I ate five guys for lunch. Enough to feed a village in Southeast Asia for days but I am still hungry


Ooo. I li e five guys


Love


Why did you eat people?


I need a prodigious feast again


I dont think they eat humans in Asia, guys or no


MrJFrederick cannibalism isnt good


Thats 5 families


The strong do what they can, the weak accept what they must


Isnt accepting what you must doing what you can?


2 may enter 1 must leave


Yea


In this way the weak are the strong


But not really


Oh, Im from the freeest country on Earth. Murrica.


Eat people, get jacked


Mood


Not according to Kants Perpetual Peace triangle


USA isnt that good


O


It is grrreat?


You dont know freedom until you have the taste of timmies


Youve gotten your orange cartoon characters mixed up


DOH!


A deer


Does anyone in here watch married at first sight?


No sir


A female deer


!Rob MrJFrederick


I think I wanna do that


I do not have eyes


What?


Only glass


You poor man


Jokes on the joker. I am poor af


Married at first sounds like an absolute nightmare


I think its my only shot


USA isnt that good


nutty joe


nutty communo


Kimono


is it a romcom?


I watch a ton of shows. But not that one.


Not exactly


Its a really crazy reality show


I like ppl watching


Hi Bodrogi, I also watch lots of TV and movies


Sounds like rEaLiTy”


Yup


I just finished Upload yesterday


I watch kardashians


LOVED UPLOAD


Id like to watch that big Ed guy on 90 day fiance


nutty joe spot the canadian


What is upload?


It's an amazon prime show


Caine wow, I was thinking to start that


Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh


Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus'.


Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov


Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!


Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,


Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!


Partiya Lenina sila narodnaya


Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!


Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,


I Lenin velikiy nam put' ozaril,


Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody,


Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.


Can I Halik you”


Amazon original, made by the office and parks and rec people


so we all admitting we watch TLC at once or what


Also just binged normal people. And Mrs. America.


Currently on Shrill.


OOO


where a guy dies, and he gets uploaded to a digital place


Cool cool


Ed needs a neck


Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh


Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus'.


Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov


Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!


Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,


Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!


Partiya Lenina sila narodnaya


Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!


I Lenin velikiy nam put' ozaril,


Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody,


Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.


Heziah I look like Ed irl


Only 10 episodes for Upload, I think I'mma binge tonight


go away with your commie poems sir


have you guys watched community?


Eeek yea


I'm sorry for your lack of neck sir MrJFrederick


Heziah


Upload has a surprisingly great story and good humor


Where is upload amazon prime?


Yessir


How come I never know about stuff!?!?


Robbie Amell has charisma


Oh no


I've seen it all over Reddit


oh boy


Yes. You can watch the kardashians there too.


Every other ad


Spanish or vanish


The ladies I work with at the DMV only talk about Arbys and the lottery


they should allow comments on reddit ads


Caine have you seen the ok guy as well


Both worthy topics. The curly fried potato is one of mans greatest inventions.


Wtf how


Arby's is nightmare tier but those curly fries do hit good


Are most of you guys here from resdit?


I am


Yes


me too


DROWNed in horsey sauce ohh yasss


The curly fry just wasnt ironed after being washed


Reddit ppl are the best


...or the worst


I made a new friend via Rust about a month ago and decided it was time to make another so I joined up


I need words that rhyme with nutty or joe


YES


I out number slayers banana stickers


That doesnt rhyme


Butty


Yes, you have 5, pssy has 3, mutt has 2


When you see your friend


Someone has 5 pussys?


buddy joe


I dont understand


I've started the day today with intent of studying for my test next week


I keep track of these stickers because i'm an absolute savant when it comes to unimportant information


Ended up spending the whole day here


ii'm proud...


Also can I rob slayer?


You can try


Oh wait


Last time I tried robbing I got caught


And now I have no roaches


This sounds all very sexual


I thought you were like, robbing a store or something I was like, uhhh


Imma eat his pancreas like venom


O


Well I dont get out much?


The new venom movie is one of my favorites cause i'm a slut for Tom Hardy


You only need one liver so no biggy


Same


But S20 is S20


Im a numbers guy


OOO I like jake


That jake man scares me


Awww


His facial hair is actually sentient


They all look like ken dolls to me.


MrJFrederick my man


I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me


His sister has a great six pack


Heziah as if he doesn't have 4 new movies a year


Seems to be a nice lady


His sister sounds gud tho


My yoga teacher once told me if you work on your abs you must be a good person


MrJFrederick was said yoga teacher shredded or what


Also Mad Max Fury Road was fantastic because all he did was grunt like a caveman most of the movie and I respect it


Is there tom hardy venom fan fiction I can get plz


Nah Rickrick def not


MrJFrederick what a horrible person


. I heard women on reddit love forearms


If I read a Venom fanfic and that tongue ain't doin something special it's trash


Theres a subreddit called like forearm porn or smthg


Also, my internet is slower rn than my reaction time when I realized I washed my phone


Maybe Tom hardy or venom are in there


Gross


Oh no


Forearms? Thats dumb. I am absolutely not searching for that right now.


I prefer the weenis


Its just forearms. Not dinky doo dahs


Tom Hardy stans? Yes pls


You know when men roll up there dress shirt sleeves... that good


Laughs in weenis


Weekly estimate earnings not including sex


You see, it would be attractive, but when I do it is not, because I am phat


I love dress shirts on anyone...


lmao yes


Pretty hot and tempting?


Yesss


A elbowww


The extra flap of skin on your elbow


if i try roll my sleeves up, le phat's gonna start pouring out


I am like Danny devito. And I basically only wear Speedos


Wait I knew that... am I... having a stroke?


Oh my god I have that


Yes u are call 911 Heziah


Or your kneecap


Yes


And yes


haybales I love how your picture matches perfectly with the comment


Weenis transplant


I just have never seen weenis spelled out


maris , didn't even realize


Heziah tbh stokes are a pastime of mine


So there is a show called Bruh?


Bruh


Ive eaten half a gallon of extra cheese goldfish today


Bruh?


Broosive


With a brain this smooth most strokes gloss past me, but not this one


Corrosive brosive


Raffarty  thats good eating


Concepcion Ah, I see ur a woman of quality...


Congratulations


bruh moment


You guys ever eat sugar free haribo


Welcome Engud


Bozuwa oh, those sound so good right now


MrJFrederick sugar free? Nah


FITB


Okay, question. Do any of you like love salt and vinegar chips because I love them


METE MAKE MORE VCs


haybales read reviews


Onion your controversial opinions are gonna get you beat up


Hey, it's anyone drinking right now?


I wish someone would beat me up


Im a salt based life form, so yes SV are my jam. Also takis.


too young to drink


I need more battles scars anywayyy


I quite like them haybales


Scars are dope


Im drinking h2o


Npr did a story about sodium today


no such thing as too young to drink


for some reason, everyone in my family except me hates takis


MrJFrederick I have not tried those but I might have to


Schelander red wine


I wish I had cool scars


Baba booey


I mean alcohol


I eat vegan for my health and fake cheese can be okay, as well as fake meat, but it took many products until I found good stuff that wasn't full of sodium


vegan


haybales you want uncontrollable volcanic diarrhea?!?!


I was vegan for a decade. Still got mad respect.


Like the only scar I have is on my knee when I feel on a tricycle


vegan for health


I fell off a 20ft ladder and got a cool scar. Usually dont tell the story though, less badass


MrJFrederick . Maybe not then


Wait that's the only scar you have Onion?


Yeah?


Yea I have a heart condition at 21 cus of a freak accident


Thats crazy!


How do you not get hurt


So I must eat vegan


Whatchu mean


My nickname used to be the Tricycle


I want a anime eye scarrr


I'm covered in scars, the bottom of my chin has a bunch of scars cause I fell down a lot as a kid


Im not gonna ask why...


Me too also


Not covered but I have a decent amount


At least 2 ya know


I am Scar from lion king


Heziah wanna know how I got these scarsss


Neda Yeah how'd it happen


LulW


yeet beeheet


Alright, I'm out. Gotta get food


My fatherrr, HE Ate expired milk..


I just can't be a vegan, my mountain man nature won't accept it


Later haybale


May the force be with you haybales


also it's horrible for your health


Caine do you take any supplements or the vegan diet is enough? Always been curious abou that


I dun know Im not feeling creative rn


vegan diet is usually enugh


I have to do my run soon


How do people milk almonds


But I want to eat


I'm a vegetarian and don't really not supplemens


Explain that


Squeeze the tips


You can basically live off beans tbh


Wouldnt nut cheese be what would happen if u made cheese out of almond milk


I still eat Egg, so not fully vegan, but in general eating all my veggies, eggs, and fruits keeps me good


Yes


goldy beau


Also almond milk better than milk


Hallooo goldyyy


nut cheese exists


Its a vegan thing


I cant drink dairy milk, the thought of what it is makes me gag


I drink oat milk


For pizza


Heziah Oh so like peanut


Oat milk is god


MaFayce guess where Im going


Yeah definitely, I was 100 thinking of peanut cheese


goat milk tastes horrible


Not another type of nut


almond milk keeps me sane


Oat, not goat lmao


Cheeese


Hi beau


Can you imagine what it was like for the first human to try cow milk


And then theres like 1 milk which is a burden to society


CHEESE GOES GREAT WITH BAGELS


Like how did that happen


Yes


hi spencer


yall nuttin everywhere


Cream cheese is gud


Sab unkind


I'm so confused by nut cheese


honestly, the real question, how did the first human get the idea of milking a cow?


Im going to Portland for EDC livestream weekend


ungood decus


Looks like I really started smthg here


Cheese is best alternative to toilet ppr


Sab hug me


Saw a baby succ Dem udders and was like shidd same bruh


what


I should never have said nut cheese


Man saw a cow do it


An they realize cows squirting tasty liquid when theyt getting touched


So tried it himself


Heziah u gud


No i'm so lost


Bread plz stop


Bread


I tell you this. Milk a cow and you might get milk. Milk a bull...


And you have a friend for life


Sab okay


hoo boy


Heziah I feel like in my very limited time with you, you being lost/confused is a nearconstant state


I blame Natalya


Yes sir, I am born blonde


How does this chat sexualize everything


ig that works


I'M GREEEN


I'm born blonde, too


Sab hug me:


I was also born blonde


BeaunusPoints U started it


so that's not really an excuse in and of itself, per se


Pls hug


goldy beau


Heziah welcome to barf club


cheeses decus


Belle they do it too with my former name therefore I changed my nickname


MrJFrederick get away from me


Heziah nah man, I made an observation I suppose it wasn't really asking for a response


decus ok


Artisan Bread they do what too?


Ima ginger.


if I did ask you about it, I would probably ask if that's normal for you, or if you've had a mentally hazy couple of days


Henigman sexualize


Sab love ya


Joanie hi a ginger, I'm a Daddy


Ohhh ginger hair is more interesting than my black soulless hair


I was born blonde but am now brunette


Not mine tho


It is rare indeed


Ew goldy


I like ginger ngl


ofc, I wouldn't imply that I were


its purely platonic


that's why I said a Daddy and not your Daddy


Worth a lot to the gnomes


I am every hair colour


that's a title earned, not taken


Lmao


Underpants gnomes will pay a lot


What father?


DAD?!?


Wut


IS THAT YOU?


GRANDFATHER?!?!?!


Papa?


AFTER ALL THESE YEARS


Papey?


Great great great grandparents dog?


Who responded with a burrito yall Wild


after all this time?


WHERES THE MILK?


Always.


