Chump. Im under my phone


OOO


Jedididimus Killin that dad joke


Ofc


It's a good thing to have


Hehehehehehheeheheheh


golden


Plus, there are dad joke fans about


Omg there's entire FB groups for dad jokes


I follow dad jokes on insta


Or parent jokes, if u remember golden


Your dadda is so fat...


Volrac he's pregnant


Woot


We're gonna get pizza babies


TalkingBlueCactus, yes, I forgot my preferred nomenclature already


My dads so fat I cant look at him


I mean. Not without a mirror


More like that's all u can look at


How oafish of me


hehehe


Fat dad fetish?


Possibly


Could be


Seems more u jed


Mine is unrealistic


Are you my tantric guide goddess?


My daddy is so fat, his sperm cells could not enter my mom. I was adopted


You seem to be the dad joke one sooo


My god panda


no just kidding


this was my attempt of being funny


It's spoiler


kthx for the show


test


Ok ok


yes


gello


Jedididimus I'm that accurate? Noice


You just did


Done


BeaunusPoints


i'm in


TalkingBlueCactus I love the idea of being a daddy. Now Im confused


Beepy good joke, i had oto laugh


Why


Can I get math facts while cuddling?


It was terrible


Math


Jedididimus I meant dad not daddy shush


I know pi to 100 places


pie is equal to 3


And could recite it whilst cuddling


Fubz person of culture


Beepy its also good to laugh in bad times


Or I could not cause why would I ever do that


TalkingBlueCactus fk ur quick


Duh


It's Free real estate


Fubz that's what he said


What a way to announce, incel


I was told i was a bear


Not u panda


ohkthxbai


thanks


What does incel stand for again?


Jedididimus look in the mirror?


Volrac your pfp makes you like like a google employee


I cant remember that, but I can remember Pi


Nah Im serious


involuntary celibate


Fubz what if i am?


Oh yeah


oop


Or anyone here


Does operator mean mod


Does mod mean operator?


operators are like sub mod


not subreddit, but submod


Not all powers, half the work


navkthx pls lemme handle all these complaints


You can believe Im an incel. Thats cool. I actually like when people underestimate me


hi nav


lmao volrac, did you actually get any?


hey fubz


Cos then I might... maybe might impress them


Volrac PSA: he's a bad handler


not in DM, but lots in chat


Hmmm lemme fix that for ya


i upset mete and lost my mod perms


Apparently someone I know got banned


what?


wait wut


how?


Wow whaa


u should go to the toilet more often nav


mehhh, not something i really wanna get into


Well I heard that mete was upset


vol


btw nav i've checked myself and i probably am


Please dont perma ban me


I volunteer as tribute


well u can still be mod at my place tho


probably am what?


a mod in my heart


Awww


I worry about lots of things


navkthx the a


no the dogs won't eat it


Neither will the wolves etc


I tried offering


Dont you guys work or something


I'm a student


And I'm making popcorn rn


So no


Im the professor


Like have personal lives


No


What's that?


personal lives?


sigh, i'm trying to work on my reviving my amazon business right now


but amazon is so nit picky


Puhlease


ohhh what kind of business nav


corona nav


Vol rather my prof


ChromePython24 no. None of us have personal lives. We know nothing about the world


reselling used books


It's a non essential?


So it's gonna be picky tbh


navkthx ahh, do u bulk buy them in?


!pick 8626


volrac, i wrote scripts that scrape used book prices from websites and list them on amazon


at a markup


used books is so good unless people think corona is on them


okay in that way, nice


so when people buy from me on amazon, i place an order on the sites, and ship it right to them


and keep the profit


So you guys spend 100 percent of the time on discord?


it works well, i broke even last time i did it


but i had a shitton of bad orders


oh thats nice


like, my source would be out of stock by the time it came time to ship


its just lots of distribution


like i said its corona now


so i'd have to get it from somewhere else, and take a loss sometime


yeh but the goal is to have the scripts doing all the work, eventually


ofc that way u can earn money while doing nothing


Do you spend any time with family or friends?


exactly


like i do right now


ChromePython24 never.


how


nav economy is gonna boom when corona lifts, be ready


Math Doing nothing for advanced people


Family and friends?


A family is a mistake that happened


Volrac theoretical math


Loved ones


Ppl do good stuff in applied math


People you care about


friends are gods apology for family


TalkingBlueCactus I'm sorry for insulting applied mathematicians


My parents told me I was a mistake, and Goddess agreed


Hrhrhr it's alright


Yeah


See


P sure I'm not the only one who would agree


Are all of you Squidward


Imagine all the failed sperm


And this won


TalkingBlueCactus i only have failed sperm


ChromePython24 yes, we are squid ward legion


Like your hopes and dreams have died long ago


ouch


Volrac omg nooo I was talking about shitdan you're a cutie


aight im outie


Jedididimus reread what i said bro


fubz


Im kiddin


Volrac love you too


You're expecting a lot there


good


Yeah a little more than you should


ChromePython24 your complaint has been filed and will be forwarded to the rightful location


Can you feel the tension between us goddess? It aint sexual, but I like it


I feel like were bonding


Low expectations are a secret for happiness, along with ignorance


Not complaining


More like anti bonding


If u know your chemistry


Mmm. Anti bonding


U don't


We can't be anything


Im a noble gas


meow meow nibbas


Do you have real jobs?


Argon a disagree with that?


Noble gases are rather useless


Just sayin


Except for specific uses


That too a few


Not for moving dangerous things that are volatile and need inert has cushioning


i don't see it


Ever heard of vacuum?


Gas


Yes. Dyson


Nope


Blumine bruh


And yes, they have uses. Compare with other elements on the periodic table


don't mind blumine ChromePython24


Compare with B


Welll. What are you gonna use Tennessee for?


Boron?


Yes


Teneasine


Fuckin autocorrect my god


bourbon


Boron is used in flares and some green fireworks


So there


Fubz


Hi guys


And I like fireworks


Nice


It's used in eyewashes and guess where


Flints


Chill Blumine


And ICs


I love chemistry


Go on


Quiz me on an element


Nah you don't


Ok


And Ill tel ya the number


Blumine weak, you can do better


Most paramagnetic element?


Or vice verse


Say it


Which is better bio or chem


No googling


That would be Fe?


Iron?


Wrong


Someone loved chemistry


What is it?


That was a hard question


Bismuth


Bismuth 83


Nah


chrome it depends on the high level


Coolmetal


Sooo u wanted an element quiz


Pretty colours


Fubz Volrac TalkingBlueCactus Jedididimus ChromePython24 Beepy


Just numbers yeah


Pls snipe


Stop


Rarest element in the earth's crust


Blumine I was triggered


well yes


Hmmm. That would be...


Let me think shhh


Hai blumine


Polonium? I dont know


Blumine dont care


Blumine that cracks me up


Random guess


Please tell me the answer TalkingBlueCactus


Born


I literally just memorised the periodic table. That doesnt make me good at chemistry. But I still love it


Dont get banned Blumine


Yeah


Jedididimus nah its At


astatine


I was so close!


ok i think im going too exotic there


but i thought u were into elements


TalkingBlueCactus like Joe


im always up for a nice chem discussion


I know the basics... like the numbers and names and the common ones


nos and names are so passe


That was too exotic for sure


Yeah I know . But it impresses the kids


i met a guy in rehab that went to uni just to learn how to make meth


look thats me shush


i know you can do it


hhhrhrrh


shitposting bear guy


learn to read please


phew


Cute bear


memesandtiktok then


The only thing I moderate is my political stance


And my diet


Its a thrilling life.


who was fuzzy plz?


so happy hes gone


there is a line


hes a creep


yep


!work


!bonus


!pick 3866


Mete do you like banning people


Become Turkeys Leader


Sup


Then you can ban people irl


Shit


What


Bruh


you got this ducky


oop


now


Give up dude


LMAO


Lets go


King Mete is king of Meteistan


All Hail King Mete


Guys


yes?


This feels like comunisem


Mete mete


Qhat


Mete you would love the Turkish festival they have in dc every year


mete is now a pokemon


Oh I think that I found myself a charmander, he is always quite warm and I Need shirt


you need a shirt?


tum selamlar kral mete


i can tell by your pfp


Yeah. Nah. What I need is decency and shame


Of which I have none


A shirt wont help


oh i also have neither


!buy nav fan club


!buy nav fanclub


!buy kt fan club


i dont think the bot is working rn


Dont spam


I'm starting to wonder if r4r hates men


yeah i told you


Shitdan my man pun me


Lmao


Pune


Or just online dating in general


So itchi why?


Whos r4r


Who knows Telugu


The subreddit


Redditor 4 redditor


online dating is hard


Cz bedbugs Jedididimus did I win


R4r for short


Never works


dating is hard


DPP21 dude dating is dead in general


Dude yall date


Especially in times like these


not any more


For real


!buy every 5th hing


I cant even talk to a female


Yeah, The Corona Virus I understand


But even before that


I am one myself, and I feel you comRADE69420


Sad boi hours


i only flirt


its always sad boi hours


Like... there are girls working nearby that I want to ask out. But its a bit rich when youre not supposed to at the moment


And by ask out... I dont want to date them


I just dont know any irl females


oof


Its sad


Thedarklordlilith your a minor tho


what about it? i still dont date


Jedididimus yes there are milfs In my area to


Virgin


Its hard to find people your age


Never held a girl's hand


Dude. Throw a rock in any directionX youll hit a milf


Incel rise up


i hate guys my age


Am I an incel by proxy?


for the most part


i mean no


DPP21 dude just buy a escorts services


I don't want a escort


you want something serious?


I want someone to love me


Thedarklordlilith are you young? Young guys are... well. I was one once


Lmao


Yeah I was 16 ten years ago


Ice Queen ayyy icy


DPP21 mate. You cant just ask someone to feel something. It cant be forced


Greetings ChromePython24


Just do you


Stop navel gazing


Jedididimus I know that


Ice


Thedarklordlilith


Jedididimus but being yourself is hard


How?


DPP21 you arent lying


You cant be anything else


When being yourself causes people to be repulsed by you


That's what the r4r discord say


oof i feel that


Sad boi hours has commenced


Ok well then identify what makes them repulsed. It's most likely something you can change DPP21


When being yourself causes people to be repulsed by yoy


DPP21 you dont want to hang out with people who like a false version of you


This comes from someone who used to be, and still is, a cringelord


Ice Queen I like Anime and manga


DPP21 nobody ask you


Apparently that makes me a neckbeard by definition


what?


Do you also live in your mother's basement and drink mountain dew? DPP21


That isn't a bad thing to like DPP21


nothin wrong w either of those


Ice Queen yes and no


Lmao


I have a job tho, in retail


Either way, confidence is the key DPP21.


Are you for sale DPP21


Jedididimus .


Im 26 so I already know what is at stake DPP21


Even for me


it was smooth till you mentioned how smooth it was


Yeah I know


It do be like that sometimes


Whats your price? Cos I think youre worth more than you think you are


Jedididimus no one has said that to me


Well I just did


Thank you


I can see the sea when ever I want


Jealous


Youre welcome.


