everyone simps


Reclaim alpha male status


That's why I'm hoeing out on tinder


Nvm I here by retract the words


jonny till you find the one


Anyways being alpha is boring


Ngl


Rather be a gowd XD


how many matches


Yeah I know Gibbie


Since when did you have to pay for it


Fucking stupit


I have no apps besides reddit an discord gg


They're free


Bascially that encapsulates ur social life huh?


tru alphas use mimi


instagay


Qn te pretty much LyamFurious


Instahoes


Okay I deleted my gran


Gram


Yea i dont have insta or snap either


It was only taking my space


I got snap with 4 people following me or added me or whatever u call it XD


So many thots, no thxs


Yeah same LyamFurious


saaame


I mean if you ain't memeing are you living?


No harm in that


TRU


Exaaactly,tbh i wish more peeps were from.canada


Aint many canadians on here sadly


I have a Facebook friend who's like constantly posting about her daughter, which on its own isn't really all that weird, but like she has 2 other kids at around the same age and she NEVER posts about them


lure them with doughnuts


And it just reminds me of sibling debates of my childhood


Uh


Welp


Favoritism


About whose mom's favorite or who's dad's favorite and it's like these days


Just check their Facebook for a definitive answer


Just have 1 kid and you dont have to choose


Exactly


Or better yet, adopt 1 kid


Too many ppl


Tru


I was reading silver age marvel comics not long ago, and they bring up how the world's population is about 2.8 billion


So like in 5060 years we've more than doubled that


I love the xmen comics I had a bunch when I was younger


Though we would still have to reproduce, even if we focused purely on adopting the remaining childrenn


Almost trippled


Marvel DC


Srry i went brb


Right, I'm not saying no one should have kids, just that more ppl should adopt


I know u Brooke


Agreed


Marvel has better movies DC has better comics


are you going to adopt?


Howdy witchy


Heya lyam


I actually prefer Marvel's characters as a whole


Both in film and otherwise


we should all decide to have only 1 kid


I dunno, Marvel gives me generic super hero vibes


Anyone know the fable comics?


Deadpool is cool tho


I used to read comics


Wolf among us was from it


That's interesting I feel the opposite


Then i got rid of em sadly


What!


Oh really how come shiro?


Should have given them to me


I wish I could read shoenun jump


Honestly I feel like Manga is better than comics


I also mostly read manga so


I think a lot of DC heros are just really strong aliens


Viz my friend viz


The best manga is one piece


Very true


I mean superman maybe but like wut bout batman


Yeah no doubt


So no one knows fables?


Nope


Green arrow too?


I've read the first two fable gns


I played the pc game


I would luv to check it out


It's about fairy tales


Hawk eye is the best super hero


It bored me


Like big bad wolf and snow white


An ik


In modern time


Oh alright


I would luv to try it out


I mean reading it


Reminds me of once upon a time


Demon slayer is a good Manga as well


It's quite good


Demon slayer ended so rip


It's what once upon a time was trying to emulate before it became


An tru


Demon slayer is so overrated


W/e it is


Yooo


Same with my hero


Wtf


What about shield hero?


Disagree on my hero


I think shield hero is overrated though


Shield hero is a harem anime so


Lmao no!


If u watch shield hero ull be disappointed I was at least


Overlord gg


Re:Zero is pretty great


Overlord also has harem elements tho;;


Watch Code Geass grasshopper


I really wish there was less fan service


But I believe chainsaw man is a must watch manga


I believe none of u have heard about it


Some harem anime are actually good imo! While the goal is male fantasy, the number of female characters forces them to make many distinct characters which can create more depth


Konusba


If you want fanservicecwatch highschool d x d


Than say mha female characters that are incredibly shallow


So far anyway


Konusuba is funny af


Agreed


Overlord


Omg


Love it


Have you watched tower of god LyamFurious


Mmm I dunno it depends I guess but yeah usually in harems girls are attracted to a boring ass guy with no interesting traits


Oh I have heard about it mate but nux taku says it ain't that gr8


I recommend sakamoto desu ga


I mean they can at least make the guy hotter ?


Food wars is pretty solid once you get past the excessive fan service


Its a high school comedy


Oh no food wars scares me


Hoesntly I hate overload coz it is animated by those who animated OPM


And oh man is it excessive


I mean, it gets good if u read the webtoon


And opm deserves the people who animate overload


Actually food wars Manga is ending


I love the recipes they have tho


Its already over goof


it's sales has declined in shounun jump


Oh nvm


Hated food wars


Yeah!


Fxk me anyways


Food wars was good and bad tho...


You mighta hated food wars,but I know you love me Witch gg reee


Noice


I didn't read it, didn't know it was over


Its not as bad as sao by a longshot


But I liked what I saw


Sao is


Kirito real simp mvp gg


And also ppl had to animate that shiz like


You know what I really liked? Seis Manos on Netflix


Sao: Kirito gets all girls XD


OOO violet evergarden on netflix


I remember the old kiddy cartoons i used to like


Violet evergarden is fooking good


To cry and watch


Like gundam wing


Ikr! I love romance anime


Romance anime best anime


You might like some good romance movies


Idk where's the romance in it


Sorta but it revolves around her love


I can rec u some


Yeah but still it's tragedy


Your Lie In April


I like high concept anime ngl


Any1 seen made in abyss?


Maybe, I jus see it more in a romance light


Made in abyss Any1?


I cried to you lie in april


Your


50 Centimeters per Second


OOO ye


Nvr seen you lie in April


How about Your name


Yeah I did


Thats good


I don't remember the plot XD


I was bit confused with your name plot


Akame ga kill is a fun time


Then I went back and read the wiki page XD


Happy birthday! invaliduser


Akame ga kill is a good anime


Hotarubi no Mori e Oleg


Mhm!


Is great


Thanks G.


Happy birthday invaliduser i hope u have a great quarantined or unquarantined bday


I have a hard time usually with Japanese names tho I always forget


Happy bday break me!


I don't think it's great tbh


Hey happy bday bro! invaliduser


Thanks Vigulante...and still quarantined here.


Thanks onion.


R u trapped?


Saaame


I have family trapped in Florida rn


Even people watching at Walmart isn't as fun since quarantine.


Ooof that suxs


Bummer stay safe mate Gruver


Yeah I kinda hate this for every reason...


Sup teach!


Thank uuu Killian!


Things will get better Shyamal


Oh fk its roxie


I hope so but its taking a while


Im outta here


runs


Yeah I hope, but we have to stick to the norms until we get a vaccine or a drug to cure this


Ppl r really dumb to with all the protesting and shiz


Day 507, BreakMe's log: Still quarantined. Still watching those baboons visit walmart. I don't think they know I'm alive, they mostly ignore me while they wheel out carts of toilet paper. Been wiping my butt with newspaper for a little over a year now. It's starting to hurt. End log.


Ikr


Aaahhh


Noice


I am at the point where I just forget what day it is


Actually wish him/her a hbday as well


Roxie whats your quarantine diary like?


Elidadooff that's rough


My quarantine diary is like


Dressin in leather gg


I teach, get annoyed by my students, I ask them to use commonsense and repeat XD


Hot teacher vibes


Nah hot latrx suit


Yeah that's teaches quarantine life XD


No! Hot maid outfit


Isnt that all teachers tho tbh


Yeah I guess


Day 672, Roxies log: Still quarantined. Students still don't know to email me instead of calling when the school system glitches for them and they can't upload. My camera is my new best friend. I've named him Wilbur. He's nice to me, helps me through my endless monologues about history. Think he may be plotting to kill me though, keep you posted. End log.


Like I annoyed a good sum of teachers with my stupidity ngl


I mean, ngl thats depressing


why?


Bot sure which reaction to give that Xd


Poor roxie.


How would u even .


Sad things quarantine does to people


take pp


Happy Birthday! invaliduser


My fkin mind rn i neerdta siing


Thanks heathen.


Wait bruh did you get demodded from the subreddit?


Hey I get pissed explaining stuff to young people, I would bascially kick their ars and make them learn like Asian tiger parenting XD


Why don't you have subreddit mod role anymore


I'm back. It was a temp thing.


I might go MIA for a while though, new apex season starts in five minutes


Yo iPhone SE


Oh nice but I don't play any games other than


OMG APEX


I forgot all about apex fug fug fug


Teacher Roxie have u played the alien vs predstor multiplayer


Apex is good mgl


I wish I had a playstationzzz


I should get it again


Nvr played apex, my computer is shiat


Jokes on you SE.


Launching utorrent brb


My worst enemy is myself on Apex


Im like level 460 in apex... I need better time management


Ooof


utorrent for a free game...?


uwot


Something else I assume


Nah tf u on abt


Codwz


What are you on about


Apex is better than warzone tbh


Don't @


Yeeeppp


No it definitely isn't


Warzone is the bomb


Everyone LyamFurious


Nah persona 5 royal


Warzone


Is good


PERSONA 5


Or FF7 REMAKE


Fortnite


Actually I shouldn't even talk about games coz I don't even actively play any of these XD


FU Ff7 remake is awsome


As anyone seen the persona 5 live action?


Has


Ew fk fortnite


Tifa Chan is hot!


Fortnite is cool too


Its so beautiful


The cat is bigger than everyone in it


All the doujinshi LyamFurious amirite?


Just play single player


Multiplayer is too toxic


Yes


I don't know man


MW is really fun


Lincolnwhat's that XD


And so is Fortnite


Onion imma get the live action


Omfg


Maybe Im just bad at multiplayers. Its frustrating dying over and over again


Console aiming is fcked


Omfg LyamFurious


Explain, more context


Wattzon Well that's why we don't play


Hentai mags


I mean you don't play but


I've learned to not get so angry


Er, does anyone have a good kd?


Hentai comic books?


Ew what?


Nope only know the genre XD


Yeah I prefer real stuff XD


Does anyone here have a good kdr?


Same tbh


Have you played my friend pedro


Nope


Don't even have ps4 XD


I just watch game play now XD


Apex hit me hard bro


Saaad af boi


36 GB update


Noice


OOOf


Go ahead


That space


Anyway gonna make food bb later


My internet is mcdonalds quality .


Wow a work pops up for a killer


Stop using dial up, get rogers Seiter


How convenient


Time to go take a shower while this installs


what if the rat holds you at gunpoint


Time to sleep in my tub Teacher Roxie


My net is so shite


Sab hmmm


Excuse me


Im about to go swimsuit shopping which means what little confidence I have is about to be destroyed.


Hey Donky


Hello bois


Hows it going


Hello boi


Hola


It is going okay


Hbu fellas


Not that good, but ok


Aw why's that


iss all good downtown


Are there any well paid online jobs apart from only fans


Ello


livejasmin


Twitch


P0rnhub pays really well too


How am I meant to get money from twitch


They're coming to Twitch now


vtuber


Just sit and do nothing


it's not bad


I play animal crossing but dont have a video card thing


So I just sit and talk and get paid?


Yup


Sounds too good to be true


Pokimane does that all the time


dress extremely little


And she earns big bucks


you will lose dignity


bbut alotta monies


Sab that's entirely up to u tho


dignity is overrated


U could still dress frm head to toe and u would get monie


yeah sell your soul now!


Beckett not as much


Never underestimate simps


I can never get them tbh


if you are good at drawing you could do furry porn


it sells well


I cant draw that well


Hi lunarbelle


Hey


lunarbelle digital marketing, get a certificate and you'll find a job soon too


How r u?


any skills worth noting?


sock collecting


start an indian callcenter


sock collecting sounds fun


it is


Indian Tech Tips


Do you collect?


