Mete well usually the prosecutor is working with police so they are on good terms already


Mete I love you


Yeah its corrupted a f but idk it got huge backlash, military forces should have been involved


and the police are investigated by the police


Maybe im wrong


Police is a huge Vote bank and heavily supported by right wingers


The military is also corrupt tho


Arent police supposed to uphold law


so when one of your brothers does some shit, many will brush it under the rug


I don't think the military is corrupt, it's just few men who're in critical positions of power


snitching on a fellow officer affects your career cause of the blue wall


Seems hypocritical to break societal rules


MaFayce Right, but ultimately, those few men in power run the country


Exactly


Im very frustrated about what happened


The corruption doesn't come from the citizens, but the government officials in power.


oh lord here comes the politics


Hey westminster gangster, you Bri'ish?


yea


I dont even personally know George Floyd but he did not deserve to be murdered


brtish


Im am sad for his family


Nice you guys have a monarchy in the UK, which in many ways is good


i dont really care for the monarchy


Gn


Lots of factors chrome


Idk, maybe anger maybe they're emboldened by the lack of action and reprimanding


Night Mete


Goodnight sir Mete


Every night I go to sleep praying we wake up in a better world


Some people lack morals


Agreed


Hi FriendlySuccessfulAlex, seeing you after a long long time


Dope name sir FriendlySuccessfulAlex


Methinks prayer doesnt work but it can make you feel better MaFayce


ChromePython24 your name is very good too


Thanks


It was hot when I went out today


me too but then it started raining


I'm burning


Not looking forward to hurricane season


I used to think extreme weather was cool and awesome but now I dislike it because of the fact that people dont take it seriously


Oh btw the SpaceEx launch is tomorrow


Didnt they have to postpone because of lightning


Why does Farah always show up when Im looking at something else


Wtheck man


I want my updoots


!rob MaFayce


Ahhh


Crime doesn't pay


!rob bushidoboy07


19 minutes left


No


Pls buy padlock


What


Pls use padlock


Ha


EASY


yoink


different bot


Why


Stop


!rob Heziah


Fk


Mae always robs me


Pls


Dont


crime feels pretty good


!rob bushidoboy07


REEE


Fuck you


I can rob soon


Hell yeah Bo


Get his upvotes in 17 minutes


Him


Sure thing


EEEnh


bushidoboy07 told me to do it


This music bangin


No


I rob you


Hmm


!rob Knee


Bo dont rob


Me


!balance bushidoboy07


This music dope


!balance


I feel like Im in Brazil during carnival


ANGEL


Dont be in the negative zone


You will soon


Yes


Dude listen to this banging music


Its awesome


Trash


Good track for fifa or Olympics


Soccer/football


fifa is cool


Hi PregnantNurse welcome to the server


How many months far are you?


loo 0


a permanent name for a nonpermanent conditioni do not endure. how are yall?


sleepy


sleep!


Im waiting for someone!


ah!


!pick 6927


ohp


!rob bushidoboy07


yoink


help me frens


i dont wanna be slandered


wtf is this job


fuck my life


if i lose this job, especially from this i will kill myself


I doubt you'd get fired over that


What happened with the customer?


Are you in a union?


I made a joke and they said i was rude


no but i know an onion


Oh what joke?


but they should not be taking pictures of me, im scared they will put it on the internet


People really lack a sense of humor these days


MaFayce yea i dont know why they would be so offended


idC either i just dont want them taking my pictures


Tbh I don't think there's much you can do about that


Well you are a FriendlySuccessfulAlex, I'm sure you can sue them for damages if they make it go viral


henlo sleepy


Besides, there's CCTV everywhere


Howdy, pardner Bo


Im feeling like a sleepy bo


I apologize if that joke was tasteless


I have no idea what vexatious or litigator means


MaFayce its ok


What was the joke they were upset by?


!define vexatious


ciao:D


Bye BABYSOJU sleeping early today night?


hi soju


or bye soju


idk


We are all very sleeby 2day


sleepy boi she was taking forever to count change and i said we are closing in 10 minutes


Hi guys


What's going on?


nothing good as expectied


That was just a joke


at home


We are all sleeping An


FriendlySuccessfulAlex oof, hope it gets better


People really be getting more and more weak these days


yea.. fricking dumbassess


think that just becuase we are low level workers they can make us say and do whatever


The Feeling of Entitlement on some of these Karens smh


My favorite worker is the hotdog indian guy let me see...


bruh


Omg I think someone's trying to break in


oh nooo


MaFayce wew


i just did my laundry:D


feels great


!pick 5642


Woaaah soju housemaiden


ay ay ay ay


my updoots


!pay MaFayce 69


Ayyy nice


ayyy nice


Chronic


soju stinky


NO U


m!marry BABYSOJU


Snoop dog


yoinked my updoots


I am livid


uH uH iU what


I wanna start my dynasty today right here.:


im smokin on some doctor k


yes


Nixe


m!tree BABYSOJU


husbando go spread your seeds


Giggle's tree broader than the Saudi Royal Family


i expect 20 children


m!help


jack. get me some grandchildren


hello jack


m!tree


ello jack


m!tree Bo


m!adopt Bo would you be my firstborn?


m!adopt Bo


say yes


mama is here


hello hello


You better accept you frog :


I'll adopt soon MaFayce


uhhh


Bo


wow


did you reject mom


shouldnt have yoinked my updoots


stinker


I SAW IT


Hellooo


hi momo!


sorry dharma, youre collateral damage


Hi babysoju!


how are you:D


Momo do you want a qt dad


Qt dad? What's that?


I'm pretty good how is everyone?


m!adopt Momo.Mirukuti


say yes


hi neeko


Yes


nice


m!tree nicolekc


Yay!


hellooo


hi neko


neeko and i are somehow related


o damn my tree look good


neeko!


Hello


m!tree BABYSOJU


lmaooo stop flexing


heyy guysss 33


hii


how r u


hey neeekooo


m!tree Momo.Mirukuti


hows hangover:D


ello mates


Hold up


Rock it till the wheels fall off


Never sleeping again


What


BABYSOJU not good mannn. like fr i think i have gastritis


Scared to fall asleep again


Ok...?


What the hecc is happening


Idk


Dr dre


Do you have nightmares?


I just showed up I'mma change my pfp


dont forget your roles too


IM SO HAPPY RN


well thats good


oh hey, the sun is going up


My youtube channel just got approved to become an official music artist channel


bo cmon


congrats topsy


thats good!


ty ty ty


IM SO PUMPED


goddam neekooo


wym Witch


Congrats!


go get some water


and a good breakfast


you deserve it:D


sunrise is cool


ty ty ty ty


y u no sleep


MMM


Did you see the documentary jiru dreams of sushi? Witch, one of the highest rated documentaries on netflix.


I am waiting on someone


Yall ever just


What is the best sauce for mcnuggets?


BABYSOJU keep yacking it back out xD


no, wanna watch it together?


the sequel wasn't as good, it's called jiru nightmares of buttfucking Witch


Sweet and sour!


sweet and sour


idk that sounds awesome


so im just laying down all curled up BABYSOJU


Oh gawd u gud


evening fellas


AAA


heyyy neyland!


hello neyland


Ello mate


Cute


How is everyone doing?


g00d, how u doin?


Hungry and tried


I just woke up


No sleeply


Me too


Guys


Who's the strongest avenger in your opinion?


Whduqaugssligaciud


Yes


Hey raz


Avenger


Hmmm...


Thor


Easily


I think Scarlet Witch


She like possesses people or something which is pretty cool imo


Scarlet couldn't stop thanos, Thor's weapon, which he quite literally made, was able to pass through the energy of all the stones


Scarlet witch


She doesnt know her full power yet and needs training


Groot cos he basically immortal as long as you save a twig or sumn


But she held him for some time with just one hand in infinity war and'posessed' him in endgame


But groot is last of his kind so is he immortal?


Technically, the comic book Scarlet Witch is a LOT stronger than the movie variant, which is why I kinda shun the movie version. Doesn't do her justice


Hmmm


Momo.Mirukuti agreed


He's not immortal


Witch YES AGREE 100


She is hot tho


Plus i think she didn't get a lot of screen time


Agree


morning y'all


Morning!


hi nakaya


What's up!


hello


Although, she is not even close to the most powerful being in DC


!pick 2453


!balance


Dharma hellooo


How're you doing today


same


hii


idk what games to play


!pick 4416


haley


Wooo!


hmmm


!work


.iam Engine


come listen to music and chat:D


musicbot


we're all muted thoug BABYSOJU:D


i got specific tastes, thanks tho uvu


wait you are muted?


uhfhhh


hi, welcome PervySage09 Landre, joshuku


everyones muted


oh like


What up my peepees!


we're texting


What's uppp


hi there frend!


I meant whattup my peeps


hi my dautah


dawtah


Not muted


where the hecc are you guys texting without me :


waifu make me a soup pls


musicbot comeee


Hi mam


STU


Dharma i can make noodles ok


yay noodles


Hii


Welcome!


hii yuzgeC!


m!adopt Angel Johnnys Princess


say yes


I want you to adopt me:


oh wait you can't


Im going to get rid of my other dad


oof


How do I do that


Emancipate?


m!adopt Dharma


What we're related?


!emancipate


i guess oo


Angel its m!emancipate


m!Emancipate


m!tree Haley


Yayy adopt meee


Oh adopt me


we cousins?


m!adopt Angel Johnnys Princess


EEE


m!accept


I made a fancy dinner tonight


Feels good


i dont have a parent yet


Cool What'd you have


show us Tab!


Do u want one Haley


its been centuries since I dont have a fancy dinner


yes ofc


that looks really good


Chicken with white wine sauce, roasted potatoes and sauteed zucchini


m!adopt Haley


Omg


I wish I could cook for all you guys tbh


oh thank god


Same looks so goood


i miss having somebody to cook with


I thought you were gonna say I wish I could cook all you guys


Bro I had chicken nuggets for dinner I'm feelin kinda remorseful now


i wish i could cook for you golden


sup Hisaiah


Heziah look what I did


I like that


Haley I bet it would be delicious


I swore it said retard tho


There we go.


But I like it! Also howdy Gold


ayyy welcome Brucie


Gracias


m! tree


m!tree


tard Tendies


Heziah daw


hi! Lance


Dharma NEAT


got no kids


got no partner


it's a sad tree for me


it ok


BABYSOJU no u


Hi hi


hi hi


our future vet


Hindsight's 20/20, besides, I ain't gonna make every dinner fancy


Heziah mamma mia


Also howdy


!pick 3492


Heziah just add a sprig of parsley


Instant gourmet


Lmao, that's a life hack right there


same can be said of most herbs I guess .


Just garnish everything and it kicks it up a notch


first thing I learnt regarding cooking for yourself


Welcome hobothug


Hulk angry


hey there hobothug


ran out of Cheetos


Hey gam


fam


gam


YASSS


What are yall up to


watching parks and rec


Jus waking up


N u?


Woho


good evening


I hope everyone is doing well qwq


I'm watching the orville


Man thats twice in two days


pluffyklouds you're sweet, thank you


Hello


ofc


saw the new that San Jose,CA also protests going on, they closed down the highway


jeez


now many more covid19 cases are going to appear now? protesting plus memorial day weekend people where at the beaches


I'm watching avatar the last airbender


ooo


I got distracted


Man that was scary


I loved avatar the last air bender growing up


Hi folks


unpopular opinion: the fire nation is pretty wicked


Hulk says hi


like ngl I know theyre going around terrorizing other nations but the designs and character development they have is amazing


omg hulk i love your movies


How does hulk acquire green color


Thank you Hulk likes sailor


i wish i knew


have not seen avatar the last air bender, its on netflix now thats good


pluffyklouds oh yeah they look fly af ngl


Where are you from sailor?


Canada


!topic


YAGPDB.xyz dramatically and soon


It was 25 today!


!rob It is Alice


Hulk is smart but not currently bruce so what would that be in F


!balance


Wtf


I thought the currency was roaches:


Same


Hey sailor


K e v honestly i dont know


Hii ani


Am I in heaven or did descend down to visit us


Uhh three channels just disappeared for me?


