mcnewyork yep i got asked to pay on a date once, it offended me


Mete insert timers XD


thats weird


LYAM leave me and majer alone


i didnt even make the phone call i had to help my mom cook Brichu


women out here thinkin men are ATMS


Thedarklordlilith okay srry


I mean I dont take advantage of other people, thats just a choice tho


Thedarklordlilith but we still friends right? No luv lose


METE THE TYPE OF DUDE TO ASK A DISCORD CHAT TO SLOW DOWN


Thedarklordlilith maam let me say oof


sbwjsishv


oof


i dont say no to free stuff thats all


wow look at all the mods online. 4 makes bingo


ive had guys straight up ask me stuff like that


I dont often get offered free stuff


can you all slow down, we are supposed to be social distancing


botcommands doesnt have timer lets go


distance?


Bunbun Ill send a coffee and slice of carrot cake in the mail, np buddy


CALLED IT


Social distancing XD


lets shorten the distance!


Bro make it 3 secs


a slice of carrot


mcnewyork nah u cute wdym?


Idk


im kidding i have coffee


cheesecake S tier


Senator Thorne no fk coffee tea oelse


thats sad


man Ive been slacking on the baking recently


im 2 meters away from them maam


That's me all day every day ugly


aw no


Hello everyone! You might have realized the change in channel. From now on our server is social distancing and we will have one minute timer between messages until 2021, thanks for your understanding!


Brichu yet close 2 my heart


omg baking what are you baking?


everyone is beauitufl


go to slowchat for 5 secs cooldown


im tryna get baked


it depends who you ask


it cant be


mcnewyork nah post a selfie watch lurkers heart it much


meh


ok its not


Brichu yet close to our hearts


shup


I posted in the selfie channel today so


LyamFurious


if u want to judge my face


im cringing maam jus stop


why am i calling everybody maam now


I've been told I look like I have down syndrome, agree or disagree?


you're very pretty, everyone is pretty!


brichu would you ever ship lyam


maam


when your face is smushed in the pillow it doesnt matter Senator Thorne


I haven't made brownies in over a month


Brichu it's alright


lmao


Thedarklordlilith maam that is not up for question


I posted on r/rateme one time on reddit


all I got were like 3 out of 10s


thats why i have confidence, because i can go into a situation forcing people to expect nothing great of me


howd that go


reddit


yep


they harsh


im sure you are a great soul


I'm actualy cute imo


lmfao


no need to put down down syndrome homies


I'm not putting down people with downs!


true


Lellie is a legendary selfie taker


Someone said it to me!


ahhh yea yea


I would never say that dude


None exist


I've worked with kids that have downs


true that


i look like shreks younger black brother


bwahahahaha


downs people have a great sense of humor, and happy all the time


lmao


i love them


I look like me, I think


!pick 7966


why u doing that mcnewyork u are a wonderful human being, God send and hell bent on helping student with specialities. No one should rate you for the immeasurable service you do. The unconditional love u show to your students is more than enough to show no scale can rate the humanity in u


people with downs do often seem quite cheerful and positive to be around


this was years ago killian, I was a young one


chile


i love people with downs


like 20


yeah, one of my best friends brother has it


mcnewyork LyamFurious whokesome simp


he is so fun to be around


n e ways maam


when i was in high school i volunteered work with those classes and bro they are just awesome


tried to get him to drink beer


i wanted to be a vet


Praise LyamFurious


but he didnt like it


wholesome simp is best simp


Killian is best


Ty ty


Who simping who


you guys really are quite sweet


I am the simp police


im simping everyone


can someone simp me pls


I highly appreciate it


sink the ship maam


Yui hug Clover


sink the ship maaam


Wow Betsy killian be cheatin on u


ooof


when im drunk


KIlLlIannn


Pls pp


Fk


Joe no dear


I may be in a marriage but still!


my student is going to read a book about handwashing today


seems relevant lmao


Darling I feel betrayed


Pls peepee


Mete i can't believe i have to sink my ship with miri


Muirhead we are communie out wholesomness must spread to all


Pls weenis


ew


lmao


Phalan also it wasn't cheating on u darlin I was cheering some1 up and some1 named mc


Sadboi memes rn


oof


chat b wild'n


is ok I wont take ur man onion


I respecc u


Onion needs to selfie more gg


I kid


LyamFurious Okie u r excused then for wholesomeness, also we have to share anyway gang gang


Rather stop lurkin in the selfie channel


Communism gang


Poet gang where?


Lindeberg gang gang


here


SE alone


communism gang nice


Communist poets


ALL ALONE


Noh


democratic socialist gang? nahh?


who wants my unsent poetries bcs he didnt appreciate them enuff to deserve em


Communist lifeguards


i used to poety


ME BRICH


mcnewyork poetry wiff me?


Merridie shweety...how u doing?


dont want to put on bra, but afraid my nipples will show on my zoom call


life is hard


Ooof


I am doin gud wbu darling


Had my dinner darlin


mcnewyork Bras comfy tho


no students seeing these nips TODAY


Oh nice what did u have?


life is difficult


Prager chapati and rice


gtingz f


so I dont need the support really


Whats chapati?


Sports bras are a ting


Mhm


Yseulta its a staple Indian food


its not the size that matters its the aesthetics of it


imma dip its self loathe hours bye maamn


lmao


LyamFurious I live indian food but die with spice


MeowingGod true


Boiii bri lob urself


Who be self loathing


My smol titties are near perfect


me maam


Brichu too wholesome for this chat rn


I'm not sad


ohh


Lob u bri but u won't heart me


Good things come in small cup sizes


is this doggo not wholesome


djur agreed


wave boye


Brichu no


although all boobies are lovely


That doggo kinna creepy


SE ok rude


Dad?


NOOO


Cornwall rotti or chapati is made of wheat, it doesn't contain spice hun hun


shallot!


mmm roti


LyamFurious Okie good cuz like I find toothpaste spicy


Mmm shrimp pasta


Hungry


i want pasta


Seafood best food


Hey but dont cry because its smaller, smile because itll stay perky longer


i almost typed paste


Somerset oh np, I will cook u some none spicey Indian food


djur


Mkay


mete i will pay an extra S15 if you change onions name to shallot


LyamFurious can i have some?


I like pretty much all western food


Invite me to dinner


SE sure mate any time


Senator Thorne U wan fight mate


U canada too? LyamFurious


Visit me


but like never been rejected for THAT


i am canadia


Canada gang


SE no perhaps one day I will come there


I want food


Oof


i have been in tizzy mode all die


Canada sounds lit


letsa go


But if I do I will come visit u, promise


cmon


I mean


Canada puts milk in bags


people be mean yo


yeah, but that because they can


Sommer is that a bad thing?


i like it


its like holding a cold milk baby


Milk bags r fun to slap


I was told once if its a hookup, I want double d's. if its my wife, I want a b cup


its all pudgy and stuff


weird statement


mcnewyork visit some day friend


but thats maybe just me


i kinda get that statement but not sure why


djur nah i agree


i just want someone with beautiful soul windows


The word sexy makes me cringe


however i am anti hookup so i cant agree


HA


Senator Thorne Nice name


Meanwhile I can't get over the fact that Djuret just translates to The Animal


Rennie but u are hot uk


well, when you grow up you will appreciate sexy


I aMmmN TUrD


wat


this must mean we are meant to be now Grega


Shaefer yeap your cute


you know guys


Senator Thorne R u like my cousin now


who calls people sexy


p cringe


right


Bro


im your step bro


The best word is fascinating


WHAT


lmao


STEP BRO


WHAT ARE YOU DOING


I dont


anymore


got ya!


yep yep


Big anymore


Personality ftw


nah I'm all for personality


Nah i was a good boy in college


my bf just so happens to be gorgeous


bc I'm lucky and he is a godsend


can relate to being gorgeous


Imagine having something to date


See as far as woman goes, it doesn't matter what cup size or ars size they have, if they don't have a good soul, whatever they do, they will never be happy. Also for men as well, if they do not show respect, kindness and love to everyone around them, they also won't find peace and luv...


he's also like the sweetest man in the whole world


Im just a chubby italian alas


LyamFurious Fug ya b


LyamFurious agreed my bro


although I do my best to tone that down for him


no matter how you spin it cant take me down


Im a sophomore in college now still trying to navigate through all this


thats awesome mcnewyork


i have this disease


dont let him go


I wont man


Oh?


called an unbreakable ego


Ty ty


luckily we live together


U okay shallot bro


lmao


if you really love someone never let them go


Hurst calm thyself


i did that 8 years ago, and i regret it


nah he's stuck with me man


it happens my bud


My dating life consists of my pet rock named frank


what are you doing onion sis


bwahahahaha


yeah, we had 8 years together


Suffering


ugh I gotta work


and i took it for granted


i havent dated in 6 years


Denby a date would be nice


I gotta teach, will say hello around 3:30


Knee try in like forever


Thank u


Will never happen alas


yeah


mcnewyork cya have a fun time!


imagine, 8 great years, 3 years backpacking around the world with this woman and ended because of one fight


and beeing to stubborn to say im sry


there is only one person i would officially date here


and it wouldnt even be a real date


Senator Thorne oh?


It's me right Senator Thorne XD?


no it is Witch


Is it Mete


There isn't anyone I would date here because everyone think im a greedy power tripping monster


theres only 6 people id date in this server


my bestestest friend


Mete u r cool


Sonya well u got me uk XD


I want to obtain all of the dates


We have no issues so


Yus darling


Gebler greedy


i would date you Mete


When I say dates I mean fruit


here you go


only if i get perks


lmfao


The best date is ERP


this chat really be a rollercoaster


U guys want dates


funny


Geez


Now thats some fine fruit


MMM


Fine fruit, gg


cutie


Na come over to middle east I will treat u all with a date!


Gib all


Post a selfie first weeb


I posted a selfie XD


I am weeb


Weeb powerrr


Maybe


SE maybe in 56


I have the POwER


But honestly after 56 I have plan so don't worry


no you dont have power


I'll be 33 by then fmdamn


This has got to be the most active general chat ever


Senator Thorne What u mean step bro


SE we bros age don't matter


you have an outer dried up onion peel


agreed


Oldass man vibes


I am the best dry onion


ancient


Doroteya no your the youngest


im the most flavourful onion


Bruh


get a life


I am older than yall


Senator Thorne ooof


I am the most wholesome dude here


sure lyam


Most thottie


I am an ancient fossil


Ancient fossil thot


I will post a selfie!


U may all simp XD


Every1 doenvote


My upvote is ready


I wan simp for u killian


I ain't posting XD


Downvote be rdy


Pls snipe


Killian


i truly am blessed


my beard is wild af


Wimpy fk


wtf is happening


you can grow a beard?


Do it


Beards are hokey pokey


Thedarklordlilith yeah?!


Senator Thorne


Hatti youre hokey pokey


Maybe later


pics or it didnt happen


now turn yourself arounf


!pick 4671


Thedarklordlilith well if u see my snap u must know...


i know


just tryna get you to post a selfie


!work


I am the wise old man u find on the street


why are you correcting me


Oof


Cuz I am wise


i made no mistakes


na, but yeah I will post a bit later alright


Wise old man


Then delete it XD


Share with me your wisdom


Killian dun feel any pressure to


Also yeet


Geez


No I don't put my pics like that that's all


And I see it and say meh


Bo Did u know there are multiple types of bananas


It not looking that good


joji spoon


lemme know when you post it lyam


Yes, I saw John Cenas presentation on the round ones


And hit delete


Also did u know german shepards were bread by nazis


sure but the real question is why don't u post ur selfie? Thedarklordlilith


Liam?! XD


I swear if it's a troll


ive posted too many already


Thedarklordlilith I haven't seen any XD


i post mine then delete them


Trolls best movie


Gigabrain


i posted a while ago


Howdy Liam with an I


like two weeks maybe


I'm just here to raise awareness about something serious happening


Hi I am lyam with a y and welcome to the server mate


Oh boy


Selfies kinna meh tho


Be safe guys share it with any lgbt friends


Thedarklordlilith yep, next time remind me!


this why i delete my pictures


Also I look like a onion smh


i gotchu lyam


Np!


yeaa onion facts everyone is cute not matter what


Tictok is kinda a mess


Anyways brb


Lellie I agree!