Bruh Im two years younger than you so I know what you mean by that DPP21


Good horizon


ChromePython24 feels like I have to play by Society's standards


Yeah no w I'm jealous


damn thats soo pretty


Very flat


Hmmm


I need waves


While I can relate Im trying to work on myself


thats good


Can you drown in the sea too? comRADE69420


me


Hort yeah jump in and make a wave


Which is 6 figures, with a mansion, 6 sports cars and a trophy wife


shush


Okay


Ice Queen yes I can


Or maybe you're just meeting the wrong people DPP21


DPP21 Don't forget a girlfriend


Prove it comRADE69420


DPP21 bro thats an unrealistic standard of life


Dont compare yourself to others


ChromePython24 that's what Society says you're supposed to have


Ice Queen do u have a tub


Everyone is on a different path


If you have that, youll have an even harder time understanding who is really your friend and who isnt


Fill it with water


DPP21 thats bs


Cause everyone will be after something


Oh, and r4r


And tie ur self to the bottom


That's what they say you're supposed to have


You're not drowning in my gamer girl water, you'll ruin it comRADE69420


That plan is waterproof


DPP21 dont want no gold digger


I want ur gamer girl bath water


!pick 5866


To water my plants


Buy some then comRADE69420


Actually I wonder how female sweat taste like


Lick my armpits and find out


Hmmnmmm


I dont wonder pumbaa, I know


They're deodorant free


Especially in the summer time


Ice Queen you arent belle Delphine


Just the way I like it


You're right, I'm better than Belle Delphine ChromePython24


no omg


Ice Queen Cz ur cheeper


MMM, Thot bath water...


nah ice is better quality


I would call it a more fair price, not overcharging my clients comRADE69420


DPP21 dont have unrealistic standards of others


I prefer toilet water.


Care full DPP21 might hold ur hand


MMM toilet water


If its good enough for the dog, its good enough for me


Seriously tho, I don't have unrealistic standards


DPP21 luffy senpai!


And you're a quality Thedarklordlilith


Nah theyre egirls


DPP21 be yourself


Or maybe I do, I just got them from everyone else's unrealistic expectations


Dont be someone your not DPP21


Do you ever find that youve found nothing


No one likes fake people


Or remember youve forgot?


yes


ChromePython24 being fake is the only way to be successful in dating


Im pretty fake


At least, if you're me


DPP21 Man I want to slap you but I physically cant


not true


Every thing I do is for ur attention baby love me


Jedididimus no true bro


if you want something real, gotta be yourself


Cause apparently, I have no personality


if you want whatever, then fake it


Yeah Im not about to entertain your bs DPP21


Roast


comRADE69420 llewd


Jedididimus you right


Lmao


Dish washers


Bummer man


Not interested in divorce nor do I believe in it


Nah blessing man


Maybe u should have stopped the god dam puns


Dont get me wrong. I didnt dream of getting divorced when I was a kid


ChromePython24 Why?


Jedididimus you have kids


No thank God


Actually I kinda wanna get divorced so I can live alone


Solid plan


Its foolproof


Youll be quite alone


Y'all tell me if this a personality


Nope


what


lycoming464 my personal beliefs, Plus my parents been through that so Im not gonna do that to my future kids or go through paying child support


I like Video Games Mostly JRPGs


If Im married itsbeen there done that


Not a personality


Child support is a big bummer


yeah no


Good for the kids bad for the wallet


I watch Anime and read manga I'm a dub lover


I read fiction from time to time


imagine getting married and having kids


best level up


I also appreciate good food


Jedididimus thats you tho


Is that a personality?


not really


Everyone appreciates good


tangledisbestdisneymovie


Food


Im not jealous


Im not not jealous tho


But Im not jealous


are you serious ducky?


Sure


Thats his life


Know what I mean? Like


Im different than all of you


doubt


Still not a personality


Ok, so how do I develop a personality with what I have?


Everyone is on a different path


my guy i dont have a personality either


DPP21 You dont. Personality is going for something you DONT already have dude


Imagine being jack.. I'd imagine myself scrubbing my junk in a bathtub saying still not clean, stink of failure still on me


DPP21 talk about similar interests and hobbies, etc.


Yes i am serious


tangledisbestdisneymovie


okay good i agree


ChromePython24 I do


Good


Apparently that's not enough


oop


!pick 1836


Asshat


hehe


So never, then? jack.


DPP21 then you are wasting your time, move on and always try to better yourself


I wouldn't wsnt my kids to be around her either


Want


But for you Im willing to try BeaunusPoints


I have spoken


brb, getting the car a oil change


this is the way


I am gay for myself


I am too icegirls


Everyone turns gay for me


DPP21 if you ever need to DM about it, let me know


Canned Peas what do you mean? rickardo definitely made me gay


Ice Queen Yeet


I'm gay for Ice Queen and I'm not even a girl


Honestly before they met her they were bi


I just listened to a two hour movie without even watching


why


But I was always gay for Ice Queen and I just didn't know it


and what movie?


Ice Queen you awesome tho


Melancholia


Do you live in a closet? MAJ3R


Sleep b bosco


Lmao


we need a simp sticker


Asap


Hello i live in a closet


never seen it


We need a simp role tbh lycoming464


hol up, ill come out of the closet


oh geez


Simp


Hello Volrac, no one asked you


Why need that lycoming464


You're coming out as gay, I knew it MAJ3R


Ice Queen i want to stress that living in a closet is very cosy and warm


Also I think the word simp is derogatory to single men


living in a closet is awesome, u do u panda


yes


Is this a one way closer or something?


dark, what are u doing in main


its narnia


...I can't disagree Volrac


Goddammit


Closet door


ChromePython24 Women simp too so don't turn it into something personal


Ice Queen Did you know that closets can also serve as wardrobe?


No, I usually throw my clothes onto the carpet. TIL! Volrac


Bonjour


lycoming464 then whats the point


hey KR


Hey Thedarklordlilith


Ice Queen I throw my food on the carpet. They sometimes call me carpet muncher for that.


Its just another label that society puts on people


I love that username


But carpet tastes good Volrac


thank you


Ice Queen I dont know, i live in a closet


People label people. Societies are just people


its just what i am


ChromePython24 Humans love their labels, they always want to feel unique asf lmao


True


I kinda feel like theres a sexual tension between all females and me


Ans try to justify it with garbage


My label is precious snowflake


And


might be one sided


Your closet isn't carpeted? Volrac


Jedididimus Exhibit 293938484838383838383


lycoming464 better to think outside the box tho


comRADE69420 yes the tension is antigravity


comRADE69420 you are the one, theo


What are y'all talking about?


yer a wizard harry


Meaning you're incompatible with my vagina comRADE69420


ChromePython24 eh


But I'm just harry


At least I have a unique identifying number


Seee


Ice Queen my closet is tiled...


Jedididimus A social security number?


Sexual tension


Ayyy


Finally Magenta


Not so warm then I'm guessing Volrac


Ice Queen why would you want something so itchy in there?


lycoming464 welcome to the club


lycoming464 Australian so nah


Ice Queen i have closet heating beneath the tiles, so thats nice


a cactus?


Jedididimus u must feel accomplished now


You know what? I want to swap houses with you. I want floor heating Volrac


Interesting


TalkingBlueCactus


So do I.


nice


Ice Queen Lets come out of the closets and then hide back in as quickly as possible


Very interesting of you to have intercourse with a cactus


Hey u said u wont tell anyone


Thedarklordlilith Don't knock it till you try it, it feels way better than hearing Ice Queen's insults lmao


Thats obv what I was going for, cause pleasure wasnt on the table


Lmao


I did not send this female my genitals in a picture


i love ices insults


sound like you did


comRADE69420 I did not have sexual relations with that woman


To air is human


ChromePython24 Hai hillary


oop


Or you just get that gold for yourself


I wonder what could have happend if Hilary was president


Fubz not if you put on a condom, then they touch condom


Why I had someone telll me tonight my cactus is


Wait up


comRADE69420 I really don't want to know


You don't either


Probably more wars


Umm


more?


comRADE69420 i did not have any presidential affection with that woman


They need them ducking oil


Oh sorry for talking politics guys


Me to


I ain't


I think I scared the unwoke


There are other channels for a reason


WHO THE FRICK IS PINGING ME


REEE


Amazing. Hey fuckface


HexIs i'm not


Not me


me neither


Jedididimus ok wow u get dms


cries stop:


HexIs something wrong?


Ayyy level up


Volracyes


Volracim getting pinged alot


HexIs give me all ur complaints in dm please


Had to flex


Jack need hug and support


I just


HexIs lmao


Yui hug HexIs


i can see the problem


I h8 it


change your NAME


lmao


jack.6227 we spoke about this


stop complaining then


The lords have named me this


Great minds think alike Volrac


HexIs jack. Jack good luck guys


Fight for the real jack


bet the house on me


Jack has period


My insults aren't meant to sound good, that's the whole point of insults lycoming464


Fight to the deth


jack. HexIs will the real jack please stand up


Remember


Meh.


cmon man dont bring my gender into this


I'm the first.


I'm jack too


Ice Queen great minds live in a closet


ooh


Sorry, what gender are you again? I can't tell jack.


He has a period at the end of his name


I am on of the 48


My name is Zzziiiwaaa777xxcclllooopppmmm1111


Fight HexIs jack.


No its not


And the 7 is silent


This is why I secretly think you're a cool panda Volrac


Actually, it's all silent


Do i count as a jack?


Ans you just put a Jack


Jack HexIs jack. please stop jacking off


no kr


Volracno


Y not be jack fake and jack.


Jack. Tha taint the thing todo


jackandjaycee Jackhole Jim HexIs Jack inkie inkie jack26 jackKOTN Jackie


Ice Queen Sorry i'm cute, but thanks anyway


too many jacks


There are four jacks in this server


wheres moto moto


And none have any trades


schizophreniac


More than that


hes banned


Ice Queen sorry i got downvoted, so now i am very cool, thx


jack. seriusly?hes banned?


for wut


jack. HexIs starrfoxx inkie


Hi Jack I'm jack


Yes, by me, you take my compliments or else...I'm too tired for this Volrac


Hey jack


This Jack has a hole


True


But which jack is jack talking to


Can someone explain why people are banned


May I just


Must be useful for pocketing things


Ice Queen ur so cool for still willing to talk to me while being tired


Volrac is the face of the new walmart campaign


Perhaps


A N Y O N E W H E R E S M O T O M O T O


hes banned bluemine


idk why


Pls leave Fubz


Imma just watch the jacks


Didnt we just go through this?


ah i missed him so much


Sami is also banned


Lumberjacks are better


Smh


I'm a jack but technically I'm not a jack


Fubz at least i earn money that way


I N E E D A N E W N A E M. B U T N O T A C T U A L L Y!


Flap jack


,rank


Im og jack


SamiVaporStudios jack.


F U C K!


Ohh thats a rank


N O.


Blumine cut it out with the caps lock


gtingz I've found my home


All hail the real jack!


Ice Queen as you command my queen


Lets put at least one Jack in a box. Another can go in the boot of a car. Another can just jack off...


Pretty sure using caps lock is against rules


bruh


REEE


HexIs L I G M A


Where are the mods


Blumine B A L L Z, N W O R D!


Hello im a mod without powers


Man the dad jokes it hurts


They don't care about caps lock


Yes


Wow ok


It really doesn't matter


Y EE T T W E TODHEBWX


See?


hi i love metal music ChromePython24 lycoming464


Blumine I love bleach and ammonia


I'm like spiderman but then without spiderman


jack was hot


Any other jacks need ask the existing jacks permission to exist


Volrac like Iron man without the suits, money, fame, level of intellect


These are the new standards starting now


Thedarklordlilith oh Leo? Yeah


1000 hottie


lycoming464 Did iron man have money?


