Also this song is bad Onion


Did major adulting yesterday


Rented a car


Wooo


Do u wanna hear the grocery store rap senpai?


ew I just remembered onision


I've always looked up Onion


oh god i'm having a brain malfunction


I've already looked it up Onion


Onision is not good


I'm so tired jfc


Not good at all


Heziah Isnt it baller?


No it's terrible


I want the rap game of a grocery store


nutty joe


I heard one of his kids fell out of a building and got their head snip,snap crackled pop


They still alive but sheesh


also, nutty joe


I mean my rap game is 100 worse than theirs for sure though


But my ears are offended by what I heard Onion


Who Onision?


Of course cuz they are baller rappers


I believe it


mcnewyork My uncle


Hes kinda weird


Was talking to gaming sorry


youdon'twanttoknow


He is my uncle tho smh


Onision called Shane Dawson a pdo


I have an odd video of Onision saved on my computer


When he was having a weird set of breakdowns someone decided to start putting his videos into an app that's supposed to turn it into a song. Super odd sounding


Welp


Hm


Lmao


Indeed upgrade


Lmaooo


I got 4 hours of sleep, this is a no judgement zone


Try getting two


I ran on 4 hours of sleep before I immediately went back to sleep


Because someone kept u up with dms,squints


Hm smexy mans


4 hrs of sleep is trash


4 hours of sleep is a bliss


cmon, 4 hours?! living like a king


oh queen!


I get like 2


Nutty my papi


No more nugget I ate him


Did you know you can sell one testicle for S35,000


wanna buy one?


Bru moments


hey anyone want to play minecraft


Lmao


Who wants my left tit


Meee


On an unrelated note I have S70,000


ill carv it out myself


Calm


its ok with 30k


just take it


Oof


OOOp


Dang but who would sell it why would they need it


So many questions not so many answers


Who kbows


i have another one, im fine


Bru


just take one, its ok


I'm good


LaraCWB joining in the weirdest of moments


hi dude, hope you doing fine!


Heziah Sleep


U thot


Noooi


Ur tired I can smell it


!pick 2563


Hehe


Yui hug


!pay Monie 100


Yui hug Armstrong


Heheheh


Djuret yyy


Im confusion


!pay Coumas 31


Confusion is jey


aaw i tried


Key


Dun pay me


!pay djur 50


cmon you like the money


Please don't ever say you can smell something on me


!balance


!rob Lolita


Uh oh


I'ma get them roaches


!work


!rob Heziah


!daily


Yeah u gonna get those roaches fined u sleepy thot


Crime doesn't pay


Prob not


Uh


What


Bleh


Stupid work meeting


Pro Tip, if you're going to rent or buy a home with a pool, make sure you have enough money for a pool guy too. Taking care of a pool is very time consuming and is a daily chores.


Caine spitting facts


Hiya


Howdy porott


Great


Wbu Caine


What role should I buy


I can get two


Fine, just finished tending my pool and am gonna medic on some TF2


OOoI


Here are 3 easy steps to get S70,000


I wan a pool


1: be a guy


2: have testicals


Godfree it is sweltering today ngl


3: sell them


Pools are a pain to manage but friends like em, they're good for bbq's and they're good for excersizing


SE Its gotten a lot hotter yeah


I hate summer sooo much


Hoiii apples


I live in Florida


I hate summer too


I burn so easy and never tan so


Oof caine


Hi!


Hoii pie I lob u


summers are cool


Yui kiss American Apples


I've been to Alaska, loved it. Lived in Colorado, loved it. Lived in Maine, loved it.


But I hate Florida


You can sit topless and drink beer


Florida kinda weird


im so confused


A guy made a crocodile sx dungeon in Florida


Just give me rec weed and I'll be happy anywhere


Damn that got me feelin some kind of way


Floridians are weird


Hehe whats weed


American Apples me too, just arrived and i have no clue of whats going on


Hi lara


I like me some fresh mowed grass


MMM


porott hello there


LaraCWB


No u


Caine, how did it feel


Fresh mowed grass smell is mmm


Murdering your brother


You may be smart but... I HAVE A GUN


so, do I have newfriends now?


That's kinda how it went


I have these guns points to arms


Pow


Srry


Woof


What's going on here?


My intense muscles


Oh yeah u flexing huh


Ut pfp makes me uncomfortable


Onion ain't got muscles Onion is weak


LyamFurious


U dont know I have noodle arms only I do


I don't like hero shooters


It's 15 or something years old


It's got it down pretty well


porott howdy


Welcome to the server


Howdy


nutty joe


LyamFurious ur pfp makes me uncomfortable


porott oh srry want me to change?


Nope


I mean if u want to be comfortable I am okay


plz change


yeah pls do, its boring to be the same everyday


alright if all insist


nutty


Nooo I dun want u to change


onion has to change also


sketches makes me shiver


Gud


Bring yourself back online.


Mete


no im sleeping


Im glad I spoop u


So?


spooped


porott djur?


Why did u conform to peer pressure;;


much better muhahahahaa


Apple pie u a hater


naah just spreadin love and happiness during these hard times


Sula oh its okay, there's no pressure here, its all about making this place good for everyone


Imma get my longsword out


uh oh


Na it's alright


Much better LyamFurious


Righty!


Jahdiel where's the sword?


I'm at Wendy's


Damn you're still a mod and didnt give me my redacted


Oh awesome


goofy


Can't eat anything doe


There ya go


Stabby stabby


HW you'll get your redacted


Huh


Noice


I have no clue who is and isnt a mod


MaFayce u said redacted?


if they have a hard time staying single, they're a mod


I am mod


Ohhh ok


Def not a mod then


god told me I can be whatever


Massarelli Any1 with dark blue color is a mod


Dark blue kinda ew


I wanna be a mod


No u dont


Alright mum


Ur welcome son


imagine being a mod


being a mod is an ekersome task


Role with biblical consequences


Also u obtain like dad levels of coolness


No not vry cool


Na wanna be cool be like me


Biblical consequences.


Quite, sensible and wholesome


U supa wholesomeee


Nothing is more satisfying than destroying a toxic player in a video game


Yeah, imagine being a mod


xd


Sensitive subject? SendMeAnimeGirls


I'm being too mean to Onion, i'm sorry, forgive me


Jkjkjk don't swing the ban hammer


ONION IS MY SHIP!


Respect her..


And howdy jewelry!


She is?


Yeah, idk how and what caused that to happen but I am also amazed XD


Judge, Jury and Executioner.


Cmon who wants that?


Na not me


I am just LYAM KILLIAN PAYN I am a lonely specter


Wow that's cool tag line right?


Howdy uni!


And I'm just a ordinary user looking for friends.


Hey


Ello there


How's it going?


!pick 7827


Me bro? I'm watching Godfather.


Oh cool


Pamelina which part?


Dale looks like Priyanka Chopras eyes in your DP


MaFayce u said redacted?


Jessalyn


HW oof


ARES I dont know who that is


ARES part one, I'm getting into it for the first time


Dale Google


Dale UN Ambassador for Peace who apparently advocates for war


Also Nick Jonas' spouse


Also actress


Welcome


Hola mi amigos


hello


!work


!rob Mete


Hello how old is everyone


Whelp


m!divorce nicolekc


oof


m!propose MissConfined


Big off


Oof


An hour of work leeeft.


m!accept


oop


Hezzy dont judge


m!adopt BoopBoop


I love this woman here


This is the one


Mmmhmmm


Howdy


smh


i'll ping him later


OOOf


pssy be my son


Hi confined


ilysm


Well ya I googled her she went to my HS for a year apparently.


how is your day going?


Someone adopt me


no I already have parents


what's up fatties


tragic


But ya nope. Im not Indian.


I WAS GON ASK U FIRST


alfghgjka


I need a wife


you can adopt me


its fine


How your day was goin


this family tree nonsense is gettin confusing


Jus like real life


You from'Bama?


No


Jack turns me on ngl


dude i ran 12k under 45 mind


mins


im dead


Howdy


hi snek


But its with like 115lb


Hi snek


and no joggin allowed


well, you can build up endurance to run fast pretty good


It just takes consistency


Workin on it rn


the grind


aerobic conditioning is the easiest thing to build, just takes consistency


Almost done with work


Procrastinating typing my last report


lmao good luck


what do you do


if you dont mind me asking


Well my title is aba instructor”


so you teach people abba songs?


Aba being applied behavioral analysis


cool job


Sup shinro, Jack and mcnewyork


Thatd be awesome lmao


ahh


mcnewyork what can I call u though XD?


Nah I work with kids on the autism spectrum


Lyam mate


nutty joe


You can call me mc or newyork


MaFayce ruined abba for me


Well, he ruined fleetwood mac technically


he said fleetwood mac is like abba if they ever tasted happiness


and i felt that


Im writing up reports from my students speech therapy sessions


Mc coz it's much cooler


My job has many responsibilities lmao


So just see how their sessions went?


I write what they did in session and take behavior data


I also teach sessions


That's cool


Make materials, input data, etc


Yeah its honestly great but time consuming af


I like time consuming things


that sounds like a lot of work


jack. it's true doe


Its a lot


I considered part time before corona


But I need the dollas


I've always had two careers, always. Just I hate not working


it feels like a waste of time ironically


I get that


I consider myself a workaholic


But my chronic fatigue and pain makes it hard


I have an online business and I do afterschool/weekend stuff when it isnt lockdown


Well, i do it for a lot of reasons. If I am home I am just jerking of or wasting time doing unproductive things. I was really disciplined during the quarantine days, god only knows how I got through it. But usually when I have a lot of free time, that's when I self sabotage. Getting in affairs with peopel I shouldn't be dating, doing drugs, just general erratic behavior


Ahhh I understand


Do you like your jobs?


business too


I love them all actually


I make teacher materials to sell so its up my alley


Oh of course


Ive done that too ugh


Better now?


Yeah I have two careers I love


accept


!accept


MissConfined i can't accept


Yeah from 1519 I was doign shittiest jobs no one wanted to do


there's a timer trin


We all gotta work our way up


What are we talking about?


under the queensborough bridge


Yikes


Oof lmao


m!adopt BoopBoop


try again friend


I simultaneously hated and loved my time in NYC


Nyc is rough


OK.


Depending


remember when everyone's grandmas were alive in NYC


lmao


bot throws shade


I cried next to North Cove marina my last day in NY


why


Ugh this place will beat you down but I love it so much


Clicked this that evening


Omggg


why'd you leave elli


Miami can be pretty bad also


Ngl


I had S400 bucks to my name Jack


And no job


Wow


Im going back to visit Miami ASAP


So that's roughly 27 punks


I already went back to nyc last year


Some day I'll be back in NY doe


Yeah that's scary man


NYC is unforgiving from what i've heard


I had an uncle live there


When I'm not shitscared and a bit financially stable


Miss this


a room for a midget costed like 3000S month


Clicked this that evening


MaFayce xxpssyslayerxx peep this


IM OFF WORK


wooo


CLICK A PIC INNIT


Miami has a couple of districts each of them highly forming whether or not you'll enjoy miami


I want to leave my house


Kendall I heard is one of the most secure nice areas


I have to go to the card shop today to get some sleeves for my new MTG decks


Same, the weather is so enticing, almost lures you into catching the virus


LMFAOOO


I mean


All the bike paths are packed where I am


elliot be like: maybe there's more to life than horses


Just dont go to opa locka or Miami Gardens or whatever


Carol city etc


Youll enjoy it


Ive never been to Florida


Miami is not as bad as I say it is but ignore the people trying to call you to buy some shitty stuff at malls


I think it's really insensitive to joke about coronavirus. People are dying in droves, nothing is funny about it.


What kinda New Yorker doesnt go to Miami or have family there


You must not be from uptown


I need to get a passort an travel fml


ill listen to it rn HW


pssy after listening: OO


Florida is nice. I spent a week in a resort at Universal Studios last december for Brocation.