Thought you left to get cigarettes


Deep fried burrito


And now


Do y'all eat burritos with, or without the peal? The shine is nice so I keep the peal on


I give you


MrJFrederick Mega Nut


Yes


geud mourneeng!


burritos, pffft


I want my life to be a low quality reality tv show that was cancelled in the 80s and was a front for a drug gang that took over Turkey


I'm eating a kiwi fruit with the peel on rn


Burrto


Is that a reference to something Onion


THATS WHAT I DO


kiruwu mods, ban, english only chat, bannn boi


My friend eats whole apples w the core


Uhhh no?


I cant be arsed to peel anything smaller than my fist


Arsed is not a verb...


MrJFrederick your friend needs help


Did you know that avocado's are so profitable that cartels have taken over production of many avocado farms and by continuing to buy them you're doing nothing but supporting a brutal regime?


Elizabeth! I love the word arsed


in this case, laziness gets you more nutrients


BeaunusPoints hi baby


maris yeah. But still. It is cool


beep beep MY IRISH GODDESS ILYSM


She is handsome she is pretty she is the of Belfast city


Heziah Avocados prob would do that they are rock hard straight to the core hehe


Heziah k


Its about to be my bedtime yall


beep beep have you ever played Dead by Daylight?


As thanks for joining us, btw


BeaunusPoints nope never why


Nah Mete


I feel thats kinda harsh Heziah...


MURRICA


Who SAID BELFAST


I eat avocados with pepper and salt on burnt bread


Yeeeooo


It's okay then


Avocados need love too...


I'm just super angry that I can't enjoy avocados and other people love them


Heziah that's why you gotta hit em with the salt, the lime juice, some paprika, and a lil basil and parsley


Hey


Have a actually got another irish


yo


Awww well gnite lass! Olga


Hello


Lets make it Irish


Bye Gibby


Bai


Are you not a true irish


Heziah the trick to enjoying an avocado is to make it taste different


Ps I dont like werthers! Im sorry


Be excellent to one another.


Listen, I live in Texas, I love taco trucks, I get all sorts of guac to go with tacos, the flavor profile of avocados is just disappointing in the smallest of amounts


I'm a true Floridian, therefore not a real southerner


OOO burrito better than taco


Onion I swear to god


Artemas All we are is dust in the wind, dude.


yui spank Gorton


Burritos are the ginkgo biloba of the poor


all me life im just covered in fake Irish


I live in Brazil, and Mexican cuisine is not a big thing in my city


Oml what was that for


Kinda enjoy it tho


someone's choppin''ritos


Quesadillas are nice


Thats wassup


For saying burrito better than taco. Listen, if you're talkin about unauthentic tacos you have a case. But an authentic taco slays burritos no contest


Cheese bread meat


Father why have u done this


I explained myself :


I dont like maize tortillas


I prefer flour


I'm saying that purely for a reaction


Tacos like fall apart in ur hands like ur hopes and dreams


daddy


NO


I like daddy tortillas


boi


Imma roll out I think baii


Tacos only fall apart when you're not believing hard enough


O. Bye onion


Bye Onion i'll never forget you


Bye Lyckman


I might


I think my taco just fell apart


Take your taco and put it back together then


I've had French fries fall apart in my hands before


Ok


I put French fries in mytaco


And I dip myoreos in water


I think we said Daddy too many times


I don't know how to feel about French fry taco


and it upset onion


Ok daddy


Bunmeatlettucetomatofriesmayoketchupbun


Delicious


I was gonna make burgers for dinner but it do be too windy


I like windy burgers


Wendy burgers


Where's the cheese my dude?


That was my college nickname


How was windy burgers your nickname


Well it wasnt really tbh


O.o


Bruh


Jk!


Farting is illegal in 7 cities in Florida


It is?


Why am I being reacted to with burritos


This is cyber terrorism


No, why would you believe that


Sometimes when someone says bruh I read it in a long and deep way


Go long!


!pick 3233


He shoots he scores!


boi


Minecraft zombies say Bruuuh


Bruuuh


I like when ppl say bruv


Fookin brits


Come on bruv wots this den?


Only my true bruhs are worthy of my bruvs


Fam Bruv


Whats good fam


I love when people talk in different accents and that's why Ghost is my new best friend


I bet you guys cant guess my accent


Norwegian


Close!


Wow


Fam


Bruv


Bruh


Nibba


I'm impressed but stopping my guessing there


Its not really close


Niggy


But I wanted to o my


I don't like that


I don't wanna look at that


Stop that


Thats hot


is it irish?


Spam so it gets pushed up


That is my accent


goldy beau


Ok daddy


hey guys


how is it going?


hi Fatimah


Hi!


Gooba


hello!


pretty well, thanks!


how are you, MaFayce?


Daddy! Daddyyy!


Ngl


Hey Beau, I'm good


good, I finally made my character today on witch's campaign


Show me the character sheet


That's nice, I could never continue on that


I think Im losing my mind


Takes too much time for me


Also, Walking a mile twice a week is helping a lot


I maybe will increase that to daily


Imagine not choosing a paladin


four words:


Nice


I want to play DD again but am tired of DM'ing


I've never been able to play my own character


Dungeons and Daddies!


Daddies and Dragons


i've recently started my own campaign


IM SORRY Mete


what?


sigh


it's set in the corona times


O.o


unzips


this is for you Mete


lawful paladin flashbacks


ilybb


how long have u guys been playing for?


I just joined my first lifetime campaign ever last year


and this will be my second


we're just getting it set up


ayyy, me too


i played it for the first time last yr


Alright kids, I'll be off, see ya later


c ya


have a good one, Caine


Bye Caine i'll never forget you


the joke is that I will forget him


now if he was Cairne instead


that would be something


Im out too! Later daddies!


Bye J i'll never forget you


have a good one, and take care MrJFrederick


take care MrJFrederick


METE CHANGE MY NAME


goldy beau


uh oh stinki


Mete please treat our resident Irish Goddess with the love and respect she deserves, or at least do it for me bc you love me


Hmmm


beep beep is this true?


No


I didnt


i gtg


c ya guys


Mete don't ask questions


Byee!


hope u all r doing gr8


Bye Arun i'll never forget you


This is a conundrum, indeed


An bye, take care!


I'm js


I return


if I lifted beep beep's skirt, I would go down on whatever I found


no cap


Baguette


Kinda after having been reading all day


Hey guys


hi Katelyn


Howdy


Hi Katelyn


One of my friends have been blocked


oh no


Riiip


Is there any way to get him back


you're not supposed to discuss disciplinary matters


Blocked from?


Welcome to the Server!. Feel free to talk to active members here in mainchat or turtlesidechat We have tons of specific text/VC channels and lots of games for you to enjoy. Be sure to stock up on server currency and have a nice stay, cheerio xx


you can DM Jasmine to open a modmail


Oh dorry


it's okay


I'm just here to help


WHO IS BLOCKED


OH BOY


Hows everyone


Hold on, hold on


how can you prove it


Hmm


Did you record vc?


Hmmm


Its beep, she called me a daft man


WHAT


This lockdown is killing me too


Is it not reasonable to assume that, were anyone to baselessly claim you to be Stinki, that the appropriate response be to jokingly respond that it's because you went down on their mom/dad earlier?


Don,'t be fooled by her lies people


Rather than take offense and feel embarrassed?


Me rn


this is kangaroo court


Can we do? Hg


So many people typing at the same time


Shoot with them bullets, be my bonnie to my clyde


Cant keep up


Katelyn it gets a bit wild I find it helps to address people in your messages


There is a slow chat


Im probably not for main chat


slowchat tends to be a bit more appropriate during busy hours


Idk why I'm typing here


bc you came here to say hi to me, beep beep


which, btw, was incredibly sweet


Ofcourse


I'm a wild wild man, without a plan


and you're gonna get some really deep, heavy, long yui kisses later


Damnnn


hello


Lewd


What is the point of this?


I just got discord


what's the point of anything, Barbod?


Mete has no pfp


but, to answer honestly


I lauff


this is just a chat room, basically


it has the ability to post pictures and videos and such


I never managed to use a chatroom


I remember i has tried on deviant art


Until it becomes reality?


Savage ikr


From what country are you, Barbod?


The lovely county of uk


Nice!


There are lots of UK users here


beep beep you can't come strapped without the proper gear you'll thank me later


I made a post on Reddit for this and a nz guy asked me for a selfie


I said no and he blocked me


Heziah


So I tried this


Barbod I'm sorry you went through that


Can u edit Heziah discord on the screens


People on the internet can be really weird and mean


It was honestly terrifying


Yeah 1 sec


I mean... Girls get it all the time


Yes


Girls GET IT ALL THE TIME


I sometimes give it to girls


Oh really


Damnn


They don't come back for seconds usually


That's kinda hawt


Owo


Wanna ship Barbod


I've been shipped before


I mean, im a guy an i never ask for nudes so shrug


I ended up in Switzerland for 6 months


SE hey same:


Very good


Yeah respect does exist I guess


Has anyone successfully asked for nudes?


Like right of the bat?


Nope


Don't talk about it on this server please


Hiya Moira


Not that good looking or charming for that


Barbod hmmm, y'all ask for nudes? I offer to send them.


The concept of nudity?


Is forbidden


well, so


Makes sense honestly...


there are rules to protect the underage visitors


Yes


It could sow... Discord


and other rules just to protect everyone


DONT TALK ABOUT NUDES HERE


Whoa hey I'm just lurking


Don't know what to talk


Whoa u weren't spose to agree


What are the concepts which are not to be discussed?


Well there are a lot of things which exist but we treat them like they don't


Hi moira u ok?


I'm great


Are you okay


Nah not really


Why


Been down an boredly reading a book to try an escape my sadness


Who had a good day?


I had my first pizza in like 3 months


That bot Farah looks cute


Ohh okay


beep beep Here ya go


MiTHMoN HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE


oh boy


Heziah I LOVE IT THANK YOU


that's a loaded question


Ty, it was fun figuring out how to do that. The left monitor looks better than the right one but I think it makes it funnier


goldy beau


Obviously not me but


I'll throw myself down the stairs daily for him


that's an attractive man


awww you're too kind beep beep


other than the hair, physique, face, eyes, teeth, and skin


I'm p much a dead ringer


With enough determination all that and more can be yours BeaunusPoints


I mean


maybe most of it


wdym, use a knife and claim it brother


I have a pic of me dressed in schoolgirl uniform


But that's not for public


Mete Can I see you with the girl filter on Snap?


Hey yall


howdy


Heybale


thats me


That's right


My name is actually Barbad


I mistyped my own name


Everyone is gone, okay


that's all I wanted


To be alone


I'm a chatroom for making friends


All by myself


You're not all alone


You can stay


Oh thanks


So how is your life?


Rate it out of 46


Hbu


46 is an interesting number to choose


Mine is like 32


Yes


I once didn't speak to anyone in 3 weeks


But I do miss my friends and work


Except shop workers


That was pre lockdown


Good times


I see


Lock down does some crazy stuff to a person


Yeah, what?


I need examples


Like makes me actually work out


Pfft


Not me


Or I actually get work done


thats what I thought too


Yeah I have noticed I'm working a lot harder than expected


Like a sucker


It's the while plan


Coronavirus is just here to make us work harder


Get stuff done


And get rid of the unproductive elderly


Double whammy


There we go


We have solved the puzzle


Have you heard any good conspiracies?


Like... Good


Other than the 5g towers infecting everyone with sickness


haybales bruh


I think 5G is actually a bit nefarious though


It's totally for supporting surveillance and stuff


yeah


But nah. Haven't really heard any good ones recently


I watched an hour long video of David Ike


The lizard people conspiracy guy


Omg. Lizard people


A lot of what he says kinda makes sense


It's just he draws the dumbest conclusions for why is being done


i always suspected autistic people to be lizards


It's funny because autistic people like David Ike


Hmmm


But he thinks that is gonna be used to take people's freedom away... Like the patriot act after 9/11


Wtf did I walk in to


Welcome back Ghost


You know, you kind of lost me there


I'm green now


Are you guys talking about how 5G caused corona?


