I wish shows weren't spread out so far again, I just want a big hub to watch shows on


What other shows r there


Instead of having to google to figure out which show is where


Oh God that's No Neck Ed?


I saw him in a meme or something


Too hot to handle is the cringiest


I like true crime


Too hot to handle?


X files duh duh


I liked Looking for Alaska


Hi guy


Yeah its on Netflix its like all these folks on a vacation getaway and they get to do whatever but the only rule is they cant do the do Heziah


New here


And they act like not having sex is like the hardest thing to do


I feel like it's pretty easy to not do the do


Yeah


Yooo


Id watch that lmao


Sounds like trash


Netflix originals be like


Its so cringe there like I got laid 29282 times yesterday Im sooo not used to not having sex”


Watched thzt mini show maniac it was good


lmao


Omg


Its awful so I watched the whole thing


The ending was terrible


No spoilers


People with Netflix, Prime, etc. are sleeping on how good Hulu is


I want spoilers


Have u guys seen the Netflix original goop lab


Dm me


I watched Beauty and the Geek


Awful


Goop lab prob worse


Probs


Whats it about Jackson


Ok here we go


So do u know the actor who played the partner of Iron man in the Iron man movies


Ohhh Gwyneth Paltrow?


Yeahhh


Lmao


Gwen


Doesn't she have a candle that's supposed to smell like her coochie or something?


She had a company that is a scam and has fake medical stuff and techniques? She has a product where the ingredient is called love


Yeah that too


And she made a Netflix original on her company


OOOf


I'm semi back


woah woah woah


Waaait she made it?


oh nvm


I feel like all that would do is be bad pr


Its called goop


Her company


Look it up


I'd love to learn more about Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop


So the show is about her coochie candle? Im lost


Oh her entire company


Sounds interesting


What are you guys talking about


A lovely woman named Gwyneth Paltrow


Huh


And reality tv shows in general I guess?


How r u bush?


Good


Good is good


I guess


I guess good is good?


Yeah but are they Bush's Baked Beans good?


Yes


Bush beans arent even good smh


I think


Thinkin about thos beans


BEANS


Hello sexy people


You haven't had Bush's baked beans Onion


No u jellybean


Why are we talking about beans


Beans are great brother


Oh beans


What else would we talk about


I dont know


Only recently have I decided to try black beans in my chipotle bowls. I regret not trying it sooner


I never had chipotle either


Same Duane


I need friends


Chipotles pretty good for fast food


Is it like chili?


Like people that actually want to hang out with me


Wdym willow


Same Willow


Same


Got it fam


Why do you need friends


Spank me daddy


Uhh


Why


Friends r great


I know


Wdym is it like chili Dede


Heziah Have u never had chili?


I've had chili


Trying to play gta v


Okay so is it like it


Chipotle isnt like chili


How so


What is it


I return


I dont know how to explain chipotle if you google chipotle chicken bowl you'll get a better idea of it


I need ppl to do things with alas


It's just rice and meat and extra toppings really


So its chicken


Yui spank jellybean


Drown me in darkness, everlasting embrace


kinky


Oh no


owo


Uhh


Chipotle is the type of chili used to make the sauce that they use on the chicken


Oh ok


Sounds good


Chipotle? More like


Bad


Yui spank SE


Hmmm


Wow we're getting hot in here


bruh


Wait why can't I attach files in main chat


... I mean I like it rough, spank me harder mistress jellybean


Getting a wee bit kinky now


jellybean hi


Omg


Amen


Someone sinned and now we cant post images in main chat


Pray for me


What did they do


I sinned


Oh my


Do you like it rough?


How


Speedrunning the signing up


I like girls in leather pants


Hi ChromePython24


Cra kin' that whip


baba boeey


What is happening


Rakia Anakin fell. Blame yourself


who knows


He didn't have the high ground. Fookin noob.


You always have to take the high ground


How's Quigon Jinn these days? Allmon


Deader than Yoda


Again, he didn't take the high ground.


Just a saber to the gut


Kenobi always had the high ground, from the beginning.


Pierced and rotting


Umm


The only time he didn't have was when he fought Grevious


Praise Darth Maul!


pssy


!pick 3399


Yay


The best star wars parody video is what?


Its 1 am and its like 75F in my room


Do you live in coastal area?


I don't know Fahrenheit


oh I see


And yes I live near the sea


Who uses Farenheit


25c is really good


buncha nerds


Its hot


DizMizzer come to India.


Hello


You'll know what hot means


I rather stay in what was once cold europe


How are y'all still awake?


Here we exceed temps of 45C in summer


No classes this week


its only 7pm


thats how im awake


4:30 am


Just woke up


lazypawtato u up early


Zackariah yes


Because I am unable to sleep at night


But it's just the Indian in us


Night is peaceful


Same I guess, I woke up


Agreed


I was planning to watch some yt and sleep


Whos getting the remastered version of pro skater


but now I need to cool my room first


Im more of an EA skate guy


People here cover up with their blankets if it's below 26C


Im a privileged male


Stay warm


I sleep at 19C


DizMizzer


Can't argue with that


Lmao


I keep my a/c at 19 too


I need to get an AC


Joker


Last summer it got too almost 40C here for weeks


Some people are protective of thermostat


im practicing guitar


Howdy do


Hi Joker


Howdy


dang i recognise that name


sup mini


WolfieBoy


i think i've changed name since i was last here. i cant remember


how is u


Good


Hows ya?


eh, bored, kinda vibin out atm


Aw.


not a whole lot to do


I signed up for disney plus


you're that bored?


So kids are happy


wow


Nah i just like disney.


welcome alexander


thank you


Howdy do yall


and fair enough, i've watched them so many times they've lost their replayablility for me


that was horrible spelling


yikes


Kids lost the cord to the blue ray player so we cannot watch harry potter for the millionth time.


Prime video has harry potter if you really wanna watch it


welcome plox


typing is killing me


Probably isnt free though.


naw, they charge


Its like S3 per month


Hello


No point in buying a second set of the same movie.


why buy it when you can watch it online for free


also the office


Pass on the office


Also potatoes become healthier the more you boil them


Hello, I'm Froggo


Hi froggo!


WolfieBoy torrenting


Hey Mini!...Or is it Alchemist?


No VPN so no illegal


Either or.


tut tut


my browser has it built in


I answer to anything except late for dinner.


lmao


I didn't get it


i actually found it amusing


sorry


welcome frumpydolphin


my dad used to say it to me when I was little.


i dont really remember anything from my childhood


frumpydolphin


Hi frumpydolphin!


Aw


Hi hi...


How are you all


Good.


Topped up my drink.


hello frumpy


Thats good sorry for disturbing the chat


Hey!


dont be sorry!


that's what the chat is for!


Oh let me set a nickname


I quite like orange vanilla coke.


how bout frumphin


there we go


bit better


Absolutely not


Froggo Emi this guy gets it


Didn't realize they did an orange vanilla version


Right?


probably another US exclusive


MaFayce gaw dam look at all those tags!


I wanted to try it with the whipped vodka.


Its quite tasty.


I forgot how to change my nick!


Time and moneyroaches


Let me get on my computer


!work


!bonus


Boi


!balance


!bal


ooh


what a nice thing


!pick 2795


!pick


I'm low on roaches


Hello there


Aww


poor lucid


The more you chat, the more you earn


you earn it via chatting?


And the more roles you can buy


I'm already lost


Yeah. I just chat.


its a server currency


I dont do much else.


Yeah whenever you do!work if gives you roaches 70daily amount of messages


you can buy roles and such with it


Froggo Emi hi already lost, I'm Jayke


im awkward so i dont talk much


I don't think I've leveled yet


I talk too much.


bananaroles


Mini Alchemist no such thing! Were all pals and we like listening to what you have to say


welcome J O S H


yep level 0


ya havent talked to my stepkids.


That's not nice


oh turns out I can't change my nickname on this server


According to them I talk too much and have too many books.


I'm going to leave and rejoin on another account


Reading is good for the mind


wait!


I've been trying to read more


frumpydolphin you need to be level 1 i think


Oof


Too late


Hey yall


It's like my dad leaving all over again


frumpy is transmutting, she'll be back


hey there scrappy


how are you today?


Hey scrappy


Im ok hbu guys


Scrappy Dooo


im vibin


Good. Drinking.


I wonder if the guy who left knows he could have just changed his discord name


Mini Alchemist how's that orange vanilla thing going?


i dont think so.


i am in pain, so there is that, but still


Aw why


i went hiking the other day, caught my finger and now its infected , so typing is awkward atm


Awesome. One can. Two drinks.


where be my alcomohol be at


Not bad at all


Anyone here want a gay best friend


Bet


Idk. How is a gay best friend different from a straight one?


Mini Alchemist Now that is money well spent


Do you get magical powers?


J O S H another person my age, hi there


and yes, gay best friends are like a 1 up


How so?


The gay best friend can give you a lot more insight especially if youre straight male


I choose great make up palletes and outfits


because they give relationship advice


WolfieBoy sup man!


I also know everything there is to know about Brendon Urie


Who?


whoo


how it do my dude, also welcome to the server:


yes


i mean


no


you can never be


He's the guy from Panic! At The Disco a band from 2004


stay mini


Oh. That high hopes cutie.


Yes!


Gay best friend is basically a personal advisor and a hype man


He's married to a ladie


I'm back! I was frump


A very pretty lady called Sarah


hi liz


Well good for him. Idk why I thought he was. Glad to see my gaydar still reliably broken.


TheLifeOfFrump you coulda just waited 1 level


well...


I didn't want that account anyway!


I wish he was gay... For personal reasons


knits since I am an old biddie


TheLifeOfFrump welcome back!


shush mini! you're not that old!


Damn this server is receiving members left and right!


Yup!


no pun intended


Froggo where are you from dude


Shh i am. busts out my collapsable walker


welcome to the server


It got to r/all a few times


if i remember correctly, you're like 47?


hey all


could be thinking of someone else tho


how's it going?


hey An


Keep up.


pffft lmao


Arun!


hi guys


hey mini


Hey guys


My great great great great... great grand friend


hello there, this is alot of people and its scary


dont me scared


Mini Alchemist you took the words right out of my mouth


Froggo where are you from dude


Glynas Uruguay, small country from South America


idk, might hide in slow chat


Uruguay!


its busy


whatchu been upto today?


I have a bone to pick with that country.


Specifically their postal service.


Mini Alchemist oh no, what happened


oh what, uraguy?


froggo is now level 1


They lost a package


congrats


Mini Alchemist sending it from here? or receiving it from somewhere else?


I gotta redo the order. Its nbd.


oof


I personally hate argentina from all south american countries


Hopefully SOMEONE enjoyed those candles.


If not then my efforts were wasted. And thats big sads.


DizMizzer what do you mean?


world cup final


Thats uh... intense there dude.


Maybe you should talk about it?


nutty joe


Oh well glad to know its the norm.


What is the best dessert from Uruguay?


Is my phone glitchy or did we all hit send at the same time


welcome knox


i'm basically ded rn


hugs


Mini Alchemist now that's an excelent question. I would say, Chaja


aww, thx mini


omg thx


yui hug Mini Alchemist


I really wanna not work tomorrow


it's originated from here, and it's delicious


what's happening


just huggin


I got hugs! Super mom happy.


Yui hug Froggo Emi


dang, 3 hugs


Why do anime school outfits have a table napkin around their shoulder?


