onion is being on of those tiny jarred onions right now


If were talking recent probably pusha t Daytona or pusha t my name is my name


She always is Bowles


Yes


Mm


You were summoned bySenator Thorne


What r we talking about


no sshe wasnt


Im gonna buy onion that turntable on her birthday but we have to go get lit first


Thats the condition


not by me


Senator Thorne


I have to become a dj ghost?


The summoning


Okay Ill be a dj rapper


Celldweller is good


that proves nothing


Wait actually be a rapper


Use one of my beats


Pls


Rapper dj?


Lets do this


If youve listened to klayton


Like lets actually make a song with your voice


If u vc with me Ill rap


Ill write it


i just called her one of those tiny onions that start with a v


Oh god


vidalia onions Senator Thorne


No like I legit wanna re its it and throw it on one of my beats


yes


Senator Thorne vonions?


those


vidalia


or you can call her a shallot


Yes vonions


lurks in vc for rap


shallots are just tiny onions


or a leek


Ohhh shallot onions are so guddd


shes a leek


bwahahahaha


I love tiny food


LIL BIIITS


Athena Im going to write 16 and YOURE going to record yourself rapping so I can make a song out of it


Brooo


PLEASE


Oml


This is gonna be a disappointment


Deadass b


Do it, or Mete will


dont let her near a developing game


Im pleading with you


What is happening right now


she will leek it


I have the rapping ability of a white man in his forties


Mete Do you rap?


But I can try?


Ill coach you on VC


Okie


Later tho lemme write it first


U wan vc tonight?


And pick a beat


Yeah


im one of those black people that cant rap


Or you should pick the best you like


its oki


Beat


I cant rap


So Ill give you some choices later


I just listennto music


but i do ssing


My name is onion and Im here to say I like pickles in a major way


sing


I dont rap anymore


I think anyone can rap if they can write lyrics properly tbh


If youve got a nice flow etc


I prefer writing poetry


And clever word play


LITney Spears Kay sounds good


I sing now


Its ez


my inspiration is coheed and cambria


I sometimes I write raps


SE Rap is a form of poetry tho


Anyone can rap but it takes a talented man to understand double entendres


But. It often


Man or woman


I love double entendres


In a way yes Tarton


My favourite humour


Equality


UK rap is full of double entendre


So I have a lot of stuff to be influenced by


UK rap is great


Yeah four owls is my jam


Dunno if youve heard of them?


uhh no


My name is nick crompton


Hey there I'm new here


i like bugzy malone


They have a 90s hip hop vibe


Nah thats not the rap I listen to


Ik nothing about rap help


Its a genre called UK hip hop


Its influenced by 90s American rap


You guys from the uk?


I am


nah


90s area spans different genres tho


!rob FrogHatz


Yes


Jazz hip


Boom bap


Anyone know flor


G funk


Yeah boom bap


i listen to a lot of german rap ngl


All sorts


Thats the one


!rob Mete


m!adopt FrogHatz


Boom bap is 90s New York


GANG


Yeah thats what UK hip hop is influenced by


QUEENS STAND UP


o i like boom bap tho


BX STAND UP


!topic


IDK


Best player on my own team


Worst player


m!adopt BeaunusPoints


Best player


I would just prefer to play in either wqy


i wouldnt even play


Depends what game


I wouldnt wanna be the weak link


What is Pikachu doing


I am a wink leak


m!tree BeaunusPoints


i am weak


o/


You are the weakest link


Goodbye


Mentally or physically


Also this is a debate waiting to happen because


If you look at giannis antetokounmpo


If he didnt play


What are you weak in


both


His brother would be one of the best


How many family trees r there


But he does


i am too weak to live


I am just physically weak also


goodbye


!topic


Dun do it foxyyy


Uhhh


Uhh


Jack Whitehall


You cant be weak with everything


Prolly


i said


Peep show


Naruto


Dun gooo


South park


Yeee South Park for sure


im not going anywhere im just


not going to talk anymore


Yo the south park games bany


bang


my presence isn't needed anywhere


Yeah I played the first one it was sick


The one anime show with the girl with a pink p90


Even the second one with the heroes was pretty good


Rudes


I like turn based RPGs so I liked it


The second one looked good also


Chung dont you need to draw


Anyone played persona 4?


Yeah


U r needed everywhere fox


Nah


i dont need to draw


i draw when i want


Thats were your needed


Drawing is funn


I loved persona 4


Dude persona 4 will change your life


Imagine having a ps4


I made a beat where I sampled heartbeat heartbreak smoothoperator98


Especially persona 4 golden


What's it abour


i have xbox


Man that soundtrack gives me chills


Do you like talking and learning about the creepy crawlies in your woods or in the attic. Are you interested about learning or telling about your folklore. Well so am I. Come Vc with me in casual talk. I am in a horror mood


I have a ps4


Imma play apex in a sec


imagine being involved in casual conversation


The battle soundtrack for persona 4


Same ps4 too


Chills bruh


Ps4 ew


PS4 is better than Xbox in my opinion


Ps4 master race


i like playing state of decay 2 because i can play with people on ps4


Pc master race ftw


I couldn't care less about console battles


Pc if I was richer


I hate the reverse dpad left thumb on Xbox


But ps4 for now


Yeah same


Also the Japanese hate Xbox so all the good jrpgs come out on ps4


Persona 4 Sony exclusive tho


LITney Spears Xbox was my first game console so thats why I play on it


bringing people together one zombie at a time


Yeah have you ever played danganronpa


Also halo made me buy an xbox


LITney Spears


I havent no


Dude danganronpa is amazing


But tbh I just wan a switch


same


Blondie got one


i have the money to buy one


I barely use it


Animal crossing?


Zelda and animal crossing


Bruh what


Thats it


Yeah


How


HOW


Japanese games just hit different


You have to choose consoles based on the exclusives you like


Never watched anime ngl dont judge


Katsui or buy them all like I do


I used the wrong email to make a twitch account


Were all dumb in the grand scheme of things


The cosmos is infinite yet we know little


Bruh


Idk Im drunk


What philosophy class


Tee


I just use the surface pro to draw


LITney Spears Youre hurting me mentally


Reee


Why Anett


Because I was supposed to do garypenguin757 but did garypenguin07


!topic


LITney Spears U never play wib switch or pc and u have both


Whats so bad about 07


Will Jack Daniels and Dr Pepper mix?


Does anyone know


xxpssyslayerxx best girl


It's the wrong email id


Nothing is bad about 07


I wanna drink it but idk


Too many ppl


Kuma best bear


07 stands for 2007


Hello father


You 13 dude


Bruh


My sisters 13 wtf


This video made me anxious asf


Its my bruh


Not mine I used random numbers


Yes


Hows it goin father


You aint never seen a supahfly


FATHER


jellybean


Huh what are you talking about smoothoperator98


YEA


Hey guys


Hey Charlie


Jen is the better parent ngl


Idk what Im saying


ok and


Ok fine


What did I join into


Family therapy


I dont even remember 5 mins ago atm


I think Im in love with Jen who I just met today


Go married onion pssy bb


Anyone here enjoy magnets


I like magnets


H Isnt slayer my father excuse


Would you like to be friends


watre you doin stepdad


Whats your favourite magnet tho


Magnets create a negative and positive energy force


NOoO


inkie what subject is that


I like all magnets and Milk Steak!


Not again


No lewd


i be right back again


Milk steak what is that


Lewding is bad


It's milk steak


Illegal


What is illegal


Steak cooked in milk and finished on the radiator


what if we posted pp


pls pp


That sounds dank tbf


jk unless


Pls pp


I like steak


Although sometimes I eat cat food when I can't sleep


And I like milk


wow let's swordfight Lakin


Cat food makes you so sick that you pass out


Pls gayrate


Lies


Hehe


Oh god


Who wants me to eat dog food


Wow what a mess


Me two days ago


Father whats pornhub?


No its not a gay meme Ill give you that


YouTube but orange


OMG


Oh ok


But its Kimi so idk


Wheres my steering wheel


And where are my gloves


OK NOPe


IMMa NO


bye onion bb


stay safe hun


Boiii


Im proud of you onion


McScuse yourself


HUH


Father


Yes


Has anyone seen Pepe Silvia?


Ok brb


I


No


Thank you


why


Yui hug Grantley


Let them eat dog food


Mary Antoinette


I eat cat food and it's not that bad


Cat food is calm


Its good for you


I guess I am what I murder


a feline


you must be a child in an alley than


Diagon alley


Yui hug xxpssyslayerxx I forgib u


jack. you must be 6 million Jews then


oh cmon now


Wow why bring up the Jews


Who's now and why are we coming on him


Why do you bring the holocaust into everything man


Innit Jew meme is old now


Like 10 years old


You know what never gets old? The children I murder


Same but my ex had an abortion so it wasnt even a child


And thats true


What colour was it


everyone is a failed abortion


Oh that's ok then


Im not even joking that literally happened


Idk why I told you guys


I'm sorry dude


But its true


yui avatar Misty


Losing a kid isn't an easy experience


Nah its cool I didnt want it anyway


Neither of us did


I was 17 she was 16


Wasnt the right time


Ferrand just ask the mother of the kids in my basement


It isnt good


Whats not good


Abortions?


I mean depends what your views are


No the dog food


How else do you get free food


Dog food isnt free tho


I meant abortions


Oh yeah didnt pay a penny


For real?


It is full of nutrition


Yeah its England dude


NHS


Oh you're British


Ello governor


Free healthcare wooo


Want some tea


Ooo look at my teeth


No I like coffees


I am British dude


I was just saying the stereotypes before the other guys could


One guy earlier said he wanted a British accent


And I said what kinda british


And he said UK british


Like wtf


What's the difference between a school and a shooting range? Don't ask the Americans they don't seem to know


Whereabouts in the UK you from?


Im near London


Norfolk lad


I dont know the difference tho


Mustard capital of the UK


I don't go out anyway so idk


Yeah neither but still


I'm an alcoholic


Queuing for Tesco


My dad was from glasgow


Get it delivered bro


Ah


Try Asda they seem to have loads


Im Greater London so everyone lives here


Most of the country lives here


Not that great tho is it


The transport system is good


I can get a bus to London in like 40 mins


I too liked being stabbed on the tube


The tube


we dont speak about the tube


Its a dark place


I had a guy molest me there once, grabbing my tits and everything


I was like bro


Wtf


There's better looking people than me, you can do better


My grandad once caught his arm in a tube door


Big oof


Apart from that the tube is boring


But how's London tho like except the jokes and stuff


Multicultural


I like Boris


He's sexy


It's more immigrants that English rn


I dont mind it tho


Is that so


I like the diversity


Yeah same


Its just thats literally how it is


Are you guys british


Like so diverse


Yeah man


It's pretty diverse here too


No I'm Charlie


And Im Dom


Oh wait I gave my name away


I'm a sub


Nah Im literally Dom


Dominic


Its Latin


Oh from Fast and the Furious?


For of the lord


I'm real high rn


Yeah man I died in a car crash


Same bruhhh


What you smoking on


G13 bro what else


Gotta get that blueberry flavours man


Whatever the dealer says it is


About to roll up now


I can't confirm or deny that


My dads mate grows it


He has a massive field for it


Is it legal in the uk


Nope


Nah


Nice


That's not me being funny


I thought london was more diverse


I got caught with two ounces and they said dont us catch you again


It is but police be police


I got caught with a 3.5


My black mate got caught with a spliff and they booked him


And they threw it on the ground


And stamped on it


I just picked it up as well


How long you been smoking?