GREEn


No just me


No they're talking about the theory of how come people thought 5g caused corona


Somewhat


Yeah


Ignorance mostly


Very true


The sun gives off more radiation than 5G


And its not even close


yeah but peoples concerns with 5g towers aren't related to radiation


Do you know what? Ignorance and suspicion aren't the same thing


Sometimes suspicion and ignorance accompany each other tho


How they appeared right as corona appeared


Oh man the ominous forces that want to kill off the population thing


Yeah but like... Just because someone says something is bad for a dumb reason doesn't by default mean they're wrong and it's good


Look Ill entertain anyones theories Barbod


Dont misunderstand me


People said smoking was good


smoking is still good


I just happen to want 5G to rollout faster


And oil sludge being dumped into the drinking water


yeah but smoking should've never been a widely accepted thing while making marijuana illegal


and by smoking, I meant tobacco


DellFan99 I agree with you on that


I don't care about 5g I just want that google fiber internet


Yes but hindsight is 20/20


I got fiber now but I WISH it was that google fibre


This 200m a sec shit isnt cutting it when people are getting gigs a sec


I have 6mb a sec


Honestly i'm pretty happy with 100mb but 1gb would be nutty


What about me


Because rats eat the internet wires in my area


Damn bro I got left out too


Id blow a dude for 1g internet speed


Or in general I guess


goldy beau


Golden loves y'all


love y'all


When someone says nut and nutty joe isnt here


That's what it is


Love y'all


Please no more nutty joe


I need a break from that


I love goldy too


yessir


I'm the OG nut


Thats a good guy


Hey everybody


Hey bro


pay that premiuim price for 1gb, reddit would load so fast


MMM reddit


nuttybuckethead get in here nd turn ur cam on


Heyo


So sweet and delicious and creamy


Heyyyu


robBoj think of the illegal porn streaming bro


YES


beep beep oh what I'm chop liver?


ghost nooo


No more will you have wiener in hand watching a loading screen


I just want to meet my true love on reddit


you don't want me to get in and turn mine on?


I see how it is


What


Stinki


I would like to make a connection in these ways: mental, physical, spirit, illegal.


You broke your rules


Moira I ain't ever gonna edit a photo for you again


WHY


nothing worse than finishing as the video buffers tbh


Omg right robBoj the moment youre about to finish its like SEC BUFFERING”


xxpssyslayerxx my nemesis


hey ghost


new band name


Maybe


xxpssyslayerxx love you


Hi Hez lop u too


Why you judge me g


O


Things are getting hot and heavy


Im going to make some ramen for this


Coming soon myself and hez vs pssy and onion in a cage match


And watch cartoons


I dont judge you I jus want the invite


Yeah but pssy and onion hate eachother too


Oof, I'm out


Good


smh my nitro ending soon why torture myself


Well use that to our advantage


I want a hard fight


hard


That and the skills we learned at the university of Chris brown school of gender equality studies


happy birthday MiTHMoN ily buddy


I like when Chris brown wears baby blue during his apologies


To seem soft


Boy can sing and dance tho so I guess we forgive him


EEEk


But Chris Brown is an abuser


Idk. Im mad at my bro bc he still loves r Kelly


Him and Rihanna made up and she forgave him


And if Riri can forgive him


No forgiveness


So can I


Also man, questions SLAPS


My answer is the answer that will make the most of age women in this chat like me


I'm on the phone with my kid


I hate that it jam so hard


But not love me


But thats the Caribbean in me


Its an interpolation of a soca invented in Trinidad song called turn me on that he redid


Respect


The one named miss Judy and the one named rebekkah


Pssy


Oh Sean Paul get busy MrJFrederick


Hey its NEGAVERASE rick


Ahhh caribana


You in tdot bro?


Close


LIT


Im at Kennedy and eglinton


O word!


Like literally 5 minutes from Kennedy station


I do a lot of latin dance so I go to dovercourt a lot


By bloor


I didnt even go to caribanna last time because theres always shootings and stabbing dms


The Caribbean community dont know how to act smh


Im actually from buffalo ny. Its way more ghetto here


Also Jamaicans and trinis will always have our quiet war


Hi all


Word I be in Buffalo sometimes


hey pickle rick


East buffalo where you got Griselda from


You should see the Puerto Ricans and the Dominicans at the grease pole festival


Grrrttt


sup


meow


Alright I gotta get my food


Bro I used to be in corona queens playing razor tag with Puerto Ricans


Trust me I know


My best friend dominicano


De lo mio


QUE LO QUE PANA


Man I miss nyc now


I havent been since feb 2018


are nightclubs still open there?


Probably not


i remember webster and apcha remodelling


Man aint nothing open periods


Period


I doubt a lot of things from NYC are open there


especially at Manhattan


Manhattan


Uptown or death


I rather be on far rock than anywhere that isnt upper Manhattan tbh


At least Ill still be in queens


Hi friends


ello


Howdy


hello


Who wants to be my friends


Jk


!pick 2653


That sounds crazy


Captain


pick me


I like friends


How y'all doing today?


Wow haybale you gonna not comment on the song but you're gonna show up back here i see how it is


hungry


Same


feed me toad


feeds you cyanide


sleep little one


!balance


Who wants to be my roach daddy


ew


havn't you done!weekly


!work


Nani


!twerk


!shart


Ok


I feel weak


I wonder why


y'all


Corona?


SquidCena too much wanking?


I'm not sick... just bored I guess?


Not enough wanking?


Costa Is that... why?


Maybe


You must channel your chi


Too much gives u fatigue


You have angered the gods with your hedonism and they have afflicted you with ataraxia


Sky daddy forgives you


Maybe I'm just bored


boi


I haven't left my block for sometime


A month I mean


I feel u


I've started to enjoy looking at the other houses around


Nice


I'm starting to like my ceiling


It's made me realize that... every house is nice and unique


Do you like architecture?


Yes I do a lot


brutalist architecture


Cool


Architecture architecture


Yea


I live in a church


crazy


It has some pretty cool architecture. My apartment used to be a classroom


welcome curvin


Hi curvin


is everyone on casual talk drunk by any chance


Yes, daddy


beep beep good night


BeaunusPoints good night!


Force2Force good night!


Good night Beans


I thought we were going to talk about architecture in here


casual chat is cursed


Blursed


Beans good night beans


Has it slowed down?


Yes?


Okay


no


party of 2 what a crowd


Can't believe they implemented video chat in this


Oh, there's 3 now


Too funny


It has slowed haybales


Very much so


I think i might have killed it


Oof


Everyone went to bed


Not me


Im a bad boy


, me neither


I have to get up mad early tmrw for work though


We, gross


On Saturday


Yeah


What do you do?


I work tues thru sat now. I work for the DMV


Oh yeah, you said that earlier


suh


OOO ok haybales not now bc im tired


But can I ask you about being a teacher sometime?


Yeah, of course. I love to talk about teaching


Ive been thinking about going back and getting my teaching certificate


Ok cool


Hi cat


Cute


Mete relatable


VERY cute


very relatable


I not know this


big cat


Those poor animals


OOO when I was ignorant and young I pet lion cubs in South Africa


sus


Is that you Ayato?


Lions look so fluffy


OOO daddy


Baby


i have so many cat pics bruh


Cats are great


Pumpkin Pie Guy holding them back is the real crime


Thats what she said and by she I mean Carole baskin


This is getting freaky


What does sus mean


I tried googling but dont think I found the right definition


suspicious


Gotcha


You learn something new everyday


suh


I have learned a lot here


I learned that I can clear out the chat by saying things like YES daddy!


Hello, how goes everyone?


Hey


Pretty good, my liege


Id take him home


Id give to Carole baskin


Same ngl big cats are cute af


Yeah


yes, especially when they bite you in the face


They are like the daddies of the animal kingdom


Ummm...


i have 4 medium sized cats


Oh u dudes r doin vcs again


Yeah vcs are pretty lit rn


big clusterfrick


Noice


Noice noice


Nice


F for respect


bread cat


Big if true


Inbread


MiTHMoN Happy Birthday mate


happy bday


Happy biiirrrfday


Happy fartday. I meant to say birthday but I farted


thid cat looks cute


How do you know this is a cat?


hax


Its tail


Haxxor


I don't see anything


Not the whiskers, not the ears, not the tail


its a cat


i asked it


You must see deeper


You must ask deeper


the same cat after you mistake it for something else


I do not like


My pant feel funny


Pant


Still looks like its smiling though


suh


What does suh mean


!pick 2814


guys is sonic the hedgehog a cat


Maybe?


bruh


Um


No daddy


Acc. to the dictionary suh means sir


I dont really mind killing it


I mean if there was some mind blowing discourse or if someone was really connecting w someone, Id feel bad


True


Yeah


For this Sphinx and sonic the hedgecat talk... Im like whatever dad


What are you most passionate about haybales


Sleep


Like in terms of hobbies, etc


O


Sleep thats where Im a pirate!


Nah, I really like art and drawing


and coaching swim team


O cool! I suck at drawing but I wish I drew more


OOO yeah you mentioned


Swim is INTENSE


What level do you coach again?


I love it. Swam my whole life and now coach two swim teams


corn dog


Rutroh


I coach a summer introduction league and a USA swimming league as well


O wow. So that must keep you really busy


nice


I hear swim usually starts pretty early too


Not right now with pools closed but yeah, I'm basically on the run most days


When I used to coach rowing it was like 5:30am 6 days a week


Yeah 5:00am


Woot


Yea


And I bet its crazier during competition season too right


Yeah, the USA swimming is year round so we're always busy


Don't die


Aghhh. And yea dont die


Dying is so February


I just live to work


And yeah


I feel like when my energy doesnt go into good things it goes into bad


ESP when Im on reddit


Yeah, I get lazy af when I'm not doing stuff


YES


Reddit is my go to when I wake up


Yep yep


I spent so many yrs in college and afterward just coaching and working, when I stopped I got LAZY


but still ate the same


, thats me after I stopped swimming


Bro I could down like 3 big macs and not gain anything when I swam, now, not so much


yeah


Well after rowing I got into running so when I was running like 5060 miles a week. I could eat all the things


Omg. I cant run to save my life


So good on you


5060 miless. Dammmn


I cant swim so maybe we can teach each other


Nice job


Dude cycling feels good


Thanks! Im really proud of it bc I suck at running BUT...Sooo actually


Rogan are you a Joe Rogan fan?


Most good runners or pro level run from 80100 a week


Yeaaa


Love joe


Ayyy


You're a Buddy o' mine henceforth


Serles word


Thats crazy MrJFrederick


I watch almost every episode


Roe joegan


Not fully


But like an hour of it or so


I watched the whole Lex Friedman


The whole Michael Yo


Yea michael yo was great


Corona insights


Heziah looking good


Did you see the part about the ventilators?


And half Dr. Rhonda Patrick and half Tom Papa yet


Yeah I did


I knew Ventilators are bad


Dm?


Both my paternal and maternal grandfathers died on a ventilator


Gimme 2 mins and then we can chat wherever you like


Sounds good


If it is Corona related coronavirus is also an option to benefit other folks too


Hi lauren


haybales thank you it's actually BeaunusPoints


Was just gona talk about the jre in general


OOO, well the looking good BeaunusPoints


TT


Rosella


TT ayyy


GANG


Unless youre not Trini


We have riffle longer than Bamboo


Then I hate you


Welcome to Trinibad


where the riffle taller than hilton


Anybody watch kurzgesagt here?


Hello all


Just woke up


Finish the god damn manga tobi


Ffs


LITney Spears copper make boy head spin like top?


