But u know them all right


Take some of your own advice comRADE69420


what up Goddess


Archer ah well nothing much hbu


I still have him blocked from ages ago. Glad to know there was still a good reason to stay that way


Mete thanks man it has been a long time coming tbh. We were both just too stubborn to admit it wasnt working


Good for you efx divorce is rough


Archer thts ok


We are already so much happier and communicating better so all good. I will be getting my own place here after the great plague lifts


EFX I filed divorce papers last week. Im feeling ya man. Hope youre okay


I hope the mods this time don't nuke their server and blame it on hacking


Archer hey behave. They work hard.


Phew thanks mete


Jedididimus you too man! Here is to a better tomorrow


Yep


stares in single


lmao


Yep living that life


how do u guys keep productive


yes quarantine makes people find out how they really are


Best advice on how to live single happily


What is productive anyhow?


Volrac and how bad or how awesome they can be


idk


TalkingBlueCactus i know, i get more awesome each day


Farobi no


I am considering getting in a relationship with the tank Mete


!rob FrogHatz


!work


Of course


I was going to ask you actually


Volrac ah man I never noticed!/S


TalkingBlueCactus thats cuz ur not in quarantine with me


Hey main chat


How we doing folks


Hey Moira chat


who even are you Pikachu


Hiyaaa


Were all getting divorced. You?


DIVORCE


Don't know her


I am separated an want to divorce him but he wont.


ok i need to go get some food, else i wont eat anything today


Waiting for my chance


I at least had the decency to know I wasnt wanted


I have a protection order against him rn


For 3 years


Yes I am THE queen LoneArcher962519


Wow. What a nightmare. Sorry hes such a pain


Hes a sweetheart


Get me some while you're at it Volrac


Sounds lovely


Yup.


Ice Queen wut u want?


Pizza Volrac


Ice Queen Any preference in toppings?


Well. My ex took our 30,000 savings and left me for a girl out of nowhere


Wow


ouch


So at least she wont be coming back


That's how much you had to pay to get rid of that baggage


i got my color b ack so happy


hehe hi kt


Cheap


Id put double


Pay


Volrac as if being with you would've made me notice?


Discount


Gotta pay to put out the trash sometimes


TalkingBlueCactus nah prolly not


I believe I got mates rates on account of being mates with her for a decade, and mating with her for 7 years


there we go panda


hrhrhrhr


Right


But this is all hypothetical


ofc it is


Yep


Hehe


but then... theres discord


Love is a fun game.


yes yes


its chemi bois gone mad


okay store!


simple


Its rigged, but we play


hhhrhrhrhrhhr


play


Garlic and cheese, we can share but only this once Volrac


That's why we play, sometimes we rig it in our favor


played it twice, hands burnt


nope


Nah. Im no good at games. Just chess


ohhh, i can do an extra large Ice Queen


yea i prefer roadrash


TalkingBlueCactus I feel ya


Yep.


best game ever


I gotta play that more


I got a bit worried for a second


why tho


man im waiting for my colors bacc this pink makes me look nicer than i am


roel


What colour did you have before?


a dull blue


I need brown


i want my dull blue back!


Ah same, blue was great


theyre easy on the eyes


and works well w dark grey


whats up guys


TalkingBlueCactus your pfp reminds me of my friend. She has an epic glare


i do too


All kinds of blue are usually great, except that weir extremely light blue


Useful


cyan


What was what?


Archer u were muted cuz u deserved it


and roel too


Goddess no


was that a joke or something?


Archer referring to your existence?


then yes


whats happening


no reasons needed!


just a mute chill out


Here we go


oooh R came in!


finally i can get something done!


wowcoolB whats up


Yikes, dont need to be like that cactus


Archer then stop trigger the mods


Roelsun im nice


calm down


some ppl test it


and well


calm down everyone pls


of course u didn't


LMAOO


says a vet mod


its always our fault


Fair, anyway lonearcher drop it my guy.


Its not a contest Archer


calm down guys


Settle down


yeah


ez ez ez take it ez


Archer scroll back up and see for yourself and reevaluate your triggers


This isnt debate class lmfao


I can't wait to sleep


guys leave it


want a hat trick?


you want to know the reason, well the reason is there


No drama dudes


everyyone calm down


u seem to wanna add more to that list lmao


And dudette


abbey its alright let it run its course


Volrac yep its called a mirror use it archer


I love lonearcher96 be my friend pls


LMAOO


Jedididimus ok


ok ok im out


enough fun


Equality shmelliot


need to write a lil someting


why


poor vol


i need to buy it first


ofc u do lmao


Okay


no deliveries?


Archer too bad i cant ban you it would have been my pleasure


we have groceries delivered here


!ban Archer yo just ban me


ikr vol damn


LMAOOO


HAT TRICK!


Volrac


ah well another wannabe god


lmao


Ill look him up in Guinness world records


thx Roelsun for stealing away my pleasure that i could never have


knew it he was gonna make it


proud of him


Hes going places all right


3 servers damn


thats an achievement


Indeed


he must feel so accomplished right now


We should make a plaque or something


we must learn from him


yea


we need a memorial


yah true


ohhh a memorial channel


YES!


called banned botchez


in memory of lonearcher?


its misspelt on purpose


This could be a historic site someday when lonearcher is famous


memory of archer and a reminder for those who arent banned yet


lmao


yes and then everyone can give stories about the user in question


Yet


Im looking at you shitdan


Volrac as a plaque


we should do it


ofc ofc


Evening


evening


evening gentlemen


Whats up man


oh not much


some guy got banned


i should go to the shop and get me something to eat


but i still didn't go


order it


takeaway ftw lad


nah i also need lunch and breakfast for tomorrow


meal prep!


. Look at this


chicken tikka is nice


yeah ikr


its my fav


DOXXED


delete it


Jesus


bro


LMAOO jesus on a bicycle


jesus is on a bicycle


someones eco friendly


Jesus brought me coffee today


Jedididimus delete it cuz i can see where u live


kbrb


Just thinking about whats for dinner


Thanks goddess


thats a meme right there Jedididimus


But that wasnt my place anyway


oh ok


still


crop them dude


Still thanks


Didnt think about that


Night everyone Im dead. Talk to you later


bye dead


nini sleep well


!pick 9999


!balance


!rob TalkingBlueCactus


fuck


hi gtingz


ciao


that means? helllo


navigating to find the right chat on here is like christopher columbus trying to go to sail to india


yeah hello and goodbye in Italian


i can tell:


Is this raid


no


this is sparta


Hi all, I have absolutely no idea whats going on here


why are half of the people joining weebs


Who knows


Emil


god knows


hi there


Probably


god's off duty


now nobody knows


sad


im right here smh


Baddest thing I've done was when I ate a fish like a goblin


Lel


shhh we dont have secrets


Thats an f


I just snacce'd it


Get back to work Jesus REEE


he doesn't look a thing like jesus


greetings traveler


hey


sexy Jesus


oh seen the bungeezus meme?


Jenny it's time


Spritz you are one of the only discord family mebers left


!pick 7112


Beepy u still have dad


Yeah ik


But thats it


Being and orphan will make u stronger


Just keep ur parents in mind


Spritz crab thanks you personally


hmmm


!work


!weekly


Hello


i am risen


Lycoming


gtingz Hm?


sorry i destroyed the server guys


Greetings, chat


my bad


lycoming464 hi


gtingz hello. How see you


Vorty the bread man how could u


Im kinda hungover


Are


Lmao


Lightweight


What did you drink


White claw?


Smh


I had 3 and a four loko


I miss four loko


Idk if they sell it in the states


Where do u think I am lmao


And I'm too young to buy them


oi get someone else to buy em for u


You could have imported them


They might snitch to my school


Snitch


Are you soliciting to minors rn?


And my sister would snitch to my dad


BAN


how old are u lycoming


O


same


Hello


navkthx you up for a job?


Uh oh


Shakes dont remind me


MrShakes Wya


Canadia


states I assume?


Yea


Lucky you


Lmao


I wanna go home


Where you from?


Bahamas


sup


Oy


I miss the sensation of a burning stomach


Mete i will start back on donations soon as i get back to fulltime work we are on 50 furlough till the end of may


Hey


kbai


!pick 3695


jack. since Ice Queen asked


MaFayce why


So rude


hey yall


Animal crossing channel back up animalcrossing Check it out if you play the game.


I want a switch so bad


soon tho


roasts only selfies gtingz


Aa


Exactly panda exactly


i needed a revision thanks panda


yes i know u all need revisions


too bad i only program bots


program me pls


wanna be converted to one now


this biological edition has so many bug fixes need a new release


u have parasites?


lmao nah


just too many... mistakes


maybe u do have parasites then


!remind 127 weekly


ohh thats a snazzy command


Used by snazzy people like urs truly


Snazzy


oh then i also need to use it


Do it bb


i brought back the stache for the forseeable future Satan


!remind 1440 pls remind me that i did this a day ago


Volrac I DONTTT


How u so sure?


i keep clean smh


wHo Is CoFfEe?


youre the panda here you have fleas


hi coffeee


I love it in the morning tho


hello Goddess:


i prefer the afternoons hrhrhr


my fleas are flying with me to places, they are my friends


I like the night


mmm sips on black coffee


all around me are familiar faces


how does it feel


yea ok another night gon


Outerspace.png


Hello


so nice right?


to put your face out there


as a woman


must be


exhausting


im not sure yet


its


Volrac man youre friends w...ah well


augh


Ahhh...hello everyone!


i mean im getting compliments but like, im also getting compliments from people idek


TalkingBlueCactus says its bad with an avatar alone


hello


lemme give an introduction in introduceyourself so i can attract some bigger friends


Volrac yea u attracted superior succulents lets see who all come by for the flight


nothing


jack. its outta experience jack


no


thots here aren't so bad


once a month maybe


reddit was everyday


90 sure it was horny dudes


Ayy


hi anar


Sup jack


I just made that


lmao yea reddit is almost everyday thankfuly didnt put my pics there


I used to post on fitness subreddits


it was so bad


Pls brazzers jack.


no baby what you doin


Putting some haram on you


LMAOO


ded


Volrac k done


haram


Pyu


Why tf so many downvotes on many of the introductions


haram is only one letter away from harm, just saying


hello


wait what why Spritz


why would someone downvote that


yeah there are a ton


Not volrac s


But a lot of ppl above him


thats really mean


idk let upvote rage


like idk why that would be necessary thats so unwelcoming


right Panda


also Gio I love u but I am dead inside


I love u why are u dead


Volrac and one letter away from aram which means rest and relief


woah


sooo...


Volrac is king


yea im not kidding there


I haven't left my property in 2 months I am losing it and this dude is lowkey playing with my heart so I am irritated LMAOo


oh dear pyu!


thx gtingz but im so much more


who is that dude again?


ooof


introduceyourself gtingz Kitachi ducki


whattt


Witch


Volrac interesting


Lmao t Im dead


pls fedora Kitachi


frenchi


Boys have hurt me too


Whos frenchi


CUTIE PIE


TalkingBlueCactus Yeah and aram also means camel in our language


Abdelilah LMAO really?


TalkingBlueCactus I'm serious


ooo


serioustalk pls


didnt know that


whaa


serious


honestly I am trying to cut him some slack because he's an essential worker and I am sure he's exhausted but I'm also not entirely sure of his intentions


I mean it's not that serious


brahhh


I just never talk in here and I'm explaining why


i love you all uwu


LMAOO NAV


Navi


french knows i love her


Jack where did your roles go or am I going crazy


kyuuri do it politely and hear out his side too


oh hide and seek, nice game


i leave a lot pyuu


true true TalkingBlueCactus


yes you are crazy, but the roles went away


ohhh, why jack?


and sHSHHSSH NAV


im a deadbeat chatter


brb


navkthx did u program urself into a bot right now?


