meeting them is easy


No...


Unlike me


talking to them is where it gets hard


Just start with a nice WW2 fact


Gender doesnt make u a alien wut


which one tho?


its hard to pick


it goes into a lot about socialization and explaining to this guy who asked him how to meet women how we are raised differently


and why we sometimes respond differently


Did you know Stalin was into Anime?


to different things oo


I like the classic toaster bathtub pickup line myself


ill use that one next time, thank you


OOO so like a philosophy podcast


Bagels please tell us


ive never heard it


Bagels wut pick up line


!pick 2787


We might not be a bathtub and a toaster but wed be the perfect pair


i


its beautiful


Sounds pretty electric


Quite shocking honestly


Had me dead the first time


Im rather stunned


A bit toasty perhaps


the first time?


how many times can you do it?


Like at least 6


Hiii roseee


Too bad Im ugly and only get to use it once every like 3 weeks when I get a tinder match


Hello onion


Ummm I think u are being hypercritical on urself bagels


Bagels Id swipe right on you


Or left


Whichever is good


Hoiii Jennie


Ive never been on Tinder


Id swipe up


Errrm


Why


I have a tinder lifehack


Why not


upload all your photos upside down


lmfao


so the girls need to turn their phone upside down


and when they want to swipe left


they swipe in fact right


Woahhh


Rules of tinder:


1: be attractive


2: dont be unattractive


Woah Elliot when did you get demoted


thats their slogan


Being attractive wont mean shiz when ur 60 so


Hoiii circle


owi


Sup French


heyo


some people are there for a good time, not a long time


Ew imo


yeah ew


Im there for both


but thats how it be sometimes


that's how it be


I want a good time but if I find someone worth it Ill stay


same


Like, just doing that type of thing is shallow imo


Hoiii boyyy


Shallow?


well its a dating app, what do you expect


For wanting to have fun when Im clear about intentions


Yeah like, jus doing sexual stuff and then jus yeeting away


ah, yeah


I dun know not for me


And then if I find someone I can tolerate to keep around Ill stay


to each their own


Is bagel still throwing a tantrum


Or can I unmute him now?


idk


Bagels is upset cuzzz tinder? Which is understandable I guess?


Hallo ghost


Because of tinder why?


Tinder is lit


onion are you dutch?


How are my standards high?


Nooo xD


you keep greeting people in dutch


I just want someone to adventure with that I can tolerate and I beg that shes not fat. Thats about it for standards


Sorry no Im not Dutch


hoi


Is brodie Dutch?


Coen Im very much Canadian would love to learn dutch tho


dating is alright


If I have a relationship I dun want it to jus be a sexual one for a week so


Dutch is pretty useless dont learn it


Yeah but onion the issue is


I WILL LeARN It


I love dating but my girl hates it


oh no


Youre going to have to sort through a lot of trash before you find a good one


So why not enjoy it


Exactly


Yeahhh


agreed


But that goes for anyone


Or anything


omg


yep


The psycho ones are the craziest in bed


lmfao


Bagels plz calm down


just b careful what kinda crazy


And the slutty” ones were trash


Now youre thinking correctly


This is a lil too much info for my book?


same


14 yr old do be being educated tho


Yall Im curious how many mod mail submissions are against me


About two


Third on the way brb


gtingz how many modmail reports are against me


Whats a mod mail submission?


Just @ the mods and ask them if theyre gonna ban you


Oh no


owo


If Bagels is gonna get banned its not for what he just said


Yep


Bagels be intense but plz dun ban him mods


whaye then?


I shouldve been banned months ago yall


What r u doin exactly


yes


This is tame bagels rn. Ive settled down a lot


proud of you b


luv you luvs


Thats kinda gay b


Did u like tea bag mete or something?


omg


the 14 yr old did u tea bag mete


I love it


Like Ive changed now guys Ive seen the error of my ways gay guys


wait


Im not 14 but okay


oh wait sike French is 14


onion is 14?


i am


I got yall mixed up bc GREEN


SOWWY


Wild out, fight people, do drugs


it do be okay tho


Rose why u be so mean smh


Cant believe 14 yos are using social media


lmfao


Did someone say do drugs


Yui slap Fernandina


Back in my days we used bbm


drugs? where?


Do not do drugs


hi rose


Hehe


hi Haley ily


Dear 14 year olds, pills are so much better than weed


Hi rose


Trust me


god


Hi Bagels ily


Stoppp


Don't do school kids stay in drug


Ghost ur being a bad influence


Wheres the lie tho?


Hi rose ily


if we did drugs, we'll be killed b. im not looking forward to that life


Drugs are a no no yo


When you save 15 or more on car Insurance


I do drugs and Im not dead


or just be boring like me and live vicariously through everyone else


nutty gecko


Say NO to DOUG


uh some drugs are addictive and will mess up your life oo


when youre offered drugs


What did Doug do to you racist


nutty no


Yes Haley


lie


nutty yes


i always want to look into the world while consuming portobello


Having drugs while u have prescription meds can mess u up too


No ones telling kids to shoot heroin Haley


LITney Spears And doug is a drug dealer


people say that the sky melts


Just eat some molly and finger bang in the park


GHOsT


STAP


Some of us touched these higher realities when we weve been stoned or tripping, and then we wanted to stay stoned, because life made so much more sense that way. Problem is, drugs are just one more part of the maya were stuck in. They may provide very valuable spiritual experiences in the short run, but if we keep using them, even our highest insights will get all twisted around, and eventually turn into more painful illusion”


anyways


my friend had a heroin addiction:S


its really hard to break xx


this makes me want to do drugs


kiruwu when youre looking out into the world eating a mushroom


I had a coke addiction


Some of yall need to chill out a bit


Well duh its heroin


nutty portobello


Its like the most addictive drug ever


okaoy


Bagels Im addicted to coca cola ngl


hello matthew


Hoii matt


this is really not the conversation im looking forward to


hey matthew


coca cola had cocaine back then


oh yea


Fax


I want that 1850 Coca Cola


isn't nicotine in cigarettes?


yea


In the Old days heroin was medicine


Coca cola was poppin in the 1850s


yes


they also used uranium as medicine


Lead were in pencils


And paint


people do be wearing arsenic as green which is radioactive


And pipes for water


Been smoking since I was 16 with a couple breaks here and there but I finally am like actually quitting, and I went from damn near a pack a day to at most 3 a day


I would prob die


they believed in witches


to compensate for their misfortunes


they had to blame it on something:S


so they picked women xx


Right


and women threw other women under the bus xx


yea


some world we live in


If were honest people are still kind imbecilic


spoken like a witch Haley...


Like if u were lucky enough to get through the birthing process in the 1800s u might be accused of being a witch and die at forty so


people wear arsenic


Ummm


NEW


UMMM


The problem with heroin tho is opiate addiction. Docs push painkillers and then when the script runs out the patient looks for next best thing thats cheap and accessible


hmm


Ghost the turns have tabled


Oh how the turntables


Oh how the round tables be rollin


nutty joe


Oh no


Hello joe mama


This again


Can we please not


this is


yeah


Is it about to be asperges syndrome hours?


Okie Im out on that one


i read asparagus


Yeah Im not here for that


what is happening


lets be nice everyone


Nutty joe is universally hated


i only know one wendy


Yall dont know who Wendy is?


Noo


Ok, Ill leave


Its okay because I dont either


I like nutty joe


youre loved nutty


:S


dont go


Except by me


Thats gay


Nutty dont go


LITney Spears said Im universally hated


he lied


he be leaving


no you are not


uh im not gonna convince you to stay but you arnt hated


yui hug nutty joe


y'all are harsh


I didnt say for the kid to leave I just get annoyed when he sits there typing nutty joe” 7/8 messages


Right?


Like control your autism and have a conversation nutty joe


LMAO


they be calling nutty joe tho


hey bagels


LITney Spears what


Hey Haley


cream cheese is good


Yeah it is


Its raining outside


Do it


Please dont


You wont


my friend allie has 2 cocks atm oo


and 4 hens


and 5 baby chicks


its really cute


I love cockfights


I almost did


I'd crossswords with lyin ryan any day


But I know Ill get banned


Bagels I wouldnt know since Im not a mod anymore


LITney Spears good


WHAT


The whole mod team basically disappeared so


MaFayce also got demoted


idk I dont ask questions


When was he even a mod?


I think yesterday or the day before


he became one yesterday


oo


Ah weird


Im actually considering deleting discord anyways


I feel that


Why


what why g


Honestly who cares about being a mod


Like why


Mods are gay anyways


Ive considered it a lot G


because all that has come of it is drama and bs


wae?


Before you delete


And Im rarely on here


ohhh:S


Transfer all your roaches to me


Same at this point


i miss you though xx


Before bagels tagged me I havent talked in two days


Anyways


Imma go finish my movie


Have fun


what movie oo


okie


byee


Why because you got demoted?


enjoy


Bro Im gonna try hard not to @ u


Its called Split


ohh ive seen that


it was weird


Oh wow


She did


he was creepyyy


I like weird


Is that the one with the dude that has like 27 personalities


Yes


!pick 7256


LMAO Bagels and G it's all fun and games, don't take Modship so seriously


and the beast


Ive wanted to watch it


who she be?


Wym modship


Anyways imma dip yall have a good night


byeee lovely


Goodnight g


Its only 4:56


Night?


bye bye


Excuse me


Like how do you not laugh at that


HOW


Thats not why?


I like deadricky


He's mean


LITney Spears because youre not funny


G are you really gonna shame me by sleeping at 8pm?


Im not


Alright


Phew


I mean Im considering deleting too but I also work a different job and dont have time to be here


Lie to me then


LITney Spears do you want me to lie


Im considering deleting discord because of drama and its not giving me anything in my life anymore but I dont know why u coming at me


Dont even know u bro


Drama is ended days back


Nah I still get dms about it Im over it


Unless people try to stir things back up


!wyr


Because mods deleting discord after losing mod is funny


thats literally not why


Block button is your friend


Im done talking about it


already blind


When you were mod you were wild rude to other people


Now you want people to play sad violin music for you


bruh


Omg Ricky STAHP


Boiii you tried it


Okay attention seeker


if people had an issue with how I treated them we can talk about it


I dont need attention


Im only here for onion and hezzy and boop


Can you guys stop arguing please...


Coming at someone online for no reason. get a life


Hey wassup everyoney'all good?


Hey Ray


Sup ray


But I have a life


sup ray


Im good, wbu


Hey ray


What are you up to todayS6cari0?


gtingz plz stop arguing, at least not in main chat


That doesnt mean I cant laugh at others


Great minds think alike


Sup


Sup Shitlord


im tellin you, were in sync


Okay keep laughing at me imma go watch my movie


LMAO literally and figuratively


Its usually a pretty nice place here ray


hey shitlord


Cant we just be friends guys


I'm good guys like I literally just downloaded discord like 1 min ago due to a request from someone on reddit but now I cant even find that person so I'm like wtf but anyway its chilled


Nutty joe acts like Im going to acknowledge him


Boi go


Guysss plzzz stoppp


No onion


claps3 times


STOP


For we just say what needs to be said


Plz dm it then ghost


I dont dm anyone


This is kinda unnecessarily toxic tho...


Gaybagels


Check it


Avatar the last air bender is on Netflix


What about bagels


Yo dont lie chrome


Onion is right


Please stop you two


Bagels literally told you to stop being a giant autism like 5 minutes ago nutty joe


Im not lying


I miss good bagels from the US


Pls stop


I said I came on to tell you something bagels and then a dude wanted to stir drama with me


S6cari0 discord is a great app when you get used to it


What did this guy say/do?


where is beau? Has he been around today?


