What even is simping?


If you have to ask?


SlaughterCat 1 u can hop in hereb


!define simping


oh nvm


Saying hi is not simping


Helo


AHHH


Uh huh


hi candie


!define life


heh hi


Um hi


accurate


True definition


You're pink!


congrats with senior


WHO IS SENIOR NOW


!define death


How you get diff colors or tags


Just waitmajr


!pick 7184


Imma beat u


majer is level 38 ksksksksk


SHUSH


Oh that's majer


ur level 20


MAJ3R hes gonna beat u


Oh well ima leave


ooh cya


heh nah stay


We need u


Huh for wut


How do you change your name color


level up


I don't think you can SlaughterCat 1


Things I cannot say


Just have to level up by typing


SlaughterCat 1 type a lot


Ooh


levels are in rules


Mod Brichu


Fuck he does good work


tnx


Western loathing?


Can he help with roles?


I will legit ping mete, an tell him to mod u rn Brichu


BritDeFey roles


Ahhh


hi cat


hows it been


I cant message echo not


Good you?


,rank


bot


Can't touch me


Ahh


yesss get that 50


MAJ3R Soon boi soon


Echo


Yeey


2 xp per message


Mhmm


Or 1


Sadly


BritDeFey i can message Echo, can u try again?


Mike amiri


2 per message


Ranch hm?


so wassup


Is the name Mike gross?


Ranks don't really matter guys!


I want to leave before I hit 50


Bagels then do it?


SE no its Moe Lester


Just sayin


my new favourite video


No


Its drip


Coldrak3r satisfying ngl


Is it asmr?Coldrak3r


almost


i mean


Coldrak3r satisfying


you should watch it


Yzzyzuffzuuzfxuffuzzufzufursryayryrayrsyrazzdyajrzuzkrzuc


Coldrak3r dab?


Then I'll like it!


Will do!


MAJ3R u didnt even like my asmr attempts


ngl i watch asmr everyday


for sleeping


chile


Rekt


Im so close to level 5


n e ways


That's chill


Brichu never seen that b4


whats chill


SlaughterCat 1 this


Brichu yeah nah not working


ill try it BritDeFey


Lellie what?


I'm saying that's chill SlaughterCat 1


Ok


I dont know how anything works


Brichu it could be that Im dumb... will take full responsibility but idk whats the deal


So...


so did you guys watch it


welcome skytorn8178


BritDeFey it doesnt work for me either, i modmailed about it


Thank you


heyy yall


Yeet


mood


neekooo


whats wrong BritDeFey


Im dead inside


Coldrak3r cant get roles


Why?SlaughterCat 1 SlaughterCat 1


what roles?


the roles with Echo bot


ASL roles


Lellie idk. Always have been


the bot is probably not responding


it happened to me aswell


Coldrak3r yep


yep it isnt


bananaroles


yeah sometimes the echo bot is having a downtime


no


!pick 2414


Do you guys wanna see a copypasta that someone said to me yesterday


sure


I know youre not listening bc you have a higher rank or youre allegedly older or youre allegedly a grown man and Im not or whatever bs excuse your juvenile edgelord mind comes up with in the fleeting moments of clarity where you can type offensive, unfunny jokes” in front of hundreds of people anonymously. But I tried to be polite about it.


try again later mabye, and if it doesnt work then, message Jasmine and tell the mods BritDeFey


what even


i did modmail about it


Hmm


juvenile edgelord mind


So


I dont even know anymore


Mom


Nvm


yes son


Brichu


skskskks but if u need sumn to talk to u can hmu


Aight


So I will remain roleless


A vagabond wondering the roleless sea


BritDeFey they said it should work soon, theyve already got the codes fixed


u could make a introduction in introduceyourself until its working


Im sure it will be, but pple get made when you are unidentifiable


Coldrak3r ah so much effort though


i think theyll understand , role setting is different now


Its kinda fun being Batman though


hi onion


Yes having your parents murdered is a grand ol time


Hoiii brichu


what are parents


Honestly if you had my folks, its definitely a better alternative


Sometimes there are things worse than dead parents


bananaroles


Idk parents r like old children who may or may not be responsible?


Jezuz


yea like abusive alcoholic uncles


What u doin moddy boi


What r u talkin about


yep


till they beat u to death


Hey alll


Why is this suddenly morbid


Morninggg


hi ekko


Hoiii thic


Im spooped


Paul we call it versatility


Anyway, I posted crappy art on the I made this, I feel like thats intro enough


Bruh


Oh wow


imadethis


I need wholesome vibes not murder vibes


Thats not chillio swag


ok it looks cute sis


the fish one is amazing


Pencil crayon hurts me spiritually sometimes


1st one looks neat


Thanks bro! They aint good but I doodle in my spare time and do some beading


i like the fish


the beading is deffo cute


I saw the beading BritDeFey


i love kois


Yeah I got mad cause I made some Uber mistakes on the koi


kois are like... elegant...


Fish taste good


hai


They are peaceful I think


Fish sticks


Hoiii cold


i'm green now


Dude thanks guys


took me only one week


Congrats on being lettuce cold!


lmao it fits to my pfp


no problem brit


lettuce? Thats a rank?


Hey brichu


Green used to match mine now Im chicken


DUSA!


BritDeFey Also def a rank


its been weeks


How r u broo


Yea


lmaoo im not that great but its aight


hbuuu


Hi ava


Am active in other servers atm


I want rank?


Modding a couple of them


I am poppin vitamins


Well good to hear brichu


oooh fun


Please let that be a thing


!rob vxx


levels are in rules


Cold u thief!


!rob Coldrak3r


rip vxx


u tried


I'm poor


heyy willow


ouch


I'm going swimming today


Brichu Also I guess the server name changed cuz the subreddit hates us


!pay vxx 86


!cash


its!balance


willow where?


!balance


also i had to rob you this time cause it doesnt work for mete anymore


Neighbors pool


Mete mad afraid


Penelopa yep it cut ties with us


I'm not wearing a top bc I don't feel like it


where the mete emotes


smh


willow fun pool party stuff


Brichu Did they give any reason as to why Im still rlly confused is there announcements?


willow have funnn


what should be our new balance


roach got old


I might have to wear a top tho there's gonna be a 5 year old


Cheese


royal coins


Oh? Okie?


Hey majerrr


Hey dusssaa!


How r u bro


How've u been!


Miss meV


it should be turkish liras


I am not confident enough to wear like revealing clothing tbh


I missed yall


I'm going, just vibing


Majer bab how u


Trying to get backhere


Yes bro, loved ur selfie


i am not confident enough to go outside at all


Ty ty


Hi onion, good morning!


Coldrak3r Hehe I feel that


Wanted it to be comeback selfie xd


Well im doin ok ok bro


willow Yeah that takes confidence


chat is so fast today


I see!


There was some ruckus and the head mod decided to drop the server, but it will continue to live its purpose. An announcement will come soon.


Same honestlydusaaa


Pepe dad?


!pick 3994


dang


gj


!work


!pay Brichu 8


half


MAJ3R yea


tnx


Gimme guys


I still dont get the roaches thing


its server currency


Im drinking coffee


Throowwback to when I used to earn 500600 S a day


But why gross bugs?


MAJ3R wtf


Ngl thats a smart move


It used to be Cookies


i used to get 600 700 per day damnit


!daily


Then Toilet paper


Ysssir


coffee is not healthy bushidoboy07


Yeetus


its!work


Why not... idk pieces of candy


But I'm broke now


!topic


!balance


!work


Ask the head mod


So Coldrak3r


!fight 500 red


Whoa


!beg


Yeah chat is kinda chaotic rn


idk just not good to drink it bushidoboy07


Baba booey


!wyr


Someone send me 50 roaches


Seriously it is chaotic


Coldrak3r if the world ends I really dont care what I drink


How does chat go from ded to I need a adult


A adult


Yeah, it would be nice to slow it with the bot commands if many active people are there


A adult smh


botcommands people


Ik bro Abbate


MAJ3R correct


mods are gay


Everyday ngl


The saddest of minutes


Sad boy hrs best hrs


Well bois ill get back here later


Dinner time


Coldrak3r bruh


Cya dussa!


uhhh


Catch ya later


mete doesnt let me


Cya


so i want either elliot, oliver or vxx


Bagels and I on the same frequency


Yup


Yui shag MaFayce


hot


Yui totally destroy MaFayce


Y'all wilding today


Coldrak3r ur now one of my fave ppl


!adopt Coldrak3r


I got like 3 hours of sleep total thanks to spam bot


wat


its m!adopt


Slow mode may or may not be incoming soon


Wait hold up


Cold can dark and I adopt u?


MaFayce thats rude


I don't have kids


mete adopt me btw


m!tree


vxx add m in the beginning of command


there should be a 5 sec slowmode


If I wanted slow mode Id just go to slowchat


mete already adopted me


Mete adopt me now


I can't adopt anyone anymore


let me see


Brichu why would i be someones fav person lmao


m!adopt Coldrak3r


m!marry vxx


jack. gimme grandchildren GodDamnit


LMAO


ur my brother, vxx


Who is vxx, is that Angela?


so we're siblings Coldrak3r


What is happening rn


yes


wait


mete doesnt wanna adopt me


MAJ3R A long lost friend


m!adopt Brichu


Aah


Dont pull a Alabama plz


aww


i cant marry


LOVE U KING


MaFayce gets pregnant


Yay


I just realized mete's family tree doesn't have any Alabama moments


Mete is all out dads tho


Fuck u Dallon


i gave birth to 5 amazing children


m!marry Mete


fk


If mete needs a daddy he knows where to find me


Also I had to unadopt myself so I could marry someone without alabama


m!adopt Santa


who complished amazing things


m!marry Spike


mete called me amazing, i gotta screenshot and hang it on my wall


this mete guy seems popular


im bipolar don't trust the words i say


did he cure cancer or something


check my pfp


Hes not


Pls snipe


No, I'm vxx MAJ3R


Spike Hes a new mod


oh no


i take everything back mete


im bipolar


vxx aye yes


Hi!


Oof


vxx what does mete smell like?


Mete ur family tree did not go Alabama, give urself a pat in the back.


jack. wow don't call me out like that


mete smells like strawberry cake


wanna hear this one


JACK


hi bb


oh cmon now


show a little sensitivity


I know youre not listening bc you have a higher rank or youre allegedly older or youre allegedly a grown man and Im not or whatever bs excuse your juvenile edgelord mind comes up with in the fleeting moments of clarity where you can type offensive, unfunny jokes” in front of hundreds of people anonymously. But I tried to be polite about it.


Spike, could you please stop it trying to be edgy/offensive/sexual?


I didnt get out of bed because I have no one to talk to you


tldr


jack. checks out nickname


Some fresh copypasta I received yesterday


From this server


vxx what did i do dude


i put some animated emojis


We can discuss it in modmail if you like to


Ouch


Ouef


Creepypasta


was that supposed to be a roast


It sounds serious


Sirenhead good creepypasta


Better go dm Jasmine


We can have some changes in the rules, please make it easier for mod team and your friends


i just came here cause a friend sexted with like 5 girls and i wanted to dig the goldmine too


Check the rules


can sirenhead REEE


You just incriminated yourself


If so then run


Rule 4 actually


vxx I present you my sword


Yeah Spike, this is not the place you're looking for, must have been the wrong link


Dang it


Can I get all the fined roaches?


Y


Spike Comrade


This is a dictatorship thats why


Hoii?


Welcome to chilies


Can I have uhhh


you uwu?


