diff --git "a/rachel_friends_label.csv" "b/rachel_friends_label.csv" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/rachel_friends_label.csv" @@ -0,0 +1,16117 @@ +questioner,question,answerer,answer,label +mr. zelner,"incidentally, when are you coming back?",rachel,uh-hmm.,0 +mr. zelner,here let me…,rachel,"chandler look, i dont want to be one of those wives who says, you cant go to the game.� you have to spend time with me.� so, if you could just realize it on your own . . .",0 +joey,"no, no!",rachel,"ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. you have every right to go nuts.",1 +receptionist,through the glass doors.,rachel,just ross!,0 +monica,joey?,rachel,i’m sorry…,1 +phoebe,what?! that’s the first time today!,rachel,ohh!,1 +paul,"don’t worry about it, i just didn’t realize you were married.",rachel,i have sex with dinosaurs??,0 +monica,water rules!,rachel,"in my spare time i uh, read to the blind. and i’m also a mento for the kids. y’know a mento, a role model.",0 +joey,"look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..",rachel,"we feel so terrible about this, ross.",1 +monica,"hey, whats this?",rachel,"why not? you’ll feel better! i’ll feel better, and you know you want to. i can see it in your eyes.",0 +chandler,weekly estimated net usage systems. a processing term.,rachel,oh. that wenus.,1 +charlie,"hey, theres phoebe! is that mike shes with?",rachel,"oh, shes sorry! i feel better!",0 +chandler,"oh my god, introduce us!",rachel,this is chandler.,1 +ross,"rach, i promise first thing tomorrow well find another doctor, but i gotta get up early and im not feeling all that well.",rachel,what?!,0 +ross,blueberry it is.,rachel,thanks.,1 +joshua,"oh, they’re working on this week, it’s a total mess. but uh, i’m staying at my parents’ house, we could go there.",rachel,"jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, i didnt expect to have to fight over the remote.",0 +monica,hey!,rachel,"hi. thanks for the party, honey. should i help you clean up?",1 +phoebe,"well, yeah! fun is good, but yknow i also wanted to learn. yknow, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and i never went to high school.",rachel,"ohh. oh, so you really wanted to learn. yeah, yknow, pheebs i just wanted to have fun. ohh, you know who you should go with?",1 +monica,hi.,rachel,sorry. i’m sorry.,1 +phoebe and rachel,danger!!!!!,rachel,old?,0 +ross,it was no big deal. we-we…said that the rumor was…that umm…you had both…male and female reproductive parts.,rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,"oh, how well you know me...",rachel,i know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. um... how long?,0 +phoebe,our apartment is ready.,rachel,and that makes you angry because…,1 +ross,ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?,rachel,uh huh.,0 +will,we started a rumor.,rachel,what rumor?,1 +erin,"uh, okay.",rachel,"okay? wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? i mean tell me that you like him.",1 +chandler,"eh, somebody’s in a good mood!",rachel,"well, why shouldn’t i be? i have great friends! i have a wonderful job!",1 +chandler,does for me.,rachel,"ohh, god! look at him, he’s so cute. i wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! how can i kiss him and not letting him know that i like him?",1 +monica,what? honey.,rachel,"oh, i am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.",1 +ross,guess who?,rachel,not in my head.,0 +chandler,well believe it baby!,rachel,"okay, fine, fine. you don’t want to believe me? no, that’s fine.",0 +ross,thank you! that’s what i keep saying.,rachel,"‘kay, put your head back.",0 +chandler,freedom!,rachel,i’ll take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!,1 +chandler,hello rachel.,rachel,get off.,1 +charlie,"so, you know what, i really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. where do you think those would be?",rachel,so how does it feel knowing youre about to die?,0 +monica,barry who you almost...?,rachel,barry who i almost.,1 +ross,you got the clothes clean. now thats the important part.,rachel,"oh, i guess. except everything looks like jammies now.",1 +ross,im having... im having a baby. im having a... wheres the phone? the phone?,rachel,i dont know where the phone is.,1 +joey,"i figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!",rachel,"she was.... but yknow what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.",0 +chandler,sounds like a fun party.,rachel,"very, very funny, but dont say things like that in front of monica. i dont want you putting any ideas in her head.",0 +monica,"aww, thank you.",rachel,"okay, who’s next?!",1 +mark,that’s okay.,rachel,you sure?,1 +joshua,"is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. it’s just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!",rachel,"oh, i-im just making a list of peoples birthdays.",0 +danny,what?! why?!,rachel,"umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and…",1 +julie,"yes. oh my god, are you kidding? ross is so crazy about you, and i really wanted you to like me, and, its probably me being totally paranoid, but i kinda got the feeling that maybe you dont.",rachel,"well, youre not totally paranoid.",1 +ross,"no, no-no, ross geller.",rachel,"ohh, of course monica’s brother!",1 +joshua,"yeah, they’re out of town.",rachel,ohh.,1 +monica,that was gonna be my opener.,rachel,"hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?",1 +julie,"i know, i probably shouldnt even tell you this, but im pretty much totally intimidated by you.",rachel,"if i took this promotion, itd be like admitting that this is what i actually do.",0 +monica,"i know that there’s no hole there, i just really liked that picture.",rachel,oh my god! look at this!,1 +joey,"i would, but this is a nice place and my t-shirt has a picture of calvin doing hobbs.",rachel,nope! every once and a while i just scream stuff at the tv.,0 +monica,that you can have.,rachel,what? you do? you do? oh my god!,0 +chandler,"oh i’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room?",rachel,"that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... hey!",0 +phoebe,shes a waitress.,rachel,"all right, you guys, i kinda gotta clean up now.",1 +ross,"that’s okay rach, we’re not liking ross right now.",rachel,"yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.",0 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"yeah, totally.",0 +joshua,why not?!,rachel,"well, that’s because of a lot of…",1 +phoebe,"oh, i know. i could only think of two names, him and ed begley jr. and then i remembered he’s gay.",rachel,ed begley jr. is not gay.,1 +monica,well be right there! cant you just say it starts later?,rachel,what? what kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!,1 +ross,"well, you know what... i-im sorry im the only one who isnt in love with gary poppins out there... but i just... i cant... i cant go through with this.",rachel,"oh, come on ross...",1 +joey,hey! tags still talking to the police.,rachel,"yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didnt you?",0 +phoebe,well yes rachel but you got something so beautiful out there,rachel,"i can�t believe i did this. i can�t believe im singing for the people, and they liked me! hey, did you hear thatone shouting �look at those tips�! i mean, did i really help you get a lot of tips?",0 +ross,no!!,rachel,"yknow, for once, i am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. .",0 +joey,"ow, im just going over the script now! you wanna read lines with me?",rachel,"me? oh, no, i am not an actress.",1 +mark,"i’ve kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. but since you were with ross, i-i didn’t do anything about it. but, now that you’re not, i’d really like to ask you out sometime. so-so that’s-that’s what i’m doing, now.",rachel,please! i am not as bad as ross.,0 +monica,"look rach, we have to move. i mean if they had lost, we would’ve made them get rid of the birds. right?",rachel,noooo.,1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,"well sorry, that’s what i do on dates.",0 +monica,who? who do you know that are friends that just fool around?,rachel,based on this play? ...based on this play!,0 +erin,"look, he’s a really great guy and i know that you really want this to work out, but i just don’t see this having a future.",rachel,"all right look, i think it’s time for you to settle down. yknow? make a choice, pick a lane.",0 +monica,i used to wet my bed.,rachel,i use my breasts to get other peoples attention.,1 +ross,that’s right! that’s right! saran wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!,rachel,but it was a deap meaningful relationship.,0 +ross,we�ll see.,rachel,"ok, ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?",1 +joey,yeah. ill see you in the morning.,rachel,"uh-huh. okay. you know what, joey, i dont think hes ever gonna be okay with this.",1 +monica,"rache, i think we have enough regular lamps.",rachel,youre doing it again.,0 +monica,"oh no it’s not, no it’s not. it’s a first date. i’m sure that nothing is gonna…",rachel,oh.,1 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"ho-ho-ho, fried stuff with cheese!",0 +phoebe,where do you think mike really is?,rachel,oh honey...,1 +phoebe,so how are things going with paul?,rachel,"yeah! that was so weird, huh?",0 +mrs. green,"oh, i’m so happy i’m gonna do this for my little girl. aw, look at you. you have tears in your eyes.",rachel,"god, i feel so guilty about ross.",0 +ben,bye dad.,rachel,"oh you do, do you?",0 +all,y!,rachel,"hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.",0 +monica,"all right, hes keys are in the drawer. yknow what? i also need some cash.",rachel,"okay, you want me to stop at the atm?",1 +joey,huh.,rachel,"i know! i know, it’s such a huge, life-altering thing.",1 +monica,"well, this is the last box of your clothes. i’m just gonna label it, what were you thinking?",rachel,"funny, because i was just gonna go across the hall and write that on chandler.",1 +all,thats terrible! im sorry!,rachel,"phoebe, are you okay?",1 +amy,"well, i have huge news.",rachel,"oh, come on! last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips! i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!",0 +ross,"well, the old lady died. and how do i know? her dying wish was for one last kiss. but i don’t care, because you got the apartment. yes!",rachel,yeah… that does sound great. im going to get the phone.,0 +chandler,"hello. hi, janice! can you hold on for a second? okay. okay, what do i do?",rachel,"oh, yeah. go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!",0 +chandler,"i’ll make something up! i’m good at lying, i actually did borrow your walkman!",rachel,twenty bucks says theyre married within the month.,0 +ross,"hi! listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. there are flyers all over the place.",rachel,"i’m sorry, sweetie.",1 +chandler,"sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood. hey!",rachel,look let’s not make a big deal out of this! it was a one time thing. it doesn’t even matter!,0 +ross,"yes, yes!",rachel,"oh! man, i never thought id be here..",1 +phoebe,"well, i dont know if thats such a good idea. they clearly dont want to be with us.",rachel,"you know what? i dont want to be with them either, but its thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together.",1 +ross,"well, you may wanna steer clear of the word dumped. chances are hes gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, yknow, so you should try not to look too terrific, i know itll be hard. or, yknow, uh, hey!, ill go down there, and ill give barry back his ring, and you can go with carol and susan to the ob/gyn...",rachel,"oh, youve got carol tomorrow.. when did it get so complicated?",1 +ross,"rach, you dont have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? trust me, i know this.",rachel,"all right, i trust you.",1 +joey,not likely. cause you see that body bag right there,rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,hi.,rachel,"honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.",0 +monica,no.,rachel,"yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!",0 +monica,"uh- rachel has left the building, can you call back?",rachel,"alright, cmon! lets play twister!",1 +chandler,"oh, come on tell me. i could use another reason why women wont look at me.",rachel,"all right, all right, all right. last night, i had a dream that, uh, you and i, were...",1 +kim,nancy and i were talking about the fall collection.,rachel,"well, you just…",0 +ross,"okay, um... i dont want her watching our baby.",rachel,"uh, we might be leaving now.",0 +chandler,"hey, you guys all know what you want to do.",rachel,i dont!,1 +phoebe,"um, um, rachel can we talk for a sec?",rachel,"well, sure...just a sec, though, cause paolos on his way over.",1 +monica,oh my god!,rachel,excellent!,1 +monica,i’m really not deciding!,rachel,"good, and hey! my treat. but thats only because youre not eating anything, right?",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"you got it! ok. but not on the wine that you made, ok, because i just dont want to go back to the emergency room.",0 +ross,"oh, thank you. hey, hey. rachel!!!!",rachel,"i cant believe this, just like 2 weeks ago i was watching sudden death,",0 +monica,"rachel, you are packed though right, i mean please tell me that you’re packed.",rachel,of course i packed! monica relax! i just wanted to ask phoebe her opinion on what i should wear tonight.,1 +phoebe,"he said, nice to meet you glenda. well, obviously i couldnt give him my real name?",rachel,why?! why not?!,1 +monica,what-what was it you were gonna tell us?,rachel,yeah. oh! was how you invented the cotton gin?!,1 +phoebe,"well, i wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.",rachel,oh my god! thats the creepiest thing ive ever heard!,1 +ross,"i get it! well, that’s that.",rachel,"yeah, but even soo.",0 +monica,okay.,rachel,"mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?",1 +phoebe,"oh, yeah. ok, thank you.",rachel,"yeah, sure.",0 +ross,so apparently i’m available for lunch.,rachel,"dont feel bad. you know they used to like you a lot. but then you got promoted, and, you know, now youre like mr. boss man. you know, mr. bing. mr. bing, boss man bing.",0 +ross,wha-what did he say that was so funny?,rachel,i have absolutely no idea.,1 +jill,"i don’t understand, do you want to go out with ross?",rachel,thank you.,0 +joey,you mean how theyre friends and nothing more?,rachel,"no. joey, she knows! we were at ugly naked guys apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.",1 +monica,fifteen minutes.,rachel,okay.,1 +chandler,"no, no no no. you’ll be fine. hillary’s bind, right?",rachel,"theres an open call for cats. im thinking we go down there, sing memories and make complete fools of ourselves. whaddya say?",0 +monica,y’know what? you are right?!,rachel,"yes!! i mean sex does not have to be a big deal! there shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions! y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever…",1 +ross,"ohh, i don’t think so.",rachel,"uhhh, phoebe and joey.",0 +joey,"oh, i-i think i’m gonna stick with the v, i wanna see how this bad boy turns out.",rachel,"i ah, will buy and wrap all of your christmas gifts.",1 +phoebe,bye!,rachel,"hey, uh, joey?",1 +ross,hey.,rachel,i know.,0 +ross,"oh yeah, im sure hes gonna give you a job. maybe make you his sexretary.",rachel,ugh.,1 +mr. zelner,"uh actually, i’d like to speak with both of you.",rachel,"okay. uh, well can we, can we get you anything mr. zelner? maybe some chocolates?",1 +phoebe,why?,rachel,"well, if there is anything else you wanna know...",0 +ross,"look, i-i know it’s not a proposal and i don’t know where you are, but with everything that’s been going on and with emma and…i’ve been feeling…",rachel,"hi! i could help not notice, but thats an unusual necklace",0 +monica,"yeah, but i’m the only one related by blood.",rachel,could you tell jasmine that i wont make it to yoga class today?,0 +monica,"yeah. rach, are you thinking youre gonna make it to vail?",rachel,"absolutely. shoop, shoop, shoop. only a hundred and two dollars to go.",1 +ross,"well, well i am married. even though i havent spoken to my wife since the wedding.",rachel,"marcel, marcel, give rossie the remote. marcel. marcel, you give rossie the remote right now... marce... you give rossie the remote...",0 +monica,what?,rachel,"it wasn’t my ring! it’s ross’s ring! that’s why i felt so bad rach, because he was going to propose.",0 +monica,okay.,rachel,"uh will umm, i just want to say that i’m real sorry for whatever i-i did to you in high school…",1 +ross,"rach, we gotta go.",rachel,in a minute!!!,1 +phoebe,"rachel karen green, wheres the other earring?!",rachel,"okay, okay, okay, look, just dont freak out, but i kinda lost it. i know its in the apartment, but i definitely lost it.",1 +ross,that’s daddy?! but doesn’t it bother you? you’re a waitress.,rachel,"question. was ah, ‘egg the gellers!’ the war cry of your neighbourhood?",0 +ross,"yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. im sorry, please dont be upset, it could happen to anyone.",rachel,"hey, hey, hey, thats not the rule and you know it.",0 +charlie,oh! that feels sooo good!,rachel,"what—you’re not serious. i mean she’s a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. she’ll drive us totally crazy.",0 +joey,"i dont know, but one of the extras sure did! hey, listen rach. thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!",rachel,what?,0 +chandler,"well, monica and chandler can’t go. we’re going to dinner remember?!",rachel,"oh my god, i’m so sorry.",1 +monica,because then i don’t have to!,rachel,"yeah, youve been avoiding her ever since we started going out. look, i made an effort to like janice, now i think its your turn to make an effort to like kathy by going out to dinner with us. right?",0 +phoebe,"come on you know what to do! you hire the first one! you don’t hire an assistant because they’re cute, you hire them because they’re qualified.",rachel,"uh-huh. no, i hear what you’re saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can i just say one more thing? look how pretty!",1 +ross,yeah. right.,rachel,sure i would!,0 +joey,you hung up on the pizza place? i don’t hang up on your friends.,rachel,"i’m sorry honey, i’m just having a, having a rough day.",1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,are you serious?!,1 +monica,"oh wait, you know what, i got it, i got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. be sleepy.",rachel,"so, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?",0 +monica,"no, rachel never pees in public restrooms.",rachel,"hey everybody, look whos here! you remember my grandmother!",0 +monica,hi.,rachel,why arent you at work?,1 +monica,"hi, dad. no, no, its me. li-listen, dad, i cant talk right now, um, but theres something, um... theres something that ive been meaning to tell you...",rachel,"hey, no matter what happens with ross and emily, we still get cake right?",0 +joey,"hey rach! hey, you mind if i read my comic books in here?",rachel,sure! why?,1 +monica,it worked!,rachel,"monica, i want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. she deserves to know who its going to.",0 +joey,morning!,rachel,bye joey. last night was fun.,0 +joey,some guy!!,rachel,"the sheer volume, it was like flying with the riddler!",0 +all,e!,rachel,gimme an ‘m!’,1 +gunther,you would think.,rachel,"okay, fine. gunther, yknow what, i am a terrible waitress, do you know why i’m a terrible waitress? because, i don’t care. i don’t care. i don’t care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, i don’t care where the tray spot is, i just don’t care, this is not what i want to do. so i don’t think i should do it anymore. i’m gonna give you my weeks notice.",1 +amy,um.. im a decorator.,rachel,ok. you decorate dads office and so now youre a decorator. okay! i went to the zoo yesterday and now im a koala bear.,1 +monica,"rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. sound like a big jerk to me but if thats what you want to do...",rachel,have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!,0 +phoebe,that would be great. thank you.,rachel,hello!,1 +phoebe,"oh hey! so, how did your doctor’s appointment go?",rachel,"well, let’s see. uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the",1 +monica,"sweetie, i wanted you to have him too.",rachel,"what’s ah, what’s so funny about that?",0 +ross,"im fine! hey, im great! im just.. im just proud of us. theres no weirdness, no tension.",rachel,no awareness.,1 +ross,"yknow, last night was embarrassing for you too.",rachel,ohh thats the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!,0 +ross,mmm?,rachel,…were you this irritating?,1 +joey,she looks so real! y’know what i mean! she’s this whole tiny little person. she already has eyelashes and knees and…uh-oh.,rachel,that’s it. that’s it.,0 +joey,"that, is not a cat! {i have to agree with joey on this one.}",rachel,yes it is!,1 +joey,"fine! take their advice. no one ever listens to me. when the package is this pretty, no one cares whats inside.",rachel,hey!,1 +joey,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +girl,lelani mayolanofavich.,rachel,"okay, i’m just gonna write this out to cash.",1 +ross,"you, you go long.",rachel,"yeah. in fact, i like her so much you tell her i want my cookies early this year! y’know, a box of thin mints and some tag-a-longs.",0 +mrs. green,"sweetheart i know you’re gonna be terrific mom, i just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.",rachel,what are you talking about?,0 +joey,"hey rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.",rachel,oh my…god! let me see that!,1 +joey,"ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time.",rachel,what was that?,1 +ross,"ok, no, no, you hang up. you, you, y—",rachel,"enough with geography for the insane, okay? let’s play some ball, guys.",0 +chandler,"yeah, i’d love to but i’ve tried that so many times they won’t even let me in the store anymore.",rachel,"well what if i told you, you can do it in my apartment?",1 +phoebe,"oh. okay, well i-i was kinda hoping that i would just…be alone y’know to think about my mom and her suicide.",rachel,"ooh! that’s good! wow! but now if you were pregnant, what would you",0 +joey,"listen i uh… it’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom. y’know, i always felt like you and i have this-this special bond. y’know? so, rachel green will you marry me?",rachel,what?,1 +ross,"look, honey, i have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.",rachel,"okay, look, ross, i realise that my father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here.",1 +ross,"thats the hope! so, is emma awake yet?",rachel,its stuck!!!,0 +ross,really.,rachel,"no. oh, oh, i guess it would be different if i were- with somebody.",1 +phoebe,you heard her too?! you have the gift!,rachel,"all right, its time for the story of hanukkah. years and years ago, there were these people called the maccabees.",0 +ross,got me.,rachel,"who, josh?",0 +joey,"its monica, ok?",rachel,"chandler, chandler bing. im not gay, im not gay at all.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,oh god bless my dad sound proofing the basement!,0 +ross,"oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? guess whos doing laundry there too?",rachel,who?,1 +joshua,"so, this was uh, really fun.",rachel,"oh, yeah! real fun. y’know, this bra… really, bothers me. y’know, this used to be my bedroom. yeah. a lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. if these walls could talk, y’know what they’d say? wanna hear some memories?",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,and i think ross is generous too.,0 +joey,nope.,rachel,what’s wrong phoebe?,0 +all,hello.,rachel,i need to talk to you!,1 +phoebe,"oh, there’s a cab! taxi!! good timing, my god, huh? here you go.",rachel,"yeah, we’re, we’re actually just gonna walk ‘cause it’s right up there at the angelica.",1 +tag,it’s not here.,rachel,"i really, really think i would remember sleeping with you",0 +joey,"a little. yeah no, i really am worried, you know, i mean i have to make it convincing that im in love with olivia.",rachel,uh-oh...,0 +joey,i couldnt. he was saying all these really nice things about me. i didnt want him to get mad and take em all back. im on a edge on chandler.,rachel,"oh god! alright, fine. you know what joey, forget it. when we go back to new york, i will tell him.",1 +joey,"yeah me too, all night.",rachel,"definitely roses. well, i just think they’re a little more weddingy. but lilies are the clear choice.",0 +mr. thompson,good luck.,rachel,"me too. although this city is my home, so. so that’s dumb what i said, don’t tell him i said that. umm, you make something up. nice, thank you. this is me. here.",0 +ross,…is for me not to see you anymore.,rachel,"thats crazy! you cant do that! what are you going to tell her? oh god. ohh, you already agreed to this, havent you?",1 +ross,"no, no, its okay. really. theyre plenty of people who just see their sisters at thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see joey at burger king. so is, is that better?",rachel,"oh good, you scared me for a minute.",0 +the teacher,"well, thats sort of a given, but yes. anyone else?",rachel,what?,0 +danny,"okay, listen, i really like you. okay? i think this can go somewhere. so what if im close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?",rachel,"well, uh, i-i dont know. see when-when you put it that way yknow it does sort of…",1 +ross,stick to the list. always stick to the list.,rachel,"no! no-no, i love it. thank you.",1 +ross,"i-i’m sorry rach, i didn’t know. are you gonna be okay?",rachel,"yeah, i’ll be fine. but could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when i get out there?",1 +ross,"whoa, hey! what are doing? trying to get me drunk?",rachel,chasing him all around the room?,0 +ross,the small one.,rachel,what?! you-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?,1 +ross,"yes, exactly!",rachel,and i will make everyone call me mrs. geller!,1 +phoebe,i can’t have any. you know i don’t eat meat. ohhh no.,rachel,"oh, i thought joey was here. five is good. well, im gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.",0 +phoebe,"a little bit, yeah.",rachel,"fine, ill give the suit back.",0 +monica,we won’t. 300?,rachel,monica?!,1 +ross,i... i dont know..,rachel,"ross, im telling you, shes giving up getting her eyebrows shaped to do this alright? do you understand how important that is in our world?",1 +monica,"i think so. se, he-hes not inviting you to his party because he likes you.",rachel,and where is your hat?,0 +joey,are you kidding me?!,rachel,sure?,0 +ross,you like it?,rachel,"eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.",0 +joey,oh my god! those are almost right on the floor!,rachel,"look, i gotta go. im on call tonight. see you saturday.",0 +chandler,hey.,rachel,"honey, you are not an oat. i, i mean i dont know, i, i guess im just not an oat guy. ive only slept with women ive been in love with.",0 +phoebe,"but emmas got what it takes, she could go all the way!",rachel,"well, i was probably going to do it at some point.",0 +tag,okay.,rachel,what-what?,0 +joey,oh...i dont think its going very well...,rachel,"oh, please, honey, listen, if i can do it, anybody can. you just start with half a dozen european cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! you have got yourself a book.",0 +joey,"uh-huh, long time.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,you should go.,rachel,what?,1 +chandler,oh my god!,rachel,"aww, we were worried about you! hm. i guess i better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?",0 +ross,"you know, i think thats a great idea. itll be like the pilgrims bringing the indians syphilis.",rachel,i know. and she’s so sweet. i just wanna feed her grapes and brush her hair.,0 +ross,get away!,rachel,just once!,1 +joey,that sounds like another word to me! are you gonna take this seriously? okay.,rachel,"don’t say that i have no sentiment! this is a movie stub from our first date! this is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! this is from the museum from the first time we… were together. okay, maybe i exchange gifts sometimes, but i keep the things that matter!",1 +ross,"oh, well...",rachel,oh my god!!! ross!!,1 +ross,"so, uh, rachel, what are you, uh, whatre you doing tonight?",rachel,who is this?,0 +phoebe,"he’s right though, the ’74 is absolute piss.",rachel,"so um, who was she?",0 +monica,"oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. it’s no big deal, it’s not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. see watch this, ben, ben, ben. ow, monica bang! everybody bang. ben bang. rachel bang. bang, rachel bang! oh, isn’t that fun?",rachel,"look at that! look at that! we all do it. okay, i’m stopping now.",1 +ross,what?,rachel,"no. but, monica and i were talking, and-and i was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.",0 +phoebe,"come on, mom, i’ll take you home.",rachel,yesss!!,0 +joey,"yeah, i guess so.",rachel,"i’d have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least i can explain to him that you’re making me eat him.",0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"it meant nothing! okay? after all this time, how can you not trust me?",0 +ross,"well, what happened?",rachel,"chandler, hi! im sure youve heard we filled the three positions. we just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldnt be happy being someones assistant.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,see? i told you something good would come along. and he seemed really nice. ive met him before?,rachel,ross! thats mark. from bloomingdales? you were insanely jealous of him.,1 +ross,"hey, hey rach!",rachel,"yeah, i had a date with this guy, and i swear to god, he is her other half.",0 +joey,thats a huge thing!,rachel,there you go.,0 +monica,okay.,rachel,alright!,0 +phoebe,"yeah! well, i really liked that lamaze class i took! yknow and this time i thought id go for something, yknow a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.",rachel,honey that sounds like fun.,1 +guy,gotcha.,rachel,what’s up?,0 +chandler,"hello? hey charlie, what do you know?",rachel,whats going on?,1 +phoebe,i got me some drinks!,rachel,what are you doing?,1 +ross,you okay?,rachel,oh!,0 +phoebe,hi…,rachel,oh my god! this is a six-hour pill! that’s it! i’m out of the woods! ohh! what a relief!,0 +ross,"uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.",rachel,"oh, hmm.",1 +joshua,yeah.,rachel,okay. every time.,1 +joey,"because, i know what i like and what i don’t like! it’s not the same thing!",rachel,"well look, if you don’t like this…",1 +phoebe,any luck?,rachel,"well, yeah, y’know how ross and i were on again, off again, on again, off again? i guess i just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.",1 +phoebe,calm down. maybe you’re not pregnant.,rachel,"and thats why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. yes we were! yes we were! come here gorgeous. oh! look at you! you are the cutest little baby ever! youre just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? but youve got... youve got big beautiful eyes... yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. big baby butt! i like big butts. i like big butts and i cannot lie / you other brothers cant deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get... oh my god, emma... youre laughing! oh my god, youve never done that before, have you? you never done that before... daddy made you laugh, huh? well, daddy and sir mix alot... what? what? you... you wanna hear some more? uhm... my anaconda dont want none / unless you got buns hon... im a terrible father!",0 +ross,hi!,rachel,i heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.,0 +monica,the luisa from home room!,rachel,yes!!,1 +monica,"phoebe, ross sucks!",rachel,"phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.",1 +ross,"yeah, i still dont know. im sorry i just wanna make sure that i bought the right couch. i need a couch that says, kids welcome here. but that also says, come here to me!",rachel,what?! you say that to kids?!!,1 +joey,"uh, hey, rach let me ask you something. uh, i was just over there talking to monica and chandler, boy they are really tight.",rachel,"uhh, just a minute officer!!",0 +monica,"rach, you’re gonna come though aren’t you?",rachel,"oh, yeah, that. all right, means that much to ya, i’ll let you have her.",0 +phoebe,"is it ross? it’s ross isn’t it—oh my god, it’s joey!",rachel,"that’s right! i helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. huh? i helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and i looked like an idiot! and i was humiliated. and i only made 200 dollars!",0 +mark,"rach, are you okay?",rachel,"i know, me too. it was... you know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and its everything you want it to be.",0 +ross,oh. yeah?,rachel,"yeah. oh, yeah. and i mean, the connection, i mean y’know, emotionally, mentally, physically…",1 +monica,which ones?,rachel,"thats right, youre gonna spend tomorrow at aunt rachels, arent you.",0 +chandler,so hows mindy?,rachel,"oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...oh, she sounded really weird, i gotta call barry... hi, its me, i just.. mindy!! mindy! hi! no, i figured thats where youd be!",1 +monica,all right.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"on three, 1…2…3! now my pillows all wet!",rachel,"well, well, you said it was practice!",1 +ross,"so rach, maybe you and i could fly out together saturday.",rachel,that sounds great.,1 +ross,"look sweetie, i could be the bigger man, i could be the biggest man, i could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that i could pick your father up and say ‘like me! like me tiny doctor!’",rachel,"okay, well can’t you just try it one more time ross? for me? for me?",1 +ross,joey?! joey!!,rachel,"mon… marcia and chester are planning on seeing a movie on sunday night. marcia thinks they’re supposed to meet at six, chester thinks it’s at seven.",0 +phoebe,"or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.",rachel,i love you.,0 +monica,i am. im that stupid.,rachel,"yeah, and and, im just gonna pay for this with a check.",1 +joey,"right!oh my god, is this the mens room? oh, i feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?",rachel,"yeah, that was an awesome day!",1 +monica,hmm?,rachel,will you-will you please?,0 +carol,what a nice surprise! what are you doing here?,rachel,bye,0 +ross,huh?,rachel,"ohh, i don’t think so.",0 +ross,no.,rachel,yes it is! i saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!,1 +chandler,well what is wrong with me? am i .. am i incomptent? because i managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!,rachel,"honey, youre taking this the wrong way. we think youre going to be a wonderful parent. its just.. youre more the fun parent.",1 +director,"lets try it again, and this time lets watch everybody watch joey. show em how its done. count it off.",rachel,"so ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?",1 +steve,tartlets. tartlets. tartlets. the word has lost all meaning.,rachel,you like it?,0 +joey,i love living with you so much. i just wish things didn’t have to change.,rachel,"i really do, yeah.",0 +chandler,so where are you applying to?,rachel,"ohhh! let me see! oh god, i cant believe this! theyre an hour late and theyre just staying out there, talking!",0 +julie,"well, little jamie here is our third. so, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.",rachel,that’s so sweet.,1 +ross,what are you doing? are you trying to hurt me? or something?,rachel,"look, rachel, we dont have to do this.",0 +ross,i’m sorry about your date.,rachel,again?!,0 +ross,its not bad.,rachel,o k.,0 +ross,whats going on?! thats whats going on!!,rachel,ross!,1 +phoebe,i know.,rachel,"you know what? uhm, i have some goodbye stuff that i wanted to say to each of you and i was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here .",1 +ross,here you go.,rachel,or what my father called thursday night.,0 +monica,"rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.",rachel,"all right, all right, youre right, i wont do anything with joey, i just thought that we ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion?",1 +joey,"all right, i know! i know. yeah, it’ll be okay.",rachel,sweepin’. why? turn you on?,0 +monica,oh yeah...so how did you end up kissing?,rachel,"you know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...",1 +erin,what’s wrong?,rachel,"oh phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.",1 +joey,"ah, let me see! damn, thats a lot of guys! are you a little slutty?",rachel,i think i am.,1 +ross,"wow, this is really soft . three hundred and fifty dollars?",rachel,"yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!",1 +joey,i was kinda hoping you’d stay.,rachel,"oh but joey, i have to go. there’s no room for a baby here.",1 +joey,"yeah, rach, i think you’re handling that really well.",rachel,"handling it? what do you mean, handling it? there’s nothing to handle. now, maybe i would have a problem with this if it wasn’t for me and joshua. y’know, they’re not gonna get married anyway!",1 +ross,you know where joey is?,rachel,...i really dont...,1 +joey,"yeah, and oh shes really nice too. she taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.",rachel,"im sorry, what?",1 +joey,you like someone. tell me who it is. who is it?,rachel,"i know! i know, and i’ve only been playing for like an hour!",0 +chandler,"yeah, well, i only have twenty minutes until ethan, so, yknow..",rachel,"ooh, do i sense a little bit of resentment?",1 +ross,"come here to me. no-no, you come here to me.",rachel,"well of course ben, i meant my first granddaughter. wow.",0 +chandler,nice shooting!,rachel,we’ll take literature!!,1 +ross,we were on a break!,rachel,"no-no-no, that-thats me, thats me.",0 +phoebe,thank you so much for this.,rachel,"you know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. let me help this year.",0 +tom,no that’s my assistant.,rachel,is-is he coming?,1 +joey,did you call the cops?,rachel,nope. we took her to lunch.,1 +conan,that damn monkey.,rachel,what?,0 +joey,"yeah, they said i acted too much with it. i told everybody about this! now everybodys gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...",rachel,hi!,0 +ross,focus.,rachel,"okay. um…but—okay, yes ross and i used to date. and yes we are gonna have a baby. but we are definitely not getting back together.",1 +joey,all right! hey-hey!,rachel,hi!!,1 +ross,"thats nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?",rachel,"right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... oh, it was just so nice to see him again, yknow? it was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!",1 +chandler,"i said, geez, relax monnnnn.",rachel,hi!,1 +monica,i know!,rachel,hi! are you ready? were gonna be late!,1 +joey,i love ya.,rachel,"love you too... alright, im going to bed.",1 +ross,what the? what…,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,what? oh my god!,rachel,what? who the hell is emily— noooo!!,1 +ross,"hi! what are you, what are you doing here?",rachel,"anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. now, i am like totally dense about poetry, but i think its pretty good all right. check it out.",0 +tag,we kinda broke up this morning.,rachel,hey! how is new england not a state? huh? they have a sports-team!,0 +ross,come on.,rachel,"oh, yeah, oh, im sure of it. you should just do it, just sweep and throw me.",0 +monica,"mom�s here? i wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.",rachel,"ross, she still has not noticed that the baby�s sock is on the ground.",1 +chip,"oh yeah, but i can stay out as late as i want.",rachel,wow! they really got you guys. your t.v. the chairs.,1 +phoebe,"yeah! no, that’s right. and i thought it was a really good idea.",rachel,oh no-no-no. this is amazing.,0 +joey,remember when you where a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?,rachel,youre so pretty.,1 +chandler,"oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.",rachel,maurice.,0 +joey,no they can’t! they were stupid enough to get knocked up!,rachel,heyyyyy! contraceptives are not always effective! right?,1 +mona,"oh good, you’re here. yeah, and i was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.",rachel,"no, but youre questioning my method!",0 +carol,what?,rachel,its gonna be ok.,0 +joey,"oh uh-uh yeah, i think that…",rachel,"oh look, she’s pulling away again! do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? she looks scared. doesn’t she look scared?",1 +phoebe,finger sandwiches and tea.,rachel,ooh great! very monica.,1 +paul,just call me paul.,rachel,"paul. umm, i just wanted you to know that ross really is a great guy.",1 +ross,"oh right, right.� � so, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from emma?",rachel,"cheers.� � okay, buh-bye.�",0 +ross,"okay, okay, i’m sorry, it will never happen... uh-oh! wait a minute! wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and i’m the king.",rachel,oh. sorry!,0 +ross,this is not good for my rage.,rachel,"monica, is this true?",1 +joshua,"no, no, no, she’s nice but, y’know, it just it made me realize that i’m just not, i’m just not ready to be dating, y’know?",rachel,"huh. well, uh, that’s uh, that’s interesting.",1 +ross,hey.,rachel,"heeeeey, where have you been? what happened to you?",1 +ross,"that does not sound stupid to me. you know, its like the first time i had to make dinner for myself, after carol left me? im sorry, thats all the time we have. next on ross... uh-oh.",rachel,what uh-oh?,1 +chandler,"hey, my father’s house does that!",rachel,"o-o-o-okay, how did it go? tell me everything.",1 +phoebe,yeah i get that.,rachel,"honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!",0 +chandler,that’s the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!,rachel,"y’know, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn’t give you real names either.",0 +tag,"no, you didnt. the only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.",rachel,really?,1 +chandler,her ankle is what you’re watching?,rachel,"well it’s hard to tell… oh god, if she would just stop moving.",1 +chandler,"yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. i’ll do it.",rachel,"oh hi! hi! y’know, we were just talking about bacon.",0 +ross,w-what was the one right before bananas?,rachel,"well actually, i-i didn’t eat mine. it’s still in the bathroom.",0 +phoebe,"oh, we killed them all.",rachel,"nine times! okay, i had to put on lotion! but, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow i’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.",0 +ross,"im sorry, rachel, this is charlie wealer, shes a collegue.",rachel,"oh, hi! i would check your hand but... im sure you dont want to get my chicken disease!",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,"hi! wow! you look, you look…big.",1 +phoebe,"come on you guys, lets just do our own thanksgiving.",rachel,yeah! ill cook!,1 +ross,oh my god! you actually exchanged it!,rachel,come on! admit it! that was the best nap you ever had!,0 +ross,and im doctor ross geller.,rachel,"ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? that actually means something here.",1 +phoebe,"i-i wanted to apologise if i—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know.",rachel,no we…,1 +ross,"well, the stuff i just mentioned.",rachel,wow! i don’t know if i could ever do that. i always figured the first time i had a baby was with somebody i love and that baby would be a…keeper.,1 +paul,normal.,rachel,"okay, well then how about puberty! come on, that’s always a painful time! y’know your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while you’re sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.",1 +mike,no.� just his mom.,rachel,"oh, around 8:30?",1 +monica,"okay. mrs. green! okay i’m really sorry!! i’m apologizing for the— okay, i bit my tongue, but i’m still really sorry!",rachel,i-i’m sorry?,0 +barry,whats the matter?,rachel,"oh, its just... oh, barry, this was not good.",1 +phoebe,"no! think about it, it’s a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it’s…",rachel,"sure, if you cared enough to call it first.",0 +ross,"okay, okay. ooooh, ooh maybe i rode in on a harley.",rachel,"okay, ross, it has to be realistic.",1 +ross,"all right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.",rachel,it’s all relative!!,1 +phoebe,"okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.",rachel,"okay, calm down, here they are.",1 +phoebe,shh! nothing works with this child!,rachel,"uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.",0 +joey,that sounds like another word to me! are you gonna take this seriously? okay.,rachel,"when monica was a little girl, i remember that——ooh!! ow! very good!",0 +all,thats great! thats wonderful!,rachel,"all right, check out this bad boy. 12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.",0 +phoebe,"so he’s probably really nervous around women, yknow? maybe, you just have to make the first move.",rachel,"yeah but, i’ve never asked a guy out before.",1 +ross,"oh, absolutely!",rachel,"ok. oh god. get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag.",1 +monica,joey is having a secret days of our lives party up on the roof!,rachel,and he didnt want you guys to know about it but i came over here to tell you!!,1 +chandler,wouldn’t it be easier if we just moved?,rachel,who is that?!,0 +ross,and im doctor ross geller.,rachel,the players.,0 +all,"...no, we hate him.",rachel,were sorry.,1 +ross,"emily is…incredible. i mean there-there are no words to describe it, i mean the whole weekend was like a dream. oh! and you! rach!",rachel,come on! you can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?,0 +phoebe,"listen umm, yeah okay, i need to talk to you!",rachel,all right fine! this looks like so much fun.,0 +chandler,"well, listen, dont tell us whats gonna happen though, cause i like to be surprised.",rachel,"you deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? someone who wakes up every morning thinking oh my god, im with rachel. you know, someone who makes you feel good, the way i am with julie. was there a second of all?",0 +monica,hi!,rachel,daddy!,0 +phoebe,what?! what do you mean you’re going to london?,rachel,"yeah, i have to tell ross that i love him. now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until i get back.",1 +ross,"oh, come on!",rachel,"ross, please, i found the magazines!",1 +joshua,"yeah-yeah, it’s this huge place, and-and it’s got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. what do you say?",rachel,yeah that works.,1 +joey,what?!,rachel,"joe, i tried to wait until i was 25 like you did!",0 +joey,"oh! hey rach, listen umm…",rachel,"well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after a-s-s it",0 +ross,its what you want. you should go.,rachel,"they want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as ive never catered before, and i really need the money, and this isnt a problem for you, is it?",0 +mr. zelner,"thats quite all right, but i feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.",rachel,"okay. umm, well, first i would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.",1 +joey,"it’s just a game mon. rach, how about you?",rachel,"oh, i don’t know, i guess, chris o’donnel, john f. kennedy, jr., daniel day lewis, sting, and parker stevenson.",1 +phoebe,howd he take it?,rachel,"pretty well, actually...",1 +monica,"no, rachel never pees in public restrooms.",rachel,"well, they never have any paper in there yknow. so my rule is ‘no tissue, no tuschy.’ well, if everybody’s going.",1 +joey,what happened?,rachel,"all right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me… yknow maybe he was going to open the door, but i totally miss read him and i uhhh…",1 +phoebe,no! coins hate me!,rachel,"okay. okay fine, y’know what? we will let ross and joey decide. hiiiii, ross! sweetie.",1 +gavin,fine.,rachel,oh boy me too!,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hey.,1 +ross,"okay, so im gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?",rachel,she really left.,0 +jill,"fine, then let’s just say he’s not my type.",rachel,ooh! are you sure?,0 +chandler,"oh. nope, that patch is no good.",rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,exactly!,rachel,and youre gonna want him to eat his heart out so youre gonna have to look fabulous!,1 +joey,no way! it’s mine!!,rachel,yeah! got it!,0 +gavin,thats gonna take weeks. why dont just let me take care of the presentation?,rachel,"oh, no no no no. i see what youre doing here, alright, listen, this is my job buddy. okay, ive had it for five years, and i know how it works, so why dont you just catch me up!",1 +monica,check your numbers! make me rich!,rachel,honey? leave it to the pros.,0 +monica,thats right.,rachel,"barry, im sorry... i am so sorry... i know you probably think that this is all about what i said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isnt... it isnt, its about me, and i ju- hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, i know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become mrs. barry finkel, but it isnt me, its not me. and not that i have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too...",1 +ross,you think?,rachel,"yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.",1 +joey,"doesn’t seem like its going to work, i mean…",rachel,"wait a minute! so when emily comes youre just, youre not gonna see rachel anymore?",0 +joey,"well, hey i did learn.",rachel,really?,1 +gavin,"hey mom! no, thats just my secretary.",rachel,"um, excuse me gavin, i have a question i need to ask you.",1 +joey,did you hear that? i only get one extra ticket to my premiere. so some how i have to pick between you three and ross.,rachel,what-what about me?,1 +ross,to london! come to london. please? it’ll mean so much to me.,rachel,"yeah, well, i gotta work, i’m sorry.",1 +phoebe,"well hello, mrs. penella! thank you so much for coming! well, okay look, heres your umm, 3-d glasses and reverend pong will tell you when to put them on.",rachel,hi sweetie!,1 +amy,because you dont want me to be happy. you.. you have always been jealous of me.,rachel,"jealous of what? of your lack of responsiblity? you, your immaturity? your total disregard of other peoples feelings?",1 +ross,okay. wow! this is going so well. did you see us? did you see?,rachel,"yeah honey, i’m standing right there! why didn’t you just tell him about the mole i haven’t got checked yet.",1 +phoebe,because i think it means more to you.,rachel,"but pheebs, y’know you earned it.",1 +joey,nice.,rachel,"she is so good at throwing drinks in people’s faces, i mean i don’t think i’ve ever seen her finish a beverage.",1 +barry,no! i went with mindy.,rachel,pregnant?!,0 +phoebe,"sure. yeah, he’s kinda sexy.",rachel,"‘cause if you do that means you’d be cancelling it for me, and we’re just friends.",0 +monica,hey.,rachel,hey. i need to tell you something.,1 +ross,why does everyone keep saying that?,rachel,"well, if it makes you feel any better, i wish my date hadnt shown up.",1 +chandler,i cant believe joey. i hate being called a liar!,rachel,but you are a liar.,1 +monica,"rachel, i have not missed one question the whole game. i own this game! look at my hand.",rachel,"i don’t know! i just, just do this! i-i always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy… why can’t i just pick someone like you?",0 +ross,"oh, really!",rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,yeah. what-what did tag say?,rachel,tag is not the father! and joey knows now?,1 +ross,"yeah, ooh yeah, i think there is one from batch 17 left, uh… it’s batch 16! 16 people! get out of the way!",rachel,"wow! that’s great! dad must really like you, he doesn’t ask just anyone to play.",0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,up!,1 +joey,what? are you out of your mind? lets throw some jello on them. ,rachel,"uh, take a look at the guy’s pants! i mean, i know you told us to show excitement, but don’t you think he went a little overboard?",0 +joey,funny one! that’s good!,rachel,"oh, that’s beautiful.",0 +ross,i thought that was just a rumour.,rachel,true story.,1 +joey,"no, no, its not a girl, its... a brand new hugsy!",rachel,"oh thats so great, now emma has two hugsys.",1 +joey,"oh, okay. i…i ate way too much.",rachel,oh.,1 +ross,spiderman?,rachel,"i know, i know, i just always wondered if i could get her eyes to pop out of her head.",0 +chandler,why?,rachel,"chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get monica for christmas?",1 +monica,something wrong?,rachel,no. nothing.,1 +ross,oh god.�,rachel,i dont know what to say.� we shouldnt have lied to you.,0 +bonnie,because i think about shaving it all off again sometime.,rachel,really?!,1 +joey,that’s great. thanks rach.,rachel,"yeah, pretty nice, huh? now who’s a pushover?",1 +danny,yep. im gonna wear these on our date tonight.,rachel,"oh, great!",1 +dr. harad,"just-just to clarify, im not fonzie.",rachel,"honey, yknow i just gotta tell you, i think this is such a terrific thing youre having these babies for frank and alice.",1 +monica,i can’t believe you bought this.,rachel,"you are so handsome! i wanna make love to you right here, right now!",0 +phoebe,yay!,rachel,"no not you, dr. drake remoray. you can ask him questions and see what’s he like. people tell doctors everything.",0 +paul,here you go honey. one diet coke with ice.,rachel,"ohh, thank you.",1 +monica,"oh, my!",rachel,"wow! oh, shes so nice and big! oh, monica, where are you going to display gladys oh so proudly?",1 +melissa,oh no!,rachel,"oh yeah. all right, back to work.",1 +ross,no! no! no! no-no-no-no.,rachel,"ohh wow! i’m sorry, but ross you kicked off your shoes!",1 +joey,"yeah, that was a disappointment... oh, hey!dyou want to come down to the set and tell me if im doing ok?",rachel,are you serious?,1 +phoebe,"i went shopping with monica all day, and i had a salad.",rachel,"yes, and then i realized im against that, and uh, so then we bought some, uh, boobs.",0 +chandler,depends on what you mean by we.,rachel,"well yeah, but then…",0 +ross,i’m really glad we came. you’re so pretty. i love you.,rachel,oh.,1 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,"what? what-what, what are talking about? it-it worked with you.",0 +ross,i’m-i’m sure that’s not true.,rachel,oh no? pheebs? monica? do i know anything about babies?,1 +joey,"its okay, its okay rach, its me. put down the scrunchy.",rachel,oh wow wow wow!! make room for your friend!,0 +phoebe,"aww, pheebs.",rachel,"alright, we dont know that its him. i mean, it could be the football guy.",0 +gunther,what if you put them here.,rachel,"huh. well, yknow that’s actually a really good idea, because that way they’ll be closer to the mugs. yknow what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.",1 +ross,so-so come! why don’t you come?,rachel,"yeah, it was! all right, listen, i cant…",0 +janice,uh-oh-okay. uh-oh-okay. i know what you all are thinking. but chandler is in yemen! im a young woman! i have needs! i cant wait forever!,rachel,"well, hello!",0 +ross,yeah-ha!,rachel,oh my god.,1 +chandler,"oh, im glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.",rachel,well you don’t.,0 +ross,"hey, y’know, y’know what would make me really happy?",rachel,"oh yeah, no, what’s that?",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"i’m sorry i won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but i’m really busy that day. yeah, i already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.",rachel,"i know. i know. i panicked, i panicked. i didn’t want him to start yelling at me like i was some ’74 latour.",1 +amy,do you have a hair straightener?,rachel,"well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.",0 +ross,"yeah, like i could lose it.",rachel,"no. no, kathy.",0 +joey,"hey! uh, this is just to give you an idea. okay well, we can put screens here, so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. and uh—oh look! here’s a baby monitor , which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. huh?",rachel,you’re so sweet. oh my god! and you gave the baby hugsy!,1 +joey,"oh! i know how you can get him, take off your bra.",rachel,what?,1 +monica,"god, look what i found in the drain.",rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,"oh, i have to get married in james bond’s tux!",rachel,"no no no, she gets a credit, hey, im in there too.",0 +monica,hey.,rachel,"look, i know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and ross but yknow, ive been obsessing about it all day and id just love not to talk about it. all right?",1 +joey,"no way! ‘kay look, if i have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! why did i have to start working out again? damn you 15s!",rachel,"it’s a trifle. it’s got all of these layers. first there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which i made from",1 +ross,"oh, good!",rachel,"oh hey ross... listen, i heard about you and charlie. im really sorry.",1 +joey,will you quit hoggin’ it!,rachel,"rachel, you have life growing inside you. is there anything in this world more miraculous than—oh a picture of a dog! whose is this?",0 +chandler,her ankle is what you’re watching?,rachel,"well see now that i can see crying over, but bambi is a cartoon!",0 +phoebe,okay. id- just- id never be able to enjoy it. it would be like this giant karmic debt.,rachel,"no, it’s fate!",0 +ross,"hey, i brought the camera for emmas video.",rachel,every year.,0 +joey,all the time!,rachel,oh my god! oh my god!!,1 +all,oh yeah!,rachel,yeah. where were you?,0 +phoebe,"oh no! no god, definitely not jealous!",rachel,"i mean i’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. and i mean what’s 2%? that’s nothing.",1 +monica,"hey! okay, so i thought we’d start with my make up and then do my hair.",rachel,"okay uh, but before you do that. i-i, i need you to talk to me.",1 +joey,is he gone?,rachel,"i, i just never think of money as an issue.",0 +chandler,check out the ring.,rachel,nice! one and a half carat easy.,1 +ross,"hey, hey rach!",rachel,"oh, hi!",1 +monica,"oh really? okay, lets compare, shall we.",rachel,"oh, its so late for shall we...",1 +monica,how?,rachel,"yeah, not the one i had my eye on.",0 +ross,"oh, see i-i don’t know if we’re gonna be hungry at three.",rachel,three people. joshua’s not gonna be there.,1 +joey,okay wait-wait p-please be cool! okay? i work with this woman.,rachel,"okay, i’m totally cool!",1 +monica,"all right then, your bra would still be big.",rachel,"no, i stuff outside the bra.",1 +all,oh my god!,rachel,"oh, wait-wait! maybe it’s a pickle?!",0 +joey,"no-no, i can’t! i can’t! not after the other night, it’s just it’s…too weird, okay? don’t tell her i’m here! don’t eat that!",rachel,hey!,1 +janice,"all right. well, there you go. stop it, stop it, stop it.",rachel,"ok, i know this is gonna sound really stupid, but i feel that if i can do this, you know, if i can actually do my own laundry, there isnt anything i cant do.",1 +phoebe,"yeah. . . im sorry.� we werent really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� i, i have a boyfriend.",rachel,"oh, well, its complicated. i dont actually have a boyfriend.� but um. . .",1 +ross,"was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there.",rachel,no.,1 +joey,"so? who would you rather have kiss you, me or chandler?",rachel,"oh, good point.",1 +joey,"oh, you weren’t finished?",rachel,yeah! guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. it was ralph lauren! ralph lauren walked into my office!,1 +ross,"all right, maybe it means that too…",rachel,ohh! i would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!,1 +ross,you all right?,rachel,"ooh, ive been better...",1 +phoebe,that oughta do it.,rachel,"oh, id like that.",0 +ross,how’d did it go?,rachel,"oh well, the woman i interviewed with was pretty tough, but yknow thank god mark coached me, because once i started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn’t shut up.",1 +chandler,"oh, thats rosss.",rachel,no.,0 +ross,look who i found standing outside of the szechwan dragon staring at a parking meter.,rachel,mon. hi!,1 +monica,monica and i just crashed an embassy party.,rachel,are you drunk?!,1 +phoebe,totally. i’m like 90/10.,rachel,yeah me too.,1 +tag,i feel great. in fact! what?,rachel,i… it just—it took me so long to get that desk organized.,1 +chandler,not bad.,rachel,this one is uh paul o’neil.,1 +monica,"all right, everybody open them!",rachel,"ok, alright, you guys, youd better sit down, this is pretty big.",0 +monica,"all right, listen up. there is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. now, this is what you’re looking for! memorize it! when you locate the dress, blow on these. all right? three short blasts, when you hear it. come running.",rachel,ooh-ohh!,0 +ross,what?,rachel,no!,0 +monica,hey!,rachel,"okay. uh, ross and rachel. rachel and ross. that’s been one heck of a see-saw hasn’t it?",0 +ross,"rach, c�mon, emma is fine. you�re turning into an obsessive mother. okay, you need to stop.",rachel,y�guys ever heard the story about when rosses mom went to the beauty salon?,1 +phoebe,"okay, maybe it was a trick question. um, rachel can we do this now?",rachel,okay. i am so hot!,1 +ross,"oh, rachel, i’m-i’m sorry.",rachel,"it’s okay. sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d thought they would.",1 +ross,sure what kind?,rachel,"uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.",0 +phoebe,sur-surprise.,rachel,…monica.,1 +ross,hello! can i get you anything? huh? lens cleaner? your battery okay? rachel!,rachel,hey. i just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. what’s the matter?,0 +joey,howre you doing?,rachel,"i’m only going to pretend i’m moving to yemen, it’s the only way i can get rid off her.",0 +ross,did she do this to her? i told you we shouldnt have left emma with her!,rachel,"look, heres a picture of scotty jared naked.",0 +phoebe,whe-where did he put it?!,rachel,"come on, rachel, come on! talk to me! please!!",0 +monica,"fine! judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!",rachel,"so now, what exactly is the point of the box?",1 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,yeah?,1 +joey,hey so where’s ross?,rachel,he’s downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.,1 +ross,a play-dough barber shop?,rachel,no. she’s going to live with us for eight weeks.,1 +barry,"nooo, it wasnt.",rachel,"ooh, and its so nice having this little sink here...",1 +joey,"ok! all right, well... im gonna see if i can get a room for the night and ill... ill see you later!",rachel,"yeah, sure!",1 +ross,what was wrong with mona?,rachel,open it! open it! open it!,1 +joey,hey. i just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. what’s the matter?,rachel,nothing.,1 +molly,there is a man behind your curtain. i have a mace in my purse.,rachel,ok.,0 +ross,"oh, really!",rachel,what?!,0 +monica,"uh, you left out the stupid part.",rachel,"hey rach, do you smell smoke?",0 +amy,oh! um... well... im getting married.,rachel,what? oh my god! to who?,1 +ross,he does not look happy.,rachel,"hi, nice to meet you.",0 +chandler,ahem... um... crystal duck.,rachel,"no, no, no.... the, um, the... love part?",1 +phoebe,"what about me? i just found out that denise is leaving town for a while, i don’t have a roommate.",rachel,"well, maybe-maybe i could be your roommate pheebs.",1 +amy,a-and its on fifth. and the elevator opens up right into the living room.,rachel,"ok, ok, so how should i do it?",0 +ross,you’re welcome.,rachel,bye-bye!,0 +monica,"sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to gavin, and you definitely should talk to ross",rachel,"oh, just this woman i�ve been seeing.",0 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"no, it was ginger. i remember, because when he told me, i said, ‘the movie star.’",0 +monica,"yeah, you should.",rachel,"yeah, you should, really.",1 +guy,"im gavin mitchell, the person whos taken over your job.",rachel,excuse me?,1 +ross,"yeah i know. on the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. just wait. wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. you have no idea.",rachel,thanks sweetie.,1 +ross,"oh, ye-ah!",rachel,what am i supposed to do? hes out cold! in fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named fran to spank him harder.,0 +joey,"i don’t get it! it was in my room all night! and if she didn’t take it, and i didn’t take it; and you didn’t take it, then who did? shh! we’re trying to think!",rachel,i still don’t get how you know when it’s false labour.,1 +gunther,what if you put them here.,rachel,"you promised dr. weinburg, you’d never use that phrase.",0 +monica,"hi i’m rachel, is my sweater too tight? no? oh, i’d better wash it and shrink it!",rachel,joey’s your best friend. you want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. and you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.,0 +joey,"oh, uh, hey rach. i uh, i was just coming over here to uh… oh wait, i don’t have to lie to you, you don’t live here anymore. uh, i’m eating their food. what are you doing?",rachel,"oh, rachel.",0 +terry,"rachel, rachel, sweetheart. youre a terrible, terrible waitress. really, really awful.",rachel,i know. .,0 +joey,"no! no! no, not after seeing that.",rachel,what if i turn out the lights?,0 +phoebe,totally. i’m like 90/10.,rachel,"ok, whats the longest youve been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?",0 +monica,"can i ask you just a little question, huh? why tonight?",rachel,what?,1 +joey,i would like to meet him. he sounds like a stand up guy.,rachel,"ah yes, but he’s very protective of me so you’d better watch",1 +joey,"hey, how you doin’?",rachel,hi jill!,0 +monica,"an era is defined as a significant period of time. now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn’t significant to you!",rachel,what is the matter with you?!,1 +phoebe,"oh, rachel and i have appointments to get our hair cut.",rachel,we do?,1 +katie,sure!,rachel,"that’s okay. all right, i’m gonna play song that’s really, really sad. it’s called magician box mix up.",0 +monica,oooh!,rachel,i get to hire my own assistant!,1 +ross,"no, that’s, no, as long as you’re okay. so i’ll ah, i’ll see you tomorrow.",rachel,"um-hmm, yeah.",1 +phoebe,"oh, jack bing. i love that. ooh, it sounds like a 40s newspaper guy, you know? jack bing, morning gazette. im gonna blow this story wide open!",rachel,"me? im fine, fine. im glad youre here. ...whats with your hair?",0 +dr. long,you must be a little uncomfortable.,rachel,"eh, just a tad.",1 +chandler,"kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, mon?",rachel,"well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?",1 +monica,"ok, all right. it was an accident, i swear, all right. i was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.",rachel,"oh, please, monica. youve always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden, its just magically broken?",1 +chandler,"hey rach, now that youre working at ralph lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?",rachel,"uh well, yknow what? i dont think if i feel comfortable stealing on my very first day…",1 +joey,"hey, don’t start judging me! huh? you’re the one who’s in love with her assistant! huh? and you, you’re the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!",rachel,phoebe!,1 +joey,"oh-whoa, what party?",rachel,well umm…,1 +richard,ow!!,rachel,those were like the best seats ever.,0 +man,its the police!,rachel,uh! the police!,1 +ross,"i’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?",rachel,i can too eat by myself!,1 +ross,"rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. you gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along.",rachel,"yeah, so please, please, please, don’t say anything to chandler.",0 +ross,oh no-no-no! oh-no! no! no! emily! ending credits,rachel,"ahh, yes, i will have a glass of the merlot and uh, he will have a white wine spritzer. woo! hey, look at that, the airport’s moving. hey, are we moving?! are we moving? why are we moving? hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that we’re moving? oh my god. oh, my gosh.",1 +ross,"no. no. no, im-im glad you did. look, if nothing else, its-its always great when someone tells you they love you.",rachel,thats what i said! thank you for being so nice.,1 +ross,it doesnt matter! its my principles! were talking about my principles!,rachel,"okay, i thought it was about your neighbors liking you.",1 +monica,"okay everybody, let’s go! let’s go!",rachel,yeah!,0 +ross,umm that’s…that’s a little misleading.,rachel,what is?,1 +chandler,"me! i do that. so… seriously, do i look okay? i’m little nervous.",rachel,oh yeah! you really—you look great.,1 +tag,what?,rachel,"hello?! oh, yeah! this is gonna be a while. excuse me. yeah!",1 +tag,got it!,rachel,let’s roll!,1 +joey,but its an original buffay...,rachel,"alright, fine. you can keep it. as long as you dont mind that shes haunted.",1 +chandler,could i play?,rachel,hi whitney.,0 +ross,i bet someone could use one of monicas freshly baked cookies.,rachel,"oh, i really could.",1 +ross,"when, when were you... under me?",rachel,"well, basically, lately, ive uh, ive uh, sort of had feelings for you.",1 +chandler,"yeah, so, whats that supposed to mean?!",rachel,"gunther, can i get a coffee to go?",0 +phoebe,thats shes like the daughter she never had. listen!,rachel,i gotta go.,0 +joey,"jo’s there, but i don’t think there’s anything she could do.",rachel,joey?,1 +monica,burnings good.,rachel,"burnings good. yeah, i got stuff to burn.",1 +joey,"all right, and over there is brady’s pub where i like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.",rachel,wow! this is so amazing! what else? what else?,1 +amy,you know.. this.. this is classic rachel.,rachel,yeah.. yeah right.. remember in high school when i died and didnt give you my baby?,1 +monica,"okay, let’s go!! let’s hit the road!!",rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,no! theyre doing it!!!,rachel,"no, and im not going to.",0 +monica,"okay i’ll take her, here.",rachel,"oh, no! this is work. i should call in. can you excuse me?",0 +ross,"oh i’m, i’m making this too hard. okay, what do you want me to do.",rachel,"i don’t know, i don’t know. urrrgh! look, maybe we should take a break.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, you’re right. how’s the mrs.?",rachel,this is not going to work.,0 +phoebe,okay?,rachel,all right.,1 +ross,"no, not this time. so... whatd you have?",rachel,"oh, her ankles are a little chubby.",0 +ross,pffhah.,rachel,what’s your problem?,1 +monica,"relax. yknow, she may not even know.",rachel,"please. i havent heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? i mean, what else is it about? oh! she was my best friend, you guys! we went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..",1 +richard,that might be fun.,rachel,what time is it now?,0 +chandler,"oh, great. this is just...",rachel,"wow, this is so cool, you guys. the entire city is blacked out!",1 +ross,"way to go guys. y’know, you-you were really good at the stuff too.",rachel,"oh, i know. hey, y’know what we never did? oh no, not that. we uh, we never had bonus night!",1 +phoebe and rachel,ohhh!!!,rachel,"yes, but you cannot tell anyone! no one knows!",0 +ross,events from around the globe.,rachel,it’s phoebe! hi!,0 +monica,"all right, listen up. there is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. now, this is what you’re looking for! memorize it! when you locate the dress, blow on these. all right? three short blasts, when you hear it. come running.",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,she can’t hear you.,rachel,im hungry. wanna get some pizza? you can keep yelling if theres more.,0 +joshua,"well, i guess this is uh, i guess this is it.",rachel,yeah-eah-ha!,1 +monica,"hey, youve got a boyfriend!",rachel,"i know. but if some guy who looks like corey haim wants to kiss me tonight, im sooo gonna let them!",1 +ross,"wait, wait, youre mad at me about last night? i was just trying to do the right thing.",rachel,"really? well, it seems to me if youd done the right thing, i would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, i would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!",1 +erin,hey rachel.,rachel,what are we gonna do?,0 +ross,good night.,rachel,hey.,0 +chandler,okay.,rachel,i don’t like you going out with my daughter ross.,0 +monica,"hey, rachel, can-can i see you for a sec?",rachel,sure! oh...,1 +ross,oh. crab cake?,rachel,"just double checking ...no, no, no... no!",0 +phoebe,why do you care?,rachel,because theyre people.,1 +phoebe,just calm down woman!,rachel,we have to leave!!,0 +chandler,i think she looks cute. ... but i am wrong!,rachel,"oh my god, oh my god, here comes ross. hes gonna flip out.",1 +ross,whats going on?,rachel,later!,0 +monica,if phoebe were my maid of honor…,rachel,"yknow i had a big meal on monday, yknow. so thats just gonna get me straight through the week.",0 +joey,"oh, let me get this. these are for you.",rachel,"its great! how? chandler. well my boss and i worked out a deal where i only have to be in tulsa four days a week, so the other three i can be here with you.",0 +joey,can you tell me how this happened?,rachel,"australia, i just moved here a couple of weeks ago.",0 +monica,oh. maybe theyre- napping.,rachel,"oh please, theyre having sex.",1 +monica and phoebe,hey!,rachel,oh thats great!,0 +bonnie,yeah!,rachel,"i-i, came to fill your ice cube trays.",0 +ross,"uh, rach? does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? say for bachelorette parties?",rachel,"ross, what are you talking about? oh! oh my god! they put my baby’s face on a penis! phoebe : oh! now it’s a party!",1 +ross,hi!,rachel,thank god you’re here! you have to help me! were you just talking to yourself?,1 +joey,i might know something.,rachel,okay. okay!,0 +monica,hey.,rachel,i don’t think you did a very thorough job!,0 +ross,"yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didnt.",rachel,a monkey.,0 +monica,hi!,rachel,what-what are-what are these?,1 +phoebe,there’s sooo much you don’t know.,rachel,"chandler! patrick just uh, ended things with me. did you or did you not tell him that i was looking for a serious relationship?",1 +ross,what’s the matter?,rachel,"yeah, shes totally good looking. i mean, if i met her in a bar, or something,",0 +phoebe,"so, what should you have done?",rachel,"well, i-i shouldve told you the truth.",1 +barry,"not for her. listen, i really wanted to thank you.",rachel,"easy rach, well find it. wont we!",0 +phoebe,"oh no! that really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive.",rachel,uh-oh.,0 +bonnie,hey guys.,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,"ah, and where is joey?",rachel,correct. rachel claims this is her favorite movie…,0 +ross,"oh nothing. nothing! just uh, you’ve been a little short with me lately. i’m not trying to irritate you.",rachel,well uh…i think i want to take chandler.,0 +all,hi! hey!,rachel,i will.,0 +ross,i have to say tupolo honey by van morrison.,rachel,nooo way! the most romantic song ever is the way we were.,1 +joshua,"so, all right.",rachel,"wish it! hi. hi, i-i was just sitting over there, and uhh, chandler. my name is chandler. did i say that?",0 +monica,"yeah, i don’t hear chandler’s and he doesn’t hear mine.",rachel,what’s going on?,0 +phoebe,"see, i-i think that one that elton john wrote for, um, that guy on whos the boss.",rachel,"what song was that, pheebs?",1 +ross,"oh, sure. whoa-whoa, whats this? the delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!",rachel,"wait! no, thats ridiculous. come on, he lives three blocks away!",1 +monica,"ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.",rachel,"ok, good-bye you guys. thanks for everything. oh, sorry! oh, sorry!",1 +ross,"fajitas! be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!",rachel,hey!... aaaaaahhhh!,0 +mindy,"oh no, it isnt! no! i think barry is seeing someone in the city.",rachel,"um, what- what would make you think that?",1 +tag,"come on rach, let’s give it another try.",rachel,i’m having a baby.,1 +chandler,no!,rachel,i ah… oh! i’ll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!,1 +ross,then tell him quickly.,rachel,no!,0 +phoebe,come where?,rachel,"i’m not worried, i’m uh, i’m fascinated. y’know it’s like uh, biology! which is funny because in high school i uh, i-i failed biology and tonight biology failed me.",0 +phoebe,"no, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800. ‘cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. yeah, every big utah-based company has one.",rachel,phoe-be!!,1 +phoebe,"oh my god, you’re right! i am too late; they’re sitting on the couch and talking! come on! rachel?",rachel,kristen lang.,0 +ross,yay!!,rachel,"sure, because women never like joey. y’know, i think he’s a virgin.",0 +phoebe,"ooh, is that spelled with a ‘c’ or a ‘k’? oh my god! it doesn’t matter; they’re both great!",rachel,"well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.",0 +phoebe,"okay, i understand why superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the easter bunny’s funeral? ending credits",rachel,i got it!,1 +ross,"i’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?",rachel,"correct, his profession was?",0 +joey,hiya.,rachel,"joey, is what she just said umm—oh my god. you were actually gonna…",1 +joey,"no! no. don’t do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.",rachel,well that too. joey?,1 +phoebe,joeys having a party and he wasnt gonna invite us?,rachel," oh yeah, like im going to let you talk to the queen.",0 +ross,what?! what?!,rachel,"nothing! oh god, were just so excited that you want to get this apartment!",1 +joey,"oooh, the next part’s the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub...",rachel,what?,0 +joey,what’s the matter?,rachel,"i am sorry, i don’t know, i am sorry, i don’t know why i did that!",1 +chandler,"okay, but after that, we’re shootin’ some pool.",rachel,it’s a ms. pac-man machine!!,0 +chandler,was that another question?,rachel,what are you talking about alone? what about ross?,0 +jill,"well okay, if it means that much to you, then i’ll ask him out.",rachel,"oh... yes, im sure. oh honey, lets go. okay bye everyone.",0 +joey,just pull on it.,rachel,and you’ll be nice?,0 +paul,hi! hi. i think i left my keys here somewhere.,rachel,hi! hi. i think i left my keys here somewhere.,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"ooh, phoebe’s here! okay, let’s turn out all the lights and we’ll just watch the movie!",1 +monica,"rachel, this is yours.",rachel,aah! why? what are these for?,1 +monica,"yeah i can! and don’t think i don’t, because i do! i mean all the time, you betcha!",rachel,okay!!,0 +gavin,fine.,rachel,oh god. youve totally messed with the back support of my chair. how do you fix this?,1 +chandler,hey!,rachel,how crazy that we’d run into you!,0 +monica,"what?! are you crazy? you just had ross’s baby! it’s-it’s so inappropriate. no, it’s worse than that. it’s wrong. it’s… it is bigger than mine!",rachel,"i know. days of our lives, thank you very much.",1 +monica,"ohh, sweetie! hey, i bet you anything that he’s gonna call you again.",rachel,"yeah, maybe, but i don’t think i even care. i don’t think he’s the one i’m sad about. y’know, i know that i said that i am totally okay with ross getting married, but as it turns out, i don’t think i’m handling it all that well.",1 +ross,is everything okay?,rachel,monica has a secret closet and she won’t let me see what’s in it.,0 +ross,"well remember that paper i had published last year on sediment flow rate, huh? they loved it.",rachel,"well, who wouldn’t?!",1 +steve,"look, i think i know the answer to this question, but... would you like to make love to me?",rachel,"oh, rach...oh...gleba is not a word.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"oh, what about that guy over there? remember? that is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.",0 +monica,you kissed him?,rachel,"yeah. it was after the party, we were on the balcony and...",1 +ross,"look, i just think youre an adult, okay? and you should get over your silly fears.",rachel,alright fine. ill do it.,1 +all,hey.,rachel,"ooh, italian!",1 +ross,correct. chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?,rachel,oh!,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"hey joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?",1 +tag,"come on, let’s have some fun. huh? what do you want to do today?",rachel,hey! look who’s back! it’s the birthday girl! how’s the birthday girl feeling?,0 +monica,"cmon, you cant live off your parents your whole life.",rachel,i know that. thats why i was getting married.,1 +joey,you like me?,rachel,"ok, lets not make a big thing about this!",1 +monica,its that terrible?,rachel,"mrs. tedlock. youre looking lovely today. and may i say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.",0 +phoebe,oh god.� remember the girls nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and ross?,rachel,oh god.� it seems like forever ago.,1 +joey,oh dear god!,rachel,events from around the globe.,0 +phoebe,i don’t know.,rachel,hi monica.,0 +ross,that may be the most depressing thing i’ve heard in my life. i should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.,rachel,"hey, thanks ross, for taking care of all of this.",1 +joey,really? she... she loves me?,rachel,"oh yeah! but you know what? if you need hugsy, dont worry. emma will totally understand. i wont... but whatever .",1 +tag,still no luck.,rachel,"i guess so, can i. can i think its cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers.",0 +ross,im sure hell understand.,rachel,all right. all right! im gonna do it. im gonna go to paris.,1 +phoebe,"oh! no, i-i think i just had a contraction.",rachel,you what?,1 +amy,myron. hmm... i told you he was old!,rachel,"oh... sit down, sit down. oh, honey, you know, i once also almost married somebody that i didn’t love. do you remember barry?",1 +monica,it will not be fine. well get in trouble.,rachel,yeah.,0 +mindy,"well, ever since we announced the engagement, hes been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like chanel.",rachel,howd he take it?,0 +ross,"oh, its not so bad. monicas gonna make potpourri! i think im gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.",rachel,please. this is so your fault.,0 +monica,"all right. op, here it is! right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. i wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?",rachel,oh my god! youre water broke!,0 +kim,"uh-oh, busted!",rachel,"no, its just ah, i care so damn much about little ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.",0 +ross,what-what?,rachel,"yeah. okay. umm, y’know, my friends are having a halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. maybe i could meet the guy you’re marrying.",0 +monica,"hi, how are you doing kelly?",rachel,"im doing just fine! god, tiffany, you smell so great!",1 +phoebe,where?!,rachel,give her a key to your apartment.,0 +joey,"ok! all right, well... im gonna see if i can get a room for the night and ill... ill see you later!",rachel,"i can’t speak for emily, but susan is in a loving, committed relationship.",0 +monica,"honey, the question is…do you really want to marry joey?",rachel,hey.,0 +phoebe,"no thanks, i’ve already seen one.",rachel,"actually its, its quite, yknow, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. yknow, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, im sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and youre like all oh, define me! define me! love me, i need love!.",0 +phoebe,really?� youre moving on from ross?,rachel,i climb down the fire escape and you cant put that in the closet?,0 +monica,i wanna wear this everyday.,rachel,you look so beautiful.,1 +joey,you kissed him?!,rachel,"well, i didnt know what else to do!",1 +phoebe,oh no.,rachel,what?,1 +monica,"oh, thank god! emma, there you are!",rachel,"we are on a roll, people!!",0 +ross,you werent trying to entice me with your nakedness.,rachel,richard simmons?! oh my god!,0 +ross,"wh-why?! why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?",rachel,"you see this, this is a person who is ready to go. phoebe you, oh, you are my star.",0 +phoebe,yummy noises.,rachel,ten dollars an hour.,0 +monica,mmmm! it’s good!,rachel,no... hmmmmm... its not... hmmmmmmmmmm,0 +phoebe,hey.,rachel,i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning! phoebe : you doing ok?,0 +ross,i know.,rachel,"if we broke up, and i lost you...",1 +monica,you were just being so nice to him!,rachel,"hey, does anybody else feel bad about ross?",0 +monica,what’s hard to believe?,rachel,"well y’know, it’s you guys. you-you do this kind of stuff! y’know? i mean, you-you were gonna get married in vegas and then you backed out! i guess i’m not upset because i don’t see you guys going through with it. i’m sorry.",1 +phoebe,no! you shouldve read it yourself!,rachel,where is everyone? they�re forty minutes late.,0 +monica,wow! play that message for emily and this whole problem goes away!,rachel,right?,1 +phoebe,oh you did? he did it! he did it!,rachel,wow! what did he do?,1 +chandler,we still got it!,rachel,"yeah, didn�t i mention that? yeah, i mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. i-i mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. i thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.",0 +julie,have you felt rachel’s cervix ross?,rachel,hey!,0 +dr. green,what?!,rachel,i’m sorry daddy.,1 +monica,how ‘bout just a boom?,rachel,"well that was depressing, i think i just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from fame. ready to go to the movies?",1 +joey,yeaah.,rachel,"amy, that’s what i was supposed to wear today, that’s why i hung it on the door.",1 +joey,"hey, don’t get mad at us! no one forced you to raise the stakes!",rachel,i cant believe this.,0 +monica,come in! come in! we’re engaged!!!,rachel,right.,0 +megan,"oh i’m not, i just like to try these on.",rachel,i do the same thing.,1 +phoebe,congratulations!,rachel,i’m doing my scenes with you?,0 +joey,"yeah, i got my speech!",rachel,do you got your gracious loser face?,1 +monica,"when i fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.",rachel,"well y’know, i don’t want you to be cold.",1 +tag,"rach, i’m sorry, but you didn’t give me any contracts!",rachel,"yes i did! and i put a little post-it on it that said, must go out today, and underlined today three times and, and then i put a little heart in the corner because i didn’t want to seem to bossy.",1 +ross,i don’t know why you can’t admit that you need me.,rachel,"well, freaked. ‘cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. and! this is frank and alice’s like only shot. like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.",0 +gavin,"well, while you were on your baby vacation i was doing your job.",rachel,"well, itll probably slow it down at first but, once i get used to the extra weight, ill be back on track.",0 +joey,dude! what are yo—you trying to kill me?!,rachel,"pheebs, i wanna ask you something.",1 +monica,"well, yknow how i always wanted to go out with chip matthews in high school?",rachel,what message?,0 +phoebe,"there was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. monica’s pregnant. so i guess she won’t be totally alone.",rachel,"oh, i’m-i’m not working tomorrow.",0 +joey,did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?,rachel,no!,1 +julie,"i know, i probably shouldnt even tell you this, but im pretty much totally intimidated by you.",rachel,really? me?,1 +russell,"hello, is ross there?",rachel,"uh no, he’s not. can i take a message?",1 +ross,a-a-and... record.,rachel,"hello? oh no! what happened? ok ok, where are you? . ok, ill be right there.",0 +ross,why? what was wrong with her?,rachel,"no, no, i don’t want to forget it.",0 +monica,howd it go?,rachel,"yknow, it was, uh.. it was actually really great. he took me to lunch at the russian tea room, and i had that chicken, where yknow you poke it and all the butter squirts out...",1 +ross,"hey you guys, i need some fashion advice.",rachel,oh!,1 +phoebe,we won.,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"rachel, what the hell is this?!",rachel,i’m joey.,0 +nurse,okay…,rachel,i am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!,1 +phoebe,"alright, now i will let go if you both stop.",rachel,fine!,1 +joey,oh!! shrimp toast!,rachel,"well ah, ........yknow.",0 +ross,"what, do you, well umm, oh how about i come up there?",rachel,"no-no-no, no, honey please, i’ve got, i’ve just have so much to deal with.",1 +joey,"okay, how long was i watching that woman?",rachel,"i’m just saying that y’know, someday ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s gonna have his own life. right?",1 +steve,is it dry in here?,rachel,"let me, let me get you some wine!",1 +ross,hey.,rachel,"yknow, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap i go through with my mom more than you.",0 +ross,"i talked to monica, look, im the one who made the choice. im the one whos making things change, so i should be the one to yknow, step back.",rachel,well sure. but i get married all the time so…,0 +ross,thank you.,rachel,really nice to meet you... and well call you.,1 +ross,"y’know what? the doctor will be in soon, why don’t we not speak until then.",rachel,"it’s not just the stuff he paid for, i mean it’s-it’s everything. y’know? he read lines with me. he-he went with me on auditions when i was really nervous, and then he consoled me after i didn’t get parts that i really wanted. you always believed in me man. even, even when i didn’t believe in myself.",0 +ross,"uh dad, emma’s in the nursery. i’ll take you now. if you want, but i really want to talk to you.",rachel,"i know, i still need to talk to you.",1 +monica,thats different! i was drunk and stupid!,rachel,"uh.. ",0 +mr. treeger,": ‘cause you’re a little princess! daddy, buy me a pizza. daddy, buy me a candy factory. daddy, make the cast of cats sing happy birthday to me…",rachel,all right.,0 +chandler,how much did i love the king and i?,rachel,chandler!,1 +phoebe,we’re practically kissing.,rachel,hey!,1 +monica,mr. bigot. he tells the most racist jokes.,rachel,"no, i mean it, this feels really good. is it a hundred percent cotton?",0 +monica,"well, so far i have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or i don’t have my something blue.",rachel,hey! those are all the things i’m responsible for!,1 +joey,"well it does when you combine it with, this is so embarrassing, i",rachel,did you see betty?,0 +joey,"oh you know uh kash, really liked you the other day. he said he thought you were charming.",rachel,i thought i was a complete idiot.,1 +amy,"yeah, well you know what i cannot believe. that my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from ralph lauren and i still have to pay retail.",rachel,ah ha ha. ah ha ha. its forty five.,1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,that really is something; thats really cool.,1 +phoebe,"wow! oh well, i will be there!",rachel,i can’t believe she cracked your code!,0 +mark,"all right, all right, i’m coming over, and i’m bringing chinese food.",rachel,"oh, yeah, i’m not, i’m not hungry.",1 +joshua,great!,rachel,yeah! sit!,1 +ross,"so do i. okay rach, before anything happens i just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. this is just about tonight. i dont to go through with this if its going to raise the question of us. okay? i just want this to be about what it is!",rachel,"yeah, this was a stupid idea.",0 +monica,hi!,rachel,he doesnt speak much english.,1 +chandler,"run! run you crazy, rich freak!",rachel,"oh, i can’t watch this.",1 +chandler,"oh yeah, me too, shes so cool and pretty.",rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,"oh, ill take some of that.",rachel,"pheebs, thats for men!",1 +ross,no! no!,rachel,fan out! fan out!,0 +bonnie,hey guys.,rachel,don’t be too long.,0 +chandler,"rachel, wait, wait.",rachel,how do you figure that?,0 +monica,it’s all everybody at the party could talk about!,rachel,"yeah, thats right.",0 +joey,is he gone?,rachel,how are you doing this?,1 +dr. long,do we have a name yet?,rachel,"no, not yet.",1 +phoebe,"raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... la la la la...something and noodles with string. these are a few...",rachel,"alright ross, look. youre feeling a lot of pain right now. youre angry. youre hurting. can i tell you what the answer is?",0 +monica,rachel! what is your cat doing in one of my bowls!,rachel,"its not! im defrosting a chicken. oh, i uh sold mrs. whiskerson.",1 +danny,okay.,rachel,and stop saying that! i hate that!,1 +joey,"look rach, wasn’t this supposed to a temporary thing? i thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?",rachel,"okay. but if you don’t come back soon, there’s pretty much nothing i can do about it!",0 +ross,you bought shawn cassidy!,rachel,but you’re not just a soap actor. you are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.,0 +phoebe,"oh, ja! ja!",rachel,yah! shes... uhm... not very good though...,1 +phoebe,how can you let him talk to your crotch like that?,rachel,does it matter? youre ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.,0 +monica,any woman would be lucky to have ya.,rachel,well maybe it would make me feel better if i slept with joey.,1 +monica,okay great!,rachel,yeah!,1 +joey,"rach, it’s, it’s ah, it’s not that we don’t want to, really. are we talking models in their underwear?",rachel,"yknow, how did i get this reputation as a dropper? okay? im anything but a dropper.",0 +chandler,"well, thank you for lunch.",rachel,"what? wait a minute, i didn’t pay, i thought you paid!",1 +mindy,i hope you can find some way to be happy for me. and i hope youll still be my maid of honor...?,rachel,"....mindy. mindy, of course mindy, it was always mindy.",0 +chandler,yes you did! you look happy and sick; you smoked!,rachel,"all right, fine! but i had too! i had to do it for my career!",1 +ross,come on! here.,rachel,"oh, okay, we’re going. yeah.",1 +melissa,shut up!,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,good!,rachel,"okay, ive got to go pick up ben but i-i will figure something out. hey, didnt he used to have a cat?",0 +ross,"what? great, now im having a baby.",rachel,"yeah, yeah. you should come check us out. were called way! no way!.",0 +mrs green,"oh, look, heres barry. did he have to come straight from the office?",rachel,"no, that was his costume. see, hes actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.",1 +ross,"okay. okay. y’know what? if you want to, we can do it one more time. i mean i’d-i’d be okay with that. in fact, i have some time right now.",rachel,"okay, y’know what? can i, can i talk now?",1 +monica,oh my god! have you lost your mind?,rachel,"no-n-n-n-no! i am finally thinking clearly. my lucky dress wasn’t working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.",1 +ross,who the hell was that?!,rachel,"wow, thats great! i liked that better than the law thing, so...",0 +gunther,really?,rachel,"honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.",1 +phoebe,you’re just so mean to each other! and i don’t want to end up like that with rachel. i still like you!,rachel,i got them!,0 +gavin,"well, there was talk of shutting down ralph lauren all together.",rachel,"well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?",0 +ross,you won an adult thanksgiving day spelling bee.,rachel,"by using ct scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the mesozoic era into the 21st century.",0 +joey,"well, im feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...",rachel,right.,0 +ross,"i’m sorry rach, it was, it was really close.",rachel,well then i demand a recount!,1 +ross,y’know what?,rachel,did she freak out?,0 +ross,"no mum, im not dead. i know its not something to kid about. it was just a practical joke between chandler and me, but its over, ok? actually no, even if i had died, you would not be left childless. monica?",rachel,"well whats the difference? your eggs arent here anymore, are they? you took your eggs and you left. you really expect me to never find new eggs?",0 +monica,"well thank god you were here! i mean, we have to erase that!",rachel,what?! we cant do that!,1 +monica,"no, nononono.. its just.. things change. people change.",rachel,what the fu——ck are you doing?!,0 +mr. zelner,its really nice to see you again.,rachel,thank you.,1 +guy,"i ah, i work at bloomingdale’s and i might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?",rachel,do you want my pickle?,1 +phoebe,time for your scalp massage!,rachel,wow... i really love your...,1 +monica,you don’t have a car. and your license expired.,rachel,"i know. yeah, see, there’s so much to do and i have so little time to do it in.",1 +phoebe,"ah, yeah, hes so adorable, god, hes just so much fun, joey is the best, im glad youre having so much fun here.",rachel,"what? wait-wait a minute, what? phoebe, whats the matter?",1 +ross,"yeah! and! and, it was the easiest 400 bucks i’ve ever made.",rachel,people do stupid things when theyre upset.,0 +phoebe,why not?,rachel,"monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?",0 +phoebe,"yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dogs ear grow back so...still hoping.",rachel,"oh, richard. thats all i ever hear, richard, richard, richard!",0 +chandler,yes!,rachel,what kind of profit is that?! and you call yourself an accountant.,0 +monica,really?,rachel,yes. you’re not asking are you?,1 +monica,how do you feel?,rachel,i don’t know. i don’t know how i feel. this is all happening so fast. i have to make all these decisions that i don’t want to make. somebody just take this away from me!!,1 +ross,right.,rachel,breaks your heart doesn’t it,0 +ross,"everyone, this is julie.",rachel,"come on, monica, things could be worse. you could get caught between the moon and new york city. i know its crazy, but its true.",0 +chandler,"let me just say something... because once we get into this, im gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... i just want to say that i... i love you... and, im gonna miss you. and im so sad that youre leaving.",rachel,"oh, you know what? lets not say anything else. i love you.",1 +joanna,i thought it went very well.,rachel,"no! it didn’t! that’s what i want to talk to you about. now, just to brief you… i may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.",1 +chandler,"oh yeah, but dont worry. i dont think anybodys gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.",rachel,ah-ha! too cocky!,0 +phoebe,whats goin on?,rachel,"oh, too soon, too schmoon. face it honey, i am not letting you get away this time.",0 +ross,ok... now... now were just holding hands!,rachel,hi! hi! you’re crazy! okay? this is emily. emily is straight.,0 +mark,why do all you’re coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?,rachel,"oh. that’s so monica can keep track. that way if one on them is missing, she can be like, ‘where’s number 27?!’",1 +ross,not at the concert.,rachel,"one more day, seriously/",0 +joey,it does?,rachel,yeah! and shes comforted by him because she loves her uncle joey so much.,1 +joey,also so gay!,rachel,"ah, rach, it doesnt say that!",0 +ross,whats goin on?,rachel,"bob is great. hes smart, hes sophisticated, and he has a real job. you, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but bob...",0 +phoebe,"ooh, god, its him! its that cop! god, i cant believe it! he found me!",rachel,"oh my god, phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!",1 +monica,maybe we could call the phone company. maybe they could change the message. maybe they can change his number.,rachel,"and i still have about five seconds to spare. okay, that was about seven seconds.",1 +monica,you’re jealous of princess caroline?,rachel,do i have my own castle?,1 +joey,what’s not to like? custard? good. jam? good. meat? gooooood.,rachel,"...so a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?",1 +monica,oh thats an eye removal machine.,rachel,"all right, im outta here!",1 +ross,"hey, do you have any gum?",rachel,oh? yeah! sure!,1 +ross,…that you actually…,rachel,no that’s just——that’s just ‘cause i’m such a good messer!,1 +monica,"all right shut up for a second and let me just see something. oh, wow!",rachel,"okay, you’d tell me the truth. right?",1 +phoebe,"well i’m sorry, i thought you said it was okay.",rachel,"okay, good, ‘cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...",0 +joey,but hes the same.,rachel,"yeah, i think she wants the old one back.",1 +ross,"space is filled with orbiting children. look, please, just come on, you know, when you’ll see the look on emma’s face, i swear you won’t regret it.",rachel,"we’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, i’m glad you’re here. i was cleaning this morning and i found this . i don’t know if you wanna use it, but…",0 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,"oh, im going on the lamb.",0 +monica,"okay, you’re-you’re really freaking me out.",rachel,"now, that can be arranged! slippery little bugger!",0 +gunther,let it be me! let it be me!,rachel,"all right, be my guest.",0 +chandler,orange juice.,rachel,no! there’s no orange juice in there! we win!!,1 +guy,huh?,rachel,hello michael.,0 +joey,you lied to me!,rachel,"well, she told me too!",1 +joey,why did i have to start working out again? damn you 15s!,rachel,"well, we’re a little early, the lecture doesn’t end for 15 minutes.",1 +monica,huh. what’s doofus spelled backwards?,rachel,"and thank you, for that.",0 +tag,"rachel, don’t do this. this is just because you’re turning thirty.",rachel,"yeah, it is! but you’re just a kid! i mean you’re 25!",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,i don’t care. phoebe’s phoebe. ursula’s... hot!,0 +amy,"no, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow rachel around like a puppy dog.",rachel,"hey. amy. youve got to stop doing that. ",1 +ross,"yeah, well... i think i know how to dazzle him.",rachel,hi guys!,0 +monica,"oh, honey, im sorry.",rachel,"well, you should be, this is all your fault! you meddled in our relationship!!",1 +chandler,"yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards.",rachel,"op, i like credit cards!",1 +joey,yeah right.,rachel,ohh! thank you.,0 +chandler,my grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.,rachel,"hey, sophie!",1 +ross,"good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?",rachel,"irrational, huh? all right, well, i’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!",1 +phoebe,"oh no, ross doesn’t know anything.",rachel,"oh, i can not believe you didn’t tell me!",1 +joey,that guy’s still doing that?!,rachel,"oh, okay. hey, two beers.",0 +joey,"youre a pain in my ass, geller!",rachel,"all right, look you guys... look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between joey and me and i think we can handle it...",1 +phoebe,"okay, this is going to be harder than i thought. umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy.",rachel,"uh-huh. well, when the psychiatrist told me i had to take a leave of absence because i yelled at my boss i started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. and i thought was a good idea so, i took it.",0 +phoebe,"i really, really enjoyed it. very exotic.",rachel,"well, i just checked our messages and joshua didn’t call. i mean you’d think he’d be worried about me not showing up at his club. ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, ross is all happy in vermont!",1 +ross,"listen, listen. whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! now, i promise i wont say a word, but if you pick chandler hes gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!",rachel,"oh, you are the lesser of two evils!",1 +mrs green,"oh, look, heres barry. did he have to come straight from the office?",rachel,what?! i am an excellent secret keeper. i have kept all of our secrets.,0 +tag,it is the right time.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"wow, really? one time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.",rachel,"im telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. and i wanted to give it up i just—i didnt know what it was!",0 +joshua,"my marriage like just ended, and i’m really not ready to get into anything yet.",rachel,"yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl…",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,i’ll be back in ten minutes.,0 +joey,that sketch you mentioned? might it have looked a little something like this?,rachel,it’s a legitimate learning technique. wow!,0 +joey,"oh, y’know what? since i’m here, i think i’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side.",rachel,"okay joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham?",1 +ross,"sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay.",rachel,"no, it’s not gonna be okay ross, tomorrow is my last day, and i don’t have a lead. okay, yknow what, i’m just gonna, i’m just gonna call gunther and i’m gonna tell him, i’m not quitting.",1 +phoebe,thank you. we both forgive you.,rachel,"so honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?",1 +monica,"how about at a game, on the big screen?",rachel,uuuh!! how about at a footlocker?,1 +chandler,"yes, it does bother me! and i think it would bother a lot of people. rachel, when you were going out with ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?",rachel,it’s gonna be so great.,0 +gunther,okay.,rachel,what?,1 +ross,uh-huh.,rachel,"you are right there with emily. and it’s y’know, it’s kinda like…. it’s a tie! well, i gotta get, i gotta get back to the dishes.",1 +joey,"i knew that! i sooo didn’t know that, but you should see your faces.",rachel,"wow, what?",0 +chandler,"because you broke a chair and you broke a chair! the only one around here that hasn’t broke a chair, is me!",rachel,"yes, but the coffee table doesnt match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...rooosss!!!!",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"she spit up. judy! she spi�judy! look alive, judy! thank you.",1 +ross,i think the check in is that way.,rachel,ahh.,1 +monica,"rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. sound like a big jerk to me but if thats what you want to do...",rachel,and then jean-claude took me to that place crossroads and thats where we hung out with drew barrymore.,1 +molly,"no, you stay, ill do it .",rachel,"oh, right!",0 +joey,"you can’t make crotchless panties? you take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…",rachel,"okay-okay-okay! so, making things. that sounds like so much fun.",1 +monica,julie.,rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,"petrie, right, right. okay, some people gonna be working this weekend.",rachel,"hey. hey, check out the flyers for the band. i made em on a macintosh in the computer room!",0 +ross,shake it!,rachel,shake it!,1 +ross,"yeah, i really do. yeah, but what am i gonna do, i mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment.",rachel,"ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through monica’s photo albums, i mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks.",1 +chandler,"monica! can i talk to you for a second? listen, i appreciate you getting me the costume…",rachel,"oh, you did this to him?",1 +phoebe,"no, listening! sit! y’know, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.",rachel,thank you. im glad you agree.,0 +monica,come in. ive been waiting for you.,rachel,hi! i just wanna--ahhh!!! oh my god! oh my god!,1 +gavin,yeah! but you said not to worry about...,rachel,"you, touching yourself, out!",0 +ross,whats going on?! thats whats going on!!,rachel,"oh no-no-no-no, being adored. i’m used to it, don’t worry about it.",0 +phoebe,"okay, i guess. i mean… i don’t know, it’s just, i guess i know it’s going to be over soon.",rachel,"well, isn’t that a good thing? you said you were sick of this.",1 +phoebe,"rachel, come here. okay, i was just starting to take my thanksgiving nap, and i had another dream about jack.",rachel,nope.,0 +chandler,whoa! dont know about that.,rachel,"you remember janice, right?",0 +ross,"ok, ok, sweetheart, ill see you later. ok, bye. what? oh, that is so sweet. no, no, ok, you hang up. ok, ok, one, two, three. well you didnt hang up either.",rachel,she didnt hang up either!,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,"it was a mistake. please don’t take this to mean anything, because it doesn’t.",0 +carol,what?,rachel,"okay, maybe they are not funny to you…",1 +ross,okay. have a great time you guys.,rachel,thank you.,1 +joey,hey.,rachel,"yeah! here! oh no, these are the trick deck. okay. here yes. okay.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,okay?,rachel,its okay! its good! its good. its a disease!,0 +ross,i got it at pottery barn!! okay?!,rachel,"oh my god, phoebe, pottery barn has ripped off the design of our antique!",1 +monica,"we think if you saw it, youd understand. i mean you guys were there. it is beautiful, isnt it?",rachel,"yes, it was!",0 +phoebe,no!,rachel,"i can not believe he would do that to mon—whoa! joey, do they know that we know?",1 +ross,"everyone gets a goodbye but me? what have i got to do to get a goodbye, huh? be best friends with you? uh, go out with you? have a baby with you? oh wait a minute, wait a minute, i did all those things.",rachel,ross...,1 +joanna,i thought it went very well.,rachel,"dude, we are sooo gonna party!",0 +ross,"great, actually. im thinking tonight, maybe the night. yeah, i mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when theyre asleep, im thinking amanda and i break open a bottle of wine, and do a little playing ourselves.",rachel,having a swim.,0 +tag,"yes, at 4:00.",rachel,"yeah, i saw her this morning walkin’ it by the park.",0 +ross,what you don’t think i’d go up to her?,rachel,"ow!-ow!-ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! yknow, ow!",0 +phoebe,"we did have fun, didnt we?",rachel,"yes, thank you. you see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.",0 +woman,congratulations you two!,rachel,"um, this?",0 +ross,hey.,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"so, i got us some reservations for sunday night, okay? how about, ernie’s at 9 o’clock?",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,so uh... i guess i wanna take off.,rachel,"okay... hey listen, just before you go i-i again, i just wanna say thank you for coming with me.",1 +ross,thank you.,rachel,"oh wow, this feels weird.",1 +phoebe,"oh, well hes yummy. we did a little kissin.",rachel,"phoebe, what are you doing?",1 +joey,it looks like a womens purse.,rachel,"no joey, look. trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. look. see look, men, carrying the bag.",1 +chandler,"oh, no, no, no, dont go! ive scared ya! ive said too much! im hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! hey, janice! its me. um, yeah, i-i-i just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.",rachel,"honey, this will help.",1 +ross,"no, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. it was a small wedding.",rachel,"but it was beautiful. i mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.",1 +phoebe,aw � what?,rachel,"ok, so at this point, the dealer...",0 +monica,for what?,rachel,"well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.",1 +chandler,would you all stop yelling in our apartment! you are ruining moving day for us!,rachel,so this is it? victor?,0 +ross,hey mon!,rachel,"yes, because thats how long it takes to love me.",0 +joey,"oh, what’s wrong?",rachel,"oh you really, you really just don’t want to hear about it.",1 +ross,"y’know, i-i—you’ve done a lot of stupid stuff too! okay?",rachel,okay. if you’re alive you answer your phone!,0 +phoebe,it’s lafite. the ’74 latour is actually drinking quite nicely.,rachel,"all right here he comes. i’m gonna do this, i’m gonna tell him, i’m gonna be strong.",1 +joey,i know! i found it on the street.,rachel,are you serious—really?! it’s in such good condition.,1 +paul,i’m thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.,rachel,"hey, remember how chandler and phoebe blew us off yesterday?",0 +monica,really?,rachel,"yeah! yknow, ever since i ran out on barry at the wedding, i have wondered whether i made the right choice. and now i know.",1 +ross,"so you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?",rachel,"mandy, uh? uh... really hot blonde, big boobs?",0 +monica,"have a seat. okay, listen umm, chandler and i are going to live together, here.",rachel,"oh, i left them on my bulldozer... i dont have tools!",0 +phoebe,"umm, i think there’s something you should maybe know.",rachel,"ok well, before you do, i know we werent supposed to get you going away presents, but i do have something for you.",0 +joey,shes probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.,rachel,bye!,1 +joey,you said number two.,rachel,"i gotta tell you, you look great now.",0 +monica,electrical plans for the building.,rachel,of!,0 +phoebe,"oh, i love you guys too, but mike got off work early. wait. wait, i�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. you know what? i am. bye guys! judy! bye.",rachel,...yeah.,0 +ben,okay.,rachel,me.,0 +ross,"oh yeah, why not?",rachel,"okay, umm, i’m gonna get my sweater.",1 +mark,"oh, hi. it’s mark.",rachel,shhh!,0 +ross,you never cooked since 1996.,rachel,the fruit roll up.,0 +chandler,"oh no, it’s gonna be named after some snack or baked good isn’t it?",rachel,but you said he was this great guy!,0 +dina,"i…i don’t care about fashion! i’m pregnant! and i know you are too, so you gotta help me!",rachel,"you said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!",0 +molly,"shes out, im gonna take her home.",rachel,"oh, ok, thank you. do you see what all the guys see in her?",1 +monica,"no, i haven’t.",rachel,no! it’s not okay! it’s not okay at all!! you’re dead inside!!,0 +nurse,i’m sorry. semi-private rooms are all we have.,rachel,not two years in a row.,0 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"oh please. okay, anyone in this room think that i would send ross begging symbols, please show of hands.",1 +joey,"all right, well maybe i’m enjoying it a little bit. i mean i’m getting pretty good at it.",rachel,is monica not here?,0 +monica,what are you guys gonna do?,rachel,"oh, okay. listen, thanks for everything, mon.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hey ross! any word on the apartment yet?,1 +ross,"well, hello, mrs. ross!",rachel,a new pair of shoes for the chan-chan man! yes!,0 +tag,how are you doing? are you feeling any better?,rachel,because i’m going to kill him,0 +joey,ahhh…… eh?,rachel,so?,0 +ross,"you had to be a bitch in high school, you couldntve been fat.",rachel,hey! that was a practical purchase! i needed that car for transportation! okay? i-i have a child!,0 +joey,"no, no, no! you kneed me in my misters!",rachel,what? oh my god! im so sorry. joey? are you ok?,1 +phoebe,"yeah, this has happened before.",rachel,so you know how to fix it?,1 +phoebe,"well, ive been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. okay, i admit it! i love this coat! okay, i—its the best thing ive ever had wrapped around me, including phil huntley! remember phil huntley? he was fine!",rachel,hi!,1 +joey,i cant believe you said woowoo. i dont even say woowoo.,rachel,"oh, shes coming up! shes coming up!",1 +ross,"okay. you know you probably didnt know this, but back in high school, i had a, um, major crush on you.",rachel,"yknow, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.",0 +monica,so are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?,rachel,"i dont know. its so complicated. i work with this guy, you know, i have the baby, and i have ross, and i just...i dontknow what to do and i have to be at the office and see gavin in ten minutes.",1 +phoebe,"well, just buy the damn boat!",rachel,"well it you don’t know that, then i don’t want to do this with you.",0 +chandler,"i’m telling ya, joanna’s got it all wrong. okay? all i said was, ‘this was fun. let’s do it again sometime. i’ll give you a call.’",rachel,"ohh, gee. i wonder why she thinks you’re going to call her?",1 +barry,"not for her. listen, i really wanted to thank you.",rachel,okay..,1 +ross,her name is celia. shes not a bug lady. shes curator of insects at the museum.,rachel,so what are you guys going to do?,1 +tag,"hey, i wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.",rachel,its mike hanagen,0 +joey,oh my!,rachel,theyre male nurses.,1 +monica,"okay, we’re gonna need a distraction.",rachel,"hey, it’s me. i know you can’t stand to be in the same room as me, so i just thought i’d try and apologize over the phone. all i…",0 +ross,oh my—come here! come here! it’s okay. everything’s gonna be okay.,rachel,i do love mike.,0 +charlie,"yeah! actually joey and i are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?",rachel,"no no no, i am not giving you a cigarette.",0 +ross,can i use.. either thumb?,rachel,"alright, dont tell me, dont tell me! decaf cappucino for joey.. coffee black.. late.. and an iced tea. im getting pretty good at this!",1 +ross,bye sweetie.,rachel,bye hon.,1 +phoebe,no i didn’t!,rachel,"no? so you’re saying that if i called it, it wouldn’t ring?",1 +monica,"okay, rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.",rachel,well then why can’t i see it?,0 +ross,"hey rach, can you pass me the tv guide?",rachel,"oh, come on! yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? we were playing chess, you said i was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were cameron diaz! okay, theres a chance this may have been a dream.",0 +phoebe,with who?,rachel,"ah, it’s still not the time. dedicated to the people of new york city",1 +mark,"...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. good. any questions so far?",rachel,yeah. what kind of discount do we get?,1 +monica,oh yeah right!,rachel,it used to be. now she doesn’t really have a face. smokin’ body though.,0 +phoebe,"well, hey, what if kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? you know. what if kenny hired that ralph lauren guy to be the pretty front man? huh, did she ever think of that?",rachel,nope. going to the big apple circus today.,0 +monica,and i dont know if youve noticed but shes a hotty!! hi!,rachel,"hey... hi you guys! listen, you know what? im not feeling really well. i think i cant get out for the play.",1 +monica,"honey, we have been through this before!",rachel,yeah. don’t do this to yourself.,1 +chandler,is that a swing?,rachel,oh don’t even ask!,1 +chandler,"hey, pheebs!",rachel,"phoebe, woo!",1 +ross,alright.,rachel,"ok, all right.",0 +monica,"yes! all right, yknow what? why dont we start with a practice run? okay?",rachel,okay!,1 +ross,"whoa-oh, okay! yeah, why am i telling you that?",rachel,oh no! no!! my hole!!,0 +phoebe,"yeah no, i’m telling you rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—and i think that you should. you should, you should ask rachel to help.",rachel,the second sister dies in archie and jughead double digest?,0 +joey,"pretty cool, huh? but if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.",rachel,"okay, what is this? a stupid contest? because we got a winner here!",0 +mr. zelner,"if i in any way implied that i wanted to buy your baby…i am sorry. okay? last week when i asked you when your due date was uh, i certainly did not mean that i felt that i was due your baby. yeah, i want to be very clear that i understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.",rachel,"ooh, that accident must have been terrible. you look positively ghastly.",0 +monica,third door on the left.,rachel,right!,1 +monica,"oh, thank you! what’s going on?",rachel,we’re just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.,1 +ross,hey! whats up?,rachel,"well, i have a job interview at ralph lauren tomorrow!",1 +ross,correct! what is chandler bing’s job?,rachel,did you bring the toe?,0 +joey,stop saying good night.,rachel,oh yeah! amy just burned jo’s manuscript. i don’t see how he could ever forgive her.,0 +joshua,"so, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?",rachel,um-hmm. there we go. there it is.,1 +phoebe,"all right, and umm…",rachel,ow!,1 +ross,hey! there are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! okay? there are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!,rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,"rachel, the cute doctors are here.",rachel,"okay, coming!",1 +phoebe,"oh i know, i’ve been there. i remember toward the end…",rachel,"really? think about it. come on! youre a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? if i had your number, why wouldnt i call you?",0 +chandler,"that’s sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption lady.",rachel,"ok, careful.",1 +phoebe,you dont have any other choice!,rachel,hello?,1 +chandler,are you serious?,rachel,"oh, come on! we know what these are worth.",1 +joey,yeah! look!,rachel,ni-hi-ice!,0 +ross,show them to me!,rachel,oh my god.,0 +joey,you said you didn’t want to go.,rachel,"ok, look! enough! alright? im stepping in. im putting my foot down! as your future husband im going to make this decision for us. now... what do you think we should do?",0 +joey,"okay, this is it. it’s my big fight scene coming up.",rachel,hey! did you have the baby yet?,0 +joey,that’s not so bad.,rachel,14.,0 +ross,"guess whos here. its the toughest guy in toy land, ben. a real american hero. im g.i. joe! drop the barbi, drop the barbi.",rachel,g.i. joe? do you really think hes gonna fall for that?,1 +phoebe,you ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!,rachel,kristen.,0 +monica,do i go horseback riding in the park? do i take classes at the new school?,rachel,nooo...,1 +phoebe,i am soo dead.,rachel,"all right, look, here’s the bottom line ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. so, i’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.",1 +phoebe,you were supposed to tell her!,rachel,"i know i haven’t worked in an office before, and i really don’t have a lot of experience, but uh…",0 +monica,"wait, you can’t have the baby here! i mean i haven’t sterilised it since the guys moved out!",rachel,"okay. it’s okay. we’re gonna be okay. y’know what? it’s okay. i’m gonna, i’m gonna, i’m gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!",1 +ross,"yeah i know. on the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. just wait. wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. you have no idea.",rachel,you like the purple rain display! hey bob.,0 +ross,"i mean, i don’t feel like i even have a girlfriend anymore.",rachel,you want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend?,1 +all,what?,rachel,that is so cruel! why? why would a parent name their child bethel?,0 +woman,hello!,rachel,"well, i came with rachel, who should be back any second! so whats new?",0 +ross,okay!! okay!!,rachel,come on!,1 +ross,my hands?,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,"ill have to get back to you on that. okay, bye! oh my god! he wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!",rachel,are you kidding?!,1 +ross,"rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?",rachel,which what?,0 +tag,my what?,rachel,"well, you’ve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. but y’know, there is one thing that i have yet to evaluate.",1 +joey,yes!,rachel,please.,0 +joey,morning!,rachel,oh right.,1 +mrs. green,really? remember twinkles?,rachel,he was a hamster! i am not going to vacuum up my baby!,1 +ross,"okay... okay, maybe i will...",rachel,goodnight.,1 +monica,"i hope youre not full, cause dinners almost ready.",rachel,yes! i will have the lobster ravioli.,0 +policeman,can i see your license please?,rachel,"oh yes, absolutely! y’know, it’s weird uh, but i had a dream last night where i was stopped by a policeman. and then he uh…well i probably shouldn’t tell you the rest.",1 +phoebe,yep!,rachel,hey!,1 +joey,"ooh. so umm, i was talkin’ to ross and he said you were looking for a new place.",rachel,"oh, why not. was i doing anything particularly... saucy?",0 +phoebe,i would love that job!,rachel,wheres your passport?,0 +ross,rach!,rachel,what?!,1 +gunther,whens your birthday?,rachel,"and well, we probably shouldn’t see each other anymore. i’m sorry.",0 +chandler,"yknow, ive had dates like this.",rachel,"oh my god, i cant believe you let me put this in my mouth.",0 +monica,rach?,rachel,"oh yeah, sorry. wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?",1 +ross,what the? what…,rachel,"can we, can we just forget this ever happened?",0 +ross,"yeah, its-its tough being single. thats why im so glad i found amanda.",rachel,"ross, you guys went out once. you took your kids to chucky cheese, and you didnt even kiss her.",1 +ross,what?,rachel,oh my god! are you serious?!,1 +ross,"emily is…incredible. i mean there-there are no words to describe it, i mean the whole weekend was like a dream. oh! and you! rach!",rachel,"oh, hey!",1 +ross,cmon! this looks good!,rachel,"okay, monica picks ten, i call nine! anyone else?",0 +ross,"look, i really need some help, okay? why? why did i have to speak in a british accent?! what do i do?",rachel,well…,1 +joey,"and the winner is…joey tribbiani! oh… wow! i honestly never expected this. i uh, i didn’t prepare a speech. but umm, i’d like to thank my parents, who’ve always been there for me. i’d also like to thank my friends, chandler, monica, phoebe, rachel…",rachel,"we’ll do it all, and better! look, after tonight, gandolf will want to party with us, dude! come on!",0 +monica,what?!! you cannot tell him that!!,rachel,why? why not?! people love to hear that!,1 +joey,are you kidding? i love that guy! morning’s here! morning is here—,rachel,stop it! i will kill you. i hate the fact that my room is so small.,1 +ross,"wait, wait, youre mad at me about last night? i was just trying to do the right thing.",rachel,"see, i told you i needed someone! oh, you know, by the way, as a thank you, i would really love to take you out.",0 +chandler,"they couldn’t be worse. i spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.",rachel,"oh wow, eight hours? so you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?",1 +monica,"phoebe, wait a minute!",rachel,i’m an assistant buyer!!,1 +ross,"yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didnt.",rachel,turned out it was a hat.,1 +monica,"come on rach, come on. let’s see what’s it like to be on a winning team for a change.",rachel,"oh, okay. what-what about?",0 +joey,their not breaking up. chandler and janice. their not breaking up. he didnt blink or anything.,rachel,yeah! all right! you go first.,0 +robert,"oh, there they are! i-i dropped my keys.",rachel,we’re getting married!,0 +phoebe,personal shopping? what is that? like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?,rachel,"for me, i have a hard time with le blanc in particular. when-when—i mean when…",0 +guy,"so uh, im on my way back to the bathroom.",rachel,"yeah, all right. all right! just keep walkin! all right?",1 +joey,here she is! future fashion superstar!,rachel,"oh joey, i’m hardly a…",1 +phoebe,thats a bird!,rachel,is that ross?,0 +ross,and you told phoebe you were engaged.,rachel,"look, ill get new headshot taken, all right, so i want to get my eyebrows shaped",0 +ross,"yknow, hey! you’re the one who ended it, remember?",rachel,"yeah, because i was mad at you, not because i stopped loving you!",1 +phoebe,did he go out for a cigarette?,rachel,"yeah, four times.",1 +joshua,"thanks. maybe i’ll see in the spring, with the uh, y’know, for the uh, bathing suits.",rachel,"no dear, that’s what babies do.",0 +monica,something to remember me by!,rachel,i am on fire! chandler : listen...this is really nice. do you... did you write a cheque to monica for two thousand dollars? did monica borrow money from you?,0 +monica,what are you talking about? we�re all together right now.,rachel,joey! this is not like learning to ride a horse! this is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!,0 +joey,"i’m sorry, i just…i like things the way they are.",rachel,"hey, whos this little naked guy?",1 +phoebe,"well, let’s see, it’s not. really, like that. because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like y’know a bunch of y’know high school crap that nobody really gives y’know…",rachel,"okay, well, we’ll call the company that sent her!",0 +phoebe,okay then i don’t have a choice! i have to buy that lamp!,rachel,that’s right!,1 +russell,"yes, this russell, ross’s divorce lawyer, just tell him that since i haven’t heard from him, i assume he’s decided to give the marriage a try.",rachel,ross got married again—nooooooo!!!!!!!!!,1 +chandler,"oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?",rachel,noo! nothing!,0 +phoebe,did you find it?,rachel,"wow! you realize that weve been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?",0 +monica,"you know what would be real weird? is if you weren’t there. just say you’ll think about it, okay?",rachel,"no, i’ll think about it. yeah.",1 +monica,"yeah, like i don’t know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.",rachel,"i thought you paid. ha, guess we won’t be going back there!",0 +joey,"oh, aint that nice? the three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.",rachel,"well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men ive ever been with.",0 +joey,what the hell are you doin???,rachel,"i dont know, im not trying to do anything, its just, we have such a good time when were together, you know... i mean, arent you just a... little curious... what that would be like?...",1 +ross,"marcel. bring me the rice, cmon. bring me the rice, cmon. good boy. good boy. cmere, gimme the rice. thank you, good boy. well, i see hes finally mastered the difference between bring me the and pee in the. bring me the and- rach?",rachel,"really stupid. and i dont even know how it happened. im sorry, honey, i promise it will never happen again. are we okay now?",0 +phoebe,"ohh! so, did you get to meet her?",rachel,"oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?",0 +ross,"what? no, thats illegal. im gonna have the labor department down her so fast they wont even...",rachel,yeah!,0 +monica,"when i fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.",rachel,yes! i win again! ha-ha! that’s like 500 bucks you owe me! whoo-ho-hoo! $500 that is a loooot of electricity! whoo-ho-ho! i gotta buy some food.,0 +monica,"yeah, a lot. a lot, a lot!",rachel,"look carol umm, i was, i was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.",0 +ross,"oh right, right.� � so, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from emma?",rachel,"yeah, yeah.� phoebe and i are going to have so much fun.� and thank you for watching the baby, by the way.",1 +monica,how’s the big anniversary dinner?,rachel,"well, we never actually got to dinner.",1 +joey,"rach! rach! listen, im gonna kiss you at midnight.",rachel,what?!,1 +monica,it doesnt go with any of my stuff.,rachel,"ok, mr. heckles, well try to keep it down.",0 +chandler,im in college and im in a band.,rachel,yeah okay.,1 +joey,and you’ll be nice?,rachel,"and, i’ll be nice.",1 +chandler,"hey rach, now that youre working at ralph lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?",rachel,"i know! i know! it turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so i steered clear of her…",0 +ross,"all right. all right, i’ll do it.",rachel,"thank you. hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?",1 +chandler,"well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend and her brother, i can’t do that we promised we’d make each other gifts this year.",rachel,"aw, i love that.",1 +ross,what?,rachel,lets just say my curious george doll is no longer curious.,1 +danny,"oh hey, great, youre up. rachel, this is my sister krista. krista, this is rachel.",rachel,"i think hes been relaxing enough, thanks to you and fireball.",0 +ross,"no-no. it’s-it’s me, ross!",rachel,i can’t. i keep seeing it the good way.,0 +ross,"well, where do i start? this is julie. julie, this is rachel.",rachel,"these are, these arent for you. these are for you. welcome to our country.",1 +chandler,"yeah, i dont think hes up to meeting everyone yet.",rachel,"ugh, pbs!",0 +joey,"ah, well, if i want the girl to kiss me, first thing i do is make my lips",rachel,how do you do that?,1 +ross,"okay, why are you here?",rachel,"yeah and-and i’m sorry too. but, well i just—i like things done a certain way and the chemistry’s just not right.",0 +phoebe,whats the matter? why so scrunchy?,rachel,know what—if somebody doesn’t tell me what’s going on right now…,0 +ross,"1987, the day after christmas, at sean mcmahon’s party. i played you one of my songs, y’know interplanetary courtship ritual.",rachel,"all right! now hey, i need to use the bathroom. since i don’t need any assistance in there, take a break!",0 +monica,but i didnt.,rachel,"well, you should have.",1 +joey,uh...well...just once...with you...,rachel,"no, no i dont, because its being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.",0 +joey,uh... charlie and i broke up.,rachel,"well, it’s just y’know that something like this would never to like the hulk, y’know…",0 +monica,"honey, sweetie, by the edges.",rachel,what is it? is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?,0 +ross,"ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes.",rachel,"ohh, im gonna miss that big old squishy butt.",1 +phoebe,�s a good toast.,rachel,could you please get her attention?,1 +phoebe,"yay, okay!",rachel,maybe on some level.,0 +mr. waltham,"in a moment, please, i’m in the middle of a task. and you have a customer.",rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"ok, ok. im gonna come out to long island with you, i mean, you cant be alone right now.",rachel,"no, come on, im totally ok. i dont need you to come! i can totally handle this on my own.",1 +phoebe,"all right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.",rachel,"chandler, what are you doing? there is a trash can right there.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,i didnt know you guys hung out.,1 +monica,"rachel, say that im friends with her, we spend some time together. is that so terrible?",rachel,thank you.,0 +chandler,"y’know what? i don’t trust you with this cake anymore! and i got it first, and i’m takin’ it back!",rachel,what?! what?!,1 +phoebe,"well, i think i can help you get over him.",rachel,you can?,1 +ross,"okay, i think were getting into a weird area here...",rachel,i cant believe this! what the hell were you thinking?,0 +ross,"you know, we should just go, i’m not gonna find anything here! this stuff is ridiculous!",rachel,"no! no, no... wait! we didnt lose. the rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...",0 +monica,"well, when you first met barry, you flitted off to vail.",rachel,hey! how was lunch?,0 +joey,absolutely! hes not thinking about you.,rachel,no...,1 +ross,"uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a paolo.",rachel,"see thats just something i said now, so that maybe i could kiss you.",0 +ross,"oh, hey yknow, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. but who cares?! because its all on me! that is, one big drink!",rachel,but she just came up here!,0 +ross,oh no!!,rachel,make it stop!!,1 +monica,how desperate am i?,rachel,emma.,0 +joey,i cant tell you what i know.,rachel,get ready to run. congratulations on your wedding.,0 +ross,oh yeah! then how come you didn’t get the geller cup?,rachel,"all right, now you know that the atm will only lets you take out 300 at a time, i’ll take a check for the other hundred.",0 +mark,clever. so how are you?,rachel,"oh, well, youre not catching me on my best day.",1 +joey,sweepin’. why? turn you on?,rachel,no.,1 +ross,"oh, ive got to go pick up ben, weve got a play date this afternoon.",rachel,"ohh, with who?",1 +monica,a kiss? what are you talking about?,rachel,"i accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back yknow of course, cause lets bring the girl back who kisses everybody!",1 +ross,"well ah, you wanna just stay out there?",rachel,can i see that for second.,1 +joey,then why would you say that?!,rachel,"because, i wanted to hurt you.",1 +phoebe,so did you ask him?,rachel,great. its gym class all over again.,0 +chandler,"this is chandler bing! this is chandler bing! yes, the groom—no! not the groom!!",rachel,it’s so secluded up here.,1 +phoebe,"yeah. oh, that’s gone too. this is monica’s bathroom right?!",rachel,oh!,1 +waiter,and what will that be on the side of?,rachel,okay.,0 +chandler,"oh, well give me the phone then.",rachel,it’s an old key!,0 +phoebe,so now what’s going on here?,rachel,"uh well, uh this is a silent auction. they lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.",1 +chandler,"listen can you guys uh, speak up, its harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.",rachel,"well, i was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.",1 +ross,"please, please stay with me. i am so in love with you. please, dont go.",rachel,"lowell? financial services lowell, thats who you saw me with?",0 +monica,"here, let me help you.",rachel,"shoot. oh, i cant believe i did this! chandler : at what point did it stop being funny that i took her passport?",1 +monica,"this womans got my life, i should get to see who she is.",rachel,yeah.,0 +joey,"ooh, ooh, i know! we should pool all own money and buy the knicks!",rachel,"so, did you pick one yet?",0 +monica,two in a row! you’ve got to use your tongues now!,rachel,yay! emily!,1 +joey,"no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… it’s okay, i mean i—look rach, i know i scared you off with that whole naked thursday’s thing, but we don’t have to do that!",rachel,"no, no, no. my hugs are reserved for people staying in america.",0 +monica,i love you.,rachel,"i know, i just thought it would be fun.",0 +joey,"do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?",rachel,here you go sweetie.,0 +monica,"im his sister, okay? i love him! i dont want to see him get hurt! come on! doesn’t that give me the right to control him—help him?",rachel,i dont think hes the one who needs help.,1 +phoebe,"hey look, you guys, its snowing!",rachel,"oh wow, its so beautiful...",1 +joey,"uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?",rachel,yeah!,1 +phoebe,i just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.,rachel,how about a youhoo with a funny straw?,0 +joey,"oh, aint that nice? the three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.",rachel,thats not what were gonna do!,1 +joey,"no! no, and i did not ask her to marry me!",rachel,only if i dont have to get up and sing.,0 +monica,it was great! it was great! how about you?! i mean you’re having a baby!,rachel,"oh, she’s so beautiful.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,i don’t want you to see me naked!,1 +phoebe,"ross, you’re tired. you’ve been looking all night. and clearly you suck at this.",rachel,but you’re not bald.,0 +monica,i made them!,rachel,"ooh, good god, they’re so yummy!",1 +phoebe,"hey, how are you guys doing?",rachel,great! monica’s moving!,1 +monica,"hey rach, remember that great song, me, myself, and i?",rachel,monica! come on!,1 +melissa,"oh shut up more! now, are you friends with ralph?",rachel,oh please…,1 +joey,mia hamm?,rachel,phoebe! you kinda caught me at a bad time.,0 +ross,"well i, close your eyes, i just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close...",rachel,blow it.,1 +phoebe,joeys having a party and he wasnt gonna invite us?,rachel,"yeah, and he does it every year! thats why hes sending you to that play! thats why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!",1 +monica,"oh, we werent talking about you. no, no way to recover.",rachel,no.,1 +phoebe,"how could it not be? i mean pretty soon they’re gonna be having kids, and then they’re just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. and then maybe they’re gonna have to leave the city to be near a volvo dealership.",rachel,"well, things change.",1 +chandler,games tomorrow night joe.,rachel,hi.,1 +joey,"oh my god, thats great! im smart!! no, no, im... brainy, bright, clever, i love this thing! look out ladies, joey tribbianis got the whole package!!",rachel,god!,1 +chandler,how’s your room rach?,rachel,okay!,0 +joey,"if you didn’t want to play, why did you come to the party?",rachel,the bigger half.,0 +ross,"all right. all right, i’ll do it.",rachel,"yeah, uh, joey said i could use your shower, since, uh, chandlers in ours?",0 +joey,i’ll tell you about it later. be cool.,rachel,"well then joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!",1 +ross,huh?,rachel,oh! theyre in the table!,0 +dr. green,"the wedding! there’s going to be a wedding. young lady, don’t you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! rachel karen green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!",rachel,"just the one divorce in 99! yknow what, i am gonna be happy this year. i am gonna make myself happy.",0 +ross,you got a job?,rachel,you must stop!,0 +phoebe,"oh, thats it? a great idea! oh yeah.",rachel,"chandler, thats not enough. i mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? and youve just gotten her one great present? i mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. why would you do that to her chandler? why? why?",1 +ross,i guess so.,rachel,"you come out there, youre a dead man.",0 +joey,"i thought you paid. ha, guess we won’t be going back there!",rachel,so.,1 +phoebe,what did he say?,rachel,okay! my turn! my turn!,0 +monica,and make sure our room isnt next to theirs .,rachel,"ooh! you guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known its such a romantic place. thats all, i just wish i could share that with a guy.",1 +ross,do you mind if i sit here for a sec.?,rachel,no you do. you... just...,0 +joey,hey guys! look who’s back! it’s ray-ray!,rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,"so then if-if—i mean if you think about it, this is all your fault.",rachel,"yeah, don’t push it though.",1 +ross,whats goin on?,rachel,she’s right! you have to stop!,0 +ross,the bathroom?,rachel,"my son? pretty serious. oh hey katie! what uh, what are you doing here?",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"i just, i feel, i-i just...",1 +ross,"okay, here we go...",rachel,oh... well...,1 +monica,"yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. and then you realised if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and diet coke.",rachel,"wow, i really get crabby when i cook.",1 +ross,le poos still alive?!,rachel,half a tank? we still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!,0 +monica,"you know what? this is not over. we will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.",rachel,"so, mr. rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? the ad wasnt too clear.",0 +monica,rachel always cries!,rachel,that’s not true!,1 +chandler,"yes, it does bother me! and i think it would bother a lot of people. rachel, when you were going out with ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?",rachel,"uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.",1 +monica,hey rachel!,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,"well, what were you gonna say?",rachel,a little bit.,0 +ross,"so, ah . . . so, how was it?�� uh, did you guys. . . did you guys have a good time?",rachel,its gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be bens dad.,0 +joey,no.,rachel,"okay. table, you have given us so many great times. and you guys, jordan, victor, joel... all of you guys. what can i say? you guys make us look good. you wanna say anything?",0 +monica,"come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. let’s kill ‘um!",rachel,yeah!!! kill ‘um!!!,1 +phoebe,did you find the dress?,rachel,thats true!,0 +ross,rachel! what are you doing here?,rachel,i’m just visiting my good friend carol.,1 +chloe,morning!,rachel,chloe? hi..,0 +joshua,"is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. it’s just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!",rachel,"yeah, sure, okay. okay.",1 +ross,so does-does joey know you’re moving?,rachel,"well, i haven’t discussed it with him yet, but i know he’s gonna be relieved. last week, he brought this girl over and i started talking to her about morning sickness and then i showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.",1 +elizabeth,umm…,rachel,"well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.",1 +ross,what-what-what the—how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!,rachel,wow. what can i say? this doesn’t make me like you any better!,0 +phoebe,you know its me?,rachel,"for like a half an hour! man, you can lie about sweden!",1 +monica,"yeah, i mean yeah, i look great. yeah, i feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! blah, blah, blah! yknow i still dont feel like i got him back, yknow? i just want to humiliate him. i wanna, i want him to be like naked and then im going to point at him and laugh!",rachel,"okay, that we may be able to do.",1 +joey,"rach, i told you everything i knew last night! look, its not that big of a deal, so monica and chandler are doing it.",rachel,i cant believe you would say that!,1 +barry,uh... uh... whatreyou... whatreyou guys doing here?,rachel,"uh, we are here to break up with you.",1 +mrs. green,you can’t leave a baby alone!,rachel,what? what happened to the window in the attic?!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,oh my god! oh my god! you have to go!,0 +ross,"yeah. you, uh, you want some?",rachel,why would you leave your belgian waffle in the hall?,0 +joey,"uh, pheebs, how long do you think this ladyll be with us?",rachel,mom!,1 +joey,"oh okay, how about this one. i was gonna wait until the end of the night",rachel,"hi, come on in.",0 +phoebe,wow! that is a bad audition.,rachel,how-how did you lose your job here?,1 +joey,"yeah. hes gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, shes gonna keep pretending she doesnt know even though she does, and my little sister tina cant see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that i found out today.",rachel,"oh, yes, could i have one of those.",0 +phoebe,ewww!,rachel,oh no! where to? too paris?,0 +ross,"and on your anniversary, for shame!",rachel,whats going on?,1 +phoebe,"yeah, its beautiful.",rachel,"oh god, oh god, oh god oh god oh god oh god....",1 +ross,"why does joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?",rachel,oh! oh my god! what did i just do?,1 +joey,hey!,rachel,congratulations! wow!!,1 +joey,oh my god ross! you dont have emma! and rachel you dont have emma! wheres emma? who has emma!?,rachel,joey relax! my mother picked her up two hours ago. you were there!,1 +barry,"we can, we can go to aruba! when i went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. you wouldve liked it.",rachel,i had a bra.,1 +ross,"and im fine never having heard it... rach, can i... can i see you for a sec?",rachel,yeah! excuse me...,1 +monica,maybe i could do it.,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,i gotta get to work.,0 +chandler,so hows mindy?,rachel,isn’t he an architect now?,0 +phoebe,how can you come here?,rachel,thankfully you don’t need me at all so okay super aunt see you later! rachel let’s give it six to eight months .,0 +chandler,airplane! airport! airport 75! airport 77! airport 79!,rachel,youre on!,0 +barry,"im sorry... im sorry, god, i am so sorry, im an idiot, i was weak, i couldnt help myself! whatever i did, i only did because i love you so much!",rachel,"uh- which one of us are you talking to there, barr?",1 +mr. zelner,"oh rachel, uhh…",rachel,"okay, what have we always wanted to do together?",0 +ross,"hey, i have a question. well, actually, its not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,you like joey?,rachel,"alright. im gonna go change, ive got a date.",0 +joey,"all right, turn around, i got to get a look at this thing.",rachel,"hi, lauren.",0 +chandler,how did the job stuff go?,rachel,hi.,0 +ross,phoebe.,rachel,"phoebe?! wait a—but-but she just, she said that joey was her backup.",1 +ross,i just wanna check something.,rachel,"well, it’s better than us deciding.",0 +carol,can i ask what—come on in.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,fine. i’ll go.,rachel,"okay, but before you go, could you help me first?",1 +amy,"i took your advice, i left myron.",rachel,"oh, good for you!",1 +phoebe,just kidding!,rachel,ohh! oh god!,1 +joey,what do you have against the duck?! he doesn’t make any noise!,rachel,"well, he gets the other one all riled up.",1 +amy,not that great. its almost if people dont want to hear that their babies are ugly.,rachel,thats shocking!,1 +ross,"oh great! that means i’m stuck with, so, we were watching you in there and you were sittin’ right here! whoa!",rachel,i couldnt. he was saying all these really nice things about me. i didnt want him to get mad and take em all back. im on a edge on chandler.,0 +phoebe,both!,rachel,we’re paying for this y’know.,1 +joey,pssst...,rachel,"no, now i feel bad. you wanna go to the concert.",0 +monica,"rach, try holding her a different way.",rachel,"you guys, i’m doing the best i can, anyone else is welcome to try.",1 +phoebe,"y’know i’m-i’m sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.",rachel,oh yeah? startin’ to feel her again there are we?,1 +joey,"it’s not what you said. it’s the way you said it….oh my god, i’m a women!!!",rachel,...hes in.,0 +phoebe,so did you ask him?,rachel,"no, i havent had a chance to be alone with him yet.",1 +amy,youre kicking me out?,rachel,"no, its just...you know the whole getting on with your life thing. well, do i have to? i mean, im sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and shes perfectly nice, and, but that theres, thats it. and um, and then im here talkin to you, and, and its easy, and its fun, and, and i dont, i dont have to...you know, heres a wacky thought. um, whats say you and i give it another shot? no no no, i know what youre gonna say, youre a lesbian. but what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? lets just stick a pin in it, ok? because, were great together, you know. you cant deny it. besides, youre carrying my baby. i mean, how perfect is that? but see, you know, you keep sayin that, but theres somethin right here. i love you.",0 +mindy,"now, i know thingsve been weird lately, but youre like my oldest friend in the world... except for maybe laurie schaffer, who i dont talk to anywhere, cause shes all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesnt have a pretty face. ....okay, im just gonna ask you this once, and i want a straight answer.",rachel,"okay, okay, whats going on?",0 +chandler,ok honey. that was close. -cut to rachel,rachel,"oh yeah? no, no nobel prizes for him?",0 +monica,okay.,rachel,"honey, wait. we only did it once. it didnt mean anything to me.",0 +joey,is there a problem?,rachel,please...,0 +phoebe,it’s negative.,rachel,im wearing pantyhose!,0 +monica,"so you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?",rachel,"oh god... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. i was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and i was looking at this gravy boat. this really gorgeous lamauge gravy boat. when all of a sudden- sweet n lo?- i realized that i was more turned on by this gravy boat than by barry! and then i got really freaked out, and thats when it",1 +monica,"i know, what about rachel? i mean how are we even gonna ask her?",rachel,ask me what?,1 +caitlin,"i just, i thought joey was there.",rachel,"hey ross? umm, i just ran into caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than i thought.",1 +phoebe,i know.,rachel,"wow, you know, its so beautiful out there. you always wanted to get married outside. why dont you guys just do it on the street?",1 +ross,well thats fine with me. could use the money.,rachel,": so basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.",1 +phoebe,"so, now, rach, this is a traditional english trifle, isn’t it?",rachel,it sure is.,1 +tag,i’d love to ask out your friend phoebe.,rachel,"yeah, she’s gay.",1 +monica,"yes rachel, why do you care so much?",rachel,"oh my god, i am losing my mind.",0 +joey,yeah!,rachel,"so you’ll definitely get onstage, even if you don’t win.",1 +frank,"wait, yknow what, i-i came to you because i thought you’d understand! oh no!! yknow, i would storm out of here right now if-if i had some money, or a place to go…",rachel,oh my god! the millionaire’s here!,1 +joey,i’m afraid i’m gonna need proof.,rachel,"oh, i love paper mache! what did you make?",0 +ross,"don’t thank me! if you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization. here’s warren’s number.",rachel,ohh.,0 +janice,oh. well then shut me up.,rachel,chandler please!,0 +chandler,"hey, im sorry, i should have given you guys my black book when i got married! although it wasnt so much a book as a... napkin. with janices phone number on it.",rachel,"im sorry. i just havent seen her for so long! all these feelings are rushing back! im starting to realize how much i missed her, and im gonna need you to break up with her.",0 +ross,when have you ever?,rachel,when certain people leave the table and i am not finished!,1 +monica,oh.,rachel,"oh, thats because i had lunch with rich—me neither! okay, what do i want now?",0 +joey,"rach we had to get out of there because, look what i won!",rachel,you sound like a guy.,0 +monica,"okay, ben, i won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident.",rachel,"monica, number one, i don’t think ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, i... what?!",1 +monica,"well, it was the first time. y’know, there’s not always a lot of agreement the first time.",rachel,"yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree like that.",1 +chandler,and milton berle has a…,rachel,"ohh, not compared to you.",1 +phoebe,"ooh, who’s it for?",rachel,then why you work here?,0 +monica,"well, when you first met barry, you flitted off to vail.",rachel,"oh, y’know, would you just for once, not remember every…little…thing!!",1 +phoebe,where?,rachel,at his apartment. is this juice?,1 +phoebe,"alright, no, we could look at them!",rachel,"oh, this one’s for me!",1 +ross,you’re good. these are not.,rachel,"oh, well i thought that ah…",0 +monica,"all right, i’m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?",rachel,i’ll do it.,1 +joey,i’ve got cold feet.,rachel,…it’s gonna be okay!,1 +phoebe,i bought them off ebay! they used to belong to the late shania twain.,rachel,i’m gonna go.,0 +monica,"hey rach, could you get me some cough drops?",rachel,"i mean yknow, im thinking. you could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.",1 +phoebe,they live on the upper east side on park avenue!,rachel,"oh yeah, she cant be herself.",1 +ross,you’re great. and i-i know someday this will happen for you too. you just hang in there.,rachel,"uhh, hang in there?",1 +ross,i hate that guy.,rachel,oh.,1 +monica,yeah?,rachel,can you come here with me for a minute?,1 +monica,mmh... this cake is amazing!,rachel,"hey, its not like it sounds.",0 +monica,try feeding her again.,rachel,i already fed her.,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,well i’m peeking. oh my god!,0 +monica,you started that?!,rachel,"well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough. look, i studying kara-tay for a long time, and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with. it’s what the japanese call unagi.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"so joey i just hooked ross and chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?",1 +phoebe,oh... milwaukee.,rachel,um... ross?,1 +janice,"oh well that’s what i thought about my first husband, now i’m lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little ms. new boobs.",rachel,really?,1 +ross,something could’ve happened. all right? she-she really dug my slides. and-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.,rachel,hes planning your birthday party.,0 +phoebe,"ok, i didnt see it, because i was putting on my jacket, but i uh want to believe you.",rachel,hey chandler. monica just broke my seashell lamp.,1 +chandler,"yeah, i dont think hes up to meeting everyone yet.",rachel,i don’t care! i wanna meet this guy whos the best sex she ever had!,1 +kim,"so, okay! so youll come with me on the paris trip.",rachel,"aww, you guys are so cute!",0 +amy,ass and face.,rachel,oh! oh my god! i thought she was on atkins.,1 +monica,"it is so weird, i know what i said, but uh, this morning, i was lying in bed i was, i was imagining what it would be like to say yes. i know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean i can’t. right? i mean i’m-i’m crazy about pete, and i know that we want the same things, and when i thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.",rachel,"hey, i never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.",0 +ross,"uh, clearly.",rachel,"and you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. an maybe this, you know,just doesn�t make sense anymore.",1 +dr. miller,ready?,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +policeman,nope.,rachel,when i was growing up i…played the one on the far left.,0 +chandler,what?,rachel,"ok! all right, well... im gonna see if i can get a room for the night and ill... ill see you later!",0 +joey,yeah! come on.,rachel,if that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!,0 +ross,shes doing her laundry.,rachel,"its just her water breaking. calm down, will you?",0 +chandler,ohh!,rachel,like what?,0 +chandler,"actually, this is for kathys birthday. its an early edition of her favorite book.",rachel,"oh, the velveteen rabbit! oh my god, when the boys love makes the rabbit real!",1 +ross,"yeah, kinda. it’s this woman from work. i hope that won’t be too weird. will it, rach?",rachel,"no. no, not at all, not at all. i actually was gonna bring someone myself, so…",1 +ross,"honey, i love you too.",rachel,"hey, joey. are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?",0 +joey,really?!,rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"no, okay, you’re right. you’re easy-going. you’re just not as easy-going as rachel. she’s just more flexible and-and mellow. that’s all.",rachel,"well, people are different.",1 +gunther,"good one. actually, ah, terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.",rachel,yeah-well-yeah! yeah-oh-yeah. come on in.,0 +chandler,yeah.,rachel,"hey! you guys umm, i want you to meet sebastian.",1 +joey,hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?,rachel,"well, legend has it joey, that... she comes alive when youre asleep.",1 +joey,you won’t boss me around anymore?,rachel,i won’t boss you around.,1 +tag,"yes, at 4:00.",rachel,"okay, thank you. that���ll be all. wait! wait! did you see that? that mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us.",1 +ross,ya.,rachel,i guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.,0 +joshua,yeah! i mean you’re-you’re beautiful and smart and sophisticated—a lot of this isn’t based on tonight.,rachel,"i said, like what?",0 +monica,"awww, just like you always wanted. congratulations",rachel,"thank you. so how-how ‘bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?",1 +phoebe,you must be hilda.,rachel,"yeah, this is tag. tag, this is phoebe. phoebe, can i see you for a second?",1 +all,"...no, we hate him.",rachel,"i wonder how i would react under fire, yknow? and not backfire but-but heavy fire, like i was in a war or something.",0 +dr. green,"i have no idea, i went to the bathroom. so sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.",rachel,ow!!,0 +terry,"rachel, rachel, sweetheart. youre a terrible, terrible waitress. really, really awful.",rachel,"ok, i, i hear what youre sayin. im with you. um, but i, but im trying really hard. and i think im doing better. i really do. does anybody need coffee? oh, look at that.",1 +monica,"you can, i know you can!",rachel,well talk later.,0 +janice,yoo-hoo! aaron litman-neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.,rachel,"excellent! excellent! and uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?",0 +joey,ms. monroe… oh there you go.,rachel,"no phoebe! you cannot get the phone that way; that’s not fair! okay look, i have an idea. why don’t we, why don’t we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. and then whoever does gets the phone.",1 +gavin,so i had fun last night,rachel,"ok, for my next song i think i�ll sing something a little more upbeat. all right? oh, how about the pointersisters �i am so excited�. and make it bouncy!",0 +ross,"yeah, maybe.",rachel,whoa! big octopus.,0 +ross,in the death seat?!!,rachel,oh my…,1 +phoebe,youd already broken up.,rachel,how long?,1 +will,"that’s right! we said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.",rachel,oh my god!,1 +ross,hi!,rachel,what are you doing here?,1 +tag,how did you know they were in my bottom drawer?,rachel,i am so hot for you right now.,1 +monica,oh my god! well push it in! push it in!,rachel,im sorry... we... we cant.,0 +monica,i’m gonna miss you!,rachel,thats not how you really feel is it?,0 +joey,"please, i was trying to be nice, youre the worst one!",rachel,"yeah, well, i only have twenty minutes until ethan, so, yknow..",0 +ross,"come here, marcel. sit here.",rachel,"pheebs, i cant believe he hasnt kissed you yet. i mean god, by my sixth date with paolo, i mean he had already named both my breasts! ...ooh. did i just share too much?",1 +ross,": ok, i am calling your seventeen. what do you got?",rachel,full house.,1 +ross,yeah!!,rachel,"eh, i’m just so sorry i put you through it. and, i yknow, i don’t want to get back together over a machine.",1 +chandler,"he’s right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.",rachel,"let’s see, ahhh… where does the pope live?",0 +joey,"you guys, this is shelley, she’s interviewing me for soap opera digest, and shelley, this are my friends…",rachel,"hi! i’m gal pal rachel green, and if you want the dirt, i’m the one you come too. this might be joey’s baby , who knows? i’m just kidding—seriously, gal pal rachel green.",1 +jill,hi!,rachel,worked like a charm.,0 +ross,"yes, i do.",rachel,good.,1 +ross,"no. but... it only has to happen once. look, you and i both know we are perfect for each other, right? i mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?",rachel,"welcome to the chestnut inn mr. bing, so where are you joining from?",0 +tag,right there! thats my car! hey!!,rachel,"okay, thats gonna take them a minute. do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?",1 +monica,"hi, how are you doing kelly?",rachel,its my new perfume. why dont you come closer where you can really appreciate it?,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"okay, the other night i was leaving the museum just as ‘laser floyd’ was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying i sold 50 boxes! that’s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, ‘the munchies.’ so i ah, started hitting the nyu dorms around midnight. i am selling cookies by the case. they",0 +gavin,i think you should talk to ross about all this.,rachel,people keep saying that. oh im sorry gavin,1 +melissa,yeah?,rachel,…we went back the house and we got really silly and we…we made out.,1 +doctor,oh my. we’re gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.,rachel,oh for the love of god!,1 +chandler,"ya know if you want to, i can just hold them down and you could .",rachel,"and my veil was lace, made by blind, belgium nuns.",1 +phoebe,these are her earrings.,rachel,"yeah, so we just thought we’d stop by and let you know there’s still no pressure.",0 +phoebe,"wow! well, if you nail the interview, youll get it!",rachel,"oh, what can happen? i mean, would you…",0 +phoebe,"okay, i have a wedgie.",rachel,joey!,0 +joey,"yeah. hes gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, shes gonna keep pretending she doesnt know even though she does, and my little sister tina cant see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that i found out today.",rachel,wow.,1 +ross,"yeah! and! and, it was the easiest 400 bucks i’ve ever made.",rachel,"okay ross, can i uh, can i ask you something?",1 +ross,"hey you guys, i need some fashion advice.",rachel,hello?,0 +ross,who’s that?,rachel,nobody.,1 +joey,"oh, i’m sorry, ross. i’ll get it for you right now. and since i made you wait, i’ll toss in a free muffin.",rachel,my joke wasn’t funny.,0 +phoebe,"y’know, you’re friend’s getting married, it’s gotta change things.",rachel,you really think it would be that different?,1 +chandler,"yknow what, pretty good.",rachel,yeah?,1 +monica,what?!,rachel,"well, now i do!!",0 +monica,"um, you guys, you know when i said before, thank you, but i dont really need your help?",rachel,"oh no-no joey, i am not going to tell you because i am an excellent secret keeper.",0 +the director,action.,rachel,"well, im sorry if im not a middle-aged black woman! and im also sorry if sometimes i go to the wrong audition! okay, look, if i have to pretend i dont know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend theres nothing to know about.",0 +ross,none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! that�s not the point. ok? the point is you...you are the onewho moved on and didn�t tell anyone!,rachel,"oh, ross, this is just so messed up! what�s wrong with us? you know when people hear about our situation theyalways ask, �what, you live together but you�re not a couple? and you have a baby, isn�t that weird?� and i say �no.you know what, it�s not, because it works for us!� but you know this doesn�t work. in fact this is the opposite of working!",1 +ross,"ahh, no.",rachel,oh.,1 +ross,y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!,rachel,"yeah well, i’m gonna go spit.",0 +monica,"yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. she thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.",rachel,well this has story behind it! i mean they had to ship it all the way from the white plains store.,1 +gavin,"hey, youve been here five years, you figure it out.",rachel,"the wedding is off, sloppy and immature!",0 +ross,"yknow what i didn’t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. well, guess what? you’re not my girlfriend anymore so...",rachel,"yes, but we have to be fast. chandler : okay, ill try. and you cant make any noise. monica : okay, ill try.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,how did it go with erin?,1 +chandler,can i just say one thing?,rachel,what? what?!,1 +ross,"you don’t know?! rach, you balded my girlfriend!",rachel,previously on friends.,0 +joey,well—i got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.,rachel,look what i found in the drawer... and you said id never wear this...,0 +ross,"look, what do you want me to do? do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn’t true?!",rachel,yes!,1 +phoebe,"well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my body’s always been a little faster than western medicine.",rachel,oh my god! i can’t believe you guys are actually think you’re moving in here!,1 +ross,yeah. what are we gonna do?,rachel,"well, i dont know, you guys figure it out, i got to put emma down for a nap.",1 +phoebe,thanks!,rachel,really.,0 +monica,we haven’t eaten yet!,rachel,"i know, but all that work you’re doing to get it ready, i just…",1 +phoebe,"but, your rachel wasnt whiny enough.",rachel,"bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows.",0 +monica,what?,rachel,where’s mary-angela?,0 +all,oh yeah!,rachel,tails!,1 +phoebe,shes a waitress.,rachel,ow!,0 +phoebe,sure,rachel,"probably some yknow, european good-bye thing he picked up in london.",0 +phoebe,"oh, oh, good.",rachel,"uh, wow, 700.",0 +mr. zelner,just ah…,rachel,excuse me?,1 +ross,do you wanna start telling secrets?,rachel,"okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. but i just couldn’t face another failed marriage.",0 +ross,what about the time i said we were on a break?,rachel,ugh!,1 +joey,really?!,rachel,yes!,1 +ross,"oh yeah, im sure hes gonna give you a job. maybe make you his sexretary.",rachel,oh!,0 +joshua,"…and even though none of the other kids believed me, i swear to god, that duck pushed me!",rachel,wow! this place is fabulous!,1 +monica,it just makes more sense as an ensemble.,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,so i nodded off a little.,rachel,nodded off!! ross you were snoring. my father’s boat didn’t make that much noise when it hit rocks!,1 +ross,yeah! i-i teach it in my class.,rachel,"i wish. see, i guess another thing i probably should’ve told you about ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.",0 +monica,oh no! did you take my bra too?!,rachel,what bra?,1 +ross,"that’s a good question, dad. that’s a good question…",rachel,"ok, so this is pretty much whats happened so far. ross was in love with rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and italian guys. finally chandler was like forget about her but when ross was in china on his dig, chandler let it slip that ross was in love with rachel. she was like, oh my god. so she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didnt know was, that ross was getting off the plane with another woman. uh-oh! so, thats pretty much everything you need to know. but, enough about us. so, howve you been?",0 +monica,okay. sorry.,rachel,my fajitas!!,0 +monica,okay. it’s emma.,rachel,emma! see? i don’t want it.,1 +chandler,everybody at my school heard it! you were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from long island?!,rachel,oh no!!!! oh my god!! this is all making so much sense to me now! this is why adam carter wouldn’t go out with me! this is why billy tratt would just stay in this region!,1 +chandler,so we thought wed throw you little going away party around seven.,rachel,"oh, that sounds good!",1 +interviewer,aaaahhhhhhh.,rachel,"monica, i’m quitting! i just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! i’m telling you i’m quitting! that’s it! i’m talking to my boss right now! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! okay bye, call me when you get this message.",1 +phoebe,these are her earrings.,rachel,nooo! nooooo! you lent me monicas earrings?! im not allowed to borrow her stuff!,1 +ross,"oh, yeah, yeah that�s michelle.",rachel,"okay, good luck with that.",0 +monica,"no, i dont think it ever works. why?",rachel,he could never get a woman like that in a million years.,0 +amy,im sorry.,rachel,"mon, im so sorry.",1 +ross,no you don’t.,rachel,the allergy guy got the part! thanks!,0 +ross,hi!,rachel,hi! emma will be up in a minute!,1 +ross,"all right, i’ll do it.",rachel,"so whats new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?",0 +paul,"i wanted to be one with the waves, y’know?",rachel,oh my god!!,0 +tag,"i, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend thanksgiving with you is still good.",rachel,"well, sure! come in! well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?",1 +ross,you sure?,rachel,"yes, i’ve done my studying and i really know my stuff.",1 +ross,"yeah, yeah, what is it?",rachel,i’ll talk to them!,0 +joey,"don’t start doing that. you can’t do that rach, ‘cause then you’re gonna make me do that. oh, here we go!",rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,yeah. and you should hold out for something bigger. i cant tell you how much respect i have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.,rachel,"ah...ooh! well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.",0 +monica,"okay, ooh, alright. name, address... okay, in case of emergency, call?",rachel,"well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade halloween party.",0 +chandler,"no, if crazy plate lad.. if monica dies then i would get emma, right? ",rachel,oh my god!,0 +joey,why are you taking this away from me?,rachel,"yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!",1 +joey,sorry!,rachel,"hi, pig!",0 +ross,hi .,rachel,rachel.,1 +joey,"yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.",rachel,"well, but arent you pissed at him?! i mean this guy abandoned you! i gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! i mean i-i-id walk in there and id be like, yo, dad! you and me outside right now! i kinda scared myself.",0 +monica,i really need to talk to you.,rachel,"well, then talk!",1 +joey,not in my head.,rachel,"okay. oh but joey, come over later because i’m going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.",0 +phoebe,"i cannot believe i cant find a selfless good deed! yknow that old guy that lives next to me? well, i snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. but he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. then i felt wonderful. that old jackass!",rachel,"why don’t you like pbs, pheebs?",0 +chandler,"well, im gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my central park idea.",rachel,"hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! ho-ho-hold on a sec there, mr. kissey! yknow, ive been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new european thing you got going on, and i just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and i just—yknow—stop it!",1 +monica,would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?,rachel,bravo dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.,0 +ross,"fine, fine, rachel your with monica, joey you’re with me.",rachel,i was wondering if i could talk to you for a moment?,0 +monica,"okay, so ross will be doing the reading.",rachel,oh.,0 +chandler,or facing a bitch of a commute.,rachel,"hey joey, want come with me to… are you ok?",0 +ross,thank you!,rachel,"yeah, i-i dont, i cant get away with stuff like that. i-i-it sounded sexy in my head, so i...",0 +monica,"no! but, i’m throwing this shirt away! i think there was a little misunderstanding before.",rachel,ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.,0 +monica,yeah? the work problem?,rachel,oh it was perfect! i mean it really felt like he was my friend again.,1 +phoebe,"yeah ok, well at least i didnt let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.",rachel,"ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? ok, number 30.",1 +monica,"oh my god, i went to high school with her. rachel! hi!",rachel,monica! look! hi! what do ya think?,1 +chandler,oh no! no! no! no!,rachel,yah.,0 +mona,how can i be sure on that?,rachel,"umm, do you see any—oh, vaseline?",0 +tag,what?,rachel,yeah! you-you got the job! you’re my new assistant!,1 +gavin,but it was a deap meaningful relationship.,rachel,"oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. you are arrogant, you are pompous ... morgan! morgan! tags last name was morgan! huh!",1 +monica,wow! its really red! you should go see my eye doctor.,rachel,why are so mad at him?,0 +chandler,boy did we make friends with the wrong sister!,rachel,"jill, honey, i think this is the best thing that could’ve ever happened to you. i mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! and you know when i did it, i-i-i at first i was scared, and look at me now! i’m the only daughter dad is proud of! okay, well this is, this is what you’re gonna do. you’re gonna get a job, you’re gonna get an apartment, and then i’ll help you and you can stay with us. right pheebs, she can stay with us?",1 +nurse,the doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.,rachel,"okay. oh man, i swear if they sold these at pottery barn…",1 +ross,i know! i know! why do you guys need to have this conversation?! huh? i,rachel,what?,0 +joshua,huh. yeah?,rachel,"yep. oh, yeah, look you great. oh yeah. yeah, this looks great. umm, so you like it?",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,oh.,1 +phoebe and rachel,ohhh!!!,rachel,hi!! hi!,1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"op, can i just tell you something? very flattered but umm, i’m engaged.",0 +phoebe,"all right, and umm…",rachel,"uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in london.",0 +monica,"that was not an incident! i-i was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.",rachel,oooooh. : oh! i got an interview! i got an interview!,1 +joshua,"no, no-no, no-no, my point is that i kept coming back because, i wanted to see you.",rachel,you’re so sweet! and i’m so surprised!,0 +phoebe,"well, since the fire was kinda my fault i guess you should get to stay here.",rachel,"hey! hey-hey, now this was no one’s fault pheebs. okay? it was an accident.",1 +ross,stick to the list. always stick to the list.,rachel,"oh, come on rach! my turn just started!",0 +will,right.,rachel,hi! i’m rachel green.,1 +joey,"great! thanks, rach!",rachel,me too.,0 +ross,so?,rachel,don’t look honey. change the channel! change the channel!,0 +monica,so are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?,rachel,"oh, yeah, yeah that�s michelle.",0 +ross,"but you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles.",rachel,i was tired!,0 +chandler,sorry!,rachel,"joey, joey i am so sorry.",1 +monica,"rach, there’s something uh, important i have to tell you.",rachel,i know...god. i havent seen my savings take a hit like this since i was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed oreos. what happened to all our money?,0 +mr. waltham,"i almost forget the tickets, didn’t i?",rachel,what?,1 +teacher,people! last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. lets not have that happen again!,rachel,she could be you.,1 +ross,go!,rachel,"okay! okay! umm, webster’s dictionary defines marriage as… okay!! forget that! that sucks!! okay, never mind! forget it! umm, umm, okay, uh… i met, i-i met, i met monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and i became friends with chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.",1 +ross,"rach, you dont have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? trust me, i know this.",rachel,hey!,0 +mr. waltham,"i almost forget the tickets, didn’t i?",rachel,honey.,0 +phoebe,i know.