yui cookie Ava


!pick 8985


!work


Roaches


That is a bit confusing though, is it TP or roaches? They do the same thing right?


I feel shamed


why oo?


It's my first cookie EVER, so nice of you Haley... want half?:


My cookie powers werent strong enough evidently


no im fine you eat it all gotta stay safe


Yeah Ava, when it says whatever it says about toilet paper you get roaches


Double choco is


social distancing means you get to eat the entire cookie


social distancing since before it was col


cool


fuck


Get to doesn't mean I want to but I can save some for later, that's fine. ALL MINE.


Ava


I didn't do it.


Rules are rules


its our cookie


corona for everyone!


Hello folks


C o m r a d e


I'm ok with that, family is from Russia.


hello


Crusader Ill crusade your crusade with a harsh Russian winter campaign


Is post in memes allowed


I'm pretty sure some people did do that with the suits in the store and got in trouble?


deletedchannel everyone go there rn and say nice things to mete


I didn't get my butt to the kitchen to prepare dinner and it's kinda late to start it now hmmm what for dinner.


water


just eat raw ramen like if it was a cookie


cereal?


It's time for my daily nervous breakdown


word


I have to feed the sick person something good though is the problem, if I only give her water or cereal that wouldn't be cool. Raw ramen though, I mean, she could totally eat that.


Always go with soup


soup is good


deserve nothing but soup.


i force myself to eat when I'm sick


Yeah but that's when you have a soup that's mostly just broth


im sorry


maybe conge?


Oh, sorry to hear that


Is that rice ka.ne?


give her fettunici alfredo


sorry congee


It is what it is, some people get it and some don't.


its uhm rice porridge


OMG that sound delicious, alfredo. That will do it I think, good idea haley.


its warm and easy to eat oo


My parents usually make congee with white chicken and it's good


I haven't made it but I've seen some videos on youtube recently, I was considering trying it because it does look yummy.


Everything looks yummy if you're hungry enough


I spend too much time looking up recipes and never getting around to making it. LIke, Oh this looks good, I'll save this for another time... then never look at it again.


that's me with baking


I always look up easy to make recipes, I got a chicken alfredo strat worked out pretty well but I want to slowly branch out and make my own alfredo sauce but that's extra work


But fun work if that's what you're into. For me cooking is very calming. I like finding new cookbooks and making something brand new, especially from another part of the world, assuming I can get the ingredients.


I love cooking but never looked any recipee in my life


And still my friends and family tells me I cook 10/10


I just look when someone else cooks and try to learn :


I thought briefly about being a chef but I can not deal with high stress so one dinner shift and I'd be out the door probably burnt and covered in whatever I was attempting to cook.


Might be weird, I kinda just sit down and listen to the Minecraft soundtrack and everything is set right


I can't learn without doing things myself and I hate cooking for others because I get too hung up on it. I could never go with a chef life


Same, I would love to be a chef but I'm too slow to cook, and in a professional kitchen you have to be quick


Yes and aware of other people, I'm super clumsy, I hurt myself all the time. Put me in a kitchen full of other people walking around with hot or sharp things and it's a recipe for disaster.


I'm like 40minutes slicing vegetables


a GOOD dish for 5 guys takes me 1:302 hours at least


Same! I enjoy the journey, not rushing through it. I just can't stand to be rushed. I wake up at least an hour before I have to get ready to leave for anything. If I wake up and have to rush out the door, the rest of my day is completely ruined. I'm stuck in that rushed, nothings quite right, anxiety ridden state all day long.


I feel like cooking is kinda a special thing, where youre taking time and effort to make something tasty and from your own hands, so for me it seems kinda off when I see professional kitchens of everyone rushing around and preparing as many dishes that need to be made


And then they always tell me maaan you should work with food! but nah I'm miles ahead of that


Yeah and then I watch Gordon Ramsey and I'm like, yep, I'd never make it as a pro chef.


Gordon Ramsey is super intense, he scares me but I love watching him


I like watching him with the kids, that's about it.


BUUUT when I lived in Brazil I used that talent to live from making donuts , like 4 months living of that


I can't stand hearing grown men yell and scream.


I've heard that statement a lot


Do you still make donuts?


yes guys are scary when they yell oo


100 agree, well anyone but men in particular for me.


i can't stand it when anyone screams


ka.ne For selling no, for me and the bros... sometimes


cool


idk i have a particular fear with guys as well


Homemade donuts... so yum!


Crusader same but when I fall or Im sitting


Donut holes are where it's at


Yes!


I haven't made those at home in years.


i need to avoid donuts im trying to break my addiction


Ugh, ok fine I'm gonna go to the kitchen and see if I have what I need for alfredo and maybe a small snack since I haven't eaten all day.


okayy, gl Ava


have fun


just eat 60 donuts until you hate them ?


eugh


that sounds sickening


i think my stomach will burst


before i get to 60


and ill go into food coma sleep at 12


and wake up happy tbh


I've only gone into a food coma like once, it was so nice


it doesnt take much for my food coma


maybe like 2.5k calories?


2k calories?


or like 1.5k in one sitting


Yeah but that could be a lot depending on what you're eating


ill be asleep like a baby xd


idk i just measure it in calories everythings the same to me in calories oo as long as i try my best to be healthy


what is a food coma? Omg


its when you fall asleep after eatting oo


Easiest way to achieve a food coma is with turkey. Eat a bunch of nice tasting turkey, get all full, get really lathargic and sleepy, acquire nap


I love food comas


dont you have trouble going to sleep when youre starving?


i always have trouble going to sleep starving


that doesn't sound good to me


so best way to sleep for me is with eatting


OOOh, I call that a nap


Hey guyses


helloo


In my country everyone goes to sleep after lunch


So from 1pm to 3pm it's the normal thing to do to take a nap


i also try not to eat till its physically painful for me and i notice im superrr hungry


Like a siesta?


that way i never eat for pleasure oo


yep, that


Idk if I wait to eat until i'm super hungry I usually over eat


i set lots of rules and little routines i have to follow with eatting


and it helps me lose and control my weight oo


I'm about to have me a food coma.


fun


You're trying to lose weight Haley?


ya oo


How much would you like to lose?


uhhh idk tbh its not really a weight goal


its more of a waist goal


oh how is it going so far?


Oooh so you just wanna get a little more slim without any specific goal


ive lost 110 pounds so far


woo


whoops


uhh i wanna be able to wrap my hands around my waist and touch the tips oo


If it's your waist I think exercising would help A LOT more than a diet


i do both


Haley girl is that even possible


yes im almost there tbh o


My big issue was in highschool I couldn't gain weight got used to a super bad diet because of it, stopped exercising as much cause I wasn't doing gymnastics everyday, and then gained weight without realizing it. Fixed myself since then but it was annoying


i used to do that with my ex but im a guy and my hands are a lot bigger, and she was really small in height


how tall are you haley?


6'1 :S


we have the same age and height, cool


oh wow oo


But GIRL if you're my size, getting to that level is too much omg


woa you guys are tall


just don't overdo it and watch your healt please


Small waists always remind me of this look from Violet Chachki


idk supermodels can do it


O m g


supermodels can't run until the supermarket without passing out


Mete Sacrifice!


Hello


hello


I mean I'm all up for a slim waist, it looks hot af, but allways keep it on healthy levels please


I need girl help


!pick 7173


While I want everyone to be healthy, if that's what they choose then that's not my place to tell them naw. I just hope that if it's a mental illness symptom, they get help.


willow what help do you need with?


tab's right


hiya


willow would you like to pm if it is too personal?


2 things 1 this girl asked me out and I think she's really sweet but I'm not looking for a relationship and idk what to tell her 2 do you have any ways to make me not flat


lel


Haley why


make you not flat


what?


think I figured I was gay in high school when random girls came up to me and hugged me and then got offended when I pushed them away and got mad


Like are they're other ways than just stuff in a bra


uhh i was gonna link that before i saw what she asked


oo


What do you mean flat?


Tell her you arent looking for a relationship


Contour


And a bit of highlight


pushup bra


A good fitted bra


That lifts


banana


willow sorry I am not sure how to help you with the second thing, but with the first one maybe put it as I am flattered, but I'm sorry, I am not looking to be in a relationship as of now ?


Wait wtf one of the tips in this article is kicking the guy under the table


But I have no breasts


lmao


Accentuate your waist can help too


Banana


just be kinkier, it will make up for the lack of breasts


Listen if you ain't ready to suplex me you better not touch me


I was born a male aren't padded bras a thing


Yes


um...so like are you gonna present female at school?


They are


Offer them a bagel


Padded bras are a thing


Haley I wish I could


then like what are you asking isnt a padded bra the same as stuffing a bra?


willow Just tell her everything man. One week ago a girl who seemed really cool came to me and after thinking a lot I just told her that I'm not ready for going out with someone yet I just came out from a 4years relationship. She took it in the best way I could possibly think, and made me realize that the best thing to do in those cases is trusting in the other person's judgement and be open and honest.


its literally just foam inserts oo


Something I wrote , I was half awake when I wrote this crap:


You don't have to be melancholic


To be iconic.


You just have to be ionic by slaying small tonics


What I write sometimes don't have to mean anything and it may not be right.


You boys and gals just go to interpret the way you see, what's right and find what's left and not dried.


I got the chainsaw to slice them meehawks


While them hawks come up and pick what's left you all dawg.


Doe I write this you pping, I question what you peeing.


Is it virtual IV or something else.


Alrgiht fine I ain't giving a dime, something I wrote coz I got the time.


So read this the way you see minus the last line ain't us...


I'm changing schools


So I'm hoping the next school is more accepting


but your parents arnt you said oo you have to be careful:S


or youll be homeless


!pick 9614


Srry to interrupt your convey have a nice time amigos


byee


It's a precarious position Willow is in to be sure


willow why are you changing schools


My parents are getting a divorce so I have to move


Ooh


Sorry to hear that


Have you done research on the school


And I won't be homeless ik there's a LGBT safe house in the city I live by


ka.ne no because I don't know what school I'm going to yet


ohh okay


dont you wanna go to college?


or are your parents not gonna help you with that:S


Yeah I already have enough money saved for college


More than enough


you do or your parents do?


My grandparents do


They support me


because theres a diffence a huge one


oh thats nice


if they disown you theyll literally leave you on the streets


go live with your grandparents


and transition what the heck


I can't


Do you want to transition willow?


They live on the other side of the US


Dharma yes


Have you talked to your grandparents about your troubles at home with your parents?


but youre moving anyways


i dont understand oo


I'm assuming Willow is moving in their own state with a parent?


but not close to their grandparents?


My parents are moving within the same state my grandparents live in LA


la is much nicer


beg to live with them


I agree I live in Ohio


Eh?


I have and yes i was


Ohio...


!pick 7993


I'm not allowed To live with them


Gday


hiya


Ohio is rly not that bad


I like how much slower this is than the slow chat


seems this discord is dead


Yeah but it's fun to make fun of Ohio


apparently its really bad for trans people g oo


theyre one of 2 states where you arnt ever allowed to change your birth certificate


My parents don't want me living there bc it's easier for me to get contraband


contraband? Contraband of what?