That was bad


Very confused


Let me try a diff one


Hi pluffy


What channels pluffyklouds


anon, the word game and the number game one anon


cannot see them


Theres so many channels I wouldnt have noticed tbh


Hello


hi SlaughterCat 1


Whats is up


Pikachu Mete dun goofed


Also jesusss


What happened


Onion, didn't I disown you?


I was trying to be helpful...


I'm asking


Petition to bring roaches back


Oh idk I wanted to marry someone I think and they were family so...


So you emancipated from your daddy


Nooo


To partake in incest


NOOO


Yes


Me: trying to support someone


some random stranger: titty


Yummm


whEeze


Its only incest if ur related tho...


Insects


You guys were in the same tree


Same family tree


But but I disowned myself


Blood is blood


Your blood didn't change


When you disown yourself


Also slayer has dad vibes...


But youre a good dad too!


U just drink sometimes!


Who is slayer?


You lead me to alcohol


I drink because of you


Pssyslayer


Also nooo


mine did too and i turned out real good:


I think hea been afk I dunno


!pick 6635


Fug


i wont contribute to this economy if it isnt roaches


Xnaxg nxsuRrhKhwKgsSfzhfkdzlhdztiwayrzutz


Imma have a revolution


Roach revolution


Ani supports me


Hey sailordoge long time no see!


no roach? cant approach


OOO


Imma cri


!work


My only job is dying alone


Oh no what kind of job?


N! aw tunoc read upsidedown


support worker at a ladies homeless shelter


Wholesome


dont get me wrong i love what i do but im just so fuckign tired


I dig!


Yeee I imagine!


Rolfe not alone on that one


SlaughterCat 1 Im glad


Wow, that's a cool job! Also, onion, we should be alone together lmao


Niccolo im also vewwy alone


i took on a graveyard position, but i havent done graveyard in 2 years so its just the getting used to it again


I rlly appreciate ppl who got out of their way to help others!


I wish larger companies were like that!


Like imagine coke being nice!


outlandish


SlaughterCat 1 My parents are pretty nice?


Big companies are kinda bullies ngl


I pray for this world sometimes I feel 2020 is 2012 plot twist


Chance no my parents will freak out if I'm outside for too long


id love if we all just lived off the land u know


2020 is gonna inspire future movie directors its 2012 all over again


SlaughterCat 1 Ohhh okie! My parents leave me alone on weekends so they dun rlly care? Or like trust me?


Idk


Its not like imma have a prty or something


pluffyklouds 2020 it's also a giant shitehole


2020 is a even number therefore APOCALYPSE


got to go, my man wants to watch drag race


Byeee have fun


have a good night folks


sailordoge well then you shall be the drag race


Its a joke


IM OFFENDED jk i dont understand what you mean


slow clap


see ya later


To be honest I don't understand what I said


Bii


Hiii scout


I wan a dog named scout


Or frank


hello


i have a question


Scout2 ask away


the bot has some options right


one is 18


one is 1821


which do i pick if im 18


Thats what I did?


wow no longer at the little baby table


Hii sagar!


Im back cuties


Senator Thorne since when have I been a cutie?


I mean, I be wise in my old age


Senator Thorne Hoiii boii


Hii Jerry


do only the 30 people get their own channel or does every age group


Since I just called you one


Scout2 Umm jus 30 but like theres a girls and boys chat


Dalila. Hi gril


Hoii


Im suffocating


oh where do i find that theres a lot of channels


Julio I don't think I can suffer anymore as I am dead on the inside already


And have been for a very long time


Why are you suffocating


Scout2 Umm just sort through


I havent drank water and my throat feels puffy oop


i found it


seems very... productive


Go get water


yeahh


water makes me feel sick


So dead inside my organs have decayed


A lot of pls pp


I can't lose my onion sister


Ahhhggg


natashaashley U gud needa hug?


Brooke I love hugs


Yui hug natashaashley


Decayed insides equals pickled liver


Bap


Yum yum


The magical power of yui!


I lost my soul many years ago


Senator Thorne Sounds ick


Armanda


It is


I don't eat liver


As long as its not human or still alive!


Ur gud


Actually maybe not


I,prefer bison or lamb


Bison?


Gamey cow


Is there a lot there?


Ik what bison is smh


Yes


Smh


Am I the only one who has no soul and can't feel any emotions


Indeed!


SlaughterCat 1 Also needa hug?


I cut my food with two knives!


Wilmar not like it will make a difference but sure


I use chopsticks


Yui hug SlaughterCat 1


difference


thx


You must learn


Umm I wanna!


I just am incredibly clumsy!


More likely to eat the stick!


What's up guys


Hiii


not much, just woke up, wbu


Weong chat


Fug


Oop


Chillin'


Sippin


No lewd content allowed


Cazzie WRONG CHAT


Shallots lmfao


Bowl of rice is that best


Huh


I used shallots tonight


Do u english onion comrade?


Practice with a bowl of rice


Hey, fellas!


omg i love onions


hi xeta!


I can pick up like dumplings


Or small veggies/meats


My fingers shake though


Hey, Stugav!


Rice is tricky, gotta put them together like a spade


Ooh, I'm Chinese, but it took me until I was, like, 15, to learn how to use chopsticks.


Spade?


Yeah


Like a shovel?...


Yes


No the more you eat rice with chopsticks the easier


physical confusion


That's how I got good with them


At least that is what I learned from my Korean friend in college


He might have just made me want to look stupid


Imma just stab everything


this is a funny emote


you finally mastered chopsticks?


Momo.Mirukuti Yeah I stab stuff!


cool


Ikr I can have dumpling kabobs


Thank u for ur support shallot!


Okay


OH


i love eating with chopsticks omg


OHHHGGG


Hi Gustav!


hi ashley!


IMmisjs skwiwksksks Im pInKk


A PINK ONION


Sorry hi guys


WOO


Pink onions are the best onions


Im legit happy rn


Thank u natasha


i love how english literally calls them red onions


I wanna thank the academy and my four dads!


wooo go pink onion!


And green onions


white onion in danish is garlic


Huh


like that's what we call garlic


Whats garlic in danish


Onion?


Bruh


Thats trippy


!pick 5751


What do u call red onion


pink onions are better though hint hint


red onion


Crazy


Also thank uuu


Bow down to ur onion overlord


Yikk yakk I need a snacc


U r a snek oop


Ooh, pink onion!


Hiii Xet!


Hey!


Yucky


Ive officially spent too much time in this server!


oop i'm back


Hiii


hii


hi nakaya!


Just woke up from a 3hour nap.


Naps are gud and bad


I legit forgot I took a vitamin b pill this morning


i just had another one on accident


Hey, nakaya!


nakaya Did that with advil once oop


nakaya neon


Hi againn


Ewwy


Massive uckers


helo


HIII Bo


I tried that uhhh


Sleeping thing


meow


it didnt work


Same


People keep getting banned for showing titties


Thats why Im such a high lvl on discord


Senator Thorne Chest fat?


Apparently I was v quick to level 5


I guess


Its takes longer as u go on


I mean yeah


Got asked how long Id been in the server


I didnt realize that at first and was low key mad


Also umm 4 days?


Ive been in the server for like 34 hours


Woahhh


Mad impressive typing abilities


Watch people die on the inside PT.38


I'm in,too deep


Literally nothing to do all day so I have lotsa time to type in here


Senator Thorne Did u watch all the other parts


Yes


Bo Also gud ur adding wholesomeness!


huh


Shannon u have a addiction


Bo By typing?


I am?


Yee


Cute dog but idk I think so


Lets see, caffeine, alcohol, breakups


Oof


Hugs?


I think that is all of my addictions


One of my first interactions in here was getting roasted by Shannon


Shannon roasts everyone dun worry


Including themselves


is bo your real name


yes


if you don't mind me asking


omg cool!


what does bo mean again


you must be from like scandinavia


i remember bo means smth


Issa my middle name


Reminds me of Bo that one comedian guy


bo's from sweden


ooo


Bo Burnham


yaes


Yeahhh


stares from across the oresund


I lob that guy


He is a emotional train wreck and I vibe


move to a better country


ok wanna come to Canada with me


Stugav Insert corona


heck yeah


nice


First name: Bo


Last name: prime


Oh hey fellow Canadian


first name Bo, last name nanza


No!


Bonanza?


yes


Nioce!


Bo Prime


My initials are Jk so


It is set in stone


Feel my pain


You're just kidding 24/7


I mean my name is practically plastered all over my discord profile


How so?..


Senator Thorne


Because my spotify is linked to my fb


So it uses my name


My pfp is great


look at it


It rolls


Go get perfectly caramelized onion


roly poly sad chonker


look at him go


Senator Thorne I WILL


Sad chonker boi


Why are you still talking then


He jus want some cat treats


Goo goo


do you ever just


Its a work in process


try to remember an old account and you put in the oldest pw you remember


and it just


magically works


No?


I do microwave pop tarts though


Like wut also


nakaya


helloo


More like nakAYAYA


My computer password was abc for a while


so i just found my old reddit account that uses my name so ya


:D


Oop


Bo moshi moshi? keisatsu?


My name has too many syllables


does it


isnt moshimoshi how you greet people over the phone


Yes


Bo yes


but were not talking over the phone


u lil rascal


imagine


Good song


imagine dragons


Nooo


John Lennon brooo


bruh


that hurt


jon lemon


So... Who thinks they are a snack?


I think ur a snack


I am more indigestion


No


You're irritated bowel syndrome


OOP


And Im Bo


Gotta irritate those bowels real quick


Hi bo


Yes


Hi god


Get on my lvl


hello god


Hello Onion and Bo, how do you homies do?


YYYeeettt


Am sleepy


I tried sleeping


Mood


No success


grats on pink Annabella


Oh hey, Bo!


I wanna drop off a plate like loltylers chicken alfredo


yui avatar Witch


PFFF


thiss is definitely the last thing I need to see before passing out


PhenomPlasma henlo


Lauretta hi


I am Bo


lmao


I found the perfect reason to get a girlfriend


go on


Oops


Thank uu witch


Alsoo hiii dharma


Have them put together a 1000pc puzzle then knock it off the table


How're you doing?


Yeet


Senator Thorne


Umm okay I cant sleep atm


dead


And watch their happiness drown from their face


!pick 3168


Where did this even come from!?


Bruhh


Lewd stuff be gross though


It used to interest me


I guess


Now I find it tasteless


what did i return to


I have returned


lewd stuff is like 95 of the reason why i am alive


Hiii killiann


hey lyam


hey there killian


Morning folks


jack. Go away lewder


Sex with those you love is great. Just so u know


Witch I don't know about that


Explains a lot


Fuckkk


yes beau


I hate loving people


lmao


I have no experience in any of this but Im done already


Lewdism we don't do that here


Yo, Lyam!


Ye


Pls no lewd


Hii goldy


Nuh stsy


Howdy?


Suffer


Yes Witch! I AGREE


Ima gooo


wait onion is a girl


Byeee


wat


night witcho


Heheh


Yeah? Also a onion


sleep well


Night witchy


Gnnn


simultaneously human and onion


Correct


Hunion


so a shrek


could be onian, or humion


I win


Hunnynion


you make people cry?


ouch


Only on Wednesday


Have a good night, Witch!


Drink some tea folks


Cheers!


Raw onion


lmao lyam


Ah masala tea


I think?


Coffee tea


Yeah correct


onion is literally the perfect ingredient


OOO Killian were matching now!


Its the best taste test too


Spicy, sweet, and a bit of salty


Gives a punch so hard u wake up in the morning XD


If you taste it, you know you covid free


GingaBomber Yes also


dont take what I said seriously


, Dodi we r meant for each other


I am the perfect ingredient for disaster


jack. cheers mate!


heretic, onion is the best ingredient


Aube naaa


who wants me to make a cool pic of them


me although im not cool enough for that


I shall brew some trouble and make it double


Hiii Amanda


hey welcome amanda96


Sup Amanda


Welcome to main chat chaos time


Or not?