8 years give or take


Nah I dont smoke I'm 17 bro even though its legal


She does tbf


Btw I'm not actually Charlie Kelly it's just a joke


I look like him


imagine living in a country with reliable mass transit


You look like the guy from its always sunny?


that


Ye bro


literally is


Ive never watched it btw


it's charlie man


Imagine a country without Freedom


Imagine living in a country where kids get shot and you blame video games over the gun laws


Yaasss queen


imagine living in a country full of boomers


Ok leave Sweden alone


OOO brexit tjo Charlie


who control everything


Eh Brexit was good but let's not get political


No politics or religion it's in the rules


Ooo yeah feel a disagreement there


Well leave it


London tho Im in the most liberal area of the country


So can you blame me


Imagine living in a country where no hope for children to play and enjoy their childhood...


That you or you talking generally?


Norfolk would thrive over Brexit because of farming being our main outgoings


What does wagwin mean


Wagwan peng ting


Can I get ur bbm pin


Means whats up


Ayo papi lemme get yo number


Its a greeting


Jamaican origin


Oh ok


Forgive me father for I have sinned punish me daddy I've been a naughty boy


We have a large West Indies community here in England


Hence why we have Notting hill carnival


I thought it was slang


Which is a Caribbean festival


Yeah it is slang


Like innit isnt it


Yeah I knew that


Its pretty obvious


Apples and pears


Stairs


I've been to ireland before tho


Yeah same


Southern or northern?


Both


Landed in Dublin drove to belfast


The northern accent is my favourite accent ever


Ive only been to south tho


The country is really beautiful


County Kildare


Its amazing


So much green land


Yeah


Its the best looking country Ive ever seen


Did you see cliffs of moher or something


Nah I went up a mountain tho that was amazing


The view from the top... wow


And you could drink from the waterfalls


It's so surreal plus there's so much like just free land


Did you see the stray dogs?


That made me sad


Communities are like spread out


Yeah and there are travellers


We call them pikeys tho


Or gypsies


It doesn't attract a lot of travellers tho ireland


Idk why


They originated there thats why


Theyve spread out since


England has a lot of travellers


Tourism is big in london isnt it


Yeah especially Asian tourism


Lemme guess


Indian


Idk why but were really popular for Asian tourism


Nah usually Korean or Chinese


Indians live here


I'm in Amsterdam


We have a massive Indian community here


Loads of indian tourists


Yeah same


Amsterdam and you dont smoke ?


nugget says hi


Hi nug


Nah I try to stay sober


Fairs man Im the opposite of sober rn


Nugget is very mad at netflix


Smoking and drinking all night


I know weed isnt good for people with anxiety and stuff


Lockdown is depressing here tho


Nah I have anxiety


Weed helps me a lot


I heard it makes it worse


It depends


Id never recommend it to anyone


Bc thats endorsing drugs


You know misfits?


Yeah the show?


The youtubers


Ohhh yeah I know


Fitz and the guys


Yeah Ive only recently found them


They talk about weed a lot on their podcast


Weed can be good for some people and bad for others


Its not perfect


But I prefer it to drinking


Fairs


Ive regretted so many nights drinking


But none smoking


Weed is better imo


but only so much


Depends where you are during the night


If Im out then I probs wanna drink


But if Im chilling with a couple mates


Then definitely smoking


But as I said I wouldnt recommend either to anyone


Everyones gotta figure out whats right for them personally


Hi Unknown welcome to the server


You gotta be cautious around weed and stuff


I mean weeds not too bad in low amounts


elliboi


wassup


If someones making you smoke a lot tho then it gets scary


Just stay within your comfort zone if you ever do anything like that


Me, finally in the evening


Dont let anyone pressure you to do more


yeah it's a surprise


Yeah I know what's right and wrong dw about that


Yeah


Ginsburg you ever find pepe silvia


How'd that go


So Im just warning you dont mean to be condescending


Badly tbh


dw I'm not offended


What happened


Not old at all


smoothoperator98 like me when my uncle...


So what's going on these days


Now Ive lost my poke for my joint


Good one man


All your fault jack


Hello Im very wasted so be careful around me


Kidding


But I am wasted tho


Oh I found my joint poke


Thats cool


hey bagley boi


I wish I was drunk


Hey Jackie boi


Bromance


Im drunk so I ship it


Fifi you ever find pepe silvia


Bardo not yet!


Ping username Gang


lmao good luck


You chop down trees?


So do I


no he lifts them


nutty joe


Tree surgeon


he lifts 6000 pounds


But only smaller ones atm


this guy is lumberjacked


teamtrees


Im on team tree too


Yeah dude


Massive ponderosas


Thats why it was crane day


oo i wish i could lift 60000 pounds


I guess you can say...


He's a


Smooth operator


And chainsaws


Oh you got the reference


Am a smooth operator indeed


Noice noice


How long have you guys been on this server?


Since last night


Its been a good ride


uhhh


How'd you find it


6 months.


a week now


Reddit


smoooth operatooor


Thank you fox


Oh what subreddit was it


Ive been here too long


I am Carlos


Make friends subreddit


u are kimi


5 months for me


I need the drink bro


Gimme the drink


kimi


you will not have the drink


Will I have the drink


discordsubreddit


you will not


have the drink


Is my water working


there is no drink


I just want to know is the water button working


Anyone know xavier weeks


Kimi is the goat lowkey tho


He does it for a hobby


Wow, nobody's starring that


And still won a championship


Im sorry Elliot I tried


I will not have the drink


Good boi


Yui hug HW


Yui pet MaFayce


Yui hug Gaming Addiction


Self love


Anyways


Drinking water drinking anything else


Coffee is close


Im drinking beer does that count as water


Me getting banned from a server caused the server to fall into anarchy


Coffe is close to water


I got banned for a different server


Now who will message nutty joe there


Oh alri


nutty joe


I got kicked from a server because I used this emote on one of the guys who called me grandma fingers


I convinced people still on the server to spam bust the nut”


Grandma fingers is a great insult


Guess it triggered them way too much


grandma fingers


it takes me time finding the right emoji for the right time


haram behavior in ramadan HW


HW to Jack


It is time


No the other way round, actually


MaFayce bitchass outing me yesterday


What gave it away


lmao


There are only 2 people I've known who thirst that way


Jandro and the Doctor


Thirst what way


You tell me


Why?


nutty joe


Nutty joe


nutty foe


Nutty slow


nutty tow


nutty low


nutty shh


nutty no


Boom roasted


nutty yo


nutty nomo


you dont like legs? MaFayce


Hey Jen


How are things


nutty moe


Chain is over


jack. your legs? The one's Mete sent yesterday?


that video is cursed


Ngl that looked way too nsfw


Wait what? mete sent my legs?


That's why I didn't open it


@ what is that


hi kuku


halhal hello


i was talking about this tweet


cursedmemes would be a great place for that


oo idk tik tok people are just kiddos


except perez hilton


Hi kuma


m!adopt jellybean


m!adopt Pikachu


lmao perez hilton


tooobb


jack. Freeze Frame, Record Scratch.


You may be wondering how I got here..


it's not 2007


1. I'm maybe 3 years older than him at best


2. I'm just wondering why they do that weird thing with their face


Say yes


hes on there body shaming a 15 year old


@ is that a pot


Let my tree grow


Don't you care about the environment?


Yes


Weee


You now have a sibling


m!tree


um its a kid you shouldnt talk about their bodies


its weird and just out of place for adults


Mine is blank


Pikachu Daddy is that you?


Nugget says hi


Nug!


Ever reliable nug


Nugget like juice wrld


He's baby girl, you hungry?


Want a cookie?


Juice wrld freestyle is sick


Yui cookie jellybean


Nugget likes the song righteous


Hey


nutty joe


Thanks daddy


Nugget says hi to nutty manss


Only the best for you


Hi nugget


Nugget thinks nutty manss is hoeing around


heh no u


Nugget thinks you should keep it up


Nugget never had love


jutty noe


m!adopt heh


Nugget never has love


Ahhh nugget is scared


Say yes


Uum


Yes


Nugget is in a family?


nutty joe


Nugget is cunfused


yes


m!tree heh


Nugget likes this


Nugget is a sentient Nugget who talks about itself in third person


Nugget thinks nutty needs a wifu


nugget is v cute


But who


xxpssyslayerxx is best girl


Nugget needs a waifu


Nugget is never cute nugget has small nugget


xxpssyslayerxx is a guy


H aren't we hating Lana today?


Nugget and nuggette


hello


lmaooo


what happen with lana


Hey Jen you magnificent bich


If you ever get married pls make your wife use the username nuggette


lop you


Nugget sadly gets rejected any time I ask out a girl my nuggy grandma told me there is sum one out there and nugget dont think so


Theres a nuggette out there bro


I dont even know


Havent been on twitter yet


go married you two xxpssyslayerxx jellybean


Lemme check


No I do not give my blessing


Hm nugget has small nugget will not make good nugget babys


oh Okok I get it


It was her insta post bout some


peep they spelt it ray


All our nuggets are small compared to the greats of this world, its not the size of the tool its how you use it


When she glorified being a slut it was a problem, but now its accepted


With great nugget comes great responsibility


Hm nugget thinks your right nugget thinks that only black guys have bbc never seen a bwc


Nugget will try


Dw there are bwcs our there


You will find your soulmate one day


And if you dont make me best man Ill cry


I just realized


Nugget believes in our nugget ancestors


All Might got Pikachu hair


where's jellybean


Sonichu


Nugget says the same thing


Hewwo


Anyone watch Fredrick Knudsen?


Who summoned me


Hes a legend


Nugget seen a furry in Walmart


Nugget is scared


got the lumber for my new guitar stand


Have you seen furry conventions? Theyre like massive parties


Id love to go to one


Even tho Im not a furry


time to be a manly lumber man and build something this weekend


Nugget just though the girl had tooo much skin showing


The extent of my manly lumbering extends to I once built a decking


Hmmm I wanna marry Jen


Might move her up in the tree


Bruh


A goddess?


wow tobi


You cant marry your own daughter


Hm nugget dont understand


Women like men, so if you like women, you automatically like men, which is gay


incest route now


That's incest


checkmate


Nugget its ok just stay sheltered you precious soul


We will protect you


alabama


Nugget like the step bro trend tho nugget is too yung to know what that means


m!disown jellybean


What are you doing step bro?


What are you doing step bro


oof


jinx


Nugget like being step bro


nutty joe


m!propose jellybean


Nugget just stay a normal bro not a step bro


We can have a rose


Trust me


Oop


ooo


drums and high hat play nostalgic 4 beat riff


A beautiful rose


Say yes


But pssy


AAA


I am a man of action


He stalled


Yes


baby just say yes


This is a ballsy move


waow


m!tree


Bruh


Oh nugget like homies tho and girls I thought it ment what's up brotha or sum I'm too yung to get gangbanged


How old are you nugget


Yui hug jellybean


pssy bb


Nuggef is 17


yo you can marry people in this server?


Nugget


pssy lmao


thats not social distancing


Im sorry bb


Nugget is not nugget had tips touch once and it was my mom


Basically when a step sis loves a step bro


it ok Jen


They turn the cameras on


Hiya


I'll take care of her pssy


m!tree


Oh they make the trend on nuggethub


Exactly


you have sister now pssy bb


Well nugget like nugget porn


Yui avatar Dania she/her


astag


I wanna marry pssy


Want to adopt Dania?


Jen


Oop


I'm here


How many nugs could a nugget nug if a nugget could nug nuggets?


jack


What


Let's grow our family tree


can look


nono Jen it's ok


the doc is


Pssy is my one true love


Hm nuggets cant nug yet till there 19


And I oop


It's too small


DM me random question no question is off limit


Ship with him


yui ship


Let us keep this marriage though


rip onion dream become pssy daughter


look at those hugs


Need tweezers


How do I adopt nugget


Kuma am I slayers sis or daughter


Hes my son


Someone tell me please


Hol up what happened


Nugget and nutty in a famil


Pssy is with korb


neither onion


Bruh


Betrayer


Kuma why


Nugget thinks u can join


jen married someone else


You lied to me


m!tree


Can slayer still adopt me


He told me to say yes nugget dont know how this works


m e t e is not my dad


i cant believe it


I dont know how this works either nugget


orphan


Which is why you need to be my son


Pikachu can we adopt onion?