I ate at a very nice indian resturant in Miami


Hhhquack


No


Im poor


I live in Brooklyn


Lmaooo


Brooklyn is nice


NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN


Better than Queens imo


You guys remember 9/11


Sorry, I remember the song from guitar hero


Unless you go to east Flatbush or crown heights


I like queens better


Then Brooklyn isnt so nice


LITney Spears bruh I was swindled by a guy from flatbush


Everywhere is dogshit rn


Jamaica queens ayyy


Lets get that straight


South suicide queens


My bf from Jamaica


Homicide Hollis


Far rock and the bridge


Lefraq


I think were talking about crime and stuff gaming


I was thinking to move to Jamaica to catch that Long Island Train


Queens ATAND IP


o alri


Im moving to jamaica soon actually


The country or


Right next to that jota train


Jamaican queens


No the neighborhood hahap


jack. it's a place in Queens


Youre gonna love it


Bambaclat


Its full of all my people


LITney Spears


And postresss


I like the cosmopolitan aspect of NYC, big cities in general. Get to meet a lot of cool people. But they can be so exhausting.


MaFayce


Theres pros and cons for sure


Plus the cost of living


You know what? There's a neighborhood called Corona in Queens


Yeah


Yes there is lmao


Its rough


Bro


I was there for a while


I feel I will get eaten alive and get on the limitedtime menu as Cuban Sandwich Mystery Meat


Glad I didn't move in


Like real rough


It's really bad


Oof


Back in the day Dominicans and black peoples used to play razer tag with Puerto Ricans in corona


I know about corona


I know quite a few people from NYC now that I think about it


I hear gunshots in my neighborhood which isnt great


Dude


Have you guys seen


the documentary RATS


So much buck 50s went down in corona


Omg rats are so bad


r a t


I literally heard gunshots 3 times


And roaches


sup


O S H I A R A T


The nyc facelift


I dismissed it as the nearby store closing down it's shutter


Anyone here doing any research? Need some technical help


I heard gunshots 3 times in 2 months...


Sad life


can someone welcome us


no i didnt


bitch


Omg


Hi Leyla


They just got here


But I'm sure it was some shady stuff


hi new york


ARES about what


And they already got smoke


find some originality


ya i just got here


Im loving this energy


Its so scary man


Anni


I need to get out of the hood!


jack.6227 about sources I should cite in my paper


jack


ugh


Lmao


mcnewyork


But I still love NYC, for the people, some great people out there


Come visit anytime man


jack. about sources I should cite in my paper


ARES well, i didn't do a study with sources. I was part of a clinical trial, the research we did was based on just was study, but extended to a different purpose


Once a new yorker always a new yorker


LITney Spears parents be paranoid af no joke


Hello sexy bishes


My Dad worked at LaGuardia and I called him to Texas last fall, lowkey am glad else he would've been stuck in the Corona mess


SE naw my dads just really busy and he knows Ill either be causing trouble somewhere or eating up his free time


I will never stop


Depending on the study, make sure it's peer reviewed. You can find it on scholar.google.com ARES


If you work in pharma/medicine or anything serious, an observational study will be laughed off. So make sure you don't go for those


Well


Idk


jack.6227 well the study I am not is mostly untouched and no prior paper I am getting to understand the existing Modus Operandi so bit confused what to look after really


After every ebb is a flow


What is the study about if you don't mind me asking


Id like for the world to catch a break some time soon


my gym lost 150 members


we almost went under


Wow


Im lucky to still get paid


Blessed af


jack.6227 illegal trafficking and how it is getting funded


well, i got paid too but


Good


we're in the hole for 20k atleast


Oh lord


Yeah don't know how to help you with that. But maybe you should look into the clinton foundation


they are the best at it


THE SHADE


jack.6227 any reference?


It's a joke. No, really I have no clue. if it was about clinical nutrition or exercise physiology, i would've been able to help


Lmao


but search on scholar.google.com


20k pkr?


USD


The building's rent is like 5 grand a month


jack.6227 did. I could only 7 papers


we've been closed for almost 3 months


use school library databases if you have access to them ARES


My job is online through September


HW I am no more in school my dear


She's not your dear, cow on the other hand


try looking anyway, sometimes they have the full papers if you find the title on the database and then google it later


I mean you can access journal databases without a school ID


ell reacted but took it away


i saw that


Unliked


How many roaches do you have?


gimme for free


I have a million in my apartment


Can I use them here


Okay let's not be racist


HW lowkey tryna get me booted


NYCprobs


Meow meow


i am sure illegal trafficking has been researched before


I still sometimes find roaches in my luggage


yes meow


Ughhh


They lay eggs too


Nasty


Like me


Yes


ew


HW I assume there are no roaches in Canada?


Yeah, even if you hide a dead body in luggage, fly eggs still get through the zipper im not a serial killer, people make body farms to research dead people body functioning


I'm a nasty bish


Oh no


Disbanded


there's like 11,300 results


of court cases


Whaaat


Yeah there has to be Jack


You can cite any of them, if you're studying law or humanities, that's a good enough citation


jack said idgaf about my search history


yooo


hows yall x


good hbu


HW or anyone has suggestions as to where you can consolidate research papers let me know, I can try ask my contacts on the high seas to see if they can grab them


aye im great pal


hi ava


Are you people murdering


wassup


Because kill me pls


Welcome Snake Monster


Yui hug Snake Monster


bruh


Hey Cooper sup


let the simpin commence


honestly av not been able to get off gtaV. cant believe a never tried this soonerr


Wht abt u peeps!


MeowingGod rofl why you coming at his neck immediately bro


Just fckin around


i like gta5 quite a bit wish i had more time for it, long game


rofl LITney Spears


Snake Monster ahh I just reminisce the time I first played GTA V


I'm back


Is it time for GTA VI though?


Elli, take my hand?


Pikachu welcome back


I wish i had a pc instead a ps4


Ok so tobi


Close your eyes


And say my name


Ive had another divorce


Whaaat


And now Ive found my true love


Who?


the first thing on ma save file is ava tryin to pet a cat, not knowing that clicking wouldnt pet it, she killed a poor wee cat


This time its real ok


Do family tree man


I dunno how


m!tree


I don't see you there prince


What's huge cause of dania


m!tree LITney Spears


Oh what


Gaming Addiction


You do it, say m!tree


Jack don't say it


Now that's what I call a good ol fashioned Family


What in the Alabama is going on with that tree


That's too big it doesn't even load for me XD


Jesus christ


You gotta download the image on mobile


That's a nice tree


Wtf ok so


Somethings fucky


!topic


m!proposal Gaming Addiction


shrek


Or is it propose


Pikachu XD y?!


smh


being divorced already


Wait


Wtf


wassup nai


No like


MissConfined send again bro i was bathing


are you trying to adopt


i accept this time


Why arent we showing up on to is tree


hm?


m!adopt BoopBoop


what's happening


accept


yes


i have no idea


I was gone for one minute


Congrates MissConfined


I got locked out so I had to get in my place the hard way


U have adopted beepboop


but I got a fam already


Man what?


Bagels crawl through the toilet pipe?


Youre dead to me then


Luckily for me I always keep my window unlocked so I just had to remove the screen and yeet myself 5 feet up and over


m!adopt


wait wrong one


m!tree


see


Bagels u spider man XD?


Basically


Ok wait


You need to multiply Gaming Addiction


Spread your seeds


How was it though?


MissConfined which family tree are we part of here


I thought it was tobis


i have no idea


I'll just adopt


did you get adopted by tobi?


m!adopt nutty joe


i might be adopted by other people a while ago


dang


Who is Tobi


i got a whack tree apparently


m!adopt BoopBoop


cooper I already gots a parent


Pikachu I wonder who?


Ojh yeah!


I am wondering too


Oh Hi Haley


Haley howdy!


Hii


How's it going?!


All well?


At work


Yui hug Haley


Thinking about animal crossing


Oh alright


m!adopt Mr.Demonstrator


yes


!family


m!tree


m!tree MissConfined


idk


Hes a weird looking character


I would have adopted you MissConfined


My friend wants to torture him


m!tree LITney Spears


You would have been taken care of


All of u have family


I am orphan


My bloodline


Because ofc she does


The superior race


A little bit of miles in youv


Oh we talking about race now?


Fun fact: the command is adopt, not makingkids


80m Sprint is better than 100m


I am pure


Nothing comes before greatness, only after


Ahh cool cool


Guys I am LYAM, I am a good Boi


m!tree


My children, their children and their their children have a little bit of greatness


Sorry elli, not you, you only married one of my children


Wait but


Is that tree a branch off yours


Wtf is happening


MissConfined help


My friend wants to torture him


Haley


Whaaat did i just read


MaFayce is a mod


Nice bro


Bye have a nice day/night guys


idk


its probs my tree


Bye LyamFurious


Cya sweet dreams if u sleeping!


i had buds that adopted me 5 years ago


so i guess its my fuckery


i think you need to be adopted ricky


Also tobi u ain't superior race u are in his presence


LyamFurious laters brodie


MissConfined Ill take the fuckery for the sake of this marriage


Hello


Hey


Welcome to Rickys world of gay dix


Im your host ultra flamboyant rocky


Ricky


Heey!


So


Now what


I think we take our pants off man


Im pretty sure thats how this works


unzips


Welp


I play the I am straight card


Nah bro


Ok well I tried


zips


commits not living anymore


Good bye


Have a great time


is now a spoopy ghost


o shi


You cant hit a god damn ghost with a frying pan


Im intangible


Jesus Christ you need ghost busters


What if it's a magic frying pan


Its like you watch no movies


Who yah gonna call


Ok but if you played dark souls youd know theres only one item that actually lets you damage me


And you have to get it from the ruins of old Londo


oop


Team fortress 2


ASAP


Scout vs scout arena


Only bats allowed


nutty joe


Nutty joe


Gaming Addiction I bet your dodge rolls are TRASH


!pick 8394


!rob Dharma


I never played team fortress anyways because im not a nerd


!balance


!fight 500 red


brb when im at 22k


!fight 25 red


Rofl wait


Wait


Is this not hilarious to anyone else


it's a male chicken


Ok fun ruiner l


Yeah, but it didn't work once you said see what I did there


Why are we fighting


aye nutty joe, how ya been doing


memes


!fight 20 red


talk to my mom first


m


m!tree


MissConfined?


Oh nm


Dania


Booo


return


Hey miss confined


Look at my family...inbred, including myself.


Fortunately my son, nutty joe is keeping a healthy bloodline


Yeah


Keep the family honor intact son


You guys are my family


No inbreds


Since you are part dania


We do it like our ancestors


We're part Mete


And part miles/pika


m!adopt LITney Spears


Is he here


Yes


m!tree


Now ok this is weird because now we truly are Alabama


the trees look alabama but if you marry someone they're not specifically marked that they're not a sibling


LITney Spears u belong to a honorable family, son. Don't ever let us down. No inbreds, don't give birth to an abomination like me.


Hello


Yes my family is honorable


m!adopt Beans


Don't taint my blood line


nutty joe out bloodlinet must be pour


: D


Say yes


no


say no girl


Oh no


Beans


What


dont touch my lil sis


Im so confused


Yo nutty joe, wanna see if you can marry a sibling with this bot


Koa the only way thats happening is if MissConfined picks a trash bag for a kid


Helloooll everyone


I dont know which of you Id take


Tendies she needs help


Gaming Addiction why would I do that


out of curisoity


Wait


Say yes beans


YES BEANS


Kuma do u say no or yes


What!?


I didnt


Norvun you can earn roaches via!work,!weekly commands


m!adopt Beans


Rofl


Kuma bamboozled you bro


Say yes


And then use roaches to buy bananaroles Marisa


dont touch my lil sis


child join our family


Who in the family?


What are work and weekly commands?


You'll be honoured, worshipped


m!tree


Thats the family Beans


Look at my family beans


How do I get into this tree


No inbreds


m!adopt juggy


say yes beans


Yes?


Yes


No:


Ok Im adopted!


