if you don't count the vast amount of debris shooting around in space especially around earth that would shoot holes in it


Like Venus


Yeah


the last time I was active on this server it had a different name


some changes happened


now it has a new name and I recognise no people


Watching the launch


I don't really have any idea why


Elon Musk is awesome


is it a conspiracy?


No he isn't


He's awful


I dont think


Huddy Bolly


Who knows man


It always could be


Well his stand towards covid is questionable however he is a genius and it's a fact


This is our Star Wars minus the war


Fook the weather!


he is a genius and its a fact big statement to make


Imagine thinking Elon musk is a good person lmao


Y we doin rockets during covid?


Imagine having covid in space?


Well he has done his fair share of shananigans but I like him


Do not however support the launch at this particular time


What channel is NASA on


Youtube


But I like this stuff unfortunately and I am biased a bit


like every news station is streaming their live stream


He's done more than his fair share of shenanigans bro omg


mark zuckerberg is an alien tho


Hes a lizard


how long till elon abandons this baby after giving him a ridiculous name


At least he wasn't stealing personal data and shite


At least Zuckerberg isn't putting up an act


He's pretty straight forward


joji spoon


elon has like 7 children now right?


Joji spoon


joji cuck


I hope the weather isn't bad!


sleepy boi


the amount of single mothers elon musk creates makes any man jealous


dafuq


XD 6 min to launch and if weather screw this up I am going to do a super man!


Z U C C


Zucchini


Ok time to watch covid go to space


joji zucc


Joji joe


joji fork


Has a good ring


None of the above


nutty spoon


Boomer


welcome


joji soon


joji moon


welcome nice name!


joji tune


Joji joji


Joji spoon


Joji


spoon spoon


Spoon


Why are we like this


Chin chin


Head head


pink spoon


joji guy


Joji joe


nutty joji spoon” joe


Yes I was right


You are nutty joe


nutty spoon


bushidoboy07 u coulda checked who they was easy


I can make a nutty spoon


nutty no


Not u


joji spoon


Joji spoon spoon


joji fork


Joji spoon


Joji knife


joji joji


Ahhh


Sorry in advance


To butch joji


Damn it joji


bruh we still have 3 hours til launch


joji game


Knee less than 20 min if the weather doesn't say FU!


PS4 is better than x box


Pc is better then everything


oh right


jk I cant read


it said 4:20 ET and i was like ET IS IN CALIFORNIA DUH


!rob Knee


Fuuuck


GET OUTTA HERE


!work


!rob bushidoboy07


I BEAT YOU


joji spoon


Weather looking bad


14 hours 0 minutes


!balance


Fooking weather in Florida!


!pick 8664


Nooo


Stop robbing me


Fxk noo


Child abuse


yeah looks like bad weather


Launch aborted


joji poon


Into two


imagine spending millions to launch a rocket and some clouds stop you


joji stoop


fukthecloud


jojo spoon


when are they gonna retry?


like tomorrow or what?


Knee 30th may I believe


oh ok, not too long


oh well


Jojis bizarre spoon


joji's fork


joji spork


Joji sport


Joji just wait


Just wait :


Joji I will break your brother


well time to play csgo now that the rocket launch is cancelled


Yeah...


I am sad


Anyways


Back to simping


welcome


Howdy pardner


They scrubbed the launch


What date and time is it going to be rescheduled for


ah man the launch was postphoned til saturday


Simp


Simmmp


cause of bad weather


Hi spike


sup


:, no gif for me


Launch is a no no


Space Covid is postponed till Sat


RIP


Sup


wassup


How's it going?


nb


u?


Again hoping into say ello? HW


SE pissed about launch being postponed XD


nope?


busy


rn


Ahhh okay?!


1hr 30min


LyamFurious yes


Of sleep


Howdy?


!pick 3361


Hi hi


Welcome


Senator Thorne how's it going?


Sleep deprived but full of caffeine


You?


i'm just vibin


Senator Thorne it's going to 1 am so need to sleep


Sup spike


The vibe is all it about now a days


And beanie!


Senator Thorne unfortunately yeah


Anyways I going to bed folks night cya!


goodnighttt


Nighty nighty!


welcome


yeah thanks


whats poppin


Im in Austin atm


Its pretty gay here


im in south africa


same


Ohh cool


Howdy good people.


Howdy


yeah Austin is a very liberal city


That is the impression I have of Austin too. Not that I know much about the states.


Meeting my friends here


Its gonna be fun


Then we are gonna go see the city


they arent selling alcohol or cigarettes here atm


Swedish snus is way better


Haley Knee I've heard Austin is full of hipsters, is it True?


Idk, ive never been there


snuf?


I just have a friend whos nearby


ephula Correct


Actually I'm hardly a couple hundred miles away from austin


But cba to go there and see for myself


im 13 hours from AUstin


Elliot be like: is it Texan True?


favourite song right now, GO:


HW you're always lurking?


Machinae Supremacy Indiscrimate Murder is CounterProductive.


Im a hipster


listening now xD


Fallujah Sapphire


Haley I like Hipsters, some would say I am one myself


Others would say I'm just too lazy


Playing Dead by Chunk, No! Captain Chunk


?activity playing DM to contact mods!


Kotik i like it alot!


Hello


Hey hey hey


Whats up?whats up whats up?


ephula A lil' underground swedish rock for ya


try Salzburg Worakls


finished work for the week and now im just chilling


Fun


!pick 5223


FRICK


Awww


I was gonna get em


Oh well


Guro Puppy


Kotik the guitar solo is killer


!topic


Nah


HW hi


sardonyx is back


for like an hour


then poof


i did when I was a kid


go to space


Going to Paris


Dreaming of darkness morn, alas meridian day doth vanish


My soul erased into naught


pls snipe


no hiding


ephula That song is definately going to my playlist. Cheers!


Im not hiding


Watch, shes gonna go lurkin next


Who,me?


Never


What is one of the top things on your bucket list?


YAGPDB.xyz go to japan and live my weeb dreams


im always lurking


Guro Puppy been there, let me know if you have any questions! I lived there for 3 years


Im only here bc Im bored


And my bf is sleeping when we were supposed to be swimming right now


Its hot


And I hate just sitting in the house


Shrug im just around, idm


But I dont have my license so I cant do anything but


Tryna pass the day really


eyyy im glad bruh


call him until he wakes up


Hes right next to me


I walked 15 kilometres today


oh wow


15km is what in mileage


kitten gg


9 miles probablyTheOfficialQueenFloof


around 10 miles i think


ye


kitten wow


i ate plombir today


Good for you girl


why did you walk 15k today?


I met my friend


and our bus passes don't work


so we have to walk


oof that blows


i would just stay at home


I haven't seen her in two months


i was outside for roughly 2 hours today and got sunburnt


I would walk...but 91 degrees with 37 humidity is too much to handle


It was around 23C


pretty warm for my city


kitten where in the world are you from if you dont mind my asking


Russia, Saint Petersburg


Air conditioned life


GG


i want to drive with that train that goes through whole russia


Transsyberian railway?


yes


kitten Ive only seen pictures of Saint Petersburg


I want to travel over europe for a year


Is it pretty


it goes further to chinaColdrak3r


really? i thought it ends somewhere in russia


SE back pack it


I once prepaired traditional russian dishes for hosting a group of foreigners who travel by Transsyberian railway


what are traditional dishes for you?


manti?


Ah the russian traditional dish foreigners


If i had the money


Sure


Currently jobless gr8


Stupid covid19


Currently a student


Yay


An toxic job environments


fried mushrooms, olivie, vinaigrette, compote


i love compote


blini with jam and sour cream


Sounds great to eat


i love blinis


me too


Hungry rn


lmao i love most russian food


I'm good at cooking them


i dont like the cold soup


Blinis?


I love pizzas


i like eating food


polethehole this Prussian12 an this


yeah spicy


oh yeah?


I like eating


i didnt know how to spell xd


I didn't enjoy it too


What s.e?


Fav food? Prussian12


i like spicy borscht


Aaah


im plain but i like apples or bean sprouts


Good guys have similar tastes


cold meat jelly is disgusting


polethehole pizza is great ngl


Vegetarian pizza


Yummy


even though my parents like it and cook for every important occasion


Tru dat


i'll never go vegan, but i really like vegetables


Nah spicy hot meatlovers pizza


Im not vegan or vegetarian just like the veggies on the pizza Prussian12


Pizza isn't just food


It's a feeling


also I hate herring under the fur coat


Deluxe pizzasTheOfficialQueenFloof


Gg


eww herring


idk, i never really liked veggies on pizza


soccan


I love cooking pizza by myself


SE except Hawaiian pineapple does not belong on pizza


Pls gif herring


Wtf


K


TheOfficialQueenFloof nah what does is anchovies


I kid


No pineapple belongs


If I had anything against putting pineapple on pizza, there is only thing. Keep healthy things healthy.


pineapple belongs on pizza


kitten what dish is ur fav to make?


blinis


SE black olives, green and red peppers and mushrooms and onions and spinach with feta cheese SE


it's really easy to cook


Prussian12 does not


Hmm add pepperoni, and other meats gg


Hot banna peppers


Some dip


SE yes please


why not? TheOfficialQueenFloof


All of that


I also shred cheese during cooking so I get a melted cheese filling


kitten cook me food sometime


Sounds so good to eat


Fml im hungry now


Prussian12 bc pineapple is disgusting its a fruit besides the point and it was never a topping till the early 2000s


I bought a blin with mushrooms and cream today


i always eat blinis with nutella or strawberry jam


TheOfficialQueenFloof just because it wasn't a topping till the early 2000s doesn't mean it cant be one, plus pineapples are pretty tasty


Mm cinnamin buns


Spaghetti


there's a fast food chain in Russia that serves blini, compote and soups


Tea whisky


Tis life


it's tasty


Prussian12 I have never had a liking for pineapple Ive tried it and if I sweeten the juice I can handle it but otherwise it tastes like cherry cough syrup to me


I once tried colawhiskey mix


Maple syrup is better TheOfficialQueenFloof


kitten what is a blini?


!pick 9621


Yay


flat pancakes


!work


Also brown sugar on pancake yummm


Heh


yeah fair enough, everyone has their tastes TheOfficialQueenFloof


yet


SE maple syrup is better for what?


is lkike nice


you know


like


yeet


In general


right


I love pineapples on my pizza


Its better


ever sit down


and your like


AAA


SE agreed


yall like joe rogen


yall done DMT?


but I can't eat certain products for no reason


for example tomatoes


LukaS I did yesterday after walking on rigid rocks at the beach


you all better be on that only meat diet


I have to exclude them when I'm eating out


why no tomatos?


other wise ima have to report you to rogan my self


Meat an water, lose weight


Mr.Demonstrator I eat meat just not always red meat it messes with my stomach if I have too much


I don't like their tasteColdrak3r


Say no to bread an chips son


Also pop


An OJ


i love pizza any ingredient


extra cheese pls


i like those russian spicy tomatos


SE I cant have oj anymore


welcome


Rip


Welcome


Mr.Demonstrator only meat and DMT


same thing with peppers, garlic, any meat except chicken and beef, mustard


skele knows whats up


and eggs


u missing out on garlic


idk can't anything of thr above


LukaS shhh kiddo


kiddo


everyone on their own, i can eat anything of that xd


my guy ill date your gram ma


She's dead squirt try again


LukaS


her spirit my guy


Oooh he went there


my grandfather used to feed me to me when I didn't want it


i eat mushroom spinach pizzas


and I puked obviously


kitten oof


Mr.Demonstrator yummm


and it happened a couple of times


i made this days seafood pizza yum yum


pepew ahhh always wanted to try that


my grandfather gave me beer to drink when i was like 10 years old


dang


big man


drinking at 10


nice


Coldrak3r so didnt my step mother when I was 9


wow alcoholic non responsible parents


lit


am jelly


LukaS I now drink occasionally and I smoke tobaccy


I make pizza with mayonnaise and ketchup, black olives, pickles, salami, mozzarella, corn and shredded cheese


thats lit


LukaS been addicted since I was raped


Ouch


SE?