Sorry we dont do human trafficking sir


Try again later


Can I get uhhh


speak for yourself


I try to sometimes


yeeet


Yote


REEE


reduce trolling spamming


Wait


Call of Duty WW2 is free for all PS4 users tomorrow!


too bad I sold my ps4


Mete you said not to listen to anything you say


Hai


yes its what u said mete


clearly it worked


!pick 2853


!pick 295


!pick 2953


!piNO


sapdIasjdlasjnasmd


Nice


!rob Mete


oh


oh yeah i forgot i robbed vxx earlier


dont talk vxx unless really needed please


he's a nice fella tho


also hai candie


Hiii


Ohhh I love candles so much


I always go to stores and just like go on a sniff frenzy


Candles are okay im not that into candles


Mete i need help


How come?


Also I misinterpreted ur name candie whoops


Because i dont really see the appeal personally


Its okay im lit


They smell gud?


U r lit also


I dont find the smells that nice


do you know that moment when you have to puke but you dont


I guess I mean natural ones r rlly nice imo


Yes


Also i wouldnt get one because i dont know how to light a lighter


Coldrak3r Gag reflex my g


hows everyone doing


Goood


Hi everybody


Also Im sad nobody likes candles


Helo


Is good


Ello michelle


I dont know how to use a lighter so idk how id light a candle anyway


Ello there candie


candles are dope wdym


Hii


IS IT CANDLE OR CANDIE


lavender 10/10


CANDIE


Thank you


Ello mash


Hi mash


nicolekc Thank u wife


Heey!


Sup dude


Hoi mash


Sup?


Oh god


I'm good my g wbu


Just finished ny final exam so pretty good


Exam?


Yeah


EXAM


What exam


Should i be afraid


My online courses ended a week ago


WHYYY


Nice my dude


I have soo many exams gonna attack me in months


Lucky i have three years on my bachelor left


Two


I prob failed my courses


Im in 7th grade


Lmao the students in my uni are making a change.org petition to cancel all the semester exams.


THIS IS INDIA


Imma fail


What grade is a bachelors


Bevus good luck


I wish all my exams ever in the future were cancelled dang


i failed twice


Oop schools are just crazy rn


because of too much weed


and stuff


Oh?


And no no snow


same onion


Yeee


Can someone cancel my job and still keep sending me pay?


hai spicy


Hi spice!


Imma fail cuz im just straight up lazy


just found out who will be my tutor in school next year


MaFayce I can pay u roaches


I swear even if the earth's core is about to blow up Indian schools will still keep exams


MaFayce be a reddit power mod and buy tesla with internet points


Reddit is icky


Whats a tutor


Suzetta so does Norway in some schools


Reddit is ok


there's a system in Russia


anyone got tested yet, getting tested for corona in 2 hrs, looks extremely uncomfortable from what ive seen


i made a reddit account like two days ago


the teacher who is responsible for an entire class


uh oh beans I guess its very dependent on the subreddit


Oh thats true


MeowingGod heard it feels like hell for some ppl and mildly uncomfortable for others


Ive heard of tutors from my friends when they leave class


going on school trips, communicating with parents and stuff


Oh ok


Ive never met a tutor


jack. it should just be


Are you Gay?


Boom you're a Mod.


we once had a blood test


i had a bloodtest 2 weeks ago


Im A


I'm o


This is what I'm trying to say


and my finger was bleeding for a half of an hour


oh we had a bloodtest in school in my class once and 10 of the 20 pupils had thc in their blood


literally


I swear I wanna drop out and get out of this country


Wow


u do bloodtest with finger, spicy?


Joanne I have a friend who undergrad from Manipal, grad from Arizona State and is working In Canada.


He says manipal just wants the money


dont u usually get the needle in one of the veins on your arm


the nurse complained that I look too pale and fake and need to use blush in my makeup


Coldrak3r there are two ways


we have drug tests but they are psychological ones


because in the town where the city is the drug rate is getting too high


MaFayce bruh their students make out in the lawn and all


i mean i had thc in my blood there and i didnt really care


to find out who has a low selfesteem and is peer pressured probably


those tests are ran on computer and I started beating the computer mouse because it didn't work


YALL I GOT NEWS BUT NO FRIENDS TO SHARE IT WITH CAN I SHOVE IT HERE


It's one of the posh universities in India from what I've heard.


the teachers literally stared at me


But I just say that they won't cancel the semester, coz they still want the fees


It's so posh, they have toilets with running water


sure, go ahead Snake Monster


Oof


Snake Monster YES


WHY ARE WE YELLING


blame mete


im about to take some action with social work against my mom who attempted to murder me and abused me my whole life. theyre gonna send over the police and social work to talk to me:D


the school restroom during break is 11 year olds filming tiktoks


Meanwhile my privileged azz achieving nothing


Snake Monster that's awesome!


Well, that escalated quick. But I am glad it's worked out for you


mete said i cant talk with u no mo vxx


im so nervous


brother


but its taken 17 years


Tbh I would imagine living in a third world country can give u rlly good worth ethic and whatnot


That's good news. well, and an awful past, I'm sorry you had tongo through that


It's cool Ava, do make sure to hit serioustalk in case you want to talk more about it


yes i will


!pick 4124


There's always serioustalk if you need an ear without the memes


Howdy


i just wanted time quickly share it with someone cuz i got no friends


hey Snake Monster i hope it turns out great


Doubt that, you got us


Well, now you're here, a place to make friends:


yeee


joji spoon


LyamFurious Hi bab


JoJi new moon


Idk, I missed whatever u said but alas, this is a place to share and you can always share with us, ty for your story Snake Monster


u can always message me, i've gone trhough some stuff and i listen to everyones problems and try to help them Snake Monster


Yui hug Wendelin


u guys r great


joji poon


McHenry hru darlin?


Pretty okay darling wbu


Came back home, after a drive


Ello lyam


Bro I still dont have my license


why


Joji spoon


Cordi don't worry my parents took me XD


i have my license for 3 years now


Terence howdy bro wazzup


Yeet


Partially corona partially anxiety


Same I don't have a license too


LyamFurious Oh oof thats rough


Bagels ur perfect tho


Wym


Np np by using public transport we are reducing global warming so its okay


I am a flawed chicken nugget


global warming isnt caused by cars


I got one speeding ticket so far


83 in a 55


I prob wont even be able to drive in like the urban areas I wanna live


Fernand actually I will take my lisence pretty soon, my prelem tests are done, I only need to do final road test now


Nutty u make me sad


OK.


i never got a speeding ticket, and i always drive like 150 in 100


Das cool lyam


LyamFurious What is the age for getting ur license where u live?


Also howdy bagels, nutty and everyone whose lurking


83mph in 55mph


Carlina 17 years for taking the test, the day u turn 18 u get the license


idk how much it is in kph Bagels


I dunno km but thats like 150160 in 90 I wanna say


its 130 in 80


but ye


I tried


joji spoon


well 150 in a 100 is the same then xd


Basically


LyamFurious Ohhh I still needa get me actual license cuz theres like driver license levels in canada


can drive as fast as u want


doesn't matter u must drive below the speed limit, besides don't u guys have like radars to capture ur number plate when u over speed?


If he caught me like 2 seconds prior it wouldve been 135mph


ye they make pictures of your car


number plates


Files oh same for me, I drived once or twice, but it's risky to drive here with provisional license coz if u mess up u don't get the actual one


nothings special at being 17 ngl


but in germany on the highway you can drive as fast as you want tbh, i did 250 kph once with a car that shouldnt even be able to drive so fast


LyamFurious Yeah same its risky because of insurance and all that plus I dont want to cuz a accident during corona so


My fam already has enough to deal with ngl


oh god


i would have to pay everytime then killian


i cant drive without speeding, its just so slow


welcome!


Hoiii Ein


Yeah it's strict af here, but there are specific roads where that type of radar is present however mostly the radars work based on photo thing


Welcome Ein


Someone went 200km over the speed limit here like 20 min away from my house


Faucher oh good good better to stay safe that to cause a wreck


What nice greetings


LyamFurious Yeah cuz Im tryna be smarter with money and insurance during this whole thing


Bagels even we do XD, BUT we have mobile cameras here and hidden cameras XD


Ive done 299kph in a 100kph zone


Seagrave oh good good, smart girl!


Jesus bagels


Like 3 times actually


I go like the exact speed limit usually


LyamFurious Thank!


my moms car is locked at 250 kph


i would go faster


Booom


I just don't take risk coz we have a lot of ways the local govn punishes us if we speed


Going rlly fast can give me bad anxiety


299 is where the motorcycle is locked at


I'm the sweat basket


Tucker This chat must be hell for u then


Bagels Thats terrifying falling off would legit kill u


Also the fines are fooking high XD


Cause when I'm here it cranks up to lightspeed


I'm not proud of it,


But I did ride a bike with no helmet, no license and no insurance. Got caught and talked my way through it.


I could unlock it to like 340 if I wanted to but thats a different bike and a lot of mods


Mandych ur stuck in ur hostel XD


MaFayce Persuasion lvl 100?


Stfu


Well


MaFayce noice


Britteny it's okay, it's okay


Its hard to fall off at that point onion, I was fully tucked and only wind hitting me was just cruising over the helmet


I actually also dialed my Dad and have the cop talk to him


I drive like an old lady sometimes ngl


I was 18


Anyone can go straight line and fast


Zaccaria its totally okay to be slow as a turtle uk


The real skills are cornering


Bagels professional street racer here, if u want advice ask him XD


Imma just stick to roblox


Drag is only fun when you want to prove an acceleration/top speed in 1/8 1/4 mile stretch


Hello


The real skill is to carry an organ donor card


Bagels I didnt know there was a difference between the two?


Pikachu Hoiii


Im tryna go Isle of Mann TT boi, I just need to get there


Oh right


isle of man TT is the best race in the world


Hey onion...


Chyea man


Pikachu How r u?


Deadliest too


Bagels be straight up baby driver tho


Good, you?...


Coldrak3r I dont know what that is


yewt


But I agree


Fuck takin a walk feels great but I'm afraid that I lost sum of my W A G O N


Anyone play Road Rash?


Pikachu Im okay! I am trying to fix my sleep schedule


Basically it is motorsports gp in a fooking road XD


Prince I DID!


its a motorcycle race Isupahfly


LyamFurious best game imo


Bagels oh cool go for it champ!


Bagels Did u modify ur vehicle so it can go faster?


Chic yeah XD


Not tryna be the next Michael Dunlop but itd be dope to say I did it


if u are going for it go big mate Bagels


Just don't get some injuries XD


Ive added some things but my current bike is way too much for it, I want a different one anyway


I think the fastest race Im gonna experience is cross country skiing smh


Its usually death or serious injury


!pick 7324


Bagels Do u have a car as well or just bikes? Cuz where I am u need separate licenses do drive both


That's because there's walls and trees and stuff everywhere.


Would have posted the video of my drive but it contains number plate of other vehicles XD


I have both and my license is DM which means I have both endorsements on 1 license


Ohhh okay


Oh cool


Ive always wanted to ride a motorcycle but everyone tells me imma die


Again it is motor gp on a fooking streat XD


OK.


Motorcycles are dangerous


Yeahh


Ive known people who have died


I don't like those fast types, I like the choppers


Agreed seen people get yeeted from motorcycle


Its a risk we take for a thrill of a ride


I still wanna ride a motorcycle at least once idk


Might cry a bit tho


Kara drive a chopper, much slower but bulkier


Makes you much more aware of your surroundings


I wouldnt mind just riding with someone


I jus wanna try it


K I will show up in Canada to do that XD Gaylene


Pffft okay bet


My ex rode for the first time with me and she said dont go fast” so we hit the highway and did 100 and then I took it down to 65


but in next 56 years XD


Gotta go fast the first time or two so they break that fear


On the highway?