Imma cri


its true


Told you Im not lying


Im not gonna give a right answer to someone named shitlord sorry


Cop this shot


I love avatar


shitlord that's crazeee


!topic


k fair


And I dunno where he is G, I talked to him yesterday a little


Hit his DMs


same


7 squad


Fupa GANG


u know it


Avatar is based


Not me


KAREN


Ayy Satan is here


Karen babyyy


All the OGs are coming back


I Stan Satan


Karen did you like my meme


I Stan elliots


OGs stick together


Can you not classify yourself as better because youve been here longer


Yeah but what level are you


Who classified themselves as better


Pls mock Can you not classify yourself as better because youve been here longer


Lmao yall are on a NEW ONE tonight


Errr


This


nutty joe


Elliot always changed his name and picture so there were days on end Id talk to him not realizing it was him


Check da username


ima just dog on this chat till we be talking about something else or till ima bounce


Sneaky


yes


That was such a fun day


Can we talk about something we all can talk about


I miss miri


Like what nutty joe


Huh


You gonna actually contribute


Or just say nutty joe


If there a convo going on jus wait till it changes thats what everyone does


If I have something to contribute


Or change it yourself to whatever you wanna talk about


Ill contribute


It cant always be what a specific person whats to talk about


Oh man I'm out I'm seriously getting ghosted up in here


Whos ghosting you king


It happens sometimes ray


Later chatroom homies


Bye


it was bad vibes up in here until bby Satan came


yeah it's cool man no worries


byebye ray


Satan is surprisingly wholesome


Satan always brings good vibes


Satan been my homie since day 1


Someone was trying to come at me lmao


Speaking of Satan tho yall, its Sunday, and Im about to worship the devil with Svdden Daddys death Voyd set on EDC rave a thon


Kennedy station


Shoot me then


Shut up


I will


Bad Vibes


No bad vibes no sir


Only good vibes in this house


Ummm, I think what happened was kinda rooted in misunderstanding? And yeah quarantine kinda sucks also


Meaning short fuses cause they have nowhere to blow their load


nutty joe


Hey


Speak for yourselves wtf


Plus I think everyone involved prob could have been a lil more chill?


nutty


I think we should hold hands and say nice things


Satan I agree!


I wanna hold Satan hand


When you havent felt happy in years


See why Im so annoyed with the kid Elliot


nutty blue


OH MY GOD


THE THANUS EMOJI


Sup Bagels


Whats up nutty


Holding hands and prancing through a field of flowers


Nothing much just chilling rn


Dude you know it


That could be us Elliot but u playin


Best emoji


Negative


nutty joe


Ola ola nutty


First it's Coronatime


Then it's depression time


Then get life back on track time


The best emoji


nah goldy is the best


Golden's current pfp is the best one


Its always been depression time MaFayce what do you mean


He should never change


Pls brazzers BeaunusPoints


Nah


goldy beau


If you have nothing to say except anything with nutty” in it can you just do us a favor and just not say it


Cause its honestly


Bagels


Getting really


When youre a bee


Honey joe


I'm surprised nuttybuckethead hasn't filed copyright claim yet


Right


lmao


gtingz ily


These things take time Elliot


Discord is always a mess


Ily beau sexy lil egg


G, pls don't trigger me saying Night, I just woke up


Oh my god what have we here


I was confused at first cus I thought it was nuttybuckethead wildin


hello everybody


Goodnight Elliot


how are y'all doing?


Everyone thought it was me


Bad An wbu


I know my ego's big but


Das nutty


I ain't doin' alts


not great either


Why


gtingz


da crew


7 SQUAD


Das G


FUPA GANG


FUPA GANG FUPA GANG FUPA GANG


Waiiit guys what was the other one


We had 3


Bring back Fupa Gang 2020


I agree An it feels like everyone hates me now


who's wendy?


Brooo the lights in the bathroom


apparently there's no emoji


I am OK.


Bagels are you OK?


that means we don't know who she is


ya Bagels are you OKLAHOMA?


Damn my wendy emoji disappeared


Stafford BOOP


we're not mad at Wendy, we just wanna know who tf she is


Trinidaddy


TriniJACOBBB


goldy beau


oh ok


from Gravity Falls?


No from the fast food chain


lemme do a gif search for wendy


Seriously if someone doesnt tell me who Wendy is Im gonna feckin lose it


Bro how's your DM's with all the FEEEmales BoopBoop


lmaooo


Wrong Wendy


BTW I just realized Wendy is a Mom


lots of candidates


we love wendy


wendy is a milf


MaFayce look at her neckline


That inside joke will never die as long as we have discord


Dude right


Never going away


One day in like 10 years Im gonna open this app


And Im just gonna message G like


Lmaoo


Hey did you ever find out who Wendy is?”


Assuming we survive 2020


DO IT BAGELS


nutty joe


hello all


Dude so much has happened this year


You right you right


totally right


hi efx!


how is it going G


I've lived 3 lifetimes in the past 2 months


Kobe died


Watching a movie on my porch Im chilling how are u


michael jackson too


Some fuckwad in China ate a bat


watching sons of anarchy


Why dont I get a how is it going” EFX


I said hi


nutty!


LMAO MJ got resurrected by the Hunger Games bot only to die again


MURDER HORNETS


i missed you nut


Same


We can only hope


Your life sounds exciting ray


Tell us more


Its always who is Wendy, never how is Wendy


Because Wendy is always chill


Everyone knows this


I didnt


We reallyyy wanna know


weve been wondering for months now


Its that red head that sells burgers


watching sons of anarchy


EFX what season did you reach?


Problem solved


season 1 episode 2


The sun is still up, so the cripping Monday anxiety hasn't hit me yet


Kid gets access to an inside joke and magically thinks he knows the answer


Buddy


Its Sunday


Even I dont know the answer


Lmao bagels


fax this a mystery


Well thats your fault


EFX it's a great series I really enjoyed it


Hello


Go find my pine cone. Its small and its brown


love it so far!


Ray how old is your kid


And its definitely not gonna be the first 12 you find either


Pine cone? I be smoking cones all night when I get the chance fucj teah


Satan he be 4 years old hey


Gf died to leukaemia close to 2 years back so yeah it just me and him


Sorry to hear ray


It's okay nah lets change topic please


They tend to fall off conifer trees


Yeah I know what a pine cone is


Dale thanks it's okay I've made peace with it bro, part of life ya know?


Yeah I want someone to find my personal pine cone


Like why tho? Reason being, sorry I'm just tryna figure out what the deal is about your personal pine cone that's all


Itd be a fun game to play


Its more of a rock collection Satan


But I like the way you think


no I dont satan like I said, 1st time on discord like ever


Oh reallyyy how you liking it so far


Welcome to the server


Youre here forever now


Thank you enjoy your stay


We are all OK.


Rock collection? Tf? Why rock collection what makes it special tho


I told you its a rock collection Satan


I just find cool rocks sometimes


They are tiny pebbles he found outside yesterday


One of them changes colors when wet


I found a lacrosse ball in Portland actually and its mine now


Satan hey it's cool just earlier i didnt know what i stepped into when that chick and other dude were going at it and nah nah he ain't scaring nobody away I'm just tryna figure it out


Yeah people get wild sometimes, and I always miss the drama


No one ever fights me


Lucky you


A rock that changes colour?


Im always locked n loaded and nothing


Its okay Satan I usually miss it too but sometimes Im there and Im just like can yall chill”


Yeah


When the rock gets wet


It changes color


seriously bro? Okay man look if that's what you're into then that's awesome for u man you enjoy your rock collection


Im picking up some sass


satan you like mischief?


Jesus Christ, they're Minerals Marie


I like crystals too


Meth u mean


Joking


Meh, not my drug of choice but its a good relaxer on a Monday morning


I just learned Oregon produces the most Weed per capita than any other state


Eeey


Yeah dude


Tomorrows Monday


If we stopped growing rn Elliot


Wed have enough weed for 5 years


Satan I refuse to panic until the sun is down


Why


Lets panic


Now


Im down to panic


Nooo


AAAh


stuff like this is what I expect to see when I hit my first blunt


Elliot


I got a steam roller today


Its a pretty nice piece ngl


I assume that's a fancy word for a bong.


does weight matter when you're looking for someone to date or sm?


i mean attraction is important for me


Yeah Id prefer the girl Im dating isnt fat


matt! gravity is directly proportional to mass


i mean still


Woah


Same


Was like S15


But I lost my bowl


I left it on a rock somewhere between my house and 9 miles north


So who knows where it is


Well I hope someone found it


Yeah but Im never gonna see cleopatra again


Im sad


What do you name the roller?


Havent thought of one yet


It takes time but it will come to me


Has to be a masculine one


Facts


!work


!commands


where you from cuddles


Happy Tree Town


i meant country


Hey again


whoa


Quick question, why is it soo hard to make friends?


Wanna be friends


anything worth doing...is?


That as well?


It gets even harder once you're out of school


Effort can dictate somethings value, or jus waste ur time smh


main problem is keeping the friendship because you have to waste your time on the person or the friendship fades away imo


Being social is hard


Kinda jus life tho


being hard is social


I'm 20 and I just can't even make a proper conversation


Unable to enjoy company


i'm 36 and i live alone in a church with my fish seriously


I'm sorry


Ummm ur making a conversation rn tf


Yeah see, thats a start


Kind of a meta


conversations with other people are kinda overrated


True dat


the only conversations i like is with my friend who is inside me


You have voices in your head?


who doesn't?


The recommended number of people in a person is 0


apparently some people dont


It freaks me out that some people don't have an internal dialogue.


i basically talk to myself in my head 24/7 even as im typing, apparently some people dont do that


Ur supposed to have more than 0


I do too


it's that damn 5g towers messing ur mind up with false news


Anybody here has a superstitious fear of sharing stuff because of jinxing it?


my inner monologue loves saying the word bruh for some reason, its word of the month


In that case, i'm pretty sure my mom said bruh when i was born


Oof


Bruh moment


bruh


wait so like how do people with no inner monologue read


I do lazypawtato


cause when i read i say every sentence in my head right


I dont like to talk about the things Im gonna do just in case


I can only assume people with no internal monologue are NPCs.


so how do they think


can they think?


You're not supposed to think about such things!


people who post rick and morty are most definitely NPCs though


NPC?


rick and morty is godly


non playing charecter


you just posted cringe wtt


wtf


they're just a made up fictional charecter


An helped my mental health


Thanks


np


Non Playable Character.


Okay, it was answered already


Kerbal space program should have multiplayer


how do i drop roaches?


An Omegle?


welcome


People don't exist on omegle


It's like terminator, but all the robots just attack you with spam texts


a lot of the time i legitimately cant tell if most of the people are str8 up dumb and NPC like or if theyre like me and they think the same about me as i think about them


mysterykit such vibrant


It was one of the most depressing moments of m y life


Thats fucky


I'm OLED that's why


Wow, what


mysterykit tell your maker to make affordable gaming displays


They have my family at gunpoint


Please help me


!work


Hi guys


hello


Hello


Hi Angel


how are you doing?


I'm in love with Keira Knightley


I don't know what to do about it


Confess your love to her


who


Maybe shell like you back


You wont know til you try


ProbablyNotInfectious we kinda can approximate before we try


Welcome cutie! heh


Yes youre right


But thats no fun


Tinder made us realise how statistical our chances are finding a mate


Ive never tried Tinder


Good, don't.