Awhs.


nutty joe


cos its cute?


Scarves/neck ties


mojelb7r hey sir


welcome SmoothCrocodile


Mini Alchemist


No, like a square cloth just hanging behind


yui hug knox


thats what I am talkin about


!topic


Being in school


unemployment


Wolfed wins


Im unemployed


Hi codex


Hi unemployed, I'm


Not your dad, get a job


Call center agent


Hi Im nutty joe


Ok. For the record. I like will smith. But robin williams was a better Genie.


I fully agree


Robin Williams is legend


I do appreciate they try to make it different


Well Disney is a money laundering company now


nutty joe what?


WTF?


But live action” lion king was a big bowl of depresso


Before their purpose was to entertain and now there only doing stuff to make money, and there are very few new ideas


Hello


Ohh


nutty joe did you see the surge of Disney land prices?


Mini Alchemist It just felt wrong


You'll like the video


It did.


Wait I'll send a link


Kids were like the big wtf the whole film.


lmao


Imagine dying


aladdin was better, but still, didn't have the effect


!topic


True.


pancakes


I want done An


Tiramisu


or jelly and custard


What is your favorite dessert?


YAGPDB.xyz you better answer this one Mini Alchemist


I was gonna say imagine dying


cheesecakeee


This post was made by scar gang


tiramisu or cake


Cheese cake


nutty joe check the link


my favorite desert is nutter butters


why the gifs won't work? or is it just me?


Hmm. I dont know. I like lots of desserts


i have nutter butter wafer things


its hard not to just eat them all


gogurts are good


Mini Alchemist you were supposed to say Chaja...


I havent ever had it.


Cant say


!topic


Yes


yes


sometimes


Who doesnt?


I need to know what I'm getting myself into


WolfieBoy Some ppl think it ruins the movie


Morita you owe me a coke


Idk about reviews. I've watched some top rated movies that I haven't liked


jellybean


? Context?


No need


it depends what the film is


Froggo Emi What's your favorite kind?


Jonina the diet kind


I just wanna go home man” bahahahahhaha


The office, Brooklyn 99, friends, the big bang theory, how I met your mother


lmao


lazypawtato Hey


lazypawtato


Ok were best friends now


Hey


No trash talking BB99


Wait


Is he saying he likes those shows


No


I hate those all


Blocked


I've seen all of them


bruh


I avoid the office.


Sorry man, had to say it


it's a little overrated but it has its moments


office is fine, but its old and pretty basic


Welcome Martin, 3RB.


Thx


aight. I'mma go eat dinner and pass out


Peace y'all


Chew your food!


bye Arun!


Like it's some eccentricity


Bye arun


boomers love big bang theory


my mom loves it lmao


I want a Girl Friend


Because of laugh cuts?


My husband liked the first few seasons.


Martin, 3RB. not worth it


Omg I got called a boomer


It was better when it was fresh.


I'll be your boyfriend Martin


nutty joe


I love TBBT upto season 5


I am sorry MaFayce


I get called boomer a lot.


Hit or miss


i avoid shows with laugh tracks usually


MaFayce maybe because you are


unless its nostalgic


I LOVE WISCONSIN


I guess they never miss huh


You got a boyfriend MaFayce


My Mom likes the Big Bang Theory


ya mine too


nutty joe why in the world would I?


lmao


You were singing the hit or miss” song so I said the next lyric


LMAO


his boomer really do be showing tho


Im 15, Im not a boomer


I don't like this chat anymore, the office is my second fave show, everything else idc but the office...


Ok Zoomer


ye ur just a kid


Nugget says hi


It's always sunny is my favourite show ever


typical


Its ok love. nutty joe


Nugget lost nuggets arms


everyone says they love the office


its a meme now


Hey MaFayce at least our generation isnt triggered all the time you millennial


I love the office


I mean I've watched the office and it's always sunny since 2003 so yeah fake fan


weird flex but alright


It's amazing how people get creative to distinguish themselves from the others


I have never watched Sunny or Parks and Rec


ahhh


Parks and rec never stuck well with me


parks has more charm than office


It's the same writers and directors


!topic


I watched the office, coz I was depressed at my new job


MaFayce that'd make you more depressed


And I watched community coz I was depressed after dropping out of college


My couch.


The coffee place by my school, where me and my friendsand have been going since 5th grade


tf u mean favourite hangout spot?


I watched Mr. Robot coz I work in Security


We call it the box” and its an electrical box


MaFayce scared to watch it


I watched Game of Thrones, coz shit be wild in my household


did you just admit to having incest in your household


lazypawtato why? It's like the best show ever


Generic Twat lmfao no


Hey


Hey mcnewyork


OMG


welcome back mcnewyork


!topic


Whats going on


Christmas!


christmas


I like Christmas


playing some League


Yasss


i've not been on a holiday for years


gotta get those ranked TFT wins


What is your favorite holiday?


The one that I keep convincing myself I'll take soon


Its not a holiday but I get the day off because its during summer break, but my birthday


Christmas or Thanksgiving


Halloween grew on me


Halloween is super fun too.


Halloween is best


i dislike christmas


Mr Robot is my favorite show


im born 5 days before it and i hate it


sailordoge mcnewyork agreed


Arun. I appreciate your thanksgiving remark.


Thanksgiving is good food


Halloween is better than Christmas no doubt


My birthday occasionally lands on it.


I cooked last year


and we don't be extra like a lot of ppl


So its super fun


Lmaooo


Thanksgiving is my favorite one


mcnewyork i sent u a friend request dude


So thanksgiving is the way to go


Thanksgiving is overated


Oh sheet


squishes Arun


I like the spirit of Christmas but its all about money and gifts now


I like children


It is treason then


Im gonna guess youre all American


not me


Accepted


I like making gifts.


I'm Indian


Had it at my work and its terrible


Aight


Its fun.


Hi Indian, I'm American Dad


but I celebrate a lot American holiddays too


Im gonna guess all the thanksgiving people are America


Mini Alchemist I love making gifts, Ive made candles and art for folks for Christmas


Aw!


Yeah


Im Canadian, and we have it at a more logical time


Or origin or whatever


This year I am making fairy light bottles for my kids.


Some nonsense about Christopher Columbus


Mini Alchemist


Mini Alchemist thats so cute omg


We have it in the middle of October, so we wait 2 months for the next big holiday


Hmm


I like to hang out with kids


I'm not proud of how Thanksgiving originated


But I'm glad at what it has become


Same


lazypawtato why, kids are annoying


I love eating comfort food


Dont care for thanksgiving much


Kids are great!


I enjoy it quite a bit. And maybe a selection of wax melts and some warmers for my kiddos.


But tofurkey is great


I work with kiddos


So funny


nutty joe they're only annoying when you don't know answers to their questions


Fun to hang out with


So mcnewyork are you from New York as your name suggests?


Yes


Ohh I love picking different mixtures of incense for candles


lazypawtato I do know the answers, they just ask too many questions


Or essential oils I guess I mean


nutty joe okay


Kids are hilarious


I am sure if I let the kids pick from my stock theyd hoard all of it.


Nice, I lived in Queens for few months, couldn't bear the rent so moved.


And have the best compliments


Oh the rent is awful


they do.


If theyre under 12 then they are annoying


mcnewyork ohh yes.


And honest replies


Under 12 is best


Age 7 is so cute omg


Kids are not afraid to say whats on their minds


Why does everyone love kids


Nobody should be


Nope.


I work with them as my career


Idk why


Im born to mother


Mine are good about telling me when a blend is bad.


I dont love kids but I get why people do


They are good at pointing me in the right direction.


mcnewyork


!topic


I like kids


They're fun to hang out with


I don't love kids, but if I see a cute little person, I'd give them a fist bump


Awww


I feel like Im not good with kids like some people have that natural charm


Making a play by abbi glines.


If I see a kid a wanna do more then a fist bump


Catcher in the rye


Well I make goofy faces so that helps with the charm


nutty joe


I gotta tackle my tbr. Its batshit crazy


full force punches a kid


My main strength in life is mothering


Taking care of people/animals/anything


I don't get why some people hate kids tho


MaFayce I was talking about punching a child


I think they have pent up rage from a bad childhood


Oof


Could be true


bro, my lil cousin is so cute, i squish him up when I babysit him


ikr


!topic


Awooga


sailordoge


I love you.


Yo”


Ayyy


Hope


People of culture here


I think these words say a lot about ourselves


Lmao


An aay mera superman


Bruh did you even see my pfp? lazypawtato


this is super ironic, cuz I kinda hate superman


I really like nonce


and i love batman


Does anyone else


feel left out when chat moves too fast?


An it is BvS then


Im just gonna sneak right past ya


MaFayce yess


DPP21 yes


MaFayce don't remind of that tragic movie


!topic


my discord just died


makes me wanna pull my eyes out


An I liked it


not really, just means people arent interested


I havent met a famous person.


Dale I like your honesty


Also get ready for the Snyder Cut to come out on HBO Max


I met Mark Zuckerberg, and Peter Dinklage


My dad has though.


I dont watch the show but I met the cast of riverdale


both are super cool


Ive met several footballers.


An show proof!


I saw the guy from Jeopardy Alex Trebec, pretty exciting, couldnt really talk to him but he was in my presence


sailordoge hi


It moves so fast that you can't have a conversation


SE couldn't man


Man, I Haven't met anyone famous


sailordoge my student would be so jealous


Like right now:/


SE hi


He loves jeopardy


Lmao


i met peter dinklage at an airpot


!topic


No


Yes


and zuckerberg at a hotel


It was like an epic Canadian moment


Well


mcnewyork what grades do you teach?


Terrified.


Not scared


didn't have mt phone either times


Nope, nihilist all the way


Mini Alchemist sane


no, bring death on


Same


We dont really have grades at my school. But elementary age


I taught that too


Death is inevitable and you shouldnt be scared of it


Nice!


shouldnt worry too much DPP21


Thats why its scary


that age was better than junior high age


I miss teaching kindergarten


I teach students with autism


I cant teach middle school I would hate it


The idea of not being able to do anything about it and being completely helpless is scary


I am cureently unemployed


Fuck retail


Bummer


I watched my parents bury another child two years ago.


Dale I shouldn't, but it still affects me


oh my


Its different when you see your parents suffer.


Not afraid of the pain but of the idea that my memories will cease to exist and I will one day not be here


Mini


I would have stayed in Japan if I could have only taught kindergarten. And they had raised my pay by a boatload.


!topic


Especially as a parent ones self.


Japan? Nice


Boss.


Boss


sailordoge maybe that's why there is an afterlife


Mini Alchemist Makes sense. Parents are not supposed to outlive their kids


I considered moving to Japan to teach English


it's just not righ


MaFayce I mean thats a debate in itself right


I dont want to be boss


mcnewyork my parents did something similar


I want to make more money tho


Everyonecwants monies


Id go for maybe higher than employee but lower than boss


I don't wanna babysit people


True Arun. Being aware the second time was hard.


!topic


Want my own


Awooga


'Uh...


I like making people smile with what I sell.


I want my own too


sailordoge what does that mean?


Will soon


I do”


mcnewyork married?


We need more of this events


If so nice


Soon


Only thing stopping us is money


Whos kidding I would supply the liquor.


Oof i feel that


Pushing on the subway is my pet peeve


Children


When my mom yells my name and I say what, and she doesn't respod


I feel that


Hello everybody what is good


It will happen


SE same


Ive been single forever gg


Its worth finding someone awesome


27 yrs alive


Arun she may have forgotten what it was.


