Is it ok if he dms the pic


Why?


When I was 6 y/o I rode one for a short while with my Dad


I want to see how far you pull them out


Oh my god I just wrote an entire book for this guy and he still hasnt paid me and just messaged me after screwing me around saying sorry, I just hadnt read the story”


Dale you have any good pics of you doing aloy cosplay? Like this?


Horse riding is a very fun sport


Ive never done cosplay so no


But that is good


KitKat writing prompt?


MaFayce And your dad was cool with you being involved b/w him and the horse?


i was watching a documentary on history channel about horses. for some reason the narrator had to say that horses have the closes vaginal anatomy to humans out of any unglets


EFX


hmm


Kristos ok I get the joke,


Im confusion


Always make people put down 50 if youre doing freelance


You said you were writing a story?


also elliot:


Yeah he gave me E50 already but still owes me E100


guys I'm buying a horse


You wrote a story for only 150?


i am dying from laughter


i hate myself


I like writing it is an old passion i look forward to getting back into after the divorce


Its 10,000 words


Akib but a tiger instead, super cheap


what about sheep


So not much


I ended up writing 15,000


Ah


Ok


I heard those are in high demand in Scotland


What horses?


Im gonna actually get angry with this guy though


He's an official fuckboi in the horse world then


Oh Upwork.


Yup. The second paragraph is an action scene too


Ive never been able to get a freelance gig on that thing.


Writing like campaign lore for tabletop rpgs?


All he needed to do was just read like 5 minutes


Oh I get a few. It helps to verify your profile!


I took a picture, I can DM you my toes


Well thats the weirdest sentence I've said online


Ooh we talking TTRPGS


I like that


Dam, I don't usually get to talk to writers


Ok send to me BAMPFFairy


I don't wanna post it here for ppl who don't wanna be grossed out


No we're cool just send it


Protip dont even if she asks


Okay you need to stop doing that BAMPFFairy


I told you


Its fine


Why are you doing this?


I don't like nails


Why?


Some kind of sadomasochist thing?


Cant you just cut them down short?


No


It doesn't hurt


I've always done it


Like, as a toddler


That is a weird thing


There's a small ranch nearby to where I live


Its just how I am man


How are you going to get a boyfriend/girlfriend


Who said he ever will?


Thats how


MaFayce nice


Thats how I'll know its true love


Ya you will never be able to say you nailed it


If they don't care


Ah okay


About my hideous toes


I think if they care they would probably care cos youre pulling out nails which is an odd thing


Bold of you to assume they'll say yes to look at them in the first place


You can just put some lee press ons if you with a girl that gonna freak


And want you to stop


Lot of those egirls making custom nails these days


Maybe I'll find someone who also pulls out their nails


I'm sure I can be the only one.


Man teens these days!


those horses looking thicc MaFayce


The internet has destroyed all the teen humans


Hold up


tEEN


I was in a hurry else would've snapped a pic from closebyjack.


You pull out your nails?


Excuse you


He/she does


I have adult pants on.


Dale it was people like these that they made CATS the movie for


They just sent me a pic


I own my own home and everything


Teen pregnancy at a all time low, teen anal very high, teen titans hentai apparently very popular


That sounds terrible


I wasnt calling you a teen, BAMPF


I pay bills and tear out my nails


Oh okay


You are strange though.


I mean


Okay


That true


Thom what are you even saying?


At least if he is taken hostage in iran they cant do bamboo nail torture


People say that a lot


That is random...


wtf is bamboo nail torture


They do?


THEY DO


Weird


And it DOES seem random


To me


Hows everyone doing with quarantine?


What a weird thing to say


Nvm that topic's gone now


Indifference


I cry once a week.


Where are you from Dale


Its where they take slivers of bamboo wood and hanmer them into the skin between the finger and nailbed


Thats not too bad


Ive lived all over the world but currently in Indiana


What?


Thats where I live


Ive been meeting so many Hoosiers lately


On Discord


Well


Its terrible here


So we have to escape online


My best friend lives in madison indiana


Hmmm


Yeah what else do you do in Indiana?


Stare at corn


Hi im back


Im originally from Indianapolis which is actually a great city now!


But Im living up north


Now?


Yes


Its grown a lot.


They have so many BDSM set dungeons


Like, one of the top cities in the country for it.


Im in st louis misery. Yay bible belt


Ever since we had the Super Bowl here, every time I visit Indy its so gentrified, so many new bars and restaurants, everyone is so hipster


Really grown.


I dont even know the city anymore


Ah yes, a city of culyure They have so many BDSM set dungeons


BAMPFFairy Ah yes, a city of culture


XD


It is not


Wait dungeons where?


I removed my nails” i have extensive knowledge of BDSM culture in my area” hmmm


Lmao


busted


Fairy are you in a weird place in Indiana?


CBT pics are next i feel


Isn't it ALL weird


Not really. Indy is dope.


EEEhhh


Have you been there?


pls brazzers EFX


Yeah.


Do you know the city very well?


It me


I mean I don't leave my house much.


You have a nice smile honestly


Brazzers? Thats a weird command.


I use it to zoom into peoples photos to see a new face


Ohhh I see


Sometimes it turns up funny


Well thanks been getting that a lot. Was super depressed the last 20 years or so but getting a divorce so a lot happier recently


You dont have a pic Rajat


yea I like the cute video game controller


Rajat you indian?


Figured


Of course AB would ask that question.


pls brazzers Hertzfeld


Wrow


Ok now that looks like it maybe real


This server all fancy


Its like that song indian, it doesnt really mattter”


I'm not indian ffs


ew


EFX it took me a while to get this


avoids making racist indian joke


Cant wait for AB to grow up and find out that he is insignificant


I already know that


It will be good for him.


Woah


hey nobody is insignificant


Humbling


I need a shield


You matter


Im mostly Sicilian/German


Mom told me the day i was born


Eh.


To feel safe from all these shots being fired


Except for Donald Trump. No one is significant


So i don't have high expectations from life


except for maybe Kanye


What


And gwen paltrow


I have high expectations


hey hey


Hiiiggh expectations


What!


after goobs i dont think so about gwen either


Is that what her new Netflix show is about?


She is losing it


Shower time brb


Dale she has a new Netflix show?!


Does she give free samples?


I wonder how much the chemist that had to match her scent got paid


Dude is out there making poppers


Halo.


I mean


how do we know that she didn't lie


Thats MY question


About?


Who is making sure thats ACTUALLY what her vajayjay smells like.


her


welcome.


Yui f asparagus


Exactly like maybe she was just like This is what my vag smells like hehe and it's just lavender.


It's against the rules to ask


heat coming out the back of a PS4 is what I've heard


Could result in a ban


oh no


i am mete's fanboi


Could've been two in two


Angy i said im mete's fanboi


It got all quiet.


Something's not right.


are you pissing me ab?


Am I?


How am I to know that dude?


uwu


ewe


yuy


Hopia


Pikachu !


Did we have a server wipe or something?


Little bit ago


Also this new discord ugh. I oftenclick the photo of a user to tag them. But now we have to click the name.


I accidentally called a lot of user


I noticed that too


Because of that .


Did we lose a lot of people?


I mean the active people I usually see. Or maybe they changed usernames because I can't seem to find them when I try to tag them.


Sup?


Like who?


I'm here


I'm all you need


Awe man, almost midnight for me.


For example. Megan and KT.


Back


And today was sundaaay


Welcome back to you.


No comment.


Wb


hm.Pikachu


Because


A coincidence


Nevermind.


Just scrolling through reddit


and I found something


They are gone


And shooked me


Link me


Hence I was asking.


Would I pm you?


In DM


Okay.


I consent


No comment? Hmm is there some dramamamamamama


This would be better than watching something


i want all the dirt


my mom gave me a glass of milk


Thats weird!


and it's really hot


Why


Post mother's day gift hmmmhhh


strong bones


Back


But...hot?


Hello all


I can't sleep


I have no idea


I have to wait like 10 minutes


Pikachu Maybe if you took your eyes off discord for more than 3 minutes Tobi


Turn off the phone!


Pikachu go to bed


RIGHT now


I can't now


you absolutely HAVE to


Cause you are on


ok Im off


Anytime time with ussy is time well spent


No no


That will be torture


you must sleep


what if I say please


Do I get a hug?


And a kiss?


I'm suffocating in this love air.


I won't be able to


Nice Do I get a hug?


Pikachu nice tactics


I'm just restless


Even if she does I'm restless


I won't be able to keep my word


I'm tossing and turning


why cant you sleep


when did you go to bed last night


Hi Rose


Hey Ell!


Whats up


Make Tobi sleep


Nothing much


Tobi go to sleep


I went at 10pm


I left well last night


My soulmate


hi bebe


what is the issue tonight


I think it's cause I changed the bed sheets


did u eat too much candy


ok daily checkin over see you next week bb


I just feel diff


Also


I had bubble tea


Ill miss ya xxpssyslayerxx


So maybe that's it


hmmm


tobi tobi tobi


get off your phone


I can't I literally can't


I don't want to sleep.


I need a woman to pry it off me


I don't want it to be work


I return an am bored


sing him a lullaby.


Just open a cardi b song vid on yt your brain will sleep reflexively bc it just can't bear it


hi se se


get off of it


Tobi have you ever posted on selfies


Help me get off


No


why not


post in selfies rn


I remain behind the mask


The orange mask


tobward


do it


orange is my favorite color


hi rumour


Hi les


yellow is mine


hi tobi


hello


Tobias


I've been known to share in DM here or there


hi romour


wow


check dm


green, lilac and baby pink bang


But never in selfie


Just search Naruto breaks Tobi's mask in google and you'll see his face.


Tobi McTobleroneface


Ty sad


He's right


Just Google Tobi unmasked


I dont trust people who use the cat emojis


no problem no problem


oh my.


did somebody who uses cat emoji broke your heart.


yes


LMAO yeah


he cheated


anymore questions


Only Psychopaths use Cat emojis


turns out me and ussy had the same ex


Cheers ussy


cheers


to never bein enough


turns out it was me.


Excuse me


What if you just really really


Really like cats


Nobody interesting in here?


then you are heartless


And thats why you use cat emojis


This is my fav emoji


oh okay se


lll


bye biotch


Put the happiness in the bag


Hi kolbster


Oh you were here,i legit didnt notice lmao srry


Welcome


welcome.


hey folks!


My ex when she saw me at the same party as her


Hello. Kolbster


hello kolbster


how are you


PAL


Hey kolb


pls brazzers Kolbster


not too bad just trying to chill a bit this evening. You all doing alright?


i am not but thank you for asking


I'm thinking about not going to work tomorrow.


you dont like money?


rajatppn sorry to hear that, and hope things look up soon


BAMPFFairy Riigghttt? I would but gotta make that dinero


BAMPFFairy that's what the govt is thinking as well bc of the virus no?


No


Not for me


I still work


But i might decide to do a skiperoo


Stonks


Back


Booty


Baby


Bussy


Heyoo


I wanty baby back


Ribs


Only thing thats comin back is sexy


Im parched


I never left


Yeah you brought it back pssy


I'm fasting ffs


Guess I'll die


wait for iftaar mb


Im the pee cycle is weird


I drank like a gallon of water last night


Almost half through tonight


Gallon?


how many bottles of maple syrup is that


1 gallon is approx 3 liters


Quick mafs


There are 8k people here


Why tf aint it popping


Hi Mete


How are you


Please be good


Hellooo moss


Works for me


Whoever does @ everyone has to do a Nitro drop


madlad


Goodbye


Britney led me through Puberty


lana is leading me


wasn't britney the 40 year old lady at your local grocery store?


hello


hei


Guys! how do I get roles?