That name is rlly weird 4 me XD


nah


chaos is when they come in and put on slow mode


Personal stuff XD


LyamFurious Wdym ur username isnt ur real name?


its too late for chaos


too many americans went to bed


Caine yeah it isn't?


Its asian hours now


LyamFurious Oh, mine is


Sassan XD kk


and early european hours too


Est time zonee


omg she doxxed herself


Yus I live in Canada


Oni shouldn't u sleep?


Uhhh


Wdymmm


sleep is for the weak?


alright lady its wayy past your bedtime


Stryker it is late isn't it?


Only 1 am...


Sleep my lady


No u


After you


It's 9 am 4 me XD


I woke up


jesus india is big


Super late


or super early


depending on how you see it


I woke up late XD


Shannon u okay?


you don't need a lot of americans to make chaos


Shallot, meet onion


no i meant it more like


I was tired after 70 family volunteering run


huh


GingaBomber Shallot named them self after my greatness


most people in the server live in americas friendly timezones


Cause you know... shallots


I donate food kits that's all


and most of the americas are asleep by now


Hehe think again


night shift


Im lvl 20 with no roles it be dry out here


Anyways I will cya folks later, need to freshen up bye!


Boiii


Schiff same XD


take care killian


Yui boop LyamFurious


Yui cookie Ferri


Ooo thank u


Onion you're pink now


Imma sleep I guess


Also Ya


awh sleep well


I am holy


I need to be more active


Thank uuu


Ni ni


Sleep well onion


sweet dreams unyun


I need to stop coming here so much


Lob yall


take care, sleep well


when you put pictures of your foos all over the internet because iwas unique


back to YouTube


cya in a bit bruls


time to go sleepy baii


Hey


who wants a free custom pic


Hello


hey welcome Hailey


Thank you


What's good guys


i just woke up, i'm about to go make breakfast


wbu


You just woke up? Its 1am here


oh yeah it's like 7 here


Its 1am here too


east coast?


So many people from the east coast here


not me


Canada


i guess I live on an eastern coast?


Lmao where you from?


Im from Canada too


asia


Yay


Oh cool


Im from the east coast


my college is in MA tho so i'm prolly gonna be there in a few months xD


Thats cool!


Hey there! Sorry for disappearing. Had to take a phone call.


oh wow


hey welcome back xeta


Welcome!


seriously ill do a custom drawing of u


hey hey


yoo welcome heartofmusic97


who wants one


heartofmusic97 welcome


we all love you


How is everyone?


I love you too


I'm doing well how are you?


who wants a free custom drawing


im also doing well:


Snap?


I'm licking my toe jam


Yum


I'm doing alright.


You do you, I guess.


Woah I was gone for a minute and so much stuff happening


Rip


I'm sorry I hope yall know it's a joke


welcome back shoelace


yeyeye it's all good


Hiya


, it's fine!


Im bored


Hey, shoelace!


Hey


Smile


Rank


Hi


Whats up


Hey, Unknown!


hey there


uh not much, i really need to go make breakfast


wbu


welcome Chicken Tendies


Nothing much, and you?


Not much. Just chilling.


Welcome!


Ouuu breakfast is always good


I just finished playing call of duty


I havent had breakfast in forever


hello


Is it time for breakfast?


breakfast is the best meal of the day


heck yeah'


I think dinner is the best meal of the day


That is very true right now Im just laying down replying to snaps


Hailey I agree. I like dinner.


Hailey tbf dinner is the most interesting one but my body revolts if i dont eat breakfast


Whats your guys favourite dinner food


I've ate breakfast and lunch as one meal these past few days.


Pizza and tacos


I love tacos


Me tooo


But Tamales are the best though


Probably a nice chicken sandwich or burger.


i like wienerschnitzel which is like an austrian food


Ive never had tamales before


What


How


Me neither.


What are they?


Danf


I think all meals are equally excellent


tamales are really good


anyway my body needs that food kick, brb


I never had them before


Is it a type of Mexican food?


Yes


If it is, there's not many Mexican restaurants near me, so I don't really know where I'd get some.


They look good!


tamales slap


Tamales are the best


Ooh. That reminds me of Chinese rice dumplings for some reason.


Yummy


Ive never had dumplings either


Never had those


who wanna vc


:D


go to sleep soju


its 2pm here omg


Oop


nap time


Sleep is for the weak


Its 1:30am here


I agree


est gang gang Hailey


yooo neyland


yooo


yoo soju!


Imagine sleeping


i cant sleep


trying to sleep


I dont sleep till like 4am every night


And that's on insomnia


Same


I normally sleep fine


lately its been poopy though


I don't I have insomnia wooow


You dont want it


i either sleep 2 or 12 hours, no inbetween


Love that


i just have existential sadness


Ouch don't we all at this point


soul crushing lonliness


Is this server always this depressing?


nah


Not always


these are those 1 am feels


lmao


Who's depressed?


bruh who isnt depressed in 2020


Mm I don't like that


Sad boi hours rn?


im in sad boi hours


Using depression as a joke mocks people who actually are diagnosed with it


I'm not joking


Anyone here not depressed..


Im not


took my love and i took it down


Life is so good idk


Wut


jack. watch Ramy


JOIN VC


PLZ


oof


guys come join us in casualtalk!


MaFayce its on my list


im on my laptop soju


I'm watching Hulu rn


Paid for it


join rewioqwejrqweorweq


It's worth


my laptop doesnt have a mic


Every time I join vc no one is talking..


we're not worth S11/m


watch me and soju's beautiful faces:D


we'll be talking


S6 a month


let me get headphones


ELIX


ellixander


get on vc


What dose everyone been doing in quarantine?


painting


Skating and gaming


Painting fun


binge watching


I'm watching ep7 and eating dinner rn


Anything delicious


Biryani


k @ mewhen youre here


Sure


I'm join back in vc soon


I'm scared of vc


Why


Seems scary


it's tough


We don't bite.


especially with a lot of people onn


it can b a lot at times


we're all so friendly trustalliance!


i just like listening


I like listening and talking


yeah it's hard to interrupt and talk over each other


all I hear is my family all the time so listening to other people is nice


23 people are fine, anythign over is a crowd


It's like walking into a room and everyone turns and looks at you and then more people walk into the room and you don't know them but everyone seems to know each other


hey there hyDROthundrr


welcome!


Hey!


!pick 1741


it's incel hour in the friend discord


hello fellow femcels


Oop


I was just about to ask what a femcel was but I figured it out while I was thinking about it. I'm sorry.


it's ok we all have our moments


I don't know how to respond to that


I'm not smart it's ok


Oh great


One of us?


Wha


It's a meme


One of us one of us


It b ok. I think.


PhenomPlasma


JOIN VOICE CALL


henlo


JOIN VOICE CAT


CHAL


I CANT SPELL


CAT


RIP


lmao


Oop


AWH ITS OK NAKAYA


bed time, gn!


nutty joe


HI SuperHighMario


Hello


Bored in the bath


Thought Id pop in and see what other lonely souls are sailing the seas


Damn second best username


Shouldve gone with that


Uh ok then


Sorry we cant have all the creativity that fuels you Knives


Maybe you can educate me


Im listening buddy


Dude what did you think I said I just said ok then


Oh no problem


Just seems you got something on your mind


So I was saying, Im here as a friendo


Whatcha up to?


Nothing really I'm just here


Nice


Have a good day?


I did. Karaoke, smoke, bath


Paradise really


Nutty joe


Cool man


nutty joe


Is that all you say


nutty no


Is there anything else to say?


nutty bro


I mean Im entertained


Ok then


Chunky or smooth?


Variety pack


ooh


oop


I'd take neither man


oof


i like crunchy peanut butter


Like a bar on the poor side of town, your choices for a date at 1 am are limited


Outerspace.png great minds


thank you


I wanna vent


I'm doing fine man


pssshhhfffttt


And I wouldn't want to vent to a stranger if I needed to


vents are pretty cool


I can tell you are holding that in


Thank you for sharing


Air vents


Thats cool shoe I get it


hey thanks for being there pal I appreciate ya


No judgement tho man


Peace be with ya man. Know that i appreciate you


Youre Alive


With the world as it is


Thats an accomplishment


Idk so much negativity out there


Dont see a need to bring that into me ya know


Yall seem to have it on lockdown anyway


look what UFC put up MaFayce


Couldnt do much better


Yeah they did


The moment Conor said he's GOAT jack. they dropped this on YouTube


lmfao


shade


What


you know what nevermind


!pick 1194


I literally have nothing to vent about if that's what you are talking about. The only thing that's bothering me is that you and the other guy assume I need to vent.


I never said anything about venting


dude.


lets drop this


is it the same rin


from slow chat


at the end of the day if people need to vent go to serioustalk


Thank you coffee


no one is talking about venting


omg


Hi coffee


you literally just said you want to vent rin


welcome prisonmike


i did see it mentioned, but lets drop it


do you have dementia or what


hey bagels 3


I made a joke


then we're all just having a miscommunication


jack you know the main sign of aspergers is missing out on key jokes right


!work


yeah here's my card man I know a great psychiatrist


!bonus


!weekly


darn


Comedy gold dude


Oh its upvotes now


!rob Heziah


thanks I appreciate it


yeah


Done and done


feedback is always welcomed


!rob Kaffy


Fuck


!monthly


!rob


darnnn


Opps


They changed the rob timer:


evil laughs


!rob jack.


Oh this is def better


Hehe


No I'm the only one who can rob heziah


5 more


i'll take it


!balance


Lmao


Like children in a playground I love it


!top


dang


U r rich in roaches


Woah


not really


I shall rob you next time man


guys


Go ahead, try it


Yes


sup coff


youre all rad


Aww


Awe thanks coffee


I don't know about that


man I love empty compliments thanks I'll write it in my book


I just said I wrote it in my book, man


Rin is the winner in my book


fair enough


stfu and take it rin


Outerspace.png he's been told that a lot, but the context is usually not a compliment


Hi Outerspace.png I would die for you


hey man that's great


Its so fun to pop into little worlds


Yall have a whole town here


Its great


it's almost funny I feel a giggle mustering up


jack. you guys still on VC?


give me a second it'll come out


MaFayce no but we are:D


Yup!


I'll get on but it has more people than eid prayers


We can join smaller one


I no can added others if needed


kk sec


may i join


srue


sure


where are yall


4 man MaFayce


coff


Hello hello


Hey


Hows it goin?


Nice night?


So far so good


Its technically morning now


True


Its morning when I wake up in my world


give it up for 2:26am


I will in an Hour


nutty joe


What I give depends on how entertaining this ends up


I almost feel compelled to say it too


there is no entertainment here


Rin youre plenty


im the entertainment


bork bork woof


Mutt close second


thanks mutt, thanks man can't thank you enough


come vid chat


Its a race for my attention I love it


bois


nah


Ondwe/Mutt mutty joe


it ok


that sounds like an attempt to me naked on camera


vid chat?


voice chat!


thought it was voice chat


we can do voice chat and video chat


O voice chat


Only 1:28 here, not THAT late


im doing video caht rn


I mean, early?


you can choose


i dont even have a cam tbh


ya you can still join


you can lerk


natashaashley same


i kinda wanna join but idk


nutty joe


BABYSOJU


talking to my bf atm tbh


SuperHighMario hello time zone twin


oof


ok join later mutt


we'll be here:D


perhaps


don't you mean puphaps


like that wordplay? here's my card call me, man


brb mom talking to me MaFayce Outerspace.png


!pick 3125


nutty joe what are you doing


natashaashley nutty joe


I'm sorry friend


I respect it though, you do you.


Hey


Hay


nutty yo


nutty joe


thanks nutty joe


you truly are nutty


Joined vc and it wasn't that scary actually


joined the viet cong huh


that's wild i wish you luck, man


them jungles are crazy


hi guyss


i slept from 7 am to 4 pm idk if its okay


anyways how are yall doiin


hi there!