I clicked the link and I decided it's not worth my time


oop


And I


Coz I know it will spread some sort of hate or toxicity


tictok is the best kinda mess


Toxicity stops with me!


Discord kinda a mess too


Please share it, it's really important


What tis?


Hates TikTok?


yeah


Its bad


Pridefall what dumbazz


dont tell me not to be toxic


4chan is gross


i am drugs bad


Prussian12 yeah, most platforms have some cringe


yeah but your name is prussian so you cant call things cringe


ok? meowinggod


Every platform has cringe, TikTok has a lot of it so thats why its bad


Beyond cringe just low quality humans rlly


Guys you know what day is today?


thursday


May 28th


The day I lost my toothbrush


It's Harambe Anniversary


Dead meme day?


Never forget


Stale memes hurt plz stop


Rip harambe


may 29th for me maam


No, anniversary of the death of the legend Komsa


Sighhh


Like whats the humour in that even?..


I dont...


It's not supposed to be hilarious


Its just super dry


It's tragic


hot


oo


MaFayce Then like why


Idk why its even a meme idk


Coz we should never forget


bruh momentum


Its like on par with the Ugandan knuckles meme


never forget white on black violence


MaFayce like when SpaceX will create history, we should nvr forget!


Aarika its internet culture


What is happening?


CUltuRE


!work


Sunday can u give me 50 roaches?


okie


u can't go overworking yourself onion


!gimme


it's not healthy


!pay LyamFurious 50


I need to buy a role


!pay Rinee 150


I gotchu b


FUg


what role u buyinh


WHy u LIe


!pay Julee 70


!pay nutty joe 69


ahh


U BaMBooZILeR


Naa u deserve it


baited and outsmarted


Wait a sec


bazinga


joji spoon


MaFayce can u take away my slut role and refund my 3k


bazooger


!pay LyamFurious 70


No backsies


Get out of here stale meme man smh


sadness maam


Okie imma dip cuz dis getting old


I've decided that I shall make brownies this weekend


greattt


ugh yess


Bo pls to post in food section mate


will do


imagine being spooned tho


i could really use some rn


ive forgotten how to


its 3:30 am


SLEEEP


Its 12:23pm


9:23pm here


its 8


no ionlike nightmares


joji spoon


joji


spoon


thpoon


jspoon


i like thpoon, sounds like mike tyson


don't you mean mike typhon


Thedarklordlilith mike tython


michael python?


nutty joeji spoon


thank you joji spoon, that was beautiful


Joji spoon


i miss nutty joe


wonder what happened to him


nutty joe


joeji


thats what he would say:c


possibly dumb question: is there a limit to how many selfies one can post at a time


id say 3 is okay


i miss joji spoon


dont think theres a limit


BUTTMRNSHAO


NUTTY JOE OMG


nutty yo


I shall keep it to 3 or less at a time in that case


nutty bro


better safe than sorry


nutty hello


nutty toe


nutty woah


nutty no


depends on how many photos of you you want fbi to have


nutty stow


nutty bow


nutty arrow


nutty foe


nutty fro


nutty yoyo


nutty snow


nutty jojo


nutty scarecrow


I don't see why the FBI would be interested in my selfies


jojo siwa


But I'll take it as a compliment


nutty jojos bizarre adventure


nutty throw


nutty jojo siwa


mojo jojo siwa


I have returned


from work


nutty row


Welcome back


nutty mow


nutty K.O


!pick 7849


ysaaa


not a fan of 6 tear olds on drugs personally lmao


nutty roach


ellix was about to pick it


nutty joe


I was


Pls snipe


pls snipe


nutty no


nutty fail


nutty eyebrow


sniper no sniping


nutty show


nutty row


Sooo


soo


When you store something


!ban Yui


snipers are on my side elliot


you know nothing about life until you start using rice vinegar to increase umami in foods


nutty stow


Oh nutty Joe is back huh


nutty crow


I prefer nutty over joji


was yui actually banned


nutty dough


yui


I still have no idea what umami means


thats real tea


nutty joe


its like fish flakes or smth


so sad


spam


umami is just a taste


Actually what has changed here?


Pls snipe Ellix


it is a certain taste profile meant to increase other flavor profiles


o


I see


MeowingGod yess, the taste of the seaaa


that makes a lot more sense than what i thought


not the taste of the sea


og nutty joe


its often tasted with meat eggs etc


because you can use peanut butter, honey, and pineapples to increase umami


have u tasted the head butter of a crab or lobster?


thats umami


damn that sounds good


nutty joe


Yasss bitchhh


lmfao


whats janet doing


umami creating things are usually things that break down protein


Werk werk werk werk


Literal love of my life


D'awww


How is she real


cute


thanks guys


catto


joij joe


she looked so presh I had to take pic


i usually use high acidity items to increase umami


mmm shallots


cats are cute


nutty joe


precisely why i am cute


Cats are not as cute as shallots


im a giraffe


cats are the cutest man


yes


true


I love dogs too


Cats are the cutest indeed!


and all animals


same


if i start streaming on twitch who is going to give me subs?


I luv big cats like leopards and tiger though!


what u streamin


coop games


big cats are gorgeous ugh


I am gorgeous uhg XD


lmao


you are


tru


Ty ty that was sarcasm uk, I am actually gorgeous


Senator Thorne i think people would engage more if its not coop though jus saying maam


i dont play anything else


nah, people watch singleplayer too


Stomach sounds like Chewbacca rn


would anyone watch sims on twitch


nice


Sup willow the wisp!


asking for a friend, obviously...


i suck at video games but i did get pretty far without changing my strategy


mcnewyork umm yeah I guess


its good to be different dont be one of the 10 million league of legends streamer drones


i just dont want to start over on twitch


lmaooo


I haven't eaten yet today it's 3:39pm


thats no bueno


I am NOT good at games


What about the gazillion fortnite players XD?


jack that song is great


same thing


mcnewyork if I've learned anything, it is that people will watch anything.


people come to team up with me and if they like my teamwork they comeback on the usual


i like it


I can make a donald trump sim and let nature take its course


nutty joe


satyrbitch


mcnewyork why just why would u do that XD


well


I'm not his biggest fan lmao


mcnewyork YOU MADE THIS SIMULATION?


I want out


and he's not mine either


I have not made it


ctrlaltdel


but I COULD


ABORT


what iz sleep


lmaooo


its for the weak soju


idk but a lot of people talk about it


mcnewyork no u don't XD


I did not expect to encounter Wheeler Walker Jr. in here


welcome amyy


donlad trump hates me, he said so


omg, is this discord going to dominate my entire life?


weelllcome


yes probs


yes


I can feel it happening


nutty joe


Welcome to the server have nice time


I feel it coming


it happens


I feel it coming babe


it dominated my life for a while and i had to give it a reak for a month


Thanks nutty joe


pls snipe


dammit


Im not even sure how I got here. I clicked something this morning


and its pretty much all of done for most of the day


usually I have no time for internet


but quarantine got me mad bored


Yeah im usually working and riding my bike


working awkward wink


I was browsing reddit and ended up here


lmao


same


nutty joe


now I think this discord will become my new working


I cant even get internet on the staten island ferry so


also I lied earlier


wait, Staten Island has internet?


Imagine not having time for internet


ahhh


Imagine living on Staten Island


I'm NOT done with work for the weekend


imagine living


This post was made by lonely gang


nutty no


im jk, I never really been there


I lied, I been there twice


I still have 2 reports to write up...


once wheN I first moved here I took the ferry, got a slice, and went back


once I missed my exit and ended up not the bridge


I have 10 assignments to do in less then a week


also, why does the other side of the Verrazano look like some random off ramp in Lincoln Nebraska?


I have nothing to do until Monday


do you guys know that feeling. you hate some food but you eat it anyways


and then next saturday Im going to a party


nutty joe


my last day was friday


maam its 4 am goodnight


i dont want to write reports


I hate writing them


Brichu yoo... where are you? singapore?


gonna get mad drunk next saturday


always put it off


yall are gonna get drunk neyland in the chat


and my boss is gonna yell at meee


modernDayKing philippines maam


I dont want to do homework mcnewyork be we have to stuff we dont want sometimes


nutty no


no smoke


GDI


I'm NOT done with work for the weekend


mcnewyork oof, that's what you get for rubbing it in at 10AM


is drunk neyland nice?


MaFayce can u take away my slut role and refund my 3k


Brichu LMAO


keep them lungs nice and healthy


drunk neyland is flirty


lmao


Imagine getting drunk


I wasnt done at 10 am


and sleepy


boo


trying to find an excuse for smoking lmao


I taught a session at 3 ok


This post was made by strict parent gang


sounds nice


Coldrak3r don't! just eat the crack


i mean youre an adult Coldrak3r you can do what you want


im just looking out for a healthier you


yeah but ik its not healthy


is drunk neyland nice?


Thedarklordlilith I hope so, I dislike bad drunks


im not a bad drunk


me too:c


and not getting bitten


at first all I did was play battlefield


ive never drank


pls snipe


but now we're trying to reopen, its been a lot of work


ill likely take a ton of Snapchat filter pics and flood selfies


daisy same


ill beg you guys to simp my pics


gonna be great


BIG BET


Do it


nutty bet


but i still have fun @ parties in college tho:


it's nice to just go out and dance


the simp shall be simped


i love dancing


same


I learned to ballroom dance in highschool


daisy imagine going to partys


ooh


This post was made by me


cha cha, waltz, tango, etc etc


frat parties are pretty fun!


deppending on your college and which frat though


I went to a club in Tokyo


love house parties


some of the bad ones have a bad reputation which i've steered clear of


You only experience parties if you have friends


but there's some really nice wholesome frat brothers:


1000 yen, free drinks until midnight


same lellie!


Ive never been to a high school party


do those even exist?


