I think what really matters here


90 dong


how much is 90 cm


3 rulers


WOW


90 cm dong


Is oppai size


im 5”2 im taller


i havent measured myself in a phat month


bruh


so i couldve ground like 5 inches


i dont speak


autisitc


grown


same tho


Maybe tim


Imma just


Sleep


HEEH


GOOD


ok byee


o


see ya


I just texted my teacher I might be absent


Cuz I need sleep


uwu


lmao


u need sleep in the night srsly


im dming alex


cos


how are u meant to focus yo


im worried


Probs


since im in a different time zone as my school


Tims worries


i have class only in the afternoon


yo i dmed him too he hasnt answered


different timezone as ur scHOOL?


wtf


Yea thats crazy


What are you


6 hour gap lmao


International student


if he wont answer u he 100 wont answer me


Headass


wait who you guys talking to


yeah,


im talking to zoey


You


Im talking to you


but ur school timezone is different to urs Avacadabavado?


no i mean the mysterious person who wont answer


yes


friend


im 6 hours ahead


Im talking to tim


so school is afternoon for me


Omg my wifi


ohh


Weird flex but okay


well at least u dont gotta wake up at 9am


I do


S:


What cooking folks?


Well its the summer holidays now


I saw height


Or was it measing sumthing else


height was 5 yrs ago


Onii chan go to sleep


but if we're getting to that


measuring


its not summer holidays for me yet;;


im 9 feet


mine started today w


i have school til june


Hmm


But u havent promised yet zoey


tf 9 feet?


Heh


m pls


Promised what


yeah man


big 9


Ask tim


zozo yk what he means


tim what is he talking about


Yea eyey


im so confused


She do be dense sometimes


bruh


my head hurts


marrige?


fr


JHDJSAFA


Avacadabavado sure


What i gotta do to make u sleep


LMAO


what he said


sure


MARRIAGE?


But muh harem tho


hmmm


SLEEP


I WANT U


alfay walfgay, i think u hv to directly tell her


TO


Im kinda sleepy


Ill let her figure it out herself


ok sleep


omf


im actually


im also actually so confused


wouldnt be so elite if she sent u a video of her wishing u goodnight


what is this


please just tell me


nah nvm thats anime/drama material


WHAT.


Yo actually


Tim ur a genius


i literally daydream abt anime


Omg


i give good relationship advice


lmao yea right


El oh el


Mm mm


i do innit


so, the choice is urs zoey


want him to go to sleep?


I dont wanna do that


Pick smth else


no, u dont hv to show ur face


How abt nothing yeah go to sleep


hide the camera


Shes shy heh


like a voice message


teehee


hh


whats hh


in this context


Nah imma stop teasing her now


breathing


ty


some people think'hhh' is laughing?


She wont go that far for a f r i e n d yknow tim


who BREATHES and go'yeah theyre laughing at some funny joke el em ay oh'


I WAS


ABT TO


Bruh cap


its called


n o s e e x h a l e


literally


i literally exhaled out my nouse


wtf


nouse


Nouse


Oh wowww


midget


yh ikr


fricking midget


Ur the midget


Aint she taller than u


wdym


I am innit


those r baseless rumours


bruh


bruv u wanna go


Guilty until proven innocent.


actually ull snap me


in half


yeths


im strong


acct lies, ur weak


ur Mr. Muscle!


miss that madlad


fr


best man


innit


remember


daVE?


the really new ad


dave


that grease


bang and the dirt is gone?


THAT TOO


is going no WHERE


ive found british people on other servers after some hardcore digging and activeness


im sure there r some here


When u put flash to the test, ull be feeling well i pressed! Grease was here now its gone, every inch


i


i remember that but i dont remember where from


Did somebody say midget?


now


im just


confused


UGH


bruh


LATE


so late


like


yh zoeys the midget


20 messages late


what im not


this


u are


I hope Alfas asleep


mIDGET


i mean it says hes online?


Yeah my midget based senses aren't fine tuned, sue me.


im not el oh el


Omg that lesbian


zoey How tall are you then?


what lesbian


Changeling 5”2


alfaa


Hes lesbian


Did h not know


u


its 5'2 not 52 u nonce


o


big news


yeah ikr


I remember when he came out it brought a tear to my eye


alfa said


HDSAJF


Thats crying


nah ur eyes just intensely sweating


ok


/ O/


cursed


5'2 isn't midget height damnit.


still


It's short yeah, not a midget though.


innit its not


it is


Got my hopes up, thought I could laugh at another midget.


whats ur height then?


How tall ru then


yeah


pls guys


i dont speak special


whats ur height Avacadabavado:0


w


i dont speak quotation marks


no one was


these things


i dont speak them


oH


feet and inches?


yes


i dont speak centimetres


im not a feet person


maybe you are but nobody's judging


5'2 in cm is 157cm: D


oh


midget right?


m i d g e t


vERY


faith lmao


im 180


somewhere around there


haven measured in a while


THATS TALL


nah


yes wth?


how old ru?


turned 16


im a boomer


bruh


aha


still tall


did quick conversions


what


you are autisitc


no u


ur autistitc


yes very i do


is not


its 5'9 tho


i still dont get how 1 foot is the


1 foot


5'9 is 5 feet 9 inches


O WAIT NVM


imperial is wejrd


weird


5.9 feet is


6 feet


OM


UR 5'11 WOW


how does the imperial thing even work


how muxh goes into what


idk


its weird


i require explanation


12 inches is 1 foot


its like 3 inch to o n


what


how th


1 inch is around 2cm


measurements


no


3 ft 1 yard


i tgink


yall have small yards


3 feet is not the size of ayard


turn left in 50 yards


a yard


thats what i was thinking


3fts too much for a yard


bruh


u good


thats t i n y


I'm 5'9 iirc. 175 cm.


wait i


im 167cm


or 165


why u lot so


big?


Changeling hA


midget


what


160 is small


thats why im smol child


tiny


Then how tall are you big man.


i fkin swear almost all the guys in my class are taller than me


im 180 cm


5 cm


big diff


lmao


im only taller than 2 or 3 other people


in my grade


im back a grade and everyones still taller than me


bruh


L


its not me, everyones just super tall


Avacadabavado Aye you're gonna shrink like 10 cm when your knees heal.


qhat


fr tho


how tall are you


I'm short AF.


im sure im


small


167 is not much


Changeling my shins and feet combined are like 30cm


5'4 tho


smol


so im gonna shrink like 30cm


tiny


unless you break my ankles


tbh i dont think im 167


vindy


Was going to break your kneecaps. Surgery shrinks you a bit.


probably closer to uhh


Yeaahh?


162 or 165


arent you like 190 cm


Whatchu need?


my kneecaps at least give me some pride for my height


Changeling bruh


Whoaaa. Where'd ya get that number.


thats not how surgery works


I'm only 1.83m short as heck


what


thats big


tall


vindys 6'2?


we're almost the same height lmao


Im under


I'm average.


ywah avwrage


just 6'


NO UR 6'


thats not short


TALL


average


is not short


Hes tall


'im small AF'?


Winty is like below meh shoulder.


Adorable.


smOl


Whats ur height


i dont even match my namr anymore


im like below ur chest


smol child


She doesn't even reach meh chest.


Still cute.


nuuu


smol


Honestly i wish i was tall


dating?


like a birb


yeo


most people in my grade are like 180cm


or 170


which is wack


bRUg


Omg u should see grade 6


bRUh


They r like taller


what do you mesn grade 6


Then theres me


i cant keep up w centimetres aA


in primary school


astro arent you like 14


Year 6


yes


Wowww


year 6 kids


Very young.


have balls


but cant do anyth


sTEROIds


I remember when I was in year 6.


They look adults btw!


Good old times.


year 6 is grade 7 isnt it?


Ino


No


no, 5th grade


year 6 is grade 6


or is grade 6 year 7?


idot


bru h


year 6 5th grade


Primary school


XD


for me its like


Oh.


year 8 7th grade etc


everyone lives close to the school


Lmao u know how australian schools are like


except for me


If you dont wear a hat u stay in the shade near the canteen


so i dont get to be as close as the others


theres no role for uk so im just here w asian


U see other kids playin in the sun and u get upset


Oh yea


There's a song.


Lmao


Wait no a ryhme.


I think


im 10 hours away from my school by plane


Waaa


cant relate, its rarely sunny in england, and when it is, its really nice and its not even hot


woah


No hat, no play, no fun today.


huh


englad


n


wack


yeah


england weathers unpredictable


i only know the


no hat no play bit


Goodnight everyone


d


night


Goodnight! WintyHeart .


gn


ree


probably gonna have a haircut tmr


whattimesitforyou?


so thats sad


It's approx. 10:42.


Pm


9 pm


o ok gn then


I don't sleep till 3


its 9 for me too


I have been wired that way.


wait u lot r australian?


i have classes until 10:30pm


I am.


U HAVE


CLASSES


i am


TILL 10PM?


what


ID KMS


no imnot aussi


im not


rn we have school holidays


same


oof


. Uni break for me.


mine started today


Sad days.


i've got online classes


bruh what


uni


Uhuh.


boomer man


hes a boomer


my online classes finished yesterday


Very old.


your roles say 13!15


wAIT


vINDy


Wait rly?


CATFISH


ur caps good


C A T F I S H


i was thinking


LMAO


bruh


what are you


I thought I clicked the 1921


Ohh shietty


I am 19.


oh


boomer years


do you have a job


Currently part time.


oof


hard life


Eh. I sit at a computer for 5 hours.


when was the last time you guys went outside


i wanna grow up but i dont


lmao im having classes, chatting in discord and gaming at the same time


Heh don't we all.


i just wanna get out of my house and be independent but adult life sounds scary man


i just


like


astro literally yesterday.


dont wanna grow up at all


Avacadabavado pro


And today.


no growing u


oh really


Yeah SA is in stage 2.


i havent gone outside in about


Unlike other states.


2 weeks


SA?


OOOf.


sa?


whats that


South Australia


south a


that


south australias in stage 2?