I'm doing pretty good


dying from corona how are you guys doing tonight


im very tired


hi very tired


good one, right


here's my card


yes im laughing so much


Oop


i have all of your cards


you don't have my v card


virtual card


you got me there


I don't send those out anymore


My goodness


That took a turn and then took another turn


yeah sorry pal


what do you mean that took a turn


something I said?


whaiaiwbwg


Any of you homies play Mordhau?


I don't know a Mr Mordhau


send him my blessings


Hi Xyine


Hello.


What's up my guy


welcome


your guy?


I didn't know we had slavery going on here


shame...


Bruh


Thats not at all what is going on


i'll come back soon!


Hey, what's going on everyone?


morning:


good morning!


Hiya


I think we are all just living r something like that:/


Morning


nutty joe


That's a good base to work on Knives


Oohp


join voice chat yall


Thanks God


Yes


Mmm yes


I want back


They took it from me


My only pure creation


Dang


That's an L


bad god


no


That baby was born to say Sugar”


It is pure


finger snap


!pick 8291


wait so its upvotes now and not roaches?


v quick


Yeah


i want my roaches:


Dharma ate all of the roaches:


We are the roaches


thats deep af


Heheheh


Im sorry I exposed you:


MaFayce the people want answers


!mute maxxx 1d rule5 no unsolicited DMs


It was cookies, then TP, then roaches, now upvotes, tomorrow who knows what it will be


Welcome!


Hi Ben welcome to the server


hi ben


Dharma what is the question?


welcome ben!


Hello:P


why are the roached gone :


Is your last name Dover Natalie


hi lillith


hi dharma bb


I felt so welcomed when I joined this server


how are you


the roaches hated us i guess


Um hi


i cant remember when i joined


hi nuggets!


Hehe


im good hun hbu


Dharma good thanks, hbu


Uh gish


gosh


I'm bored but fine


Save that for politics mate @


Uh ok


random


Thats it


@ don't do it


Oh no not Chris


Spam in main


Oop


Who are you


And what are your credentials


You scared them off


When she stands up for you


That's a W


That?


shsnsisn


what is going on


HW is the type of person to swipe up and only say ” on snap


are u okay kentai


Rip


hw


ell and were on vc


you missed it


Ive got something to cheer you up @


what did you guys talk about?! jack.


i dont like that image


khabib vs conor, coronavirus


protests


i always miss the good stuff


i mean ill strip one day


drunk


so


be there for it


It wasn't good stuff, I was basically crying about my unconditional love for Jack HW


MaFayce


i have a job interview for pfizer tomorrow, wish your boy luck


good luck homie


Beat of luck


Good like dude


They said


Thats a pharma company right jack.


If it goes wrong at the end tell them you can manufacture covid21 and the cure for them jack.


awww barn owllls


protecting its baby


Venezia it's actually for alacer corp, pfizer owns it


Lmao


jack. I used to live next to a Pfizer lab growing up


It's a great place to work


Jack is the cure


Yeah i'm stoked


Basically they are launching a new product, some supplement


so they are hiring people for that


Pfizer? y'all trying to spell pizza?


hey hey hey


you're white


it's pfiza for you


jack is gonna be SO disappointed by my face reveal


Thought you were a dude for the longest time. You are just one big plot twist HW


Me to hw: So what are you white, black, brown?


HW: yes


Susie the good'ol HW is a dude


i might as well be a dude the way my crush treats me


yeah hw is one of the guys


i can feel it


You owe him a kiss Elliot


I feel like you asking for the hammer pal, just simmer down


jack. it's just the rebound phase


jack's interviewer:


jack: yui pfp interviewer


lmao


jack: you look like,...


You look like someone who'd give me a job


for benefits at night


good morning


mornin


!rob MaFayce


hallu


!rob bushidoboy07


yui avatar mae


please dont


pls brazzers mae


how are ya mae


im ok


oh no elliot is typing


pls tip Mae


!mute Coldrak3r 1d Robbin Elliot Jailtime


pls tip dharma


wow


MOD GONE ROGUE


you gotta tag me jack.


i'll tag you alright


mod abuse


why u gotta do me like that


You know there was a plan to actually introduce jailtime for failed robberies


!pick 9792


!rob HW


fuck


ye i just read that in jail channel


European chat time


Lyam posts gif that he's back


!ban MaFayce


Jk jk


is it bc i robbed you so much elliot


Excuse me?


can the child within my heart rise aboveee


I am training to be a future mod XD


Well


The first step is going to jail


to be mod


XD


I haven't been muted anytime


I have a perfect record


!warnings LyamFurious


i even said it in dm


!mute LyamFurious 1d


!mute self


What?! Is it bad I am just 2 good?


Upvote if you wanna be muted


I am a good boi


ok bye im going to play roonscape


u didnt see


Bye


Cya jack


Wow tata


yk what that means in hindi


Yeah


Noice


!warnings Mae


XD


I meant bye XD


pls tip jack.


!ban maxxx


i dont even want to know


what's happening


hi bella


elliot is banning


damn I wonder if he'll find my crimes


Hello.


he found mine


hai soren


heya soren


i will always rob elliot from now on


Who do you think write the pls gayrate bot?


!rob MaFayce


I don't talk alot so I thought i'd find some people to say goodnight to before I go to sleep.


ban


Nini soren  u're the best


Even better than elliot


Gn Soren have a nice sleep


sleep well


Oh thank you. That is kind.


goodnight 333


Neeko go sleep :


dont be so shy here we dont bite


!rob xxpssyslayerxx


i never sleep


nini soren


I have only talked on here a few times. You all scare me.


oop


Why do they scare you soren?


Dharma is scary


I mean, I can understand if I scare you, but everyone else is rlly nice


redditors are pretty off putting yeah


you get used to it


I don't know. I do not have good social skills.


People who stay up past 3 are scary


MAJ3R looks at clock, 2:45am


Yea americans, you should be sleeping


better go to sleep


i think the majority of us dont have good social skills


,pretty sure ur be here for another 15mins


its too late for me now im scary forever


Oh Dharma


People who say majer shup and go sleep no matter the time of the day are great


It isnt even 1 am where i am.


its 8:45am here


Pls editsnipe


9:45 am


canary islands..


Agreeedd


i'm sleepy ok


jack. my laptop is available I'm buying


majer what is your picture?


Want a kiss goodnight


i never know what to talk about here.


It's a blob of jelly


I had


banter


yui pfp MAJ3R


MaFayce go for it


It looks pretty weird


Do you guys wanna see me feed my parrot on stream


you can just follow our conversations but lurking until its more quiet to talk is okay too Soren


lurk more


Oh.


or just go to slow chat which is objectively better


jack. I don't see vid on mobile but I can try logging on chrome


its really quiet around uhh midnight for me so 10 hours ago


I am not conversationally adept.


u can talk about anything we dont judge


I am hesitant becuase I have been judged before.


I'm judging you right now as we speak


Thanks...


a solid 8/10 so far


thats completely fine. take your time until youre more comfortable with us


and dont mind people that ruin your experience here. were all here to make new friends and talk


thank you that is nice to know


anyone else miss wpd


if theres anything u want to rant about you can dm me soren. im always happy if i can help


Aw cold;


What if it is a rant about how I don't have a physical body and people make fun of me calling me a ghost? That is when I get ghosted ha ha


a pun


Not my own.


Steaming MaFayce


wish i could take a break from having a body


Buongiorno


you can rant about anything. theres also a serioustalk for more yk serious topics


Serious talk is forboding.


Wdym


If I am spelling things wrong I apoligize, it is dyslexia.


dont be sorry


Ye don't be


Ok.


I've just joined but hope that you're all right


Welcome. And I am just fine, thank you.


Going to a zoo purely with monkeys inhabiting it


Finally something different than lockdown


Interesting.


i dislike zoos generally


Reminds her of her bedroom


Cold come see me feed my parrot in vc


There is only one zoo I like, and that is becuase it is fantastic place where the animals are all happy.


It's mixed feelingsz zoos


On one hand they preserve life and can help preventing extinction


And the good zoos do not keep elephants.


On other hand it's sad that they're locked


Like the animals


Elephants should be in the wild or pretected sanctuary


Yeah but the sad reality is that humans will always hunt poor innocent Animals like rhinos, tigers, elephants etc


thats a nice parrot jack.


That makes me really sad.


If there were more dragons they would hunt us too I'm sure.


dragons would be massive wimps


I am not a massive wimp.


I dont think.


thanks


america goes to sleep and europe is getting up


its normal


Oh. I should probably go to sleep soon.


if dragons existed do you think fighter jets would fight them


or would warheads be used


and i have to get up soon


I exist. No one fights me.


Funny you assume we need fighting.


dragons would fight out of spite


same reason why humans fight each other


sharks dont fight


why would dragons


I dont know about that. Dragons are better thafn humans.


!work


Hi all


hello kafka


We are not spiteful creatures generally.


UwU


What u guys up to?


But I havent met many other dragons.


that's pretty low


OwO


dragons would definitely fight


Do it


Exercise


ikr


we have big lawn tho


I dont think so. I know dragons.


Well I know myself


Not many others though


More exercise owo


come voice chat guyz


!work


There will always be dragons who think they are superior to humans


VOICE CHAT


PLZ


COM


I don't think so. But I am half human.


So that myabe why


aye you can't possibly speak for all dragons then


you never knows the kinds that are out there, man


Nope, voice carries coronavirus


No, it would be like Spock speaking for all vulcans.


So true.


im in vc already sorry


Spock is cool


love it when he says I am your father


does the v sign thing


pretty epic


my host loves spock, she made me watch star trek.


hi Kaffy I'm your dad now


what do you mean by host


Oh never mind I said that. You wouldnt understand.


I forgot the company I was in, my apoligies.


im confusa


what company


The people present.


I will understand


its probably some form of bdsm


Aye that's pretty inconsiderate don't ya think


oh : sorry then


welcome gaminggod007


Its ok.


is that the real gamer god 007


cake dm!restart to Echo and get your roles


damn, gamers rise up


GAYMERS


do I really need roles


get your roles or else


Host is the original owner of the body. Dont worry if you dont understand.


yes


Yes you do


Else it is a ban


kinda harsh don't ya think


cake f


Yeah they're needed to know if you're a qt girl or not


If you have any concerns do modmail


Goodnight, my host needs to sleep now so I must go.


And if you're a qt girl, they're needed to know if you're underage


goodnight soren


It was interesting talking


nini soren


nini soren's host


goodnight


it was interesting talking I look forward to it again


Thanks for being nice you all!


you can DM me if you want I am lonely


of course


Dharma also if you're 30 year old we need to give you access to a secret oldy chat


whaaat there's an oldy chat?


ebic


I just recently found out there's a ladys chat too


I bet the lady's chat is all about nutty


you just assumed we'd only have gentlemen


yeah it's where they all get together to groom the lil chitlins in the chat


and majer


but only if you identify as a female


On the contrary


Ladies chat is well formed meaningful conversations


Gentlemen is just pls pp


actually true


MaFayce Glad I'm a guy then


lmao


female dating strategy


the ladies chat is literally just pls pp too


Morning


shhh mae


at times


I hope small pps then


Morning Jack


Whats up


if your gender is other you can be in both chats?


some of us have big pps


I'm here to simpo


no ours are bigger


i dont think you can b in either


Not much except the likelihood of a civil war


Spanish simp El simp


El simpo


and majer


Dharma u wish


hai otter


el simpo


Helicopter gender has an exclusive chat too?


puta madre


rin que te pasa?


My name is supah


lmao


hi supah


sup supah


@/desu/ Helicopter gets the best of both worlds


are you really a gaming god or you're just bluffing?


Dammit, i knew i chose the incorrent gender


What I would do if chat turned into a shitstorm


Can you do a gaming miracle?


I would kick the one responsible and Alexander The Kitten


To set an example


!pick 9636


Then I would kick 2 more people just to be sure


!work


!rob @/desu/


hi Mip adress


rob elliot


pls


!rob MaFayce


hello all


I'm confused what did I do


60 rob 60 min ban


welcome!