Rogan ok free now


Sweet


BoopBoop you are cattrinifishining me


I demand VC with patois


Rn


!rob Pikachu


!work


CURVIN come back we miss you


Who do you miss


It says invalid


Pls beg


!fight 100 red


That statement is relevant in South Western India


During spring


Yeh


!pay beep beep 1


!fight 500 red


Spam


Slayer pay me


Am I allowed to say uhhh skadoodlespunk here


Hey yall


Whats up xxpssyslayerxx


!pick 4756


Killie Luna Heziah


Omg baby roachies


What does it do?


Picking up roaches?


Its food


Not much just watching YouTube wbu


Hey Pikachu


Waiting for breakfast


Hello


Where you from


Hey moj


Florida


India


You?


Nice


!pay Bazil 1


Mojjj


Wow roaches are currency?


Hi goat


How are you


xxpssyslayerxx hi


Hi lazy


What part of Florida you from Pikachu


What ya doing slayer


South


Bout to start workin out jn


Was jus checkin in


Pikachu same


Okeee brb


Interesting


Where


xxpssyslayerxx the gym open?


Miami


Same


Wow


Lmaooo


Im bored


Lets be friends omg


I'm not looking for friends, only friends with benefits


jewelgoat hi bored


I'm not your dad


Hi lazy


You'll whisper into my ear


Naughty things?


Yeah only if you tip my onlyfans


Soo many transactions...


Alrighty then


Yo lazypawtato your stimulus check came in


Rutroh


Someone needed some stimulus


mojelb7r somehow looks better imagining that model in your pfp giving it to me


Isnt that Nikki Minaj


Or smthg


MrJFrederick bmottt


lazypawtato Megan the stallion


OOO motts Apple juice!


me afk


Pikachu where in Miami


Proper Miami


You?


In between Miami lakes and Pembroke Pines


Further south


I will be in your area tomorrow


What you in Kendall?


Pikachu damn you taking me out to dinner first right


Passing by the shops


Main Street?


Pemproke gardens


I love going there


I usually go to twin peaks to meet up with friends from my bike group


Have you tried the habit? Its really good


Yeah I used to go there quite a bit


Not up there


I tried it down here


Brass tap used to be good


The one in mountain blu?


I like the pub


I need to find some good pubs


I know one in downtown, an Irish one


But yeah twin peaks is fun


Gets crowded


It always is


I need to find a pub with cheap beer so I can get wasted for cheap


Ahhh I used to go there every weekend with this chick


But sadly she moved to a diff state


So my reason to be up there lessened


Yum


Still ride by Weston cause its nice there


Pdq is fire though


Especially south west ranches


YOOO PDQ


Yeh pdq


Get them tenders


PDQ can get it


Waffle fries


Some sweet Sriracha and honey mustard


The fries


That's the life


I love them pickles


Have you tried mission BBQ


Late at night


All just dancing away outside


I think I passed by there


Aren't they by Weston?


In that plaza


Yeahhh


And one in Davie


They good?


Yeah my ex friend lived next to it


Bbq food is kinda overrated


Like ribs are too messy to enjoy for me


Yeah its good


Aight maybe next time


Gotta have deep pockets if you eating with someone that eats a lot tho


I'm by gables


Go to a buffet?


So literally center of everything


when she ordering too much


There are some good buffets


Coral gables? Yeah thats close to me


Yeh


Yeah Im outside Miami lakes


K then


I ride all over south Florida


Same


Like the other day me and my group rode to Delray Beach


But I drive


Oh nah Im on a bike


I know


You go out to the car meets


I went out to one in coral gables and we made it on the news and to the only in dade page for doing donuts and running from the cops


Tobi should really just accept that he and I are besties by now


Im serious


!pick 5892


!work


!weekly


slow ass week


how you doing Error


Good


Hoi


Back


I don't know what this is but S500 sounds good


!bonus


aww


!daily


ok


those are the only ones


Pikachu posted the video


I just watched a video where a woman ate a banana with ketchup


It was not relaxing at all


If only you were a chick man I'd take you fine dining at missions


Pikachu hey I look good with a wig on


I guess if I close my eyes


So what did the cops do


that's as much as you get


lmao


Cute


Who is that goldy


that's my kid


What is his nmae


If you look closely you can see some small lights riding on the sidewalk behind the apartments across. That was me on my bike cause the cars blocked the exit and I wasnt gonna stay trapped


Pikachu follow us to different spots


Eventually they sent out a chopper


Thats a great looking dog


ty, she likes to think so


A chopper?


What breed is she? BeaunusPoints


Nice dog


!work


Do you know what happened to the rest?


Pikachu they always scatter


Some get caught most dont


They were trapped


What breed is she?


MrJFrederick looke like a crossbreed with a collie and something else


I dont worry cause cops dont chase bikes


I was thinking a border collie or Australian shepherd


Golden for mod


Bob the kelpie


NO


Beep for mod


golden for mod


Golden and mete for mod


Nice


she's amazing


but you have to be very positive in your training, and get her tons of exercise and mental stimulation


My parents have a cavalier and its super smart. Knows tons of words


ban coffee


COFFEE FOR MOD


also


Coffee of onion for mod


I want some coffee


GOOD NIGHT COFFEE!


If you know what I mean


hop in VC we're on webcam coffee


im grosss


you don't have to turn your cam on


im content


you can just watch the 3 of us


like beep and giggles


and mete


we got music producer


im okay


but ty


Pikachu Iced coffee


!work


!weekly


Bitch


mete gimmie ya roaches


Outerspace.png for mod


Coffee how do I give u my roaches


!pay beep beep 150


Thank you


!pay beep beep 50


Hey


Is vc poppin rn or are yall quiet


!Rob Force2Force


They talking


Hi mine of clams


About roaches I think


!rob beep beep


I'm 17. Anyone in my age range?


!rob Misty


sorry im 4


Try the


Excuse you


Make new weenies here server


some of that bs


augh


Hey guys lets be nice to the new ppl


Or at least English


Finna hop into vc and watch everyone get quiet


Me too getting in the vc


mojelb7r literally me when i hop into a vc


Wc rabble


I already follow you there


Uhoh


I created an account just to sub


angela


Mete hey werent you the one who sent me those feet pics


Join vc yall


Outerspace.png5391 twins


twinsies


Sisters


okay


love y'all


okay ill try


Bap


Hoiii fries


hoiiinion


Whatisup


i'm good and in a good mood


typical


Good


yay


Any football fans here?


american?


or naw


ya me milo


I got stuck in tiktok hell


You watch one video and boom you are stuck watching the rest


just uninstall


ignore heziah he's drunk


tiktok be looking trash


Its entertaining


i suppose


kiruwu nah eu


rumourscape which club do you support


ah


i'm not


i hate any kind of sport


except perhaps badminton


!pick 2488


milo barca


rumourscape nice I support juve


Ola ola


Puede ser?


How are you hoodrats doing today


Hola


i'm dying


Ola Tobias


My nemesis


Diablita


Como estas papi


Bien bien


Y tu?


nutty joe


Whats going on


Pikachu que bola


satan ily come join us


Yes hiii


nutty slow


nutty bow


Slide over then


Que bola indeed


I love how ppl say they dont use discord like its tinder/instagram,tbh its funny to me since girls just get dms by guys thirstin a lot, kinda makes it hard to chat to friends if ppl be floodin dms ngl


Pikachu drop the addy


Just do you vro


Ignore the thirsties


Omg ily too coffee I completely missed your message


When you need to walk quietly


kiruwu aww no ur too cute to die


She kick me out Im like vro


nutty tiptoe


nuttyjoe


tru


uhmmm, oop


Se


Stfu


You secret thirsty


If they your homies why they putting the thirstiest above you


When you are an annoying government drone


They dont owe them anything


SE sadly yes, das also why I left the subreddit tbh


nutty crow


They choose to reply to them first


I am?


I'm innocent


I hear things


From?


Golden


Tobias wild af foreal


I got sent a server's customary msg of a furry porn gif a dude literally does this with every new person that pops in the server


When you eat cereal


Golden is a vessel of knowledge


Nutty cheerio


Idk u can talk to girls rather easily here, maybe the amnt of thirsty ppl here are low


You are confusing my mouth with yours


Sis


nutty joe


nutty whoa


Satan bruh


Force2Force do u live in a dorm


Do I know u


Pikachu bruh moment


nutty no


nutty foe


nutty roe


what is happening


Nutty joe


nutty glow


nutty who


When you hate someone


nutty joe whats my nutty name again


rumourscape i live in the barracks


Still is


Nutty go


when you need to leave


nutty slo


Sapo


Nutty mama


nutty go


Aw thnx


nutty low


But not really


Hey everyone


When you ask what the opposite of high is


Ya,your cool dude so thats why we can be best friends now,fk tobi k


Satan nice on the inside don't @ me


Im not


Im gonna say something, but its offensive, so sorry Im advanced


Getting fomo from not being on vc


Did Sumn say tsundere


Nutty joe


Satan ofc she isn't, she's Satan ffs


Ye


Thats moira tho


Pssy


Shes a super tho


hi Todd


when you were born with mental problems


Hahahhs


nutty slow


Ello mate


sorry


Someone tell me what Moira saying


Super thot beep beep


Nutty fast


Isn't she sleeping


Shes on vc


That's not even her


That's jacob


Nutty joe


When you copy me


nutty joe


Its beep


nutty joe x3


The loml


I need lotion


Bc your skin dry af


I got shea butter


Can we start the nutty joe train again


The deception


You gonna nut


moisturized GANG


Idk whah that is


Who is nutty


Y'all using moisturizers?


Slayer u suc


Y'all moisturize


Yall not moisturizing out in these streets


when you nut on joe and you need to describe it


nutty joe


WHAT


Who wants me


Satan


Whos not moisturizing so I can block rn


No one go awaybeep beep


i stay moisturized fym


I always do bb


Block me, I ain't never moisturize


Nutty joe


GOODNIGHT beep beep


Think I wont


Omg


Too many nutty joes


When you nut all over yourself and youre name is joe


When you need to leave because you started something


nutty go


Caillou and Commie both start with a C


I mesn that is true ngl


i also blame myself


When you are in debt and you need to pay it off


nutty owe


genius right here


when youre a small black bird


Nutty crow


When the light turns yellow


When nutty joe acts like beep beep


nutty slow


The world freezes


When youre an extremity of the foot


Nutty toe


Thats nutty nail tho?


nutty poo


When you present something to people


nutty show


Not foot i mean unless your dmin for feet pics


Just moisturized


nutty moist


Feeels so good


Nutty moistly


I rarely do


Hello guys


when you are closely related to the bison


nutty buffalo


Hi majer


Im mete


Ppl be moisturizing but not hydrating


No I'm metee


When youre the opposite of a yes


When youre mete


Nutty no


Nutty mete


Mete


Meteor


Mete vs beefcake, who wins?


METER


Can we do hunger games?


Quick question Mete is it pronounced meet or met


Or met eh


Welp imma head to sleep ciao folks


meted


Gn se


That moment when you see your moisturizer has Shea butter in it: nutty unmoisturizer


SE nutty dont go


When SE leaves


i use Shea butter why u hatin


nutty go


Lewds scarin me


leaves faster


When youre a female dear but also a term that applies to cute girls


Nutty doe


I was gonna type Shea butter, for what?” But I spelled it wrong and it auto corrected to shes nutty”


When you're being angsty: nutty woe


When youre Homer Simpson


nutty doh


nutty simp


I'm majer mojelb7r


Mete for mod


Nutty simp for mod


When you connect 2 or more pieces of fabric together using a machine


nutty sew


Guys I'm mete


nutty joe u have simps


when you dont care


nutty so


nutty moe


when you own a company


nutty co.