It's one of the many states of Australia


also


Yeah. Stage 2 corona


wait nvm


Lockdown.


oH


o ok


ood


Ye.


oof


It's not as bad.


i didnt even know there were stages


o o d


mood


is stage 3 same as third base


It's like stage 3 is where essential facilities open only I think.


like i dont even know whatever these stage things are


i am actually disapointed


Welp. I feel bad for one of Australia's owned airliners.


It's about to be bankrupttt


that nobody got that


the whole world is


Kek.


have you seen the countries' GDPs?


gdp?


Yeah. They ain't doing so well. Tho


I checked the stock exchange.


global something somethung


gross domestic product


that


And it rose by 4


lmao


idek what the stage things r either astro


Market is recovering.


got it completely erong


wrong


Then it like completely dropped.


Wheeze.


A company dropped by 15


That's millions of dollars.


like i thinnk im in the max HASS clas in my grade so teacher tells us to look at the news and stuff


On the stock exchange.


so we can discuss about whatever


but i think i got moved down


because of my crig scores


Wdym?


crig?


hass class?


Why is my name Christian?


we have 3 HASS level classes


so


level 1 big dumb


level 3 big chad


I forgot what HASS meant. It's history.


I'm not a guy


im in lvl 3 but i got cring scores so im probably go doen to lvl 2


Ohh dear.


Xyou can change it.


im not following any of these australian terms


has is history hunaniti3s


I remember when I was in high school. The year 12 students in basic math.


socisl sciences politics economixs law


Did addition.


And time.


those things


brUH


Like clock face time.


Lmao


law shouldve been easy but i just


That's the dumb kids math class.


apparently on our report assignement


i missed out a few things


uts its probabky because i was doing it at 1 am the same day it was due


ew law


i wanna focus myself on smth so one day im dedicated, the next day i procrastinate


Hey I did law.


It was fun


it was not fun


oof my school doesnt even provide it until year 13


year 13


thats a new one


one day,'i wanna do lAw', next day'i wanna be a foreign civil sErvice officer', and its ingoing


tim/ moved You gotta find yourself an interest.


wait are my conversions wrong


hewwo


Heyo


its for like 16 year olds


im not good at anyth like


at all


2 days till I boost!


what year is that


i kindaaa have a job ish so i kindaaa have an idea


on what i wanna do


except i can draw like a bit but like thats


It takes time to find something youd like and settle on.


but i dont think itll get me anywhere


and then maths in england was so easy


but here they complicate everything


oof


We were asked this question in religion.


Some kid wanted to be a nurse.


pwincess being ignored lmao


And when it came to me.


I literally said I want to make weapons


oh are you in a private school or smthn


HI quitting discord.


woah what


you wanted to be a tankmaster


IM SORR


hii


hihihihii


Heyo


hruu


Wait a minute


Deja vu


I'm good hbu?


you wanna make weapons


Deja Vu


very cool


Welcome


im goood uwuwu


Welcome!


welcome


Yes.


Because weapons are profito


Profitable


i remember when i actually studied different religions


i want to hhh


maybe


well like the only good thing im good at is 3d modelling


I hated religion. Yet I got a high grade.


so maybe a future in game devving


wheeze curse my determination for good grades


RE is easy and hard at the same time


hard because of the weird subjective questions


ooo


tech man


what software


and easy because some stuff is just easy to remember ig


whos the tech man


Software engineers are actually in need.


lets talk mr tekman


Just letting ya guys know


you


smol


what


chiild


i only said 3d modelling


Btw. I checked the job market. Last time.


nothing to do with software or scripting or whatever


And Australia needs more


Nurses.


And primary teachers.


dont know anything about thatbshit


And early year teachers.


Lmao


u guys wanna see my models tho


yea sure


what do you use


autodesk?


blender


oh nice


but waitntho because i gotta find the oicw


pics


Omg. I never could get blender to work


I promised myself I'd practice once I got a killer PC set up


I'm here with it and still haven't given it a go


i tried blender but went back to fusion


cuz i cant get used to it oof


Anyone here play CK2?


whats that


Good question


Crusader Kings 2.


nope


Nupe


World of Warships by any chance?


ok bac


anyone still alive


was really hard to find pics of my good ones


aight


im still here


i shall J U D G E


posting them in media


wa


h


ello


eyy


dont insult a game


lmai


o


dw Miaow6348 not everyones like this


fremium ship shooter


Okay


aight see ya guys im off


nooo


welp


cya


Bye


Night.


Ey wowsers is nut just a fremium


Game


It is a cancerous fremium


war thunder gang


But I still play wows


bc of my fav ship


wargaming games are just too arcady for me


That is kind of their point


or what they aim for


i knkw


know


thats what i dont like about it


I guess.


yeah i gueds


ess


unable to process the conversation


welcome


Hello


Heyo


Welcome


What's everyone up to?


staying at home


studying


What're you studying?


Late welcomes uwu


Panda


Jay kay


Welcome owo


UvU


Welcomee


uwu


owo


kitty


I love kitty!


late welcomee


But sadly, i hav none


uwu me too


owo i jave one


i hv a cat


My parents don't allow it;;


yis


our parents used to not allow it


but we rescued ours from the street and they couldnt say no


ayy


ig they dont hv control over us in the future, so they cant talk


ill show u mine and tims in media


is it me or these emotes make me uwu


Ikrr


OwO


Dogs are better than cats in every way.


Well


Liking varies from person to person


Dogs are objectively better than cats in every way.


Cats are the best my nickname is Kitty


W h a t


W ha a d t t ishsis


Do I need to write a god damn list of why cats are worse than dogs?


Anyways


How're you guys


LETZL did u actually sleep


Yeah for an hour


uwu


An hour?


I had to wake up for class


That's a small nap.


Yea


yeah owo


I sleep like dead person


Its a medium sized nap


Oh trust me I do that when Im tired


Unconsious, Frost.?


Ive slept for 16 hours before


if i fall asleep its gonna take a while for me to wake up


Im a light sleeper tho,


But after this class


Changeling no


uwuwuwuwuuwuuwuwu


Im dropping back to my bed


I just sleep a lot


heehee


I'm always on my bed


Are you saying dead people are concious?


Bruh


So, i fall asleep easily


So if i frick them theyll notice?


Changeling well, i didnt mean that


Zoey u cant do that


shittt i have to rethink what i done


zoey Pardon you?


heehee:


Sorry


oh dear


I think Zoey is just trying to do a Michael Jackson impersonation.


I see


Nothing to worry about then


hmheehee


Um I'll be here later


Mkay


Oki


Cya Miaow.


Take care


Im pretty sure youre supposed to be asleep rn zoey


Ooh is it time to play the timezone game?


What time is it now


Its 8 49


AM?


I slept at 8 PM one time


It's 9.49 pm


Here


Interesting


Mhm


Asian ppl


UTC 5 if I'm right.


That puts you ehhh.


lul


lwel


GMT6 for me


Herro


Where is UTC 5, India?


GMT is a very british thing


Hello


Idk


Yea


British


zoey Are you in India?


nope


Pan you have to introduce yourself like a real Russian boi


Ummm


I can guess


Darn I must've guessed too much right.


Oh I didnt do an intro


wha


Is there a intro channel


Slavic?


Nepal? Indonesia? Vietnam?


XD


Nah


RiP it got taken down


Im actually german more than russian


Last time I was here it did exist


Ah


Best of both worlds


I liked physics until I learned physics


Frost. Nepal is 7 IIRC. Indonesia is 8. Vietnam I think is 8 aswell.


I like physics


Can I just say


Always


i do joined science so OOP


Also I scuffed my maths didn't I? Should be UTC 6 right zoey


idk


Vietnam is a very pretty place


Or is it 5.


I wanna visit


What's the time for you again?


But


me?


I hate only BIOLOGY


I have more things to worry about other than conservation of angular momentum


Ye.


I dont wanna step on something


its 8 54


Biology was hell but it was easy


Yeah that's 5 isn't it.


Russia?


I got a 100 on the end of course test uwu


Oop I gtg


two different conversations aa


im not in russia


Zoey is


oh Alfa gj


Not in Russia


Dont say it


Lmao thanks that was 3 years ago though


Im ashamed


of


Hi ashamed


My country


Bruh


Can I say your ex country


vindy yo tf


China?


Yes u can


Okay


Am I right?


Noo


Oh.


Never met someone from China


lel


Well the suspense was for nothin


p i c k


picky


Picj


Zoey is not in United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland anymore


bruh


Welcome whoever I missed


I lived there all my life


Brn...gotta finish the chemistry lesson


From India to Bangladesh


Brb


No


Chemistry ez


Bangladesh me


Wheeze


WHEEZE


Not india


sobbing noises


9.27 India


Ah I miss high school.


Just near


Coronavirus decked my summer trip to Japan


hAHEEHEE


Sad days


Im throwing myself off the cliff


Noice


Japan


Hmmm


I was going to go to england


wait did you graduate early or something


buT


Im tryna find an anime gf


Wym pan


www


zoey southern asia?


Nunthin


yes


I see


Chat died


JSIAJJD


I cant sleep just yet


Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bhutan and Maldives


I need to finish this class


Iraq


Boomtown


Americas sandbox


Vietnam


Americas haunted jungle


Oh nows. KGB gonna pay a visit


tf is boomtown


Its a town that booms


Why hate your country?


Culture or lack thereof


zoey Pakistan?


Not answering


Hmmm


Clues bois


Think peopel think


All i think is only Pakistan


What have I come back to


not sure


Tsukasa brute forcing all possible locations zoey is at


lmao


Is it in Asia


Gotta be a third world country


F a h i m?


I'm just curious about timezone


Yea


My name


Totally a third world country


usjsnxj


Japan


wheeze


You calling Japan 3rd world


Damn


It was.


Ya know


Flashbacks


I guess


Well


Pangea was 4th world


Korea was 3rd world


Then they pulled up in nam like


get em boys


Ambient temperature in Hiroshima, Japan, August 6, 1945


8:14 AM: 79C


8:15 AM: 10340C


8:16 AM: 79C


Oop


Over in 1 min.


Sheesh


Actually wait no


Pangea was 5th world


Thailand


IM BACK


Pangea isnt even a country


Zoe


hello


Are you from Pangea?