!mute Isupahfly 60m


bai supah


mod abuse


wait i told him to do it


i want half of his mute


bc of fairness


Sleepover at friend is nice


Isupahfly what did I do I'm confused


!rob elliot


guys I'm going to sleep


ni ni dharmaaa


Snipsnip


goodnight daharma


nini dharma


Bud


Nein


keep being the best  bye


yui spank darklord


Slow chat is so slow


thats the point


super


Main chat too


yui spank maj3r


yui spank mae


im extremely boney, that spank probably hurt you more than it hurt me


you could draw my silhouette with 6 polygons


im more boney


you cant compete


um


u win


welcome


welcome laxr!


Hello sexy people


oh its jen


Issa me


mario


so exclusive towards people like me smh


how are u jen


Mae you're the sexiest tho


heya


haii Anaksis


debatable


hi


Coldrak3r I'm goood hbu?


i woke up earlier than usual ugh


but im okay


Glad you're ok


Damn hate when that happens


Hey everyone


Hey sexy


Hi LaxR J


i had to get up at half past 7 on friday and now everything is messed


up


Hi Anaksis


well ima get out of bed. ill ttyl


Alright bb


Ttyl


Hi boopity9


welcome


rhiannon rings like a bell through night and wouldn't you love to love herrr


hello hello


what's up spooky skeletons


what are you up to Jell


Nothing atm, you?


!Rob Mete


Fuccckkk


I'm watching Nathan For You


so I'm very happy right now


JELLY BEAN


Have you seen Nathan For You


Miss you bb


No I havent seen Nathan for you


It is very funny


hello everyone


highly recommend


Is it on netflix?


its all on youtube


it was a comedy central show


Hi KnugKrisi


Alright I'll check it out


Haley are you in a rs clan


hihi


Confirmed, all americans are sleeping now


no they arent


its euroasia time


im not american but my boyfriend has a really bad sleep schedule and hes awake


he even woke up before i did


Is he in the chat?


uhh i think so


Speak now or silence forecer


Kriglet hey u


ur american


and awake


yeah


see


the baby hungers


he feasts


munch


I have 01:45 PM


Nice


!pick 9377


full hungry baby


Elliot gonna be Hackerman starting Monday


Hmm


That's gif not worked


How y'all doin


I'm very happy actually


I just bought my, 4th computer ever


heya ell


sorry about earlier, internet was aids


Mine too


what'd you buy the laptop for


gaming?


D2D use


oh okay


I can't open nonwork sites on work laptop


And my gaming one is fried


Gotcha


You know i have 3 Amazon accounts and I cycle through them for 1 month free prime


lmao


Without prime it was coming on 7th June


I got a really good deal on my last laptop


With prime it now comes on Monday


That's really cool


Prime is really good here


But too pricey


i really like the surface laptops


I bet if one has 4 accounts, they can perpetually cycle through the free months


but the design is getting so dated


I liked the surface laptops 3 years ago


Now others have caught up


yepp


And even went ahead in performance


I was gathering parts for a gaming pc, just decided not to


cancelled the orders


your brain on quarantine hmm i should build a gaming pc


Gaming PC is a hug investment


I spent a lot of money on one in 2013


If you want to spend like S2k on it then go ahead


i think i played two or three games in total


yea it was around 1300 or 1500 i dont remember


Then I don't think it is worth it


I'll just buy a ps5 when it comes out


I spent S1.2k in 2017 which sits in my closet unusable


jack. exactly


right next to your sexuality


as an adult i find it hard to just sit around and play games


never have the time, when i do it just goes towards other things


Yeah, the last game I played was GTAV which took 2 months out of my life


But gaming is a great way to blow off some steam


it is


a lot of people genuinely enjoy them


MaFayce


Life hacks


I actually enjoy trying to climb in league combined with a busy life


Gaming has been with me for my entire life


Fun fact my laptop is gonna be cheaper than my brother's phone


Who the f Spends more than 1000 on a phone


xd


I mean the only thing exciting about apple to me is the camera


But you can get a pretty decent one dor the S400 iPhone SE 2020


Yeah that's fine jonah


I am just busy but i also do a billion other things, just how my brain works


There's literally no reason you should buy the top model iPhones now


my brother is a tech nerd, he's happy as long as there's a screen in front of him


Retardation


I'm full ADHD because of lockdown


Finally got rid of it and booom reset


lmao it's been tough


I actually went to work this week


this month rather


for 20 days


it's weird tho, living in a black mirror episode


hey sha


Who's sha


MaFayce explain


Did you know that sha ghosted me


I invited her back to mnfh


Me too


She ghosted me too


Sha is the devil


lmao


i will come to singapore and drag u here


Hello.


!pick 7513


!work


!weekly


I am sad:


I'm happy


I am not sad because of the bot


Hi sad I'm Jonah


Hi Jonah I'm sad


Ok sorry terrible humor


Why so?


I'm just in a lot of pain and distraught about my situation


I apologize, I shouldn't be bitching about it


It's no bitching tbh


You can acknowledge and share that you don't feel


Well, nothing wrong with that


I just hope you feel better soon


How are you doing today? What time of day is it for you?


That question applies to everyone


Sneaky af


time is 2:20pm


doing okay


What would make it better?


Death


is that a cat?


My cat's list of hiding spots is growing and it gets frustrating trying to find her sometimes


yes, it's a cat


jack. hey man, thats dangerous talk. Is anything going on?


I'm glad cats are clean animals... otherwise


Well, a lot is going on but im okay. I have a grim sense of humor


It's like a fun game of hide and seek but there's mild dread involved because it's totally possible that one of my nephews coulda left the door open at some point and let her escape


Jack go eat some chicken


gigl


Brichu


jack. okay, well I am always happy to listen/ chat!


i am way ahead of you Misty


thank natasha, im good


My cat is flopping all over my lap


is it morning for you Misty


Yes it is my cats woke me up


cute


Cats are the most derpy hilarious creatures ever


Cats unrest all of over discord


Jonah nope


birds are


trust me


My mainecoon is the most epic creature


i own 4 birds and 3 cats


im an expert on derpy behavior


lmao


There's a cat butt in the upper corner too


have you ever seen a bird eat a french fry?


No but I've seen a squirrel do it


Potato quality, took it from my bed


YAY BIRBS


Have you seen a jelly bean eat a french fry


tielies


jellybean no but I wanna


Please post the Broccoli video jack.


which one, the one where i am shoving it up my bumhole?


or the bird one


Both is good


selfish birb


In my dreams i was cuddling with jack


It wasn't a dream


i drugged you


Wow


Glad i stomped on your bird while running away


Cats birds


Don't @ me


Dogs birds cats


Cats dogs birds


Know your place


cts


Katze


birds are really annoying tho


can get loud sometimes


but they like to sing to yu


Birds are nice


you're nice


Birds are chirping rn outside my window


Shaming me for not sleeping


I love birdies


lmao


its the worst


They're taunting me too


going to bed late at night


But it's beautiful


but hear the birds


your alarm's been set for 3 hours


Omg elliot did I actually sleep before you


You did


I had a 1 hr nap between 56pm CT


That's all


Awake since


wow so much sleep man


Ramy S2


I had a 5hr nap


yeah nap


MaFayce sounds like the manic episode I went through and didn't sleep for over 2 days


oof


Id still be asleep if it wasnt for my cats


its okay giggles


pussy keeps me up too


natashaashley that's me 29 days ago, I had a work event though, spanning 3 days


I hardly slept 4 hours in those 3 days


MaFayce


!d bum0


!d bump


Is this the real life


Is this just fantasy


I forgot


Ok


I don't pay you minimum wage for that


People don't get my memes


excited birb


Jack is that how you get the wooomen in pakistan


!pick 4222


Mete sorta


3 more days, then I'll be on PC


hey, wanna come over and check my birb?


30 minutes later :


ell you wanna vc with witcho, giggles and i tomorrow


AHHH


I officially got verified as an artist


congrats


Congrats


Thank you guys


Congratulatione


That girl lowkey looks like Ussy and that guy in mask is literally me when I did Cosmic's Masks4all challenge


This was Kinda a big deal for me


lmfao


Where can I post my music?


I have one person blockedon this server


imadethis


and thats her ell


MaFayce


Yeah sure


I posted my newest song in imadethis


I'm coughing a lot Tonight


whoa that's cool Topsy


Maybe


Thank you jack.


It means the world


Oh I wont I just need a reminder or Ill forget


No, but if it is I'm injecting Lysol


YouTube has blessed me with 100 new subs this week


oh you mean


Hi Maam


MaFayce maam get well


reminder about VC


Topsy oh, what's your channel


hi maam


I posted it in imadethis


nakaya


I just got verified


As an artist


im doing something for the first time ever tbh


Mete during exams


jack.6227 yes


Most of the songs in albums and singles arent mine


So only check my uploads


I contacted YouTube to help fix that


Ih8 u


Coldrak3r maam have fun


Topsy alright great!


Thank you


LSTER


Ouef


UwU


who ya got MaFayce woodley or burns


I am with friends. Hooray!


mannn im so bored


does this remind you of someone MaFayce


yo


wassup!


OwO


yui hug natashaashley


!pick 5284


henlo


Hii


hi soj


what are you up to?


Hi Soju how was your sleep?


We're still awake


omg soju


youtube, gathering the energy to do cardio


i went for grocery 8D


what did you get


avocado carrot chicken breast pepper some ice cream onions!


oh hecc yeah


and some PASTA


hecc yee


ice cream onions?


onions are the best vegetable don't @ me


ice cream n onionz


hey all


Carrots


Potatoes


Stugav heckin ye


onions on ice cream with avocado, chicken breast and carrots


huh


i call it


operation


Ice cream onions?


cobra


Potatoes are better


operation soju


natashaashley yikes


reee


Yes


BABYSOJU I'm just repeating what you said


good god gilbert


good ol' gilbert


I LOVE GILBERT


so wassup soju how are u doin today?


natashaashley I'm just repeating what you said


Ye soju how's life


natashaashley ice cream n ONIONZ


Im good thanks hbu


Stugav me 2


taxi is like a good bad movie


i love it so much


YES GILBERT KING


accurate


i lob gilbert


brb


french people are good at making movies holy


cringness is the key


Hello y'all


omg taxi is so cringe


hiii human bean


hello humanbean


how are u doin today


I'm not too bad


Having a chill morning


well atleast u are doin good


sweet beans


hi humanbean!


which one?


taxi


ill look it up hold on


OH YEAH


this one is pretty bad good too


omg


god


I LOVE THE ROOMO


oh hi mark NO I DID NOT HIT HERRR


I did not hit her


huh


i did not hit her


Whys that film popular


you gotta watch it dusaa


Its so terrible


on it


Pyro for being terrible


sure thing


after my game ill watch it


exactly why taxi series is popular


It's so quotable too


Like Bee movie


ARealHumanBean tru


WHAT BEE MOVIE WAS GOOD


Stugav omG


soju can u dm me that link?


or the name atleast


ooO its called the room


dusa


i love the room so much


i love good bad movies


same


asterix meet cleopatra is another good bad one


Theres a film called Children of Men that was recently added to Netflix


cringess is the KEY


ive seen children of men


Its pretty lit


cringeness


OMG LMFAOSODOFLDMSK


i was just there like


i don geeh


Yes I like cringe UwU hihi


so fkn old


no thats the first one


That redhead tho


which is also good bad


but the second one is more good bad


oh i gotta watch the second one


asterix meet cleopatra


Swear that chicks in a porno


howdy partner


Sun's coming up, so I should probably get some sleep before it's too bright to do so


Howdy


gnight nat


howdy pardner


cya lads tomorrow


nini natasha


im out tooo


Gn Jack


bai jack


Good night all!


Night y'all


Love you good night


And gn Nat, I gotta sleep soon too


But not yet


It ain't even 6am yet


heziah sleeps?


Heziah sleeping?