I need a mechanism to store my memes


Literally takes ages to search


elliot do you listen to desi music


Stimson dm Echo


jack. last time I listened was weeks ago with cactus


the bot hasn't dm' me though


i see


Yeah you need to


I return


Help heheh


And is it just me or has discord like gone ded rn


M Anthea you need to DM echo


dusaaa Happy birthday mate


I said hello to echo


still none


Mete dissolve slow chat


MaFayce thanks man


HBD


Have fun and enjoy


Whatever you can during the Quarantine anyways


jack. my dad is a huge fan of her


guys help huhuhu


Your dad has taste


Unknown sadly I don't know anything apart from rules


Hey Nema welcome Back


yeah man still no echo


I don't know anything better about echo


I have no roles


Maybe Mete can help?


Mete Ello mate please help


Roles mate? thank you


ahhh hehe alright mate


Ty mete n jack


False


Mete not working mate?


double whammy


Can we do hunger games


hunger games? we been in hunger games


im out here dying because i participated in hunger games


some balochi music for you. This is gonna be me n you on HW 's wedding MaFayce


the bg dancers


Just in time when the previous song endedjack.


Lmao


hi g


bold of you to assume i'll get married


when this song came out, she was the biggest celeb ever. the whole country had a crush on her


LMAO Jack, that is hilarious


Only if you sent that selfie in time


What song


MaFayce LMAO i know


I feel I have heard it before


I don't know how or where


But sounds familiar


its a really popular song with like a thousand renditions


They even say giooo in the song


they do


LMAO


i just noticed


its a sign


jack. you're making me crave Khaddi Kebab


LMFAO


3:10 giooo


ok time for me to cri myself to sleep bye


Nini Cryin G


before was was was, was was is.


gn g


jack. the second song, it's even more famous


I think it's about a Saint


yes that's a really popular folk song


yes


My Dad is a hardcore Sufi fam


Shabaz Qalandar


I know some of these things


oh yeah you're a hardcore sufi? summarize the plot of ertugrul


Yawn


gtingz good night g


HW lmao


You start to understand a little


40 hours in


jack. I've only watched first 5 episodes


you're more patient than most


lmao


you want more lit balochi music


Balochis are lit


say no more fam


Omg this one was in some movie right?


I think I've heard it too


idk


I can't understand jackshit tho


!pick 9685


me neither


Heyya


it translates tho


hey pine


What's uppp


listening to some paki music


wby


working out


Hello? BAMPF?


Are you okay? Dont touch your toenails


My day just got started lmao


BAMPFFairy


i hate dieting man


i can barely bench 230 for 5 reps


Ya boi don't even know how much I can bench


!brazzer jack.


!brazzers jack.


pls brazzers


It's plz


Pls


yui avatar


pls brazzers jack.


Thanks pineapple


you got it


Only pine knew how to


I was the chosen one


I mean I got mi own emojis so


Just do @ and scroll down, he's a couple names beneath you jack


nerp


thats for you


Gallagher


I'm here, Jon


i want you to review paki rock


Jon is such an ominous sounding name


Why do I get the same st. Jude's ad after watching any Indian/Paki video?


You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you make me review Rock Jon?


yes


sufi rock


Ok so am I Anik, trying to prevent you both from dragging each other off the stage?


lmfao


Ok Death Metal Guy


LMFAO


I heard Cejudo is planning to enter the real estate business


Wow poor Al Aiquinta can't catch a break


lmao


Can you imagine entering 2 business fields and failing in both of them


YK who is big into real estate?


Gallagher Cejudo wants to get Married to that 1 girl he found who's shorter than him


lets hook him up with gio


gtingz


She just went to sleep bruh


let her sleep


spicy


cant wait


Why PugThug?


Did you steal pug from the wrong person?


Wow


rip PugThug


hiya


what did i just walk into


Hey Missa, whatup!


I don't know


hello SVAvocet


hey elliot


heu rumour


Mete typing oh no


Hi SVAvocet Hope your safe wherever you are?


Damn


How long before you hit the high seas?


Karr safe and sound in SoCal still


Thats good news, I'm happy to report I'm fine, in canada myself


MaFayce new plan is to head north next May... so we will stay sailing socal until then... we arent sure if we can go north right now due to the virus anyways


SVAvocet oh so everything is actually getting delayed by a year, damn


MaFayce no big deal though, we can explore the channel islands more


Yesterday I was told that we may not get back to work completely at all this year


Who tf was that even


oof


Oohhh


Yeah they're planning to get a few people each day of the week, but that too in June/July


OH thats what he meant by Mc mall


Ppl still play minecraft?


its fun


ive never played


I never got into it


Anyway I hope everyone had a great day!


You too!


so how are yall tonight


SVAvocet you're a sailor?


Can't complain


Iwatani Naofumi sure am


And I'm okay, you?


Thats kinda cool


Are you guys stuckon a cruise ship rn?


That's awesome! Do you live in different places all the time?


Akanke no... i live on a sail boat. not on a cruise ship


Oh!


My mistake


Iwatani Naofumi we go to different anchorages, ya


Aun no worries


u do sailing full time SVAvocet


SVAvocet that's amazing I wanna join in


How'd you land that?


rumourscape yah. like i said, i live on a sailboat its my only home


Carlotta well... we bought a boat instead of a house.


Soyou've never lived on land once?


thats it


You should make a YouTube about that its super interesting


Juliano i did, then graduated collefe


Korby i do have one... same name as here


GOGLIN TIME


So it's almost like a digital nomad thing!


you guys are funny


bouta sub the HOUSE


yah i do digital marketing so i can work remotely


my husband is a cinematographer and flies out for his shoots anyways so it doesnt matter where we are


That's amazing! That's my goal for IT one day. Be location independent.


Iwatani Naofumi heck yah!


Woah that's such a cool way to work


SVAvocet hope our travels cross paths one day!


This is a legit thing omfg


Iwatani Naofumi definitely where are you from?


Roland i wasnt kidding welcome aboard


I wanna see Cleo


where did Mete go


Cleo rarely shows up in vids, but shes all over my IG. same name as here


MA, in the USA, but I'm moving to the west. SVAvocet. But I've been to 36 states and 14 countries:. After covid ends this summer, I'm going travelling! Probably to Turkey


Iwatani Naofumi thats awesome, i have family in Mass. Im in California rn, if you are ever near by hit me up


well I'm moving out west so I'll certainly do that!


I liked you guys skateboarding vid


Chris had never done tarp surfing before


it was so fun


Bet


you guys when late night hours hit hard


SVAvocet subbed on yt and added as a friend on here!


Iwatani Naofumi well cheers friend accepted! nice to meet you. you can call me Missa btw


Ayyye its boat girl! Hello Avocet


Missa


Bagels!


Whats up my d00d


nutty joe


!work


Well i finished the blog post finally


Nice to meet you missa! SVAvocet


so thats progress hshs


nut


so do the funky timezones pple wake up now?


Progress is good, at least its all in the right directions


P.much


its 10:20 pm here


I never sleep tho


Funky time zones?


Its 10:21pm


1;20 am here


1:21 am


Was I here just before? I missed a lot


its 10:50 am here


wow its getting late...


I was just out adventuring since 3pm


we 12 hours apart


Oh ya?


Its only 10:22


What'd you do/


yeah... like i said its getting late


Check this shiz out


lemme go to your timezone sv


i got work early in the morning


nutty joe


thats beautiful B!


Bagels are we sharing photos now


Bagels where is that?!


Nice bro


I even climbed out to that little ledge with the tree, only I did Snapchat video instead of photos


One moment


is that water safe to drink


Ew snapchat


so pretty


Omg you all have better lives than me.


That's in the fjords of Norway


I wish I could travel full time, lucky berks


Mine are from Canada


That water no


I can't travel full time. Especially with house arrest


nutty Joe has deep lore


Where in Canada bro?


But I have drank water from a river here in Oregon


Nutty hoeee


Canadian accentttsss


Just straight out of the bubbler


lower mainland Arondell


Anyone here like Goosebumps?


sowee


B.C


I have a bad voice, no accents from me


the movie?


The books


Jedididimus are you afraid of the dark goosebumps


Oh the books


Snowmelt flows underground through snowmelt and pops up to start rivers so I drank out of the bubbler


Why do you ask?


owo


Becauuuse


From earlier today in Colorado


the show tho


Jedididimus yeah, kinda, I havent read them in a while


TIL


remember that


Youre still reading those books?


Aye glass thats dope!


Rat lord


Hold on


I dont take a ton of pics on adventures, too busy adventuring and not on the phone


When did you change into shorts?


Shortly after taking off my skirt


Been wearing them all day


uwu


Oh that was a friend in the other pic?


What you mean


What other pic


Oh nvm that was rat lord


!work


I like your shoes


!balance


!pay Mete 76


10,000 is a good number


10,000 days is a good album


Thanks Ive had them for like 3 years and theyre not actually brown in color thats just all the dust and dirt


Never got into tool


Thats fair.


nutty


joe


Jack


More like jackin off


Not true BeaunusPoints


Futanari is hot


that's true


oh boy


well


Jedididimus what


10,000 roaches


No one knows about Haydee but us


!balance


Boom


!work


! balance


Someone robbed me


Meh


how do I catch roaches


!weekly


how to I catch roaches


Akib


Can you steal?


Hi guysss


Ya


No point to roaches anymore tho


! work


!rob Bagels


Oh no


I got robbed too


I have never successfully robbed someone


!Rob nutty joe


Robbery.


!balance


Dale rob me


Is wondrous


!rob Jedididimus


!fight nutty joe


what happens when I get robbed


There you go


Thanks Dan


Welcome


Pls fight nutty joe


Anybody want to help me find allinity's cat's impact force after she threw him off of the chair?


!fight Iwatani Naofumi


Pls brazzer Jedididimus


hi jack


!punch Iwatani Naofumi


Why cant I ever do it right


Not another jack


cat reached warp speed good sir


nutty joe


Anyone chill text me down to talk about whatever


Nutty joe


Pls kill nutty joe y


Maybe Im just too innocent for the braziers not


Gonna talk with the big boss ohmy


Bett


pls kill Parhe


Nutty joe is a great name btw nutty joe


How was it


yummy


Pls kill nutty joe


Foiled


Oh.


It happens


That is sweet


Cunty joe, more like wheee


Pls kill Jedididimus


But its alright to have confidence


Also it is a random nickname. Tried to change it. The bot is down


Mariah Carey


Pls kill Dale


Okay dan


Can we plis stop killing joe


Need some girl friends on here tbh


Press F fr UMI


Pls kill Dank Memer


Ill lift your skirt nutty wingguardium leviosa!


Why kill me Keyte!


Idk


Wynaut?


Ruiuude


pls kill nutty joe


pls kill Bathsheeb


How does it feel to be a meme


pls kill Pineapple


I am already a meme..?


I am the lord of memes


I love these


About the same


Fucc


Pls hug Janeen


There's no! Jedididimus


I didnt grow up during this ridiculous meme culture


Who killed the bot.


I tried to fight and make amends, but nothing happened


I was chatting on AIM and writing in my livejournal


My meme is called EDGE


Ok


Dale really? How old are you?


omg livejournal


The bible is a lie.


nutty joe


Read the book of SATAN


Pls kill @ noopnoop


Im 29 turning 30 in September


Wow, killing a new person


You will love it!


Rude fker


Im 15 turning 16 is August Jedididimus


Happy birthday if I never talk to you again.


We live in a society.


Thanks


Ya boi is 18, I turn 19 in December


Did you watch that vid Meda


And no worries if ya never talk to me again. Totally get it


Hello there


Yus


Man... I need to create an old person discord server


I am pretty young and fresh


It was gud ye


nutty joe I won't say it lmao


Dale how old is old”


Talich funny I laugh


Like 21


Hi wanna be old together Dale?