Math!


chrome shooting fire


how dare you bring math into this


Man have a chan where only jacks can speak


he meth


Technically you did


I joke


comRADE69420 and none can leave. Like we lock the door?


we all joke chrome...mostly


Volrac yes he's rich asf


Pirate: Pi is a 10/10


Volrac explain this


Lmao


TalkingBlueCactus PING PING


Bing bing


yea ok i saw it the first time smh


bling bling


Blumine energy is mass times the speed of light squared


Sing sing


oh i thought that was a show


Jedididimus he brain


Jedididimus first get your equation right


pls snipe


Blumine at the center of our galaxy is a supermassive black hole


TalkingBlueCactus then u must be very rich


Volrac youre picking on the fact that I had no equals sign? Fair


you two were far


at least cover your tracks well


what is going on


Raise your hand if you're still using Windows 7


Jedididimus 2 is not 2


ell microsoft wont support it


Picky picky


stares in ubuntu


Windows 10 Windows 7


Yui was so hot


stares in linux


not you


i dont have the button for squared


Try this


Volrac money doesnt matter to me dear, im a goddess


Windows exp every other windows


!pick 9217


!Pick 9217


!pick nibba


Lmao


!rob someone


who wants to be robbed?


im out of them panda


i really am


TalkingBlueCactus ur ovaries are destroyed already?


Try the degree sign


Rob me of a b and I can be robed


who wants to be robbed


Volrac technically kind of


yui rob Jedididimus


i protecc the 1 v 1 talk


!rob Jedididimus


Jedididimus


yes i know


!rob drowning


What happened TalkingBlueCactus


nothin


nvm


lmao Blumine


!topic


Ha. Ha. Ha.


talk on


deaf


Neither


both


i want to see my ex


yui say i lick panda sexy feet


Volrac ok Hellen Keller


Id be deaf.


same


drowning wut u gonna tell him when u see him and u are deaf


oh wait ur a guy


guy


bruh


Volrac


Meteorologist


He could say whatever. She can still hear him lmao


Pornstar


drowning please my apologies, i was both blind and deaf for a moment


Lmao


i would open my arms and say i love u so much


A palaeontologist... or a proctologist


As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?


YAGPDB.xyz8760 happy jk Na I wanted bling bling


I forget which


im gonna tell her i would open my arms and say i love u so much


drowning she already had a boyfriend


I'm back


guess who


lycoming464 lmao how many do u have


At the auto shop


YAGPDB.xyz alive


!topic


shes mine


Getting an oil change


Reeses


Blumine how did i get into this


jack.6227 well. You did it, kid.


yui say panda steal abbey girlfriend


dang it six musketeers is full


Blumine bro dont type that again


yui mock test this command, cuz i dont know if it is a command and i dont want to go to botcommands


aww


No wonder it only lasted 4 years pfft


Whats up gamers


Blumine leave drowning alone


ChromePython24 aight im outtie


Whats up Cob on a Korb


Korby some are piannist some are programmer some are scammer


Im surprised she didnt devorce u then


comRADE69420 she legally couldnt yet


Blumine ah dude whyd u have to say the steal thing ahhh


Blumine Some pandas are all at once


What was the pun


drowning nah didnt say that man


This may sound corny but will you marry me


Korby hi


Hiya


She's 17


Then I took a big old bite of corn


Your mom is 17?


Your grandmother


Volrac look at ur balance i give you lots of roaches and can you give me 150 roaches for a cashback...give me at botcommands


gtingz 5 pairs


Gonna buy these when they release


pay Blumine 50


oh wait


!pay


Jedididimus I dont know is that a pun


!pay Blumine 50


They look boring


now gimme the drugs


gtingz They're gorgeous and comfortable asf


Like hard socks


Volrac look at ur balance man i give u lots of roaches now give me another 100


for a cashback


Blumine sorry this is how economy works


And definitely not a good proposal


Imma get me a pair of these bad boys


So expensive tho


Volrac sike im a scammer


Korby Same


Ah she said yes


But now Im glad the proposal was half arsed


!balance


thats how scamming works


They got pushed back I think Korby


Dont know why. Wish she didnt


Wouldnt doubt it


gosh i miss moto moto


why did he get banned


hello moto


alright dude thats cool she devorced u so lots of females seem to be hitting on u


Go marry moto moto Blumine


comRADE69420 ur off topic man


Mete aww I wrote that forever ago ily lmao


Jedididimus nah i didnt have amulet of mara so


Sure


Ha!


I understood that reference


Huh


I wish I were joking. But then I dont have that many friends


Ew.


big yuck


Whaaa


Korby whats the reference


lmao nice pfp lycoming I have that meme on my phone


Skyrim


gtingz Ty ty


Im gaymer


gtingz B E G O N E T H O T


Yui kiss gtingz


33 kisses


yui say B E G O N E T H O T


gtingz


even yui say


Oh thats comrade nvm


Goals


by guys im going to sleep


give me some goodnight kiss


ahhh yeah i can feel it


mmm


I'll give you a goodnight ignore


Better than nothing


so im gonna ask another server to give me goodnight kiss


Goodnight licc


Goodnight and good riddance everyone


And good day


Enjoy a day without puns while you can


goodnight


!pick 1471


Hi James


Oi oi!


What up?


Me in a can


Yes u in a can?


!pick 2677


weep


Whats good g


Get it cuz ur name g


on my last dino nuggie


Masta babby


I really do be here a lot


On slow


Id like to thank all two of my fans


Gimme ur last nug


i already ate it


z


My day is ruined


And my dissatisfaction immeasurable


Ill cry on u


My tears are acidic


Its from chipotle dont ask


Thx for reminding me YAGPDB.xyz I appreciate


!remind 1440 pls remind me of that time i sent a reminder


BeaunusPoints i got my mangos


mango shake is a liquid meal


dont add it with other heavy things g


huh


js


yea


im jus eating a mango


ooo


mango shake sounds good tho


idk if u can find this mango based candy


nah u once had a lot of indian food


and lassi was heavy


ohhh lmao


that mango lassi killed me with all that food


lmao yes


!pick 3397


wow chat do be ded


Any fellow madlads from EU?


Nobody move


Innn


West Philadelphia born and raised


when a couple of kids were up to no good


Started making trouble in my neighborhood


oh nice story coming


Something something trouble in the hood


Mom got scared


Said ur moving with ur aunti in bel air


She pack my bags


So I whistled for a cab and when it came near


The license plate said fresh


And there was dice on the mirror


Kiss me I'm Swedish


Hey guava


hi poley lmao


Yaaayyy


The eggplant is back


Whatchu doing gorl


jus finished my mangoo


idk what to do


das me


Damm you are getting mangoes


In lockdown


Lucky gorl


its called going to the store


Take protection while going out


whooo tf is that


That's the spirit


No idea


Just found it


Yo


Woot Woot


Baek bawk


Me hawk


10 min since the last comment?


New world record


Idk why Nano saying Gorls cracks me up Everytime


That's what gorls do to me


They spread


Love


nano im getting mangoes too


BUT i got asked for physical verification for meds


mangoesmeds apparently


Someone plz come talk to me I am very lonely:


The only person who came on was an Indian dude promoting his tik tok


!pick 3888


Fair enough


beans check the deletedchannel channel


What is that?


check out that channel


u can right?


Yeah


Its like dating profile but not?


Idk


its not?


What is that


I am breaking the rules


i have a lit af selfie to share


hot


even more Rick Ross this time


dude looks like a goomba


Monk unleasing your inner Golden I see


Can't remember my old roles


Lost them all


thanks Nav


uisomnew I tried my best


Still forgot one


Hope they give me Catfish back


Was the first role I bought


hi!


MaFayce well I know I had sluts that's my signature role also catfish og vc and few more


Newbie here, I had trouble not being able to send messages


thegirlwholeft perhaps you didn't read the rules


Perhaps you left


I think I got confused, I never used discord before


I was making fun of ur username but ok


no issues


And was confused when I could chat with othe channels and not to others


ok, just saw that now


Slowly you will get the hang of it


yeah, now I now how my grandma feels


Lmao


That's very true


Now be patient with her


What subreddit are you mod of polethehole/r/badpuns?


Yes


how's everyone doing?


Not bad to be honest


What about you


mm it's starting to bum me out a bit


but yeah, not too bad


thegirlwholeft I'm missing the days where I used to sleep on schedule


I just miss going out


Things are opening up on Friday here


where abouts do you live?


Not sure how it will work out


Texas


We had a considerably low death rate in the country, hope it stays that way


pole is a mod of r/MNFH


ohh, tbf Texas is not so densely populated right, compared to NY atleast


he brings the hooker insight


Sleeping schedule!? Tell me about it I have been late for work for the last 2 years late for school my whole high school


Yeah, that's one good thing, but we don't really care about staying indoors


drowning


Th3W0LFinEWE sorry dude I forgot to thank you,thanks a lot I appreciate it


uisomnew I just woke up at 9:30am for my 9:30am meeting


was it over the phone?


Yeah


Could even remember the dial in code


barely


I'm even late on dates and everything it's like 15 minute to an hour late to everything


i much prefer teleconferences over physical meetings


It's like I'll be there in 5 minutes and I arrive hour later


I prefer physical unless you want to share your screen


drowning all good! Hope it helped


G


When did you get your own selfiemoji


G, we did it! We beat karonaviarus!


mete put it on a while ago


OII BOY


prob too early tbh


i jus wanna get back to work


gtingz grrr get out


Guess that means no second stimulus check


I never stopped working never been to quarantine


gtingz


Welps enjoy your prison what else can I say


I be everywhere


im a homebody so im not rly missing going out as much as i miss making money


yea lets be honest 1200 dollars isnt enough


doesnt even cover one month's rent


yui avatar Kingkept


are you flexingwith an anime shirt?


yea it's a rick and morty shirt


ooo rick and morty


200 iq


Kingkept


Me paying 200 dollars rent and complaining about it


how do you get so jacked Kingkept


got any fitness advice?


jack.6227 lmao


im not jacked


Rick and morty is American anime CMV


How to turn muscle to man Bob 1O1


rick and morty is nothing like anime


i watch anime too, love it


Ahhh


Stupid therapy


Having dad bod at 21


dad bods are still in


right?


So I'm hawt than


i like all sizes


but you arent fat lmao


Yus I am I'm 95kg


Me?


how much is that in pounds, isnt that huge?


u t you arent fat


speak american pls


lbs


navkthx


Like 200


how tall are u


and thanks jack


it's cool tho stalker


Not much around 5,7


youre just extra fluffy


is that mean to say?


my bad


extra fluffy


I was way bigger but I lowered my fluff for 44 lbs


oi congrats


Right after he gave birth


he was 44lbs lighter


Exactly


he gave birth in the 10th trimester


and had octuplets


Lmao


remember octomom


yah, farah something


Nadya Suleman


racist


lmao oh


that's right, that's what it was


farah is our bot


Smashyawww yo why you guys use the max 6 people room? why dont you use the unlimited people room?