Hi welcome!


we have 2 beans


You all have different moms


I could do something


m!adopt BeaunusPoints


He is just the father


goldy beau


What yall doing?


rip


nutty joe keep our family pure, not like these abominations


yui pet Beans


m!adopt Misty


!adopt Pikachu


: D


No


My blood is pure


m!adopt Beans


why are we in main


I am top of the tree


Bruh


We got roach mod blood, Miles. You're surrounded


m!tree


What are we doing?


!weekly


!work


How do I marry?


YO anyone WANNA GET ADOPTED


dont bean


m! marry?


me not allow that


What we doing?


Beans move up in the tree


Yui ship


Let me adopt you


Why?


Beans marry kuma


Because I'm miles


!adopt SlaughterCat 1


m!partner


m!adopt SlaughterCat 1


Kuma is my parent!


yes i am


Do you accept


I ate nugget now I'm welp this


And sn00zy


!brazzers H


AWhat im confused


SlaughterCat 1 say yes


Say yesss


Yes


Yes...


Lmao


m!tree


m!marry Beans


Nutty tree


Nutty tree!


nutty tree


heh thats what she said


The tree of nut!


I got u boo


Inderd


Boo


And sn00zy


Beans huh


Indeed


AAAhhh


sn00zy are you married to kuma?


m!partner heh


Beans yes


I'm ur child


I'm nygget


Nugget


But I ate him


sn00zy then Im your child: D


Cool


m!familytree


At 3 am


Queen


: D


I got two beans as kidd


WHAT IS HAPPENING?!


kids


Okay


m!adopt sn00zy


Yeah!


Yes wqueen


Ok


Accept


Yes or no


Nutty make more babys


m!perks


Nooo queen


m!tree


Whyyy


Why accept


Idk


Nutty you are growing my tree


Im carrying the blood line


Nutty treee


Ive always wanted a dad


OOO


SAME!


Sang


Dang


My bloodline


That hit dif


Yes


!commands


I think dads are nice


Bru I need a wifu


Should I try to adopt Ellixander?


Nugget needs a wifu lmao


Say m!emancipate queen


m!adopt MaFayce


I sse


How is u alive


m!gold


Nutty I'm already your Granddaddy


I meant great


Lmao


botcommands


Nutty bro


nutty no


nutty joe Nutty hi?


SE nutty hello


How r u


SE Im fine


Beans who r u?


How are you


Hi Im beans!


nutty joe thats good broski


Hi Beans


Nice to meet you!:


Hi!


Same about to bounce soon


Im So CONFUSED


Eating with family


Yui hug Beans


Hugs


Yui hug heh


Bye SE Enjoy your dinner


Yui highfive ProbablyNotInfectious


Yui hug nutty joe


No we have no high five cmd


Lame


yui slap SE


We can pretend that sit


It


Close enough


Take this bomb


And that loss


nooo!


Aight I'm out


NOOO


SE bai


NO DEATH


Bye


Fine


Pls roast Beans


Heeh bye byee


Ruthless


Im dead now


Pls roast ProbablyNotInfectious


Yui cry


Omg


Welcome!


in the arrrms of the angles


No bully beans pls


Yes


Pls roast H


No


m!tree


!work


Grandfather why dont you love me


I do


hey gamers


Hey


m!adopt Spike


Oh


brah


you sure don't want to do that


i'm bad boye


Oh wow


Literally wow


Nutty you branched the tree like wow


m!perks


Also botcommands


Boop


boop


Wassup dawgs


Guys feel free to hit introduceyourself and post a short intro about yourself if you haven't yet


Nice pfp Beans


Thank you!


Back at you!:


Thank you 2


What are y'all doin


Vibing


Want a cookie?


Nobody likes cookies?;;


!work


Harold


Kuma


m!emancipate


!cookie MaFayce


M!cookie MaFayce


Wtf


Hmmm


You up for adoption?


m!tea SlaughterCat 1


Yah but i want to be my own boss so i emancipated


m!cookie MaFayce


Cool I respect that


There we go


Thats bull


m!cookie H


!topic


m!parent MaFayce


botcommands my dudes


Main is becoming botspam


K srry. New here


No problemo


What is one of the top things on your bucket list?


Sky diving


This chat is dead


Hey


Ello lazypawtato


/Nick kangaroo jack.


Ok


As everyone types


Ello jack.


Hi Jackaroo


Wait


Jesus Christ


Sorry


McScuse me


Can you put your muscles away


saving that


Wow


Sir


Had too


Bruh


!warn SlaughterCat 1 Rule 7 no spam


MaFayce i only put it once its not spam


Pls don't do it again


Fun fact my first jailtime for a similar message


SlaughterCat 1 fight the power!


No


I'm a kangaroo


MaFayce well the chat was dead and I did what the text told me to do


Ah noice


He powered up that jump


Oh my God I love cockatiels


Excited about broccoli


Elliot referring back to the mod manual: what to do when the users make a good case


I used to have one


Malonis let's see what we're working with here


Id be excited about broccoli too


!pick 2586


!pay carvedfromstone 6


Carved do you need roaches


m!cookie Girardo


Danke


But indians eat biscuits


Same thing


Nein


Parry bitte schon


Someone said I looked like the Grinch


Lowkey cut deep


This chat is so dead


you look like the topic of conversation between a girl and her therapist in 4 years


MaFayce has mete been hanging out with friends for 20 hours or what


LMFAO


HW is Jelly


I love ya trin


MaFayce facts thi


Tho


Chat inactive for a second


Slaughter:


Yup


Im bored stop bullying me


I can definitely spice things up in this chat


Hehehe


Yes


I know you guys love it


Bring on the spice


Brb gonna shower


Bagels then go to the store


Cool


They sell peppers


The showerhead and I are best mates


You should have gotten a pint of Guinness


I have Guinness in the fridge


Bagels hi


Along with 3 local crafts and 2 PBRs


Bagels you an Irishmen?


Hello shadow


Im not Irish


Pls brazzers


jellybean WTF... I didnt need to know that!


SlaughterCat 1 js


Monochrome is hot


jellybean


Pls brazzers H


Fuck you kuma


Kuma?


I like a nice cold beer after work and we had an 80,000 pound tree today so Im definitely tryna drink


I forgot what you did


Pls brazzers LITney Spears


But I did it


Gay pride sailor Jupiter porn


All the alcohol I had last night had left my body in sweat form by 9am


Who wouldnt want it?


LITney Spears flawless


Hii


hi everyone


Hi Haley


Were still a bunch of swearing degenerates


The boredom is real...


Bagels bet you would


Haley hiya


Only the attractive ones


MaFayce ima lock my doors.


I also dont even know who the mods are anymore


MaFayce time to run from your futa self


Elliot and sendmeanimegirls are all I know of


SE astronomia plays


Why you buncha snitches looking for mods huh


RATS


Nah SlaughterCat 1 megalovania


MaFayce YASS


Yes Im a rat. Thank you.


Misty ok ty for telling us


Bro


Funny I laugh


Cant trust giggles anymore


Confirmed


Yep


Misty


animal abuse jack.


It's the weekend.


HW are you asking or telling


The weekend during covid means nothing


HW as long as he dosnt get caught its not illegal


HW abuse is bad


I only get abused and bullied by giggles


But I like it


Not for me


jack. thats what she said


I still work doing the week.


So the weekend does mean stuff


Im glad you like it jack


Don't snipe doe


Pls snipe


Well im never getting a gf is thats gonna happen


They ain't all that


Lmao


Who knows


Okayy


People like that exist


Well


How are you guys


Okay I guess


Hey jewelgoat


Waiting on god damn UPS


!topic


The last movie I watched was to see how bad it actually is. So kinda.


nope


Wow neeko pop out


Not much. Just chilling bed its Saturday


Never had a job. But having to go to work with my stepdad and help pick up the dead sheep/lambs.


Yep


jewelgoat ouef


I need to figure out what to do with my weekend


Damn


but you get that McDonalds discount thoo


I wanted to work some where but my trash uni isn't flexible with its schedule


Lmao


Back


Bye Felicia!


Knee really? How so?


Honestly I dont even know what Steak n Shake is as it doesnt exist in Denmark


customers were just super rude and kids were always coming in, taking a table for hours, and not tipping


its a burger restaurant


50's themed


is tipping a really big thing over here?


in America?


yeah


Sounds like a dream job man


because in australia tips dont that common


hmmm interesting


Basically what you earn is at the mercy of your customers


protesting the system by not tipping is shitty to the wait staff


But you can make bank if youre good and work at a decent place


Like fuckjng pay your employees a respectable wage man


yeah i was just thinking, the system is america seems really shitty that tipping is necessary for workers to get an actual decent income.


I was paid S2.50 an hour as a waiter


whereas in australia, we get paid really well in some sense


Knee nooo wayyy


thats so little how did you survive omggg


Tips


tips


I think 16usd would be the absolute minimum wage around here


some nights were really good. Id bust my ass and leave with 200S in my pocket


Hello?


but some were bad and we had no customers and id make minimum wage


Yeah I liked being a waitress I made good money but Didnt wanna do it forever


Most servers get more than 16usd/hour here


!weekly


Its like when youre 16 and start being a cashier with your first job you get 16


Hello sexy people


Hey


yo yo


hey jen


my first job was making ice cream for an ice cream shop


Hows it goin


Ice cream sounds good r n


Its 81 F


It feels like it got way too hot way too fast


Last week was decent, this week has been gross


69 is the best weather, don't @ me


I like it its supposed to go back down to the 60s the rest of the weekend


i see that pfp


hi jellybean how are you


HW good


Its dropping down to 79 on monday so I have that to look forward to


Hey jelly bean


Hi djur I'm goood


Daddy is home


Hello sexy


Yui kiss jellybean


My brain hurts


fever night fever night feverrr


cmon its friday


djur friyay


Elli


Truce?


friyayo


o


day?


Didnt you have an eagle icon?


eagle icon


Eagle


Pikachu what are you talking about?


Your profile pic


Didn't you have an eagle before


Long back


!whois MaFayce


Yeah I remember you now


You that bish that would just eye me


LMAO what


Salivating me


Wanting me for himseld


okay let's not get dirty


Huh?


I'm sorry elli


I literally don't know who your talking about


But I'm happy with jelly


What is this bs


Sup sup


fbi stats


do me!


!whois Pikachu


Yui hack djur


!whois djur


Pls hack djur


Its not real no worries


this is creepy


well, my IRL name is Simo


so.. this is creepy


She intially thought it was real


kangaroo jack


I actually knew it was fake just some people dont


Its okay that you fell for it


Kangaroo Jack can easily beat Samurai Jack


!whois Misty


Cod mobile


Pls sub


mysterygirl aye?


Sub please


Nah


Pretty please


hmm..


Not anymore everyone knows everything about me now


A sub wouldnt hurt


Ive also been in the server for like 4months I just emo leave and come back a lot


its dr. dre


sign me daddy


lmaoo


hi burrito


Elloilikeburritos


I'm good for having episodes, leaving all chats, then coming back later.


m!tree nicolekc


Sometimes it good for a break


I'll accept that


Cause you still fall under me


wasnt i married to LITney Spears


You carry my blood


Inbred


Wow


So rude


If she doesn't I'm divorcing


Rude


So hostile


Try me


He is making threats


who you think taught you to smoke trees?


who you think brought you the oldies?


eazye's, ice cube's, and D.O.C.'s


the Snoop dodoubleG's


and the group that said motherfvk the police


Dre


I'm not having this


Towards his grandpapi


In law


Ughhh


Damn I miss playing DD


What have I done to you elli


yeah, maybe next year


Why do you find so much distaste


Disturbing


Grrr


I should be sleeping now grrr


Go sleep


Who's morgana


The cat


I want bubble tea


Hes not played P5


Boo this man


I swear Im pretty much patrick


Sounds nice


Can i join


A tomato?


hello new person


Man if only SNES could play online.