It is Thailand


Is that a thing


Zoey


Never heard it


Yes


Its a continent


I need to educate you more


Huhuhuh


Wait what


Zoe is ur country in Asia


There was absolutely nothing sexual about that comment


Education


The word pangea reminds me of oompa loompas


I know.


xd


Thank you


yes it is in asia


Cambodia


Vindy you any good at physics 1


West central or eastern


south


I know a bit of physics


Yeah I did physics stage 1 2


why?


Do my homework


Lmao no.


Jk I need a tutor


West central or east


Lmao


s o u t h


We talking geography?


I stick with my answer uwu


Yes but west south central south or east south


I have a 100 average rn but thats cuz its quarantine busy work


Oh no


idefk


Geography


I dont get the content at all


bo t t o m


Someone give me their time and I'll figure out where they are.


Our grade was scaled dependent on the state


11:09 AM


but she could just click on ur


America, obvious. 3/4 to the way right?


Us central


Ok so Zoe


bruh


Im guessing


Us central yessir


Guess the state


So see how in the common projection of maps


texas


3 tries


zoey with a y


Motherfu


That its wider than it is tall right


Good job pan


I don't give a darn about your states.


Well pan does uwu


why is everyone from Texas


Big place.


Its a secret but


Every American actually lives in Texas


Oop


zOe


Alfye Walfye are u from texas


They just pretend the other states exist


U a horse boi


America is just one big Texas


Zoey you gotta pay more attention to the stories I send in insta


I'm gonna stand my ground


He likes to give the horse succ


Ive indicated my state several times


hOw does that relate to u being in texas or not


Yo chill


Im not into beastiality


Lmao


Idaho isn't real, according to Tom Scott.


Wrong


alfa are u okay


Alfa what your insta


Wyoming dosent exist


This video has 7,452,849 views according to Tom Scott


wHAt do you mean


Avacadabavado not giving my personal lmao


Ohio is Rebelling against the Texans for government control


Only Zoey can have it


Is that video still working acccurately?


Lemme check


Zoey wowy


Yes


You simp for Zoe and not me?


ZOEY WOWY?


It just broke 8 million


Avacadabavado Gotta pay for Alfas premium instagram


Very cool, Tom Scott based.


I shall call you


Lmaooo


yo are u calling me zoe on purpose


what is ZOEY WOWY


Its u


The Tom Matt channel have a really cool video called You've succesfully stalked us, please don't do it again


Zoe woe


I saw it


Zoey woey


Thats better


My favorite is the educational music video


The people used bugs to figure out where they are.


Welcome


Zoe white boring


The music video was kinda boring imo.


woe xoe yoe zoe


I liked it


late welcome


Www


o wait nvm


welcome


Is it late?


XD


Zoey better


To each their own.


ew tim


ew zoey


O.o


Hi prinz


Ew Tim


Hey hey


Tim asian as well xD


ew alfa


yeah bro


tim is yes


Hi Tim


Tim dont give away our country


UwU


but like, the ugly side of asia


U too Alfa


i wont wth


zoey What time is it for you?


Ok tim


Hmmm


they keep guessing


does alfa know? nice


I hope youre smarter than zoe


Not telling


He does


Obvious Tim


Is it


ZOEY


nice


You underestimate your sisters f r i e n d


nwice


Zoe what time is it for you


Western central or Eastern Asia


I can't think anything but Pakistan, i never met someone with that time


f r ie nnd siwns zhx


South Asia


Bottom


BRUH


Top


HE


bottom


Waht


Zoeys bottom


south asia


Lmao


ugly asia


India


Imagine being a bottom


Southern Asia


Top gang


I dont want u to


Switch gang


Find out my country


Thats that


Superposition gang


Brb, gonna drink milk


Probably india


Picj it up


Not india


I did picj it up u noncie


Tech suppot


not india


India more like India lmao


www


Afganistan


Nice spelling


hi im back


Ew Tim


English ain't my forte


weewee


ew alfa


What vindy


dONT


SAY


You speak australianese


If i go bottom of Pakistan, it's Arabian Sea xD


THAT


i swear one of them guessed?


they did


im not gna say


but one of them guessed


WTF U WANT


Ik who


Lmao


Ur sister


Yeah but im not confirming


Oop


thats reasonable


Yes


What


Mhm


wdym by ur sister


Brb, anyways


Its India


Tims sister


does he know anyone else thats my sister


Defo India


yEaH but


not india


i mean no but


Ok


She confirmed it


whyd he say that im confused


Dense


if ur gonna say yes thats like being in france and saying yes to spain


Time: 21:18 UTC 5.


Location: Pakistan/Russia Or any other Slavic country.


Sri Lanka


woaH


big brain Changeling


russia tf


not gonna confirm it doe


Judging by a photo you sent in Selfies, I'll guess Pakistan.


Final answer.


u sent a photo?


Mans a pro stalker


Lmao


Thank you.


Nah ya see


my grammar went


Ya boi chang


Id say change


Changeling is just a detective


Oh yeah?


Chang


oh tf?


I just used basic reasoning and deduction.


Riddle me this


Yeah?


If the nearest store is only a mile away


I told Pakistan at first xD


did zozo send a photo in selfies m very confuse


Oh no


Not that dad joe


watch everyone call us pakis


lmao


Joke


LETZL Gonna finish the riddle?


No he cant


I ruined it


I've 4 friends from Pakistan, so timezone is familiar


Nah were redoing it


ohh ok


Boy


Nou


riDdLe mE tHiS


If a person can walk at an average of 3.1 miles


they figured it out bro


yeah ik


scrollie scrollie


whereve u been


Country


Yall from Pakistan?


yh same


I was lurking


poverty


Then whys my dad taking 16 years to get some milk


yes ew


alfa i


Because you were a mistake.


Riddle solved.


I see


Oop


I dont hate it cos of the poverty


Nono


Thanks for your deduction


But youre wrong


He went to the good milk store


Because


bruv


Milk


O.o


im not surprised people dont like the country, just annoying when people dont like me cos im from there like


Another case closed, good work team.


He actually became a successful milk entrepreneur and has been busy expanding his monopoly on the milk supply


cos his milk got expired


one if the reason why i didnt wanna say


Bro


Get more creative Chang


I'm not wrong.


Tsk tsk


zoey?


Ppl from Pakistan are so fun wym?


u are


Im not a mistake


Really? I dont see any problem with any country of the world


Im a happy little accident


Yea


Since the average person can only walk 3.1 miles according to alfa, he couldnt reach the 3.2 mile milk store


Frost. North Korea


Thats my deduction


Gerek


i swear americans despise pakistanis?


Plus Slavics are pretty


LETZL oh forgot that


Frost. Brazil.


Lmao


LETZL am I right


Amazon


Frost. China.


Avacadabavado no not really


Well


And you forget, I am a little russiab


Wait


Good try tho


You been to Russia tho?


wot


Putin


does that


mean


Wot


Yo lowkey wanna try out vodka uwu


Its not bad


still doesnt make sense


Apparently it burns?


Ish


Depends


i no alcohol


Frost. Iraq, Iran, Isreal, Turkey, India, Napal, Indonesia, Chad, Nigeria, Niger, South Africa, ect. All of Africa, all of the middle east.


pakistan just


JAY KAY


Wha


Chang is what


Asian?


Underage drinking


I had consent with myself to drink


Its fine


The only Pakistan person I dont like is my friends dad


in england, u can drink at any age, even at 1, as long as ur under adult supervision


LETZL Me?


ayy i dont like my dad sometimes and hes pakistani


Yes Chang


Youre Chang now


Smh, I'm Australian.


chang


Ok


So hows


Sorry lemme just type upside down


Chang ling


Ive been inconsiderate


Not gonna say that nvm


I mean Australia is just bending over and becoming China 2 atm.


Africa is China 2


ScoMo is being his useless self as always during the pandemic.


Changeling You are Australian?


I was about to call you the dragon from how to train your dragon


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler What's it to ya?


Hell yea go Scomo


Coal is the future


Which one


Hes also an upside down


citizen


Its obv which one


I swear, ScoMo's dad is a pug.


Ig Im sideway citizen


Have you seen the mans face?


Im ahhh


Top citizen


Nah, don't care. But hey, its sco mo or Bill shorten


As should be


Delsman I dont remember all the dragons names on the top of my head ok


America 1 especially in covid cases


Could've been Labour.


The black one


I cant just know which one


Should've been Labour


Nightfury?


Changeling i just don't hate any countries even all those u mentioned! Why should i be concerned about them?


Probs gonna be fckn labor


toothless


Toothless...


Worse comes to worse. One Nation is our solution


Nono


Two Nations


Nononoonono


Free fish n chips during covid lockdown


Frost. Poverty, corruption, war, religious zealots, devolved population.


Horrible idea


Europe


Hows ur dead coral reefs vindy


How about


the quest is talking to me and i feel so awkward


No nation


Frost. Dictatorships, communism, pollution.


It ain't dead yet


FFA


Not with greens around


Poland


Gotta work harder


Make it a 8 billion battle Royale


zoey wot


Yooo


Epic games


Changeling no country is free from disadvantages


Switzerland.


Shes asking me abt how i lived in england


Gonna make a load of cash


Except for wakanda


Well


Whos she


Im confuse


It's not even a part of the European Union. It's what Germany could've been.


Canada is nice aswell.


Changeling Switzerland has its downsides


Yes


Such as?


Germany not part of the security council. Why?


But its flag is a huge plus.


Every country


I wanna live in Europe


But like


Everything expensive af


Military wise


Also


Rich country.


Just dont be broke


Im ok with the USA


If u look closer, u will find drawbacks


And the population.


And the laws.


Also half the country lives in wooden chalets


Ok so


The land is nice, though.


Im a Florida man


Laws are dependent on the state


And I can say for sure


Yea but the roads man


Its only crackheads here


You can open carry a katana in Texas for example


Like perms seasick


Takes ages to get used to


A broadsword


And the effects dont completely go away


I want to do that so bad


The roads here are alr


Downtown


America was scuffed at conception. They started their conquest via genocide.


Thats like


Literally most of the colonial countries


Every courtesy ever


Wait no


What


How did this start


Colonialism?