I got like 4 hours of sleep last night, that's plenty


Stugav


OMG I LOVE THAT


You feelin better yet Neeko?


hell yeahh, passed out for a while and woke up feeling a lot better


Lmao, glad to hear it champ


i love monty python so much omg


i love it so much omg


we need a movie night


I have 2 seperate movie nights in my weekly schedules


hell ye


bring all the good bad movies plz


i lov


Heziah quarantine got us like


Lmao, I have a big list of films too because of it


nicolekc heckinyus


also another cringe movie is fletch BABYSOJU


which is also good


There's 159 movies on the list


add portrait of a lady on fire


triangle is a good bad movie


Good yet bad movies are pretty good ngl


Event Horizon has a pretty compelling plot but the movie fucks itself up


i quite enjoyed Good Time by the safdie brothers


Stugav I GOTTA WATCH


BABYSOJU YES YOU WILL LOVE IT


That list started forever ago and because everyone has time again we've started going through it/adding stuff. Watched The Minority Report last week because of it


Good morning


Mornin Bo


How goes it


Just woke up Bo sup with u?


Same thing pretty much


!pick 9638


!pay MaFayce 12


take half


hello brichu


hi rik


Thanks Stugav


hi maam


!pay Stugav 150


nooo i can't take this:


Yes you can


this is war


im dead


or you can give it to me


brichu don't you have the most in the server


!rob Brichu


how r u brichu


moist n unstable


how r u maam


a lil sleepy since I just woke up and big sad


yui hug Bo


I have risen


big sad maam


How's it going?


yeah maam


heyy lyam


Howdy neeko!


pretty good!


a lil tired but all good


omggg lmaooo


nicolekc glad to hear that!


Sup brich and Bo


And oggy


woke up just a little while ago


Oh sleepy


Ello


Howdy mate


Brichu


I fell asleep like 20 minutes before my friend showed up


What had today brought u? Ursuline


So Current mood is


Nothing lul


lmaooo i just barely remember vc last night


Theall Das good XD


Just the news going absolutely wild


someone was fking around with tts LMAO


Randie about?


vc last night was lit maam nicolekc


What vc?!


we were wildinnn


this is for rachel


Why wasn't I invited?!


Wait whaaat


Anyone here plays league tho


yes maam


How did I miss this


I used to I believe I still have the game


I feel left out


i play league maam


you guys didnt miss much lmaooo


The shite happening in US LyamFurious


All the fun happens when I am asleep


basically jus me, neeko, soju, neyland, stugav, n ellix messing with the tts


Klug I thought something happened in India XD


so no big deal but it was lit maam


just missed me being fking gonskys


omg


i remember that


I use tts XD


India is still the same, thank goodness


neyland just sent a really NSFW message


and then elliot joined and we thought we were gonna get banned


:D


superbass was iconic maam


tts queen of rap


Farika well the new discharge policy is big lols if it starts up second wave XD, HENCE, 8K recoveries XD


Brichu LMAOOO FACTS


TRUE


sis was a rap god maam


TTS nailed rap god


Yeet


Really


tts monotonic queen outflowed crdi


LMAO


but maam nicolekc


momo should be in rap line


wot the hell is goin on


we should get tts to rap korean


u make everything allriiighhttt


Whaaat


lyrics maam


Wars Apprentice welcome


Hi LyamFurious


SpaceX rocket blew up


Aah I seee


MaFayce whaaat


Brichu cheers


!rob jellybean


!work


Wars Apprentice everything you need to know is in rules


man 2020 is really wildin


MaFayce I thought crew dragon blew up XD


not that one


maam 2020 isnt a rollercoaster, its a ride that never goes up maam


MaFayce I have been busy couldn't check XD


But the Austronauts gotta be scared now


but they both different projects


Welp today is the launch, nthg to change today


Hope we see a success


Yeah we will and that was a prototype explosion


Besides no need to freak out, if such explosions don't happen then as Elon put it we will never know the limits XD


Woah I had no idea that happened


Oh u see these stuff and what up?! ARealHumanBean


hoi guys


Just looked it up now


Brigit yo amigo hows it going?


hoi


Hola


Farrand have u slept well


Space x be like


Let's put Hollywood explosions to shame XD


LyamFurious Everything is going fine, I changed my room a bit


ARealHumanBean how's it going?


Brichu i didn't fall sleep the whole night, i napped from 7 am to 4 pm right after lmao


Monahan good good, change in ambience is a really good to start off a day!


It's going alright, just did some yoga


Cool


my sleep shedule is all messed uppp


Barbara maybe it's your sleep schedule, thats the problem


mhm


It's alright just don't take advice from brich that's all XD Sula


lmaoo


LyamFurious?


yikes


Brichu u also don't sleep at night XD


and whats your point


watching the sunrise and sunset from my room is aesthetic sf


asf


When two sleep deprived people talk then both will stay awake XD


And I am kidding


sunrise gives my room a gold shine, sunset makes my room dark bluish


Dark bluish?!


sounds v cool ngl


Nvr seen that


my window faces sunrise


i ate a lot last night


Sounds like an apocolypse


i ate a whole cheese pack


and cheese sticks


Cool, I ate less yesterday


I just crashed on my bed and drooled to oblivion xd


oop


Now I want cheese


ARealHumanBean reminding u that u must have a good diet


my window is on the east side, and i have a light blue tinted window in north


I woke up 9 am XD


Pretty late from my 7 am wake up time XD


!pick 7179


My window also faces east so the sun blasts my face at like 7:308am


Hello people


hey man


Sup fuuulllmeeetall!


What you guys upto


LyamFurious whaazaaapp


talking about sunrise n stuff


Talking about sunset and sunrise


Ever seen violet skies during sunset?


isnt that common


It's dope af and last for about 15 min


Hii


helloo sailordoge


Yeah... But it's rlly beautiful


It happens pretty late in sunset right?


sailordoge howdy what up!


henlo sailor


FullMetal I am fine wbu?


Hows trickz


Hello sailordoge


FullMetal yeah a bit late


FullMetal just when the sun is below the horizon


LyamFurious yeah it's really nice


I think Im going to see the sunrise


Oh cool


my sunset n sunrise kinda swapped, the sunrise now has a pink n blue to it and the sunset is golden, never been pink for almost 2 months now


I thinks if gets kinda difficult to see violet skies if you live away from the equator


seasons probably


Must be due to summer


FZSL welcome


OOOh sounds pretty


Welcome mate


Hello


Will try to get the image of my sunset


welmcom FZSL


A few days back sunset in my place proper brown for some reason


Please do


FZSL everything u need to know is in rules


Hey FZSL


FZSL how's it going and welcome to the server


XD


Nvm


brichu the blueprint


We got tour guides now I like it


Tank u


blueprint maam


Lyam the stealer XD


Lyam the simpler XD


Anyone wants to see?


Mee!


I can hear the birds yall


2.5 min video


Same sailor


Sure


Birds are up


But this vid is hilarious af


It's 3 pm for me


Stop hyping the video and show it!


yall have birds n i deadass hear roosters


LyamFurious where do you live? That's just 1 time zone behind me.


maam just say its u


Shhh


This is in Dallas


Id watch but my dude is sleepin


SOJU


BRIII


sailordoge watch later


how are u my lov


Dallas is like 30 mins from where my sister lives


MaFayce will


pls pp


oh heckin ye


Ayy fellow DFWer


thank god


Wow big pps


Bruh


Thedarklordlilith bean


i lov u guys


Churchyy why is she eating and dancing at the same time


BABYSOJU lov u maam


Multitasking


lov u maam


FullMetal I live in UAE


Woah there, what's going on here?


pp size gang


BIIG COJONES


maths maam


oh man


Oof.


is that a clit maam


HEY CHOD MATTERS


Pls pp


Check this out


WOW


Good


LyamFurious ay nice, I always wanted to visit the Emirates.


WHAT


pay respects Churchyy


pls pp


We got some small pps in chat


stable pp


Damn Brichu, nice pp


FullMetal it's pretty good here, once covid is over come over


Yui f Churchill's pp


Antidepressants kicked in


oh sjwkfkmgmeo so fekssk


y'all


i hate this bot


LyamFurious you got it broski


Alright so stop using PP bot XD


Antidepressants:


soju did you sEE


Alright.


THE TIME


Welcome, Luka!


WHERE IT EXPOSED ME TOO MUCH


PLS PP


first pp the one that counts


LukaKlosar welcome


hi luka!


LukaKlosar everything you need to know about the server is in rules


hi lukaaa


Welcome LukaKlosar to the server


These birds need to chill


There ain't no better time to join than a pp measuring contest


XD


Ya'll no mine is the biggest coz I am the largest simp XD


oof


Pls pp


pls snipe


Heh


Oh no


yui f majers pp


My pp is massive IRL tho


bot doesnt lie


I should probably go to sleep nini big pp kingz


gn Sailor


MAJ3R not from what ive seen


Byeee


Goodnight!


Nini sailor


night


nini


Night night


ARealHumanBean holiday for u today?!


pls simprate nicolekc


pls pp


Same guy:


LMAO


pls pp MaFayce


frig


hot


o thats a chonker


Oooff


Pls pp Thedarklordlilith


you know it


Good enough!


Wow


pls simprate Heziah


pls simprate


omg


this is a lie


im 100 simp


Pls simprate


Stugav 37 si too smol


pls simprate BABYSOJU


pls d'imperatrice


That's right, I don't simp anyone


LMAO


Was it me?


nice


ARealHumanBean holiday for u today?!


LyamFurious yeah I'm sort of off work


LMAOOO


There ain't no better way to live life than to Simp


78 fair enough dark


im at least 90 simp


Was I 100?


simp r8 machine


brichu is 100 simp


pls simprate


Hmmm


Pls simprate


Nah


i got 95


pls pp


Wait who is who


Being a bottom simp


it grows


Bye Nini


dang grower


So in the ship of MAJ3R we know whose the man huh?


Don't rage


grower


Pls pp


Being a bottom is not being a simp


pls tip


pls simprate


Yes


oh whats the other command


Feck


LMFAO


Nice


Pls simprate


what was that


Waaaikt!


No fooking way


i forgot the command


what was that commas for making your pfp weird


command


ufufjfucucuc i forgot


I am the biggest simp now Fook the bot!


Brichu sir


Pls magik BABYSOJU


nicolekc maam


OH RIGHT


pls magik


wait


pls brazzers


Pls invert BABYSOJU


daw


oh god


Oh geez!


pls invert


y'all know good comanda


botan no


Huh


Ever better


commands


oh nooo kitty


the kitty is white maam


Pls invert LyamFurious


scary


nic


Wow that's cool


Damn that's undertaker


I never knew


I didn't expect that XD


Makes it look like seaweed


SKSKKSKSKS


pls invert


All this time, I thought the beard was a mouth screaming


pls magik PhenomPlasma


FCKNG CREEPY


Somehow, I think mine actually looks better inverted.


it kinda does


pls magik


NO I CHANGED MY PFP


I KNOW


it takes a while to update


Pls Magik LyamFurious


maybe restart discord?


oke lemme try


Wow


Bot probably needs some time to check for a new profile picture?


owned


it takes days maam


gotta wait:p


days?


soju when it does update, pink me


oop


botcommands


ping


oke


yes maam SKSKKSKSK


weeks actually


i wanna see


weeks!?


o no i have to be a pedostache


maybe even months'


for weeks


lets go botcommands


for MONTHS


No no, not months


Just weeks


Reminding u all bots command isn't slow chat XD


pls crab METE RUINED MY, RELATIONSHIP WITH MA HUSBAND


maam wyd


maam chill


Nope


yes i do


n i know who


Idk


Didn't mete divorce?


Did mete divorce XD?


uhhh


No im on the edge of divorcing because i spend time on discord instead of taking care of my husbie


XD


Noice


Besides marriage over rated, be bachelor!