ASMR might do good if you have the right audio equipment


Anyone wanna buy my socks


i will


25 pesos


10 chinese yen


Imagine wearing socks


22 won


32 hyrule rupees


Yeah I dont really wear socks atm


Payton how else are you supposed to wank it?


that is an interesting tecnique


toilet paper


dont work if youre american tho


barbarian Calle


What not if she's American


SHE


Oopsie


I cant even sell foot pics my feet are awful


nutty joe


joe how nutty


Nutty joe


Oh Boy what did I walk into


Hi Olivia


schlatty


Im terrible wbu


knutty


Can I get 1 Schlatt Coin please


What's up nutty Joe?


64 diamon


nope


inflation way too high


nutty foe


Mod nutty joe


Feet pics


Nutty, you're mean


Why


Is that general kenobi


Who's that


general anakain skywalker palpatine


I'm Toad.


he's god


anyone want to vc?


no


nutty no


Hello there


Kek


OOO


KEKker pog i love twitch im a mod on twitch did you know i also own a fedora


Can I borrow your fedora


nutty joe


no its mine


What are you passionate about


Please..:


ok fine


5 days


Thankies


Frierson


kek originated on twitch


WHEEEZE


Love u


Do you have any hobbies


hentai


i use 4chan


imma do it immediately


Pls snipe


smh


ion wanna get banned


Imagine an anime themed driving app like Lyft or Uber called uwuber


id buy that


Yuck


!pick 7692


50 stock


nutty joe YES


I don't like that nutty joe


invest


now


nutty joe


obey


and we doing with pron!


Oh no


the graphy


Anything but pron


pleas


yes


Ello


pron for all


I need friends


Hi hayday how are you


Friends?


no you don't


hide the pron


go buy some


i will not be your friends


They don't exist


Essy pleas be my friend


nutty no


i will be your friend fakerake


outta here with your friendship and human warmth


con i


Leann love u


here there is only animu


There are no friends


Take off your clothes


decus ily


now


Bruh get over here


I'll wear your fedora


test yeet


WHY


nutty joe


I can't get on any vc


why


Get ur roles


your mic doesn't want you


afk.


ok it's working


Yeet


Hello peeps


Hello there


How's it going


I always think of star wars when I see that...


hello peeper


I'm bored of it now tbh


It became meta


WHY can I not join any vc


General kenobi dats why


warhammer 40k has GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT


hayday31oc technical problems perhaps


boop


Did u get ur roles yethayday31oc


and gLORIOUS HERETIC PURGING


what role


Omggg!


Yui hug Senator Thorne


Ok I see u got ur roles


MISSSED YOU


yui hug Witch


Then it must be some problem in discord hayday31oc


Restart discord


i missed you too


hi i'm looking for someone who is around the age of 14


Uh


why


because i need friends


But why 14


because i am 14 lmfao


I lvl 0


yeah right


i am


Thats a great conversation starter


bruh


I'm 28 in July.


i need friend


o o f


I can be your friend


why don't you take a seat


i'm an artist and a gamer


a mom


is there any purpose in living past the age of 30?


Get your roles notmydad.


can i vc pls


A MOM!?!?!


i love kids


yes


not for weebs there isn't


I got a ten month old baby girl


wait that sounds pedolike


AWE


doesn't it become even more meaningless past that age


omgg!


life


so a lot of new people


and faces


Yeah thorn


How do you join a voice chat


should i call you thorn or satyr


either one


lunarbelle Down on the left, there are voice channels


Okay thanks


Thorn is me name  Satyr is my classification


Hello there


Theres no one in vc really


no one talks lmfao


I stream when I draw or when I gam


Satyr is your race


yes


being a BunBun is the game


i lost the game


are there any reasons one shouldn't end their own existence past that age?


everything becomes stagnant, repetitive, meaningless and shite; Is there any reason to remain alive?


To wait


maybe in your case


Life is how you make it


Must wait


And yes, make it


Make a new hobby


find something new


explore the world


there's always knowledge to discover


if i wanted existential crisis i would play the No mans sky story


drz bro


And actually, the purpose of life is to pass on life experiences


hobbies become boring after a whild


Like I said, always new things to discover.


It must be miserable ignoring all the wonderful things and only thinking about the bad every day


It's your fault if you want to stay stagnant.


Love yourself the way you would love others.


what is love


baby dont hurt me


no more


nooo


shippy you missed the second dont hurt me


i love jim carrey


cuz you go to France to see new stuff, and yeah the giant metal dildo violating the sky is cool to look at for a few seconds, but then that's it, sooner or later you will run out of things to look at


nah


giant metal dildo what


where


Eiffel tower


france is more than just paris lmao


Nah dude once you see the Eiffel tower you've seen everything and it's boring


I am going to smack you


Look how edgy I am


r/iamverybadass


spend 6 months in every country there is and thats more than the average life expectancy


r/whatisthepurposeoflife


Life is so negative wah


plus what are wageslaves supposed to explore, the dumpster behind their flat?


I do not allow myself to find happiness in everyday life so you are all lying about being happy wah


!pick 9443


Therapists dont work usually


The better way to fix your mind is to go out there


And be safe


yeah they do


That's a dangerous blanket statement to make


Yours clearly didn't


there is research to support that


i got food


Sorry, wrong chat


Therapists help a lot of people


russianbikeshed probably


lmfao russian


the way i see it is that yeah theres no inherent purpose to life, why should there be? we're here and thats that. its up to you to figure out what you want to do with your life seeing as you still have one to do stuff with


I don't believe in God.


So idc


about his big black dong


neither do i


why is everything so sad in here


but just artificially


Idk, a bunch of underaged angst really


Artificially saving lives ROFL


understandable


and midlife crises


what is love


Witch baby don't hurt me


they make people fall under the illusion that everyrhing is fune


fins


fuck


fine


Dorison dont hurt me


Sab you're under the illusion everything is awful


Witch No more


it aint really an illusion


It really is


in my experience therapists can help you become more open minded


it reappy aint


That's true


I'm sure your life is not fine


There's a difference between what's in your depressed little head and the actual world


But some therapists are very opinionated and a lot are religious, which hinders their work


yeah the world is even worse


the world is neither entirely horrible nor entirely great


luckily mine isn't openly religious if at all


You all need dogs


puppies


puppy


my dog died a few months ago


Don't project your refusal to accept reality on me


dogs die fast


oof


it looks so cutie


I do accept reality


heheheh


even faster than humans


Sab, take a break from the internet and focus on yourself.


Tyler, please stop egging him on


Oof this is edgy


hi taki


Heya Witch


How's your day?


Pretty goood


Glad to hear that


It's beaautiful out


been rainy and gross for like


4 days


Hello


rain is nice and calming


Dam, I like rainy


Maybe take the edgy disc to serious chat


that is one good thing in life


yes i second that motion


There you go


Rain n chill


Rain is nice


but not when its every day


I want sun


and warm wind


the sun is scorching hot


Beautiful green trees


Make it 5 out of 7 days of rain


i just came back i dont need a gray storm cloud on my rearrival


That would be optimal for me


rainy day is melancholic


uhh


woof


plus the sun reminds me the fact the universe will end someday


It was raining for 2 months straight before lockdown and I swear the day quarantine started it has been sunny ever since


Not for billions and trillions of years


You've been watching too much anime my man


That shouldn't concern you


anime is not bad mmkay!


WEEAABHOOO


Of course not


I love anime


neat


whats your fav?


Uhh probably Evangelion?


trees make leaves every year, they kill them again every year


Sab, please stop.


Ohhh!


I love devilman


the ending was


just


wtf


I loveed the ending


Taki u a weeb bruh?


It was nothing I could have predicted


wait


Kinda wish it was longer


At least it was nothing you could have predicted in a good way


that made no sense


Instead of the garbage ending Eva had


Yeah maybe a few chapters longer would have been nice


But I also like that it didn't drag


Told the story it had to tell and nothing else


autumn


Senator Thorne when its too cold and doesn't rain much the tree killls their leaves to survive the winter


Its like shedding


no leaves are nothing but devices for trees


like solar panels


devices LMFAO


well kinda


They gather sunlight


that's a cool way of saying it


hhi


hi


From now on I'm considering haircuts as killing my hair


trees with solar panel leaves


hi hayday


Your hair isn't alive to begin in so


ok


Hellooo new here


when the trees get enough energy to survive the winter the conserve the energy used to keep the leaves running


Haven't been able to cut my hair because of quarantine


hi Sapphire


So I'm like Peter Parker on Spiderman 3 rn


you're speciesist!


TeeHee hi hi


AAAy


My hair is alive Wym


solar panel hair


never have to eat ever again


I will not stand for this


fight me tyler


Place your bets


Dude but food can be very good


I need a vc


Fisticuffs only


yes food is good


Witch, my hair has nerves


It's alive. I promise u


how do I get on vc


which means i would have to eat food for pleasure


With your hand


just 1 hand


i need to vc


The one hand


yummy yummy yum yum


hayday31oc just select a voice channel and select connect voice


Guys how do I skip a chat?


hayday31oc Find someone to chat with or hang in Casual channel


Monke Mon whatchu mean


skip?


Like


Yeah


skip what


I want to find another chat


Oh


Go to the left


i can't join that Witch


in channels


what


But


And find a channel to go to


i lock


I am talking with the bot


Maybe the bot wants to talk to you


!endchat


Don't be insensitive


ty g


wasn't understanding what they meant


Sure


hiya


NO VC IS OPEN FOR ME I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT AND I DON'T WANT TO


how u been?


yui hug gtingz


i missed you g!


Me too bro


hayday31oc are you using the internet browser or the application?


Missed ya too bud


NO


n


no sorry


Which one?


It shouldn't matter really, just click on the vc


booperooni


idky I can't tag slowchat


oh derp


its side


slowchat


you dont know what booperooni is


boop me


Goes on pizza


i trying to but i don't letme


yui boop Witch


You mean Booperinos


Booperoni pizza


I hate it


Okay satyr


i say what i say


u get what u get and u don't throw a fit


I'm so sorry Senator Thorne:'


I'm sorry, I wish I knew what was wrong


i should change my name back


no


This is your fault witch


yes


Look what you've done


But we're


bitch gang


tada


o


ok


Bunbitch


A moment to be remembered


My role isn't showing


same


i transformed


!pick 8519


!balance


this is what my pic look like in all


how?!


! balance


When the server got blasted


i got rid of them!


all


Everyone got like 5k


in the reboot


i will ask mete to take them away


give them to me


this is what my full pic look like


neat


we could just do the profile pic command


and see it


thx


uh


pls pfp


pls brazzers


it doesn't animate


ok'


pls help


wtf


pls


Lotta commands going off


Pls Brazzers


Hot


pokemooon


stunkish


I've never actually played that generation of Pokemon


my favorite pokemon is absol


pls help lmage


I had to


My favorite Pokemon is sudowoodo


Or shuckle


how you do that


just do


You play the games and grow fond of one Pokemon in particular


pls brazzers


without quotes


in ultra sun and my two sweepers are absol or zoroark


never both


why


no


that


do that


because i fool people with zoroark


but if i want to be straight forward i can mega evolve absol and give it magic bounce


ok


Hayday! Go to your room!


wait look at this


i am


Go further in!


Into the corner! Now!


good lad


afk.


pls brazzers


looking for a good walkthrough to pass the time rn


how i look


like this'


hw


o.o


hpw


im back truckers


omg


oh no


oh yes


Have you thought about staying gone instead


tyler stfu


ROFL


yeah


zip it


zip it good


might do it later


Nice


stop being negative you multifaceted sinkholes


I don't like the tension here


I'll show you a sinkhole


Tyler your anus?