Anyways disappearing for a bit, best of luck WIllow, hope you get some advice you need, see ya'll


ah I didnt know that Haley


Oh I used to do heroin


ive never lived there though oo


oh...


ya i can see why theyd be a lot more strict on you tbh


Been clean for a year now


So they're denying you a home for the hipothetical chance that you get all high on drugs? Even if you can get heroin in Ohio as well?


Dharma I live in a small town in Ohio so my parents have told everyone to refuse to sell to me


If someone really wants drugs it GETS them, period


thats good though oo willow thatll ruin your life:S


grats on a year thats a big deal


ya


grattzzz


Ik but I don't need it


If you're not doing drugs is not because your parents told everyone not to sell you, it's because YOU are having the will and doing things right


where did you find about trans people though btw


Yes


was it anything to do with heroine?


No I took sex ed last year


oh okay


drug usage is really high in the trans community oo


Yeah I miss it


I just 1 more time


what?


I want to use it again


Stressing you out is probably gonna make you want the contraband more, idk why they're trying to make your life miserable


Just 1 more time


Haley any specific reasons as to y?


I won't judge your parents because I don't know your family, and maybe they're really doing it for you. But even if it's just in case you should start thinking in becoming fully independant, from your parents, grandparents and drugs. It will take long tho, and you're really young so life it's putting you in a hard position, but you totally can do it. I was in a similar position when I was 17 or so


Hormones are drugs


uhhh a lot of mental issues and homelessness and abuse issues


Haley is technically correct


as children oo


Lmao


Oh dang


and people can be mean in general to people they think are weird looking


but actually thats not the main cause


its more mental illness and bad childhoods


Can I use it 1 more time


I need it


Yes most trans people suffer some kind of depression, it is not know yet if it's because of societal pressure or if its not


40 of trans women have some type of autism:S


No, please don't you've gotten through one year without it and have been clean. You have made a lot of progress.


its kinda weird that theres been a linked connected to that oo


My ex had like a fanpage of drag queens and organized drag queens events and such so I've met a lot of trans people, and I still can't tell for sure if their problems come from society or themselves :


thats odd haley


You don't need it willow, just hold one more day


Think of that everyday, just think of holding one more day, and tomorrow the urges are gone


Well, society creates a lot of problems for people who don't fit into the prescribed mold, regardless


Bruh I just did a 1m7s plank. I'm dead


that and exercising helped me when I was your age


Okay I'm gonna go take a shower and just relax


Exercising speeds up the proccess a lot, your body releases whatever toxin there was remaining


and your mind focuses on other stuff


When do you decide to get help?


jintana that's true


depression, anxiety, autism, adhd, and gender nonbinariness are all linked.


the first two are a problem


what is adhd english is not my first language


attention deficit hyperactivity disorder


OOOh, I remember I used to think I had that, now I'm not sure


the thing kids and adults nowadays are given Adderall for


Haley that depends on the karyogamy and degree of chromosomal error, right? If there's a bio student out there


Haley


science is till taking baby steps on those things, it will be a long time until the cause is discovered


hey yall


welcome NeedBetterSting


ah well it was nice chatting with everyone I'm gonna go now:


Cya ka.ne


Dharma oh that so


Hi


!pick 7922


Yasss


I just bought some games


Nice


what games did you buy?


Cooking Simulator, Golf With Friends and DOOM


DOOM 2016?


Yes


YeET


Mainly for the Soundtrack tho


Oh of course it's amazing.


It's made with one of my favorite instruments of all time


...a strat?


Which one?


A Polivoks RU


Welcome!


Ello


Help I dont want to do my essay


Welcome guys!


amdaor fizzy zpks piano


Welcome to the Server!. Feel free to talk to active members here in mainchat or slowchat. You can also chill in deletedchannel with fellow newcomers. We have tons of specific text/VC channels and lots of games for you to enjoy. Be sure to stock up on server currency and have a nice stay


:dead chat:


well hello there


Howdy new people. Welcome.


!pick 8624


hmmm i guess im not a newbie anymore


!pick 2243


!work


!pick 6383


Hi


I want roaches


Howdy


Wow that's a lot


!pick 4521


How do you have a blue name


Bot alert


why can't i chat on newbie?


That room is locked.


The more you chat, the more your color will change.


There are other ways to get colors too, but I don't really know them. I chat more on reddit.


Yeah colors are rankup and patreon perks pretty much


how do you get roles?


rip


Kia Ora Disconnected


hiii


gday


Every time I see that name, I want to go to IKEA.


Well today should be interesting lmao


beji what hapened to your mod status


No clue, awaiting a response from Admins


wait seriously


no g


stop it


Any idea why I was demodded you 2?


Have you had DMT Bejitajap


I didnt hear anything


How about you SendMeAnimeGirls?


Ahwell, I'm go p and start my day. If y'all hear anything lemme know.


I will jimmy johns


stop it beep


don't do it beep


Argh


Welcome to the Server!. Feel free to talk to active members here in mainchat or slowchat. You can also chill in deletedchannel with fellow newcomers. We have tons of specific text/VC channels and lots of games for you to enjoy. Be sure to stock up on server currency and have a nice stay cheerio xx


This is why we don't invite KT places, kids.


Hey everyone.


beep beep


gtingz


Bejitajap


Hi limbo


Hey limbo


hi beeps


hey brad


hey vibe machine


Bejitajap idk probably two factor authentication idk


SendMeAnimeGirls nah I already got that


welcome Evin


Then idk


hi limbo


hi! :


Whats up


Not much! Just got back from a walk. Doing well. Just vibin.


How are you?


jus finished dinner chilling


Nice nice nice.


DeletedArchive how you been bro


have fun


I hope you be well too


Hello


Sup


I am a witness to a bird lovestory


The center has a red tailed buzzard that is sharing a cage with out common buzzard female


and he is trying to court her but she does not care


Sometimes it do be like that


Hello hello g00berz Gracie SneezingDragon


I wanna go back to deletedchannel


Hiya


They closed it didnt they


wut is this for nonsense!


I think so, no perms to talk in there


thx


I just miss the newbie chat ka.ne


I think it's closed at least temporarily cause it is pretty slow there


Ohh okay


But it's alright, how do you doing?


Im doing okay just making and eating egg rolls rn. How are you doing?


Started playin games shortly before ditching my friends to eat some quesadillas which is what i'm doin now


okay


hey Heziah


Howdy Virgo, how's it?


Can I really make any friend when I have nothing in common with the pop culture?:


its good


yeah


I say yes


How?


I don't have anything to talk about


trial and error seems to work


Glad to hear it, we can't clog up newbies anymore tho


MNEVthanks I'll take your advice


yeah, when i saw it was close i thought we might have clog it too much


good luck dude


Yeah just jump into a convo somewhere and go with the flow Lithium, for the most part I haven't really talked about my interests I'm just enjoying talking to strangers


Hey Heziah whatsup?


Vibin, made quesadillas and now i'm eating them incredibly slowly while I watch youtube vids


How you doin Elliot with your fake beard


!pick 8154


!pick ow5k


Sup yall


Heziah Thanks for the advice


Goood morning Viiieettnammm


Yeah man, just roll with it and you'll make friends. It ain't gonna be an overnight process


Also I need to watch that film


ohai


oh Volrac how was getting your things


getting which things?


earlier you needed to go out or something sorry I don't remember most of the convo


oh yes u still remember wow


yea i got my drugs


im not fine


now im just playing a few games with friends


It was the heroine


very heroic


This is why we don't invite KT places, kids.


Bejitajap Invite me where?


places


Oh I just realized the not in I'm not fine


Kachow


It ain't easy having a brain this smooth


ohh


!pick 6466


Yes


ayo


Is someone alive here still?


Nopes


It's 1:15 where I live


All dead


It's 4.45


Love


Like they say


Hmmm


Find something u love


Love is blind


no?


ah


Hey all


pole


kubaa drsne Like the show? Cause that was a good show


Heya James


Hry g


I thought we were doing Tommy Wiseau impressions


How's my guava juice doing


Guava juice is good


How old are you guys?


MrShakes I've never seen the show actually


It's good same with the circle


The U.S one I haven't seen any other ones


oh it's brand new


No dating show will ever beat the absurdity of flavor of love


!pick 9984


where the cool kids at


yui ship sink


Bagels ur free


WHAT


Oh my god


Ange You go through men eh jesus


We're gonna have to make you a leaderboard soon


u would be at the top


Stop tripping


I heard that this is where u come to make friends


Howdy vanners


yes hello


Yui ship waffles


The rejection is real


waffles


Jarl I apologize, I had no context to link that assumption to and I shouldn't have been like that. Sorry, my man


Accept


Yeee


Yui ship rename Breakfast Boat


Okay Kt


I want in on that


You dont have to ask twice


Let's go


ill grab the cuffs


Strong man me


Pin me down daddy Im all yours


Wow Im in the wrong server for this much shitpost


Pink Pengu sorry trash isn't my thing.


I mean


what


When i say trash i mean the deep dark depths of metes gaped butthole


Pls snipe


Pink Pengu I'm sorry you feel the need to attack others, and make an alt account.


butt buddies are also cute


LAWL


Worst has been said


well i mean if you think im wrong you truly are deluded


YO hoomans


wassup


and thats okay


whats this about incest? we aint in alabama anymore, dorothy


Pink Pengu I'm sorry you feel that way, but you are entitled to your opinions.


BRUH MrShakes


this is why Im blocking you


peeps stop barking at each other


are you the one who left that anon


Pink Pengu


is he a real doctor


I dont understand the question, i started using the internet yesterday


TROLL ALERT! I repeat, TROLL ALERT!


well i mean out of all the deplorables that populate this server you really need a troll alert of all things?


Whoah big words


Incel alert


Loli


who are you flamin' MrShakes


The incel


Sontich he wasn't a freshman for 8 years for nothing okay


The what


lmao


yall hear something


ask Yettie


wooow


Anyone have any tips for how to perfecttly gape ur butthole without causing any sort of internal damage?


Audres pls don't ban me


!ban MrShakes


fuck


just you wait shakes


dw Pink Pengu my dms, at least, are always full


any tips on that aswell?


vanners5796 Anything but you would work


find some real friends


OOPS


!rob Pink Pengu


dude


exist harder


!weeklz


!weekly


!work


!daily


aw


look at Gussman following me off that cliff


This cliff?


your moms cliff


You love my mom shutup


I gotta text her back fr


seriously, enough with the mom jokes


xD


Oh no


Rick is my dad


Its cool


He finally came back


after all these years


ok then


Sailor moon


good luck to you both


hi james


Sailer squad assemble


Wheres James


Im sei ichi


nutty joe


You will always be James to me


Whats ur name nutty joe


Its Evan


Sight


Idk joe what


ok cracky


pls snipe


Bit


Ch


Im gonna sleep while tear up


Good night sweet life


Its not even 5:00pm


dude comRADE69420 you can't leave we aren't best friends yet


Im Canadian


Rickrick I never liked u


We're canadian


nutty joe I'm really sorry to hear that


U are too chad


Canadian gang


Woot woot


The moment u come in all females talk to u


Its not fair


What's a female?