A tomatito


Good morning


Hello kafka


Bagels this emoji is bagels to me


Hi Miles


I like that yellow background


Stands out


Thanks it's in my room


Its like the bagels emoji


That one too


I should make it lighter yellow tho


Your room is that hard yellow?


Yeah


You gotta show me a pic , cause I can't imagine


Reminds me of a school bus


is Elliot emoji


Its like the walls are screaming at you to be happy Kaffy


Hi my name is Alexandra I am 24 years old, I am a medical resident in a hospital in Massachusetts


No it's not as neon as a the school bus tho


BAMPFFairy that's the trick


BE HAPPY


Welcome!


How's hospital life treating you?


They're a resident at most I believe. idk shit about medical school stuff besides Dr Mike


Nice view!


I wonder how long can I go to the beach


Same


Where you from Kaffy


Philippines Pikachu


Niiice


Florida here


Ooh beaches


Hey jellybean


Yeah we got them beaches


Bruh my swimsuits will be rotten


But it's closed


Hey miles


Also, Florida gang


Yeah unfortunately


Floridaaa


You from Boston Borg


Isn't tomatito like a baby tomato


Oh boy I just finished my morning jog


Nice


Pikachu He treated me better a few months ago, the hospital was collapsing people just left a few hours ago from a 48 hour shift


Yikes man


That's cray


So I've seen nurses enjoy going to work even during these times


i went to law school in boston


what's good


I saw a nurse crying her eyes out on a video she made a month or two ago


Because of how stressful and lifeordeath it is


even moreso than normal


O hey new person


being a nurse is a hard job man, like you really have to be committed to see it through till the end


and nurses do the manual work


Yeah exactly


Gotta have that will


I would be a doctor


Pikachu hmmm


I'd be a great doctor


nah i can't with blood


They'd call the doctor


same neeko


i can't even watch vampire diaries lmao


Doctor Tobias Miles


I just kinda fake naivete to make a shimmer of optimism


some people are built different


i was built to be a neet


neet?


nest i think


Neet


Does he use chopsticks to not break immerision?


You from Boston Vona


Pikachu yep


We ate EVERYTHING with chopsticks basically


chopsticks are a given for me lmao l


So Im pretty proficient


I love Boston


Like the vibe


Just walking around the city


Especially in the rain


She tried to be a homie


But man it gets hella windy and cold there


You hold close to the tip of them dont you? Heziah


man i mean, where i'm from walking along the beach is the best vibe


Try higher up


Nah I dont I hold them close to the top


it just takes practice i guess


keep practicing


Pikachu I don't go out lately, I just go from my house to the hospital and vice versa


I mean is there a going out nowadays


I getchu though


Not even out for fresh air? Like just walks


Gabriela oh hey i used to live in cambridge when i went to law school. near porter sq


not in boston anymore


honestly hated the city


Howdy willow


LITney Spears


nostalgia ultra on vinyl


Shin oh what a coincidence, I'm happy for you


wow happy for me


good vibes


Happy for you


stfu miles


let me have this


She's happy for you bro


Pikachu I don't have much time anymore


I'm sad for you Lothaire


One day you'll have a vacation


Take a trip or something


Ive been on hold for literally an hour


FUCK


on hold?


UPS


ooohhh


I love ups


Pikachu Sure, surely when I finished all this I will have much more time


Hey


Anything in mind that you would love to do?


As a break


How are you


yui avatar Misty


BoopBoop


excuse me


Hi LITney Spears


a what?


That's an awful phrase


Hello friends


Howdy


hi dania


Hello


Nutty joe


its not awful


nutty joe


Salsa cup?


No.


nutty no


Chug


A refreshing beverage


Latinas be like


Im whiter then bleached paper


why did i just watch a person put salt and pepper on tomato but not his beef


Joe mama


Yeah why


hi kafka


Hey


!rob Dharma


Setting an alarm


!work


!rob Kaffy


!topic


!pay Kaffy 50


Jokes on you I'm broke


i hope someone doesnt rob me


Oh roaches are the currency


Ok


!rob MeowingGod


Damn son


Do !weekly”


Also !work”


For roaches


how are you guys


Holy roaches


You're trying to steal roaches from people


Chilling after jogging hbu


They worked hard for those


Heziah


Not great


I is sori


Do weekly as well


It's alright it's all part of the hustle


You get roaches based on how active youve been in chat for the week


!rob Kaffy


!rob Dharma


Heziah well Im not doing well because my friend died, what hustle is that part of


WHY


Lmaooo ffs jack.


!rob Heziah


Kaffy making pancakes after jogging


I'm gonna cook chicken uwu


!rob LITney Spears


Heziah I'm gonna rub all of you!


nutty joe I'm sorry for your loss but that message wasnt directed at you


Now it will NEVER end


No dharma I'm fit af


No slim like Asian slim


!work


I'm trying to get fit :


What do u do?


What size waist are your jeans Kaffy


But so far is been working great! I only started 20 days ago


LITney Spears 25


I do one hour of jogging 34 times per week, and one hour of strenght exercises daily


In US womens size or what


today we had an exam and the whole class was in a voice chat during it where we collectively cheated and we only got max 7585 lmao


I dont like that Kafka threatened to rob me and then followed it up with that she's fit


Idk


m!adopt MeowingGod


Ok where do you live?


Why not


Say yes


Philippines


You know what country youre from right?


m!fuckoff


No


nutty no


Dharma that's great. How's your progress?


Oh wait Heziah did I say rub instead of rub


Yes you did lmao


Jesus


It's suppose to be rob


m!tree


Only if you're a cat


Kaffy I havent weighed myself, but I lost a lot of belly and gained a bit of chest/shoulders/muscles, considering its been only 22 days I'm more than happy


Definitely not a cat. I have a cat though


check my name


Showe


Show me


!rob Dharma


Man what


Bullshit


Cat


Dharma Yayay I'm happy for you! Keep it up


m!adopt Heziah


Say yes


Heziah show cat! I have a cat too. I'm a cat lady


AAW BABY


No thank you nutty, ain't getting involved in that bot family shenanigans


She's adorable


Thank you, she's a scoundrel


Hezzy has seen how Alabama its gotten


I've seen these families made and remade a lot


Also I gotta keep my options open ya know


Heziah to be fair youre just seen me being indecisive af and switch 3 times


Aw is she your gf?


Shit I'm new but yay good luck to that Dharma


omg that cat


What's the little fellas name Kafka?


Hakim


Angery boi


Mine is Maka. She attacked me last night over steak


so cute did she won?


Hakim wakes me up every morning by biting my nose


Yeah I have a hard time not giving her pieces while I eat


damn your nose must be made of stone to endure those bites


Im back guys


What up what up


Not like hard bites


Where my ladies at


Welcome back we talkin about cats


Like soft bites


Kafka


Your name reminds me of what trump tweeted


Covfefe XD or something like that


Kafka is an author Pikachu


And also the football player


What


Brazil


Whats his name dharma


Kafka is the dude who made horror stories about judges and attorneys


Kaka


Why do you wanna be in a simp server anyways


Here you have simps like Kuma and normal people too, stay here


Yikes there's a simp Server


every female streamer server is a simp server for example


there is a lot


Oh


I don't play games


Could start and get your own legion of simps though


Ez pickens


just an example


dharma throwing shots at kuma


Heziah I get simps even if I don't play games


Play games


Make a server


Profit


gamer girl water


you dont need to play games


If I got this server for autismcraft, how many of you would actually play?


you can start making videos for orange youtube


I want to bully onion


normal girl water? Ewww


whats autismcraft


Minecraft


autismophobia ok


Ok


So I shouldnt pay for a dedicated server?


no thats an incredibly cuck move


I'm not big into Minecraft


at least setup your own server


What I rather someone else host it and not hog my network resources


Especially if everyone from here is going to be using it


Well there is already the server run server but idk how many people play that


Wait theres already a server?


omg let's play minecraft


Why didnt onion tell me


gang gang


Also does it allow for bullying of onion?


Because thats my only motivation


lmaooo


let onion live


Nah we gonna goon Onion


Otherwise Im just going to play tekken or street fighter or guilty gear


I cant figure which I want to dedicated my time to


ummm


I just like the shooty games


OHH THATS WHAT THAT DOES


Hey you put that back


I rather fighting games


I'm in a old shoot'em ups fase, like Gradius and all that


i mean im heading out soon though


I like footsies and mind games and mixups


And my zoning is top tier


I was joking Neeko I'm not at my desk I'm cooking I'm sorry


LITney Spears heading to south beach at freo lmaooo


Definitely enjoy covid then


We'll remember you


omg i know it too


God I gotta get back to Perth


by the foreshore?


Yeah


cicerello's?


And I wanna break in to that abandoned mental institute with my mates when I get back


Die a mystery


omg lmao we almost got caught coming back out from there


police patrol it heavy now


Really?


yeppp


They never used to


They only did during the day when the tours were on


Ok thats probably a good reason


Yep I wish I could


oh and they smashed down the one near beckingham, the old factory


yes?


Last pics before I left Perth


LMAOOO


you know what that means


I threw up old uptowns on the lines infringe of my house


i wonder if it's still there


Naw


Ex said city took them down like within two weeks


Fucking pricks


When I come back Ill do it again


anyways imma bounce


lmao ill join


Alright laters


Ok but they have to be uptowns


They can be Lows mods or highs


But must be Air Force 1s


Im gonna go exercise tbh


Fuck life ups has me on hold for almost two hours


!pick 7956


ricky wyd g?


I see you


Welcome east hooper25


thanks! Orfurd


How goes things mate?


pretty good, just looking for friends. How are you?


Doing pretty good, just playing some GTA at the moment


sounds like fun!


Trying to get 100 completion. You get to hunt Sasquatch if you do, trying to catch me a squatch


Geez that is a grind


Im watching a joe rogan podcast


Im good


You


Yep, gonna have to admit I have never heard of him either. Im pretty good, just on the Friday night grind


some guy Gary Veynerchuk


east hooper25 he's an entrepreneur, a really awesome dude


Yes i've gotten that from watching thus far . Just was not sure if there was more to his fame than that. Thank you Horatius


nutty joe


is it lagging


god i love uzbekistan


hola tomatito


porque no tomaton


tomatote


dunno man


dunno


Hi peeps!


Hola mod boyo


How r u


Sup onion


Cool Onion san


Hoiii I jus napped for 3 hours


happy Friday


Naps are bad, I napped today


Same but 1hr nap for me


Is it friday? I forgot


I wanted to nap today


Hi bagel boo


Less Gooo


I took a bunch of naps today a few 30min ones


Oh cool that means I can drink tonight


Oh no


Hi onion


I wanna drink too: D what's your poison, Heziah?


I'm not gonna get white girl wasted like last time, promise


Mitis I dun think u get much rest from that tho


Heziah do I have to watch u


Thats a lie


Raymond It helps in tiny bursts when I am waiting for work calls:3


Yall make me want to drink


Mitis Ohhh okay! Talking to ppl makes me sleepy/grumpy too


Oh I drink vodka cause I mix it with everything. Dunno what I'm gonna mix it with tonight Mitis hbu?


Misty Does juice count?


Yes


Ok cool


But I want some wineee


I havent found a wine I super enjoy yet


Why is everyone getting drunk


This is spoopy


Alcohol is badass all the cool kids do it


Talkin to dummi people for sure Ellon and oh my, a vodka person as well! Heziah but lately my friends got me drinking white wine oo


Heziah But I DOnt Do IT AnD IM Cool?


Yello


Hoiii pavan


White wine huh? I've only tried a small amount of rose, I really dont like dry wines though


Hoii onion


How r u pavan?


Yeah, I dunno if I like the wines either hehe


I am fine...


Wbu onion


Mitis I like grape juice jus not that kind


Though one night at a friends party the host had this big wine bowl and it had apples and stuff in it and it was fantastic


Erdei mmm grape juice yes is yummi


Pavan Why only fine? And Im kinda out of it


Was great to scoop the apples out afterwards and eat them


Omg that sounds yummy


Heziah the alcoholic


Im concerned for ur health


Call me Dionysus


Who..


