so its only natural that hot guys can be girls


its hard to be an egirl : I'm doing my best for you


just the next form of evolution oo


like a pokemon


Thank you


Howdy, I have risen


We were born girls and some evolve into guys, .


where's my egirl


MaFayce ily anyways


here's daddy


hi im an egirl


please respond


hi an egirl


i sent pp


pls respond


Pls pp


How's it goings lads and lasses?


helo haley


Haley pounces and makes sweet passionate love to


Pls po


fuck


What pls poo


long dimk


pls poo


Irwin i cannot type ok


Ahhh what's going on here, u all kinky?


yes


elliot doesnt want to marry me


His pp may be big but it smells. Mine is small but smells like apple pie.


Nothing says kinky like pls poo”


pajeet my son


I'm already taken


Wow


im big sad


how do you marry someone?


Calm down calm down


m!marry Mete


by going to a church


Claim them


m!tree jack.


Dharma you tire them out


i cant marry mete


kill their father, conquer their village


You can claim people here?


Like, snatch them up and they are your property?


m!divorce


If you have the coin


I got so many children only 1 of them has given me grandchildren


I dont even remember who i was with


XD


Noice


Coffee


You just yeeted Coffee


m!marry HexIs


Ok I'll start my dynasty today


more of a tea person anyway


Beep divorced me cause I wanted to live in her castle


wait it was the wrong jack


why are there more than one jacks


im confusa


It was just a ONS for Beep


Beep beep morherfucker


All the beeps


She just wanted the meat saber


m!marry BABYSOJU


im gonna go goodbye


AJJAJSAJFSAFHSAHfsa


i want our family tree to be a circle


yui f Coldrak3r


This place seems more like home every day. Im from Alabama btw


Coldrak3r Dang, bro. That's one way to lose your virginity, .


They would fit right in here tbh


oh no mete is typing


hide


Mete is taking the belt


m!tree mete


wtf


who took my emoji


!pick 1473


I wanna know what happened to


m!marry Dharma


Boost the server if you need emojis


Nah im poor


neyland boosted twice oo


well ima go anyways


ttyl


I can't man, I'm mcpon14 egirl


smh


i blame elliot


and oliver


and mete


Coldrak3r blamin u and jack.


Gg


!rob SE


lmao


leave your family tree


LMAO Misty I was looking for the emojis online and I accidentally stumbled upon the Unity server


Failed


ill get u one day


Im out, gonna sleep


goodnight SE


Ciao mate


cya


Jack idlu


I love Coldrak3r more sorry


wa


ok


idlu


wtf


i need waluigi emote MaFayce


Just pic or gif


i dont have nitro


i already have enough monthly payments


If you want emote boost and Patreon


Imagine not having the gay


im poor though


Dharma ikr?


i need to pay for spotify every month


medicine by vaines


uhh my dad just started screaming in his sleep...


Mm, nice I'm just litening to wish upon a black star, best celldweller album


so i rushed down to check on him


Haley nightmare?


i'm listening to german rap right now


and hes like its just a dream but this has never happened before


so im kinda panicing atm


bushido will release a new album soon


u should check on him haley


i already did


Bring it back.


Whats unity


go doctor


is that normal to scream in a dream?


I remember once my dad farted in a highpitched way and it sounded EXACTLY like a scream


oops chat scrolled up


idk i never screamed in a dream


Oh Boi


maybe he was a monster


saw


Hey Cat Dab


he was like booo in a weird screaming moany voice


it was kinda scary tbh


heyaa Dharma


how'you doing girl


Hi hi hi


good, good


how are you doing?


good good or just good?


Great actually


Sleep talking usually occurs by itself and is most often harmless.... REM sleep behavior disorder RBD and sleep terrors are two types of sleep disorders that cause some people to shout during sleep. Sleep terrors, also called night terrors, usually involve frightening screams, thrashing, and kicking


i google ed


Thought your name said NastyAshley” natashaashley


LMAO jack. what did you link


welcome lien


Jahdiel may as well be


Yui pfp lien


jack. try again


lmao


elliot go sleep


Elliot


Pls, we need the baby


Go sleep elliot, we don't want the mod police here


yes


what dharma said


and kick mete while you're at it


Mete is typing...


mete simps for me


Obey.


Pls ban mete that would be epic


Leave Mete Alone


okay then


Never forget


Showing your age Elliot


pls pp


I'm an old one


That was a while ago


Pls pp


HELL YEAH


Cheating


i


At least isnt smaller than mete's


Reminds me of my ex


Nice


say no to ppshaming


What if thats their kink Dharma


Pls op


pls thotrate


Pls thotrate


That can't be right


I know right


This thing is busted


MaFayce thot


Dharma never forget


hmm


She's actually christian


plsthot


pls thot


pls pp Outerspace.png


thanks jack


Outerspace.png jack just divorced you :


Ok yeah u caught me, im a faux thot


Men be thotting


it was a matter of time tbh


I DIDNT KNOW


m!tree


i was married to you


silly jack


m!marry jack.


carvedfromstone yeah we thot machines!


Men are bigger thots than women confirmed


reject


ofc you did, you woudlve had to divorce me


woaaah


I love this


jack.


its okay i can be by myself


Nadaha


Um... duh?


At least you guys don't have kids


I had to watch it twice to pick up all their lines accurately


i only want cats


No kids please


only cats


m!marry natashaashley


Outerspace.png i felt that


being alone best tbh


natashaashley You are the most beautiful woman ever. And I love you.


wow ok


bye


nooo don't marry ashley


jack youre just saying that to back up the fact you divorced me


Coldrak3r MarriageBot what do I do


you'll grow some horns if you do


lmfao


no


uh huh


mcpon14 I love you!


what do i do


LEEEGENDIsupahfly


natashaashley


lmao Isupahfly


I love it so much


One of the best ads of all time


Period


maybe ill marry Bagels


idk


MaFayce coffee is upset over discord divorce


MaFayce You are the most beautiful woman ever. And I love you.


i am


only if she knew


m!tree Bagels


knew what?


Crayshee


Wait who did I just marry


jack. You are the most beautiful woman ever. And I love you.


It's crayshee


Thanks bb mcpon14


m!tree natashaashley


m!tree


m!marry Isupahfly


FIne I'll make my own family


Heck, yeah! 2 for 3, baby!


m!marry jack.


Coldrak3r adopt


who


Literally so many people out there


m!marry Yui


whoren't


m!adopt Fennie


Negative


god is choosy


i cant believe


I would love to get paid, period


Jesus chris


horny in main!


u like my stoner role though?


I love, period.


Cat Dab i have a problem


hey watch this


m!marry Achilles


Yo man that's Crayshee


m!marry jack.


Is that gof in Turkish?


!pick 9198


gof


JOINKED


just be aware of the children here


accept


eyyy


ooh


Short hiatus


Now gimme grandchildren


we back together


It was all a ploy


this just showed me love overcomes everything


What's up


It's not my fault Coldrak3r


hello jesus


m!adopt jesusiscunt


I do


m!marry Outerspace.png


m!tree


Stugav what's up


im good, what about you


m!marry jesusiscunt


lmao


yui F mcpon14


Dang. In front of my entire family, too.


m!tree Thedarklordlilith


oooh with majer3


of course


Respectable


thunddder only happens when it's raining


Is life alert still a thing


if it was it'd be going off for me bc im always at risk


I need to get one


whats that


are you okay?


My hip is getting ready to give out and with my luck it will be when I'm alone and without a phone


oh dang:c that doesnt sound fun


Thanks


How are you doing?


your hip? How does that happens?


Outerspace.png hiya


hey s.e


im alright, im gonna head off to shower in a few but taking a breather from carrying loads of laundry


cya coff


Howdy, pardners


howdy partner


cyka


maam


hows everyone doing todaYYY


!pick 7511


i'm doing good, wbu


just got out from a checkup, gonna hop in the Beamer and skrrt on home


Stugav am doing good thanks


rip chat 20202020


hi MaFayce maam


ElliMaamder


My card has been unauthorizedly charged


uh oh


is it a debit or credit card


Its a virtual card lmaooo


I forgot to cancel the free membership on a website and it billed me S65 yesterday


Go get em, champ


oof maam


Had to spend half an hour trying to find a way to get that refund


Still hasn't been processed


Man my car is really hot


dam son, what was that expensive to sub to


MaFayce me every month with both spotify n apple music


Why would u have both


MaFayce it was onlyfans wasn't it?


ionknow either maam


stoopid


i know maam


probably applr musicn for light mode and spotify for dark mode


nO


Im just sitting here, parked with the ac blasting


jack. Astaghfirullah


Because the sun was slow cooking the driver seat


MaFayce i hope it wasnt our patreon


no refunds.


First month free is such a scam


I just have my card enabled for ATMs


They rely on people forgetting to cancel


I agree


and that has a limit for 200S


I should have been more cautious though


i am too paranoid tbh


someone charged my old credit card


My virtual card has zero limit


I just extend the limit when i purchase something


My dumbass forgot


Jack whats the average salaray there


MaFayce Crunchyroll had to limit their 2week trial


low


Its now 1 per credit card


like 300400S a month at most


average


good pay is 600S


Yeah pay is subjective to countries


it's similar in eastern europe tbh


some atleast


Oh nice convo


my first mistake was mentioning pay and converting it


!pick 4333


!pick 4433


Cannot relate I'm cool asf


ded mete


I am da coolest XD


Romance


Shouldn't have called it target


Why not


Cause it's named target


So?


Ofc it gets targeted when it's named target


Nah


Isupahfly bruh


XDDD


Cake


Actually I heard they target Target, coz it wasn't selling supplies and milk to those protesting


Based


Based asf


Ohh interesting


Would kiss mete if I become a mod XD XD


Jk jk


Protesters use milk to help their eyes against tear gas


oof


Imagine pouring milk in Ur eyes


That's Kurt freaking angle!


Yeah you're meant to squirt milk from your eyes


It's true, it's damn true!


Isupahfly those dudes said they're for Floyd but still guarded local businesses. I totally relate with them


They're for Floyd but they think about the working class


The working class didnt kill Floyd


Police is pretty much becoming a seperate class in America and it's nutty


With police families etc


They brought in guns, coz apparently Cops don't shoot people if they're with armed civilians


Their words


It is


Mercernary culture


Are murica police watching to many movies? XD


Ever read Texas Rangers history?


Yes


We home


Pinkletons too


Home time


I went out in society today


Back to being a NEET


Pinkerton


Police were historically trained to be savages


Oh cool where'd you go


Medical checkup


Ahh


American police is thought to respond with overwhelming force upon meeting opposition


if u have 1 bad cop and 2 good cops but the 2 good cops dont turn in the 1 bad cop, you have 3 bad cops


I dropped 20lbs by not eating 2 out of my 3 daily meals


It will take time and effort to civilize them and it's not just the people who need policing


American police is useful for hostage takings etc in that regard


I've been there


So the nurse told me thats not ideal”


U good bo


This is literally the worst riot since 1992


28 years ago


My meds are appetite suppressants and I forget that Im hungry whenever I hyperfocus


Ah I see


I am trying to get better at eating properly tho!


Or the good cops leave their jobs coz they are ashamed of their uniforms and their public image, and so you're left with the bad cops


at least they riot for a reason ykwim? not jus for haircuts but equality maam


Not trying to undermine the death of Floyd but this video also comes to mind when thinking about murican police MaFayce


Well as far as ik a country won't improve unless the top brass ie the rulers, the policy makers and those in power becomes humanitarians, humble and show humility...


the fact that Floyd isnt the only one


but countless others


Just taking a knee on his neck while his criminal buddy just threatens people to back up


Police is just facilitating modern Slavery


what the cop did isnt even a part of the training of being a cop maam


Too much bias against nonwhites


American private prisons pretty much giving kangaroo courts


MaFayce again when the top brass improves then the whole society improves


To make profit from the number of prisoners they have


That's why Cancel Trump


Also forced labour


He literally tweeted he would kill the protestors


Idk fxk my typos


Well no president should straight up say that XD


MaFayce same thing happened here in PH when the president threatened to shoot people


Low bar for presidency


Even thr dumb Chai wallah in India doesn't say it XD XD


I remember when I thought that the Donald twitter was a joke


Being a president you must have a lill bit of humility and sense XD


maam the PR team are his supporters


We're living through a history book chapter rn


Which one?