Absolutely


i put it back


dam thats deep


Yeah it is


oh bunbun you got such wit


i want ice cream


Then get some


No


No ice cream


why


with sprinkles


Take off ur clothes


Stop being a niceguy


sprinkle him boiz


They aren't awful but


Ice cream is better without


That I agree


decus pls brazzers


stop being an edgyguy


No:'


ok


no


pls brazzers decus


i want a pink plushy


ooo pretty


Witch you're so rude


no u


Who's being edgy?


No edgy, only cornery


i like you toad


when i get the rest of my incomtax money i am going to get me a big ol pink plushie


lets be friends


yeah no edginess allowed up in here!


witch isnt being rude


pls brazzers Wera


sexy


Witch isn't being rude


witch is being the best


I don't wanna be your friendWitch


omg


im very cornery


Don't do it again


Yes. Don't.


pls brazzers Senator Thorne


God damnit


Apologise!


pls cancer Tyler


aww lookin tough


Awww yeah


pls hitler Tyler


What is tyler


AWWW YEAH


I'm Tyler


stunfisk is cringe pokemon


Tyler what are you


And I'm Toad


A figment of your imagination


We all are


Ugh


Wake up


mirror mirror on the wall


Get out


you're made of pixels


whos the cutest of them all


You've been asleep for 13 years


Hello


Please wake up


we're a part of a simulation


i am made of penisez


take one


Tyler get outta my HEEAADDD


stop spoiling no mans sky


do a other one


BYE


they don't bite


Witch


the crunch quite nice


wheeze


cyclops mf


Oopsie


pls hitler decus


I'm disappointed in you alec


i am, too


hayday31oc I TOLD YOU YO DTAY IN YOUR ROOM


I AM


everyone is Maze


I love u alec


ilyt


Thanks boo


sike


i love croissant sammiches


Nah Alec's my boo. Go away sab


Ya'll crazy mofos


im out


Byers go away


bye


awww


pls hitler Dank Memer


stay with us


Make me thot decus


Love u


we love you


pls thotrate Trutko


Heh


youre so not thot


Roede I love u


HE DID IT TO HIM SELF


everyon be simpin up in here after Bad Janet


Time to go back to sleep zzz


pls hitler Pavan


pls brazzers Dank Memer


oo la la


Idc about bad janet


dam those curves


DAMM BOI


thiccc


KINDA QUIRKY THO


pls thotrate Tyler


22 thot


Tyler get it together man


Is that good or bad


i only simp for certain people


pls cancer Dank Memer


Someone tell me if that's good or bad


Am I a slut be honest


Tyler we love you anyway:


mayhaps


!pick 6353


Yum! Roooachesss


i eat cockroaches for breakfast, babey


pls cancer decus


I know u do


why


Baba booey


Eat keemstars u do


yum yum


Ich esse Kafer jeden Tag


Roaches specifically


They're the tastiest ones available


roast em with some chestnut and oleander. MWAH perfection


Okay witch


Greetings, chat


I read that as an I


hi churchill


Munroe yes!


Quack


a person who loves I takes comfort in the rain


lmfao me too


whom tf


ur mom


pwnd


guess we're shitposting today


seems so


All I do is shitpost really


ya like my muscles bois


buff asf


Can I get the uhh


nope


thankies Alec:


GUY


He's back


pooor cat


it me


To pls Brazzers more people


Nah that's getting old man


Got stung, learned a valuable lesson


my account got verify


Good for him


i need you all to friend me


no thnx


nuh


Negative ghost Rider


i no know you


look


we're all friends here


Hayday you give me the willies


I'm


lyam hi


Heyo


Friends? What is Friends?


KILLIAN


Howdy witchy and everyone else


look it me


Friends is a TV show


Yeah decus


LyamFurious who are you


i the hayday31oc


Okay hayday


hey lyam


A person traveling through internet verse


Howdy pssy


No idea


I'm not a fan


do you like laugh tracks?


Ok watch Friends once, it's good


Friends is a terrible show.


my account need to verify my email a phone and i have no phone


ur a terrible show


Why do ppl keep watching it over and over


Tyler shut it tyler


And then he turned himself into a pickle


Well highly debatable XD


pickle rikkk


House MD is a dope show and will suit u all


Friends is the worst


bro... Just watch it again bro it's so funny bro he turned himself into a pickle


House was acc really good


Why aren't u laughing bro


LAUGH


cri


Yeah...


chill


Tyler Bubba if I was a show, it has to be aired on P0rnhub


dam


Noice


what's that


never heard of it


boi


decus it me hayday31oc


Welp we all have that episode in our lives that has to be aired in ponrhub


Is that the real hayday31octo?


hayday31octo get away from meee


but do we really


hi pssy


why


xxpssyslayerxxnot u tbh XD


Because you're supposed to be in your roomhayday31octo


i am


No! You're not


if you friend me


Nah man


You said I'm not it dad


hi witch


i will not be in my room


and ik lyam


then


decus


xxpssyslayerxxnp mate we both in same boat XD


Okay hayday, well suffer the consequences hayday31octo


Howdy


hey bun


oh a flower!


hi there


have we met before?


It's pretty:


o.o


you not friend yet


Go away!


why


lmao


man I wish I was rich, I'd buy so many spiders


same


ok i am my room


HENLO WITCH!


HI PSSY


friend me


Bagels got the job bois


grats


what job


Congrates


Bagels are the perfect snakc


lets gooo Bagels


Whatever that is XD


Oof my ex's ID was Bagel


But honeslty wish u luck mate


I fraeked out for a second


Bagels u the perfect snack


money moves innit


Hello


im so full


hey venk


welcome!


feels great


Thanks


Money moves and life moves


gtg ciao


No! Alec!


If I was bill Gates rich I would dump all of my money into creating a real life Westworld


dunkin donuts forgot my napkins


so now i have to stir my coffee the hard way


grats bagels


If I had Bill gates money, I will build another planet and transport there


Please post the dancing gecko


!bitchgang


!buy bitchgang


I can buy so many roles but I dont know them


Oh roles are back?


hi g!


I thought roles were done


Bagels why do you ignore me:'


I ignore everyone


I love the gecko


Okay


Hi pssy


Hi g


Bagels well improve.


Howdy g as well


hi bagels grats on job


How bout you level up and get some color before telling me what to do


hi vigilante


I'm sorry


its oki g we will get the gang back up soon


Im playin


Speaking about leveling up I am v. Near


Leukemia del rey


Bagels love u


I guess roles are done, didn't get my bitchgang role


Hmm welp


fantastic


So that means Roaches don't matter huh


Ig Im ok with jus having daddy role


Yeah roles are done unfortunately


i made sure i got two of the many roles i had


Im happy with the roles I have


though all if not most roles are retarded, niche, and don't make sense unless you're a part of a cliche


So the server currency is useless huh


Mete says he's changing it soon


How is everyone?


As long as I still have stoner and bagels fan club and role whore Im happy


im oki


how are you?


I dead


hi venkku


Fine mate Venkku


decushowdy


Hi dear:


I am not bagels but yeah


Hi!


How are you?


Yeah rolling


Loving the pfp


Oh I never checked roles


Very exciting


Battered bore and finally pink gang


Nope roadrolling XD


i miss pinks and seafoam greens


sorry for my delinquent mind


are you guys talking


long time bagels


about the devils lettuce


i am smoking


Whats up bun


Its the first thing I think of too bagels


the devils lettuce


Rolling would be molly


yes


Devils fruit


i am


are we still friends?


I need sustainance


U SMONKIN RN


you guys call rolling molly?


I guess


I AM


ouch


Thats called rolling


oh what


I don't smoke


g, i'd share if i could


we call it being off a bean


Or drink


grats lyam!


Where when and how hard G


im rolling off a bean


you're pink like me!


yeah


fym


Kidney beans are fire


oop


decusso watchu doing?


LyamFurious crying


call me a fkn balloon, cause all i do is pop


I prefer crystal


Main stream media is shiat


Untrusthy


Guys after my haircut I feel a draft on my head


i like no stream media


And its cold


decusoh what up?


where i can see the bunnies and kitties


bagels that reminds me


Yes


LyamFurious sad boi hours:'


migraine


decusare we? I don't think we are there yet


Lmao


bro abdu please come back i miss you sm


I did my haircut myself actually


my hair hasn't been faded in so long


Oh gg


amd im fyumin


Uhhh LyamFurious different time zones maybe


Hello


I had a haircut fail a week ago


helli


Sup bean!


I'm sad,


I didnt do a fade because I didnt care, its hard hat season so i needed a cut


decusokay, well let's cry together then


time to watch dragon age origins playthrough


yaaass


Hi Bagels


LyamFurious pm me then


love dragon age


decusokay


Good lad


I'm hopefully getting a haircut Friday


Yah have you played origins modded?


love you:3


Shaved both sides and back


Oh atleast u did that well


i have caffeine!


And u looking hot


i feel good!


Hey I have that shirt but in white


I do have pierced ears


I messed up my shave bad


3 in each. 1 2g and 2 18s


So bad


Bagels thatsu


bagles do you have tattoos?


Can yall believe that was my first self haircut and it took me 30 minutes and several screen taps so I could see the back of my head


I do have tattoos


there's literally one right there


Lmao nav


Tats are gross on a woman imo


I mean tdepends


Nav ROFL


I would love a spider tattoo


Yeah makes them badaas


God damn I saw this one lady on the trail the other day


like if shes got a bod n tats no thxs


Maybe on my back idk


or arms


not sure


That


But then I see Ronda and she doesn't have a tat and she is badass af


I have a spider tattoo witch


Everywhere tho noh


what where


His thigh


Yoooyoooyooo


Everyone here is old


i want a tattoo


Lmao ya do


So


Its on my arm witch


The oldest is Witch


Oh cool cool


what


no


wait you're bonkers


I'm not the oldest


FIFTY


THRIFTY


GG


Tattoos are for sinners


How old is everyone


fifty year olds in that chat


Spider dagger and serotonin


Noice


dude THAT'S SO SICK


I am 24


That is a unique design for spider tat


how much was that?


twenny wan


ew why


Its one of my favorites I have


seriously love that


its awesome


I am 18


WHAT


SO CHEAP


I'm 17


27 gg


Am I the oldest...


Oh ok


Yeah it was 150 and its my pretty much whole forearm


Me?


28 in july


BRO I GENUINELY PAYED 200 FOR TWO SMALL TATTOOS


Southern equestrian is older than me


Cuz overcharge tho


I also went to the artist before so he cut me a deal because he knows I loved his style


That spider tat is a unique design bro


I am 14


And it was a tattoo hes wanted to do


Bruh


its so dope


Quick tip


Dam this space bar


Ahh i feel going again


Monke Mon your name is fitting


Young


Geez


If you threaten the tattoo artist with a gun you are likely to get money off


Monke Monare u Jamie XD


Lifehack


No, i'm not jamie.


Yeah it was a design in his book and he cut me a deal because the person who wanted it never came in for it so I asked for it and he said 150 any size I want


Yeah u are


Monke Mon not good enough


Bring ur glock yall


Feetus Role yourself


what


that's a steal


Dumbfuc


he ripped u off XD


listen


Cause he wanted to tattoo it so bad it was in his book for like a year


that's retardded


i'd pay more than that to have those removed


ION GIB A FUCC


ffs


i like em


I can make that witt a pen xxpssyslayerxx


This is the worst deal in the history of deals XDDD


Bee for basic


And then yall wanna see my S500 tattoo?


Yeah


yes


yessir


Its toronto tho gg


Is it S500 in Roman numerals


Bend ovr


Be honest


I have a tat


Why that thoo


me?


