can yall not have taste buds anymore yeah? your tasting priveleges have been revoked


bourbon and coffee


revoked.


Ice tea and malk


i dont like you


i love malk


malk? more like


chalk


OR smoothies


Well well well


Be nice


I live for smoothies


Yeah be nice hunter


yes


Guys better calm down


never


Kay then


Have a poem


i am grouchy cause i wanna sleeo but i need to test new internet when it gets fixed


From your friendly poetry writer


Go sleep


i dont speak Spanish


I thought I was the bard XD


i cant read it either


lilyshe/her Spanish or vanish


That's english turdnugget


I cant read. Thats it.


Noice


no its not


Grimonia why


Yomomma ain't fam


Have to ever had cold burgers before?


U


yea


Hows your sleep schedule


johny thats a nice pfp u have there


Good whatever time zone you are in ladies and gentleman and all in between


monch reheated mcdonald double cheeseburgerr


cold on inside hot hot everywhere else


Butgers are not good breakfast


Burger king or die


Caddaric kfc


i had McDonald's for only meal of day and puked


twinsies


Burger king is literally garbage


their burger too big


I like Wendy's:


im like 5'4 and it dont fit


They taste like cardboard


Breakfast is most important meal of day


Wendys is cringeworthy


the snack that smiles back toyota


microwave.exe KFC is eh, the have good sanwhich tho


Their twitter hurts me


Why baconator tho Richardson


friend told me chik fil a is best


Jonnydash we dont have Wendys over hereD:


Twitter kills my soul


wendeys? more like what the fucj


same Demons


Yooo I love kfc only cuz the dating sim


Ikr lilyshe/her


Posehn popeyes is better


kfc famous bowl is da bomb


We have mcdonalds and I am glad that is it


My mom found a rock in kfc once


Easier to eat good food


microwave.exe I really wanna try a Denny's grand slam


Thats me!


microwave.exe awe man where u at then?


I heard thats gr8


Jonnydash Wut?


U said u dont have Wendy's microwave.exe


Yeah


Jonnydash Basivally anywhere outside the us does not have wendies


Harveys is way better


japan has wendys


I was about to say I was in japan


They had wendys


Harvey's is p.great Baxter ngl


Wendys is a low tier harveys


Balcke is your name onion because everyone to try to get close to you end up unintentionally hurting and they still try their best to stay until they cut you out of their life


cause same


!pick 8251


wh


roach


Oof lilyshe/her


No I just intentionally do that


Red is where there is


thats edgy


edgy alert


Edgy teen alert


Dont cut itself on that edge


Bruh I dont want to be the edgy


u r


Too late


too bad so sad


brb gotta pee


You can have the edgy here take it


blood


Fug


Gosh darn


Plz doo I dont want emm


strong arm gang


Yo fellas can i ask smt


Boak can I take ur spine?


Dont threaten onion u basters


Alvin and the catmunks


Jonnydashok


I dont have a spine, I have a liver tho


You need them to walk


i have 2


idiot


Sacci nice


Wanna sell it on the black market together?


liver regenerates from very little so i just cut mine and duplicate glitch them


idioat


When you cant see the messages you had from a person on ig before like they were there 2 days ago


Does it mean that person blocksd u or deactivated acc?


Can I clone myself and then sell the parts


Be nice


acheron? more like my back aches


We all should be nice to each other


So does mine


I would be rich off myself


every joint in my body needs oil


As would I


Olive oil is dope


green eyeballs S2


a customer


My sleeping position is bad so I am my own problem with my back pain


U ever bought something of the dark web?


Yes myself


i sit on my back in my gaming chair and prop my legs on my desk to watch YouTube


Camm uhh what?


What


microwave.exe methamphetamines


2 of them


Oh ok


I sleep in the position I don't want my legs to work tommorow


I also bought some bouncy balls


WAIT


I wake up annd can hear myself creaking


I creak on a daily basis


DOes anyone else sleep literally ENTIRELY under the covers or is it just me


I wake up and hear myself crying


everyone thinks its weird or is surprised


Thats me


No do ppl do that


i do it


I have my hands on top of the cover


R u a person?


i go all under blanket


comfy and safe


I am a bot


beep bop


Yes


I sometimes go like ball mode when I sleep


i go under the covers with the top of my head sticking out


autobots roll out


imagine sleeping on your right side ew


Wroom


I like my hands on top since underneath when we cuddle it get's very want. I don't want sweaty palms


I wanna try that jus casually rolling out of bed


I sleep on my side


Me too


both sides


under covers is NORMAL


Imagine sleeping with ur face not in the pillow


ew acne face


Wut


Schulz imagine sleeping


whats sleep


That doesnt even make any sense try again


u get acne from pillow cases


Imagine sleeping at all


I worry I will suffocate. There have been a fet times when my wife actually pulls the pillow away because I was cuddling it to my face


Who tf gets acne from pillow cases


you


R ur pillow cases covered with oil


Acheron suffocating is a better alternative than the outside


woah


What is this nonsense


r word


wee weew


the oil from your head and skin can get on your face and cause acne for people with more sensitive skin


Yeah thats why u wash the cover


Yes


Guess you havent gotten to that part yet


Oh oof


Sausage and pepperoni is the best pizza


2 showers a day?


bruise/bleed easier because less of a clotting factor so ig it may make my skin a bit more sensitive


ya one in morning and one night


lilyshe/her I also bleed very fast


i cut myself shaving my legs and it didnt stop for like half an hour


it's not about how fast you bleed


smoith lrgs dthttho


It's about it not clotting


smooth legs tho


This is a dangerous condition


I once scratched my arm and my full arm was full of blood


microwave.exe but thats was cause I scratched open my scars


And forgot about my scars or something like that


I have observed an operation on a cat. they could not stop the bleeding because of Hemophilia. It died on the operating table


nice blood bro guess you needed that huh


Acheron I saw a person getting ripped in half on Reddit


yike


Yike?


Well 2 men technically


i mean im an avid member of gore and shit but you dont see me saying that ive seen a guy literally tear a cat apart with his bare hands and teeth while it was still alive until the spine was snapped


oop


Acheron scary mfker


you go to veterinary university you never come back the sma


same


SMA


look up Vet Ranch on YouTube


Suddenly gore does not faze you. MOst smells are meh


You react like the flash


It does stuff to you


but lmao old lady head go pop


U guys ever saw a person in an vacuum?


i saw a guys arm in one


microwave.exe no but I'm interested


At year 2 you go to anatomy with the goat that smells like it's been dead since last yearwhich it has. Look at the muscles that have turned into jurky and then to eat after


Come back continue lesson


moncch


im sleepy


Oh sometimes you go and get hungry while in the class


tell me more stories papa


Uff


DEEP


U ever heard of crocodile?


OOF


Oh yes


Its a drug that eats ur fleash


Ever heard of Necrotizing fasciitis


The same thing but it's a bacteria


Hello


Henlo


Leave until you can we talking gross stuff


!pick 8184


ididnt notice i was in side chat


Yui f The Doctor


shhwat


Yui cookie Acheron


i dont speak weeb sorry


Yui hug lilyshe/her


Idk


I just like those gifs


frog person go away


bet


Yes


i wonder how many monster energyys i can drink until i can feel my heart beating in my lower body


I wonder


How many 9mm bullets a hunter survives


where


do you know one of the theories of what this means is a Guinea worm extraction. It is quite amazing


I think


lilyshe/her knee


Since the only way to extract them is to wrap them around a rod


hrb getting ready for beddy


Dafq


Ready for beddy


once they travel to your foot to reproduce


Pls affect Acheron


yeet


hows the gang doing


Idk


mm


makes sense


Dr could you cure me pls?


of what?


Pls affect microwave.exe


microwave.exe what? I don't get it


I educate you about stuff


yall ever just gleek?


Yes


i just gleeked so hard


fuckin spurt


I can't control it though. I gleek at the work moments


yeah and it goes absolutely everywhere


woah, kinky


ok i thought we were being single


Imagine both mine and her surprise


sinbtle


subtle


is this server rated M or Pg13?


idk


look it up


It's when you squeeze your salivatary glands and manage to basically shoot siliva out


Idk we can swear thats all I know


squirt squirt


Hi flood


Floof


Heylo


i dont speak Spanish


faaack


Hawkins what?


It's very hard to master


hard


very hard


Welcome mat


Hi mat


I toughts myself to touch my nose with my tongue to move my pectoral muscles to move my ears but I can not master gleeking


Floof want a cookie?


Yes


Gimme


Which I am not happy with since I do it a lot more often that I want


Yui cookie TheOfficialQueenFloof


Also thank you person for the cookie


Whoever it was


I do not know what they do but I am grateful


dm me if wan talk i go reddit and do low power mode sleepy


Thank you microwave.exe


Hii


hello


You are welcome


Hi may


Mat


Welcome


This chat is speedy


Oh this is mild


Enjoy your stay with us


Thanks


No prob


henlo peepss


man I ate like 2 seconds after my usual dinner time and my stomack is not hsappy


hi


Hello there


Acheron bruv i eat like to the most random times


Oh I can't do that anymore


At least for dinners


I get bad acid reflux


Um did that message send?


reflux is the worst


For me it is red


I have it everytime, takes me 1 hour to eat breakfast


if its red, then it didn't send


You can delete it or try to resend it


Like usually I have my apple and carrot at 7pm. I at at like 7:20


I am a fast eater


Boot camp ruined me and I can't stop that habbit


I sometimes take 30 mins


Im a quick eater too Acheron


Hey when you go to boot camp you get yelled at for eating slow


I dont even know who boot camp is


And not finishing your food is punishable


demon


Is that a military camp?


Marv


microwave.exe you serious or should I explain?


u should explain


Yes it is the camp that prepares civilians to be soldiers


Its army


like srs


Here you can volunteer and spend an year and be in the reserve


Or actually become a soldier


Why do people becomes reserves? Is there a financial compensation?


But then you learn about it. Since you go up ranks


No it is a training. in case of emergency if need be you can be called in to fight


In Germany where I life you can just go to the military and let them pay for u going to some kind of college or what ever it is


So you're sitting in an army camp base using a discord app talking to random people? noice


Here id does not pay anything other than expences while you were at camp


Uff


Orville No you work or study something else


You are not part of usual military


It's for emergencies


Well that's not very SERVING YOUR PEOPLE of you


Before every man had to go but they stopped mandatory military training. But I wanted to go


It taught me discipline and responcibility. Also what to do so no one fucks with you


Depends


Blackington How is it not? If I am needed I will go? For me it is better than not knowing what to do at all


Warrin How is it not? If I am needed I will go? For me it is better than not knowing what to do at all


Acheron It was a joke away Sargeant relax


helping my hubby build a PC, dont remember shit from when i built mine years ago


It is if suddently we go to war or if we need military interfierance


I am not a sargeant


Sergeant


I can't get past rank seniour officer


Acheron what country you in?


!buy


Bulgaria


!buy Poet


Damn


!but pet


Want poet role


there's not gonna be anymore roles cuz that's what Glass says


k back to youtube


Ima say the n word


Bro


Dont say noodles


Noodles


love the seven deadly sins there


Honestly


Yui cookie Aquasss


Quick question


Yall watch hentai


uhh


no


Yes why


demons


so honest


And bust as soon as you see a child on the screen


Why everyone say no


No


please dont joke about cp


thank you


Well its legal since its not real


What


That makes 0 sense.


and honestly retarded.