The murica revolution, the great plague or 2008 economic crisis XD?


Coz Boi we are having multiple chapters happening


cosmicprank said it best yesterday, next month is very critical


hmmm wooot


hi candle


Sup zen LOOONNNGGG TIME NO SEEE


hello hello


i slept well candle


yeah idk how to explain it. its's a funny story liam.


heyyy that's great. me too.


zen


!pick 1853


Zendar IX what's the fun if u don't share bro?


wot


mmmuh roaches...


Yoyoyo


uhm


oop


heya


Does anyone remember me


Howdy Ashley and we have nvr met!


maam i do


but we never interacted maam Buine


And nice to meet you miss Ashley!


LyamFurious i left the server by mistake apparently lul


Zendar IX noice


and he thought he got banned


Zendar IX did ur fingers slip?


i dunno what i do anymore


do I maketh brownie today or tomorrow chat


Boi stop being insomaniac and get some sleep XD


today


Bo tomorrow maam


rest today


no tomorrow


for better brownies


yea thats better


Thedarklordlilith ello


did you mean: another allnighter for optimal brownies


Brichu ma'am speaking of sleep, have u been sleeping well miss brich?


mAAM


rest maam plz Bo


u cant tell me what to do


i can


u dont even rest urself...


Brichu sleep is essential ma'am


Thedarklordlilith oh wow alright ty


people using maam too brichu the blueprint maam


Bo maam i am well rested, u should be too


Brichu MMMAAAMMM be my TEAAACHHER!


ion mean maam as a teacher but ok


Atleast I didn't ma'am u into something else XD


ok.


We are OK


its OK to not b OK


oop maam


I am OK


stop tryna be nutty maam


hi maam MAJ3R


i would never try to b nutty


Hi sis


except for nutty joe


Thedarklordlilith maam not u


Noone can copy nutty


hes awesome


I am better and more handsomer than nutty... MAAM


Nutty joe


IDK WHICH MAAM I AM


nutty joe


Nutty is good Boi


the ego is overflowing


Have u seen nutty lyam?


..maam


XD


MAJ3R it's pretty big


maam is my trademark maam


what is


Nthg


oh his ego


Dark, bri did u check out my snap


MAJ3R where's the snap u promised XD?


not yet, tryna get cute for you


It's coming soon lyam


I got myself a vanilla coke


MAJ3R if u don't snap me, I am going to come to pune with the dress, make u get into corsette and snap ur back for my snap XD XD


Bo maam whats a vanilla coke


What's that Bo?


Wait


Y'all don't have vanilla Coca Cola


vanilla coke?


no maam we have chocolate


the black one


Flavored coke is overrated


wot n tarnation


Amadeuszzz welcomee


welcome amadeus


ok stop using my maam


Welcome


Can everyone stop using maam


not me maam


Brb will be back MAAMS XD


It's only for brichu


oof


MAJER


i cant believe you


What


Issa joke


majer be my maam


Hi zen


wow zen


any maams in chat?:


im right here


and?


I don't share


sjsidoebsgjw


neither do i


oh you both are shipped?


and married yes


henlo


so sad. you can do bteer


hes right majer


you can


i meant for you


sbsiansyeuwbsh


lilith


Dark can do better


STOPPPE


Because I'm just a weakling


yeah i am the better


jkjk


majer is one fine lad


Spank me


Purple my nurple


okay i'll leave you two then


No zen wait


Zen let's jog in the evening


Plss


Squid won't jog with me


oop


it's raining here bruh


accurate


i wish it was raining men


jack. you speaking from personal experience with someone?


Hey guys Sup?


hey new people


hi, hows life


welcome


MaFayce lmao you haven't been on discord long enough


!pick 4893


muh roaches


Lmao Elliot


Hmm


Should I make booze brownies


ooh


why not


I once made chocolate balls with rum


Sounds good


Big hit


Why not make weed Brownies


Because I don't do drugs


Also good


Bruh


Okay


Weed does very little for me


Ah I see


But it does turn my friends into great company


Weed logic runs rampant


True


I have returned


How's it going?


Sup?


bah gawd


he's back


Yeah he is


And he threw mankind off the cell XD


Threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, 20ft through an announcers table


Bah gawd he killed him


Where ma baby sharks at


Baw gawd! As Jim Ross gets knocked out XD


Teacher Roxie i am here UwU


That's something


ew roxie


Sup


How's it going jack?


And teach!


Teacher Roxie hey...


bab shorks


Hey Roxie how's it hanging?


Roxie didn't get the right sharks


!pick 8526


im bacc


welcome bacc


frck!


thank u


I missed the roaches


Coldrak3r good morning maam


morning maam


how well did u sleep maam


good but not enough maam


maam go back to sleep


u need it


no maam, its midday already maam


Roxie: where are my sharks?


Also Roxie:...


my job interview was bad maam Brichu


Who's Roxie


She's a History Teacher


Coldrak3r sending luv maam


Sorry I got another call so couldn't type


hi everyone that said hi


imagine in 10 years or smth they gonna teach about corona virus


oh hey teacher roxie


Brichu ily maam


10 years? Cold please


2020 is gonna be a weird history topic


What up Roxie


world war 3


Yes yes


I'm using Corona already this year to help educate kids


It's so useful to have a modern day pandemic to compare it to the plague or stuff in the past


Can't wait for students to read about Donald Trump's presidency


what if 2012 was a typo abd 2020 is the actual end of the world


If you were American You'd get Civil War 2 soon


maam im scared


Rise of the Twitter Wars


already did in school Bo


Civil war 2 is already a comic, Elli


so it'd be Civil war 3


rise of hate in general


LMAOOO


thats funny


I find it hilarious Twitter sticking to their guns


Twitter bad tweeted 3 minutes ago


Fact checked another one of his tweets


Did they?


Twitter is my new hero.


He's gonna be pissed in a couple of hours


Jack Dorsey for President


Ahhh I forgot how good the album shadow of the dying sun by insomnium is


Yeah Trump should not stay president


it may be in the public's interest for the tweet to remain accessible lmao


When the platform you use roasts you


if we can mass report him we can get him suspended


jus saying


uh oh


yotam5434 where have you been?


Elli


this stream im watching, the guy is eating yoghurt with pepper


Living my life in Israel


we told him to put cinnamon in but he hates it


Yoghurt stream


Nothing makes a day better like a classic Trump fuckup


I know people that put cinnamon in coffee


I mean, my gramps used to put cheese in his coffee


Yes and also good music to go along


CHEESE


maam wth


Old people stuff


ya kno


Wow cheese on coffee ok what kind of cheese and how much


MaFayce maam i surpassed mete


like just a slice


adds flavor


to the cheese, that is


not the coffee


I wanna surpass jack


I heard people say they add oj to their coffee


pls snipe


And elliog


,rank


maam why


Ig I did


I'm a boeing


top 10 gang


top 200


Top 1000


Bo


yeah but I'm a plane


suck it, gnerd


the streamer is listening to friday


Friday I'm in love


It's


I'm listening to insomnium


FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIIIDDDAAAYYY


Idk the rest of the song


heck yeah insomnium


I just listen to sadboivibes


Yeah shadow of the dying sun is amazing


i love that album and winter's gate


Gives me power every listen


Winter's gate is my least favorite insomnium album tbh


that's fair, to me it's their best one


,rank


you've already surpassed me MAJ3R


its definitely different from the rest of their stuff


'rank


Thedarklordlilith


Stugav yep


Insomnium is one of my favorite bands ever together with scardust, septicflesh, arch echo, between the Buried And me


Teacher Roxie


Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend


dude i love arch echo and btbam


i'm very proggy


Friday day


WH


i havent heard of the two others


Friday


friyay


Hi Pluffy hru?


Wheres Rebecca black


Im okay Im kinda ready for June qwq


wby


MaFayce You complete me bb


Omg yes, it's June starting monday


Stugav hear the other 2 Especially the song shards by scardust it's my favorite song and it's a great prog song


From septicflesh my favorite song is Anubis


Yo June is here


i'll listen to both of them


Ok have fun


Best thing about it being june is that today is the last working day of May which means payday


Cries in America where pay is next Friday


!pick 4242


AAA


muh roaches


boi


U want roaches?


AAAhhh 90 of every Leprous songs


gib roachies


Yuk roaches


leprous is S tier holy


Yeah their live show is so good they came to Israel last year


my sister just yelled at me for eating an apple so I have the rest of it in my mouth and I bit into it and I laughed


Im so scared to fiNiSh aN appLe


My favorite bands I've seen live are


Scardust


Septicflesh


Subterranean masquerade


Between the Buried And me


Jinjer


Ne obliviscaris


Iron maiden


Rivers of nihil


pluffyklouds chompf


I once ate an apple in out chomp


!rob MaFayce


!work


what a haul


155 smackers


Just threw it in and swallowed it hole


lmao


!rob Coldrak3r


I might play BitLife soon I got nothing to do today


pls search


tree


!rob Bo


!balance


Poor


i bought role yesterday


for 3k


!rob Isupahfly


yoink


Bo im proud of u


!balance MaFayce


I'm close to banning Coldraker


How do I buy a role now again?


Shouldnt this be taken to the bot commands


elliot how much money u have


MaFayce ill cry if you do


I'm rich


the dark s3 is coming in June


!work


wtf


do!weekly, Bo


looking forward


Yo Bagels


Im scared for June each month this year has been hell in 2020


Hi everyone


!rob Bo


Isupahfly my roachies


Ive been up since 11pm last night


I have to wake up in 2 hours


Goodnight yall


elliot never tells me how much money he got


get the big sleep Bagel


Its Friday!


my parents and my brother feel sick


Do yall think the opposite gender of you exists like a doppelganger but the opposite gender


sleepy boi is always so peaceful i love him


That means bbq after work with 10 gallons of beer courtesy of the boss


I'm the only one in my family who is ok rn


I hope not, the world can't handle two of me


I'm gonna have a BBQ this weekend


same elliot


Nice


I think I found the make verison of myself 0.0


i have bbq every week though


LMAO


Have yall ever been the sanest person in your family


I'm staying home


yes


this guy has the same energy as me


hey guys


how's everyone


helo


im hungry


sleeepy


henlo


I am feeling thank you


I need sleep goodBYE people


Coldrak3r lmao i just ate


how are you nakaya


oh nvm


sweet dreams homie


Coldrak3r bored


nini bagels


nini pardner Bagels


goodnight maam Bagels


nini bagels Bagels


!buy'Aesthetic'


Fuck you sleepy


Youre just supposed to say aesthetic


Aesthetic


I wish I had a southern accent theyre cute


nasuiwsgauq


no!buy aesthetic without the quotations


!buy SuperiorBeing


i wish i had a british accent


!buy aesthetic without the quotations


!buy Aesthetic


elliot buy me roles


!rob Coldrak3r


I have British accent


bruh


!balance


evaiakwhyw


im jelly


!rob MaFayce


i need to get a rope


!weekly


LMAO


Wow


Where can you see what roles you can buy?


bananaroles


On your profile


I feel powerful


Oh jesus christ


i thought it was a text channel


lmfao


I can't see what roles I can buy on my profile though:p


Can I buy a cheeseburger with my roachies


in the roles channel


it says all


beeschurger


Follow up question


chinken churger


i dont understand


where tf in this shitshow of channels is the role channel:p


bamhurger


its below bump


bananaroles


bruh


where the quote of the day is Teacher Roxie


what the


a but below


bit


wtf


I didn't know it was gonna do that


that's a real bruhment


i was taggin the channel


Did the unpopular opinions channel get deleted


unpopular opinions channel sounds like a fasttrack to arguments


Found it, thanks:p


Wait we had this one


Not really most people had a lot of good points and were mature.


