Can bring girls on the yacht


castle sounds like I live in europe no thanks


A castle is too old school


wouldnt mind a nice castle with a secret


whats cooler than owning a castle


Can keep a Harem in the Castle


Depends on size of castle


I've seen small ones in Italy


u can literally have a sex dunguen


If I own a castle then I can sell it and buy a yacht and keep the leftover


Those aren't castles


Castle with a slide rumourscape


!wyr


Is this even a choice?


I've already looked at the sun before


!topic


Lmao you guys


Grilled


Just a good time where neither of us are looking at our phones.


Tara why name urself kali


Sorry bro


I care about my fam


Can't do that to them, I would take the hit


Omg


It's a Thunderstorm


OOO


spooks


Is it not solid sealed in?


Old building


!wyr


Oh no


I like zippers


I was just joking


Cause Klik is not cool enough rumourscape


are u indian Amedeo


OOO Thats cool


!pick 1931


I nearly fell trying to get those roaches


Worth it


Oh my


Hey fam. I have time between students and I want to art


No rumourscape many of my friends are Buddhist though


What do you teach


Anyone want a portrait?


asian? Downe


No rumourscape


sure


love art, even sh1n's


I teach writing mostly. English. Science. Etc


are there buddhists outside asia? Noguchi


Alright Witch what pic?


Who has summoned me?


Your pfp?


me


Okay


its maria brink


Give me a few minutes.


Yes, although I dont think there are many devout traditional groups rumourscape


Oh thats okay. Itd be cooler to draw someone from here though


It's raining so bad rn


i look like shit so idk if i want people drawing me


last person who drew me did me with long hair


i got short


Everyone a digital artist here?


If so we can just forward the same canvas around


i'm a digital professional


That would be fun


I do some


prefer paper more


Also Witch your pfp is moving. Im not fast enough. Got something else?


Or someone else want to be drawn?


Armpit studies


Thats interesting


I thought for sure I was looking at something inappropriate


I smelt them as armpits immediately


it looks like a bunch of nipples


I'm still trying to understand what that pic is


Oh dear


I don't see it


All Pit


no mete bad


just sit down and have some tea with me


I actually dont


True. I feel so safe sorry team


Central plumbing


Water is Precious


Shin, you are doomed


I probably am


Jedididimus draw Mete


Mete if you do end up giving me the ban... please let me walk out of here like a man... stripped down naked


sh1n Bruh


pics or didnt happen


Okay. Mere


Mete


Hi Sicarius


sh1n what's good?


I think I have a plan for Fiji water


My mood


Dm it


Havent made it yet


Jedididimus you'll drown


sh1n Oh


Yes


Using the sleeping giant?


Yep


is thaat a xenomorph surfing


10 points


wtfff


What is he surfing on?


I actually had 20th century fox take down my other drawing of a xenomorph surfing


I don't see any board


An invisible surfboard. I dont know


Surfing on a predator


!pick 5688


I have to find this pic now. Hang on.


Surf bort


Video of me finding it


Oh fuckin Christ I'm getting so many random self promo DMs rn


Is there anything to do to avoid this


wow your shadework is AMAZINGGG


OH MY GOD


nice


oh boy


Scandalous


very scandalous


Excellent


Witch aye thanks!


hax


no idea, and i am in tech support


I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN SERVER


them spam bots nasty today


This is worse than Indian Telemarketers


Dori me


Pls someone give me a face to draw?


I only have an hour to lose, and no time to waste


And I would like to draw all of ya


No pose needed! Just any thing


anything


i meant for my own art


Trump


Try Cac's selfie on here


The oldest one LMAO


I need permission...


She gave Elliot permission and he gave it hell of a try


Wait.. who is it?


Cactus


Ill just head over to reddit . Oh cactus. Yeah... I need permission


Id love to draw her tho


Do RPAN stream of you drawing


Okay. How?


Spritz


We'll all login to the stream when you do


Rpan?


Reddit public access network


It's like twitch


but for reddit


Oh oh right.


You ever see those pixelated posts every once in awhile?


Hi shakes


Yeah. I havent got things set up to do that today, but I promise to do it soon.


Ive done a live drawing at a doof before it was so fun


Okay whats a doof


Can somebody post the link for RPAN? I'm on mobile rn


It's literally Reddit.com/rpan


This drawing... I did it live and my arm hurt from shading with a tiny pencil


Oh like a drum n bass and techno party with drugs MrShakes


Not very far from a Tool album cover


Nice one mate


Thanks mate


Wish I still had it. It was on butchers paper, so I crumpled it and threw it out eventually


It was too big to keep


MaFayce I know, but I havent got someone to draw yet, and I have students again in less than an hour.


And I havent got a camera set up to film as I draw


Elliot show him your monstrosity portrait of Cac


Why are you trying to summon her?


Just tryna show my friend's artistic vision


She's asleep rn


Perfect time lmoa


I can't draw, I just put heavy filters and say that's my drawing


Or should I post it


OK.


Im so excited


Nutting better


hello main chat


Hello carbs


And fibre


Slice


!pick 2862


Why tf does it give it so cheap these days


i am bread


Nutty Joe


no u


Wait is Nutty Joe no longer here?


Peanut butter and bread


A match made in heaven


Nutty Joe...


Can I draw it?


The faces?


The who now


Im going to draw someone from reddit. No one showing face up in here


Thats all G


I actually love it


Great


Its great no sarcasm


Credits to Elliot


wow


I mean.. it looks nothing like her, but its cool.


MaFayce He's giving you a compliment. Answer him


Sorry. I mean it looks amazing


Hi Korb


don't worry elliot i got your back


Jedididimus oh yeah you're an artist? name every colour in the colour wheel


False alarm nutty joe is indeed here


Jedididimus


im just gonna draw angry tiddies


OOO yes please!


What happened?


Did heath post that pic?


Omg


Nuthin


Why bro?


We just appreciating how good of a drawer you are


Everyone is mad at me for drawing them, no one realizes how much effort it takes to do this on the phone.


Deleted literally after 35 seconds LMAO


OK Mete.


You need to eat me


35 seconds yeah sure if you're doctor strange and time moves half as fast


that ish was up for an hour


sh1n our first collab is


!pick 4776


!Pick 4776


My hand got stuck in my headset


fek u


all


Rusty fingers


Let your guard down pal


Also, how many more roaches do you need?


Hey drowning


Trying to create your post nuclear Holocaust army?


Good ol heath has developed Carpel Tunnel Syndrom from picking up all these lightning fast roaches


you dolt


Suppose, if Mete gives you chance to double or nothing, will you? Gallagher


Nope


That's how deputy got banned


I helped Witch get double


Thats awesome witch!


i bet


You also helped Deputy leave the server


Gallagher


he did that himself tbh


Nuggy left?


He dug his own Grave, I'm not responsible


He out there in digital pretending to be a 21 yo girl from California


What if it's a super hacker gal pretending to be an Australian fuckboi?


what a twist


Dude playing another dude


deputy is a woman? someone tell jack


Im interested. Have him hit me up


Or gal in this case


Wot


jack's mine now so who cares


Don't tell Jandro


He was not a woman in vc


Jack is my backup


Korby maybe she's using a fake accent


which one is jandro account again?


Uh


Omg Kirby thinks,


Nice emoji


Cool drowning


kirby?


Me? What?


I have took over his business once he left


Not you bro Jedididimus


I am innocent of all past, present, and future crimes


bruh


Oh good


I do. Thats why I thought it was me


Wot? drowning


Roach hoarding is normal imo


Only OG members will get the reference


What reference


I think it was a powerpuff episode or something


Cool. Im fine not getting it


not a og


Roach Coach


BAHA


This was Roach Coach


The king of roaches


MaFayce Damn you really do be watching them Powerpuff Girls episodes alone are ya?


You also dance to Bhab Bhabie songs


Jesus Christ


PPG and Dexter was an awesome Combo


this is from ppwerpuff girls?


please heathen, i want elliot to remain a mystery


PPG, Dexter and Bhad Bharbie albums


Anachronism


Good word


I did not shoot the deity


Deputy


the deputy shot himself


Dark


Dank


no it is dark


Deputy tried to shoot his shot. But missed his shot.


The bullet traveled around the world and hit him where it hurt


dark


Elliot's favorite lyrics


Wot?


Elliot do you deny these charges?


I plead not guilty


Witch Come listen to these bangers with us


i can't believe it.. but im going to have to use... ... references.. for body art


uh no


I prefer Excision


My lawyer would be Saul Goodman


wow it actually sounds worse than the lyrics did


!pick 7695


anyone wanna vc?


I was Ready to be disappointed coz BoopBoop was typing,


the trex man @@


Only OG members will get the reference


Gallagher the one, the only, the forbidden McNuggets


sh1n i'm in text bbb


jamming out to excision


For a second I thought you were nuggets mentalhellonline


same


The pfp got me scared


i wanna go back to the rave concert...


no its a band you nerd


its hardcore dubstep


i felt it in my heart @@;


!pick 5671


:something witty:


Send song link Witch


Hmm


Howdy


Hi here for friends... 19M


I will need to cleanse my ears after this Bhad Bhabie song


hope you like angry


Ofc I like angry


Cleanse it with Jake Paul's Its everyday bro


I listen to National Socialist Black Metal on a daily basis


Sullivan King Combichrist


Good thing you're here for friends. This isn't the right place for enemies.


this is probably my most favorite collab ever


What are you kids up to?


DOING FUCKINNN METALLL


dubsteppin


can i talk to someone for a minute?


METALSTEP


Hip hoppin


Just stopping in because reddit is kinda boring atm.


hi there


can i talk to someone pls?


Metalheads unanimously hate MetalStep


Whatever that is


What's up abbey?


i'm an allround metalhead


stainless steel


invaliduser im ah i wnat to dsitract myself rn coz im havivng a ppanic attack rn


then... def... don't listen to the songs we're playing


drowning I would, man, but Ive got students in 12 minutes


Hey everyone


Just do your best to not overthink about what is bringing you into a panic. I know that's easier said than done, but it's not impossible.


Just take some deep breaths and focus on the sensation of your stomach rising and falling


And the air going in and out of your nostrils


Look closer at your environment. Say what you see out loud to yourself, keep adding to your new narrative.


And what you feel whats touching your skin, etc. what you hear


Then try to look at what youre feeing in that moment and see it asjust a passing thing, like the rain, or the night. Morning will come


Things get better


and sit down!


drowning you good?


I have some things Ive learned at therapy that might calm you down


DMs are open if you need


no just still going on amd im idk


ic ant event pye right now


Things can be difficult and life can suck at times. Especially in the current environment, but try to think of the positives rather than negatives.


gifs are best


DM anyone on this discord server if you need anything


i like your pfp R4MBOFIGHTER


Thanks Witch


so instead of


pls brazzers R4MBOFIGHTER


wub wub wub... its WAB WAB WAB


hello


REEE


!pick 7158


Gallagher Also check your DMs once for volatile content


Ive been here 5 min and now I have a braziers logo on my profile pic


Brazzers


i fell asleep on a facetime call and my wifi must have died cuz i woke up on my data


RIP


welcome to mnfh


enjoy your stay


welcome R4MBOFIGHTER


Thanks guys


did you draw your pfp?


pls brazzers


damnit its not animated


rip


im back on wifi


yay


Nice bro


gonna check how much ive used. watch me have like 1mb left


Snake Monster omggg your display message thingy, its the baby


its my favorite one


lmaoo i dont have that version of the emoji


the baby and the hamster


Can I curse?


yes


Thank god


thank goddess


Got scared for a sec


ive got such a bad hangover rn


Im getting flexed on by a baby


i woke up the thirstiest i think ive ever been ever


dont remind me of thirst


Water


craving cinnamon rolls tbh


dude stop, you're influencing me


Me crave sugary snack


it be like that


put a condom on that finger, it needs protection


i rarely crave sugary stuff but cmon u cant beat 1 good cinnamon roll or 5


Ima use condoms instead of gloves for this quarantine


god is typing


lmao


quick say something cursed for easy reddit karma


My gf just asked me to make cinnamon rolls


god is a furry


GOD HAS A GIRLFRIEND?


yeah its his mom


Yes to the girlfriend and no to the furry


Alabama to the max


why do i be so dry tho. my mouth is dry and so is my eyes


idk when i went to bed tbh i was too drunk to remember


Been smoking the devils cabbage?


i wish i was so blackout drunk


and yes


i have


i have like twice but i dont like the sensation u get when its wearing off


yall i got a question


never had a hangover either really


Im a good boy I havent been drunk before


i love whiskey


Not high


gimme whiskey


Yet


Wait wait.


oh it's gonna come naturally to you


I'll take a whiskey please.


got lots of time


is it just me that sees 16 as teenager im kid” and 17 as im adult and old and my days left on this earth are limited”


!witchfeed MrShakes


does that count?