I hate the dating scene tho


SE F


And no SO sadvibes rn


Ugh


You know when people are pushing you, so you push even more on the other side and pretend it was just the other person's force?


!topic


she chooses to ignore and i'm like'aaah...'


Tinder is just another form of eugenics


Dating doesnt suck per say


Articuler depends on the person you're datinf


Subway is hilariously funny at times


dating


Lmao


both


Head most of the time. Heart only once.


So true


most times head


Heart


Head


Gross to judge by looks


Which one Joe


Both


I mean, it depends on how much you connect with the person or how much work youre willing to put in


never again


Aw


Oh sheet


My heart story is nuts.


Do you follow your heart or your head?


YAGPDB.xyz8760 you follow your brain technically speaking


rushes to reply to shadows dm


I follow my heart so much that I'm honestly numb at this point of all the heartbreaks


With my ex, I lost like 50 pounds because she was my crush for a few years


mcnewyork


Well, looks aren't everything, but they sure are a factor.


Tinder just makes it everything


Id love to say I follow with my brain but emotions rule all


I wrote a girl a love letter back in january an got blocked


Articuler good for your body, bad for your heart


Fair


I do like a cute face


I have one story about related to dating


mcnewyork it's biology dude


Fair to think so


Yep


I only dated once.:/


well i mean ur married mini, so ig it worked out


Yeah I would never date JUST for looks


Articuler been there pal, I lost a considerable weight coz of a crush, makes me think I need a new one soon


Looks can open the door


Mine was I liked this girl, and I messaged her asking her out, she said why would I date you”


Crushing is miserable


Like. Shes still mad.


Ive never had a crush work out


I think dating would be better in future when people can change their genes according to their will


mcnewyork yeah


nutty joe same bro, but she was my friend and she said we can't be friends anymore


Mini Alchemist oof, that kinda sucks


All of my somewhat successful relationships came from existing friendship relationships


Keira Knightley


Im coming Arun. I got this.


I did that for too long


It hurt


I've never asked anyone out


aww thx mini


I drank a lot


I have a crush on a friend rn


MaFayce same


I feel like she knows but I def dont wanna ruin the friendship I have with them


Articuler it's all abt that research bro. Find out if she actually likes. Don't make the same mistake I did


Wait why do people don't like gene editing?


Its always a 50/50 shot with friends


I had to tell a girls mom i had a gf, cause she tried to lie about her age to make me a rebound after preciously blocking my number


Nah, I know she doesnt have the same feelings


She dates to marry


Here?


Wat


I got a poker face reaction for my statement on improving genes according to their will


Three reasons why I've never asked anyone out:


Way too scared of rejection.


Way too self conscious of how I look.


Way too emotional.


Gene editing?


I can see religious people having a problem with it


Playing god and all that


She blocked my number at a time i found out a friend of mine commited suicide


lazypawtato see the reactions


Ive only asked one person out and they rejected me


I mean if its consensual who cares


And i was havin an anxiety attack


Itcsucked


I feel like taking control like that is really dangerous. Slippery slopes.


Shadow thats awful


hey guys


anyone here use tinder? is tinder worth it?


Yeah that sounds like a horrible day


anyone into sports here


Okcupid is better


Theres films on how that goes wrong.


I met my bf on okcupid


Im into basketball


cuz i see kids in my school use it and I'm kinda freaked out ngl


.sailordoge did that in the last year and it suucked


5 years together


I've heard Bumble is the best


MaFayce no


OkCupid is old innit?


It can work tho!


Im old


Lmaooo


mcnewyork my mom had good success on there too


mcnewyork younger than me? SSSh girl


if you really want to use it, it should be a substitute for going out IRL


But she also had a lot of dickweeds


Just, whenever you feel lonely just masturbate and sleep


Yeah I met some asswipes


sailordoge every1 is a dickweed


But then I met my bf


Ngl


lazypawtato that's not good for your body nor mind


lazypawtato thats the rule about missing an ex, not for loneliness


MaFayce actually it is


is it just me or is it freaky seeing 16 yars olds go on do dates with 30 year olds?


Agreed


Yes.


An seen worse


Yeah thats illegal


cuz for some reason, they were kinda braggin abt it


Who?


The 16 or the 30?


Articuler change that age bro


both


Who else used to get the wooden spoon


Age gaps in dating are scary


Age gaps get less severe as you grow up


Hand the the face anyone?


Lmao


Articuler yes


You know why?


Like a 16 and a 13 yr old is way wrongp


Puberty lmao


23 and 26 are both adults


Thats it. Im lockin my kids up


Then i felt bad for her, since she has depression so i tried to resch out a couple months later


I will let them out when they graduate hs


16 and 13 is separate age groups


For sure


Just trust in your kids


Raise them right and teach them good


But like 20 years is too much


When I was 13 I dated a guy who was 25, at that age you dont think anything is wrong and believe the person loves you


Oof.


What the fuckkk


Kids will make mistakes unfortunately


Ummm, that and you see, ratio between two numbers of equal digits is smaller than numbers with lesser digits


Deadass?


Somebody screenshot this convo and send to DiCaprio


sailordoge did he know u were 13?


I been watching too much 90 day fiance


Yeah he went to jail for 9 months and I literally was saying to myself I cant wait for him to get out


An yeah. I didnt know it was wrong. Looking back now Im like yikes


What happened to change your mind?


Well you guys have made me curious. I may just watch that show


sailordoge...geez


I dated 18 yr old when I was 14


MaFayce you go superman


Mini Alchemist he just stopped talked to me


Not for long


how do u ppl get dates?


Yall are crazy, my biggest age gap was like a year


genuinely


lazypawtato laughs in Snydercut


Only dude I dated i met on a wed and married on a friday.


Lmao Arub


Wait, three days?


Arun


Im old


Yah


An bro, you know I'm Indian. Dating is an imaginary thing for me


What made you decide so soon?


mcnewyork naaah


, i'm indian too m8, but my parents don't care abt dating


just no sex


Im old an a dumbfuck dating wise


Trust me


Well sort of old


which i'm fine with


I didnt wanna be a virgin for the rest of my life. But 100 he was nice and made me laugh.


An my parents don't care too. But finding a date here is very hard


Humor is better than looks


You should know that


aww, were u guys rlly hapy when u were married?


Ill stand by that till the grave


Intelligence is most attractive


Humor is so important


Yeah. .


Depends what your into


LOVE smart men


lazypawtato fair enough


mcnewyork


Hey again;


Not cocky tho!


He still makes me laugh. And doesnt mind my bookhoarding ways.


Lmao


Bahahaha


mcnewyork anything to do with books or art sign me up


Mini Alchemist sounds like a romcom


MaFayce ikr


Love writing poetry as well


legit sounds like a plot to a rom com


Love art


And music


minus the good soundtrack.


2 day fiance


Also music


I forgot about it


Music is important to me


mcnewyork id write u a poem but nah you'll fall in love with me and i cant have that


no fiance. Just date and hit up the courthouse.


Lmaooo


Speaking of, what kind of music do you guys like?


hey cosmicprank


Wow


What's up


Love jsnt a word i believe in


I'm into old school rap, and rock


Which old school rappers


Rap is great


and if i'm down, rlly romantic songs


Weve got a non believer in the chat boys


Nae rock n roll


Rap is probably my favorite genre


Which rappers do you like mcnewyork


Rap to some people means Lil Pump


sailordoge no u


2pac is fave


Nice


Rap has a ton of subgenres


Biggie, 2pac, ice Cube


Snoop


With how people are these days I am surprised there are still romantics in the world.


I'm all over in terms of music, but rap is good


Dre, Snoop


Ice cube


Nice arun


Yeah those guys are classik


I was just worried you were gonna say Lil Pump lmao


UUU daaare


Maaan, Im on the opposite side of you guys then


If I'm down, I listen to Elton john


Lmao


I dont really listen to oldies, other than 3 6


I listen to 6ix9ine as a guilty pleasure


Classical music


I love Elton John


MaFayce get out


ed sheeran


Lit feature in Ghetto Gospel


Halestorm


cosmicprank what kind of rappers do you like?


I will listen to anything once


billy joel


I feel like such a boomer


Articuler a lot of em


I love most music


Like who tho


But country...


Ive been on a traditional chinese music bender


Slipknot even Mini Alchemist


sailordoge why are you a boomer


Country?


stop booming on me


Dont get me started


sailordoge I get that so much


Lmao


Reminds me of some not great people


Yip.


cosmicprank these new fangled rappers back in my day


Btw I gtg


well a lot of new fangled rappers are trash


Ttyl


my friends make so much fun of me for lsitening to old music


See ya mcnewyork


when rapper became get some face tats for your instagram things went down hill a bit


Any country honestly


Country is the worst genre tbh


Articuler I saw a tiger and Tiger saw a man


Bro dont talk about face tats


why


If I ever get filthy rich


Im getting them


Johny Cash is godly


Deadasss, I do not care


sailordoge Fur elise?


you gonna look like Aaron Carter


Face tats are dope if done right


Y'all into Animals as Leaders though


Never heard of it tbh


I like Animals as Leaders


anyone watch any new tv show?


or movies?


I couldnt see myself voting for an animal no sorry


lmao


Lmfao


I am watching sweet magnolias on netflix


theyre like a math rock ban


band


Instrumental prog metal


Math rock? Ok Im full boomer mode


yeah that


oh nice


Ive been listening to EDM lately


Well electronica if anything


Unpopular opinion but If you have a face tat, I assume you have anxiety issues


A lot of new rappers do lmaooo


Mathrock is great


leaked pics from the future when Articuler gets rich


If anyone likes dark comedy, I suggest BoJack Horseman


That show is amazing!


Thats facts


Knee what is it? What does it mean?


sailordoge math rock is just like


hard to play rock


crazy time signatures


yeah


Watching Post Malone get all those tats is so weird


Math rock is a subgenre of prog rocl


not a lot of lyrics usally


rock


Math rock is characterized by complex, atypical rhythmic structures including irregular stopping and starting, counterpoint, odd time signatures, angular melodies, and extended, often dissonant, chords.


IMO, that's Led and ACDC


It's like he started tasteful and then went all in


Oh wild


Over the top


Led and ACDC are far from math rocl


I gotta check it out


rlly?


My least favorite face tat is one that one of my favorite artists got


LZ has a few odd time sigs


MaFayce that dude drinks way too much lmfao


He got Tittybaby” on his cheek


but they're closer to prog rock, if anything


Never understood why


!topic


Gotta keep that gravely voice


Melacholy


I am complicated but try to be kind.


he's like 40 Bud Light


Tiddies kitties and fiddies


He's a Texan, I wouldn't expect any less from him


Implying imma do it for IG likes


you dont get a face tat because you dont want attention


Bro imma get a face tat to disappoint my parents


Huh


i think you got that covered already fa


fam


Dam


Face tats


!work


!robAn


Is anyone cooking any thing?


!rob Dittar


!rob An


Yes


Heeeh


botcommands


pls


Im grilling my freshly caught salmon


hi Redrum


welcome


bushidoboy07 dude, that sounds dope


Ow SE sorry late reaction


It is


My dad is on a business trip so I have to be the man of the house


nice


sailordoge check dms, left a gift


Alright guys Im going to bed


I got workkk


Goodnight you guys


Bye


SE wow youre pp is so small cant believe you sent me that


!topic


Plz tell me thats not true


It isnt


FRIENDS HELLO


Sowwy


Thank god


Hi sailor doge


Now if you go to a nsfw channel, you might be traumatized


Not by me


storyofriddick hi storyofriddick


Hi how are you?