Coz it is epic


Suleiman sounds pretty Christian


that's sullivan


Suleiman is a persian name


Perhaps it was the most Christian in the ottoman empire


Region of origin is arabic


Ofcourse jackhad makhandi


Cumans


navkthx you have your med card right?


yeh


do u remember how much it was


prob different for states but


it was like S250 or so


ive heard like 250 but this site says 50


okey


well it's like, there are a couple of separate charges, and that can vary per state


it's like S75 in florida just to submit the registration for it


and then the rest was like fees for the doctor visit


okk makes sense


Gets insurance


Still pays S140 per doctor visit


Capitalism


yeah that's high


This dude tried to scam me into paying S140 deductible instead of S40 out of pocket


oof


uisomnew I got a vid for you


My grandparents go to florida and we're canadian they met a guy who literally has some sort of thing moving in his hand but refuses to pay to go get it checked


He'd rather golf


MaFayce


Sure hmu while I compose my cringy deletedchannel request


Seen it


Yeah


!pick 8779


S40 to hold your baby


After you just gave birth to it


That girl's Expression was perfect


Breh 300 dollars is my rent utilities included for 50sqm apartment


I'mma punch you


Violence not answer


Lmao


Wdym almost?


They voted 54 against a decision to release him due to COVID


so, if it wasnt for COVID he'd be released?


What did Gary do Oyuz


Oh Gary


Ridgeway had a pretty high score


Stg Discord is glitching out


Yeah I seen that too


Hes an old man now, same with Kaczynski


Moist?


Id rather see Ted K released than Gary


This m word is good


huh?


what happened there?


i can but what happened?


i mean, what needs edits there?


yea they dont yes


i tried too


sending


Are you pawning off the tedious jobs?


for all channels


Smart man


hmm ok


got it


so?


like, i know that i can still see channels


i thought it was a yag bug


not assigning roles and actions properly


You get the role but you'd have to edit all the channels to remove permissions from the take a break role


i dont think i have permissions access


i just took a break rn


I think he's gonna give it to you is what he means


i mean, operator doesnt give me access to roles and how it affects viewability of channels


thats why i didnt get how i could help


!pick 5146


Hi everyone! 21 year old male from Europe No idea why I'm here


Anyways about me:


classical music I play the kazoo


likes to bike


doesent have the virus


Technologymy specialty is emails, reading emails, sending emails, deleting emails you name it


So feel free to pay attention to me


wrong place


Is this good enough


wow i need an email specialist


now i know who to send them to proofread


hrhrhrhrhr


prepare for a deluge when im applying to grad school


I'm going to add the list to my tinder as well


Yes I had lot going on


IM CACTUS REMEMBER MEEE


man how are u


Oh yes I have that button checked


Well after the break from all those social media and stuff I feel wonderfull to be honest physically and mentally


Never felt more alive


hrhrhrhr i took a break from my uni life


some parts of me blossomed


Glad to hear that


There are so many newbies around here I barely see some of you that I used to chat with


ikr


i realised uni life was an echo chamber


and now its hard to go back


over here its a massive diversity so my soft skills got hella better


Welp I don't know honestly I never went to uni


It might be cool meeting all those new people


lmaoo


i literally have a type of ppl i tolerate irl


being glued to your phone saves a lot of social activity


Howdy do.


hi mini


Mini Alchemist Howdy...


yui hug Mini Alchemist


Gosh phones are the ultimate anti socialiser I feel little to no respect from people that look in their phone while we hang


I agree...


a hug! I love hugs!


uisomnew its a defense mech for me


in seminars when i wanna keep a low profile etc


Its a work thing for me.


Well in seminars too you look like you aren't paying attention or you don't wanna be there when you look at your phone


Honestly I have tought about downgrading from my smartphone to some old phone with buttons but I must have a smartphone to be avaliable to clients


i like seminars all right


its after that seminar when ppl come around


Uuugh I just realized how much work I have to do.


dont we all:


same mini


It's like your credibility raises for 20 just by not using your phone


but im like oh god no


ik


but then


when theres tooo many ppl arouund and youre scared


it helps


True.


Welp I have social anxiety as well but phones make it worse in fact


you shouldnt be resigned to just looking at it though


as much as i judge ppl for being hooked to phones... i get it


samme social anxietyyy


nah i cant talk well irl


i need to have my facade set up


maybe theyre feeling the same things youre feeling, who knows?


i keep a pretty mask for that


i come off as extremely professional so it helps hehehe


try to look around and talk to people?


judah


Well that depends on your stage of social anxiety at some point people can't talk at all been there you feel like you are beeing swallowed by the ground


its only natural


just dont bother people when they dont feel like talking, aight?


I had a conversation with myself in the canned goods aisle complete with voices. It freaked out the stock guy.


uisomnew i mean, yeah


nice wish that was easy ael


but not doing anythings not gonna help


try to ease out of it. its hard but doable.


I remember year and a half ago I literally was about to faint when I got into a random Caffe to get a bag of ice I couldn't even look the waitress in the eyes I left her a tip like an autistic kid for the favour and was about to vomit rushing out with the bag


Aw.


like komi san, huh


well they sell bags of ice here.


Yeah we were out of ice cubes so I went to the Caffe in my apartment building


ooo


It was like the party wasn't enough pressure


mmm i dont remember since ive been inside for a whole month


but i got terrible anxiety when i was addressing my new team


team?


had gotten new kids and i was the team tech lead


you sound like a power ranger


oh


Aw. What I accept that as het job.


yea


im a tech lead for a project im working on


You are now a Power Ranger.


im not a power ranger im not that fit


cool! you like t e C h?


sadly yes


im not as smart as it looks like dw


my brain cells left me


Hi beaches


Hello.


hi shark


like coding? or pcs? or arduinos? or


Hi alchemy


Howdy do polethehole


and batteries


yE u mY pEePle


thats an imp part im responsible for


and overall electrical safety lead


thats annoying


Oi programmable logical circuits are dope .


TalkingBlueCactus well do you like the job?


Whoa whoa whoa... take that eggplant emoji back.


its not a job


its a uni project


well do you like the field and or course?


i do yes


i wish to work there but on the materials end for batteries


so its slightly diff


im a chemistry person w a minor in EE


chem can easily run off to matsci


what


Cool. My sister graduates this year with her EE


cmon


eWE ARE IN T HE PRESCENCE OF A GOD


thats nice mini!


ael


Shes awesome


lets make some meth


i mean, im a goddess still


i can actually, yes


im in my third yr so i have done lab techniques


How about we make brownies instead!


Way more tasty.


surprisingly


I can!


weed brownies


i am a kitchem failure


You can lick the bowl after.


kitchen


yea im better at bowl licking


weed gummy bears?


People studying technology don't know the struggles of geography history chemistry psychology etc but the maths tho:x


My dad made weed cookies for my brother. I was like i get it but omg” weed gummy bears are perfect.


hmm?


yes bread


I STILL HAVE TO GO TO GRAD SCHOOL


get the bread


why is that shrek emoji different lmao


Pls brazzers gtingz


nice bun g


how does it NOT be painfulll


Foods with THC oil are pretty legit but they come on slow and strong, then stick around


buns give me headaches for daysss


i miss my buns


!pick 6214


i chopped my locks


same


anyone have an afro?


gtingz tell me about it


Aww.


uisomnew look geography is... hmmm


What's afro


Nice bun


its a hairstyle


tons of maint


Pls gif afro


yea that


goddamit


eww


gtingz nice Bobs


Afro is both a hairstyle of fluffed out like a sphere and an abbreviation for African in some cases


Imma go make cookie brownies now.


bobs?


Pls gif jesus


thats somehow worse


wow nice gifs there enough w the spam


bewbs?


Like AfroAmerican studies


uisomnew math hoe?


TalkingBlueCactus


I'm alergic to math


Gotcha


math major:


gtingz wait, are there bobs and bewbs?


who knows


pls gif anime tiddies


Damnit


judah that's a win


aRGH


ok ok no more gif pls


I've never seen that gif and I am glad my past self never had to


y'all fking it up


ok god s


Huh. Thats cool.


But now that my current self has seen it, my future self will have seen it


uisomnew ouch. major?


hmmm yea


theres ways to edit that


genetic modification


So I've got that to look forward to


u see every time u remember something, its the memory of it


and theyre plastic


arsenic?


TalkingBlueCactus like a vibrator?


nah


plasticdeformable


A brildo


memories have plasticity


yes


a drain


they do


My 6 year old apparently thinks I must eat.


theyre right


Mini Alchemist not technically incorrect


she made me a sandwich.


Mini Alchemistawww, but is it edible?


Or is it like, PlayDoh?


its PBJ


play doh is edible


I know 6 year olds are not 2 year old


just sayin


non toxic gang rise up


play doh isnt food tho but its edible


Like the worlds thinnest spread of PB.


they made it that so that kids wont be poisoned


But I don't want to assume your 6 year old's sandwich comprehension level


So cute.


Everything is edible


nah jack


Mini Alchemist I wonder if that's her preference


jack. at least once


When you in tech degree and you learn bout vibrators


Girls in class be like


Exactly


jack. you try eating a prion


Heyo gold


Nah its because PB is hard to come by right now.


And let me know how that goes


uisomnew FOR REAL?


MrShakes sup bruh


Havin a beautiful day


how you doin


non toxic gang rise up


judah gang gang


stalker youre a tech major?


MrShakes happy about handing out devices to families in need


sorry i forgottt


i totally forgot your majorrr


BeaunusPoints crayon eating gang


BeaunusPoints Are they on loan or getting rid of older stuff? Cause thats sick


judah gan... No


That seems off


jack. you must be a strong guy


TalkingBlueCactus


Yes i send emails read emails etc


Jk computer science and automatisation is my thing


he is


ooo


MrShakes devices from outside organizations, some of which were donated to them originally by the school


interesting!


niiice


Thats pretty sick gold nice one


Volrac i can barely kill a kitten


nice stalker getting my email ss


good luck


jack. Physically strong, not emotionally strong


test


sexually strong


can confirm, jack can barely kill a kitten


oh wait


We're just the conduit to connect them refurbished with Linux and putting old 7pass wiped drives ram in them and get them handed out


I'm overthinking this again


yes


White kid tells someone who grew up in pakistan that he isn't emotionally strong


OK


which part panda?


ooof jack


BeaunusPoints Thats still pretty good I like


man no matter where you grew up in you could still be emotionally strong


jack. If you have any complaints, please adress them in my DMs, i will be at your service


I aint getting in your DMs


what a way to tell u need ppl in DMs


Goddess I'm literally the dumbest legal consultant you can have I got employed without a cv I went to this company like Patrick in Chum Bucket and threw a project of mine in their face beeing all like


I want job in anxious autistic voice


jack. then u prolly dont have complaints


pls spank jack.


youre a legal consultant?


coool


smorttt


bish im 20 and still wading through a degree


ppl at 20 be mintin


is it a cute angle?


whaa


!pick 8692


oh poop


ah snap


!pick 8962


wow


sorry i was in the 69 mood


i literally waited for u panda


clearly


so 69 mood


Waz GOOOD


im more of a 96 person but ok


My peeps


it was my first employment I had literally no experience what else am I gonna write in that resume


All I did for 4 years before I graduated was sit in the girls dorm and did projects for USAID and META probably the most productive thing I have done was a radio show


USAID?