Greek God of Wine come on bro


Cudlip ...


I am very good is that ok?


Idk that stuff...


don't even know your greek gods n goddesses, tsk tsk


didn't like percy jackson as a child?


Pavan Yes! If ur being honest cuz I wan u to be happy!


Oh I never read Percy Jackson I just thought Greek gods were super cool


I do know percy jackson but I gave all the gods my own names


Like Steve and Margaret?


Ahh, I loved the Greek mythology as a kid but percy jackson helped


Yeah zeus is frank


Gilda thank you for your concern on me...


I hope your also doing good


Pavan No prob but tis my job


onion very nice 3


Thats pretty badass


Onion just wants to be nice to people but we just bully her


No u nice mitis!


Hehe usually


: no no


It makes me feel bad but not bad enough to stop


I usually am like more cause conflict? But I wan ppl to be happy so?


I wan be nice moree


Onion you're typing like you're drunk


bahaha


But you know what onion makes me cry


aw pavan


Bruh


Lmao


Im sorry


I think I would hug everyone if I got drunk actually?...


I am saying that when we cut onion we usually get tears


Oh geez thats morbid


Say no to onion abuse


AAAhhh


Thank uuu mody buddy!


Yui pat Roderigo


I think no one is abusing onion


Ooof poor onion


Onion gets what she deserves


Thank uuu


Thats also trueee


Mitis went to offline?


Yui hug heh


Yui hug Nate


Pavan oh, I am here o:


Hard to keep up with the chat since I tab away often c:


Mitis I was missing your chat...


So that's why..


uwu aw


Oh no Mitis uwu'd


Heziah kunnn r u gun vc again so I can make sure u dun get rlly drunk?


Lmao wut


Also yeah this chat goes fast


onion is the designated babysitter it seems?:3


No onion is a baby


Correct!


NOoO


I am an adult


kawaii!


I am older than heziah


Facts


You're not, I am senior


Senior at what


Hoiii anas


You guys seen that every Thursday epic store giving out free game


Onion is 18 and I'm 23 stop spreading lies


Also I just heard my nephew say gang gang from the other room I hate babysitting


So cuteee


gang gang!


Gang gang


Kids r cute


Gang bang?


Nooo


Nooo not gang bang


No lewddd


Bad


Did u say gangbang that's scary and I dont know what it is I'm too yung


Im slightly concerned rn


ruh roh raggy, no nsfw with the jailbaits around


I'm 5


Heziah U never answered alsoo


I am mentally a peanut so


Answered what the vc question?


yui rob Jennine


Yeahh


That's howt


As soon as alcohol touches these lips I'm not touching vc. I refuse to make a fool of myself again


Its!rob pavan


!rob Wenonah


Plzzz Heziahhh


Yeah like that


Your helping me to rob you


Pavan Yus!


That's just how nice Onion is


Actually


!pay Pavan 50


!rob Mitis


There u gooo


!rob Sissie


wow trying to rob poor people


Whyyy


Nutty y u always target me


!work


!pay Mitis 250


Mitis Ooo what class do you main in FFXIV?


!pay Mitis 150


I just started the game like 4 days ago trying for WHM


I help poor people too


WHM is my main


Such a good class


aw thank you Pavan tt nowi can eat tonight bahah


Heziah What would convince u to vc again?


Money I guess


Oh, sweet! I want to try Bard sometime too


!pay Heziah 50


Oof, battery is now at 15


That's not money that's roaches


Heziahhh


!pay Dessma 50


Nooo


Mitis have you had your dinner?


U jus cute and unintentionally racist when u vc


!pay Hrutkay 50


Shit


now i want to hear Heziah in vc hehe


Dun worry I will protec u heziah


Omg its the best mitis


I have had dinner yes Pavan c:


Pavan namasthe bhai


Mitis just dun join causal talk its insane


a cute and unintentionally racist person sounds enjoyable to listen to bahah


I agree!


I wont join


I need someone to disagree with them


lazypawtato salam vali kum


Awww


Vaalekumassalam


I may join vc tonight if my friends arent on to play games tonight


Okay thats okay mitis but if u joined if someone was rude to u I would draw my longsword dun worry


OOO


Ok Heziah kunn


lazypawtato which state bro?


Pavan Telangana


Longsword you sound like you're gonna slay some monster, onion


YouPavan?


lazypawtato bro same..


Are you kidding me


Correct!


No one has ever seen Onions longsword


All that insult Mitis is a monster


Pavan eeeyyy jai KCR


lazypawtato jaii ktr


Heziah Wanna see it?


Donde esta la biblioteca


Pavan raashtram peeru nilapettaali


Nooo thank you


lazypawtato Telangana lo ekkada


Bhadradri


Donde esta la biblioteca!


Longsword


Meedhi?


Woah okay


I feel hurt


Why is it so thin?


it's a pool noodle!


Its on its side


People have no idea what we're talking about I guess


lazypawtato Hyderabad


Right Mitis?


Pavan nicee


Its intimidating okayy.


Yeah maybe if you're afraid of needles


absolutely frightening, lil onion knight


Donde esta la biblioteca?


I am afraid of needles so


Sup mitis


Hi onion


Pavan enti mari Hyderabad lo viseeshaalu?


Hi Miles, hows it goin?


Hello hez


Hi potato


Donde esta la biblioteca


Howdy Miles


Hoiii miles my dad


Pretty good just chilling now


How many dads you got Onion?


Pikachu what's up danger?


lazypawtato first time oka telugu vadni chusthunna


Heziah 4 I think now?


Gross


Nooo


m!tree


Dont insult my dads


Where is onion


Pavan Telangana bidda na, majaaka..


I'm the only dad


lazypawtato


Second to the left?


Yui cookie Seroka


lazypawtato bhadradri 0 cases kadha


I ordered some chipotle and I cant wait


Slayer is also my dad, um, U my dad, um Ghost is also my dad I think?


Yeah bro


Me hungry


Heziah Gib me chicken beans


What does that mean


Chipotle


lazypawtato bro what do you study?


Pavan mechanical


lazypawtato ece


Eeyyy


College?


? What is chicken bean


Howdy do


Chipotle!


Hoiii mini u best


howdee


Whuut?


Yeahh I don't feel comfortable sharing stuff online, sorry bro Pavan


Mitis where you from?


I am from Cali, US


Hi Mitis!


It's kind of a phobia right now


Are you asian? I can't tell


OOO


lazypawtato that's fine bro..


No problem


Im from canadaaa


You cant just shout chicken bean and chipotle like that explains it


It does tho


Pavan thanks for understanding


Thats in chipotle HEZIaH


yis actually, partially korean o: and oniiion no wonder youre such a sweetiepie:3 with your pool noodle


I am scary and intimidating


boops


What's the other part


I miss Cali


Cutie


I wanna visit Cali again


lazypawtato online problems can be understood by online people


Be afraid of my powers


Had fun in long beach and la


I feel like i wish to tickle Onion.


NOOO


Cali be wildin and other parts are german/mexican yes onion, youre spoopy!


You are part Mexican and German


Mitis bro kakapothe clg hyd lo ne na?


I shall respect the no.


I cant handles tickles...


Interesting combo


hugs onion


Hola?


And I sound like a hyena..


Hey


Holaaa


I wanna find out what my heritage is. My ancestors were thotties


Ssup


Hows it goin?


My ancestors were also thotty colonists


Onetime my kid tickled me and I laughed so hard I farted. Loud...


PFF


Yui pfp Mitis


Lmao


oh i bet you sound just fine onion : Pavan uwu i only learned english, my family never taught us so


Such a cute girl


Aw.


I wanna know a dif language


make the chat go up so i dont gotta see dat face


pls and ty:3


But I can only like barely speak English


I wanna speak in tongues ya know


do you speak french then, onion?


Mitis I getya.


OOO


Mini Alchemist it do be like that


Mitis is there any problem with my language?


I am learning German. I wanna learn Korean. So I dont need subtitles.


Mitis I can speak someee french but not rlly even tho Im french


I think if I learned japanese I would just be even more a weeb


Even i can speak some french


Oof


Do it! Ill learn with ya


Pavan why would there be something wrong with your language? Paris oh, what is your main language? o:


Japanese is off limits to learn as I dont want to be seen as a weeb


I love languages.


Mitis Englishh


wooow heziah : ... same tho bahah


But I am practicing my handwriting.


I got my mail and I am so happy.


salut


Bonjour


Listen itd be great to learn it, I've got some family in Japan and itd be cool it visit them and learn a bit of the language too. But I cant


Comment ca va mon amies


numa numa yay


YAHHJS


Comment Ca va?Mitis


Numa numa?


I showed my kids the video and they LOVED IT


a old song lmao


French onion


Time to make soup


I loved ummm the wiggles as a kid


i sang the damn song they were like omggg


DUn DO IT


Purple wiggle is best boi


I liked tellytubbies as a kid


Just so we are clear I am old enough to have grey hair.


Pavan speak english to me


Tellytubbies scared me


Mitis sorry...


tellytubbies were cursed


Mini Alchemist Idk white/grey hair can be kinda cute!


Mitis I thought you knew french


Pavan:3 ur not in trouble, its ok


NOOO


BOOp WHy


I am deeply embarrassed for Simon Cowell. He came up with the teletubbies theme song


holy moly look at them, cursed!


Im scared


That actually made me jump...


Omgsh I think i am drunk!


Yahhs


Nooo


Whyyy


Is it whack a mole time?


im waiting for my driiinks to be delivered then I shall join the drunk party


Cause it looks like it


That crying baby sun was annoying


Mitis you drink?


WOOO when will that be?


Guys plz drink responsibly I dun want anyone to get hurt


I wonder how that baby looks now


Drinking is injurious to health


Huh


Only way I will be hurt is if I trip over the cAt


Another 8 mins and yes I drink Pavan I like hard liquor the most but I only drink when I want to write poetry or stories. Otherwise, I just smoke weed


I used to drink a lot precovid


Katze


Cats r so cute


What makes you say that onion


I miss my cat


Does anyone here like worms?


Pikachu Say what?


Mitis those habits will spoil you and your cute face...


Please don't


Beans Worms are cool u convinced me


: D


What makes you say that it affects health


Mini Alchemist Cats are baller


Hat beans


Hay


Tips hat


Hi!


Mmm, I think I will be fine my father has drank since his father put a beer in his hand, and I smoke for medical reasons. Thanks for worrying though, pavan


Shes my cuddle buddy my cat is.


what kind of kitty do you have mini?


Mitis I heard smoking can rlly help tho


Am adopting Mitis as my little sibling.


Medical reasons?


Back pain?


Offically.


Bye


I can shoulder pain


I have been adopted o:


Baiii pavAnnn


Shes a standard tabby.


Awww


Sooo cuteee


Mine was black and white


Pikachu Anxiety:3 I get nervous, and well, depression. Regular antidepressants didn't help so we moved on


Jobyna


Dem I just seen you in selfies your also looking great


I was leaving right


Nooo


Aw. Kitties are lovely.


I got my chipotle and I made it home you know what that means Onion


I look turd like but thank... also bai again?


I dont partake in the selfies.


oh but Mini, I would love a cute orange tabby


Lucky yall.


Heziah Vc time?


Aw! Ive always wanted an orange kitty!


Anyone wanna play vc?


I want a floofy white kitty


I got a pittbull instead


Play vc?


Whut


I can bc pavan!


Vc


I could. In like... 5


OOO okie


Brb gtg to the washroom


Howdy


Howdy Caine


wow there's a lot in VC


Oh you right


I almost feel compelled but the thought makes me anxious so i shall not


Ahhh no vc for me, game time


But i'll be around on my phone and stuff


Heziah u lied to me


Okie have fun


Idk, still hesitant on my end, voice chat scary af


you cant wait thirty seconds before roasting someone back


Caine if u wanna we can vc in a smaller lobby?