I'm becoming a sophomore and I haven't done anything crazy.. i feel bland ya now


we showed up at like 10, drank our asses off for 2 hours


I feel liike i should be going crazy in college but i haven't


!pick 4271


!rob MaFayce


i havent gone that crazy but i like the level im at


Yes


See i dont understand the people complaining about not going to partys or not having human contact during the quarantine


I can understand that a lot, faced a lot of stuff as a chiild my sister didn't cope very well


i never went to parties in college


none of my friends got invited


That might have been the deterrent that prevented me


yea resillience matters a lot in those situations


I used to do drugs... a feeble attempt to fill a hole in my life


now I just do them to feel better


i smoked cigarettes once


i just do


I used to smoke cigs... now they are sooo blech


I lost any kind of desire for alcohol at the start of 2020


you know i could just smoke again but i feel bad talking with you if i did it Knee


Just out of nowhere


mcnewyork that's all of our stories... we are all naive, and we learn as we grow


to some extent


thats good


that's awesome


Coldrak3r i would absolutely be disappointed, but i would understand


I barely drink these days


i feel a little tempted going to parties but i haven't drank, and I don't thinkk I plan to but I can never predict the future


doesn't help that im 200lbs and can drink like a sailor


I can't really drink because of my medication either way


i'll try not to until the end of this year


thats a solid goal!


plus its illegal in germany anyways


not like that has ever mattered


I'd rather not risk mixing Ritalin with alcohol


true


MAJ3R I will cry because you keep on robbing me of more money than I can earn


alcohol poison


literally


i did it so many times, while driving, in school, before/after school


same here


then when I got into martial arts, fitness, etc, it was ike what's the point


main reason why i dont drink


it wasnt great


I still drink on occaision


bad bad bad


The furthest I'll go at the moment is a glass of wine for Friday dinner


socially... but... yeah


I can go months and months without drinking easily


after that, I'll stick to soda


modernDayKing same


i barely drink anything but water and sweet tea


cannabis is dangerous though


that everyone loves


DRINK MORE! they say


blech


Tried the devils lettuce a few times


Moderately underwhelming


So I lost interest


Coldrak3r Not NEARLY as dangerous as alcohol


that can b good


modernDayKing true but you shouldnt underestimate it


i swear, today is the last time It is Alice


Cannabis isn't dangerous LMAO


carvedfromstone it is, when used wrongly


im not even sure what that means


Nice troll bud


cannabis is the best aye


but dangerous is not a word I would ever associate with cannibis


cabbanus


yeah cannabis does almost nothing to me, sometimes cant tell if its placebo


CANNABIS


agreed


i love cabbanus


are you ok


caninbine


canibus


canibs


i give up


cnbs


crabs


it takes a while to finally get used to it mcnewyork


i like how i leveled up when i said crabs


Cabbieanus?


Thedarklordlilith


hi venku


kenobus?


yes, it isnt for everyone


How is everyone?


I know some people who it has messed with their lives, you can get addicted to anything


i prefer uppers cause cannabis has no real point to it you just chill


Howdy, pardners


count dooku?


yee


but I would be the devils advocate and tell you that sugar is more dangerous than cannabis, perhaps.


nutty joe


nom


nutty


sleepy boi


I like to eat them


CANNOT believe still illegal in the biggest city in US


its legal in canada


Supah, supah


i love edibles


guy wants me to pay S30 for a S14 punch bar


WTF


if you are miserable without a drug there is a problem


how mcuh does weed cost for ya


Uhhh, what's happening?


MeowingGod Let me ruin my own life however I please


not entirely sure arun


Drugs are ruining this chat


DRUGS RUIN EVERYTHING


Ok then


Cannabis IS dangerous


I'm so confused rn...


same


fuuuck


its 5am rn


im not leaving work, because I want to chat, I should just go. but you guys are awesome


SLEEP


i can see the sun coming up:D


OK


yay


nini


nutty joe


Good night baby soju


lets the brain recover


walk, eat chocolate, sleep, watch something fun


oof


in america no one does


prey


also we have no empathy


true


prey lmao


pray


probably what he means


ya pray


look something u believe then


i dont think anyone should be telling others how to deal with their illnesses


i dont believe in medication, they fix u 1 thing they give u 100 cons, well i believe in vacune


Hiya i return


Hi Athena


what


welcome athena


are you talking to me?


Hey, how is everyone doing?


oh okay


i was gonna say i support you


pepew generalize much?


well i got depresion too, but when i feel it, before it was sad, but now i feel happy with my depresion


Softie I don't think anyone should be telling others how to anything lmaooo


MAJ3R hmm... sorry?


modernDayKing my bad, thought u were someone else


they said if you rely on a drug you have a problem


they were obviously wrong


yeah i agree


MAJ3R oh ok... I know I rub some people the wrong way. lmaooo


they didnt come for you


i just chatting calm down hehe


all people experiment depresion in one point on is life


if its a medical prescription and it helps one, i dont see that as a problem but a solution


pepew YOUR depression is YOUR depression and it, and how you handle it, has nothing to do with anyone else.


yea


mcnewyork nah dont leave


ok is my depresion


I might have to leave


mcnewyork don't do that... don't give them your power. Obviously do as you must, but we will miss you.


We'd miss u


Take a breather


If u needta


smoke some WEED


nah, seriously tho... just chill


Dm me, an we'll chat it out bromcnewyork


fndnsn


dont tell someone to just chill


Aight


welcome sparklingmammoth


mcnewyork temindin me of ne


what


Howdy, thanks!


hi hello


!pick 6791


i got my meds increaced recently and it is good


sadness levels decreaced


im sorry:


esp in America where you need for healthcare


Hey all


heya


heyo


Guys


Im going to start vacuum cleaner at 11pm


Wish me lucl


K


yeah good luck


anyone want to play jackbox?


Mete stream it


Dilly depends on how many people are playing


gluck mete


what is jackboot?


JACKBOX


Is this the minecraft Christian chat?


multiplayer part games


yes


party


Oh I c, so this is what I have been lookin for


you finally found us!


Yay!


hi roses


I want to go do donuts in a parking lot


Can I go borrow my grandpas BMW


willow do it


BTW I have no license


Oof


Screwed over huh


suggestions?


mcnewyork healthy suggestions?


Most guys will say yes


Yep


oof


Sex is cool but have you ever tried fresh heelies


ughh yes


They roll so SMOOTHLY


GRRR


pls no


ima have to get another pair


mcnewyork stale


Okay here's what pisses me off if a girl texts a guy saying wanna hang it's okay but the second a guy does it he's a creep


mcnewyork be more exiting


willow yea its a culture thing


its wack


I'm confused


Intersting


Howdy


I have risen again


She was all teeth


bah gawd, is the undertaker


undertaker


Yeah bah gawd it is!


The Undertaker


Oii


bruh momentum


Mc?


he who threw Mankind off hell in a cell


no clue who that is


mcnewyork ban her


LyamFurious DM?


mcnewyork well he is a legendary wrestler


SE yeah sure


I want to go do donuts in a parking lot


willow red hook, Ikea parking lot


Dang whatcha doin on here lmao


LyamFurious aight


lmfao


mcnewyork he is a hero


You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


willow ah yes, the doublestandard. C'est la vie


sadly


Granted she was faked being triggered on twitch then faked a controversy


She trolled her trolls


Yeh


Hey Guys it's me


Inigo Montoya


heya


MCNEWYORK27! ITS ME from reddit!


lmao


mcnewyork


Sup


Holy Moly


What a twist


Whatcha doin on here lmao


I c


And its Oki mc I just watch a lot of YouTube, twitch drama


Keemstar vs h3


Is the deer girl still hot news


Pretty unentertaining at this point


My house is going on the market tonight


Its clear h3 just attacked keemstar to get heat off himself


No one cares anymore


Yt drama


Bigger than DISSCORD drama XD


They are both terrible I just care about sponsors


cant believe leafy is back


I hope they have a boxing match


Ethan vs keem


H3's fans went after Keem's sponsors, and Keem's fans responded in kind, now they're both fucked


Thedarklordlilith you said what now?


LEAFY IS BACK


EH?


SIGN THIS


Leafy has been back for a while


hes been posting v short vids but still


Leafy my boy is back on the menue


yea


His come back was on a keemstar video


i would if i could


luck feafy


you guys actually care about yt drama XD


Autistic kids contracting Leafy videos


!pick 4897


That sounds very, very unpleasant


You have to care about how drama mighy affect your hobbies


Especially when you stream like me


oh thats understandable


who here knows about the chess drama?


I was mentioned


hmm


American kids


lmfao


The whole fight forced Ethan's dirt out into the air then youtube blacklisted the video completely to hide it


Yo


Eyyy


finally


Coffee 3


Yeee


Shannon


Missed you buddy!


Tomorrow is pretty much my last true HS day


I missed you too


A math test and learning about grading in religion


It's me BunBun


It's a little strange


I know!:D


Howdy coffee wb! Outerspace.png


How's it going?


Meowdy


I look forward to wearing my suit and DRIP on them kids


take a bath


Bye, bye mcnewyork


Ofc your pains start when I come in


It's going. I'm still waking up. Busy day ahead


mcnewyork cya tc!


bathe in the blood of the capitalists


Eh I gtg!


see you later


mcnewyork feel better


nini pardner! mcnewyork


Outerspace.png alright rise and shine gal!


sleepy boi Black cats r the best


It was nice talking with you bunbun


I freaking love black cats they're literally so sweet


Outerspace.png


I luv all forms and sizes and colours of kitties!


What a cutie


cat


It's not his cat


I want to kiss that cat


i want cat


Cats are my life


But


Outerspace.png bet u haven't heard about green cats


I love all cats


shower is taken


mmm


feeling froggy fresh


One woke me up at 3am though


I had my window open and the cat was in heat


So annoying


Truly the sound of the angels


Knee oh cool


lmfao


I think purrs are the sound of angels


Hey yall


Hey!


heya jin


I was making a cheese and salami sandwich at 1am last weekend and heard two cats having a street fight outside my house


purrs are everything


Coffee hope you're feeling better


And hey Thedarklordlilith


Cat gang war


My old baby


Not even the darkness can cover those curves


Unrelated note: I miss being ginger


Nope!


Poor bb


I meant for the smol kitty!


XD


you're good


Quack


quek


Yeah she passed away a little over a year ago


quack


But I still love her and miss her


Outerspace.png aww


BRuh


Outerspace.png may her soul enjoy in cat heaven!


I opened a youtube link and saved it for later


Ooomggg


OMMGGG


Note that I opened it like 9 in the morning


BO!


Churchill!


And realised about it now at 10:47 pm


DUCK GANG


quack gang


we r the quacks


lmfao


My boi


It's about to be 1 am here XD


SLEEEP


sleep is ok


Oh dont worry


I will pass out XD


good


Puppy!


Hai


Hello


good lord that is a chonky pengu


Aw lawd


I love you Churchill


uwu


damn boy he THICC


Yui hug Wattzon


I love you too BO


Yui hug Bo


birb gang


birb


AAYYYEE


We flyin


Lesgo


Waddle on bois


waddlewaddlewaddle


oh jeez


Bruh


are you shedding


lmao


I put it in my food


Feather gang


Wh


II beg your pardon?


probably adds extra flavor


i


hmm


Mete man problems ngl


Its coffee


where


Mete witch for mod


Actually lyam for mod XD


shush or i'll sit on you


Who are these people


Sup


people


i think


jack. meg for mod


one of them is Golden


heya razor


and G


Is G still here?


wait


Meg's husband for mod


yes


G is here


She got depressed after what volrac caused


invite him


Lmfao dead mete


bruh mete here


Volrac? I wasn't here for that, no one told me what happened.


hes actual alive


Anyways need to go folks, night be kind to each other and have nice time


bye lyam


Witch someone doxxed all her life and info


Dont forget bagels


Oh yeah bagel too


Hey sexy people


Like her husbands full name close ones numbers


When they married etc


Wait someone doxxed meg?


Scart


Scary


Hey


heya


Glad i have no info thay i hide if i get doxxed lmaoo


I feel like singing to an audience man


who is g


And that's why u don't put all of ur life in the net XD


A mod and old member of this group


G is gtingz


Even I have fake names here XD


Eow


oh, not a mod anymore


Bagels


Bye


nevermind


mete


so wich VC will you be singing in Dania she/her ?


they probably were more active b4 i joined


G is like level 60 or 70


idk the channels confuse me?


i'd be happy to join


Just so you have an idea


Like is there even an option for that


Aww


Im not a singer or anything just a hobby


how long does this server even exist


Nobody knows my real name


Meh gotta go almost done with work tho. Hopefully this chop off only takes 20 minutes


There is royal


call me private and sing for me please Dania she/her


if you want to


Wait


Dania she/her hi


wish I can just keep this purple


you have my approval


How r u?