� that was fun.�,rachel,"oh, you know . . . we just drank some beer and mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct.",0 +monica,really?,rachel,"oh oh oh, wait! you only got whipped cream in there! ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!",1 +ross,"sweep, sweep....",rachel,"okay, now make it even, ‘cause we don’t...",1 +phoebe,"okay, yeah. triple a can pick us up.",rachel,oh. thanks.,0 +monica,alright . i think its a big mistake but its your decision.,rachel,im gonna do it.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i know because you have all the good words. what do i get? i get it’s, and oh im sorry, i have a. forget it.",rachel,"phoebe, come on thats silly.",1 +joey,"oh hey whoa-whoa, don’t worry. okay. when my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.",rachel,okay. how about in that cabinet?,0 +joey,"shhh! not so loud, we dont wanna wake up, uh...",rachel,hey!,1 +joey,"yeah that really calms me down. and! we have so much in common! she loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well that’s a…",rachel,say again?,0 +kim,"oh yknow, we really should quit. okay, lets quit!",rachel,surprise!,0 +phoebe,you know that’s… that’s her.,rachel,"oh, you know, my flock is good, i mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. good flock. flock, flock, flock.",0 +joey,"yeah! yeah y’know, like warm up the crowd. ask ‘em where they’re from. ‘cause in joey tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. i’m a minis-tainer! there is no one better! there is no one greater!",rachel,which means she had a couple spritzers and a quick peck on the cheek.,0 +chandler,"hi, pheebs!",rachel,"hey, pheebs!",1 +kim,"oh yknow, we really should quit. okay, lets quit!",rachel,yes! great! give me those cigs! give it! give it!,1 +monica,"oh my god, i was thinking four.",rachel,really?!,1 +julie,"rachel, do you have any muffins left?",rachel,"woof, woof.",0 +joey,"look, do you want the ring or not?!",rachel,yeah!,1 +ross,"a big idiot. just you have to realize is, this whole mark thing is kinda hard for me.",rachel,"ooh, that is silly. i’ll go up there, i’ll tell him to keep it down.",0 +monica,maybe. i just hope she realizes how hard it’s gonna be.,rachel,"and i’m blah? listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, oh chandler, i just lost myself in the moment.",0 +mrs. green,of course i am!,rachel,"oh mom, i swear i’m not an idiot. i’ve read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but i-i just didn’t think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. and-and then guess what? the baby’s coming and i don’t know what to do. oh, can i throw up in my diaper genie?",1 +joey,i’m still on the set!,rachel,oh fresh air!,0 +monica,"hey rach, come on! were gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!",rachel,"all right! lets get this over with! ugh! ohhh! no! look what i did! oh, i mean, look at this mess! i mean, were probably gonna have to clean this up! yknow? were gonna have to reschedule!",1 +monica,"phoebe, ross sucks!",rachel,"okay. umm, phoebe, you suck too.",0 +phoebe,who the hell are all these people?,rachel,"oh, you weren’t finished?",0 +monica,sit down! we’re winning!,rachel,"okay, y’know what? maybe i should go!",1 +phoebe,"ooh, now you lost me.",rachel,you were my first kiss ever?,0 +joshua,"yeah, yeah, let me show you around. this is the uh, downstairs living room.",rachel,"no, but this wonder broom is amazing!",0 +chandler,how is that ever going to happen?!,rachel,"oh god, kindergarten flashback.",0 +ross,see?,rachel,a-alright! i can do this.,1 +ross,"first of all it’s professor pittain! and second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didn’t fly.",rachel,"okay, see now, what i just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.",1 +joey,ooh!,rachel,okay!,1 +monica,"look, you and i went to different high schools...",rachel,"okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.",1 +phoebe,don’t be so negative! good god! isn’t it possible that sorry is sitting in there right now?!,rachel,i think chandler’s gone.,0 +monica,but getting over was the hardest thing that i’ve ever had to do. and i never let myself think about you.,rachel,joey!,0 +ross,"yeah, but i got cous-cous!",rachel,phoebe.,0 +chandler,"oh, man. i’m sorry, i’m so-so sorry.",rachel,"y’know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!",1 +monica,"no, its not!",rachel,its not? when was she born?,1 +ross,"okay, i’ve got three of my five.",rachel,"three of your five, what?",1 +monica,rachel?!,rachel,"oh god monica hi! thank god! i just went to your building and you werent there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!",1 +mrs. geller,ill get it.,rachel,"no, god! please, let me!",1 +phoebe,ohh! i have! i have! i started making these little sock bunnies! oh for crying out loud!,rachel,"hey, wait a minute! that is my sock!",1 +gunther,"and when you have a second later, i wanna show you why we don’t just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.",rachel,"i’m training to be better at a job that i hate, my life officially sucks.",1 +paul,no.,rachel,"well, we were very young when we had her.",0 +joey,fine! do you take vasa or mustercard?,rachel,joey…,1 +ross,"okay, but do you really need another friend? i mean...",rachel,oh there it is.,0 +monica,"rachel, get the book! the book!",rachel,okay! okay! here!,1 +ross,"im serious. i just dont trust that guy, okay?",rachel,"chandler, is that…",0 +phoebe,oh,rachel,hi,1 +russell,"yes, this russell, ross’s divorce lawyer, just tell him that since i haven’t heard from him, i assume he’s decided to give the marriage a try.",rachel,"yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dogs ear grow back so...still hoping.",0 +phoebe,"well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! we’re done!",rachel,"wow, frank. i think we just ran out of kids. frank jr.: oh, i think youre right. oh, wow. phoebe, i dont think i can give one of them up. i mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but theyre my babies.",0 +ross,morning.,rachel,you too. last night was just wonderful.,1 +joey,"okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.",rachel,well don’t—what happened to jessica’s body?!,1 +ross,"please, please i want to apologize for the way i acted earlier today.",rachel,"you guys! do you realize that any minute now, phoebe can be pregnant?",0 +phoebe,vince is a fireman.,rachel,"oh, i’m sorry, ross. i’ll get it for you right now. and since i made you wait, i’ll toss in a free muffin.",0 +ross,yknow what? just-just follow my lead.,rachel,okay!,1 +amy,"well, i dont need you to help me, because i already know what im going to do with my life.",rachel,oh yeah? since when?,1 +monica,": do you know how many times ive seen him jump up like that, believe me i know what he was doing.",rachel,monica!,0 +joey,how do you know about that story?!,rachel,regina philange.,0 +ross,you can see where hed have trouble.,rachel,well maybe ill just stay here with monica.,1 +phoebe,"and hes going to be paying this woman? why doesnt he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.",rachel,"terry is a jerk, ok? thats why were always saying terrys a jerk! thats where that came from.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,then whats wrong with them? would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?,0 +ross,"you can have the last piece, if you want.",rachel,"you know, i knew a girl in high school who did that. she was very popular.",0 +monica,"believe me, that is not why we wont be doing that!",rachel,"hey, thats...joincidence with a c!",0 +phoebe,"yeah. well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.",rachel,hey-hey-hey joey!,0 +monica,what is it?!,rachel,"i do! so much! i can’t stop thinking about her! i can’t sleep, i—",0 +ross,"hey, this- heyy...",rachel,right- where weve been looking all night!,0 +ross,"yes, i do.",rachel,im in.,0 +ross,"yknow what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what i do, i wonder how many people would go see a movie called, jurassic parka.",rachel,"oh, that is so...",1 +chandler,"hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.",rachel,don’t talk to me now!,0 +monica,"no, nononono.. its just.. things change. people change.",rachel,we didnt change..,1 +ross,what? why? what’s wrong?,rachel,"no-no. contractions can be unnerving if you don’t know what they are, but she’s fine.",0 +chandler,"yeah, well, don’t expect that to happen anytime soon!",rachel,"i have the best job in the entire world! the most adorable guy came over today, and i got to dress him up all day!",1 +phoebe,"oh hey! so, how did your doctor’s appointment go?",rachel,no.,0 +phoebe,"all right, well, i just cant think about that right now. i just wanna say good-bye to my grandma.",rachel,"watch, watch.",0 +chip,"hey, rach! how ya doin’?",rachel,"alright, now i will let go if you both stop.",0 +joey,"okay, ross, i realise that you didnt expect to walk in and see that, but.. let me explain, okay?",rachel,we werent doing anything!,1 +phoebe,but-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.,rachel,"yes, i know that. i know that. and i know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that i’ve ever done. but i’m telling you, from this moment on i swear this is strictly professional. yes? (kathy enters .)",1 +ross,come on! forty-five minutes! forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.,rachel,"well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to professor pitstains and he’s ‘hey everybody! remember that thing that’s been dead for a gazillion years. well there’s this little bone we didn’t know it had!’",1 +chandler,no.,rachel,oh. here’s your moisturiser. hi!,1 +dr. miller,ready?,rachel,i sure do! and you dont get one!,0 +chandler,"come on, ross? remember back in college, when he fell in love with carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?",rachel,"uh, lets see... alvin... simon... theodore.... no.",0 +chandler,"well, those were seals, man.",rachel,filing system? oh-oh! you mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? it certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.,0 +ross,"ok, well, uh, i can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or... oh, oh. . no, rach! im sorry, i just dont think this, this, this is a good idea.",rachel,"whats the matter, pheebs?",0 +ross,"okay, okay, fine, you’re right. let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something..",rachel,"well i was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.",0 +tag,okay.,rachel,‘kay.,1 +ross,thanks.,rachel,i will find a selfless good deed! cause i just gave birth to three children and i will not let them be raised in a world where joey is right!,0 +ross,so i nodded off a little.,rachel,"hey you’re right. yeah, it’s kinda been like us again a little bit.",0 +phoebe,"we were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...",rachel,"oh, that is so tacky.",1 +chandler,"well, second prettiest that year; i mean, of *all* the girls in oklahoma, shes probably...",rachel,you kidding? youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms... whoa! whoa! whoa! whats going on? you and i just made out! you and i are making out?,0 +ross,you called animal control?,rachel,uh-huh... why... do you not like them?,1 +ross,yeah? i was good at the stuff huh?,rachel,"uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, i really liked your hands.",1 +chandler,"y’know what? there’s some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?",rachel,"yeah! wait a minute, it’s been a long time that i’ve been single. how come you never offered this before?",1 +phoebe,"oh okay. all right, then i need to calm down a little.",rachel,"okay. okay. i think we can do this if we just get organized. all right? we have two days to plan this party. we just need to make fast decisions! okay? all right, where are we gonna have it?",1 +chandler,"it is going to be perfect. i am taking her to her favorite restaurant. i’m going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast i’m just gonna propose.",rachel,"phoebe, how could you do this to me?!",0 +joey,"you sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, i’ll tell ya…",rachel,have you talked to him lately?,0 +joey,as in rosita does not move.,rachel,are you sure? i’ll bet there’s another flight to minsk in like…,0 +amy,no.,rachel,"yeah, and you have nothing to worry about cos theyre all crap!",0 +monica,chasing him all around the room?,rachel,"monica, please?",1 +monica,saucy!,rachel,they published my paper.,0 +ross,im sure hell understand.,rachel,"thats great. all right, i gotta get to work, i got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.",0 +dr. green,"wait a minute, his name is dr. bobby?",rachel,well that’s his last name.,1 +ross,thanks. what photo album was it?,rachel,what do you mean?,0 +ross,"i wanna get out of the room! yknow, i…i really miss downstairs.",rachel,"its me, joey!",0 +steve,i do like my hair.,rachel,"although if were gonna do that, we should probably call me daddy too.",0 +joey,"hey, how did you do that?! come on in.",rachel,"ohh, shes pretty. pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--shes pretty.",0 +joey,"huh. okay. so uh, i think i’m gonna take off.",rachel,hello? is someone on the line?,0 +dr. mitchell,"look at this, its from the cellars of ernest and tova borgnine, so how could we resist?",rachel,"eh, forget about the future and stuff! so we only have two kids, y’know? we’ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.",0 +tag,"come on, let’s have some fun. huh? what do you want to do today?",rachel,nothing. i don’t want to do anything.,1 +monica,and who pays for that?,rachel,"great story! but, i uh, i gotta go, i got a date with andrea--angela--andrea... oh man,",0 +joshua,"gloves. brown, leather dress gloves.",rachel,"oh, okay. uhh, well let’s see. you’re about—well uh, this one is large. and this one—",1 +joey,"well, i heard emma stirring, so i came to make sure she could reach hugsy.",rachel,"oh, oh thanks. alright well, now that im up im going to go to the bathroom.",1 +monica,i knew you didnt get a 1400!,rachel,that’s great!,0 +phoebe,no!!,rachel,"nah, it’s okay. right, gunther?",0 +monica,"it’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.",rachel,one.,0 +dr. franzblau,"no, its hard enough to get women to go out with me.",rachel,oooooh.,0 +ross,"okay sorry, whew.",rachel,"oh, youre-youre going?",0 +phoebe,"yeah, chandler why don’t you take a walk? this doesn’t concern you.",rachel,"i feel really strongly about this, rachel. please, dont use this gift certificate. im asking you as a friend.",0 +joey,don’t answer that.,rachel,"come on ross! you said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! how was she?",1 +gunther,"and when you have a second later, i wanna show you why we don’t just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.",rachel,just a little gag gift somebody gave me. put your hands together.,0 +ross,we’re having a baby.,rachel,hey! what’s up?,0 +phoebe,"oh, jason? yeah, uh-huh, were seeing each other tonight.",rachel,"hey, gunther. can you uh, can you cover for me? i just got an audition.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,here comes another contraction.,1 +joey,yes! excellent! perfect score!,rachel,wait a minute! she just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!,1 +chandler,if only there was something in your head to control the things you say.,rachel,"oh, come on joey! you will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! and you deserve that! and if you do the interview you can mention, oh i don’t know, gal pal rachel green?",1 +joey,"oh, that’s, uh, that’s phoebe’s friend’s dog. i don’t know what his real name is, but i call him mozzarella.",rachel,nothing. just something i want to get phoebe’s opinion on for valentine’s day.,0 +joey,what? you weren’t in it.,rachel,ohh!,0 +ross,hello!,rachel,hello!,1 +ross,"well, okay, what-what did she say?",rachel,hello.,0 +ross,oh!,rachel,"no-no, stay right there. gettin’ closer.",0 +dr. long,"rachel you’re gonna have to push even harder, nothing’s happening!",rachel,"i’m sorry, i can’t!",1 +monica,then why did you move?!,rachel,because i knew you were lying!,1 +monica,"you’re gonna like him so much. so umm, when do you want to meet him?",rachel,now!!!!!!!!,0 +monica,you don’t have a car. and your license expired.,rachel,"you were incredible! brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.",0 +ross,"people ask me why we’re not together, i just don’t know what to tell them.",rachel,"yeah, yeah, it’s already generating oscar buzz.",0 +ross,"okay, hold my crawler.",rachel,okay.,1 +chandler,"sure, everybody loves a kidder.",rachel,i got the job!,1 +phoebe,"no, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?",rachel,"i dont know...right, hes the pig!",1 +monica,"sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to gavin, and you definitely should talk to ross",rachel,or...i could call in sick and not deal with it at all...,1 +ross,"oh, no, i didn’t mean, uh…",rachel,i mean maybe you didn’t hear about a serious relationship called me and joshua?,1 +ross,blueberry it is.,rachel,"so, the fact that i am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?",0 +all,i!,rachel,gimme an ‘l!’,1 +monica,men are such idiots.,rachel,yeah! can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?,1 +ross,"i mean, uhm... you know when i was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... you know a-a-and as a kid i wasnt the athlete i am now.",rachel,and you thanks for the face massage. thank you.,0 +tag,wow.,rachel,"yeah, i admit it. i have a crush on you, and uh, and, and i know thats crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing i want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.",1 +ross,"hey, wanna…wanna a little cheering up?",rachel,yes.,1 +chandler,"they couldn’t be worse. i spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.",rachel,"well, john mclane had plans!",0 +joey,sure! it flushes it.,rachel,"okay, good. now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?",1 +ross,"thanks! ugh, i can’t believe you’re not gonna be there!",rachel,"oh, i know.",1 +monica,who wasnt invited to the wedding.,rachel,"this guy says hello, i wanna kill myself.",0 +monica,"okay, so ross will be doing the reading.",rachel,ohhh…,1 +joey,"no-no-no-no, no! who, who were you talking about?",rachel,"no, i-i-i-i dont, i actually dont know who im talking about! so!",1 +ross,you really serve people sneezers?,rachel,"wait! wait! i wanna see this. after i divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.",0 +monica,"well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.",rachel,keep going.,0 +phoebe,aw � what?,rachel,"n-no, emma dropped her sock.",1 +ross,man! did you see the kid on that nose?,rachel,"uh-huh. y’know what i was, i was thinking about?",1 +monica,"just uh, do the right thing.",rachel,what?,1 +chandler,with extra pulp?,rachel,yeah!!,1 +monica,"i don’t know. hey, rachel, you want the big plate? i want you to have the big plate.",rachel,"wow! mon, thanks! i love this plate!",1 +ross,"y’know, it’s interesting! most people think that’s made with seawater, when in fact—",rachel,"ross, we actually watched the documentary together.",1 +joey,"oh, that’s, uh, that’s phoebe’s friend’s dog. i don’t know what his real name is, but i call him mozzarella.",rachel,"oh, well, you are so cute! i wish i could play with you more, but i’ve got to go to work! i hope i stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes i do. yes i do. bye-bye, joey. oh, i seriously can’t stop it.",1 +phoebe,"well, good bye.",rachel,that was fun pheebs.,1 +phoebe,"ugh, it’s so exhausting waiting for death. ohh, by the way, do you think you could—",rachel,"estelle, you gotta get me some work. i-i lost my health insurance.",0 +ross,"okay, so what’s the matter?",rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,are you wearing waterproof mascara?,0 +jill,"yeah but maybe that’s a good thing. y’know i’m doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe i should try dating a geek too!",rachel,"fine, then why didnt you say something?",0 +monica,that’s not even a game!,rachel,i-kea! this is comfortable.,0 +ross,rach?,rachel,"oh, see, i had to tell her that my number was your number, because i couldnt tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is bobs number.",0 +phoebe,"oh, look! theres monica and chandler! hey! hey, you guys! hey! ohh!! ohh! ahh-ahhh!!",rachel,oh my god!,0 +joey,what’s the matter now?,rachel,i was reliving it.,1 +chandler,"okay, now when you come back i hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy!",rachel,because he’s crazy. okay? he came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in titanic.,0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"after our date last night, did you feel a little weird?",1 +mark,yes.,rachel,oh my god!!,1 +ross,"okay, how about you flew to london to stop my wedding! ah, how about you told me you loved me after i was already married!",rachel,hey! wait a minute! that was different! i did those things because i was in love with you!,1 +ross,"okay, what does it mean?",rachel,and...action!!,0 +jill,why?!,rachel,because you are my sister and ross and i have this huge history…,1 +ross,"im serious. i just dont trust that guy, okay?",rachel,"ross, you know what? okay, lets talk about it later, there comes security.",1 +joey,porsche.,rachel,this is totally your fault!,1 +joey,hey! no! get your france-going-arms away from me.,rachel,joey...,1 +chandler,it was at the front door. when i got home. somebody sent it to us.,rachel,"chandler, this is not addressed to you. this is addressed to mrs. braverman downstairs. thief.",1 +ross,i was gonna make us some dinner but all i found in your dads fridge was bacon and heavy cream. i think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.,rachel,"well, you can understand, given how we started.",0 +ross,"you know what, this is ridiculous, ok. this is your birthday, this is your party. i say we just put em all together and if they cant deal with it, who cares.",rachel,"scotch. alright, ill be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass.",0 +phoebe,did i use that already today? i’m sorry.,rachel,yes okay. well now see this isn’t telling us anything. joe. carlos. peter. ooh! peter luger! t hat’s a steak house!,1 +ross,"okay, it’s not, it’s not.",rachel,"oh my god. i cannot keep having this same fight with you ross! look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.",1 +tag,"no, don’t worry about it.",rachel,"no, you could’ve lost your job.",1 +chandler,"hey, thats...joincidence with a c!",rachel,"ow, that had to hurt!",1 +joey,"well, i had the audition but gunther said i had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. so, i went anyway, and then he fired me.",rachel,"he left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you’ve been working here two days? that’s not, that’s not right.",1 +ross,no thanks. i’m 29.,rachel,"oh my god, i gotta go to work!",1 +ross,damnit!,rachel,"well, this was great. i’ll give you a call. we should do it again sometime.",0 +chandler,so what was it for anyway?,rachel,i wanna say a disease.,1 +monica,"yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.",rachel,so bad. ross : so bad.,1 +monica,"yes! all right, yknow what? why dont we start with a practice run? okay?",rachel,chandler! what are you doing here?,0 +phoebe,he just got a divorce right?,rachel,you’ll be perfect for this! that’s already your name!,0 +jill,what?,rachel,she-she died jill.,1 +ross,one.,rachel,i just wanna read something. its your pro list.,0 +ross,petty...,rachel,go.,0 +chandler,theyre never coming down now.,rachel,hi!,1 +tag,not bad.,rachel,yeah? im sorry about your girlfriend.,1 +ross,"well, how was the date?",rachel,"well i’m alone and i just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?",1 +joey,you don’t have to worry about that okay?,rachel,i don’t believe this. you got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?,0 +woman,i was her accountant four years ago.,rachel,ohhhh!,1 +phoebe,i would love that job!,rachel,hey! what’s goin’ on?,1 +ross,"oh, thats me.",rachel,wow! you certainly think a lot of yourself.,1 +monica,"hey, rach! i made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. if you could just……throw your purses at it.",rachel,"katie. geez! see katie, come here—katie! katie, come here katie. very good.",0 +joey,rach?,rachel,ahhh!,0 +phoebe,"what are you, what are you talking about? how did this happen?",rachel,"oh hi rita! good! oh, ritas a massage client.",0 +ross,umm that’s…that’s a little misleading.,rachel,so then i guess ferdinad is out.,0 +ross,emily? emily? i’m coming in.,rachel,"well, look at that, same thing.",1 +joey,"hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?",rachel,oh! that would be sooo much fun!,1 +phoebe,or... maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because youre such a high maintenance tight ass!,rachel,"yes i did, i’m monica, super aunt",0 +chandler,"he’s right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.",rachel,"well then how come you’re still at a job that you hate, i mean why don’t you quit and get ‘the fear’?",1 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, um-mm. oh!",rachel,really! that-that great huh?,1 +monica,"just figured, cause you and ross are...",rachel,did you get it?,0 +phoebe,"well yeah, i lied before.",rachel,oh!,1 +monica,"all right, you ready?",rachel,"no. no, no, im not ready! how can i be ready? hey, rach! you ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute? come on, i cant do this!",1 +phoebe,you know its me?,rachel,yes i am!!,0 +ross,"and i’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. hi! i’m rachel green. it’s nice to meet you. come on, you probably have a broken rib!",rachel,"well, i will go to the hospital tomorrow, it’ll still be broken then.",1 +joey,"hey, see that? he just needed his pal to come home. all right, uh, i’ve got to go memorise my lines. me and charlton heston bright and early tomorrow morning! yeah-yeah!",rachel,ok.,0 +joey,wow... i did not see this coming.,rachel,"oh! get off!! ow!! oh, stop it!! why?! why are you doing that to me?!",0 +ross,"can we, can we just forget this ever happened?",rachel,"yes of course, absolutely! youre right. im sorry.",1 +phoebe,"well, i guess we’ll just have to put the wall back up.",rachel,"you can’t, because of the new skylight!",1 +phoebe,rachel!!,rachel,dad!,0 +tag,"hey, thanks for talking to me.",rachel,"oh, id say about a month.",0 +phoebe,hey will you get me tickets too?,rachel,it’s still a tiny bit on fire there.,0 +monica,"umm, going to the beach. when it stays light real late.",rachel,"no, i don’t want to hit you.",0 +mr. zelner,fair enough.,rachel,okay.�,0 +phoebe,you don’t have to be back for a half-hour!,rachel,"yeah but, my assistant tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. ohh! i could just spread him on a cracker.",1 +joey,sorry. monica and chandler are making love.,rachel,"no! i mean come on! this is a huge deal! fine i want—i need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?",1 +chandler,"yes, bravo on the hot nanny.",rachel,what? you really think shes hot?,1 +danny,hey! rachel!,rachel,"oh yeah! youre—hey, youre right! heres an affordable place, two bedroom, close to work, ooh, its available in five weeks!",0 +joey,"rach, there is a decent place to…",rachel,am i doing here? why? surprised to see me? ross brought me. how do you like that?!,0 +monica,"okay, okay. you two go get the dessert. and ill let you in.",rachel,i cant believe shes gonna say yes to david. shes clearly in love with mike.,0 +chandler,not her!,rachel,"uh, we were at the spelling bee!",0 +tag,"and if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?",rachel,"yeah, not it here it isn’t.",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,"wow, he’s really not letting this go, is he?",0 +mrs green,i guess i just figured of all people you would understand this.,rachel,why on earth would i understand this?,1 +monica,hey!,rachel,"umm, when were you gonna tell me that you’re going out with chip matthews?",1 +ross,...yeah?,rachel,you called animal control?,0 +ross,...how long was i in there?,rachel,im just cleaning up.,1 +monica,oh my—oh good god!,rachel,"i give up you guys, i dont know what im going to do with this thing!",1 +megan,i’m just kidding. i’m getting married july 25th.,rachel,"yes, tell me.",0 +waiter,sure. sure. second’s up! not…that kind of table.,rachel,hey. wow! well done.,0 +chandler,yeah i know.,rachel,"well, theres two spots left right?",1 +ross,"yes, yes!",rachel,yeah?,0 +policeman,that’s hanson.,rachel,bakersfield.,0 +monica,and the fact that theyre both monkeys.,rachel,"well uh, ross? this is joey. joey? ross.",0 +ross,"so, i just picked up a message from emily, she and susan are going to a poetry reading together!",rachel,"uh-huh. oh, yeah, i could write about the time my hair did that woo-hoo thing.",0 +ross,"no, no, i dont wanna put it off, i just, god i just, i spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now im actually happy. you know, i mean, really happy. i just, i just dont wanna, i dont wanna mess it up, ya know.",rachel,nothing! what do you say to that?,0 +joey,"yeah, that was a disappointment... oh, hey!dyou want to come down to the set and tell me if im doing ok?",rachel,does that room have a closet i can lock him in? well take it.,0 +joey,"huh, if i had to guess id say rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and phoebe is doing the punching.",rachel,you-you have to pay that! it’s not just a guess.,0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"i just, i feel, i-i just...",1 +mr. zelner,"umm, no. thanks, but i’ll give these to betty. so i read your evaluation of tag, or to use his full name, tag sweetcheeks jones. is something going on with you two?",rachel,"oh my god. can you imagine if there was?! i mean, what would happen exactly.",1 +joey,"hello? yeah, this is joey tribbiani... oh, hi! well, im glad you liked my letter... no my mommy and daddy arent home right now... okay, bye bye. she was nice!",rachel,"mushroom. smile. they wont all be like this. some women might even stay through dinner. sorry, thats not funny",0 +ross,what?,rachel,come on! i think this is funny!,1 +phoebe,well-well but it is huge.,rachel,"what? no, i want to watch this. . did your cable go out?",0 +ross,in the death seat?!!,rachel,that’s…kinda hot.,0 +joshua,gloves?,rachel,"ohh! right! right, sorry, i’ll be right back!",1 +tag,what’s up?,rachel,"ohh tag, umm…you’re such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but i don’t-i don’t…",1 +ross,"wha--? whoa, hey, i dont want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--theres gonna be a hoopla?",rachel,"basically, theres the thing, and then theres the stuff after the thing.",1 +carol,"umm uh, i’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.",rachel,"i’d love that. i would loooove… so uh, so where is sweet little ben? i would love to have a little...",1 +joshua,"kidding! i’m gonna get there early, but i’m going to put you on the v.i.p list, okay? look for me.",rachel,you guys know where rachel is?,0 +monica,"weeeell, its rum, and-",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,no more jam?!,rachel,"well, what happened to your jam plan?",1 +tag,"yeah, i filled them out last night?",rachel,"see? that’s a great smile! easy. natural. now, pretend i have a camera. you’re changing it!",0 +amy,because you dont want me to be happy. you.. you have always been jealous of me.,rachel,we learned how to dance.,0 +monica,"white house adviser? clintons campaign guy? the one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?",rachel,"oh, him, the little guy? oh, i love him!",1 +ross,here goes...,rachel,i cant watch. its like firing elmo.,1 +joey,come here!,rachel,because! ‘cause… ‘cause you’re my baby sister!,0 +chandler,oh yes!,rachel,wait a minute!,1 +monica,wait. he pooped in my shoe? which one?,rachel,i dont know. the left one.,1 +phoebe,"just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.",rachel,anything?,1 +chandler,"oh, yes, could i have one of those.",rachel,uh-huh. thank joey!,0 +monica,"okay, the owner of allesandro’s came over to yell at me, but instead i made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!",rachel,"oh my god!! you just ruined the thing i was practicing the whole way home, but i’m soo happy!",1 +katie,"oh, ow! did joey tell you to say that? you guys, are too much!",rachel,"no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. sorry is pretty much fourth yknow, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. will you be my wife?",0 +monica,wow! that guy is so rude!,rachel,"okay, can i-can i make it up to you? huh? i’m sorry. how about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! i’ll pay for myself!",0 +nurse,"well, you know your insurance will cover that.",rachel,"hi, so what happened?",0 +chandler,"well you coulda tried, not kissing him.",rachel,thanks chandler.,1 +ross,"youre excited, right?",rachel,"oh, right. um, ive got some news. its about us.",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,oh man. please tell me one of em is ma.,0 +monica,"no it’s not! you want it, you’re gonna have to win it!",rachel,"not anymore. so anyway, how do you want to pay me?",0 +phoebe,"or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.",rachel,wh-what do you mean?,1 +phoebe,"fine all right, but i’d bet you’d be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.",rachel,oh thats me!,0 +janice,"oh y’know what? you have to speak very loudly when you’re talking to sid, because he’s almost completely deaf.",rachel,oh!,1 +ross,"oh my god! our daughters a genius! rach, this means...",rachel,"no, no science camp!",1 +chandler,"you mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, you are you wearing?! you look fabulous!",rachel,"yeah, well, uh, were kind of a thing now.",0 +phoebe,"you know, im always right about these things.",rachel,"no, youre not! last week you thought ross was trying to kill you!",1 +joey,"uh, why, it’s a... one of her favorites, uh, “riding the storm out. coping with post-partum depression” eesh! “love you forever”. love you forever. by robert munsch. published by firefly books. printed in mexico. a mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang “i’ll love you forever, i’ll like you for always, as long as im living, my baby you’ll be”. . and while he rocked her, he sang “i’ll love you forever, i’ll like you for always, as long as im living, my baby you’ll be”.",rachel,love you guys.,0 +chandler,"hey, you know who used to have nails like that?",rachel,"janice! there you are! there you are! i had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after i got on the plane!",0 +phoebe,"hey! oh, how did baby shopping go?",rachel,"oh, it was great! we got everything that we needed! oh and ross, almost got something that wasn’t on the list. a whore.",1 +chandler,"that’s the thing, see i would like to stay in the pribe of mwha-ah-libe.",rachel,hey!,1 +monica,yeah!,rachel,"yeah, i definitely. i don’t like the name ross.",0 +joey,"no just, nobody press on my stomach.",rachel,"oh, did i not mention? carl is a guy i hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.",0 +ross,do you feel better?,rachel,"yeah, they all know.",0 +ross,"oh, its fine.� actually, i, i invited mike over.",rachel,"dude, come home!",0 +monica,i can’t go to lunch!!,rachel,of course! i’m-i’m sorry. i-i’d hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. i can do this!,0 +ross,"okay, why are you here?",rachel,"well, i-i-i dont know how this fits into your whole seizing thing but um, emily called you today.",1 +monica,"you know what would be real weird? is if you weren’t there. just say you’ll think about it, okay?",rachel,"thanks. what, let me have her?! what do mean? like if you didn’t i wouldn’t have a shot?",0 +chandler,marcel swallowed a scrabble tile.,rachel,oh.,1 +gunther,remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.,rachel,can’t i just look at the handles on them?,1 +chandler,"you know, i think i might just.",rachel,"okay, im gonna go too. im gonna go to the airport. i figure if i hang around there long enough, someones bound to leave one of those planes unattended.",0 +ross,"umm, uh, i was just telling the guys…",rachel,"yeah, i-i heard. i think it’s great! ohh, i’m so happy for you!",1 +monica,how?,rachel,i don’t know! maybe they have tools.,1 +ross,ohh.,rachel,"well, i never thought id say this, but im gonna go use ugly naked guys bathroom.",1 +joey,my little sister dina!,rachel,right! hi dina!,1 +joey,i am not gonna help you do that! goodbye!,rachel,hey.,0 +phoebe,"no wait! just—okay—just wait! you guys! wait you guys! don’t make any rash decisions, okay? just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.",rachel,"oh god, phoebe!",1 +phoebe,"so here is a, a very special holiday song that i wrote for some very important people to me. went to the store, sat on santas lap. asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. said all you need is to write them a song. now, you havent heard it yet, so dont try to sing along. no, dont sing along. monica, moncia, have a happy hanukkah. saw santa claus, he said hello to ross. and please tell joey, christmas will be snowy! and rachel and chandler, have err-umm-glander!! happy holidays, everybody!",rachel,"okay, pheebs, you look in the kitchen, i will look in the back closet.",1 +ross,"ah i had a little thing with joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.",rachel,phoebe did the signs!,0 +steve,"eh, its just as well. doesnt work anyway.",rachel,"all right, well thats good to know. good night, steve.",1 +joey,"hey! great, you’re home! guess what phoebe got me for christmas!",rachel,ohh! you guys gonna be living together again?,0 +ross,"yeah. do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? i am gonna get laid.",rachel,hi you guys.,1 +jill,hey! you have no right to tell me what to do.,rachel,"hey ross. this probably isnt the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for monica.",0 +ross,okay!,rachel,"yes! yes, i did.",0 +joey,i bet i stopped listening before you did.,rachel,"y’know, you-you also could’ve used uh, lamps and then followed the light.",1 +joey,"because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? i have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did i ever say no! i couldnt do it to ross!",rachel,hey! i missed you.,0 +ross,"no, not this time. so... whatd you have?",rachel,im not telling.,1 +phoebe,"or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own",rachel,no! theyre doing it!!!,0 +joey,"oh my, oh my god!",rachel,great! umm…,0 +ross,"oh uh, i’m sorry.",rachel,hello handsome. oh god. oh look at you two. so when did you guys meet?,0 +phoebe,i hope it’s you.,rachel,me too!,1 +ross,morning.,rachel,let her off the plane!,0 +joey,"okay, how long was i watching that woman?",rachel,jan-janice!,0 +joey,yeah! ill see ya later! yeah!,rachel,ok!,1 +ross,so what! i still have—no you’re probably right.,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,all right!,rachel,‘kay!,0 +phoebe,okay then.,rachel,"oh my god! i can not believe that! i mean i don’t really like it when ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isn’t that like incest or something?! oh my god, and they’re gonna have sex! oh! oh no what if he marries her too?! oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. and i can’t stop it! i can’t—i don’t own ross! y’know? and jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! and oh my god, i can’t believe ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. oh my god, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.",1 +joey,you-you have to pay that! it’s not just a guess.,rachel,"what can i do? one person wants to break-up, you break-up.",0 +chandler,"yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.",rachel,"yeah, cause i already asked janice.",0 +monica,"okay. all right, turkey. eh, that won’t work. cheese? that won’t work. olive loaf? i hope that won’t work.",rachel,are you makin’ him a sandwich?,1 +monica,"oh, its perfect.",rachel,"hey that reminds me, i thought we could use some extra luck so i brought a wishbone home from work.",0 +monica,"oh, thats what i would do, forget mine.",rachel,"whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.",0 +chandler,. well played.,rachel,i love you phoebe.,1 +joey,"oh well, she said we have nothing in common.",rachel,"great! oh, it all looks sooo good!",0 +charlie,i thought you came to say you were sick.,rachel,ok professor or detective?,1 +ross,"he is my girlfriend’s father, okay? it’s-it’s, it’s weird!",rachel,wh—you dated my sister!,1 +ross,"no, hey, i get that, okay, i get that big time. and i’m happy for ya, but i’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! okay, i don’t know what to do anymore.",rachel,"yeah, i figure theyll love it at the new house, you know? it has that big backyard. and then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that chandler took the other chick and duck to.",0 +dr. green,he’s bobby bobby?,rachel,it’s robert bobby.,1 +ross,"okay, stay calm. nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.",rachel,what-what are you doing?! are you—okay that’s not funny! just stop horsing around!,0 +joey,"rach, you sure you wanna do this?",rachel,"absolutely! absolutely. i d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, its just gonna take some getting used to.",1 +ben,"seriously, your dad doesn’t like pranks.",rachel,oh damnit!,1 +bonnie,"yeah, thank you rachel, you are soo cool.",rachel,"awww, stop. come on. now go shave that head!",1 +ross,ahhhh!!,rachel,"yknow what, i want you to leave! get outta here!",1 +tag,"and i never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but i got like 20 phone numbers last night.",rachel,"potato, potaato. ending credits",0 +monica,hey rach!,rachel,"him? him, ross?",0 +chandler,i—never borrowed your walkman.,rachel,no.,0 +ross,"so, uh, hes back.",rachel,"well, i-i thought i did but, i-i guess i did not!",0 +phoebe,because my psychic is dead! she must’ve read the cards wrong!,rachel,"no, cause you just said dad and everywhere i go today i keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. like when i was walking over here and i passed a buffet...which is my fathers last name.",0 +ross,"ah, what good are you.",rachel,"look, um, i think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.",1 +ross,"hey, this- heyy...",rachel,"im so sorry, you guys. i didnt mean to bring you down.",1 +joey,"hey, y’know what?",rachel,more embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (rachel just looks at,0 +all,good luck!,rachel,"hey, buddy boy, how’d the audition go?",0 +joey,ooh... i cant believe im kissing you. im kissing rachel!,rachel,hi.,0 +monica,okay. don’t you want a cookie?,rachel,sure? thanks.,1 +ross,"hmm, a lot of this stuff is from colonial times. hey, what are some other time periods rachel?",rachel,"well there’s yore. and uh, y’know, yesteryear.",1 +jill,hi!,rachel,and you know monica and ross!,1 +ross,"give daddy the barbi! ben, give, give me the barbi. okay, how bout, dont you want to play with the monster truck? no. okay, oh, oh, how about a dino-soilder?",rachel,"you guys, can we please not watch this all right.",0 +ross,what happened?,rachel,"uh, well, i think, i think he broke up with me.",1 +ross,"rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.",rachel,"this is ridiculous. i mean we had an agreement. will you say something, steven?! please!!!",0 +ross,"thank you. so did you ah, did you tell mark something about me?",rachel,there you are.,0 +phoebe,okay but look! look at what i got! it’s her address book! we have a guest list!,rachel,and i have costumes.,0 +gavin,"well, there was talk of shutting down ralph lauren all together.",rachel,thats right. youre very cheeky for a temp.,1 +phoebe,oh!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!!!,rachel,phoebe!! phoebe!! its okay!! its okay!!,1 +phoebe,not joey.,rachel,"not joey, no, i was just lusting after chandler.",1 +chandler,orange juice.,rachel,"oh! oh! the usher must be right! what, with all that training they go through! get out!! here! hey man, you want the aisle?",0 +ross,"no, it was a mistake! i made a mistake! okay?",rachel,ow!!!,0 +ross,"but, um... i dont think thats going to be you.",rachel,you dont.,1 +ross,"uh dad, emma’s in the nursery. i’ll take you now. if you want, but i really want to talk to you.",rachel,i think there are people in there having sex.,0 +ross,i just wanna check something.,rachel,okay.,1 +judge,"now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.",rachel,ow! ow!,0 +joey,do you wanna do it?,rachel,no!,1 +monica,thanks. i think you got it!,rachel,chandler!! you have the best taste in men!,1 +joey,queens.,rachel,what?,0 +joey,not a problem.,rachel,thanks.,1 +ross,"oh my god! i’m sorry, i was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.",rachel,enter pheebs.,0 +gavin,"wow, youre here already.",rachel,i thought i heard voices. you must be chandler.,0 +joshua,"hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?",rachel,"oh, it’s just an anti-theft device.",1 +ross,ok...,rachel,keep on roaming bert! we dont want any crazy today!,0 +joanna,me too.,rachel,why are we in bed together?,0 +ross,"that guy, he burns me up.",rachel,way to go son! i knew you’d find him!,0 +monica,"i’m glad you’re here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.",rachel,you put this in your coffee.,0 +ross,"hey, what’s going on?",rachel,"well, there was a disaster in shipping and i’ve got to get this order in. honey, i’m so sorry, but it looks like i’m gonna be here all night.",1 +joey,oh no-no-no! no-no-no-no-no-no-no!,rachel,"you get away from me!! you sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!",1 +woman,really?,rachel,"yeah, stevie’s an old family friend.",1 +monica,"y’know what? you’re right, i’m sorry. actually you were a big help tonight. yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.",rachel,…of course you can kick his ass son.,0 +ross,"okay look, there’s nothing to worry about. we have plenty of time. there’s a great baby furniture store on west 10th. tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. okay?",rachel,okay. thank you. that’s great. thank you. wait-wait! where on west 10th? because there’s this really cute shoe store that has like this little…,1 +ross,"he is my girlfriend’s father, okay? it’s-it’s, it’s weird!",rachel,bet shed sleep with you now...,0 +chandler,"what a great apology! and you accept! okay, bye-bye!",rachel,"no-no, seriously-seriously, what was the especially me part about?",1 +chandler,"oh, hello rachel.",rachel,"ross said my name. okay? my name. ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! okay, don’t believe me, i know i’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?",1 +joey,because! you’re mean on the boat!,rachel,what? i was just trying to teach you.,1 +phoebe,and that�s judy over there at the bar with emma?,rachel,"oh honey, this is for the best, thus i�m not distracted, worrying about emma, how she�s doing at home and i�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!",1 +monica,how many fingers am i holding up?,rachel,four.,1 +tag,what did you say?!,rachel,"umm, i said i thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that i like your tiney-tiny touchie.",1 +chandler,noo!,rachel,chandler!!,1 +phoebe,"alright, i’ll try, fine! yes, okay!",rachel,here you go.,1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"now joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! you hug me!",1 +amy,seriously? its.. its just these rooms? i thought you were a doctor.,rachel,hey,0 +chandler,"oh, y’know-y’know what, i was looking at it upside down.",rachel,"well, y’know, sometimes that helps.",1 +chandler,"because, i’m too afraid.",rachel,"i don’t know, i mean i would give anything to work for a designer, yknow, or a buyer.... oh, i just don’t want to be 30 and still work here.",1 +phoebe,"wow, joey and a professor! can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and joeys raw sexual magnetism... oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!",rachel,"hey. ross, i know you’re pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.",0 +monica,"i’m fine! i just, i’m thinking how much it’s an end of era.",rachel,"oh, all right. but y’know i gotta say, i don’t, i don’t think six years counts as an era.",1 +phoebe,open bar!,rachel,well now it’s an empty bar.,1 +mr. waltham,"for you and emily, tonight, die fledermaus.",rachel,"oh. oh, right.",1 +ross,only way to fly.,rachel,come on ross give me the keys! monica does not know what she’s talking about! i am an excellent driver!,1 +monica,"first of all um, i love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…",rachel,"hey guys. listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and kathy tonight?",0 +phoebe,"okay. oh, no!",rachel,"what, what’s it, what’s going on?",1 +chandler,"shes smart and funny, yknow? we were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?",rachel,"so, i’ll umm...",0 +will,"uh, except that it was really the i hate rachel club.",rachel,okay. so what? you guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?,1 +danny,so you like the short hair better.,rachel,david! what-what are you doing here? aren’t you supposed to be in russia?,0 +ben,don’t do that.,rachel,"you do appear right on the cusp of something. come on man, im sure hell lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?",0 +amy,"i dont believe this, hold on a second. you guys die and i dont get your baby?",rachel,"see look amy, were a lot closer to monica and chandler. we see them every day. and truthfully honey, you dont seem very connected to the baby.",1 +phoebe,and chili!,rachel,"ah you went one too far. uh, flowers or balloons?",1 +ross,im having... im having a baby. im having a... wheres the phone? the phone?,rachel,"woha! wait... what are we doing? what we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. i mean, we can get laid anytime we want.",0 +monica,"theres a pregnant woman in ohio, and she picked us!",rachel,"and thats just the herbivores. im not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.",0 +joey,"well, given that hes desperately in love with you, he probably wouldnt mind getting a cup of coffee or something.",rachel,f-hah.... flennin....,0 +ross,hey.,rachel,"this isn’t the right room, sorry folks.",0 +phoebe,"hi, so what happened?",rachel,"well, ross said my name.",1 +ross,hey.,rachel,"hi. look um, about what happened earlier...",1 +monica,thats right.,rachel,whats up joey?,1 +ross,huh.,rachel,"oh ross, youre so great!",1 +joey,i’m not quite sure.,rachel,"okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and i said, eight years. and the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm…now here we are.",1 +gunther,"i... i dont know if that changes your plans at all, but i thought you should know.",rachel,"gunther... oh... i love you too. probably not in the same way, but i do. and, and when im in a café, having coffee, or i see a man with hair brighter than the sun, ill think of you. aw.",1 +phoebe,wow! oh you can just imagine that this is where they kept all the stuff to make their potions.,rachel,"ohh, yes.",1 +joey,feminine.,rachel,ohh.,0 +joey,sweepin’. why? turn you on?,rachel,bye.,0 +phoebe,nice try.,rachel,i know!,0 +ross,yeah!,rachel,see ya tomorrow!,0 +ross,"rach, rach, i am so sorry. i am so-so sorry.",rachel,do we have to know about that?,0 +mrs. green,well rachel needs help with the baby.,rachel,i do. i really do. i don’t know anything.,1 +ross,"i picked up the divorce papers. uh, i’ve already signed everything and i put little ‘x’s where you need to sign.",rachel,"oh, little ‘x’s! great! that makes up for everything!",1 +guy,huh?,rachel,"ok, ok, thats fine. fine. hey, im sorry about that spill before. only $98.50 to go.",1 +ross,"not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!",rachel,ross!! oh my--ugh!! you kept count?! you are such a loser!,1 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"its 2101 and i am not amused. . ok, the bride and groom have a few words theyd like to say.",0 +joey,"yeah, its like a cows opinion. it just doesnt matter. its moo.",rachel,"i, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend thanksgiving with you is still good.",0 +ross,"uhm, right!",rachel,...its kinda hard though!,1 +chandler,"yeah, well, don’t expect that to happen anytime soon!",rachel,what do i smell?,0 +chandler,this is the best game ever!!!,rachel,i can’t believe i still don’t know what happened to the window in the attic!,0 +monica,"i don’t know. hey, rachel, you want the big plate? i want you to have the big plate.",rachel,err...well i...know how much you used to make and i know how much your rent is.,0 +chandler,enunciate!,rachel,chandler!,0 +monica,"umm, going to the beach. when it stays light real late.",rachel,yeah…,1 +monica,why isnt it working out?,rachel,i dont know... sometimes it doesnt.,1 +monica,"nope, she’s perfect.",rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,so what’s the final head count on my baby shower?,1 +chandler,yes! see you and i have always been like—,rachel,"whoops. oh, hey, do you need help with that?",1 +ross,i’m-i’m sure that’s not true.,rachel,"cool! dad! my report cards! hey, check this out dad, math, a. science, a. history, a. gym… oooh, my rock polisher!",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,is monica around? i-i have to ask her something.,1 +joey,they know you know.,rachel,well i didnt tell them!,0 +chandler,"hey ross, i was wondering if… oh my god!! where are all the men???",rachel,"yeah, remember that thing i told you that happened yesterday? well it didn’t happen.",1 +monica,go! go! go!,rachel,hey…,1 +ross,rachel!!!,rachel,great! now hes gonna know it was me!,1 +chandler,you did?,rachel,"yeah, but then you spent phoebes entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then i figured maybe not.",1 +ross,"marcel, stop humping the lamp! stop humping! now marcel, come back- come here, marcel-",rachel,"oh no, not in my room! ill get him.",1 +dr. green,what is it sweetie?,rachel,"no. no, i just think that maybe i-id heard it somewhere before.",0 +ross,rach?,rachel,okay.,0 +joey,"oh my god, i’m sorry, i’m being so rude. rachel, would like a soda or something? because chandler would run right out and get it.",rachel,"oh just great. he beeps me now with codes. one is, bring me food. two is, i’m with a girl, bring us food. three is, i’m lost and i can’t find food.",0 +joey,where are you going?,rachel,"y’know, i-i… i have to figure…some st—y’know, some stuff before i can…",0 +monica,no you cant. shes yours!,rachel,"i dont know what to say, benji. this is all so.... romantic.",0 +chandler,i am now!,rachel,this thanksgiving kicks last thanksgivings ass!,0 +monica,hey. call me when you get there. okay?,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,just one thing umm…,rachel,"hey uh monica, i can’t remember. did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?",0 +gunther,so i understand you’re looking for a place.,rachel,"no-no, i’m staying put.",1 +monica,"hey rach, aren’t these candlesticks mine?",rachel,"no-no, i bought those.",1 +joey,"pretty cool, huh? but if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.",rachel,"umm, can i use your bathroom?",1 +phoebe,"oh, its not!",rachel,"seriously, its moving!",1 +chandler,not her!,rachel,i am sooo drunk.,1 +amy,"well, it should be. im gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...",rachel,babies dont care if theyre slim.,1 +joey,"yeah, i guess. its just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. even if you know better, youve gotta let them make their own mistakes.",rachel,"okaaay, rock, hard place, me.",0 +phoebe,oooh.� girls night out indeed.,rachel,absolutely.� youd do it for me.� not that you ever have to because i know how to keep my women satisfied.,0 +phoebe,ohh knockers will help us figure it out.,rachel,"all right, straight, and not subtle.",1 +monica,water rules!,rachel,"yes, yes, it does. okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if youre gonna be showing up for work?",1 +jill,"oh no-no-no, he’s just i don’t know, he’s just a little bookish.",rachel,are-are you saying he’s a geek?,1 +ross,"well, i gotta go. bye. bye, rach.",rachel,"wait, are you leaving?",1 +joey,what?,rachel,yes.,0 +joanna,"great! i’m looking forward to it. rachel, any messages?",rachel,sophie’s desk.,1 +monica,is someone there?,rachel,that’s not what she said last night.,0 +ross,not at the concert.,rachel,ok.,1 +joey,"oh wow wayne, it’s not really something you can teach y’know? it’s pretty much something you’re born with if you——you-you can teach it! i’ll show you right how to do it.",rachel,"i mean if you think about it, i mean ross did learn something from each marriage.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, its beautiful.",rachel,"oh, no-no-no, that’s not rude! it’s perfectly in keeping with a trip that i’ve already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at john f. kennedy airport, apparently to you people, i look like someone who’s got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.",0 +bob,"i just had a meeting, i was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but i just found out its not gonna happen. apparently somebody thinks i’m not eleventh floor material. say uh, who the hell is this chandler?",rachel,"hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why i’m not drinking on this date tonight. umm, i’m a recovering alcoholic. i’m a mormon, or i got so hammered last night i’m still a little drunk?",1 +monica,i got it!,rachel,okay.,1 +julie,so.,rachel,why? this was supposed to be a temp job!,0 +monica,"yeah, apparently, they’re pretty good seats.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"i’m-i’m not kidding. look i-i, i can’t have three failed marriages. i can’t. okay? i-i am not gonna be that guy!",rachel,if you go to a hotel youll be...doing stuff. i want you right here where i can keep an eye on you.,0 +monica,"ohh, please?! i’m a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!",rachel,"y’know what, i’m gonna uh, play the field just a little more.",0 +phoebe,"and no, oh please, oh please let me finish. oh i guess that was it.",rachel,i am pretending.,0 +conan,that damn monkey.,rachel,"okay. okay, see now the one with the feather boa? that’s dr. francis. she used to be a man. oh look! there—(marcel jumps away)—okay.",1 +judge,"is there, anything in this record that is actually true?",rachel,"well, yes, we got married in vegas and uh, and the names i think.",1 +dina,"i…i don’t care about fashion! i’m pregnant! and i know you are too, so you gotta help me!",rachel,and there’s marketing…,1 +monica,"really, rachel, i was thinking of you the whole time. look, im sorry, all right. i never meant for you to find out!",rachel,"oh, please, you wanted to get caught.",1 +monica,: hey rach its me ok i just got the chandlers room and i caught him molesting himself.,rachel,"oh, whats the matter?",0 +phoebe,"oui, bien sur je parle français! quest-ce que tu penses alors?",rachel,oh... youre so sexy!,1 +phoebe,"oh no, rach, no no, you know you’re never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.",rachel,no-ot for me it doesn’t.,0 +monica,"hey, how are you feelin’? any morning sickness?",rachel,"i don’t know, what’s a koondis with you? please, lie down! i’ve got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.",0 +phoebe,"okay, i’m sorry. i’ll stop.",rachel,hey.,0 +monica,wow! it took you all night to come up with that plan?!,rachel,what did you say?!,0 +phoebe,"no, i just feel like being by myself for a while. all right? i’ll see you guys later. thanks.",rachel,"okay, i got my note cards. do you got the presents?",0 +joey,"yeah, i know!!!!",rachel,"chandler and monica?!! oh, this is unbelievable!! how long have you known?",1 +phoebe,my god! what did you order?!,rachel,well then who?,0 +phoebe,"oh absolutely yeah! oh and keep in mind, now, i was carrying triplets so",rachel,"yeah, y’know. happy holidays from mona and ross. it’ll be cute,",0 +phoebe,wow. so then did you make it with beef or eggplant?,rachel,beef.,1 +monica,oh thats me!,rachel,"wait a second, wait a second, where have i seen that cowgirl outfit before...",0 +mike,no.� just his mom.,rachel,hi!,0 +gavin,i really mean it.,rachel,i have the lung capacity of a two year old.,0 +joey,you slept out here?,rachel,"well, i dont need you to help me, because i already know what im going to do with my life.",0 +ross,"oh, no no no. nono, this is just vintage rachel. i mean, things just sort of happen around you. i mean, youre off in rachel-land, doing your rachel-thing, totally oblivious to peoples monkeys, or to peoples feelings...",rachel,"alright, i want my monkey.",0 +joanna,"wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! if you’re gonna get all sensitive about it! i don’t want to lose you. what if i, create a position for you? i’ll make you an assistant buyer in this department.",rachel,say more things like that.,1 +ross,are you jealous?,rachel,"noo, i yknow i dont see why she has to play with you, thats all. i mean doesnt she have any yknow other stripper moms friends of her own?",1 +phoebe,oh no not that guy there. that guy right there.,rachel,"three hundred dollars, are you kidding?",0 +ross,thank you!,rachel,"well, youre the one who wants to fire him, so youre gonna have to do it.",1 +phoebe,"well, mine was worse than that.",rachel,youre kicking me out?,0 +phoebe,"i went shopping with monica all day, and i had a salad.",rachel,"good, pheebs. whatd you buy?",1 +ross,that is really nice…lying! no way is that the reason!,rachel,why? just because you’re not mature enough to understand something like that?!,1 +monica,"you want a job? turn off oprah, and send out a resume!",rachel,so ill bring her by around seven? is that okay?,1 +jill,"okay, see ya!",rachel,bye-bye-e!,1 +ross,yeah. and you should hold out for something bigger. i cant tell you how much respect i have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.,rachel,"no, i know, theyre from me. look you guys this is not good. i mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.",1 +joey,but its an original buffay...,rachel,"look, im sorry i didnt give them your tape. and i promise, next time to submit you whether i think you are right for the part or not.",0 +joey,"no! no! no, not after seeing that.",rachel,god i’m just a horrible person.,1 +joey,yes!,rachel,hi.,1 +monica,its my new perfume. why dont you come closer where you can really appreciate it?,rachel,"uh-huh, what?",0 +monica,"oh my god, that place has the creamiest frosting! i use to hitchhike there when i was a kid.",rachel,what did they say? the end,0 +monica,"yeah, well i might be if i had the supplies! i mean, i could do all this stuff. only i dont.",rachel,that was good.,0 +phoebe,"oh, that’s it? a great idea!",rachel,"chandler, that’s not enough. i mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? and you’ve just gotten her one great present? i mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. why would you do that to her chandler? why? why?",1 +monica,"oh god, stop with the plan! so what, so what you saw him with a girl? who cares?! that doesnt mean anything! now look, youre going to go out on a date with danny and youre going to be so charming hes gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.",rachel,"she was kinda stupid. youre right. all right, im just gonna go on the date. im gonna go on the date. that is the new plan.",1 +paul,well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. are you okay?,rachel,you just don’t look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.,1 +ross,hmmm-mmmm.,rachel,"ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and im flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. can we just talk about something else?",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +chandler,"well, y’know, you’re-you’re gonna meet somebody! you’re a great catch! y’know when i was telling all those guys about you, i didn’t have to lie once.",rachel,"oh, yeah. i know that.",0 +monica,"you cant fire me. i make your decisions and i say, im not fired! ha!",rachel,the woman i love is having a baby today. ive been waiting for this just as much as you have.,0 +phoebe,unless! she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.,rachel,"thank you. its really nice to meet you guys, i cant believe im here!",0 +monica,um-hmm.,rachel,what am i making him by the way?,1 +bonnie,"yknow what, i should do it.",rachel,"no, no, that’s just chuck magioni, i-i sold him a house last year! and i’m very sorry, but i don’t know where your father is, and that’s the truth.",0 +mr. treeger,": you think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?",rachel,"okay, i’m sorry.",1 +phoebe,there’s sooo much you don’t know.,rachel,"okay, i have to do something. i mean, i have, i have to stop it!",0 +ross,hey.,rachel,"youd think, wouldnt you? miss?",0 +chandler,what happened? i’m just eating candy.,rachel,"maybe it’s not as bad as i think. y’know, maybe they didn’t take it the way i meant it.",1 +joey,ahhh!,rachel,while drinking...,0 +ross,"okay, there’s this guy, warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. so uh, you interested?",rachel,that sounds great! i’d love to live at warren’s!! i love warren! thank you!,1 +joey,yeah! look!,rachel,i’ve never lived like this before.,1 +chandler,don’t worry about it. i’m taking care of it tonight.,rachel,nope.,0 +ross,"actually, it kinda is. my wife wont return my calls. i dont know where my wife is. hey ross, wheres the mrs.? dont know!",rachel,"oh god, ohh, okay, yknow what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that i told you this?",1 +ross,"well, it was loong. i didn’t even realise how late it was, until i noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head. anyway, she didn’t want to stay. i called a cab; she just left.",rachel,i wrote you a letter.,1 +joey,"huh, rach i got to say it’s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.",rachel,went out with joey.,0 +phoebe,"well, im sorry but its hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! see, theres something going on with them. look, hes getting into the car with her!",rachel,"oh, that doesnt mean anything.",1 +chandler,a hot girl’s at stake and all of the sudden he’s rain man.,rachel,"now, this is last minute so i want to apologize for the mess. okay?",0 +monica,"well now, i get to spend my shower with the only people i really love! i mean, i get all those presents without having to talk to people i don’t even like!",rachel,okay.,0 +ross,"look, honey, i have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.",rachel,"yeah, yeah. it’s like my chance to give something back to the acting community.",0 +ross,"no! no! it would be weird if we were still in that place, i mean are you still in that place?",rachel,"okay, okay, okay, the black. but, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?",0 +chandler,"uh, hey!",rachel,"wow, so you guys are, youre never gonna be in the same room together? how is that even gonna work?",0 +ross,"rach, have you never done this before?",rachel,...horribly attractive. ill be shutting up now.,0 +amy,"she was. carbs found her... see, this is what i wanted. two sisters, talking about real stuff.",rachel,"oh, i can give you that.",1 +joey,okay wait-wait p-please be cool! okay? i work with this woman.,rachel,"well that’s different! okay? because he, he was actually in love with me!",0 +monica,hide the lamp.,rachel,"monica, let it go.",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,let’s go to lunch.,1 +ross,should we all expect christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?,rachel,you shouldn’t.,1 +joey,"oh, yeah, totally! that’s such a turn-on!",rachel,thank you.,0 +joey,i’ve got cold feet.,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,no i didn’t!,rachel,"all right, i took them. but i figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.",1 +phoebe,all right. hold on. i got it. nickel! how much more do we need?,rachel,a couple of bucks.,1 +kathy,"no, no, its not like that. i, i work for a medical researcher.",rachel,"okay! now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!",0 +paul,thanks for your help.,rachel,"oh, wait! sorry, mr. paul? mr. paul?",1 +joey,you almost had me.,rachel,wow!,0 +ross,"rachel, lock the door.� lock the door,� seriously.",rachel,"well, good bye.",0 +monica,"i’m glad you’re here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.",rachel,ohh…,1 +phoebe,"yeah! okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it?",rachel,about what?,0 +phoebe,"umm, a flea market?",rachel,"ha! see, i knew, i knew you’d get it on the first guess. isn’t it cool! it’s an apothecary table.",1 +carol,ok.,rachel,"no, im alright man. really.",0 +ross,why dont we just put poor little tooty out in the hall?,rachel,during a blackout? hed get trampled!,1 +tag,oh yeah! we went to the knicks game.,rachel,ohh that’s nice.,1 +monica,light still out?,rachel,"its so unfair, you dont even like your job!",0 +ross,you have no idea what a nightmare this has been. this is so hard.,rachel,"oh yeah, really? is it ross? yeah? okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.",1 +monica,"did you also have his album, its not easy being green?",rachel,"oh, thanks. oh, youre the best.",0 +phoebe,"oh, somewhere joey’s head is exploding.",rachel,"yeah—but come on—listen, i’m sorry i don’t want to make you uncomfortable, but i told phoebe that it happened and she doesn’t believe me.",1 +ross,petty...,rachel,petty...,1 +phoebe,and the big one’s for me!,rachel,"i know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! no one here even knows you!",0 +phoebe,"ok, i just wanna be really sure this time. andie mcdowells the girl from four weddings and a funeral, right?",rachel,no. no no no no no. thats rodney mcdowell. andie mcdowell is the guy from planet of the apes.,1 +phoebe,i-i-i found it interesting.,rachel,"hmm, did you talk to gary about the moving in thing?",0 +joey,no that’s all right. don’t worry about it.,rachel,oh but look! that’s gonna leave a stain!,1 +phoebe,"oh my god, its all so elegant! whens the dirty stuff starting?",rachel,what?,1 +joey,hello!,rachel,ross? that opens my cervix.,0 +ross,yes! ben learned a little trick.,rachel,huh. whats tags last name?,0 +chandler,"bing doesnt seem so weird now, does it?",rachel,hey!,1 +ross,"okay, it’s not, it’s not.",rachel,"no, seriously. these hands. these miracle, magical, life-giving hands. oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?",0 +ross,how are you?,rachel,"okay. it’s just like anything else, you just have to get used to it.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,soakin’ up all the culture.,0 +monica,: eww are you talking about my bother.,rachel,yeah i didnt disguise that very well did i.,1 +ross,is that mark?,rachel,"umm, honey, look he just came over to....",1 +joey,"boy, that guys underwear sucks!",rachel,wh-what?!,1 +ross,"oh, no problem.",rachel,"and also, you know i uh, i was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... its probably not a great idea to go down that road again.",1 +monica,didn’t your dad used to call you pumpkin?,rachel,oh yeah!,1 +ross,would you excuse us for a second? umm…. what are you doing?,rachel,what? i’m not you. this may be the only wedding i ever have. i want it to be amazing.,1 +ross,you know where joey is?,rachel,and what will that be on the side of?,0 +ross,"yeah, all right, it’s a date.",rachel,"chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!",0 +paul,i’m thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.,rachel,"yeah that’s great paul, but y’know i wanna know what——wow, those are really great! i just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. y’know they say that still waters run deep and i wanna swim in yours.",1 +chandler,"phoebe, did you see that?! he totally checked you out! he is so cute! mine has a picture of the village people, what does that mean?",rachel,cut her out of our lives! just ignore her calls and dodge her till she gets the point!,0 +monica,fifteen minutes.,rachel,"oh, then you do know it. so um what kind of things do you write about?",0 +chandler,"oh i used too, but then joey thought it would be fun to go to central park and hit rocks at…bigger rocks. hey rach, do you have a tennis racquet?",rachel,"oh umm, yknow i lent it to joey and i never actually got it back.",1 +ross,split it?,rachel,rachel! that was a library card!,0 +phoebe,are you all right?,rachel,uhh… i think i just got engaged.,1 +monica,"rach, come see whos out here!",rachel,"oh my god. janice, hi!",1 +joey,"you damn right i am, ive been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.",rachel,"i will replace it, i promise. i feel so terrible.",0 +monica,pleased to meet you. so youre coming to rachels party tonight?,rachel,"it’ll be great for next weekend. i mean, it’ll be grrreat.",0 +charlie,"oh, newcastle disease is a secretion borne virus that only affects chickens and... other poultry.",rachel,"cmon, were great together, why not?",0 +joey,you usually find them on the heaving beasts.,rachel,"now, heres a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. now you tell me shes not a knockout.",0 +chandler,so great things are happening at work and in your personal life!,rachel,"wait, what do you mean you’re getting a new brain?",1 +amy,youre kicking me out?,rachel,you put holes in my babys ears!,1 +monica,marriage. its not for everybody.,rachel,that went well. almost everybody knew that she was a girl.,1 +ross,"oh, come on! rach, its-its not that bad.",rachel,yeah?,0 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,alone?!,rachel,what’s the big deal? i did it at monica and chandler’s!,0 +chandler,"ummmmmmmm, no.",rachel,you told this guy that i was looking for a fling?! you don’t tell the guy that!,1 +phoebe,yay!!,rachel,"oh because it doesn’t…really fit. oh by the way, i-i booked the swing kings.",0 +ross,"so um...thanksgiving. the holiday season is upon us, hm?",rachel,yeah!,1 +monica,"oh, my!",rachel,"anyway, ive decided to offer you the grant.",0 +phoebe,"well, i’ll tell you rachel karen green, i had plans with joey tonight and he left me this note.",rachel,"pheebs, can’t make it, got a date. talk to you later. big daddy. big daddy?",1 +monica,hmm?,rachel,did-did you take these back?,1 +phoebe,"yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dogs ear grow back so...still hoping.",rachel,"ok, so phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?",1 +ross,i take it.,rachel,joey.,1 +jill,it’s yours!,rachel,"yeah well, i’m-i’m a slut.",1 +phoebe,"ohh, you guys, remember that cute client i told you about? i bit him.",rachel,where?!,1 +nurse,i’ll come back for her later.,rachel,right. right. ross. so whats the deal with you guys? i dont want to get in the middle of anything,0 +phoebe,isnt he great?,rachel,hes so cute! and he seems to like you so much.,1 +phoebe,"i know, they’re gonna be so happy together.",rachel,oh. can i have a tissue?,0 +ross,i know. my arm is killing me.,rachel,"no, i meant with the dropper over here.",1 +ross,yes.,rachel,ross do you realise this is the first time in my life i’m doing something i actually care about. this is the first time in my life i’m doing something that i’m actually good at. i mean. if you don’t get that...,1 +chandler,"rach, rach, we gotta settle.",rachel,ross used to stay up every saturday night to watch golden girls!,0 +monica,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"uh, y’know what? i’ll tell you who it hurts! it hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!",rachel,"well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. there are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. ok, i ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.",0 +joey,"well, it comes and goes. i wouldnt trust it.",rachel,"well, we have to do something. we cant have her living next door. oh, that does it too.",0 +monica,"you went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. i went to one where i wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.",rachel,thats your call.,0 +phoebe,to ross.,rachel,joey!,0 +joanna,filing system? oh-oh! you mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? it certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.,rachel,"well, they uh, they-they do more than that.",1 +gavin,im not sure.,rachel,"ross, thank god.",0 +all,"yeah, it is! naked ross!!",rachel,show time!,1 +joey,hey! no! get your france-going-arms away from me.,rachel,huh? so? we have a deal?,0 +ross,"look, it was accident! okay? i-i feel bad that it happened, but i swear, i didn’t even watch it! anyway, here. i thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself.",rachel,"listen, they are really great. if you just got a chance…",0 +monica,"can i ask you just a little question, huh? why tonight?",rachel,"oh, okay, umm, hi kids! um, its me, aunt phoebe. i cant wait to see you. please dont hurt me!",0 +monica,something wrong?,rachel,"oh, god, the last time i babysat them, they did the funniest thing.. frank jr.: i havent slept in four years!",0 +joey,that’s crazy!,rachel,that’s what i told him!,1 +monica,"ohhh! no! this is my friend rachel, we went to high school together.",rachel,hi!,1 +barry,"well, if you want, ill just—ill just break it off with her.",rachel,"no. no-no-no-no, no. i mean, dont do that. not, i mean not for me.",1 +jill,really?!,rachel,it’s gone.,0 +ross,"really?! hey, y’know what? since you have such a great sense of what i need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take phoebe down to that colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.",rachel,"y’know what? i don’t, i don’t think phoebe really wants to come.",1 +phoebe,"okay, i understand why superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the easter bunny’s funeral? ending credits",rachel,oh! yeah!,0 +ross,"i uhm... well, i sang... well actually i rapped... baby got back...",rachel,you what? you sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?,1 +emily,"hello ross? its emily. i know this is out of the blue but uh, im getting married tomorrow. well, maybe i am. i keep thinking about you and im wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. are you thinking about me? of course youre not, but if you are, call me tonight. okay, bye.",rachel,it’s because i’m with you.,0 +phoebe,it worked!,rachel,"pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! every place i can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. i mean, look at this; wanted. female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly. it’s just, there is nothing! the city’s full!",1 +phoebe,go ahead.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,"what? no, thats illegal. im gonna have the labor department down her so fast they wont even...",rachel,"alright, alright. calm down norma rae. they didnt actually say that. im just afraid if i dont come back right now this guys gonna try to squeeze me out.",1 +chandler,"let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? i remember when people used to use big lights.",rachel,hi!,0 +chandler,i’m right here!,rachel,"ugh, they sent me home. they said i can’t work if i’m sick.",0 +phoebe,is something wrong?,rachel,wow.,0 +ross,oh wait-wait-wait! the message is blinking. maybe you didnt erase it.,rachel,yeah!!,0 +phoebe,wow! they’re beautiful!,rachel,ahh…,1 +joshua,"hey, rachel.",rachel,"hey, y’know, y’know what would make me really happy?",0 +ross,"okay, well, that… wow, okay, well, umm…then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.",rachel,this is great. rachels gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and im gonna die alone.,0 +will,then why did it have the word eternity in it?,rachel,"okay monica, did you know about this?!",1 +joey,"well, it’s always nice to meet the fans.",rachel,"what am i gonna do?! what am i gonna do?! i can’t call my office they’ll kill me! i can’t call my clients they’ll kill themselves! great, now my chest hearts.",0 +ross,"all right, i just wanted to check.",rachel,i never knew that either.,0 +molly,dont panic!,rachel,"well, call me!",0 +ross,"if like the four of us could all y’know, hang out together. uh, in fact emily’s coming into town this weekend, why don’t you say we all have dinner? say, sunday night?",rachel,"gunther, can i get another cup of coffee, please? so uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?",0 +ross,"yeah. yeah, it really was. but we…we gotta be careful. we…we can’t let that happen again, y’know?",rachel,"uh, well he’s 33.",0 +phoebe,"umm, when i get married will you be my maid of honor?",rachel,really?!,1 +monica,so-so there is no party.,rachel,"oh, larry.",0 +tag,i cant believe this!,rachel,"oh my god! did you hear that? she said monica! oooh, i cant leave her!",0 +joey,let’s just say i took care of it.,rachel,"whoa-whoa-whoa, let’s say more!",1 +joey,the big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off stevie.,rachel,okay.,0 +joanna,congratulations! you now just crossed the line into completely useless. get out.,rachel,gandolf the wizard. hello! didn’t you read lord of the rings in high school?,0 +ross,you got off the plane.,rachel,i do love you.,1 +dr. long,"that’s fine, for now we’ll just call her baby girl green.",rachel,no.,0 +joey,i don’t know why you just don’t say left.,rachel,"okay, go to the left. the left!",1 +chandler,it’s the theme from good will humping.,rachel,"i wish i could know if you’d heard any of that. i suppose i’ve either just told you i love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. mrs. newman if you’re listening, bugger off this in none of your business. i suppose there’s not much chance you did heard that, and there’s the call waiting so, i should go. oh well. hello.",0 +ross,"oh, no, its great. its great. he is... he is an amazing guy.",rachel,"ah... well, obviously i think so too.",1 +phoebe,"why, so he can get mad at the baby?",rachel,you mean like exclusive friends?,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,"so uh, apparently people are familiar with the europe story?",1 +monica,"oh my god, ice just got in my eye!",rachel,people are trying to sleep in here!,1 +phoebe,hey rach.,rachel,hey rach.,0 +joey,"well, i was due.",rachel,"okay, let’s do it. i’ll move in.",1 +woman,hello!,rachel,"i’ll be right there! okay, ross, please come on! i thought we have moved on! i thought we’ve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! i mean was that just me?",1 +will,right.,rachel,i thought it might be true. and i was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.,0 +phoebe,"i had to bring them! we killed their mother, theyre our responsibility now. you know, they require constant care. you should know that, rachel, youre a mother.",rachel,"these tiny, little non-breasts?! please, it’s gotta be rachel.",0 +ross,anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone elses she like freaks out. watch! watch!,rachel,"ross! come on! thats all right! fine--okay, i have a weird thing about my eye. can we not talk about it please?",1 +ross,hey! there are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! okay? there are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!,rachel,who are these men?,1 +monica,its not richard! okay? its this new guy and hes really good.,rachel,you got the lead in a movie? thats amazing! whats the movie about?!,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,yeah!! i call that london style.,0 +monica,"oh my god, you can’t even see where the titanic hit it.",rachel,"oh! hey rach, listen umm…",0 +ross,"hmmm. oh, no, no, i just thinking about something funny i heard today. umm, mark, mark saying ‘i’ll see you saturday.’",rachel,"yeah, at the lecture, i told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind.",1 +gunther,here you go.,rachel,im not a nice guy.,0 +monica,"well uh, i’m trying to make something for joey. do you mind if i raid your fridge?",rachel,have at it.,1 +phoebe,"all right, id better go too. i have to go talk to my dad.",rachel,"ooh, pheebs, what are you gonna say? are you gonna tell him who you are?",1 +ross,"i uh, went to a bar. and then i just uh, just walked around for a while.",rachel,you walked around all night in the city by yourself?,1 +phoebe,no! i do want to!,rachel,"oh, she does want to.",1 +ross,"ahh, no.",rachel,oh my!!,0 +joey,all right! hey-hey!,rachel,"so uh, im on my way back to the bathroom.",0 +monica,huh. what’s doofus spelled backwards?,rachel,"op, op, car! car!! ugh!!!",1 +monica,howd you pay for them?,rachel,"uh, credit card.",1 +joey,"yeah, well…",rachel,"next time you snore, i’m rolling ya over!",0 +joey,alone?!,rachel,yes! but what is wrong with this dog?!,1 +monica,maybe hes bothering you so much because he likes you. its like in first grade when skippy langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?,rachel,"oh, come on, there’s a rest stop right up there! come on, i really have to goooooooooo.",0 +joey,"beth is really, really sick.",rachel,"hey, want a beer? whoa!!!!",0 +joey,she’s not even cold yet!,rachel,hi…,0 +phoebe,and…,rachel,phoebe’s...,1 +chandler,"okay, okay, you got it!",rachel,"ross, can you pass me the yams?",1 +chandler,"ahh, hotties of the paleontology department, there’s a big selling calendar, eh?",rachel,the nerve huh?,0 +monica,or spin the bottle?,rachel,why?,0 +ross,rach!,rachel,"oh my god! im sorry, im sorry. which ones demi moore?",0 +ross,"hey umm, was-was monica here?",rachel,he told you everything! i mean you totally cracked him!,0 +monica,yes!,rachel,"okay! hello ross, this is dr. mcneeley from the fake accent university, we’d like you to come on board with us full time!",1 +ross,monica’s right. we’re talking about getting married here. okay? she-she can’t just rush into this.,rachel,really? i’ve heard better.,0 +joey,"i mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? i guess i’m going to be hanging out here anyway. i might as well get paid for it, right? i just feel kind of weird serving you guys.",rachel,hi!,0 +ross,wait! wait! wait! yknow what? just stay. please? it uh… it would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.,rachel,"ross, i…",1 +ross,"oh, its all over everything. why? why me?",rachel,because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo?,1 +joey,"well, ive never been through the tunnel myself, cause as i understand it, youre not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. but, it seems to me its pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. it have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! if youre afraid of bugs.....get a bug. right. in this case, you have a fear of commitment, so i say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.",rachel,"amazingly, that makes sense.",1 +ross,hi!,rachel,"well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.",0 +chandler,ahh-hahaha!,rachel,"why do you think, shes having so much fun living with joey?",0 +monica,"oh really? okay, lets compare, shall we.",rachel,"uh, if you guys dont mind, id like to take a moment, just me and him.",0 +ross,"yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am i.",rachel,"alright, ill be right back.",0 +ross,"no no, youre uh, youre my lobster. see um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when theyre old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. in the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . uhh, phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?",rachel,"what? frank jr.: no, i cant.",0 +all,hey!,rachel,really?,0 +monica,"okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. spray lysol in my shoe, and wait for ross to kill you.",rachel,those cute little black ones i wear all the time.,0 +phoebe,"okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend susanne is entering her kid and compared to emma shes a real dog!",rachel,"oh! phoebe, all babies are beautiful!",1 +chandler,"see, maybe that’s the one we should’ve actually hidden.",rachel,i think so.,0 +monica,"gee, i don’t know rach. order up!! i got a yentel soup, a james beans, and a howdy hold the dowdy!",rachel,"oh honey, come on, i’m sorry, i didn’t.... i don’t mind paying my dues, yknow, its just how much am i gonna learn about fashion by walking mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.",1 +phoebe,"or, or, yknow, um, i think we should see other people means ha, ha, i already am.",rachel,and everybody knows this?,1 +ross,"yeah, i uh, totally forgot about that. you mind if i take a rain check? im waiting for a call from emily.",rachel,"sure. i guess. hey, i hear you dont have to go to london. yay!",1 +monica,where ya going?,rachel,"all right, ready?",0 +monica,"no. um, i know you like this, and i want you to have it. i think itll look good in our apartment.",rachel,"yes. she was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. janice is my last chance to have somebody.",0 +monica,hi!,rachel,"oh, hey. come on man, dont look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?",0 +katie,youre so sweet!,rachel,"ohh, youre so sweet!",1 +ross,"perhaps. now i’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?",rachel,why?! what’s happening to the coffee house?! oh!,0 +ross,"now, if you need to stay late, i want to be supportive of that.",rachel,this is great!,0 +chandler,you-you-you don’t wanna give into the fear.,rachel,i thought it was… quite tasty.,0 +ross,"well, i’ll-i’ll be there. i mean i have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…",rachel,"if you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!",0 +man,tag jones.,rachel,"uh-huh, go on.",1 +joey,they didnt fight a lot?,rachel,that’s right. get it out of your system while we’re alone.,0 +monica,mmmmm.,rachel,"whoa, whoa, whoa. what, you dont, uh, you dont believe in evolution?",0 +monica,so you gave in and decided to call someone?,rachel,"heads! no, tails! he-he-heads!",0 +all,"oh, so sorry man! sorry!",rachel,"oh, it is so unfair. its like that time they promoted sandra over me at work.",1 +monica,can you believe it? i finally get to run my own kitchen!,rachel,"ooh, i gotta go. i found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.",0 +woman,i’m amanda.,rachel,"mrs. bing? here, these are my parents umm, judy and jack geller.",0 +joanna,awkward? why should he feel awkward?,rachel,"all right, should we just, should we just get married? y’know? i mean should we just do it? all the signs are telling us to do it.",0 +all,all right. okay. im starving!,rachel,"phoebe, honey, wanna get some breakfast?",1 +ross,what?! what?!,rachel,"oh, look! theres monica and chandler! hey! hey, you guys! hey! ohh!! ohh! ahh-ahhh!!",0 +phoebe,yeah! you’re such a great friend!,rachel,yes.,0 +joshua,oh my god!,rachel,"well, we just decided that rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.",0 +monica,"the days and nights are hard! i get it! okay? look umm, rachel i’m sorry! i have to start getting ready! i’m getting married today!",rachel,i know. at dusk. that’s such a hard time for me.,1 +phoebe,"oh my god! i killed him! i killed another one! and this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.",rachel,well maybe he’s just taking a nap.,1 +phoebe,"well, i didnt get embarrassed running next to miss . but no, okay. no, no, i can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. yeah, okay. youre uptight.",rachel,the paper.,0 +ross,"honey, just relax, its gonna be fine. hey, umm,. why dont i come down there and ill take you out to lunch?",rachel,"oh uh, one of the writers.",0 +tag,"all right then, it’s settled.",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"back then, i thought that i would never, ever get the chance to go out with a chip matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out. and the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. i-i owe her this. i never let her eat.",rachel,you gonna slice them up real nice?,0 +monica,thats insurance fraud.,rachel,"look, it really is gonna be okay. the important thing is that we love each other and that we’re gonna get married.",0 +ross,what do you mean?,rachel,oh my god! have you lost your mind?,0 +joey,no i won’t.,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,yeah!,rachel,fellas,1 +phoebe,get over here!,rachel,"im at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti. all of a sudden, leon, the manager, calls me into his office. it turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.",0 +monica,excuse me?!,rachel,hello? like he was really gonna send you one? she was a big girl.,1 +monica,you painting his toenails?,rachel,"oh, come on!",1 +ross,thanks. what photo album was it?,rachel,"i don’t know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.",1 +phoebe,"it was his sweater, but—oh my god!",rachel,"oh, i so wanted ross to know first, but i’m so relieved you guys know.",1 +monica,"hey, you better hope that were pregnant, because one way or another, were giving a baby back to rachel.",rachel,"so, what? monica, we have the winning ticket! my psychic said i was gonna win, remember?",0 +ross,oww!,rachel,yesssss!!!!! we got a baby boy!!,0 +monica,"rach, heres your mail.",rachel,"thanks, you can just put it on the table.",1 +charlie,"its just that... i dont understand it... i mean, phoebe likes joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?",rachel,"yeah! thats phoebe. thats phoebe. you know, she just wants them all! its like shes a nympho!",1 +ross,"...cant, cant a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriends office anymorrrrre!!",rachel,"oh, please, ross it was so obvious! it was like you were marking your territory. i mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!",1 +monica,did it ever occur to you that i might just be that stupid?,rachel,"ok, monica. i just have to know one thing. did you go with her to bloomingdales? oh! ok, ok, ok, i just really, uh, i just really need to not be with you right now.",1 +danny,what?,rachel,"yeah, okay, ill see you later.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,"ipan stripan, glupi glabi! and that is the swedish national anthem! thank you for asking!",rachel,"alright, i’ll try, fine! yes, okay!",0 +phoebe,no! no! look at that! it’s a line of ants! they’re working as a team!,rachel,"bing! read your computech proposal, a real homerun. ooh. barely got ya that time, get over here. come on. wham! good one. that was a good one. keep at it team.",0 +ross,"why? what, what are you jealous?",rachel,"yes! and not because i want you to go out with me, but because i don’t want you to go out with anybody! okay? i know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but i want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! i’m very sorry, but that is just the way that i feel.",1 +monica,we’re really glad you decided to meet our guy.,rachel,did you find the dress?,0 +monica,which one was pete carney?,rachel,pete the weeper? remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. was it good for you?,1 +ross,look at you! what—you’re-you’re this big executive! you are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. i-i have no doubt you’re gonna be an incredible mother.,rachel,really?,1 +phoebe,such a pig!,rachel,"oh, god, hes such a pig,",1 +monica,"oh god, stop with the plan! so what, so what you saw him with a girl? who cares?! that doesnt mean anything! now look, youre going to go out on a date with danny and youre going to be so charming hes gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.",rachel,you are so dead! im gonna get you.,0 +joey,oh right!,rachel,"hey joey, can i ask you something?",1 +phoebe,oh my god! how bad was it?,rachel,gum!,0 +monica,nooooo. you’re really not going?,rachel,"yeah. it’s just gonna be too hard. y’know? i mean, it’s ross. how can i watch him get married? y’know it’s just, it’s for the best, y’know it is, it’s… y’know, plus, somebody’s got to stay here with phoebe! y’know she’s gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.",1 +chandler,or facing a bitch of a commute.,rachel,"i know, its huge, and its scary, and its... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. and ive already talked to them about our situation with emma, and they said theyll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.",1 +ross,okay!! okay!!,rachel,"so far, it kinda blows. i don’t know, i just thought yknow that he’d feel more like a brother yknow, like you and ross, just like close and connected and....",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,you were gonna propose to me?,1 +ross,did you really hear a bear?,rachel,go-go!,1 +all,"yeah, it is! naked ross!!",rachel,"phoebe, forget it, okay? newark is - is like an hour away. theres no way were gonna make it in time.",0 +joey,"where’d you grow up, it’s so simple!",rachel,"thank you! and now if you’ll excuse me, i have to go to the rest",1 +joey,"no, no, no!",rachel,"no, no, no!",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,all right!! all right. i got stung. stung bad. i couldn’t stand. i-i couldn’t walk.,0 +phoebe,youd already broken up.,rachel,*now* it feels like christmas.,0 +ross,na-huh.,rachel,"okay, we’re not.",0 +phoebe,sounds like you’re a little jealous.,rachel,no! i’m not! i-i-i just think it’s wrong! it’s-it’s that i’m—here i am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at sluts ‘r’ us!,1 +phoebe,i can’t! i can’t! unless… well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if i didn’t buy that lamp?,rachel,"yeah! no! no! no! don’t fall asleep! okay, i am going to make you some coffee. and i probably won’t spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.",0 +phoebe,"rachel karen green, wheres the other earring?!",rachel,"my mom’s gonna be here any minute. i can’t do this, i can’t give him up. yes—no, i can. i don’t want to. but i can. no.",0 +phoebe,"you know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pees flying about.",rachel,"hey! hey, guess what joey has!",0 +joey,"oh, i am going to go for a walk in the rain.",rachel,"ohhh, yeah, me too.",1 +ross,it took two people to break up this relationship!!,rachel,"yeah! you and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!",1 +ross,i cant believe it! hes looking right at us!,rachel,"oh, that is so sick.",1 +chandler,"all right, i’ll pick that one.",rachel,hey joe! i was just watching a movie-e-e…,0 +phoebe,"he says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if i umm, yknow, bring in the next person i know who dies.",rachel,go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go!,0 +monica,"by the way, ross dropped by a box of your stuff.",rachel,"oh, well, i guess i had that one coming. i’m just gonna throw it out, it’s probably just a bunch of shampoo and...",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"phoebe, listen…",0 +chandler,"ooh, not so tight... im sorry, just give me one more chance.",rachel,okay. oh...,1 +joey,"i was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?",rachel,uh-huh,1 +chandler,"eldad, sit down. move over! move over now!",rachel,i—ohh!,1 +ross,"no, i fold.",rachel,"what do you mean, you fold? hey, come on! what is this? i thought that once the cards were dealt, im not a nice guy. i mean, what, were you just full of it?",1 +ross,well that i can believe.,rachel,yay!,1 +ross,"and i’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. hi! i’m rachel green. it’s nice to meet you. come on, you probably have a broken rib!",rachel,why does everyone keep saying that?,0 +joey,"yeah, there’s this superintendent’s dance, the super ball. i don’t know, and he wants to impress marge, this lady super that he’s a crush on.",rachel,"oh, this is, this is unbelievable. i mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my buddy?",0 +chandler,"ooh. uh, i dont know how to tell you this, but shes in monicas bedroom, getting it on with max, that scientist geek. ooh, look at that, i did know how to tell you.",rachel,"vrrbddy, the bll is drrbing.",1 +ross,"i mean i…i know i wanted to. i just, i just wasn’t sure if you wanted to.",rachel,great! i’m across the street having sex with her right now. your story sucks!,0 +phoebe,"i have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, ill catch up.",rachel,isnt rachel supposed to be back by now?,0 +chandler,ladies? rosss speech is in 45 minutes.,rachel,nooo!,1 +phoebe,"i dunno, let’s see! so, okay, i dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. and, um, so okay, i went to a night club, and i saw him making out with a girl.",rachel,mike crap bag?,0 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,hi...,1 +joey,thanks.,rachel,now look what you did!!,0 +chandler,so what was it for anyway?,rachel,"phoebe, he’s gotta be in the room for that to work.",0 +joey,"hey, don’t start judging me! huh? you’re the one who’s in love with her assistant! huh? and you, you’re the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!",rachel,yes? yes?! how can i help you?,0 +frank,yeah.,rachel,"yeah. so frank, three babies. whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?",1 +ross,to london! come to london. please? it’ll mean so much to me.,rachel,"oh-oh, yeah-yeah, i bet all the sex makes it easier!",0 +tag,okay.,rachel,"even though you do do a good bob impression, im thinkin when she sees you tomorow, shes probably gonna realize, hey, youre not bob.",0 +chandler,"yes, we were just…",rachel,"hi, i’m sorry i’m late but i am ready, ready to talk you up! when does liz’s father get here?",1 +ross,"listen, i’m ah, i’m sorry i’ve been so crazy and jealous and, it’s just that i like you a lot, so...",rachel,"well, i wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.",0 +joey,"right... ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.",rachel,"okay. . hello drake, im surprised to see you here.",1 +ross,even if we want it really bad.,rachel,thats what we decided.,1 +phoebe,"no. this whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. you know, i dont know, when i sang su-su-suicide, i got a dollar seventy-five. but then, smelly cat, i got 25 cents and a condom. so you know, now i just feel really bad for smelly cat.",rachel,"oh god, here we go!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, i think it was better when you guys were sad. hey, uh, remember the roller blades?",rachel,you know what else i’m not gonna miss? i’m monica. i wash the toilet 17 times a day. even if people are on it!,1 +chandler,i’ll be in there.,rachel,"actually, no. no, it felt right. you know, it felt like uhm... i cant believe we havent been doing this the whole time.",0 +joey,"yeah, okay.",rachel,do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?,0 +ross,"probably. but you know, ill tell you something. passion is way overrated.",rachel,"okay, what the hell, what the hell. you want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?",0 +monica,two in a row! you’ve got to use your tongues now!,rachel,shall i carve?,0 +phoebe,neither.,rachel,"well, then, maybe its time we all moved on.",0 +ross,"you know, theres nothing wrong with speaking correctly.",rachel,indeed there isnt... i should really get back to work.,1 +ross,"oh, yeah, yeah that�s michelle.",rachel,who?,1 +phoebe,"fine! you go learn from your qualified instructor! but dont come crying to me when everyones sick and tired of hearing you play bad, bad leroy brown!!",rachel,no. sorry man.,0 +joey,what is this? fruit?,rachel,"oh, well hes yummy. we did a little kissin.",0 +mike,yeah.,rachel,what are you talking about?!,0 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at flimby’s.",rachel,what’s flimby’s?,1 +chandler,and then he did.,rachel,"oh mon, i laughed so hard…",0 +ross,you can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! what the hell were you thinking?!!,rachel,that’s that weird voice again.,0 +phoebe,oh,rachel,yeah!! lets do that!,0 +phoebe,and that�s judy over there at the bar with emma?,rachel,...little playthings with yarn?,0 +monica,if you want.,rachel,shes still with you?,1 +ross,ok... now... now were just holding hands!,rachel,"all right! well, uh... were gonna hit the beach?",1 +chandler,"well, like father, like son.",rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,no you don’t!,rachel,no you don’t.,1 +ross,hi!,rachel,"oh yeah, lets do that!",0 +phoebe,ja!,rachel,you know i...,1 +joey,"emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?",rachel,"hi, is rachel there?",0 +mark,"i’ve kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. but since you were with ross, i-i didn’t do anything about it. but, now that you’re not, i’d really like to ask you out sometime. so-so that’s-that’s what i’m doing, now.",rachel,wow! umm....,1 +tag,"well kinda old, like 30.",rachel,oh.,1 +monica,or incredibly offensive.,rachel,"oh yeah, sure, that too.",1 +joey,"what? why not? rach, who can you not get?",rachel,me too!,0 +mrs. green,"look at that face! just like when you were in high school! if i didn’t know better i’d say you were a cheerleader in trouble. come on, let’s get some tea.",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,"where do you think, zelda?",rachel,you found my book?!,1 +joey,"okay, so will you meet with her?",rachel,"uh-huh, yeah that’s too bad. i really want to go to his concert friday night, but it’s totally sold out. i know! why don’t you meet him and get tickets?! if you get two i’ll take you.",0 +phoebe,"relax, it’s not like we’re forking.",rachel,hey! you made it!,0 +phoebe,oh my god! he did it?,rachel,well…did you know he was gonna ask me?,1 +ross,even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn’t get messed up?,rachel,demi moore is not a he.,0 +phoebe,no. but thanks.,rachel,hi!,1 +chandler,"well, if youre gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.",rachel,what?,0 +monica,no.,rachel,"i want to, but i just want you to tell me that marriage isnt really that big a deal. you know that i wont, i wont be missing out on anything. that marriage stinks!",0 +monica,yo- hooo!,rachel,where the hellve you been?,1 +joey,i dont know.,rachel,is he romantic with her?,1 +joey,"well, i know whats the matter with me.",rachel,"oh, umm, all right.",0 +ben,what’s a virgin?,rachel,ooooohhhh.,0 +ross,what’s the matter? you okay?,rachel,"yeah, it’s just y’know…",1 +parker,"classic ross. rachel, rachel, oh how you glow. may i?",rachel,"i, uh, think you already are.",1 +phoebe,wow!,rachel,what?,1 +ross,even if we want it really bad.,rachel,wow! you look... ... stop-eating hot! which is like the highest level of hotness!,0 +gunther,"so umm, are we cool?",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"come on, shell be here any minute.",rachel,"he said he liked that!! oh you’re right, you’re right. i’m sorry.",0 +ross,"aww, come on.",rachel,that’s it. ow!!!,1 +joey,well that’s like summer in a bowl.,rachel,"so you know, i…i handed in that marketing report and i never got to hear what you thought.",1 +joanna,"the only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn’t tell him not to call me, did you?",rachel,no. i...,1 +policeman,nope.,rachel,maybe it’s uh sergeant sagittarius coming back to flirt some more!,0 +all,all right. okay. im starving!,rachel,and the sex?,0 +ross,what?,rachel,"well, every, every thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘geller bowl.’",0 +chandler,"okay. its not different at all, is it?",rachel,not unless different means the same.,1 +joshua,"well, what was supposed to happen?",rachel,awwww!,0 +joey,done!,rachel,let me finish.,1 +ross,"naa. a while ago i got a sah out of him, which i thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, cause i, i gotta take this off.",rachel,"ok, im sorry, im just not very good with babies. i mean i havent been around them, i mean, you know, since i was one.",1 +phoebe,and maybe i could teach ben about the christmas skull and how people die.,rachel,you may need to use this year to teach ben about phoebe.,1 +ross,"i think its the sugar, could you hold the apple?",rachel,"i dont know. i mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you dont have a thing for joey, maybe you have a thing for drake.",0 +joey,what a tool!,rachel,you dont want to work for a guy like that.,1 +phoebe,because it’s arabian princess day at work! okay?! leave me alone!,rachel,oh! my hero! what happened?,1 +ross,"oh, im sorry. please apologise to sandy and the snufflebumps for me.",rachel,"you know, he was just doing his job...",1 +joey,"no, no, emma has one hugsy, the new hugsy, huh? the other hugsy, i dont know, i guess ill just take it back.",rachel,how do you think i got him in the first place?,0 +phoebe,"oh, im not gonna do this, okay? im not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.",rachel,ooh... i love barbados!,1 +phoebe,you guys! you guys! you dont have to fight over her anymore. whoever doesnt get gladys gets glynnis.,rachel,"no joey, i think hes just watchin tv.",0 +ross,you-you just said that you did!,rachel,"i know, i lied! i didn’t want her to think i was a terrible mother! i can’t even see my own baby!",1 +ross,"no, no, i dont wanna put it off, i just, god i just, i spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now im actually happy. you know, i mean, really happy. i just, i just dont wanna, i dont wanna mess it up, ya know.",rachel,"maybe it, maybe it doesnt have to be this tough. i mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. i mean, women really like that.",1 +chandler,"can you believe it? i mean, dont i seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? you know, i just always pictured myself doing something...something.",rachel,"yeah, i think were ready for our first course. ok, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... ... with just a touch of mints... and... ... ginger.",0 +joey,this body?,rachel,all right then.,0 +joey,you wanna know wh...? you wanna know why?,rachel,"well, this is going well.",1 +ross,hello?,rachel,"hey gunther, don’t let that guy in here anymore! he just said phoebe’s a porn star!",0 +monica,"ooh...hey honey, are you all right?",rachel,oh...,1 +charlie,"god, rachel, what ross just said that is just so..",rachel,"oh, thats okay, girls tend not to like me.",1 +phoebe,"ugh, it’s so exhausting waiting for death. ohh, by the way, do you think you could—",rachel,"pheebs, what-what are you doing?",1 +phoebe,please...,rachel,leave...,1 +ross,but having a dove place the ring on your finger would’ve been no problem?,rachel,"rachel, how did this happen?",0 +ross,"wow! this is so amazing. i uh, i really thought i’d have to talk you into this more.",rachel,"okay, see now i’m scared because i don’t actually think you’re kidding.",1 +monica,"we’re not doing anything. we’re just sitting around talking, quietly.",rachel,we’ll try to keep it down.,1 +joey,"oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. did you see it? it was gross!",rachel,"no! all right?! i did not see the bird! i did not see the fish! i did not see the piece of styrofoam that was shaped like mike tyson! i did not, because i was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! which obviously is an impossible thing to do!",1 +joey,all that stuff you just said? i want that!,rachel,"but joey you don’t have $20,000!",1 +monica,"all right boys, last chance for the tickets!",rachel,"or i’ll give them to my new boyfriend, joshua.",1 +ross,"hi... there she is. hi emma. oh my god, i missed you. oh emma, i missed you so much. hey... did you have a good time with grandma green? huh? did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle?",rachel,"that was one time, ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.",1 +ross,me too. come here.,rachel,"rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. a joshua bergen.",0 +ross,"i would, but i bruise like a peach. besides, y�you know, everything is gonna be fine. the baby�s sleeping.",rachel,thank god!,0 +ross,is that mark?,rachel,"umm, honey, look he just came over to....",1 +monica,i know!,rachel,"come on, give me something. whats his name?",0 +ross,"yeah, yeah, oh!",rachel,"oh! oh, im so happy.",1 +chandler,boy did we make friends with the wrong sister!,rachel,"hey, rach, youre leaving tomorrow, shouldnt you be packing?",0 +monica,oh i love taking limos when nobody died!,rachel,"well obviously i won’t be able to come, for those of you who haven’t checked their calendars today is my due date. well y’know, i just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great you’ve been during this time. i really couldn’t have done it without you. and i have loved these last nine months! and even though i am so looking forward to the next part, i am really gonna miss being pregnant.",1 +ross,"well, for one thing, she keeps calling her ella!",rachel,"ok. we can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.",0 +joey,"nothing major, its just that, you know, theyre not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.",rachel,"joey, youre so sweet.",1 +joanna,done!,rachel,somewhere maybe along the equator?,0 +ross,"rach, i think you’re reading a little too much into it.",rachel,"dear rach, you’re a great person. sorry about your tiney-wienie.",1 +monica,"rach, come see whos out here!",rachel,"oh this, well i’m glad you asked. now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? ahh! now, i know what you’re thinking…",0 +ross,"yeah! i don’t know. i mean, last year elizabeth now-now this kid. what-what-what-what is it?! am i giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?",rachel,no! i’m up for a soapie!,0 +joshua,"so, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?",rachel,"yeah, i dont know why, im sorry, i guess i just didnt want to lose face.",0 +the teacher,"how would you characterize the theme of this book, uh lets see here , rachel green?",rachel,"okay, okay. but this is her last chance.",0 +chandler,"all right! fine! im going. but when i get back its chair sitting, and im the guy whos....sitting in a chair!",rachel,"huh, i took a shot there.",0 +dr. green,i just called a friend of mine.,rachel,"hey rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.",0 +monica,"you can, i know you can!",rachel,i dont think so.,1 +joey,"yeah. and speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous rock formation.",rachel,oh man! if i had known i was coming to this party i never would have gotten married!,0 +phoebe,"oh, i wanna see! lemme see! lemme see!",rachel,"you gotta do it, man.",0 +ross,"ohh, its joey! i love joey!",rachel,"ohh, i love joey! joey lives with a duck!",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,last night.,0 +phoebe,oh my god!—eh! well…,rachel,"oh, this is my friend roger.",0 +joanna,what?! what would make you think that?,rachel,"well of those things that you said in the interview, i mean if you believe any of them, i must not be a very good assistant. y’know what? i am just gonna pack up my desk, and i will be gone by the end of the day! well, i guess there’s no use to me sticking around ‘til the end of the day!",1 +phoebe,"i don’t know, it would totally depend on her coloring and… you got the job!!",rachel,no! phoebe!,0 +monica,"maybe a hello kitty doll, the ability to walk...",rachel,"okay ah, please don’t freak out. umm, but ah, there’s a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and there’s no way to know which one.",0 +ticket agent,there’s one leaving in thirty minutes.,rachel,"happy chanukah, monica! may your christmas be snowy, joey! happy new year, chandler and ross. spin the draddle, rachel!",0 +mike,yeah.,rachel,"then, again at 9:00?",1 +ross,"yeah. anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.",rachel,"oh yeah, sure.",1 +chandler,f-hah.... flennin....,rachel,here you go!,0 +monica,"is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? i mean, shes doing it because she wants to be more like you.",rachel,"well that, that sounds good.",0 +monica,if-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.,rachel,"it was really fun, i mean ive never talked on a car phone before.",0 +chandler,y-y-yeeesss! make groom for chandler.,rachel,oh my...,1 +monica,rach? what are you doing?,rachel,"oh boy, i just cant watch. its too scary!",1 +chandler,because it’s flattering! come on monica! come on monica!,rachel,"hey, this girl wont turn around and i cant tell whether shes hot or not, what do you think?",0 +ross,so how long are you in town?,rachel,i swear i didn’t. hey! is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?,0 +phoebe,"ooh, what a great table! where-where did you get it?",rachel,guess!,1 +joey,sure. coffee? ‘cause i’m going up there.,rachel,no.,1 +monica,"oh, we have some…",rachel,okay and he hasn’t proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.,0 +monica,bye-bye!,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,"all right, so lets switch.",rachel,"no, i have all of the good words. ok, fine, fine, we can switch.",1 +phoebe,"okay, london 1…",rachel,"oh my god this doesn’t count! okay? the interview was over, that was the real chandler bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! call security! there’s a crazy guy out in the hall!",0 +monica,what?,rachel,"no, no don’t get mad because look—this is what happened. so i-i started packing, then i realized, what am i doing? i am lousy at packing! right? but you love packing! so, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!",1 +phoebe,shhh! stop it! stop it rachel! you can’t do this here!,rachel,"gunther have you uh, have you seen chandler?",0 +ross,forget it. i-i—y’know what? i’ll just have the,rachel,"i think, if it was a little colder in here i could see your nipples",1 +phoebe,"i know, i just want to bite his bottom lip. but i wont.",rachel,"yeah, im fine. im trppd in an atm vstbl wth jll gdcr.",0 +chandler,"well, we don’t want that.",rachel,remember all that stuff i taught you yesterday?,0 +joey,"no! no-no-no-no-no-no! hey! hey, well be fine! li... hey, like you said: no big deal!",rachel,if phoebe were my maid of honor…,0 +ross,there’s the one!,rachel,"yeah, but i love you more. besides y’know, nothing goes with bing. so i’m screwed. i mean… oh, hi emma. yeah, that’s you. you’re our little em. oh what’s that honey? what? oh, you want a little cousin? you want a cousin right now?!",0 +joshua,"oh, no thanks.",rachel,"no? y’know, i can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.",1 +chandler,"that’s sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption lady.",rachel,"that’s right. you’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the plaza or, where are you gonna do it?",0 +ross,mm.,rachel,"oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, ‘cause i’m pregnant.",0 +tag,"it’s just not really who i am. yknow, i’ve always been happier when…why am i telling you this? you don’t care about this stuff.",rachel,"oh no, yes i do! i do! i mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying i am happier when uh, y’know?",1 +chandler,great! this babyd better to be really good.,rachel,"oh, uhm, excuse me, im here to see my father. my name is rachel green.",1 +joey,"hey, pheebs!",rachel,hey.,0 +ross,hi! it’s me.,rachel,twins actually run in my family.,0 +ross,"it’s a good thing i didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding. okay, good night",rachel,would you relax? i know what i am doing. this is how he wears it.,0 +mrs green,no.,rachel,you want me to talk you out of it?,1 +monica,what for?,rachel,you guys.,0 +monica,"oh, i-i don’t know.",rachel,"monica, what should i do?",1 +monica,"god, look what i found in the drain.",rachel,"rachel says sharings great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. do you wanna?",0 +tag,wait-wait a minute; that doesnt make any sense.,rachel,yeah.,0 +joey,take the bra off.,rachel,"oh great! wow! yeah, it’s comfortable.",0 +phoebe,"well hey, it’s just a backup.",rachel,yeah.,1 +mrs green,"oh my god, theres an unattractive nude man playing the cello.",rachel,"yeah, well just be glad hes not playing a smaller instrument.",1 +joey,"okay look rach, i know this is a lot. you don’t have to say anything. you-you uh, you take as much time as you need. okay, you gotta say something!",rachel,i’m a commodities broker.,0 +ross,"don’t yell at me okay, this is the most i’ve seen you all week.",rachel,"look, i cannot do this right now, okay, i’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, i’ll talk to you later.",1 +barry,sorry about that. so. what have you been up to?,rachel,"oh, not much. i-i got a job.",1 +phoebe,"i didnt even think about that! aaargh, sexual politics!!",rachel,"whos richard burke? doc, doctor burke? you have a date with doctor burke? why, why, why should that bother me? i, i love that man, hes like a uh, brother to dad.",0 +monica,"no, look, shes obviously unstable, okay? i mean shes thinking about running out on her wedding day. okay, fine! but i mean, look at the position shes putting him in! whats he gonna do? ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! i mean, who would do that?! okay, fine, all right, but thats yknow, its different! although it did involve a lot of the same people.",rachel,ugh!,1 +joey,"uh, hey, rach let me ask you something. uh, i was just over there talking to monica and chandler, boy they are really tight.",rachel,i know.,1 +monica,thank you.,rachel,and i also wanted you guys to know that i am telling the father today. what? what? what?,1 +phoebe,oh!,rachel,"it just might be too hard, given the history and all that…",1 +joey,what? you weren’t in it.,rachel,oh!,1 +joey,"hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna be alone. okay? i promise that’s not gonna happen.",rachel,joey. honey what would i do without you?,1 +ross,youre bleeding.,rachel,"oh, shes got gorgeous hair.",0 +ross,"the armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! okay ben, it’s time to light the hanukkah candles!",rachel,awesome!,0 +ross,"believe me, if i did see with someone, there’s no way i... phoebe : who did you see him with?",rachel,hey!,0 +customer,"hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?",rachel,"wha-im having, im having a boy! huh, am i having a boy?",0 +chandler,what is the matter with you?,rachel,"well, they’re just gonna have to wait aren’t they? i’ve only got two hands!!",0 +melissa,are you?!,rachel,no.,1 +ross,"y’know what? the doctor will be in soon, why don’t we not speak until then.",rachel,"okay. seriously, breathe louder ross! that’s great!",1 +phoebe,"uh, here. what time?",rachel,"oh my god, wheres my purse? no, you know what? i can replace everything in there. get that binder, and lets go!",0 +ross,"hey, it’s my list.",rachel,no kind. he just makes it up.,0 +monica,"hi, dad. no, no, its me. li-listen, dad, i cant talk right now, um, but theres something, um... theres something that ive been meaning to tell you...",rachel,would you excuse me for a second?,1 +chandler,okay. now all we’ve got to do is get rid of this chair.,rachel,"no, no. she’s way to emotional. and by emotional i mean crazy.",0 +phoebe,all right. good luck.,rachel,no!,0 +tag,like what?,rachel,"y’know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? tag! i’m serious! this isn’t funny! those contracts absolutely had to go out today!",1 +joey,well what am i supposed to do?,rachel,you’re supposed to realize that they are adults! and that they can make their own decisions.,1 +ross,four percent. okay. i tip more than that when there’s a bug in my food.,rachel,"yeah, we’ll see!",0 +phoebe,"pretty big? it’s huge! god, this guy doesn’t have a clue! he’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘i had sex with rachel green. i rock!’ then bam! he’s a father and everything’s different.",rachel,"well it’s only different if he wants it to be. i mean, i’m not gonna ask him for anything.",1 +ross,"but work comes first! oh hey, but that’s sad about you though, what happened? burn out? burn all out, did ya?",rachel,i am so sorry i spilled wine all over your shirt.,0 +monica,oh my.,rachel,monicas gonna marry a millionaire!!!,1 +phoebe,"sure. yeah, he’s kinda sexy.",rachel,"oh no, no, i’ll be there too.",1 +ross,lets not talk about losing. just deal the...,rachel,"i uh, i just got back from uh, from julies.",0 +joey,they know you know.,rachel,"ugh, i knew it! oh i cannot believe those two!",1 +joey,come on rach! no one saw me take it! there was a whole table full of ‘em.,rachel,okay bye.,0 +monica,"look, i know that youre in a place right now where you really need to hate julies guts, but she didnt do anything wrong. i mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. i really think that if you gave her a chance, youd like her. would you just give that a chance, for me?",rachel,"id do anything for you, you know that.",1 +ross,sweetie that’s it.,rachel,"that’s it? well i saw that! ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.",1 +joey,hello!,rachel,"i cant belive it, im gonna be an aunt. im gonna have like a nephew.",0 +ross,oh no!,rachel,"oh, make it stop!",1 +phoebe,"oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.",rachel,no! so i can be by myself. yknow? have a little alone time.,1 +joey,"uh rach, if you’re gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.",rachel,it’s the same story.,1 +joey,"no-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. my youngest sister, dina, she’s really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, y’know, to give her some advice.",rachel,"oh hey rach, listen—hi!",0 +chandler,"oh hey rachel, sweetheart? you have got to tell the post office that you have moved. okay? we are still getting all your bills and stuff.",rachel,"oh-oh, pottery barn! you can throw the rest away.",1 +joey,...im his,rachel,ok.,0 +joey,not anymore.,rachel,"i prefer not to answer that right now, i’m still carrying a little holiday weight.",0 +ross,mm-hmm..,rachel,a lot.,1 +ross,i love when you talk dirty to me.,rachel,"oh, i know it. you’re right. that’s not sexy. oh…oh! whoops! oh, i seem to have dropped my fork. let me just bed over and get it. oh god!",1 +ross,yeah?,rachel,give her some money.,1 +joey,"yeah, what are ya gonna do?",rachel,"joey, you can’t let him get away with that. ya know what, i’m not going to let him get away with that. i’m going to say something to him—no, i really shouldn’t say anything—no, i should say something to him. gunther, i want you to give joey his job back. that is really not fair that you have to fire him…",1 +joey,"oh, i know how you feel...",rachel,really?,1 +gavin,"you dont mind? well, what do you know, it fits!",rachel,"no. but it’s okay, i’ll just put out pickles or something.",0 +ross,you got off the plane.,rachel,morning. we ready to go?,0 +ross,hey rachel.,rachel,is joey tribbiani here?,1 +joey,sorry!,rachel,well this is romantic!,1 +ross,i wanna say its not looking good.,rachel,oh great!,0 +phoebe,great.,rachel,step away from the duck.,0 +phoebe,"hi! its me. and soup. hey, i just saw josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.",rachel,"yeah. and look, i just want you to know that with rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? and even if they werent, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...",0 +joey,"yeah, maybe it’s like yknow, that jock thing. yknow how football players pat each other after touchdowns.",rachel,"sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and i’m afraid even more sweating.",0 +ross,"really?! i mean, really?!!",rachel,"oh-no-no-no! don’t! don’t! see-see, you’re getting me confused, i’m starting to urn.",0 +joey,who do you think its from?,rachel,"oh, god. this is bad. this is so bad.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,no.,0 +monica,i just thought it would be nice if i could have just this one night!,rachel,not to me.,0 +joey,greens? i’m a tribbiani! and tribbianis quit!,rachel,"oh my god, wait did i—i just said greens don’t quit didn’t i? did i just say greens don’t quit?!",1 +monica,the oven is on.,rachel,"oh, i gotta get my ticket!",1 +monica,"hello? hello? oh! rachel, its paolo calling from rome.",rachel,"oh my god! calling from rome! bon giorno, caro mio.",1 +phoebe,"look everyone, it’s the spirit of thanksgiving!",rachel,so are things with you and joey any better?,1 +phoebe,chandler and monica!!!!,rachel,oh my god!!!,1 +tag,what did joey say? i like you back?,rachel,not bad.,0 +monica,okay. i-i cant watch.,rachel,what cha readin?,1 +melissa,"…anyway, his name is allan and we’ve been going out for three years. he was my first client when i became a party planner. he was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. oh well. and he was theta beta pi at syracuse.",rachel,"oh. oh, that’s great!",1 +guy,who the hell are you?,rachel,"yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.",0 +ross,"i mean, i, i-i admit i-i wasn’t quite there. y’know, i mean the thought of you and that-that josh guy…",rachel,joshua.,1 +ross,"oh, no, no, no, it’s-it’s not the lecture ah, i mind, umm....",rachel,"oh, please tell me it’s not because i’m going with mark.",1 +ross,"y’know what? y’know what? rachel, just-just drop it.",rachel,"look, we’ve been together. okay? and then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. it’s just if-if we got together again and it didn’t work out…i could never do that to emma. i mean she-she thinking everything— oh that’s…now me. what do they put something in the water in this place? since rachel and i we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now.",0 +luisa,"ah, its not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. but you? what a bitch!",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,"oh please, can’t i come to your special, magical cabin?",rachel,why would you even want to come ross? you’re a horrible skier.,1 +caitlin,"oh, is there a problem?",rachel,you are useless! freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! the one thing! and you cant even do that right! god!,0 +phoebe,"okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend susanne is entering her kid and compared to emma shes a real dog!",rachel,"i know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow!",0 +phoebe,oh. hey!,rachel,well look who’s here!,1 +woman,it’s actually a bassinet.,rachel,"okay mommy, don’t ever leave me.",1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"hi, hows it goin?",0 +chandler,"ooh-hoo. very hot, very sexy. but ah, yknow she’s too international, yknow she’s never gonna be around.",rachel,"yeah, yeah. you can do it to.",0 +phoebe,"here, look, alright, does this help?",rachel,"noooo... look, all i know is that i cannot wait a week until i see him. i mean, this is just too big. yknow, i just, ive just gotta talk to him. i... i gotta... ok, ill see you later.",1 +ross,"yeah well, if ah, if that’s the rule this weekend... no!",rachel,"oh well, where is he?!",0 +ross,"oh, you’re nice to her.",rachel,"okay, how much?",0 +woman,"so, how did you propose?",rachel,oh yeah. that’s a great story.,1 +ross,"you mean, we—you and me?",rachel,"oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! we, you with someone and me with someone.",1 +phoebe,"look kibbles, bits. oh god, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of",rachel,wow! its really red! you should go see my eye doctor.,0 +phoebe,"okay, i guess. i mean… i don’t know, it’s just, i guess i know it’s going to be over soon.",rachel,just kidding. ahh!,0 +monica,what?,rachel,could tonight be the night?,1 +ross,at least tell me where you hid it.,rachel,"i was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?",0 +ross,you and your ice.,rachel,ugh! get out! get out! go! come on! no! not in there! he’s in there!,1 +phoebe,"hi! oh yeah, uh-huh, its me. i saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. you lied so you could run by yourself.",rachel,say that to him and youre golden.,0 +ross,"you know, if it�s meant to be, i�ll guess it. bye, bye.",rachel,i am gonna see her again.,0 +phoebe,"besides, it might be kinda fun to form the new a-team.",rachel,"hand me those tomatoes, i’m gonna show you what it should taste like! come on, hand me them.",0 +monica,i don’t see him. hey! maybe he’s in the sugar bowl! joey? nope!,rachel,"well, at least you make each other laugh.",1 +ross,that would be nice.,rachel,yeah? what does she think of your little science project?,0 +ross,mmmm.,rachel,you do?,1 +ronni,thanks.,rachel,i do not hate ross!,0 +nurse,"hey, she just woke up! she’s hungry. why don’t we give this another try?",rachel,i thought i had to make the jokes!,0 +ross,"come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!",rachel,oh.,1 +monica,now?,rachel,no-no it’s not! i don’t want to lose you! it’s-it’s like i was saying to ursula when i was making love to her and i thought she was you—yeah it is too weird.,0 +ross,you’re good. these are not.,rachel,i’m so not impressed. everybody snacks when they shop.,1 +ross,"oh, no-no-no don’t you worry about me falling asleep. i still have your letter!!!",rachel,pheebs?,0 +ross,i’m getting that baby out of you!,rachel,oh god!,1 +ross,you too! what are the odds?,rachel,ooh!,1 +joey,"okay, ross, i realise that you didnt expect to walk in and see that, but.. let me explain, okay?",rachel,"oh my god, thats charlie!",0 +ross,it is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.,rachel,"ohh, wait a minute, we haven’t pre…",1 +chandler,y’know what? forget it! we are just hungry! we have not had lunch! we are just light-headed! so let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.,rachel,"okay, while we’re waiting for these pills to kick in, i’m gonna sit you down on the couch. come on. get some nice soft pillows under your head, i’m gonna turn the tv on and you can watch whatever you want. and i’m—sit down——gonna make you some tea. and then, i’m gonna rub your feet.",0 +ronni,"oh, like, uh, five minutes?",rachel,much sense?!,0 +dr. green,stay calm?!! how do you expect me to stay calm?! this is unacceptable rachel! and i wanna know why?!! is it because that punk ross won’t marry you?! that’s it! is that it?!,rachel,"hey, pheebs! check-check this out.",0 +chandler,"oh, well thank you in advance.",rachel,"op, but the twelfth brings a lover’s spat.",1 +monica,are you really gonna do this?,rachel,yeah. i’m gonna have a baby. i’m gonna have a baby. i’m gonna have a baby!,1 +ross,"oh, okay, y’know what this is? this is a difference of opinion. and when that happens in a marriage...",rachel,"ive been thinking. yknow, about how im always seeing girls on top of girls...",0 +monica,youre kidding! where? where?,rachel,: saks... fifth... avenue.,1 +ross,"i thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.",rachel,"well, i just lost a job, and id like to raise the bet five bucks. does anybody have a problem with that?",1 +joshua,"hey, rachel.",rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,then why did she ask us to…,rachel,i don’t know.,0 +chandler,no-no-no-no! that was the joke!,rachel,you did the right thing.,0 +ross,wow! it looks like we got a lot of good stuff.,rachel,oh.,0 +phoebe,"oh well, all right, i got thank you, i got uh, this y’know i want a job sweater.",rachel,"no, no, i knew . monica : okay, well, stop staring at them.",0 +ross,at least tell me where you hid it.,rachel,can i ask you a question?,1 +phoebe,can you?,rachel,how about uhm... how about buffay-hannigan?,0 +phoebe,"hmm, how about my azzz?",rachel,"oh, thats what she meant! you know, if theyre gonna shorten it, they should call it the muse! you know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!",0 +joey,"you said i had to give you the chair, you didnt say anything about the cushions.",rachel,"but im sorry. theres nothing i can do... ah, its not true, there is... nothing i want to do.",0 +ross,"i am good. okay! okay! uh, i got the pillow! i got the bag! you got the keys?",rachel,no! that was a lie! see how easy that was?,0 +ross,hey.,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,i have a bone to pick with you.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,"oh good, you scared me for a minute.",rachel,"bonjour, monsieur.",0 +ross,right.,rachel,"i mean i got news for you mister, emma? not easy.",1 +phoebe,you ok?,rachel,...medium...hmm...any cookies left?,1 +phoebe,"really? so this is... this is my big send off in the married life? rachel this is the only bachelorette party im ever gonna have! ive got a big wad of ones in my purse! really? i mean, really? its just tea?",rachel,oh my god!,0 +joey,and what did she say?,rachel,marriage. its not for everybody.,0 +ross,"hey, joey.",rachel,hey.,1 +ross,"uh, hello!",rachel,hi-e!!,1 +monica,"uh-oh, what’s the matter?",rachel,"ohh, it’s joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. but, i already told mr. waltham that i would take his niece to this dumb old opera. so… what are you gonna do?",1 +joey,me too. i mean i…haven’t thought at all about how i put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.,rachel,my gynecologist tried to kill me.,1 +ross,"hello, baby. hello, hello.",rachel,i loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.,1 +phoebe,yay!!,rachel,let’s do it! ross?,1 +paul,a surfer.,rachel,"yeah, check out the ring.",0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,well that’s a full cup!,0 +joey,ooh...,rachel,still nervous?,1 +joey,yeah right.,rachel,"no, he told me. he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.",1 +sandy,thats great! im sorry. its just... such an emotional thing when youre welcomed into a new family...,rachel,"yeah! i mean, i dont know. i was just , i was looking,",0 +monica,"hey, rache. you know what we havent played in a while?",rachel,check this out. can i have this?,0 +chandler,you guys ready fore the movies?,rachel,oh.,0 +joey,hey! it’s my fashion girls! what’s wrong?,rachel,"honey, why don’t you sit down? dina has something that she wants to tell you.",1 +steve,"eh, its just as well. doesnt work anyway.",rachel,"yes you did, gleba is a word!",0 +monica,"rachel would be phoebe’s, i would be rachel’s, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.",rachel,yeah that’s actually a pretty good idea.,1 +joanna,did he call?,rachel,no. sorry.,1 +ross,what? what? was that a joke? cause its mean.,rachel,"hi, um, i’m err, i’m ross geller, and err ah... ..that’s, that’s my boy in there, and uh, this is carol willick, and this... is susan bunch. susan is um carol’s, just, com... ..who’s next?",0 +charlie,"you know, by the way. i heard you tell her not to do anything. thanks for sticking up for me. you are such a nice person.",rachel,so thats it? its over? just like that?,0 +ross,hey mon!,rachel,hey mon!,1 +phoebe,are you okay?,rachel,i need some milk.,1 +ross,oh no!,rachel,"yeah, me too.",0 +phoebe,why not?,rachel,"you are so precious, i could just take you home.",0 +phoebe,then why are you answering? do you at least know what route we’re on?,rachel,"yeah, we are definitely on route 27.",1 +ross,"oh, i’m sure.",rachel,here come some more...,0 +phoebe,"wow! i’m-i’m so happy for you guys. this is so-so, not stupid.",rachel,"ross-ross, you have no idea what this means to me! i mean, i mean i was gonna be homeless. you just saved me! you’re my hero!",1 +monica,"i got it! how about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?",rachel,oooohh that’s interesting.,1 +phoebe,"i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i never got to be in a club. i-i didn’t go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn french. bonjour.",rachel,"all right, y’know—fine! you guys have your stupid little club, but i would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what i did to you! you gave me a tiney-wienie!",1 +phoebe,i found it!,rachel,ohh! thank god! where was it?,1 +ross,uh-huh.,rachel,lets show em.,0 +joey,"yeah, yeah... absolutely. i mean, just because somethings difficult doesnt mean that you quit.",rachel,"right, totally.",1 +monica,"and he came at us with an axe, so rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!",rachel,"yeah, i-i-i just pulled the tab and i just fogged his yeti ass!",1 +joey,i never laughed so hard—did you see the wine come out of my nose?,rachel,"joey, i think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.",1 +tommy,hey!,rachel,"tommyyyy! say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?",1 +ross,"yes, i do have a laundry room in my building, um, but theres a.... rat problem. apparently theyre attracted to the dryer sheets, and theyre goin in fine, but theyre comin out all.... fluffy. anyway, say, sevenish?",rachel,"no, i know, but its just so hard, you know? i mean, youre sitting there with her, she has no idea whats happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and theres the horrible awkward moment when youve handed her the note.",0 +phoebe,or! i should rush through dinner with joey and i can meet david at 9:00!,rachel,joe?,0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,come . . .� home.,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"hey rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?",rachel,"wait a minute, you guys. oh, i wanna ask you something. i-i i may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if i do, id love for you guys to come and hear me.",0 +ross,hey joey. hey you.,rachel,hey you.,1 +dr. green,"this where they put it? what, there no table available in the kitchen! hello, baby.",rachel,"look, i’m sorry! but there’s nothing i can do, i think i’m in love with her!",0 +monica,i’m gonna miss you!,rachel,i mean it’s the end of an era!,1 +chandler,"multiple, so many paper cuts.",rachel,"why hasn’t he called rachel? why? why? i don’t understand. why? he said he’ll call. why? why? chandler i’m telling you she has flipped out, she’s gone crazy!",1 +ben,not really.,rachel,youre jealous because im a real doctor.,0 +phoebe,so instead you told me monica was pregnant.,rachel,"no-no, she really is sick!",0 +monica,"oh, thank you! what’s going on?",rachel,i am so sorry man.,0 +joey,"oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they dont sell tickets here in new york, so...",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,how’s my little boy?,rachel,"umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? come on, one of us had to mention him.",0 +ross,yay!!,rachel,"oh! tommy, this is ross. ross, tommy.",1 +joey,"ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.",rachel,"no, hey, come on, if he asked you first, that’s only fair.",1 +chandler,"yes. yes, there is, they play on sundays and monday nights.",rachel,no. i think you misunderstood what i was saying. what i meant was…,0 +chandler,they have that on the napkins at the club.,rachel,"oh, i gotta get back to work.",1 +phoebe,really?,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,wow! they’re beautiful!,rachel,oh no! why not?,0 +monica,"please, dont listen to joey, okay. would you look at him? he-he’s obviously depressed. hes away from his family; hes spending thanksgiving with strangers. what he needs right now is for you to be his friend.",rachel,"youre right, im sorry. thank you. okay, thats what im gonna do.",1 +joshua,"then uh, what’s-what’s this?",rachel,"yeah, right.",0 +joey,okay.,rachel,"oh, and i can also speak a little french. voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? why? what did i say?",0 +phoebe,"hey everybody, rachel was so good today. she didnt gossip at all.",rachel,"i didn’t! even when i found out…umm, all right, well lets just say i found something out something about someone and lets just say shes gonna keep it.",1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"that would be great! wait, how long is denise gone for?",1 +phoebe,"oh, she’s so beautiful.",rachel,here.,1 +monica,hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. you-you’ve been through so much since then. and right now you’ve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. can’t you just let this go?,rachel,she’s right.,1 +joanna,that you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.,rachel,"oh my god!! ohh, that is it! i’m leaving! you are just a horrible person!",1 +joey,thats right i am!,rachel,hi you guys!,1 +joey,really?,rachel,woo-wo-hey-hey-hey... can we not talk about that right now?,0 +joey,what?!,rachel,"no we weren’t! it was nothing! it was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and y’know, ended up…kissing for a bit.",1 +monica,"okay, rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?",rachel,"susan, he looks just like you.",0 +melissa,my god! you love me!,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,howd he take it?,rachel,"oh yeah! i got in there myself once. my roommate bet me five bucks that i couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. yeah. it was funny ‘til i started feeling like i was in a coffin.",0 +ross,"all right pheebs, your cab’s ready.",rachel,"all right, let’s go!",1 +joey,"oh no-no rach, please, don’t be sorry. okay? don’t be sorry. y’know i was only kidding you.",rachel,"yeah, that was a real good one.",1 +paul,"well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to…",rachel,oh-oh.,0 +ross,"it was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. front and back!! oh-oh-oh, and by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e means ‘you are,’ y-o-u-r means ‘your!’",rachel,yknow i can’t believe i even thought about getting back together again! we are so over!!,1 +phoebe,what?! what-what-what-what-what?!!,rachel,"phoebe, we can’t, we just can’t just let it happen! okay, we have to do something! we have to break them up! okay? just go in there and like, shave her head! you owe me one bald girl!!",1 +phoebe,no! look-look! there’s the coffee table they stole from us!,rachel,"ugh, those bastards! let’s go.",1 +joey,"oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. did you see it? it was gross!",rachel,"come on rach, not again. i got it! okay? let’s start sailing, and i want to go over there where that boatload of girls is! yo-ho-ho!",0 +monica,hey!,rachel,"i know! what is this, 1985?!",0 +ross,"okay, i’m done with my choices, these are final.",rachel,"well, it’s about time.",1 +monica,"i feel terrible, i really do.",rachel,"oh, im sorry, did my back hurt your knife?",1 +paul,"and in fifth grade i got into a fight. well, it wasn’t really a fight. richard darinvel bit me on the nose and, and i feel down. i still have a little scare right here you can see it.",rachel,"yeah. yeah, i-i-i see the scare. listen, paul, i think this is really great that-that y’know, you shared your feelings. it’s really, it’s beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?",1 +joey,what? are you out of your mind? lets throw some jello on them. ,rachel,"ew! gross. ",1 +joey,hey.,rachel,"really?! i like your natural color. come on man, it’s a great part. look, check it out. i’m the lead guy’s best friend and i wait for him in this bar and save his seat. listen-listen. ‘i’m sorry, that seat’s saved.’",0 +ross,"umm, no.",rachel,"well, if you see him, will you please tell him that i’m looking for him and that this i am not gonna throw up!",1 +phoebe,"well, deep-deep-deep down!",rachel,"yeah, i’m just mad!",1 +phoebe,"oh! i know! its because... hes gorgeous, and hes charming, and when he looks at you...",rachel,"ok, ok, pheebs...",1 +ross,no they don’t!!! well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!,rachel,okay ross come on let’s just forget about the condoms.,1 +phoebe,not after this!,rachel,"okay, so we’ve established my name, and hit me. but theoretically yknow, i mean say we weren’t friends, say it’s a blind date. i show up at your door, and i’m like “hey, nice to meet, ya. hey, oh-hey.”",0 +phoebe,"no. no. it’s just i was umm, i was with ross and jill after you left and umm, i’m pretty sure i saw a little spark between them.",rachel,"its a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the dna to create your own pheebs!",0 +joey,"yeah! all right—look, i know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? but, it’ll also be really…really great. please rachel! i-i-i really want you to stay.",rachel,too?,0 +phoebe,"okay, it just seems pretty wild and you’re so—y’know so…vanilla.",rachel,vanilla?!,1 +monica,"hi, nancy. hi, its monica geller. im good. listen, im looking for a job in tulsa. well yeah, my husband has been relocated...because i love him! no, i dont want a job in new york. javo is looking? oh my god! he asked for me personally? oh my god! oh, wow, this is really flattering, but im moving to tulsa. yeah, so if you would tell javo ill take it!",rachel,"hi, my name is rachel green, i have an appointment for emma.",1 +monica,shes mine!,rachel,oh god!,0 +ross,"no really, i mean, i mean, god, i could use a friend.",rachel,"yeah. either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.",0 +ross,"wow! umm, okay uh…everyone…this…is isabella. what?",rachel,"ooh, this is it! oh, that’s him! that’s him!",0 +ross,"wow! sorry. so uh, how are the new people?",rachel,"well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. oh god oh! contraction!",1 +ross,ohh! that would be great.,rachel,"okay, okay. enough, enough with the lunging. no! im sick of this. okay. ive had it up to here with you two! neither you can come to the party!",0 +monica,"i just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from atlanta, we need to talk.",rachel,"okay, maybe he’s not his best friend, but …",0 +phoebe,"please rachel, i am not an idiot.",rachel,"no, wait phoebe.",1 +monica,what?,rachel,"phoebe, his music could not get any worse. there are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.",1 +monica,"no, it’s okay, not only did i get to go out with chip matthews, i got to dump chip matthews.",rachel,ohh! that’s so great!,1 +joey,"ah… hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking?",rachel,hm-mmm.,1 +monica,"y’know, i only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. and one of them is sex.",rachel,"from now on, it’s gonna be joey and ross, best friends. okay! we’re gonna be the new joey and chandler.",0 +phoebe,"umm, i think there’s something you should maybe know.",rachel,"well, it’d better not be about the apartment pants, because i just pitched the idea to my boss at ralph lauren and she loved it.",1 +ross,no but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.,rachel,correct. rachel claims this is her favorite movie…,0 +jill,"fine, then let’s just say he’s not my type.",rachel,what handsome is not your type? smart? kind? good kisser? what those things aren’t on your list? ross is a great guy! you would be lucky to be with him!,1 +chandler,"okay, ross is in the bathroom.",rachel,"oh my god, its happening. its already started. im kip.",1 +joey,did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?,rachel,"yeah, come on. you know you want it, you know you want it too, come on. lets just",0 +phoebe,how can you let him talk to your crotch like that?,rachel,he’s talking to the baby.,1 +joey,"saw the porsche out there mon, lookin’ good. when do i get to take that baby out again?",rachel,you let joey drive it?!,1 +ross,"well, i just made these two things uhm... cheeks. and then i split this to make ears.",rachel,"well, im very impressed.",1 +joey,"no, they-they weren’t in the play.",rachel,"so, what have you guys been doing?",0 +joey,"no-no-no-no, no! who, who were you talking about?",rachel,"y’know, the kind of fun, you and susan had when we were married.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, no, ralph doesn’t look anything like that guy. he’s-he’s young and he’s got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.",rachel,"oh god. we didnt get into scranton. that was like our safety zoo. they take like dogs and cows. see? i dont know who this is harder on, me or him.",0 +ross,hey amy.,rachel,good morning phoebe.,0 +monica,"ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around new year’s... but obviously someone forgot.",rachel,"oh, hes sober alright. just turns out that fun bobby was fun for a reason.",0 +phoebe,"okay, who’s next?",rachel,"y’know what? i am going to do something today. i’m not just gonna sit around like some old lady. i’m gonna get something pierced. like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.",1 +ross,really?,rachel,that’s it. just relax.,0 +ross,"don’t thank me! if you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization. here’s warren’s number.",rachel,"oh, this is great! i am gonna call him right now! oh, thank you!",1 +joey,"now hes movin? man, what is emily doing to him? ow!! hes not even here!!!",rachel,"all right. well, dont worry, i call shotgun!",0 +chandler,"well, monica and chandler can’t go. we’re going to dinner remember?!",rachel,nothing. i don’t kn—umm. i don’t know. umm…,0 +phoebe,all right. were gonna take clunkers to ross’s. well be back in a minute.,rachel,"no, just give me another minute.",0 +monica,i am so jealous.,rachel,you guys are really right…there aren’t you?,1 +chandler,"exactly. weekend at bernies! dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! no?",rachel,oh...,0 +ross,rachel?,rachel,just get away from me!,1 +phoebe,"hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘quiet, bitch.’",rachel,"...so yknow, that’s why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. yknow, so you could be like-like, ‘wash my car.’ ‘clean my room.’ it’s not gonna be able to do any of those things, but it’ll understand what you’re saying.",0 +ross,and! break!!,rachel,joey…he’s not even thinking about going after rachel!,0 +monica,"hey. so um, i was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.",rachel,youre a pig. and you cant do this.,0 +monica,"no, it doesnt, does it? but you wanted lumps, ross? well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.",rachel,"oh, god, this is great! the plane is gone, so it looks like im stuck here with you guys.",1 +director,"lets try it again, and this time lets watch everybody watch joey. show em how its done. count it off.",rachel,great! hey! all right! well-well what is it?!,0 +dr. green,that’s true.,rachel,yeah.,1 +mr. waltham,"oh, good.",rachel,"me, fledermaus, great. i really—",1 +monica,"okay, ive broken them down into categories. okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, yknow… and then what ive done is ive cross-referenced them by subject. right? so if youre looking up, oh lets say birthdays and dogs, you get photo 152. see?",rachel,"ohh, its me and la poo! wow! i miss that dog.",1 +phoebe,"i know.� �� so, whats going on with you and ross?",rachel,"well, um . . . i dont know.� i mean, for a long time nothing.� but you know, actually right before you picked me up, ross and i had a . . . ah . . . little thing.",1 +chandler,"by then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. we don’t want her to come back to bad cheesecake.",rachel,no that could kill her.,1 +chandler,why?,rachel,we really need to take those tests?,0 +ross,"whatever dude, you kissed a guy.",rachel,oh really? that’s how treat a friend? you get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?,0 +phoebe,"no, yeah, we never find them! she’s always best at us that wily minx.",rachel,hey honey! i missed you today!,0 +chandler,"i don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. she’s saving the rest for her divorce. and any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to dollywood.",rachel,"oh no, was i cleaning in my sleep again?",0 +joey,"well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. so, you want me to see if i can get you an interview?",rachel,"that really means a lot. oh, and mom, don’t bite your nails.",0 +ross,"you uh, you may have been right about jill.",rachel,oh! i knew it! what happened?,1 +joey,"i guessed 20,000!",rachel,"hey, don’t call him that! his name is spackel back harry!",0 +joey,oh.,rachel,"okay, this is the den. all right, check this out. lights! whoa! all right. less lights! bad lights! lights go away! oh, see you just need to find the right command.",0 +monica,"i am not so! ok, i was a teensy bit weird at first, but... ill be good. i promise.",rachel,who is it?,1 +chandler,now that rachels gone?,rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,petty...,rachel,small...,1 +monica,"he was in ross’s class…marching band…kinda overweight? well, really overweight. i mean i was his thin friend.",rachel,"wow! i don’t remember him. honey, are you sure you’re not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.",1 +monica,say what?,rachel,"that’s your new job, day and night, she starts crying i need you here.",1 +phoebe,"oh rachel, this is all so ‘papa don’t preach.’",rachel,good.,0 +paul,nope! that never happened to me!,rachel,oh.,0 +danny,absolutely. some people are just into appearances.,rachel,what?,1 +joey,"look, if i’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe i don’t want to be with that woman! or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!",rachel,"thats nice. get out lets go, come on.",0 +ross,"oh, i see, so everybody wins.",rachel,who is it?,1 +phoebe,"so what were you doing out there, do you not like charlie?",rachel,were with you. we got it.,0 +jill,ugh! i cannot believe you did this too me! you had me doubting how smart i was! you had me doubting my fashion sense!,rachel,"look, this is not that big of a deal! you just don’t date ross! there’s a million other guys out there, you just…",1 +ross,thank you!,rachel,"some uh, some visual aides.",1 +joey,oh my!,rachel,"hmm-hmm-hmm. okay. i, uh, am from long island. i-i came to the city for college. um, i, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time i like to read spy novels. but, but, let’s talk more about you. hmm.",0 +phoebe,"oh, yeah!",rachel,everything you need to know is in that first kiss.,1 +joey,why did i have to start working out again? damn you 15s!,rachel,but are you sure you can do this?,0 +ross,gimmie!,rachel,we’re both teachers.,0 +phoebe,why?,rachel,"i dont know, you know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart, and tall! you know, and just swept joey off his feet... i mean, nobody else has a chance!",1 +joey,kinda have a... a thing for the days of our lifes people.,rachel,and you werent going to tell us? how did you think you were gonna get away with that?,1 +phoebe,he has brown hair.,rachel,"yeah, here we are. uhh… i… i think i’m…falling in love with you.",0 +ross,everyone? i would like to make a toast to rachel and joey.,rachel,ooy.,1 +all,hey!,rachel,"about twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do.",0 +ross,real magic does exist.,rachel,"rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.",0 +ross,"no, us having to lie about being married.",rachel,"no, i know i don’t either, but ya know what, it’s their party, and it’s just one night. and we don’t even have to lie; we just won’t say anything. if it comes up again, we’ll just…smile. we’ll nod along.",1 +joey,they didnt fight a lot?,rachel,"no! they didnt even talk to each other. god, how was i supposed to know they were having problems?",1 +chandler,"oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? dug my action, did she? checkin’ out the chan-chan man!",rachel,"that was surreal. okay, what do think? are you interested at all?",1 +monica,no it’s not! no! no! now it’s about you and ross getting back together!,rachel,what?!,0 +joey,"no, sorry havent seen him.",rachel,what? you... you... oh! can i ask you a personal question? ho-how do you shave your beard so close?,0 +phoebe,"wow! i’m-i’m so happy for you guys. this is so-so, not stupid.",rachel,"well, apparently not, and i can’t just stand by and watch two people i care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. i mean, enough of the silliness!",0 +ross,yeah! lets go out.,rachel,hey!,1 +mr. thompson,nice to see you rachel.,rachel,oh.,0 +joey,you sick bastards!,rachel,you didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?,0 +dr. green,i think i may be able to book the plaza on short notice.,rachel,"really?! the plaza?!! oh daddy!! right. daddy, i need to talk to you. please, sit down.",1 +ross,hello!,rachel,welcome home.,1 +ross,were all alone in an empty apartment.,rachel,"honey, come on, i have to be at work in like ten minutes oh, all right, well its not like im employee of the year or anything.",1 +ross,"well, the old lady died. and how do i know? her dying wish was for one last kiss. but i don’t care, because you got the apartment. yes!",rachel,ewww. yeah. umm. i think i’m gonna stay here.,1 +monica,nooo!,rachel,i know!,1 +joshua,"oh yeah, yeah uh, it’s down the hall and uh, second door to your left.",rachel,ah.,1 +phoebe,can you believe how much this is gonna cost?,rachel,"do you guys ever get the feeling that um, chandler and those guys just dont get that we dont make as much money as they do?",1 +ross,im gonna pay for that tonight.,rachel,i’d love to ask out your friend phoebe.,0 +joey,"yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.",rachel,"yeah, and if doesnt work, then well be just one of those couples that never have sex.",1 +monica,"when i take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.",rachel,"aw, sometimes. always, actually.",0 +julie,oy.,rachel,"ok, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if youre not dating a puma?",0 +monica,"so anyway, im cooking dinner for him monday night. you know, kind of like an audition. and phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can ooh and ahh and make yummy noises.",rachel,"thank you helen, thatll be all.",0 +joey,oh...i dont think its going very well...,rachel,what...that scene i saw was so good!,1 +joey,maybe you need sex. i had sex a couple days ago.,rachel,"oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? dug my action, did she? checkin’ out the chan-chan man!",0 +ross,"oh, she didnt think it would be that big of deal.",rachel,i’m so happy that you’re here.,0 +mark,"hi. i just talked to joanna, and she loves you. you got it, you got the job.",rachel,"oh, i did!",1 +phoebe,"its a…tarantula! oh! god! rachel, look, im sorry. what was i thinking giving joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?",rachel,"what are you talking about? i love them! yeah, i had a tarantula when i was a kid. but it-it died, because my cat ate it. and then, then my cat died. but joey, isnt this cool?",1 +jill,"i’m sorry rachel, i’m sorry…",rachel,"oh, come on! you think that’s gonna work on me?! i invented that!",1 +ross,"ah, i’m sorry.",rachel,hey!,0 +joey,i didnt have to tell you that!! im stupider than jane rogers!!,rachel,i could do that.,0 +dr. green,what is it sweetie?,rachel,there’s not gonna be a wedding. ross and i are not getting married.,1 +phoebe,"thank god, ‘cause that hair on a baby…",rachel,what?,0 +monica,nope. going to the big apple circus today.,rachel,"matter of fact, i do.",0 +chandler,"well, second prettiest that year; i mean, of *all* the girls in oklahoma, shes probably...",rachel,"oh chandler, stop talking!",1 +phoebe,because it’s my apartment!,rachel,"y’know that’s really fair. y’know? most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. ross, nobody cares about this except you! this-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! here, i’ll show you! come here.",0 +ross,it’s funny you should mention diapers.,rachel,i’m serious.,1 +joey,"yeah? i just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? someone i can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. and what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? enh? not just a hat rack my friend!",rachel,"pheebs, i have to ask you…",1 +phoebe,i don’t know.,rachel,"well umm, maybe we could uhh… ah-ha! too slow!!",1 +gavin,ill watch her.,rachel,why would you do that?,1 +ross,"okay look, i had a lot of water before i went to bed. can we do this after…",rachel,"so, see ya on saturday.",0 +erin,okay.,rachel,so how’s it goin’ with joey?,1 +monica,"well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him mr. big……ot.",rachel,"umm, this is nice.",0 +tag,me too.,rachel,"yeah, i’m sorry.",1 +ross,and we didn’t have sex.,rachel,whats the matter with rog?,0 +joey,"ha, oh, of course.",rachel,"well, because yknow there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. you dont uh, you dont fool around with your uh, friends ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls theyre related to.",0 +joey,"all right, then youd better show me some of that too then.",rachel,okay.,0 +ross,"yeah, huh.",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,"i’m sorry i won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but i’m really busy that day. yeah, i already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.",rachel,"all right, my new years resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.",0 +phoebe,who else?,rachel,"hold on a second, alright? just think about what you went through the last time you quit.",0 +monica,chasing him all around the room?,rachel,huh?,0 +ross,i’m good. i’m good.,rachel,"ross, there is no pressure on you. okay? i mean you can as involved as you want.",1 +ross,hey.,rachel,i could get a goose!,0 +ross,hi jill.,rachel,you got it.,0 +chandler,and this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.,rachel,thanks you guys! thank you.,0 +nurse,i don’t think the next patient is very far along.,rachel,i’m not smart. i just wanted so much to…be impulsive once. to be romantic.,0 +joey,"rachel, would you stop saying that?! hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when caprice was dying and she gave me…",rachel,"the ring from the cave, yeah.",1 +joey,then i blame you! yeah! thats right! you threw me off with all your slapping!,rachel,"no phoebe, don’t look! you don’t want to see what’s under there!!",0 +monica,"oh, rachel, sweetie, look, heres a really cute picture of joey and you at the reception.",rachel,"ohh, hes married! ross is married. i cant—i still cant believe it.",1 +policeman,yes i am.,rachel,actually monica and i are engaged.,0 +monica,we’re hanging out.,rachel,yeah! why don’t you stick around. you can sit right there.,0 +joey,"dont you put words in peoples mouths, you put turkey in peoples mouths!",rachel,rachel has those in burgendy.,0 +paul,so ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.,rachel,"ok, you got it!",0 +phoebe,you’re gonna get pregnant.,rachel,"i screwed up so bad, i told monica that i would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and i-i…",1 +joey,"yeah, im an actor.",rachel,wow! would i have seen you in anything?,1 +chandler,"uh, joey is gonna be right back. right back! meanwhile, lets-lets-lets talk about you. so, youre old and small.",rachel,"hey, what time is it?",0 +chandler,"hey, you know who used to have nails like that?",rachel,hmm.,1 +joey,"if you didn’t want to play, why did you come to the party?",rachel,"okay, my turn!! (rachel spins the bottle and it lands on….wait for it….joshua. rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)",1 +joey,hey! hiya!,rachel,"yeah, get out! now!",0 +ross,"hmm, a lot of this stuff is from colonial times. hey, what are some other time periods rachel?",rachel,come on!,0 +ross,yeeeeeep… yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. i remember when she took out on her dad’s boat she wouldn’t let me help at all.,rachel,you mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that i would never let out of our family?,0 +ross,"ooh hey, emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? okay? i want you to wait right here. come here sweetie.",rachel,"aaah... ross, actually theres something that i really need to talk to you about.",1 +monica,"mom�s here? i wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.",rachel,"alright, now, you sure? phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didnt look happy...",0 +monica,"uh- rachel has left the building, can you call back?",rachel,big birds friend.,0 +chandler,done.,rachel,"joey, if you wanna look good, why dont you just come down to the store? ill help you out.",1 +joey,"yeah, well call that plan b. all right?",rachel,"honey, i was wondering....",1 +ross,"well, the stuff i just mentioned.",rachel,"so what? i mean if even i can get past that, it shouldnt bother you. and you dont have to like her. you just have to accept the fact that i do. i mean, if you even cant be civil to the woman i love...",0 +phoebe,"oh, okay. there should be gold man!",rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,hey rachel?,rachel,yeah?,1 +ross,"hey. rachel, i-i-ive been wanting to tell you something for a while now and i really, i just have to get it out.",rachel,"okay, whats up?",1 +ross,"come on, would you grow up? it’s no big deal.",rachel,all right. fine.,1 +monica,"no, it is me! yknow, im not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! yknow, when im with her, i am so much more than that. im- im monana!",rachel,"hello? yes, she is, hold on a second, please. monana, its for you, the credit card people.",1 +dr. harad,"just-just to clarify, im not fonzie.",rachel,"ross, youve got to do something about the humping.",0 +ross,"come on, finish your enchilada.",rachel,ross i—we tried all the spicy food. it’s not working.,1 +policeman,you’re not gonna speed anymore right?,rachel,"yeah, i understand.",0 +joey,hey. it happened!,rachel,"yeah, it was senior year in college. it was after the sigma chi luau and melissa and i got very drunk! and we ended up kissing! for several minutes!",1 +chandler,"well, i-i still think you’re very-very nice and very pretty…",rachel,what?,1 +ross,no.,rachel,come on you gotta have one!,1 +phoebe,"so-so, what do you want for lunch?",rachel,"oh, i don’t know. i guess we have to eat.",1 +monica,maybe. i just hope she realizes how hard it’s gonna be.,rachel,maybe she hasn’t really thought it through that well.,1 +monica,i’m sorry honey.,rachel,"thanks man, but i think it makes a stronger statement if i ask for it myself, yknow.",0 +monica,people are supposed to wanna hang out here!,rachel,whoa! she’s purty!,0 +chandler,"the problem is, though, after the concerts over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? i mean, were in the car, were fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.",rachel,"yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. otherwise next time youre gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.",1 +woman,blind?,rachel,"well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.",1 +phoebe,"oooh, yeah. you’re a genius.",rachel,"hello, baby. hello, hello.",0 +monica,"shes living my life, and shes doing it better than me! look at this, look. she buys tickets for plays that i wanna see. she, she buys clothes from stores that im intimidated by the sales people. she spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.",rachel,"marcel, im hungry.",0 +phoebe,"well yeah, i lied before.",rachel,"phoebe, why dont you come in the living room and meet our friends?",0 +chandler,i can’t seem to say goodbye.,rachel,"oh, i’m sorry. can i get you something?",0 +ross,"well, then, i think, i think the guy is scum. i hate him. i mean i actually—i-i physically hate him. i always have. you are way too good to be with a guy like that.",rachel,"yeah? i can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! okay!",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"no, no, that won’t be ah, that won’t be necessary",0 +barry,be right there. be back in a sec.,rachel,i dumped him.,1 +joey,"chandler, control your woman!",rachel,"alright, here we go. weve got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.",0 +joey,it’s got ‘em!,rachel,"so, i still have boxes here. i still have boxes at ross’s, and i have nowhere to live! wow. i could so easily freak out right now.",1 +megan,"oh i’m not, i just like to try these on.",rachel,i did. now im the idiot.,0 +joey,are you kidding? i love that guy! morning’s here! morning is here—,rachel,"umm, i don’t some italian guy. come on, read your own label. see you later.",0 +joey,estelle said i didnt get it.,rachel,"come on baby, don’t go. please? what do you say?",0 +phoebe,okay but look! look at what i got! it’s her address book! we have a guest list!,rachel,oh my god you’re amazing! did you just pull that out of her purse?,1 +ross,"okay, okay. this morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together...",rachel,"yeah, what the hell did i know!",1 +monica,"whoa-whoa-whoa, phoebe you gotta take her! y’know i-i-i said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.",rachel,here it is! our last pizzas together as roommates.,0 +ross,you’re welcome.,rachel,wow! i can’t believe that’s our baby.,1 +ross,"well im sorry, i think about stuff. ya know, i mean, youre at work, youre assembling bones, your mind wanders.",rachel,"no, not that one. were trying to figure out who to bring to the knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.",0 +phoebe,you’ve never asked a guy out?!!,rachel,yeah!,0 +ross,"i gotta say, i have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.",rachel,oh my god!,0 +phoebe,well at least i got these sheets for ross.,rachel,"okay! feel free to look, but i’m telling you those contracts are not on this desk.",0 +monica,"i think this is so great! i mean, you and ross! d-did you have any idea?",rachel,"no! none! i mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so i just... : w-well, what else did he say? i mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?",1 +tag,hey.,rachel,"phoebe! phoebe, open up!",0 +ross,hi pheebs!,rachel,pheebs!,1 +chandler,theres this thing i really want us to do. i read about it in maxim...,rachel,"well, cant you just go to vermont the next day?",1 +ross,"no. no. nothing happened. i shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.",rachel,and that would be?,0 +sandy,"oh, oh, i can do it for her, if you want...",rachel,"oh, that would be great! i love him, i love him, i love him...",1 +monica,what’s going on?,rachel,"okay. all right. honey listen. when i tell you what i’m about to tell you, i need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.",1 +chandler,"...couldnt enjoy a cup of noodles after that. i mean, is that ridiculous? can you believe she actually thought that?",rachel,"um... yeah. well, i mean, when i first met you, yknow, i thought maybe, possibly, you might be...",1 +ross,do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? huh? i havent cried that many times since i moved in.,rachel,"look, ross, hes just... sandy is just sensitive, thats all.",1 +joey,is that college talk for horny?,rachel,"i promise. hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday",0 +ross,oh god.