Okay I am fine with going really fast if I trust the driver


Yes


Thats what I love about signals


If u good driver and can return me 1 piece I will ride with u or else I will walk the highway XD


When I have a backpack I tell her that if I tap her left leg twice to wrap me and dont let go


Yeah I prob would choke u


XD


Noice


Aren't y'all wonderful


Just out of pure fear


Schlessinger u can choke me though XD


Oh nooo


Jk jk


Humfrid u can choke me though XD


LyamFurious


I can take her spot


And then on occasion if I plan on going faster I grab the hands wrapped around me and kinda squeeze as like harder were going faster” thing


Isupahfly XD


I would just close my eyes at that point


Its all about your signals


Charin wait u do go in rollorcoasters right?


lmaooo


wild


Like I fainted once


Ever sat in the world's fastest coaster? XS


Big no thanks


COZ I DID!


I dont like lane splitting but sometimes thats your last resort and only escape path


Best fooking experience Eva!


Imma just play bumper cars


Nice


Thats my capability


bumper cars shaped my childhood


Also my driving experience


Tbh arcade games were my childhood


That's cool


Yeee


I played a lot of nsf


Nfs XD


I only have a xbox now


Need for speed games


Hmm I don't even have a consol XD


I needa desktop


I have a 2005 laptop XD


Oofff


I used to have a 2011 laptop


Pretty usable XD


I just realised that the audiobook version of american psycho has to be the most violent asmr ther eis


Which is better than 05


Isupahfly I hate asmr


Belamy Hey what are you doin my love lemme whisper in yo ear


LyamFurious Fookin windows xp shiet


asmr


NOOO


He says little mama not love


Sybilla actually I got it upgraded to windows 10 XD


LyamFurious Wtf how does it even have enough memory


Did u change parts or something


Decamp well I had tweak, I mean I basically gave it to one of my relatives


LyamFurious They prob just changed the solid state drive


Lot he does computer building and stuff so I got everything down for FREE!


Hoii wonderland


I'm conflicted


I want and also dont want the Ben Jerry's sneakers


U should have just bought a new computer tho


Chunky Dunky


Sup roz, welcome!


With better cpu and ram


Or it cannot run shiz


Tiernan well I am planning to get something better next year once I get into a uni


Hiii


Ello roz


Little Moon howdy


LyamFurious Just get a actual windows ten


Little Moon how's it going?


Hyams yeah or Mac book boiii!


Oh nooo mac books ew


But it would be a waste XD


Yeah imo


Coz literally I have to hang on to the android phone I am using now


Are we dominating main chat rn oops sorry guys


MacBooks are a waste


Yeahhh


Cu theyre super hard to repair by urself and expensive to maintain


Plus the software is meh


I have to possibly use honor 8x for next 2 years XD


I havent had any problems and Ive had it 5 years


I wish that your ass hair had the same growing qualities like your beard facial growth


Dark souls 3 will also be free on June 6th!


But I dont even want it anymore


Abrahams I bought darksouls


A full on hippie beard would slip out of your asscrack


Bagels it's alright XD


Great!


Macbooks are only good for security and the cloud


Yee


And 4k pornos


You mean the cloud you have to pay for


But also its a disadvantage


Jankell also u need to have iPhone to get complete use XD


4K reaction videos


Ohhh yeah true also killian


!pick 6983


!work


Bruh


My roaches


!rob Isupahfly


Also it seems like Android and Microsoft are partnering in future products so it's pretty dope


!rob LyamFurious


Whattt


LyamFurious How in tf is that a thing


That is gonna produce some demon children


Yeah I guess but rumors are speculating


Would dope if there is Microsoft and android compatible stuff uk


What's next Spotify Apple music collab?


Isupahfly Pfft Apple isnt working with anyone


it can happen never say never


Apple is a cult ngl


Corbie Ima make a software company called Pear


And then I'm going to amass such a badass wealth that I'm going to make u a legal slave for pear enterprise


Isupahfly Apple is more likely to sue u for copyright


Forta Not if I sue them first for copyrighting fruit


Oh woah u 1 step ahead


Isupahfly XD try it out


I feel like thats been tried before


Yeah? Didn't expect that one, huh? Fauver


I ain't coming to tech


Nop


I am going medical field XD


Im going to shower


Let's go Corona destroyers club!


Have fun bagels


Bagels Probably by the guy who invented the segway and fell of a cliff trying to demonstrate its brake feature


HE'S SEGWAYIN IN HELL


I caught the aids


Okay imma leave now


Odie byeee!


Boiii darling


Luht lob u


Turtle milk


Less turtle more milk


A what sorry


Shelia is showering with me this morning


Marijuana sir


Marijuana air


Smoking heroin is my jam


Marijuana atmosphere


Marijuana trees


Noice


Anyways have fun!


Marijuana hills


Marijuana Juana


ill go sleep, take care everyone


sleep well


Coldrak3r That's very gayu


Nini!


Bruh


im actually trans


and bi


Why is she dancing and eating


multitasking


hai


@. Jess. hey welcome


Churchyy U never do that?


Coldrak3r i applaud u for coming out in this community:'


n i hope it doesnt get too hard for u irl


i already did in selfies tbh


but ye


I once ate beans that were so good that I thought about recreating the bible


Coldrak3r Col selfie?


huh


What did u do in selfie?


coming out as trans?


Harass minorities?


Ooh


We're on two different pages


thats why im never in vc, i hate my voice


its way too deep


BRUH


I mean SiSTUH


i sound like a 40 year old


that smoked all his life


ikr mete


find ways to break your chain


mete always helps


HAS


Mete?


I will break the chain brotha


i mean i would go in vc but idk half of the people that re in there most of the time


Churchill sleep


Brichu u sleep XD


Silence


I would go on VC but it's really, really boring


also silence


i enjoy talking with others


lets forget i said i was sleeping


In text chat I can just run circles around people


Noice


thanks dad for the nice words Mete


Joseph Stalin


Why am I even here


Just to suffer


u can buy Rain On Me digital copy twice


Kpop


The time is niegh


More like


Epic stuff


Isupahfly if u need sumn to talk to u can hmu


I've heard that it's actually more expensive then that because u will actually have to listen to it


Not just once but twice


Brichu Very nice of u but I do not do PM's that much


!pick 6433


I'm one of those people that U hit up cause u need it not vice versa?


Y'a feel me?


u can @ me in serioustalk if ever


How is the go going going


hey howard


Shalom


A kid said Nice shorts f and I was not even wearing shorts


Man I'm taking L:s wherever I go


It's okay bro I am also in similar situation


LyamFurious Bruh I was just joking


dang i feel bad that i gigld


Europe be crazy


It was meant as a joke


Isupahfly now I am even more sad


Lmao I had to save myself from going down the deep end


U okay homie? LyamFurious


Isupahfly no


Anyways I will chill in the shower


Tell me why and I might try and make it better


LyamFurious u got me u know that


Isupahfly are you a home of sexual?


I mean yeah u all sweet


But I have my issues, why should I spread my negativity towards u all?


thats a joke?


ShakeDash Jesus


Oh well


Shook it dashed it


Joking


How do I do the rate thingy


ShakeDash totally


thank


Dude there are two women


It's double hetero


My head is aching XD


Just like two men double the masculinity


To many sexualities XD


my neck hurts ig its time for me to actually sleep lmao


nini


NO DO NOT LEAVE ME


Nini sweetie   Brichu


ok ok nvm


I WAS ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT MY NEW SHOES


FUCk


I wanna start streaming so I can embarass myself infront of a live audience


Just like this but more vocal, u feel me?


Sure


ok coronavirus test wasnt that bad


but yes goodnight, have fun n take care


I always seem to find myself on trips, I reconnected with Christianity on a trip too knots berry farm kinda weird I know and I accepted i am a bi of sexual on my trip to Arizona


Isupahfly ur amazing


never held my shirt harder in my life though


very uncomfortable


MeowingGod Your uncle hit u with the bed shaker


Earthquake comin


My neck


My back


My pusssy and my crack


a poet bagels


!Pick 9827


!pick 9827


Hello


Wassup


heyaaa


guess what


What


water turns me on


Nice


i am hydrosexual


ye


good afternoon yall


!pick 2354


afternoon m' lady


what do i do with roach


You can buy roles


Athey


ooh


i need those


happiness


sadness


bruhness


How bad is it to breathe in a lot of spray paint fumes?


Cause painting my kit guitar is making me woozy


for how long


open a window or something


Put it away


F U M E S


Yea deffo get that place ventilated


I mean I'm outside


Kinda


no problem then


I'm in the garage


Do you have a mask on


No I don't own a ventilator


A garage isn't outside


Have you tried opening a window


Why


open the garage door


Why did she do that


I'll do that. I'm trying to finish before it rains.


Isupahfly she's asserting dominance


Lellie Over the badger?


YesIsupahfly


He left dumplings for her


All ghillied up


Sup


Welcomeee


Breebot


What state


sup sup


Back so early? mcnewyork


Did u get chomped on?


I'm not working today


its a national holiday


woop


anyway I work online right now because Corona


what medication


no


For real?


yeah


we have workers comp


Well tetanus is required to work at my job


But I paid for it


Finally I was close to lose all my respect for america


That be like if u were a beekeeper but u got no costume


right?


Catt


Who tryna be friends unexpectedly


Karen


Im kidding Ill be your friend


we wear heavy duty clothes


And arm guards


You wear like deniem jacket and armguards


Yeep


U told us earlier


Ultra defensive meassures


I wear basketball shorts and t shirts for my job


Yee


Knee What u work with king?


Nice


I work in insurance


From home


On the computer all day


Knee Bruh you're fucked cause I'm goin to bomb u w questions


I live in Sweden we have insurance but not the way it works in Murica land


what kind of insurance


aight thats fair. I'll help as best I can


What kind of insurance? What state and what are the regulations?


Short Term Disability and FMLA


Oh lit


I work in many states


What is an example of something that u insure?


My mom was on short term disability for a bit


Short Term Disability?


Mostly upper Midwest America. The Dakota's, Illinois, Indiana, and a few other places


So if I would have a workplace accident in the US


I would turn to u?


Or your company


U get what I mean


Nope. That's workers compensation. My company doesn't support work injuries and illnesses


howdy fellas


No I think thats for non work related issues


Example?


Workers comp is way better than STD though. Workers comp pays medical bills.


Workers comp is very important


Like you're at home and fall off a ladder and can't work. Then you file a claim.


risky boi


Yep


We get some medical information from the doctor, and pay you


Oh I gotcha


Btw on another topic what is your experiences with healthcare?


Usually weekly, and a percentage of your regular earnings. Generally 60


U like ankles neyland?


U two both


Mine are bad


I had no insurance for years


no prison mike paid me 150 roaches to post my ankles


Not even while working?


So now I'm ankle king


I had 2 part time jobs


No insurance offered


Had to get it through the state


I have health insurance through my employer but I still have to pay for it.


Ohhh


Yeah I pay for mine too Neyland


RIP


Like 70 a paycheck


Same omg


It's pretty middle of the road stuff.


Yeah, it's like: yes but actually no


Must be horrifying to be in a situation where the idea of paying for your injuries is worse than the injuries themselves


1500 dollar deductible


Yep


!pick 5378


Side snatch roach king


Ive been sent to collection for hospital bills


Destroyed my credit


Oof


mcnewyork GREEN GANG


But girl didnt have S5000 in the bank


I make enough where I could cover the 1500 for the deductible


Hospitals will overcharge if you dont ask for a receipt


That was with financial aid btw


My brother has racked up a little over 5 million in hospital bills


I dont get one thing don't all full time jobs offer insurance?