Who said


Almallah pls no german pics, only english


Did you say usaid or who said


lock he liked dutch pics


stalker did


double dutch


Uh ok


WAZ GOOOD


Wow so nice of you


Yeah USAID had this project about anti discrimination and shi


LMAOOO


ah i see


and?


its a lovely resume point!


like, now i know how u got that job


i rejected a theoretical intern to work on my project


switches tab, sees picture of hitler, closes tab


Come on


TalkingBlueCactus I didn't have a salary over S40k in a year from a single job until I was 27, S60k until 28, and S85k until 31


Hitler was a great painter


tbh idk whats high golden...


He wasn't


like, if i convert to inr its wayyy diff


He applied to art schools and got rejected on the basis of his paintings being shit


But yeah, there's people can make good money at 20 in some fields


He was an muah performor


Mirabella if he were, he wouldn't be famous


and then he gassed the jews


Like a short movie about stuff street art and stuff which is totally connected with technology


Da vinci recommended him


BeaunusPoints like stem? but then, if u take a 4yr degree... youd be studying at 20


uisomnew thats nice!


Simple history wih shakey


Like commission sales in a busy area, modeling, acting, musicians, etc, but most are from connections


yea


thats the issue


its from connections


im too...unconnected


also


I was really worried about my own future tbh. My parents gave me a lifestyle that I can't possibly maintain. But then my dad came to the rescue, he showed me that I had skills that could be utilised to make money


whats considered high golden?


I have so many useless papers congratulating me on my time spent off school


i take it that its 70k per yr


uisomnew lmaooo thats all those competitions and olympiads for me


back in school


now im like, why did i do this


Ye he recommended him before he died


But this got me feeling like college is useless. I hate doing papers and homeworks. Too nuanced and easy.


couldve had a childhood but ok


spliff


nah


its more than that, at least for me


but then my uni is ice


nice


Towill shitposting


Yeah I like taking courses at my own pace


My university declared the opening on august


im too weird w courses


So yay ig


and not worrying about grades, while learning


sameee


Cuz it was boring as fuk


The only classes I went to was programming and practical where we went to factories programmed logical circuits and made our own boards


im looking fwd to uni


so bad


I feel like I'm weird in general


making own boards is nice


I miss going to uni, online classes sucked


i am one tho


and corona is ma break


I like uni because you meet all kinds of ppl


like, i cant imagine that a baby like me could learn to weld tig


EEW


no i just down more booze in dares


and ramen


you like tig welding?


Definately, moving out for uni, or atleast having parents that give you freedom is fun


kinda


its more of an ego thing


TalkingBlueCactus high income is relative to the cost of living in the area


ok tig welder


HEY


i can also do KICKASS titrations


i rarely overshoot


hrhrhhrhrhrhrhr


S40k/yr in rural South Dakota could be the equivalent to S110k/yr in a high cost Urban area


ooo that diff?


I'll see if I can find a calculator


i have no idea what that means but go you!


Titrations were so hard for me, that phenowhatever was so hard to work w/


phenolpthalein


misspelt it


fuck english


BeaunusPoints it really is like that man


living in cities is expensive asf


i LOVE ONE SHADE OF PINK and its phenolpthalein endpoint


w dilute solns


and man i love the EBT blue


I really want to live in a big city by myself, but damn its so expensive


and iodine blue


i live in one


rent is like 30 of ur income


Me too


you live in iodine blue?


yea


this is hilarious


i wanna live in new york one day:


TalkingBlueCactus


my god


that diff?


nice babby


I hear SD is nice and dirt cheap


Pierre is one of the biggest cities in South Dakota, though


ooo


It's even more in rural areas


w..hay


!pick 9131


wow im gettin roaches


LMAOO


!pick 000


!pick 9819


!pick ass


how does this work


I should go play roach cocks in the casino


lmaooo golden


judah a bot will occasionally announce that some are available to grab


also my post raid balance is like, twice my old balance


!pick cotton


oh


TalkingBlueCactus same


ooo


I'd probably live in a trailer park on purpose


I think bc they love us


happened w everyone ig


ikr golden


they should


all those nasty Dms smh


i need love all right


trailer park living when youre not broke is a pretty decent way to sabe money and travel


da vinci died in the 15th century retard


jack. art stans after finding out his birthday be like


It's crazy how many people they are on earth and how I still feel alone


judah


Exactly what I tought


yea its a stat mystery nem


But honestly, whats the point of having money and not enjoying though


not a traveler id live in a tiny shack in a nice locality


safety is imp man


Or a tiny house, yeah TalkingBlueCactus


I wish I had more friends


im a lady


i wanna live large though


I'm lonely


i wanna be a billionaire


That being said, those tiny houses are cozy


yea tiny housesss


so fricken bad


nah ael


its impractical


judah start with a plan on how to afford it


buying all the things ive never had


i wanna live in a yert


yatch?


i wanna be on the cover of


yert


forbes magazine


smiling next to oprah and the queen


now every time i close my eyes


yurt


my poor jawbones


i see my name in shining lights


no one?


creeper


ok ok we know the song


I forgot the lyrics


jesus am i that old


Korby hello friend


i couldn't find you


I mean I would live the fancy life in a penthouse I will love it everyone will but rent nowadays it's crazy compared to income in every country in the world even third world countries


If you want to be wealthy, when you earn money, you gotta save first, then pay bills, then cover expenses, then with what's left, you can budget it for fun spending and/or additional savings


hi cosmic


someone said da vinci recommended


HW


was replying to that


thats a lot of work golden


Hi everyone


i assume a lot of you live in the US?


I live in the US


alright.


Canada


i mean, if i jump in the job sector id be on the ok ish end of income


whats minimum wage in your state?


look who's here


its my uncle!


Wym depends only people making money in third world countries are doctors politicians and tech freelancers speaking of legal ways


Minimum wage here is garbage


makes sense pat


Oedipus complex!


my god no


jack. i dont care about contexts when making a bad joke!


uisomnew politician isnt the legal way mostly js


Momuckold!?


its mostly corruption:/


Dade do u know the meaning of your username?


not the server nick, the username


oh he gon


you just got flaked on a discord server


TalkingBlueCactus


That's an understatement understanding the laws and'holes' in the law isn't illegal


how do you feel


judah whaa


look first up:


Plus politicians have immunity so yeah technically legal


lmaooo


what


nah


uisomnew lmaoo yes


hi sic im not sleeping anytime soon


Hey remember when Bill Clinton flew on Epstein's island 20 times


i have 3 servers to take care of


yea


How do you take care of servers!?


Change the fan when it stops spinning


hmm?


nah just some stuff


shitposting Beepy


Wait did images get banned again


BAZONGO


I'm sorry lenart, i really am truth is, you were bazingad from the start


dude


nah im just... messing around


DMs open stalker dw


Hello, pls dm all ur complaints to me


Try opening terminal and executing rm rf/ they say its fun


yea i heard that too


Volrac my god we know this


Oh ur one of these AltF4 guys


LMAOOO


ikr


good one panda


why do i feel like stalker has done this


Rm rf is far more fun than alt f4


and regretted and lived to tell the tale


ik dude


Yes I have many times while tired


Deleted weeks worth of code


uisomnew I'm using windows, nothing happened.


Volrac try rmdir C:Windows


Windows is on my D: partition


what


That's blasphemy


are you running an ssd


He is bluffing


Madlad


nah it works like a charm!


if it works, it works!


mmm optane?


whats on C then?


Ooh


Well than


Execute rmdir WINDIRsystem32


Problem solved


What if i renamed my system32


That should be illegal


I want to keep the hackers away from system32 ofc


so why not


Still can be dynacally located I think


It's not like hackers will set static paths


Depends on if its a nigerian hacker or not


lmaooo i dont think u can rename it


Than you'd receive an email about a virus not a virus


idk if u enabled all dev options


Oh yes got you there


hmm?


i has everything enabled


and then it works


mmm ruby and perl not bad


and then disable


well idk these are old ruby and perl when i was still messing around with that


u have prog files in C and os in D?


what do u keep in C anyways


yes whats ur problem


im asking


gosh


sorry if i did smh


all complaints in dm pls


Ruby folder full of p0rn


Oh u found out who ruby is


man i need to be careful w selfies


Who is Ruby and what is it doing on your computer


TalkingBlueCactus u dont do nude selfies, ur save


uisomnew pls stop stalking me


/Me runs ip address on shodan for open webcams


Double fail


ok DM sent pat


Ok then im save, only TalkingBlueCactus knows my webcam


mmm yes


i do


Volrac


someones interested


TalkingBlueCactus stop giving me mixed signals


use fourier transforms


silly


oh yes thanks


youre welcome


need assistance?


well i need to multiply sequences at some point


unless


!pick 5316


kthx


well done


Handsome af


ikr


a face only a server could love


that's my face reveal


beautiful


thank you


It is Alice I can't decide if you look more gorgeous in the plank or in that face


Ik my art skills and creativity are on another level


Artistic archetectonic marvel by It is Alice


I'm deeply moved that you all apreciate my skills


omg you're just copying me


pls kill opm


opm is a dummy


It is Alicejust copyright strike him


Alice is cute!


pls slap Girardi


I assume never seen u but yeah Alice is cute


pls slap Joshua


Lmao


omg thanks for calling me cute uwu. imma blush I'm just a plank from ed edd and edy at the end


Na u cute uwu


Even well made planks are cute


lmao


LyamFurious the feeling you get after weeks of home quarantine


Why the images aren't loading for me


BaatMaanyeah mate


Pls snipe


I didn't mean to send that


hello shakes


I realize that even inanimate objects have soul


So we have commenced the slow take over huh?


Hey Alice


How she go


Sup shakes


Watching dumb videos atm


Wyd


!pick 9476


the money is all mine


I'm getting a little rusty


!rob It is Alice


Dang


My fingers to slow


!balance


I lost so much trying to get the algorithm of gambling command


U guys can have the money sweeties


My robs always work


!pay LyamFurious 150


There ya go


Aww ty ty


Not bad for a novice


!work


Oh snap


Chat went dead


My Graphics card arrives Saturday, and then my new computer will be complete.


Cool


Funnily enough, my old computer died just as I finished moving my files to my external hard drive, .


I guess perfect timing then


!pick 6283


Swup


sup


how you doing


starrfoxx are you anti or pro cop


lmao


Is miri ok


She been mia


Where is mirianastrench


she's fine brah


wow nav


pink


yeh


how


what happened to mod blu?


Hope she is ok


!pick 2989


@ you ok


i'm on timeout goddess


why are you demodded navidaddy


really?


why


oh


ok


messed w bots?


Upset fearless leader


!whois


!balance


!whoami


Lmao


YES


I DID


and it was an impulse thing


Manga wow


G r a y


lmao


pls nick had given me that


,rank goddess


,rank


there


how


im that jobless


did you get to 46


tf


I DONT KNOW


why am i like this i dont know jack


C


I


L


M


B


Keep it up


jack. the First one to rise that meteorically was Liquid Horses. Then Cac, then Crab


ell get off discordd


ahh welll


idk man


Chat died


,rank


am i gonna share the same fate?