Jen


m!adopt jack.


!pay jellybean 50


Imma cri


Adopt him


what do i type


Pls?


Yes


He's cute


yes


m!adopt Ivo


m!adopt nugget


please dont make hw my mom


Also guys


HW


Onion say yes


Everyone's adoptin each other rn pretty wholesome


m!adopt Pikachu


wholesome


Aww yay


Nugget thinks nugget needs a wifu tho nugget thinks all you other girls are into miles Mike's must have big PP


What just happened


Nugget how do I marry you


u got adopted


m!tree


Ill marry you whatever


Nugget isn't gay


I wanna be adopted


Nugget like the peach


I need a father


m!adopt Dania she/her


I dont have any family


Its a sad time


that's my soulmate Onion


Yay


Say yes dania


m!propose Dania she/her


m!adopt smoothoperator98


Yes


Say yes


Slayer I thot u were my dad


How do I say yes


aww bb it's ok I'll be your honorary dad


xxpssyslayerxx Can u adopt me still


yus


m!tree


We'll merge our branches


everyone has a weird interconnected family


Aye, pssy, adopt me pls


wait ya'll already adopted


whattt


This is so interesting


Technology...


Nugget has a young nugget


xxpssyslayerxx Can I be disowned so u can adopt me


So nutty is my grand parent?


no pls


no disown


Nutty is indeed a gramp


I wan u as father


Gere no onion


i got you anyways


Father pls


m!adopt nutty joe


LMAO


Shall we take this to botcommands?


Youre my cutest daughter pssy bb


Im sorry step father


idek whats going on, im going to sleep


Yui cookie Yolanthe


Onion you're my child


Nutty is nuggets dad


Can slayer be the weird uncle


why tf am i weird


But also cool uncle


This is cute


Youre the darth Vader to my Luke


COoL UNcLe


Nugget


Yui hug Gaming Addiction


Indeed


Im sorryyy slayerre


wEiRd UnClE


Adorable gif


Yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


you're adorable


yui pat Grantland


xxpssyslayerxx I keep forgetting ur not my nemesis anymore


im proud of you onion


You all are cuties


You chooses your fate


Yui cookie Durrett


xxpssyslayerxx Thank u father


Wait am I a grandpa?


Thank u for the cook


Can we at least have an epic lightsaber fight?


cook


Huh


m!tree


COOk


Jack, I'm your grand papi


Cook


yall finna burn the house down


HI GAMING


cOoK


HOW IS YOU


Wait so I have a son named jack?


How does that work


if Mary could do it so can you


With a guy


Gaming best gaming


Apparently


Lmaooo


Unprotected


mikes lmaooo


m!tree


And had a child called jack


Miles wut


This is the best tree period


Straight from Mete


OK.


I dont remember that happening


Weird flex


Is mete god?


basically


Meteor


Meh


I gotta be on top


Oh okay


Oliver gotta be demigod minimum then


I must be on top of the tree


FUCK


nuttty


Mete sandwich


Im just glad I have a father that wont run away now


Jacky boy


Only Jen and I will be on top


wassup nutto


Not much man just chilling now


Who is jack


Aha


ooo


Jen don't accept anyone to be your daddy or mommy


Uhhh


In what context


lmaooo


Hello Nikonee


Yui hug jack.


They will all carry my blood


aye hi


But why?


NIKONEE


m!adopt jellybean


Pssy bb dont married anyone without snuzy blessing


Niko niko nikonee


Alabama mode: Activate


jack. Nah like you came to my house or something and we chatted for like an hour outside


NEEE


Wow don't hug me, i'll fall in love


Idk what about


Because why not


I'm my own grandpa


This has gotten spoopy


Im addicted to these hug gifs theyre so stinking cute


Yui slap Dania she/her


Also I miss hugs


Yui hug Dania she/her


AHHH


Aah I see


yui hug Dania she/her


We gotta be on top


yui slap Dania she/her


ok but yall have dreams? i havent had one in ages


dania is a paki name, are you a paki


pls snipe Dania she/her


Yui hug nugget


omg...


Nooo


she is Jack


Not my daughter


Im ded


I thought the same as soon as she joined


!rob Dania she/her


revives


Nutty how could you


pls snipe Gaming Addiction


figured


Dang


dang it


Not my child


Wow Im under attack


OOF


The fck


They just keep coming


I will make it rain fire


Stop


Carved


Why


Yui hug carvedfromstone


dont worry, i'm a filthy paki too


Dania is just 1 letter away from becoming Nutty


Im not paki Im Arab


Same thing


I cant hug anyone it wont let me apparently


How could you


pls hug smoothoperator98


Lmao


Yui slap carvedfromstone


Fair


Not my child


astagfurallah


Miles r u a abusive father?


Pls spankcarvedfromstone


Do you all remember 9/11?


owo


NO LeWD


Yes


LEWD NO


spank me


Pls spank carvedfromstone


It was a national tragedy


bro I got bullied for 9/11


NOOO


If anyone slaps or spanks me I will not be happy


Jaaack


im not even muslim


pls slap Pikachu


I will be ecstatic


pls spank jellybean


xxpssyslayerxx wdym even?..


H don't laugh at 9/11


xxpssyslayerxx'tis inevitable if you're brown


Pls triggered


cmon man


9/11 entered the chat, im outtie5000


Pls fedora nuttybuckethead


This chat is goin too fest


This is war


Pls spank Pikachu


Pls Fedora jack.


yui kiss jellybean hi bb


At this rate we will have another child


I want more kids


lmao


You guys are not being good role models


Pikachu omg stahp


i look like nick diaz sorta


Pls spank Pammy


Bro


Pls impregnate me Pikachu


BRO


Bro you brought it on yourself


m!adopt carvedfromstone


astagfirullah


astagfirullah!


NOOO


I am aiming for a boy


Why do u gotta be lewd jen


Hehehe


Pls spank MaFayce


Ok Pikachu congratulations, you've cringed me out enough


I'm Outta Here


Main is bot commands confirmed


carvedfromstone say yes


Ughhh


I mean between the legs


yes


owo


U guys ew


Congratulations carvedfromstone


I had to scroll up to read everything


You're my child now


Congratulations jellybean


So many interesting commands


You have a boy


Jen r u jus adopting everyone smh


m!tree


Dud


yui kiss Yolanda it gon be ok bb


Why


Warzone time


Bye


back to back to back


Can you blame me when Jen is so sexy


In real life or video game


I can't get off her


you're paki i have ot ask


xxpssyslayerxx Im scrd father


it's ok bb


Im gonna be forgotten at this rate


Cant resist that coochie


Yui kiss jellybean


Heart fluttering gif


Parental love big ew


Yui kiss Pikachu


is jen a catfish MaFayce


Omggg


Stop kissing this is weird


!whois jellybean


Imma get a heart attack


Its like being back at school


From all the excitement


Im a fish who hunts cats


What do you mean am I a catfish


I ain't no catfish


Im a runt who punts rats


Bish


prove it


Yo why you abusing rats


Y'all hugging and kissing each other like it is real


MaFayce


Cuz rats ew


Eloise pls explain


Nah that aint right


Kiss hw ell


Jen is cute


Im cute


Jk


Cute enough to be a catfish


Or am I


Im drunk is what I am


write jack on your right nipple and send a pic


Who me


right now


Ok one sec


no no no


not you


jen


cmon man


socks on or off?


Im legit so wasted I was gonna do it


socks stay on


I was gonna write jack on my nipple


do it


You said no


Hmm what's going on


cmon dont play hard to get now


You either want it or you dont


i have half a chub going already


This dog came into my backyard


that doesnt' look like jen at all


Cute doge


Hes not mine


Half a chub half a shmub


dog just hopped in


I have a dog


He cute though


thas my dog


His name is toby


I love dogs


Ping me if y'all need me


i dont have a dog


The gate was open


So he just came in I guess


My dog is better than every dog


Jack


I wanna have more kids


And I can prove it


Ur alive


Kiss hw ell


H after like 8:25 pm


i can help Jen


Oop


oof


Im adoptable I think


Thats haram ell


But how tho


No u my father


How do I adopt


gotta think it through


I wanna adopt


m!adopt @ someone


Thats a long azz pic


long as his


m!adopt Gaming Addiction


bicep vein


tf you thinkin


Keep it pg 13 slayer


yes


i do have big bicep vein yes


Jack has shoulder veins bro


Aka father


Im a parent!


Ayyy


Give me 10 minutes


Jack is fr a sex god


Congrats


smoothoperator98 Nice hand writing ngl


I can only generate so many kids at a time


Cute parrot jack


Is that parrot yours


Nealon thank you


thanks


i have more


yes i have a lot of birds


jack got 7 pets


Birds means girls here in England


So that sounds like youre flexing


No that's just my hobby


ty Dania needed that


but phil swift


I only know Taylor swift


Blurry but here's momo eating a fry bigger than his beak


Who is Phil


I came into this so confused for a moment


what breed is your dog Smoot?


Border terrier


smooth


oh that's sick!


Hes just a little guy


You and your dog have a lot in common


just eat everything in sight


RAH


Im not on that seafood diet bro


Rah


Dont dad joke me


I consume walls


Rah Im English allow me


rah


i read that in scoobys voice


Rah those some nice creps innit luv


ruh ruh shaggie


We say rah here


darlin


Well I say rah


Rah rah Rasputin?


Rah Wagwan peng ting


We stan rah in this household


Im hungry


Lemme get your bbm ping yeah bruv


hi hungry, im pssy


Yui cookie Dania she/her


Lmaoo


I gotchu


Thanks miles


dont distract me again i have more pets to spam


You man are moving booky


Im thirsty


Is there a milk command


nyeah eh sayin mans movin mad wassi rn, might need to dead the talks rq


prob not


uhhh


Drats


yui milk


Oi mans on a dead ting


this ruby


a chat emoji


Mans got a dank bird innit


Hello, evening friends


I rate that bird bro


I rate it


Thats a peng bird


Hello Caine


How goes it


Dania she/her


OMG


Thank u


hello


wait yo


cold milk or warm milk


hey Nost


Warm milk


It's good Dania, just finished with dinner and cleaning up the mess


To go with them cookies


hows going slayer


i take it back nvm


Shes gonna need some milk


Hopefully can relax now


Oi nah rah you lot are a mad ting


rude


cold milk warm milk


Whats up everyone


that's jus the truth tngl


Can I have some of that milk


I was joking I meant cold milk


ys Jen


Haven't been on this server in months


That's not milk heheh


it was xxpssyslayerxx's milk


Tbh I havent drunk milk in years


Gotta be cold tho


Im lactose intolerant


I dont share milk


LACK TOES IN TOLL RANT


LMFAOOO


You lack toast?


Cold and Sweet Tea Warm Tea w Creamer


Intolerant


imagine having your body not process lactose


couldn't be me


Lactose Tolerant gang stand up


Real debate tho: Cold coffee or hot coffee


Imagine being allergic to nuts


cold


Id sit on the toilet and eat ice cream


yk majority of the world's population is lactose intolerant


Cold coffee


Ssshh pssy


itstyler pls share with me


My body cant process anything


Milk gluten...spicy


Catfish has been drinking milk


SPICY


Jack do you claim her as one of your own


Srsly


jellybean its just one of my things. How about i drink half u get the rest.