I'll take it


thank ya


Snake Monster I dunno man. Regardless. Enjoy those years. Ball to the max


to the wall


i havent spoken to anyone my age irl in 3 years mate


Are you happy tho


y e s


Then who cares, do you


i got advice from god himself


started what young


There is a drug dealer that lives across the street from me and Im about to hurt him up


yes?


Hit not hurt


Drugs are bad


God I cant type


drugs are awesome


shuddup god


Im not getting cocaine or anything probably just weed


i dont like the comedown from weed so i dont do it


Snake Monster Scottish?


howd u know


Someone mentioned, just trynna collect my Scot folk


Wolf Aye you're right


wait ur scottish too?


Yeah


4 confirmed


ive met like 2 other scots on the internet in my 5 years of living here wtf


nice


Ha American here


Leave


first get independence from Britain


Emoji?!?


Im from Wakanda myself


we wish


Im an alien


We know


Itll happen soon enough


yeah


I am a Himalayan Mountain Goat, chewing grass in Nepal


1:37am bois


im uh


idk im out of ideas


lamp him over the head


boris johnson looks like if a turnip could go hair and speak tbh


grow


You're not wrong there


Need tae get a Scottish role made noo


but i cant believe we had 3 months of rain constantly and as soon as its taps aff weather were all in lockdown


i said taps aff to my american friend once and he went all day believing my water wasnt working


Ahhaahhahaha


do u have any idea how many people ask me to do the DISGUSTANG” thing


its a lot


Legit


All the time


Same with me


!pick 5136


Well worth it tho


They heavy love our accents


i also get told i sound like the girl from brave” a lot


thats because im from the same place u absolute neep


Right but


Where ye fae


west end


Imagine bein fae up that way


Irrelevant asf innit


ive never even been up that way


i like it down here much more


Neither have I and don't plan on it


cuz down here we have still game and thats the best show on the planet


henlo guys


i was watching it with my american boyfriend and at the start i had to put on the subtitles so he knew what they said but after a while he picked it up, so proud


Snake Monster no any mare


Whats good razaplays


does anyone want hugs


Wolf My college lecturers were playing in one of the episodes lmao


i liked the one with archie and they went to glasgow, i got all excited cuz when they were outside mcdonalds i could see my regular seat in the pizza hut across the road


Regular seat


i like pizza


4 corners man


Miss lingering about there


Slashin' fuckers there


Nah KO


Not KO


i usually go up to glasgow when i want to blow my wages on anime stuff


Tokyo Toys?


yup!


Miss being in there


me too


The amount ae times Ive been dragged in there by burds man


i was gonna go up and get the kirishima figure but lockdown happened


I just wanna lurk


so now i gotta wait


Been to Comic Con one too many times


I haven't watched anime in nearly 2 years I don't have the time these days for it, I do miss it


Wolf im one of the burds that would drag u in for an hour and a half


just ask my poor brother


There's an anime store up in St. Enoch


I never knew about until a few months ago


yeah i heard about it


never been in


It's not bad


!pick 8592


!Pick 8592


The new store is massive


it is


Big improvement from the 1st


Snake Monster hi


i got like 3 figures and 10 manga when it opened


drowning hello


Jeez


!rob Snake Monster


fuck


im broke man


it all went on anime sorry


So sorry to hear that


Fucksake


!pay Snake Monster 50


!rob Wolf


Need tae go an collect yer giro


Now rob her


Wtaf


!pay 150 Snake Monster


its called taxes


Try now


man didnt work


!pay Snake Monster 150


fuckkk


Gimme back ma cash


!rob Snake Monster


I spent E140 last night on 4 metal posters


!rob Mete


Ive usually got sticky fingers


Its rigged


!balance


free hugs


im rich


Pls hack Snake Monster


You only win sometimes


!work


the only thing i want to rob is food out the fridge cuz my hangover is killing me


yui ug Snake Monster


Snake Monster me too


yui hug Snake Monster


Lmao we need a yui ug command


oh no im hacked


ooh thats kon


yui ug MaFayce


v good anime


Jumping outta Kelvingrove station


what anime is that Snake Monster


Honestly best way tae combat a hangover, gear.


drowning kon


whats it bouy


bot


bout


man i cant type


wee lassies. now that sounds bad but i swear its wholesome


Snake Monster would u recomend ig?


yeah


I think its just ye mate


Hei


ive lived online so long that i even type like an american and when im in calls i have to optimise my voice to be understandable. except when something makes me angry thats when i get creative with the insults


pOOzy


my poor monitor has taken so much verbal abuse off me its unreal


Snake Monster where are u from?


scotland


ah nice


drowning Scotland ye fanny


Singapore


Naebody asked


im from earth


Protip: never comment on a Political tweet, you'll continue to get notifications till eternity


But


Say talkin about that fer heavy ages as well


ok that was a bad joke


Am a human


Pineapple


i wont give away where i live exactly tho


Yui pfp Dylan


just around the inverclyde bit


MaFayce why comment those things are stupid


You look like a pineapple


Thanks


my cat just jumped on me


Yui pfp Wolf


MaFayce either link the tweet or link the comment


i love cats


Cats


what breed cat u goy? Snake Monster


HW the same one where Biden is suggesting economic intercourse


i love cats too except when he sits himself down on my lap and just starts cleaning his nether regions


i should replace my keyboard


drowning tabby


me: economic intercourse? that exists?


i have a dog


i got a kitten but he stays with my gran. i cant go visit him :


HW basically prostitution


He meant Exchange and that word is used in that context, but still hilarious


Like a real hug or a virtual hug?


real bro


im so happy i met other scottish people tho never thought the day would come. finally people who are gonna understand my jokes


6ft rule, social distancing


Snake Monster try a joke


i tried to watch kevin bridges with kris but he doesnt understand any of it


!pick 9111


Snake Monster didnt understand but nice one


like the one he was talking about some famous guy and he went he might have been the only guy that ever left clydebank to become a hroin addict” i was pissing myself but kris was like what”


nice one


i cant think of WAIT


what does a fish say when it gets hit by a bus


what


oh McGills


its a bus company over here


that waws good


mcgills?


lmao


the most classic halloween joke i know


I'm rich


Diamonds on my body, rich!


Smelling like Versace, rich!


Jay z and Beyonce, rich!


im rich


ive got 2 quid to my name


2 quid?


whats a quid?


a pound


petition for when we get independence to call our currency the quid tbh


i dont know why i have diamonds on my body


and versace is a clothing company right?


idk man thats some rich people stuff


,rank


RIP 50k posts smh


Snake Monster yeah


im boredd


boreddd


jeez


any of u guys play on the mc server?


mc?


minecraft


you can write a novel


i gotta clean up my setup tbh


this is my setup rn. the white wall is gonna be blue


yeah im gonna get on the server soon


oh damm thats impressive


looks cool


yeah


i just have a laptop


and a mouse


thats all i got


my cable management is piss poor tho


i also traded my laptop to my brother for a better gaming chair


what specs u got?


so that one in the pic is outdated


idk off the top of my head i always forget


Are both monitors 1080p


yes


Or what quality


damm


Cool cool gonna buy a 2nd monitor


This week


its so worth it


i got a 1366768 monitor


Do they just connect to each other by a cable


u connect both to ur pc


damn


if u dont have enough ports u can get an extension


tech talks going on?


So the monitors don't connect to eavh other


each


mine dont


Cool cool


Monk yaeh


my laptop fortunately has a 60 hz, 4k screen with a 94 colour gamut


which helps me edit stuff really easily


60hz same dude


i had to get an extension cuz my rift S takes my other port


what do u edit? Monk


I'm getting a 27, still thinking whether 1440p or 1080p, 1440p is very pricey as of now for me


drowning pictures


Curved too


i got both my monitors like 90 quid each i think


theyre good quality


nuttybuckethead 1440p is overkill if you don't have specs enough to run it


Monk u know photoshop?


My current one was E240, 1080p 144hz


im learning it rn


drowning lightroom, capture one pro, and occasional premiere pro. No photoshop.


Monk Currently running i5 6600K and a GTX 1060


Monk nice


i use my monitors for easier access to things when im 3d rendering stuff


ah, then it can run really smooth


i got i58250u and a 940mx


or when im playing games and can scroll reddit at the same time


I need it for my music production


my specs are a i59300H and a GTX 1650 4GB


i have GTX 1080 or 1060 i think one of the two


i always forget


Big difference


yeah


Thing is, I gotta make space


Which is a pain


doesnt help that virgin media has been having so many issues


!work


I need to move my desktop somewhere, so need another set of drawers to put it on


!weekly


!balance


yeah heard people complain recently


!top


chet faker is one brilliant artist


I missed his concert last year


that music video is such a mood right now


just walked through my empty streets


hmmm


and i still can't get the balls to start dancing randomly


in the middle of an empty street


Sad days, just giro fer me then


your lucky I'm not even 100 sure if that was the correct command or not


Pls snipe


Ooh


Nah


You gotta do yourself


some of us don't have time to read the manual younerds


And what do u do of all that extra time anyways


Rickrick some of us observed


Tsk


I spend my time free guessing bot commands of course


Lmao, it's hilarious when ussy snaps at someone


Sicarius and Tomkins trash an innocent pedestrian in public WWYD


finally some support MaFayce


MaFayce you must laugh a lot


I know I do


are you on crack


stop booing me im right


You're right that im on crack?


am I not


You are not


yeah ok


so who's on crack then


who's dealing


anyways enough with the cheap david dobrik


It's a lockdown, where would I buy crack? Genius


Ive heard all I can take today


Wow


ok Bakugan


anyways dont @ me Im sleeping you fools


I took 3 Benadryl and head feels funny


Lmao imagine your parents naming you tiara and then acting like the complete opposite of a princess


but allergies are gone


Very funny


oh wait thats your cheese taint


rick I was dying


my eyes were so red I looked like I did illegal activism


activities


You probably did


me and josh


Lmao too true


Man Cody could be so good.


I win


he just loses his mind


oh this isnt a group dm of 3


hi main


so how much crack did you end up doing


gets tagged, goes crazy every time


I shouldve done all of it


Dillashaw on both occasions, Munoz


When you don't know the full controls so you spam the same key again and again on Wii


it's nuts,


like he is super talented.


!pick 844


!pick 8444


then again everyone at TAM spams the overhand right.


The good ol Hendo style


like they have an actual MT coach, but Faber still goes out there looking for the overhand.


every single fight,


King of OverHand Right


oh ew sports and other physical activities


Gallagher What is your pick for Ferguson vs Gaethje?