Sad


I don't think so


i mean


im not sure


!pick 8329


hi cf


What?


whaa


rentals


whaaa


ell


level 40 already


rhhrhr


no. 8


jack. I progress slowly


cfire why do you look like a lesbian


in your pfp


makes sense


cause why not


relatable


yui pfp


bet you didn't know I was a squiggly lesbian


I so hungry rn


you spelled horny wrong


Nah hungry


eesh


I did eat Yogurt in the morning


stares in munching cookies


Im at home rn


Who wanna see a pic of my bro


Chat ded


ChromePython24 I do


Coz that'll mean it's you


Coz the other one was your brother


Dude I posted it earlier


My picture is in selfies


Hello everyone


How are you all feeling on this sunny Wednesday


it's raining and I have to find a new place to live


but i have hummus


Its cloudy here


hbu haley


What happened


Uhh Im doing fine


sunny


what a joke


it's a mess, but basically being a joint lease and one guy was insane and got kicked out, the other one just decided not to stay


so the landlord offered a new lease to a new group


yup, oh well


lesson learned. Don't rent with randos


or get your own lease


tbh it's a great relief. I have been talking to lawyers the past 3 months cause I thought that was absolute bullshit. He didn't even offer us the new lease


but talking to two lawyers today revealed it would be far more complicated so


now I know what i must do


I must have auditory dyslexia. I could have sworn this lady said her name was Dogwan, but it's Godwin


Hey guava


Ly


hi poley


these places say no smoking


but that's not gonna happen


yes i am


i also have all the necessary weed cover up devices


Sniffing candles


Ikea candles hit different


i usually only do ikea edibles


r/iamverybadass


Follow this


reddit is for sub average penises


Damm and you are sub small


So maybe instagram


Well if only blood was in your brains to realise not every neighbour who looks different isn't your mom


Dayum


social media is just brain drain


except Zero Hedge


which you don't need social for but whatever


Hello, i once was very smart, but now i do social media, look what has become of me


cute dumb panda


Starting to wonder if I have an entitlement problem


do you get frustrated when people don't acknowledge you?


thx for noticing me gtingz, im indeed very dumb


you're welcome


cFire sometimes


Or at least, I don't know a way for them to notice me


DPP21 you are noticed


eh it's complicated, but I would subtract that from your set of anxieties imo


Someone say something


something


not everyone is even worth getting attention from


jinx u owe me a soda panda


Volrac thank you friend


Where is everyone from


cFire it's more than that


gtingz oh soda is fine with me


I want someone popular and beautiful to notice me


i know this is not soda


ifuckingsaidit'smorecomplicatedgoddamnit


Im originally from Philadelphia, PA


well be un ugly and interesting


same chrome


DPP21 step 1: Become a flying panda. Step 2: ask people do dm you for complaints. Thats how it works


I was seeing someone's post and they wrote: you can talk to me, I don't bite, at least not until the third date


well you can change like 3/2 of that


pole


at least there's hope


jus a little nibble


Nom nom


Ok gio have u seen Shawshank redemption


But I want to get thier undivided attention


That's how I know I exist


ain't gonna happen unless you have something engaging to say or if they're listeners


you don't want that kind of validation man


Ok cool no doubt no doubt


sorrry


external validation just leaves you empty


I wanted to send u an amazing snl skit


cFire why not?


Imagine dating


Will send after u watch it


dpp21 jus be like


works everytime


Witch did it, it failed


Imagine thinking someone loves u


DPP21 it's the kind of validation that is always fleeting, which you're currently admitting to


Volrac aaand i didnt wanna be called out like that


Oh I'm sorry


why panda why


polethehole thinks about myself


polethehole ok why


Oh yeah love yourself harder


you're not always going to have someone who can do that for you and even if you did it's better to validate yourself so you aren't dependent on it and you can generate true confidence


Right there


i want to do that too nano


then you'll always feel okay


pls


cFire how is that worse than not knowing if you exist or not?


TalkingBlueCactus wut wut, u didnt get called out


cFire then solitude becomes addictive


Volrac i did!


U can do anything


DPP21 you saying you don't know if you exist and your quest for external validation are directly related


some people get validated all the time and still dont have confidence


and idk EXACTLY what you mean by don't exist


do you mean that you feel unnoticed in conversations?


or do you feel empty in general?


I only validate cute gorillaas


Gorls


gorillas


cFire yes, I feel unnoticed in conversations


or doesn't mean exclusive, could be both


well that can get complicated


thats a sexy gorilla right there


Hey gio u look pretty


but I find it's better if you try to ween yourself off those worries


Hey gio u look panda


Also, Social Media has tied validation to Followers numbers


find your own self validating purpose whether people recognize it or not


panda


pandas are cute


Of which I have none


Exactlyyy dpp


gtingz so what does that make you?


this fast for ma 4am eyes


dont compliment me rn im sad


all it takes is tits and low common denominator thought and vocabulary to get followers


mmm vol at work here


If it wasn't 4 o clock I would get in an interesting point with u


hmm?


do it nano


cFire


cFire but you still have validation


gtingz awww, im sorry, please send complaints of this service to my dm


Or sometimes bath water


TalkingBlueCactus didn't mean to ignore you. I love solitude


Which I dont have


very freeing


cFire thing is, it turns bad soon enough


i love it too


nah


i will panda


but i realised it was an echo chamber


self echo chamber


Or to put it another way, you have people who care about you, I don't


Finding a venitian gorl


it's bad when i try to do what DPP21 is doing


polethehole first get into my dm, then complain


its not validation i seek, its perspectives


DPP21 well you don't know that people care about me


aww cf


and even if i did, comparing yourself to me is irrelevant


i care abt u


yea


polethehole you know the procedure!


IF I DID


I followed venice and liked one post and I got 2 follow request in insta


it's better to compare yourself to who you were yesterday


if you're comparing yourself to something that is seemingly unobtainable


you're always losing


and you will feel that pain


seemingly


it's not as simple as im making it out to be


thats the thing


define seemingly


but this is the general facts I've discovered


well i say seemingly because suppose he did obtain his followers and what not


its more excellence than goalposts


!pick 4589


fuck


i need sleep


It's not as simple as making out


DPP21 you there bud?


Agreed


go sleepy


no TalkingBlueCactus you need less social media


hmm?


i need love but ok


chemi bois


Sorry, I was talking to my mother


np just wondering


fking pharmacy made me wanna go to the shop smh


you do you


if you want a more indepth conversation about it, feel free to dm me DPP21


social media sucks


Kingkept yea so does corona


social media is kinda keeping me sane


its like a weird relationship


but i think generally you don't want to strive for something like that. It's ultimately shallow. You can obtain that and self worth at the same time by gaining some confidence in yourself and working on yourself


if you bring that to the world, people will appreciate it


and if they don't, you already have the self worth


so it doesn't matter


social media encourages people to just find agreement


say it mete


it's also primarily run by psycho leftists who want to destroy the world


bleh


The Technocrats


Idk, I feel like social media has become less about measuring one's self worth, and more about enjoying a snapshot about people's lives.


yes


in DD's case he sees it as validation


and many people do still


and the keeping in touch part is sometimes fked up


even though it is more about what you post than who posts


when it goes too far


now a days


back in the GOOD OL DAYS


you actually interacted with lots of people


I would say that depending on who you are your posts have a little more importance. To social media that is. Joe Blows tweet is not as important to the algorithm as Joe Montanas


now it's like you're interacting with statements


you still interact with lots of people, just in different ways


cFire porn is also some kind of interaction though


Kingkept true


but then now, its more like social cues and pressures


than interaction


yeah


we're in a transition phase


but you have the illusion that u do it with multiple people


we're revisitng social cues


lots of arguing


thats what makes it tricky


thanks for listening


theres some in the old, some with diff ideas


back to programming


once everyone is on the same page


it'll be easier


i dislike social media because people only post what they want other people to see. Its a trap if try to compare your life to other people on social media.


ofc


yeah i agree with that


thats a personal issue


comparison... can happen irl too


i actively try to post stuff that i care about and think people should know


like Bayes theorem with these tests going on


its not a social media thing


which tests?


this covid stuff really drew me back into facebook


all tests


and bae's theorem?


omg same


but im not as active tho


i mean, i just read thats all


ppl gonna be ppling


basically that


but if you have a test that's 97 specific and sensitive 97 of the time you get true negatives and true positives respectively


mm?


and only 1 of the population really has a positive result


yes


so


then your test will only predict that a random person will have it 25 of the time


also yes


you mean corona test?


so you have to use bayesian inference and update your probabilities


i mean lab tests do be sucky


if you do it a second time, it's 91


Most news organization are controlled by just a select few companies. Same is true for social media. Just leads to a big let down in freedom of speech and breaking ground in new things


a third time it's 99.7


hence repeat and diverse tests


thats the thing


so simply by repeating the test on the same person, you can get much more certain


we dont do 1 test only


but people are complaining about the inaccuracy of these covid tests


and i bet they do only 1


we do 23 diff types of tests


on diff markers


they should take 3 samples


yeah that's even better


at least in research


but even so


you might need 23 samples for each of those methods


on field is a diff story


yes


usually 5


its easy to get bad samples


i know it will make it more expensive, but i dont see what's so hard about taking 2 swabs


safety factor 2 is imp


its not the taking part


Sorry


Hey main chat


its the keeping part


How we doingn


GOD I'M SO GLAD WE ARE DOING WELL


yup. I'm just under the impression these doctors don't know this basic fact about tests


hrhrhrrhrh


what about it?


thats cuz bio classes dont teach math


well


the 99 figure?


well i mean what funny about it


what am the funny


drop you hands in a vat of said sanitiser


Take it to dms guys gosh


rub for 2 mins


yeah but they should at least be like 2 tests is far better than 1


Cant handle it any longer


then its 99


hi BEEP


that too like, not even tat many times


TalkingBlueCactus is that why Lysol only kills 99 of germs?


EDGY G


Hey g


irl info is cloesr to 50


im actually edgy rn beep lmao


ppl use really less stuff


Sameee bro


so lab data becomes a joke


GGG


!pick 4322


why are u


Dunno a think am losing my mind here atm


so what if i pour a gallon of everclear all over my body for an hour


will i be clean then?


beep beep tryna stay inside the lines


just go see him


I cant


you wont die and even if you get sick you'll likely have mild symptoms


and then you'll be stronger


It's like I'm running in place


How you keep staying the same?


I will


lmk how it goes


cFire yep


ok ty dr


doctor


lmao beep


hey


Inb4 above chat history is used for Police Investigation


im no doc cmon


alcohol does kill germs


and if u have flowing everclear for that long


Local Catholic elder woman dies


youre clean


Wonder who


ok


dont care


TalkingBlueCactus what


nothin


she dies, she dies


good riddance


if shes the old types


out with the old, in with the new


Beep be like


YES


The 1 rule: new is always better


sowwyyy


It's okay


Lmao


I UNDERSTAND


thought it was a meme


ngl


I hope its a meme


Hello


catholic elder woman is kinda a meme


Cause im not actually going to murder her


HELLO JACK


Hey beep


How u doin bro


Not the best


Honestly


Same


What is up my nipples


Jack I see you go into slow chat


Damn bro what is wrong WITH Main


Nothing


Just no energy


Thats rather ruthless


yea


Oh no


uncalled for


thank u phi


See


Look at yous


NJ banned flavored vape juice


im fairly annoyed


Me currently bapin cherry


they're just gonna smoke cigarettes like we did back in the day


yeah i had to quit a while ago pretty glad i did but sometimes i still crave it


i say we but i never smoked cigarettes


So edgy dude u baped


SORRY BABE


my black heart is gone


so


edgy


this is my last resort


nobody?


suffocation no breathing


had to put it on lmao


Hold on a second there's more than 2 colours


whows


like cirrhosis of the liver color


Right I'm just gonna nope out of here


you're something


Why KingSpaceBeard


!pick 6744


Lmfao


Jesus


i have no idea what just happened


don't Me


I see how it is


dont care anymore


block, report and repeat


Great


Idk there doing pretty great


Omg


LMAO


yui f Janelle


!pick 7834


On a separate note, BLAZE IT


Janelle the next question should be what's new?