!buy Cookie Master


arguing only happens when someone tries to shut you down for an opinion


or doesnt agree with you and starts insulting you and getting aggressive


Thedarklordlilith link music ty


I cant find the channel


wagwan my g LukaS


dont use a space between cookie monster


!buy cookiemaster


Okay I call bs, in the roles channel it has a space


uhhh


yui f sleepy boi


rip the unpopular opinions channel


!buy taco


Churchill


!balance


u poor


yui f to unpopular opinions channel


!pay Teacher Roxie 50


Thanks, cold:p


!weekly


!rob Coldrak3r


thanks, cold


My name is supah


I'm new here


!rob rumourscape


Oof


wut


supah hot fiyah


!buy queenofhearts


Ah dangit:p


sleepy boi I've just witnessed a crime


I repeat I've just witnessed a crime


i am gonna rage so BaD


thank u sleepy boi


I'll have to wait a couple days then.


But first, time for lunch


enjoy


!pay Coldrak3r 50


gimme my stuff back sleepy boi


!rob sleepy boi


shit


I'll be back in 2 hour 46 minutes


!rob yotam5434


!pick 6657


MUH ROACHIES


rip bo


now u gone too far sleepy boi


AAA


bigdicc still hasn't sent me music


smh


my music taste is trash


ily sleepy boi


send me a song first


I link my list


1 sec


yayayya


do I post in music chat or dm


dm is fine


Ily2 pardner Coldrak3r


Good morning Vietnam!


modernDayKing Lucky this chat aint doing text to audio, someones grandad might have had a stress induced stroke


Hey all


what up dusaaa


!pick 8941


Yo ssup all


Jus lazing on bed will go n play cricket in a while


cricket


smacc


Cricket, thats like boring baseball, right?


who plays cricket


i asked that rhetorically


oh


its early for me. waiting for my espresso


tbf cricket is more skillfull and complex than baseball


and like only 1 country plays baseball


Yea


first, not only 1 country plays baseball


secondly, what? 4 countries play cricket


But not as popular as cricket


Bro Aus Nz


West Indies


Zimbabwe


And much more


Including the english


USA, Korean, Japan, Dominican Republic, Venezuela, and much more


ill let you have skillful and complex, idk cricket


but more popular... debatable


unlerss you mean in PEOPLE


cuz india alone, ya know


thats the definition of popular


18 countries for baseball or 21


and there are 128 mens national baseball teams


Im not sure


Bro not teams


Countries /


NATIONAL teams


covering five regional confederations


this is such a dumb argument


I dont even care about baseball that much... I mean i like going to the games


I just took umbrage with your'1 country' comment


is there even a world cup


its not called a world cup, but yeah sure.


they dont have all these confederations for nothing


oh interestinhg, the youth brackets are called world cup


the u23, u18 etc.


yeah, american sports are weird


The US has a cricket team, it just doesn't qualify for ICC


I've recently taken to proper football..


which ive really enjoyed


even started watching some rugby.


MaFayce the US isnt particularly good at playing sports that aren't American.


unsurprisingly perhaps


We're pretty good at Basketball, Tennis, Baseball, Hockey, Football, Soccer and MMA


seeing as how we dont particularly play well with others


ah, Hockey is canadian


Soccer, we're not pretty good at


Yeah but US is still decent at it


the NHL anyway


What are you saying bro


Tennis, agreed.


as well as MMA


Soccer women won the World Cup


the others, clearly american sports


oh right, women.


thats, in my opinion, because other countries only recently let women play


Even men have potential


which reflects good on us, no doubt


mens team pisses me off


but yes, potential


Especially in the southern states soccer is practiced a lot in schools


Christian Pulisic


USMNT 3rd place World Cup 1930


CHELSEA! BLUES!


Whats the Difference between a Simp and a Gentleman


i mean, EVERYONE plays soccer in the US as a child


and then when they get old enough, their parents mostly convert them to real American sports


if parents didn't pull them out of soccer we would no doubt have a world class program


henlo


me iz off work


fuck work


wuck fork


but, we have to wait for hte occasional dempseys, and pulisics


I think that's changing, slowly... with MLS


but again, we really love the sports that we made.


man, i miss sports


i havent thought about tennis in a long time


!pick 2199


YOINK


im proud of you


i'm proud of u 2


and ur moosic


im proud of me


Brichu I'M PROUD OF YA MAAM


maam thank u


ill try not to


ionly made a playlist for someone in particular


im gonna cry


yeah nah sry this is my playlist now


yoink


you can do better


nop


false


maam


i ship it maam


does this make me


bigdiccemobo


bagaiwbeg


maam u play league


we vibin maam


excoos me brich you ship what?


our playlist


of course


our


gasjainwhwuw


see


yes, this is now a communist playlist


maam yall wild


no u


true


o


oki


Thedarklordlilith maam u still havent answered


whereve u been


i took a break


Hello


Pikachu hiii


its mentol illness


Hey Tobi


helo ani


Hello Doc


Hi brichu


Did you listen to Shotta Flow?


Hi vo


Hello el


vo


sophisticated ani


!rob BeaunusPoints


unluck


!work


Bo BoRikard maam my childhood nickname was borik


Pls search


Shoe


Brichu Bo my middle name


!balance


Rikard my first name


pls search


attic


Pls beg


botcommands


Why is it so hot


botcommands pls


climate change maam


Hello JackSepticRabbeye


sorry, im new here


Its okay


Now that Ill accept Bo


They have no teeth


Ani is new here as well


Well welcome modernDayKing


I'm not even a day old on this server


smol bo


tiny bo


I'm also vertically unblessed


maam i have a genetic disorder that affects me vertically


if my mum was taller, I'd be 6'


didn't win the genetic lottery


unluck


mood


maam im filipino


starrfoxx thanks


have u seen a tall filipino


Brichu, you are?


my friend Kiko is taller than me


and filipino


Pikachu maam i thought u knew this


What you been up too mate modernDayKing


I thought you were British


Kiko is a cute name


that is genetical


Well, it's his nickname


Pikachu Maam


starrfoxx working, biking, beets, bears, battlestar galactica


mostly working


Brichu


Hey kitten


yes dad


i mean ani


Sounds good mate


Find me some Filipinas


Pikachu hawaii!


what do i get in return maam


My appreciation


oop


appreciation


Let them be as beautiful as Kaffy


Thedarklordlilith 10 consecutive bangers and counting


appreciation innit luv


Its my appreciation


Brichu and you live in Philippines too?


bo youre gonna make me cry hun


Or you live in Europe


o


sry


Lots of Euros on here?


noo its a good cry


Pikachu will be, next year


Met a lot of Brits


Americans are asleep


not true sadly


MaFayce hmmm... im not. its 8am in nyc


Sup guys


hi maam mykneegers


I can't believe you never told me this bri


Well, let me say this way, most Americans are asleep


Thedarklordlilith you deserve better kinda hitting me bro


although, it is indeed unusual for me to be awake this early


Pikachu literally everyone knows except for u bcs maam u dont look out for me


i love it sm, i was debating whether or not to keep it in there


I'm glad u did


its 8AM excuse me, why would we be asleep?


big approve


!work


Kaffyyour name remind me of a book


Tendies he thinks americans are lazy


cuz we are


the royal we, of course


mykneegers your name remind me of a


Its cause I'm busy looking out for kafka


mykneegers your name reminds me of a movie


She deserves only the best


I have returned


Kaffykafka on the shore, search it up its good book


i saw u as a father figure maam


Kaffyim the captain here


mykneegers I've read it. Haruki Murakami


What's going on here?


mykneegers also Kafka is an author Franz Kafka


oooh


Which is also my favorite.


I think we are talking about Franz Kafka and Bukkake porn


What are we talking about?


Kaffynoice


I am your efather


Kaffy maam where r u from


never thought those two would be in the same convo, let alone sentence


e daddy


Pikachu that doesnt care


issa me


just like irl father


Brichu HI I'm Filipina


i realized how cars can get


I care...I care


definitely not lazy if you're in a hustle city, but certainly not slave labor


Kaffy pinoy gang maam


Kafka is the mother


europeans on the other hand


shup doc


modernDayKingnah mate, there is literaly a captain in japan called bukkake


2 hour lunch everyday


Which explains your Filipino blood


I am so lost


boop


Don't talk to your father like that bri


maam im gonna visit my EU friends in here next year


Tendies your name makes me want chicken tenders


Wait what


Pls spank Brichu


oh my


givin me a good time


Glue.


donkyhot MA


former ma


Oh that's cool have fun in with ur EU friends


Henlo brichu


How are ya


Brichu


No I'm not a mother


moist n unstable maam


Yet


Kaffywhat is tang ina mo in tagalog?


She just has to wait 9 months


tang ina mo is tagalog


Brichu ummm


Bruh


reee


Brichui mean in englih


Brichu not going to visit me?


oh snap


LyamFurious i said friends


Wow


take that however u like


ffs dad


so fast


Awww baby


BABYSOJUsup babe


Here


Yui cookie BABYSOJU


Bye


daw


Didn't know u guys are into family role play


m!tree


can i adopt u kafka


That's my family kafka


Kaffy yeah irl they got none


m!adopt Kaffy


What


say YES


Welcome to unexpected friends. Edating weeb roleplay server where we write uwu all day


aaa


m!adopt donkyhot


please


YES


How do I accept


LMAOOO


stop hurting my feelings


This is chaotic


Omg brichu


Kafka This is strange


welcome to the fam


Now I am your grandpapa


donkyhot maam i will care for u im gonna show u how to be a parent


Yikes


Now kiss


I need food


it do be like that


Well, I am sad that brich doesn't want to visit me


m!tree


yui cookie donkyhot


Nom nom nim


hehehe


i got bunch of beers


BABYSOJU ooo preparing for the weekend


mete ur grammpa donkyhot


Anyways


How's everyone going?


Yui ship


Pikachu u already have a filipina


ugh i can't wait to drink my beer


yui ship


Its a new ship


yall arent passionate ships maam


We're not dating


Brichu ahem ahem


maam no one takes ships seriously


maam what LyamFurious


MAAM


Brichu my ship better


no one asked maam


That's not a reply, it's facts


uh ok


Ello everyone


helloo qwertyujm1


heya


Hi qwerty


nothing beats my Japanese Turtle Ship


qwertyujm1 howdy welcome to the server have a nice time here


fite m


Omg its bigdiccemoboi


Im worried


donkyhot lmk if ur hungry maam


donky


wdym ChromePython24


hai no


bo


also i missed uuu ChromePython24


henlo soju


Im concerned for my friends


henlo


how are you


i am feeling thank u


how r u


Need to dip cya folks ily all


Omg I watched a 2 YouTube videos 27 years apart at the same 711 in Florida next to Disney World.


I'm sad at how time passes


I dont want them to become another hashtag


i am existing thank u


god I wish that were me


god


ChromePython24 oh i get what u mean


hi sack of potatoes


Sack of Potatoes welcomrre


welcome Sack of Potatoes


welmcom


welcome sack of potatoes


a real carb lord


lord


level 5


we BLOO


Sack of Potatoes all you need to know is in rules, hope u like it here


FAK


bo is bloo yey


yey


Rip George Floyd


for real


fuck the police


justice for george floyd


coming straight from the underground?


Dude was calling for his MOTHER when he died


who do we call when the cops become murderers?:


Veuzi


this


Im scared for my friends


I really am


I do not trust cops


Veuzi idk


ChromePython24 I'm scared coz it won't stop until it engulfs the entire country


BEANS!


It needs too


Change needs to happen


ChromePython24 Im scared too


Trump when white people rally about not getting haircuts: they're good people, but angry


Trump when black people rally for equality: these THUGS are dishonoring George Floyd


im friggin happy that my country doesn't have issues like that


Thedarklordlilith hi!