School ends tmmr for me, so I'mma catch up on 2 weeks of shoes


Shows


An what shows


And Im good u


nutty joe


Hi nutty joe


just won that game of TFT. 6 celestials triumphs again


!topic


An Hi, Thanks for the welcome


Idk


sailordoge Batwoman, bojack horseman, that 70s show, and community


pls watch am lonely


Bacon


Branflakes


omelet


Skip breakfast


my discord went booboo


apple


A nice coffee


The most tastiest breakfast known to man: Oats.


SE what


Honey bunches of oats


nutty joe i like cereal?


Why u hatin nutty joe


But branflakes


I get if you said cinnamon toast crunch or something


But branflakes are bland


Silence! Ir's better than cinnamin toast crunch


branflakes are like soggy cardboard


Exactly


Soggy branflakes an dipping toast yum


Also sugar


Gg


Hi!


Hi josh


Dip toast in milk?


Sup Josh


Duh


whut


Why would I dip toast in anything


Dip toast in milk?!


all you need in life is bread and milk right?


Larena its good


Bruh


hello guys


No its not


Look, pickles an mayo ok


Milk is a condiment, so I get dipping stuff in it, but toast


I got coffee rn


sugar coated toast drenched in milk


food is good


Milk is 100 not a condiment what


SE that might be better then toast and milk


its like a bacon cheeseburger


BUT have you had Pepsi and milk


No Im disgusted


you have no taste


SE


I am mortified


cola and milk is amazing


ok no


ice cream and coke


Redrum no, its Pepsi and coke


combined


What did I do? Wrrry


floats are bomb


I like cinnamon rolls


who tf are you people


nutty joe pepsi max is my favourite ngl


ew


aspartame


SE you have toast milk


toothpaste and pepsi


This is better than tiddy milk, an goat milk mixed together silence


You liked curdled milk because thats how you get curdled milk


Doritos and pasta sauce


beef jerkey and guacamole


I like when the curd touches my lips as I gulp down acidic water


Cream cheese and cheesewiz spread on a bagel


NOW


French fries and cinnamon toast crunch flavour milk


Please


Soy milk with maple syrup


bacon and maple syrup is amazing


SE im from Canada, dont you dare insult maple syrup like that


The classic eggs and ketchup


SE in from Canada, dont you dare insult maple syrup like that


or even better eggs and mustard


nutty joe same here


childoftheinternet thats the worst, eggs and ketchup


it aint a breakfast if it isn't a full English.


Im done


I insulted our pride an joy


Agree


nutty joe if by worst you mean best


Ketchup and mustard in cereal


mmm


I want to go to Canada


soy sauce in cereal milk


No childoftheinternet our of all the food we listed, that would be the last food I eat


Really


I take that as a compliment


wasabi instead of mustard for monday


kick that week off right


wasabi instead of milk for cereal


Out of all the food youve listed I did that in a heartbeat


Eggs and ketchup would be the last


Shrimp sauce with ice cream


Actually eggs and ketchup works if it's scrambled


Mustard on sushi


French frys and milkshakes


Ruthi ew


Mayo an sushi


Yes or no


Yes


Thats nasty


U haven't tried a Boss Burger thennutty joe


Julietta YES


Ok, bacon and mustard


McRipley were listening awful food combos


Please stop naming them


I hate it please stop


Dempster no no no, join us


no


fuck you


we making


all the good combos


I cant


Lmao


Pizza and honey


!work


Toast dipped in milk! Say yes nutty joe say yesss


This hurts physically


charcoal and onions


No SE


IM DONE


Dude not even food fox


Yo pbj pizza is fookin cursed


nutty joe wimp


charbroiled onions


I saw The actor Michael B eating pizza with honey


with extra char


Not until you say milk and Pepsi SE


Also peanut butter an mayo


PBJ PIZZA


WHY?!


Bye


I cant


Stay bushidoboy07


LIKE A COOKIE PIZZA BUT


Nothing and a raw onion


Anymore


PBJ


BROOO


pineapple pizza and PBJ the best combo


You guys are animals


Apple and cheese


apples and cheese are good


fym


Watermelon pizza


thats like


Pinapple pizza with honey and pbj


Im done rn


SE STOP


Hot chocolate with hot sauce


no


ok


Yes


this is where i draw the line


Too far joe


Happy lather that bad boi up


Please help me anyone


Coffee and tea


peanut butter and toothpaste


Pb and coffee


Why would you say such a thing childoftheinternet


Salt an tea


Feck


Pp


Pks snipe


Pks


Fik


Pls snipe


yui snipe


Bastardizations


Jello an mustard dip


Google it Gwyn


peel that back and reveal the goods, then spread some jam on it.


I feel like we did something bad


education


But the wrong type of education


We thought him to have nightmares


D I G U S T A N G


But if you add jam its good


STOP


2 year old fermented


oeuf


nutty joe good job


SE why


I literally just gagged


Did you look it up Happy


No


Thank god


have yall ever tried


cinnamon rolls and chili


Sounds interesting


Anchovies and soup


Cinnamon flavour hot sauce


ok cinnamon when used correctly


Interesting


makes great undertones for hot sauce


Yup


I don't like spicy sinnamon sauces


I tried it


then you're a PUSSAAYYY


Gaming Addiction hiya


Avocado and ketchup


Ardolino shush


Also Nutty, your brain is too advanced for everyone here


Hot sauce on Cesar salad


please stop it with your awful food ideas


Cheese and mustard


hot sauce on caesar salad?


i can dig it


Yes


Aye


Aight gn


Y'all


Bye


Y'all going to interesting foods tho


Potato on Mac and cheese


Ppl do that yes


It's good


That doesn't sound awful


It's nice


Sounds like I would do that


Ranch and French fries


god teir


Lmao


Pepsi and Coca Cola


battered mars bar


No difference tbhnutty joe


It's coke anyway


Milky Way and mars bar blended into a sauce and you dip French fries in it


U guys are still doin this shiz


!work


I hate it too dw


Weed hot chocolate is the bomb dude


I wanna try it so bad


I like hot chocolate


never tried weed tho


Ive got the weed just not the hot chocolate:/


Get high and have a tasty beverage at the same time


Sounds like a good idea


I dun wanna be high tho just want chocolate


Hey onion


Hoiii Dharma


and kenobi


Can I speak to a mod please


Sup Dharma


Medea Jasmine


Minda U can dm mods


I don't know how to directly talk to a mod


Yes dm Jasmine


Dm them


!rob Mete


hi guysss;3


Gaming thats how u get banned


Hoii jack


I just rob him to get his attention


how are youuu


Mete can be a salty boi


That's big brain


Good wbu jack


Salty bois best bois


I prefer sweet over salty


Hiii kev


yes its me


the real kevin feige


Im good : just chilling


She's just Karen but too powerful


Karen inclusivity tho


She gives off a Deus Ex Machina vibe


Ive not seen it so I cant comment but it doesnt look amazing ngl


I did watch Infinity War and she appeared there


m!adopt @


Sup doods


Sup


come to me ktzvy


let me catch you


be my pokemon


say accept


wow


Hot take: I will probably eventually get a lizard pet eventually


Lizards are nice


Boi


Ye lizards are good


Get a crested gecko theyre OP


You need a cutie pet


Damn, they are cute/cool


I'll think about that one


I wanna get a tiranchula


I cant spell


Theyre expensive to keep tho


You guys should check starboard


its my fanpage


Gotta check if it's native here in Florida


tho


Damn, it's not


but it's cool


they small boys


Im pretty sure lots of people breed them all over the world so youll be able to get one


Potatoes


They sell them here in England and theyre definitely not native here


Potatoes to you too


Frogs are fine too but I wouldn't get them as a pet NOR want to touch them


sad croaks will be heard tonight


Frogs are awesome too


Snakes are cool too


speaking bout lizards


Fun Fact: there be water snakes


Snakes freak me out a bit


Gaming Addiction otherwise known as doodoo


it's not poop


Boop


Snek go boop


indeed


Gaming Addiction Im just messing around


Whats yalls favorite brand of toilet paper


The one that doesnt split when I wipe


I don't use toilet paper


Binnets work


The double kind


Bidet shower


Scott 1000 piece or whatever


Good for my septic system


GIGL


BRICHU


Anyways, lemme break the ice rq with this


What's our favorite Ice Breaker


Law and Order time boios


The show?


yooo


new people


!topic


Howdy


Ehh, all my dreams are the same


Heyo


heyo


How's the night going for ya?


Its going pretty well. Just ate dinner


I vaguely remember my dreams s:


btw nice manatee on your pfp


Ello Sharkimus


well not that


but still


Hello Sir! and thank you


Last dream I remember...I...don't remember.


Manatees are them cute ass sea cows


Yuh, mines a sting/manta ray


Still cute


!topic


uhh


i learned some technical details related to work...and...


I guess Terraria's new major update


man these interesting questions make me realize how dull I am.


same:/


I feel that


hi there


I guess new Apex Legends techniques idk


Wb lover


I might get back into apex, I played it for the first few months then quit


loverz i thought about making my handle on here wyattprivelege


Its fun but theres major hit reg issues rn


food


sandwich


Dinner


tuna sandwich, baby carrots, depression.


Pad Thai


I had pierogis and a bagel


Wicked bruh


Perogis r fire


!topic


Indeed


myself


Mood


no thanks


ayo


I don't like being the center of attention


Rip Torn?


But like 50 year old Rip Torn.


New person


Be bored even more


Games


I am both of you


talk to the children in my basement


Feed them pizza rolls? ever watch red letter media?


History


Computer class cause all my friends are there


science


idk i guess history


maybe english cause we didnt rly do anything ever


English is useless past Freshman year


Buffshark


yes


Oh God you're real


!topic


Air


YouTube


air


Also internet


with inhaler


love


antidepressants


omg cringe


Spotify


I'm just tripping, I thought I imagined the word Buffshark, but subconsciously I may have seen your name on chat before I started typing


I'm dumb


what is life without love


Its all good home sizzle


the internet


imagine youtube without love


ello again


wym thats youtube already


Ello Migo


nngh


!topic


doggies


/pandas


both


Food


Buttshark


showers


bath


Shower


can i post pictures in this chat


sure I guess


Aye


No spam


Apparently not


only nsfw


hmmm


No spam no nsfw


cmon Farmelo


buffshark


F didnt work


i tried


Lmao


It worked 4 me


!topic


Yesterday


Yeah the bot repeats alot of the same questions


I was on a cruise and everyone had a dog, but my pet was a deer


and everyone loved it


I was in Russia w a strange man


Got lynched cause the town that kinda had the same format as Flap Jack's thought I was some witch bitch


messy


clean


Clean


clean/messy


both?


ya


Its possible ok


i meant i was both sorry


i hate messy


In between


cant lick messy..


hmmm


i love to lick on stuff. ok.?


Bruh


cmon


corona time


I think corona would beat u


just a guess


already had it i guess


its ok, im young


!topic


When you are satisfied with the life you life


being happy!