I cant eat the spicy food


ik that was the joke Caine


Let her be man


I love spicy food but my body doesnt


itstyler alright


xxpssyslayerxx wooosh me, I'm sorry


nono don't apologize homie, you good


Yo is there beef


I swear down if theres beef


!pick 6646


hello my new friuends


This is me with my horse


Ahoj


Hello my friends


EUUUGH


AAA


I just pjked


Cute af horse


i GAGGED


Shbabaadd


When i went to Colombia all the girls wanted my milk for some reason. I still dont know what they meant


Hello dear ones


New people


Lmao


Oh daddy


Omg


Degeneration


I am taken aback


Nice hair


That's hot


Generation Z? More like dead before 20


Is that nutty?


!weekly


U cant say that stuff


Call me when u take that whole banana kid


!work


Rookie


This is a child friendly place pls watch your profanity


Ugh


botcommands


Drats


Fiddle sticks


How about no


Is that even allowed


Also no


jOiN mY sErVeR gUyS


Bye


Fish sticks r gud


fish sticks are disgusting


xxpssyslayerxx Ill join ur server slayer


Fish sticks are good


That makes too much sense now


remember the good old days where drake was a popular singer and not a discord server


Cursed


Dont ever joined a server named Drake


jellybean im a fish stick


The view from the bus stop


We dont support Aubrey here


Photography


where do you live


Who likes fish sticks?


the real view from the bus stop was you


Gaming


I do


Dania she/her pretty day


Hamont


OK.


Yup


I want fish sticks in me


Rn


belgium?


Good golly


Homo swimming mofo


I suddenly regret my life choices


Ok you ready? jellybean


Dania she/her u west coast?


Cuttie me everytime i wake up


Hamilton Ontario Canada


SAY WALLAH


!rob Brodeur


Mom..


Telford honey go to slow chat its safer there


LMAO


im not even muslim wait


Lets make some more


Pssy


LMFAO


Man somebody in Toronto, lets mask up and get some god damn social interaction going on


Lmaooo


Hamilton is legit 30 minute drive away from me


Wallah


OMG


Covid is driving me insane at this point


Bro haram hookup


thats wildttyt


saleel ul sawarim, nasheed ul rabba


soon brothers


LITney Spears if only I was in Canada... my gay bro


Islamjam


Caine Caine I thought u were my g


My fear is that someone who goes to school with me finds me on reddit


cmon and ISLAM


smoothoperator98 I wish brodie, be litty 2 titty


Hamilton tho


and welcome to THE JAM


Its probably already happened but


m!tree


I gotta test ur defenses Cox


Ahhh dont make fu of Hamilton!


Its a good place


Make sure you're always on your guard


Sort of


I bet


Oh Hi Gaming Addiction


Omg


Rude


It has the most waterfalls in the world


Pssy wanna get adopted?


I stepped away from chat for 2 mins and now im lost


Heyo Ellix


Ill have you know


ASTA


Gross


Mate


Sherlock is a lie


SendMeAnimeGirls ban


Allah save me in this month of Ramadan


I always go to hamilton for devils falls


I'll be back later. Gross aslo


BRUH


Hamilton Ontario, look at trees and like I guess other stuff while being called racial slurs Hamiltons slogan


I SAW THAT NUTTY


m!adopt xxpssyslayerxx


Think of the children


Mete


Fasting here too


Fook


LMAO


My eyes need washing


LITney Spears what makes you say that?


!ban cehaiks


My innocence


Stripped away


Who's your Daddy xxpssyslayerxx?


Trying to see who


Kuma


Destroyed


You been to Hamilton?


n Snooz


So suprised to see Hamilton of all places here


Dania she/her I got family in Hamilton its kinda trash bro


Hamilton


botcommands


Oh come on


Been to hamilton couple times


nah fr Hamilton is p nice tho


MaFayce


some of the parts


Where in Hamilton r youre family


Westdale!


Hamiltons better than Peel


!topic


Naw like the white people there arent as subversive with their racism in Toronto


LITney Spears we both in the commonwealth bro so we gotta bow down to the queen


Which I can respect I guess


Peel ontop


m!adopt LITney Spears


LITney Spears idk I havent lived in Toronto but I respect ur opinion


How do I say yes tobi


Say yes to tobi


Hamilton has a bunch of different areas


accept


or yes


Say yes


idfk


Yes Pikachu


Where is Hamilton


Yes


Accept


Yui kiss LITney Spears


Omg how


astag


Oh no


m!adopt LITney Spears


Whaaat


What


Pls spank LITney Spears


m!tree LITney Spears


Oh we did make him


Hamilton is in Canadia


Near toronto


About an hour from Toronto


Canadia


Kingdom of Saudi Canadia


Oh nice Canada seems cool tbh


U guys in uni


Its a bit further than an hour


closer to Niagara falls


Not enough tho


We gotta keep going


My mom told me not to tell people where I live


My first mistake


good thing you listened to her


LMFAO


Catfish taught you well


I must continue our lineage tobi


Dont find me yall


How do I marry Jen


So many Canadians from Toronto here


Wait


i only go to Hamilton for osmows


How old is Jen


For real


I bet y'all know each other irl


LITney Spears that's incest


theyon have any by my uni


im sleepy


Oh wait is it?


Damn it


Osmowslazeez


YES


The only women? in this server Ive loved


both give me fkn shits during 2 am


but osmows hits diffferent


The real question is do I carry on drinking or nah


In Ottawa where I go to uni, the shawarma there is the best


oh say word


Theres a shawarma place on every corner


I was in ottawa for the panda game


Man its a dub on shawarma for me chief


I had osmows once


It was meh


ban


Theres better stuff in Hamilton


Im a foodie!


Shawarma is a dub in general so of course its meh


Best food Toronto


And even Toronto shawarma is a DUB


I have high standards for shawarma


Cuz its my people


Toronto has the best everything


Im jealous


Of torontians


what is shawarma


Always get villa madina at the mall


What even is osmows?


Funny enough


toronto ontop on everything


Yes maam


Toronto doesnt have the best Caribbean food


especially gun violence


European shawarma is the biggest dub as it's actually made by turks


And Im from the Caribbean


Is that some Canadian thing I'm too Anerican to get?


I wanna have 10 kids


Anyone live in harbord village


In Toronto


6 max jen


MaFayce it's this shawarma place


Thats where my hair stylist is at


We get it here and its made by real Turks


Too poor to


I go there once a year


Im from the east end Dania she/her


Harbord village is lit


Kennedy station


I live in Tennessee, we have no foreign food


I dont know what that means


Im not from Toronto


i can tell


Its the east end of Toronto


I only know harbord village


im jokin


We get the Turkish stuff too, but is mostly Arabs


Jesus


Grew up in scarbz


And fuwa fuwa!


scarbz are wild


The beef pattys are the best


Best pancakes I ever ate


AAA


hi Confined


Thats where it is in relation to me


Oh wow


Oh idc


Maan


Dude shared his gps location and all


Rick want smoke


My god


Yall come here and catch the buck 50


Oh its on lawerence


Deadass


ik youon care but it's just better to not yk


That's stoopid


nonononononoonon


they deleted it not you


nooo


don't stress


So I guess now whoever screenshotted or is a mod knows Rakeem's location


the bus stop is a major landmark


But people dont know!


So its fine


welp ima try to sleep again with my nose bleeds


gl Drak3r


Dont worry me none


I hear hamilton has bare bucktees or crackheads


goodbye


Be careful


Meh


Rip to rakeem


I stay with an ox so come for the smoke


he's a prince and a ghost from the hood, he'll be fine


Depends on the area in Hamilton


ik man but no face no case doesn't just mean masks man


I live in the rich area


ilikeburritos you say the word bare as well


Always go to burlington for the beach


im fkn ded LMFAO


We say it in England


Yeah Ik its carribean slang


What does bare means


Bare means many


Alot


hey


Balaclava on


hi ray


Like I could say


Hello


Erm


I got family in the uk


bare means alot


what's topic here?


lets chuck in our petticoats and balaclavas pew pew


tis the route to my workplace


slang


terminology


Near birmingham


nicolekc come get this smoke brodie


Its serious business


Brims


omg talking about slang


YANKEE WITH NO BRIM


I got family in UK too.


But you know, family in UK is family in UK


We don't talk to each other unless it's the 2nd day of Eid


Birmingham is far north from me


all here teens?


I air chests and give the uptown New York face lift


lmao 2nd day of eid


Im not a teen


I have fam in uk


my aunt wanted me to marry her daughter


fuck naw


I can hear people praying near me


no pls share Neeko


For eid I think


hear it all day everyday


Pretty picture


I lived in Australia fr 8 years


Ahh the good ol setup with your cousin


They are the best


I love English accents


Dude, they even came to visit


Theyre hot


bro i live in australia rn


Where


In straya


my uncle was offering me cash too


Only RP is hot. Other accents are kinda weird


english boring


WA bro


The best state


Oh me too


italian amazing


Towie is hilarious


I lived in Strirling


Yeah we laugh at towie too


ahhh i see


I barely talk to my family in Uk too


Near karrinyup road


I like Irish Accent too, it's kinda melodious


Worked at Bunnings on Scarborough beach road too


but so anyways you know the gas station? we call it a servo


Irish accent is the best


Bro fr?


Yeah


arabic accent


i live in city beach


My nest friend lives in city beach


Best


aye city beach is fking dope i love it here


Same tbh


Australian accent is dope too


His parents have the wild dickhead huge house


Never heard of city beach. Only go to bluffers park in scarbz


Guy from UK: my accent is not that hot


His accent:


You got no fans bro


With like hidden walls that lead to another whole ass section of the house


ywansum?


o wot?


Trade me for my boring American accent?


fking oath bro, people are hella rich here


I know people that sound like that guy


ilikeburritos Im talking about Perth now, but I been to bluffers too, with an ex


yeah that's all of UK bro


Nah man it aint


Far from it


Ive been to ldn and wales


I mean I live close af to bluffers


omg yes pls take my aussie accent ive had enough of it


Yesss thank you


Ive had enough of mine


Using me instead of my is working class brittish though


remember when australia had a billion animals alive


I feel so plain and boring being an American


Idk what they speak in wales


Alright me love


jack LMaO


nicolekc is it just because you have a bogan accent tho?


Trying to move to Europe next year


Nugget is back


My father


remember when Australia wasn't cosplaying charmander


LITney Spears tahts what everybody says LMAO


Nugget loves me child


Nice one me father


xxpssyslayerxx lmao


LITney Spears mateee fair dinkum i swear im not


Indeed now nugget needs a wifu just dont know where oof


Tinder nugget


Bro cant handle the fast rn


Tinder is fake


Tender loving


Only like an hour left


i dont have a commador yet... when i get one ill be a bogan


Catfishy


Nah tinder is decent just dont get your hopes up


Hey


We have bunnings here


I wish we didnt


LITney Spears LMAOOO


How are you


ok I will try


Havent found much on tinder


yui avatar Andre48


Ik they alll fake asf


bro you like pakulo papito's brother from the hood


Theres no hot guys in my area and the girls in my area dont like me


Idk who that is


Theyre as fake as you are bro you just gotta find the right girl/guy


nicolekc goes to Perth city so she can steal from off ya tree, ZERO LIE IN IT


He's a legend


jack


All the hot girls are


LMAO coming at me too hard bro


Give them money then


Money counter goes brrr


Bru


Idgaf how much money someone has


But I dont take tinder seriously


aye least i aint inhaling nangs


brrr


I just wanna meet new friends and see what happens


I bet you go to capitol and amps like every weekend too nicolekc


Nugget only has nuggets to offer catsaresoft23


All the hot girls want money


I just want friends I dont want nudes


I dont even think Ive ever banged anyone off tinder, only off okcupid


oop


Getting pissed off the gooner bags huh mate?