Some people liked pepper


Going from courtyard to frikin courtesy even though I wanted to type country


Countries sighs


And decided to take over the world for it


Oh countries


Pfft


Smoked paprika


I wish I could like


Live underwater


Have a world citizenship


Cities turned city states turned country turned empire turned smol country


So no one owned me


Yo pan


Imagine the taxes you have to pay with world citizenship


Every country


Nah


You would do it for the one you are currently on


Makes sense


Oh fck I still have 1315 role


But yknow what


Im with papi elon


Mars citizenship


Screw yall


Avacadabavado xD


Frickin nightmare


Live somewhere that never existed


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler YeA i was confused when you said you miss highschool


Spoop


Living in an anime world coughs


Catfished


continue to bait underaged girls Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


Lmao


Whoaa no.


OH NI


Ahhh


LETZL ur no better instead of baiting you just go for it


I really hate the anti caps feature


Bruh


I'm liking this server already.


Straya


Upside down name person, I dont need to bait


I just grab them


Fack


Pedo


How long hav i been here? I forgot PFFT


That being said


Ive retired from my craft


My yass


Yea and just do it as a hobby nowadays huh?


Yeah


I mentor sometimes


My expertise in master baiting is in wide demand in top universities across the planet


Master Baiting


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler is he teaching you this? Is he influencing you? Is that why ur baiting?


Wha


I quote


No sir.


WHAT


Ah no hes a natural


I see great potential in him


That is to say


If he continues to go down that path


I am a frying pan


Made in russia


Sizzling


Pan you remind me of someone


Whos also called pan


Pan is pan


And has frying pan


Economy


Im a pan pan made in Russia


I see


Nobody gonna talk about the cursed video your profile pic comes from


Its also my lock


I see naught but fap material


Epic


Avacadabavado let me introduce to you


Me!Me!Me!


Its a music video Changeling


Its pretty hot


Time to open a private tab.


LETZL I know the video I was referring to the video


Its fap material


Until around 3 minutes


Laser boobies


They really just pulled up the FPS tag on us


Its get stoned and freak out material


I suppose


I watched the prequel too


Or sequel time is hard to tell in that


I wonder what it would be like


Thing


It just looks like anime degeneracy as usual.


Bruh


Continue further Chang


Youll get to the good stuff in a minute


Chang ling


Im bored


Go play R6


Its been a while actually


Ive been playing destiny and VALORANT


Well


Gtg


Trip


So much better/s


Yep


Wait wHAt


Take care, y'all


See ya fahim


See ya


Anime was a mistake.


So am I


Hiroshima should've finished the job.


Jk


Hiroshima started it


Wheeez


oh


You have access to valorant?


You mean Chinese Rootkit?


Yes


Wait what


Whats Chinese rootkit


Obviously the best game is mince craft


Valorant.


Closed beta access


It's literally a Chinese rootkit.


Bruh


Its been explained over and over again


Changeling


Great now they're fully naked why does this exist.


NOT BRIAN


Valorant went under fire due to its anti cheat software


It basically has access to your entire computer right when you turn it on


Noice


No he deserved a Nobel peace prize


Avacadabavado you can get closed beta access by watching a drops enabled stream on twitch


We can play if you get it


I have a team of around 7 people


Free rootkits for watching twitch?


Chang bruh if thats how you feel about that then you do not want to know what lurks in the depths of r34


Changeling bro go back to r/pcgames


Alfawaffle go back to r/bendingoverandtakingchina'sstiffdong


Lmao


Getting a little spicy


You do realize all that trash abt anti cheat mainly comes from cheat makers right


Dw its all jokes and laughs


You do realise it's a chinese rootkit, right?


Meanwhile I am waiting for nbn


nbn?


Explain what a rootkit is before you say anything


Collection of malicious software


Damnit.


Avacadabavado Suppose to be Australia's fastest internet line


Without using google I forgot to add


Oh well


The malware no other name for it gains kernal access.


The Chinese rootkit was an incident where a bunch of rootkit s were put into a bunch of computers by Chinese peps


Explain what a kernel is


Are you retarded or something?


You do realise I run Linux right?


Lmao


I'm not a techlet.


No how am I supposed to know that


Wtd


I've even got Discord flatpak'ed.


Hackerman.jpg


Fragile


yo changeling


Yes, Tim?


Dry it off then.


when u said'judging from zoeys selfie, she looks whatever'


Yeah.


Oh no


ive been tryna find her selfie through the channel but i cant find it


howd u find it


Use the search thing, from:name in:selfies extra points has:image


Search it


Yea


ohhh


That


itsnottherewth?


Bruh


i searched it


i deleted it


Maybe Zoe deleted it


Deleted.


zoey


Sorry


Damages been done already


I have another Zoey I call zoe


who


Me? Or Zoey


Oh


www


LMAO


Zoey woey


Zeo


nO


OKAY


lets not talk abt my name


You say no


zoey Why bother deleting the selfie?


Then you say okay


I hate my irl name


because i thought i did before


So I guess you approve?


Lmao


Have you sent it in other servers?


Change


why u ask?


Its official then


Chill m8


same i hate it too Clymer


Ay


Hate names gang?


changeling why u asking


Mans just tryna help with privacy protection


Because some bots can find what servers you're in if it's public, then people can join and get it eitherway.


what


i see


Is pan actually named pan


Whether you sent it here in particular or not doesn't matter.


Plus someone can just save it if they're eager.


But people call me roon or pan


Yea like someone like alfa


The point is prevention anyways


wheeze


xdd


Lmao


AAA


Oh no


Sike


Zeo fell too deep into the pedo hole


Oop


yo I don't need to save her selfie when we video call bro LETZL


Muscle memory


He quick boi


Everyone saw that


Too slow bro


Aye


I want Alie to come online so we can vid chat


Ohh shiet


My bad


Slow internet.


You attract more attention using the thing


Ha dsl


Streisand Effect isn't it.


Vindy


Suuure


Isnt it like


Wot


2 am for you


Yea. I dun sleep till. 3


That is when I am tired,


Hey Chang zoey was wondering if u saved her selfie


Talking about kernels, I wonder if there's an upgrade yet.


Ah waiting for the shredded cheese vibe I see


She got creep vibes from you


Okay okay


Alfa


Cause I'm use to staying late, had to when I studied for exams.


Wasup


Ooofster


You are the literal definition of creep vibe


Should I post a selfie


Ye face reveal


Optional


Experimental 5.7


Avacadabavado Im not that creepy


LETZL You run Linux?


Alr boys


wow


No windows home


Its time for a 100k face reveal


Wha


Windows pro is the go


Linux is Bad


I only have a laptop bruv


linux is bad


Honestly how can you simp for Zeo and reject my advances


Get mad because you can't upgrade your files via terminal.


Im hurt


zeo


Am I not


I dont even know what that means


s e x y enough


You don't know what a terminal is?


Avacadabavado alright you can have my insta if you want


Depends


The tables just Turnbull'd


Alr


Do I have a good pic


Chang out here flexing his hackerman intellect


Turnbulld?


You're claiming linux is bad but you don't even know what a terminal is.


Malcom Turnbull.


Former Prime Minster


Mad lad


We dont bully


Hold windows, press r, type cmd


Congrats you've opened Window's shite terminal.


Is that the only thing


And does it matter really


Yes.


It does.


Yeah dont bully Bill Gates :


As long I have fun idc


We s e d u c e not b u l l y


Bill Gates is a cuckold.


UwU


Mac OS lads?


Lmfaooo


Nope


Leave


Welcome


Wheeezeee


Your life is a waste.


Lmao


this is a no bully zone


I have mac


I mean, the OS itself is fine, better than Windows, but Apple stuff is garbage.


I see almost every kid with a macbook


Imagine falling for Apple's hypebeast scam.


Chang


And some chinese with razer laptops


Go back to throwing money at supreme.


cough huh?


Pretty bad laptops


Oh wait I read that wrong


Dont call my laptop shite vindy


Hello there puts pillow case on cheese seductively


pretty bad


They're the worst laptops.


Overpriced, under performing


It does its best


Overheating


Yo


It actually doesnt overheat


Because they underclock.


Flimsy, easily scratched


No scratch


Stop shitting on my bad financial decisions


Whhheze


You know what


To spite you


You want bad financial decisions?


Alienware


XDD


yep


Im buying the latest version of razer


Lmaooo


Omf


g


Tell that to my friend


Just buy a Lenovo ThinkPad.


I built my own pc like a real gamer


You could get ousted by a msi.


I had a idea pad


But


Then I built my pc


Muh chroma rgb keyboard


Building a laptop is much harder, not worth the effort.


If you want a laptop go with Lenovo.


Nooo


Why would you build a laptop


Exactly.


The built ones are either loud as a plane


Ya can customise


It'd cost more since the parts aren't easily avalible.


Or heavy as a plane


Mine's neither.


Or the price of a plane


Wait


I just


The only time it gets slightly loud is when stress texting it.


Realised


Omg


The things like maybe, 15kg?


I thought you typed worth the effort not not with the effort


Lmao


Built laptops or stationed computers?


Welcome!


Computer in a case


Because again, building a laptop is retarded to try.


Carry case


Stationed computer?


Mines not loud


Alienware offers workstation performance in a laptop


LAN party computers always interest me.


Area 51M


welcome


Mines not loud, if you turn up the volume


And it was only 1k


for about 7 gran starting


Bruh


Ugllyyy


For the cheapest and 10 years outdated laptop.


Looks like a milk soaked ps5


Why does no one in these servers ever run Linux.


What


Their flagship is like 10 k


Bc Linux bad


Stop flex


You don't know what a terminal is kid.


Linux is B A D


Oh wait, I also riced mine a couple days ago, wanna show it off.


Linux is super user unfriendly


Mhm


Like Chang


Only for brainlets.


hehe


Inconvenient


Yes like Chang


My mates call me mentally defiecent all the time and I still use Linux.


What are talkin about?


Linux.


Its like building your own render engine


Like sure you can do it


But


Why delete that?