Nope


When it comes to insurance are there tons of different brands to choose from?


they expect him to pay 5 million or?


5 million?!


Eh? Not really?


OK.


not really supah


Knee That's bonkers


How come?


That's more than the legal worth of human life


How did your brother end up in that situation?


People still live in USA?


I would probably love to live in the US


It's obvious sarcasm


ohh good


Depending on my econ


It seems pretty great if you're like filthy rich


Yep.


5 million is the price for 2 hearts


Yo Neyland


nuttybuckethead yo


I thought that hearts would be cheaper


Although things could be worse


Lmao


living conditions are...well only good for people who have money...


That's a bruh moment


Pretty much


If you're rich enough, you can get away with any crime granted you give them enough money


1500 for rent here just for 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, 1 rat


lmao


2000000 rats


An american state is like a small country


Isn't it possible for a state to implement another healthcare system?


Probably won't work out well


Like the german Bismarck system or something else


no


I dont tihnk so


Bigger insurance companies will just sniff that out


congrats on green! mcnewyork


dank!


It would surely cost but according to studies etc proper healthcare boosts productivity


They could, but not every hospital has to take that new insurance


That also


True


dank thanks


America could probably manage a Bishmark type system


lmao


Hospitals are private and can decide what they do and do not accept


Just come stay in Scotland


Free tuition fees


Hell the Bishmark system has elements of private and public healthcare


Free health care


I'd love to go to scotland if you'll have me


I'll contribute to your society I swear


Lemme consult with my fellow Scots


The annual scotsman gathering will decide your faith


Okay you can come as long as you bring me a Chick Fill A


Or whatever it's called


It's just tragically ironic that capitalism, despite being praised for the free market, we are stuck under the monarchy of the biggest companies


American food brands


Only thing to be jealous off, that and your sneaker output


are our brands good?


America has tons of subsidies and tarrifs on agricultural yields among other things


they put chemicals in all our food


Yet they pretty much charge WTO and tell developing countries to take down their tarrifs


Yer gonnae need tae bring me enough ae yer best food fur a munch


Cause it's antimark


lmao


antimarket


what food do you want


Lmao


Wendys is good


Whitever ye can get yur hands oan


I want myself one of those chicken burgers


so bad


U wouldn't believe


I'll go to the store and empty the aisles


HI NUTTY


Brichu is OK and I am OK.


i hope ur ok


OK.


Chick file a is the Lord's chicken


It needs to be on every continent


The only thing on my bucket list is to go to a Walmart and ride them scooters


wait did something happen


I wanna make a Chick Fil a burger at home


hot take: At the beginning of the coronavirus getting her in the US, they should've tried to ration out necessities and toilet paper


During summer


oof


agreed


Ima fill it with sum caviar and other swedish things


Pls fedora Isupahfly


caviar is nasty man


Swedish caviar is great


Kalles kaviar


Never tried caviar


nuttybuckethead


Oh I'll show you how


I dont eat fish or meat tho


That's unironically cool


I love seafood like I love oxygen


I love everything that once lived


Even me


people think I'm crazy


I dont know about insects tho


For being a vegan?


Would y'all try insect?


I would try me sum fried grasshoppers


Already have


Knee Does the crunch live up to the taste? Cause oh man the crunch is spectacular


I eat anything my eyes set upon


Vegetarian, but yes


I eat cheese bc yasss


Can a vegan eat insects? mcnewyork


mcnewyork Classic


U dont give up on cheese


I had ants


I cant man


Not very crunchy


Nobody can.


Those who say they can, lie.


Cheese milk is everywhere


I would have to intentionally not know there's bug in this


Also, just no if it's spider/cockroach related


Knee That's a letdown but did it have any taste on its own?


Or did u just put sum of that spice on it


for real


Only thing I probably could not eat is Cat or Dog


Would you eat a bat


I'm iffy and u may call me a western cuck on that one


A bat could probably work


U seen those stews where they just put sum of those bits and pieces in it?


Lmao


But I agree it's nasty


I dont eat bugs or anything


What's the worst thing u people have ever eaten tho?


Feels like this question is inevitable


I'll say that my mother's shrimp pie she once made


Was just horrid


!pick 6482


mcnewyork ur green congrat friend!


Green Gang


Stomp red gang


Isupahfly when u pink yet?


Green is better SE


Proof?


SE Yeah just compare our colors


thanks guysss


lmao


Sequoia oNiel


yo seqouia


Sequioa o'Niel


hey sequoia how did you find the server


It's o'neal


Ffs


a reach


Mete Could at least ask him out for dinner first


Well... I'm out of paint


Knee Put on your gasmask and ready your backpack


You're going on an adventure


maybe its a girl


It will be like City of Thieves


But paint


I could just go buy more at hobby lobby


Man I should read City of Thieves


mcnewyork Mete dosen't care, Mete smash


lmao was scrolling through reddit


she has the tag female lmao


well welcome sequoia


tyty


Sequoia o'Neal


oof


Have you guys ever O


The Rock is cooking


meh he ok


my dad knows him actually


How?


And how is he as a person


Supah intrigued


He seems like he'd be nice


They worked out together once


Working out with the Rokc


Rock


rokc


Seems like a dream come true


For real


My dad might be exaggerating the level of communication they had tho


Yo man are you done with the bench soon?


Nah man just 2 more sets


Okay man


Omg omg the rock and I had such chemistry


Cant tell jokes in reddit chat man


mcnewyork


xd


Coldrak3r Drak


huh


Drak


pahfl


Attacc


lmao


!pick 7949


!rob Isupahfly


!rob Coldrak3r


hallu sleepy boi


lmao...supah...reddit chat is toxic


Cycle of life


I just went into reddit chat


It's wild life


how do u get there


dont go


You have to be cool


Hello


welcome


Reddit chat is bonkers


why are you in there then Isupahfly


I have been there for close to a year


Howdy, pardner


And I have seen so many regulars join and leave


beep boop


Take it back


no


the only problem is its dead in here


and I'm off work


and I already played sims


uhh


watch yt


U dont have netflix?


If you got spare cash try to visit websites and find something u like


I got television


Explore, order, get scammed


Repeat


but I've been inside for so many months


Putlocker


Nah but order clothes, shoes or somethin


Feed your materialistic urges


I'm poor tho


i would do it if i had money


Buy money


Just stop being poor


welcome


Problem solved


i like your beard Knee


Coldrak3r thanks! I've been working on it a while


looks great


I'll just go pick some money off the money tree


want some?


yes


do y'all change your underwear daily?


Alexine y'all still change that


mcnewyork yes please


yes yourdad


do you not?


This is life


I love this


So much


Fuuuck


It's so good


I change clothes everyday


ima go take a shower and go eat. ttyl


Except for socks because I don't go out


Good luck Coldrak3r


Hope u make it


dont drown


just say cold, gdi


Sooo


Dead has returned XD


Wazzup dead chat


Nvm


omg antisemitism in reddit chat


supah save me


where mnfh?


Why the flippers u go there XD?


U got a ss?


mcnewyork What do u want me to do? Hate on asians and christians to make it more diverse?


But yeah on a serious note


lmao


It's Hyperborean he baites people


oh


is he serious?


Well yeah


I don't hangout in reddit


He will guide u Mc


But he still baites people with weird comments that sideline into some racy stuff


Lets say that he guides the convos to where he wants them


Oh the gr8 manipulator I see


Quite impressive if u exclude the political aspects of it


Should I join the dumbster fire XD?


I pretty good at guiding the convo if I want


Reddit chat has gone deep down hill


LyamFurious you mean my life


But I don't


It was really, really good one year ago


so he is racist


mcnewyork Yeah


willow oh no , u can keep ur dumbster fire with u, but if u want to went sure, u can talk


I think most people would say that yes, yes he is


He would have to be one of the most dedicated trolls tho


I legit almost got arrested last night


What did u do?


Like close to 1 year dedicated to being probrexit and pro ethno nationalism


I feel icky


Broke into the public pool and smoked in a drained pool


yep


I mean c'mon it's common human emotion


Just don't get into your head


Also stay outta reddit chat, simple as that


I mean we are wayyy more wholesome


sighh


Should see political chatrooms


Wooof


I heard the cop sirens and chucked my pipe and ran


!pick 1328


I am not even going there coz I wouldn't understand most of it XD Isupahfly


oof


run from the coppersss


Now I need a new pipe


Y'all would kill me if you knew what was in the pipe


was it a nice pipe?


Yes


girl be careful


Bruh


willow actually only Mc haves problem with it XD we all chill


no problem


just want you safe


I dont judge anyone


Ik I'm actually thinking about quitting


Ello y'all


Only done it 2 times


Hhmm


thinking about quitting lmfao


Wouldn't know


Crack is a rough road to go down.


Should definitely think about quitting harder


I only did weed, acid, and mdma


mcnewyork also I am kidding about u alright don't take it srsly XD


Smitty man u being productive


I did percosets and adderall a few times


Im addicted to water tbh


adderall is good


Y'all are wild


I smoked a cigarette once


Drugs are spoopy Im worried Ill hurt myself doing certain ones


I haven't even had a drink of alcohol in like 2 months


Okechuku man u being productive


LyamFurious is that a question?


I have only sipped alcohol and I dun rlly plan on going further than that rlly


Koressa aww onion u are pure


I had a sip when I was 3, all by myself.


Mintz u weren't active here


my fun days are over


LyamFurious lmao slept for a while, now watching a movie, might do some actual work later on


discord.gg/foreigner


you'd like it there


Sidonius cool


Anyways brb


5 min


Boi


No advertising in main


no minimodding in main


well


hhm


join still


mcnewyork are you snoopzilla?


I mean, I'm not a foreigner but i got a PR somewhere else too


I'm not a foreigner


nav


ok, just wondering


Do I gotta be a foreigner to join the disc?


what is a snoopzilla


u kinda look like this one person on reddit that got pissed at me and deleted her account


her reddit username was snoopzilla


Oh wait navs not muted


That is super specific and kinda strange? But mkay


did you learn anything in your 24 hours of jail


Jesus?


Oof..


Thats kinda a harsh accusation ngl


I have only got 10 min muts and I am back


Muts?


Mutted duh


I am good Boi


I nvr have got mutted before but I dun know life happens


U are pure onion, u cutie!


Anyways let's not monopolies the chat XD


Angela what u wanted to ask?


What r yalls fav food


I like me some sushi


A good ol' piece of fried chicken does the trick.


OOO


I nvr had real fried chicken beforr


!pick 7993


Hi onion


Hi dad


Hi everyone


I like medium rare chicken


Eugh


Wet bread


Bruh


I like uhhh


Yo, a nice crispy fried chicken sandwich is the best.


Hays hi friend?


Floppy bacon is gross


How r u


Gud wbu


All bacon has to be crispy


Kidd Oh no, just the thought of that.


Crispy baconnvis gross


Shush


yall cook your bacon?


Smooth bacon


Sometimes


I just did something amazing


I like Indiany stuff


xxpssyslayerxx cannibal


I am v Indian


LyamFurious Ooh. OK, that is very nice too.


what did you do Spicy?


xxpssyslayerxx are u even canadian?


check imadethis


If I saw the actual animal being slaughtered I wouldnt eat it


PhenomPlasma dude everyone knows here Indian food is superior XD


Aye


Curryyy


Curry good


Dude, it's like 3 AM and I want curry now.


Oh god


Murder factory


Actually we have gravy, curry is frm the Brits


Do y'all like Japanese curry or nah?