Anyone here from iL


Is bumble better than tinder


grog all day every day mate


ilikeburritos I get hits on both


I never had any luck on tinder


Who wanna Netflix and chill


grindr on the other hand


No one is on it


No I think we should go outside and see oof


LMAO there it is


i don't like netflix


Tinder is for vapid I just wanna bone, bumble is for relationships


I get matchs on tinder but people barely respond


Id go on Grindr but Im a chick


Although I do prefer femmy dudes


i met half the people from mnfh on grindr


No one has good conversations online lets be honest


Huh fembous


Dating wise


Ehhh you can but only by accident really


deletedchannel


You talk to a girl a bit on the app and then exchange numbers brodie


Idk how to write a good bio on tinder


I ask for their snap


I mean on bumble


Nugget is binary


ilikeburritos dont overthink it man


I think keeping it simpler but enough that its not boring


Honestly


I put my job as porno music producer”


I cant have a girlfriend anyway


Nah its weird some people just dont have good conversations


That's what everyone keeps telling themselves


MaFayce


My parents dont let me have a girlfriend


And Im 18


Yeah its dating appsnapphone number


Lmao


youre an adult


I think


Um nuggets parents dont care


my parents beg me to get a girlfriend im 18 too


true but


NUGGET NEVER HAD LOVE


My parents will beat me


I never find anyone real unless its by accident


Oh God main is too much for me today


I just bang my friends


They used to beg me and when I found someone they dont want me to get a gf


Friends with benefits


i have good conversations with people online


FWB can be fun


I want friends with benefits


My parents just want me to stop hoeing and have an actual relationship where they care about meeting the girl for once


i had a really deeep conversation once


Theyre prolly scared that youre growing up n all that


but Im always to shy to take it to the next level


My FWB and I played truth or drink


can i just say...


It was a blast


my parents dont let me smoke


I dont have friends why u think I joined


i would never get a male friends with benefits


I smoke weed with my parents


I like cooking smh


if they gettin with me, they better be more than a friend


Also like baking


aka special treatment


True


nicolekc i think this post is right


I mean girls who are lesbians or bi


me rn


Dania she/her fair enough, casual isnt for everyone


Yea


Nugget dont have friends why u think I joined


fast chat


Dania she/her you just brought a song to mind wait lemme link


Im bi


But I prefer men


i guess all i do is eat hot chips, be bisexual and lie


I think Im bi


i like girls only


Same


arab girls only


Dania she/her


Pls magik ilikeburritos


Thats you


Nugget dont like others nuggets only peaches


heh Nutty Joe Gang


Pls magik Andre48


Omg


the more i interact with women the more bi i am


Nutty joe is me dad


Im not great at talking to women, I wish I was better


andre, you like a sad duck


Yeah ima swayze


Maybe I havent met the right girl ha


I came from his balls


Forreals?


Let yall calm it down


Pls magik catsaresoft23


Mhmm


Hot?


OMG


Hot


LOVE IT


LMAOO


im growing a beard again MaFayce i miss it


someone do me


Pls magik nicolekc


Best one so far


Uum


Mine grew back


Oh wait is that how you do it


LMAOOO


is this a communist chat


I just cut my beard


respec


Thats how you look on acid


respeccc


Pls magik Dania she/her


Communism


i will isten to that song later


ew


grosss


I have to have a beard


hello, north korea is based


Pls magik Andre48


I look like Im gonna protest for equal pay


i love north korea


Oh


Hehe


I feel weird w/o it


north korea?


Pls magik heh


Pls communism Dania she/her


They arent even communist


OMGGG


love that


Pls dog


i was in a communist server where they loved north korea


how do i save


me too!


Look at that cutie


Awww


i left because i fought someone


Left where


This is my dog


MeowingGod invite me


Well nugget is going to watch nugget porn and be on me own


yui avatar


LMAO Jack


catsaresoft23 theres different stages of communism


Jesus Christ I cant keepup with this


Any pc gamers from the uk hit me up


That's the REAL JACK


sexy teen girl


ahhh


Yes but none of them are authoritarian


how old are you people?


thats not true


Communism is lower left


I like ur purple hair


Thanks


Discord age lower limit is 13


AKA 17


i'm 25


lower stage communism is dictatorship of the proletariat which can be quite authoritarian depending on how you look at it


it was my old pfp


Authoritarian left can have dictatorship but communism is lower left


Ive taken gov classes in college ha


?av


I SAID kiss me hard before you go


summertime


sadness


Nugget hates nuggets life


I like u Rayfon


ooo


you clearly havent read much marx im guessing


That's right xxpssyslayerxx show nicolekc who's the real Lana fan


yui kiss nicolekc


Bruh I only thought politics was left to right, not up and down


Want to slide into my dms


up n down


I know a lot about the government


no gatekeepin luv


anyones allowed


Im 13


Like half of politics is up and down


lowkey definitions of political ideologies are vague af


And ur problem is Im a guy


Any gamers around


Hmmm


Neeko makes heaven a place on earth for me


and taking a class in ug doesn't make you an expert lmao


Um I'm going to go idk if anyone sees me


I have political bipolar. Half the time im a conservative who wants to blow up an abortion clinic, half the time have to drag people on the back of my electric car for not being vegans


because high stage classless stateless communism is brought upon by a workers dictatorship in marxist theory


comRADE69420 man if you like me as a person it's good thing but more than that no thanks


jack be looking different


smash


its a filter but i've always been a woman


I didnt realize it was the same jack


Rate me


MeowingGod no... thats not right Marxism is lower left of the compass


Im prob a 3


This is the reall nugget


Ok Im just saying ur problem is not that Im 13 but my gender


Nice socks


how much marxist theory have you read exactly


Yess


You look like the nigerian prince who said he'll triple my money


Andre48 I dig your outfit!


Yup


should be hearing form him soon


because you are completely wrong


and by the way i'm just visitor her e:P


And Ill run off with it


nugget is cute


catsaresoft23 thank you


comRADE69420 you at age my sister son


Well I dont wanna argue MeowingGod but maybe you should check out the communism subreddits


you should call me uncle then


Hmmm


Im not even a communist


Nugget never had love e


Tf u on about


Nwm


The dictatorship of the proletariat is the intermediate stage between a capitalist economy and a communist economy


wiki definition is good enough


are you a commie cat


Socialism is the intermediate


Not dictatorship


theres no such thing as upper left communist society


communism never works


Im 18 and never had a gf


democratic socialist?


so what is this lower and upper you are talking about


Lmao whut


communism is taking away guns and letting the gays get married


MeowingGod nope but whatevs imdone


nicolekc nugget is 17 sad


Brb before my parents beat me


I think she's talking about the political compass


Yes I am


go read marx or something


I have


And lenin


i mean nugget is only a year younger. me is 18


Don't attack her for somethign you don't understand


How did we get to politics


I came up dead on with Gandhi on Political Compass


lmao


I am confusion


OOO nugget likes but dont really know u sad


gandi was ripped tho


so then you would know in marxist theory a workers dictatorship leads into a communist society lmao


Theres also capitalist communism, like anarchocapitalism. But I dont support that


Nah


politics is never a good topic


Gandhi cut weight before it was cool


Politics start war


Socialism in Marxist definition is workers own the means of productions


Not the gov


LMAO ell


Indeed


Its all definitions


Not politics


Toughest 135 pounder


politics


Anyways


Wheres everyone from


Im from the US


IL wbu


Its bleh


Urah


Im American


Utah


i'm egyptian


Well I'm leaving see ya


Toronto area


Egypt baby


I'm Asian jk


you are right workers own the means of production


OOO Egypt


Ohh Canada


Gandhi Would've beat Mighty Mouse like it was nothing


Australia


Ive always wanted to go


I been to Canada never been to Egypt yet


doesnt have to do with anything we are talking about


me too want go egypt


Ooh 90 of my family is in chicago


Canada is awesome


Wow


I really want to see Quebec


What if i know them


i'm live away from my country from 3 years and 6 month


I don't like it there tbh, i've had a bad few years tehre


If u want to know about nugget dm me


Dont click that


jack.6227 wait are you Illinois


Quebec cold weahter


Or sowmehqeee else


wats poppin


God I cant type


Montral is really nicep


jon jones physique MaFayce


I love French


Im learning Spanish rn tho


i love italy


I wanna move to Spain


my family roots from italy


Jack is indian


I wanna see Italy too!


jack. wait are you Illinois


catsaresoft23 not anymore, i'm in my homecountry, atleast till the end of this year


I know french, but not fluently


Ah cool


And hates Pakistan


60 is in WA state


30 is in India


5 is in London, UK


5 is with me in TX


from brai italy


Who tryna smoke with me


ok ok


I speak spanish, if you need help tell me. Gotta pay me in roaches tho


Utah is lame for most things


Dharma Ill PM you


the only state i know about it everything is michigan


pay first : 20 roaches


my ex gf from there


dude there's parts of chicago if you go there, you might as well be in pakistan or india


what are riches


devon especially


Roches


20 blunt roachs


!rob catsaresoft23


Why did you say that jack


Cockroaches?


spanish easy to learn


!pay catsaresoft23 20


fff


because I lived there .


I mean they shoot everywhere


!pay catsaresoft23 10


!pay Dharma 20


They shoot all over the world


Noting new


how do you get roaches


!fight 500


now you got 10 roaches, you're rich


Or so I've heard, everyone keeps Saying Chicago has some slummy areas. I've never been there so I don't know any better


thanks


!work


Is chicago really chiraq


Chiraq


botcommands bb


Montana 300


My home


MaFayce south side is a bit rough in patches but it's exaggerated


but you can be driving through a good neighborhood but if you don't know your way around, you can end up in a really bad part


nice to talking to you people


Theres some bad parts


salam


go sleeping


As long as u dont look like a square u good


gn ray


If you don't know your way around in the South, you get a bullet in your chest


Just dont be saying gdk


Whats west side chicago like


Never been to IL


Not that bad


Hellooo


I might live there in the future, somewhere in chi city


Hi Sapphire


Sapphire your hair is so pretty!


U can always get a gun if u wanna be safe


Hi Elli!


catsaresoft23 pfp isnt me


I hear north side is very rich


Sorry to disappoint


My family had businesses in devon so i just stayed there and went back home to n mozart ave


Sapphire isnt the one in the pfp. Unlike jack.


thats me its just a filter


hold


WHAT really?


Who is the pic Sapphire


Jack is totally the one in the pfp


Ive no idea, I found it on insta I believe.


Use that filter on my pic wanna know how do I look :


It's a snap filter


I join a lot of discord servers and dont like to show myself unless I trust enough people in the server


Tf jack


OOOh I don't have snapchat


Your wife?


just wanted to pop in to say sourdough is the mfking best bye


Sapphire as you should, I don't trust anyone on the internet


i need to stop trusting people on the internet


gotten hurt too many times


I feel like I need to switch to an anime pic though


cute


here, a more recognizable pic


I feel bad for like, deceiving people even though its not on purpose


Im from the bad side


Same dania


It's kinda sad if you think you'll find the love of your life on the internet.


omg i feel deceived


I feel the same way fr


you're not your pfp?


I fall for everything


i thought everyone was their pfp


MaFayce lmao


i'm shook


I am


bro i mean my pfp is who i really am


Im my profile pic


i am who i am


Lockdowns really be messing with people's head


Well a lot of people has found the love of their lives on the internet. Everytime I upload a pic


Lmao ell


i am who i am too


You just gotta meet them irl


LMAo dharma


But, at the same time, 7 billion people.


Who says your soulmate is in the same state as you?