Its legal since no real children are


Demons please stfu


I am with Witch


Sorry I ment to say witch


CW breaking out


im with witch too


Oh ok than


stfu forever fuckface


Don't joke about cp. It's sick and one of the things that are too sicj to joke about


This is chaotic evil


I love it


Witch dude


Hey whoa whoa


Please take this to dms or another chat, not on main


If I would rip your eyeballs out would you still call me fuckface?


This is spinning out of control


Ah yes, a negotiator


WHOA guys please calm


Bad time to land


Ah a distraction


Haylo hooman


Hello new person


nah its ok


hello hein


Just gotta ignore the trash that thinks its ok to have any form of it


Gutentag Hein


oo german sexy


The conversation is over about what happened before the new person joined


Bro


!topic


Witch lmao I am from Germany


like


I am taller


physically or?


Thank you TheOfficialQueenFloof


acheron


i never grew tall


I cant believe you're really out here saying gamer with the hard r


microwave.exe


hhHAHAHAHA


Also I weigh more. And can talk properlu


wow acheron, are you a prophet?


donkyhot What you got against hard Rs huh


Music and games and movie apps


YOu punk


Call me gama


Stan Jaida Essence Hall


pretty much all games


For apps


The way I say gama is like radiation for gamer


I'm a gamer and I feel comfortable in my skin


My fortnite skin


nice donky


not nice


Youtube, Duckduckgo and a VPN is good enough for me


How do you game when you are a cat?


fortnite is bad mmkay


donkyhot I am a gamer and I feel comfortable in your skin


Cats can game


meow


Demon don't mess with him. tiy are a frog he is a cat


MEIW MEOW MOTHER DUCKER


Ok


Cant wait for the 2077 genital mods


Thats just me falling irl but ok


Epic gaming session


That must hurt


magman dong


expand dong


!topic


Yes


You don't say that to a slav. This is how you get get poisoned


Alright thats enough arguing


Be nice


Ill do a face reveal


be smart


dont have friends


I was the smartest kid in class


oh no what happen


I graduated


o


grats


The topic


Oof


Everyone play nice


!wyr


Lmao


We are


b


easy


Ill do c


Both


I don't listen to 1 thing though.


cant have both


you nerd


I'd say A bc there's so many different things to listen to


Can too


noe


And my favourite artist changes


i hate answering would you rather questions cuz they could come true


I can have a favourite never listen to him and then just listen to the others I like


Neither


Skydiving seems more fun


I'd say A but what if a Cardi B sing comes in?!


ew


!wyr


welcome lamy


Welcome lamy


Idk what a leper is so


Lamy


microwave.exe person with sores all over


Same. Is it leprosy


Welcome


Acheron yes


Like Hansen's disease


I already talk softly


A, I already do


It does not fir with my immage at all but I am a quiet one


I yell too much


i can just hear that


I wanna squeal


TheOfficialQueenFloof me too


oh my


Or whisper


I rarely speak but that is another thing entirely


Who is the owner here anyway?


Mete


And those happen every time you say mete


Who is mete?


A turkish dude


Ahhh Otay


mete


I text this Mete


Lmao


TheOfficialQueenFloof Did you need something?


hello


Hello there im kinda new here


Just wondered if anyone saw my mod application


Hey


Lamy hai


It's cold outside but idc I'm about to go lay in my schools football field


Glasswalk3r Btws nice to meet you


Cover your back your kindeys will get cold


willow 1 wtf and 2 I love the cold


Yeah, I didn't ping but I was just saying it was happening. Glasswalk3r.


I need a nap


I didn't know if that was why someone pinged


please stop pinging the mods


But I too hungry


hi glass


okay


Don't want to be home rn parents are fighting


Sorry


Sorry about my attitude earlier in chat, got a little heated


Whoops


i'm sorry willow


I should go to sleep soon but I don't wanna go to bed yet


willow i know what that's like:


Dm me if you need anything


I never wanna go to bed


Stay strong


They're in the middle of a divorce and are fighting about who gets custody of me


If you need someone to talk to we are here


You can make your own stand here. You should choose who you want to live with.


It's hard but it will pass


Bc apparently my opinion on who gets custody doesn't matter


willow wtf


microwave.exe bc its your meanness


Well usually court will ask you


TheOfficialQueenFloof?


It should matter. willow


Tell the judge who you want to live with, and sometimes a sensible judge will support your decision


Unless one of your parents is a liability


Acheron they did I just started crying when they askes


Usually they do if it's a tie


microwave.exe kidding


Welcome doron


Well you can choose but you don't have to


TheOfficialQueenFloof I dont get it


I've chosen ik who I want to live with


Well tell the judge, But you should know sometimes it is not that simple


So they might not choose the one you chose


willow who did you choose?


Hello


Is this audio or just chat?


oh you should say that to the judge and give your reasons


Hey!


Hello doron


you can go to one of the voice chats below the other channels


Hi and this is text but there are chat chanells


Not anyone is talking rn tho


Well my mom kinda supports me


Yeah Im really new to discord so Im having a hard time


She doesn't care if I get feminine clothes but I have to buy them myself


Doron01 if you have questions do not be afraid to ask


Yeah you can go to any of the voice channels Doron01


There is no one in the voice channels right now


Start a vc up if you don't see anyone in there:


Guess Ill stay here


I was raised a similar way. If I wanted a cool shirt or jacket I had to buy it myself. It think it was a good thing since it teaches you to manage your funds


willow willow if you need mental help I can help you 2 friends of mine also got divorced parents so I know how to help you and handle stuff I guess


Im in casual talk of anyone want to join


I can but I will have to use the bot


I found a really cute skirt today but have no money


Since it's late for me


willow to bad


Shoplifting?


But why


Its illegal


It's illegal


Only if I get caught


I wouldn't risk it


Its illegal the whole time


Fine I'll wait till I have money


Hello zoz


Ok good


Don't listen to that


Henlo zoz


they dont have anything insightful


Thats a wiser option


Sorry, it


Hi there misanmia


You might be better off asking the kindness of others for things


Hey guys, I'm new here


Hello slim


Someone help me


whatss wrong


Hiya pal I am new here too


Welcome new ppl


This is my domain


I'm a discord veteran so feel free to ask me anything


hello onion


I am the blue


Onion is back


WHY


I never LEFT BIsH


How does this work Witch i have no idea


Hi blue


don't be mean to onion


Do you have any prior experience with social platforms? skype? aol?


Fug u I wanted to be stabbed anyway


Nice


Also I am spicy by nature so


Yup, I used to have a Skype acc before tho


ooo spicy


SPICE


I am apologizing for my ignorance but, what is aol?


Oh okay, Discord is VERY similar to Skype


I actually hate spice


Or spicy things


!pick 6483


FuG U wItCh


Those were mine


aol is america online very old messaging app from the 90s


Spice is good, trading it actually can bring you lots of gold. If we were in 16th century


o


sorry


i can't pay you back


expect we arent in the good ol die at forty days


Thank you Nitsua


no problem


I miss these days:'


what


Same onion


Like past 60 is jus downhill


I wanna die before my body just starts breaking mbe


Maurizio I could help u with that


Much doubt


after 21 is just downhill


Wooo Im getting close


Oh no:


I am already 20


The end is near


literally, your body stops growing then


only decline


After 20 things start getting better actually


Dont females stap maturing earlier tho


Thanks to coronavirus we are not so far from these days:'


Yesa I am 23 and I have started falling asleep in front of the TV


I am turning into a dad


Welcome ironicukulele


I sneeze loudly


Ew


Dad sneeze


EW


ONION


I do not understand how people can sneeze softly


I typically jus squeak


Isnt there too much power behind it?


Greeting InfinityRing


thank you!


Mat I can sneeze without any sound


Thus is my second time here but ty


I am the first timer


Sorry


I am basically a squeaky toy


Also yes


Yes


When I try to sneeze silently it felt like i am having a stroke


Exactly


Same but like thats all sneezes


If Im home alone I often convert sneezes to screeching


What


Sounds productive


I cant english


I am unable to can English


Do not worry I can't english either


Bro


half of the time I misspell words so bad


Ur name sounds like a sneeze


Hi investor


Hello


It's the river of woe in Greek mythology


Sometimes I can't memorize grammar


Welcome investor


It is one of the main rivers of the underworld


Thanks, hows everyone doing


Yui cookie investor I invest cookie in investor


I am the lord of the cookies


What do cookies do?


Idk


Yes


I can't have sugar after 5pm


TOO bad


Heyo Doty wassup


Ello


Lemon


Yup


I do have one of those


Memes an dreams gg


I'm going to bed. Talk to some of you tommorow


Good night


Greetings Brit


Hi Brit


Wassup Brit


He'll yeah


Ill go now Im tired


Stay wired


Lifes too short


hey there how's it going


Fine, what about you


just studying these days, nothing exciting really


Same


TOO bad


Woah my msg popped up twice


Wait no studying is cool B


Oh, i misundetstood


Welcome Naman


Hey ameliorated welcome


Greetings everyone


What's up Lamy?


Pardon my autocorrect


hey


:D that was an interesting autocorrext


I am good, what about you


Hey lucid


So, have you made friends from this server or the reddit?


The Reddit is actually beta, the server is where it's at.


Too many creeps and people trying R4R type stuff on Reddit


I am not a good reddit user, actually I can't use ant social media app


But no I am a new guy here


Well, then Discord is a good one to start with


I've talked to a few people from the reddit. The conversations kinda die out after a few days


The superior messaging app


Yes, that is what i was thinking when i join


I've been on this server since the last few days of 2019


Nice place to be, people are decent most of the times


When did it all created? I mean sub and reddit


hii


I've never talked much in main discord server chats. I was thinking, what do people talk about?


Hi there


Nice to meet you


hi im crusader


CrusaderAK47 I like your username and profile pic


Welcome to the crusade Crusader


tnx bro


Jerusalem awaits you


oh no


i mean yes


maybe he wants spain


JERUSALEM FOR THE TAKING!


Anyone interesting here?


CrusaderAK47 reminds me of the Youtube channel The Bread Boys


Burkle we talk about many things, there are specific text channels for individual interests like sports, gaming, etc.


Also sometimes we jump on VC.


that's nice


Lucid I am not a talkative type on web too


But somehow chat is flowing


But mostly we chat in mainchat or slowchat and them take conversations to DM if need be


I don't think interesting people generally think they're interesting


Lamy yeah that's the Discord effect.


the only reason im chatting now is because I've had a few drinks


what do you guys think about furrys


They do the existing I guess


people sometimes do drunk VC on Friday nights,


!pick 8827


CrusaderAK47 scary. Scary af


These are dangerous lands to talk about


Welcome to the server pal


they must all RATATATATATATATATAT


I don't get the appeal of it


but I guess they aren't hurting anyone


They did


most of discord's moderators are furries


Oh


That's true actually


But that was a very spesific case


The trust and safety team are furries


furrys are so gae


Thats why mod are furries


Bruh breathing is gae


Fellas is it gay to breathe


Goodnight


it's too small of a pool for actually drawing conclusions from the only person I know irl who is actually a furry gets kinda creepy when she talks about it. It may be either that the social rules might be slightly different in furry communities or maybe this friend is just a weirdo.


Hey KhaaliCooker, I like your pfp interesting, where is it from?