I'm 14


Yeah SE


Im down.


Ok, move here


Dale there are several and they are eh mostly


am I the youngest here


Its actually changing. Old keeps getting pushed back, since life expectancy is constantly rising


We'll do old ppl things gg


Well mine would be dope and weird


I'm 19 and I feel old already


then i want in im 34


Oh nice, Amirah!


I would talk about books, movies, and I would meme only on holidays


Im 22


But vis a vis


big yikes


Dan, that is great


See. Older minds think alike


I want to celebrate your birthday


The bests books are classical literature


There is an entire subreddit dedicated to find me


Thanks. Its September 2. Read a book and drink wine for me


what


celebrate his birthday! he wants a black mask


Ok I will


My birthday is earlier gg


I wont remember


A blask


August 25th, drink tea and read Oscar wilde


My birthday is August 26


Ruude


Blask it.


I love Oscar Wilde


Yes hes gud


Who is Oscar


The importance of being earnest made me snort in public


wow


And I dont mean cocaine


And why he so wild


E


Dale Whyyy how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?


Have you ever tried cocaine?


Yes


Im 33


Im 15


We know joe


drug bad


It was pretty bleh honestly


Dont do drugs kids


Stay out of school


Corona


Oh you only did it once?


Nah Ive done it a few times


how is it


I made a parody of the piNa colada song but about drugs


But it was always bad. Kids terrible decision


Cocaine prevents corona


Learn vicariously through me, shitdan


dan.


MaFayce please tell me youre awake


Bagels barely


Cocaine makes me feel like a demon


Night bagels


Nite


Yeah ? What sort of demon?


I was saying goodnight to Elliot


Idk its hard to explain


Im lurking


omg yes Dale


Thats fair


The latter


pretty much my experience as well


Okay. Noted


so it's is the best thing ever for everyone


How do you make toast nutty joe


The first time I did cocaine... I had people over my house and I was just so high on cocaine I went to my bedroom and used my new toy like 20 times


I came out of my room and my friends were like where were you!”


Jedididimus put in toaster


You won!


seems normal


Lmao


Not with friends over


Thats hilarious


Yeah I cant believe it


Thinking back to it


Dont think back...


I am now


I have some memories I dont understand


Theyre funny, though


Im 33


Dale Holy wowz, das cool tho


Tf


awesome


Idk okay xD


So sorry to startle you littles


lmao


age is just a number fellas


Everyone drink water, and smoke fruit


Be healthy and multiply


Yeah I am constantly telling them to drink water in here


no u


no do not listen to him


Larry David moments


dont drink water?


do not smoke out of fruit


isn't it healthy


I bet you have a lot of Larry David moments, Dan


get all your vitamins in


I... do


Thats fine


Wow


Oh SHID its Goldie


Let me read


yayo havent heard that in like 10 yrs


Whats a ya yo?


nutty joe


Are you sure that happened?


He was on coke how is he supposed to know


coke doesnt effect memories


Im sorry I havent tried coke


dont do drugs kids


So almost most of people in here have done coke or almost? Did a quick scroll of the convo


He did all the legwork though, I just sat at the bar and drank beers.


Dont do kids drugs


Dont do drugs until youre in college


Weed is ok


I think


Do all the drugs when youre there


The only coke i do is Coca Cola! Drugs arent cool kids!


Oh god


weed is not a drug


Try every single one of them


Never tried weed


HELP


I missed nutty


No drugs


Then Salvia was fun and it was 100 legal. You just bought it at the convenience store.


Rosaline weed is a drug, its just not that harmful


Make sure to hide your sex toys


I drink milk so bones strong


The first time you do coke


eh ok fine it isnt a heavy drug


Or keep them somewhere convenient... or just dont invite friends over


Yall are hooligans


Dale my only sex toy is my right hand


LMAO dan


yes nutty


None of that funny stuff with me, I just go for a wank like they did in the old days


nutty joe give the left hand some love


I wish I could smd


anyone else?


Hes 15 dont masturbate kids


Go for a wank? Where do you go?


Dont even look down there, kids


Jedididimus no, I had a cast on my right hand for 3 months, it got its use


Hey I started when I was like 13


The cast did? Nice and eww


Coke makes me annoyed with people easier but I dont get aggressive. I just Irish goodbye


No premarital eye contact


No Jedididimus I jerked off with my left


I held hands I must repent


What's an irish goodbye?


I know what a Spanish Necktie is


lmao


Its a necktie from Spain, right?


voilate a herd of sheep


Korby You gotta social distance before you're married


Yes, a cravate


Lmao what


Irish goodbye is when you leave unannounced


Yep


Milk is a condiment


Thats so much better than ghosting”


here I thought it was beastiality


What EFX said. But I do that even when Im not on drugs


I tell my friends Im going to the bathroom and hail a cab


I have one person the agreed


Korby why coz it's Irish?


Best way to deal


Umi... I gotta understand your brain


Thats funny as


Also wait are we being serious about umi doing coke?


Doesnt everyone do that?


I've seen funnier tbh


It has a better ring to it


!pick


!pick 3533


I dont leave in a sneaky way, no


Oh I


I say goodbye and leave


nutty joe


One girl yeeted on a dude by climbing out a window once


You do? Thats sweet!


This is an Irish Goodbye


Thanks.


Don't women want a man to stay tho?


Huh? No.


not if hes yucky


Isn't that the new meme..


Depends


No. They want a man to stay for a bit, then leave


Is soup a condiment


What's a situation you guys had to nope out of really quickly?


I point behind them and shout look ryan reynolds!” And then when they look.. and then turn back to look at me.. then i leave without another word


Talking to Dale


Damn I get a lot of Irish goodbyes, I hate Irish ppl now.


ngl I had to nope


But soup is a condiment


Its not joe


I kid


It is


Im gonna call the cops on u


She's rad


What?


Also its Evan


what what?


I was high and drunk one day and I set the Brickworks park on fire. The hillside, in Toronto back in 2009. Lots of dry grass, i just took out a lighter and lit the grass. The firefighters came, then the cops. I ran out through the ravine and escaped.


No need to get the cops involved


Soup is soup


Im joshing


And soup is a condiment


Soup is best made to explode


Marvel I mean love him or hate him, he is spitting facts tho


Fun times tbh


Coke is an expensive af habit from the friends i know that do it. One ran up 12k of debt in 6 months with her fiancee


Wait. Are they female cops?


You dip stuff like crackers and bread in soup


Ur entitled to ur wrong opinion joe


Wat do


Korby its Evan


I didn't wait to see their gender, I saw them rolling into the parking lot and I dipped.


Ok josh


jk Evan Im sorry


Someone is named Evan?


Hmmm...


Evan essence


Evan is an interesting name


nutty joe


Whenever someone says Evan I think of trombones


I play trumpet


I think of beetlejuice


Elaborate


And your name is Evan?


I think of Evan from Bruce Almighty


Of course it is


Why beetlejuice


And I like a do a da cha cha


I love that movie


Its been awhile


Beetle juice has the highest iq of a man ever observed


Ok should take my sleeping pills


I only have three Valium left


Or you will never get rid of me


Lucky


Sleep sleep


I hope my drugs come in the mail soon.


You get drugs in the mail?


Night umi


Im watching the mailbox


EFX NOT YET


Yeah. Cos of coronavirus, apparently


Being from singapore, it's so weird to hear drugs being spoken about so colloquially


So theyre like legit


nutty


We also have gum


nut in joe


Thats the real stuff


By gum!


Yeah legit drugs


Im on all sorts of meds


Mostly legally


Yeah?


Sup trin


Are you okay?


nut


Yeah. Um. Dexamphetamines, Beta Blockers, An antidepressant and Valium


joe


And I self prescribe alcohol


What are beta blockers


My favorite legal drug is ambien with booze, and a bowl max of weed.


They slow your heart down


What a heavenly combination


Oh


Are you hyper at heart?


And make your hands stop shaking. Yeah. Hella hyper


!whois BoopBoop


nutty joe


How old are ya dan? Shouldnt be having heart problems like that so young


I have adhd. I was the kid in school who was constantly back flipping off of everything


I am completely the opposite


Its not a heart problem EFX. I can run 15km no prob


Ah yes I know that kid


I am too chill


I have had adhd since 8 too but never had to be on beta blockers. Is it mostly just anxiety?


I wish I were you. Dale


Yeah beta blockers are for anxiety and stuff


And I wish I were you


No you dont


Get heart palpitations?


Nope


Hey Jedididimus whaddup? Long time!


Freaky Friday wow!


I have tachycardia all the time. Had it since I was 12.


Its actually because I was diagnosed with hyperhydrosis in school. Beta blockers help with that


Im mostly fine now.


My ex just started getting them and spent 4 days in the hospital and emergency laparoscopic surgery just to be told she is fine and sent home with anxiety medicine


MaFayce ayyyeee


Man humans struggle


EFX sorry to hear that mate. Hope shes alright


Me too I dont want to be a single fulltime dad unless absolutely necessary


What if we were all cavemen and didnt know medications


Bada bing


How would we get high then?


Has anyone heard nangs by Tame Impala?


Well from herbs outside


Drinking monkey blood and stuff


Accurate intro


Dale we probably would be hella more fit and won't get many diseases


Idk


We'd all be dead by 30, that was their lifespan, I went on archaeological digs before


We would only live till 40years old again umi


nutty joe


Kids by 11 or 12, dead by 30


Yes dan. I like tame impala


Survival of the fittest


I havent listened to them in a minute


CaptainTobiasHume pretty sure the Aztecs weee getting high for yonks... and every other old culture


40 years is a perfect life


Dale


I listened to nangs, and it sounded exactly like it does when youre on, well, nangs. They did their research


Some cultures didn't even have alcohol. Not all cultures had psychedelics or narcotics.


Thats interesting


Not all. But some did.


Dunno im 42 and not dont living yet.. your perspective on how old you want to he absolutely changes with age


Dale I want to live until a ripe old age. Dont wanna miss anything I could potentially see


I wanted to be dead by 25 when i was younger


Well Im coming back as a seahorse so idk


EFX yeah. I wanted out at 14 . Would have missed somany good things


Dale coolll. Ill be a bear. So we can hang out, right?


Then they would go raid a Greek settlement and scalp some people


sure


Id just take their halloumi


Youd come to the edge of the water and Id swim up and say hi


nutty joe


And it would be cute


it would be


But we couldnt reproduce. You should know that


In advance


So if you want seahorse bubbas...


who said anything about that!


Bears are always thinking dirty thoughts!


I didnt. Someone else probably


Love how you snuck breeding in there


I am not sorry at all


But you have my condolences


Speaking of breeding...


The Breeders No Aloha


Havent heard it. Hold up


Whaaat


This song is sick. Cheers


Got the spongebob guitar. I mean Hawaiian vibes


Youve never heard of the breeders? Its Kim Deals band shes the bassist in pixies


I love Hawaii. Ive heard of her, but yeah, honesty. This is new tome


The band that sings Where is my mind”


Good! Im glad you know now!


I know the pixies


Yeah . Cheers!


This is a vibe


Not one of those vibes, umi. Tsk tsk


I have to go teach kids online now. And be proper and stuff.


Bye everyone


Round 2 on the innuendos


Seeya EFX


Later yo


Bye!


Kids in China?


Im guessing


Bye Dale


I will be going to. Night all


Nah. Australia


They dont know English? Okay!


See ya!


Nah. I teach all sorts of rubbish. Laters


dusa


yeah


if y'all end up with an old people discord


fax me an invite plz


Dale ty


Dont


Hes a manchild


!pick 1317


BeaunusPoints why don't I see y'all here anymore?