Made out of stitches XD


the bee or the five?


Yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


fank you perry the plat


Yvw


How much did the five cost


Tell me


Perry is a fugly platypus ngl


wait i also have a finger tat aswell


S500 and 16 hours


My tat has around 3240 stitches XD


Don't change the subject


NICE


LIT


YOU CANNOT RUN FROM MY QUESTION PSSY


My 20S tattoo that I need to remove lmaooo


What's that, is it a revolver and a pen? Bagels


pErRY iS A fUgLY PlATypUs”


you're a sadist omg


Tattoo gun


it kinda looks like a tattoo gun


It looks like


A revolver and traditional coil tattoo machine


So bad


Tattoo gun yeee


ROFL


I was like 14 when I got it


vigilante innit


Edgy


as soon as quarantine over


Nice uh lesis


ddude thats awwesome


The design is called Tat Gat because the artist thinks of that when she hears people say tattoo gun”


Oh gg


hurry up xxpssyslayerxx


Like a tattoo of a gun that just goes GAT GAT GAT GAT


make it worthwhile


grrrpow


Tell me how much the 5 cost xxpssyslayerxx


Aye


ya'll see sumn


One of my favorites by far besides my devil tattoo


Oh cool cool it's gr8 to see artists having insight of their work and they presenting a depth, better than just another design.


Im trying to find a pic of my other one without my face in it


Nice


What ROFL


Cute


Hes tattooed on my chest


Retake it?


Sure


Like in the middle of chest?


hehe


uh lesis


if ya'll saw the first tat i wanna get


you'd crucify me


I'll crucify you anyways if you want


Was about to say that XD


please do


Crucifixion party aw yeah


Oh god


what happent


jihad against the impure


nsfw


Let's make a spoon out a him xxpssyslayerxx


That's one cute baby devil


u hab nippls? u gae!1


I have a rose tattoo on my right shoulder


I have a nose tattoo on my left shoulder


But he's on your chest


Oh cool cool


say help


I am the devil and the gawd killer though XD XD


Jk


Im tryna give myself a good reason to smoke some shake


OOO I like it


duuude that so nice!


Very zen


uh lesisis it an elephant?


looks like an elephant havin a nosebleed


I can be ur angle or ur devil


angle or debil


Actually thought that


i can be ur protractor


all of your tattoos are so like nice n thoughtful


i legit wanna get the runecrafting symbol from osrs tatted


Alright 5 boy


Well I don't offer much, I can be a friend


oh absolutely


was my first 99 too


I just got the rose cuz my ex bought me a tattoo for my 18th birthday.


Dude get that urn and ashes tat XD


Oh so you have carpal tunnel


on both hands


SAME BROTHER


guess second 99


AGILITY


FKN FARMIN INNIT


ew no


eugh


Nah agility is for


If anyone can tell me the quote origin or the font design then youll be my new best friend or would understand it better


I want to get a mom tattoo with the lil arrow and heart


Artistic people


And this little combination is because no matter what everything will be okay at the end of the day, life really does get better, and id rather burn out than to fade away


pls cancer hayday31octo


OOO


No idea


Cool Art Bagel


Is that an MCR lyric


the anchor reminds me of big daddy


Life is like a circle, round we go


My chemical romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge


Font


I knew it


Oh alright


Quote is Im not okay”


Song


Wew


Miss those days


It looked like a candle image


Im uncultured apparently


Y'all don't know MCR smg


Smh


you trippin


I havent heard MCR in a while


Well nvr listened to my chemical romance


YOUNGINS


ncvm


THE LOT OF YA


Theyre still my roots for music but its been so long since Ive listened


Is MCR the one with that black parade song


Yes


MCR is sad boi hour music:'


helana makes me headbang so hard i love it


Welp I have listened to only metallica, acdc from ur era I assume


MY ERA


Along with queen and other lesser known people


WAS NOT THE 80S


My era..?


Bruh


My era was emo rock


Oh nvr


Emo rock!


I've never felt this old in my life


I went 2 back then


pls oof hayday31octo


And Im heavy into EDM now


Tyler ur still a young in


The natural progression of a scene boi


Emo rock, well u guys consider nirvana rock XD?


No..?


Nirvana is garbage don't @ me


I meant emo rock


Nirvana is Seattle Sound better known as Grunge


I had a coworker who was born in the 2000s


Oh okay


friend me pls friend me you pro at roblox


A lot of my coworkers are born in the 2000s


Well 2000 is not old tbh


It hurts me


im jus 21 innit


like 20


twennywan


U guys working XD I AM Jobless XD


year ago


XD I have no way to finance my day to day life XD


Even though im late 90s


My wife left me XD


95 baby


friend


SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE


SAME TYLER SAME


Wooo wooop


What month


September


pls help


Welp I need to get into a uni first XD


Im November


helllo


Youngin


I remember when I was your age


Im a Valentines Day sex bb


say sikle


sike


me too


I'm a new years baby


when in novemeber


pls aww


oop


Yuck dog


isn't enough x's for the both of us


Too many Xs


pls slap hayday31octo


XXx


waddup guys


Someone stop him


why


PETAR GRIFFIN IS KILL


poor peter


gtingz my rave server was tryna figure out my real name for like 5 days


wait hol tf up


peter griffin best girl


im on the 29th


K, Bagels


Sagggy bbys


pls dab Witch


you got costar


I dooo


omg


Just reminding u all that main is finally getting more messages than side chat XD


Lmaooo geez


compatibility check or what


I bring the party


pls dab uh lesis


Your dog pfp looks like my math teacher when I caught Brian smoking crack in class uh lesis


Mods pls


Lesssgo pssyslayer


press x to doubt


a dog dab


Okay hayday


never see this every day


that dog is eating an arm


Pls dab LyamFurious


U can doubt me all you want but I have rebirthed main chat SINGLEHANDEDLY Lal


Pls dab Isupahfly


pls ipad Dank Memer


All of these people are me on separate accounts


lok


thisis the best


well that makes sense


you are pretty good at talking to yourself


I mean u can come to slide chat Bagels


I could


My costar is Alex1126 lmao


I dont venture over there very often


pls jail Bagels


main chat being more active than side chat is cursed


It's a good place uk


Pls disabled hayday31octo


Thats not it


pls jail hayday31octo


Pls disability hayday31octo


sad


Anyways slide has been always popping more than main until some people left


Yeah


It seems the original slow relocated to another server


We lost a few good slow bois


pls roblox hayday31octo


Slow bois and girls


pls roblox LyamFurious


MODS PLS


how this is the best


this chat makes me wanna cry


do it


Ahh yeah?


I did


live stream it


Is that what u wanted


yes


Nope not me


Could give u a hug decus


Nasia I'll bottle my tears and send them to u


LyamFurious yes please:


yes please


Yui hug decus


pls youtube hayday31octo


yay


pls jail Monke Mon


omg no


yui help


Welp u are Jamie XD


i'm not jamie


LyamFurious thankies


who is Jamie


Oh np


yui what can youdo


Hayday.. please:'


pls vr Dank Memer


Yui can do many things


pls vr hayday31octo


Join the music channel bois!


pls sword hayday31octo


pls fight


pls fight Dank Memer


pls fight hayday31octo


pls fight decus


punch


Nice


Well ruined the earlier convoy


defend


yay


I win


thx good game


I return


pls hack hayday31octo


no it not


pls stop


OOOKK


GET WREECKKEDDD


bots against me


Good game Sab


Hayday you're making me cry again


Why not


i not


Stop


We don't make no1 cry


LyamFurious I need another hug man


did it work?


Yui hug decus


Thanks man:'


did I at everyone?


There hugs is something u can give for free!


yay!


pls punch decus


pls floor failed verification


aww


i not making me sad'


i testing it out


test them out in the bot commands channel


not in the main chat channel


i stop


pls floor Tyler


o


i'll kill myself rn


i swear i'll do it


pls help Dank Memer


bye


pls help


ugh


go to the god damn bot commands channel and stop typing in the main chat


sab you're making me sad and horny rn


how neat is that?


Tyler I am sad too


Because ofSab


Are you hurt?


Good.


pls color


Sab you deserve no happiness.


100, 100, 100


Gonna get some food folks will be back


LyamFurious have fun


pls color 100, 100, 100


mmm... I'm slow cooking some pork ribs and the house smells amazing:Q


pls help memey


pls 4chan


ok stop


This chat is terrible


neta


neat


We had a shitposting channel but it doesn't exist anymore


pls pun


yeah thats bad


pls rank hayday31octo


!topic


Alabama born n raised


sweeet hooome


eww


ALABAMAAA


Alabama is where it's AT


wait


Hol up wait a minute


Sumn aint right


pls tictactoe hayday31octo


HA!


how


its a draw


end


i can't see


pls end


yo


waddup


the ceiling


victory


how can you be so bad


stop


no more


les bulli him


ur bad


ur so bad


YOU BULY


bad


and bald


!pick 3518


pls cancer Sab


nice


okay skill less person


pls hitler hayday31octo


OK STOP


you are so bad


soo bad


like sooo bad


I BLOCKING YOU TWO


SAY SORRY AND I WWILL NO


SAY SORRY


ORI BLOCK YOU


NOW


FOR REAL


Just block them already


BAN THEM


not a mod


burn them on a cross


TELL THEM TOSTOP


Hay, just block them and cool off somewhere, mmkay?


i have never seen someone with such severe luck of tic tac toe skill before


hayday? more like haybad!


lmfao


anyone up for some vc?


STOP


i can't


NO SWEARING


BAN


NNOW


MOOODS


Sab AND Lonee STOP


HE IS MEAN


bruh


I NOT


Children, stop


wheres toby. I miss him.


Toby poofed


bruh you are so toxic


kick them


i mad


your pic Tonl is so cool


step up ur game


animal crossing is best


you Sab and Redmund is pic are bad


if you say sorry i will like it


Don't spam bot commands in main.


you gotta step up your grammar game too


thanks hayday


you're cook


It's too late, angela, they've been at it for over a half hhour


cook. cool


they all need a break


bruh i just arrived


Witch I was barely made aware of this, sorry.


its ok


no bullying allowed here mmkay


fun police is here


natural selection you mean fellow man! Gobert


did y'all get bullied in school?


please fun police don't imprison me


oh no IS THE FUN POPO


you don't deserve to be free


quick run


Sorry you're 27? Quit acting like you're 15


yo the fun police's here


I will imprison people who don't stop spamming bot commands or have conversations like they are a 4 year old who learned how to type.


stop


who is 27


Go to botcommands if you wanna spam


Witch


her


I'm not 27


technically yea


I'm not getting positive vibes:


but I'm talking about you sab


she is having a midlifeand crisis


quit projecting on me


talking to herslef and stuff


bros I'm trying to make new friends


crazu stuff i tell ya!


I'll be a friend to anyone


but sab


ya killn my friendly vibes


midlife crisis? does she live in africa?


im a white woman in africa


apparently


There is a lack of friendly vibes:'


quarentine is getting to me


hey dont be sad I've got friendly vibes


Witch is pretty cray cray


dont @ me


if you're not my friend


a white woman in africa has probably experienced every std ever


pls say sorry


probably


Cort be my fren bro:


Oh oopsie


lmfao


bro fakerake I'll be ur friend bro


NOT YOU BOT


U top old sorry


hayday31octo sorry my fren, youre still bad tho


Love u tho


I mean im not oldold


thx you


I could be older I still have room


But 10 years older than me


weirdly wholesome


yekno


oh ig


and Kaule


I'll at you Witch cuz we r freeends


Back cuties!


say sorry


sad times


LyamFurious YAY


No, we're not.