When you own a corporation


nutty Co.


When you own a conglomerate


mete joe


When youre on a boat and you need to move it


nutty row


When you have to say you have an allergic reaction to peanuts: Nuttyno nuts ver.


Doesnt work


Needs to rhyme with joe


true


nutty cbt


when you are in the worst Star Wars trilogy


when u get top notch sauce


Nutty nut


nutty poe


when you eat bee vomit


Honey joe


Ruining Edgar Allen Poe for me me,fk nutty joe


nutty evermore


nutty post


I get that


When you save something for later so you keep it in a safe place


nutty stow


we need a channel for these rhymes


When you live in a cold place and its winter


nutty snow


When someone cums in the snow


WHY DID VC DIE SO FAST


U left chef


Ill join


Do it bish


Dr leeroy wanted back Barret


What killed vc


Slayer u suc


It needs to rhyme with joe


Me


beep beep can confirm the accent killed the vc


nutty shmoe


Nutty Moria


mojelb7r no, the joke was nutty snow


It needs to rhyme with joe, I make the rules


nutty bust


Yes


Especially you mojelb7r


Nutty climax


nutty pls do


I'm getting sleepy again


Weird


Guys entertain me


Alri, we got more rhymes


Pikachu Subscribe to my onlyfans for hot entertainment


Nutty blow


Nutty sfw only


I'm brittish


im beep beep wym


the sexy irish chiccc


When youre playing youre favourite card game


nutty uno


Thats the real beep beep


If you get more dms than me I will cry


aaw bb boo ill dm u dw


Majer is already more popular


boop boop?


beepbeep


MiTHMoN Happy birthday!


Duck u


Yall cant fight


no u


cute!


take it nomic


When you have a bond in the third custody and only taking effect when when a specified condition has been met


i really want to pet a cat rn


nutty escrow


bruh


mith, hiii!


Nutty foe


Korby get a cat


When you hate someone


its mitthh!


beep beep BeaunusPoints MaFayce Korby


Thanks


nutty foe


nutty joe why


poo poo


Hello my child


I have arisen


pee pee


helooo!


nutty what


happy birthday mith!


When you are having an argument and you have a counter point


nutty although


Nutty Kpop


Alright time to go to bed


When u don't have a counter argument


See yall it was fun talking to yall


Cya


night night


Have a good night mojelb7r


gn


hello


Whats good mightyminebuster


When youre an Italian sauce


nutty pesto


Wait u have Italian sauce


u people wanna play settlers of catan?


When u get fish eggs


Send sauce


Nutty roe


SEND SAUCE


SSEND SAUCE


Anyone got sauce on this sauce?


How about, I say the first have and you guys guess the nutty


Sure


maybe another day i'd be down to try settlers of catan


When you have a nice house in France


Hmm


Nutty French Abode


when ur an actor in John Wick


Nutty Willem Dafoe


k if u want to play go on this link


Wrong, it was nutty chateau


Keanu Chungus


The french are overrated


When you are on an elevate slate of land


When you're something of a scientist yourself


Nutty William Dafoe


nutty plateau?


Nutty Plato


Fuck


nutty plateau is right


night mojelb7r


Gonna go try to raise my IQ above 50 now


When you illegally park and your car gets taken away


nutty tow


Nutty toe


FUck


Wrong tow Korby


Ive never played catan but it looks fun


I gotta sleep doe


gnn


when ur a female deer


Nutty doe


nutty doe


When you need to give someone something, but theyre far away


nutty throw


that one was good


When ur a highly intelligent black feathered bird


When youre good at something


Nutty crow


nutty pro


When youre a government drone


nutty crow


Yeah


when ur making a garment


Nutty sew


When youre an alien and you need to fly somewhere


nutty go


when u ask him what hes doing


Nutty step bro


when your a goodfriend


nutty UFO


When ur doing a performance


Nutty Comrade


Nutty show


when u put your bags away on an airplane


nutty stow


When you need to hold up a status


!work


nutty quo


When you get knocked over: nutty prone


When youre making bread but you didnt put it in the oven


When you breathe your last breath


Nutty void


Nutty


Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans jeans


Boots with the fur with the fur


The whole club was lookin' at her


She hit the floor she hit the floor


Next thing you know


Shawty got low low low low low low low low


nutty dough


Boots with the jean


I do not know why this is actually fun


when u refuse


It is


Coz nutty got flo


When you're down with a small illness: Nutty cold


When youre using large ships to transport large objects over seas


nutty cargo


When you ask nutty who started in Titanic?


nutty leo


When you can save me 15 or more on car insurance


nutty gecko


This was the best one


When you need to remove a local federal building


Nutty Ammonium nitrate mixed in a 16:1 ration with a 1:1 ratio of gasoline and motor oil


High octane race car fuel is optional


y i k e s


you forgot nutty


When Nutty becomes the only guy keeping the server bangin


nutty bro


When you dont wear underwear


nutty commando


People wear underwear?


When you are in Mexico


nutty taco


When youre in taco land


When you live in the woods


Nutty The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


Too slo


nutty Mexico


Reminder: the end needs to rhyme with joe


!pick 7916


When you sing them a song because youre the man


No, it must be about tearing down 5G towers


nutty piano


When Nutty converts to Islam and renames himself to Mohammed


Nutty Mo


When the only thing keeping you alive is the car industry


Haram


nutty radio


hi mete


why mete


Banana Beau


yui kiss Tallbott


Beau why


yui kiss Mete


goldy beau


!work


beau why banana beau


beau why what?


oh


bc they asked me to?


so why not?


The peel has all the nutrients, you are doing it the right way


it was fun


I don't eat the actual banana peel lmao


nutty incognito


When you right about communism


nutty manifesto


Hi Rose hru?


Im okay ell, how are you love


when you're a beautiful human being who loves all of y'all


When youre not able to communicate


nutty incommunicado


Happy to be outside more these days


Im never happy


when you're talented and considered to be skilled at what you do


goldy afficianado


wow


Im in love


yui kiss BeaunusPoints


awww


I'm happy you don't hate me yet


are you drunk


just started drinking


When you star to get quiet


nutty diminuendo


I dont drink


BeaunusPoints you gonna wanna star this one


When you're BeaunusPoints and you want to combine two or more words to create a new word


Goldy Portmanteau


YEAAA


When youre a painter


My Job here is Done


when you're part of tmnt


goldy donatello


nutty Leonardo


Roderich boop boop?


When someone asks beep boop?”


nutty no


When nutty joe and godly beau work together


nutty beau


GODLY BEAU


Saltyasparagus that was so fookin trash, u should jump off a cliff


How do you become part of the nutty fan club, and also why is that a thing


I tried to buy, but apparently roles are gone


Im confused


It's the Bri ish Nutty's fan club


it's not about you nutty joe it's about the OG nutty nuttybuckethead


the one who has the autoreact emoji


hi jewelgoat


How are you


I'm fairly well, and you?


Im going great


i bought it for u nutty joe


jewelgoat hey going great


that's awesome


Yea


Mete I'm just playing around, I know sarcasm is hard to get while texting. But I come in peace.


Don't mute me pls


Also unmute TTS bot


yikes, but fair


Bruh moment


What's going on


Why don't you like me?


Is if cause of my mighty


Pls pp


It


pls pp


F


Yui f Arlon


feelsbadman


smol pp


Saltyasparagus I bet it tastes like your name


Idk


mete


pls no


guess another F in the chat is in order


Rickrick


I'm too tired to cry


Report it


Rickrick mete


Harbour rose can you stop existing for just a second


Why ban?


why not ban


Rickrick have you tried being a better person


Krongold head shaver


Barbera Gordon


we allow toxicity, harrassment, bullying, threatenning, inciting violence, unsolicited pornography


Mete The Trickster


idk who sha is but if she's anything like ussy she can't get enough of me


mete i have no idea what you look like but Im sure you are gorgeous


BeaunusPoints I wanna be you when I grow up


unlike rick


Well...


Mete if you shave your head we can be bald buddies


yaaasss


yui ship


eeevery rooose has it's boyyye


Also no accent


mete is a minor


mete please be 18


since when


yeah, mete is of age


Mete lookin 10/10


Double him


mete is there a unibrow behind the phone


dont lie


yes


oh he shaved for that one


goldy beau


!rob Pikachu


SO CLOSE


mete how tall


5 2


anyone want to keep me hard long enough to be ready to hit Tobi


Ima for some reason that's hot


you know whats hot


mete ignoring my question


yeah, you do dig those boys who ignore you


Yup guys are hot here.


Im always surprised when I see boys w lips


wooow gold


way to hit me where it hurts


I mean, I do, too


mete looks like hed bully me irl too


!rob BeaunusPoints


Anyone just feel so empty?


Yui fight BeaunusPoints


not in here


botcommands


Duck you


pls Dads stop fighting


look at the chat be all silent while I was gone or at least that's what I'll convince myself


Give him another 10


Another one bites the dust


miss my besties, too


That looks like a squad


Wow everyone flexing about how many friends they have?


mete


whos the guy beside you tho


too


Yusuf Alev you fine


Mete not this time


wow ban Mete


Drisko I have an introvert friend who's looking for more friends who are girls


time to swat mete


since I adopted her, would it be okay if I introduced y'all?


send her to my introverted self


you're an angel


no u


mete you have like 100 more followers than me


Im impressed


Ava pop on by, girl


So people here are socially active?


I mean, like they have social lives?


yeah, lazypawtato


Ohh okay. Bye then


I just got lucky to get the friends I do have


dont listen to golden


I dont


I do


Ava stop looking at my NSFW reddit account


and get out here


Does that make BeaunusPoints my Daddy? I'm adopted!


lmao


OPE


But I like your NSFW stuff


Rebekkah this is Ava, Ava this is Knutson


Doesn't that make it more awkward


nah, it's awesome


Hello Wing


Idk I like Daddy.


You know what


ya but was the ava you met short for Avluela


I appreciate the honesty


Avluela the best!


also I'm on VC with ava rn


would you like to join us for a group DM vc or not rn?


Yes im making Daddy talk to me.


Yeah altho fair warning, I'm drinking


Glendon I was telling Ava that you're a fantastic conversationalist


hey


Hello!


Hope we're all OK.


Nut


Hi


I hope youre doing great. Not just okay.


Do you like the smell of roses? I can't smell them.


nuttybuckethead ilybb


bb


I'm trying my best


I know it's not an awesome time rn


I like the smell of roses, why cant you smell them Ava?


Ily2 Golden


maybe someday


I don't know, everyone tells me how good they smell but I smell nothing. My sniffer is broken I guess.


do you want me to insult you or something to make you feel better Madriene?


lmao


Yes please


Oh now we are getting into fun stuff.


Bring it on, step up to the plate beau!


Where did Mete go


Hes good at insulting me


everything SOUNDS SO MEAN


Idk he sounds pretty shy in voice. I think he's blushing.


Ussy


Hey baby xxpssyslayerxx


No I just wanna play with his hair


nuttybuckethead sorry man, I had to


my guy finna smash on the third sentence


!pick 5881


nutty on that ejaculate and evacuate vibe


god damnit golden


you gorgeous bald headed king


!pay BoopBoop 24


no


!work


!pay BeaunusPoints 24


I already gave moira my 150 today


ooof


lmao


almost as much trash as expletive language


Meng you shoulda seen nuttybuckethead when he was on webcam with us earlier


the guy is a king


king of scotland


yaaas


BeaunusPoints I need your kisses. I got a wicked booboo today, bruh


yui kiss Chaps Weekend


You guys


I gotchu bb


nuttybuckethead what is this, a gif for ants?