Yea been smoking ever since


What an awful thing to have happened to you, my condolences


thats a bit to much..


I had a friend who had an smoking addiction since like 13


and she started at 12


SE yea its all cool now past is the past


less like move the chat to something a bit more positive


Yeah thats true I guess


kitten started at 10 still smoking


she complained about yellowish tooth


All i indulge in are cigars on occasion


That comes with smoking nicotine


Cigars, tea and whisky


SE do you do the herb of green?


I tried everything...


Nah


Everything meaning...? kitten


what's up


I drank a few times


jack. hey jack


I dont do drugs


sup floof


tried juul and cigs


TheOfficialQueenFloof why ask?


and sniffing tobacco


SE just curious


sniffing or snuffing?


Mm?


snuff


jack. nothing much just bored and yourself


Not much either, just playing a game to kill time


and that nicotine thing that's being put under lower lip


I watching YouTube


it's popular in my country


kitten chewing tobacco is the worst


it's a parody on chewing tobacco


it is worse


because those are chemicals


Any given cigarette has 500 chemicals in it


cigs are gross


Except American spirit jack.


the only thing I liked was beer


kitten twisted tea?


huh?


Its a beer that tastes like iced tea


nah, usual light one


I had a white claw yesterday


It was so good


Mango flavor


Now Im hooked on white claw and it was my first time trying it


Hard seltzers are good


yeet


I tried essa


and also garage


Ive done vodka too


the lemon one is weird


cranberry is tastier


And White Russians


Khalua rum and vodka


Yummy


I'm still too young to drink


I got drunk on White Russians and it was hilarious


Im a happy drunk


uh oh


stinky


pooo


I'm 15


I just get extremely giggly


bruhhh


kitten bruh


i am happy drunk when i drink beer or mead


am sad drunk when i drink vodka


Senator Thorne vodka is my happy place


yeah that's a real bruh moment


Makes my boyfriend mean but me happy


coffee infused beers are my happy places


Senator Thorne no way! They have those?


they have so many of them


o.o


What r they called


What brand?


I want some


for starters bluemoon has by far the best tasting one


alcohol bad for ya


blonde cold brew stout


Oooh


Me have to try these


im bad for you too daddy


whats the point?


JESUS


alcohol is a bad coping mechanism


LukaS oh hush


what is this chat


Alcohol


it is a new life daddy


LukaS yea yea but no Bigfoot


click here to respawn


Click


wut


I drink pills sometimes


big foot?


during school


just to feel more awake


LukaS we need alcohol in these challenging times


i overdose on caffeine everyday


Yay


I want coffee beer


and a 0,4l mug with coffee


Ill make sure my bf gets me some


i ordered a case of 48 energy drinks


ye but if you develop bad coping mechanism like alcohol youl lbe more unhappy


which ones?Senator Thorne


alcohol only makes things worse


Raze


life makes everything worse


I like adrenaline rush


and burn


then go on a rola costa


i like reign and raze


ya adrenaline jukkieee


!pick 4782


elliot is stealing the roaches


!rob MaFayce


oof


a lot


300mg of caffeine per can is my lifeblood


Wow


u have too many, i want some elliot


the BunBun blood


!rob Senator Thorne


soccan


peace was never an option


finally someone robbed me the right way


Soccan


by robbing me you achieve peace


hi nom


Welcome nom


i did not knwo this redreddit had a discord


this is cool


hello


welcome nom


Wassup my guy


not much


just


school


we been waiting here for u to join


being a pain


yay


man the gifs i see


it's no more going to be connected with subreddit though


so crazy


nice


when someone has soft cheeks


the ouija log isnt working no' mo Mete


So where did u get the link to this disc?


nom


teh subreddit


the


which one tho


r/unexpected


Cool


oh snapperooni


a whole new subreddit


ikr


Skididididadoodido


moment


my face was an aha moment


also chat is ded


always around this time i've noticed


mad panda


he be wildin


best to stop upvotes is to delete the post... right?


ofc


uh huh


oki


deleting my selfie


what colour is the upvote button


i would still like to know


orange


mmm


thanks duckduckgo.com


done


nighty nighty


nini


fuckdemupvotesboii


you can find info about roles and bots in rules if you havent already seen nom


yeah im checkin that out rn


thanks


bro


im off to play some games, be safe everyone


okie bye


Soccan


Bro


hello


!ban Premer


Hello


Heya Prussian12


How's it going?


Good, just slow. What about you?


Same old, bored outta my mind


Howdy, welcome


Sad I missed out on prison mike laying somebody out


just yeeted em out of here


It's okay, they just came in to say the nword /


deserved


Wow what a guy


!pick 8933


yum


is that good or bad


i dont know


W h


can anyone give me attention


sure


hi


henlo attention is good it releases neurochemicals in the brain that make me feel good


yay


how are you


bad as usual


ooh


f


whats on your mind


tell me oh son, are you on bad terms with your family, or good terms?


wait are you talking to me


yes son


how old are you? i am 25 btw


im 14


eee


i agree


but thats good, i dont think ive ever been on good terms with them


oh no


theve done alot to hurt me, they still kinda hurt me tbh


hold on


lets go to serioustalk for asec


: o


Everyday my perception of time gets worse and worse


Me too


eroiuf i have school so i have to know which day is when


its so annoying


i ended up showing up an hour early to something and I was just there awkwardly like Where's the thing that supposed to be happening


Idk which day it is most of the time


oof


But it's ok. I think last week I was an entire day off


welcome oldverine


Howdy and welcome


Hiya all


Welcome


Meowdy


!work


elo


!rob Heziah


what is a roach


i still dont know


Sup y'all


hello


Hey kaka


who's kaka lul


The chick in yellow


Das Kafka


Pikachu im not Kaka


lmao


bruh


Sit in basement eat ice cream and watch sad movie time


Potato potato


ello willow


Or like they say


Tomato tomato


Great idea


I just woke up


Come cuddle up over here kafca


Sup


Yui hug Kaffy


If I cry into the ice cream do you think it will add flavor


I need the bad advice


Not until you spell my username right


lmaoo


Kafka


Now come


kafca


Kaffy hiya


!pick 4783


fast


How r u?


Give me roaches


Yes dear


!pay Kaffy 9


R o a c h es


Cuddle


!gimme


!balance


Yayay


!rob Kaffy


Heh


SE


Yui hug Pikachu


Still waiting for the cuddles


Why are we girls


Pikachu simp


lmao


I'm just being friendly with kafka


!fight 50 red


Pikachu nah u simpin weebo


!work


!fight 50 blue


Pls daily


!fight 100 red


Woo


!balance


Hi guys


Pls search


SE I'm gonna rob u when you're asleep


Street


Duck


Pls beg


I never sleep?


I know all, I see all


Then I'll rob you while you're wide awake


Try rn


Kafka


Hello everyone


Do it


Can I rob your heart?


Can't rob yet


Pikachu


SlaughterCat 1 hi kitty


The point of robbing is that you don't know when it happens


You'll see


Shrug


SE


How r u friendo?


I be good. You?


!rob Kaffy


How's everyone?


im doing super swell


Im alright


Heziah rip


Ooh that's good to hear


Karma


Yikes ok


Pikachu don't rob me or I won't date u


!remindme 120


!work


Ah oof


do much crime


ok ok


Fair enough


kafka shows up and is immediately robbed


These people are heathens


SE why


Kaffy better take it slow than


Friend never dmed back im sad


Aw maybe they're just busy?


SE you can dm me if you like


Oh well, an nah


They're online, an they' ve done this before


Oof


Might drop em


Awww im sorry


No point in having them on my friends list I guess


SE i feel ya brother


Ur cool for a teen nglSlaughterCat 1


Take what slow SlaughterCat 1


Yui boop Kaffy


SE thanks


Kaffy I was referencing a song when you said heathens


Oh yeah


Being an adult isnt very fun ngl


Yui cookie Kaffy


SE even though I'm only 15 this quarantine got me feeling triple at age


Yui kiss Kaffy


Awww


Wholesome


Hmmm


Let me fix


There


That's nicer


Very wholesome


y'all vibin


Yui dance


Georgeta hello there


I should go back to sleep


And yea


Sup


I slept for 6 hours


Okay, ttyl


Go sleep


Always wake up at 6 am


Idk why


Yui sad


Yui cry


Yui pet Pikachu


m!tree


Wow


Oh yea


What's that for?


Yui ship


So whats everyone doing tonight?


Yui ship view Kaffy


Yui sink ship


Yui ship sink


Yui ship Kaffy


Type accept


Watch em type reject


Kafka


Come on


Accept


Kafka showed up and immediately robbed me


accept


And she robbed me in my sleep last night


Heziah only because you are meant to be robbed


Our ship set sail


Yui slap Pikachu


y!ship rename Anika


Yui spank Kaffy


Welcome Also


There's more in private;


Okay afk for a bit


Aight


Cya Pikachu


Yui hug SE


: cya


Welcome Itisamebreiti


hello there


Pikachu nice to see you guys are happy;


yui ship


xxpssyslayerxx bro i just completed mourning's end part 2 and I wanna kill myself


No


!pick 9141


My friend said


if you want a superhero tv show DC


if you want a superhero movie marvel


I said... I guess that's why The Flashes TV show is still... running


I'm in tears rn


I hate you


i dont like thta


at all


Just no


Welcome


hi friends


how are yall today


welcome momo


What's up?


hello avocet


Hi


I relly gotta change my pic to an orange cat


Coldrak3r hey how are you


i'm doing good just tired, you?


same


im starting to doze off


well im going to sleep soonish, almost half past 1


bruh go sleep


nah too early


i sleep around 3


Coldrak3r how does one aquire this skill


idk my sleeping schedule is not messed up


i go to sleep at 3, wake up at 11


8 hours sleep


Coldrak3r TEACH ME THE WAYS MASTER


i wake up at 8 every morning


stay up until 5 am on one day and on the next day at 4 am etc


until you fix how u want it


Bet


worked for me


Sweet


i dont recommend though if you have school on the next day or something


I cant stay up past midnight barely anymore


im so old


awww


you're not that old


ive got my cane and walker


I'm only 15 but quarantine has got me feeling 50


im wrinkling up


if you hear my voice you'd think i'm 40


I made a cane in wood shop class back in middle school and my nephews broke it


oof


good morning!


i didnt know you're that old heziah


morning neeko


Morning


That thing meant so much to me. I cant wait for them to grow older, love something, and then crush it in front of them so they can understand my pain. Obviously I gotta wait I dont want to give them developmental issues, I'm a good uncle


Also good morning Neeko


lmao


best thing i've read all day


Trump is banning Twitter tomorrow


elliot ur meme was trash


lmaooo whattt


im sorry elliot i take it back


o k


God save us from this giant orange child


Heziah why do people only assassinate good presidents


It's a lot of work I guess. Also Neeko can you type something


Heziah that's how I feel my entire time in quarantine


i thought the fingers were heads


wow neyland


BOOSTO


Neyland now you can be pink


that was the whole point


i need the pink


I live the pink


I genuinely love pink/purple though


favorite colors


Can I pick pink?


spend that money


hallu


Bro


my boy be liking those vaporwave colors


I cant afford half a french fry


Also hi colddd


I can


i got that money


but im also saving for a house


Why u flexing


i gotta get out of my parents basement


Heziah yes?


but I am morally opposed to renting an apartment


Bap


I am prob gonna live in a apartment


!pick 3948


!work


oh


Im gonna go bye


Heziah ooohhh i just realised lmaooo ive failed you


The internet lag


hey elliot do u know why i got instantly banned from the reddit chat


OH WORK IT


Coldrak3r r/makenewfriendshere?


yes


onion got that MONEY


Idk


i went into that chat, didnt type anything and got banned


Nah it works you just gotta scroll up reeeaaally far to get the joke


lmaooo


Heziah is a memelord


Heziah kun is cool I guess


I think I might have this pfp for a while


LMAO


THATS MY PNG


not anymore


yui pfp Liebowitz


A trash egg


My pfp thanks yall


Also me


ur not trash


dumb


I am trash lord


LOrD OF HOT GARbAge


lies


Hello?