Ferguson will make him quit with pressure


He turns into a serial killer in the championship rounds


yeah, I hope so...


cos I really wanna see Khabib vs Ferguson..


But I think Gaethje catches him early...


Ferguson just gets a little too crazy sometimes and gets caught, Gaethje just hits so hard.


There's a small possibility of Gaethje KO ing him early ngl


Ferguson got dropped by Pettis


Don't forget


lawd have mercy


yeah and Lee was lighting him up.


Conor beats Canelo, bye


Gaetjhe beats Tony


And does that sweet somersault off the octagon


yeah, I also have the unpopular opinion that Gaethje beats Khabib, but doubt they will fight as they have the same management.


mrazzle double money for Ali


yeah, but if Khabib loses,


Gaethje is nowhere near the draw...


Khabib ain't gonna lose


Dude's got a chin


Gaethie reminds us of that failed gymnastic career everytime he knocks out someone


Got tested vs Dustin


Khabib's striking is underrated


yeah, but stand up with Gaethje long enough with that striking and I think he gets caught.


Gaetjhe may shake him up


But I don't think he beats Khabib


Coz Dustin beat Gaetjhe


Dustin has a good style to beat Gaethje..


Imo, rn:


KhabibDustinConorGaetjheTony


Yeah, I don't really consider Conor in the conversation tbh.


maybe he beats Dustin,


Nah, Dustin beats Conor easily


He's much evolved now since the first fight


yeah, I agree, but I don't think Conor can touch anyone else in that group you mentioned.


Like Dustin is his best chance at the top 5.


He went down just like Aldo, got scammed by Conor and walked into that left hand


Gallagher I shouldn't have joined those nitro giveaway servers


Those nibbas DM me now. Scam


I don't even know how Conor is 3, given his level of activity over the last 3 years


somehow he is above Gaethje,


Conor beats Gaetjhe tho, Conor is better against power punchers like Gaetjhe


Dustin got more technique


Hence tougher matchup for Conor


man, Gaethjes chin though, it's always been guys that have good kicks and knees that do well with Gaethje


Alvarez,/ Dustin


he might outbox him but Conor slows in 3,4,5.


mrazzle Barboza?


They were going back and forth with leg kicks, LMAO


Yeah, I mean that shows how good Gaethje is.


insane power.


Gaetjhe doesn't have the best of the Chins tho


Dustin showed that


Conor is more technical


He will find the chin


in pure boxing, yep.


maybe, good fight though.


I'm not a Conor nutrider, but I still believe he beats Gaetjhe


Any fight within the top 5 is gonna be Fireworks


LW division is Stacked


yeah, especially with Felder and Hooker coming through. Both guys present such strange styles.


Felder has gotten insanely good, just walks forward.


Felder and Hooker just gonna be Gatekeepers along with Cowboy


There's no way Hooker beats Dustin


I dunno honestly. Hooker is going to get better and better the more time he spends with Izzy and Brad.


!pick 2234


I miss crab


I don't


i miss him too


who is crab?


Meany MaFayce


He got wiped off along with his 1.5k bruhs


Cute heart Elliot


, what why?


Likewise Ussy


Rip Crab


Aka Linus aka moto


Aka whatever else he pretended to be


Dont make me cry rn


is that Linus?


its the linus


He was out resident Troll


he was supposed to be davie


and slapp da bass


banned?


are you talking to me Spritz


why did they give u your Texan role back and not mine


yes its the only thing I know spritz


I specifically asked for it


what does this mean


are they saying I do not live


I do not exist


bruh


spritz help


go tf to sleep


do i need to slap u till u pass out


preferably


Hai everyone


helllooo


pls hug Baldwin


Oof


Thought that was a thing


yui hug TheRussianMafiaMan


it is


Ah its yui


youre still learning its okay


wow I'd hate to be someone who doesn't know bot commands


Rickstar ill burn down your minecraft house


ay no upvoting your own burns


Fine


who told you that was okay


ah yes shin thanks


see now I upvoted it as reward


!pick 6737


3 benadryls deep and she was still quicker than us


shin that honestly might be one of my favorites


Its pure


yui hug Gabbi


it's beautiful


in memory of crab


are you Jealois or are you jealous Rickrick


yui hug Monk


shitposting


botcommands


Shhh


pole pole pole


pole


Aw its not there


!work


pole fix it


polethehole


!rob TheRussianMafiaMan


what


damn it sir


!rob Blumine


Where is the eggplant


schizophreniac sike


Cant take blood from a stone


idk but am sad pole


good riddance of the eggplant


yui F crab


oh no roseoli is ina mood


Damn no worries ussy


Britney be like


yeah


Spread love


Kiss strangers


Yui kiss polethehole


yui kiss polethehole


2030 ftw


make tips not war


lucky you can only catch aids once


schizophreniac I feel like youve already said this today


How do I beg for attention


you already are


o.o


Hi Im a bot u asked how u can beg for attention


Simple follow these steps


guys


oh no James


we should have a bot for magic 8 ball


right


no


fuck you


second opinion please


!rob schizophreniac


Thesda


Step one post pics in selfies u need to be a female ir a good looking males


wow thats a GREAT IDEA


WHO TF THOUGHT OF THAT


GENIOUS


GENIUS


goddamnit


yui hug Kinghorn


Step two tag people u dont know like ur bff


what can I do to make your night better


yui kiss BeaunusPoints


just name it


please don't engage her


give Benadryl


naw, benadryl has acetaminophen in it


if you need to sleep


darme bandril


you're 3 doses too late goldy


Howdy people of the internet


I hope your all having a lovely day


hello pal LyamFurious


a nice, long, hard...


stop golden


workout


Yo how's everyone's day going?


I already watched certain posts too many times today


science posts for science


ay lyam we just aight in here


I speak on behalf of everyone now


you?


its going amazing


ignore him


hes the human embodiment of a roly poly


I posted a selfie


alrighty I am fine, a bit lonely and miserable


U did not tag people


we all scatter to selfies


ussy walkin' round like not givin af


whats really important is that you liked mine TheRussianMafiaMan


I did


Was cute


thats me golden just double cheeked up on a Tuesday night


That gets a lot of attention


lmao


i have a few things to say


pleaee dont


please pretend I spelled please correctly


bai


Spritz?


good bye


come sit, Brady, you can let these boys yammer amongst themselves if you'd like


Woah woah


Spritzwho am I?


it's time for a massage from Daddy


golden marry me


sike I have commitment issues


eh, how about we get married and you're just allowed to do whatever you want?


sh1n u ok bud


Wheres CHEF


thats fair golden


in my dms beach SquidSquad


I think Im ok


look its my least favorite ice girl


Isnt that what a cuck will say


Basically be Melina trump?


Hello?


Yui kiss Garibald


Melina?


I keep seeing his smiley face in selfies but havent spoke to him


HI CHEF


isnt it not melina


Ivanka


hi sexy Chef


Ice Queen get back here you making me look bad in front of the squad


Thanks


!work


Dont worry rick u always look bad


You're worse than Jandro, there I said it Rickrick


Well either way they are vack


!pay BeaunusPoints 100


you already did that Rickrick


you see all this hate here ice


!balance


this is your fault


damn, nevermind


Edholm you look good as well


only halfway to rank 10


!workd


!eork


Oh SHID


!pay BeaunusPoints 25


Yay


Yui hug Compte


!weekly


So much anger tonight


Pls work


Bitches


pls work


I just sent 1000 fake viewers to that streamer


now that you're done with!work Mose, it's time for!pork


lmao


Yui kiss Raina


helll yeah


When fake people invade your stream


hey Chef you ever consider a devil's threesome?


Kick galore


Huh


run chef


Run Chef


Chef please


I'm pretty sure we can lift Petrine up off the ground using no hands


Huba as long as I don't get dicked


Chef is on board


it's a go


Caras as long as I don't get dicked


Chef


you guys are in luck


Essinger we comin to you or?


no lets go to Australia


this is rose's 2nd threesome so she pretty experienced


sounds good


I won't be here


Yui kiss Frederic


I don't want to testify if something goes wrong


can we swing by Ice Queen's spot so I can pay my respects to my queen first?


we dont talk about the first Rickrick MrShakes


obviously


yes yes you are both welcome


Reddy hi


hi abbs


yui hug Fowler


let's party!


Nepil


Abbs like ussy


good


lmao


how about fantastic


You all need Jesus


ok virgin


Abbs and ussy sitting on a tree


K


free hugs here


LyamFurious


I


S


literally


Ing


spam


also, Eraste do you have your passport?


Yui hug Hirasuna


Holds up free hugs sign


no but I better get on that eh


neither do I


fuck


chef you need to hug golden


yui hug Chef


Hug BeaunusPoints


Yui hug BeaunusPoints


yui hug TheRussianMafiaMan


Hugs


lovin' the love, y'all


love y'all


Yui kiss Tryck


ily goldy


what no kiss for golden Chef


stop its just hiv


yui kiss Packton


ya, HIV doesn't always turn into AIDS


idiot


pusst


pussy


what happened to yolo


Ludlew


Do u say H I V hiv


:3 Otha


Did we get to 80 kisses?


Yui kiss Karlene


plus I got snipped so I can literally blow a honey up like a water balloon and ain't no babies happenin'


Yui kiss gtingz


lmao


oh thank god


so we will know who the babys dad is


That's 80 now


oh yeah, fr


need some baby chefs runnin' around


little red head aussies


AH


Yay


chef how tall are u


I'd say I'll take the pretty end, but every end of Nessi is pretty


Same bro


Is it a triangle?


among other shapes


youre a triangle


Chef is probably taller than me


Yui kiss Omer


I'm 6'


Let's make it a square XD XD


chef what is your height sir


C I R C L E


wait


rhombus


See


Or taller


To crowded


I knew it


isn't there a band called Circle Takes the Square


have you asked Google?


I'm 6'1 or taller Edmondo


Can I climb you Chef?


carvedfromstone, talk to Chaps Weekend about grindcore


Yui kiss Casanova


Im only 511


hello giggles


Gigigigigiggles


I am short!


ayyy Misty


fancy seeing you here


Sup gig


so shhh


Oh?


I'm here bbyz


I ate two huge sandwiches


JANELLE


I am just wondering when the banging will start


Well more medium sized


USSY


Baugh


The foreplay been neet XD XD


Lmao why, being gross?


yep


very


Yui kiss Heydon


DISGUSTANG


Yuck


Hmm


lmao


GOLDEN LMFAO


guys look


yui ship


jealous of what


Servers only been up for. A few days


Yui hug Sallie


y'all need more boops and cookies and pets tho


yui boop Haleigh


I was thinking spanks


a very healthy 8316 ratio


Yui kiss Chef


ya minimum of 69 spanks


is required


Uhhh


SquidSquad IM RIGHT HERE


for a successful relationship


Anti pickle squid


I'm with ussy SquidSquad


Hey chef


I ain't cheating


As Gregory house said the best relationships are made atop lies


like I said, talk to chaps about it carvedfromstone


Anti Pickle Squid, name of our all female Ska band whos in?


he's the local authority on grindcore


SquidSquad sorry I don't cheat


A king


Best diagotisian of Princeton hospital


Okay Chef


Janelle you know I'm in but you've already made me ineligible


He didn't respond rreee


yui cookie Chef


Ill get you one day Chef


you wish pal


Your love WILL be mine


Nah


Esbenshade fight me


Ussy is mine


I'm actually fully invested in this arc now


SquidSquad


Thanks


I like all 3 of them


BeaunusPoints


They dont say it be like it is but it do


me at 3 am


Yui kiss Housen


yui pet Dumas


How is everyone


Let's make it a century!