Feeling like you've done what you've wanted to accomplish in your life


idk having lotsa dogs


Completely satisfied with the work I've put into


to fail


Spiders


And failing


Dying young


cmon, live fast die young


Mehhh


naa, ill take that back sry


Its all good


when you hit 30 youll stop worry about that Sharkimus


I guess that maybe true


To fear


so think like this, you have no fears!


just go for it!


im trying to make it to 100


at least 100


100 is still young


maybe in 2080 it will be


FFF


more questions


yeah, f in chat pls


!topic


All of them


vacuuming is the WORST thing


ur just a baby


Fair


Making a bed


thefreemoney


a


i love you


Yes


yes


Nice


Uh


Cop


I wanted to be a baker once


A chef


a vet i think


a father


same


I wanted to be a brother


that never happened


i wanted to matter


tbh


Hello ShopiaLilFlower welcome


!topic


ye


Xbox


yes


music 3


no


ive never been in love


feelsbad


You'll get there


never Eldoria?


Nah ive never had a serious relationship


youll be there, im sure


and you in for a ride


idk if i believe in love tho


never felt any love towards anyone before


well.. love belives in you


so


Youll believe it when it hits you


then you know what not to thrive for


i must repeat the same steps


!work


because i attract the most mean bitchy girls


Oof


you only attract the things you are


And then get run over


!work?


I try to be good


but it fails i guess


youll be great, never doubt yourself


thanks bro


next question!


!topic


underwear


uh,


Milk


Conditioner


2tshirts and underwear


Kebab


Happy living the life


peee


Same


Yep


Smh wish we could hold it longer


Humans are weak


bro i wish i could hold it as long as poop


Lmao


20seconds for all mammals


imagine


Good pee


!topic


imagine holding a pee for 2 days


Arizona tea for me


Sweet tea


Milkshake


2 days!?!


coffee


strawberry shake


teacoffee


I disagree


I gotta go with banana shake


i like both but tea tastes better


banana is awesome


and tea too


and coffee, i dont even know what i said


everything taste wonderful


!TOPIC


hot chocolate everything else


mexico


New York


Oman


Germany


Laos


Oman?


The store


I see we are well traveled here


Does that count


no Misty


it doesnt count


djur yes, it's in the middle east


Take a vacation


dont work yourself to death


Oman is a cool country in the Middle East


Im broke broke


errr...some place in france or something like 3 years or so ago


i know where it is


I love Oman


I guess last place Ive been isss Virginia


It's so peaceful


my friends from there, just unusual


Ive always wanted to visit the middle east


Go to Dubai


thats why i reacted


And israel


Oh I see


Lmao


Much better places


I would love to visit dubai!


!work


its super modern bro


Its just so lifeless and there are much more interesting Arabic cities


Dubai is.. omfg, like disneyland of vacations


i want a futuristic vibe


Can't beat the scenery and the wilderness of Oman tho


So dubai would be sick


Whatever you like


Dubai would be nr1


no doubt


!topic


Lame question


depends on the movie


never


Depends on the movie


i dont even watch trailers


I never read reviews only watch the trailer


I never do, unless I read it on accident or someone mentions it irl


you watch em Brelje?


its like half the good scenes in them


For me i rewatch the same movies often


so im fine if i spoil it


before i watch


aight


For example cats, Ive never watched it but everyone says its ass


i have to search for stuff


imagine having friends..


!topic


filet Mignon steak


Lasagna, home made


the edible kind


Mac and cheese


Meatballs, potatoes, lingonberry and sauce


vagene


Mexican food


All of it


peepee


Cant say


napalm in the morning


petrol


jk


new car smell


wtf Gamin


i broke me


u


WolfieBoy Brando is that u?


!topic


I used too


1 WolfieBoy


Not anymore


Jiu Jitsu


nope


Speedway


is breathing a sport


its a movie quote, if anyone gets it, you have a good movie taste


and im a pro gamer, its a sport


Brichu yes


im sporty then


well we are trying


sometimes


no never


Two


two?


why?


Thats a whole lot of thinking


i use to


Pssy a writer


For each personality


Dream journal


id eat the pages tho


a journal? Of my war crimes across thousands of planets? yes


of emotions? No


so its secret


forever


and a normal one I barely use


really?


My journal cant leave me on R


thats... erm.. awesome


dream journal, poetry sht, diary, notes from differenr subjects jus tryna make them pretty


bruh


Just kidding


why dont i write down my dreams


oh yeah, only horror, maybe thats why


my psych said to try it


a journal would be the only thing that doesn't leave me on read when i write to it


it doesnt work


LMAO


now im just used to it


sell it to stephen king


i dont like the horror genre


me neither.. yet it haunts me


Hey Pssy


ok..


!topic


Horror movies r too spoopy


myself


because


why not


Tall and we'll built


Well


Whats he saying


None of the above?


erm, police


supreme leader of north korea


well then


mine is atleast somewhat achievable


i already have my dream job


xxpssyslayerxx


Hey Pssy you still there


YES


Tf he sayin


I mean that's what he was saying


I'm so happy Today


We are getting the Snyder Cut


stop using


whats the Snyder cut?


Glad you asked


moviesandtv has a video which explains


anytime anyone says glad you asked means Im in for a ride


Also it is the Justice League movie before they fired Zack Snyder and Shoe horned it Joss Wheden to ruin an epic movie


ok i go watch it rn even tho ion keep up with it too much


It is the movie which didn't have a Moustacheed Superman


I've got a hypotethical question for you guys: If I notice someone keying my car and I decide to approach the guy and beat him unconcious with a tyre iron, would you guys consider that an appropriate response?


It is gonna be on streaming


yes


In 2021


Its a 12 min video nvm


Vogeley if would be irrational not to do it


The most appropriate of responses


Mathre saw that on reddit


Just search releasethesnydercut


what car do you drive?


On Twitter


Ok I go do that rn


ok prolly gonna del that msg


why did yo ubuy a porche?


Stand your ground laws apply to property like so?


nutty joe


my dad got one for his 60th, but doesn't really drive it


you end up in jail


but go for it


aah ok, be careful with it


Its a 4 hour movie?


i don't like wasting money on cars atm, but im not going to not drive a porsche


xxpssyslayerxx what movie


Justice league Snyder cut


we were planning on getting rid of it, but the used car market is kinda dead


you guys need to sleep. its past your bedtime


djur Hey, I don't disagree, but evidently the common opion here is that if someone damages your property you're allowed to beat them unconcious.


2015 911 ain't worth a lot


Idk if there's like different laws in the US about defending your property


Colner im sure you know whats right and wrong


just think about it, and just.. yeah think


I do, I wanted to see other peoples opinon and now I


am horrified.


One guy litterally writes he might beat the guy to death


not about money Tendies still a nice car, but i would invest that into something more fun tbh


well, some people have anger issues


or just want to be strong


I personally think S50K in a brokerage account brings me more joy swing trading than a porsche


but its not really mine at the same time


or maybe a downpayment on a newer tesla


that does 060 in 1.9


I just know the longer we keep it, the faster the depreciation


I drive a daily beater 09 acura tl


love it


u see, you have a even better car D


!topic


Canada


I live in Sweden


Its a 4 hour movie?


xxpssyslayerxx it's gonna be tons of reshoots too


India


Probably 6 episodes 35 min long


MaFayce lots of vfx work to do actually


That too


But Snyder asked for 20mil


aye


Specifically to get the cast back and get reshoots done


LET'S GOOO


I'll pay for that


man finally getting his movie out there


nutty joe


I've been rooting for this movie since 2016


It was a whole different world back then, LMAO, literally


I was working on airsystem underneath a powerplant


fuck that


I was in India traveling by a train


When I saw the trailer drop


On my phone


Good'ol days


rip


Lmao I was in boarding school and we asked a teacher to show it on his phone


boarding school problems


jesus christ, i feel you


Treacy bro forreal tho, you no sleep?


!topic


Go on reddit until Im tired


Also nice to see I'm again in the stats for the past 2 weeks


same here ProbablyNotInfectious


Kistner bro forreal tho, you no sleep?


MaFayce I do sleep, 67 hrs


I go to sleep early, wake up early so I'm here


until i just fall asleep


Nice


either that or something boring on netflix


Sleeping early is appreciated but waking up late isn't


I usually am on Twitter before I turn off my phone and sleep


yus


twitter sound like a young mans game


i wake up at 8 am every single morning


Wow that's nice


not on the weekends


I've been staying awake all night for the past 27 or so days


I cant. I HAVE to be at work between 9 and 3, the other 2 hours are flexible


Alone


but I always start at 8


roll outta bed and flip open the laptop


I sleep 3 hours in the morning 69,


Then 1 hour during lunch 121


Then 3 hours during evening 69


For how long though?


stuck alone


well.. thats a good question


I need to course correct


I might get bored enough a fight might be something interesting


i worked hard on my sleep schedule


it has changed since starting to work at home though


imagine fighting with someone everyday in the same house for infinity


That's what I'm talking about


like a marriage


Wfh means I am always sleepy


I used to go to bed at 10 cause I woke up at 630, now its bed at 12 and wake up at 8


nutty joe


yeah, alone seems more ok


!topic


George Clooney


Me, with my 1700 Reddit followers


really?


Yes


wow, awesome


Hi ash


ive never met anyone like.. that famous i think


The rumors are true... awesome human being


most of the really famous people are


They dont hate me


Being supportive


Ive never met anyone super famous


HEY


im here


i can read


sup


Sorry my bad


Sup ash


!topic


being alone


Ill be alive


The environment


oww Knee im here bro


lets start a band


I dont got any really


im already in a band


My life is over


I do”


its called Tulpa Garden


i loved that guy when he tickled my..


Shooting ranch out of my hands


how can a super power be useless?


by definition its super


Boil water instantly


childoftheinternet we are talking about USELESS powers


tell me how ranch hands or boiling water is useless


Idk


djur true that would be very useful


Mute people who annoy me


that sounds super useful


How often do you need boiled water


everyday when I make sweet tea


I literally just boiled water


i could start an itch in my ears every time i wanted


I never need it so its useless to me


Djuret has useless super power down pat


!topic


Also I can use it for evil


Spare time is make music


draw


Knit


contemplate life decisions


knit?


Water ballon fights are gonna get a lot more fun if I can boil water instantly


can you make me a sweater?


Yes


i pay you


ok thanks


I contemplate suicide on my spare time


Its gonna be expensive


nowadays i do nothing!


It takes me forever


its ok, i have more money than yarn


I don't


I do


But if I like you enough you can have it for free


you already like me so how much will you pay to give it to me?


how the turn tables


!topic


ty nutty joe


read


I need to buy lumber tomorrow for my new guitar stand


Oh man


Np djur


Again knit and watch Netflix


Watch movies


That also applies to a snow day


NYC


Spain


Vermont during fall peak season


Laos


Spain is fun, Ive been there


djur jealous


its beautiful there


play music


Masterbate


play my guitar


!topic


Restaurant


I would sell a multi purpose cleaner called grime stoppers


that was a hard question


i dont know


Pizza


yes


tacos


Hamburger


lasagne


hello


music


music, games


Biking


djur are you Garfield


existential dread


ssch


Crafts


dont expose me


cmon who doest love that?


!topic


You heard that everyone djur is Garfield


eeerm, 6 days


3 days probably


4 days


67 days I think?


Camping


I was also camping...indoors...with friends


prolly a week no joke


Knee


my weight. Im working on it but its slow.


Have better vision


So blind


nothing, im already perfect


or.. is everything 1 thing?


djur I would change your personality


Friends


having a set task with deadlines. I work best under pressure


school work?