�,rachel,oh . . .,1 +chandler,diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?,rachel,i know.,0 +sophie,"you brought a picnic, oh, what a boyfriend. that’s it, on monday i start wearing make-up.",rachel,"ross honey, this is very nice, but, but i-i got a crisis.",1 +joey,"oh alright. umm, well, okay, i usually start by having a bottle of wine",rachel,oh my god. and that works?!,1 +phoebe,you’re just so mean to each other! and i don’t want to end up like that with rachel. i still like you!,rachel,"all right, sorry.",0 +ross,hey.,rachel,"yeah, well, this guy at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke.",0 +chandler,that’s what you say at the end of a date.,rachel,"you can’t just say, ‘nice to meet you, good night?’",1 +joey,i’m falling in love with you.,rachel,oh.,0 +phoebe,"oh good, youre all up.",rachel,phoebe! its 6 oclock in the morning! why arent you at garys?,1 +joshua,you really don’t seem like you do. that’s…,rachel,"ughhhh!! forget it! this is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.",1 +joanna,"sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. why hasn’t he called, rachel? why?",rachel,"okay, okay. umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.",1 +monica,just...please tell him.,rachel,"why, what happened?",0 +phoebe,i know.,rachel,is that what you say to chandler?,0 +monica,"okay. all right, turkey. eh, that won’t work. cheese? that won’t work. olive loaf? i hope that won’t work.",rachel,what?,0 +kim,rachel? do you smoke?,rachel,"cups and ice? ooh, i get to be in charge of cups and ice? all right. fine, okay, i will be in charge of cups and ice!",0 +ross,"uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.",rachel,"hey umm, what’s this?",0 +ross,"space is filled with orbiting children. look, please, just come on, you know, when you’ll see the look on emma’s face, i swear you won’t regret it.",rachel,all right!,1 +ross,"oh, i know.",rachel,lie!!! how hard is that?! the check’s in the mail! oh your baby is so cute! i can’t wait to read your book ross!!,0 +phoebe,you know what? you are right. i am gonna quit. its time i took my life back!,rachel,good for you pheebs!,1 +ross,sorry-sorry jill.,rachel,"you dont mind me touching your belly, do you?",0 +joey,"well, safer. yknow, i mean i never start reading the shining, without making sure we’ve got plenty of room in the freezer, yknow.",rachel,how often do you read it?,1 +danny,okay.,rachel,"hi! just so you know, we-we didnt mean to fog you, we thought you were like a yeti or something.",1 +ross,come on!!,rachel,"mum, please!i know you love your new lips, but i can barely understand you! would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?",1 +monica,a love scene? with who?,rachel,"i wish we at least knew his name... look at that face. i mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. i bet hes a lawyer.",0 +phoebe,i dont have to tell you everything!,rachel,okay.,0 +dr. long,here she is!,rachel,"oh hey you. thanks for coming out of me. i know. oh. yeah. oh, she’s looking at me. hi! i know you.",1 +ross,"you were incredible! brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.",rachel,i could not have done this without you.,1 +ross,"ohh, okay.",rachel,"oh my god, what a great surprise! this is such a beautiful house.",1 +phoebe,"okay, i’m sorry. i’ll stop.",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,you’re welcome.,rachel,phoebe no!,1 +tag,y’know what?,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"okay, rachel, get me perfume!",rachel,"shes got her cell, you could call her.",0 +ross,"rach, rach, i am so sorry. i am so-so sorry.",rachel,"oh ross, come on! you just did what you had to do.",1 +ross,sure what kind?,rachel,"umm let me think...what do i want, what d-o i w-a-n-t...",1 +ross,"so, you gals wanna hand over your money now? that way, we dont have to go through the formality of actually playing.",rachel,arent you going to swallow that?,0 +joey,but you havent even heard the chorus!,rachel,what?,0 +chandler,diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?,rachel,"ross, seriously! youve gotta go to an appropriate doctor.",1 +mark,"oh, hi. it’s mark.",rachel,oh.,1 +phoebe,yeah but why didnt you just say that you didnt read the book?!,rachel,"guys can fake it? unbelievable. the one thing thats ours! besides, why would you fake it when were trying to have a baby?",0 +joey,ah hah! i did it! ha ha! alright... better take all i can carry. who knows when ill be able to get in here again!,rachel,do you?,0 +phoebe,"or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.",rachel,"we are even, right?",0 +monica,"come on, lottery!!",rachel,"oh, man. i’m sorry, i’m so-so sorry.",0 +monica,this is so huge.,rachel,"sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?",1 +bonnie,i think i brought back half of the beach in my hair. it was so much easier when i used to shave my head.,rachel,"okay, i’ll see you in a bit.",0 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,shes gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.,0 +ross,"yeah, i’ll get right on that.",rachel,oh come on ross!!,1 +ross,"so is everybody here? i got here a little early myself. let us begin. now,",rachel,ow ow ow. ow ow ow ow. ow ow ow. ow. ow. ow. ow.,1 +ross,"nothing, nothing. lee-lo, the laundrys done.",rachel,i got you...these.,0 +ross,oh my god! rachel green?,rachel,rob tillman!,1 +jill,yeah.,rachel,yeah. mine too.,0 +ross,"good, so do i",rachel,something to do with numbers?,1 +mr. thompson,nice to see you rachel.,rachel,"oh, hi!",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,i can hear traffic and birds! i can hear the voices in my head again! i’m kidding.,rachel,oh my god! you got her to stop crying!,1 +phoebe,and then... your face is bloated?,rachel,it’s not a real game! i made it up!,0 +ross,you did! oh.... i always figured you just thought i was monicas geeky older brother.,rachel,what? i-i said you had a-,0 +will,oh i-i remember you.,rachel,you are my everest.,0 +chandler,uh-oh.,rachel,good different?,1 +phoebe,"oh i know, i’ve been there. i remember toward the end…",rachel,"oh phoebe, that’s a great story. can you tell it to me when you’re getting me some iced tea? oh god, get out! get out!! get out!! get out!!",1 +phoebe,and…,rachel,"ahh, im gonna go get some chicken. want some?",0 +chandler,but we should take it.,rachel,yeah. o-okay.,0 +chandler,"well, it’s good that you finally have a place to do that.",rachel,you sure?,0 +julie,oy.,rachel,"um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which im not gonna bore you with now, but um, i just, i see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, monicas always saying how nice you are, and god i hate it when shes right.",1 +joey,you like someone. tell me who it is. who is it?,rachel,no.,1 +phoebe,"no! it�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. uch, i get mad at him, but i think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.",rachel,"i don’t know! i really want this part! and they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! and just figure out how to do it later.",0 +ross,"rach, she’s got like three hairs!",rachel,yay!,0 +sandy,"i really do understand how hard its gotta be to leave your child with another person. i mean, its leaving behind a piece of your heart...",rachel,"chandler, youre not gonna die alone.",0 +phoebe,so instead you told me monica was pregnant.,rachel,"you said that she was, i just didn’t disagree with you.",1 +joey,how could you lose him?,rachel,"i dont know. we were watching tv, and then he pooped in monicas shoe-",1 +erin,"look, he’s a really great guy and i know that you really want this to work out, but i just don’t see this having a future.",rachel,but you said that you liked him! i mean what happened?! did ya just change your mind?!,1 +ross,"ah, he didn’t uh, take it so well?",rachel,okay!,0 +ross,"hey, it’s my list.",rachel,"okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.",1 +mindy,"look, i know hes not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, i still really wanna be mrs. dr. barry farber, d.d.s.",rachel,the green dress? really?,0 +chandler,have you ever been with a woman?,rachel,"what?! chandler, what is the matter with you?!",1 +woman,"hi, is rachel here? i’m her sister.",rachel,"oh my god, jill!",1 +joey,"well, i heard emma stirring, so i came to make sure she could reach hugsy.",rachel,ive been pretty good!,0 +chandler,"well, listen, dont tell us whats gonna happen though, cause i like to be surprised.",rachel,bye.,1 +ross,"sure! oh, and joey’s got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.",rachel,would you stop?! what is the matter with you?!,1 +phoebe,"hi, sorry im late, i couldnt find my bearings.",rachel,"oh, you-you mean your earrings?",1 +monica,lots of responses.,rachel,": really? : sure, we have scones left! : ok, read them to me.",1 +joey,"rachel... lets be clear on this, ok? i do not love hugsy. i like him a normal amount...",rachel,"you know, its a lot less surprising to do that after ive buzzed you into the building.",0 +phoebe,i’ve never done that.,rachel,"oh, i’m so happy i’m gonna do this for my little girl. aw, look at you. you have tears in your eyes.",0 +policeman,nope.,rachel,sagittarius?,1 +monica,hey!,rachel,"hey, umm, can i ask you guys something?",1 +chandler,turns out he is kinda funny.,rachel,i cannot believe you guys! he was really nice and he left because of you!,1 +monica,i am not!,rachel,oh really?! then how come all your stuff is in this box?!,1 +phoebe,whats emma doing today?,rachel,"yeah ross, i mean... were excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time were gonna wanna do, you know, islands stuff.",0 +ross,"look, i-i know how miserable you are, i wish there was something i can do. i mean i wish i were a seahorse. because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. and then also umm, i’d be far away in the sea.",rachel,"oh... yeah... probably you dont even remember my name. its joey, by the way. and dont bother telling me yours, because i totally remember it... lady. yeah! i waited weeks for you to call me.",0 +joey,but you havent even heard the chorus!,rachel,"oh my god, im starting to look like my great aunt, muriel.",1 +monica,i thought you hated him?,rachel,"you know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!",1 +joey,erin! still here!,rachel,"yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!",1 +chandler,"of course i am. i reject anyone whos crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then i bitch about the fact that there arent any great women out there.",rachel,"chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.",1 +mark,wow. i’m sorry. eggroll?,rachel,well just get him cleaned up a bit.,0 +phoebe,"aww, pheebs.",rachel,"honey, that’s you’re name.",1 +chandler,"well, where’s the logic in that?!",rachel,"oh no, yes we do my man. remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the irish potato famine?",0 +tag,thanks.,rachel,"oooh, i wish she could stay here, but chandler is allergic!",0 +monica,which one?,rachel,"i dont know, what were the names i just said?",1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,do you really not know where i’m going with this? it left! it’s one huge room!,1 +chandler,"no-no-no! it is going to be okay, because mrs. braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! the only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, momma’s little bakery. i feel terrible, i’m a horrible, horrible, horrible person.",rachel,well then we still have a problem.,0 +ross,"i wanna get out of the room! yknow, i…i really miss downstairs.",rachel,"okay, yknow what? theres only one way im leaving this hotel room.",1 +gunther,i knew youd understand.,rachel,so who’s idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?,1 +monica,hi.,rachel,are you okay? what’s wrong?,0 +amy,"oh come on, that was 20 years ago. get over it.",rachel,what do you mean?,0 +gavin,you said two weeks.,rachel,"wow, i haven’t seen her for like forever. i wonder if she still carries that barbie everywhere she goes.",0 +phoebe,"oh! okay. wait, are we in joeys imagination?",rachel,"oh no! i took one of ross bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.",1 +cecilia,"well, it’s nice to know that you…",rachel,monica!!!! monica!!!!,1 +joey,don’t answer that.,rachel,"yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. but our dad said, ‘nobody won that game, ‘ and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... threw it in the lake.",0 +joey,cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?,rachel,"well, if you dont... if you dont hold it in, you dont get all the nutrients.",0 +joey,"right... ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.",rachel,"oh dude, dont worry about it, i found an unattended maids car. were way ahead of the game.",0 +phoebe,i hope it’s you.,rachel,we were just talking about you.,0 +monica,"well, its the thought. hey, doesnt rosss flight get in in a couple hours? at gate 27-b?",rachel,"uh, yeah. uh, monica, yknow, honey, ive been thinking about it and ive decided this—this whole ross thing, its just not a good idea.",1 +phoebe,"oh, ja! ja!",rachel,i have to go scream into a pillow.,0 +joey,it will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! this is great! i’m getting more dates than ever!,rachel,you are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.,0 +monica,i need to get some richard.,rachel,"monica, you broke up with him for a reason.",1 +ross,"so, you’re saying, uh, if i wear these pants i might be getting into hers?",rachel,"oh good, i didnt miss the party.",0 +ross,i guess so.,rachel,"so what do you say we make a pact? if you and i are both single by the time we’re 40, we get married. i mean, we know each other, we like each other, and we’ve-we’ve already slept together so y’know there’ll be no surprises there! you know what i mean? no like, what’s that?!",1 +phoebe,im in.,rachel,i see your fifty cents... and i raise you... five dollars.,1 +joey,is that college talk for horny?,rachel,"yeah. so y’know, i have all of these feelings and i don’t know",1 +monica,"i don’t know! i don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful. maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first! maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!",rachel,what is that?,0 +monica,now?,rachel,"ross said my name up there, i mean, come on, i just can’t pretend that didn’t happen can i?",1 +ross,"well, how was the date?",rachel,"hey, i dont know what to tell you guys thats the doll he chose.",0 +phoebe,500 bucks at a flea market?!,rachel,"oh, okay see i thought, i thought you meant how much was it when it was new, y’know like back then.",1 +joey,"actually, yknow it’s kinda cold, so how about i keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?",rachel,"all right, i’m gonna make more margaritas!",1 +chandler,. well played.,rachel,yeah! yeah! convince her that-that you’re scared of commitment! convince her that you’re a little coward!,0 +ross,"oh come on, not again.",rachel,"all right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. i’m in.",0 +ross,"poor baby, you’re so tired. rach, i didn’t propose to you, joey didn’t propose to you, and chandler didn’t propose to you.",rachel,"uh… you didn’t propose to me, chandler didn’t propose to me, but joey did.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, but you’ve got to pull yourself together! monica can’t see you like this! then she’ll know something’s wrong!",rachel,oh damn!,0 +mindy,oh thats so great!,rachel,thats what youve been working on for the past two hours?!,0 +monica,why?,rachel,because hes stealing from me!,1 +ross,okay. this stuff?,rachel,"myself. y’know for remembering to pack a thing. yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! my mom does it, i never realized it was weird.",0 +mr. zelner,zelner.,rachel,"zelner! right! i knew that! i really, really want this job and i think, i think i would be really good at it.",1 +ross,it’s a rug.,rachel,jill?,1 +ross,…is for me not to see you anymore.,rachel,hi!,0 +monica,im just so glad you got to see the babies.,rachel,she looks so small.,0 +ross,what?! what does he want?! i wasn’t doing anything!,rachel,well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two o’clock position.,1 +joey,"no, no! it cant happen at all!",rachel,"okay, bye!",0 +phoebe,yeah i get that.,rachel,hi!,1 +chandler,"ah, kim basinger, cindy crawford, halle berry, yasmine bleeth, and ah, jessica rabbit.",rachel,"now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?",1 +ross,"probably. but you know, ill tell you something. passion is way overrated.",rachel,yeah right.,1 +joey,"yeah, there’s this superintendent’s dance, the super ball. i don’t know, and he wants to impress marge, this lady super that he’s a crush on.",rachel,"well, why doesn’t he practice with a girl?",1 +chandler,wow.,rachel,yeah if only it were a sure thing like your 24 state lottery!,0 +phoebe,ooh! we have a problem.,rachel,oh! what are we gonna do?,1 +ross,"whoa-whoa, aren’t you a little over dressed?",rachel,"yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time.",1 +ben,that you and daddy were not on a break.,rachel,so this is what a stroke feels like.,0 +ross,i never gave it to you.,rachel,"yknow when i said to you earlier that i was at work umm, im at my new work.",0 +monica,you know what probably happened? someone musta stolen my credit card.,rachel,and sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?,1 +phoebe,"or, or, yknow, um, i think we should see other people means ha, ha, i already am.",rachel,i can’t believe this!,0 +chandler,i totally understand. can i just see your bra?,rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"and, and then i got uh, these are apartment pants.",rachel,hotel? why isnt she staying with you guys?,0 +phoebe,of course you dont sweetie. youre brand new.,rachel,i know monicas worst thanksgiving.,1 +joey,"ahhh! i heard i do, we’re halfway there! okay! you!",rachel,"just what needs to be done! dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman…",0 +joey,but you said one.,rachel,"i meant, me plus one!",1 +ross,i got it—im getting it!,rachel,i can.,0 +joey,"yeah!hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.",rachel,"hey, that was an honest mistake!",1 +monica,i think i need a drink.,rachel,oh! oh!,0 +monica,"oh my god, are you out of a job?",rachel,"no, but they stuck me in personal shopping. which is just a huge step down!",1 +chandler,"hey uh, rach, funny story. i ah, bumped into joanna on the street yesterday.",rachel,"well we havent offically asked them yet, but we would want monica and chandler.",0 +ross,that bad?,rachel,"well, he makes t-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be appropriate to give me this.",1 +ross,hi! it’s me.,rachel,"hi! oh, i’m so glad you called.",1 +phoebe,"look kibbles, bits. oh god, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of",rachel,"ok, doggie get the- aahhh. ok go get the sandwich, get the",1 +julie,"yes. oh my god, are you kidding? ross is so crazy about you, and i really wanted you to like me, and, its probably me being totally paranoid, but i kinda got the feeling that maybe you dont.",rachel,"where are you going, mr. suity-man?",0 +tag,a year. on and off. i kinda thought wed end up together. i dont anymore.,rachel,now that she broke up with you?,1 +monica,she has to know that your not ready.,rachel,"there it is. joey, what are you doing?",0 +monica,you got it from pottery barn?!,rachel,yeah! it’s an apothecary table. does anyone even know what an apothecary is?,1 +ross,"eh, no problem.",rachel,i’m gonna need a copy of those.,1 +monica,or this one!,rachel,i know. i need more pie.,0 +ross,umm… wow! thats-thats some pricey nut!,rachel,"ohh, it was the best!",0 +monica,"uh, no. loosely translated we should do this again means you will never see me naked.",rachel,since when?,1 +ross,what?,rachel,awful! horrible!,0 +tag,i feel great. in fact! what?,rachel,"well, i-i just, i just it was going to be like a really cool robot, y’know? like the terminator or uh, when i first saw you.",0 +chandler,"okay, hold on. okay.",rachel,"honey, you have nothing to prove. and if you really like this girl, i dont flirting is the right thing to…",1 +monica,"you’re just new at this, it’ll get better, think about your first day at work. i mean, that couldn’t have been easy but you figured that out.",rachel,yeah i don’t think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! oh my god just please take her.,1 +ross,"okay, well here we are. now we’re in a tough spot again, rach. what do you want to do? how do you want to handle it? huh? do you wanna fight for us? or, do you wanna bail? look, i, i did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. okay? and i’m sorry, i wish i could take it back, but i can’t. i just can’t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. rachel, i love you so much.",rachel,really? youd-youd do that for me?!,0 +joey,oh no this is devastating! my faith is shaken. i’m so glad i have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.,rachel,"ok well here, well just move the coffee table closer to the couch.",0 +chandler,"he has sex, and we get hit in our heads.",rachel,"yknow what, i want you to leave! get outta here!",1 +tag,this one’s from me.,rachel,he’s gonna eat the cake!,0 +monica,"i know, hes just so, so... do you remember you and tony demarco?",rachel,"so rachel, whatre you, uh... whatre you up to tonight?",0 +ross,no.,rachel,"okay, okay. uh, well uh, rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings in his ear.",0 +chandler,can i just say one thing?,rachel,"yknow, when you say partner it doesnt sound cop. it, it sounds gay.",0 +ross,"wait a minute, look.",rachel,"i think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.",0 +chandler,"that is so weird, because every time i go to the dentist, i look down the hygienist’s blouse.",rachel,ah yeaaaah!,0 +phoebe,alex trebek?,rachel,"y’know what? actually i’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, i need to talk to you about something.",0 +ross,"sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay.",rachel,and you?,0 +ross,"thanks! ugh, i can’t believe you’re not gonna be there!",rachel,chandler? a word.,0 +ross,which is fine! because you just turned——twenty-eight!,rachel,"everybody, this is parker, parker this is…",0 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,yeah?,1 +phoebe,here.,rachel,"no, my parents are rich.",0 +mr. thompson,"our next item is the romantic trip to paris. it goes to emil alexander high a high bid of 2,300.",rachel,ugh! so close!,1 +chandler,hey.,rachel,oh yeah.,1 +joey,"i called the sperm bank today, they havent sold a single unit of tribianni. nobody wants my product. i mean, i-i-i dont get it maybe if they met me in person.",rachel,"honey, you got a little thing on your...",1 +monica,no.,rachel,what? oh my god! i’m gonna miss you so much!,1 +joey,"yeah! yeah y’know, like warm up the crowd. ask ‘em where they’re from. ‘cause in joey tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. i’m a minis-tainer! there is no one better! there is no one greater!",rachel,how can you not remember us kissing?!,1 +ross,no you’re not.,rachel,yes i am!,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,i really do.,1 +teacher,people! last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. lets not have that happen again!,rachel,"umm, i’ll have a cup of coffee.",0 +chandler,"you are a frightening, frightening man.",rachel,oh no! my new paolo shoes!,1 +ross,okay! ho-ho! we did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!,rachel,apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.,0 +monica,"yeah, well you promised barry, youd marry him.",rachel,"look you guys, i have to go, im the maid-of-honor. and besides you know what i just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.",1 +chandler,you guys ready fore the movies?,rachel,"yeah! oh by the way, thank you for loaning us pamela and yasmine.",1 +phoebe,"oh my god! well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!",rachel,you don’t understand! you didn’t see how brazen she was.,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,i’ll take a coffee. so how was your big date last night?,1 +joey,this thing welded shut?!,rachel,okay.,1 +mark,"you wanna talk, i mean i can come over?",rachel,"no! really, no, please, please, that’s, that’s okay.",1 +ross,"hey, y’know what and if you’re looking for a place? i just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.",rachel,unless...,0 +monica,okay. sorry.,rachel,ugh! what grandmother?,1 +ross,ohhhh…,rachel,"three months? okay... this is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think youre gonna keep seeing her?",0 +ross,"look, i really need some help, okay? why? why did i have to speak in a british accent?! what do i do?",rachel,"yeah, once again, i am sorry. thank you. bye. i just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"wow! the only thing i got from my grandmother was her eyes. i mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyes—do-do you want to make out?",0 +monica,"oh, really?!",rachel,"yeah. just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?",1 +monica,hi!,rachel,and ross.,1 +ross,huh?,rachel,well that’s true. and i am only naked in one scene. plus it sounds really great. my character’s catholic and he falls in love with this jewish girl. who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. so we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. it’s really sweet and-and tender.,0 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,and remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?,1 +monica,i know what you mean. youre like a sister to me too.,rachel,i wouldnt know what im gonna do without you...,1 +joey,yeah! good night!,rachel,"yeah, well, sure i touch them, but i spent years learning not to squish them. that’s my hand.",0 +all,m!,rachel,"oh no, two days, you must be bummed.",0 +ross,i cant believe it! hes looking right at us!,rachel,"‘cause i ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.",0 +ross,"hey, you guys.",rachel,happy birthday.,1 +joey,what are you doing?,rachel,"ohh, sorry.",1 +phoebe,right.,rachel,you told them he was missing?,0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,which one are you?,0 +monica,men are such idiots.,rachel,"oh, so you’re going with the teacher, huh?",0 +tag,"are you kidding me?! with a cute butt like this, i’d find work.",rachel,thank you! you’re great!,1 +phoebe,"i don’t know, i hardly ever say that about people.",rachel,"ohh, well, this is just perfect!",1 +jill,"this is where ross and i are meeting for our date. so, what do you think?",rachel,"well, i-i don’t like it.",1 +ross,"there you go! good enough for your party, huh?",rachel,sure.,1 +ross,my fajitas!!,rachel,phd,0 +phoebe,huh.,rachel,"i mean i think i’d say no to anybody right now. oh, but it was so strange. i mean i’m standing there with this charming, cute guy, who’s asking me to go out with him, which i’m allowed to do, and i felt guilty. yknow, like i’d be cheating on ross or something.",1 +ross,"all right i guess im, gonna go pack.",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,"okay rachel, i can’t wait to live with you! and you know what we should do? bring monica and then we could all live there together! we’ll have so much fun!!",rachel,"but honey, i think she’s moving in with chandler.",1 +erin,"uh, okay.",rachel,"goin’ out, huh? wow! wow! so things didn’t work out with kathy, huh? bummer.",0 +monica,i’ll take care of it.,rachel,"ooh, hey! hey, there little fella. mr. fuzzy-man, how are you doing? aww. eww! oh! eww! gross! idiot!! stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! oh look at me, i’m so cute, i’m a little chick who’s disgusting! god, you’re so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! quack-quack, quack-quack!! what are you quacking about?! dumb donald doo-doo!!",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"oh, i know, i know. ive just been crazed.",0 +phoebe,i suppose i could tell her its just all my fault.,rachel,you mean scared.,0 +ross,keep pushing!,rachel,are you okay?,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,but! don’t you have to give him his money back?,1 +joey,uh uh!,rachel,"yeah baby, ill show you how we do it!",1 +phoebe,"rach, so, that guy there. straight or gay?",rachel,"well, id have to say gay.",1 +melissa,"you have been m.i.a for the past seven sorority newsletters, what’s up with you?!",rachel,wh——why don’t i tell you over here?,1 +ross,"hey, so uh, yknow how theres something i wanted to talk to you about?",rachel,"hey, dont blame me for wigging tonight!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, i know, but i don’t think that means anything.",rachel,"okay, pheebs, y’know what, let’s look at this objectively all right? ninth grade, right? the obsession starts. all right? the summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. so then…",1 +ross,"poor baby, you’re so tired. rach, i didn’t propose to you, joey didn’t propose to you, and chandler didn’t propose to you.",rachel,"no i totally disagree. no i think its fine for a guy to do something like that. such you an actor. not that you need to,your eyebrows are...",0 +ross,well uh…,rachel,i’m just kidding! you can go pee!,1 +ross,yes i would.,rachel,"you’d be okay if you knew that mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?",1 +phoebe,"ohh, yeah. i think his exact words were…",rachel,"well, i try to yknow, squeeze things. are you okay?",0 +ross,"wow!� � wow, you look . . . uh . . .�� its just, ah . . .�� that dress . . . uh . . .�",rachel,hey!� how come the doors locked?,0 +ross,"oh, that is so sweet. no, no, ok, you hang up. ok, ok, one, two, three. well you didnt hang up either.",rachel,she didnt hang up either...,1 +monica,"hey rach, aren’t these candlesticks mine?",rachel,hey everyone!,0 +ross,"yeah, yknow what? ill take it myself, thank you! all right rach, lets go!",rachel,yeah! are you kiddin?,1 +joey,estelle said i didnt get it.,rachel,what?! why? joey you were so ready for it!,1 +joey,"yeah. no-no i-i know i might not win, but it’s just…i’ve never even been nominated before! i want it so much.",rachel,"well joey, you’ll probably get it. but you should probably your-your gracious loser face. y’know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. y’know? so it’s sorta like…",1 +joey,"yeah, you’re roommate is a soap opera star.",rachel,okay.,0 +chandler,"oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? excuse me. blarrglarrghh.",rachel,ja!,0 +barry,"yeah, well, uh, were kind of a thing now.",rachel,...then ive already seen this one!,0 +dr. green,ross? what’s with the neck?,rachel,he’s got this thing. and i keep telling him to go to my chiropractor...,1 +ross,youre bleeding.,rachel,"i am? oh, look at that, yes i am. enough about me, enough about me, mr. back from the orient. come on. i wanna hear everything! everything.",1 +ross,whos laughing now?,rachel,i really thought shed stay.,0 +tag,do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?,rachel,what do you mean? yesterday you said i was too pretty to pay for stuff!,0 +joey,original or crappy?,rachel,original.,1 +gavin,for what?,rachel,"well, when we first met, you know, i thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious ...",1 +phoebe,"okay, we-well talk to you later. okay, bye.",rachel,"well, thats cool. so did…",0 +all,no! come on!,rachel,all right!! fine! fine.,1 +joey,i cant believe you didnt know it was a line!,rachel,guess what?,1 +phoebe,so?,rachel,"phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.",1 +phoebe,"well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my body’s always been a little faster than western medicine.",rachel,"yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up yknow, and he just started like, banging his hands together!",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"yeah, i should go to, `cause im playing in one hour. hey, you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. ooh, my sticky shoes--eww! eww! i lost my sexy phlegm!",0 +ross,totally.,rachel,"ross, you dont seem okay. ross : im sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. i think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.",1 +joey,"i mean, she should be with someone like... ross! you know what i mean, he uses all those big words too! man, smart people are dull!",rachel,"what, hey!",1 +phoebe,"okay. oh, no!",rachel,"well, what am i going to tell monica? she wants to wear them tonight!",0 +mrs. green,"well, i kinda did. me. eight weeks of me.",rachel,okay. thanks you guys. pheebs are you wearing fur?,0 +phoebe,"oh, thank god, cause that things really creepy! look, theres chandler.",rachel,yeah thats the same.,0 +monica,"rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until i find the little waffle iron.",rachel,i want the little round waffles.,1 +mona,"okay, i guess you can…close the door now.",rachel,uh-huh!,0 +joey,"so, system kinda broke down huh?!",rachel,"no! no! no! you guys were totally right! this is so much better than the first time we went out. y’know? that was so awkward, we were really nervous.",0 +monica,"nice work everybody! so much for the y’know, you can drive it, but don’t tell rachel plan!",rachel,it’s a car monica! not a rocket ship!,0 +danny,thats cool. cool.,rachel,"uh no, i have to go in a few hours. i have to be on the red-eye. well listen, y’know, next time you’re in minsk umm…",0 +ross,you sure?,rachel,francette? what is she? a couch?,0 +ross,"well, well i am married. even though i havent spoken to my wife since the wedding.",rachel,"im sorry, thats not funny.",1 +jill,hey! you have no right to tell me what to do.,rachel,i’m not telling you what to do! i am telling you what not to do!,1 +joey,"oh, they cut me out of the show.",rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,okay.,rachel,why wont i be married when im 40?,0 +chandler,"im sorry, im sorry, youre right. come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!",rachel,"ok, ok, roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to pete carney.",1 +phoebe,"oh no! that really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive.",rachel,"ohh! phoebe, this is all your fault! now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.",1 +chandler,i thought i broke joey’s chair! that’s why i replaced it with mine!,rachel,ohhhhh. that’s how it got fixed!,1 +ross,"wow, this is really soft . three hundred and fifty dollars?",rachel,did i teach her that? did i just... impart wisdom?,0 +ross,"why does joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?",rachel,"that’s not really important right now. what is important is; while we appreciate the gesture, we just don’t feel bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.",0 +phoebe,"its a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the dna to create your own pheebs!",rachel,what?! noooo…,0 +joey,"but uhm, were getting rid of her, right? rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.",rachel,"joey, i can’t do that!",1 +monica,well you did a little bit.,rachel,limited seating?! i am just one tiny person!,0 +phoebe,london is stupid! stupid!,rachel,"phoebe, you were right. i shouldve never gone to london, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.",1 +joey,"oh, i’m sorry. thank you chandler.",rachel,"anyway, there’s this big charity ball this weekend and ralph lauren bought a table, so i kinda have to go…",1 +joey,"no it isnt! no, its not. because you can also explain it with the truth!",rachel,i�ll just wait to put your order in.,0 +chandler,wheres your passport?,rachel,it should be right next to my plane ticket.,1 +monica,"no, too late. you cant give it back!",rachel,"too little, too late, benji!",0 +joey,"oh well, chandler and monica are over there and its kinda hard to concentrate.",rachel,"well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.",0 +ross,"sure. once, at work i-i thought carbon dating was fossilized…",rachel,"okay, ross, im really trying to tell you something here.",1 +phoebe,"well, let’s see, it’s not. really, like that. because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like y’know a bunch of y’know high school crap that nobody really gives y’know…",rachel,"i’m-i’m sorry, i just thought that…",1 +ross,"hey umm, was-was monica here?",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"fine, you’re right. let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something..",rachel,"okay, all right don’t judge me to much. okay? um, but i saw this info-mercial, and um, i swear to you i have never-ever bought anything on tv before, except for this mop. but there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....",0 +ronni,great.,rachel,i know it doesnt make much sense…,0 +melissa,"i-i’ve got to go. this has been so great ray-ray! oh, there you are. umm, so listen, just call me. here’s my card.",rachel,"your folks are really that bad, huh?",0 +ross,"nooo, i had to return it to the costume place.",rachel,you dont wanna know.,0 +tag,a joke they would appreciate?,rachel,maybe.,0 +ross,hi!,rachel,"oh!! my god, what are you doing here?",1 +ross,"first of all it’s professor pittain! and second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didn’t fly.",rachel,"oh-ho yeah! a song with rhyming words. oo, i never thought of that before.",0 +janice,oh. well then shut me up.,rachel,just tell me how.,1 +tag,"um, im not.",rachel,"oh, god, i know it, that i freaked you out.",1 +monica,thank you.,rachel,"emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?",0 +ross,"hey, here’s a thought.",rachel,"monica, what are you talking about?",1 +ross,"you know what, im sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! ah!! that thing gets hot!!",rachel,what?,0 +monica,that’s okay.,rachel,that’s all right.,1 +ross,anyone else? huh? bring ‘em on!,rachel,"oh, thanks for the tip.",0 +phoebe,"i just talked him into it, don’t tell me i have to do you too. the puppet master gets tired people.",rachel,"all right, me too. should we wake her up?",0 +phoebe,i—we gotta get monica.,rachel,"oh that was yours? uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.",0 +mr. thompson,"ohh, nice choice.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from thailand but i-i don’t think he-he knew what it was.",rachel,"so ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an i hate rachel club.",1 +tag,oh my god! those guys are stealing my car!,rachel,oh my god! those guys are stealing my car!,0 +chandler,"rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? was, like, your father a doctor?",rachel,geller!,0 +ross,check it out! almost 3 hours without droppin it!,rachel,"no, i mean it. there are so few genuinely nice guys out there.",0 +joey,"what? yeah! sure! uh, look at the uh, the reason…—is it hot in here?",rachel,"no. not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?",1 +melissa,"listen, we-we have to have dinner. what-what are you doing tomorrow night?",rachel,"so, ross, whats going on with you? any stories? no news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?",0 +chandler,"ooh, i don’t know if we’re there yet.",rachel,"yes. hi, i’d like to order a pizza. okay, can i ask you a question?",1 +phoebe,"dear ms. buffay. thank you for calling attention to our error. we have credited your account with five hundred dollars. were sorry for the inconvenience, and hope youll accept this- -football phone as our free gift. do you believe this?! now i have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!",rachel,"well, was there anything else?!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, its just so strange. i mean, she probably woke up today and thought, ok, ill have some breakfast, and then ill take a little walk, and then ill have my massage. little did she know god was thinking, ok, but thats it. oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, i was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, i dont think it went very far.",rachel,"is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? i mean, shes doing it because she wants to be more like you.",0 +mark,"hi. well, look, i was just gonna leave a message, isn’t tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?",rachel,so...,0 +monica,i used to wet my bed.,rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"no, were late!",rachel,"ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. look, david is going to propose to you tonight.",0 +joey,"oh, no dont worry about that, i swallowed that years ago.",rachel,"it cant be any harder than this... i mean, if i had known the last time i saw you would be the last time, i... i would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. if i had known the last time i kissed you would have been the last time... i never would have stopped.",0 +chandler,"well, it’s good that you finally have a place to do that.",rachel,"y’know joey, i could teach you to sail if you want.",1 +phoebe,what are we going to do?!,rachel,"i dont know, i dont know.",1 +monica,really?,rachel,what?! they wanted a scary story!,0 +gavin,im not a temp. i was transferred here from another department.,rachel,"i am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. though you may",0 +ross,no!,rachel,oh no!!,0 +monica,why would i have the keys?,rachel,aside from the fact that you said you had them?,1 +ross,"oh, absolutely!",rachel,yeah! this feels really good.,0 +monica,i thought you hated him?,rachel,uh-ah!,0 +phoebe,aren’t you gonna go?,rachel,"this is perfect! shell have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, ill turn on the charm-o-ross. oh im so glad you dont eat meat.",0 +ross,and what——what are you typing that for? did you hear what she said? we don’t get the annulment. don’t type that! what?! stop typing! hey! stop typing! stop typing! stop typing!!,rachel,"who’s so brave, you’re so brave, yes you are, you’re so brave.",0 +ross,"rach, we gotta go.",rachel,"there you go! good for you! and you know what, im actually getting used to this little guy. i dont really even feel him in here anymore.",0 +joey,you guys! you guys! you’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!,rachel,joey! kinda in the middle of a story here!,1 +chandler,wow.,rachel,why? whats the big deal?,1 +phoebe,oh. it’s just so unexpected! i…i uh…boy i’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a nobel prize and y’know to win one for a massage. especially after having just won a tony award for best actress in…,rachel,"honey, we have to go. our reservations are at",1 +monica,phoebe did the signs!,rachel,oh you guys thanks for doing this.,1 +ross,"hey, you guys.",rachel,are you serious?,0 +joey,look at this clown! just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. get out of the way jackass! who names his boat coast guard anyway?,rachel,what are you doing here?,0 +monica,hey!,rachel,hi. i’m joey tribbiani; i’m here to audition for man.,0 +monica,"yes, it was!",rachel,"when i was you! yknow what, it’s all joey’s fault, ‘cause he left his nose open!",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,what is it? is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?,0 +joey,ohh yeah.,rachel,right?,1 +gavin,"you dont mind? well, what do you know, it fits!",rachel,"see, gavin, youre capable of being a nice guy. why did you give me such a hard time?",1 +joey,"oh. okay. hey, can i ride this outside?",rachel,somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.,0 +ross,for what? for letting you throw me out of your office?,rachel,you had no right coming down to my office ross. you do not bring a picnic basket to somebody’s work! unless maybe they were a park ranger!,1 +ross,here we go!,rachel,"ok, careful, ok. oh, she’s smiling! oh my god, she does like it!",1 +joey,"multi-colored robes! ooh, and maybe a hat.",rachel,huh. does monica know about this?,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,really?!,1 +dr. long,"ten centimeters, you’re about to become a mom.",rachel,my god. okay. ha-ha-ha beat ya! sucker!,1 +ross,hi.,rachel,"i just finished getting phoebe all dressed to meet mikes parents. shes so nervous, its so sweet!",1 +phoebe,"that’s not why you’re going! you’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, yeah, i love you too, rach. forget that british chippy.",rachel,"oh, which museum?",0 +monica,i am not!,rachel,"oh nope, i-i have plans with joey.",0 +phoebe,"well, i’ll tell you rachel karen green, i had plans with joey tonight and he left me this note.",rachel,‘cause you guys were on a break.,0 +phoebe,that doesn’t lock does it?,rachel,i know.,0 +monica,"uh, no. loosely translated we should do this again means you will never see me naked.",rachel,so why-why wasn’t ross’s stuff ruined? and if you say the words medical marvel i’m going to easy bake your head!,0 +monica,"yeah, well i don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.",rachel,hi frank.,0 +monica,thats different! i was drunk and stupid!,rachel,well hello !,1 +joanna,oh. and rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. it’s amazing how she gets it right almost every time!,rachel,"i-i-i of course, i have more responsibilities than that.",1 +amy,"well, it should be. im gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...",rachel,its not true. i never called your mother a wolverine.,0 +joey,i had a donut.,rachel,hi!,1 +woman,"yeah, well, now youre kinda not.",rachel,but i saved it. i put my basket on top.,1 +gunther,sorry. she thought you were somebody else.,rachel,"that’s exactly what i said. phoebe, isn’t that strange.",0 +chandler,"okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first",rachel,"god, that is the nicest kitchen.",0 +ross,"look, im sure it would be great, but i-i think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, im gonna go!",rachel,"alright, have a good time.",0 +gunther,let it be me! let it be me!,rachel,"honey, thats very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, theres no reason to be jealous.",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"uhm, i hadnt no you... i had no idea you were so excited about paris. uhm, i mean, you said you were scared.",0 +monica,"rachel, you can go down there, you dont have to smoke. just say you wanna get some fresh air.",rachel,"yeah, i can do that.",1 +jill,why are you so jealous of me?,rachel,"hi, um, im account number 7143457. and, uh, i dont know if you got any of that, but i would really like a copy of the tape.",0 +monica,"i feel terrible, i really do.",rachel,"thanks. hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?",0 +joshua,because i-i like you.,rachel,you really didn’t know?,0 +chandler,"my chair. now, if anybody asks, your name is rosita!",rachel,you will like it!,1 +monica,its my new perfume. why dont you come closer where you can really appreciate it?,rachel,"oh, yknow joey, you are sick!",1 +joey,"oh, women can. you cant.",rachel,monica...would you please tell joey that he is a pig?,1 +joey,oh man! arent you guys done yet?! i wanna sit in my chair!,rachel,"yeah, they were just slowing me down. alright, i have to get back to the babies. ill see you girls later.",0 +ross,hi!,rachel,"so you eh, you talked to joey?",1 +ross,"rach, he’s not an ex-con.",rachel,"if... if you want to drink, its ok with me, ive got to get used to it.",0 +joshua,"oh great! wow! yeah, it’s comfortable.",rachel,"yes, and her boyfriend. but were celebrating thanksgiving in december cause he is lunar.",0 +ross,its not a word!,rachel,"okay, okay, okay, fine, im gonna look it up .",1 +ross,"i know. hey remember…remember the night they got engaged? how uh, you and i almost…",rachel,"oh, i remember how we almost. do you think we would’ve gone through with it? y’know, if we hadn’t gotten caught. do you think we would’ve done it?",1 +ross,"what, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?",rachel,what about the time i said we were on a break?,0 +joey,"oh, i-i, i think thats the first time i ever missed a meal! yeah, my pants are a little loose!",rachel,"hey, you guys…",1 +chandler,"really? he does? hey, buddy, whats up! oh, she told you about that, huh. well, yeah, i have one now and then. well, yeah, now. well, its not that big- ..well, thats true,.. gee, yknow, no-one- no-ones ever put it like that before. well, okay, thanks!",rachel,what?!,0 +phoebe,you must be hilda.,rachel,"she’s a hooker! she’s a hooker! she’s a… hi! uh, we spoke on the phone.",0 +joey,i knew i shouldn’t have mentioned it! that’s what i wanted to name my kid!,rachel,"hey, mon, if you were hoping to sleep with joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing.",1 +joey,"oh, they cut me out of the show.",rachel,okay. bye!,0 +joey,yeah may-maybe you don’t tell anyone about this.,rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,"yknow, its even worse when youre twins.",rachel,youre twins?,1 +monica,really?!,rachel,"and that was so sweet of you to ask! oh my god, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!",1 +ross,surely you can think of something good.,rachel,"y’know, just some good faith money to hold the date.",0 +monica,that’s true.,rachel,honey i swear it we just kissed.,1 +chandler,oh yes!,rachel,drunk enough to know that i want to do this. not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.,0 +ross,"oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah...",rachel,yeah-yeah-yeah!!,1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,oh-ow!,1 +phoebe,"it’s so weird, i have never been fired from anything before!",rachel,sweety...,1 +joshua,"no, they’re-they’re all true.",rachel,oh.,1 +monica,the guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!,rachel,well-well you can give them to me! i haven’t felt my feet in years!,1 +ross,"rachel, i can see you dialing! i dont understand why...",rachel,"of course not! and youre gonna love mary ellen. shes really smart and cute and funny, and i cant tell you how i know this, but she not opposed to threesomes. so tell me some about my guy.",0 +ross,"yeah-uh-huh. tomorrow night, valentine’s day, the most romantic day of the year. who knows what could happen? i might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what i mean.",rachel,my surprise party!,0 +ross,"actually, it wasn’t that close.",rachel,"no! y’know what? no! no! you thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculous—we’re gonna flip a coin! all right?! heads!",1 +ross,sure.,rachel,enjoy!,0 +nurse,okay…,rachel,"i’m sure it’s a famous watering can, okay. but, come on…and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?",0 +ross,hmm.,rachel,okay!,0 +mr. thompson,so glad you brought someone.,rachel,"oh, but wait i do have a globe.",0 +ross,"how great is this? you are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. oh, i am sorry michelle, that�smy roommate, rachel.",rachel,"hi, and i am also emma�s mother.",1 +chandler,"rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? was, like, your father a doctor?",rachel,"yeah, why?",1 +phoebe,yeah! what have you got to lose? y’know you might even end up with someone really special if you pick my guy.,rachel,got it.,0 +joey,huh. huh.,rachel,"joey. you know, um, hes really nutsy about you.",0 +amy,"um... listen, i couldnt help but overhear... cause i was trying to... listen, let me do this alright? i really wanna help you guys out, and plus rachels been so wonderful to me...",rachel,absolutely.,1 +phoebe,"okay, im gonna go too. im gonna go to the airport. i figure if i hang around there long enough, someones bound to leave one of those planes unattended.",rachel,"good luck, honey!",1 +ross,"oh, no no no. nono, this is just vintage rachel. i mean, things just sort of happen around you. i mean, youre off in rachel-land, doing your rachel-thing, totally oblivious to peoples monkeys, or to peoples feelings...",rachel,ross.,1 +ross,"no, yknow what, i guess its partially my fault. yknow, i shouldntve, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. i shouldve started you off with like a pen or a pencil.",rachel,"ross, im doing everything that i can, ive got everybody looking for him, and i- oh! who is it?",1 +ross,what? what? what?! you guys knew? you all knew and you didnt tell me?!!,rachel,"welcome to the building. im uh, steve sarah; im president of the tenants committee.",0 +joey,"uh, yeah but uh, i may have said those things before but, i never truly meant them. until now.",rachel,sorry. so how’s it going with joey?,0 +phoebe,here.,rachel,oh my god.,0 +ross,wow!,rachel,"now, that-that was a good thing that i told you, right?",1 +ross,"no, no, i mean, ya know, i, i read a book and there was a girl named emily and i thought, i thought that might be good.",rachel,"wow. well being a huge knicks fan myself, i think you should take someone whos a huge knicks fan.",0 +monica,"believe me, that is not why we wont be doing that!",rachel,"you know pheebs, when i was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find em all.",1 +phoebe,"all right, i already didnt give them back to you, thats what i said. where is that other earring?",rachel,"its not here pheebs, its not here. ohh, i went to joey and chandlers last night! okay!",1 +joey,"ooh. so umm, i was talkin’ to ross and he said you were looking for a new place.",rachel,oh yeah! hopefully across the street if certain dutch people would just let go.,1 +ross,"look, i-i know how miserable you are, i wish there was something i can do. i mean i wish i were a seahorse. because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. and then also umm, i’d be far away in the sea.",rachel,god. i have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!,1 +ross,baby got back,rachel,"one more time from the top... i like big butts and i cannot lie, you other br...",1 +ross,huh?,rachel,youre pretty.,1 +amy,"you know what? ever since i got here, you have been nothing but negative.",rachel,excuse me?,1 +phoebe,"white plains. oh, it sounds like such a magical place.",rachel,"ah, we’re out. i sold them all.",0 +monica,so-so there is no party.,rachel,"no, theres a party. theres a party. but the power, that is still up for grabs. you follow me?",1 +ross,"okay. okay. if uh, if you’re gonna do this, then i’m gonna do that. so…",rachel,"nooo. no, no, ah, are you sure it wasn’t something that sounded like ginger, like ah, gingeer?",0 +molly,hi!,rachel,oh! molly! youre not ross.,1 +chandler,whose is it?,rachel,i don’t want to say.,1 +monica,"i just ran into dave and he told me that you blew him off! i mean, you listen to me! now, im calling the shots! i say you leave ross alone and go get dave! what the hell were you trying to do?",rachel,"well, ultimately, i was trying yknow, i-i wanted…tell him yknow, that im still in love with him.",1 +phoebe,"so, what should you have done?",rachel,"well, it felt french.",0 +man,"hey rach, i just heard. im so sorry.",rachel,congratulations!,0 +ross,"you havent by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?",rachel,"well, it matters to me!",0 +joey,why god?!! why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!,rachel,"oh my god! oh my god, we are 31.",0 +joey,hi!,rachel,you’re his bitch.,0 +ross,"rach, thanks but uh, i dont need you doing me any favors.",rachel,i-i-i didnt! i didnt! she thought you were cute.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i did. i think it sounds yknow big sistery, yknow, ‘frank’s always late.’",rachel,"well relax, he’ll be here.",1 +monica,i’m so humiliated!,rachel,"yeah but y’know what they say mon, there’s no such thing as bad press.",1 +joey,yeah?,rachel,"and now, yknow, im like... im like the other woman! i feel so..",1 +ross,until we start to look very small.,rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,that would be a lot more convincing if you werent drooling.,rachel,"ewww, is that what that is?",1 +ross,apparently phoebe’s mother also goes by the name julio.,rachel,"you guys, there’s a little girl in soho looking for this cat. i mean, you know what that means?!",1 +amy,she did? who got her condo in boca?,rachel,"hi, ross.",0 +monica,then why did you move?!,rachel,lets just say theres a well-dressed pack of dogs in ohio. hey monica listen is-is phoebe there? i gotta ask her something about the car.,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,what time? maybe we can share a cab!,0 +ross,"you deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? someone who wakes up every morning thinking oh my god, im with rachel. you know, someone who makes you feel good, the way i am with julie. was there a second of all?",rachel,"i’m gonna go get him! okay, i am going back in!",0 +ross,"hey you know what? you know what? to avoid this little thing in the future, lets just say, you and me, never having sex again.",rachel,"im telling you, hes great! i mean, even if my sperm worked fine, id think hed be the way to go!",0 +melissa,"you have been m.i.a for the past seven sorority newsletters, what’s up with you?!",rachel,they all had a thing for him.,0 +ross,"oh i know, isnt it? ooh... whatd you do to get her to laugh?",rachel,and chandler i can’t believe i let you pay for this one. thanks man.,0 +ross,"oh, its fine.� actually, i, i invited mike over.",rachel,phoebes mike?,1 +phoebe,what?! what do you mean you’re going to london?,rachel,joey stuffing 15 oreos in his mouth.,0 +monica,"hey rach, what about this? huh? who-who gets this? see, i don’t know if i want it because it might be y’know, too many memories!",rachel,china patterns!!!!!,0 +phoebe,"hey! i’ve got a great idea for party favors for the shower. okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone’s names in them and inside is everyone’s individual birth stone.",rachel,"okay. okay. all right, you take care of that. and meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still don’t have a guest list.",1 +ross,now i’m so happy.,rachel,what are you talking about?!,1 +monica,you wanna fool around with joey?,rachel,"yeah! you know, ever since i had that dream about him, and cant get it out of my head! and whats the big deal, people do it all the time!",1 +phoebe,i know. hand me a tissue.,rachel,and you dont a little good about donating the money?,0 +monica,oh! theyre late and theyre sloppy!,rachel,it must be a virus. i think it erased your hard drive.,0 +joey,damnit phoebe!!,rachel,"oh my god! i don’t believe it! oh, you poor bunny.",0 +ross,thanks man.,rachel,can i change a hundred?,0 +ross,"hey, i was looking out for you.",rachel,"oh, really, well ross, you know what? i am a big girl. i dont need someone telling me what is best for me.",1 +tag,a joke they would appreciate?,rachel,i’m thinkin’ no.,1 +joey,"hey rach listen, no matter what this guy says i want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.",rachel,i’m not?,1 +monica,i hadnt! photo 152 was a prototype.,rachel,"hey. okay, i gave him another chance, but tim has got to go!",0 +sandy,thats great! im sorry. its just... such an emotional thing when youre welcomed into a new family...,rachel,oooh... ***i really cant hear what she says*** come here.,1 +joey,"i got this pair marked excess, i gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.",rachel,"anyway, im going to be the coordinator of the womans collection, ill work right under the director, its the perfect, perfect job for me!",1 +amy,oh. i was so looking forward to this. it was going to be such a beautiful thanksgiving. we were going to have sushi.,rachel,"oh amy, dont cry amy. um.. ross, could i talk to you in private?",1 +chandler,why are you in here if joshua is all the way over there?,rachel,"all right, fine. tonights potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots.",0 +chandler,"well, where’s the logic in that?!",rachel,"the logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!",1 +melissa,so last i heard you were gonna get married. oh poor ray-ray.,rachel,"oh no-no, no! it’s good! it’s all good! i-i actually work at ralph lauren!",1 +ross,"no, god! hey, rach, youve been an amazing daughter, ok? right now you just need to get some rest.",rachel,"yeah, that would be fantastic! my-my nephew is crazy about the knicks! this is fantastic, thank you so much rachel.",0 +phoebe,"ooooohhhhh! fine, i cant take it anymore! im putting an end to this!",rachel,"oh, if she jumps, i get her tickets.",1 +joey,"ah… hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking?",rachel,"hi, um, im gonna need a new set of these forms .",0 +joey,no! no! i can’t! you gotta get me out of it! i’ve got plans! important plans!,rachel,ross said there’s still no word from chandler.,1 +amy,"thank you! so, can i stay with you?",rachel,hi! what... . please tell me those are clip-ons.,0 +joey,i’m gonna be an uncle! come here!,rachel,you’re all gonna be aunts and uncles.,1 +monica,"okay marjorie, hit it.",rachel,"oh, well thats ok. i think you and i will do much better if youre just... here as a bridesmaid.",0 +joey,does it really matter?,rachel,"wow! wow. wow. wow, it is hot in here.",1 +ross,what’s the matter? you okay?,rachel,a spoon. your hands. your face!,0 +phoebe,who’s the father?!,rachel,"ugh! look honey y’know what? i haven’t told him yet, so until i do i don’t think i should tell anybody else.",1 +ross,he does not look happy.,rachel,"hey-hey, now he’s showing us his poking device.",1 +monica,"alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.",rachel,ok.,1 +mindy,"hey, you.",rachel,"dude, you don’t have to brag! we got nothing here!!",0 +joanna,"so ah, what’s wrong with him?",rachel,"oh, nothing, he’s just goofy like that, i actually, hardly notice it anymore.",1 +all,hey!,rachel,"hey! hey, pheebs, check it out. yeah, for my desert, i have chosen to make a traditional english truffle!",1 +ross,right. ohh! you-you want me to be your backup.,rachel,"okay, so now do you believe that shes attracted to me?",0 +customer,"ahh, miss? more coffee?",rachel,"ugh. excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? go ahead. thank you. sorry. okay, las vegas.",1 +tag,good morning.,rachel,"hi tag! hey, so did you have fun with uh, with joey last night?",1 +monica,phoebe and rachel saw you with nancy today and... em... they think youre having an affair.,rachel,"no. no, thank you!",0 +chandler,"well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?",rachel,"‘kay, first of all, this attitude is not helping.",0 +ross,what about emma? we dont have a nanny.,rachel,i know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.,0 +steve,is it dry in here?,rachel,sure!,0 +elizabeth,umm…,rachel,"uh, i am, uh, being naked?",0 +joey,you sure?!,rachel,"yes! yes! i got half a mind to contract that doctor’s uterus though. mild discomfort, what’s he talking about?",1 +monica,"okay, we’re gonna need a distraction.",rachel,"okay, okay, okay.",1 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,please i have an extremely high threshold...holly mother of god! my face! my face!! im all right! im all right!just a little bit of shock thats all but ill be fine you can go again. im ok dammit! woman!! how hoooow!,0 +monica,"nobody wants to do it? all right, i’ll do it myself.",rachel,monica! i’m not gonna screw it up!,1 +joey,"oh my god, i’m sorry, i’m being so rude. rachel, would like a soda or something? because chandler would run right out and get it.",rachel,"yeah sure, iced tea would be great.",1 +phoebe,how can you not know which one?,rachel,sure!,0 +monica,"yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.",rachel,the firm?,0 +joshua,"thanks. maybe i’ll see in the spring, with the uh, y’know, for the uh, bathing suits.",rachel,"oh well, you don’t want to do that now?!",1 +monica,this bottle opener.,rachel,"no-no-no, that’s great! i’ll be there monday. and thank you again! okay. umm, that was the head of the paleontology department at n uh, y, uh u!",0 +joey,ross! so when is it gonna air?,rachel,oh... then i overpaid.,0 +joey,you could?,rachel,yeah! i’ve been sailing my whole life. when i was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.,1 +dr. long,"rachel you’re gonna have to push even harder, nothing’s happening!",rachel,i actually needed to talk to you before the birth.,0 +ross,well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?,rachel,"yeah, i-i just made up the stuff about the wedding because i didn’t want you to worry about me. but, i’m having surgery today.",0 +ross,"all right, shows over. nothing to see here. ok, lets do laundry.",rachel,"i know, but, i made a huge mistake. i never should have broken up with her. will you help me? please?",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"she’s doing it look, she’s breast-feeding look!",1 +ross,"whoa, whoa, whoa. you looked at her. you never look. you just answer, its just a reflex. do i look fat? nooo! is she prettier than i am? noo! does size matter?",rachel,where you going?,0 +joshua,"huh. oh, boy! uhh, i-i don’t wear suits to work, and i bought six of them from you.",rachel,no one’s ever thrown me a surprise party before!,0 +phoebe,30 seconds.,rachel,"30 seconds, okay.",1 +joey,"well, what am i gonna do rach?! i don’t have that kind of money!",rachel,"i know. okay. okay. okay. all right. all right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference.",1 +monica,went down to the docks. bet ya didnt know you could get it wholesale.,rachel,i didnt know there were docks.,1 +chandler,how do monica and phoebe know?,rachel,"oh, i called them. and when they ask me what i saw, i can be very generous or very stingy.",1 +monica,"wow, whats the bad news!",rachel,hey joe!,0 +joey,"get the ball, ready? get the ball, get the ball! well, you’re cute, but you’re not too smart!",rachel,"aww, look who’s being suddenly shy. you can’t tell me you don’t feel what i feel. nobody can kiss that good and not mean it.",0 +phoebe,"rachel, we’re sorry for pushing those guys on you.",rachel,"oh that’s all right! y’know, i ended up having a really good time. y’know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.",1 +monica,hey.,rachel,hey.,1 +monica,"no! steady as a rock! now, are you with me.",rachel,"all right, let’s do it.",1 +joey,i don’t know. i guess there’s just always been this distance,rachel,oh. it’s,1 +joey,o k.,rachel,she really left.,0 +monica,"no, chandler’s still in phase one, and joey’s that thing you smell.",rachel,"i wanna see everything! times square, coney island, rockefeller center...",0 +ross,"well, this was fun. uh, we should really do it again sometime, whadya say? ok. alright so ive got him.",rachel,"i dont believe this. i miss, i miss the first time of everything. i missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. what else did i miss? has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?",0 +ross,"whoa-whoa, aren’t you a little over dressed?",rachel,"you are! hey, heres twenty bucks. -- why dont you go buy yourself something pretty while im at work tomorrow?",0 +ross,"i do not always have to be—okay, okay.",rachel,"hey, you don’t even live here anymore! what are you doing answering my phone? i have my machine!",0 +phoebe,go ahead.,rachel,you’re gonna be late! go! go!,1 +ross,"hey, come on in.",rachel,what are you talking about?,0 +phoebe,"it’s-it’s not negative, it’s positive.",rachel,are you sure?,1 +ross,"yes, i do have a laundry room in my building, um, but theres a.... rat problem. apparently theyre attracted to the dryer sheets, and theyre goin in fine, but theyre comin out all.... fluffy. anyway, say, sevenish?",rachel,sure.,1 +ross,"yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",rachel,so what do you say? can i be your girlfriend again?,1 +chandler,"okay, look i need your help, i don’t know what to get her for valentine’s day.",rachel,"well, valentine’s day was like two weeks ago, so i wouldn’t get her a calendar!",1 +tag,rachel green’s office.,rachel,in a minute? what’s gonna happen in a minute?!,0 +phoebe,finger sandwiches and tea.,rachel,"im so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. owen doesnt know hes adopted, and he also thinks that santa is real.",0 +ross,"oh, oh. of course. god, im so stupid. you guys are a couple now. i mean, you probably just want to be alone.",rachel,aaah... youre not good at this...,0 +joey,what are you doing?,rachel,"oh, hey aunt millie.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,so-so you would’ve just lied?,0 +joey,"rach, these are for you.",rachel,wiper blades. i dont even have a car.,1 +barry,"no, it was. it was very very good.",rachel,"yes, joey has a very careful screening process. apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.",0 +monica,"well, i-i—there was this guy at the bank that i thought was cute umm, but i dont anymore.",rachel,"wow thats uh, juicy. umm, yknow what though mon, i actually do have a lot of work to do so if-if—are you sure theres just not anything else?",1 +tag,"anyway, i’m guessing you hired somebody.",rachel,what is it sweetie?,0 +monica,"well, i guess we wont be warming his house.",rachel,"okay. all right, i see what hes doing! hes not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.",1 +dr. green,what do you need help for?,rachel,with my alignment. i’ve got one leg shorter than the other.,1 +joanna,done!,rachel,and an assistant.,1 +joey,"no, its not, we have nothing in common!",rachel,"... yeah, its true.",1 +monica,well it didnt!,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,with you?! yeah right!,rachel,that’s weird!,0 +ross,"yes, she is this new professor of my department that i did not kiss.",rachel,"alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.",0 +joey,"all right, who got chandler? ‘cause i uh, need to trade.",rachel,"boy i tell ya, that judging stuff took a lot out of me.",0 +ross,"rachel! well, you-you’re not at home, you’re-you’re-you’re right here.",rachel,open bar?,0 +ross,i cant believe youd rather go out with him than me.,rachel,"would you excuse me, please? im trying to have a date here.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,huh!,0 +ross,"anyway, if she, if she wasn’t in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?",rachel,she asked-asked you out again?,1 +joey,erin! still here!,rachel,joey.,0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,what do you mean?,0 +joey,i just got this really weird message from ross. he said turn on mtv.,rachel,oh crap!,0 +joshua,"anyway, she burned all of my clothes. i got away with two things. this suit and what turned out to be a skirt.",rachel,"well, at least that’s a great suit.",1 +chandler,"it did enter my mind! but then something happened that made it, shoot right out.",rachel,"yknow what chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.",1 +joey,oh! hey! thank god you guys are here!,rachel,hey.,0 +ross,maybe it’s uh sergeant sagittarius coming back to flirt some more!,rachel,"rach, you dont have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? trust me, i know this.",0 +joey,"no-no! no, i’m accepting it on her behalf.",rachel,joey i don’t think you know what behalf means.,1 +monica,very!,rachel,"noo! oh, it’s okay, it’s okay, baby, baby, baby.",0 +mr. geller,you stole my moves.,rachel,she said what?,0 +phoebe,what? what?,rachel,why? what’s the matter?,0 +woman,"oh, im sorry, is that your basket? its really pretty. unfortunately, i dont see suds.",rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.,rachel,how many kids were we gonna have?,0 +phoebe,"yeah ok, well at least i didnt let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.",rachel,oh hes like a...,0 +monica,how did that happen?,rachel,hey!,0 +amy,hm-mmm... mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.,rachel,hips or thighs?,1 +joey,"probably, yeah... i mean, maybe we should... hold off until we talk to ross.",rachel,"yeah... yeah, we can wait, we dont have to do anything tonight.",1 +monica,"okay so this is where the band is. and this is where the bar is. and all these pins have people’s names on them. and rach, here you are.",rachel,"oh wow. why don’t we just take me and put me with a manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. these pins aren’t for playing are they?",1 +joey,i didn’t know it was an auction!,rachel,wh?!,1 +ross,"okay, okay, we were on the ride along with gary, right?",rachel,toby! i’m not gonna let you cover for him. anything you say right now will just get me more upset with chandler!,0 +joey,what a bad idea!,rachel,"oh my god, what would have done if i said yes?",0 +monica,"well, whats the job?",rachel,"and! we should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.",0 +joey,you have knicks tickets?,rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,not that often!,rachel,no! i’m so happy for them!,1 +gavin,is this your first appology?,rachel,im comin out!,0 +ross,show them to me!,rachel,get your hands out of there! no!,1 +phoebe,"yes! you know, in six months the statute of limitations runs out and i can travel internationally again!",rachel,if the school finds out you’re fired.,0 +monica,"yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. and then you realised if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and diet coke.",rachel,even if i shrink down to two inches tall?,0 +monica,you’re on the phone!,rachel,"umm, it’s cutie mcpretty.",0 +phoebe,yes!!! oh!!,rachel,"ohh, umm, yknow what, i already ate.",0 +ross,yeah-ha!,rachel,the hard rock caf�?,0 +ross,i don’t want people to see it for your sake.,rachel,"y’know what? y’know what? rachel, just-just drop it.",0 +monica,but i didnt.,rachel,its the dog.,0 +chandler,"come on, rach.",rachel,the park huh? a public place.,0 +phoebe,now you know how you really feel about it.,rachel,"oh-oh, that’s a risky little game!",1 +monica,hey guys!,rachel,no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! you cant come in here! r-r-r-r-ross is naked.,0 +ross,hey! you were so right!,rachel,ready... go!,0 +ross,"no. i... i wanted to be with you. i don’t know, i feel like lately, i feel like you’re slipping away from me, yknow. with this new job, and all these new people, and you’ve got this whole other life going on. i-i-i know it’s dumb, but i hate that i’m not a part of it.",rachel,"ah, anything we might of heard of?",0 +monica,"the second that ross walks in that door, i want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, rweee!!",rachel,"op, yknow what though, it’s kind’ve a girlie briefcase.",0 +phoebe,"well, i was thinking...",rachel,"oh, i should go, too. oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should mike and i just meet you there.",0 +ross,"uh-uh. see, i see.... big passion in your future.",rachel,"hey, yknow, this is so not what i needed right now.",0 +ross,"rachel, i can see you dialing! i dont understand why...",rachel,im on the phone! dr. wiener?,1 +joey,"ah, let me see! damn, thats a lot of guys! are you a little slutty?",rachel,"no, im not talking about you. it was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?",0 +ross,"fine. fine, but i want the record to show that i tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes i’m gonna be saying…",rachel,"okay, here we go.",1 +ross,"oh, what were the other two?",rachel,hey!,0 +tag,how did you know they were in my bottom drawer?,rachel,"you are an amazing wife. no really youre amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, i mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.",0 +phoebe,"oh! im sorry rachel, i dont have time for your childish games, ok? i still have to go find something incredible to wear so i can beat mike at whos more over who!",rachel,"ooh, lambchop. how old is that sock? if i had a sock on my hand for thirty years itd be talking too.",0 +chandler,no!,rachel,"so, did you two have fun?",0 +janice,he’s a keeper. how are you feeling?,rachel,"oh, i’m fine.",1 +joey,"yeah, who is that?",rachel,are you all right?,0 +monica,i know. where do you wanna go eat?,rachel,whoa whoa whoa! where’re you goin’?,0 +ross,give me two.,rachel,what kind of surgery?!,0 +ross,what?,rachel,what?,0 +joey,"uhh, rub it?",rachel,"chandler, your being here is the best christmas present i could have ever imagined.",0 +phoebe,"what, so what are you gonna tell him?",rachel,"uh, aunt iris? this is phoebe, and thats rachel...",0 +monica,"hey rach, somebody got you shoes!",rachel,what?!,0 +ross,anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone elses she like freaks out. watch! watch!,rachel,"all right, great, road trip baby! this okay with you?",0 +jill,it’s probably because not mature enough. or smart enough. maybe he doesn’t like the way i dress—no that can’t be it. it’s really gotta be the smart thing. oh i’m so stupid! i’m just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!,rachel,"no honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why ross canceled the date? because i asked him to.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, but there’s a two-year wait. and then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. that’s four years. chandler’s not gonna wait that long. he’s gonna find somebody else, y’know? someone, someone who did put their name on the list.",rachel,actually its the movie theatre that has the time schedule. so you dont miss the beginning.,0 +tag,nobody. i was just practicing.,rachel,really?,1 +ross,"yes, that’s what i was going to ask, thank you.",rachel,whoa! wait! hello! what about me?,1 +joshua,"nothing i uh, it’s just that i know that they’re still out there.",rachel,"but, they’re across the hall! i mean that’s two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.",1 +phoebe,"see? and you dont care if people are staring, its just for a second cause then youre gone!",rachel,no thank you for… thank you.,0 +monica,"we were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!",rachel,it was at the front door. when i got home. somebody sent it to us.,0 +mr. zelner,"umm, no. thanks, but i’ll give these to betty. so i read your evaluation of tag, or to use his full name, tag sweetcheeks jones. is something going on with you two?",rachel,"umm, no. thanks, but i’ll give these to betty. so i read your evaluation of tag, or to use his full name, tag sweetcheeks jones. is something going on with you two?",0 +ross,it’s my new apothecary table!,rachel,hey! i got great news!,0 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,oh there is no way.,1 +joey,"what do you mean? rach, dont i seem like a professor youd buy some kind of e-crap from?",rachel,"wow, whats the bad news!",0 +mr. zelner,oh i think it’s best that i speak first.,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"oh, what were the other two?",rachel,"well, let�s see. the first one is: i don�t want to. and, you know, i�m not going.",1 +joey,a month??,rachel,"what the... dial it down! listen, ok, and maybe theyre crazy thoughts, but sometimes i do, i have, ive been thinking about... you know, us! ok, dial it up a little!",1 +phoebe,"ok, so this is pretty much whats happened so far. ross was in love with rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and italian guys. finally chandler was like forget about her but when ross was in china on his dig, chandler let it slip that ross was in love with rachel. she was like, oh my god. so she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didnt know was, that ross was getting off the plane with another woman. uh-oh! so, thats pretty much everything you need to know. but, enough about us. so, howve you been?",rachel,oh my god. oh my god. excuse me. move! move! emergency! excuse me!,1 +chandler,whose is it?,rachel,an invitation for the at first sight premiere? oh my god! val kilmer didn’t wear this in batman! he wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!,0 +ross,"well, ben would be there.",rachel,its alright. is she good-looking?,0 +joey,yeah?,rachel,"no, it’s okay, not only did i get to go out with chip matthews, i got to dump chip matthews.",0 +danny,the pizza-place across the street any good?,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,i’m good. i’m good.,rachel,hey! so how was the doctor?,0 +ross,he’s coming here for thanksgiving!,rachel,"i did not say fat! i said, fa-aa-aw-ow…",0 +susan,thanks.,rachel,with a man?,0 +joey,"saw the porsche out there mon, lookin’ good. when do i get to take that baby out again?",rachel,hey!,0 +joey,wait a minute. that sounds a little familiar! did they already do that one? ‘cause i think i read it!,rachel,"oh mon, listen i have to ask! okay, joey tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?",1 +ross,son of a bitch! oh relax! i didnt say the f word!,rachel,"ross, see! i told you, those swings are evil! alright, that is it. that is the last time emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.",1 +ross,really? wh-whats wrong?,rachel,lose the other guys.,0 +dr. green,oh come on! don’t be such a baby!,rachel,"in case you didn’t notice, that is a scary man.",1 +monica,oh my.,rachel,"you are both idiots. the joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! you shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! now let it go! the joke sucks!",0 +monica,"it’s very interesting, phoebe.",rachel,"well, i think, i think, ross already has one. now, this one’s free, right? because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free.",0 +joanna,"really? well, in that case…",rachel,thank you.,0 +joey,maybe you could take charlie shopping.,rachel,"oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. i’ll let myself out. it’s like i’m not here, which i almost wasn’t.",0 +phoebe,"oh, look! theres monica and chandler! hey! hey, you guys! hey! ohh!! ohh! ahh-ahhh!!",rachel,what?!,1 +ben,not really.,rachel,"okay. uh, want something-want something to drink?",1 +monica,"oh, youre welcome for the party. im glad youre having a good time.",rachel,"god, i hope he doesnt show up. of course hes not gonna show up, the guy hates me.",1 +monica,well. sounds like youre writing yourself a little play there rach. wow! let me know how that one turns out.,rachel,"seven years. i mean we’ve been together seven years, she’s the only woman who’s ever loved me, and the only woman i’ve-i’ve ever....",0 +joshua,"yeah, it’s-it’s my only weird thing, i swear. and i-i-i would’ve told you about it, but i didn’t know they would be here.",rachel,oh.,0 +chandler,are we greeting each other this way now? cause i like that.,rachel,"look! i cleaned! i did the windows, i did the floors... i even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, i dont know what thats for.",1 +gavin,i cant say i care too much for that smell youve brought in with you.,rachel,excuse me?,1 +ross,that is what the thing is.,rachel,"ross, things arent gonna be weird between us, right? i mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?",1 +monica,"umm, she rach, not it, she.",rachel,"yeah, i’m not so sure.",1 +julie,thank you. im from new york.,rachel,"ok, well, not a problem. well just use them to stop the bleeding. ok. baggage claim? ok.",1 +monica,"oh yeah, what’s the plan?",rachel,we… we are not… …going to let it… be a problem.,1 +monica,twelve dollars an hour.,rachel,i never had a bike of my own.,0 +man,"ah, excuse me, are you rachel green?",rachel,yes.,1 +danny,"do-do you, do you have brothers?",rachel,"about yesterday, i was really wrong. i am sorry.",0 +monica,"wendy, we had a deal! yeah, you promised! wendy! wendy! wendy!",rachel,who was that?,1 +ross,"oh my god! those weren’t albino kids, that was computer camp! rach!",rachel,hey.,1 +ross,"don’t yell at me okay, this is the most i’ve seen you all week.",rachel,oh donald that-that would be great. i am totally ready to come back to work. i—what? no! wh… what are you doing?!! get off my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!,0 +phoebe,well then you’d better hurry! the angelica! go! go!,rachel,noooooooo!!,1 +joey,"no, i know, yeah i know were great but rach no... this... this cant happen!",rachel,but can it... just... happen a little bit?,1 +phoebe,"ohh, they gave me a great spot. right by macys. yeah, they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie, but i’m the only one who can sing merry christmas in 25 languages. i lied.",rachel,"yeah, thats the uh, game we were playing.",0 +ross,"oh, yeah, no problems. it’s all taken care of.",rachel,"ross, thank you. hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?",1 +tag,"oh, i’m sorry.",rachel,there it is.,1 +monica,"all right umm, a string quartet for the procession.",rachel,"felicity and i, we’re watching my giant, and i was thinking, i’m never gonna be as good an actor as that giant. do you think i’m just wasting my life with this acting thing?",0 +ross,"oh. listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if i asked you out? sometime? maybe?",rachel,"okay now it doesn’t matter which one you choose, y’know? it’s completely up to you. our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.",0 +ross,then we have to await the data from recent mri scans and dna testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.,rachel,i knew i shouldn’t have mentioned it! that’s what i wanted to name my kid!,0 +monica,do you guys know what happened to chandler’s barca lounger?,rachel,"oh yeah, joey broke it. had to get rid of it.",1 +monica,you are?,rachel,"yeah! remember i got that uh, gala.",1 +joey,"all right! i’ll try! but if i can’t, you can stay with chandler and i until you get settled.",rachel,"oh good, ok. oh nooo, i have to go because im late for my um, green eggs and ham discussion group. um tonight its why he would not eat them on a train. have fun bye.",0 +ross,a donation has been made in your name to the new york city ballet. -- how did you know?,rachel,"eh, we werent that close anyway!",0 +monica,"but, you see, its just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? and, well, wendys more of a... professional waitress.",rachel,hey! sugar-os!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,okay. oh my god! what did i ever do to you?!,0 +bonnie,"yeah, joey and chandler sure are funny.",rachel,ohh-ha-ha!,1 +joey,kate miller it is.,rachel,they were threefold.,0 +monica,why? because of the government.,rachel,"and the vet said it was time. and so from half a world away, while my mother held the phone to his ear, i said good bye to my dog,. in seven languages.",0 +phoebe,y’know what joey left on my pillow?,rachel,"oh-ho! but not in here! can’t eat ‘em in bed, remember? no crumbies!",0 +ross,"so is everybody here? i got here a little early myself. let us begin. now,",rachel,"can i, can i help you with something?",0 +phoebe,"that true, i am flaky.",rachel,"yeah, ross sure is a great guy, y’know i’ve always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.",0 +ben,that’s a good one.,rachel,yeah? you like that one?,1 +ross,rach...,rachel,female body inspector? what size is that?,0 +monica,"hes not great umm, but hes dealing with it. oh wait a minute, youre not gonna try…",rachel,"they never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. shall we?",0 +phoebe,"oh, okay, im sorry, thank you for my azzz.",rachel,"no, look, you know charlie, right? shes cool, shes funny, her body is soo...",0 +dr. green,"i’ll never understand you lesbians. so baby, tell me…what is new with you.",rachel,oh my god! oh my god!,0 +ross,"ok, use it in a sentence.",rachel,"well, dont be.",0 +phoebe,"ah, yeah, hes so adorable, god, hes just so much fun, joey is the best, im glad youre having so much fun here.",rachel,had the money in the wrong hand.,0 +chandler,what are you doing here?,rachel,"uh, i’m just, i’m just looking out your window. at-at the view. what are you guys doing?",1 +monica,"and yet, here we are doing it again.",rachel,"ugh, monica i don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!",1 +ross,"okay, you ready?",rachel,"alright, 5 more minutes.",0 +ross,wow! happy monica’s night!,rachel,"well thank you, you too.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,you have a play date with a stripper?!,1 +monica,okay! okay! okay! well see you in about 3 to 4 hours.,rachel,so what did you two do about it?,0 +ross,rachel...,rachel,"wait a minute; you dont think it was intentional? i mean, thats just stupid.",0 +chandler,you don’t have it.,rachel,"i have so got it. there’s gonna be rumours about this, there’s no way to stop it. sophie knows, monica and phoebe know.",1 +phoebe,"oh, she’s so beautiful.",rachel,"all right, i’ll see you downstairs then.",0 +monica,"well, its like that. with feelings.",rachel,its a beautiful thing.,0 +ross,i bet someone could use one of monicas freshly baked cookies.,rachel,"oh no-no-no, i’m there.",0 +monica,"hey, rach, can you give me a hand with this box?",rachel,"no! put that box down! we are not going anywhere! this is my apartment and i like it! this is a girl’s apartment! that is a boy’s apartment, it’s dirty and it smells. this is pretty. it’s-it’s so pretty! and look, and it’s-it’s purple! and i’m telling you, you with the steady hand, i am not moving, and now i have got the steady hand.",1 +ross,"okay, bye-bye.",rachel,ow! ross!!,1 +monica,"windows are clean, candels are lit. uh, belts to tight, gotta change the belt. did i turn the fish? no, cause i made lasagne. am i out of control?",rachel,where in cuba?,0 +monica,try feeding her again.,rachel,seafood platter for the gentleman and extra fries. enjoy!,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,okay.,0 +joey,"hey! well i hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember?",rachel,you have been maid of honor before?!!,1 +monica,"you don’t think that umm, the chef’s mahi mahi was awful awful, is bad press?",rachel,where’s chandler?,0 +joey,but hes the same.,rachel,"hi, glad you could come.",0 +chandler,"i said, so im not gonna lose her?",rachel,"you didnt want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you.",0 +phoebe,"umm, hey rach, can i ask you something?",rachel,"come here! come here! sweetie you don’t have to worry. no, besides y’know what? i’m gonna have a lot of new things with you. the first time we buy a house. our first kid. our first grandkid…",0 +tag,"rachel, don’t do this. this is just because you’re turning thirty.",rachel,oh look it’s parker!,0 +phoebe,"a little bit, yeah.",rachel,pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?,1 +monica,it’s clearly an emma.,rachel,can’t you figure that out based on my date of birth?,0 +ross,high collar and baggy pants say i’m a pro.,rachel,"yeah! right! okay, i’ll see you guys later. woo hoo!",1 +monica,"umm, when i said that uh, that chandler and i wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.",rachel,"oh my god! oh, that’s funny, i can’t believe i did that.",1 +ross,"uh, hello!",rachel,so that you will intentionally do something that—they’ll-they’ll intentionally screw it up?,0 +joey,this body?,rachel,yeah that’s right! come on joey; sex me up!,1 +ross,that little naked guy would be me.,rachel,"no, i was talking about your bedding.",0 +molly,hello! i just go and get emma.,rachel,i am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!,0 +ross,"was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there.",rachel,yeah! punch him!!,0 +phoebe,"hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room?",rachel,all right!,1 +phoebe,why? just cause youre too lazy to get up off your touchie?,rachel,phoebe!,0 +monica,please! i am not as bad as ross.,rachel,no!,0 +joey,"well, i only said that because of ross, you know. then i saw him kissing charlie...",rachel,"oh, come on. i can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.",0 +joey,power saw kinda got away from me there.,rachel,hey pheebs.,1 +joey,i don’t know! charity?,rachel,ugh!,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i see what you mean.� by the way, nice ross imitation.",rachel,i arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.,0 +ross,are you gay?,rachel,ross!,1 +phoebe,alright. i looked all over the building and i couldnt find the kitty anywhere.,rachel,"hi mom, its jill.",0 +charlie,"hey, theres phoebe! is that mike shes with?",rachel,"no, thats david.",1 +monica,"hello, this is monica... yeah??? oh... okay, yes, well be right, well be right down. thank you.",rachel,what?,1 +dr. miller,"but your chin here. now, youll feel a small puff of air in each eye.",rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,already?!,rachel,"well, you couldn’t have looked everywhere or else you would’ve found her!",0 +chandler,pierce brosnan?,rachel,helen geller? i dont think so.,0 +ross,uh rach?,rachel,yeah.,1 +tag,okay i understand. i wouldn’t want to be proved wrong either.,rachel,okay get your coat! oh! when did you unhook this? nice work!,1 +ross,wait! wait! wait! yknow what? just stay. please? it uh… it would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.,rachel,"come on joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.",0 +mr. treeger,: what are you doing?,rachel,"all right, well maybe i’m enjoying it a little bit. i mean i’m getting pretty good at it.",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"ross, why didn’t you tell me that?",1 +ross,what?,rachel,was she good?,1 +amy,"no, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow rachel around like a puppy dog.",rachel,bye janine!,0 +joey,"he broke up with julie. well, go hug her, for gods sakes.",rachel,really?,1 +ross,"no need to point, she knows who ross is.",rachel,yeah. i mean we are having a baby together.,0 +ross,if only he were a woman.,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,hello.,rachel,hello.,1 +chandler,"well, thank you for lunch.",rachel,"oh my god! dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache—headache. vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! now okay, i don’t recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! oh i’m sorry, extra strength death capsules!",0 +phoebe,"oh my god, look! that’s elizabeth!",rachel,oh-oh professor geller.,1 +ross,"no! i made it seem like i was just calling to chat. pretty sure, they both think i’m interested in them.",rachel,"all right, we’ve got to tell her he’s gone.",1 +monica,"no, i havent seen him.",rachel,"well, where is he? he is supposed to be here. what if the baby needs him?",1 +joey,of course i’m jokin’! i don’t take checks.,rachel,chandler.,0 +joey,i’m so happy!,rachel,"oh, thank god you’re here! you have to help me! were you just talking to yourself?",1 +phoebe,"ooh, is that spelled with a ‘c’ or a ‘k’? oh my god! it doesn’t matter; they’re both great!",rachel,oh y’know what? y’know what? now that you know what you want you should go to kleinman’s and get it half off. this place is so overpriced.,1 +joey,who called here? did she sound blond? huh? did-did-did she have an accent? i gotta make a call! i shoulda never walked into that sunglass hut!,rachel,"i don’t know, he just started kissing me. get him! get him, vince!",0 +luisa,no!,rachel,rachel! come on out! monica made breakfast!,0 +ross,"i love you too, and im never letting you go again.",rachel,what?,0 +ross,i take it.,rachel,dad seriously! y’know you really should see someone about that!,0 +monica,the oven is on.,rachel,"okay, mike and joey, get in position. chandler, come with me.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"i mean i love spending time with you, y���know i just—i hope",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"oh, yknow, it’s just like hats, and a shirt, and cd’s, just sort of stuff that you’ve left here.",1 +phoebe,its...,rachel,rachel...,1 +luisa,luisa gianetti! lincoln high? i sat behind you guys in home room!,rachel,whaaat!,0 +joey,"i got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?",rachel,"uh, paul’s caf�. they got great food and it’s really",1 +monica,you just wanna each take one?,rachel,yeah that seems fair. we never use them.,1 +monica,hey!,rachel,dont you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture—i didnt have my camera!,0 +phoebe,"okay. oh but don’t tell them monica’s pregnant because, they frown on that.",rachel,"well, you’re-you’re sweating.",0 +monica,who do you wanna fool around with?,rachel,"nobody, forget it!",1 +phoebe,"yeah! no, that’s right. and i thought it was a really good idea.",rachel,"i know, i remember that!",1 +ross,"but we havent seen each other since then. well i land in china, guess whos in charge of the dig.",rachel,"julie! julie, isnt that great? i mean, isnt that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?",1 +joey,did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?,rachel,who isnt?,0 +chandler,they have that on the napkins at the club.,rachel,hey! isn’t that tag’s backpack.,0 +phoebe,"hey! umm, well, only okay because i just got back from, from the hospital.",rachel,"oh, rachel, actually, yknow what, forget it.",0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,"right, so thats a firm no. i cannot believe this, i just keep striking out.",0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,"what?! ross yknow this isn’t even about you! i mean this is about rachel and something wonderful happening for her. i mean you know even if you’re right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?",0 +nurse,i’m sorry. semi-private rooms are all we have.,rachel,okay. just give us a second. ross!,1 +ross,you sure youre alright?,rachel,yep.,1 +guy,"i’m sorry, i wa, i wa, i was just ah....",rachel,"oh, good, good, you guys are here! listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!",0 +danny,"yeah, whats the gala for?",rachel,oh yeah!,0 +phoebe,i got me some drinks!,rachel,wow! it’s small.,0 +monica,"so do you think that these pictures—are, are they trying to tell a story?",rachel,"oh, yeah, sure. i mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she’s crying out, ‘where are they, where are they?’",1 +monica,i guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!,rachel,we have to get her a present?!,1 +joey,i know. i know.,rachel,"it kinda worked. i mean y’know, i don’t know about you buy i haven’t thought about our thing since all this.",1 +ross,i was doing great with julie before i found out about you.,rachel,hey!,0 +gavin,hello,rachel,what do you mean?,0 +ross,oh.,rachel,oh my god!! you threw pepper on the fire!,0 +ross,"this is insane, i’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.",rachel,"you know everything!! oh wait, double or nothing. i bet you the baby is over seven pounds. i bet you it has hair. i bet you it’s a girl.",0 +monica,i swear ive seen birds do this on wild kingdom.,rachel,what are you guys doing here?,1 +ross,"well, what was it?",rachel,hiccups.,1 +phoebe,"really? so this is... this is my big send off in the married life? rachel this is the only bachelorette party im ever gonna have! ive got a big wad of ones in my purse! really? i mean, really? its just tea?",rachel,"nooo! phoebe, of course there is more! i mean, ill just go and talk to monica and get an eta on the pee-pees!",1 +joshua,"hi, i’m joshua.",rachel,action.,0 +joey,hey. it happened!,rachel,who you what? who you what?!,0 +charlie,"yeah! actually joey and i are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?",rachel,"oh, i cant. because i-ive seen them.",1 +ross,"i have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? im not gonna watch chandler up there while im sitting in the seats like some chump! . oh! my god! youre breathtaking!",rachel,what dyou want?,1 +ross,"yeah-uh-huh. tomorrow night, valentine’s day, the most romantic day of the year. who knows what could happen? i might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what i mean.",rachel,"okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! i got it! i got it! i got it! i can’t! i can’t! i can’t! i cannot go with you and my sister thing. okay? i just can’t. it’s just too weird, all right? i imagine the two of you together and i freak out. it freaks me out. i can’t do it! i can’t do it.",1 +ross,"i think we do. why don’t we go inside? look uh, i know why you’re here.",rachel,we’re you just ten seconds later!,0 +receptionist,"hello, welcome to lavender day spa spa. how may i help you?",rachel,"are you trying to tell me that we’re moving to oklahoma, or that you’re gay? all right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?",0 +chandler,"i dont see it that way. okay? because, i see two monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new monica, who i just started to date. now, whos to say what she wants?! i’m right. im right. am i right?",rachel,"no, youre right, you are absolutely right. i mean that makes, that makes everything different.",1 +ross,son of a bitch! oh relax! i didnt say the f word!,rachel,thank you!,0 +joey,"hey, i think emma might like it!",rachel,"ok, you guys, i don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, i don’t want to live with rachel anymore.",0 +kathy,"no, no, its not like that. i, i work for a medical researcher.",rachel,"well, have fun!",1 +phoebe,wow! i cannot believe mark asked you out.,rachel,i know.,1 +phoebe,chuck woolery?,rachel,what’s up?,0 +joey,cute! this is janice! you remember janice?,rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"no, i can handle it. no, i’m a professional.",rachel,"oh well, okay, good luck.",0 +ross,"well, you know what... i-im sorry im the only one who isnt in love with gary poppins out there... but i just... i cant... i cant go through with this.",rachel,"without that, you just got lame with women.",0 +chandler,okay.,rachel,"okay. okay. okay. umm, maybe you can start with, chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew i wanted more.",1 +director,cut!,rachel,what do you think brought than on?,0 +phoebe,so rach.,rachel,it’s phoebe! phoebe!,0 +ross,shh! shh! shh!,rachel,serious?,0 +joey,what award are you practicing for?,rachel,"grammy, best new artist.",1 +monica,we were playing a game.,rachel,its ok!,0 +ross,we’re having a baby.,rachel,"i didn’t uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to…",1 +joey,"rachel, there you are! come on, let’s serve that dessert already!",rachel,"what? no, the only reason im going to their stupid new house, is so i can point out everything thats wrong with it, so they dont move. im gonna make them stay here.",0 +ross,whats goin on?,rachel,"hi, uh, nothing. that horrible woman just took my machine.",1 +ross,what do you think you’re doing?!,rachel,"chandler, look i-i know that your dad embarrassed you. i know…",0 +joey,and i got them a book on karma sutra for the elderly.,rachel,that sounds great. my god this is the most comfortable couch i’ve ever sat on in my entire life.,0 +ross,"oh, what? what-what?",rachel,"oh, what? what-what?",0 +ross,no ah-ah-ah! do not start this car! okay! okay! i will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now!,rachel,pheebs!,0 +joey,you gotta tell ross how you feel.,rachel,come on. how can i just tell him? what about julie?,1 +ross,really?! we are?,rachel,"yeah! i’m gonna have a boyfriend, you’re gonna have a girlfriend…",1 +monica,also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.,rachel,"what?! you mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! that’s shocking! i don’t care, as long as my mom’s here.",1 +phoebe,that oughta do it.,rachel,"hey, you guys! guess what? barry and mindy are getting a divorce!",1 +chandler,ow!,rachel,"oh well i think i am, yeah and i think im definitely gonna get the part.",0 +ross,"well, start looking.",rachel,"yeah, i ate all my gifts for everybody.",0 +phoebe,"oh! yeah, y’know you and ross are still married.",rachel,i-i-i don’t even know why i bother to talk to you guys about it. y’know what? i’m just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.,0 +phoebe,no.,rachel,"umm, okay. but while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. oh, it does work!",1 +monica,what is it?!,rachel,"i don’t know! but maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it’ll die.",1 +ross,"and then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before i did, and peed all over the crossword.",rachel,"oh, i know, im sorry you guys. youre just gonna have to get used to the fact that i will not be dating ross.",0 +ross,"what does this mean? what do you, i mean do you wanna, get back together?",rachel,"noo! maybe! i, i don’t know.",1 +ross,"hey, do you have any gum?",rachel,"hes doing that weird eye contact thing. dont look at him, dont look at him!",0 +monica,"yknow when i said to you earlier that i was at work umm, im at my new work.",rachel,"thats good enough. right? okay, well umm, im gonna go look at my books!",1 +barry,"no, it was. it was very very good.",rachel,"well, what about mindy?",1 +chandler,ladies? rosss speech is in 45 minutes.,rachel,what do ya say? what do ya say?,0 +joey,"yeah, why don’t you move in with me? it’ll be great! we could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about naked thursday’s right?",rachel,"yeah, yeah i think i’m gonna find my own place.",1 +phoebe,i thought you said you read it in high school.,rachel,"well yeah, but then i remembered i started it and there was this pep rally and i was, i was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about?",1 +joey,yeah! that guy’s all right!,rachel,i’m pretty.,0 +ross,you werent trying to entice me with your nakedness.,rachel,"noo!! no! you thought, you actually thought i wanted to have sex with you?!",1 +monica,"listen rachel, i feel really bad about—what are you doing?",rachel,this is how much we pay for electric?!!!,0 +monica,"that does not mean you know us better, i-i want a rematch.",rachel,"yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.",1 +monica,"okay. mrs. green! okay i’m really sorry!! i’m apologizing for the— okay, i bit my tongue, but i’m still really sorry!",rachel,okay! i’m ready.,1 +monica,"no, it’s okay, not only did i get to go out with chip matthews, i got to dump chip matthews.",rachel,well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! i saw the board! i went to the audition! i got the part!!,0 +chandler,"well it you don’t know that, then i don’t want to do this with you.",rachel,"no, no, no, i’m looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. and.... what does it matter, what i’m wearing?! can i please speak to your supervisor? thank you. we’re holding.",1 +phoebe,listen to you two. its so sad. looks like im gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.,rachel,well not when they find out you slept with jason hurley an hour after he broke up with monica.,1 +chandler,"i can tell from your expressions that thats the good news you were hoping for... well, im gonna go continue to... spread the joy.",rachel,"you just said… frank sr.: yknow what, i gotta go. and thank you so much for coming.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,the girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy-five.,0 +ross,"okay, well here we are. now we’re in a tough spot again, rach. what do you want to do? how do you want to handle it? huh? do you wanna fight for us? or, do you wanna bail? look, i, i did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. okay? and i’m sorry, i wish i could take it back, but i can’t. i just can’t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. rachel, i love you so much.",rachel,"no ross!! don’t! you can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away, okay? it doesn’t work that way. it doesn’t just make it better. okay?",1 +joshua,"well, i need a whole new wardrobe. my wife, well my ex-wife…",rachel,"oh, i’m so sorry.",1 +chandler,your ass?!?!?,rachel,but then who? the waitress i went out with last month?,0 +phoebe,tips not included.,rachel,got it! got it! got it! got it! got it! got it!,0 +mr. zelner,"well, then gavin can give the presentation, okay, we have to do it now. ralph needs to leave early today. hes going helicopter shopping.",rachel,"well, there you go. you win, you win. you get to do the presentation, youll knock em dead, no one will ever remember that i worked here, and then ralph will buy his helicopter, and super gavin will just fly right along side of him!",1 +gavin,im not a temp. i was transferred here from another department.,rachel,"oh yeah, what department was that? the jerk department?",1 +phoebe,"umm, she said she’d be back december 26th.",rachel,i dont know youd be so bored with marriage. i mean its so... normal.,0 +monica,but i insist!,rachel,"no! im sorry, we were looking for baby its you. baby its you.",0 +monica,which ones?,rachel,"oh. oh, those little clunky amish things you think go with everything.",1 +joey,but i made cards!!,rachel,wait! where’s my shoes?,0 +ross,"okay, go left. left! left!",rachel,"okay, yknow what? there is no more left, left!",1 +nurse,fill this out and bring it back to me.,rachel,ow ow ow. ow ow ow. ow ow ow.,1 +monica,"hmm, no. i mean how can i accept a restaurant from him? i-i-i-i can’t. i couldn’t even accept a necklace from stu vincent in the seventh grade.",rachel,"yeah, but mon that’s totally different. he was you’re health teacher.",1 +chandler,"that’s just a lot of big talk, yknow.",rachel,i know.,1 +chandler,"oh yes! bye bye birdie, starring joseph stalin. joseph stalin is the fiddler on the roof.",rachel,holden mcgroin.,0 +joey,miracle!,rachel,"no, y’know what? maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! or something!",1 +ross,fine by me!!,rachel,"and hey! just so you know, it’s not that common! it doesn’t happen to every guy! and it is a big deal!!",1 +joey,you wanna make it 6?!,rachel,i do.,0 +joey,no. no. no.,rachel,"you invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! why?! what—why wouldn’t you want me at your wedding? what could i have possibly done?! stuart!",0 +chandler,"how... exactly are you pursuing that? yknow other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?",rachel,"well, i’m also sending out.... good thoughts.",1 +monica,hey guys!,rachel,"no, i-i-i gotta go.",0 +monica,hey.,rachel,"naa. a while ago i got a sah out of him, which i thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, cause i, i gotta take this off.",0 +phoebe,wow. so then did you make it with beef or eggplant?,rachel,thats what we were gonna name the baby.,0 +phoebe,not that often!,rachel,i have just resigned my post. would you care to accompany me to the rainbow room? i have diplomatic coupons.,0 +monica,"honey, sweetie, by the edges.",rachel,"i mean, yknow im just gonna have to accept it …",1 +dr. franzblau,"i try not to let my work affect my personal life, but its hard, when you... do what i do. its like uh...well, for instance, what do you do?",rachel,"um, cake.",0 +phoebe,yeah! what have you got to lose? y’know you might even end up with someone really special if you pick my guy.,rachel,all right.,1 +julie,"oh, youre losin your apron here, let me get it. there you go.",rachel,thank you. what a bitch.,1 +joey,hi!,rachel,"hi! i love you on that show! i watch you everyday! i mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you…",1 +phoebe,"listen umm, yeah okay, i need to talk to you!",rachel,uh-huh.,1 +joey,...does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?,rachel,okay. you know it’s gonna happen.,0 +ross,"its awful i know, i mean, i feel terrible but i have to do this if i want my marriage to work. and i do, i have to make this marriage work. i have too. but the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.",rachel,"ohh! lucky me! oh my god! that is good news, ross! i think thats the best news ive heard since le poo died!",1 +waiter,and what will that be on the side of?,rachel,"uh, i dont know. why dont you put it right here next to my water?",1 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,what?,0 +monica,"please ... if i win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and i couldnt get rid of you for 3 days!",rachel,no.,0 +paul,how to make the next one even shorter?,rachel,and so young.,0 +monica,"god, ross is on a date with your sister! how weird is that?!",rachel,"no! okay! okay! okay, look, can i, can i just-just talk to you for a second?",0 +chandler,well i’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!,rachel,"oh my god, you’ve got to stop chattering!",0 +phoebe,no but at monica’s you can eat cookies over the sink!,rachel,i know. i’m sorry.,1 +mrs green,"im uh, considering leaving your father.",rachel,you did a good thing today.,0 +ross,"oh great! what, you brought joey?",rachel,"well, i brought the next best thing.",1 +ross,sorry-sorry jill.,rachel,what’d you get?,1 +joey,great. you got anything that’s not ralph lauren?,rachel,i think he can be.,0 +ross,i was just leaving.,rachel,see ya!,0 +ross,what?,rachel,why not?,0 +monica,why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?,rachel,oh! thats why. im sorry!,1 +ross,trying to date this woman.,rachel,"right! but, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is.",1 +joey,and what did she say?,rachel,she said gleba!!,1 +joey,"well that, that sounds good.",rachel,"yeah but how do i start? i mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that i say? okay great! thanks.",1 +ross,i am like indiana jones.,rachel,hi pheebs!,1 +ross,i dont get a goodbye?,rachel,what?,1 +joey,damnit!,rachel,what? why? where are you?,1 +ross,y’know what?! it doesn’t matter! it doesn’t matter what you believe! what matters is what happened!,rachel,"yeah that’s true. yeah, you love her. you always have. you have a child together. there is no right answer.",0 +ross,well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?,rachel,one hour.,1 +gavin,"yes, i feel that you are a little annoying.",rachel,"see? why, gavin, why? right when im about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... and you do that ...",1 +ross,i love you.,rachel,right.,0 +joanna,"uh-oh, tunnel.",rachel,what?!,1 +phoebe,yeah. i just need you to bring me some photos of ross.,rachel,um-hmm.,1 +joey,"all righty, what do you say we head back to my place?",rachel,"wow! umm, y’know, i-i would really love to, but i-i shouldn’t.",1 +monica,and youre not gonna do that.,rachel,"oh, yeah! absolutely! anything you need man! but you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!",0 +joanna,that’s why i said all those things about your flirting and your drinking…,rachel,my drinking?,1 +ross,"there’s nothing the matter with me. see, i’m not completely devoid of sentiment, see i have feelings.",rachel,"ugh, what a kiss ass.",0 +chandler,"well, no, although i did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.",rachel,"well, when you first met barry, you flitted off to vail.",0 +frank,not to me.,rachel,im gonna have to give him up.,0 +ross,really? its not just frowned upon?,rachel,"now i know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but i think i’m partly at fault. you see, i didn’t, i didn’t tell you but umm, but i-i had recently refilled the tissues and so y’know let’s just face it, that’s just kindling! so i think it’s better that i stay at joey’s.",0 +phoebe,you know?!!!,rachel,"yes, i know! and joey knows! but ross doesnt know so you have to stop screaming!!",1 +monica,harder than it sounds. isnt it?,rachel,"okay, youre coming with me, and i also told them that if were still here when they get off that well go down to the cafeteria and have some jell-o with them.",1 +phoebe,on your dresser.,rachel,"im fine, thanks.",0 +phoebe,"uh-huh, which is...?",rachel,"you cant fire me. i make your decisions and i say, im not fired! ha!",0 +joey,oh! yeah!,rachel,"umm, no. see i already thought she was dead so i kinda made my peace with it. plus, im going to a concert tomorrow. so… id invite you, but umm, i only have two tickets left.",0 +phoebe,left! thank you.,rachel,you’re welcome.,1 +joey,"i bet that kiss isnt looking like such a big mistake now, is it?",rachel,"what-what, wait a minute, you dont think thats why he wants me back?",1 +joey,"alright, so…so tell me one of your moves.",rachel,alright. so where’d you grow up?,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,that is a different phone.,0 +monica,think about it.,rachel,youre going to china?,0 +joey,hi! how are the gellers?,rachel,"ah, i don’t know, you tell me. anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.",0 +joey,"oh no, no-no-no-no! i dont want to know!",rachel,"yes! yes! yes, you do want to know! this is unbelievable!",1 +joey,ooh... i cant believe im kissing you. im kissing rachel!,rachel,"i know, im her!",1 +monica,"wait a minute! unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she’s done being pregnant. like-like umm, regular coffee, tequila.",rachel,"oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she’s always wanted!",1 +ross,hi.,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"well, what happened?",rachel,"oh, well, i...its kind of weird talking to you about this, but...",1 +chandler,are you kidding? if i wasnt married shed be rejecting me right now.,rachel,and joey?,1 +monica,he’s totally flirting with you too.,rachel,"yeah, joey and chandler sure are funny.",0 +ross,"well, i’m just saying, i mean why else would he just, yknow, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.",rachel,"i know. but umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so i washed it.",0 +phoebe,"okay, oh, and emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.",rachel,where am i gonna get a cowgirl outfit on thanksgiving?,1 +mr. thompson,"well, i hope you’re gonna bid on some things rachel.",rachel,both of us?,0 +kim,"hey rachel, what are you doing out here?",rachel,"oh well, its kinda lonely up there, so i just thought i would come out here and get some fresh air.",1 +phoebe,can you believe this? we were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!,rachel,i know! what?!,1 +ross,"uh, rach.",rachel,weirder than watching his two moms make out?,0 +joey,nope.,rachel,"it’s left sweetie, but that’s okay sweetie, that’s a tough one.",1 +monica,"okay, ooh, alright. name, address... okay, in case of emergency, call?",rachel,you.,1 +joey,"i dont know uhh… well, im joey. yeah, im disgusting, i take my underwear off in other peoples homes.",rachel,"yeah, ross is here so...",0 +phoebe,come where?,rachel,"wherever i go. come on you and me, well-well start a new group, were the best ones.",1 +monica,"ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. why are we standing here?",rachel,"oh, no!",0 +jill,"you’ll never believe what just happened, ross just totally blew me off and he didn’t even tell me why!",rachel,ohhh well. y’know what honey? the best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. oh! there is this great guy you will love at work named bob! he’s a real up-and-comer in human resources.,1 +monica,sweetie! edges! fingers! smudgey! pictures!,rachel,oh my god!,1 +chandler,and there’s daddy!,rachel,"okay. switch places with me! switch places with me! come on! i’ll go under, you go over!",1 +chandler,how did the job stuff go?,rachel,he offered me one.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. why?",rachel,come on! tests make us all better learners! oh yeah! we should have essay questions!!,0 +ross,that’s too bad.,rachel,"ohh, big, fat bummerrr.",1 +ross,for what? for letting you throw me out of your office?,rachel,"next time, can i say breathe?",0 +policeman,this is a great picture.,rachel,i think it’s important that you do.,0 +jill,what?,rachel,rach!,0 +monica,"oh, sorry!",rachel,hi you guys!,1 +monica,"yknow what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke shes trying to play on him.",rachel,"okay, you are crazy! im sorry, but she sounded generally upset! i mean, listen!",1 +monica,"look honey, i wanted you to hook up with ross as much as you did. but hes with her now and youre just gonna have to get over it.",rachel,"ohh, im gonna have to get over it. god, see i didnt know thats i had to do, i just have to get over it.",1 +chandler,it’s the theme from good will humping.,rachel,y’know who doesn’t even like dirty movies? my new boyfriend joshua.,1 +ross,small...,rachel,so you two are..?,0 +michelle,"ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!",rachel,"im sorry, i dont understand what you just said.",0 +chandler,how do monica and phoebe know?,rachel,"no, i arranged that...",0 +katie,are you okay with this?,rachel,hey.,0 +monica,"uh, rach, its the visa card people.",rachel,do you have a plan?,0 +amy,nana is on the phone,rachel,"oh! thats interesting, since she died seven years ago!!",1 +chandler,well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.,rachel,"i cant believe this, shes our daughter! that you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!",0 +phoebe,"hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?",rachel,oh yes i do. i do. i believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. and do you know how you find him? you stop looking for him. that’s why i stopped looking for russell crowe. he’ll find me.,1 +joey,but why?! i should’ve won one and i really want it and she didn’t even care enough to come to the thing! it could also be a grammy.,rachel,no! joey!,1 +ross,"look, i don’t know what you’re talking about, i am not a crazy, jealous person.",rachel,huh.,1 +mr. waltham,"rachel, you needed to speak to me?",rachel,"no-no, that wasn’t me! well, we should get started. let me show you my underwear. the selection of underwear we carry.",1 +phoebe,"wow! this reminds me of the time when i was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if i slept with him.",rachel,"dude, i screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in!",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,sit down!,1 +ross,"yeah, yeah, what is it?",rachel,"it’s a truffle. it’s got all of these layers. first there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which i made from",1 +joey,"oh, yeah... of course... yeah... its a stuffed animal... you know... its for kids... not for adults... i know that!",rachel,"oh, no dont worry about that, i swallowed that years ago.",0 +ross,"okay, i got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and i picked up all the forms. i’ll take care of everything.",rachel,"hey hey, can i help?",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"i had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.",0 +joey,"ross! ross! if you’re going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those toblerone bars?",rachel,hey!,1 +monica,"who’s so brave, you’re so brave, yes you are, you’re so brave.",rachel,so you forfeit?,0 +monica,do i go horseback riding in the park? do i take classes at the new school?,rachel,"oh, sure. sure, absolutely.",0 +amy,so youre going to give me the baby?,rachel,is it? feels like two.,0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"all right, okay. alright, lets give to these babies something to cry about!",1 +joey,"hey, i do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!",rachel,thats so sweet.,0 +mark,it’s for me.,rachel,"oh. okay, bye.",1 +joey,you kissed him?!,rachel,hey guys! what cha been doin?,0 +monica,oh…,rachel,"yeah, listen, joey isnt gonna be here tonight so why dont you come over and ill let you uh, feel my bicep. or maybe more.",0 +monica,really?!,rachel,"i do, but rachel borrowed them.",0 +ross,"hey, you guys!",rachel,not like this!,0 +ross,"okay, quick and painful.",rachel,"oh god... okay. alright. alright. okay. ross, please dont hate me.",1 +phoebe,you completely stole my answer!,rachel,"well, honey that was pretty obvious.",1 +ross,what the hell are doing?!!,rachel,"hey, whats-whats going on?!",1 +ross,oh. oh-oh.,rachel,hey! what happened to you? why didn’t you come up?,1 +phoebe,"yep, we shook on it. yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.",rachel,"hey! ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!",0 +phoebe,just kidding!,rachel,"ugh, it’s so exhausting waiting for death. ohh, by the way, do you think you could—",0 +joey,"yeah, i think thatd be best... so, so im gonna... im gonna take off...",rachel,although...,1 +joey,"oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!",rachel,"no-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. my youngest sister, dina, she’s really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, y’know, to give her some advice.",0 +phoebe,"umm, no, its a purse. and theres a thermos in it.",rachel,oh.,1 +mr. zelner,"gavin, ralph loved your ideas.",rachel,"oh, hi mr. zelner.",1 +joey,"i got this pair marked excess, i gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.",rachel,you got ink on your lip.,0 +phoebe,"im so embarrassed, im the one he hit on!",rachel,"pheebs, if i had never met him this never would have happened!",1 +amy,oh... hi.. ,rachel,"wait a minute... when you guys walked into the met, did you go to the right?",0 +monica,or not.,rachel,"i don’t know, but don’t worry, don’t worry, because i know how to take a picture now. okay, see? look down , look down, look down…",0 +ross,"well, it was the only thing to do there that didnt have a line.",rachel,"there, well, see? barry wouldnt even kiss me on a miniature golf course.",1 +mr. thompson,good luck.,rachel,"thank you. okay, twenty dollars.",1 +paul,diet coke.,rachel,"op, ice. i need ice.",1 +paul,why are you yelling?,rachel,"well, he made a move on me.",0 +monica,"hey, rach, youre leaving tomorrow, shouldnt you be packing?",rachel,its all done!,1 +joshua,so…,rachel,so?,1 +ross,okay i put most of the stuff away.,rachel,"oh great, the pacifiers?",1 +ross,fine by me!!,rachel,"we were playing gin? yknow if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.",0 +monica,of course not nothing is. between me and you…,rachel,that fan kinda looks like ours. and the birdcage and the…wait a sec! this is our exact living room!,0 +monica,does he?,rachel,oh!,0 +all,hey! hi!,rachel,"how was the honeymoon? phoebe; oh, incredible! oh! champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic!",1 +joey,no! no! i can’t! you gotta get me out of it! i’ve got plans! important plans!,rachel,i think it means he freaked out and left!,0 +ross,"that’s right, ryder. wynona ryder for six. thank you. yeah, we have the reservations.",rachel,"just, i love you so much. just…it’s just sometimes it bothers me that i’m never gonna have that feeling. y’know when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting? y’know that rush?",0 +ross,"wait! no! ben, come here! i am not kidding!",rachel,"hey, look, phoebe i wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but shes married, she has a husband.",0 +joey,"hey! mine was by accident! all right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.",rachel,my parents are going to be really mad.,0 +ross,"thats nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?",rachel,"oh, that’s right! he called to ask out monica! that-that’s gotta be embarrassing!",0 +joanna,congratulations! you now just crossed the line into completely useless. get out.,rachel,do you want me to quit?,1 +phoebe,where is emma?,rachel,"oh, monica made me send her to my mothers. apparently babies and weddings dont mix.",1 +paul,i’m already here.,rachel,"no, the little girl creeps me out.",0 +ross,hell yeah!,rachel,i can’t handle two nights in a row with them.,0 +phoebe,"no, it’s positive.",rachel,what?!,1 +monica,"yeah, let-let-let’s pretend that’s not true.",rachel,good luck!,0 +joey,oh man! arent you guys done yet?!,rachel,no!,0 +monica,oh my god.,rachel,"look at these authentic fake medals. i tell ya, moms gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy.",0 +joey,how come you dont live with mommy? how come mommy lives with that other lady? whats a lesbian?,rachel,"come on, two on one.",0 +phoebe,bus?,rachel,"chandler, chandler, y’know what we should do? you and i should go out and get some new sunglasses.",0 +joey,her first cookie? she has cookies all the time!,rachel,ive never given her a cookie. have you?,1 +phoebe,"look everyone, it’s the spirit of thanksgiving!",rachel,"dude, you didn’t say die hard. is everything okay?",0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,a-ha!,1 +ross,"freaked out? hey no, i’m not freaked out! i’m indignant! as a consumer!",rachel,how did you know she would buy scotch tape?,0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,congratulations!,rachel,"oh that’s great, my friend joey’s in the movie business.",0 +tag,what did joey say? i like you back?,rachel,"uh, yeah, well, see, he… joey knows, that im-im very insecure about my back and, and…youre hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!",1 +monica,sit down.,rachel,not if youre gonna be like this!,0 +chandler,that’s a mailman! that’s our mailman! hi. how are ya?,rachel,you’re welcome. i’m sorry. did i hurt you?,0 +monica,who do you wanna fool around with?,rachel,ythink?,0 +joey,and starting to think about settling down!,rachel,dangerous liaisons.,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,okay. sorry.,0 +joshua,"uhh, rachel, my parents…",rachel,ohh! it’s so nice to meet you. hello.,1 +phoebe,oh no not that guy there. that guy right there.,rachel,oh yeah hes too cute to be straight.,1 +joshua,"okay uh, however…",rachel,"oh, now see that’s a fancy but.",1 +ross,"no. no, yknow you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this. what?",rachel,"since when, since when do you think i don’t wear enough of this?",1 +amy,nana is on the phone,rachel,"aw, right.",0 +monica,"honey, both yours.",rachel,hey! great advice on that joey thing!,1 +ross,"no, no, really, i’ve got to take the car back anyway, i’m spending all day tomorrow with ben, it’s fine, no guilt i promise.",rachel,thank you.,1 +monica,i dont know! why dont you just explain? what do they want? find out what they want!,rachel,"okay no, you do it.",1 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,"okay. give me sixty seconds on the clock please... ready, go!",0 +ross,you should go.,rachel,mmm hmmm.,0 +joanna,"and rachel shouldn’t have any problem with that. the only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what i mean.",rachel,oh.,0 +phoebe,"hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do i do?! what will i do?!",rachel,"ohh, i mean it’s just so realistic!",1 +joey,yeah?,rachel,my boss wants to buy my baby!,1 +phoebe,sure!,rachel,"ok, great, because i gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!",1 +joey,"how could this happen to me?! yesterday i had two tv shows! today, i got nothin’!",rachel,hey! i did not dump rachel! nor are we still together. can i just… why don’t we just let the machine get that?,0 +ross,no!!,rachel,"hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? say next saturday? okay, how about sunday? okay umm, the week after that? the week after that? y’know what greg? y’know what? we are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious jenny can’t see that then… january 15th? we’ll see you then! okay!",0 +ross,"y’know what? y’know what? rachel, just-just drop it.",rachel,"no please, show me how i begged you!",1 +monica,"awww, just like you always wanted. congratulations",rachel,who cares? it’s a stupid game.,0 +joey,oh good! can i tell her?! can i tell her?!,rachel,"that’d be great, thanks.",0 +ross,nope.,rachel,hey! so i’m back.,0 +ross,grazie.,rachel,and a nice hot cider for monica.,1 +ross,i’m really glad we came. you’re so pretty. i love you.,rachel,i-i-i’d love to. let me just tell my friend.,0 +ross,"excellent! excellent, now-now do you want another question or a wicked wango card?",rachel,"wait, what was that? that sounded like someone being nice to you.",0 +monica,"no, don’t say it! don’t even think it!",rachel,"all right. okay chandler, enjoy your handful.",1 +tag,uh-huh! let me ask you something?,rachel,that’ll be $3.85.,0 +ross,"yeah, i-i really do. hey! this-this was a gift?!",rachel,...teen!,0 +monica,look what i got! look what i got! look what i got! can you believe they make these for little people?,rachel,"hey listen man, about the stripper…",0 +ross,"yeah, but you were the one who got him back, yknow? you, you were great. ...hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. you in the mood for, uh, something grape?",rachel,okay.,0 +joey,"that’s ridiculous! i’m not a star, just a regular famous actor.",rachel,"yeah and i’m a horrible, horrible person.",1 +joey,is he still mad at us?,rachel,hi...,0 +monica,"y’know, no point in dragging it out. dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,isn’t that mine?,rachel,oh! hello? yeah this is phoebe. really?!,0 +phoebe,"hey look, you guys, its snowing!",rachel,were gonna see each other naked.,0 +joey,"ah, can i just say i know were doing this for ross, and thats cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what wed be doing on our first date.",rachel,"oh, were just... were sad to go so were just saying goodbye to the hotel. i love you... paradise hotel, golf resort and spa...",0 +paul,"sure you did! you came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. you were shouting, joey! joey! bye rach.",rachel,bye!,1 +joshua,behind you?,rachel,"oh, yeah, i’m sorry. they used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.",1 +monica,youre not gonna be phased out!,rachel,i’m engaged!!!!!! i’m engaged!!!!,0 +phoebe,"oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you cant do anything about it, hes already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldnt be right.",rachel,"i know, i know, so it is just not a big deal.",1 +ross,"i dont know. its going to be weird not having a job for a while, but i, i definitely dont care about my sandwich.",rachel,"ugh, that was so embarrassing! i cant believe you let me go on and on like that!",1 +monica,"you know, rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, i was there for you. i put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... twenty dollars an hour.",rachel,ohh.,0 +bonnie,thanks a million.,rachel,"oh, you’re welcome a million.",1 +monica,that’s right! you lose sucker!! please still marry me.,rachel,"chandler, you have an assistant right?",1 +ross,"no, no. i-im good.",rachel,that is mark?,0 +chandler,sorry.,rachel,argue with that.,0 +chandler,so was i.,rachel,"joey, you’re such an amazing actor! how do you know where dr. drake remoray leaves off and joey tribbiani begins?",1 +phoebe,really?! i won!,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,but you should eat them now because they’re hot from the oven.,0 +ross,"ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.",rachel,"ok ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesnt make this process any cuter.",1 +ross,hi rachel! heres your sister amy! she thinks i need pec implants!,rachel,amy! hi! oh-oh-hoh! wow! you remember joey?,1 +joanna,did he call?,rachel,"oh, okay.",0 +joey,cage closed?,rachel,well maybe you don’t talk about your feelings back then. maybe you just say something about y’know all the things that he’s taught you. like… or all the things you taught him.,0 +ross,she is not… she’s gay. oh my god. she is so gay! i can’t believe this.,rachel,good day for married people huh?,1 +ross,ah! ah! i forgot my jacket!,rachel,"oh, wait-wait-wait…",1 +monica,"really? weird. anyway, see, i planned everything really well. i planned and i planned and i planned. it just turns out, i dont think i planned enough time to actually do it.",rachel,"oh, its so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.",0 +ross,i missed you too.,rachel,"you can’t say that!! you-you don’t know!! i mean i thought i was gonna pass out from the pain! anyway i-i tried, but i-i couldn’t...bend that way. so...",0 +joey,it’s no ukrainian film.,rachel,yeah—ooh! earrings!,1 +phoebe,"no, i know, i’m just nervous. yknow it’s just yknow mom’s dead, don’t talk to my sister, grandma’s been sleeping a lot lately. it’s like the last desperate chance to have a family, yknow, kinda thing. you’re so sweet to wait with me.",rachel,"well, actually gunther sent me. you’re not allowed to have cups out here, it’s a thing.",1 +ross,happy for you.,rachel,"uh-oh, what’s the matter?",0 +monica,where you can make out with your assistant.,rachel,"well okay, i’ll swing by later. do you live in this building?",0 +steve,i silk-screen t-shirts now.,rachel,really? whats that like?,1 +phoebe and rachel,32.,rachel,why not?,0 +monica,okay. let’s bring it in.,rachel,"well, of course i do! my good friend joey over here.",0 +guy,who the hell are you?,rachel,im the hell person whose office this is!,1 +ross,"yeah, well you never have the time. i mean, i don’t feel like i even have a girlfriend anymore, rachel.",rachel,"wh, ross what do you want from me? you want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"i mean, didnt you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and thatd be it? ..ross?",1 +chandler,were teeth people zack!,rachel,...does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?,0 +monica,did you know i was allergic to shellfish?,rachel,"wow, he looks so normal.",0 +phoebe,"no, but he’s always late.",rachel,i thought you only met him once?,1 +monica,"okay, how about the fact that hes engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?",rachel,nooo.,0 +joey,"yeah, and so funny!",rachel,oh!,1 +joey,"all right, now you know that the atm will only lets you take out 300 at a time, i’ll take a check for the other hundred.",rachel,so did monica tell you about this great band called the swing kings that we’re trying to get to play at the wedding?,0 +monica,i am so glad you said cooks.,rachel,"do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?",0 +joey,"oh! ok, yeah, i think i can do that. yeah ok, theres this party scene coming up.. and olivia and her husband are there and all drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he cant... and that makes me think about all those times when i wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didnt know so i would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.",rachel,"joey, you never..you never talked about that before...",1 +phoebe,"i cant ask him! do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! all im saying is just talk to frank. okay? just, yknow, feel him out!",rachel,no! forget it! i am not gonna ask frank to give you one of his kids!!,1 +joey,"nothing, he’s just really believes in that.",rachel,i know. he has your eyes.,0 +chandler,"so, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed!",rachel,"whoa, for like months?",0 +ross,emmas down for the night.,rachel,im not going to be a part of this! you cant just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!,0 +ross,"wait a minute, look.",rachel,what?,1 +monica,that was gonna be my opener.,rachel,"oh, and chandler and i have this stupid college alumni thing. i cant believe you get to meet donny osmond.",0 +amy,so youre going to give me the baby?,rachel,uh. no.. i was going to let you use my ralph lauren discount.,1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,wow! monica!,1 +phoebe,"no! seven rats! i think we should take them home, we need feed them.",rachel,"thank you phoebe, that is very, very generous.",0 +joey,your chair?!,rachel,"yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!",1 +chandler,"oh, thats rosss.",rachel,oh... oh my god. he remembered.,1 +joey,i-i-i-i did?,rachel,"oh. oh. well i uh, i brought her some bloemen.",0 +monica,"yeah i can! and don’t think i don’t, because i do! i mean all the time, you betcha!",rachel,"monica. you’ve, you’ve done it right?",1 +ross,we?,rachel,"yeah, okay.",0 +tag,well…,rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,"aww, thank you.",rachel,so what’s phoebe like?,0 +ross,cat!,rachel,cat! whatm i saying? cat!,1 +chandler,well i’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!,rachel,"it was cheesecake. it was fine. it had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… wow! my whole mouth just filled with saliva!",1 +monica,: what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets his jollys to jaws!,rachel,"oh yeah! i mean at first i hated it, but why wouldnt i, because as a man ive been trained not to listen! but after chapter 16: fat, single and ready to mingle, i was uplifted.",0 +ross,"wow! this is so amazing. i uh, i really thought i’d have to talk you into this more.",rachel,no you wont.,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,couldnt be more out.,0 +ross,"oh, i am sorry, did you not like her, because i was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.",rachel,well. sounds like youre writing yourself a little play there rach. wow! let me know how that one turns out.,0 +joey,so whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! what are you gonna do? you’re gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself…without a husband?! you can’t be a single mother alone! you’re gonna ruin your life!,rachel,oh excuse me! am i ruining my life?,1 +joey,you practice losing the grammies too?,rachel,"yeah. that’s what you really want. yeah, i don’t want to be the reason you’re unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and i really don’t want to be the reason i’m unhappy.",0 +joey,you guys! you guys! you’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!,rachel,her name is precious? is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?,0 +dr. long,"you can take some caster oil, there’s eating spicy foods…",rachel,"i love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!",0 +ross,here you go.,rachel,that almost hit me in the face.,1 +joey,"ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.",rachel,hey!,0 +monica,you just put an empty carton back in the fridge!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,wow! that aspirin dance really works!,rachel,oww!,1 +ross,rachel!,rachel,"tiger! dragon! iceberg!! joseph, did you even study at all last night?",0 +ross,"yeah, kids say all kinds of crap.",rachel,"oh god, she mu... she must need her diaper changed.",1 +joey,"is it on me? i feel, i feel like its on me! i got, hey!",rachel,"oh, isnt that adorable? joey is afraid of the tarantula.",1 +ross,no!,rachel,"okay, hey, thats okay with me. two down and i have exactly twelve minutes.... wha, my watch stopped. my watch. okay, see, the, the dinosaur",0 +ross,"rach, i got a message from you.",rachel,"whoa, whoa, no, no, i-i’m not playing with this guy, now.",0 +woman,"yeah, well, now youre kinda not.",rachel,thats because im wearing a dress that accents my boobs.,0 +ross,noooo.,rachel,"oh ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!",1 +ross,"let me finish, okay? she started kissing me and-and i didn’t stop it. i guess i-i just wasn’t thinking…",rachel,yeah! good for you joe!,0 +tag,went out with joey.,rachel,oh yeah? another night of birdogging the chickas?,1 +tag,"no, i would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!",rachel,or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!,1 +joey,who was that?,rachel,bing—what’s this?!,0 +guy,gotcha.,rachel,hi daddy!,1 +ross,petty...,rachel,petty...,1 +chandler,"little?! you freaked out big time! okay? and i fixed it! we have switched places! i am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! and now were back. ending credits",rachel,i cannot believe ross is buying this!,1 +joey,"if you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.",rachel,i know!,0 +mr. treeger,: no! you’re clogging up the chute that i spent a half-hour unclogging!,rachel,"hey-hey, hold on, this isn’t some kind of like girly dance. all right, it’s like a sport, it’s manly!",0 +ross,"look, forget it phoebe. okay? it’s rachel’s tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. and she wants to destroy it. so, end of story.",rachel,i wanna see it.,1 +joanna,"wait-wait-wait-wait! you can put your sad little muffin back in it’s drawer. if you must know the truth, i didn’t want to lose a perfectly good assistant.",rachel,"okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.",0 +phoebe,"three hundred dollars, are you kidding?",rachel,"no, thats ok, lets me just get my check book!",1 +monica,"oh, we have some…",rachel,no you don’t!,1 +phoebe,"uh, rach, hang on.",rachel,phoebe? is everything okay?,1 +ross,sweetie you’re doing great.,rachel,"okay, just back off mister! whoa. ‘cause i am ready to have a baby. i just want joey to be the father.",0 +monica,"have a seat. okay, listen umm, chandler and i are going to live together, here.",rachel,oh my god! that’s so great! i’m so happy for you guys!,1 +phoebe,"if you could do that, i’d marry the hippity-hop.",rachel,it’s your parents’ anniversary and you’re going to talk about their dead pet?,0 +chandler,what?! no! no!,rachel,"all right. well listen, if you see joey will you just tell him uh…tell him i miss him.",1 +joey,see ya!,rachel,"well, wait a minute! the puss is good! it means its healing!",1 +joey,"yeah but she should remember sleeping with me i am very memorable, you guys know.",rachel,"well, no, actually she uh, asked me if i wanted to get a drink.",0 +joey,"oh, cmon, i mean, theres you, then theres charlie, and its like... what the hell is my problem? oh!",rachel,they-they-they can smell fear.,0 +joey,"well, then it wouldnt be a secret. so yeah, that would be okay. yeah. yeah!",rachel,it’s joey!,0 +monica,"rache, i think we have enough regular lamps.",rachel,"what? come on, its not like im asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, i also think is very cool.",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,"oh yeah, i got a cat.",1 +ross,what big thing?,rachel,ugly naked guys taking his turkey out of the oven. oh my god. hes not alone. ugly naked guys having thanksgiving dinner with ugly naked gal.,0 +joey,"oh, id love too, but i got acting class. but yknow what? i guess i can blow that off, for you.",rachel,thanks!,1 +ross,what’s her last name?,rachel,carol…lesbian?,1 +joey,"don’t worry! don’t worry. i just told him, very nicely, you don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,what?,rachel,do you wanna play football?,1 +joey,"but what about back home, anything going on there? anybody you like?",rachel,no.,1 +joey,you sure?!,rachel,"whoa, monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. what are you doing?",0 +monica,oh my god!,rachel,"wow! for just a week you guys are really close, huh?",0 +ross,hello!,rachel,can we come in?,0 +ross,what? what? was that a joke? cause its mean.,rachel,im so dead serious. im totally serious.,1 +ross,"no! no! of course it didn’t mean anything! i mean, uh well, i can understand why emily would think it meant something, y’know, because-because it was you…",rachel,right…,1 +policeman,yep.,rachel,it’s petty. i’ll be right back with your ticket.,0 +elizabeth,"ahh, i just have one problem left that i do not know how to solve. uhh, rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?",rachel,"well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.",0 +joey,"yeah, and oh shes really nice too. she taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,oooh.� lets do.� lets send them mashed potatoes.,rachel,"no!� wait!� no, no.� dont do that!� thats going to make them think they can come over here.",1 +phoebe,but if...,rachel,"no you guys, i am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else.",1 +receptionist,"ok well, ill call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.",rachel,what is wrong with emma?,0 +gavin,"well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. there are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. ok, i ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.",rachel,"oh yeah, smokey joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.",0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,"hey, can i talk to you about this groomsman thing? if you pick ross, hell walk you down the isle just fine. but if you choose me, youll be getting some comedy!",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,cmon! this looks good!,rachel,"ross, please, trust me. i buy 30 fashion magazines a month. now, i dont know whos running for president or who that... nato guy is, but i do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.",1 +joey,"hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and",rachel,"no! no! seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! wait a minute, what",1 +ross,so we…we both wanted to.,rachel,interesting.,1 +paolo,bona sera.,rachel,...what did i ask?,0 +monica,great. so the ball is in his court?,rachel,you built a fort didnt ya?,0 +ross,really?,rachel,unless what?,0 +ross,"i know, why not?",rachel,"all right, lets do it!",0 +monica,"no, no, i dont.",rachel,i’m not talking to her!,0 +phoebe,"oh, how did it go?",rachel,"well, i did my best to convince him that i’m not some crazy girl who is dying to get married—i’m just going through a hard time.",1 +chandler,really?! i-i thought you weren’t looking for something serious? i thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.,rachel,you bug me.,0 +ross,"itll be nice to get this off finally, wont it? yes it will. or we can leave it on for now, thats fine.",rachel,"yknow, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.",1 +ross,"oh, i know.",rachel,oh no. no-no! i think my water just broke.,1 +ross,"rachel, i’ve seen you naked a million times. i ate hot fudge off you naked. remember, i-i sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?",rachel,"postpone it? emily, do you think monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? this isn’t right.",0 +phoebe,thankfully you don’t need me at all so okay super aunt see you later! rachel let’s give it six to eight months .,rachel,"well, you dont have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...",0 +chandler,"let me tell you why you need to pick me. see, when i was a kid, i was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. you know, i was always picked last in gym. even behind that big fat exchange student who didnt even know the rules to baseball. i mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. anyway, if im the only one left out of this wedding, i just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.",rachel,heh.,0 +joey,aaaah…,rachel,joey! the baby is kicking for the first time! will you please come feel this?!,1 +monica,i dont care.,rachel,did you call the cops?,0 +phoebe,"okay, obviously you don’t know much about the u.s. government.",rachel,hey!,1 +ross,"so, you’re not going to paris.",rachel,"no, i’m still going.",1 +phoebe,ahhh!! chandler and monica!! chandler and monica!!,rachel,oh my god!,1 +joey,why would he turn off the tv?,rachel,"all right. all right, i’m gonna do it!",0 +chandler,"okay, open ours next. open ours next!",rachel,me too.,0 +chandler,hey!,rachel,you a little sad about that sweetheart?,0 +monica,"so, i’ll get-get back to my friend.",rachel,"oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?",0 +monica,"all right boys, last chance for the tickets!",rachel,"whoa-whoa-whoa. what ah, what happened to playing the field?",0 +phoebe,"no, but he’s always late.",rachel,"wh? monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday, when huh what? thurs— oh!",0 +joey,morning!,rachel,okay. what was tonight?,0 +phoebe,well yknow every time that they say that like theyre doing laundry well just give them a bunch of laundry to do.,rachel,"yeah. you know? you just... look, you gotta... you gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?",0 +monica,"if you would stop thinking about ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! i mean, look! look, gunther! i mean, hes nice, hes cute.",rachel,isnt!,0 +ross,y’know i would it’s just painful.,rachel,so she’s really not dead.,1 +ross,"that’s a good question, dad. that’s a good question…",rachel,hmmm….,1 +ross,so?,rachel,"so. ross, i’ve bugged him about this a million times, he’s not gonna change.",1 +joey,well that thing is clearing in the way! all right. ah-ha! ah-ah!! damn fridge!,rachel,ow!,0 +chandler,i—no! i didnt read the box before i opened it. and you cant return a box after youve opened the box.,rachel,"okay. ben? come here. all right, i’m gonna leave you here with aunt rachel for about an hour. okay? are you gonna be okay?",0 +ross,i never gave it to you.,rachel,why?,1 +monica,i can’t find garbage bags!,rachel,"there’s this woman, that i like. a lot. well, it’s complicated. she’s with this other guy. for a long time. and i could never do that to the guy, y’know? ’ccause we’re really good friends.",0 +chandler,"yknow, i cant believe im getting my nails done! and you said it was gonna be fun! which it kinda is. also, you said there would be other guys here. there are no other guys here!",rachel,"no, not you.",0 +phoebe,ok.,rachel,ok. monica?,1 +ross,still thinking about it huh?,rachel,"come on! serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? especially you!",1 +mindy,will you be my maid of honour?,rachel,of course!,1 +phoebe,"well, what period is it from?",rachel,"uh, it’s from yore. like the days of yore. y’know?",1 +monica,yeah.,rachel,"hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesnt work?",0 +phoebe,oh god!,rachel,i got—i get a big pay raise!,1 +ross,there it is.,rachel,"uh-huh, i dont know.",0 +monica,what do you mean?,rachel,"so uh, now that little chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?",0 +joshua,"great! oh, it all looks sooo good!",rachel,hmmm!,1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,do you remember where the duck food is?,1 +chandler,"y’know what? i don’t trust you with this cake anymore! and i got it first, and i’m takin’ it back!",rachel,you kidding? you’re the most beautiful woman in most rooms… whoa! whoa! whoa! what’s going on? you and i just made out! you and i are making out?,0 +chandler,...i dunno.,rachel,you dont know?!,1 +ross,"animal sex, animal sex? so whatre you saying, i mean, youre saying that like, theres nothing between us animal at all. i mean theres not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?",rachel,"ok, ross, try to hear me. ok, i, hey, im not gonna lie to you. ok, it was good with paolo.",1 +joey,you look like a freak.,rachel,yeah but you don’t need——what is this?,0 +ross,"no. no, uh, phoebs? you cant—you cant do...",rachel,all right! all right! chandler entered a vanilla ice look-a-like contest and won!,0 +ross,"yeah... yeah, thats true.",rachel,barbados.,0 +phoebe,"oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you cant do anything about it, hes already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldnt be right.",rachel,yeah...,0 +monica,i know.,rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,"yeah me too, all night.",rachel,really?! how come we didn’t cross paths?,1 +chandler,"freedom! i want my freedom! why won’t you here me?! sophie, help me! help me!!",rachel,so basically all nuts?,0 +chandler,"dont say richard! well, if theyre not monicas and theyre not yours, then whose are they?",rachel,"well hey, it’s just a backup.",0 +phoebe,"aw, and i was gonna ask you to marry me because i forgot to say hello to you last week.",rachel,"oh, its okay. you dont have to be so mean about it.",0 +monica,nooooo. you’re really not going?,rachel,"hey, i have a question. well, actually, its not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",0 +ross,"oh, rach...oh...gleba is not a word.",rachel,"okay, okay, okay! you. here, come here, here. youre gonna take this tray, youre gonna stay on this yellow mark. youre gonna move on action! youre gonna walk over to the operating table. youre gonna stop on that blue mark, youre gonna put the tray down. dont walk too fast! but dont doddle.",0 +joey,"hey! uh, this is just to give you an idea. okay well, we can put screens here, so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. and uh—oh look! here’s a baby monitor , which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. huh?",rachel,"oh, well this morning he got a call from who i think was our cousin nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than i needed to know.",0 +monica,why do you care so much anyway?,rachel,"thats right, sex is off the table. i am never having sex with you again. dr. green, are you feeling better?",0 +joey,"hey rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.",rachel,you are unbelievable.,0 +mr. waltham,"rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. a joshua bergen.",rachel,really?,1 +ross,gimme this.,rachel,"hi! okay, don’t be mad at me, but i couldn’t resist.",1 +joey,"all right, rach, the big question is, does he like you? all right? because if he doesnt like you, this is all a moo-point.",rachel,huh. a moo-point?,1 +monica,look at you with all the guys!,rachel,yeah! i totally forgot im supposed to be there. i cant believe i forgot. i usually write stuff like this on my arm. oh! stupid long sleeves.,0 +ross,"hi? sorry, we got disconnected...",rachel,"ok, ok, ok. how did this happen to me? how did this happen to me? a week ago, two weeks ago, i was fine. ross was just ross, just this guy. now hes rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that i cant have.",1 +joey,"i know why i dont remember her, huh?",rachel,do you think im someone else?,1 +joshua,oh my god!,rachel,"i know, i can do more than cook.",1 +joey,"its monica, ok?",rachel,thats not monica!,1 +monica,"hey, look at you! where have you been?",rachel,"oh, i went to have pizza. with danny.",1 +paul,"well, we were very young when we had her.",rachel,oh. we?,1 +all,oh-no-no-no-no….,rachel,just one drink?!,1 +gunther,he can have his job back.,rachel,"that’s right, he can have his job back. i’m glad we got that all straightened out. there you go, joey, you got your job back.",1 +monica,"look, theres chandler. you knew, that stupid friend of ross. said im fat. you know ive already lost 4 pounds!",rachel,it... you can so totally tell.,1 +gavin,i thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant tag.,rachel,no! rachel is meeting us here.,0 +monica,didn’t your dad used to call you pumpkin?,rachel,wow!! can joey and i put them on and fight?,0 +ross,"you had to be a bitch in high school, you couldntve been fat.",rachel,"alright. in high school i was the prom queen and i was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! but if you take this monkey, i will lose one of the most important people in my life. you can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. cmon, luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! take it!",1 +joey,"oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. oh no-no-no, no, the end when jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. aww!",rachel,joey! i can’t believe you just did that!,1 +kim,"so its down to these two, nancy i know you like this one and i think i agree. rachel, what do you think?",rachel,"so wow, it looks like you took care of everything. thanks a lot, co-host.",0 +phoebe,"no, it’s positive.",rachel,theodore... bitsy... what a delight!,0 +chandler,"no, its... fancier than a pimple. look ross, why dont you just go see a…",rachel,"i mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? i guess i’m going to be hanging out here anyway. i might as well get paid for it, right? i just feel kind of weird serving you guys.",0 +all,ohh!!,rachel,ahhhhh!,0 +ross,"no, because that’s the right thing to do.",rachel,"rachel, i have not missed one question the whole game. i own this game! look at my hand.",0 +ross,wow.,rachel,"i know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though nanas gone theres, theres something almost, uh- i dunno, almost life-aff-",0 +joey,like this.,rachel,"i guess joey was right, it does nothing.",0 +nurse,this is a hospital.,rachel,okay. y’know what? i’d have to say i really don’t care for your tone. and this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to—whoa! oh gosh! whoa!,1 +phoebe,maybe you could be my roommate!,rachel,well there’s an idea!!,1 +ross,now i’m so happy.,rachel,that means a lot to me man.,0 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,"okay look, do-do, you have anything christmassy? i promised my son, and i really dont want to disappoint him, um, come on, i…uh, you gotta have something.",0 +monica,"when i take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.",rachel,"yeah, i do. i-i do, do that.",1 +ross,"oh-oh, rach! i was just messin’ around! like you did last night when i had to pee?",rachel,remember that guy that gave me a bad review? well… i’m getting my revenge!,0 +mrs green,"i do. you didnt love barry. and ive never seen you this happy. i look at you and i think, oh, this is what i want.",rachel,"i know its kind of weird, but i mean, she was a big part of my life there, you know, and now i just feel kind of alone.",0 +ross,"rach, shes not going to remember this.",rachel,"i guess... oh, i just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing happy birthday. then we would all go into... hey get out of the road you stupid student driver!!! they have to learn!",1 +monica,we’re really glad you decided to meet our guy.,rachel,oh…,1 +all,oh my god!,rachel,"all right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.",1 +chandler,"well, i may be drunk, but i know what she said! then i went over to beefsteak julie’s…",rachel,beefsteak charlie’s?,1 +ross,"hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? all those in favor say i?",rachel,"i cant decide which route to take to vegas. hey, youve traveled a lot right?",0 +joey,what you-you don’t think i’m gonna win?,rachel,yeah! and i like to hang out in a quiet place where i can talk to my friends.,0 +ross,"no, it’s okay. some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but i don’t…",rachel,oh yeah? okay.,1 +monica,"well, umm, walker was looking for this big bus load of kids…. all right, i get your point.",rachel,"well, we got into a fight ‘cause ah, she said i was to immature to get married.",0 +joey,i never laughed so hard—did you see the wine come out of my nose?,rachel,uh-huh.,0 +ross,no but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.,rachel,excuse me?,1 +ross,i know!,rachel,oh oh! what is up with miss hawaiian tropic?,1 +chandler,"�jeremiah was a bullfrog. was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but i helped himdrink his wine.� so you just touch yourself for anything?",rachel,come on joey!!!,1 +monica,hey!,rachel,"i just wanted to let you know ive changed my mind: im gonna do it, im gonna kiss joey.",1 +ross,you still love me?,rachel,noo.,1 +ross,"no really, you tell me what’s up.",rachel,is everything okay?,0 +waiter,"� excuse me.� um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.",rachel,oh.� should we send them something back?,1 +chandler,theyre never coming down now.,rachel,they did?,0 +joey,she looks so real! y’know what i mean! she’s this whole tiny little person. she already has eyelashes and knees and…uh-oh.,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"yeah, but you always say that.",rachel,how can you say that?! the mets have no closer!,0 +ross,wow!,rachel,excuse me?!,1 +chandler,that’s a mailman! that’s our mailman! hi. how are ya?,rachel,"chandler, don’t worry! this doesn’t make you any less of a guy! that does! what am i sitting on? i hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.",1 +ross,"the game, rachel, the game. you owe us money for the game.",rachel,monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!,0 +ross,fine.,rachel,oh hey! here they are!,0 +joey,i would like to meet him. he sounds like a stand up guy.,rachel,well theres not much we can do.,0 +joey,"no, i’m performing the ceremony. i’m not wearing a tux.",rachel,wh- are you welling up?,0 +ross,"look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. okay, i can’t imagine, i can’t imagine my life without you. without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. your good heart rach, and, and....",rachel,"no. i can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. god, and now i just can’t stop picturing with her, i can’t, it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, ross. it’s just changed, everything. forever.",1 +monica,i made them!,rachel,"id be lying if i said i havent thought about it myself. chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. good......but wrong.",0 +chandler,hey hey! wheres the birthday girl?,rachel,"oh, shes still napping",1 +ross,"yeah, but i got cous-cous!",rachel,"honey, honey, i’m sorry, i know it’s our anniversary but i told you on the phone i don’t have time to stop.",1 +the woman,i own this store.,rachel,"and then after decided to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.",0 +monica,"yeah. rach, are you thinking youre gonna make it to vail?",rachel,"joe, i love phoebe. shes the single most important thing in my life. id die before i let anything happen to her.",0 +monica,"all right then, your bra would still be big.",rachel,"okay, well i think that theyre in my purse. why dont you go get dressed and ill look for them.",0 +phoebe,on your dresser.,rachel,okay that is the one we already have!,1 +ross,well uh…,rachel,"what, oh, oh, oh, no, no, i can’t, i can’t tell you that, it’s like the most awful, horrible thing i’ve ever done my whole life.",0 +phoebe,maybe on some level.,rachel,"really? so she said, she didn’t wanna live with me anymore?",0 +ross,yep! thats hilarious!,rachel,im sorry. im done. im done.,1 +ross,i do-i do not have a boyfriend. there’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.,rachel,really?,1 +monica,"well, i guess weve established whos staying here with monica...",rachel,"well, maybe thats my decision. well, maybe i dont need your money. wait!! wait, i said maybe!!",1 +phoebe,sure. do you need some floss?,rachel,oh god i just can not imagine what is gonna happen if chandler doesn’t show up!,1 +joey,why not?,rachel,because it’s embarrassing.,1 +phoebe,"well i’m sorry, i thought you said it was okay.",rachel,"yeah, i said what was okay when i thought she was some weird bald chick. i mean, yknow, that girl has hair got all over head!",1 +joey,"well, the duck…",rachel,what?! the duck?! what the hell did the damn duck do now?!,1 +phoebe and rachel,danger!!!!!,rachel,"ahhhhh, salmon skin roll.",1 +ross,"oh oh, we think emma is about to start talking so were trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.",rachel,"well, like father, like son.",0 +monica,i cant believe we are at a real college party! i have to pee so bad!,rachel,"well, shes gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!",0 +monica,"hey, did you stop by here?",rachel,no.,1 +ross,hi.,rachel,"uh no rach, he’s gone. but listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.",0 +chandler,what the hell is going on?!,rachel,"okay, i love you.",0 +all,surprise!,rachel,wow! this is great! look at all these cups! this is so weird.,1 +ross,eh?,rachel,"i thought this might happen today. ross, i know the holidays can be rough. y’know? and it’s probably really hard for you to be alone right now.",1 +julie,thank you. im from new york.,rachel,what about her? theyve only been going out for two weeks. ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.,0 +phoebe,yuh-huh! i was the last one to know when chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. i was the last one to know when you had a crush on joey when he was moving in. looks like i was second to last.,rachel,stay.,0 +joey,here we go! here we go!,rachel,"oh, we’re leaving. bye kash.",1 +ross,im up for tenure.,rachel,"im serious. i just dont trust that guy, okay?",0 +ross,"huh? oh, i got this——this!",rachel,"chandler, you dont have a sister so you cant understand how much this bums me out.",0 +chandler,y’know what? i am going to take you out to dinner tonight. i found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . no? really? they taste so good.,rachel,…and i know chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. i mean i’m really worried the baby’s not going to like him. are you okay?,1 +all,come on.,rachel,"oh, alright. the weirdest place would have to be... ... oh, the foot of the bed.",1 +monica,"no, none at all.",rachel,none.,1 +chandler,that.,rachel,"whoa, hey, maybe ill go down there with ya and see if i can get an audition to play the dad. i mean who better to play bens father than his godfather.",0 +ross,you did! oh.... i always figured you just thought i was monicas geeky older brother.,rachel,i did.,1 +joey,"all right, here we go.",rachel,"rachel, it’s going to happen. chandler is gonna move in here.",0 +chandler and joey,awwwww!! awwwwwww!!!,rachel,"did you um—i’m sorry, did you just say it’s rachel?",0 +monica,"ok, here you go. good luck.",rachel,": thank you. : i saw your twenty-five, and i raise you... seven.",1 +monica,roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.,rachel,no! phoebes! dont you remember why you dumped the guy?,1 +ross,hmm.,rachel,for every night that you’re asleep before i get home from work...,1 +ross,just ignore them.,rachel,"hey, you guys could arm wrestle.",0 +monica,"what, he doesn’t like josh?",rachel,it was great.,0 +ross,"oh, hi! hi! thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!",rachel,ross...,1 +ross,dya.. uh.. dya need any help?,rachel,"uh.. okay, sure! thanks!",1 +joey,"i hate that thing, its like a... bolt of lightning.",rachel,"i dont think that your monologue from star wars is gonna help me right now, joe!",0 +ross,so?,rachel,whats going on here? you go out with tons of girls.,0 +amy,"oh, sweety, you can’t pull this off.",rachel,"amy, you know what? i was thinking that maybe now itd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.",1 +phoebe,ross!!!,rachel,what the hell was that?!,1 +ross,hi.,rachel,dont let yourself get manipulated this way!,0 +joey,"well that, that sounds good.",rachel,okay. okay. i mean i’ll be okay. it’s just i don’t think i handled it very well.,0 +monica,did you go home and change?,rachel,"yeah, well, its an important day. i wanna look nice. um, has uh dr. franzblau been by?",1 +joey,"yeah, and so funny!",rachel,what a weird way to kick me when i’m down.,0 +joey,good for you!!,rachel,"you guys, you’re never gonna believe what i just found tacked up on a telephone pole! look kinda familiar?",1 +ross,"me neither, okay? we are - were done being stupid.",rachel,youre watching a football game at a funeral?,0 +ross,i guess so.,rachel,no.,0 +ross,well why not?! she’ll-she’ll love it! it’s the real thing! i got it at pottery barn.,rachel,"yeah, the ah, trees that don’t fulfil their christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.",0 +ross,people are doing it in front of my book!,rachel,i’m sorry?,1 +phoebe,"its fine. i mean, this is something that you’ve been thinking about since you were what, 14?",rachel,"no, i was ten. i just developed early.",1 +gavin,its ok. i know its probably not my place but can i give you a piece of advice?,rachel,yes,1 +chandler,do you think he’ll ever forgive me?,rachel,yeah....,0 +ross,not yet.,rachel,wow! somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.,0 +ross,"what? no, no! hey, hey, hey look...",rachel,"thanks. maybe i’ll see in the spring, with the uh, y’know, for the uh, bathing suits.",0 +paul,here you go honey. one diet coke with ice.,rachel,"oh, paolo, hi, what are you doing here?",0 +ross,"i can’t, i can’t even believe her! no, y’know what, i am, i am gonna go!",rachel,oh yeah.,0 +joey,don’t answer that.,rachel,she was not good. not good.,0 +monica,"no, no, i dont.",rachel,"oh, he is precious! where did you get him?",1 +ross,uh-huh.,rachel,i would love to live with you ross; that’s-that’s great! thank you!,1 +joey,hey!,rachel,hi!,0 +ross,okay.,rachel,you know what i really really want?,1 +joey,"rach we had to get out of there because, look what i won!",rachel,oh my god you stole her award!,1 +monica,what’s going on?,rachel,thank you. thank you.,0 +joey,the ross—is that back?!!,rachel,can i do it to you?,0 +monica,mr. heckles.,rachel,im okay. i gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.,0 +monica,"okay, rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.",rachel,"no mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. i want to do this.",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,"it’s so good. oh, thanks.",0 +ross,na-huh.,rachel,"so, i love you.",1 +joey,"ow, im just going over the script now! you wanna read lines with me?",rachel,"heres your copy of the bill, we hope you enjoyed your stay.",0 +phoebe,thank you so much.,rachel,"so uh, pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?",1 +chandler,already?!,rachel,"yeah, we got a lot to do! we gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music…",1 +phoebe,"yeah, she was bald, she’s not now.",rachel,how could you not tell me that she has hair?,1 +monica,"all right, ill see you guys later.",rachel,"no honey, i’m sorry, but the weekend’s not over yet.",0 +danny,hey!,rachel,what you—don’t hold it like that! you’re lettin’ all the good stuff fall out.,0 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"wow, hes cute, pheebs! but i thought you just started dating that kindergarten teacher.",1 +monica,its uh...,rachel,you thought about that?,0 +monica,"hey, rach. how was it with your friends? okay! how would you like some tiki death punch?",rachel,whats that?,1 +ross,"look. look, i wasn’t going to say anything to you, but... all right, i don’t think you should be seeing tommy anymore.",rachel,you don’t?!,1 +ross,"yeah, well…nah.",rachel,let it be me! let it be me!,0 +monica,a love scene? with who?,rachel,olivia.,1 +ross,"okay, hold my crawler.",rachel,"yeah, yknow i feel like i can really talk to you ‘cause yknow you’re my sister, yknow.",0 +monica,what?!! you cannot tell him that!!,rachel,"come on, lydia, you can do it. push! push em out, push em out, harder, harder. push em out, push em out, way out! lets get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. lets— i was just—yeah, right. push! push!",0 +chandler,"well, not at first.",rachel,its such a slap in the face. im your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.,0 +ross,"oh come on. its cold, its dark, he doesnt know the village. and now i have a broken foot. i have no monkey, and a broken foot! thank you very much.",rachel,what? what?,0 +phoebe,we thought you knew!,rachel,would you care to venture one?,0 +monica,"oh, you cant show phoebe this! she hates those corporate massage chains.",rachel,"ah, why, now i cant get a massage? there are so many things that she disapproves of! i cant eat veal, i cant wear fur, i cant go hunting...",1 +joey,"well look, hey, its all your fault!",rachel,what?! why?!,1 +carol,hey rachel!,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,hey!,rachel,"joey, i gotta tell ya, ive been thinking all day about that scene you did, i mean, you were amazing!",1 +ross,oh. this was amazing.,rachel,"please, please stay with me. i am so in love with you. please, dont go.",0 +phoebe,me too!,rachel,"hey man, check it out, i got some great stuff to dehydrate here. i got some grapes, got some apricots, i thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.",0 +phoebe,"i did it! one mile on a hippity-hop! that’s it!! that’s everything i wanted to do before i was thirty. oh, except i wanted to patch things up with my sister. but oh well. yay!! and-and girls this thing is a godsend if you know what i mean.",rachel,monica’s wasted.,0 +ross,"i mean i…i know i wanted to. i just, i just wasn’t sure if you wanted to.",rachel,oh i wanted to.,1 +ross,what? oh yeah. i’m sorry. i mean i-i think i went a little crazy. i mean i was thinking about myself when i really—i should have been thinking about you rach…,rachel,okay. head ross! head ross! head ross!,1 +ross,"ok, i have a question. well, actually, its not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",rachel,ok.,1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,some days its all i can think about.,0 +monica,"hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? say next saturday? okay, how about sunday? okay umm, the week after that? the week after that? y’know what greg? y’know what? we are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious jenny can’t see that then… january 15th? we’ll see you then! okay!",rachel,"so, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?",1 +melissa,i’m a party planner. i’ll see you tomorrow.,rachel,shes a waitress.,0 +chandler,no!,rachel,d’oh!! i’ve got it!,1 +monica,thanks.,rachel,yeah.,1 +bonnie,hi!,rachel,i...,0 +phoebe,so did you sleep well last night?,rachel,absolutely! but you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?,0 +ross,just stuff. yknow kinda what emily wants.,rachel,"well, why dont you talk to me about it, maybe i can help.",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,you’re not dressed yet?! we’re supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!,0 +erin,yeah.,rachel,"ugh, tramp!",1 +chandler,"well, no, actually she uh, asked me if i wanted to get a drink.",rachel,"you ah, you didn’t say ‘yes’ to that did you?",1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,"..i dunno, a little too alan?",0 +joey,nice.,rachel,oh!,0 +monica,"hey! oh, im so glad youre home, i thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!",rachel,"well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished.",0 +phoebe,"i know, it is.",rachel,yeah!,1 +joey,"no, i dont. its like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin and you think that when you get it its never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. but this so was. ya know, it changed everything. like the other day, i got this credit card application, and i was pre- approved. huh? ive never been pre-approved for anything in my life.",rachel,"sorry, looks like its just him.",0 +phoebe,"alright, now i will let go if you both stop.",rachel,actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... the whimsical characters are just for us.,0 +ross,oh she’s…she’s perfect.,rachel,yeah.,0 +chandler,how much did i love the king and i?,rachel,"yeah, ive been around.",0 +monica,hi.,rachel,hi.,1 +phoebe,"oh my god, look! that’s elizabeth!",rachel,joey!,0 +amy,why cant you ever be supportive?,rachel,"ooh, who’s it for?",0 +gunther,i just came for the red-velvet pillow.,rachel,"oh yeah, there you go.",1 +joey,hey! what’s going on?,rachel,"hey! now, were not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?",0 +ross,"joshua…guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda…y’know.",rachel,"yeah, i…",1 +ross,monica told me you had a blind date.,rachel,"oh sweetie, im so proud of you!",0 +monica,can you believe phoebe got pregnant?!,rachel,"oh ross no. be careful, that is very old! okay? early colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.",0 +monica,"come on rach, lets go.",rachel,"yeah, yknow what? im-im gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.",1 +phoebe,im rachel. its so annoying when i put emma on the phone to talk with my friends.,rachel,huh!,0 +monica,"okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. spray lysol in my shoe, and wait for ross to kill you.",rachel,anybody wanna trade? oh...,1 +ross,"ok, no, no, you hang up. you, you, y—",rachel,"ross, hi, its rachel. im just calling to say that um, everythings fine and im really happy for you and your cat......i am over you. i am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure.",1 +monica,helloooo? yeah. oh my god. thanks.,rachel,"oh, i-i, i think thats the first time i ever missed a meal! yeah, my pants are a little loose!",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"wait a minute! why dont i do what that guy did? ill take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! and then ill turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!",0 +chandler,"okay, this is good, this is good. all right listen, i have one. janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know im all for. but, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. so, uh, how do i tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.",rachel,"oh honey, im sorry we cant help you there, cause were cuddlily sleepers. okay, im late for work.",1 +man,"actually, i’m here about the assistant job.",rachel,no you don’t!,0 +joey,"oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. oh no-no-no, no, the end when jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. aww!",rachel,"oh no, no, right i shouldn’t have said married. uh, please don’t go freaky on me. i didn’t mean it. well, i didn’t say it; i take it back!",0 +chandler,"oh yeah, me too, shes so cool and pretty.",rachel,"yeah, shes...",1 +jill,"all right, i’m leaving! because i’m not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. that’s you rachel!",rachel,"yeah, i got that.",1 +monica,"because he’ll know what to do? oh my god, you’re a genius!",rachel,yes! she’s very excited about that.,0 +phoebe,"but umm, i mean, did you talk to them about, yknow…",rachel,"yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader.",0 +chandler,why not?! i’d be thrilled if i heard that some hot girl was just looking to get—oh i see.,rachel,"here they come, here they come. oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, i’m gonna kill myself, i swear. i can’t, i can’t watch this. come on, date over! date over! uh-oh, here we go, she’s going in.",0 +monica,theyre nice guys.,rachel,"oh, theyre firemen guys.",1 +phoebe,what else do they add smell too?,rachel,"hey! hey! hi! hey-hey-hey, im rachel! from upstairs? the ones with all the pizza?",1 +phoebe,im sorry. it was just so funny when you started comparing jane eyre to robocop.,rachel,that was not funny!,1 +joey,what a tool!,rachel,okay! oh my god! my first bike! thank you for the best present i’ve ever gotten.,0 +ross,"and hey, heres to a lousy christmas.",rachel,and a crappy new year.,1 +sandy,"oh, no, no, no... thats okay. i got a lot of offers from other families. i just picked you guys because... i liked you the best.",rachel,"oh, damn you geller!",1 +monica,wait. he pooped in my shoe? which one?,rachel,there was nudity!,0 +ross,"look, i am totally, totally over her, ok, i just... : hiiii!",rachel,hi! how are you?,1 +ross,"yeah, its-its tough being single. thats why im so glad i found amanda.",rachel,"okay, bye.",0 +chandler,"we are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! and when i say legitimate i mean, gay and in control of his saliva!",rachel,"whats going on, is... uh, bobby drinking again?",0 +monica,"no, heres your mail.",rachel,"thanks, you can just put it on the table.",1 +ross,a what?,rachel,well…,0 +ross,"can�t hold her own head up, but yeah jumped.",rachel,"oh my god, i left the water running.",1 +chandler,not bad.,rachel,"see, about a month ago, i wanted to hurt you. more than ive ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. and im an orthodontist.",0 +gunther,really?,rachel,"oh, okay.",0 +julie,"and my second grade teacher was ms. thomas, and my first grade teacher was mrs. cobb.",rachel,"uh, ok, i mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. i mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?",1 +all,yeah!,rachel,philadelphia.,0 +joey,gotcha.,rachel,"oh, very funny... joey.",1 +monica,i am not high maintenance!,rachel,oh man! now she’s gonna start all over! we’re never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!,0 +chandler,pull my finger——my hand is,rachel,your sister stood me up the other night.,0 +monica,would you just open it?,rachel,good. im just getting some coffee. so im alert for the wedding.,0 +ross,"rach, she’s got like three hairs!",rachel,"i know but they’re just so beautiful! oh, my god, i just pulled one out.",1 +monica,hi!,rachel,"oh, you are so going to minsk. you belong in minsk. you cant stay here just cause of me.",0 +joey,"huh. okay. so uh, i think i’m gonna take off.",rachel,yeah—no wait! joey no wait it is. it’s something. it’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.,1 +monica,i’m not gonna go out with him.,rachel,"oh my god, i can’t believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.",1 +phoebe,"oh, ok. i see what youre doing, thats fine. this is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. hmmmm... raunchy!",rachel,oh.,0 +ross,it’s funny you should mention diapers.,rachel,"yeah, that was leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. that’s the twentieth time today! and good luck leslie!",0 +dr. harad,fonzie met mork. mork froze fonzie.,rachel,"yeah, but umm… yes, but, fonzie was already cool, so he wasnt hurt, right?",1 +ross,guess what?,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"okay, yeah. triple a can pick us up.",rachel,great!,1 +phoebe,yeah. um... im out.,rachel,im in.,1 +chandler,"oh, why not. was i doing anything particularly... saucy?",rachel,"all right, fine. um, you were not the only one there. joey was there too.",1 +monica,im sure theyll be here soon.,rachel,"hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.",0 +ross,you’re welcome.,rachel,"oh, i’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?",1 +phoebe,you don’t have to be back for a half-hour!,rachel,"no, i am.",0 +ross,"oh, just this woman that i met last night at the party.",rachel,there was a woman at the... the stripper?!,1 +tag,what contracts?,rachel,okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that i don’t get.,1 +monica,"yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.",rachel,"hey joey, we’re ready for ya! joey, this is alex he’s going to be playing your son.",0 +joey,whats happenin?,rachel,"no, of course not! ...yeah, yeah, it is.",0 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,"no! no, no!",0 +monica,"really. well, at least big girls dont pee in their pants in seventh grade!",rachel,"well this, this is too much, i feel like i should get you another sweater.",0 +joey,"come on rach, not again. i got it! okay? let’s start sailing, and i want to go over there where that boatload of girls is! yo-ho-ho!",rachel,"oh, okay. is that what you want to do? you wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? okay, let’s do that sailor joe. quick question though, what’s this called?",1 +monica,"i don’t know, i’ve never had to use the other one. i’m just saying y’know, if we’re having sex, he’s not gonna be talking.",rachel,it’s not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! it’s a beautiful ring!,0 +phoebe,because you would rather live here with joey.,rachel,where did you get that?,1 +ross,"i-im, im having a boy?",rachel,you mean theres more than one of us.,0 +ross,"you were incredible! brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.",rachel,i could not have done this without you.,1 +phoebe,"uhuh, uhuh... oh my god! this is really happening.",rachel,"ok. hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. so tomorrows the big event and some of you might not know, but mike and i didnt get off to the best start. . my friend joey and i decided to fix each other up with friends so i, i... oh i... hum... i gave it a lot of thought and i fixed him up with my friend mary ellen who couldnt be here tonight because... its not important... she is in rehab. anyway, so, ok, joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend mike, only he didnt have a friend mike so he just brought, uhm, my mike and, and but despite, you know... it got... it got good. ok, i wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldnt be here... monica : oh god.",0 +ross,"okay, i’ll see you later pal.",rachel,"ohh, okay. wh—ah-ha! wait a minute. uh ben, i can’t do it.",1 +phoebe,"hmm, y’know there’s another word for people like that. losers!",rachel,hi! i’m rachel. this is phoebe. i’m the maid of honor. how do you know monica?,1 +will,"oh, you’d like that wouldn’t ya?",rachel,what? oh y’know what? can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? the smell is just yuck!,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,how do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at bloomingdale’s?,1 +monica,"oh, did you do a picture of emma?",rachel,yes! on a cake shaped like a bunny.,1 +ross,hi! what... . please tell me those are clip-ons.,rachel,"oh, theyre real!",1 +chandler,stick to your side!,rachel,"wh-wh-what line? the line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, dude, don’t you ever was your face?",0 +ross,good weird?,rachel,wonderful weird.,1 +monica,"i dont need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. and there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.",rachel,"oh no, you’ll have to come.",0 +danny,hey! rachel!,rachel,"hey! oh right, tonight was your party.",1 +phoebe,"sure! tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.",rachel,"okay, she is the star of the play. and she is my girlfriend! i get to have sex with the star of the play!",0 +phoebe,"okay, maybe it was a trick question. um, rachel can we do this now?",rachel,hello.,0 +monica,so are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?,rachel,you start working on that list.,0 +joey,"hey rach! hey, you mind if i read my comic books in here?",rachel,"anyway, i should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.",0 +joey,what you—don’t hold it like that! you’re lettin’ all the good stuff fall out.,rachel,ohh whoops.,1 +joey,so i guess you all saw it.,rachel,saw what?,1 +joey,no idea? who do you think brought her here?,rachel,didn’t you sleep together?,0 +ross,"you know what, this is ridiculous, ok. this is your birthday, this is your party. i say we just put em all together and if they cant deal with it, who cares.",rachel,"well, i have to be, i dont really have a choice, i mean, you know, i could look at the bright side, i get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.",1 +monica,okay. let’s bring it in.,rachel,"wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.",1 +paul,it was horrible. they called me chicken boy.,rachel,do you have my credit card?,0 +gavin,i missed you at work today. how are you feeling?,rachel,"i a not gonna lie to you, im pretty sick",1 +chandler,"well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.",rachel,"oh, what a line.",1 +joey,"no, no!",rachel,thats not true. i came with monica and im leaving with weird al.,0 +chandler,"no, no no no. you’ll be fine. hillary’s bind, right?",rachel,"yeah. your teeth? yes, i saw them from outside. you guys are never going to believe this. but, phoebe made out with ralph lauren.",1 +ross,"well, for one thing, she keeps calling her ella!",rachel,"wha.. well, ellas a nice name!",1 +melissa,"oh, isn’t a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch?",rachel,"you mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, you are you wearing?! you look fabulous!",0 +monica,that is sooo not true!,rachel,what?,1 +ross,"so uh, he seems like a nice guy.",rachel,"yeah, yeah i like him a lot.",1 +joey,"well, i was thinking about that and i, i think the best way would be, to not.",rachel,"ok, so its a tie again, 41 to 41.",0 +monica,"did i miss it? rachel, i-i want you to know that, if it’s positive, we’re gonna…",rachel,is there anything we should know about the apartment?,0 +ross,i know.,rachel,what musician?,0 +monica,"matt guire, mark lynn, ben wire…",rachel,anymore!!,1 +chandler,what are you doing here?,rachel,"okay, now will you guys get out of here? i want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know.",0 +ross,"o-kay. well, im gonna go grab us some breakfast.",rachel,fyi..,1 +ross,umm… wow! thats-thats some pricey nut!,rachel,hm-mmm!,1 +ross,"umm, he said he thought i was funny. so… okay, look-look umm, lets just go downstairs, well have some fun, and you will forget all about it.",rachel,"no! no! i support you 100%! i just didnt, i didnt get it right away. yknow now im caught up! identical hand twins! its a million-dollar idea!",0 +phoebe,whatever.,rachel,"oh well, i guess italian isn’t one of the four languages you speak.",0 +phoebe,"oh, its your audition from this morning. can i use the phone again?",rachel,hey.,0 +ross,"right! right! i just—i want you to know that i’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? okay? the doctor’s appointments, the uh, the lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.",rachel,althea?! what are you doing?!,0 +phoebe,"yeah, okay. hey, wait. do you know what kind of birth control she was using?",rachel,"no! i made it seem like i was just calling to chat. pretty sure, they both think i’m interested in them.",0 +chandler,hey.,rachel,"you’re a pathetic loser, right?",1 +phoebe,hm-mmm.,rachel,who?,1 +chandler,honey i... i love your breasts the way they are!,rachel,"im telling you, rach, charlie is not right for me!",0 +joey,"oh my god, its ross. what are we gonna do?",rachel,cool.,0 +monica,"what?! are you crazy? you just had ross’s baby! it’s-it’s so inappropriate. no, it’s worse than that. it’s wrong. it’s… it is bigger than mine!",rachel,oh that’s right. there’s a lot going on here and i think i ate some bad fruit earlier.,0 +phoebe,"i, i dont know what to say. i mean, you know, youre married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, oh, im not gay.",rachel,she? its a girl?,0 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,"yes, you did! and don’t you say, no, i didn’t!",1 +phoebe,"god, i hope they kick his ass!",rachel,"im telling ya! its gonna happen. next year its gonna be you, me and the little hemingway bing. what, hes my favourite author!",0 +ross,correct! what is chandler bing’s job?,rachel,sorry. she thought you were somebody else.,0 +tag,"uh mr. zelner, i’m the one who filled in that evaluation.",rachel,i feel great. in fact! what?,0 +guy,"ah, just one other thing.",rachel,yes?!,1 +ross,"okay, i’ve got three of my five.",rachel,"you know that’s nice, yknow we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!",0 +joey,okay.,rachel,"oh, its good news. no, its definitely good news. hold on a second, i have another call. hey, hows it going?",0 +joey,"i know! i’m sorry! the guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.",rachel,"you can’t ask us son, that’s cheating.",0 +joey,you are not at thanksgiving?,rachel,no...,1 +chandler,yes.,rachel,oh!,1 +ross,"listen, i um… i heard about the engagement.",rachel,surprised?,1 +dr. green,i think i may be able to book the plaza on short notice.,rachel,elizabeth hornswoggle?,0 +phoebe,"oh, okay. there should be gold man!",rachel,"thanks, that would be great. hey, honey, wouldnt that be great?",0 +phoebe,"oh, its not!",rachel,"yeah, whatre you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?",0 +ross,which one is gina?,rachel,"oh i-i uh, found the keys and now i’m just polishing her up.