Dank memer bot is fire rn


but maam Mete did she actually say that tho


I hope it had more such meme commands


Heziah no u


mete is mean again i c


SSHHH


yeah


cant snipe


im invincible


pls snipe


outplayed me


im still in 's server maam


video doesnt open for me though


If we can't snipe we take ss


i did maam


LyamFurious you didnt


MAAM I CABT SEND PICS


Nope, but u do create a lot of situations to take ss Mete XD XD


omg vig opened


I think being quotable is a good thing


awh


Welp


jokes on u mete. my pc is always recording


maam u cant snipe pics


I didn't take ss


ah i see


Coldrak3r good job XD


Coldrak3r close chaturbate


lucky for u im on my phone


waiting for mete to blackmail me maam


thats a thicc dog


chaturbate is my home


DONKY UWU


Thats a thicc schlong


Brichu owo


!pick 4468


brb


I found two teens in their 18 at chaturbate past day


pls snipe


The only thing I have saved is this


they were too cute but I felt like... uhh


!pick 4668


i had to cross a road


pls nickname


m!burger donkyhot


ahhh


m!tree


Heziah LMAOOO STAWO


i miss home


WHY ARE YOU HERE JUST TO SEE ME POST THAT nicolekc


Thanks brichu


yes maam


BABYSOJU aww that's soo beautiful!


BABYSOJU where's home for u?


Heziah i just saw it ahhh


Omg bigdiccemoboi is here!


Brb


next time its sunny out here, ill take a picture of the view


Why are zoo restaurants so fckng overpriced


LyamFurious thank you!


i'm from italy:


nicolekc I'm not getting rid of it


Stugav ayy


ur a good view maam


ahhh


casa e il posto a cui appartengo..!


I really wanna go to Europe and take in the architecture there.


man... no mistake goes unseen in this chat Heziah


Ciao bella


PhenomPlasma come come friend


welcome to da corona party!


If you want to go, wheres reccomended


Come to my house


maam BABYSOJU would u recommend me visit italy not around covid times


Well, lets pretend after the whole rona thing


matera is reeeally nice


How about someone who enjoys hikes


the countryside


austria


Damn, that looks pretty.


i found my love in portofino


i've been to lake garda, bibione, caorle and venice


here! GingaBomber


this is the pic i took when i hiked with my friends:


ahh my home is so pretty


imagine having friends maam


i miss home!


where's me


am i not a fren


pls snipe


maam shupp


ily too maam


ily maam


maams ily


maams ILY


no maam ILY maam


but that doesnt mean im not gonna rob you maam


maam:


maam?


i do not have friends


maams


hi yoshi


Good morning all


hii


ANIII Pikachu


Hi briii


we all are friends yoshi


hello morningg


u gotta remember that


true maam


Morning


lelliie helelooo


Hi lellie


Bo maam


i have a question maam


yes maam


why does some subs hide maam


subs?


like blah blah


wym maam


Good morning, Ani!


selfies?


its photography


ohhh right


Morning xeta


ye its gone


why's that MAAM


Evening here.


o not for me


really


weird


click photography maam


Not for me either.


I'm waiting for my babyso to say morning


I guess I gotta teach her manners


BABYSOJU maam u didnt tell me u were a karen


Did you tap the arrows in the channel categories to hide it?


ALSO HI HW


STOP LURKING HW


morning DAD


There we go


tendiesss


Im still asleep


chicken tenders


Hey hw


HW false maam


Just had 5 chicken tenders for dinner.


Tendies ur tender maam


Yo anyone up for VC


cant maam sorry


I need breakfast


WHY AM I TALKING LIKE A COSTCO MANAGER


Bo go eat maam


y'all see this?


Even though hw is my daughter, I want to do some HW this morning


u have to click the arrow at media


photography is gone on mine


click media


:p


oh ok


Thedarklordlilith wheres my pbj


ok thanks for teaching this boomer


Don't worry baby it Happened to me


im makin it bb


o


ty


THANKS DAD


It only appears if new messages come up


oh ya it deffo weird


BABYSOJU The arrow being sideways hides all channels with no new messages.


Bo eat well maam


Brichu free food that someone else made always tastes the best


Bo i'd cook for u maam ngl


yui pfp Bo


aw


i thought it gives me a big gif


I can send u the gif


pls


anyone here good with hair clippers? my wahl magic clip is starting to pull hair


Tendies no clue


Send gif


donkyhot hi maam


@ me when u honger


Brichu am honger


yui cookie donkyhot


Thanks


good morning people


good morning maam


donky


sis has returned


sis has risen


Hiii


I have returned


we know


So what's been going on here?


the undertaker!


where did elliot go


Excuse me guys, coming through


Probably to sleep


thats sad


Sooo


Right?


Let's party!


i enjoy talkin with him


but dont tell him


I have screen recorded this dont worry


same


Anyways


How's it going bro and sis?


im exhausted from mowing the lawn with a broken mow lawner


Oh you know chillin on a Saturday morning


Pikachu maam I


i ran out of drinks


fuck


Hmm?


Lets go hw


Maybe a little extra credit too


Coldrak3r aww alright


XD


the drive belt of the mow lawner broke in half


Geez


guess I'm not making brownies today


Coldrak3r so u just cut the grass huh?


i pushed the mow lawner without acceleration


Wait?!


maam


i mean the engine still works


Ahhh k?!


it just felt like its in break mode all the time


why no brownies?:c


yes:


Bo hash brownies?


Thedarklordlilith cause u refuse to accept that ur cute


stupid bean


That's not exactly how physics works but OK XD


sbeiejehtqhwjaiwj


i ship it


BWJGAUKAVi


well it was really exhausting


Coldrak3r u did work


Brichu yeah c my ship


pls snipe


fk


ur ship aint real life maam LyamFurious


2 different things


Hey guys


hi valy


Brichu was urs real life XD?


Sup valy


oof u didnt know


Nm, just bored wbu guys


bored as well maam


im hungry and bored


About to get luncv


i'm full and bored


Lunch


I just had dinner


Thedarklordlilith maam it be hard innit


it do


i haven't had breakfast yet


Thedarklordlilith have u added more songs to ur playlist


!pick 5525


!pick 5425


maam


!work


yes maam


Anyways cya folks


may i rob you maam


cya killian!


no maam pls dont


Lmao


have u added more songs to our playlist


Bo fixed it for you:3 and yes i have


MAAM IM JELLY


ah yes great, I shall have another look at your playlist


ftfy


i swearrr


bBauwbwjwkw


Okay so guys let me tell you something


bb no


This is really gonna be emotional


yes go maam


Are yall ready


are you pregnant?


Noo


It's much more emotional than that


are you pregnant


Thedarklordlilith duet me on tiktok when


are you presgned


are u pragan


Okay so let me say it


yes


are you pagan


okay go


are you pizza


im listening


Okay so here we go...


ok yes


yes yes


how come no one doesn't know how to spell prgeont


Nvm i forgot what i wanted to say


ugh


whuskwiakwbw


bamboozle


Genni get some help


my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


heckin


Oh myy


Sorry guys i really forgot


Bo maam im here for u as a friend maam


Noo


i blame heziah


What is cold balls supposed to mean Soju?


Brichu thank u maam


he forgot


maam how


i wanna forget things too


Lmao


Okay guys i remember now


Okay so here we go


yes


Ima gonna say it


I'm typing it up right now


okay


I'm still typing guys


Hold on


maam ignore him we're being clowns


i yoinked the png


mam


Quit takin my pngs


maam


or what?


pls snipe


phew


Idk I'll get real unhappy probably


i doubt heziah


omg im sorry if ur seeing my tweets maam Thedarklordlilith


Okay so guys I'm nearly done typing


I'm already unhappy with your stealing and I'm gonna cope by sleeping so good day to you


honestly ima have to log back in just to see em


MAAM


goodnight Heziah ily


goodnight maam


someone donate me 1 upvote


Okay so, last night i ordered some food and it was soo goood, i nearly cried


End of my emotional story, please don't cry


!pay nakaya 1


yay


thanks


fax


Omg


elliot ur not asleep?


elliot is never asleep


hes never not awake


he transcends space and time


Fax


but his bb only gives him space but not time


, I'm dipping


no


dont leave elliot


maam


stay


Oh yeah. Totally me too ha ha


Elliot has logged off


we give u time


im sad


false maam


Gn partner


Is logging off


!ban MaFayce


do it


coward


Don't me unnecessarily


sorry


sleep well


maam isnt it morning for u


sleep well maam


nini elliot


Hi guys


Good morning


And now it is time for everyone to sleep


but i woke up 4 hours ago


hi Bentlee


yes yes


hii nakaya


Nerds are the best


Grape is even better


grape ones


U gotta fight the pain to feel the pleasure


i dont choke on anything


except the tears


im too good ykwim


STOP


ahhwheueveuebr


Omg, did I just make an innuendo?


im sorry bb


UR ATTACKING ME


THOSE


im usually choking on air yes


bruh same


you ever just choke for no reason


yes


yup


no my choking has reasons behind it


Yeah I choke irl, I choke in video games, I'm a class A choker


at least not a class D choker maam


I'll karate chop your face dont make light of my choking


Kung pow


take a shot every time brichu says maam


u wont be able to go home maam


I'd be dead in 10 minutes


same


Brichu would be responsible for 30 alcoholics


maam i dont say maam a lot


i would try it


it's a fun exercise


Ok maam


Thedarklordlilith u not tryna die period


just once every message maam


good for family and kids


wrong bo, so wrong


if its just shots i would do a lottt


dead people can't hear me sing


js


/pats


Brichu THIS INE HAS 2 MAAMS


you dont know that bo


maam both maams are in different contexts maam pleaseee


Thedarklordlilith and just like yesterday, I don't plan on risking it


maam reduce the maams please maam


bubbles


Thedarklordlilith btw I went out of my way to download some songs from your playlist so I could add them to my spotify playlist


maam can the rest of us hear u sing after lilith


uhhh


mayb


lili got dibs doe


after lilith maam yes


but she doesn't want to hear it so tough luck nerd


is a maam a maam


nop


is true


LMAOOO


im tryna hear it im just shy dammit


Thedarklordlilith maam it feels good when sumn sings for u personally maam right


idk never had it happen


oh jus me then


its cuz youre special bb


u too maam


ccan I be your first then


hqgaiwbshisn


yes


YYYEEETTT


my ship is sailing


i hope the ship isnt titanic doe


be careful w that iceberg coming in


maam weon have iceberg but we lowkey sinking


jk


hsshisnwyajan


NO


I needa get something off my chest


what is it maam


lilith would listen


hashainwyajwn


Thedarklordlilith I appreciate u


brichu doing cupids work maam


gaiwneuwgqgai


ive never been appreciated so im unsure what to say


maam he appreciates u


Lili having a stroke


lowkey


but thank you bb, i appreciate you too3


POG


i always have strokes


maam remember when i tagged u bcs u were inactive


6 more hours until I'm officially 2 days old on this server


turning into a boomer already


ily brichu


Thedarklordlilith can't believe u thought I'd been here for a while


smh


bo hit bloo 12 hours ago maam


maam XD


!pick 5899


hand them over


my updoots


make me


ur ears are fake


stupid bean


and I bet ur left big toe is smaller than ur right


boom


owned


maam my toes r gorg


lies and deceit


mam check my onlyfans


sbusbwhaai


Ight Imma head out


maam i was joking


as if i have one to begin with


I wonder if chainsmoking all day will ruin my voice


yes


STOP


maam


omg


it will


brb gotta go to the shop


i am proof it will


does that mean we'll be matching


hi neeko


Brichu


MAAM


I WAS JOKING


unless


JK


... unless


ha ha


ok so


do I sing Frank Sinatra


or


Coldplay


sing mariah carey


frankiee


frankie grande


lmao mariah carey skinny legend


frank sinatra fs


brichu skinny legend maam


sike


i ain't singing


y'all just got punk'd


the good ol days


good ol days maam


oopp


darklordlilith


no omg


Good ol days


when slow was actually slow, not fast or dead


donkyhot


donky hated me maam


killing slow was the best decision


hi red


maam we all r deep inside


no that's lewd


gotchu maam


not wrong tbf


worm


i ain't a ho but i'll be the yee to your haw


hi maj


Newbies: why is slow chat so dead


Hi Brich


Na welcome


Hi sure


henlo


ello Na


Na everything you need to know in the server is in rules


ello sure


ello m8


wanna go skateboards


BoBo!s


skateboards


skateboard go skr skr


userphone


Invite


Make it happen


maam this aint wish


Go to your room!


maam


no u


aww thats cute


Ello trash


heyo!


i grew a moustache


and bow tie..and hat


Ooo looking fresh


thank you!