Ruuude


no goch no


Hello people here


LyamFurious welcome back:


hi Acheron


I'd suggest going to side chat


decusty ty


Heyo acheron


hello person there


cuz it's a shitpost hell here


shtipost heaven


why do you soggest side chat?


uncultured person


because she is bald


unless you like shitposting


bald?


it's literally the most boring tactic ever


yeah bald


hayday31octo i am sorry but you are bad


She cant evet shitoost lmao


I'd rather listen to prolapsed penises


Shitposting is not for main


You can't even spell.


Noice


Witch yuck:


hair transplant gang


where then? SendMeAnimeGirls


We had a channel


shitposting


I can spell, just fine..excuse you girlie?


yeah


yo hay


i am now sorry


awww


see i am very positive


like a guru


like buddha but not fat


Y'all just need to chill with the bot commands shitposting. Bot command spam go to botcommands shitposting spam goes to shitposting. No one minds if you do it a little bit, but don't make it a mess.


Ping me if you need anything else or it keeps happening.


where's my man Sab at?


shitposting is where it's at my dude!


k bro


oo


i never talk in this server


!pick


gimme


!pick 2989


nooo


i need them


Gaming


Anyone from Amsterdam here?


nutty joe


Wow is that the real nutty joe?


I need all your help super quickly, My band director needs to send me like 50 videos of performances but they are too big for email, does anyone know of a super easy way for him to send them to me. He is kinda a boomer and really struggles with technology so if any of you know simple ways it would be super helpful


do you have wetransfer?


or mediasilo or mediashuttle?


Not sure if they're all free


I need something super easy for someone who doesnt understand technology, he barely even understands facebook and has to get his wife to help him


You literally open the link and click download


that's it


No he is the one sending them to me, I am not sending them to him


would be more complicated to send a harddrive


Or just..create..zip files...


ohhh


I don't think he'd cope creating a zip file


It would be super easy for me to send him the files but no he is the one sending me the files, I am in charge of editing the virtual drumline for our band


and he cant figure out how to send me the files because they are too large for email and I am trying to help him find an easy way to send them to me


Talk him through creating zips


Then all you have to do is unzip and download


Over email? That would be a bit hard wouldnt it


Or have him put all the videos on a flash drive and go pick it up


true followers of the Path Of The Peen are at shitposting


Oh that could always work a flash drive, ill mention the idea to him


Sup ARealHumanBean hows things today for u?


Not too bad, yourself?


hello


MintyChip I think u can use google drive to send bigger files thru email? Ive done it before im oretry sure


Pretty EZ ngl, made a garden border earlier


Hi pebble


whats up


Im chillin


me too


Ello there


aye whats up toad


Nothing much, just chilling in vc


Sup pebble


sup


cool i think im going to do a workout in abit


Oof


Can I get an uhh


Geez


no


Donky remove afk tag fkr


Why bro bro please give me a


What kind of workout yugioh master


You arent even afk


Gg


just a hip workout


hip workout


Ah kewl


im supposed to do yoga like once a week and record it but i cant be arsed


I should have known


Esketit get that side booty king


Why supposed to


Hmmm


i did a glutes workout afew days ago


Because i have yoga classes and my video is due next week Taki


Oh and you have to film yourself?


Well that's weird


yeah


afk.


Well if i dont ill fail


its worth like 40


Its bc of online classes


Before that we just did it in class like normal ppl


I have to upload it to youtube too which is hella dumb


To Youtube


Like i can put it on private and send the link to my teacher but


like why


i have a youtube channel


I mean I guess you can make it private but


Why not just send the video


Like a normal person


do you put your hip workouts on youtube?


na i only do computer tech and yugioh related content


Started playing Yugioh last year


I kinda hate it and kinda love it


dude i dont know my teacher is weird


cool ive been playing for 18 years


That's a long time


my bro used to play a lot


im one of the ogs


I used to when I was a kid


But it consisted of slamming cards on the table without knowing what they do


And saying I hit you I win


And that was it


i wish you luck in your yugioh carrier


Wew


what decks do you have taki


if you still have cards


Oh no I mostly played through Yugioh Pro


So just any easy deck that I could find online


So basically DM and Blue Eyes decks


I used to have a roid deck


cool well you know ygopro is now edopro


Dunno where it is now:


Welcome andrej


More of a DnD lad anyway but enjoy the card games from time to time


cool anyone play pokemon


.. i back


no


ah ok


I play the games,


i dont collect the cards


I used to collect the cards when i was 10 years old


I didnt like the cards


wanted toys more than cards tbh


We used to basically gamble the cards in school


I played all the games till Emerald


i was 14 when i started playing yugioh


And then kinda dipped off


Aww


Loved the games though


The newer games are nothing compared to the older ones


but i still enjoy them a lot


I haven't played them but I've been meaning to


For years


Guess whos back mother ducker


Obama?


I wish


which games did u want to play?


Egg


Damn I hoped it was Obama


I been wanting to play Sun/Moon and X/Y


Hey there demons, its me ya boy


Talk to me when Obama's back buddy


I mean tbh most of the times I just got to the elite 4


And kinda got stuck there


Except on Emerald I beat that one properly


i play oras sm usum


But xy is great, i didnt finish it yet tho


pebble u talking about Pokemon?


The rest though, maybe not


microwave.exe yes


Korby obamium


The newer games are easier to beat Taki


Trust me i suck at video games and i beat the newer games


I mean all it takes is going to the tall grass and leveling up the god damned things


pebble I have Pokemon white for my ds and some Pokemon for my Gameboy


But uhh how bout I don't do that


Taki newer games u could legit just not do that and be fine for the most part tbh


microwave.exe nice


Dam


Henlo


Well idk theyre easy


Like lets go eevee/Pikachu was SO EASY


I'm not even sure what that one's supposed to be


Never played


D:


A remake of the first games


It sounded like some Pokemon GO thing?


on switch


Oohhh


it had a new pokemon


that could only b obtained wit go


i didnt rly use go other than to get meltan


completed the pokedex and beat the game


I played GO for the first month it was out like a madman


!work


I dont like go bc i dont go out


I never had the patience for that


well its not that big of an achievement


I've never completed one


Ever


i dont like go ether


the pokedex has like 151 pokemons?


I dont remember exactly


so it wasnt that hard


Always seemed difficult to me


Because of all the secret Pokemon or something


It is if u dont have anyone to trade with


Like getting to see all the Regis in Emerald was uhh


And also that


one thing im getting good at is dancing ive been self teaching myself for awhile now


omg


Huh


na i dont post dancing videos but my fav dance move is the pelvic thrust so i find music to get a good pelvic workout in


LMAO


idk why that sounds so funny in my head


i just imagine someone dancing in their room with no music


friend


my fav song is im sexy and i know it


Idk if this is a Bruh moment


I think it may be


Absolutely


definitely is


Ight thanks for clarification


Taki wat is?


but thats just me tho im not normal just a goofy 31 yr old autistic person that likes dancing and stuff


A Bruh moment


Thats ok my dude u do what makes u happy


Yah for sure


Pelvic thrust away into the sunset


Who's gonna stop you


Any mods here


autistic peaple have always been looked down and judged im one of them


its ok were not gonna judge you friend


All people get judged


Oh better at dancing


Can't be better at me because I don't dance at all


pls help


Me neither


Nani


Is that supposed to be me


i base my dancing on moves ive seen at night clubs and strip clubs


accurate


you got to night clubs and strip clubs?


pebblebe like:


I swear I see ppl with the same name on here a lot, or they're just alts


no ive never been to one but ive seen alot of them on tv


If ur talking abt me ur not crazy theres a bunch of other eggs here


Nah.


egg


Eggs don't speak english


Some1 else im pretty sure is an alt, has the same name


Yes ur correct I speak French


Eggselent


What


Exculsor


Oh sorry I thought you were speaking english


pls dont Me ty


Turns out it's been french the whole time


sry taki that gun isnt loaded


My bad


NO HABLO ENGRRIIISH


Yes its ok honest mistake


Does it happen often?


anyone watch bar rescue


egg why did u Me


Theyve been @ ed before when I was here for the same reason


Good night main


Cya folks


Oeuf


Cya


Kinky


He said not to @ him


Unless french ppl


just have the same name I guess


egg


Rekt


Donkyhot is in the hot bed now


why is this happent


Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt


I'm just gonna scroll through the member list an send everyone friend request fuckit


Taki what


I don't know


I didnt like reading that


I didn't like typing it


But I did anyway


tobi is here


U must like pain


hello hello


Uhhh


Ah my favorite cyber bully


let me try this again


Pikachu hi


hi tobi


Pikachu Hiya


tobi is here!


hello floor


hello SE


hello yugi


Hello hello


You must like pain


i dont know why i said that


Im going with the bf to get food


1902 friend request to send out..


Yay


Welp better get crackin


I just added someone and he immediately asked my snap


Knight I accepted it


Lewd


Nd then deleted me


if anyone wants to add me as a friend feel free too


Lmao


Thems the eboys


These darn eboys


what yugi said


if anyone wants to add me


and they are chicks ready to mingle


Who isn't an eboy?


tobi is here


eboys be thirsting for egirls


s the question


I'm


Accept my friend request MaFayce


Jerk.


afk


TakiTaki rumba


im


pebble send ouef pics


Never


Imma legit callin out ppl in main if they ignore it, an yes includes Taki


Ok


Have fun


pebble apparently you're very high in demand these days as the Retain Supply Chain is under too much stress


i added u back bc i am nice


MaFayce High in demand? I wouldnt say so


What about


Am I in the cool kid's club


Cheapest I could find is S11 for 60 eggs. Still too much


why do u need so many eggs


Science


eggphilia


time to log off


Because soon there won't be any available, unless U got chickens


What how


The eggs are rioting


They want rights


Coronatime


It's coronatime right now


Ouef


well its fine here


My version is cooler


bc ppl dont buy crazy amounts of foods


I usually got 1 week's supply


I ain't afraid


Then I'll fast to death


Fast an lose weight tbh


Best way to live


an egg carton thing can last me like weeks


Yeah but you use them as a home


Get it


Because you're the egg


So that's why ur an egg


I'll leave dw


Very nice


Actually I can't live without egg


Breakfast isn't the same


I'll be your egg


This is getting juicy


Ya girl is backkk


hello uh lesis


Welcome back


My nudes:


Hello all


I have 3 of those


Greetings


Dicks or legs?


both


how are you uh lesis


Im ok


I want ur egg


Unmotivated


Eggs really be the h o t t o p i c these days


Everytime i speak in here this happens


Aight wanna do!topic?


I was wondering how it would feel like to get swarmed by a bunch of eboys whenever you speak


Coke can expire?


I think


thats what it looks like


I remember reading a Reddit post, that a guy drank from a 2005 can


Once I had a slice of bread as my profile picture and for some reason someone thought I was a girl and tried to buy feet pics off me


Which was weird


Didn't die, but tastes weird


What part of a slice of bread seems uh


well, did u do it? Taki


Pepsicoke


Any day


Nah


Yeee


I would agrre


Wrong wrong wrong


Pepsi is so flat


And sugary


Pepsi better than coke


No I drew feet on the picture I had and sent it


Hello


Coz Pepsi got more sugar for your diabetes


And he blocked me after that


cocainepepsi


Ayy


Live fast, die young amirite?


That one


I can agree


Just die


I mean if ur gonna drink a soft drink u might as well make it worth it


Thats like ppl who drink diet pepsi like why


nah i'm immortal


Diet anything why


Actually if you do diet, then diet Coke tastes better


Drink watr


Regular coke is too much tho


Watr good, can confirm


diet water


The best coke is diet free.