!work


!reminder 71 !work


I do love a good howdy in a conversation though


good howdy


howdy partners


Howdy fellers


Giggles


I hope ur doing well


You too comrade


what is that gif


Janelle thats a vibe check


I'm really not sure what the gif is, I found it one day, it resonated with me, I saved it, I use it inappropriately, my life is a lie


i love it


I'm glad I can bring joy to people with it


I have devided to Spritz


Elvis Pinnochioley?


cursed


Elvis Sausage Pinot Nose Nokia


but... just responding the the floating sausage gif


Boi I appear to have joined in the best of times for this server


!pick 3967


So here I am again, looking to fill the void in my heart


Bruh


Imagine using French flag to represent Europe


How's everyone?


Also hello frends


Scar lets not


EU is getting old and stale anyways


I'm aware


but why france out of all countries


Exactly


I rather do Germany


than France


Or Ukraine tbh


That would be daring


I need to motivate myself to draw tonight


Mtga makes me mad too often


i need to just get out of bed tbh


Actually using any European country's flag to represent EU wouldn't make any sense


UK best flag


To represent eu


Witch draw a new european flag, the peoples really want it here


Yes draw a new flag for us


Witch motivation kicks in!


What should I put on it


now yr obligated


I'm American but I'd rather live in the UK or japan


Witch what are you into? illustrations, logo design...


hiyaaa


Nah, Iceland is where the best life is


omg are u from Iceland


Ye come live in the UK we don't have trump


Just his lil bro


Nope, but I wish I was


Check out my art in imadethis


witch makes amazing things


Same ugh I love Iceland


Shin you're too sweet


nice demon witch


I'm gonna try to draw her tonight


Witch Oh that's nice, I see you're talented


sweet


Dude there's so many channels in here


let the creative juices flow!


Got lost after I went over to art channel


Lmao


Yea


Scar CtrlK


Cool art tho, witch


Tyty


I'm on phone frend


yea idk, im also still unused to discord


Mobile is eh


Someone just went like. We need a channel for every possible option so they just mushed it all in there.


I've been using discord since 2015 but was never really in big servers


Yeah it's kinda complicated and messy!


They should make a channel hypergraph


but then only i would understand it


Eh


Idk how to make it better honestly


Unless there are multiple free for all channels


I mean.


Brb ice cream cake time


u can maybe make roles to enable/disable certain channels


Do we need a fuckburgerking channel?:p


yes Teacher Roxie


And a seriousread channel AND a serioustalk channel both?


I'm not saying the system is flawed, but it's flawed:p


Serious read is tncs


For serious talk


yes TalkingBlueCactus tell em!


I have no clue


what you just said to me.


I have no idea either, but she is telling u


TnCs for serious talk is serious read


Terms and Conditions


Aka rules


I still don't know what that means


Oh:p


Oh ok


Now I gotchu.


But what are the rules @@


Just make 3 general channels, 2 slow general and 1 politics channel cuz people always go political at some point


Sorted


wow really tncs, okay i really need to step up my urban dictionary knowledge


Yeah I wrote that lately but they're yet to be posted


Then selfie/art/media whatever


Yea nice idea scar


Volrac it's not even urban dictionary


TalkingBlueCactus dialect?


Nah


rural maybe


I havent heard that since 2010


Haven't u shopped?


It's not regular to me I'll be honest:p


Cmon panda


I have never heard of Tncs


Wait till u see SMILES


Everytime I shop online it's written out in full never like tncs


i also smile, cuz i like to troll u


but


Lmao


I put them in caps for a reason


yes i know u did!


Famous Indian actor died today


That only made me more confused. I was like Oh we caps now


I know py


I'm sad


Same


Yeah I'm not a mourner


Whats smiles


TalkingBlueCactus y u sad


Molecular input line entry system tortl


I can't possibly count the number of times I type stuff and then backspace


For databasing molecules


Ah ok i saw that pop up and was confused


ell


Yea it is completely opposite to a smile


sorry tho


Back to actor


Yea he died


Rest In Peace Irrfan Khan


Loved his work


ohhh ok


thats why


Dude was in life of pi


Volrac ermm a nice actor died at a rather young age


pi


oh wait a bit too enthousiastic


He's done a lot of good work


Also starred with priyanka Chopra Jonas


I love that actor, may he R.I.P


You're a day late Cac


I know ell


i dont really watch movies, so idk...


We've been mourning him since last night


Didn't know we had his fans here


So I kept mum


He was in Jurassic World


Volrac he was the grown up Pi in Life of Pi


Nice edit


Yeah


Didn't see both...


Never watched it


It's alright


It was a nice watch


Uhmmm, the Police guy in Slumdog Millionaire?


I like Bollywood movies


nope


53 is young


Yed


i'm really a movievoid


And he was still working


That's the sad part


ancient greece was a bisexuals dream world


He wasn't some invalid


Damn Corona do be bad


The Billionaire guy in the Amazing SpiderMan?


Need to watch more Bollywood movies


Lmaooo ell


Same py


We need a bolly night


yea no still no bell


sorry


It's ok


but yea sadness


He was in a lot of good movies


Amazing spider man


thanks, i dont watch movies


I'm gonna watch The life of pi again thou


Colon cancer I believe


Or some infection or colon


waves


Omg TalkingBlueCactus I just watched the Namesake's trailer


I'm watching that movie Tonight


Wow


It's about a dude with Indian parents who wants to change his name coz it sounds weird


I was obsessed with Kal Pen so Ive seen that


You've watched it? TalkingBlueCactus


Trailer


Not the movie


Kal Penn was so good


I wonder why he doesn't act anymore


Yess


Same


He got into politics


Thanks Obama


So Obama is to blame for why we don't have another Harold and Kumar movie


Yeah literally he quit House to work with Obama


Ik


That you can actually Blame on him


Obama is illuminati


Miri controls the illuminati


Wot?


Most Indians in general


Look like the perv uncle


Source: am Indian


wut


Don't say that Mete, looks can be deceiving


His not saying he is


His saying he looks


So ur saying his looks looks deciveing


I think he looked like a hyper alert dude on Adderall


yeh, he looks like he'd ask you ASL wan2cyber?


Oh no racism


Same ell


Shes gonna get offended


Runnn


Volrac don't worry about it vol


Yea ok I get it


curry is nice in haskell


Haven't done Haskell thanks


Mete you should go to India once all this is done


Curry is better off on my food


Haskell has curry, try it


Nice place to visit


My god why is it


yes haskell is a nice place indeed


Oh


Not too bad


Imma check out Haskell now


Seems p nifty


Traditional South Indian curry w rice is best


I made chicken tikka the other day


Apparently looks like dog food


Whatever elsecurry is all bs


But it's Hella nice


Im half Indian so


You can't do India and Pakistan together tho, they trouble you at the customs


Lmaoo


Yeah


And Pakistan...ask jack


Mete what do you have against me


Nevermind


!pick 1514


I've never seen the Taj Mahal


Would want to


How do I get the rules for the group


Glad yall talk about India and heritage


same ell


Mete I was wondering if you hated Indians


I was taken there when I was a baby


Which part of India are u from python


Bro why you pressing him?


Not me but my dad


Lmao


OOOP


Which part of India is ur dad from


Huh


Wrong place


Don't mind


Yes


Henri86 uhhh... hmmm...


My dad from vizag ahndrha Pradesh


Volrac pan what was it...


Nothing important


Uhm


Mom from Newark, NJ


A car crash with someone inside


Um


Fr


So u speak tamil?


Well yes


Thanks discord phone


yes


But like


it was graphic


Takes a delay to upload images


Exactly


yes lucky you


my dad never taught me


all pc people are goredevirginized now


Yea lucky me


Bruh whag


More like Telugu


Yeah


I have been already panda


Remember


You too


I was already as well


Too much dark web for me


And you have your shenanigans


I also have experience on crashing at too little of age man


So here is my background


My mom fam from Hungary Central Europe


All I remember was bits and blood


Henri86 ur lucky i was the only one who say it afaik


If my dad teached me how to drive a BMW E36 318i manual at 10 and start driving rallycross at 13


Then yeah, I also rolled over multiple times


MaFayce oh gud


well not gud


nbm


nvm


Was it really that


Dad fam from vishakhpatnam, Ahndra Pradesh


I feel so protected rn


Clearly


protected from what?


TalkingBlueCactus I do care about you tho


yui roast TalkingBlueCactus


TalkingBlueCactus yes


Aww thanks py


That's nice, my Great Grandfather was from Hyderabad ChromePython24


pls roast TalkingBlueCactus


Nothing new


ouch


Up your game


Awesome


It doesn't take crying to look ugly anyways


Roles check out


Whats the point of cremation vs standard burial


navkthx Henri posted a gore image of a person in a car crash by mistake


chrome, it's much cheaper


Oh ok


Makes sense


And discord phone takes time and he took it off soon enough


I didn't know what it was and was happy vol saw it


navkthx its a one time event, it must be as expensive as possible


ah by mistake


Not sure when but Im planing on going to Hungary to bury my grandparents ashes


It was a mistake


Too much work py


I miss them


Nav can I be mute for 1 more week pls


i have fast internets


!work


thx Yag


!reminder!work 1440


Panda got work


Wait can I get roaches?


Oof comRADE69420


How much


Why


!reminders


oh


Ayyy


lemme go to botcommands


MaFayce ngl that made me laugh out loud


MaFayce you are funny


I really do need to get mute I have not finished my illegal manga


Awww thank you, I try hard to be


Panda is like a person you would grab a beer with and talk about philosophical things


ChromePython24 i dont drink...


Ayyy my man


Sober Gang!


Volrac what do you do then


inject myself with desinfectant


Lmao


Volrac are you rockingsteady on Reddit by any chance


LMAO


Mete I really need to come visit you when pandemic is over


Sir pls politics


if i were rocking i would be TTS all the time here


hiii


Hiii


You are my favorite person in the entirety of discord Mete


How do u pronounce that name


Fnjosk


I think very highly of mete


Uhhh just wing it


idk how to spell it out phonetically


i see


Fynyosk


Words are hard


Post more pepes


In case it wasn't obvious english isn't my first language so I struggle with phonetic spelling in the first place


My god mete


U need sleep it's 3am there


Nice


Mete are u trying to imitate rocking now?


Sleeep


It's 6am here


I know


It's ok frend I was just curious cause I've never seen name like that


Pog


Mete I really think very highly of you, like a god among men


No worries


Tbh I think highly of all of you. You're complex organisms capable of wonderful things!