And live near them for that to happen


starting to sound lik eme


lmaooo dharma


too many people in the world


Just found one


Just find one


A


i need a haircut before I go online dating


jack. sad how you never suspected me of being eme's alt


bro


Sapphire TRAVEL


Does anyone know any commands


shout out to the person who recommended this song to me


Some of us are too poor to travel


eargasm


loving it


Rob a bank


Or I would, trust me.


serious question


And also, hate planes


why would I think you're her alt tf


loveee this song


Don't worry, someone will travel to you


thats cute


I have a 2pack and the other 4 are covered by a little chub


jack. just a joke bruv


dont scare me like that


I just wanna be the one who serves you


Sometime I feel as if I don't deserve you


I cherish every moment that we share


damn these lyrics


Wait whos alt


dont worry about it


swept away


how did that log lifting go


It was good Im all showered and destressing now


jack. is that some gay codeword I'm too straight to understand?


i burnt my mfking toast


That's not good


MaFayce You just said that because want me to reassure you into thinking you're not gay


jack. totally


Jen go sleep


Well it's ramadan


I'm gtingz


i don't know what will happen after that but he's straight till eid


O that makes sense


Only 30ish mins till I can eat


Ok guys real quick


G is like never here unless pinged anymore


She isn't even here when pinged


yall all heading to bed? its like 8 am where i am


Its 8pm


Its so sad seeing everyone grow up and develop lives and then leave discord


For me


HW


Hey Dharma


that was me last motnh Bagels LUL


8am? go sleep neeko


Thats pretty much me rn, slowly drifting away


I see how it is


well, i'll be around till 1st


Hello catfish


Hello


Ill probably be around another month or so


why are you a catfish now?


Eid mubarak holiday jack?


I always say that I'mma leave, end up staying even more active


lmao yes eid holidays started here


Someone accused me of being a catfish


MaFayce yk it just happens naturally


Lmao ell


I remember that


When you said youll start lurking


on DM's or here? I got that accusation twice this week


I know


Here


On dms


I'm a really bad lurker


I cant wait for they Eid food


Ell: im going to sleep guys


Ell 4 hours later: sends arab memes in group chat


Now youre here before I go to work and after work


Nutty handsome


I'm on extended leave for memorial day


I understand it, people can't believe how everyone on this sub looks so good, cool and nice


well except kuma


i woke up a while ago , having brekkie now


Hehehe


So I'mma be here 247


I have a wicked day tomorrow but got a 3 day weekend


I may or may not be here forever


but one thing will immortalize me


my parrot


Schrodinger's jack


Sounds bout right


Why me Dharma


What is forever


jellybean communism


jellybean cat


Fish?


!pick 4665


!pick 4666


Bagels no


oh i have to eat 1 whole egg and three egg whites


brb


God damm screen


How did you misspell the Satan's number damnit?


why so many eggs ew


jack. MaFayce i was outside gardening with my mom


Elliot remember when I complained about my cracked screen protector like 2 months ago


Like a true woman


plow experience is important


Wow hw pop out


Yeah I still havent fixed it


or else you wont find a man like borat


HW we have people for that in America


alright lets not be racist


jack. be dont race


what i thought we could be racists here :


No racism


no one asked you


Woah


It ain't cool


Dharma race is races


the one who reads the meme


its fine to be racist to ppl who live on the wrong side of the atlantic


I'm defo normal


Wdym wrong side?


West is the best


amrica


West side of the Atlantic is where the partys at


One nuke and entire Europe is gone


Muricans


One correctly placed nuke and youll probably destroy 75 of America tho


alright lets not be racist


jack.


Just drop it on Yellowstone and call it a day


Why are we fantazising about nuclear genocide?


you wouldnt because they have so much body fat it protects them from radiation


my friends and i drove to a Town called Denmark in WA Australia. it was stunning


Yui kiss jellybean hey babes


fake pic


the forest is not even on fire


Lmao jack


jack LMAO


nicolekc woooah that looks beautiful


nicolekc Denmark? WA? Australia?


Denmark, West Africa, Australia


Ahh


Elliot dont come to Oregon. At least not central because its getting closer to fire season and its gonna be a horrible year for it


WA Western Australia lmaooo


I though there's a Washington in Australia


Bagels if I ever come to Oregon it's gonna be Portland


and you thought nothing weird about denmark in australia


Yeah


Or West Linn


then burn some bushes and problem solves bagels


Jacks been coming at australia all day


Speaking of nukes, you know the names of the nukes dropped on nagasaki were called Fat Man and Little Boy. Is it just me or does it sound like it was inspired by a lot like discord users?


I hate australians


this a good song


jack. ouch


They call mcdonalds macas and trucks UTES


I can't have that


and they have jacked kangaroos


Maccas


i hate animals that look like me


Get in the UTE


Jack is jealous of the kangaroo


and lets go to MACCAS


bro


they have the same bicep vein as me


because the kangaroo can look jacked without having to eat four eggs ew


lmaooo


Koalas are cute


yui kiss nicolekc shhh


This is why I'mma move to West Linn


Kiwis too though thats prolly nz


Yui kiss xxpssyslayerxx


uwu


Hehr


Portland is cool


I wish I was a kangaroo so I would look all jacked and wouldnt be shy taking shirtless selfies


What would you keep in your pouch


If u were a kangaroo


damn thats a good question


Destroyed


Food I think


Is that Jack


snacks and all that


Dang ge must have big PP


jack.


Thats jack


thats me irl


Guys we found jack


LITERALLY NOT KIDDING


look


its missing the bird on its shoulder


its jack yall


wowie


found him out in the bush


that kangaroo is ripped


is that real


Scary


photoshop


omg jack wasnt lying


Better abs than me


lmao


Dude kangaroos can take a punch tho


who we making bets on?


Hm well nugget is going to nugget cave I gave kiss to my crush now I will leave /


Kangaroos have shitty technique so im betting on jack


bye nugget


Bagels that's what I meant


gn nugget


she said bye say it back nugget says bye


omg bagel i love that video


MaFayce ooo


The kangaroo keeps it's arms down making it vulnerable for quick jabs


Greatest video on the internet


Amateur


Bagels there are better


Yeah but seen the claws on them?


That's why you jab them


Yeah like Charlie the unicorn


CHARLIEEE


CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIIIEEE


Just check cursedmemes


I didnt even know it existed


alright im out, cya guys later


Later jack


gotta train for that kangaroo PPV


byeee jack


train hard im making bets on you


Bye


Beating a kangaroo is easy tho


Just punch them in the pouch


Exactly


i mean a friend of mine got his nose broken by a kanga when we went dirt bike riding


My Last words before Kangaroo stands on their tail and double leg kicks me into Oblivion


Never forget when Jack went to Hollywood


like fr full blown punch to the face


Box office blowout


I was just thinking of that movie


LMAO dharma


jack vs the kangaroo


Thicc dicc boi


I love when I say I'll just wanna see what's goin on on main chat a couple minutes and then I'll continue my day and I spend an hour here


Same spent more time here than i was expecting


same


Its nice to come online and not have be in the middle of an argument


Time to change that


Who wants to fight


good evening everyone today was a busy day for me


fight itself


urseLf


Probably spend way too much time on here


DizMizzer I can fight you but I'm pooping rn


good evening pluffyklouds, busy days are the best


!pick 1165


Yeah they are but I get overheated af


overheated like physically or like stressed?


I wanna throw some punches


Come at me bro


I was about to say jen can punch me in the teeth and I wouldnt mind but I'm not in the mood for simping rn.


I'm ready


Well this is not the time to simp bish


I think stressed but Ill probably take a shower tonight but I had a rough morning so


Fight me


Damn, taking showers, I admire you


You just simped tho


but Im happy cause now I can probably take a bath tomorrow


wait I wanna fight here


pls fight jellybean


Puch


Punch


Fuck


Pls fight Dharma


simp


I MEAN


punch


god this bot hates us


FFF


bagels dude you're drooling


here man you're welcome


Why you drooling


Are you drooling at my sexiness


what are you doing stepbro


Y'all fightin'?


Alright.


!work


Pls fight Farah


Bitch.


hi jen


Hi xxpssyslayerxx


HI ANGEL!


how is you


Im great! It was my moms birthday today


no way


it was my dads birthday today


Omg


i got him cheesecake


Twinsss me tooo


twinsies


We got her a record player too


ooo


i need to get a record player too


i have like 4 vinyls without a record player


Y'all are twinning. And it's fascinating.


it eez what it eez


join in Marvel


I'd love to. But I decline. There ain't no man like me.


I'm back


where's my woman?


where is jellybean


Hi Miles.


hi tony


I'm ready to start spawning new children


Hello is it me you're looking for?


yes


I can see it in your eyes


Pikachu you may wanna star this


star what?


Me when I see people going bonkers over their Yui ships and Marriage bots


the only star I see in here


is my catfish


DID YOU JUS STAR IT YOURSELF


Oop


dw i got you anyways


xxpssyslayerxx you gotta do what you gotta do


m!adopt TonyCBoss


a misfire


Wait, I have a loving parent here?


When How I


I'm missing out.


m!tree


Oh... Right...


SIMP


I remember.


My mother in this family tree is a dear friend of mine... who's a teen.


me: realizes elliot isnt going bonkers over our yui ship


me:


Hmm


We're missing something


m!disown


we can take over grace...


How do you remove your parent? Not in real life. I'm not jinxing anything.


Hmm?


m!adopt fourthgrace


WTF


catfish, do you see that?


they are pulling a china on us


:o, I guess you gotta birth them now


m!adopt Pikachu


Can I get an F?


yui f TonyCBoss


Thank you.


Ouch


m!adopt jellybean


don't


say no


our blood is pure


we are the bloodline


Defo


Ello everyone


hii


What's up


nun


Doing good


That's good to hear dud


Welcome sel


nutty joe


Nutty Joe


Y u always depressed


Why is water wet?


Because everyone is


I'm not


Well


Water isnt wet


I am depressed right now, but not always


Why


nutty joe what is it then


Lost my job


ouef


Jonnydash water makes stuff wet, its not wet itself


Something wet can also be dry


nutty joe makes sense


Water cant be described as dry, so why should it be considered wet


Water is water


milk is milk


Water isnt wet as being wet means you are holding water


Milk is good


Milk Pepsigood


Yes


Good morning, folks!


what is wrong with you


milk and pepsi?


gtfo


Good morning sexy


Hello Dominique


What about bilk


oh


Gae


nutty joe go to gae chat


Percival no


No u


Rumsae


Nice


nutty joe


momke


Okay this is funny


Monke


funni


Sosig


sosig time


SOSIG


Sasg


How much does cheese cost at your place?


In india, good cheese is hard to get


!pick 7991


boi


Boi


Iob


iob


Why do people cheat video games


Like what went wrong in your life


What type of games


some people like to see what they can get away with


Playing modern Warfare and this guy's got god mode lmao


Just stood there being shot by 4 guys


They arent mad


Aloise on pc?


They just like to see people get mad over a game


Then he shot a bullet and we all died


He does that maybe a week and then he's gone forever


!rob Dharma


Bullshit


!work


can you stop robbing me?:


Probably never brodie


But I respect that you asked me to


i like to cheat in games i play by myself. i want to be a god i don't need that game as a skill... i want to build up real skills like cooking and talking to people


Like I had Cheat Engine for R6 so I could get infinite ammo in localhost


imagine being able to talk to people


!rob PrinceRakeem aka Theblackghost


!rob LITney Spears


I love you Dharma but youll forever be the target of my theft


Tertia hey


ales


Bartholemy Boop Boop


In CS:GO it's more that people can't accept the fact someone is more talented or practiced more, so they cheat to gain an advantage and get to the top of the leaderboard


I wanna adopt you


!rob Pikachu


Tobi got JUXED


why


!work


because I'm growing my family


look


m!tree


click on it, I have my children, and granchildren


Oh yeah I gotta find a wife to grow this family


jellybean please adoppt Halpern


jellybean lets do it


How Larry


Marry


no i dont knwo if i want that


yo udo


trust me


i dont feel like i do


I'm a good parent


i gave you a divorce when you asked for it


you were my voice when you were durnk


you got this


boi


say yes to the good mom


make us happy, and we will make you happy in return


BoopBoop boop boop


yui cookie Riorsson


i


i want onion to adopt me and be a single parents then.


ill be good.


onion is my child now


Krutz boopboopbooopbooopbooop


I just realized I cant marry her


oh shi


you can be onion's sibling


You already did tobi


Ok uhhh


thats not tobi anymore


its miles


I'm miles


I cant marry onion since were siblings


Miles morales?