Heartbroken giggles


The lip sync battle on drag race just made Jeff Goldblum cry Im here for this


Im fantastic Misty how are you?


,rank


I am new


Im good ussy


Misty I had a very bad, no good day


SquidSquad why


just good?


uh.. yeah I'm new too let's go with that


to be perfectly honest


Yui hug Donall


we need to make it great


I hated today, I really did


GOLDEN


I cant have Chef


WHY


Im half asleep lmao


I haven't hated a day in so very, very long


!pick 8434


GODDD


Cyrillus


Poor thing


it's been months since I hated a day


the roaches are mineee


I wasnt even close


I think it was christmas day that I last hated


because I was home alone


Howre you giggles


Golden why


Im alright squid just tired


She said she was good if you were paying attention SquidSquad


Sheeb hey babe


my kid was in costa rica, my ex had moved out 3 months prior with my dog


Im double checking my girl


Trix I'm getting there


ChromePython24 hey babe


Yui kiss Leff


and it was just such a soul crushing day


but today


hi chrome


today was almost that bad but for different reasons


please dont leave me for giggles


I cant afford to lose another to giggles


Anyways stay healthy folks


Never


Too crowded in here


Also I like chef


Who did you lose


take care LyamFurious


Yui kiss Jeni


Lets all share the love


Jumping to totor gang


Ussy is mine


sorry for the ramblin' yall, it's not worth bringin' y'all down


The ultimate betrayal when Chef leaves Ussy for Giggles


Chef no


I'll be fine and figure it out tomorrow


I always do


Oh wot m8


Im joking Chef


have a good night


Chef I like your red hair


Night


Biggest anime betrayel


BEAU


ChromePython24 ok


take care BeaunusPoints


Night big man


LOVE YOU


IM SORRY YOU HAD A BAD day


YOU ARE AMAZING


Yui kiss Corrinne


Yui hug BeaunusPoints


Chef you actin like a school shooter or looking like one


Chef you cant just kiss me while I am yelling


Hey Chef whats cookin good lookin?


And hello everyone who isnt chef


Jedididimus NO


She's mine bruh


Huh? Okay


Your point


Man yall just spreading love to get females attention smeh


Yui ship


Sorry came in hot there .


Im joking


Y not mine


Y never mine


Beitnes


Aww you two


Chef you ok


okay thats enough simping for tonight lads


Yeah


well guys Ima peace out


See ya


Bye rickstar


Deck lmao


rick o shay


Chef yours was simply the first name I saw nothing personal


look 2 people who farewell with love


yui hug Knobloch


yeah yeah Im watching you Jedididimus


Yui kiss Lamdin


Yep. I aint no stealer


ok shitstain Rickrick


Dont worry


PotatoPotahto and Helmer looking like a snack


Herbie that's not what you say in DMs


Oof


Those anime gifs are so creepy like 98 of the time


nah but night guys


Whats the other 2 look like Janelle


Especially the one Janelle


You know the one


Lmao


The 2 implies more..consent?


Krahmer


In anime kiss gifs one person is always SHOCKED


That aint right


In anime when some1 kisses they turn red as a tomota


A sign of aint right fam


lmao


And have nose bleeds


They sure do turn TOMOTA


Those gifs are just so porny


Then what's gentoi?


Tomota, tomota


And a few other things rhyming with corny


It's called Hentai and it's an art


same thing


Sassan I was gonna say that!


Gallagher you


Ussy: 3


great minds think alike


hi chefward


Hanford best one ever


Yeah. Or terrible minds think alike hha


Gallagherdude how did u make that nick of yours?


Hmmm


Nah we great


Nick?


Is it a way to stop getting robbed?


crack LyamFurious


!rob LyamFurious


fuck


How do I turn off the gifs


LyamFurious he smacked his head on his keyboard


,rank


GG chef


Thanks


!rob Gallagher


ChromePython24damn press f for the key board


Finally got a color


If Yui counted to ranks, Chef would be a senior by now


With the cool hair


See I am a good person I don't steel


yes the selfie king


Chef welcome to the party


Indeed


Thanks guys


Eyyy look at you, colour suits you chef


Proceeds to rob


I was having dinner once and I thought there was a dragon fly and nope


!rob someone


I updoot your photos cause cool hair


You still look like a school shooter tho Chef


U wot m8 ChromePython24


U fookin wot


The pfp looks like Adam driver


Also that


If you squint and handstand


And sneeze


At the same time


That's me in the profile pic Jedididimus


I know


Chef now that your colour upgraded.. maybe you can change who youre kissing


No


Ussy is mine


Ive only kissed me here, I think. I hope


ChromePython24 be nice pls


I don't cheat


Unless I got drunk sometime


How can I check?


Why cant Squid be yours instead


just kiss yourself again and see if its one or two


SquidSquad stop trying to steal my man


Im just screwing with you Chef


Ive never kissed anyone here with a gif


Are you upset Chef


Ill leave it


Yui kissshitdan


I let someone from here sleep in my pants though


I feel like thats more meaningful


Janelle hot... pants?


Damnnn


Janelle hmm... Coincidentally saying this after all the old messages were lost...


They were tight and red so


Just kiss your pillow


ChromePython24 no


I guess?


Yui kiss Jedididimus


Janelle sounds uncomfortable didnt think two people could fit in one pants


I have a picture of her in my pants I DONT NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU


How did I do this before


How does one kiss themselves on the lips?


no idea


Portals


yui kiss someone


6 !


I believe you, Janelle


Lmao


Or Cloning


Or Time Travel


Henloo


Herrooo


Or shadow clone jutsu uwu


Yes


I don't wanna mess with you boi Thorwald


What


Don't want death by pencil


LMAO


Kellsie good boy


Doggo


Must pat


Elita pls dont murder me


Chef


I'm the dog


My owner is the one who kills


Boiii


No


Baba yaga


Thats a no from me dawg


Boiiiu LyamFurious


Incoming!


johnwick hi


Jk


Luv you wick, keep slaying with your gonfu


I'll see you guys later


Gunfu


So many of y'all are from US


Chef why leave


USA Number 1


Btw you're from Africa?


I said I'd be back later ChromePython24


I'm african


Yes


I am


Most Africans are Egyptians here


Chef dont leave Adam Driver


Asian gang head up!


!pick 3369


I identify as an African Attack Helicopter


I'm Kenyan


Ahh nice


I like Kenyan people


I ship Reylo


Indian gang head up


Those Coffin Dancers are also Kenyan I think


Gallagher are you my friend from heathens?


MaFayce LMAO yesss


Dry Bones


Alexa play Astronomia


I'm out here headbanging to the OG UFC theme song and nuking Africa with my helicopter


Alexa play heathens


FACE THE PAIN


MaFayce dry bones


Gallagher which part of Africa r u from


India


Gallagher see I'm not the only one who made Twenty One Pilots reference on your username


alex play something


Since when did Africa have Internet?


Lmfao


ChromePython24 ooof


ChromePython24 to download water?


Oof sorry if edgy


Thats a legit question


Chrome do you think the entire continent of Africa is just like...four huts and 60 lions? Or what? Lmao


Hello


LMFAO


Im not lmao


Janelle no lmao


Janelle more tigers in US than in Africa. Just sayin..


South Africa has 4G internet connection bro


Just saying


Africa has tigers?


What


I bless the rains down in Africa


Where


Lions too probably


Actually dont do that, it leads to hurricanes


My Man Joe Exotic took care of it


FACE THE PAIN!


Nope not lions lmao


Africa obviously has the most lions


Good thing we don't have seasons


I would love to visit South Africa


Janelle yes no competition


So many


I wish to travel the world


But apparently no internet:/


OOOf


So am I using a pigeon Janelle


HOW DO YALL UPLOAD CUTE LION VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE?


Internet is Beemed down to the earth via satalites


Im so distressed about this


We use pigeons


Oh that makes sense


Just checked you're right Janelle


Florio can I visit Kenya and other African nations


They fly the camera to France where they upload the video with their internet


Got it


Guess I got to change that record and breed Lions Joe Exotic style


Rebane can I visit Kenya and other African nations


ChromePython24 yes u can... why are you asking me


Brah


Janelle


Janelle we upload it on Saudi Arabia


You do know that they are planing on beaming down Internet to the world right


Yeah I dont even think tigers are native to Africa at all ell


Gallagher bruh you sharing Doc Antle's son's Insta


Interracial sex is kinda hawt


LMAO


So the America tiger fact isnt super impressive


Lmao


India I believe


I'mma leave


Bye


American Tigers are chonkers


Why leave


Nooo


The most deadly is Bengal Tiger


Then Malaysian Tiger


Everyone is from Africa imo


Race is a social construct


ChromePython24 spoken like a true Darwinist


Hmmm dis seems like craker talk Im a bounce before I get shot


!pick 5744


Nice Ussy


I could be related to you all idk


Only 11 tho


Lil


Thanks Ell


I know how sad


Johen youll always be my number one


Y'all lucky Heathen stopped trying for these beggar pennies


Gallagher double or nothing beech


McNally love you


People


I woulda smoked you all if I tried


Racism shouldn't exist


My BACK HURTS UGH


True


Get that sweet Mod Role


We're all red in the inside


Share kindness and happiness


You know Janelle I was thinking


When you get your breast reduction surgery, put them in something and mail them to me


We all have blood in our veins


I could use it, thanks


Breaths in our lungs


ChromePython24 some use oil


Thoughts in our minds


Thots


Lmao


Janelle same, but different reasons, I laid down for 20 mins with some books under by back. It's almost gone now


You all are alive


Yed


Talking to me


Ussy I will stuff them into a mason jar and fed ex them


Talking to the world


Preach brother ChromePython24


Eliot dont lie upon books


I shouldnt have to tell you that


Thank god


My tits stuck in 5th grade


Don't worry


Or spend S5000


U can be a man


Which is what Im doing


We don't have tiddies


Thanks bud Coates


xd I joined the chat and Parsifal message is what I read first


and I wsa like huh


Im so sorry


LMAO


Don't be sorry it's hilarious xD


It helps with the test next morning if you sleep with notes under your pillow


I never know if Im bored or exhausted or hungry


do people still pull of that trick?


Storz is your heart pure ussy?


MaFayce they'll diffuse into ur brain


Yep life is always unfair


Please dont make me answer that in front of all of these people


Sinnard exactly


Mr worldwide


Lau I will always love you


Love your neighbor as yourself


Pitbull


Philander you planning something for this Friday?


Stuff is opening


Whats the Friday


Ohhh


Hell nah


Ilyssa what do you believe in


in myself


Im staying home until my job makes me come back


25 restaurant capacity


I assume shes not gonna he running to the beach


Or Applebees


My favorite Pizza place is having a reopening event


Best I can do is chilis Janelle


I just wish lockdown could be over soon here in NL


Bonilla be careful to not eat tainted food


tainted


Ill only know if its tainted if I eat it


I feel god in this Chilis tonight


Maidel I would love to feed you


Ok Pam


YES


That comment scares me


I would love to feed you


Also thanks Chrome


Lmao


Buy a girl food


We xeroxed her drivers license and she is no longer welcome at this restaurant chain. Ever.


They like that


Witch had a personal Yui Feed commans


I'm jealous


Oh, I do know they like that;p


Janelle ooof


!pick


Jonah have you been inside of whales lately


!pick 5412


Damn


You guys slow


Go to slowchat


MaFayce You wanna see me try mf?


Heathen be going all Arthur rn


Deputy used to have a bot setup here just to collect all these filthy roaches


Jonah


Gallagher did he?