Yui kiss nuttybuckethead


Took a nasty dive on my longboard and broke my arm today


Chaps


You ok? :


Chaps is NOT ok, but that is OK


can I do anything to help Chaps Weekend


I'm still kinda bleeding and I'm almost positive my arm is broken, but I'll survive


Because it is ok NOT to be ok, but I hope you heal well Chaps


nut I love your ok”s


OK.


I hope everyone is listening


Zeba is it okay if Ava adds you as a friend?


Its ok to not be ok. Ok?


Yes absolutely


At the end of the day, we are all OK.


okay


oll korrect


Okie


I am OK.


I am okay


OK. Is my way


Emphasis


Okay is my way


Okay?


nuttybuckethead I'm as thot as they come, bb


maximum thotitude


Pls thotrate


I became my worst enemy


We know that goldy, we luv ya anyway.


love y'all


goldy beau


nutty joe becomes more popular than nuttybuckethead


nutty two


I don't gotta try


BoopBoop


Stop imitating that FEEEMALE name


I am Boop


Boop is me


beep beep


don't at her


SMadsiesS


I am the original Boop


Ahh I forgot, it's Saturday for her


pls snipe


She's weak


I am NOT


Hence why I am up


Ahh that emote


I miss


Kia Ora


Kuch nai


MaFayce India Moment


OKAY


OK.


I feel like I come here rarely now because Ive been so caught up with life lately


its been a hAssle


pluffyklouds Tell me about it!


!pick 1635


bruh


bruh moments everywhere


I mean, I hardly chat to ppl and their aint much to do besides read books an watch netflix for me


Enjoy the Simple things in life SE, not like me sitting on this server 8hrs a day


gtingz ily


ily too sexy lil egg


ngl I thought I won't be able to chat on main or slow coz ppl are so chaotic beyond my taste


Whatre you an ice cream


yes


i love ice cream


Guess what


Im the flavor u hate


gtingz can I introduce you to my introverted friend Ava who wants more friends who are girls?


Sure whats up Ava


Need all the friends. Hi!


AM SCARED OF SUGAR DADDIES


How u doing tonight


Fried chicken


am scared of fathers period


giggles bby


Hi cutie


I'm drinking and feeling it.


Hi cutie pie


ooo fun


How are you doing?


hi gigl


mradam will not get my pictures


Hi pssy


g is a mint ice cream


eugh


y'all need to all come up to WA to my house


but Im jus chilling bored waiting for someone to call me


it's cool and niiice


Hi dad


I'll call you G


dont tempt me nutty


No nutty


Don' test me


Ill call her


Don't


No


I never call her


waiiit a minute


I dont either


Hell prob be home in like a hour but I want to talk nowww


I want to get to know G more


dad


pluffyklouds who's dad?


pls stop pluff


Im scared


Yall fighting over whos gonna call me lmao


pluffyklouds hi kiddo, how are you doin?


Lmao okay nutty you got 30mins


Lmao


Then its my turn


Only if G wants to


Im up at 2am cause my sister scared me


awww bb I'm sorry


wby


If not then OK.


I'm pretty well, introducing my introverted friend Ava to more girls to try to become friends with them


Yeah YouTube's more important than G anyway f u idc lmao i make stacks and what


I just slide in gs dms with my number


NUTTY LMAOAOAOAOOA


my sister said there was something under my bunk and I feel like if I go get food Ill be dragged under my bed for eternity


omg


pluffyklouds I promise you that you won't


pluff jus got me scared now


I know Im 20 but I have a really big fear of that


mood


my mom makes fun of my for it


worst comes to worst, let's get on VC and you can turn on your phone camera facing away from you so you'll have witnesses to make sure you're safe


Im gonna make a cannonball of my bed away from under my bed


try to play lava floor


you'll be safe, I promise


put on the phione flash light


Oh and nutty u love me dont lie


My friend still jumps from her bed to her doorway because she once watched pet semetery and that scene with the bed scarred her forever


I was so scared taking a picture underneath my bed


no.


its scary under there


see look


no badbois


100 clear


I was scared that something would pop up on the camera when I was taking the photo


but it didn't


Feel bad for the lonely outlet tho ngl


and you were super brave for taking the picture!


I'm so proud of you pluffyklouds


Same I cant use it


My bed blocks the outlet


outlet didnt ask for this betrayal


today Ill use the one on the bottom


actually I could use the outlet on the bottom


let it feel appreciated too


is the outlet a bottom


Oh lord


Yall need Jesus


Howdy and morning did u all pull a all night late night?


I already have Jesus Im pretty sure hes shaking his head at me


Pls snipe


I work with a guy named Ismael, and his brother's name is Jesus


what


Snipe save XD


too fast too furious


Yes yesterday we caught u red handed


its cute when I wake up at 2am and my brother is still watching Star Wars


awww


did you tell him you love him?


I love that emoji


your brother livin the life smh


Hes sleeping


ohhh


you should say it anyway


bc you love him


I hope it isn't star wars sequals XD


Ill whisper it


even if he can't hear you


ya


If he wakes up cause Im opening the fridge


pizza


Gemme a cheese string pls


nice


I ran out


Pizza sounds good.


its Ava Max


cold pizza?


or you gonna heat it up?


gigl


I want friends chicken


Fries


yui spank gtingz


Howdy giggles


friends


Fried


Fuck me


I do both, depends where it's from for me.


I leave my pizza out on the counter and let it sit


Hi brichu and lyam


they cant hear me


No me


hi gigl


pluff pls can I hab cheese string


microwave doesnt have a sneaking food at 2am” option


Brichuuu


giglll


you know how much easier it would be for a microwave to have that option


yooo I turn the sound off


Welp, don't microwave it XD


Cold pizza is gross


Don't eat cold pizza XD


if you turn the sound off on your microwave


Unless its New York style


it only makes the HMMM sound


Cold pizza isnt that bad tbh


what if u burn ur microwave and use it to heat yourp pizza


and then the noise of the door opening and closing


Brich knows all about burning stuff


IHY


PLZ


LET ME.BREATHE


goldy beau


Nice caramel


Make more


Just go to pizza hut and order a pizza, simple as that


at least i didnt burn pasta yesserdei


I asked my mom why grown ups make dumb mistakes sometimes and she said the same reason teenagers do we thought it was a good idea and realized later it wasnt”


Actually I ended burning the chicken I was trying to fry 2 days back XD


Lost about 5 pieces of chicken XD


I want to be a stand up comedian


if pssy doesnt make fun of u for burning ur chicken, this is homophobia


aww lyam Im sure youll get it next time


SEE


Was it alive


Pssy


Homes do be kinda scary doe


Gigl


Yep I hope so, coz I got more chicken to burn today XD


Did you enjoy your sam much


Sammich


Brichu stfu gigl talkin to me


Yus


Brichuuu


Good boy


Im jokin Brichu lop you


pssy being xenophobic towards me


did you guys know Brichu made some bomb ass spaghetti


Did u?!


Ive never been scared of a xeno


LMAO THE SWITCH SIDES FASTER THAN CARDI'S FLOWS


Mmm spaghetti sounds delicious rn


i still hab spuhgett


Mail me some


i like cold spuhgett


it hits different


Yeah I guess I haven't seen it


BINCH


pls snipe


Pls snipe


ion have energy to delete


she didnt lie doe


4 years past expiry


Does anybody know how I can blur out text


Like using the black line


thingy


thi


onnn iphone?


yes


ios


okay so put at the start and end


wait on discord or like a pic


nvm Brichu got u


like this :


no space


oops


OH OKAY


THANK YOU


NP sis


if you click on this u gae


gottem


i gae


I have so much energy for a 20 year old


mood


b o o


u all very sweet people!


no u


why are sleeping beauty and cinderalla songs stuck in my mind


Ummm 2 many Disney movies XD


pls snipe


Brich


Lmao


Can you


Get pls snipe


Out of copy paste


no


this is for the caramel


nice


Nvm


shup


UO


yo


/ff


u better slash ff


pussy


hi koomer


yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


brichute


Hi kuma


life update should be long tf


kuma's roles doe LMAO


we call it range


the versatility is showing


How is everyone


alive and unstable


wbu


Im doing ok


Im okay:0


its 2:30am oopsie


nutty joe


Well it is 2:38am but I just rounded


Its 11:38 pm


2:38 pm


theres two types of people 2:38am vs 2:40am


!wyr


I dont know either of those people


2:40 am


If I was dyslexic itd be 4:20


LMAO


and that makes me a lil happy


For a sec I read KT


Its 11:40pm


I dont like being a grown up


its scary


taxes


as a baby we were all leeches


dont forget


work environment


yes


Idk why I screenshots this, but I did, and now Im looking for its use


ion think I can bicker with the old ladies at my job anymore


Like Janet, I had an absolute mental breakdown yesterday wbu


okay. theres this girl called becky n i offended her by breathing and minding my own business


Being an adult is scary my parents never taught me how to adult all my mom did was say when I become an adult shell explain to me what happened between her and my dad


Ive said it before and I fully agree with this, but my anxiety and depression has made me more funny


like school never taught me to adult


or my parents


nutty joe same


how am I supposed to adult?


!work


school never prepared me for havin a full blown panic attacks in a home depot parking lot


No, but Ive been left in a pit of sadness, where everything is a joke now


Then goin in to get some 2X4s like everything ok


School is just a mess honestly system is jacked and kids are cruel


gotta blast lycoming here


No Harold I havent been crying, its just really dusty here


LMAO


gtingz good riddance


2X4 is beer right


Or ply wood


Im only 20


lumber


Im 15


m only twenny wan


I am 18


If we are saying ages and I am still shipless XD


hi 18, 15 and 20 IM DAD


Hi sad Im the caramel you burnt


Who isnt sad


ok stay burnt


Dad? Wish I didnt know him


welp


Ouch


dad? wish i knew him


I dont have a dad


I mean I do but


he doesnt deserve the title


Well, idk


Felt that pluff


!topic


had 2 stepdads


Anyway, I feel like I dont have an actual belief system because of how much irony I put in everything


VACATION DURING THIS GLOBAL PANDEMIC


Vacation to your nearest grocery store


jk


i


m not sniping


i want to make thank you cards for fast food employees ngl


My vacation XD


for doing their job?


nutty joe


I have unused thank you cards and I need to do something with them


my mom works at the hospital


send them all to one person


Gets free donuts all the time


Shes livin it up


Well send them to me XD


send me one thanking me for existinf


pluffyklouds make a paper card fort


She deserves her free dough nut!


subsitute it for toilet paper


I think Ive been complemented one time in my life


for being burnt


on zhqt


My mom bought Walgreens toilet paper today and I didnt even know Walgreens had toilet paper


gtingz eats paper give it to her


majer go back to slow


Hello gio!


Oh majer


No brichu lemme stay


Actually Ill use my thank you cards and send them to my doctors that did my surgery during the pandemic


dont forget the top 3 anime betrayals by Majer


I am have no allegiance to any chats


uhm do the audience want u here


cause I have an appointment the 21st


gtingz you want that slobble glunk 5000 or the slurp and gerb gawk 200?


Omg what'd I do now


LMAOOO


This is where we hang out now boii


Tbh honest slow died when the regulars left


or the grapefruit gtingz


The later


Main gang rise up


The grapefruit lmaooo


LyamFurious


the grapefruit I highly recommend


nutty joe


Est gang rises eypp


it feels sooo good


Lmao


me being sassy I wanna send a thank you card for my dad


Next time I have a da imma bring a grapefruit stg


Waccckyy asssholeee.. MY WAY OR THE HIGGHH WAAYYY xxpssyslayerxx


gtingz that's the spirit


MY WAY MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY


Grapefruits taste funky


we could make a fruit salad gtingz


I couldnt eat them when I was on birth control and I havent since I forget the taste


Fruit salad yummy yummy


I love grapefruits


My way


yall know the wiggles fruit salad song


I love all fruits tbh


pluffyklouds yea


I jus remember putting lots of sugar on em


i believe in fruit salad supremecy


I can't have grapefruit coz it causes cough


My shoulder hurts like Im 70


Shi now I want fruit salad


fruit


!pick 3594


YumMy yummy


Fruit salad


it annoyed me when the yellow guy quit pluffyklouds


LIES


Why are you talking about fruit salad


Mm I love mangos


SAY SIKE RIFHT FKN NOW


sike


Mango is literally 1 fruit of all time


No competition


Guys don't talk to pssy, he needs sleep


TRUE


Fax pssy!