This family tree about to look like it came from alabama


Tobi my g


Afro Latino spider man, love it


Heziah I cant marry onion or Jen so Im stuck


how come catfish is not adopting leslye


Who isnt a washed dumpster or a girl?


Of a girl


afk for a sec


Lmao


Just remove yourself from the family to marry onion, pro strats


Oh true


Lisabeth you married bro?


No bro


I dunno how this family working


Ok so tobi kick me out


Onion marry me when he do


Where r also


Okie


Or at least someone provide me with a list of girls who arent trash cans


aleslye is a sweetheart


not a trash can at all


Miles my dad


I rather marry onion tho


Ghost u gonna join vc


At least thats my bff


onion didn't you leave me though?


dind't you emancipate?


No?


Kick me out and then lemme marry onion tobi


Slayer also my dad


Also yeah Ill join VC in a sec


let me check


Yui hug Apthorp


And Heziah


m!tree


Yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


Ok tobi


Release me as your child


Okee bye


So that I may marry the onion


i'll realease you


Lob u slayer dad


back to workout


if you marry onion


I will


but onion has to agree


before hand


catfish


Yui kiss jellybean hi you sexy bich


Onion will marry me


this will give us room to grow


Were bff already anyway


we can have more children, these are growing fast


they want to start their own family


i gotta see onion say yes


Actually o need to give onion my number incase she need me irl


onion do you take princerakeen?


What is happening


Who am I marrying


do you take prince to be your husband


Me dolt


Rocky


Ricky


ASAP Ricky


Oh wait I think I have a ship already


But okie


ricky...i think that's a no


Mannn


Nooo


okay let me ask the mom then


she has a say in this


Then who isnt a trash can


Jus join vc in a sec


jellybean


I got standards


Yesss


i can release him to marry onion?


My original plan was to marry Jen


Bit tobi got her


m!disown LITney Spears


go on prince


make your move


I dont know how


be happy


Guide me


say m!propose tagname


xxpssyslayerxx wow did you always have the male role?


Love does not exist I'm sorry to say


m!propose Jermayne


Yes tf


Yes


wooo


Ok done


congrats you both


Got myself not a trash can


you make us the parents proud


oh sit


I still have a ship


m!adopt Felix


wut onion is getting married?


Bumgardner shicken?


I didnt even get to be here for onions marriage


I guess


You can keep your ship


Slayer dad it okay


say yes les


Pssy did you finally get married


nooo


Why


lesly...what is this betrayal


wow


Ok so how does Swayne become our child


My family tree needs to be bigger


Oh noo


Onion is getting married WITH THE GANG NGGA WHO STEALS MY MONEY EVERYDAY?


i gotta go


Okee bye


Dharma it will never stop


oh well


Dharma u robbed me


fuck


Yes


I cant marry my bff without controversy?


This is making me more depressed then I already am


My robbery was accidental, I was just walking and your coins fell on my pocket


m!tree


I didn't even think that possible


See needs to be bigger


Naw we gotta crush giggles


Giggles include meee


Our family is ROYALTY


xxpssyslayerxx adopt onion


Also onions nemesis pssy is part of giggles family


xxpssyslayerxx adopt onion do it


dude that's gore


No pssy and I arent enemies anymore


onion dont watch that


Oh ok


Boopbooo u bish


Btw anyone actually interested in onion


Im not trying to bust maneuvers


Lmfao


You can still have her


Shes just the only other not trash girl I know in here


A nice day to have some roasted onions


noone on this server is trash wdym


Everyone is ignoring me now that's cool


Well I mean not on that way


But onion is my bff


Well I'm kinda trashy but still


What other girl is as cool as onion


Jonnydash sup


Ill marry that one then


I just want to meet ppl and make friends


Mother?


mother?


imagine making friends


Hello ga, I'm dad


why hello


Boop


Well I'll leave bye yall have a great night


Nooo don't leave:


Why are you leaving


Dont leave


who is leaving


I got feet pics AND knee pics on DMs if you want


Jonny


Dharma ok


ok


but do you have hand pics?


You got roaches Dharma and Ill soon have them all


Motherfucker


!work


uhmmm elbow pics is the closest I have


!weekly


pls beg


did i join


!rob FrogHatz


botcommands


!rob Pikachu


stinky


Baba booey


Why tobi get so lucky


Bullshit


imagine having tits


Here I am married to my god damn platonic best friend


No tits


hmmm


I am missing something


Thick, not too flaccid


What did I walk into?


how many levels do I need to stop being green?


I think you gotta get to 20


Lvl 20


wow


Grow up Dharma


Your roaches are in danger


And thats your concern?


FrogHatz


you there?


My roaches are in danger of extinction, cause I'm broke


!balance


Ill get those 110 too


u wish


Tomogachi


Oh no


Youll see


!pick 1382


not broke anymore


nice


Yet


Woo hoo


no


Go to gae chat


Every time I come here I will make sure I rob dharma


Yui f Dharma


literally?


Yes


Giggles!


BoopBoop


Welcome Selachii


Ello neeko


What's happening ther


Ello ellix


Hello There


Hello there


General Keknobi


If I cant marry my bff without drama


how yall doing


Lemme marry the bogan


ello red


Misty !


Sup james


Neeko discord marry me m8


!work


drats


how tf you do that though?


hope yall doing great


MaFayce!


Man I dont even know


lmaooo


I gotta figure out how to divorce my bff now


Lemme adopt you


bruh


m!marry is the command


neeko don't marry him he only wantsyou because you're cool and he's in love


it's not


m!divorce Sarilda


F


WHY


Yes it is elliot


WHAT


It works the same I used it earlier


m!propose nicolekc


MY HEART


is it on the smallest violin?


Marry me Emlynne


To get all the commands do m!help


yes


yui pfp Ania


how tf LMAO


onion I told u not to marry that punk


There's no polygamy on the marriage bot


sup


Yeah like neeko isnt my bff


But I like that bogan


onion


m!adopt Misty


came here for a hot minute and got married


Marry me


i want a divorce!


Pikachu family tree it


Yes


Yeah


Yay!


i gethalf of what you guys make


m!tree


half!


Oh no


I don't even understand


We're the only branch that matters


Dope


bruh


now we need children


Direct descendents of Mete


Slayer can u adopt me


damn


Im married to the person who picks up ciggy butts during weekend Bunnings sausage sizzle


I wanna be a dad so bad


Eww jack is my brother


Rofl


wat do I'm also waiting for someone to marry me


Step tho


Guess no one wants a shef


bunnings snags are life


Im sorry elliot I may disown you


LITney Spears Why did u divorce me


Nooo


imagine marrying a shef


I miss getting a sanga for S2.50


Sharleen Alas poor Onion


BRUh


Dollar were friends so its weird


same but there isnt any snags anymore cause the virus:


he said to me onion is trash on dms


omg rip onion


F


Isiah kun senpai u rude


m!emancipate Misty


Neeko since youre a giant bogan


You don't even say my name right you're rude


I did


I can teach you how to steal and get away with it at Scarborough beach Bunnings


They kept trying to make me manager and shit


share me the secrets


So I know where everything is


LMAO


Like ok paint isle right


No camera on 15


m!tree


how do you see someone elses tree?


paint isle is always locked


The one with all the roller kits


Thats better


m!tree Dharma


oooh


If you run out the door, company policy is to not follow you


I think maybe?


Wow


You know the aboriginals who hang around outside?


Ok time for CoD, don't burn the server down love ya'll bye


m!tree Mete


yeah


I still lop you MaFayce


Theyll take money to grab and run if you want


LMAO


Just tell them to meet you down the road by the servo


damn jack is grandson of mete


yeah sounds pretty tight


m!hug Misty


i wouldve though son


And tell them only steal from tool shop


giggle,s you are part of my tree


Anything makita, AEG


buy them some darts for their troubles


m!hug MaFayce


m!tree


looks at that


I cringe at that


oh jack is your tree tree too


oop


If you give them a pack of darts, theyll steal whatever you want m8


yup


ezzz


he's my grandson


Literally tho


which makes giggles


youre stealing metes grandson


thats wild


bruh


Dania she/her pls disown Miles


No one is allowed to change you once you leave the Fourier


Or I'm divorcing


Chase


ooo


And if you go out the lumber doors


Its even easier


!work


boi


For instance the garden shop is always got like Hannah or someone out there


bOi


LITney Spears you know this one right?


nicolekc use this all for good


Gnarly bro! sound dardy


BoopBoop I only listen to hip hop and rnb brodie


nicolekc dont sell me out tho


Im the only darky with dreadlocks who worked there ever


Theyll know


LITney Spears I listen to everything except heavy metal and country except country road take me home to a place i belong WEST VIRGINIA


LMAO nah its all good g. lips are sealed


Oh and neeko deadass like


If you want dexies or whatever


I got people


What are your thoughts on Lil Uzi Vert?


Lemme know


Before festie season or exam season tho


Lil Uzi Vert is not music


Or else they sell out immediately


What's up frens?


aight i will cheers my dude


And my girl does molly for S30 for me


All my friends are dead, slaps tho


My girl meaning my homegirl


XO tour Life slaps


His best verse was bad and Boujee


yo you all be friends sooo ill yeet


ello


Hi ga


hi mommy


We all became friends by not leaving and talking


You should join in


I only met neeko today and Im on love


Thats how it work


OH NEEKO


Also I got a hookup you might actually benefit from


So I know an ops manager from Telstra


And I be getting new phones for LOW


Like I paid S600 for my XS MAX


Damnnn


Yeah so if anything pop up Ill tell you


And if you want it Ill tell them


I WANT A PHONE TF


But you gotta be wild quiet about it so they dont lose their job


yeah cheers my dude just keep me updated


You looking for a phone? Ill text and see if they have anything now


You gotta pick it up in Balcatta tho


You gotta be quiet


8.8k members


Or Scarborough beach Bunnings car park


LMAO diz


Also I love you irl but dont try to rob my people


Youll end up with holes in your family


Sir this is a wendy's


I want some Wendys please


Neeko is my wife sir


Let me argue with her


Mind your BUSINESS


well we can argue later


im about to bounce bye


Yeah I gotta jet ski off a wave for a bit


I sent you friend request nicolekc so lemme know when and what you want and Ill organize


okiii


how do you disown miles


!disown Pikachu


okay trick question


m!disown


whos this


m!disown Pikachu


LMAOOO


This bot is sassy


m!emancipate


sad


not this again


xD


You have to use the emancipate command


ok y'all wildin


Did we not love you


i was following MaFayce lead


You want her to be sad?


jellybean


Dania is trying to leave us


i don't know how any of this works


it's too confusing


Dania


Do this


Don't


m!help


They are a bad influence


It sends you the commands


omg!


Dania no


Don't Dania


thank u! Misty


We love you


Please my child


Youre welcome!


Don't be like giggles


Dont


She is a cautionary tale


i wanna be a part of a family


Jen you should have married pssy


m!familytree


Alright


She can't control what her heart wanted


How do I divorcw


miles isn't even related to me


I am pika


I can't disown someone not related MaFayce


Wow catfish


is there a godfather option or something?


Got to do emancipate


I don't know what to say


i ruined vc im sorry


I tried to show her the world


jkjk


Jen the divorce command is m! Divorce no space


Hi korb


henlo


Sigh


No korb you didnt


im jus goofin


welcome toaster


imma throw it into my imaginary bath


Plus


Imaginary Toaster ello


hallo there


Giggles is a homewrecker


I know


First trying to take my Dania away


And then the catfish


!pick 4122


YESSS


my first pick up!


success


why roaches tho...