EVERYBODY KNOWS MY REAL name and its literally my brand name


shh dont tell my secrets Mete


Im good today


Lmao


i'm so sorry g


what is ur realname


We haven't talked in a while


Today is a flare down as they say


Opposite of flare up


Coldrak3r guess?


you okay?


when did the server open Mete


i bet you are, but im not doubting in your skills Dania she/her


Tbh its so comforting that everyone calls you by your real name


Everytime


Oof Dania she/her


5 months ago cold


thats fine, i hope you have a great day


Its a good thing !


Time passes fast


i thought its been years lmao


People would make fun of me if I put my real name


It has changed a lot since then


i'm sure of it


I bet


Why


Dania she/her if u need to chat dms r open


Is it Karen


Gio is gonna write a book of dramas


Thanks bud


Then ur fine


how do you pronounce your name though mete


Met


yes its being published


And she will make it to new york times


i think its pronounced mete


is it like meeet or mette


meteh


its pronounced meaty


Mette


awww i didn't get warned


I was wrong


jack. i want to come for another occasion


Anytime bud!


Oh do u live in Pakistan jack.


yay


meaty


I thought u were based in America


Yes


U talk like an American


lmao


I've lived there for a few years


Yeah but Americans r a bit diff


Very Americanized paki


canadians know how to say sorry


Aha!


Thanks to the internet


Thedarklordlilith i dont tho


People be like: im going to find metes ip address and cut mete's throat then i look at their profile pictures and scream laughtee


Been on the internet since 2002


Wait r u Canadian?


Ok brb


Dania she/her yea?


i wonder where mete is from


Cool


Was that established previously?


Dania she/her yeah i sometimes receive it


We live in the same province


Sorry my memory is wack


HA


Im from turkey


I told u before


Istanbul


What happened to H.W?


salam aleikum


Is she still here?


Aleykum selam cnm


she's in hiding


Aye HW


U r wanted


Appear


i sadly only know bad words in turkish


Can we have a singing voice chat


Channel


Ananizi sikeyim orospu cocuklari


Or general music playing


Lemme check


My heart breakin


How can I simp


No dm is there


Seen


ananin ami Mete


idk if spelled right


but


im not turkish


siktir puSt


yarrama bak hele


ok im out lmao


i can swear in german for u


wassup Dania she/her how are you?


Notice me senpai


Heyy!


Im good


!pick 3182


Better than yesterday


Yesterday was ruff


scheiBe


Santa r u mod?


Create singing channel


mete 4 mod


mete 4 president


Mete 4 ownur


mete 4 king


I can't read moonrunes


I respectfully decline


you dont even know how its cooked tho:c


F


mete is that ur coming out


Twomad


yeet


i have a friend from syria


Wait who is mod


i have to call him


mod


i think prison mike is mod


and mete


Admins create singing channel plz


Did that work?


yes


you pinged both of them


Yay


and all other mods


Oho


uh oh


what sort of predators are in turkey anyway


like bears or something?


you could also message Jasmine for suggestions if noone is answering Dania she/her


Meh


Do people want a singing channel?


Hi mike


apparently


I cant sing


Great scenic views


is that the taj mahal


Is that Dania she/her


Yep


Thats amazing dania


Nice photo bro


Epic


the taj mahal is india


i only sing in the car


Stunner Dania she/her


Thanks bb


and then i cry


i sing everywhere but i keep it quiet


Yeah I used to share a house with 5 ppl


Oof


So its hard to snap out of singing at a medium to low volume


Im trained to be quiet


Im just quiet in general


Idky


Im a loud person in general


Runs in my blood


I sing only when I'm alone


Coldrak3r nice two sentencr story


Sums up my life


thank u mete


i appreciate it


Yeah I do get a bit nervous


Hey hoomans


Hey mini


heylo


It's a jelly bean!


Yess that's me


boops


!rob MaFayce


Is it a singing VC y'all need?


!ban Coldrak3r


Yui boop Mini Alchemist


lmfao


Oof


imagine elliot only put one!


I don't sing unless I'm trying to torture someone.


!pay MaFayce 150


yui f Coldrak3r


there you go fam


i pay my respects to myself


in your grave


Cold paid respects to themself


That's a lot of respects


respecs


respecc


Good to respect yourself I guess


Hmm.


Yui f SE


Only 4, sad


Oh 5 now


Dania she/her me right now


yui dont count


It was 5


Sadly


That's unfortunate


rip


chicken burger


well im gonna go sleep have to get up early tomorrow, be safe everyone


Burjer


nini cold


Yui f Yui


Bye cold


beeschurger


Let's go champ


Bamhurger


jellybean the only buns worth having


I kid


Oop


I would like some uhhh cheese burger but without the cheese


without the cheese?


I would like cheese burger but without the burger


any drinks?


what are you, lactose intolerant?


or sides?


any sawse?


I would like a burger with hot banana peppors


so would you like our cheese sawse?


I hate cheese


Churchyy get in the bin


I apologize


so ive got a cheese burger without cheese, a cheese burger without burger, and a burger with hot banana peppors


Churchyy rekt


is that correct?


can you add a burger without the buns?


ah ofc


nom yeesss


I've made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement


o sorry


The only buns you need are jellybean


my boss is calling me


Thedarklordlilith


i might get fired


sorry


gtg


good bye guys


please finish our order


Yes


i need food


Dont leave


Burr


Sa.e


next time you'll see me, i'll be living on the streets


Bye


Oof


i want my burger without the buns


Me sad


so inconsiderate


I'm really high so please help me out here. What is this discord about?


Making friends


Bish


you talk to people and make friends


Makin friends who do drugs


The only drug i need ve misery


Wait is music VC for singing?


Is that new


Yea


Noice


Sing now


Let's hear Dania she/her sing


Any song requests?


Toto Africa pls


a song i can hear with my ears


Never gonna give u up Churchyy


Too much pressure guys


Session 32 by summer walker?


Ok I'm back and I may have missed my answer but that's alright


lmfao


Pls sing never gonna give u up Dania she/her


Errr


Sing somebody who loves me


She's never gonna let us down


Let me practice session 32 by summer walker


Be back in a few mins


o,k pardner


Nice bepo


very good piano J35U5D1DM011Y


Never gonna give you up


Never gonna let you down


Ok Im ready


Omg yess


Let's go, sis!


Never gonna make you cry


never gonna say goodbye


OMGG YAAS SHE'S SINGIN


i'm back


blah so lady


lazy


Ok so what I was thinking is how do you figure out your own general perception? If you can figure out your own way of thinking, you can master your mind.


I think the best way to figure yourself out is to talk to others and learn from them. Be it through conversations, music, books, art and whatever


It's all just human expression


Huh?


Hey crazies


Heyyy


He's woke


I cant read


heyyy


Howdy pardner


hows general chat doing?


he big woke


Thanks


Can we all agree that the light mode for discord hurts?


Doing good


I feel like I dropped a paragraph from the middle of a book and expected you all to understand it


doing great. gonna play some Apex


Yes Glock we can


Yea forgot the light mode even exists


BritDeFey thank you!


Dania she/her good voicecgg


Ayy I like Apex


Light mode? Dunno her


Lellie do anything fun during pandemic?


Lellie dark mode for edge


Thanks guys appreciate the hype


Knee apex, nice


Someone should sing never gonna give u up


Nope other than going for walks


welcome shadowflames!


Lellie love walks


You do it Dania she/her


Lellie walks are nice, I find it to be peaceful.


I'll sing never gonna give you up


Yea have you been doing anything


Yes!


Go for it jelly bean


jellybean pls!


Stay tuned


Midnight UK time


Aw man


Woah there


With camera on


doing this?


talking about racism and trying to be ok


My backyard is a forest, I'm carrying my Bluetooth speaker on one shoulder, my pax in one hand, my phone in both and just walking around and getting high to good music


What's happening


Anyone know iu here


djur what's happening


what are you talking about?


what


What


Imma sing a small excerpt from iu song


jesus christ, ill leave this joint


hope you have great life


Ni ni pardner djur


wtf is happening?


strange


Mate dunno


yeah strange huh


yea duh


I forgot I brought snacks


He said someone was being racist? Idk who or what... could you explain what happened?


thats just how life is


OOH SNACKS


Djuret you have to actually say whats happening


Bro nobody knows what you're talking about djur


am im white af!


Let us know what's happening djur


I think I left my backpack by the river, gotta go investigate


That was rushed


they will never, but this is it


be careful by the water


was it something in the VC?


but i wont stay here either


Nobody knows what you're talking about djur


Alright bb


bruh nothing can happen unless you sau whats happening


Bruh just Ray on them


Rat


its not ratting


Forests smell different right after the rain


im not that


Contact mods


djur gotta actually tell a mod whats happening if its not good


bye, i love you guys


Okay see ya


That was a uhh bruh moment


Weird yute


Cya


Bruh moment


Let's just sing


Damn rick astley is good


No one does it like him


Except maybe my brother


He sang it at his high school channel show


Ayye


Omg I got warned


Oh wh


What does that mean


What happened


So um that happened


It was the messages she sent


I think it says for sending messages too fast


They came through fast


the bot flagged it


That's fine


Anyone know Roni by Bobby brown


love the smell of rain


Love the smell of rain


Hate rain tho


Disgustang


Bird


yes?


birb


Anyone know je suis malade


Hello


How's your flying


pretty good


Do u still have your flying license


imma sing je suis malade by lara fabian


Let's go Dania she/her


Birb


flying licenses are expensive


Big birb


So I just had the idea of putting cinnamon in vanilla ice cream


best idea I ever had


May I have some


Oh no


Hoards of cops made human barricade around protest and then protestors just broke through and stormed 14th


i don't know the lyrics


Im like. Just riding my bike guys


That was intense


sorry guys


Omg u're the bike guy


gooo rioters


Rioting because of the man dead from police?


yep


Holy sht


awesome


Cinnamon, cream cheese and sugar to make a frosting to mix with the over cream, preferably homemade cookie dough flavoured


Churchyy uhh maybe?


i donated to the minnesota freedom fund for protestors


modernDayKing I told u to stay safehh


anyway i was too ambitious with the singing choices


i promise i can do better


give me another chance two days from now


It's okay


my excuse is that i was vomiting yesterday messed up my vocal cords


Have you tried singing inthe shower


If you are not participating...id advise to get away fast


bruh


i sing in the shower 24/7


pick 1945


!pick 1945


sad


Sad


!pay Dania she/her 40


Omg 1945


aww thanks bb


My favorite year


Err


imma go


Why is the currency in roaches?


see yas


Goodbye


bc yes


1000 roaches is like.. a dollar


it used to be tp


Jk idk


nutty joe


Nutty bro


nutty stow


nutty go


Nutty low


ayy


nutty show


Nutty no


thats my fav


Djuret really gone huh


What'd he do


He was just very drunk


Woah


modernDayKing I told u to stay safehh


Churchyy appreciated


nutty woah


How do I earn roaches


I feel like people use being drunk as an excuse to do exactly what they want


Nah like


he really was drunk as all hell


Btw what is he talking about


I'm not saying that excuses his behavior


But mans was hammered


nutty oh no


He's talking about being white


Or something idk


Nah, being hammered doesn't mean a thing. People may get caught up by themselves, but that's totally on them


So basically. We were in one of the VCs with other people. I ask him why his name is The Animal. He says oh you're Swedish? and I say yes


We start speaking Swedish so naturally it gets awkward for the nonSwedes and they leave one by one


So he starts going off on a drunk tangent about them being racist for leaving the VC


Oh bruh okay


bruh


And that's pretty much the whole story


It really just was drunkbrain behavior


I mean that seems like a pretty reasonable assumption, but it's more likely they left because of being socially excluded rather than just pure racism


I'm a little high so I'm just typing what I'm thinking


It was just drunk logic at work


Like I said, it doesn't excuse his behavior, but that's the situation


I agree with what you said earlier


I feel like rather than being an excuse, it works as an adjective.