I want an egirl


too many canadians rn its like a protest that calls itself a social gathering


Rickrick its ok mate, wanna go ride a moose through the timmies drive thru


MrShakes inverted pp


Just use that egirl website, ez


so like


pls pp


but backwards?


Yes


I'm feeling cocky


o


Pls pp


It's okay rick its not the size


its how you use it


I never use it


Amen


See inverted pp


Thats a female right there boys


Mine is about 3 cm


annndd im bored


mine is 3 suckers


No females on the internet shakes


Sorry thats a lady boy


Better?


Thank god hes alive


pls pp


how do I delete someone elses message


Nutty Joe


nutty joe


Yes


oh yeah


whats a squirrel


cumming?!


ah


You dont know what a squirrel is


Hmmm about that


The big nut


flllppp


I'm uncomfortable


ofc you are


pussy


i just came inside the camels booty


okay wait


now Im uncomfortable


Now you see?


Exactly


there's a squirrel in your notifications WWYD


It's okay he's gone


kiss it approximately one time


He came quick


I


he what


lmao


Vernon got it 1.3 times then


hello


hi


I am OK. Are we all OK?


hi panda


hi nut


rodrock isn't ok


Nutty


To you


It is ok NOT to be ok.


im okish? ive just been in bed all day


Hey Ussy!


Thanks Nutty


Remember we all have down days but that is only temporary


Greater days approach


We'll all have better days


bruh


Thats some shin level stuff Witch


Bruh


thats very true


what


Shhh don't tell him I said that


sh1n yo


oops


Mete Mete I assure you after getting throgh the worst, you'll live through the best


nutty joe


Mete You're an awesome guy and you work hard for this server. You got a lot of people you can come to and chat


!pick 8241


!work


!weekly


You are a very humble guy I promise, I've been through a few servers where the owner was not humble and was basically trynna own everyone. You've not got that vibe, you turn up like a friend and have random chats


On my screen I typed it first, the system is rigged


i thought you said gay


stop buttering people up yo


!reminder 1432 !weekly


I got you bro. Now let me eat you because I'm hungry


Welcome Shadow


but whatchu drinkin


Mete you gonna be Miley Cyrus next?


wut


jutty noe


Jutty noe


Demi Im your biggest fan sign my tit


I'll sign your tit


With my Nutty Joe.


Im just gonna say it


say it


Demi Lovato kinda looks like Peter Russel


So am I


Yes


No u arent nutty


I agree with nuttybuckethead


hannah montannah?


Demi Lovato is alright


nutty alliance


Nutty Joe


I mean she isn't the greatest


But she's chill


nutty bucket head


Lmao Im dead


How do you know what Dwarf Urine smells like tho


Omg that pinned Nutty pic


She jus does shes Demi Lovato


And shes gonna sign my tit


nutty joe


Which tit is she gonna sign


Left ofc


And are you later gonna tattoo Trace it?


Both


Demi on the left Lovato on the right


Put nutty on the left and joe on the right


it should be Demi on the right and Lovato on the left


Yes


Is it me


yes


Danny devito


But then when G looks down it will be inverted


Welcome Soren


!nutty


Nutty Joe


Das nutty


nutty bucket head


Welcome Audwen


nutty joe


Ashley Olsen was my childhood crush


That's not Ashley Olsen


aight im out


That's Ashley O


Who cares


Wait


Oh boy


From Black Mirror


I had to google it cause I thought the same thing


Honey a soft ware


Okay YouTube time bye


Mr worldwide


Bye Nutty


RIO


MONACO


Mete Are you literally changing your name based on who you're listening to?


Honey


nutty joe


no obviously not MrShakes hes listening to the lumineers


She kinda hot


Why not


pls snipe


Kinda harsh


k mete


I take that back I googled her


Dany de Vito is beautiful


Not as hot as I remember her


danny devito


Danny devito is what God made his image in


Hasn't she like a couple times?


She died


She's alive


Didnt she inspire people not to do drugs


Lemme baptize you real quick


No she didn't, just ignore Comrade


What happened to them


A lot of them


Mac Miller


Mac Miller?


Rip Mac Miller was amazing


Iron man


Dad


Did Juice WRLD od?


Dude had such a unique voice


Mac Miller died on my birthday smh


Robert dany sinior


Way to go Mac


Prince?


The joker


Avicii was ruled a suicide I think


He is caught on tape talking about how he assaulted his ex gf


Mac miller went to my school


I think avicii was suicide


While she was pregnant


Yep


I


nutty joe


Nutty Joe


That female looks cute who is it MrShakes


Mrs. T. Swift Sir


In the end he didnt


Karma?


Didnt he worship the devil


Good lord


So if his homophobic


Then


I don't like Taylor swifts music in the slightest but she's actually a good person based off her actions


!pick 9256


Taylor's Music lately hasn't been good, but I'm a fanboi of her old songs.


o.o


hi Im new


Howdy


howdy hey hi hello


Hello


mfw someone took a chunk of my introduction to use in theirs


I don't listen to a lot of pop but there's some pretty good bops


Radio stations are awful, bless the aux cord


Hey that means you made something good


ikr


i feel recognized


one sec i'll make you feel more recognized


!work


!balance


wot


!daily


fek


!weekly


Hicks Makin boys pay for it now eh


sorry


shakes you down to vc?


bet


I can scrap


who are you BoopBoop


Krista here ya go friend great work


Okay if you're the one on the right I'm scared


thanks friend


Howdy


Thats trini


The punchline woulda been better if I had done that faster but such is life


never heard of a trini


BoopBoop A bit later I'm watching tv with ma mother


nah it's fine bro i'll just go km


HI GAM GAM


Howdy friend


my bad


Im gonna get drunk tonight on the phone anyone else?


Without specifically the phone detail


It's not Friday for me coz I have to work on the weekend


Nooo just quit and burn the building to the ground for the insurance


You'd make big bucks selling a shirt like that rn


Baby Yoda


I swear to god I feel the neurons firing but there's no connection being made 90 of the day


Janelle I'm confused


MrShakes she ain't giving out her number


I already have it


Im good, just getting fat and being slutty, the usual


she makes me cookies


every sunday


when we go to church


Janelle OOO I am!


Because no one loves you like the Lurd


whoa


Bisexual checks out


She had a nice bum tho


Dickless


Janelle let me throw hands


Omg


no cap


You want to throw hands with me?


I do have a nice bum thanks MrShakes


Sigfrid I said ex not current


My bad. Misread.


You 10x better


I have a long torso and long legs Im just long


Phew.


l o n g


People with short legs and long torso look like Crash Bandicoot


So hot


I'll throw hands with you all


That's the ideal male body


Jazz Hands


peak male performance


You could kill me with those cheeks


MrShakes all yours


Janelle


How does a dox sound?


wot


ban me papi


pls


gotta say pls


pls peepee


lies


pls pp


I didnt think that would work


okay nevermind


I take that back


What are you kids up yo?


I am kidding about the dox thing


You want to dox me as a kink?


hi bej


Comparing pps


yes


I'm winning


I do Janelle


hello


hello doc


hello uss


enough with the measurements


time for the durability test


No thank you


I don't like that


Fox i'm gonna take your award away


no pls


the validation is all i have


Janelle


Can I get your OnlyFans?


I'll sub on both accounts


Alright you can keep it, for now


eZ money


No, I only let the elite follow my onlyfans


Money isn't a issue.


Also you have to file taxes with onlyfans no thank you


do you really?


I didnt know that


That's a yikes.


ej like


ej25? or a 207


hard squint


i dont think its wise to cook donkeys pardner


Anime icon, subaru knowledge, things are adding up about you fox


mhm


My friend was trying to convince me to make one but I had a lot of reasons I didnt want to, and the w9 was kind of the last straw


i may or may not drive a wrx i named penny


gonna sign myself up for egirl.gg and make the big bucks by getting paid like S1 for playing a game with some stranger on the internet


ez money


that exists?


Oh yeah


Im gonna catch a bus in half an hour to get some drank


Janelle Whatchu getting


Welcome Tamiyo Astilia and EJ!


I havent decided yet, something that mixes with diet soda


Hello amazing people


Hiii


Janelle tequila seems like your thing


!work


thx


Hopefully everybody is healthy and safe


!reminder 1440 !work


Hope the same for you too:


!weekly


Hey guys


!remindme 1440 !work


Howdy Dharma


oh


oops


I'm feeling kinda down and reading funny anecdotes allways lift me up, somebody has any?


Tequila and diet soda?


yes it was


Janelle No just tequila works


If you're going for mixed drinks I just mix whatever the hell I want with vodka. Not a fan of cola and vodka but people like rum and coke so maybe that's chill with diet coke too?


Gam gam cant drink liquor straight cause shes a puss


Janelle Would spiced rum work?


The riveting was sarcastic


I do love spiced rum yall


That is like my whole tinder experience. Like why even bother if youre going to be like that


Me yesterday trying to ask my boss for a salary increase


I can't think of any funny stories Dharma but I can throw a couple of absurdly terrible jokes at you


I've heard dating apps are like that all the time. Last time I was single it was like 5 years ago and they werent so popular


Heziah Do your worst and everyone here will be the judge


Oh no, these aren't my best, these are intentionally as terrible as possible


corrected


Heres my knee as Danny DeKneeto


oh my


can i offer you an egg in this trying time


May god have mercy on my soul


Korean singers don't say yes daddy


They say K pops


My heart is beating so fast never thought I'd see a knee like that today


I thought that was bum


Like someone mooning someone


I have more if you'd like


Oh hell yeah, I love and hate the feeling of being sore


It makes me feel alive and productive and good


Yeah but at the same time im like body you better get fit with this because I'm not loving the effort ?


It was a decent joke tho


mmm yummy


Yeah I think it was pretty good


Heziah someone beat him up please


Good lord


I bet Devito unironically slays


EVERYONE IS FREE TO ROB ME


!rob my name


oh lord oh dear


Sounds like that one was an absolute hit


what does it say about my humor that im kinda enjoy them bad jokes


Well it's like they're so bad they're kinda enjoyable


bad jokes are an art on itself


it has to be bad enough so it goes around the spectrum and becomes good again


but if its TOO bad it keeps going around until is bad for the second time


can it be bad enough to come around and be good a third time


Idk if i've ever ran into one like that


Each complete lap around the spectrum makes it harder to land on the good spot, but I think it should be possible yeah


Also there's some that just make you slightly angry like


You know what I hate about cliff hangers?


o I get it.


not fallin' for that one


how long's this discord been around?


booo


ive got a similar joke


theres two kinda people in this world... those that can extrapolate and


My bus driver is combing his beard at this stop light


equally boo for that joke


honor among bad jokes


!pick 4175


Janelle smash


the bus or the driver?


any fun stuff to join here or is everyone afk?


hi can i vent to someone


I remember when I was like 19, there was a driver in my town, a ginger guy who allways listened to good music, and one day he put my band and it was the best moment of that year


ACE Vent gere girl, or in wholesome, everybody will help you feel better


i would rather not say it in a chat, a dm is more preferred


Oooh sure, it's fine


Pube in the mushrooms


anon would be a good place to vent. ACE


gtingz I stg


What supermarket?