Hi shoe


hi shoelace


Hey guy


Hows it goin


It's going alright


What about yall


tired


Uhhh just kinda vibing


My days are kinda eh and then all my friends show up at night


I got that gif profile pic now


im a cool kid


Uh sure


Same


looks funny  Knee


i used to have nitro once and then i joined 20 million servers to have gif emotes


Pro strats


waow


i had two


Oop


Nobody move, there's blood on the floor


And I can't find my heart


Uh oh


mannn yall should listen to them changes by thundercat


did i step into ur blood im sorry


lmaooo cold


Check under the couch maybe your heart is under there


ngl i really would like to have joint rn


no Coldrak3r


we talked about this


ik but im about to order


dont do it


resist


i should go sleep


Ayo


and resist


Sleep is for the weak


do it


if youre asleep, you cant smoke


good night


cbd helps for sleeping tho


Nini


Onion rings


Hi wassup


How arrr u


Hi onion


hello all


U assuming genders there boi?


Bruh


oof srry m8


Oop


yeetus


Hello:


Hello


Welcome Candra A.J.


Hello everyone


!pick 8356


We arent raiding 3 sorry


What just happened


I think we are chilling


Why are ya purple


Well hello there


i enjoy long walks on the beach


Cool


i got a take a break role? Im not sure:


YOOO I got the pink


Guinevere oh damn did u react for the role in takeabreak


Just unselect it


oh flip


ty


im pink too


but mines paid for


Bruh


I wanna be purple


Joji spoon


joji spoonm


hello dad


joji spoon


m!tree


spoonerism


Oh no not the family tree


m!marry Heziah


Do I ends wanna know what that is?:/


WASTED


Ok then


HIT YOU WITH THE'NO'


Oh not no to you shoe, the family tree is just a fun little thing people do


yayyy


what


omg


perry had 5 children


So much stuff is happening at once


Oh gosh


nicolekc is my great grandma


That's just how it is Shoe


m!mtree


m!tree


lmaooo neyland


it be like that


sometimes...it do be like that do


Wut


Look at the tree


Ye it fluctuates between calm and chaos


youll get used to it Knives


The family trees are 100 chaos though


theres tons of channels though this one is just the busiest


I spend a lot of my time in VC anyway


Same


VC is chill so y'all can hang out there any time


Gautea bro im not used to you being pink


I dun like redacteds pink tbh


Bruh even I'm not getting used to it lul


go back to green


That pink is vry hardcore imo


I'd rather be that pink rather than green


Ye same heziah kun


I'mma hustle my way to purple


just gotta do some light span


Wait for like a week or two


spam


How much do u have to pay?


I feel out of place since everyone knows each other and I'm just here


ive only been here a few days


Shoelace I wanna get to know u hows it hangin b


m! profile


yui profile


wrong one


idk the one that shows your join date


whatever


At the park spinning a hockey stick blaring no type


Knives you can talk to onion she's nice


oh


thats the runescape one


Knives Also sometimes it can be intimidating in chats with a lot of people so sorry about that slow chat is more chill


!who is


Makes sense


Bruh is it that..


!who is Knee


Yeetus


featus yeetus


yote


WHAT IS LOVE


BABY DONT HURT ME


DONT HURT ME


NO MORE


dont quit your day job jack


Knee im not


It's not that good of a song:/


blasphemy Knives


First of all rude


shes new jack be nice


Second of all I never said it was bad just not one of the best songs ever


I am getting a RDN offer from a good private hospital


its def top 5 best songs


and a job offer from a pharmaceutical supplement company


whats RDN?


Registered dietitian nutritionists


literally typing that out


Ice ice baby came out first change my mind


I am already a dietitian at a clinic


but hospital is more face paced, way more complicated


oh yeah you're a dietitian? tell me what to eat


I love the emotes in this server tbh, also hospitals are prob insane rn too


Igh


that's all i have to say to you


Wat


Hey that's mean


Dang


cmon jack o dont be like that


we're in public mate


Oh okay okay


wat to eat then


Is discord public?


Nope


that got me laughing Jack


I feel like ppl say things on here that would get them arrested


Anyone want to vc


Madalyn thats me every ten minutes


jack is acting like i did something to him personally. what happened, did your cock stop jumping? jack.


talking about a bird btw


HW Yes


he just flies now


Nvm ooof


Wack


i always use my face as my pfp


Favorite pass time is pissing off karens


no hiding


Where is the hidden lore


Knee Also same


Hm ugh


Tufts big hmmm


what happend here


I dun know what u mean


Hoii gg


hello onion


true fact: onion is a walking bag of garbage. she said it first.


Correct


oof


Well um ima go lmao


I will eat ur first born


You have competition HW


Charil youre assuming someone would ever wanna breed with me, how foolish


I'd breed with you


onion? you mean caillou?


I feel that spiritually


HW U Wnanana gooo


Slayer is a bad influence


onion over here looking like one punch man


LMAOOO


Bruh


Onion gibe bad breath.


nah maybe more of a Krillin


Dont test or I will legit one punch u


ooo a gunner


oh im testing


try me


im in the classroom


class is in session


its finals week


fucking testing


figger?


WOAH


thats not your word


too far my guy


Knee U wanna get a exam where the trick question is a PUNCH


Nein


idk what f word means


just asking


fun


Alister yeah sounds like a bad question. ill make 100. better grades than I ever made


okay now don't bring Misty into this


oof


ffat?


she aint even here to defend herself


thicc


!pick 7549


phast


sorry


Soccan Ratcliffe


i just really like cockroaches


U want some fruit punch


HW U Wnanana gooo


Gehman by the time you said this i was already gone


I want fruit


Ello chonk


id like some fruit punch


hello


yui ship Ruella


bruh


HW U already here what


HA


i wanna ship


birb


ill ship with all my guitars


birb!


birbb!


worm


yo who is this person in casual talk just like...chillin?


its miku


If this get 10 upvotes, i'll change my bird's name to The Birbarian


I finna simp


INDIAN MODE ACTIVATED


Okay sounds good


that be lowkey scary


Das cool


Ouef


lmaooo nooo


jack. like you already didnt have one


Bubbe, that's my secret


i always have a boner


Im afraid this had escalated


this whole chat really went downhill fast


Uphill


but not talking about the chat


Imma cri


Cock when the sun shines


Cock ra Ko


more birb?


ima go tell this person in casual chat that im gonna simp if they dont stop being a loner


jack.


BRUH


I'mma go to casual and simp too


This is a no lewd zone stop in the name of the law


you cant stop the SIMP


this is kinda cursed


its too strong


lets just all sit muted


Meow


see how long this lasts


Linson if you unmute you go to jail


Aye


But u ain't muted Knee


Bruh mute urself


yeh I am


HW


Ah noice


finally got to meet hw


doggo


bruh what did i dooo


jaaack


no bulli


HW nothing I feel like bullying you today since giggles is away


elliot lurking


elliot go online if you're a real man


I'm not online


Same


Elliot look I pink


I'm on browser


Ayyy Keknobi


how's it looking with the kuwaiti girl


you said after eid


Talked with her a couple times


a day later she posted that she has this uncomfortable conversation with this guy and doesn't know how to proceed


jack. thats what they all say


I assumed it was me


And I backed off


she sounds like pssy's ex


Hey girl you're so pretty, i wanna maul like khabib vs conor


I have been awakened!


what up people


Wow, discord on PC is way superior


you'll find out either way


yeh


always shoot your shot


aim for the tramp stamp if any


Nah, I won't, because I never find anyone perfect for me


or me


no one's perfect


oh we talking about elli?


Everyone is like 7080 max


well well well


elli chan


bruh


That Kuwaiti girl is like 60


stop putting restrictions on yourself


elli take my hand


let me show you the way


it's not simping


I know, but if you like her, tell her


it's called pimping


for some reason when he said they're not breathing i thought of fish


What even...


If I like someone as a friend I'll stay in touch


Mermaid fook


Okay I get what you mean


But before i got into a relationship with my girlfirned


i kept like 5 girls semi confused


just keep your options open


dude


you're thinking 5 steps ahead


You always have to think ahead


jack is like: y'all have futures?


Otherwise you end up wasting time and effort


in this economy?


Yall playing checkers I be playing 3d star wars chess


You do, but find out if you're even compatible or not


hw


lmao that's just a recipe for heartbreak


I do


Don't think about the future yet


But if something isn't meant to be, why try?


jack finding out if they are compatible: so have you ever blah blah under a specific bridge


even if it might've worked out?


She's a resident in Kuwait, no plans to move to US, why to waste my time and hers?


HW DEAD


MaFayce oh okay that makes sense


so what do you think about Misty


or HW , 50 chance shes a man


I'd rather have a friend overseas, then put my heart into someone unattainable and yearn for the better part of my life


HW is a kid


thats what i say about nutty


Well now you know


Not that nutty paid me to say


Wait i don't even know how old she is


21 22?


Elliot: Hw is a kid


HW: Elliot is a texan


stay woke


im 24


I take that back


why are we already shipping me smh


he was grooming you


aight imma head out


LMFAO


HW has a solid personality


ngl


but


I can't get over the ambiguity part


man said but


of her being a 40 year old dude


you just HAD to continue


ITS A BIG BUT


no pun intended


haram


I'm on PC,it is weird here


Ok I'm back what is happening


you can do this on pc


Just trying to find ell a wife


Knives soccan


Wow i creeped HW away


Oop


Accomplishment unlocked


Hey


that is random


Hello


!pick


!pick 6698


Where do I do roles?


I have no idea


Oky found it


Knee bruh moment


i don't want to be the first to unmute


keep calm and love the CCP


Who is unmuting who?


Me too. I'll go to jail if I do.


What rom com is going on here?


Nah


Isssa game


hhenlo


Hoii witch


Ello


wassup


Hi people:


grats on pink redacted, you were green yesterday


Aye


hi there


hello


I'm here to make some


unexpected friends


ohhh I got a bot idea


Well that was unexpected


you run the command!uf


Then I think you are in the right place Ani


and it will randomly pair you with someone


Interesting


Omeagle bot?


sounds good


with the idea of making an unexpected friend


We already have it


i just i just release songs


yeah kinda like omegle


how do we use it


and is there a filter for chicks


Oop


I'm yawning real bad


Rip


Maybe I'll jump on a VC like Scottish Wolf and pass out


MaFayce join casual vc


It's quiet


Posted a long rant on Snapchat then cried bc I look like crap


The thing is I have a podcast playing


In the bg


thats sad


Elli doesn't talk


Yeah are you good willow?


I am now


Sometimes I do


Das good das good


I talked with Nutty


you don't talk with me


I never talk


wtfff


bullshit liar


I used to be on VC all the time


before the server had 500 people


whats happening?


then it got overcrowded like a cheap brothel


I was tagged


I used to be on VC when Golden, G, Megan, Kanye and others would play cards against humanity


Feels like a lifetime ago


Yus


Lul


jack. do you remember how many members were on the server when I joined?


Dec 28


probably under 2k


or less


Welcome Bea


Hello new people


Yeah server used to be too small before


Wsg


Hi!