I feel like being drunk and doing something stupid is slightly more forgiveful than not


djur


Oh well


I'm just gonna drop the subject, gave the explanation of what happened


On that note I have finished my river side snack, so I'll trek back home and play some Apex before I have to cook dinner. I'm thinking of ordering out again but I've been really lazy the last few days so I probably shouldn't


whatd you snack on?


Plantain chips and sparkling water


ive been wanting some plantain chips


My money guy always gives me a box of plantain chips when he comes by


nice!


I don't have em too often, my favourite snack this week was cherries


I want pbj sammich


someone gib pls


I definitely recommend the dive in to virus land to get some cherries


I don't really feel like just pbj, but maybe a peanut butter and jelly bacon burger?


Qurantine has destroyed my sense of rationality


But it do sound good


!pick 3649


!work


AAAfug


i cant sleep


whay happened tp the old system?


what old system


hmmm


!pick


!pick 2039


!pick how does this shit even work


theres a message that appears


!pick 420.69.1337


shrugs


Excuse


KingSpaceBeard good username


ima go back to bed


Thanks you too cosmicprank


Nini cold bab


unyun


Hoiii bo


Coldrak3r night night pardner


i thought you went to sleep like


an hour or two ago


!work


!weekly


!pick


!pick 5687


Nooo


!pay LittleF 21


Yes!


!daily


try work


yess


Thanks


That high res clapping gif always makes me midlly uncomfortable


is this better


it's trying to hypnotize you


Heziah relatable


much better Bo ty kindly


np I gotchu


LiedVogel welcome


Facial hair really do be changing aesthetics


Hi I'm here now


hello shoelace


Hi


Howdy Shoelace


are you tied or untied


Wut


Hewwo


Hiya


I get it Bo, dw


y'know


shoelaces


Sexy


ttied


Ohhh right


Tied in a pretty bow


Ye


That guy is just Grooving


funky little cowboy


why did that get to me


Because he is truly funky


Dance


groovy baby, ohhh yeeaaah


Ooh


funky little cowboy sounds like a pet name


I'd name a frog Funky Little Cowboy


YES!


IT'S A THING


it is


IT IS AND UTS AMAZON


ITS


Choose your fighter


Roger


or Ten Gallon Tim


Ten Gallon Tim


not even a question


that's my mans right there


Definitely Ten Gallon Tim


He knows what's up


I'm tempted to post more but I don't wanna flood the chat with frogs in cowboy hats


hehe


frong


Man this is exactly what I needed in my life today


I'll put two and that's it for me


We have


!pick 5998


GOTEM


yoink, my roaches now


Chose your fighter


You gotta name'em Shoelace


I ain't that creative


But sure


The Buckaroo Brothers or 4 Hat Jim


YES


I opt for the Buckaroo Brothers


Imagine the combos


4 hat Jim got swag though


He'd be like that hat rabbit from that Mario game


I ain't familiar


Don't flex on me with your fancy pants animated emotes


Yeah some of us can't use gifs


I have fancy pants


They have three buttons


Yus


can I press em


the buttons


Also love ankle pants


DUN PRESSS MEH BUTTONS


Ew don't push there pant buttons


Onion is a communist the government hasn't even issued her pants yet she just cut holes in a potato sack don't listen to her


thier


their


I can English


English hard


Is ok


Heziah So what its stylish


wait


doesn't that make them our pants


Whatchu guys doing?


Anything fun?


Idk


Communist pants


Communist souls


Making fun of Onion's precious communism is always fun


Die filthy anticomrade


No cookie for U


Yui cookie Bo


Jesus no


people probably don't even realize my pfp is animated


OH DUDE


Oh I realized it Bo, but it's anime so i hate it


i love seven deadly sins


great show


It is


i'm a weeb ty


Heziah kun ur pfp is anime


Hehehe


owned noob


Oop


Seven deadly sins last season was good wdym


You mean to tell me


The animation for Escanor v Meliodas


was good


Hello comrade onion


My profile picture anime how dare you


It wasnt bad


How could you say something that low to me


Hoiii Arun comrade


what is it then


Heziah Heziah kunnn r u a weebbb


Hi new person


Hiii bobble


Hi kids


Hiya


Hi sexy


Oop


Hello child se


SE you's a QT


im definetly not sexy jellybean


Me? Not even,


Nah i'm a closet weeb at best


nonnegiotable


QT?


Heziah Become one of the cult


Otaku here


Dang y'all are all sexy don't even say you aren't


One of us, one of us


Also hi fellow otaku


Knives where is your pfp from?


Looks like thunder cats


It's from the SheRa reboot on Netflix


No it's the new SheRa


Her name is Catra


I was close smh


!balance


soon a role


!rob SE


Catra... cause she's a cat lady


Hehehehehe


Oop


!rob Betsey


DAMN


Oh i was gonna watch that but I forgot all about it


Catra is an icon


Whos catra


She is also big ga


Also hahehehe


!rob s.e


oops


U have to at them


Like @


I watched a small compilation on SheRa the other day cause a friend sent it to me


thanks


Awww


d'oh


heh


Everyone is sexy


Even... me?


Heziah ok weeb


Mhm


Hiii Jen


Yes


W00t! I feel so purdy in here


you guys are doing wonders for my self esteem


U r purdy always


Heyyy onion


this discord is good for my skin


jellybean No


!work


!weekly


Everyone a qt change my mind


SE yes


Heziah Its animated sooo


look at yall


Oop


bandwagoning


And I oop


ew lycoming


I have none


Look at my pfp


gtingz ew a turd


its been a while ya boob


Look into the racoons eyes and u shall see ur soul


The chaos has arrived


Pure chaos


ikr, I haven't been on as much gtingz


you missed me huh?


Well I prefer the chaos to it being really quiet


KEOS


Me either this is the first time in days


Thats how its spelled


Bismuth Hi dad


no u missed me


GIO HIO


Shoe maybe we should bring up the frog thing again


Gio gio


Frog?


OMGGG


YES


gtingz I think it's the other way around


hiii!


Crazy frog?


FROGS IN HATS


Alright, you find one and I'll find one


I HAVE RETURNED GIOVANNA


Its a me


Corona extra thicc thighs


Oh no


I missed ya


I havent been around much


I did too


Plz dont sexualize corona oh no


I can tell


Guys frogs in hats


This one is Rootin' Tootin' Ted


gtingz


Is there lewd corona virus oh no...


hes cute


Not u lycoming


ik


thats fine


Is that a cookie jar?


gtingz is super cute


Bruh


Dont be lying


rip in pepperoni


Like jellybean


Wait


what's there to lie about


Why would i be lyin?


He is Sir.Ribbit


Oh lycoming is lycoming464


Hiii


Heziah Is that ur cookie jar perhaps


I'm very content with my watermelon, grape juice and weed


whatchu talkin about


Whay


Labors nah


Heh


Onion how can you have so many bad opinions


They gross and slimy and gross


jellybean can I slide into your dms?


hats in frogs


Im bored of main chat


Make fun of the frogs and they will come after you with their gay water


Don't you insult my got damn kin unless you're prepared to throw down


And they have eyes like


s.e0426 take it to private chat then


SE oop


Heziah I still be waiting for that throwdown g


she be fronting


Man you can't even ping properly lycoming464


s.e0426 idk why it didn't ping


see


SE rekt


After 41.5 hours


I'll cut you Hagan


It is time I get some sleep


SE


huh


Heziah No me


Goodnight Bo, I ain't ever forget ya


discord is weird


Goodnight bo


Yeep


See you in an hour when I still havent managed to fall asleep


Idkwym


turn


Why does chivalry exist


idk


Like for real


Why do you?


Chivalry exists so knights could get tons of puss


Arianie I super gay I immune


because women are special


or used to be anyway


Why did I ping myself?...


now they're just like us


Hijoung it's an lost ancient simp technique


Saint stay dating LyamFurious


When did it work smh


Lancelle is that what you kids calls it these days?


REEE


Lmao, ancient simp technique


Heziah Stop stealing my jokes


Lida is that what you kids calls it these days


modernDayKing


I missed the joke


Wack


While you were out partying, I studied the simp


What do I call my kids


Heziah U the red knight


is this kink, or ye olde WWE


You're the red knight


unyun


does red knight have a butt door on his armour


Im the knight off pic laughing


do yall like radiohead?


You're both thirsty af


No u


Mr.Demonstrator hi i love radiohead


Bo Hi


Yeah you're this knight Sanfo


A SAD KNIGHT


noice


Have yku listened to machine head tho


radiohead slaps


Heziah I mean Im down he look thicc


lmao


He got that girthy iron plating


damn boy he T H I C C


Thicckr thsn ur bootay Delorenzo


!pick 1278


yoink


Sad


You said you was goin to sleep and yet here you are takin my roaches


Hi step


Aight imma bounce


I mad sad broskii


no rest for the yoinker


Bye s.e


Gotta covid date


Bo u a hater


Zoom time


bye cutie


Zoom kinna ew ngl


I'm getting heated


Aw good luck on the zoom date


Zooom


Its with mcnewyork


wym unyun


I kid


Heziah I am moderately lukewarm


Im no hater


nuh uh


Im bo


Idk it's going mcnewyork


I nvr lie


I'm letting Onion get me angry how you doin newyork


Hows it going guys


mcnewyork good good. rode bike, stumbled in middle of riiot, but didnt hurt myself or eat any codiene


I only speak the truth, Im basically jesus


lies


Onion is exactly that


Argue with Onion


Communist jesus


Riot?


what riot


the bot is not working


tts


someone please help


Rioting over which icecream flavour is better


Union square


not quite a riot, but was about to be so i left


started to yeah


was a big protest, but i guess they didnt have permit


Im guessing it was corona related?


at least 100 cops tried to block them in


I thought it y'all were going to talk about something else and got scared


Not icecream?...


human barrier


then the protestors just went ham and over ran the cops


after a lot of yelling


yeah it was wilf


wild


Sounds scary


I was like, im just trying to ride home


it was


wot n tarnation


Both?


But can we not talk about politics and protests I don't wanna think about that right now I was already scared when it happened


Yeee fair enough


For whatever reason this always happens in main chat


No more talking about the riots please


oh sorry


I can't stop thinkin about frogs


frong


my bad, not trying to be politcal


So yall can go to serious if u wanna talk this stuff


just my thing of the day.


modernDayKing there is a political chat if you want to talk about it there


I need I sign on my head that says go to serious chat oop


i dont


got it tho


Also welcome to pain town


Everything I do is very serious


I drink water seriously


Oop


Heziah you seriously let me yoink your roaches


You mean you don't sit around perpetually dehydrated?


mcnewyork Huh wdym


Heziah Depends if its Wednesday


Thats generally a good idea


What does wednesday have to do with being dehydrated?


My ex said i am unable to be serious


so i will not be joining your serious chat


Heziah Cuz Wednesday is cursed


Wth is wrong with Wednesday?


Everything


its hump day


BUT HOW CAN WE HUMP


Yeah that


welcomers


Hiii new peeps


? Wednesday is chill


Its a disappointment like Thursday


yeah weekly reset on WoW


Pog


Ulund


wednesdays are for gamers


Thursday is like low quality peanut butter


Heziah Im comin for ur roaches


I'll beat you down


!rob Bo


Heziah senpai?