Bepis?


I ended up drinking water instead


I was scared


Legends drink water


And eat egg.


Your kidneys will thank yauh lesis


Down


Ye drink water


They need it Ive been on a coffee binge lately


Soda is just spicy water


I saw my parents the other day and had 4 coffees cus they have a coffee machine nd i only have instant coffee


Coffee kills you


Slowly


good


coffee is good for you


You should make that dalgona coffee egg


Ye i might


Ew coffee


Chocolate milk gang


It looks yummy


But Im not down for instant coffee


I like coffee


shouldnt drink it tho tbh


up to 4 cups a day is healthy


Doubt


Not when u have anxiety


brb


I'm sorry dad


I'm not but eh


you're not going anywhere until you finish you coffee young man


You're not my dad


You can't tell me to do anything


How do you know i'm not


Who knows


He literally is look at his name


Taki no he is your dad


Nowei


I require a dash of poison.


That familiar taste


Alike tea whisky.


if you have more than 100000 iq come to shitposting


Funny I laugh


back


Wow


Is that


Tiddies


you should download the app


On a ad


Oof


That ad tho


How


Hibbert that's tiddies and solo action


That's life dating!


free dating app;


Yeah no


Imma pass


Bruh moment


What the shag


I got the drop on your spot, everybody watch out


Dude u would faint if u saw Indian dating app ads


get YouTube premium


Ranita


Oh nooo


pebble lmao I keep getting ad for Muslim house wives, guess they really want that German Visum huh


totally worth it


Single hot Muslims in your area


I never seem to find them


you can never go wrong with a few extra muslim housewives


Oh god I got plenty of them


Not the house wives


The ads


Aren't women like more than men?


No


It's men that are more than women


I opened youtube to this ad


60 to 40 women


ooo lala


take my soul bb


Dude i have no idea


50.4 Men and 49.6 females


pebble Handsome demons are waiting.


obey me!


Go grab your anime husband


No ty


With colored hair


FREE TO PLAY


Why demon specifically


oh seet


One master to rule them all


Why can't it be like


Normal dudes


Why do they have to be demons


Nah it has to be demons


good question


, it's just the Google ad for me


Taki some chicks got a ferish for demons and lucifer


single hot weebs in your area


Its like how twilight has vampires


Just like some guys for cat girls


Fair enough


MaFayce you're getting the family friendly ones


Maybe I'm better at hiding my data from Google, so they can't send me personalized ads


beastiality not fresh


Single hot eggs in ur area.


Lmao


That would be cool


or pancakes


Free omelettes for all


Cant believe google thinks I want a demon to dom me


You mean you don't?


Nani


MaFayce I did it and look what it got me


pebble guess what


y'all got some questionable search history


uh hii:


that borgar looks so good


hello


Hi encdiaa


it's a demon burger


what are u guys talking ab


ads encdiaa


And Google ads


ohh makes sense then lmaoo


tentacles have joined the chat


That's dedication


You know why do people watch Hentai so much?


20 euros is 20 euros man


Because it's good?


I mean


No I wouldn't know I don't know about that


Coz Anime got emotions correct


coz they weebs


MaFayce if you watch food wars then you got both sides


the relatable emotion of becoming a demon's boy toy


Of course


It's on Netflix


I mean there's never a medium intensity anime


It's always boom baam kapow, AAA


What about


Mushishi


That's toned down


Weebs


Sadly


Fookin weebs


I do not understand any of this


same


We live in a society.


That's because you speak french


And this is english


We live in a society


Shit u right


My bad


No problem


I only watched attack on Titan


I wonder why don't movie/tv directors try to bring that quality stuff on screen without being corny


Coz it is it's own genre


porn needs better actors


and plot


I dont watch anime


You gota watch porn for the lore


Taki LMAO, but no thanks


pebble same


i only watched studio Ghibli movies


You gotta watch it for the worldbuilding


Oh they're cool


And like a couple episodes of bleach and one piece as a kid cus i wanted to be cool but i hated it


You watch porn for fapping, I watch porn for science, we're not the same


pebble I've heard a lot about them, but never got around to watch one


Theyre beautiful MaFayce


I binged the whole of season 1 of OPM


I'm sorry to have upset you noble ine


Any short one I can watch in an hour right now? pebble


commits sepuke


AREDEUS


I watch it for their edits


man idk how long they are


Just google them


Wym


lmao this guy is like a fucken legend


creates famous musical group


marries lead vocal


she gets old


guy divorces vocal and marries a 20yo girl looking pretty similar to his ex wife on that age


new wife is now vocal


So far the only one i found boring was grave of the fireflies


You watch porn for the character development


looking for some recommendations that's all


The lore and worldbuilding


Oh so all are. Good?


Ghibli movies all have a lot of spirit and charm


Most are i'd say


Can't go wrong with any of them


Yeah


Like theyre all beautiful


Taki character development, from horny to cooming to cooming again


Preach


When do I get to be a cool kid and have a color in my name


CBT


!weekly


!balance


AREDEUS


I watch it for their edits


tobisan man of culture


Omae wa mou


pebble I went on a meme hunt once


watch porn only for the comments


That's deep


I saw that


It was too corny, I couldn't take it


I saw the one with the guy with the pumpkin


I think that was in a meme once


Idk who thought it was a good idea to do that


The plot is a distraction


For the failure of what we call society


Eyy we live in one of those


Hello


pls brazzers Ludlow


very traumatised indeed


pls magik Iphigenia


Sad cowboy


LMAOOO


Chad


Yes


Literal perfect alpha male


Look at that jaw line


peak male performance


That jaw could support my life ngl


Pls magik Dade


pls magik pebble


Could bust a permasion cheese wheel with that jaw line


Aight no Elder Scrolls 6 for y'all


oh no


Oh man


Lookin like a Picasso painting


I said


The Egg


Egg


Listen idk


pls Brazzers


Looks like a failed poashed egg


That exploded mid way


pls brazzers


damn


Egg u pretty shhh


Ay no bullying


Only cyber bullying allowed


Guys


Egg reminds me of a redditor.


Can't remember the name tho.


That sounds bad invaliduser


Egg reminds of my reflection, I hate my reflection


It does sound bad


Wow rude!


Egg. I eat eggs.


save the eggs


Imma bust an egg on my counter top


Just u wait


uh


huj


I like my eggs scrambled.


Same


I like mine upside down


What a brother gotta do to get some hot demons in my area


Scrambled eggsany cooked egg


download the app Taki


Hot demons


Which app?


Oof I don't know if I'm the man for the job, chief


where


I like my eggs soft on the outside and watery moist on the inside


all eggs good eggs except sunny side up


Tiktok?


ok buddy


Pikachu nah its that one app I got an ad for earlier


Everybody want hot demons until Doomguy shows up


Download YouTube dum dum


Bro if that demon is gonna give me that borgar


I'll be a boy toy


Lonni then I figure out I need hot demons


That's a good borgar


Everyone wants a goth gf until she tried to sacrifice u in a ritual


Nom nom nom


Big tiddie goth gf


I would sacrifice her in a ritual first


Want gf


FuckYouRebeca


How we all doing


Eggs


Finish the sentence


good nutty how about you


Oof


LMAO


Yeah I'm doing OK today


time for some ambien


To the bonfire with Rebeca


eggs


Yes


okz enuh im going to bed now


Lemon


No fun allowed


I have an opinion guys:


The.


Taki ur a party pooper


gn cheeki breeki


poshel nahui


I can't be a party pooper if I don't go to parties


Controversial opinion: tiddies.


I can't believe you said that


Alright buddy


OK.


Nitsua


yo slavaboo azz may liek dis


imagine lacking to cartoons


Excuse me


Eugenius imagine staying confiscated to the realm of reality


you ate her cat?!?


Pears are the best fruit


Not up for debate


dude that's messed up


Thanks


Pears are the worst fruit in animal crossing


Are you Chinese or something?


cats bats and armadillos


Girls be dating us and then be like: our star signs are not compatible coz ur a caprisun


Girls be like: opinions


Wrong


Harsh


Controversial


Bro lowkey


Girls don't exist


girls are just dudes with wigs


boys be dating us and then be like: wdym


A womens knowledge is stored in the tiddies, just like a man has it in his balls


What is this supposed to mean


pebble wdym


pebble wdym?


Taki


We fell for it


pebble wym


I wish I had a gf like that tho


lookin cool on social media be like


no copycat here


Yall got bamboozled


Nice cocks


I agree with donkyhot pebble,why did you Me?


Bro is that Me?


no way bro


Me wrong egg


Lmao


This nibba is real


rip


Bent at the right angle


donkyhot the n word


Nibba


Can I get uhhh hot demons in your area


Did he leave?


I cant believe you're really out here saying gamer with hard r


Smh


pebble


das me


She still here


NO ITS THE OTHER EGG


Not this egg


The other egg who pinged me


A different egg


Other egg left


Das Ei


My goodness


Get rekt


Bigsad


How many eggs are there?


An egg has fallen into the river in Egg City


Quick


Build the egg escue helicopter


Start the mission


HEY


The egg was a lie. Take off your clothes


FBI OPEN UP


I lied i dont like eggs. Now take off ur clothes


You're being charged for sexual behavior towards minors smh my hat


How could u


What


Who


You both


Sorry bro I don't speak english


Y'all cucked


And jail doesn't speak any language


I'm sorry dude I don't know what you're saying


I don't speak english


Don't drop ur soaps


yall hear sumn


That's my cat


The little shitter wants to come in but I have class


distant fbi open up


I mean


I don't speak english I have no clue what you mean


What a time to join the server


Hello Paulina we have been expecting you


Thank you for finally accepting my mission


Bruh


Ora ora ora


MUDA MUDA


That's the kinda ads y'all getting on Youtube for some reason


Heya Witch


stahhp right now


Wat do


Ora Ora Oral sex? Witch


Show me


Ya sure bruh?


Nah, you're not my type and you're too young for me


But go ahead anyway


sorry


Good evening,


lmfaaooo


Thanks, I hate it


I WAANT IT


LMFAO


hey boys


rip


snipe doesn't work anymore


As he approaches armed nazi soldiers


PFFFT


What have you done to my boy


It's not him without the cap


everything XD


Look how they mascarad our boy


That just looks like my friend Tyrone


Ah I seen that one


I like that one yes


yar yar daz


Joaro


Joot


owa owa owa


d00st cr00sadrs


Joot, Kek, Plornaff, Adobo, Jose and IBBy


Jose


And kek


Sorry


Yo someone was like anime is ded


Go talk over there lmao


Indian Gang!


India Superpower 2020


Eustazio bethesda is poopoo


Where are all the mad Europeans at?


Dave. Danish here


No pls take it back


no u


Hola hola


Soy tobi


BizarreMind Greetings from England


Ni hou


El Tobi de verdad?


I preordered fallout 76 and havent played it yet


Doctor tobi


Why would you do that


Why would you preorder that


The original one you might say


I was excited for it when i saw the trailers


Dave. ah, the civilised america nice


Trailers


Fell for the classic


The ruse


Yknow what i got in the mail?


BizarreMind I wouldnt go that far, we have Johnson and Brexit.


I got the game right, and inside it was a cardboard cd with a code


Oof


i forgot ppl dont do actual cds anymore


Were you expecting a dis


Oh you poor thing


Yes


Lmao


I havent bought a pc game physically since fallout 4 came out


So u can imagine my surprise


Did they even sell discs for Fallout 4?