Why are you attacking me?


it was gross?


are you grizzlywan? Riz


Do I know you?


Who was xis? He was acting like he knew me


jack. yeah what's up


I know you from Lea's server


IDK if you remember we talked on video call like


a year ago?


ofc yeah i remember man


Aww


my pakistani homie


!pay 150 Jedididimus


!pay Mete 150


Lmao poor Shitdan


how ya been


how's texas


!work


Wait Riz is in Texas?


!weekly


I bet we may have crossed paths


yeah it's hard to forget cool brown people


I'm not even half as cool irl


Unless you mean him


True tho


MaFayce i doubt that


Most Desi's are just trying to be horny online


Or scamming


so true


I've only ever met like two pakis online that were normal


Well


semi


normal


Bruh I once got a call from an Indian lady trying her best American accent telling me that IRS is sending cops to arrest me in 30 minutes


Lmao


HELLO THIS IS MICROSOFT SUPPORT


I met a girl from here


She was nice, we got along well.


Who actually works in MS Support?


Next i see her, she;s like 40lbs lighter and shows up at my gym


I doubt that it was a coincident


Maybe you were holding her back


lmao


could be


I hate it when you try to talk to people like you've always done, but you can sense that they're not interested and just wanna bail


oh it was the other way around


40lbs tho


Massive


But whatever


Yeah she's really skinny now


It took me 4 months of staying away from home and daily cycling to lose 40lbs


Then I gained all when I came back home


I lost 100lbs


Wow


gained 25 back


Forreal?


maintained that since


So there was a point where you were a chubby guy?


yeah i was 240 at my heaviest


Yeah a lot of muscle, a lot of fat


i never lost lbs but gained a lot of them


I fondly remember the time where I didn't have belly flab


yeah i've noticed tho


it's harder to stay leaner


It is


as i've grown, age related weight gain is real


It's like your body doesn't want to be fit


It wants to be all fluffy and thicc


proof elliot


I'm really trying not to go into depression


I'll send you a before/after


alexa play despacito


Soon


MaFayce i mean tbh a lotta ppl on here are like that, they just randomly bail


play despacito my guy


Ameline I mean people with whom you've been talking for a while and consider your pals


i am about 220? here


In other news, ya boi is 4 !


WHOOO


I have like 90 friends an idky


Some ppl dm, i hardly dm


Jack that's like me at 21


Bruh that's actually more sad than an accomplishment


Sadly i lost most my slim photos when my phone crashed


Me?


Nah, he's talking about me


4 rank


Oh


Shrug who cares tho


That's not you


jack. that can't be you


it is me


SHOW ME YOUR FACE


That is like me rn


Weener


let me see


so young here


thats like


5 years ago


Indian Coal Mine Worker


you're tall man


WOW


it wasn't so bad


eyy


It's almost as if I don't know how to save images


315 here


you still have a lot of muscle


Yeah less fat more strength


sometimes i freak out looking at old photos


jack. , yeah, I haven't been 240 since middle school


Is that your twin sis?


yeah this was when I was about to peak in my powerlifting days


don't worry about who that was


So anyway, MaFayce you can get down to it again, just gotta get on that mindset and bike rides again


Yeah but I don't wanna, I actually wanna leave my job and go on a world trip or something


I was wondering where did the edginess go


There it is


alright fam i gotta go to work, cya tomorrow


Byeee


3rd eye


Yooo


yooo


Okie bed time niiight


Night


Ultima Eye


Welcome BanhMi leodraws Donelu BritDeFey


Feel free to checkout all the voice and text channels here


And do drop by slowchat or here in mainchat to chat with people


hello


what's up?


Nothing much, just listening to some Joe Rogan


Not that bad, how are you yourself, Supreme Capybara?


I'm pretty ok


jewelgoat hi


Hey Jewel


How are you guys


Morning


Food delivery is late for 30 minutes. Im literally dying here


Evening


Morning Roxie


Can it be weekend again yet?


Yes please


I second that motion


I wanted to record two videos today for classes


I get out of lockdown on Thursday


and I only ended up doing one cause I kept having to surpress my yawns


Youre doing prerecorded videos, not streaming?


Yeah, all prerecorded for my classes


Teacher Roxie hey roxie


Ellow Pavan.


This is convenient. I have to stream today and I dont want to get rid of a mess in my background


Hru


It's just not possible for us to do all subjects live streaming


Because families with 23 kids can't guarantee their kids to all have a device to follow classes on


Ignored..


Bye..


... Ignored because you didn't give me more than a minute to respond?


Jesus christ dude, worse than 11 year olds I teach.


Makes sense.


Does it take more than one take to record?


Rarely, Zlog, in the beginning it did as I was figuring out how to do it all


but now I can usually get it all off in one take


I also figure it's like, if I'm live in class if I make a mistake, jumble my words or have to correct myself, it also just happens live there so why not keep it in the video here you know


Ok, now I want to work like that, not going live


I'm the opposite, I miss the interactions


It's so boring to just talk for 50 minutes


to a camera


Its been only one live class yet and I already feel like ethot


Lmao


Camera is a great alternative to a wall or pigeon outside your window, considering quarantine


chaotic I should start asking for donations


I mean it doesn't bother me much to not really have interactions with people outside of my job, I just hate giving lectures.


Lectures are ok, I guess, but seminars are the worst


I mean, ew, they talk too


Heyo


Hey, ToxicPlague


I really much prefer a back and forth between teacher and student


rather than this monologue


What ya guys talking about? Online teaching?


I would prefer not teaching at all, but now I have to do it for a year


Ellow Toxic, and yeah pretty much


Teaching's great, pls:p


I've been helping my friend study too


Doing this online is really bad


Im back


Its great, but Im not teaching material, I want to sit in my office and do stuff alone


I'll get to experience just how bad it is in a month when I have to start correcting exams


I really dread the results of those exams


Well i like to think that people who want to study will study


Teacher Roxie I think it would be that bad?


Sure but it's history right so... I already have to go extra lengths to get my students motivated and interested in my clas


now that I can't do that with online teaching... I kinda expect the worst


True, i don't like history myself


I dread even more for my homeroom class, who I'm responsible for for deciding if they pass or fail at the end of the year in June based on all their exam results


Well can't you give them an easier than standard question paper?


Yeah...


I've thought about it a lot but in the end I have to look at it that way objectively rather than get my feelings involved


This is a great example of tough love, kudos


Well it doesn't have to be too easy ya know


Anyways your choice


It's already a very hard line to walk between easy and hard, Toxic:p


Ok, Im starting my ethot stream in 15 minutes, so goodbye and take care, yall


it is what it is, if they followed the classes properly and studied properly, they should pass if they're ready.


Later Zlog, have fun:p


Dimmick failed


I wont


beep beep, I'm sorry what?/


wallstreetbets welcome boss


Hey Teacher Roxie


Hey Dan


Hope youre winding down and forgetting all about work


Winding down? It's 10am, I'm sadly smack dab in the thick of it


Oh god. I am so sorry


I have the worst sense of global time


Nah man, you got me with you


Aye? Brissie boy?


Local legend?


It's alright, I'm not being very productive anyway


Nah I'm actually from india


Well you are on discord


I can be on discord and still work fairly productively


Oh. You just also cant keep track of all the different time zones ToxicPlague


which is not what I'm doing now though


Yeah. I cant even be productive sometimes on discord


I have my work pc next to this pc, with my lesson prep just staring at me like


FINISH MEEE


ToxicPlague bhidu


SE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY


Goddamn


I'LL give ye both


Mm


Oh


SE need me to read you a bedtime story?


Sleep is for the weak. The dawn is our enemy


Calm yourself, crazy teacher lady, you goin get clapped


No! I went to bed at like 23 am while you were here


My eyes are getting heavy


wake up, have breakfast, start work, and here you still are


My hair is laughing


Pls no SE


I got a new whip, you know what a car do?


Vroom vroom


the thought alone makes me sick


It's fine Toxic believe me I've gone through the thoughts over and over again.


U SAW NOTHIN


No SE, the hype nowadays is feet and incest


Dale hello straaanger


Lmao


Thought youd be asleep by now


Nah i never sleep


The Geography teacher too huh


same Vachel


I don't even have a response to that last one SE


don't even have a response.


Ask any man an they'll say twins basil twins


pls snipe


Yeah baby


Idk how this works, I'm too old


I'm also afraid to google this


but I'm going to google it anyway


See Jedididimus knows


Im back


Inb4 she gets discovered


Hi back Im foot


Hi Foot, I'm Dad


Not as bad as I expected it to be


Hi dan Im goat


Hi dad. Why are you home?


I can if Im a Rome traveler


Time


Pray


I meanm.


That cat is so hot


Poor cat


Ya'll need jesus Jedididimus


Jesus couldnt help me actually


Did try


The cat is dinner


Teacher Roxie I mean did you think I was that bad?


Jesus has daddy issues


Yeah, I did, SE.


donkyhot LMAO Donkyyy, if anyone would have that pic I bet it'd be you


I am bored right now


Lmao


That two girls one cup was totally just ice cream


And if you want two girls one cup google that


I don't want it, SE, I'm saying that's what I expected from you


Well you were wrong, apologize now


Type Sorry


Wait. Sorry involves apologising


Why would she do that


I'm sorry you're wrong SE.


There we go


Ok, sending nudes. Kidding


Ok i will rn, lemme slide into your dms


Watch out.


Fine do it, I know you won't


NoBalls


Oof


Shes trying to goat you into it


Goad


Nibbas about to have cybersex in main chat


I cant believe Im saying this. But Im looking forward to school Monday next week


Hes in school Teacher Roxie


Nah im not gonna do it


See he didn't do it. He's a puss


Hi jooocelyn


Actually, a man shouldn't send nudes


Your body is a temple


He should


Unless in a relationship with the sendee


I gotta know what to get myself into


Before I kiss


I Live Photos of temples


Love


Your all too crazy for me


Yui kiss beep beep


I didnt see a nude


Sorry


Oh. I did send it. It was just too small to see


Oh jayus


She left:


we


hey


shut tup


Jedididimus your dp reminds me of dwight schrute


I dont know who Dwight sprite is, but thank you


donkyhot oh that's the leg


Ok


I thought


Nevermind


Lmao


Just 3?


I looked like the Caesar cat


And chips


And these were like S20 burgers. Not maccas burgers


They were huge.


I gained 3kg that day.


I just made cake in a cup. It is blue


Cool


I made tea


Nice


I wish Id done it in a bowl, now


What did you make


Camomile


Did the chat just die


Ah I have to go as well. Sorry


Ok


Cya


MotoMoto get back in here


Someone say chamomile tea


Chamomile tea


Aren't you supposed to be teaching Zlog


Time to sleep..


Yes, I am


Nini


Howdy


I gave them a math problem to solve, so I can make a cup of coffee and drink it in peace


dusaaa happy birthday mate, have a nice one!


ty buddy


chaotic not gonna lie, they are terrible at math


Unnecessary fact: looks like my coworker has a mild case of covid, but they are not going to test her if her temperature is not higher than 39C for two days in a row


yikes


!pick 4185


Chaps Weekend


Hey cookies9712 , have you brought some?


baguette


Wow


Thanks mete


Enjoy it while it lasts dude


Ok


Im mainly said that because another server i frequently visit is going 18 only


Hello, is this server as crazy as the room in the Reddit?


Yes


Yes I will


Don't do it. It's all downhill


Too many new people.


there must be a purge


Nope


y tho


This has happened before


On much larger levels


No purge happened


Maybe they'll just use for seekingdm


Purge the nonbelievers, PURGE THE HERETICS


Idk I'm mostly here for that, it's too chaotic here for my taste lmao


Teacher Roxie define heretics


Anyone seen my son marchello?