Omg duck


i dunno volrac, does the bot call people retards and unban them for no reason?


well if so, nice AI u got there


well depends, its still intelligent that you can assess retardedness in people


u wouldnt get it jack


I'm really super lost now in here


hey everyone


hey really super lost now in here


i'm dad


Ban yourself for that one


i'll see myself out


Hey dad, i'm your father


When losers try to converse you get nav and panda


Ha


losers


Batha thats why we ship so well in yui


Volrac Hey father; I'm your dad


Dont get me started on YUI


daddy


lmaooo kt


Did someone say DADDY


hehe


anime frenchifried


hrhrhrhr i did


yes!


weee


eee


shots fired


gunshots reported, it's a duck


Is the cookie bot workin?


!ping


lmaoo english discussion


ya it seems working


BAN


cough


!rob navkthx


its nice whatever it is


say AAAHHH and cough one more time KT


Engrish


jack. can you send or post that image lmao


Pls


How wide do you want me to open sir?


aaand done


just open like, good enough


rather subjective nav


quantify!


but not so far open that we can get the c'rona's


oh volrac is here to help!


Is he talking about his booty?


yes im here to help u all out


see my superpanda cape


SendMeAnimeGirls


yea someone needs help quantifying stuff


Volrac no capes!


volrac is the creator of this shitshow known as MNFH


Do really pandas fly!


plz send all complaints to his DM


yea ever tried LSD?


they fly


Yui slap Volrac


navkthx hrhrhrh done


navkthx i'm actually okay with that


ooo


TalkingBlueCactus Naa never tried


interesting


jack. Thanks


Abdelilah try it and check one flying close by


so thats how it all started hmmm


TalkingBlueCactus I don't really do drugs so.. no thanks


!weekly


then no flyin pandas abd


check echo bot's DM


plastic surgery, i think?


TalkingBlueCactus in the beginning there was a panda, but he had no wings. So he imagined two of them.


repick roles


TalkingBlueCactus I'm sad right now


how tho


Volrac got high and imagined


I'm dutch, there is no such thing as high here


Flying nuns?


thx navkthx u get it


woot


cm


I'm 6'2 thanks


TalkingBlueCactus I see that's short


thanks


thing is, all dutch people are tall so you're considered average


meh


Mete what's up?


nav


wow u good mete?


Who?


im writing the serious talk rn is someone writing that too?


super cereal?


whaa


Ohhh Mete


I was so confused lmao


nope


I get it now


im not


lmao proto


thx for understanding this mess


thats meta


aaand thats not a link to a website


lmao


yea look i was curious


so i got out for the first time in a while and went back home with bruises and an almost broken finger


!ban deeznuts


What happened proto


thats social distancing, yes


interesting concept


harm is only one letter away from haram


bus sped up the moment i stepped out of it


his trailer park got da disease


it's a radiohead song lmao


ooh thats sad proto!


Volrac and one letter away from aram


Mete do you think they'll be back?


Volrac true


Volrac Do you know what haram means?


lmaoo


he doesnt


apparently


Yo what up?


Hello lyam


Abdelilah lemme guess it also means camel in ur language?


covid19 infection rates


Hi fellow humans


booo


that was unnecessary


Volrac no it doesn't, it means forbidden!


wew


Piano


can anyone ask sha if this is still valid for jack?


i think it's time for a donky sacrificial ritual


Abdelilah Sorry for saying that word then, i didnt know it was illegal in ur country


Wow


Bish gonna ban me for 1000th time


sounds like drama mete


BAHABHAHBA


dead


OMG


if i subscribe, can i get the drama?


Ban yourself for drama


thats just rood


stop talking about peoples kids


you dont know her


Volrac who said it's not illegal, it just refers to things that are forbidden in a religion, kinda


!ban Marleen


!ban frenchifried


I am a religion


WEEE


wow 3 mods at once


lmao


My fantasy


Triple gangbanged


Wow


that was brutal


anyways


Volrac bot


Oh lemme repeat what i said now


yea mete u good..?


Pandeism is what i said


Volrac Nice, is that what makes you fly


Volrac aerodynamics not included, LSD complimentary


how to get the coffee lover's association role


discord drama mmm my fav


can we call volrac's priests pandeys ?


nice one monk omggg


This is why I patreon.


Drama


Abdelilah it makes me do everything, if you know what i mean


Anyways jokes apart. It's not funny make fun of retarded people's downy kids


Discord drama is my favorite coffee flavor


Volrac Apparently I don't


proto u need server currency called cockroaches. check deletedchannel


Monk they are all Pandora's boxes


nope u missed it panda


u SO missed it


oh boy pyramid scheme here we come


i miss u too TalkingBlueCactus


Mete I love you, but this is a hill you died on


Volrac


mete stop talking about her, you dont know her


its just rude


to talk about someones kid


especially after she banned


you can stop now


not lately no


not for months


sigh


this is some next level carpentry going on


helloo


I don't get along with her, I am gonna be honest. But keep it to her. I know you guys had drama and all. It's just gonna escalate and there's not point to waste mental resources in dumbshit discord drama


Monk thats what Noah said when he built the ark


Hello temporal void welcome


y'all be dishing, but you can't take it


but yeah she shouldn't have come


thank you


Panda please come over and do illegal things inside my heart


even though I suck at math real bad


Dont lie he already does


Very crowded main


Intimidating any ways what up?


have a seat i'll be your guide


doesn't even matter now


Long time ago, there used to be a crack user by the name of French.


I'm just kidding


What's going on? A riot?


Coldi


This isn't isn't helping. STS raid


yeah


lmao


What's a raid?


very nice is this


many rest and quietness now


some old people who dont have lives


All these people are in their 30s


Im in my 30s


Well most of u seem old


Yeah but you dont go out to flame other discords


I'm 22


Srry but age is just a number


No this is true.


Did some one say raid


Even I as a 20 year old man, living through a midlife crisis won't do that


stares in 20 yep i feel old


cringe


didn't this server also do a rraid earlier this week


oh dont bring me into this lmao


Must be big...


eye bleach


this is a very meteculous observation


No thank u


Let it all out people!


Spritz foxxy wer u @


Dude didnt we want rock for president 2020


dafuq i miss


my ban hammer is simmering


Yeah just don't bring people's kids into it. Joke about whatever you want


navkthx sts tism


i love kyu but i think it's pretty clear she doesnt want to be here


Interesting read


Discord drama


LIKE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONES KID


and a leg for a leg


this is some pretty intense lore


well, not an eye for an eye, that's a bit too extreme


but still


I thought drama wasn't allowed


thanks volrac lets share the popcorn


NO POPCORN FOR ME.


WOW


i bought some popcorn today


an eye for an eye will leave everyone blind


Oh well


Spritz gandhi himself got shot


Deaner ok ok ok, you can also get some popcorn


rip


Ill make some popcorn who wants


Peoples there is enough popcorn for everyone!


hilm still writing essay


alright mete, hope youre alright!


More like sharpening knives


im the road rage driver so...


fasten the seatbelts


np


!ban Iives


lmao


Oh my


Srry i believe my life precious


: What's going on


So I ain't getting in the car


i'll hop in the car


can we go back to being peaceful now


Yeah I like peace


Is it a humve?


Then I will glad


youve been on one?


coool


those things shake hella bad going more than 45


!pick 2919


!oick 2919


Yeah


Sick vehicle


FIRST


peace mode activated


VOL SPLITT


i prefer driving the LMTV


Volrac did it first and u spelled pick wrong


Goddess where is ur peace, pls


Roaches?


its in pieces


lmaoo


Goddess of peace


not me


i like to eat peas btw


who else does


Mete


i prefer entropy and probabilities


lmao t


Back from a walk.


Peace


Peas are good


entropy, sweet


dont head to foodporn abd


Huh when did peace resolve anything?


TalkingBlueCactus quantum mechanics


classical exists too smh


War!


blood for the blood god!


nah im too hungryy


But I will chill


im so hungry omg


U guys can fight


Good idea


that a thrill for two minutes


who's gonna fight


: Eh


Round 1!


here's a nife


FIGHT!


Go go go


: O no accessory to murder


gtingz those were some fast fists


gtingz Socialists when you're a introvert


Oh yea


btw sorry for my actions in the past 10 minutes, it was just a person who tried to hurt mnfh and its members


Mete it's okay bro


love you too Mete


love u mete


fat oof


!pick 1001


hmmm


Damien as requested


can money also become negative?


sweet


what about leveling and xp?


wow Venezuela/zimbabwe types?


Yay! I'm broke again! Just like real life.


zimbabwe money is the best money


money is money


Na US dollors king


Pls gif money


that's a lot of money


Donald duck has a lot of menu


Money


!pick 2211


Infact he sleeps on it


gtingz I would like a money rain


Wouldnt we all


Finally getting to drink Meras's load


Finally getting to drink Narah's load


jack. I appreciate you.


Ow


gtingz You ruined it


I have been scared for life


How


Youre welcome


The load!


so peaceful


i can now talk about anything, and noone would notice


its just like anon right now


I would


nah u wudn't


Volrac dude it was like that for me before the crash


I would luv to


please ignore everything i say


The big crowd is away


Now I can be socially awkward all I want


Beepy crash? i thought it was a nice theatrical art piece


Bruh


did everything get deleted in this server or smth?


maya fey yes and then it got rebuilt


Yeah


Rip my boi


Anyone wanna be my ship


Hi everyone! If you are missing roles please head over to deletedchannel and we can get them added back for you. Please write all the roles missing in one entry. Thank you!


Thank


Sure


I I dont want my old roles back but I bought daddy and it didnt work


Mel


what's a role


Oh, cookie buying roles not up yet.


gtingz


Daddy added


id get my roles back if i didn't leave as much


Not wrong


makes sense


Yessir mete sir


jack is 1825


25 in may


15 in july


barely hanging on to that role


wow there are children here i forget


enjoy life kid


almost ready for the 26 cant touch dis role


15 is a fun age


Thank


i was 15 like yesterday


it goes by quick


Dang


i'm still 15 mentally tho


More like 12


truu


or 9


Man I wanna nap


If i nap i cant sleep at night


Cant relate


I used to not sleep at all now I sleep too much


Nice


Lilias can you scroll partnered servers category above the text channels


Mete Yes daddy


Tnx


Lmao mete


goldy bought me my mouse


Lmaoo mete shush


God I want a hair cut


I need one


You dont need god for that


a trimmer will do


Am I blind? I dont see partnered


its not there kt...


cmon that was uncalled for


OH


I thought I was daft.


I haven't been to a barber in like a decade


and the ping thing is gone too


need to write a commands thing too


!pick 3937


lmao I mean Ive heard Latina Latino ppl use it


i'm latinX


see my introduceyourself


sheeeiiittt


someone at our clinics care went into a coma


she tried to fast for ramadan


as a diabetic


Ruh roh


You can get out of that type of coma, right?


but the damage is permanent..?


She did regain conciousness. I don't know how long she was out for, that's a major factor. Most people recover from it fully tho


You did it Mete


did you break ur arms


no.