Being able to help others succeed and use their talents


idk


!topic


im spontaneous


Both


Plan


Spontaneous


Nothing


Keep the ussr alive


be a better person, with better personality


Same q


eh


4 days


Cheese cake


beer


Thats not a dessert


Apple pie


icebeer?


Sure


!topic


Best


Worst player


i think best player


im somewhat ego


cant lie


Ive been the worst player on a good team, they have no restrictions on their insults on you


best player fo sho


pornhub


Its be cool to be a part of something great though


Pornhub.com


ProbablyNotInfectious true that


well next


no


it already asked that


It wasn during quarantine last month


Nothing, my parents forgot


so I had cake at home


alone


jesus christ


we are sad


They wont insult me Im super nice and theyd feel bad nutty joe


im going to bed


night all!


gn!


Goodnight


ProbablyNotInfectious depends on the sport and the people, but they probably will make some remarks towards how bad a play was


True


!topic


Ehh theyll get over it


My bday is is in 10 days


And if youre the worst, its more mistakes and more remarks


We did this question


yeha


We might as well do this


Happy early bday Froggo Emi


nutty joe thanks Nutty Joe


Pizza


Any pasta dish


lasagna...


Ok Garfield


Animal farm


hey, whatre ya guys talking about? Im bored


Answering questions


Graphic novels too? Batman White Knight


ah neat


I am football: Zlatan Imbrahimovic


i dont know why ok


just leave it


Last book I read was a manga, MierukoSan I think


I had to read mine for school


!topic


was it in japaneese?


Children


what does peevemean?


swedish guy coming through!


djur I assume that question was for me . It is in Japanese but I read the fan translations


A pet peeve is something that annoys you djur


I hate joe


ok, thats awesome Pixelchu


yee. You want a link?


well, that would be nutty joe


Hey


NEXT!


Why do I annoy you


Im just joking man, i love


you


Coke


Cookies Cream Milkshake


Or if alcoholic old fashioned


Cocaine isnt a drink ProbablyNotInfectious


Mine is Pepsi


i love beer


Pepsi and milk


or milk


It used to be part of it


Those were the days


I like Pepsi and milk combined


ill send you come old coke


just get that sweater done


!topic


world championship


Concert tickets


in speedway


No way yall are still talking about curdled milk


Bowling MVP I guess


My soccer team scored the most goals in a year and I got a medal


when i was 17 i was the best in the world in my thing


thats quite awesome


now im just below average


so...


Jasmine


Friendship!


Uh. Cinnamon or Tropical


Food


Food is awesome tbh


I gtg now


Bye


ok, take care bro


thanks for tonight


!topic


Get a gf?


Get corona


visiting the himalayas


you arlready got taht


that


Oh yeah?


Cashier


we had this


Can I call you mami?


Too deep 4 me


1st, everyone i know to be healthy, 2, i will always be happy,3 unlimited of wishes


pick it!


!pick 1285


gj!


Ty!


Hii


hi!


Hiii


!topic


Today


hello


today


3 in 10 years


hi yes09871


erm


Loud but caring


thats an honest one


I procrastinate a lot


curious to the part i might get intruding


Asmlif is that u?


Its fine


Machine Gun Kelly's new song, anyone?


havnt heared it


good?


What's discord


Bloody Valentine


It has Megan Fox


I like it


omg, fapping time


Bruh


No


ey


ok


that's a sentence


i was.. erm.. joking


Sry


!topic


me and my friend are looking for a third person. we pretty much like everything especially gaming and tv shows. dm me if your interested


2000s vibe in that song


I meant duck


im sry jaggrut i didnt notice you


Actually, art


Autocorrect


English


Why you trying to adopt me


we are having a bot battle


Why


You trying


To adopt me


Is that Megan Fox?


Mnfh


awesome song


i dont listen to machinegun kelly alot but its a great song


m!adopt @


Hey everyone


@ can me my powerbottom


cmon.. just scch


You want a sister kt?


hey ray


m!adopt Georgi


Lmfao


!topic


yes i do


Woah the princess is still here


Hi sailor


sailordoge hey


Both


m!familytree Pikachu


Plan thingz


Rekt


Hmmm


I'm plan for work and school


I am spontaneous for life


Doctor?


Mate, you need a doctor?


!whois Pikachu


I knewit


Why


Would


You


Out


Me


Like that


I don't know you , who are you. How did you know I was the doctor


you've got a fan


I knew it coz of how you simped on Ussy


What do you mean


Nvm


I am expanding my family tree


Who are you


!whois MaFayce


I don't even know you


you guys change your names so often


Sailor where you from?


canada


The only right answer is the High Seas


do mine, what does mine say


:o


A Canadian


Aboot time


Toronto?


!whois sailordoge


bahaha


1 day


Ok anyways that's enough spam


botcommands henceforth


BC not ontario


sorry im new


Its all good


this thing is tracking me?...


Disregard elli


When you run with miles


You get shielded


m!help


!topic


yes!


m!propose sailordoge


Yes I would want to know when I die


So I can plan my life


And enjoy it even more


Say yes


Go on


Wow


I do


Somewhat


Shower


Showers


cmon same questions


m!adopt Madlin


Rule the World


Hey, peeps!


accept


hi PhenomPlasma


Yay I'll protect you ussy


is this bot new


!topic


Sailor wanna try again ?


my favorite drink is wine


yeah try again


m!propose sailordoge


my favourite drink is beer


!work


Djcjcjjejcj


Whaaat


Wow


hehehe


Good evening everyone


I declare war on Canada


Hope you all had a great day


Hey, Baegels!


good morning Bagels


Okay good morning to some of yall


Third time is a charm


A bot to make me feel worse about my love life. Oh great...


ooops too early


!topic


Ur moms house


online?


you like her place?


Yeah its pretty nice


She's going to leave me on read


The nearest supermarket.


Shes got a great S5/hr deal


thanks for taking care for my mom


of


Hey Bagels wassup?


Whats up Elliot


I'm a single parent of 2


Help me raise them


I just got home and showered dude I feel great now


lets go Pikachu


too much work


nutty joe


i have one


and i dont wanna pay child support


Too bad I gotta wake up in 9 hours


I managed to somewhat fix my spaghetti coding, so I'm also feeling pretty good.


Just to DO IT AGAIN WOOO


Nice


How'd your Job Interview go?


nutty joe yo ustill up?


I already got Ilysa paying alimony


go to sleep


Elliot we have backtoback crane jobs and working with the state on Friday


djur its 9:05 pm


Oh wow


!pay Pikachu 150


way past bed time!


Thanks:


It'll feed my children


dont ping me anymore i have anxiety


!rob Binetta


Why


That's nice


I go to bed 2:00 am or later djur


i have anxiety


You don't want to see me anymore?


Whyyy


Get that paper


miles i would be no good for you, i'm roachless


I get to decorate my helmet bro Im gonna write sprinkles” on it


you are a bold one nutty joe


I'd give you the world sailor


i respect that


djur why


!balance


Nice


Yui cookie sailordoge


!weekly


!topic


!work


i am no gold digger, sorry miles


I'd buy toilet paper and masks


!pay Clarke 150


Pls slap sailordoge


Yui cookie Pikachu


balance?


Ty nutty


sorry you took this breakup so poorly


you have currency here?


Balance of roaches


Yui slap Pikachu


!balance


You can buy roles


What breakup


!pay nutty joe 91


We were never together


Like look at my roles


and in denial as well


I bought them all


sigh


I mean can you blame me


Look at you sailor


!pay djur 90


A 10


Skin like snow white


LMAO


i cant


My daughter is trying to adopt me


thats not ok


nutty joe


this too much


Its just delayed


i love this new slutty energy that joined


Pay Pikachu 1


now i cant fall asleep nomore


New slutty energy?


!pay Pikachu 1


Ty nutty


!pay Bagels 11


Honey Ive been the server slut since day 1. Thank you.


!rob FrogHatz


!work


!pay Bagels 9


have fun all


Thank you


You too


!pay djur 10


farah is rude today


!pay djur 9


nutty joe


!topic


nnngggh


NYeee


Baba booey


hello


just woke up serious bed head


Ello


but video chatted with my friend


oh nice


hiii


Who did you give head in bed?


hi Haley


nutty owo


Are ya feeling better now Haley


just woke up, you living the dream girl


about what


oo i was always feeling good im kinda sleepy atm though xd


!rob Pikachu


Ah is cool


if youre talking about the thing in serious i only posted that to help someone else oo it happened a few years ago


djur if you just woke up, youre ending a dream not living it


you gotta check out the link in my away message


Nani wut


Nani


Lmao I'm reading that now


Hi willow


Ello


nutty joe.. or should i call you senpao


hiii willow


the wisom you bring...


im really sleepy still tbh


i can handle it


Call me oni chan


cant


I fainted today


oni chan nani


aww what happened:?


willow F


get your shiet together willow


haven't had water in 2 days and food in 3


Drink


thats dangerous


And eat


Bruh y tho


Are u fasting?


I will go to your house and give you water


life's not the best rn


if you dont drink for over 3 days or so, you will die. People need water


willow life is never the best, you still need water


Don't do that dude


Gotta keep urself healthy and at peace


willow I have been there, but listen, you have to take care of yourself, ok?


always drink water at least


I have a water bottle next to me


thanks sexy Bagels


Usually eating healthy is best if u need to be at peace of mind


3 min without air, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food


willow drink it


Hydrate Hydrate Hydrate


okay


Now either tonight or tomorrow go eat something


drink at least gurl


Why


yeah but you can eat


drink


so drink


eating disorder


thats rought, shiet


you have to eat tho


but try drink at least. ok?


oh my, get some help too willow


ik I try eating 9 times out of 10 it just comes back up


Welcome gorgeous Felicidad


Yall say hydrate well I drank a gallon of water today and I pissed 3 times all day


if you get into regular eating habits it should get better after a while


good for you Bagels


Well if you eat willow and 1/10 times you actually eat, youre still getting food, and thats good


!work


please talk to a profesional though, none of us are docters i dont think


!pay 70 nutty joe


QueenFirebird ik I'm trying to work on it with my counselor


!balance


yes pls get some help


eating disorder


willow you should try protein shakes


!pay 90 nutty joe


they fill you up and they're kinda healthy willow


willow with some help you will get better:


!pay willow 69


0 today?


cmon, i have money Farah!


please mommy let me spend


because you failed the vibe check


aaw


but I'm still underweight


the shakes would help with that too tbh


you might have a lower chance of wanting to bring it back up


good I'm tired of being 98lbs


I think Im overweight or Im like right on the cusp of it


aka 45kg


willow either that or try this drink called ensure, it has all the nutrients you need


im 200


nutty joe


just try eat some willow


small thing and several attempts


can anyone send pics?


you want my nudes?


ik I am about to eat


Im 215 but Im also 64


get outta here!


lycoming464 pics of what


Nope I cant


like I cant send pics


willow good


im a man


I cant either Lyco


i only send to men


djur welll


lycoming464 You cant send pics on this chat anymore


send bobs and vagene pls


no willow you are to young


i was making a weird joke


dont bother me, i dont exist


but if i was 18 it would be fine


it wouldnt


I can't even send a gif


SFW


nein nein nein nein


willow I can just jk jk jk unless


try eat some, or at least drink something, like a smoothie


every step you take, it a good one!


try think like that


its ok to fail sometimes


willow


can't do a smoothie rn its 12:26am


no.. not now


but when you want to


not because im saying anything, its all about you


try the ensure drinks willow


I send a link of how they look


sent


I see those all the time I will try one tomorrow


they aren't even thick like a smoothie


has the texture like milk


so willow


join us in this


!topic


I used to drink em for competitive swimming


hi jewelgoat


How are you


willow did you try exercising? burning a lot of calories will make your body hungry enough to want to eat


like high cardio workouts


rn quiet night at home bc if I am seen crying at a party all get a lot of attention and get overwhelmed I'm also clausterphobic


i love to cry at parties


people get freaked out


lycoming464 working out is impossible


im doing great jewelgoat how are you?


how is it impossible?