Hey


I think it was 12k


Welcome Mattt Wanny


i wish i had someone to talk with


I don't even knowmost people who VC now


aww witcho


we can talk


I wish I had full sleep


My problem with VC is too many people


you'll trigger my cougar mode


Oop


oop


im bout to unmute my mic and scare the daylights outta this Joy girl


Welp see yall im in class


jack. I'm listening to Gaetjhe podcast


On JRE


Welcome gorm Phene Henny God


is there a new one?


Trevor Wittman came with him


Yes


Good luck Thynne


It's epic


thank you


Oofe


great off the bat


Oof


dumb raid


bruh what


Tis a raid


!warnWanny N word


LET'S GOO


you're just sad


Imma just leave this is wack


I'm sleepy


Bruh issa raid


just drop the hammer


ust cuz you censor it ddoesn't mean we tolerate it


hhi waddup


THE HAMMER


oop


try again


!mute Wanny 15m N word


Twomad


wtf is an av


porn video


are ya twomad


nice head


did you star in conehead?


This bubba is twomad comfirmed


dudes head is the shape of a peanut MM


Hello friends


hi there


Hey there


jack. I'm almost through the podcast, it is one of the top 10 JRE MMA related podcasts


probably an uzbek


MaFayce i'll check it out for sure


!whoism gorm


Gorm yall in vc?


fail


!whois gorm


yes


!whois Wanny


The bot is weak


actual peeps


dude stop


yall weak af


!whois Aldredge


beta males


Y'all wilding


!whois Selry


ty


I definitely think this is twomad


sorry this library is closed due to the corona


can we please drop the hammer


Bitthia grats with pink


Aye thanks Brichu


now theyre messaging me


cool


B E T A M A L E S


same


getting big small pp vibes


yui avatar Couture


No send location


this guy looks all of 50


and he's raiding a server


sad life


quarantine has got this man bored


sorry i don't speak beta


lmao


irony


it's filter


retard


gorm yall in a vc?


people must be super bored tonight


nini everyone


Inv


byeee


nini sleepy boi


Ily!


people are wilding


i already had to block one


omg people age, such a wild concept


Byee sleepy boi


whats his problem lmao


its a raid Brichu


you know when the library opens, you can go ahead and get yourself some education.


gorm inv


it's weak that's what it is


can't think of anything good


i didnt say it was a good one


I would prefer Jack roast me, he's a cultured troll


Leave him alone, he's an incel.The only time a woman will touch if is his mortician, if he's lucky to get a woman


PFFF


lmfaopooo jack


dead


bruh


how do you look 12 and 30 at the same time


Im a mortician and I won't touch him


pls snipe


yo can you not post pictures of me


that's not cool


The one yall in


no n words in my house


n o


Ya inv me to that server


DROP THE HAMMER BOI


nor of neyland


without his consent


Tf i dont see a vc


Let's go Hammer time


Admins


go ahead


I have that pic lmfao


if you wanna post my glorious form on other channels than selfies be my guest


i waas like why does that look familiar cuz it's Knee


!ban gorm


OOL


yui avatar Groh


we won


!ban Kussell


yo just ban the whole squad


LMAO


they're in it together


!ban Esra


bye bye


oof


RIP


Wanny too


!ban Wanny


good boy


moist


ellixander supremacy


ty MaFayce


Das more like it


daddy ell


dropping the hammer


I have them too much chance


shin


the peace is restored


yeah they were here just to cause trouble


boring af


B E T A M A L E S


Now they're raging in my DMs


Hi Witch


pic pls


block


Lul


!pick 7212


FUCK


Wow brichu


Wow


I didn't even finish pick


Meanwhile the casual VC stays quiet Knee


i spoke


she did not react


Yeet


OH SHOOT SHES TYPING


How am i supposed to react?


that feeling when people think being a librarian is an insult


lo


librarians are hot


we were wondering how long we could sit in VC before you said anything


we're just the mute squad


no u


HOW DARE U


Lul


probably 12 year olds


MaFayce UNBAN


And then lots of pic spam


Witch no


should have kept him around


he ain't lyin' tho


Ouef


for confidence


I'd keep him around


Time to steer the convo


with a leash?


LMFAO


i got plenty of confidence. Have you seen my hair?


shin wtf is up with your foot fetish


Ah yes


EEEP


Feet ish


I love how he posted a pic ney


sleepy boi SLEEP


where he's ballin


i was looking damn tropical in the sun


You mean whats right with it Witch?


can you draw Witch whipping my s sh1n


50 bucks


ffs hw


nani sore


HW hi grandma


why do you come in at the worst times


or the best times


you missed a raid


a weak one


yea


elliot went full kim jong un


straight to labor camp


hello Brichu whats crackin


the Christian Rock world has been rattled


lead singer for Hawk Nelson comes out as a non believer


who even still listens to them?


its me


almost as shocking as when I came out of the closet


JK im still deeply closetted


jack. buy me a tarantula and I'll draw it myself


is there room for two in therer jack.


!ban jack.


yo send good christian rock, i need my musical knowledge expanded


Yeet


nooo MY SHIPP!


Knee you sound like my therapist


its not even no jack its no my ship


stay woke


speaking of ship


yui spank Witch


brb tea


yesss


was


Yui ship


hoping


for that


Stugav Hawk Nelson, Reliant K, Red, Skillet, Pillar


1 spank


alright thank you, will check out


milquetoast


eew 4 weeks


yui ship


!whois


I missed my 1 week a verssiary


Brichu is your ship partner dead?


englihs 100


ouef


lmeo


NO


BAD JOJI


Yes


thats hot


i dig i


Ah noice


nice


joji spoon


Now...


now we wait


Hi hi


No


who tf is remmy


you two down to vc Witch MaFayce


Hey folks gm


hi satyr


hey dusa


sad life


Hey brichu


Hey jack


i never saw that movie


I'll be HW, mute and unmute, coz if I keep unmuted you guys will have gravel in your ears


Actually HE doesn't unmute


So I'm better


when have i ever unmuted myself exactly


lmao hw


actually i did once by accident and my friends heard me laugh


when i told yall hw was a melanin man, i wasnt lying


my friends


melanin man?


like she has friends


man when pssy gets back its OVER for y'all


HW nah maybe for you


Where is he?


he's on a quest


xxpssyslayerxx sis wake up


xxpssyslayerxx end her


xxpssyslayerxx Lana dropped a new Song


pssy: fr? i didnt know


lana dropped her career


Brichu?/


now now


settle brichu


aint that hw's cousin


regrets


That's a 60 accurate representation of HW rn


i have regrets


as u should


my biggest regret happen...ohhh


!whois


1 week 1 day and 4 hours ago


newbiez be like


people cared about you when u left HW


back in the day I had to WORK to get novice role


i just typed


much easier


and then i was green for so long


and now this pink just wont go away


So you guys joining VC or whatjack. Witch HW ?


out, damned spot


HW GIRL U JUS SAY HI N LEAVE N REACT


im just gonna be pink cause I flex my cash


i'd envy if it was patreon


witch probably petting her tarantulas mate


we all cant be Senator Thorne


my pink is better


I think they prolly called each other


Nvm


thats what she said


I'm off to sleep then


she did say that


when i cheated on her


oof


sleep? the night is still young elliot


its only 930


HW I'm getting old


bed time at 8:30? are you as old as your last pfp


getting old bruh youre already there


20 mins later; ell posts islamic memes


elliot after riding a horse for 10 minutes: aight imma head out


also ell: sets timer to send memes


hi all:D


hi soju


Knee I wish I could take this to the fed and get my social security check


Hey


hey soju


hows it going


Soju hw u doin


Ello soju


ello ello!


welcome to the party


i just woke up:D


same


BABYSOJU so you know bankers control the world?


soju? aint that a food? oh nvm thats tofu


i woke up with a vigor


bankers?


HW cmon


dropping gifs as soon as i woke up


soju is also a food


its alcohol


hello


its alcohol!


yeps


yes bankers, i read that in a conspiracy book called the octopus of global control


alcohol is not food


haram alayk why would i know that information


its the 4th food group Brichu


alcohol is fuel


BABYSOJU have you talked to ell about the holocaust


phew


boy


for internal combustion


true


just swallow a match


boom


you are now engine


you can remember the four food groups like this


AABB


Brichu why is nutty ignoring me btw


he hates me


bcs of the face reveal HW


what are we even discussing BABYSOJU have you talked to ell about the holocaust


!pick 4484


it was before the face reveal


me two times today


hw did a face reveal?


the face reveal ruined him HW


yes


he did


You really did a Face Reveal?


where?


i didnt smh


cmon now


YES HE DID


He?


anyway nutty was so disappointed he hates me now


ill do a face reveal at 3 mil updoots


i dont usually looke at the selfie channel but i will for you hw


its time to come out not HW even nutty was disappointed


i need a coffeee


fr he was


i made some cold brew


i can tell


y'all are cute


:p


cold brew nice!


let the world gaze upon your visage HW


i'm gonna do espresso:D


@ helllo


bun bun's picture is a bun!


if i dont know how make cold brew i am useless


dies


i cant with the coffee but glad you can drink it


RIGHT?!


i'm doing good:D


how are you sign!


I wanna hug it...


HW: I don't do face reveal


Also HW: oh look my selfie is an emoji in this server


yu avatar Satan


yui avatar Satan


nailed it


LMAOOO


Virtually Identical


wow


I return


Sortve


SE hi


pokes SE


Noope


fluffy but bitchy by calvin klein


i can't see it..


trust me you dont want to


ow. I can't laugh. i exoocersised.


now I have the ouchies.


Im not in a good mood rn sadly


SE oh why


my eyes!


my eyes.


its so bright


U use light modeBABYSOJU


That's what you deserve you White Mode monster


OMG


its morning here guys


BAN


that ish is like the sun


who tf used light mode?


how can we make this about race?


no soju


bad


Hastings is pink now


Congrats


my phone automatically changes it to light mode!


!ban BABYSOJU 2d using lightmods


when it's the morning D:


stop using whitemode


Yus SE


Ty


literally no one needed to see that jack


TMI jack, TMI


Bro be glad you're not brown


elliot is brown cmon now


do wax!


the guy knows too much


i wanted facial hair


Just wait till you're old.


i dont want either :


instead i got chest hair


WAX IT


You'll grow hair out of places that you didn't expect.


omg


no ones back there anyway


i leave all my shirts unbuttoned so i can flex it


The worst is toe hair


brazillian wax bbs


even at work


Wax for Jack hasn't been invented yet


i dont have arm or chest hair


flex the chest hair


its all on my head


yeaH i'll need like


Imagine being Arab I had hair since birth


nuclear radiation or something


Hi HW


i literally don't have hair


like


no hair


And everyone else I guess


cant wait till main goes on slow mode because elliot cant read fast enough. old man


Imagine being Arab every Pakistani/Indian Muslim


So what is going on SE


HW


ouch


if yousa woman and you got chest hair body positivity 24/7 flex it


I'd rather not say


i wish i could grow a mustache


Glad you noticed


i look good with it


Okay.


Lets leave it at that


I'm reading slow coz I'm sleepy


Well I hope whatever it is resolves.


I can share in dms maybe


in a positive way.


go to sleep ellix!


my cold brew is kicking in


Shrug


Ppl r ppl


here


But y'all are not raging


i am starting to see the world


ok sleep old man, and live another day


aight, i biked 20 miles 2day


its 10 om and im sleepy. time to paint my guitar


Only if you rage you get slowmode


Otherwise it's fine


i can't move


that has a severe flatulence problem...


I wonder if I can stream it from my phone in VC


rage


Knee send pics when it's done:D


inb4 he paints his phone


Mini Alchemist did you dm nutty yet?


Now...


An I feel you.


D: D:


SE I gotta blast his snapchat.