I'm sorry I hit the wrong button


Kinda scared of that app tbh


And left oof


I feel like theres a lot of creeps


Angel Johnnys Princess hey


Probably


ye there are


so many creeps


Umm I saw a thing that tinder matches you to people you are equally as attractive as. So if you keep seeing ugly” people on youre tinder, youre probably unattractive yourself


and yet so many kids form my school use tinder


Yikes


go on dates with 35 and 45 yr olds


Anyone wanna see some magic?


Yeah and tinder is all catfish peeps


Angel Johnnys Princess wow...


Yes please


MMM


Angel Johnnys Princess It uses an Elo rating system, which is also used in chess.


Wrong your yikes Im sorry


you dont find good quality people on tinder, its a bit of a waste of time


Yeah I live in a small town I feel like a lot of people would recognize me


Zayden


What? Really?


Yeah exactly everyone is beautiful


so many creeps


if you want creeps check out the MNFH subreddit when you're a girl under 18


Angel Johnnys Princess


lazypawtato Yup


Guys so many people have jerked off to my voice when we were having regular conversation from MNFH


Im 16f and started using it at 14 Id cry


What


How do you know


Im like wth are you doin


they dont use any of that anymore Zayden


I heard them and they told me


Just flat out told me


And they know you are 16


Angel Johnnys Princess Fuck that, everyon'es beautful


An


Ummm... It just feels like a phrase you say to comfort yourself because of the fact that we're not scientifically advanced to change how we look.


That's a ban


Well started at 14 yeah


Weird


What is MNFH?


I dont report them idk


I'm sorry, just an opiniom


Like in private voice chat


Make New Friends Here


Or like in one of the channels?


the nanme of this server and the subreddit associated with it


O thanks


Private vc


honestly never met anyone cool on the subreddit, people add you then after 3 messages you find out you share 0 hobbies


I see


MeowingGod same


Hi oyuz!


i even put only message me if we share interests but no luck


Yeah public vc.. cant imagine someone being that bold


Howdy do.


hello


Howdy


Yeah


how are u?


Good. Listening to some music.


So what do you do after?


nice


Awesome!


Yerself?


Block them?


what type of music?


I would say stun gun their nipples.


Ah I ask them not to do that anymore


But it seems if blocking is the way to go my suggestion cant work.


no context


Mini Alchemist I mean...both could work


Traditional Chinese An I find it soothing.


Sup frenchie


ooh


that;s interesting


amgood beetch


Mmm French fries


hello


only if they are there physically


It shouldn't be too hard


i be watching ted ed tho


if they're jacking off on a VC, then getting their location from them shouldn't be too hard either


thats a lot of effort though.


Getting their location to?


I dont want to ruin their lives I just ask them to please stop


Ted ed... Like Ted talks?


My ex could doxx people


Nuctle, yes beetch


Well, in India trying to approach a stranger girl or woman gives off a creep feeling according to the society


You never know


One time someone called me the n word he was ready to doxx


Nice. What topic?


They could at least be a gentleman


And turn on video


Nuctle, the library of alexandria


One time someone begged me to watch them jack off and theyd give me nitro


i almost never vc its usually awful, only with closer friends


But I said no


I only like vc


she be strong tho


people


lays out my knives


only with close friends do i give it a chance


My mom always wants to do FaceTime but then she points her camera at the floor?


I get awkward on vidchat.


vc takes too much effort cause i usually multitask when im chatting to ppl:/ harder on vc cause you have to keep constant attention to what theyre saying


Yeah I like voice calls the best


i get awkward on life


same


i also be getting insecure when i face the camera


My family does zoom calls.


my phone adds 10 pounds on me


No but on voice calls I can close my eyes and talk when its late at night


I drink to deal with it.


I cant do that with texting


yall talk to your family? no need to flex


aww


Im so close with my family especially my sister


my nose be looking big in front of the cam


i feel attacked by that


I barely know these people. I think it is an existential crisis thing for her.


i barely talk to my family simple as


I do it to get her to stop talking about it.


!pick 4516


Thats why I live 2000 miles away from my family


voice xLls are cool


Aww


But I call them a lot


How to give roaches to someone?


how do i drop roaches


!gift Pikachu 20


!help


hey


owo


!pay Angel Johnnys Princess 150


Though my sister and I are talking more which is interesting.


nuttybuckethead!


there you go


Do you want those back?


MINI


!pay Nuctle 5000


imagine having siblings


sociak distancing is unheard of here


Thank you


Ty angel


How ARE you?


onlychild


nah, no need


All these food nicknames are making me hungry


I am OK.


!pay Pikachu 25?


Are you OK?


hello


Yayy


yes i am fries


I have like 10 siblings man. You can take some.


i have 1


Good. Listening to Chinese music.


Mmm shrimp


i actually want to give all my to truth if possible


Please


Has anyone had pineapple fried rice


yes beetch


i love it


If I had the money Id learn one of these instruments.


Soo good


yes BEETCH


it do be sending me to heaven


nutty joe


it do be making me hungry now


nuttybuckethead Amazon fcked me over friday. So Ive been pissy ever since.


Nice


Mini I'm scared of you now


Heyo peeps


are not.


Yes I am


hello beetch


Im surprised my Amazon subscription of toilet paper actually got delivered today


why is that?


wkd jebicixfxiebckf


Oh they sent me an empty parcel.


, my toilet paper got delivred too


im watching witch trials


I thought theyd be out still


ikr


Will send hugs 4 roaches


Yay we can keep wiping as usual


Pls these are hard times


Angel Johnnys Princess who is Will


lmao


Im saying like I will


Ingaberg


I should see if it is live.


What do hugs do?


Like when homeless people say will work 4 food


yui hug Nuctle


i got 20 dollars from amazon cuz they delivered my package to the neighbor


hugs do these


Bring mutual happiness?


That's my FIRST EVER hug


Thanks


yes


Awww


luv you luvs


Yui hug Nuctle


and they gave me 2 dollars


Whaaat that is so not fair!


1st is the worst 2nd is the best


Thanks Angel too


omg.


Mhm


this be lovely


I really want effing French fries now


Ugh


yes beetch


i love them


Ive been wanting a burger but my parents just have vegan ones


Hii Nader


gross


heyo!


yui kiss MeowingGod


hi angel


its fckn posted.


Oh wow


ong


Boop Boop


boop boop!


Well well well


i'll hug myself


yui hug kiruwu


Anyone here like tik tok?


!pay Bradan 1


and voila, free cash


i have tiktok but its hard to like it


same


but i dont have tiktok


From my experience anyone who doesnt like tik tok hasnt actually been on the app:


i have


nice!


They just see some random one


it's just too much


My cousin does some funny Tik toks


to handle


Theyre the only ones I like


i think it's because of the contreversies going on there


Aww loyal fan


Already returned their empty bag


theres too much trash on tiktok is main problem, 2 of it is good rest is garbage


!work


yeah


But thats your for you page delicates to you


What does working do


recently there was an accused plagiarism


Ive never used TikTok


of two girls


So your taste is trash is what you are saying


its not true though


We will see if it comes this time.


fyp only partly does that


Hey now


Its just fake emoney


just ignore it


Idk what bibs are but they sound good


Nibs


well


!curr


!currency


Nah


!bal


bruh how do you check money


O rlly An


Just chilling here


! wallet


Korby


!topic


huh?


A lot of food


food


I miss you korby


i dunno


too much food


We have a giant thing of cream cheese


Uhhh eggs.


I have a topic idea


cream cheese is good


I really really wanna buy noodles.


Whats something it seems like everyone has tried or done except you


Yui ship


And a puzzle.


i wanna make some pasta, but i'm out of pasta


how strange life is...


brittany broski be my mood


Uhhh idk?


Wish I could share my pasta with you An


thx


I have lots


I wanna try those thai noodles.


thai noodles are awesome


I want fries though


asian noodles are best


Who made the rules of what animals we can eat? Why is it ok to eat a cow but not a horse


i can tell you that one for free


Horse meat mmm


we have a thing called lomi here


Really thinking about going to McDs for some


Simply asia brand has a really good garlic sesame noodle bowl. I bet it would be bitchen to turn it into a chicken dish.


Pot noodles ftw


its ok to eat a horse its just more rare


lomi is delicious beetch


search it


I want to try a lot of different foods, even out of the social norms


But I need ramen noodles.


it looks good


yes beetch


it's fuckin' delicious


And some nice beef cuts to go with.


Like... bat? Angel Johnnys Princess


It did start the virus buttt


I saw a vid of this gal biting the head off a turtle.


you can start by eating your dogs or cats


Maybe


what are you all talking abt?


wait, i'm


JustaGuyWithABigTool welcome cutie!


a bat didn't start it, those damn 5g towers did


im


omg


Lmao


im curious


5g towers


Dag on it towers


Have you seen how expensive those phones are?


what does spaghetti tastes in the western world?


phones here are kind of cheap


Spaghetti is hard to describe...


It tastes like long pasta


Though I did find the phone I am getting my son.


spaghetti tastes sweet here b


Really?


Hello


and instead of meatballs, we put hot dogs


long pasta


yes


I want to try that


Like Elf sweet?


wait


Syrup on the noodles?


ill search it up


Okay


Hows everyone?


good how are you guy?


Am alright. How are you JustaGuyWithABigTool


it do be looking like this


Have you guys heard the song ghost voices by virtual self?


So good


What's 9 plus 10


yes beetch


we put cheese


Im great thanks!


Now I'm hungry


we filipinos like anything sweet


I'm starving


Is that hot dogs?


yeah


we put hotdogs instead of meatballs


Ayy I have a filipina niece


Dude.


because we like em sweet


Duuude


it's delish i promise


Now I'm curious what other different variations of food you have.


Too vegetarian to understand this convo


we have lots


Make me some lumpia


beetch


lumpia is life


Yessir


you be filipino hen?


My brothers wife is filipina


JustaGuyWithABigTool sweeet. Whatchu up to?


Spring rolls?


Wish I didnt have work tomorrow


I ate the egg


yes


Now I want egg roll wrappers.


With a baby chick


but our spring rolls are different


what is this anon chat lmao


ew


i hate balot


Just fry them and eat em plain.


Its It's good Q


Chilling eating instant ramen Mini Alchemist


You?


Idgaf.


DAMMIT I WANT RAMEN!


our lumpia have meat inside


fried beetch


also


Oh nice


I make a sweet home made rame


Fck this i am eating the last ramen.


Is it sweet?


lumpia?


no


Where is my rice cooker


Not in the taste no


it do be tasty but not sweet hen


U can make ramen with a coffee maker


Imma do it with eggs.


Me and my friend got super hyped on sugar and made ramen in the coffee maker


Yes i use to do it like that


our rice cooker be running


wanna see me eat 12 dozen eggs all at once


Ok thats it with the food talk Im gonna go get something to eat


wait


And then we poured mountain dew in it but it's the spirit that matters


eat rice hens


it's antiaging


Mini Alchemist i have confusion, what


idk why, but we are too young for our age


what is goin on


Disney reference. Gaston ate 1 dozen eggs as a boy to get large. But now he is grown he eats 5 dozen eggs so he is roughly the size of a barge.


!top


Yes i quoted the song.


mods are asleep, post how you're in constant mental and emotional pain


!rob FrogHatz


Bruh, I'm watching empire strikes back rn


Hello burrholes


Sup


Great movie


I gotta say, it's a masterpiece


chappie is better


robobitches


Chappie is horrid


No Imean its just not a good movie IMO


How are you guys able to hold a conversation for soo long?


chappie is a beautiful masterpiece, hes a cute boy


Its clunky


shutup its a good movie


wjsj


Fooone


i do be leaving now


thats what its supposed to be like


No it was editing weird and not in a good way


I need a massage


he is a clunker and hes beautiful


I need someone to crack my back


Like it failed its desired effect


editing?