Bruh


MaFayce some Random Bollywood movie XD


I mean like Ok if I went into the same universe as my character and I started petting her tail that would be allowed right no matter what she thinks because she's my character and I can do what I want and I kept trying to explain to her that that's... sketchy


Wat


Think about it, you have two lungs that are mostly similar. You need both of them to breathe. So this makes it gay


wae are you gaye


I hope she meant that as a social debate thing and it just came out wrong or something, I know communication can be confuse for her sometimes


but idk


I had a furry in my DnD campaign


Weird lad but had a good heart


Witch whu saes we're gae?


me


oohh DD!


love DD


Same


Big passion for me


How do we get other titles?


I am forever a wannabe DD person


I got a campaign going on tbh


Same campaign for 2 years


Lvl 12 party


homebrew?


oh nice!


You DM?


I am building a world for my next campqign


yes


Yup


mine's a desert planet


Ooh that's cool


with two suns


can i have crusader role?


i wish i understood DD, i just stick to MMO video games


I am actually a noob DM


Ooh


I wanted to start a campaign with a group, but I am scared I'll flake because social anxiety or forget a session and they'll be mad at me


I don't have the balls to do something like a desert planet


So I guess I'll forever be a wannabe


just do Dark Sun


Fnjosk same


its a huuuge PDF


Love writing snowy settings though


Grimdark fantasy snowy settings is my thing


ohhh i wanna bounce a few ideas for an arctic zone


What's Dark Sun?


i want crusader


role


bot buddy are you okay there


I am building a world that is similar to 19th century europe


CrusaderAK47 pay for patreon and ask for it


Oh great


Will definitely check this out


Thats a nice garlic


i love garlic


pay


Sure


really


Yes


I'm all for reading your doc lmao


yes


Ajo


yaaay


Always interested in reading stuff from people


garlic onion


Sure I want to see that


hellou


It's been a looong term project


Another one


oh no


he is my good friend


oh no another crusader


but a female one this time


The holy army of the God is grouping once again!


she is my gf


now I've read crusader so often that it no longer feels like a real word


Aww a crusader couple


dude having a crusader gf is gae


CrusaderAK47 stop calling me my gf


im lesbian


Crusader, more like DarthVaderWannabe1000


Actually garlic and onion has their own identical different tastes. Their usage is different


skr skr


At least for my taste


what


CrusaderAK47 SON HAVE YOU BEEN SIMPING?


identical different? That is confuse


Hi Fnjosk


Hiii SE


Hru?


he has always been simping


I'm uhh feeling things that belong in serioustalk so I'll just say I'm fine


Baba booey


KhaaliCooker wow really


How are you?


I am not a native speaker sometimes I can form sentences that doesnt make sense, sorry ablut that


U can dm if u need ta vent


crusader kings fans be like


Oh no worries


Two crusaders


An im ok bruv


Damn


All I was trying to say they have different roles


Did you maybe mean to say distinct instead of identical?


I just want to know what you mean


English isn't my first language either so I know the struggle


Yes thank you for correcting


ok thanks


is this how you talk to your dad you CrusaderAK47 canteventaketheholycitypieceofshit?


oh nice a lot of bilingual people


nice


KhaaliCooker stop cry damn


i was joking


tho


its a crusader couple


true love


it's a sarcasam tho


Hmmm


we are not couple


thanks for clearing up tho


im lesbian


Oblivion NPC be like:


Love in the Time of Sandwiches?


I'd like to go one day where I only speak in Sims book titles


hhaha


The Sims ok im in love now


Marry me


SIM WEDDING WHEN GG


Hi Tatianna


Or should I say


fk u elliot


Hello there


I'm sorry D: I'm too married already


Ignoring me, breakin muh heesrt bruuv


I know it's jokery but idk if I'm allowed to joke about marrying now


Say it


Oblivion has the most advanced NPC than any other game in the world


SAY IT


hes not gaye enough for you


Thats cute Fnjosk you been married long? How are you an your hubby doing rn


Take a breather and calm down bruv, no one wants that heat you bring. That's why the ignore


Good


Oblivion is the best RPG


Yes...


New Vegas is the best RPG


ac oddyssey is beter


Yes


I am calm though? And i mean you aint wrong Nitsua


TheHolyCrosaderu dare?


U dare?!


it is beter


The most Gamer game I've played is GTA V.


Pretends to understand stuff.


mario


Fxking Mario got nothing on our Doomguy!


whoops sorry got distracted


the sims 3 is the game i have the most hours in


Natie 5 years And we're pretty okay


kingdom come deliverance is a good rpg too


Thats a good thing to hear


Ight I'mma go cry


ok but how about the Nokia Snake game


wow im sorry


I heard Kingdom Come is too slow or something?


I still want to try it at some point


it is slow and you can literally die within like 5 minutes


from the story


But I guess Mount and Blade Bannerlord is my thing rn


DUUUDE


mount and blade is my JAM


Now you are talking my language


I LOVE MB


Wait, so you can die in the tutorial/story part of it? That's... interesting.


yea


you can


but why


you can die from the fire if you get arrested when your town gets raided or something


in the cells


Isn't the entire point of having a tutorial to test out the controls and features without dying from not knowing anything yet


guess not


That's great dude


I mean that can happen in Dark Souls' tutorial too I guess


Alright pals, it is time to get some rest for me


Ok sweet dreams


As long as it's not a drag then I can live with it


Take care of yourselves


thats the death LMFAO


Game Ending


That's an ending?


What


yup


pls brazzers


in the start of the game


Now that I mentioned the sims I suddenly wanna play it. Bbl


has anyone played s.t.a.l.k.e.r.?


yess


I tried when I was younger but got too spooked


I guess it's easy for me to get scared


I haven't heard of it


boink


Bonk


no


bork


yes


maybe


possibly


B


Taki B ussi


Bruh moment


morning people


hey jac


jack. I'm actually an evening person Jack


how r u?


hello hello


Fookin cont


Sup dude


new peoplez hello there


Hellooo sexy people


Hillinck im sorry but I just looked at your username and profile picture and it's amazing if you ask me


people and their creativity man


Heyy


Ello


Meowdy


Heyyy


Hey lunarbelle how r u?


Do I look British


Nah, you look like scandanivian


I cant spell either


I actually am part Scandinavian didnt find out till recently though


RIIP me bro


you look like you're a human from earth


I have brown eyes though


saaame


Brown eyes are the best tbh


Where the grey eye gang


Grey sounds so cool


Not here


Hazel is cool because they can change colour depending on the lighting


I'm blue


Da ba dee da ba dai


Brown eye gang


Name checks out


Its been a looonnnggg day


I wish I had blue but I put a filter on my eyes to make them blue and its awful on me


Its been a slooow day


I am a brit , ty


Welcome Simon


Yeah, all you britons are hot


I don't know wat day it is...


Simone


My daughter has blue eyes


Shes ten months now


You havent watched the Jeremy Kyle show then


They certainly are not


tyyy


Also hi adam


Lmfao


i like how British people have a distinct look


No Witch I'm not even joking like geezus


I cant see anyone pic properly so cant tell what you all look like to judge


Icons too small


They do the dandy look well took


that's what the bot is for


yui avatar Nico


wheey it me


yui avatar Grimona


yui avatar lunarbelle


Someone did some bot to me and put brazzers on mine


yeah thats


Lmao


That was pretty funny tbh


pls brazzers lunarbelle


also


pls magik lunarbelle


yui avatar Reiche


Oh I love that


And I'm Toad.


Feast ur eyes!


Damn


How do I bot other peoples pics


you just do the bot command and tag their name


type yui avatar @ then select a person


from the menu


pls trigger lunarbelle


GG


damn


Wow


pls mock wow


Ok thanks


Is this a real thing?


I don't know, is it?


no this is not real


Is anything


U forgot to take ur pills


Bro, I am seeking pills and thrills


U could get one by buying a Fallout 76 dlc


Ey


Cheeky plug there


hello there


Hey Venashi


Ello


When is the next elder scrolls coming toad


Hello


Jen is blue


No more elder Scrolls for u


Nice


I'm gonna climb that ranking some day


So many different points


Patiently waits for Nav to clap back


pls snipe


Oof


Y


One of you remove your T


I was first


Yus


There


FATALITY


Fraase 29th iteration of the first human being


Hmm


And I'm Toad


Interesting...


wat


What


Where?


How?


Why?


the butler, with the butt plug, in the kitchen


Huh?


blame jellybean


Bruh


Dont blame me


i mean a maid is better


kinky


if you really wanna go there


yea its tame


fukin incel


what jellybean, you've never played Clue?


men dont cry


Dash I've heard that shite too many times in my place


Good for you, I've never dated, not even once


F


How so?


navkthx I have


Geezus


why are ppl crazy


Omg that couldve been you


The best high, is a sex high


Just saying


Don't do drugs


I mean,it depends on the woman.


If I get arrested within the next 20 minutes who can help with bail money


Some can make ya nervous


I cant I'm broke


willow join sugardaddy


why you guys live in sin


Get monies that way


I mean ya


OK.


But thats any female tbh


How much trouble can I get in for breaking and entering


Hol up what


Alot of trouble


Not worth it


Adam that depends on the country


10 years I can make that work


Cant you just say you were trespassing


That is true


of


oof


Whats up willow?


lunarbelle no I legit have to break a lock


It's a football field


Isnt a football field a public place? Isnt that just trespassing and damage to public property breaking the lock


Well it depends if it an enclosed field or part of a property


Mmhm true


Idk how the law works over there but here it would probably be a suspended sentence at most you would have to pay damages/court costs


Wow 10 minutes outside and my nose already itches.


Guess who's gonna snort some hand sanitizer later on?


A lotta ppl do stupid things


I got a job in retail


It didn't rq a police check


Oh


Ah


Well once you get a pardon, you get a cleaned recrd yes?


Sounds positive


Apparently I know people who were a victim in their domestic and yet got Assault with Injury charges


Yay US Cops!


I thought they wiped it away


I knew a guy who had everything stolen from him.


From an abusive ex


Barthol his heart too


An he can't even get a birth certificate reissues


He didn't even do anything


His GF at the time stole hisshit


I now, have successfully walked for 1.3 miles


Health Stonks go up


An then filed false claims on him


Yes my dude get them stonks


oof my sympathies bro


Jeeez


Thats awful


Poor cat


uh


wtf


Moira


Umm


I watched a video where some teenage girls killed a kitten by stomping on it


Fucked me up


Let's not talk about this


Maybe


Yes pls


Ye I wouldnt recommend seeking that sort of thing out


can


we not


talk about this


thank you


as an avid pet lover this makes me cry


Hi mete


OK.


Big Brother is watching you.


I just learned Mete is pronounced as Modu


oniichan


Mooodu


Reee


Blame Google not me


reading main liek


Gotta get that exercise


jack


spank me


yui spank Witch


Oh god I gotta look it up now


do it


yaaas


Actually I expected my hips to hurt today after this long walk.


Who would've thought exercise is actually good for your health.


Howdy do


hi mini!


It's Miniii


I just wanna clarify


Phycos kill cats


Hi Mini Alchemist


Nutty!


Branden howdy do


Socio loves innocent animals


Aight fam


ok so the mods changed slow chat to sidechat and now no one goes there and it's depressing and sad im just sayin


Bruh body weight squats are no joke


My tailbone hurts when I sit for too long thats the only thing that hurts for me


delete side chat


Witch!