I'm trying to track down my cat so I can send cute smexy feline photos.


daw


Ahe


Mini Alchemist oof


Ok I'm done


I need to get more server friends


I'm sleeping on VC


MORE FRIENDS!


Why am I attracted to older ladies?


@ it do be like that


Nutty refused to befriend me


WHY?!


Idk


Question is why would anyone sleep in VC?


nuttybuckethead


A few others too


ouch


snow white


If anyone wants to hear me snore, join


someone needs a forehead kiss?


BABYSOJU how is life in Asia?


@ in the terms of corona, it's all good


MaFayce ok grandpa


hows america:D


come to casual talk to see me ruin an instrument


MaFayce also refused my friend request, hnng


What does sleeping in VC do tho?


The quiteness of ur loneliness is enough to sleep


I didn't refuse anything


and i love looking the same with people in the street


:D


i'm not too noticeable


xp


Oh, wait I cancelled it


Nvm


Forgot


BABYSOJU well I am in Canada and they are starting to open up


@ oo my bad


I'm waiting for that to low point in my life that I find you worthy enough I to add friend


Wow!


where i am from started opening up boarders for eu citizens


hwirl


eu citizens only D:


DUDE


Jeez that's me right now


i love big ed


man thinks i have an education


jack. that's actually me


I feel attacked.


HW I can teach you anatomy


BABYSOJU interesting


@ where in canada are you from?


i know quebec, ottawa


uh


Go to sleep MaFayce


mcgill bc of grimes


toronto


moncton


Stratford alas


ya toronto!


hi nutty


vancouver


to be honest i hate big ed because he doesnt stick his neck out for anyone


edmonton


Small town vibes


@ hi fellow ontarian


Why do I know Edmonton?


sorry in the morning i forget lots of stuff xD


waddles over to google maps


Nah


which?


waddle


not telling people where you live?


:p


alchemist is tiny tiny


I mean, several ppl have said where they live?


who is else is tiny


i mean I know i'm tiny


idk, i'm fine with telling what part of the world i'm from


O really?:p


like canada's hugeee


Mini Alchemist shorty


I think I chatted with someone from canada.


that might be why.


Stugav same!


But cute shortyMini Alchemist


Also that was me


how tall are you guys


doxxing heights 2020


im 6ft


i'm 150 cm


lies


nutty short


idk in feet


tell your friends


what is 150 cm in feet?


150 feet


just kidding. I have no idea


no as in I make and sell things via online shops


Nutty: i'm 6'4


Also nutty: im 5'7 without the haircut


thanks nutty!


Wow the bot window went huge


accurate


Sometimes I include coloring pages.


ok good bc i don't wanna be the shortest


not colored by me anyway


plz someone shorter than me


Anyway how is everyone?


Teeeheee


wait how tall are ya


i hated being the shortest in my class all the time


aww


i'm 150cm which is 4'9


oh dear


apparently


:p


oh i'm just a smidge taller than you


I buy books off amazon


dang


Idky


but i'm damn short compared to most americans.


plz ne shore tre than me


shorter


Guys i saw something really sad, it was hard to watch


here


dang that is short, no offense


yes


so now you're tall.


What's the average male and female heights in your country?


I'll just stuff her in the dryer to keep her smol


my parents are shorties


well my mom


HW is a shorty too


i aint short


tittays.


Mm?


Sorry I'm hyper. slammed down a pot of coffee


Yep


In US:


Avg male height: 5'9


Avg Female height: 5'3.5


well


Are u 65'?


but is it hyper brewed?


Females are very short in US


wow


it had birthday cake flavored creamer


Hobbit land is within us all


gotta go cry


sorry guys elliot got his stats from his horsie


HW so pious, she won't even tell how tall she is


my dad is really tall


and my sister is really tall too


fckn 33 and people tell me I'm cute.


dark red Knee


my mom is tiny af


i like antagonizing people


Mini Alchemist lets see how cute you are


hehe


selfies selfies selfies


it is my passtime when i am not being nice on the internet


no i deleted the last one i put up


He jumped real high


yep


fine i'll do a selfie.


lemme grab my phone.


heck yeah nutty


yall throw too much love around here


yay!


nuttybuckethead is the king of selfies ngl


i want pancackes


Nutty selfie incoming


where are you from nutty?


that's true


o nice


i love scottish accents idk why


i posted mine last night and when i woke up it had 6 upvotes and 26 hearts


nuttybuckethead nutty how many dms do your selfies generate?


scottish accents are good except on nutty


when you realize how many questionable selfies you have...


Mini Alchemist


I can kinda do an Irish and a Scottish Accent but it will sound super racist


40 unopened snaps, still cant get a woman


i'd like to see some:p


Ooof HW


hmmm


thicc Knee


i try to ignore people on snap... but i had that red dot


just highly unlikable faces


psh


nuttybuckethead secretly HW has the hots for u bro


ok its up


No one is ugly


jack. trust me.u'll be surprised


They just lack Kardashian money


NEVER AGAIN THAT WAS A FREEBIE


like


trump


why would i have the hots for a paki thrice


etc


i:p


I mean ikr


Mini Alchemist that's a rlly nice pic


HW just @ me next time


Yeah try Indian now


joji spoon


I stole my husbands hat for it.


Fr she thottin


so cute!


I kid


nice sunglasses:D


Knee wait make your phone horizontal so i can see your mistakes better


i love


Danke. Amazon special.


nope


cowboy hats are dope


oh rip


Am I considered a man slut if I show my shoulders


nuttybuckethead just @ me next time


no slutshaming here


Let's all join casual talk


yep


fair enough


oh.


jack. she's dead?


one last brownie


me


It's so skillet


i want some


yeah it stopped working


Silent


slides it to Arun


!pick 8357


Unsolicited coffee pic


skillet is awesome.


noms into it


ill only join wif Witch joins


Sexiest thing ever


nuttybuckethead he asks this after he sends me a pic of his shoulders


pokes jack's vein


Someone has to pay me to vc


the damage has already been done


It won't go back in.


what the heck.


weird.


imagine having muscle


I know right


I'mma dream about flat abs.


and a BIG OLE BOOTY


goals


No simp pls


All those lurkers in selfie chat tho fr


acceptable


Ell's a chad, nutty posting shirtless selfies HW


smh my discord was lagging fr


omg, i have barely any selfies


all of my selfies are work selfies.


and by work selfies I mean product photos


same mini or my bedroom in quarantine


Best friend: you owe me S200


Me: sent that long ago check cash app


Best friend:


mate what is with men after ramadan


its like


they arent the same person eh


Dunno


I can tell you what is


I just hide from people.


it's 1 month of backed up...


HW wdym?


emotions


LMAO


aight


Mm emotions are a thing?


i finally cropped out my friend


imma post


gets ready for the biggest boop ever


done


anyway i dont like you nuttybuckethead


good.


So do you use the blood of your enemies as face wash An


Asking for a friend.


sometimes...


The best thing in life is dipping toast in milk


for legal reasons, that's a jooke


lmao thx


aww thx mini


beyond science. am so confused. and hurt.


WHY GOD WHY?!


An wholesome photo bro!


no hurt. u look rlly pretty too mini


thx bro


I use the filter to make myself look less dead.


lets be honest here


thank you frog


Filter lyfe


forget frog


poogie is better


I can't wait to get hair dye again


When will you update your pfp nuttybuckethead


I get tired of the lurker doorframe stare you got goin on, its creepy af


That's the face I make when my kids won't go to bed.


who's brave enough to post a filter free selfie


no.


I've seen worse


should i play maneater?


Up to you


OH WOAH HERE SHE COMES..


muthfucka


its yes or no


The answer lies within your heartSenator Thorne


husband what do you wish for the eats?


wanna fight!


food. cooked. arranged on a plate.


i will fight


writes in journal dear diary... once again the husband asks to be murdered...


Fighting is never the way, outright unadultered slaughter is.


It wouldn't be a fight


Yet a massacre


boops


DAMMIT


opens discord infront of parents


sees the spanking gif


my mom looks at me rlly grossed out


Me: Never again


a spanking against to resolve your transgression against the inquiring


oh nooo


that did not just happen did it?


Foiled


it was a vry akward couple of secs


My dad would lean over and ask for context.


Trying to explain discord to the parents gg


my mom's just trying to comprehend what just happened


shoul. i. play. man. eater


YES


DO IT


thank you


Duh


sure


I've had the chorus stuck in my head for days


you started this you dont get to end it!


Tell him to play Saya no Uta


Its better than Fate series of vn


I think


Imma drink


damnit, it's been so long since i've watched this movie


because drinking makes me tell stories


thumbsup


ooo i just showed that to my kids


they shat bricks over whoopie.


lmao


because they've seen sister act.


consolation brownie


jack.


aww


i just said bow chicka wow wow and my 6 year old repeated it. xDDD


you look like a regular kid


idk, it seems rlly weird


it does.


always does


yes there we go


when i was a baby makes snese


dude


you're still a baby 18


how old are you?


i'm 15, 16 in 2 monhs


you're still a kid


squishes AND ENJOY IT


idk, too much work


for reals. being big person kinda blows.


summer feels like too much stress


enjoy your teenages


but like college


I can't say anything about that.


never went.


i mean ur pretty smart, u have ur own business


college can be pretty fun


that's kinda a deal breaker


if you want it to be


ye, but i wanna get into a rlly good college


You're going to college at 15?


no, but i'm taking college level courses


Probably planning the moves to get into one.


it's all prep and padding resumes and stuff


college is pretty useless IMHO, unless it's something you really can't learn outside college, don't go


Trying to be well rounded while somehow overcoming some sort of difficulty and being a safe bet.


like med school, engineering, etc


I agree with that.


ye, i wanna get an undergrad in economics


my son wants to be an electrical engineer.


and an mba in stock analytics


90 of the reason why I pursued my degree because I wanted to learn more about what interested me


I was like you go for it dude. just realize Idk if I can help with the funds.


!work


huh.


hmm


threw my whole vibe off


bot down


I wanna get schoarships so my parents don't have to worry abt my tuition


and they can retire early and see the world and shit


but I won't know till he's older. he might have strengths that dont point towards EE.


Kid is only 9


You're 15 dude


I had so many plans at 15 and things I wanted to be but grew out of it


I just read books


Just focus on now, have a plan but don't get so caught up in the future


You never know what life's gonna throw at ya


ig so


it's just i wanna be good, but once in a while it gets rlly overwhelming


cuz next year, i'm taking all AP classes, which are essentially college courses, and idk if i can handle it


good luck


good luck. I never took AP classes and wish I did


When I was 15, I thought I'd be a scientist


And what have you become?


Like in retail or something? Something without soul?


elliot werent you going to sleep


like 3 hours ago


Auctus disappointed in myself


Auctus yeah or a 95 desk job


filing paperwork


I agree with that


I like having something with a little more purpose.


HW make me


I loved fitness and nutrition, I just got lucky to be able to pursue it as a career


from 1415 to like 19 i worked really bad jobs


Elliot: says HW is a kid


Also Elliot: acts even more childish


I am trying to pursue my passion of having existential dread. It's going well so far.


I hate retail jobs. You have to deal with a lot of karens


I got so much appreciation for people who did odd jobs in their career


Because I could never have done that


Mad respect


Keep the Hustle


Dude working at a burger joint was the worst


Back in prequarantine, I absolutely loved baristas and was eternally grateful for them. I still am.


Coz u hate burgers?


Baristas are the best


I worked in fast food, in a Chinese place. Sweet and sour Jesus was it bad.


Hello?


Tip them as much as you can


The people man


Hi Bagels


Hiii Elliot


Some 40 year old dude complaining about his patty not cooked right


And jack


yelling at waiters


hey bagely


Lmao thats the worst


I still dont handle that


These jobs just made me appreciate life more though


Only after I quit them


Those jobs gave me thick skin. But alas, did not give me any thicc booty.