I don't think he did


Jonah and the whale


Idk who Deputy is but he sounds hot


Gerdi yeah and I still got it the second time


Cath Nooo. Pls don't fall


Jo Ann he really is not. Trust me


Hey


Deputy is a 21F from California


Okay


She sounds hot


LMFAO


For some reason she really wanted my selfies


Gallagher well I kinda wanna know what you look like now


Wouldnt mind cuddling with Neiman


Im curious now as well


Im built like slender man ChromePython24


HEATHEN


that's Sha!


Seltzer would let you listen to my beating heart


You used to be able to buy them way back


holds ussy in arms


I think youd have to come inherit one now,


if heathen posts a selfie DM it to me


Just scroll up a bit to see my selfie


Taub comment or nah


I think I do know what Heathen looks like


Sorry Im shopping online


Here is my comment


xxpssyslayerxx looks like what i thought heathen would look like


Who tf is heathen


No idea xxpssyslayerxx


Is this Heathen?


pssy out of slow chat: where am i?


Heathen you must look like an absolute disappointment


Im so lost why isnt there a timer


Does this mean I can spam


shh you're already talking too much


go back to the cage


Elliot stop


The... h3L5


Is going on


!pcik 5769


Yui kiss Adria


One letter away from being my soulmate


!pick 5769


we can still be soulmates xxpssyslayerxx


this is main chat, we dont do that stuff here xxpssyslayerxx


hmm will you tell me youre proud of me


Ruddie


im interrogating my would be soulmate one sec


Jokes


Yeah that Incestuous cringe got him banned in the first place


Chrome I think you may be laying it on a bit thick at this point lmao


also elliot: accepts the first yui ship he sees


Yeah were meant to be soulmates right when I needed her she left me like the rest


HEY


Janelle ok


HW


IM PROUD OF YOU xxpssyslayerxx


HHH


alright im out, im uncomfortable being in main this long


Hmm she passed step 1


bye I hope you enjoyed ur stay


slowchat


Janelle I like Aile tho


bold of u to assume I am a she


Will you lead me on for months and then absolutely crush my heart


You passed step two too


Dark


yes I can do that my love


hehe two too


what else


hmm maybe we were meant to be soulmates


Im sayin


guess well never know back to slow I go


Not my fault Peyton is a diamond


time to take more Benadryl


thats your job


omg I got it lets skip all the steps


why are u doing this then xxpssyslayerxx


I like pythons


actually Ive decided I like women


Ussy will you break my heart pls


I like your pic


Cleo Ill still love you


oh my god its my chance


Whats a cooter?


But lesbians are awesome


AH


love of my life


Pls snipe


OK BICH TF


But my cooter is so fat, plz give me chance


Jedididimus a vagine


GORILLA GRIP


now my coochie is on display everywhere


Oh. Those things


WAIT WHERE IS THE STAR


Theyre everywhere


Hi abbey


This escalated quickly


Hey drowning


hi xxpssyslayerxx whatsup


pls snipe


wtf?


oof


I was tellin my soulmate bout my coochie dont judge me


anyone else ever pretended to be a lesbian to let a guy off easy?


yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


Thank you vm


absolutely Janelle


drowning he is a dude


Janelle my wife did that.. but after she cheated


Knew it


cant relate Im a dude


And no one believed her


im a guy


wife


should i change my name?


Ive pretended to date my homies cause they were getting hit on


Wow


xxpssyslayerxx thats hella nice


No one wants to date me


anything for the homegirls ykwim


Yeah you should unless you want people to keep thinking youre a girl


Sad boi hours


I can't relate to any of these things because I hustle differently


same


ChromePython24 you do come on strong though


what should i change my name to?


Jedididimus its just banter


Righhht


vote


Jedididimus well you dont know me so


Nah I believe ya ChromePython24


Omg wait no I know


Who would actually flirt on a chat room?


vote guys


In a chat room?


XxHarambeDeservedBetterxX


i would but i would get blocked


Around a chat room?


!pick 5627


Ugh


damn that was fast


I would go out but since Im limited at that I cant


!pay Kimberli 50


Ayyy


Telling a girl you want to listen to her heart beat in her chest isnt the MOST light banter Ive ever heard


ugh ussy was meant to be my soulmate they even ignoring me


ChromePython24 were all in the same boat, but we cant see each other. Voodoo


It's kinda scary Janelle xd


ok I hide in slow now


yall hear something?


or harambe


SlowMain


Janelle hospital vibes


Barbra yeah


UGH USSY STOP I can onlylove so hard


bruh


pssy about to release da load


Janelle I was referring to mine but ok


I swear I just heard something


cheers bich I lob u


me too


thanks for the banter


everyone, open up your umbrellas and press F


Still, buddy. A bit too strong.


we dont open up umbrellas inside here


why/


Whos a bit too strong hol up


pls snipe


I am I mean my musk


In America umbrellas are notoriously filled with bees so we only open them outside


Muscles


what?


expose me ig


Chrome please calm down it was just a suggestion, no need to get mad


Janelle nice one


harder xxpssyslayerxx


sounds like a portable honey harvest


i


Has to be my soulmate


Telling a girl you want her to listen to your heart beat in your chest is just as unsettling.


WHAT IS THAT


MONK


lmao


I dont want someone listening to my heart, coz it would speed up.


Janelle well excuse me for being single


Or it would be so dead they would know I didnt care...


You can be single and RELAX dude


yeah


Um ussy


yui hug xxpssyslayerxx


Do you think you could maybe


be single, snort the protein, lift weights, and scream lightweight, baby


scream i want to scream


absolutely destroy my opinion on love


ahhh


someone pls bring in some ventilators


Yui kiss Jedididimus


Yay I guess I have the demons in my head to love now


AH I FEEL BAD


bangs head against wall


Um n e ways


pls snipe


felt that


Release the dump and forrest gump


People just dont know what love is. Tsk tsk


rip


I believe Ive finally found it


love ion kno her


Yui hugshitdan


Cant drown my demons cause they know how to swim


dan


yui hug Jedididimus


Okay also same xxl


xxpssyslayerxx whoops


I got ussy's back, don't @ me


Anyway hope you feel better, gonna move along


Wym U JUS DEMOLISHED ME


Janelle well you dont know me so I have that going for me


USSY DIDNT EVEN SAY NUFFIN


Janelle dont make this an issue


let's all drink sprite and be chill


sprite up


Im off sugar


Cant we all just get a long stick and fight each other?


Eldorado i go make choccy chip cookies u want one


Jedididimus true


PLEASE


chrome, you take things a bit too seriously, just blow off some steam


GZ JANELLE


Im also like 4 days carb free


This May 6th, 6 months clean


Trynna get vascular af YARNAMEAN


My names Jed, and Uh, Im addicted to cookiesz


Monk well conversations arent something that I excel at


My name's Monk, and I am addicted to nuclear warheads


Ok good cause I love makin cookies but ion eat em


so yall want some


ussy gets first pic tho


if someone has random stocks of uranium, please courier it to me


Lease jeevuz


And Ill make janelle some fkn sammich


will give you a share of North Korea


Praise


!pick 3436


Gonna say it louder for the people in the back


I only do anal bc bible


I love Jesus


I do not excel at conversation because its something Im not good at


This escalated quickly


and then wash my butt off with some mountain dew


Lemme do what I want, Janelle.


Kim kardashian be like bible”


im fkn scared mom pick me up


cant relate Im a Virgo


WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY


OH MY


Im not acc a Virgo


Why are we yelling


dont get exited


both my sun and moon signs are a libra


I got u


pls snipe


Yall ready to see how to slide into dms


Janelle your not my dad


Dm stands for dont move. Hope they dont see you.


such hostility, much wow


im acc a Sagittarius but my suns in Aries right now


The abyss apparently


I was just hoping someone shared a birthday with me


oof nvm I misread situation


Hi friends


I can share a Wedding anniversary with you


when is it Chasse


Im an Aquarius


Today Im going to show how to fix a computer


Janelle no please god dont let me believe I have a chance


Youre too hot


janelle smoother than peanut butter


Facts


Stop trying to be crab, I miss crab comRADE69420


hi sei


But also chunky, like chunky peanut butter


The files are IN the computer?


me to me to


I'm an Aquador.


Im a squirtle


Who cares chunky peanut butter is way better anyways


pls snipe


Ussy dont tell these people about the honeymoon thats private


ussy u bich


my birthday is 11 october


I'm literally a ghost toaster.


im goin back to slow


Oh I think that Ive found myself a charmander


youve said that 3 times


not AGAIN


I wonder whos smoother Janell or shitdan


Someone needs to ask if Jonah has been inside whales lately


Depends where comRADE69420


Smoothest is Glass obvs


3rd time you used that joke ChromePython24


shitdan n


absolutely not Janelle


nice name


ligma


Jonah you didnt answer the first time


I feel awkward when ppl simp


I'm in lockdown


so impossibru


Elsinore I see this as an absolute win


whats simp?


simp?


Lmao yeah its out of your comfort zone


its like


Pirri u probably feel awkward every time u come here then


Jonah well I like your name its biblical


thank you monk, thank you


not true, most of my day time ppl make fun of me not stop


But I'm not religious : ChromePython24


Yeah but you were thinking it


To get ur attention


Like I know it, I attended a christian elementary school


Hmmm


but ye


Jonah more power to you


Janelle nah. . But she is pretty


Usssys the only one I let simp 4 me


Blumine Simp Super Intelligent Male Portal


And golden


Good ole Golden


Jonah you dont believe in Jesus Christ as our father in heaven and savior


Hes crazy


I love it


Batshit


ye, golden is damn crazy


ChromePython24 Let's not discuss religion here buddy, it's one of the topics that divides people the most


Batshitman


I simp for all women and jack and golden and the mods and some times icy


Baitman


If joker and Batman had a child


But you can message me in other chatrooms about it


I simp for everyone


In my head


Jonah right lmao


Jedididimus the batman who laughs, actually.


Awww


We were supposed to see Book of Mormon in April


But the rona has other plans


Ill dm my patrion


Everyone using simp nowadays thef


xd


I WAS JIPPED


!pick 8961


OR GIPPED


Janelle sorry


ooof


Why are the roaches so low


Maybe some day


Isnt it usually higher


!balance


golden has everything he needs except for making and enjoying the company of new friends


Guys can everyone donate me a 1000 Roches


Papa roach is pretty high


Flex some more Janelle


All is right in the world.


!pay JoshCarter4 1


JoshCarter4 no its not


Okay Im a 36DDD WHATS UP


I have some decent roles. I need to fill my entire sheet up with roles


No need to thank me


Jedididimus good for you


!pay Satan 1


Life is good


wow. If only I was built like a woman and not plank for Ed Edd and eddy


Darn, that didn't work.


Planks can be useful


ed edd and eddy was a wonderful show


im built like a bag of milk


Okay but Plank was low key the best character


wait no


im built like a cup of coffee


nvm


I did a 3min plank and nearly died


Coffee youre built like a goddess


Louella you are too


3 minutes?


The longest Ive ever done one is 1


Im 1/3 the Man U are


Does not feel good Jed


powerful girls, the jetsons, the flintstones, courage the cowardly dog, duck tales, the looney tunes, samurai jack, Dexter's lab, johnny bravo, pokemon was my childhood TV


Jedididimus good for you


ChromePython24 it is... yes. Sorry just thinkin out loud. Havent been the happiest chap over the last year, so Im proud to be in the zone bro


3months from nw Im gonna be ripped like jack so ladies y dont yall try and get me nw before its to late


Makes sense Jedididimus


Fregger dont worry. My female housemate has slept with more women than me


wow


I want to be her when I grow up


jack. hi bb happy ramadan


r/kamikazebywords


Kinky


no you dont. She is cool though


Jedididimus my life hasnt been all that great but Im still managing


dont summon the monster please


@ jack


Jack is the real deal


jack is scary


jack. come out of your nesting ground


scary?