Mete


Delete it


Slow chat will never be the same


i would like an explanation


Hasn't been the same in weeks


slowchat or no chat


it used to be the best


sociopaths do not love animals dude


Rourke trump mic lean in, wrong


now no one posts there


Sad times


hi mete


Mete why did the name changed from sidechat to slowchat


miss u


Delete side chat, or rename it back to slowchat


i mean from slowchat to sidechat


it still has the slow function


but its just called side now


it has the 5 second timer on it


Rekt


It has the timerr


Whole slow gang does NOT approve


yeah you killed it


oof


Im still here :


True fact


Ouch


it used to be poppin in there


Most of us are gone yeah..


Mete on firetoday


Lurking. Because slow chat was my home in the beginning


far more comfortable than main


They drank bleach more or less


Mete did 9/11


Then we were told to leave


Nobody's blaming


Anyone


mete i blame you for my love


we're not blaming you but you could change the name back in 1 second


why do you care about teh name so much


sociopaths do not love animals dude


Goober sopranos


glomps nuttybuckethead


Karylin Old man vibes


OWO


Mini I'll give you a hug


If its just a name why can't it just be slow chat like people want?


ya'l just like to complain dontchu


Yay hugs!


I see a S19 skateboard, wonder if I should buy it


ThirstyChat


omg


you are drunk on power mete


Ghost chat is best chat, dank' meme


Witch genuinely triggered my thirst there. Now I need to go get a drink.


He had a gf?


... Duh?


Mary Magdalene?


No one talks about her


Heyy


Ahhh yea


oh tea


Ello


Fine but sociopaths dont do things with out a reson phycos in the other hand they crazy


Wasn't she his secret wife?


I remember reading bout her


How do I even tag that chat now


There's no way


It has no name


yea


p much


In the Da Vinci code


According to a YouTube vid


She's in the picture


I can't even link to it lmao


with the whole table


YouTube time, cya all later


Yus


turtle chat?


ghostchat


GG


Aw otay nuttybuckethead


otay


That was in the da Vinci code


Not true a sociopath can run a company


call the other chat the Graveyard, cuz ya'll dead


well i tried to get it back to slowchat and got the name completely deleted this isnt over i will take this to the white house


A phycophat can be a solder


Hmmm


Adam the armchair psychologist


Nah. They have anxiety


An get super nervous


Soldiers


Is it possible to aquir being a sociopath


CITATION NEEDED


im a jackopath


They sound so cool


Smh stop showing off


me reading all of this


Cool


There is no meme


Coool


love that video


ROFL


bro he took an entry level psychology test


he's allowed to make blanket statements


don't u nkow


computer engineers make incredible lovers btw


Dinosaurs in purple suits make great television for children


Actually


I liked watching Barney


When I was 15


i love barney


Witch listen with volume


Didnt Vito get waked in a hotel in new jersey


Shits vibing


such a common fact that you left to find proof and couldn't find any


ROF


L


that's the point


you won't find one


because what you're saying is pseudoscience


pls no


Jeez


brother real life is not like the movies


Pls dont make fun of him


What are you guys trying to prove here really


His a scociopath


very relevant to the conversation


Seee


Phyco


You don't understand jack shit about psychology. The term sociopath is not even used anymore. It's called ASPD. People who lack certain traits, the spectrum of it is really broad


i'm not seeing your point ROFL


you don't need to be a sociopath to be calm while attacking someone


that's another blanket statement


RIP main chat


main chat is now sociochat


Can we get another channel rename over here


the fact that you're telling me to take an intro psychology class while also treating mental illnesses as black and white is interesting


Psychopaths are just rarted when it comes to emotional intelligence


oh did your intro psychology class tell you that


I have a psychotic disorder, I spent years researching it. I am under the care of one of asia's leading psychologist. So I have a way better understanding of psychology and psychiatry than you do. Also stop telling people they haven't encountered a sociopath. I've been locked up twice in my life in the same building with a lot of those


pls mock sociopath


from the 7 messages you've seen from me


ROFL


When I was younger I was walking in the street


And I reached my destination


Cool


cool story


Continue to brag or whatever


I am done


Im hard


If its tromatic y can u say it with ease


i took an INTRO to PSYCHOLOGY


Exactly why this aint the place


HI Dade how you been


So then u dont have ptsd no more


You gave me no choice


How bout you jack


Am I picking on u Cz every one else is doing it


Me too, back at work. Life feels normal


Im sorry


Fuck u jack


Im working from home and I love it


No one likes u


I see a Thurston!


My house is starting to feel like a home


where do you live jack?


Bittner what are you gonna do? send your prison sociopath shankmates to my way


adam you are the most stereotypical wannabe hard white kid


Its not a competition


Relax


Tabbatha Do you need attention?


ROFL


I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I


Jack


ROFLLL


Okay then let it go


there it is


Broke into my schools football field


the i'm so high rn


Ur a steroid junky


RIP main


Go work out


Man


This is what happens when mete fires the mods lmao


Who else understands this?


GO EAT FISH


Your dad because he has tiny balls Adam


Um nooo


adam ROFL


you've gotta be a troll dude


i live in baltimore


Adam bro come fight me irl bro


dont tell him


he'll come shank you


please i invite you


i wasnt sniped


phew


visit me


And coconuts feel great


cause of his horrible PTSD sociopathy


And quit trolling discords


I HAVE AN URGE TO GO TO PRISON


ROFLLL


Maybe instead of medicating with weed or pills or w/e, go to fuckin therapy


Dade he legit called taking pills pseudoscience. You see the problem here?


Adam dude


Youre such a soft boy


adam you are


Therapy doesn't always work tho?


so hilarious


why do weed when you have seizures when you got therapy?


pls no


Witch TY, yes theraphy doesn't actually fix things


YOU'RE LITERALLY THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA


IRL


No amount of therapy can help this guy.


Ahhye


This is like being in a psych ward again or talking to a crackhead at a gas station


I don't have a therapist I have an obligated best friend who MUST LISTEN TO ME ALWAYS.


Ye mofo


Everybody spam memes mods are asleep


yui fight


we dont got mods no more


!fight


Brah y u talking to crak heads in a gas station


pls fight


adam you are so soft trying to be so hard


Witch Are we best friends?


Thorwald y u defensive


Adam is tempur pedic soft


Jack is my best friend


and my hoe


This man Adam is leopard print soft ngl


I hate jack he sexually confuses me


Howabout no?


adam way too in his feelings


pls fight Dade


Defend


Punch


adam got sent to detention and called it prison


Guys stop picking on Adam


can u link teh news articles


I feel partly responsible


yall why are you fighting


He actually did that before


really


lay em on me


I just saw the icon by main chat and thought it was as in the This Is Fine dog or like main chat was on fire


Clapt


Crazy hit got me


Sad times


Be funny if they suddenly start kissing


I'd love to watch


i got a fetish for that


MaFayce you'remissing gold


this guy thinks we know nothing about fighting MaFayce


OH DUDE


I GOT WARNED


Oh it warned me


fug


Rude


g a f


gaf


Fajet


afg


oh


chicken fagita


LMFAO JACK


Faget


Faguette


oh cmon now lets not be homophobic


Fagliogetti


S E L F L O A T H I N G


Faglioni


Jack and Adam sitting on a tree


K


I


S


Fagina


Kiss jack


I love the gays


Adam y arnt u mod yet


Bro what happened?


I'm still ousside


when did he get a medal in the olympics


jack.


ROFL


We hopped on the tardwagon


And wound up in the tardbarn


You missed out on some comedy gold MaFayce


Later will check later


Mete I had a nice doner kebab on Saturday


Edgy


i would never lie about my athletic career i lost to an olympic medalist


ah yes


mike tyson was all there for sure


Why was I banned?


mete with the logs


in the article it says you fought gary harvey and lost


he is not an olympic medalist


Bro I fought lee Harvey Oswald


So far this guy is a fighter pilot, an olympic boxer


what else?


Hes Jesus


Erdogan 2.0


It's almost like you're lying


he did not win any olympic medals


ctrlf gary harvey


nothing found


What kind of psychopath uses the light theme on discord


das me


real question


mete i was calling myself a fa g when i said that


well, then again, i was saying he's now a bigger one


i use light mode and that by default is more hard than anything adam has ever done in his life


Mete


hello


Do you have a picture with john charlton, you beating him up in training?


I punked mike tyson


!work


!weekly


!monthly


mike thyson


I have a lot in common with mike tyson tho


please vote


!whois Deb


let the people decide


they both have a k in their first names


STFU i've beaten mike tyson 9 times


you dont know


you weren't there


oh was it only 9


!rob Delisle


you ahve no money


seemed like more


the people have steered me wrong


broke boi


!rob Pikachu


Uwu


You're a fighter pilot too


you forgot


keep your lies straight


no biggie.


Bernat That's what she said


Its everywhere


Its in my Nose now


Bro I work from home


people get so worked up over nothin guy that has been in his feelings heavy for half an hour over discord


This is comedy gold


!define sociopath


Tyler literally had a meltdown because we called him out on his lack of knowledge about mental health


you couldn't hit me irl either


i feel fine


i wanna hit you


ROFL


Imagine getting so worked up over discord


ROFLLL


Ded


more than you


that's for sure


ol i can afford my insurance and can drive!


i'm broke!


Jack send pic


Pls brazzers jack.


How u beating this tank


Nah dude


Send pic


Hi erey


adam you fought at 63kg


i make music for a living. its pretty hard stuff to do


Berget Just listened to a cardi b sing for the first time. Didn't seem that hard to make that shit


calm down buddy


Pls brazzers Sula


Almost died tho


Ur pretty smoll


What you doin in a corn field btw?!


if you aren't big how are you gonna say you're bigger than jack


jack is huge


meanwhile in adam's house


Seems like ur defending a lie


wouldn't be the first time


All my weight goes to my ass and thighs


Dade mines goes to my arms, chest and upper quads


o jeez whats goin on here


Just the tip of the butt


Its reverse horny hours


Its tempur pedic soft boy hours


!mute microwave.exe 2h talking about CP and threatening members of the server


Same about u tho jack


Me too jack


Yui kiss gtingz


Im the pilot of tardwagon enterprises


no comrade.


My girl. Friend is a mod


bailey


Just dont tell him where you live tho, he's a fighter pilot. My gun down your house from a f16


I have to much pover


Wassup shorty


!ban jack.


ROFL


Elwin Im asian


Im great


Wait is this Jack Jack


HHAHAHAHAA


YEs


go away nutty


Bra we not all smoll pp


Just me


yui hug Dade


Uwu


All this time I was confused LMAO


hey g!


Can i be mod


OK.


nuttybuckethead cant even show tits anymore


mods r gay


Thanks


hi beep sexy lady


gtingz hi darling


goml Dade


How are u


Misty mete asked


Did u see that anon about u lmaooo


me?


jack. Im good bro


No beep


4 now


Oh god


U got yourself a simp


Dade are you going to the gym yet?


Nah man, Ill go when my body is ready


I miss the gym


I know who did it G


I still look pretty damn good without lifting


!pick 5424


It was mete


Exposure


I read it in that cadence


phiii guess what


que?


My dads buying me a skateboard


nice


send skateboard


I just use a dip belt for weighted pullups


Ooo nice what kind of skateboard


I willl I gotta pick it out


Mete jack.


ah gotcha


giggles cutie


I used to be able to do pullups with 90lbs strapped onto my belt


G I love you


Strict af


I love u more


I know she's cute


She is


i personally like my 8.25 deck cause there's more surface to stand on


Okayy


Imma look tonight


Tag me again and Ill erase you from my life


GiveawayBot erase me daddy


oops


Misty


Lmao


Dumbass


lmao


yui avatar Misty


Look at that cutie


Jack rude? Never!