I bet you'd rather have a beard hair of that driver on the mushrooms


Its probably head hair


Or beard hair


Maybe nose hair


hehe


better


Keeps you at bay


maybe he really loved smelling his mushrooms before selling them


wowww a short joke never heard one of those before


cant promise anything


Hello, im a panda, and i find this offensive


Im a forklift and I agree


Hello panda my name is Shakes and I agree


Hello Shakes, can i shake you?


I'm always down for a good shake


I have no idea


tryin to get into this but what are roles?


i want that S5 shake from pulp fiction


how much would that shake be now though


hoobergoobershit I mean you got all the roles you can get basically. You rank up as you talk. rules can help ya


Heziah apparently 9.20


Good shakey times;D


quick someone help me out


pulp fiction was 94 iirc


wuts going on!


so what would S5 in 94 be worth now


WUT


who cares about pulp fiction really


its not a banksy


or a banana taped to a wall


those things are


Yeah but it's not the pulp fiction that's important it's just the S5 shake


was it you who ate the banana?


its just the shake i want


MNEV maybe...


bananas hurt my stomach


fun fact


i cannot eat straight bananas


what about bi bananas?


binanas?


binary


oh wait 10n0n0s


I had a friend that would eat fruit up until high school not knowing he was allergic to most fruits and thinking it was normal for his mouth to feel funny


exactly, mind over matter


howdy friend KawaiiKat


!pick 3957


for jan


He was allergic to all fruit?


So much liquid


THESE FINGERS ARE THE FASTEST THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI PARTNER


Janelle what happened? What kind of stuff you doing?


just drink at the bottom of the hill?


Either allergic to all fruit or just a large amount of it, Idr specifically but I do remember he was eating watermelon at the time he figured out he was allergic to it


Hauling all this on the bus


You can keep the rest


Oo Where's the flaming hot cheetos


Bruh ppl on here weird


Good luck hauling all that


Janelle This is why you don't go to the store high


Thats a lot of booze


hot cheetos taste like salty hot crunchy sticks


not cheese


but they are good


I dont like spicy anyway


I prefer my food not to hurt


reasonable


What is happening on my keyboard


idk, spicy stuff is great but i've gone to plenty of places expecting the spiciness to be managable but then I spend the entire meal suffering


Welcome Eli015


I love spicy food


I can eat it everyday


Well it looks a bit more managable like that


If thats not brought in all one trip you aint a man


How far you gotta walk though?


I love jalepeno cheetos though but I have to eat them with a glass of milk LMAO


Lmao what am I supposed to do shakey leave half at the bus stop?


Not too far, just up a bit of a hill


Manageable but exhausting


good luck


Also I have five bags of shredded cheese because they were on sale dont @ me


that's a lot of cheese


DONT @ ME


LOTS


OF


CHEESE


so much cheese


@ u


fek


downvote me harder


I didn't @ u


Almost called you a cheesemonger but like that's like the opposite


BUT IT WAS MARKED DOWN FROM S3.99 to S2.49!


Plus I got different kinds


Plus guys


If you're buying more because it costs less and you wouldn't have bought it without the sale it's not saving money!


I eat


So much


Shredded cheese


You ever go into the kitchen at 3 am eating shredded cheese out of the bag?


When was the last time you pooped gam gam


It is very much saving money


cheese gives ya gas


Becasue I use shredded cheese every day of my miserable life


And these puppies are good til September


I pooped today and it was glorious


oo I wish I pooped today


I dont have any kind of lactose intolerance


I used to eat it out of the bag but now I just add it to everything


Sandwiches, avocado toast, frozen diet meals


Its gettin cheesed


lil bit cheese obsessed


I don't really use it outside of making tacos and what not


I made quesadillas often


Need that sweet sweet cheese


Anyway time to haul, pray for me


Have fun


Make those gains


prayin for u jan


how's everyone doing?


Fine but need a short nap to be awesome


short nap at this time.. better off going to bed


i'm just having a terrible rhythm


im pretty much zombiepanda now


I need to wake up at 12 to work from 1 to 12 and then immediately again from 7 to 2


luckily this is slow chat right now, so i dont have to type too much


And then again 10 to 8


oof


So next two days Elliot will be nonexistent here


gl el


Oh thats an interesting way of saying ur Jesus


well maybe i shud just start a monologue here


oof time to get more 5 different types of snail slime to rub on my face everyday from amazon


wut


snail slime what


exactly it sounds weird saying it


nah its okay


snails are very natural


it must be better than all the pharma crap


I just rub my own tears on my face, and water sometimes


hmmm...


well that's happened to me as well


that's why I don't take public transportation


Janelle nooo


Dharma Where'd the name come from?


not that anybody'd ever rub one out for me but


hoobergoobershit done.


MrShakes it's my real name!


MrShakes i'm flattered


A man jerked off to you on a bus? Did he know you were a dude or?


that was the joke


Pandick pics are also available


MrShakes wait if your fr it's on the way


Okay guys my dms are open ya know


Janelle I don't know, maybe I should have asked him:/


DrShakes, also for complaints and misunderstandings?


Yeah for research


Say sike or I'm DMing you my NSFW Reddit account


Sike BeaunusPoints


artisanbread okay then you don't get it, is that what you want?


He wasnt wearing a mask either, just heavily exhaling and jerking it


MrShakes sorry i get dmed, its not the other way around


!pick 9199


ikr


Janelle at least wear a mask when committing a felony, Jesus


I should have walked up to his seat and told him Hey man, how're you doing? I'm fine. I've seen you're jerking off a lot looking at me, and I wonder if you think I'm a girl or if you know I'm a dude and still do it. So anyways have a nice day!


I think thats just a misdemeanor unless there are kids around


BeaunusPoints not in the morning sir, it's Ramadan


artisanbread I can send you the link and you can just practice self control and not look at it until later


Yeah why didnt you?


yea this is gross, too bad there was no panda in the bus to stop him


L Volrac Panda always stops the jerking off


Or rather, for the good of mankind


nobody stops a panda


Janelle I absolutely would have


gonna have to get this but its missing a toner xx


Wow, my hero


why would they call it an all in one


Janelle lmao


without a toner


its just false marketing at that point


smh


damn. makeup is'spensive


thats not makeup


Snail toner?


i mean if i can find same brand ya


Haley why not go outside and grab some snails urself


oof


i remember using a mizon toner before oo


or is it lockdown there?


uhhh its reopened atm i think


I only use glycolic acid toner


idk i just go to work and groccery oo


ohh i do that in my face mask


Anyway, gross dick, but right after that I saw some beautiful flowers blooming outside my gate so


that i do 2 times a week


Palate cleanser


ooo y'all get to work?


or wait


let me check


Haley all in one usually just means it's got the computer installed inside the monitor casing


Or it means it faxes, prints, scans, and copies all in one unit


nvm its hylauronic gel mask


oo


Im gonna finish this episode of bobs burgers


Janelle good show, enjoy


By for now


False marketing its necessary sometimes. When I meet girls at dates I tell them I'm the complete package, and a package is what I lack the most


I'm watching my friend play a game


kbai


She's explaining how to play it


Im sure your package is perfect


all packages are beautiful


jking


some are not


Dharma whats a package?


ikrrr


Damn thanks girls, I never thought I would cry today ':


hoobergoobershit The one my Amazon driver gives me every Friday


Telmah no way


I went so much hard work for those jokes for you Dharma you cant cry


Telmah that should be in confessions


Telmah why every friday?


We have a standing appointment


Dharma welcome, btw, and happy you joined us


Thanks! I'm new but I won't be trouble. If I'm breaking any rules someday you can tell me


Everyone is being really nice so far


seems like it


does anyone hereee


play runescappeee


ew don't get me started on that


yui boop BeaunusPoints


Haley you forgot to tell me who's the guy you know who plays conan exiles :


ohhh


its Faye


Hey I play conan exiles


I used to play a long time ago


same


my former best friend still plays but that game is too much of a grind


Besides I'm a huge fan of sword sorcery in general, and also Conan


I only started a few days ago with some friends


yeah as I told haley today, I loved it but it demands too many hours daily


I just run off and find thralls to capture with a thrall I named Digby. He's my boy


But now with the pandemic and 300 other things that happened in my life, maybe I could get back on board for some time


Yeah it is super time intensive though, my friend Hawk has been on it so much more


!pic 9932


!pick 9932


my thumbs cant be beat partner


anyone watch Ozark on Netflix?


Uhmmm


is that a copypasta


Yes it is


hoobergoobershit I started Ozark a few days ago. So far it's great


anything can be a copy pasta


i swear ive read that paragraph 85 times today lmao


My first mute was a copypasta


Prolly cause I was spamming earlier


Nav didn't take it


Telmah how far have you made it?


And G rebelled against my jailtime


hoobergoobershit he just acquired the strip club


i dont get this sense of humor, let please someone enlighten me


Good'ol days


By old I mean 4 months ago


Right


Youve never spammed a server?


nah


Shits kinda fun actually


prolly


Never, I'm a good boye


Speaking of copypasta, I've had my comment turned into one


More like emojipasta tho


Shit legit cringey


I wanna be a reddit copypasta someday


I can find a good one


Well I didn't expecting it to be one


Love me some of those awful emoji copypastas


O h


I went through an atrocious amount of effort to find this in my archive


what in the world


!pick 8989


gtingz You're a mod now you can't be picking up roaches k thanks


I got sausages and beer


artisanbread never thought I needed this until today


Time to party tonight


don't tell me what to do shakes


Dharma you're welcome


I got beer and a sausage lets go Bagels


Oh g I didn't notice you're a mod now


yes


Too late gtingz


Hello


MrShakes square up


I can fight don't test me


I may look small


leggo


but the camera takes away ten pounds ya know


i dont know


Nuris Has my back


So you'll have to deal with us both


kt would never fight me


I'm always watching MrShakes behind


Very closely


Might I add


Gibson look up my screenie above


gtingz I don't think I like your tude pal


I watch MrShakes in reverse


Costin look up my screenie above


artisanbread


Ha take that g


I got my behind being watched


Wait I don't like that copy pasta


i swear half the ppl on this server try to fight me


!fight ggg


oh


!pay Volrac 15


oops


I meant to do 150


I was gonna sponsor this event


15 is also good


I only want to fight with man because...you know


Wow shakes giving our shared income away


gtingz IS GOING DOWN


MrShakes u can also bet on the event


Publius We're rich remember


What's your balance


Oh yes, true true


!balance


There is one catch, i keep al the money if i win


I'm good to lose a few roaches


take me down shakes


i think im poor after daddy role


AAAHHH


!pay gtingz 150 cause you cute af


you da cute one


!rob gtingz


Cool cool


Hey im cute!


Lmao


I can do that


It's my favourite past time


Oop


rly i couldnt tell


But like I have Barbie for that


Ooff that one hurt


Volrac Im sorry who are you


Misty I am a cute flying panda


True


Remember when Shakes and I were born in the same hospital? And now we are friends irl?


I do


waw you gonna tell that story 5 times more kt?


HEY GUESS WHAT


ME AND KT WERE BORN IN THE SAME HOSPITAL


Losers


Wait who are you gtingz?