I feel for the healthcare workers tho


,rank Monk


high


so high


Aluino have you heard jack sing?


Granted... my housemate was a second worker


no and I dont want to


Jack only bullys females for attention


Can jack sing?


he sings like an angel


His like a kid who has a crush


Really Fubz?


Heard that an NY doc had to leave earth because the pressure was too great


His so cute


yes


jack said I looked 12


Granted Megan said the same so whatever


fml


Hmmm its kinda true


yeah, you certainly look younger than you are


Fubz I want to sing with him.


She's not 15...?


TIL


Ill be 21 in September


I think you look 50, so


Ur 20


Jedididimus i don't know what singer he is but he's more towards soprano


I am just a month younger than Englebert


So healthcare workers def need more support and love during these trying times


kids play fOrTnITe plz


My birthday is coming up soon


Adults drink whisky and grunt at things occasionally pls


i vote for tax breaks for healthcare workers


I have never celebrated my birthday tho


Happy early birthday Janelle


Ty ty


Im older than ussy


happy birthday Janelle


I want to make a video Ive been meaning to make before then


Alfy


yes? what do u mean comRADE69420


Its a goal to get it shot and edited before that


Imagine celebrating your own birthday


Im old enough to be nothing to O'Gowan but an old man


Good luck Janelle.


Thats old


Written by lonely kids gang


I believe in you.


Well Im 26


U look older and younger at the same time


ow?


Isupahfly that's a lethal blow


It feels odd being one of the older ones here.


Its a compliment


Im 20


sike nibba


I think


Ima murder kids in counter strike


Wish me luck


xoxo


inshallah Isupahfly


Isupahfly gtfo


go get em tiger


How old are you JoshCarter4


so we are the same age, why are you shocked comRADE69420


is that why people bully me


Older than you, Chrome.


May ishbala be with you


they think Im like 3


Ok cool


Lmao Blumine got rekt


sike...nibba murder kids


Its just u have more female friends


i'm not the oldest but im up there


Fubz, you're like 25 right?


I have witnessed next level bullying in school tho


94 represent


no josh much older


U wont get it


Fubz 30


The youngest Ive gone is 18 . I didnt know. But then I knowingly went there again many times


Im a monster


ChromePython24 8


Yeah Im not about to date girls that are younger than me


Aren't you older than Glass then, Fubz


Who said anything about dating?


Fubz your almost 40


Tho I have beaten the living soul out of each and every bully in school before I graduated


Bullies and people who stand by and let it happen are COWARDS


Janelle Sorry cannot hear u over the sound of this kids tears


yeah


I like boys younger than me


Who tf is older than you on here?


I thought all the older ones were still on IRC.


Fubz why are you on discord then


Dont you have a wife and kids


I think sleep shall come soon


ninight Janelle


I second that


Sooon


Janelle That sounds dark


ChromePython24 because i have no life


Its just the shall”


Yall seen Adam sandlers movie thats my boy


I hope sleep comes soon so that I can devour cheetos at the brink of day


Cause it sounds like part of an evil prophecy


Isupahfly cohan


zohan


It took me 3 minutes to find a match


Mohan


I had jalepeNo cheetos today


Isupahfly you have ambition


Isupahfly cuz ur a silver fuckboi


And a steak


Lower rank lower que times


did you put the cheetos on the steak?


Who is married on here anyway


Isupahfly i am silver and i dont agree with that


Technically me


For a short time


Noob I was lem


I have quit like 9 times


lmao


I'm now mg2


So yeah...


Me too


I lost my ban on monday


Pretty sure the oldest is the old guy that is on here forget his name


And I had like 800 ping on a dust 2 game yesterday


I went 824 and we tied the game


lmaooo


Good morning whores


Downloading a 50G game here is like a hereculean feat


Good morning


So many old ones


Good news everyone. The girl I mentioned is now 19, and shes sending me photos to draw


Also professor Garnsworthy for the win


Isupahfly you to ur teammate: I cAn LeAVe iF YoU WaNt


Farnsworth


Jedididimus how old are you


Jedididimus hes 80


I fee judgement coming


Oh god


Jed draw my knee


Thats not old


an 80 yo milf


Please


I need this


I wish I was born in the 80s tho


Janelle just faces for people on here


Blumine I asked to be kicked like 5 times


Dope cars and songs


They refused to


Dont wanna be accused of being lewd


Hey that rhymed


Jedididimus comrade cannot judge you


Okay but my knee kind of looks like Danny DeVitos face


Oh really?


If you squish it


Well then... still nah


No:/


But Ill be happy to take a look


I was lying for attention


Yeah


Was it worth it?


It was exhilarating


see shitdan


Being in a hot tub is exhilarating


Hey girl can I see em kneees


Also relaxing on the beach


I have something to draw now! Yayyy


Art and whisky tome


Unfortunately summer gonna be boring af


Time


What are your thoughts on fake insta posts and selfies


;p;


Nice room Janelle


oh i see it


Ty


Many Jurassic Park posters live here


it's a trashknee


ChromePython24 they either dont phase me at all or I chuckle


fake selfies are an art in themselves, kinda like mumble rap


Lmao


What is even a fake selfie?


doctored


Like a selfie with a filter?


Catfish?


yeh


filters, photoshop


Cat fishlips


More like you are at a place but your not really there


That sounds like fkn magic


ahh location fakes


still an art too


I have a few movie posters and some nasa posters about the moon


What a YEAR


LRO


For space travelll


The only filter Ive ever used for a post is the one that turns you into an ostrich


Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter


Is that a fake selfie?


I am not actually an ostrich


No its just like a mask


But digital


I dont think you understand, I am a human not an ostrich


Okay


Definitely need more posters In my room


hello cuteness


like the manager on zoom as a potatoe


Im a fraud


Panda Im sorry for misleading you I am not actually an ostrich


Please dont be upset


Unff Janelle is a babe.


Wait.


Volrac break mah heart this way


Oh god another one


You're not actually an ostrich?!


WOW.


WOOOW


This is my emote


Im so srry for toying with your heart


kbai i need some time for mysel now


I have my own emote


I understand


Dont break my heart, my achey breaky hearttt


Eye roll


Plz give me another chance


Snake sushi roll


Ill ACT like an ostrich


Egg roll


Ill run at 35 miles per hour and peck you


This is for Jedididimus


!work


!weekly


Hmmm...


I'll accept the pecking.


The air is dry


They gave us all 5,000 after the server got Nuked


!balance


Eh


ok i see


Yikes


!Balance


Damn


I'm gonna save it and buy this server


im a hacker and i prevent that


And ban tortl


Damn my back is really really hurting


let me fix that


Like hot pain radiating up and down the whole spine


Changing positions helps for like ten seconds


Do you mean a vibrator?


Cause tried it


Ahh. The real doctor is in the d


could be a pinched sciatica jan


Its not in there area


Its the whole spine


!work


Janelle Sudden onset of pain, or gradual? Any tingling or numbness?


pain travels, if you can find where it hurts the worst, thats the issue


Cant sit up straight for very long


Is it a pinched disk or nerve


ohhh


My sister also has back problems


I hoped a new mattress would help and it has a little


I dont like the spine


you have to work your abs to compensate


Its just bad tonight


Well my abs are fine but my back isnt strong so there stems the imbalance


it still sounds like you need massage therapy


See a doctor


Or a physical therapist


Im getting a boob reduction in September though so fingers crossed that helps


I have seen both a doctor and a physical therapist, thank you


it will help jan


I hope it does help


Yeah insurance doesnt cover the massage unfortunately


Thank you


yeh back pain is the worst


Being in chronic pain is not good


My sister has the same issues


Back pain


Sorry Janelle


Im losing weight too, thatll help


Ill be okay just venting


no tomatoes for you


Sorry ChromePython24


Its ok


Yeah chronic pain is garbage


Doing well now by managing it


I am vitamin d deficient


Janelle PUT SOME VIBRATOR


Low vitamin d


and itll be fine


fine fine fine fine


So when I go to grocery this weekend Ill buy strongest vitamin d


I dont go outside much


Well goodnight folks, I think laying on my side and not being on my phone will help my back


Goodbye forever


See u on the flip side sugatits


Corona virus


Shit is real


soon to be sugar reduced


Stay safe out there


Howdy?


Later bros


Goodnight Janelle hope it feels better in the morning


Things will always be better in the morning


everybody cares about GIRLS!none care about me


!pick 6685


Live with positivity


Hola amigos how's everyone doing?


Any1 want hugs?


I want to watch you hug yourself


That was so Normal what I just said


Yui hug LyamFurious


Nice


Done


Feels good hey?


Totally


Luv yourself!


only my father can


and he's not really showing up ya know


NukeHumanityAlreadyPlz u believe in jesus?


nah man im an atheist


NukeHumanityAlreadyPlz what about ur pfp


jesus is a meme


he's god and i'm his son


you got it wrong


NukeHumanityAlreadyPlz nice joke there


thanks SCV 781


and it's getting dead


anyone loves guitar


rock?


metal?


yeah i love it but i can't play any instrument


1980's metal is sugoiii


Cool


Nice?


like billie eillish


Nah.


Listen to Billie Marten


too many mumble rapper


I am the singer Billie eyelash


british chick


xDD


I just listen to Monstercat


insert sounds you make while exposed to cold water


i listen to dubstep


and yeah dubstep is still a thing


4 me


where are you from Asia?


yeah


i meant where specifically


dude is skrillex death?


from india


in a small state called Mizoram


thank you


Blumine is that state near the coast or is it inland


i live in Israel xD


SCV 781 inland


SoCal for me


NukeHumanityAlreadyPlz israel...nice


not really. a lot of politics round the corner


thinking of studying/living abroad in the near future


i'd be so stressed if i lived in israel


yeah i can confirm that im stressed by just casually living there


I'd be so stressed if I lived...anywhere, I am perpetually stressed


especially that i come from palestinian origins


it's not that dave


you'd be more stressed then


it's just stability and the unknown


i'm in australia and covid isn't bad here but still it all stressed me the fk out


you aint afraid of getting bit by a snake or something xD


nah


just gotta be smart about it


!pick 4262


Who is it?


wait lemme send a link to his channel


and what do you like about him?


this is the guy


idk im introverted so the notion of going to somewhere so isolated is one of my dreams


i get you


also he has a clear accent


i find i'm good when i can spend some time with an accent


i've built up a resume


like if my parents are talking to an overseas call centre they need me to translate for them lul


That's hard to pick one imo


!pick 3298


Hmm never heard of N. england


Sounds like a drunk Aussie


Or vise versa idk


I guess I have a thing for German or French accents


sexiest accent is tough NukeHumanityAlreadyPlz because i've heard spefific sexy accents from many countrys


I'm so used to those because I play v.gamea on European servers xS


xD


It doesn't matter when you're sexy yourself


i love when you get so used to an accent, you don't think of them as an accent it's just them


I've never thought about that


Guess it's true


i dated a german girl for a month and a hungarian for 4 years


and various work collegues


Yess I get that feeling also for the accent thing.


, you've been on dates? Fubz


I feel sorry for them tbh


Ouch


Ice Queen they weren't as good as you my queen


oof


!pick 8757


What do I even do with these roaches


give them to me


Sure how.


use!pay


Here or is there a bot command chat


here is fine


just dont spam


I forget how it's!pay rumour 18 ?