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, thanks. and listen, can you do me a favor? could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, y’know if you can.",rachel,monica!,1 +chandler,"well, thanks a lot for hookin’ me up rach. i want you to know that i want you to attend our wedding as my guest.",rachel,i’m monica’s maid of honor. okay? don’t try to blue pin me!,1 +joey,"i know. yeah, his name is pat.",rachel,pat the dog. oh! oh! i get it!!,1 +ross,the lie you just told.,rachel,it’s clearly an emma.,0 +ross,"okay, i’ll see you later pal.",rachel,"oh, thats why you never see pigeons at sushi bars. see, were having fun.",0 +lauren,hey.,rachel,oh! hi!,0 +mark,"i cant help it, im just, im just crazy about you.",rachel,thanks for stopping by. see ya! i-i am so sorry. i…,0 +joey,you really think so?,rachel,...no...,0 +monica,"wait-wait, guys! if-if we follow the rules, its still fun and it means something!",rachel,phoebe! come on! let’s go! come on! why aren’t you dressed yet?!,0 +joey,"oh there is! if you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!",rachel,"so, uh, wh-where ya from?",0 +joey,my god.,rachel,"uh, if i may? umm-umm look, cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? and maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. oh! oh! her-her twin sister used to do porn!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, i dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! and it’s making me look at him totally differently. y’know, i mean he used to be just, y’know “jack geller monica and ross’s dad” and now he’s he’s “jack geller, dream hunk.",rachel,"i dunno. y’know to me he’ll always be “jack geller, walks in while you’re changing.”",1 +joey,"look, i can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. its one of my gifts.",rachel,"when i saw him get off that plane with her, i really thought i hit rock bottom. but today, its like theres rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.",1 +ross,"ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets",rachel,well you’re not gonna be able to keep doing this.,1 +frank,frank jr. jr.!!,rachel,"oh, how does he look? how does he look?",1 +ross,"okay, that’s it, i can’t take it anymore.",rachel,hey now!,0 +ross,"no! i made it seem like i was just calling to chat. pretty sure, they both think i’m interested in them.",rachel,"okay, wish me luck.",0 +dr. green,"so, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?",rachel,"yeah, if you’re really hungry. it was a joke, i made a joke.",0 +erin,"ohh, listen. i’ve got to get going. today was great, thanks!",rachel,i know!,1 +monica,rachel?!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"ok, fine, but i dont want them bonding to much. i dont want her telling emma she needs a nose job.",rachel,"i am so over janine. i mean, yeah, at first i thought she was hot, but now she’s like old news!",0 +chandler,"yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.",rachel,"okay! okay, lets race! first one there wins! ha-ha!",0 +ross,okay! okay! okay!,rachel,what are you doing?! get in the front!,1 +ross,"true, but you’re allowed to be unreasonable. you’re having our baby.",rachel,"oh ross, thank you. thank you.",1 +chandler,"did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?",rachel,yeah. sure.,1 +ross,"you’re weird today. listen i uh, wanted to talk to you about something.",rachel,"uh yeah, actually i kinda need to talk to you too.",1 +chandler,"oh, is she related to ralph lauren?",rachel,"no, she was just much better at job than me!",1 +ross,im not going nuts. do you see me go nuts?,rachel,"no, but you know what i mean.",1 +joey,"yeah, here we are. uhh… i… i think i’m…falling in love with you.",rachel,what?,1 +ross,hell yeah!,rachel,so shake it!,1 +ross,"well umm, oh! i might be teaching another class this semester!",rachel,"yeah do it now, call right now.",1 +monica,"okay, the reason why i asked you guys out to brunch today is because i have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.",rachel,hey!,0 +joey,i didn’t know it was an auction!,rachel,"yeah. hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?",0 +amy,i decorated dads office.,rachel,"oh.. yeah? well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.",1 +elizabeth,"ohh, i wouldn’t do it in there. that’s my dad’s bedroom.",rachel,fine!,0 +gavin,how do you fix the chair?,rachel,hi! nice to meet you!,0 +all,oh!,rachel,"oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin’ at him.",1 +monica,...they threw us out! i was thrown out of a hotel! me!,rachel,"i’m gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?",0 +chandler,"oh, he works in the fine foods division.",rachel,"oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah...",0 +ross,that would be nice.,rachel,pardon?,1 +phoebe,wow! how long were we arguing for?,rachel,you’re not the man who left the cell phone.,1 +monica,"uh, yeah.",rachel,"hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?",1 +phoebe,what about ross?� what about your moment?� dont you want to talk to ross about it?,rachel,"no.� no, because i know exactly how the conversations gonna go.� hey ross, you know, i think we had a moment before.",1 +ross,oh my god.,rachel,"wow. there it is, i see it.",1 +monica,"hey, rach, can i borrow your eyelash curler, i think i lost mine.",rachel,"uhh, you’ve had a lot of sex right?",0 +joey,"oh sure, yeah, why not?",rachel,"okay. okay, that’s him! that’s him! that’s",1 +monica,judy.,rachel,this should be fun.,0 +joey,how do you think shes doing?,rachel,"okay, so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?",0 +phoebe,"that’s not why you’re going! you’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, yeah, i love you too, rach. forget that british chippy.",rachel,ohh—do you think he will?!,1 +phoebe,"uh-huh, what?",rachel,no.,0 +allesandro,how long is this gonna take? ‘cause i got another critic to go yell at.,rachel,"umm, joanna? i wanna talk about that interview.",1 +joey,i had a donut.,rachel,"y’know, we don’t have to imagine.",0 +sophie,good morning!,rachel,that you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.,0 +monica,"oh, did you do a picture of emma?",rachel,"honey, i got us that room at the woodford inn this weekend.",0 +ross,just one thing umm…,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +ross,was there anything you did wrong with emma?,rachel,looking for restaurant jobs for you in tulsa.,0 +joey,"oh sure, yeah, why not?",rachel,"the big deal is i don’t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when i want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! cold beer.",0 +tag,"it’s lame, i know. but i’m a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn…",rachel,"okay, hold on just a second. i’m sorry, it’s for human resources, everybody has to do it. could you just stand up please?",1 +chandler,good idea. where do you want to go to lunch?,rachel,"momma’s little bakery, chicago, illinois.",1 +mr. waltham,"i think you’ll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.",rachel,"all right, it seems pretty simple. your first line is my name is claude, so, just repeat after me. je mappelle claude.",0 +melissa,i’m sorry ray-ray. i mean if i thought it happened i would say it. maybe i passed out and you did stuff to me while i was sleeping.,rachel,no!!,1 +joey,rach! hey! it’s fine! you’re at joey’s!,rachel,really?,1 +joey,thank you.,rachel,"im telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! shes going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and itll seal the deal.",0 +ross,"okay, okay, okay.",rachel,i think you should go.,1 +mrs. green,"darling, that’s a breast pump!",rachel,"did i say i was done guessing? okay, thank you for that. oh wow! what’s this?",1 +monica,"no, that landed in your food!",rachel,um... ive never heard of a boscodictiasaur.,0 +chandler,"oh, thats rosss.",rachel,oh... ... oh my god. he remembered.,1 +ross,"ooh hey, emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? okay? i want you to wait right here. come here sweetie.",rachel,"um, chandler, ross, this is robert.",0 +ross,oke-dokey.,rachel,oh-ho!,1 +mrs green,you didnt marry your barry. i did.,rachel,oh.,1 +joey,"look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..",rachel,"oh my god, i love how thin these walls are!",0 +monica,"you’re gonna like him so much. so umm, when do you want to meet him?",rachel,i don’t know. i know i don’t work late tomorrow night.,1 +ross,"me neither, okay? we are - were done being stupid.",rachel,"okay. you and me, alright? this is it.",1 +ross,"oh, sure. whoa-whoa, whats this? the delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!",rachel,good-good-good.,0 +paul,okay.,rachel,thank you.,1 +chandler,yeah.,rachel,i’m moving in.,0 +chandler,"ok, i think shes trying to tell us something. quick, get the verbs.",rachel,"you, you, you said he liked me. you, you slowpokes!",1 +monica,"sure, every time, youre such a princess...",rachel,you know what?,1 +monica,who wasnt invited to the wedding.,rachel,"ooh, i was kinda hoping that wouldnt be an",1 +chandler,"i’m sorry! hey-hey joe, why don’t you uh, lift up your shirt? take a look at this kiddo. we have a crying child! roll the damn cameras!",rachel,"my stock, meg, it went up 2 points. hey guys, do you realize that if i had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that id like have...a lot more than that today. ya know what, im gonna do it.",0 +phoebe,"it was really sweet. the last thing she said to me was; okay dear, you go get the eggs and im gonna get the yogurt and well meet at the checkout counter. and yknow what? we will meet at the checkout counter.",rachel,"okay now joey, yknow that since youre returning all of this stuff right after the audition youre gonna have to wear underwear?",1 +joey,"no, never done that either.",rachel,"okay, yeah, i think its really stuck now.",0 +leslie,i know. i know! im a duplex.,rachel,so whats going on with you?,1 +joey,i’m gonna be an uncle! come here!,rachel,"well i’m gonna have to put on a new lock, they’ll find out anyway.",0 +phoebe,hey rach!,rachel,what was that?!,1 +janice,"i hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two are on your own.",rachel,"well… that’s…y’know—that’s—we’ve been alone for the last twenty minutes we’re doing okay. besides y’know what? i-i—maybe we won’t be alone, ‘cause lately i-i—things have been happening between me and ross, y’know? right before i went into labor, we-we had this kiss. y’know? so it might be the…the beginning of something.",1 +ross,whats wrong? are you okay?,rachel,"oh yeah, nothing! these are happy tears! this is just what i wanted.",1 +joshua,"but, i was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?",rachel,no! nothing!,1 +joey,"yeah, he had a paper route.",rachel,"yeah, he did! oh, see, this is what im talking about!",1 +ross,"listen, im- im sorry i was so hard on you before, its just i...",rachel,hey-hey are you drunk?,0 +phoebe,ow! ow!,rachel,"phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.",1 +joey,vomiting stories are funny...,rachel,"joey, god, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!",1 +mrs. geller,"so rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.",rachel,"oh, yeah, i had too. there was never any parking by the psychology building.",1 +phoebe,not a good day for birds...,rachel,"i know!! chip? hi! it’s monica. ‘kay. ‘kay. okay. okay, good-bye. oh my god, we just had the best conversation!!",0 +monica,"oh, that is so sweet. oh gosh, love you. insurance?",rachel,"oh, yeah, check it. definitely, i want some of that.",1 +ross,is this about mark?,rachel,"no, uh-uh, im just, im nervous. so, you know what, maybe if i just, if i picture them all in their underwear.",0 +monica,"thank you. rachel, can i talk to you outside for a sec?",rachel,"no no no, believe me. no one has been waiting for this as much as i have, ok? and you know what the funny thing is? when this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? where does that leave me?",0 +monica,what?! there’s only been like four kids.,rachel,"yeah i know, but one of them just said that she loved me so i just gave her everything.",1 +ross,sure!,rachel,this is beautiful!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,there he is!,1 +monica,rachel always cries!,rachel,"hi, um, i just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.",0 +kim,"forget it rachel! were both so proud of how well youre doing. im not gonna let you blow it. in fact, if i catch you with a cigarette, youre fired. so go on, get out of here! go on, i dont want you breathing this stuff! go on!",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,. good choice ross.,rachel,what?,0 +joey,"yeah, i guess. its just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. even if you know better, youve gotta let them make their own mistakes.",rachel,"just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.",1 +phoebe,"ok, yeah, ok. oh, ok.",rachel,"ok, barrys letters. adam ritters boxer shorts.",1 +ross,"hi! whats ah, whats mark doing answering your phone?",rachel,"oh, hes just goofing around.",1 +ross,neither will i.,rachel,what?,0 +monica,i just thought it would be nice if i could have just this one night!,rachel,"i swear, i never wanted any part of your night!",1 +monica,sounds about right.,rachel,what is this?,1 +monica,how did work go?,rachel,you stink!,0 +ross,"well, that just leaves the big green poker machine, who owes fifteen...",rachel,"mmm-hmmm. oh, so typical. ooo, im a man. ooo, i have a penis. ooo, i have to win money to exert my power over women.",1 +jill,ugh! i cannot believe you did this too me! you had me doubting how smart i was! you had me doubting my fashion sense!,rachel,oh.. oh... oh.,0 +ross,i love when you talk dirty to me.,rachel,she sent the chicken back again?!,0 +monica,nooooooooo!!!!! time lapse,rachel,i didnt mean to cut it off. it was an accident.,0 +ross,fine by me!!,rachel,"hey, what are you kidding me?",0 +ross,"well, i-i gotta go break up with bonnie.",rachel,done!,0 +joey,what... for how long?,rachel,"no, no, you’re right, it is a ridiculous name!",0 +ross,do you want me too?,rachel,"yeah, sure?",1 +joey,man that was great! huh? can you believe how long we threw that ball around?,rachel,"no, he’s right, i’m totally lying.",0 +joey,"but what about back home, anything going on there? anybody you like?",rachel,"oh, there they are!",0 +gavin,yeah! but you said not to worry about...,rachel,i lied! and im not sick! just stay behind the curtain!,1 +ross,"okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? really? i mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says ms you check the box that says mrs.! it’s right next to it!",rachel,what kinda change?,0 +ross,wow! it looks like we got a lot of good stuff.,rachel,"oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.",1 +chandler,"okay, who wore those?",rachel,careful! they havent quite taken yet.,0 +ross,no! the guy is mean. i mean really mean. i think you should stay away from him.,rachel,"umm, or, maybe, i should stay away from all men.",1 +phoebe,"oh, hey, look, i found coffee! okay, let’s skedaddle.",rachel,"let me tell you what i think might be going on. no-no-no, dont look at the table. look at me. okay, i think somebody asked someone to move in with them. and i think someone said, yes but now shes having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. does that sound at all possible to you?",0 +joey,why would you want to do that?,rachel,so that there will be a decent place for me to sit.,1 +ross,"oh, major shampoo explosion!",rachel,"yeah, make that three.",0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,and now you’re watching me walk away.,1 +phoebe,"no, okay, you’re right. you’re easy-going. you’re just not as easy-going as rachel. she’s just more flexible and-and mellow. that’s all.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"oh come on. its cold, its dark, he doesnt know the village. and now i have a broken foot. i have no monkey, and a broken foot! thank you very much.",rachel,"ross, i said im sorry like a million times. what do you want me to do? you want me to break my foot too? okay, im gonna break my foot, right here. ow!! oh! oh my god, oh my god! there, are you happy now?!",1 +joanna,you tell your friend chandler that we’re definately broken up this time.,rachel,okay.,1 +joey,hey!,rachel,"uh, was that good for you?",0 +chandler,are you eating the cheesecake without me?!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"oh yeah, no no no...thats great!",rachel,why-why arent you more excited?,1 +monica,"no, you cant! friends hooking up is a bad idea.",rachel,"please, what about you and chandler?",1 +ross,"oh good, you scared me for a minute.",rachel,shake it off.,1 +phoebe,"hey, you know what might help you deal with it? think of it this way, you and emily are in the past and you cant be mad about the past. so are you still mad about the louisiana purchase?",rachel,hi.,0 +monica,"okay, whats going on with you?",rachel,nothing! you go!,1 +gavin,you can do the presentation.,rachel,"no, i cant, i have a baby.",1 +ross,noo. why?,rachel,what happened?,0 +ben,damnit!,rachel,oh crap!,1 +chandler,oh thats not true.,rachel,"yes it is! it is true! i went, i went after ross in stupid london.",1 +joey,"i figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!",rachel,why would a charity give away a free boat?!,1 +joey,"ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, i mean rach, i mean if if... . if hugsy means that much to emma then... well she can have him.",rachel,"oooh... youre sweet, i knew uncle joey would step up. look emma, look whos baaack!",1 +chandler,weekly estimated net usage systems. a processing term.,rachel,"shut up! it was nice. i just... i dont think im the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?",0 +monica,what?,rachel,"oh-no-no-no, you are! you do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, i was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, i’m gonna do that.",0 +the doctor,hi rachel!,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,"hey! okay, so i thought we’d start with my make up and then do my hair.",rachel,what the hell are you doing?!,0 +phoebe,"hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room?",rachel,"laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? we we’re just gonna get an annulment.",0 +monica,"hmm, i don’t know. we really have to talk this through.",rachel,you got two more twos?,0 +joey,"uh no rach, he’s gone. but listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.",rachel,"oh really? well how would you like it if i had sex with you and i taped it? oh forget it! oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.",1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,what?! what-what-what-what-what?!!,rachel,you didn’t know that already?,0 +ross,okay!,rachel,"is that why you bought all this stuff?! well, y’know what i will not watch your tv, i will not listen to your stereo, and there’s a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that i’m not gonna eat! you know why?!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, okay.",rachel,"no, really. really, pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, or deciding to put them on ritalin when they just won’t calm down. y’know?",1 +ross,"uh, y’know what? i’ll tell you who it hurts! it hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!",rachel,"that was you?! we heard about you in junior high! did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, i will be revenged?!",1 +joey,"uh, rachels here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.",rachel,"oh, joey, i have such a problem!",1 +ross,y’know what?! it doesn’t matter! it doesn’t matter what you believe! what matters is what happened!,rachel,"okay. so these signals ross, explain this to me, ‘cause maybe i need to be more careful. i mean, am i sending you these signals right now?",1 +monica,"we have too! i mean what if rosss hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? is that what you want? ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy emily? the emily that wouldnt let him see you?",rachel,and just wait for rachel to come back from her date?,0 +monica,yeah!,rachel,it was really... great!,1 +joey,what? i…i just figured since you’re pregnant you’re not gonna be seeing people.,rachel,"okay joey, first of all kash ford is not people. second of all, what did he say when you told him i was pregnant?",1 +monica,wow! that guy is so rude!,rachel,really! what is with that guy? i mean youd forgive me if i fogged you.,1 +ross,oh!,rachel,what was that?,1 +ross,"look. look, i wasn’t going to say anything to you, but... all right, i don’t think you should be seeing tommy anymore.",rachel,"oh, i’d like a latte. oh y’know what? if you’re gonna talk about me, i’m gonna go with you.",0 +carol,ok.,rachel,"ok, ill see you later babe.",0 +chandler,don’t worry about it. i’m taking care of it tonight.,rachel,you are not. you have never been able to break up with her.,1 +phoebe,yes! i do! all the time! i love them! oh my god! i did it! it’s me! it’s me! i burned down the house! i burned down the house!,rachel,"okay phoebe calm down, there’s no need to place blame. okay? i warned her about those candles.",1 +monica,"oh, thats nana, right there in the middle. me and the gang at java joes.",rachel,oh! um... well... im getting married.,0 +phoebe,better!,rachel,"well, the point is, maybe i should just stop waiting around for moments with ross, you know?� i should just . . . move on with my life.",1 +ross,were shushing... because... were trying to hear something. listen. dont you hear that?,rachel,"thank you, max. thank you.",0 +monica,"i’m catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you’re too big for it.",rachel,what did you just say?,0 +ross,"okay, i think were getting into a weird area here...",rachel,hey.,1 +phoebe,"ooh, what a great table! where-where did you get it?",rachel,"could you pull open the curtains for me? the astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we don’t have a tv, the lady across the alley said she’d push hers up to a window, so i could watch it.",0 +monica,"passport, check! camera, check! traveller’s cheques, check!",rachel,who are you saying check too?,1 +monica,this womans living my life.,rachel,what?,1 +joey,well it hit me anyway! and it would’ve hurt a lot less if i had finished that last beer.,rachel,"all right, y’know what? i-i’m sorry. i will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.",1 +phoebe,"it was his sweater, but—oh my god!",rachel,oh well i may as well have!,0 +joey,huh. what if i was sweeping a chimney?,rachel,"oh, good!",0 +joey,is he still mad at us?,rachel,"well, you more then me, but he can’t stay to mad at me. i mean, i just had his baby.",1 +joey,"so, we’re walking down the street and i turn to you and i say, “hey, let’s go hang out at totally nude nudes,” remember? and then, and then, you turn to me and say, “nah, let’s just hang out at your place.” well, that was a nice move dumb ass.",rachel,"oh, well yknow, i would’ve called but i lost your phone number and then ah, my mom locked me out of the house so i couldn’t find it. and then, i tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. so...",0 +monica,"who’s so brave, you’re so brave, yes you are, you’re so brave.",rachel,"okay. okay honey, he’s fine, he’s fine, let’s just put him down. come here, ben. see that’s a good boy. how could you do that to him!! ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!",1 +mark,"i cant help it, im just, im just crazy about you.",rachel,ohhh! that is soo sweet!,1 +dr. long,"we are moving along, just slowly. don’t worry, you’re doing great. i’ll be back soon.",rachel,she’s helped so many people to quit smoking.,0 +joey,but it is our apartment!,rachel,no it’s not!,1 +ross,"rach, yknow i can see you naked any time i want.",rachel,i can’t ask people to do that? would you ask people to do that?,0 +monica,let’s get the show on it!,rachel,"okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.",1 +monica,or this one!,rachel,hi.,1 +monica,"i said we are not going to do it, okay? sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.",rachel,"no, i want everything you just said. i want a marriage.",0 +joey,"i bet that kiss isnt looking like such a big mistake now, is it?",rachel,"honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean.",0 +mrs green,"oh, am i! i just danced with a wonderfully large woman. and three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. oh, im not saying its something i wanna pursue, but its nice to know i have options.",rachel,"i’m sorry, all our first class seats are taken. that couple got the last two.",0 +chandler,"i am really sorry. that is so terrible. i am so, so sorry.",rachel,"actually, yknow thats not the thanksgiving i was talking about.",1 +ross,"well, the lighting was okay.",rachel,"ohh no you don’t! you got lighting last time, lighting is mine!",1 +luisa,"oh my god, you are! and youre rachel green!",rachel,yeah!,1 +ross,split it?,rachel,okay.,1 +chandler,swhy im dancing...,rachel,mindy.,1 +ross,just please stop!,rachel,"come again? what’s-what’s this nonsense? all right, i’m-i’m not english. i’m from long island. i was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. i’m sorry. so, if we could just get back to the lecture. umm, were there any questions? about paleontology. all right, look i was just trying to make a good first impression. obviously, i screwed up. but what you guys think of me is really important because i’m-i’m hoping to get a permanent job here. so if you just give me another chance to make a good impression…",0 +joey,did you call the cops?,rachel,"shh, ok, here i come, here i come. see im comin to fix the copier, i cant get to the copier, im thinkin what do i do, what do i do…so i just watch em have sex. and then i say, wait, heres my line, you know thats bad for the paper tray.",0 +tag,i can’t believe it!,rachel,"me either. umm, all right, first thing i need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named hilda and tell her to go home.",1 +phoebe,"y’know rach, i think that, i think you should be monica’s made of honor.",rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,ill tell you at the wedding.,rachel,uh.,1 +phoebe,so you wouldn’t mind if he was dating someone else?,rachel,okay.,0 +barry,"nooo, it wasnt.",rachel,"come on, that was back in high school! how could that still bother you?",0 +chandler,"hey, guys! come on! you gotta see what emma just did.",rachel,what?,1 +ross,okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!,rachel,"ross, you stay here and talk, i’m gonna go have a baby.",1 +joey,"oh sorry, i hear divorce i immediately go to ross. who-who’s barry and mindy?",rachel,barry was the guy that i was almost married and mindy was my best friend.,1 +joey,i-i-i-i did?,rachel,"yeah! ohh, i’ve been waitin’ so long to get on that body!",1 +ross,were shushing... because... were trying to hear something. listen. dont you hear that?,rachel,ahhhh!,1 +joey,i dont think so.,rachel,hi there!,1 +joey,here you go. let me ask you a question.,rachel,"y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at…",0 +ross,"you know, i gotta go find him. hes gotta be here someplace.",rachel,"oh, thank you!",0 +ross,you and your ice.,rachel,"well, let me ask you something, was kip a better roommate than me?",0 +joey,yep! theres always room for jell-o…,rachel,"oh! the yuk! ross, hes doing it again!",0 +ross,"come on, show them to me.",rachel,"ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. this is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. just like the indians served.",0 +the director,action.,rachel,okay. now—what is my first line?,1 +joey,dear lord.,rachel,"i’m sorry honey, what were you saying?",1 +ross,"so i told carl, ‘nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.’ but of course this went in one ear and out.....",rachel,i love how he cares so much about stuff. if i squint i can pretend he’s alan alda.,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?",1 +monica,did you go home and change?,rachel,"yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?",0 +ross,"uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the north-east, i was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. yknow how we were, uh, yknow, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? well-",rachel,"oh god, ross, i cannot do this.",1 +ross,"oh my god, you know what, yeah, i think you�re right. i think � listen, listen!",rachel,ubb.,1 +ross,"oh, who cares?",rachel,i care!,1 +phoebe,i bought them off ebay! they used to belong to the late shania twain.,rachel,"phoebe, shania twain is still alive!",1 +phoebe,you did not!!!! oh! no! you came up with relaxi cab! that’s not good.,rachel,"in that cute, little, sweet way she just did?",0 +phoebe,well he’s tall.,rachel,"all right, what’s going on?",0 +joey,oh my god! those are almost right on the floor!,rachel,do you guys want these?,1 +mindy,"i know. i know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said dont do it, hes just gonna do to you what he did to rachel, and now i feel so stupid.",rachel,"uh... oh, mindy, you are so stupid. oh, we are both so stupid.",1 +phoebe,i know! robin is so gay!,rachel,so now what have we agreed?,1 +monica,"rach, heres your mail.",rachel,"no! were gonna do it my way. because your way is stupid! alright i gotta go, i have another call, reverend. hello?",0 +monica,"all right shut up for a second and let me just see something. oh, wow!",rachel,"flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. new guest bath, landscaping. i’m paying to remodel this guys house. i’m going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.",0 +phoebe,"no, look, dont touch that!",rachel,ohh!,0 +monica,come on!,rachel,okay.,1 +joey,i guess they werent as good friends as we are.,rachel,see? its no big deal.,0 +joey,oh!! shrimp toast!,rachel,"well, y’know i-i don’t know where he is.",1 +phoebe,"thats easy for you to say, i dont see three kids coming out your vagina!",rachel,"honey, listen, yknow what? the nurse said the doctor is wonderful.",1 +ross,"marcel, marcel, give rossie the remote. marcel. marcel, you give rossie the remote right now... marce... you give rossie the remote...",rachel,"oh yeah, yeah, shes great, but... i kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. and i definitely would get the part if i wouldve... you know... if i would have sent the little general in.",0 +chandler,"okay ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?",rachel,"i’m telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.",0 +mr. waltham,"in a moment, please, i’m in the middle of a task. and you have a customer.",rachel,"aww, the kids.",0 +monica,"i know, what about rachel? i mean how are we even gonna ask her?",rachel,"well, what is it?",0 +ross,"no, i mean, look i don’t know if anything is going to happen with us, again. ever. but i don’t want to know that it-it never could. so i stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.",rachel,oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.,0 +joey,"alright, well, im gonna order a pizza.",rachel,"ok, how about pilgrim mockolate mousse?",0 +phoebe,"oh, god bless us, everyone.",rachel,there isnt thats what im saying.,0 +barry,"yeah, well, uh, were kind of a thing now.",rachel,"oh! well, um.. youve got plugs!",1 +gavin,i missed you at work today. how are you feeling?,rachel,thanks. you wanna see what it looks like?,0 +ross,"yknow, hey! you’re the one who ended it, remember?",rachel,"yeah, because i was mad at you, not because i stopped loving you!",1 +monica,where do you want to start?,rachel,"oh uh, well i just came in for a cup of coffee to go.",0 +ross,"wow, that’s-that’s-that’s incredible.",rachel,"shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.",0 +man,where did you have it?,rachel,"on a cliff, in barbados, at sunset, and stevie wonder sang isn’t she lovely as i walked down the aisle.",1 +judge,you need to get out of my chambers.,rachel,"all right look lady here is the deal, i came here for an annulment and i am not leaving here until i get one!",1 +joey,aaaah…,rachel,"so im a pimp huh? its okay! look, i know that sometimes i can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. tell me if something is bothering you. okay? and for my part i will do everything i can to keep my annoying habits just . ending credits",0 +joey,"nothing major, its just that, you know, theyre not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best.",rachel,why?,0 +paul,hi ross.,rachel,i was just getting him to like you.,1 +monica,you have nothing! youre not even going out! youre her baby sitter! you have a 12-year-old girls job!,rachel,"ohh, that is soo sad.",1 +phoebe,so you hired yourself a little treat did ya?,rachel,"oh good, you’re here. yeah, and i was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.",0 +joey,i don’t want to marry chandler!,rachel,"oh, so that’s why the priest threw holy water on me. okay, listen, you have to cheer up! okay? you should come out with ross and me, i mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about kate.",0 +ross,"yeah, i mean, all things that guy... these are amazing!",rachel,its okay. i get that a lot doing what i do. but i am straight. i-im engaged actually.,0 +ross,is-is he ok?,rachel,i think i left a donut up here.,0 +barry,"oh, i, uh- i went to aruba.",rachel,oh no. you went on our honeymoon alone?,1 +joey,i’m up all night!,rachel,it’s gonna poop!,1 +phoebe,hey! so how was the doctor?,rachel,phoebe?,0 +ross,well...,rachel,oh stop that!,1 +phoebe,he says he cant do that.,rachel,whats going on?,0 +paul,what’s the matter honey? did you see a little mouse?,rachel,"no-no! big bear! big bear outside! i think i-i—would you—actually, would you go check on that?",1 +monica,"stop with the broom, were not making noise.",rachel,we won. we won!,1 +phoebe,just calm down woman!,rachel,"phoebe, i already, i already did.",1 +mrs. geller,ill get it.,rachel,oh god!,0 +chandler,"well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.",rachel,"you guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!",0 +chandler,"i just have to know, okay. is it my hair?",rachel,"yes, chandler, thats exactly what it is. its your hair.",1 +chandler,"all right! fine! im going. but when i get back its chair sitting, and im the guy whos....sitting in a chair!",rachel,"is this a little too... pheebs, what happened?",1 +joey,hey,rachel,hi,1 +tag,right. so i guess i shouldn’t put good at noticing stuff on my resume.,rachel,"oh-ohh, thank you.",1 +chandler,airplane! airport! airport 75! airport 77! airport 79!,rachel,"oh, times up.",1 +ross,what?!,rachel,it wont come off!,1 +tag,thanks.,rachel,so were you guys together a long time?,1 +gunther,he can have his job back.,rachel,"alright, alright, now-now who should i say tricked me into doing it?",0 +chandler,"oh, okay, times up!",rachel,"all right, i got 48.",1 +monica,yeah?,rachel,y’know you’re really not supposed to be back here!,0 +joey,can we please turn this off?,rachel,"oh, oh! its on again!",0 +joey,i’m still on the set!,rachel,joey! the wedding is in less than an hour!,1 +gavin,why do you even care if i was looking at her? are you jealous?,rachel,"oh yeah, im jealous. oh gavin, please, please look at my ass. stop looking at my ass! i mean, i just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? this is a work environment, shes your subordinate.",1 +ross,"ive no idea, could be. listen, im sorry i had to work tonight.",rachel,"oh its ok. you were worth the wait, and i dont just mean tonight.",1 +phoebe,yes!!! oh!!,rachel,hypothetically!,1 +monica,that doesnt seem fair.,rachel,"wait a minute, are you doing joeys audition didnt go so well. yeah it did?",0 +joey,okay. can i squeeze your ass?,rachel,hey!,0 +dr. franzblau,it is nice to meet you. im dr. franzblau. im your roommates... brothers... ex-wifes obstetrician.,rachel,ugh. ross!,0 +ross,"um, i do not want her baby-sitting our child.",rachel,"theres more beer, right?",0 +ross,"no, i fold.",rachel,what?,0 +chandler,uh-oh.,rachel,good different?,1 +monica,you were just being so nice to him!,rachel,i was faking it! cant you tell when im being fake?,1 +joey,rach?,rachel,"yeah i know—i’m good—i got it! now wait a minute, i’ve got one more thing i have to say to you…oh right! shut up!",1 +joey,good night!,rachel,"seriously, good night!",1 +monica,oh shut up!,rachel,"hi, mindy. hi, it-its rachel. yeah, im fine. i-i saw barry today. oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. no, no, its okay. i hope you two are very happy, i really do. oh, oh, and mind, yknow, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- i just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. okay, i know it was a cheap shot, but i feel so much better now.",1 +monica,"we were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!",rachel,"it was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! he was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!",1 +ross,...i hate waste.,rachel,...ross?,1 +phoebe,"all right. all right! if he wants a date? hes gonna get a date. all right, im gonna go in.",rachel,"well, i cant do it either.",0 +monica,"yeah, well, i’m using noise. okay. all right! so, is everybody ready? here we go. i hear something! i hear something! where is it?",rachel,good morning.,0 +ross,"no, no, that’s funny. but maybe it’s time to move on, let it go, y’know? stop it! besides, rachel is going out with elizabeth’s father, so ah, he’s much older than she is. looks like i’m not the only one interested in fossils, huh?",rachel,i mean ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.,1 +monica,oh god bless my dad sound proofing the basement!,rachel,"oh, i can’t believe i ever let him touch me with those fingers.",1 +ross,the physical act of love.,rachel,what?! are you crazy?,1 +chandler,"that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... hey!",rachel,really?! whats your name?,0 +joey,six and a half! you knocked that last one out of my hand! remember?,rachel,our kids are gonna be fat aren’t they.,0 +ross,"anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. so i’m gonna show her how tough i really am!",rachel,"i’m sorry. i’m sorry. you’re right, you are a tough guy. you’re the toughest palaeontologist i know.",1 +monica,"tell me about yourself, zack!",rachel,"no, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?",0 +ross,dont go.,rachel,"no, nono, dont- dont worry about it. believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.",0 +ross,...how long was i in there?,rachel,"so y’know, uh, when’s he getting back?",0 +ross,"well, thats because youre such a sweet, gentle, uh...do you, uh, do you...oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.",rachel,whats that?,1 +monica,"you have scratches all over you, what happened?",rachel,"well, its my cat.",1 +phoebe,"oh! well, if that’s what you want…",rachel,ohh! no way phoebe! i want to be monica’s!,1 +ross,"yeah, thanks.",rachel,she looks so real! y’know what i mean! she’s this whole tiny little person. she already has eyelashes and knees and…uh-oh.,0 +phoebe,who the hell are all these people?,rachel,"well, i don’t know. i called all the people in monica’s phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.",1 +ross,emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. you know she can’t sleep without it.,rachel,"oh, well, she’s asleep now. stop forcing that thing on her.",1 +phoebe,"no, i know what a silent is i meant, what’s going on with your hair?",rachel,"uh, wh-why?",1 +woman,congratulations you two!,rachel,thank you…we’re so excited,1 +tag,so when do you imagine you gave them to me? in the morning or in the afternoon?,rachel,yeah ive nothing to be ashamed of ok so i havent been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. ok i havent had a real boyfriend you know if he cant handle that he can leave. which he will and thats ok. so ill just be alone forever you know alright ill be. itll be fine. itll be fine. ill go walking tours with widows and lesbians. oh,0 +all,hey.,rachel,what’s the game?! what’s the game?!,0 +guy,sorry.,rachel,mon?,1 +chandler,"let me tell you why you need to pick me. see, when i was a kid, i was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. you know, i was always picked last in gym. even behind that big fat exchange student who didnt even know the rules to baseball. i mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. anyway, if im the only one left out of this wedding, i just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.",rachel,"all right fine, i pick you.",1 +joey,i am not gonna help you do that! goodbye!,rachel,"hi, im here to see mr campbell... with gucci. the reservation is probably under gucci. its spelled like gukki, which could be confusing.",1 +paul,"well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to…",rachel,"oh no! yes! of course, i know that! i just—i meant y’know are you still a ‘we’ or are you just ‘you?’",1 +ross,five.,rachel,sorry. paolos catching an earlier flight.,1 +joey,okay.,rachel,my job!,0 +phoebe,"yeah, she was bald, she’s not now.",rachel,yeah. what are we getting?,0 +joey,"oh well, youre timing couldnt be better. i am putting out fires all over the place.",rachel,oh my god pheebs! you’re gonna have a baby?,0 +chandler,what?,rachel,"come on! they rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous! i mean, they’re gonna be engaged for like what? a year? and somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing off. i’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re dancing at there’s.",1 +monica,"joey?! oh my god, rachel!",rachel,hey! hi!,1 +phoebe,i have this feeling that somethings wrong with it. something is wrong with the left philange.,rachel,i was just thinking. when my time comes-,0 +ross,"uhh, it was fun. we, we just had coffee.",rachel,"oh uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table.",1 +mark,twenty percent.,rachel,oh!! i love this job! wow! my first call.,1 +monica,"all right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we’re down by two points. two points.... phoebe you do a button-hook again. rachel, you go long.",rachel,"or! you can just, y’know…",0 +monica,"you can also find him under umm, dog and dead.",rachel,great! thanks!,1 +phoebe,"i know, it is.",rachel,this womans living my life.,0 +mrs. green,"oh, i’m so happy i’m gonna do this for my little girl. aw, look at you. you have tears in your eyes.",rachel,yes. yes i do.,1 +joey,rach! hey! it’s fine! you’re at joey’s!,rachel,"hey, how you doin’?",0 +ross,i dont think thats what this is.,rachel,you can not do this.,0 +ross,really?! we are?,rachel,"yeah. whew, its hot with all of this stuff on. i ah, i better not do any, i dont know, lunges.",0 +ross,absolutely. just give me your breast and well be on our way.,rachel,"i don’t know! it’s not like it’s porn! this is a serious, legitimate movie. y’know? and the nudity is really important to the story.",0 +ross,"ah, i’m sorry.",rachel,come on! i don’t want you thinking of me like that any more!,1 +policeman,and in the meantime you better let him drive. does he have a license?,rachel,yeah!,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,does it still hurt?,1 +monica,"thank you. rachel, can i talk to you outside for a sec?",rachel,no.,1 +joey,"hey rach, listen i was thinkin’ uh, i’m gonna have an extra room over at my place…",rachel,no.,0 +phoebe,"that wasn’t a date! that was, that was just friends getting together… having sex.",rachel,"okay. okay, see? i get the phone.",1 +phoebe,ok. quick. we gotta find a cab and follow them.,rachel,"oh, yeah, ok. let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.",1 +chandler,okay. now all we’ve got to do is get rid of this chair.,rachel,"hi! i’m so sorry to barge in on your valentine’s, but i had to get away from all the yelling. mona is dumping ross.",1 +ross,the most amazing thing happened tonight. i thought my number was up. i had an actual near death experience!,rachel,what?! what? what happened?!,1 +monica,"well i-i talked to and uh, she’s definitely going to have this baby. y’know, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.",rachel,good night!,0 +joey,dahhhhh!! no! noooo!!,rachel,i got bottled breast milk.,0 +phoebe,"wait a second! this is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?",rachel,"run! run you crazy, rich freak!",0 +ross,"you can have the last piece, if you want.",rachel,"well, i should think so. you slept with someone.",1 +ross,i—they would not let us get married when we were that drunk!,rachel,"geez, were gonna be late, sweetie...",0 +policeman,nope.,rachel,taurus?,1 +phoebe,well then you’d better hurry! the angelica! go! go!,rachel,yeah! you three have a nice thanksgiving.,0 +ross,"im sorry, im sorry. you were saying?",rachel,"well, yeah... okay, look its about me and...",1 +mr. zelner,"good, because its in ten minutes.",rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,"come on rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?",rachel,i don’t have ten minutes!!,1 +phoebe,he just got a divorce right?,rachel,hmm-mmm.,1 +monica,i guess you have forgotten all about joey?,rachel,what are you going to do?,0 +joey,queens.,rachel,and so were-were you close to your parents?,1 +tag,hey.,rachel,how are you holding up?,1 +phoebe,listen to you two. its so sad. looks like im gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.,rachel,...like a...,0 +phoebe,"well, im sorry but its hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! see, theres something going on with them. look, hes getting into the car with her!",rachel,hi rachel!,0 +ross,"okay, come on! all right, i gotta go! so good luck at the party. okay?",rachel,"oh wait, ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?",1 +ross,what? what?,rachel,oh yeah? you’re going further down! downtown!,0 +ross,thanks man.,rachel,hi.,1 +ross,"i thought i heard voices! hi charlie! hi joey. and.. oh! youre gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. im just kidding, i know rachel, i know. come, please come in. come in.",rachel,"okay, well, we brought you some wine.",1 +ross,can you believe that?,rachel,"yes, yes, we did, thanks to vidal buffay.",0 +joey,...im his,rachel,"..youre, youre mah mah mah what?",1 +kim,no. no! youre doing great! don’t you give up! thats why we didnt tell you and were not gonna drag you down with us.,rachel,"oh wait, no-no-no! drag me down. drag-drag me down.",1 +joey,"yeah! yeah monica! you listen to me, okay? and i’m not just saying this because i’m your friend, i’m sayin’ it ‘cause it’s the truth. you’re food is abysmal!",rachel,"ah, he can’t make it, he said he had to his... whoa-oh!",0 +tom,im sorry?,rachel,"maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping ross get back on his feet!",0 +phoebe,ehh!!,rachel,"i’m getting married!!!! i’m gonna be a bride!!!! no, i will not shut up because i’m engaged! ohh, big talk! huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! huh, buddy?! yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! come on, apartment 20! apartment 20!",0 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,excuse me?,1 +joey,"not a problem. oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.",rachel,"chandler, stop! it is not going to pop open!",0 +ross,im not! im making it easier! pick me!,rachel,"did you just hung up on me? all right, look, i need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.",0 +ross,"well umm, oh! i might be teaching another class this semester!",rachel,"my god, youre choking! that better?",0 +ross,you had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.,rachel,what?,1 +monica,have you ever taken out the trash?,rachel,"well, i thought you liked doing it.",1 +ross,im up for tenure.,rachel,congratulations!,1 +ross,"yeah! yeah, i got tenure!",rachel,oh my god!,1 +chandler,"for my last birthday you gave me a hug! okay, read the card! read the card!",rachel,hey! how’d it go?,0 +ross,"look—okay, i’m just gonna—i’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back! okay? you-you make sure monica does not find out, okay?",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"you-you gotta take it now. come on, do it as a present to me.",rachel,okay. thank you.,1 +ross,that is really nice…lying! no way is that the reason!,rachel,guys! i’m not pregnant.,0 +monica,did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?,rachel,hey!,0 +joey,gladys?,rachel,"okay, you know where you are better than i do. i was just curious.",0 +monica,i guess they’re back from their date.,rachel,music. very nice.,1 +phoebe,"umm, a flea market?",rachel,yesss?,0 +ross,"hey, so uhm... how was dinner?",rachel,"oh, it was great. mark is so sweet.",1 +ross,"what? okay, okay, okay, okay.",rachel,"...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. yknow? i mean my mom never thought this would work out. it was all, “once a cheater, always a cheater.” ooh, i just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...",1 +monica,"okay everybody, let’s go! let’s go!",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,"okay, for next time, what do you say?",rachel,correct! which monarch has ruled great britain the longest?,0 +ben,when’s my daddy coming back?,rachel,"oh, hey.",0 +mr. tribbiani,"hey. morning, dear.",rachel,how good is that?,0 +monica,oh my god! rachel!! you look terrific!,rachel,"ohh, so do you! did you lose weight?",1 +joey,oh that’s amazing.,rachel,yes! exactly.,0 +monica,"y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…",rachel,"what, are you crazy? you haven’t beaten me once since my injury plagued ’97 season. it would be easier if you just give me your money.",0 +ross,"ohh, what’s wrong?!",rachel,"no, im sorry. look i dont think thats what you wanna hear right now but i cant help it. i love marriage.",0 +ross,"i dont know. its going to be weird not having a job for a while, but i, i definitely dont care about my sandwich.",rachel,yes.,0 +ross,wow.,rachel,"no, wait, please don’t go! i’ve got porn for you too!",0 +ross,"i cant believe this, shes our daughter! that you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!",rachel,she won a thousand dollars!,1 +joey,hi.,rachel,what?,1 +joey,"oh hey rach, listen—hi!",rachel,"thats fine. well, your other dad and i are gonna go have a romantic evening and i guess ill just see you kids around.",0 +chandler,"yeah, so, whats that supposed to mean?!",rachel,"hey, chandler, dont freak out! im telling you something you already know! come on, she broke up with richard because he didnt want to have babies. and shes a woman, and shes almost 30, and yknow its monica.",1 +joey,"no, one man for the rest of my life? i don’t know if i can do it! this means i’ll never get to sleep with joey!",rachel,"look monica, getting cold feet is very common. y’know, it’s-it’s just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love chandler. and also, i ran out on a wedding. you don’t get to keep the gifts.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"hey frannie, welcome back! how was florida?",0 +ross,you didn’t do it?,rachel,i-i know—i had put them in…in-in my desk at work and i completely forgot about them until today.,1 +mr. treeger,": oh yeah, of course you don’t!",rachel,no.,1 +ross,y’know what i think it is? i think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave.,rachel,okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!,0 +joey,i bet i stopped listening before you did.,rachel,morning.,0 +joshua,behind you?,rachel,rachel?,0 +ross,"listen. oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!",rachel,don’t you realise none of this would’ve ever happened if i didn’t think at that same moment you weren’t having sex with mark?,0 +chip,"so ah, monica ready yet?",rachel,"she’ll be out in a second. so, chip, how’s umm, amy welch?",1 +ross,what-what-what the—how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!,rachel,"well, y’know he lost his keys so he was looking for them…",1 +chandler,"yes. okay, there’s this one guy, patrick, i think you’re gonna like him, he’s really nice, he’s funny, he’s a swimmer.",rachel,"ohh, i like swimmer’s bodies!",1 +ross,"hey, i thought i cheered you up.",rachel,what? you weren’t in it.,0 +monica,why is it sick?,rachel,hey! what’s going on?,0 +ross,oh it’s okay. they’re just-they’re just wrapping her up.,rachel,"okay. well be careful with her, she’s really tiny.",1 +guy,"i ah, i work at bloomingdale’s and i might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?",rachel,"come on chandler, come on! it’ll give us great practice for when——people with babies come to visit.",0 +joey,what are they doing out here? the coast’s all the way over there.,rachel,i never want to leave you again!,0 +monica,"olivia? i thought she was marrying connor! oh right, real life more important.",rachel,so do you think that my dream means anything?,1 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"yay, okay!",0 +monica,you had no relationship!!,rachel,"no, but i was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!",1 +chandler,"well, i think i judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.",rachel,"well, last time i almost got fired. you must end it, you must end it now!",1 +chandler,why?,rachel,so is it horrible? is everybody working really hard?,0 +phoebe,ew-eww!! undies!,rachel,all right! whos are they? whos are they?,1 +chandler,why?! why do i have to tell him?!,rachel,"oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.",0 +ross,"hey! oh listen, i was just clearing some space for your stuff.",rachel,"wh-why?! why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?",0 +phoebe,"oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when hes stoned.",rachel,hes not stoned.,1 +ross,this is rachel.,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,she is?,rachel,"uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from thailand but i-i don’t think he-he knew what it was.",0 +mr. treeger,: no! you’re clogging up the chute that i spent a half-hour unclogging!,rachel,i’m sorry. i didn’t—i don’t come in here a lot.,1 +joey,"man, do you know what guys want!",rachel,"yeah that really calms me down. and! we have so much in common! she loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well that’s a…",0 +joey,"hey, no way, that rooster’s family!",rachel,throw in the duck too!,1 +mona,"y’know, i-i-i just…i don’t want to get in the middle of something so complicated.",rachel,"dude, what am i gonna…",0 +joey,"oh, i love you too.",rachel,"oh, its a great party! great food. yknow, most parties its all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. so umm, whats this?",0 +tom,sure!,rachel,we’ll be right back sir.,1 +gavin,why do you even care if i was looking at her? are you jealous?,rachel,we are. he’s meeting us here.,0 +phoebe,well did she know you two weren’t married?,rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,"rachel, this is yours.",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,but are you saying that you would move out if i didn’t buy that lamp?,rachel,oh. yes! i would so move out!,1 +ross,i know! i know! why do you guys need to have this conversation?! huh? i,rachel,uh ross? you asked me that.,1 +ross,"okay, i uh, i cant see you anymore.",rachel,monica.,0 +monica,ten dollars an hour.,rachel,no.,1 +gavin,"oh, they didnt tell me about your quick wit.",rachel,did they mention that im rubber and youre glue?,1 +mr. zelner,hi rachel!,rachel,hey.� how come youre answering your own phone?� wheres your crazy assistant?,0 +ross,"okay, how about you flew to london to stop my wedding! ah, how about you told me you loved me after i was already married!",rachel,monica.,0 +kim,no. no! youre doing great! don’t you give up! thats why we didnt tell you and were not gonna drag you down with us.,rachel,there you go. thank you!,0 +phoebe,oh here’s a whole bunch.,rachel,"oh, i mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, oh that poor girl. y’know? then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone.",1 +ross,"yeah, i want my money back.",rachel,"oh-ho, yeah!",0 +joey,ooh!,rachel,okay!,1 +chandler,007?! this is james bond’s tux?!,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"okay, that’s a fire. oh yeah. oh yeah.",rachel,you should be. im very bendy. im gonna kiss you now.,0 +ross,okay.,rachel,okay.,0 +joey,"uh, some of her friends, yeah.",rachel,"yeah, but then jacques cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! it was soo cool! then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.",0 +monica,he is so amazing.,rachel,what are you talking about?,0 +joey,pssst...,rachel,how... wha... hey! what are you... what is this? have you guys been listening this entire time?,1 +joey,oh yeah.,rachel,"well, there was talk of shutting down ralph lauren all together.",0 +ross,"well maybe hell get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.",rachel,"yknow what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesnt have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?",1 +ross,fine by me!!,rachel,"and hey! just so you know, it’s not that common! it doesn’t happen to every guy! and it is a big deal!!",1 +ross,"still-still, let me come... for me.",rachel,"okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?",0 +chandler,mm! night gar’!,rachel,so did you read your evaluation yet?,1 +phoebe,"hey! umm, well, only okay because i just got back from, from the hospital.",rachel,what?,1 +monica,"all right, whats goin on?",rachel,"oh, blimey, i still can’t believe you’ve got an earring!",0 +phoebe,so rach.,rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,all right that’s it! you’re yelling and i don’t see you taking your top off! i quit!,rachel,what do you mean you quit?! you can’t quit!,1 +joey,"hey, here you go.",rachel,"ooh... oooh... oh, ah... can i ask you a question?",1 +monica,"come on rach, when a guy says he’s going to call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call. hasn’t it ever happened to you?",rachel,"ooh, i’ll play! i’ll play!",0 +phoebe,…in reservations at 8:00 by neil simon. thank-thank you neil. thank you for the words.,rachel,"okay honey, you can finish this later we’re gonna be late. we gotta go.",1 +joshua,why not?!,rachel,"well, im off to carols.",0 +ross,"just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know.",rachel,"come on! we will be there for you the whole time! just remember gal pal rachel green. ha-ha! i’m gonna be in soap opera digest! and not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. seriously, proud of you.",1 +ross,"no, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!",rachel,what kind of social situation are you comfortable with?,0 +joey,the ross—is that back?!!,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"hey i’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after ben for a little bit? i-i’ve got this meeting at school. and-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘fun aunt’ rachel, so…",rachel,"so, i read this article in the paper the other day that says youre not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.",0 +monica,does he not make enough money?,rachel,"oh, it was amazing. you know how you always think youre great in bed?",0 +phoebe,"i know, i just want to bite his bottom lip. but i wont.",rachel,"god, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in bermuda with barry.",1 +ross,look ive already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!,rachel,yknow what you should do?,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,with my sister jill and my ex-boyfriend ross?,1 +phoebe,"come on you know what to do! you hire the first one! you don’t hire an assistant because they’re cute, you hire them because they’re qualified.",rachel,"ah, no-no-no just ross. ross and joey is embarrassing enough.",0 +ross,"fine. fine, but i want the record to show that i tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes i’m gonna be saying…",rachel,"uh sorry, wrong number.",0 +joey,"absolutely. but, we’re gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? i’ll page ross on the way. come on.",rachel,okay. oh god—ow!—oo!,1 +chandler,hey! did you have the baby yet?,rachel,do you want me to come over there and sit on you? ‘cause i’ll do it.,1 +monica,oh-my-god rachel! rachel!,rachel,ditto.,0 +joey,that thing was a hazard! i’m very safety conscious.,rachel,hey!,1 +chandler,"i know it’s tough now, but things will get better.",rachel,"how do you know that? what if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can’t even be in the same room with each other?!",1 +ross,"uh, nothing, im sure theyll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.",rachel,"oh it’s always nicer to here than, aw crap! you again!",0 +ross,"yeah, but wait...",rachel,"erica, are you okay?",0 +ross,"oh my god! our daughters a genius! rach, this means...",rachel,thank you so much for that gift! chandler : i was not ready for this today!,0 +joey,"youre fine, ok? but everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!",rachel,"well, then so you just invite me...!",1 +ross,you’re great. and i-i know someday this will happen for you too. you just hang in there.,rachel,i’m sorry honey.,0 +phoebe,and a small piece of chocolate.,rachel,hi!,0 +ross,"oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! straight up over your head! you can do it! you can do it! okay. you got it?",rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,joseph francis tribbiani are you home yet?!!,rachel,guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.,0 +monica,you are?,rachel,"yeah, im really looking forward to it.",0 +ross,that may be the most depressing thing i’ve heard in my life. i should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.,rachel,"forget what i said, i was babbling! pick me!",0 +phoebe,oh man.,rachel,oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.,1 +mindy,i hope you can find some way to be happy for me. and i hope youll still be my maid of honor...?,rachel,and i hope barry doesnt kill you and eat you in aruba.,1 +chandler,"more importantly, was i any good?",rachel,"well, you were pretty damn good.",1 +phoebe,well isn’t he your friend? don’t you want him to be happy?,rachel,yes.,1 +joey,"come on rach, not again. i got it! okay? let’s start sailing, and i want to go over there where that boatload of girls is! yo-ho-ho!",rachel,i have *not* thought this through!,0 +sophie,good morning!,rachel,"oh, sophie, i guess you didn’t hear about joanna…",1 +ross,yep!,rachel,in a month?,1 +chandler,"oh my god, introduce us!",rachel,what happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?,0 +phoebe,lotsa things.,rachel,which one do you think she is?,1 +ross,"you deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? someone who wakes up every morning thinking oh my god, im with rachel. you know, someone who makes you feel good, the way i am with julie. was there a second of all?",rachel,"no, i think that was the whole all.",1 +joey,"okay! all right. umm, all right wayne, level with me. okay? i-i keep hearing all these rumors that i might get fired. okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! i mean, i love-i love this little guy! ah-ah!! okay, that’s why you didn’t want me to touch him right? here you go! okay? stupid! i can’t believe it! god! hey, how you doin’?",rachel,"breaking up sucks! oh, i really miss mike!",0 +joey,"this is so exciting for her. well, i’ll let you two fash…ists get down to business.",rachel,"okay. all right dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…",1 +monica,we’re sorry honey.,rachel,you guys wanna eat here?,0 +monica,"well, its the thought. hey, doesnt rosss flight get in in a couple hours? at gate 27-b?",rachel,i know.,0 +joey,"hey, here you go.",rachel,oh. hel-lo!,0 +monica,"no that was jarred! wow! i haven’t thought about him in a long time… anyway, umm will’s, will’s here on business and he didn’t have a place to go so i invited him here.",rachel,oh that’s nice.,1 +ross,are ya?,rachel,"actually, it’s kinda my fault. i-i quit today.",0 +joey,"no just, nobody press on my stomach.",rachel,you can keep those pants by the way.,1 +monica and phoebe,"oh, that’s great!!",rachel,oh no!,0 +tag,"are you kidding me?! with a cute butt like this, i’d find work.",rachel,i just found out that elizabeth’s dad wants to meet me.,0 +amy,its his dad.,rachel,she did? who got her condo in boca?,0 +monica,"i’m gonna go into the bathroom so i can look at it in the mirror, as i eat it.",rachel,"okay, now what was that all about? is it-does it not taste good? let me try it.",1 +ross,"rach, yknow i can see you naked any time i want.",rachel,what?,1 +monica,see if he has ice.,rachel,okay. have a great time you guys.,0 +ross,"i see your twenty, raise you twenty-five.",rachel,"see your twenty-five...and...uh, monica, get my purse.",1 +monica,about what?,rachel,umm… i’m never gonna getting married!,1 +phoebe,"okay. would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?",rachel,"oh my god! phoebe look, it’s ross and that girl.",1 +monica,"let me think. oh, when i was younger i used to dream that i got married to mayor mccheese, and on our wedding night i ate his head.",rachel,besides tampons and salt? ooh! my god! maple candy! thats so sweet of you. thats weird...its empty!,0 +phoebe,"ooh, who’s it for?",rachel,"dear losers, do you really think i’d hide presents under the couch? p.s. chandler, i knew they’d break you.",1 +joey,"im telling you, rach, charlie is not right for me!",rachel,hey! how’s ben?,0 +phoebe,hey.,rachel,lets get you out of here!!,0 +ross,"no, no. uh... no, see, uh, you-you cant do that.",rachel,oh my god!,0 +joey,yeah...,rachel,"oh no, its terrific, its... its... yknow, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, youve finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.",0 +joey,you guys kissed! oh my—this is huge!,rachel,no!,1 +ross,you don’t have to shout everything.,rachel,i’m sorry!,1 +ross,right.,rachel,"now that you’re on you’re own, you’re free to look as stupid as you like.",1 +ross,so hes calling from rome. i could do that. just gotta go to rome.,rachel,"more wine, dear?",0 +joey,how could you lose him?,rachel,suck-fest.,0 +phoebe,why not?,rachel,because i lose her stuff!,1 +phoebe,wow! that is a bad audition.,rachel,"okay, look at him. look at those strong hands. oh what i wouldn’t give to be that can of condensed milk.",0 +katie,"oh, thanks! thats so sweet!",rachel,oh! ow!,1 +joey,"yeah, me too.",rachel,"hey, how’s…how’s the uh, miracle chair?",1 +joey,umm?,rachel,remember that big thing i was gonna tell you about?,1 +ross,thanks.,rachel,"hey, do you believe this? do you believe they are actually getting married?",1 +joey,you usually find them on the heaving beasts.,rachel,"alright, alright, so im not a great typist...",1 +monica,youre not sick!,rachel,"what? yes, i am!",1 +phoebe,rach?,rachel,i’ll be out in a second.,1 +ross,"okay, i got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and i picked up all the forms. i’ll take care of everything.",rachel,"well sure, if you say you’re gonna take care of everything i have no reason to doubt you. give me those forms! all right, now i’m gonna do this my way and i don’t want to hear a peep out of you!",1 +monica,great…,rachel,"things that move me. the, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip.",0 +charlie,theres a third guy?,rachel,mmm.,0 +joey,"yeah, im an actor.",rachel,a wandering?,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,why would i be mad?,0 +ross,"wh-why?! why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?",rachel,"well, because of us! because of our history.",1 +ross,hi rachel! heres your sister amy! she thinks i need pec implants!,rachel,"ah, look who’s back! why do you have bags? rach, why does she have bags?",0 +policeman,and you promise you’ll get this taken care of right away?,rachel,a year?!,0 +phoebe,thousands of times!! that doesn’t make me sound too good does it?,rachel,i don’t even know how i would go about it.,1 +tag,"i’m telling you, you never gave them to me.",rachel,"y’know what tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.",1 +julie,"thanks. hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?",rachel,"yeah, thatd be great. id love it.",1 +monica,my turn? what-what are you talking about?,rachel,"ugh, monica, i know about you and chandler.",1 +ross,"well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... i gotta flush.",rachel,"well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause i got four sixes! i won! i actually won! oh my god! yknow what? i think im gonna make a little ross pile. i think that one was rosss, and i think—oh—that one was rosss. yes! : well, i have got your money, and youll never see it...",1 +joey,"oh, good to know. so close!",rachel,"hey, that womans got an ass like carols! what? thought we were trying to find stuff.",0 +gavin,right. right. ross. so whats the deal with you guys? i dont want to get in the middle of anything,rachel,"oh? isn�t that funny? i didnt see that before, i wouldnt have let her go up again.",0 +phoebe,"we cant leave now! there was this one baby, haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! this competition just blew wide open, folks!",rachel,"phoebe, i think... its just too weird, i just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!",1 +phoebe,"no, yeah, we never find them! shes always best at us, that wily... minx.",rachel,"ahh, merry christmas; i miss you guys!",0 +mr. heckles,youre stomping. its disturbing my birds.,rachel,you think?,0 +joey,what?,rachel,are you serious?,1 +ross,"oh, really!",rachel,oh yeah.,1 +ross,hey amy.,rachel,"oh amy, you remember ross.",1 +joey,"so, did you err... did you tell ross?",rachel,wellll?,0 +chandler,"hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.",rachel,"oh, y’know im not that much of a sweet tooth. i——wow. my god, so creamy. oh my god, this is the best cheesecake i have ever had. where did you get this?",1 +ross,you can see where hed have trouble.,rachel,"so uh, wheres monica?",0 +phoebe,"found the vest! i mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…",rachel,damnit!,0 +mr. geller,beautiful!,rachel,what... what you working on?,0 +joey,youre mean!,rachel,so what happened?,0 +monica,you owe me 20 bucks.,rachel,thank you. thank you so much!,1 +ross,"soon he’ll be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.",rachel,"yeah! all right, maybe you don’t have to smile. let’s try something else. let’s try umm, try looking sexy.",0 +monica,"no, too late. you cant give it back!",rachel,yes i can!,1 +monica,okay! why?!,rachel,because! because i was sad.,1 +ross,uh rach…,rachel,go get back on that case honey!,1 +monica,i am not high maintenance!,rachel,i am not a pushover!,1 +ross,"well, that’s what i’m here for. want me to get that?",rachel,"well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! go back in time and listen to phoebe!",0 +ross,wha-what did he say that was so funny?,rachel,"and officiating at tonights blackout, is rabbi tribbiani.",0 +joey,"well, who knew? pharmacists are fun.",rachel,"man, this is…",0 +phoebe,the end.,rachel,"oh, god...",1 +danny,absolutely. some people are just into appearances.,rachel,"i can’t. i can’t believe i have plans, i can’t. can you do it tomorrow night though?",0 +monica,"shes living my life, and shes doing it better than me! look at this, look. she buys tickets for plays that i wanna see. she, she buys clothes from stores that im intimidated by the sales people. she spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.",rachel,youre not an artist.,1 +monica,for what?,rachel,what about him?,0 +tag,"it wasn’t on your list, but hopefully you’ll think it’s really fun.",rachel,a scooter!,1 +carol,are they here yet?,rachel,"no, honey, theyre not, but dont worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?",1 +jill,"all right, i’m leaving! because i’m not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. that’s you rachel!",rachel,what?!,0 +monica,": do you know how many times ive seen him jump up like that, believe me i know what he was doing.",rachel,man sharks. i always knew there was something weird about that dude. but you promised to love him no matter what.,1 +ross,theres an image.,rachel,would anybody like more coffee?,1 +ross,i suppose.,rachel,"it’s not like we-we know each other or anything. or that have anything in common. phoebe sr.: well, i don’t know. i mean it’s not like we don’t have anything in common. i mean i like uh, pizza.",0 +joey,bye.,rachel,"thats funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.",0 +phoebe,no! no! look at that! it’s a line of ants! they’re working as a team!,rachel,phoebe!,1 +ross,it’s not a club.,rachel,"phoebe, if this guy’s going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?",1 +gavin,do you have fever? let me see. hum...,rachel,oh my god!,0 +phoebe,"i don’t know, i hardly ever say that about people.",rachel,"hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. i-i don’t want you to get hurt, ‘cause i kinda like you.",0 +phoebe,"uhuh, uhuh... oh my god! this is really happening.",rachel,"oh phoebe, im so happy for you honey.",1 +will,"that’s right, the i hate rachel green club!",rachel,hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. you-you’ve been through so much since then. and right now you’ve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. can’t you just let this go?,0 +joey,"hey uh, is it okay to come in?",rachel,"no! no, she said you actually proposed to her.",0 +phoebe,"no-no-no, but i am mad! i am mad! because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! and it’s all sitting up in my living room and all i can think about is how i don’t have that lamp!",rachel,"well then honey, buy the lamp! hey, we have that 60 bucks from ross.",1 +phoebe,"okay, from the top, people!",rachel,so what! i still have—no you’re probably right.,0 +dr. long,"that’s fine, for now we’ll just call her baby girl green.",rachel,"oh no, baby girl geller-green.",1 +ross,i cant believe this is happening.,rachel,i know.,1 +joey,yes! yes! you did and you’re still yelling at me!,rachel,you gave my father a lap dance!,0 +ross,"all right. yknow what? we don’t have to go downstairs! we can bring vegas up to us! all right, come on, come on, well play some blackjack. here we go. 13.",rachel,"yes, its a deadly but beautiful sport.",0 +ross,"hey i’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after ben for a little bit? i-i’ve got this meeting at school. and-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘fun aunt’ rachel, so…",rachel,"ohhh! well of course i will watch him! we have fun, don’t we ben?",1 +ross,"oh. oh. thank god, most women don’t even feel them.",rachel,"well off the top of my head uhh, maybe she’s having her cake and eating it too. you being the cake and richard being the too. or!",0 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,"yes, you did—oh my god you didn’t! well then why didn’t you tell me that before?!",1 +ross,"what, uh... what were you thinking?",rachel,"i dont know! i mean, we still care about each other. theres a history there. slike you and carol.",1 +mark,"hi. i just talked to joanna, and she loves you. you got it, you got the job.",rachel,"well, i was thinking...",0 +chandler,"all right, we haven’t had sex yet. okay, what’s the big deal? y’know? this is special, and i want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.",rachel,monica’s pregnant!,0 +ross,and in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.,rachel,"all right now… all right, you’re all set up. you’re good to go. just hit record. all right?",0 +joey,"i dont know uhh… well, im joey. yeah, im disgusting, i take my underwear off in other peoples homes.",rachel,"well, get em out of here! whats wrong with you?",1 +jill,oh no! but i just walked past three sales and i didn’t go in. how strong am i?,rachel,"well, it needs to be plicit.",0 +will,you are unbelievable.,rachel,oh! me too!,0 +ross,"so, you’re not going to paris.",rachel,"now that you live next door, we can be together every day. sid and monica never have to know a thing.",0 +monica,"i know that there’s no hole there, i just really liked that picture.",rachel,noo!,0 +monica,this thanksgiving kicks last thanksgivings ass!,rachel,to monica and chandler... and that knocked up girl in ohio.,1 +ross,"sorry. ‘cause umm, i think this will make you a little more sophisticated.",rachel,sophisticated like a hooker?,1 +joey,"oh, come on rach! my turn just started!",rachel,"actually, i just wanna talk to tag.",1 +ross,"actually, billy tratt is gay now. so-so that one’s not really our fault.",rachel,y’know what…,0 +monica,what are you smiling at?,rachel,"i’m sorry, i was just thinking you’re day could still pick up.",1 +chandler,ross is wearing leather pants! does nobody else see that ross is wearing leather pants? someone comment on the pants!,rachel,"i’ll tell you what, i will go get them developed and you can go home.",0 +ross,i hope you’re a better father than you’re a friend!!,rachel,joey! joey!,1 +joey,now that’s a thinker.,rachel,"ok, all done.",0 +chandler,"come on, rach.",rachel,oh my god! what if he thinks im the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?,1 +joey,oh yeah.,rachel,"uh, they dont like it when you correct their grammar.",0 +joey,"what-what is it, what is it?",rachel,"oh my god, its so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.",1 +tag,what’s going on rach?,rachel,"nothing! phoebe kinda made a mistake. but y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?",1 +monica,"rachel, it’s going to happen. chandler is gonna move in here.",rachel,but i…,1 +joey,"oh, let me get this. these are for you.",rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"and that’s funny, why?",rachel,"oh, umm, i was just y’know working out and umm… oh, that’s it.",1 +ross,wh… wh…what?,rachel,theyre never coming down now.,0 +ross,thank you.,rachel,"what about you honey, who would be on your list?",1 +paul,hi! hi. i think i left my keys here somewhere.,rachel,oh! well let’s look for them. oh-oh-hey! are these them?,1 +chandler,awww. bye!,rachel,bye honey.,1 +chandler,"is that a hint? because we love you doctor connelly but we dont think wed want you to be our child! wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!",rachel,if that.,0 +joey,you don’t think i know that!,rachel,"it’s called the bapstein-king comet, okay? hey! hey! bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!",0 +phoebe,"i know. i know, what’s her number?",rachel,i don’t know.,1 +ross,ohh.,rachel,okay. let’s use this brush.,1 +monica,would you just open it?,rachel,"oh my god, oh, you guys are great.",1 +joey,it’s no ukrainian film.,rachel,"okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.",0 +phoebe,so you wouldn’t mind if he was dating someone else?,rachel,why? is he? he is! isn’t he? he’s dating that slut in marketing!,1 +roy,really?,rachel,no! everythings cold. the turkeys dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.,0 +phoebe,oh! which can either mean you’re having a baby or you’re gonna make a scientific discovery!,rachel,"well, i have been spending a lot of time in the lab.",1 +ross,"thats it? youre not mad? i mean, it mustve been terrible.",rachel,whats with the guitar?,0 +tag,got it!,rachel,i could’ve been killed i hope you know!,0 +chandler,so was i.,rachel,"hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do i do?! what will i do?!",0 +chandler,mm! night gar’!,rachel,stop making candy!,0 +phoebe,"yeah, thanks. and listen, can you do me a favor? could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, y’know if you can.",rachel,that’s a hernia.,0 +ross,"okay, okay. look, you have got to go to a doctor! okay?",rachel,"no. i have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. it’s a very big deal, there’s a lot of people there i have to meet.",1 +phoebe,"oh, yeah!",rachel,unless! she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.,0 +joshua,"all right, thank you so much for all your help.",rachel,sure.,1 +joey,this is it! this is my category.,rachel,"well i’m sorry but, that-that’s really not my problem.",0 +chandler,yeah we do!,rachel,okay.,0 +chandler,"yes, apparently stevie and the band are like this.",rachel,so what are you going to do?,0 +monica,he’s totally flirting with you too.,rachel,"he is, isn’t he? i don’t know, i don’t know, i mean maybe it’s just being here at the beach together or, i don’t know. but it’s like something...",1 +monica,what are you talking about? she just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!,rachel,hey!,0 +paul,thanks for your help.,rachel,uh-oh!,0 +phoebe,you guys are here! yay!,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,"oh, rach! rach! umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to chandler’s dad and try to keep him away from chandler’s mom?",rachel,well i…i told him that if he ever hurt you i would hunt him down and kick his ass! what?! what?! what is the matter with everybody?! i am serious! i would kick his ass!,0 +ross,he didnt get the goggles!,rachel,im still mad at you for not telling me.,0 +phoebe,im so lucky i married you.,rachel,oh! shoot! damn it! where is it? oh! oh! i found it! i found it!,1 +joey,"i feel so stupid, you know? why... why do i keep going after the wrong girls?",rachel,"yeah, they’re out of town.",0 +chandler,"eldad, sit down. move over! move over now!",rachel,oh great! we’re going out again saturday. but i just found she’s also seeing some other guy.,0 +joey,"ok. well, how, how can we make it easier?",rachel,hi.,0 +chandler,"well, i have a girlfriend, i’m-i’m happy. so, i no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.",rachel,"i’ve kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. but since you were with ross, i-i didn’t do anything about it. but, now that you’re not, i’d really like to ask you out sometime. so-so that’s-that’s what i’m doing, now.",0 +monica,you should feel great about yourself! youre doing this amazing independence thing!,rachel,"monica, what is so amazing? i gave up, like, everything. and for what?",1 +tag,twenty-four actually.,rachel,"oh god! y’know what i wish? i wish you were six years older. well actually, if i’m wishin’ for stuff, i actually wish i was six years younger.",1 +megan,i’m just kidding. i’m getting married july 25th.,rachel,i’m just kidding too. i’m getting married in december.,1 +ross,rach? you wanna come?,rachel,"oh no, i can’t. i got a date.",1 +joanna,"great! i’m looking forward to it. rachel, any messages?",rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,ross is wearing leather pants! does nobody else see that ross is wearing leather pants? someone comment on the pants!,rachel,i think theyre very nice.,1 +tag,what?,rachel,that’s me.,0 +phoebe,hey will you get me tickets too?,rachel,"yeah me too. oh! i have an idea. why dont we all pitch in 50 bucks, well pool our money together and then if we win, well split it!",1 +ross,"oh, oh there go the clothes.",rachel,you are undressing very quickly.,1 +ross,"hello, baby. hello, hello.",rachel,"well, i guess im in the wedding then. ha haaa... he stinks!",0 +chandler,hey!,rachel,maybe i do! i’m pretty feisty!,0 +chandler,"uh, joey is gonna be right back. right back! meanwhile, lets-lets-lets talk about you. so, youre old and small.",rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,a-ha! and... what is bluffing? is it not another word for... lying?,rachel,"ok, sorry to break up this party, but ive got resumes to fax before work tomorrow...",1 +chandler,"oh i used too, but then joey thought it would be fun to go to central park and hit rocks at…bigger rocks. hey rach, do you have a tennis racquet?",rachel,can i get a beer.,0 +monica,"oh good you’re all here. thanksgiving tomorrow, four o’clock. oh, guess who i invited. remember that guy will colbert from high school?",rachel,oh. how-how big is that?,0 +pete,"well, if that were true, i’d dating my aunt ruth. and the two times we went out were just plain awkward. come on, you think she should go out with me, don’t you?",rachel,what are you doing here?,0 +policeman,you’re not gonna speed anymore right?,rachel,i won’t speed.,1 +ross,"what, rach?",rachel,"oh no, rach, no no, you know you’re never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.",0 +phoebe,rachel!!,rachel,oh my god... what.. what are you guys doing here?,1 +phoebe,"oh, jack bing. i love that. ooh, it sounds like a 40s newspaper guy, you know? jack bing, morning gazette. im gonna blow this story wide open!",rachel,"oh my gosh. wow, so beautiful.",1 +ross,"yes, its a deadly but beautiful sport.",rachel,"all right, it wont come off!",1 +monica,"boy, you are really not a morning person.",rachel,"back off!!! get up! get up! get up! god damn it! get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!",1 +monica,sweetie okay. it’s okay. everybody made it to the wedding. i’m fine.,rachel,kinda hurtin’ my hand though.,1 +phoebe and rachel,i don’t know.,rachel,hello?,0 +ross,so i guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?,rachel,"uh-huh, yeah i did, because i wore out my first copy when i was with you.",1 +jill,"you’ll never believe what just happened, ross just totally blew me off and he didn’t even tell me why!",rachel,"thing, yes. thing.",0 +ross,so i guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?,rachel,"oh, you’re switching apartments?",0 +joey,what?,rachel,kiss me.,1 +chandler,that-that’s bad?,rachel,really?!,0 +joey,"ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time.",rachel,"oh, im just so exhausted from dragging around this... huge engagement ring!",0 +ross,"i’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! my god, i’m dying.",rachel,hello? uh-huh. uh-huh. okay. i guess we can bet one more time.,0 +chandler,my grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.,rachel,things sure have changed here on waltons mountain.,0 +monica,"he’s not gonna say anything, because we’re not gonna tell him.",rachel,i cant believe it! i lost!,0 +joshua,"hi, i’m joshua.",rachel,"hi, i’m rachel green. what can i do for you joshua?",1 +monica,you got the job?! why didn’t you tell me?,rachel,"ohh, it’s gonna be so great! i’m gonna get to help decide what we sell, i’m gonna have an office with walls and everything. i’m gonna have walls!",1 +chandler,why to save your dignity my man.,rachel,"monica, why? why would i ever want to take away from your night?",1 +monica,youre a pig. and you cant do this.,rachel,"all right, all right... ill play if we dont keep score!",0 +phoebe,ohh.,rachel,"and umm, vintage handkerchiefs y’know ‘cause, people cry at weddings. i’m just gonna grab a couple of these.",1 +phoebe,"nuh-uh! they’re maternity pants. they even came with a list of baby names. see, these names are good, and these names are bad. ohh.",rachel,was it like a sneeze only better?,0 +mr. heckles,i dont have a monkey.,rachel,"well, high school was not my favourite time.",0 +monica,"relax. yknow, she may not even know.",rachel,"well, tonight, i actually went out with chip matthews in high school.",0 +monica,hey. call me when you get there. okay?,rachel,"okay, here you go. i have two queens, what do you have?",0 +ross,thank you. im glad you agree.,rachel,what!? but i already bought my ticket to bermuda!,0 +chloe,what? are you married? ‘cause that’s okay.,rachel,okay. shhh...,0 +joey,"one pregnant woman at a time, please! i just want you to be okay.",rachel,oh i’m sorry! do you need a break?,0 +monica,"the days and nights are hard! i get it! okay? look umm, rachel i’m sorry! i have to start getting ready! i’m getting married today!",rachel,"found the vest! i mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…",0 +monica,"alright. im gonna go change, ive got a date.",rachel,this alan again? hows it goin?,1 +ross,"rach, i think you’re reading a little too much into it.",rachel,"okay. okay, i can’t wait! this is going to be the best valentine’s day ever! i can’t believe it! make the presents! make the presents!",0 +ross,"rach, i think im gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, i dont want to infect him.",rachel,oh.,0 +joey,lookin good mr. cotter.,rachel,"i cant go to my own prom without a date, i cant, its too late.",1 +chandler,"oh, y’know-y’know what, i was looking at it upside down.",rachel,"ok, hypothetically, why wont i be married when im 40?",0 +ross,"oh, oh there go the clothes.",rachel,ken adams!!,0 +ross,"perhaps. now i’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?",rachel,"all right, so we weren’t prepared!",1 +phoebe,and a glass of tepid water.,rachel,no! you shouldve read it yourself!,0 +jill,why?!,rachel,"oh, look look look. the last candles about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... ... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48....",0 +monica,umm. umm. umm. i dont think so.,rachel,"what? what are you talking about?! you-youre the one whos been telling me to get over ross and move on. im moving on, and youre moving on with me. come on, give me one good reason why you dont wanna go.",1 +tag,"and i never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but i got like 20 phone numbers last night.",rachel,"that’s great! wow man, so joey must’ve really taught you some stuff huh?",1 +paul,okay.,rachel,all right.,1 +joshua,"i-i gotta say, i-i-i-i’m not too sure i agree with that.",rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,"i—rachel, you can’t go! ross loves emily!",rachel,"oh, on a date. yeah, i met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.",0 +ross,"yeah, i thought wed be groomsmen, but wouldnt they have asked us by now? when did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?",rachel,uh... november?,1 +phoebe,"eh, don’t be so hard on yourself. if someone i was still in love with was getting married…",rachel,"that-that would be incredible. thank you so much. i-i still cant believe someone ate it!! i mean, look, i left a note and everything.",0 +monica,"or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.",rachel,it’s not christmas!,1 +chandler,�pudo aver sido general tso!,rachel,"�mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop!",1 +phoebe,uh-hmm.,rachel,"because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, monica, are too loud.",0 +judge,would you like to spend the night in jail?,rachel,and thank you for your time.,1 +joey,"oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?",rachel,tampa bays got a terrible team.,0 +chandler,you got it.,rachel,"look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! look at the window, theres my name! hi, me!",1 +monica,i am so glad you said cooks.,rachel,i know.,1 +joey,oh! hey! thank god you guys are here!,rachel,hey! hey whats going on?,1 +monica,"how about at a game, on the big screen?",rachel,any contact?,0 +chandler,"listen can you guys uh, speak up, its harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.",rachel,okay. oh! a coloring book!,0 +tag,yeah? you found them!! y’know what? i’m not even going to gloat. i’m just really relived this whole thing is over.,rachel,let me be a part of this!,0 +monica,"and she wants to go hunting, too!!",rachel,what is the matter with you?!?,0 +joey,"all right, rach, the big question is, does he like you? all right? because if he doesnt like you, this is all a moo-point.",rachel,oh my god! where are you?,0 +ross,"hey rach, can you pass me the tv guide?",rachel,yep!,1 +phoebe,me too. rachel.,rachel,i dont know.,0 +phoebe,"how could it not be? i mean pretty soon they’re gonna be having kids, and then they’re just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. and then maybe they’re gonna have to leave the city to be near a volvo dealership.",rachel,"joey! wow, you didn’t rip off any buttons.",0 +monica,do you wanna go hunting?,rachel,you ducked!!,0 +joey,"yeah, listen, before i forget that side is still wet.",rachel,"okay sir, um-mm, let see if i got this right. ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? okay, great. you freak.",1 +monica,i gave you one job!,rachel,"oh, but look how straight those noodles are!",1 +monica,please! i am not as bad as ross.,rachel,"oh, i beg to differ. the pictionary incident?",1 +ross,what?! what does he want?! i wasn’t doing anything!,rachel,uhuh.,0 +joey,i could use a challenge! it’s getting pretty easy.,rachel,"honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but i-i can’t do that to you. i mean it would disrupt your entire life.",1 +ross,yeah? how much?,rachel,a thousand bucks.,1 +monica,"no, no, no, i dont make chocolate pies. when i was younger i-i enter in this pie-eating contest. i ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.",rachel,did you at least win the contest?,1 +monica,what?!,rachel,"i overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, ill just tell rachel that im doing laundry for a couple of hours. and he said, laundry? is that my new nickname? and you said, no! you know what your nickname is, mr. big.",1 +joey,"don’t worry! don’t worry. i just told him, very nicely, you don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,we were on a break!,rachel,yknow ross why don’t you put that on your answering machine!,1 +ross,"look i-i don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can i just say not all men are like that.",rachel,"well, they fired me and i’m having heart attack.",0 +phoebe,me too! oh! did you ever see an officer and a gentleman?,rachel,yeah!,1 +joshua,i gotta go.,rachel,"oh, hey! oh good, you brought food!",0 +ross,"eh, ‘cause i knew that if i told you, you’d make me go, and i knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. come on. come on.",rachel,"no it’s not great. no, she’s coming to tell ross that she loves him.",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"theyre still, theyre still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!",0 +monica,hi!,rachel,ill never forget you.,0 +ross,"anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time i talked to emily…",rachel,"hey, joeys ass! what are you doing?",0 +monica,you should feel great about yourself! youre doing this amazing independence thing!,rachel,"excuse me, look, weve been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. i mean, that guy with the toe thing? whos he sleeping with? oh, cmon dora, dont be mad... i know we both said some things we didnt mean, but that doesnt mean we still dont love each other. yknow, i feel like ive lost her.. ba-!",0 +phoebe,oh!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!!!,rachel,phoebe!! phoebe!! its okay!! its okay!!,1 +monica,why did they get divorced?,rachel,what a neat idea. all your clothes match. im gonna do this.,0 +phoebe,"i don’t know, i don’t have anyone right now. y’know?",rachel,oh pheebs.,1 +ross,"dr. gettleman? yeah i know, i dont think thats a good idea. in fact, i think hes dead.",rachel,argh! why does everything happen to me?!,1 +ross,"so, you gals wanna hand over your money now? that way, we dont have to go through the formality of actually playing.",rachel,"ooooh, thats fine. well see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.",1 +joey,"just what needs to be done! dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman…",rachel,oh joey this is crazy!,1 +joey,"yeah, and shes really nice too. she taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.",rachel,"im sorry, what?",1 +ross,"okay, is everybody clear? we’re gonna pick it up…and move it. now all we need is teamwork, okay? we’re gonna lift the car…and slide it out. lift and slide!",rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,monica and i just crashed an embassy party.,rachel,"well, i see youve had a very productive day. dont you think the cowboy hat is a little much?",0 +phoebe,"now, what is this?",rachel,"oh, its like a skit.",0 +phoebe,you wouldn’t let her have a grape?,rachel,way to go robot!,0 +chandler,"oh, why not. was i doing anything particularly... saucy?",rachel,oh no-no-no i was just squinting. that doesn’t mean anything.,0 +monica,the bible?!,rachel,cool aunt phoebe. i am pretty cool!,0 +ross,come on! here.,rachel,"no, nothing like that. i was just...such a dummie. i taught this massage-yourself-at-home-workshop. and they are.",0 +jill,"this is where ross and i are meeting for our date. so, what do you think?",rachel,give me it!,0 +monica,shes mine!,rachel,shes mine!,1 +amy,oh my god!,rachel,what?,0 +ross,"no! but we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? i mean, i don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.",rachel,"oh, good. rog is here.",0 +ross,"ok, ok, sweetheart, ill see you later. ok, bye. what? oh, that is so sweet. no, no, ok, you hang up. ok, ok, one, two, three. well you didnt hang up either.",rachel,so what are you doing bringing her here?! there’s people here!,0 +ross,"ooh, ooh.",rachel,what?,1 +joanna,who’s out there?,rachel,it’s me! good morning!,1 +ross,good! me neither! so it’s not a problem. we’re just two friends who happen to be roommates.,rachel,"okay, but ross, eventually you and i are gonna be dating.",1 +tag,do you want me to check again?,rachel,"well, well, well it must be five in tulsa because its six o clock in ny.c!",0 +monica,"you can also find him under umm, dog and dead.",rachel,hey! how’s my pal toby doing today?,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother.",0 +monica,"he’s not gonna say anything, because we’re not gonna tell him.",rachel,we’re not?!,1 +joey,"hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and",rachel,and they knew about it?,0 +joey,maybe you two should live together.,rachel,are you asking me to move out? do you not want me here?,1 +joey,that was me!,rachel,six oclock!,0 +mr. zelner,"incidentally, when are you coming back?",rachel,today.,1 +ross,"o-okay, rach calm-calm down, okay? she-she’s really upset we’re just talking.",rachel,why are you so jealous of me?,0 +monica,how was the pediatrician?,rachel,promise to call me when you land.,0 +joey,"beth, beth dies?",rachel,um-hmm.,1 +julie,...and this guy...,rachel,"and the chicken pooped in her lap. oh, im so sorry. i just gave away the ending, didnt i? oh! its just, i just heard this story in the cab, and it is all i can think about.",1 +ross,"this is insane, i’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.",rachel,make love? what are you a girl?,1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,"are you for hanukkah, too? because im part-jewish.",0 +joey,okay.,rachel,come on apartment! come on apartment! oh! i know queen is high!,1 +ross,good night.,rachel,"wait, wait, wait, wait. would you stay here with me for a little while?",1 +phoebe,oh... milwaukee.,rachel,"yeah, but janice? that-that was like the worst breakup in history!",0 +phoebe,so?,rachel,"i just yknow, i didn’t expect him to be this happy so soon. ufff. ooo-ooh!",1 +ross,what? where? where?,rachel,if you hold a spider.,1 +joey,wh-why?,rachel,"because i’m married. that’s right, i am a married woman! and i came to a tv star’s apartment to have an affair! uck!",1 +ross,"he was unbelievable. he was like that-that-that bugs bunny cartoon where bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of bugs it was first base-alan, second base-alan, third base-...",rachel,"i mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.",1 +chandler,"okay, this is good, this is good. all right listen, i have one. janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know im all for. but, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. so, uh, how do i tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.",rachel,hoyt?,0 +ross,"all right, well work it out.",rachel,because patience is the road to understanding which ... is the key... to a happy heart.,0 +joey,it looks like a womens purse.,rachel,"wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient indian burial ground? that would never happen.",0 +monica,"nah, he doesn’t do anything for me.",rachel,"ah, oh, the ah, vandalism.",0 +monica,this is so great! and i’m gonna be your baby’s aunt!,rachel,i know!,1 +joey,bye-bye.,rachel,bye!,1 +ross,yep! thats hilarious!,rachel,"i dont know, im very tired.",0 +phoebe,"maybe not! yknow? seriously, three babies are a handful maybe theyre yknow, looking for a chance to unload one of them. listen, i-i hate to miss an opportunity just because i didnt ask! yknow?",rachel,"phoebe, no! this is, this is insane.",1 +ross,i mean my god...,rachel,youre hurt!,1 +ross,hi. i’m ross geller. i live in the building.,rachel,"and i’m rachel, an admirer of the building.",1 +joey,look forget it forget it... i cant do it.,rachel,oh come on. nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. you like one better than the other and i wanna know which.,0 +monica,"hey rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.",rachel,"oh! joey uh, were you in our room last night?",0 +phoebe,"whoa, what kind of party was this?",rachel,theres not gonna be a next time! you can not ever see him again!,0 +ross,i really think they’re out of rooms.,rachel,"they’re not!! ross, they’re just saving them for the important people!! okay?! what-what if i was the president?!",1 +ross,well sure. but i get married all the time so…,rachel,ohh…,1 +ross,hello.,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,"oh okay, okay! one more push! one more push! come on honey, we’re almost there! we’re almost there!",rachel,hey! whats going on?,0 +ross,"i, i just never think of money as an issue.",rachel,"oh, i know. y’know what, i never would’ve gotten this if it weren’t for you. no really, when i’m with you i’m-i’m like this whole other guy, i love that guy! i mean, i love you too, a lot, but that guy! i-i love that guy!",0 +phoebe,okay!,rachel,"when you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?",0 +ross,"yeah, like i could lose it.",rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"thank you! oh, and i have something for you!",rachel,"oh, well, likewise. actually, not likewise. ive never heard of you until this morning, but, its nice to be nice!",0 +monica,sounds about right.,rachel,i just want to...,0 +charlie,youve seen all the movies...,rachel,ymiss it?,0 +joey,no idea what it means.,rachel,"oh... okay, just hide!",1 +mrs. green,"no. sweetie, you’re gonna be fine.",rachel,oh that’s right!,0 +monica,"i do, but rachel borrowed them.",rachel,i lent them to ross.,1 +ross,"joey, we just saw you come in. you ran past us on the stairs.",rachel,are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?,0 +amy,"ew. ",rachel,god she is unbelievable.,1 +ross,"no no no, go-",rachel,"no, you have it, really, i dont want it-",1 +ross,"no, no, i mean, ya know, i, i read a book and there was a girl named emily and i thought, i thought that might be good.",rachel,"but i do not want to have everything decided for me. i spent my whole life like that. its what i had with barry, that was one of the reasons i left. i, i like not knowing right now and im sorry if that scares you but if you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that.",1 +monica,both of them?,rachel,"no, one of them...",1 +ross,"yeah, how does jason look in a v-neck?",rachel,it tastes like feet!,0 +joey,and deaf!,rachel,"here, pass these, will ya..",0 +monica,"please ... if i win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and i couldnt get rid of you for 3 days!",rachel,"chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?",1 +mr. zelner,"well, i’d be forced to file a report. i’d have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.",rachel,well…,1 +ross,come on! forty-five minutes! forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.,rachel,you do?,0 +monica,it’s enough for wedding scenario eight.,rachel,"of course! uh yeah, she and i would talk all the time in-in the laundry room.",0 +joey,"hey rach, do you feel like going to a convention?",rachel,we cant. were not pharmacists!,1 +jill,hey!,rachel,"oh, wow, can you believe youre like three weeks away?",0 +monica,so? how did it go with joshua last night?,rachel,"well, i didn’t see joshua last night, but i did punch a girl in the face.",1 +ross,four percent. okay. i tip more than that when there’s a bug in my food.,rachel,"ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along. oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already.",1 +joey,"ooh, great! thanks!",rachel,chandler! he’s seven; he’s not stupid.,0 +melissa,my god! you love me!,rachel,"oh that’s too bad. it’s true, but too bad.",0 +monica,"so, did i hear poconos?",rachel,"yes, my sisters giving us her place for the weekend.",1 +monica,"oh, thats nana, right there in the middle. me and the gang at java joes.",rachel,"wow, monica, you look just like your grandmother. how old was she there?",1 +joey,"yeah, yeah. hey, why don’t you give a pull on that rope?",rachel,ohh we’re not sailing.,1 +phoebe,popes in a volkswagen! ...i love that joke.,rachel,"thank you. wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. hang on, the guys butts blockin me. there i am, there i am, there i am, there i am, there i am…",0 +monica,ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.,rachel,"oh, you so would! oh, you should get that anyway. like for clubbing.",0 +monica,deal!,rachel,"kate, do you even like me?",0 +ross,i’m getting that baby out of you!,rachel,you said no right?!,0 +chandler,when i was growing up i…played the one on the far left.,rachel,remind me to introduce you to someone!,1 +nurse,"okay rachel, are you comfortable?",rachel,"if i said i was, would you judge me?",1 +joey,thank you.,rachel,cappuccino.,1 +joey,but hes the same.,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,oh god.� remember the girls nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and ross?,rachel,"dont you think its better for him to think that youre cheating on me, than for him to think that im cheating on him?� � i heard it.",0 +monica,"well umm, we were just talking about the y’know, the swing kings and just wondering whether y’know, they were the right way to go.",rachel,"oh, look-look, joeys on tv! isnt that great? my pledge got joey on tv! oh that makes me feel—oh no!",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey, monica!",1 +ross,"well, see? so, maybe it wasnt such a bad idea, yknow, me kissing your mom, uh? huh? but.. we dont have to go down that road.",rachel,"okay. now this is just the first chapter, and i want your absolute honest opinion. oh, oh, and on page two, hes not reaching for her heaving beasts.",1 +ross,youre over me?,rachel,"i now find you shallow and um, a dork. all right, bye.",0 +joey,"well, i was due.",rachel,oh no! you weren’t supposed to see this!,0 +monica,what?!,rachel,what?! she made the tea!,1 +joey,you look like a freak.,rachel,"awful, absolutely awful.",1 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"anastassakis/papasifakis wedding, excellent! {it’s a good thing jennifer aniston is greek, because she had to pronounce those names. luckily for me, they were written on a sign.} congratulations. mazel tov! hi! oh, great hat. listen umm, i need you to perform another wedding. can you do that?",1 +all,l!,rachel,being pregnant is tough on your tummy.,0 +monica,wendy bailed. i have no waitress.,rachel,what a tool!,0 +monica,we got some time.,rachel,whaddya got there?,0 +ross,"okay, okay, we were on the ride along with gary, right?",rachel,yeah!,1 +chandler,"oh no, it’s gonna be named after some snack or baked good isn’t it?",rachel,well tell us! what are they?,1 +ross,what did you get?,rachel,i’ve had better.,0 +gavin,what?,rachel,"thats uh, scenes from next weeks show. next weeks!",0 +phoebe,"im telling you! oh, okay! this is the part of the musical where thered be a really good convincing song. bam-bam, dont take no for an answer. bam-bam, dont let love fly away. bam-bam-bam-bam...",rachel,dont make jokes now.,0 +phoebe,"why?! you two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.",rachel,really?! even ross?,1 +ross,"no, no. uh... no, see, uh, you-you cant do that.",rachel,"oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, thats ok, i dont need them. im going for fours.",1 +joey,"im fine with it, i mean, if youre ok watching a video filled with two nippled",rachel,ow!,0 +paul,yes i did.,rachel,ohh. ooh!,1 +joey,"yeah, and shes really nice too. she taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.",rachel,"yeah, um, she was 82 years old. her name was um, mrs. adelman.",0 +joey,bye-bye.,rachel,hey.,0 +monica,oh good! cause where else would we get any?,rachel,you know who shaved you? that was me.,0 +ross,anyone want me to appraise anything?,rachel,"thanks, man, big help.",0 +joey,"yeah that really calms me down. and! we have so much in common! she loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well that’s a…",rachel,"oh my god! listen to you talkin’ about having kids. oh my joey. oh, please don’t get married before i do.",1 +phoebe,good for you!,rachel,its in paris.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, but you always say that.",rachel,"yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere.",1 +chandler,"okay, good luck with that.",rachel,"aww, not right now.",0 +joshua,because i-i like you.,rachel,you like me?,1 +phoebe,oh! hes having an affair.,rachel,thats it. thats my worse thanksgiving.,0 +phoebe,"okay, i’m gonna put this in the car.",rachel,"ooh, i have to go pack. it really does?",1 +will,"that’s right! we said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,is everything allright?,rachel,"oh yeah, its fine, its fine. sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.",1 +ross,who am i?,rachel,oh…,0 +ross,"she seems really, really fun!",rachel,me either...,0 +phoebe,"hey—ooh, how’s hilda? is she working out?",rachel,"i’m sorry. dr. green, mona. mona, dr. green.",0 +ross,"okay, i uh, i cant see you anymore.",rachel,"yeah, i know. its ridiculous! i cant see you either.",1 +ross,yeah!,rachel,can’t wait!,0 +carol,what a nice surprise! what are you doing here?,rachel,"well y’know i was just in the neighborhood and i passed by your building and i thought to myself, what’s up with carol and sweet, little ben?",1 +ross,"… and that’s the story of the dreidle. now, some people trace the christmas tree back to the egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. and that was like 4000 years ago.",rachel,"so, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.",1 +janice,"oh, sure. now. but what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?",rachel,"well then he gets a divorce, it’s ross!",1 +joey,"yeah but she should remember sleeping with me i am very memorable, you guys know.",rachel,"what, how do we know, we never slept with you.",1 +chandler,ok honey. that was close. -cut to rachel,rachel,hello,1 +ross,"okay, i�ll have the fixed salad and the duck.",rachel,"yeah, we just dont happen to know any women that know how to play poker.",0 +joey,stupid jane rogers!!,rachel,you are having a party tonight??,1 +ross,"i cant believe this, shes our daughter! that you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!",rachel,"oh, no, no, no dear god, no!",0 +paolo,monopoly!,rachel,look at that!,1 +phoebe,joey.,rachel,i cant take any…,0 +monica,"come on rach, come on. let’s see what’s it like to be on a winning team for a change.",rachel,are you gonna let me play?,1 +ross,fine.,rachel,cause i dont need your stupid ship.,1 +ross,"oh, that is so sweet. no, no, ok, you hang up. ok, ok, one, two, three. well you didnt hang up either.",rachel,what?! i just touched him and he went over.,0 +ross,"sweep, sweep....",rachel,"great! yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?",0 +monica,"yeah, but if its good news, you should tell him now.",rachel,i dont know. maybe ill know when i see him.,1 +nurse,fill this out and bring it back to me.,rachel,you don’t know how that happened?! your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!,0 +monica,what if i asked?,rachel,"no, nine.",0 +ross,thank you.,rachel,whoa!,0 +phoebe,"ooh, now you lost me.",rachel,you stole the phone!,1 +ross,"hey, thanks rach.",rachel,okay!,0 +monica,my turn? what-what are you talking about?,rachel,"i’m an idiot. i mean shoulda seen it, i mean carol and i’d be out and she’d, she’d see some beautiful woman, and, and she’d be ross yknow look at her, and i’d think, god, my wife is cool!",0 +phoebe,"but umm, i mean, did you talk to them about, yknow…",rachel,"yeah, umm, no honey.",1 +ross,there is no way i am letting you drive this car! so why don’t you just hand over the keys?,rachel,"yeah o-okay, but i’m just doing this for you.",0 +joey,what about her? theyve only been going out for two weeks. ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.,rachel,"look, don’t worry about me. okay? i’ll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. i’ll uh, i’ll be that guy right out of the circle.",0 +monica,"he had to go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.",rachel,i don’t get this! she was horrible!,1 +dr. miller,here we go.,rachel,all right.,1 +ross,"um. i know it says black tie optional, but, um this may be pushing it a little, um.",rachel,"well, ever since i was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends, im just, i dont know, not in a museum benefitty kind of mood.",1 +ross,"okay. uh, ross and rachel. rachel and ross. that’s been one heck of a see-saw hasn’t it?",rachel,what?,1 +chandler,"they were huge. when she sneezed, bats flew out of them.",rachel,"come on, they were not that huge.",1 +monica,"how great are you, you little saver?! i mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!",rachel,"mrs. bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! where’d you get it?",0 +monica,wait! you’re supposed to wear a costume!,rachel,"i am! i am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it.",1 +ross,"marc- oh, this is ridiculous! weve been all over the neighbourhood. hes gone, hes-hes just gone.",rachel,"ross, you dont know that.",1 +monica,danny. are you guys ever gonna go out again?,rachel,what else?,0 +ross,what’s her last name?,rachel,"what do you think youre gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?",0 +monica,"well, there’s a lot to think about. i mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? how is she going to juggle work? does she realize she’s not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?",rachel,"i know! i know! and i’m going to talk to them about it. they mean so much to me. they… they’re like my family. if you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, i-i… i don’t think we can be together. it just, it just can’t work. it can’t. i’m very upset.",0 +monica,mmmmm.,rachel,"ok, while you mmm on it for awhile, im gonna go find a place for my new lamp.",1 +chandler,so apparently we just don’t pay for food anymore. do you see what i see?,rachel,"okay, then i must be disoriented.",0 +chandler,"rach, rach, we gotta settle.",rachel,settle what?,1 +monica,"i know, hes just so, so... do you remember you and tony demarco?",rachel,"oh, yeah.",1 +gavin,"look, ill just give you this and go.",rachel,"oh, you bought me a present! why?",1 +monica,you stink!,rachel,"no, im-im serious!",0 +amy,ta-daaa!,rachel,you pierced her ears!?,1 +ross,"okay, it’s not, it’s not.",rachel,so then you know?,0 +phoebe,oh hes like a...,rachel,hes like a big disgusting...,1 +monica,does ralph mumble when you’re not paying attention?,rachel,"great! uh, let me take this up for you.",0 +joey,"well, hey i did learn.",rachel,"now, i know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?",0 +phoebe,"look, i feel really bad about how i freaked you out before, so i called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. go!",rachel,"what? hey wait a minute! phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?",1 +monica,: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!,rachel,"oh yes, god yes!!",0 +monica,okay.,rachel,almost cried huh? hear that chandler? almost cried!,0 +joey,is that a sandwich?!,rachel,joey…there’s something that you…should know. dina?,1 +joey,"no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... i think its better if you tell him, you know. its easier for a woman. that way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... i didnt mean it. im so so--ooory.",rachel,"yeah, cause thats what we do.",1 +ross,"yeah, and-and thank you for emily.",rachel,"oh, no problem. i’m so glad i could help. happy for you.",1 +joey,"oh, that poor bastard.",rachel,i think im gonna take-off.,0 +joey,"where do you think, zelda?",rachel,"i can’t, i can’t even believe her! no, y’know what, i am, i am gonna go!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, but you’ve got to pull yourself together! monica can’t see you like this! then she’ll know something’s wrong!",rachel,i know. i know. oh god. there’s no tissue! can you grab me some toilet paper?,1 +joey,huh?,rachel,no one got me an engagement present.,0 +parker,"classic ross. rachel, rachel, oh how you glow. may i?",rachel,"so what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?",0 +chandler,skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,me too. come here.,rachel,i just dont want to be alone tonight.,1 +all,nooo!,rachel,im phoebe buffay.,0 +joey,"no, no, no. my hugs are reserved for people staying in america.",rachel,"joey, it would mean so...",1 +joey,"hey come on now, this is a real date. uh, so…nice place you got here.",rachel,"oh, that is so sweet. oh gosh, love you. insurance?",0 +ross,"i wanted this to work so much. i mean im still in there, changing his diapers, pickin his fleas... but hes just phoning it in. just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesnt love you back.",rachel,...i think that bitch cracked my tooth.,1 +joey,hey rach.,rachel,i love her.,0 +phoebe,"okay! all right, lets start with the handshake. hi.",rachel,what are you doing?,0 +joey,"well, it comes and goes. i wouldnt trust it.",rachel,"look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. and it means a lot if you could try to get on board.",1 +ross,oh my god! i love this apartment! isnt it perfect?! i cant believe i never realized how great it is!,rachel,well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.,1 +the salesman,"ohh, okay. something didnt quite add up there.",rachel,ross!,1 +ross,"oh shoot, tomorrow’s not so good, i’m supposed to um, fall off the empire state building and land on a bicycle with no seat. sorry.",rachel,are you serious?,0 +joey,oh yeah.,rachel,ahhhh….,1 +chandler,oh yes!,rachel,but we don’t do that.,0 +joey,"ooh ooh ooh ooh, theres no room for milk!",rachel,"okay rachel, i can’t wait to live with you! and you know what we should do? bring monica and then we could all live there together! we’ll have so much fun!!",0 +dr. long,"okay, there’s an herbal tea you can drink.",rachel,"okay, there’s an herbal tea you can drink.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,monica’s right. we’re talking about getting married here. okay? she-she can’t just rush into this.,rachel,"oh please, what do you know! you married a lesbian!",1 +monica,how do you feel?,rachel,you’re right! that did cheer me up!,0 +phoebe,"okay. we are at a rest stop on route 27. okay. there is no route 27. okay, either 93 or 76?",rachel,this is a girl that i really like and had too swoop in there!,0 +monica,third door on the left.,rachel,"hey-hey, how goes the dancing? gay yet?",0 +monica,"i got it! how about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?",rachel,"uh, de-clawing cats. hey, tell ya what. let me walk you home. we’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their times and the post.",0 +joey,what?!,rachel,now! give him the sandwich! give him the sandwich!,1 +ross,what?! it is?!,rachel,it’s not kicking right now. although we would love to see you do that again.,1 +mindy,thats all!,rachel,ohhhh!! ...what? what?,1 +phoebe,oh!,rachel,hey guys!,0 +phoebe,"here, look, alright, does this help?",rachel,"hes right, cause if youre just gonna, like, break his heart, thats the kind of thing that can wait.",0 +ross,"well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough. look, i studying kara-tay for a long time, and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with. it’s what the japanese call unagi.",rachel,isn’t that a kind of sushi?,1 +joey,i dont know.,rachel,what?,0 +joey,"hey dont worry about that! i mean, ross needs you! and rachel and i will stay and help anyway we can.",rachel,ugh.,1 +mark,"so, see ya on saturday.",rachel,"yeah, you bet.",1 +joey,ooh...,rachel,you partied with hootie and the blowfish?,0 +chandler,not yet.,rachel,i know what it did! nothing.,0 +waiter,sure. sure. second’s up! not…that kind of table.,rachel,so you were saying?,1 +chandler,"oh, man. i’m sorry, i’m so-so sorry.",rachel,"she’s moving on! okay, if it’s not this guy, it’s gonna be somebody else! and unless you’re thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! okay, man? it’s over.",0 +ross,i promise you she’s safe! no watch how much she loves this.,rachel,ok. ross : ready sweety?,1 +jill,"right! but, i am sorry.",rachel,"come here, ill make you a drink.",0 +ross,"i thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.",rachel,"hey, cut him some slack. it was chandlers idea.",0 +monica,hi!,rachel,and the moment of joy is upon us.,0 +ross,"it is. eventually, it kind of... burns out. but hopefully, what youre left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. so, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, theres all that other good stuff.",rachel,ok.,1 +chandler,don’t do it.,rachel,"cecilia monroe man, what a great actress.",1 +ross,"i know, me too. it was... you know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and its everything you want it to be.",rachel,this is it. unless were on a break.,0 +ross,shhhh!,rachel,what are you shushing?,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hi.,1 +phoebe,"oh absolutely yeah! oh and keep in mind, now, i was carrying triplets so",rachel,"wow! this explains so much! last weekend, i went from store to store",1 +joanna,filing system? oh-oh! you mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? it certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.,rachel,"oh, i think i have the cash.",0 +ross,"my doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, i went to see it, and there were students makin’ babies right in the middle of the paleontology section!",rachel,"so how was, how was your date?",0 +monica,"all right, so i haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,thank you.,rachel,but i am going hunting!!,1 +ross,"uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundrys done. its, uh, its a song. the laundry song that we sing. uh-oh the laundrys done, uh-oh, uh-oh.",rachel,"oh, my god, i am so glad you called me. i had the most supremely awful day.",0 +ross,hey listen can you do me a big favor? the dean’s office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. can you watch ben for like an hour?,rachel,what-what about monica?,1 +monica,"but still, it’s a big change. the end of an era, you might say!",rachel,are you okay? you’re not blinking.,1 +joey,"but plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad.",rachel,"oh no-no-no, you—yeah, of course you get to be my best man.",0 +mrs. green,"oh my look at that. only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? now i don’t want you to use your housekeeper ‘cause it would just split her focus.",rachel,"oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, i don’t even have a housekeeper.",1 +monica,"yeah. run ten blocks, that’ll help the smell.",rachel,"hey—whoa, slow down. no, keep moving. wow!",1 +paul,"oh, here they are right here.",rachel,oh good.,1 +molly,there is a man behind your curtain. i have a mace in my purse.,rachel,no! thats ok! thats ok! thats ok! no no no no! this is my business associate gavin. hes just being silly.gavin come out from behind that curtain!,1 +danny,"oh, hey rach! i thought we said seven?",rachel,"yeah uh, yknow what uh, lets skip it.",1 +ross,"oh, yeah, no problems. it’s all taken care of.",rachel,water balloon!,0 +ross,"oh, oh my god, is this the wrong day? i dont believe it, uh, well, hey, i guess if it works out well, well have something to tell the grandkids.",rachel,"saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?",1 +monica,you’re not gonna mess it up.,rachel,"rachel, come here. okay, i was just starting to take my thanksgiving nap, and i had another dream about jack.",0 +ross,that would be me.,rachel,and!! isabella rosselini.,0 +ross,chandler!,rachel,pivat!! pivat!!!,0 +chandler,it is the softest hair! touch it!,rachel,"yeah, i’m good.",1 +ross,oh. crab cake?,rachel,eww!,1 +chandler,"hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me sha-la-lap. seriously.",rachel,okay.,0 +monica,"uh, rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?",rachel,"oh yeah? if i can’t, i’ll knock five bucks off the price off the unit.",0 +monica,rachel?!,rachel,"oh god monica hi! i just went to your building and you werent there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!",1 +phoebe,"hey, you guys, listen, this weekend were all gonna go to las vegas to surprise joey! including me!! you wanna go?!",rachel,i see. nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.,0 +ben,crap!!,rachel,i gotta go!,1 +monica,wow! it took you all night to come up with that plan?!,rachel,"well y’know, we did other stuff too.",1 +monica,"uhh, not much. uh, works good.",rachel,"no, no, mr. heckles no one is making any noise up here.",0 +monica,tell him.,rachel,"ow, no ‘woo-hooing,’ no ‘woo-hooing.’",0 +waiter,champagne?,rachel,oh yes! thank you very much! oh that’s-that’s actually how the french drink it.,1 +monica,"hey rach, could you get me some cough drops?",rachel,yeah? any names come to mind?,0 +chandler,nothing.,rachel,nothing.,1 +ross,"yeah, i thought wed be groomsmen, but wouldnt they have asked us by now? when did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?",rachel,"uh okay, well there’s-there’s wine in the kitchen.",0 +phoebe,"hello? yes, i’m the one who found your phone.",rachel,phoebe! you can’t do th…,1 +ross,"well, thats because youre such a sweet, gentle, uh...do you, uh, do you...oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.",rachel,"ok, bye. well, monicas not coming, its just gonna be me and rachel.",0 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,ok thanks.. i touched the stuff,0 +ross,eh?,rachel,good for you. that was really mature.,0 +monica,you have to help me! i’m supposed to be writing my vows and all i have is this!,rachel,"well, i like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.",1 +joey,"get the ball, ready? get the ball, get the ball! well, you’re cute, but you’re not too smart!",rachel,i accidentally packed these with my stuff. who is this?,1 +joey,"alright, hey look, and this isnt over, because i really wanna know who...",rachel,later! la...,1 +joey,"oh, all right, i can ask monica.",rachel,"oh screw her, that part is mine!",1 +monica,"hi i’m rachel, is my sweater too tight? no? oh, i’d better wash it and shrink it!",rachel,"i’m monica, i don’t get phone messages from interesting people. ever!",1 +steve,really?,rachel,"hey, theres two messages. these could be from work!",0 +joey,that’s right! by his uncle too!,rachel,no! no! no! it’s different for you. you’re so strong and together. you’re not some dumb kid who doesn’t know what she’s doing.,0 +ross,what?,rachel,was she good?,1 +man,"actually, i’m here about the assistant job.",rachel,"really?! okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. umm, so what’s—what is—what’s your name?",1 +richard,"woah, woah, no wait a minute now. cmon its your turn. oh cmon. ya know, i dont need the actual number, just a ballpark.",rachel,"oh, its so hard to get rid of stuff! did you and chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?",0 +ross,"fine, then why didnt you say something?",rachel,i don’t know why i’m here.,0 +phoebe,"ok well, before you do, i know we werent supposed to get you going away presents, but i do have something for you.",rachel,"ohh, let me see it! let me see your hand!",0 +monica,i have no idea. but look how much they spent!,rachel,"monica, would you calm down? the credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.",1 +monica,"well, i mean i guess there is no harm in putting my name down.",rachel,i’m gonna do it too!,1 +phoebe,sneaky.,rachel,oh yeah.,1 +ross,what? what?! you were begging me to kiss you! you-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!,rachel,okay.,0 +amy,oh! hes ok. do you remember my old boyfriend mark?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"okay, shoot!",rachel,"okay, uhm... alright, heres the deal.",1 +monica,this is disgusting!,rachel,im not reading this!,1 +ross,why? what was wrong with her?,rachel,there was nothing wrong with her! all right? she was perfectly lovely!,1 +monica,"you-you gotta take it now. come on, do it as a present to me.",rachel,"uh, yeah... this guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. thatd be kinda cool huh? pitchin in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...",0 +chandler,"well, i-i still think you’re very-very nice and very pretty…",rachel,"alright, were gonna have to unscrew the chain.",0 +chandler,what?,rachel,i still cannot believe you’re engaged! just ‘cause its happening so fast; not ‘cause you’re such a loser.,0 +monica,"i just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from atlanta, we need to talk.",rachel,and?,1 +monica,"alright, great. thanks a lot. im going to tap class.",rachel,how cool is this?! we know three down! i’m touching three down!,0 +dr. green,"wait a minute, his name is dr. bobby?",rachel,gotcha.,0 +ross,"what does this mean? what do you, i mean do you wanna, get back together?",rachel,no! you let go!,0 +ben,no more pranks.,rachel,and-and what else?,1 +monica,"dont get too attached, shes having it cremated.",rachel,"what? uhh, phoebe, honey, honey, i know youre quirky and i get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! not nature, fashion!",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,hey chandler can i talk to you for a second .,0 +joey,when was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?,rachel,"wow! i can’t, i can’t feel my hands.",1 +joey,for ross.,rachel,"i got some, uh, hers and hers towels for susan and carol. and, uh, i got this blouse for mom.",0 +chandler,nooo!! she’s really dull! and she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!,rachel,"i don’t care! i don’t care! you are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows it’s actually ended. and, i don’t care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!",1 +tag,right there! thats my car! hey!!,rachel,stop it. stop! okay lets go. we can be strong.,0 +phoebe,"wait! maybe, maybe you’re overreacting! you do that y’know.",rachel,"well phoebe, we gotta do something! well, y’know. i mean there’s no way joey’s gonna make it in time. so i’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.",1 +ross,"look uh, if we’re gonna do this…",rachel,"yes, it has a head!",0 +phoebe,i wanna join!,rachel,"wait a minute, i can’t give this to her.",0 +ross,"yeah. yeah, it really was. but we…we gotta be careful. we…we can’t let that happen again, y’know?",rachel,right.,1 +ross,what?! what?!,rachel,"monica just called from the cab. she said they should be here any minute. and apparently, theres some big surprise.",0 +joey,"yeah, like a moth to a flame, i’m telling ya. okay all right, so now",rachel,"no, i don’t want to tell you.",1 +monica,where did you get those jeans?!,rachel,you gave them to me!,1 +ross,come on!,rachel,"oh wait, don’t you have to pay for your, busty ladies?",1 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"this bench, it’s hollow! i can’t believe i never knew that! oh, the presents!!!",1 +ross,"oh, thanks. oh, youre the best.",rachel,"oh no, youre the best.",1 +phoebe,sure. do you need some floss?,rachel,"yes! no-no! i know, i know what the list is! mom! look if you see chandler, could you just let him know i’m looking for him?",0 +ross,"and while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants…",rachel,yeah?,1 +phoebe,you ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!,rachel,you found me a guy?,1 +monica,"okay, come on, do it one more time!",rachel,really? really?!,1 +ross,"okay, i’m done with my choices, these are final.",rachel,"yeah, it’s hard okay, i only have two spots left.",0 +joey,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.",rachel,im just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff . who the hell are you!?,1 +phoebe,"well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! we’re done!",rachel,"oh my god phoebe, this is impossible! we can’t do this by friday! we have to find a place. we have to invite people! we have to get food! there’s just too much to do! it’s impossible! we can’t do it! we cannot do it! we cannot do it!",1 +joey,ill show you how.,rachel,"okay! very funny! somebody let me out please?! come on, i’m cold! and covered in marinara sauce! come on! let me out!",0 +phoebe,"yeah. and believe me, this suit does not do justice to what’s underneath it.",rachel,ah yeah—wait a second now! look we’re gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. i don’t have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.,0 +monica,how ‘bout just a boom?,rachel,"you’re not gonna believe this. okay, so i go over...",0 +ross,noo. why?,rachel,"well, apparently he scares easy.",1 +monica,"oh, rachel, sweetie, look, heres a really cute picture of joey and you at the reception.",rachel,oh yeah? when?,0 +ross,"eh, i mean, i mena shes not unattractive but hot? i ....",rachel,"hey uh, yknow that smell gas has?",0 +ross,yeah...,rachel,"no no, thats me.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,"so umm, whats this book about?",1 +ross,uh-huh.,rachel,when carol was pregnant with ben…,1 +ross,what happened to the disgustingtons?,rachel,what question?,0 +monica,"i think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. okay. okay. i am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. or else im just gonna get up and go to work.",rachel,"this was carols favorite beer. she always drank it out of the can, i should have known.",0 +phoebe,"uhm, actually no. no, youve... you have to get off the plane.",rachel,what? why?,1 +ross,so it’s looks like we’re the first ones here.,rachel,"all right, i know you’re hurting, and-and i want to be supportive, but don’t say that again.",0 +ross,yeah. no. no you’re right.,rachel,"but i figured, you know, that shouldnt change anything. i mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.",0 +ross,if only he were a woman.,rachel,oh yeah? then how come i keep—,0 +ross,then what did happen?,rachel,oh my god.,0 +ross,"yes, its a deadly but beautiful sport.",rachel,"yeah, sure! sure! they would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! they would use it to get the mud off their shoe. and sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right…",0 +ross,well... whaa... aaah... aaahhh...,rachel,any room that isnt behind this couch!,0 +chandler,"no, i cant. no-no, listen, i, i know how much this means to you and i also know that this is about more than just jewelry, its about you and me and the fact that were best buds.",rachel,"oh, joey! sorry!",1 +ross,"god, i dont believe this. she could be giving birth in the cab.",rachel,"oh, ross, relax. its probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.",1 +phoebe,you mean whenever monica and chandler where like yknow doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—oh! all that time monica spent on the phone with sad linda from camp!,rachel,"yeah, did she sound happy about it? cause my friend ethels baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.",0 +monica,"okay, rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.",rachel,"no mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. i want to do this.",1 +mr. thompson,"well, i hope you’re gonna bid on some things rachel.",rachel,"well, y’know what? actually, i was about to bid on this lovely trip to paris.",1 +monica,"alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.",rachel,but she liked us.,0 +ross,uh-huh. but it was a first for the rest of my building.,rachel,really?!,0 +joey,you dont know!,rachel,"y’know, i’m actually glad phoebe called. i know we broke up because you thought i wasn’t mature enough, but i’ve really grown up and think we should get back together.",0 +phoebe,"well, it felt french.",rachel,see what you did.,0 +policeman,and you promise you’ll get this taken care of right away?,rachel,i promise.,1 +ross,"rach, im so sorry.",rachel,i guess. why? whos she with?,0 +phoebe,ahhh!! chandler and monica!! chandler and monica!!,rachel,oh my god!,1 +caitlin,the guy with the gas?!,rachel,its throwing and catching!,0 +paul,"i’m just me, my wife died shortly after lizzie was born.",rachel,"morning! hey, how’s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?!",0 +mr. zelner,"please, come in. have a seat.",rachel,okay look mr. zelner…,1 +joey,"so you uh, have a…big work problem?",rachel,it could be amanda!,0 +joey,"i dont wanna give up the bag. i dont have to give up the bag! do i rach? oh, you think i should give up the bag!",rachel,"honey wait, joey, i’m sorry i mean as terrific as i think you are with it…",1 +ross,that was different!,rachel,what? why?!,1 +ross,"uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.",rachel,"uh me? gay? no! no. no, but i have a number of close friends who are.",0 +joey,"rach! rach! listen, im gonna kiss you at midnight.",rachel,"what? oh, are you pregnant too?!",0 +monica,"hey, how are you feelin’? any morning sickness?",rachel,shh-shh-shh! the guys don’t know yet do they?,1 +ross,"is uh, is monica here?",rachel,what? are you going back to work?,0 +ross,"what, rach?",rachel,"i wanna sleep, i wanna eat, i wanna take a shower, i mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.",1 +chandler and joey,awwwww!! awwwwwww!!!,rachel,"oh, phoebe, are you still on hold? i was supposed to call my dad back like two hours ago.",1 +ross,"hey-hey, it’s valid okay? and i’m not the only one who thinks so, monica agrees with me.",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,hey.,rachel,no!,0 +chandler,"if i help, we can find ‘em faster!",rachel,that’s right!,1 +ross,i love you.,rachel,"and yknow what, i’m gonna, i’m gonna go to bed now, but ah,",1 +ross,shhhh!,rachel,"oh, hi max! hey, do you know everybody?",0 +joey,it’s like me when i was born.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,"no, no-no, ross geller.",rachel,"and what if i was still fat? well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.",0 +monica,what happened?,rachel,but...,0 +monica,rach?,rachel,wait a minute! no! i’m the nice one! i’m the one who danced with the kids all night! how…how small are your feet?!,0 +chandler,"freedom! i want my freedom! why won’t you here me?! sophie, help me! help me!!",rachel,sophie sit!!,1 +monica,"uh, rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?",rachel,"oh, do i?",1 +ross,"hey! oh listen, i was just clearing some space for your stuff.",rachel,"oh thanks, but listen, i was just at monica’s and she and chandler had a big fight and they’re not moving in.",1 +phoebe,"so weird, you think hes so gross and youre willing to eat his crackers.",rachel,hello.,1 +joey,"wow, it’s really long.",rachel,not really.,0 +joshua,great!,rachel,"yeah, well, i don’t dance at weddings.",0 +mindy,"now, i know thingsve been weird lately, but youre like my oldest friend in the world... except for maybe laurie schaffer, who i dont talk to anywhere, cause shes all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesnt have a pretty face. ....okay, im just gonna ask you this once, and i want a straight answer.",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,what the hell is that?!!,rachel,what? of course you can! hop on!,0 +ross,what?,rachel,"yes, of course they like you!",0 +gunther,move!,rachel,"im here. hows my little boy? want daddy to change your diaper? so, did you have fun with uncle joey and uncle chandler today?",0 +joanna,"oh, and he’s got such a good heart! doesn’t he have a good heart?",rachel,that kid really kicked me hard on the plane.,0 +ross,"i can’t, i can’t even believe her! no, y’know what, i am, i am gonna go!",rachel,good!,1 +chandler,i don’t want to say.,rachel,"well, i was kinda hoping we could do this without him. oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.",0 +katie,"ohh, i love chinese! how did you know i love chinese?!",rachel,"yes but too me hes just, man.",0 +phoebe,"ooh, ill go in on that with you! i couldnt think of anything.",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,i know why!,rachel,"okay, keep saying it!",0 +phoebe,ross!!!,rachel,we should help him!,0 +ross,how much did you pay for that?,rachel,did it turn into sand?,0 +ross,get out!,rachel,o-oh my god!,1 +joey,"oh, i was reading it last night, and i got scared, so.",rachel,"but ah, you’re safe from it if it’s in the freezer?",1 +phoebe,"oh! okay. wait, are we in joeys imagination?",rachel,"come on, shes gonna love you guys!",0 +ross,"yeah, it really was!",rachel,i guess you can.,0 +ross,oh there you go!,rachel,i get it!,1 +phoebe,"no, i just feel like being by myself for a while. all right? i’ll see you guys later. thanks.",rachel,"hey. oh, poor pheebs.",1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,hi.,0 +ross,"come again? what’s-what’s this nonsense? all right, i’m-i’m not english. i’m from long island. i was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. i’m sorry. so, if we could just get back to the lecture. umm, were there any questions? about paleontology. all right, look i was just trying to make a good first impression. obviously, i screwed up. but what you guys think of me is really important because i’m-i’m hoping to get a permanent job here. so if you just give me another chance to make a good impression…",rachel,"ross!! are you crazy?! i am still your wife!! what, were you just never gonna tell me?!! what the hell is wrong with you?!!!! ugh, i could just kill you!!!!",1 +joey,"uhm... oh... i dont know, its too hard.",rachel,phoebe?,0 +joey,"oh, come on! last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips! i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!",rachel,"great game, huh?",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,what are you talkin’ about? i never left you! you’ve always been my agent!,0 +ross,for what?,rachel,"hey, joey, when you said the deal with santa clause, you meant?",0 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,how are ya?,1 +monica,"honey, there’s a reason.",rachel,what? what the hell am i doing? you just broke my fridge!,0 +joey,what?,rachel,there were times when it wasnt even me.,1 +bonnie,i think i brought back half of the beach in my hair. it was so much easier when i used to shave my head.,rachel,"yknow, i gotta tell ya, i just loved your look when you were bald.",1 +phoebe,"look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!",rachel,wow!!,1 +ross,"that’s correct! this is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound?",rachel,"check if it’s wet, check if it’s hungry, burp it!",1 +barry,yeah.,rachel,"yeah, i actually don’t know...",0 +gavin,oh! good! because i was having a totally paranoid moment when i thought you called in sick to avoid me.,rachel,"yeah, yeah. hey, they totally match! they look great! they look great! how you doing!",0 +ross,"whatever dude, you kissed a guy.",rachel,hi!,1 +monica,monica.,rachel,"no you don’t, i just saw you go in there with monica!",0 +ross,i dont think thats what this is.,rachel,can any of you watch emma?,1 +chandler,"we are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! and when i say legitimate i mean, gay and in control of his saliva!",rachel,"ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and i used to hang out all the time. ‘cause i was, i was your daddy’s girlfriend.",1 +mr. zelner,"thats quite all right, but i feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.",rachel,"you know, i, i used to, ah, play keyboards in college.",0 +tag,any luck?,rachel,can i see you in my office for a minute?,1 +mrs green,no.,rachel,then what? what do you want?,1 +monica,nope. going to the big apple circus today.,rachel,"okay monica, what are you doing? youre gonna lose your job! this is not you!",1 +melissa,shut up!,rachel,"oh, were having spaghetti! thats.... easy.",0 +joey,"does a good teacher say, put down the beer pinhead!?",rachel,okay. i’m gonna be the mom that makes the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.,0 +chandler,"oh, its just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. hes great with kids though.",rachel,"hey, that’s not fair! a person’s wedding is important! and especially to me! ok? i didn’t have a graduation party! and i didn’t go to prom. and i spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. so i deserve a real celebration and i am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.",0 +phoebe,really?� youre moving on from ross?,rachel,i dont know.� do i have to decide right now?,1 +all,hey!,rachel,how’d it go with pete?!,1 +joey,this thing welded shut?!,rachel,"yknow, about what happened with us.",0 +phoebe,i’m just helping the kids!,rachel,how is you drinking helping the kids?,1 +monica,thanks.,rachel,really?!,0 +ross,well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!,rachel,"oh please, you inhale your food!",1 +chandler,hey-hey.,rachel,hey i uh just picked up ben from school…,0 +monica,"rachel, what are you doing? it’s freezing out here. would you come back inside?",rachel,"no no no no no. you wanted me to take them down, so... ..i’m takin’ ’em down. okay? whoa!",1 +ross,excellent! how do you put a baby down for a nap?,rachel,"full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.",1 +phoebe,i’ll run out and get you one.,rachel,"oh, you guys are so great.",1 +chandler,"if youre cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than richard?",rachel,"im gonna find a selfless good dead. im gonna beat you, you evil genius.",0 +chandler,"look, you can’t call somebody after this long just to say, ‘in case you didn’t notice, i don’t like you!’",rachel,well then you’re going to have to take her out again.,1 +joey,"yeah. i’ll uh, i’ll call ya.",rachel,oh and i’ll call ya too!,1 +phoebe,"i’m, i’m freaking out! monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn’t have! all right, i haven’t lived here in a while, so i have to ask you something. does monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?",rachel,guess what?,0 +mindy,will you be my maid of honour?,rachel,"okay, how about the fact that hes engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?",0 +phoebe,oh yeah!,rachel,yep?,0 +ross,anyone else? huh? bring ‘em on!,rachel,oo! when’s her birthday?!,1 +amy,"no, i was talking about your bedding.",rachel,word!,0 +joey,"uh, pheebs, how long do you think this ladyll be with us?",rachel,do you want me to cry? is that what you want? do you wanna see me cry?,0 +phoebe,"uh, here. what time?",rachel,4 o’clock. food?,1 +monica,we forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.,rachel,"ohhh... okay, you were right. you were right! this was just not worth it.",1 +ross,i guess...it still seems a little... moonlight boat ride!!,rachel,"oh, all right, i can ask monica.",0 +tag,i’d better get back to my desk.,rachel,"okay, you hard worker! i’ll remember to put that in your evaluation.",1 +joey,"yeah uh look rach, there’s something i gotta tell ya.",rachel,"oh, i don’t think that. before today i never thought of you two having sex at all. it was a simpler time.",0 +amy,um.. im a decorator.,rachel,"no, i have a great idea for a present for her.",0 +ross,"the point is i... i dont need this right now, ok. it, its too late, im with somebody else, im happy. this ship has sailed.",rachel,this is patrick.,0 +ross,"y’know, i-i—you’ve done a lot of stupid stuff too! okay?",rachel,"oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!",1 +ross,"i was barefoot. now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?",rachel,yes.,1 +phoebe,but why does it even matter?!,rachel,why does it matter so much to you?!,1 +ross,just cant believe im in rachel greens room.,rachel,chandler!,0 +chandler,is that what this is about? you like caitlin?,rachel,"well, because you’d be giving up a baby, and i-i really don’t—i don’t know if there’s anything i can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. so, umm,",0 +ross,"i don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?",rachel,oh my god! where the hell have you been?!!,0 +amy,no.,rachel,take it back!,1 +chandler,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +paul,how are you?,rachel,chicken? chicken boy!,0 +ross,so apparently i’m available for lunch.,rachel,i can’t. i’m busy. i’m apartment hunting.,1 +joey,are you kidding me?!,rachel,it’s just so frustrating! why doesn’t she want my breast?!,1 +phoebe,you are just like jack.,rachel,...jack from downstairs?,1 +joey,you’ve seen my huge stack of porn right?,rachel,there is nothing wrong with jake! okay? he is all man! i’m thinking even more than you.,0 +joey,"oh, good to know. so close!",rachel,wow! i can’t believe they didn’t put it in the part where you said you didn’t watch soap operas.,1 +phoebe,"or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own",rachel,"all right honey, wed better go if we wanna catch that movie.",1 +ross,you talked to her?,rachel,"oh that’s good, the chemistry thing for us too.",0 +elizabeth,okay!,rachel,oh wait-wait-wait!! no! don’t go in there! don’t go in there! i need another soda!,1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,do you want to put the book in the freezer?,1 +monica,what?,rachel,i don’t think i should say.,0 +ross,"yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",rachel,"i’m agreeing with you. did you, listen, did you happen to tell phoebe yet?",0 +all,hello.,rachel,"look, i just don’t think monica and i are ready to get married yet! y’know? i mean, i love her and everything but seeing ross and rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that monica and i are moving so fast. y’know? and, how do i tell her without crushing her?",0 +joey,what?!,rachel,"you don’t want to believe me, i’m mr. funny to you. mr. funny…",0 +chandler,"to the left, to the left- aww!",rachel,"you know what, everybody? go home. you should be with your families. its bad enough that were working new years eve.",0 +mrs green,"sweetie! so this is where you work? oh, its wonderful! is it a living room? is it a restaurant? who can tell? but i guess thats the fun.",rachel,what?,0 +monica,rachel! what is your cat doing in one of my bowls!,rachel,huh.,0 +ross,w-what was the one right before bananas?,rachel,"the beef? yeah, that was weird to me, too. but then, y’know, i thought “well, there’s mincemeat pie,” i mean that’s an english",1 +joey,"yeah! well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. we have to get a new one. now, i checked around and your half is $400. thanks a lot.",rachel,"hello. hi sweetie. good. look umm, yes ive been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, i can do it. so will you come to new york? ending credits",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,i can still hear you!,0 +phoebe,huh?,rachel,calm down. there’s no reason to get testy.,0 +monica,"oh, really?!",rachel,it was a simple mistake. it could happen to anyone.,0 +phoebe,i’m telling it! i’m telling it!,rachel,okay.,1 +joey,we have a winner!,rachel,"i just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.",1 +ross,nooo!,rachel,"yee. i mean, it was so weirdest thing. they fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! i mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.",1 +phoebe,"yeah. yeah, i remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of evander",rachel,ah.,1 +chandler,"i’m so pathetic! monica knows what she wants to say! you should’ve seen her. writing, writing, writing!",rachel,monica what?,1 +joey,wow? wow what?! wow what?! who you—what?!!,rachel,it’s not a big deal!,1 +ross,really? youre not gonna return it?,rachel,hm-hmm!,0 +monica,"that’s right. that is right, you go over there and tell her you don’t want her to live with you. do not take no for an answer!",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,for ross.,rachel,"for ross, ross, ross.",1 +amy,since today... i am going to be a baby stylist.,rachel,what?,1 +ross,"yeah, yeah. yknow, now that you kicked the sign, hey! i dont miss marcel any more!",rachel,"hey! hey, bananaman!",0 +monica,what!?,rachel,you know what?,1 +joey,"no, no, no!",rachel,i think i hear curtains closing...,0 +monica,and i’m going to go get drunk.,rachel,what’s wrong mon?,0 +joey,"no, no, no! it’s real! and it has been since 1998. hey rach! rach! i’m up for a soapie!",rachel,oh my god! oh my god!! that is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!,1 +phoebe,hey! hi!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"ooh, whats going on?",rachel,i dont know why.,0 +ross,huh?,rachel,oh. well then shut me up.,0 +gunther,move!,rachel,"hey! hey, you guys, i finished the crossword all by myself! hug me!",1 +ross,"yeah, hey i-i have clothes, i even pick them out. i mean for, for all you know i could be a fashion..... monger.",rachel,"okay. honey, i would love for you to go with me. what?",1 +monica,"great! umm, well what-what i was doing in chandlers room is that umm, i was cleaning it! in fact, he pays me to clean it!",rachel,my foot is stuck in the pocket.,0 +monica,"tell me about yourself, zack!",rachel,"oh, god, do you think she heard? it would be so bad if she heard!",1 +ross,yep?,rachel,"eh, don’t be so hard on yourself. if someone i was still in love with was getting married…",0 +phoebe,pat sajak?,rachel,that’s much better.,0 +bonnie,"oh, the water was sooo great! we jumped off this pier and my suit came off.",rachel,okay. you can feel all the bones in your skull.,0 +ross,no.,rachel,"um, excuse me, everyone. ah, this is my last night working here, and i ah, just wanted say that i made some really good friends working here, and ah, it’s just time to move on. ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment i will never have to make coffee again.",1 +ross,i don’t know what to say.,rachel,all right!,0 +chandler,"look all i know is when monica and i went to see them, we had fun! and there’s another reason too.",rachel,"well, what is the other reason?",1 +ross,"no. no. you-you cant help. i mean, i kinda have to do this without your help.",rachel,"well, i-i know you can do that too. im just, im just saying if you need somebody to talk to… hi!",1 +monica,oh god! he’s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!,rachel,"oh, okay!",1 +monica,give it. give it.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,which is fine! because you just turned——twenty-eight!,rachel,"no! ross, no! it is not fine! eh-eh-according to my plan i should already be with the guy i wanna marry!",1 +ross,yeah? how much?,rachel,you stole my moves.,0 +phoebe,well isn’t he your friend? don’t you want him to be happy?,rachel,hot dog?,0 +ross,in the closet.,rachel,"i’m sorry, i can’t believe i set you up with such a monster!",0 +phoebe,"hey—ooh, how’s hilda? is she working out?",rachel,"ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.",1 +ross,why is it inside out?!,rachel,"excuse me! but this is a purebred, show-quality sphinx cat!",1 +dr. green,"wait a minute, you don’t have renter’s insurance?!",rachel,no.,1 +joey,and youre not supposed to be gossiping!!,rachel,give me one more.,0 +phoebe,"yknow what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.",rachel,"no, i think it’s very obvious who’s wrong here.",1 +mike,yeah. we have rat babies now.,rachel,"if you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.",0 +phoebe,"all right well, were just gonna have to tell monica, thats all.",rachel,"oh gosh, shes going to kill me.",1 +phoebe,ah! well! there you go! last to know again! and im guessing... since nobody told me... this is paolo.,rachel,jill says vestibule... im going with vestibule.,0 +joey,"uh-huh, long time.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"me. was that not clear? hey, why dont, um, why dont i just join you both, here?",rachel,"you may not kiss the bride. so, i guess by the powers vested in my by the state of new york and the internet guys, i now pronounce you husband and wife. oh wait! do you take each other?",0 +monica,"hey rach, come on! were gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!",rachel,"well, back to square one.",0 +phoebe,"na-uh, i am!",rachel,how come you are?!,1 +phoebe,"wow! well, if you nail the interview, youll get it!",rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning! phoebe : you doing ok?,rachel,"well, ive been better.",1 +ross,"see, rach, uh, see, i dont think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. i really dont. i think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.",rachel,night-night bing-a-ling.,0 +phoebe,"ick, you were eavesdropping.",rachel,you dont know that.,0 +ross,"let me finish, okay? she started kissing me and-and i didn’t stop it. i guess i-i just wasn’t thinking…",rachel,yeah that’s right you weren’t thinking! y’know what? let me give you something to think about!,1 +joey,"uhh, well i’ve got an audition down the street and i spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. you got an extra one?",rachel,"listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay—and f.y.i she must’ve shown kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! and his response to each one was, i don’t give a tiny rat’s ass.",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"what a beautiful story. hey, im fine by the way.",0 +chandler,whoa-whoa-whoa! you broke joey’s chair?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"okay rach, but…",rachel,right. except that i do want to get married.,0 +phoebe,"hey, tell him about relaxi-taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that’s better than relaxi cab.",rachel,"okay, it’s not relaxi cab. it’s relaxicab, like taxicab.",1 +ross,"hello.� � ah, no, shes not here right now.� can i take a message?� � bill from the bar?� � okay, bill from the bar.� ill make sure she gets your number.",rachel,"whoa! this guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! i mean, way to go ben! man! ive been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.",0 +monica,oh give it a rest!,rachel,so my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!,1 +phoebe,"well, do you care about friendship?",rachel,actually pheebs its more of a husband and wife kinda thing,0 +monica,"no, sorry.",rachel,well wheres amanda?,1 +monica,thats the surprise!,rachel,all right. hold on. i got it. nickel! how much more do we need?,0 +monica,"all right. op, here it is! right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. i wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?",rachel,"okay, yknow what? ill-ill have toast!",1 +monica,"yknow what, im gonna hold her head.",rachel,"oh yeah! for every dollar shutter speed makes, one penny of it goes right in joeys pocket.",0 +dr. miller,here we go.,rachel,ready?,0 +ross,"all right, all right, its just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everythings kinda pink.",rachel,"oh, everythings pink.",1 +dr. green,oh.,rachel,"and um, excuse me, he helps me.",1 +monica,you are going to make a joke about my special present! why would you do that?!,rachel,"oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.",1 +dina,thank you.,rachel,is that a sandwich?!,0 +ross,"yeah, i’m just gonna grab my coat. and uh, and my whip. y’know because of the indiana jones? not-not because i’m-i’m into s&m. i’m not-i’m not into anything weird. y’know? just-just normal sex. so, i’m gonna grab my coat.",rachel,hi!,0 +monica,"no, its not!",rachel,"all right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately i have a lot of experience in that area.",0 +monica,"and mindy, your maid of...?",rachel,"mindy, my maid of. oh!",1 +phoebe,"please rachel, i am not an idiot.",rachel,"all right, yknow what, weve been talking about london too much havent we?",0 +dr. long,push. push. come on push for five seconds. 5…4…,rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,"well, can’t you at least stall her a little? i’ll-i’ll go back to some of the places i went last night.",rachel,"all right, well how much time do you need?",1 +ross,"hi! whats ah, whats mark doing answering your phone?",rachel,how did you know about that?!,0 +ross,her name is celia. shes not a bug lady. shes curator of insects at the museum.,rachel,its a lovely apartment.,0 +phoebe,right.,rachel,i had to talk loud because the movie was loud!,0 +mona,"okay, i guess you can…close the door now.",rachel,"forgot my purse! oh, you guys made up. he’s a good kisser isn’t he? i’m going!",1 +monica,"rachel, how did this happen?",rachel,"too london? no-no, rome? vienna? ooh-ooh, barcelona?",0 +monica,so you hit her in the face?,rachel,"no, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so i clocked her. ohhh! i can’t believe this, all i wanted was a few hours outside of work to see joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.",1 +monica,i’ll take care of it.,rachel,that’s right! you do what the hand says!,1 +ross,hey rach...,rachel,yeah!,1 +phoebe,"you know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.",rachel,i dont care! this guy is a nightmare!,1 +joey,"ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her?",rachel,"ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? im fine, im fine.",0 +monica,"i’m sorry. i’ve never had a maid before, is this not okay?",rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i did. i think it sounds yknow big sistery, yknow, ‘frank’s always late.’",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"oh, forget it, okay?",rachel,ross!,1 +tag,"hey, thanks for talking to me.",rachel,"well, what is a boss for? hug it out!",1 +ross,"wait! no! ben, come here! i am not kidding!",rachel,no you guys…,1 +ross,"i was barefoot. now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?",rachel,i wasnt staring. i was leering.,0 +monica,hey rachel!,rachel,is joey here?,1 +phoebe,i can hear traffic and birds! i can hear the voices in my head again! i’m kidding.,rachel,im not even sorry.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, you have homosexual hair.",rachel,"so, um, did she...",1 +phoebe,thankfully you don’t need me at all so okay super aunt see you later! rachel let’s give it six to eight months .,rachel,okay so listen i’m gonna go lay down.,1 +monica,…in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?,rachel,"hey! y’know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they’re supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!",1 +ben,sharing is good.,rachel,"oh, you’re one of those. but y’know what? i have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.",1 +ross,"and uh, rachel.",rachel,"what am i supposed to do? ask every guy i make out with if he’s married? no, yeah, i should.",0 +chandler,hey!,rachel,"how would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?",1 +phoebe,where?,rachel,i bet i stopped listening before you did.,0 +monica,yeah!,rachel,"take em! joey, you can touch them! theyre your underwear.",1 +all,e!,rachel,"oh yeah, she’s-she’s amazing. and-and she’s so much fun. and! y’know what? when i’m with her, i’m fun! i even signed up for helicopter classes. she’s leaving in two days, i don’t have to do it.",0 +ross,"no, actually i thought about it when, when we were going out. it’s how i imagined i uh, i would ask you to marry me.",rachel,"well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.",1 +phoebe,oh you did? he did it! he did it!,rachel,everyone. except for uh... no everyone.,0 +ross,look i told you…,rachel,i don’t wanna hear three failed marriages!,1 +ross,"no! no! it would be weird if we were still in that place, i mean are you still in that place?",rachel,no! not at all!,1 +mrs green,"oh my god, theres an unattractive nude man playing the cello.",rachel,thank you.,0 +monica,ill do it!,rachel,"thats fine. so monica, you are now in control of my love life.",1 +ross,you were at the coffeehouse!,rachel,"ross, what’s the big deal? so i kissed the guy!",1 +phoebe,"no-no-no, but i am mad! i am mad! because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! and it’s all sitting up in my living room and all i can think about is how i don’t have that lamp!",rachel,monica?,0 +monica,why?,rachel,"oh wait, oh no. wait.",0 +monica,"you guys havent gotten your presents yet? tomorrows christmas eve, whatre ya gonna do?",rachel,"oh, by the way mon, i dont think the mailman liked your cookies. here are the",1 +monica,nooooooooo!!!!!,rachel,oh my god.,1 +ross,"hey, i married a lesbian to make you look good!",rachel,"youre right! i mean youre right! it wasnt just the weebles, but it was the weeble play palace, and and the weebles cruise ship. oh, which had this little lifeboat for the weebles to wobble in.",1 +monica,i know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.,rachel,well okay—well don’t ruin it! just play along at least!,1 +ross,pepper?,rachel,"listen, this is totally getting out of hand! okay? she wants me to put lotion on her!",0 +monica,"wait a minute! unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she’s done being pregnant. like-like umm, regular coffee, tequila.",rachel,"ohhh, look at the little birdies! are those yours?",0 +monica,: what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets his jollys to jaws!,rachel,"ah! you know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we cant understand, you know i once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and i was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.",1 +chandler,okay!,rachel,you-you…you had sex with ursula?!,0 +phoebe,"well, i snapped! okay? you werent taking the class seriously.",rachel,you can�t order until your entire party has arrived. restaurant policy.,0 +mark,howve you been?,rachel,i dont know... you know what? im gonna put you on with my bear. hold on.,0 +ross,thanks.,rachel,"yeah! well, i think we’ll see if they actually let you play. huh? i mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, you look 19, and then they just take it away like-like, no you don’t.",0 +ross,what? what? what?! you guys knew? you all knew and you didnt tell me?!!,rachel,"well, ross, we were worried about you. we didnt know how you were going to react.",1 +joey,whats the matter with you?!,rachel,i thought it was chandler!,1 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,"oh, don’t worry about it.