I'm fkn triggered now


You're going down


bring it


G remember when you answered your first modmail and scared them away


I do.


Can you please fight in a pool full of jello


lmao jello


I remember Mete's first modpm


Misty everyones invited to this


but lets not talk about that


MrShakes if he did that, he wouldn't be in this position, js


Patreon


I met Mete because I literally DMed Jasmine and said Patreon and then dipped.


Lmao


Huh thats better than all my encounters with jasmine


And the next he was like who da faq is kt


interesting how mod reports can bring people together...


yes


Ah she fine


Cornelle Are you OK?


Please be OK


Miri was captivated by my good looks.


Literally took her breath away


and life.


OH NO


NOT THESE


ok ok ok no more


gtingz that title is dutch words


My favvv


nice


tell miri i love her and shes beautiful mmk


actual footage of shakes and I


2020 in color


Mete my condolences


anyhow


who?


Good morning everyone


ashley ooo


Howdy


never heard of her


It's from black mirror


Maybe its cuz i live under a stone like patrick star


i dont do watching


i really couldn't care about netflix/movies/series etc


This ones different


its fucked


its great


I liked the vr sexytimes one the best


its one of the newer ones


The most recent episodes of black mirror were not good


I didn't even watch the entire new season


Bad


There is a new season?


Miley Cyrus


Ooh that season


But season three was FIRE


I'm watching the ashley o one now


Nosedive is one of my favorites


My fave episode is that christmas special


Yeah Hannah Montana is pretty cool though


San Junipero was great


Nosedive was good


It made me FEEL


The ending of Nosedive is my favorite


First two season were surreal


Also hi


Black museum is goood


I liked it


The USS Calister is so so good


Volrac is it 5 am there?


why all these things have black as adjective?


Yeah black museum is awesome


thats the one I was trying to find the name of when I accidentally casted the ashley o one to the whole family


gtingz yes...


u too mete


Mete and u watch this?


both of you get some sleep


now i sleep around 6am and wake up at 2pm


wow


The one about the chick obssessed with social media was really great too


Thats Nosedive


The one with the great ending


Mete i tried wasted it, but it didnt work, i just keep shifting


Watch the USS Callister, episode one season four, its a great intro to the series if youve never seen it


Mete yea i get that problem


Oh dear its 8pm


Time for all my neighbors to scream and bang pots for four minutes


I didnt liked that one


Lmao TOO BORING


I once wanted to stay up all night and day cuz i came back from a LAN party. But i made the mistake to watch a cycling race


If it sounds so cool then why it was boring?


Truly, that cast is magnificent


Its not he probably just wasnt paying attention to it


I know, and I agree it was boring. It was a checkmate question


Black Mirror can require patience cause the episodes are LONG


Yall are FOOLS


No im a panda


I have patience I just have a terrible attention span


I dont know girl I love those star trek settings but not in black mirror I think


Why season five was trash


Sleep is pretty good


Heziah u are probably right, but its also overrated


Jimmi Simpson is everything to me


The quality from episode to episode of black mirror varies wildly


Idk man. It keeps you alive


Mete ohh coming!


Stop casting Miley Cyrus in things?


Wait which one was that


There were some definite bugs in it


Yeah they need to cast Hannah Montana


I would love if Black Mirror starts a trend of anthology series


Hey so uh


But thy wasted everything making that episode so only made three for season five and they were all terrible


Is anyone else seeing this in the subreddit?


This 18F girl must be a pabda


panda


!pick 5788


Well like


There are more


Like 25 F looking for peeps to game with


Generic stuff being spammed 5 times in a row


I really liked the episode in season 3 with the scottish detective lady and killer bees


Gotta scroll down a little bit for it


Oooh that one was one of my faves


Squidberg it has been reported


Alright, there's a bunch of em most on different accounts


The one with all the blackmail


Dance is in the title


Where they record the teenager masturbating


I dont see it posted multiple times, but maybe thats cuz i'm a chat mod and didn't really interest in the reddit itself


Ah Black mirror?


Tis a good show


Or something like that, idr


Squidberg hit or miss


Some episodes are great


Some, not so much


Yeah definitely


It varies wildly


There are like ten SOLID episodes though


Cant patreon this month I just got hit with a flat tire


Well be glad she didn't say 29


Gimme that list of 10, I don't wanna watch the bad episodes


oh yes


i always forget she is a boy


he


Well that's more than enough, the entire series is what, 18 episodes?


i wudnt get mad if someone would tell me i look 17


Volrac you look 16


MrShakes thx, complaints in dm please


Mete just go to sleep!


Just drink spirits ezpz


Shakes out here flirting without me


pls snipe


hot


Bruh


Piss beer is good beer


Mete this was more something for anon


Meh


Pissboarding


Anyone have any advice on investing? Thinking about investing a little


Once the barber shops open up again


Waterboarding, always reminds me of the belgian superstar Eddy Wally, what a hero he was


Yeah I really wish I could cut my hair just because Im growing it out


Stonks


I made 40S investing 200S last month but I was scared af and wont do it again


Im thinking about buying a share in Disney becasue once the parks and theaters open again I have to assume the price will go up


and it took me the entire month


Oof


But I dont really know how stocks work


Big L


nice 40S though!


well S40 is something, better than 40 roaches


Yeah, and 40S in this country its a lot more than up there


Tru


40 roaches is also a lot here, cuz u can scare people away with it. This is very valuable


!weekly


!work


Bruh momentum


Cool


Really?


Spill the tea


well it works


That's some stonks right there


I watched the top 10 companies who were growing more on that day, bought 200usS of actions, sold when I made 3 or 4 bucks and that's it, rinse and repeat


Wait really


Is that allowed?


I dont even know how yall be spending money on here


you can spend money on me


Bruh


No me please


That I know of


I got an onlyfans


hit me up


Because she asked me to and I said no


I know I'm already subbed


duh


I got an Instagram absolutely free


figured this out on like day 3


its privacy


Mete thanks for protecting my bussiness dude


Bruh UwU at the end


Janelle ohhh, can i be a customer?


!pick 53999


!pick 5399


Where do I send the money Janelle


woah


Cool


that was tight


No thats kind of disturbing


You have now shown yourself now stop lurking


I let thirsty guys message me then I hit em with it


Mete how old are you


Bruh


MrShakes


Mete Been there done that... wheres the premium snap?


Janelle I'm very thirsty, lemme get some drinks


Do you do any money with it?


with tit


Mete 20?


Just go get some water bro


Stay hydrated


Wait seriously?


Janelle yes i will, thanks


Last seen March 1


Let me quench my thirst


I was gonna say


I mean I start work monday


my first pay


lets go


Im gonna have to kick you from the DMs but I guess you can stay


Since youre of age


Janelle do an AMA on selling nudes


MrShakes what do u do bbby


Mete I landscape bro


Heziah but getting it from someone in person is always more special


I move bricks all day


drive big trucks illegaly


its great


Bruh


cool


okay good conversation


I dont think anyone cares about that dharma


where is my water


Epic conversation about stonks and onlyfans


I do have followers on Reddit though so maybe


Minors?


I did a minor in quantum mechanics


Uh delete that part


Oh maybe i shud rephrase my sentence a bit


oh well who cares


yes sis


Anyways I gtg I gotta do some epic gaming


how epic of you


Epic gamer moment


Get that victory royale


Im gonna be epic chatter if u wont mind


Epic, gamer


how epic


epic times these are


epic


bro


I never went back to gaming after those quesadillas they hit epicly


I'm sorry panda


forgive me


for what


Oh nothing you're good


I haven't heard the word epic in awhile


I'm glad I barely see it anymore


its ok, u dont have to forgive, i dont care what people think of me anyway


Volrac love you


love me too


Wholesome epic gaming


ur not even gaming, ur still in here


Sorry gamer


Im installing Dishonored and I'll try it in a while


Don't know if that's epic enough tho


Dishonored 2 is more epic


Hjelo am new


how does one dishonor a number


Hey Taki from chili!


Bruh


Taki from what


Taki taki


sorry


easter island chile


Hello new prisoner I mean person


Close enough


ahhh good enough


Cease


You trying to italic?


Cheese


Seas


Taki taki Rhumba


yes


lets not pls go fast in slowchat


One last gif before I actually go


well great job


I stole this


Ohhh i thought u were really taylor swift


No thats that homie g


Big fan


Bruh


Metaknight cool too tho;;


kirby is here


the most op mofo in smash bros


Not the most


But hella


Who u play Dharma?


Hi everyone!


Hi Kirby! Welcome!


guys read my name


Howdy Kirby


reads


WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO US


Is that the real Kirby?


I DON'T NEED TO BE BULLIED LIKE THIS


HA HA GOTTEM ok thanks guys have a nice day


My day is almost over...


Is that the real Easter island statue?


Big fan


yes


Thank you it means a lot


chile is very nice country


Kirby are you into older games or newer?


too bad there are no pandas to mate with


Hammering someone with Kirbys huge hammer is so satisfying


To what


mate


Hi mate


Why you tryna mate with pandas?


hi mates


I guess newer, I'm mostly playing animal crossing now tho


pandas are mates too


Oi mate


Taki maybe you haven't noticed it yet, but I'm a panda


The twist


I have been playing Animal Crossing but very casually


He a panda mate


Welcome GreanGod


Panda mating is also some kind of animal crossing


Gud game


I would play animal crossing with everyone if a Switch didn't cost like 500usS here


Switch's got hella inflated


Do animals cross in Animal crossing?


you know how many stonks I gotta do to pay that


I'd play but am a mans of the Stardew Valleys


Valid game choice, I respect


Id play but turns out Im broke


Wat


They think they can just buy like 30 Switches and resell for a higher price


Some people are actually buying em too


Ooohhh


But why


Stonks


Because now would be the time to do so


Damb


Haven't touched my Switch since Daemon X Machina came out


With no one being able to go outside, buying out switches would be the douchiest but smartest thing to do


well it depends, if you can't sell them all before the lockdown ends you're screwed


They buy them refurbished from gamestop then sell then for like S200 more


And if you hold them too long that can happen


Stonks will stonk


Yeah exactly


That doesn't sound very stable


But what do I know I'm


It's screwing some people over and making others richer than ever


Not rich but richer


well idk about the richer than ever part


at most you'll make what... 2000S?


Depends on how many you buy


Idk I see some people selling one online for like 500 dollars


let's say I buy one million and sell them at one dollar more, how much would I win then? :


Yes


It's still profit


And annoying to consumers


That's something someone from s math problem would do


Anyways I don't care talking about money and stocks and investments and stuff unless it comes to video games, lmao


Laura bought 10 million Nintendo Switches


Well yeah but people aren't doing it that way


Wait


Actually


Well not everyone can do as Janelle and sell pics, some stonkers gotta stonk with what they have


No one would buy a million


Nvm


Yea that too


They would buy like 10


Economics


Too advanced for me


And then make a few thousand in profit


But you could still buy like 10 and sell them, then buy 10 more a week later


Yeah


I think after 10 they would stop though


Like someone said earlier, it takes time and the longer time it takes, the riskier it gets


In conclusion


Just play Stardew Valley


The best solution is to buy one switch and play it like a good member of society


does multiplayer stardew valley works fine?