I didn't lie


Hii


I said if there were no games with the bois I'd vc


Hoiii tomatito


Hmm, I can vc in the group setting


Heziah u lie


Im just eating cheese strings rn


I'm a lying wretch, kill me I'm ready to pay the iron price


my drinks are here


The wine drinks?


STOP u violated the lAw


I am gonna take a fat bong rip then get on Casual


brb


yesh heziah


yis no death here pls


Orange juice!


decide already goodness:3


Apple juice?


Fine fine let me go check my fridge


Sode pops?


anything at this point hehe


hello sexy people


Heyyy motherrr


Ok back!


Wb!


Yaaay


Yee ok me drink


!pick 9816


They're just talking about Guitars


I am down to voice chat if anyone wants to, just tell me which room, I may only be on for like 30mins to an hour


he sounds irish


Hes scot.


ahh there ya go


Yup


So wheres everyone?


Eating popcorn


ofc


I am at least


Oo nice.


Yeee it has the cancer butter!


Ah. Popcorn lung


Popcorn is the greatest snackk


It is.


Big VC looks scary.


Yus


Imma join a smol one inna sec


i might join as well


Hi everyone


OMG Digital server got raided and taken down


really?


damn


that's mad


Stay safe people


Gotta wait till midnight


Sigh


For what Doctor Tobias Miles? For what?


For an important call


Ok, Testicular Cancer is no joke Pikachu


I gotta give fauci some advise


Advice


Fauci at 12: I'm sorry Miles, but we gotta remove them family jewels


I mean if you look at how many have spawned from me


You can say I'm nearing the limit


All A grade


Top of the line babies


Heck, you even married one of them


Hey @ welcome to the server


Hello drizzy


Welcome


I'm miles, I can show you the way


Dr. morales


Dr Tobias miles actually


But you can call me miles


People here call me mi


Some call me daddy but that's their pref


If you want to hold my hand and allow me to show you the light


I can


Yeah you can call the CockDoc


All I ask is for loyalty


m!adopt @


Oh I guess I can't adopt you just yet


Yui cookie @


Have a cookie though


Anf just remember my name


Miles


Say it


Say my name


There we go


You'll fit right in


new here


Hello Barton


Get lost


jk


Welcome


whats up


Talk to MaFayce, he needs company


can yall gimme some feedback


He might even give you a nickel


If you tickle his pickle


Feedback on?


Ooof post


if you like it share it with your friends and have them share it with their homies


Are you just trying to get views?


no trying to grow my youtube channel


!pick


!pick 8743


I want more kids


Hmm?


Are we able to?


MissConfined we need kids


But we need to make this family tree ALABAMA


Gotta criss cross


smh our kids can marry whoever


trini and demonstrator best sons


No our family is about to play banjos


And have bucked teeth


Huh


Lets make this happen


Ghost r u okay?...


i already have buck teeth


Hoiii Miss! And no u cute


Zacks I am insanity incarnate


Im sorry


no i actually


have buck teeth


just a lot of dental work done


She doesnt


I also am insanity


40 more minutes


RYAN tf


Daddy needs sleep


Would it be possible to adopt someone as a 4th line but marry a 1st or 2nd line


She has like


MissConfined I heard u talk before tho and u have such a cute voice!


The cutest cute going on


AA NO U?


Its unbearable


Yus


LIKE


EXCUSE ME


U hella cute


Change my mind


Right?


Youve seen her right?


Ryan knows whats poppin


I would PREGNANTE her rn


Uhhh


LEWD BAD


STAP


Thats not lewd


Because imagine my blood of kings and her genetics


My child would be a fitting heir


we made jokes that we would have cute kids earlier


bc today i had a fight w/ my mom


My concernnbbb


bc she was mad i'd give a HYPOTHETICAL baby up for adoption


instead of keeping it


like mom i'm 20


hello


I dunno u do u bab


And I told her Im fine with single dad life and Ill take it with no obligation on her end


: ryan best single dad 2k20


Ghost have u found ur ship!?!


Hoii neeko


I think Jessica is my ship


heyyy onion


Hey neeko


Neeko neeeko neee


freshly divorced


Nico nico ni you fuckijg argh


as of today?


Huh?


yeah rakeem dumbed me


LMAO


i thought u meant


fr


Awks


nah not fr


smh ryan you dumping women left and right


To be fair neeko


Onion got it first


But thats because shes my little sister


And I gotta take care of that one


lmaooo


Im not that Alabama


m!tree LITney Spears


nah but hows everybody been?


where is onion


I wish we could adopt onion actually


m!adopt Nichols


Thats legit my little irl sister


I am the older sister


onion be here


Hoiii boop


do it


I wann miss to adopt me


NO


STaP


get her a limited edition vinyl too


SToPPP


You gonna call Scotiabank and cancel my cards?


LMAO


You gonna stop my money some how?


Good luck to you bro


ilysm onion the heckarooni


NOOO Imma call scotia bank and tell them u a mad lad


MissConfined Luvv u tooo


Foh


Dont test me I shall


A sister deserves a big brother who treats her nicely


big brother?


I am big sis smh


sir ur the little brother


Exactly


Omfg


Oh man guys


Bad time


Youre going to back her on this?


Ever feel alone like no one wants u to keep


Seriously?


I am a wise old lady


I think maybe I was in love with my best friend growing up


heh I wanna keep uuu


MissConfined I change my mind


what


on what?


In the dumpster this sister of mind goes


Do u really be honest


Mine


BAMPFFairy Oh? Did u jus realize?


I saw this on Instagram and it made my heart so happy idk whY


no i love onion


heh I love snakksss


Baelbeer yeah!


She insists although being younger than me


Shes the big sis


Dont we all love snacks


I like Oreos


Jessica have my back here


When I watched the newest Shera season


Oh no one ever liked me I just thought I'm Just here


Ok not to pull rank


My joint is wild bigger than onions tiny shit


Like bro if my sister got wood


I got SHMEAT


Im bouta fight onion irl too watch


She knows I will


And i was all I empathize so much with this lost friendship thats exactly how I feel and then they were like THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE!


onion is real cute


isnt she taller than you?


LITney Spears


Um onion is mine rrr


LMAO


pull a hannah baker


no actually dont xxx


13 reasons why I have a vagina


Eustacia see what you did


Im gonna commit not living now


Huh what did I do?


You grew up taller than me


Nothing ur fine


Crescantia


wait


I dun wanna be tall


I have to wear my timbs to be the same height


And thats if you dont wear timbs


Fml


An swap? you an have my 54


Plz


lmaooo


Im a wooden plank


Imma cri


lmao im not packing in those compartments either sis


Yui hug Roose


imagine being short and flat...


Flat gangggf


Dang I'm 6 2


Yui hug heh


Awww


Oh? U taller than me snek


Keep safe tho bro


I saw them girls getting spit on the other day


thank you bro


Pissed me right off


Bro?


Oh it's cool I think


And I know that area too


its crazy tho fr


Thats that one area with all the sick dumpling houses and the asian food courts in Perth city


onion wants to know your location


What


Hoiii


Um kentucky


Sup hezzy


Nugget says hi


Oh cool! I live in Canada


!pick 9829


I'm getting bodied in CoD


!work


Lmao ooof


Whatchyall up to


Tell nugget I said nutty joe


I sock at cod


Suck


Fug


Nutty nugget


anyways im at the smoke shop brb


Smoke shop?


Like a smoked food restaurant?


Jesus Christ mate


No Onion


Hoii charles


Heziah u lieddd


Timmy yes u eat ciggys and meth its pretty expensive


Rofl


I didnt lie I'm playing cod with the boyyys


Dude neeko do me a favour


Just dont smoke your own supply


When you go by Scarborough beach Bunnings


Take a pic for me


For memories


okay man when i do!


RAW


I dun do drugs


I knew you were at off ya tree the moment you said smoke shop rofl


nicolekc Those choco bars look good


Gabler good keep it like that I dont eather I just know from brothers


Man if I gotta choose between raw and juicy I'm choosing juicy


My friend gave me like a S100 gift card for my birthday before I left


If its not expired and I find it


You can have it


damn imagine having 100S


imagine getting S100


Imagine turnips


Oh i thought it was a rumour


Buy her a banjo


Inma cri


I also will be best banjo player


Yui pat Neilla


Naw Im gonna buy her a technics turntable


whats good gang


Ahhh scary mans


Yo doll whats the science?


OOO


Yui pat heh


gravity and time my guy


nicolekc Those choco bars look good


Lubbock yes choco bars


Eeek


word my g


Yui spank Dov


Lemme go get some exercise in right quick


There is your 3 am snak


After Wystand Heziah MissConfined BoopBoop VC?


happy physical exertion!


pls spank Mathian


Okiee


nice niceee


No SOaNk


Lmao


Alright Ill be back in like half an hour


I cant


ikr


Gonna just go for a jog and hope I dont get shot


Its Friday


lmaooo


how many miles


Easttt coasttt


I try to do 15kms a day


And stay calorie deficient


Are those pepperoni sticks neeko?


yo good for u man


Gotta stay healthy right?


Soccer


Pitts yep 100


totally! i try to as well


I lov pep sticksss


Ok Ill bbl


They baller bruv


Imma prob sleep soon also


ahhh ur so innocent its cute


Huh?


Indeed she is


pepperoni sticks


Onion sends feet pics


Ahhh nvm


Nvm


Ummm nooo


Were is the pizza


And thank God Jotham


Thank god who?


welcome A


Hoii aaa


Hello


How is everyone?


gucci


very good my dude


Feeling hot


sweating


I don't have such friend


or I forgot


I remember scamming my friend of one year with in game currency, we were literally hanging out in game every day or every 2 days


I think I have always been a cunt


dammmnnn my dude


how yall doing


!pick 7562


Mete y u take my roaches


!work


Oof


Hoi


I didnt mean you


I am communism


No me


So naah


Yus


Nooo nugget says mee


well


Yeah ok, you're a bad thot though Clerk


I'm scared for onion too innocent


How does one be a thot SE


jellybean ask this person!


OOO


Teach me to ruin girls hearts


Jk


Idk how to break hearts


Do you want to be a thot?


or nah


Nooo


I get mine broken instead


So rip


I'm too small in the nugget section


Nugget has nugget


Its ok


Small


Hey! How's everyone?


Wut


hehheheh


more selfies coming soon


Yui avatar jellybean


This isn't thot enuff


agreed


check out my selfies bish


I go to vc which is u


in the selfies channel


What selfi


Hm


Wuy


hehehe


nutty joe


Nutty nugget


Hayyy


Ahhh Warila was gonnz join ur vc


Riiip


hello


jellybean y u so bad?


Hello


Dania she/her hi


Protect onion president


Onion is pretty tall


does anyone wanta play roblox with me


im bored


I dont really play it


oh ok


I am a dictator


SE why not?


Demaggio why we no VC?


Join dis one


Avatar the last air bender is on Netflix yall


Bagels bae hi


Ack my phone is very loud


Hiii onions


Onion


Avatar has been on Netflix for a while


An ill get ngged at sigh


Rory god damn it I cant join


Shhh


Bagels hiya


Ummm I can change


Hi shadows


I wanna make a huge group dm


Friends only idk


Hehehhe


Im ahole


I think its only 10


u have friends?


Oh 10 max for dms


Yes?


rumourscape do u?