Agreed


I read organisms as orgasms


Wow


It's alright mete


Can't be past your bedtime if you dictate your own bedtime


MMM yes


True


Or don't have a sleep schedule


I'm not


I enjoy volunteering


Submit into entropy


I only sleep all day


I like a sleep schedule and all but all my friends are online when I'm supposed to be asleep


i let go of my sleeping schedule all together


Ohai panda


no use


Don't get me wrong, sleep is AWESOME


Ohai Goddess


Same


but my friends are awesomer


OOO


Yeah mine keep a sleep cycle too


Pity I haven't talked to them in a month


Sleep friends


I usually go to sleep around 1am


Or earlier


Idk why my traditional art looks okidoki but my digital art looks like shit on a pan I am cri


math money friends


Mete arent roaches your friends


Volrac mmm this is why I like your DMs


This guy has his priorities


Omg yes


It's disarming


Yui avatar Volrac


MMM


Probably the shading, fjonosk


yes sacred picture


Wow metes interested


Go for it mete


So that's the famed Volrac. I learn things


Yep that's the famed volrac


Sacred Doing math and not caring about it


Mine already hates me cuz I sleep at 5am apparently


Hey


I still don't know much more than the existing and the having a face and a name tho


If you dont like calling me python you can call me snake


Ok


Snek


Hehrhrhrhehehh


I know someone who grabbed a snake by its tongue


Ouch


So Ill bring her along if u get remotely close to me.


Anyways


I accidently stepped on a snake and felt bad


I fell down in one when I was 4


on one


Dude mete, same


It was a baby snake and died


Stepped on one at a camping trip


Wow whaa


Yea it wasn't a big boi snek


Avoid venomous snakes


I didn't even feel bad


Apparently I was giggling


Volrac snek apple right woman sadness


Danger Noodles


TalkingBlueCactus ur right, its biblical proportions


Wha


Ok I'm complaining in DMs


My parents hate snakes


Jeopardy Spaghetti


come to my dms with all ur complaints please


They would kill them if they ever spotted one


We have 0 snakes


except maybe pet snakes some people might have


they won't survive in the wild


I remember reading an article about someones house being infested with snakes


turns out he was homeless


Mete Make me server owner and I'll do Jackbox


i can show you how


Check out my statement in coronaserious. I need people to understand and chisel what I said there.


Children are made with children dough. Then over time the yeast will make them taller


If you make me Owner, I would just add a channel for everyone to praise you


What if the UK parliament was full of animals. Would you then support animal labour or animal conservatives?


Santa


But fr, Mete I can't today. I need to go to the store.


Mete Are you OK?


Yeah, give me owner while you're at it.


Any way


!pick 9238


Or admin perms, I'll take either, Mete


Sorry to hear bro, better days are coming


No just send Mete actual roaches


Whenever people say fix server I imagine them holding a hammer with 1 nail in their mouth and climbing a ladder up the channel list


Fnjosk they wish it was a hammer


it's actually just a tiny mushroom


Mete I'm here for you bby. I'll be your pocket medic in overwatch


Fnjosk ur tiny shroom?


oh yes


sounds like me doing math


but then there is actual money on the floor


Bagels boi is off tomorrow


What should I do tonight drugs or drugs


drugs


Idk why but I am very slow to do even basic calculations. Like even if I know how to do it and know how it works, it takes me the manual time of doing the thing, and apparently that's longer than most


Perfect


Volrac mmm rich panda boi


Thats good, math is not about doing calculations anyway thats only applied math


Applied math ftw


It made math class hell because I'd be doing repetitive exercises for like half of the day as homework because the teacher told me to and it taught me NOTHING


TalkingBlueCactus u like rich peeps like me?


I am still salty about that


Not rich


But cute and smart


Big brains remember


Hrhrhrhrhrh


Fnjosk i was always sent out of class because i didnt want to do homework, and look at me now, phd


I just wasted time in order to fit in the school system or something


I wish I had done that tbh


vol I'm not buying that


You were a cute kid


like i really didn't care about high school math


Fnjosk I like you hair and blue eyes


Thank! Glad you complimented my hair and eyes, because my face is a painted on lie 8


TalkingBlueCactus i was a cute kid, but also a bit selfish at times


And responsible for the worst lab accidents


Lmao me too


Ermmm


Not liked


killed


I was just desperately trying to conform to teacher norms because it actually seemed more possible than conforming to peer norms


wow


A little maiming was there but not permanent


I had given up on the second pretty early on


Fnjosk I like your selfies its like your staring into my soul


but I just wanted someone to accept me I guess And I was young and dumb


Thank I like staring into camera because it makes me look less shy


Fnjosk i just didn't want to do anything in class, didn't really care about the teachers at that point, how emotionless that may sound. But i felt trapped inside school.


Understandable


Samee


But I wanted to be in nice books idk why


I felt much of the same feels, but I tackled them way differently


Mostly because I was a pushover


People who wanna be actors or actresses have to pass my test first.


Thats right I said it


Gezva am i acting a good panda so far?


Does the test include a camera in front of a brown couch


lmao


Volrac ever played that game on ur ti 84 calculator where ur a ball and u have to find the opening before u die?


Thats a good game


Fnjosk ahh yea, i was a pushover as well, but idk. when it came to learning i already knew what i wanted, so all other courses had no use for me, so i just refused to do them.


Ahhh jelly


That's me in uni


I wish I had had that


Gezva yea TI84 basic!


But i programmed my own TI84 games and used it to cheat on exams


Volrac but then it's kinda bad sometimes...u limit what u could get


Volrac welcome to the DNC zone


OOO


Nice


Thats not good


Hi break


sooo


TalkingBlueCactus nah its ok


invaliduser hey dude


Howdy


invaliduser hello there


Volrac bruh that's my uni life


MMM hi break


Howdy Volrac


Howdy Goddess


TalkingBlueCactus uni was the first time i started to learn for stuff


Howdy Python


I'm still bored in uni


i want my old roles back TT


It'll be grad school for me


then u should have picked math


Nah


I fell for chemistry


Its been a while since I last saw you invaliduser


I'm just bored in life overall.


ouch


Cmon


Actually


I'm always around somewhere.


Math wasn't an option in my dream uni


Where I am rn


It came an yr layer


later


!whois invaliduser


I'm peach


Cute


Impeach


Lmao


It was inspired by our president.


It got mistaken though so it didn't last long.


Yep


Make Al Gore Again!


Huh


Whu do u want ai


Why


Oh


I'm blind


Nvm


The original Al had more Gore than the reboot.


The Evil Dead reboot wasn't great, but at least they didn't tone down the gore.


am tripping or did there used to be an animal crossing chat


nvm found it


if any girl wants nitro or anything, i got you just dm me


Hello im a very nice girl, come to me with all ur nitro complaints


me: what have i done


everyone pause out of respect for the timer, please


!rob Mete


That's it


eye


Harjodh


Mete ffs


oui


Ouch


Volrac pfp won't check out dear


i am very reliable for murder


Look what we did


Ask me a question


What just happened


There's hyperactive birds why


Idk


birds


!pick 8952


yawn


I like that there's a movie tv chat


It looks similar.


Yes


I'm still finding the diff


Mete serious read


Do we have a before/after


Though the Mete name may throw some people off.


It's missing


Where did slow chat go?


its in slow chat


oh wait


yes


Also, todays piece of advice: It's okay to fall apart sometimes, tacos fall apart all the time and we still love them.


but see serious talk stuff


Eat them


Tacos are good


Janicki does this also apply to girls?


Mmm Mumbai has a taco bell


Hrhrhrh


Idk panda


Volrac def


Girls aren't real


oh yes ofc


girls are a simulation


Guess i'm a guy then


Rule 1. Girls are FBI agents, women are guys


Lmaooo


Mmm


outerspace left?


Can't decide


Yeah


She did


I feel like a taco all right


and when women ask me if my stomack is flat, I tell them yes, except the L is silent


Hrhrhrheh


Chaser no there are other possibilities!


Someone asks my abs I tell him they're covered in fat I love them so much


wat


I'm so confused


Hrhrhrhrhr


I like that one panda


U know what


Keep my roaches dear


!pay Volrac 100


Bitch


Why METE


thx for the pay


My god


and whenever you feel bad about life, remember, someone out there actually has to be quarantined with your ex


oh wait


Worked


Thant yeah it's called my exes brother


Poor guy


Lmaoo


F in chat for him


Hrhehehe


Good riddance


Ok so I heard about this whole cars driving around blasting the purge siren and I thought it was someone playing a bad joke in the US


Turns out, it was the sheriffs office


Someone in their department thought it would be a good idea to use that exact siren as a curfew warning


It's a good idea yes


I mean, people will stay inside that's for sure


mete change things


Volrac


Boi help me sleep


how was this gone


I have no idea


mete why is main flickering on and off?


Main right here?


Restart or refresh


Mete changed the name


Which not do you message to do anon


See deletedchannel


Mete


!pick 5913


!pick 6915


Ok


I need sleepboi


Sleep


Oh man


Probs


Basic


The world needs some crazy people.


Made a confession


oh yes confession, lets do an anonymous confession that you cant trace by looking at the time it was sent


Can I talk to someone about it


Via dm or no


u can complain to me about it


I do it and browse reddit


Same


When Im really sad I bring a bottle of wine with me


Into the toilet?


Damn


Sitting down browsing reddit with a bottle of wine? Yeah


Oh..


Lmao


Dog pic


His name is dog


It's pronounced dug


Oh he has a name


Yes


Didnt know


I like dogs, I have two and a cat


He's also married


Yup


Hello


Hey hey


Hello Im new


Hi new how are you


!pick 6614


why is everything TBA


What's TBA


To be announced


Or maybe to be arranged


Trap By Association


go to bed panda


you're right


bye


Nini


wait wut


I'm gonna sleep before 10pm today


BeaunusPoints Meris down for some cod?


my goal is before 11:30 el


yes its almost 5


go sleep!


So yay sleep time


i still wanted to eat popcorn tho


but i never got to it


eat popcorn later you need sleeep


wow mete its like we flip flopped


ohhh yes let me wake up in an hour and then do popcorn!


I remember being on discord all night and waffles coming on and being like you didnt sleep bb


But now I sleep like a human


woah! wut creature are u?


makes sense


Jus on Tuesdays


poop its thursday


looks like Im straight then


hoorray!


Lmao


Panda Ill pay u 10 cookies if u sleep


is this some kind of blackmailing?


i'm in for it!


Lmao yes


what a cheapass blackmailing


dont get greedy


!pick 5778


there u go 16 ?


Would be nice to vc


wait wait wait this is not how blackmailing works


or is it?


oh yes it is


yes gimme 16


!pay Volrac 20 Im feeling generous


Voice chat please


go zzz now


aww thank you


night night!


nini panda


Volrac thanks bro, night


welcome ChromePython24 have a good night as well!


Chat Is Dead


Rip Chat


hey chrome what's going on


All the cool kids are in slow chat now a days


Pretty much


Morning


whats up chef how u feeling


Chef hi kylo ren


What happened to this server? It became a cult server in two days?


Chef you are cool tbh


Thanks


oh trying to steal him while roseoli aint here I see


i'm narcing


Huh


yall lucky I'm already bored of this arc


BeaunusPoints Sher down for some cod?


BoopBoop I'm just finishing up at work bro


I gotta drive home still


and that takes like 45 minutes


had to plug in my ethernet cable


alright I guess I'll have to do that at some point too, then


only takes an hour max with direct connection


gtingz ily


ily too sexy lil egg


!pick 6578


uwu


not as much as me


Hello


!work


!weekly


!rob@


!rob @


What


Yes


53 dollars worth


yay moto moto sent me a friend req


53 means m3


Why would you do that


idk what boney m were on when they did this album


but it sure is fire


Do you not understand what you've done


It will rain fire over you


!rob Volrac


blyat


No the roachies


cyka blyat


!fight 500 red