Idk


Its much more efficient to use someone elses


I felt like it


No complicated reason


Spur of the moment


Oofster


Howd he get mooore


RNGesus


stonks


Mad stonks


Imagine having day trade rule


Gayyy


Hey dont call me out m8


media


I thought you were pan


Its a spectrum


But it averages out as bi


Stonk


I like that word


Oigun


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler Never talk to me or my son again.


XDD


Never talk to me or my laptop again


Oh come onnn


Never yall again


TALK


Whats your


Wheres your


wot


Thousand dollar laptop


I think you sold it


It didnt cost a thousand


No.


MY POINT exactly


HEY IT WORKEDDD


Mans spends S3K on a damn laptop


wOrKeD


XDDD


I sure hope it did


What worked


It was like 4.5k


I dealt with the guy and got it to 3


Graphics card?


GTX1080 at the time.


Trash


At the time


I get you


But were in present time


3 is a cursed number in tech lmao


Lmao


S3K on a non rtx laptop


Bruh rtx wasant a think back then


Spending a lot on a laptop seems like a waste in my opinion. I'd rather put the money into a proper station.


You got screwed over by Moores law


Is this talking about vindys gtx laptop


Why not a laptop and station


Well. I wanted a desktop. But IO moved alot.


so I wanted soemthing pretty.


Truth


and had some power


I gamed a lot at school


LETZL That's the law where people get corrected faster when stating a false fact than asking the actual question.


Moore?


Yeah.


Moore's Law refers to Moore's perception that the number of transistors on a microchip doubles every two years, though the cost of computers is halved.


Bango it worked.


Hehe


Oooft


What was the name of that one


You didnt include


What?


I can't remember honestly.


Wait


Where did you get Moore from


The law where people get corrected faster when stating a false fact than asking the actual question.”


Cunningham's law.


Cunningham's Law states the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.


Was that falsely called Moores law?


Yes


Ohhh


And I gave him the correct answer to Moore


I was like how tf did he deduce that”


Le Mao


The mao


Mao zhedong


I got Moore's law wrong on purpose because I wanted to refer to Cunningham's law as a joke and also get the answer.


Yeth


Whered vindy go


Sleep maybe


Yea


My thumb is so tired


Lmao.


Its late for me I should probably go to sleep just I got school tomorrow


Is that a threat, alfawaffle?


Aight gn


yE WOT


Avacadabavado What's the time for you?


lmao


Am


Perth, Oceania.


Yea ik


LETZL Wot


Ehh.


Huh vindy


Whyd you ping me


Bruh


Ye wot


Look at my roles


Indonesia, Singapore, Phillipeans...


Ehh what else.


I think he misspelled one there


Sorry.


Fillipeens


Last one


OOOfoster


Ez clap


Final answer?


Well bois. I am going to bed.


One of those 4, plus a couple other.


Night


You should sleep too Chang


Naaah. I'm good.


Kek


You do you


Well wrong Im in cHINa


I don't respect China as a valid country.


I dont think discord is allowed in China


Discord is owned by China.


Im the actual Chang ling


Wiat wHAt


Hold up


Here I thought they were LA based


Imagine having a traditional communist party because the original communist party isn't communist enough.


Not that I care necessarily


I only know about PUBG being owned by China


Ngl their communist capitalist strategy lowkey working out


Tf


Im shook


Oh yeah


Let's see. Riotgames. Epicgames. Discord. 23Me iirc.


Is discord really owned by China


Well


Ehh there's another one I remember.


Avacadabavado They're majority share holders.


I thought only the Chinese part of league of legends was owned by the Chinese company


Lots of major game companies owned under tencent which is under the influence of Chinese govt


I'm betting on a massive act of cyber terrorism on the west within the next 20 years.


Everything in China is under the government influence lmao


Didnt they like DDOS us some years ago


Tencent is just the Government.


Wouldn't be surprised.


That is if they dont own everything in 20 yrs lmao


welcome


I for one welcome our Chinese overlords


Sike


Lit server


innit


Bruv


Ah yes politics


doesnt get this political but its a nice server


Lit fam


What was censored then.


If you want a demo just scroll up a lot


Political discussions usually end with Americans


Frick


Americans


Anyone disappointed about their countrys handling of covid


They'll just shoot eachother until they're no more, it's fine. China is a threat.


Yes


China number one


What is this, Rust?


Hey Chang on the bright side, in a couple years future we get to see all the cool gadgets every country had been developing to efficiently kill each other


americans


shit im late


So just nukes


Tim pls


runs


Prolly not nukes


You know you won't


Im playing Minecraft when the apocalypse comes


uwu


I dont think there will be war


It's called natural selection


not being able to leave is the apocolypse


Chinas pretty good at waging war against weaponless civilians


You'll know when it's the apocolypse.


Bruh


Shout out to my boys in Hong Kong.


Hard reset the simulation


kinky


China is weaponless civilians


Mad respect to those mofos.


At least in WWII


Thank you for that narcissist


o lordt


You're welcome


Anyone still remember when China was just a broke country with cheap labor


Good days


Kinky


Chang


It's you that makes your own name bud


I dont think thats possible


anyone remember when the whole world was broke w cheap labour


I didnt know you were into that


and the letter u would actually be part of the word


Idk Tim do you


The only thing I'm into is watching people get hit by cars.


Anybody remember when Pluto was still a planet


hes still a planet change my mind


f in chat


Anyone remember when nothing was a planet


In my heart it still is


Pluto got impeached.


Anyone remember when i cared


You never did


Thats why you left me


Sorry


I hope you bump your head on anthrax.


Anyone remember when narcissists opinion mattered


Hope won't get you far in life lmao


Anyone remember when anthrax was used to assassinate people


Sorry, I'll slam your forehead into anthrax.


wth


That's more like it


Kinky


I dont remember anthrax much


Stop its giving me a bONEr


welcome


Its like a virus with a hard shell iirc


Uhh I mean welcome


Then just wipe it away


Honestly how hard could that be


Saw my next door neighbour who has puke green hair dancing in their backyard in the corner of my eye for like an hour.


All it takes is a rope and a ceiling


They're happy


Also note these'people' threw litter in my backgarden that my dog ate and got sick.


A rope and a ceiling...


id put on music for the lad


Lmao


Uuhm


Anywho


10/10 would sue


A bit of bullets will settle it


A very American way of handling things


My Mother was insistent not to.


I'm researching pipe bombs atm.


Bruh


Welp youre on the watch list now congrats


Banned


As if I'm not careful.


You're not


Yeah he runs linux


why u researching pipe bombs for


Why pipe bombs when you can shit bombs


Wait hat


Bomb the next door neighbour's freakshow.


Avacadabavado innit


i


ok


Bruv


Is innit” a British thing


Yes.


Yes


I see


Getting ingredients is hard in Australia.


Based


Fertilizer right


Make your own


Can't you actually make a bomb out of fertilizer?


Ez chemistree


did u ask


Yes you can


Yea


innit


is


Yeah, how?


ok bye


Bye


Has to be sulphide based tho


Sulfur


That's crazy


Something to do with concentrating the explosive part of the fertilizer and burning it to create a boom boom


Sulphur


thats year 12 stuff wtf ru saying


Year 12 lmao


More like terrorist stuff


What if I were to just stick thermite in a pipe bomb? What would happen?


But I see your point


What ops are in year 12


what


Flashy but not effective


Yea


Not enough destruction


CO2 pipe bomb would work, right?


Search up thermite cannon in YouTube


Nah


I've seen that in action


Why not? Shrapnel bomb.


But the thing with sulphur is


By that guy colin furze


You can make gunpowder


Someone made it in my school


Sulphur is hard to get in Australia.


To leave some air in the bomb


Go


To


A


Volcano


uwu


Thats why you need fertilizer


Explain the process, please.


I'm no chem wiz.


You can use sulphur fertilizers and mix it with charcoal


Its not a chem wiz thing


Its really simple


The Chinese could do it in like 500 bc


Actually since ur a computer whiz why not just mess with their house


chinese.


Or


Just buy gas and pour it


Back when slaves were a thing


Everything was good


Now


Arson isn't my style.


Ugh


Tsk


Thermobaric bombs is where its at, man


Plus it's literally right next door, odds are my place catches aswell.


And you think shrapnel wont


So just put gunpowder in a container but leave some air in it


just become neurosurgeons already jesus christ


Then put a fuse in it


Neurosurgery has nothing to do with terrorism


neurosurgery is chemistry


Then boom


I mean,


Done


Nice.


More like biology


But also biochemistry


Remind me what OS you run?


Whom


baited


Me?


Yes.


Rn Im on ios


Aint he mac


Ye


Nm won't add you.


I use window on my laptop


Ehh.


Stop ur superiority complex I stg


I mean. Ehhh. iPhones aren't the worst.


Google phone exist.


Kek


Yo


I actually like my new iPhone


Imagine


It does its job


At a price


I'm planning on buying a renewed Note9 and installing Lineage on it.


At a price true


Okay


Lineage based Andriod fork.


Fork


Yes


Sailfish just needs to get a little better.


This is the future old man


More like past


We will now have lineage based android forks


Lineage gets me hard.


Why


Are all your emojis


Red


Bruh


And your profile picture red


Because they're a coloured person.


Its the lewd demon


Succubus


Imagine


Yes a lewd demon


My eyes


Your eyes hurt?


Does anyone have power to ban this guy?


After seeing the second emoji yes


I do


You wish


Please, do your thing.


I have the power to kindly ask you to leave


I didn't see anything.


Wut no


I want boner


Did some one say


Do it.


LmAoo


Being banned in less than 24 hours


Succubus?


Ban him.


That's actually not a speedrun


Yeah


I got banned for saying brown is just dark orange in a server.


Yandere Dev 0.01 second ban speed run is the fastest


Facts


Somehow me saying brown is dark orange was an argument, so I got banned for arguing.


Why would i be banned for anyway


They hated him for saying the truth


Idk


Offended my eyeballs.


Whyd you put a period


Probably because I'm taking their spotlight


Accident


That's usually why i get banned


I see


That aswell. to alfa


My thumb is tired ok


Well you are called narcissist


For a good reason.


Luci What OS do you run?


But will he narce my sist


IOS


Role: he/him


Twitch user: Camgirl


PC?


It's an inside joke


Mobile.