Im fine


Not great but not bad


I passed out today bc I was trying to work out


ok jewelgoat next question is for you


dont work out until you are getting the nutrition you need


Like personally


What is your biggest concern about the future?


yeah ofc, has to be right?


one is living their own life so


How Im going to do my dream job. How Im going to make it work


guys I had a piece of bread now I don't feel to good


Hey alll


willow


Why?


mine is not beeing able to make today pay


or.. well, how to manage it ina way


Ahh


you know how to do you dreamjob, and you know how to make it work, just do it!


!topic


djur. My dream job is a goat farmer. And I already have a goat. And am getting another in spring so I will have to get my own farm sometime


, and you are questioning that work?


you already have the stuff for it


the goat


Yea


But to make a living from milking goats


thats awesome


I will need more than one


well, one is a start right?


But she is not even a full milking breed


my friends girlfriends family have over 800 sheeps


Nice


they are crazy


I have a plant


Does that count?


it does


its awesome


you ride it?


Nice!


Ya I ride it to work every day


Pretty comfortable


My dad runs a sheep farm


you just shuff it up and go


Sheep and beef


Ya pretty user friendly


thats something i miss im my life


user friendly items


Riding your plant to work


i dont work


so..


i dont know


Well riding plants is a good hobbie give it a try


Awesome


i ride horses


eh, my hobby is to travel


not plants


i wont use all the plants


Dang queen you fancy


you need something to feel free


im not fancy XD


i am a broke and filthy farm worker


tbh


isnt it awesome?


But you work with the land you know how to grow the foods


since you choose it


Id probably starve to death


djur QueenFirebird morpheousdorpheous HELLO


hello.


Hi chrome


Are chrome pythons dangerous?


Never talked to one before


i have a pet ball python.


No


Only when provoked


Makes sense


Most people are dangerous when provoked


my snake isnt dangerous. He is pretty big tho and he is still a baby


awe i love snakes


Wholesome chat


Dont you feel weird feeding your snake with a live animal?


morpheousdorpheous


you normally dont feed live animals


no he eats frozen/thawed rats


just frozen


yes


Lmao


Hi Im back


!work


Nice! Didnt know that


its not good to feed live animals to ur pets


I have a dog his name is taco


hi bushido!


You get negative karma


He likes cheese


live animals can hurt the snake when you feed


thats why i feed frozen


Negative karma


I have a dog


Makes sense


my horse eats live grass tho XD


His name is Chewy


morpheousdorpheous negative karma


Do you guys know TMNT


nutty joe


Why ChromePython24 ?


Yo chewy is a sick name for a dog


Do you take him on adventures?


You have to respect life in all of its forms


You dont know teenage mutant ninja turtles bushidoboy07


Yeah except he eats everything


My dog's name is Cedar. She is about 15.


nutty joe I do just not the abbreviation


Well Im gonna say my new idea now


3 years


15 in dog years like 90


You know how the TMNT are human shaped


Dang she old


Baby doggo


Well that means they have human genes


Can we share dog photos here?


Yes nutty joe there mutant


3 years in dog years is like like 30


petpics


or 28?


I wanna see some doggos


my dog is ancient. 3 bless her geriartric heart


Its 21 djur


And people masturbate in the bathroom


its 21?


Try petpics


Yes


So that means


so you can feed him/her beer?


I took a shower felt nice


Yes XD


awesome, but im to cheap to share


And he starts to run into things


so.. maybe im not a dog person


Oh its amazing when it happens


i had some cats before


Ondwe/Mutt nutty joe


Cats mad cause we are talking about dogs


2 ragdoll cats


!pick 4468


someone tell me to go do my homework please. I am in college and I cant slack anymore


blue eyes, they were awesome


QueenFirebird


go do ur hw


i didnt like em


Its only 12


Too slow


they didnt like me either


djur


blue eyes white dragon?


!balence


Lmao


Yes


Yugio


Im sad to say I still have all of my yugioh cards


like really blue


thanks i will go now to do my hw


xxpssyslayerxx


I WISH I HAD MINE


!balance


No one plays that anymore


yeah i went through a phase LMFAO


Someone give me one roach


Sad life indeed


but they were like 14 years old and died


My ocd is pinging


!pay nutty joe 1


i think theres a pic of me eating the 3 god cards


sad story, might need a pillow


Nice


Kewl


FUCK


Where is everyone right now at this moment


well, im outta my mind atm


bed


I have nothing


hbu?


Im in bed


Im back


In my apartment


On my bike


Im in the most uncomfortable position in bed so my phone charger will work but my phone is staying at 20


im in my dining room thinking about my life choices


Do not look under the bed


whats under the bed


looks under


i wish something was there


Thats were the monsters live


can i join


i dont even have monsters


Hallo Friends


hi caine


It's is 12:53 AM for me


wanna live under my bed?


why high?


nutty loe


are you lost?


Do it


Today is good day, I got more medicine to put my depression in check


He climbed a latter to space


Im craving chocolate milk


Fuck


How is everyone


Baegels you are a cursed person


Im going to the store its been decided


its 7 am here


ive been here all night


Why would you bring up chocolate milk rn


How am I cursed


I have some tea and almond milk in my fridge


Because I want some


My body hurts and I think chocolate milk would do me good


Hi BotanicalSnow


almond milk, thats the devil!


is it good tbh?


I have snacks


never tried it


Yes


it is?


Almond milk is great


Cant drink regular milk


bigsad


doesnt seem legit


Fuks my stomach


It is legit


i love regular milk


It really aint bad


I watched a bunch of creepy videos and I'm out in my dark living room now


Fuck


i fart some, but its ok


i dont care


I only get paranoid when I'm jazzed


Almond milk is a bit of an acquired taste tho


jk, naa


gives Caine a big hug


Thank you Chrome


ill try that Bagels


why not, never had it before, maybe its good, why not try


Yeah you should try it


gives you an ak47 for the monsters


Might taste a little nutty but its good


nutty taste


Get the vanilla or chocolate flavor tho


nohomo?


Im coming home from the bike parts place


i dont even know the brands over here


Caine did you watch something about the scp foundation or Trevor Hendersons art?


Hello


one can only have as much


go for it!


!rob nutty joe


Yay Im lvl 5


you from australia jewelgoat?


NO


Im a kiwi


Oi I like Australia


Kia Ora


really?


omg, i always wanted to see them islands


Whats Kia Ora


little nutty almondmilk dream i have


bushidoboy07. Moari informal greeting


Ive been to Hawaii


is it true you dont have any poisonous animals there?


Do you have any scary urban legends wherever you live


Oh its a greeting


djur In New Zealand


yeah


Im trying to get into horror


No. Just not many


Scary things


oh ok


I want to hear it


Unsettling things


however it seems wonderful


Frightening things


Im frightening


i live in sweden, cold norths when the sun never rises


where


!topic


No


Sometimes


ChromePython24 watch the invisible man gg


yes


every day!


Oi he is telling a story


The new or original


New


I want to listen


VC inc!


Ghost


smart


Smartest. Because that is my life


Popular


smartest!


Wait I already am


Smart


Bhayani


Same Ongun


Or second smartest


no bushidoboy07


you are the smartest!


Oi I am


never doubt yourself!


Thanks


Has anyone heard of the bohemian club


I was smartest in my class last year


Perks of not being famous: you can get away with anything


True


Keldon what is your profile pic


perks of beeing the smartest: you never do anything that will get you caught


Creepy


everything's a nightmare


get used to it


!topic


Its not


Depends on what you mean by it


Having a sister


ChromePython24 no I watched muta on his dark web browsing series


I am not saying JK


Im bored


Oh, I know him Caine


then start answering some questions jewelgoat


Ok


Maybe


AtmosphericOwl


dark web stuff is mostly people just being edgy


Im bored...Im very bored


Reading. Crafts and playing with my goat


touch some tiddy


Fawcette bushidoboy07 where I got my pfp


Hey


Gentleman Bird knows


WHY


why


Is it purple guy


why? WHY NOT?!


Yus


Yay Im smart


Man behind the slaughter


I have a lot of hobbies


Bite of 87


I havent played in years


Like girls wouldnt try to pee standing etc


!topic


its the samething.. almost


Being in the hospital


Right now is


i fell down some stairs when i was 2 years old


Oh wait


ye the creepypasta has grown on it since the games were finishedbushidoboy07


way back in the 1800


djur that was my first memory too but I was like 45


really?


maybe i was 34


I split my lip when I was 2


i dont remember tho, but thats true


oh shiet bushidoboy07


I got stitches


nasty stuff


There is a scar


hope you healed at least some


Now


Its fine


hey I split my lip when I was a bab too


!topic


Its been 10 years


don't remember it tho


who wants to hang in slowchat


Just realized we can't post pics here anymore


chicks digs scars


I read somewhere you dont have memories before 4 or 5 but you can associate what others have told you with your own memories


Plan things out


cosmicprank sure


I plan nothing and then do nothing


belive me they do


Chicks do dig scars


Coming from a chick


NO EVERY GIRL HAS TURNED ME DOWN DAUG


they have weirder imagination than you think


i have a lot of scars lmfao


Women are amazing


Might not be because of your scars pal


i bet i have more scars then what ever scars you have


my lip scar is heckin tiny


Its a dent in my face”


!topic


Thats what they say


get more scars


yeah well, its cute


live with it!


The past two guys Ive dated have had huge noticeable scars


hello homies


Never fall for the chicks dig scars


thats my public service announcement


Donate it to charity


Ok Im sorry me personally like scars. They are unique and a part of your life


Not all chicks like scars


eh bushidoboy07 dont think about it like that


But many chicks do


if you wanna see my scar, then you gotta get reeeal close to my face


i promise you, noone really cares deep down, so dont bother


theyre something cool at first, and then people just see em like an imperfection after a while


This is cute


I like beautiful women


after they get used to the scars it just turns into imperfections


but what do I know


when you make a thing outta something, they people notice


Nah I disagree


ive had surgery a bunch of times from age 5 to 23


its about everything, even girl should listen


i got big time scars


im glad you disagree Sailor


Im not trynna lump up all people


its just really common for that to happen


Who here is in a relationship


My profile is messed up


Scars have a story I think it tells a lot about their life and what theyve been through


Im not


when women think about their flaws it shows


I agree sailor


sailordoge hm well


hi everyone


Each scar tells a diff story and theyre kinda like tattoos


but people dont always see em like that


but i think noone has any flaws, everyone only has attributes


i dont wanna get tats cuz my scars are more meaningful probably


I love that xxpssyslayerxx


i had to go to germany for a bunch of my scars


Wdym cosmicprank


you are absolutely right xxpssyslayerxx


I have a bullet wound too but I dont show that


i had to have a crazy operation where they insert two massive semi circle metal bars into my body and no american doctor thought they could pull it off so i had to go to germany


good choice of words


they were in my body for 4.5 years


Wassup


wzup ThisIsOnlyATest


dont test it, just do it!