And legs


what was its desired effect?


!topic


Ahh nm. To be slick. Kind of like district 9


anyone down for some modern warfare?


incorrect


Tossing it


Well its by the same guy so


you are sentenced to 4 years in mario kart


And the editing style is similar


But doesnt hit like d9


hitler is the same guy that makes beautiful paintings, your point?


!wyr


They are boring art student/architecture paintings


i dont speak incorrect sorry


B is cool


But controlling emotions is beneficial


Idk lazypawtato I talk to my husband on the phone for like 9hrs at a time


Imagine a chick mad at you


You can make it disappear


imagine not having to deal with severe depression and just literally just be happy


Ive had relationships that lasted under 9 hours


why


Because I was drunk


I mean over 10 years ago


i've never had relationships...


Dramas


i choose not to choose


Cause they are hilarious


Theres plenty that span both.


So I am safe.


Good Fellas is so funny


!wyr


Bruh


real insomniacs will understand why B is worse than death


I can still rinse my teeth with water


Pikachu yes


Ive been up for 14 days before


Listerine


no u haven't adam youd literally die


Nope


As long as you can still floss


Floss


Ive driven while drunk. Terrifying. Do not recommend.


Former math addixr


i've been up for 29 hrs at a time


Addict


math


whats 22


it was bad for me


!wyr


I was seeing spiders


adam how are you not dead


Legs under bed


Superman can fly


I love Batman


Hes rich.


Vented for 3 days


But Superman has all the power


how are u not still dead


what a strong boy


And a longer lifespan


Can I join anyone in vc


Cause Im resilient


this is why we drink our milk kiddos


Dont so drugs


Ooh


do drugs?


Dont s


Uum


Weed is ok


!wyr


ew no


100 bucks baby


What kind of question


Bah 1 doller


Depends on how much cocaine is under the bill


jk


Yeah


Idk ProbablyNotInfectious


1 dollar bills all over strippers butts


Strippers are funny


Indeed


tarantulas arent aggressive usually


YES THEY ARD EEEK


I knew a tarantula named Vernon


Theyre spiders


me deathly afraid of wasps and anything with a stinger smaller than my thumb


OOO u hurt my feels


Rather deal with snakes than spiders.


Vernon the tarantula


Yeah smar


!wyr


Smae


Same


I hate snakes


Mountains


Kick em


use snake as lasso


When I see em


I had to pull one out of my pool Friday


he just wanted a swim:


Somebody actually picked jail though


I got dogs in my yard so I just let me dog shred them for me


i didnt want my dog eating it.


vitamins


anyways i must go, someone dm me and be my friend cause ive cried tonight


Rats just need poison


But Im in the country


Heya!


free purse


We got a 6ft hoss living around here.


oo


We dont value rodents


They are bad


Tough one


For human infrastructure


Ill get them coal


!topic


Pay off my husbands debts. Expand my business.


Take a long vacation


Probably invest it, or put it in a fixed deposit.


Buy a lot and build a custom house


Run away with my crush


And buy rental properties and invest the rest


If you won S1 million playing the lottery, what would you do?


YAGPDB.xyz


Try to improve this bot first


Id by a house and ranch for my parents


Buy


That's nice


Wake up


Check my phone


Grab my phone


Bible Study


Ew with the phones


Pregnancy


Divorce


I take my dog out


Coma


!wyr


OOOf I'm


Hey what Id AIDS was airborne


Hello


Hey


I knew a pat


He was very homophobic


Are you a homophobic Patrick?


!topic


Im not homophobic


everything


Add a bigger pool


I know an Adam


Bigger? I don't even have one!


Reddick?


I am trying to move so I guess location


Actually I take that back


Lot size


I'd change lot size


Make it bigger.


ooh location is good


No not an Adam Reddick


Need a proper work area and a library


Pat reddick


Pennsylvania


Maine


Florida


England


Homophobic that edits a uni paper


Patrick Reddick


Oh


I dont know him


Id like to beat his head with mine


state: covid19


smartass


So NY?


!topic


Cali?


Currently?


Harley quinn


Tom and Jerry


Oh nice, we got ppl from Florida


REN and stimpy


courage the cowardly dog


I'm from GA


Junk food


junk food


Without tv


I need my snacks.


!wyr


no cable no beer make me go crazy


Ill take the cash


Uhhh nooo.


Id eat my meal in front of them


And share


Wholesome


Doesn't say anything about sharing


Granted my kids have acted like they are 10 starving children.


Wholesome memes


So I guess I have done something similar


!topic


I am 10 starvunf children


Over easy sunny side up


All the way through usually.


Scrambled


Ramen eggs.


Hi zero!


Unless its over medium.


Hello Zero!


Welcome!


My ramen eggs are coming along nicely


Bruh, the Darth Vader theme rlly beats


i like my eggs...rancheros


Heyo


Im just seeing all the drama in the server today lmaoo


Dang its too much


drama?


imperial march is so good


Im in tears from laughing


Read this first


Then this


Yeah, that's really disturbing.


Anyone feeling sad and wants to laugh?


Sure


thank you


I chuckled


too many words..Tl;dr? someone got catfish


Yes a 16 year old girl by a 45 year old man


welcome whack


i thought it was the other way around, some guy pretended to be a girl.


Welcome!


Who wants to video chat with me


Thank you Jesus


i actually dont know if she is


i just thought about how she was doing some music at one point then thought of old person eating oat meal


then joined thoughts


disturbing


BoopBoop boop boop


Misty Boop Boop? pooB pooB?


Lmao


I came to say boop boop to you BoopBoop but you left


Misty I didn't see


Boop Boop?


Boop boop


I need to travel


beep boop


But where do I go


ocean


Where do I gooo


My app crashed


Hmm go to Idaho


hey


What's in idaho


I went it was actually so fun


Apps don't crash there


Boise?


Where did you go


Mhm


What did you do


Well it was a school trip but we also did other stuff


Like?


Oh right you are 14


Idaho is awesome


Ride the s


Im not


Im almost 17


2 bars of chocolate obtained.


Pikachu come down to Georgia


Savannah is the best


What is there to do in Savannah?


U can also visit the coco cola factory and the aquarium


I've been to atlanta


Come to the Olympic mountains in Washington


Been there done that


Tons of boat rides


Washington is nice


I want to do that


Beautiful city


Like river rides?


In Savannah?


Cute chicks?


Aight


Lot of undergrad students


They got booty?


I know a chick in this server with no booty


Idk man


Howdy


But yeah I want to go hiking too


How goes it


I've got a mad headache and am about to slay a giant bee, anyone having a better night?


I mean, if ur in Savannah, u cab come by Atlanta


We have stone mountain


Huge hiking place


Never been there


Saw they have laserr night shows


Is it worth?


Ya, pretty worth it


Schlesinger I'm here to collect my alimony. 150 please.


Nice pic


You took it?


Lmao


No, Google pic


Welcome, everyone!


Big migraine


Many brain cells lost


Hello


heya


hi friends


anybody here?


Rip


u been playing terraria for 14 hours?


Whomst


WelcomAshFriday


Oh, nah today it's been on, but I left my PC idle since about 1 or 2pm EST


Who playin Terraria for 14 hrs


Yesterday I put 13 hours into my world tho


I got too many hours in Terraria


Damn, sheesh


I'm doing a summoner and melee only run while he does magic and melee only


Cus mastery mode seems easy


Im just building my Forest Town for rn


It ain't much but I hope it looks nice


Yea we've been building arenas and decorating them based on what boss they're for, the brain has a background with upside down crosses and the slime king has a basic platform arena with wood designs behind it


Yeah Arenas are always good


Required for Plantera


Yea Plantera will be fun


Please no spoilers on the new bosses


Looking forward to finding them in game


Yeah I don't want to be spoiled either


Same, I looked at new items and such to make sure we don't miss some early game stuff, but been avoiding YouTube and reddit about Terraria


This update made me feel like I'm playing the game for the first time again, it's been wonderful


They already tried to spoil one of them in the thumbnail


But my brain forgot the design so im fine


Ik everyone's hyped and IM hyped


The update is making me hyped again for playing Terraria


I was on the minute the update was live


Expert is easy once you adjust to the slightly more difficult monsters


though I hadn't finished my expert playthrough


Felt like the 1.3 update all over again lmao, I beat the lunar boss within the first 30 mins when it was released then for some reason couldn't beat him the next 4 tries


Yesss LMFAO 45 fkn dmg


pretty much 2 shot you


or 3 shot maybe


And then when you're just exploring


One ballon slime is like: Yoo, imma ruin this man's career


and just destroys me


It's terrifying


Tho I do plan on doing summoner with this new mode


Heard it had a overhaul


The birb summon you get in Journey


es cute


I also heard Throwing Damage is now viable outside of early game before Hardmode


but idk if you want that detail


Guys


Its time to stop hating


And start loving


Yo.


Kekekekeke


pog


Oyoyoyoy


Bored


Yup same


I do


When im bored


Its dead af rn


tru


too early for europe. too late for USA


Welcome sfwtv45


Or not


How are you guys this evening?


Or day


im going back to sleep


Enjoy your slumber friend


i had roughly 4 hours


Bye bye


Pretty good, thanks God


Nice nickname shitlord


!pick 7289


nutty joe


!work


panic attack time?


Thanks Ekko


Ello everyone


I have panic attack now


Need hug?


I can't breathe


Heya I'm new here whats going on?


afrocoder ello there


willow try grounding urself


you mean like not having electronics groundind


bruh lmao


nutty lmao


If ur having a panic attack, u try to ground urself. Touch 5 things


I'll be on the ground soon enough I'm about to pass out


Why


Panic attack


Oh


nutty oh


I'm moving next week


Im moving tomorrow


Rosie whats up


I'm not moving, I'm stationary.


my blood pressure that's whats up


Are you panicking because of the move


yes


Do you still live with your parents


I don't want to leave this house I've lived here since I was born


afrocoder nothing much, doing well. Wbu?


Hello UwU


Heyyy


I um I'll be living with my mom my parents are getting a divorce


I was my current house since I was born, but I learned not to hold on to anything emotionally


Damn das so sad, I'm sorry


Anyone want to vc


My parents got divorced when I was 10, I know what its like


Sorry to hear that


I grounded myself still can't breathe


Berghoff thats nice, I'm about to start working: see ya later


Are you still in school? willow


Ight cya later afro


Hey


no school ended last week failed 3 of my classes


Hii


Ello Tristas


What's up


Lmao love ur pfp


Doing good wbu


I'm pretty good


Thanks


So if you move are youre just gonna leave the house behind willow


yeah


I already know what house I


am moving to


I get youre gonna miss the house and the neighborhood, but its something new, you might not like it, but you have to try


Wait I think I was here before


Or you might like the new house much more


yeah I do like the new house easy to sneak my gf in my room


You have a gf, lucky


well kinda


Does she love you


yes


You have someone that loves you, lucky


I've known her for a year


Thats cool, will the move effect that?