Read my ato biography its called chi no wadachi


I dont know what ato biographie means but it seems like I should use it here


i read your autobiography, it came off as a buncha failed suicide note rough drafts


I dont even know what rough dart is but I laughed


Suicde just makes u laughe for some reason that word


Its a funny word


Professor x does not approve


Read chi no wadaichi


yui spank jack.


pls spank jack.


Can I get hug pls


uwu


what


okay


yui hug gtingz drowning


a hug wow


hello everybody


Hellcatz yellooo


Emilio hows life in this exact moment


Where are you guys from?


Murica


Im from NY


The best country


Earth.


I live in the candy kingdom and my girlfriend is princess bubblegum


Hellcatz i miss Adventure TIme


Now I kinda want to search princess bubblegum porn on google. Probably some good finds


!pick 4479


Maca me too I watch it baked all the time now its a great show


Yui hug drowning


Hellcatz yeah sure


virtual hugs a false but if it turns u on I aint shaming


Maca wat do you mean


His doubts u get baked


!rob comRADE69420


As a human can not be baked in an oven and live to tell about it


Sorry my friend but crime is wrong


Hellcatz nothing it's a great show


Noice...


Why is smoking pot something you find hard to believe


Toxic asf


!define toxic


Hmmm


The females here except giggles god bless her does that to me


Yall are toxic


Oh god a communist


Hey man comunisem didnt fail people did


No ones being toxic atm


Dead chat


Communism is a joke


Ur a clown


Got em


The west wins again


YAGPDB.xyz


Well well..perfect definition of comRADE69420


Oop


hey


Hey maaan


!define communist


!define socialism


Yikes looks like we got some commies to meme


!weekly


Penis


!rob gtingz


get hit


Weed roaches or?


Dam u women


Yws


!rob comRADE69420


Fihck


!balance


I miss keram


SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE 8000


Only Kieran nice to talk to


Bra


Donate it to me


I HAD LIKE 3000 LAST WEEK


Do!balance


Ohhh


Wow


I didnt know I had so much


ME NEITHER


I think Ill gamble it all away


I wanna see the leader board


!work


!weekly


!rank


I had no idea I was that rich.


,rank


Aight.


I just sneezed out my jolly rancher


Beepy they gave everyone 5k


OOOhhh


wut wut


!buy fan club


Yo


Hey


U know whats cute


You?


uwu


No


Me?


Wolfs


And ya u


oh thanks, i think Wolfs will be pleasantly surprised


What did u post


Bland deserved


dont remember


vroom vroom


wish i knew so i could post it again


lemme think, i was there when it happened


everybody be picking on engines


it was the one with black clocks


Dude ur an engin all this time I thought u were a piano


that was funny everybody liked it


Repost


i dont see any likeable reactions, sorry


yes but people enjoyed it


I did


also no enjoyable reactions sorry


ok i got better


!pick 9854


oh jesus


it wasnt even meme


who can fill this up


Roeser


Hey


It was hilarious


Extremely amusing


I laughed so hard my mother started laughing


Now here's a man of culture


Relatable


Not like the other girls


that shrek meme is amazing


Thank you


Thank you as well


Sorry im not a banda, im a panda


what airline does ur flying panda use


virgin


well at least i have figures that are correct


Virgin is a way of life


Ragouzis hello alec how are you


Cant relate


Life is a way of virgin


ur all deathvirgin for example, cuz u never experienced death, at least i hope so


Interesting


Im dead


I like how on the sidebar mods and supporters have nice categories and rest are below bots like trash


Dont worry we are trash too


I'm mod trash


It retracted my boosty role


u lost ur color


Nvm


Volrac you're not trash you're cute too


im gonna write jasmine about it


she's nice


Hot to


i did hand relief to her pic once


Bru


TalkingBlueCactus awww what cute


Volrac pandas are cuter than godly succulents so that's that


ikr, who wants to be a godly succulent anyway


I asked her out first


pls tell me what means succulent


Ok bye i will play my wwe toy


Cactus succulent


succulent cause they succ


But still won't do you


i'm confused now


it's not urban


wiki succulent


nothnig works no more dammit


nah who cares about wiki


commies broke server


!define succulent


Read on


SuCCulent, ok thx


NOOO


Shit it's actually accurate


Interesting


thicc fleshy plant


how scientific


Plants have feelings to


!pick 8696


What about power plants?


Just no


Bahaha. Or a squirrel.


Again no


thanks for the feedback


its greatly appreciated


!work


Kk


again, i cant emphasize this enough, please send all complaints to Volrac


i love all your complaints, pls make me very happy


navkthx so far it didn't work yet though


they'll be handled with love and affection


oh, easy, lets tag them all


please


mods be like


Oofie


thank you very much navkthx i appreciate


Complaints about?


lmao


Yello


Why do I have to complain yo Volrac


hmm nice thought


Wassup


WHO PINGED ME!


navkthx how about we spam all the mods instead?


Yay main is back!


complaints about life, or whatever, he wants to hear it all


Why ping everyone?


where's the ping


What happened


Yo!


B A N


Hullo


oh, easy, lets tag them all


navkthx nice idea


Helloo


I'd like to complain about Volrac being a traitor.


But why


Yall bad


Who pinged


Volrac Why dont you ever do my homework


Who pinged me


Who pinged;0;


This chat is so hectic


Roast roast roast


Ban


Daddy AttyMarie


Let's play minecraft


Lay down the hammer


invaliduser do it!


gtingz Hi Baby


B an


radblackmermaid is it math homework?


come here


What's going on here


AttyMarie ily


Who wanna just chat and maybe friends later?


Nutty


Misty ilysm


Volrac no its speech disorders and yet you never do it


I will not be satisfied until the hammer falls swiftly like spritz panties


gtingz ily


hm?


Thank you Borrell for boosting the server!


Nerdformovies me


what is going on


Ping pong ping


spam the fck out of navkthx for @ everyone


Youre welcome


Let's all create a giant server and play minecraft


I get pissed because I get pinged with mods and I'm not a mod.


ily beautiful Misty


Wow what happened


radblackmermaid I speak dutch, is that good enough of a disorder for you?


Nerdformovies check slowchat, also me


Das nutty


Das G


Volrac no its not ever gojng to be enough and Ive had it


Nutty goodboi


Orca


Volrac hi?


Nutty


radblackmermaid be more specific about your homework please


Wattzon hello? any complaint please?


Volrac would you care to be part of my fan club?


Is everybody OK?


Erna is this a complaint? either way, i would love to!


Volrac I ran out of tartar sauce:


wot


Volrac I need you to do a lit review on how live feedback helps teachers present information better to children with communication disorders


Hijoung is this a complaint? either way, i would love to!


Volrac Thank you. Application approved.


thats awesome


Wattzon aye, this is problematic, please complain to squidward


Who else is slowly dying inside from boredom and lack of interaction?


MATT me


radblackmermaid good luck with that


My dog looks upset that I havent left the house in ages


Ayyy my people


I slowly dying from the pain of working every day


psycho also me


McFerren hoorray, im now in the KT fanzone!


It's not like i had a great life before the lockdown either!


Minsk hoorray, im now in the KT fanzone!


Volrac Welcome, I appreciate you.


Volrac can you help me with my erectile dysfunction?


Apul I appreciate you as well, otherwise i wouldn't be a fan


Sorry for how rough it is, but thanks for working through it fightmay psycho


Wattzon I'm cute, does that help?


Hmmm...


Volrac not really...


ok..


Wattzon Your problem then


Nerdformovies same but the thing is I would order things onl9 but in this lockdown I can't do that


MATT thnx


psycho what lockdown? They're asking 25 of me to go to a restaurant this Friday


whats popin?


Probably will send my left left and torso


Did we get new gorls


Yeah man psycho i feel you. I've been dying to go out and eat some pizza and have some drinks. The bars have been closed here for like 50 days.


polethehole my man, asking the right questions


MaFayce some of us are on lockdown


In India it's like you can only have order essential's onl9 MaFayce


twas pinged?


polethehole thx for filing ur complaint, i will defer your complaint to the new gorls


Due to coronavirus


Everybody was


oof


All i care about is a cutie pie from venice


DM Volrac in case of any issues


no girls on the internet pole cmon u know this


@ psycho I'm from India too


Y'all carry on


MaFayce is right, DM me


ya yeet


Yes


Guava is right


Guava Lmaoo


Nerdformovies so u do know abt online orders


Thanks panda for registering it


You are the best stepbrother


I could have ever asked for


polethehole its my pleasure, please await a reply from the new gorls when they read the complaint


Yay. But only from venice, add that filter


Lmaaao


How did you get thag


magic


Who pinged me?


Paid for nitro


Oh wow.


Select from mnfh where sex female and place Venice polethehole


There


polethehole sorry my complaint system doesn't have any filter. If you have complaints about this, i will forward them to navkthx


psycho nahh.. I couldn't order much online since this lockdown. Just a few essentials. I usually go out to a nearest shop and buy things.


I didnt pay


Dayum, thas bad


Does navs system has a filter


my complaint filter is set to forward to Volrac


It's not as easy


SQL? MaFayce


navkthx great!


You have to join with cuties table and check if personId match cutieid


!pick 4179


yes


im confused


yes TalkingBlueCactus super complicated SQL


TonyCBoss please tell me what it is


Exactlyyy you also have to join with gender masters and check FLDREALGENDER female


Wait what sql


navkthx nah Nano is pretty simple


navkthx what is this supercomplicated SQL that you talk about?


Sorry I forgot 18


That's all


!worl


!work


I complaining about my boredom, craving the sweet touch of someone else's skin... who isn't in my family.


ell


Wow ok


I wanna be knocked out for 8h but ok


lmao


TonyCBoss that's a you problem


SQL is the real deal


I did SQL ages back duh


TonyCBoss I dont want you to touch your family, but you could try and see if its something for you


TalkingBlueCactus kracks knuckles


Lmaoo no lovingly pls


Not knuckles I start crying


TalkingBlueCactus tough love


No


Pandaaa


navthx


I've been keeping my hands to myself aaah


Omg that song


Feel it still


navkthx thanks for the complaint, SQL is indeed a joke


Hey


Selena Gomez was killin' it.


It's not a joke


TonyCBoss then its not my problem anymore


For poor control freaks I kinda like it


Panda, let me touch you.


lmao i know right? SQL is so 2000, real thugs use nonrelational document storage


P y t h o n


I s


S i m p l y


S i m p l e


Stares in pymol


Yeah


So simple


TonyCBoss this is not a complaint though, please come to me with complaints, no requests


Where's my mongo gang at


It's nice dw


mongo gang ayyy


Okay.


for requests please dm navkthx


lmao


LMAOOO


Do ittt


polethehole python is confusing with libraries


He will then forward the request to me, as if it were a complaint


Esp when you're a lazy bum


Yeah, navkthx, I have a touchin' problem goin' on


Sometimes it saves hella time


That too


All common things have a library


Am I color blind or mod and my colors are really similar?


Mines reddish


Mods wanna be like you.


Volrac TonyCBoss has a touching problem going on


And nano more fuchsia


You all use bot colours


your question has been forwarded to the right place


similar but not indistinguishable


Yeah


Ah ok I'm not going insane yet


Yet?


Join the club sis.


I studied ml in my college the python code is no joke though


Still need 8h KO


I would like a colored name as well


navkthx problematic, please tell him to go sleep, in this way he will no be able to touch anyone


Patreon


Or level up


Abdelilah Level up by chatting more often.


Check up,rank.


Oh ok then


I'll just... keep touchin' my computer.