It is a fun game but it's lonely playing it alone


Yes it does


I did it once


Yeah it works well


You can play with more than one people?


Yup


4 max but there are ways to uhh


It would be neat to have like a stardew valley server


oooh 4 max only


Alter the game files to allow more people


But I don't think that's allowed


And it kinda breaks the game


Rip


I've always hoped for stardew to pop up in a humble bundle monthly


But it just hasn't


Aye its nicki minaj


Dam


The real one


We have all the famous people here today


yes ikr


Oh false alarm its not here, its just the verse on Monster


im so famous panda


kbai i sleep


Volrac nighty night


That's a lovely profile pic


nightz!


Is that Braum?


thanks


hold on i'll get the source


You're welcome


Definitely looks like the boy Braum


Oh ye it's just a generic strongman, good art though


I like the energy


All his power is stored in his mustache


hey


Salutations


hello there


My anaconda dont...


Hail traveler


want none unless you got buns


Hun


Big boy named Troy


Got that cake


Too slow mete


Points for good vibes


Ill just slurp my beer now


I slep bye


Nighty Night


Night


What kind of beer you drink dan?


Most types. This is it today


Sweet stout sounded interesting


Wbu MrShakes


!pick 8466


Jedididimus I'm driking pbr cause its cheap


Yours looks better


Im drinking diet Dr Pepper and Captain Morgan rn


Janelle You took my advice?!?


Captain morgan is great


Im gonna FaceTime my best friend back in Texas


I  Captain Morgan it mixes so well


Tis the good stuff


Try it with Simply Limeaid dude its so good


Tastes like a pie


Like a key lime pie?


Yes it does


Welcome!


Howdy


Try it yall


Its sugary but you can put like some tonic water or club soda


I'm on a bo burnham binge


Janelle I got a parrot by that name


that sounds good


Ive seen him live four times I think?


If I'm in the closet you are below me in the basement taking the BAT


Met him twice, he gave me writing advice, I love him


Jelly


You call him Captain?


I call him Captain Morgan


hi all. captain morgan! nice one


Hey man


names Alessio


Damn do I miss having birds


Alpha Scrocco Sick name actually


I like


Yeah sounds cool


Janelle great hair!


I dont rate Captain Morgan to be honest.. I prefer sailor jerry or kraken


But for mixing its okay


Sound like a character from an 90's SNK fighting game


MrShakes thanks man. means a lot


Jedididimus lmfao


Jedididimus I'll take kraken


Dharma i agree


At the moment, Im drinking Chivas regal. I havent even finished my bottle of Jameson


Thank you!


It can sit there til Im desperate


Some people really shouldnt have birds


My neighbor for example


Kraken is poison to me


drinkin my drink over here. its called a Bocce Ball


I don't think i'll get birds again but they were cool


Yeah. Kraken isnt even that good. . Whats the best rum? Like... the best?


George is a cool name too


Meanwhile here I am drinking... hot cocoa :


Dude hot cocoa slaps


Well my booze times were too long ago


ipick


ipick 1218


its the! not the i


I dont know how to pick it up!


!pick


Drinking is kinda boring to me, idk I can sorta see the appeal but overall I can't see it being fun. Not judging anyone that does it but imo I don't like it


!pick 1218


got em!


good job


first time! who remembers their first? eyyy


Drinking is super fun when you do it with friends and play games and get silly and bold and stuff but its better for your health to not so probably for the best its not your thing!


Sup chat


Nussbaum thank you


Well the thing is


Red wine is good for you in certain amounts


sup kid


But I think that's as far as I would go


Squidberg I used to drink for the taste, and for socializing. The only thing I still drink nowadays is beer


I don't even care for the health aspect, I drink energy drinks, it's just that I can't see buying alcohol worth the money


There are things more healthy than wine you can drink for the same benefits


yes, in certain amounts. something Italians fail to recognized lmao


Alcohol is pretty cheap but if its not your thing why waste any money at all?


beer is equally as healthy in small amounts


Yeah I think the same about weed


at the same time


Other people love it and have a great time with it but Id rather set myself on fire


I need to read this chat real quick this debate seems interesting


i cant smoke certain strains of weed. or getting too high where i cant control my thoughts


thats why i like medicinal. i can control how much


I enjoy weed, would go back to smoking it if it weren't illegal


Its not really a debate, just is saying our preferences


Lmao I fully stopped drinking and smoking about a month and a half ago


Its so legal here


drinking too consistently will eventually make you paranoid


Just baffles my mind that I can sit here and chug an entire bottle of vodka but I can't smoke a joint


Im chugging beer and smoking weed


I prefer to stay away from drugs, I know I sound boring lmao. I know what they do though and it kind of ruins the idea of it. I had a friend of mine explain it to me who went to prison, he quotes Imagine if there were these cavedwellers, that learned about fire and stuff and obviously then it would be the coolest shit ever, like the absolutely NUTTIEST, and then imagine fireworks showing up, it would be so amazing to them, it'd be even cooler than fire but imagine if those fireworks were constantly going off, and someone was ALWAYS there to explain them to you, that's like doing drugs for the first time it's REALLY cool but then it gets boring and you need more of it and eh


It's not worth getting into


Welcome


Nah man, you do you


Alcohol isnt something I CRAVE in any way, but it just makes games and talking into the night more fun because it makes me less insecure and lowers my very very high inhibitions


Yeah and I can understand and respect that a lot


Yeah I dont do drugs


Squidberg thats not boring. i dont do much of anything. if i do, its only very little


Just listen to Mr Mackey


Mk


Squidberg you're doing good, even for the social aspect, you're better learning to be less inhibited than drinking to achieve that


Janelle same


But yeah I have to be careful with alcohol to not over do it


It is poison after all


!work


I used to drink A LOT, like amounts that would put someone else into a coma, but I don't drink anymore


Bagels same here


easy with that wordDharma


Yeah I only drink socially but have been known to overdo it


Work work work work work


God I remember playing games with a pal who would just down entire handles in an overnight session and it was terrifying


i stopped cause of the hangovers


My bff is FaceTiming me from Texas so were gonna play games and get Schwifty


im a survivor. coma for a month and a half


maybe one now and then


omg really? From what?


A big turn off too is that it can get out of hand for certain people, I've seen people drink themselves with the intent to die and I mean, not exactly all that epic, lmao


car accident


december 12, 2007


i've known way too many people who got screwed over bc of drugs, i don't judge anyone for it but it's not for me


Nothing is worse than a person who ruins everyone night with how much they drink


Yeah same Nicki


WOOO


sequels?


Im smokin too tho


Janelle you and meg are funny drunks


Yeah, no brain damage or physical damage?


TBI


no physical damage only brain


Same, I mean I can get hella saddy


Girl knows how to pop that puss


Daamn : U're really a survivor man


Dharma dm me if you want


I never get sad drinking really


I just put on John Wick 3


thanks


john wick is awesome


I haven't seen John Wick 3 yet


Oh wow Jason Manzoukis is in this


I knew this one guy who was my moms friend, and I knew him for a long time and he was like, crippled, paralyzed from the hips down and it was all because he got in a car accident from overdrinking, then he drank even more after that and got really sad, it's really unfortunate


Just seemed relevant to the conversation,


Janelle parabellum


Yeah alcoholism is the worst


Also he REALLY liked skateboarding


My dad was


Which makes it way worse


But Im not, I dont drink and drive


Glad the laws are very strict about that


They almost don't seem strict enough


Because it's such a big problem


But what are you gonna do about it, y'know


I got a lot of drinkrelated accidents, but not because of driving, more like fighting


my dad drinks everyday. thank god not too much. but he gets con descending


Are you a felon because of it?


Or do you generally get lucky?


10 years ago I was trouble 24/7


I mean theyre pretty strict


I was in prison once because of that!


But not convicted


Prison aint no good


just two days in jail


Ive never even had a speeding ticket


But I think Ive just been lucky


Very lucky to get out of a drunk fight


stay out of jail kids


Without serious consequences


Welcome!


Stay in school, prisoners


Jedididimus i see what you did there!


Hehe


hoho


Huhu


harhar


He always does that


Janelle awesome i remember that part


Howdy


Oop i sound like a bot


Omg


hello


Dharma glad ur out of that phase


Nice to hear that you've turned things around for the better Dharma, talking to ya has been nice brother


Hi caroline


Congrats on growing and bettering yourself man


NoNameRainbowPerson hi


thanks everyone  never thought I'd be telling my life on the internet


I don't even have social media


Alpha Scrocco hello


I know, and am friends with an adult who went to prison for 2 years for stabbing another person


Welcome to the over sharing club:3


The other person survived, we played DD once he got out of prison, lmao


Were all just people


Dharma i appreciate the honesty


Alpha Scrocco yes different situations, same problems


I'm only 16, there isn't much to tell yet;;


if anyone wants help getting their life in order and dealing with issues look up mylesscott.com. themylesscott on ig


NoNameRainbowPerson It's weird seeing you in main Rin


You'll have lots to tell in a decade Squidberg


Yeah I mean no one drinks at 16! No one... cough


See ya jannele


Bye Jane


See ya'round


Buh bye


I live in Wisconsin


how mJanelle 5257 i wish i were ft someone! gbye


Bye everyone


I drink wine on occasion during family events


But not to get drunk


ciao dan


How much cheese you eat, Squid?


Hella cheese


So much


A true Wisconsinite


I took a picture of all that we had in the fridge like a month ago


Wanna see?


Oh hell yeah brother


You should tag Janelle in it, she loves cheese apparently


Janelle We're talking cheese you want in?


We get more every week


My gma works at a cheese factory so extra


And expensive kinds


i have cheese from italy my family made;p


Janelle dipped but she appreciate the cheese later


Welcome Jimbo


Ever have Butterkase?


I've never owned a wheel of cheese


Literally Butter cheese


The best thing ever for grilled cheese


love cheese


It gets a tad repetitive


Welcome NeonGhoul!


No it does not. :


Isn't your pfp from an old Adult Swim short?


I don't eat a lot of cheese


Well when you eat it every, single. DAY


Yeah it does just a tad


Just got off


I'm back now


!pick 8311


In my times of working out being poor, cheese was like the cheapest protein and I eated every day, still love it


Ate


yes, that:


Where you from dharma


english isn't my native language


I wasn't aware cheese had protein in it


It says south America


Its cool


Uruguay, South America


Boludooo


Eated is a great word though, it makes me laugh when I see it in messages


booo boludo ?


hello


Howdy


Montevideo?


where r u from


La ex era de montevideo


what do you know about my ex:


I'm from Punta del Este


nice


uruguay?


Yeah


I got a joke about Uruguay


totally had to google that


Hi abbeyy


Spritz


Sigh


Mamaguevo come back


Hello


Hi Is this the krusty krab


Even if its true


I can adopt you but your name has to change


To


Tobi is a good boi


Ok then


Don't get adopted


has anyone ever tried wetting bread with water and putting sugar on it?


No


Because generally wetting bread is looked down upon


But lmk how it goes


Squidberg its good.


Really?


Hm, I imagine the texture is bad though, right?