Sans


I was v sad


Wat do


They did i have the physical version


I DID A F4 ON DISC XDDD


did buy


wha


I didn't think that was still a thing then


what im saying is


I've been getting games through Steam for like 11 years now


Actually maybe less


same, i also have a physical version


I like getting the actual physical game


Idk I'm not like smart


Which explains why i have more switch games than I do pc games lmao


I stopped buying new games since corona tho bc im broke now


Same


Craving that new Animal Crossing


But alas


Everyone and their mama playing New Horizons and am here like yes Stardew Valley


I'm broke to get a new console


I play both


Animal crossing is my favorite game tho no lie


It seems so fun


If i buy a pc game i buy a digital


BUT


Who buys physical copies anymore


Its a great way to feel accomplished without doing anything


Me.. Dade


Thats crackhead energy for pcs


O h for pc


I dont even have a cd drive in my PC.


Yes egg


Ur still a crackhead tho


Wow ok rude


Its a laptop, but still.


My laptop doesnt have one but i dont use my laptop to game


It wasnt cheap


My CD Drive broke lmao


Haven't ever needed to use it anyway


like


Mine is a gaming laptop


Same, technically?


laptop WITHOUT a cd drive?


yeah


Yes


god


Yare Yare...


takes space for no reason


For that sweet Fallout76 disc


Right


smh


Yo, how im supposed to instal 2006 games and programs without a cd drive


With yo mind


I never listen to my CDs, watch my DVDs and I dont buy physical gaming media, so its redundant really.


the games i had physical disks for i managed to download thru origin lmao


Aka sims


I still buy physical music albums though


Those are nice to have


I only buy dvd's when it's like an euro store and it's anime


You got anime at the store?


Tf


i mean sometimes


i mean when im in the city i was born in


wich is the German bayreuth


and once a year i go there


Why's the server icon a Minecraft dog walking on the ceiling


Anyway


i have the live action Lupin movie and some BAAAYBLADEEE


oh


goodnight or see you


Taki from Soul Calibur with a Lemon


ee


That's the first mistake


im gaggin


The second mistake is that I was brave enough to drink it


Pineapple milk?


I'm intrigued


And drank the milk water and was like hey this tastes like cheese


UNTIL I FOUND OUT WHAT I JUST MADE


THERE WAS DISGUSTING CHUNCKY MILK AT BOTTOK


AAA


acid milk curds/cheese


AND I CHUGGED SOME OF THAT DISGUSTING PINEAPLE CHEESE MILK


Oof


I should have known better


o h


Yeah thats true


I wanna throw up


I feel sick


UGH


Pineapple cheese


OGH


not long ago i ate moldy cheese


it was literally blue


I want to make that now


and it wasnt blue cheese


bleu cheese is... okay


it was marble cheese


Someone motivate me to do my assignment pls


I was just gonna say


blue cheese is too salty for me


Fiann it wasn't good, please don't do it


OH FUCKB


lunarbelle do it, or it's the streets for u.


IT'S CHUNCKY


E


The streets dont sound that bad


At this point


Fine


Do it, or u gae


Slob on my knob


acid milk curds/cheese


BehindBlueEyes hey uh should I go throw up for drinking it or is it safe to keep it in my belly?


I mean, it's probably fine


Alright I am probably safe


lunarbelle do assignments or you'll have to do assignments


if you were able to get it down to begin with you should be ok


Its just a few sips youll be fine


God I swallowed chunky pineapple milk cheese


Etf


aredeuses can have lil a salami pinapple cheese milk


THE PINEAPPLE MILK TASTE IS AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT AND I CANT GET IT OUUUT


I have seen horrors


pebble you got a colour finally!


Im going to plan it, thats not too strenuous


And BAMPFFairy i feel u:


im a cool kid


we can haz color here?


I leveled up to level 2 supposedly but nothing happened.


oof


BehindBlueEyes yeah at lvl5 you get one


I'm so cool


I got a color


oh alrighty


I regret scrolling up to figure out the pineapple milk saga


You colorless gray posers losers


Awe man I'm a lover poser


Yes


That's Mr. Gray to you!


My phone tried to save me from insulting myself


How sweet if it.


I earned it


Yeah at first I thought you just mixed it with something and it was a bad combo, reading that it was chunky was unexpected


I was the first member to join this discord server


Some would say I'm like owner here


So be careful what you say


Heziah well, I thought I was a good smoothie maker so I was like hey what could go wrong, turns out, everything went wrong


Hey angel


It killed my desire to finish eating my chips and salsa


Lmao


My brain is so fried today I went to make pasta and put the water in the pot and then immediately dumped in the noods.


Smooth brain


It was yellow btw, but not like pretty yellow, but like disgusting Yellow Heziah


Fyi


afk sleep


White hospital walls yellow


Anyone wanna do my assignment on town and country planning


no ty


I don't wanna do it but what does that entail exactly


I have a ux design project to do on loss of privacy due to technology


Its actually interesting but I have to put in a lot of national planning framework stuff which is like reading the bible its that long


I'm gonna pass but it's so kind of you to offer


welcome


Uhm hello


I was on the shitter today afternoon browsing reddit


I took very long so I opened up youtube


And when I opened it, there was an ad of medication for belly so that you could shit faster


So I could do it but if I did it you'd 100 end up with something unusable


I found that very creepy


And scary


didn't you hear? they added toilet detection to the latest os


I do ur project and you do my manuscript


They probably track your day with their smartass ai and record it


Yeah i already talked abt targeted ads in the project


uh lesis tfw manuscript, I only use God languages, cpp and lua


Do the hot demons thing


As a targeted ad


That's empirical evidence


Lmao bro chill. Its a just a write up on some biochem articles.


Like a 30 page write up tho


Im sure the two boys im in teams with would agree with putting that ad as an example Taki


Good lads


Do it


How is 1984


im debating whether ure talking ab american horror story rn


Im love that book


I love


I love the film as well


Dayum


Gotta read it post quarantine


You know


I don't get scared by horrors


I got scared by society


Gamer moment


Has anyone watched black mirror?


YES


I love that show


I watched bandersnatch too


Yeah


I havent seen all the episodes, but some are great


i loves black mirror


You should never ever binge watch them


Yeah I haven't seen the newest season


bandersnatch theyre both rlly good


That one with the museum is the one that still gives me nightmares


AREDEUS instructions unclear am skipping work today to binge watch


that one was rlly cool though ngl


What episode is that?


The one where that lady is trapped in her own zoo and keeps getting her memory zapped was crazy


Jedididimus you'll be left with a broken heart and soul and a desire to die, do you wish to continue?


i rlly liked white bear though that one was trippy


oh thats black museum right


Jedididimus black museum


Yes please


ye


Black museum was gid


gud


Darkest episode ever


I got scared shitless


Did yall forget the first episode


Alright. Im watching it... but Im waiting until nightfall


thunder cracks


What about that paradise world for the old people


pebble what was it?


Oh that one


nooo


Yeah didn't watch it


that one.. it was something


Oh yeah that one was a great introduction to the series


Right


Does anyone remember the one with the metal dog drone thing.


I almost stopped watching I was turned off a hit


Bit


I didnt like the metal dog one


oh yeahh i think i do?


Not cause it was appalling I just didn't like the first episode as much as the others


Me neither Bryan73


pebble the prime Minister showed what black mirror was about, but black Museum was the darkest episode ever made


I thought it was pretty good. The characters were definitely screwed


I didn't like it either tbh


I loved the one where everyone's trapped in a corporate controlled ad world or whatever


Black Museum is my favorite episode right before san junipero i think


I forget the name


It was a different type of episode for sure. Ill check out Black Museum


Nose dive?


Bryan73 oh where they had to sing and play wii fit for coins, yeah good episode


Yeah San junipero was probably one of the most lighthearted of the series


What


I liked the one with Miley uwu


San junipero was so nice


AREDEUS mhm, and they all rode on bikes for points


OHHH THE ONE WITH THE BIKES


Bruh


That one was so good


It was weird


But I loved it


I liked it so much


PLEASE RESUME VIEWING


I really want a happy ending in black mirror:


Like one episode


Torture


Heh


Come on man


Yes


Delete it lmao


Or ban time


I didn't say nothin


I dont understand this conversation, but I like it


This lad tho


I just opened discord and now I feel like closing it again lmao


Jedididimus I think that sums up this chat nicely


Fnjosk bye bye


Xoxo


Take care!


Fnjosk mood


She's finally gone


Aredeus DEUS... aradeus


Depends. I legitimately have nuts down my throat atm


funny


Woah


Are they yours?


Yes


nice


Sorry I ate your muesli bar


Lmao


Bro im trynna bulk you can't eat my proteins


Proteins


Protein wont cut it.


Yes consume the nutrition


What I do is... I paint abs on myself


Quickest way to a. Ripped body


c o n s u m e pebble


Jedididimus big brain thinking


Eggs full of fat though


Shh. Keep it on the down low


bruh


Dont want everyone having abs


eggs are epic


The real tip is that oil man


eggs aint full of fat wat


Jedididimus we don't want the beta virgins to find out eh


Inject that sunbitch in ya muscles get ripped like those Russian guys


Nah. I didnt miss this time


just get more muscular


grow bigger muscles


I am so confused, what are yall talking about?


its that simple


Easier done than said


Dan shat on the floor


J4M3S247 you don't want balloons for arms?


Eggs full of fat though


AREDEUS listen im tryin ok


balloons of pure muscle my dude


massive poop lands on the floor with a thud


Is toad dans past self


Heard in Australia. Can confirm


Hehe


Ladies and gentlemen


I give u...Fallout 76


HW HW when we all thot patrol


Im fatter. Nice to meat you


Fuck I love you sometimes jack.


way to ruin a great song smh


jack. oblitrate all thots at all costs


nice profile pic animation HW


like a bit of luther


Fact: Ryan gosling starrred in a goosebumps episode


Design is your passion? comRADE69420


Wha


I stole em meme


Stop making me sound like someone with a future


Im gonna cry


Bitch


You'll be a great meme dealer


I mean past


Ryan Gosling doesn't exist, u forgot to take ur pills


uh oh


Gehlbach duh he's a Russian clone


not the pills


God dam Russia


I did a picture of fryin gosling once


hi im like new here


Does Gard darn kgb


Fryin gosling


well im not but i havent used this is in a while


I'd like to see


Hi sarachi. Meet seichi


hello seichi


sarachi to get along better pls say hate speech


You guys have a lot in common. Like letters


oh yes for sure


and why hate speech


Cz we need to woke tf up


interesting


i dont have much to say unless im prompted by a topic or something


What its true


Hatered is the way


Hello


hello


Ello


Sonic move had a good character design and the first trailer was fake


Hi I'm new here


i agree


me too


I couldnt disagree less


Whats this server about?


The circus, and the other one is about turtles


Use ur hands


Its about... oh nevermind. They explained it perfectly


How's circus life everyone


Lonely


Flipping sweet


I'm so lonely


I like turtles


Time for weed


Brah


MMM


BAMPFFairy a little of the devil's lettuce huh?


Little of the sticky icky


it be like that sometimes


Goodnight


Drugs are cool


Ooey gooey, actually.


Look at me I do drugs


I done dreg


Not


DurgZ


Dem durgz


Its dirty dan


comRADE69420 itsafreecountry


It does please him


I had chicken nuggets and mac n cheese for dinner.


Real healthy


Typing


I


I feel so success


Do you know what annoys me? Petrol is cheaper than bathwater, for the first time in my adult life, and my car is out of order, so Im spending shittons on ubers


Dont care erases typing oh really how was it drug boi


It was good.


thats really sad


i cant leave my house


so i can't take advantage of the gas prices


Why you so scurred of drugs, they not legal where you are?