TonyCBoss didn't knew this


lmao


Wooow


TonyCBoss get a plushie


Amazon.com


In this server


TonyCBoss i was told to tell you to goto sleep so u cant touch anyone


A plushie mght be nice.


their words, not mine


toodleooo


Nah go to local store


brentdaman thanks for your complaint, please go to the store


Brave of u to go out but ok


Like how do I use the cockroaches in this server


Dip in caramel


brentdaman ew


Munch munch


I slept 2 times today where I was touching people in dreams, I'm good. XD


!buy


TonyCBoss if your dreams turn into nightmares, you know who to DM


What items are their?


Thank you Panda.


Volrac my god panda


!buy server


!list items


!help


TalkingBlueCactus what is your complaint?


The legendary Panda


brentdaman wait for a day or so till the roles are set up


Volrac in DMs


Hush panda


TalkingBlueCactus if you want to stop winking in DMs please close your eyes all together


Lmao


Nope


who pinged


This is so entertaining.


adria please complain to me


about?


your boyfriend


Yeah we have a universe complaint bot called panda


TalkingBlueCactus ducttape?


Your love life


No I'm out


!avatar adria


Oh. It doesn't work in this server.


bruh


I failed...


Bro


brethren


Brother


All complaints sent to me will be kept confidential and completely anonymous, they will not even be posted in anon


Sisteren


Fraternity


They better not


complaints about what bro


Dont want people to know about my collection


What is this?


adria nice that you ask, it can be anything


Well I have complaints


!pick 5719


whaty


Nice avatar Witch.


anything


anything can be anything


i can complain about my food bro


Abdelilah please tell me my child


bout my life


!weekly


bout my day


whats the topic


adria wow you have many complaints, please come to me


why


lmao


Volrac child! I'm 22


just step into panda's office


adria I can help you get rid of all your frustrations


Abdelilah Thanks my child, i registered your complaint, you will soon receive an answer


as of now i dont have complaints about my public life


me handling server complaints


private is private sorry


adria if your ever need private help, you know who to dm!


Episode one of... Panda:


The Therapist...


thanks ig


You welcome ig


Volrac still didn't describe my complaint as I remember


Abdelilah my response to your complaint has succesfully processed in my brain: I'm sorry to call you a child, i will call you uncle sam from now on.


plz do G


gtingzhl heyooo


Volrac that's even worse


hi


what a lvl up, encouraging G to complain about her nuts


Do i hear more frustrations in this room about ?


Yes


Tell me my children, let it all out!


Lmao


Volrac yes do they hang low


Abdelilah Dear Uncle Sam, I have filed your complaint. Please let me try to contemplate on what i can do with this.


fightmay put them in a bowl of water. Everything flourishes in a bowl of water.


Add sriracha


And some couscous


Volrac remember the volume method?


TalkingBlueCactus


TalkingBlueCactus Please complaints only


Lmao Volrac


fightmay u know it?


Volrac take your time


Abdelilah Dear uncle sam, after a few minutes of deliberation i have decided that you have to deal with this fact of life. Please file another complaint if you want a second opinion.


As if it'll be a diff panda


TalkingBlueCactus thanks for your complaint. In a second opinion i will propose my complaint to the other half of my brain. It may result in something different.


hi whats going on in here?


Volrac what fact of life! That I'm complaining to a cute flying panda!


licikeys how's it in the intestines?


licikeys oh not much, if you have any complaints about my response, please let me know


Abdelilah Dear uncle sam, if you have a complaint about yourself, please search from deep within. You will find the truth somewhere in there.


He gonna hit a 404


I already did


Abdelilah Dear uncle sam, I'm sorry you couldn't find the page. Try duck duck go


Sooo we got back on track


And everything already started moving so fast


Volrac lmao


Like look at the chats


Fassold is this a complaint?


Ahoy


Ahoy Matey!


Noo


Its


Idk what it is


But it is what it is


Okay in that case I'm summoning navkthx


It feel weird


I always lurked around


I wish I had a girlfriend


Winebaum thanks for the complaint, buy some high heels, or those weird tall disco shoes.


But ig its time


To chat


Abdelilah I dont fulfill wishes, sorry.


welcome to chat!


Volrac I know, that's a tough one, even for the almighty cute flying panda


Hand on the fire


Abdelilah I'm just a complaint bot, please excuse me from not doing miracles


I'd love to have a girlfriend. Except there's a thing... I'm not in love. I guess I'm too cool for romance...


Vol gonna help there


TonyCBoss Sorry to hear that, there are however 5 people waiting on this line, please be patient and wait till the music stops


TonyCBoss Ew


Nah, keep the music goin'. I love Marvin's Room by Drake.


Relationships can wait


Hehrhrhrhr


Focus on the important stuff


But that food won't


Yeah


Yeah, food.


TalkingBlueCactus Just got my singapore noodles from ubereats lmao


Who cares about love when you have food?


Yummm


Was gone in 3 mins


I feel ashamed


FEED ME THE YUMMIES.


I just had a smol block of cheese


Don't feel bad kamikaze


I said yummies.


I can do faster


TonyCBoss thanks for being patient, you know you would love to hear a solid answer from me about your coolness. But as far as I can see in the system you're just cute.


He is?


Interesting


Thank you Panda. That's so sweet.


I ship panda and anthonyyy


TonyCBoss This is not a complaint


MMMyeah, I know.


we back?


how


I was kidding.


well the mods fixed stuff


ege this is not healthy, please consult with a doctor


Is yui back


Volrac i will, thanks.


I'm a doctor


Disabled in main?


yui slap TalkingBlueCactus


Whaa


What did I do smh


yes to violence to women


Did the ships and yui stuff get reset? Admins


TalkingBlueCactus If you have complaints, please come to me


Yeah I do now


TalkingBlueCactus you asked me a question, you didn't file a complaint


ege EXCUSE ME, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.


Whatever panda


ege no violence to woman please, its not nice


yui ship


Not nice at all


I, as a proud horny simp, would like to weigh in and say no to violence to women. They're queens and they are to be treated as such.


Leclair thanks senpai


Copypasta hours.


Morrell thanks senpai


lycoming464 I gotchu


Imu where you been: Chuipek


Heyyy Benny


HI HI HI


Ayyy hi KT.


Ok I will be preparing myself some pizza now. If someone has some complaints, don't hesitate to drop in my DMs


Volrac Sure


yui boop Beebe


!pick 7334


!work


you can only work if you're essential


Yui ship


Yay the database is safe


ur partner is gone tho


W h e r e


does this thing have like backups


Oh God, I almost forgot about the economy


!weekly


!bonus


Btw, who was your shippmate? polethehole


Was it a cute gorl?


What's a ship


Yes obviously


The best


We need a cute gorl role


Shakira shakira


I need that role


R A B


Nine nine


thx


Please how do you chat and communicate with others


Where are we with my request


6 9


Exblain


Exblain.


Exblane.


That's an interesting name tho.


Blane


ExBlane.


Did someone say text my ex


please be assured your complaint is being handled in a timely fashion polethehole


Ig i should


Oh wait


I'm reading it wrongly


lemme delete that


pls no snipe pls


anyway


America Exblain memes, crack me up real good


polethehole Your request will be forwarded to my  it will find friends there, and in this fashion your open request will be transformed into a closed request.


hi friends!


Hi sva


Hello


what's up?


Ello


No one knows what's up


Nothing much, just dealing with the messed up sleep schedule


oh dude


I slept the best I have in months last night


MaFayce Thanks for your complaint, please try some drugs, maybe this will help your schedule get so messed up it is alright again


That's great


I stayed up all night last night


being back in the water makes a big difference, I don't sleep as well onland


Oh wow, you've set sail?


You a mermaid?


do waves rock u to sleep


!pick 9859


Volrac


Ur faaazzzt.


MaFayce We are back in the water, yah!


You're lightning fast


that is the finished product


we did a livestream on youtube last night on the water


That's so nice


hi guys


That's a good boar


Boat even


How have you been Elliot


I really like the white and blue color combination


We haven't chatted in a bit


true


Or is it a schooner


Just dealing with staying inside


Hm. I'm too cool for romance.


RussianMafia00 i'm here to handle all your complaints


Stuff opens up later this week, so looking forward to that


Where are you?


California is still on lockdown


Texas


We dgaf


that's nice


please report back what socializing is like


california is communist isnt it


idk probs


Hehehe


hey v8


RussianMafia00 For finding what you look for i forward you to navkthx he will adress the issue to the right spokesperson


I want a boat too, an oil tanker


Hmm... quiet...


Oh not anymore.


probably would be cheap given the oil crash


Tankers would be costly, oil would be cheap


Hey Nav!


yes it would be good business idea


do it


Because they're already low on tankers


id have to sell my city first


Share some money with me V8.


hey Mete


Heyyy Mete wassup?


how have you been


RussianMafia00 I have filed your complaint, but this is not nice of you


I know who nuked server it was golden, all his niceness was just smoke screen


Heyy


Hello.


Oof


Daaayu


m


the BAN HAMMER


Daaayuuum.


!ban SVAvocet


Wooow.


rude


!ban TonyCBoss


RussianMafia00 I couldn't answer your complaint before you saw it. If you have an alt, please respond in my DM with your complaint then i will send forward your alt accordingly.


I'm still too green and irrelevant to do that. Aha.


Irrelevant's not the right word...


Global Warming is officially dealt with


sweet. the globe is finally chillin


Yes too bad the humans are still hot


Need me hot humans.


Huwomans, are you available?


I wonder how many of y'all actually utilized this time at home instead of just chilling on the couch


MaFayce My work is chilling on the couch


Why chill on the couch when you have a bed...


true


Am back on here, what's happening


hiya


SVAvocet hey


Don't you love it when you lay on your bed, with the sheets enveloping you in its warmth, you get comfortable and cozy, falling deep asleep after you had a good stroking


I said enough...


Okayyy


TonyCBoss pls not all people are guys


yes be very sorry


Also do not forget about the people who are pandas


Look, like I told my ex last time, I am very sorry I got caught.


Cheating?


Oh that's sad, sorry


I am sorry for your girlfriend


Thank you.


Need me a panda plushie.


Amazon got your back


Ayyy.


Who tagged mr


Hey main chat


How YOU DOINGGG


What is up gamers


OK BYE THEN


Byd


what


Your side pal


Fair enough.


It just doesn't happen so often even tho I'm EST and she's in the west.


!pick 7156


YES


I never get em


Ok.


Gotta give you props for bein' fast tho.


Yui ship MaFayce


FUCK OFF


He got a ship


Hes in high demand these days


Elliot's quite the ladies's man, ain't he?


And he's quite the garden tool. Ok.


oof


Wouldn't have him in my garden. My wife would cheat on me with him.


TMI but ok


How's u riss


im good hbu


BOAT GIRL


I SAW YOUR INSTA CONGRATULATIONS


THANKS BAGELS!


it was a big day, for sure


I bet yall are excited too


its nice to be floating again


Does y'all include me No, ok.


it could include you Marvel


welcome aboard


Floating is the most important step to boating


Oh it does? Nice. I'm finally traveling around for the first time. Yay!


woop woop!


Wait is the boat out


Noice


yep! Finally in the water.


it was a long 2 months guys


Dayum so you sailing


beep beep lmao wut happened?


waiting for the quarantine to lift so we can


Moira's mad you're cheatin' on her with another.


if we left right now and got into trouble needing emergency crew we are putting them in danger, you know?


That.


Being buoyant is a great feeling


!pick 8999


Swimming is the best skill I learned


indeed


I haven't swam in ten years... I better learn how to do again.


You can't forget how to swim, can you?