Yeah


Hello


I have around 150 on my friends list rn


Oof that's a lot


!topic


Evening


I was hoping to make a huge group


Depends


Morning


My hair looks better if I shower in the morning but it takes 3 hours to dry


So thats an inconvenience


Short hair rules


For school I have no choice but to shower in the evening and have subpar hair


Welp I havnt slept in 5 days is that good


No go to sleep


Yeah its fine


Have u tried melatonin


I take one and it knocks me right out


I just dont think sleep is good


I pulled a week an half without sleep before


Erm


Sleep is life


Youll feel better if you sleep


Afternoon


!topic


Boo worries


Ummm y I ate popcorn at 11pm


Same


Nothing really


Developing a deeper connection with a girl


Its 4 am rn


Chronic illness


GO TE SLeEP


shrug


And its effect on my relationships


Unmm


This is sucky question


Timothee Chalamet


Ummm


Everyone!


is a celeb i follow


Tom holland


Only person I talk to nowadays is my mama


Duh


Oh and my korean language partner Nathan


Great guy


Dania she/her Moms r cool


I had a convo with onion last


He told me he was 30 something


Sad times


Which I found funny tho


Hoiii snek


Hy?


pls snek


Dharma is decent


Nice


Pls snek


AH


Is that mee


I SPOOP


Is she ok I worry


NOt a arrow


Takin an arrow to those buns gg kid


And I think I actually need sleep bec I fell 6 times today


SE yes I am. Actually Dania should run towards my DMs rn


or else


Nah I'm jk


Well is it good to have double vision lmao


I'm for the first time in the month really bored today


DRAGON LOLI


Awww


Im always bored


Mm i had some ok convos with that girl btw


hey


Hoiii Dharma


How're you doing today?


Todsy so, it wasnt too bad


Loli is always so cute


Altho she stopped usin emojis at me soo oof


Nah wait she used a few


Considering your expertise on onions i'll ask: are ciboulletes onions too?


heh Ravioli Ravioli dun lewd the dragon loli


!pick 9598


Hello


Hoii father


But she is my maid Metts


Pikachu nope.jpg


Hi onion


Dharma Yea those r onionsss


Yui hug Reggi


Gross


Delmar I commited onion genocide today then


Yui boop Pikachu


OOO competition lmao


Dharma U killed my brothers


heh where?


Wut u mean?


Competition


Ahh its nothin


I'm kinda sleepy


Me tooo father


But I'm going to take a power nap for an hour and go to work see yeah and if it will make it three hours this week


Go sleep onion


I dun wanna!


What time is it there?


Im hoping to hit pink tier soon


heh Okay have funnn


Its 1 am rn


Same here


Yeee


Practically 1am


Where you from?


almost 1 pm here


, rank


Canadaaa


Nice


Seee yeah explosion


Pew


Yui dance


Canada is okie


Hoii elz


Ezl?


Wes its 12:37 tf u on about


SE Basically 1 am I mean


Explosion


I'm hella tired


Yui explosion


Gonzalez nah thats a lie


Dang no one got it


I think the wife went to sleep already


Poww


Oh u did Aletta


Did?


Cool looks like sum one watches the anime


Im best comrade?


How tho?


OOOyes Aime is best gurl


heh a simp


Look at my communism


Indeed u best boi


Appeared in main chat


Hello!


Dang todarokie is best boi


Whats up with erryone


Jenny nm u?


Kaffy sup


Procrastinating hw as always


Going to shower but a bit lazy


I hate English hw why do I keep on having to take it;3;


Jenny Kaffy both of u are scarily similiar it seems


What u up to Shadow?


Layin in bed


You can do it Jen


Ooh


Lazin til i pass out


SE onlyhotties things right Kaffy


Grimbal dragon loli is a communist


Kafka are u Filipino 2


Ta'll wildin


Beep


Zeus changing pfp proves nothin


Dragon loli communist nice?


SE Proves everything


Yes it does SE its fukin dragon loli


I should blurt out Fredrika non communist name, but nah fk that


Uwu Kanna is a Queen


Ellingston


Yesss Kanna is good maid


Hoi


Snek why r u awake still


But ur gonna get the fbi on u


I am the FBI


Bec I dont sleep but fine I will sleep


Ttyl gn Kurt


Okieee gn


Night heh


Night Jenny


Uwu


Yui pat Isaacson


Yui pat Jenny


OwO


OWO


Work!


!work


Im rusty


!weekly


Mm tempted to ping ppl im bored


Yo Sylvia you watch a lot of anime? Whats good this season Im behind


Yeahhh I watch anime


Luv me some anime


If its lewd im ur dude


Death paradedee


No game no life season 2 when


Huh?


Nooo lewd ew


Are u kidding they lewd kanna in the manga


Sgajkalalala


Onion is the lewd queen gg


I just like kanna cuz cute I dont watch dragon maid rlly


Ugh I havent seen no game no life


No game no life is trippy


Bruh dragon maid is the bomb.com


I love me tohru. Slice of life domestic lesbians


Bloom into you is also good for some romance


Ye that prty baller


Wat yalls into anime wise


Watched an anime movie


Owo which one


Wither into you i think or w/e


idk anything about anime but Akira was dope


u mean devilman?


nahh the motorbike one


Omg devilman got some lewdity


or is it different


I heard its gonna make me cry tho


devilman is wierd af


Main dude is hot after he changes ngl


this one


devilman is such a sexy anime


Ugh Akira is such a vibe I love 90s anime


helll yeahhh


pls spank nicolekc


I wish I could watch it for free;3;


lmaooo


you can watch it for free on popcorn time


Omg nice


Ive been wanting to know the free hosting sites


pls spank


Loveanime hasnt been the same;3;


What are all the commands again


Pls hug nicolekc


Hmmm I cant remember


nicolekc did you do your terp research


a lil i guess


Jenny, its yui hug @ the person


Yuri hug! nicolekc


Yui


Bruh Im lame now


Yui hug Jenny


it takes some getting used to but Im sure youll get the hang of it soon


Yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


See you got this


Ty I forgot all the commands.;3;


Hi confined


Hewu


Jenny theres also, yui kiss slap


pour quoi


Hi Majer


8ball am I lame


Hope you slept well, no dreams


Pls pp


a lil i guess


nicolekc good work


Noice that works


pls pp


ooof


its weekend so youre ok ig


a mood tho


quarantine


I go make dinner brb


At 1 am


Eat well!


i will


Aha... Everyday has been a weekend for me for 3 months now


MAJ3R WHAT EVEN IS TIME ANYMORE


J THOUGHT IT WAS WEDNESDAY TODAY


yall are up so late


go to bed


Its 10 for me


thats bedtime


What one is it for yalls


10:01 PM for me


now brush your teeth and off to bed


1 am here too


I am a nyadult


west coast USA, Jenny ?


Nya adult Uwu


bye MAJ3R


Gl maj


UwU


OwO


Yeah California


nice, washington state here


ooo


Oh nice I go to school in WA


Imagine living not in the deep south cringe


lit!


!pick 5365


!work


!bonus


Knee I grew up in rural south carolina


!pay Jenny 150


Ty Uwu


ofc


Yui hug BeaunusPoints


yui hug Jenny


which school in WA?


helo


my kid goes to UW


I'm thinking about finishing my degree with UW


Just a community college rn. But Im hoping to transfer to UW


nice!


gonna go in person?


IT business management


I'm the Director of Technology for a public school district


Yeah! Normally Im in person but Im with family for quarantine


which comm college? western governor's? olympic? peninsula?


Cascadia


cool cool


goldy wyd?


everything is online now?


Theyre super nice and it shares it campus with uw Bothell


BoopBoop about to pass out sitting up


Rn yeah and next quarter too


BeaunusPoints wait are u the riddle man


yes'm


one in the same


I changed my pfp Im the old Jenny!


I am the riddle master


oh cool cool


been a minute


good to catch up with you again


I sent you a friend request, if that's okay


This one!


Hell yeah of course!


omggg I forgot how pretty you were!


I changed my pfp cause of thirsties lmaooo ppl be in my inbox not wanting to be friends TvT


yeah


I can be friends with anybody


I also can flirt with anybody


but it doesn't mean I'm tryna smash


it just means I'm flirty


Lmao exactly


Right so many thirsties tryna smash


lmao


As long as no pp we are great lmao


pls pp


Pls pp


ahh damn


2day my pp is great and powerful


Jenny packin fkn shmeat


That whole salami stick


its ok im a grower


Yeah even I'd know that in my dream that it's a dream


I have slayers genetics


hell ya bro


Carved


HUH


BRUH


Am a grower not a shower


sorry bro


Neeko


Owo carvedfromstone


Pls thotrate


What can i say?


pls thotrate


pl thotrate


Hehe


pls howgay


nutty joe


Oof


Pls howgay


Plz gayrate


pls gayrate


Lies


lmaoo


xxpssyslayerxx Thats accurate


facts


Tf u mean


Im as loyal as they come


Pls gayrate


Bruh my thot score should be way higher


hmm


ill take it


ayyy


Hue hue hue


nutty joe


Hue


Try


but Im not a thot


pls gay rate


pls howgay


pls gayrate


Tru


pls thotrate


no sir


Incredible


There we go


pls pp


Pls coolratw


LMAO


2 thot rate what is this


Uh oh


coolratw


there we go


Onion really has my genetics


Pls help


looks normal to me


Mothers day sale?


hasn't it already been mothers day?


yes


it was earlier this month


What has everyone been doing tonight


Sleepy


I am the sleepy


Uwu yui pat Olcott


Tank


Bruh pat doesnt work


Pat Danyelle


Thats lame


Joji spoon


Yui pat Jenny


Everyone here is so pro


Pro sleepy


What time is it for u?


1 am


Twinsies


1:23 hehe


Canada gang


Im in Canada and its 10:24


EST gang


Pst gang


I am building a army


Joji spoon gang


pls cat


lmao


Joji spoon is on my side


Yui kill Jenny


Oh


AFSHSJAKKA


Try again


Yui cry


Yui slap Jenny


Rejected online and irl


Yui dance


joji slap


Yui pat


nicolekc


Nice


Yui pat Jenny


Ty Uwu


Yui slap Lanette


Yui hug nutty joe


Yui hug Jenny


goldy beau


Yui hug nicolekc


nutty joe


yui boop nutty joe


uwu


Yui hug BeaunusPoints


yui cookie nutty joe


Yui cookie BeaunusPoints


I am goldy beau, and I approve this goldy beau.


Jackqueline On I On


On Ion


!weekly


!work


That do be a bop


I think I saw them live in sf?


dammnnn


I didnt even realize it was them til they played the song too lmao


herro


Right? idk any of their other bops


same dw


i wanna see sufjan stevens live though


his cover of this song is dope


heyy


Yo!


From what anime


Benildis


Joji spoon


Knock Knock


Who is it


!pick 5379


nutty joe GAATEEEM


LMAO


Joji


Spoon?


Spork


joji


Spoon


Raid!


Shadowlegends


Hey, i have bad news


Youre gonna wanna sit down


Wot? Joji Spoon?


I'm at the point that i'm so tired that my adrenaline just went all the way up and I feel like I can stay awake forever.


Well, its about your dad


Oh No


nutty joe is that you?


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Sleep is irrelevant if youre a spoon


RaId ShAdOw LeGeNdS


nutty joe


Correction: Sleep is irrelevant


Is it really possible to bend a spoon with your mind?


Joji spoon


sleep is for the weak


yup


mind over matter


MaFayce you can if its a joji spoon


Stay up late, sleep late, procrastinate. That's the plan


lmao hw


did a full 180


me: has an emoji implying im leaving


elliot:


smol wave


wanna play minecraft


It's OURS


When you listening to music


Joji tune


chill stormzy


When it's late out


Joji moon


Saltyasparagus tomorrow evening


When youre half way through the year


Joji june


lmao


When youre clumsy


Joji poon


majer lmao


When you're in the desert


Joji dune


When the day is half way over


Joji noon


When you're waiting for Joji to come back


Joji soon


Morning


And howdy


When you're filled with helium:


Coz that's my signature


Joji balloon


When a bomb goes off


Joji boom


lmaooo


Welcome saar


When youre watching tv


Ok i thought of a rly bad one


Joji cartoon


What


S0 what we memeing about?


LMAO NO


I was gonna do that one


When you're Malaysian


Joji Kampoon


Hello everyone


MaFayce oh u got Matt Smith pfp?


Howdy


heyy


LyamFurious yes


When you see a sand hill


Whats up with everyone today?


joji dune


I did that one


MaFayce doctor who fan?