My profile is me


sailordoge ill show you them


Hi everybody! Hi Dr.Nick!


You cant send pics


cosmicprank


i got shot im the war 19 times


i can post in slowchat


Its in my foot


Relationships are likes scars


The bullet wound


pictures of my bars that made my scars in slowchat sailordoge


its ok


like i said


chicks dig scars


show them when you meet em


No it blends in


you can make it blend in


its fine


Both are grey


Okay, well here's the picture then


my bars that were in my body


!puck 9161


Oh it loaded now, those are big!


ChromePython24 youll find someone, stop searching and it will come


!pick 9161


just be you


yea and i had a surgery like that at age 5 to


Cool photo too


so not the first time


!topic


uff, hard one


Homeless


i'd go with homeless


They give you food


neither


ChromePython24 just called me Eminem


should i be offended


homeless


I think


dead


Why


wtf you talking about cosmicprank, you just go the best compliment ever


ok sweet


staying warm in a cushy bed watching tv with a bottle of whatever


then thanks ChromePython24


cosmicprank well I dont see any scars you look like you about to rap some serious bars tho


Jail could be fun


jail is actually


jail isn't fun


Nice


Hello, I don't talk on here alot.


ChromePython24 i rap so it makes sense


depends who ur jailmate is


True


true that


you've listened to my songs right?


I am not great at participating in conversations.


imagine if you bunk with me


then its all over boys and girls


I had a rap battle with my teacher cosmicprank


im on basically every platform


Soren thats ok


if they give u a tv who cares right


I think Id be fine in a Canadian prison but other places Im not sure


nice bushidoboy07


did you get schooled


you'd had such a great time bunkin with me


I almost won


I usually just lurk becuase I don't know how to converse with people. I havent had a lot of practice.


no need to lurk bro


Alright alright


prison is chill if you like not liking life


just throw in some words Soren


He rapped like it was his job


next one


!topic


What words should i say?


Cook


Lurk Soren


bushidoboy07 probably can freestyle well


listen to YAGPDB.xyz


Soren thats why we have topics c:


Thats what we did


Order take out. Cooking is super fun and provides delicious results, but I'd prefer to be lazy as shit.


Oh I never knew about that.


i prefer to order food


I love to cook. And bake.


Soren say whats on your mind


Wow


we got a chef here


thats awesome


I grill


Alright I'm thinking of an animal


So Im not a chef


What does your YouTube link mean Soren


I make the best homemade stove top grilled cheese.


Right?


overly manly man bushidoboy07 with the wholeribs


ask me questions about what animal im thinking of


i love it


guess what animal im thinking of


Go to the youtube link then and see ChromePython24


Does it have hooves


No No no


no it doesnt have hooves


I grill fish


next question


a rhino


no ask yes or no qustions


cosmicprank


and ill answer


Does it have more than 4 legs?


!topic


Does it have fur


it has 2 legs


it has fur yes


Tuesday


20 questions


has to be new years


a baby rhino that was in a terrible accident


Hello Friday


it is not a baby rhino that was in a terrible accident


keep guessing


damnit


Is the animal a common meal?


2 legs, has fur, no hooves


My favorite day is everyday


a new year and you dress up and everyone's fancy


Is it a marsupial


i love it


it is not a common meal


does ir have thumbs?


sailordoge gimme a sec to google


20 questions is fun


Kangaroos


Guy with pocket


is it a baby rhino that was in a terrible accident and is wearing a fur coat?


It's not a marsupial


It's not a kangaroo


dont fall for his stuff


does it eat meat?


Tbh i cant tell if t has thumbs


it eats meat


a t rex


its already getting weird


is it an herbavore


Wait 2 legs? 2 arms too?


it is insectivorous


herbivore?


and eats small animals too


it's a bat!


weasel


so it eats small animals and insects


Really djur


not a bat


mongoose


cmon leave me be


close


fucc


Meerkat


Aneater? idk XD


owl?


bushidoboy07 HE WINS, HIS TURN NOW


baboon?


wild prarie dog


YAAAY


really?


it's a Meerkat


good job


i was close with the rhino i feel


did he guess right, what a champ


Close with the rhino


I dont want to go


ok sailordoge you pick


those things are awesome


Someone else


nutty joe


someone pick who wants to pick


im thinking of a number between 1 and 3


i wanna guess your animal


All right, I've got an animal


is it a rhino?


i didnt say whole numbers lil


Hey bushidoboy07


is it a mammal


What does Bushido mean?


its a lion


Not a mammal


is it a reptile


Does it have wings


No wings


It's a reptile


MaFayce it is a Japanese club for judo


does it have legs


is it an axolotl?


can it breathe under water?


this was too easy probably


Oh ok


It has legs


I doubt it can breathe underwater


is it bigger than a loaf of bread XD


Geico car insurance


Not an axolotloltoltoltl


ok


Bigger than a loaf of bread


Way of the Warrior


Does not provide insurance


Bearded dragon


is it a kind of lizard


Oh great clues XD


is it mark zuckerberg?


not a beardie


no insurance what so ever?!


It's a kind of lizard


Gecko


turtle!


iguana


komodo


chameleon


I wouldn't say it's staunchly antiinsurance, but it doesn't really dabble in those affairs


two legs guys


cosmicprank yee


WHAT


i got it first guess


t rex


you can go again or just pass the torch to someone random lmao


!topic


whoever wants to go can go


Does anyone know any riddles


where did my dad go


you can do something other than an animal


I know a few riddles


Peach Tea


Mornin


Like im thinking of a rare disease


Do a riddle


whatver you want


What goes around the world but stays in one corner?


What goes in an ally and has holes in it


Soren can go first


stamp


postage stamp


ingenue yes


nice...it was between that and a baby rhino in a cage on a plane


What


i'm assuming you mean alley


Yes sorry


batmans parents


Wow no


Wow


Sad


Damn son


Its a bowling ball


You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?


no stairs


There are no stairs


unless you gots a lil porch


What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twentyone eyes, but cannot see?


I lead the way into the unknown, and bring strength where there is fear. I am the creator of invention, and the maker of all adventure. What am I?


curiosity


Yep


yes a dice


has anyone ever played that pokemon minecraft thing


No


Never


Why


What is it?


ive never minecrafted


Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do?


but i like pokemon


What did you say


There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?


its called pixelmon


I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?


Did you say you havent played Minecraft


riddle overload


watermelon


Sponge


not a sponge


fire!


How do caterpillars swim laps


yes fire! god job


yeeey


im smart!


kneel heathens!


cosmicprank did you say you havent played Minecraft


smart


What runs around the whole yard without moving?


Grass


IDK


i haven't played minecraft


I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?


the fence


why arey ou asking me


not grass


yes a fence


omfg look at me


im on fire!


ok cosmicprank


Bye


!topic


Yall didnt answer mine


i am thinking


Rockos modern life


mine too


The king of hearts in a deck


thats what i kept thinking


but what about the house stuff


that was a easy google


nutty joe


Ok Im back


google is no fair XD


the two first ones i knew tho


ive heared them before


What travels everywhere but doesnt move


Its a king of hearts in a deck of cards


who doesnt love kinks


Kink?


Kink


kink


what a word


Kink!


Kinky


Moist


nnnghh


Damp


misty


This chat goes by so fast omg


What is your favorite position


What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?


Penny


Yep


Wise


Stand


a turd


Mines top


Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?


I said no homo


Its easy


yesterday today tomorrow


YAAY


Im on fiiire


Bush did 9/11


you sure are


What room do ghosts avoid?


that was smooth


Yes I did


REEE


ChromePython24 living room


Yep


the living room


These are easy


Livestock


Kink


!topic


What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?


KINK


never regret kinks


LMAO Nutty Joe getting a taste of his own Medicine


Being here during bushidoboy07 kink spam


Name


My name


ok bushi


we get ot


it


Ow I hurt my thumb


I dont say nutty joe at his pace


Also Bushidoboy, ease up on the spam yeah?


He is spamming it


What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?


easy riddles Chrome


Its m


I said m


M


Stop


i come once in a minutes, twice in a moment


but forever


is bushidoboy ok


spamming for rank?


!topic


Ondwe/Mutt probably


NO


just because


Im bored


What's the least number of chairs you would need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?


hi mutt


Help me


Please


Well you should stop


hi pssy


FINE


I will


FiNe


bye mutt


Thats a harder one


lop u


I WiLl


bye pssy


Hi pssy


Huh


ChromePython24 4


hi nutty joe


idk or 6


It is 4


Craig died in Florida. Shortly after, Tracy died at sea. Nobody mourned, In fact, everyone was absolutey delighted.


Why?


Yay


No one cares about Tracy


They died


Im Tracy


Hello


Tracer


hi daddy


Im already tracer


Not hard


Hi daddy


nutty joe


Hello?


IM ALREADY WIDOWMAKER


im already widowmaker


It happens every summer


Mutt too slow


Bagels trying to thrive


Bagels


hi


Near or around Florida


I PICK GENJI


Cyclones


I got my chocolate milk


Hit or miss


Close


almond milk!


Bought a half gallon and drank half of it on my drive home


Mutt do you have glove enchantment now


thuglife


Both were hurricanes


Nah


Have you had almond milk and Coca Cola


Just a hard days work


REEE EEE


So technically you brought a quarter gallon home


Yes


Or as some would say


Ive never been hungover


1 quart


Hurricanes is the answer


Or 2 pints


4 cups?


Or approximately 850ml


There it is!


Who here has been declined by a girl or boy


metric?


now we getting serious


Hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla ChromePython24


Try to logic your way out of this one


If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?


hi Lucic


Oof


just love it


embrace it


7 stitches, tetanus booster, still no hamburger. Worst dinner ever. 7/10


And it was my sister


Any answers


alabama living!


LMAO pssy


Biggest oof


Feldrick


what


But nah Mete the chocolate milk just makes me feel better. I drank a gallon of water but I gotta refuel all that stuff I lost


ITS NOTNEVEN ME


FFS


Im bored


YEEHAAAW


Should we tell them?


Ondwe/Mutt Sliced my finger open trying to make a hamburger had to go get stitches.


Ill start spamming again


I cant even send a pic here


Its funny


Kink


The answer is push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out


I cant even show you my milk pic


selfies


Oof


BOI


Mete u can delete the whole server


I needed a shortcut


we get it you powerful


LMAO


oof i hope ur okay Feldrick


Its up there now


mete: deleting slowchat


xxpssyslayerxx hii


Mete I care about you a lot and I am glad your are my friend


hi angel


Ur cool


no u


Help me


No u


bushidoboy07 no


Ondwe/Mutt I'm good, its funny to me now if anything. Still numbed


Shall we thotrate?


Gayrate game was dope


Yes


I eat nutter butter


pls thotrate


Idek who won


there we go


Pls thotrate


im winnin Rn


Nutty


METE


Pls pp


OH YEAH


Im only at 37


Gentleman chat: pls pp


Oi


botcommands


pls pp


Mete send me the pic


Yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


Mete is a thot. He has only fans


Pp cheese


Laughs in thot


just do it,


Tony stark


O wow


Yup


I dont feel so good


nuttybuckethead where tf u goin


Whats your favourite cheese