I did after a while last summer


Was difficult, I did forget


I forgot how to float.


But remembered easily


Yeah, it's kinda hard at first but you'd get there as you keep learning. That's how I did it.


That's nice Elliot.


I think if you learned it as a kid you forget as an adult coz your body changes


Unless you've been regularly swimming


boop


Yeah, that's one of my big worries.


I didn't swim from age 10 to 21... I never forgot.


Haven't swam since then, I'm 25, I'd assume I still haven't forgot.


I didn't forget how to swim. I just know I'm rusty. Floating's still tricky.


Yeah but it's like riding a bike. Literally.


I forgot how to ride a bike.


It takes one minute to relearn that


No it isn't. Last time I rode a bike 7 years ago, I hurt my ballsack.


I didn't forget, but somehow it became way more painful than I had initially thought


TonyCBoss haven't we all, atleast once?


Oh, I wish that was at least once.


It was hard for me to ride it and not'bout to fall on the side.


Back then when I was like 5 to 6, I rode a bike with ease.


Its going to rain and hail HARDDD tonight


You gotta use your leg to not fall over


Golfball sized hail


boop


Senator Thorne boop


But as an 18 year old? Dayum. It was hard. But my balls weren't hard enough to resist the saddle. 2013 was rough.


oop


can't relate?


Yeah, I used my leg to not fall over. Still hard to maintain balance.


You're a lucky girl SVA.


call me Missa


Same Beepy, there's a storm expected here tonight.


Okay Missa.


MaFayce i like storms only when they dont mega thunder


It's been thunder since morning, hasn't rained, yet


I looove thunder


and lightening storms


I cant do lighten


But i like thunder


I prefer thunder storms in July.


But when im on the ps4 i hate lightning and thunder because thats how my brothers ps4 broke


Yeah they're intruiging, I once spent hours on my deck watching and recording the clouds


The vid is too huge to post here


I usually turn off the lights when the storm happens.


Let me see if I can get it on YouTube


Capturing lightning on camera is awesome


Felt that one.


Btw Tony, is there any new marvel to watch?


Not yet.


New Mutants been delayed so many times, Black Widow's pushed to November, Eternals comin' out in 2021.


Guess Netflix won big this year


More valuable than Disney for a short while


And that's saying something


Here comes the rain


I'm still salty towards Netflix for removing Cloverfield from it.


But I love the Witcher. So I forgive'em.


TonyCBoss the first one?


All three of'em.


The first one's the best tho.


Oh


I've only watched the second one with Mary Elizabeth Winstead


Second one was good tho.


Yeah I really liked it


Yeah, me too.


Third one was not that bad but it could've been better.


Shaky cam isn't my thing, so haven't watched the first one


Oh, I see.


I heard the third one bombed huge and messed up the franchise for Future


I wouldn't say it messed up the franchise for future installments. I really hope they make more.


Yeah me too


Hi everyone hope youre all having a great day


pls brazzers Bagels


Thank you


You're welcome.


murder boi yes, just less active


you too Bagels


Also I just realized all the history from December is gone


Yup


My first messages are lost


Me too.


!pick 3599


Nice name.


you too


Thank you.


Swup


sup


Hello


welcome!


Thank you!


How are we all


Great!


doing well hbu Jack


Hello... How are y'all?


I'm good. I'm from India. And I've been in lockdown for at least 50 days.


Check my tag


Nerdformovies I received your complaint, please wait 50 days before i can answer this. We will collaborate to find a solution to your problem.


Weve been lockeddown for about a month


5 weeks here


Super boring


my country refuses to do a lockdown AMA


I think the whole world kinda stopped abiut a month ago


Volrac great hope you find a vaccine for this virus and end this thing. Cause i can't take this anymore!


!pick 6451


!pick


dammit I'm always too slow


milla which country is that?


Nerdformovies I will add this to your complaint, please be patient until we can give you an answer.


Sweden


Cooll


Do you watch football?


no but I'm like the only swede that doesn't like football


I only know Zlatan, our king


milla ... I was about to say, I like zlatan...!


where are you from? UK?


yeep


I'm from India. I lobe football. And UK too...


oh okayy cool


What do you do?


that's cool


right now? or


I mean you work? Or you're in college!?


hai haii:


stellina haiii


oh I'm in school, graduation this year


zlatan is pure greatness


hello


Nerdformovies haiii how are you?


milla cool!


whats up


lmao did you know that swedes got so mad when he decided to play for Italy so they destroyed Zlatans statue


whaaat


Nerdformovies what do you do?


stellina I'm okay... ish. You?


, well i only know that Zlatan played for Ajax I'm dutch


milla I'm doing masters in mechanical engineering. Graduating next year.


oh cool! I'm thinking abiut doing mechanical engineering


SVAvocet sorry was working on something


Volrac he has travelled to many places since Sir!


i know i know


Nerdformovies youre sure youre okayish?


stellina i guess...! Just want this pandemic to end!


poor zlatan


milla coolll! Any reason behind choosing mechanical engineering?


Nerdformovies I just like learning about engineering and mechanical seemed interesting!


Nerdformovies oh youre right;


Senator Thorne no prob


stellina same


no wonder he didn't want to play for the swedish nationals anymore


milla yeah, it is. Check aerospace engineering. That's way more interesting than mechanical. You know flights, rockets, space and stuff! You'll have fun learning.


they did that after he left the swedish nationals lmao Volrac


we take football very seriously


Nerdformovies yes I know! I'm currently trying to decide, either mechanical or aerospace. but I need better grades in math


omg


you're smart smart


Sweden actually advanced to knockouts in 2018 WC without zlatan.


milla don't worry about it. Math ain't that tough. You'll get it. Best of luck.


How is everyone


U guys like hair


comRADE69420 sure dude. I have a lot of them.


Well I got hair in my every body part


Senator Thorne okay. You?


U want to play with my hair


comRADE69420 eww


Nerdformovies thank you I want to study abroad but they require a much higher level of math than sweden does so idk. but my dream is to go to the UK!


what about you? what will you do after finishing university


milla we have the same interests there. I also wanna go to the UK so that i can stay close to football!


Nerdformovies I'm Oki been working on a project that has takened me a year until I had help


Remember kid nothing is impossible if u try and when ur down u try to try


milla I'll get a job. I wanna make money.


Senator Thorne what kinda project? Anything science?


No just a discord server for my followers


The cool science


I have 200 of them and had no where for them,to go because I was embarassed


Nerdformovies ohh hopefully we can both go to that country soon! yay. and ye money is nice


My server was lack luster


ping?


milla fingers crossed. So how are you taking the current situation? You know this lockdown and everything!?


i live in california and my air conditioning is broken, currently 83 in the house


Nerdformovies yeah I'm hoping it will all be over by next year so my plans are not messed up:s but also idk how it will affect me financially


Nerdformovies I had my best friend from,here come and and give me ideas and I cracked it all down


inkie that's cute. I'm from one of the hottest cities in India. The lowest temperature today was 86 and my house is not even airconditioned!


Its not a contest


If you're around Gujarat, you should be okay. Unless if you're in the humid climate zone...


Senator Thorne that's great of you and your friend..


TonyCBoss I'm in Chennai.


Oh dayum.


Yeah witch is the best


Its 84F here


It's 86F rn here and it's 5am


Cool


its so humid


I'm more of a C guy but I'll use F since more people use it here.


Its storming rn and its 84


Texas?


Right above


TonyCBoss C is not for everyone.


Oklahoma


Ah.


Nice.


Y ep


Me, Quebec.


I used to live in Canada


Ah nice.


it's miserably hot here too


Yeah but it was when i was young young


Hm, I see.


Thinkin''bout returnin'?


Maybe when im older and able too


But idk


That's cool.


I wanna visit the US when I'm able to as well.


Like California, Texas, New York and Oh nice tongue Panda.


definitely worth visiting california and new york!


Sup duck


Yo


,rank


Whay


NEW YORK! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO! NOW YOU'RE IN NEW YOOORK!


You can't legally murder somebody in new York


Whats up man


Nm you?


Not bad man


Noyce


jayz fan eh


Whet


Ohhh


You want to murder someone in New York?


Jay z


!pick 7138


Penis


oh god i'm running low on that stuff


Shiiieeet.


cantstopwontstop what stuff!?


tp for my bunghole


!pay cantstopwontstop 5


Need tp for my bunghole


i'm quoting beavis and butthead btw, can't take credit for that


Have roaches in your bunghole cantstopwontstop


thank you... but no thank you


!pay cantstopwontstop 150


i'll figure out what to do with those... later...


so... thanks for the roaches i guess


cantstopwontstop ik


My figures won't ship for a while


Dem roaches taste goood.


Can somebody fix my fcking car


I want a burrito


Mechanic


Fcking


Ok.


now i want a burrito thank u


Reee


You're not allowed to swear ducky


Wait wha5


pls brazzers gtingz


Bruh


Just you


You're not allowed


Pls brazzers Dank Memer


Oh no


hottest on the server right there


I agree


What a babe


sexy mofo


yui kiss Yui


Back off my girl


yui kiss Dank Memer


Poor yui just can't resist


Who likes scary things


depends


Spiders no


Have you heard of siren head


Zombies sure


Or Trevor Henderson


Siren head isnt scary


Beepy


yui kiss Jasmine


jasmine do be looking cute


Why am I always the girl who kisses the other person?


I actually like the warning siren noises


Siren head be like


wow shakes


We don't like jasmine


don't be like jasmine


shocked and appalled


Lmao


Jasmine a snitch


Jasmine is not a ho. I am the ho.


Wait wha


i can't believe it's only april


You just don't admit it


I cant believe its April


She admits it


the hottest month is august


Feels like janiry


April o niel is the hottest month


January is the hottest month.


Shes underaged right?


This is siren head


oh jesus


o


shit


Who's underage?


Wtf?


April o neal


This pic is...


Nice art. But dayuuum.


who is april oneil?


Siren head doesn't scare me


I find that dope


April O'Neil is that ho with dem Ninja Turtles.


Or the pornstar.


Welcome to America where it costs S1,000 for a coronavirus test


Also hide behind


This chick


What


am i crazy? that's not just one woman


tnmt


Its a character from tmnt


woop woop


I'm not even surprised that Americans have the same name as unrelated people.


Wait is April ONeil a pornstar?


Teenage mutent ninja turtle


Even fictional people and pornstars with stage names.


Its a character


I know of a few Aprils but I dont know of an Oneil


Good lord


From teenage mutant ninja turtles


head on over to boston and meet you some oneils


Was this guy last in line in the brain section


Sounds good to me


What about this


God lord


Dammiy


There's an April O'Neil pornstar.


And the character.


come to ireland, we'll hook you up with all you can eat o'neils


Thats cool ChromePython24


Nah yall just dont know me well enough to know that I like to play


But it doesnt scare me


Hide Behind Beepy


ChromePython24 i challenge you to successfully scare me


Funny how those O'Neils barely seem Irish even tho that's an Irish last name. XD


oh god


yay!


I like eldritch abominations


Scare me


I like bacon


Somebody


I like bacon.


Isn't all the O'Neils Irish?


Beepy BOO


No t necessary


cantstopwontstop wha5


didn't that scare you?


Not all of them are Irish. Some may have inherited the O'Neils last name by adoption or a surname.


And also sharing the last name as a spouse.


Not all of them are. Some may have inherited the O'Neils last name by adoption or a surname.


TonyCBoss okay


You made it Idona


I made it


There is a pornstar named April ONeil


Think Im gonna have to check this out


report back


Told you. Have fun Bagels.