Sounds like a horror movie name


murder house ahs s1


Ngl I appreciate them though


Urbannai I would nvr let some cut this gal!


i watched AHS s1 with like 6 friends


kitten Cool art, by the way.


kitten also dope painting gal!


Every curry best curry


Also lob u killian


Oh no, I really want curry now.


Me tooo


I think I know what's for lunch tomorrow.


did you see the greatest meme ever


Woodie wtf curry is from India, before Vasco da Gama no fooking westerners had curry XD. atleast that's what I believe


but I enjoyed it


not roanoke


never acc watched more than like 5 mins at a time


Ramen


xxpssyslayerxx


Kester I had nuggets and fries, so that's just about as sad.


I didn't like it


Yes or no?


Why were the noodles lukewarm though?


jack. XD


JACK LMFAOOAOAOAOAO


my best work imo


Lukewarm tea


PhenomPlasma Nooo nuggies are yum also I didnt cook em long enough


LyamFurious curry ain't Indian lmao


should retire at this point


Call it your magnum opus


The brits invented it


Clayberg is brit curry water coz before that Vasco dude they didn't have spice XD


Mmhm id buy it jack.


PhenomPlasma Can u donate some nugs for a good cause


I like spicy chicken nuggets from mcdonald's


Its better than Goldshlag's communism


Yes


Did someone say COmMUNOsM


Aw man, Discord doesn't have nugget emojis.


The dish by itself needed spices frm India ofc, but it's not an Indian thing. LyamFurious


It was me DIO


nuggets with cheese sauce is life


Gib


Lita oh wow, fxk me XD


Any fried food with cheese sauce is awesome, not gonna lie.


Clower welp the more uk


Yo, same, except it's 3 AM here, so that's even worse.


kfc bites in teriyaki sauce


Ric why did u ask the question XD?


PhenomPlasma why tf u awake XD?


All along...


My sleep scheduled is absolutely nonexistent.


burger king whopper without onions and tomatoes


PhenomPlasma Go to sleep plz


kitten u finna make me act up


Patrizius ohh u a foodie, np np


Two days ago, I slept at 7 AM and woke up at 10 AM.


PhenomPlasma rip schedule


PhenomPlasma Ill give u a cookie if u go to sleep


LyamFurious Also ye imma foodie who nvr eats


my metabolism is kinda fast so I can gain weight easily and lose it easy too


But how am I gonna eat the cookie if I'm sleeping?


Tamberg XD noice


PhenomPlasma get a cookie eat it and sleep XD


I should get curry for lunch tomorrow.


Me too


and my sleep schedule is 10 hours of sleep daily


kitten wow wow u know who else has that fast metabolism?


And I also really shouldn't think about curry right now.


I go to sleep at midnight


LyamFurious who?


I guess peanut butter Oreos have to suffice for now.


Well I sleep at about 2 am but go to bed around 12 am XD


kitten ME!


I'm in bed for, like, 22 hours a day.


I am my bed


I was plump in my preteen years but now things changed


PhenomPlasma no bro, I modtky sleep walk coz I don't do much XD


skinny legend


I am sitting on my bed


I evolved from a chicken nugget to a wooden plank


kitten I mean it's okay to be skinny,


Quack


It's okay to gain weight


Hey, ducky pal!


I'm average jk


Quack, yes so that I can eat ur juicy meat. Churchyy


Hello


What


Comrade


I wish I had a scale so I knew how much I weighed


Oh no, the Communists are here.


My guess is like 210


solid guess


Hey hey


That's onion


Shush


Onion cutie


Anni I kinda guessed from the onion in a Communist army uniform picture you had for a bit.


Well I weighed in at 225 last time I checked but Ive visibly lost weight/gained muscle so Im probably sitting at 210


OK.


PhenomPlasma dude I'm Russian myself


I support cappie


how tall are you bagels?


Ifyouon mind me asking


I like gucci


There we go


ok king pop off


Omg onion


65 with my boots


that's tall


kitten Oh, cool.


Worship ur new dictator


Punke nah y'all starved a nation so much Karl Marx was rolling in his grave how Russia calls itself communists


Bagels I was 55 kilos last time I checked XD


Dw I also got my boots measurement


61 but 63 in tims


Bagels Im almost as tall as u


So thats like what 140 pounds


Vicky let me introduce to u kerala XD


I'm 5'9 in heels hehe


Intyre But but free cookies


One time I dated a girl who was 60 and she wore heels


Kerala is best communist state imo


Dang, I'm like, 5' 8.


I'm 5'11 in heelys


I'm 5'7, pretty average


Meanwhile in 6ft land


Idk my HEIGHT XD


Stop comparing heights XD


I almost find it weird when I can make eye contact without looking down


I am fooking short!


6ft with heels is like 64


Yeah dude


i'm 9 feet and 11 inches


Direct eye contact


Sex was weird


Ive always wished I was taller but meh


Bagels tmi


Lul


I don't look at people's faces when I talk to them


they hate it


everyone stares at my forehead


At this point Im used to it


Well thats kinna oof


Harry Potter scar luv


I usually look down out of anxiety ngl


Okay do Any1 one of u feel weird when u talk to people causing u not to look into their eyes XD? OR IS IT ONLY ME?!


People always stare at my septum


I always get hey nice septum” as a greeting or compliment


I always look people in the eye


i usually look In the eyes


Iwatani Naofumi 6ft5 11


I try to look at people's faces when talking. I'm pretty average in height though.


kitten I'm the same way. It freaks me out a bit unless I really like them


I almost always look directly in the right eye.


everyone hates it


Left gets no love from me.


Idk doesnt it feel reassuring when someone makes eye contact


LyamFurious If I'm awkward, I tend to avoid that. But if I get into a really passionate topic, then sometimes I can look at them in the eyes and not care about it.


It feels like they genuinely care bout what you sayin


or sometimes I stare just to make people scared


Even if they dont


I'm Supah wheter u like it or not


jack. I dun care about height tbh as long as they cool


!pick 4735


I never look em in the eye unless I'm being serious


PhenomPlasma I fooking hate eye contact especially with girls XD


Don't care about height?


Same onion. I mean I usually lean taller women but like I really don't care that much


I always like seeing guys that are like 5254 get with a lady thats like 60 like damn you go bro, you climb that tree


I'm not 6 foot and no one has ever commented I was too short. It's always that I'm too fat.


Why did I get deep fried laugh emojis smh


tbh if Im looking you right in the eye its a dead giveaway that Im just trying to look like Im paying attention superficially


Bagels bet those guys have a lot of money


why we always talk about heighht


Then you're crossin the line


either that or your face is just really interesting


some people tall, some people short


Oh cool


Fnjosk Fax


mcnewyork ikr look at these fools


Sometimes they have good personalities


Jennine welp it's fun uk XD


Why cant everyone just be 3ft smh


LyamFurious I guess it kinda depends? If it's someone I don't really know well, then yeah. Otherwise, I don't think it's too bad.


I wish everyone was just smurfs


I wish I could be a tiny human being


lmao


If Im paying attention with my ears, my eyes are probably roaming loo


Riding beatles


Lilian communism doesn't work in nature XD


Fighting snakes


Ten why 3ft


Smurf gang


I wish I was taller


We would use less resources


Riding beatles? oh no


Theres only 2 left now


PhenomPlasma again I don't know how to interact with a chick, if a cute chick talks to me I am done XD


LyamFurious Communism is a natural force


Big feet Isupahfly


oof


I'm perfectly fine with my height. Not like I could really do much with a few extra inches anyways.


girls be mad weird about height


My feet are large asf


If u want to see feet hook me up


Ima show u feet


I have really large hands


My feet hella huge


Seriously don't do it


Girls: Ill love anyone!


Also girls: 6 foot and over only please


I'm just messin arou


I already posted ankles, Isupahfly can have the feet spot.


Oh god


jack. pls don't flex ur muscles mate XD


my ears are small af


This is getting intimate whoop


LyamFurious I feel ya. I used to be really freaking awkward. I think it's gotten a bit better this year.


kitten U just say the bravest things in the world don't u?


Cmon cmon not all gals are like that folks


Bagels yeah this always gives me problems bc I'm 5'11 and I'm just short of it:/


We talkin about hand size


I got a massive forehead


They don't really care about anything else


Except money XD


a smol guy with a major dong is kinda like a suzuki jimny, compact but can get you places :


I used to have a meme for that


6ft standard is weird


Fnjosk Yaaaz kweeen


And I know who like foreheads more Coldrak3r


Bruh I legit will date anything human smh


XDXD


anyone taller than me is fine


PhenomPlasma oh cool


Longest schloong in existence


Nop


Gratianna okay then date me XD XD XD XD


If a guy is smaller than me Ill honestly just be impressed


Fnjosk and breaks down when you most need it


one guy that liked me weighed less than me and it made me kinda insecure


that too


Fnjosk I've heard that Peter Dinklage is very cute


kitten me on my period


kitten How?


Lynne I mean... Not gonna say I wouldn't


yes


Hultin also I am kidding


LyamFurious We are already shipped wdym


Girls see 511 guys as 4 feet tall and 60 guys as gods


I'm 122lbs he's around 115


he was the same height


Flanders I thought u shared ur luv u are married uk XD


Bagels insert stereotype


Do you know how hard it is for a man to be smaller than me without undoubtedly having dwarfism? Im 51


I'm average he's really skinny


U can look like a gremlin after getting fed the entire night


Hmm well guys one thing


LyamFurious We have to share


I am feeling insecure XD!


I know a few 411 gals


I mean regardless of the girls looks there will be one guy


Who will want that coochi


Hello


Osher I'm sorry... S H A R E?


Actually tho what does height rlly effect


Same thing probably applies to men too but it's not as blatant


Rozamond yeah communism she says XD but I luv her XD


Kylstra yes


Milly whether or not you can dunk


That it tho


NBA prospect children


I have no freaking clue. I don't really understand how a few inches of height makes any difference, and I couldn't care less, but I guess I'm weird.


Imagine not dating a dude coz he has smol pp


Amirite my dudes?


I can get my kid into hockey at a young age and when he grows up to be 6something, add some ice skates, and he big boi that will wreck people


PhenomPlasma some other inches does have a grave impact u XD


Not saying girls are pickier when it comes to sexytimes, Im just saying toys have less emotional baggage and are more socially acceptable for women for some reason


I couldn't do rhythmic gymnastics because of my feet size


sounds a lot like eugenics but


Like girls who are like ew not 6 ft are dumby, guys who think all girls like that r dumby, and guys who dont like tall ppl cuz they are insecure and have smol pp r dumby


ik this is not the place for pet pics but i just wanna show yall


what is happening yo


I have big pp thank u for asking


nice bird


wow the bird has a nice dog


my pp is huge


I have birds too


Bagels I didnt ask xd


25 inches


Not u


Your dad asked


just saying, cut the pp talk here's 13 years old here


U have smol pp bagels


I'm 15


Jack for mod LMFAO


kitten pls close ur eyes or let's go to slow XD


This is gunna end with everything getting muted


me for mod


Take my star


MC for president


Make me mod


I will cut down on crime 100


Birbo Bargins, the Hobbirb


Ban bagels 2020


crime rate drops to 0


Na na LYAM KILLIAN PAYN FOR KING OF ZAWORLDO!


I can only imagine. I applied to be a mod so I wanna look good for when they mute it.


I will make everything legal


That's how u fight crime


He's not wrong


weebs are weird


I almost dated one


Isupahfly nothing is illegal unless u get caught


jack. you are cute can we uhh...