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"how could it not be? i mean pretty soon they’re gonna be having kids, and then they’re just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. and then maybe they’re gonna have to leave the city to be near a volvo dealership.",0 +policeman,your license?,rachel,"yes. here you go officer uh, handsome.",1 +phoebe,wow! my breasts are really strong.,rachel,"chandler! chandler, please, i have to get you locked up back the way you were, i am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office. now i know why.",1 +all,"congratulations! ohh, thats great!",rachel,i know!,1 +monica,i know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.,rachel,"dude, are you okay? and when are the fajitas gonna be ready?",0 +monica,"oh, don’t you guys look cute. you guys make such a cute couple.",rachel,"how you got three women to marry you, i’ll never know.",0 +monica,"come on, that was back in high school! how could that still bother you?",rachel,"i mean why, of all people would you want to go out with chip?!",1 +ross,"well, everyones gotta kiss someone. you cant kiss ross you got the history.",rachel,so?,1 +joey,"hey, youre not kip!",rachel,do you even know who kip is?,1 +joey,hey! did chandler show up yet?,rachel,"i’m telling you, just a little bit at a time.",0 +ross,"my best friend and my sister! i cannot believe this. you guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? big news!",rachel,thanks. thanks. and thanks again.,0 +ross,"ohh! (he goes into another room to get his projector and notes. while he’s gone, jill quickly checks her makeup.",rachel,yeah you’re right. i don’t know what i was thinking.,0 +monica,also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.,rachel,eeeee--ohh!! god!,0 +phoebe,you’re gonna get pregnant.,rachel,"y’know what? don’t worry about it, you still got me and phoebe.",0 +monica,i think i’ll help her out. what is going on here?,rachel,he’s totally flirting with you too.,0 +monica,ill be right back.,rachel,pregnant woman slays four?,0 +joanna,"sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. why hasn’t he called, rachel? why?",rachel,is it a meatball sub?,0 +monica,what one? you wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!,rachel,"yeah, but he waited until the last minute! so if i said yes, he would know i had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. i said, no! which puts me right back in the driver seat.",1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,so what-what is the exhibit.,1 +phoebe,you know that’s… that’s her.,rachel,"oh god look at her sleeping. oh, i love her so much! oh, i think i’m gonna wake her up.",1 +joey,"chandler, control your woman!",rachel,"okay, as everybody has ordered, i would like to start the celebration and make a toast � to phoebe. she dropped her sock.",1 +joey,"hey, look whos up.",rachel,"i just cant believe this is happening. i mean, when i was little, everybodys parents were getting divorced. i just figured as a grownup i wouldnt have to worry about this.",1 +phoebe,you did not!!!! oh! no! you came up with relaxi cab! that’s not good.,rachel,"well, i…",1 +phoebe,no. but thanks.,rachel,okay.,0 +monica,hey.,rachel,chandler-,0 +phoebe,okay then i don’t have a choice! i have to buy that lamp!,rachel,how did you know they were in my bottom drawer?,0 +ross,a play-dough barber shop?,rachel,"dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house.",0 +kim,"uh-oh, busted!",rachel,come on you guys! what are doing?! i thought we were the patch sisters!,1 +ross,i bet two dollars.,rachel,"hey, joey. you wanna open the window?",0 +phoebe,congratulations!,rachel,oh that’s great!,1 +joey,"look rach, wasn’t this supposed to a temporary thing? i thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?",rachel,"well, yeah! i’m still pursuing that.",1 +ross,i got it—im getting it!,rachel,"hi, i thought you might like some ice chips.",1 +ross,"why don’t you come, i mean, i-i have two tickets, why not?",rachel,"well-well, i don’t know ross—really?",1 +monica,but it didn’t. say hello to mrs. chatracus.,rachel,"all right. no, no, no, not a richard thing, just put down the glass. and get out!",0 +jill,me go out with ross?! no! god no! what would make you think that?,rachel,"i just, phoebe, said y’know thought she saw something between you guys.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,hello-dillillio!!,0 +phoebe,"yeah, chandler why dont you take a walk? this doesnt concern you.",rachel,we are looking for our christmas presents from monica.,1 +phoebe,"oh, well what are you doing here? are you about to do it? is it gunther?",rachel,"that didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us.",0 +phoebe,oh man.,rachel,"hey joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me?",0 +ross,i went thru this with ben and carol. one cup of coffee wont affect your milk.,rachel,"dr. gettleman? yeah i know, i dont think thats a good idea. in fact, i think hes dead.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"if that falls off the truck, it wouldnt be the worst thing.",0 +monica,"yeah, he’s gonna work on that.",rachel,"come on guys, push!",0 +ross,oh.,rachel,the empty vase. translucent beauty...,0 +phoebe,of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!,rachel,"oh no, wait a minute, wait, ive got a presentation tomorrow. i cant miss that.",1 +ross,shake it!,rachel,"uh, they’re like my best friends. are you saying we can’t hang out with them? ‘cause that would kinda be a problem.",0 +ross,"hey. how did, uh, howd it go today?",rachel,whaddyou want?,0 +phoebe,because this one is now! and-and it’s two of our best friends! who knows what you’re gonna marry!,rachel,what-what if i marry ross—or joey?,1 +monica,"who? i mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? i think we should call ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.",rachel,"chandler, this actually bothers you?",0 +ross,"oh sure, ross will do it! it’s not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.",rachel,could i borrow it?,0 +ross,men. i guy i know.,rachel,okay.,0 +dr. green,he’s bobby bobby?,rachel,um-hmm.,0 +chandler,"oh, is she related to ralph lauren?",rachel,"oh no, no, no. i learned never to borrow money from friends. no, thats why richard dreyfuss and i dont speak anymore.",0 +ross,"she... she only dates geniuses and nobel prize winners. oh my god, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, i put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth.",rachel,i always loved that!!,1 +phoebe,me too! so happy for them!,rachel,it will be my pleasure. my guy has diplomatic coupons. your guy can’t even say coupons.,0 +monica,"hey, what’s going on?",rachel,so you like it?,0 +ross,not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.,rachel,morning. you wanted to see me?,1 +ross,yeah?,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +ross,who’s that?,rachel,nobody.,1 +ross,what are you doing?,rachel,storming out!,1 +joey,but it is our apartment!,rachel,"well, i think i broke it. but that’s all right, here’s the number you can call.",0 +chandler,"phoebe, did you see that?! he totally checked you out! he is so cute! mine has a picture of the village people, what does that mean?",rachel,hi!,1 +joey,"i dont know, but one of the extras sure did! hey, listen rach. thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!",rachel,"oh, please!honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, im...oh my god!is that christian sanders?hes so gorgeous!",1 +joey,what?!,rachel,"yes, and shes very supportive.",0 +ross,y’know of-officer i uh…i had the weirdest dream last night…,rachel,"rachel, i can see you dialing! i dont understand why...",0 +joey,who do you think its from?,rachel,"well, what do you do?",0 +phoebe,"oh, happy my wedding day to you!",rachel,"ok-dokey, joey, listen. this is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? were gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, i had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.",1 +joey,"yeah, what are ya gonna do?",rachel,"i don’t know, i-i was all high.",0 +ross,"yes, hello. i have a question. umm, i used your pen to draw on my friends face. a beard and a moustache. thank you. no, she didnt think so. i know its like anyway, umm well make-up didnt cover it and weve tried everything to get it off and nothings worked. what-what do we do? yeah. uh-huh. yeah. oh! okay. okay, thank you! yeah, its not coming off.",rachel,"look, i dont have it all worked out yet, but its gotta mean big money! come on! identical hands!",0 +ross,"you know, we should just go, i’m not gonna find anything here! this stuff is ridiculous!",rachel,"ah, this place is great!",1 +ross,"hi! listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. there are flyers all over the place.",rachel,is that supposed to be funny! i was really worried over here!,0 +kim,"so its down to these two, nancy i know you like this one and i think i agree. rachel, what do you think?",rachel,"well umm, that one is pretty but uh, i just, i just love this fabric sorry.",1 +ross,youve been quiet all morning. is everything okay?,rachel,its in barbados.,0 +ross,what?,rachel,"you know what? you are my friends, i wanna be supportive, i will come with you. shotgun!",0 +joey,sure!,rachel,"aw—oh, that’s right. are-are you gonna be okay?",0 +ross,"uh, rach.",rachel,yeah?,1 +monica,ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.,rachel,"yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. until y’know, he screamed out radisson at the end.",1 +monica,"theres a pregnant woman in ohio, and she picked us!",rachel,im so happy for you!,1 +interviewer,aaaahhhhhhh.,rachel,what is so funny about that?,0 +chandler,"hey ross, i was wondering if… oh my god!! where are all the men???",rachel,apparently he was this russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. youd think you wouldve known that!,0 +phoebe,"i’m-i’m just saying, don’t freak out until you’re a hundred percent sure.",rachel,"all right, i’ll-i’ll take it again when i get home.",1 +ross,im not! im making it easier! pick me!,rachel,"well, chandler said that its really important to him too!",1 +monica,i hadnt! photo 152 was a prototype.,rachel,"ohhhh. honey, honey, honey, its okay, its okay honey. im gonna fix you a drink, huh? maybe a margarita?",1 +ross,"hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?",rachel,nothing!,1 +ross,"that does not sound stupid to me. you know, its like the first time i had to make dinner for myself, after carol left me? im sorry, thats all the time we have. next on ross... uh-oh.",rachel,"hey, janice.",0 +joshua,wow! that would be great.,rachel,really?,1 +ross,thats... thats classic.,rachel,"oh my god, you guys, what am i doing? what am i doing? this is so un-me!",1 +ross,"uh, what?",rachel,yes! she’s gonna help us take care of the baby! woo-hoo.,1 +joey,that makes sense!,rachel,"why are you going? he said, she wanted the shrew!",0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,i’m not in love with ross!,1 +monica,"rach, wait, i can cancel...",rachel,and i just want a million dollars!,0 +monica,"i just ran into dave and he told me that you blew him off! i mean, you listen to me! now, im calling the shots! i say you leave ross alone and go get dave! what the hell were you trying to do?",rachel,"it really was. there was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. there you go, dear.",0 +ross,"yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. im sorry, please dont be upset, it could happen to anyone.",rachel,"except it didnt. it happened to me. oh, god, im gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. what am i doing? what am i doing? my fathers right. i cant live on my own! i cant even do laundry!",1 +ross,"well, what do you do?",rachel,"well, i usually go... play tetris on somebody elses computer.",1 +joey,"ahhh! i heard i do, we’re halfway there! okay! you!",rachel,"all right joey! that is enough! listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, it’s not legal. okay? they-they don’t have a marriage license, they don’t have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!",1 +chandler,they left.,rachel,"oh, just think... shes gonna be watching that video on a tv that hasnt even been invented yet! with friends who right now are just like babies! and theyll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!",0 +chandler,wh-wh-why?!,rachel,by me?,0 +chandler,how is that ever going to happen?!,rachel,"all right monica, do you want to know why i was with ross tonight?!",1 +joey,"okay! okay, you’re yelling again! see that?",rachel,"no! no-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.",1 +dr. franzblau,it is nice to meet you. im dr. franzblau. im your roommates... brothers... ex-wifes obstetrician.,rachel,"oh, thats funny!",1 +phoebe,hey rach!,rachel,dont make me come up there!,0 +ross,oh.,rachel,all right are you guys gonna come down?,1 +tag,gotcha. thanks again for meeting with me.,rachel,but i hired you!,1 +mr. geller,beautiful!,rachel,"pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?",1 +ross,okay.,rachel,i’ll just run to the store and get some.,0 +ross,huh.,rachel,"well, theres a kiss that he wont forget for a couple of hours, yknow.",1 +phoebe,"it was really sweet. the last thing she said to me was; okay dear, you go get the eggs and im gonna get the yogurt and well meet at the checkout counter. and yknow what? we will meet at the checkout counter.",rachel,i know!!!,0 +ross,i—they would not let us get married when we were that drunk!,rachel,no!,1 +joey,hey! im off to my audition. how do i look?,rachel,"ahhh, i think you look great! that bag is gonna get you that part.",1 +ross,"well, ben would be there.",rachel,huh umm…,1 +phoebe,"uh-hmm. uh-hmm, who’s next?",rachel,"still, i cant believe thats sprayed on... i mean, it looks really good. i wonder if i should get one!",0 +joey,wow? wow what?! wow what?! who you—what?!!,rachel,"-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?",0 +chandler,can you people not see me?!,rachel,"so, will you talk to him?",1 +emily,"really?! well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? i must’ve missed your call, even though i didn’t leave the flat all day.",rachel,"oh well, no i…",1 +monica,yes! maybe it’s a false positive. are you sure you peed on the stick right?,rachel,how many ways are there to do that?,1 +phoebe,yeah thats better than my way.,rachel,"so im thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.",0 +joey,hey rach.,rachel,"so, um- so hows this, uh, hows this gonna work? yknow, with us? yknow, when, like, important decisions have to be made?",0 +monica,"well, there’s a lot to think about. i mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? how is she going to juggle work? does she realize she’s not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?",rachel,i don’t know.,1 +ross,forget it.,rachel,"oh wow! what now ross you’re not gonna talk? how on earth will you ever annoy me? oh wait a minute, i know. i mean you’d think the damn jalepeno would’ve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! that’s not enough… what are you doing?!",1 +phoebe,"okay, a meat eater. fine, that’s one for you.",rachel,"oh, i win! he’s got barney’s on his speed dial.",1 +ross,"yeah, that’s our baby.",rachel,hi.,1 +ross,i think chandler’s gone.,rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,"okay, i dont think we can turn anymore!",rachel,"ross, i dont, i just dont think its going to fit.",1 +ross,fine.,rachel,sorry.,1 +ross,"well, that’s what i’m here for. want me to get that?",rachel,no its really okay… monica!,1 +chandler,depends on what you mean by we.,rachel,the nights are the hardest. but then the day comes! and that’s every bit as hard as the night. and then the night comes again…,1 +monica,what is the matter with you?!! why aren’t you more upset?! aren’t you gonna be sad that we’re not gonna be living together anymore?! i mean aren’t you gonna miss me at all?!,rachel,oh. wow.,0 +monica,what?,rachel,i... i... i...,1 +joey,"ah, im gonna be one of his helpers. its just such a slap in the face, yknow?",rachel,"hey, do you guys know what youre doing for new years? gee, what?! what is wrong with new years?",1 +joey,i don’t know why you just don’t say left.,rachel,i just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!,0 +ross,"uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from thailand but i-i don’t think he-he knew what it was.",rachel,"hey! so, what’s with the 20 percent tip? did i do something wrong?",0 +joey,"okay, look i’m sorry, i went in there to take a nap and i know i shouldn’t have, but you got porn!",rachel,ah! ah! i forgot my jacket!,0 +joey,"oh, i know it... it is amazing these little things open doors... huh!",rachel,"so i dont go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that emma could get a chance to know her.",1 +joshua,"y’know, i wore that cashmere sweater on a date last night.",rachel,"yeah, all the time. i want the baby to know my voice.",0 +joey,"rach, you sure you wanna do this?",rachel,hey.,0 +tom,"so you work at bloomingdales, huh? my mom calls it bloomies.",rachel,enh. sure!,0 +joey,make the transfer!,rachel,should i be concerned that a button fell off the old hugsy and i cant find it?,1 +monica,so how you doing today? did you sleep okay? talk to barry? i cant stop smiling.,rachel,"ooh, i just pulled out four eyelashes. that cant be good.",0 +phoebe,i just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.,rachel,and?,1 +ross,uh yes! thank you.,rachel,you made it!,0 +ross,"ohh, its joey! i love joey!",rachel,"hes kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this. see?",0 +phoebe,i’ve never done that.,rachel,"ohh, god, i just got so nervous that he would say no.",1 +chandler,that.,rachel,"okay, gotta go! wish me luck!",1 +monica,think about it.,rachel,"ok, im guessing this is from...",1 +phoebe,yeah and i-i found you one too who is not a weirdo.,rachel,got it! so…,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"oh, thank you so much! okay.",rachel,"okay, what do you saw i go over there and say how much i like her? no-no itll be good, i can tell her much ive been thinking about her. that i havent stopped thinking about her since the moment i met her. that im so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day i cant believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!",0 +phoebe,ah! well! there you go! last to know again! and im guessing... since nobody told me... this is paolo.,rachel,"ah, paolo, this is phoebe.",1 +phoebe,"rachel, listen—i mean, if you let me have him then i will really owe you one.",rachel,"all right. all right phoebe i will let you have him, but you owe me; you owe me big!",1 +monica,"hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!",rachel,"well it stupid, unfair question!",1 +joshua,"y’know, they ruin it for everybody.",rachel,i know!,1 +ross,oh! son of a bitch!,rachel,what is the matter with us?,1 +phoebe,"oh, like thats a word.",rachel,"oh, thats nice!",0 +monica,and it’s a magnet!,rachel,what?!,0 +amy,its such a slap in the face. im your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.,rachel,monica is ross sister.,1 +ross,y’know—thanks!,rachel,"yknow what, im, im gonna spend some alone time with the pen.",0 +joey,"oh, y’know what? maybe uh, you…you should come to me. i’m a not, i’m not wearing any bottoms.",rachel,"oh, okay!",1 +ross,hey rach!,rachel,uh-hmm.,0 +chandler,mrs. braverman must be out.,rachel,she could be out of town. maybe she’ll be gone for months.,1 +phoebe,"no. no. it’s just i was umm, i was with ross and jill after you left and umm, i’m pretty sure i saw a little spark between them.",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,"yeah, uhm... i mean, rachel and i, think you are great... with emma... uhm... we just feel...",rachel,you! you feel!,1 +ross,"no, yknow what, i guess its partially my fault. yknow, i shouldntve, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. i shouldve started you off with like a pen or a pencil.",rachel,"thats right, i.. cause i didnt expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!",0 +phoebe,"well, theres a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between ross and chandler. so good luck with that.",rachel,"what, what, what, no, i dont wanna do that.",1 +monica,"ohh, please?! i’m a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!",rachel,"okay, you know what/ you’re going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.",1 +monica,rach! its me! pick up!,rachel,hey! whats up?!,1 +ross,whew! that was a brisk ride!,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,well it didnt!,rachel,excellent!,0 +ross,should we all expect christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?,rachel,"umm, when i get married will you be my maid of honor?",0 +ross,"monica had such a crush on him. yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.",rachel,"rach, rach, i am so sorry. i am so-so sorry.",0 +ross,"no, it’s okay. some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but i don’t…",rachel,"oh dear god, let me think.",0 +ross,"yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am i.",rachel,"but i told you, i didn’t have the time!",1 +chandler,"ya know if you want to, i can just hold them down and you could .",rachel,but...,0 +ross,so we…we both wanted to.,rachel,"i was just outside barcelona, hiking…",0 +gavin,i should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.,rachel,"then youre not gonna like whats coming. im sorry, im sorry, im sorry. thank you, thank you.",1 +joshua,also large?,rachel,"hey, theres phoebe! is that mike shes with?",0 +phoebe,"yeah, chandler why don’t you take a walk? this doesn’t concern you.",rachel,we are looking for our christmas presents from monica.,1 +joey,"oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. yeah, ross got it for me.",rachel,whoho ho... listen to the judgement from the porn star!,0 +will,look at her standing there with those yams! my two greatest enemies ross: rachel green and complex carbohydrates.,rachel,"oh my god monica, who is that?",1 +monica,yes.,rachel,"oh, just ask him!",0 +chandler,"oh, hello rachel.",rachel,"have i read it? no, are you enjoying it?",0 +emily,"really?! well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? i must’ve missed your call, even though i didn’t leave the flat all day.",rachel,"oh, yeah. emmas doing great.",0 +will,we started a rumor.,rachel,"or, y’know, i used to beg for money. of course it helps if you’ve got y’know a little of this goin’ on. wow! i still have it!",0 +chandler,"i don’t care, this is our apartment! and they stole—you stole it—our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! and i am getting it back right now. i’m getting back right now!",rachel,"all right. we figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.",1 +woman,"hey, hey, hey there arent any clothes in it.",rachel,"hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!",1 +joey,"hey, look whos up.",rachel,"yeah, but i’m the only one related by blood.",0 +chandler,they left.,rachel,"no, there isnt time to go to the bakery. were just gonna come home... everybody left? alright, well just tell emma were gonna be there as soon as we can. bye...",1 +ross,"im hurt! im actually hurt, that you would think that i would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. hurt! hurt!",rachel,can you believe this? we were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!,0 +ross,"oh, thank you, thanks. so uh, how was your night last night?",rachel,"no. but uh, joey has, and i usually talk to them in the morning time.",0 +joey,what? what?,rachel,yeah. its a shame you two didnt get to spend more time together.,0 +ross,"oh, come on!",rachel,"yes, while i was in the chair! that’s why i take such good care of my teeth now, yknow, it’s not about oral hygiene, i floss to save lives!",0 +ross,"and im fine never having heard it... rach, can i... can i see you for a sec?",rachel,"so... oklahoma is a crazy place. you know, they call it the sooner state. frankly id sooner be in any other state. and whats with oklahoma having a pan handle? can all states have stuff like that? hey yeah, im from the waistband, wyoming. but when i was seven, we headed over to the crotch.",0 +joey,my god.,rachel,joey.,1 +ross,"hey uh, i brought you some lunch.",rachel,hey.,0 +monica,bye boots—wait! half off?!,rachel,"joey, just because they’re not getting married doesn’t mean this is going to be a disaster. maybe they have a plan!",1 +ross,"no, no, really. you should go. just go! go! go out! really, the world is your oyster. kick up the heels. paint the town red.",rachel,you need to learn some new slang.,1 +joey,"now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…i put on shiny lip balm.",rachel,oh my god!,1 +luisa,nope.,rachel,"hop in. get ready for the smoothest ride of your life. (he starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. anyway, this being new york he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. he’s completely boxed in and can’t move more than two inches. he tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)",0 +phoebe,i dont know. i havent been out on a date in so long.,rachel,"o-kay... henrietta, you didnt get all the points you needed, so that means gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! and youre gonna be going there with joey tribbiani",0 +joey,"that’s right, all the ladies want to stay at joey’s.",rachel,"no! no! phoebe, come on! i don’t want to switch! please come on! i can throw wet paper towels here!",1 +chandler,nice!,rachel,"well, of course, lambs are scarier. otherwise the movie wouldve been called silence of the ducks.",0 +joey,no.,rachel,phoebe knows about us!,0 +phoebe,"well, i was thinking...",rachel,"oh, take the clothes of joeys cabbage patch kid.",1 +ross,"and to love. ah, love. l-o-v-e, love. l is for life. and what is life without love?",rachel,"oh my god, are we supposed to answer?",1 +phoebe,"oh, she looks just like a little doll!",rachel,"oh, no, no. that is a doll.",1 +chandler,"nope, hymn 253, his eyes are on the sparrow! when my parents got divorced is when i started using humour as a defence mechanism.",rachel,great. ill see you later!,0 +all,surprise!!,rachel,what?! what?! my birthdays not for another month!,1 +ross,no you’re not.,rachel,"hey, whats wrong?",0 +joey,you know!!!!,rachel,"i know! i know! i am a terrible person! i mean, chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!",0 +joey,look at this clown! just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. get out of the way jackass! who names his boat coast guard anyway?,rachel,that is the coast guard.,1 +ross,joey!!!!!!,rachel,nope.,0 +joey,what the hell are you talking about??,rachel,"i dont know, god, i... well, its not like shes a regular mom, yknow? shes, shes sexy, shes...",0 +janice,yoo-hoo! aaron litman-neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.,rachel,ohhh! wow! he kinda takes your breath away doesn’t he?,1 +phoebe,"umm, she said she’d be back december 26th.",rachel,"december 26th, huh maybe she’s santa clause.",1 +kim,we get high.,rachel,"well i mean, let me get the door first. oh, hi! no one.",0 +ross,yeah. im sorry too. im even more sorry that that phone call didnt come before i told you about looking through the window.,rachel,"yeah, were gonna let you be alone.",1 +ross,how does this look?,rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,"well, not at first.",rachel,what is she doing here?,1 +monica,"come on rach, when a guy says he’s going to call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call. hasn’t it ever happened to you?",rachel,"well, they always called.",1 +phoebe,eye-contact?,rachel,mm-hmm.,1 +cecilia,"that was good, that was really good. but i-i think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like…",rachel,hey! hey!,1 +tag,so when do you imagine you gave them to me? in the morning or in the afternoon?,rachel,"in the afternoon. mr. zelner came into my office after lunch. he put them on my desk, and then i put a post-it on it that said, must go out today. so you just keep looking in there! all right?",1 +chandler,"yeah, it is the best.",rachel,we get high.,0 +ross,"yeah, you got it right? you got it right? you got it?",rachel,any chance you think the couch looks good there?,1 +phoebe,"oh. aw, forget it.",rachel,"thanks again, dr. green.",0 +ross,"i’ve got to say; i know i divorce a lot of women, never thought i would be divorcing you.",rachel,no. why?,0 +monica,i don’t see him. hey! maybe he’s in the sugar bowl! joey? nope!,rachel,estelle said i didnt get it.,0 +phoebe,"you wouldn’t! okay look, rachel i know you really want to do this, but i-i’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! and i know you’ve done it at least twice!",rachel,yeah but phoebe…,1 +phoebe,hey! so how was the doctor?,rachel,"oh, everything went great.",1 +joey,what?,rachel,you just did a little dancy thing.,1 +ross,"yeah. maybe today is just, close call day.",rachel,me too!,0 +barry,"see, about a month ago, i wanted to hurt you. more than ive ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. and im an orthodontist.",rachel,wow.,1 +ross,"ah-ha, nowhere to run!",rachel,i don’t like sitting up here! i’m just gonna over…,1 +monica,okay. don’t you want a cookie?,rachel,"yeah! lets do it! lets live together! oh god, were really going to move in together!",0 +phoebe,"okay! rach, hi, i need those earrings you borrowed.",rachel,"yes, yes, we had the sex.",0 +ross,what do you think you’re doing?!,rachel,just washing the windshield.,1 +chandler,"good! i haven’t smoked yet today, i feel great, and-and-and confident, that is a stunning blouse.",rachel,"what, he’s 18.",0 +ross,"i know, why not?",rachel,right!,1 +ross,"well, i-i gotta go break up with bonnie.",rachel,here?! now?!,1 +phoebe,"how about you less important people, let’s open your presents!",rachel,mom that’s okay that you didn’t get you a gift!,1 +monica,i’m sick of japanese. we’re not going there.,rachel,"all right, wherever you wanna go is cool.",1 +ross,what do you mean?,rachel,you seem to really like her.,1 +mindy,"i know. i know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said dont do it, hes just gonna do to you what he did to rachel, and now i feel so stupid.",rachel,"if it helps, i could slide over.",0 +monica,"okay, but there is a wire back there! i mean that switch is connected to something!",rachel,i don’t care! the wires have come loose in your head!,1 +phoebe,"alright, i’ll try, fine! yes, okay!",rachel,"oh! you are gonna love it! and im so glad, were finally doing this.",0 +joey,"well. i guess you think you’re pretty special huh? sittin’ up here in your fancy small hall building. makin’ stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? well y’know what? this is one star who’s hoop… this is a star that the hoop—this hoop—i was dr. drake remoray!",rachel,hi! tag. what are you doing here?,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"i can’t talk to you now, i gotta find monica!",0 +ross,"hello. oh hi, are you on your way ove-. oh. no, no, i, i understand, i mean a monkeys gotta work. no it, its no big deal, it not like i uh, had anything special planned. yeah ok, ok. ok, ok, bye.",rachel,you want me to just call him up and tell him that youre seeing him instead? thats what you want?,1 +ross,"uhh, it was okay. yeah, it was fun.",rachel,"yeah fun? great! so uh, so did you guys hit it off?",1 +ross,good-good-good.,rachel,oh-oh!,1 +monica,"well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?",rachel,yeah. oh i just wish we could not be married for a little bit! y’know i just wish we could be like on a break!,1 +monica,y’know what? it really creeps me out choosing other people’s sex clothes.,rachel,i would really love it if could do both.,0 +joey,"alright, hey look, and this isnt over, because i really wanna know who...",rachel,hey! do we have a baby name yet?,0 +ross,that little naked guy would be me.,rachel,"aww, look at the little thing.",1 +joey,"and the winner is…joey tribbiani! oh… wow! i honestly never expected this. i uh, i didn’t prepare a speech. but umm, i’d like to thank my parents, who’ve always been there for me. i’d also like to thank my friends, chandler, monica, phoebe, rachel…",rachel,i’m fourth! look at you with your little maple syrup award!,1 +charlie,"im sorry, what?",rachel,wayne gretzky.,0 +estelle,"joey, im gonna tell you the same thing i told al minser and his pyramid of dogs. take any job you can get and dont make on the floor.",rachel,paolo made a pass at me.,0 +monica,"oh, i love museums!",rachel,totally.,0 +ross,oh my god. its like sophies choice.,rachel,its exactly like it sounds. thanksgiving 1992,0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,hello!,0 +ross,"yeah, all right, it’s a date.",rachel,hang in there. you hang in there.,1 +ross,"you know what i dont care. the only person i cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says shes not even gonna go. look rach, im sorry. okay. look, i-i wa, i was a jerk. im sorry i yelled. i want you there, i need you there. look, what, what can i do that can show you how much, how much i want you to be there.",rachel,hi.,0 +ross,"thats the hope! so, is emma awake yet?",rachel,"oh no, its still nap time. but shell be up soon.",1 +monica,bye-bye!,rachel,"okay, i need a date!",1 +monica,"oh, youre kidding.",rachel,"yeah, they were very yknow…wrestley. but, i guess thats normal?",1 +ross,why? did you write it?,rachel,"wow! look at that, chip matthews called. i wonder what he wants?",1 +ross,wow! i didn’t know that there was a pottery barn up here.,rachel,oh no! no! no!,0 +ross,"go, go, go!",rachel,no-o-o! no way!,0 +ross,im feeling better.,rachel,"hi, i’m joshua.",0 +ross,"anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. i mean, how angry do you think joey is gonna be?",rachel,"that is hard to say, ross. that is hard to say.",1 +ross,you tell them to wait!,rachel,whoa! and this manchild has no problem with how old you are?,0 +ross,get out!,rachel,"you know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.",1 +ross,"okay, umm. did you ever see, um, return of the jedi?",rachel,yeah.,1 +joanna,"really? well, in that case…",rachel,and that’s i’m so glad… there’s no problem.,1 +joey,"ah, rach, it doesnt say that!",rachel,excuse us! alright heres a question: who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now?,0 +phoebe,remembered what?,rachel,"it was like months ago. we were walking by this antique store, and i saw this pin in the window, and i told him it was just like one my grandmother had when i was a little girl. oh! i cant believe he remembered!",1 +ross,i would never do that!,rachel,"look, i know whats going on here, okay, mark explained it all to me. he said this is what you guys do.",1 +chandler,"well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry canadians with no teeth.",rachel,well that sounds fun too.,1 +joey,"ross! ross! if you’re going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those toblerone bars?",rachel,"well, i think, i think ross knows about me and monica.",0 +monica,"all right, look, i hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, it’s all your fault.",rachel,"ooh, i don’t know. probably the smell of freshly cut grass.",0 +ross,"listen, listen. whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! now, i promise i wont say a word, but if you pick chandler hes gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!",rachel,you dont know military time?,0 +phoebe,isnt he great?,rachel,what? what? what? what is it?,0 +monica,"passport, check! camera, check! traveller’s cheques, check!",rachel,what am i sitting on?,0 +chandler,"yeah, i coulda counted to three like four times without all this ‘two’ talk.",rachel,so how’s it going with you guys?,0 +phoebe,all right. hold on. i got it. nickel! how much more do we need?,rachel,"hey, you guys!",0 +monica,did you two…,rachel,"oh monica come on, y’know i don’t sleep with guys on the first date!",1 +monica,i’m telling—if you put that in her apartment you’ll never hear the end of it.,rachel,"yeah. my dad says if i spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as i do daydreaming about outer space, he’d be able to afford a trip to the taj mahal.",0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"oh yeah you were helpful! yeah, no, thanks you.",0 +mark,"yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesnt exactly say big promotion.",rachel,hey chandler! y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?,0 +monica,"hey, great skirt! birthday present?",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"guess whos here. its the toughest guy in toy land, ben. a real american hero. im g.i. joe! drop the barbi, drop the barbi.",rachel,"no, its like all of the sudden, we were this couple. and this alarm",0 +chandler,i’ll talk to them!,rachel,"you guys! it was bananas, cream, and beef! i-i just cannot believe that you ate that so that i wouldn’t feel bad!",1 +chandler,tell it again. seriously.,rachel,"what a minute, i know that hat! i was taken aboard that hat! they did experiments on me! i can’t have children!!",0 +ross,lets not talk about losing. just deal the...,rachel,"hel-lo, rachel green.",1 +joey,"that’s ridiculous! i’m not a star, just a regular famous actor.",rachel,hey!,0 +joey,whats the thing you know?,rachel,a green lesabre?,0 +monica,are you nuts?! weve got george stephanopoulos pizza!,rachel,"i think its great. yknow, its sweet, its romantic...",0 +paul,a surfer.,rachel,oh yeah surfer?,1 +monica,"all right, rachel, i know-i know you think im crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. because i bet you, you cant.",rachel,"ok, got the vent open.",0 +monica,"all right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit ‘em all, and you mix ‘em up. you gotta keep them on their toes.",rachel,"oo, toes!! well, for some people.",1 +monica,"congratulations, i think you’ve found the world’s thinnest argument.",rachel,"shes just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.",0 +dr. long,well you’re only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. it’ll be a while.,rachel,"oh, okay.",1 +chandler,"so, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who’s gonna be in the country like all the time.",rachel,"that’s the same month as halloween. so, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?",0 +chandler,im in college and im in a band.,rachel,ah-haah! i win!!,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,y’know?,1 +monica,okay! all right! lets do it!,rachel,what are you talking about?! im the lead in a movie!,0 +chandler,"hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me sha-la-lap. seriously.",rachel,"i believe you. so, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me raquel! by the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me rocky!",1 +joey,"oh... food. no, sex. food! sex! food! se-i dont know! good god, i dont know, i want girls on bread!",rachel,oh my god! monicas gonna totally freak out!,0 +monica,you heard him! no bigger! youre perfect! just dont get any bigger! oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. you know what? im going to have to talk to chandler.,rachel,"yeah! if you dont i will! of course your bodys gonna change. your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, youre gonna lose bladder control. god! its just such a magical time!",1 +tag,i’m gettin’ back together with my ex-girlfriend.,rachel,you think so too?,0 +phoebe,"yeah, you too.",rachel,"oh, right!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, maybe.",rachel,and i-i am just trying to figure out why.,1 +girl,trick or treat!,rachel,that must be our alcohol and beers!,0 +phoebe,and a small piece of chocolate.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men ive ever been with.",rachel,"when i was um, 7, i crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me",1 +phoebe,"okay, we’ll talk about something else then.",rachel,i am loud!,0 +joey,noo! i cant take any more secrets! ive got your secrets. ive got their secrets. i got secrets of my own yknow!,rachel,you dont have any secrets!,1 +ross,rachel! what are you doing here?,rachel,"no! seven rats! i think we should take them home, we need feed them.",0 +ross,one.,rachel,dealer takes two. what do you bet?,1 +phoebe,huh.,rachel,"alright. : your moneys mine, green.",0 +phoebe,"uh-huh, great story! im going!",rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"yeah. you’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. you’re like ed mcmahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.",rachel,what’s that?,0 +julie,"thanks. hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?",rachel,"oh, is this the bug lady?",0 +monica,"weeeell, its rum, and-",rachel,"no, you were right. i dont have a plan.",0 +phoebe,chuck woolery?,rachel,"definitely! phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who’s ass i cannot kick.",1 +ross,is everything okay?,rachel,yeah...,1 +monica,is he not cute enough for you?,rachel,then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?,0 +chandler,arent you...?,rachel,wow,0 +chandler,"yeah well, i’m gonna go spit.",rachel,"on behalf of the children of new york, i reject your money.",0 +joey,oh! yeah!,rachel,you like that? lets take this into high gear,1 +ross,"she... she only dates geniuses and nobel prize winners. oh my god, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, i put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth.",rachel,do you have a hair straightener?,0 +both,oh yeah!,rachel,"well, i guess thats all in the past, now.",1 +ross,oh!,rachel,"tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and i cou. . .",0 +joey,yeah you did.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"oh sweetie, when do you think you’re going to get off tonight?",rachel,oh i don’t know honey. it’s gonna be really late.,1 +joey,"yeah!hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.",rachel,what!? they are totally ripping us off!,0 +joey,what he wants to buy your baby?!,rachel,can you believe that?!,1 +mrs. green,"darling, that’s a breast pump!",rachel,"well uh, i dont know about whos here, but i can tell you for damn sure whos not here and thats rachel!!",0 +monica,"yknow what, im gonna hold her head.",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"y’know, i only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. and one of them is sex.",rachel,what’s the other one?,1 +phoebe,yeah and i-i found you one too who is not a weirdo.,rachel,"well, y’know what though you guys? i really appreciate that but i think i’m just gonna take sebastian to the charity.",1 +monica,because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies.,rachel,oh my god! we are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!,1 +the doctor,"im dr. miller. monica told me you were a little nervous, but dont worry everythings gonna be just fine.",rachel,so were done then!,1 +chandler,"good! i haven’t smoked yet today, i feel great, and-and-and confident, that is a stunning blouse.",rachel,thank you.,1 +joey,"oh yeah, dude, i totally understand. usually after i have a baby with a woman i like to slow things down!",rachel,oh my god!,1 +phoebe,because my psychic is dead! she must’ve read the cards wrong!,rachel,"oh, i’m sorry.",1 +sandy,"well, her favourite flower is the camellia. from the poem...",rachel,i cant... i cant hear it again.,1 +ross,what?,rachel,"no, thats all right. i just had a jar of mustard.",0 +phoebe,what about ross?� what about your moment?� dont you want to talk to ross about it?,rachel,"um, can i come back in?",0 +chandler,"im sorry, im sorry, youre right. come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!",rachel,"and well, what did she say?",0 +chandler,it’s like ‘night of the living dead christmas trees.’,rachel,"hello? yeah, this is she. oh! you’re kidding! you’re kidding! oh thank you! i love you!",1 +monica,"an era is defined as a significant period of time. now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn’t significant to you!",rachel,boob job.,0 +joey,let’s just say i took care of it.,rachel,hey phoebe!,0 +joanna,oh great! i’ll keep it in my butt with your nose.,rachel,"so.. let me get this straight. so my two friends die, i get emma. then my wife dies, then emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?",0 +monica,totally familiar.,rachel,"all right, relax. it’s just a shoe.",0 +joey,chandler... hey... rach... whats hugsy doin in the crib with emma?,rachel,"no, no, its not a girl, its... a brand new hugsy!",0 +phoebe,thank you. we both forgive you.,rachel,y’know what? i think that’s enough for today. thanks for your help!,0 +tag,"hey, i wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.",rachel,"no. no, you can’t.",1 +all,oh!,rachel,my god!,1 +ross,well hello! im ross!,rachel,"look, you and i have been given a gift. okay? we have to do something with it. like-like, hand modeling! huh? or-or magic! and you know nasas gonna wanna talk to us!",0 +joey,"how could this happen to me?! yesterday i had two tv shows! today, i got nothin’!",rachel,"well wait a minute, what happened to days of our lives?",1 +dr. long,"okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.",rachel,"umm, this is going to be fun. watch me freak out chandler. honey?",0 +ross,rach...,rachel,"but yknow, i could use a hand getting ready.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,hi.,1 +mrs green,"this is just so exciting. you know, i never worked. i went straight from my fathers house to the sorority house to my husbands house. i am just so proud of you.",rachel,so were back on?,0 +phoebe,"well, theres a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between ross and chandler. so good luck with that.",rachel,bye.,0 +joey,that’s not what she said last night.,rachel,she’s gone.,0 +phoebe,"hi, i have phoebe buffay returning a page. okay, well, um, shes in her car ill have to patch you through.",rachel,very nice touch.,1 +ross,"yknow what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what i do, i wonder how many people would go see a movie called, jurassic parka.",rachel,i like her.,0 +phoebe,whats up?,rachel,uhm... you havent told these guys what theyre doing in the wedding yet.,1 +phoebe,"if you wanted to punish them, you should’ve just made them hang out here!",rachel,shut up! shut up! shut up!!,0 +monica,not even close.,rachel,"okay, then yknow what? help me! i need help! i cant do this!",1 +ross,"okay, so what’s the matter?",rachel,i don’t want you to date her!,1 +roy,"no, no, youre right. who am i kidding? i should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. what am i gonna do? i mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. taking my clothes off in front of people is all i know.",rachel,"alright, okay.",0 +phoebe,"oh my god! no! shoo! kitty! no! no-no-no! shoo! come on, you! come on. crazy. oh my god.",rachel,what?,1 +mrs. green,"well, i kinda did. me. eight weeks of me.",rachel,"oh yeah. okay, see mom, the truth is i can do this on my own.",1 +joey,here you are,rachel,"well, what was it?",0 +ross,you promised you wouldnt say anything.,rachel,i know. ross still sees his pediatrician!!! i dont care!,1 +ross,"well, what-what would you do? rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?",rachel,"well, for starters i wouldve said the right name at my wedding!",1 +ross,you think?,rachel,"no, no-no, no-no, my point is that i kept coming back because, i wanted to see you.",0 +chandler,hello? hello?,rachel,"hello? mindy! hi! hey, how are you? yes, yes, ive heard, congratulations, that is so great. really? oh. okay. okay, well im working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... okay... great... great... all right, so ill, so ill see you tomorrow! okay.. okay... bye. oh god. oh god. oh god.",1 +jill,and y’know what i said to him? i’m gonna hire a lawyer and i’m gonna sue you and take all your money. then i’m gonna cut you off!,rachel,wow! what did he say?,1 +mindy,"hey, you.",rachel,"hey, you.... so, whats up?",1 +ross,"look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!",rachel,aaaaand....... hernia.,0 +joey,did i not just tell him?,rachel,"yes, you did.",1 +phoebe,"i—rachel, you can’t go! ross loves emily!",rachel,"yeah, i know, i know, i know he does. but i have to tell him how i feel! he deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.",1 +monica,"hey, rach, can you give me a hand with this box?",rachel,when is she leaving?,0 +monica,"so uh, joey and chanlder, i, i think its time that you take dr. greene over to your place.",rachel,"shh. in a minute, im gonna create a diversion. when i do, walk quickly to the door and dont look back.",0 +ross,"what, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?",rachel,uh-huh!,1 +melissa,"oh shut up more! now, are you friends with ralph?",rachel,im not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!,0 +chandler,oh! she’s growing inside you.,rachel,whoa!!,1 +phoebe,"rachel, listen—i mean, if you let me have him then i will really owe you one.",rachel,hi.,0 +joey,a year?!,rachel,do you have to go?,1 +monica,phoebe did the signs!,rachel,"hey you guys, i need some fashion advice.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"i dunno, but.. i think its about to attack the enterprise.",0 +monica,"no, im-im serious!",rachel,yes you did! you look happy and sick; you smoked!,0 +chandler,"yknow, ive had dates like this.",rachel,"boy, you really cant stand to lose, can you? your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...",1 +monica,its a diaper commercial.,rachel,what are you doing?,0 +monica,what?,rachel,"and on your anniversary, for shame!",0 +phoebe,thats a bird!,rachel,"ok, ok, its my turn.",1 +ross,"thats different, okay. thats like, uh who dated a stripper? or who did it on the back of the staton island ferry?.",rachel,were both of those joey?,1 +gavin,"because youve worked really hard, and its your job, and youre a little crazy.",rachel,but you told them you weren’t?,0 +monica,"i’m fine! i just, i’m thinking how much it’s an end of era.",rachel,what would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldnt tell me about?,0 +monica,"we think if you saw it, youd understand. i mean you guys were there. it is beautiful, isnt it?",rachel,yeah it is.,1 +monica,"anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?",rachel,no. i was just going to do this myself.,1 +monica,go!!,rachel,thanks. congratulations on your big break.,0 +ross,excuse me?,rachel,"well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?",1 +ross,"so rachel, whatre you, uh... whatre you up to tonight?",rachel,"well, i was kinda supposed to be headed for aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!",1 +monica,"well, i guess now we cant go.",rachel,you have knicks tickets?,0 +ross,"yknow, last night was embarrassing for you too.",rachel,"no, not really. i mean youve seen me naked hundreds of times.",1 +mr. zelner,just ah…,rachel,"no, no, no.� when you get home tomorrow night, you and i are going to be at the wizzards-knicks game . . .� courtside!",0 +ross,"hey, you’re right.",rachel,"okay uh, however…",0 +monica,hey! don’t be a baby!,rachel,thats true!,0 +ross,"you had a rough day, uh?",rachel,"he’s right, what she did was unforgivable.",0 +ross,"really like those macadamia nuts, huh?",rachel,yeah!,0 +monica,now? is it okay if i go out with chip matthews?,rachel,nooo! it’s not okay! i can’t believe you would want to after what he did to me!,1 +ross,hi! we’re visiting!,rachel,i can hear that!,0 +monica,go!!,rachel,what?!! stop it! stop it! oh my god!,1 +joey,that makes sense!,rachel,and the video camera?,1 +tag,my what?,rachel,"hi! i’m sorry, i know it’s after hours but i really need candy.",0 +ross,rachel. rachel rachel. i love you the most.,rachel,"oh, well you know who i love the most?",1 +monica,"no, sweetie, i-i trust you.",rachel,"so, if-if i mess this up, there’s nothing else for dessert?",1 +chandler,"hey, my father’s house does that!",rachel,i know i love you!,0 +phoebe,so?,rachel,"well, its embarrassing. people were looking at us like we were crazy.",1 +tom,sure!,rachel,rach…,0 +ross,good-good-good.,rachel,"uh, hey, rach let me ask you something. uh, i was just over there talking to monica and chandler, boy they are really tight.",0 +chandler,"ooh-hoo. very hot, very sexy. but ah, yknow she’s too international, yknow she’s never gonna be around.",rachel,so?,1 +ross,"alright, but you have to do one sometime.",rachel,let me just get this straight! so i go have a baby and they send some guy in to do my job?,1 +ross,"hey, can i, can i get in on that? because i’m kinda hungry myself.",rachel,"fine. hi! yes, i’d like to order a large pizza.",1 +monica,"okay, im sorry! im sorry! i-i-i was um, i was taking a nap.",rachel,whoo-hoo!,0 +ross,i really think they’re out of rooms.,rachel,"umm, nothing. i mean, i’m getting married next week.",0 +ross,"okay, yknow how you told me i should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?",rachel,"yeah, i told you to give emily whatever she wants.",1 +monica,"yes, it was!",rachel,"no, it wasnt. it was actually the…",1 +monica,hey!,rachel,"you guys arent doing anything tonight, are you?",1 +monica,"and yknow what, i just realised, in the last year i’ve only gone out with two guys, richard and julio. you gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.",rachel,"well, that shouldn’t be a problem. i mean i work in fashion and all i meet are eligible straight men.",1 +chandler,did she call? you-you told her i was sick right? always tell her i am sick!,rachel,"no, i-i just don’t know how you decide who to hire. i mean i’ve got it narrowed down to two people. one of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…",1 +joey,well he actually saw you a little bit too.,rachel,"noo! oh god we did—we didn’t, we didn’t uhh…",1 +monica,"remember back in freshman year? well, billy dreskin and i had sex on your bed.",rachel,"boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh ross?",0 +ross,"oh shoot, tomorrow’s not so good, i’m supposed to um, fall off the empire state building and land on a bicycle with no seat. sorry.",rachel,"ross, my father doesn’t hate you.",1 +phoebe,i know.,rachel,popes in a volkswagen! ...i love that joke.,0 +joey,"here she comes. hold on, i’m gonna make your life much easier.",rachel,"yeah, yeah! you sure this is what you want?",0 +mark,"are you sure, because we may have something at louis vuitton.",rachel,"well, screw charity work. whatve you got?",1 +chandler,are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? the chair that sit magazine called the chair of the year?,rachel,why? why would you do that?,0 +joey,i got it from monica. she sold it to me for a very reasonable price.,rachel,shes mine!,0 +phoebe,i dont know. i havent been out on a date in so long.,rachel,"phoebe, you had a date three days ago.",1 +phoebe,"all right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.",rachel,great!,0 +joey,"well, given that hes desperately in love with you, he probably wouldnt mind getting a cup of coffee or something.",rachel,"ross? all this time? well, ive got to talk to him.",1 +monica,hey!,rachel,i want to tell you to have a good honeymoon!,1 +ross,"ohh, i don’t think so.",rachel,"ross! i just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and joey made a deal!",1 +phoebe,good.,rachel,"umm pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that i was going to keep the uh, the cute guy’s cell phone?",1 +monica,you’re not dressed yet?! we’re supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!,rachel,well and clearly not a minute sooner.,1 +phoebe,"your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.",rachel,"no, no, no, no turtles scare me. i dont need that today.",1 +phoebe,good god man don’t anger it.,rachel,"ross, it is 100 degrees outside. for the first time in weeks, i am somewhat comfortable.",1 +phoebe,"and no, oh please, oh please let me finish. oh i guess that was it.",rachel,okay. okay. it’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be monica’s made of honor.,1 +ross,really? wh-whats wrong?,rachel,"i dont know! i think its kind of serious! oh, you know... i was watching this thing on tv this morning about... newcastle disease... and i think i might have it!!",1 +joey,"like a goalie, right?",rachel,"yeah. look joey, it’s enough all right?! you keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—i’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!",1 +monica,"when i take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.",rachel,hey! you smell like perfume and cigarettes.,0 +joey,"rach! rachel! okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.",rachel,oh great!,1 +joey,hey! hiya!,rachel,"hey! hey, cute jacket!",1 +ross,we’re so lucky.,rachel,we really are.,1 +ross,"listen, i’m ah, i’m sorry i’ve been so crazy and jealous and, it’s just that i like you a lot, so...",rachel,i know.,1 +ross,"i’m sorry, okay, i’m sorry. i wa-i was disgusted with myself, and this morning i was so, i was so upset and then i got your message and i was so happy, and all i wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.",rachel,"whoa!! whoa, whoa, wait a minute. what time did your little friend leave? oh my god. she was there? she was still there? she was in there, when i was in there?!",1 +phoebe,then why did she ask us to…,rachel,"i am still talking!! and then you chase away the one guy that i actually liked! i mean, no offense to you guys. really! i mean congratulations on all the cash, and-and y’know——wow! you do have very soft hair! but i would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! good-bye! now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!",1 +joey,no.,rachel,yes you did!,1 +monica,well theres not much we can do.,rachel,clearly i did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.,0 +chandler,oh yes! oh yes!,rachel,that’s the perfect amount!,0 +mr. geller,screw it! i’m having one.,rachel,hey chandler!,1 +joey,"mom, so what did you think?",rachel,oh... uh... look... before you...,0 +joey,"rach, these are for you.",rachel,"okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending christmas with me?",0 +ross,can i use.. either thumb?,rachel,that’s awesome! that’s great! what made you do it?!,0 +joey,"come on! when you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!",rachel,allll done!,1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,oh god. oh i can’t believe joey tribbiani heard me throw up!,1 +ross,do you feel better?,rachel,"no, not really. you’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now i have to pee. sorry.",1 +chandler,"because, i-i should’ve called! y’know if i had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would’ve gone out with nick, and they would’ve ended up in bed together. i threw her at his man nipples!",rachel,of course i am!,0 +monica,really?,rachel,you know what the best part about this is? i can never be fired.,0 +ross,oww!,rachel,"yeah, you like that baby? may we help you?",1 +ross,"okay, okay, fine, you’re right. let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something..",rachel,whats that smile? did something happen with you two?,0 +phoebe,"oh... mikes sister just invited me to a party tonight, hes gonna be there. and she was like oh, dont worry! i asked him. hes totally ok with seeing you!. so now i have to go so hell think that im totally ok with seeing him!",rachel,"which youre not, because youve totally hung up on him!",1 +phoebe,"well, i dont know if thats such a good idea. they clearly dont want to be with us.",rachel,"not enough pills in the world, rach. what about you, youre the single one, seen anybody in there you like?",0 +monica,please!,rachel,were here!,0 +chandler,are you serious?,rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,"i don’t wanna know what monica got me. y’know? i mean, look, i’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and i, look we have to put these back, this is not what christmas is about.",rachel,"whatever linus, i’m opening mine.",1 +phoebe,yeah but why didnt you just say that you didnt read the book?!,rachel,"be-because i didnt want him to think i was stupid! i mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!",1 +ross,"ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? im fine, im fine.",rachel,what?,0 +ross,pants off bing!,rachel,"alright. now that im back, why dont you just fill me in on what youve been up to?",1 +melissa,yeah?,rachel,joey’s!,0 +phoebe,you like joey?,rachel,"shhhhh! phoebe! all right, look. i have a little thing for him.",1 +joey,"oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. yeah, ross got it for me.",rachel,"well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?",1 +ross,yeah. i guess i can cut him some slack.,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,"uh, we were at the spelling bee!",rachel,and i won!,1 +ross,"ohh, yeah i already have one.",rachel,what? who?,1 +phoebe,why not?,rachel,"i don’t know, let me think. i was walking down the street thinking, ‘i’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!",1 +monica,"ok, hey rach?",rachel,"happy, happy chanukah, chandler and monica. very merry…",0 +ross,"yeah, but this can’t be it, i mean.",rachel,"thank you, happy holidays.",0 +joey,oh.,rachel,"i’m talking about a bet, winner takes all.",1 +barry,you-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!,rachel,oh that’s right! i’m sorry! i-i am early! finish! please!!,1 +ross,"please, please stay with me. i am so in love with you. please, dont go.",rachel,oh my god.,1 +joey,you dont know!,rachel,"all right, how about i go over there and i will walk into chandlers bedroom and i will see that thing that i think that i know is actually",1 +ross,"yeah. maybe today is just, close call day.",rachel,close call day.,1 +monica,"oh, its perfect.",rachel,"oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! shes at such a cute age. oh, a couple things. now that shes eating solid food, she poops around the clock. and watch out for your hair, cause she likes to grab it. and oh, shes also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... thanks, you guys. have fun! chandler : suddenly i wish i was reading my own name.",1 +chandler,i—no! i didnt read the box before i opened it. and you cant return a box after youve opened the box.,rachel,"why, why not?",1 +ross,i have to say tupolo honey by van morrison.,rachel,do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?,0 +joey,hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?,rachel,did you get the grant?,0 +ross,"oh my god! thats rachel naked! i cant look at that! i am looking at this. okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—unless she wants me to be looking at that. she knows im home. she knows i can see her. what kind of game is she playing? i think maybe someones lonely tonight. oh-ho, dr. geller! stop it! youre being silly! or, am i?",rachel,did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!,0 +ross,fine by me!!,rachel,"i dont want to be single, okay? i just... i just- i just wanna be married again!",0 +monica,"mom says its all of manhattan, parts of brooklyn and queens, and they have no idea when its coming back on.",rachel,"wow, you guys, this is big.",1 +ross,oh.,rachel,"no-no-no! no, no, no, we’re not married.",1 +phoebe,"dear ms. buffay. thank you for calling attention to our error. we have credited your account with five hundred dollars. were sorry for the inconvenience, and hope youll accept this- -football phone as our free gift. do you believe this?! now i have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!",rachel,what bank is this?,1 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,"hey! joey, would you mind giving me and ross a hand moving his couch?",1 +ross,"well she should, it was taken ten years ago!",rachel,new york.,0 +chandler,"see, i’m not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?",rachel,"well, so what does he do?",1 +chandler,"hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! okay? if she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. so you might as well just let me go.",rachel,"oh, damn it!",0 +joey,"youre a pain in my ass, geller!",rachel,"oh, now youre tellin us how you feel.",0 +ross,"a big idiot. just you have to realize is, this whole mark thing is kinda hard for me.",rachel,"honey, why is it hard, i mean weve been together for almost a year now?",1 +joey,oh man! arent you guys done yet?!,rachel,"joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner phoebe breaks chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"hey, and then lunch.",rachel,but i was dr. drake remoray. how can i go from bein a neurosurgeon to drivin a cab?,0 +joey,"oh uh, it didn’t work out.",rachel,"okay, well ross, what is this really about?",0 +monica,a kiss? what are you talking about?,rachel,"ohh, umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.",0 +joey,ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. that-that-that’s really just to show where the baby would go. y’know why don’t i hold on to him so that there’s no confusion?,rachel,"but joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud.",1 +joey,"vell, eva, veve done some excellent vork here, and i vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.",rachel,god. i feel violated.,1 +ross,whos laughing now?,rachel,i know!,1 +chandler,great! this babyd better to be really good.,rachel,"oh, i was thinking about having people over for the game.",0 +monica,ow!!,rachel,we should defiantly play football more often. maybe there’s a like league we could join or something.,1 +monica,not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet!,rachel,happy thoughts! happy thoughts! this leads to wrestling on the floor. this finally angers phoebe.),0 +joey,wow... i did not see this coming.,rachel,i know.,1 +bonnie,really?!,rachel,ohh!,1 +gavin,you hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. i used to be arodeo clown.,rachel,"all right. look. gavin...i...i guess i felt guilty that you were here, which i shouldnt. you know ross and i are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know its just...i dont know, im sorry, im just all over the place.",1 +chandler,y’know what? forget it! we are just hungry! we have not had lunch! we are just light-headed! so let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.,rachel,yeah and we’ll drop it off downstairs so that we’re not tempted.,1 +melissa,"aww, look who’s being suddenly shy. you can’t tell me you don’t feel what i feel. nobody can kiss that good and not mean it.",rachel,i-i-i-i’m just…i’m just a good kisser!,1 +joey,"he said that he wasn’t gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what he’s gonna do is have you evicted—i’ll see you later.",rachel,": right. hey, ahh, you wanna come? marge has a girlfriend.",0 +chandler,...and boogie!,rachel,"oh yeah, your microwave. the stereo.",0 +joey,no that’s all right. don’t worry about it.,rachel,"y’know i remember when uh, when i was in college, we used to…",0 +joey,"okay umm, i just came by to tell you that i…want to have dinner with you tonight. that’s all.",rachel,sure! that sounds great! just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. okay?,1 +katie,okay. it was nice to see you.,rachel,"oh and it was great to see you too. and you look fantastic, although you missed a button.",1 +ross,"oh sure, come here! sure you can! uh, look come here look, it’s-it’s-it’s, it’s right there .",rachel,"oh. oh, it’s beautiful. i see it now.",1 +ross,"no. no. you-you cant help. i mean, i kinda have to do this without your help.",rachel,it could happen.,0 +ross,all i have to do is close my eyes. see? woo-hoo!!,rachel,there’s no ‘or’ in mind. what is wrong with these pants?!!,0 +mrs. green,i just had the greatest idea! i’m gonna come live with you!,rachel,"its not right what emily wants you to do! she is totally--owww!! stop pinching me! look, now you guys said i only had to keep my mouth shut as long as ross was happy, right? well he just told me that hes not entirely happy.",0 +phoebe,i suppose i could tell her its just all my fault.,rachel,ohh thatd be great!,1 +ross,"ah, yeah. we had a really good talk.",rachel,oh! thats great!,1 +ross,"when i happened to look through the window and i see you kissing a guy you know, for what? a week?",rachel,"look, i dont have to answer your questions! okay? im a big boy, i can do whatever i want!",0 +joey,"yeah, with my mom. yeah, not so much with my dad.",rachel,why not?,1 +phoebe,"oh! yeah, y’know you and ross are still married.",rachel,what?!!,1 +ross,right.,rachel,i dont know. maybe.,0 +chandler,"yeah, well, i don’t dance at weddings.",rachel,why not?,1 +ross,"huh? yeah! yes, of course!",rachel,"okay. thank you! thank you! because—im sorry, all right. because yknow what? she didnt want me—not important. the point is, i was right. your decision. okay? i was right. your decision.",1 +monica,"well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men ive ever been with.",rachel,really? wow! it looks like i had some trouble staying inside the lines.,0 +joey,"so, system kinda broke down huh?!",rachel,"oh joey, i’m sorry i just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. and y’know we got to talking and i…",1 +joanna,"rachel, please, don’t make a scene.",rachel,there’s nobody here!,1 +chandler,"yeah! you graduated magma ku laude, right?",rachel,no.,1 +ross,what?!,rachel,"no, no, it’s just my tooth.",0 +amy,"well, i dont need you to help me, because i already know what im going to do with my life.",rachel,i brought you something.,0 +ross,"no, no, really, i’ve got to take the car back anyway, i’m spending all day tomorrow with ben, it’s fine, no guilt i promise.",rachel,i suppose i could tell her its just all my fault.,0 +melissa,oh my god! ray-ray green?!,rachel,melissa!,1 +monica,can you believe phoebe got pregnant?!,rachel,oh y’know what honey? let’s not talk about that right now?,1 +ross,"ah, and where is joey?",rachel,i said its still nap time.,1 +luisa,no!,rachel,"oh, cmon, luisa!",1 +ross,"i won’t date. i’ll uh, i’ll be here, with you, all the time.",rachel,really? but i’m being so unreasonable.,1 +mike,"hey, i forgot my scarf.",rachel,"who cares, and?",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"well, if it makes you feel any better, i made a fool out of myself.",1 +ross,"listen, im- im sorry i was so hard on you before, its just i...",rachel,"oh, ross, cmon. its my fault, i almost lost your...",1 +joey,"i’d say, come again. no-no, wait i-i-i know this one, i know this one, uh…",rachel,"time’s up, now your dead.",1 +ross,"i know, i know it was stupid.",rachel,"are you kidding?! with the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! it was…really wonderful! did you just make that up?",1 +chandler,ow!,rachel,how—how did end up in vermont with that awful witch?!,1 +joey,damnit phoebe!!,rachel,"okay, i have to tell you something that i have never admitted during our entire friendship! but, when we were in high school i made out with james farrell even when i knew that you liked him! wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! okay, you go!",1 +ross,celebrities i’m allowed to sleep with.,rachel,oh my god! you are giving this a lot of thought.,1 +monica,"yeah, well, ill take a little crying any day over howard-the-i-win-guy. i win! i win! i went out with the guy for two months—i didnt get to win once.",rachel,how did we end up with these jerks? were good people!,1 +monica,hey guys!,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,why-why can’t you take a couple of days off?,rachel,"because, i can’t! ross, i told you, no. i can’t.",1 +chandler,"hey, yknow, i have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. the bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.",rachel,"chandler? its alan, he wants to speak to you.",1 +ross,fine.,rachel,thank you.,1 +ross,"yeah, huh.",rachel,i’ve got some bad news.,1 +phoebe,we should help him!,rachel,"i… well, i don’t think they need any help.",1 +phoebe,30 seconds.,rachel,"i uhm... well, i sang... well actually i rapped... baby got back...",0 +mark,"well, then he’s, he’s probably just, out.",rachel,"well, gosh. that makes me feel so special and good.",0 +ross,"i will be! listen, i don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. okay?",rachel,hey,0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,with ross and my sister?,1 +joey,"well, you gotta give him something that he can’t say no too. like uh, knicks tickets! invite the guy to a knicks game, you’re guaranteed he’ll say yes!",rachel,"it’s okay, i’m ready.",0 +monica,"so, phoebe runs weird huh?",rachel,"okay, i gotta go to work.",0 +monica,did he just say ‘monica bang’?,rachel,"back when you and rachel were together, if chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?",0 +phoebe,"so have you decided on a band for the wedding? because, y’know, i’m kinda musical.",rachel,"yeah pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. i doubt she’s even had time to…",1 +monica,ohh. and i don’t even have a date.,rachel,ahh—oy! that was the underwear i was wearing that night in london. right monica?,0 +ross,"ross, uh and uh, id just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for rachel to come here tonight. and, uh, for the record she did not run out on barry because she had syphilis. what are you doing im serious. uh, the reason she walked out on, on barry is simply that she didnt love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me cheers.",rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,"okay. we are at a rest stop on route 27. okay. there is no route 27. okay, either 93 or 76?",rachel,"i don’t know, i’m sorry, i always slept in the back when we drove up here.",1 +charlie,wow!,rachel,even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..,0 +ross,what? that’s great. that is great. what did we just finish talking about ben?!,rachel,oh i…,1 +ross,what?,rachel,"i’m sorry, i was just reading the joke below it. man, that one is funny.",1 +ross,you can live with me.,rachel,what?!,1 +joey,what?,rachel,"y’know, all the women.",1 +ross,can i talk to you for a minute?,rachel,and for you?,0 +ross,"but we havent seen each other since then. well i land in china, guess whos in charge of the dig.",rachel,"whoa! whoa!! tackled by a girl! bet ya don’t see that everyday, do ya?",0 +monica,"oh, absolutely. yeah, you know im not even thinking about that thing that were not supposed to think about.",rachel,here we go again.,0 +mrs green,"thats fine. i never did it. i just thought i might. so, whats new in sex?",rachel,you mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with monica’s guest towels?,0 +ross,"no, hey, well, i-i completely understand. you were, you were stressed.",rachel,i was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.,1 +phoebe,rachel?,rachel,yeah?,1 +phoebe,"hey oh, rach wait! do you want to go to a movie tonight?",rachel,"oh umm, uh we don’t sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street.",0 +phoebe,me too!,rachel,"really? who would, who would you marry?",1 +joey,"i told you not to move it! rach, how would you feel if say, i wanted to move you mom, and you said don’t, and i did it anyway and her head fell off?",rachel,"all right, so lets switch.",0 +ross,"this feels perfectly normal. ok, get on the swing!",rachel,ok... o-k...,1 +jill,"sorry i’m late, what’s up?",rachel,that old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.,0 +ross,"i don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?",rachel,how do you know about that?,1 +joshua,i’m sorry.,rachel,"i uh, i have two tickets to the knicks game tonight if you’re interested, just as a thank you for this week.",1 +joey,"rach look, i really don’t think that’s such a great…",rachel,"okay, you go do it! i’ll come back to that set! i’ll meet more actors! i’ll meet ‘em all!",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,is monica here?,1 +ross,rach!,rachel,im gonna miss these little guys. it was nice having birds around again.,0 +receptionist,have a seat through the glass doors.,rachel,through the glass doors.,1 +monica,i think she’s here.,rachel,"no! wait! wait-wait! ross, please!",1 +mark,"all right, all right, i’m coming over, and i’m bringing chinese food.",rachel,im okay.,0 +barry,"....mindy. mindy, of course mindy, it was always mindy.",rachel,"no me, i am so sorry...",0 +chandler,"okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.",rachel,"oh, you thought, huh? yeah, well that didn’t really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! what are you?! a moron!! huh?! it says d-13! okay?! look you’re surrounded by even numbers!! did that give you some clue?!",0 +ross,"oh hey! hey uh, you remember the necklace i gave you last year? can i see it?",rachel,"like when i want a job, i go to an audition and if i’m the best of the people they see, they give me the part.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,bye.,0 +ross,right!,rachel,"yeah, you know, was i looking forward to going to paris? sure. you know, was i excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? ooh, absolutely... oh...! yeah, but you know, this is... its fine. im fine going back to a job where ive pretty much gotten everything out of that i possibly can...",1 +amy,"uh.. to name a few. you know.. you know.. youve just always been like this. you just have to have everything. and i couldnt have anything. like in junior high, when you stole timmy from me. i mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?",rachel,timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!,1 +phoebe,really? it doesnt have anything coming out of it. or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?,rachel,oh! theres nothing above your bed!!,1 +joey,"hey, i’m with you. he even asked me if i thought you’d go out with him.",rachel,"its okay, these things happen.",0 +mr. geller,"honey, relationships are hard. like with your mom and me. you know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. it seems her father, your grandfather, wanted her to travel around europe, like he did. of course, he got to do it on uncle sams nickel, because he was also strafing german troop trains at the time. however,",rachel,"okay, here we go. im jabbas prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. what? honey, what is it? did i get it wrong? did i get the hair wrong? what? did you just picture it differently? what? what?",1 +ross,"look—okay, i’m just gonna—i’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back! okay? you-you make sure monica does not find out, okay?",rachel,what’s up? tell monica i’m sorry. tell her yourself!,0 +jill,"yeah but maybe that’s a good thing. y’know i’m doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe i should try dating a geek too!",rachel,"yeah but, you don’t, you don’t, you don’t want to try to much too fast. y’know? i mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast don’t you?",1 +monica,nooo!,rachel,so what movie do you want to see—and not another one i have to read. okay? i get enough of that from books.,0 +joey,i’ll tell you about it later. be cool.,rachel,"no no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar.",0 +joey,"all right, and over there is brady’s pub where i like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.",rachel,"my chest hurts! oh, and now i-i can’t breathe.",0 +chandler,"hello? oh, uh, rachel, its the visa card people.",rachel,"what are you doing here, santa?",0 +ben,don’t talk to me now!,rachel,"awww, just like his daddy.",1 +chandler,"well, no, although i did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.",rachel,"the lights, please..",1 +joey,no they can’t! they were stupid enough to get knocked up!,rachel,i’m trudie.,0 +will,look at her standing there with those yams! my two greatest enemies ross: rachel green and complex carbohydrates.,rachel,"look rach i-i’m sorry, okay? i…i was a stupid kid, okay? the only reason i joined…",0 +mrs. geller,rachels coming up the path. doesnt she look pretty. jack...,rachel,oh my god.,1 +chandler,"okay, so you will meet our guys?",rachel,"no. no. not it. not it. not it. don’t crowd me! this is it! this is the dress! oh my god, it’s perfect! i’m sorry, this one’s taken! whoa!",0 +ross,guess what? i made emma laugh today.,rachel,you what? and i missed it? because i was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?,1 +ross,"what?! while she’s been going through this hell, you’ve been making money?! you’re betting on your friend staying in this misery?!",rachel,okay fine! i keep betting phoebe that you’re gonna have the baby and i don’t want to lose again!,0 +phoebe,"great, all right, okay, and monica ask me to make the drumming stop.",rachel,um... done!,1 +joey,"well, that is a large piece of television equipment. and uh that is an old man! hey old man!",rachel,still going through that dry spell with carol?,0 +ross,"so i told carl, ‘nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.’ but of course this went in one ear and out.....",rachel,"oh no. no-no-no, don’t do that! how could i live with myself if i knew i was depriving the world of your music.",0 +chandler,did she look 16?,rachel,"ohh, there’s a picture of her in the yearbook actually.",1 +amy,"you know what? when i moved in here i thought: this is gonna be so great. just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid jill... oh! who has gotten fat by the way...",rachel,ahh.,0 +chandler,"well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend and her brother, i can’t do that we promised we’d make each other gifts this year.",rachel,"no, i mean it’s okay, i mean, they’re-they’re my friends. in fact, i-i-i was married to one of them.",0 +ross,they did?,rachel,so how did everything go?,0 +chandler,"if i help, we can find em faster!",rachel,thats right!,1 +phoebe,"hey, you know what might help you deal with it? think of it this way, you and emily are in the past and you cant be mad about the past. so are you still mad about the louisiana purchase?",rachel,"pheebs, i don’t think anyones mad about that.",1 +phoebe,"well, it’s better than us deciding.",rachel,oh my.,0 +monica,i don’t remember. do you wanna take a walk?,rachel,"yeah, i do.",1 +chandler,"absolutely! y’know, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.",rachel,all right.,0 +chandler,"oh, hey!",rachel,"and then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!",0 +joey,im listening.,rachel,"oh, tons, im quite the woodsman.",0 +monica,which one was pete carney?,rachel,"yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!",0 +joey,well what do i know?! i’m not a doctor!,rachel,but i—but everything is okay. i’m fine!,1 +phoebe,"no, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800. ‘cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. yeah, every big utah-based company has one.",rachel,"yeah, i thought you knew that.",0 +man,its the police!,rachel,okay. and get ready to taste my very special cranberries. or should i say... chanberries!,0 +ross,yeah? okay.,rachel,ooh! ow!!,1 +monica,: honey why dont you just let it go and ask her out again.,rachel,"ahh, that’s what your grandmother’s hands looked like when we found her.",0 +ross,"itll be nice to get this off finally, wont it? yes it will. or we can leave it on for now, thats fine.",rachel,least of all you.,0 +ross,ezels!!,rachel,i don’t know.,0 +phoebe,"okay, im gonna go too. im gonna go to the airport. i figure if i hang around there long enough, someones bound to leave one of those planes unattended.",rachel,"hey lady, your day’s over! it’s my turn!",0 +monica,yes its true.,rachel,"okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?",1 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"oh, so everythings okay?",1 +joey,"oh, id love too, but i got acting class. but yknow what? i guess i can blow that off, for you.",rachel,"ooh, i do! i do! i do!",0 +ross,and you know i wanted to ask charlie out since the day i met her.,rachel,"oh, i know... i know its been really hard for you.",1 +chandler,"is that a hint? because we love you doctor connelly but we dont think wed want you to be our child! wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!",rachel,"hi! ok, youre ready to go pick up phoebe and go shopping?",1 +ross,man! did you see the kid on that nose?,rachel,"uh well umm…we’re just not in that place, y’know? but we’re very excited about this.",0 +ross,what about the guy from the bar?,rachel,what? who?,1 +phoebe,you know?!!!,rachel,i know! i mean it’s not like we weren’t cool about it.,0 +ross,"i uh, went to a bar. and then i just uh, just walked around for a while.",rachel,"so ah, whatcha watching?",0 +phoebe,good idea!,rachel,i have this feeling that somethings wrong with it. something is wrong with the left philange.,0 +monica,how?,rachel,you’re out of toilet paper!,1 +monica,check your numbers! make me rich!,rachel,"guys, youre not gonna believe this! i was just saying goodnight to emma and she said her first words!!",1 +phoebe,"you just abandoned your whole belief system. i mean, before, i didnt agree with you, but at least i respected you. how, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? how, how are you going to face the other science guys? how, how are you going to face yourself? oh! that was fun. so whos hungry?",rachel,i am. let me just get my coat.,1 +mr. treeger,": ‘cause you’re a little princess! daddy, buy me a pizza. daddy, buy me a candy factory. daddy, make the cast of cats sing happy birthday to me…",rachel,i didn’t… i never said that.,1 +tag,like what?,rachel,but you did say it,0 +monica,toe the line. thread the needle. think outside the box!,rachel,"whoa, wait, listen, i think i’m just gonna talk to ross about what he think it meant.",1 +monica,"then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… i’ve been watching too much porn.",rachel,the name was my favourite part!,0 +monica,"fine! dont be my friends! ill buy new friends! yeah, and then ill pay for their plastic surgery so theyd look just like you!",rachel,are we really in montreal?!,0 +phoebe,its...,rachel,what?,0 +monica,what are you doing here? i thought you had to do inventory all day.,rachel,"well yeah, i do, but i decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend monica. yknow i-i feel that we dont talk anymore. how are you? what is new with you?",1 +joey,ohh!,rachel,thank you. oh joey and look at this crib! it’s so cute!,1 +jill,"i’m sorry rachel, i’m sorry…",rachel,here she is! rachel : hi you guys!,0 +joey,"look, i don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! y’know? they should just watch tv after school like i did and i turned out fine!",rachel,"okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell sergei that i really like his suit.",0 +ross,"see, i told you!",rachel,"wow! are you here to make another donation the same day? i don’t think that that’s ever happened before. phoebe : gay, go. mike : oh my god, i love your shirt!",0 +phoebe,really?! ‘cause y’know that hurts.,rachel,so what?! y’know what? the way i see it——ow! son of a bitch!!,1 +chandler,"where did you, when did you, how did you... how did you get a girl like that?",rachel,"yeah, so what is she, like a... like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?",1 +joey,ms. monroe… oh there you go.,rachel,"so, eh. i made out with adrienne and you made out with missy. well i guess were even.",0 +joey,no that’s all right. don’t worry about it.,rachel,oh but look! that’s gonna leave a stain!,1 +chandler,"come on, ross? remember back in college, when he fell in love with carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?",rachel,what did you just say?,1 +joey,ohh yeah.,rachel,you’re not a lefty?,0 +chandler,"yes, the doctors say if they remove it, hell die.",rachel,whos this from?,1 +kathy,hey rachel!,rachel,hi!,1 +paul,nope! that never happened to me!,rachel,"well, you’re lucky you never met that bitch sharon majesky. anyway, umm… the rest of you life, y’know? any regrets?",1 +phoebe,maybe you could be my roommate!,rachel,better.,0 +joey,"oh rachel look, dont say that, i think you just need a hug from joey. come on. come on. shes back! hot girls back!",rachel,"ohh, well im not totally back yet, but thank you.",1 +phoebe,"please...wait, how did you do that?",rachel,"ahh, no thanks. no chicken, bye-bye then.",0 +chandler,"well, no, actually she uh, asked me if i wanted to get a drink.",rachel,connected? i mean.. to what? shes.. shes a lump.,0 +ross,what?,rachel,"well, this is really awkward oh, and i can leave!",1 +phoebe,"oh god, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! the bride is pregnant. the groom is missing. and i’m still holding this.",rachel,right.,0 +monica,"did i miss it? rachel, i-i want you to know that, if it’s positive, we’re gonna…",rachel,oh i know. i know.,1 +ross,"uh, rach, do you want me to shuffle those?",rachel,"no, but if youre willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance",0 +phoebe,yeah… that does sound great. im going to get the phone.,rachel,what? wait! why…why do you get the story?,1 +joey,well you’re whippin’ so slow! can’t you do it any faster?,rachel,"joey! come on! i don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? this is the only dessert and if i screw it up everybodys gonna be like “oh, remember that thanksgiving when rachel screwed up the trifle?”",1 +melissa,what?,rachel,"remember?! we—come on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops…",1 +dr. green,i just called a friend of mine.,rachel,yeah?,1 +phoebe,"hmm, y’know there’s another word for people like that. losers!",rachel,"uh rach, if you’re gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.",0 +ross,"okay, can we just sign please?",rachel,uh-hmm.,1 +ross,you don’t have a valid driver’s license—okay that is it! pull over right now!,rachel,oh ross you’re so tense! you just gotta relax okay? just need to relax all right? just need to relax…,1 +monica,"yeah, thats a big step.",rachel,i know...,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,and remember how i said i was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang i could just pick it up?,1 +chandler,"oh, its gonna be okay.",rachel,"okay, its in spasm.",0 +chandler,"�jeremiah was a bullfrog. was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but i helped himdrink his wine.� so you just touch yourself for anything?",rachel,"wow, it’s like a dirty math problem.",0 +ross,"well, it was the only thing to do there that didnt have a line.",rachel,"oh, david, i, i think you are a sweeping sorta fella. i mean, youre a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicists body.",0 +joey,whats happenin?,rachel,"yeah, its a real shame you cant make it to that one-woman show tonight.",1 +ross,"you know what i dont care. the only person i cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says shes not even gonna go. look rach, im sorry. okay. look, i-i wa, i was a jerk. im sorry i yelled. i want you there, i need you there. look, what, what can i do that can show you how much, how much i want you to be there.",rachel,"no, no, no, now wait, wa, wa, waa-it a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. that actually, uh, that sounds interesting.",1 +monica,you can not do this.,rachel,me too.,0 +joey,"yeah, it’s okay. i know what a mainsail is. i know, i know to duck when the boom comes across. i-i know port is right.",rachel,"come on. hello? i’m sorry you have the wrong number. okay, i’ll call you later dad. i love you.",0 +chandler,you don’t have it.,rachel,joey is having a secret days of our lives party up on the roof!,0 +ross,"come on chappy, do your business. make! ma-ake! i did not sign on for this.",rachel,"terry, i, i, i know that i havent worked here very long, but i was wondering, do you think it would be possible if i got a $100 advance in my salary?",1 +paul,okay.,rachel,she is gonna hate me.,0 +monica,"hi, nancy. hi, its monica geller. im good. listen, im looking for a job in tulsa. well yeah, my husband has been relocated...because i love him! no, i dont want a job in new york. javo is looking? oh my god! he asked for me personally? oh my god! oh, wow, this is really flattering, but im moving to tulsa. yeah, so if you would tell javo ill take it!",rachel,"well, you got here just in time. i really have to go buddy.",0 +monica,hey! don’t be a baby!,rachel,well i…,1 +chandler,hey!,rachel,"so uh, heard you had some fun with tag last night.",1 +woman,let go!,rachel,cleveland.,0 +joey,"don’t start doing that. you can’t do that rach, ‘cause then you’re gonna make me do that. oh, here we go!",rachel,can i?,1 +monica,saucy!,rachel,what are these?,1 +gavin,so i had fun last night,rachel,so did i,1 +chandler,pierce brosnan?,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +joey,and you’ll be nice?,rachel,your own boat?,0 +susie,"ill be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time ill get to see your underwear.",rachel,"agh, what a jerk. i kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. i mean, naturally, you know, i said no.",1 +phoebe,ooh! we have a problem.,rachel,"oh, why is it unfair?",0 +ross,"oh please, can’t i come to your special, magical cabin?",rachel,not likely. cause you see that body bag right there,0 +julie,...and this guy...,rachel,"yeah, thats kinda what i meant by bye!",0 +bonnie,thanks! you too.,rachel,you said she was bald.,1 +joey,"yeah. why—yeah, that would work for ya…",rachel,yeah. the doctor got the k out. he also found an m and an o.,0 +ross,naked friends.,rachel,hey.,1 +ross,actually it’s more like this.,rachel,you’re a weird lady.,0 +ross,"that’s correct! this is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound?",rachel,hey guy!,0 +ross,"hey, y’know, y’know what would make me really happy?",rachel,"i bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a vcr in our hotel room... wed never even have to go outside!",0 +phoebe,"oh. aw, forget it.",rachel,"yeah, you know what we should all do? we should play that game where everyone says one thing that theyre thankful for.",1 +monica,"uh, so, uh, rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, i mean, its only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with ross or should i just throw it out?",rachel,"i dont know. i dont know... i thought about it all the way there, and i thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, yknow, its ross. yknow what i mean? i mean, its ross.",1 +ross,"uhh, it was okay. yeah, it was fun.",rachel,im going to do it.,0 +ross,is everything okay?,rachel,"yeah, everything’s fine!",1 +chandler,"hey, no, ive never been lower or wetter. ill be fine. ill just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin, you know, put the foosball table in there.",rachel,"that is not a tattoo, that is a nothing. i finally got her back in the chair, bairly touched her with a needle, she jumped up screaming, and that was it.",1 +chandler,"oh-ho, yeah!",rachel,what are you guys doing?,0 +joey,you said you didn’t want to go.,rachel,i don’t. but i would still like to be acknowledged. what? just because i’m pregnant you think i’m invisible.,1 +chandler,did she look 16?,rachel,"y’know what? she’d-she’d love this. uh, it’s an exact replica of apollo 8. i made it in the sixth grade.",0 +gavin,so what if it was? i thought there was nothing going on between you two...,rachel,sorry. monica and chandler are making love.,0 +danny,"id love to ask you in, but uh, my sisters visiting and i think shes asleep on the couch.",rachel,"guys, come on! lets go! the puck drops in 20 minutes! come on, joe!",0 +joey,hey! you guys! remember that audition i had a while ago and didn’t get the part?,rachel,the commercial?,1 +joey,hey jessica.,rachel,hey jess.,1 +phoebe,"oh my god, you guys are selling the entertainment center?",rachel,why? i love that thing.,1 +ross,"damn, this coffee’s cold! hey rach, do you mind if i heat this up on your loins?",rachel,"y’know, i can not believe you told him, joey!",1 +ross,your good friend?,rachel,"molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?",0 +phoebe,oh!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!!!,rachel,phoebe that’s not true.,0 +ross,"oh, no-no-no don’t you worry about me falling asleep. i still have your letter!!!",rachel,"and hey! just so you know, it’s not that common! it doesn’t happen to every guy! and it is a big deal!!",1 +monica,"rachel, whatre you gonna say to him?",rachel,h-hes in china!,0 +ross,"that’s okay, i mean it was just two-week thing anyway, i just didn’t want it to end this way, y’know?",rachel,"joey, i can’t believe you would do that for me.",0 +monica,pleased to meet you. so youre coming to rachels party tonight?,rachel,"oh no no no no no, gavin cant, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.",1 +joshua,also large?,rachel,"yeah! okay, two larges coming right up!",1 +joey,"all right, you got it.",rachel,what?!,0 +ross,"rach, i told you, you cant call him every time any little thing comes up.",rachel,"dr. gettleman is finishing up with a patient, he should be out shortly.",0 +phoebe,"oh, i wasn’t talking about his karma.",rachel,"well, so, umm, anyway umm, i’ve been, i’ve been looking for my father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?",0 +phoebe,"hey!! get your ass back here, tribbiani!!",rachel,hormones!,1 +ross,"everyone, this is julie.",rachel,julie.,1 +phoebe,"im telling you! oh, okay! this is the part of the musical where thered be a really good convincing song. bam-bam, dont take no for an answer. bam-bam, dont let love fly away. bam-bam-bam-bam...",rachel,hi!,1 +ross,i fell asleep!,rachel,you fell asleep?!,1 +ross,right. good night.,rachel,good night.,1 +monica,"i mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, i would. but this is something i’ve been waiting for my whole life.",rachel,all right then. bye.,0 +ross,"no, look, uh. you are upset about your father and youre feeling vulnerable and i just dont feel it would be right, id feel like id be, you know, taking advantage of you.",rachel,"taking advantage? im giving you the advantage, enjoy!",1 +joey,bye-bye. i did it!,rachel,...poulet passes it up to leetch!,0 +phoebe,"oh, come on will! just take off your shirt and tell us!",rachel,uhh do it?,0 +phoebe,"yeah, i’m sure that happened.",rachel,it-it did!,1 +chandler,hey hey! wheres the birthday girl?,rachel,weekend at bernie’s.,0 +danny,yeah?,rachel,"hi! you might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.",1 +joey,"oh uh-uh yeah, i think that…",rachel,well do you love him?,0 +paul,"honey i made a reservation at china garden, is that okay?",rachel,"chandler, i-i will handle this! how much is it?",0 +gavin,for what?,rachel,"rach, thanks but uh, i dont need you doing me any favors.",0 +joey,what?,rachel,there ygo. ross?,0 +mindy,yeah... im pretty sure im still gonna marry him.,rachel,"yeah, my neighbor... yeah, the brunette... she says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.",0 +chandler,"hey, im sorry, i should have given you guys my black book when i got married! although it wasnt so much a book as a... napkin. with janices phone number on it.",rachel,"phoebe, isnt jethro tull a band?",1 +ross,not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.,rachel,nope!,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?",1 +ross,"hey, wanna…wanna a little cheering up?",rachel,oh! i sous stand.,0 +chandler,fine!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,pretty soon i guess.,rachel,yeah. i’m sorry.,1 +monica,ten dollars an hour.,rachel,"look, youll get there. youre an amazing chef.",0 +monica,"no-no, wait! just let me finish, okay? this isn’t something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in vegas, this is something we both really want. and it is going to happen.",rachel,it is? really?,1 +joshua,what?!,rachel,"oh, i know, i know, it’s-it’s so, it’s so totally like, whoa! can we do this? y’know, i mean, but i mean it just feels right! don’t you think? it does! i mean, it just feels right, don’t you think?",1 +gavin,it was jones.,rachel,wait. why was he yelling at her? he’s the one who slept with someone else.,0 +monica,no.,rachel,"ok, its very faint, but i can still sense him in the building. go into the light, mr. heckles!",0 +phoebe,"i’m gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?",rachel,"you can’t say that!! you-you don’t know!! i mean i thought i was gonna pass out from the pain! anyway i-i tried, but i-i couldn’t...bend that way. so...",0 +phoebe,"yes, but i wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if youre having so much fun over here…",rachel,"oh, its so much more fun with you.",1 +ross,we’ve got presents!,rachel,good ones?,1 +joey,"one pregnant woman at a time, please! i just want you to be okay.",rachel,so forcing her to marry bobby is gonna make that happen?,1 +amy,its such a slap in the face. im your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.,rachel,oh my god! we love that show! i mean ross and i have been watching it since i can remember!,0 +janice,"oh. god, crazy chandler. he spun me...off...the...bed!",rachel,wow! spinning that sounds like fun.,1 +ross,oh nice tan!,rachel,"oh, oh there go the clothes.",0 +phoebe,"oh, i know, we should have been more prepared. its okay. now, the way i see it, our real competition now is cameron. oh my god, they just took her sweater off. look at those arms! hello michelin man.",rachel,what?,0 +joey and ross,no.,rachel,keep dancing.,0 +phoebe,"that’s ridiculous rachel, we were all babies once. oh, you mean today.",rachel,hey!,0 +dr. green,"poppy. oh, i’m gonna be a poppy. so when is the wedding?",rachel,"well, everyones gotta kiss someone. you cant kiss ross you got the history.",0 +phoebe,my god! what did you order?!,rachel,"wait, but there’s no money! well this is terrible! you guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!",1 +phoebe,"well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?",rachel,no it’s not! no! no! now it’s about you and ross getting back together!,0 +paul,here you go honey!,rachel,ahh. thank you!,1 +monica,"uh, you left out the stupid part.",rachel,"not stupid. the very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and i said yes.",1 +joey,"hey come on now, this is a real date. uh, so…nice place you got here.",rachel,"yeah, actually that’s my roommate’s.",1 +monica,"so i wouldnt need any, right? cause i have a straight.",rachel,"hey—ooh, how’s hilda? is she working out?",0 +joey,"well, im just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she wont know the difference!",rachel,"joey, do you have a minute?",1 +monica,: hey rach its me ok i just got the chandlers room and i caught him molesting himself.,rachel,oh that couldnt have been pretty. but you know guys do that.,1 +ross,"well, i was thinking of taking emma to the playground!",rachel,mr. x and phoebe buffay.,0 +phoebe,"yeah that’s right chandler does still think i’m pregnant. he hasn’t asked me how i’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. boy, i feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. after you of course.",rachel,"don’t worry i promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, ‘cause i’m going to tell the father today.",1 +monica,it was a project for one of the home ec classes.,rachel,"oh my god, they told us that was for the mascot!",1 +ross,rachel!,rachel,ooh! god! sorry!,1 +ross,good luck.,rachel,good luck to you.,1 +erin,bye guys.,rachel,"yeah, see ya.",1 +katie,are you okay with this?,rachel,"oh yeah! yeah please, you guys have fun.",1 +phoebe,"ill have to get back to you on that. okay, bye! oh my god! he wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!",rachel,are you kidding?!,1 +phoebe,can i tell you a little secret?,rachel,yeah!,1 +phoebe,"no! it�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. uch, i get mad at him, but i think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.",rachel,"pheebs, i would make a reservation for five, because one of us",1 +ross,"one night, just-just sex. no strings attached?",rachel,its all right.,0 +barry,careful! they havent quite taken yet.,rachel,and youve got lenses! but you hate sticking your finger in your eye!,1 +ross,"look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.",rachel,"okay, ross, phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. you know, i mean, come on, guys do the same thing, i mean, what about all that locker room stuff.",1 +monica,its not richard! okay? its this new guy and hes really good.,rachel,"well, im sorry im not going to an eye doctor!",1 +joey,"he said that he wasn’t gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what he’s gonna do is have you evicted—i’ll see you later.",rachel,what?! you got us evicted!!,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"oh, i thought you guys had just been on like four dates, i didn’t realise that had become anything, yet.",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,well can we see it?! oh maybe we shouldn’t. i mean if she just died this morning out of respect.,1 +phoebe,"ok, hi. for your information this is exactly what i wanted. this is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. its the way my mother sees me from heaven.",rachel,"oh, what a load of crap. that is a dot. your mother is up in heaven going, where",1 +monica,oh. maybe theyre- napping.,rachel,i cant get *enough* dinosaurs!,0 +monica,"awww, yknow what your nickname is, mr. big…",rachel,arghh!!,1 +ross,ahhhh!!,rachel,"okay, rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.",0 +chandler,"tomorrow night is good. tomorrow night is good, but uh, y’know what? why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? eldad come here!",rachel,what?,1 +chandler,you can always sell your baby.,rachel,"oh joey, i can’t believe you brought my boss into this! i’m gonna get fired!",1 +joey,"oh, you weren’t finished?",rachel,"oh, major shampoo explosion!",0 +joey,"thanks! ive been working out. hey listen, is it obvious that im wearing six sweaters?",rachel,"uhhh, yeah. but its not obvious why.",1 +ross,rach!,rachel,yknow that is a popular opinion today i must say.,0 +joey,i don’t know.,rachel,"yes, it’s a highly controversial procedure.",0 +gunther,"oh, i was going to offer you my apartment.",rachel,"come here, i want to show you something!",0 +ross,"yeah, i really do. yeah, but what am i gonna do, i mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,what’s the matter?,rachel,"well that—y’know it’s just uh, i’ve never done that before. me and him alone.",1 +monica,is there? is there someone else?,rachel,"oh, why?",0 +monica,"three down knows i’m married, what’s three down doin’?",rachel,so did they call you to tell you your name’s gonna be in this?,1 +chandler,another cheesecake came! they delivered it to the wrong address again!,rachel,yeah you can do it.,0 +chandler,...and boogie!,rachel,"thanks, but i gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by mindy.",1 +ross,ah! ah! i forgot my jacket!,rachel,"thanks joey, thats a good idea.",0 +monica,oh! why didnt you tell me? i made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.,rachel,"well, i was going to, but then i figured, you know... youre food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.",1 +monica,he took off?,rachel,that’s what you told me.,0 +ross,"you know, sometimes when im alone in my apartment, i look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching tv or something, but... it makes me feel better. and now when i look over, who am i gonna see? the gottliebs, the yangs? they dont make me feel so good.",rachel,"believe me, if i did see with someone, there’s no way i... phoebe : who did you see him with?",0 +joey,oo...whats in the bag?,rachel,"oh er... well you know emma started crawling? i realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. so i went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.",1 +ross,what the hell are you doing? you scared the crap outta me.,rachel,was that the cake?,1 +chandler,"uh, if i were omnipotent for a day, id.. make myself omnipotent forever.",rachel,you are just like jack.,0 +joey,the vicar!,rachel,do you even know what a vicar is?,1 +phoebe,no way! no way! you just broke with tag a week ago.,rachel,"yeah! and until now, i didn’t think i’d love again.",1 +gunther,i just came for the red-velvet pillow.,rachel,yknow you guys were a lot more supportive when i wanted to make denim furniture.,0 +phoebe,sounds like you’re a little jealous.,rachel,"yeah, hey i-i have clothes, i even pick them out. i mean for, for all you know i could be a fashion..... monger.",0 +joey,what do you got there?,rachel,"oh it’s umm, it’s tofu cake. do you want some?",1 +monica,"see, didnt i tell you?! youre getting over ross already!",rachel,now go!,0 +phoebe,my songs arent good enough for your restaurant?,rachel,"ok, were still on that.",1 +ross,"no rach! come on! no-no! yeah, i’m sure we won’t get arrested for this.",rachel,dear lord!!,0 +chandler,"look, it really is gonna be okay. the important thing is that we love each other and that we’re gonna get married.",rachel,do you even understand what off the rack means?!,1 +chandler,"i don’t wanna know what monica got me. y’know? i mean, look, i’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and i, look we have to put these back, this is not what christmas is about.",rachel,oh my god!!,0 +phoebe,"no, that was my way of telling you. well, it turns out he’s incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. he even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.",rachel,sydney portier? hehheh.,0 +ross,"oh my god, is that still...",rachel,"eh, its just as well. doesnt work anyway.",0 +paul,when i was six years old.,rachel,yeah?,0 +joey,hey chandler can i talk to you for a second .,rachel,"its okay. actually yknow what, its kinda cool. cause its like yknow, one life ends and another begins.",0 +joey,"oh uh, i don’t know the boat way to say this, but uh never!",rachel,why not?,1 +monica,"oh, that’d be great.",rachel,"what?! that-that’s all the way cross town, i’m supposed to teach",0 +kim,oh thats great! you are the best!,rachel,what?!,0 +ross,"oh, come on its only three blocks! and-and, its not very heavy, try it! come on! come on!",rachel,oh. oh! i can do it!,1 +joey,"uhh, rub it?",rachel,no. what do you do if i say we are coming about?,1 +ross,"hi? sorry, we got disconnected...",rachel,"so how are you? i’ve been meaning to ring you ever since i arrived but umm, well, i’ve been rather busy.",0 +gunther,i knew youd understand.,rachel,today is the sixth.,0 +tag,hey.,rachel,why don’t you just try one?,0 +ross,"i dont get it. what do you see in this guy, anyway?",rachel,on a bell please! quietly.. and action!,0 +dr. long,"twenty-one hours, you’re a hero.",rachel,"okay. okay. umm hi, this is rachel green. i’m ross geller. we-we called from the car.",0 +chandler,this ice cream tastes like crap by the way.,rachel,"he carries it everywhere, its like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.",0 +danny,im hungry. wanna get some pizza? you can keep yelling if theres more.,rachel,okay. okay.,1 +ross,"hey, whats wrong?",rachel,i just had a rough night.,1 +monica,this is disgusting!,rachel,"well, that would be great but then what do we do about denise?",0 +ross,"uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundrys done. its, uh, its a song. the laundry song that we sing. uh-oh the laundrys done, uh-oh, uh-oh.",rachel,"ross, whats the matter?",1 +ross,"rach, did you proofread these?",rachel,i can’t believe it!,0 +mindy,you did it twice?,rachel,"i tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.",0 +chandler,"me! i do that. so… seriously, do i look okay? i’m little nervous.",rachel,"yknow you could totally sell this. it’d be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.",0 +monica,no you don’t!,rachel,i love this friend thing!,0 +tommy,hey!,rachel,oh what then? kick me?,0 +monica,"oh rachel, i know the best coffee house and it’s sooo close.",rachel,closer than here?,1 +ross,"ok, ok. im gonna come out to long island with you, i mean, you cant be alone right now.",rachel,"all right, look, look, what am i gonna do?",0 +monica,"oh, thank god! emma, there you are!",rachel,"what? what do you mean, there you are? where was she?",1 +ross,"okay, well, that… wow, okay, well, umm…then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.",rachel,"yeah, maybe.",1 +joey,"…is because they were friends first. yknow? so i asked myself, who are my friends? you and phoebe, and i saw you first. so…",rachel,okay. so ill come by in a couple hours and pick you up?,0 +ross,okay!,rachel,is there a julio here?,0 +joey,"come on who? who do you like? tell me. youre not getting away that easy. who do you like, who?",rachel,well that’s ambitious.,0 +monica,hi!,rachel,thanks.,0 +monica,you started that?!,rachel,what?! you heard that?!,1 +joey,kate miller it is.,rachel,and... thats the most sex im gonna have this weekend.,1 +joanna,"rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?",rachel,"yeah, sure. umm, they didn’t have poppy seed bagels, so i… oh my word!",1 +ross,no! no!,rachel,"oh, come on!",1 +joey,are you kidding me?! she’s gonna this boat!,rachel,why? what happened to him?,0 +barry,"so, how ya doin?",rachel,"okay, look, i’m gonna have to ask you all to leave.",0 +monica,"who? i mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? i think we should call ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.",rachel,"no! no, i am not getting in a car with ross, we will just have to live here!",1 +ross,"i’m sorry rach, it was, it was really close.",rachel,"‘cause you’re still into monica. so you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so ‘cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...",0 +julie,bye.,rachel,and hes not speaking metaphorically.,0 +ross,"yeah, i really do. yeah, but what am i gonna do, i mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment.",rachel,"ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through monica’s photo albums, i mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks.",1 +joey,"oh yeah? well, you dont know about hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.",rachel,this is so cool!,0 +ross,"fine, fine. well have fun, wont we? yes, we will, yes we will.",rachel,ross?,1 +ross,uh yes! thank you.,rachel,oh. oh wait no.,1 +danny,"okay, listen, i really like you. okay? i think this can go somewhere. so what if im close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?",rachel,"i am sorry, ross.",0 +joey,yeah. what-what did tag say?,rachel,i guess it was kinda funny.,0 +ross,"hello. oh hi, are you on your way ove-. oh. no, no, i, i understand, i mean a monkeys gotta work. no it, its no big deal, it not like i uh, had anything special planned. yeah ok, ok. ok, ok, bye.",rachel,"no, i’m wearing a wedding dress.",0 +phoebe,ross!,rachel,"yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.",0 +joey,"y’know what you guys? i’m uh, i’m gonna go too. and uh, i’m sorry about everything.",rachel,"honey don’t worry, it was my mistake.",1 +chandler,"okay, so you both just know this stuff?",rachel,"oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.",0 +phoebe,monica and chandler said that you were having so much fun here. and apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.,rachel,santa has reindeers that can fly!,0 +chandler,"oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? excuse me. blarrglarrghh.",rachel,"oh, cmon. shes a person, you can do it!",1 +chandler,i know! i know!,rachel,"oh! see just i’m right back where i started! aww, this sucks! being alone, sucks!",1 +monica,"well, i guess we wont be warming his house.",rachel,emilys cousin kicked me out!,0 +phoebe,of course you dont sweetie. youre brand new.,rachel,"oh, yeah, that would be me, um, i have, i have a problem i-i tip way too much, way, way, too much, it’s a sickness really.",0 +monica,"that’s sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?",rachel,"well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised…",1 +all,surprise!,rachel,"okay, dime! you guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. oh no, wait! look it! whoa! oh my god, this is a police badge!",0 +monica,"i think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. okay. okay. i am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. or else im just gonna get up and go to work.",rachel,"oh, look, wish me luck!",1 +joey,what?,rachel,"joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?",1 +ross,did you tell your sister to ask me out?,rachel,well yeah…,1 +ross,"okay, this play, i want you to do a down and out to the right. okay. break!",rachel,anyone else? huh? bring ‘em on!,0 +chandler,"oh, screw it, im gonna be a daddy!!",rachel,"hey, whos phoebe with?",1 +mrs. green,oh look.,rachel,no! why?,0 +tag,what?,rachel,uh huh how do i look,0 +ross,"yeah, thats kinda what i meant by bye!",rachel,"well, can i talk to you for a sec?",1 +monica,"yknow what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke shes trying to play on him.",rachel,"well ross, what did you think she was gonna do?",0 +ross,"you’re weird today. listen i uh, wanted to talk to you about something.",rachel,"there he goes, your fianc�e.",0 +ross,really? its not just frowned upon?,rachel,i love it at joey’s!,1 +joey,i think i’m gonna cry!,rachel,"ugh! no more crying! please! i just dumped one cry baby, i’ll dump you too!",1 +ross,"oh my god! rach-rach, are-are-are you sure?",rachel,yknow monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with chandler. big deal! its only chandler. i am so sorry.,0 +jill,"he’s the kind of guy you’re friends with, y’know? but he’s not the kind of guy you date. he’s the kind of guy you’d date because you did. me, not so much.",rachel,"oh not-not so much. umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with ross?",1 +ross,"no. no. nothing happened. i shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.",rachel,"oh, slides. so really nothing happened.",1 +ross,"i mean, you just went out with my best friend, and i just think itd be a really really bad idea. or-or not!",rachel,"oh, well we watch it a second time and its die hard 2!",0 +monica,how-how did that happen?,rachel,"i dunno.. i-i thought it looked better there. and i- and also, its an extra seat around the coffee table.",1 +monica,shes yours!,rachel,or...,0 +ross,"it’s okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, yknow, it was your first time babysitting, i figured you did the best you could.",rachel,yeah.,0 +the doctor,"im dr. miller. monica told me you were a little nervous, but dont worry everythings gonna be just fine.",rachel,"oh, this guy again.",0 +monica,"okay i’ll take her, here.",rachel,i have to go to the bathroom.,1 +ross,that-that’s always good news. are you okay?,rachel,"me? i’m great! i’m fine! i’m sooo good!! but, you know who’s not great?! men! you’re a man right ross?!",1 +monica,"uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.",rachel,oh! i would love to read a poem.,1 +phoebe,"all right. all right! if he wants a date? hes gonna get a date. all right, im gonna go in.",rachel,all right. be sexy.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, did she sound happy about it? cause my friend ethels baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.",rachel,youre kidding! did you tell her i wasnt?,0 +ross,"yeah! i don’t know. i mean, last year elizabeth now-now this kid. what-what-what-what is it?! am i giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?",rachel,not right now.,1 +ross,"come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!",rachel,"come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!",0 +phoebe,uh-hmm.,rachel,what are you doing with those?!,0 +phoebe,no i didn’t!,rachel,"wait! wait! hi! listen, ross can i just talk to you for just a second?",0 +monica,oh my—oh good god!,rachel,"hey! you guys! check it out, check it out! guess which job i got.",0 +chandler,with extra pulp?,rachel,really? wh-whats wrong?,0 +monica,"well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.",rachel,hey! i just heard. whats up?,0 +ross,"yknow what, yknow what, i’m-i’m not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. you’re the one that bailed on us. you’re the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!",rachel,thank you! and happy holidays.,0 +ross,"okay. okay. y’know what? if you want to, we can do it one more time. i mean i’d-i’d be okay with that. in fact, i have some time right now.",rachel,pretty amazing huh?,0 +monica,i think i’ll help her out. what is going on here?,rachel,what?!,1 +mike,"hey, i forgot my scarf.",rachel,"you know what, i cant do this. i dont know which one of you guys to pick.",1 +ross,"yeah, i-i really do. hey! this-this was a gift?!",rachel,"ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, oh, princess leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that.",rachel,really!,1 +mr. zelner,"it’s kind of a risky joke tag, and what is-what is this drawing i can’t figure out what this is?",rachel,thank you.,0 +monica and phoebe,sure.,rachel,ni-chou chi-ma!,0 +joey,"oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.",rachel,"yeah, i mean i was up sick all night.",1 +ross,"and hey, heres to a lousy christmas.",rachel,and a crappy new year.,1 +ross,"fine, fine. well have fun, wont we? yes, we will, yes we will.",rachel,you’re right. maybe i shouldn’t even go on the call back.,0 +joey,"yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!",rachel,"well, an-anyway, i just—that night meant a lot to me, i guess i’m just trying to say thanks.",0 +phoebe,"no, yeah! the groom cannot see the bride!",rachel,thanks!,0 +phoebe,maybe on some level.,rachel,"joey, y’know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.",1 +chandler,hey!,rachel,this coming from the man who couldn’t split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.,0 +phoebe,no! theyre doing it!!!,rachel,i know!! i know!! i know!,1 +chandler,"it’s okay, i got a plan.",rachel,we’re gonna find love!,1 +joey,"rachel, would you stop saying that?! hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when caprice was dying and she gave me…",rachel,i thought i’d try to take a walk. would you pour me some water? i’ll be back soon.,0 +tag,i’d love to ask out your friend phoebe.,rachel,"ok, sweetheart, ill call you later tonight. whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, youre not really gonna go through with this, are you?",0 +phoebe,but if...,rachel,"yes, it does bother me! and i think it would bother a lot of people. rachel, when you were going out with ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?",0 +joey,"i saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! stupid closet full of bugs!",rachel,who says you can’t get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? maybe we can take it back?,0 +amy,"i took your advice, i left myron.",rachel,ta-daaa!,0 +ross,"well, i gotta go. bye. bye, rach.",rachel,thanks. i-i think i’m dying. i really do.,0 +chandler,"if you listen very carefully, i think its celebration by cool and the gang.",rachel,hi pheebs!,1 +chandler,"i am really sorry. that is so terrible. i am so, so sorry.",rachel,this is not the bed i ordered!,0 +phoebe,floopy?,rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,"ooh, ooh, i know! we should pool all own money and buy the knicks!",rachel,i dont really care about the knicks.,1 +joey,"i do rach. i do, and i so happy for you.",rachel,"oh, okay, you’re not a pushover.",0 +phoebe,"pretty big? it’s huge! god, this guy doesn’t have a clue! he’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘i had sex with rachel green. i rock!’ then bam! he’s a father and everything’s different.",rachel,"yeah. monica, i want you there in the front row when i win. i want you close enough to smell the blood. what do you think?",0 +phoebe,"ok, i just wanna be really sure this time. andie mcdowells the girl from four weddings and a funeral, right?",rachel,but it didn’t. say hello to mrs. chatracus.,0 +jill,yeah.,rachel,"oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think you’re gonna go out?",1 +ross,"i know, me too. it was... you know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and its everything you want it to be.",rachel,"uh-huh. i know. it was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye.",1 +chandler,"alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. but the giant ass and the big clown feet?",rachel,"oh my god chandler! if you cant handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? with the blood and the screaming and the little present thats shooting out of her!?",1 +monica,"no, honey, in a wonderful way. you know what you want now. most guys dont even have a clue. you are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.",rachel,yeah. youre not gonna end up alone.,1 +joey,here we go! here we go!,rachel,welcome to our side of the tunnel.,0 +ross,"the necklace i got you was gold, this one is silver.",rachel,"uh hey look uh ross, look i think we need to talk about before.",0 +luisa,"oh my god, you are! and youre rachel green!",rachel,marcel?,0 +monica,he is so amazing.,rachel,"oh, i know. look at him.",1 +monica,"the second that ross walks in that door, i want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, rweee!!",rachel,or. we could put a hat on his head.,1 +waiter,"youd think, wouldnt you? miss?",rachel,"ok, i will have the uh, side salad.",1 +phoebe,"oh, youre no ordinary roommate are you?",rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. she’s avoiding me, she doesn’t want to tell me where my father is. she knows, and she won’t tell me.",rachel,hey!,0 +mr. treeger,": oh yeah, of course you don’t!",rachel,"all right, then show me some manly moves.",0 +gunther,"do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?",rachel,"no! no. but ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,hi. what are you doing here? isnt this against the rules?,1 +rachel and monica,yeah.,rachel,"you see, now, i would date this girl. she’s cute, she’s outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire. i mean, that’s got to come in handy",1 +joey,hey so where’s ross?,rachel,"hi. it is so, so nice to meet you.",0 +ross,oh yeah? yeah? i wonder why? what could that smarmy letch possibly want?,rachel,"oh ross, come on. hes happily married. his wife just had twins.",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,what?!,1 +phoebe,"y’know, you’re friend’s getting married, it’s gotta change things.",rachel,ooh!,0 +monica,but i want to.,rachel,but i dont want you to.,1 +monica,"i dont know. look hes a great guy and i love being with him but... you know. things happen, and they happen. you dont plan these things.",rachel,"oh, that is amazing!",0 +phoebe,me too. rachel.,rachel,"uh, i will see you... and ill raise you. what do you say... want to waste another buck?",1 +ross,no!! no!! i wanna stay. i wanna talk about this.,rachel,okay! all right! how was she?,1 +monica,"okay, i-i’m sorry. you and joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.",rachel,im an eight!,0 +sophie,hey.,rachel,hows it going?,0 +ross,"i’m just trying to help you, move on.",rachel,you got me.,0 +monica,"anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?",rachel,i clunked your heads together!,0 +joey,uh… how long have we known each other?,rachel,"um, seven…e-e-eight, eight years. wow.",1 +ross,ok.,rachel,"careful, watch her hair. watch her hair!",1 +monica,he took off?,rachel,go on! go on.,1 +joey,"hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?",rachel,"i say ‘cheesy line’, but ok.",1 +ross,"hey, when-when was it kicking? what happened?",rachel,last night! i just felt it and i went into joey’s room and he was sleeping…,1 +phoebe,"yeah, otherwise, i mean that’s, that’s, that’s just it for us hanging out together. yknow is that what you want? can you be civil?",rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,"oh, come on tell me. i could use another reason why women wont look at me.",rachel,that’s okay.,0 +phoebe,"hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?",rachel,"no. but god, a house made of cheese, wouldn’t that be incredible?!",0 +monica,"look rach, we have to move. i mean if they had lost, we would’ve made them get rid of the birds. right?",rachel,"umm, going to the beach. when it stays light real late.",0 +chandler,hello...? have you seen joeys bat?,rachel,"ok... i got a spider. there were two, i picked the bigger one.",1 +monica,"rachel, you are packed though right, i mean please tell me that you’re packed.",rachel,i’m the ring bearer.,0 +chandler,"well, if youre gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.",rachel,"hey, look, you guys, im going for anything here, ok? i cannot be a waitress anymore, i mean it. im sick of the lousy tips, im sick of being called excuse me...",1 +monica,oh absolutely. i like it even more on you than i did on colonel sanders. ross! ross! i’m kidding!,rachel,"eh, if it was meant to be, its meant to be.",0 +joey,fine.,rachel,"yeah? wow! y’know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!",1 +monica,"no way! you had your party, now i have mine! is everything alright?",rachel,"yeah, i just get a little bummed when my birthdays over.",1 +paul,yes i did.,rachel,i know what time you said.,0 +ross,"no. but... it only has to happen once. look, you and i both know we are perfect for each other, right? i mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?",rachel,"i dont know... i mean, ive never looked at you that way before.",1 +monica,are you really gonna do this?,rachel,yeah i bet! look out!,0 +ross,no!!,rachel,just get out! now!!,1 +tim,thank you.,rachel,fancy soap? i thought we were savin’ that for the pope!,1 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, that’s the word i use when i can’t remember the real thing.",rachel,"look no, i-i know it’s bad, and i know it’s wrong. okay? but-but it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen. y’know? these-these are just feelings, they’re gonna go away.",0 +monica,fine. go! go! go!,rachel,hi!,1 +tag,"someone i can spoil, y’know?",rachel,sp-spoil?,1 +ross,its what you want. you should go.,rachel,you really think so?,1 +joey,"no, they-they weren’t in the play.",rachel,we’re not actors.,1 +monica,"well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.",rachel,my god!,1 +ross,"well, im so excited about this.",rachel,really? excited?,1 +chandler,"oh-ho, yeah!",rachel,sit!,1 +woman,"that’d be great, thanks.",rachel,"oh my god, melissa warburton. i don’t think i have the energy for this.",1 +phoebe,or we could use it to call china. see how those guys are doing.,rachel,"i may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, whats underneath ... is all man.",0 +joey,"okay, how did this even happen?",rachel,"rach, you sure you wanna do this?",0 +joey,not in my head.,rachel,"anyway, they want to take us out saturday night! what do you say?",1 +joey,hey.,rachel,did you know he was in there?,1 +chandler,"hello. hi, janice! can you hold on for a second? okay. okay, what do i do?",rachel,"shhh...i dont know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.",1 +monica,what!!?,rachel,"every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.",1 +ross,"the first date weve had in months, and they were both such disasters.",rachel,"oh. huh. you know, it is weird that phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that joey set you up on a date that didnt even show.",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,hi you guys!,1 +phoebe,look at all the stuff people sent!,rachel,"oh ah! oh my gosh there’s something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! what are people think… oh you guys i love it.",1 +chandler,basically we just feel that hes...,rachel,"hey pheebs, has gary ever been shot at for real?",0 +joey,hey! ah!!,rachel,"oh my god, has she slept at all?",0 +chandler,i know what shes talking about.,rachel,"weve got to find a new pediatrician. ross was getting sick last night, and i think emma may have caught it.",1 +joey,hey.,rachel,do you have any ice?,1 +phoebe,and chili!,rachel,"okay, i guess its just flan for three! hey, hey, that rhymed!",0 +phoebe,"umm, it’s negative.",rachel,what?,1 +monica,and who pays for that?,rachel,um... my... father.,1 +joey,oh! my head! oh! oh!,rachel,coming.,1 +ross,"hey, i just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…",rachel,"what do you think monica mean when she said she didn’t want to talk, especially with me? i mean, why not especially you and me? we were both out there kissing.",1 +phoebe,"well, shes gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!",rachel,"everything is upside down here! it rains all day long, nobody watches tv and ross is famous!",0 +monica,"no, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!",rachel,well you cant! were booked solid for the next month!,0 +roy,i dont know... i can make my pecs dance... i can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... i can go to that special place inside me where i feel no shame.,rachel,its locked.,0 +monica,"hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!",rachel,"well can you at least stay to the end of the play? i mean, i’ll go to the airport with ya, i-i wanna say good bye.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hi.,1 +paul,you two were married?!,rachel,"oh! whoops! i’m sorry, you were talking about emily!",1 +ross,"no! hey, you know what? im sorry. i would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...",rachel,oh... thats true.,1 +joey,"no! no, i’m the minister! all right, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, i’ll marry them right now.",rachel,"honey, it isn’t good luck.",0 +ross,"ok, i gotta say. i mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! uh! and ive a surprise, uh... i had to pull some strings but i was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! thats right! this babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.",rachel,and joey.,0 +monica,"okay, everybody, this is rachel, another lincoln high survivor. this is everybody, this is chandler, and phoebe, and joey, and- you remember my brother ross?",rachel,"hey, i think elizabeth is a little more serious than, spring break! all right? i mean she’s taken my class!",0 +ross,"all right, well work it out.",rachel,thank you! thank you!,1 +ross,"fajitas! be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!",rachel,"ross, you dont even have oven mitts on!",1 +joanna,"oh, i must’ve said that after you left.",rachel,said what? exactly.,1 +monica,"oh, yeah, right! and after i took a shower this morning i just threw my towel on the floor! oh god, it hurts to even joke about it.",rachel,oh. good to see you guys.,0 +kim,"hey rachel, what are you doing out here?",rachel,"yeah well, thats cause monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.",0 +ross,what?! you totally get embarrassed!,rachel,"okay, london 1…",0 +monica,"i pick you, phoebe.",rachel,ross! can i talk to you for a second?,0 +ross,hey. we-we look…we look pretty good.,rachel,"yeah. listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn’t matter. i mean, i think it would’ve happened either way. i mean if you hadn’t initiated it i-i-i know i would’ve.",0 +ross,we-we-we—i remember being in a chapel.,rachel,oh my god.,1 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,"oh yeah, she didn’t hire me out of pity, it wasn’t so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks i’m good.",0 +minister,uhh...shall i go on?,rachel,"he-he said rachel, right? do you think i should go up there?",1 +chandler,and yet youre surprisingly upbeat.,rachel,"you would be too if you found john and david boots on sale, fifty percent off!",1 +phoebe,"yknow, theres gonna be lots of other stuff.",rachel,"no, you dont.",0 +will,typical.,rachel,she didn’t photograph well!,0 +monica,that’s true.,rachel,"yeah, hes head of the department.",0 +joey,you’re rachel!,rachel,"so uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?",0 +ross,"the big deal is i don’t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when i want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! cold beer.",rachel,"hey joey, what ‘cha doing?",1 +joey,what the hell are you doin?,rachel,"well, it is, all right? when we were out there today, all i kept thinking was: i cant believe chandler is screwing this woman, but man this would be a nice place to live!",1 +gavin,huh. whats tags last name?,rachel,why? what happened now?,0 +monica,roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.,rachel,where ya going?,0 +joey,really? a purse?,rachel,what’s this?,0 +monica,hey!,rachel,"so—hey, pheebs! so, how are the elves?",1 +chandler,are you serious?,rachel,"well look, if i wanted to see a fireman, i would date one. okay?",0 +joey,you gotta tell ross how you feel.,rachel,"and is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?",0 +monica,hormones.,rachel,"i-i wanted to apologise if i—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know.",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"that proposal, at the planetarium…",1 +monica,"that’s right. that is right, you go over there and tell her you don’t want her to live with you. do not take no for an answer!",rachel,yknow what? im really not in the mood.,0 +ross,hi!,rachel,"thank you, pheebs!",0 +monica,and i’m going to go get drunk.,rachel,"ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh. hi.",1 +ross,"can we, can we just forget this ever happened?",rachel,what?,0 +monica,i cant believe we are at a real college party! i have to pee so bad!,rachel,this is so awesome! college guys are so cute!,1 +monica,"oh, thats nana, right there in the middle. me and the gang at java joes.",rachel,"wow, monica, you look just like your grandmother. how old was she there?",1 +monica,"so you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?",rachel,"finally, i figure id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!",0 +ross,"hey, do uh, do you have a minute?",rachel,awful! horrible!,0 +phoebe,right.,rachel,"so chandler, have you heard about monicas secret boyfriend?",1 +joey,"well, you gotta give him something that he can’t say no too. like uh, knicks tickets! invite the guy to a knicks game, you’re guaranteed he’ll say yes!",rachel,really?! you think that will work?,1 +ross,right. ohh! you-you want me to be your backup.,rachel,exactly.,1 +ross,we’re sorry.,rachel,"oh, so this is all about money! y’know it’s bad enough that—ow! oh, you have got to be kidding!",0 +joshua,all those things i said about not being ready…,rachel,"uh, does it hurt?",0 +ross,got me.,rachel,remember when we were in high school together?,1 +tag,what?,rachel,"pheebs come on! i mean, consider the source! of course her ex-husband’s gonna say that stuff. now, if you’ll excuse me…",0 +monica,thank you.,rachel,"i mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends?",0 +monica,howd you pay for them?,rachel,"grab a spoon. do you know how long its been since ive grabbed a spoon? do the words billy, dont be a hero mean anything to you?",0 +ross,"oh, just this woman i�ve been seeing.",rachel,really?,0 +phoebe,my songs arent good enough for your restaurant?,rachel,"oh, please...",0 +chandler,"oh, okay ross. listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?",rachel,oh.,0 +monica,how do you know shes gonna start talking?,rachel,"ummmmmmmm, no.",0 +joey,whom. that’s right.,rachel,you know you kissed me first.,1 +ross,yeah!!,rachel,"just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,it’s over.,0 +chandler,i thought it was $98.50.,rachel,"yeah, well it was. i, i broke a cup.",1 +joey,"check the freezer. if there’s none in there, then we’re probably out. are you just getting in from work? it’s late.",rachel,"yeah, i know. i had the greatest day though, i got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from calvin klien. i told my boss i liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. how was your day?",1 +ross,huh. sounds like mark something wants to have some sex.,rachel,what!?,1 +ross,"oh, ive got to go pick up ben, weve got a play date this afternoon.",rachel,"yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.",0 +mr. thompson,"congratulations on your new boat, joey tribbiani!!",rachel,joey! sit down!,1 +joey,i could use a challenge! it’s getting pretty easy.,rachel,and this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.,0 +ross,"oh, its not so bad. monicas gonna make potpourri! i think im gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.",rachel,"but, its not raining.",1 +monica,we just want you to think it through.,rachel,"yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who’s had a baby. like your mom?",1 +monica,just...please tell him.,rachel,shut up!,1 +ross,easy. easy. you have to go to the hospital. okay?,rachel,"okay, i do.",1 +ross,pretty amazing huh?,rachel,i don’t see it!,1 +judge,"is there, anything in this record that is actually true?",rachel,"hey, is, is, is chandler here?",0 +joey,"ooh! well played, phoebe buffay, well played.",rachel,"ok, mike, enough is enough, now you love phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole i never want to get married thing and step up!",0 +ben,monica bang!,rachel,everything? even the tv?,0 +ross,"hey, i just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…",rachel,i think saturday—.,0 +sophie,y’know why? she’s got the christmas bonus list in there. i saw her working on it this morning.,rachel,"okay, swear you won’t tell, but when mark left he gave me a key to joanna’s office. do you wanna see the list?",1 +chandler,"oh, that’s-that’s okay, no problem.",rachel,aaawwwwww!!,0 +tag,"its weird. i always used to assume, that i would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. but lately its like what if its not. do you ever have that feeling?",rachel,"no…yeah, all the time, constantly. its terrifying. but you know that i figure it…it has to work out.",1 +monica,"we were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new millennium, and the guy yelled ‘cut!’",rachel,"uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?",1 +monica,"maybe, do you need a tissue?",rachel,"monica, where did you get these?!",1 +joey,ew.,rachel,oh no not that guy there. that guy right there.,0 +joey,"no! i want an award i did win! but nobody’s giving me any of those! plus—hey rach, if-if i put it up there right? when people come over they’ll see it and they’ll think i won it.",rachel,"phoebe, it’s okay. you don’t have to tip toe around me. i-i’ve been thinking about it and umm, y’know what? i’m okay about not having that new relationship feeling…",0 +chandler,"no, i cant. no-no, listen, i, i know how much this means to you and i also know that this is about more than just jewelry, its about you and me and the fact that were best buds.",rachel,"hi, is rachel here? i’m her sister.",0 +ross,is that so?,rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,and when hes naked i can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!,rachel,"then, you will definitely get him back!",1 +phoebe,that is a different phone.,rachel,"oh is it?! uhh, hello? yes hi, is rachel there? yes she is, just one moment please. it’s for me!",1 +ross,"what, do you, well umm, oh how about i come up there?",rachel,"and joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses?",0 +dina,i-i can’t go in there. i can’t tell him!,rachel,"fine! if you want me to wear the boots, i’ll wear the boots. in fact, i’ll go into my room right now and y’know try the outfit on.",0 +mike,not possible! shes gonna be mrs. no balls.,rachel,so how is the uhm... baby styling business going?,1 +phoebe,what? did you go to a costume party? let me guess umm pancho vila? and youre bob saget.,rachel,"yeah, what-whats going on?",0 +mr. geller,screw it! i’m having one.,rachel,"hmm, well youre around me all the time and you dont flirt.",0 +monica,"okay, the owner of allesandro’s came over to yell at me, but instead i made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!",rachel,"hey, they don’t pay me a penny a word to make friends.",0 +ross,"uh, do you wanna go change first? the doctor’s keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry…",rachel,"no, i’m fine.",1 +joey,no. really?,rachel,yeah! you can hook it up to your tv and you get radio!,1 +mindy,"oh god! you see, thats what i was afraid of!",rachel,what? whats what you were afraid of?,1 +gunther,what?!,rachel,"gunther, i quit.",1 +paul,"elizabeth, what are you doing here?!",rachel,did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?,1 +phoebe,"well, but that’s what he was for me. and she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldn’t even talk to me any more. because he said he didn’t wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.",rachel,"yes, yes i am. and you are a....",0 +phoebe,sure!,rachel,he got it a flea market!,1 +joey,i’m loud!,rachel,what are you doing? were going to a hospital.,0 +monica,because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies.,rachel,"oh, hey, don’t forget your shirt.",0 +phoebe,"hey, y’know what might cheer you up?",rachel,that’s too bad.,0 +phoebe,"hi, guys.",rachel,hi! phoebe.,1 +chandler,"oh yeah, but dont worry. i dont think anybodys gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.",rachel,tell him.,1 +monica,okay.,rachel,i dont think they did.,0 +monica,you are not a freak. youre a guy.,rachel,"chandler, come on, youre gonna find somebody.",0 +barry,"you know, you were right? i mean, i thought we were happy. we werent happy. but with mindy, now im happy. spit.",rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"happy chanukah, monica! may your christmas be snowy, joey! happy new year, chandler and ross. spin the draddle, rachel!",rachel,"pheebs, that’s great!",1 +chandler,"oh, you must stop shooping.",rachel,"ok, im gonna get my stuff.",1 +joey,"i dont wanna give up the bag. i dont have to give up the bag! do i rach? oh, you think i should give up the bag!",rachel,"oh, yeah, with the mug painting. yeah. i was so listening to that. but ah, yknow what, i think i kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.",0 +joey,"way to be strong, man!",rachel,you wanna see if we still have it?,0 +phoebe,"ok, i didnt see it, because i was putting on my jacket, but i uh want to believe you.",rachel,id call that excessive.,0 +chandler,ohh!,rachel,hey! everybody hide! hide! i saw her! she’s coming!,1 +ross,"sorry, i’m sorry. close, close, close...",rachel,"okay, just sweep it.",1 +monica,"alright. im gonna go change, ive got a date.",rachel,"oh. well umm, okay here’s a weird thing. my mother was also a supply manager.",0 +ross,but now! i’m there! i’m totally there! i’m-i’m finally where you are!,rachel,"oh, thank goodness!",1 +ross,oh.,rachel,i like that. what?,0 +phoebe,what are we gonna do? im starving.,rachel,"oh, i just remembered. we do have something to eat. monica put something in our oven this morning.",1 +monica,it was a project for one of the home ec classes.,rachel,theyr alright.,0 +amy,no! what are you going to do? make me?,rachel,"hey, see that snippy guy over there? he’s the one who decides who gets up on the platform. we should go dance by him.",0 +monica,youre kidding! where? where?,rachel,y’know when i said that because we’re getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?,0 +ross,who gets whom. i don’t know why i do that.,rachel,"oh! well, if that’s what you want…",0 +kim,im kidding.,rachel,you just give him a spoon baby!,0 +phoebe,"y’know i’m-i’m sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.",rachel,why?,0 +ross,"what? okay, okay, okay, okay.",rachel,okay.,0 +monica,i dont know. rachel im-im sorry that i hurt your ankles.,rachel,"youre going to talk to him! yknow what? we made a deal, i make your decisions and i say youre going to talk to him.",0 +mr. zelner,um-hmm.,rachel,"really? oh thank you! oh… oh, would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?",1 +phoebe,"no, i know, i’m just nervous. yknow it’s just yknow mom’s dead, don’t talk to my sister, grandma’s been sleeping a lot lately. it’s like the last desperate chance to have a family, yknow, kinda thing. you’re so sweet to wait with me.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,hey! hey! come on! you can! i know you can do this! let’s go!,rachel,"i can’t. please, you do it for me.",1 +joey,"no! no. umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—",rachel,and your friend phoebe?,0 +chandler,"okay, let’s play! the big game, italy vs. china, apparently.",rachel,"ohhhhhh, look it’s the roller blades.",1 +danny,"come on, you got the shopping bags and the sacks catalog.",rachel,"so from that you think youve got me all figured out? well, you dont! yknow i-i could have toys for underprivileged kids in here!",1 +monica,theres the man i married!!,rachel,"all right, believe me.if you win the lottery, its the last youre gonna hear from us!",1 +monica,so? how did it go with joshua last night?,rachel,"yeah, you miss alot, when youre moo-ing.",0 +ross,oh my god! i love this apartment! isnt it perfect?! i cant believe i never realized how great it is!,rachel,rachel?,0 +ross,"wait, did you get to the part about his huge throbbing pens? tell ya, you dont wanna be around when he starts writing with those!",rachel,"alright, thats it! give it back! thats it!",1 +ross,thats what it seemed like.,rachel,"i cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know one thing about me.",1 +chandler,"it’s okay, i got a plan.",rachel,"oh, look! theres monica and chandler! hey! hey, you guys! hey! ohh!! ohh! ahh-ahhh!!",0 +phoebe,it starts?,rachel,"nope, not under here!",0 +monica,but it didn’t. say hello to mrs. chatracus.,rachel,oh my god.,1 +phoebe,you know?!!!,rachel,"yes, i know! and joey knows! but ross doesnt know so you have to stop screaming!!",1 +ross,"no, because that’s the right thing to do.",rachel,"yeah, maybe if you’re in love. but ross, we are not in love, are we?",1 +kim,listen to me. if you think sleeping with ralph is going to get you my job. you are sadly mistaken.,rachel,i-i don’t want your job. i-i don’t. ohh this is such a mistake. i did not make out with him. nobody made out with him. i did not use my keycard yesterday. i don’t even know how to use my keycard.,1 +chandler,"well, like father, like son.",rachel,patrick and i had such a great time last night! i mean i think this could maybe turn into something serious.,1 +tag,how could i have left them in the copy room?,rachel,no its not ringing any bells.,0 +ross,"people ask me why we’re not together, i just don’t know what to tell them.",rachel,"all right, all right. let’s go!",1 +joey,i’m falling in love with you.,rachel,"who are you talking too? oh, you’re kidding! oh, it’s a joke! it’s funny. it’s funny. i don’t get it. oh. okay. umm… i-i…uh, wow. are you uh… how did umm… when?",1 +phoebe,"oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.",rachel,so let’s talk a little bit about your duties.,0 +phoebe,"oh, i dont know, i dont know. i think thats a little weird, yknow? vinyl.",rachel,okaaay. any of you guys want anything else?,1 +joey,you’re rachel!,rachel,you’re joey!,1 +monica,"so, why dont you just take it back to where you got it?",rachel,i tried! they wont take her back.,1 +janice,"oh well that’s what i thought about my first husband, now i’m lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little ms. new boobs.",rachel,"hi! hi sweetheart! this is my husband sid, i don’t think you’ve met him. ross, rachel, this is sid. i nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist’s office. thank god for adult acne huh?",0 +ross,we-we-we—i remember being in a chapel.,rachel,"well, i dont know. i mean, its conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.",0 +ross,"oh, you’re nice to her.",rachel,she has the drugs!,1 +monica,oh my god!,rachel,"so, how are you?",1 +phoebe,"and, and then i got uh, these are apartment pants.",rachel,apartment pants?,1 +joey,"oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!",rachel,really?! oh my god! i’m successful!,1 +ross,that’s my favorite shirt! okay? i love that shirt!,rachel,"oh, i know! oh...i slept with billy joel. all right, who hasnt?",0 +ross,"oh, yeah, that would be me, um, i have, i have a problem i-i tip way too much, way, way, too much, it’s a sickness really.",rachel,"yeah it is, it is. we really, really have to do something about that.",1 +monica,deal!,rachel,"monica, betting the apartment, i don’t know about this.",1 +monica,what’s the charity?,rachel,"well hello! she’s cute! should we uh, go try to talk to her?",0 +chandler,"ahh, hotties of the paleontology department, there’s a big selling calendar, eh?",rachel,who wrote it?,1 +monica,what’s the matter?,rachel,"oh nothing i… sorry, i just can’t stop crying.",1 +ross,"yeah, well you never have the time. i mean, i don’t feel like i even have a girlfriend anymore, rachel.",rachel,where are you going?,0 +chandler,"you, touching yourself, out!",rachel,"were, were just gonna get a little sip of water.",0 +katie,"oh umm, actually i umm…",rachel,"oh okay, i see what you’re doing there.",1 +charlie,oh! trying on clothes.,rachel,there ygo.,0 +joey,some guy!!,rachel,"no. no, she told me his name was ken adams.",1 +ross,and shes just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…,rachel,"okay, yknow what? we dont need her measurements.",1 +joey,"oh! i know how you can get him, take off your bra.",rachel,keep singing! keep singing!,0 +phoebe,"oh, i know. i could only think of two names, him and ed begley jr. and then i remembered he’s gay.",rachel,so she was just pretending to have a good time last night? she was lying to our faces?!,0 +ross,no i-i-i would love to be around for you and the baby. and we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.,rachel,"but ross, its you and me!",1 +ross,"you were incredible! brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.",rachel,oh my god.,0 +chandler,"well you coulda tried, not kissing him.",rachel,why?,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey! ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?",1 +chandler,"hey, can i talk to you about this groomsman thing? if you pick ross, hell walk you down the isle just fine. but if you choose me, youll be getting some comedy!",rachel,"even so, i think im gonna pick ross.",1 +monica,"oh god, i’m so sorry.",rachel,i know.,1 +joey,"no, i dont. its like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin and you think that when you get it its never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. but this so was. ya know, it changed everything. like the other day, i got this credit card application, and i was pre- approved. huh? ive never been pre-approved for anything in my life.",rachel,"yeah, joey honey, i dont know if thisll mean anything to you but youll always be pre-approved with us.",1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,you were under the pile of coats?,0 +ross,"oh, she isn’t home.",rachel,sorry.,0 +dr. long,"actually, i think you’re ready to go to the delivery room.",rachel,what?,1 +tag,uh-huh! let me ask you something?,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +chandler,y-y-yeeesss! make groom for chandler.,rachel,football!,0 +ross,"okay! okay! okay! it’s okay. it’s okay. hey, it’s too weird for you, i won’t see her again.",rachel,thank you. i…yeah.,1 +ross,i wanna say its not looking good.,rachel,hey pheebs...,1 +phoebe,good! oh yay! lets get down to business! emma needs some makeup!,rachel,"no, what?",1 +phoebe,"um, thats ok! ok. all right. now we need the semen of a righteous man.",rachel,does that mean the same thing in england as it does in america?,0 +ross,"okay, i guess its just flan for three! hey, hey, that rhymed!",rachel,"no, ill do it.",0 +chandler,wh-wh-why?!,rachel,"well, because she loves you and because you love her.",1 +ross,forget it.,rachel,"well, she was shocked when i told her, but then again so were most people.",0 +joey,what?,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,"oh rachel, i know the best coffee house and it’s sooo close.",rachel,"phoebe, can i talk to you for a second?",0 +ross,all right then. rachel green! let’s play bamboozled! how do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?,rachel,"uh, put your elbow in it.",1 +monica,"you have scratches all over you, what happened?",rachel,oh my god! i can’t believe my little brother is married!,0 +ross,"so um...thanksgiving. the holiday season is upon us, hm?",rachel,"hey! i will have you know that... aah, who am i kidding. lets call the kid geller and let bing die with me.",0 +ross,i fell asleep!,rachel,you fell asleep?!,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,wow! it’s like rachel in high school.,0 +phoebe,whatd i say?,rachel,hm-m.,1 +ross,"yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.",rachel,"yep, its fat. i drank fat!",0 +ross,seriously?,rachel,and you made it through that? i wonder whos gonna play you in the movie!,0 +paul,so ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.,rachel,wow! i definitely did not see that one backfiring! i’m gonna go to the bathroom.,1 +phoebe,maybe theres someone else.,rachel,wha...,1 +janice,"i hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two are on your own.",rachel,oh there you go!,0 +ross,sorry. . you ok?,rachel,"absolutely! and if it doesn’t, can i get the extra ticket?",0 +monica,"well, i-i—there was this guy at the bank that i thought was cute umm, but i dont anymore.",rachel,huh?,0 +ross,that is what the thing is.,rachel,"phoebe, could you do me a favour? could you try this on? i just wanna make sure it fits.",0 +monica,i saved you a seat.,rachel,because it’s weird!,0 +joey,hi! how are the gellers?,rachel,don’t call us that!,1 +ross,"i’ve got to say; i know i divorce a lot of women, never thought i would be divorcing you.",rachel,"i know. i always thought if you and i got married, it would be the one that stuck. and it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at pizza hut.",1 +ross,mon?,rachel,youre taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?,0 +monica,"all right, be my guest.",rachel,"oh! hey, somebody left their keys. ooohh, to a porsche!",0 +ross,come on!!,rachel,"i mean, i can write slogans. i mean, how hard can it be, right? cheese. its milk that you chew. crackers. because your cheese needs a buddy. a grape. because who can get a water melon in your mouth?",0 +chandler,i—never borrowed your walkman.,rachel,"well, then i lost it. you buy me one!",1 +joey,"hey! mine was by accident! all right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.",rachel,eh. beth dies.,1 +monica,"mail call, rachel green, bunk seven.",rachel,i got you the foot massager.,0 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?",1 +monica,"i’m gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour!",rachel,okay. but wait!,1 +ross,"all right pheebs, your cab’s ready.",rachel,"i dont know. this little, old lady lives for my career. when they dumped me off of days of our lives she almost died.",0 +ross,and then rachel wasn�t sure she could leave the baby.,rachel,"n-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and i did what i got to do.",1 +monica,"umm, when i said that uh, that chandler and i wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.",rachel,wow! i had no idea you had this much pride.,0 +paul,i’m already here.,rachel,oh! ross is sooo great!,1 +ross,"no, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? who cares about them. this is about us. look, i-ive been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.",rachel,i know what i felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.,0 +joey,yeah thats not such a bad situation they got going over there. im thinking of getting me one of those.,rachel,"yeah! so--ooh, i gotta ask you though. how did you know where to find me?",0 +ross,"rach, shes not going to remember this.",rachel,ive got a plan. ive got a plan. im going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. youre gonna scream out and thatll wake her up!,0 +barry,cmon in.,rachel,"yeah. and y’know, if you wanna cry, that’s okay too.",0 +phoebe,"hey! oh, how did baby shopping go?",rachel,"oh damn, i hate that.",0 +phoebe,"why, so he can get mad at the baby?",rachel,"hey, that is the…baby’s problem. oh, everything okay with the waiter?",1 +ross,"no, hey, i get that, okay, i get that big time. and i’m happy for ya, but i’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! okay, i don’t know what to do anymore.",rachel,well neither do i!,1 +phoebe,did i use that already today? i’m sorry.,rachel,"you know, its fine. well pay you.",0 +barry,"well, if you want, ill just—ill just break it off with her.",rachel,"so, guys, am i crazy, or does phoebe’s mom remind anyone of a cat?",0 +ross,"um, i do not want her baby-sitting our child.",rachel,why not?,1 +phoebe,"sure! tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami.",rachel,"seriously stop it, or im gonna jump on ya.",1 +eddie,"oh, right, all right, you know what pallie i understand, consider me gone, you know what, ill be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.",rachel,"oh, i dont make them a lot because i dont think its fair to the other cookies",0 +joey and ross,no.,rachel,"all right listen umm, i just bought something im not sure shes gonna like it, and its gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that i wanted since i was a little girl.",1 +tag,"you have all the answers, dont you?",rachel,"yeah, i know, i do. i really do.",1 +ross,i�m so sorry �,rachel,"uh, rach, were running low on resumes over here.",0 +monica,what?,rachel,you know the book says that whenever she’s sleeping i should be sleeping so…,1 +chandler,"y’know when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you don’t, you don’t do that every year do you?",rachel,yeah.,1 +gavin,i do have feelings for you.,rachel,you do?,1 +joey,it does?,rachel,"im sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. now i just have to get the coffee out of",0 +phoebe,you heard her too?! you have the gift!,rachel,"phoebe, it’s okay. i like living with joey.",1 +monica,what’s the matter?,rachel,"excuse me? could you help me with something? the patient i’m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. and umm, he’s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.",0 +phoebe,"but emmas got what it takes, she could go all the way!",rachel,"phoebe, you have to calm down.",1 +monica,what happened?,rachel,"well, yknow, a little of this, a little of that. got myself a date tomorrow night.",1 +monica,"okay, i will. remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?",rachel,where are they?,0 +ross,that-that’s always good news. are you okay?,rachel,i told that guy who answered your phone.,0 +phoebe,how much was it?,rachel,"wait a minute, one box! come on, i’m trying to send a little girl to spacecamp, i’m putting you down for five boxes. chandler, what about you?",0 +monica,"yes i did, i’m monica, super aunt",rachel,hi!,0 +joey,"yeah, i gotta, i gotta go to my room too.",rachel,"all right, me neither! i was just testing you!",0 +monica,"windows are clean, candels are lit. uh, belts to tight, gotta change the belt. did i turn the fish? no, cause i made lasagne. am i out of control?",rachel,"just a touch. mon, i dont understand. i mean, youve been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? i mean, why all the sudden are you so... oh.",1 +monica,"well, then, i’m okay with being high maintenance.",rachel,"oh my god, the pages are stuck together!",0 +phoebe,"rachel? oh, good. hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?",rachel,"nono, shes gone.",0 +ross,i mean after tomorrow night.,rachel,"no-no-no! no-no-no! please ross, i can’t! i can’t do it! it’s just gonna freak me out!!!",1 +mark,"yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesnt exactly say big promotion.",rachel,"no, but its good, you know, im gonna take some time off and do some charity work.",1 +ross,le poos still alive?!,rachel,"oh god, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine--teen blocks. oh. oh my god.",1 +chandler,"they were huge. when she sneezed, bats flew out of them.",rachel,"okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!",0 +danny,do you?,rachel,uh-huh.,0 +monica,"you know, a party, or--",rachel,what party?,1 +ross,"sure, you want to go upstairs? ",rachel,hey you guys.,0 +ross,i don’t know what to say.,rachel,you could.... say you’re sorry to her mom.,1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,oh my god. you’re even dumber than i am!,0 +phoebe,can i tell you a little secret?,rachel,do i go horseback riding in the park? do i take classes at the new school?,0 +joey,huh.,rachel,"but-but cailin, he definitely will scream.",0 +phoebe,are you kidding?,rachel,"all right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!",1 +ross,good.,rachel,"i know. (rachel bends down to emma and ross looks over his shoulder again,",0 +ross,and you told phoebe you were engaged.,rachel,"i’m sorry, what?",1 +monica,nothing.,rachel,okay.,0 +ross,"marcel is an illegal exotic animal. im not allowed to have him in the city. if they find him, theyll take him away from me.",rachel,oh my god. youd put that poor little creature in jail?,0 +phoebe,"so uh, now look at the picture…",rachel,no! no! i am not a sex addict!,0 +ross,it’s still a gift! i got it from the gift shop!,rachel,"okay, all right, give me the mug! i’ll keep the mug.",1 +ross,"the big deal is i don’t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when i want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! cold beer.",rachel,and you’re cute too.,0 +ross,"yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.",rachel,i’m probably gonna need those. huh?,0 +joey,i can’t believe she would say that too you.,rachel,i was preparing you for my—didn’t you think i was dead? did that not come off?,0 +monica,"all right, hand me that other box of photos; thats the very last one.",rachel,i think it’s best sir.,0 +ross,and we didn’t have sex.,rachel,"ohh, i mean, we were really drunk. i’m just glad we didn’t do anything stupid.",1 +tag,okay i understand. i wouldn’t want to be proved wrong either.,rachel,hey! i never have an off night ok although sometimes when im a little bloated i dont feel very sexy but even then im better then most!,0 +phoebe,"i don’t know, i don’t have anyone right now. y’know?",rachel,"all the way to the airport huh? you know thats over 30 miles, thats gonna cost you about so bucks.",0 +monica,theres nothing we can do. you erased the message!,rachel,no but ahh! how much easier would it be if it were?,0 +chandler,"yeah, well, i don’t dance at weddings.",rachel,"yeah, but it didn’t fit. well, luckily there’s a store here that has one left in her size, but i’m the groom, i’m not supposed to see the dress…",0 +chandler,hey.,rachel,"hm-mm, corn beef.",0 +monica,"hey rach, remember that great song, me, myself, and i?",rachel,thank you.,0 +ross,"how weird is that? y’know? you’re moving in with me and have the one thing i don’t have. it’s like uh, in a way you-you complete me kitchen.",rachel,what?!,1 +joanna,"wait-wait-wait-wait! you can put your sad little muffin back in it’s drawer. if you must know the truth, i didn’t want to lose a perfectly good assistant.",rachel,what?,1 +joey,good for you!!,rachel,its not that bad.,0 +phoebe,"yeah! well, i really liked that lamaze class i took! yknow and this time i thought id go for something, yknow a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.",rachel,you have a blue tie that would go with this? emma spit up on mine.,0 +joey,what he wants to buy your baby?!,rachel,"fine, fine! you would not hold up well under torture!",0 +ross,"sorry, i’m sorry. close, close, close...",rachel,"yeah, cheerie-o!",0 +ross,"yes, that’s what i was going to ask, thank you.",rachel,but...,0 +monica,i know! phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!,rachel,oh-oh!,0 +phoebe,there’s a skylight?! wow!!,rachel,"you bet i did, ben, put it there! well, it would have worked this time, if his hands werent so damn small! ho, ho, ho!",0 +joey,i was tired!,rachel,"well, i’m gonna go see her. i want to bring her something, what do you think she’ll like?",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,"no, no. he said when are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?",0 +joey,"id take you out for a romantic night. some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home...",rachel,bye!,0 +ben,no more pranks.,rachel,"hey rach, somebody got you shoes!",0 +phoebe,because i think it means more to you.,rachel,"if they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! and i’m not gonna let that happen to little yasmine!",0 +ross,what?,rachel,hi!,0 +barry,sorry about that. so. what have you been up to?,rachel,but now! i’m there! i’m totally there! i’m-i’m finally where you are!,0 +ross,thank you.,rachel,hide the lamp.,0 +chandler,"that is so weird, because every time i go to the dentist, i look down the hygienist’s blouse.",rachel,"phoebe, what? umm...what?!",1 +chandler,"so im not, not gonna lose her?",rachel,"oooh, honey, youre not a total loser.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, you never heard of them?",rachel,"mhm, packing - sexy cheerleader comedy.",0 +phoebe,"okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!",rachel,"yeah, i knew.",0 +joey,i can scratch that right off.,rachel,"joey no, this is wrong! you have to take it back, okay? you don’t want to win an award this way. you’re very talented. and someday you’re gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.",1 +joey,"oh yes i do. otherwise what’s next? today i’m just a guy who can’t finish a turkey, but tomorrow i’m the guy who eats half a powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? no! no, i just…i just—i gotta change my pants. jeans have no give.",rachel,"okay! okay! listen to what sean mcmahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, dear rach, you’re such a good person. not girl! person!",1 +ross,okay.,rachel,"no, no, no! dont call her! you wait for her to call you",0 +joey,i don’t think so.,rachel,probably monica and chandler.,0 +ross,"yeah, well, this guy at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke.",rachel,ah.,1 +joey,im so confused!,rachel,hey guys!,0 +dina,i-i can’t go in there. i can’t tell him!,rachel,"honey, it’s going to be okay. he’s been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; that’s what the meatball sub is for.",1 +phoebe,"wow. so, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over ross yet and you have issues with your father.",rachel,"ok joey, your bet.",0 +monica,"i cant believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. i mean, isnt it amazing how much you can touch someones life, without even knowing it?...would you look at this dump? he hated us. this is his final revenge!",rachel,have you ever seen so much crap?,1 +ronni,thanks.,rachel,"hi, im rachel.",1 +joey,and deaf!,rachel,"okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. am i getting through to you sailor?!",1 +cecilia,"well, it’s nice to know that you…",rachel,"yes-yes-yes! but, i-i do not love her.",0 +phoebe,thats shes like the daughter she never had. listen!,rachel,hi.,1 +mr. zelner,"rachel, i see youve met gavin. i must say, when you left us we werent sure what we were gonna do. but then, gavin to the rescue. super gavin!",rachel,"thats great. so now, super gavin, when i come back where are you planning on flying off to?",1 +ross,"i love you too, and im never letting you go again.",rachel,"okay. cause this is where i wanna be, okay? no more messing around. i dont wanna mess this up again.",1 +melissa,"oh no, that’s-that’s an old card. umm, i wanted to get out of that and-and do something where i can really help people and-and make a difference.",rachel,"boy, i know they say you cant change your parents,... boy, if you could- -id want yours.",0 +monica,i know.,rachel,"sure. what? about uh, you showering with your mom?",0 +phoebe,"okay. would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?",rachel,"oh yeah, well i just started wearing bras again.",0 +dr. miller,1…2! yknow what? youre young; you probably dont have glaucoma.,rachel,"i just wanna say good-bye to you guys and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? twenty bucks on black 15.",0 +mr. waltham,"rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. a joshua bergen.",rachel,now don’t worry! everything’s gonna be okay.,0 +paul,no. what ever happened to that little dude. so full of dreams…,rachel,"i don’t care about the little dude! i can’t! i cannot listen to anymore of this! y’know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! and then it’s only because they get paid $100 an hour! do you know how much money i could’ve made listening to you? $2,000! and do you know when i figured that out? while you were talking!",1 +monica,ohh.,rachel,"uh, uh.",0 +barry,"all right miss green, everything looks fine... yep, i think were starting to see some real progress here.",rachel,"i just feel so, uhh.....",0 +phoebe,good!,rachel,pick one.,1 +ross,"come on, rachel, come on! talk to me! please!!",rachel,ow!,0 +phoebe,but are you saying that you would move out if i didn’t buy that lamp?,rachel,yeah? you found them!! y’know what? i’m not even going to gloat. i’m just really relived this whole thing is over.,0 +chandler,"buy it for ya, or win it for ya?",rachel,"come on! when you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!",0 +ross,so hes calling from rome. i could do that. just gotta go to rome.,rachel,"monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? talking to rome. im talking to rome.",1 +monica,no.,rachel,i guess you weren’t there.,1 +emily,no one’s ever thrown me a surprise party before!,rachel,"well, it was all ross’s idea.",1 +chandler,"oh, yeah. yeah, i found this great place called invisible things for kathy. can you give me a hand with all this stuff?",rachel,"all right, look. why dont you just return the book, let joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. like... a regular pen.",1 +monica,because it’s my apartment!,rachel,"well, what you’re wearing is fine for that.",0 +monica,"oh my gosh! rachel, honey.. are you okay? where-wheres paolo?",rachel,rome. jerk missed his flight.,1 +joey,"yeah, whats that like?",rachel,"ohh please dont be from a real dinosaur! please! please! please! please! please! please! please! please! made in mexico! yes!! ugh, who would buy this?!",1 +chandler,"how... exactly are you pursuing that? yknow other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?",rachel,hi! how are you? (rachel and sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.,0 +amy,is this emmett? ,rachel,im sorry too.,0 +joshua,"yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re clicking.",rachel,great! because emily and i are getting married in a month!,0 +chandler,why not?! i’d be thrilled if i heard that some hot girl was just looking to get—oh i see.,rachel,"oh, between you telling him that i wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea.",1 +monica,is he crazy?! you just had ross’s baby!,rachel,"dude, step up! i proposed.",0 +monica,"how great are you, you little saver?! i mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!",rachel,"ohh, you guys are so made for each other.",1 +chandler,please let me stay on this side of the door.,rachel,"oh, i know... i still have my old key! we can just unlock the door.",1 +joey,"uh, boat rope.",rachel,wrong! how do you get the mainsail up?,1 +mr. heckles,you owe me a cat.,rachel,"oh my god. you listen to me, chandler, you listen to me. one of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me.",0 +chandler,"theyre still just friends, right?",rachel,"marcel. bring me the rice, cmon. bring me the rice, cmon. good boy. good boy. cmere, gimme the rice. thank you, good boy. well, i see hes finally mastered the difference between bring me the and pee in the. bring me the and- rach?",0 +mr. geller,"honey, relationships are hard. like with your mom and me. you know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. it seems her father, your grandfather, wanted her to travel around europe, like he did. of course, he got to do it on uncle sams nickel, because he was also strafing german troop trains at the time. however,",rachel,"well, we should go.",0 +monica,i can’t find garbage bags!,rachel,"oh, i think i saw some in here.",1 +ross,"oh, of course...",rachel,rachel green is very happy youre in her room!,1 +chandler,something else i might have said?,rachel,"i don’t know, i don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when i had absolutely nothing else to do. ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!!",1 +chandler,"ooh, i don’t know if we’re there yet.",rachel,hey everybody.,0 +mindy,um.. we should really be sitting for this.,rachel,"i am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. it was unbelievable! we could totally be ourselves, we didnt have to play any games...",0 +ross,"its awful i know, i mean, i feel terrible but i have to do this if i want my marriage to work. and i do, i have to make this marriage work. i have too. but the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.",rachel,oh no! not that guy! he does look like him though.,0 +joey,"ahh, yes.",rachel,"all right, all right, i’m coming over, and i’m bringing chinese food.",0 +phoebe,are you kidding? i’m like the one who talked him into it. i like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.,rachel,and you really think this is a good idea?,1 +gavin,"well i dont mind, ill cancel. i would never miss my secretarys birthday.",rachel,"yeah, that’s okay, i mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend i’m alone by myself, yknow then i totally, totally understand.",0 +joey,okay.,rachel,"well last night, i met monica’s.",0 +ross,no i left the diapers at the hospital! there’s some in the bag but i’ll run out and get some more.,rachel,"alright thanks, oh ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?",1 +monica,"y’know, i never saw that.",rachel,thank you.,0 +phoebe,"wow, joey and a professor! can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and joeys raw sexual magnetism... oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!",rachel,"all right, so... ross, youre ok with all this? i mean...",1 +joey,"yknow, i-i dont even feel like i know you anymore man! all right, look, im just gonna ask you this one time. and whatever you say, ill believe ya. were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!",rachel,phoebe? im sorry about the whole lifting out thing. you gotta come with me!,1 +phoebe,"um, rachel i’m really sorry. that’s okay, do you wanna get back together? yeah, okay. did anyone else hear that?!",rachel,is he here?,1 +chandler,"i’m sure you’re right, but why?",rachel,you don’t tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship! you don’t tell the guy that! now you scared him away!,1 +monica,a hat! yes! we need a hat.,rachel,"oh my god, ice just got in my eye!",0 +joshua,"nothing i uh, it’s just that i know that they’re still out there.",rachel,oh-oh-hey!,0 +paul,"hey! i have so much more to tell ya, i’ve written it all down!",rachel,"ah that’s great. no actually that’s… that’s great! that’s really great! y’know, i gotta tell ya writing, i mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.",1 +joey,hey rach.,rachel,stop picturing it!!,1 +mark,hi!,rachel,"oh, did you get that from the i love rachel pizzeria?",0 +ross,seriously?,rachel,"yes, i was 4 years old and i was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. and to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! and it was uneven for weeks!",1 +joey,"jo’s there, but i don’t think there’s anything she could do.",rachel,i don’t want to move again!,0 +mr. zelner,hi rachel!,rachel,hi!,1 +chandler,"okay, well well go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? the people that care about you?",rachel,sure...,1 +ross,"ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. it’s one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. oop, oh yeah!",rachel,stop it! cut it out! cut it out!,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"oh hey! hey ross! hey how’s it, how’s it going with you and",1 +joey,you know!!!!,rachel,and you know!!!,1 +ross,"ohh, heres that macadamia nut!",rachel,"ohh, get a room.",0 +phoebe,sure!,rachel,"oh, come here sweetie, listen, you’re gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. that’s not how that was supposed to come out.",0 +joey,okay!,rachel,"listen y’know what sir? for the last time, i don’t care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch dr. do-me-a-little!",1 +monica,oh no! did you take my bra too?!,rachel,"then, i dont get it.",0 +mr. zelner,zelner.,rachel,"� so, youre a paleontologist, right?",0 +monica,"well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.",rachel,what?!,1 +joey,"way to be strong, man!",rachel,hey!,1 +monica,"im sorry honey, but were gonna take you shopping. its gonna be fine.",rachel,really?!,0 +phoebe,uh-huh. now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the band-aid off. what to you want to do?,rachel,"uh, let’s rip!",1 +gavin,"also, ive just been working on this big presentation for tomorrow.",rachel,neither.,0 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,"yes, you did!",1 +monica,because it’s my apartment!,rachel,well it’s mine too! what else you got?!,1 +ross,pa-haa!! i would love to go with you.,rachel,really!?,1 +monica,"alright, great. thanks a lot. im going to tap class.",rachel,"what, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?",1 +ross,yeah! lets go out.,rachel,damn it!,0 +phoebe,hey.,rachel,"oh phoebe, listen. well, i think we gotta go. this place is really freaking me out. ive been watching this guy over there, i dont think he came with a kid!",1 +joshua,"oh yeah, yeah uh, it’s down the hall and uh, second door to your left.",rachel,that cold makes you sound so great.,0 +joey,"oh you know uh kash, really liked you the other day. he said he thought you were charming.",rachel,she has to know that your not ready.,0 +chandler,"actually, this is for kathys birthday. its an early edition of her favorite book.",rachel,"no, huh uh, im sorry, no. no, im not some like sloppy second, charity band. you know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. when i play, i play for me, i dont need your charity. thank you! la la la la la la la....",0 +phoebe,"ooh, ill go in on that with you! i couldnt think of anything.",rachel,howard?,0 +ross,he’s coming here for thanksgiving!,rachel,"i know, it’s sick.",1 +monica,hey.,rachel,hello! organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!,0 +monica,you had no right to go out with him.,rachel,"im sorry, im so sorry. if you... if you want your key back, i totally understand.",0 +ross,"monica had such a crush on him. yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.",rachel,oh! i used to do that too!,1 +monica,"ohh! yeah, i forgot.",rachel,yeah.,1 +erin,yeah.,rachel,"well umm, y’know, i used to play.",0 +joey,"yeah, i got my speech!",rachel,"really? my god, he’s really cute.",0 +joey,...does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?,rachel,"well, i-i could live without it.",1 +phoebe,"yes, but i wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if youre having so much fun over here…",rachel,hey pheebs!,0 +chandler,hey you guys.,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"oh, well... cause.... you just... i dont like this question.",rachel,"okay, see, see, you guys, what if we dont get magic beans? i mean, what if all weve got are.. beans?",1 +chandler,"yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.",rachel,ohh!,1 +ross,there is no way i am letting you drive this car! so why don’t you just hand over the keys?,rachel,oh.,1 +ross,what?,rachel,"well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.",1 +melissa,so last i heard you were gonna get married. oh poor ray-ray.,rachel,"well, they dont have to know that...",0 +dr. long,"she’s fine. she’s experiencing braxton-hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.",rachel,it does! how would you feel if you couldn’t share your cooking? or-or imagine how ross would feel if he couldn’t teach us about dragons.,0 +phoebe,and how none of it matters when the people really love each other. and how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it’s a compliment.,rachel,why would the baby creep me out?,0 +phoebe,"hey rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?",rachel,thats ridiculous!,0 +ross,"so, um... where did paolo come from?",rachel,"oh... italy, i think.",1 +joey,"yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!",rachel,what happened?!!,0 +chandler,do you think you could get through a poem?,rachel,it’ll be a short one.,1 +gavin,dont be. its just bad timing.,rachel,"no, sir.",0 +amy,since today... i am going to be a baby stylist.,rachel,it is?,0 +joey,"i gotta say, i never knew i could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so",rachel,well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.,1 +joey and ross,yeah!,rachel,okay! check it out!,1 +ross,"come on out, honey! im telling you look good! tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.",rachel,i can not believe i have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.,1 +chandler,no.,rachel,"phoebe, its okay that you feel this way. i mean it is soon. and theres a lot of things we dont know about each other, and i just figure that everything i really like. and the things i dont know, i get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.",0 +ross,you are totally jealous.,rachel,huh. sounds like mark something wants to have some sex.,0 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, that’s the word i use when i can’t remember the real thing.",rachel,okay. hang up! that’s it! come on!,1 +monica,i can do that!,rachel,"yeah? okay! good, good, because hes coming. hes coming. hey, whats up?",1 +ross,why are we in bed together?,rachel,"gotta go. i miss you too, i love you, but its getting real late now",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,really?!,0 +ross,"nice. and by the way that uh, that line down my face?",rachel,"hi, is molly here?",0 +phoebe,"ok, this is not about the money, ok? its about... its about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.",rachel,i dont care about any of that!!,1 +joey,"me too! hey rach, can i just say i think this is the best date i ever had!",rachel,i know!,1 +all,oh-no-no-no-no….,rachel,you don’t have it anymore?,0 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,hi! i just want to apologize. i’m really sorry i was a baby.,1 +ross,oh! oh! she’s upside down but she’s coming! she’s coming!,rachel,oh god!,1 +ross,im never gonna find love again.,rachel,"hey phoebe, can i talk to you for a second?",1 +ross,"sure, okay.",rachel,"okay, wait. all right, that’s it, okay, i’m out of here. i am not going to be embarrassed anymore!",0 +charlie,"wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!",rachel,- and theres five hundred extra dollars in my account.,0 +chandler,what about him?,rachel,"so don’t think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a…a two month anniversary present.",0 +joshua,so…,rachel,i think i feel ok about it. actually i think i feel really good about it.,0 +ross,"oh, okay, y’know what this is? this is a difference of opinion. and when that happens in a marriage...",rachel,"oh ross, come on! this is not, this is not a marriage!! this is the world’s worst hangover! ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, i will!",1 +ross,huh?,rachel,"oh, you guys. this was an amazing night. thank you so much. i love you. good night.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.",rachel,wow! play that message for emily and this whole problem goes away!,0 +monica,"oh yeah, what’s the plan?",rachel,a joke they would appreciate?,0 +monica,"and yet, here we are doing it again.",rachel,breathe! breathe! breathe throw the pain.,0 +joey,can you tell me how this happened?,rachel,well no.,1 +ross,no! no! oh my god. did she get off the plane? did she get off the plane?,rachel,i got off the plane.,1 +ross,anyone want me to appraise anything?,rachel,"mrs. bing, i have to tell you, ive read everything youve ever written. no, i mean it! i mean, when i read euphoria at midnight, all i wanted to do was become a writer.",1 +joey,"absolutely. but, we’re gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? i’ll page ross on the way. come on.",rachel,"phoebe if it helps alexandra has only been massaging monica for like three years. if! i said, if it helps!",0 +joey,"is it on me? i feel, i feel like its on me! i got, hey!",rachel,"bing doesnt seem so weird now, does it?",0 +ross,no! no! no! the come here to me is yknow for the ladies.,rachel,a loser you did it with 298 times!,0 +ross,are you kidding? i have had some very dirty dreams about this...,rachel,cool.,0 +mindy,"okay, okay... when barry was engaged to you, he and i...kind of... had a little thing on the side.",rachel,"what, uh... what were you thinking?",0 +phoebe,"okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when we’re married!",rachel,"ahh yes, the messers become the messies!",0 +phoebe,"ohh! all right! all right. here’s what we’ll do, i’ll get twice as drunk as monica and then no one’s will even notice her.",rachel,"hey, y’know what you guys? i think i’m gonna go walk her home.",0 +phoebe,"look, i feel really bad about how i freaked you out before, so i called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. go!",rachel,sure.,0 +monica,i’m just trying to spice it up!,rachel,"okay, so let’s play for some pepper! stop spending my money!",1 +phoebe,bus?,rachel,"no, you! phoebe you freaked me out. you kept saying how huge this all is!",1 +ross,"yknow what, yknow what, i’m-i’m not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. you’re the one that bailed on us. you’re the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!",rachel,that’s....,1 +phoebe,"oh wow. what, do you think maybe he’s gonna tell you that he’s gay?",rachel,what?! no! why?!,1 +monica,"hey rach, a guy from ralph lauren called, you got a second interview!",rachel,"you better believe hes tired, after the day we had! if you know what i mean. you know what i mean?",0 +monica,what about all the guys that youve got the phone numbers from? why dont you just kiss one of them?,rachel,"i could, i could but i dont want to! i want to kiss joey!",1 +carol,ross? that opens my cervix.,rachel,stripping!,0 +ross,you talked to her?,rachel,"no, she left a message. but it-it kinda got erased. theres just something wrong with your machine.",1 +dr. miller,"okay then, i guess well see you back here in three months.",rachel,great!,1 +ross,oh that’s not pretty.,rachel,ah….,0 +ross,actually it’s more like this.,rachel,oh stupid metric system!,1 +ross,what? what?,rachel,he’s looking at me.,1 +chandler,"yknow, i cant believe im getting my nails done! and you said it was gonna be fun! which it kinda is. also, you said there would be other guys here. there are no other guys here!",rachel,"chandler, there’s a guy right over there.",1 +ross,"well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... i gotta flush.",rachel,"no, amish boy.",0 +ross,"well, umm, why don’t you give him a call?",rachel,but you are a real boy!,0 +joey,always nice to meet a fan!,rachel,you slept out here?,0 +ross,wow! i didn’t know that there was a pottery barn up here.,rachel,"i know, i know. i went a little crazy.",1 +ross,"im hurt! im actually hurt, that you would think that i would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. hurt! hurt!",rachel,all right ross!! i get it!!,1 +joey,that’s true.,rachel,lets run towards them!,0 +ross,"wasnt this supposed to be just a fling, huh? shouldnt it be... flung by now?",rachel,huh.,0 +joey,i said no.,rachel,what?!,1 +phoebe,"oh, yeah. ok, thank you.",rachel,youre welcome.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, its just so strange. i mean, she probably woke up today and thought, ok, ill have some breakfast, and then ill take a little walk, and then ill have my massage. little did she know god was thinking, ok, but thats it. oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, i was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, i dont think it went very far.",rachel,what do you mean?,1 +monica,i thought there wasnt a ball?,rachel,"oh, its perfect!",0 +chandler,oh hey!,rachel,"me too! yeah, chandler can’t stand it. he won’t even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.",0 +ross,"wasnt this supposed to be just a fling, huh? shouldnt it be... flung by now?",rachel,"i mean, we are way past the fling thing, i mean, i am feeling things that ive only read about in danielle steele books, you know? i mean, when im with him, im totally, totally...",1 +ross,"it came in the mail today, its uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that ive known and loved emily, cut up into mulch!",rachel,"oh, honey thats awful.",1 +monica,brides magazines?,rachel,"yes, and i know that you’d say no if he asked you, but i’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this donna carin.",1 +ross,"hey, whats wrong?",rachel,"oh, oh, ok, great. you know what, while youre at it she",0 +monica,"oh no it’s not, no it’s not. it’s a first date. i’m sure that nothing is gonna…",rachel,hey you guys! look!,0 +joey,"cmon! just try to picture her not pregnant, thats all.",rachel,going to the hospital tonight?,0 +chandler,"well, i have an appointment to see dr. robert pillman, career counselor a-gogo. i added the a-gogo.",rachel,....yeah... what else?,0 +monica,oh yeah...so how did you end up kissing?,rachel,"but, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.",0 +ross,great. so let�s get going?,rachel,say something! say anything! ask her out! she’s not your cousin!,0 +ross,i cant catch a break!,rachel,"yknow what ross? youre not going anywhere. youre gonna sit right here. im gonna make you a cup of tea and were gonna talk this thing whole out. all right? hey, dave!",1 +melissa,you do now. you’re having dinner with me.,rachel,"okay! okay. look, i, uh- i realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between carol and me, and, so, well, heres the deal. carols a lesbian. shes living with a woman named susan. shes pregnant with my child, and she and susan are going to raise the baby.",0 +monica,"no, that landed in your food!",rachel,"no, no, thats ok. you won fair and square. im so sad!",1 +chandler,i don’t know.,rachel,well! is everybody else having just the best time?!,1 +ross,yeah. what are we gonna do?,rachel,"your computer, i dont know wha... everythings gone!",0 +ross,"and hey, heres to a lousy christmas.",rachel,hey.,0 +joey,"hey, that womans got an ass like carols! what? thought we were trying to find stuff.",rachel,"it says to call this number if youre not completely satisfied with this candy bar. well, im not completely satisfied.",0 +ross,what do you mean?,rachel,"baking it didnt help, huh?",0 +phoebe,yuh-huh! i was the last one to know when chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. i was the last one to know when you had a crush on joey when he was moving in. looks like i was second to last.,rachel,hmmm... this is so nice.,1 +monica,and processing.,rachel,one.,0 +joey,"ah, now rach, these ah, these little women.",rachel,"well, so, you-you’ll get a job here! i mean, i’m always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing american jobs; that could be you!",0 +chandler,ohhh!,rachel,"okay, you gotta give me some of your piece.",1 +ross,i was just leaving.,rachel,"good! ‘cause i’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, i hope i don’t fall asleep.",1 +joey,and you’ll be topless?,rachel,my dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.,0 +joey,hey! it’s my fashion girls! what’s wrong?,rachel,i’m pregnant.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. why?",rachel,because i’m going to london.,1 +ross,"uhm, right!",rachel,"alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over mike. and afterward you come to my place and ill get you good and drunk!",0 +ben,i’m not allowed to have soda.,rachel,morning.,0 +ross,bummer.,rachel,"yeah, right. look at you, you’re practically giddy.",1 +joey,the big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off stevie.,rachel,stevie the tv?,1 +ross,"noo, nnnnn. what does this mean? what do you, i mean do you wanna, get back together?",rachel,what?!,0 +monica,yes its true.,rachel,what?,0 +monica,i’m sorry honey.,rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,"wow, whats the bad news!",rachel,whos gladys?,1 +chandler,"oh, umm, joey was born, and then 28 years later, i was robbed!!",rachel,"joey? got you a joey special, two pizzas! joe? hello? damnit! hello? no, joey’s not here right now, but i can take a message i think. he’s still got a chance for the part?! oh, that’s great news! well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. oh well, that’s great. i will give joey the message. thank you!",0 +dr. green,"this where they put it? what, there no table available in the kitchen! hello, baby.",rachel,you remember ross.,1 +carol,"rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?",rachel,"yes oh——do i want sugar in my coffee? no, just some milk would be good carol. thanks. okay, do you remember all that stuff i taught you yesterday?",1 +joey,"oh come on! just pick one! between monica, phoebe, chandler, and ross if",rachel,"no one! they are my friends, i wouldn’t punch any of them.",1 +joey,"i do rach. i do, and i so happy for you.",rachel,"oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!",1 +joey,oh no-no-no! no-no-no-no-no-no-no!,rachel,"look, i can�t do this. i can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.",0 +chandler,"it did enter my mind! but then something happened that made it, shoot right out.",rachel,no problem! next week: stealing...,0 +joey,"this is my friend rachel. rachel, kash, kash, rachel.",rachel,hi.,1 +bonnie,"yeah, thank you rachel, you are soo cool.",rachel,oh.,0 +joey,"oh hey whoa-whoa, don’t worry. okay. when my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.",rachel,really?,1 +mrs green,"i mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but i was thinking there might be more.",rachel,"hey, i washed those!",0 +ross,oh nice tan!,rachel,thank you! i had just gone to the beach that weekend.,1 +phoebe,he says he cant do that.,rachel,"oh give me , , ,� � hi, mike?� hi.� listen.� i know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� if you do this i . . . phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� seriously, im talking dirty stuff.",1 +joey,"well, the reason i think monica and chandler are so great…",rachel,"not as impressive as you. i gotta tell you, i looked at your record and youve done some pretty weird stuff.",0 +policeman,nope.,rachel,your license please.,0 +monica,"hello? oh, hi ross! see? other people call me!",rachel,"right, not just that. umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less…",0 +monica,hey rach!,rachel,hi!,1 +chandler,tonight? you-you didnt say it was going to be at nighttime.,rachel,hey!,1 +chandler,then i got all needy and clingy.,rachel,"okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. maybe its not so bad. how did you leave it?",1 +ross,"i mean—no, it’s just ‘cause, it’s just ’cause you and i were like a nightmare. no, but there was some good times.",rachel,"no, absolutely. y’know like it was umm…",1 +joanna,"you know, junior miss is where i started. oh, i had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.",rachel,"well, yeah, kinda. um, but that’s okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, so i’m allowed to sleep with you. no, no, no, it’s flattery.",0 +ross,hey... theres sensitive... and there is too sensitive.,rachel,"okay, what? what is too sensitive?",1 +phoebe,"oooh, yeah. you’re a genius.",rachel,"oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?",1 +phoebe,"no, ive got work and then im proposing..",rachel,"but phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. i know i do.",0 +monica,thanks.,rachel,"oh alright. umm, well, okay, i usually start by having a bottle of wine",0 +ross,"yes, very nice rachel.",rachel,thank you judges.,1 +monica,what do you mean?,rachel,"look, i am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that i’m not. i’m not even close. and i don’t know, maybe i just wanted to make myself feel better. and i know that that’s dumb, but oh my god you were so depressed when ross got married that you slept with chandler!",1 +ross,"oh, come on rach, we will. i promise. we have more interviews and worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.",rachel,"what, the blonde with no bra?",1 +ross,"me. was that not clear? hey, why dont, um, why dont i just join you both, here?",rachel,dont you have a laundry room in your building?,1 +monica,say what?,rachel,giving you my baby? you think id give you my child after this?,0 +phoebe,theyre here already? how are they doing this?,rachel,hi tag! what are you doing here?,1 +monica,"all right, look, i hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, it’s all your fault.",rachel,what?!,1 +phoebe,"i did it! one mile on a hippity-hop! that’s it!! that’s everything i wanted to do before i was thirty. oh, except i wanted to patch things up with my sister. but oh well. yay!! and-and girls this thing is a godsend if you know what i mean.",rachel,"thirty. ugh, i mean thirty! monica, do you remember mean, old mrs. kreeger in the fifth grade? she was thirty!",1 +monica,"okay, let’s go!! let’s hit the road!!",rachel,"why, do you write him a lot?",0 +phoebe,oh. hey!,rachel,finally!,0 +phoebe,"oh my god, its all so elegant! whens the dirty stuff starting?",rachel,tell me more.,0 +ross,"that’s great! are you happy now? look what you did with your funny, funny form!",rachel,what?! me?! what about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!,1 +chandler,we’re the bings.,rachel,hi! oh you guys look so beautiful!,1 +joey,"sure i do! it’s a verb! as in, i behalfin’ it!",rachel,can i ask you something? have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?,0 +ross,"yeah. you, uh, you want some?",rachel,"oh, i would love some. but yknow what? yknow what? lets not drink it here. im feeling kinda crazy. you wanna go to newark?",1 +ross,"oh, sure! i’m sure.",rachel,"well, we have to say something! we have to get it out! it’s eating me alive!! monica got stung by a jellyfish.",0 +ross,"rach, i think im gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, i dont want to infect him.",rachel,"ross, please, dont be so scared of him!",1 +ross,i gotta get to work.,rachel,you don’t have a car. and your license expired.,0 +monica,its danny.,rachel,"dude, you shouldve gone out once and a while.",0 +guy,"oh believe me, i-i-i’ve been there. i had to sort mannequin heads at that mannequins plus.",rachel,whoa-whoa-whoa! what?,0 +monica,it doesnt go with any of my stuff.,rachel,"well, what about my stuff?",1 +phoebe,here.,rachel,thanks. god this is so stupid! how could i be upset over something i never had? it’s negative?,1 +monica,"hey, rachel, can-can i see you for a sec?",rachel,"yeah, they said i acted too much with it. i told everybody about this! now everybodys gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...",0 +monica,"okay, i will. remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?",rachel,yes!,1 +mr. zelner,"yeah, it’s not like i don’t have a sense of humor, huh? hell, i even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. but there’s a time and a place, huh?! unless you uh, have a limerick right now? no? okay, well uh, you’ve got my fax number.",rachel,whoa! i can’t believe you did that. that was really sweet.,1 +ross,"...cant, cant a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriends office anymorrrrre!!",rachel,"actually i rent the whole place and, i just got what you meant. thank you.",0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,i cant believe this. this is her first birthday. shes awake. were not even there. everybody left. we still have this stupid obscene cake.,1 +monica,"ok, then, why are you... all dressed up??",rachel,"doesnt matter, ill get em tomorrow. or not. whenever.",0 +chandler,"well, i think i judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.",rachel,"no, ross sister was really fat.",0 +monica,that is an excellent excellent question. that is excellent.,rachel,"oh, i tasted bens milk, and ross freaked out.",0 +ross,you think?,rachel,you are playing american football?,0 +chandler,what? may i?,rachel,"whats with the rain, geller? i mean, when i signed up for dino week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.",1 +phoebe,you mean a backup?,rachel,get in here!!!,0 +phoebe,"yeah. and believe me, this suit does not do justice to what’s underneath it.",rachel,"oh-okay, but pheebs?",1 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +danny,really! you-you sail?,rachel,"no-no, but i support it.",1 +chandler,"by then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. we don’t want her to come back to bad cheesecake.",rachel,can i ask what—come on in.,0 +phoebe,i don’t know. ooh! ooh! look it! ah-ha!,rachel,"all right, cut, let’s pick again, pick again.",1 +ross,she hates pottery barn?!!,rachel,"all right yknow what, nevermind! everyone wants to have a green one! i’m sorry, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to get so emotional, i guess it’s just the holidays, it’s hard.",0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,bye house!,1 +all,"hi, julie!",rachel,"see? ben doesnt think youre a loser, he thinks youre a cowboy! now thats something.",0 +monica,"congratulations, i think you’ve found the world’s thinnest argument.",rachel,"oh, well, that shouldn’t be so hard, now that you’re dating. sweetheart, you’re fired, but how ’bout a quickie before i go to work?",1 +monica,maybe we could call the phone company. maybe they could change the message. maybe they can change his number.,rachel,thanks.,0 +ross,"okay, here we go...",rachel,rach!,0 +phoebe,mm-hmm. throw me a bone here.,rachel,"umm, your boxes are umm…",0 +monica,"on three, 1…2…3! now my pillows all wet!",rachel,not as upset as hes gonna be when he finds out what i did with his sweater vests!,0 +monica,"that is the unusual activity. look, they just wanna see if youre okay.",rachel,"they wanna know if im okay. okay.. they wanna know if im okay, okay, lets see. well, lets see, the fica guys took all my money, everyone i know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and im getting coffee! and its not even for me! so if that sounds like im okay, okay, then you can tell them im okay, okay?",1 +joey,well you’re whippin’ so slow! can’t you do it any faster?,rachel,"becasue at first he thought it was joseph. but after he asked joseph about it, turns out it was you. anyway, i just thought you should know.",0 +all,"absolutely, yeah!",rachel,chandler! you’re smoking? what are you doing?!,1 +the teacher,"monica, you asked the question.",rachel,oh my god! thats monica!!,1 +monica,"really. well, at least big girls dont pee in their pants in seventh grade!",rachel,i was laughing! you made me laugh!,1 +phoebe,"all right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the tv set.",rachel,i promise.,1 +amy,a-and its on fifth. and the elevator opens up right into the living room.,rachel,"no, whats he like?",1 +ross,hey. we-we look…we look pretty good.,rachel,that’s what i was gonna say.,1 +joey,well it hit me anyway! and it would’ve hurt a lot less if i had finished that last beer.,rachel,hey! how’s the boat?!,0 +ross,"so uh, he seems like a nice guy.",rachel,so long! don’t let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out!,0 +chandler,"hes not right for the part. so if i suggest him, my bosses are gonna think im an idiot! and thats something they should learn on their own!",rachel,"no, that landed in your food!",0 +ross,"i was having a little chat with ah, bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up yknow, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!",rachel,"that was her idea, i just gave her a nudge.",1 +joey,"oh well, chandler and monica are over there and its kinda hard to concentrate.",rachel,what?! she just called and said that she was gonna be working late! she keeps lying to me! thats it! yknow what? im just gonna go over there and confront them right now!,1 +joey,"all right, all right, all right, lets play one more time, ok? and remember, if i win you do not move to paris.",rachel,"ok! cant believe im risking this again, but youre on! all right joe, you remember the rules! heads i win, tails you lose.",1 +joey,"this is so exciting for her. well, i’ll let you two fash…ists get down to business.",rachel,what’s wrong?,0 +ross,i know! i’m saying you have to watch them all the time.,rachel,i did!! i watched! i watched! i watched monica bang his head against that thing!,1 +joey,"oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. okay? we’re on a date.",rachel,tonight.,0 +ross,it’s not a club.,rachel,"hey you guys, hums while he pees just asked me out!",0 +ross,youre nose is bleeding!,rachel,"uh, no, i got to see donald trump waiting for an elevator.",0 +molly,"shes out, im gonna take her home.",rachel,ow!,0 +kim,"hi rachel. ohh, i’ve been meaning to ask you. have you seen the new ralph lauren sheets? ohh, what am i thinking. of course you have.",rachel,hey.,0 +amy,oh! um... well... im getting married.,rachel,"well, that’s what i said, but it turns out, mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!",0 +phoebe,better!,rachel,"ah, its an honest mistake.� it could happen to anyone.� all right, see ya.",0 +monica,or spin the bottle?,rachel,he’s not 11!,1 +tag,i did not!,rachel,yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl american action.,0 +monica,oh give it a rest!,rachel,"no! everythings gettin all messed up, yknow? emily wont let ross see rachel, were not gonna stop seeing rachel, hence ross stops seeing us!",0 +monica,"see, i’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people i’m only planning on doing this once. so, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and i’m sorry about it, but i was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.",rachel,"oh honey, but it is just about…",1 +gavin,"well i dont mind, ill cancel. i would never miss my secretarys birthday.",rachel,why did you invite him?? i cant stand that guy!,1 +mark,what? is it my breath?,rachel,"no! sorry, i just thought you were somebody else. hi!",1 +janice,he’s a keeper. how are you feeling?,rachel,"oooh, wrong answer.",0 +tag,fine.,rachel,"ooooooooooh, i slept with you! and you obviously remember me hey! i still got it. so were good. ill let myself out.",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,hi.,1 +mrs green,"i mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but i was thinking there might be more.",rachel,"oh, im sorry. you know what? i cannot have this conversation with you. i mean, god, you just come in here, and drop this bomb on me, before you even tell daddy. what? what do you want? do you want my blessing?",1 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"please take your time, it’s an important decision. not like, say, i know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.",rachel,blueberry.,1 +ross,okay. sure.,rachel,am i going to let you watch me undress?,1 +ross,maybe not.,rachel,"hello? um, yeah, uh, okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if shes here.",1 +paul,"sure you did! you came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. you were shouting, joey! joey! bye rach.",rachel,yeah! help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.,0 +ross,"rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?",rachel,"oh god. oh, am i being like a total laundry spaz? i mean, am i supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?",1 +ben,crap!!,rachel,"well, i think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give rachel another chance to dress up like princess bubble yum.",0 +ross,"look, no-no, hey, hey, dont worry about it! in nine years, she and i will be right there.",rachel,"okay, well, im gonna clear out some of these boxes.",1 +ross,really?,rachel,"yes! and i know what looks sexy on guys. please, just wear what i suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,i don’t want to look.,0 +ross,"well, well, theyre good.� its been a while since ive seen you like this.� you, you clean up good.",rachel,achhh.� its always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� � except with you.,0 +monica,that doesnt seem fair.,rachel,"i know! its like im being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!",1 +phoebe,"there was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. monica’s pregnant. so i guess she won’t be totally alone.",rachel,oh my god!,1 +joey,me too.,rachel,absolutely. just give me your breast and well be on our way.,0 +woman,"hi, is rachel here? i’m her sister.",rachel,"oh my god, jill!",1 +chandler,"yknow what rach, maybe you should just, yknow stay here at the coffee house.",rachel,"i can’t! it’s too late! terry already hired that girl over there. look at her, she’s even got waitress experience. last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... swans.",1 +chandler,that’s what you say at the end of a date.,rachel,do you like car games?,0 +ross,"actually, it kinda is. my wife wont return my calls. i dont know where my wife is. hey ross, wheres the mrs.? dont know!",rachel,stuck at school. some parent-teacher thing. you can go. i’ll get the information.,0 +monica,what?,rachel,she wants to move in with me and ross to help take care of the baby.,1 +joey,"well, with dr. drake they always tell me what to say. and with joey, i pretty much have to make it up on my own.",rachel,"it’s uh, right through there.",0 +phoebe,"uh-huh, what?",rachel,well since i’m movin’ out and-and you’re so beautiful…,1 +chandler,"oh, i have to get married in james bond’s tux!",rachel,it’s a pretty cool tux.,1 +ross,what are you doing? were going to a hospital.,rachel,"thank you. all right, here i go. hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?",0 +ross,was there anything you did wrong with emma?,rachel,"yes, of course there is! okay? im not insane!",1 +joey,that’s great. thanks rach.,rachel,"dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here! alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the-",0 +monica,no it’s not! no! no! now it’s about you and ross getting back together!,rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,"okay, let’s play! the big game, italy vs. china, apparently.",rachel,"one meal! that’s all i’m asking for. please? we go out, we eat, and if you don’t have a good time, i give you ten grand, we call it even.",0 +joey,"oh. okay. hey, can i ride this outside?",rachel,"whatever! okay, i’m not your mother.",1 +ross,"just, yknow out.",rachel,"ohh, out, oh god, i dont know why we didnt think to check there!",1 +melissa,"well, we’ve been flirting back and forth, but i was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.",rachel,"hey! no-no-no-no, you can’t take him away from me! i got a great partner to pick up girls with! finally!!",0 +phoebe,that is a different phone.,rachel,"hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you’re moving out?",0 +tag,rachel green’s office.,rachel,"tag? hi, who was that?",1 +ross,"damn, this coffee’s cold! hey rach, do you mind if i heat this up on your loins?",rachel,okay i-i just have to stop by my place first.,0 +joey,i’m not quite sure.,rachel,wanna give me a hand?,0 +monica,"you’re just new at this, it’ll get better, think about your first day at work. i mean, that couldn’t have been easy but you figured that out.",rachel,"oh, im sorry sir, that was our last piece.",0 +monica,"all right, phoebe get open. rachel, go long.",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,"huh, if i had to guess id say rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and phoebe is doing the punching.",rachel,"oh, pheebs, i dont even know where to start.",1 +joey,whom. that’s right.,rachel,yoo-hoo! aaron litman-neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, you have homosexual hair.",rachel,thank you. theyre yours.,0 +ross,"she sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo vette.",rachel,so fellas,1 +tag,oh.,rachel,hey.,0 +monica,howd it go?,rachel,"monica, you’re so lucky! he’s like the most popular guy in school!!",0 +chandler,are you kidding? if i wasnt married shed be rejecting me right now.,rachel,"hey! oh, we-we cant keep eating like this.",0 +ross,"yeah. listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn’t matter. i mean, i think it would’ve happened either way. i mean if you hadn’t initiated it i-i-i know i would’ve.",rachel,"look, it was accident! okay? i-i feel bad that it happened, but i swear, i didn’t even watch it! anyway, here. i thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself.",0 +monica,"oh my god, are you out of a job?",rachel,"lisa’s laugh though…there’s—it’s so infectious. it’s one of those things…just forget about it. once it starts, it’s all gone.",0 +ross,"hey. how did, uh, howd it go today?",rachel,"great! it went great. really great. hey, is that wine?",1 +phoebe,"oh, look, hes got rosss haircut!",rachel,we make fire. cook meat.,0 +monica,they all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.,rachel,"well, can i keep the presents and still be 29?",1 +monica,"no. um, i know you like this, and i want you to have it. i think itll look good in our apartment.",rachel,thank you.,1 +monica,"oh, from who?",rachel,from you. i exchanged the blouse you got me.,1 +joey,yeah! good night!,rachel,goo--ood night!,1 +joey,chandler?,rachel,hey.,0 +joey,"see look, women, carrying the bag. but it is odd how a womens purse looks good on me, a man.",rachel,"oh, im glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.",0 +ross,"yeah, yeah, oh!",rachel,"oh, hello.",0 +ross,"correct, his profession was?",rachel,this is from the woman at the bar.,0 +phoebe,what did he say?,rachel,"well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. ugh. i feel blue.",1 +ross,hey! look who’s back! it’s the birthday girl! how’s the birthday girl feeling?,rachel,yeah.,0 +joey,"yeah, whats that like?",rachel,"sure, what’s up?",0 +joey,absolutely! hes not thinking about you.,rachel,"yeah, i know, its my birthday. we all should be here.",0 +ross,"hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?",rachel,"no. but i got knicks tickets for you, me, and chandler.",0 +ross,"yeah, well... i think i know how to dazzle him.",rachel,"oh... youre not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?",1 +phoebe,my roommate.,rachel,you have a roommate?!,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i’m sure that happened.",rachel,"wait a minute, she isn’t… she’s not the one who you…",0 +phoebe,"hmm, how about my azzz?",rachel,"hey, this is hollow.",1 +melissa,"of course i remember our kiss. i think about it all the time. i can still hear the coconuts knockin’ together i… i just didn’t want to tell you ‘cause i didn’t think that you’d return my love, and now that you have…",rachel,"…anyway, his name is allan and we’ve been going out for three years. he was my first client when i became a party planner. he was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. oh well. and he was theta beta pi at syracuse.",0 +joanna,chandler is fantastic!!,rachel,all right. all right.,0 +phoebe,"just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.",rachel,no! hey! hey! we can’t!,0 +ross,did you say something?,rachel,"yeah, they do! quit being a baby and leave me alone! there, you’ve just had your first class!",0 +joey,six years? wow... its almost as long as highschool...,rachel,"well there really wasnt much time to get used to it, you know what i mean?",0 +ross,why is it inside out?!,rachel,"so did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?",0 +monica,"oh that’s my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. she’s fancy.",rachel,"so chandler, i-id love to come by tonight.",0 +joey,but equally real!,rachel,what else?,0 +joey,"yeah, listen, before i forget that side is still wet.",rachel,ah!!,0 +ross,"oh, not another one! oh my g... and this is moisturiser. its even harder to clean! why? why do bad things happen to good people?",rachel,"wow! well, clearly this is not a good time.",1 +chandler,"so im not, not gonna lose her?",rachel,"just do it! okay, its janice and if i get it im going to have to see her tonight. oh, thats great im gonna have to see her tonight.",0 +chandler,"you mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, you are you wearing?! you look fabulous!",rachel,"honey, might i suggest watching a little more espn and a little less e!?",1 +jill,"y’know, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but i’m not gonna date some random guy from your work.",rachel,"it’s not random, it’s bob.",1 +phoebe,what?! i think he’s cute.,rachel,well then you have his baby.,1 +mark,no. and i don’t think i’m gonna want to.,rachel,i can’t do this.,1 +joey,"ah, can i just say i know were doing this for ross, and thats cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what wed be doing on our first date.",rachel,"well, what would we be doing?",1 +dr. mitchell,rachel.,rachel,what?,1 +joey,i’m so happy!,rachel,hello? it’s the deli again!,0 +tag,good morning.,rachel,my god!,0 +monica,"no, i just, i fell down.",rachel,"oh yeah, emily convinced me to do it.",0 +monica,"well, now’s a good time. i’m on my way to have my ears cut off.",rachel,no.,0 +tag,"it wasn’t on your list, but hopefully you’ll think it’s really fun.",rachel,"oh, and plus i’m 1/16th portuguese.",0 +ross,"…and then, we could’ve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!",rachel,"ross, it just wouldn’t have been feasible.",1 +paul,diet coke.,rachel,"aw, i know all about kip!",0 +phoebe,oh no! oh! wow!!!,rachel,because armadillos also wandered in the desert?,0 +ross,look ive already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!,rachel,just put it on a plate and leave.,0 +chandler,he’s taking off her coat!,rachel,"yeah, sure.",0 +joey,hey jessica.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,hey. how did you sleep?,rachel,good. you?,1 +ross,what? oh yeah. i’m sorry. i mean i-i think i went a little crazy. i mean i was thinking about myself when i really—i should have been thinking about you rach…,rachel,the irish gig guy?!,0 +ross,"rach, rach, well be fine, all right?� you go have fun.",rachel,i hope you were using protection.,0 +dr. miller,"but your chin here. now, youll feel a small puff of air in each eye.",rachel,oh thats an eye removal machine.,0 +joey,i knew i shouldn’t have mentioned it! that’s what i wanted to name my kid!,rachel,"no reason, i’m just saying that uh… that’s where i’ll be.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey, kicky. whatre you doing?",0 +monica,mr. heckles.,rachel,how did this happen?,1 +joey,where are you gettin’ this?,rachel,why can’t you tell her?,0 +ross,"come here. listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, i mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.",rachel,remember when you where a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?,0 +monica,hi!,rachel,"okay, good luck!",0 +chandler,okay.,rachel,"and your horoscope says, on the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift.",1 +chandler,"ummmmmmmm, no.",rachel,you didn’t just break up.,0 +chandler,this is the best game ever!!!,rachel,"so umm, you’re gonna stay with me as long as i need you?",1 +ross,whats wrong? are you okay?,rachel,"i am this close to tugging on my testicles again. rachel : no, no, this is not what i ordered. ok? i went all the way to new jersey so that i could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and i need a bunny cake, right now!",0 +chandler,"okay, okay, you got it!",rachel,why is 10 the highest?,0 +ross,"oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. and she has the keys.",rachel,"alright, i can�t, i can�t wait that long. you have to do something�knock that door down!",1 +joey,i’ll be fun.,rachel,all right?,1 +joey,"yeah, rach, i think you’re handling that really well.",rachel,hey guys!,0 +joey,oh good! can i tell her?! can i tell her?!,rachel,"well, do you want to hear what actually happened or joey’s lewd version?",1 +tag,are you serious?,rachel,"no, i’ve just always wanted to do that. can you help me clean this up?",1 +phoebe,no! oh! you’re alive! you’re alive!,rachel,"see pheebs, i promised you no one would die, didn’t i?",1 +chandler,have i got the 50 guys for you!,rachel,hi.,0 +joey,"hey-hey, check it out! check it out! ugly naked guy has a naked friend!",rachel,"well, ive never gone this fast before.",0 +chandler,i’m gonna ask monica to marry me.,rachel,oh my god! oh my god! oh chandler!! you guys are gonna be so happy!,1 +amy,"uh.. to name a few. you know.. you know.. youve just always been like this. you just have to have everything. and i couldnt have anything. like in junior high, when you stole timmy from me. i mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?",rachel,yeah!,0 +ross,look at you! what—you’re-you’re this big executive! you are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. i-i have no doubt you’re gonna be an incredible mother.,rachel,"hi, this phoebe from empire office supplies, can i speak to your supply manager please? earl, thanks. hi earl, this is phoebe from empire office supplies i’d like to talk to you about your toner needs.",0 +chandler,i’m still right here!,rachel,"all right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!",1 +amy,"why, did something happen to his falafel cart?",rachel,ugh.,1 +joshua,"y’know, i wore that cashmere sweater on a date last night.",rachel,oh?,1 +monica,"a woman undone, by rachel karen green.",rachel,"yeah. thought id give it a shot. im still on the first chapter. now, do you think his love stick can be liberated from its denim prison?",1 +monica,"hey rach, somebody got you shoes!",rachel,"oh, give me!",1 +ross,you still love me?,rachel,"hey, come dance. what? are you married? ‘cause that’s okay.",0 +phoebe,i thought you said you read it in high school.,rachel,"well, then gavin can give the presentation, okay, we have to do it now. ralph needs to leave early today. hes going helicopter shopping.",0 +mrs. geller,oh hi dear!,rachel,"oh, thank you so much for coming. ross, get in here!",1 +ross,"no, us having to lie about being married.",rachel,"thats all right, rach, we got the bags. hi, hello. julie, this is my sister monica. this is chandler. phoebe. joey, what up?",0 +joey,all the time!,rachel,"y’know what? he didn’t want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we don’t talk to him at all!",0 +ross,my hands?,rachel,"well, somebody should.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"that is the sweetest thing, i just....",1 +chandler,i happen to know a fun bob.,rachel,"okay, here we go...",1 +joey,"oh, it was a lot of fun right up until chandler got a finger in the eye!",rachel,haha!,0 +joey,"hey dont worry about that! i mean, ross needs you! and rachel and i will stay and help anyway we can.",rachel,oh man!!,0 +tag,"i, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend thanksgiving with you is still good.",rachel,what? thats like insanely easy!,0 +ross,"well, can i talk to you for a sec.?",rachel,i know i am. thats why i cant wear a digital watch.,0 +chandler,"yes, and were very excited about it.",rachel,tuna or egg salad? decide!,0 +man,hello?,rachel,"wow! h-umm! hi! yes, uh i’m sorry the models are actually down the hall.",1 +joshua,but…,rachel,"oh no-no-no don’t say but! no-no, but’s never good! let’s just leave it at, you like me and i like you.",1 +ross,do you really?,rachel,"no, i don’t see it!",1 +monica,"sure, well do that. what are you up to?",rachel,im parked in a garage on morton!,0 +chandler,and there’s daddy!,rachel,and there’s daddy!,0 +ross,"okay, i gotta go.",rachel,whoa! what?! why?!,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"hey, what have you guys been up to?",1 +ross,"plus tip, divided by six. ok, everyone owes 28 bucks.",rachel,shut up! this place is a hole!,0 +amy,not that great. its almost if people dont want to hear that their babies are ugly.,rachel,oh my god! what are you doing here?,0 +ross,but...,rachel,"ohhh, wow.",0 +phoebe,"hey, how are you guys doing?",rachel,"hurry! monica’s gonna make you pack! she’s got jobs for everyone! now, it’s too late for me, but save your selves!",0 +ross,rachel. rachel rachel. i love you the most.,rachel,youre not good!,0 +chandler,you dont get a lot of doy these days...,rachel,"oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.",0 +monica,"well thank god you were here! i mean, we have to erase that!",rachel,"well, i tell you what. why don’t we uh, why don’t we just stay here? let’s not see a movie, we’ll just hang.",0 +paul,ross!,rachel,are you moving out?,0 +joey,"so uh listen, i think i’m gonna take off now.",rachel,"okay, okay, fine, you’re right. let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something..",0 +ross,"mee mee, mee-mee mee.",rachel,excuse me. its about the job.,1 +melissa,"oh, i was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.",rachel,really?! got a little crush on tag there do ya?,1 +joey,"a little. yeah no, i really am worried, you know, i mean i have to make it convincing that im in love with olivia.",rachel,so?,1 +phoebe,"i worked in a dairy queen, why?",rachel,"yeah, right! see, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. and then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. and he lived in a village, and you live in the village..",0 +ross,and you had no idea they werent getting along?,rachel,"no, thats fine.",0 +monica,"all right umm, a string quartet for the procession.",rachel,aw.,1 +chandler,hey!,rachel,you picked a great couch.,0 +joanna,"oh, rachel, actually, yknow what, forget it.",rachel,"um-hmm, yeah. they left me a message; they should be here any minute.",0 +tag,i just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. and i noticed there aren’t any plants in your office so i wanted to bring you your first… there is a plant in your office.,rachel,it’s lafite. the ’74 latour is actually drinking quite nicely.,0 +monica,"well, its like that. with feelings.",rachel,oh wow. are you in trouble.,1 +phoebe,shh! nothing works with this child!,rachel,"oh god what am i gonna do you guys, i can’t even comfort my own baby! i’m the worst mother ever!",1 +chandler,"okay, i accept that. when janice asked me and i said no, she took that to mean that i was calling her a cow.",rachel,"yeah, just, okay, look im going. um, come on. op, op, behind the pillar, which way am i gonna go?",0 +ross,oh sure.,rachel,do you really?,0 +ross,"i mean, you just went out with my best friend, and i just think itd be a really really bad idea. or-or not!",rachel,what?,1 +mr. heckles,you owe me a waffle.,rachel,"okay, hes a, hes a black capuchian monkey with a white face... ...with, with russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. okay. thanks.",1 +ross,i didnt order lemonade.,rachel,isn’t this amazing?,0 +phoebe,"okay, i think i need to do some shopping.",rachel,"ahhh! ooh, nice!",1 +chandler,"look, i’m sorry. okay? i’m weak, and pathetic, and sorry.",rachel,"okay, you are going to tell her and you’re going to tell her now.",1 +joey,"very good! drawing on your own experience, i like that!",rachel,"hi! hey, pete you’re back! hey, check this out.",0 +ross,"ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes.",rachel,"alright, you know what? youre right. i should at least tell her how i feel.",0 +chandler,what? what?,rachel,you were supposed to be in there so i could see your thing!,1 +mona,"y’know, i-i-i just…i don’t want to get in the middle of something so complicated.",rachel,"i know, i get it, but mona, what relationship is not complicated? i mean we all have our baggage! you must too! why else would you still be single? i am so gonna leave right now.",1 +joey,"all right, i’m gonna go!",rachel,"now joey, what did the duck do?!",1 +paul,nope.,rachel,all the time!,0 +sandy,"oh, oh, i can do it for her, if you want...",rachel,you bet your ass i am! i just had the best first day,0 +paul,normal.,rachel,here you go.,0 +phoebe,"all right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, carol left him and bamn! paranoid city!",rachel,wow! you-you look great!,0 +ross,"all right, shows over. nothing to see here. ok, lets do laundry.",rachel,that was amazing. i cant even send back soup.,1 +monica,what did the doctor say? any news on when the baby will come?,rachel,"don’t go! i’m sorry. i’m so sorry! look! this guy fell asleep! he fell asleep too! be mad at him! or, call an ambulance.",0 +ross,"what? no, no! hey, hey, hey look...",rachel,what?,1 +gavin,"i wasnt checking her out. im in fashion, i was looking at her skirt. or was it pants? i didnt really see what happened below the ass area.",rachel,this is the new york times.,0 +will,you are unbelievable.,rachel,thank you!,1 +ross,"i mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends?",rachel,i don’t know why you can’t admit that you need me.,0 +phoebe,"why not?! maybe i can, you dont know!",rachel,"yes! yes! yes, i do! i do know! frank and alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!",1 +monica,: eww are you talking about my bother.,rachel,"youre so much more than just brains! youre sweet, and kind, and funny...",0 +ross,okay! ho-ho! we did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!,rachel,yeah. no. and you know what? nobody even saw!,1 +ross,"well, it was loong. i didn’t even realise how late it was, until i noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head. anyway, she didn’t want to stay. i called a cab; she just left.",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"hey pheebs, you’re still alive! how are you doing?",1 +phoebe,"i feel really strongly about this, rachel. please, dont use this gift certificate. im asking you as a friend.",rachel,"oh, not as a friend, phoebe!! fine, i wont use it!",1 +phoebe,hey you guys! look what i just got.,rachel,"oh, oh! wow, i love those! where did you get them?",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,barley? what kind of party serves barley?,0 +caitlin,wow!,rachel,yeah.,0 +joey,"hello, zelda.",rachel,who are you supposed to be?,1 +monica,"rach, there’s something uh, important i have to tell you.",rachel,are you pregnant?!,1 +melissa,"aww, look who’s being suddenly shy. you can’t tell me you don’t feel what i feel. nobody can kiss that good and not mean it.",rachel,"yeah! y’know, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when regina philange died of alcohol poisoning.",0 +joey,so? what-what-what happened?,rachel,"well, i guess we should go back in. when you gave me another chance, i guess we should do the same for amanda.",0 +monica,hey!,rachel,"okay. oh, no!",0 +monica,"no way! you had your party, now i have mine! is everything alright?",rachel,"well, oh just ah, i was just wondering, when you and i split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of m*a*s*h and half the hostages coming home?",0 +paul,"i’m just me, my wife died shortly after lizzie was born.",rachel,ohh. so you raised her all on your own?,1 +ross,did you see the look that girl just gave me? huh? she must’ve seen me cruising in the bad boy.,rachel,i think she’s checking out your beehive ross.,1 +joshua,"all right, thank you so much for all your help.",rachel,this game is kinda fun.,0 +ross,"hey, can i, can i get in on that? because i’m kinda hungry myself.",rachel,"look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. okay, i can’t imagine, i can’t imagine my life without you. without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. your good heart rach, and, and....",0 +dr. green,"excuse me for a moment, will you please, i want to say good night to the levines, before we go.",rachel,"over the line?! you-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! the line is a dot to you!",0 +chandler,"ooh, not so tight... im sorry, just give me one more chance.",rachel,you just told me that he hates marriage! that-that he’s a-a complex fellow who’s unlikely to take a wife! that-that he’s against marriage and always will be!,0 +amy,"im fine! and, i got you a present for letting me stay with you. ready?",rachel,yeah!,1 +chandler,what problem did you tell him you had?,rachel,"oh that’s not important. the point is, i really—i think everything’s gonna be okay.",1 +joey,"what do you mean? rach, dont i seem like a professor youd buy some kind of e-crap from?",rachel,"im sorry, this sounds like something im never gonna be interested in. joey : look, cmon, please? its not like im asking for some crazy favour. this is what i do for a living. i am a professional actor! oh, man, im two hours late for work! . look, heres a copy of my reels. its got all the commercials that ive been in.",1 +ross,youre over me?,rachel,ohhhhhhhh god.,1 +mrs. green,"plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you’re trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?",rachel,"i don’t know, i’d leave it on the changing table? what?! what’d i do? what’d i do?!",1 +phoebe,wow! how long were we arguing for?,rachel,all yours babe.,0 +monica,i don’t know sweetie.,rachel,no! help me!,1 +ross,my god. rachel! your here. i can’t believe it. what happen? why are you here?,rachel,yeah.,0 +joey,"yeah! well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. we have to get a new one. now, i checked around and your half is $400. thanks a lot.",rachel,i’m not paying for half of that! i’m only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.,1 +joey,"sure, yeah. will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?",rachel,oh my god!,0 +ross,"you’ve seen it, the geller yeller.",rachel,right. wow!,1 +ross,for the love of god take it off!!,rachel,"you guys, come on, it doesnt matter why were late. were all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey.",1 +phoebe,"okay, how do you feel now?",rachel,of course its true! how else would you explain all the weird stuff thats been going on?,0 +dr. miller,1…2…3!,rachel,thats okay.,0 +ross,"yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, i think maybe i should talk first.",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,joseph francis tribbiani are you home yet?!!,rachel,"umm, i think he’s still out. what’s wrong?",1 +ross,gimme this.,rachel,wow! that is a bad audition.,0 +phoebe,"i’m-i’m just saying, don’t freak out until you’re a hundred percent sure.",rachel,do you have any ideas?,0 +monica,all right.,rachel,get out!!,0 +paul,okay.,rachel,"well, you can see my dad in vegas kissing other dads.",0 +phoebe,"im not done yet, ok. god. ok, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.",rachel,"listen. you are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.",0 +phoebe,"whats up? hey, rachel!!",rachel,"oh my god, this really hurts!!!",0 +joey,"okay, for next time, what do you say?",rachel,"i have an extra ticket. an extra ticket. not, two tickets, i have an extra ticket.",1 +ross,"you keep, you keep... you cant...",rachel,what?,1 +ross,in your mouth?!,rachel,then we agree?,0 +ross,ni-chou chi-ma!,rachel,"ross! excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....",1 +ross,"rach, come on, i’m not gonna wear any of this! nothing silver. . ok? nothing with hair! and nothing with padlocks on it! .",rachel,thats how old you are.,0 +phoebe,"wait! wait! hi! listen, ross can i just talk to you for just a second?",rachel,"oh but phoebe, we’re gonna be late for the movie.",1 +joey,how do you know about that story?!,rachel,i heard it from my friend irene who heard it from some guy!,1 +ben,i’m not allowed to have soda.,rachel,okay. well that’s pretty much all that we have—oh! oh! have you ever had a virgin margarita?,1 +chandler,did you like me when we first met?,rachel,"chandler, i’m not gonna lie to ya, but i am gonna run away from you.",1 +joey,so...,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"hey, you’re right.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.",rachel,"yeah, that’s gonna get you into soap opera digest. well i……i would just like to say that joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.",1 +chandler,"well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there’s nothing like a cool, crisp new york evening.",rachel,hmm.,1 +chandler,"okay, its his first time out, so hes probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. ill go to cats, you go to the russian tea room.",rachel,"oh, my, god, cmon, you guys! hes gonna be home any minute! hes gonna kill me!",1 +joanna,"that’s fine, actually i’m on the hiring committee, so there’ll be at least one friendly face.",rachel,"yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.",0 +ross,"so rach, maybe you and i could fly out together saturday.",rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,neither.,rachel,"okay. umm, what should we do for the theme?",1 +chandler,"well, i have an appointment to see dr. robert pillman, career counselor a-gogo. i added the a-gogo.",rachel,career counselor?,1 +chandler,did she call? you-you told her i was sick right? always tell her i am sick!,rachel,my god! you must be good in bed!,0 +ross,im good.,rachel,"i am so proud of joey, i cant believe hes going to be on law & order!",1 +gavin,"thank god you finally said that, i saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. man, i really bug you, dont i?",rachel,"oh, please, i dont care about you enough to bug me. in fact, from now on, im going take the high road. and im going be very very nice to you, you mommas boy, starting right now.",1 +ross,see?,rachel,"okay, um, stay.",0 +chandler,is that gal pal spelled l-o-s-e-r?,rachel,"okay, don’t listen to him. please?",1 +ross,"hey, when-when was it kicking? what happened?",rachel,"oh, y’know what? maybe uh, you…you should come to me. i’m a not, i’m not wearing any bottoms.",0 +phoebe,she must’ve left.,rachel,i wont know what i would do without you.,0 +phoebe,okay!,rachel,sucker!,1 +gunther,i dont know if you heard about what happened between me and phoebe the other day_,rachel,no!,1 +chandler,"oh yeah! yeah! don’t worry about me, i’ll be fine!",rachel,"oh yeah! yeah! don’t worry about me, i’ll be fine!",0 +phoebe,so... now... what about with mikes mom?,rachel,oh we kissed it up real nice.,0 +ross,"that money is mine, green!",rachel,dude!,0 +chandler,do you think you could get through a poem?,rachel,relish!,0 +chandler,sounds like a really bad idea to me.,rachel,"na-uh, i am!",0 +joey,uh... charlie and i broke up.,rachel,"nooooo, why?",1 +paul,"oh rachel, i’m so sorry. i didn’t mean to overwhelm you. it’s just that, when those gates open, you… hard to close ‘em. but they are closed now. believe me.",rachel,"i’m so glad, i’m so glad you shared. and i’m glad that you’re done. what do you say we umm…",1 +chandler,"really? he does? hey, buddy, whats up! oh, she told you about that, huh. well, yeah, i have one now and then. well, yeah, now. well, its not that big- ..well, thats true,.. gee, yknow, no-one- no-ones ever put it like that before. well, okay, thanks!",rachel,"god, hes good.",1 +ross,you know what? this calls for a bottle of israels finest.,rachel,love it!,0 +monica,thats right.,rachel,"raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... la la la la...something and noodles with string. these are a few...",0 +phoebe,i know. but dont you think that it should be called order and law?,rachel,no because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.,1 +phoebe,not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.,rachel,"yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means joey.",1 +ross,yeah?,rachel,you’re an actor!,0 +bonnie,hey! how did everybody sleep?,rachel,"yeah, well, don’t “aww pheebs, that sucks!” me yet.",0 +phoebe,"oh, that’s it? a great idea!",rachel,heeey!,0 +ross,"look uh, if we’re gonna do this…",rachel,"we’re not gonna do this, all right? she’s just gonna think that we’re doin’ it.",1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"pheebs, i don’t know what to say. i guess the flea market was just better last time.",1 +ben,when’s my daddy coming back?,rachel,"fifty-two minutes. so no-no brothers and sisters, huh? that must be nice. you don’t have to share stuff.",1 +monica,hey!!,rachel,sorry!! i just feel bad about all that sleep you’re gonna miss wishing you were with me!,1 +tag,wait-wait a minute; that doesnt make any sense.,rachel,"no? all right, heres the truth um, joey said what he said, because um, im attracted to you.",1 +chandler,"oh, i got some thoughts on that.",rachel,"oh wait chandler, too many cooks…",1 +monica,i’m so happy for me.,rachel,"i know! i’m sorry! the guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.",0 +ross,okay. wow! this is going so well. did you see us? did you see?,rachel,"excuse me for a moment, will you please, i want to say good night to the levines, before we go.",0 +joey,"oh! ok, yeah, i think i can do that. yeah ok, theres this party scene coming up.. and olivia and her husband are there and all drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he cant... and that makes me think about all those times when i wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didnt know so i would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.",rachel,you dont think my moms sexy?,0 +ross,that is so made up!,rachel,"okay, how about you flew to london to stop my wedding! ah, how about you told me you loved me after i was already married!",0 +ross,that is mark?,rachel,"oh, y’know what? forget it, you already gave me an a.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, yeah i got that.",rachel,what? what?,0 +monica,okay.,rachel,did you not hear the plot of the movie? shes been dead for ten years. im gonna be a millionaire!,0 +joey,"you know what you should’ve done, you should have told yourself that little story.",rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"no, it was a mistake! i made a mistake! okay?",rachel,a mistake?! what were you trying to put it in? her purse?!,1 +mark,it’s for me.,rachel,"well, thats spongy.",0 +phoebe,"okay, rachel, get me perfume!",rachel,okay!,1 +phoebe,"hey. here. ohh, who’s the silver fox?",rachel,"that-that is your make out buddy. don’t you recognize him? oh wait. ohh, phoebe i love you. kiss me please.",1 +monica,how many fingers am i holding up?,rachel,yeah? sometimes its…,0 +chandler,"two hours, that lasted!",rachel,so did you break up with joanna?,1 +ross,would you all relax? its not that big a deal.,rachel,stop it! marcel! bad monkey!,1 +phoebe,because it’s my apartment!,rachel,"well, then i get to give him the cell phone.",1 +paul,chicken? chicken boy!,rachel,what?!,0 +phoebe,oh!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!!!,rachel,"yeah, im good.",0 +ross,why did you do that?,rachel,is this the one that i threw out last year?,0 +joey,"everything is upside down here! it rains all day long, nobody watches tv and ross is famous!",rachel,"alright, i dont wanna alarm anybody, but monicas hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!",1 +joey,"oh my god! you did too? it totally freaked me out, what was that?!",rachel,"umm, okay, yeah, sure. but wh-what’s wrong with monica and chandler?",0 +joey,"alright!! fine! its original hugsy! no, now i know that emma wants him but hes mine and i need him..",rachel,oh god.,1 +ross,right.,rachel,hello?,0 +phoebe,"because i was ashamed ok? i sold out for the cash! and then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401k. but you know... you pay a price. now im this corporate stooge and punching a clock and ugh! paying taxes!",rachel,"phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! be true to what you believe in! honey, you have principles and i so admire that! i dont have any!",1 +joey,"oh wow wayne, it’s not really something you can teach y’know? it’s pretty much something you’re born with if you——you-you can teach it! i’ll show you right how to do it.",rachel,because i told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.,0 +joey,"yeah, its like a cows opinion. it just doesnt matter. its moo.",rachel,"have i been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?",1 +joey,did i get it?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,monica bang! monica bang! ow!,rachel,hi.,0 +chandler,"all right, i’ll pick that one.",rachel,"that’s also the smaller piece. okay, there you go. enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. no sharing. no switching, and don’t come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. oh!!!!",1 +joey,thank you.,rachel,"yeah, but not as good as batch 17.",0 +ross,i was gonna make us some dinner but all i found in your dads fridge was bacon and heavy cream. i think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.,rachel,uh. did you call your parents?,1 +joey,cage closed?,rachel,"joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!",1 +ross,i fell asleep!,rachel,fine by me!!,0 +joey,great. you got anything that’s not ralph lauren?,rachel,"yeah, i don’t think so joe.",1 +ross,the physical act of love.,rachel,sure! where is it?,0 +monica,"now, open your eyes.",rachel,no.,0 +chandler,"shes smart and funny, yknow? we were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?",rachel,you love her.,1 +ross,there it is...,rachel,"in the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it.",1 +chandler,no!! okay!! what’s with the third degree?! why don’t you just shine a light in my eyes?!,rachel,you know that girl i told you about who lives up in poughkeepsie?,0 +joshua,"well, i need a whole new wardrobe. my wife, well my ex-wife…",rachel,da…da.,0 +ross,the nurse said they’re bringing in another woman.,rachel,"ugh, is she pregnant yet? she doesn’t need to be; she’ll still have the baby before i do. oh ross, another contraction!",1 +ross,"oh, ive gotten into the habit of calling rachel mommy when were around emma. which i now realize we are not ...",rachel,"y’know, you’re right. thank you.",0 +joey,what?,rachel,strip happy days game?,0 +phoebe,"rach, rach, i just remembered. i had a dream about mr. geller last night.",rachel,"boy, i’m glad i wore the big belt today.",0 +ross,"come on! come on! here, okay-okay, you see this? this tiny thing that looks like a peanut?",rachel,"all right, i’ll see you tonight.",0 +joey,"yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?",rachel,yeah that was lucrative! smart like your brother!,0 +dr. green,oh.,rachel,"ugh, museum.",0 +gavin,"i wasnt checking her out. im in fashion, i was looking at her skirt. or was it pants? i didnt really see what happened below the ass area.",rachel,"oh wow, you are really, youre really a creep.",1 +chandler,"y’know what, i’m gonna uh, play the field just a little more.",rachel,"what, so what are you gonna tell him?",0 +tag,if this is your idea of sexy talk?,rachel,"no seriously, y’know the contracts i gave you, did you overnight them?",1 +ross,"yeah. anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.",rachel,no! no! no ross! i’m not hot! are you hot?,0 +ross,fighting?!,rachel,you know what? this calls for a bottle of israels finest.,0 +tag,why?,rachel,"okay, its just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.",0 +ross,why are you laughing?,rachel,"because , because, i just heard it. i heard it, and its ridiculous! i mean, youre married. youre-youre married and its just ridiculous, and its like, its like when said it, i sort of like, i floated up out of my body, yknow? and, and-and then i heard myself say it and then the floating rachel was like, you are such an idiot!",1 +joey,huh?,rachel,no! i was just getting into position and then everything went dark.,0 +chandler,hey.,rachel,ehh.,0 +ross,"im sorry. what was i supposed to do stand up and shout hey, rachel, your butt is showing!",rachel,"oh my god this is sooo humiliating. i think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when i was in the eight grade and i had to sing the copa cabana in front of the entire school. i think i got about two lines into it before i ran and freaked out. oh my god, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.",1 +monica,"phoebe, wait a minute!",rachel,the waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!,0 +ross,"oh oh, we think emma is about to start talking so were trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.",rachel,"yeah so get ready to hear alot of ehm...boohaki, goshdarnit and brotherpucker.",1 +phoebe,fine! i’ll call zurich and move some money around.,rachel,"all right, who’s turn is it to help me get up!",1 +ross,what?! what?!,rachel,"nothing! oh god, were just so excited that you want to get this apartment!",1 +phoebe,ross!,rachel,joey! we should just switch.,1 +mark,howve you been?,rachel,im fantastic. you remember ross?,1 +monica,"three down knows i’m married, what’s three down doin’?",rachel,"understood. so, what’d you say back then?",0 +ross,"uh, what?",rachel,"hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies!",0 +kathy,hey rachel!,rachel,should i leave this open for you too?,0 +monica,still get a discount on wedding dresses?,rachel,yeah!,1 +ross,sure.,rachel,"oh, youre gonna love this cake. i got it from a bakery in new jersey, corino’s.",1 +monica,"so anyway, im cooking dinner for him monday night. you know, kind of like an audition. and phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can ooh and ahh and make yummy noises.",rachel,what are you going to make?,1 +dr. long,"okay, there’s an herbal tea you can drink.",rachel,okay.,1 +amy,"you’re right, you’re right! i’m gonna do it!",rachel,ok.,1 +chandler,her name is erica.,rachel,"oh, oh, a quality, good, because i was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.",0 +ross,"i did, too.",rachel,oh.,1 +chandler,"all right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! i really wanted to take kathy to this, i can’t believe i missed it.",rachel,"hey, y’know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! i hate being alone this time of year! next thing you know it’ll be valentine’s day, then my birthday, then bang!—before you know it, they’re lighting that damn tree again. ohh, i want somebody! y’know, i want a man!! i mean, it doesn’t even have to be a big relationship, y’know, just like a fling would be great.",1 +joey,"yeah, well…",rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,you wouldn’t let her have a grape?,rachel,oh no! not me! emma!,1 +paul,"hey! i have so much more to tell ya, i’ve written it all down!",rachel,no-no! this is my fiancee and her heart was set on that ring. you don’t want to break her heart now do you?,0 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,oh my god!!,rachel,triscadecaphobia.,0 +joey,"curious george ! you know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!",rachel,"oh yes, of course, i remember him!",1 +guy,"oh believe me, i-i-i’ve been there. i had to sort mannequin heads at that mannequins plus.",rachel,"oh well then, so i’m just going to go back to talking to my friend here. and you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.",1 +ross,"i got tenure. i didnt win the lottery... hey rach, so uh... how did your thing go?",rachel,"oh it... good! yeah, but im not gonna hear from that for a couple of days.",1 +ross,hello. i’m,rachel,"well, only if you order stuff.",0 +monica,big time!,rachel,all finished!,0 +ross,"hey, so uh, yknow how theres something i wanted to talk to you about?",rachel,oh yeah!,1 +monica,"hey, whats up?",rachel,i just saw danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.,1 +joey,"alright look, thats it. i dont think we should see each other anymore, alright. look, i know i should have told you this a long time ago but i am not drake remore, ok. im not even a doctor, im an actor. i just pretend to be a doctor.",rachel,"yeah, little eric.",0 +joey,"yeah? i just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? someone i can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. and what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? enh? not just a hat rack my friend!",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,"oh, just ask him!",rachel,me?!,1 +joey,here you are,rachel,thank you joey. you know what? im not even sure i can have caffeine.,1 +ross,and somebody took a shot at me!,rachel,monica!,0 +mrs. green,"it’s like you’re a cave person. rachel, you must get a nanny. you don’t know how overwhelming this is going to be. i mean when you were a baby i had full time help, i had mrs. kay.",rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"okay. rachel, the hottest babies in the tri-state area are in this room right now! i overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to emma!",rachel,yeah!,0 +phoebe,"oh, ok. i see what youre doing, thats fine. this is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. hmmmm... raunchy!",rachel,"seriously pheebs, its not gonna be that kind of a party.",1 +monica,"hey, look at you! where have you been?",rachel,"stop saying, blood to strangers.",0 +ross,good weird?,rachel,"no time for losers, cause we are the champions of the world...! thank you!",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,you are never going to believe what happened to me today.,1 +phoebe,"if you could do that, i’d marry the hippity-hop.",rachel,"so, if i wanna have my kid when i’m 35, i don’t have to get pregnant until i’m 34. which gives prada four years to start making maternity clothes! oh wait, but i do want to be married for a year before i get pregnant…",1 +tag,it’s not here.,rachel,"puzzler. a bit of a puzzle. why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?",1 +monica,"if someone wants to give us a present, we don’t want to deprive them of that joy.",rachel,"oh, y’know what you should get ‘em? one of those little uh, portable cd players.",1 +joey,"…is because they were friends first. yknow? so i asked myself, who are my friends? you and phoebe, and i saw you first. so…",rachel,what are you saying?,1 +joshua,hi!,rachel,the most unbelievable thing has happened. underdog has just gotten away.,0 +monica,what are you talking about? she just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!,rachel,"yeah, but she also invited you and ross. yeah, honey, i’m sorry, but i don’t think that was a romantic thing.",1 +ross,"goodnight sweetheart! i love you. and remember, youre daddys little girl... phoebes totally ruined that for me...",rachel,"hi mum, put her back on!",1 +monica,does ralph mumble when you’re not paying attention?,rachel,yeah! it’s weird. but the thing is need to find a date.,1 +joey,"okay, how did this even happen?",rachel,"well i’ll tell ya! see uh my-my boss and his wife—they-they can’t have children. so umm, and that—we were at the christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, rachel, i want to buy your baby.",1 +chandler,"what are you, stop naming dwarves! hello, janice. hi, im so glad that you called, i know ive been acting a really weird lately. and, its just because im crazy about you, and i just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. im sorry. really?! really?!",rachel,"hes soo lucky, if janice were a guy, shed be sleeping with somebody else by now.",1 +ross,rach we have a code brown situation.,rachel,"can you please, please take care of it for me?",1 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"oh! no, not really.",0 +all,thats great! thats wonderful!,rachel,"oh god, oh, and then she told the funniest story...",1 +phoebe,"well, maybe it won’t work out. maybe ross won’t like her personality.",rachel,"why, does she have a bad personality?",1 +phoebe,no!,rachel,"come on chandler, come on, i can handle ross. hold on! hey ross. whats up bro?",0 +ross,"so, i just picked up a message from emily, she and susan are going to a poetry reading together!",rachel,so?,1 +ross,it’s still a gift! i got it from the gift shop!,rachel,"here, i got five, i got five.",0 +jill,"okay, see ya!",rachel,"oh great! thanks ross, you’re such a good friend!",0 +bonnie,hi!,rachel,this is bonnie? this is bonnie? you’re bonnie?,1 +ross,are you gay?,rachel,you are not a freak. youre a guy.,0 +monica,"you know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.",rachel,"give daddy the barbi! ben, give, give me the barbi. okay, how bout, dont you want to play with the monster truck? no. okay, oh, oh, how about a dino-soilder?",0 +ross,...yeah?,rachel,"well, i kind of... i kind of lost him.",1 +ross,hi!,rachel,"hi. sorry, things aren’t working out so well.",1 +monica,"all right, whats goin on?",rachel,"ok, look you guys, i really dont want to get into this right now. i think itll just make everyone uncomfortable.",1 +ross,"okay, okay, fine, you’re right. let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something..",rachel,no. a break from us.,1 +ross,hey.,rachel,hi...,1 +dr. long,"you can take some caster oil, there’s eating spicy foods…",rachel,great! we will do all of those.,1 +monica,oh my god! how cute is the on-call doctor?,rachel,"ooh, so cute, that i’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.",1 +monica,"all right rachel, you sweep behind, i’ll pitch it to you, you throw it down field to phoebe. all right. break.",rachel,"what?! what? how do you, how do you even know its broken?!",0 +phoebe,"well, deep-deep-deep down!",rachel,"okay fine, now ross…",0 +ross,"and he’s, he’s a total stranger?",rachel,"yeah! his name is um, mark something.",1 +joey,oh no this is devastating! my faith is shaken. i’m so glad i have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.,rachel,"uh-huh! nice try, but you don’t get that chair anymore! all right? that is my chair now! you can sit on my lap! no i take that back!",1 +chandler,and milton berle has a…,rachel,"oh my god, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? i can barely control myself.",0 +ross,"its just, its, its me. you, you know ive only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. so now ive got myself all psyched out, you know, and its become, like this, this thing and i. . . well, you just must think im weird.",rachel,it looks like were about ready over here.,0 +joey,what you—don’t hold it like that! you’re lettin’ all the good stuff fall out.,rachel,"aww, pheeb, come on isn’t there any relative that would have the recipe? what about, what about your sister?",0 +ross,"then, fred astaire singing the way you look tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. and i got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words will you marry me?",rachel,"and the ring, was the size of my fist !",1 +ross,"he was unbelievable. he was like that-that-that bugs bunny cartoon where bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of bugs it was first base-alan, second base-alan, third base-...",rachel,"sweetheart, we love you just as much as ross! now, i’m sorry about everything that happened and i’d probably never be able to make it up to you, but here’s a start.",0 +monica,you are not a freak. youre a guy.,rachel,shes right. shes right. you are no different than the rest of them.,1 +monica,a hat! yes! we need a hat.,rachel,we need a hat..,1 +ross,"hey, youre not naked! so hey, rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?",rachel,"well, ill probably be back to pick her up around six, but shes in the bedroom all ready to go. but she did actually fall back to sleep, so...",1 +ross,"uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.",rachel,"yes, they will! you know what you should do? just go take a walk, all right? i know your size and i’m... i’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.",1 +chandler,"hey, howd the interview go?",rachel,oh! its not good.,1 +ross,no.,rachel,i can’t figure out what to make monica.,0 +phoebe,"i-i wanted to apologise if i—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know.",rachel,"hey, stripper!",0 +monica,"i mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, i would. but this is something i’ve been waiting for my whole life.",rachel,"well, wait a minute, you’re the boss! why don’t you just yell at them? or, fire them?",1 +ross,"hey rach, can i talk to you outside for a second?",rachel,"oh yeah. well you cant fire joseph. you know why, cause hes not in your department.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"well, now we got a reason.",0 +monica,"oh, that’d be great.",rachel,okay!,1 +nurse,"miss green, your fathers doctor is on the phone if youd like to speak to him.",rachel,"yeah, but it wasn’t much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. so i need everything down to underwear, so if you’re willing, i’m all yours.",0 +chandler,"if i help, we can find em faster!",rachel,okay.,0 +joey,no way! it’s mine!!,rachel,what?! what?!,1 +ross,of course i am. i just have to make a call.,rachel,"that’s not why you’re going! you’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, yeah, i love you too, rach. forget that british chippy.",0 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"you mean, you mean 30 days?",1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,"i really thought you making a good point. i mean yknow, until you got cut off.",0 +ross,yeah that! you know i hate practical jokes! they’re mean and they’re stupid and-and i don’t want my son learning them!,rachel,"oh, come on! saran wrap on the toilet seat, you don’t think that’s just a little funny?!",1 +melissa,"umm, is tag here?",rachel,no. why?,1 +ross,"okay, so im gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?",rachel,"oh, cmon. well have, well have a big party, and no-onell know whos with who.",1 +phoebe,hey! hi!,rachel,"that’s right, all the ladies want to stay at joey’s.",0 +bonnie,"yeah, joey and chandler sure are funny.",rachel,"so, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?",0 +ross,"i dont even wanna hear it, youre just...",rachel,"you had to be a bitch in high school, you couldntve been fat.",0 +monica,"olivia? i thought she was marrying connor! oh right, real life more important.",rachel,"yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? that means hes artistic.",0 +monica,"rachel, get the book! the book!",rachel,"i mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.",0 +ross,im good.,rachel,"yes, and i was saying the actual words.",0 +chandler,"what are you, stop naming dwarves! hello, janice. hi, im so glad that you called, i know ive been acting a really weird lately. and, its just because im crazy about you, and i just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. im sorry. really?! really?!",rachel,"i dont think we need to, because youre tripping me out right now! are you okay?",0 +tag,then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!,rachel,wo-women? you mean like old women?,1 +monica,wait a minute! now i’m betting against all three of you?,rachel,"okay, so that’s another five hundred. five hundred and five hundred, that’s…",0 +ross,"ive seen her at work, but i always figured, ah-huh? but, uh, i made her dinner. we had a great time. and were going out again tomorrow.",rachel,excellent.,0 +nurse,this room’s available.,rachel,i think we’ll be okay. besides it’s so perfect and she’s been saving herself for me.,0 +ross,yeah? all right ill call the airlines.,rachel,excuse me? he doesn’t even know what he’s doing!,0 +chandler,i’ll talk to them!,rachel,"uhm... oh! okay. you come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!",0 +phoebe,"i don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and i kill him.",rachel,i cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still married!!,1 +amy,its his dad.,rachel,"huh... wow, so hes gotta be...",1 +monica,"could you please tell me what this is in reference to? yes, hold on. um, they say theres been some unusual activity on your account.",rachel,but i havent used my card in weeks!,1 +joey,"great! thanks! you’re gonna love her so much. and—oh, she’s the smartest of all the tribbiani children. hey, y’know the s.a.t’s?",rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,"rach, you’re in my seat.",rachel,"oh, i’m sorry. ending credits",1 +dr. miller,"okay then, i guess well see you back here in three months.",rachel,"oh, im sorry. i didnt see you there.",0 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, its my moms.",rachel,oh my god!!,1 +ross,no thanks. i’m 29.,rachel,or you could end up with everything.,0 +joey,"oh, i am going to go for a walk in the rain.",rachel,"listen i uh… it’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom. y’know, i always felt like you and i have this-this special bond. y’know? so, rachel green will you marry me?",0 +joey,what?!,rachel,"oh, that’s so great! okay, i’m really gonna do this! i don’t know how to thank you guys.",0 +ross,"rachel, i know that you can. and you should.",rachel,uch.,1 +gavin,i think you should talk to ross about all this.,rachel,exactly! because its in the past!,0 +monica,ready? wrestle!,rachel,"look, either you leave, or we remove you.",0 +phoebe,no! you shouldve read it yourself!,rachel,come on phoebe! don’t be such a goodie-goodie!,1 +joey,lets forget about ross...,rachel,"excellent, that was excellent.",0 +ross,well that i can believe.,rachel,"okay, yeah, ill see you later! dont forget about the moving in!",0 +chandler,"hey, no, ive never been lower or wetter. ill be fine. ill just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin, you know, put the foosball table in there.",rachel,"oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they dont sell tickets here in new york, so...",0 +phoebe,"oh my god, you’re right! i am too late; they’re sitting on the couch and talking! come on! rachel?",rachel,yeah?,1 +phoebe,i-i-i found it interesting.,rachel,im sorry.,1 +charlie,"hi, hi. so.. dreading this?",rachel,"oh, you bet.",1 +tag,it is the right time.,rachel,maybe it’s the sound of ross climbing into my brain and stealing my thoughts.,0 +monica,i’m so happy for me.,rachel,hello?,1 +woman,really?,rachel,...and this guy...,0 +mrs. green,"sweetheart i know you’re gonna be terrific mom, i just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.",rachel,"but mom, i really know what i’m doing. i can handle this.",1 +joey,okay.,rachel,"okay, bye-bye!",1 +phoebe,"ooh, whos it for?",rachel,...missy?,0 +ross,"okay enough! this is, this is not going to happen.",rachel,"come on ross! i’m miserable here! come on! you started this, now you finish it! come on wuss, make love to me.",1 +joey,"alright, have a good time.",rachel,i’m going to need a bigger boat.,0 +ross,"oh thank god, i thought she had two heads.",rachel,oh god. is she gonna be okay?,1 +chandler,"yeah, well, i only have twenty minutes until ethan, so, yknow..",rachel,"haha! got ya! die, die, die!",0 +joey,feminine.,rachel,yes!,1 +joey,"hey, y’know what?",rachel,huh?,1 +phoebe,"fine! okay, all right, so jane eyre, first of all, youd think shes a woman, but shes not. shes a cyborg.",rachel,"what about me, he? only had one lunch today.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,why are you laughing?,0 +ross,you’re fast and irresponsible. that adds up to a bad driver.,rachel,"well in high school, that added up to head cheerleader.",1 +phoebe,"ok, thats so nice.",rachel,"hi, sorry. i almost didn’t hear you, because y’know i’m just so in love with my new husband. we’re on our honeymoon.",0 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,what’s going on?,0 +ross,"come on, rachel, come on! talk to me! please!!",rachel,i can’t talk to you. i can’t even look at you right now!,1 +monica,"oh, come on it’s my wedding! that can be my present.",rachel,"wh—hey, i just gave you peeing on a stick.",1 +ross,"no!! yknow-yknow don’t do me any favours. in fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! huh? like-like my umm, hey, this book is mine!! and-and-and, and that t-shirt you sleep in? i’d like that back too. yes, i do.",rachel,thank you.,0 +phoebe,"…and i-i cant take it! yknow? im just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. its making me crazy.",rachel,"okay, i’ll see you in an hour.",0 +monica,does he not make enough money?,rachel,"no, im just....",1 +ross,"i’m sorry, okay, i’m sorry. i wa-i was disgusted with myself, and this morning i was so, i was so upset and then i got your message and i was so happy, and all i wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.",rachel,"what, what are you doing? you can’t go out there.",0 +monica,"oh, chantal!",rachel,"oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! i mean when i stuck that dollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh…",1 +phoebe and rachel,i don’t know.,rachel,excuse us for a minute. you didn’t tell her to come?!,1 +phoebe,oh sure! noo!,rachel,ohh!!,1 +phoebe,"of course i can! it’s just good sense to backup your backup! look, i’ve already lost chandler!",rachel,and rachel. i wouldve told you but they made me promise not to tell!,0 +joshua,"no, no, no, she’s nice but, y’know, it just it made me realize that i’m just not, i’m just not ready to be dating, y’know?",rachel,would you just open it?,0 +monica,"all right, i guess we should go.",rachel,"no, wait. wait.",1 +phoebe,"hi, so what happened?",rachel,"lovely, just lovely.",0 +ross,"well, yknow how im trying to work things out with emily. well, theres this one thing… okay, here goes. i made a promise that--oh hey!",rachel,"and while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants…",0 +ross,"yeah, we tried them all. we went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.",rachel,"well, there is one thing that we haven’t tried, but someone thinks that, that will open up a can of worms.",1 +joey,"oh, it’s a new tv show. yeah. i’m up for the part of mac macaveli or mac. yeah, i’m a detective and i solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. he’s a, he’s a computerized humanoid electronically enhanced secret enforcer or-or c.h.e.e.s.e.",rachel,"oh really? did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes madeleines?",0 +chandler,hey! monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!,rachel,i thought they could...ill try to get back as soon as i can. im sorry.,0 +monica,and i cant stop you.,rachel,thats a great movie. ,0 +ross,you bought shawn cassidy!,rachel,"noo! i wish! okay, you ready?",1 +chandler,that’s correct.,rachel,so he hasnt called?,0 +chandler,"well, i may be drunk, but i know what she said! then i went over to beefsteak julie’s…",rachel,"oh the band’s ready! and well—i-i—we gotta do what the band says, right? i don’t care about the stinkin’ band!!",0 +chandler,"yes, bravo on the hot nanny.",rachel,"youll see. okay. oh, whats-whats her name?",0 +joey,i got it from monica. she sold it to me for a very reasonable price.,rachel,"joey, were not keeping this!",1 +joshua,hi!,rachel,care for a cherry?,1 +ross,"well, he’s finally alseep. about that ah, bump on his head?",rachel,"are you, are you, are you sure it’s ah, a new bump? i mean, no offense, i’ve always thought of ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.",1 +phoebe,i’m talking about massages.,rachel,oh.,1 +joey,i cant believe you guys went for that one!,rachel,"alright, alright, alright...",0 +phoebe,"well, what kind of guy are you looking for?",rachel,"well i’m monica geller, ball like a baby.",0 +monica,no! i’m not okay!,rachel,"joey, i saw you push him!",0 +joey,what a bad idea!,rachel,"ohhhh, i cannot look at it!",1 +joey,"um, my present!",rachel,what did you get her?,1 +ross,"well, well, theyre good.� its been a while since ive seen you like this.� you, you clean up good.",rachel,"oh well, well thank you.� � okay, stop.� stop looking at me like that.� the last time that happened, that happened.�",1 +joey,"hey you’re right. yeah, it’s kinda been like us again a little bit.",rachel,yeah i know! i miss that.,1 +tag,"no, you didnt. the only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.",rachel,and that doesnt scare you?,0 +ross,"yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.",rachel,"yeah. y’know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, ross i really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?",1 +nurse,the doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.,rachel,"no-no-no, i-i wanna play.",0 +joey,"oh, im sorry. i forgot you had that whole rachel thing.",rachel,oh my god! what does that thing do?,1 +phoebe,"its, yes, my little black book. its got the numbers of all the guys ive dated.",rachel,"oh, pheebs, baby, thats nice but, you know what, i think im ok. why dont you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?",1 +phoebe,"you know, im always right about these things.",rachel,"umm, i-i really dont want to tell this story.",0 +chandler,because its too delicious.,rachel,i’ll be okay.,0 +phoebe,oh!,rachel,my god!,1 +dr. long,"she’s fine. she’s experiencing braxton-hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.",rachel,"hmm, mild discomfort. so i take it you’ve had one of these braxton thingies?",1 +joey,"you know what you should’ve done, you should have told yourself that little story.",rachel,sarah!,0 +ross,shh! shh! shh!,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,yeah? the work problem?,rachel,nah! i dont have another level!!,0 +monica,no i didn’t!,rachel,you were great. but they still made fun of you.,0 +phoebe,"all right, wait just one more second. hi, its phoebe and rachels. please leave a message, thanks!",rachel,hey!,0 +monica,oh my god.,rachel,hey.,1 +phoebe,"oh rachel, this is all so ‘papa don’t preach.’",rachel,what phoebe? wait! one time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.,1 +ross,"look, dont blame us. you guys coulda been there, you know.",rachel,"what, as part of your poor friends outreach program?",1 +joey,"well. i guess you think you’re pretty special huh? sittin’ up here in your fancy small hall building. makin’ stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? well y’know what? this is one star who’s hoop… this is a star that the hoop—this hoop—i was dr. drake remoray!",rachel,i’m sorry i gotta cancel tonight baby…,0 +phoebe,this stuff is great!,rachel,"oh, i forgot this was in here. umm, this was the uh garter that i was saving for my wedding and i wanted it to be monica’s something borrowed and it’s blue. yeah…",1 +joey,"ok. well, how, how can we make it easier?",rachel,"ok, let’s work from the top down! just work the bra, joe!",1 +monica,what is it?,rachel,i read to you.,0 +monica,"chandler, sense the tone!!",rachel,"well, well, well, look what mommy found!!",1 +joey,you sick bastards!,rachel,"oh, it’s a tattoo! that’s weird, phoebe doesn’t… wait that’s ursula! that’s not phoebe that is ursula!",1 +tag,"no, don’t worry about it.",rachel,am i psyched? the lead in my own tv series? i’ve dreamed about this for years! why have i not been preparing?!,0 +policeman,this is a great picture.,rachel,"really?! you think so? y’know, i had just rolled out of bed.",1 +monica,"what, he doesn’t like josh?",rachel,"no, i don’t.",1 +ross,that would be a good way to get rid of all the pcp we have lying around.,rachel,"you know what, we just say that she said it was 5 oclock. well just act casual. were not late, were right on time.",1 +joey,"great! thanks! you’re gonna love her so much. and—oh, she’s the smartest of all the tribbiani children. hey, y’know the s.a.t’s?",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,what are we gonna do? im starving.,rachel,"oh my god, i love you.",0 +joey,"yeah, me too.",rachel,"uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?",0 +monica,i know!,rachel,"well lets see. maybe he knows where ross is. hey, hows it going .",1 +phoebe,no!,rachel,"yes, but yknow what? it doesnt matter who knows what. now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!",0 +monica,"okay. umm, phoebe, you suck too.",rachel,why?,0 +monica,who? is that your sister?,rachel,"well, i hope you’re gonna bid on some things rachel.",0 +ben,but you’re not anymore!,rachel,"no, i’m not.",1 +ross,"that’s right good things, that-that is what i said.",rachel,"hello, mark? hi, it’s rachel green. oh no, don’t you apologize. yeah, i’ll hold. he left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.",1 +tag,you wanna go down to the office right now?,rachel,"yeah but she should remember sleeping with me i am very memorable, you guys know.",0 +ross,sorry.,rachel,"yeah, okay, give that a try!",0 +paul,i know. i like it up here.,rachel,"yeah, thats a big step.",0 +judge,you need to get out of my chambers.,rachel,"janice’s birthday is coming up, i want to get her something speacial. come in here with me.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"are you kidding? phoebe, i would be honored.",0 +ross,ohh.,rachel,"i... i dont know if that changes your plans at all, but i thought you should know.",0 +phoebe,"oh, well what are you doing here? are you about to do it? is it gunther?",rachel,"no! phoebe, it’s not gunther.",1 +ross,"my doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, i went to see it, and there were students makin’ babies right in the middle of the paleontology section!",rachel,oh my god! did you get to see anything good?,1 +chandler,"yes, apparently stevie and the band are like this.",rachel,who gave you that hickey?,1 +joey,always nice to meet a fan!,rachel,"so now, what are you doing here?",1 +ross,oh that’s not pretty.,rachel,oh! oh!,1 +ross,"11, unbelievable 11 is correct. all right, that’s 4 for the guys. ladies, you’re up.",rachel,"joey, you had the night!",0 +monica,"yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.",rachel,"hello? uh, rachel. great, someone is in our apartment. call the cops!",1 +joshua,"anyway, hopefully, i’ll see you around sometime.",rachel,treasure of the sierra madre!,0 +monica,i knew you didnt get a 1400!,rachel,"ssshyeah, well, duh! i mean...",1 +phoebe,"yeah! okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it?",rachel,"oh, i read that in high school.",1 +ross,i’m sweeping...,rachel,"well, we’re all here! i guess we should get going!",0 +phoebe,"umm, he’s here to have sex with you.",rachel,"here we go. mona umm, i think it’s time we-we had a conversation",0 +caitlin,wow!,rachel,"i know, i know, but uh just, im telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, hes-hes really a good person.",1 +ross,thank you.,rachel,okay! there you go! its two tickets to vegas!,0 +joey,"ooh, that bad, huh?",rachel,"chandler! come on, i’m gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. it’s a real space saver.",0 +monica,i’m not sick!! i don’t get sick! getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!,rachel,"yeah but after you said it was okay, i figured, why not?!",0 +danny,okay!,rachel,or! i should rush through dinner with joey and i can meet david at 9:00!,0 +phoebe,"is it ross? it’s ross isn’t it—oh my god, it’s joey!",rachel,"honey, stop it! i am not going to tell you until i tell him.",1 +tag,"yeah, i filled them out last night?",rachel,"oh, great could you make me four copies of those?",1 +joey,i won! that was my guess!,rachel,"yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend spackel back larry?",0 +ross,whats that supposed to mean?,rachel,"all right! there is something. i kinda had a dream, but i dont want to talk about it.",0 +chandler,"i mean, you wouldnt want any part of me to get any bigger would you? dont answer that.",rachel,just when you thought that dude couldnt get any wierder.,1 +ross,"oh, come on its only three blocks! and-and, its not very heavy, try it! come on! come on!",rachel,"okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. you could get arrested.",0 +ross,cool!,rachel,"oh, come on tell me. i could use another reason why women wont look at me.",0 +joey,you know what? i think im gonna stay here and make sure hes okay.,rachel,"no, i think i can come over. its saturday, right?",0 +joey,hey rach?,rachel,i-i just thought you were doing so well. i…,0 +ross,hi!,rachel,"okay, well y’know what, don’t worry you guys, ‘cause i’m-i’m gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.",0 +phoebe,"oh, there’s a cab! taxi!! good timing, my god, huh? here you go.",rachel,the floating heads do make a good point.,0 +monica,why did they get divorced?,rachel,"well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. isn’t that sad? god, could you imagine if i actually married him?! i mean how different would my life be?",1 +monica,"okay, look at this one. this is my favourite.",rachel,wow! yeah!,0 +dr. green,who is the father? oh no! please don’t tell me it’s her!,rachel,"no, it’s ross. it’s ross. you like ross. oh daddy, i hope you’re okay with all of this. i mean think about it, this is a good thing. you’re gonna—this is your first grandchild! you’re gonna be a poppy!",1 +joey,"actually, technically, i didn’t.",rachel,wow! talking about high maintenance,0 +monica,wait a minute! now i’m betting against all three of you?,rachel,"oh honey, don’t worry. i really do feel like tomorrow’s the day.",1 +phoebe,"ugh, what a kiss ass.",rachel,okay. it’s a chicken.,0 +monica,nooooooooo!!!!! time lapse,rachel,"y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!",1 +phoebe,"yeah, oh, princess leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that.",rachel,"hey! so, did you watch the tape of my show?",0 +ross,what kind of job is that for a man? a nanny? i-its like if a woman wanted to be...,rachel,hi... im sandy.,0 +ross,"ah, somebody’s at the door on the ceiling.",rachel,another lie. you have a sickness!,0 +ross,oh man! i want that place so much!! i was so sure that was gonna work! theres twelve bucks ill never see again!,rachel,you stepped on my egg roll?,0 +phoebe,"of course i can! it’s just good sense to backup your backup! look, i’ve already lost chandler!",rachel,what?!,1 +barry,cmon in.,rachel,are you sure?,1 +phoebe,"oh, happy my wedding day to you!",rachel,"oh, thank you. i hope... i hope you know how much you mean to me.",0 +joey,"from now on, it’s gonna be joey and ross, best friends. okay! we’re gonna be the new joey and chandler.",rachel,do you know who at my office?,0 +monica,youre a pig. and you cant do this.,rachel,wha!? what!? come on! i found the hardware store all by myself!,1 +monica,: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!,rachel,nooooooooo!,1 +phoebe,"you guys, we said we were gonna have fun! come on, hey, remember the time… you don’t remember?",rachel,"i’m sorry pheebs, i guess i’m just really said that i’m leaving.",1 +phoebe,"who, josh?",rachel,it’s joshua.,1 +ross,"okay. uh, ross and rachel. rachel and ross. that’s been one heck of a see-saw hasn’t it?",rachel,when have you ever?,0 +chandler,f-hah.... flennin....,rachel,ooooh.,0 +joey/drake,"how can i? knowing ill never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing ill never make love to you? how can i accept that... i can never kiss you again when its all i can do not to kiss you right now.",rachel,"look, we have enough, just walk away.",0 +monica,"of course i have! what do you think, i’m some 30 year old virgin?",rachel,oh my god! you’re a 30 year old virgin!,1 +phoebe,"well, yeah.",rachel,"i uh, i’ve been to his apartment and he wasn’t there, and uh. i need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?",0 +chandler,"theyre still just friends, right?",rachel,and i will see you tomorrow!,1 +joey,merry christmas!,rachel,oh wow! look at this place!,1 +chandler,good idea. where do you want to go to lunch?,rachel,hexadrin.,0 +ross,there was one! shes it! all the rest look like they should live under a bridge!,rachel,"so, uhm... what are you gonna do today?",1 +joey,and you’ll be topless?,rachel,and—joey!,1 +chandler,"yknow what rach, maybe you should just, yknow stay here at the coffee house.",rachel,i think so.,0 +phoebe,"yes! you know, in six months the statute of limitations runs out and i can travel internationally again!",rachel,im gonna miss you so much.,1 +phoebe,"oh, look! theres monica and chandler! hey! hey, you guys! hey! ohh!! ohh! ahh-ahhh!!",rachel,what?!,1 +monica,that’s okay.,rachel,he can do more than that! he can destroy the universe!,0 +ross,hey.,rachel,hey.,1 +phoebe,i—we gotta get monica.,rachel,no! you gotta hold my hand!!,1 +ross,"that’s okay. she’s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it’s too late to do any of the things i had planned, so…",rachel,"oh, ross, i’m sorry. i completely ruined your evening.",1 +joey,"yeah! im fine! thanks! hey rach, how you doin?",rachel,umm… wow! thats-thats some pricey nut!,0 +ross,right!,rachel,"oh, you and me?",0 +joey,maybe you’ll order a little sangria?,rachel,"still, you- you say minnie, you hear mouse. um, how about, um.. how about julia?",0 +phoebe,"uck, look at this! pottery barn, yuck!",rachel,so when do you imagine you gave them to me? in the morning or in the afternoon?,0 +ross,"mark is that ah, the same mark that helped you get the job?",rachel,"fine all right, but i’d bet you’d be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.",0 +phoebe,"oh hey, you guys, look! ugly naked guy is putting stuff in boxes!",rachel,cant a girl finish a song around here?,0 +gavin,"also, ive just been working on this big presentation for tomorrow.",rachel,"well, i should be involved in that, so why dont you get me up to speed?",1 +sophie,"you brought a picnic, oh, what a boyfriend. that’s it, on monday i start wearing make-up.",rachel,how do you know?!,0 +gavin,nice party.,rachel,"well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didnt showed up at (looks",1 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,"hey, listen.� im never going to lie to you again, okay?� and i want you to know that nobody thinks youre stupid.",0 +chandler,7:15. watch doesn’t work.,rachel,not really.,0 +ross,what? what? what?!! well they should put that on the box!!!,rachel,they do!,1 +phoebe,"i would, but youre the last one.",rachel,"give me the book! pablo diaz, brady smith, huh, guy-in-van?",1 +phoebe,"ok. we can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.",rachel,"it is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. and the reason why she couldn’t, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! come on now go! go!",0 +ross,i’m sorry about your date.,rachel,oh it’s all right. i’m guess i’m just done with the whole dating thing. it’s one more thing in my life that’s suddenly completely different. this is hard.,1 +joey,"so, did you err... did you tell ross?",rachel,"well, i tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. so i guess now its your turn again.",1 +monica,okay. sorry.,rachel,oh my god! we have to throw her a shower?!,1 +joey,no. rosita does not move.,rachel,"oh, i hate this but i-i-i have to go. i-i can’t miss my flight.",0 +phoebe,"we were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...",rachel,you can?,0 +phoebe,…in reservations at 8:00 by neil simon. thank-thank you neil. thank you for the words.,rachel,so i’m not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy i’m gonna spend the rest of my life with?,0 +chandler,"yknow, we dont have to watch this. weekend at bernies is on showtime, hbo, and cinemax.",rachel,"how about cause if you dont, his mother might.",0 +joey,"hey-hey-hey, hey! you can’t. okay? ever!",rachel,yeah. solid effort. solid effort.,0 +gunther,okay.,rachel,"okay, okay, i’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t chandler who got high. now who should i say it was?",0 +phoebe,"i know! monica’s gonna have a baby! hey, can this count as her something new?",rachel,oh man.,0 +chandler,i see you later!,rachel,joey? are you in there?,1 +joey,chandler?,rachel,"yeah, but i don’t know why. look at me, i’m having such a",1 +joey,ross?,rachel,im on it!,0 +monica,"me? what are you talking about? nobody could steal me from you. i mean, just because im friends with her doesnt make me any less friends with you. i mean, youre my...were, were...oh, i love you.",rachel,"oh, listen. if this is about those prank memos, i had nothing to do with them. really. nothing at all. really. nothing.",0 +chandler,i thought it was $98.50.,rachel,that was me!,0 +monica,why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?,rachel,"wha... what, here?",0 +ross,none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! that�s not the point. ok? the point is you...you are the onewho moved on and didn�t tell anyone!,rachel,this isnt what i ordered! man! can anything go right in my life?! first my marriage falls apart and then…,0 +phoebe,well he’s tall.,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +monica,big time!,rachel,want a wedding dress? hardly used.,1 +phoebe,"okay, who’s next?",rachel,"hey chandler, you can’t keep your hands off her for one second!",0 +ross,"hey uh mon, i saw the porsche parked out front, can i get the keys? thought i’d take that bad boy out for a little spin.",rachel,"wait a minute! you let ross drive the porsche and when i ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.",1 +joshua,what do you think?,rachel,"oh! well, as a single woman, who is available, i think you look great!",1 +ross,"well, i kinda half to. i mean, because the thing is…",rachel,"the thing is yknow, that youre married to emily.",1 +chandler,"tomorrow night is good. tomorrow night is good, but uh, y’know what? why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? eldad come here!",rachel,hey.,0 +joshua,yeah! i mean you’re-you’re beautiful and smart and sophisticated—a lot of this isn’t based on tonight.,rachel,"yeah but-but-but you liked me! oh my god, i can’t believe this, all this time, i liked you and you liked me!",1 +ross,spiderman?,rachel,hardy boy.,1 +ross,got me.,rachel,"all right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!",1 +monica,monica.,rachel,oh.,1 +monica,"nope, she’s perfect.",rachel,i have one.,1 +ross,"look, i’m not trying to get out of anything, okay. i thought our relationship was dead!",rachel,"well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!",1 +monica,"ohh, fun!",rachel,careful! you’re wasting good pastrami! oh my god! i’m my dad!,0 +ross,i was doing great with julie before i found out about you.,rachel,"hey, i was doin great before i found out about you. you think its easy for me to see you with julie?",1 +joey,but then who? the waitress i went out with last month?,rachel,you know? forget it!,1 +chandler,i am now!,rachel,hey roomie!,1 +chandler,what?!,rachel,shes putting words in your mouth!,0 +monica,you dont have insurance?,rachel,what happened? you still have the monica wedding fund don’t you?,0 +phoebe,"oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when hes stoned.",rachel,3 minutes ago!!! i dont know why thats important ...,0 +ross,well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!,rachel,that’s not even a word! i can get this! i can get this!,0 +monica,"you know what? this is not over. we will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.",rachel,"hmm. kinda stepped on my point there, mon.",1 +phoebe,lotsa things.,rachel,i really appreciate you taking the time to do this.,0 +phoebe,"yeah. well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.",rachel,"yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don’t have either.",1 +phoebe,well yes rachel but you got something so beautiful out there,rachel,no not that. i kissed gavin last night.,1 +monica,"okay, come on, do it one more time!",rachel,"okay, all right. i just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for kathy that would be better than the rabbit.",0 +monica,no! i’m not okay!,rachel,"i’m sorry, they were just all coming at me, and i didn’t know what to do.",1 +ross,"i dont even wanna hear it, youre just...",rachel,ross.,1 +ross,"i know, i mean a phd is just as good as an md.",rachel,"oh sure ross, yeah. if i have a heart attack in a restaurant, i want you there with your fossil brush.",1 +phoebe,"okay, that was mike.",rachel,"rach, rach, we gotta settle.",0 +monica,call us when you get there.,rachel,i know.,0 +chandler,"well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.",rachel,"well, now, wait. now i’m all freaked out. come on, you guys will watch it with me.",1 +phoebe,its a normal swedish name... ikea...,rachel,oh... what an interesting name.,1 +phoebe,"umm, when i get married will you be my maid of honor?",rachel,why?,0 +joey,"hey, how did you do that?! come on in.",rachel,"all gone! so, farm birds, huh?",1 +doctor,and here it is!,rachel,"well, i guess i’ll see you at the wedding.",0 +ross,we need more cards.,rachel,"yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. hold on a second. whup, okay. hello! vegas? yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and yknow what else? we would like some more beers. hello? ohh, i forgot to dial!",1 +monica,i dont know! why dont you just explain? what do they want? find out what they want!,rachel,hey.,0 +joey,"no room? it’s a baby. it’s like this big. y’know, i mean you-you could you could put it over here. or-or-or we could put it right here. aw, it’s cute, right? or-or we could put it over here. you wouldn’t even notice it. where’s the baby?",rachel,"honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. i mean a baby changes everything. they cry all the time. i mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around.",1 +chandler,"now you do that, you’re on tv.",rachel,"no no no... i mean, why? why is she here??",0 +ross,a date?,rachel,yeah. why? is that weird for you?,1 +gavin,hello,rachel,"gavin, i just wanted to say thank you again for watching emma yesterday during the presentation. i really owe you an appology.",1 +chandler,noo!,rachel,you get the dollhouse.,0 +ross,"uh, do you wanna go change first? the doctor’s keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry…",rachel,i started that!,0 +ross,ok.,rachel,the hitlers will be so disappointed.,0 +chandler,"oh. nope, that patch is no good.",rachel,"come on, it’s a hypnosis tape. this woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn’t smoked since.",1 +monica,that is not true!,rachel,"oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?",1 +joey,the vicar!,rachel,"oh, okay. i…i ate way too much.",0 +joshua,you’re into hardcore s&m right?,rachel,"joey, you shouldnt lie on your résumé.",0 +ross,"oh really, really great! yeah! a-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? you should stop bye and say hi.",rachel,"uh-huh. hey, here you go buddy. sorry, no porn for you. okay, let’s go see monica!",0 +monica,"all right, all right. maybe i can fit them in if i just do some rearranging. but uh, rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!",rachel,marlon-,0 +ross,all right.,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"yeah, sure, right! like ive ever been in rachel greens room.",rachel,"oh-oh-oh-oh, how i do it is, i look a woman up and down and say, hey, how you doin’?",0 +joey,oh yeah.,rachel,you know what? there is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.,1 +chandler,i’m gettin’ my chair back!,rachel,"whoa, hello, did you just meet monica?",0 +ross,so-so come! why don’t you come?,rachel,what?!,1 +monica,i need to get some richard.,rachel,nooo!,0 +phoebe,no! theyre doing it!!!,rachel,i know!! i know!! i know!,1 +ross,trying to date this woman.,rachel,"well, im just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she wont know the difference!",0 +ross,"what?! i wh-, what’s wrong?",rachel,"joey, it’s been three days, okay.. your just a little homesick, okay. would you just try to relax. just, just try to enjoy yourself.",0 +phoebe,the name was my favourite part!,rachel,"well, well i can up with it!",1 +joey,will you hurry up? did you not hear me before when i told you that all of janine’s friends are dancers?! and that they’re going to be drinking alot!?,rachel,"no, i did, but tell me again, because it’s so romantic.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, i think it was better when you guys were sad. hey, uh, remember the roller blades?",rachel,"that’s right, exactly. all right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good. bye-bye. okay, no, the important thing is that you see what i’m saying, yknow, just yknow, this is clearly wrong. okay, i’ve decided i’m gonna let this happen! okay, can i just get my purse? okay, all right, good. .",0 +joey,"y’know what you guys? i’m uh, i’m gonna go too. and uh, i’m sorry about everything.",rachel,but you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.,0 +joey,you wanna make it 6?!,rachel,"oh ross, hi! hey, how are ya? there you are!",1 +joey,"the thing is…’cause i live with rachel i’m here for a lot of the stuff, okay? and ross…ross is missing everything. so…",rachel,yeah?,1 +joey,"well, safer. yknow, i mean i never start reading the shining, without making sure we’ve got plenty of room in the freezer, yknow.",rachel,okay.,0 +all,eeaagh!,rachel,thank goodness.,0 +chandler,"yeah, big zero gravity moon steps.",rachel,"oh! oh, i just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.",1 +phoebe,ohh knockers will help us figure it out.,rachel,"no, youre not gonna pay him, he didnt do anything!",0 +phoebe,what are we going to do?!,rachel,"hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? huh?",0 +monica,"yeah, he’s gonna work on that.",rachel,ohh! this is so exciting! oh god… come and knock on my door…,1 +ross,yeah...,rachel,"hey, come on in.",0 +monica,"no, don’t say it! don’t even think it!",rachel,"sorry, my my thing was in there with me.",0 +phoebe,"i know.� �� so, whats going on with you and ross?",rachel,i dont want him to think that im having an affair.,0 +joey,"yeah—hey, don’t worry, she’s a terrific girl. and hey listen, could you do me a favor? when she comes out could you just mention that i’m not looking for a serious relationship; that’d be great.",rachel,why?! what?! are you kidding?!,1 +joey,the hardware store is right down the street.,rachel,there is a hardware store right down the street?,1 +chandler,that-that’s bad?,rachel,"well if you go to disneyland, you don’t spend the whole day on the materhorn.",1 +ross,really?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,that was good.,rachel,"marcel, this is for you. its, uh, just, yknow, something to, um, do on the plane.",1 +chandler,i’m still right here!,rachel,"of course, yeah!",0 +phoebe,"well, i wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.",rachel,"no, no, because, you know, hes been in minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, hell die.",0 +dr. green,what?!,rachel,"hi, pheebs!",0 +ross,"yeah, we want everyone to be there. as much as i hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.",rachel,"that money is mine, green!",0 +ross,"monicas right, swing dancing can be tricky. im gonna use the phone. i gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears i sent to emily. my god, think of the massacre.",rachel,"oh, god.",0 +joey,are you kidding me?! she’s gonna this boat!,rachel,y-yeah! what-what is your wife’s name?,1 +joey,fifth days a charm.,rachel,"oh, joey, its so great to be back here. i gotta tell you, youre making it so easy on me and emma.",1 +monica,"hey! joey said no autographs! but if shes gettting one, then i want one too: to monica. and none of this best wishes crap. i want love.",rachel,oh my god!,0 +phoebe,"yeah, we all know! we talk about it all the time!",rachel,you all know? does ross know?,1 +phoebe,i dunno. i dont feel like kissing anyone tonight.,rachel,i cant kiss anyone.,1 +chandler,"hes not right for the part. so if i suggest him, my bosses are gonna think im an idiot! and thats something they should learn on their own!",rachel,"just tell joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didnt. then that way, youre the good guy and theyre the bad guys.",1 +ross,that would be me.,rachel,"all right let me see. uma thurman, winona ryder, elizabeth hurely, michelle pfieffer, and dorothy hammel?",1 +chandler,what? may i?,rachel,"all right, look! if this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! this means something to me! and if it doesn’t mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise you’re just an idiot in a box!",0 +monica,"well, this is the last box of your clothes. i’m just gonna label it, what were you thinking?",rachel,"funny, because i was just gonna go across the hall and write that on chandler.",1 +chandler,"oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.",rachel,"look, i know that you guys really want to get to vermont and this isnt a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? emma will never have a first birthday again.",1 +steve,"i was just being polite, but, alright.",rachel,"yes, at 4:00.",0 +ross,there it is...,rachel,"oh, ill take some of that.",0 +ross,"yeah, yeah. it wasn’t every morning.",rachel,you’re gonna have to pee on it.,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,good luck.,0 +dina,hi.,rachel,"this is so exciting for her. well, i’ll let you two fash…ists get down to business.",0 +joey,"no, its not, we have nothing in common!",rachel,behind you?,0 +ross,oh?,rachel,"he got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, yeah, i hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.",1 +ross,"no no, youre uh, youre my lobster. see um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when theyre old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. in the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . uhh, phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?",rachel,"no, listen to me. i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered. im tired of being clobbered, ya know, its, its just not worth it.",1 +phoebe,"i cant ask him! do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! all im saying is just talk to frank. okay? just, yknow, feel him out!",rachel,did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?,0 +phoebe,"um, um. its huge. yeah, thats the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.",rachel,did you ever do the-the leia thing?,1 +phoebe,"you know, did you ride mopeds? cause ive heard... ... oh, i see... its not about that right now. ok.",rachel,whats up man?,0 +ross,"uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.",rachel,...and head to canada!,0 +joey,"ooh, great! thanks!",rachel,"yeah! oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the four seasons",1 +monica,you said your boss wants to buy your baby?!,rachel,i can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! i’m-i’m gonna lose my job! what am i going to do?!,1 +ross,you have to respect the sea!,rachel,i wanted it for years! i was gonna make cookies for my children.,0 +ross,"correct, his profession was?",rachel,space cowboy!,1 +ross,"anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. i mean, how angry do you think joey is gonna be?",rachel,"oh, youre right, im sorry.",0 +phoebe,"oh! i know! its because... hes gorgeous, and hes charming, and when he looks at you...",rachel,there it is.,0 +bob,"i just had a meeting, i was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but i just found out its not gonna happen. apparently somebody thinks i’m not eleventh floor material. say uh, who the hell is this chandler?",rachel,they actually said that?,0 +phoebe,"hey joey, y’know what? you are way to good for her.",rachel,"yeah, i do. of course, i learned at my aunt’s dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?",0 +joey,"well look, hey, its all your fault!",rachel,now let’s not get carried away.,0 +woman,it’s a diaper genie.,rachel,"oh, it dispenses clean diapers!",1 +ross,"well ah, you wanna just stay out there?",rachel,‘cause that’s just your taste.,0 +amy,you can?,rachel,"why don’t take care of this one, and should i get pregnant again, i’ll hold onto your card, okay?",0 +phoebe,"oh, its your audition from this morning. can i use the phone again?",rachel,"sure pheebs, you know, thats what its there for, emergencies and pretend agents.",1 +amy,"old? yeah! but he travels a lot, so hes hardly ever there.",rachel,"no, i cant. i have back-to-back classes. did molly say what she had? because my throats been hurting?",0 +ross,"that’s right, ryder. wynona ryder for six. thank you. yeah, we have the reservations.",rachel,yes!!,1 +monica,i thought there wasnt a ball?,rachel,"oh, come on! hes glad that i came, he doesnt want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!",1 +emily,thank you so much for this. it was really so thoughtful of you.,rachel,"no, it doesnt, does it? but you wanted lumps, ross? well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.",0 +ross,always a great way to get in a man’s pants.,rachel,pretty good.,0 +ross,"oh come on, not again.",rachel,"i know. i’m sorry. look, i’ll make a deal with you all right? okay?",1 +monica,"i think its totally insane, i mean, they work for the hospital. its like returning to the scene of the crime. you know, i say we blow off the dates.",rachel,"my massage client, arthur? his daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.",0 +joey,but equally real!,rachel,"well, this sounds like fun! well, you know what? actually? people are getting a little antsy waiting emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?",1 +joey,you hung up on the pizza place? i don’t hang up on your friends.,rachel,"oh yeah-yeah-yeah, y’know i did it and i felt a hell of a lot better",0 +joey,erectus?,rachel,um-hmm.,0 +chandler,"we don’t, really.",rachel,"well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?",1 +monica,helloooo? yeah. oh my god. thanks.,rachel,what?,1 +joey,"hey! great, you’re home! guess what phoebe got me for christmas!",rachel,drums?,1 +chandler,you did?,rachel,tell her what?,0 +joanna,"oh, i must’ve said that after you left.",rachel,"no-ho-ho! yeah. i mean, no-no-no-no-no, don’t you worry, i’m sure with your qualifications you won’t need to sleep with some guy to get that job. although, i might need some convincing.",0 +phoebe,wh-what do we do?,rachel,i don’t know!,1 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,"hey everybody, rachel was so good today. she didnt gossip at all.",rachel,that’s not ‘til thursday.,0 +chandler,"no-no-no-no-no-no-no!! i can’t get myself right out of them! you must have me confused with the amazing chandler!! come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and i’m cold, and",rachel,"look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.",0 +chandler,"she said yes!! she said yes!! awful play, man. whoah. her names aurora, and shes italian, and she pronounces my name chand-lrr. chand-lrr. i think i like it better that way. oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you.",rachel,time for your scalp massage!,0 +phoebe,"well, but that’s what he was for me. and she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldn’t even talk to me any more. because he said he didn’t wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.",rachel,"oh please, they’ve been going out a week. they haven’t even slept together yet, i mean, that’s not serious.",1 +ross,"hey, where’d you get that?",rachel,"hmm? oh, a student i don’t know.",0 +ross,really?,rachel,"no, not yet.",0 +interviewer,okay.,rachel,"ahh, his work is done.",0 +eddie,"oh, right, all right, you know what pallie i understand, consider me gone, you know what, ill be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.",rachel,"hey. whe-ell, look at you, finally got that time machine workin huh?",1 +ross,danger!!!!,rachel,"i’m making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. now, that way i can be prepared.",0 +ross,"yeah, you too.",rachel,you too!,1 +ben,really? like how?,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,so you hit her in the face?,rachel,yeah... its almost definitely him.,0 +charlie,"see, i told you i needed someone! oh, you know, by the way, as a thank you, i would really love to take you out.",rachel,"hey, that was really good!",0 +monica,i guess you have forgotten all about joey?,rachel,"yeah, well, i guess i have forgotten about joey and clearly youve forgotten about chandler!",1 +monica,"umm, she rach, not it, she.",rachel,maybe she will. uh! why couldnt i have been a reverend?,0 +monica,"rach, thats great! its so good that you had a good time in greece!",rachel,"what?! i didnt have a good time in greece! ross abandoned me! okay, i couldnt get a plane out, so i had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, oh, mrs. geller, why are you crying? i mean, it was sooo humiliating. i felt like such an idiot! i mean, its all my fault! and you know why, because i make very bad decisions.",1 +joey,"rach, you’re killin’ us here, will ya serve the dessert already? those drunken dancers are waiting!",rachel,"that’s alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! alright joey, if wanna leave, just leave. rachel, no you weren’t supposed to put beef in the trifle. it did not taste good. phoebe, i’m sorry, but i think jacques cousteau is dead. monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,i really think you need to go now.,1 +phoebe,"oh, no wonder i dont feel full.",rachel,"hey, guys, whats up.",1 +ross,hi! hey mom.,rachel,"hey! all that stuff you said about true love, you were right, i mean, we did learn a lot from mom and dad! and that picture of chi-chi with her mischievous grin. and what you said about nana. ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there. and you know what? i think she was.",0 +ross,"i talked to monica, look, im the one who made the choice. im the one whos making things change, so i should be the one to yknow, step back.",rachel,"oh, ross…",1 +ross,what? you do? you do? oh my god!,rachel,"don’t say, oh my god! oh my god what?",1 +phoebe,"hey, and then lunch.",rachel,"oh, wait yes, but i can’t eat too much. paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.",1 +ross,"oh i’m, i’m making this too hard. okay, what do you want me to do.",rachel,is rachel here?,0 +monica,"okay, y’know what? don’t worry, okay? we’ll take care of it. we’ll call her. just go home and get ready.",rachel,"please, make sure she comes. it’s really important to me, i mean it’s my mom!",1 +chandler,"shes an fbi agent, posing as a beauty contestant. the end",rachel,"hey! how’d the ah, basketball go?",0 +chandler,it still wouldn’t be clean. all i want is my freedom.,rachel,i cant believe you guys went for that one!,0 +monica,come on!,rachel,"oh, it was great! yeah, i-i walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, yknow? then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. yeah? and we stayed up all night talking, and now we’re like totally crazy about each other!",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"yes necessarily! i mean, i dunno what it is, maybe its the amish thing.",0 +monica,"that is the unusual activity. look, they just wanna see if youre okay.",rachel,"wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?",0 +ross,"oh yeah, why not?",rachel,"aaaah, whats wrong, cmon.",0 +monica,you heard him! no bigger! youre perfect! just dont get any bigger! oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. you know what? im going to have to talk to chandler.,rachel,"no, its not, we have nothing in common!",0 +chandler,"eh..., i don’t, i don’t know.",rachel,hmm.,0 +ross,we were on a break!!!!!!!,rachel,you seem to really like her.,1 +monica,"ohhh, nice.",rachel,"look, ross look, i’m on board about this totally honesty thing, i am, just not about stuff that’s gonna get you in trouble.",0 +ross,i do-i do not have a boyfriend. there’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.,rachel,good for you!,0 +chandler,"here we go, here we go.",rachel,"rossy, rossy.",1 +joey,"no, i’m picking you up for our date. these are for you. (hands her",rachel,"ohh, lilies. joey, they’re my favorite. thank you.",1 +ross,"no, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!",rachel,just a job!,1 +phoebe,they live on the upper east side on park avenue!,rachel,fine! but please god; tell me how to stop them from going off!,0 +ross,umm…,rachel,"oh, it was awful. i guess some people just dont appreciate really good food.",0 +chip,"oh yeah, but i can stay out as late as i want.",rachel,look at me! im chandler! could i be wearing any more clothes? maybe if i wasnt going commando...,0 +monica,what did the doctor say? any news on when the baby will come?,rachel,no. but she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.,1 +monica,where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?,rachel,"no, my eye doctor is richard! i can’t go to him when i don’t have a boyfriend!",0 +chandler,okay!,rachel,"mon, honey, i gotta ask you something.",1 +joey,yes! yes! you did and you’re still yelling at me!,rachel,"no! no! no! i’m not yelling at you, i’m just yelling near you. oh god joey, ohh i’m my father. oh my god, this is horrible! i’ve been trying so hard not to be my mother i did not see this comin’. oh, joey, i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. i just wanted you to learn.",1 +monica,i dont think so.,rachel,why?,1 +joey,"well, he’s too shy, he doesn’t thing he’s good enough to dance with girls yet.",rachel,"and, well, dont you have a lot of wild oats to sew? or is that what youre doing with me? oh my god, am i an oat?",0 +ross,joey?! joey!!,rachel,"ross, joey is not here.",1 +melissa,hey rachel!,rachel,"all right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what i do when i take resume shots?",0 +ross,"marcel. bring me the rice, cmon. bring me the rice, cmon. good boy. good boy. cmere, gimme the rice. thank you, good boy. well, i see hes finally mastered the difference between bring me the and pee in the. bring me the and- rach?",rachel,what?,1 +chandler,"make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?",rachel,"ok. lets see. oh, you should take her to the met!",0 +monica,"hey rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.",rachel,"of course, id be honored!",1 +gunther,they already do. that’s why they call it the ‘tray spot.’,rachel,"gee, i always heard them talk about that, i just always thought that it was a club they went to. oh god, i’m, i’m sorry.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,what?! why bother?,0 +ross,"there you go! good for you! and you know what, im actually getting used to this little guy. i dont really even feel him in here anymore.",rachel,so that was the babys room.,0 +mindy,"oh god! you see, thats what i was afraid of!",rachel,"uh, rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?",0 +monica,you’re jealous of princess caroline?,rachel,i’m good.,0 +chandler,"oh, screw it, im gonna be a daddy!!",rachel,"no, rachel got pulled over for speeding. she forgot her licence so now i have to bring it to her.",0 +monica,"all right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though.",rachel,no?,1 +ross,"rach, uh, you still looking for a place?",rachel,hi.,0 +joey,have you ever tried to sit through citizen kane?,rachel,"yeah i know it’s really boring, but it’s like a big deal.",1 +charlie,actually the wet season is june to december.,rachel,that sounds like another word to me! are you gonna take this seriously? okay.,0 +monica,phoebe and rachel saw you with nancy today and... em... they think youre having an affair.,rachel,whos nancy?,1 +monica,"oh, no!",rachel,all right.,0 +chandler,"oh, come on! i don’t care! come on! whose is it?",rachel,diane keeton.,1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,thank you.,1 +monica,"okay, so how do i make him think i wanna have sex with him?",rachel,"okay, oh, heres what you do. just act like everything around you turns you on.",1 +joey,well—i got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.,rachel,and you were at this job for four years?,1 +joey,"i dont get it. i mean, i was so sure this was what i wanted.",rachel,"as a masseuse and a human, im begging you, never do that to anyone!",0 +ross,so your dad dropped by. he’s a pleasant man!,rachel,then dont touch one!!,0 +joey,"here she comes. hold on, i’m gonna make your life much easier.",rachel,"all right, well the place was closed. i’ll just copy it later.",1 +woman,let go!,rachel,"all right, listen, missy. if you want this cart, youre gonna have to take me with it!",1 +phoebe,chandler and monica!!!!,rachel,"well let’s just say its she’s lucky she has a sweet ass, ‘cause she’s not so good at the writing.",0 +joey,what did i just say?,rachel,"no, no, no. its ok. im gonna be fine.",1 +joey,"oh, okay. i…i ate way too much.",rachel,who?,0 +ross,oh my god! rachel green?,rachel,"the first time! no seriously, imagine if carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian.",0 +ross,"oh, rachel, i’m-i’m sorry.",rachel,"oh, i wish there was a job where i could wear this all the time. maybe someday, there will be.",0 +joey,"hey rach, listen i was thinkin’ uh, i’m gonna have an extra room over at my place…",rachel,"oh, that’s true.",1 +phoebe,"oh, yay!",rachel,"but y’know umm, rachel doesn’t rhyme with draddle.",1 +amy,i know! im erin brockovich!,rachel,"why, did something happen to his falafel cart?",0 +monica,"look, heres a picture of scotty jared naked.",rachel,"no, i missed and hit the door. but, it opened really hard!",0 +chandler,"can you believe it? i mean, dont i seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? you know, i just always pictured myself doing something...something.",rachel,"oh chandler, i know, i know... oh, hey! you can see your nipples through this shirt!",1 +joshua,"okay, that’s-that’s not funny. uhh.",rachel,"okay, y’know, would you feel better if we went someplace else? i mean we could pack all this stuff up and y’know go to your apartment.",1 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,"its just physical and i have it totally under control! ok? its just, when i see them together, sometimes i just get a little jealous!",1 +ross,i cant believe that didnt work!,rachel,"i know, me neither! i mean, you had a sketch!",1 +tag,"it’s lame, i know. but i’m a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn…",rachel,how about i order everyone the moroccan chicken?,0 +phoebe,"these are not mine... look how flimsy they are, come on! good god! you try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, theyll snap like a piece of licorice.",rachel,"this is for my boat, pretty cool huh?",0 +joey,fine! do you take vasa or mustercard?,rachel,"look, look!",0 +monica,really?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"oh, yeah, that would be me, um, i have, i have a problem i-i tip way too much, way, way, too much, it’s a sickness really.",rachel,"oh, i cannot believe he’s using our divorce to sell mattresses.",0 +joey,hey.,rachel,"sure! hey, i just found out, i get ben for the holidays this year.",0 +chandler,fine.,rachel,fine.,1 +monica,"still, i was quick as a cat.",rachel,"okay, bye! oh my god!!",0 +ross,about what?,rachel,"yknow, i sensed that i should stop. so were okay?",0 +joey,i *love* my job.,rachel,"yeah, i cant *wait* to go back to work.",1 +ross,hi.,rachel,"oh, believe me, the ladies, they love it!",0 +monica,yes!,rachel,"excuse me. excuse me! thanks. um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until were paid every penny. cause you know what, lady? were part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.",0 +ross,"look, i’m not trying to get out of anything, okay. i thought our relationship was dead!",rachel,"oh man, pizza? i like pizza. put olives on the pizza.",0 +ross,"no, she likes that. yeah. faking sleep doesn’t work either, i can’t tell you how many mornings i woke up with her...",rachel,"excellent hole, joe.",0 +joey,a month??,rachel,"okay, so what name am i cool enough to pull off?",0 +amy,"uh, yeah i think i did.",rachel,alright. thats it! ,1 +ross,what?!,rachel,hey!,0 +dina,oh my god! bobby!,rachel,how are we gonna get home? maybe a piggy-back ride?,0 +joey,really? ‘cause i could kinda use the money.,rachel,"joey, just-just he-he’s new in town and i know he doesn’t have any guy friends. just take him to like a ball game or something. i’ll really appreciate it.",1 +monica,"no, no, rachel?",rachel,"thank you, buddy.",0 +ross,"no! no no, it is nothing like me and carol!",rachel,"please. if she said to you, ross, i want you on this couch, right here, right now, what would you say?",1 +phoebe,just kidding. ahh!,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,joey’s asking if you’ve just ruined the first book he’s ever loved that didn’t star jack nicholson?,rachel,no. she doesn’t die.,1 +joey,well he actually saw you a little bit too.,rachel,no. he’s not a horrible guy.,0 +phoebe,"i’m gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?",rachel,"oh yeah, i’d actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.",1 +ross,"alright. : your moneys mine, green.",rachel,"your fly is open, geller.",1 +monica,and it’s a magnet!,rachel,look at that!,1 +monica,not even close.,rachel,"i also said, yes!",0 +ross,"we dont.� but i thought it would be nice to get to know him.� you know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.",rachel,"i dont know how to tell you this but, uh . . . i think monicas cheatin on ya.� i told you shouldnt have married someone so much hotter than you.",0 +joey,"oh, cmon, i mean, theres you, then theres charlie, and its like... what the hell is my problem? oh!",rachel,ok... uh... maybe youre not always going after the wrong girl...,1 +monica,"uhh, yknow actually i was gonna do some laundry.",rachel,"now, that you can do.",0 +joey,hey-hey dont look at me! i just work here!,rachel,"okay umm, ross? im-im really warm, so im going to be taking off my sweater. now, im just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.",1 +ross,yeah?,rachel,or you can do volunteer work.,0 +monica,"look, when it started i was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brothers girlfriend. and then, one thing led to another and, before i knew it, we were...shopping.",rachel,oh. oh my god.,1 +carol,ross? that opens my cervix.,rachel,barry?,1 +monica,hey.,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,"wow! see, and i didnt think youd be able to come up with anything.",0 +phoebe,we thought you knew!,rachel,we?!,1 +joey,what?!,rachel,"no, it was a stupid bet! we were just playing a game!",1 +sandy,its okay. i get that a lot doing what i do. but i am straight. i-im engaged actually.,rachel,whoa! dont know about that.,0 +monica,"well, if youre gonna be totally rational about this, i cant argue with you! all right? fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. i just dont want to be a part of it.",rachel,"i know, but i don’t think that’s what she wants.",0 +joey,"morning, paul.",rachel,"hello, paul.",1 +monica,"i dont know. i mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you dont have a thing for joey, maybe you have a thing for drake.",rachel,"okay, hes a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. and- he can dance!",0 +phoebe,yep!,rachel,"oh, okay that explains it. i got a call at two in the morning, but all i could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so i thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. but then i realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.",0 +erin,bye guys.,rachel,"no, you guys, i mean my keyboards are all the way up in—no, yeah, okay.",0 +ross,okay!,rachel,okay!,1 +chandler,"here, here!",rachel,"we don’t. not until its a hundred percent. i mean, why upset everybody over nothing.",0 +phoebe,"ick, you were eavesdropping.",rachel,"eavesdropping. pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.",1 +joey,"hey, i’m gonna call her later! honest! oh come on, chandler used to do it! he’d even make the girl pancakes! plus, he’d make extras and leave ‘em for me.",rachel,oh for cryin’ out loud!,0 +chandler,"aww, man!",rachel,yeah thats better than my way.,0 +ross,oh no-no-no! oh-no! no! no! emily! ending credits,rachel,what?,0 +ross,got me.,rachel,i do too! i do too!,0 +phoebe,rach?,rachel,phoebe! come on i’m serious! i just got to talk to him about all this.,0 +phoebe,"oh, rachel and i have appointments to get our hair cut.",rachel,"oh god, thank you! umm, uh, mr. stevens i’d like you to meet my friends uh, this is phoebe, monica, and chandler.",0 +jill,"you don’t want him, but you don’t want me to have him?",rachel,"ok, guys, guys? i have the definitive one. mwwwooooo-hah-hah...",0 +monica,that place in vermont? you can take a hint!,rachel,"wait, you cant go away this weekend! its emmas birthday!",1 +amy,"im fine! and, i got you a present for letting me stay with you. ready?",rachel,"although, i have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirts been stickin outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.",0 +ross,that would be a good way to get rid of all the pcp we have lying around.,rachel,"what... what am i gonna do? my speech is gone, chandler!",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hey.,1 +ross,okay. have a great time you guys.,rachel,"....and then i just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.",0 +monica,or not.,rachel,hi joey! what are you doing here?,1 +monica,no you cant. shes yours!,rachel,shes yours!,1 +ross,"oh, thats ok. im sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.",rachel,"hey, is this person who decides whether or not you... get a baby?",0 +chandler,that’s awesome! that’s great! what made you do it?!,rachel,"i dont! no, i wanna live with the super-hot australian dancer.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"oh you missed it. she was laughing. oh it was amazing. it was amazing. it was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...",1 +chandler,"yknow what, pretty good.",rachel,"yeah, isn’t it fantastic?",0 +monica,"come on rach, lets go.",rachel,i like ben.,0 +phoebe,"besides, it might be kinda fun to form the new a-team.",rachel,"oh, hi mrs. lynch! is joanna in already?",1 +phoebe,"well you all know that im a pacifist so im not interested in war in any way. but yknow what? when the revolution comes, i will have to destroy you all. not you joey.",rachel,"that is it! you just barge in here, you dont knock",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,"so umm, when i was in the shower i was thinking about our first night in london…",0 +ross,what big thing?,rachel,"so, spin the bottle works like this: i spin the bottle, it lands on gunther, so i would have to kiss gunther. all right. who wants to go first?",1 +phoebe,pat sajak?,rachel,yep!,1 +phoebe,�s a good toast.,rachel,about how good your cards were.,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,hey! got champagne?,1 +ross,i think i have an old band uniform from high school.,rachel,"you remember not having sex in high school, right?",1 +phoebe,china patterns!!!!!,rachel,this is easy...cant do this! oh! wow! seriously i cant do this.,1 +all,surprise!!,rachel,i know.,0 +ross,"still-still, let me come... for me.",rachel,ok. if you really need to.,1 +phoebe,"hm, i mean maybe no-one ever really goes. ever since my mom died, every now and then, i get the feeling that shes like right here, yknow? oh! and debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- i always get this really strong debbie vibe whenever i use one of those little yellow pencils, yknow? ...i miss her.",rachel,"yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. can we be grown-ups now?",0 +phoebe,"well, i think i can help you get over him.",rachel,"threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.",0 +joey,"hey i liked her, alright. maybe, maybe too much. i dont know i guess i just got scared.",rachel,"ya know, i mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. my sisters graduating from college, nobody thought she would. its a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a celica.",1 +phoebe,i love you too. please dont... dont turn into... you know... french bitch!,rachel,wow! i have never had such a healthy break-up! she was such a grown-up about it! she didn’t seem too immature for me! did i just make a huge mistake?,0 +joey,you’re my friend!,rachel,right back at ya!,1 +nurse,this room’s available.,rachel,"okay! okay wait! you listen to me! you listen to me! since i have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that i am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! i’m next! it’s my turn! it’s only fair! and if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me i’m going to sue you! not this hospital, i’m going to sue you! and my husband he’s a lawyer!",1 +joshua,"so, all right.",rachel,"okay. so, can i serve you a little of—what? what? what?",1 +phoebe,"ooh, god it looks bad.",rachel,"come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?",0 +chandler,"oh, y’know-y’know what, i was looking at it upside down.",rachel,"oh, i know. i could only think of two names, him and ed begley jr. and then i remembered he’s gay.",0 +nurse,i don’t think the next patient is very far along.,rachel,"okay, well then bring her in.",1 +melissa,"oh you don’t have to be sorry. i’m…i’m obviously kidding. i’m not in love with you. i’m not in love with her. i don’t hear coconuts banging together. yeah, i don’t…picture your face when i make love to my boyfriend. anyway, i gotta go. eh…kiss good-bye? no? okay.",rachel,"well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.",0 +ross,"look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. okay, i can’t imagine, i can’t imagine my life without you. without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. your good heart rach, and, and....",rachel,"uh yeah, right here.",0 +katie,youre so sweet!,rachel,"yknow what? yknow when i said that i want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? well, youre not ready for that.",0 +mrs green,"sweetie! so this is where you work? oh, its wonderful! is it a living room? is it a restaurant? who can tell? but i guess thats the fun.",rachel,pretty much.,1 +ross,"rach, thanks but uh, i dont need you doing me any favors.",rachel,"i know, im so excited!",0 +monica,"all right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though.",rachel,she wasn’t a hooker.,0 +monica,put the plates in the boxes!! put the plates in the boxes!,rachel,did you just push me?,1 +phoebe,"hey!! get your ass back here, tribbiani!!",rachel,"okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, i’ve got you, me, and chandler and i’m gonna invite gunther ‘cause, well, we’ve been talking about this pretty loud.",0 +chandler,"a speedo? uh, i don’t have a speedo. i’m gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit.",rachel,oh good you’re still here!,1 +phoebe,thousands of times!! that doesn’t make me sound too good does it?,rachel,you ordered a stripper for the shower?! that is totally inappropriate!,0 +ross,no ah-ah-ah! do not start this car! okay! okay! i will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now!,rachel,"look ross, if you’re so freaked out, just get in the car!",1 +monica,"yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.",rachel,"oh god, thats right. i blocked that out.",1 +monica,that’s much better.,rachel,wait! wait! wait! you can’t start today! today’s the rehearsal dinner!,0 +phoebe,"wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? good luck, mom.",rachel,"are you kidding? eight hours with my mother talking about atkins? good luck, emma!",1 +joey,"im telling you, rach, charlie is not right for me!",rachel,"yeah, im not talking about her...",1 +ross,"that, for all i knew would, could last forever. that to me is a break-up.",rachel,you think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?,1 +ross,yeah...,rachel,i think im gonna take off.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, professor and mrs.",rachel,and mrs.?!,1 +monica,"..i dunno, a little too alan?",rachel,"well, no. thats impossible. you can never be too alan.",1 +ross,"its all working out! me & charlie, and you two. you know what we should do?",rachel,"no, no! look, i need to talk to joey. i mean, you guys just broke up. before anything more happens between us, i need to know hes okay with it.",0 +phoebe,both!,rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,"well, do you care about friendship?",rachel,oh!,1 +gavin,"oh, they didnt tell me about your quick wit.",rachel,"nothin, nothin, hey youre a cheapasaurus. im kidding, im kidding, thank you, im very greatful.",0 +monica,i dont know. rachel im-im sorry that i hurt your ankles.,rachel,ankle.,1 +ross,...gets interrupted. hi!,rachel,"well, see? so, maybe it wasnt such a bad idea, yknow, me kissing your mom, uh? huh? but.. we dont have to go down that road.",0 +monica,you dont have any stuff.,rachel,"i know. i was sweepin yesterday. it coulda been me.ross: sure, sweepin. you never know.",0 +phoebe,definitely!,rachel,"yeah, i’m pretty confident about that. that’s what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for monica and chandler! it would be nice to have a little guarantee though.",1 +gunther,remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.,rachel,what?,0 +tag,yeah.,rachel,what?,0 +joanna,oh. and rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. it’s amazing how she gets it right almost every time!,rachel,okay!,0 +ross,cat!,rachel,"okay, from now on, you dont get to talk to other people.",0 +monica,"uh i really don’t know what to tell you rach, i really don’t. i mean, maybe joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.",rachel,"oh, yeah. could be rachel asking if someone could baby-sit again.",0 +phoebe,oh! hes having an affair.,rachel,hes not having an affair!,1 +ross,did you tell your sister to ask me out?,rachel,"yeah. all right, now give me your best shot.",0 +tag,no! it was marked confidential i just sent it down to human resources.,rachel,"okay please, you’re kidding right?! i wrote that one as a joke for you!",1 +ross,may i come in?,rachel,okay. okay. because for a minute you said you…,0 +monica,"you know, a party, or--",rachel,"i just, i hate this so much! i mean, every time i go pick her up at the airport, it’s-it’s so great. but at the same time i’m thinking, well, i’m gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off.",0 +chandler,what? what?,rachel,who jumps at loud noises!,0 +chandler,whose is it?,rachel,oh does it matter?! all that matters is that you look so handsome.,1 +ross,"no! no, no, no, no, okay, it wasnt the swings fault. it was my fault and kind of that kids fault. who is still laughing. nice.",rachel,ok. great. i am so glad that you are here. we’re really excited about getting this process started.,0 +joey,"well, what am i gonna do rach?! i don’t have that kind of money!",rachel,oh!,0 +monica,make me rich!!,rachel,isnt that amazing?,1 +phoebe,"its, yes, my little black book. its got the numbers of all the guys ive dated.",rachel,thank you! . i cant believe that you chose this restaurant! do you remember the night?,0 +phoebe,"right, oh yeah. wow, oh, it looks like ross is breaking up with her. uff, i hope he lets her down easy. let’s go.",rachel,"come on phoebe, look at that! they are not breaking up, look at them. okay that’s, you know what that is? that is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is! look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...",1 +phoebe,"hey, do you think this is why chandler took off?",rachel,sure. do you need some floss?,0 +phoebe,"yeah, you too.",rachel,"hi, remember us?",1 +tag,"wait! i think i see where you’re going, but before you say anything else, can i just say one more thing?",rachel,are you sure it wasn’t an oyster?,0 +ross,they have another guess.,rachel,"joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous!",0 +phoebe,"no! think about it, it’s a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it’s…",rachel,relaxi-taxi!,1 +phoebe,why do you care?,rachel,"no! rachel, you didnt find anyone so you cant tell him.",0 +ross,all right.,rachel,ow!,1 +chandler,i did! i absolutely did!,rachel,you idiot!!,1 +chandler,"yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.",rachel,"alright, somebody.",1 +monica,just go over and say hi.,rachel,"no, i have to go downstairs and come back up as if im coming home from the regatta gala. okay? so just go distract him. but dont be sexy.",1 +ross,"wha... youre uh, youre, youre over me?",rachel,"ohh, ohh.",1 +monica,hmm?,rachel,nestle tollhouse?!,0 +ross,"hey! uh, phoebe’s not here is she?",rachel,no.,1 +chandler,"yes, i realise that.",rachel,summer catalogue!,1 +joey,"not enough pills in the world, rach. what about you, youre the single one, seen anybody in there you like?",rachel,"well, lets see. there was a really big guy that i was talking to, with the really nice breasts...",1 +ross,"oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. you’ll—you’re gonna pick it up. hey! you will! uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? you were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. do you remember?",rachel,i hope you’re going somewhere with this.,1 +joey,wh-why?,rachel,"that’s ridiculous! i’m not a star, just a regular famous actor.",0 +joey,i don’t know why you say that so soon.,rachel,"come on joey, i just bought you a new chair! the most expensive one in the store! hey, y’know what i was thinking? we could name her francette.",1 +ross,"monicas right, swing dancing can be tricky. im gonna use the phone. i gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears i sent to emily. my god, think of the massacre.",rachel,im gonna do it.,1 +joey,"man, do you know what guys want!",rachel,"look joey, come on she’s so perfect for you! i mean she’s sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.",1 +ben,"seriously, your dad doesn’t like pranks.",rachel,picturing that tree?,0 +joey,"no-no-no! no-no wait rach, you know what would even be more fun? telling them.",rachel,but now shell never know how he feels!,0 +ross,not yet.,rachel,"so umm, what time are you supposed to leave?",1 +joey,hey! ah!!,rachel,guess who we ran into today?!,1 +monica,this bottle opener.,rachel,and?,1 +chandler,"kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...",rachel,"umm, frank buffay.",0 +joey,hey chandler can i talk to you for a second .,rachel,"no need!! problem solved, we are powering through .",1 +ross,hi.,rachel,"oh, im sorry. oh, this is so stupid! i mean, i gave barry up, right? i should be happy for them! i am, im happy for them.",1 +mr. heckles,youre stomping. its disturbing my birds.,rachel,you dont have birds.,1 +mrs. green,well rachel needs help with the baby.,rachel,"wow! great! wait, dad who-who’s cigarettes are these?",0 +monica,"really! that long?! look all you want, it’s happening!",rachel,you got a present for my parents. that’s so sweet.,0 +chandler,"oh yeah! yeah! don’t worry about me, i’ll be fine!",rachel,ohh! my god! barry!!,1 +joey,"yeah, this was a stupid idea.",rachel,"all right, don’t freak out! okay? i-i will help you. how long before you have to leave?",0 +joey,"ooh, sorry. sorry. you finish, go.",rachel,"okay, so anyway i’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.",1 +chandler,"oh, hey!",rachel,…i just dont know if the world is ready for you and your bag.,1 +chandler,it was at the front door. when i got home. somebody sent it to us.,rachel,"well, ben would be there.",0 +ross,we need more cards.,rachel,"yeah, i wanted to make a dramatic scene, but i hate packing.",0 +ross,"cant do it, can you?",rachel,"rach, i gotta say...if you werent here wondering if these guys were gay i dont know if i could do this!",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"well, that’s great.",1 +chandler,i will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. how can you eat the cheesecake without me?!,rachel,"well, look it’s been a really emotional time y’know, and you’ve had a lot to drink. and you’ve just got to let that go okay? i mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!",0 +joshua,"uhh, rachel, my parents…",rachel,all right.,0 +joey,"mom, so what did you think?",rachel,well that was umm…okay.,1 +monica,um-hmm.,rachel,how?,0 +tag,a year. on and off. i kinda thought wed end up together. i dont anymore.,rachel,why?,0 +ross,oh so-so you werent trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?,rachel,yeah!,0 +joey,"uh, rachels here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.",rachel,what?! i think he’s cute.,0 +ross,no i-i-i would love to be around for you and the baby. and we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.,rachel,"uh, sit down. i wanna talk about our situation.",0 +joshua,okay!,rachel,"ok, ill tell you what. how about i cook dinner at my place? ill make it just like moms.",0 +ross,"yeah, sure, right! like ive ever been in rachel greens room.",rachel,"ok i gotta tell ya, its really weird when you use my whole name.",1 +monica,you dont have any stuff.,rachel,"you still think of it as your apartment, dont you?",1 +ross,i’m not going to do that.,rachel,hi.,0 +ross,ill have whatever christine is having.,rachel,"i just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...",0 +phoebe,"yeah, cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.",rachel,i love you!,0 +phoebe,"i’m, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. so, can i come to bloomingdale’s and use the copy machine.",rachel,monana was very brave.,0 +joey,"oh, all right, i can ask monica.",rachel,"oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.",0 +phoebe,"obviously, and he’s british.",rachel,you fall for it every time!,0 +monica,i dont care. oh my god. ive lost the will to scold.,rachel,"vell, eva, veve done some excellent vork here, and i vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,oh! it’s you. hi.,1 +chandler,hello? hello?,rachel,"ehh, yknow after high school, you just kinda lose touch. oh yeah! i ran into richard dorfman.",0 +ross,"were fine, were fine.",rachel,ok.,1 +ross,what about emma? we dont have a nanny.,rachel,"i know. you know, were just gonna have to figure out a plan tonight. can you please just take care of her for today?",1 +joey,"hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna be alone. okay? i promise that’s not gonna happen.",rachel,is this the same spoon that was in my cast?,0 +ross,"okay, it’s not, it’s not.",rachel,"oh my god. i cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.",1 +phoebe,me too! oh! did you ever see an officer and a gentleman?,rachel,"when i fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.",0 +phoebe,"well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.",rachel,"uh, dana keystone from college.",0 +joey,yeah! come on.,rachel,awww…,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i see what you mean.� by the way, nice ross imitation.",rachel,"oh, thanks.",1 +ross,"thank you. so did you ah, did you tell mark something about me?",rachel,"i didn’t have to, because i was wearing my ‘i heart ross’ sandwich board and ringing my bell.",1 +policeman,nope.,rachel,virgo?,1 +chandler,"oh yes! bye bye birdie, starring joseph stalin. joseph stalin is the fiddler on the roof.",rachel,hey.,1 +phoebe,my roommate.,rachel,"hey! dude, some guy just called for you.",0 +phoebe,this stuff is great!,rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"okay, first of all, breathe. second of all, i don’t get it. aren’t you the one that decided that you didn’t want to be with ross?",rachel,hey.,0 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,"monica, i’m quitting! i just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! i’m telling you i’m quitting! that’s it! i’m talking to my boss right now! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! yes i am! okay bye, call me when you get this message. oh! mr. waltham, i ah really need to talk to you.",1 +ross,"yes, hello. i have a question. umm, i used your pen to draw on my friends face. a beard and a moustache. thank you. no, she didnt think so. i know its like anyway, umm well make-up didnt cover it and weve tried everything to get it off and nothings worked. what-what do we do? yeah. uh-huh. yeah. oh! okay. okay, thank you! yeah, its not coming off.",rachel,what?! what else did he say?,1 +ross,"professor neuman, the head of the department, so….",rachel,"uh-huh, and i got all the top ten scores, i erased phoebe off the",0 +joey,she sure does. why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?,rachel,better?,0 +tag,i am?!,rachel,why-why would she go in the bedroom?,0 +joey,so...ive never played that!,rachel,"ooh! honey, it cant be that hard, i mean, youve been in love before?",1 +ross,"all right, that’s it! come—you—no! you are in big trouble young man!",rachel,no! wait! come on!,1 +joey,"i saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! stupid closet full of bugs!",rachel,"joey. joey, something feels weird and not good weird. i don’t—whoa!!",1 +monica,"hey! oh, im so glad youre home, i thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!",rachel,"ohh, thank god! finally!",1 +ross,thank you. im glad you agree.,rachel,"its a shame though, i mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.",1 +ross,"and to love. ah, love. l-o-v-e, love. l is for life. and what is life without love?",rachel,"youve never said that in your life, have you?",0 +molly,hi!,rachel,we�ll see.,0 +monica,can you believe it? i finally get to run my own kitchen!,rachel,"ohh, you’ve waited soo long.",1 +ross,try to understand!,rachel,"hi, sorry im late, i couldnt find my bearings.",0 +joey,what did i just say?,rachel,"it’s so great seeing you guys again. i’d like to make a toast. uh, as a poet once said, in the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds it’s morning and is refreshed.",0 +mark,"well, then he’s, he’s probably just, out.",rachel,"oh, thank you that’s very helpful, i’m glad you came over.",1 +joshua,"yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.",rachel,"well, congratulations, so do you love her?",1 +ben,"yeah, you’re funny.",rachel,"you damn right i am, ive been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.",0 +ross,"it was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. front and back!! oh-oh-oh, and by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e means ‘you are,’ y-o-u-r means ‘your!’",rachel,"oh, youre going to minsk?",0 +chandler,"okay, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose. ",rachel,"now you do that, you’re on tv.",0 +carol,hey rachel!,rachel,whats the big deal with her? maybe shes attractive in an obvious kind of way.,0 +chandler,why?! why do i have to tell him?!,rachel,because you do.,1 +paul,what do you need from the car?,rachel,surprise me.,1 +ross,"no, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. it was a small wedding.",rachel,"hi, but im not here, you havent met me. ill make a much better first impression tomorrow when i dont have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.",0 +monica,"hey rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.",rachel,"oh, ‘they are warm, nice, people with big hearts’.",0 +chandler,"so, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed!",rachel,can you believe this is already happening? i mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.,1 +michelle,"ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!",rachel,"what, what, wait a minute! you haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? how long have you known her, likean hour?",1 +ross,linen closet.,rachel,the diapers?,1 +ross,"ah yknow, this building is on my paper route so i...",rachel,"what? you are way off, lady!",0 +phoebe,"yes, yes i do. god, oh it’s just perfect! wow! i bet it has a great story behind it too. did they tell you anything? like y’know where it was from or…",rachel,"yes! that i know, this is from white plains.",1 +paul,wait! wait! listen! listen to this! y’know what i wanted to be when i was that age?,rachel,thank you. thank you. thank you! and you are about to marry a wonderful man! hey! i’m marrying a dead woman!,0 +paul,"oh rachel, i’m so sorry. i didn’t mean to overwhelm you. it’s just that, when those gates open, you… hard to close ‘em. but they are closed now. believe me.",rachel,i’m gonna ask monica to marry me.,0 +joey,"uhh, well i’ve got an audition down the street and i spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. you got an extra one?",rachel,"yeah, sure. umm…here.",1 +joey,"he broke up with julie. well, go hug her, for gods sakes.",rachel,are we playing football or what? come on you hairy-backed marries.,0 +monica,does he?,rachel,what?,1 +monica,you can’t marry him!,rachel,why not? i don’t want to do this alone! and he’s such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.,1 +joey,"okay. i will. ohh! check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! huh? i wear it like this when i marry you guys, and then this is for party time.",rachel,it happened! i am telling you it happened!,1 +joey,yeah. with a bite! gee-e-e-eez!,rachel,"hey, i tell you what. let’s you and me go out and have some fun. huh? whatever you want. come on!",0 +joey,"i thought you paid. ha, guess we won’t be going back there!",rachel,"oh, it was so amazing. after the love making...",0 +ross,oh! oh! she’s upside down but she’s coming! she’s coming!,rachel,what is going on with you? since when are you so crazy about babies?,0 +ross,"oh, please. sweetie it’s hopeless, okay, i’m just gonna go.",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,from now?,1 +chandler,"oh hey rachel, sweetheart? you have got to tell the post office that you have moved. okay? we are still getting all your bills and stuff.",rachel,yeah?,0 +ross,"okay look, i had a lot of water before i went to bed. can we do this after…",rachel,"no-no-no-no-no ross! please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! we do not a changing table! we do not have a crib! we do not have a diaper service!",1 +ross,you have no idea what a nightmare this has been. this is so hard.,rachel,who cares? youre rachel! whos kip?,0 +ross,my fajitas!!,rachel,"look, charlie, i just want you to know. ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of joey and me. you know, he normally doesnt drink like this.",1 +ross,okay! okay! ooh-hey-hey-hey! okay! okay! okay! i’ll-i’ll tell her tonight i can’t see her anymore.,rachel,ross thanks.,1 +joshua,"…and even though none of the other kids believed me, i swear to god, that duck pushed me!",rachel,"yeah, they teamed us up as partners. joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.",0 +chandler,marcel swallowed a scrabble tile.,rachel,"yeah, i know, but i don’t think that means anything.",0 +joey,"oh, no!",rachel,phoebe i think he would notice if you didn’t have a baby in nine months!,0 +chandler,hey! monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!,rachel,i cant believe this. all i wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?,1 +monica,score!! 