Have fun


Happy time


oh my


Lmao


Yall realize Im talking about this like a female does when she sexts you


Clap clap


Im just chillin with my pants on


Mmmhmmm


Eating some food


i've never had a female sext me


Me neither


Which is good


i have


As i am 14


Ditto


Funny. Most females who texted me wanna get straight to the point and fu Ahem. Have fun. Y'know?


Same


i'm kinda surprised... even before smartphones when i was 14 people were sexting through their flip phones


oof


Thats too easy


Its the ones who put up a chase thats fun


Kids at school have done the frick


That make you work for it


In the bathroom


Yall ever done it in a cemetery?


bathroom, staircase, auditorium


What


i mean i never did those,


Cemetery


Not in a cemetery.


I have


Why


WHY


What are you afraid of


Hundreds of dead people watched me get it on


Are you a necrophiliac too


Fun times


Beepy what are you afraid of


They ghosts exist more than girls on the net


i feel like id get spooked


Thats the fun


ChromePython24 drowning


Who tagged me


Falling


Thats the fun in it


Outerspace.png idk my friends


Cemetery


Outerspace.png not me


Omg stop


Hello bagels. We meet again.


Boo


Baggels


nothing ig


Imagine your doing missionary on top of someones grave and suddenly a Skelton hand shoves up your ass


Nothing?


Mr charles from the 18 hundresd watch you get ot on


Go ahead guys


See?


Get the roach


!pick 4957


Im not the only one


Its about death and life


Yall need Jesus


I mean I do witch craft I might as well


Jkjk


Dont yall have beds too? Why do it in the graveyard


It happens


Its kinda hawt


Swamps are better tho


Ewww


Ok shrek


Yall act like you do missionary without eye contact


its all ogre now


Do it at grad ceremony


Outerspace.png whatre you doing after you die


Nephrophilia is not dead apparently


this server is different from how i remember it


Good


Do it on your parents bed while theyre sleeping if you want the thrill


I usually just dab the whole way through to avoid eye contact


Outerspace.png uwu


I know right


This server has changed


Guysss


It's as though it changed overnight


Do it in your room with the door open and family downstairs if you want thrill


pls brazzers Outerspace.png


Because crabfish is gone it is doffrent


Bagels roll in the cousins while you're at it


Woah


No thanks


Rip crabfish


Im not texas


Oh sweet home Alabama.


I'm being sarcastic


Check this out


Sweet home


Spoopy


Goddd


Spooky scary skeletons


Yes


why so many skeletons?


I'm out in public picking up some meds from the doctors and they won't stop standing 3 inches from meee


emptying out your closet eh


Because I dont have a sister


I'm kidding.


what about a step bro


Guys can you stop the virus so i can get my figures


I don't have a sister either.


plZ


I want my figures


You should cough Outerspace.png assert your dominance


I joke


Please give me my figure's


WHAT are You DOing Step Brooo?!?!


Bagels they'd just take me inside to get me tested instead


Meh


Free test


Give my figures


Im beggimg ringside


You mustve missed the reference


yeah awkward when u actually have a step bro


Outerspace.png just tell them you had the virus and you just recovered.


Sex in space. No one can hear you scream.


I prefer space.


gtingz Probably shouldn't ask him for help if you ever get stuck under your bed


Lmao


what shakes


Imagine doing it whilst floating.


lmao


Hmmm. Floating in ecstasy Ive done


Give me my figures


Fixed it


Oh, it's a tiktok.


Now ringside


help step bro im stuck under my bed


Winning?


gtingz


Drips


Im weeds


Hi wet Im dad


jus dont say the m word


Give me my figures RIGHT NOW


Moist?


MOiST


M o I s t


Do you mean moist?


Marsupial?


Moist right?


Is moist the m word?


Yes


GIVE ME THEM NOWWW


for real what happened to this place


youve known me long enough to know it is bagels lmao


And gtingz dont ask people not to say it!


i do what i want


Ducky, you better go now. This turned into a 18 zone, kid.


No.


Gotta go get some moisturizer to keep my hands moist


Water is MoIsT


Water off a ducks back


What


Duck back dry


water is wet


Water is water.


Give my figures NOW


Its a bit moist in this chat rn


GIVE ME MY FIGURESSS


I split my coffee on bagels and now he's moist whoops


NOWWW


Shhh


Sounds like a euphemism


pls snip


Pls snipe


Pls snipe waa


pls snipe


Are yall done?


no


Never


GIVE ME MY FIGURES


We ain't done.


Hey Shakes


You know, that sweaty henchman from dr horrible...


Heyo


Thats why bots got banned from main


I don't have your figures.


Lmao


And it didn't work so here we are


Give my figures


Oks


were banned from main. Not anymore


Pls


You mad?


No


Im weeds


weep


Weeds


Is u mad or nah?


Give me my fuck7ng figures


Nani


Is you or is you not my baby


Who is Nani, never heard of her


What


Outerspace.png I know that song


Me too


Give me my figures


What song?


Tell me more about how your life turned upside down


Who wants to do a dab with me


Fapppapaappa


I might vc in a couple of hours


Cool


Io


Maybe I'll have an edible


Guys pls children here


Coffeee


Outerspace.png the world might end then


If you ever come back up north


Stop in Oregon and try my edibles


Theyll rock your socks


Guys


No children allowed.


Outerspace.png don't do it they are roofies


I am still not used to the current meaning of edible, still stuck on it just meaning food


Weed


Why would I roofie something that already has drugs in it?


That would be RAD, I might have to stay a few days bc edibles do something to me


Aayyy 12.


Also


Fine with me


Level me up mr bot


moist


Megan McKenna is so great


Dammit who put drugs in my drugs again


Fun


Yes? Yeah


Fnjosk sameee... I have no idea.


I heard something of a dab


I hate drugs.


Yeah Bagels


Can we play fortnite first?


Guys they are children here


wut is this for pewps


I love drugs


Nerdformovies


AmariBot noyce


There


dabs on em:3


Coffee and alcohol are two examples


I only ever do edibles and alcohol. Coffee isnt a drug.


Nerdformovies I know what it means, it just still feels weird


What's up everybody! I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!


Dont OD on coffee


Jedididimus d.a.r.e. Wants yo know your location


At least not to me;w;


It technically is


Pls there are children here in s


I know, but it's not to meee


Fnjosk what does it mean!?


52 shots of coffee a day is too much. May die


Drink 51


Nerdformovies weed


Jedididimus guys I know how I'm going out


Nerdformovies weed laced food


Fnjosk Niceee


AAA!


Give me my figures


Please


Im begging


My brother texted me I'm so happy:


The taste of Colombian coffee


Nice


why are you asking this chat to give you figures


6 figures?


Drink that coffee up


I should text my sisters


He makes art and I love seeing it!


He learned how to send pictures


Outerspace.png wait what?


My Uber driver this morning says he calls his mum in Iraq every single day


Outerspace.png the heck


Made me smile


Nerdformovies my brother is autistic so whenever he sends a text I get happy!


Aww


Awww


Thats a big deal.


I have students with autism and I love when they take effort to do something like that


Fnjosk not asking i have figures on the way but they are taking a long time to ship bacaise of the virus


I call my parents a few days a week too


Im autistic Outerspace.png does that make you happy


this is such a wholesome conversation


Im expecting coffee to come in and start loving everyone at any moment now


!pick 4871


Boosh


Everyone needs love


Beepy ok but why ask here then


People show and express love in different ways, but we all need love


Fnjosk idk


Who remembers exchanging valentines in school


I mean it's the kind of happy where my brother doesn't really communicate to me and the fact that my brother put in the effort to communicate to me today is huge


who remembers valentines


right Witch


Like candy


Or messages


Valentines is the day to buy candy and eat it!


Ha. I remember valentines. The day to give things to pretty girls and get rejected


that self loveee


Singles awareness day


Yep


I do self love pretty good


Its 2020 bruv be your own valentine lmao


Usernamechecksout


Outerspace.png your adorable and breathtaking


Outerspace.png


Who is Who is Coffee?


Agreed Fnjosk


It should be a year long day


Agree


It's going to take a lot of self care to get people back to normal once we can go out2 again.


I'm all for it.


By doing it


Just Nike it


Idk just start doing it myself and hoping people slowly follow suit


So who's played the new borderlands?


Thats how everyone should approach everything


Make a cult? Idk just start doing it myself and hoping people slowly follow suit


Fnjosk


A cult makes you a cult leader. A cult leader doesnt make a cult


McPingus BL3? It's fun.


Wait? I confused myself


Oh that's a good quote. It's mine now.


Ye, story's not as good as 2 but it's impossible to beat the story of 2


More like a trendsetter than a cult leader, Im sure theres a distinction there somewhere


Style?


Lmao


idk where though


Charles Manson was not wel dressed


Jedididimus you remind me of David spade


True. I'm just glad the gunplay of BL3 is more fluid.


Thanks


Cusco version?


Yes


Llaamafaceee


Yeeet


Looking good


Drama llama


The poison for Cusco?


Any of yall watched the new clone wars episode?


No how was it?


Fantastic, best episode by far


imagine a world were an alpaca would hug a llama. Neckhug!


Watch giraffes necking


but thats not affectionate


Trucks maccin on


The duel between maul and ahsoka was the best lightsaber fight by far


Fnjosk oh really?


I need help


I thought necking was when giraffes fight


Not with the colour spectrum I imagine


no


No. Necking is kissing


Hha


whoops


Guys Ive come from the past


What language should I take


How was it? I forget


Guys I've come from the future


welcome back


Hi welcome to the future


both of you


everything is chrome


French, German, Italian, Arabic or Persian?


2 minutes


Oh cool


Everything in the fuTURE IS CHROME


Maybe I can get something done then


French


Ill tell ur past self something what u want me to say so I can probably spend the night together


FUUUTURRREEE


To make a collect call dial the number again


!work


I thought the same


Hai Pikachu is the world still in lockdown?


huh


Yes


Dial again


Life isn't the same


We are in the end game


!bonus


!rob Spritz


Done remember the night we have or did this become an alternate time line


Shit


Reee


!weekly


!daily


!balance


Ohhh


Wow


Roaches


Dont you mean metes


Jedididimus roaches


Good for sneaky approaches


Good design for a brooch


What happened


Im fascinated by alternative time lines


Im fascinated by tan lines


Tell me more comRADE69420


There was this ep in juctice league wher they had this idea ware every thing u imagine is happening in an alternative time lines


Nice. I love that


Jedididimus this is y ur wife left u


Too far


Probably had something to do with it


Nah tan lines are above the belt


Wow my alternative self is doing some pretty cool stuff, you go alternate me


Termites and Roaches


I imagine the amount of dad jokes you say in daily basis


You can all make fun of my divorce. I do


Its in the thousands at least


ha ha


omg!


i'm killing it


Tnx sport but when u give me permission its awkward


Thats the goal


!pick 2749


I like termites


Ewww


They eat wood


Only insect I like are butterflies


What about caterpillars


Comrade has picked up roaches.


Also Comrade: Ewww


hey i'm using python to run code in chromedriver, how fitting


Jedididimus come back I feel like I made u cry come back daddy


i love that color


Wow


Purple


the Senior tag color


Ahhh hot pink


purple's great too


Yeah thats me


Ur hot pink


Yeah


saw that


Lmao


Jokes


cantstopwontstop unless youre near a stop sign


I missed it


Ill cry for you daddy


Pls edit


Calm


Wait ur daddy


I know


It was a daddy joke


Ba dum bish


Hehe


Im a cymbal man


Dude I just remembered theres this other guy who says great puns


I can say Smashyawww puns too


This guy


hello lovlies


We know that we do not know


Haley!