LyamFurious gotta complement my Queen


When you have to clean up


Joji broom


MaFayce kewl kewl


When you're sad


when uni is online


joji loom


joji zoom


When you have to clean yourself


When you get a cookie from a Chinese restaurant


Joji groom


Joji fortune


When you can't get coronavirus


Joji immune


Wow


When you guess something


Joji assume


Anyways joji memes, some1 make!


When you have to pee


Joji bathroom


when you listen to electronic music


Joji Flume


When u have to dress in maid outfit?


Majer joji


When you need to smell good


When youre making food and you need to measure


Joji perfume


Joji tablespoons


When your in a first class flight


Joji legroom


When joji shows too much PDA


Joji room


When its Halloween


joji costume


After you marry your wife


Joji honeymoon


When youre friend dies


joji gloom based on what happened to me today


When you're hungry


Joji consume


When Joji is a BTS fan


Joji Namjoon


Anyways I have no idea what caused this savage devolutionary memedon of a random topic XD


When we weren't in online school


Joji classroom


When you get sued


We did that


Joji court room


When you're from mexico


Anyways I am going to get into shower, be hygienic like me bois!


Joji cancun


Hello


Hey pavan


When you get a family item passed down in generations


Joji heirloom


When you're rich


Joji tycoon


im so bored


When you clean


Joji vacuum


When you're a planet


Hi so bored


Joji neptune


MaFayce hi, Im sad


Don't be


MaFayce why


Because after every ebb is a flow


hmm maybe later


When you go to the beach in Spongebob


Joji goo lagoon


When you see joji's family


Joji heirloom


when joji gets in your way


joji make room


i'm so tired


When you adjust how loud something is


Joji volume


Saltyasparagus wake up


idk how much longer I can do this


it's 2:30 am


Nice


I'm not used to staying up late


some of yall need to sleep


wrong


Im gonna stay up late thinking of my friend


Saltyasparagus that's what I said to myself when I first joined this server


No


no its 2:30am for me


sleep


No, its 11:30


No it's 2:27 am for me


elliot is in texan time. it goes slower because horsies move fast


lmao


I might stay up all night, stay up for 2 hours and then sleep for the rest of the day


Well, Im gonna go be sad for about 510 minutes and I might be back


bye


Bye


When all the girls see you


Joji swoon


Hi


hey


Whatsup


Sahhh


Can you people tell me how to create my own spotify list?


yup


are u on app or website


App


Joji gloom


find a song to start the playlist with


Okay


There should be three dots


click on those


There should be an add to playlist button


Nice


I think i got it


Thank you soo much


nice


Saltyasparagus


C'mon star that...


What?


not this above


Neeko's meme


Why tho


Oh God Dania


Ill star this


low key I just got scared by that spam


Saltyasparagus same


Wanna see something cute


Yepp


Cat?


That was supposed to be beforehand sorry


Before the foxes


My bad


Better luck next time


Heres my cat tho


Hes sleeping


That's nice


aww


kitty


Cool


Also use petpics next time ok?


AW


CAT


joji spoon


This is my mood board


Rip mood


mood is dead


bottom text


Yep


Joji mood


!weekly


Foxes r great


Im having a major flare up right now its painful


MCGA


Gayjer


This is a stray cat i found in my teachers garden


Pls snipe


ban majer pls


Cute


omg


RIP


omg I just realized why the name of the bot is bad janet


I watched the good place


Yui F MAJ3R


it all makes sence


IT ACTUALLY BANNED THEM


Rip


I'm laughing so much


Joji spoon


Dude he only needed a slight poke, you killed him


Hope the unban works


Now I feel guilty for inciting murder


Life is full of complexity


We live in a society


Wise old fox


Whats with the foxes


I like em


Theyre kinda cute tho


Theyre cute


they're D E E P


bottom text


I have a folder of foxes


Last one cutie pie


Elliot's so tired he really wrote ban instead of mute


Cuttwww


weak tingz


You can always start anew


Joji spoon


Joji filthy frank


joji hawt


Joji pink guy


salamander man


Chin chin


Joji chin chin


I miss pink guy


Me too


My favourite song is ramen king


Mine is rice balls


tiger king


I also like I have a gun”


White is right was good too


Ded


Ayyy


MAJ3R we good?


Shit was hilarious af


Wait lemme grab some popcorn


Hello guys!


WHAT HAPPENED TO GATY CHAT


@ GayChat is Gone


Yes lmao it was fun


Hi guys, I wanna make friends!


Joji spoon


And I thought Sco ish Wolf talked weird


ayyy welcome back majer


yeah it got good


melancholy is here to emoji posts


Nice


Glad ur back MAJ3R


All this affection and you're still melancholic


anyone wanna play Drawful?


we've got 4 spots left


sure


join VC


pls


What is drawful


wats the code


It's a Jackbox game


How do y play


look at the stream


Tq tq!


Joji spoon


I cant play jack box on my phone


What is the stream


Oh I am on a phone too


I'm streaming the game in VC


Oh oof


Whats VC


voice chat


Misty


Wait so how does Dracula work


Drawful


join the VC and watch the stream


Dracula,


boop


Autocorrect


there's a code you have to type to join


I just joined this server


Is it a computer game


Why are u mean to meMisty


Welcome MAJ3R


majer needs to study yo


Im mean to the people I love duh


Ok I go!


majer get ourra here


Major needs to be jailed until he's done with his tests


See ya good luck


Joji little spoon


hi hi


Im translating a webtoon about an otaku and its freakin weird


Like otakus are cool nowadays!


KeplerIsHere welcome to the server


Honestly who gets bullied for being an otaku


What is an Otaku?


To the point they have to hide their whole identity


my friend


by me


Erm


I love webtoon


Someone really into a special interest like anime


she is super weeby


MaFayce hi


I adore webtoons too


But imma have to drop this one not into the otaku subplot


When you are a sharp knife like weapon


Joji harpoon


Ikr


Confused by all this Joji text


Joji spoon


It's kind of a new trend started by nutty Joe


stoppp


Dania she/her hope this explains


Wow classy


It does not


Ok nutty joe what's say we take this trend to slowchat?


Good morning


What about this


Or even shitposting


when you cant find the person that has all the info on monsters on mhw because he blends into the books


oh so joji is a human being


Gateway to heaven


I took this when I was in Turkey


For the record


HW yes


Dania she/her that's making me want to go on holiday


ARealHumanBean I quite literally spent all my savings on the week long trip


I think it was worth it?


is yui in here anymore?


This is boring now


Definitely worth it


Yes


Joji spoon


Yui is here


yui hug HW


What is boring?


This conversation


I'll one up you


Yui kiss HW


Joji fork?


did you visit turkey with family or friends? Dania she/her


i dont like kissing people


so you win


!topic


Joji spork


i just love giving hugs


I mean that's one of them


I visited Turkey as a fourth wheel to my sister and her two friends


Senator Thorne is so wholesome


nah i get toxic too


They were really nice dont get me wrong


like when i dont have my patreon supporter role yet


Mete will do that when he's back


i know but this green isnt cute at all


Yes


its okay the green gang is an acquired taste


it isnt even pastel


you'll miss it when its gone


I always wanted to be the kind of person who kept a journal


pastel pink or green for me


!work


In fact I have a collection of journals


!weekly


@ joji spoon


Ugh


i was playing state of decay 2 with someone in my discord


!rob Dania she/her


and i repaired their car all the way


Oh that's nice


Duck


they just mentioned to me that it broke down


Dharma Rule 1 rob a rich one to get more bounty


I got robbed


and there is a juggernaut next to it


Didnt knew :


i am slightly mad at them


!rob MaFayce


When you sell ice cream


Joji scoop


!rob Dharma


Guck...


!pay Dania she/her 1


I got security Giggles


Why...


Lmao


to compensate you


Ill get you one day elliot


!pay Dharma 2


The singular roach...


yui cookie Dania she/her and a cookie


ditto


YAY


but everyone knows


!pay Senator Thorne 5


I kinda wanna visit Turkey


mimikyu is king


!rob Dharma


Dania she/her woaaah that's illegal


get that feckin ditto out of here


Infact I want to do a huge heritage trip through all the MiddleEastern and Central Asian countries


tbh i dont want to visit anywhere, that might just be the depression talking though


I wont survive:


It probably is


turkey and egypt would be cool


Turkey was great for my depression nil


Ngl


So much Melancholy


My skin was great too


In fact thats where I took my profile picture


My sister is the one next to me


noice


Nice


Mete is Turkish


Joji tune


speaking of mods, what happened to orhan


I'll be so happy when mete comes back and ban elliot


Anyone wanna try to guess where this is?


Why? What have I done wrong?


Hint: I took this photo


Dania she/her Istanbul?


Earth?


hmmm


No


Earth yes


Ok


Im right


i was about to say my city but one building isnt there


Honestly its pretty easy to guess imo!


You didnt keep gay chat


Dharma wasn't up to me


If you remember where I live...


Then again I dont blame you if you dont remember a detail like that lmao


Wanna guess where this is


i didnt see you mentioning it


Omg did you just?


Heyy let this be guessed first


Joji spoon


Pls snipe


That's Bagel's pic


nutty joe Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco


YeS iT iS


I will give a hint


Its a major city in Canada


Toronto


Like majorest


So many people from Toronto here


Nope


Vancouver?


Dania she/her Paris


montreal


Montreal


Toronto is Close!


No


Ottawa


inb4 its ottawa


DING DING DING


no way


Yuppp


where's parliament hill!


Hamilton


Damn


Its taken in Ottawa near the border between Ottawa and Quebec


she said major elliot


How would I know, I'm not a Canadian eh?


Do you wanna guess where mine was taken?


Hiya


Anyways, so many Canadians


I'm beginning to feel we Americans are a minority


There are some floridians here also


Howre you doing nutty joe


aka me and Miles


Boo America


Not great Everythingcolorful00


!work


Miles aka Doctor is Texan


!weekly


Dont normalize Americans 2020


Innit?


anyway im in ottawa too!


Omg


Why whats wrong nutty joe


ive walked on that bridge i shouldnt have second guessed


Classic Kuma


Im in Vancouver


Everythingcolorful00 my friend commit suicide today


How are you Everythingcolorful00


sorry for your loss


nutty joe I lived close to Vancouver, in Seattle, didn't bother crossing the border


Can we all take a moment and appreciate how cute H is?


Yeah


Sorry for your loss dude


And my inbox is open if you need someone to talk to nutty joe


yeah kuma is pretty cute but what about when that nitro runs out?!


kuma what are you doing awake gtfo and go sleep


Aw harold


Loving the eevee emotes


very cute


My nitro never out


Hello H


No u dhar


rich tingz


nutty joe forreal? I'm sorry mate


Hello


They talked about it in serious chat earlier


Yeah, I heard about it this morning, it probably happened last night


What is Kuma


Kuma means Bear


Also this was the first thing I saw after I said my friend died


Like Monokuma from Danganrompa


I have a question I dont know how discord works. R u supposed to accept friend requests from people you dont know? Plz help


only mine and kuma


Hw: lurking


Also hw: get nitro for free


Dania she/her I do


you dont have to


nutty that's a lie I just sent you :


you can ignore just like any other app


Oh...


What Dharma


Howre you doing H


I sent you a request


Sorry nutty


ayy yo!


I accepted


Good here og


What is the purpose of being friends on discord


H its fine


good question


You can still message people without being friends correct?


well if you leave the app you can keep in contact with them


So if you lose the server, you can still be in touch


leave the server woops


Is friend has purpose?


I gotchu


I think its because many profiles only get messages from friends


So you can chat with each other if you leave the server Dania she/her


I mean, it's with reason sometimes


I see! thank u my friends


Much appreciated


People on discord can be nutcases


I am a noob


People on discord can be nice too


Gaming Addiction nutty cases


Its fine girl, kuma is more of a noob and we accept him


Yeah, but more often than not, I get sent furry porn as a discord server custom someone decided to do


I thought kuma was a girl


I need to stop judging by pfp


maybe it is


kuma face reveal when


Kuma is everything


Kuma correct your roles pls


In your dream bb