7 to nothing!,rachel,okay!,0 +monica,you okay?,rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,you had no relationship!!,rachel,you are!,0 +joey,ew.,rachel,it’s still——it’s got a tail! get it out of here! get it out of here!!,1 +all,good luck!,rachel,"oh my god!!! sorry, i was just imagining what it’d be like to catch the money bouquet.",1 +ross,"okay. you know you probably didnt know this, but back in high school, i had a, um, major crush on you.",rachel,i knew.,1 +man,"ah, excuse me, are you rachel green?",rachel,"that was good, that was really good. but i-i think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like…",0 +chandler,"no, beth doesn’t die, she doesn’t die. does she rachel?",rachel,yes!,0 +monica,"honey, the question is…do you really want to marry joey?",rachel,"no. no, i don’t. could you be a dear and go tell him?",1 +chandler,you dont get a lot of doy these days...,rachel,"i know i had it this morning, and i know i had it when i was in the kitchen with...",1 +barry,be right there. be back in a sec.,rachel,hey! you were so right!,0 +joey,"oh, y’know what? maybe uh, you…you should come to me. i’m a not, i’m not wearing any bottoms.",rachel,okay.,0 +monica,hormones.,rachel,"…hormones, yeah.",1 +phoebe,china patterns!!!!!,rachel,"oh, by the way... im awesome!!",0 +joey,did you get your money back?,rachel,"yeah, 15 hundred dollars.",1 +phoebe,"eww, look. ugly naked guy lit a bunch of candles.",rachel,"well, hes kinda like the guy i went to see that with. except, except he-hes smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... i just- i just wanna be with him all the time. day and night, and night and day... and special occasions...",0 +woman,i was her accountant four years ago.,rachel,still get a discount on wedding dresses?,0 +joey,really?,rachel,yeah.,0 +joshua,"nice uh, costume.",rachel,"ohh, yeah, well i wanted to give emily a big american good-bye cheer. so okay! ready! okay! gimme an ‘e!’",1 +chandler,can you see my nipples through this shirt?,rachel,whats the big deal? you just say what you want to do to her. or what you want her to do to you. or what you think other people might be doing to each other. ill tell you what. just try something on me.,0 +ross,no!! no!! i wanna stay. i wanna talk about this.,rachel,"no, no, no, i don’t, i don’t really wanna play.",0 +phoebe,"god, i hope they kick his ass!",rachel,"honey, i’m sorry.",1 +chandler,"im telling you, i watched the tape.",rachel,did you watch the tape?,1 +ross,rachel! ill just call her back.,rachel,okay!,1 +ross,"so, he’s just a nice guy. you really think this mark doesn’t want anything in exchange for helping him?",rachel,"well, i assume i’ll have to take showers with him, but yknow, that’s true of any job.",1 +ross,rach?,rachel,"coming! try under the bed, try under the bed!",1 +monica,"well, you’re not.",rachel,oh my god! that’s great! oh wow! you’re a published writer! i wish i had a present for you!,0 +melissa,are you?!,rachel,whats that supposed to mean?,0 +ross,"alright. theres a theory, put forth by richard leakey-",rachel,"yeah, yeah that means... you know? we just... we dont have time for this.",0 +joey,i might know something.,rachel,i might know something too.,1 +monica,why? because of the government.,rachel,"isn’t it incredible?! monica and chandler, gettin’ married.",1 +ross,"yeah, i uh, totally forgot about that. you mind if i take a rain check? im waiting for a call from emily.",rachel,i mightve said that. why is that funny?,0 +all,aaawwwwww!!,rachel,what happened?,1 +estelle,"joey, im gonna tell you the same thing i told al minser and his pyramid of dogs. take any job you can get and dont make on the floor.",rachel,"uhh, i mean this is like reading about my own life. i mean this book could have been called be your own windkeeper rachel.",1 +gunther,they already do. that’s why they call it the ‘tray spot.’,rachel,what are you doing?,0 +chandler,"uh, lets see, who do i hate?",rachel,what?,0 +joey,"okay umm, i just came by to tell you that i…want to have dinner with you tonight. that’s all.",rachel,i just want you to say it once in a while.,0 +phoebe,"yeah. it’s just, you know, it’s this whole stupid ursula thing, it’s...",rachel,"okay, pheebs, can i ask? so, he’s going out with her. i mean, is it really so terrible?",1 +phoebe,i dont think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.,rachel,"so how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys heads?",0 +chandler,wherever! i’ve got like 20!,rachel,"oh, so you’re playing adrienne, huh?",0 +jill,"sorry i’m late, what’s up?",rachel,"oh hi! y’know, i just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.",1 +paul,it was fine.,rachel,"okay. hey, what are you thinking? what are you thinking right now?",1 +ross,no! hey! hey! we can’t!,rachel,okay. i’m going with you.,0 +phoebe,"no, yeah, we never find them! shes always best at us, that wily... minx.",rachel,"dont worry, were just gonna search here for an hour, and then were gonna go over to joeys and search, ok?",1 +monica,i don’t want to say.,rachel,"i know, but i’m a neurologist. and just to be on the safe side, dr. wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.",0 +ross,great. i feel like an idiot.,rachel,we ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. but i know he just wants to get into her pants.,0 +joey,who you what? who you what?!,rachel,yes.,1 +charlie,"its just that... i dont understand it... i mean, phoebe likes joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?",rachel,nothing. i just think its nice when were all here together.,0 +ross,"its not that easy, theres still a lot of relationship stuff.",rachel,like what?,1 +joey,"look, rachel, we dont have to do this.",rachel,"yes, we do.",1 +ross,"oh, oh. of course. god, im so stupid. you guys are a couple now. i mean, you probably just want to be alone.",rachel,"no, no, its just that its getting late...",1 +chandler,are you eating the cheesecake without me?!,rachel,mm-mmm.,1 +chandler,phoebe buffay in buffay: the vampire layer.,rachel,oh my god!,1 +monica,come in. ive been waiting for you.,rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,"oh, okay, you’re not a pushover.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"hey, shes fast!! okay?!! oh! you-you think you can be beat me? lets go! outside!!",rachel,"chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. its like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. i think what you have to do is try not to...",0 +ross,with you?! yeah right!,rachel,all right.,1 +ross,rach!,rachel,"oh, there you are! hi! oh, so, so, how was china, you?",1 +ross,five.,rachel,thanks.,0 +ross,"oh yeah, no no no...thats great!",rachel,yeah! but im a little shaky and nervous.,0 +ross,"yeah, well…nah.",rachel,"what? wait, what?",1 +monica,i havent really settled on a spot yet!,rachel,get that legless witch out of here!,0 +sandy,her name is deliah.,rachel,"oh, thats pretty.",1 +monica,"no, it doesnt, does it? but you wanted lumps, ross? well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.",rachel,i now pronounce you... husband and wife.,0 +chandler,"all right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! i really wanted to take kathy to this, i can’t believe i missed it.",rachel,"rach, c�mon, emma is fine. you�re turning into an obsessive mother. okay, you need to stop.",0 +monica,go! go! go!,rachel,"oh, im still mad at them but i also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids whos moms didnt kill themselves, so by supporting them, im doing a good thing, but im not happy about it. so there, a selfless good deed.",0 +ross,hello.,rachel,g. i. joe. g. i. joe?!,0 +girl,trick or treat!,rachel,oh! well you’re just the prettiest ballerina i’ve ever seen.,1 +kim,we get high.,rachel,"oh, me too.",1 +joey,my little sister dina!,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,oh no.,rachel,"yeah no, i mean it was at a flea market, so it was y’know, it was like a dollar.",1 +ross,"no! no! i want to talk now! okay? i—in fact, i am going to talk to the president of the condom company!",rachel,"okay, y’know maybe i should come back…",1 +monica,did you know i was allergic to shellfish?,rachel,"well, then, youll just have to eat the other lamps.",1 +ross,i’m sorry.,rachel,"i, umm, shut up!",0 +chandler,you look great!,rachel,"oh, thanks.",1 +joey,"probably, yeah... i mean, maybe we should... hold off until we talk to ross.",rachel,"so, uh, how was he?",0 +joey,"yeah. i’ll uh, i’ll call ya.",rachel,allison’s birthday party.,0 +ross,yeah! rach?,rachel,"wait, joey! joey! that doesn’t mean that-that youre in love with me!",0 +ross,"the first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.",rachel,absolutely! hes not thinking about you.,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"hey, pheebs, quick question for ya.",1 +ross,"well, umm, why don’t you give him a call?",rachel,okay. are you sure you wanna hear this?,1 +phoebe,"see? and you dont care if people are staring, its just for a second cause then youre gone!",rachel,gone! i mean its amazing pheebs. i feel so free and so graceful. hey! look out for the horse! sorry!,1 +phoebe,open bar?,rachel,"it was working until you showed up, you big tree! i mean, this isn’t fair. you had your chance with her! you had your chance and you blew it! and this is my chance and i am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! and this is all just been one stupid mistake! i was gonna propose tonight.",0 +phoebe,oh! which can either mean you’re having a baby or you’re gonna make a scientific discovery!,rachel,chandler gets pedicures!,0 +mrs. green,"no. sweetie, you’re gonna be fine.",rachel,wait-wait where are you going? where are you going?,1 +monica,just go over and say hi.,rachel,no-no-no-no!,0 +chandler,"okay, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose. ",rachel,are you okay mon?,1 +phoebe,"ugh, what a kiss ass.",rachel,oh!,1 +ross,"what, he gave you his home number? as in like, to, to his home?",rachel,hey! it’s porsche!!,0 +joey,you really think so?,rachel,"ugh, how can you even ask that question?!",1 +chandler,"this is chandler bing! this is chandler bing! yes, the groom—no! not the groom!!",rachel,"no look i wasnt right, thats what i came here to tell you. i was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. listen, im someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. to know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you dont need that and thats amazing to me. i could never do what you do joey.",0 +all,yeah!,rachel,and did you notice...?,1 +monica,something to remember me by!,rachel,"mon, honey you’re not dying. i’m just moving out. y’know, i mean we’re gonna see each other all the time.",1 +monica,"if you would stop thinking about ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! i mean, look! look, gunther! i mean, hes nice, hes cute.",rachel,"yeah, i guess gunther is kinda…",1 +phoebe,"oh, you came on to ross!",rachel,what?!,1 +monica,"uh-oh, what’s the matter?",rachel,"all right, let just try it again. really listen.",0 +chandler,"did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?",rachel,for all the free food you gave away.,0 +mrs. geller,rachels coming up the path. doesnt she look pretty. jack...,rachel,rachel?!,0 +phoebe,"oh, im not gonna do this, okay? im not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.",rachel,"yes, yes, and its, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? god, and its not like we can say anything about it, cause, like this birthday thing, its for ross.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, i locked him years ago!",rachel,hello children!,0 +ross,its an empty apartment.,rachel,what are you doing?,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,why?,0 +ross,"yeah, we tried them all. we went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,…now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.,rachel,"i don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and i kill him.",0 +monica,and youre not gonna do that.,rachel,"thats right! cause that would give him the control! so now hes all ooh, coming up with this whole ive got a party thing yknow, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. blew up in his face, didnt it?",1 +phoebe,"okay, this is from your friend at work.",rachel,"oh my gosh! oh wow! oh, i know what this is! wait a minute. that can’t be right. is that a beer bong for a baby?",1 +joey,what are they doing out here? the coast’s all the way over there.,rachel,"joey, just ignore the boats all right? we’re not finished with the lesson yet.",1 +joey,you almost had me.,rachel,"well, uh...",1 +phoebe,"oh, you came on to ross!",rachel,yeah?,0 +monica,"no, look, shes obviously unstable, okay? i mean shes thinking about running out on her wedding day. okay, fine! but i mean, look at the position shes putting him in! whats he gonna do? ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! i mean, who would do that?! okay, fine, all right, but thats yknow, its different! although it did involve a lot of the same people.",rachel,they go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! he’s not you!,0 +ross,yeah but pottery barn! y’know what i think? it’s just she-she’s weird. y’know it’s because she’s a twin. twins are weird.,rachel,what’s a scrud?,0 +monica,i warned you...,rachel,"okay if you guys have microphones in there too, i didnt mean any of that. i love you.",0 +jill,that he wouldn’t pay for my lawyer! then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter he’s actually proud off.,rachel,"god, ross is on a date with your sister! how weird is that?!",0 +monica,"break! (in slow motion, phoebe snaps the ball, rachel goes long. joey and chandler and all over phoebe, leaving rachel wide open. ross starts to rush monica, who sees phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to rachel. we see flying through the air, and then rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then rachel again, then the ball, then phoebe, chandler, and joey staring at it in shock. then with the grace of jerry rice , rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. both phoebe and monica erupt in celebration.)",rachel,i got a touchdown! we did it!!,1 +ross,"oh wow! i mean, wow! i mean, i-i-i think she’s cute but i-i would never have thought of going out with her, never!",rachel,really?!,1 +monica,"seriously, where did you get the hat?",rachel,ross gave it to me.,1 +gunther,here you go.,rachel,thank you.,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,oh my god.,1 +ross,"anyway.. um.. so, you- uh- you nervous about barry tomorrow?",rachel,oh.. a little..,1 +chandler,how did the job stuff go?,rachel,he offered me one.,1 +chandler,what is going on here?,rachel,"i know you botched that operation on purpose. i cant prove it yet, but when i do, youll be going to jail for murder. i dont care if you are my brother.",0 +phoebe,you too!,rachel,"happy new year, joey!",1 +phoebe,tips not included.,rachel,"oh! phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?",1 +monica,"ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. why are we standing here?",rachel,were waiting for you to open the door. you got the keys.,1 +joey,"its like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. hes like actually some spy, working for the c.i.a. thatd be cool.... this blows!",rachel,"i know, i mean, why cant parents just stay parents? why do they have to become people? why do they have... why cant you stop staring at my breasts?",1 +ross,"ok. here goes. for a while now, ive been wanting to, um....",rachel,"that thing? this is how you greet guests at a party? let me ask you something, if i showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldnt be welcome in your home?",0 +chandler,thanks,rachel,and he was my best student.,0 +phoebe,"well, he stabbed me first!!",rachel,"sorry im late, but i left late.",1 +joshua,"but, i was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?",rachel,"my wife and i have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. were working on it.",0 +chandler,and those guys were this close to lettin’ us play this time too.,rachel,someone on the subway licked my neck! licked my neck!!,0 +joey,i don’t know rach.,rachel,"oh, come on! i’ll give you ten free ralph lauren shirts.",1 +chandler,f-hah.... flennin....,rachel,oh.... my god.,1 +tag,okay.,rachel,this is ridiculous.,0 +ross,"hey, do uh, do you have a minute?",rachel,"yeah, yeah, i was just about to take a break anyways, so…",1 +chandler,ohhhhh!,rachel,"all right, i guess i can hold out a little longer. lets have a game.",0 +ross,that’s a little clearer.,rachel,"honey see, it doesn’t mean that i don’t love you. because i do. i love you, i love you so much. but my work it’s-it’s for me yknow, i’m out there, on my own, and i’m doing it and it’s scary but i love it, because it’s mine. i, but, i mean is that okay?",1 +gavin,do you have fever? let me see. hum...,rachel,what? whats the matter?,1 +ross,"no, a car backfired, but i thought somebody was taking a shot at me. and rach, i…i survived! and i was filled with this-this great respect for life. yknow? i-i want to experience every moment. i want to seize every opportunity. i-i am seeing everything so-so clearly now.",rachel,"i’m sorry, i’m just—i’m…i’m just not ready for a relationship right now.",0 +phoebe,"thank god, ‘cause that hair on a baby…",rachel,phoebe the father is not here okay? i haven’t told him yet and i don’t think i can tell him at all now!,1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"oh, want a good name, go with joey. joey’s your pal. joey’s your buddy. where is everybody? well, they’re hanging out with joey.",0 +chandler,"im telling you, i watched the tape.",rachel,"yeah, i just made it up. spell it.",0 +phoebe,"hi, i have phoebe buffay returning a page. okay, well, um, shes in her car ill have to patch you through.",rachel,"well, ill tell ya i do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasnt me.",0 +ross,later.,rachel,and the antennae…oh my god you’re spudnik!,0 +phoebe,"oh wow. what, do you think maybe he’s gonna tell you that he’s gay?",rachel,"but this is a two line part, its like takin a step backwards. im not gonna do this.",0 +chandler,i can’t believe you came back.,rachel,"don’t say anything. i don’t wanna speak, i don’t wanna think. i just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.",1 +joey,shes probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.,rachel,yes but theres six of us so wed only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.,0 +ross,youve been quiet all morning. is everything okay?,rachel,hmm-hmm.,1 +phoebe,so?� what if they do?,rachel,"well, were not here to meet guys.� you have a boyfriend, i have a b. . . baby and a ross.",1 +joey,"uh, moist, yeah.",rachel,"hey, theres missy goldberg. you gotta remember her.",0 +chandler,this guy invented moss 865! every office in the world uses that program!,rachel,"yeah. yknow we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.",0 +ross,grazie.,rachel,"celia, dont worry! dont scream! hes not going to hurt you! soothing tones, celia. soothing tones! marcel...",0 +phoebe,eye-contact?,rachel,"hear me out woman.� ill go down the fire escape.� then, ill wait for a while.� then, when i come up the stairs, itll be just like i just got back from tulsa.� then, joey and i will come in and see that theres no guy in here.",0 +ross,i know! i’m saying you have to watch them all the time.,rachel,sounds like a really bad idea to me.,0 +monica,"i have no idea, but x-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.",rachel,wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?,1 +tag,yeah. did you tell someone that i was gay?,rachel,"oh, did you not want people to know that?",1 +bonnie,hey! how did everybody sleep?,rachel,"oh, great.",1 +phoebe,"no! because he’s in love with the british chippy! look, rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! y’know, it’s too late! you missed you’re chance! i’m sorry, i know this must be really hard, it’s over.",rachel,"y’know what? there’s some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?",0 +mr. zelner,its really nice to see you again.,rachel,whats up joe?,0 +phoebe,lusts of the flesh.,rachel,what?,1 +ross,"i know if you were getting married i’d feel, kinda….. y’know.",rachel,"what? okay, okay, okay, okay.",0 +ross,you got ink on your lip.,rachel,"oh right, right.� � so, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from emma?",0 +phoebe,"well, if thats what they do in minsk... in new york... its...",rachel,continue...,0 +ross,no.,rachel,what the hell are you doin?,0 +phoebe,"oh! no, i-i think i just had a contraction.",rachel,"yeah, i thought i had one a couple of minutes ago, and now i know that was definitely one.",0 +phoebe,where is emma?,rachel,"yeah, can i help you with something?",0 +joey,rach! hey! it’s fine! you’re at joey’s!,rachel,"nothing, i’m-i’m just, i’m so comfortable with you!",0 +phoebe,"what are you, what are you talking about? how did this happen?",rachel,"well, my boss was at the same restaurant where i was having my interview and he heard everything. so later he calls me to his office and he tells me that hes gonna have to let me go, because im not a team player. and i said wait a minute! yes i am. and i had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.",1 +paul,you two were married?!,rachel,"its okay, its okay rach, its me. put down the scrunchy.",0 +joey,tell me who it is.,rachel,"hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.",0 +monica,"yeah well, i ran into richard.",rachel,when did this happen?,1 +phoebe,monica! that’s not right! start with where.,rachel,"it’s incredible, i mean one minute she’s inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.",0 +chandler,and then he did.,rachel,"well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?",1 +ross,"no wait, okay, okay, i have an idea. i want you to get on the swing, okay? and youll see that theres nothing to be afraid of.",rachel,of course it was!,0 +ross,hey! hey! come on! you can! i know you can do this! let’s go!,rachel,god. he’s crazy! why doesn’t he want to be with rachel?,0 +phoebe,"my mom’s gonna be here any minute. i can’t do this, i can’t give him up. yes—no, i can. i don’t want to. but i can. no.",rachel,"oo, i can’t watch this, it’s like sophie’s choice.",1 +monica,"all right, everybody open them!",rachel,ooh! oh wow this is so beautiful.,1 +emily,"good night, it was very nice to meet you all.",rachel,i’ll get her.,1 +monica,i am good. i finished my book.,rachel,why isn’t that valet back with my porsche?,0 +phoebe,whoa! why do you get to answer the door?,rachel,"ross, you’re being ridiculous! okay? you are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!",0 +ross,guess whose middle name is muriel.,rachel,what’s funny about that?,0 +joey,"oh no-no rach, please, don’t be sorry. okay? don’t be sorry. y’know i was only kidding you.",rachel,detroit.,0 +dina,"joe, i tried to wait until i was 25 like you did!",rachel,why? where are you going?,0 +monica,"a woman undone, by rachel karen green.",rachel,"chandler, i didnt kiss her, he did! see what happens when you break the code?",0 +joey,"yes i do! and we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time,",rachel,okay! i’ll go with ya! i’ll go! i’ll go,1 +monica,"that was not an incident! i-i was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.",rachel,i don’t know! time to kiss a guy maybe?! what are you laughing at pampers?,0 +ross,"ive no idea, could be. listen, im sorry i had to work tonight.",rachel,thirty seconds left on the timer!,0 +monica,okay. i-i cant watch.,rachel,"he doesnt do much, does he?",0 +joey,i was tired!,rachel,phoebe hates pottery barn?!,1 +phoebe,"ooh, oh, ive gotta go. whoa, oh, head rush. one more, and then i have to go. cool!",rachel,where are you going?,1 +phoebe,"okay, we’ll talk about something else then.",rachel,thank you.,1 +julie,have you felt rachel’s cervix ross?,rachel,"no, i don’t think we’ll be doing that.",1 +joey,okay…,rachel,"she seems really, really fun!",0 +tag,that’s it. that’s my whole name.,rachel,"i thought we weren’t gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! y’know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition.",0 +ross,was your basket on top?,rachel,"yeah, but, there were no suds.",1 +chandler,dear god! this parachute is a knapsack!,rachel,hey.,1 +mrs. geller,oh hi dear!,rachel,"in fact when we were building houses in uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.",0 +phoebe,"oh, okay, you’re not a pushover.",rachel,"oh my … you think i’m a pushover. well wait, watch this, you know what? you’re not invited to lunch. what do you think of that? i think that’s pretty strong, that’s what i think. come on, monica, let’s go to lunch.",1 +phoebe,he has brown hair.,rachel,"of course, of course.",1 +joanna,that you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.,rachel,"look you don’t understand, gandolf is amazing. y’know you’re never know what’s gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to nova scotia!",0 +monica,"fine! judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!",rachel,because i cared enough to lie!,0 +monica,oh thats me!,rachel,i am soo not going to do good on my sats tomorrow.,1 +ross,not so much.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"he didnt die. i saw his daughter last week. said he was fine. her on the other hand, botched botox.",rachel,"hey, i helped you find waldo!",0 +monica,what?,rachel,"take thee, emily...",0 +phoebe,are you kidding? i’m like the one who talked him into it. i like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.,rachel,i am a doctor! y’know what? i’m just gonna go and talk to rachel myself.,0 +monica,im sure theyll be here soon.,rachel,"yeah, honey, they wouldnt miss this.",1 +ross,"rachel, this is your apartment.",rachel,"yeah, well thats how mad i am!!",1 +phoebe,is something wrong?,rachel,"no, its just that uhm... it feels so good... ikea... yeah, say hey, youll know this, whats the capital of sweden?",1 +joey,"no! no! i-i can do it one more time! see? look! hmm, noodle soup. damnit!",rachel,what you do mean?,0 +ross,in the closet.,rachel,the burping clogs?,1 +ross,"look, dont blame us. you guys coulda been there, you know.",rachel,"look, the only way i will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.",0 +jill,you think so too?,rachel,"honey, its gonna be okay.",0 +phoebe,im still on no.,rachel,"yes, i-i know that you do, but i think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing old man river.",0 +monica,you are going to make a joke about my special present! why would you do that?!,rachel,daddy!,0 +will,"oh, it wasn’t just me. we had a club!",rachel,you had a club?!,1 +danny,"yeah, whats the gala for?",rachel,"its a uh, regatta gala.",1 +joey,"oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-stars good but theyre not as good as me!",rachel,"yeah well, excuse me, i ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but i cant see it, i cant see it!",0 +ross,emily? emily? i’m coming in.,rachel,"oh hi. its, its mark.",0 +ross,hi .,rachel,where are you going?,0 +phoebe,"hm, i mean maybe no-one ever really goes. ever since my mom died, every now and then, i get the feeling that shes like right here, yknow? oh! and debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- i always get this really strong debbie vibe whenever i use one of those little yellow pencils, yknow? ...i miss her.",rachel,"aw. hey, pheebs, want this?",1 +chandler,"aww, man!",rachel,oh look! a letter from my mom.,1 +ross,damnit! ill put a candle on the cake.,rachel,"right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.",0 +ross,"they gave him a lot of medication, ok? he wouldnt even know if you were there. look, well go see him first thing in the morning, ok?",rachel,i’m sorry.,0 +ross,wow!,rachel,"joey, you pick who ever you want. okay? you just listen to your heart. what does it tell you? phoebe, phoebe.",0 +ross,"oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah...",rachel,"no, no!",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"hi! hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie cujo?",1 +ross,go ahead.,rachel,"umm, okay, i think im-im just gonna-just gonna say it. just gonna say it. uhh, im still in love with you ross.",1 +phoebe,"hey! ooh, did you do it yet?",rachel,i didn’t know playboy prints jokes.,0 +receptionist,through the glass doors.,rachel,alright-y then.,1 +phoebe,i guess so.,rachel,"it was fine, y’know? but she didn’t agree with me as strongly as she agreed with joey. she was more like, i see you point, i’m all right with it.",0 +chandler,you didnt like that?,rachel,"well, it wasnt just me, alright? he freaked out too! he couldnt even undo my bra!",1 +phoebe,"we cant leave now! there was this one baby, haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! this competition just blew wide open, folks!",rachel,"im sooo sorry!! i just... i keep thinking about mike! im crazy about david, and were having so much fun together. why-why do i miss mike? thats-thats gonna go away, right?",0 +ross,wow!,rachel,i know!,1 +joey,"i know, i know! but ive thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldnt be right... im sorry...!",rachel,"im sorry, too! oh god! i shouldnt have said anything!",1 +ross,"hello.� � ah, no, shes not here right now.� can i take a message?� � bill from the bar?� � okay, bill from the bar.� ill make sure she gets your number.",rachel,aaah.�,1 +chandler,awww. bye!,rachel,damn!,0 +phoebe,just kidding. ahh!,rachel,"yeah, it is! you wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? y’know what, ross you were right from the start, he should be your best man.",0 +phoebe,left! thank you.,rachel,"i wouldnt bring that up, it would probably just bum him out.",0 +joey,you like me?,rachel,"uhh, rachel, my parents…",0 +ross,"i know. hey remember…remember the night they got engaged? how uh, you and i almost…",rachel,"okay. now you’re gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.",0 +joey,pretty good.,rachel,"okay, good to see you again.",0 +ross,"honey, i love you too.",rachel,"ugh. wait, wait, wait.",1 +phoebe,wow!,rachel,excuse me mr. mexico.,0 +gunther,"good one. actually, ah, terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.",rachel,"eh, do you believe that?",1 +ross,"look, i was nervous! you guys had me all worried i was going to be boring! i got up there and they were all like staring at me. i opened my mouth and this british accent just came out.",rachel,"yes, this russell, ross’s divorce lawyer, just tell him that since i haven’t heard from him, i assume he’s decided to give the marriage a try.",0 +monica,okay! why?!,rachel,"well uh, you and i are just goofing around, i thought, why not goof around with him.",0 +ross,"i know, i mean a phd is just as good as an md.",rachel,"oh, here.",0 +monica,what?,rachel,"look, forget the check, okay. i like you. i think you’re great. come on, what do you say?",0 +joey,"oh, i-i, i think thats the first time i ever missed a meal! yeah, my pants are a little loose!",rachel,are you okay?,0 +phoebe,"ooh ooh, we have a live one!",rachel,"oh, it’s a macy’s bag!",1 +paul,why are you yelling?,rachel,"whoa, that diet coke just went straight to my head! woo!",1 +joey,what is wrong with me. it looked more delicious when it was a penis.,rachel,"ross, rachel promised it would be over by now. we seriously have to go, if we want to get to vermont. i called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.",0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,"well, it doesn’t matter what i would do.",0 +amy,seriously? its.. its just these rooms? i thought you were a doctor.,rachel,"yeah, no. ross has a phd.",1 +monica,julie.,rachel,youve tasted it? youve tasted it.,0 +joey,man that was great! huh? can you believe how long we threw that ball around?,rachel,"yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.",1 +monica,you changed?,rachel,"yeah, i did. i needed my lucky dress.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, i locked him years ago!",rachel,"wh… so… if neither of you are married by the time you’re 40, you’re gonna marry joey.",1 +joey,im not sure.,rachel,i’m monica gellar. who do you know the bride and groom?,0 +phoebe,wow! i cannot believe mark asked you out.,rachel,really?,0 +joey,ooh!,rachel,probably not. nah. i dont know how much im gonna wanna play after you go.,0 +amy,i’m gonna marry myron and keep looking for mr right.,rachel,what?,0 +joey,hey guys! look who’s back! it’s ray-ray!,rachel,shut up that was my friend melissa from college.,1 +ross,"please, he refers to me as ‘wethead’.",rachel,"but honey he calls everybody by a nickname! okay, look, i know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. i just want him to love you like i do. all right, well not exactly like i do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, i’ll love you like i do in that black thing that you like.",1 +joey,so whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! what are you gonna do? you’re gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself…without a husband?! you can’t be a single mother alone! you’re gonna ruin your life!,rachel,"okay, ten blocks down. five to go.",0 +all,ohh!,rachel,"it’s okay! it’s okay! it kicked once, it’ll kick again!",1 +ross,"so the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?",rachel,"he didn’t turn me down! he’s at the game isn’t he? i got the date, i’m just not on it!",1 +monica,"and yknow what, i just realised, in the last year i’ve only gone out with two guys, richard and julio. you gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.",rachel,frank! hi!,0 +barry,"oh, thats great.",rachel,"okay, okay, yes, it is. how about ill, uh, catch up with you in the ice age.",0 +phoebe,"we have good news, look whose back!",rachel,wheres chandler?,0 +dr. harad,oh fonzie.,rachel,yknow who i always liked? mork.,1 +ross,"how weird is that? y’know? you’re moving in with me and have the one thing i don’t have. it’s like uh, in a way you-you complete me kitchen.",rachel,"no, ‘cause she didn’t tell me i was gonna die until the very end of the session, and i was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! i mean i’ve only got a week left, y’know? i’ve really gotta start living now! (so she picks up the latest copy of car and driver , leans back, and starts reading.)",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"you know, when two people have a connection, you know, thats... just seems like such a... waste.",1 +monica,are you okay?,rachel,"okay. okay. would, would it help if i went over and apologized?",0 +ross,"yeah! oh, i-i love this babies!",rachel,really?,1 +joey,"hey-hey, you’re startin’ to sound like the butcher’s wife there in-in chapter seven.",rachel,"oh, come on now, don’t keep me waiting. get those clothes off! but, i would keep that helmet on because you’re in for a rough ride!",1 +ross,"no, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? who cares about them. this is about us. look, i-ive been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.",rachel,"ross, youre like my best friend.",1 +monica,"hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? say next saturday? okay, how about sunday? okay umm, the week after that? the week after that? y’know what greg? y’know what? we are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious jenny can’t see that then… january 15th? we’ll see you then! okay!",rachel,and it’s a magnet!,0 +monica,"here, let me help you.",rachel,"look, i don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! y’know? they should just watch tv after school like i did and i turned out fine!",0 +ross,"well im sorry, i think about stuff. ya know, i mean, youre at work, youre assembling bones, your mind wanders.",rachel,"ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, weve been dating for six weeks.",1 +ross,well yeah!,rachel,what?,0 +ross,wow!,rachel,i bet it’s fast.,0 +joey,why would i return it? i love this bag!,rachel,"all right, then you owe me $350.",1 +ross,hmmm-mmmm.,rachel,not even one more time?,1 +chandler,ahem... um... crystal duck.,rachel,im still on my first. i just think youre nice.,0 +ross,"uh, rach, do you want me to shuffle those?",rachel,"no, no, thats ok. yknow, i think im gonna give it a go.",1 +phoebe,i didnt say anything yet!,rachel,"well, get back in there and talk!",1 +gunther,rachel?!!,rachel,"umm, no.",0 +chandler,hey.,rachel,"hey! so, did you quit?",1 +joey,that’s not fair! i can’t do that.,rachel,i dont think thats exactly...,0 +phoebe,"sorry, mix up. hey, how was the movie?",rachel,sorry!,0 +monica,"and he came at us with an axe, so rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!",rachel,"all right, i should get going, big day a work. y’know i’m in a coma? today, they do this test on me and it turns out i’m not brain dead.",0 +joey,also so gay!,rachel,"oh, in my head hes done some pretty not-gay-stuff!",1 +paul,nope.,rachel,"all right paul, i’m not asking for a lot here. okay? just give me something. anything!",1 +ross,noooo.,rachel,"im sorry, i didnt know to look for chinese food on the floor.",0 +joey,"hey, rach, how you doing with the shining?",rachel,"oh, danny just went into room 217.",1 +chandler,oh!,rachel,"i’m sorry, you’re right. what am i gonna say? oh!",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,"oh, ahh, no thanks, i just had an m&m.",0 +joey,"oh, women can. you cant.",rachel,yeah... i think we do... ... about what?,0 +phoebe,"oh, you like that? you should hear my phone number.",rachel,thank you so much for coming back over.,0 +phoebe,aren’t you gonna go?,rachel,no. thank you.,1 +chandler,wherever! i’ve got like 20!,rachel,"so, will i like any of these guys?",1 +monica,how?,rachel,"well i did. i really did. and you guys, i’ve got to say, i’m sorry if i was a little weird after the last time we went out. i guess i was just nervous or something.",0 +chandler,what?!,rachel,hey!,1 +paul,hi ross.,rachel,"thank you for writing your book. its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.",0 +monica,"yeah, sweetie.",rachel,"i mean we’re not, we’re not gonna live together anymore?",1 +phoebe,you guys are here! yay!,rachel,why are you dressed as a gladiator?,0 +monica,"wow, he’s really not letting this go, is he?",rachel,"yeah, wow.",0 +ross,"yeah, i think she looks good.",rachel,"ohh, thank you.",1 +paul,hi honey.,rachel,i wanted a big wheel. and instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. it was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. that was a pretty tough year.,0 +chandler,its huge.,rachel,"well, you have to go back in.",0 +joey,"ok, youre scaring me a little bit.",rachel,"oh! get over it soldier, weve gotta do this! ok. aha! you like that huh?",1 +chandler,"hey, guys! come on! you gotta see what emma just did.",rachel,i will be doing a dramatic reading of one of emma’s books.,0 +joey,why not?!,rachel,because you’re not finished yet and i won’t have it! greens do not quit!,1 +ross,"rachel, lock the door.� lock the door,� seriously.",rachel,"oh shoot.� i forgot to pay phoebe for the drinks.� � wait, wait.� sorry.� did he call?� did that guy call?",1 +phoebe,"it’s-it’s not negative, it’s positive.",rachel,its so nice to finally meet you!,0 +dr. long,"we are moving along, just slowly. don’t worry, you’re doing great. i’ll be back soon.",rachel,"hey, y’know what? i’m not waiting! i’m gonna push this baby out! i’m doing it! i mean it’s what? three centimeters? that’s gotta be like this!",1 +ross,"she was blonde? just a sec.! okay, okay. this ones name is sandy. shes got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.",rachel,"ok, i didnt see it, because i was putting on my jacket, but i uh want to believe you.",0 +joey,"all right, so we should go catch our movie.",rachel,well now what’s the rush?,1 +julie,"rachel, do you have any muffins left?",rachel,"yeah, i forget which ones.",1 +monica,"y’know what? i am really tired of your bellyaching! okay, i-i worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!",rachel,i’m sorry. i’m so sorry.,1 +ross,"so, rach, yknow-yknow how emilys coming right?",rachel,can you hear anything?,0 +ross,"come on chappy, do your business. make! ma-ake! i did not sign on for this.",rachel,"i have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? im not gonna watch chandler up there while im sitting in the seats like some chump! . oh! my god! youre breathtaking!",0 +joey,"all right now, so? what do you think?",rachel,i don’t know. is it crazy?,1 +joey,"oh, i know how you feel...",rachel,"well, on the bright side, now you wont have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. not you guys. you got it going on!",0 +jill,who?!,rachel,in human resources!!!!!!,1 +joey,i won! that was my guess!,rachel,what?! what?! what?!,1 +mrs green,"well, not just for you.",rachel,"you know, i uh, i couldnt help but overhear what you just said, and i think its time for you to forget about rose, move on with your life...how bout we go get you a drink?",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,hello.,1 +monica,but you live here! you know that.,rachel,whats wrong with pbs?,0 +phoebe,"oh. no. no. good! yeah, me neither.",rachel,what do you think? you in the blue shirt.,0 +joey,"but what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? one kiss.",rachel,ooh... i cant believe im kissing you. im kissing rachel!,0 +policeman,and in the meantime you better let him drive. does he have a license?,rachel,"there is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?",0 +mr. geller,you stole my moves.,rachel,how much longer?,1 +phoebe,"oh, is this the bug lady?",rachel,"hello, monica. hello, greeter girl.",0 +ross,pffhah.,rachel,what-what’s so funny?,0 +elizabeth,"ohh, i wouldn’t do it in there. that’s my dad’s bedroom.",rachel,"that’s your, that’s your dad’s bedroom. that’s your dad’s bedroom!",1 +phoebe,"all right, id better go too. i have to go talk to my dad.",rachel,"okay, i’m afraid to say this, but let’s pick it up where we left off.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,how was the beach?,1 +chandler,we got some vap-o-rub in some places.,rachel,"oh, he brought her back to his apartment.",1 +monica,"oh my god, your mother!",rachel,what?! my mom’s not gonna be here?!,1 +monica,"okay, i’ve got a question. if you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?",rachel,i don’t know.,1 +joey,"okay, really good. anyway i gotta go; i’m late for work.",rachel,what-what?! you’re gonna leave this person with me?!,1 +joey,whoa!,rachel,whoa what?,1 +monica,"what?! i mean, i didnt work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that i can give my flower to someone like him!",rachel,"okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no ones gonna ever take it. then, second of all youre not actually gonna have sex with him! youre just gonna make him think that you are.",1 +ross,"okay. ben? come here. all right, i’m gonna leave you here with aunt rachel for about an hour. okay? are you gonna be okay?",rachel,yeah i think so.,1 +chandler,"well, i relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.",rachel,"ya know, i just, so weird. i mean i was in there just listening to them bitch about each other and all i kept thinking about was the fourth of july.",1 +joey,"ah, well, if i want the girl to kiss me, first thing i do is make my lips",rachel,"..ah, whatre you doing here? ive been trying to call you.",0 +monica,"look, heres a picture of scotty jared naked.",rachel,hey hes wearing a sweater.,1 +phoebe,but people that you dont know and will never see again.,rachel,"okay, rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?",0 +monica,i could do that.,rachel,"okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and i buy laundry detergent, but its not the one with the easy-pour spout.",1 +all,"ohh! we’re kidding! oh, we’re kidding!",rachel,"yeah, thanks. and listen, can you do me a favor? could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, y’know if you can.",0 +joey,haven’t you ever read the same book over and over again?,rachel,"seriously, good game though. good game. what are they so mad about? they get the apartment back!",0 +joey,"all right, me neither! i was just testing you!",rachel,that’s the end of this conversation!,1 +phoebe,"its okay, i mean she had a really incredible life. and its not like im never gonna see her again, yknow shes gonna visit.",rachel,"well maybe, maybe shes with us right now?",1 +joey,i dont know.,rachel,you dont know anything.,1 +tag,what’s going on rach?,rachel,"ah, gunther, i can’t pay for this right now because i’m not working, so i’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff.",0 +paul,what do you need from the car?,rachel,"oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.",0 +monica,"okay, the reason why i asked you guys out to brunch today is because i have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.",rachel,oh my god! this is it! i really hope it’s you!,1 +chandler,that’s the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!,rachel,how do you know about that story?!,1 +chandler,yes! see you and i have always been like—,rachel,"i’m sorry, i messed up.",0 +joey,"well, i guess you’re right. maybe, maybe i’ll take her down to the incinerator. it’s gonna be so said, and kinda cool. she’s heeled!",rachel,that’s weird.,1 +tag,twenty-four actually.,rachel,why don’t i remember this dog?,0 +phoebe,"hello ja, its time for your massage, ja! put your face in the hole.",rachel,"it’s pretty, okay date of birth?",0 +monica,it’s all everybody at the party could talk about!,rachel,"monica, y’know what? the only reason i did that was because your party was so boring!",1 +phoebe,uh-hmm.,rachel,"yeah, i was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.",0 +ross,i am so sorry.,rachel,yeah!,0 +ross,"can we, can we just stop for a second? who said something better would come along, huh? you didnt believe me. i told you everything was gonna work out. you know what? this calls for a bottle of israels finest.",rachel,my friend’s name is joey.,0 +joey,"no! no-no-no-no-no-no! hey! hey, well be fine! li... hey, like you said: no big deal!",rachel,its not a big deal!,1 +monica,"yeah you’re right, we can’t—we shouldn’t watch this.",rachel,"yeah-uh-huh. tomorrow night, valentine’s day, the most romantic day of the year. who knows what could happen? i might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what i mean.",0 +phoebe,good for you!,rachel,"okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. maybe the janices wont get it! maybe the other couple will.",0 +tag,oh my god! those guys are stealing my car!,rachel,what?,1 +bonnie,really?!,rachel,you still love me?,0 +phoebe,yummy noises.,rachel,"and monica, what are you going to make?",1 +phoebe,it’s lafite. the ’74 latour is actually drinking quite nicely.,rachel,do you want me to teach you? im a great teacher.,0 +ross,"oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here i am.",rachel,"listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. so i was hoping you and i could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?",1 +joey,hi!,rachel,"okay, there was some staring and pointing.",0 +phoebe,good god man don’t anger it.,rachel,oh i love taking limos when nobody died!,0 +joey,miracle!,rachel,"so uh, wha-uh, what do you do?",0 +monica,"hmm, no. i mean how can i accept a restaurant from him? i-i-i-i can’t. i couldn’t even accept a necklace from stu vincent in the seventh grade.",rachel,because of emma.,0 +joey,"oh, wish me luck!",rachel,"nice, put it with the others.",0 +ross,"well i don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? you living in my building. i could help take care of the baby. i can come over whenever i want. with your permission.",rachel,"you know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.",0 +phoebe,good! great! you can go first.,rachel,"well, you, wait no, my mother didn’t want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.",0 +joey,"look, i can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. its one of my gifts.",rachel,that’s ‘cause-‘cause you’re mom’s dog kept-kept looking at me.,0 +joey,"because, i know what i like and what i don’t like! it’s not the same thing!",rachel,i didnt nail the boxes to the floor.,0 +monica,i am going… im going--turn it over! im… i am going to get these drops in your eyes.,rachel,"hey pheebs! listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. what-what is it?",0 +monica,"so, phoebe runs weird huh?",rachel,"yeah, yeah and you know what, i know shes gonna wanna run again, i just dont know how to get out of it, i mean, i live with her.",1 +ross,"i don’t know rachel, why?",rachel,"well, y’know it’s just been so long since i’ve been to chuckie cheese.",1 +phoebe,"oh, okay.",rachel,why do you care about the guy who won the paris trip?,1 +luisa,luisa gianetti! lincoln high? i sat behind you guys in home room!,rachel,luisa? oh my god! monica! its luisa!,1 +ross,you got the clothes clean. now thats the important part.,rachel,"uberveiss. its new, its german, its extra-tough.",0 +phoebe,no but at monica’s you can eat cookies over the sink!,rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,"hey, pheebs.",0 +phoebe,"wow. so, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over ross yet and you have issues with your father.",rachel,i don’t have any issues with my father.,1 +phoebe,"now i know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but i think i’m partly at fault. you see, i didn’t, i didn’t tell you but umm, but i-i had recently refilled the tissues and so y’know let’s just face it, that’s just kindling! so i think it’s better that i stay at joey’s.",rachel,"no, no-no-no. phoebe, this was my fault and besides y’know what? i’m fine here.",1 +monica,�kay.,rachel,we ruined everything.,0 +ross,are ya?,rachel,my due date is in one week!,1 +mr. zelner,fair enough.,rachel,"now youre probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and i think thats a big mistake and heres why. i made a huge fool of myself and i came back, that shows courage. when i thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, i said no. that shows integrity. and, i was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. okay umm, now i know i already said courage, but yknow you gotta have courage. and umm, and finally when i thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, i said no and i was not litigious. {by the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. so she didnt want to sue him. dont worry, i had to look it up too.} so there you go, you got, you got courage, you got integrity, you got courage again, and not litigious. look mr…",1 +phoebe,for how long?,rachel,okay!,0 +monica,"yeah you will! the right guy is just around the corner! okay, are we done with that?",rachel,no.,0 +chandler,hey-hey.,rachel,hi monica!,1 +ross,"hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? all those in favor say i?",rachel,ross! stop it! come on!,1 +ross,it really was.,rachel,i woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.,1 +tag,no. we had a really good talk. i don’t think i’m gonna do that bar scene anymore.,rachel,wow! i did not see that coming.,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,so am i!,0 +ross,you are totally jealous.,rachel,"im not jealous. all right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things yknow about strippers. and yknow, and um, i...",1 +ross,i’m asking you to do me a favor.,rachel,"well, either you break it off with ronni",0 +monica,"so, you wore your nightie to dinner?",rachel,ohh!,0 +monica,"well no wait a minute that’s not true! no, what did, that was really sweet. and it kinda works out for the best.",rachel,"what do you, what do you mean?",1 +ross,are you sure?,rachel,"yeah-yeah, did-didn’t you use to have a pair? they were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm…",1 +monica,"well now, i get to spend my shower with the only people i really love! i mean, i get all those presents without having to talk to people i don’t even like!",rachel,surprise…,1 +joey,why did i have to say mike? i dont know a mike! why couldnt i have said... theres no guy in there!,rachel,"its impossible to find a good doctor. i mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?",1 +joey,pretty good.,rachel,"oh good. ahhh! my god, sorry!",1 +monica,can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?,rachel,what a jerk! you want me to kick his ass?,1 +monica,theyre still in my coat.,rachel,damn!,1 +joey,"oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. later!",rachel,then you’re not invited.,0 +melissa,what?,rachel,"no, i’m performing the ceremony. i’m not wearing a tux.",0 +chandler,"well, its not.",rachel,"what? maybe i put it in here . oh, oh, its not in there! oh, no! i must have packed it in one of these boxes!",1 +joey,"hey, so what is the big surprise?",rachel,oh.,1 +joey,"hey-hey-hey, hey! you can’t. okay? ever!",rachel,i’m so sorry.,1 +joey,take the bra off.,rachel,"all right, come on, let’s go get your coat.",1 +chandler,"well, of course, lambs are scarier. otherwise the movie wouldve been called silence of the ducks.",rachel,the only man ive ever been with is your father.,0 +jennifer,"lisa’s laugh though…there’s—it’s so infectious. it’s one of those things…just forget about it. once it starts, it’s all gone.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,petty...,rachel,": ahhh, thats alright. yknow, thats a tough hand to beat.",0 +phoebe,oh my god! he did it?,rachel,why don’t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow.,0 +monica,what?! you paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!,rachel,"wow, a year and a half ago i didn’t even know i had a brother, and now i have a sister too. okay. okay. stop it, don’t. so, i gotta get you a gift now. is there anything you need?",0 +ross,it-it—the point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.,rachel,"no, no, no! it’s real! and it has been since 1998. hey rach! rach! i’m up for a soapie!",0 +joey,"i know, i know! but ive thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldnt be right... im sorry...!",rachel,"oh, i missed you too.",0 +joey,"i would, but this is a nice place and my t-shirt has a picture of calvin doing hobbs.",rachel,oh my god! really?! can i see it?,1 +phoebe,"well, if you really, really want it, then it’s okay.",rachel,"yeah, well i had to learn, i was staying at the y and some off the young men weren’t acting christian enough.",0 +chandler,hey you guys.,rachel,are you serious?,0 +monica,"no-no, i-i just, i liked them so much that i went out and bought some for myself.",rachel,"oh yeah, they’re really great! aren’t they?",1 +monica,"i know that switch does something, okay? so-so i went down to city hall and got these. all i had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.",rachel,wow! if only more people knew.,1 +ross,"yeah, yeah, it’ll be great! you can, you can lay on the beach and i can cry over my failed marriage. see-see how i make jokes?",rachel,uh-huh.,1 +joey,"yeah, it is. it’s really tough. y’know sometimes i",rachel,"remember back in freshman year? well, billy dreskin and i had sex on your bed.",0 +ross,"well i don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? you living in my building. i could help take care of the baby. i can come over whenever i want. with your permission.",rachel,yeah that would really be great.,1 +monica,"well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. that jerk gavin from your office didnt show up .",rachel,where’s ben?,0 +ross,the lie you just told.,rachel,that-that you came on to me?,1 +phoebe,you’re just so mean to each other! and i don’t want to end up like that with rachel. i still like you!,rachel,"well, phoebe that’s fine because i’m not moving.",1 +danny,thats cool. cool.,rachel,what? hey! no-no-no! this not cool! you dont even know me!,1 +monica,"i cant believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. i mean, isnt it amazing how much you can touch someones life, without even knowing it?...would you look at this dump? he hated us. this is his final revenge!",rachel,"um, im not.",0 +ross,i don’t know! just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"wow!� � wow, you look . . . uh . . .�� its just, ah . . .�� that dress . . . uh . . .�",rachel,"well, i hope the ends of these sentences are good.",1 +monica,i warned you...,rachel,who is being loud?,1 +ross,what?,rachel,i feel...,1 +ross,"no, but it’s-it’s-it’s hot!",rachel,"ross, would you just stop it! it’s getting really old.",1 +joey,whats the thing you know?,rachel,"oh no, i cant tell you until you tell me what you know.",1 +danny,yeah?,rachel,"oh, i have dinner plans with joey. we get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.",0 +ross,"oh, i am sorry, did you not like her, because i was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.",rachel,"oh god, i can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. it was one kiss, one guy, one time!",1 +mrs. green,i’m going to the bathroom.,rachel,"yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job i had. y’know, i probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much.",0 +monica,if you want.,rachel,all in good time my love. all in good time. oh shoot! i left my guitar in their apartment. well you can let me in later.,0 +ross,"see, i see.... big passion in your future.",rachel,"ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.",0 +ross,"i mean—no, it’s just ‘cause, it’s just ’cause you and i were like a nightmare. no, but there was some good times.",rachel,"it’s paris, who knows we’re here!",0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?,1 +ross,all right! yes!! from home to the hospital in under seven minutes! we did it!!,rachel,"me?! oh come on, man! you cant do this! come on! im your hand twin!!",0 +joey,what is wrong with me. it looked more delicious when it was a penis.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"it was, it was great. oh, what happened?",rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"thank you! oh, and i have something for you!",rachel,mmh-mmh!,1 +cecilia,i really can’t slap you.,rachel,"oh-oh, what about ross?",0 +chandler,ohhhhh!,rachel,"shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! hes right there!",1 +joey,"ok, youre scaring me a little bit.",rachel,"umm, well, umm grandma died.",0 +joey,"uh, why, it’s a... one of her favorites, uh, “riding the storm out. coping with post-partum depression” eesh! “love you forever”. love you forever. by robert munsch. published by firefly books. printed in mexico. a mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang “i’ll love you forever, i’ll like you for always, as long as im living, my baby you’ll be”. . and while he rocked her, he sang “i’ll love you forever, i’ll like you for always, as long as im living, my baby you’ll be”.",rachel,wow! that was amazing!,1 +ross,what about the guy from the bar?,rachel,"oh, none for me. thanks.",0 +ross,"hey, you guys! guess what?",rachel,got a job on a river boat?,1 +ross,did you see the look that girl just gave me? huh? she must’ve seen me cruising in the bad boy.,rachel,no ah-ah-ah! do not start this car! okay! okay! i will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now!,0 +ross,they have another guess.,rachel,"okay, well, we won that one.",1 +monica,that you can have.,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,do you guys know what happened to chandler’s barca lounger?,rachel,the photo album! there were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. we just go through it and match everything to the pictures.,0 +monica,rachel!,rachel,"or! or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.",0 +chandler,what happened? i’m just eating candy.,rachel,"okay, phoebe just-just get-get on the bike and—hey! i’ll hold you up and-and push you. okay?",0 +ross,"hey, what’s going on?",rachel,"hey-hey, check it out! check it out! ugly naked guy has a naked friend!",0 +ross,ya.,rachel,what about monica.,1 +joey,i’ll take it back tomorrow.,rachel,"no! i want an award i did win! but nobody’s giving me any of those! plus—hey rach, if-if i put it up there right? when people come over they’ll see it and they’ll think i won it.",0 +ross,"hey, i was looking out for you.",rachel,who else?,0 +phoebe,good plan.,rachel,ok. wha...? where? where are you going?,1 +ross,i did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!,rachel,"no, i ah, i slept with someone else.",0 +ross,whew! that was a brisk ride!,rachel,take the top down did ya?,1 +ross,"ive seen her at work, but i always figured, ah-huh? but, uh, i made her dinner. we had a great time. and were going out again tomorrow.",rachel,well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.,1 +joey,i guess they werent as good friends as we are.,rachel,aah... i bet youre right.,1 +phoebe,no way! no way! you just broke with tag a week ago.,rachel,no!,0 +joey,"i know! all right, i’ll see you guys over there! i’m off to fight the nazis.",rachel,"oh, wait joey! we fought the nazis in world war ii, not world war i.",1 +monica,"if someone wants to give us a present, we don’t want to deprive them of that joy.",rachel,"eh, you work for that.",0 +monica,go ahead rach.,rachel,"well, you seem pretty insulted by that. what? im not good enough for you?",0 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, its my moms.",rachel,"oh, yeah, its my moms.",0 +monica,"well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.",rachel,i thought i was making him filet mignon?,1 +joshua,"yeah, it’s-it’s my only weird thing, i swear. and i-i-i would’ve told you about it, but i didn’t know they would be here.",rachel,oh.,1 +tag,what?,rachel,"uh, i-i had a drink with lunch. did those cost reports come in?",1 +monica,i can’t believe this is taking so long. how are you doing?,rachel,hi!,0 +joey,"oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they dont sell tickets here in new york, so...",rachel,oh! so youre driving up to connecticut?,1 +joey,hello!,rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,or! i should rush through dinner with joey and i can meet david at 9:00!,rachel,oh my god! that is so good!,1 +monica,"please, dont listen to joey, okay. would you look at him? he-he’s obviously depressed. hes away from his family; hes spending thanksgiving with strangers. what he needs right now is for you to be his friend.",rachel,"yeah, so she went back to ohio.",0 +joey,ooh!,rachel,no.,0 +joey,..naughty!,rachel,"right, ill see you guys later...",1 +joey,yeah! ill see ya later! yeah!,rachel,"yep. hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?",0 +monica,"hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!",rachel,you love me!,0 +tag,then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!,rachel,well maybe she wouldn’t have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!,0 +ross,i am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!,rachel,"oh my god, i cannot believe this. you know i actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youabout us! but i can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!",1 +monica,"i am not so! ok, i was a teensy bit weird at first, but... ill be good. i promise.",rachel,"oh, honey!i cant. i was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!",0 +phoebe,"its fine. i mean, this is something that you’ve been thinking about since you were what, 14?",rachel,"ohhh-hoo, funny story!",0 +chandler,"okay, will you just go help her change please!",rachel,"okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for joey.",1 +phoebe,should i not have told you?,rachel,thank you rachel.,0 +joey,sure!,rachel,oh joey honey i don’t…i don’t want to lose…,1 +ross,oh when you beeped me i was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.,rachel,oh you went to the movies by yourself?,1 +joey,in that case should i make sure its on real good?,rachel,thank you.,1 +joey,oh! my head! oh! oh!,rachel,"you cant keep a rat in your appartment! theyre extremely unsanitary, and they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.",0 +monica,"i said we are not going to do it, okay? sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.",rachel,"i am not a baby! you know what? i swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...",1 +monica,"okay, umm, okay, umm… its just joey and ross.",rachel,"okay, umm, okay, umm… its just joey and ross.",0 +joey,well what do i know?! i’m not a doctor!,rachel,no. ooohh…,0 +ross,"yeah, if you’re really hungry. it was a joke, i made a joke.",rachel,"yeah, actually daddy ross is allergic to lobster.",1 +ross,still thinking about it huh?,rachel,"again, its not that he…",0 +ross,"all right, that’s it, i’m getting out of here.",rachel,theres no-one around. why dont we just take this one?,0 +ross,fine! fine! y’know what? whatever you want. okay? you’re the mommy.,rachel,"look, i-i know how miserable you are, i wish there was something i can do. i mean i wish i were a seahorse. because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. and then also umm, i’d be far away in the sea.",0 +tag,okay.,rachel,"ah, i-i never should have said what i said. it—y’know what? it just doesnt matter how i feel. i mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what i would love is just to go to work on monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? big day monday lots to do. so, were okay?",1 +joey,"i know! all right, i’ll see you guys over there! i’m off to fight the nazis.",rachel,"okay! we’re about an hour away from getting the scene lit. so uh, if you guys don’t mind, can we run it a couple of times?",0 +monica,you’re not dressed yet?! we’re supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!,rachel,"well then, what about you?! huh?!",0 +ross,"yeah, yeah. it wasn’t every morning.",rachel,"oh, making it worse!",1 +ross,thank you.,rachel,i hate when ross is right!,1 +phoebe,"okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off.",rachel,"yeah. and, first here’s a gift.",0 +ross,i liked her.,rachel,"of course you did ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you indiana jones!",1 +ross,oh?,rachel,hi.,0 +ross,"marcel, stop humping the lamp! stop humping! now marcel, come back- come here, marcel-",rachel,because... im monica geller. it was my credit card you were using.,0 +ross,"11, unbelievable 11 is correct. all right, that’s 4 for the guys. ladies, you’re up.",rachel,all right!,1 +ross,"no, this is pretty much it.",rachel,you guys wanna get some coffee?,1 +joey,"i dont know. were talking about whipped fish, monica. im just happy im keeping it down, yknow?",rachel,my god! what happened to you?,1 +mr. zelner,i’ve asked lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.,rachel,"oh chandler! thank god youre alive. monica, can i talk to you outside for a minute?",0 +monica,i know,rachel,"hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him joey, you should name him chandler. oh, come on! chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.",0 +monica,why?,rachel,because!,1 +chandler,"no, beth doesn’t die, she doesn’t die. does she rachel?",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,"the armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! okay ben, it’s time to light the hanukkah candles!",rachel,hey!,1 +chandler,there you go!!,rachel,"oh my god, monica’s gonna go out with a millionaire.",1 +phoebe,sure!,rachel,saltines?,0 +phoebe,"i just talked him into it, don’t tell me i have to do you too. the puppet master gets tired people.",rachel,i just don’t know! it just doesn’t feel right.,1 +monica,"remember back in freshman year? well, billy dreskin and i had sex on your bed.",rachel,"daddy... daddy... daddy, why whyyy would i sleep with billy dreskin? his father tried to put you out of business! ...dead!",1 +phoebe,"hey, do you think this is why chandler took off?",rachel,"no, she had to have just taken that test because i took out the trash last night.",1 +ross,"yeah, yeah! you sure this is what you want?",rachel,i think it is.,1 +ross,how’s my little boy?,rachel,"he’s perfect, he’s never been better.",1 +ross,hey rachel.,rachel,what are you doing here?,0 +paul,here you go honey!,rachel,"yes, we certainly do, its going to be...",0 +phoebe,"yeah, chandler why dont you take a walk? this doesnt concern you.",rachel,ble-blah-blar blargh!,0 +phoebe,"hey, you guys, listen, this weekend were all gonna go to las vegas to surprise joey! including me!! you wanna go?!",rachel,"well, i guess i could take a couple days off work.",1 +monica,"no honey, i’m sorry, but the weekend’s not over yet.",rachel,okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?,0 +chandler,"well, i’m there too!",rachel,"well, are we all together? like in a group?",1 +cecilia,"i’d love to, but my lawyer said i can’t do that anymore.",rachel,"god. you seem really, really nice.",1 +ross,"awwwahuh, no, no, no!!",rachel,and have you .. ed?,0 +joshua,"y’know, they ruin it for everybody.",rachel,"hi, is uh, is carol here?",0 +ross,"but we havent seen each other since then. well i land in china, guess whos in charge of the dig.",rachel,"well, then, i think, i think the guy is scum. i hate him. i mean i actually—i-i physically hate him. i always have. you are way too good to be with a guy like that.",0 +chandler,"oh, he works in the fine foods division.",rachel,your company has a fine foods division?,1 +monica,"sweetie, we heard you crying. please dont cry.",rachel,"look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and im not gonna let em! and were not a couple of suckers!",0 +barry,"see, about a month ago, i wanted to hurt you. more than ive ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. and im an orthodontist.",rachel,"now, monica, you know thats not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...",0 +ross,he didnt get the goggles!,rachel,"well,sounds like you two have issues.",1 +ross,we live together. you’re having our baby. i’m not gonna see anybody else. are you-are you sure you don’t want something more?,rachel,"we said at the movies, but…",0 +joey,o k.,rachel,"all right, let’s get this party started, huh? joey and phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.",1 +amy,so do i.,rachel,i do pilates.,1 +phoebe,"great! okay, if you’ll just excuse me. so, did you hear something you liked?",rachel,something called braxton-hicks contractions.,0 +ross,"well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough. look, i studying kara-tay for a long time, and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with. it’s what the japanese call unagi.",rachel,"all right carl, we’re next. now remember, what is not gonna be?",0 +ross,"nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap.",rachel,"ross, i watched you get hypnotised in atlantic city.",1 +monica,"i dont know. i mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you dont have a thing for joey, maybe you have a thing for drake.",rachel,ah! well it was joey reading drakes lines in the dream...,1 +ross,"see, i told you!",rachel,"awe! oh my god! looks, she’s a little dare-devil! oh, let me push, can i push?",1 +chandler,i don’t know.,rachel,really?!,0 +monica,it was great! it was great! how about you?! i mean you’re having a baby!,rachel,oh! look! i have a sonogram picture!,1 +ross,"oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! straight up over your head! you can do it! you can do it! okay. you got it?",rachel,"im in vice. yeah, in fact im undercover right now. im a whore.",0 +phoebe,then why are you answering? do you at least know what route we’re on?,rachel,what?,0 +ross,"sorry. ‘cause umm, i think this will make you a little more sophisticated.",rachel,oh. oh my god. how can this be happening? what are we going to do?,0 +ross,"how great is this? you are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. oh, i am sorry michelle, that�smy roommate, rachel.",rachel,"thats okay, joe.",0 +ross,sorry.,rachel,hey! that’s just poking me in the eye!,1 +phoebe,i dont think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.,rachel,"no, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?",1 +phoebe,did he go out for a cigarette?,rachel,"let me finish ... however, it doesnt look like im gonna get this job so i cant afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!!",0 +ross,what? that’s great. that is great. what did we just finish talking about ben?!,rachel,"min. oh rach, youre still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.",0 +ross,no. no.,rachel,so who else was in this club?,1 +phoebe,look at all the stuff people sent!,rachel,stupid gap on every corner!,0 +phoebe,"ooh, god, its him! its that cop! god, i cant believe it! he found me!",rachel,"honey, we’ve been over this. i need to be facing the other way.",0 +dr. long,"ten centimeters, you’re about to become a mom.",rachel,hi. is this your first?,0 +gunther,"do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?",rachel,"oh, sure! do you need me to train somebody new?",1 +phoebe,"yeah i mean it’s probably nothing, but i just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.",rachel,i love you too. please dont... dont turn into... you know... french bitch!,0 +monica,"god! if you’re gonna cry about it! (she grabs the box and goes to joey: whoa-whoa, treeger made you cry?",rachel,to pay for the gym.,0 +monica,okay. umm…,rachel,hey! yknow what? lets talk about relationships!,1 +chandler,what do we use to split it?,rachel,"okay! all right, pick a half.",1 +ross,right.,rachel,hello! oh yeah! hey! hold on a second shes right here! its chandler.,1 +ross,well hello! im ross!,rachel,good luck to ya!,1 +joey,"hey, thank you so much.",rachel,"wow. well, i guess it was cupid who brought her here.",1 +jill,that he wouldn’t pay for my lawyer! then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter he’s actually proud off.,rachel,oh! did you hear that?! my dad’s proud of me! my dad’s proud of me.,1 +charlie,oh! trying on clothes.,rachel,"oh! wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? well, thats so weird! phoebe and i were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. god its just such a small world!",1 +caitlin,really?!,rachel,all right.,0 +monica,it needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!,rachel,"rachel, you are packed though right, i mean please tell me that you’re packed.",0 +joey,get down!,rachel,i do?,0 +chandler,"no-no-no-no-no-no-no!! i can’t get myself right out of them! you must have me confused with the amazing chandler!! come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and i’m cold, and",rachel,"oh, chandler!! all right, this is it! you never see joanna again!",1 +joanna,"oh, and he’s got such a good heart! doesn’t he have a good heart?",rachel,"oh, i know...",1 +chandler,"oh, that’s-that’s okay, no problem.",rachel,"honey um, honey, you do realise that we don’t keep the women’s lingerie here in the office?",1 +phoebe,"yeah, this is the guy i was telling you about.",rachel,"okay, okay. this can go on for a while.",0 +ross,did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!,rachel,"no! it’s just that, kate bothered me.",1 +monica,not just the phone pen. i never get my messages.,rachel,oh-no-no-no-no….,0 +ross,"oh my god, you know what, yeah, i think you�re right. i think � listen, listen!",rachel,and?,0 +joey,"no! i want an award i did win! but nobody’s giving me any of those! plus—hey rach, if-if i put it up there right? when people come over they’ll see it and they’ll think i won it.",rachel,joey is says best supporting actress!,1 +phoebe,"yeah, and these are my friends. people. this is vince, vince the people.",rachel,"joey, seriously, can i get my coffee?",0 +ross,ohh! thank you! i like mail.,rachel,"oh my god! if you say that one more time, i’m gonna break up with you!",0 +monica,grand supreme little darling?,rachel,congratulatioooons!,1 +joey,"no, i gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks.",rachel,did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?,1 +melissa,oh no!,rachel,"oh, yeah, this is from rachel.",0 +joey,"yeah, why don’t you move in with me? it’ll be great! we could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about naked thursday’s right?",rachel,i just don’t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. the beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, and these are my friends. people. this is vince, vince the people.",rachel,hi!,1 +monica,"no, i just, i fell down.",rachel,on someones lips? whered you get the hickey?,1 +ross,oh she’s…she’s perfect.,rachel,"oh, she’s so tiny. where’d she go?",1 +monica,sweetie okay. it’s okay. everybody made it to the wedding. i’m fine.,rachel,personal thing? what personal thing? i don’t know.,0 +ross,pretty soon i guess.,rachel,"and before you know it, shes with him. and youll be all, ohh, man! and hell be all, yes! and us, well be like, wh-whoa, dude. and pretty soon youll be like, hhiii, and, and, and, i cant go, rachel and mark might be there. and well be like, man get over it, its been four years!!",0 +joshua,"kidding! i’m gonna get there early, but i’m going to put you on the v.i.p list, okay? look for me.",rachel,"yeah, great, you betcha!",1 +joey,what?!,rachel,you got fired?!,1 +monica,"when i take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.",rachel,"yeah, i do. i-i do, do that.",1 +ross,"no that’s not what i want. uh, i’m glad you guys were bonding but i…",rachel,"so dont, i dont see why we have to go to this thing anyway, its your ex-fiancees wedding.",0 +phoebe,uh-huh. now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the band-aid off. what to you want to do?,rachel,"oh, yeah. aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?",0 +tag,this one’s from me.,rachel,ahh!,1 +chandler,"yeah, big zero gravity moon steps.",rachel,oh hi phoebe.,0 +joshua,"yeah, well, it would’ve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.",rachel,"ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. wanna make out?",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,okay!,0 +phoebe,im so lucky i married you.,rachel,"i, uh, ill go see.",0 +amy,no! what are you going to do? make me?,rachel,"heey man, i work out. ",1 +joey,come on rach! no one saw me take it! there was a whole table full of ‘em.,rachel,do you really want an award you didn’t win?,1 +joey,"i’m not telling, you’ll have to see it on tv!",rachel,you don’t know do you?,1 +monica,"uh-huh, that one!",rachel,"yes. yes, i was. a guy. from work. im seeing a guy from work! ha!",0 +ross,rachel?,rachel,im so sorry.,1 +julie,"id love it too. shoot, i gotta go. so, ill talk to you later.",rachel,"all right, julie.",1 +ross,"alright. : your moneys mine, green.",rachel,hey.,0 +phoebe,"so, did shopping make you feel any better about ross?",rachel,manhattan does not have enough stores.,1 +ross,"yeah. there’s no breaking them up, is there?",rachel,"hey, can i borrow the key to your house so i can run across the street and make a copy?",1 +monica,"hey, what’s going on?",rachel,hey!,1 +monica,maybe hes bothering you so much because he likes you. its like in first grade when skippy langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?,rachel,"oh, monica, you think skippy liked you? honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.",1 +janice,uh-oh-okay. uh-oh-okay. i know what you all are thinking. but chandler is in yemen! im a young woman! i have needs! i cant wait forever!,rachel,yeah! no thats what i was thinking.,1 +monica,see if he has ice.,rachel,okay.,1 +joey,"yeah, monica made us!",rachel,"well, uhm... whatever, i have really appreciated it, cause i don’t think i would be the person that i am today if it wasn’t for you guys. see, i wanna help amy the way you guys helped me. and i know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.",1 +ross,until we start to look very small.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,im gonna pay for that tonight.,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,i know. i know.,rachel,"dude, youre not tanned.",0 +phoebe,"oh! well, if that’s what you want…",rachel,"but, i need your germs! i want my cold back! i miss my sexy voice.",0 +monica,hell yeah!!!,rachel,we really…didn’t get a chance to…,0 +monica,i know what you mean. youre like a sister to me too.,rachel,working with blind kids.,0 +ross,"uh, im not really a shot drinking kinda guy.",rachel,i cant believe it. paolo kissed my mom?,0 +monica,"mail call, rachel green, bunk seven.",rachel,"thank you. oh, cool! free sample of coffee!",1 +monica,"ok, then, why are you... all dressed up??",rachel,"when youre sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better!",1 +monica,huh? what’d ya say joe? i’ll be right there.,rachel,pheebs...,1 +ross,y’know of-officer i uh…i had the weirdest dream last night…,rachel,oh my god!,1 +ross,that little naked guy would be me.,rachel,"aww, look at the little thing.",1 +ross,yeah. right.,rachel,wow! how are you?!,1 +ross,always a great way to get in a man’s pants.,rachel,"but you will, you will be performing a service. okay? just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y’know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.",1 +policeman,well i tell you what…,rachel,yeah?,1 +all,hey!,rachel,your mother told you this?,0 +joey,no i won’t.,rachel,you don’t even know!,1 +chandler,thats a relatively open weave and i can still see your... nipular areas.,rachel,"umm, jealous!",0 +monica,rachel! i’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!,rachel,oh what do you know? virgin!,1 +chandler,there are seven?!,rachel,"let me see that. oh, yeah.",1 +joey,you can’t do anything!,rachel,"oh, thank you. hey, hey. rachel!!!!",0 +monica,what is the matter with you?! do you want to fall into the trap? do you want to fall into the trap?!,rachel,ohh! you did not drop any socks!,1 +monica,ill be right back.,rachel,"oh, joey, look who it is.",1 +ross,"ross has the blender! ugh, everythings just falling apart!",rachel,what? so now i’m not allowed to fire him?,0 +joey,"oh, youre not taking her with you tonight?",rachel,"no, we decided that i would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring emma to paris on sunday.",1 +joey,"ha, oh, of course.",rachel,thank you.,1 +ross,oh my—come here! come here! it’s okay. everything’s gonna be okay.,rachel,thank you.,1 +ross,see? i told you something good would come along. and he seemed really nice. ive met him before?,rachel,yeah. i felt a little weird about it. you’re a teacher. i’m a student. but would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?,0 +monica,"i pick you, phoebe.",rachel,"oh, yeah. definitely you, pheebs.",1 +monica,i loved them!,rachel,what’s going on?,0 +ross,"whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, forget relationships! im done with men! the whole, uh, penis embargo?",rachel,mr. geller.,0 +tag,no. we had a really good talk. i don’t think i’m gonna do that bar scene anymore.,rachel,were you this cute in high school?,0 +phoebe,"okay. rachel, the hottest babies in the tri-state area are in this room right now! i overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to emma!",rachel,really?,1 +phoebe,"oh no! no god, definitely not jealous!",rachel,i like this song.,0 +joey,bye.,rachel,"bye, see ya.",1 +joey,"i don’t get it, chandler loved it!",rachel,"ok, ok, ok. i promise, i promise, i promise, i won’t do it again. i really do. i promise. this is gonna be great.",1 +ross,what?! over a stupid room!,rachel,"yeah, i feel kinda bad for them, but i’m also really psyched ‘cause i don’t have to move in here!",1 +gavin,it was jones.,rachel,"yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?",1 +phoebe,"ooh, is it someone in this building? is it that tall guy from the first floor?",rachel,ew! no!,1 +phoebe,"im just gonna pass on the concert, cause im just not in a very hootie place right now.",rachel,"hey, guys, what-what should i wear to a knicks game?",0 +ross,"oh really, really great! yeah! a-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? you should stop bye and say hi.",rachel,"ohh, i would love too.",1 +ross,"oh, not another one! oh my g... and this is moisturiser. its even harder to clean! why? why do bad things happen to good people?",rachel,"are you sure? hold on. i’m sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....",0 +phoebe,"i’m, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. so, can i come to bloomingdale’s and use the copy machine.",rachel,"well, sure, but they might think it’s kinda weird considering i don’t work there anymore.",1 +ross,im not going nuts. do you see me go nuts?,rachel,uhm... is everything okay?,0 +paul,i wanted a big wheel. and instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. it was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. that was a pretty tough year.,rachel,okay!,0 +monica,"y’know what? i am really tired of your bellyaching! okay, i-i worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!",rachel,hey.,0 +policeman,it’s petty. i’ll be right back with your ticket.,rachel,"actually, you know what? i am. that whole thing with rachel made me realize that maybe im ready for a more serious relationship. you know? like id like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. and looks arent as important as...nah, shes gotta be hot.",0 +ross,what? why? what’s wrong?,rachel,"no, everything’s fine. i just gotta go back…",1 +monica,okay.,rachel,"okay, well if i was in this for the money, i’d be a millionaire by now, yknow. you just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.",0 +phoebe,good! great! you can go first.,rachel,"uh well, i guess i’m not gonna miss the fact that you’re never allowed to move the phone pen.",1 +phoebe,"oh, my first love!",rachel,oh!,1 +phoebe,sure,rachel,"okay, um, i... all right phoebe look, i just wanted to say that im sorry. ok? i handled the situation horribly and i should not have lied to you.",1 +amy,"this might be my one chance to have a baby rachel. i mean, you know that i have been so busy focusing on my carrer.",rachel,"no-no, we do it every year!",0 +chandler,"we just finished this magnificent thanksgiving dinner. i have--and i remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me theyre getting divorced.",rachel,oh my god.,1 +ross,who’s that?,rachel,what if theyre not? what if its adopted by a king?,0 +ross,"oh, no, its great. its great. he is... he is an amazing guy.",rachel,look at you. since when do you roller blade?,0 +ross,"yeah, he can do it!",rachel,oh!,1 +monica,"yeah, you should.",rachel,i can’t! i-i don’t have any other clothes here.,0 +ross,"you wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?",rachel,"oh it’s been going on way to long now. y’know, i mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so i didn’t say anything. and then the next time he said, hey toby, do you want a donut? and i-i wanted a donut. and now it’s five years later, the donut’s gone and i’m still toby.",0 +ross,"wha...? oh sure, now they lock it, but when theyre having sex on the couch, its like: come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy.",rachel,"alright, come on... alright, you guys. were so sorry were late. please let us in, so we can have dinner together.",1 +phoebe,"no, i mean, i mean, when youre at the fifteenth date, yknow, youre already in a very relationshippy place. yknow, its... youre committed.",rachel,"uh, so, uh, rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, i mean, its only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with ross or should i just throw it out?",0 +chandler,"well, i relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.",rachel,hi!,0 +joey,we know its ross!,rachel,how?! how do you know?,1 +phoebe,hey.,rachel,what’s up?!,1 +ross,"anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. so i’m gonna show her how tough i really am!",rachel,you need to get some sleep.,0 +joey,so? what-what-what happened?,rachel,it’s all gonna be okay. they’re just so happy that i’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. so long as i understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child i should bear.,1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,"well if you’re asking me to quit, then you’re asking me to be someone i’m not. i’ve got to do this.",0 +mark,rachel?,rachel,"okay, oh, and emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.",0 +ronni,great.,rachel,"hey, listen, ronni, how long would you say chandlers been in the shower?",1 +customer,"hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?",rachel,"oh, right, thats me!",1 +dr. green,"excuse me, you think i’m cheap?",rachel,fine.,0 +joey,hey...,rachel,"what, is everything ok?",1 +mr. zelner,um-hmm.,rachel,"� oh well, look at you.",0 +joey,"i dont get it. i mean, i was so sure this was what i wanted.",rachel,hmmm... me too...,1 +ross,im never gonna find love again.,rachel,what took you so long?,0 +monica,"i make the decisions, and i say no.",rachel,"well, yknow what, no, you do not make my decisions because yknow what, youre fired.",1 +chandler,it’s like ‘night of the living dead christmas trees.’,rachel,"well, it’s good thing you got out when you did, before she blew up like that vesuvius.",0 +monica,"well, if youre gonna be totally rational about this, i cant argue with you! all right? fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. i just dont want to be a part of it.",rachel,"oh, maybe thats emily calling back to leave the exact same message.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,hey! hows it going? did you make any new friends?,1 +ross,you’re moving?,rachel,i dont sound like that.,0 +monica,no drops!,rachel,great!,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!",0 +monica,"oh, gosh, this is so weird. i mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now its gone. you know, i think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for mr. heckles. i mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. youre all going to hell.",rachel,congratulations.,0 +joey,yeah thats not such a bad situation they got going over there. im thinking of getting me one of those.,rachel,whats up joe?,1 +chandler,"buy it for ya, or win it for ya?",rachel,"well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, i am here to tell you that hats are back.",1 +ross,hi jill.,rachel,it’s yours!,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,yeah. okay. whoa! i almost forgot this was on your…,0 +ross,"well, you may wanna steer clear of the word dumped. chances are hes gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, yknow, so you should try not to look too terrific, i know itll be hard. or, yknow, uh, hey!, ill go down there, and ill give barry back his ring, and you can go with carol and susan to the ob/gyn...",rachel,"i really, really enjoyed it. very exotic.",0 +ross,fine. i’ll go.,rachel,mexico! end credits.,0 +ross,that’s not really porn.,rachel,not so much.,1 +will,a little mean? you made my life miserable!,rachel,i wanna join!,0 +phoebe,bye!,rachel,phoebe!,0 +phoebe,although he does play with himself in his sleep.,rachel,i can’t say that i’m surprised.,1 +joey,"hey rach, do you feel like going to a convention?",rachel,hey.,0 +joey,you kissed my girlfriend!,rachel,i want to do it again.,0 +phoebe,"all right, so lets switch.",rachel,"yeah, we talked and monica made me see that i over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.",0 +ross,"okay here, have one of these peppers. oh ha… oh god! so…so hot! oh my— by the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.",rachel,"i am feeling nothing. speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.",1 +monica,"see, didnt i tell you?! youre getting over ross already!",rachel,well…,1 +ross,"that’s great! are you happy now? look what you did with your funny, funny form!",rachel,"okay, i have a problem i have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the homo sapien display.",0 +ross,don’t you realise none of this would’ve ever happened if i didn’t think at that same moment you weren’t having sex with mark?,rachel,"what, now you’re not even taking to me? look rachel, i-i’m sorry, okay, i’m sorry, i was out of my mind. i thought i’d lost you, i didn’t know what to do. come on! come on, how insane must i have been to do something like this? huh? i-i don’t cheat right, i, that’s not me, i’m not joey!",0 +ross,"uh, youre not gonna win.",rachel,"oh yeah, then uh, what was phoebe’s song about?",0 +guy,"so uh, im on my way back to the bathroom.",rachel,you werent trying to entice me with your nakedness.,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"so, you dont think im terminal?",0 +monica,of course not nothing is. between me and you…,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,"yes, and then i realized im against that, and uh, so then we bought some, uh, boobs.",rachel,what is the big deal?,0 +phoebe,oh and they’re gonna have a baby.,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +chandler,"yeah, i’d love to but i’ve tried that so many times they won’t even let me in the store anymore.",rachel,"monica had such a crush on him. yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.",0 +ross,"that’s okay, i mean it was just two-week thing anyway, i just didn’t want it to end this way, y’know?",rachel,"well, maybe you didn’t want it to end?",1 +monica,is he crazy?! you just had ross’s baby!,rachel,"well, i-i said yes.",1 +joey,"oh-whoa, what party?",rachel,see ya. have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.,0 +monica,"hes not great umm, but hes dealing with it. oh wait a minute, youre not gonna try…",rachel,"oh, honey, please, no, i cant get started with all that ross stuff again. i mean, hes gonna screwed up for a looong time. and besides yknow, i dont, i dont go for guys right after they get divorced.",1 +molly,dont panic!,rachel,what?,1 +joey,"duh, whereve you been?",rachel,"yeah, but it was different with him today! and he wasnt, like, orthodontist guy, yknow? i mean, we had fun! is there anything wrong with that?",1 +joey,i love living with you so much. i just wish things didn’t have to change.,rachel,i know.,1 +phoebe,what?! that’s the first time today!,rachel,"well umm, chandler and i are moving in together.",0 +ross,"oh yeah, why not?",rachel,ha-ha! all you got was monicas stinky brussels sprouts!,0 +paul,come on.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,you changed?,rachel,"shh! here we come, walkin down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. hey, hey! hey, uh, did you just feel that?",0 +receptionist,"hello, welcome to lavender day spa spa. how may i help you?",rachel,"oh, hi. i have a massage appointment under rachel green, and here is my gift certificate.",1 +monica,"de-caff. okay, everybody, this is rachel, another lincoln high survivor. this is everybody, this is chandler, and phoebe, and joey, and- you remember my brother ross?",rachel,"all right joey, be nice. so does he have a hump? a hump and a hairpiece?",0 +chandler,"uh, rach... i think i have something that belongs to you.",rachel,not that often!,0 +phoebe,ew-eww!! undies!,rachel,"okay, its baby time. pants off bing. didnt see you there geller.",0 +monica,hi.,rachel,"well, i suppose i’d have to say you!! but, what if we’re watching a movie in here?",0 +ross,a bit of a daredevil are we?,rachel,hey guys do you think this is too slutty—hi kash!,1 +monica,okay! okay! okay! well see you in about 3 to 4 hours.,rachel,oh!,1 +ross,i am so sorry.,rachel,i know that too.,1 +barry,"min. oh rach, youre still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.",rachel,"yeah, i love that story. um, i got a question for you guys. why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?",1 +monica,mmmm! it’s good!,rachel,really? how good?,1 +ross,"hey! hey, look! ugly naked guys back!",rachel,oh yes!,0 +leslie,rachel?,rachel,"oh my god! (rachel, leslie, kiki, and joanne all scream and hug each other.",1 +phoebe,"ohh! okay! okay, cause when-when he said, i can’t wait to hear your first words, i thought, there’s a trick.",rachel,"okay. well, i gotta go you guys. i’ll see you later.",1 +chandler,neat. im gonna die alone.,rachel,"ok, you win.",1 +phoebe,500 bucks at a flea market?!,rachel,"i’ll tell you what mon, i’ll give you the first box for free.",0 +ross,im gonna tell mom.,rachel,"honey, im sorry, but hes right. i love you, but youre crazy.",1 +monica,"look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.",rachel,"no mon thats not the point. im out a thousand dollars, im all scratched up, and im stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!",1 +joshua,"uhh, yeah, i think i’m going to take-off too.",rachel,"no! you guys can’t leave yet! you have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!",1 +joey,original or crappy?,rachel,"yes, he is. me.",0 +dr. green,"excuse me for a moment, will you please, i want to say good night to the levines, before we go.",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,this is not good for my rage.,rachel,i�m so sorry �,0 +monica,thank you.,rachel,im tellin you. you cant do this.,0 +monica,"yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.",rachel,who?,0 +joey,what?!,rachel,"i just don’t want him to meet anybody until i am over my crush—and i will get over it. it’s-it’s not like i love him, it’s just physical! but—i mean i get crushes like this all the time! i mean hell, i had a crush on you when i first met ya!",1 +phoebe,"hmm, they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore!",rachel,"no-no they do but, you just have to wait.",1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,so?,0 +ross,people are doing it in front of my book!,rachel,"yeah, we were…we were just looking around.",0 +joey,aaand send!,rachel,give it to me!,0 +joey,gotcha.,rachel,"hey, whats going on joe?",0 +chandler,"look guys, i know its a little steep.",rachel,howdy partner!,0 +monica,"no! steady as a rock! now, are you with me.",rachel,"yeah! i stayed at kate’s, but ah, nothing happened. hey, pheebs, where were ya?",0 +monica,i dont know what else to say.,rachel,"well that works out good, because im not listening.",1 +kim,my late husband gave me that lighter. im not kidding.,rachel,i was in charge of cups.,0 +joey,six years? wow... its almost as long as highschool...,rachel,"plus, you know, he is with charlie now.",1 +monica,what are you doing here? i thought you had to do inventory all day.,rachel,what are you doing with the lamp?,0 +phoebe,i have this feeling that somethings wrong with it. something is wrong with the left philange.,rachel,"oh, honey, im sure theres nothing wrong with the plane.",1 +ross,come here.,rachel,"oh, hey, don’t you have to go pick up emily?",1 +joey,"hey i liked her, alright. maybe, maybe too much. i dont know i guess i just got scared.",rachel,"ok people, i want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. oh, and i do ask that when youre not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.",0 +ross,check it out! almost 3 hours without droppin it!,rachel,"oh, wow! congratulations, thats quite a waste of time.",1 +ross,i know!,rachel,"well, this isn’t how i was hoping how this would end, but i guess i have to appreciate your honesty.",0 +ross,okay?,rachel,"ohh, here comes my dad and stepmum. mister and misses geller, this is steven and andrea waltham.",0 +monica,shes mine!,rachel,"i know, but its my job, sweethart!",0 +ross,…now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.,rachel,i can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.,1 +ross,"okay, there’s this guy, warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. so uh, you interested?",rachel,yeah! oh yes!,0 +phoebe,and how none of it matters when the people really love each other. and how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it’s a compliment.,rachel,oh hi!,1 +joshua,i gotta go.,rachel,"oh, wait, joshua! joshua! yeah, well, that oughta do it.",1 +nurse,right! we have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. so in just a minute…,rachel,"no, only because thats the graduation song.",0 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,fine.,rachel,"yeah, because it is slim pickings. i had this date last night: yuck! but we should probably keep it down; shes still in the bedroom.",0 +phoebe,hi…,rachel,everybody…,1 +ross,chandler!,rachel,"chandler, what did she say?",1 +monica,"yeah. but of course we had to update it a little bit. hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!",rachel,"hey, were probably fertile, lets go home!",0 +melissa,"umm, is tag here?",rachel,hey!,0 +joey,"look, ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. y’know you wear a white coat, i wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it. y’know, hey i understand. y’know? hey, when i’m in a play and you’re in the audience, i don’t talk to you, right? so it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool. i’ll see you tomorrow.",rachel,because i’m not.,0 +joey,where are you gettin’ this?,rachel,"well, she told me. she said she’s kinda a loner.",1 +chandler,now that rachels gone?,rachel,so hot i cried myself to sleep last night.,1 +dr. miller,and ill fit you for a glass eye.,rachel,"well, if you dont know i cant help you.",0 +caitlin,oh my god! that was flirting?!,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,come on.,rachel,"no, he said we were holding up the people behind us.",1 +monica,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,no.,rachel,"well, i have huge news.",0 +joey,"oh yeah? all right, let’s do it tonight.",rachel,well don’t you have that big date tonight?,1 +monica,"okay, so how do i make him think i wanna have sex with him?",rachel,"in this life, phoebe.",0 +monica,im there!,rachel,hi guys! listen i really need your help. i think i did something really stupid.,1 +ross,"oh i’m, i’m making this too hard. okay, what do you want me to do.",rachel,"i don’t know, i don’t know. urrrgh! look, maybe we should take a break.",1 +monica,yeah.,rachel,"when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?",1 +phoebe,"white plains. oh, it sounds like such a magical place.",rachel,hey! we’re here!,1 +chandler,"phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!",rachel,"oh honey thank god you’re home, i was getting worried.",1 +monica,what? honey.,rachel,im kind of funny looking.,0 +monica,rachel!,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"oh, she looks just like a little doll!",rachel,"well, get it off now!",0 +ross,your make-up!,rachel,"joey, what are you doing with the bag? youre audition is not until tomorrow.",1 +ross,"hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! okay.",rachel,"oh right, ‘cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play wipe-out on your butt cheeks.",1 +ross,is this about mark?,rachel,guess what? youre almost an uncle!,0 +chandler,"come on, don’t be crazy. you don’t think there’s someone out there better suited for monica than me, do ya?",rachel,i’d like to have don and phoebe over. wouldn’t that be nice?,0 +mr. zelner,"well, i’d be forced to file a report. i’d have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.",rachel,"yes. i have a weird sense of humor, and i’m kinda strangely proud of my butt.",0 +chandler,"eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.",rachel,"freedom! i want my freedom! why won’t you here me?! sophie, help me! help me!!",0 +joey,"oh, hey, lauren. uh, you guys this is, this is kate’s understudy, lauren.",rachel,"oh, hi!",1 +joey,"okay, bye-bye.",rachel,i mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.,1 +terry,an advance?,rachel,"its so that i can spend thanksgiving with my family. see, every year we go skiing in vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but i sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why i took this job.",1 +monica,soakin’ up all the culture.,rachel,hey! take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there wants the biscotti.,0 +joshua,you really don’t seem like you do. that’s…,rachel,"well, as much as i’d like to meet josh and warn him, emily and i aren’t going to be here. all right? i mean, she’s going to come by first to say good-bye, and then i’ve got a whole special evening planned. so i’m sorry, no party.",0 +ross,pepper?,rachel,none for me.,1 +monica,"rach, wait, i can cancel...",rachel,"please, no, go, thatd be fine!",1 +joey,"oh, hey listen! the soapie’s called today and i also get to present an award.",rachel,okay.,0 +monica,"all right, come here!",rachel,"yeah, shes here. hold on a second.",0 +ross,"sure. once, at work i-i thought carbon dating was fossilized…",rachel,"right, yeah, ’cause its close to where i live, and the aprons are really cute.",0 +ross,hey.,rachel,bye sweetie.,0 +ross,"okay, i�ll have the fixed salad and the duck.",rachel,"yah, i�ll have the soup and the salmon.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,okay.,1 +amy,doesnt it make her nose look smaller?,rachel,you pierced her ears? how could you do this without telling me?,1 +phoebe,huh?,rachel,"i’m having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?",1 +ross,"no, look, uh. you are upset about your father and youre feeling vulnerable and i just dont feel it would be right, id feel like id be, you know, taking advantage of you.",rachel,"oh... mikes sister just invited me to a party tonight, hes gonna be there. and she was like oh, dont worry! i asked him. hes totally ok with seeing you!. so now i have to go so hell think that im totally ok with seeing him!",0 +phoebe,"yes, and then i realized im against that, and uh, so then we bought some, uh, boobs.",rachel,you bought boobs?,1 +chandler,so where are you applying to?,rachel,"oh well, you know, i think its kinda really important that i go somewhere where theres sun, so im sort of... hey!",1 +joey,"come on! when you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!",rachel,stay away!,0 +joey,"yeah, you fogged danny.",rachel,i’ll see you at 8:00.,0 +joey,don’t answer that.,rachel,"come on ross! you said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! how was she?",1 +phoebe,"i just feel so, uhh.....",rachel,i knew it!!!!,0 +ross,what are you doing? are you trying to hurt me? or something?,rachel,"no. ross, it, it just seems that yknow it’s time we-we yknow, move on. i mean, i mean don’t’ you think?",1 +joey,"yeah, who is that?",rachel,do ya?,1 +monica,"nobody wants to do it? all right, i’ll do it myself.",rachel,oh my god!,0 +ross,"okay, i’m gonna get your coat and then i’ll-i’ll put you in a cab.",rachel,"i—rachel, you can’t go! ross loves emily!",0 +chandler,"oh, come on! it’s not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! i mean usually i’m pretty much just in there by myself.",rachel,well what is wrong with me? am i .. am i incomptent? because i managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!,0 +ben,okay.,rachel,uh great! how do you feel about diet coke?,1 +phoebe,the end.,rachel,"okay, well. janice said hi, do i look fat today? and i, i looked at her....",0 +monica,oh my god rach. bean bag chairs.,rachel,oh.,1 +ross,okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!,rachel,what are you doing?,0 +ross,ill see you in the morning .,rachel,mhm-mh!,1 +monica,"all right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we’re down by two points. two points.... phoebe you do a button-hook again. rachel, you go long.",rachel,no! come on! don’t make me go long. use me. they never cover me.,1 +monica,"look, i dont even know how i feel about him yet. just give me a chance to figure that out.",rachel,"well, then can we meet him?",1 +joshua,"no, they’re-they’re all true.",rachel,"hey, sweetums.",0 +monica,"when i fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.",rachel,"well y’know, i don’t want you to be cold.",1 +julie,"well, little jamie here is our third. so, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.",rachel,"oh umm, i’m the solar system. yeah, my students helped me make it—i teach the second grade.",0 +danny,are you close with them?,rachel,could i be more sorry.,0 +ross,what?,rachel,what?,1 +ross,what?! it is?!,rachel,"oh, it has a name?",0 +ross,green. to the green.,rachel,ive got magic beans. never-never mind.,1 +pete,well dont forget that fiches over there by rachel.,rachel,ahh... chandlers on the couch!!,1 +phoebe,"uh, wow! isnt it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?",rachel,"oh, i get it!",1 +phoebe,"oh hey mon? rach is here! ohh, you’re still pregnant. oh, i’m sorry. i know how uncomfortable you are. y’know what? you look great. yeah, like fifty bucks.",rachel,"absolutely! and when you do, make sure you ask for brian.",0 +amy,"yeah, well you know what i cannot believe. that my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from ralph lauren and i still have to pay retail.",rachel,"okay, you’re dancing with that girl over there.",0 +joey,"oh, you will when i pick you as starting forward.",rachel,you would do that? i never get picked!,1 +ross,would you all relax? its not that big a deal.,rachel,not necessarily...,0 +kim,"forget it rachel! were both so proud of how well youre doing. im not gonna let you blow it. in fact, if i catch you with a cigarette, youre fired. so go on, get out of here! go on, i dont want you breathing this stuff! go on!",rachel,hey!,0 +gavin,"thank god you finally said that, i saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. man, i really bug you, dont i?",rachel,very bad.,0 +ross,y’know what?,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,that was good.,rachel,this sounds like a hernia. you have to—you-you—go to the doctor!,0 +monica,what?,rachel,joey proposed to me.,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. bill and colleen hate us.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,are you gonna play?,0 +chandler,"wow, ralph lauren is really going out of there way to show they’re not in the baby buying business.",rachel,which... which... which... which one is it?,0 +monica,oh! theyre late and theyre sloppy!,rachel,"alright, emma is napping... what happened to your shirt?",1 +joey,uh… how long have we known each other?,rachel,"oh, i didn’t know you liked football.",0 +phoebe,leave…,rachel,"okay, i’ll see you later pal.",0 +phoebe,"cause, you know, if you dont look good, we dont look good. i love that voice.",rachel,"airport, airport. ross, not alone, julie, arm around her. cramp, cramp.",1 +ross,"and on your anniversary, for shame!",rachel,hey! okay! well thanks for coming out to see me. i just-i just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person. y’know…,0 +melissa,"oh, isn’t a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch?",rachel,"anyway, speaking of drinking too much. i was uh, tellin’ phoebe about that one crazy night after the sigma chi luau where you and i uh, we made out.",1 +chandler,what are you writing?,rachel,"well, joshua’s coming in tomorrow and since i don’t have the guts to ask him out, i’m going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.",1 +ross,"look, i uh, i tried not to kiss her, okay?",rachel,"well, it doesn’t sound like it! i mean, it’s pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don’t kiss them! see look at us, right now, not kissing!",1 +cecilia,"that was good, that was really good. but i-i think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like…",rachel,"okay, come here!",0 +tag,are you serious?,rachel,y’know what would work?,0 +all,hi! hey!,rachel,do you guys know any cute guys?,1 +paul,come on.,rachel,huh? can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?,0 +monica,"i hope youre not full, cause dinners almost ready.",rachel,"yeah, yknow i-i think im just gonna hang out in my room.",1 +joey,"oh! hey rach, listen umm…",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,my god. rachel! your here. i can’t believe it. what happen? why are you here?,rachel,well i just came... i just needed to tell you... congratulations.,1 +joey,"oh, uh, hey rach. i uh, i was just coming over here to uh… oh wait, i don’t have to lie to you, you don’t live here anymore. uh, i’m eating their food. what are you doing?",rachel,ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes two and a-half-hours ago.,1 +joey,you can’t do anything!,rachel,"hey, mon, i was just doing the dishes!",1 +ross,"you werent there! okay, maybe this is something that i-im supposed to seize! yknow?",rachel,"okay, yknow what? maybe, this is not about seizing stuff. maybe this is about escaping stuff.",1 +paul,i wanted a big wheel. and instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. it was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. that was a pretty tough year.,rachel,"that’s-that’s great! see? i already feel like i know you a little better! thank you. okay, come on. now we can go eat. let’s go.",1 +janice,"can i just say, i really admire what you’re doing. just raising her all alone.",rachel,oh….my….gawd!!!,0 +dr. green,"i have no idea, i went to the bathroom. so sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.",rachel,"well… umm, i got tivo.",1 +chandler,"see, now, why would you assume that? just because were married? i will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. now, if youll excuse me, i have to get back to reading the obituaries.",rachel,i was just asking cause i need someone to watch emma tonight.,1 +joanna,"that’s fine, actually i’m on the hiring committee, so there’ll be at least one friendly face.",rachel,ohh! that’s great!,1 +phoebe,you know?!!!,rachel,"look, even if i were gonna tell her, i dont have to do it now. okay? ill be seeing her again. weve got time.",0 +phoebe,oh my god! you’re right! go! go tell chandler! hurry before it’s too late! wait no! does this also mean putting out doesn’t get you love?,rachel,all right!,0 +monica,"oh wait, you know what, i got it, i got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. be sleepy.",rachel,"yes, and grumpy.",1 +phoebe,oh me too.,rachel,"i know. oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? listen, i’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give rachel the purple chair?",1 +charlie,from... cosmo??,rachel,"y’know what? maybe, mrs. green, it’s not absolutely vital that you live with us.",0 +ross,"oh hey! hey uh, you remember the necklace i gave you last year? can i see it?",rachel,why?,1 +ross,really?,rachel,oww!,1 +ross,you did! oh.... i always figured you just thought i was monicas geeky older brother.,rachel,i did.,1 +charlie,"hi, hi. so.. dreading this?",rachel,"oh my god, its ross. what are we gonna do?",0 +joey,more embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (rachel just looks at,rachel,"okay. all right, stand up. well, when we’re",1 +ross,i do.,rachel,no.,0 +woman,"so, how did you propose?",rachel,ohh! no.,0 +phoebe,"oh no, the mendels, they hate all living things, right?",rachel,oh. hi. we just found this cat and were looking for the owner.,1 +tag,"y’know, i’m actually glad phoebe called. i know we broke up because you thought i wasn’t mature enough, but i’ve really grown up and think we should get back together.",rachel,yeah!,0 +tag,"well kinda old, like 30.",rachel,"it makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.",0 +phoebe,"who, josh?",rachel,toutes la smore! bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! pfoof!,0 +ross,i don�t know.,rachel,oh god. you know what? who you think you are? who are you to decide what messages i should or should not get?,1 +ross,i’m sorry your husband cheated on you.,rachel,"yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. dr. roger got beeped again.",0 +ross,"eh, ‘cause i knew that if i told you, you’d make me go, and i knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. come on. come on.",rachel,i cannot believe you.,1 +ross,get out!,rachel,thank you.,0 +monica,"ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.",rachel,"me too! monica, do you think we could do it?",0 +emily,thank goodness.,rachel,there’s been a teeny-teeny change in plans. it turns out that i’m not free tonight. so…,1 +phoebe,"its a…tarantula! oh! god! rachel, look, im sorry. what was i thinking giving joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?",rachel,"probably? yeah, i dont like that word. kind of what ‘probably’ really means. yeah, uh-huh. yeah, oh, your mom probably wont kill herself, y’know? im sorry, but im not hanging all my hopes of rachel and i living together on-on probably! y’know? you gotta take care of yourselves! in this world history teaches us nothing!",0 +ross,nooo!,rachel,oh... my...,0 +chandler,"exactly. weekend at bernies! dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! no?",rachel,"chandler, i gotta tell you, i love your moms books! i love her books! i cannot get on a plane without one! i mean, this is so cool!",1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,this is the best game ever!!!,0 +phoebe,"so, did shopping make you feel any better about ross?",rachel,"all right. hey, but it better make me look really, really good. oh, and another thing, the video camera? nice!!",0 +ross,no.,rachel,"no, that day... that wont be her real birthday!",1 +ross,you can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! what the hell were you thinking?!!,rachel,i don’t know.,1 +ross,amazing... amazing.,rachel,"and about this nancy thing... if youre not sleeping with her, should i?",0 +phoebe,great.,rachel,"y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!",1 +phoebe,"so he’s probably really nervous around women, yknow? maybe, you just have to make the first move.",rachel,bamboozled?,0 +ross,no!,rachel,oh god!,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"hey. ursula’s fianc�e is really sweet! he’s a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. y’know normally y’know, i don’t like really sweaty guys. but this one? i could just mop him up!",0 +joey,"all right, i know! i know. yeah, it’ll be okay.",rachel,oh my god….what’s he gonna do now? i can’t watch! (drags,1 +monica,youre not sick!,rachel,"no, i dont think this was your shot. i mean, i dont even think you just get one shot. i really believe big things are gonna happen for you, i do! youve gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go i got the part! i got the part! im gonna be joey tribbianis ass!.",0 +ross,"well, i wanted to be thorough. i mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! and so i wanted to read every word carefully, twice!",rachel,"so umm, does it?",1 +tag,"come on rach, let’s give it another try.",rachel,"hey, you guys.",0 +ross,they’re not listening too me?,rachel,of course they’re listening to you! everybody listens to you.,1 +phoebe,"hello ja, its time for your massage, ja! put your face in the hole.",rachel,"wow, a swedish massage from a real swedish person.",1 +chandler,turns out he is kinda funny.,rachel,"you look strong, why don’t i take that and you grab one of the boxes.",0 +frank,"that was alices mom, she said she left five hours ago. she should be here by now!",rachel,"oh, honey, don’t worry. shes gonna make it on time.",1 +chandler,there are seven?!,rachel,what?! what are you talking about?,0 +ross,yeah but pottery barn! y’know what i think? it’s just she-she’s weird. y’know it’s because she’s a twin. twins are weird.,rachel,"ross, she’s not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.",1 +ross,i hope you’re a better father than you’re a friend!!,rachel,"rachel, this is my friend tom. this is the girl i told you about.",0 +monica,score!! 7 to nothing!,rachel,are you okay?,1 +ross,whats going on?,rachel,mean it?,0 +monica,"ohh, sweetie! hey, i bet you anything that he’s gonna call you again.",rachel,that was a terrible throw!!,0 +amy,"well, i have huge news.",rachel,"oh sorry, hold on. let me just check on the baby!",1 +phoebe,"wait a second! this is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?",rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,"rachel, wait, wait.",rachel,"no, you wait! this is ridiculous!",1 +amy,oh... hi.. ,rachel,aw. ,1 +joey,"vell, eva, veve done some excellent vork here, and i vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.",rachel,"so, whats your name?",0 +joey,i dont know.,rachel,are they in love?,1 +ross,how is that important?,rachel,aaand send!,0 +joshua,what do you think?,rachel,"no! no, fear of the number 13.",0 +ross,"umm, delilah.",rachel,oh great! suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.,1 +ross,"come on! like i wanted him to tell you, i ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn’t happen!",rachel,no anchovies.,0 +monica,"hey, rach! i made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. if you could just……throw your purses at it.",rachel,bloomingdale’s eliminated my department.,1 +ross,"uh actually, we-we’ve narrowed it down to two names.",rachel,"yes, 98.6. you’re gonna be fine.",0 +ross,you did! oh.... i always figured you just thought i was monicas geeky older brother.,rachel,"yeah, y’know what i noticed rachel? he scares easy. is that the kind of guy you’d like to take to a ball? hey sebastian, would you like to dance? uhh, okay—i gotta go!",0 +joey,"hey-hey, check it out! check it out! ugly naked guy has a naked friend!",rachel,oh yeah! oh my god! that is our friend! its naked ross!,1 +joey,i was kinda hoping you’d stay.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,"all right, you know that one was coming, but that doesn’t mean you have unagi.",rachel,i love the way you look every night chandler! that’s why i made you this tape! happy birthday! love janice!,0 +monica,it’s enough for wedding scenario eight.,rachel,ohh! really?!,1 +joey,"ok, ok! fine! you can come, but dont tell anybody else. its up on the roof at 8.",rachel,"oh no nonononononnononono, dont go..",0 +ross,"oh, of course...",rachel,"well, she wasn’t sleeping with him.",0 +monica,"how about, you’re moving!!",rachel,you’re plans were with us.,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"well, i aint gonna say no to that.",0 +monica,"honey, wait. we only did it once. it didnt mean anything to me.",rachel,its that terrible?,0 +ross,"what? come on rach, tell me what you’re thinking?",rachel,"okay, okay. this morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together...",0 +kim,"hi rachel. ohh, i’ve been meaning to ask you. have you seen the new ralph lauren sheets? ohh, what am i thinking. of course you have.",rachel,okay..okay.. look. i’m sorry that i lied to you before. you were right. ralph and i were an item but were not anymore.,1 +monica,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +chandler,why?,rachel,"see joe, not that that’s not grrreat! but, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! y’know, it can be more personal. you can tell stories about us!",0 +mrs green,no.,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,pretty amazing huh?,rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,"no. no. we’re not gonna do that, y’know why? because its not an even trade.",rachel,"all right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?",1 +policeman,"you’re an aquarius, huh?",rachel,"i know it would make me happy, ma’am.",0 +chandler,"y’know what? there’s some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?",rachel,excellent. the shrew in particular was exclusive.,0 +chandler,"plus, you look cool.",rachel,"yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re clicking.",0 +monica,that’s not even a game!,rachel,what? shut up! we’re winning!,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey, hubby!",1 +chandler,yes.,rachel,it’s the knicks!,0 +phoebe,we won.,rachel,"gavin, ralph loved your ideas.",0 +phoebe,"oh, how did it go?",rachel,"hey, check out that girl! she is really hot!",0 +amy,oh my god!,rachel,mh hmm..,1 +gavin,is this your first appology?,rachel,"no, i just mean that, you know, first impressions dont mean anything. and i-i think youre a really good guy and im sorry that i misjudged you.",1 +ross,you-you just said that you did!,rachel,ye-e-es!!,0 +gavin,whats ross doing to you on that picture?,rachel,"all right, watch!",0 +joshua,"man, i could really flash somebody in this thing.",rachel,"so youre free thursday, then.",0 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,"ohh, i’m such an idiot. i can’t believe i actually thought she could change.",0 +ross,"oh no! it could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?",rachel,"oh yeah! of course, i mean, she’s gonna get over this, y’know? i mean, so you said my name! y’know you just said it ‘cause you saw me there, if you’d have seen a circus freak, you would’ve said, i take thee circus freak. y’know, it didn’t mean anything, it’s just a mistake. it didn’t mean anything. right?",1 +joey,"uhm... oh... i dont know, its too hard.",rachel,"no, you gotta pick one!",1 +monica,"no-no, wait! just let me finish, okay? this isn’t something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in vegas, this is something we both really want. and it is going to happen.",rachel,"ok, youre being wierd. do you want sex or did you do something bad?",0 +ross,here we go!,rachel,"it’s for our wedding day! right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.",0 +phoebe,"raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... la la la la...something and noodles with string. these are a few...",rachel,im all better now.,1 +ross,"yeah, i’ll get right on that.",rachel,that’s hanson.,0 +mark,"yep. yep, that’s what i didn’t want to know.",rachel,"god, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. theres inter-country adoption, dependency adoption.. there are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives.",0 +joey,you do attract some stinkers.,rachel,"dr. long, i’ve been at this for seventeen hours! three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! how many centimeters am i dilated? eight? nine?",1 +ross,"uhh, it was fun. we, we just had coffee.",rachel,that’s-that’s my nubbin.,0 +monica,hey!,rachel,"it was so stupid, i said some stuff in an interview that i shouldn’t have said. but believe me, that’s not gonna happen today.",0 +joey,maybe we should check the trash chute.,rachel,"that was supposed to be a good thing, i forget why. just listen, monica, i, do you know, okay, do you know, i couldn’t sleep for like a month because i got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.",0 +joey,"sure, no problem. ooh—hey, donuts!",rachel,yeah!,1 +joey,"hey-hey, i’m not judging.",rachel,"look benny, spoon. spoon. come on! all right, yknow what i think he’s bored.",1 +ross,you sure youre alright?,rachel,so-so what did the doctor say?,0 +phoebe,i want to see what he wants first.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"yknow, hey! you’re the one who ended it, remember?",rachel,who’s that?,0 +ross,"awwwahuh, no, no, no!!",rachel,huh?,1 +ross,sweetie you’re doing great.,rachel,oh god twenty seconds my ass!!,1 +phoebe,"we did have fun, didnt we?",rachel,we did!,1 +chandler,"joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, im not even listening to you.",rachel,"uhh, lets just stay clear of im the guy thats doing you daughter and you should be ok.",1 +ross,"okay, um... i dont want her watching our baby.",rachel,"ross, i am trying to help her become a better person. this is a huge breakthrough for her! she just offered to do something for another human being!!",1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,hey. what was that all about?,0 +ross,"so, what? thats it?",rachel,"well, yeah! were cool. totally cool.",1 +joey,"and i couldnt find this little plastic thing that goes on top of the blender...and i thought...well... how important can that be, right...? turns out very!",rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,that’s much better.,rachel,op! we gotta go!,1 +ross,thank you.,rachel,i think you should talk to ross about all this.,0 +joey,"oh, hey, lauren. uh, you guys this is, this is kate’s understudy, lauren.",rachel,why?,0 +monica,she has to know that your not ready.,rachel,"right. so, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. and then act aloof.",1 +phoebe,"we have good news, look whose back!",rachel,hi!,1 +charlie,i thought you came to say you were sick.,rachel,i will explain it to her.,0 +phoebe,"okay, oh, and emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.",rachel,"... sarah. i dig you, uh? doctor ross geller.",0 +chandler,pull my finger——my hand is,rachel,i am not gonna answer that!,1 +joey,"rach, he just saw us.",rachel,shhh.,1 +ross,"hey, i brought the camera for emmas video.",rachel,"oh, good, good! we had this idea to make a birthday video for emma and well give it to her when she is 18.",1 +amy,hm-mmm... mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.,rachel,"we said it was only going to be two weeks, y’know?",0 +ross,"what’s uh, what’s going on? do you not, do you not like katie?",rachel,what’s a nubbin?,0 +ross,and so do i.,rachel,"y’know what, i-i have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?",1 +melissa,"listen, we-we have to have dinner. what-what are you doing tomorrow night?",rachel,"oh tomorrow, oh i don’t know. um…",1 +joey,"okay, look i’m sorry, i went in there to take a nap and i know i shouldn’t have, but you got porn!",rachel,"hey-hey, y’know what? i don’t care! i’m not ashamed of my book. there’s nothing with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. it’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand.",1 +chandler,"yknow, i dont see that happening?",rachel,"cmon, hes right. tit for tat.",1 +ross,i am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!,rachel,what is wrong now?!,0 +phoebe,"okay, that was mike.",rachel,"phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. you�re totally right. we are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.",1 +joey,"well, ive never been through the tunnel myself, cause as i understand it, youre not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. but, it seems to me its pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. it have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! if youre afraid of bugs.....get a bug. right. in this case, you have a fear of commitment, so i say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.",rachel,can we please turn this off?,0 +ross,okay?,rachel,thank you. oww!!!! god!,1 +mark,"do you have the, the ralph lauren file?",rachel,"i am. i am, but i don’t know you know. an actor of a certain age is not that easy.",0 +phoebe,"all right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, carol left him and bamn! paranoid city!",rachel,absolutely! absolutely!,1 +jill,no! i mean he’s nice.,rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,how do you know shes gonna start talking?,rachel,well when i talk to her i almost feel like she understands what im saying.,1 +monica,"all right, i guess we should go.",rachel,i don’t know! i guess i just can’t believe any of this is happening.,0 +frank,yeah.,rachel,monica? you gonna be very proud of me. i just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.,1 +ross,yep?,rachel,"sure, i’ll just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.",1 +joey,"hey, how you doin’?",rachel,"you can totally, totally live on this.",0 +chandler,and this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.,rachel,"i, i didnt say any... i sw... i did not say anything, i swear. he stopped by.",1 +ross,it went great! and i didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!,rachel,"listen, i’m really glad you got the part.",0 +dr. harad,fonzie met mork. mork froze fonzie.,rachel,"um, pennsylvania dutch.",0 +monica,i got it!,rachel,"look i never should have kissed your girlfriend, but i’m…",0 +phoebe,"okay. umm, oh! okay, i see a circle.",rachel,ah.,1 +chandler,shall i carve?,rachel,by all means.,1 +joey,listen to this... i went out with this girl last night and half way through our date i realized i already slept with her.,rachel,"because i need the money, and i thought that it’d be a great way to get rid of that last little schmidgen of self-respect.",0 +chandler,was that another question?,rachel,hey! is ross still here?,1 +joey,hey! what’s going on?,rachel,phoebe is gonna be monica’s maid of honor!,1 +emily,yes.,rachel,pelle,0 +joey,"oh, youre not taking her with you tonight?",rachel,wow.,0 +monica,this womans living my life.,rachel,"yeah, but at least im doing it!",0 +monica,oh no!!,rachel,no.,1 +joey,just being friendly.,rachel,"joey, honey, i don’t think you’re supposed to go back there.",1 +monica,"you want a job? turn off oprah, and send out a resume!",rachel,oh! i hate that guy! i mean come on kid! pull up your pants!,0 +monica,"you know, rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, i was there for you. i put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... twenty dollars an hour.",rachel,done.,1 +phoebe,"well, you could use your position yknow as the roommate.",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,mind if i mute?,rachel,oh please.,1 +joey,no. rosita does not move.,rachel,"i’m sorry, rosita? as in…",1 +joey,"yeah, here we are. uhh… i… i think i’m…falling in love with you.",rachel,good. and rachel green too.,0 +chandler,"april 18th, excessive noise. italian guys gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. well thats excellent.",rachel,"they were huge. when she sneezed, bats flew out of them.",0 +chandler,"oh my god, introduce us!",rachel,"yeah, see.. you took mine. chandler, what about you?",0 +ross,do you really?,rachel,really? who’s number two?,0 +ross,"ross, uh and uh, id just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for rachel to come here tonight. and, uh, for the record she did not run out on barry because she had syphilis. what are you doing im serious. uh, the reason she walked out on, on barry is simply that she didnt love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me cheers.",rachel,"ya, know what barr, im not gonna leave. i probably should, but im not, see cause i promised myself that i would make it through at least *one* of your weddings . see now, tonight, all i really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. well , i guess we can all agree thats not gonna happen. theres nothing really left to say except.... her name was lola. she was a showgirl. with yellow feathers , feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. she would...",1 +ross,...so i think alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.,rachel,"oh my god! so was she! oh, i’ve got-i’ve got goose bumps.",0 +ross,all right! yes!! from home to the hospital in under seven minutes! we did it!!,rachel,"yes, the hard part is truly over.",1 +ross,"okay, i’m gonna get your coat and then i’ll-i’ll put you in a cab.",rachel,"okay. oh wait, wait-wait, you’re not gonna come with me?",1 +ross,"o-kay. well, im gonna go grab us some breakfast.",rachel,"come on ross, be a good guy. step up and do it!",0 +ross,"okay rach, but…",rachel,op! you’re peeping!,1 +gavin,right. right. ross. so whats the deal with you guys? i dont want to get in the middle of anything,rachel,"oh youre not. youre not gonna get in the middle of anything, dont worry about ross really, really. oh! hide! thats ross! hide! hide!",1 +chandler,"dont say richard! well, if theyre not monicas and theyre not yours, then whose are they?",rachel,"well, i think youre forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.",1 +ross,"yeah, i’m just gonna grab my coat. and uh, and my whip. y’know because of the indiana jones? not-not because i’m-i’m into s&m. i’m not-i’m not into anything weird. y’know? just-just normal sex. so, i’m gonna grab my coat.",rachel,"so, you had a good day huh? big commission; picked up a daddy.",1 +monica,what about all the guys that youve got the phone numbers from? why dont you just kiss one of them?,rachel,oh my god. youre on days of our lives.,0 +ross,"huh? oh, i got this——this!",rachel,a pajmena?,1 +monica,"oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!",rachel,really.,1 +ross,"i uhm... well, i sang... well actually i rapped... baby got back...",rachel,i hate pottery barn too. they kicked me out of there just because i sat on a bed!,0 +joey,"okay, really good. anyway i gotta go; i’m late for work.",rachel,we want you to marry her!,0 +phoebe,shh! get me out of here.,rachel,oh.,1 +chandler,how’s your room rach?,rachel,everything’s ruined. my bed. my clothes. look at my favorite blue sweater.,1 +chandler,"yeah, can i get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a coke——diet coke.",rachel,i bet this will work!,0 +ross,men. i guy i know.,rachel,"well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is gay.",1 +ross,"okay, have fun! wooo!!",rachel,"come on see, she doesn’t look that bad.",1 +phoebe,"that wasn’t a date! that was, that was just friends getting together… having sex.",rachel,that doesnt matter! were talking about the foundation of our friendship.,0 +ross,"oohh, 23. which is what we play to at this casino! you win 10 dollars!",rachel,"okay. well, if thats how you feel about it, fine! none of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! except uh, you pheebs. you can live in the thumb.",0 +ross,"ohh, heres that macadamia nut!",rachel,ohhh!!,1 +chandler,"yeah! its a stupid job, and i could not stand leaving you. and why should i be the only one who doesnt get to do what he *really* wants to do?",rachel,do you wanna do it at the same time?,0 +gavin,"hey, youve been here five years, you figure it out.",rachel,"fine, i will. alright, fill me in!",1 +chandler,"interesting, cause in my dreams, im allways surprisingly inadequate.",rachel,i just got off the phone with my sister.,0 +chandler,but you come first!,rachel,im there!,1 +the doctor,"this isnt your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.",rachel,you brought a carrot?!,1 +dr. green,oh come on! don’t be such a baby!,rachel,oh shoot! maybe next time. thanks for a lovely evening.,0 +monica,you okay?,rachel,"dr. richard burke is out of town. dr. timothy burke, his son, will see you now.",0 +joey,yep! theres always room for jell-o…,rachel,"joey, how do you make that dirty?",1 +monica,damn! its empty!,rachel,why are you mad at me?,0 +ross,"you were incredible! brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.",rachel,is this?!,0 +chandler,"yes, i realise that.",rachel,"i dont know, i mean, hes a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways i think he is so right for me, its just... i hate that guy!",0 +joshua,"man, i could really flash somebody in this thing.",rachel,"oh no-no, no-no, they don’t want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.",1 +monica,"yes, we are.",rachel,"and chandler, you’re gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know raquel can’t be late.",1 +monica,i guess they’re back from their date.,rachel,and based on the fact that mr. geller is intravenous drug user.,0 +phoebe,not after this!,rachel,"okay, you guys, just relax. i doooo.",1 +ross,"yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. it was... it was like uhm... only... only not creepy.",rachel,"oh hey rachel, sweetheart? you have got to tell the post office that you have moved. okay? we are still getting all your bills and stuff.",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,what?!,1 +monica,bye boots—wait! half off?!,rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,"no, i havent seen him.",rachel,"joey, honey, they dont know what theyre talking about.",0 +monica,"rachel, say that im friends with her, we spend some time together. is that so terrible?",rachel,yes.,1 +ross,"you know what, im sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! ah!! that thing gets hot!!",rachel,"you know, ross, just keep making your jokes. how are you gonna feel if we actually do win?",1 +monica,still get a discount on wedding dresses?,rachel,i have a problem.,0 +ross,what the hell are you doing? you scared the crap outta me.,rachel,"well, he’s never coming back! okay? you just cost me eight dollars a week!",0 +phoebe,"ok, um, we havent known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. one, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, i never lie, and three, i make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.",rachel,"ok, thanks pheebs oh my god, why have i never tasted these before?!",1 +monica,"well, you guys have been friends forever. remember the first time that you kissed ross? how weird that was? you couldnt stop laughing? you got through that.",rachel,"ok, thats true. thats true, we can do this. youre right, youre right, we can do this. were just gonna power through!",1 +joey,"no-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. my youngest sister, dina, she’s really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, y’know, to give her some advice.",rachel,i guess i can talk to one of my supervisors…,1 +joey,"what? rachel, listen, have you ever heard of fortunata fashions?",rachel,"and the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.",0 +phoebe,"ok, then maybe itll be, uhm...",rachel,"dude, wheres my car?",1 +phoebe,its…,rachel,"ive had a very long, hard day.",0 +monica,no.,rachel,those aren’t eleven and a half.,0 +monica,that place in vermont? you can take a hint!,rachel,"bet you wish i was having an affair now, huh? time lapse",0 +phoebe,are you kidding?,rachel,"were still going at the game, right?",0 +amy,"old? yeah! but he travels a lot, so hes hardly ever there.",rachel,"sweety, i gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...",1 +phoebe,"well, it’s better than us deciding.",rachel,"oh, come on! this is crazy! can’t we just flip a coin?!",1 +monica,no.,rachel,"yes you do. you think of it as your apartment, and im just somebody who rents a room.",1 +dr. miller,"almost! but first, we gotta start.",rachel,whats with her?,0 +dr. franzblau,im gonna go check up on your friend.,rachel,"ohh, ohh, lorne green?",0 +ross,"its just, its, its me. you, you know ive only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. so now ive got myself all psyched out, you know, and its become, like this, this thing and i. . . well, you just must think im weird.",rachel,"no, no, no, no i dont think its weird, i think, i think umm, in fact, in fact you know what i think?",1 +joey,holden mcgroin.,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"rachel! well, you-you’re not at home, you’re-you’re-you’re right here.",rachel,"yeah i know, and i bet you thought it would be weird. but it’s not!",1 +monica,"dont get too attached, shes having it cremated.",rachel,"david the scientist guy, david that i was in love with, david who went to russia and broke my heart david!",0 +amy,"you know what? when i moved in here i thought: this is gonna be so great. just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid jill... oh! who has gotten fat by the way...",rachel,seriously?,1 +chandler,"yknow, we dont have to watch this. weekend at bernies is on showtime, hbo, and cinemax.",rachel,"no way, forget it.",1 +monica,"all right rachel, you sweep behind, i’ll pitch it to you, you throw it down field to phoebe. all right. break.",rachel,thank you! break!,1 +ross,"hey emma. oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? she can barely see. .",rachel,"oh, good, joeys home now.",0 +susan,"honey, relax. ross is great with him. dont look so surprised. im a lovely person.",rachel,"oh, this is so cute.",1 +ross,"sure, what’s up?",rachel,"oh, sorry. i meant chandler.",1 +monica,"no it’s not! you want it, you’re gonna have to win it!",rachel,"all right, so are we not having dinner at all?",1 +the salesman,"ohh, okay. something didnt quite add up there.",rachel,nothing!,0 +tag,what did you say?!,rachel,why? why do i have to learn?,0 +monica,"all right, hes keys are in the drawer. yknow what? i also need some cash.",rachel,okay. but the question is who’s gonna go first. ‘cause whoever goes second is the bitch.,0 +phoebe,"give her a break, its hard being on your own for the first time.",rachel,thank you.,1 +phoebe,the coins have finally forgiven me!,rachel,"well y’know what? i hope monica forgives you after you throw her, her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower!",1 +monica,"ya know what, i think im gonna go to my room and read cosmo, maybe theres something helpful in there. know what, at least maybe i can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover cristmas candles.",rachel,"i dont know, you tell me. one minute im holding ben like a football, the next thing i know, ive got two kids, im living in scarsdale complaining about the taxes.",1 +phoebe,"okay, from the top, people!",rachel,"listen. sudden change of plans. my maternity leave just ended. they told me that if i didnt come back today, they were gonna fire me.",1 +ross,we live together. you’re having our baby. i’m not gonna see anybody else. are you-are you sure you don’t want something more?,rachel,"wow! i don’t know, maybe. i’m…",1 +tag,"it’s just not really who i am. yknow, i’ve always been happier when…why am i telling you this? you don’t care about this stuff.",rachel,"i know, let’s rest and drink lots of fluids.",0 +ross,"rach, i told you, you cant call him every time any little thing comes up.",rachel,"yeah well, not anymore i cant. he fired us! what are we gonna do? we have to find a pediatrician. wait wait, monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. what was his name?",1 +monica,oh thats an eye removal machine.,rachel,bamn! there you go! huh?,0 +joey,"everything is upside down here! it rains all day long, nobody watches tv and ross is famous!",rachel,"umm, well, he’s…",0 +ross,bye.,rachel,"no no, seriously, chandler and i were just talkin about this.",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,"honey, both yours.",0 +paul,"oh, i couldn’t eat now.",rachel,what?! wait! what are you talking about?! you love their kung pao chicken!,1 +ross,"no rach! come on! no-no! yeah, i’m sure we won’t get arrested for this.",rachel,"hi officer, was i going a little too fast?",1 +phoebe,you guys you really should get rid of those animals. they shouldn’t be living in an apartment.,rachel,hey.,0 +ross,i got it at pottery barn!! okay?!,rachel,"well, technically it seven billion years ago…",0 +ross,stay away!,rachel,yes!,0 +joey,i will be doing a dramatic reading of one of emma’s books.,rachel,"oh, ok, which one?",1 +chandler,"here, here!",rachel,you cant move. you just... you just cant.,1 +monica,i saved you a seat.,rachel,sick-sick-sick-sick.,1 +ross,"i think its the sugar, could you hold the apple?",rachel,hi!,1 +joey,"well, who knew? pharmacists are fun.",rachel,"i know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.",1 +joshua,"yeah-yeah, it’s this huge place, and-and it’s got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. what do you say?",rachel,"youre kidding! oh, i love him.",0 +monica,"you guys havent gotten your presents yet? tomorrows christmas eve, whatre ya gonna do?",rachel,ooh! a salami buddy!,0 +joey,"okay, the ring fell on the floor and i went down to pick it up and you thought i was proposing.",rachel,"yeah, but you said, will you marry me?",1 +ross,"ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. it’s one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. oop, oh yeah!",rachel,"all right, and umm…",0 +joey,so...,rachel,im not crying about that! im crying about something that happened at work.,0 +joey,"umm, can you do me a favor? i was talkin’ to my sister and she knows you work at ralph lauren…",rachel,okay.,0 +barry,"thanks, bernice. lets go away this weekend.",rachel,"oh, barry..! come on, this is all way too..",1 +phoebe,for how long?,rachel,"eight weeks. i mean i love my mother, but my god, a long lunch with her is taxing.",1 +ross,"sweetie, don’t worry you’ll get picked. chandler.",rachel,ross!,1 +ross,monica told me you had a blind date.,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"yeah, and-and thank you for emily.",rachel,"come on, man! just-just take the sweats off. okay? just take ‘em off and we’ll have some fun.",0 +joey,"yeah. why—yeah, that would work for ya…",rachel,"all right, i gotta go to bed. honey, i had such a wonderful time.",1 +chandler,well what is wrong with me? am i .. am i incomptent? because i managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!,rachel,oh my god!,0 +ross,at least i know shes not going out with me to get into r rated movies.,rachel,i dont know. theyre so perfect for each other; its crazy.,0 +chandler,if only there was something in your head to control the things you say.,rachel,"great! well, it was nice meeting all of you.",0 +monica,you said your boss wants to buy your baby?!,rachel,its so nice to see you! both of you! look at me. look how young i look! (gives her coat to monica as,0 +ross,"sure, you want to go upstairs? ",rachel,um look i was thinking.. if its ok with monica i would like to invite amy to thanksgiving.,1 +erin,"hi. i don’t mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?",rachel,would you like some pancakes?,1 +monica,i know why!,rachel,no you don’t know why!,1 +ross,"well, the lighting was okay.",rachel,"ah, yeah. we had a really good talk.",0 +joanna,"because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.",rachel,call her! call her now!,1 +joey,"wow, it’s really long.",rachel,"anyway, ralph just came in to tell me that he’s so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.",1 +ross,"come on rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?",rachel,god!,0 +chandler,"oh, come on! i don’t care! come on! whose is it?",rachel,"okay. well, it was great meeting you. and uh rachel, i-i don’t think i’ll be calling you because umm, y’know you’ve gotten weird. take care you guys.",0 +ross,"hey! uh, phoebe’s not here is she?",rachel,yuck!,0 +chandler,"you, touching yourself, out!",rachel,wow. she does that a lot!,1 +jennifer,"lisa’s laugh though…there’s—it’s so infectious. it’s one of those things…just forget about it. once it starts, it’s all gone.",rachel,"no y’know, i don’t want to switch! come on! i can throw wet paper towels here!",1 +ross,hey.,rachel,"hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? did-did you like that part?",0 +tag,what contracts?,rachel,"oh no yeah, no phoebe is great, but umm im an idiot look right before you guys went out i accidentally got her all upset.",0 +monica,"uh, yeah.",rachel,do you?,0 +joey,"no-no, i can’t! i can’t! not after the other night, it’s just it’s…too weird, okay? don’t tell her i’m here! don’t eat that!",rachel,lillys dead. frank sr.: she what?!,0 +joey,a year?!,rachel,"rach, you cant call people at three in the morning.",0 +chandler,arent you...?,rachel,"yeah, rachel. and this is ross sister, monica. we met at thanksgiving. .",1 +emily,"hello ross? its emily. i know this is out of the blue but uh, im getting married tomorrow. well, maybe i am. i keep thinking about you and im wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. are you thinking about me? of course youre not, but if you are, call me tonight. okay, bye.",rachel,oh. oh!,1 +chandler,it doesnt matter. i just dont want to be one of those guys thats in his office until twelve oclock at night worrying about the wenus.,rachel,... the wenus?,1 +monica,rachel! i’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!,rachel,was it my work? were they mad? was it jack? did he yell?!,0 +chandler,"uhh, yeah. she uh, she uh, she uh mightve mentioned him.",rachel,"so mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?",1 +joey,"well, i know whats the matter with me.",rachel,"no, i mean with us, you know. i mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?",1 +monica,that’s not totally true.,rachel,ross!!!,0 +ross,surely you can think of something good.,rachel,"yeah, just give me a minute! oh well, yes, i can think of one good thing.",1 +chandler,this guy invented moss 865! every office in the world uses that program!,rachel,we use it!!,1 +phoebe,monica! that’s not right! start with where.,rachel,"well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh i had just got home from work and ross was already there ‘cause i guess he had been hanging out with joey.",1 +ross,hey... theres sensitive... and there is too sensitive.,rachel,king?,0 +melissa,"okay. well, it was great meeting you. and uh rachel, i-i don’t think i’ll be calling you because umm, y’know you’ve gotten weird. take care you guys.",rachel,"what?! wait a minute! no wait a minute! okay? look, that night was the one wild thing i have ever done in my entire life, and i’m not gonna let you take that away from me! okay, so if you don’t remember that, maybe you will remember this!",1 +ross,"i was kinda, supposed to be on tv tonight for the discovery channel.",rachel,"i’m afraid i’m going to have to ask you to step aside, miss.",0 +joey,ill treat you real nice.,rachel,i take it.,0 +phoebe,that doesn’t lock does it?,rachel,"oh, joey! sorry!",1 +ross,"what? no! no! i am not gonna hide it from phoebe—ooh, although i did get some great pottery barn sheets!",rachel,"ooo! oh, i forgot they made sheets!",1 +joey,"rach, you’re killin’ us here, will ya serve the dessert already? those drunken dancers are waiting!",rachel,"look at it, isn’t it beautiful?",1 +monica,i am good. i finished my book.,rachel,"oh yeah, what’s it about?",1 +ross,oh no!!,rachel,jenny! that is so jenny!,0 +ross,"yeah, thanks.",rachel,"and so i had a lot of work to do so ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. and then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere ross comes on to me.",1 +ross,"ah i had a little thing with joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.",rachel,"oh no ross! this is not good, we have to talk about this joey thing. please sit. you have got to get over this joey thing, okay? i never really wanted to marry joey, okay?",1 +phoebe,"no, which one? the right or left? cause the left one is lucky...",rachel,"cmon, you guys, whatre we gonna do, whatre we gonna do?",1 +chandler,"yes, and this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?",rachel,oh god.,1 +chandler,"uh, hey!",rachel,whats going on?,1 +the teacher,"well, go ahead rachel.",rachel,"uh, thank you phoebe. umm, well, what struck me most when reading jane eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.",1 +chandler,okay. you won’t believe what monica’s older brother just said to me!,rachel,"whoa! okay. yeah well, who-who was in world war i?",0 +joey,chandler... hey... rach... whats hugsy doin in the crib with emma?,rachel,"she was just crawling around and she found him, so i just let her sleep with him. thats all right? isnt it?",1 +joey,"uh, yeah but uh, i may have said those things before but, i never truly meant them. until now.",rachel,that’s a line from the show too!,1 +ross,what? what?!,rachel,i can’t believe we live here!,0 +ross,hi. i’m ross geller. i live in the building.,rachel,ok...ay.,0 +monica,"okay. phoebe that’s it. come on, get out—out of the chair. get",rachel,"no-no! i’m fine. it’s just… hey, can i ask you something?",0 +ross,"you know? come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like!",rachel,"wiener, wiener wiener, wiener!!!",1 +monica,very!,rachel,"i know, isnt he great? its so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, yknow? theres nothing boring about him, and ah, i bet hes never set foot in a museum.",1 +chandler,"okay, so you both just know this stuff?",rachel,"well you know, after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on.",1 +monica,nooo!,rachel,hey. got a second?,1 +monica,"look, i know that youre in a place right now where you really need to hate julies guts, but she didnt do anything wrong. i mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. i really think that if you gave her a chance, youd like her. would you just give that a chance, for me?",rachel,what is it?,0 +ross,"no-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island.",rachel,"well, that’s pretty much all i’m looking for from these people.",0 +ross,"im sorry, rachel, this is charlie wealer, shes a collegue.",rachel,which one?,0 +ross,but having a dove place the ring on your finger would’ve been no problem?,rachel,it was really fun being married to you tonight.,1 +phoebe,monica and chandler said that you were having so much fun here. and apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.,rachel,phoebe?,1 +richard,that might be fun.,rachel,what were you thinking?!,1 +amy,"thank you. ive got to admit, emma does look cute.",rachel,did you just say emma?,1 +monica,"well, yknow how i always wanted to go out with chip matthews in high school?",rachel,um-hmm.,1 +all,"absolutely, yeah!",rachel,it was totally flirting. somebody got a haircut,0 +paul,no.,rachel,all right!,1 +joey,what?,rachel,"ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? ha!",0 +charlie,theres a third guy?,rachel,tip of the iceberg.,1 +phoebe,another amazing find! wow! oh i bet this has a great story too!,rachel,what?! ow!,0 +all,"cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut...",rachel,yknow what? i think we can just leave it at that. its kinda like a symbolic gesture...,1 +joey,"uh, boat rope.",rachel,oh my god!,0 +chandler,"oh yeah, yeah! look what i got, look what i got. see, shes fully dressed, right?",rachel,a film in guadalajara!,0 +barry,"so, how ya doin?",rachel,im- uh- im okay... you look great!,1 +ross,a donation has been made in your name to the new york city ballet. -- how did you know?,rachel,wha... are you kidding? i cant return this.,1 +phoebe,"i know. i know, what’s her number?",rachel,"no-no-no, its just a bit sudden. no, its great. okay? im totally on board. i love you too, all righty. bye.",0 +phoebe,"um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.",rachel,my mommies love me. thats clever.,0 +chandler,do you think he’ll ever forgive me?,rachel,of course he will! but chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!,1 +amy,i decorated dads office.,rachel,glad i could help man.,0 +melissa,"of course i remember our kiss. i think about it all the time. i can still hear the coconuts knockin’ together i… i just didn’t want to tell you ‘cause i didn’t think that you’d return my love, and now that you have…",rachel,whoa! whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! whoa! whoa!,1 +woman,"oooh, that sounded like a bad one.",rachel,"look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? it’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. you’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! that’s the kind of strength that i want in the man that i love!",0 +ross,"so, what? thats it?",rachel,where the hell have you been?,0 +joey,"rach, there is a decent place to…",rachel,and your lap does not count! okay? come on help me move this.,1 +paul,ross!,rachel,oh my god ross! what in heaven’s name are you doing here?,1 +joey,"no! no. don’t do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.",rachel,what-what ‘cha doin’?,0 +chandler,"well, i have a girlfriend, i’m-i’m happy. so, i no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.",rachel,"okay! no accountants. oh, and no one from like legal. i don’t like guys with boring jobs.",1 +ross,"so the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?",rachel,"now, over to chandler.",0 +amy,"you know what? ever since i got here, you have been nothing but negative.",rachel,"ohh! oh my. oh, that reminds me, i have to see my ob-gyn today.",0 +ross,"so, we’re off.",rachel,have fun!,1 +phoebe,"ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing.",rachel,yeah.,1 +all,ohh!,rachel,"here, here!",0 +tag,gotcha. thanks again for meeting with me.,rachel,what?!,0 +ross,"oh, oh my god, is this the wrong day? i dont believe it, uh, well, hey, i guess if it works out well, well have something to tell the grandkids.",rachel,"yeah, i know, frank. i counted them when they were coming out of my area. frank jr.: sometimes i think that.. oh, no, no, no, i cant say it, its too horrible. no.",0 +ross,"that’s right good things, that-that is what i said.",rachel,and protected them from a tornado?,0 +ross,"uh actually, we-we’ve narrowed it down to two names.",rachel,"yeah, and y’know what? i love them both, so why don’t you just pick one and that’ll be it.",1 +nurse,hi!,rachel,"tomorrow night it is then, i should be out of court by six. they keep",0 +ross,"ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? im fine, im fine.",rachel,are you sure?,1 +monica,that’s not totally true.,rachel,what?,1 +emily,"good night, it was very nice to meet you all.",rachel,"they gave him a lot of medication, ok? he wouldnt even know if you were there. look, well go see him first thing in the morning, ok?",0 +ross,are you jealous?,rachel,"and he’s, he’s a total stranger?",0 +phoebe,"wait, rach! wheres the other one?",rachel,that-that’s bad?,0 +ross,"well, what was it?",rachel,can i just say how much i appreciate you coming with me. when we get to tulsa im taking you for a great dinner at slim pickings. so cheesy? whole hog? its going to be tough to keep kosher in tulsa.,0 +ross,"i was kinda, supposed to be on tv tonight for the discovery channel.",rachel,oh my god!,1 +chandler,yes!,rachel,why?,1 +joey,"nothing, why?",rachel,good morning rachel.,0 +monica,"oh, youre welcome for the party. im glad youre having a good time.",rachel,beam me up jesus.,0 +chandler,"oh, well give me the phone then.",rachel,"come on, this isn’t funny. she thinks it’s my fault that you haven’t called her. you have to call her!",1 +ross,"ah, yeah. we had a really good talk.",rachel,yeah.,0 +chandler,tonight? you-you didnt say it was going to be at nighttime.,rachel,but why?!,0 +gavin,i thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant tag.,rachel,"that is totally different for two reasons. one - i didnt know that you knew that. and two, i wasnt some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.",1 +mark,clever. so how are you?,rachel,"oh, is that against the rules?",0 +ross,yeah...,rachel,"yeah! im going to paris. thank you, ross!",1 +monica,"yes. yes, i was. a guy. from work. im seeing a guy from work! ha!",rachel,"yeah, there you go!",0 +phoebe,"there he goes, your fianc�e.",rachel,i guess so.,1 +phoebe,you guys! you guys! you dont have to fight over her anymore. whoever doesnt get gladys gets glynnis.,rachel,i want gladys!,1 +gavin,what?,rachel,i was giving you an appology and you were totally checking her out!,1 +joey,is that a sandwich?!,rachel,well obviously this is a mistake! you can’t be pregnant! because you have to have sex to get pregnant!,0 +chandler,so i guess we wear swimsuits in here! ending credits,rachel,"well joey, i hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.",1 +chandler,i’ll be in there.,rachel,"joey, i’m really sorry that i lied to you. i was just trying to make things…",1 +ross,yes?,rachel,just so you know... with us... its never off the table.,1 +chandler,i’m not your garbage man. i’m your mailman.,rachel,monica look! look-look-look! here is that table that i ordered.,1 +monica,"oh my god, i wrecked your baby!!",rachel,he’s fine!,0 +ross,oh my god. its like sophies choice.,rachel,"oh god. what about you, joe? what would you give up, sex or food?",1 +chandler,does south oregon have a sports-team? there you go.,rachel,"look, i, yknow, i dont mind taking it slow, i like him a lot, yknow hes really interesting and hes really sweet and why wont he give it up?",0 +tag,"look rachel, i know what you’re going through. i’m totally freaked about turning 25.",rachel,"get out, get out of my apartment.",1 +joanna,"and rachel shouldn’t have any problem with that. the only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what i mean.",rachel,i love working with designers!,1 +mark,no. and i don’t think i’m gonna want to.,rachel,"look, dont you think that will be a little weird?",0 +danny,i had a really nice time tonight.,rachel,does it look like a urinal?,0 +joey,man! when you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby i figured it was something about maternity leave.,rachel,ohh! yeah! yeah that-that would’ve been a much simpler problem.,1 +ross,because i folded it up and put in my pants pocket. do you...do you not look there?,rachel,"wh-wh-what are you doing here? (she tries to pull her shirt down to cover the rachel: well, i was actually—i-i came over here to-to borrow this lamp. to umm, look at my books, yknow, see them a little better.",0 +monica,"uh, rach, its the visa card people.",rachel,"oh, god, ask them what they want.",1 +monica,"oh my god, i was thinking four.",rachel,"okay, im the baby.",0 +chandler,thats right.,rachel,you-youre not wearing a jacket.,1 +ross,it really was.,rachel,try to understand!,0 +ross,"anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.",rachel,shhh!! please! what’s he saying?,0 +ross,"really like those macadamia nuts, huh?",rachel,nope!,1 +ross,a bit of a daredevil are we?,rachel,"oh, you caught me. i am so busted.",0 +ross,"just, yknow out.",rachel,"no you’re not, you’re wondering which cushion it is.",0 +phoebe,"its not even that. i used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now its like, its just all about the money.",rachel,"well, people missed you in there. and in fact, there was actually a request for smelly cat.",1 +ross,"wait, did you get to the part about his huge throbbing pens? tell ya, you dont wanna be around when he starts writing with those!",rachel,oh! youre awake!,0 +joey,oh hey rach!,rachel,oh.,0 +joey,that sketch you mentioned? might it have looked a little something like this?,rachel,oh my god! joey!,1 +chandler,uh-oh.,rachel,okay. let’s bring it in.,0 +mrs. green,oh rachel!,rachel,"i loved this place! to tell you the truth, i wish i didnt have to move.",0 +monica,tea gives phoebe the trots.,rachel,"so i thought joey and i would be okay once we hung out, but it’s not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.",1 +ross,i dont get a goodbye?,rachel,"that’s impossible! i mean we have had a deal for years! we-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.",0 +monica,jody!,rachel,you were with julie?,1 +ross,"come here. listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, i mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.",rachel,"oh, ross...",1 +ross,"no need to point, she knows who ross is.",rachel,so you were in an i hate rachel club?,1 +phoebe,"rachel, calm down!",rachel,"okay. i’m sorry. you’re right, you’re right.",1 +phoebe,"hey rach, you wanna get some coffee?",rachel,oh this is great! i might actually get to play bens dad!,0 +joey,more embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (rachel just looks at,rachel,really?,0 +joey,"oh, no!",rachel,"im not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. right?",1 +phoebe,"i just feel so, uhh.....",rachel,all right!!,1 +monica,"wendy, we had a deal! yeah, you promised! wendy! wendy! wendy!",rachel,"alright, well share.",0 +ross,"hey, you’re right.",rachel,mar-klan.,0 +receptionist,have a seat through the glass doors.,rachel,"oh she misunderstood, she thought she was moving to tulsa.",0 +ross,rachel?,rachel,mm. unless we go with a different dress?,0 +ross,"i won’t date. i’ll uh, i’ll be here, with you, all the time.",rachel,oh dear god!,0 +joey,"ah! okay, well then you don’t judge me. i’m gonna suck on the",rachel,"oh, thank you.",0 +mrs. green,oh look.,rachel,wow!,1 +chandler,that is lucky.,rachel,"uhm... a penis model. anyway, hey... did you tell chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy youve ever met?",0 +jill,and y’know what i said to him? i’m gonna hire a lawyer and i’m gonna sue you and take all your money. then i’m gonna cut you off!,rachel,hi .,0 +monica,"well, i mean i guess there is no harm in putting my name down.",rachel,"well, not unless its got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now im a dehydrating maniac!",0 +phoebe and rachel,"oh no, yeah.",rachel,"jo-joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? umm, i kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, she’s not lookin’ for a serious relationship.",1 +tag,im okay. i gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.,rachel,wash your hands!!!,0 +ross,rach?,rachel,ow! ow!,1 +gunther,"...and after you’ve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....",rachel,then why are you laughing?,0 +dina,do you ever worry that you’ll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?,rachel,so i was right. this is what it feels like to be right. it’s oddly unsettling.,0 +chandler,about what?,rachel,"when she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that i let you out, and that i was in here, and i’m gonna get fired!",1 +phoebe,"well, if you don’t want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.",rachel,are you still mad at us?,0 +phoebe,are you moving out?,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"wh-wh-what line? the line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, dude, don’t you ever was your face?",rachel,"ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. what happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?",0 +chandler,hey rach! there she is...my perfectly proportioned wife.,rachel,dont look at me i never get his jokes.,1 +monica,where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?,rachel,"oh, oh, oh, i’ll get ‘rainy day bear’!!",1 +joshua,"i’m sorry, i, i just need a little time.",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,we forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.,rachel,"oh no! it could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?",0 +paul,"honey, we don’t have any bears here.",rachel,"well, okay. would-would you get me a diet coke?",1 +ross,im here.,rachel,"man, were gonna rock that asian student union!",0 +ross,"hey! hey, look! ugly naked guys back!",rachel,i havent seen him in so long!,1 +ross,hey are you getting monica and chandler an engagement present?,rachel,"hey, you guys!",0 +dr. franzblau,"i dont know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, shes doing great. so, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?",rachel,"no, no, not at the moment, no, im not. are you?",1 +joey,i said no.,rachel,"but they shouldnt happen, you know what, youre, youre in a terrible, terrible business. oh god, i dont wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.",0 +joey,is it back in the cage?,rachel,ennnh.,0 +ross,look i was going to tell you!,rachel,when?! after the birth of our first secret child?! ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.,1 +all,no! why?,rachel,"god joey, this is taking forever!",0 +ross,"well, im so excited about this.",rachel,okay.,0 +monica,make me rich!!,rachel,"joey, look at me! im a nurse!",0 +ross,"i picked up the divorce papers. uh, i’ve already signed everything and i put little ‘x’s where you need to sign.",rachel,how did you know?,0 +phoebe,i can say i told you so but she’s kinda doing that for me.,rachel,"yeah, yeah but i am not sure about some of the bras i got.",0 +phoebe,"all right, stop it. now you’re just doing it to freak me out.",rachel,"wait a minute! i saw that! on the discovery channel, yeah! about jellyfish and how if you... ewwww!! you peed on yourself?!",0 +ross,"yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",rachel,"ahh, oh thats ok, i mean, hes probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. but, ya know, hes moved on. hey, that, thats the way it goes right.",0 +mr. zelner,"if i in any way implied that i wanted to buy your baby…i am sorry. okay? last week when i asked you when your due date was uh, i certainly did not mean that i felt that i was due your baby. yeah, i want to be very clear that i understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.",rachel,"well, as long as we are clear about that.",1 +phoebe,your own boat?,rachel,"hey-heeyyy - look at that, its a christmas miracle!",0 +chandler,hello...? have you seen joeys bat?,rachel,guys!?,0 +joey,"it’s not what you said. it’s the way you said it….oh my god, i’m a women!!!",rachel,i did but she doesn’t think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse kenny the copy guy with ralph lauren.,1 +dr. harad,oh fonzie.,rachel,hi. im monica.,0 +ross,that’s what?!,rachel,that is neither here nor there.,1 +ross,"oh, theyll like me. once they come to my awesome par-tay! okay, i gotta run. i gotta go get some nametags.",rachel,and that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.,1 +mr. zelner,"gavin, ralph loved your ideas.",rachel,"over here jack. ok. i see, rachels coming up the path. oh doesnt she",0 +ross,"okay look, there’s nothing to worry about. we have plenty of time. there’s a great baby furniture store on west 10th. tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. okay?",rachel,"well, yeah. yknow, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our moms worked on the barge together.",0 +ross,"i wanted this to work so much. i mean im still in there, changing his diapers, pickin his fleas... but hes just phoning it in. just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesnt love you back.",rachel,"its just that im sick of being a victim of this dick clark holiday. i say this year, no dates, we make a pact. just the six of us- dinner.",0 +phoebe,"ipan stripan, glupi glabi! and that is the swedish national anthem! thank you for asking!",rachel,"wow, ikea... what a rich culture. uhm, you know what? i have a friend who is a masseuse.",1 +monica,"hey, whats up?",rachel,i had a really nice time tonight.,0 +ross,not even once.,rachel,oh my god! you really want me to be the keynote speaker? thank you!,0 +ross,"and hey, heres to a lousy christmas.",rachel,"i don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! oh, by the way, phoebe called just as i was getting into nancy’s car, so if she asks you, i was at work all day.",0 +danny,take care.,rachel,just walking past the kitchen i saw 10 violations! im shutting this place down!,0 +danny,"dont go anywhere, ill be right back.",rachel,"yeah, sure. all right, whose court is the ball in now?",1 +ross,"it was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. front and back!! oh-oh-oh, and by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e means ‘you are,’ y-o-u-r means ‘your!’",rachel,yknow i can’t believe i even thought about getting back together again! we are so over!!,1 +monica,"ok, so youve done some good work! what about your carry-ons?",rachel,"because the more i drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.",0 +joey,aaand send!,rachel,hey! how was basketball?,1 +phoebe,"y’know rach, i think that, i think you should be monica’s made of honor.",rachel,you do? why?,1 +phoebe,what? you mean behind my back?,rachel,"oh! hi you guys, oh my god! you’ll never gonna believe happened to me today! i am sitting in my office and…",1 +ross,"ok, i have a question. well, actually, its not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",rachel,"yeah. thats okay, right?",0 +joshua,what’s up? you’re voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.,rachel,"yeah, all right, it’s a date.",0 +phoebe,"oh no, the mendels, they hate all living things, right?",rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,oh no!,rachel,no!!!,0 +monica,"so, maybe i am a little high maintenance. and maybe rachel is a little bit of a pushover. but you know what we decided you are?",rachel,"yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, phoebe, are flaky.",1 +monica,just go get some! go!,rachel,"okay honey, now im gonna try to listen from right here!",1 +monica,that is not true!,rachel,so.,0 +chandler,are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? or…,rachel,"i don’t know. what do you mean last night? nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.",1 +phoebe,rachel?,rachel,yeah?,1 +chandler,never!,rachel,you never come into this office again!,1 +chandler,i’m going to need a bigger boat.,rachel,"okay, a couple months late on the lecture, ross.",1 +tag,it’s my sister.,rachel,good yeah just be honest with him.,0 +ross,oh when you beeped me i was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.,rachel,"okay rach-rach-rach look at me, look at me, everything’s gonna be fine, trust me. okay. take my hand. here we go. oww crushing bones!",0 +ross,no anchovies.,rachel,they’ve been quiet for a long time.,0 +ross,this is weird for me!,rachel,maybe we finish this for him! also i cloned a dinosaur in my lab. shes now my girlfriend. i dont care what society says. its the best sex ive ever had... aaand send!,0 +phoebe,no! oh! you’re alive! you’re alive!,rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,"oh... mikes sister just invited me to a party tonight, hes gonna be there. and she was like oh, dont worry! i asked him. hes totally ok with seeing you!. so now i have to go so hell think that im totally ok with seeing him!",rachel,yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?,0 +amy,"you didnt want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. then, i tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws and suddenly i am the bad guy?",rachel,"joey, where are those bags?",1 +ross,events from around the globe.,rachel,"okay. uhh, ross, yknow what, theres something that i-that i have to talk to you about and everybodys saying that i shouldnt tell you, but i think theyre wrong. i mean, and you know how people can be wrong.",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",0 +joey,wait a minute. that sounds a little familiar! did they already do that one? ‘cause i think i read it!,rachel,"okay look, chandler, if this you have got to listen! you’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?",0 +phoebe,"okay, lets go running!",rachel,"oh, he was this cab driver we had in london.",0 +chandler,im sorry!,rachel,"sur-surprise him? were not, were not gonna make anybody mad are we?",0 +phoebe,why?,rachel,"oh! oh, god!",0 +chandler,"because, i-i should’ve called! y’know if i had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would’ve gone out with nick, and they would’ve ended up in bed together. i threw her at his man nipples!",rachel,"honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.",1 +phoebe,not a good day for birds...,rachel,"then we took a walk down to bendalls, and i told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of chanel...",1 +ross,"well, that just leaves the big green poker machine, who owes fifteen...",rachel,"ok, um, hi, hello, hi, ok, so, um, this is a song about a love triangle between three people that i made up. um, its called, um, two of them kissed last night.",0 +chandler,"yeah well, too bad we’re gonna have to return them.",rachel,return them?! shh! they’re gonna hear you!,1 +monica,what?,rachel,"i know, they’re gonna be so happy together.",0 +chandler,that’s awesome! that’s great! what made you do it?!,rachel,"well, it’s a long story, but umm i broke joey’s chair…",1 +ross,"she sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo vette.",rachel,"joey, you don’t have too!",0 +joey,yeah you did.,rachel,"no! umm well, some people say that oysters are an aphrodisiac.",0 +phoebe,"okay, i have a wedgie.",rachel,"okay, that is all you.",1 +joanna,"no-ho-ho! yeah. i mean, no-no-no-no-no, don’t you worry, i’m sure with your qualifications you won’t need to sleep with some guy to get that job. although, i might need some convincing.",rachel,"well, i, umm…",1 +phoebe,ooh.,rachel,"i got married! could someone get me a coat, im freaking freezing.",0 +monica,"umm, okay. if it’s a boy it’s daniel.",rachel,and if it’s a girl?,1 +ross,"but work comes first! oh hey, but that’s sad about you though, what happened? burn out? burn all out, did ya?",rachel,"nooo, he’s leaving for a better job.",1 +joey,"guys! guys!! you gotta let me nap! ugh, i’m gonna get cranky!",rachel,"joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!",1 +ross,"oh, major shampoo explosion!",rachel,"uh, look ross, this really isnt easy.",1 +dr. green,what do you need help for?,rachel,what happened to the library?,0 +ross,is that so?,rachel,"oh my god! thats rachel naked! i cant look at that! i am looking at this. okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—unless she wants me to be looking at that. she knows im home. she knows i can see her. what kind of game is she playing? i think maybe someones lonely tonight. oh-ho, dr. geller! stop it! youre being silly! or, am i?",0 +ross,"hey, come on in.",rachel,"oh thank you. hey y’know, i’m so sorry to hear about you and elizabeth.",1 +joey,"well, it’s always nice to meet the fans.",rachel,ah!,1 +ross,uh-huh. what happened?,rachel,i made the mistake of telling him that i was pregnant.,1 +chandler,you didnt like that?,rachel,good-bye muscles!!,0 +amy,do you have a hair straightener?,rachel,um... hi.,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hey.,1 +joey,i gotta get the before shot!,rachel,"hi, pheebs? okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, shes not coming.",1 +monica,yo- hooo!,rachel,dude! what are yo—you trying to kill me?!,0 +monica,"yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. she thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.",rachel,"so, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? i mean, your dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don’t have to sell those cookies anymore.",0 +ross,for the love of god take it off!!,rachel,actually i did it ross. you remembered shockingly little of your own speech.,0 +janice,"i’m telling you rachel, listen to janice. they all say they’re gonna be there until they start their real family.",rachel,well i—that’s never gonna happen with ross.,1 +monica,wow! it’s like rachel in high school.,rachel,"okay, ah, see ya pheebs.",0 +ross,thank you.,rachel,yes.,1 +joey,what do you got there?,rachel,"and then chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. and well we drank too much…",0 +joey,"oh, wish me luck!",rachel,"ok, not that you need it but good...god!is that chase lassiter?hes straight, right?",1 +mark,why dont we have dinner tonight and talk about it?,rachel,great! ill call ya!,1 +joey,i didnt have to tell you that!! im stupider than jane rogers!!,rachel,"oh, thats why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??",1 +phoebe,oh hi ben—no!! don’t look at the machine!,rachel,"i’m sorry, i’m with a client right now.",0 +joey,she is?,rachel,remember i had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?,1 +monica,"the good stuff, huh?",rachel,"i must say this apartment, its, its, there are no words…",0 +phoebe,rachel has a new doll.,rachel,nothin’.,0 +chloe,morning!,rachel,"hi, it’s me. i’ve been trying to reach you all night. i feel awful. please, ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and mark. this whole break-up thing is just stupid.",1 +girl,trick or treat!,rachel,"hi! y’know what honey, we’re actually out of candy right now. but someone just went out to get some and i have been giving out money but i’m out of that too. hey, can i write you a check?",1 +chandler,why?,rachel,because i think i just heard her moving around in there.,1 +joey,"good, i uh, i saw a pretty big pigeon.",rachel,"well, i gotta get up early and it’s almost seven o’clock.",1 +chandler,"oh, yknow what? the last time joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.",rachel,ugh!,1 +all,i!,rachel,"yeah, she’s got to go back to london. but you know what? i’ve been prepared for this from the start. we both knew we had two weeks together, and that’s it. y’know.",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,"hi, sweetie!",1 +monica,joey is having a secret days of our lives party up on the roof!,rachel,what is the point of having them if we never use them?,0 +tag,i cant believe this!,rachel,"wait, we still have time to talk and they’re-theyre not even in the car yet! oh look, there they go, okay.",1 +ross,i-i-am—,rachel,ehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! my god!