He's ded


anyone seen my gf


She's mine


wait she is imaginary


Anyone who doens't follow the holy scriptures ofcourse, Zlog.


Damn gotta take my pills again


I follow only unholy ones


ya schrizophenic pills


Nice


Wat do


please be patient, I have schizophrenia


why are all the chats ded


We killed them


Can we get Fs in chat for chat?


Because I purged the heretics


Im heretic, Im still here


Purging wasnt really effective, was it?


!pick 3647


Hey, 02


Hola


Dont mind how dead chats are right now, usually its much more chaotic


Hello there


Alright no problem


Americans are asleep, upvote for social distancing


chaotic I prefer chaos


Upvote for metric system and universal healthcare


This emote is amazing


There are countries that use metric, and then there are countries that have put men on the moon


Moon landing is fake


U jelly


ya whats more useless than a moon landing


The moon isnt real we are not real


Chaps Weekend they used metric for moon landing tho


rumourscape miles


tru


America


USA USA USA


u sound like homer from the Simpsons


donkyhot


Land of the free, home of the brave, lair of cows per equality


No offense, Americans


How do you make the things under your name like your age


worlds biggest mystery


Use metric to figure it out


02 dm Echo


Dm Echo!restart 02


Yea do that


I have done it


Wait let me fix my age


Aw I was gonna do 100 for my age


Sometimes I feel like 100, but ID says 21, so eh


why were there Indian flags lmao


Burn them all Keknobi


Y'all Indian gang?


Burn the nonbelievers


burn the heretics, burn the witch


Lmao


Laise countries are social construct


Teacher Roxie tis not the way of the force


cycles


ycles


I wish we had better bicycle infrastructure


donkyhot if I want to go to my office on a bike, I have to go on a highway on it


Coronavirus is overreated


Nyes, very overreated


America is overreated


Im overreating because of corona


Im coughing cause of it


overreated, Guns are


Guns go pew pew


America is overreated, I'm dying and I can't get medical help unless I have two million dollars or spend the rest of my life in crippling debt because of college and hospital bills


Teacher Roxie this message is European af


It's so European, everyone in Europe read that and got a boner


And if you didnt, you can check your pp in ER for free


Cuz Europe!


My uncle checks it for me


I have an uncle that does that too


02 This message is Florida AF


Yes


Yes it is


Well, did. Now Im too old, apparently


Good morning!


Its 3 am for me


But Goodmorning


ok good middle of night


Good mornight


02 why are you not sleeping?


It'll be morning for you in six hours, and you'll come in and say good morning


Cause


Coronavirus


and us nice Europeans will still say goodmorning


because we're NICE GEEEZ.


Because thats what we do on A REAL CONTINENT


europeans are nice


Canadians are the nicest prove me wrong


eplid said Native Americans once...


Europeans be like: heathcar


I cannot prove you wrong


chaotic you are probably correct


Everytime someone says the H word my back hurts a bit


Healthcare


HEALTHCARE


MaFayce you should probably check your back


to me the United States is the land of Air Conditioners. Like seriously, we don't even have those in here


V''V


Proud American


AMERICA


yui pat MaFayce


I will


do americans use air con?


Ty Roxie


It's okay Elliot.


Yui cookie Teacher Roxie


You're American but I'll accept you.


air con is used also in eu i think


NOW THATS WHAT I CALL AN AMERICAN


I mean it's used


we got air cons too


but not nearly as much as in the US


north europe doesnt need it


Trust me we are proud of our HVAC systems


What about Antarctica


Eastern doesnt use it much too


Antarctica is a pretty hot place


yes it is


Is it?


especially lately


Because were broke and AC is expensive


Isn't it like covered in ice?


American Economy be like:


joke man


And didn't the Quarantine solve Global Warming?


but actually some parts are visible now


Antarctica is


It fixed the ozone hole


A city


Strange isn't it


Ofcourse it did Elliot, we just injected bleach into the earths veins and BOOM. SOLVED GLOBAL WARMING.


Guthry Ozone Hole was fixed years back


Look into it


The huge one!


Obama fixed ozone hole


It was due to the CFC usage in AC and Refrigerators


but, isnt any cult of'Antarctica doesnt exist' here?


When I say a word say the first thing that comes to your mind


donkyhot Facts


America


Thanks Obama


Guns


idk


02 oil


Thanks obama very cool


I just get the song in my head


Another indian let's goo


Oil lmao


First thing that comes to mind when you say America? Orange


He's the same guy


He's been trying to get on since yesterday


America reminds me of America


I love how there are many Indians here


tanned rather than orange


Orange you glad I didn't say orange


I think echo kicks him out


Hi Hermes


ORANGE, PION.


Orange.


I've noticed you've been trying to join again and again


Orange cheetos dust face


Hercules did u know indians are banned on this server


Lightly grilled, not orange


hehe


Archangel did u know indians are banned on this server


rumourscape why


sunburned


Karon Have you tried to DM Echo and message!restart?


Is our server racist


hopefully not


Dude isn't even responding


Nooo, we just hate on Americans


but they're not a race anyway


so it's fine


Don't hate on me pls


Theyre an economy


Questions to ponder on


i feel sorry for some of them


They're not even humans, they're just subhuman oranges.


Chae tacos


Is good


Can people even respond when they've failed verification?


If you look at it closely, Europeans hating Americans is just Europeans hating Europeans


I have no idea


if u look at it closely


Since Coronavirus we had no terrorist attacks


I think


We just liberated the Americans, after that they went off on their own AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED


02 some in the Indian border tho


We leave them alone for one second and they elect an orange


ok valid


Wat do


I just hate southeastern euopean people


From balkan area


I just noticed you guys are from europe lmao


Fuxking orange


Not me


Except u yes


Teacher Roxie Europe should start intervening


Aye


I don't feel comfortable with all this hate against Americans


Europeans are colonizers


We don't intervene, y'know why Zlog?


BECAUSE WERE NOT AMERICAN :L we don't butt into other countries politics


Teacher Roxie oof


Ironic


That hurt


Oof


Close to home


Sick burn


We destroy


No you just go wage wars


Exactly


See


cause that's so much better


U get it


This whole conversation reminds me of the what's the difference between America and a glass of milk? If you leave a glass of milk alone for a couple hundred years it'll grow a culture joke


Teacher Roxie Im sensing German vibes


Lmao


but the US have a culture. It's just a bit weird


Isn't UK supposed to be our Ally?


NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN ZLOG


Whats the difference between schools and America


USAUKCanada, name a better trio?


Teacher Roxie ok, just checking


I'd be okay with a change of subject tho


India super power 2020


IRAQUSAAFGHANISTAN


Anyone wanna show a doggo or catto?


Verile it's already 2020


BABY


MaFayce universal healthcare, metric system, rich history?


Oof


So america is contributing nothing to that?


Who bathed this cat and did they know catto would look like angery yoda


We should take Indias WiFi


Teacher Roxie I love your sense of humor


Stealing frm the poor, now that's European af


European AF is starting crusades, or enslaving a continent


Beore killing the poor. Were all about destruction and wars


Ultimate trio Pizza, video games, massive television!


Sleepeatcry


Teacher Roxie good times


Spoiler alert: it was a bad experiment


Sleepeatcryrepeat Amalberga


America's response would just be Hey UK Gets shot repetitively by everyone that has a gun.


How do guns help defend against a bomb tho?


America reminds me of America


Shoot the bomb mid air as it drops?


Florida is a country prove me wrong


Texas should be independent, change my mind


Texas is overreated


texas is half the size of europe


jack.6227 this is just wrong


I know


Dont take anything i say serious


Jack is constantly wrong, it's the story of his life


Ooh, one more thing about US: education


Teacher Roxie Yes, i think you're beautiful tho


See? Wrong again.


Fucking can't even get that right


Idiot


Teacher Roxie kamikaze move, bruh


Duplex


SUPLEX


texas is twice the size of germany


Sudoku or bust, Zlog.


that's corect


Ok enough with the American Bashing


Teacher Roxie I prefer sake and retarded cartoons


Also thanks Jack for being a true American, standing up for us


Quarantine day 937: havent showered for 3 years


Anyway brb lunch


Ohio


The whole country is Ohio


Take this


MaFayce fax


Tea?


Sweet Home Alabama


Wilkie requiring assistance of a fellow Indian?


MaFayce I'm new, I don't how it's done!


are you the yash from reddit chat?


rules Chellman


They had a fair share of action with German planes in ww2 tho


by action you mean saving nazi's money and their gold


for sure they did


I mean capturing some


Also feel free to ask us anything if there's an issue Neurath


Though, didnt they save money of lots of ww2 participants?


WEEBS UNITE


Fookin weebs


why i workout


Jack I dont think hes the yash from Reddit chat


Bruh, this year no hugging on Eid


6ft distance bubba


I dont need to workout, I have no need to be good at hugging


Misty you've had the misfortune


MaFayce x doubt


chaotic smoochies uwu?


Im in another server with yash if hes still there anyways


jack. atleast not here


Innes did it work?


Misty


Eldora neverending sadness


Time for my Indian Tech Support to kick in


Sorting it out with the mods MaFayce


Figuring it out, thanks though!


Okie dokie


you on eid


The only thing I need this eid is the biriyani


I DONT KNOW


Bruh moment


Ibrahim


Get the stones


jack. Share this once more when HW is up


I will


baba booey


Ok y'all


Gotta


Sleep


Bye bye


gnight


Or morning


!pick 4619


Nini elliot


Hello can anyone help me?


I need help


whats up?


I got extorted by the government


And now I'm looking for someone who will comfort me but I'm not finding anyone


Well theres tons of people here I sure you'll be able to find someone try introducing yourself in that channel and in the seeking pms


Harmony oh god, what happened?


Harmony imagine getting kicked out of your server.


Why make that comment


Server as in ur country lmao


chaotic I was checking in in the streetcar and then the ticket inspector walked to me and gave me a fine


Don't see how you could get a fine for that


Unless ur overtime or something


heya


Ello


BONK


Hello world!


hello brossers and sisters


Where is Marchello:


wassup


hello world is tradition for programming languages


don't use it wrong


Das a weird username


Where's ur 0.1 at @


OOOf


Welcome to the server Arivax!


Elo


Hey there


'ello


What


How's everyone doin


Uuugggh it too cold this morning


Heyhey:p just kinda browsing for servers I suppose


WelcomeJuice


Thanks


Thanks o/


i wish i was a fish:


I am doing


Something


HeyWhat's up everyone!


Hello


Boredom is up


ok imma need a fockin tutorial on how to keep a convo alive, cuz jesus it dies everytime faster than 60 yo man with the bad C


like how do extroverts even do it?


idk either


Cuz they're extrovert


is it possible to learn this power?


Sab I just had a 3hr convo over the phone


Meep


What do you need to know?


What's the topic?


anythin


It was death, initially, then life, and everything in between


!topic


Cheese


Chicharones


Junk food?


human flesh


Can't think of one


Yogurt


Rendered rhino fat


humans come with natural made yougurt, issa little sticky though


Rapping


one p too much


Nothing


Definitely selfdiscipline


Learning


Im not r kelly Sab


Hello


I think it is time to change my name


!rob Pikachu


don know any celebs so i don gettit


Why?


!rob BeaunusPoints


To become something more


Ty teacher


!pay Teacher Roxie 150


!weekly


I'm cashing in hard rn


All ya gotta do is ask


Pikachu okay then be something more:


!work


i prefer risking it for the biscuit


No risk no reward.