Noice


i made a bunch of edits last night, i love them


Nice nice, show em


i dont wanna spam too much but ok


idk why but i thought of you Brichu


dead boi


like bro who even is that though


scared boi


maam


very scared boi


i like dead boi


hehe thank you


i started with dead boi and got carried away a tad


do not spam


angry boi is good too


ahh sorry


Love these


Nice


pls no mute


Thedarklordlilith where my pbj


its in the kitchen


o


oki i'll go get it


waiting to get made


shshsiwbwka


Bri lurkering


and reactering


maam im making french toasts


and cooking dinner


ughh


brich a chef


maam only i eat what i cook


!pick 9561


!work


maam can i hab dem


hab wot


upbot


u taked my updoots earlier


i owned them maam


I need 1800 more for my role


so no


oh


!pay Bo 99


okay guys something very weird happened right now


what is itb


que paso


did you find out that mario kart is real


i dropped my coffee cup of the balcony


aaannnddd


did it hit sumn


it almost hit a cat


but just almost


Brichu angry cat


mam


maam


animals cute


whats up boiis


hi maam


henlo


welcome to slow chat


maam i go eat my dinner byer


bye bri


bye bo


rik


ard


... you good bro?


not really


maam we're here for you


tell him it's called sidewalk for a reason


ALICE


well bikes are allowed on the sidewalk, but I feel like he coordinates his movesments just to ride past me


Hi Brichute


hello uwu


Bricuteee


How is your day


it was aight i slept the whole day hehehheh hbuuu


I haven't done much yet


I'm feeling lazy today


And a lil bit hungover


So I don't rly force myself to do much


I played the guitar a lil tho


im about to eat dinner maam


That's great news


I'm happy you are eating like a healthy human


whatchu eatin brich?


Hello Darklord


henlo alice:3


helo plank


french toasts, fried rice, chiffon cake


Hi Bo


dinner is my first meal today maam


Sounds delicious


Smh you are unbelievable Brichu


You need to eat


To function properly


maam i gained a lot


Healthy eating habits are basics for a healthy life


Which is why my life is trash


You are still probably under a healthy BMI Bricute you won't trick me B


but maam i gained a lot


How much is a lot


at least 1


4 kg maam


That's actually good news. It means that maybe soon you will reach a healthy weight


I'm proud of you


Yui hug Bo come here you seem like you need a hug


ello


!work


hi maam


ohhh


hell ye


rich tingz maam


Omg


thank u for the hug


yeah man don't skip meals


Woah


I do be talking A LOT


I don't think I earn that much weekly with my current presence


My max was probably around 450


im broke maam


birchu dont get me started on my job


Aren't you the richest?


You are the richest


Just get rich lmao


Best fix for being poor


It is Alice oh never mind you make about the same as me


And I still have less monei than pssy cuz I get robbed by doc daily more money than I can eanr


It is Alice actually twice as much


It depends on how much you talk


its two weeks for 500 dollars for me pepe


alice dont b exposing brichu smh


expose me


I have risen


yall omg megan fox is so pretty


Megan who?


Amanda Cerny is pretty


welcome itchyspider4


Brichu being the richest person on the server pretending to be poor like


income is king


Exposed


Hewoo


OwO


henlo


I am sexy!


Hi hi


No u


And u know it


welcome!


Welcome folks to the server pls go to rules to know more about the server


Noice


!wyr


welcome GulnaR


Teach math


fk maths


Both are nice


Let's teach everyone 113 XD XD


But I'm better at maths


Thedarklordlilith hehe it's God's plan after all XD


Ahhh


That's rough


hmmm


And tough


good morning


Morning mate GulnaR


Howdy do?


Lili called me ew


Welcome to unexpected friends. Edating weeb roleplay server where we write uwu all day


Bo it's alright, it's alright


no it isn't


uwu


Bo I mean u are sexy


Call Lili ew


Bo and I know it uwu


no that's mean


wow alice


thanks


So hows it going alice? Would u call kin ew?


The best form of protection is to attack


Lili ewww


NO U EW ALICE


uno reverse reverse card


XD


Thedarklordlilith na na, u are good


Pls spank Thedarklordlilith


Sup Supa Supa Supa supa!


alice chill


!pick 5421


YOINK


Yikes


my updoots


Pls snipe


Thedarklordlilith u can't even delete things fast enough for me to miss them


It also includes u Alice XD


stinky bean


I sucked twice


We don't do that here


u cannot silence me


I mean I did be glad but nope not here XD


i am too powerful


Plss snipe


Shiat


K u allowed


If I were on my laptop then maybe I'd try to snipe that


Thedarklordlilith u won't do it


no balls


But yeah if u know of a way pls do share XD


But I'm slow on my phone


i wont do wot sir


Don't sit me XD


silence me with your hidden technique


I meant sir XD XD


go on


shuwwiwhwyqgab


Thedarklordlilith XD


Bo bro I will get a mod and silence u


Pls snipe


Hello bois and gaals


do it then


biblio101 howdy didi!


heya biblio


LyamFurious please stop calling me didi


Ugh


Ello biblio101


Thedarklordlilith well yeah it could happen in dms just don't say maj XD


biblio101 okay okay won't XD


Yui dance


biblio101 how's it going?


I am bored at home


LYAM OMG


Who isn't


I want to go out


It is Alice oh speaking of dancing how's ur leg doing?


I should take a banger selfie today, I been slacking recently


Live a life


do it bo


My leg had been good for past week or so


Thanks for asking


biblio101 sure wear a mask and jump out!


Thedarklordlilith na maj is a good friend I wouldn't do IT


It is Alice glad u are fine


hwvwiwjqhwjwn


Anyways watchu all upto?


I am bored sorting out stuff


Henlo


LyamFurious i'm stuck doing courses


Sup spork long time no see?


hello fpoon


I just burped really loud my mum said women should not do that lmao, as in we are not humans angels from heaven XD


AbsoluteMadLad oh that's totally fine, I am stuck seeking cources XD


about to binge watch star wars again lyam


hi LyamFurious, whats up?


LyamFurious tutorial hell


Thedarklordlilith that sounds nice can I join


Going well and fine wbu? spork


welcome redditisbetterthantwitter


AbsoluteMadLad I am still searching XD


ofc you can join bo


pog


LyamFurious, kinda the same i guess. So far at least. What you up to?


thank u qt


Thedarklordlilith oh cool hope it ain't the sequals XD


spork well sorting stuff out with my legs coz both of my hands are busy here simping XD


its binge watching lyam, ima watch all of em


LyamFurious just threw up in my mouth thinking about episode 9


biblio101 Indiany mom stereotypes XD


AbsoluteMadLad this man is of culture


Thedarklordlilith it's okay though


Thedarklordlilith but are u watching against ur will XD?


Oh no, dont simp


Hmmm welp


welcome suzu


welcome kvass975


If u are watching star wars then add clone wars rebels and Mando along XD


U ain't sleeping for next 3 days


whos simping?


Me duh


Hey, how's everyone doing?


i dont normally sleep so that aint a problem


i always simp u, QUEEN Thedarklordlilith


doing alright kvass how are you?


Kvass975 going well, welcome to the server pls proceed to rules to know more


Thedarklordlilith well I also simp u sookXd


Bo and I simp u XD


an autistic person is trying to bait me so they can report


im never having kids


geez


OOOf


weirdchamp


Boiii


What lengths people go to XD


Simping 100


Can we chat?


Yeah sure XD


Where are those pics XD XD XD


Mete How do you know they're autistic?


They have expressed themselves tazm


XD just call them delusional XD


I wouldn't have said morning, I'd just go straight to block


Welcome YellowJuice


welcome YellowJuice!


Heey


Welcome YellowJuice pls head to rules to know more, have a nice time here mate


thanks


Brichu the blue print XD


morning nerds


how dare you


no name calling pls


Morning ney ney


thats more like it


morning king ankle


Yeah ik ik


morning neyyy


WAIT YOU CHANGEDF YOUR NAMR


how was everyones morning/day?


ankle waifuuu


we have lost a king


pls b my ankl waifu


pls marry Knee


wait


whats


Very good, woke up late today. Wbu


the commabnd


nooo be mine uwu


lost a king, gained a waifu


help


idk, kinda wanna marry neeko


wow


i c


complete the simp lifecycle


how it is


XD wow


LMAOOO


rip to stugav


Neeko marry me I am a better simp uk XD


a true king


sorry Stugav


I am the king of kings


ily bb


What happened to stu?!


i was HURT


in other news


bruhmius momentum


the ants that have invaded my domicile made advancements in the night


woke up to one on my bed


i may or may not have yelped


like a child


no one will ever know


i still dont know why theyre here


have you found the entrance yet


Stugav it's alright Boi u will have many many gals in the world


i swept my room like 4 times yesterday


but i don't need gals


i need my ankle king


you could eat off the floor


!pick 3444


!pick 3443


there we go


those ants must come from somewhere


like a hole in the floor or?


not that ive found


none in the walls either


you could leave a slice of banana out and record it


hey there heh


i mean theres baseboards on the wall, but theyre pressed against the wall


Stugav hehehe


so ants cant come that way


you'd be surprised


ive seen ants in the house before but never soldier ants


always worker


they live in the house


there's no entrance because your house is their house


big brain


sending soldier ants is weird though.


afaik, they dont normally scout for food or anything


ants are dangerous man, i accidently sat on a whole colony when i was at the park


bites everywhere lmaoo


nicolekc hi


Howdy, pardners


heyyy nugget


jesus


were they fire ants?


ive never had any bad ant experiences


Hi jesus


idk man, big black ones


not fire ants


like when we've found ants, we've always been pretty sure of where they've come from


Big black one!


ants


were they the ants from indiana jones 4


lmaooo


Scary


these arent walking in a path though so it shard to track them


ive seen them under my bed, under my amp, in the den outside my room, near my window


theyre kinda all over the place


Wow XD


Um ko


omg i love it Spike


Knee bring in the terminator!


omg the ants in indiana jones 4 though


we brought the EXterminator


nicolekc was they huge in the movie


their numbers are definitely fewer


Ahshhsabhshushaha


Knee then?


dhebaiwnw


There was like an ant colony in my bathroom I found last night. Had to use the water spray and drown em. Then found a whole line of em outside the bathroom. Had to clear em all out by squishing em


squishing them on the ground is actually bad


That's Savage


the others can smell it


Um oki


they were pretty small ones tho


pick the ants up and then kill them


so the smell isnt on the ground


how about don't have ants in your home


pro strats


heh the ants in the movie are like hella vicious


So had to sweep em to the drain


Stugav i mean thats the ultimate goal


Knee so ur hands smell XD?!


nicolekc they like drag a guy down their home and eat them


god i wish that were me


lmaooo


mood


why be eaten by an ant when you can be eaten by a fellow simp


good point


food for the simp colony


wait


are we the ants?


brings a whole new meaning to f e e d u s


Simpinisom


We are ants on the world XD


who's the biggest simp though?


ME!


lyam fs


AAAHHH


ill show you how much of a simp i am


pls simprate


oh


I MEAN


i wont try to claim that title


pls pp


Pls simprate


theRE


lmaooo stugav


neyland wins as usual


im 77, o far its me


ive been let down once again


Simprate


Bro moments


Muhaha XD


AYYY LYAM


Knee soju got 95 ye


soju is the ultimate simp


pls simprate


its in the simp gc


so close


shehiwbwaghb


Alllah


Dang lmao


Pls simprate


Bruh


Nils pls let ants come atop u XD


hA


94 Redacted