Thats good


she's moving too


Hey koolaid mans


I've never met her irl


bruh


Hey yoyo god


Ok, well even an online gf is better then none


Indeed


true


tro


And I know from experience, 15 years without an irl or online gf, it gets lonely


Dang my longest relationship was 6 years but fell apart


I've had a new gf every couple months since I was 8


my longest was 7 months, geez


Ooof


I'm 16 now


You guys are dating people


I'm 16 too


!pick 1549


eh kinda


Yeah


sure


25 girlfriends 4 boyfriends


Oh, my stats are different


Dang


i dont count


1 right hand on and off 1 left hand


I only had 2


Gf


I count because my friend and I place bets on them


I was in a cast for a couple months so I used my left


Oh but I dont like to do that to girls then it tears them apart


As a person


so


Y'all having gf


Nope


Correction. Had


Imagine being in a loving relationship


Yea


I know that's why I rarely am the one to end the relationship


Never gonna happen


imagine being in any relationship


Thedarklordlilith was about to type that ty


Uum just try to go out and make one


i dont like em


I dunno how


im always the one who ends them


Ooh I'm ssorry


I've ended 2 relationships out of the 20 I've had


Thedarklordlilith didnt you say youve had relationships in the past


Ooof


i literally just said im the one who ends them, so yea


Oh, didnt notice that


hi yoyogod


willow I'm proud of you


it was for the best they treated my like garbage


What was It like having someone love you


heh not at this time of the year


idk


only had people like me


Whats that like


its nice


Ooh yeah makes since


youll understand nutty joe


No I wont


fine you wont


Just be yourself


imagine being approached


I'm sorry if u dont u will live your whole life a lie


that aint love


no you won't


What is love


baby dont hurt me


Hey


Then idk what to tell u I only had 2 gf and I'm 16 and they last for 3 to 6 years


That was my joke


they hurt me


a lot


sorry nutty joe, i had to


willow F


Tbh I do keep myself slightly hard to get only to seee whether they make any effort to talk. It works!


thats a pretty good strategy


Aee there u go


See


That's something I've been doing a lot now


mentally and physically mostly physical


And dont like a girl cause ther boob size or butt size


i dont think i can do that, im too flirty


For personality


Imagine flirting with someone


I like the girl cause of her heart size


Yeah see willow


yeah i love enlarged hearts


I like a girl if she shows any interest at all in me


lmfao


somehow that doesn't surprise me


Guys stop soon sum one will


I'm about to have another panic attack just thinking about the pain they caused me


Ooh sorry umm...


x to doubt


Ooh


I don't want to be hurt again


None of us do


Im in a constant state of hurt


she


she said she loved me


why did she hurt me


Yeah ik many people did to me too but they lie


They do it for attention


she said I deserved it


Or maybe eye


eyes


and I'm starting to believe her again


yui hug willow


willow dont


You'll get through it, do the right thing.


That's why I joined this server it saved me too


it's my fault I didn't kiss her right


no


thats no reason


No that's has nothing to do with It your a amazing person i bet


Im got bullied on this server so this has done nothing for me


So she judges u for not kissing right? Das nasty


aww nutty joe


Oh well then


it's my fault I didn't know the difference between pads and tampons


Uum


literally thats not a reason for her to have mistreated you


Aye


it isn


isn't


My man


Doorfingers


Jk


Doorfingers I like the toenail size


Eeek


yes i love some large toenails


Feet ish


nutty toe


Uum ok I'm going to go


is there a reason?


better for digging deep into the ground


theres never a reason to mistreat someone


Papagena are we on the same wavelength rn


if you dont like them, its best to leave instead of hurt them


willow there is no reason for her to treat u like trash, u must get out of the relationship if it's toxic for u.


I did


3 months ago


Das good


Why is pepe so hot


And youre already dating again, you must be attractive


Morning folks


Gm lyam


Dang


True


Oggy?!, u stayed up whole ni8 XD


or their standards are low


hey lyam


Its 10:00pm LyamFurious


Nope I slept


Hi all


I still have scars from her


yeah if it's below 6 it doesn't count


Hey willow thinking sum Els like idk your fav thing to do


Mine is masterbating


I mean people have told me I'm cute


, u were the last person I talked to the other day and first person to talk to today well almost XD


mine is sleeping


willow the scars will go, but never forget the lessons that came with it. Use them when u meet ur One.


I should sleep it's 1am


nutty joe


sleep sleep sleep


But dont make it a habit I used to but I've stood for a couple years it gets boring bec real is better


Awww y'all needs to sleepp uwu


Nooo I'm the uwu


it's 7am


james


Uuwwuuu


RRR


Hello darklord Thedarklordlilith


Imagine sleeping


now I have a song running through my head can't sleep


imagine


Why tho? willow


imagine imagining


Thats exactly what I said


nutty lie


Nutty nutty nutty


nutty joe


brown skin pretty brown eyes slim waist but her hips kinda wide thick thighs she about 5'5 or about 5'6


THATS NOT IMAGINE IMAGINING


Nutty lie


willow why that song


idk


willow


You describe girl that doesnt exist


I have juice WRLD stuck in my head 24/7


girls like that exist


last night I had the strangest dream


Spill your wet dream willow


Fr? Thedarklordlilith


I have the souls of those I consumed screaming in my head.


JAMES!


Hello darklord Thedarklordlilith


yea fr, i dated one


omg


hello


Whoa. Thats cool bro


I sailed away to china in a little row boat to find ya


super cool i know


Not that song


nutty no


I also have a song that stuck in my head..


you said you had to get your laundry cleaned


I admit it


What is this bruh moment?


Nutty professor?


can we sing bohemian rhapsody


wow nutty joe


Broke my heart oh no she didnt


No too long according to radio


nutty joe


f sippin ima down a whole bottle


Hard liquor


Let's just sing gangsta rap the glockumentary


hard truth can't swallow


Need a bartender put me out of my sorrow


Wake me up


Wake me up inside


Can't wake up


I dont know the rest


lmfao


How don't you know the rest to this masterpiece?


Wanna sing Hotel California


blackbear?


What


Wanna sing hotel Mario


1700 sea Shanties


somebody once told me


The world is gonna role me


i aint the sharpest tool in the shed


hotel Mario theme plays nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic aye luigi?


with her finger and her thumb


In the shape of an L on her forehead


in the shape of an L on her forehead


Well the years start coming


heyo


Hey


and they dont stop comin


it's raining


Hello


Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


It's too cold


Y'all vibing


we are:3


it's hot here, so rain do be a blessing


Same


i love rain


same


Didnt make sense not to live for fun


Been cloudy for days


it makes me sound


where do i go to report someone


Yo mama


Ekko it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like too meet


nutty joe mama


owo


i like recording the rain


nutty OwO


sane


No one finished the joke sad times


It rains every other day where I live


im jealous


Honestly we don't get much rain in the UK


Why


Ireland gets more idk


Awww man


i love the rain and i dont get it often here


why'd you ban him


As a fellow Asian man I approve


yes b


My window cant open so I cant hear the rain


rip


poor you


34c here my dudes


the sound of rain is everything


i be vibin'


it's 34 yeah


Who's getting banned now?


celcius


spending all my nights alone waitin for you call me


All this terminology like vibe kinda pisses me off being honest


Churchyy, is it raining there b?


why


rain makes me bed feel cozy


As you can see in this example, it cant open


oh no


Because most the people who use vibe and stuff tend to be really annoying


It gets really hot in the summer


nutty joe, it do be raining there hen?


nutty joe unlike my ex gf's legs


willow why


Hello


first thing in the morning and you be sweating already hen


oof


kiruwu I think its raining now


yay!


Dude Laos alone gets to like 45


she has 2 kids neither are mine


there's thunder bicth, dafuq


I think


yesss


how old was she


thunder is life


she's 17


a bit scared of em, but wtd


oop


willow


Dude


kiruwu sometimes thunder means death


she be active


it do be the truth joehyung


one might be mine not sure


nutty joe


Yup


In the uk our consent age is 16 boomers


ohio's consent age is 16


Consent here is 18 and the drinking age is 19


Actually mixed French just moved to the UK Ekko


idk consent here


Philippines age of consent is 12 lmao


I'm irish and german


my grandma got married at 15


I want to go to Germany next year


Y'all being too nice.


If you wanna drink just drink no matter what your age is. Just do it in a basement or the bushes


Some parts of Japan consent is 13


the philippines do be too much for relationships


can I go to germany with you


same


children here can drink


Filipino people are a weird bunch


Anytime after August 26th this year I wanna go to Germany because the drinking age is 16


and teens can have soulmate without their parents knowing


Bruh


In other news, I got scared off of my room by a big cockroach


!ban paris


DAAAMN


omg


Aw man


what's going on


France is okay


What happened?


ban hammer comin down hard tonight


Whose paris?


Exactly


Ban hammer and sickle


Whats your opinion on communism


Just ignore us


ah


ignore them


hey jewel


Young Stalin is hot


Ok Oliver


this do be triggering us hens


Damn the mods is pattolling in this chat.


Y'all better behave.


I will not ignore you oliver you matter


How are you guys


Just cleaning out trolls.


i always behave


im good beetcj


I took a political compass test and Im at the same spot as Stalin


What


who got banned?!


Why


paris


hmm


I had someone from an 18 dating server try to convert me to Marxist leninism and the he blocked me when I sent proof that Lenin was a terrorist nutty joe


I'm at the same spot as Margaret Thatcher


SendMeAnimeGirls


Stalin time


Hmmm


i know nothing about politics


stream fancy by twice


same


I like kpop girls.


Have u seen Ben Shapiro's vid


me too


Seeing I pop dancing makes me want to die, I left twitter to get away from them


Im gonna ask you a couple questions and you have to answer acutely


He didn't like that website lmao


Have you heard SNSD. The girls are legend kiruwu


yes


GIRLS GENERATION


Yess


tifanny young do be my life


she joined sm agency because their business card is pink


she be loving pink


No girlbands nowadays can top those SNSD girls in my opinion.


I've heard 2 rap songs recently and said these are horrible


That is not the real reason


real reason of what?


There was monetary reasons behind why she would have joined


Want to see where you stand on the political compass in 2 question


no, she literally joined because their business card is pink


seriously


Bruh


and she auditioned


passed


debuted


I doubt that highly, they probably just say that as a joke or publicity thing


no, she said it herself


I could say I did 9/11 but did I do it?


Lmaooo


but also, she did have passion for singing


so yeah


miss jackson is good until the second guy comes in


Kpop fans are a never level of insanity


There we go we have our real reason


Backstreet's back


ALRIGHT


pls don't judge me


Like you honestly believe she didnt have the business correct before she signed anything?


I've had some real fun times with k pop stans


The good thing about having a dead finger is your phone doesnt feel heavy when youre holding it


Thats like an artist signing a 360 deal and all their publishing away


Because they like pink


Lmao


Kpop stans scare tf out of me dude


this do be tiffany young


They say the pink card thing as a joke it's not unusual for bands to do things like that


someone who hasn't talked here gets banned


Mete


Wtf


I wss attacked by one back in Vietnam


oh wait


No but this dude takes it as gospel


Kpop stans are en extra kinda of special needs person


im confused of what you're saying now


Churchyy


What's a sasaeng btw


kiruwu so I work in the music industry in a loose sense


The pink card isn't the actual reason they say it as a joke


it's like an obsessed fan


And what youre saying sounds like INSANITY


they follow their idol everywher


a group of stalkers


lemme summarize


What do you think of the joji/pink guy thing


the only pink I like is pink guy


summarise because i am what, british


AAYYE


Honestly before I met k pop stans I thought emos and metalcore heads were the worst


Ayyye


Extreme kpop stan is extreme no matter what


Kpop bois tryna cancel everyone


Pink guy bops


Ramen king is the only good rap song


Pink guy rip but welcome joji


Baba booey


Saranghae ha jiman.


salanghae


bruh


btq


White is right” is a good song


Ikr


yes b


agree


Korean stans are worst than in the west


Gays4donaldtrump is epic


anyways, yeah, a sasaeng is a freak


i don't stan them


I always meant to ask kiruwu why do you call people b” like youre from New York and black


Are you?