Huh I want to honestly idk anymore lmao


How do you not have roaches to rob


Empty them pockets boi


Idk it's a thing ig


!pay Bo 50


Nice


KLJQWJELQKWJ


Uhhh


Bo.exe stopped working


This is upsetting


My roaches are safe


Yui pay Bo


OOO I didnt know that was a thing


Tank u


unyun paying me to get robbed


frogs in cowboy hats


I was paying u cuz Im oprah


I like art!


oh and always pinging yourself awkward Wink


Lewd is ew


how many times have you pinged yourself today


Twice


Molly


literally cant spell lewd without ew


So yeah


Three times


mcnewyork ping


ping 127.0.0.1 t


Same


im old too, but im a network engineer, or used to be anyway


what about it


is tall


has corpses, and poop on it, im told


It cold a ppl become popsicles


Good talk


it might be the tallest, but i am the highest


hehe


lmaooo


I want to go to Mt Fuji


nepal


nice


Physical sad


I dated a girl that did it


funny name for a country


sounded kinda overrated


Hi neekooo


SAME


Japan is bomb


hey Witch show me your nepal


Hello Kitty, Playstation, Sushi, Bape/Neighborhood


heyyy onion


JUDO


I would never come back


Hoiii


nicolekc did you just wake up and your first thing is lmaaaooo?


Yui boop nicolekc


helo neeko


Heziah nooo...


I'm right


Good mornin Neeko


morninnggg


It is acceptable to cry at the Grand Canyon


Thats my most favourite hole


Heziah Ive scuba dived before


In Mexico with sharks n stuff


did you eat them


It was eat or be eaten


alpha


Thank uu


jk


boom owned


bzzt


Oh woah thats like cartoon levels of bad u good?


Luckily I have avoided those jelly bastards


Thats how my fav dude died


Steve boi


Great barrier reef would be lit


mcnewyork um.. this is awkward, but i think we killed that


omg steve


or am I being serious again


nicolekc How do Australians view steve?


i loved watching him growing up. hes a legend


Steve's kids are JUST LIKE HIM


like fr fr


Yeah for real tho


hes like royalty here


I loved him and then my parents told me he went on a cruise


wasnt Steve Irwins death by a stingray


hopefully they know better than to grab animals and stick their thumbs up their bu'olls


helll yeahhh mc!


Like at all?


Wdym?..


Sounds dangerous


!pick 8186


!pick 9186


Hwhehehehehehe


My thumbs are weak


I work out mine daily


U a dog now?


dogs have thumbs


kinda


i lived in hawaii before here, many stingrays and jellies


Jellies nad manowars hurt


why do some of the text channels disappear sometimes


mcnewyork aybe expand and collapse?


hawaii is beautiful


mcnewyork indeed. amazing place


is spotify down for anyone else


I only been there to visit once and it was real cool. I have a bunch of pictures that I havent taken off my camera yet


Heziah sometimes i read your name as hozier idk why


Nope


o wait its back


nvm thanks


Is that a good thing or bad thing for you? nicolekc


His name is Isiah


is good lmao hozier is god


My name isnt close to Isiah


You don't have a life


No clue


oh wait its ded again


OOP


it just yeeted through my playlist


My spotify is working, not sure what's up with yours Nom


hm


interesting


I've never said anything offensive in my life


Lies


Wait how was that offensive?


Oop


oof


I wasn't being offensive


They were memeing


I'm honest


And you asked how


Take everything ppl say on the internet with a grain of salt


thats the thing, it's hard to tell tone through text


I made a guess


If you're a 26 year old grandma, you've lived a lot of life... amirite?


If u took everything I said seriously I would be a dictator communist onion racoon


Kinda true tho


I've had people think I hated them because of how I come off sometimes


Me aggressive


Heziah kunnn u aint aggressive just slightly drunkk


I'll flay you


oh my


Plz do


its getting aggro in here


Flay me


One sec in,a match


can you move this to serious chat


or flay chat


torture chat


Flayyy meee


or whatever


I dont get triggered.


i dont give people that power over me


you're good


Oh I get triggered. I'm emotionally weak


lmaooo


I DO THE TRIGGERING


fiesty


lmfao


is fighting cool in this chat, or is that like a separate thing? asking for a friend


Like I can dish out the punches jokingly but then someone punches back and I crumple and break down


I sometimes get my day ruined over dropping food ngl


I'm also GREAT at being right


mcnewyork ARE YOU THO


Daveta well, thats kind of a big deal


Yeah dropping ice cream is like what depression looks like


I got insulted a week ago and I cant stop thinking about it, it's tearing me up inside


Kluge i think i just shed a tear at the thought


Heziah Get rekted, also u good boo?


Heziah aww bby its okay 3333


I'm emotionally compromised but that's all I'll say about it. Saying more would ruin my fragile sense of masculinity ya know


Heziah ok this definitely goes to serious chat


Hoiii pedro


Masculinity is kinda a meme


welcome pedro


Lmao nah it ain't goin to serious cause I'm not gonna say more about it. Promise


YEAH!


Toxic masculinity


lmaoo


Okie it whatever whatevs


i mean, i use to care about what people thought of me and really take to heart what they said about mw but if you rely on external factors to determine your happiness, you'll never get it but happiness is literaly from within


swallow those feelings deep down


nicolekc if you dont love your self, no one will love you


nicolekc Thats vibes for sure, still gonna be self conscious tho


What if


Pizza


and if you love or, ping yourself, please wash your hands


what kinda pizza tho


boneless i hope


Mushroom pizza


I refuse, I gain inner peace from how others perceive me. This self loathing stays maxed out yo


pineapple on pizza


Yeah this is a debate


Heziah oh nooo my dude!


I disagree with fruit on pizza


nyc pizza is only pizza


mcnewyork Chicago would like to have a word with you


You walk into a room and say hi, it suddenly goes silent. Which of the following is most natural to say: 1 Why r u guys like that? OR 2 Whats going on? OR 3 Whats wrong, guys?


mcnewyork where is the best NYC pizza?


Ok bye


oopppsss


ive been mildly unimpressed tbh


Lmao all good neeko


idc whats on it


mcnewyork FACTS


Meanwhile me going to dominos pizza


nicolekc can i marry you


I love all pizza, almost...


I love pineapplen on pixza


DiFara's is next on my list


Bismuth U heathen


U have sinned


best ive had in nyc since moving here is il porto by the navy yard i think


Now pay the price


How


Bismuth A KING WITH TASTE


Guys help me out here


Trying to translate something


in my hood we got the best pizza


mcnewyork take me or tell me


translate what


also, Chicago has some damned good pizza, of all kinds


Then youll be my queen with buds nicolekc


This scenario


hmm st george.


Im translating this comic


the hood has some of the best food


omg buds? dealll


Sounds like some solid harry potter fan fiction


whats going on


Taste buds


I'd go for the 2 Dania she/her


No clue


Stop rn


lmao


Thank you Heziah


i meann


Ur under arrest in the name of dad puns


mcnewyork you ever been to Chicago?


in the summer I hope


there's more to chicago than Deep dish and stuffed


I like Chicago pizza


whoa, you said its decent


Now, i respect your opinion


most new yorkers ive met say its trash


I love heating up my pizza in the microwave


then admit theyd never tried it


nyc pizza is really good just hella big slices


yum microwave pizza


Heziah NOO


chicago has good pizza pizza, not just the tourist stuff shit


Heziah I love eating my pizza raw


nice, where did you go? I grew up there


I usually eat it cold ngl


Eat dn raw Radferd


yeah, nyc is filthy... but i actually think i like it here bette


r


Raw ain't cold


It basically is


Ice age pizza


U got sid the sloth in there


Heziah Kay have fun crawling around and whatnot!


!pick 3114


darn


WHOA I DID A THING


whatchu guys talking abt?


Pizza


Duh


nice


Im the pizzzaaa guy, duh


i want pizza


taco bell is mexican food


but they all have mexicans cooking them


exactly


bruh


i have


i'm prob the only one, but i don't like taco bell


it just ain't fresh food


seen mexicans cooking at panda express


the hot sauce is pretty good tho ngl


never seen mexicans at In n Out


guess panda express is mexican food


my mexican friend used to work at an in n out


welcome tawcodream


theres actually hard tacos in mexico as well just not same as taco bell more like pan fried style


Hiya


That username xD


Those are good


welcome whopperspice


arent tostadas open tacos not folded..not trying to argue but this is new to me


It's like, two shells with goods baked inbetween... Right?


No wait, it's folded in half


tostada


Omg that looks good


thats what im saying, not a taco


How does one consume?


Pfft


maybe he grew ip in another Mexico


not hard shell but like taco bell but its starts of as a reg tortilla then they add meat and stuff then back to the frying pan,making it crunchy


also mexico is like america, melting pot of different cultures


yes dorados


El dorados


Laughs in canadian


depends on which mexico we're talking about


USA culture is just slob it up as much as you can


Theres different kinds of mexico?


yeah not as much but there are lil bit of everything


new and old mexico


Usa culture is pretty much a buffet


Sounds like a fallout thing


New california


new new york


bruh


dm why arent you mad at me, i feel left out


OMG, i left for 5 min and there were like 200 messages


we are all mad here


Next time don't leave the chat:


fair enough


I'm not mad at anyone, I'm just mad


yo where are the best tacos in nyc


!pick 6731


huh


Hiya


i think you can make them mute or only get them from friends


Hi  natashaashley


I literally just got off my bed and instantly had a cramp


can u turn off dms


mcnewyork you can make friends only


Isn't that the worst? nakaya


natashaashley I know right


nakaya elite level fitness


the problem is i'm still young


i'm meant to be in peak physical condition


ok then


nakaya same tho. I feel your pain


that was a ride


nakaya you just wait


nakaya I am 28 and in need of a second hip surgery


literally dying mid air durina high jump


natashaashley hope it goes well for you!


nakaya thank you friend


modernDayKing oh, how time flies


wait, surgery really? weak


Is a Korean Karen called a Karean?


bruh


Asking for a friend


modernDayKing yes I am the weakest link goodbye


mcnewyork yo whats going on


just mimic them


anything they type just type the exact sentence back


Copy n paste


Yep


no one can stand that for long


you are girl, aren't you used to annoying dms?


or block


is it a dude?


modernDayKing congratulations on the promotion


you're now a blue


nakaya Thanks! what does that mean? do I get paid now?


IM BLUE SNIIITCHESS


welcome chairmendar!


if you type enough you'll become blue


welcome


westminster gangster hello


damnit, I missed my chance to flex privilege


nakaya I mean in real life


now im all blue man group


I am used to annoying dms


mcnewyork i have a secret to help


modernDayKing careful Tobias


you can also set it to only get dms from friends and not ppl you share a server with mcnewyork


natashaashley lmaoo


i was gonna say just change your profile pic to an anime character, they'll assume you're a 14 yo boy and never dm you


hey


this is a sad truth


i dont think people dm u cuz you're annoying


that doesnt make sense


v sad truth


yeah im known for droppin harsh truths sorry friends


my two cents is that people find you annoying after they dm you


soz


i like harsh truths


but don't ride too much on it, some people work and some don't


Hey people usually leave me alone after I DM them back bc I'm annoying af


mood


Yo stop


chill please


no one dms me


I know who you are talking about, can you stop'


Chuckles you have anime avatar as stated


Some people like to argue Jillayne


my old was the Tick


Alarick The point is to spread love.


sensitive


Zahara


people want to be rude and liked


not everyone has to be friends


its okay


mcnewyork l love you.  please stay.


the ol i hit you cuz i love you


oof


Chuckles


Now y'all got me watching Monty Python forever, yet again


Can we stop with the drama bruv


i mean, being blunt is rude


yall got no finesse nor tact


I just want to talk about peanuts


Yule


People who pride themselves on being blunt tend to not care about truth. They tend to enjoy wording things in a rude way, and seem to not have anything nice to say.