Hey Haley


hiii


Ily


Haley heyyy


Haley the original Haley Berry


I like berries


no its pronounced like hayley


Sway Haley


I like turtles


thanks


Hay Hayley


hey bagels


YAGPDB.xyz tell me a joke


Hey bagels


Cream cheese bagels


het cream cheese


aww


!joke


!pun


Pls joke


Pls pun


Outerspace.png whats wrong


Oh bot commands


Whats the name of the bulletproof Irishman?


Rick OShea


What kind of alcohol complains?


Wine


Pls deposit all your complaints Volrac


Nice


Hehe


Dad jokes go


What is a dogs favourite drink?


Liquor


Why did everyone say hey


I wasnt even here


i was curious about the bot command


Cream cheese bagels


Cos now you are


guys


i might hop on vc


Ooo


I might not


Ill come along.


I prolly will maybe


Outerspace.png beautiful voice


Im curious to see what someone on here sounds like


: yee


artist chat!


Yew


Where do I go?


hmm


oo i wish i was an artiist


We can teach you Haley


Haley you are art


i stink at drawing xd


im practicing singing though xd


I draw while drinking tho


And I love singing


Lets sing


Stinking


augh idk which one to go into


Volrac


ig uhhh


Hello


Gycccxz see sasssw u m


hello


six musketeers?


Heyo


Hello hello is any one in there nw


hey!


Nice to meet yall


Just nod if u can hear me


Man that song


Sup


Im comfetably numb


What about u


Dab numba 1


!pick 7994


If your asking me how dead I am on the inside then probably just as much as anyone in this chat


D:


I saw, i flew, i overcame


Im not dead inside


Oh


what were you asking me


I am


Im just incapable of being great full


I am barely alive


boop


Coen then go to sleep, it will help


Insomnia gang


oh yes 3am here as well


Ya its like 2am here


2am here and I'm losing it


3 here


Never


Jk we love people who dont believe in sleep


sleep is for the weak or sleep for a week


Hello everyone, it is a pleasure to meet you all.


Yes


there is no in between


Hi echo


Hai Echo why are you not a bot?


You speak the truth


Because sadly I am a human.


Is echo ai


Oh nwm


oh i am confused by Echo


Confused in what way?


Detroit become human


See the member list


Lmao


Tho tbh Panda your profile picture looks like a stock image lmao


What came first chicken or the egg Echo


is that a compliment or an insult?


Either


Panda?


Its a fact


beanscalledCaelum you are right, i filed your complaint and the owner of this stock image will try to see whether it will change in the near future


comRADE69420 Doesn't matter; they are both delicious.


Ahhh


Thanks, nice to see someone trying to make a change in this world


Do it bro


earth djinn


Aw I miss fast food


I just want McDonalds


I am glad that someone recognises it. Senator Thorne


I dont like McDonalds


i was a big fan of the series Echo


How do you like KFC over McDonalds


A sin


I'm a sinner


still


McDonalds Burger king


Im just a man


Yeah


now im going through chrono trigger on mobile


That makes me happy to hear. Senator Thorne


Are you playing it on an emulator?


pls go to deletedchannel for this discussion


Wow didnt know that was a thing


yes there is


no you can buy it straight up on the android market


I did not know that.


I knew that there is a Steam version.


best money spent on a mobile game ever


i want them remake that story into a 3d remake


meow


How are the battle controls?


not bad at all


it is just the world moving that is a bit to sensitive


I am suprised that the battle controls translate to mobile well.


deffo check it out


I am not sure I have the emotional fortitude to play it again.


i am going to get caffeinated and watch some youtube now


That sounds like an excellent plan; I hope that you enjoy yourself.


Senator Thorne good idea


i will unless i look at more tiktok cringe


Bad idea nooo


i am a gluten for punishment


That does not sound wise.


okies


have fun everyone


BunBun loves you all


Farewell.


Bye


Greetings


Kachow


Why


Practice


I have one or two questions.


Sure


Im hungry


How do you do lonely people


LMAOOO SHIN


Doing well


Sup Main


hey Nutty i just got here too


Main is NOT ok.


sh1n i miss you


i miss when you, me and Damien would all vc: those were good times


Im still on


i know but Damien is always gonnneneee


Love you shin


oh


I felt hungry and horny after finishing my last one


What's the command for roach leaderboard


Hey yall


oof


hey you


hi paul


Or whatever


It was cool hearing some voices in voice chat. Youre all really people, huh? Til


i'm not convinced


wdym? were all robots here dan


Wait until you hear my voice


Go sit the Turing test


Youll discover Ive been a man this whole time


Nice


good thing i like men


And youll discover my voice aint that manly


We should switch


Yeah


Sounds like an easy operation


Just snip through the layers and medial crycoarytwnoid muscles


The pull apart the yiddayaddanongbobs


Shush Jan you have a nice voice


you can voice train to change the sound of your voice xd


You can?


It can be nice and still be manly


yes oo


Ah yes


Lmaoo its not manly


pssh my voice is manly


I accept its kind of a dude Bro Kathleen Turner situation


i like your voice janelle


I like my voice


I sing to myself


i listen to it and im like


woah shes annoying


i sing to myself too


imagine having to listen to this xx i feel so sad for other people


and to my cat


Im practising whistle voice


I love to talk on vc but not a lot of people like to either


Sounds so funny


hmm let me see if i have some of my


Its hard tho.


voice recordings


from 5 years ago


Yes please


i sounded way different xd


Ill send one of mine


A cover


Huhuhu


my voice sounded so fake back then


Ciao


bye beans xd


I meant hello but call


Cool


hello beans


Hi there


wut is this


Dunno


uhh me from 5 years ago


oh too late


when i was first starting voice practice xd


;; i am SO appreciative of DrLeroyy he's playing such sweet tunes and honestly its just what i need rn


don't let that stop you


whats your range xd


I dunno


cantstopwontstop usernamechecksout


Wink wink


I like to think I can sing and then I hear a recording of myself


same tho


Its fun while it lasts lmaoo


lmaoo me


Its beer thirty people


In the shower I am an opera singer, when I get out I sound like a dying animal


Same lmao


The acoustics in the shower tho


Exactlyyy


also like you have an echo effect too I think


Acoustics but different in a water tank shower


Hit


I'm more of a musician


Im more of nothing, I have no musical talent other than air guitar


Hey air guitar is hard


There's a real air guitar compitition


Pretend I can spell


Ik it seems so cool


Theres a bad writing competition


I love it


Thats great


Is that real?


Yes


If it is I would submit my amazing peice of literature that is literally called Chad


Its the brunwin Lytton. Something something


I wouldn't be able to win the bad writing but I'd be a good 2nd place


Same


Wed tie for 2nd


Yeahhh


I'd let you take the honor


To bad at everything to be first lmao


Except Im trying to write well


Same Beans


How's your progress coming along?


uhh me from 5 years ago


Haley Where? Didnt hear it


beanscalledCaelum is it about Jack


I dont even know who that is


Neither


Think I tagged the wrong dude


Although I appreciate how one of his tags is attack helicopter


Lmao


oh i thought you were making a convoluted joke about jack and the beanstalk


I wish I was smart enough for that level of humour


Chad and the beanstalk


okay just did my vocal range test


And?


ouch my throat


He just shoved the guys head down the toilet until he gave them beans


Oof


i havnt used my low range in a hwile


but ive lost some of it


it used to be wider um


Imagine being able to sing


I posted another song more in my range up above btw


im still not able to get in the 7s atm


unless i build up to it in a wale


7s is high


You have a massive range then lmao


Well done


ya but i dont really count falsetto as part of my range


Yo nice songs


Forever young


But it is part of your range


I would listen to it but its 3am lmao


my falsetto isnt really fully under my countrol though


no dont listen to it


keys I wanna be


so it varies


It was more to show Hayley


ive seen it like go to the highest note


buit ive also been unable to use it a couple times


Ah nice


it just depends


I just listen to heavy metal so I can scream instead of sing


Shutdown is was good


Boulfreda live life like video


I was in a screaming band in high school


Peaceful and shiz


Thats amazing


We covered underoath songs


I was the screamer/singer


i play piano but i dont really have fingers being a panda


Couldnt even play an instrument


Actually being able to properly scream without hurting your throat is talent


Nicely done dude. Id be happy to hear more more in the future


ive kinda modeled my voice after julia michaels


with a little more emotions xd


thanks man


I assume youre talking to me?


yes


highest i've gone comfortably is a Bb6


anyone here knows a thing or 2 about raspberry pies?


I know how to eat 1 or 2


yes i think about pies when im hungry


to see if i could get a high score


I had a kids version


and just made banshee screeching notes into them


one day i just randomly decided to sing in my car and my pitch just developed that way


you also have to full control over your resonance


i know like a single thing about raspberry pi if that's what you're asking


or it wont sound natural oo


like i can sing along PTX cover of hallelujah


mostly but i still break sometimes


love y'all


golden


I love hallelujah by Jeff Buckley


!ship


yui ship


what a loverboy it is


yui pet BeaunusPoints


Yui rename ship master icy and her slave


yui pet


!pick 2842


I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE YUI SHIP NAME COMMAND IS AND I AM GOING TO SPANK DONKY IF HE DOESN'T CHANGE IT


yui pet Haley


yui kiss Haley


yui cookie Haley


yui cookie BeaunusPoints


We love some good old toradora


Ice Queen you can rename it its like yui ship rename or something


yui ship view Ice Queen


oh no


Ice Queen I will assist, my queen!


yui ship rename Haley's Golden Good Boye


yui ship rename Miri is beautiful


so for you, you'll type yui ship rename Master Icy and Her Slave


Yui ship


Lmao icy hot


Thank you Misty BeaunusPoints


icy hot apply


directly to the forehead


ohey all the yui spam is over


I assure you, it was my pleasure to provide you with the service


Haley nice, solid reference


yui ship rename Master Icy and Her Slave


Gtg tutor bye everyone


byee goodluck


Yui help


Yui ship rename


Hm


Anywhooo I hope it worked icy


do you guys ever feel like


its amazing to be you


its a good feeling tbh oo i wish i could feel this all the time


what


i'm glad you feel that way though


Thank you, it did Misty


Awe Haley Im glad


That is a good feeling


i actually suffer from a lot of mental issues but like 5 out of 7 days ive been feeling really good about myself


and ive been telling myself in the mirror


how much i love myself


Im really glad to hear that


woo!


as like a daily exercise


Makes my heart happy


i think it might be working


because i dont see the bad images as much anymore oo


i do that every now and then too when i'm being not so nice to myself


yay!


I need to do that more often


do you guys ever feel like


Haley Yes


My allergies are so bad


Im about to just end it all with 3 Benadryl


Have you tried adding rice


You know what Bagels, I havent


Add it where


Exactly


To fix her allergies


add rice to your nose bagels


You gotta crush it and snort it


Why would you boof rice?


because its more effective that way


Why would you not


it bypasses the liver


Try everyone once they say


and gets more into the blood stream


It might be more effective but still


so you get more blood per rice levels


They is me


Try everyone once eh?


and it might feel better?


omgosh i have an awkward storyu


Should I move to Texas next


about my doctor


Absolutely Bagels


and boofing something


Whats your story Haley


Im nervous


okay so i was talking to my doctor and she was like


okay haley im gonna put you on this medication called pegesterone


you can take it orally


or knowing you youll enjoy taking it rectally more


im thinking to myself


whats the supposed to mean


that


theres a lot of implications there!


you and your doctor have an intimate relationship huh


Birth control.


she gives me breast exams i would hope not


Doc must think you take it up the poop chute


Hey guys! Hope everybody's doing great!


i hope you are 2


Ray here, 24 from Dubai! Just joint you all today looking forward to some good fun company given that most of us are probably stuck at home!