Are you one of sasaeng too kiruwu


vitch naw


LITney Spears was d scn g


Ayyye


BoopBoop what yuh saying boy?


im not black


It's because b is the first letter in Beter


LITney Spears now finish run some cod


yes beetch


wbu?


you be right tho


Dazawassa, you be turning blue


BoopBoop man fall asleep today and finding trouble to sleep yes


Bruh


But ts the same


BoopBoop chattin up some chiney ting


LITney Spears yea boy same ting with me. I trying to because i have some school work tmr


Have my lips turned blue purple?


LITney Spears ahhh boy


BoopBoop meh last one was chiney and all. I mean Vietnamese but you know all trini go say chiney


Just sounds like wanna be chavs talking


korea is very harsh on people honestly


especially those who dont fit their standards


I am sorta awake, n sleepy rn, hi tho


Were Trinidadian Dazawassa


Dazawassa who boy?


White people again nah


gn y'all


love y'all


night gold!


Yep, they obsessed with plastic surgery, right? kiruwu


Lewwe go on VC boy


luv you luvs


Dazawassa you know you british people actually steal the way we talk right? just like you steal everything from the region?


Ekko, yes, and its normal for them if you admitted you had plastic surgery


Hmmm


British road man slang is literally stolen Caribbean patois


gays here are just too much


BoopBoop thats kinda racist


LITney Spears same ting i saying


They got hot girls ok


Yeah but dem men dem go act like we lyin


Is not de usual crowd today


BoopBoop im not even British I'm Thai French mix I just live here


Dazawassa how is this racist? where did i mention a race? i said'region'. But you're the actual racist so you're assuming that the caribbean region is just black right?


i am not a fan


Is dem men who does say ngga and all that nah


ent


They honestly do


i need somw jesus in my lifw


Everyone needs jesus or freddie mercury


Thedarklordlilith, god is


not jesus


i think


i don't remember


you think


wow


god do be my husband


HAIL


BoopBoop none of we bredren dem here


Literally all I did was mention the way of speaking and I get shat on


god and jesus are my husbands


God left us a long time ago


God died


god left humanity for me


Dazawassa because we know what a chav is. You call us wanna be chavs and think we don't know what it means?


I lived


make me SE


Jesus Christ is the mother of spiders


BoopBoop it was literally a joke


Ok Thedarklordlilith bend over,you're worse than moira is


jesus be knocking on our doors hen


Ayyy @ this battle of chavs lmaooo


cute


Dazawassa you tried to say that our natural way of speaking due to being from the literal Caribbean is chav speak


Something they appropriate from us


You think jesus got the virus?


i could never b worse than moira


Jesus invented it


tea sis


LITney Spears you honestly need to learn to take a joke


Didn't Wendy's do the meme ad?


just


Wendy Williams is an actual ghoul


LITney Spears it's always a joke when it's not about them inno


Its LITney Spears he's just the lord of sarcasm and mastubatory memes


Dazawassa insulting out culture isnt that great of a joke


what is going on...


Ayyy SE


where did nutty joe go


LITney Spears you say this as if I'm not asked to do people maths homework and told I go ching Chang ching stop getting so offended it's a joke


Thedarklordlilith away


Dazawassa calm yourself down an teabag yourself


what is happening


CALM DOWN


As a halo 2 veteran I am best at teabaging


i do be turning mature tho


this is very rare


Basically I made a joke pointing out how chavs speak similarly to how they do and somehow I am now racist or something


Rare like your sister, sign me up


i don't have a sister beetch


Honestly I've just learned online that nothing is ever mature


hello


kiruwu


she has her sisters


Wdym?y u lyin?


I said'region' and you suggested racism


BoopBoop i mean saying that I probably stereotype the culture there and hate it is kinda calling me racist, you don't have to say it to mean it


We said it was ignorant of you to assume we were chavs for speaking to each other in our native tongue, its like an American telling someone to speak English this is America


I didn't assume you were a chav dude it's a joke


Dazawassa you know you british people actually steal the way we talk right? just like you steal everything from the region?


BoopBoop did this say anything about stereotype?


WWWTTTFFF


where did i mention stereotype?


Ya'll fookin chads an incels


bro you lying


this is making me cry


BoopBoop its been implicit through the conversation more than just one thing


From laughter? I hope kiruwu


Sad


yes


please scroll up at that message and then read your next message. You literally brought racism into it. No one else.


I mean it kinda was racist, look just drop it, it was a joke


guys stop


It was a joke desn't excuse it


He probably won't stop until he sees me on a pike


So what's going on here?


omg


Also you mentioned chavs, we just corrected you and stated were from the Caribbean


Should I get Mete?


Guys lets keep fighting.


I loove dramaa


no


let's no fight


The drama is youEkko


I just want an valid explanation on how it was racist and then i'll drop it. If i made a mistake i'll gladly apologize but I don't think i am in the wrong


I'd the Caribbean nice to live in?


BoopBoop you stereotyped me into something I wasn't just for commenting onto a dialect, and it was like and extreme one too, dude just stop


Blame LyamFurious


For all dramatical needs


Right XD


MoonClipper its lovely if youre cut out for it


Wut? SE


I only visit in the summers Boop lives there full time


There isn't even a drama that's needed here they are just blowing this out of proportion


'a young person of a type characterized by brash and loutish behaviour usually with connotations of a low social status.' The google definition of a chav, what you compared us to


!topic


Embrace the the you, know the you Ekko


I'm just gonna Ignore them this is bollox


i got hit by a motorcycle


LITney Spears I plan to go sailing there one day is why I ask, not really live there n


Yes, I almost cut my finger off


I had a friend who got run over by a cat once


Or as others would say counsel house and violent” if theyre going to be more derogatory towards them


i love cats


Were answering the question


STAHPPP


nutty


MoonClipper youll love it


LITney Spears see what i was talking about smfh


my stomach


ugh neither


My head


CATS ARE EVIL


You still have to love em.


cats are so cute


BoopBoop I mean weve been Trinidadian our entire lives so its not like this is new


indeed


!topic


okay, stop now


Soccer


badminton


Like when they heard us on VC with our accents in full swing


STOP


JUST STOP


What's wrong


LITney Spears


true


LyamFurious tips for losing weight


tennis


I dated your mom


nutty joe


LyamFurious is right, you aren't even taking into account that I only live in the country which is what you claim I am doing


no joemo


SE lord of cardio, my metabolism keeps me from getting fat even if I get lazy


It keeps me at a steady weight


I cant cardio


BEING BORN


I would go back in time and remove pewdiepie


Killing myself as a baby


I have bad lungs sadly


Pls snipe


But that would cause a loop


i have superfast metabolism


And what would happen


which is rude of my body


Just walk a lot SE


Man MAN I wish I wasnt fat


You dont need to run or jog


!topic


I should drink like 6 bottles of water a day or smth


People


I like chicken nuggets too much


what's pet peeve again?


Misty same


I like cheese too much


kiruwu its something you dont like


majer bb youre slim thicc


Misty only the ones from McDonald's.


Chaps Weekend you tried to work your way up to as much extra walking a day as you can?


Like people eating with there mouth open


MoonClipper Tyson chicken nuggets


have period


Tyson nuggets are icky.


Look at the tits


lose my rights


BoopBoop I mean I grew up in America and if it wasnt for the fact that daddy dem tell me I had to learn to talk like them and hide my accent I would have had even more trouble


choke the pope


!topic


Masterbate


Watch netflix


get high


Ride a motorcycle.


omg


It doesn't matter if ur slim or fat, what matters is how u are as a person.:


nutty joe


Read manhua and manga


those masterbates are getting me


Read manhwa hentai


rainy


Season 3


fall or winter


Summer. Cicadas are nostalgia to me.


hey all


BoopBoop thats the reason I can switch American to trini accent, they literally said they wont take you seriously if you sound like us, so give yourself a chance and as kids we just spoke like Americans whenever we werent at home


Winter


heya clarke


!topic


SE, woah, i meant it as it was making me laugh, jesus


Nothing


a phone


a blunt


head


Accents are great js


phone prices here are the equivalent of S118


love accents


Sameee


A loft with books


A roof and walls


Studio apartment


really big and a pool


i love a house thats liveable


A sailboat. Cuz then I can sail around the world.


somewhere away from the city


Pool


how much is a phone in the us?


Tell me about your dream house.


YAGPDB.xyz 2.5 feet wide, 8 feet long, 6 feet deep


BoopBoop but well always be treated differently and thats just something we have to deal with and not let it hold us back really


depends on the phone


yea


depends


like an iphone


!topic


like the average


which one


too much thats why i have a samsung


Low


I paid S600ish for my OnePlus 7T


how much is a samsung then


really?


LITney Spears yea don't worry when i reach where i reach it go be just jokes


mine is older so like 300


that do be too much


for like an iphone 78 yea


My friend paid S60 for his phone


my phone is P6,000


BoopBoop and I know youll reach


what tf is that fancy p kiruwu


MoonClipper dm SVAvocet shes sailing in a boat


that's S100 i


LITney Spears blessings G


!topic


Milk


Doorfingers, P philippine peso


Mustard


mayonaise


soup


LITney Spears you done reach


SE thanks!


Mustard is trash


Soup and milk


BoopBoop lemme go back and chat up dem gyul I go check you soon boy


pls snipe


lmfao


P do be our currency


Milk is a condiment


it is not


LITney Spears be safe out here on these ends and dem


nutty joe best condiments


You dip cookies in it


oh ueah


And its an ingredient


I said what I said


what are you 5


ive never had mustard before


same


you're not missing much


Take it or leave it


no it isnt


Yes it is


it is


Y'all got fired up about mustard .


you don't normally put it on food


You dip cookies in it and its an ingredient


Aint no one fired up lmao


Hamburgers


condiments are made just to be put on other food


milk can be eaten alone


condiments are anything that gives flavour to food


You don't put milk on your pizza?


You can eat mustard alone


And drink it


but it's not made to do that


Misty is sizzlin' bro she smokin, hit up her dms


thas a big hot dog


i can eat raw noodles


Please dont


But you can


it's delicious


i am a weird child honestly


And you add milk into stuff as an ingredient


Anyways


what's your opinion on pinapple on pizza


love it


Tbf raw noodle isn't that bad in taste


Bad


you're wrong


Pineapple on pizza is good.


love pineapple on a pizza


I swear to god SE if I get random dms because of that I will hit you with a frying pan


pls snipe


lmfao


pineapple on pizza do be life


You


ok when


Even though its made in Canada and Im Canadian, its not great


Thedarklordlilith


Misty so that means I shouldn't DM you?:c


!topic


Both


both


morning


i hate evening showers


Evening


Like for times a day. Cuz I can


nothing


Cumming


no school


terraria 1.4


Uum


Alyx dying would be good


Yeah


that can be arranged


ooh


Imma go back to bed night all


Not


in a pan


over easy


wait no


pls snipe


Aye Alyx same level


Smh


scrambled


yall finna get salmonella


Fried but the yolk liquid


P


oops


hello


sup


heya


looking for a friend


sip


i am


we are


Art


im you're friend now


nice


Hey look I'm art


!topic


my bladdee is filled


my phone is dead idk


Thats it


cant say


you didn't take that picture joe


this


i look dead


of you while sleeping


The last photo I took was different


who is that kid


The discompositiok of light through water and a mirror


that filter is not for me


who is that sexy boy


Bwhqoabah


no 8 year olds allowed


that do be me hen


You post your face a lot


yeah


its in the question


Not a picture but a screenshot


stop judging


This is the last photo I took


and not even in selfies


i love how i look likw


Jump


it says the last photo i took


Its not me


nice nutty joe


thats the last photo i took


you have a bowl cut


You guys in VC are the best. Had a great night!