Whatever issues you may have with someone, you can always word it with respect.


Rowland what kind of peanuts


peanuts are nice


natashaashley Yooo chunky or smooth peanut butter!


Come get some love, y'all.


I like the crunchy peanuts you can get at Asian supermarkets


honey roasted peanuts


Etem Chunky 10/10, but sometimes i mix both


Deep breaths everyone


Auctus


bruh


modernDayKing Tbh I like smooth just the texture is nicer


on a different note


my favorite peanuts are the ones in peanut MM's, i usually spit out the chocolate and candy shell


how's everyone today?


Depends on the context, sometimes people need a wakeup call because tiptoeing around a person almost never works.


Also no lewd peanut butter


I looove Peanut Butter


i just had a PBJ


George Washington Carver peanut God


jelly, blech


deep fry PBJ


Leventis every peanut butter is beautiful in its own right


I actually don't like peanut butter


modernDayKing Yooo choco peanut butter sounds so good or pb a j peanut butter


I don't think i've had a jar in like, 4 years


peanut butter is good


nakaya


I like peanut butter with maple syrup


is nutella consider a short of peanut butter?


is it?


Chuckles no, but it goes well with it


what even is nutella


natashaashley Have u had like a peanut butter, banana, and honey sammie? Also yes


imma just grab a spoon of peanut butter and chocolate chip and eat it


it's an extract of what


I wonder how we can turn peanut butter into an argument


nakaya nutella is 60 sugar, with hazelnuts


modernDayKing interesting


mcpon14 that's just life man


Viki Dun do it


Gayel does peanut butter taste like penis?


Peanut butter equality


Leandre yes and yes again


Wowww Im done


All butter is good


JIF


ive seen people fight over skippy and jif


JIF is superio


which is odd, cuz Jif is SOOO much better


natashaashley Both combined?


ikr


Oop


Bannon everything


Things getting lewd


Sorry


I will stop


I am the lewd police


U udder aresst


WE WOoI


natashaashley Is it okay to DM you, ?


WUt


You just discriminated peanut butter


what's with this phallic conversation


McScuse me


mcpon14 you do you


mr. peanut butter


I dun even want to imagine that


this isnt phallic convo, its about the nuts


Nutella is the best


NOOO


Nooo


nutella rlly is


Nutella is pretty sweet


Hazelnuts all together are love


Do you guys like marmite?


Ehhh


no


wtf british trash


Marmalade?


DONT TRY IT


do y'all like mayo


Its great


Orange jam yeet


i love marmalade


I absolutely enjoy marmalade


nakaya is mayonnaise an instrument?


marmalade is good


mayo is lit


Marmalade is weird though


modernDayKing wooow


Unexpected Friends, an enchanting chat room. The conference exchange in this digital medium is often abrupt and full of single line utterances and memes and emoji as this perplexing generation refers them. Alas, I often aspire to more exhilarating and verbose dialogue but I distinguish this elementary vocabulary and rampant antiintellectualism as simply a sign of the times. Carry on, my convivial contemporaries.


natashaashley i'm supposed to get the joke


I have mayo with avocado oil in it


So yummy


cosmicprank lmao


get out of here


Senator Thorne I bet u eat mayo and fries


I do


Morning folks


Can I climb an electrical tower


nakaya


Ew no


Willy that's a good combo


willow you do you


I broke An's brain


Mayo is kinna gross


mayo and fries work


mayo is controversial


An Ew imo


I eat my fries with wasabi paste


but sandwiches without mayo are weird


my dad just hates mayo


i'm not english but what's the sauce they put with fish and chips


remembered I'm scared of heights


nakaya tartar?


That one kid who ate that full thing of mayo


yeah


nakaya vinegar


hi Len


nono, tartar


natashaashley Why u so lewd lady


tartar sauce is everything


I've also had it with the green thing


Dharma Hoiii


modernDayKing aioli is just suped up mayo


LeVitus quarantine type tings


Celio mayo is the gods jizz wtf u on


natashaashley takes a big sip of unsee juice


what is it with me forgetting food today


NOOO


Nguyen im so sorry I can't help it


relish?


how are you today?


natashaashley ive heard tell people who hate mayo but love aioli, and im like... HOW?


natashaashley U relish in mayo oop


Lamrouex sounds delicious


Aioli is yum


what is aioli


nono, tartar


nakaya they put malt vinegar on the fires tho bleh


Dharma Garlic mayo sauce


i legit just gagged


mayo is useful for lots of things


modernDayKing because some picky eaters like food better when they don't know/ think about what's in it


is nasty tho.


a cup of oil, and two eggs


A man named mayo


mayo on pickles is just wrong


YEA


I AGrEE


with lime juice in it


mcnewyork that's my type of food


Hallagan. Deftinwolf mayo


Dharma how does it feel to be so wrong? Masera


i jam out with mexican food


Senator Thorne Deftinwolf?


what


natashaashley Im never wrong wdym


mayo is amazing


mayo is nastier tho


!pick 8197


Omg yall if any of yall need TP fr just DM me if ur close I accidentally bought 96 rolls and I live alone


He is a character from a book my favorite lead singer wrote


Its oil haven


I have like 5 rolls


How do you accidentaly buy 96 rolls?


General Deftinwolf Mayo


I have 27


Senator Thorne Please tell me thats a actual person


I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.


I'll give 12 to my grandparents cause the situation is basically over where I live


He's a real character


Look it up


Dharma


Everything else was sold out so I bought what was available. I am not a smart person


Though he is pretty scummy


Senator Thorne Character or person


low iq gang rise up


Character


Much sad


im back


so its my first day... is it always like this?


Like wah?


onion this chat is getting too nsfw, go to slow chat


Senator Thorne I wanna hear about how general mayo overturned the nazis in wwII


I'm so sorry I will stop now. My bad.


mods are asleep, go on a rampage


just for example


mods sleep


Witch love


time to post simp bait


lmao


Dharma U right this too lewd for me


if mods are asleep, this is the way


Imma run away in fear


THIS IS THE WAY


An short for cucumber


And the one that lived becomes the saviour of heavens fence


natashaashley I always adda dash of cum to my dishes. really adds a kick.


Fun fact: If you put a small dose of honey on the floor where you have an art infestation, all of the ants will... come


Knee there's a cookbook about that


wow


bcuz this is genuonely concerning


wdym


wouldnt that be cannibalism


there are billions of cum


An mods are asleep, kids


Are there kids here?!?


Yes


of course


im 7


yes, me


yeah


or at least I act like it


the book series is called The Amory wars


or at least so im told


Wait are all of you kids?


this isnt an 18 only server


im 27


i'm a baby, just learning how to type on a server


ages are a role we all have


natashaashley uhhh me


16 ;;


natashaashley yes, and you're my favorite grown up


I'm 16, female, asian


15 to be 16


Do y'all's parents know you're here?


I think it's like 30 kids


kinda


im a grown man


natashaashley no


my mom doesn't care


mine too


please dont tell my mom she'll take away my xbox


ima tell her


i mean, yesterday, someone posted a gif for spanking


I mean if you respect how to be on the internet you're pretty much fine


maybe shell give me your xbox


and i opened it font of my mom


besides at this age you've probably explored the internet as a whole


yui slap An


you ain't tho?


and let's just say, it was a weird couple sec


!work


correct


Oof


!rob Dharma


I always bulli kids here


I mean when I was 15 or whatever, the internet was still pretty new


hi kafka


kafka this chat is getting too nsfw go to slow chat you're too innocent :


at 15 I was a christian who only had myspace and listened to Toby Mac


Knee relatable


Dharma redirecting ppl


But I'm kinky Dharma


at 15, i'm kinda religious and i still listen to toby mac


we're cumming on bread and eating it here, that's beyond kinky


at 15, I was an adult film star


An this guy listens to Toby Mac. Make fun of him.


mcnewyork also relatable. Remember Warped Tour?


only dsbm for me


Woot!


Dharma Why u lewd


Knee so did this guy


Lmao are u having a soggy biscuit session?


Im scared


biscuits and love gravy


Yui hug Nierman


Thank you


UwU


dont talk to me about soggy buscuits. its not horny hours yet.


can we ban the users that keep denying that pokemon are real


!rob Kaffy


isn't tumblr dead?


Knee every hours is horny hours


!rob Senator Thorne


Horny hours huh.


Dharma started it


pokemon are real


Shirt sorry I said I would stop


natashaashley this deep in quarantine? yeah its horny o clock all the time


Stop robbing people


Bad


natashaashley u good, i've seen much worse


Knee not if u have a buddy


natashaashley dont stop, get it get it


I have to rob you


Senator Thorne why


i have 0 buddies


You are the only person I will wrong from


mcnewyork mine too but... here we are


im too young too, i'm only 16


she didnt say no to me


a pedo tried to reach out to my friend to be her sugar daddy, and me and another male friend called from her phone, and bullied him


Senator Thorne I'm gonna rub you


for 4 hrs


If u don't stop


straight up


I dont need sex, i listen to the joe rogan podcast


Aye


Knee edgelord


An and thats how we all got free playstations


No don't do that


OK good


I am saving myself


mcnewyork you say that now


pls tip Knee


Now that's cute


I'm a bad influence. This is one of the million reasons I should never have kids


pls tip Kaffy


I don't need sex, I need 8hrs of sleep.


mcnewyork whats food?


I'm old and I've hadn't plenty of sex :


OwO


food while having sex... 10/10


sorry Witch


modernDayKing depends on the food fr


pls tip nakaya


food while having sex while sleeping, 10/10


like, i mean ig it's a euphoric feeling and everything, but is it rlly worth it?


crumbs in the bed is bad juju


yeaah i am saving myself for the first person to buy me 100 dollars worth of ground coffee


An I mean... yes?


ive had a lot of sex, but quality quantity


who eats on the bed?!


too much meaningless sex in this town


modernDayKing truth


Momo.Mirukuti me


monsters Momo.Mirukuti


mcnewyork stop calling me out like this


bruh buy a chair


mcnewyork bruh


nah its called netflix and chill


Dharma v convenient


Watching tv in my room is better than living room ah


coffee is my regulating fuel


ahh america, im too lazy to sit down


i just go eat on my bed while watching tv


I always eat in my room, but never on the bed


Oh frick, me want coffee.


When in doubt, Amazon.


i dont hate myself


I dont watch TV while eating usually


thats on my bucket list


Witch amen


eat on the floor next to your bed


never eat on your bed


Big brain


you get my point


yoiure not putting your food on the floor


nooo it's ok!


Clean the floor


youre sitting on it


Floor Gang


forgiven


i clean my bed as in push everythong off


and activate the rooba


i just found out im rascist today


i moved to new york, and saw a sexy lady walking down the street, eating a slice of pizza and holding another one to eat next and thought to myself... this... this is where i belong, among my people


i think formula 8 is better than nascar


arent i racist?


wow


Yes I'm rascist too


I usually eat in my library, or my veranda


anyone that thinks nascar is good can exit stage left right now


we do, but y?