I wanna code for this server but being a mod sounds not super swag cheese


as someone who is half Japanese


yes


Ries Indian exams be like XD


yes they are


Can't have crime if nothing is criminal. Big brain moment.


he looks like a butch lesbian


Prison is not a room if u go outside


Huh


ket


Pls pp jack.


Whats Australia then


Nice


wat


Laaspere on fire


oh


lmaooo


3:20 AM and hungry.


xxpssyslayerxx Sounds lit


I'm hungry and Jack is posting birds


Dude is teasin me


Im so depressed that made me laugh fr


Is there a scale to measure weebness? From liking ghibli films, to casually watching anime, to sprinkling your english with grammatically incorrect japanese to waifu pillow... I feel like Im missing a few steps


Fnjosk gal it's okay to be weeb


xxpssyslayerxx I am harnessing my dad humour abilities


PhenomPlasma watch nikocado avocado and you will be happy to starve yourself


I know I know


Im proud onion


Prison is really easy. It's a piece of cake. Monday they make you workout, bring all the equipment, tuesdays is cooking day, they make you cook, wednesdays is reading day, they make you read. Now if you're not gay, you're not gonna like thursdays


I feel like I'm the super casual one. I liked a few Ghibli films, but I've never watched any anime beyond that.


Calling people weebs is not very kawaii of you


I iust wanna know if theres a scale out there


Tank uuu


I've been a waifu once it's disgusting


Remember those kids who would naruto run to lunch every day


Fnjosk welp if u watching ghibili film I would say u are weeb


I wonder what theyre doing nowadays


I speak Japanese so I'm allowed to type Japanese is chat. It's the law.


Wait you mean like dating a weeb? kitten


Bagels they Stan kpop now


I was 14 and innocent


I need to eat


Bagels plus ULTRA! OR ZAWORLDO XXD


Kpop


Being a waifu sounds like a not fun time


Iwatani Naofumi I friendzoned a weeb


14 and innocent


U r 15 now


How do u even


star this so everyone can see what kind of a person angel is


No thanks


15 and staying home


Isupahfly idk


I mean like being shoved into the role


OwO priest kun what r u doin


Fun fact, anime is made for children and teenagers so if you're an adult who obsesses over it youre weird in American AND Japan.


before that I didn't interact with guys at all


Good thing the next message wasn't included


Fnjosk well waifu typically means some 1 who is well suited to be a wife, so from people's perspective it can vary


Theres also husbundos


My husbundo is Sebastian from black butler ngl


Conlin like me and onion, onion a perfect waifu and me perfect husband XD


Hm, I thought Grave for the Fireflies was a pretty dark movie that probably wasn't targeted at children.


Oh cmon man. let's not joke about rape, it's really insensitive.


I like turtles


Bagels yeah this always gives me problems bc I'm 5'11 and I'm just short of it:/


Iwatani Naofumi Doesn't matter how tall you are it matters how long you are


That as well killian


Rizika okay I am crashing the ship XD


NOOO


Im long n thicc


U husbundo 1


Fishman aww cute cute


Hoii bop its downloaded


ya lets not joke about sexual assualt:S


I'm thiccn't


assault


Ghibli is more like Disney than anime.


There is also culture that doesn't turn u into cyberzombies looking at unrealistic animated beings for pleasure.


Knee it is better than Disney XD


kitten lmfao thiccn't


Ramey I'm playing over wifi rn testing it because me mom use ethernet cable


Anime like MHA, Bleach, and Pokemon are like the Saturday morning cartoons.


True


true


jack youre trans oo?


I'm gonna need to add thiccn't to my vocabulary now.


BoopBoop Okie hmu of u wanna throw controllers


They are fooking superiors to any western cartoon XD


tbh i always knew you showed lots of signs


I mean anime is just short for animation. In Japan the kids told me that SpongeBob was their favorite anime.


Yes, my body screams feminine


tbh I like sometimes watching anime intended for the younger audiences, specifically pripara because I like how every conflict is solved by making friends and being wholesome and my soul just really needs that


Yeetus


Candyce Is your xbox still broken?


Knee ever heard of on e piece XD


yeezus


BoopBoop STaP IT DEF IsNT


I watched first episode of boku no pico


that was enough


Jack stfu


Bagels that's assault


especially compared to the harsh real world


I like demon slayer and idgaf who it's intended for


!pick 1563


One piece is made for kids


Whos child


You should take your sixth grade edgelord humor somewhere else, mister.


one piece takes 1300 episodes to fix luffys daddy issues


Knee that is considered to be the king of Manga and king of all Japanese cartoon XD XD


BoopBoop No thanks. You can do that yourself.


i aint never seen it


I know youre not listening bc you have a higher rank or youre allegedly older or youre allegedly a grown man and Im not or whatever bs excuse your juvenile edgelord mind comes up with in the fleeting moments of clarity where you can type offensive, unfunny jokes” in front of hundreds of people anonymously. But I tried to be polite about it.


I should see it


oo i like anime


Me too


adjusts weeb glasses


Bagels Do u just copy and paste that


Yup


YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES


Well oofer


REEE


when will you learn


U FRIcKing FRICKs


sonic


SANIC


Like when I was over there, a lot of the teachers in Japan were surprised I had seen anime. I asked them why and they said cause you're an adult


pls fedora


no offense but some people get absorbed in the anime and Japanese culture in general too deeply


Knee XD


I was a teacher


Kindergarten through 9th grade


that's why there a lot of jokes about weebs


kitten What is what now


Weebs are cute XD


im kinda a fedora in like a really feminine well groomed well taken care of socialized body xd


thats actually self aware oo


Haley wym by a fedora


somebody tagged me


uhhh a person that watches anime


Alright let's discipline ya'll


isnt that what a fedoralord is?


MaFayce went to japan, he's never been the same


kitten Im kinda a weeb like I dunno I just like western cuisine and anime I guess but I think theres a difference between that and having a body pillow


Fedora the explorer


Takakura you are right


Haley ahhh i get it. I casually watch anime but not to like a point i am absorbed in it


IS THAT GABE


kitten true, I tried to get my friends to stop watching hentai, didn't realize they had already fallen into the abyss. That's why I'm here in this server


Hanus XD u like Sao XD XD FOOKING Sao but I respect ur opinion


Japan is a great place and you all should see it.


unzips


but i also like makeup and exercise and like beauty and clothes and cute things and reading


and psychology


i like hentai


Also people being like U WATCH ANIME WEEB gets old fast


if you gaze into abyss the abyss gazes back


and video games and food oo


and friends


Makeup is gr8!


and working


and dating


Haley oooh psych and video games are fun:D


I'm a makeup addict


LyamFurious I was joking


and making things oo and art


same kitten


it's not funny anymore


Haley bruh who dates in the land of covid


kitten do you inject it or smoke it


kitten Yeah I eat makeup as well


and conversations


Dougherty thank God praise holy Jesus XD


Knee i do


You like listening to music? that's rare


Haley also I hope u had a gr8 bday and sorry to not say hi!


jack. swallow


ohh i matched with a person on tinder


I keep buying coral lipstick in similar tones. I need to stop


who cosplayed


kitten okay let's not get coarse


jack.6227 but i create too


as a person from naruto


Animal Crossing


Ppl who r going out to date and spread covid kinda sug like I get it but still


and he called me gorgeous


Fnjosk same with me but burgundy red ones


Aufmann virtual dates?


Making music is awesome!


Haley coz u are duh XD


i love music


i like hentai


Coldrak3r we can't be friends anymore


and my birhtday was really nice


my friend bought me like 4 dresses


Iwatani Naofumi When I said going out I meant physically going out


because shes like you need to wear more of them


Good for u haley


Ragnar im cry


and my parents bought me a haircut and a comforter


and food oo


Pittman oh my b


and were super sweet


I have 2 dresses both of them are black


and lots of people wishing me happy birthday


Cool cool I am glad u had a gr8 day haley!


i got lots of blue ones now


I can attend funerals for a living


and a purple one oo


Brb gonna make dinner


and a yellow sundress


I have one dress. I'm gay.


I look like a depressed emo child half the time


You got a lot of good stuff haley!


what about the other half


The other half I look like a potato


I got a mini fridge for my room for my bday


normally i just wear skinny jeans


yoga pants and leggings


Okay I am better now


I haven't worn real pants in like 3 months.


and exercise shorts


and sweats oo so like


Cogif?


Whats cogif


dresses are gonna be a huge shift for me


Holly covid XD


Oof


I look like a nun or I dress really fancy


people taking advantage of my birthday to dress me up


I do like nun looks though don't @ me XD


I wan buy more clothes online but covid be blocking me


I wear a midi skirt to school


or a mini skirt


LyamFurious U the best cutie nun


LyamFurious what have u been watching?


Larsen aww ty ty


LyamFurious youre a hot nun


Lewddd


I am hot though and ty


are you hearing peoples sins?


Ppl legit lewd nuns tho


U guys admit it XD


Yall need jesus


J E U S


Naval nothing related nun XD


i need a nun:S


But yeah I like nuns though


Unless they want to kill me XD


Hol up wut


Bruh


okay slightly pg13 story


But yeah they are extremely kind


so like the netflix is shared with my family


Uh oh


and on my dads account


the recently watched


one time had this show called


naked nuns with big guns


im like dad...


Haley xD


Noice


Dads do worse ngl


Imagine his search history


why is this junk even on netflix xx


anyone wanan chat


Wat


imagine my search history


I have met few nuns, they are extremely kind and generous so I like them


am very drunk and inneeed of a good vc


oof i can only imagine what he does alone in his room tbh


Idk what history or anything states


Coldrak3r Kittens and rainbows cuz u a cutie


its probably really gross dont wanna think about it


guys can be gross


big sad


Gerrald


Coldrak3r ik it involves forehead tho


Imma prob vc in a sec also master


Yeah I was gonna vc too


join me bois


Yeetus


I'll be in 4


in four corners


even double gross because dad probably gross raised to the gross power


blomps my peoples


blomps OO?


Liquid ur dads search history


Mini Alchemist!


girls can be gross too tho


K will join vc


Mini Alchemist Hoiii blomp


But not with my voice


:D!


pssh i can be really mean but people think im like


the most wholesome cute thing that ever existed


big sad


Mini Alchemist It okie u best mom


and when i say i can be mean theyre like


Moms are actually super amazing


yeah okay


I have backup today.


Nioceee


whats blomp mean oo


I brought out the big guns. Dad.


Blomp is like a hug


ohhh


blomps


reee


BLOMP


A boop and a glomp


cringe


Gooey hug


Jack go away u hater


Mini Alchemist u can use KD bot uk, u don't have to speak u can text


I am SUPPOSED to be cringe


Ight gonna go watch a Al Pacino flick c y'all later


jack is nonbinary


Me and master in four corners


What's that now


Wesle cya bro!


Boiii redacted


you use they them pronouns


the vc in four corners is littt


Okk


and are inbetween the gender spectrum


somewhere oo


There's only two genders


Oh no


I cant keep up with genders.


Especially now I have been drinking


I am just kidding


Everyone is a dude.


there are 48


Only 48 XD


Dude


YK as a nonbinary person, i am really glad coronavirus is only killing male and females


Im bamboozled


people say that but gender is a social construct of stereotypes and social norms and expectations that people are expected to follow by their peers and parents


All the other 48 genders are safe


Welcome to Goodburger home of the Goodburger can I take your order?


I have no clue and this convo I beyond my understanding XD


sex is different from gender


I am just being drunky


pls mock there are only 2 genders


Mini Alchemist now is the best time to join VC XD


oookay


Noice


Need my headphones.


tbh i think everyone should be able to do what they want and stereotypes are dumb and we are just all made out of atoms arranged in different ways


And a refill


so like in a way we are all the same


Thank you colonialism for enforcing Eurocentric gender norms


But I can't deny basic science to make you feel better, osrry


very cool!