Thank you g


Misty and gtingz are both adorable


shh


Misty you remind me of this cute girl I know


dont give it away


It turns him on


You didnt hear it from us


Exactly


xD see ya g


the best things in life are often hard


oh


i meant this


No thats people


jack meat


Man mete has a pfp


Its pretty good bro


u better b


get outta here


Nah bro domt leave


The confusion whos jack whos mete we will never know


leave and never come back


unless you have pie


fuck yes


i dont need it, just wear it as a necklace


Hey bro can i get a slice?


try doing nothing


the best things in life hurt


cFire doing nothing is the best


Egh


My Lyft driver is playing PsychoPost Malone


LMAO


MaFayce relax bro


if you want to talk things out, dm me


None of us are normal tbh


idk how to deal with that if it's from a head injury


besides practice


An when ppl misunderstand others


maybe it's how you think of them


but idk


don't sound totally gone


So am I bro


pls snipe


damn


doesn't sound like losing. Sounds like trauma


sounds like PTSD to me


meh, no need to kick yourself while you're down


I don't think you're a loser


Nor do I


Go get medical help bro?


If u can


I mean you gotta try changing your mindset a bit


No your spiralling into a cycle


sounds to me like you'd be a good candidate for MDMA or Psilocybin therapy


Yo imma send you a link check dms


Psilocybin has been shown to help people with PTSD, quit smoking and come to terms with terminal illnesses like cancer


!pick 9964


about that situation, for sure


now the present and future are to be dealt with


any ideas how you might improve yourself?


there are also the issues with your interactions with people, has that improved at all?


it's instinct though, right?


knee jerk reactions?


I used to have anger issues as a kid, but I never had to directly deal with anger itself


so I don't have a lot of advice on that


the best you can do is try to recognize those moments and take a step back, do nothing, then think it through


easier said than done


and when you fail, which you will


try your best not to hate yourself over it


mistakes are a fact of life


i like that


you have to be able to come from those places into a neutral position


how you reach that? I'm not sure


being able to observe your mind and stay unattached to its whims is the key to not letting those things spiral


happiness included


bbl


it never is


LMFAO who's Jack and who's Mete?


Jack is mete. Im confused.


computer engineers make incredible lovers btw


Tyler I'm one andnI can confirm


say less


I can also confirm MaFayce is a great lover


kind voice subreddit/ discord? useless I imagine


Hey peeps


!work


i dont even know anymore bro


Is Mete mete? Or is Jack Jack?


No Jack is Mete and Mete is Jack.


Whats going on here?


No clue


Ill get my popcorn just in case then


Jack Got Modded


!who is Mete


!Whois Mete


LMAO


!Whois jack.


im sad coffee


!whois Ralina


When you have memory loss


Thats pretty hypocritical


Some Mormons called me and left a message


Oh boy Jack's getting banned


Wait


Is that Mete?


Yea I think


Grilled Mormons


Idk why they called me tbh


I honestly dont know


mete and iswapped pics


next up is our wives


I agree


You mean husbands right?


If somebody knows your number they can call you from all over the place right?


yaa, bring lube MaFayce


i didnt wanna give it away that you were gay


ChromePython24 yes, thats the purpose of a phone number


Like all over the world?


speaking of cucks, here's trudaeu sitting like one


Just in one state Like all over the world?


I got dragged into a drink voice chat yesterday


4:30am smh


Most of my messages are news alerts or stuff from my school, also family


No one really texts me all that much or that often


Justin Trudeau a.k.a. Fidel Castro's son


Hello


This guy Alex Jones


Im looking for people to play games with


Idk if I did or not, dont remember


i have a throwaway email


Hi Krug what games? We got people who play Animal Crossing, COD, Battlefield, MC, etc.


Call of duty


Nice


Yeah


I think you post on gaming and they'll find you


Isnt like for two factor authentication


They do have blowup girlfriend


Hazel warfare?


Yeah modern warfare


Dubs only


Officially done with my classes until the next semester


And why is that


Fruma Hey Kenny


Why hello


Kathe glad you havent died today


Almost


I like South Park


Im actually about to have a seizure


In about 30 mins Im gonna have a seizure


Uwu


Ewww


Well hello


Hello


Welcome


Hello newbies


Ducky DNBoY Torwell welcome


Thank you!


Browse through the channels and drop by here if you have any questions


Sure thing, thanks!


Hey!


How is life


Oh I can't complain, finishing up school soon! I've got an internship starting next month that I'm looking forward to. How about yourself?


Hello sorry but does anyone want to play cod modern warfare


i need help finishing my box of crayons


theres still 6 left but im not hungry anymore


You could join the U.S. marines with those skills


Im mod


Oh nwm


Why did you walk down the road comRADE69420 ?


MaFayce hru bruh


To get to my destination


I'm gucci


Newbies come in hungergame1 we're playing


gucci gang


Bagels is happy


Come in slowchat for Hunger games


BOOYAH MUHFUCKAS BAGELS IS MAKIN MOVES


Yui make Bagels sad u dont get to be happy


Bagels best of luck, go nail it


EEE vvv iii lll


I had a job interview last Wednesday i don't think i got the job


Bagels good luck


What for bro


Im not being negative


Be ve


Forestry


bros


Modx


on the real


dogs are the best


I wanna try an land a gig at a book store


Then y do I see a downvote


I have no idea


Exciting


Duck ya


Did you know Thomas Edison made the word hello for the greeting when answering the phone


nutty joooe


They still used ahoy up until the telephone


That means


We were so close to ahoy there”


General kenobi


edison ruined it


nutty joe


Come one over to slowchat for Hunger games z


Welcome


hey nutty joe


bro


Thanks bro


No problem bro


nutty bro


Hello bro


Just wondering Mete how long have I been muted from slowchat


Anyone alive?


So Adam Back is Satoshi Nakamoto


Who would've thunk


Not me


Drabeck


Not inside atleast


I feel that


Thank you for coming to my ted talk


It do be like thatToxicPlague


Yeah man


The worst is dming an getting ignored sad


Chatting be hard


!work


Oh boy have i felt that many times


I havent ever


How many feet is too many feet?


Did I miss hunger games?


1 foot is too many feet


Yes you did


Golden was gonna mute youPikachu


instead i got muted


Why


thanks


how do I resolve my 2 foot issue?


Where is the game


Did it pass?


Chop them off


Winner got mute choice


And then burn them


Bro Id mute mete


Wasn't an option


Okay I've done step one... it's getting kind of fuzzy


I guess I missed it


Oh well


Oi whale


Ive never played hunger games


I never watched those movies, I cringed


What?


Please vote


yello


And decide


Its a tie


Come on guys


Lemme break


fishy on me


Alirght I guess golden it is


!rob BeaunusPoints


Woah


Done


I have you guys to thank


Pay me some


Consider this a team victory


!pay MaFayce 23


Why is there so much violence in this world?


Pls slap Ducky


Learn your role


Yessir


I deserved that one


Ducky


Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the beauty. Dolores Abernathy


If only the other plebs were like you


welcome


What a bright outlook, I spend my time writing German poetry on compost heaps


i am gr00t


Baby Groot?


im not


its a song


oh thats good


i was hoping you werent talk about yourself like that


i see


!rob Pikachu


!weekly


!work


oh wow


you famous


Why


Why would you rob me


Golden


That's a good question


why not


I have a presentation to make on that very topic


am i rite


!rob BeaunusPoints


Pikachu


Where is god in all of this


The end


Bagels got a pizza to celebrate tonight


Um


That wasn't me


!rob Pikachu


The server voted to rob you


So I did


Because I'm a man of the people


Scroll a bit up and you shall see the poll


Hey Les;


hey there


hows it goin


Sup beautiful, nm just in bed now


you dont know im beautiful tf


I cant call all girls beautiful?


They are all beautiful in their own ways


Maybe your eyes are beautiful


it's all a part of life


i mean yeah you got me there


wiggle wiggle wiggle


Maybe your lips are...nah not your lips


lmfao


Hellooo


wild to assume


hi umi


umi!


oh


What


lmfaaoo


Whaaat


Hi umi..


invaliduser IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY


Am I forgiven?


Why you laughing at my roles Leslie


Unfortunately.


oh i see how it is toby


Are you saying I'm not godly


Thanks mete.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!33


I kinda forgot. Meant to avoid chats until it was over.


happy birthday invaliduser


Thanks you Leslye


Thank you rumour


no toby, anything but not godly c:


I see


You don't have faith


Its okay one day you shall open your eyes


And accept me into your life


i mmmeaaan


whadduh rn


Hmm?


!work


!weekly


Close!


nvm


nvm toby


thought i made a new friend


You can be a friend


I am a friend


Call me doc


no thats


i mean day1


I'm so confused


same


This is MNFH. Isn't everyone a new friend?


how do i accept strangers


to be friends


on discord or in life?


I have this same question


hope to see they are nice people and not weirdos wanting your livers


But... what if... and hear me out... I didn't want my liver in the first place?


If anyone wants my organs, they're screwed.


thats not the only thing screwed around here


What color are your eyes?


Asking for an associate


in thr black market?


We prefer to call it Mike Stoklasa's stocked closet


Drop by sometime, we use scream core for anesthetic


huh


yo


anyone online?


!work


KurosakiKiy ya


most of us dont chat here tho


this chat is too mainstream


oop


yeet


where errbody at?


a private secure location


Red letter media?


Marriage imminent


When isn't it?


!weekly


i'm rich


Those drunk hackfrauds are my desired outcome


Who isn't these days?


Ya tru


KurosakiKiy Most of us are in slowchat. Come join us there


Gallagher cool thnkx!


i never met my dad


im 20


i think about it everyday and it drives me crazy


but yeah


wassup


Woof... respect for being candid about that, other than that are you doing fine?


yeah im good besides that


but das my burden


My condolences. Is your name a Sufjan Stevens reference by chance?


if anyone wants to chat, my dms are open


So I did a thing


What was the thing


Ducky yeah it is!


May have given myself a haircut


is it good one


Groovy I'm a big fan of that one


Didnt turn out bad at all


It looks soo good! Good job!


you got that


ayyy hello new peoples


ahhh failed verification


!pick 2654


lunarbelle you are so beautiful


triple trouble


the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine is my sleep schedule and even that is become harder and harder to keep in check


also jesus why are so many people joining


nah Dominic solti is just me my acc is bugged so I have to use another acc to add my mane to the gc


Everyones in quarantine


minecraft community?


rarely play it


nutty joe


no nut november


how is b


everyone


lonely


rip


yes nutty joe


nutty no


nutty yes


nutty nakki


nepali nikki


nutty snow


nuttys low


nutty know


nutty foe


nutty so


CALM YOSELF


Why


!pick 4763


2 is 1


Nutty sloot?


MaFayce youre like a spare blade, all edge and no point


I cut deep


Dam n, what ya doin


Who


At least youre sharp tho Elliot


its the slow knife that cuts the deepest


Ayo


I dunno man


Pretty sure a guillotine cuts deep


Hi Rosaline


hello


How r u


Bagels never seen dark knight?


Heath Ledger was god


hanging in there how are you guys


Asking me if Ive ever seen a Batman film


Boored a bit


cuz i quoted one and you didnt know


it be like that Bagels


Your username is yummy


But


agreed tbh


GEORGE CLOONEY


Where the cream cheese


rubber nipples


Worst batman ever


I know..