They should jail that cop immediately


Howdy beans


Beans big good singer yaes


Yes


MaFayce you can't jail someone who hasn't been officially charged


Im scared for my older brother


wtheck why downdoink


Well they should charge him then


I dont want my family shot


oh howdy partner Bloom


Hello Beans


starrfoxx hi


Whats up


Oh howdy pardner Stugav


starrfoxx fear


Howdy Tendies


Brichu first step


MaFayce only step


Oh you call police on black man


Im gonna diiie


its all semantics, but there is a process and investigation before charging someone of a crime, Mob justice doesn't help


True


Ok then


Wait


I want him charged


Beans whats your bros name, Ill pray for his safety


but maam, what he did to him was not even taught in police training


he is publicly shamed, and protesting is the correct course of action.


ChromePython24 AJ


I dont see him much but I love him


What is the cops name that killed George


but it shouldn't come down to this, 2 of the police involved should have been fired a long time ago


they should have been held accountable, the guy has like 20 complaints of excessive force


official letters of reprimand


guy should have been demoted to desk officer


or fired


This has been coming for a long time.


All of the protests


retaining scum and poor leadership was the real mistake of minneapolis pd


Ppl were already restless


ahhh


also not many'good people' want to be police


Now you know why Colin Kapernick kneeled


Tendies they sure convicted and jailed the black cop pretty quickly


it is an every day thing to people of color


i'll get you into scandinavia Beans


Black people have always been oppressed by whites people


12.5 years for murdering the white lady that ran up on him


Im sorry that I am half white


murdering


nah


I really am


ChromePython24 don't be sorry!


Why not


yeah... i didn't watch the original video


Black People deserve compensations


i can't watch it


BABYSOJU its disturbing


Oh I will not watch it


its gonna hurt me so much


Dont want to see an innocent man being killed


There is a long list of African Americans who have died by white racist people


Travon Martin


Mike brown


i dont know a lot about him, not sure why he's a pos


but generally dont like cops


Philando Castille


sorry to all my police friends, of which i have many


my point was more so iit was super surprising to see a cop convicted


perhaps coincidentally a black cop, who took the life of a white woman


Yes


cops are a reflection of the people they deal with the scum of society


and as i understand it she actually ran up on him startling him no excuse but way different from squatting on someones neck slowly squeezing their life away


they aren't upstanding citizens


for the most part


ChromePython24 if you lived where i live, people would actually worry if you asked that


they are below average people


Police are just a gang with badges


and after 9/11 we poured a ton of military equipment on them


politics pls guys


Helps keep conversation streamlined


Also they dont no how to properly help others who have mental issues


Just @ the guys you want to continue conversation with


i came back


what's going on


MaFayce thanks captain buzzkill


nakaya


yes


nice


good for you


ChromePython24 that's me and not everyone is American here, pls keep that in mind


soz my stomach is kinda wack


!pick 4798


WHAT


HA


LET'S GO


how


FASTEST HAND IN THE WEST


!work


at


fu mai


!balance


nak


fu nak


!weekly


In other news hurricane season will be starting soon


imagine getting hurricanes


June 1


be safe guys


especially with corona


nakaya i think we had a hurricane 20 years ago?


2020 is a complete joke


Stugav we have typhoons here lmao


nakaya is danish too?


meanwhile in India


typhoons here:p


BABYSOJU Hong Kong


ooo RIGHT


I literally


just talked to you in the afternoon


LMAO


i don't think you can get closer to denmark than hong kong tho


I CANT MATCH PEOPLE WITH THE NAMES


IT'S OK


SORRY


lmao


NO NO IT'S FINE


take my apology senpai


That's messed up. I'll never forget you Nakaya


dude you're like way older than me


me?


Heziah gimme my roachies


DUDE


you're the senpai


WAY OLDER


I'M SORRY


HOW OLD ARE YOU


way older


NOOO


I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY


lmfao


YOU'RE GORGEOUS AND VERY YOUNG OKAY


dis senpai is 21


HIMESAMA


Why yes India does sometimes get cyclones


BABYSOJU o wow


way old


wait wait wait


soju what month


may!


wait


did your birthday happen or no


it did


i'm older :D


I used to think that extreme weather was cool but now its not something you should be messing with


but are you way older


I asked if I could go out and play during a storm when I was 8


The idea of storms being dangerous didn't reach my brain


that doesn't sound so safe


i am way older


oh noo


LIES


as in like 4 months


I'm old iin like 3 months


finna turn to dust


Please stop saying way older. I'm 23 and am getting upset


nice.


120 days do be making a difference


turning 22, practically a boomer


omg boomer doomer


Stugav


im a grandpa


No u


omg my hair just turned grey


now im the boomer


ancient


omg


!buy daddy


went from red to grey


Stugav oh lawd he ancient


wait how many roaches you have big


me?


gib rochies


Stugav is now decrepit


idk i'd donate the missing ones if i could


!balance


Thedarklordlilith I saw that


oh what


arent they like 3000 each


idk wot you think you saw


maam im broke


pls snipe


yea 3k each


but you have like 13k what


Thedarklordlilith don't gib ur heart, u need it to live buddy


remember when u can buy a role with jus 500


can sumn pay me roaches:


oop


nice


richest person here


dead people can't show me more fire songs


!pay Brichu 150


you dont know that bo


true


how do you get more roaches


but I'm not gonna risk it


ur probably putting 2 spaces in name and amount 3 Senator Thorne


sry buddy, need u alive


how to donate


!balance


copy it maam


and punted away like an aborted fetish


im gunna order food now


pls snipe


Morning Bun Bun you ridiculously cute human being


what did you do?


tnx for the compliment ellix


Nothing


oh oki


wait... i didnt check all the chanels


oki


that's a very suspicious fox


now we are all good


i did something last night and only one person caught on


i am going to cycle out my internet so i can stream manhunter on vc


pog


maneater


yankee with no brim!


elliot sleeps?


Sometimes, you gotta


He doesn't don't let him trick you


!rob MaFayce


That's messed up


You gotta wait until people are asleep to rob them


close


ill rob 150 of u again


Coldrak3r: see u in 51 minutes


!rob Coldrak3r


tada


im gonna punch u heziah


i dont rob, i wanna earn my roaches organically maam


looks like i have to rob brichu


Ain't nothin more organic than crime


Coldrak3r maam pls dont


!give Coldrak3r 20


no


u have to keep yours sleepy boi


!balance


8am, time for bed


!pay Brichu 150


thank u maam


getting so close to having zero


Hold on I gotta find the right picture to go with this before I sleep


i cant wait


heziah goes to sleep


!pick 9774


I am back


Roaches


We chew them XD


i am so rusty at smite


Okay?


i tried to play with hades and only got three 6 kills


feels bad man


It's alright bro


Try harder next time!


Slay them


I cant find the image and it's destroying me


Gonna go have tea


Will be simpin and sipping xxd


T E A


i dont care about that


i care about people that cant just push a lane


Coldrak3r not when i exist maam


Brichu im dumber than u tho


no maam


i remember why i dont play smite as much


yes maam


k maam


but i blame elliot


maamception


and oliver


and mete


maam


i will shoulder all the blame on my shoulders and help them be innocent


take my blessings


Guess who's back?


pepe


who


Back again


slimshady


gas who's back


Too many Shreks and Pepes. Okay. I see y'all.


Cold don't spam


mood


its my emotes:


okay elliot


YAAA


Bo is novice now


back up terry


Yeah


bo is bloo


I made it


maam


bo is a boo wdym


suffer baby


Hello good day


hi jonny


heya jonny


Hi Brichu and Thedarklordlilith


yes


gif favorites


Bruh I just woke up


Like


good morninggg


Why


good morning sunshine


Brichu thank you bae c:


Yea


Tired af


uwu


one day elliot will ban me for robbing him


Stugav you make me happy


!rob Coldrak3r


when skies are grey


awh


nakaya awh that makes me happy:


you shouldve tried robing elliot


u mek me feer okay


one day i will get banned for being brutally honest


Stugav you'll never know dear


how much I love you


please don't take, my sunshine away


feer


nakaya stop being such a cutie, cutie


Stugav;; no u


bunbun


hi hi


Hi hi


and what is up mr cold?


Howdy, pardners


u changed ur name


oh wait


hey sleepy boi


ms. cold


sorry


no worries im used to both xd


Am


Cowboy


i try to pay attention to what i see about people


Would anyone like to come to a tea room with me?


Senator Thorne cause ur a good person


Yes always


and my name got changed to shallot


What was it before Senator Thorne


nah it makes me bluntfully honest and it comes offf as rude or offensive


and it was


sleepy boi yes maam


Ohhh I see


Omg I loved that name


Best name ever tbh


i think a list of my past names is still available


Who doesn't love a good bunbun


?whois


!whois


Aww


joined server at couldnt find out


omg Senator Thorne your profile picture is so cute


Think bunbunthebitch is deffo my fav


yui pfp Senator Thorne


Satyr remains superior


Omg adorable


maam should i go back to skinny legend


it has been 4 months since i have been in the server


nakaya I spit out my coffee thanks


Jonnydash sorry


jonny a spitter confirmed


4mth break?


why not royal yet then Senator Thorne?


Twas funny


i took a long break from the server to work on my own server and to work on streaming


Naw no sweat nakaya keep doing ur thing it made me hard


well im glad i know u bunbun


henlo garret


Squire Garret welcome


Squire Garret welcomeee


ooo hiii Squire Garret


Senator Thorne I thought it would be so cool to have your own server


welcome Squire Garret


Ello squire


Hay hay hay all!


Im glad i know you as well Cold


Heyhey


Gday to you all


You too


Squire Garret all you need to know is in rules hehe


welcome, welcome


and yes


it takes a lot of work and dedication Jonnydash


!pick 2317


Wow fast


im gonna go get something to eat, havent eaten yet xd


v fast


Senator Thorne I imagine it does


cya maam


!rob Stugav


Lellie fastest fingers in the west


bye maam


soonTM


sleepy boi pet them for me maam


and plus unlike a lot of servers that copy and poach from here you have to set up a whole new aesthetic and advertise all over the place


sleeby I love your cats so much


Still looking for that ship tho


I only have puppies!


Morning yall


Those are my friend's cats


morning bagels


hiii bagels


mornin bagel


Morning


oops


sorry wrong quote


i went into serveral servers where they were copying this sserver and get this prohibited talking about this server


Coz I'm on pain


lmao i was online when bagels went to sleep


now bagels is awake


Whats wrong


This is cocoa


Senator Thorne that doesn't surprise me tbh


So cute


Existence is pain


maam im here for u Bagels


Yeah Im awake cause I have to be at work in 20 mins


Noice


sleepy boi r/aww


cocoa is a cutie


Lmao I feel that Elli


oh wrong mention


but yes MaFayce im here for u maam


Lmao


Senator Thorne is a cutie too


Pls brazzers Senator Thorne


y'all beautiful


hot


Look how cuuute


pls brazzers


Cat


Adorable


lmao


Pls brazzers


v nice


i posted my selfie in cursedmemes


Hot


That cat looks like its planning your death


LMAO


idk this is my cat, shes not very photogenic so this is the only good picture i have of her


so you people can stop calling me cute


Awww


shannon big cute


shes stunning


Noice


satyr cute


Senator Thorne naw makes u cuter tbh


y'all big cute


awh thank you so much guys


nakaya false


fact


nop


I refuse


This is my old roommates cat Finnigan, he loved shoulder rides


Bo I insist


Me felling everyone they cute


me no want


sry


me sad


firstname finnegan;ast name john


pls accept


is lies


I have a chainsaw in my trunk and my entire car smells like gas now


is fact tho


nakaya no sad ok


I am not cute


false


bagels thats cute maam


john finnegan starring in lead role of shoulder rider


!rob Kaffy


Kaffy awhhh you can't have her: i love her too much


as long as you know it


!rob Senator Thorne


Stugav I'm not, I'm just admiring from a distance.


nutty joe


!work


nutty yo


joji spoon


nutty joe!


!rob Pikachu


you have to not get caught


In the tree near my house, there's a bird that chirps a lot


sleepy boi


i wont reach zero if people keep getting caught


Yui kiss Pikachu


Joe mama


someone offered me to moderate a feet fetish subreddit


i


first kiss


Uh oh


Say yes


FEET


Ew


feet...