Brah corona is fake


Jedididimus damn that must blow, I keep seeing the price go lower and lower at the gas station


Just leave


I drink the alcohol too, be big scurred


i won't really listen to ignorance


because my loved one works in a hospital


i think that's very rude to joke about


Thanks for understanding me Bryan73


Normally my commute to work is an hour


Now I'm working from home. Can't get in on that low gas price


my coworkers and i got laid off, but i've witnessed some zoom kerfluffles from my brother's office


Alright Im sorry I made u feel bad


I dunno, it seems like a little but to me.


its just tiring to hear that when there's 500 people dying here a day


its very serious in my world


What is kurflus


i lost many loved one.


kerfluffles are like


problems


uh, mistakrs


mistakes i suppose


Ware u from


Northeast USA


Epicenter, right now. It's very unfortunate.


On the upside, I have many good dog pics


because i get to see him all day


MissConfined yes all the pets are having the best time right now


They get to see their hoomans all day


lots of belly rubs


U can make a YouTube video and hope to god pepole see it


Of ur dogs


i don't particularly care if others see my dog


And get caching


Brah Im talking about making money


Pole


Weird


Make vids about ur dogge get loaded


You don't really make ad revenue substantially off of social media without sponsorships or a large viewer base


Mhm mhm


i don't particularly care to make money off of him


i doubt i would regardless


Nord vpn


MissConfined well I for one welcome all doggo pics


thanks


I'll exchange doggo pics if you'd like


i just feel weird posting it in a server like this given the lack of privacy protection. i can dm you him if you wish


yeah i'd love that


Will protect u


can i send u guis meme


ya


we love memes


nutty joe


Gutty yoe is nae


Wrow


Hey frens


I love your pfp BAMPFFairy


Mine is better


Yes


Jedididimus hey thanks


mine is top teir


It was a late night to make it


But thats how it goes, my doodles always come at night


I just lost brain cells reading the last 25 messages


Who is on my friends list i forgot fk


Didn't you have a color last time I saw you


I dont know whos on mine


98 get accepted


hey


waddup


Fkr


Was SE banned?


Lost his color


No


Account disabled on me


For apparently sending out some friend request


I didnt even send out many, like 5 or so


Yeah guess you got confused with a bot


dudes


Ladies


XDD the map is


gay bees btw


hec


What


yeah


gay bees


The water makes the bees gay


interesting


wrong channel but whatever


okay


LMAO


What have they done to my boy


My Speedwagon


My best man


Did u just assume the bees' sexuality? BizarreMind


Toad


Toad's skin is bumpy


Fookin disappointed


Rough, sand pepery skin


We live in a society


toad is a good name


Take that back right now


I wish I was toad


...sike


yeah but morrowind...


You got a point there


oh man


oblivion


oh dear


I didn't play much Oblivion


Got lost in that madman DLC


That one was fun


aka make the character not ape looking for 20 minutes


Nah never managed to get that lmao


on my 2nd playthrough


u know what


lemmie show u


Say ohayo gozaimas to ligras


!pick 5685


nice


i love roaches


both


What


BizarreMind you shouldn't be allowed to make characters in videogames


Make more they're funny


remember when turkish historical drama's where the hot potato


Taki That's incredibly racist


Why


it's sexy cmon bruh


that's gay


come to that one asian cartoon channel so i can show u more cursed jojo


There's nothing new in it


it is now.


nutty joe


Meep


merp


Oh hi guys


meep meep


meep?


what is it


!pick 6945


Help


!topc


!topic


Both depending on the day


How do you define optimist?


someone who is excited about the future? feels like it is going to go well for them?


When faced with multiple interpretations or choices, choosing the more or most positive choices/interpretations


Your definition is more abstract, that's better


Giving people the benefit of the doubt, assuming things will work, etc


Thanks


Having been an optimist most of the time for most of my life, I'd like to think I would know,


What


I'd like to say I'm a realist, but if I look at my life from the side I am more likely a pessimist.


Pessimist unfortunately


Hey floof


My definition of an optimist is when Im in a good mood and smiling


Maybe its not a curse, but a gift?


Bybasick sounds awful optimistic of you


Isnt it better when you assume something is going to be bad and it turns out to be good, then get your hopes high and then feel down even more?


My definition of a pessimist is being depressed and pissed off at the world


Iwatani Naofumi hey


hit the nail on the head


Bybasick nah. Bc the event might take, what 30 seconds? 5 minutes? An hour?


But the days, weeks, months leading up to the event you're willing to spend assuming that it's gonna go badly?


Letting it weigh on your conscience


BeaunusPoints I second that


Iwatani Naofumi whats happening stranger


Well, tell me this. When I face multiple choices, I do assume to the worst cases scenario all of them. Then I choose one which I'll regret the least. Isn't it pessimistic?


Bybasick yeah I guess


Bybasick sounds pessimistic, yeah


I've had one recently


!pick 7567


Yay


Yooo


What up


Help


My mom keeps asking me for my school work


The school work I have not done


I could go home or stay at the place I am studying at.


Scenario 1, I go home:


I might get covid, or even more, be sick and dont know about it yet. My parents' immune system isnt that strong, and assuming the worst case, they get sick cause of me and die.


Scenario 2, I stay:


I suffer a lot of discomfort, because my flat is much more shittier than my parents' house. I'll still get to visit them soon. If they get sick, I'll go to them in no time and try to help them at all cost.


I dont think being pessimistic is that bad, if you think of it


I haven't done school work since the quarantine


Cant help you with that


Rip


What subjects?


TheOfficialQueenFloof being super depressed u


Whatever we say, your homework won't write itself


Iwatani Naofumi oh no , Im relaxing after taking a drive earlier with the bf and getting dinner takeout


Oh nice. I'm glad you had a nice evening!


I had a calzone and he had a sandwich


I did thank you


I hope you feel better


Yeah, it's whatever. I don't wanna get into it too much on main


Jack n me


SendMeAnimeGirls PLEAAASSEEE


That's such a specific thing


Is that real?


ANGELA


tyfuck


I don't think I wanna find out


But it looked real enough


Kinda hot not really but kinda


Bruh


It's a real video


Ewww


I googled it


You had to go and look it up lmao


But them legs tho


aight im out


witch is going to look it up


Bye bye witch have a great one


She


Left the server..


!pick 8243


Witch


should i stream my parrot on rpan


She gone bro


she left the server


i just tagged


owtf


Happens


someone posted something then she left


and i still want to know what it was because everyone freaked out


what happened


that's what i want to know


SendMeAnimeGirls


It was a meme of a pornhub vid of some girl funneling her farts to her bf while playing


oh


ok


Yup that


ty


now i'm caught up


I tried to wash my mattress and it's still wet nooow


Um


Like the cover?


Or did you like scrub the mattress?


Howdy quake!


Who needs their oats quaked


Tobi hi


Tobi is here now


Hi se


Had to remake acc


Discord derped


What happened to purple everlasting


Didn't I accept you under my wing already


Your picture is still purple demon


When im purple ill resume the name


What happened to tobi?


People are saying he got banned


i banned him


Tobi is gone? Nooo why?


:/ wish I knew bro


!pick 3238


Tobi why were you banned?


run up get done up


Pikachu is still here


Oh


Damn


Pikachu


WHO DARE SUMMON TOBI


I never got banned


who is saying this


I am here


whatup break


Been awhile


Ban Pikachu


Kidding I love you


Hey


How are you


Ive been good. Due to move this year


Glad youre doing alright


Im good!


Sorry for the late reply jewelgoat


cut myself on all the edge


Tyler you okay?


All good


hi im new


Hi KekaiUnknown


Life is pain... anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell something”


Hi dad Im new


quakemyoats hey I'm moving too at the end of 2020!


How are you KekaiUnknown


no it's not looking good


sup KekaiUnknown welcome


chillin abouta go take a dab


Where to Iwatani Naofumi


I'm moving from Massachusetts to Idaho I believe quakemyoats


Im moving southeast to California


What is taking you to Idaho?


I live in arizona


I am a kiwi


I want to go to New Zealand


kiwis are alright


quakemyoats it seems like everyone does


where are you currently if california is southeast of you


Im southeast US and California is west of me


ooo i misunderstood


Annabeth I think the shire from LOTR is in New Zealand


Ok


Idk


Never seen it


Hello


I'm going to music chat bye


East coast here. I doubt I'll ever stray too far from here.


I'm too old for change.


Nice


hello


whats up


Not much


As of today I'm 44. I'm not going to be here forever.


east coast gang


New Zealand. Is best. New Zealand has Pavlova


im just chillin


Im looking forward to smoking as much weed as I want when I want


I can do that medically.


Wish I could


Well at least you have that to look forward to.


I'm a vampire, so I avoid the sun. I'm pale af.


Beach is fun


I do love Dallas and New Orleans though


I get sunburn. Only time I went to Florida, I got sun poison.


Needless to say, I wasn't a fan. Never went back and have no plans to.


I get sunburnt. But yet go to the beach every summer and get sunburnt


I get burned with sunscreen.


Also certain parts of Florida are closer to the equator and the sun is more potent


I grew up near like 5 beaches so I am used to it


Ive never gotten sea sick


Once


quakemyoats I get sea sick. But my first boat ride was at less then 6 months old


Wild


My dad and poppa own a boat


I'm not. My family would go to the beach in the summer when I was a kid. One time as a kid, I got bit by something, possibly a crab, and I never went back in the water after that.


Hi cialeeofficial


Ive definitely gotten sick going up a mountain


I threw up going up a canyon


invaliduser. I got pinched by a crab one day. Found out when I got out and has small dots of blood on my leg


I couldn't go near a canyon. I don't trust myself.


I went up one in Hawaii


Had to take Dramamine after


quakemyoats. Its not going up that makes me sick. It curvy roads that do


Curvy roads dont bother me so much but I think this was altitude sickness


Mete. Its not the nights Im scared of. Its what happens if it goes wrong


I got it once in North Carolina too and had a bad nosebleed going up to a ski resort


quakemyoats that makes sense.


I never really vacationed that far from home. Never left the east coast. Toronto was the farthest I've been from home.


hey Mete


I have been going up mountains. For skiing scince like 56.


I want to see it all


hello general purpose socialization discord users


Travelling just isn't my bag. More power to those who love it.


I fell off the lift last time I went and that was Colorado


Purgatory


I hated flying.


quakemyoats was it a chair lift for skiing


I got shitfaced drunk before the flight home.


invaliduser I love flying. I get kinda scared at the start but am fine after a few minutes


!pick 4855


a.beth yeah


I fell off at the top of the mountain so it wasnt that big of a fall but I did cut my hand


Me too


That bland soggy taste


I like Irish oatmeal


I prefer Keloggs Honey Dew


cosmicprank hello ephemeral being who is a joke


Never had


nutty joe


back again


where the ladies at


okay


se, let me know when they pop back out


Hmmm


only 10 percent


Pls thotrate Tyler


only 15


RIGGED


nope


damn


Pls gayrate Tyler


Ok


pls gayrate


!pick 1393


am sad


am need cuddle


whalecum


Hi


Hi Beckman


Welcome to MNFH


Hey everyone!


Hey


Same Jaryn, same


How are the new people going


It's going alright, I've been better, but i may have been worse


am not receive cuddle


Me neither bud


business idea: cuddle vending machine


Lewd


Can we expand upon this idea?


you know how it is in japan


How would the Cuddle Vending Machine work?


further known as the CVM


you can buy most things from vending machines


why not cuddles too


Professional cuddler inside


theyre in demand


Fair, but what would that look like?


Hi Danni how r u?


I doubt any Pro Cuddler would want to be inside a vending machine


like a coca cola vending machine


Doin A ok