My Dad made me take the bus/trains coz he didn't want me get too cocky


lmao


MaFayce So you are from the USA.


Must be from the...morning wood.


LMAO


Badum tsss


Some say I am a genius. I do not dispute that.


Ight imma ride the bike and listen to Joe Hogan talk to Gayji


Ayy


I took buses and walked for most of my life until three years ago, because I never needed to use a car.


Don't crash it


Pls


stationary bike


Still


Night all


Goodnight Elliot


ill put those safety wheels for kids


night ell


Good night Ell


HW me sleeping forreal


Elliot: goodnight!


Also Elliot: lurks for 5 hours


aight


goodnight elliot


c ya dudes


Hi


Is no one here


Bagels heya


yui pfp Clellan


Yui pfp jewelgoat


yui pfp panic


hell yeah


truly a masterpiece


thats kinda epic


Hello


whats up?


hru?


im good


what up nerds


Im decent


nm man


Had a long day


what up with u?


not much.


just painted some of my guitar and sketched the back part of it for tomorrow


Show ur guitar Knee


i will once the pain is dry and my primer mistakes are covered


fair enough


Will be waiting to see


N if u do post it @ me so ill be notified at that point in time


will do bro!


Welcome rebel


Rebel Delights heya


Cant spell slaughter without laughter


henlo


LMAO


I'm back


Hello


I'm kind of sad today and would love a company


Aww


What's wrong


Feel free to DM if you need to talk


Aw thank you


It's OK, nothing is really very wrong, its just not a great mental health day


Ahhh okay


Yeah same here


Just knocked down my to do list from 30 to 2


Worked over 15 hours


But hey now it feels great


I feel it.


Tomorrow I can take it easy, but today wasn't good for mental health


agreed!


Pikachu


But the list was weighing me down mentally


It was like that for about a week, it kept piling up


So I needed to like just focus and knock it out


Anyway, Natasha where you from?


im hommeee


I had the funniest day today!


what happened


Nothing


I earlier in the day me and one of my friends who is a witch did a tarot card reading with me. At the end of the day I went to VRchat and listened to a pastor for 15 minutes.


I thought that was pretty funny


I love you already new person


Its a cute name and pfp


how old are you chansey oo?


Which gender are you Chansey oo?


I got mint essential oil in my eye and it burns so minty fresh. Like how mouthwash feels but in my eye


Who cares about gender


They are cute


And awesome


do you live in california because i bunch of my friends do that stuff that live in california


Who cares about age


We must protect them!


uh oo because what if shes a kiddo?


age is kinda important tbh


I'm a teenager don't worry I'm not 3


We are here for friends not dating partners o.o


Usssy


when shes 3


Long time


How have you been


We must protect them no matter what


I missed you


USSY STOP EXPOSING ME ABOUT ME BEING THREE


Too cute!


Either you were on and I didn't notice


hiii bb


no it has been a while


ya ik that still idk im not gonna meet up with a kid irl?


Yui hug Radburn


I havent been on much lately


yui hug Pikachu


hi nut nuttybuckethead


hiii ussy oo


Yui shag Sal


hi haley


It doesn't let me deflower the rose


omfg ani chiLL


Im not ok but it is ok


whats wrong:S?


Its me ussy


Anyways, back to TwoFlipperRoll


Its tobi


shoo tobi


spray spray


How did you know


Your user..


We r friends


Crackhead


Just cause raid works on you, doenst mean it works on me Haley


tbh i thought you were a random person


You checked if we were friends?


and was gonna block you


Pikachu are you OK


Or it just tells you


Si boludo


I looked at your user. Mr Pika


You were going to block me for being random?


Weird but ok


no for being rude:S


Haley


Hi bb Dharma


hii dharmaaa


If I'm rude you should block me regardless


If I'm tobi or not


okay oo


True thats why I have you blocked


Im virgin


Lmk when you feel ready then


I smell mint everywhere now


I'm nothing compared to golden


idk tobi was kinda nice before i guess he changed:S


But


To be fair nobody is anything compared to Beau


I'm different


I'm just being realistic


Beau is love, Beau is life


Yeh


whose beau


ya golden is really awesome


so is dharma


theyre both the best


That 12 incher he has


I've never seen anything like it


Even the doctor maxes at 9 inches


Omg Ani


i miss golden he doesnt come around as much anymore


Behave


I wonder if my tears will taste minty


Ill let you know BAMPFFairy


Tobi pulls an 8.5


whats wrong nutty:?


hello lads


except for ussy


Pls pp


I don't know if the implication was that you would make me cry or just be willing to lick my face if I did cry


Hi bb Dharma


Freud hey


Bye ussy


Leave Bagels


dharma how was your day


Alright bye


tiresome but 10/10 . Yours haley?


Bagels


I thought you left


ohhh


i had a good day with friends kinda been sad when i got home but doing a lot of chores now and trying to feel better


:S


: if Haley's sad I'm sad.


noo dont be sad


Too late :


are you whoresomeee tonight


jack why do you have a porn pfp


yes


lurker HW


Lookit you lovely ladies. Being all nice to each other.


bro it's my homemmade tatas


no porn


yui avatar


whats that mean oo


oohh


HW i have more trauma wait


I love me too


as seen above


I wish I had muscles that were defined.


WE get it


isnt that a different jack


oo


you're not an anti semite


jack is back


How was Austin Haley


frick yeahh


I would punch those punchy bags


it was nice


BAMPFFairy you can get there


ive talked to server rabbi jack


And maybe kick them


he was really nice


No no no jack. I am tooo lazy


My muscles are jello


looks like cotton candy


Good morning


It is cauliflower?


Dude starrfoxx is an angel


its a barely cooked tomato


The other ones are trash


I don't like tomatos.


my plate looks like a crime scene


hi vxx


I don't think tomatoes will make me strong


I think I would need to eat less and work out.


yeah that's where there's half a pound of chicken there


I don't like chicken


sounds like a you problem


I eat grain. Grain grain. And more grain.


Yes. It totally is.


Random but rdr2 has a version of the coronavirus in armadillo


The me problem that leads to me not having defined muscles


I won't get to have abs of steel


tbh if you just need abs


you only gotta restrict your calories


abs is more about diet then exercise


I want abs now :


I'm pretty sure I would need to work out too.


well of course but majority of getting abs is from diet


your abs show when your bodyfat is low


simple as that


yep


Yes but working out is what would help me get rid of the fat


How low does the body fat have to go Jack?


Hi guys


angel go sleep


Nuu:p


I mean diet could do that. But 1200 calories is hard AF to stick to.


I am not sure specifically but usually you can safely loose 1 pound a week


Its early dont frown at me!


What if I want muscles


Aww no


Instead of a double chin


Can I turn my double chin into a muscle chin


Guys I got to pet a baby deer today, its mom abandoned him


a lot to unpack there


They say under his beard chuck norris doesn't have a chin. Only another fist


BAMPFFairy,what do you drink? Lots of water or sugar beverages?


you know, if you really think about it, going into a diet with diet mentality isnt the best. You should go into it as a lifestyle change, so then you can maintain that weight loss


I drink diet soda.


And flavored fizzy water


you can't just lose all this weight then return to your old eating habits...


Jack can you be the free personal trainer of the entire server pls?


Jokes apart. You need to find out what your TDEEmaintenance calories are. Use a calculator like tdeecalculator.net. Cut 250500 calories from your maintenance calories. You'll lose one to half a pound of weight per week. Now how to eat is a completely different thing


yeppp


bois


join vc


:D


we're doing a video caht


Jack thats great and all


rn


D


Dharma I tried but wanted to kill myself two minutes in given the bad advice people give. Nutrition and fitness is different for everyone tbh so yeah. I get paid a lot of money to do it so I am not sure i'll do it for free. But if someone DMs me about it, always willing to help


But I burn like 4000 calories a day easy and I have an intake of like maybe 1500


That's nonsense


wait


you're like 6'4


and also, you shouldn;t categorise food into negatives or positive foods. Its all really about portion control. if you want a bar of chocolate, sure go for it but don't proceed to then binge. eat when you're hungry and not bored idk lmao thats just how i feel about it but its all about the individual


so could be true


Nah bagels, that's impossible:


Yup


Yeah with my TDEE I would have to eat like 1300 calories a day and its haaard


I am 64


Bagels 6000? how


Read again


im 4'9'


Hes a crackhead


All the delicious is so many calories


Nowhere did I say 6000


welp i misread it


whoops


my b


My pasta


come video chat BOIZ


for rela


real


Where?


we're having a cool guitar session


:D


Nah Im busy watching Netflix


casual chat


also having too low of a calorie intake isn't the best, you're body then makes that the equilibrium and you end up not losing weight even when eating 1500 i think?


:S how do you recommend people with a history of eatting disorders lose weight wihtout like actually thinking about weight loss because itll lead to them taking it too far


then watch netflix boi:D


But no one is even talking


But it says I have to eat 1300 to lose weight nicolekc


well we talk time to time


jack. I wasnt talking seriously but great  u're the best


BAMPFFairy does it account for TDEE?


why are ppl so MAD


hii soju


aye botan


Yes


hi haley!


omg hi soju


AYE BOI


botan


neeko come vid chat:


botan bae


she my wafiu


Well, if you're 6'4, your BMR alone should be in 2000s. BMR is your bodies baseline of calories you need to retain functions like breathing, blood circulation, controlling body temperature, cell growth, brain and nerve function, and contraction of muscles. So your TDEE would be 2500 if you're sedentary. That's to retain your weight. If you burn of 4000 calories and eat 1500, that should work while you have a little fat on you, but once you do that for a few weeks, you're dangerously killing damaging your metabolism. Also, when you start eating normally again, you run into something called refeeding edema. Your body releases a lot of insulin at once and your electrolytes go all out of whack. 2/10 don't recommend


waifu


whoops


ahhh bruh idk vid caht bou voice sure


Jack


that was for Bagels


oke dokes!


im taking a break from essay writiing


hi Misty


BAMPFFairy Have you tried smaller plates? No joke, the plate often plays a huge part on our psychology.


I always finish my plate, but when I put less on it, I'm less hungry, or don't eat that much over the hunger.


Well, and a lot is the will power to not eat tons of sweets in front of the TV


Yeah Im working on it jack


Hello strong human jack.


jack. omg yesss very very truw


hii giggless


i just got off vid chat


and im crying atm


Hi Haley aww I just woke up


or id come!


Haley dont cry


good morning giggles


Cheer up buttercup


whyd you wake up so late:O?


Um I blame the rain


we had a painting party on video chat


Ill likely be doing the same thing tomorrow


Buttercup was my favorite


nicolekc When your intake is that much lower than what you burn, your body will reduce muscles before using the fat reserves


heya cosmic


Meaning, you get very weak while the fat may remain


:S


hiii cosmic


jack. can you bench me


hi Haley


hii jack


I am strong, not strong enough to bench 1000lbs cosmicprank


Man I should probably eat all this talk about weight and stuff I havent eaten in a while


what are you gonna have


I saw you give up on snap


i kid


You got this Misty


I bought all the stuff for BLTs so


Gonna do that


So...eating 1300 calories a day is good or nah?


depends bampf


Hii


how tall are you, gender, height, activity level


That's subtracting 400 from TDEE


yeah that's fine then


Which is 1728


activity level eh


Misty is it pig bacon or turkey bacon or vegan bacon


Im weak, I can only do 25 pull ups in a row


why you think my right arm is so swole HW


25 pullups bro


cosmicprank turkey bacon its the only kind Ill eat


he's already a kyle


its a gameshark


don't unleash his potential


HW main activity is dipping on my painting sesh and leaving me to make all the decisions


and as i type that reference i realize its dated


I wish I was like Shakira


I automatically keep my ideal weight because I often forget to eat for half a day. So I'm automatically kind of intermittent fasting, I guess.:D


Misty ME TOO THO


And my hips didn't lie


Thats the best idea ever cosmicprank


people hate on turkey bacon but its legit


But they do lie


It is


vxx IF is great


Mmm turkey bacon!