!topic


my bladder is filled with pee


omg


Uum


Baby driver


pls snipe


should i pee


nymphomaniac


!work


i gotta pee


pee


okay


I don't watch that many movies


Okay I'm moving to slow chat for a bit you guys are too hectic for me. Anyone that wants to DM me is free to.


see you later hens


luv you luvs


gotta bathe


!topic


nothing


no school


Cumming


going for a swim


dammit nutty joe


username checks out joe


nutty joe


Uum


Cicadas. Cicadas are my favorite thing about summer


Okay bye jow


same wavelength


nutty joe once told me don't kill people


aww


Neither


Uumm


Neither but sing if I had too


both


!topic


!work


The size


everything


Magnum dong isnt always magnum


yes


I like to cook ramen


Cause Im the ramen king


you put milk in it before or after?


After


During the cooking process


Uummm


ooh


i realised that im not ready to shower yet


lmfao


OOO


yeah


Sex


My right hand


my family uwu


dildos


love my family


All sex related


No me is UwU


Type something other than uuhhmmmnmhmhmmmhhH


i put chocolate drink on my rice


Even kiruwu family


!topic


Uum ye


drugs


Vbucks


Strip club


Brazzers for a year or 2


yell out who dropped 100 bucks


bruh


momentum


bruh momentum


Dang that hit diff


momento de bruh


Or I would keep it and put it in a savings account


Bru


the art of the deal


Cum


A lot


Hold a long steel stick outside


Why do u always beat ur meat


nutty joe how many times do you nut in a day


Thats my type of rain


Lmfao


Id say 36 on average


Jesus christ


smoke


the testosterone on this man


The most Ive done it in one day is 8


geez


Does anything even come out by 8?


Yes it has to or it has to hurt to pee


Its almost nothing, but its still there


welp


!tooic


Ive actually done 7 today, I might do it again


tooic


U know it's bad for u to do it that many times a day


we love a tooic


!topic


trash


sleep


BO GOD PLZ NO


Cums a lot


one senctence


Hiya


Oh one sentence?


Uum


hey moonlander


Money


And lube


money


condoms


Coins


Nothing


Maybe a bill or two


Magnum condoms for my magnum dong


air


i have P300 of money


I have 70 dollars total


that's S5 i believe


!topic


No


Cumming


Oh no


Plz


Goddamit joe


Ok Ill stop


smh


thank you


Indeed thx bless u


The death


the quiet


staying inside


doing donuts in the snow


no winter here


Making snow cones


The lack of snow


The snow reminds me of my type of snow


i love snow


Cocaine


winter season is a season of suicides


thanks nutty i didnt get it


Ok


!topic


It doesn't even snow where I live


nothing


life


can yall buy me a plane ticket


to where


Nothing


y'all.


i need to leave this country


There is no travel rn


wherever


uum


im not good at making decisions so youll have to choose where


i have fast metabolism so none


exercise duh


Sams


Thedarklordlilith, adelie land


Does masterbating count as a sport


stop


ill pretend to know where that is


antartica


I knew he was going to day that


just stop


seriously


!topic


Puberty


i was born


I was 13


Ill stop there


arent you still 13


Im 15


LMAO


i have three consecutive moles


im 14


I'm 16


like orions belf or something


im 17


Ooof


you guys be turning old


im ancient bruv


Yeah sadly


I think heh was the only one who got it


Sadly


recently, i dreamt of being an 18th century harlot


Neet


!topic


water


wootah


Coke


heez


Whattt


4 days


2 hours


9 hours


4 days? You ok?


Heres a topic


Ass or titties


2 hours you ok


Ass


Both


i love titties


Mans gotta hibernate


Howdy


Nani


Done with the workout!


welcome back lyam


I do my workout 36 times a day


Sometimes 8


gg


damn nutty joe must be buff


Ooh


Its mainly my right arm


I am not too hard, but I do every morning without fail


Stop lmao


aha


gotta switch it up sometimes


!topic


Umm


No plz jor


Joe


Oud smell I guess


after putting out a candle


I have a smell


Buttt...


My room


Lmao


Oud ay typical middle Eastern dude


My hand


Joe is cuming always in your mind


Just like me


I was gonna say alive, but


That's it


Someone like me


Nah mia Khalifa!


50ft tall, wants to smash government buildings


cuteee


I mean Mia only got big chest


Nah she good


she cute


But yeah she is OK


My first reaction was I want the perfect girl to be alive, but desperate times call for desperate measures


Back to tower of god, l8tr fools


Huh


Howdy jewel


Cya SE


!topic


Thedarklordlilith Bye sloot


eyes


How is everyone


Fine wbu?


Depends


Um there Hair


Gucci


No lmao


nice


actually face


thats an important one


LyamFurious Im great. Had my first day back at school since lockdown.


jewelgoat oh grates, I hope all went well for you


Let me finish


Ahh well


Tell my mom I love her


Yep. It did


Yippykayye mofos!


!topic


Animal farm


Does fanfic count


My biology text book on anatomy XD


It feels good to be a gangster


Howdy Kuma!


Otherwise trails of Apollo. The hidden orcal


!rob jewelgoat


nazi hunters


everything


Ummm


Hey. H. Why


Plz dont joe


Why


!rob H


Yo lyam


Na I am not weird I mean look at me, I am fine specimen XD


Me dont like it


!topic


Dead


To be the king of the whole wide world XD


still do


An male stripper like my mom


Im 13 so at the moment I wanna be a goat farmer


Would be cool though


jewelgoat that's the most humble stuff I have heard today and I luv it!


popcoin


Borgar


Cool


My gf


Bottomless fries


Noice


Fresh, deep fried blue cod and some hot chips


Idk


Fish and chips ey


!topic


online


Online


Online for now


Store


Kila. Blue cod is not just fish


I don't like crowded stores though


Because stores are social interactions and I dont support it


yess


I seen an orgy at a mall so I dont go to stors


I like less crowded places in general I don't like being touched or hit XD


Also I can have a good time while online shopping


omg


Have you see those models


Anyways gtg


nutty hun i think you need help


byebye lyam


Have nice day or night ahead


I do


Hi friends


Oop yeah


heya


!topic


Raw


Scrambled


From birth


With feta


Eggs hurt my stomach


I don't eat then anymore


Pls snipe


Lmao


Bruh


I used to like poached


ahem


Explain


eggsplain


pizza


Peps


Meatlovers pizza


New York pizza too


Bread, tomato paste cheese, and my secret ingredient


Lots of olives


Ewww


no nutty


pls


!topic


Ummm


Uhhh


Lunch


Plz I cant with u lmso


Sleep


At school. Its lunchtime


sleep


Nice


i like sleeping


Its 11:40 I wanna see if i can rub one out before tomorrow


Oml


There side chicks


flirtiness


They need to be nice and trustworthy


This is a poll, if it has more upvotes then downvotes all rub one out


Ok Im cumming


dont tell us


Ill be back to tell you if I dont before midnight


lmfao


poor nutty


He will never be the same


his left arm will never catch up


Frfr


Im bored


hey


super bored


Same


do you video call?


ok


np


Cool


Ooof


big oof lmao


A fir trying tho


what we oofing for


For


Ohhh


OOOf


Yeee


Isn't jewel like 13 too tho?


yea lmao


i think


oof


welcome pico


Yikes


Hi pico


hi C;


C:


Hey pico welcome


hello hello


How are you


oh


im good, how are u!


Ooh hey


Im awesome. First day back at school in ages today and the Percy Jackson books will be getting a series on Disney plus


lmfao


Rose's are red violets are blue she showed me her boobies and I like them too the water boy


if theres a percy jackson series, id fs watch it


Coming


I'd love those


Got announced last week


That it is happening


do you guys read Percy Jackson?


Jk jk I love those books


Yus


Yep


all of em


Yeah sadly I read all Rick's stuff


sadly? They were amazing


The author


I lived all of them


Loved


Are you guys that like Ricks books in the Percy server


nooo


Uum


Hellow babies


I like all mythology so I mean


Uum hey


That makes it 8 today


hello


How's you?


Jesuse joe


nutty joe!


nutty joe


How u not huet


Hurt


Lmao he is addicted to jerking


What's going on?


nothing


U need help


Ooop


Thats nothing compared to my friends


Lmao


Do u guys do it all together


Lmfao


My friends records is 13


We dont do it together


13 people jerking off together?


Lmzi


One person, 13 times


In one day


too much


What? Blowing others?


Dang but u could hurt yourself


thodasaocd


Im fine


Of course you would be. You're just blowing someone


I cant


I need to drain as much as possible before no nut November


Lmao what


BRUH


Yes


Lmao okay


I am bored


Your choice


efficient


I like this dude lmao


So 8 nuts today


I dont


My goat is my pet.


ooh nutty


Awww


8 peanuts


U will fuuk anything that has a hole in it


why not


No hole


Food porn


Lmao


thats how he makes his pizza


That's the point. No hole. He's that desperate


Dang lmao


metallic?


Yes


WTAF


heh laughing so much lmao


its not supposed


This chat is weird


okay


Yeah fr I an


Am


I dont.


Dang it do be like that


Only the billy goat does


You do. Admit it


I saw you the other day


thodasaocd so now your spying on me


The same one that did it 13 times in a day


sure nutty


I dont sant to know


Dont


Want to


Pls snipe


Fang caught by nutty


welcome rae


Hi:


Dang


OOO hey


Ive always had the thought to taste while doing it but I never did


ooo


I dont


slurp it


WTAF


Ive had the thought to try it while masterbating but never did it


True


That pnc kicked in


What did I just walk into


Why would u I cant with this chat


Nutty is addicted


True The Dandelion


Why


Look it up


lmao


Smh


Does it effect the taste


they said that cum tastes better kinda sweet after eating pineapple


YES YES IT DOES


so, you are what you eat, is relevant:0


hmm


Ok, I dont know what it tastes like normally


Yes do it nutty


lmfao


I mean I could start the mlp jar


do it


probably bitter somewhat rancid, mostly


depends on your diet


This chat is intriguing


I cant with this


Rae yes it is


It definitely is Rae


Bec of nutty and his adventures


intriguing enough to taste it?


No


nutty no


nutty yes


nutty foe


so, rather than waste it on the sewer, it's better to gulp it. at least you got some protein from it


Oh what a convo to jump in on


oh, I made the convo dead


Whats happening here.


just casual talk


Good job


So anyways its been 15 minutes, should I do the first one of the day


no


dafuq nutty


no, it doesn't work like that


It might


Im not going to


do it after 1 month eating nothing but pineapple and fap into oblivion!


good


This chat is not normal


bruh


Lets make it normal


!topic


a dead one


Useless


i mean a sweet old man


A goat farmer one


who plays golf


Tv


the latter


Junk food


Ummm hi


junk food


whats up


heya


rendang


ice


chocolate probably


Ramen


whats randang


Deep fried fresh blue cod


But anything spicy works


!topic


Depends


Head


Rendang Indonesian Dish


a rich and tender coconut beef stew which is explosively flavorful and beef


that sounds amazing


You guy know


Read or play with my goat


See Thedarklordlilith Im not alone


is the person asking questions actually a bot?


yea


meta


there's fun in funeral


cereal


A bowl of cereal


pls snipe


Bleach as the milk


stop eating cats majer


a bowl


nutty joe


No,I love em


You guys are weird xD


oh yea


aren't we all?