!balance


okay could we stop pretending we have more than 5S total in our bank account, by using ecash?


Sab I'm good on real cash, but thanks


!topic


I'm not a risk taker:


waking up


grave mistake


Isnt it sad that youre all waking up, but Im falling asleep. Life is a harsh mistress sometimes


Yeah I think so. Prolly just moving 2 states away at 18 to get married, but also moving to the opposite corner of the country at 23. I also jump off of stuff, put myself in harm's way for others, etc


Jedididimus no, I wouldn't consider it sad


Nice beans! BeaunusPoints


Well, you sound like you got a lot going for you mate.


We'd have to live on a flat Earth for us to all wake up and go to sleep at the same time


Meep


Ugh


Okay next topic?


!pick


!pick 1652


Oh


Dunno


Pessimist


im a truck


!work


Both


beep beep, outta my way


Okay?


!topic


life


Nothing


but overall preeetty good


Little Richard and Betty Wright dying


I would say the quarntine time


first time? drz


Sab yeah


why does it smell like cheese in here


HARDER


Heres my number, call me”


You shouldn't talk bout your exs


ex


WHEEZE


Nope


Nah


Everytime!


Sometimes


nah nibba, they spoilin


!topic


Jump from a mountain and trying to suiside


human conversation, craziest day of my life


Wolfie that's a lie


drz nope


do flip phag


Meep


! topic


Moist


An old pal


In my home


Nope not saying


chad


low, definitely


Having high expectations


Low for me


Low expectations. You can never be disappointmed


Good


havin high expectations will leave ya disappointed


always


Okay okay:


!topic


life


Moneyyy


A shirt


A small loan of a million dollars


kidney, it was still pumpin the lil focker


Again


whoopsie


It's secret


And musterbatinf


F


hentai


without the shadow of a doubt


dats pretty good too


Yes


have you ever breathed? ofc


Not making my mom and dad meet up


I wish if I were a millionaire


don't attack during the winter


!topic


Lollipop


Thats an interesting question


Cocaine


Sour patch


sweet sweet sugar!


Mine is raspberry squares its not candy but its sweet


!topic?


Hmmm.


nothin


Yeah I think nothing


Nothing


Okay we all agree nothing?


what amma i supposed to fockin do, i stay home all day anyway


cum


Strawberry and Vanilla


Cookies and cream


Vanilla and chocolate


delicious milk


!topic


thank god for the topic command


Pizza


Cooked pork chop


From Minecraft


Oh and coffee


Pizza and coffee


Burgers


ads?


BRBRBRBRBRB Wolfie


once again


Mrow


Meep


EVEYTHING


Going to college


ehm..


Nope I was a normal kid with a lot of expectations


gotta think of somethin quick...


!topic


A month


Hello!


Idk


Idk I don't do


Hiz


34 years


Hello KitKat


Sab...


Sab you're lying


no shid shidlock


How are you guys?


My self


Buddy Guy


No one I met no one


I met myself


KitKat guud


Awww! Anyone up to anything cool?


Is anyone making anything?


well enough thank ya


Doing anything creative?


KitKat making topics


!tooic


Im thinking of cooking something later


Topic guys


Ooh what are you gonna cook?


It's the creative thing which we are doing now


! topic


!topic


Im finishing my album


Nope


Yeah


!pick 3721


Slow buddies!


if you consider rotting away watching anime creative, then yes, I LIVE IN CREATIVE MODE


How does that work


Oh what anime are you watching?


Hellsing


WHO WANTS TO BE FRIENDS THST I CAN SLAP IN RP AND idk be friends with?


jus started


pretty cool from what ive seen


Friends?


Workouts


Basketball


Playing in front of a PC.


i am a beatiful sphere


How do you do that thing


top shape


Round is a shape


Where you hide the text


!topic


MONEYYY


absolutely nothing


The morning sunrays moment


Seeing my best friends


The beaches that we won't get to go to this year


everything about summer must burn in hepl


hell


WINter squad where u at?


Who wants to be friends?


Sure


child


I hadn't so idk


More friends I'll make a GC


KitKat I believe the syntax for the hiding text thing is this on both sides. test


Wolfie okay:


Welp


pizza good


very good


CONSUME


any pizza is good pizza


OBEY


hi good morninngg


Meep


!topi


SUBMIT TO PAPA JOHN


!topic


NOTHING


neet


te st


I don't remember


Well i was there, there was a chick, there was a gun, and there was somethin else


I ran on a 64 bit bridge and it collapsed the i drowned


pretty fun dream


More people wanna be friends?


BZodium RIP Breonna wish it was real


Me too


sure, friends are good


Lo


L


we'll friend each other then never talk to each other again


because thats how friends work


Meep


anyways


!topic


National hentai day


same


and gamermas


Dunno


already done this one


CORPORATE WANTS YOUR SOUL!


Sony


SELL IT NOW AND MAKE A PROFIT!


Nintendo


How much for my soul?


5 S


including recent inflation


and detracting taz


wow


tax


3 take it or leave it


deal done deal


!topic


Jorja Smith


rev says desu? i guess


My self ofc


ooo


we got a chad up in here


les beat him bois


Meep?


Who?


cant beat all of us


you nibba


prepare for trouble


and make it triple


Meep


Another one bites the dust


kek


Every waking moment


All the time


NO STOPPIN THE PAIN TRAIN


!topic


Nope


yeah


Kind of


every single thing that happened was predestined to happened


every single time you were left on read too


BRB ya all I gtg for a while


irams your my favorite sith lord


have a good one mate


nice so what's up guys


you like star wars?


more like


dumb wars


Yes big fan


What


ha gottem


U frick


my power is beyond your mortal comprehension


!topic


unzip the ol trustt


trusty


I stretch for 20 minutes before going to sleep


I usually have no problems sleeping like a baby until 8am


start ORA ORA ORAing


muh meat


what is sleep


crank up that asmr


good question


Beat the skin off my andouille


talking


Face to face


!pick


!pick 3179


if i had someone to talk to then phone for sure


insects die


The cocaine on the ground


people stop complaining about me not going outside


the air is actually breathable


and the ground jizz


!topic


Math


Literature


I have a seizure when I see an equation


should i listen to some 300 years old emos bein old timey edgy


Lmao


And the teacher having an orgasm over a writer's spelling fault


like dafuq nibbah i know karen left ya for tyrone, but still no need to write 72 books about it


goddamn medieval simps


Ikr


history at least is interesting


Yes alot


it's chads stabbin each other and shid


with armor


History goes hard tbh


iss cool


My history teacher was such a bword tho


Yea frick old agriculture who cares


like idgaf about the 484738748 kings of Southern Africa


i wanna hear about the thirty years war and the northen war


not king gridhddh of some eastern shidhole


plus the never talk about eastern asia


japan does not exist, neither does china, korea, mongolia and the others


that would be my truth if i didn't learn his trough mems


New Hampshire does not exist


Frick school system


Finland has the best school system


SUOMI PRIDE WORLDWIDE


They teach you how to pay taxes cook learn about useful history


yeah


Bruh


they teach the kidz jack shid nothin


Bruh my best friend just turned against me


what


My bad for the call


nah nibba i hate my voice thank you though


My bad wasnt on purpose


iss all good


anyways


Do you think im a bad person for bullying someone in Minecraft?


what kind of bullyin?


Teleporting him to me while im on the sky


Did it 3 times


Only i swear


nah


it's a game nibba


That's not too bad


Ah nice


if you cant have fun it's useless


Muda


YARE YARE DAZE


Geraito daze


you re approaching me?


I can't beat the shiet out of you without getting closer


COME JOJO


ORAOROAOROAORAORAORA


Yaro


ZA WARUDO


time stops


Bruh


loud earape


Accurate


well that was fun


Yep So you guys like video games?


of course


Yep


all gamers play games


Epic Whats your fav games


and only gamers use discord


amirite gamerz?


Skyrim


New vegas


Kotor 2 or 1


NieR Automata was fockin amazing


YES SKYRIM IS AWESOME and nier too


I love hack n slash


Nier was top notch


ending E is aids though


Couldnt finish it


NO SPOIL


Im thinking about buying it on xbox cuz my pc couldnt handle it


like i don have wi fi on my gamin rig co i couldn't complete becausr i didn't have the extra help


fuck the marketing team


yes


half of my fuckin screen is bullets


how dafuq do i dodge dat


If ur looking for an experience similar to nier automata i suggest metal gear rising


One of the best hack n slash out there


any good jrpgs?


I just spam dodge


i personally like games with lots of customization


Me too


you can't dodge


!pick 5988


anyways i like rpgs with lots of classes and races


U can by running


dwarf race masterace, every1 else BTFOOO


That's why Skyrim is my number 1 game


irams you can't run


you cant hide


Dudududududuudn


Dudududndun


Saints row 3 has costimization too and has 6 voice actors


For ur mc


Saints row 2 is god tier


that character customization


Idk how i forgot to list it


Yes but i liked sr 3 because of the gameplay and it was funny af


i wanna change races and classes and whatever


It didnt have gat


Dat made sad


Skyrim my man Sab


i wan a game that lets me be a demon necromancer


Skyrim or eso


skyrim lets you conjure two nibbas at most


Eso Lets u be a necromancer who turns into a skeleton


Ikr thats why i use mods


unless you use the ritual


I can conjure fricking pelinal whitestreak


I relate


I wanna be a necrophiliac


cough Interspecies Reviewers cough


plus with necroman i can pretend i have friends summoning bonedudes


Yes bro skyrim in the lore magic is badass but in the game u just have a lighter


WHEEZE


fokin kek


the infamous necrolords who could summon a max of 2 draugrs


badass


The magic in skyrim does not level up very well


especially destruction


come on guys its dusaaa birthday


flames become tickles


who?


Happy birthday dusaaa


that guy


Ty all


Appreciate it


happy decaying i guess


Well im growing olddd


21 already lmfao


one year closer to becoming part of the bone family


soon, youll enter the..


BONE ZONE


Bone zone


don't speak of it lightly!


iit's proibhited to mortal fools like us to talk about...


the Bone Zone


Hmm


Happy birthday dussaaa!


back to the topic at hand


skyrim


females look awful


I really wanted to make a pure mage build but the destruction is trash


das why i have mods Sab


Dont get a ps4 if you want good mods


MAJ3R ty bud


I have like 210 mods


i wanted to make a qt dark elf waifu but i got grandma


Happy bday dusaaa


ffs


Ty revan


Bro even wood elves who are supposed to be shy anime girls look ugly in skyrim


Still better than oblivion npcs


sooo..


vampires or werewolves?


Werewolve


Werewolves


Anyone seen my son marchello?


Serana is bae but werewolves


heretics


dont you want dem vampire tighs?


Imagine getting weak in the sun. Could never be me


you have provoked a gang war


I'm surrounded by otherkin weebs


Mods pls


JOIN US


STAND UP JOIN US


IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME


DO IT NOW


Is that fur coming out your ears?


uwu


Ok can I be a cougar?


Yess and kids are so annoying


pounces


U cute dinkyhot /


DINKY


Dinky


Ok why is revan so hot?


horsecock isbettar


because he uses flex tape


WHICH BONDS, SEALS AND REPAIRS


ALL AT A CONVENIENT PRICE


THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE


become part of the flex fam today


HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?


donkyhot heyy bud


Oh god


Its your birthday!


Long time


Happy birthday dusaaa!


hey broskis


wanna see funi pic?


Hows it going donkyhot


Going well hbu


Doin good too bro


try numero dos


me irl


!pick 1753


!rob donkyhot


Is dat u u? Sab


nah


Fricking ducker


bbut mega mood


Ah cuz dat was a nice baby


Dead and fresh


Just how i like em


!topic


poor and good lookin


just scam a chick and become rixh


rich


quick quiz


Beauty is a state of mind


U can be beautiful if u want so its a win win


and other 101 hilarious jokes you can tell yourself!