Yup I feel you


You said Joint...huh...


thanks for catching that Prof!


Hey beautiful people! Just joined myself


hey guys


Coffeee


hello X:


Hey there!


Love mention of coffee early in the morning


yee


Oh coffee is a must


its a bummer most good cafe's seem to still be closed here and all i have at home is some nescafe!


yea


I have the same thing


I worked at Starbucks prequarantine, I miss the smell of espresso


Lets have a moment of silence for the smell of espresso


Kachow


a moment of silence for the 4000 decibel loud espresso machine


ohai


How about a vow of silence?


Ohio


Oh I'm high


Really that bad? My starbucks had a pretty quiet one


it was mostly the milk steamer actually but theyre part of the same machine so


Break y u has senior and OG


Because I'm both.


some milks youd steam would be quietish but almond milk oh god


ohyes


almond milk screamed


I've been around for too long.


Well you gotta let the souls out


the souls taint the tase of the coffee its true


Milky souls


I'll be around until mete decides to kick me for fun.


Yes, no devils in my coffee, no thanks


Why, you dont like a bit of spice in your coffee? Lmao


thats what the pumpkin spice is


Nah thats just gross


Or tobasco sauce


you thought it was pumpkin flavored? nah son


Devil flavour


demons taste like pumpkin


I can agree


Tis all cinnamon aint it


or do pumpkins taste like demons


which came first, the demon or the pumpkin


Both because obviously demons where pumpkins on their heads


Maybe pumpkins


i dont like pumpkin spice either


Wear


id be like todays the day i try it cause free drinks yknow and then id pour it out


not for me


am i tripping or did the introduce yourself chat room evaporate into thin air


Cinnamon is also just as sinful


Yeah, it has an interesting taste, but I guess its aquired


I dont know how so many people like it


still there for me


white mocha was my favorite


OOO


it was OP we had to nerf it


Aww


acari what do ya mean? I still see it


Americans are complicated with coffee lmao


A good turkish coffee will get you up


coffee never wakes me up i just like the taste


I just normal get a vanilla latte


But same


vanilla is a classic cant go wrong with it


Bagels how far are you from mountainview cali?


I dont drink it for caffeine


You spelled it right in German


but trust me its hard not to make your drinks complicated when you have every flavor just right there in front of you


just get that vanilla bean frappe and leave


True


8 hours 28 minutes


fuckkk


8 hours 28 minutes till what? o.o


Although I would never order a turning with more than 1 shot


Order something


some of them old ladies who come in have me concerned with their orders ofr 4 shots


i feel like im killing them when i pour it


Im getting food to cure my drowsiness wml


I had a 4 shot coffee before, had to figure out how to get to the ground again


I should go to sleep.


Lmao


when id go thru bouts of insomnia at work id get 4 shot stuff but it just made me jittery instead of energized


I should sleep too since its 4 am but ya know


time doesnt matter dude


Yeah when I drink stronger stuff I just feel like imma have a panic attack


invaliduser its almost 5am here, but i have a room to watch


Time matters when you have to get up at 9am lmao


Its almost 11pm here, got time


Its only 11 PM here, but I feel an episode coming on, so I might just sleep and sleep and sleep.


Although Ive stayed up until 7am before and woke up at 9am so Ill be fine


Hopefully


how is somebody 30 and 40 im scared


im havin 20 hour days lately


Bruh


Brady you are LITERALLY SO PRETTY and I will fight ANYONE who says otherwise


Nah she a dude


Sorry


Dont tell them


who said dudes cant be pretty too?


!pcik 8789


!pick 8789


OH MY


pls ugly Tadio


NOT AGAIN


oh no too late


DrShakes I will FIGHT YOU


who are you Spritz


Ight imma head out


a broken person


leave me alone


Spritz let's fix you


ducttape fixes everything!


i shoulven't have drank coffee after 5pm


i hate myself for this second wind


when u broke


i don't need fixing


tears stream down your face


Hello one of my only family members alive on this server Spritz


wow the chat died dang


An unknown network error has occurred.


Coldplay


i agree


cheers ill drink to that bro


Oh my messages sent after all


i'd rather stay real to who i am even if i'm broken


Frick now they wont


Wait


yeah i thought it was just me that was glitching out


Is work8ng?


Coldplay are Radiohead for soccer moms.


Ok


jokes on you i like both bands buddy


Yea discord was down


and still a bit poopy


I dont listen to them as much as i did


mmm radiohead


when will the world relax with the coldplay slander


wow


I only like The Bends and OK Computer from Radiohead anyway. After they lost their guitars, meh.


am I alive


i should have not dranken coffee after 5 pm


what kinda coffee youd make


i miss coffee


i have some but


In tired


Going to see my nephew Tommorrow


clearly


i wanna see my nephew


Yeah hes like 6 weeks old i think


oh hes a babyyy


id wanna see mine too if i had one


Yea


Shouldn't visit anyone until quarantine is lifted.


my nephew is old hes 4


i cant see him until cornandteen is over


Dang


!pick 9865


Bruh


yum


sup thog hows it goin


good hbu


Level up!?


pretty good bro im just sittin here eatin chips what else can a man do


good job Ducky


I need to kevel up once more


i kinda like that everyones lives are in limbo because thats how i feel all the time


,rank


me too


Damnit


Far


Its all patience


Something i dont have


i lack it


oh my


ive been buffering for like 7 years


So hows everybody


high


Ah nice


im doin better than ive been lately so LETS GO


Just jamming to some tangled music


tangledisbestdisneymovie


Nice, got euro techno blasting in my ears


i like zach levi but i lack the desire to wanna watch that movie


Watch it


do it


As my hashtag said


is walle disney


or is that pixar


or neither


pixar


but also disney


how is everyone? i havent been on here in awhile


but mainly pixar


everythings disney nowadays


walle was dope


Now me


Fuck


woor


woot


i was level 0


feels bad


Yeah


,rank


Ok i went up 10 points


Good


hmmm


hehehe im a level 1 mage


Idk whos the highest


But golden is pretty high


im level 1 monk


thats hot


what on earth! Its matching my music !


yooo spongebob breakin it down


tangledisbestdisneymovie


alrighty


whats everybody doin with all this spare time we got


sharpening my penciling skills


its so quiet in both chats... GOOD


It's surprisingly easy to fit a lightbulb in your mouth, but almost impossible to remove it without it shattering.


thats why the goal is to shatter the lightbulb so you never fail


Boowh


That's why I had to throw out my dead lightbulb right away so I wouldnt be dumb and TRY IT


i was so intrigued with trying too


yea anytime i hear that fact i have to convince myself its a bad idea


Ah yes


i need my tongue in one piece right, i think life is easier with a whole tongue


im like


Every time someone mentions this my jaw aches for a few minutes because there is a part of me that desperately wants to try it.


I dont know how much longer I can hold it off. A year? A month? The call of the bulb cries ever louder for me


From the post i stole the previous message from


i wonder if that guy ever chomped some light bulbs


Nah he said no


At least he is not eating glass like that one dude on TLC


is that from that strange addiction show


Ye


That one


how do you even start munchin glass


AAAh no idea, Pica?


Glass is yummy


i went to some burlesque show where


Kinky


i just feel like the world is designed in such a way that would discourage glass eating


these girls showcased different talents and one girl


broke a lightbulb on her head and started eating it


At least chewing rubber is more fun


what talent was she showcasing


eating bulbs


her physical defense against a lightbulb or the ability to break it


the only way to prevent lightbulb related injuries is to create edible light bulbs


swirly lightbulbs are the tastiest


i bet they taste like cinnamon twists


mmm


mm sworl


cinnabon bulbs


cinnabulbs


Very sharp cinnamon


Sory


want


ducky just throwin in cursed images


Bet?


oof


when i was workin at starbucks id go to taco bell for lunch a lot cause it was next to my starbucks and the ppl who worked there realized i came in a lot so theyd give me free cinnamon twists with my orders


i didnt have the heart to tell em i didnt like taco bells cinnamon twists


Ok no more


Ooo lucky


They are good with my tastebuds


i never had them but i wamt churros amd thats close enough


WANT


coffee. Hey


I like taco bell s cinnamon twist


Wait


maybe id like them with different food


but burritos and cinnamon twists dont go together imo


in my humble opinion


You aren't the real coffe? Outerspace.png


neither does ice cream and mac and cheese


acari Who's you?


I am, there's just two of us as of last night


Ah ok


yeah


You confuzzeled my 6 Braincells


im just chilling dude


it's okay, I only have 4 so i get what you mean


you only got 6? Would you like to rent some?


Ha


No SonnyvonShark


Ducky would you like me to be your step mom?


I'll bottle feed you coffee every morning


Sure


strange developments in chat


oh my god


i was gonna tag Jandro


Hello


Hi.


hey four


hello


Spritz you're the only original family member i have left


Now you and coffee are the only ones


Hey father


I miss you


I can be your father fucky


I need jandro


Who is jandro


What?


You know who jandro is.


Should I know?


I'm new here


dont lie


Hes from another dimention


Um ok


Dunno what to tell you


just gotta learn how to cross dimensions should be easy enough


Where da sexy ladies at?


Yui ship


!work


So when are you disappearing too?


I dont know


Theres not much here anymore


For me


With crab and jandro gone


Just go and don't look back


But


If you do


Your exit needs to be absolutely glorious


You need to rattle this server


Pretend to be rattleboi


Spritz and Outerspace.png and Monk you are all i have left here


Don't leave


Please


What about Tobi loco?


i'm suspicious of your father so i have no idea if he really will be gone forever


but if he is i may be too


I understand


Um what Happened spritz


You leaving for real?


!pick 2454


, roaches


My family has crumbled


!work


!weekly


F U


I cannot believe this


Goodbye dad


Ill miss you


Thanks for everything


Where did he touch you?


Where did


He touch you


To point to it


Just


He did not touch me


Quit


Actually


So he didn't touch you with consent?


Stop.


ok


!wyr


Yeah


That's why I'm cute


That makes not sense


Kbai


Oi!


This ones easy


Reggae shark


Hawk, I'm not getting beat by a dolphin


Hawks can fly


Outerspace.png you're my only family if jandro doesn't get unbanned


Yes, but sharks are sneaky, one swoop from below and you are gone


so dont fly out to the ocean


Only in the water


You can only move forward


Always moving else you did


Die


!wyr


Fly, I don't need to drive


No more traffic


So? Turn a shark upside down and its a small shroom trip for them


No need to get on planes either


I just fly where I want to go


Bbeing able to breath underwater destroys my biggest fear


Breathing under water would be quite useful


At least I can be forgiven if I'm cheating


Alright


Gn y'all


It might turn into an addiction though


I can't forgive my partner cheating


Good night Ducky


Pikachu yeah but fair to say that you wouldn't forgive yourself as well


I would swim


swim like a fish


i dunt even know how to swim


You can learn easy


Time to be reminisce about jandro And the good times i had with my discord family


Ok man


Usually takes 1015 minutes in dire situations


Anyone who votes swim is dead


Goodbye for now


!wyr


Who is awake today


Yacht


Castle