Mete maam dont tell them it was me


Yui hug Brichu


Feet are gross, mete is gross, I think you should do it


Random hugs yo


Mete has foot fetish


uwu


Bagels ur piercing is more gross


Feetish


Which one


I have 7


Bet it was shin


makes sense


Huh


i dont get it


BROOO


Bo love your pfp


Witchlove your pfp


ty i appreciate u


my head hurts


mete is husband


Hello


does anyone know why my name is glass


because I dont


Yui kiss Kaffy


I don't know azra, changed it back for you


you probably did pls nickname


pls nickname


oh wait bot's down


Oooh thats it


vxx thabksss


You're welcome


Howdy!


Howdy


How D


howdee


Houxhdcheeh


Howdo


!rob Thedarklordlilith


!rob Isupahfly


!pick 7811


Ahhh


Now


U lost twice


man


How's y'all?


moist n unstable maam


hows math maam PhenomPlasma


!rob Lellie


sweet


maam Lellie u lost thrice


when you sneeze so hard you sound like a horse


!rob donkyhot


I haven't done math today.


tuck


omg


!rob BABYSOJU


WOW


Rekt


omg insult to injury


Oof.


its fine soju i got you


That's a yikes!


Stugav daw


!pay BABYSOJU 118


aww thanks stuuu


meanie


!work


work work work


!pay BABYSOJU 1


s hit


Big ouef moment


yes?


can I have fresh heelies


What


WUT


henlo vegan


I thought it was bout to rain


Ello Clementine


Welcome!


welcome vegan!


is Clementine vegan


welcome Clementine


Welcome


Thedarklordlilith confirmed like ur playlist more


non negotiable


Non what


nonnegotiable


as in


this is how it is, no further discussion


our playlist


remove the o


cause it's


UR


playlist


huh


you said our earlier


its staying that way


lies


Our


i have the receipts


Communism is the way


no u don't


hello longname


Omg I love that song


Welcome @! jazz


oh i do


Thedarklordlilith lies and deceit, I tell u


hello


Hello


@! jazz your status, is it a official thing now?


good morning all


how has ur days been going?


I went to the beach to read a book it was lovely


Wbu guys


Das cool das cool


oh wow


Yes nakaya


that sounds awesome lellie


Ikr it was super nice


I just wrote my introduction


!pick 4541


!pick 7541


YASSS


Nice


Food! Caffeine! Power!


Guinea pigs are adorableClementine


how dare you say i lie, bo


drats


I have been exposed


Howdy?


I have risen?


The chat has been empty whole day


No go back


Srry i can't


!rob vxx


Can't u see my coffin has been burnt pretty badly


Yo mete


Can u give me lvl 30?


welcome!


Welcome!


Alrighty u meany


Welcome lilliangst


Anyways welcome mate!


,rank


Hiii


Ello


lilliangst how's it going bro?


oh what is happening here


!rob mete


big oof all around


!balance


oops


vxx


Witch wish I knew


Sup witchy hru?


Nice


nice


!rob Santa


hi there lyam


you can do it vxx!


Oh wow


third times the charm


lmfao


Anyways how's it going witchy?


And everyone else as well


why?


!pay vxx 10


Are u happy?


im pretty tired, need coffee


Aww, thanks


Huh.


pitty roaches


Oh I am glad u are good


Oh witchy get some hot karak Chai!


no thanks


Will give a punch soo hard u won't sleep for 12 hrs XD


!rob Mete


Stop advertising tea to my witch!


Fight me!


Ahhh no


Senator Thorne can you rob me


im trying something


!pay vxx 150


I'm on,cooldown


someone rob me


welp


Mete, u made urself unrobbalbe XD?


@! jazz THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU


Cnn reporter got arrested


She said on our playdate she will buy me coffee 3


I just started up my coffee pot anyone want some?


Churchyy I saw that


why what


Crazy stuff man


yes please Jonnydash


Now stop advertising tea to her she has my BunBun Protection


usa is a joke nothing new


Churchyy what's the story with CNN dude, y did he get arrested?


Witch cream and sugar?


Senator Thorne oh alight geez


Oop


LyamFurious no reason whatsoever


that profile picture is so cursed


No stabbing


Welcome...


hello my beautiful wife


Churchyy maam i havr a question


Howdy, pardner


We resolve things with hug fights


Hello wonderful husband


Bruh


Welcome Hide the Pain


Fablan not different from India XD


Senator Thorne


LyamFurious nah no one got arrested mate


Jonnydash i want it black, like my soul


Churchyy how do u feel about pinoys angered by racism when tagalogs are bellitling bisayas


Bendix Delhi riots cough cough


!rob Witch


She wants her coffee black, like her best friend


Witch coming up!


LyamFurious the protesters threatened the reporters or was dismissed. But they were never arrested


Idk xd Brichu


Idrc tbh


Redd innocents were arrested


Witchy want some tea?


can someone rob me


!rob Mete


LMAO


waait


didd you


nooo


maam 69


gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8


i appreci8


LyamFurious ik dude, we talking about reporters here:/


Yes?


Dont H8 Appreci8


Blount reporters are innocent as well except arnab XD


Minnesota also innocents are being arrested tho. But it's the first time a reporter is being arrested.


Yikk yakk


Welp


Coffee for Witch


you can go to actual warzones as a news reporter and wont be arrested. america is something different fr


Covid19 is cancelled


Lack of the good leadership is the cause of all this mayhem there


a state mayor said If you can talk, you can breathe


Churchyy covid cancelled


Anyways gtg


Byeee


Cya folks would have luved this discussion


But


Byee


cya


Mete what does champions mean? and y am i in it?


Wish covid was cancelled


Filler episodes are trash but you watch them anyway to see if there is any correlation to the main story


Lmao y'all got it to starboard


Lellie u and me too


An me 3


Have fun!


have fun


respect


Have fun


Put some respek on it!


volunteering is fun


true maam


Stay safe!


i've made some good friends at the soup kitchen


That's awesome


Dont accept yikk yakk from people you dont know


hmm


whats a yikk yakk


An indeed it is!


Look at my status


Does anyone remember the app yikk yakk?


I love volunteering!


Who else are volunteers here?


me maam


UwU


I dont volunteer rn but I have in the past


never heard of it


Would like to get back into it


volunteer gang maam


i've done 1000 hrs in the soup kitchen. t'was rlly fun


That's cool


I'm actually a pretty selfish guy


I volunteer a few places, most notably, at MSK... I volunteer at the pediatric inpatient ward


reading books, playing playstation, making slime, building legos


hanhging out with, and cheering up the little homies


das cool


Lil homies


Noice


yeah its kinda sad


but its super rewarding


I'll donate but volunteering isaa big no


to see kids that sick


or to come in and have a lil homie that passed away while you were were gone


I find donating to be so low effort, and personally prefer to give time..


Yea it's hard when anyone passes away in those kind of positions


as time isn't money, thats an insult to time. Time money, you can always make more money, but you will never make more time.


That's why I'd donate


we bring food for personnels in checkpoints, donate to the slum areas around us, and gice free food for food deliver drivers


I'm lazy


every day theres a list and a lot of them are marked too sick from their treatment


Idk bro money matters a lot to organisations


Donating is a super good act too


money matters a lot


I don't think you can compare the two


didn't mean to imply it doesnt


does it tho


donating money is a good thing


it is


i didnt mean to imply that it isnt


Im just saying, for me personally, throwing money at it is far less rewarding


and i choose to give time


That makes sense


i gotchu


modernDayKing that's great man seriously


Soju


rite


yee!


Your roaches...


waddup


did someone rob me


Will be mine


dont rob me


i throw money nowadays, mostly to st jude


Yee


plz


Pl


fuck


yeah, i just been through a lot, and i feel greateful for the smallest things, like waking up in the morning, or having use of all my arms and legs


I will rob you of everything


modernDayKing so wholesome: :


youre a warmhearted person


is this the wrong chat:0P


absolutely not modernDayKing


modernDayKing this chat can get wholesome time to time ok


Then I will evolve from Shannon the ShallotBitch into Suki the SakeBitch


aww, thanks.. I have not always been the warm hearted person you described trying to balance it all out


you deffo are!


spread wholesome energy


yeet


BABYSOJU ur a wholesome energy


gotem


GOTTEM


owned noob


say colorado


im a giraffe


cringe


some tiktoks are ok


i swear


happy birthday raveeen


i cant thwim


tiktoks always cause discussion in/r/Unexpected


cwinge bwo


I don't use it and would never install that invading app, but we allow some less shitty tiktoks


there are decent tiktoks, there are funny tiktoks, but 90 of it are jus cringe choreographies maam


china bad


for real, the real question


why do people like marshmallows


so nasty


They're usually reuploaded though. The logo alone makes it full of complaints


chinese spyware good


babysoju, I'm generally strict about apps that spy too much. No Facebook as well for me


we get 60E games for free from epic


vxx maam what apps do u use


social media?


!rob Pikachu


yes maam


rob me


reddit, discord, slack


My biggest weakness is WhatsApp, which nullifies all my attempts


I tried everything to convince others, but they were stubborn


So, since I didn't want to die alone...


twitter is aight too, u dont have to put personal informations


I have a twitter account actually


Some random name


Brichu and you can tweet the president


Posted a MM2 video there once


you dont need to put personal info anywhere though


maam bts stans are on my neck on twitter they want me suspended


Yeah, whenever these fields show up, I just put some initials


twitter is toxic but maam its funny


BTS stans


smh


they already got me suspended once maam, theyre still mass reporting me


I guess I'm too involved into reddit to spend even more free time anywhere else on the Internet


BTS JUIN JUNGLEBOOK SHA SHANGA CORN VIRUS KANCUR


ngl kpop is aight but the obsessed fans arent


bruh kpop fans went ballistic when someone's gf broke it off


or was it the other way


its the fans that make people hate the artist maam


It's the producers


tbf kpop boybands are literal slaves to the industry


have you seen their schedules


maam i feel bad for those idols that are forced to work even with a really bad mental health


That's sad


there were a lot of mental health issues and sicide lately in kpop industry esp 2019


maam its sad


Super sad


its normal for korea


but it shouldnt be


ykwim


female idols arent allowed to go across 50 kg


What if they're really tall


they arent


i guess


Tzuyu from Twice is really tall, her figure this 2020 looks unhealthy


Aw that's actually so awful


and she's named the most beautiful woman in 2019


the only kpop song I really like is She's dreaming by EXO


I haven't listened to any Kpop


im addicted to k pop


welcome


but like luckily there are companies thay are understanding with their idols' mental health, one group I like had one member take a break for like 3 months bcs of anxiety


hey there Qvacktato


but now I'm tranced by Thedarklordlilith playlist


Cecilla maam stan twice


Henlo


kpop is korean hollywood in music form


i stan boybands, girlbands arent my cup of tea


oh


ur awake


Qvacktato welcome, everything u need to know is in rules


Kpop


stop making me flustered u bean Thedarklordlilith


i ship it maam


Bback


Tstreet


Sbois


Okay


Japanese Turtle ship it?


stop saying turtle it reminds me of someone


Ima rob u again Witch


o ok


sry


Thought it would be polite to tell u first


!rob Isupahfly


Two hours


!rob Witch


my wife is a criminal?


atleast u have a wife


if yall intetested into trying kpop dm me


hoya


MeowingGod


jjinjja?


AL AL


!pick 9747


Nooo


yeyeye


jinjja


what movie to watch


so bored


Isupahfly but bro u got spears


truly i want to play far cry 4


Watch contagion


It's awful


getting ploughed by leopards


H O T


i just watched that


I like outbreak


watch the room


awful in a good way or?


Arrested Development is goold


No in like a boring way


Gold


I'm watchin it rt now


Is great


theres always money IN THE BANANA STAND


then whyy should i watch it if its boring


im an analyst slash therapist... im an Analrapist


Lellie movie's fookin mental no?


But u wish it turned out like that compared to the absolute chaos that's happening now


Idk I couldn't finish it it was so boring to me


Yea I watched during quarantine too, but I was too interested to know what it was about so I watched it in one go. Gotta give points to the accuracy.