Sorry


Anyways


Fixed it!


I luv u all that's all


TO VODKA!


pls mock I can't deny basic science to make you feel better


Pls be save and kind to each other


Yua


Be saf


Anyways shift so seven dwarfs XD


idk the question of science invovles a much more in depth conversation than a lot of people are willing to have tbh


Oh 4c is filled


Oh welll


No controversy on main plz


Loralie would have joined VC be4 I slept XD


!pick 7631


im snow white


Go in serious plz


LyamFurious I can switch vcs?


Duh?! XD


Hoiii jet


welcome Jet


welcomeee


Pew pew!


LyamFurious Fine I wont change then humph


Pow pow


I spilled coffee milk on my white sheets


rip


O no


Hi! @ everyone


To avoid unnecessary informations, im going to direct. We me and my friends dont understand the transgender movement, we dont understand your thoughts, etc. So we decided to came here to have a better comprehension on the subject.


We want a serious debate with 1 or 2 people to instruct ourselves and learn more about the transgenders.


We arent trolls, we are respecting you and there will be no insults or disrespect during the debate. If youre interested, we can start the debate right now:D


why are you here and not on a specific server


why are you drinking coffee in bed?


is this a copypasta?


hi guys


it could be copypasta


coffee milk, it's a different thingBearhands


MINI!


How r u?


Mini Alchemist two genders oof


squishes my wittle Bruder


lmao


It's really hard to find a specific server


What oof?


whatchu guys been upto?


nah really easy


Jet just google stuff


Drinking.


go to disboard


Mete can u put me in 4 corners?


I can link some studies


nice...


Supah, supah, supah


there's plenty of youtube videos out there doing a good job


sounds like a peaceful day


And 8th grade biology idk


tbh science changes 2 as well oo remember it was taken as scienctific fact that africian americans were inferiror to white people


just because of racism


people can be born intersexual


Yes everything is racist


i can disprove the value of science as well


but that is a rare thing


as well as bias


However, i am sorry for the disturb. Bye everyone.


I am sure you're qualified to


kitten true


which surely can be said against the trans community


This is chaotic


Imma dip


I am not drunk enough


well the...go


bangs on VC door


Yes, the whole world is conspiring against the trans community


I agree with you


we have a weird community


pushes MINI towards the drinks


All the scientists are in kahoots to keep the trans people down


that hates interracial relationships


is it not though its pretty much illegal in most contienents in the world


europe and north america and some parts of asia


and austrillia


All relationships are the same to me. I'm too jealous, so idgaf


drags Arun with because I have snacks


It's illegal to be trans in europe?


australia?


Imagine having relationships XD


no those are the only parts you can be trans in


, what u got with u mini?


in Russia you can change your sex officially only after having therapy and surgery


I am going to casual talk


Got a veggie platter, cheese platter, chips and snacks.


Yeah because they have a different culture there, I don't think ti's the scientists conspiring against the trans people lmao


So join if u want XD


Mini Alchemist That actually sounds rlly nice ngl


Trying to snack better than normal


im just trying to open your mind to the possibility that it could be happening


and its happened in the past in history


by giving you an example


What is happening?


yeah that's different


stick to trans topic


so i can refute


As someone who understands biology. I think you have zero idea what you're talking about. There's no conspiracy against trans people, if anything, things are getting more understood. It was used to be listed as a mental illness not long ago


i dont think we understand the brain at all


We understand male/female physiology pretty good. Especially hormones


Race based science was compromised of observational and anecdotal evidence. It was not science as per the scientific method flexibility and ability to change is a strength. Not a weakness.


oh boy


reee


aight I'mma head out


Guys go to serious plz


U gun get muted


im done talking about it sorry xd


ok we done?


I came here for nice chat


hi yorkie


Guys


Did you see that strawberry challenge


Im never eating a strawberry again


Ew


I know a few guys who like it


Strawberry challenge?


Tf


what strawberry challenge


someone google


im scared to google anything mete says


I dont trust u


Same


lmao


They put strawberry in water with salt


Bugs come out


I thought it was a joke everyone doing it


Aren't bugs just bonus protein points?


idk what kinds of strawberries those people are eating


I'm disturbed


Auctus also that


Lmao


Strawberries cherries and an angel's kiss in spring


bro


thank you mete


brooo


BRROOO


for reminding me of that banger


Not looking


Naw Im avoiding that, I like strawberries


Stop


Why complain about a bonus filling?


I've just eaten strawbs


oop


Bet. Watch it


its pretty upsetting man


They should call them bugberries now


MMM bugberries


Strugberries


!pick 1468


Want berry


I cba to watch it, am waiting for my just eat to arrive


oog


oof


typing is hard


ooo summer wineee


Grape juice


that womans boobies are so pushed together they may never return to normal


what's up new york


watcha upto


waiting for bf to return from work


jack would you play me if i was a piano


I wanna learn piano


oooF


just saying free her titties


lmao


hey when u gotta go u gotta go


pls kill carvedfromstone


OMG


goddamnit


get got


I play the piano Rhona


it's fun


im not as good as I just got into it a couple of months ago


Unexpected friends


coffee is the cutest bean


awww


Coffee 2020


Omg no u ussy


u guys so cute like stop


I really wish I was working today I'm so bored


Oh same


I mean like, there's a lot I could do


And should do


I should huh


I'm excited for a new sims 4 pack


It be eco living


ewww Sims 4?


sims 3 is where its at


Sims 4 is still adding new stuff?


Heziah kun?


Im not super into sims


I love ts3 also


If only sims 3 was optimized


right/:


If only sims 3 had emotions


Like sims is janky when I play it


Coffee 2020


That's the reason why I like sims 4


!pick 1475


I capture people in a room and set fire to it in sims 4


Love it


Sims 4 have lots of bug on ps4


Ofc you do Jack


Hi onion


I dont like playing the Sims but I enjoy seeing what happens in other people's Sims playthroughs


Mete Did you put it in water?


That's why you only play sims on the pc


I dunno I like marrying celebrities and seeing what happens


Outerspace.png I do play on pc but I have a craptop smh


I like creating headcannons for the premade sims lives


jack. no i used rice


Outerspace.png same


Arent there a bunch of mods for the Sims too?


Outerspace.png I read this as creating handcannons for the sims


Heya Iwatani Naofumi


I mean technically the sims has a story behind it


Skyrim was the last story game I acc enjoyed


Yeah sammee


Onion that's entirely unsurprising


I used to go to an old ladies house and eat all her food in sims 4


Hey prison Mike! SendMeAnimeGirls


I really acted how I wish i could act IRL


The Goth family, Bella Goth gone missing, aliens


OH yeah


I even had a kid


Uh oh


I barely paid any attention to it


Ofc


let me see if he's still alive


See when I play skyrim I'm a kleptomaniac but I'm not a bad person. Onion you give off vibes that you dont even quick save before you start murdering the towns folk


Parenting 101


I didnt once


Hez that makes sense


I had to restart


i downloaded the mod that let me kill the kids


no regrets


Annoying dickheads


i created a dope house tho


It was kinda fun tho seeing ppl fly off cliffs


That sounded better in my head...


I divorced Bella and Mortimer Goth bc I feel like in ts4 Bella ends up with Don and then dies


Show us your house!


Why?


Now that's art


hey guys who is mod on reddit


is mete here?


What does that even mean..


I need help


I'm being harassed on reddit


r/Unexpected Mods


Dude


Mnfh is no more


Uh oh


wat


Subreddit mods are unexpected's


yes it is


you arent there?


oh yeah i forgot


I'm out then


Yall missed the announcement


I'm getting destroyed


lmao


SORRY!


no


I will check for now


I'm being made fun of for apparently being suicidal


sims house Outerspace.png


However dont come here for issues related to mnfh from niw


Now


Mete read my DM or I'll kiss you.


Its alright


I'm st00pid


whho's harassing you tho


everyone


entire chat room


I'm such an easy target


How so?...


don't worry


like its gotta be me


i'll white knight for you


Sigh


i dont see coffee oo


where is she


hiii onion oo


Henlo


hiii coffee


I like your cube house jack.


Hello Haley


thx


im sorry btw onion:S


I remodeled my sims 4 city living spaces


i will kick my kid and wife out now


awww


start over


does someone here has Ableton Live cracked? :


Jack no


thanks jack


hi haley


hiii Dharma


also I was playing sims earlier too


its fun


I love it


what happened to mnfh?


I turned a two bedroom apartment into a three bedroom with tiny living stuff


Haley read the announcements


not sure


Hi I have a question


Ask


What's up


I think I have an ingrown toenail


But idk how to get it out and I don't feel comfortable removing it myself


you dont remove it


you put a bandaid on it


Dig it out, use or but toenail scissors and then put ointment on it and a bandaid


and itll pull it up


clean it out man


!pick 4262


Only sharp thing I have rn is a box cutter


Soak your foot in warm/hot water for 30 minutes, clean it with H peroxide or rubbing alcohol and pull it out/trim it


ooof


yeah definitely clean it


most skin can actually be cut on your toe front can be cut and you wont feel it


You might need to buy supplies


One time I had to cut off my whole toenail


Oh yikes


I would cry


oof:S


omg


I Soak your foot in warm/hot water for 30 minutes, clean it with H peroxide or rubbing alcohol and pull it out/trim it


jack. ima do this one


If you have espom salt that helps a lot too when added to the hot water


I'll tell my sister to get supplies before she gets home from work


I also have a tiny blister


oo i wanna get a pedicure


I wore flats yesterday bc I felt like it then regretted it


what happened?


Got blisters


from the flats?


how oo


Yeah I wasn't wearing socks and they were tight


And I went to the store in them and got called some stuff


Oof


Never leaving the house in feminine clothes again


im sorry:S


I'd rather be accepted and hate my body then love my body and be judged


I want to be trans but I don't have a ton of support


And yesterday was the first time I went out in feminine clothing and I practically got kicked out of the store


im sorry people can be very discriminatory


ciao


ooo


Well, the change of name was unexpected


so


yeah


harHar


heya


hello


hru


how come


Where tf is the masterbating emote?


So new mods?


oop


rosesaredumbhacked same mods


Hi y'all


Prob removed it


Well played mete.


Ah k


hi Haley youre beautiful Haley


im back


Ruberta gg ez


What's up people


Hi mete


miss me?


mete mete


I dont know who you are to be honest


Hey


Corona Extra Thicc Thighs


how about now


lmao why did MNFH disown you


hi twiggy


Hi!


hi beans


Howdy Beans


Heya


hi rose


Hi yall!


heyo again beans


how ya been doin


I shouldn't be concerned, but am curious as to y mnfh chose to team up with r/unexpected? Admins


Hey y'all I'm great listening to music in the night


why not


Gaming Addiction good!


why @ mods for that


failed verification be like


RUN THIS TOWN


jayz


oh is that jack


with the twin towers


sadly


nice name change


one and only


bene a while


Thanks


hiii ussy


youre beautiful


hi Haley baby


ok good talk, will pop back in another month or so, love u all


!pick 5211


Goodbye friend I'll never forget you


Why isnt jack mod yet


Why isn't Outerspace.png mod?


like go to the gym four times a day


is MaFayce still mod? test


I'm too scared to be mod here


Coffee seems too nice to be a mod


coffee is an Angel


Ha ha ha


mete for mod when


It's okay, it's true. I have nothing better to do. I'm unemployed and constantly on my phone or PC


he's not mod HW he was temp


ban mete


jack. dont talk about him that way


I kid about the failure thing btw


did someone say my name


SendMeAnimeGirls


well my old name


wtf is jack soft now


I was a temp mod on here at one point


Wally no hes off


I just have zero interest enforcing rules


jack off


when it comes to 9000 people


thanks twiggy


Put some respekt on elliots name pls


jack.


first time that's joke's been made


those are your muscles


LMAO


ded


accurate


Alright folks I am out of here


it probably is tbh


Gn sweet dreams adiose


bye lyammm


Hi and bye XD


Bismuth is playing despacito in party vc lmao


jack is an absolute legend for that one


8lb 6oz baby jack


what is that hunger games thing?