O.o


oh no


Cause of 4/20


Cause mete loves them


Woo


It was cookies then toilet paper now roaches


Why not the roaches


!pay jellybean 10


!balance


Weee


It's easy


Just have to do m!disown Pikachu


Nah I ain't divorcing


!fight 100 red


m!tree Pikachu


m!tree Miles


Hawww


Hmm


Dania she/her m!disown Pikachu pls?


I thought onion was going to marry


MaFayce why you doing this


Pikachu change your name back to the Doctor


Why


Vivie aren't you gonna marry my child?


i did already


m!disown Pikachu


LMAO


Stop dania


Oof


No


Who is marrying who


It's m!emancipatw


Our family is falling apart


It actually is m!emancipate


We need to make more if she leaves us


OK.


this is so funny


imagine no one marrying a shef


HW !


I tried to tell her elliot


m!adopt HW


nuttybuckethead be my child


Pika pii


Say yes


it doesnt respond to OK. eh


yes


Weee


The only pro move would be if Dania emancipates Miles and then Miles adopts HW in revenge


Yui cookie HW


Alright then bish


m!tea Pikachu


Ty Dania


I called it


MaFayce who are you married to, just tell me before i find out


m!tree Pikachu


I love your Pikachu


cute


brother in law?


m!adopt HW


m!tree Korby


drats


m!tree MaFayce


That's why


Cause you are married to my daughter


jack and gaming addiction. proud children


That's why you resent me so much


lmaooo


Smh nobody wants to be Mete's descendents


who is this mete


Owner


Server owner


olala


mete? never heard of him


the big huncho


But I got me an adorable he


Hw


We're the only branch that matters


m!adopt Patrizius


you move mad fast elliot


I mean my family is better


Say yes


You stem from my branch


HW thanks to my horse


Arie


Nooo


If only the Marriage Bot supported Polygamy


man


polygamy is gr8


I just want more children


it's a heck ton of work tho


m!tree carvedfromstone


It's also our natural state


but


my lesbian friend is polyamorous


and she tells me all about it


the lesbian part is relevant


Imagine marrying everyone


because basically she has lots of girlfriends


Carvedstone, find a girl


who are beautiful in their own way


and like


Give us some grandchildren


i get it


makes sense


i'm a bit jealous ngl


lucky


I've been poly for about five years and it's exhausting and worth it like other forms of connecting deeply w others.


yup burnt out feelin


i'm drawn to possessive/jealous types


I feel like this needs to be said again


yo this chat doesn't make sense anymore, I'm out


so i don't know if it would ever work


but respect


Stop repeating old jokes MaFayce


Cupo when did it ever make sense?


Point


m!tree It is Alice


Ok anyways, Pikachu I just realized your name relates to Miles Morales


My grand grand grand children


You are quick to call me out


But not quick in realizing that


Into the spiderverse was overrated imo


That movie was amazing


Well done


Animation style


Story etc


Finally normalcy


The best Spiderman movie is still Raimi's


Yes the movie is par excellence


Is that Gordon ramsey


yesn't


m!adopt Helena


Leave Alice alone shes marrying kindred this weekend


Wershba be my kiddo


m!tree Ermey


Man someone could marry me or something


Baby girl, we need to have a Gordon ramsey in our family


m!adopt Hellman


Yes


Say no


Lmao


Wow


congrats


He did that out of spite


Ayyy


Would be nice to have a cook in the fam


m!tree


Exactly


But nooo


I cook fam


Hooiii kowww


I cook too fam


And I judge ur cooking


Omg I want him


I want Shocker


Right


All yours


Catch him please


m!adopt Shocker


Say yes


Yes pls


Bah


Doook


Wooo


Nice nice


m!tree invaliduser


We got 2 spider mans


m!adopt invaliduser


Imma cook some riceballs now


Say Yes


Don't mess the riceballsShocker


Say no


I need that scary stuff


No wins


Im making riceballs and no one can stop me


OMG


m!tree


I'm offended


omg


It's growing


did it grow


Say yes


Yes


invaliduser


Niiice


This bot cool man


Not nice


Too many children


Mexican Family


More children more work force


Excuse


She's just that hot


I can't keep myself off her


jfc


Indian families be like:


Plus I'm potent


Ok enough with the family stuff


Gets boring after a while


Right my children, go forth and multiply


Yay


Omg


Multiply


Like you know cockroaches


Nice


Good


Nugget boi


miles vc


I said cockroaches. I just typed so fast.


Why so serious


The other server I was in


Right now?


nugget speaks normally?


You can eat roaches, they got protein


yes


Can I have my shorts down?


Not bats tho


Yes now I do


What happened in the other server tell me nugget


When I get mad I'm mad adf


Asf


Once upon a time, it all started with a bat...


Bats gae


Youd be eating me


Wanonah


Cockroach spicy


I dont know if you guys know but i have a dead bat outside my house


Look


hi everyone


I'm sorry?


Shocker you still haven't got rid of it?


Well actually I wouldnt mind being eaten


Oop


Call the animal control or something


No buh still there


I'm going to go sumnwhere


Shocker damn so it's stuck in the power lines?


Its dead man


Yeah


Don't let nugget get away with this depression talk.


feck


Plus its not ROTTING


Why!?


Must be frying


Get rid of it pal, we don't want another bat based disease


With all that electricity


WHY IS THAT THING NOT ROTTING JEEZ!


It's frying


Its been more than a month


Did you throw a stone at it?


Ok slowly frying


Ew x2


And braising


Bro its stuck


Lul


Like wires in its wings


Call the CDC


Do see smoke frm it


Stones aint gonna do nuttin


Heck call 911


Animal Control


I aint calling anyone, too much human interaction bruh


!pick 1899


Nooo


Shite


heh U alright bro?


!pay Shocker 22


google it, you might be able to report it online


Which country is it tho Shocker?


Spideys helping each other


Of course


Superpower 2020 my man


All I ask is for loyalty


Oh God


Yeah sure


Then it's never gonna happen


Yes I know


You better take matters into your own hand


Add me please! W


Yeah, no one cares


Say my name shocker


Risk turning into Batman


Miles


Pikachu


Done


Ty my child


No problem legal guardian


Say my name, say my name, when no one else around you, say baby I love you if you ain't runnin' game.


Say my name, say my name


You're acting kinda shady, ain't calling me baby


Im slim shady yeah Im the real shady


Still 7 months left for Superpower 2020


Jack sparrow, yes


HW


Bro we aint surviving for 7 months


Too long


Yeah, all that social distancing and Lockdown but your curve is not flattening at all


m!tree


India got damn thick curves


The situation is still under control bruh


This aint even 10


jellybean one more, adopt FrogHatz


She's dtf


Sorry guys


omg


But business is business


No two more


Please add her to the fam


Bruh


Fam squad


theres families now


I thought we were through the family talk


apparently


botcommands guys pls


Yes


m!adopt FrogHatz


Say yes


yes


Ayyy


Woot woot


yooo hella


She's a prime gal


Say yes say yes cause i need to know


feck


Exquisite and cool


howdy mother


how many offsprings


Hello my child


Hello sister


omg siblings!


Yay!


We got Harley quinn


Finally a sister


absotootely


K I'm out, I'll be back when family talk ends


awww do you want to join


The bullies better stay inside now


are you feeling left out


He is mad


I'm back sorry I hate life rn


mmm nugget


MaFayce yo I'm an abomination


I love chicken nuggets


How come nugget


Things will light up


Nugget is mad so I dont talk like myslef


MaFayce dont be mad, Ill make some bat soup for you my man


m!marry


I like your icon


Btw


its infant


Pikachu nugget appreciate you


nutty joe


DAD


Of course nugget


No pls


We got all the Comic Book Heroes here


If you need me to get you some sauce lmk


Son?


Me dad


absolutely


Nugget, I see you have 18 and 1821 roles. Which is it?


Im a real life hero, wym


I can get bbq, honey mustard, sweet and sour


I'm out bishes


Idk its 17 shhh


I need sleep


Noice


Bye


Sleep well


m!tree


Goodnight.


Its early though


Dad


Only 1124 here


m!adopt heh


Ope


Mate its 4:24


oof


Nuggets icon is so adorable


OOOf


Pikachu EST GANG


Where you from


Me dad is nutty


General Keknobi2554 try Nutty when he's online


M!adopt Pikachu


Dayum


nut is a father?


nutty joe


Our family transcends borders


Yeah with nugget


We an international fan


nutty joe be Keknobis child


International fam squad


m!adopt MaFayce


Gtg byeee


yes


Bruh


Peace


Biee


m!adopt nutty joe


farewell mother


Say yes


Yes


Ok nugget is calm


U btr sleep mother


Ayyy


m!tree


ONo hi


Gorden is my brother


I will me darlings


Noice


bruh did mete do osmosis


Immaculate conception


How come


That's ours Stacy


Wait


Nice


WHAT


YOUR MY DAD


Exactly


Were a big family


m!adopt FrogHatz


Ooof


Our bloodline is supreme


Shocker all coz of Dania


Stacy


Do you like old nugget or this


Don't over react


I care for you


nutty joe


I like new nuugget


OOOh


you wanted an excuse for me to call you the d word


nutty yolo


I never asked that of you


Not cool


All I ask is for your loyalty


Buddy


You betrayed sister


how do you abort yourself


Don't


FrogHatz m!emancipate


omg


We are on good terms


He just wants my tree to burn


I want my own family


Dont leave dont leave


You can


a supreme breed of humans


But be part of the main blood


Its like super Saiyan


wht is happening in this chat


Don't be a quarter Saiyan


I need to kind my hubby thou


m!tree


Hello rock


You can get one


All this blood talk is cringey af


Just porpose to someone


ur cringy


Nothing is stopping you


m!adopt Kowloon Janitor


Fortunately I have normal kids


Say yes


Sad


And my kids have normal kids


Nice


Rumsae


Ouef


nutty joe


pls magik Kowloon Janitor


for now


Hot


The rock looks like a mountain tho


pls magik


elliot having kids left and right


Pls magik


HW you know how it be


elliot i think im turning into jack


What


Bro you have no pfp


Me?


Get a pfp first


Or you?


No nutty joe


Hmmm


Yes Im sure


Bot hates tou


pls magik nutty joe


You


Zucc


monke


Getting succ


z u c c


nutty joe


Bruh


That's messed up


That's why I'm mad


Hoeing


Yeah


They be hoeing


We were going to date then she seen my friend witch I think send her nudes I dont do that


I believe you


Youre one innocent boi


hiii


Wouldn't you want to feel the real thing?


Hi alexa


chicky nuggies


Alexa, play despacito


You know what's worst


Yes


I know


This is how we do it back in Puerto Rico.


Gotta pay child support ow


I live next to her and she likes the guy that's online and lives fuvking 5 hours away


Pls thotrate


Pl thotrate


Why you give up man


Nice


You got the advantage


This bot knows


ALEXA GODDAMIT


Play the damn song


tanya DO IT


NOW


no pressure


Incel moment.


Show her your tender


Your wut?


I will


Da faq


What is happening?


Good man


Don't let a girl bring you down


You get back up and go back cockier than ever


You can't let her get to you


It'll get to her more mentally


Bro she is like mia Khalifa


I cant that easily


Nice


oof


But yunger


Oof


She will be like, why isn't he bothered by it, does he not care about me?


hi folks


Hi doge


Trust me


Hi sailor


I'm a miles


Hello sailor


Im a km


whats poppin


Yeah I know I just really liked her and we've been friends for 4 years


I thought I spotted a beauty


Yeah me


Again nugget


You are local to her


Nothing much, the chat just went weird so I'm thinking to lurk for a. While


You can actually make moves


Ik I cant that easily


The poor sucka is 5 hours away