How wet are we talking


Squidberg yea my parents did it when they were little.


Kirby soggy wet


I used to do it with milk when I was little


My grandpa used to eat ground beef on crackers, I tried it and it was pretty good


Weird, but good


Squidberg im tellin you. its best with fresh bread. not the wonder bread lmao


My nephew dips his pizza into his drinks and it bothers me


You know what you should try


Squidberg very good


Is that kirby


Ohh like home made bread?


You should try that but with the sweet Hawaiin bread


What happened to korby


putting fries into a milkshake is really good


Korby


Only at wendies


There's a Kirby here


Oh yeah, fries into milkshakes/ice cream is great


wot


Squidberg too sweet with the sugar too


There's a Kirby


the speed of kirb


i like mcdonalds fries/milkshakes, but most other places are good too


I tried that fries in milkshake and it just tasted too weird for me


Hmm, makes sense


See


An Asian Kirby


mcdonalds ice cream is fantastic


round italian bread is best


The best kind of kirby


I thought a korby Was the best kind


what is better kirby or korby


Fight to the death. Hazzuah


mr softee ice cream is best. vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles


five guys has really good fries, but the last time i went they weren't very good


Go korby


i think i just got unlucky


I believe in you


I ain't never seen a mr softee


5 guys


Been a minute since I've been there


Nicki Minaj's Verse on Monster yea five guys fries is good


I've never been but I want to, I like this one place nearby called oc burger, get a fuckin pineapple on my burger it's great


How they fill your bag with fries too... Uhh love ghem


where is Kirby and Nicki Minaj's Verse on Monster from?


i'm from the USA, used to live in Alabama but moved to Indiana last year


Philippines


I hear Alabama is actually really fun


the beach is alright


It always sounded like a boring place to me


Welcome Aurent!


they have five guys out there?


yep


Yeah the beaches


Beach


i thought it was only northeast usa


I'm sure there are a lot of guys over there


Nah there's five guys in Texas too I'm just too lazy to hit it up


yea there was one a few blocks from my house, went there every once in a while


im in ny. long island. the hamptons


Use to live in Ohio:d 5 guys 10 minutes away


pls brazzers Dharma


its 1 am here


there we go, everywhere is ohio


same, and now i'm hungry


i might make something to eat


Haley brazzers?


It's a bot command that edits peoples avatars


ohh


ohh i just use it to look at their avatars


Haley not again


ive been to Ohio but just for King's Island when i was younger


can't you just yui avatar them?


can you?


pls brazzers Alpha Scrocco


I think so


Pls brazzers Alpha Scrocco


thank you


Pls brazzers Nicki Minaj's Verse on Monster


Pls brazzers Kirby


Yui avatar Heziah


Yeah you can just yui avatar names, but the brazzers is more amusing


Pls magik Alpha Scrocco


pls pornhub Alpha Scrocco


whoa wtf lmao


Pls magik Nicki Minaj's Verse on Monster


beautiful


A fine addition to my collection


Hand over the collection


pls weird Alpha Scrocco


Collection of 1 photo I'm afraid.


Now I'm more suited to be brazzerized, that one wasn't cute enough


Did you know you can fry and eat dandelions


I didn't know you could


Or like that they tasted good


But from what I hear


They taste overall good


Yum yum


Oh, well i'm afraid you're gonna have to hand it over anyways Kirby


Which is strange


pls youporn Alpha Scrocco


pls help


pls brazzers Haley


What are you kids up to?


pls daddy Alpha Scrocco


lmao


pls brazzers Dank Memer


We're getting familiar with bot commands like degens


pls invert Alpha Scrocco


oooh


pls brazzers Janelle


hackerman


pls brazzers Squidberg


pls invert Nicki Minaj's Verse on Monster


wink wonk


pls brazzers Dharma


I like your hair


Few people can pull that off


It's like kids playing with a new toy in here


Changed everything but I like my mane what can I say


I couldn't stand my hair getting that long, i'm already at a point where i'm barely resisting the urge to give myself a buzz cut


Welcome Dailydiscipline!


Gonna yoink that one from yah


There's a worthy trade


when he about to remind you why he's op on smash


lmao


Oh man j forgot about bee and puppycat


I find Jigglypuff scarier than Kirby though


All because of that one move


Should rewatch


And yeah it's great


Still no update on the newest season;;


I've rewatched it like 3 times now


pls brazzers NoNameRainbowPerson


o.o wut's that


someone in prison dont you see


Bee and Puppycat or the image?


um


wow


rude


o the image


long hair?


daaamn I used to want curly hair so much


OOO


Nice hair


its a hassle!


I feel it mines long too


longest my hair ever got was below my eyes. too much work


same


Misty thanks


Youre welcome!


oof my friend made me blush


in what way?


bumble and bumble shampoo and conditioner


the flirty way or the... embarrassed way?


Yeah but long hair can do wonders man. If you're ugly you rock that 80's mane and no one notices it


she said she wants to see me in a bikini because im so skinny atm


Haley at who?


No u


youre all beautiful


no u


nice. can't remember the last time I got a compliment irl


aw ty  youre way more beautiful though


No you


lmao, I wish I could go full beard to cover up my face but facial hair is also annoying


I just hate dealing with hair


face wig


Any of you watch the show Craig of the Creek or is that none of your thing?


Get a lace front for ur beard


rock that aang the last airbender vibes then


Heziah mine doesnt grow on my cheeks


Ooh no I can't do bald either, i'm in the middle ground of short hair is the only thing I got


ikr! wish I could grow facial hair too


Yeah I got plenty of places on my face where hair is like Nah


Wigs yall


Heziah yea


do they make wigs for beards?


beard wigs oo?


yes, welcome megusta


pedro for reference if you don't know


Welcome HJONK!


vote for pedro


i think we all know pedro


ye I thought so


this is the ultimate combo you need for a complete cover up


OMG


I knew this guy in our town named Shane, a really chill hippy guy who had hair like that


That beard is better than the hair on my head


vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true” pedro


reminds me of those creepy wookies


i have the hair. all i need is the beard


wookie wookie


Pedro was a Chad


He was


Kia Ora


I'm more of a Napoleon unfortunately


Cousin it, right?


Or is that from something else


yep


need to up my meme skill


na cousin it. the original


OG


OI Original It


We all wanna be Rex from Napoleon Dynamite


those pants were great


YOU THINK THAT I AM A WIMP BECAUSE I GO TO STARLA EVERY NIGHT?


Something of the lines of that


points to image of buff woman


lmao


You're spot on champ


Yall got


Any riddles


Riddle me this


Thats all I got


Sorry


Good enough


Thatll do


Yay


I havent been on main chat in a bit


I don't have any off the top of my head but i'll gladly google some to throw at you


What came first, the chicken or the egg


!pick 9724


The chicken


idk


I just hear people say that a lot


If yall got riddles Ill try em


Even if u google em


Riddles are bo


ring


Can relate


Me too


Nah it gave me a rzn to come on main when they were writing them


They had written some good ones.


!topic


live forever


Man some of these riddles are just absolutely terrible


Thats okay


This one's alright


What has many keys but cant open a single door?


Music?


A test


Or like, a quiz


Ayo


Waz good


Timing


lmao


Music is close enough I guess because the answer for it was specifically a piano


Welcome K8!


How are you today?


Or, tonight?


If you hinted it relates to an instrument


Might have guessed it right


Yes


Eyed


Yeah, I do think music is just as correct an answer though


I suppose yeah


You answer me, but I never ask you a question. What am I?


Welcome Izyurfimenipaflanyant!


A test?


Hello hello K8 izyurfimenipaflanyant


Welcome to the Server!. Feel free to talk to active members here in mainchat or slowchat. You can also chill in deletedchannel with fellow newcomers. We have tons of specific text/VC channels and lots of games for you to enjoy. Be sure to stock up on server currency and have a nice stay


Never asks XD


a phone?


Oh nice


Ayy you got it Shaun


im a genius


What has an eye but cannot see?


thanks:


what are you guys up to?


Doin random riddles currently


How are ya?


a hurricane


Idk what to do in situations where that's technically correct but not the answer I was looking for


Hello hello Negro


a doll?


Keep it going till the correct one is gotten ig


a blind guy?


No sir


Potato


Did someone say that already?


Is it correct?


Riddles are just painful


Im enjoying


Im enjoying as well


Although I don't got any guesses so far


I won't reveal the answer then


Hey you're blue congrats


Ty kindly


oh yea dang


Volcano?


How do you become blue;;


It's such a pretty color


You just gotta talk enough


Level up


Do I just have to level up?


Ye okay


Yes


Keep talking


Youll get it


Not a volcano


I have been, probably even talking too much


Level 10 is green i think


Tornado?


20 is pink


Was guessed


Im purple:3


you can type,rank and you will see how close you are to 5


not a tornado, want a hint?


,rank


Hint yes


Whats the riddle?


Not too obvious a hint


What has an eye but cannot see?


Saturn?


Missasippi


Beepy


!pick 2221


It's commonly made of metal


all those bars together look like an old Final Fantasy party


bars?


those exp bars


Oh


yeah kinda


Oh yeah


Hurricane?


,rank


Metal


No sir


I love old Final Fantasy


I have 6, 7 and 1 on the NES


6 and 7 on PS1 tho


that's a lot of games


Repeating just so it's easier to see the hint


What has an eye but cannot see? It's commonly made of metal


I allways loved them, but recently I replayed them and grew bored . But I still love them in my memories3


a cog?


Needle?


Pen?


Idk


hruB tnemoM


Metal pen


The opera in ff6 was amazing


Yeah?


needle


Plastic Pen


it's a needle


needle nice


Lets go


Epic


How many games do you have Dharma?


I got it right


Noobs


I was about to say a cyborg cyclops with the eye pierced


good job


Bruh


Okay Jaxson


Another? or would someone else like to throw out a riddle so it's not my bad taste we're all relying on?


Squidberg nowadays? Only my steam library AND LOTS of piracy. The games I had when I was young I sold them


lmao


Also that's a rip


Shoulda kept your old games


If you want do more idm


I can find some


I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?


I collect games now because imo, now is the time to start because prices are definitely going to start going up


Im tall when Im young, and Im short when Im old. What am I?


Im already doing one


Man


A human


Naaah I don't have much of a collectors soul, I'm more minimalistic, and I have all my fave games on my hard drive


Ah I get it I get it


Trees


The only thing I usually keep are books, but still 70 of them I gift them to people


What books do you read?


It's a candle noobs


Yeah


Welcome Fresh Avocado!


My riddle


Go


Hard one


I got nothing so far, it's sounds familiar but I can't place it


I was about to say the cellphone but not all cellphones are alive yet


yeah I feel I've heard it too


I got nothing atm


Lemme know if you want a hint


It reminds me of the one that's supposed to be an echo


Yes


Howdy avocado


Hint now gamur


Gimme a hint


Id like a hint


hint!


Everybody's has experienced it


Eh


them winds make you feels XD


Thats bad


Hi heziah


Oh wait


Its created by wind


Im light as a feather, yet the strongest person cant hold me for five minutes. What am I?


Hyd, we're doing riddles in this chat


Sound?