!pay Kirby 1


like this


!pay rumourscape 19


Yoon. Awesome. 19 roaches richer


!balance


i sell them to my chinese friends


where u frum mate Kirby


Im from the PH


You?


hmm nice


india


on a scale from 0 to 14, how much PH?


based


How to get em chicks man Fubz


lmao


what i do is pray to rnjesus


buy some birds


These burbs ain't loyal


yeah


hey guys


sup


I have birds but no chciks you see


i wanna go bird watching so bad rn


!pick 6534


polethehole these Birbs ain't real


U can buy 2 gallons of egg whites 1000 ml


hello pole havent seen u in forever polethehole


For 10 euro


I'm about to bust a nut


i do it for free


Right at your doorstep, imagine how pissy it would be if I didn't use them


And they just rot


!pick 6115


hi


!weekly


!rob Volrac


sike


!rob Blumine


wheres moto moto


Ciao


thanks for robbing me and taxing the government


!robVolrac


almost!


donkyhot ligme


Esketit


Aww too bad!


Volrac kiss me


wut


you sexy


afk.


yes ikr


!work


nice


!rob Volrac


jk


You guys really dont get this game


im going to the casino and try my luck lel


deletedchannel


oof i fell asleep again


ava.exe suddenly crashed


Snake Monster liaxrs


yes


Morning all or evening.


jack. hi bb happy ramadan


oh yes jack. have a safe and a healthy ramadan


thanks


Hope youre having a good Ramadan so far bruv


ackk


Coffee sleeeppp


its going good


im about to


how ya been bro


sleep coffee


i can sing a lullaby


im about tooo


yes please:


okay but seriously


goodnight everyone


goodnight coffee


gnight


i have a nice role yeah


wtf i just purchase clown


and it didnt appear


coffee shoulda taken jack up on that


got to pc and demolished 2 cinnamon rolls


i am not ashamed


waddup folks


meow meow nibbas


Hi ppl


beanscalledCaelum don't take anyshit from scottish wolf, go hard he can handle it


!pick 1332


hi


anyone here?


!work


I love roaches


just did a bunch of cleaning


feel really good about it


u finally took a shower?


what oo?


i always take showers


im not you


even when im depressed i still shower oo


eesh have a shower


i might cry in the shower


but thats another story


i just love the water running down me


awwz


hello


welcome back


i thought you left oo


i dont shower, i just cry


wow ok panda thats a lot of salty water


why though


u dont like salty?


im glad youre back


Volrac i am salty


but i prefer soapy for a shower


pH?


approx


good score


nah ig closer to 89


hmm?


89 1


smh ok


1 is a legit pH btw


yes but it cn desolve lemons


hrhrhhrr and pandas too


yes thank you


if you ever want to murder someone and leave no trace: pH 1


nah you'd get a trace


worse


actually


it is inaccurate to use pH at that situation


its that powerful


exppH?


memesandtiktok or shitposting please


Volrac yosh


for every epsilon 0 there exists a pH such that exppH epsilon


bita log10H


Volrac makes sense


but theres a bottom line dear


bita?


bit of


oh


oops


unlike E


hrhrhr i got epsilon


I'm a mathematician, i dont like lower bounds


ok wait lemme rephrase that


I'm a nonanalytic mathematician, i dont like lower bounds


!pick 5344


im a chemist


i know my bounds


Ciao


hwo are u


Okie


Hbu hows quarantine life


not good


Oof


its just making my situation worse


Oop like how, do you work?


no


i was supposed to go to us for undergrad in aug


but i messed up my sat


got 900 out of 1600


when i could have easily gotten 1400


she left and everything just broke down for me


I dont know what your taking about but it sounds rough


yeah nvm what are u doing


Nothing, just tryna deal with my brother because hes refusing to do his school work


Hes five


oh school work is imp


i failed in high school btw


make it exciting and fun


I dont even know if Ive failed school yet cuz I dont get my results till august:


i failed twice in high school


They cancelled the exams so Im not even taking them


They are predicting what they think we should get


oh


they are prediciting thats not good


It kinda works in my favour because I never study for anything and my last exam results were ok


Except I got and E in psychology


Oh right ok


yeah im back


an e:O?


beans!


psychology is my fav i like reading bout it


i wanna go back to college and become a counselor


Sooo, we have 2 mnfh discords?


its kinda something im passionate about oo


no?


R u Good now?


yeah i think


Coolio


although i might type weird


The other one isnt linked to the MC server. Huh


Thats fine


this one is ofcial


i think


!pick 5555


!pick 5655


And yeah psychologys cool and all but there are way to many studies to learn


fukc


blows on fingers


!pick whats this Haley?


fastest fingers in the west


blods on gum


fuck i cany typr rn


ohh i already have a mechanical engineering degree


blows on gun


im used to studying xd


its just not something i wanna do tbh


Good morning everyone hope you all have a great day


good morning bagels


Jedi Patel cockroaches bro currency for the servre


Good morning, but where I am its 2pm


!pick 50


no dude


Welp


Lit


Its 6am for me


when it comes then u type it


drowning


take some


!pay Jedi Patel 50


fuck


Lmao


!bonus


!rob Bagels


This rich kid


! Claim bagel


Jedi Patel rob him


More like half broke because I got all my credit cards to 0 finally


type!rob then his username


Nice


Steal Sesame Bagel


I dont have a job so


someoner rob this guy


Income 0


bake the beans


I do and my boss owes me about S600 rn cause he never put my raise through 2 months ago


Gm sunshines


gm ErBear


Just watched the babadoook


And doesnt always pay overtime so I have to double track my hours because he moves around hours to avoid OT


Anyone seen it?


the what?


Jedididimus


badbadabook?


Nope


Hows it goin?


Babadook


Good


A horror film


Fuckin weird


let me look it up


Kinda scary


No badabook like badabing badabook


Great actin. Strange editing. Recommended by me, Shitdan


bad da bing ba da bang?


yo Jedididimus u seen pet semetary?


BA da boom


yeah a lot thats scary


Apparently its scary but I havent seen it


yyeah


Ya know the insidious films are pretty good if anyones watched them


yeah i know


Been watching the midnight gospel on Netflix. Its weird but also a cool concept. Its like Rick and Morty meets adventure time meets podcasting


We love that


sheldon is a better expression of autism than the rainman


Morning folks


good morning mete


yes to that a hundred times tbh


Also why is there a picture of the French Revolution for server icon


Anywho viva la France FR


And viva la revolution!


im used to getting talked over so much irl and in voice chats so i just let them finish whatever they want to say then ill speak at this point


Morning guys, is there a way to hide my roles?


good morning


Ah, okay:/


why do you want to hide your roles oo?


Im a bit of a privacy fanatic, ...


I dont even got roles


Yeah, but you need them to access all the other channel I believe?


but like..theres literally over 10 million people that match description?


like me


are you on a wanted list or something?


, yeah, sure.


All the watchlists.


should i be concerned about you


Yooo


you know what they say


How many countries are you banned from?


ErBear interesting mix!


Hru all the lovely people?


tbh people that are overly private are probably hiding something


Dont we all have something to hide?


oof


i dont but ive also been doxxed


In the criminal sense?


my stuff is out there for everyone xd


Not particularly, Beans.


Everyone has their shadows.


Then I yes


I have mine, no doubt.


its kinda liberating after you have that experience ripped out of you


but its a horrible experience ngl


Id rather not find out, if Im honest.


Quite happy being off the radar , but thats just me.


what doesnt kill you makes you stronger


till it does


ya thats true it almost killed me


Mhm?


its a song bro


social media isn't your diary


Only have reddit, if you consider it social media in that respect.


i mean if you wanted to be more private


use 4chan


become an anon


I want to start 4chan


So confusing


I wish someone will teach me


Some of the places are OK, but a majority of it is real sketch,


Im not surprised they had all the hosting issues a year back or so.


All their CDN's basically dropped them.


Thats y I want to use it


whats that one thingy


A girl sent me this just now


men going their own way


ya youll get slapped dan xd


jking not slapped


but it wont work oo


That seems just like u


huh?


Hey guys, I'll miss you, you guys rocked my socks


U will probably make a pun about it


coffeee D:


where are you going


Dan


Shitdan


Its like shitdan not u


Outerspace.png yeahh where are u gpoing


Hey


Im listening to the conversation through the wall


So funny


how incel but ok


Well walls are thin


Cant not listen Le sigh


You need to scribble over that name with something less transparent mate.


Name is visible.


Ah


Deleted


Ta,


And thanks Birdy


No problem mate.


DJs though.


I love it


I also technically push buttons


i push buttons too


Watch extraction on Netflix its good


thx for the tip. i wouldn't have given it a look otherwise


howdy


Okay


COD anyone?


omw beep


Am I beautiful mommy


thanks


waittt volrac oo


whats your sexuality


pandasexual


ohhh


but i can also be straight


so you like bears


Thats called cuck


bear panda?


yes xd


mrazzle I'm still downloading the update atm


They are the alpha cuck


but panda's are different


!pick 3182


thanks for the backup, i almost got tangled up in my own extinction


im more confused now then when i asked tbh


np, I can prescribe you some drugs for that: viagra and ecstasy


His saying his a cuck


I think


Haley this is good, please give me all your complaints, let it all out!


cFire but i should poisson an other panda with this right?


Or both me and the other panda?


can i get some drugs too


oof


U see why i go extinct now?


Anyway sure get some viagra


yeet


ill take it then


haley is not the girl you need to try that hard for content chat


Panda sex is it hot


Thedarklordlilith are you sure? You need blood thinners


i mean baby making doesn't have to be consensual but it would make it easier


my blood is thin as is


what oo


neither is big dicc


content chat?


im confused


what about me?


Fubz i like to play it the hard way


i wasnt paying attention


Morning


as in a good conversation


Haley what is ur confusion exactly? Can u give it a color?


morning jack


ultra or just violet?


just light violet


pastel


tbh


just be fkn normal with this one ffs


ur making this even harder for me now


AFTERNOON JACK


ooh


im getting more confused tbh


this?


lmfao


what?


okay i guess not


!buy nav fan club


i hve no clue whats going on atm xx


!shop


i never know what's going on


What makes you think something is going on?


im sorry:S


Something goes on? Woah


Wow


people are wildin haley


Haley I'm trying to figure out where you got stuck. Please let me dig


Whats going on


Nice pfp cf


nothing


Pls brazzers Squished Squash


v nice


That really u cf?


yup


cross fire!


hi fubz


Or both me and the other panda?


Volrac do you even have an other panda...


i mean everyones a little bit bi xd


I believe you. You're not Joe Biden


I thought it was death note


Haley no they are not


TalkingBlueCactus Even if i had one, then still I would be more succesful at extinction


My god


Self burns


Those are rare


Im joe Biden hey kids u want to play with my leg hair


I am realistic TalkingBlueCactus, i am a flying panda after all


idk tbh i think girls are pretty just like idk i couldnt date them


sure


Come here kidy kidy kidy


Haley same, but I am straight


Haley same with most straight men


Ferguson or Gaethje?


ive kinda come to that realization recently oo


ANSWER ME THIS


straighter than the leaning tower of pisa, I am


i love gorls


Volrac yeah a flying panda doesn't settle


I do like females to


But sometimes I dont


gorls


Monk wut is this for weird analogy


Haley I feel that with some guys too...


So pretty and smart but outta my pool


yes gorls


i was gonna sign up for this meetup event before corona virus


i mean everyones a little bit bi xd


Haley Yeah. Just cos Ive had a peen in my mouth... more than a few times... that doesnt mean... ahhh. Whatever man.


tilted flex, but ok


Thedarklordlilith no way you are dating anyone... guys or girls


Icy scars me


you aint wrong


i love icy


sorry


I take it back


that was like a cuddling thingy while you watch a ballet oo


to like get more comfortable with human touch


Jedididimus its okay we all tried to bend over just a bit too far


srsly.