Yea that's true


Mete are you my husband


It's almost like it was telling our future


its almost like we knew this could happen


well we knew it would eventually


its almost like we prepared for this


It's almost like we knew and didnt prepare


its almost like we knew, and prepared, then decided to unprepare


, is that even a word, unprepare


jesus


I think it is


yes


Unprepared


Is deffo a word


i was very unprepared for what was about to happen


oh yeah


sorry am dysfunctional or unprepared today


it's ok


i meant deprepared


I think we all feel that way sometimes


or one word for, going from prepared to unprepared


as opposed to just not preparing


I get you


hey guys


Hey prussian


which is so fooking dumb, there probably isnt a word for it


how's it going?


hello guy


whatup?


the sky


Good


U


chilling, just woke up


That's nice


Super nice day here


oh nice, the weather is pretty warm too


i like it


raining today here


dude rain is so annoying, it makes you cold and it gets everywhere


I love the rain too tho


Both sun and rain is good


Hiii


But when youre at home, its just


how are yall doiiin


no, it makes me feel sad


Yesss home and cuddling


Under a blankie


rain just gives me big sad


Aww no


it's just gloomy


i love gloomy


I like rain


its a tad depressing but eh


indoors


outside it's a bit annoying


Thedarklordlilith u big cute, end of story


I like rain both in and out


the smell of rain is nice


Thedarklordlilith true


Thedarklordlilith yeah


Driving in the rain with sadboivibes


BIG cozy


Omg yesss


Big big cozy


yesss


i guess im the weird one here


rain is nice


soju


is nice too


neeko big nice


neeko


neeko is nice


champ wise anyway...


sis is OP


You mean chap?


league champion


well there's a league champ call neeko


Ohh


What's that mean


a character in a video game


and she says, no more mr. nice neeko


ouef


she refers to herself in 3rd person too


neeko curious


maam is u dumm


well doesn't matter


since she can transform to anything:


Stay at home order ended in my state today


which state maam


Supah


Ohio


Supah intelligent


Thats early


what he said


im almost done getting all electric shark parts in maneater


oh? nice


it is so tough


yeah i bet


you have to get your meter up alll the way and get attacked by hunters


ngl, i didn't even know maneater was a game


same


until i saw igp play it on youtube


then i saw it was on xbox


i just poured tea over my painting


oh no


is it ruined now? Arnaldo


O'Neill maam stan txt


yes it is ruined


stan man eating sharks


pretend it was part of the art


i didnt finish the painting but it took me 2 weeks


We dont make mistakes, only happy accidents


mistakes are sad accidents maam


except mistakes aren't happy accidents all the time


but if i want to remake it ill have to get up at 4 am everyday again


Are you in a hurry or something?


no, im just painting sunrises


That's cute


yeah, takes a lot of effort tho


Where are you from?


but since i live in the center theres great view so its worth it


Sunrise boi


im from japan lmao


Oooh


That's really cool


Do u live in a city or rurally?


aa thanks, i live in a city


in tokyo more exactly


I've always wanted to ask


Wait


How does it feel that westerners often fetishise Japan and its culture?


dunno actually


Like Japanese history, japanese art etc


!giverole Artraxon r/unexpected mods


I'm mostly thinkin about em 4chan bois who love anime


lmao


there is always a lot of tourist in the streets so its hard to even walk there doe


It's kind of weird nowadays because u almost feel a little iffy when u say that u really like japanese history


mhm


Due to the notion that people who find interest in Japan are weebs


yeah


How old are you?


not quite comfortable to say


but i aint 14 dw


Tf


I'm was goin to ask u about how the study climate/work climate in Japan is


I was


im still studying but i found a mini job


well


congrats


So yeah Idk what ideas were goin through your mind lmao


thanks


oop


Supah the Jap hunter


Noice congrats


Isupahfly soccan


there is a lot of people visiting the coffee shop i work in so i have to work like really much, but i get quite a lot of money tho


Newfeld


yes?


nice


Truly a mastermind


Of tomfoolery


indeed


Crawley In a mall or a smaller one?


Whats up, slappers


I.e smaller independent shop


Ello neyland


Knee


Isupahfly a smaller one in a very busy street lmao


What's one thing u like about Japan and one thing u do not like?


I like the aesthetic, and I don't really like those tourists who take streets as garbage cans


woah, a real japanese person here


interesting


is there the time of the day when the metro is not crowded? Aney


i was talking to my friend about running a coffee shop in japan


and then i hop onto discord


wait is that


hwu ryun?


yes


Smh double standards


hwa ryun


you know


i was close


that there isn't any garbage cans in the streets though


Prussian12 it's their culture tho lmao


Prussian12 incredibly


There is going to be sum Wikipedia page in 5 years where it stands about Swedophobia


It's just all a huge page of all the reactionary memes and Swedes being called cucks


she's the best girl though


never seen themIsupahfly


idk why everyone likes endorsi


ikrrr


clearly hwaryun is queen


oh i just like her red hair


and eyes


Lmao


That's cause you're not swedish kitten


definitely not


Prussian12 mood same


personality wise... she's a bit plain


heyy


sup neeko


kitten well, it depends but its always really crowded since the metro is not 24/7 buut its usually less crowded in the evenings


heyyy neyland 333


Prussian12 idm she has red hair and is gorgeous


oh here come the night bunch


morning y'all


hi neeko


the same thing in my city


!rob BeaunusPoints


we also have metro system


and I just love going somewhere far away


heya


to the other district of the city


What is happening


THE FUN HAS ARRIVED!


Hey sexy people


!rob Lellie


Fail


H I


Hey all, how are you doing today?


What in tarnation


hi maam


studying


Good how are you


MAAM


my school finished last week


please calm


Knee HI MAAM


Am making candles.


I love this Gif pikachu's pissed cause he didnt drown


Brichu Maam this is a Wendys's


!pick 1681


what are these upvotes?


kitten congrats! Whats next for you?


thats new


the what


!mute Domash 1m


chaotic u mean what I'm going to do after?


for what


omg


lmao


kitten yup


Fehy


stay at home


Ah, roaches changed to upvotes


!rob BeaunusPoints


Pikachu ily


nice


!balance


hi BeaunusPoints


HelloBrichu


kitten playing it safe, amirite?


hi maam


me richer


lit


Yay


chaotic I met my friend two days ago, the shops are opened but malls aren't


so it's boring in the city


we went to a park


there were too many men without shirts


o u joind green gang kitten


I just ride my bike


ew that sounds gross kitten


it's wasn't even that warm


green gang gang


id be greeen if I wasnt rich


neyland u never answered my snaps


i cri


Oof


unforgivable


kitten just play it safe. This effing pandemic is no joke, apparently


but i forgive


my parents feel sick


I don't though


Half my family possibly had corona at the start of the year


bruh


i snapped you Coldrak3r are we friends again?


stay healthy y'all


They were all sick as dogs for 2 weeks


Bo same


Brichu nothing to worry just procedure


maam who wants to sponsor me nitro


And because I basically never left my room, I got off scotfree


Knee we're always friends


cold r we frens too


If we didnt, we sure have now, as most of my family are doctors


of course


im my friend maam


pog


i love all of you


Brichu maam can we be frens too


I love all of you too


welcome Grayson


Bo pls maam


welcome Pampuch


is that a no


we all love you


Maaam


Welcome sadperson


maam please


my another account was named thatdepressivegirl


Pls maam


Dyche hiii welcome, all you need to know is in rules


my other account is coldraker1738


Why kitten


everyone was like why are u depressed?


I dont have another account


cause im a boomer


just an edgy nickname


I have like 39 accounts


i have 69


lmao


pls snipe


damn iot


her


fuck


maam


i'm kinda drunk rn


Why


from soju maam


why are you depressed? just be happy


why are you homeless? buy a house


BABYSOJU maam this is a Wendy's


i got a beer


D:


i get drunk easily


you got drunk on one beer?


Knee can I GET A WAFE


waffle


yes


i get drunk really easily


I think thats putting it lightly


fuckkk nah actually like, i opened two beer cans


and then like 1.5 beer i guess


and i dont really drink a LOT


maam help


where can I order one 1 fren


So i get drunk easily i think


fucken


Bo i be ur fren maam


if someone has a feather and you, which is more of a lightweight isnt even a competition.


pog


fuuuck


i can drink more tho


Knee weight insecurity triggered


ney


D:


maam


im just jealous. I wish I could get drunk on one beer


im drinking more


same maam


BABYSOJU no u donttt


I have to drink like 4 shots before i feel anything


lichrally i wanna get drunk easily


but maam i am 7 weeks sober


im jealous


i jus wanna get drunk


well


guys


think it like this


takes me a bit to get drunk


I cant wait for the party next weekend. Ima get schwasted


if you get drunk more easily, you get a hangover easily


fuckfuckfuck


oop


what party!?


soju is a potty mouth when shes drunk


my friends are having a party on the 6th


ya i curse a LOT. im italian


anyway


omg its so hot and im like. gonna be regretting what i said here bc i talk too much


that's ok


we all should get drunk tmrw on video chat, thats gonna be hella fun


hi nakkk


i gotta study and be a good asian


Im not 21


I live with my parents, I cant get drunk at home


imma miss that;;


Im 17 and alcoholic maam


good god


y'all babies


my parents are SUPER christian


no getting drunk


same, my paretns are SUPER. catholic


my uncles been feeding me alcohol since 2


what how ffs


thats cursed


how are you alive


how do you still have organs


maam @ 2 they made me sip samll amount of beer n i was well behaved after that


who said brichu has organs


Thedarklordlilith maam i sold them for taylor merch


i knew it


duuue


REE


duuude


idk


pls snipe


Eewww


REEE


im gonna get more drunk.


and play borderlands


mood maam


and then im gonna get drunk


more


have fun maam


and then chat with my frens here.


good luck with hangover maam


bc i miss being social


no beer is no hangvoer oK


CAZZO


oh beer, i thought tequila maam my bad


soju gonna bail once quarantine is over. We'll never see her again


yui f BABYSOJU


why WOULD U THINK THAT


ugh ugh ugh


you guys


we care about you


i love you all i dont bail friends


i kno


meanwhile ill be here


a silent guardian


a simping statue


a watcher in the night


forever


same


ill be here 4evah


and once corona is ded we all should meet in the middle point


like.


whats the middle? Europe?


the middle of the earth?


somewhere in the middle of all of our homes


i have a question


i heard its hot there


what question


yes maam'


for whomst


omg


What


nvm maam the question hurt me


FORM WHMOST


whyyy


say it


Thedarklordlilith r we frens 2


soju gets h ducked from one bottle


omg neeko i lob u


ok here it goess


ur so cute


of course we are


POG


BABYSOJU bby ur cute


we all lob u


Yes meet in Europe


neeko is literally


its for research


I guess


the definition of hotness ok


BABYSOJU ahhh


id drop em


U R


it u were here...


finna kiss u


like i couldnt hear you at all when we video chatted


no cap


you cant b going unappreciated bb


this is getting steamy


get a room


well


Reee pg 12


!pick 2875


im trying to do a cosplay at 1 am


im just saying. neeko is cute.


u are very cute girlll had me all like BABYSOJU


ok


nicolekc SAME


sis i drank 2 bottle of soju so im ducked


field


oh good god


mood


lamooo


i cut my own bangs without decisions nor hesitations


fucken cute


you still cute


bangs are cute


yo hold up who said I was leaving?