Kia Ora


Amirah did u make that pfp


Lets have a indian batman


Coolest car, worst Batman


Bagels Robert Pattinson gonna be 1


nope


How is everyone


Bagels your user name is yummy


Thank you


bagels are nice but i prefer


Keaton was good


I didnt diss Keaton


Yeah thats true


I like donuts too


Agreed


Clooney and Kilmer both weren't right for Batman.


ok but whos best catwoman


Best spider man?


Idk


I gotta go with high school boi


best catwoman


Woah


If were talking best Bruce Waynes tho


Tom Holland's Spidey has nuances from the comic completely missed in Tobey's portrayal.


Tom Holland is the best SpiderMan


Tobey is slightly better than pretty boy Garfield


Garfield was definitely the worst.


I guess we all agree on spider man


Anyone here with anxiety disorders


Spidey is easy tho


Many in here sanju


If you even read a comic or actually really know spidey then youll know holland is king


want to talk controversy? alan cumming is an amazing actor but was not right to play nightcrawler


MDD and anxiety dont want to talk about that tho sanjujain01986


Am having panic attack all day


Exactly, Holland plays the smartassed Spidey that was severely lacking in the Raimi films.


I have played the spider man video game and its like a mix of all of them


They kinda stripped that part of the characterization.


Not slept for 3 days in row


So its the good and bad


I don't how this app wirk,joined just now


Serious may be the better chat for you sanju


serioustalk


Ok...


Anyone with anxiety disorders please help me.i want to talk them


We live in a world where Hawkeye can make music though.


Anybody studying at UFCB?


sanjujain01986 , you can talk to me buddy!


Hi again


Kia Ora Hoxsie


lmao


Has anyone played the video game yet


The newest one


Mete it's escalating


How is everyone


Good


On a spiritual level


Ok i gtg


Hello


Hi bye pardon


How are yall


Alive


I thought that said squinted level


!pick 9886


I thought that said squirted level


Oh god yes


I mean


Dirty mind


modmail


Morning everyone


Hru all


India time


Hey its ussy


ussy?


Is it your name


Yeah Scoop


Stuck at home drz


Scoop yeah


Oof


Dense population


Yeah too much love


Wbu wru from


NL


Netherlands


white kanye


Yeah


Its kanye


But white


Oh the Netherlands Riding a bike. No traffic jams, no hunting for a parking spot and no guilt about CO2 emissions


Welcome


dirty diana


aaha


drz don't worry India will catch up


hi there


How's it going squir...um, I mean rose?


Its going well friend


How are you


Tired, but can't sleep. Nothing new.


WAIT


how to get role?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY


Thanks, Rose. I'm officially even older.


How old are you?


44 now.


Thanks donky


happy birthday old person


happy birthday


Lmfao


44 isnt old


45, however


Dressel you look so pretty! love your selfie


Awe thank you! Im sure youre a cutie too!


i wish i was


I bet you are


Kreindler hey


everyone is cute


if you say so


hi pavan!


especially you IffyUr


You're young enough to be my nonexistent kid, but that is a nice selfie. It almost looks like a professional selfie.


Why thank you


Its definitely my best selfie


has to be


Its a little old though


I just took the one in selfies today tho


old is gold


Tressa wassup


nothing much pavan wbu big dawg


its 2:45 am here


central time gang


That's what I'm talking about. Its much better than the pfp.


oh what u diong that this time


go sleep


why would I sleep


East coast, beast coast.


boston, the true capitol


Benedick nothing much


You were offline for long,why so


i sleep at that time taht's why


bye ussy rose


Good night sleeping beauty Bunny


east coast gang


Lorena is actually good looking, whaaat


East coast gang better sleep


Nini


nutty joe


lmao dudes


in roblox i enslaved a dude and this happened


I havent slept a wink


I cant wait to make coffee


Not having a proper sleeping schedule?


That's pretty cringe


I have never had a sleeping schedule in my life


We sleep when we tired and we wake up when we have energy


Thats how i live with school out rn


If u go to bed earlier u will have more energy the following day and get tired earlier


Winwin


Besides sleeping is great


Seconded


If you exclude my frequent sleep paralysis


Sleep early


Wake up early


Feels better


And the fact that sleeping ensures that u do nothing the following hours meaning that u spend a huge chunk of your life dead


Why does my internet randomly go out at almost 5 am


peasant


Thems fightin words


Herro all


Erro


Lmao thats it ima just jump off this ledge


Woah buddy


Do a flip


Did I mention its like a 2 ft ledge lmao


Where yall from?


Well u could still jump..


REDACTED


I deff could


Jumping from a ledge


Is possible


Without a doubt


East coast gang


East europe gang


West coast, best coast baby


Sorrry


Imagine lying to yourself


REDACTED gang


Asian gang


Anyone seen my son marchello?


Truuu


I actually wish I could travel out there rn.


I miss all the free.


Welcome Tai


Geen


Jesus


Jessamine Hello There


Beautiful geen


Elliot go sleep smh


hein indian gang?


Such free geen on the east coast


ElloMaFayce


You're supposed to say General Kenobi


Lmao Im like half asleep


My bad b


No, the meme will become a normie one then


I knew it, u is indian gang


I forgive you


Ding dong:


Thank u master


Who is there?


Your new pal


ROFL


That's how it's done


Wowser


Take notes


Newcomer already has a friend


Aren't you happy


drz Being happy is gay


Explain to me why twitch streams work but nothing else does


Im tired and depressed


Oh


How does it relate to that thing


Glock in your


Porch?


Hey drz long Time pal


Hello tired and depressed


Im dead


MaFayce yup


How's everything?


hi shitdan


Hello there


HruMaFayce


I'm Gucci


Hello puny humans


I will destroy you


Why are twitch streams working but nothing else is


Sounds like a good time


Idk I dont use twitch


Was there a sadperson1328 in here?


Hmm


Strange


How did I get a request frm someone who's on no server I've been?


It was me on my alt


I heard something bout twitch they banned some old players


Tyler you sneaky east coasters


u know how we be


Snakey


uh lesis lmao your pfp is gold


Yui pfp uh lesis


Too sneaky bro Tyler


I swear I've seen some guy who looks like this


ya in the mirror


Gracias Profesor Elliot


roasted


Nah I don't


!pick 6543


Fast as fuc Tyler


And I'm on mobile


Y'all SLOW


What the heck just happened


You saw speed reincarnate


Server currency drop


Im new to all of disss


I am speed


Economy going down


Annnd what is that


Wat do


Ursala can I DM?


What can u do with that monies


I got tips


Economy Tips


MaFayce Linus Sex Tips?


Just the tip?


Heard that b4


you guys funny


They're too funny


!balance


Man how and when did you get so rich?


When you were sleeping


That's a Lie


Collecting roaches


I rarely sleep


What benefits do I get?


hein you can buy roles, but apparently the mods have stopped custom roles


So you can see what other users have and do!but rolename


But you did


Like this v


Whats the point thooo


!buy Mod


Mod role is a fake role costing 40,000 roaches


Others are cheaper


Same


That is why this exists?


How to buy a role


Teach me the science


It shows you don't have a permission


I'm gonna beat them


For example


drz you can buy Insomniac role for like 300 or 500 roaches


For me the point is to gamble them all away


I don't remember


For the SEROTONIN


Okay


Ik


Ok


keemstars


Level 1 wooo


Serotonin was my first love. Then she left.


Yay uh lesis


,rank


Gang gang


rank


Beat this


'rank


Soon Hein, soon, you'll get there


Lmaooo


But I am just biding the time


Honestly I'm so active here is coz I love the discord community


MNFH on Reddit is pathetic


MNFH?


make new friends here


ohhh


Uhm the server you're on right now?


Tyler sleep without a pillow


Break it


LMAO two very different suggestions


Both great recommendation


I love to sleep without a pillow


Same drz


All of you


Psychopaths


Weird


My pillow is my cuddle buddy


I sleep with a pillow, but no bed


Ok. Very rarely


Yeha it's great and provides me a lot of benefits


I can't sleep without a pillow


Again, same Jedididimus


Yes i am schizo, how did u know? Tyler


I prefer sleeping on the futon or sometimes even on the floor


I prefer sleep apneaing


The voices told me


Floor is also a good aspect


My best sleep is when I'm laying on the ground with legs on the futon


Total lumbar support


Try sleeping in a hammock, but upside down


So I have to roll in it so that it closes? And then face downwards?


Yes


This man knows hammocks


Wow if I had a yard I would


And the alarm clock is falling on your face


I wonder what sleeping in 0 gravity feels like


Like confusion


Like sleeping in 0 gravity


I sleep hanging frm the ceiling


Imagine how annoying it would be to get your pillow under ur head


Nice no?


Like sleeping with your... nevermind


Those kneejerks you get sometimes while sleeping? Probably like that but continual


You better have brought pizza


Now I want pizza


Flosi is Batman. Or more specifically Michael Keaton's Batman


Best pizza toppings GO


Pizza Time


You better slice a z into my pizza


zoro pizzza


I'm gonna nap


MaFayce or just a dead body.


Pepperoni and jalapeNos


YUM


Cya later buddies


That's a good combo


Have fun


bye


Bye


Night night


I like Turkey Pepperoni and Jalepenos


Anyone who says ham is immediately an enemy of mine


Turkey?


Bye rz


Turkey good


Never had it


what abt meatballs?


So I take it u aint a fan of ham and pineapple


CORRECT


And sausage?


Meatballs on pizza?


They slice the meatballs


I dont think my local pizza place had that


Big birds taste weird but it is oddly exciting biting into their meat.


Have yall had ASADA PIZZA


Oh my gawd


Ive never had meatball ones


Yea it's mostly those fancy pizza joints


So good


The meat is tough and it is redeeming somehow sinking your teeth in


Yum


Ill have to check next time prof


Do you guys have Turkey in Europe?


I mean the bird not the country


Damn never heard of bird named europe


TIL


Lmaoo


bruh


Some people hate Turkey, they don't eat it outside of Thanksgiving


I wouldnt know. Im from the US


They say it is dry, But I like it.


I eat turkey on sandwiches


Cracked pepper mmm


Some people hate Turkey, they just don't go there


Turkey sandwiches on the day after Thanksgiving


I like turkey slices


Like Turkey Bacon?


Just a small town bird...


I like Turkish tea


Were surrounded


Ok tell me ur fave science fact


The round slices like sausages MaFayce


Okay. Weve only dug 12km into the earth


Thats it?


Well he's 1 to 5 of us


Thats it


I can run further


In an hour


Im shook


Its not far


Why havent we dig further down


Because the drills melt


And the earth spins faster


Dougy yeah that's nice too


Too got?


Ahhh


You can drop a cannonball down and it will stick to the wall of the shaft


Cause the earth spins faster


And yeah. Too hot


I need to watch a video on this


Go ahead


I have no source


Im gonna


Every kilometre into the mantle, it gets about 15 degrees hotter


And the centre of the earth is as hot as the surface of the sun


About 2,700 degrees dont quote me


F or c


Celsius


Yeah


Also. Tardigrades can survive in outer space


Thats probs my fave fact


Cute little water bears


I didnt expect that


Arent they adorable?


Moss piglets .


Its legit an animal that can survive in the vacuum of space


Cooler fact, anyone?


If I owned a microscope I would spend so much time trying to see stuff


What sort of... stuff?


I know this is gross BUT


For instance cough and try to see the cells


Keeping it PG for the server


Ive always want to see what my pimples look like under a microscope


its PG


This is a pg server?


that's a dr pimple popper watcher right there


fer sher


Jedididimus it is


We got 18 people here


Okay. Ill show myself out. My parents are hundreds of kilometres away


I need guidance


Mete is everyone's Daddy


Oh trueee


Apa


If daddy says I can stay...