I dont think theres any fruit I dislike tho


MANGO THE BEST


no it tastes like soggy bread


no u


Oml@


Brb


cya


all Im sayin is


Melon is alright


Theon taste that good


pluffyklouds try a mangola, theyre the ones you can actually cut up


melon is k


I prefer my bread to be tap water flavour


Cya lyam


I loveee pears


a what


PEARS ARE CUTE


a mango is the hairy bois


Pears are for old people


They're soo juicy


I'd prefer a pear over an apple


What flavour of bread do you guys like


mango, watermelon, peaches


mangolas are usually sweeter than mangos


top 3


Pewiodt


peaches are eh


MAJ3R melon is juicier but u hate it OMG PICK SIDES


BRO


pluff


Say sike


pls


I also dig grapes


Im a picky eater can you blame me


ok green or purple grapes


people usually mistake mangolas for mangos nobody knows theyre two different fruit lmao


This your redemption


im a picky eater as well


But melon ain that sweet,what's the point Brichu


My favourite fruit is a cucumber


grapes are gross


ok but which one


Of the two


I use to like them


Grapes are the best


I love em


What do you think about bananas


tf is mangola


bananas r hot


Do you think about bananas?


Bananas are ight


I like them chopped up


Bananas are gud


Banana bread bomb


Like banana slices


bananas and peanut butter sammich


i lob bananas


Ion like the soft balck mushy ones


Banana and Nutella crepe


Bananas and peanut butter!


Wanna see my list of bad ideas


Righttt


Nutella banana beaver tail


I made them once


Does anybody like strawberries


Ok, I guess Ill leave


Without the sammich


Yess


Yes


Strawberries are elite


mangola


mango


I fuckn love strawbrrrys


Chocolate covered Strawberries


have yall had sugar coated banana


Thats the spawn of satan


I ain't never had a mangola


you probably had


Why sugar, just dip it in honey


Pluff I will no longer tolerate this mango slander


Im dying of laughter


whEeze


Ok you fruit expert you


pssy is also sugar expert


mangos deserve the world


I use to cut strawberrys as a kid and add sugar to it,let it macerate and then eat the strawberry in its own juice...god I loved it


wait do yall like oranges


Yes


yes


Brooo same majer


I still do


but the smol ones are elite


I prefer mangos


gtingz you're a fruit too so that means im the expert on you as well


I like them cut up and I use to put them in my mouth and make it look I was smiling


I just fuckn love how they generate their own pink red syrup!


like an orange smile


What kinda fruit


Pls snipe


SNOPE


My foot


Mangos are dosgusting


PLUFF PLS


my feelings


pluffyklouds excuse me


EXCUSE EMEEE


Mango: really hairy bois


Mangolas: little to no hair and easy to cut up in cubes that people mistake as a mango


pluff is physically attacking me


Gio ban fluffy


Im not a mod bruh


Pluff jus absolutely shattering my heart rn


i thought u were


i


I'm actually mad


mangos are elite ok


I'm crying


I was


Please take that back fluffy


What kinda fruit


gtingz lmao you're a sugar bananna


mango flavoring is worse too


shup pluff


bruh


im blocking


Yeah I'm jailporrf


I do like my bananas


you never had a sugar bananna before tho gtingz


Oop


Im gonna go


Im being attacked


Sounds gud


Mangos are elite


oh no


pluff this mango slander ends now


Bro stop


hot


i


Stop calling out my favourite fruit in the world


snsjjs


Plsss


Its a strawbaby


pluff keep actin up u gon have to see me behind the school after recess


I picked a real baby strawberry once


mangos are so good


I feel threatened


WORLDSTAAARR


pluff is that lonely kid in theatre class


Tbh.i date fanta


I want that drank


orange flavour is best wtf


Bro Id drink mango flavoured Clorox idgaf


it doesn't taste like mango or mangola


mango flavor is satan flavor


mangos are BONKERS


It don't even taste like orange...it's just some tangy soda


I mean, cherry is good also


yk what tastes like cherry cola


LMAOOO


thr green apple fanta is the best


Hold up guys I'll link u a mango add...it's so good.you guys will get wey


Wet


How do you juice a mango for mango juice


same way you juice an apple


Nobody knows


pluffyklouds you don't you cut it and blend it


Made at work


Ouu mango milkshake


ooohhh


gtingz daiquiri


Mmm


milkshake requires milk


wow who would have thot


smoothe requires bananna


Dessert decoration


lackToes in toll rant


daiquiri is usually what they do with it


what smoothie requires banana?


Guys please watch this..if this doesn't turn u on,ion know what will


A banana smoothie


Harim hi sis


Hi poizon


Hi poison


I want a vanilla milkshake


gtingz most smoothies for the texture


its the base


how r u guys


Hey cuties


Wassup


Doing good hbu poiszon


Hey holy


same


Another creation


hi holy


Idk what they were saying majer but I have a lady boner


I can help guava


So did I, but I boy boner


maxxx is that a lemon?


A rat made of lemon


yall ever peeled a lemon before?


Oop


Baba booey


youll never be the same again


Harim yeah, I was bored and decided to make something


Mangoes


GIGI


Mangoes are love


KUMA


Hi ggugles


GGUGLES


Hi majer


yui hug Misty


Yall rly making me want a mango


Psyyy


Hi gigl


Yui hug H


Im drinking again


Hey!


Yui match MichealLong MAJ3R


MichealLong hii


That emoji makes me miss KT


I miss him too


Check look at my score with giggles


I told nutty we need to have the video call again lmao


wheres kt


Yui match Misty MAJ3R


if the mango wasnt hairy its a mangola


We pefect


gtingz yesss


Lmao majer


lets do a video call rn


Yui match Misty gtingz


I look like straight trash and Im in a call with some peeps rn


waw


Youre still my favorite g


you never look like trash


I wanna hear drunk giggles tho, hope atleast that version of her is fun


I am very fun


if I get anything higher than 2/100 with g id throw up


Yui match MAJ3R gtingz


Knew that


Lmao


Jk giggles..ur v funny


Yui match lycoming464 gtingz


lul go puke


I love ggiglves I say it proudly,n


MAJ3R who didnt?


gtingz not unless you're there to hold my hair back


Kuma knowsss


Well...


I go now, bye guys


yay


jk


Bye


Goodluck studyin Majer


Hope you get work done


bye majer try not to think about sexy mango lady


I studied a lot Yesterday,I'm proud pssy


Maj wish u luck


Ah dude she's soo hot tho


Im more proud Maj


she is


hi silent


imagine assuming someone's gender


pls snipe


i


Yeah


hi lyam


See das y can't stay in wholesome chat


Anyways gtg cya folks have gr8 time


Alderson imagine getting triggered over it


bye bye


No I'm bigretard


Rip Kobe


Rip


nani sore


better quality


so


this vc/ video call tho


I'm down if y'all down


no I'm up


Im waiting for this mans to call me


Yall have fun


gigi sleep


I watched the mango slice video for the 3rd time now


Ayyy giorno giovanna wazzup


MAJ3R can you send the link?


Night gio!


I can't tell if its a mango or a mangola:


Issa mango


the way those cubes are cut its probably a mangola


I didnt see anything but KAtrina!


We don't have mangolas where I'm from


No broo


But mangoes are bae


where are you from?


India


India Gang


nice but I meant MAJ3R


Very cool


Yeah india


Nobody else knows slice


Only India Gang


is it hairy asf? MAJ3R


Slice dead tho


Not really


Yeah, Kat's bringing it back maybe


I mean the cover is,kinda


gigi sleep


H nooo


But its not fiborous at all


MAJ3R like is the seed really hairy


Yeah it kinda is


MAJ3R lemme look for a pic


Bro I ain't even heard of mangola


Nothing even pops up here


Bro there are different types of mangos


Like there are atleast 10 types of mangos ik


So mangola might just be a different type of a variety of a mango


the neelam is the closest to a mangola


I guess different countries have different names for it


its mango season so If I get to go home and I see a ripe one on a tree I'll take a pic


Oh yeah, that ll be great!


tHIS MEME IS SO RELATEABLE


heyo


how ya doin?


honestly... avoiding math


need distraction so i can procrastinate appropriately


you?


Why are you afraid of numbers?


7 8 9 man, they are hardcore


i am, they dont play


helo am want die and cuddle pls provide


Im staying up


3:46 AM Baybee


hello


it is 3.46pm for me


modified discod be like


Im trying out a new sleep schedule. 4 hours of sleep and then two 20 minute naps somewhere throughout the day


!pick 6392


sounds reasonable


ha ha ha 420


Thedarklordlilith


Gaming Addiction Go sleep


Sincerely, Your brain


some1 gib hub


hug


Bih, I've had this bad sleeping habit for like 34 weeks now


The 420 huh? My body is now already adapting to that sleep pattern


What are you doing till late


I don't put alarms too


Netflix?


It just wakes me up after 45 hrs


Its worked wonders for me, I truly feel more energized Albertson


maxxx lmao I'm too broke for Netflix, but I spend unhealthy hours on this server


Gunthar also I like it more coz I'm able to wake up early in the morning


Ah, Im more of a night owl. I get off super late sometimes. I just feel more productive. 24 hours in a day has never been enough


Yui hug Jaryn


How long have you had this sleep schedule Lear


Sleep?


Schedule?


On and off, sometimes I tend to pull allnighters. But I can get back to this in an instant


Sounds about the same for me. Usually I do it every other night. Have you tried any other versions of this? I know there is a website dedicated to odd sleep patterns. I know some people only sleep 2 hours and then take a shit ton of naps Horter


I slept 13 hours last night then took a two hour nap today, which sleeping pattern is that?


The Xan sleep schedule


very much


I haven't followed any other. I've slept whenever I feel sleepy immediately. These days I feel sleepy by 9pm so I go to sleep then and wake up by 3 am


What app is that Janelle?


I was doing really well for almost the whole time


Sleep Cycle Alarm Clock


Then one day I just messed it up now I cant get straight again


Hmm I suppose I should use this app then


Does it work for u Janelle?


Yeah I use it for my alarm and it records my snoring too when I do, which is rare but interesting


It wakes you up when youre near the top of a sleep cycle so youre not groggy


Hi everyone


!work


Hi all


Hi Retro wassup?


Woah Goat girl, didn't recognize you there for a min


not much, 3am isn't very lively


How's Jewel?


not much, 3am is very livly


Gatsby Central Time Gang!


4am for me


Shhh, with your Eastern Time Zone Privilege


I dont judge, that will likely be me soon


East Coasters got the best


Even if they wake up at 9, they're still early than the entire country


Hate em


Y'all don't sleep too much


Mountain is the worst


And if we sleep too much, we misss out so much of the day


Gothart I'mma sleep for an hour, wake up for an hour and then sleep again for 4 probably


I just started new vitamin gummies, I'm so hyper today


East coast gang rise up


xxpssyslayerxx shhh you're equidistant from both Chicago and NY


All me vitamins ran out, I need some vitamins.


You can chose whichever zone y'all want


How is everyone


Hey goat!