You mean about the 20 or so popular Twitch/Chaturbate streamers?


Powermove


Onlyfans account headass


It has nothing to do with chaturbate


The camgirls all stream there.


It's an R6S reference


Valkyrie?


Oh


OH


ohhh


Ok


OHHH


I get it now


That took too long


Kinda slow


But we got it


Okay


Tk people w torch


Honestly the only people I play is sledge and rook


Time for my 3rd piss this hour.


Nobody asked


Female bladders


Hmm


Amaru and Mozzie


Linux bladders


No more mozzie after nerf


Yikes!


Linux bladders LmAoo


Mans got a loose terminal if u know what I mean


zoey mozzie


Whats this additional inside joke


its a long story


HEEHEE


Yea


Well


Story time.


that'll have to be in dm


its literally abt a yt video


cos personal stuff


also yeah


Im almost at the shredded cheese hour


Oof


foO


zoey u at the shredded cheese hour


Thats gonna be for tonight then


he oofed time to pack my guys


idefk what shredded cheese hour is


me either


wow


Thanks for showing the existence of that narc


stop bad WORDING


Im close guys help me get to it


Alfa i saw that


Shredded cheese hour


Lmao yeths


hee.


Auto delete aint that good


I chugged like a litre of water to berid of a dry throat.


eee


Well, I say that. I had another litre.


I don't think these emojis are all that bad


Wait a minute


Do I have


powers


Man where can I find a qt. linux girl?


i d o


Man gets hard to a girl that runs Linux os


I gotta do it myself tho


I get hard to Linux.


Cuz Im good boy mod


You wanna get penetrated by Linus Torvalds


Man Cantarell is sexy font.


Who?


Quick google search of writer of Linux


Very cool.


Also imagine using Google.


Like the couple million other people that use it


Based


Mood


Imagine doing something because everyone else is.


Thats not what I mean?


Big mood


If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?


Yeah


Plus I used safari actually


They're homies for life


safari


I dont get that little moral of the story parents use


Jumping off the bridge sounds pretty damn attractive rn


If all my homies jumped off a bridge its probably because the world has gone to shiz


So I would probably do it too lmao


It already is


Getting The View From Halfway Down memories now man. BoJack was a good show.


I mean even shizzier


How much shiz


Ah yes depressed horse


You watch it?


Nah but I know the gist of the plot


Yeah I mean to watch it on Netflix some time soon


How do you think I figured out the gist of the plot


Spoilers?


Yep


Sometimes


I've heard some guy who really hates the show call it BoJerk Sadman


I watch a show solely from spoilers


Shadman


But most of spoiled info gets dumped in memory


You what


shADMan


Anyone watch Mr Robot?


Mr shadman


Bring us a dream


Ah yes realistic hacker series


I get the gist of the plot


From spoilers as well.


Gets me happy to see Kali launch whenever they're doing thier thing.


Would've prefered parrot but it's one the same.


I've just finished season 2, easily my favourite show.


Mm epic


So Ive been wondering whats up with that profile pic


Yeah what about it.


looks like an illustration from the gruffalo book


Ah.


yes


that my little kidhood


fr tho


we're going on a bearhunt


only the real ones know


we gonna catch a big one


LMAO


Bear hunting? Seems illogical.


but theres grass in the way


we cant go unDER it


swish swosh


we cant go ovER it


we'll go..


thROuGh it


SWISHY


You can always go under and over anything you want to.


SWOSHY


Make your own path, exceed expectations.


changeling id r/wooosh u if it was still alive


r/IHaveReddit


read the vibe


pls


Read my lips.


what lips


it says it needs chapstick


LMFAO


Zoey is watching me


nah its the other way round man


i only watch onii chan


Pardon?


o lordt


hee. hee.


i would ping him but i dont want to disturb him snce he went offline


Can I unread?


bye my pizzas here


Pizza time.


hope u can read atmospheres and buy chapstick changeling xoxo


xoxoxoxo


ew


Yeah


I'm giving out Pizza Time.


wha


bro


how much free time do u have


im upset thats on my watch history


A lot


ok srsly bye


Clearly


A lot, since the virus.


buy chapstick xoxoxoxoxoxoxox


At least I get to take a gap year.


Ew, gap year students.


Sorry that the virus made me delay my education.


Actually, hold up, requires more context. Are you newly graduating HS?


Well I honestly don't know what's happening with my education.


Easily I could just teach myself hacking and get a criminal record, then get an IT job easy as.


Alternatively, colleges are providing online classes in these trying times.


college


Uni


Lmao you were just talking on the other server, box.


Seems I'm the sole survivor.


Victory Royale.


Type already.


Welcome


i


i was typing something here by accident


i meant it for another serverr


Aighty.


Oh okay thanks for answering


What'd I answer?


The question a couple mins ago abt ur profile pic


Yeah what about it?


Thats cool I guess


What


Just confused what you're asking.


Where it came from, to which you answered a while ago


Ah, search results for troll


Had something to do with wiki something.


a h


Well Im tryna nap its been a long morning


Cya


Cya.


Wait.


Remind me what OS you use?


LOS


Aahshshhduhdvdovd


Welcome?


Please enjoy your stayy!


welcome welcome


welccy


Welcome!


Greetings yall


heyo winty


How are chuuy


hiyah


late welcome


Hiya yall and welcome to the new peeps!


im doing swell, just drinking coffee


its like 5:32am here


ommmg coffeee yummmyeeheh


its like 12.32am here


Go and sleep!


its 3:32 here


pm


ish important to sleep


ooo das gawd


Epic.


its not good


im like


Waitin


For fortnite


event


wth


why;w;


i havent got a single assignment done


haheehee


same


imma be honest


its like at 9am reason why i woke up cuz my TUMMY HURTS


3:33 pm for me


So no head


i have 2 projects 2 tmrw i havent started em


a test due monday


Do them


and several normal assignments


bu


i dont wanna


Are they easy or sumthin


do it


yes there just time consuming


And get over it instead of being chased by teachers


not even


i say that to myself but procrastination just makes its way


its easy for me to get it done at the last moment


because i have real motivation


YOU SEE MY TEACHER SENT ME A GOOGLE DOCUMENT ITS A BOOKLET AND THEN I TYPED MY ANSWERS THERE AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE NEXT DAY WHEN I OPENED IT IT DIDNT LEMME ACCESS TO IT NOR EDIT IT AND ALL MY ANSWERS ARE GONE IM LIKE FK IT I AINT DOING IT


WintyHeart . my level says im lvl 9 but on the player list im 3 owo?


i spent 2 days DOING IT AT COLLAGE


LMFAO


really?


Collage


yeah


ommgg lemme check


collage


ok uwu


ever just


cold toes?


Toes


cant relate, im melting rn


oof


heck


imma just do my dailys rn


toes are the only thing that makes my body cold or warm


and do the other stuff tonight


ikr


Weak.


yes


i am emotionally weak


me too!


are they cute socks?


This server lit


Yea


Noted.


Its just normal socks to make meh warmmm


Thank u so much


Cold is good.


i like the cold


Cold keeps you awake.


wha?


Cold keeps you alert.


Yes sure is unless ur hugging sumone who do warms u up


sniffs


i need a cuddle buddy for after this corona


but like


there saying next year


After a beer


WintyHeart . Sydney?


Awww;;


Yes


Aye same here.


i wish corona goes awayy


Be cold, like ice. Empty your mind and be cool, calm like ice.


Omg heyyy buddyyy


owo sydney? as the place?


Sydney person ueyey


Wait why R U UP AT 5:40am


Neala No, as in the space.


Lmao, nah, chem classes online are easy thanks to corona chan.


WintyHeart . Why are you.


bruuhhh


i want to throw a person


rip the ship named after ur city or whatever


Throw me.


My Brother had an online lecture for the difference between spaces and places, he still doesn't understand.


Geography?


Joke of a class.


you see australia contains 6 states which are NSW, SA, WA, VIC, QUEENSLAND, NT


Journalism.


oh


ik like nothing about yall


Actually i was born in australia yet dont states properly


Honestly I've been wanting to move to WA for a while now.


Know


its ok


I WANAN MOVE TO SOUTH AUSTRALIA SO BAD


Why's that?


TO MEET THE DREAM OF MEH LOVE


i was born in the usa and i still cant find wyoming on the map


Kinda weird but alright then.


So related


how is that weird


i dont find it weird


nothing is weird


anyway


They're the love of your life and you want to meet them?


huh?


Well duh? What do you wan me to call em then


Nevertheless not even meet them first, but move there?


so?


Just saying, lil weird.


Stonks


she just trust that its going to work out, like a faithful companion should


Yeah but i trust them


Yeah but at least meet up first.


Train ride can't be that long.


EXACTLY


First of all i said that i wanna go there so bad so i live there because its better than SYDNEY


rip hmas sydney


I needda go back to Melbourne


SA isn't much better. WA is alright though.


Just meh opinion


Fair enough I suppose.


Omg my keyboard


id like to be anywhere but florida


Why is that


hot


annoying crack heads


i hate summer


Florida man arrested.


lmao


and a jap lover


no


im just german


and ill say something


germany is cool


Deleting it won't unsay it, winty.


i was just jkin;;


Also, Germany would be good if not for the immigrants.


at least 99 of members havent seen it


Yup.


omg where did u come from


i have a prussian iron cross on my jacket


I've been here the whole time.


That's a fair estimate.


Can i have it


I think vindy would love it


have what


oh


i have a balkenkreuz too


Yes.


I think it depends.


Oh wow


which mocks my view on absolute government


WintyHeart . What OS do you run?


old mean


men


Whats OS


Old farts.


Wow Winty is a bigger techlet than Vindy.


and ill say something in russian or have a accent


Operating System.


Technology?


What desktop is your computer?


Darn, missed 99 of the juicy chats


yep


Ummm


Window 7


Also hello


Hello.


At least it's not Mac.


No more security updates though.


Can i tell you something


Yeah alright.


Like im the biggest baka u would ever meet


Yup.


Dunno what that means.


Hmm


you see my computer i have had it for like 6 years yet idfk if its window 7 or 10


Gotcha.


When you press the windows key, do you see candy crush pop up?


yes


i see it all le tiem


It's Windows 10.