Duckboi have you ever played Duckgame?


Nope


Tis a fun game


Cursed wait


Also I don't like riddles


bleh this is hard


Huhuhuhu


Riddles are omega lame


Like you


Thanks :


Tornado? Beepy


Cursed, breath?


imeaniguess ding ding ding gamer


Hint


Another one


Another hint


It could seem bouncey


Idk im bad at hints


Pls snipe


a walkie talkie?


a phone?


is it sound?


all of this about riddles made me remember this


I thought it was sound too


No to all


Whats bouncy


A ballon?


Nope


Somebody got very very close


Damnn


leaves?


a recorder?


Nopey


thunder


Noio


Echos related somehow Im guessing


If its wind


Light?


We've all experienced it, it's created by wind, and it could seem bouncy


Noyo


More hint


Man idk anymore hints


No


1 sec


it speaks, it's windy and it can bounce kind of


It happens well in small areas


Wifi?


See? It totally is a fart


Radio?


Nnn


O


Waves


Noarino


Ouff


is it like chimes?


a shadow?


Nope to all


Welcome Susie!


one of those things that you find at parks that you can talk into and then a kid on the other end can talk into


Hello hello Susie Hatter


Welcome to the Server!. Feel free to talk to active members here in mainchat or slowchat. You can also chill in deletedchannel with fellow newcomers. We have tons of specific text/VC channels and lots of games for you to enjoy. Be sure to stock up on server currency and have a nice stay


Vacuum


Idk


More hint


Nope


Whats the question again


Works on hard and smooth spaces


!pick 2523


Man I'm getting angry I need to know that riddle


You have gotten so close


Is it you duckboi?


I mean ducks dont have ears


and they bounce i think


an echo?


Dig dig


Echo


This tough


oooh


hoobergoobershit yes


O.O


Echos related somehow Im guessing


MeepTheDobbies


Heziah


So close


Wait so the answer is Echo!?


Yez


THAT SHOULDA COUNTED


AH FUVK


Duck boi wth


You didnt say an echo


You said related


Wasted time


Dude


owwie


not cool man


Seriously


LMFAO


Sorry


apologize to the man


oh, there


Ehh it got the neurons firing i'm happy


So who wants to do the next one?


Ive had my fill of riddles tonight


Aw but I got a good one lined up for soon


how good


Eh good chance it gets knocked out instantly


Lets see it


I can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? What am I?


Let's hear it


Kirby


myself


Bru


now I got a riddle for y'all. what have I got in my pocket?


Hmm


Hint?


ok this is getting naughty


it's a reference.


Shaving tho


All good man


Is it an animal?


there's nothing in your pocket then?


No sir


Hello teaana


I might need a hint tbh


Trying to think of a way I can hint it without spoiling it


Ok


Oh no


an axe?


I know it


Dont say what I think it is


What do you think it is


A barber


Yes


omg


oooh


Should say multiple times


I like the riddles where you're more likely to overthink it and the answer is right there usually


Instead of 25


them's the good ones


25 is too specific


Maybe, would be a little more ambigious


damn I feel like a caveman who discovered fire


it was a barber this whole time


Not all barbers do 25 though


If theyre lucky


That'd be big money


Maybe I shave many times yet my beards never end


Something along these lines


I like watching Turkish barber vids for some reason


Me too


Why is that a thing


They do it nice


Idk but I vibe with em


Yeah, I shave many times and still have a beard. What am I? would be ezpz


It's like turkish asmr?


yes


Which ones are the barbers that smack your head a lot?


Too easy


is that another riddle?


I mean there are asmr with people pretending to be your gf


Why tho


Oh no that's not a riddle


can it not XD


lmao


Because people be lonely


I was just geniunely asking about barbers who smack the heck out of your head. I've seen'em before and it's the funniest thing


Yeah


there's porn asmr, unintentional asmr, even swearing asmr


Comic book guy asmr is nice


there was a dude on youtube that looked like thor who made asmr videos swearing


and mistreating you


I don't wanna be mistreated


This one is my fave


my fave is the OG bob ross


if yalls got more riddles Im down


must sleep. this was fun. goodnight y'all


Gn shaun


Night Shaun, see ya'round


hope to see ya tomorrow


see you shaun


Ill be on


I like how half these riddles are just bad puns


I like geanui pigs eating asmr. Pretty interesting


!pick 9775


Where do hippopotamus go to become neurologists


anyone?


to college?


A hippocampus


Hi there


Love the pfp


How are you today Jezebel?


oooh I found a riddle


but only if Jaxon is still around


I'ts not exactly a riddle but: why do graveyards have fences?


uhh


Oh hey I know this one


it has to be skeletor


Is it because people are dying to get in?


yup


God that was not my line of thinking at all


next time pretend you dont know it and ask for hints


I just never woulda guessed that


Anyways here's this


XD


Got me


Hello everyone


Howdy how's it goin


You say goodnight. I say hello.


Good night


irony


Yeah but I think it's just Jaxon bailing


! pick 1522


hey polar bear


!work


how do you do that:


OOOh


what


i want roaches


why did i fell y y


Dharma wait what


Fell for what


the joke before that message


Turn the picture upside down one


hiii


Umm hii


Thas alotta i's in for a hi


Waz good


!pick 3546


hi quangie and Heliosa


you guys are also new?


yee


cute pfp


ty i just drew it!


kinda not really


you made it?


daamn


how long did it took?


it took like an hour and a half i think


I used to have a drawing of myself in that style long ago and i lost it


You're talented


nah dude i hate that word


its all hard work


no ones born out the womb a picasso


dlhcflvb


some ppl do be like that but like


I get you because I think the same when someone says I'm talented at music


if i accept it as talent i only encourage those ppl that if they dont have talent off the bat, its something they can't achieve


i think everyone's capable of making art and i honestly want to encourage ppl to get more into art


I would looove to draw but I honestly can't see myself putting the effort to get to a good level


not without leaving behind music and writing, or my job


dude yeah i feel that to but with like coding and games


but I love seeing people's drawings still


im too lazy to try hard to be grandmaster in these games


!pick


!pick 400


!pick 7338


If you do more stuff you should put it at imadethis, You'll allways have my likes at least


dude yeah thank you for the kind words!


i find the hardest part of doing


anything you're passionate about, at your own whim


is finding initial motivation


ikr


the most i ever manage to do


if it isnt a commission


is just doodles


just because i don't want to devote time to making a whole ass picture


for like


one or two ideas im thinking about currently


i mean theres nothing wrong with that bro?


as long as ur having fun


im not saying theres anything wrong


im having fun all the time


oh its just that like, u sounded like disappointed i guess


no, i just have the attention span of a rock


so id rather not be disappointed with a half finished image ill never complete


it do be like that sometimes


tbh i feel that


commiting to a long work its the hardest


i started weaning myself off social and that def seems to help


with music at least i used to have a folder with like 50 songs half finished and not a single one complete


my drawing folder is full of so much incomplete stuff


but i always come back after a while and like


make second attempts


yeah that's the good part


when you wanna do something and you find a half finished work from two months ago and you don't have to start from zero


exactly


its like


bruh it's already started? duuude this is so clutch


lmao


best feel


guy i'm going to sleep


go rest your head


!pick 5877


see you tomorrow


leave one for the new girl


good night everyone


i will;


its ok ill fight for it next time


fighting spirit


not a lot of night owls here huh


aw well /


i mean there are a few


i see you lurkers spying on the chat


come hop in here :


yes, you


lurker


looking at the screen


Im sorry


Jesus


I just joined spare me


answer me but one question


do you kiss your homies goodnight


I would if i could


no one shall be spared


But yknow


ur the first victim


Quarantine


use the quarantine as an excuse to sleep over your homie's house


and quarantine with them for two weeks


its just an extended sleepover, after all


if u dont kiss ur homies, ur not homies


What if theh havr corona


then


worth it


yes


if they have corona


it will show them whether or not


you are ride or die


Hmm


I see


Dont you love it when slow is more active then main


what the heck...


i just read the news oo


online


huh


apparently the navy released 3 confirmed ufo videos...


and theyre real XX


oh ye


tom delonge has been vindicated


they r hella blurry tho


Oo send link?


UFO dosnt mean Alains


Aliens


Yeah ufo just is a unidentified flying object


ya but there was


u would think with all the money we throw at the military, we would be able to afford 1080p...


multiple different crafts


to the point they had to start a military program


off the coast of florida


It could be you never know


to investigate all the different types oo


ya but these are just leaked videos


Kinda scary if you think about it


aliens dont gotta be scary


Could never know if they pose any threat


Not scared of aliens


Scared of terrorists


thats what im saying


Hi, good morning!


but w/e i think its kinda interesting oo


i mean we dont even know


hello bro


we never even knew it was happening


and like aliens were just popping up on the coast of florida for 5 years


dw its probs just a florida man


florida man goes to space


asdfghjk


in a porta potty, somehow


GO


GET IT


nah


its ok


!pick 1634


YES


Hru all?


Good


Anyways, I am going off to bed, good night everyone :


Good.


night bro


Night squid


Night Squid.


Squidberg it's still morning


It's 9:50 AM


Its 3:49am here


yes because we all live in the same time zone


of course


ah yes


bro thats late


4 am


and i have to work at 10:30


until 8pm


hiii giggles


Oh no you need sleep


It's about 5pm here.


dw about me though i run on 3 hours of sleep every day


Hi beautiful


ummm just b/c u do it


doesnt mean it good


its not


Misty


Raven Wing


my sleep cycle turned australian


LMAO


Hossam, I live in South Korea


for the past month or so


Im sorry Im not in the same time zone as you


ive been hanging with a lot of oceania people in discord vc's


Raven Wing ah, tea


And i live in Egypt


and in doing so


i have gone to bed at 7am, and woken up at 3


Hossam Where in Egypt?


Misty i understood


u right


Raven Wing you know a lot in Egypt?


Winny What's caused the change in sleeo cycles?


oh thank god


satan is here


so what i believe


in my sleep cycle drastically changing


Hello welcome everyone


was one night where i stayed up until the morning


Hossam I know places such as Cairo, Giza, and some of the major sites.


slept until the afternoon, then saw the same people online at the same time as the last night


and the rest is history


i would love to visit egypt once this is over


Hi gigs


Hi mil!


Bee That will do it.


the party has begun ya'll


cant sleep!


wsup everyone


Raven Wing


Have you come to Egypt previously?


what up bro


nm dude


whats everyones plan tmrw


how u doin


Someone said party?


i honestly dk how to discord


did u just sign up?


Youll learn soon enough


Hossam Unfortunately no, but I enjoy learning about cultures and places I haven't been yet.


yeah been lurkin tho


no lurkers allowed, u all are obligated to come party w/ us


You'll get it, it's not very hard


pseudo Things are good. I'm gonna hop on my PS4 tomorrow for a bit and then I will go hang with some folks.


tryin to get some furni or marches since ive been stuck @ home


Heliosa What kind of party we talkin'?


nice Raven Wing


Raven Wing so, i advise you to visit it one day


what u play on ps


discord part of course


pseudo I am a Destiny 2 player


niiice


ive been dying to play detroit not human