Howre you


Thomas, my Physics class atleast taught me that


Im amazing. you


mods he doxed me


Or rather Geometry


Bro


jk bro


idgaf


I remember a girl who cried Mods


She got banned herself


same


oh wait who


Still is added friends on my chat


spill the tea


That Tiger King lady


Don't remember her name


You're friends with... Carole baskin?


Did she feed you to her tigers?


!pick 7271


omg is that a toilet paper bot


Yes


best bot


Hey there!


jewelgoat I'm Gowtham


Sorry for bad English


I was at home eating dorito when phone ring


Club pengin is ded”


mm dorito


No”


freejoeexotic


xxpssyslayerxx you asleep?


K they gone


Anyways


Welcome Khyden


im still alive


barely, but still


Hi again


Hi


Was just about to sleep


Whats yo


Up


we're just existing for rn


head back to bed so you're awake when chat's awake


What time is it for you


GA


am


same time


you should sleep too


proably


I wanted to reset my sleep this wy but


How is everyone


ehh


xxpssyslayerxx I found you on Twitter


good


no tf you didnt


Dont scare me like this


Jfc I acc had a heart attack I thought you found my Twitter


LMAO


The only dude who's a Lana Del Gay fan I know


It eez what it eez


Bruh wat do


Any Clairo stans here tho


I actually had my Twitter linked to my Reddit profile for a while, then unlinked it


yessir


She's low key lofi


I like her tunes


Loki lofi


Did you like immunity?


yui slap xxpssyslayerxx


What happened here


KUMA


you said you gonna sleep bish


Ok I've only listened to two of her songs, but I'm two hooked to those too for so long


Go to sleep Pssy


ONE SEC


which two?


Boo


sexy


Imelda i didnt realise that was you


gigi sleep


Kuma you doll no


Pls editsnipe


yeah alrioight


What is happening at the moment


Misty Sirenhead is bae


My pleasure


same


!rob jewelgoat


Why


Dolphine Dilldoe hello!


!rob H


Kuma is nutty


!work


Arghhh


!rob MaFayce


!weekly


Aww


OMG


!daily


Eldred i cant keep up with you general. You change more than i do


!chungus


!balance


I still own a lot


Yes


But it's of no use


Roles aren't buyable anymore


Mete needs to get the roles back


Yea


gigi needs to go sleep


Kumaaa


gigl sleep


Kuma there's literally no one who doesn't need to sleep on the server rn


do it


i dare you


i double dare you


xxpssyslayerxx you too bish


Just leave and no one will miss you


!fight H


Tell me sleep ONE MORE TIME


Hi welcome


well thats mean


Pls fight H


end


Thank you


GIGL SLEEP


Wuss


Hi oliv


Nahhh


Misty GIGI SLEEP


I still want fried chicken homie


NO


Sab why wont you fight back. Because you know you wont win


Pssy Im going to erase you


pls fight jewelgoat


Pls


Defend


Im not scared


botcommands


come at me peasant


Punch


defend


Ffs


End


yui slap Misty


We need to go to botcommands


Yui slap H


Do it again


Yui slap Misty


you need to sleep too pssy


Yesss


Yui slap xxpssyslayerxx


MaFayce you too harold


Elliot YOU NEED TO SLEEP


I'm one hour behind y'all


I got time


Wait


Where are you


Texas, YeeeHawww


That explains it


Hick


Sab lost the fight


Yee haw moment


Pssy


MaFayce but I thought u Indian gang


I am, kinda both


Indian living in Texas


sleep ell or kumar will come for you


Oh No


I'm scared


kumar pls don't come for me


Kuma can come for me


Actually


You all can


what


me run away from gigi


I see what you did there


Kuma u can come for me


what's happening?


OOTL?


Hey Kumar wassup


xxpssyslayerxx i'll come for you when you sleep bb


Kuma means Bear in Japanese


Ok I sleep


Kumar means boi in Hindi


Night night


Funny analogy


Night Pssy


nini pssy bb


2 more zombies still alive


wassup H?


kumar we constantly play on words that Kuma is actually Kumar, it's an inside joke


yui pet Misty


ah wrong comand


Yui pet H


Oh


Nvm


kumar 5050 kumar


Yui feed H


yui slap Misty


New command y'all


you guys sleep deprived


Yui slap H


you go sleep


yes we are


yui ship MaFayce H


Any Blakey here?


darn


Awww


yui kill kumar


AAron?


If only we had a Harold on the server


anyone saw the last 2 eps of rick and morty


kumar I did


oh that joke is now a dad joke


I loved the anthology one


meta and absurd


The last one was okayish, but I liked the Train one


Yeah


Story Train!


Help


Sab has gotten out of hand


What happened to Sab?


Idk how I missed out on this video for 4 years


She thinks Im a 30 year old Aussie.


I am the 30 year old aussie


So help me then


yui slap xxpssyslayerxx


i saw you bish


How may i be of assistance?


Go To Sleep


I love that pic so much


MaFayce the last was so meta, don't you think it's a reflection of us, like initially we are humans and our destiny is to live and procreate, but sometime in our lifetime we believe we are destined for greatness and then build WTC and then rage wars over shit


Hi pssy!


hi confined!


How are you?


yui feed Misty


kumar that wtc and pearl harbor joke was low though


trying to sleep soon


Yui feed H


I cant sleep


You workin in any new art


Its why I got back on


Me neither


Not RN. Feeling depressed tbh


I had a bump in the road with the bf


I get it. Rough times lately.


in the initial draft they were gonna o the 9/11 thing. But they realised it was too soon so they went with pearl harbor


Channel yo depression into something?


No one close to me is really understanding how Im feeling though because theyre fortunate enough to have their families RN.


aw hope you get through it well conf


I guess. Its harder than you think Nutty


it's all about finding a zone in which people are comfortable about joking about serious stuff. to move on


Heavypyro


When I was ready to end it a few years ago I was really inspired


yeah quarantine is really having a lot of people feeling kinda like trapped in a cage


Summer has good stories tho


heheh


But lately its just numb and sad


I miss my dad


I cant see him at all


I feel that miss


Moms really lonely now that hes away


Its so gloomy


ugh


It feels like I never do enough for them. Yknow?


Hes. A great father.


Hes a frontline doctor.


My mom is a cancer patient.


Oh, totally different


He cant come home.


Massive respect to your Dad


Tough Men bring good times


Admittedly I still call him Daddy and we snuggle when we watch TV


Awww that's cute


I just wish I had more time with him


Yeah most people twist it to something its not


i love good relationships with parents


its literally so wholesome


Dads just a good guy


Yeah


Hopefully you'll get quality Dad time and your Dad will get some respite from work soon


i really hope quarantine eases up soon, so you can visit or he can visit


Hes paying his employees but wont bring anything home. Moms worries


Oh I dont want it to ease up


I hope the house gets something passed for the Frontline workers in CARESII


We will all die if it does


550 people per day here


Its not at all like the other states


We are not safe. And we wont be for a very long time


idek about covid anymore


I miss my dad. But I dont want to lose my mom for a hug


I love her too


I get that confined


hope something happens to help though


Its really bad. I dont like talking about it because it upsets me


Your mom's regular treatment is on pause due to Covid is it?


A lot of mutual friends keep saying its not that bad but were living in fear here. And we have to be.


sometimes just getting it out of your system is enough


Yeah. Shes in remission but the chemo shots need to mailed to her


If not she can risk death


It's a tough spot


Shes also disabled and on 40 prescriptions to be able to walk


Shes almost certain she will die. There is no more groceries to get


Im trying really hard to stay optimistic


We hang out and watch shows together


Ok I'm not a 100 sure on this coz fortunately I haven't been through it


Im really really trying


But have y'all tried local food banks?


Ill be totally honest


We cant leave the house


Theres a poorer population that is refusing to quarantine


They have caused the deaths of over 3,000 people over the past few weeks


Of their own people and others


Its not safe to ask for help


Oh, God is it the NY area?


NJ an hour out from NY


It has spread so much here


Oh that's hit bad too


If you look up Lakewood NJ


same group causing havoc


Its the extremist Jewish population. Keyword extremist


They held 7 weddings of 200 people


I read about it


The government has done nothing


They are coming to other towns asking for aid


They also sell organs illegally of their undereducated women


Its very bad


Apparently Cuomo tried to prevent that in NY but NJ is a different jurisdiction


Correct.


The guy in NJ wont do it because he gets his democratic vote from Lakewood


Im ngl. Cuomo is doing some good


He is helping a bit with this crisis especially because we border his area. The cases in NYC are dropping. Its just a crapshute here


I used to live in Queens, my Dad was still working at LaGuardia when I called him here to TX


I'm glad I did


Its not looking good. I dont want to be orphaned yknow


Yeah Ive been to LaGuardia!


Bless him.


Well I think you should not lose hope


Im trying not to


Everything will be alright


I lost 15 loved ones in 2 years


The most important of which was just last year


So like my thoughts are a little biased towards the negative riv


RN pardon me


I totally understand why that would be and it is normal


The worse it gets the more concerned I am. If that makes sense.


It sure makes sense


Make sure to hug your dad


Wish I had parents


I will and I hope your family gets to better days soon


Ill keep that in mind. Thank you.


yui hug Misty


Sorry Im depresso


Yui hug H


yui hug MissConfined


ehh, yeah


GIGI


I potentially can't go to my college's dorms cause covid


I hope we can get through this mess rn


I mean mentally and emotionally


My uni said I have to pay 500


For 3 boxes


Because they dont want me there


Because Im from NJ


valid. But why do I have to pay?


Like thats a crap ton of money for already packed up boxes


Colleges can be for profit


I dropped out of Stony Brook because of that


Theyre taking advantage of the most vulnerable in a pandemic


Not to say that NJ has it worse but NJ and NY have it the worst in the country


Just by nature


Like were the most dangerous


To others. Right now. And most susceptible to get it


NJ is 2 weeks behind NY right?


We are going to have more than any


NY


So since NY is getting slowly back on track, I hope NJ can be by atleast end of may


We have higher pop density and faster spread


We are looking at June if we are lucky


MaFayce


If we are unlucky August September


The hospitals are putting out at least 24 months until the vaccine and NJ will fully be ok


But I was told an optimistic ok by August timeline


I legit am scared of other states staying shut till July


On one hand it makes sense


Other states should open if they dont have the numbers


I mean, but some people are taking that the wrong way MaFayce


Those people protesting WITHOUT masks


My good buddy is in good health. No old people at home. Stable income. Went back to work


He can. Its good


Masks should be a priority, I'm fed up of these peoples not wearing masks


I cant leave the house bc if I get it my mom will die


Im working from home academically on research


But it still feels bad


In an Ideal society, even a worst hit state like NY or NJ can open immediately if everyone agrees to socially distant themselves and compulsorily wear masks


They will never


But.. you know people


But it's the people who are causing problems


Yeah


The people killing us dont believe in the virus


Human nature is flawed


They are hurting themselves and others


They care of themselves and who they care for and no one else


Whats worse is that they keep attending big funerals and spreading it faster. Its so messed up


Sad


I get being religious. But the amount of hatefulness Ive seen from religion at this time is horrid


I had an ex friend tell me this is god striking down the nonbelievers and we have to fear and believe him for if you do you wont die


I was really like. Upset by that one


Probably the Governor will have to see loads of deaths before he realizes where he messed up


Because my family could very well die and it wouldnt matter if I believed in a purple octopus


Too late then


No were already at loads of deaths


He wont care until one of his own dies


Even then he wont care


That's human nature for y'all


Well, this reminds me of Bernie


it's politics


It's best, and almost always correct, to assume that ALL polliticians are bad


no one care sabout us


no matter what they preach


It sucks


I was raised sheltered so I guess Im just naIve


Too much faith


Yeah, I was like that once