Ok it's getting way too late


I'mma sleep now


Honestly I probably should too


Unless someone drags me into a voice call group chat like yesterday


Its 2:30am where Im at


Oh west coast?


It's dope


Best coast


Yup


Its that late, huh? Go to bed uh lesis


We can talk later


I literally can not sleep


Just turn off the lights and close your eyes


My brains just keeps thinking about stuff


Count the sheep?


Even that would be better


And I challenge you to lie in bed and not fall asleep


With the lights off


See how you go


Everything is off


Im lying in the dark


Alone with my thoughts


Best place to be


Not when they dont let u sleep


They need to stfu


Youre looking at a phone, bruh


That confuses your brain


Alright. But if Im back in 20 min, you cant say I didnt try


Okay.


Have a goodnight yall


Byeee


Nights


Hey xXK1LL4RXx


Hi


Does this server have music chat


Im the wrong dude to ask. But yes?


It does


music and there's also musicbot where you can group listen to songs using Tatiana


Oh thanks


See. I didnt know that


!pick 2838


She only plays hard slav bass


Welcome Jessay!


Thank you!


You're welcome:D


MaFayce why tatiana sounds like a russian slut


Mete


Hi Nour welcome to the server


Anyone else playing usher on piano? No?


good morning everyone


Top of the morning ma person


elloLukaS


Welcome Nour


hey


hows it going


Very good, wbu?


Good morning LukaS


I wanna rip my hair off my head


absolute unit


I caught the shiny pikachu


What game is this? Pokemon Go?


Pokemon Went


Greetings, chat


Chat dead?


Aww ok


So go sleep


I'm having a panic attack rn coz I stumbled upon pics from when I was at the lowest pt of my life.


Mete why do you have jacks face?


You okay MaFayce


Hii


Surprisingly I am


Is there any self advertisement chats here or no?


It's all ok when you have money in your pocket


shagor umm. Dunno


When you're broke it's hours of standing by the Hudson and contemplating sewer side


I dont have much money tbh


Didn't you go to bed?


Teacher Roxie hey. Who?


Elliot:p


I'm in Bed


Searching for a pic wait a min


I snapped this around sunset by the Hudson on my last day in NYC


The sunset renewed my faith in life and that there's still good in the world


Thats a beautiful shot


I had a Potato phone back then tho


Well done


Ok finally off to sleep


See y'all later


Night bro.


Hey hey


Hoi hoi


hee hee


Anyone wanna join the music channel, Im getting pretty bored over there alone


Shocker lmaoo nice song this one


Hehe thanks


Joined. This song is a mood


Shocker how can I see what the last two songs were?


In the music bot channel


Amazing. Thank you


No problem mate


Uwu


Mete


A tail like that would be so heavy.


Aight now pay me 350 roachesMete


Welcomo


nice Pickle


heeeloww, where do i start here?


Get ya roles, then start harassing people


Happy 1:33


cbt


bruh why do y'all allow people under 15 here


sup y'all


good question


No one under 13 per rules


I think they are following discord rules


Don't quote me on that


smh should be 15 imo


yeah


I would say, no one under 18


well its sfw


yea sure, but i was thinking they could still meet other people their age here


Maybe if we have a


Kids Korner


Or Play Pen


And we restrict them to only that channel


Based on role


younglings need a place to make friends the most imo


Yeah so Kids Korner


y know social anxiety an all that


Kool Kidz Korner


Or Kool Kids Corner


im not gonna name names, but look in introduceyourself


yoikes


HA GOTTIT FASTER THAN YE foker


who even owns this server


!weekly


Hi roxie


Ellow


you actually use the introduce yourself shite?


it kinda defeats the purpose of this server donnit?


to get better at making small chat, friends and all that


You want to speak to the owner?


if you just post a description ye don give much space for people to ask questions


about yourself an stuff


I got a place for your feedback


yes i'm a Karen and i want to speak to the manager


kek


its whaddya should expect out of a mod


btw


nice selfie


I'm not a mod


okay mod


i know


it would have been a raimbow trash otherwise


Owner summoning jutsu


Someone likes to meet the manager


!pick 9562


Anyone here


Nah chats pretty dead today


it's always dead


Smh


Stop being dead bruh


Not always


Just has been a bit lately


smack


noh


!poic


jesus


!topic


abusive relatinship with my lower parts


then back to sleep


repeat


for how long?


what do you mean how long


eternity


Wrestling in my lower parts


ill starve hopefully soon enough


!pick


!pick 5782


oh well


cyanide


technically that would be the rest of your life


i mean


fair


and now


yo


waddup


ignoring the fact that todd was trynna somethin


onto the next topic


!topic


rope


nothing


Nothing


Ayy


nice man


best sleepin outif


nibba das gae


Skin is good


the bed was made by a dude


flesh is better


your touchin somethin another man with your skin


excuse me my bed was made by an underage girl in china


man made


fair enough


lolicon


Wat do


skin feels good


tastes nicer when cooked


Man be starving then


moving on


!topic


no


Jacking off


It's a sport


Good arm exercise


professional coomer


my right arm is noticibly bigger than my left arm


Ha!


real men use both


Aye


wimp


no man i don't have the left hand skill to use both


U lose interest then


at the same time


then you have a dagger


not a greatsword


if you catch my drift


ARealHumanBean it becomes wayy faster but it's good


man i have low left hand skills


i'd have to go slowly


Slow is good ngl


real men do it 2handed, raw first time


hardcore


fast and hard is the way to go


I always do it raw


always raw


well


moving on from masturbation


!topic


no


No


bring it


pls


soon trough tech we will achieve immortality either way so


nah


... what a time to join the chat


Lmao


the best time


Hey I've seen her before


plus


Posts a lot on the subreddit


maybe they will release HL3 someday


fr man better stop talking about jacking off


Oof


at least for 5 minutes


The Mete is here, quick change the topic


we were talking about


mmmU


!topic


flowers


Nani


nice goal


ikr


Hmm


well


Following my passion and keep doing it until my last breath


following my desires


short term goal getting a wife long term goal beating my wife


having any kind of goal is meaningless


Baiss pretty much the same


since it will all be wiped out by death sooner or later


no sense in being remembered for something if you aren't alive


it doesn't matter if i am not there to feel good about it


better be alive


exactly sab


that's what i am sayin too


if i do something i do it because i wanna feel good


yeah i don't care what happens after i'm dead if it doesn't concern someone i care about


Yes then do something like that. In fact that's what ur passion is meant to be, that makes u feel good


plus there is no way to guarantee that people in the future will use your legacy for good


That's not for us to worry about tho


They'll do wat they gotta do


yeah but if try and succeed i get the same amount of satistafction from injecting chemicals in my veins


just as satisfying


marx after his death be like


jjust as addicting


Ngl communism got shat on big time


if i fail i don know if will be able to stand up to the pain


fr toad


of having your dreams shattered before you


just like lenin


Master Bruce, why do we fall?


So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.


Good quote


but sometimes you fall too far beneath


lenin wasn't that good either tho


so deep that you won't be ever able to see sunshine again


I love making mistakes, bc they're an opportunity to learn and do better next time, assuming you're not like dead or horribly disfigured or something


Aye


yeah i love making mistakes until they hurt me


ain't so fun anymore after that


all mistakes hurt


that is why they are called mistakes and not accidents


Shaer even those, sometimes, can really be gratifying that you gave it an honest try and put yourself out there


have a good one mate


Wiese I'm actually in the shower rn


wait what


i mean it depends on of much you lose with your mistake


Why do you advertise in the same sentence as asking if you can lmao...


Sab


MF this is a sfw server


Maretz true


That's like breaking into someones house and asking them if you can break in:p


even if it's little to nothing


it still isn't zero


no


Can I advertise here?


Ilooksketchy plz delete so you don't get banned


it will amount to something one day


Wait until you get permission first


what do you guys think of stoicism?


Thanks


i don remember what it is


look it up


quick explaination?


maaate


Gorlicki I'm neither for it, nor against it


can't be bothered


At least, outwardly


i'm not good at making quick explanations of things like these


Teacher Roxie knows what I'm talking about


I know what now


My answer to


kamasutra Teacher Roxie


Elodia


we were talking just about that


I do know Kamasutra, read the entire book and mastered it.


give us your professional opinion sensei


My professional opinion is nobody is that flexible except gymnasts.


fr man


thank you master


the kamasutra it's more of a fantasy


i will preserve this knowledge with my life


Can't spell gymnast without nasty


true


Also can't spell slaughter without laughter


Js


what a fun time!


can't spell execute without cute


amirite gamers?


Can't spell hepatitisb without tit


amma get it right away then!


Can't spell fungus without fun


what a fungi you are! BeaunusPoints


this has become the spelling bee all of a sudden


yeah letssend change that


!topic


Typo


man you need some spelling practice


All the applause


nothing


Vigorous thinking


that's why I'm a blob


Also I used to play soccer 3 times a week


Before covid19


Intense pooping


I walk around classrooms all day


sporty guy


Teacher Roxie I do that too


But mostly the district offices these days


With the kids not being in school


ngl teacherRoxie would be a good name for a pornstar


ahem


yes


Jeremias how do you know she's not


I can barely walk in a straight line


!topic


Exactly


i can only hope


3 wish


1 wisb


1 wish


Go to pornhub and type in Teacher Roxie


give me the omnipower


see what happens


gives me 10 years to try and do it myself, and then if I've failed after 10 years, I'll cheat and do the wishes


might not be alive in 10 years


Just amateur solo stuff, had a short stint of couples camming on chaturbate


don't wanna risk it


i wish i didn't ask


You want a link to my solo stuff? Aight


no please no


ohh yeha boii


yes oh yes


I'm not posting it here


I'm gonna DM


yeah you would be banned if you did that


I know, I've been here a while


,rank


what a chad


Oof


virgin Carn


Chads use worlds.com


Now now, play nice


i mean chads probably just go out


chads use club penguin


This has been a fun evolution


yeah


Club penguin is kil tho


Hey, y'all


don't remind me


Thanks for taking us on that journey with you Kliber


chaoticno


Aight I'm going to work bye


i appricieted your company good sirs


Love y'all


Later Golden


bye


bye mate have a good one


Suppose I should get back to work as well


Work is for suckers


Howdy


you gotta get back to the stage?


back to the casting couch


How's it going?


Don't you have to go back to a bridge to guard?


pretty good mate


wish i had such onerable job


Sooo


waddup


Saleme male escort


!pick 3838


Mine!


bruh


ain't hot enough for that


hurb


Cristoforo


believe in yourslef


heard they make good money tho


not really


promstars do, escorts don't i think


how do you know?


oh shi


man that's gae


Sab left the chat


What exactly u guys conversing?


Escorts make a lot, just males always make less than females in that sector I think


true


Again escorts?