Or u can just be rich


And do surgery


tru dat


what is your most recently used emoji, post em


What are yall's favorite songs


oo good question


No song rn but I did just find tropical house music and that grooves


Also hi


Love and hate by Michael kinwanuka


Death Of Me by Citizen Soldier


cant really relate to the lyrics but its fuckin amazing


Mine is Sirens by Saba


let's ask the almighty bot for guidance


!topic


Email for professionals and text for friends


Text


parchment attached to arrow on fire


medieval snapchat


I deleted it


!Topic


Pass on!


a gun


Lel


U can go to the sentinel island if you want


wat?


Hm


So what else people


Hows everyone doin?


I'm doing well


The nicest question


start a porn company


make alotta money


Sab true businessman


Make S1mil into S2mil


I would start a company


Then double


It


main category:


CBT


Until i can be like pablo escobar


Burning S2mil for heat campfire


earape instructions in the distance


happy birthday dusaaa!


!topic


Ty Witch


Ummm... it's harder


hope you get lots of sweets


don't have a car lmfao


An x wing


Dont have a car either


all e girls ride around on the simp mobile


Have a motorbike


Same! But I like Range rover


Witch and also biryani too xd


whats that


Happy Birthday brother


Ty bro


Land rovers are dope


a carriage, but with humans


But i always crush on RR


wahts biryani


the Simp Mobile


Indian dish


!topic


Google it Witch


!define biryani


Ah yes Sab


oh sounds lovely


I forgot the name


Yup lamb biryani


Yummy


Sab google the sequel


Metamorphosis


Its the canon ending


The mixture of rice and vegetables with meat it depends on you


there is a fukin sequel?


Yes


With too spices


And there is a jojo in it


No dw


w a t


Its wholesome


Af


!topic


yer mom


Sab the seauel is wholesome af


Jus been lazing


Um for past 2months


she is just layin on the bathroom floor and then fokin Speedwagon outta nowhere?


No better


JUST READ IT


MOST WHOLESOME SHIET EVER


it's called Metamorphosis 2? or what


Any good books ebook pls if u can send me


Any body


is it canon or doujinshi?


Juss google metamorphosis jojo


dusaaa yeah read Think and grow rich


Can u send me ebook?


It's a nice book


So i can read it


In mobile


Imma send a link Sab


thanks mate


dusaaa bro just download it from lib genesis


yeah send a porn manga link here


What is that?


fantastical idea


drz


Lib genesis?


it aint hentai


Gooo sab


SABABABABABAB


you actually did it you mad motherfricker


What can i say


dusaaa just search on a Google it's the online library which consists almost all books


OK OK IMMA READ IT LATER


dusaaa just search on Google it's the online library which consists almost all books


Oh ok be right back ill look that now


dusaaa yeah search by the iSBN of book which are you going to get


btw, got any anime suggetions? other than jojo saving braids


Whoa im learning that new isbn?


Where can i find that


dusaaa every book consists it just search on Amazon


Oh okay isbn number


Guys any fun games to play like doom borderlands or dmc or metal gear rising


Yup


Yeah it's the effect of isolation


Bannerlord?


Bannerlord no borderlands


it's fun jihading around


Ah ight


I never actually played mount and blade before


dont then


it's worse than irl


Lmao why


it's probably easier to start an Islamic Deatg Army irl


Death


But I like to prefer the hard copy of book it cost me approx 100 I don't remember itdusaaa


Oh but i cant go n buy tho


Its quarantine


the economic system, the management and army leading is fun


And I am happy with that


but without experience its a frustrating nightmare


No worries after the time


Lets all agree on something FIFA games SHOUDL BE FRICKING FREE


its a continuous


ITS THE SAME GAME EVERY YEAR


YOU HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY DESERT BANDITS


yeah


but remember


E


A


SPORTS


wait i want a game with forts not modern


ITS not IN THE GAME


The bew mount and blade seems fun


nice


then play warband first


its much simpler


Ight


Gtg


Bye


a lot of mod support too


bye mate have a good one


!topic


well imma go aswell


bye my dudes


Cya


bye


Peanut butter and instant ramen


Junk food and coffee


Man the sims 4 gets worse and worse every update


Honestly i could drink coffee with anything


Totally!


It's my favorite drink other than water


Currently I'm not on it and I'm avoiding coffee for a little time


But it's my fav cuz it's better than drinks


!pick 1175


I need no sympathy


!pay Fudge 150


Awww yeaaah Thank you!


go gettem


nutty joe


stfu


Morning


hi elliot


!work


Fuck


Hello Witch, how's the Monday morning for you?


not very good tbh, one of my silver teeth came out yesterday annnd I'm not sure wtf to do now:X


Oh that's sad. Hope you can get to the dentist and they're not overloaded by COVID response


I would've thought they wouldn


Yeah idk if they'd let me in


at least it's a molar


Something I've noticed, lately I myself have become more cavalier about my dental health leading to infrequent pains.


Yeaaah same


it's funny tho,. cuz the moment i take better care of my teeth, they fall apart


same


I've always been a bit terrible with dental health but thats because i put it off constatntly


I find it better if I don't care about them


Out of sight out of mind


I mean if you don't care for them you get fake teeth and then there'll be no pains


Americans always have such perfect teeth though how do you do it?!


But I gotta go the dentist sometimes later this year for routine and cleaning


you funny


KitKat this


We just replace our teeth with fake teeth


Also teeth whitening over in america is alot more normal i think


Oh my god


Yeah, people use a lot of products just to make them look white


Yeah we never get teeth whitening here


Like I couldnt just ask for it, theyd roast me if I said I didnt like my teeth


I would prefer healthy gums and slightly off teeth color rather than perfect white but messed up enamel and gums


I've still got a baby tooth because I was scared as a kid to have surgery and now I can't be bothered to get it done


awww


I'm 27 and I still haven't got my wisdom teeth fully.


now you got a baby tooth for the tooth fairy


my wisdom teeth never came in


I have 2 below the gums slowly coming up


one thing that confuses me is i've never heard of wisdom teeth apart from americans like my ex had hers out and it was the first time i had ever heard of it


But remaining 2 were like one day I suddenly noticed and there they were


Good thing though, because I've seen people in so much pain when they come up wrong


lmfao my tiny sling is redecorating its enclosure


Fudge We just make a huge fuss about getting it removed that's why


Ah fair enough


Tiny sling?


Just finished the first book of the Lunar Chronicles


spider


I dont...


my jumping spider baby just molted this morning too


I like spiders when i know where they are but like they run so fast and hide so well


Whats the lunar chronicals


yeaaa i own 12 tarantulas and 1 jumping spider


Fudge a book series


Oi amigos how's it going?


lyam hi


12 tarantulas, wow


Damn I wanted a snake but feeding it mice would make me feel so bad


is anyone else hyped for the terraria update


Like 12 tarantulas


yes


Witch the jumping ones sure look cuter than any other spood


You mean those big, hairy once right?


uh


Cool


Have they ever bit u?


i got 3 adults


no


Mete


Yeah those shed their entire skin don't they I saw a video and it was like wut O.O


The image isn't loading


These photos on the internet are some of the cutest Jumping Spiders I've seen


Don't need discription though


Oh okay yes they're so cute


Oh cute


And four eyes


!pick 8782


Mine!


I mightve corona


Shawn nice username


Hi hi


Oh no


Spiders


Look up and see death fyi


Im looking up


I dont see anything


In the chattt dingus


!pick 4649


Spider


Correct very spoopy


Whaddup


Howdy do


Hello humans


Spider is 10/10 spoops


Hey


Hih i


What kind of music do y'all listen to


Minecraft ost


Vaporwave


Hello guys


Hot


A e s t h e t i c


Uhh music?


I listwn to music i like


Who doesn't?


Evadne!


Doom soundtrack


The music i listen to at any point of time keeps changing but i still like them all i just dont listen to everyone at the same time


Epic


Ebic


Sup?


Not much! Just having a coffee before I work my candle magic.


I mean...thats not lewd at all


Hi Oganesson Tsar Nicholas II, wassup?


Bruh


No u


Meep


I'm a helium atom sorry


I gotta make a set of custom candles for an Author. The new book releases tomorrow.


So the noblest is the lightest?


I suppose


mmmhm. Gonna try doing a marble technique.


Hmm


Ngl kinda expected it to be the heaviest


I'm not that unstable


Well since the He on earth is limited. We appreciate you being on our server


boop


Thank u


Ngl I wish I were a hydrogen


Actually no


I wish I was Fluorine


That guy's such a chad


What about xenon


Heard he is hot too


Hes a virgin


For fluorine


Nope he mates with fluorine


In a threesome


I'd rather be Mr stealyoelectron


nutty joe


And flaunt my electronegativity


But I'm just a helium:/


I think helium is dope


Helium is cute


Aww


I like helium as a friend


Everybody likes helium as a friend


I like helium as friend of friend


I just wanna take someone's electron


Well you gotta wait until the excitation threshold is reached


Ionization isn't fun


It looks as tho, but all you want is Zero entropy


Hello, re u speak about chemistry? Electron, neytron, crypton?


I m not good at that, but i said think, that u speaking about that.


Hey Gercide, is your name LedZepplin?


Nope


My ionization energy is too high


Led Zeppelin is p.good


My first nick is Niq, but i wrote pks nickname and i got that nick


That's why you're Noble aren't you?


Which brings me back to the point


And why all people laughing at Ledzep?


Can u tell me?


Uranium best element coz explosions XD


Maybe I'll just pretend to be a hydrogen


Oh hydrogen bombs are epic


Maybe you were Hydrogen


Before the Fusion


There we go


It's fun talking Chem


Yea


Chem best science


Yeah chem is awsome until u get to thermo and stuff


Acryaly physics is better


Umm


Actually


Nah


Chem


Physics, Biology, etc are all fancy


Chem is the best


Nope physics is better mate


False


It's the basis for all science tbh


chemistry maek explode


Chem Chem make things go boom boom


Well a nuclear physicist made atomic bomb sooo


Also it's believed that Einstein designs played an imp role in making atomic bomb


Einstein took inspiration from Geometry for his famous energy equation


E mc2 is apparently the equation for a parabola


Yes it is


Anything with a power forms parabola


It's a quadratic


Physics for the win


But nothing wrong in trying to seek inspiration in known things


Yeah mate


I most fascinated by the working of black holes


I haven't got the time to go deeper into the topic though


I respect experimental physics more


Im more interested about studying kinematics and electronics


Some of the theoretic is just smart guys making niche jokes


MaFayce


My respect to you sir


I want to visit CERN


And work there


I want to visit tesla and work there


Kinda a pipe dream though I am not that genuis


Well start at your University


And make it big, you'll definitely get to cern


Yeah working towards it, quite a shambles though


Anyhow how's it going?


Good luck!


Oh ty folks


Bored, boredom taking over


same


I watched an undertaker documentary


Quite lit


Youre into WWE?


Yeah mate


I used to watch it all the time


But my fav right now is aew


I even collected those trading cards


Ive a full collection book


Oh wow


Whose ur fav wrestler?


John cena


Oh nice nice my fav is aj styles


Missing Cena though


He isn't active anymore, he is doing movies and Hollywood


Yeah, I havent watched wwe for quite a while now


I never understood wwe


Well depends on your taste


Honeslty I got into wrestling by watching WWE but I have seen greater products than the E


Elo


sup dude


Im sad


Why tho


Paul Vasquez passed away


Rip


He was the double rainbow guy


Whatev you say bruv


!pick 2961


say sike


wait now ay


Okay, sike.