Windows 10


omg


Ur a genius


The amount of bloat on Windows 10 is absurd, man.


i dont get candy crush chang


i hatw that game


i get world conqueror


Does nobody in this server run Linux? Seriously?


I use computer for studies and and for communication


Actually i dont know


How does linux looks like


XD


linux is trash thats why


Depends.


im sorry im living under the rock


Kimberly You don't know what a terminal is.


use chromebook


You're objectively wrong.


ngl


chrome baddd


Overprice, overheat, overcharge.


the only time i used em was in high school


same


Can't even get kernel access on one of the models.


im still in high thooo


i graduted


last year


you high on what bro?


Linux changes how it looks like depending on DE and theme.


kek


although mines longer than urs right?


Wdym


i grad high when i turn 17


its usually 18 or 19


yeah


uwu


0 w 0


im happy now but i didnt wanna go to collage


i need to do my workkk


i dont wanna


GO AND DO IT


Do it


i have no idea what im gonna do


fineee


Winty for petes sake we have Uni here in Australia not collage which you didn't even spell right.


LMAO


I mean TAFE


i HAVE GOT NO ATAR BRO


Ehh. TAFE can be good. Depends.


because these americans when i say tafe they dunno what is it so i call it college


What course?


event management cert 3


isnt tafe an education trainer thing


yeee


Sounds boring.


It ISH BORING


Then why do it?


I wanna be event planner


I did t expected it be like that


She's gonna plan the biggest orgy in the world xD


What did you expect it to be?


Like it has so much tthings to learn about and its pretty damn useless! I need work experience not fkin studying


Plus not much ppl there tho


Also sounds like at max a 5 figure salary.


its a good job but also frustrating


23,000 americans go to the er each year because they take to many vitamins


He just said, keep up.


Nadabas Too


Are u in uni?


Nah, inbetween education atm due to the pandemic.


Rahm True.


Ohaki


Deutsche?


I can only speak a couple phrases.


same


Lmao fair enough.


only english related lang ill learn willfully


Ich bin aus Australiean.


i am austrialian?


Yeah.


alr


German is a good language, man.


yep


How many languages do you speak?


fluently?


What a guy.


broken and barely?


Go on then.


They are?


japanese, korean, germany, english, russian, chinese


i can tell the diff between them all too


oof


I can aswell, non of them are very similar.


i practice japanese and chinese religion...


Which?


shinto


what


wym bull


Ah it's the one with the shrines.


its the one were accept everyones views instead of crusading


Atheism?


oml


im shinto


i practice shinto


and how about you


christian?


or athiest?


Atheist.


Im bored


But you do believe ghost busters.


no?


AAA


ummm


we dont have gods in shinto, i one of the few that worshipped a god


next topic


Also wat games u guys play


Weird, considering majority of Australians are athiests.


lmao not everyone


in my area there are alot of ppl who r religious


uwu


its so colddd


I know my neighbours are athiests because if there was a god, they're going to hell.


It's pretty chilly yeah.


yes im wearing a damn jacket and wrapped wif a blanket


at least they will live eternally


man my neighbors r ded they r like


So quiet


And still from now on idfk how they look like


it is lockdown


no bro


WintyHeart . Have you even slept yet?


I been in diss house since 2017 or 2018


Not going to sleep


how many times I seen this theme.


25 already


Why not?


lmao ikkk


Welcome new peep


Idk


Theme, eye cancer, same thing.


U know ima about to get knocked out any sooner i may sleep


But idk when


Rn i dun feel tired


I'm going to head off myself.


It's 6 already. Sun's up.


yeee


goodnight


Hey yall


Finished my nap


nice


Hello pan pan


hi hi


Wait this guy's back.


U need anything


Nah. What's shaking my guy.


My body


I only had a total of 2 hours of sleep today


Should probably stop shaking then.


i need protection from the athiests there bullying me again


Yeah I should also stop my hearts beating


Guess you need to become more grizzled?


Im looking up the definition of grizzled and it doesnt make sense in this context


I think


of a child cry fretfully.


having or streaked with gray hair.


You gotta sleep dude


WintyHeart . what do u play?


Think she's asleep.


oof


I should be aswell.


i need to work


I need to sleep.


I will sleep.


Noo


i play


Fortnite


roblox


a


ew ew ew ew


Yum


Delish


we like fortnite we like fotkntit


forkmnit


chug jug challeng


wehere you keep drinking


and u dont stop


take meh to ur xbox to play fortnite todayyy


im gonna draw


oh wait yeah no cursin


sorry


Draw me like one of ur french girls


i have no french girls:


like ur waifus


neither


like kirby


winty wanna play fortnite some time?


Omg do u play fortnite


i dont like ever play and i refuse to built


i play a lil


ish okayyy


i did from season 15 tho


a lot


Luckyyt


I played since season 4


Welcome!


nice


and welcome


Please assign roles in roles deletedchannel


what do u play on?


Didnt play a lot in season 4 u kno i hated fortnite back then but not anymore


You?


prinz became komi san


and pc


Finally phewww


Thought u were going to say xbox


welll i did lmao


but mine broke


Awww buy ps4


Ish better


Or 5


i want to for anime games


but


i just spent 1k on my pc


so im broke


I wanna play anime games but dunno wats a good game to play


ill suggest some


rippp arent we all r broke


Anime games?


yes pls


PC?


later tho


i need to work


and im pc


Oh shii go and work


I was gonna suggest Genshin Impact or Honkai Impact


I think xenoblade chronicles is ps4


honkai is mobile right?


Yes.


Mobile and PC


ah


i have it on bluestacks i was confused


whatsabluestackshaha


lmao


Thx for the clear and concise answer


pin dat


Im tryin


Im gonna dye


The bor no work


Hey look its a rerard


hewwo!


oop


Go and work


i am


No ur not


im have to listen to a speech


Ur on discord supposed to be focusing on ur studies


mhm


Spend ur time with the bois who cares about school amiright


yeee


Hehehh


WintyHeart . what time is it for u?


oh 4:50 pm


maybe we can play later?


can u play fortnite in 2 hrs ay?


maybe


Because me and vindy are going to join fortnite event


Music festival


oof is it like


arena?


Just like marshmello but this is Travis this tome


time


oh that


Welcome!


Yes


Join us if chu wan


Then event will start 7:05pm for u


alr


wait game chat or sum?


Hop on early because last time me and vindy stayed up eaely in the morning and cant eemmebee what happened one of us couldnt join even tho the event havent started in 10 mins


ah ok


lul


Wdym game chat


why tf is fortnite 80 gb


ionno


oh do yall vc when you play?


what do u use


Discord


discord


Yup


yerp


do u mind if i record?


i make yt vids and stuff


c o n t e n t


Yeah thats fine


idk for vindy


plus im pretty lame


ill ask when he come on


thats ok


im lame too


Yea have pan steal all the k


maybe my editor can join


ok so i have accuracy and stuff


Ay bro 1v1 me in roblox phantom forces


but i refuse to build


sure thing open ur roblox


fr?


jks on u cant be bothered


damn


I was ready


but we can later


nahhh


I aint gonna let u win doe


hm


have you even played phantom forces


And if u did win is because i was making things easy for u cuz i feel bad for u that u weak


I dun remember and no


b r u h


Idk if its the one that cliffy plays


Prolly


maybe


who knows


oh ye i think


ooh


I have a couple robux left


so we can set up a vip server


Idk cuz i play shooting games bak then but dun remember


gimmw robux pls


Vindy ish alive


I'll give robux if you kneel


oop


welcome


alfa asking winty to get on knees?


yeth


oo


that seems unwholesome


as if


no robux then


will u do it for the robhux?


i dun need it


robux


yes


lmaooo


lmao


I sold my kik


anyhting for robux


anything


What do i buy


ANYTHING


how do you sell a kik


I'll buy u nitro then


I will literally eat ur toes


oop


for robux


oo


fine offer


LMFAO


You sell a kik through the og com


will you just keep them warm?


my toes are cold


Lets say 5 robux per toe


yes


I got 60 for it that's a lot


I have 2,078


saving up my dudes


lmao bruh


lmao what is happening


so I dont need no robux


trade me ur clothes;0


no stop


dam:


gimme robux


blairr


jks on u dont need it


blair with 2 r's is richer than me


damn you rich kids


notices i dont have any Rs in meh name


on the hind sight,


;w;


me either


my brother had like 10k robux


my bro has a lot


but his sccount was hacked


youre no fun


yare


Cant believe hes wastin moneh


I had so much robux one time


stop


I spent it all in a whole day


stop flexing


nobody wants to hear it


oop


Im gonna go cry


your so mean


no no no


now die


ok u dont deserve my sorry


knocks alfa with my pan


stooopid


Tys,


NO


can you stop crying for one minute


Ill give you candy


hey


im a pan


Candy


WintyHeart . can i be ur pan?


pan is a pan pan


yea


pan is pan pan pan pan.


no like deadass


crys


im a pan pan


Ohhh


NO CANDY


lmao


The Sexuality


Right.


RIGHT


left


stop cryin


or im gonna give u a reason to cry


die


NO


CKOANSOAJA


hello


Jdhdhdhbdhdb


CRYS


STOP


nooo


Im so sorry


Im gonna beat you with my stick


oop


crys


imma bite ur stick


hit me and I will snap ur neck in 1.2 seconds


u cant do anythin lil gurl


you wanna try meh


raccoon u grind new event?


no I would not like to try you thank you very much


Wdym


Jokes on you


im goin to do my homework now


panpan


heh


on azur lane


new event


it's hw


thicc skunk girl


I forgot what I was gonna say


CRAP


LMAO


look in media WintyHeart .


I forgot what I was saying


ugh


STOP ITT


Oof.


nasty creatures


gross suckin toes


winty mediaaa


what happens when I put a paper clip around a strawberry


Hm


oo nevee thought of that


uwu


Why dont u do it alfa


I will


nani


Please keep server sfw;;


i didnt mean tooo


qwq


Ish okay


you have no idea what happens when youre not here winty


I have my staff here and i look through the chat


I'll tell you


I succ toes


when ur gone


Sumtimes im busy


Blair no judge


I know you do it too


HWA


Damb.


nice


becaus


REEE


Im gonna


scream


I didnt even know resident evil 3 was out


mood


chat dead


unfortunate


rip


almost done with my second assignment


WintyHeart . Australian servers?