!topic


walk


Walk


i need my hands


Same


neither


I use them 8 times a day


For praying of course


for the horde


Pls snipe


pray all the time


wake up


I mean


pls no


Umm


cmon nutty joe


nutty joe


!topic


my phone


neck down


neck up


no neck


anywhere but here


Same


Dont use PCP


dont poop in a basket


give one piece of advice


Dont be nutty joe


don't be cotton eye joe


cant say


I did it a total of 13 times


PCP?


why it's all about fap tho


I killed 13 people


You thought I was talking about nutting joe


!topic


Night


He only knows about that


night fs


nutty joe


curb stomp


Number 14


nutty can i be number 15


14 reasons why


Hm 13


I would pull a number 15 Burger King foot lettuce on them


hm 13


Pessimist


nihilist


Optimist


Communist


Uum sure?


Nihilist 33333


/Anarchist


pls snipe


WTAF


PLZ IM NOT GAY AHHH


Ewww


Nooo


I love pusssyyyh


Not that


lmfao


childoftheinternet youre an anarchist


Lmao


Ok, well how about you move more authoritarian and join us


Become a comrade today


welcome benjamin


What does that mean? nutty joe


whats a comrade


thanks bb


Become a communist


Urwelcome bb


Today for free


!pick 9989


mhm


nutty joe


Not with that peanut in your underpants


So like


Hi Im new


welcome giggles!


Yui hug Misty


timmeee


GIGI


Oh look its pole


timmmay


Hey still works


Oh look I am in giggles


Yui hug H


Because giggles I here


pls snipe


Can i hug myself


Let's all hug Misty


yep


Because if no one else loves you, you have too


Oh wow nutty you actually spoke


Typed whatever


oh hunny


I bet it's not even 3.5 inch


Lmaooo


Sure. Keep up with your illusions


Anf cuck you


Fuck


Anf


bruh


Ok Im gonna go now, I might be back soon


nutty joe


bye nutty


Joe nutty


Bye


bye bye nutty joe:c


Bye nutty brother


So


How is everyone


needing a smoke


hbu bb?


All good. How are ya?


Im good just tired


Dont tell kuma


sleeep


Nooo


yes


dammit giggles


Where you from?


oop


Yui slap Misty


Go sleep gigi


YES


Yui slap H


Where are you from thodasaocd


sleeep giggles


Mornin cute girl


Moriaaa


wow kuma


No Lilith


I will soon!


Is today the big day?


Moira is cute tho dark why lie


I was tooo slow


just a bit


Snuzy is perfection


honestly


id simp


Lilith


So those heart in your status


Makes me think a bug is on my phone


im sorry


kuma chill, i sunk snooz


No its fine


Me waiting gigi sleep


kuma do you ever sleep


didnt think so


Ion want hear that from you dark


I'm channeling my inner garfield rn


Hello rox


hello


well you heard it from me


I think one of my toenails bouta fall off


Yui slap Thedarklordlilith


yui slap H


Ill sleep soon


Good girl!


Or don't Giggles.


Fuck the police, vive la revolution!


I need to before it gets to hot


You already hot gigi


Lmaooo


too hot


No you dark


Teacher Roxie i thought your students slayed u


Why would you think that?


Cuz you're a sith wannabe Teacher Roxie


thanks kuma


Urwell bb


Get rekt Thedarklordlilith


kuma knows what i like


Hits an kisses gg


In my defence SE


I answered you last


Nope.avi


So you have no reason to assume I'm dead


you're the one leaving me on read


I leave a lotta ppl on read ngl


yep


yui slap H


Lilith


Think i have 60 dms to respond too atm


kuma


What happening


Smh


An im feelin lazy af


Player over here


lmfao


Kia ora


rita ora


Kia Ora


I mean we do dms way over the top ngl Teacher Roxie


Tf rita ora


oop


Jealousy is a good look for you, maybe you should invest in some leather an whips as well though? Instead of just being a teacher fantasy, but you do you I guess Teacher Roxie


Brb dm lilith


You say invest


as if I already don't have them


kuma shush


You could invest in whipped cream and strawberries? Food and dip is great during sex, ngl


Waow


I mean have to get those fresh.


Better than ripe


kuma youre too innocent bb


How fresh we talkin'?


dont let this ruin your eyes


Shup bish


Fresh as can be SE


Mm, intriguing


Yui slap Thedarklordlilith


hii


Hello


yui slap kuma


omg


that wasnt very nice


Mean lilith


welcome jake


Thanks


Taking too much of my time


FTS I'm out


UUU


Welcome all


trini


BoopBoop


You mad man


Get over here


I see you


welcome everyone


Bro imagine being a SIMP


Ughh


OK.


I just wish I was a FEEEmale


same


kek


welcome blossom


nuttybuckethead


To all the newcomers


ima take one anyway


too late


You don't belong in these ends


oh well


Yo Dark why is it your life goal to gather as much hatred for me as possible


ive gathered it


just time to release it


handsome


Not my sel


cant believe nutty noticed me, that was weird


you know exactly what it means


We're FRIENDS right


i wish


hello avi


Hello there


Make sure to set your roles


yeah uhh where do u do that


Chisholm rules click one of the bots to dm for set up


i think i did it


this is confusing


You got it bro


No sweat


I has been summoned.


Howdy, fellas!


Or working:p


Yeah yeah


studying


Here i am


Just got off a Skype call for a school project.


I am alive i guess


Wtf was i pinged


CHOCOLATE


I am tryna fall back asleep


Reee


Whoop?


Scoop whoop


Just going to get in 30 minutes of Borderlands before dinner.


Wat


Howdy, chat


Hey, ducky pal!


Heyhey


Welcome, blossom


Lmao


Why


Nsfw


Okay


But is it a big deal


yes m'lord


How are you doing?


Oh hey, welcome!


Quack


Still trying to figure out how to use this app


It takes some getting used to.


Especially in a relatively large server.


Hello. Who pinged the text available people


the lord


yes


yui slap Misty


!rob H


Crap


I don't get this at all


I will get you back


giggles sleep


You just wait


luser


You wait


!weekly


Yes


!work


blossom Take your time. This server has a lot of different channels.


hey


hi


what's up


why must i need to be alive now


Hey hey


Mete you called?


Badumdumdumdum


Chat dead


very dead


yes indeed


and its about to be deader


im going to bed


ciao, chatto


hello


it seems there is an Australian among us


slay the heretic


kinda pushin it buckaroo


but its okay


o.O


BoredLady are you a seller?


Bye!


Hello


shes bored


hi dusa


long time


Hey brichu


Yea man


Been busy


How have u been?


moist and unstable


Hi Brichu


hi aliceee


m o i s t


I have returned after a few months of inactivity


I have a minute till my learning hour and my laptop has crashed


welcome back


hey guys hows it going


any one up for a short talk


sudoku downhill


It is Alice the world simply telling you schooling sucks and its about time to listen


I have completely stopped learning during quarantine and Kin forced me to have an hour of learning daily


ChaosGalactic well start walking backwards then


it will go uphill


So between 12pm1pm I am to sit down and learn sth for my finals next year. I'm trying to save my future from this hopeless state


mood


I am sliding on a frictionless surface that is almost flat but a little bit downhill. I can't go up, only slowly go down.


well i would like to see a frictionless hill


its quite rare


It's in my head


Okay darlings, I'm out for an hour


My laptop fixed itself


cool mate


if its any consolation, the deltarune pfp makes you seem pretty cool


if its in your head you have the control


and, byee


what do you think of nofap


nofap?


yes


Have any of you guys tried thee dopamine detox


It's a very, very slow downhill. In the moment I'm fine.


no..?


i hope things turn around for you chaos,:p


qwertyujm1 what is it


i think i am right now qwertyujm1


i am doing


nofap


It's sort of the same


But cutting out any short term distraction like porn social media


Is lockdown frustrating for you all? I miss sports


not really. i usually stick to online friends/all my hobbies are indoors. apparently my regular lifestyle is called quarantine for most people


Scopp


I miss my bed.


i can relate to that


do you not..have your bed..?


I have it, it's in the other room


but I can't have it cause I'm working


rip


Are any of U guys on antidepressants atm?


i actually just quit mine


Food is my antidepressant


I play videogames to stay sane


Howong were U on yours for?


Long


well, ive been on 3 total


i was on prozac for 8 months


lexapro for 2 months


welbutrin for 8 months i just quit that one


I'm actually getting tired of interacting with the same people over and over even though I don't like interacting with new people


Damn that's a long time


Was on Lexapro for 3 months then Pristiq for 4 months


Currently having bad mood swings


Ou,


you should like, report that to your psych:p


also, hello karl but it's jotaro kujo!


Hi


I assumed it was a bad time, howre you all?


Normal


That could mean anything at all


Hyman like a sarcastic great or a great great


great great


for now


For now until someone up and ruins it, sounds right


i got 5 hours of studying done and it's noon


Fish


so i can relax for the rest of the day


good night


Byee


!topic


does god believe in you?


!pick 6948


Also no


Girls be like: he needs to be 6 ft have a 6 pack and a 6 figure salary


The girl:


O.o


Reminds me of that scene from toy story 2


I'm with Karl Marx on that one


Slender man sirenhead


Sirenhead with no siren


He got muted


Neither are scary really


Both are made by the internet


Did U guys use msn when u were young


yeah


Yea


how cool was it


qwertyujm1 what is that


Huh?


Its a messenger thing


Like aol


Ah yes ok


How to get roles


I've been cutural distancing most o my life


Do you make an introduction first?


you go outside and shout it at loud


Ill ask my dog to bark morse code for me


Man.


When you gotta explain MSN, that's just. That makes me feel old


Don't worry I probably know none of the things you mention


Rip MSN 20002010


I wonder if people still use it


go check


me using it:


jk


I doubt it's even alive still


Did U guys have a Bebo account


Hi guys wassup y'all howsit going with everyone


A whatqwertyujm1 ?


S6cari0 hi there


hey raybin


It was like a copy of MySpace back in the day


I'm sooo bored yo, like what do I do everyone that I wanna play games with is either sleeping or gone out wth


qwertyujm1 what's myspace? Like google drive?


Are U joking


Thedarklordlilith ChaosGalactic hey hey


Wait how old are you?


No i'm serious


hey guys


what's up


I was born post 2000 and I just am culturally abrupt


heya


It's like Facebook but older


bruh you don't know myspace?


Yo Thedarklordlilith


If U say what's Facebook I'm leaving this sevrer


My friends were surprised when I didn't know Bohemein Rhapsody thought it was a classical pieceqwertyujm1


qwertyujm1 i know facebook


Yeah just kind of... umm... yeah.


And thats okay


okay


Any of you have memories of Plants vs. Zombies?


!topic


When I play dalek same thing happens


To school


I remember that game


YAGPDB.xyz what's a vacation


I'm joking now sorry


bruh


so where do you guys live?


Sydney


Vacation sounds great right now


I bet you cant guess


is it in asia?


I


note be more discreet


Ow I laughed at my own joke and it hurt


yeah man


don't laugh at your own joke


karl but it's jotaro kujo it's burger pants from Undertale!


It is:DD


I noticed the deltarune icon


What about you owl?


I like RPG games