LyamFurious


porn


female privilage


Noice


Anyways


Males still make more money in a lot of countries in all other jobs, I consider it fair trade:p


the average female makes less money than the average dude


Ofcourse they do, the more niche your job the more money you make off of it


you guys know weirdly specif things


but that is because most chicks take terrible jobs


like fashion designer


IF you want to make more money, stop being average


and lots of dudes become doctors and shite


Gay pornstars make more money than straight guys


MeikoShrineSam I really should change my orientation


I have no clue how this conversation devolved into ponr graphic content XD


if you wanna make more money start robbing the less fortunate


Lmao that's a bit sexist, anyway I'm gonna go back to work as I said before this derails


LyamFurious the power of pron is eternal


Cya'll in a bit


bye


Ayo teach


chaotic take a good dickin for the team


!topic


cya


Isn't Ayo more of a greeting than a goodbye?


chaotic as long as you say no homo you good


Well


Is it XD


YAGPDB.xyz MUH DIC


I will be in socks all the time, no worries


And the least Pic I took is in selfie XD


I'm not sure, it feels more like a greeting than a goodbye


weeaboo trash


WEEB MASTERACE Adamski


The last pic I took was my pyjamas


you mispelled it bud


Howdy bean u been lurking?


weeeaboo


masterrace, double R, peacing out for real now


weeaboos public execution on monday


yeah workin and lurkin


Yep


Carry on


WEEBS WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD


Weebo is necessary for the wholesomness of the society


there's only one master race


TIS BUT A MATTER OF TIME!


In the society


weeble


weeabos are pretty cringe bro


SOON WE WILL HAVE ANDROID WAIFUS ROAMING THE STREETS!


We do have project melody


We are close


ALL HAIL THE SCIENCE TEAM


it is only a matter of time brother! LyamFurious


the moment that happens imma stop my jihad against weebs


Yeah


Jihad? We don't do that here


jihad is such a nice word to say btw


no one will be watching pron by themselves


never again


everyone will be with the science team!


jihad just sounds so nice tbh


yeah


just like public execution


the virgin holy war vs the chad jihad


I have no clue where this is going


!topic


you can't spell


Dickman what about enlightened twitter shitstorm?


Anyways will lurking


michael cera so i could finally free the world from his precence


Elon Musk


finance the cat girls


now


if cat girls were real i wouldn't be going out ever again


fuck, sleep,eat reapeat


yo


if you beat a cat girl is both domestical abuse and animal abuse


bonus


2 crimes in one


2 at the price of one!


elon musk has to invente cat girls just so i can be a double abuser


sure


it's off


the mods can actually mod here


awww


sad


shucks


a saddening day for mankind


yeah man


that's so sad


imma go cry in death's arms


boutta jump


mods stopped suckin each othet off and started doing their job:


modsgae


yo bro/sis we are the only ones talking


btw are you a bro or a sis?


it seems the others have been consumed


brosis


they probably got corona


they ded


i dunno who put the non binary role as attack helicopter but i love him


can confirm


I am deceased


oooh yeah


if the body doesn't say no, it's consent


hey!


yeah


!pick 6324


btw


what are roaches for?


i dunno


currency


can i get e girl bath water?


for roles and such


yeah hang on


send me that bath water


Only one


gotta go mates


byee


bruh


bye


I guess its yours then


byeee


noice


it's been good thank y'all


you leave me alone man


vibing listening to jesus christ superstar


fire songs, but...


but what?


atheist


yeah same


but i like the music


same!


i mean if i was religious i probabbly wouldn't be listening to jesus dying while shitposting on the internet


lmao


americans should be waking up soon


dunno my friends from america are still sleeping


Jesus Christ Superstar isnt one that features in my playlist.


you are missing out


But its cool


Yeah, I probably am, I enjoy listening to all kinds of music, I dont have narrow tastes.


i just find something i like and listen to it while i do something else


oh


i have two tastes


What can we do with roaches?


music i listen to while do something else and music that draws me in


exactly


Where are all the rapscallions and neer do wells at?


let the yanks drink their coffee 1st


Americans are waking up, upvote for oil.


well imma be back when the yankees come


Ah yes, the yankees


Good Morning people and welcome to the server


Hello Prof


Yui hug MaFayce


Oh well Hello


And do I know you Perry?


Yes


yui kiss Meece


Yui hug Merna


bruh


Its me momma


Oh boy


You're Perry the Platypus


Oh lawd


What have I walked into XD


The Yankees have gone wild! Quick, start flexing free healthcare!


Hello hello peeps


Hello


hi i'm new here in discord and i want some friends to talk


prepare thy cheeks


friends are gae


litterally nobody has them


this chat is like the abyss


I was in chat with people, Im not very good with English so I guess ima just stay in music and play ma piano


but at least the abyss stares back


piano is also gae


Non


u also gae


Im lesbian oui


people still use the middle finger?


In France yes


dont most people drop it in middle school?


22 years old middle fingers represent


oh well tastes i guess


Hello little niblings


Bonjour


hello daddy


No I'm Toad


then why aren't you wearing a mushroom you lying motherfocker


prove it


prove that you are not 5'11'


prove that you are 6'1' chad just like us!


I'm 5'10, but I'm too chad for y'all.


u hopgoblin


INDIA SUPERPOWER 2020


CHINA NUMBA WAN


wanna do!topic?


Silence is consent


!topix


frick


!topic


Ok I'm jobless, for a while


3 wishes


just ask for more lel


Ah, big brain


Reee


play with usAbxupallo


my search history


I can go from normal to crackhead and back instantly


And I love it


are you sure you aren't always on crack?


hello


good evening


!pick 5745


Fortunately I don't need crack


well


wanna speculate abour tes6?


tell us your secrets toad


no comments


i am giving free hugs


come on toooddd


i ll take one thanks


yui hug Sab


well this oughta be worth somethin


Buy Fallout 76 and u might get a free bag.


todd you sunovabitch


you lied to us


hey todd can ya suggest me some good discord servers?


chad university


yourdad outta nowhere!


There is no good discord server. Everything is garbage out here.


yeah i noticed


when i join a server i am immediately flooded with


ROLES?


GENDER?


AGE?


YOU PHONE NUMBER?


WHERE YOU LIVE AT?


ARE YOU CAPABLE OF SELFDEFENSE


SEND US MONEY


SEND US YOUR SOUL


ARE GAY STRAIGHT OR ARACHNOSEXUAL?


IF YOU DONT ANSWER IN 3 SECONDS BANNED


Lmao true


this is basically the discord experience


I don't hang out in those kinda servers


plus people flexing their roles


U can't talk to ppl like that


and differently colored names


That's like u got to be in their level if u need to talk


Wat do


lmao tru


we're back to feudalism i guess


Damn


I do know one server tho


DM?


go for it


this server ain't so bad though


but i guess there ain't many weebs


and anime is dead 90 of the time


Welp, their server doesn't have their invite members link


I'll send it to u if they let me send an invite


so how does one join then?


that seems counter intuitive


what is the server called and what is it about? Carolus


And shes awake


Oh God I hate the new comment layout on the YouTube mobile app


Why do they have to keep changing it!


Sab why not make it active


I am back


Howdy obito


Looks the same to be


Me


Pikachu you're a weeb right?


Nope it's separate, the videos take up the space


Why do you think I'm a weeb


I'm no weeb


The video below the main screen has been made bigger


Uhh, I mean look at your profile


can't reanimate a dismembered corpse Sab why not make it active


MaFayce


Are u on a PC or mobile


Pikachuthis guy is named after one of the largest shoenun anime/Manga villain and says he isn't a weeb XD


Bc mobile looks the same


What about my profile?


Tbh tobi isn't the villain


weebs around the world reunite


Last I was a weeb was when I watched Castlevania S3


by the lewdness we are borne


Who is that in your pfp


LyamFurious


mine?


ah


I really need to watch castlevania


You should, it's beyond good


Pikachuwell it is a wreslter called sting


it wasn't that good


Former WCW, tna world heavyweight champion


You mean practically naked men touching each other?


In oil


No necessarly but yeah and no


Like that?


LMAO


Yeah that's a guy named Otis XD


First result when I type in wrestler


Back when I used to watch WWE, it wasn't PG


Yeah he is pretty hot right now


And apparently I'm a dweeb


Attitude era Boi eh?


pretty hot ngl


Yeah I started watching wrestling around 2010 then I just binged attitude era


Leagues better


My Dad literally did a smackdown on me coz I was watching one of them Divas stripping in the ring


Is it Sable?


oof


Yeah that happened in e


how old are you elliot?


Yeah


Like with the bed and everything


LMAO


Actually edge came out of retirement


would your dad prefer you watch males stripping?


sab doesn't want to come out of the closet, lets be nice


YES


He would have fapped back stage XD


Fubz 27


Remember Austin 3:16


MaFayce im not a zoomer


LyamFurious yeah I watched it on YouTube, ngl hearing his entrance at Royal Rumble was awesome


Edge has the best entrance music in like ever


Yeah it's by the band called metallingus


It's actual versions doesn't have the line you think you know me or something


no blood


no nothin


There's this sweet compilation of the last Royal Rumble and the transition to his entrance music when Edge came on was extraordinarily good


yeh like ufc


sport


Yeah I'm over pro wrestling at this point of time


Yeah dude was about to cry as he came out of the smoke, then he dips down, raises his hair and comes back to his character in a snap


UFC is where it's at


nothing beats choppin a person in 2 and seeing their guts spillin out


the enemy enterex stage 2 of the boss fight


Actually if u want really good wrestling pls give njpw a try


It legit looks brutal


there are now tentacles comin out of the stomach


!pick 1954


!work


the enemy can warp realiry with its guts


3 more hrs


sab loves hentai confirmed


Is it bad?


yeah big fan


Let him be


i love all art


that is a rude comparison i love all art


Fubz


Hullo


Howdy what's up?


Sab explain your reasoning


Sup se


don't you try and dare compare us cultured men to those filthy art paesants


Just woke up


Oh gm


hentai is superior to art


ascended


It's 810pm for me


SE be turning out lots and lots of poems in poetryorliterature


Sab ok


Am I not writing poems


And?


nope


where are the poems?


Hey


hey edgelord


LyamFurious you don't even come close to SE's quantity


henlo


Hey Faris


Hey Naman


Coz I ain't sitting and typing XD


I have a lot of ideas but I am searching for more words


Ngl waiting for the perfect time to post some Jake Paul lyrics there


To connect, intertwine, twist, turn, flip and flop


yo yo


oy oy


Sup Moljo?


smoljo


terrible convo


amazing convo


Smol jo


absolutely not, ur poem clearly indicate that ur language cortex in your frontal lobe is in full effect Blankenship


Fully erect


does SE know what cuck means?


Yeah better than us


Noice


Fubz I sure think he does


Thats known as exstacy cortex XD


MaFayce LAMO


wow!


Hey Fubz do you know how to stop being an incel, or a fookin simp? If not keep getting ntr'd ok thanks


Sup JD


Delmore your insults need to be better


Keep it up


DUDE SIMP BEHAVIOUR IS ILLEGAL


, fubz is anything but a simp


Jonnydash wassup


simp police aroun the corner!


MaFayceshould I get the popcorn out?


I could tell.They got a big pp gg


LyamFurious nah I don't think it's time


Bummer


BIG PP


Willey i could simp for him if he wants


Now don't spam big PP


Sab simp police gonna commit simp racial profiling


Yeah so bend over Jonnydash


Take it like a man


That's Fubz job


lmao


thats the simp law!


I mean, ngl bro


Yeah probs


How to be a lill spoon tutorial by Haslam XD


im a double adapter


Duude I trolled momma username p.good last night,was funny af ngl


Oh I think I missed that


Oh nvr I remember


so good troll and funny


Don't u dare mess around with espy!


Espy is cool


Was that for me?!


Yeah shes pretty ok


heya jonathan boy


Use your cortex


Noice


Figure it out


Anyways espy deserves the world XD


who is espy?


Naah,she deserves you?


Go gettem man