Who even watches Formula E? Ew go away


most ppl don't use em


Heziah if you steal my clothes you'd be mesmerized by the body that hides underneath


i just like the look of the cars


Ingraham I sometimes do


Cars are cool


Belier i wanna go watch in red hook or whatever


My best friend designs cars


I'll still run from you Dharma


dope


is rent high in nyc?


ofc


it's NYC


only place higher is where I live


Luna! yeah i prefer bikes


An NOT AS HIGH AS I AM


bikes are cool too


lmao


getting de javu, didnt we beat NYC rent to death earlier


An in NYC one small apartment without furniture is worth 1.000.0000.0000000.usS per week


I used to ride a bike, but then moved to the city


And now I get to walk everywhere


S4000/mo for a 650 sq ft 3 br


i have a few friends that live near the mountains in new york


you basically get a box


my spotify rickrolled me


with nothing


and it costs more than a house in some other states


Luna! i grew up in a city, and ride my bike everywhere


im bout that bike life, if anyone in nyc wants to ride, lmk


i will probably go and visit them and play ultimate frisbee


aight, one thing I learned: don't live in nyc


I'm like a 40 minute walk away from work and that's the furthest away I need to go


An but its sooo amaaazing


An It's one of the best cities in the world


mcnewyork how's the view? is it worth the rent?


if america had a flagship city, it's NYC


cough cough boston


no where


Senator Thorne hate boston


An you can make good money tho. One random cashier at McDonalds can do 1.000.000000.0.0.0000usS per week


i love boston


so much art, culture, diversity


I'm not american, so I don't know


personally I think Chattanooga is better, but im biased


it is better than canada


but each block is a different city in it's own right


i dont think i can live anywhere else in America now


Canada is a different country


things work different as a whole there


atlanta is pretty good too


i know


nyc is best city in the world


mcnewyork lmao


thats why boston is better


and im from chicago, sooo... thats blasphemy


we nasty


mcnewyork dm'ed you


lmfao


it can't be the best city in the world if you gotta work 12 daily hours to sleep on a box


I dont work 12 hours daily


mcnewyork stop rubbing it in


Dharma that's how dense city centres with a high population density typically works unfortunately


Dharma depends on what you are looking for in life.


Dharma not to mention, what you do for a living, or how rich your parents are


then dense cities / best cities


i moved here from hawaii


and love it here


Dharma you gotta like, experience it


like minded people, art, the city is electric


it's quite hard to picture it through words


I would life my life if I had any, thanks:


i love this snow white voice chat


'its so peaceful and calm


everyone has their own interests and needs


i know


woah did i just do a voice thing


how did that happen


? HOW DID I HEAR MY OWN TEXT


nah I get you guys, I'm just more happy living NEARBY big cities, but not ON them


!pick 9919


ive always lived in the center of cities


I like having peace, and when I wanna go out I grab my bike and ride for an hour and that's it


Dharma this


id rather visit the country


but i have country friends, that need to take the city life in doses


modernDayKing lmao same


NOOT NOOT


i'm more of a suburban guy


i like the calm


nakaya where are you bro?


i need the people


the countless strangers


to flirt with, to make laugh


to share moments, ideas, and art with


in hawaii it was so hard to find like minded people


in this amazing place


wow


i can want to make a 3d printed remote controlled hot dog delivery vehicle controlled by an app while smoking weed at 4:17 AM, and there will be liek 1700 other people on the EXACT SAME MISSION


but it's so many ppl


I miss people


lmao


i hate people


good luck america


idk, the thought of that is a little overwhelming for me


its why im here


i hated people, til they were gone


then i realize i still hate people


As someone in the UK I'm stuck inside for the next couple of months at least


but like to go out and see them sometimes


I like having my 1.000m2 yard with threes and plenty of space; when I want the city I go to the city :


in hawaii i lived on an island with a pop of 3,000


no traffic lights


I get to have 2 metre distant picnics with my dad once a month which is neat


one gas station


was paradise


Yes to nature


all i ever wanted


I lived in a forest for months


but the city, the peope, the museums, the art, the everything brought me back


Kaffy wow, where?


Philippines


we have nature in nyc


mcnewyork SO MUCH, i had no idea, i wish i kept my car... upstate? long island hiking is GREAT


and i havent even gone that far


Went there for vacation


Kaffy sounds amazing


Yeah


is everyone from NYC?


so many parks dude


mcnewyork I went to Breakneck ridge, anthony's nose, giant stairs, state line lookout, palisades... its unreal nature and animals


im in Tennessee


Only Mc


Whenever someone says America it is always NYC


hi kafka!


yui hug Kaffy


Kaffy ahem, excuse me. Brooklyn in the house


I'm from Cali so I'm like time zone is different here


i'm from GA


Not just me but ok


mcnewyork why is it always about you


modernDayKing ooh I know a dude from Brooklyn


Kaffy well now you know two.


Because she have it in her name


Hey Pikachu


who listens to the classic rappers/


nope


nice


Chonky


yes


Show chonky cat


Define classic, because people have very different opinions there


An 90s was the best age


2pac, biggie, dr.dre, NWA


BCC, DITC, Tribe, Native Tongues


notorious b.i.g.


minecraft cave sounds


tribe is good


ERic B and Rakim, slick rick, public enemy


what do u all think of eminem


he should bleach hair again


eminem was really good when he was underground


Shady is such a chad


I love that eminem hit that says gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang


Stan is still one of the best songs ever


he's got skill, i'll tell him thaat


but ya, not same vibe


50 cent eminem


Eminem fell off when all of music did


which is after 2000


Get rich or die trying was the last gasp in 03


but by then, it was all kinda over


So I give everyone on my snapchat nicknames and I wanted to share some


imo


willow please do


ye, rlly shows the struggle


and eminem raps about what?


nothing


how about Christian Rap or Christian Black Metal


Where tho


he was alright when he rapped about his pain


like, it's what ppl experience and their struggles


it's the real rap


Fyi some are offensive


eazye is a personal fav of mine


eazye is great


Hello


dusa you're here too hi


hey dusaaa


Heyyy


Wassup


whats up?


Dharma yea im here since like past 6months


Jus waking up its 7:10am


India


it is almost 7pm for me


aight, i'm tired, imma play cod for a couple hours and head out


c yall


adios


Cya arun


c ya Softie dusaaa


Glhf


An get battlefield


i was born, but i've spent my whole life in america


Nri


Arun


RACISM FTW


so...uk, i'm technically an american citizen


but kewl


Hi Heziah are u ready to get robbed?


Battlefield ain't even got a game they're actively supporting anymore. 3/4 are still great thoughmodernDayKing


Don't touch my roaches Kafka


Hoi kafka


!rob Heziah


this chat be on a new level sometimes


mcnewyork lmao ye


it's chaos


Welcome


Heziah yawn


wait, i cant keep robbing people


this isnt realistic


i i was going to go sleep but my amazon package is late .


so now i am going to play more smite or looking for mre teammates


Senator Thorne hm fund me for dota lolz


by the end i want atleast 10 members


Is smithe fun game?


Ooh that's cool Mc


brosavooni i need me money


I'm like a hardcore Pac stan


mcnewyork


when i get back to work i might get attacked by drunks again


that man is an inspiration to millions


and i cant let my best friend pay my medical bill


Mmhm


Ah. Mods must have woke up, .


arise chicken


arise


I do.


Rent, especially.


Food, not as much.


survival of the sly my friend


oh dont get me wrong, i do alright


but that dont make it right


My job is lowpaying but it is something, l guess.


id gladly have a little less, for everyone to do better


i like the challenge


yeah, its always those with the least that give the most.


!pick 8421


Yayay


anyone want to build a bed next to mine on minecraft?


!balance


i hear it is prety cozy


Senator Thorne id if i had minecraft but i dont have


one day my sweet prince


one day


i had to find this after seeing it on tv


a man of quality


Truly a man of culture


i want to find another gif


but i can never find it


I may have a video of him somewhere in my gallery


Is that the man himself? EDP?


I love him


Welcome lucasmp7


me 24/7


Ouef


found it


heheh


The sheer terror


i love the dramatic music they play with it


In those eyes


makes it so funny


you have awesome glasses


Ello there natasha


that is the only compliment you will receive from me


Hiya, and thank you


if anyone's interested, ima stream a stylish and slightly gay rhythm game


Compliments are never expected but always appreciated


no i just hate complimenting people


means they know i notice them


I love complimenting people


i love giving the illusion that i am ignoring people


Compliment any dude and he will take that compliment to the grave


Lul


Senator Thorne thats how you show dominance, I got u


Luna! tis true


dominance no


Luna! its so true. I remember every compliment ive ever received


If you tell a dude you like something that you like about him he'll do that until the day he dies


i am a recovering toxic person


when people used to make me mad i would try to get them to delete everything


Senator Thorne same tho. Mad respect


Not the second part just the first


It's fine, toxicity comes and goes


As long as you're focussing more on the going part


i started calling myself bunbun and the such to balance myself out


Luna! truth


hello, I am Soren


Hello Soren


but witch told me to actually balance because being too nice gave me nose bleeds from stress


oof


I don't talk here alot, nice to meet you.


hello gran soren!


Luna! yeah, girls love telling guys that they love it when they give them money,


Welcome Cerelly


Thanks


mmm


money


say it again


Tasty tasty dollarydoos


Welcome PARADOX


Ello paradox


Nani sore


mcpon14 yum


Welcome parodox


Hi everyone


!pick 5167


Bbut money is not to eat


!weekly


Thicc


Yall should buy the Bagels Fan Club


and i feel ashamed


Okay


Why are greenscreened explosions so much more funny when you leave the greenscreen on?


Bagels Fan Club I dont know how many of you are left but I wanted to say I love you all and youre the greatest people ever. Also totally hit my DMs cause Im drunk and want some lovin


Because it looks like the person is just doing dumbshit Luna


Gotta love drunk lovin


drunk crying is where it is at


Drunk lovin is the best


Senator Thorne you can do both at the same time


mah


nah


lovin sounds like too much work


!work


!fight 500 blue


aww sucks


xD


!balance


o.o


Senator Thorne


Not if you find a good top


!pay deleted 100


How to access the shop?


Whats the command for shop Bagels


ehhh


i mean have a sugar momma was pretty awesome


but she was abusive


i am fine with just friends


Hm


Yea


True true


Meow gets S U C C


xd


lmao


poor kitty


That cat is SO SAD


meow meow get the succ


i just realized something


aye?


What did u realise? Senator Thorne


dusaaa!buybagelsfanclub


i say i want to do vc but i actually dont want vc


i will just mute myself and act like i cant hear people join the call


Doesnt work Bagels


its like me at work


!buybagelsfanclub


I dont see shop


i do it all the time


I dunno then


!buy'rolename'


bananaroles dusaaa


woah


No single quotes, space after!buy


JFC


!buy bagelsfanclub


Wtf


Show me the roach shop


Try with capital B


yeah bananaroles


!buy Bagelsfancblub


thats the shop


!buy Bagelsfanclub


natashaashley we got a lot of roles


Rolls


Night night everyone


Knee how does one get a role?


Tasty tasty rolls


3000 roaches


!work


Luna! throwed rolls?


those roaches


Dang


How do you get roaches?


nini sleepy boi


Throwed? I prefer toasted


natashaashley


And!weekly


Oh my God I am so confused and also a big effing n00b


!weekly


Work is daily


And weekly


Nah Natasha you're good


Cool


It's just discord bots


!rob dusaaa


Ur good natasha yea


dang it


!balance


!fight 500 red


RIP


!fight 500 blue


Ez money


Wow


!pay Knee 150


Havefun


With roaches


Xd


Ill be right back


Gotta get up zzz


how many shrimp can you eat... before your skin turns pink


shrimp is really rich


Du du du du


Shrimps are pretty rich


BOMmNNaMamNa


Ello onion


i have that song on spotify


best decision ever


Shrimp song is good


Hi redacted


Sup captain


flamingoes


Linnetsup


Anybody got any food?


I have a single french fry


I do


i have growing emptiness


Here have my milk natashaashley


Rice n daal


step sister


Sammee


go provide us sustenance!


Nop imma dip


Dammit you've reminded me I'm hungry