Knee we believe in you send us the final results, everyone's asleep by now


I want to sleep but yall are distracting


Hi bagels


Go to bed


HW its drying. I sketched out the cherry blossom tree for the back though


Just turn off the phone


Sorry bagels


Have heard lots of positive things about IF


I know my tatas are distracting bagels


but go to sleep


If I were a Turkey and I had a choice between being eaten on Thanksgiving or becoming bacon, I'm going bacon no question


IF does not seem to work for me.


Hi giggles


HW what up fam


emoji me


vxx yeah for health and longevity, it's really good


I also heard it goods for the intestines if it's empty from time to time.


I have an emoji


yes i got my HW validation


all i need


Bagels you should take your third grade humor elsewhere mister


jack.6227 I know youre not listening bc you have a higher rank or youre allegedly older or youre allegedly a grown man and Im not or whatever bs excuse your juvenile edgelord mind comes up with in the fleeting moments of clarity where you can type offensive, unfunny jokes” in front of hundreds of people anonymously. But I tried to be polite about it.


are you kissing a beer?


Yes I am


allegedly always kills me


people justleave if i start sepaking


speaking


oof


BABYSOJU brb


kk nicolekc


fuck


I'm allegedly an adult


Im so tired


Go to bed


I cant


I dont have painkillers


I can smell my eye


Still


Thats gross


semll your eye


I accidentally


jow


how


:p


Got mint essential oil in it


am I hallucinating or did he say that


ugh


he did say that


Its okay I took a stick up the nasal cavity today


you're ok


how does one smell their eyes?


WHEN YOU GET PURE MINT IN THEM


I see sounds and smell colors


I mean an actual stick


And then smells like mint for hours


Momo.Mirukuti


You just take it out


why did you get pure mint in them?


Oof sorry


I didnt MEAN too


Okay, I'm lost sorry I just hopped in conversation


Hope you get better


I was putting essential oil in my vents


Alright, have to leave to work. See you later


vxx thanks


To fresh the house


When the air kicked on


And then I had mint eye


Brb


that is real funny


joji spoon


But in my eye


this is why I don't adult sometimes. Stuff like getting mint in your eyes is a risk


There


wash it out dude


It feels so cold and awake


Joji


Be prepared


idgaf about worms mate


Its a life mate


Do it


Send it or jojis brother dies


HW psycho


Why do people want selfies


Being faceless is better


Like in my pic


Joji is on the line


yup


Just pop it off there


Wolf


Wolf check it out


Nutty message elliot


What is this


yui avatar Misty


Elliot is asleep smh


nutty just leave


Jack


Ehhh


OK. good luck on your break


Give me one sec


cmon dont call the cops on me mirin' giggles nuttybuckethead


!mute nuttybuckethead 2d take care


man said take care


Why did you do that


nutty two days later


nutty one day into his break: mistakes were made,


Oh


Ok


Lessons must be learned


bushidoboy07 he asked for it


That's what I said in my criminal defense, judge wasn't for it


Umm


Who da judge


Hello


Anyone there


Oh god


I broke chat


XD


I know


!rob SendMeAnimeGirls


Im not dead


I was posting a thing I made


Pls daily


I wish my bones were sand


Why


Because then I could spill and go all over the place


Real big mess


In a little bit I am going to join Vc


Just waiting for mom to sleep


Bruh


yall


I'm waiting for sleep to come to me


posting to the subreddit was a huge mistake


there was so many messages;;


suffering from success


Oof


Mr. Sandman. Bring me a dream. Take out my bones, and make me some seams


females on reddit im sure get bombarded


I dont have a gf


I never get bombarded


yeah i did


So IDK


i replies to 100 people a second


and half of them just wanted the yknow


Wooow


Thats amazing


there was some decent ones that messaged but mostly very:/


i make posts over the course of a minth on R4R and MNFH and i get like 2 messages in a month


so i have resorted back to discord


someone love me;;


I'll love you Ava


yay


hug


i only love myself


Ill never find love


!unmute nuttybuckethead


Huh


!ban nuttybuckethead Goodbye


i feel kinda bad for dudes that post to the subreddit


nooo


Nooo


oof


nooo nutty


!remindme 2d unban nutty


i usually message the dudes cuz dudes dont get messages


Whyyy


What about the ugly ladies. Who feels bad for them.


why did he get banned


dudes dont get messages '


Nuuutttyyy


RIP Benny Harvey


Gone but not forgotten


carvedfromstone He wanted to take a break, but couldn't resist from looking at the server. Asked to be banned temporarily


Nuttt


IRL Im crying for no reason


XD


he got banned


Skeletor oh hey i live there


It hurts


So did nutty


You're nobody til somebody loves you...what kind of message does that song send. Dean Martin you silky voiced devil


Im a nobody then


Now these tears are real


ayo


someone burped hard


wonder who it was


Huh


Ok..?


IM ON VC


Oh I know


oh


ok


i just had to say it


Im joining soon


kk


skelly


say simpin


yes


I will not


no SKELLY


Skeletor


NOT U


oh ok


k


you can say it tho


stil


if u want


simp hard


Im not a simp


but


My old friend was


Thats how I lost him


BABYSOJU


oh obi


boi


Ehhh


BABYSOJU i love starwars fanfiction


OH OBI CHAN


Obi wan kanobi


RIP


Do you think


yes


Yes


YES


In the starwars universe


Umm


Would anyone like to dm chat while watching a chill livestream?


Wait


Is this chat supposed to be PG?


There kiddums in here aren't they


Well


Nevermind then.


Fuccckkkjj


Im bored


My friend Isnt on


Shes sleeping


Is your name Bus Hido Boy, Bush Ido Boy, or Bush I Doboy?


Bush ido boy


Huh


Nevermind it


Hi


No


i love starwars fanfiction


Wolf


dude same


false statement


In 6mins its Thursday


Oh God that scared me


It is Wednesday my dudes


Selden


its thursday B


I thought I was only imagining it was Friday Eve Day


no


there is only one time


XD


oh god


est is the only time


There is no time


JOIN VC!


:D


There are multiple time zones


yes i know that


Fine in like 10 min


BABYSOJU


time is an illusion, reality isn't real, buy gold


See what's become of me


bird is correct


mine your crypto currency


While I look around for my possibilities


Shut it bird”. Rio


Bananananana ba nanana ba na


Why would you need to buy gold if reality wasn't real, psh


melt it


roll around in it


Boil it


mash it


Stick it in a stew


peel it


Taste it


smack it


pull it


bop it


smell it


yes


run frum it


Accidentally get it in your eye


oh no


Brb


same ani


Aw man


I wish I was


My play list went from Dean Martin to the Bangles to show tunes


I'm all over the place


meep


I'm watching a streamer and his playlist went from weeb music to Spongebob to Space Jam


bruh


now i wanna hear it


A Cat with a gun you talking about me?


wow that image


whats ur playlist


i wanna hear it


it's not my playlist, I'm watching a streamer and his playlist


so i cant really link it


Damn you said weeb music and now I'm switching to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu.


Sup main chat


the best singing voice i have ever heard


yess


i love this dude


sup sup


i go to work late today


so happy


neeko is litearlly so cute


Mm 14 discord servers


Might be a bit much nah


join vc peeps


I can't


Nah vc is boring to me


wew


I can lurk but i cannot speak


I'm too shy


welp


well whoever wnats to come!


:p


I have this voice called shrill


Like Fran Drescher


aye


Oh God I'm so old.


A Cat with a gun I like your profile pic


thanks


i like ur name nd pic Gentleman Bird


Its a dangerous noodle


u summoned the mighty one?


Mere mortal


You challenge me


Pls pp


Well


Umm


pls pp


BOW BEFORE ME


Bye guys


Im deleting discord


Back to show tunes


wow i cant believe you did this...


bushidoboy07 but why tho?


ah yes, us gentlemen have the big pps


REEE


bangs head on table


oof


What


Thats possible


That makes a certain biological sense


how do you even recover


The secret


To recovering


Yes


Is you don't


You just accept


Failure


i mean


fair enough


N nu nutty


welcome awful


Nuuutyyy


Whyyy


ignore all of this


This dirk be up in your ribs before you know it.


Fuccck I just feel so good


Im bored... Im very bored


Pikachu good vibes?


I dread the morning where I will regret not sleeping


hi kafka


Yes


The best


sleep is for casuls


Pls pp


pls pp


Ayyy


Sword fighting


I'm watching the vibiest livestream rn it and its good


XD


BAMPFFairy theres your partner


AAAh 14 servers


Many dms hi, bye


Pikachu I was never around to witness your apparent dickery, so I forgive you I guess


Stick'em in the ribs


Ty ty


yo how dis boi


Pikachu he is major SIMP


What is this stand for?


Bird is simping me?


Simp?


I don't understand


I am not engaging in simpery, thank you very much


Simple?


bird


yes


simpery”


dont bird have to dance for mates?


isn't that like the simpest thing to do?


Suffering In Moderate Pain


I can just dance all night


it's not simping


it's vibing


that dog higher then nasa


Guys


If I have to Google simp


Am I gunna be on a watch list


es


I'm too old for this slang


no it just means like...a guy who is whipped by a girl but on the Internet I guess


not really whipped


BAMPFFairy guy who tries to hard to get noticed by a girl basically


they put woman on a pedestal more like


Guy who tries hard to get noticed by a girl? Every dude on the internet?


not really


im watching a guy singing wake me up inside badly while playing a video game and it's just the right vibe I'm going for tonight


who wants to expose themselves as a simp


I'm too shy to be a simp


being a simp doesn't mean you're shy though...


also in the stream


I'm only not shy when I'm loopy tired which I am right now


wait doesn't mean you can't be shy


who's the simp


Pls search


I just keep thinking of shrimp.


Couch


Pls beg


pls beg


Yay


thanks clinton


Tree


No


Mine


i look like i got bitchslapped by the sun


pls search


pantry


work


Pls gimme


!gimme


Hi brichu


farah down


hello


helo


hi bird


You are on my mind brichu


it do be like that


You've had a rough childhood


But now you are here


moist and unstable innit


Are you like a psychic


describes me pretty well


Yui hug Brichu


yui hug Pikachu tnx


fk uni


I got one more year left


then real life happens


Hdhdhwh Che


When we get a psychic in here


Telling ppl them pasts


who is rich here?


I wish I was a psychic


Then I could watch


What


Is a thot


And what is wrong with its mind?


or your mom


Oh snap


So


or somthing like that


I dont see why that would be bad inherently


I mean I guess it depends on my powers. Do I hear thoughts or SEE thoughts?


I want to hear thoughts


ok tell me how your powers can work


i have a power to ruin anything


hearing thoughts wouldnt be fun for me bc I would hear stuff I wouldnt wanna hear


And I can control when I read the thoughts


I RETURN AN CHAT POPPIN GG


there was like a whole fairly odd parents episode about this guys


i can ruin anything


test me


I mean


Misty D:


It sounds good to me


why did dyou leave!