Oh the server has a new name


Hello!


The made me fast 17 days


hw and ell


I call it March in America, when ppl went crazy and bought up everything cuz its the zombie apocalypse Dharma


Unexpected Friends... MMMh


Ha ha ha zombie as if


Guys is anyone here from Argentina


Anyone from Israel


hi nav


Yeah


the discord is now teamed with the subreddit r/unexpected:


I'm from both


Anyone from East Africa?


Yeah I'm from there too


yo jack, i got IP banned


Dildoaura is a citizen of the world


for repeated, multiple violations


because i keep bringing the bot back


nav


ohhh


Oh you made the bits?


Bot


PhoenixMoondust


i thought it was cause of all the bullying we did on rpan


i made navsnoobot on reddit


it's been banned like 12 times now


Yeha why did they keep banning them


i just bring it back up w/ a new name


It was so annoying


Had to keep adding them back to r/lonely


Was it a copyright issue?


it takes me like 2 mins to bring a new bot up


aight i'm back fellas


snoo


Fuckspezbot or whatever it was called was the best one


but this time i'm trying to make some changes so that anyone can deploy their own bot


lmao yeah


fuckspezbot was mine too


lmao


that was after navsnoobot6b got banned


I remember it well


what's their issue with tho


the bot itself


or the name


Almost everyday there as a new bot


no idea, apparently yesterday they cracked down on all the bots


Which sub


snooful got suspended, chatplacebot got perm banned


PhoenixMoondust


Like why tho what's wrong with bots


lame


and i got IP banned


for what reason?


all 3 of my accounts got deleted


what server?


They really don't like you ay


Or sub


Mini Alchemist u drunk yet?


for snooful a and chatplacebot, they said


lmao it's funny


reddit is anti bot?


cause the bots helps


Reddit is a to everything


What subreddit are you talking about


the bot was banned for minor sexualization, cause that makes sense


Anti


Wait what


Well, you never know


ironic because I don't remember navsnoo having anything specific to that


If subway from jared coul;d do it


so can your bot


True


out of all the things it did have:p


Expect the unexpected


this guitarist is killin the game in here


mine said


slay kween


navkthx is that ss the bot or main


that SS was ChatPlaceBot


the 2nd one is my bot


they can easily fram bots so not surprised


i wanna sign this guy


what's their issue with the bot anyway


Why do they care


everyone needs to come hear this guy


im listening


p good


where


oh but Mete, i got the same msg on all 3 of my accounts: main, bot, botdev


it's on par with jesus himself


jamming over his stuff


the first time they banned it for violent content


so like 99 of this server users


Robots are getting out of hand


pay this person a billion dollars


omg ppl


Ong


you're missing it


get in vc


The boy is a murder too


it's legendary


Bot


we have a new greatest guitarist on earth


i'm sobbing


a new buckethead?


it's like when an angel kisses you on the mouth


not exactly


more like a new Andy McKee


thanks Dania she/her for ruining it


sorry


I was listening to Roni


mute yerself goddangit


ty


hey dania


Wait so how does this work


You're good kid Bismuth


i didn't really hear anything from your side anyways


There are so many channels on this server jfc


hiii


Waddup


his guitar sounds good. I need a new acoustic


he needs a better mic doe


this is some webcam sheet


is this live?


yup


Anyone from Toronto?


nice job


i'm from hamont


close enough


I'm from Ireland its pretty close


Ahh close


Frankfurt


Only a little pond in the way


Lmao


Couple minutes


!pick 2236


u fast


indeed


Atlantic ocean? Bah seen bigger pools of water in my local swimming pool


Yeah man boycott the Atlantic ocean


serpent94 stratford


I wish there wasn't ping delay. I want to jam with this guy


were you guys taught that there are 4 oceans, or 5?


What do you play


guitar


i grew up being taught 4, but some people consider the antarctic ocean the 5th


Nice


I got my 7 string playing some soulful leads:p


No wait


5 idr remember


I have like early onset alzheimers


hello


ohh


Hello all!


hullo main chat


why is everyone leaving


dunno


was this a planned performance


I hope not


mob leave


i'm following the crowd


Everyone started to leave


I panicked


hnnn


aha


i do that too elias


can't talk to myself


:c


it be like that


yea


u


can


I have some of the best conversations with myself


err on voice chat tho?


ew


VC


don't multiple people hear that?


hear


I'll join for jackbox in a bit


i mostly reenact imaginary arguments from centuries ago


Same


how do you play


i joined the jackbox


ah so we are having a jackbox thing? people kept leaving so i wasnt sure


how do you join


What is a jackbox?


it's a game


click on Prison Mike's name and click join stream


busy


cant


in the VC


srry


Oh no thanks. Thank you for explaining though.


i was too late D:


aw:c


next round!


Saddd


technical difficulties


ooof


what's the question


what even is this game


this reminds me of cards against humanity


Looks like a kahoot ripoff


wow the audience is always split


yes the art game


i love art


babe wtf


i dont know who bucky is


He's a soldier


From Marvel


aww a baby


i seee


i wanna participate so bad


fmlll


Tough luck


lmao


There's always next year


!ban SquidSquad


What happened


!pick 4427


tru


Hello all


when everyone is in jackbox so main is dead


shoutout to finland


Hey


i got fam in finland


ho


hi


Ello there


this is hard


gas me up?


im hard


Bruh


nooo


!pick 3684


mete's voice is hot


bruh


';P0/T M


Mafs?


uwu


OWO


s


t


o


p


There ya go


!pick 9134


!bal


!balance


Hi?


!weekly


hii


!daily


Hey


Sup


playing runescape


on a 7 day vacation


What no way


ya oo


No fair


why


Pls daily


Because im stuck in quarantine


How long have you been stuck?


My 6 days off is coming to an end today


Looomg time


Not even going out for walks?


I can do that but social distance


Yeah, if you have anywhere quiet and full of nature, be they fields, woods, a river or lake, then make the time to go there. If you can.


They are a right that every employee should have I guess.


Though it sounds like you are working every day?


Hello sexy people


How ya doin


Heyy


Yes


Bish


Saying sexy people is exclusionary, tsk tsk


NO


Everyone and everything is sexy


Ehhh


I can think of several things that arent


Do children fall under that?


Jelly Bean paedophile confirmed


JK


Umm no


Children can't be sexy


I'm not a nonce


bish


omg


Oof


ffs


The plot thickens.


Nonce


aight imma head out


Bradway You're a nonce


Sirois same


Howdy, pardners


20min past midnight good time to wake up


Would do a call centre job with all the VC I do here


If you feel like losing your soul slowly then go ahead.


But you won't get superpowers in exchange.


For that, I recommend human sacrifice.


Daugherty


wyr


Oop


Wrong server


!pick 8653


Goat probably works better than human


!pick jellybean


SunfloweRain we have a beta druid guys. I am all about being an alfalfa warlock.


Humans are better.


This powder of milo I kept in the fridge turned into a fudge, and I want it for choccy milk.


oh no


This is cursed


Coldrak3r it happens when you play press the button for first time


I'm a blessing to society


me too thanks


no ur a nonce feck off


i played jackbox for the first time in general Mete


!work


!balance


Well slowed down considerably


Prr prr pow pow


Woah there


O.o My eyes will never unsee this


happy birthday donkyhot


Thank you 3


Habbi borthdei donkyhot


Thabk mr rebdacted


we are doing cards against humanity if ur down. Join party channel


whaaat!


damn i missed playing cah online


we havnt started yet


waiting for a few more


you use yagdb right?


I am gonna sleep soon sadly


use the bot it's better


what are we talking about?


let me in


Gone ok stop making fun of my username


Smh


They're playing games Onion


Bruh I aint psychic


So my Therapist appointment is in one hour


Why am I nervous?


I was letting you know


Unsure, I get anxious about doin things though, a lot of the time I gotta turn my brain off and just do it


And then I forget to turn my brain back on


DPP21 Therapy can be nerve racking cuz how open u are tbh


It's my third Therapist


Heziah Also Im jus salty everyone doin tings without me


I should be used to it


My gradma showed up unexpectly or id be in VC too


Well it's not like people can wait for you to show up Onion


DPP21 Nooi its a new person like a stranger pretty much Im the same


Funny how human beings couldn't stand each other till they were told to stay away from each other.


That's not true. I hated others long before the dark times


I am emotions


mcnewyork same


Lmao


I just exist as a ball of feelingd


mcnewyork hopefully good feelings


Meh a mix


Heziah They can wdym


I want portabello mushrooms


Sp?


I mean, I passed out from screaming, had my machete stolen from me while I was passed out, and it killed my will to live and I died so i'm kiiind of an apex predator


Wow


!pick 3333


Heziah fair enough


Imma get you next HG


I thought you were asleep


I always woke up at 6 or 7 am


Is that what time it is for you rn?


Yeah


Good to know, i'll have to remember that you're 12 hours ahead of me


American?


franz kafka


Now that's bad you'll be robbing me


Coldrak3r hi yes I've only read Metamorphosis


Yeehaw I'm very American


Where in US?


Texas


welcome Deckao


Ooh I know a guy from Texas in another server


He said I'm 13 hours ahead of him


Bruh Deckao


It's 6:30PM for me rn, he could be in West Texas though


He's in the North


It's currently 7:28 am for me


Hey yall


I keep entering and leaving since I messed up on my verification process so sorry


fml, been running my monitor at 60hz..


Ok yeah you're 13 hours ahead of me too then


Also howdy Deckao


!pick 7471


Chuckles one of my friends made a similar mistake so we pinned it


, i had my monitor for about a month maybe less i think


Heziah


im still shiet at games though


made the switch from consoleps4 to pc..


Oooh I can't imagine making a switch like that. I grew up hopping between pc and console literally was playing counter strike when I was like 5


pc bad unless you use apple


apple best


apple keep doctors away


dumb windows


steve jobs lookin like bill gates


what i dont like about apex, i cant play solo like in MW


I kinda hate how solo feels in MW though


i dont like apex at all


I'm more used to playing in squads where people are more aggro. In solo they hide everywhere and shoot ya in the back


Imagine playing battle royales


im gonna go sleep, feeling not so well


ttyl


Coldrak3r Im lvl 470 in apex, nini


It's hard having such great taste in things


Gn Cold, feel better


There was a 20 of people in my neighborhood drinking and they all claimed to be family rip


!pick 6592


Rip heziah where u go bab


Oh I'm on my phone at my moms place


Oh? Same?


hi friends i hope everyone is having a nice day 3


im lvl 4 in apex, i hardly play it


been playing Valorent mainly


hello bbynazx


I mean I dun know any alternative to apex on console so


Hoii naza u too


fornite, and mw:warzone all battle royale style


Low ttk is optimal


somehow won a game on fornite, gotten top 20 in mw warzone. but notice a lot of mw are console players


Tbh I dun rlly like battle royales all that much I jus have a lotta friends who play emmm


i got them cuz its free


Hoii kitty


Ye that too