Australian servers


is that a question


yes


Sounded like it.


The answer is


Heavenly I havent seen u in years bro you dont really say anything here


Hm?


Oh, yeah.


Bruh he been talkin here a lot wdym u havent seen him its because u left the server


I'm busy irl and I don't have much time to really check in or talk. That and I'm working and doing school work, which is a absolute garbage.


yes this is australian server sksk Milburr


its okay i understand!


I will be busy as well


in few days cuz my asisgnment


Assignment


Speaking of which, I need to get back to work.


I see


did winty just sksk


ok


and im on my 4th assignment now


nice nice


i need a ruler


ugh


I have one come and borrow it


you inviting pan to come over your house


daring aren't you


thanks


no


im wholesome


cap


we can play monopoly or sum


Uno cards yes


ah yes


uno


fortnite and have sum snacks


Uno.


lmao


fortnite and chill


okay weirdo


uwuwuwuwuwu


my dad just watched me bring a ruler upstairs


im just trying to draw


Lmaooo


makes me sad too it was a mini ruler


where's the mark at bro


LMAO mini ruler


rip


Im sure it still fit?


wha


meanie


Your drawing I mean


hehe


I fall for it


Lmao.


mind off the gutter


Mhm.


the project is draw a potriat of someone you love


so im drawing my waifu


Thats eazy bro


not when ur bad like me


I find it hard to draw my waifu


Messing up feels like ur insulting them


boo


ikr


ahh


u scared me


sorrey


its ok


Oof.


Yugen scary


Welcome!


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler


Thank you! Smitty.


Thank you! WintyHeart .


You're welcome.


Pls assign roles in roles deletedchannel


Youre welcome


Ohh god.


XD


wasup vindicator


Can i adopt James


I would love to be adopted


winty


The emotes are killing me


remember the server i came from to complain to you


some ppl actually copied it


like the whole thing, name, everything


its just in polish lmao


Imma translate every cuss word i know


This is the most friendliest place ever


I love it here


Good.


The people here are so fugging friendly


Yup.


mold i didnt know u were here


pan pan pan pan has a lot of acquaintances


popular one aren't you


Yes, yes. Quite.


Question


Answer


yeah


Is there like a selfie channel in here?


Also hello to you two!


Yes.


selfies


yallo


Welcome!


there is one but if you go in it you will die bc im in it and im uglt


ye


wait I wasnt talkin abt you pan


Yup.


Yes


Which category would that be under?


Yawwwnnn


Gooodd morninggg


yawns are contagious stop


quarantine yourself


Sorrry for comin on a little late.


Got a little busy.


Hehe


busy...


heh you can come any time


huffs


Wears meh kommanders cap and uniform


Rightyy.. back on duty.


still ded


oberst?


ever done an irl cosplay like that


wait


I wish


I have done it


cosplay of what?


Zoro


Unfortunately there aren't any good reproduction stores in Australia


his profile pic


Or Zorro


Planned to order from US.


'rona


U have army uniform


i have a ww2 soviet, german uniform


I did have a look at a repoduction of us uniform tho.


of course he does


I liked the Airbourne.


and i have my rotc utilitys


And yes. I do have modern outfits


I have nothing


and dress charlies


But they don't look as cool.


I have my cat ear hoodie


uwu


ikr


modern military uni is bad


Lmaooo


Multicam better than blue mountain camo


execpt for marine dress blues


Wheeezeee


Blue mountain in desert. What you Tryna blend into


OMG I JUST IMAGINED ALFA CRAWLIN WEARING A FAKE TAIL WITH FKIN FAKE PAWS AND WEARING CAT EARS


SO WEIRDDD


LMAOOO


rawr


OHMYVOD STOP CRINGE


Idk my friend gave it to me as a gift


I thought it was meow


rawr works


uh no


It has her scent in it and I sniff it every now and then


OOOf


LMAO


what


Gave


I guess


Awww cute


yes sniffing someone's clothes is cute


I just noticed someone said floof to my hair


Ooofster.


Floofy


yes that would be me


Jamesss


Yesss


Aweee


sniffs


ur having a new brother Jamesss


XD


w h a t


Col. Noxious KillSt3aler i got some to show u


Yya what.. WintyHeart .


I've always wanted a brother XD


LETZL and thank you for the floof


OMG SO CUTE;;


Wait, what?


Hoy Yus


jsisksksjjsd


no prob uwu


UwU


ur now my child


MOM!?


yas


hiyaaa starry


Hihi


Heu


Hru


StarryFlash hello Star!


Pretty okay


Hiii


hru u two


I am great! And yourself?


Pretty alright


im guuddiee


Splendiddd


ish about to see fortniteee eventt


yeyyeye


With vindy


The emotes make everything cuter


indeed!


CUTE


Also Winty is officially my mother. All I need is a sibling optional and a father also optional


Owo!


whispers


vindyyy


is the father


Ahem what


VINDYYY


FATHER!


Time to dasshh


XD


Someone make a family tree asap


uh yea sure


Mkay


gotta finish sum


be sure to be quick if u wana catch up on le event


My neck hurts


soweeh for interruptin u


EXACTLY MINES TO


TOO


AAA


the rq azurlane grind


yep


Azurelane?!


gacha games


Nomnom


Weeb games


i somewhat wanna rid of my al acc.


Well I have it too


Got a problem wif dat


WAAA


THOUGHT U DELETED IT


hmph..


I haven't played in a very very long time.


aaa spam;;


I still have it.but I don't play it.


It's been like more than a year by now.


Also james soweh about dat just saying no caps allowed


delete it


Awesome I'm a single child xd


My bad mother


yes u r


we shall find selena


Watch my income waste away


XD


No work during corona


Selena?


WintyHeart . whats ur epic user?


Yes Selena


WinterzHeart


And Vindy ish


How much time is left?


Before event?


I think


ye


Soweh


How much time before event?


we have


Nah das okay.


Ye?


31 mins left


Ah plenty.


Yeh


Let me shower real quick.


Mkay


See ya real soon!


load up ur game tho


Cya


Check if it updates!


Oh yeaahho


Is Selena a family friend?


I'm loving being adopted


Ima load up my game cuz ik that whenever events happen fortnite or wifi can be meanie to mwh


nuuu ish wondering if sumone named Selena so we can adopt em x3


i sent inv


ohkai wait


friend request


my user was from my dva days


dont say it in public


Damb.


Accepted u


i feel exposed


Nuh ish fien


hugs


Soweh


send me inv?


its fine


Didnt even load up meh game XD


Lemme turn meh ps4 on


oop lmao


Big oofs.


Random thought: I love everyone's profile photos lmao


oh if you knew what mine was from


idk if you would be saying that


Yup.


do u know heavenly?


Probably.


ME!ME!ME!


Ahhh, I see.


Bak


Welcome bakc.


Thanks.


back.


whats ur epic vindy


Didn't I say?


Hol up lemme fire my PC up


alright


Actually lemme get a drink first.


Lmao


Invited u


His epic is HiJacker244


I will invite him dw


im in ur game already idk how


The event ish in 10 mins


your exactly 100 levels higher than me


Hello, Astro.


Haaa


Same


in this one season


hold on what my acc level


um also if u joined my region would ur game lag


It is delay.


Mhm


Also bak


I got meh pepsi


Weba and hi astro


Wtf its 8am for u


Funny. I'm also drinking that.


U havent had any breakfest!


wait do i need to change servers?


noo


Join my lobby


Pepsi superior amirite?


Yessiree!


It's 7 for me


hmm


send inv


Bro this is my first time i wver see my friends list si active


I guess everyone is up for the event


what r u guys even doing


fortnite


winty this season your already almost half my acc level


Event is going to START IN 6 mins


whwre ARE U CINDY OMG


VINDY!


JOINNN


Oof.


Gimme invite


I am on.


Lmaooo


vc?


Ready UPP


Vc


READY UPP


Whereee?


Picnic


Here


Oooftster


Join le fookin channel


Have fun Mi Madre


nice!


fn was good


Welcome


welcome


We have a new member! Welcome!


Welcome!


Welcome to thy sanctuary!


hi


wait ive seen you somewhere else


Welcome Kitsu! I am James,and it's a pleasure to meet you


heyoo


hoi


This is fu,meeting new people,every second


Fun


Hey


w


best letter in the alphabet


OwO


Its so hottt


oof


Well, must be hard being you then?


Cause baby you're on fire!


That was smooth


Lmao nice


, thing is she's taken!


Makes for good practice though.


Yep


I practice on my friends


Like Ill spontaneously say sum to them


Who else can you?


Wait


I say it to random ppl to


Yup.


Like waiters


And ppl in line


And ppls parents


a


i say it to myself


Lmao


uwu


Feels sad


Walks into bathroom


baby ur a star


IM TRYING TO REMEMBER MY DEVIANT ART ACC


Rip


GL


winks at my reflection


I do that


ye who doesnt


Like when I finish shaving or washing my face lmao


idk i just randomly look at myself


Admiring how good my hair is


Man i feel hurt


Welcome!


Welcome


wha


why u feel hurt


hoi


hallo


whats good my fav weebs


wassup


hi im bored


Me too


Bored


I have a headache


oof


why


I cant bw bothered helping mim


too many things to do


Waaa


Yeah sure


My bro is so lucky gets to chill!


when i was in his age nopeee


and im just stting here


doing nothing


They make me do chores


waaa


school is about to start soon


noo


shhh


Idfk wat im supposed to do


im pretty sure i failed hass


in term 1


so thats a little


worrying


ima fail this year but idfc


Also


I didnt know this emoji exist


whats that


Virus


Bacteria.


wait


oof


i cant find that emoji


wha


Type


Yeee


Lit.


Yas


Lucky


bur


t


I havent seen sun in years


i dont wanna


well


just going out for lunch


not really anything


Restaurant?


pretty sure we're just getting takeaway or something


uwu


take me with u


Lemme eat lunch


probably gonna get nandos


xd