Paul Vasquez actually died


Sike...


double rainbow all the way across the sky


rip king


Wow


U guys committing treason


anybody down to watch netflix?


!pick 9517


!balance


He'll yeah


Wait huh?


!pick 5463


Toilet rolls?


Yeah those appear and then if you're the first to type the thing you get roaches


Well thats new xD


And what are the roaches for?


Fun?


I think for buying roles


hi everyone, how goes it?


Oh okay that makes sense, hi it goes well?


Howdy do


It's going


You can assign basic roles via a bot btw BritDeFey


Yep


Okay I think I clearly missed something but its cool I will stumble my way through it. Anyone doing anything quarantine approved?


Nope, I'm a NEET


Like?


I blame LyamFurious


Ahh yeah what did I do?


Welcome danch


Add fire to your loneliness


Hi floof


Heyo


Sup floofy


Nothing cleaning like a mofo


an yea u stirred my soul, with dreams of black coffee and your rugged man beard


Whats up with you killian


Behaving I hope


Nah.


Hello thank you


Me, well... Being lonely and miserable


Howdy danch


Danch no problem


I'm good thanks I hope you are doing well too


We want to make everyone feel welcome


Valareeactually u are the first 1 to comment on my BEARD XD


Well I am doing good, aside from being lonely and miserable af


that's a mood


Never behaving, take my hand and I'll take you into the dark, and write of thee


Which might be an exaggeration of my over dramatic mind playing ping ball


Im sorry vigilante


Don't be


Mmm?


TheOfficialQueenFloof


I am kinda, kinda well just say stupidish dickish attention seeker perhaps


Or I might be venting in a way I find it suitable


Nice


Lmao


Fair enough


Im going nuts in an apartment


I reorganized the towels...


For the second time


Your the fookin woorst LyamFurious


By color and size


Alrighty


nutty joe


Sibiehonestly ik u like me XD


Attention seeker ik


!pick 3211


ruude


Well it's good to have attention mate


!pay Kirsti 24


I hope that works


Yeah everyone's does


Dang someone is nice


Well I don't classify myself as a nice person, I am a Saint XD


Man I see everyone has their status to invisible


Its weird af


An naaah


Yeah I don't want Any1 to know I am there


Scared?


No coz I am a ninja


Sneakin


And also I can see people talking behind my back XD


into dms and that yea


Ninja smack talk seeker


He'll yeah


Anyways people are nice here, since I became incognito or before it


They were having the same reaction towards me


I'm just


a


mean


ass


I am some random dude XD


Yeah we


know


Life is too short man


Stay wired


nou


Life is awsome stay awsome XD


BritDeFeyalso mate get ur roles


I mean, I would if I knew how?


Go to rules


That pfp is cool mate


Message Echo.


I look up fantasy every now an then


Of?


Welcome folks


Have a nice time


Fantasy I guess


Also a name change huh?


Purple reminds me of purple rain


I browse deviant art, tbh


Oh okay okag


you?


Me well


I am mixed bag of potatoes, onions and some random veggies


That's what being gemini is


Basically toxic


Add in a dash of darkness upon a foggy morn


Yo what happened to slowchat


And a British or a French girl on my arm, and we'll have a swell old time


Omg


Oh geez


U will have orgi XD


Slow is well dead I guess


Sad


I did have a few in my college days ngl


Those were fun.


Churchyyu and og slow?


Noice


I haven't had a narcotic filled orgi fest


The best was those fiery redheaded twins


Or booze one for that matter


Maaan


Redhead twins


Were they Irish XD


All passion, and blue eyes.


Remember what I said above?


..Nope, I was barely paying attention


I am lonely and miserable XD


My friend, you need to make some memories


Hit up a girl, and have a good time


Anyways carry on, I will cry reading ur discription


I went on a few dates and they used to switch midway through


Was fun tbh


Oh anyways I am not the type of person who would have orgi filled parties with booze and stuff


Oh, I never drank


I am more closed


I just got dragged into things


Orgy


well I haven't been luckily


My sister and I always through orgies


Europeans know how to throw fantastic orgies tbh


Throw


I like a small circle of people and sitting at the corner and thinking


Basically I am boring


Shame


Like the queen


Massive punani


Queen in immortal XD


Yuh


I mean, they say old women have great experience


Yeah


Don't go down the m!lf


It's all perspectives


Nah drown in the PuSSa


Fudgewell I don't think my life is boring, I am just not contempt and happy


But a life on discord is pretty boring imo


It be like that fr


That's xxpssyslayerxx


Vally


yurrr


I heard he's a virgin, he's never even kissed a lady. But Ma she was aaa laaady


And we have summoned the slayer


A lady, oooh


Imagine living your whole life only to become a moderator


She's got dresses, and loves her cider a bit too much


Who u talking about Esten


She dreams of prince charming, excitements and thrills to give her chills


kanye


OOOh sheee's a laaady


dude is tripping


im scared


He has lost it


xxpssyslayerxx what about


And I admit I said him to carry on XD


Tripping, and ripping through this discord, going insane


Oh cool cool


Ag are you ok?


Lost my marbles, threwaway my brain, for a needle an pain


A dash of heroin straight to my veins


I think we need some counterpoetry


Oh gawd


Stayin fly, like an indian guy.


Ain't no white guys


Wait what?!


Also why'd you switch from shadow everlasting to purple everlasting


Hey?


Howdy


LyamFurious Indian guys are fly, what didn't you get


Purple is the colouer of lavender roses


Dale Hello?


He'll yeah


bruh what typa


And the scent of lilacs


purple is the color of lavender trees


rajatppnyeah, it that's what he means XD, I THOUGHT about something else


pls brazzers Girish


!work


Hit that beat, wank the meat, you failing


Just dropping in to say love y'all


Blame BeaunusPoints


Sup majestic


Just don't mine him mate BeaunusPoints


Even the people I don't know that well yet, I hope to get to know y'all someday. I find that everybody, more or less, has worth and deserves love.


I love you, now where's my ring.


Ahh


Flushed down the toilet?! XD


whatsappenin


I'll flush your soul down into the sewer


Off


turtle thought you were doing work


Alright


i said i was doing it halfassedly


Fudgesure


Losin my mind, ain't kind. Gimme pills an sleep


So should I sing u lullaby so u think of lollies?


I might count sheep for the heeps of sadness stored in u my dear normie


Faricaalso let's continue in slide chat


Sup ussy, Taki and nitsua


Wazup


Salutations


hello lyam


What's good


not chicken and salad


!pick 9724


What's wrong with chicken and salad


Hiya Lugo


sup


Chillin


!rob @


!work


!weekly


!balance


Okay


!poll


Frustrate cat is frustrated


Who do I rob


Hi everybody!


You guys decide


Rob me


Pass


Its a unanimous decision


Vote


I changed my mind. Rob ChromePython24


Oh look its my shadow. Hello


Vote what?


Ugh


its beat down time


!rob ChromePython24


Yesss


Jedididimus hey I am not ur shadow


I have offended you


!work


My brother is ur shadow


!weekly


!balance


naise


Hey my brother is so perfect, he doesnt t even cast a shadow


uhhh


Uh ok


what?


Okay I lied. Hes pretty cool though


Dont get why have to be robbed


Give me insects


MSKSODJSHBDBSBWHAHSUJDD


I want all of the insects


!rob SolBedgay


!give Baras 1


ok


MOAR


no im poor


! Balance


Bruh I dont even know what this is


okok god forgive me for i will simp


why you calling me an assshole


wait


That is messed up


God is a simp prob


huh


Pikachu you robbed me


Huh


No


The people robbed you


I represent the people


The people voted


I asked various times to vote


Majority voted to rob chrome


I speak for the trees


Its true. 1 was the majority


1 out of 1


I am the clorax


hi clorax


I speak for the cleaning utensils


Humans


I say hello


fzzz


Hello


heya


!pick 4593


AAA


Sol


I am doing something boring


How about you take it to slow chat


!balance Pikachu


Youll fit right in


Nvm hwody


!balance


Howdy


ah ty


FZ ohhh what is it?!?!?


idk what slow chat is for


Imagine 11666 roaches in ur house


Slow people


Erm


Me sitting here


Slow chat is so ppl dont spam


Doing nothing


hey


Lati I wish I had to imagine that


meanie:


Oh no the fear


FZ nice!


Slow people are for people that are slow readers and Typers


Nice


They need things happening at a slower pace...else they get lost


I mean I wouldnt mind taming a army of roaches to invade a country


ok tobi u offended me


YOH sound as optimistic as my non existent gf Dan


Then I could become a roach dictator


Noice


Thats fine sol


SolBedgay I hope not in an sexual way


Slow chat are also for the sensitive crew


brother


Comrade?


Brother


bruh


Go on, slowchat


It awaits


COMRADE


Let me tag you there, i know it is hard to find


For you slow people


nono


dont bither


bother


Is that my cat?


is that the cat from stuart little?


pretty sure of it


Cats and dogs


He has joined them


Ill check up on him in 10 minutes


ohhh i knew it looked familar i just couldn't figure out where it was from


To make sure hes alright


He came back


Cats r better than dogs


god is dead, the universe is a hologram


dude im just not god with my phone


stop calling me slow


good


guy is bored knocking at your door WWYD


This is just a simple fact


Sol, you dont like slow gang?


Glaab no


They are nice people


Cats are better than dofs


You need to get with the modern times peasant


Godfrey you need to go with my 9mm PEASANT


Welcome JAO3


welcome


Plz I need a gun in my life


bang bow


botta bop bop


bing


This nibba spittin


Straight fire


Medwin I could gift you one bullet


gun sounds


i havent slept in over a day


Just the bullet in my head plz


anytime i move i feel like i phasing through multiple realities


Samanthia ok


Why are you edgy


they are young and only developing themselves, i was like that too, most likely a lot of others


Im an onion I am by nature


i presume


kek nvm i remember roles are a thing


I mean Im 18 so I guess I was more so doing a meme


Im 29 and still edgy like that, just not in a general chat


I dont know the difference


Oh um okay then plz dont die


bet


just lack of sleep dw


Why do you all


Oh wait


i am


all


Whats keeping you awake hunter


Ya'll depressed fk nuggets


Stop


I like chicken nugs


What's up?


Yes


I am switching chats every 5 sec


Yep


donkyhot the loneliness and having to be trapped by yourself with only your subconscious thoughts bursting into reality in the forms of suicidal thoughts, scarring memories, and overreacting about literally everything


Here we go XD


Awww shizz here we go again with the severe clinical depression


see i can be eDgy too


Hmmm


Also I want to own the word donkyhot


real sad boy hours


But can you get lost in my edge..


Just take some melatonin


I always see the texts wrong and think that you arent edgy


while u were being depressed, i was studying the bLadE


Jus drink some juice


I see way other stuff


Juice is the best drink


tea


incorrect


Yeah or tea


Brb sliding in Phelips's dms


But mainly juice


no or, only tea


shutup


Tea with whisky


Cough cough juice cult


Energy drinks


im going to burn you on a cross and use your bodily fluids to make tea


I only drink water and tea


Ewww energy drinks are like the tears of body builders


i must eat the monster energy


can and all


i must get the horns of the red bull


consume the AWAKE JUICE


Yes


SPICY SODA


I most consume the juice


I moist consume the juice


juice is heresy


Do you like basketball?


hey dont talk bad about my apple juice


Apple juice is for nerds bish


grape juice


orange juice is best


apple juice expired is the best


YE MA BOi


Vodka XD


LyamFurious potato juice


Orange juice and vodka is the way to die


yes


rum and miranda too


Noice


I wanna snort it