Hear thoughts but only when I choose too.


nicolekc my audio kept cutting out:


Final answer.


dude


fairy


what if u tried to cheat on a test


on the pervert teach


BABYSOJU essay! its killing meee ughh


What.


you


read a teachers mind


boom pervert


You're saying what if I accidentally hear sexual things?


yup


Me right now


Most people are perverts.


im to scared to ask


You just ignore it unless they make it a problem.


ry


what


da hell


have u seen


McScuse me


:p


MOD


wee woo wee woo


REE


MOD ALERT


RREEE


WEE WOO WEE WOO


WE DEMAND BAN


REEE


What is happening


IDK


Then WHY


K what


im scared


too much blue


I'm confused


Take pity on the elderly


Bowers get pink alrdy


what lvl are u


Oh man. That line of questioning got me down


Oh to be young again


I wonder why people call me Fairy


Instead of Bampf


How does one pick?


ok boomer


Ouch


I'm not that old


you and the moonnlighttt


press x to doubt


I'm a dirt poor millenial thank you


I AM GEN Z


You is bebe


no u


Millenials so old now.


sleep is for the weak


Or the old


Like me. It will be trouble when I'm asleep at my desk tomorrow.


sleep...


sleep with sunglasses


The problem isn't my eyes


I mean it is cuz of the mint


But


no i meant so peps can't see ur eyes


i did it in class once


There is no one to see my eyes


I don't have to leave my house.


I could just stay in bed and sleep


Except I would get fired.


So that's no good.


unwavering loyalty is not good to anyone, tho it's important


Trustworthy i guess


willingness to talk to me


This got sad again


maybe invite me to stuff some time


!topic


hot choclete


Stay inside because rain smells gross


jack. fine u ask one then


Pls pp BAMPFFairy


even lamer


joji spoon


pls pp


Pls pp


There we go


nutty joe that's a pseudo pp


Fucking this


this I guess


um


i cant say


I rub one out


Nothing


if u fail and people laugh don't get mad just laugh with them


I wouldn't say advice, but a quote that helped me vet people. A friend to all is a friend to none


Best advice: joji spoon


Or nutty joe


Hm, think I'll go with Showing your emotions is immature and You can't reason with crazy


ok wtf is joji spoon


Hello


some kind of Filthy Frank reference


Joji spoon


im scared


!topic


Maybe if I knew what my life span was


no


i mean


Allegra i unno 20ish?


Yes


I would reduce it by 10


I wanna die, so yes


win/win situation


Dark


i take it back


fuck me up


20ish wot


I can leave more for my kids


Howdy


I have risen


Lyam


Ussy!


!topic


Ron Jeremy


Thor


I am already a celebrity what u asking?!, XD


justin roiland I guess


this song slaps bro


None of them, I don't want someone else's life thats weird


n word


I have a wife XD


I love you


I would be Gal Gadot


I wanna impregnate you


And probably that you just sharted


You know what my fetish is


inside


i love when they fight


Let me tell you about my timeshare


both


Indoor


Both


indoors


Outdoor


Social distancing since 2001 XD


Indoors


!topic


lyam you're 19?


jack. almost


jesus


Put my phone away


at ussy


jack.?!


whoever just got deleted was correct


So many children here


Pls snipe


Rub one out for the boys


I brush my teeth I am God bou


TOBI


jack. 19 XD children?


Ussy wanna help me out today?


pls snipe


19 seems so young when you start getting old


In store


Online


Store when it is less crowded


!topic


depends


Roof, walls


BAMPFFairy I haven't even started my life XD


When 8 was 19 I still had hope and dreams


Pool


affordable


Its in the woods away from ppl


Huge pool, huge house, with a wife like ussy


Exactly


yui avatar childoftheinternet


Jack is a creep


your father is a creep


Hmmm


the day i die is gonna be it


Saturday


Well a cute lill house, with a cute lill pet, with some1 who is beautiful, smart, smart, caring and always by my side


Friday and Sunday


I get paid on Fridays


Friday I go wild


Sunday I just relax


Here's a topic: if you would have any pet, what would it be?


Saturday I smoke up and sink into my bean bag to enjoy the day as a lump


Koala


Leopard!


LyamFurious a jesus statue


Luv these cute lill big cats


I want a funny bird


hey i have those


Dont say bird around jack


!topic


Goddamnit


The pets I've had that died.


Plastic


!rob carvedfromstone


I'd bring them back


Like ussy


jack. until u get cricified XD


!rob bushidoboy07


hmmm


think about communism


Same answer as earlier


Think about how to make ussy smile


Try not to be alone with my thoughts


cringe


cry and eat food


A Cat with a gun also same


nope


Yes


yes


!topic


yui avatar childoftheinternet


I make weird dance moves and freak out my dog


Stugav Bismuth Skeletor carvedfromstone Wolf


no periods


this one's better


heck yeah


saver


Saver


spender


Both, I save my money so I can spend on ussy


Can I be both?


def both


save then spend


but saver


I think I know what SIMP means now


on something worthwhile


Lies Pikachu stop trying to look good for the people


No one can look as good as you ussy


i should draw myself


So there's no point in trying


I look like toe


go for it soj


Padriac I will buy u a cute flower pot and some roses with saved cash


!topic


simp


Pretty


This is why Lyam is my favorite


CEASE YOUR SIMPERY


18 old enough


Aww ty ilu


Gentleman Bird cringe is bone hurting today


jail


at least u get meals


depends on the jail


done


I stabbed my leg with a box cutter


it me:D


heck yeah soju


Where's ussy?


who are you?


after jail


THis my side chick


Gentleman Bird u at least get healthcare


im enjoying not paying child support


!topic


bruh


!whois Pikachu


Yes


hell no


ironic


Jack...


Why you do this


Good god


Why man


A lot makes sense now


I thought you were straight


But this explains it all


I thought you were beta cuck


I am alive


She was a hussy


can we ban him


I thought right


A beta cuck?


I'm alpha


anyone who says ima a alpha is not a alpha


Oh god what a startlingly unpleasant reminder that this chat came from reddit


Literally cringeworthy compliments to every girl


bruh im from reddit


I have dominant beta energy


reeks off desperation


Every girl?


Anyone who uses the terms alpha or beta to refer to themselves should be thrown into a dumpster fire


I'm messing with ussy


Alright then


!topic


BAMPFFairy so srry he said that, other ppl are wholesome


jellybean


BAMPFFairy dont forgot people who say female or male unironicaly


dudeee you gotta post this in imadethis


oke dokes


:D


I've seen this cringe with a lot of other time as well. But oh well, continue. Hopefully it works some day


BABYSOJU cute work though!


Hello virgins


hello yes I am a male who is an alpha and not a beta cuck am I attractive yet?


thank you!


Hiii killian


childoftheinternet hi


welp time to nope outta this chat


Heya. Looking for a girl to pm me?


LyamFurious hiya


jesus christ


hey, speak of the devil


Just want to vibe


im out lmao


is nigeria a 3rd world country?


What's up in here


SE hi


for sure


No justice no peace


i think everyones cute in their own way


BABYSOJU ur cute


Pikachu


It's going on tonight


Dont listen to him


The police done fked up


Apparently I shot too many compliments


Is USA a 4th world country?


When I usually trash you


Its okay he just wants everyone to be bitter like him


I know


Go back to being mean I GUESS


nicolekc surprised weren't friends yet?


Sigh


Geoff hiya cutie


I am not bitter lo, it's just annoying


Wattzon ya


I'll be mean again then


SE omg facts i thought we were friends already lmaoo


No justice no peace


ACAB


If youre annoyed, log off jack.


Acting like he has to stay


Worry about yourself ussy


I have like 150 atm


yeah lmao


it be like dat


Mhm


Down with the oppressive state


Old acc had 300 or more


Now you have 149


I worry about myself


Some1 is flexing...


Idrc the exact number


Y'all see what's going on?


Nah not flexing you have like 15 catch up bro


BABYSOJU ur cute


nicolekc nO U


!balance


REEE


wait


Join more servers


But u all wholesome


SE dm me more servers to join


Or go out lyam


discord isnot real life


What if


Bywaters no im in 15 atm you couldnt handle it


?balance


! balance


You go out but still don't get no friends


epoqrkeprk


servers for days


jack. u are rude


I am gonna rejoin 30 so shrug


!REEE


Well, everything is rude.


Most people online are just bored, you'll make real connections in person


facts


ouch


stop burning me plz?


ffs?


lob you


I am a smol Boi, u hurt my feelings


I LOB U


Ive made made real connections online and in person


same


Same


Unless you want to be a friendless loser like 90 of the people here that are protesting. Then that's fine with me. I can go YAS QUEEN JOIN MORE SERVERS


anyways


!topic


then


then why are you here boi jack.


why are you here


Jenkel agreed, ussy ur gr8 we should dm more


why r u here?


4 real


I've met five people in real life from here, who i am still friends iwth


Go play with your birds


all he does is complain about this server, leave and come back


Go simp on another lady, cuck


Canon who


jak?


jack


jack?


Okay then


like ive been here for two days


Nobody ever simps on me.


Who is a cuck?


What up babysoju


What do I lack


jack. well tbh, I like less servers, I can't keep up with many tbh


Is it because of my mint eye


I come and go as I please, ussy. That's none of your business. I am not here for weeks at a time because I have a life outside of this server, unlike you


and ive only seen u complaning about people here, and flirting with girls Xd


I was just saying


jack.


Im not salty


like


But go off baby


me neither


im not being salty


jack. wow bro calm down


Im chillin


but people need to stop complaning about here and then wanting to be here


Hi, guys.


helo


that makes other people feel bad y know?


I've ignored you a lot of times in the past few days with little comments, but i can't always ignore


Don't make rude remarks at ussycjack.


Hello mcpon14


How is everyone?


like saying, internet people blah blah. we all need friends


Ussy


There's a block button, use it


shrug


mcpon14 hiya how r u


Haig Hi


How did you become so beloved


SE I'm well. Thanks for asking. How are you?


SE yep this is going south XD


By being nice to people


hello!


Teach me the key to making people love me


Hi


welcome to chat


I'm not...unnice to people.


Thanks


we all need to pipe down and go back to topics


mcpon14 great thanks!


Be polite and kind.


!topic


yus king Pikachu


SE You're welcome.


I like ur profile pic mcpon14 :


Cake


Chocolate cheesecake


Pie


uhhh cannoli


Frosted lemonade


cheesecake


red velvet:


About who? jack.


mcpon14 dont forget to assign roles bro


childoftheinternet Thank you.


Where


Ice cream is my favorite desert


Let me go look


SE Okay.


!topic


New years


The end of the year


I don't have one


Instigate


read books/play animal crossing


vidya games


We got a timer in here now?


Aw I made exactly 1 friends


Yes


whats the timer for/how does it work


Hello, what's up?


You can message as quick


Just prevents you from sending messages within 5 seconds of each other


The former


ani talking about creepy


Hi jayke


Why is slow mode enabled.


people too FAST


It is butts


it is


who is the other jack?


the rabbi?


Nah we only got creepy jack


There's no other jack


L'chaim


BABYSOJU Im sorry my phone is lagging too much for me to join


Lmao ani don't make me post your chat history


Anyway


This guy.


HELLO


Hi sip


helo


I got added by some anime profile picture earlier and first thing they asked was my bra size. Not only are they weird apparently their blind too lmao


Gretal lmao


How is everyone?


Ahh, dick waving contests online. It's nice to see some things never change.


that's funny


Howdy?


He has too


Im well how are u Syra


so what's your bra size jayke


Myers I'm greaaat!


Benny stop avoiding the question


like Tony the Tiger great or


Aw man is it late for you? you should sleep ! Gentleman Bird


I should. That would be the smart decision.


Sabina even if you tell me, i can't read it


WHATS YOUR BRA SIZE CMON MAN IM THE BLIND ONE HERE


but I'm feeling good livestream vibes rn so I won't


XD


Jack being jack XD


Well fair


!topic


Nail biting


Not doing anything all day


biting my nails eee


simping


Being humble


And nail tearing


Herv been gaming on an off tbh


Pikachu same


!wyr


dafuq are those


Transporter coz bewbs XD


Let's make it 3some!


Logic says they both bad, lizard brain says A


Wait y we got a timer XD