I have like 3 irl friends


all I have is you guys


omggg


aww


maam we lov u Knee


jesus crhist


neeko


u had a fun nite heh


when you get older, you get less friends


aussies party hard


thats life


meee uwu


i aint leaving here


hi itsamely


i have one irl friend


itsamelily welcome


havent met him for 3 months


Ello itsamelily


itsamelily everything u need to know is in rules


like. i got here a few motnhs ago. like before corona.


come to australia


and rona happened. no time to make fren


i wannag o


heyo


i wanna go:


BABYSOJU comemee


hi melisa


MelisaHeath17 welcome


welcome


Ello MelisaHeath17


elli why


nicolekc im comin to boop u


why you simping already elli


MaFayce


BABYSOJU ooo uesss


MelisaHeath17 everything you need to know is in rules


pls snipe


maam


u gonna get that big BOOP


!rob MaFayce


BABYSOJU yes pls


wat


i cant rob so often


MaFayce its noon man. leave the simping to later


nicolekc i lob


Australia be like:


!mute Coldrak3r 5m robbing Elliot too much


and therers cute neeko


where are kangaroos?


yui f Coldrak3r


BABYSOJU lob u more


hey hey hehyehy hey ehy anyway


girls are cute


true


Sure


men r cute


corona


ha


ga


gay


Brichu youre cute


OMG


BABYSOJU ur cute


Nice


corona means a crown


Knee maam thanks


no ur cute


MAAAM


cheeky'rona with the lads


Corona time


bo where are you from


All you are cute


brichu so cute it aint fair


Sweden


noice


i lop sweden


Lellie


idk. like


I just know a lot of slang from other countries


!unmute Coldrak3r


So many Sweden gang


soju so mfking cute it aint fair


Coldrak3r did you learn your lesson?


Ew Swedes


NO like ur the cutest ok. it aint fair


no youuu


no uuu pslda


pls


never MaFayce


drunk compliments are the best to watch


yall so gorgeous it aint fair


no i just didnt have like


before


i am drunk. but like. neeko is cute


don't forget to kiss yo homies


shes hawt


on da MOUF


bruh moment


stawpppoo


yall are all asking for forehead kisses


im going to kiss you on the ankle.


ive never been kissed maam


Knee yes


gib


ankle king


may i speak


BABYSOJU woah thats a big step


pls ivery hot im going to kiss you on the ankle.


BABYSOJU imma kiss u on the lips


no cap


kissing


bet?


MaFayce maam it doesnt fit each other


imagine kissing. p cringe bro


SKSKKSKSS


hmmp


i would do anything for a forehead kiss


Kissing be cringe


comehere


hmmm


what's going on


pull through


But cuddles be good


i would do anything even just for a pat on the back maam


Brichu it does to me


people kissing


Brichu


here u go


love is for the week


i would give like 204923 hugs


shutup ney


simps need only simping


pull through imma kiss you no cap BABYSOJU


you got so much love in u


If you don't kiss your homie gn, you fake


MaFayce FACtS


love brought down my walls maam


nicolekc no cap? nocap


and for how many weeks do we have love?


I am back


hmmm


People be doing unsanitary exchanging of saliva


googod


imagine kissing


yes


Lmao exchange of saliva


literally


mood


im imagining it


What is sanitary exchange of Saliva?


kiss


simp


legit fr fr


Will howdy, what going on?


s a n i t a r y


ya. here legit frfr too


yeah dont kiss while thers corona ok


Now I dont want a gf


simping for some forehead kisses


sanitary innit luv


listen to me my children.


so i cant kiss u


BABYSOJU im older than you


BABYSOJU not ur child


forehead kisses hit different when ur down


i just simp bc he cute


Also we got yui bot so it is OK


i cant spell...


yayyy


maam


welcome to chilis


yes can i get a water to start


bruhmius momentum


iconic


fuck


tnx maam


someoe type for me plz


herq


hello


pepew


Ello


bang bang


BABYSOJU ill type for you


thanks


cute


cute enough


BABYSOJU so u


Have no clue what's going on XD


nicolekc so. are. u


Hi im Soju. I love giving the homies kisses and Im crazy drunk. Im gonna compliment all of you incessantly so I hope youre ready. MAMA MIA


we're just vibin and simpin u know?


OMG


FU NEY


LMAOOO


Exchange of compliments


OMGEWGQR


Knee QERQWOMG


grazie regrazzi


catching feels hella fast


I am the biggest simp here XD


catching feelings Lmao


MAAM CHILL


nicolekc feelings r a joke


are they?


but my feelings for u aint


same


ok my biggest mistake was catching feelings


Soju, youve gotta save the Princess nicolekc


UWaaa Mama Mia! I needa disa muchrooma to geta big


thats where it goes downhill


nutty joe


Knee guys i dont speak like this ok


dont get me wrong


lamooo neyaland


sydneyelitabeth welcome


i hard soju in vc


i got a nice enlgish accent MAMAMAMIA


Welcome sydneyelitabeth


welcome sydney


she talks like that


oh god shutup


Joji spoon


she my bby


sydneyelitabeth everything u needn to know is in rules


nicolekc i lob dis


and i lob neeko


nutty no


nutty spoon


joji joe


yui boop BABYSOJU


i lob you more BABYSOJU


nutty fork


JOJI JOE


Joji joe


Neyland was taking notes the whole time people were talking


Stugav where r u when theres a gang here


nutty joe


JOJI JOElamooo


Brichu


carvedfromstone are you ded


hi hw do u wanna comfort me maam HW


carved is the best


HW maam i need you to SHHH


lob him


true


i lob stugav carved ney


and


most importantly


im alive


HMM


Brichu how can I comfort you I cant even comfort myself smh


being muted was not nice tbh


but lob u the most BABYSOJU


fr fr


nutty joe


most. importantly. someone fr.


soju in green gang gang


you mad cute


What happened brichu


ah nice


no u


me happened maam


wait what


she's green


noo


when do i get green


She green


omg soju moving up the ranks too fast


soju talks constantly so its no surprise shes green


i be greejn


she da hulk maam


how do yall level so fast lmao


,rank nakaya


took me a week to get to green


i talk so much


lmao


aight bur i fell hella fine so imma head out and pass our uwu lob you all and my bby BABYSOJU


Coldrak3r by oversharing life problems


time to talk more


!whois BABYSOJU


3 days to green


4 more to get to green


3 days


nicolekc night bby i lob u


!whois


Wow


oMG


stop shaming me ok i just typ e alot


soju jesus christ


thats all omg


wait its been 2 weeks


yui pat nakaya


fufufufufufuf


omggg


YOUVE ONLY BEEN EHRE FOR THREE DAYS


omg pls use!whois in botcommands


!topic


19th march nakaya?


o


ok


stugav with the shaming


my self esteem


Coldrak3r ye


my alien card. some cash. my credidt card.


lmao


Coldrak3r soccan


!define soccan


Brichu hence why my wallet is empty


what is it like. idk what my sexuality is


but i can explain


BABYSOJU it be me


ihysm


fuckneqrwe neeko


why oyu so cute


like


why u do that


here we go again


peak drunk guys


witness this


Fug


sis shush before i kiss you BABYSOJU


hot


i wont shutup


GronkyPoo welcome


GronkyPoo welcomee


oh?


it do be dinner time, i will return later


Welcome GronkyPoo


Hii


welcome gronky


GronkyPoo we all love you


okay i see how it is


me too


Ily too:


pull through


petition to rename the server to Unexpected Forehead Kisses


GronkyPoo everything you need to know is in rules


Brichu I'll check it out. Thanks!


i think i want to watch the punisher again


i'll donate after i get paid mods. i love this server


sm


Soooio


GronkyPoo


but i love the otehr server too


thankksss hope u like it hereGronkyPoo


like


halal maam


i lob it as much as i lob you


LMAO


!pick 9884


BABYSOJU dont talk about the secret server


speed maam


I DONT


Anyways bois and girls what's up?


shhh


nicolekc


me?


just


r u the momo stan maam


yessir


catching feelings at 1:!8am


what time is that?


Brichu momo is hot


my favorite time


1:11 gdi 1:18.


okay maam have u seen the dancebreak trailer nicolekc


omg no ill watch


itll make you wet maam


MAAM


momo snapped maam


maam


Brichu the way i love to be


Anyways bois and girls what's up?


LyamFurious u do be assuming genders there boi


ahhh


Brichu


hmm


ok


well the unexpected live chat was fun while it lasted


Telford?! I am including all XD


Brichu you act like im not constantly wet


boop


xJust4Kickz there was a live chat?


BABYSOJU hmmm


i like ur pfp xJust4Kickz


hi mini


Haaay


oooh same


miniii


Miniii


nicolekc i am reading. maam.


Hoi


Coldrak3r really?


welcome to the party


yes


Brichu! Neyland!


welcom


Mini Alchemist!


i like how it is with dark background


thanks man i made it myself Coldrak3r


yui pfp xJust4Kickz


BABYSOJU okay. papa.


nice


ew


NO


Mini Alchemist I hope youre ready to get hit on by Soju. Shes wasted


Wowowowowowoow


Illuminati


well


BUT MAAM MOMO SNAPPED


o rlly?


Guys, tell me something unexpected you saw today


sticks her on a chair


ITS SNACK TIME!


my own toes


lowkey though im a mad bottom so lmao we be simpin


i saw uhh


its been a while


MaFayce a lot of people outside XD


MaFayce err


i c how it goes


Hello darkness my old friend


suspicious white fluids on my tv screen


i saw how elliot muted me today


I've come to talk with you again


didn't know I had that range


BABYSOJU


Because a vision slowly creeping


i surpassed mete in rank maam


Wowwhats going on here


!rob Brichu


I saw HW in chat before 9 pm


oh yeah i frogot


DONTN


ROB


ME


Bryce Lynch welcome


Bryce Lynch we all love you


Bryce Lynch have fun


The journalist getting arrested, a monkey stole coronavirus test samples, 1.3 crore Rs found in a plane crash.


And in my place, nothing much.


but im sad if i rob elliot again


last friday, monday end quarentine here


well. ive never been with a dude. but i like certain type of dudes. but i like girls more. girls are softer and they smell good. but guys do have nice features too. like what am i? but i get attracted to a guy, then its kinda like. cant explain


yay


i am questionable enough


Bryce Lynch everything you need to know is in rules


imagine joining a server, getting DMd by a bot and pinged in main 7 times by drnk Mario


BABYSOJU what if you just enjoy company


BABYSOJU so wanna like me


but fr fr i drank way too much so ik kinda fading in and out i probably wont remeber shit tomorrow


Calise LMAO that's the most unexpected shit I've heard


imagine the only dm's you get are by a bot


nakaya tbh i think thats true


It do be like that sometimes...


aww


What did you drank thooo


Coldrak3r are you me?


LyamFurious um LIKE I HAVE NEEKO


Knee i was more thinking about elliot


maam wtf r dms


no one responds maam


BABYSOJU exactly in the end you just wanna sit next to someone and watch time pass


i will dm u guys


main chat is confusing me


and occasionally cuddle


The only DMs I get is Bots and people bitching about and trying to drag me into drama


BABYSOJU oh but then, I will be the third wheel XD


ya i just want someone whos soft and cuddly like.


Scotland welcome


MaFayce dont talk about HW like that


Ello Scotland


Cya neeko


neeko is the hottest


Scotland everything you need to know is in rules


ffs


mmhm


nakaya unless


i lob u


im debating if i should watch netflix or stay in here


Hendren?


Any how's listen folks


LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO...


Coldrak3r the more u stay here the more possibility elliot mutes u again maam


its true


BABYSOJU im squishy


why would ellie mute him/her/it


MaFayce dont talk about HW like that


Knee lmao she doesn't DM me


elliot would never mute me again


MY HOUSE SMELLS WONDERFUL!


that is all


MaFayce want dms?


nutty joe


Coldrak3r wait what?


hey


Mini Alchemist that's cool


like


nakaya it


I did not say that


what


uhhh


Mini Alchemist smokin dem weeds?


ima have to dip and mow the yard.


i told u maam


good luck Knee


Ernesta hey i don't judge


no. not even close.


i was hoping you wouldn't see it tbh MaFayce


YALL CUTE


have fun Knee


i lov yall


Y'ALL PRETTY


I see everything


no u nak


no u dont


hugs BABYSOJU


i liked your accent


u were offline that one time where i tagged you about omething important


Mini Alchemist so idk what's going on here, how's it going?


i'm trying to rickroll my online class with this , wish me luck


gonna blast some Vulfpeck and get it done


nutty joe


oof


sm


BABYSOJU first i've heard


thanks


i lov Stugav nicolekc carvedfromstone Knee the most tho


and Bismuth


hellye


oh heck yeah


bruh


zwiggy


LyamFurious Same.