Lmaooo


that sounds so cute


being more intimate and initiating contact with my dates


Thedarklordlilith sorry sorry.


youre fine


and i thought that would be a safe space to help me learn to do it oo


wait, you need a safe space


for what?


Hello


Platonic human touch?


Haley , safe space and cuddling, so silly


just to get me more used to it:S


Volrac huh?!


im sorry xx


Don't be Halley


haley


Haley used to what specifically?


no dont be sorry, im just silly as well


Smh panda


my bsf and i cuddle and sometimes she plays with my hair


TalkingBlueCactus wut is it?


Thedarklordlilith what is a BSF?


best friend


Whats the s?


yeah


idk im not really comfy atm iniating contact with my dates and thats like something i wanna get better at


its so people wont think bf


even though i wanna do it


i just cant xx:S idk im weird


Volrac DMs


but im too lazy to say best friend and i also dont wanna say bff


Haley


Youll be comfortable when the right person comes along. Dont feel the need to push it until youre ready


Whats up


It's alright Haley


Ppl take time, things happen at their own speed


Haley same for me, dating and being a panda is not a good mix


the males are supposed to initiate it and girls bounce off them


back and forth


Fubz nah i cant do that


Yea even if there was a gaggle of female pandas you'd be extinct vol


no actually its reverse normally oo i thought


anyone can initiate it


i thought girls were supposed to make the first move


Idk I had some heartbreak as a result of being forward


Volrac if she initiates it you bounce off her


So I'm like ugh ok nah


Haley Honestly, it's super simple. FInd common ground, discuss it. Keep it simple


Ooof fubz


because guys are always like wanting contact


Fubz wut?


laying on their lap


and resting in their arms


Haley people make it this giant issue... Find anything that is of interest to both of you.


connection


oh i never knew that


it can be just verbal too


Who pinged everyone


but like, i have had some kind of 10 dates, only 2 were not awkward


Guys can initiate


What is a person who nags a lot called


check your mentions


i just dont know how to initiate if it doesn't go automatic


Volrac dates are usually awkward af


Volrac ooo 2 success rate!


That's nice panda!


i can never initiate anything


idk i really wanna rest in his arms


Volrac it's about finding common ground


especially when they take me to movies xd


Nah 2 panda


Hrhrhrhrhrh


uhhh movie dates


TalkingBlueCactus Honestly, conversation is key. Ignore everything else.


okthx


If u know what I mean


Well at least i'm above average for a panda


mrazzle true. But it's not all


Haley not true with me


at a movie grab their hand within the 1st 15mins or suffer


But true sometimes


i love movie dates


what why


Eesh no lemme watch my movie in peace


I hate movie dates


suffer what?


why?


I'm watching a movie I hate distractions


suffer wanting to touch them but you dont


ion talk in movie dates, i literally just watch the movie w them


Holding hands for a whole movie sounds like suffering tbh


And it's not fun when 2 ppl are staring at the screen anyways


TalkingBlueCactus yeah, movie dates are flawed. Needs to be restaurant or bar.. Far too much silence in Cinema dates.


How illogical is that tbh


idk i kinda wanna lay on him


Yeah!


shitdan it's the start


I prefer an adventure park or meal


Or a drink


Haley i dont think he minds


theme parks are nice for dates


Huh? Youll get a record if you do that in a cinema bro


I love theme park dates!


But oh well


YES


Too early w


what?


a record?


for what oo


TalkingBlueCactus Restaurant or bar, honestly. It's by far the way to understand each other or fail in less than 2 hours


I've kinda stopped approaching, it's just flirting at this point


I mean it's like 10:30


havent been on one in 2 years


But still


doing an activity you both like is the best date on the planet


My best date was an escape room date


literally same


Fubz yes!


I wanna do an escape room date


nice cute


Volrac boy am I jealous


goddesss are you straight or bi


Of her


it was very expensive, but fun!


I love theme park dates!


TalkingBlueCactus once I took a girl on a date when I was a teenager and I took her on the wrong train to the theme park. We wasted like 2hrs swapping trains and held hands the whole way. It was somehow a great day


I'm 1 for 2 on escape rooms


Haley straight, bordering on asexual at this point


lmao


ohhh


I'm lowkey confused tbb


tbh


Jedididimus a great conversationalist confirmed


i think im demi where it means im


I know I definitely am not bi or lesbian


more attracted to them emotionally


Fubz a great prattler


nah goddess feels straight


Hello i have big brains


Yea I'm straight


Hi panda


And I get turned on by big brains too


TalkingBlueCactus whales are hot then?


i love my nerds with similar hobbies and interests xd


but omgosh abs are a huge turn on tbh


so is pp


I don't want similar hobbies that's the thing


really?


i find girl abs to be hot too


I need someone to complement, not be a duplicate


pp always turn on for guys tho


Im working on my abs. Girls have noticed me more since theyve developed. Can confirm


I want pets


The other person should help me grow not just make me better at what I'm good in


ya i mean not everything the same but like similar


TalkingBlueCactus simiilar values but different hobbies?


ive never had a pet


Fubz yep


And smart...that's needed


Gotta get my thermodynamics jokes


Trust me: the most important thing is similar values


i wanna talk about books and games and learn new things from them that ill also enjoy


Not what I meant but I own a bunch of pets


Or really my sister does


Samee haleyy


and pets omgoshhh


A dog, a cat, 6 chickens and 2 rabbits


i need smart people to just figure out my bs


But they have to be super soft so that's a necessity for a date


Hi panda


I once dated with a math girl, she had everything in common with me, it was the most awkward date i ever had. It was quiet for an hour


How math like was that


Ask her out again


Oh math girls are super awkward


lmfao


Hush


Oh sorry


nah she removed me after all the awkwardness


I'm a chem girl


Chem is cool.


We can cook stuff u know


i was self concious on my first date xd about living up to my hype


Yep so coolv


I'm softe


goddess is a dom confirmed


he kept calling me beautiful and complimenting me before we met


Wait till you're dropped in liq N2


so i wore ummm


So cool


So I need someone to accept my softness


Haley no hype needed. Just be you


Awww


yes russian


ripped skinny jeans and a top showing my middrift and we went to get ramen at this place


well not my full midrift


TalkingBlueCactus Might cheat on the chem test


Isupahfly hrhrhrhr need answers?


Ramen


like just long enough to not show it


Fubz yeah I'm more asexual


Most people expect the girl to be the soft one


And I'm like


Ikr


but kinda give the illusion of showing it


Why not both


And I'm not


Yep!


im soft


I kinda want the guy to be softie


im hard and soft


Both can be soft


But I think that's asking too much


TalkingBlueCactus demi sexual?


Fubz mostly sapio


i love soft guys


hard and soft, like a tictac?


Cuz brains


Yep panda


yes just like a tictac


like playdo


Like a tic tac


okay thanks i got it now


i want a guy whose both as well


Hehehe


This one at least


Yes


It varies


Username checks out


Softness and hardness for ppl


aww no


nooo


no u


True


oh Thedarklordlilith is a girl


Even the person reading this sentence


yawn


im not


Sleepy


We need more big tiddy goth girls up in here


Oh sorry


i apologize


TheRussianMafiaMan yeh no


Srrs


!pick 8984


Take it panda


OOO


oops


Nice job lilith


almost!


Hrhrheh


Golden no


thank ye:3


Golden yes


golden


Golden pp


Golden nudes


Big pp


Golden nuggets


nope


oh no


Lmaooo


BeaunusPoints you got everything very safe i must say, u wont get hacked now


I had a really bad rage this afternoon


TheRussianMafiaMan You even Russian homie?


Panda said it!


how come?


Where is BoopBoop


Nope


TheRussianMafiaMan oh ok thanks


are you disappointed


beep beep I'll send a selfie


Welcome


Thank u


Meanwhile, u might wanna see shitdan


He's better than me


Who wants to give me a lap to use as a pillow


meh


Its a disappointment that u cant be Jedididimus's wife


Not a bad idea


oop


Volrac wow ok I won't want to be and...


I'm 20


Hello


is it within the rules to trade IG's?


I'm legit a baby for him now


Hiya ChromePython24


TalkingBlueCactus thanks for being 20


mrazzle DMs only


Volrac thank my parents


TheRussianMafiaMan sorry buddy, I've got a big stick in my pillow so it wouldn't be very comfortable


And the busted condom


UwU


radiohead should reclassify itself as a doomer rock band


Interesting


Thank you daughter for being 20


Woah I'm cacklingg


big doomer over here


it's legal?


Cmon I need a separate mom and dad


Volrac is that how you wish someone happy birthday?


Panda be the daddy


doomerwave hits different nowadays


BeaunusPoints Yes thats how i like to do it


BeaunusPoints that too the wrong month lmao


I didnt miss anything, right?


The bad man is messaging me


Good. Now then


block


Nah nobody missed u either


ChromePython24 explain


Upwards and onwards


where do you think you rank on this scale


onward was a good movie


What's butch


I am dutch so i am cyan


I'd say soft Butch


im a futch


im probably a a 2 or 3 tbh


Stop trying to make Futch happen


it's female only


What's a butch!


Huh


BeaunusPoints aw yeah I see that.


im actually kinda girly oo


apparently DM me your inst@ is legal on this sub? in that case DM me your insta, I'll add you.


BeaunusPoints i didn't see twink there


fetch is happening xd


I am a stone butch


Mete those are lots of girls mete, i never seen so many in one room


I'm a 6


ill keep trying


Sami BeaunusPoints


Haley ya you're my sweet little shipmate princess


thanks for my name


One who was banned


DW mete you'll find someone.


I'm basically a cat


Dont want to be banned


I demand headpats and attention


Mete i already had that role, but it doesn't do anything


Oh wait wow


lmfao


Bluuueee pandaaa


ooh


Yes he is mete


Santa nvm i am a traitor indeed


Mete hey


But he's lovelyyy


Mete i'm sorry dude that sounds serious


Mete does it matter? cuz Santa points to the same person?


Is it school mete?


Someone give pats


Cuz...


You're not alone them


Meter


yui pat TheRussianMafiaMan


TheRussianMafiaMan pats


Yay


Oh ok mb


Mete I'd say you're a butchy femme, the other side my coin, the yin to my yang, so to speak


Mete is your hand from Arthur?


Yes


Our fearless leader needs hugs


Yui hug Mete


Lots of them


What a wonderful kind of day, where we can learn to laugh and play, and get along with each otterrr


this gif is offending for the business guy behind


I relate to the business guy behind


Volrac that's not what I read into this


He is hurting now tho


TalkingBlueCactus youre the worlds best long jumper?


Someone loved him so much, but he didn't see it


yui kiss BeaunusPoints


I read into it as that I'm flying in to give my best bud a hug bc I love him so much and he knew it was coming


Twas indeed sad boi hours


So he didn't even try


Jedididimus yeah that's how I hug


oh jesus


Volrac how relatable.


Tis


Look I'm small it's not even a lot of momentum


Pay respects to our fearless leader


Yui spank Haley


Nobody will fall


BeaunusPoints thats also a way to read it. But now that guy is hurt and shocked cuz u loved him so much


you can hug me to the floor golden xd


Ok ouch


Volrac he's not hurt


i appreciate it


But he falls to the ground


Yui hug Haley


Challenge accepted


I just pictured a kid walking into a plant leaf in a hallway and falling over TalkingBlueCactus


oh my


BeaunusPoints look that hug is much better. Just while holding your shroom


I will hug you so hard you won't be able to see straight, and you'll walk funny for a week, Haley


MMM


I dont like being held too tightly


okay thanks for the confimation


sounds like a really powerful hug


Look that's the hug I'd love so duh panda


!pick 2354


pewp


I'm on my phone


Indubitably, Haley


yes but i had to revert cuz i did 23456