But it's going good. Opened up my shop earlier this week and dealing with new orders.


guitar hero


BABYSOJU maam i


Bruh


LyamFurious How are ya?


i cant type your name brichu


ufdsfwe


nutty joe


inkie Doesn't work if you get an Ad before,


Mini Alchemist oh cool, I gave away food kits to about 75 families!


BABYSOJU maam brichu itll show


LyamFurious That's awesome!


I am so happy for those families!


i dont think it's monetized MaFayce:


Brichu gdi


i lov. brichu.


thanks maam lov u too maam


, Google be targeting me too much


Fug


nutty yo


Mini Alchemist ty ty, some1 should help people, we just do it


nutty hello


Brichu F


elliot watched too much porn and gets more ads now


nutty bro


Are You High?


For sure.


dude google legit knows what I want


nutty afro


NUTTY IN YO PANTS


o hok


sooo... i still can't figure out how to get roles xD


nutty foe


Coldrak3r implying theres a thing as too much


do u guys wanna see my


Mini Alchemist so what's the next candle design u working on?


celebrity crush


nutty below


male one


go on


GronkyPoo message!reset to Echo


i would F this gu


nutty go


There were five new releases


Knee i think until it hurts down there its too much


Oh cool


well my mom said he looks gross along time ago


Brichu thanks!


!restart i mean GronkyPoo


A wild? appeared


nutty stow


not reset GronkyPoo


Mini Alchemist u got a website or fb page of ur work?


nutty snow


this is like a simon says


Nutty joji


nutty row


oh I'm on Etsy mostly.


it's hilarious


nutty crow


butty crow


fuck


Mini Alchemist oh cool


Nutty low


well ima go watch netflix, talk to yall later, be safe and healthy


the nosey name


here


nutty show


who dis


nutty low


Nutty row


Coldrak3r you never snapped me back


I am cinfusion


i love me some greek bois


Mini Alchemist u didn't show ur leaves candle


yannis philippakis


Knee i never received ur snap in the first place


does he ask the un for money


i did!


nutty Babylonian weeping willow


um


no


BABYSOJU Greek bois be broke tho


It's in i made this


Mini Alchemist I didn't see!


I never took it down


imadethis


Mini Alchemist oh alright will see it immediately


I LOVE ME SOME MIDTTERENEAN BOIS


So it's still there.


Nanette ffs


italy too


well


nutty no


greek bois r hot ngl


italy ain't that broke tho


right?


I love Mediterranean food


greece more broke


I need toothpicks...


Cuteguy hi welcome


MaFayce ikr


i love meditterenean boiz


and food


and the weather


and my home


Italy has got the mafia, they take of everything


The Olive oil


i love going to the mediterranean


When youre under something


Cuteguy everything you need to know is in rules


do you guys use plastic toothpicks or wooden toothpicks


nutty below


I use wooden toothpicks.


I love the Italian Mafia lowkeii


nakaya wooden


people in the north do take everything thats why the south is so fucken poor


nakaya plastic floss sticks


my dumbass thought french fries were potatoes from france


who uses toothpicks


omg


MaFayce are these the ones that have the floss bit but with a plastic arm thing


french fries are belgium


belgian


originailly


ouou oui?


nakaya yeah those


Mini Alchemist oh done its dope!


Welcome Alligator


MaFayce ahh


i lob birchu.


nutty joe


i lob ney


nitty joe


i lob neeko


Thanks LyamFurious


i lob stu


i lob carved


omg


woah


When youre a Pokemon


No pp


jeebus


thats cursed


pls pp


lmfao


maam at least no pp was shown


BABYSOJU awh i lob me too


what


:d


i thought no nsfw stuff but okay


Stugav ya should you're hella cool


GronkyPoo did u get it now?


Pls pp


im the winner


Brichu i texted the bot but it didn't work


BRUH


HA


last time I used pls pp, it told me that my pp is 8D


omg cute pp


GronkyPoo well if we complain it can be deemed NSFW


They do be having coochies tho


ive lost all respect for this bot


yui f Brichu


omg


MAAM IM JUS CUTE


pls pp


nakaya i won


BAHHAHAHA


nutty joe


Im bored


Literally no idea


its unfair how stu has better hair than i do


Ayy


UHM


WHAT


CUTE


HASHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


his hair be like


no i do not have better hair than you do BABYSOJU


bushidoboy07 hi bored, I committed war crimes in Yugoslavia


oui oui oui im the stu's hair


ITS CUTE SHUPPP


when he plays the guitar


Oh


Ok


btw guys. the following is my fav emote. i made a gang in another server which revolves around using that emote


OMG


nutty oh


GOSH amen welcome


and like WHAT KIND OF ARGAN OIL DO YOU EVEN USE STU


Alright I am going to gang out else where


pls pp


THERE


Brichu bruh that's a


Pls pp


oh dam


BABYSOJU I LITERALLY JUST USE SHAMPOO


byee LyamFurious


long shlong


too big


too much pp


There can't be 2 Gods


too smol


ah dang there cant be two gods, hold up


Pls no


hi god


Im trying to get mine to me accurate


GOSH everything you need to know is in rules


WHO PUT NSFW


good god


Stugav i use Walmart brand shampoo and condition like every week or so


pls pp


Some of y'all go to slowchat


yall should watch the pinned message in cursedmemes


slowchat has only 5 secs


I DON'T WANT NSFW


Knee your hair is also nice king


Hindus be like: GODS


Brichu the bot didn't work. i hope i won't get banned if u don't get roles...


NSFW is not there anymore


nutty joe


I don't wanna see the stuff. why did i get flashed the nsfw


GronkyPoo its fine, u wont, theyll fix it


Stugav true, ankle slut got em nice hair.


Fulvi idek how many gods we got xD


whyyy. why. grrr.


Knee ur beard is nice


LMAO


Gimmedapoosiebowse welcome


That's an uncomfortable name...


They do be vibing tho GronkyPoo


MaFayce i like ur name


like i said lasdt night the nsfw channel didnt last week last time it was here


BABYSOJU we have a lot of long haired bois with nice hair


Gimmedapoosiebowse we all love you


Mini Alchemist its filthy frank


BABYSOJU vc


nutty joe


Gimmedapoosiebowse we got another Joji fan


Gimmedapoosiebowse everything you need to know is in rules


ok enough compliments, ima ttyl


Thank you so much lmao


Coldrak3r baiii


Makes sense Knee


woah cool down


nicolekc OMG icant join rn bc my roomie be sleepin:


Brichu ty


cya maam Coldrak3r


better?


joinnn


lmaooo


LET'S GET SOME BUSSI TONITE


omggg icant speak tho


listen


10sec slowmode still y'all raging


maam i cant, im in a hospital maam


elliot gettin old, can't read too fast no more


Ppl be wilding


are we VCing?


MaFayce n yal overestimated the 5s in slow when main was dead


slow mode lamo


i joined


someone explain


wrong one BABYSOJU!


sis join five devils


o ok


positron decay to me


nakaya


What do you want me to explain Nakaya?


This makes me wanna start drinking.


Bajo jajo man welcome


we all love you


have fun


xx


Is there anything like Positron decay?


oh dear


!Pick 2249


!pick 2249


It is proton decay in which Positron is created afaik


BABYSOJU gone a little crazy eh? So cute. I love it.


MaFayce hnnng i'm still confused but whatever


BABYSOJU Yes you are


LMFAO


!balance


TTS EWQRPOWERPOQWEKPROJWEPROJQWEPROKPQWEKRPQWEKR OH GOD GOOD GOD IM LAUGHIN SO HARD ERQEW OMG


!work


!pay nakaya 15


Brichu omg you're trippin ewqrojqweroqwjerqw oh god


Stugav god bless you national treasure of a human being


SMKSSKSKS


I love laughs. I'm like that uncle from mary poppins. pre depressing thoughts. I LOVE TO LAUGH. HA HA HA HA HA LONG, LOUD AND CLEAR!


oh good god jesus eqroweroqwe sis


it wouldn't let me tho:


it's ok


ping me tomorrow nakaya!


nakaya when Proton in the nucleus decays and converts into a Neutron, it releases a Positron and electron neutrino


Stugav omg what is goin on


Knee say ankle slut


Did you guys all go crazy over me? Does that usually happen?


MaFayce OH


EWQRKQWEPROKQWPER FU Knee


Cleaning time. BRB


Gimmedapoosiebowse no we just inherently love each other


oh god i cant speak bc like. this so slow


BABYSOJU are you having a stroke?


I see nakaya i appreciate it


slowchat is faster go there ppl


Love you guys too ofc!


hi everyone


Gimmedapoosiebowse BUSSI


KDBot


Welcome bees?


Hes not bad


hello hi


Emanuele hamburger?


wasssa


I like him


Ayy Gucci wassup


BABYSOJU ikr


Hi Bees


Brichu how can i use tts bot bri plz help


what would it take to get banned


But Twomad is becoming a more radical version of Frank I suppose, just he has adhd


BABYSOJU okk


guccikorv why would you want to be banned?


Erwin hamburger?


Gimmedapoosiebowse hamburger plzzz


MaFayce some people do be like that


Hmm


what would it take to get brichu banned?


Toxic bts stans


Yes Major


BTS All kPop


Ok slowmode is gone


bless


Nice


oh


natasha's here


Hi


welcome back


Ello nat


nakaya sorry, i can leave if you want


Welcome sanjitsarda


sanjitsarda welcome


we all love you


HOW TO STOP TTS BOT


Thanks!


THIS IS AN EMERGENCY


natashaashley nonono it's ok


Stugav I CAN'T HEAR YOU


AHHH


nakaya


'leave Stugav


Stugav what happened?


do not look at voicetext omg


Too late


Lmao y'all vibing


it's 1 am


i can't join;;


hello


Sup mc


im hungry


and dont feel like working


sam


e


and want a cuddle buddy


BABYSOJU love you bby imma sleep


and a nap


ugh, im a mess today


Good wbu


nicolekc sweet dreamz


i lob u


Sup


Welcome illbran


illbran welcome


we all love you


What kind of pizza should I get?


finally, human appreciation


natashaashley pepperoni


i lob you more uwu BABYSOJU


illbran d'ya want a virtual hug


Italian, and avoid pineapple


!yui hug illbran


it's not working


fuck


So on a subject of the coronavirus, terrible news from the YouTube community, Logan Paul was found in his residence alive and well.


didiman welcome


Ehr shame


Welcome didiman


nakaya why, yess


illbran virtual hug


Logan Paul be dedn't


We're all grieving through this difficult time


indeed


Aye


yui kiss BABYSOJU


I don't think they do


Allegedly his dad took over his company


nakaya great!


yui hug illbran


Oof and it was a lesbian kiss, nice timingnicolekc


yeah


yessireee Binny


what anime is that


the kiss


Welcome Kyde Hyle


Kyde Hyle welcome


we all love you


Ouef


he kissed some chick that was 19 once


mcnewyork yeah


hii


Kyde Hyle hii


Must show him Twomad


Hey guys


Hewwo everyone


Whats up


Mc


Oh ok ok


Im about to go in to work


illbran we all love you too


nakaya good vibes right here


Lmaooo


shreksyMF welcome


we all love you


And yeah


Welcome new peeps


Welcome shreksyMF


Ello


Big Ed


Noice


big ed


big lad


Ouef


Thanks hes kinda hawt tho


he is designed to survive car crashes


Eye


i wanna speak to the manager


Shreks distant cousin


illbran hi karen


illbran MaFayce ellie you're up


90day fiance, if ur jobless watch it Iwatani Naofumi


Everything good?


yes maam


HOLY MY!


i find the story kinda sad tho


Bruh


I'm watching Ramy right now, no time for mediocre shows


Ah that would be why I don't watch much TV


in a pitiful way, not a sad way


hnng