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!,1 +phoebe,i am soo dead.,rachel,"well, it’s not a part, no. i’m teaching acting for soap operas down at the learning extension.",0 +joey,"so uh listen, i think i’m gonna take off now.",rachel,"hey! you…can’t…leave joey! you agreed to buy that boat, all right?! that is a contract! and plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!",1 +ross,"okay, look, yesterday i wouldve even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day i have a near death experience. i mean, that-that has got to mean something!",rachel,i’m sorry about your date.,0 +russell,"hello, is ross there?",rachel,"look kibbles, bits. oh god, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of",0 +joey,but hes the same.,rachel,"joey, come on!",1 +ross,"mmm. oh, no-",rachel,sorry-,1 +ross,i have a bone to pick with you.,rachel,uh-oh.,1 +ross,"yeah. look, you dont, you dont talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.",rachel,not even with your best friend.,1 +joey,thanks.,rachel,oh my god! how long has she been crying?,1 +ross,thank you.,rachel,no way! ive been going to the guy for 12 years.,0 +phoebe,"oh, no, no, no, no. you know what, hes not into that stuff anymore. he quit for me.",rachel,rachel always cries!,0 +ross,"yknow, hey! you’re the one who ended it, remember?",rachel,"all right, phoebe get open. rachel, go long.",0 +phoebe,"yep, we shook on it. yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.",rachel,"oh, seriously?",1 +chandler,please let me stay on this side of the door.,rachel,"oh, it was... its complicated, you know? she... she was... eh... gay.",0 +monica,judy.,rachel,who?,1 +dr. franzblau,"no, no, really. i suppose its because i spend so much time, you know, where i do.",rachel,so what. so he drank a lot tonight.,0 +joey,"but plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad.",rachel,and so bad. i don’t even know what you’re talking about,1 +monica,"well no wait a minute that’s not true! no, what did, that was really sweet. and it kinda works out for the best.",rachel,so! stryker remoray huh? when do you want me to start?,0 +ross,"oh, i’m sure.",rachel,"chip! hi, it’s rachel. rachel green. yeah, umm, you left me a message. yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. monica geller. ohh.",1 +joey,"so, tell me. was it like you and chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and chandler?",rachel,hi!,0 +monica,we had a characturist!,rachel,"so, why wait til saturday, are you free tomorrow?",0 +phoebe,ohhh. thanks chandler theyre great!,rachel,"well chandler, what is this very weird, metal a z thing?",1 +ross,"and thank you, for that.",rachel,"oh, i-i-i understand all that, but it’s just—that was my puppy.",0 +dr. long,here she is!,rachel,right here?,0 +monica,what?,rachel,okay.,1 +gavin,im not sure.,rachel,well monica seems to think its because you have feelings for me.,1 +chandler,"i don’t care, this is our apartment! and they stole—you stole it—our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! and i am getting it back right now. i’m getting back right now!",rachel,"wow! look at this! he wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to hugo ligrens ring design. oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?",0 +ross,"i- i- i ca- i cant believe this. i mean, all i asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.",rachel,"i know, i know, im sorry-",1 +joey,she’s not even cold yet!,rachel,"but don’t you think rosita would’ve wanted you to move on? i mean y’know, she did always put…your comfort first.",1 +ross,"you know, theres nothing wrong with speaking correctly.",rachel,when you were little you slept through the grand——oh fffff….,0 +gunther,sorry. she thought you were somebody else.,rachel,what time is it?,1 +ross,"look, it was accident! okay? i-i feel bad that it happened, but i swear, i didn’t even watch it! anyway, here. i thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself.",rachel,thank you. what? you don’t want to see this do you?,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"all right look, y’know how-y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone really hot?",0 +ross,well look-look i’m not calling anybody! okay? it was like a million years ago!,rachel,i don’t care how long ago it was! you told people that i was half and half! y’know what? i just want to point out i never did anything to hurt you in high school.,1 +tag,"no, not my touchie.",rachel,what kind of an emergency?,0 +joshua,"i invested in this night-club and it’s opening tonight, would you like to come?",rachel,yeah! that would be great!,1 +phoebe,"hmm, they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore!",rachel,"oh no sweetie, no! this is my fault, i wasn’t clear! i’m really sorry. and listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? there’s absolutely no rush.",0 +paul,"elizabeth, what are you doing here?!",rachel,"carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, i asked, she told me.",0 +chandler,what’s going on?,rachel,"well, we were just talkin’ about you guys gettin’ married and how great it is.",1 +barry,whats the matter?,rachel,it was a project for one of the home ec classes.,0 +ross,is-isn’t it the best?,rachel,"oh, it’s the best! so, umm how’s monica?",1 +ross,"okay, can we just sign please?",rachel,"i’m tellin’ ya, he hasn’t moved since this morning.",0 +tag,"someone i can spoil, y’know?",rachel,"yeah, i don’t you should say that even when you’re healthy.",0 +chandler,what is the matter with you?,rachel,ugh!,1 +phoebe,"yeah! ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the von trapp family! only without the nazis. although that sounds kinda dull.",rachel,"oh, you guys, i cant believe this. but ill leave now, or im gonna miss my plane.",1 +joey,oh. oh.,rachel,joey…,1 +chandler,"because, i’m too afraid.",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,"no, listening! sit! y’know, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.",rachel,"yeah, come on! what’s going in on in there?",1 +ross,celebrities i’m allowed to sleep with.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?,rachel,"yeah, otherwise i’m not going.",1 +katie,"oh, thanks! thats so sweet!",rachel,what a bad idea!,0 +mr. zelner,"oh rachel, uhh…",rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"oh, thats it? a great idea! oh yeah.",rachel,"ah, well no, its just uh, me and wendy.",0 +joey,all that stuff you just said? i want that!,rachel,"hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. come dance.",0 +joey,"im so bored! stupid rain, we... we cant do anything.",rachel,"well, ive brought some books. we could read.",1 +phoebe,"hey! ooh, did you do it yet?",rachel,not yet.,1 +barry,"oh, way, way better than mindy.",rachel,"no, not that, i mean, what about you and mindy?",1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,hi ross!,1 +ross,hi.,rachel,who are you?,0 +joey,"come on who? who do you like? tell me. youre not getting away that easy. who do you like, who?",rachel,"joey, come on! it doesnt matter, you know, its not like anythings gonna happen.",1 +ross,"uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a paolo.",rachel,"no, i know, i know, and im sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.",1 +phoebe,"so, now, rach, this is a traditional english trifle, isn’t it?",rachel,"hey, hey... i can convince people to do anything, you know. i bet i can even get mike to do that thing. what is it?",0 +joey,oo...whats in the bag?,rachel,... phoebe...?,0 +phoebe,"yeah, yeah but i am not sure about some of the bras i got.",rachel,thanks!,0 +dr. franzblau,im gonna go check up on your friend.,rachel,ok. thats fine.,1 +chandler,"see, now, why would you assume that? just because were married? i will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. now, if youll excuse me, i have to get back to reading the obituaries.",rachel,oh! you assume because i was heavy thats the only way i could win something?,0 +ross,"okay, that’s a fire. oh yeah. oh yeah.",rachel,"excuse me, i’m sorry, i’m gonna have to call you back, i’ve got a schemp in my office. what are you doing?",1 +chandler,why to save your dignity my man.,rachel,"all right, i need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.",0 +phoebe,"ooh, god it looks bad.",rachel,"honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.",1 +monica,okay! all right! lets do it!,rachel,all right!,1 +ross,yeah?,rachel,"hey, you’re right.",0 +janice,"oh, i wish. no, you know he was just trying rosss hug and roll thing.",rachel,"you mean the—okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.",0 +ross,"sweetie, now i pick you.",rachel,you don’t pick me! you’re stuck with me!,1 +monica,how?,rachel,well guys tend to get naked before theyre gonna have sex.,1 +all,"oh, hey, dont do that! cut it out!",rachel,when you were little you slept through-through the grand canyon.,0 +ross,"look, i don’t know what you’re talking about, i am not a crazy, jealous person.",rachel,monica knows.,0 +amy,"yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!",rachel,i cant believe i ever even tried to help you. you are so beyond help.,1 +monica and phoebe,hey!,rachel,"you guys are gonna love meee! okay, check it out, thursday night, five tickets, calvin klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. okay, i said that out loud right?",1 +phoebe,"oh good, youre all up.",rachel,"oh, yeah, sure, it’s not mine anyway. it can with the pants.",0 +phoebe,"relax, it’s not like we’re forking.",rachel,oh that’s five ross. five women have had five babies! and i have had no babies! why doesn’t she want to come out?,1 +chandler,"yeah, i coulda counted to three like four times without all this ‘two’ talk.",rachel,oh!,1 +phoebe,shhh! stop it! stop it rachel! you can’t do this here!,rachel,i’m sorry. i’m sorry. it’s just…it’s just so sad!,1 +paul,hi honey.,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,so?,rachel,phoebe!,0 +ross,what are you doing here?!,rachel,"hey, when did you and susan meet huey lewis?",0 +monica,but i want to.,rachel,"certainly. very well. and dr. geller, when is my birthday?",0 +monica,okay.,rachel,"hi. tag, i have a conference call today is that correct?",1 +ross,so what! i still have—no you’re probably right.,rachel,"so, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?",0 +monica,"what are you guys doing? oh my god, is that richard?",rachel,hey! i made that for her!,0 +ross,it’s my new apothecary table!,rachel,"ross! phoebe’s gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!",1 +joey,oh. yeah. me to. (he then,rachel,"oh, look, hes waking up!",0 +tag,"well, it’s not out here. is there any chance it could be in your office?",rachel,"y’know, i don’t-i don’t know. let me, let me check.",1 +phoebe,a dollar?,rachel,and fifty. so it was like one and fifty dollars.,1 +chandler,"i did break up with her! she just took it really, really well!",rachel,and the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!,1 +monica,sure?,rachel,and you told phoebe you were engaged.,0 +ross,yeah that! you know i hate practical jokes! they’re mean and they’re stupid and-and i don’t want my son learning them!,rachel,it was jones.,0 +joey,oh man! i thought i got it all!,rachel,how...how...?,1 +joey,"oh, yeah, totally! that’s such a turn-on!",rachel,really? it doesn’t seem desperate?,1 +charlie,"see, i told you i needed someone! oh, you know, by the way, as a thank you, i would really love to take you out.",rachel,really?,1 +monica,hell yeah!!!,rachel,i am not gonna show you this!,1 +tag,i don’t think i should say.,rachel,"ohh, you can say. come on, i don’t want you to feel like you can’t tell me things.",1 +tag,went out with joey.,rachel,"right! but, i am sorry.",0 +joey,wont-wont that take longer?,rachel,"hey, where’s uh, where’s mom?",0 +monica,"aww, thank you. uh rach?",rachel,"ok, try this salmon mousse.",0 +monica,"yeah, but i’m the only one related by blood.",rachel,okay. great! so now that you guys all know you can help me. give me some advice on how i’m gonna tell ross!,1 +phoebe,of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!,rachel,hardest thing i’ve ever done in my life.,0 +mark,twenty percent.,rachel,nooo!!,0 +ross,"no, you dont.",rachel,"yes, i do.",1 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,what is the emergency?!,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,i’m not vanilla! i’ve done lots of crazy things! i mean i got-i got drunk and married in vegas!,1 +phoebe,"yeah! ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the von trapp family! only without the nazis. although that sounds kinda dull.",rachel,"oh, maybe thats it.",0 +chandler,ahh-hahaha!,rachel,ha!,1 +monica,: yes! chandler watches shark porn!,rachel,nice to meet you.,0 +chandler,"let me just say something... because once we get into this, im gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... i just want to say that i... i love you... and, im gonna miss you. and im so sad that youre leaving.",rachel,maybe that’s the problem.,0 +phoebe,"wow, you told your dad the truth.",rachel,wow! cool!,0 +joey,thank you.,rachel,oh wow!,1 +jill,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +joey,you-you have to pay that! it’s not just a guess.,rachel,okay. okay.,1 +nurse,i’ll come back for her later.,rachel,okay.,1 +chandler,"yeah, can i get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a coke——diet coke.",rachel,i don’t know why they didn’t just tell us.,1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,so hi!,1 +monica,i don’t know sweetie.,rachel,got it.,0 +phoebe,"yeah that’s right chandler does still think i’m pregnant. he hasn’t asked me how i’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. boy, i feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. after you of course.",rachel,"what was, what was that?",0 +carol,ok.,rachel,"ok, so anyway, you were telling me about paris, it sounds fascinating.",1 +monica,"now, open your eyes.",rachel,"okay, they are.",1 +ross,that’s my favorite shirt! okay? i love that shirt!,rachel,well just ask mona to give it back!,1 +monica,"i’m sorry. i’ve never had a maid before, is this not okay?",rachel,sorry.,0 +phoebe,you’re welcome.,rachel,"yeah, i-i think i suggested that.",0 +phoebe,"whats up? hey, rachel!!",rachel,oh!,1 +monica,"wait, you can’t have the baby here! i mean i haven’t sterilised it since the guys moved out!",rachel,"way to be cool, man.",0 +jill,you asked him too?!,rachel,hm-mmm.,1 +joey,"well, the reason i think monica and chandler are so great…",rachel,yeah?,1 +joey,"right!oh my god, is this the mens room? oh, i feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?",rachel,hey!,0 +mrs. green,such a sweet woman.,rachel,"well, however great she was i just can’t afford that.",1 +monica,"wow, he’s really not letting this go, is he?",rachel,god how long do you think that’s gonna last?,1 +chandler,why are you in here if joshua is all the way over there?,rachel,"uhh, because i’m trying to play hard to get. oh, quick he’s looking over here, say something funny.",1 +ross,"yeah, uhm... i mean, rachel and i, think you are great... with emma... uhm... we just feel...",rachel,"okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. he is too sensitive.",0 +ross,hey. who’s that?,rachel,new people.,1 +frank,yeah.,rachel,she says marcels humping things not a phase. apparently hes reached sexual maturity.,0 +joey,"yeah, it’s okay. i know what a mainsail is. i know, i know to duck when the boom comes across. i-i know port is right.",rachel,left.,1 +phoebe,she can’t hear you.,rachel,"what? you guys, come on! what am i going to do?",1 +joey,who was that?,rachel,it’s just the pizza place.,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,really joey?,1 +ross,"look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.",rachel,may i help you?,0 +sandy,her name is deliah.,rachel,"oh, gosh, this is so weird. i mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now its gone. you know, i think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for mr. heckles. i mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. youre all going to hell.",0 +mr. thompson,"our next item is the romantic trip to paris. it goes to emil alexander high a high bid of 2,300.",rachel,he would like to kiss you.,0 +monica,"probably some yknow, european good-bye thing he picked up in london.",rachel,thats not european!,1 +monica,mmh... this cake is amazing!,rachel,"my god, get a room!",1 +monica,thunder being stolen!!,rachel,oh no.,0 +joanna,"oh, rachel, actually, yknow what, forget it.",rachel,"well, i’ll ask him for you, if you want me too?",1 +monica,oooh!,rachel,"alright, alright, okay, uhm... how bout this, how about this? tomorrow... tomorrow well both go and well tell him together.",0 +monica,you have to help me! i’m supposed to be writing my vows and all i have is this!,rachel,youll get one.,0 +joey,"oh rachel look, dont say that, i think you just need a hug from joey. come on. come on. shes back! hot girls back!",rachel,you guys ready fore the movies?,0 +phoebe,"i didnt even think about that! aaargh, sexual politics!!",rachel,"hey pheebs, im-im taking charlie shopping, why dont you come and ill help you find something.",1 +chandler,"oh, yes, could i have one of those.",rachel,"no, im sorry, were all out of those. anybody else?",1 +chandler,oh my god!!,rachel,"would you like to go to a basketball game with me? you know, its funny, basketball, because i happen to have tickets too… umm, who likes the knicks—",1 +monica,right there! that was so fake!,rachel,shh!,1 +ross,"uh sweetie, maybe you’d be more comfortable here?",rachel,"uhm... ok... uhm... well, yeah... you have got some nerve, coming back here. i cant believe you never called me.",0 +chandler,wheres your passport?,rachel,your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.,0 +phoebe,"well, since the fire was kinda my fault i guess you should get to stay here.",rachel,going out with who?,0 +monica and phoebe,sure.,rachel,"i dont know, i mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but im thinking... oh, im thinking itd be really great.",1 +monica,"okay, i’m up! i’m up!",rachel,that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.,0 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,"wow.� so, what did you guys do?",1 +ross,i’m sweeping...,rachel,right.,1 +alice,"yeah. yknow we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.",rachel,hi!,0 +phoebe,where?!,rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,mm-hmm. throw me a bone here.,rachel,"yes, please.",1 +monica,uh huh.,rachel,we ended up having sex in his chair.,1 +phoebe,i was in charge of cups.,rachel,"yeah, i should probably take it back. ooh, but you know what? while im at the police station, i could check their ten most wanted lists because my friend fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year!",0 +chandler,"yes, the doctors say if they remove it, hell die.",rachel,"oh no, shes out having drinks with carl.",0 +joey,"its like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. hes like actually some spy, working for the c.i.a. thatd be cool.... this blows!",rachel,hi!,0 +chandler,"okay, hold on. okay.",rachel,hi!,0 +phoebe,"in the cab, on the way over, steve blazed up a doobie.",rachel,what?,1 +ross,"…and then, we could’ve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!",rachel,"please, just a little bit off the back.",0 +phoebe,you mean a backup?,rachel,exactly!,1 +chandler,you mean like for award shows?,rachel,"no. i went with, uh.. now, this may hurt.",0 +phoebe,because this one is now! and-and it’s two of our best friends! who knows what you’re gonna marry!,rachel,"okay. understanding a little more why youre single. ohh! yknow, i have a friend you would like, shes really pretty. and then we could double date!",0 +ross,"look, i-i drew a sketch about how were gonna do it. okay rach, thats you. thats the couch.",rachel,what?! when have i ever touched myself in front of you guys?,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +mr. heckles,i dont have a monkey.,rachel,then whats with all the bananas?,1 +ross,later.,rachel,no-no-don’t! don’t leave me here with these people.,1 +phoebe,"ooh, oh, ive gotta go. whoa, oh, head rush. one more, and then i have to go. cool!",rachel,really? which one?,0 +monica,i love you too.,rachel,"okay, wow, wow, wow. watch the tongue people, weve got a baby over here.",1 +ross,you never cooked since 1996.,rachel,"is the window open? because if there�s a window open, a bird could fly in there.",1 +joey,"oh, id love to, but i gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first",rachel,"oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...",1 +phoebe,leave…,rachel,"wait, i-i just said leave.",1 +mike,uh-huh.,rachel,"well, its not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought ben was really cute--yknow, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial hes auditioning.",0 +joey,bye-bye. i did it!,rachel,yeah!,1 +chandler,"yes. okay, there’s this one guy, patrick, i think you’re gonna like him, he’s really nice, he’s funny, he’s a swimmer.",rachel,then be supportive like a guy.,0 +terry,an advance?,rachel,"you havent by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?",0 +joey,"but uhm, were getting rid of her, right? rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.",rachel,what? what are you gonna do?,0 +phoebe,"its not mine, i didnt earn it, if i kept it, it would be like stealing.",rachel,"yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!",1 +monica,did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?,rachel,what? you just click when they click.,1 +ross,"okay, i gotta go.",rachel,"well, it was loong. i didn’t even realise how late it was, until i noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head. anyway, she didn’t want to stay. i called a cab; she just left.",0 +chandler,hey! how’d it go?,rachel,can i get you something to drink? like a water and valium?,0 +ross,"i- i- i ca- i cant believe this. i mean, all i asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.",rachel,"marcel is an illegal exotic animal. im not allowed to have him in the city. if they find him, theyll take him away from me.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"i think i just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. oh honey, i gotta go. mark, i need you!",1 +charlie,no! theres nothing to explain. i heard you. phoebe likes joey.,rachel,whats going on?,0 +joey,what?! why?!,rachel,"well, what do you think of mike and chandler being in a car accident?",0 +joey,all right!,rachel,all right? thank you.,1 +monica,"look, i dont even know how i feel about him yet. just give me a chance to figure that out.",rachel,"oh my god! so was she! and! get this, okay? your-your name is earl, right? her name was pearl, p-earl.",0 +phoebe,"ok, ive got milk here you go... oh! better?",rachel,"no...oh, i feel so stupid! oh, i think about the other day with you guys and i was all oh, paolo, hes so great, he makes me feel so... oh, god, im so embarrassed!",1 +chandler,its up to you.,rachel,here i am.,0 +ross,nope.,rachel,"ross, you know what...",1 +chandler,"...couldnt enjoy a cup of noodles after that. i mean, is that ridiculous? can you believe she actually thought that?",rachel,that sounds like nana.,0 +ross,there you go.,rachel,he even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.,1 +tag,do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?,rachel,"well, i-i’m startin’ too.",1 +ross,okay.,rachel,"hey, joey! hey! ooh! ooh! i just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. and i was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then i figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.",0 +ross,"okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. he is too sensitive.",rachel,are you gay?,0 +chandler,"no, no, the actual cartoon character. of course the balloon. its all over the news. right before he reached macys, he broke free and was spotted flying over washington square park. im goin to the roof, whos with me?",rachel,affirmative!,0 +chandler,what? what?,rachel,did you not get a good enough look the other day?,1 +chandler,he’s taking off her coat!,rachel,"oh, this is just terrible.",1 +ross,he left that.,rachel,tell monica i’m sorry.,1 +monica,"rachel, the cute doctors are here.",rachel,hey.,0 +monica,we had a characturist!,rachel,oh!!,1 +ross,were just tryin to do a nice thing here.,rachel,"ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.",1 +ross,bye.,rachel,bye.,1 +monica,"yeah, i mean yeah, i look great. yeah, i feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! blah, blah, blah! yknow i still dont feel like i got him back, yknow? i just want to humiliate him. i wanna, i want him to be like naked and then im going to point at him and laugh!",rachel,"varrrrrroom! hey! watch it lady! varrrrrrrrrrom! hey-hey good lookin’! varrrrrrrrroom. all right, i’ll leave. my bed’s so boring.",0 +ross,"i know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, i know how hard it is for you, but � but emma is gonna be fine. my mom is gonna be with her. she�s great with kids.",rachel,she is?,1 +joey,"oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-stars good but theyre not as good as me!",rachel,"god, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!",1 +ross,"ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. . that is a weird sentence!",rachel,"oh! believe you me! i am going to bring this cake back, i dont even want it in my home... joey, dont touch it!!",1 +phoebe,bye!,rachel,"bye, fat ass.",0 +ross,i don’t know! just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.,rachel,so the light went out in my refrigerator...,0 +ross,they published my paper.,rachel,"oh, really, let me see, let me see.",1 +joey,greens? i’m a tribbiani! and tribbianis quit!,rachel,hey.,0 +phoebe,"well, yeah.",rachel,"well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!",1 +ross,"okay, quick and painful.",rachel,you owe me a waffle.,0 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,how can i not be upset? okay? i finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!,0 +phoebe,"hey mon umm, if you do get married, can i bring two guests?",rachel,"yeah, well, i kinda thought.",0 +ross,what was wrong with mona?,rachel,what up?!,0 +phoebe,oh here’s a whole bunch.,rachel,the picture of my wife! in your pack!,0 +monica,"oh, what about that guy over there? remember? that is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.",rachel,"oh, i dont know. i dont know.",1 +ross,so uh... i guess i wanna take off.,rachel,"well, maybe she didnt hear! ok im gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and ill talk and see if you can hear me.",0 +dr. miller,"okay. youve got a small, minor infection in that left eye. i want you to take these drops three times a day and youll be as good as new.",rachel,"all right, bye-bye now!",0 +chandler,"ok, i think shes trying to tell us something. quick, get the verbs.",rachel,even mary tyler moore wouldve been better.,0 +phoebe,hi,rachel,hey.,1 +joey,what? what?,rachel,phoebe just found out about monica and chandler.,1 +monica,"i’m gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour!",rachel,are you a little off today? it’s going terribly slowly.,0 +monica,so are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?,rachel,"no, i will. i’m just not up for it tonight.",1 +chandler,"oh, yeah! thanks for inventing the lottery!",rachel,"ok, thats it! just giveem to me! ill split them up!",1 +ross,youre nose is bleeding!,rachel,"oh god. no! oh not again! this-this happened when my grandfather died. its ugh! sorry. oh, okay, so im sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?",1 +phoebe,"all right well, were just gonna have to tell monica, thats all.",rachel,yeah?,0 +joey,what is it? hey!,rachel,really it’s nothing. i’m just…,1 +phoebe,they are gonna love me.,rachel,"hey, come on, it’s not your fault.",0 +phoebe,"hey, y’know what might cheer you up?",rachel,what?,1 +ross,"hey rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?",rachel,sure.,1 +ross,"rach, i promise first thing tomorrow well find another doctor, but i gotta get up early and im not feeling all that well.",rachel,"what? what, do you mean youre not feeling well? what do you have? is it rubella? because dont go near emma, she has not had that shot.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, i do. what’s the matter?",rachel,someone at work ate my sandwich!,0 +ross,he sounds swell.,rachel,doesn’t he?,1 +chandler,really?! i didn’t think girls ever just wanted a fling.,rachel,"well, believe me, it’s been a long time since i’ve been flung.",1 +phoebe,"well, it just, it doesnt feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. its like im working in the field.",rachel,"so pheebs, pick one of them.",1 +monica,"and mindy, your maid of...?",rachel,really stupid.,0 +ross,"sure, okay.",rachel,"okay. okay, great! umm, okay, just turn around.",1 +phoebe,"i feel really strongly about this, rachel. please, dont use this gift certificate. im asking you as a friend.",rachel,what? who says that?,0 +phoebe,"so umm, i’m gonna get us some drinks. would you help me",rachel,"oh uh, as it turns out, we can’t do it. monica has to work.",0 +joey,hey-hey dont look at me! i just work here!,rachel,of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!,0 +ross,hey rach!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"don’t be so corny ross, it’s not an after-school special.",rachel,"okay, chandler!",1 +gavin,"well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. there are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. ok, i ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.",rachel,"aww. well, ok, well thats very nice. and you wrote a card . from gavin",1 +monica,that is an excellent excellent question. that is excellent.,rachel,"monica, what is with you? whod you have lunch with?",1 +joey,"y’know what? bring her both, and i’ll have the same. (the",rachel,im takin ursula tonight. its her birthday.,0 +phoebe,"hey you guys, hums while he pees just asked me out!",rachel,"hey, i thought that guy was married.",1 +melissa,"okay. well, it was great meeting you. and uh rachel, i-i don’t think i’ll be calling you because umm, y’know you’ve gotten weird. take care you guys.",rachel,so—if you wear that you’ll make mine less special.,0 +monica,burnings good.,rachel,because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.,0 +phoebe,you dont have any other choice!,rachel,"yeah, you have homosexual hair.",0 +phoebe,"don’t be so corny ross, it’s not an after-school special.",rachel,"so ross, what your problem?",0 +richard,"honey, you are not an oat. i, i mean i dont know, i, i guess im just not an oat guy. ive only slept with women ive been in love with.",rachel,"ross, ross, please listen to me. ross, you are so much better for me than paolo ever was. i mean you care about me, youre loving, you make me laugh.",1 +joey,i don’t know why you say that so soon.,rachel,hi.,0 +joey,... shes being unreasonable!,rachel,"joey, there is a reason that emma loves that stupid penguin so much oh dont cover its ears! its because it reminds her of her uncle joey!",1 +joey,"i gotta say, i never knew i could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so",rachel,"so... whats the deal with umm, you and joey?",0 +monica,it worked!,rachel,"oh oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. oh come on, what am i gonna do, its been hours and it won’t stop crying.",1 +monica,"yeah, apparently, they’re pretty good seats.",rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,"yes, we were just…",rachel,"okay umm, why don’t we all take a seat, y’know? and uh, and i’ll get us all some uh some coffees——yeah, why don’t you. uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. y’know? whatever pops into your head.",0 +ross,"no. no, yknow you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this. what?",rachel,chicken kiev?,0 +pete,well dont forget that fiches over there by rachel.,rachel,"oh, wait, is he the guy i met at christmas?",0 +chandler,"i said, geez, relax monnnnn.",rachel,"okay, id like to know how much the room was because id like to pay my half.",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"oh honey, im so sorry, you were right, this feels great!",1 +joey,you could?,rachel,wendy is a fat girl name.,0 +gavin,you hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. i used to be arodeo clown.,rachel,i dont know.,0 +joey,this conversation never happened!,rachel,never happened! good night!,1 +ross,yeah!!,rachel,"thanks! yknow, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!",0 +phoebe,"oh, somewhere joey’s head is exploding.",rachel,a freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?,0 +joshua,i’m sorry.,rachel,"okay, it’s an audio question, name this television theme song.",0 +joey,"rach, i gotta say...if you werent here wondering if these guys were gay i dont know if i could do this!",rachel,"oh, im sorry, youre right.im sorry, good luck!",1 +ross,maybe it’s uh sergeant sagittarius coming back to flirt some more!,rachel,it’s a different guy!,1 +phoebe,"oh, hey, look, i found coffee! okay, let’s skedaddle.",rachel,"wait, i’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee.",1 +monica,y’know what? you are right?!,rachel,come on. i got it.,0 +mr. treeger,: what are you doing?,rachel,ummm. oh! i’m sorry. it’s a little old but…,1 +ross,"what? no! no! i am not gonna hide it from phoebe—ooh, although i did get some great pottery barn sheets!",rachel,"oh, i wasn’t even thinking about that.",0 +ross,yeah! rach?,rachel,"come on, i dont really want to be doing this right now. i am carrying a very heavy couch.",1 +ross,yes?,rachel,yeah. what-what are you doing here?,0 +monica,"oh, god, i am so spoiled... thats it!",rachel,"as my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. really, i do. emily.",0 +mrs. green,"plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you’re trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?",rachel,look at this.,0 +monica,"he was in ross’s class…marching band…kinda overweight? well, really overweight. i mean i was his thin friend.",rachel,about nineteen pounds.,0 +phoebe,"after he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.",rachel,"well i assume the ah, happy couple isn’t up yet. did you guys hear them last night?",1 +monica,"or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.",rachel,i felt it!,0 +danny,oh great! that special bond again! why do women have such a problem with the fact that im close with my sister?,rachel,what is up?,0 +ross,"you know you probably didnt know this, but back in high school, i had a, um, major crush on you.",rachel,yeah and i-i found you one too who is not a weirdo.,0 +ross,mind if i mute?,rachel,"i know. hey remember…remember the night they got engaged? how uh, you and i almost…",0 +ross,"wha... youre uh, youre, youre over me?",rachel,"yknow what, it doesn’t matter, ‘cause she picked me. me! from now on i get the dates and you have to stay home on saturday nights watching ready, set, cook!",0 +ross,small...,rachel,you are so just doing this out of spite.,1 +monica,put your head back.,rachel,yes!,1 +joey,"hey, youre not kip!",rachel,were so stupid! do you know whats going on in there? theyre trying to take joey! ending credits,0 +ross,"excuse me sir, youve got a little something right here.",rachel,wow!,1 +ross,"all right, maybe it means that too…",rachel,"that’s right, $2,000.",0 +ross,give me two.,rachel,then why do you ask?!,1 +phoebe,"all right, i already didnt give them back to you, thats what i said. where is that other earring?",rachel,"right, because its fast. because, its so fast. its fast!",0 +phoebe,there’s a skylight?! wow!!,rachel,so what should we do? should we start looking for a new place?,1 +gavin,"yes, i feel that you are a little annoying.",rachel,"oh, now you want a favour?",0 +monica,i just thought that if i could follow the wire i could find out what it did.,rachel,and did you?!,1 +joey,so...ive never played that!,rachel,okay.,0 +joey,yeah. with a bite! gee-e-e-eez!,rachel,hey! hi!,1 +joey,"but what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? one kiss.",rachel,"no, come on, that is a lie. we also kissed in barbados. joey : dude, chill! okay, we also kissed in barbados, but we didnt plan it, okay? and the only reason that that happened was because i saw you kissing charlie.",1 +joey,oh man! arent you guys done yet?! i wanna sit in my chair!,rachel,"joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner phoebe breaks chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.",1 +mindy,"okay, okay... when barry was engaged to you, he and i...kind of... had a little thing on the side.",rachel,what?,1 +joey,hey! did chandler show up yet?,rachel,"yeah, we got him back. everything’s fine.",1 +ross,after one class? i don’t think so.,rachel,what? you wanna see me self-defend myself?! go over there and pretend you’re a sexual predator! go on! i dare ya!!,1 +monica,how was the pediatrician?,rachel,"oh, i really liked him. yeah, it was really, really, really good.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,"“crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt. crazy underwear, always in a rut. crazy under--wear…” oh no! what is he doing here? all right, just keep playing, just keep playing. you’ll get through this; you’ll be fine. okay, thank you. and, as always no one talk to me after the show.",0 +danny,"oh, hey rach! i thought we said seven?",rachel,"no dude, ross tore up the tickets!",0 +joey,"uh, am i curious? i mean, i am as curious as... as... george!!",rachel,this is so much fun!,0 +phoebe,hey you guys! look what i just got.,rachel,"not using it right, joe.",0 +ross,"oh, thanks. yeah, i really thought we’d be able to make it work, but uh, i guess it just wasn’t meant to be.",rachel,"yeah, love. it’s a tricky business isn’t it?",1 +joey,"look, do you want the ring or not?!",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,now?,rachel,"i know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?",0 +phoebe,sneaky.,rachel,"well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!",0 +joey,that was me!,rachel,hi,1 +ross,bummer.,rachel,hi! how are the gellers?,0 +chandler,neat. im gonna die alone.,rachel,"i just think its weird, you know? heckles and me, heckles, and me, me and heckles...would you knock it off?",0 +ross,do you mind if i sit here for a sec.?,rachel,"yeah, yeah sure! yeah!",1 +ross,who’s that?,rachel,waxine!!,0 +phoebe,"i worked in a dairy queen, why?",rachel,"god, isnt this exciting? i earned this. i wiped tables for it, i steamed milk for it, and it was totally——not worth it. whos fica? whys he getting all my money? i mean, what- chandler, look at that.",1 +joey,kinda have a... a thing for the days of our lifes people.,rachel,...oh! i-i see you moved the green ottoman.,0 +ross,"okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? really? i mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says ms you check the box that says mrs.! it’s right next to it!",rachel,"ohh, okay, i’m sorry. you’re right. y’know what? we absolutely can stay married, because i was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. all right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you’re asking of me.",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"okay, so, uh, were in france, were making the toast. do you see a little bassinet in the corner?",0 +ross,"huh? yeah! yes, of course!",rachel,"ah, he didn’t uh, take it so well?",0 +joshua,"oh, they’re working on this week, it’s a total mess. but uh, i’m staying at my parents’ house, we could go there.",rachel,your parents’?,1 +chandler,"oh, umm, joey was born, and then 28 years later, i was robbed!!",rachel,"so, how was your date?",1 +monica,"oh no sweetie, no! this is my fault, i wasn’t clear! i’m really sorry. and listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? there’s absolutely no rush.",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,"oh, this is terrible. oh, they’ve made so many changes i can’t even feel my grandmother’s presence anymore—ooh! new sconces!",rachel,oh my god!,1 +jill,no! i mean he’s nice.,rachel,"all right, i think im gonna head out.",0 +phoebe,"okay, london 1…",rachel,"oh! look what happened! {dont get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. its times like these i wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than denis franzs butt.} huh, check me out! im in my kitchen…naked! im picking up an orange. im naked! lighting the candles, naked, and carefully.",1 +ross,"hey, i can handle it! all right?",rachel,"please, ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.",1 +ross,pants off bing!,rachel,"plus, everyone’s gonna see your thing.",0 +monica,"no i didnt. i asked, got the ke-eys?",rachel,"i had to read the bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.",0 +ross,"oh my god! i’m sorry, i was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.",rachel,that’s all right. and so it begins.,1 +phoebe,"well, do you think i should propose?",rachel,i think it could be kind of great!,1 +phoebe,oh no! oh! wow!!!,rachel,see?,1 +joey,"if you ask me, as long as you got this job, you’ve got nothing pushing you to get another one. you need the fear.",rachel,the fear?,1 +monica,the luisa from home room!,rachel,what is it?,0 +ross,the most amazing thing happened tonight. i thought my number was up. i had an actual near death experience!,rachel,"okay bob listen uhh, i’m the reason you didn’t get the job up here.",0 +monica,i could do that.,rachel,"oh, chandler, look. you and monica are meant to have children. i am sure its gonna be just fine.",0 +phoebe,"y’know? ooh, you can almost smell the opium.",rachel,almost.,1 +ross,nope! something else.,rachel,"oops! all right, so what do you want to do now?",1 +ross,"okay, that’s it, i can’t take it anymore.",rachel,"what? what? he’s interested in you. he-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.",1 +ross,oke-dokey.,rachel,"okay, okay, but rachel’s gonna be here too, can���t i just ask her this stuff?",0 +amy,"yeah, not really. babies are dull.",rachel,"hey! hi, hows my girl?",1 +monica,i wanna wear this everyday.,rachel,i’m still on the set!,0 +ross,what?,rachel,are you serious?,1 +monica,"oh, no!",rachel,"no, it’s all right. i got nice boobs.",1 +ross,yes.,rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,i’m an alien. i’m an alien.,0 +chandler,"no, because you’re not a grandmother!",rachel,"oh, ross, mon, is it okay if i bring someone to your parent’s anniversary party?",0 +joey,"nothing, why?",rachel,how would you feel about taking out my assistant tag? i’ll pay.,1 +phoebe,"well, maybe she didnt hear! ok im gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and ill talk and see if you can hear me.",rachel,"no, no, i ha-i have to give you something.",0 +joshua,but…,rachel,"oh! oh, i love that but.",1 +joey,okay.,rachel,"well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.",0 +melissa,"oh, i was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.",rachel,hey!,0 +joey,hey rach.,rachel,joey.,1 +phoebe,why not!,rachel,"so, ehm... im proposing to pheobe tonight.",0 +mrs green,"i do. you didnt love barry. and ive never seen you this happy. i look at you and i think, oh, this is what i want.",rachel,for...me.,1 +phoebe,should i not have told you?,rachel,"no, no, trust, me, its, its, its much better that i know. uh, i just liked it better before it was better...",1 +joey,"yeah—hey, don’t worry, she’s a terrific girl. and hey listen, could you do me a favor? when she comes out could you just mention that i’m not looking for a serious relationship; that’d be great.",rachel,no idea? who do you think brought her here?,0 +ross,i didn’t know what i was taking full responsibility for! okay?! i didn’t finish the whole letter!,rachel,coffee house?,0 +joey,"hey, charlie!",rachel,thanks! thank you!,0 +ross,"so, uh, rachel, what are you, uh, whatre you doing tonight?",rachel,"oh, big glamour night. me and monica at laundorama.",1 +bonnie,"oh yeah, well i just started wearing bras again.",rachel,"that’s right, ryder. wynona ryder for six. thank you. yeah, we have the reservations.",0 +dr. long,you must be a little uncomfortable.,rachel,hey is rachel here? we have a doctor’s appointment.,0 +monica,"well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?",rachel,"hey there little fella! hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh? hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! yay!!",0 +joey,"ahh, yes.",rachel,"oh well, hello. this is your lucky day mr. bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and i believe that you made a bid of $18,000.",1 +phoebe,"i don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and i kill him.",rachel,yeah i just hurt it.,0 +monica,"well, what were you gonna say?",rachel,well i was gonna tell him that i’m-i’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.,1 +mrs. green,really? remember twinkles?,rachel,how did that happen?,0 +ross,"oh. listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if i asked you out? sometime? maybe?",rachel,"yeah, maybe...",1 +monica,no we’re not.,rachel,"all right, i like that.",1 +jill,"no! y’know what rachel? you’re right, y’know he has been really nice to me.",rachel,"chandler, wait, wait, wait...",0 +joey,"yeah! im fine! thanks! hey rach, how you doin?",rachel,"im doin good, baby. how you doin?",1 +ross,argue with that.,rachel,"what? it’s true, my right leg is two inches shorter.",1 +all,"oh, so sorry man! sorry!",rachel,but its all so overwhelming. i dont know where to start.,0 +phoebe,time for your scalp massage!,rachel,i don’t think that we are.,0 +monica,what are you doing here so early?,rachel,"they sent me home from work. they were like, start your maternity leave now! just rest, get ready for the baby. well y’know what? screw ‘em! if they don’t want me there, i’ll just hang out with you guys.",1 +phoebe,popes in a volkswagen! ...i love that joke.,rachel,no way. no way did you do this.,1 +chandler,you got it.,rachel,"ah, the other jack.",0 +phoebe,"um, thats ok! ok. all right. now we need the semen of a righteous man.",rachel,"ok, pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldnt be doing the ritual in the first place.",1 +ross,"oh, its all over everything. why? why me?",rachel,"okay. what ah, what is the matter with you? what’s going on?",0 +ross,not so much.,rachel,hey!,0 +waiter,"� excuse me.� um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.",rachel,scary pigeons back?,0 +joey,"yeah according to the news, most of the city did.",rachel,"oh, i will. but i will need a mirror... as he is me!",0 +joey,"okay, so will you meet with her?",rachel,yes! i’d love to! have her come by the office.,1 +tag,but i’m not gay. and i especially wouldn’t want you to think i was gay.,rachel,i got a little drunk...and naked.,0 +chandler,"it is going to be perfect. i am taking her to her favorite restaurant. i’m going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast i’m just gonna propose.",rachel,ohh…,1 +joey,thank you.,rachel,"monica, i’m your best friend.",1 +ross,"oh yeah, nobody knows. and were not supposed to ask.",rachel,come on! you...,0 +joshua,"yeah, but it wasn’t much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. so i need everything down to underwear, so if you’re willing, i’m all yours.",rachel,"yeah, he’s saying da-da.",0 +joey,come here!,rachel,no! seriously! what’s wrong with you?!,1 +joey,wont-wont that take longer?,rachel,"yeah. yeah. oh, but once you find it, ohh its so worth the wait.",1 +ross,"hey. rachel, i-i-ive been wanting to tell you something for a while now and i really, i just have to get it out.",rachel,"okay, fine, $300.",0 +ross,because i folded it up and put in my pants pocket. do you...do you not look there?,rachel,ross?,1 +joshua,hey!,rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,"eh, don’t be so hard on yourself. if someone i was still in love with was getting married…",rachel,still in love with?!,1 +phoebe,"okay, it just seems pretty wild and you’re so—y’know so…vanilla.",rachel,hey rach.,0 +phoebe,that’s easy! you just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won’t open.,rachel,"well, if he’s angry, he really shouldn’t just cover it up. i-i wish he would just tell me the truth.",0 +monica,"oh good you’re all here. thanksgiving tomorrow, four o’clock. oh, guess who i invited. remember that guy will colbert from high school?",rachel,no.,1 +phoebe,"okay. umm, oh! okay, i see a circle.",rachel,whos amanda?,0 +monica,yes you did! you did like a little hop.,rachel,you are soo enjoying this.,1 +ross,why are you laughing?,rachel,"it’s not just that she’s cute, okay. it’s just that... she’s really really cute.",0 +ross,"sometimes, you should come over sometime! i’ll play you one of my other…",rachel,hi!,0 +ross,oh wait-wait-wait! the message is blinking. maybe you didnt erase it.,rachel,oh?,1 +chandler,"just do it! okay, its janice and if i get it im going to have to see her tonight. oh, thats great im gonna have to see her tonight.",rachel,and there is kevin.,0 +ross,"you are not putting that on again! marcel, ok—if you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.",rachel,can you believe what a jerk ross was being?,1 +danny,"oh hey, great, youre up. rachel, this is my sister krista. krista, this is rachel.",rachel,hi!,1 +ross,i liked her.,rachel,you have three nipples?,0 +phoebe,"its not mine, i didnt earn it, if i kept it, it would be like stealing.",rachel,why?!,0 +phoebe,you didnt read this one either?!,rachel,"well, i was gonna, but i accidentally read something else.",1 +monica,great. so the ball is in his court?,rachel,ball? there is no ball.,1 +chandler,uh-oh.,rachel,"she, she was different.",0 +ross,"i dont know.� but, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know.� he plays piano; i played keyboards in college.� hes been divorced; i have some experience in that area.",rachel,i just heard him!,0 +joey,look forget it forget it... i cant do it.,rachel,are you gonna... youre going to take hugsy away from a little child?,1 +tag,no! it was marked confidential i just sent it down to human resources.,rachel,you mean they like you.,0 +ross,rachel!,rachel,"18, uh?",0 +chandler,does for me.,rachel,"no, no that was the first.",0 +ross,"all right, that’s it! come—you—no! you are in big trouble young man!",rachel,"well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, barrys parents told people that you were sort of....insane.",0 +phoebe,any luck?,rachel,"well, at least you didn’t rent yours from a store called, it’s not too late.",0 +ross,"oh, thanks. oh, youre the best.",rachel,"susan wanted a chunky. were having a baby, ok, a baby, you dont stop for chunkys.",0 +mrs. geller,"so rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.",rachel,whoa. that was really good.,0 +chandler,"yeah, jell-o just like mom used to make.",rachel,"yeah, it’s not mine.",0 +monica,"i dont need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. and there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.",rachel,down at the docks again?,1 +ross,"uh, before we do uh, are any of joey’s special romance magazines in there?",rachel,bye.,0 +ross,"noo, nnnnn. what does this mean? what do you, i mean do you wanna, get back together?",rachel,"noo! maybe! i, i don’t know. ross, i still can’t forgive you for what you did, i can’t, i just, but sometimes when i’m with you i just, i feel so...",1 +monica,what?,rachel,i think hes stealing from me.,1 +ross,i’m sorry your husband cheated on you.,rachel,i’m sorry your wife is gay. i guess women aren’t that great either.,1 +monica,all right. the super couldn’t figure out what it did. a $200 an hour electrician couldn’t figure out what it did. i’ve had seven pretty serious shocks. i officially give up.,rachel,"okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,"you really, really need to get some sleep, honey.",1 +chandler,are you serious?,rachel,hello? its not gonna be helen geller.,0 +joey,"yeah! all right—look, i know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? but, it’ll also be really…really great. please rachel! i-i-i really want you to stay.",rachel,i want me to stay too.,1 +ross,"you havent by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?",rachel,"oh, ross, cmon, please! dont make this harder than it already is!",1 +ross,"well, he had gravity boots.",rachel,"yeah, he broke those too.",1 +phoebe,"im so embarrassed, im the one he hit on!",rachel,what?,0 +monica,"no! rachel, you didnt find anyone so you cant tell him.",rachel,"i know, i know. everybody, theres someone id like you to meet. yeah. this is ben. ben, this is everybody.",0 +chandler,"oh, shes sorry! i feel better!",rachel,now you guys work with animals a lot. you had to work early on with a monkey…,0 +monica,oh my god! have you lost your mind?,rachel,"my uncle dragged us there. but, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.",0 +ross,rach? hi!,rachel,a little more.,0 +woman,"hi, is rachel here? i’m her sister.",rachel,thank you. the readers at soap opera digest will be happy to hear that.,0 +mrs. green,"look at that face! just like when you were in high school! if i didn’t know better i’d say you were a cheerleader in trouble. come on, let’s get some tea.",rachel,"yes! yes! i mean its-its kinda far from work, but uh, yknow, ill get so much done on the commute. i-ive been given the gift of time!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt mary, and then there was umm, john, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend ‘albino bob’.",rachel,"oh, damn it!",0 +monica,excuse me?!,rachel,"no, i have a great idea for a present for her.",0 +joey,take it back?,rachel,absolutely.,1 +ross,"umm, she kissed me.",rachel,what?! you kissed!,1 +joey,that’s not fair! i can’t do that.,rachel,"yeah, i’m not so sure you should be here when he comes up.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, i know because you have all the good words. what do i get? i get it’s, and oh im sorry, i have a. forget it.",rachel,what did we just finish talking about ben?!,0 +kathy,cute assistant! what’s his story? is he…,rachel,"okay, i guess you can…close the door now.",0 +ross,"uh, yeah! i still can’t believe she hates pottery barn!",rachel,"ross, get over it! it’s not like she hates you.",1 +monica,oh! why didnt you tell me? i made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.,rachel,"he said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that i was gonna get all, yknow, like, ohh, is he gonna call me the next day and, yknow, where is this going and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. so he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.",0 +julie,so.,rachel,"so. i just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. i mean, you know, weve never really talked. i guess youd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?",1 +joey,"you know, the baby cant read, mike!",rachel,"huh. did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?",0 +ross,hi jill.,rachel,"and that’s phoebe , and that’s joey.",1 +woman,oh my god. that sounds amazing. i would love to see pictures.,rachel,so would i. you wouldn’t think that annie liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, we all know! we talk about it all the time!",rachel,are you just repeating what im saying?,0 +phoebe,sorry.,rachel,i’m sorry joey.,1 +phoebe,"well, some things are just hard to say to your face.",rachel,"ok well, i heard that! which means that she heard it too!",1 +ross,"yeah? not to you, because you know this stuff. i don’t know any of it and i’m the father. i wish i’d be more involved y’know.",rachel,yes.,0 +chandler,i know what shes talking about.,rachel,does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your touchy?,0 +chandler,well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.,rachel,oh yeah. there is a plan! why dont i just start taking my smart pills now?,1 +dr. miller,sit down.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,he is the man in the black dress.,rachel,chandler!,0 +steve,"look, i think i know the answer to this question, but... would you like to make love to me?",rachel,"really, really not.",1 +monica,"okay. phoebe that’s it. come on, get out—out of the chair. get",rachel,joey? could you get that? (there is no answer and she goes and opens the,1 +joey,congratulations.,rachel,"yknow, i figure if i can make coffee, there isnt anything i cant do.",1 +joey,"ah, im gonna be one of his helpers. its just such a slap in the face, yknow?",rachel,it needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!,0 +amy,"uh, yeah i think i did.",rachel,"hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he’ll wanna build us our own platform!",0 +ross,"uh-uh. see, i see.... big passion in your future.",rachel,really?,1 +joey,"i-i-i dont know if this falls under this category, but uh, ross is right back there.",rachel,yes. yes.,0 +mark,"yep. yep, that’s what i didn’t want to know.",rachel,"well, oh, mark, i’m doing this for the wrong reasons, yknow? i’m just doing it to get back at ross. i’m sorry, it’s not very fair to you.",1 +monica,thats insurance fraud.,rachel,"well, alright, then, forget it. might as well just go home. ow ow ow ow!",1 +chandler,hey rach! there she is...my perfectly proportioned wife.,rachel,tails!,0 +monica,"rachel would be phoebe’s, i would be rachel’s, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.",rachel,you-you do?,0 +chandler,there you go!!,rachel,"yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you’re given’ ‘em out.",0 +phoebe,you wanna work on your interview skills?,rachel,"yeah, im gonna say no.",0 +paul,it was fine.,rachel,"okay. listen, i’m sorry about before. do you have anything her for $10.",0 +amy,"you’re right, you’re right! i’m gonna do it!",rachel,"great, im finished! in fact, i just dropped it off at the agency.",0 +phoebe,now you know how you really feel about it.,rachel,yeah... and that physique! you must work out all the time...,0 +ross,so your dad dropped by. he’s a pleasant man!,rachel,oh no…,1 +ross,"oh, right!",rachel,"get the hell out of there, y’know?",1 +monica,what?! you paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!,rachel,"well, i was gonna let you play with it.",1 +monica,he probably wants you back because youre right for the job.,rachel,"yeah! ive never been in a relationship thats lasted this long before. yknow to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, i think thats pretty incredible. and the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah i think thats pretty exciting.",0 +joshua,"i-i gotta say, i-i-i-i’m not too sure i agree with that.",rachel,"well, yeah, right, y’know what? yeah, you’re right, i mean, we no, we have our fun. yeah! but if ……i mean, i mean like craaaazy! y’know? okay, all right. this is gonna, this is gonna sound y’know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. umm. ugh. what if we got married?",1 +ross,"please, please i want to apologize for the way i acted earlier today.",rachel,"okay ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?",1 +ross,what?,rachel,yeah?,0 +barry,careful! they havent quite taken yet.,rachel,"shes already fluffed that pillow... monica, you know, youve already fluffed that- -but, its fine!",0 +ross,he left that.,rachel,"uh, i think he’s in rachel’s room. see ya.",0 +ross,...i hate waste.,rachel,"wow, you look unbelievable.",0 +chandler,really?! i didn’t think girls ever just wanted a fling.,rachel,no-ohoh. maitre d�: i sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.,0 +joey,yes.,rachel,"don’t just say yes! this isn’t a game, joey you can really get hurt out here. okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!",1 +ross,"oh great! what, you brought joey?",rachel,yeah right.,0 +dr. long,"no-no. contractions can be unnerving if you don’t know what they are, but she’s fine.",rachel,thank you doctor. oh thank you for being so nice and calm.,1 +phoebe,"ross, you’re tired. you’ve been looking all night. and clearly you suck at this.",rachel,"all right, i’ll see you guys later.",1 +monica,i just thought that if i could follow the wire i could find out what it did.,rachel,"relax every muscle in your body. listen to the plinky-plunky music. okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. okay, tell me your happy place.",0 +gavin,clearly youve never been to sandles paradise island.,rachel,"alright! dont get too comfortable there, because im back in two weeks! and i want everything back to the way it was. i cant say that i care too much for the way youve rearranged my office.",1 +chandler,another cheesecake came! they delivered it to the wrong address again!,rachel,"so just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem?",1 +monica and phoebe,shut up!,rachel,"so, whaddya think george is like?",1 +monica,i sure do! and you dont get one!,rachel,"yknow, i-i gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. my eye is a 100% better.",1 +monica,electrical plans for the building.,rachel,"okay, okay, okay should i be scared?",1 +joey and chandler,hey! happy birthday ...,rachel,"shhh dont say that loud, gunthers gonna want to hug me.",1 +phoebe,"you know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pees flying about.",rachel,"pheebs, i... there isnt gonna be any flying about! we actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.",1 +phoebe,shh! get me out of here.,rachel,"really, great, did i actually ask you?",0 +dina,"joe, i tried to wait until i was 25 like you did!",rachel,what?! dina…,1 +joey,"oh, now youre tellin us how you feel.",rachel,your pants!,0 +monica,"awww, yknow what your nickname is, mr. big…",rachel,arghh!!,1 +chandler,"out of my league. i could get a brian. if i wanted to get a brian, i could get a brian. hey, brian.",rachel,"you know, im thinking about letting emma have her first cookie.",1 +ross,"no, not a problem.",rachel,"oh, i’m packing. y’know i’m-i’m packing ‘cause i’m moving to yemen tomorrow.",0 +joey,"oh, i’m sorry, ross. i’ll get it for you right now. and since i made you wait, i’ll toss in a free muffin.",rachel,phoebe. we would like to talk to you for a second.,1 +monica,wow! its really red! you should go see my eye doctor.,rachel,richard? im not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!,1 +monica,went down to the docks. bet ya didnt know you could get it wholesale.,rachel,"oh, its not the ideal way...",0 +ross,then what did happen?,rachel,"yeah, what did happen?",1 +ross,"hey, where’d you get that?",rachel,i went really long.,1 +monica,"y’know, i think if i were going to be with a woman. it’d, it’d be with someone like michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.",rachel,oh yeah!,0 +chandler,hi.,rachel,all right! yes!! from home to the hospital in under seven minutes! we did it!!,0 +joey,"uh, some of her friends, yeah.",rachel,her dancer friends?,1 +joey,"hey, don’t get mad at us! no one forced you to raise the stakes!",rachel,that is not true. she did! she forced me!,1 +jill,hi!,rachel,and you know monica and ross!,1 +chandler,so i guess we wear swimsuits in here! ending credits,rachel,"whoa-whoa, aren’t you a little over dressed?",0 +joey,it will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! this is great! i’m getting more dates than ever!,rachel,"wait a minute, you’re only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?",1 +chandler,"oh, good! good! do you guys know how to get a chick out of a vcr?!",rachel,weve been stood up. and we want our free crab cakes.,0 +joey,"oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.",rachel,okay.,0 +judge,okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?,rachel,neither will i.,0 +joey,"rachel, there you are! come on, let’s serve that dessert already!",rachel,"joey, you’re gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? you don’t get any dessert.",1 +monica,ohh.,rachel,…i mean its my fault.,1 +ross,that’s no problem.,rachel,"ross, are you there? ross, i don’t know if you can hear this but… i’m gonna talk anyway, uh, i’m in the states with you sister and your friends and it’s all over with colin. i came here to tell you that, and to tell you—yes, joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! uh, i came here to tell you that i love you.",0 +chandler,"i don’t care, she slept with me.",rachel,"or maybe, it’s because you’re hanging around here at 11:30 on a wednesday.",0 +monica,"see, i’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people i’m only planning on doing this once. so, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and i’m sorry about it, but i was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.",rachel,"okay, so umm, somebody has to call frank and alice. and then my mom wants to know--joey, what are you doing?!",0 +ross,"come again? what’s-what’s this nonsense? all right, i’m-i’m not english. i’m from long island. i was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. i’m sorry. so, if we could just get back to the lecture. umm, were there any questions? about paleontology. all right, look i was just trying to make a good first impression. obviously, i screwed up. but what you guys think of me is really important because i’m-i’m hoping to get a permanent job here. so if you just give me another chance to make a good impression…",rachel,"ok, so let me just get this straight. so were uh, strictly talking about the middle?",0 +ross,yes you can!,rachel,just hear me out!,0 +joey,what are you talking about alone? what about ross?,rachel,"oh please, he’ll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.",1 +joey,i *love* my job.,rachel,naah... i couldnt leave you alone.,0 +mark,"ahh! fair, schmair! yknow? look, if you want to get back at ross, i am here for you. really? no-no, i say-i say, i say we get back at him right on this couch. right here!",rachel,"ooh, babies! oh, this one is so cute, get this one!",0 +ross,so that’s the only reason she could be here huh? it couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe i’m a good listener and i uh i put on a great slide show!,rachel,"ross, i am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!",1 +ross,"so, ah . . . so, how was it?�� uh, did you guys. . . did you guys have a good time?",rachel,"oh, it was so much fun.� it felt so good to be out.",1 +all,hey.,rachel,"yeah! yeah, i got tenure!",0 +ross,"can�t hold her own head up, but yeah jumped.",rachel,"now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable.",0 +mrs green,"well, not just for you.",rachel,"well, what do you mean?",1 +phoebe,can you?,rachel,"ah, all right. heres to ross!",1 +caitlin,the guy with the gas?!,rachel,"yeah. im-im telling you hes really sweet and hes really funny and hes just ugh, got a good heart. and besides, i yknow, i think he really likes you.",1 +steve,im kind of funny looking.,rachel,what?,1 +monica,"but still, it’s a big change. the end of an era, you might say!",rachel,i cant believe her! did she tell you we were having money problems?,0 +ross,"because he called here looking for you. so don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? you�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. and you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.",rachel,why didn�t i get that message?,1 +ross,"ok, whats the longest youve been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?",rachel,"why? whos not having. . . are you and julie not, are, are you and, are you and julie not having sex?",1 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,"well, what-what ‘cha got there?",1 +chandler,"yes, yes, it’s just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with ross.",rachel,did you get your money back?,0 +joey,i did?,rachel,she dropped off a casserole?,1 +monica,"matt guire, mark lynn, ben wire…",rachel,"ross! that is so sweet of you to get phoebe that bike! when i heard the story, i almost cried.",0 +ross,yeah? sometimes its…,rachel,"oh, did you beat him at a board game? he turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.",1 +ross,"see, i see.... big passion in your future.",rachel,really?,1 +joey,"oh, it’s a new tv show. yeah. i’m up for the part of mac macaveli or mac. yeah, i’m a detective and i solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. he’s a, he’s a computerized humanoid electronically enhanced secret enforcer or-or c.h.e.e.s.e.",rachel,so mac and c.h.e.e.s.e.,1 +phoebe,joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...,rachel,"oh! oh, no!",1 +ross,try to understand!,rachel,"oh, come on, miss, isnt there any way that you can just let me off...",1 +ross,"and for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!",rachel,i suppose.,0 +phoebe,this is patrick.,rachel,bye!,0 +phoebe,okay! i just—i didn’t know that you are a lesbian.,rachel,i’m not saying that i’m a lesbian! i’m just saying that this happened!,1 +monica,"wow, really? one time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.",rachel,"i do not know whats wrong with us, i mean, we have kissed before and thats been great! but this time it was leading somewhere and i was very aware of the fact that it was joey touching me.",1 +phoebe,well at least i got these sheets for ross.,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"oh, thank you, thanks. so uh, how was your night last night?",rachel,"oh, well, it pretty much sucked. how was yours?",1 +phoebe,"hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘quiet, bitch.’",rachel,"hey, honey! what’s the matter? fine, i was just trying to be nice! whoa!",1 +monica,"ok, so youve done some good work! what about your carry-ons?",rachel,"oh, well. everything that i need is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that i will be needing them.",1 +chandler,"look guys, i know its a little steep.",rachel,"yeah, whoosh!",1 +ross,"yeah, but this can’t be it, i mean.",rachel,then how come it is?,1 +monica,"well, tonight, i actually went out with chip matthews in high school.",rachel,"oh honey, i’m sorry.",1 +phoebe,"so what were you doing out there, do you not like charlie?",rachel,"shes ok, i just dont get a really good vibe from her!",1 +ross,"yes, yes, thats right...",rachel,"oh, look at the little cat!",1 +paul,chicken? chicken boy!,rachel,"my god, i’m sorry! i’m sorry! i didn’t mean to do that! i wouldn’t do that!",1 +ross,"oh, it was, nah, well....",rachel,"hey, best man number two, joey tribbiani. now i’m not good with the jokes like chandler here. boy...but ahh, i just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. i first met ross in this coffee house back home...home...new york city...where everybody knows my name. well anyway, i love you guys. but not as much as i love america. could we please..go home now?",0 +chandler,who’s that?,rachel,"he plays for the yankees. seriously, espn! just once and a while, have it on in the background. ooh, this one was pierce brosnan!",1 +chandler,"well, im gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my central park idea.",rachel,good luck!,0 +monica,"well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. that jerk gavin from your office didnt show up .",rachel,mmm hmm.,1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"how would you characterize the theme of this book, uh lets see here , rachel green?",0 +monica,"oh, thats nana, right there in the middle. me and the gang at java joes.",rachel,so thats it! its over! everybody knows!,0 +ross,you can see where hed have trouble.,rachel,"look daddy, its my life. well maybe ill just stay here with monica.",1 +joey,"like a goalie, right?",rachel,"i’m gonna miss you, you’re the hottest roommate i ever had.",0 +ross,"what? come on rach, tell me what you’re thinking?",rachel,"i’m thinking, i’m gonna order a pizza.",1 +ross,"she seems really, really fun!",rachel,she’s actually very sweet and we used to be very close.,1 +ross,"oh, i thought you guys had just been on like four dates, i didn’t realise that had become anything, yet.",rachel,you still love me?,0 +monica,"maybe, do you need a tissue?",rachel,ive always wanted to live with a guy. pick up your socks! put down the toilet seat! no! were not having sex anymore! its gonna be fun!,0 +joey,we have a winner!,rachel,sure.,0 +dr. long,"actually, they’re things you can do. just some home remedies, but in my experience i’ve found that some of them are quite effective.",rachel,really? you don’t think that’s a little inappropriate.,0 +chandler,"oh yeah, that was great. thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!",rachel,shovely joe!,0 +ross,"oh, well...",rachel,you said your boss wants to buy your baby?!,0 +monica,"hey, where is this guy, its been over an hour!",rachel,"well, hes coming from jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!",1 +phoebe,i love jacques cousteau!,rachel,i wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!,1 +joey,"yes, cause we live together, thats a joke!",rachel,hey happy thanksgiving.. pheebs! ,0 +phoebe,such a pig!,rachel,"um, yeah, you want ursula, and im phoebe. twin sisters! seriously.",0 +joey,oh. yeah. me to. (he then,rachel,"…you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!",1 +ross,whats going on?,rachel,joey has got a secret peephole!,1 +phoebe,ok. quick. we gotta find a cab and follow them.,rachel,"i know, but yknow, this time youre gonna definitely know whether or not you did it!",0 +joey,"well, that is a large piece of television equipment. and uh that is an old man! hey old man!",rachel,hey!,1 +ross,excuse me?,rachel,what?,0 +joey,thats right i am!,rachel,they have a game room downstairs! ping pong and stuff.,0 +monica,where did you get those jeans?!,rachel,"oh, but, could we not go together? i,i dont wanna be the geek that invited the boss.",0 +monica,"rach, try holding her a different way.",rachel,but you just said whats mine is yours?,0 +ross,"yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, i think maybe i should talk first.",rachel,"yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys.",0 +ross,"well, i-i was watching her the other day at the pizza place.",rachel,doctor? wow! i didn’t know he had a nickname.,0 +chandler,im sorry!,rachel,you have no respect for anybodys privacy!,1 +ross,"hey, i married a lesbian to make you look good!",rachel,okay!,0 +ross,what the hell are doing?!!,rachel,sex!,0 +joey,not a problem.,rachel,hello.,0 +robert,"oh, there they are! i-i dropped my keys.",rachel,oh my....,1 +monica,"mom says its all of manhattan, parts of brooklyn and queens, and they have no idea when its coming back on.",rachel,could you speak up please?,0 +ross,"joshua…guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda…y’know.",rachel,oh! you know what i need?,0 +phoebe,"well, shes gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!",rachel,"no phoebe, i am not letting you put makeup on my baby!",1 +ross,"oh, i don’t, i don’t, i don’t know…",rachel,"oh-ho, look what i got julio.",0 +ross,no anchovies.,rachel,"with ah, extra anchovies.",1 +ross,"every week, the tv guide comes to chandler and joey’s apartment. what name appears on the address label?",rachel,chandler gets it! it’s chandler bing!,1 +mr. waltham,"for you and emily, tonight, die fledermaus.",rachel,"ok, ok. im gonna come out to long island with you, i mean, you cant be alone right now.",0 +phoebe,are you moving out?,rachel,"no, these arent all my suitcases. this ones paolos.",1 +joey,well maybe i got a little upset and maybe i told them where they could go.,rachel,"joey, why would you do that?",1 +joey,"yeah, well call that plan b. all right?",rachel,"i know, and then all of the sudden your mom pops into your head. and your like mom, get outta here! you know, but of course, like, after that you cant possibly think of anything else, and you cant, you know, stop what your doing. so its kinda like, youre, you know. you know.... you dont know!",0 +joey,"hey, how you doin’?",rachel,"you know what, i’m gonna do that, i’m gonna call him up, and i’m gonna ask him out. i can do that. ask him out. how you doin’? hi! joshua? it’s rachel green from bloomingdale’s. yeah, umm, i was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? well, we found a wallet, and we— the license? well, that is a good idea! uh, well, let’s see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. i’ll see you tomorrow. bye. you’ve done that a thousand times?",1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,that’s it?! even if nobody helps me i can eat that no problem. at least give me a challenge!,0 +chandler,it is the softest hair! touch it!,rachel,okay. can i borrow 94 dollars?,0 +chandler,i totally understand. can i just see your bra?,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"okay, stay calm. nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.",rachel,really? you think so?,1 +monica,"cmon, you cant live off your parents your whole life.",rachel,"listen, while youre on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a western omelet or something... although actually im really not that hungry...",0 +ross,well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma.,rachel,hello?! i still don’t know what the hell i’m doing!,1 +phoebe,"hi! its me. and soup. hey, i just saw josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.",rachel,ughh!,1 +joey,i’m loud!,rachel,it’s gonna be up all night!,1 +monica,"well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.",rachel,what is that?,0 +phoebe,i guess so.,rachel,here you go. thank you!,1 +phoebe,"please...wait, how did you do that?",rachel,what?,1 +ross,right?,rachel,right!,1 +monica,y’know maybe a little bit!,rachel,yeah me too.,0 +phoebe,calm down. maybe you’re not pregnant.,rachel,what?!,1 +chandler,"oh, come on! it’s not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! i mean usually i’m pretty much just in there by myself.",rachel,"chandler!! promise me, you will end it.",1 +barry,you-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!,rachel,you-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!,0 +ross,wow!,rachel,"yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!",1 +ross,done!,rachel,"it’s between us and the sea, ross!",0 +phoebe,"ya, you know, rachel … she’ll do whatever you want. y’know, you can just walk all over her.",rachel,"no, sweetie, i-i trust you.",0 +chandler,"yes, yes, it’s just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with ross.",rachel,"oh, well okay. well, there you go.",1 +danny,"i had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.",rachel,"oh. listen, im so sorry. i would, i wouldve never fogged you if yknow if you hadnt looked so…. yknow.",1 +joey,do you wanna do it?,rachel,"fine, y’know what, that’s it. from now on, joey, i want you to be my best man.",0 +monica,"you went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. i went to one where i wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.",rachel,they had to have that specially made?!,1 +chandler,sounds like a really bad idea to me.,rachel,is he okay in there?,1 +phoebe,"well, he stabbed me first!!",rachel,"im surprised to, but yet here i am.",0 +monica,"oh, what about that guy over there? remember? that is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.",rachel,your son.,0 +tag,"no, i would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!",rachel,: what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets his jollys to jaws!,0 +joey,"no it’s not weird, it’s a miracle!",rachel,"i didnt know that! well, what a pretty last name!",0 +joey,"weve only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think i gotta get her something?",rachel,"right. my name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake. so, um, so um, how many chords do you know?",0 +ross,"hey, y’know what and if you’re looking for a place? i just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.",rachel,oh my god! was she old? does she have a view?,1 +joey,shouldnt we all vote on stuff like this?!,rachel,"what is wrong with raising a kid in the city? im doing it, ross is doing it, sarah jessica parker is doing it!",1 +monica,"oh, thats what i would do, forget mine.",rachel,"oh my god, what happened?",1 +phoebe,"fine, i’ll go call her.",rachel,yes! and please tell her to bring a cake!,1 +monica,really?,rachel,i just wanna clarify this: are you outing mr. peanut?,0 +joey,"i’m not telling, you’ll have to see it on tv!",rachel,"oh, no, no, no, dont go! ive scared ya! ive said too much! im hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! hey, janice! its me. um, yeah, i-i-i just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.",0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,nine.,0 +joey,"oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. okay? we’re on a date.",rachel,okay. wow! so i get to see what joey tribbiani is like on a date. so do,1 +ross,"chandler, i want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay. and sweetie..",rachel,"yeah, i know, go long. yknow, it’s like all i’m doing is running back and forth from the huddle.",1 +ross,i am like indiana jones.,rachel,"well, that’s the best kiss i’ve had with anyone i’ve ever met in a men’s room.",0 +monica,"so, you wore your nightie to dinner?",rachel,"oh, yeah. and uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, i jumped up, and my boob popped out.",1 +ross,how could you have told her?,rachel,"ross, i didnt think it would that big of a deal.",1 +joey,the red ross! okay.,rachel,"no, janice.",0 +chandler,"bing doesnt seem so weird now, does it?",rachel,no.,0 +monica,"all right, ill see you guys later.",rachel,off to see young ethan?,1 +monica,"oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!",rachel,"ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,what’s going on?,0 +joanna,"the only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn’t tell him not to call me, did you?",rachel,i don’t want things to change! do you?,0 +phoebe,thank god you’re here. listen to this!,rachel,"phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, joey, you get the robot, and chandler and i get the dog. ok, and the race is going to go from here to here. now the one who comes in last, stays!",0 +ross,huh.,rachel,ross?,0 +chandler,"just do it! okay, its janice and if i get it im going to have to see her tonight. oh, thats great im gonna have to see her tonight.",rachel,whats the big deal? why dont you wanna see janice?,1 +monica,"why don’t you phase it out? yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in america.",rachel,because i dont have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. i mean theres no way.,0 +melissa,"oh you don’t have to be sorry. i’m…i’m obviously kidding. i’m not in love with you. i’m not in love with her. i don’t hear coconuts banging together. yeah, i don’t…picture your face when i make love to my boyfriend. anyway, i gotta go. eh…kiss good-bye? no? okay.",rachel,wow! i mean i had no idea that that was gonna…,1 +ben,remember all that stuff i taught you yesterday?,rachel,"listen, can you do me a favor? im gonna be out today. can you just keep an eye on joey, make sure nothing happens between him and molly?",0 +ross,no.,rachel,"oh, are you sure youre ok?",1 +phoebe,"no, look, dont touch that!",rachel,"oh, like i wasnt dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... hi barry! remember me? im the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family! oh god and now im gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...",1 +monica,"uh, so, uh, rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, i mean, its only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with ross or should i just throw it out?",rachel,"rachel, i love you! deal with me first!",0 +phoebe,wanna go see a movie?,rachel,yes! bye daddy.,1 +chandler,what problem did you tell him you had?,rachel,damnit!,0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,"and uh, yeah, i didn’t really, i didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. and uh, and i thought it would be funnier if we got married. so as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then to eat a lot of grapes. so umm, sorry i got us into this mess.",1 +ross,"uh, yeah! i still can’t believe she hates pottery barn!",rachel,oh.,0 +amy,so beautiful.,rachel,"oh, i know, isnt she?",1 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"we think if you saw it, youd understand. i mean you guys were there. it is beautiful, isnt it?",0 +chandler,he’s greek orthodox.,rachel,"so i got your car, it’s right outside.",0 +phoebe,"oh, i wanna see! lemme see! lemme see!",rachel,hello? who are we spying on?,1 +ross,and! break!!,rachel,"okay, uhh, i think i’m going to run to the ladies room.",1 +bonnie,thanks a million.,rachel,i found a dried up seashores.,0 +monica,but what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?,rachel,a psychic and a wishbone? guys! give someone else a chance!,0 +ross,"oh uh, i’m sorry.",rachel,no ross! ross! ross! my child has no father!,1 +chandler,"oh, yeah. yeah, i found this great place called invisible things for kathy. can you give me a hand with all this stuff?",rachel,"hi, heres the deal. we lost a carseat on a bus today. its white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. oh, and there was a baby in it. he wants to talk to you again.",0 +chandler,okay. you won’t believe what monica’s older brother just said to me!,rachel,what ‘cha doing mon?,1 +ross,uh rach…,rachel,"oh, i almost don’t want to show this. just remember i’m a minute younger.",0 +phoebe,you said it was okay!,rachel,you said she was bald!!,1 +ross,"yeah, yknow what? ill take it myself, thank you! all right rach, lets go!",rachel,"phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!",0 +ross,"oh, come on rach, we will. i promise. we have more interviews and worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.",rachel,uh-oh. its scary scientist man.,0 +ross,is-is he ok?,rachel,"yeah, they said hes gonna be fine, but hes still heavily sedated.",1 +joey,thats a huge thing!,rachel,"not working with me, joe! heres the thing: lately i have been having thoughts musings, if you will!",1 +ross,what?,rachel,"dee, the sarcastic sister from whats happening.",0 +policeman,can he handle the stick?,rachel,oh well…,1 +erin,what’s wrong?,rachel,our kids are gonna call her aunt janice aren’t they?,0 +monica,"rachel, you and mark?!",rachel,"no. it was painful. oh my god , they should call it pain-zine, now with a little wax.",0 +joey,"seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing.",rachel,fine! here! take a hike toots!,0 +nurse,"just so you know, dr. long can’t be here today, she was called to",rachel,"oh, okay. hey, can i ask you a question? was it me, or-or was the guy",1 +chandler,"kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...",rachel,"no, no, no... no, i mean... se-x-u-ally...",1 +danny,"oh wow, you look great! glad you could make it.",rachel,"oh well, yknow, the gala had to end sometime.",1 +joey,"all right, i’m gonna go!",rachel,"oh. y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because i was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot! is that okay?",0 +ticket agent,"i’m afraid i’m going to have to ask you to step aside, miss.",rachel,"look, if i don’t get to london!! he is going to marry that other girl!!!",1 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,"oh, thank you for doing that. i just can’t deal with this just quite yet.",1 +ross,"marcel! marcel! marcel, no! good boy. see, how can nobody want him?",rachel,"oh, somebody will.",1 +ross,"that guy, he burns me up.",rachel,"yeah, well, its a mercedes if i move back home. oh, it was horrible. he called me young lady.",1 +ross,"so rachel, whatre you, uh... whatre you up to tonight?",rachel,"de-caff. okay, everybody, this is rachel, another lincoln high survivor. this is everybody, this is chandler, and phoebe, and joey, and- you remember my brother ross?",0 +phoebe,which proves that i never lie.,rachel,"aww, is it broken?",0 +phoebe,"i, i dont know what to say. i mean, you know, youre married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, oh, im not gay.",rachel,"no, no, i mean, no, cmon you guys, i mean, cmon look its only eleven thirty. lets just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.",1 +ross,thats closer.,rachel,"the blizzard. i just saw on the news, its like the worst snow storm in 20 years! they already closed all the bridges and tunnels.",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,well we’re gonna miss you around here.,1 +ross,did she do this to her? i told you we shouldnt have left emma with her!,rachel,"i know, i know, and you were right ross. you are soo irresponsible i am never letting you baby-sit ever again!",1 +joey,hey rach!,rachel,"are any of you guys free tonight? my boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people i bring, the better i look. so, monica? chandler?",1 +mike,yeah. we have rat babies now.,rachel,"ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?",1 +monica,that was unbelievable!,rachel,"oh hey! theres some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?",0 +monica,uh huh.,rachel,"all right, you have yourself a deal.",0 +ross,"fine, fine, rachel your with monica, joey you’re with me.",rachel,i can not believe your trading me!!,1 +phoebe,you guys you really should get rid of those animals. they shouldn’t be living in an apartment.,rachel,yeah! especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around…,1 +ross,you tell them to wait!,rachel,okay. wait! wait!,1 +joey,"i told you not to move it! rach, how would you feel if say, i wanted to move you mom, and you said don’t, and i did it anyway and her head fell off?",rachel,"okay, come on—joey, i’ll buy you a new one! all right? we’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.",1 +joey,yeah. ill see you in the morning.,rachel,oh...,0 +amy,"yeah, not really. babies are dull.",rachel,just us.,0 +joey,"hey, look whos here! its joey, and he brought home a friend.",rachel,i cant believe this. not even my geology lab partner? and i carried that guy!,0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,i will wake you up in a way that’s proved very popular in the past.,1 +ross,"now, if you need to stay late, i want to be supportive of that.",rachel,right.,1 +phoebe,oh no.,rachel,"and when you have a second later, i wanna show you why we don’t just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.",0 +ross,hmm?,rachel,"do you still have that, um, navy uniform?",1 +carol,oh my god!,rachel,or carol! but they’re funny to kids and who is it hurting?!,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,you got me. i don’t…,0 +ross,but is it technically a date if the other person doesnt show up?,rachel,"oh, oh no. do you think she walked in, saw you and left?",1 +joey,"oh no-no, no-no i love living with you. it just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.",rachel,"but joey, i don’t think ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. i mean——or he does.",1 +monica,uh-huh!,rachel,really? just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?,1 +phoebe,that fan kinda looks like ours. and the birdcage and the…wait a sec! this is our exact living room!,rachel,"no! no! no! no it’s not! no it’s not! come on! phoebe, ours is totally different! i mean we don’t have the… we don’t have the…that lamp! and-and that screen is y’know, on the other side.",1 +joey,"yeah, what’ going on?",rachel,nothing.,0 +ross,"ok, whats the longest youve been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?",rachel,okay!,0 +danny,what?,rachel,"okay, its a typical new york city apartment. two girls are just hanging out.",0 +alice,"yeah. yknow we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.",rachel,oh my god!! great!,1 +monica,"oh, thanks! well try to stop by.",rachel,"uh, actually, i think im gonna be busy.",1 +amy,"she was. carbs found her... see, this is what i wanted. two sisters, talking about real stuff.",rachel,"then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… i’ve been watching too much porn.",0 +phoebe,right- where weve been looking all night!,rachel,he is so cute!,1 +phoebe,well-well but it is huge.,rachel,"i know, but i was just thinking about how huge this is for me. i didn’t even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.",1 +tag,oh yeah! we went to the knicks game.,rachel,"oh, i’m sorry. is that annoying? and speaking about being selfish in bed, how’s whitney?",0 +ross,is this about mark?,rachel,ahhhh!!,0 +the teacher,"well, thats sort of a given, but yes. anyone else?",rachel,"oh-oh-oh, symbolism! and uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which i think is-is mirrored in the wildness of heathcliffs character.",1 +ross,"yeah, i need uh… i’m just—i don’t know—i don’t understand, umm, how this happened? we-we used a condom.",rachel,"i know. i know, but y’know condoms only work like 97% of the time.",1 +ross,"well, chandler’s my oldest friend, but joey’s my—no! ah!",rachel,"ok, thank you. and i promise you i will not forget this one. mandy.",0 +ross,...so i think alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.,rachel,"what future boyfriends? nono, i th- i think this could be, yknow, it.",1 +phoebe,"okay. wait, do you know how you’re going to stall her?",rachel,"hey! you’re here! great! great! great! let’s get going buddy, we’ve got a scene to shoot!",0 +chandler,"okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.",rachel,how many guesses do you get?,1 +ross,"okay, well the ??? is not home.",rachel,wow! this looks great!,0 +ross,real magic does exist.,rachel,wow.,1 +phoebe,"ok, so this is pretty much whats happened so far. ross was in love with rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and italian guys. finally chandler was like forget about her but when ross was in china on his dig, chandler let it slip that ross was in love with rachel. she was like, oh my god. so she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didnt know was, that ross was getting off the plane with another woman. uh-oh! so, thats pretty much everything you need to know. but, enough about us. so, howve you been?",rachel,oh. oh!,0 +bonnie,"oh yeah, well i just started wearing bras again.",rachel,"oh, that must be it.",1 +monica,"we’re not doing anything. we’re just sitting around talking, quietly.",rachel,hi.,0 +ross,i bet two dollars.,rachel,ok... see your two... and i raise you twenty.,1 +monica,i know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?,rachel,uh... charlie and i broke up.,0 +monica,"chandler, here you go, got your traditional thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixins, and your family size bag of funyuns.",rachel,hows it going?,0 +chandler,"this reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. okay, here we go.",rachel,well... im helping out down at the n.y.u. med school with some... research.,0 +monica,"then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… i’ve been watching too much porn.",rachel,is that the heartbeat?,1 +monica,"it’s monica, open up!",rachel,i cant believe theres somebody coming out of you right now. theres somebody coming out of you! is it? is it? its my son.,0 +mr. zelner,"yknow what? i may regret this but uh, im going to give you a shot.",rachel,oh! you are?,1 +paul,it was horrible. they called me chicken boy.,rachel,oh!,1 +joshua,do i?,rachel,i am… free!,0 +monica,"could you please tell me what this is in reference to? yes, hold on. um, they say theres been some unusual activity on your account.",rachel,wait! did you say g.stephanopoulos?,0 +monica,i really need to talk to you.,rachel,"i mean, well, cause when i was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so i barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. and heres this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that theyre fighting over who gets to love it the most. and its not even born yet. its just, its just the luckiest baby in the whole world. im sorry, you were fighting.",0 +katie,okay. it was nice to see you.,rachel,"oh god, it freaked me out. okay, i know it shouldn’t have, but it did. i mean i like her, i don’t want to stop seeing her, but every so often it’s like ‘hey, yknow what, where’s your leg?’ i mean i’m the smallest person in the world aren’t i? i’m the smallest person in the world.",0 +ross,"come on, would you grow up? it’s no big deal.",rachel,"oh, chandler.",0 +barry,"i swear, whatever i was doing, i was always thinking of you.",rachel,"ring dammit, ring!",0 +ross,is that funny? am i supposed to be laughing?,rachel,are you kidding? this is where they get out stains! okay? this is like disneyland for me. i’m-i’m gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts.,0 +ross,"no, no, really. you should go. just go! go! go out! really, the world is your oyster. kick up the heels. paint the town red.",rachel,i’m very interested to find out who’s been doing her taxes these last four years.,0 +ross,"you’re right. that’s very different. so let’s, let’s just sign the papers. all right? what?",rachel,"oh that’s right, that’s what i’d sound like if i exploded.",0 +ross,look i told you…,rachel,couldnt have this conversation down at the truck huh?,0 +joey,"yes i do! and we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time,",rachel,"oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.",0 +ross,happy for you.,rachel,"no, happy for you!",1 +mrs green,"so, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?",rachel,oh mom!,1 +charlie,"if you have the time, id really appreciate the help.",rachel,that’s right! maybe it’s time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady…old lady…lady!,0 +dr. mitchell,"look at this, its from the cellars of ernest and tova borgnine, so how could we resist?",rachel,"oh, thats great. look at that.",1 +joey,remember when you where a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?,rachel,so why don’t you quit?,0 +amy,oh. yeah. well.. you didnt come see me when i was in the hospital when i was getting my lips done.,rachel,i did the first time! oh. oh.. and you know what. you want to know why im not giving emily to you.,1 +ross,"marcel, marcel, give rossie the remote. marcel. marcel, you give rossie the remote right now... marce... you give rossie the remote...",rachel,cool... urkel in spanish is urkel.,1 +ross,"marc- oh, this is ridiculous! weve been all over the neighbourhood. hes gone, hes-hes just gone.",rachel,marcel?,0 +joey,"what? rachel, listen, have you ever heard of fortunata fashions?",rachel,no.,1 +ross,"yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.",rachel,"well, no, maybe-maybe it wasn’t perfect, but yknow it was pretty cool, yknow, ‘cause we had all those great talks yknow.",0 +ross,you should get some sleep.,rachel,okay.,1 +nurse,right! we have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. so in just a minute…,rachel,"whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! i’m sorry, semi-private? we , we asked for a private room.",1 +ross,"oh, come on, rach, hes a guy!",rachel,its to my apartment.,0 +phoebe,"oh, no. oh, nothing.",rachel,help!,0 +ross,so it’s looks like we’re the first ones here.,rachel,"yeah, looks that way. first ones here! wooo!!",1 +phoebe,"umm, it’s negative.",rachel,wow! you look like... like my mom.,0 +joey,"well, he’s too shy, he doesn’t thing he’s good enough to dance with girls yet.",rachel,"yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that…garbage chute.",1 +joey,"you said i had to give you the chair, you didnt say anything about the cushions.",rachel,"ross, that was a halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as little bo peep.",1 +monica,"yeah, i don’t hear chandler’s and he doesn’t hear mine.",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,i cant believe im hearing this!,rachel,"wait a minute! wait a minute! im not saying that you shouldn’t have a bag, i just—its just there are other bags that are a little less umm, controversial.",1 +ross,you promised you wouldnt say anything.,rachel,bye chandler.,0 +joey,"if you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.",rachel,you really think i didnt say goodbye to you because i dont care?,1 +phoebe,uh-oh. she may be onto us.,rachel,we are so gonna find them this year.,1 +chandler,"well it you don’t know that, then i don’t want to do this with you.",rachel,"all right, itll be great! you just make her think you wanna have sex with her! itll totally freak her out!",0 +ross,"oh, who cares?",rachel,fine! maybe i will too!,0 +ross,"hmph. so what you, you tell each other everything?",rachel,"oh really? well, maybe you and i go out for drinks? you’re the other one right?",0 +ross,"yeah, i recognize the ankles!",rachel,get up!,1 +ross,i didn’t know what i was taking full responsibility for! okay?! i didn’t finish the whole letter!,rachel,what?!!,1 +phoebe,because you would rather live here with joey.,rachel,"yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?",0 +ross,"well, okay, what-what did she say?",rachel,"well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.",1 +mona,how can i be sure on that?,rachel,oh we just—we drove each other crazy!,1 +joey,"im fine with it, i mean, if youre ok watching a video filled with two nippled",rachel,"well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. and uh, and the lightings always unflattering. and, monica help me out here.",1 +chandler,�pudo aver sido general tso!,rachel,emily?!,0 +monica,noooo! im lying. i am so drunk.,rachel,"oh god, oh. great, monica, yknow what, you couldve called, i have been up here, ive been worried...",1 +monica,ill do it!,rachel,"oh, uh, ok. right this way. all the other pregnant women seem to be goin in here.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"no, im just gonna help him, you know, get de-ursula-ized, like you know, like i did for joey after he went out with her.",0 +ross,shake it!,rachel,shake that nasty butt...,1 +ross,damnit! ill put a candle on the cake.,rachel,"oh!... oh and emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!",1 +phoebe,"ohh! so, did you get to meet her?",rachel,"no, there is no rachel greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, i’m rachel greep! i’m rachel greep! and he let her right in.",1 +phoebe,yeah? why?,rachel,well mainly because hes kissing that other guy.,1 +ross,no! no! no! the come here to me is yknow for the ladies.,rachel,"ross, honey, its a nice couch. its not a magic couch.",1 +dr. green,"poppy. oh, i’m gonna be a poppy. so when is the wedding?",rachel,who?,1 +joey,you wanna know wh...? you wanna know why?,rachel,"yeah, yeah! and you can get rid of that french poster.",0 +ross,ohhh! kids!,rachel,"phoebe, thats how it starts. i dont need to eat the cake, ill just smell the icing... why dont i just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. and next thing you know, youre 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. phoebe, honey, i know this is hard. look, if you talk to him, youre going to wanna see him. and if you see him, youre going to want to get back together with him. i know thats not what you want. give me your phone.",0 +ross,"hey, you guys! guess what?",rachel,what are you doing?,0 +ross,"all right i guess im, gonna go pack.",rachel,"okay. oh wait! one more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of us?",1 +woman,"that’d be great, thanks.",rachel,"well, carol says she and susan want me to be involved, but if im not comfortable with it, i dont have to be involved.. basically its entirely up to me.",0 +joey,"yeah, yeah. hey, why don’t you give a pull on that rope?",rachel,you have to respect the sea!,0 +ross,and shes just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…,rachel,"well, how-how come?",0 +caitlin,oh my god! that was flirting?!,rachel,"because if youre not moving forward, yknow youre just moving backwards.",0 +joey,im saying maybe you and i crank it up a notch.,rachel,"yknow honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as i am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, i just, i-i dont think we should be cranking anything up.",1 +woman,no! it’s where you put the dirty ones!,rachel,"well that’s gross, why don’t you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?",1 +phoebe,right.,rachel,okay?,1 +joey,see ya!,rachel,yeah. okay. rosss treat! where do you wanna eat?,0 +phoebe,"hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do i do?! what will i do?!",rachel,"ooh, actually i’ve been making a list of all the women i know who might be into doing this!",0 +ross,"why don’t you come, i mean, i-i have two tickets, why not?",rachel,"oh, okay ross. listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?",0 +monica,"oh, are the drapes still closed hon?",rachel,yeah. and y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? is that perverted old couple two doors over.,1 +monica,all right... youre right. were sorry. now lets wake up emma and get the fun time started!,rachel,nooooooooo!!!!! time lapse,0 +joey,"im sorry! this never happened to me before! im an expert at taking off bras! i can do it with one hand! i can do it with my eyes closed! one time i just looked at one, and it popped open! i blame your bra!",rachel,it’s a standard issue bra clasp!,1 +monica,ill get back to my new job.,rachel,kay. congratulations on your new job.,1 +chandler,what is going on here?,rachel,"and with chandler in the next room. what are you, what are you sick?",1 +phoebe,ooh.,rachel,what?,1 +chandler,"this reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. okay, here we go.",rachel,"okay. ooh, my! woah! why is that baby torturing that woman?!",1 +ross,you really serve people sneezers?,rachel,"well um, i don’t.",1 +joshua,"okay, that’s-that’s not funny. uhh.",rachel,"im sorry, youre right, i apologize, but i should tell you that im waiting for a date. oh, and there he is now.",0 +ross,i fell asleep!,rachel,"allright... but... if i ever do come back from minsk... well, you just better watch out.",0 +monica,"no, sorry.",rachel,"im, im okay.",0 +ross,"yeah, that’s our baby.",rachel,thanks!,0 +joey,did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?,rachel,no!,1 +susan,thanks.,rachel,"oh, god, i cant believe one of us actually has one of these.",1 +monica,which one?,rachel,whos rick?,0 +monica,"joey?! oh my god, rachel!",rachel,"wait, wait, wait.",0 +joey,"because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? i have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did i ever say no! i couldnt do it to ross!",rachel,but that wasnt gonna stop you before!,1 +ross,what did you get?,rachel,credit.,1 +ross,"hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.",rachel,"hey, i didnt know we were, uh, seeing other people.",0 +monica,thats so gross!,rachel,"no well, no its not that bad, yknow? i mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, i actually feel like i can throw up.",1 +ross,ohhhh…,rachel,that’s nice.,1 +ross,i missed you too.,rachel,"ooh, i was soo nervous about that letter. but the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. yknow?",1 +ross,what?,rachel,"oh, absolutely. yeah, you know im not even thinking about that thing that were not supposed to think about.",0 +joey,really? she... she loves me?,rachel,"you really think hed take me? i mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when i moved out, i hurt him bad.",0 +ross,what happened?,rachel,"plus, you look cool.",0 +gunther,thanks rachel. and-and dont forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.,rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,who? who do you know that are friends that just fool around?,rachel,"ok, off the top of my head... don and janet.",1 +monica,oh my god. were trying to get pregnant so hes probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.,rachel,no you really think thats what it is?,1 +ross,you too! what are the odds?,rachel,"oh, i love this street. the trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.",0 +phoebe,"okay, this is going to be harder than i thought. umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy.",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,hey! i sold that to joey.,rachel,"i want you to tell her everything. about the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... wally cox! thats the voice of underdog!",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,no way!,0 +phoebe,"oh! ok, um, ok, um,",rachel,"oh, pheebs, pheebs...",1 +ross,what?! what?,rachel,i am freaking out!,1 +phoebe,are you sure?,rachel,"oh please, i hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. although, i’m really gonna miss living with you.",1 +charlie,"so, you know what, i really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. where do you think those would be?",rachel,on melanie griffith in working girl. i think what you want is over here.,1 +barry,"i swear, whatever i was doing, i was always thinking of you.",rachel,please! during that second time you couldnt have picked her out of a lineup!,1 +pete,"well, if that were true, i’d dating my aunt ruth. and the two times we went out were just plain awkward. come on, you think she should go out with me, don’t you?",rachel,"well, i mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? i mean that ain’t a pretty picture in the morning, y’know what i mean. that wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, yknow.",1 +joey,"no-no! no, i’m accepting it on her behalf.",rachel,you’ll have a last kiss.,0 +tag,"well, it’s not out here. is there any chance it could be in your office?",rachel,: ok this is how much i love you.,0 +mindy,what do you mean?,rachel,yeah?,0 +joey,... shes being unreasonable!,rachel,"anyway, ok, now promise you wont like, freak out and say how great this is until im done, ok.",0 +danny,im hungry. wanna get some pizza? you can keep yelling if theres more.,rachel,after she gave me that big speech?! she goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? i think she’s trying to pull a fast one on big daddy!,0 +monica,"all right, phoebe get open. rachel, go long.",rachel,uh-huh.,0 +ross,"oh, too late, too late! its sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...",rachel,"im trying to put emma down for a nap, have you seen hugsy?",1 +ross,"oh, man, im not going to be able to handle this. now i know how my students feel at the end of each year. and why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.",rachel,what were you doing in africa?,0 +joey,yeah...,rachel,and last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?,1 +chandler,"wow, ralph lauren is really going out of there way to show they’re not in the baby buying business.",rachel,"chandler, can you give us a minute?",1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,what? a brain transplant?!,0 +phoebe,good plan.,rachel,"yeah, cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.",0 +ross,i uh… i don’t know. i mean i…i honestly didn’t watch it.,rachel,"yeah, me neither. yet…",1 +danny,okay.,rachel,"wow, did not know that! may i say how lovely you look today?",0 +phoebe,"he’s right though, the ’74 is absolute piss.",rachel,"this was such a huge mistake. i can’t tell him phoebe. i can’t, i can’t, i can’t, i can’t…",1 +ross,joey’s asking if you’ve just ruined the first book he’s ever loved that didn’t star jack nicholson?,rachel,yes! we’re getting married?!,0 +ross,"oh. listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if i asked you out? sometime? maybe?",rachel,"yeah, maybe...",1 +joanna,"you can have your own office, and a raise! effective tomorrow.",rachel,i’d need an expense account.,1 +dr. green,"i’ll never understand you lesbians. so baby, tell me…what is new with you.",rachel,well actually umm…,1 +ross,"oh, no problem.",rachel,oh! hows it going?,0 +joshua,"ah, that’s okay, thanks.",rachel,you can’t leave a baby alone!,0 +chandler,"guys, id listen to her. the vein is bigger than ive ever seen it.",rachel,"oh, this is such a cute picture of emma. and is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?",0 +ross,"okay. so well i’ll umm, i’ll have her home by midnight.",rachel,"yeah! yeah, sort of. i’m sorry.",0 +monica,"okay, you’re-you’re really freaking me out.",rachel,we can’t find chandler…—‘s vest. we can’t find chandler’s vest.,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"pheebs, monica tripped me, i dont think i can ever run again, ever!",1 +joey,"ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, i mean rach, i mean if if... . if hugsy means that much to emma then... well she can have him.",rachel,"oh!! oh i thought they were just watching me. you know, like at, like at an aquarium, ya know.",0 +joey,open the box!!,rachel,it’s pretty clear.,0 +ticket agent,"i’m afraid i’m going to have to ask you to step aside, miss.",rachel,"now, wait a second! you make food and robots?",0 +tag,i’d better get back to my desk.,rachel,"umm, can we see you ride it?",0 +ross,"it’s okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, yknow, it was your first time babysitting, i figured you did the best you could.",rachel,i did!,1 +ross,sweetie that’s it.,rachel,bye!,0 +joey,"come on, chandler, ross is our friend. he needs us right now, so why dont you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!",rachel,okay.,0 +chandler,"well, what’s the deal with these? these-these look nice.",rachel,we agreed on minnie.,0 +policeman,that’s hanson.,rachel,"oops sorry, my mistake.",1 +chandler,have i got the 50 guys for you!,rachel,really?!,1 +ross,you okay?,rachel,"yeah, i guess. i-i… i mean, do-do you think we’re ever gonna have that?",1 +ross,okay.,rachel,you lost 13 million dollars.,0 +monica,"when i fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.",rachel,isn’t it? then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?,0 +charlie,rachel... i heard you guys whispering.,rachel,"oh god. you did. you heard. ok, listen, let me explain.",1 +joey,"i know, i know..., but thats okay. i mean, we can control ourselves, were not animals.",rachel,"no! of course we can wait. alright, so i guess that means good night then?",1 +chandler,"two hours, that lasted!",rachel,"hey! joey said no autographs! but if shes gettting one, then i want one too: to monica. and none of this best wishes crap. i want love.",0 +phoebe,"hey joey, y’know what? you are way to good for her.",rachel,yeah and honey i promise next time that i will just say good-bye and tell ‘em you’re not looking for a relationship.,1 +joshua,but…,rachel,monica said that did she?,0 +monica,"well, then, i’m okay with being high maintenance.",rachel,"yeah, and i am okay with being a pushover.",1 +monica,yes i am!!,rachel,"well, our names really are monica and chandler. were from new york.",0 +ross,y’know what i think it is? i think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave.,rachel,oh. look at you making up crap for me. oh god!,1 +ross,what?!,rachel,"clearly you don’t want people to see this tape. now i don’t want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don’t people to see it makes me want to see it. you see?",1 +monica,"white house adviser? clintons campaign guy? the one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?",rachel,i cant believe youre not gonna be here for christmas.,0 +policeman,yes i am.,rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,grand supreme little darling?,rachel,"i wouldnt brag too much about that thing, big guy.",0 +ross,"no, that’s, no, as long as you’re okay. so i’ll ah, i’ll see you tomorrow.",rachel,"as my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death parts us.",0 +phoebe,"oh, hi.",rachel,"umm, well he’s very dashing, yknow, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn’t speak any english, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.",0 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,"i did, monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.",1 +phoebe,"oh, hi.",rachel,and i also brought my friend joey…,1 +ross,"well, chandler’s my oldest friend, but joey’s my—no! ah!",rachel,ooooo!,1 +joey,"yeah-yeah right. that’s okay. that’s fine. that’s uh, pretty much what i was expecting. so uh, it’s no big deal. all right? i think i’m gonna go.",rachel,"oh! man i don’t think i’ve seen you since uh, lance davis’ graduation party.",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"well honey, what about you?",1 +chandler,"come on, ross? remember back in college, when he fell in love with carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?",rachel,what did you just say?,1 +monica,but you live here! you know that.,rachel,what-what-what are you gonna do?,1 +paolo,monopoly!,rachel,"yknow, i uh.. just thought id throw this out here. im no math whiz, but i do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.",0 +monica,"we were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new millennium, and the guy yelled ‘cut!’",rachel,"oh, come on!",0 +mark,"so, see ya on saturday.",rachel,what problem did you tell him you had?,0 +chandler,"he said...he said, he said that theyre having a great time. im sorry. but, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! without any outside help whatsoever.",rachel,how is that the silver lining?,1 +phoebe,"ohh, they gave me a great spot. right by macys. yeah, they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie, but i’m the only one who can sing merry christmas in 25 languages. i lied.",rachel,"oh my god. ok you guys, there’s danny. watch. just watch this. see?! still pretending he’s not interested. ohh, he’s coming over. just pretend like we don’t know him. we’ve forgotten who he is.",1 +ross,"god, i dont believe this. she could be giving birth in the cab.",rachel,"look both, joey and monica feel the same way that i do. no-no-no-no.",0 +phoebe,"uh-hmm. uh-hmm, who’s next?",rachel,"okay, i’m done. do mine.",1 +monica,"joey, please don’t do that. i think it’s best that we just forget about it.",rachel,we did it!!,0 +phoebe,"oh my god! i killed him! i killed another one! and this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.",rachel,oh.,0 +monica,"yes i did, i’m monica, super aunt",rachel,you are the official baby crier stopper!,1 +ross,"no, but it’s-it’s-it’s hot!",rachel,no.,0 +phoebe,"ohh, i lost my mom to suicide.",rachel,im in college and im in a band.,0 +phoebe,"oh, god bless us, everyone.",rachel,here we go. i’m serving my last cup of coffee. there you go. enjoy.,1 +phoebe,i was preparing you for my—didn’t you think i was dead? did that not come off?,rachel,"no way! ‘kay look, if i have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!",0 +phoebe,"yeah no, i’m telling you rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—and i think that you should. you should, you should ask rachel to help.",rachel,oh honey he doesn’t need my help.,1 +ross,"rach, i got a message from you.",rachel,"oh my god. oh my god ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . .",1 +ross,yknow what? im gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in 99!,rachel,"sunshine is here! the sky is clear, the morning’s here!",0 +ross,"hey, i thought i cheered you up.",rachel,"oh you did, there are twenty in here.",1 +ross,"look, look, look.",rachel,"what, what, what?",1 +phoebe,"that true, i am flaky.",rachel,"so, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?",1 +joey,yeah...,rachel,"oh! and the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?",1 +mrs green,no.,rachel,"oh honey, leave them alone, they’re in love.",0 +mark,that’s okay.,rachel,"oh, how does it work?",0 +phoebe,why?,rachel,"the whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when i got there, there was no rachel green on the list, but there was a rachel greep.",1 +chandler,what?! no! no!,rachel,"why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?",0 +ross,"hey, rach, can i get some coffee?",rachel,"yeah, sure.",1 +charlie,"oh, newcastle disease is a secretion borne virus that only affects chickens and... other poultry.",rachel,"... ok, who is this?",1 +ben,don’t talk to me now!,rachel,"yeah, if im willing to sleep with the casting lady.",0 +chandler,"um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now theyre all recommending trident?",rachel,oh.,0 +joey,porsche.,rachel,"okay. i went down to the ‘mattress king’ showroom and, and i saw janice, kissing her ex-husband.",0 +ross,"yeah. there’s no breaking them up, is there?",rachel,so if you take this job youll be moving to paris?,0 +chandler,whose is it?,rachel,"well, does that mean that you’re not going to wearing yours?",0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,and do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!,1 +all,thats terrible! im sorry!,rachel,yes. right where?,0 +phoebe,good idea!,rachel,"yeah, oh wait!",1 +ross,how’d did it go?,rachel,"hey, stay out of this, chandler! this is between me... and me!",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +waiter,are we ready to order?,rachel,"oh wow, i didnt get you anything. heres five back.",0 +charlie,wow!,rachel,yeah...,1 +phoebe,that is damning evidence.,rachel,hi!,0 +julie,bye.,rachel,bye. what a manipulative bitch.,1 +phoebe,no!!,rachel,"no! joey, oh you’re so sweet. you’re so-so sweet, honey. but i’m not, i’m not looking for a husband.",1 +chandler,"no, no, the actual cartoon character. of course the balloon. its all over the news. right before he reached macys, he broke free and was spotted flying over washington square park. im goin to the roof, whos with me?",rachel,"i cant, i gotta go.",1 +joey,"oh, no dont worry about that, i swallowed that years ago.",rachel,"oh, i dont think she likes the new hugsy.",1 +ross,yes! ben learned a little trick.,rachel,oh yeah? did he pull the old…,1 +ross,hello! can i get you anything? huh? lens cleaner? your battery okay? rachel!,rachel,oh ross!,1 +chandler,yeah?,rachel,yeah!,1 +monica,"so rach! you’re the first guest at hotel monica! umm, you’ll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. and i thought i would bring them to you, y’know, in bed. oh, you have been through so much.",rachel,ah whatever!,0 +ross,"youre excited, right?",rachel,"ye-ah. yeah! you know, the moneys great. its certainly the easier choice...",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"bye, bye.",0 +ross,"but you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles.",rachel,owwwww...,1 +ross,the guy you gave your number to.,rachel,"whoa, how do you know about that?",1 +ross,"look, forget it phoebe. okay? it’s rachel’s tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. and she wants to destroy it. so, end of story.",rachel,it was great! it was great! how about you?! i mean you’re having a baby!,0 +ross,"ok. well, before i say anything, i just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then i tell you what i think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and i look like a complete idiot?",rachel,i don’t care! i am not quitting! i insist on finishing this game!,0 +mrs. green,oh you’re gonna do that ten times a day?,rachel,what?! it goes ten times a day! what are we feeding this baby?! indian food?!,1 +ross,correct! what is chandler bing’s job?,rachel,"oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.",1 +phoebe,no! theyre doing it!!!,rachel,hey joe!,0 +dina,do you ever worry that you’ll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?,rachel,what college was that dina?,1 +monica,"oh, im sorry.",rachel,wheres chandler?,1 +phoebe,you’ve never asked a guy out?!!,rachel,no. have you?,1 +monica,"ok, hey rach?",rachel,"oh no, im good, i dont wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands.",1 +chandler,"nope, hymn 253, his eyes are on the sparrow! when my parents got divorced is when i started using humour as a defence mechanism.",rachel,"hi! uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? because i have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. huh? i’m asking you first, right?!. i mean i’m playing by the rules.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, im gonna go back to being street phoebe. yeah! oh but, yknow what? i cant go totally back because street phoebe really wouldnt be friends with you guys. sorry.",rachel,when did that happen to you?!,0 +nurse,"well, you know your insurance will cover that.",rachel,"yeah, i know... ..im im just not that bright either.",1 +ross,"no, no, that’s funny. but maybe it’s time to move on, let it go, y’know? stop it! besides, rachel is going out with elizabeth’s father, so ah, he’s much older than she is. looks like i’m not the only one interested in fossils, huh?",rachel,i know! i know.,0 +ross,guess who?,rachel,hey.,1 +joey,dahhhhh!! no! noooo!!,rachel,"ah, first, i-i would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again.",1 +ross,"hey, joey.",rachel,"they’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. when i was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!",0 +ross,i didn’t know what i was taking full responsibility for! okay?! i didn’t finish the whole letter!,rachel,what?!!,1 +joey,"no, smile! not that face, smile! everybody smile!",rachel,i cant believe this!,0 +gunther,whens your birthday?,rachel,"may fifth, why?",1 +ross,"there you go! good for you! and you know what, im actually getting used to this little guy. i dont really even feel him in here anymore.",rachel,thats because hes on your neck.,1 +chandler,i don’t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.,rachel,"oh, i know.",0 +chandler,"hi! listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? we need a porn break. we spent the last two hours watching in & out & in, again.",rachel,what are you doing?!,0 +ross,"i know if you were getting married i’d feel, kinda….. y’know.",rachel,"yeah. yeah. definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but i’m okay.",1 +ross,whats going on?,rachel,"well, my eye is a little itchy.",1 +monica,we won’t. 300?,rachel,"yep! i sure know how to pick ‘em, huh? yknow i gave up a part on a soap for this!",0 +ross,i suppose.,rachel,"you have! ross, you should give yourself credit. i mean my mom never thought this would work out. it was all, “once a cheater, always a cheater.”",1 +joey,huh. huh.,rachel,"all right, now don’t judge me. i normally wait until my date",1 +joshua,"my marriage like just ended, and i’m really not ready to get into anything yet.",rachel,but….,1 +monica,"hi, geoffrey.",rachel,hi.,1 +chandler,who’s that?,rachel,"you know, you were right? i mean, i thought we were happy. we werent happy. but with mindy, now im happy. spit.",0 +joey,it’s like me when i was born.,rachel,"all right, who would uh, like some yams? will?",1 +joey,well what am i supposed to do?,rachel,no!,0 +ross,"go, go, go!",rachel,"oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!",1 +ross,what? what?! you were begging me to kiss you! you-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!,rachel,i was sending you signals?,1 +phoebe,and this is rachel.,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,no we’re not.,rachel,because im gonna play for ya.,0 +ross,hey.,rachel,whatre you guys doing out here?,1 +julie,hi. is this your first?,rachel,"okay. so, what are you?",0 +joey,then why did i ask?,rachel,"okay, it’s just—and this is really embarrassing—but",1 +monica,i totally forgive you!,rachel,really?,1 +chandler,"hey, you guys all know what you want to do.",rachel,wow.,0 +chandler,well its not flexed right now!,rachel,"hey mon, what are you doing now? wanna come see a movie with us?",1 +ross,"look, i didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. i thought we were broken up.",rachel,we were on a break!,1 +joey,i can give it a shot.,rachel,"yeah, it’s totally meant to be. tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.",0 +joey,"hey-hey, you’re startin’ to sound like the butcher’s wife there in-in chapter seven.",rachel,hey! can we pick up where we left off?,0 +melissa,"well, we’ve been flirting back and forth, but i was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.",rachel,"okay, whoa-whoa easy there melissa! this ain’t a locker room, okay? but, y’know i remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.",1 +ross,"yeah, how does jason look in a v-neck?",rachel,it’s joshua.,1 +monica,i am going… im going--turn it over! im… i am going to get these drops in your eyes.,rachel,oh my god! you really are freakishly strong!,1 +janice,"oh y’know what? you have to speak very loudly when you’re talking to sid, because he’s almost completely deaf.",rachel,hurry up i gotta pray!!,0 +joey,"oh, ehm...im...im rehearsing my lines.they gave me a big romantic story on days of our lives. its the first time my characters got one. im so nervous, you know, i really want it to be good!",rachel,woow!i havent seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!,1 +monica,"okay, whats going on with you?",rachel,yeah huh!! cover yourself up!,0 +phoebe,hm-mmm.,rachel,well yknow every time that they say that like theyre doing laundry well just give them a bunch of laundry to do.,0 +joey,"where’d you grow up, it’s so simple!",rachel,thank you.,0 +ross,who the hell was that?!,rachel,dr. wiener.,1 +barry,"we can, we can go to aruba! when i went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. you wouldve liked it.",rachel,hi!,0 +phoebe,i’m telling it! i’m telling it!,rachel,you cant just call godfather. dont you think her brother should be godfather?,0 +ross,they’re not listening too me?,rachel,"phoebe, she sounded pretty upset to me.",0 +ross,"look, im sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? but the swings are perfectly safe, and besides emma loves them. you know what, you should come with us and youll see!",rachel,"ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! ok? when youre... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just dont know if youre gonna return back to earth!",1 +ross,rach we have a code brown situation.,rachel,"gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didnt want to disturb them.",0 +ross,what are you doing?,rachel,youre not gonna be phased out!,0 +monica,hey.,rachel,hi boots.,1 +monica,i know! phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!,rachel,"huh. except, phoebe’s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.",1 +monica,"besides, if anybodys gonna get free stuff, its gonna be me.",rachel,"okay guys, way to wish me luck!",1 +phoebe,"ok, then maybe itll be, uhm...",rachel,"umm, chandler, if you want i can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.",0 +monica,"i mean this has been like my dream since i got my first easy bake oven and opened easy monica’s bakery. i mean i would kill for this job. i mean i can totally do this job, and god knows i paid my dues. but pete’s just doing this because he has a crush on me.",rachel,and you’re still not attracted to him at all?,1 +ross,"freaked out? hey no, i’m not freaked out! i’m indignant! as a consumer!",rachel,"y’know what? let’s, let’s talk later.",1 +monica,"joey, please don’t do that. i think it’s best that we just forget about it.",rachel,"that’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed.",1 +ross,"all right, all right, its just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everythings kinda pink.",rachel,"well, im gonna get another espresso. can i get you another latte?",0 +phoebe,i am.,rachel,wow!,0 +monica,umm. umm. umm. i dont think so.,rachel,"it’s not what you said. it’s the way you said it….oh my god, i’m a women!!!",0 +monica,what for?,rachel,im gonna go get one of those job things.,1 +ross,you said you’d marry joey?,rachel,"okay you have to realize, i was exhausted, i was emotional, i would have said yes to anybody. like that time you and i got married! i’m not helping.",1 +gavin,but it was a deap meaningful relationship.,rachel,"well ross was hangin’ out over at our place, rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from chandler....",0 +chandler,"oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? dug my action, did she? checkin’ out the chan-chan man!",rachel,hi.,0 +phoebe,"aw, and i was gonna ask you to marry me because i forgot to say hello to you last week.",rachel,"oh no wait pheebs, i think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. but im not sure, chandler?",1 +joey,"hey, how you doin’?",rachel,such a sweet woman.,0 +ross,"oh, please. sweetie it’s hopeless, okay, i’m just gonna go.",rachel,"okay, great.",0 +chandler,"make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?",rachel,"yes, okay, oh, by the way, i just gotta say, i think its really nice of you that even after youve moved, you still keep storing that stuff for joey!",1 +joey,"all right, i guess this will be fine.",rachel,"yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing new year’s eve 1997.",0 +phoebe,"wow, look at these prices.",rachel,"yeah, these are pretty ch-ching.",1 +monica,"oh, that is so sweet. oh gosh, love you. insurance?",rachel,"anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well i guess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the monica wedding fund. what?",0 +ross,pa-haa!! i would love to go with you.,rachel,okay.,0 +joey,"actually, technically, i didn’t.",rachel,well then why did you give me a ring?,1 +joey,did you get your money back?,rachel,"pheebs, you’re talking about putting your body through an awful lot, i mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it’s all for somebody else!",0 +ross,"well, yeah. i can’t-i can’t stay here all night, and if i go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff.",rachel,"well, can’t you tell her that you are not in the mood?",1 +woman,"hi, is rachel here? i’m her sister.",rachel,oh come on you big faker!,0 +richard,ow!!,rachel,what?,1 +ross,"okay, okay, i’m sorry, it will never happen... uh-oh! wait a minute! wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and i’m the king.",rachel,rosss...,1 +ross,"no you do—yknow what, you’re not gonna suck me into this.",rachel,"oh sure i am, because you always have to be right.",1 +chandler,"yeah, and not that you would, but i wouldn’t hang out with…all the guys in my office.",rachel,hi!,1 +will,"oh, you’d like that wouldn’t ya?",rachel,did she look 16?,0 +phoebe,i do!,rachel,no!,0 +monica,"no! but, i’m throwing this shirt away! i think there was a little misunderstanding before.",rachel,um-hmm.,1 +ross,"oh, thats me.",rachel,that was you?! i thought it was jack!,0 +phoebe,"its a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the dna to create your own pheebs!",rachel,"im gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!",1 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"well, look, its hardly snowing anymore. i mean you couldnt ask for a more romantic setting. this could be the simple wedding youve always wanted!",1 +ross,what?!,rachel,merrill lynch?,1 +monica,danny. are you guys ever gonna go out again?,rachel,"i dont know! he hasnt called me since that one time when we went out. i see him in the hallway, we flirt, im all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.",1 +phoebe,oh my god!� i love things.� what happened?,rachel,"yes, because all good plans start with, ill go down the fire escape.",0 +ross,just cant believe im in rachel greens room.,rachel,what do you mean? youve been in my room before!,1 +ross,"well, i still think i was right about that whole mark thing.",rachel,"what—yeah—what, y’know what? i hope emily is a lesbian.",1 +tag,i got asked out twice today when i was at lunch…by guys.,rachel,"wow, you told your dad the truth.",0 +monica,"well, whats the job?",rachel,assistant buyer. oh! i would be shopping... for a living!,1 +phoebe,bye!,rachel,bye you guys!,1 +ben,thanks phoebe!,rachel,"yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?",0 +monica,"but, you see, its just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? and, well, wendys more of a... professional waitress.",rachel,oh! i see. and ive sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that i can waitress in the olympics.,1 +monica,okay.,rachel,"i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i never got to be in a club. i-i didn’t go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn french. bonjour.",0 +bonnie,because i think about shaving it all off again sometime.,rachel,"noo!! i don’t care! i’m not, i’m not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.",rachel,"okay, pheebs, i was hoping for more of a change.",1 +chandler,"the problem is, though, after the concerts over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, yknow? i mean, were in the car, were fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.",rachel,yes.,0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,can i ask you something?,1 +ross,"so when i came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.",rachel,no.,0 +chandler,"yeah, and not that you would, but i wouldn’t hang out with…all the guys in my office.",rachel,"her ass print is still on your grandmother’s quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?",0 +danny,"on the date, i will be able to talk to her directly? see ya friday.",rachel,okay. what the hell was that? you know what? don’t answer me. i have a date with danny.,1 +monica,it’s clearly an emma.,rachel,"oh honey, but you love that name.",1 +joey,no. really?,rachel,"wait a minute...joey. joey you cant ask her out, shes your roommate. it-itll be way too complicated.",0 +ross,you still love me.,rachel,"ohhh, nice.",0 +ross,didn’t you spend last night at joey’s?,rachel,i’m having another heart attack!,0 +chandler,well believe it baby!,rachel,well i-i-i’m not moving.,1 +ross,emmas down for the night.,rachel,"oh, good.",1 +chandler,"rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? i mean y’know you can’t date him right?",rachel,"chandler, listen to me sweetie, i know you can do this. okay? you have a beautiful smile.",0 +ross,"yeah, it really was!",rachel,"aw, thanks!",1 +monica,not just the phone pen. i never get my messages.,rachel,you get your messages!,1 +danny,"dont go anywhere, ill be right back.",rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,"whoa, hey! what are doing? trying to get me drunk?",rachel,i’m just making margaritas.,1 +ross,my sandwich!!!!!!,rachel,"no, no, no-no-no. i smoked for years, then i quit. right",0 +chandler,"well that’s not fair, you’ve already had some!",rachel,"what? oh, well then y’know what? i think monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.",1 +paul,how to make the next one even shorter?,rachel,"now wait a minute that’s not fair. he was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to emily, he just didn’t tell me. maybe i have to pee again.",1 +ross,hey.,rachel,hey.,1 +chandler,"joey ate my last stick of gum, so i killed him. do you think that was wrong?",rachel,i think hes across the hall.,1 +monica,"oh, don’t you guys look cute. you guys make such a cute couple.",rachel,"monica, what are you doing?",1 +ross,"i dont get it. what do you see in this guy, anyway?",rachel,well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....,1 +ross,"oh yeah, why not?",rachel,pheebs?,1 +monica,"hey, rach, how was work?",rachel,"oh, great. although i did sit down where there wasn’t a chair.",1 +ross,no! the guy is mean. i mean really mean. i think you should stay away from him.,rachel,"i believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,oh thank god!,0 +ross,okay. sure.,rachel,or?,0 +monica,"okay, im sorry! im sorry! i-i-i was um, i was taking a nap.",rachel,"since when do take naps in that position. oh god monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! please tell me you were waiting for a guy!",1 +phoebe,uhm... stockholm.,rachel,damn! i wish i knew if that was right!,1 +dr. green,are you really pregnant?,rachel,"well uh, yes and no. except not no. so to sum it up, yeah.",1 +phoebe,"oh! you know my friend abby who shaves her head? she said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.",rachel,"pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.",1 +joey,"yes maam, ready to power through!",rachel,"excellent! stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the interest of powering through ...",1 +ross,no.,rachel,what?,0 +tag,"and if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?",rachel,yes! hell yes!,1 +phoebe,"yeah, me, too, technically.",rachel,well why don’t you use your key?,0 +receptionist,this has been torn up.,rachel,and... taped back together.,1 +phoebe,"well the lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the green bay…mermen.",rachel,we started a rumor.,0 +phoebe,"found the vest! i mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…",rachel,oh!,1 +chandler,she had a point.,rachel,hi!,1 +waiter,"youd think, wouldnt you? miss?",rachel,"well, cause, i mean, what if, what if hes not this great dad guy? i mean, what if, what if hes just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? you know what? ive already lost a fake dad this week and i dont think im ready to lose a real one.",0 +ross,"no, god! hey, rach, youve been an amazing daughter, ok? right now you just need to get some rest.",rachel,"ok, maybe youre right.",1 +mr. zelner,"rachel, i see youve met gavin. i must say, when you left us we werent sure what we were gonna do. but then, gavin to the rescue. super gavin!",rachel,they loved me!,0 +ross,hi!,rachel,how are you?,1 +joey,"oh uh, okay. yeah.",rachel,"y’know, i never thought i’d say this about a movie, but i",1 +phoebe,i found it!,rachel,"would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?",0 +phoebe,what?,rachel,theyre in a caaar...,1 +monica,well... of course i thought of you! but... but...,rachel,"but, but?",1 +ross,"ah, what good are you.",rachel,"relax, ross. shes not made of ice cream!",0 +monica,nothing. i just want the baby to be born today.,rachel,nothing. i just want the baby to be born today.,0 +chandler,hey!!,rachel,oh my god! it’s joey tribbiani of mac and c.h.e.e.s.e.!!!!!!!,1 +phoebe,"fine all right, but i’d bet you’d be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.",rachel,"all right, first name on the speed dial is mom.",1 +phoebe,how much was it?,rachel,it was only 500 bucks.,1 +ross,"okay, is everybody clear? we’re gonna pick it up…and move it. now all we need is teamwork, okay? we’re gonna lift the car…and slide it out. lift and slide!",rachel,"ross, i really don’t think…",1 +tag,okay.,rachel,umm…,1 +dina,wow.,rachel,i have to go. my friend doug is waiting for me over there.,0 +danny,"yeah, im really looking forward to it.",rachel,"i know, i know, but look at the knobs on her.",0 +joey,"let me see. oh, right.",rachel,"oh no, it is forbidden! no-no, mrs. potter fires people for fooling around with clients. and it’s against my oath as a masseuse.",0 +ross,"mmm. oh, no-",rachel,i assume were looking for an answer more sophisticated than to get you into bed.,0 +joey,yeah! we are!,rachel,"this is great, this is great, what else, what else?",0 +phoebe,"oh god, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! the bride is pregnant. the groom is missing. and i’m still holding this.",rachel,"okay phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.",1 +ross,sure! here.,rachel,okay.,0 +monica,you cant!,rachel,why? seriously i did not understand a word that you said.,1 +ross,"whoa, whoa, whoa. you looked at her. you never look. you just answer, its just a reflex. do i look fat? nooo! is she prettier than i am? noo! does size matter?",rachel,nooo!,1 +chandler,hey!!,rachel,"okay, umm i want you to know that i have never done anything like this before. i mean, i mean i’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but i have never done it with a student—i mean i not—not it! i mean, i mean i don’t—we haven’t done it. uh, i mean, i mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff. okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. umm, two guys go into a bar. one of them is irish.",0 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"so pheebs, what is the book about?",1 +ross,right?,rachel,"no, no, no. what was that?",0 +joey,hey rach?,rachel,yeah?,1 +ross,"rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. you gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along.",rachel,"okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. because i already got a mother and a father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, i don’t wanna have to have a separate room for you too!!",1 +phoebe,all right. good luck.,rachel,thanks.,1 +joey,"yeah, they said i acted too much with it. i told everybody about this! now everybodys gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...",rachel,"oh, joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.",1 +ross,"well, i’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?",rachel,you lied to me!,0 +ross,you want me to call her right now?,rachel,"that, that is funny... .... and rachel keeps touching him.",0 +joshua,"i do. i do. i love it. in fact, i think i’m gonna wear it home.",rachel,"all right. chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a google card.",0 +chandler,you’re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a sony play station?,rachel,"honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.",1 +chandler,"let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? i remember when people used to use big lights.",rachel,"that’s a good story, grandpa.",1 +joey,where are you going? the vicar won’t be home for hours.,rachel,"joey, where did you learn that word?",1 +ross,go ahead.,rachel,"no, susan’s gonna be there too. we’ve got dads, we’ve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.",0 +phoebe,yeah. i just need you to bring me some photos of ross.,rachel,that said it was my sandwich?!,0 +joey,"well, im just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she wont know the difference!",rachel,"no! but, they’re callin’ out to me! i mean this little guy even crawled up into my lap. oh come on, chandler wouldn’t mind if i opened just one present! what do you think it is?",0 +chandler,no-no-no-no! that was the joke!,rachel,"no, i know! i get it! it’s funny!",1 +chandler,f-hah.... flennin....,rachel,oh.... my god.,1 +ross,maybe not.,rachel,"no, not phoebe, dr. philange. oh no! you have it too!",0 +ross,rach?,rachel,"ohh, they’re having a great time with their aunt phoebe! aunt rachel hasn’t been helpful at all. so, do you miss me?",0 +joey,"so you uh, have a…big work problem?",rachel,yeah it’s umm… yeah it’s uh… it-it’s y’know—it’s nothing.,1 +ross,"no, no, no, im sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at barneys?",rachel,"well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.",0 +ross,a-a-and... record.,rachel,"okay. hi emma. well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...",1 +phoebe,"your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.",rachel,"an-an-anyway i-i just wanted to say that since i’m getting your brain when you leave the show, i was wondering if there was any tips you can give me…",0 +phoebe,well did she know you two weren’t married?,rachel,"you’re not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"...if you tell me, i might do it.",1 +monica,oh my god. were trying to get pregnant so hes probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.,rachel,"oh well, she said we have nothing in common.",0 +phoebe,"i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i never got to be in a club. i-i didn’t go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn french. bonjour.",rachel,"well, i did put a lot of thought in the tape.",0 +monica,"yes. yes, i was. a guy. from work. im seeing a guy from work! ha!",rachel,"that cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening ray liotta?",1 +ross,"yeah... yeah, thats true.",rachel,"hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?",1 +monica,…in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?,rachel,but are you saying that you would move out if i didn’t buy that lamp?,0 +tag,sure.,rachel,"okay. oh wait! umm, did you send those contracts to milan?",1 +phoebe,nice try.,rachel,oh hey-hey wait! how do we fairly decide who gets the phone?,1 +ross,"rach, uh, you still looking for a place?",rachel,yeah! why?,1 +phoebe,you ok?,rachel,what?,0 +joey,"hey uh, have you guys scene chandler?",rachel,"wh—no, but y’know who did stop in here looking for ya, tennille.",1 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,"yes, you did!",1 +phoebe,see? this is exactly why you shouldn’t lie!,rachel,all right that’s it! i am maid of honor!,1 +joey,"no, no, no! it’s real! and it has been since 1998. hey rach! rach! i’m up for a soapie!",rachel,"sophie, get in here!",0 +ross,"oh nothing. nothing! just uh, you’ve been a little short with me lately. i’m not trying to irritate you.",rachel,well then you just must have a natural talent for it.,1 +joey,anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?,rachel,"well if you cant remember, cant we just forget about this?",0 +monica,really?,rachel,"oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way which uh, which was misleading. well i’m… hello.",0 +tag,"um, im not.",rachel,"oh, is it? is it? look, when monica and i were kids, we had a dog named rover. and, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesnt like dogs. so monica and her friend…phyllis…take away the dog. and that was the last time we ever saw him. dont you see? this is just like that. only with a few details changed.",0 +tag,"when i’m in a relationship, i love having a girlfriend.",rachel,"okay, i’ll rest. but y’know if i’m going to bed, then you’re coming with me.",0 +phoebe,oh i know.,rachel,at least i know shes not going out with me to get into r rated movies.,0 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,what... what...,1 +phoebe,"so-so, what do you want for lunch?",rachel,"yeah! ooh, you should come with me! oh yeah, then id have someone to sit with!",0 +joshua,do i?,rachel,"‘cause i am really happy about us. i think we are, i think we are so on the right track! y’know? i mean, i think we are working, i think we are clicking. y’know?",1 +monica,"no, no, no, i dont make chocolate pies. when i was younger i-i enter in this pie-eating contest. i ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.",rachel,love....,0 +monica,harder than it sounds. isnt it?,rachel,"great…great…and thanks for being so understanding. i mean, i didn’t want to make a big deal out of this, you know. you could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. i mean, if you want to.",0 +mrs green,look at this.,rachel,bye.,0 +joey,their not breaking up. chandler and janice. their not breaking up. he didnt blink or anything.,rachel,"well, you know im not surprised. i mean have you seen them together, theyre really cute.",1 +ross,"wow! sorry. so uh, how are the new people?",rachel,so you think ross too?,0 +monica,why is it sick?,rachel,because it’s richard’s son! it’s like inviting greek tragedy over for dinner!,1 +joey,does it really matter?,rachel,hello.,0 +ross,y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!,rachel,"hi dr. long, how are you?",1 +phoebe,"great, all right, okay, and monica ask me to make the drumming stop.",rachel,"is it on me? i feel, i feel like its on me! i got, hey!",0 +joey,"oh, i-i think i’m gonna stick with the v, i wanna see how this bad boy turns out.",rachel,ive lost the will to live.,0 +joanna,"oh god, we just clicked! y’know how people just click? like he came by to pick me up, and i opened the door, and it was just like, click! did he tell you?",rachel,"oh, i....",1 +joey,"hey, that womans got an ass like carols! what? thought we were trying to find stuff.",rachel,"so cmon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!",1 +monica,"i do, but rachel borrowed them.",rachel,"walls are pretty thin, guys!",0 +monica,"all right, listen you’re just being silly. rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. one girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a tootsie roll!",rachel,you have done enough!,0 +joey,"yeah, i know!!!!",rachel,"i do rach. i do, and i so happy for you.",0 +joey,"yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!",rachel,do we have to tell her?,1 +phoebe,"well, do you think i should propose?",rachel,i love you more!,0 +phoebe,"oh wait, one sec. one sec. hey you! behind the glass! who are you looking at! ive always wanted to say that when i was in one of these rooms, which was never!",rachel,are you serious?,0 +joey,great! roomie!,rachel,just stuff. yknow kinda what emily wants.,0 +chandler,"yeah, it is the best.",rachel,"i mean what if this keeps happening? yknow, theyll-theyll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and ill just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, yknow? and then when the day comes when kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think shes gonna pick? me or smokey smokerson?",1 +monica,"wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?",rachel,"oh yeah! i mean, that was pretty intense.",1 +ross,"but, um... i dont think thats going to be you.",rachel,"uh, four.",0 +mr. zelner,yes!,rachel,"okay, well then how about a handshake? oh god im sorry! oh god, im sorry! i did not mean to touch that—i mean you there. there. uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, im going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you so—hey! ill see you monday!",1 +phoebe,"okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!",rachel,hi!,1 +mr. heckles,you owe me a cat.,rachel,"here, kitty-kitty. here kitty-kitty. where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...",1 +woman,it’s a diaper genie.,rachel,"why, what happened?",0 +joey,i don’t want to marry chandler!,rachel,"okay, uh…",1 +ross,here. at least i made ten bucks in my relationship.,rachel,"shhh! not so loud, we dont wanna wake up, uh...",0 +ross,god that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!,rachel,"of course i can! it’s just good sense to backup your backup! look, i’ve already lost chandler!",0 +monica,"listen rachel, i feel really bad about—what are you doing?",rachel,i’m unpacking!,1 +ross,"no you do—yknow what, you’re not gonna suck me into this.",rachel,"well, maybe we can fix it y’know? maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!",0 +ross,"oh, come on! rach, its-its not that bad.",rachel,"ross, i am a human doodle!!",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,"hey! oh joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. that really meant a lot.",1 +ross,"hey, maybe i can fix that, you know. try to turn it into something else.",rachel,"oh, why do you even bother? i already ruined her first birthday... and do you know how important these early experiences are ross? very! according to the back cover of that book that you gave me.",1 +chandler,"hey uh, rach, funny story. i ah, bumped into joanna on the street yesterday.",rachel,"my boss, joanna? wow, that must’ve been awkward.",1 +phoebe,"no wait! just—okay—just wait! you guys! wait you guys! don’t make any rash decisions, okay? just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.",rachel,huh?,0 +all,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"so umm, where are the other guys?",rachel,"umm, well let’s see monica and chandler are occupied.",1 +phoebe,"oh, this is like the best day ever. ever! you guys might get back together, monica and chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! oh, i feel like im in a musical! daa - raa... when the sun comes up, bright and beaming! and the moon comes...",rachel,"wow, this is weird.",0 +the director,and…action!,rachel,"of course not. i mean gosh, chandler what you did, its, its a wonderful thing and i really appreciate it. i know i have this weird thing where i want everything to be in the perfect place, but id never expect you to worry about that.",0 +chandler,games tomorrow night joe.,rachel,yeah?�,0 +joey,hey.,rachel,hi.,1 +chandler,wouldn’t it be easier if we just moved?,rachel,gooood morning!!,1 +tag,we kinda broke up this morning.,rachel,"oh, im sorry.",1 +monica,put the plates in the boxes!! put the plates in the boxes!,rachel,what?,0 +joey,gettin’ drunk and going to a strip club.,rachel,"good, good, life is good...",0 +monica,"2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! okay, i see you guys at 4.",rachel,i’ve found.,0 +joey,"just casually slip it in, y’know lay the groundwork. tell her uh, i’m a loner—no! an outlaw! tell her she doesn’t want to get mixed up with the likes of me.",rachel,"y’know what? that’s a lot to remember, can’t i just tell her you’re a pig?",1 +amy,hair straightener?,rachel,"yeah, its fun .",0 +joey,"i uh, i just came by because i-i want to talk to you about something.",rachel,"oh good you’re all here. thanksgiving tomorrow, four o’clock. oh, guess who i invited. remember that guy will colbert from high school?",0 +gavin,i heard you were sick...,rachel,this is your daughter? i can be your new mummy!,0 +joey,"i don’t get it, chandler loved it!",rachel,mon?,0 +phoebe,"oh, like thats a word.",rachel,"okay, but monica, what if- what if it doesnt come together?",1 +ross,that’s daddy?! but doesn’t it bother you? you’re a waitress.,rachel,"yes, it bothers me ross, but yknow if he was a regular at the coffee house, i’d be serving him sneezers.",1 +ross,"were fine, were fine.",rachel,you kissed a guy?!! oh my god.,0 +chandler,"well, you owe me one, big guy.",rachel,heres your lemonade.,1 +ross,"you know, sometimes when im alone in my apartment, i look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching tv or something, but... it makes me feel better. and now when i look over, who am i gonna see? the gottliebs, the yangs? they dont make me feel so good.",rachel,"yeah. so dont move, okay? just stay here and... maybe close your blinds at night.",1 +monica,what?,rachel,"dad, dad this is a good thing for me. ya know, and you even said yourself, youve never seen richard happier.",0 +mr. waltham,rachel! could i have a moment?,rachel,yes.,1 +ross,hey.,rachel,"first of all it’s professor pittain! and second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didn’t fly.",0 +monica,thats the surprise!,rachel,oh my god! you guys this is so great! i mean its so unexpected! i mean chandlers birthday is even before mine!,1 +ross,get out!,rachel,"no, too late. you cant give it back!",0 +ross,there’s the one!,rachel,"but you did! i mean, let’s be honest.",1 +phoebe,"oh, i dont make them a lot because i dont think its fair to the other cookies",rachel,hey.,0 +all,what?,rachel,the bll is drrbing!,1 +phoebe,"no, yeah! the groom cannot see the bride!",rachel,i’m not gonna marry chandler!,1 +joey,"look, rachel, we dont have to do this.",rachel,just a waitress?,0 +ross,hi!,rachel,he has brown hair.,0 +phoebe,"so you don’t know that’s barney’s the store! that can be y’know his friend’s house, or a bar. who has barney’s the store on their speed dial?",rachel,"or you could teach stripping. you know, share your gift, pass the torch.",0 +ross,oh! son of a bitch!,rachel,u-n-i-sexy?,0 +ross,whats that supposed to mean?,rachel,ross!,1 +chandler,"you are a frightening, frightening man.",rachel,"um... charlie, this is rachels sister amy. amy, this is charlie.",0 +ross,"so do i. okay rach, before anything happens i just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. this is just about tonight. i dont to go through with this if its going to raise the question of us. okay? i just want this to be about what it is!",rachel,"and um, what-what is that ross?",1 +chandler,"you know, i always feel that way after an interview. ill bet it went better than you think.",rachel,"joey, now that youre okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?",0 +ross,hi jill.,rachel,"and that’s phoebe , and that’s joey.",1 +monica,what!!?,rachel,"take thee, em-i-ly…",0 +ross,were just tryin to do a nice thing here.,rachel,ho! ho! ho!,0 +chandler,does south oregon have a sports-team? there you go.,rachel,how come we have one extra place setting?,1 +ross,are you sure?,rachel,"okay, all right, all right, all right! okay! okay, heres something, heres something blue and new.",0 +chandler,"hello? hey charlie, what do you know?",rachel,"joey, we had a deal. that-that’s why you’re here! i’ve got to fire you!",0 +ross,what the hell are doing?!!,rachel,"hey, whats-whats going on?!",1 +ross,"hey uh mon, i saw the porsche parked out front, can i get the keys? thought i’d take that bad boy out for a little spin.",rachel,hey!,0 +monica,who did we fight in world war i?,rachel,honestly? me too.,0 +phoebe,are you okay?,rachel,"no, i gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks.",0 +monica,the bible?!,rachel,i don’t know!,1 +emily,thank you so much for this. it was really so thoughtful of you.,rachel,what? you’re leaving?!,1 +joey,i like although!,rachel,bumpy?,0 +monica,"rachel, theres nothing in it.",rachel,"ok, then get me your purse.",1 +dr. franzblau,"no, its hard enough to get women to go out with me.",rachel,"right, yeah, ive heard that about cute doctors.",1 +phoebe,what do you mean?,rachel,"well y’know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they’re 40, they marry each other.",1 +paul,"i wanted to be one with the waves, y’know?",rachel,"okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, get a little more comfortable here. wait, now wait a second, this isn’t too revealing is it?",1 +monica,"hey, whats this?",rachel,"oh, its a gift certificate to this new spa in soho.",1 +joey,"doesn’t seem like its going to work, i mean…",rachel,"hi, guys!",1 +monica,"hey, rach, can i borrow your eyelash curler, i think i lost mine.",rachel,"yeah, its in there.",1 +monica,let’s get the show on it!,rachel,"no, as soon as something opens up well move right in. unless it doesnt have a pool, i need a pool.",0 +ross,"nothing, nothing. lee-lo, the laundrys done.",rachel,"come on, show me.",1 +ross,great. so let�s get going?,rachel,"oh no. i mean it. after what just happened, i�m never leaving her again.",1 +monica,gimme ‘em!,rachel,"well, hello rachel! ending credits",0 +monica,oh god! he’s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!,rachel,would you look at them. am i ever gonna find a boyfriend again? i gonna die an old maid.,0 +monica,are these the shoes?,rachel,"fine, its fine... ill just shower by myself...",0 +monica,"uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.",rachel,its heavier then milk!,0 +sandy,"well, her favourite flower is the camellia. from the poem...",rachel,"i mean i guess, i just have to... tell david that nothing can happen between us. unless i dont... you know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...",0 +ross,what?,rachel,whats ross doing to you on that picture?,0 +joey and chandler,hey! happy birthday ...,rachel,"yeah, what is it?",0 +bonnie,"hey, what happened to you?",rachel,"oh, no!! no, no!",0 +monica,"yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare, just really freaked him out.",rachel,"oh good, you havent left yet.",0 +joey,"well, then it wouldnt be a secret. so yeah, that would be okay. yeah. yeah!",rachel,"yeah. well. hey uh joe, would mind going over to chandlers bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?",1 +ross,yes i would.,rachel,hey. it’s three in the morning. they don’t know that i’ve come home yet. you notice how neither one of them are wondering where i am.,0 +chandler,"okay, theres something different though--oh my god! you smoked!",rachel,i did not!,1 +joanna,"rachel, please, don’t make a scene.",rachel,"mike gandolf ganderson, only like the funest guy in the world.",0 +monica,"oh, come on it’s my wedding! that can be my present.",rachel,so... now... what about with mikes mom?,0 +barry,"oh god... ill be right there, bernice. look, please, please dont go anywhere, okay? ill be, ill be right back.",rachel,"okay. okay, well be here! hating you! did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? listen honey, if im hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because im telling you, this feels great.",1 +ross,of course i am. i just have to make a call.,rachel,okay.,1 +all,"ohh! we’re kidding! oh, we’re kidding!",rachel,"ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?",1 +ross,what?!,rachel,are you trying to get everybody divorced?,0 +ross,"hero, i uh, i don’t know—well, all right.",rachel,"oh, i have to go tell monica what a wonderful brother she has!",1 +ross,"hey, thanks rach.",rachel,"ohh, honey no problem. okay.",1 +monica,"oh, chantal!",rachel,"uhm, right!",0 +ross,"no! hey, you know what? im sorry. i would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...",rachel,"wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.",0 +ross,you know what? this calls for a bottle of israels finest.,rachel,the job is in paris.,1 +phoebe,"okay rachel, i can’t wait to live with you! and you know what we should do? bring monica and then we could all live there together! we’ll have so much fun!!",rachel,"hi i’m rachel, is my sweater too tight? no? oh, i’d better wash it and shrink it!",0 +ross,"rachel, i know that you can. and you should.",rachel,"well i’m, i’m a little slow. just as our children would be.",0 +tag,wow.,rachel,"its weird. i always used to assume, that i would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. but lately its like what if its not. do you ever have that feeling?",0 +monica,put your head back.,rachel,youre not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.,0 +joshua,"i’m sorry, i, i just need a little time.",rachel,"if you didn’t want to play, why did you come to the party?",0 +joey,"look, i don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! y’know? they should just watch tv after school like i did and i turned out fine!",rachel,not great.,1 +joey,why not?,rachel,"i dont know whether its just cause were breakin up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.",0 +joshua,"huh. oh, boy! uhh, i-i don’t wear suits to work, and i bought six of them from you.",rachel,"well, i’m sorry, i thought you needed them!",1 +ross,okay.,rachel,bye.,1 +joey,"oh hey rach, listen—hi!",rachel,hi.,1 +joey,"hey-hey, i’m not judging.",rachel,aww!,0 +ross,hey.,rachel,"guys! guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!",1 +all,woooo! yeah!,rachel,"it doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. that my friend is d-cup. okay, now much have you won so far?",0 +monica,"oh, im sorry.",rachel,its like a gift.,0 +doctor,oh my. we’re gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.,rachel,what a relief. it has all the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.,0 +ross,okay!,rachel,okay.,1 +joey,"emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?",rachel,"y’know when i locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because i was trying to pop the window out of the frame.",1 +ross,at least i know shes not going out with me to get into r rated movies.,rachel,"why dont you just marry her? oh no, wait a minute you cant, im sorry i forgot, shes not a lesbian.",1 +monica,that is sooo not true!,rachel,well yknow ‘cause rachel and i used to go out.,0 +joey,huh?,rachel,"that’s right, i wanna do it with you! i’ve been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.",1 +ross,"okay, i didnt know you would say that.",rachel,ross! janice?!,1 +ross,you don’t have a valid driver’s license—okay that is it! pull over right now!,rachel,you’ve seen my huge stack of porn right?,0 +phoebe,"oh, youre no ordinary roommate are you?",rachel,"phoebe, come on can we finish this later? cause i wanna go running before it gets dark. oh! why dont you come with me?!",1 +phoebe,"oh, just ask him!",rachel,"oh, no thanks, were just here to observe.",0 +phoebe,"i dunno, well he got over the we were on a break thing really quickly.",rachel,"y’know i can’t even worry about that right now, cause i got the cutie little baby, oh i can’t believe how much i love her, i can’t get enough of her, like right now i miss her. i actually miss her.",1 +ross,only way to fly.,rachel,only way to fly.,0 +monica,wow! play that message for emily and this whole problem goes away!,rachel,"no, it’s not what i want either. i mean i-i can’t force myself to fall in love with her again now.",0 +joey,"yeah uh look rach, there’s something i gotta tell ya.",rachel,hey!,1 +monica,"uhh, yknow actually i was gonna do some laundry.",rachel,oh.,1 +phoebe,"oh, thank god, cause that things really creepy! look, theres chandler.",rachel,"oh. who is the blonde, shes pretty.",1 +joey,"hey rach, so can i sing happy birthday to you now?",rachel,"yeah, sure!",1 +chandler,"oh thats so cool! why would a cop come in here though? they dont serve donuts. yknow what actually, could you discover the badge again? i think i can come up with something better than that.",rachel,"well uh, its just that uh, yknow if-if youre gonna be wearing someones sweatshirt shouldnt it be your boyfriends--and i’m not him.",0 +monica,"of course i have! what do you think, i’m some 30 year old virgin?",rachel,it’s not mayonnaise!!,0 +ross,"oh my god! thats rachel naked! i cant look at that! i am looking at this. okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—unless she wants me to be looking at that. she knows im home. she knows i can see her. what kind of game is she playing? i think maybe someones lonely tonight. oh-ho, dr. geller! stop it! youre being silly! or, am i?",rachel,"love to love ya baby! ow! love to love ya baby! ow! love to love ya, baby! darnit! ugh.",1 +phoebe,"well, you could use your position yknow as the roommate.",rachel,hurry!,0 +ross,it’s over.,rachel,"yknow what, he’s right. there’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.",0 +ross,"thats right, i.. cause i didnt expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!",rachel,"oh, im- im so sorry!",0 +joey,"listen i uh… it’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom. y’know, i always felt like you and i have this-this special bond. y’know? so, rachel green will you marry me?",rachel,"uh, yeah, i’ll take a coffee. thanks, man.",0 +melissa,you do now. you’re having dinner with me.,rachel,shut up.,1 +chandler,ni-hi-ice!,rachel,thanks!,1 +monica,"all right, all right. maybe i can fit them in if i just do some rearranging. but uh, rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!",rachel,that is not a problem.,1 +ross,"uh sweetie, maybe you’d be more comfortable here?",rachel,you. like you haven’t done enough.,1 +chandler,"okay, now when you come back i hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy!",rachel,what thing? what is this thing?,1 +phoebe,"oh, okay, im sorry, thank you for my azzz.",rachel,ha!,1 +monica,"yeah, well, i’m using noise. okay. all right! so, is everybody ready? here we go. i hear something! i hear something! where is it?",rachel,it’s coming from joey!,1 +chandler,"okay. its not different at all, is it?",rachel,you chipped in?!,0 +ross,thank you! that’s what i keep saying.,rachel,"excuse me, dr. bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.",1 +dr. long,am i interrupting?,rachel,"oh no dr. long, please come in. this is ross, he is the father.",1 +joshua,what?!,rachel,what’s up? you’re voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.,0 +phoebe,"ohh, i lost my mom to suicide.",rachel,"okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.",1 +phoebe,"oh, no. oh, nothing.",rachel,come on! i am here to take care of you! what do you need? anything.,1 +ross,"come on! come on! here, okay-okay, you see this? this tiny thing that looks like a peanut?",rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,"kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, mon?",rachel,"hello. oh, hey ross!",0 +ross,"well, i kinda half to. i mean, because the thing is…",rachel,"congratulations, i think you’ve found the world’s thinnest argument.",0 +chandler,"yes, back then i, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. thank god i dont do that anymore.",rachel,you said the waiter ate my crab cake.,0 +ross,you okay?,rachel,yeah! i got my girls.,1 +phoebe,"hey, rach!",rachel,this is the worst date ever. how could you set me up with this creep?,1 +ross,"okay, okay, okay.",rachel,"yes! chandler bing, 7! chandler bing, 0.",0 +monica,"hey, youve got a boyfriend!",rachel,i cant believe chandler is missing this!,0 +rachel and monica,nooo!,rachel,"this is a very critical time right now. if you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. you want her back you have to start acting aloof.",1 +jill,it’s probably because not mature enough. or smart enough. maybe he doesn’t like the way i dress—no that can’t be it. it’s really gotta be the smart thing. oh i’m so stupid! i’m just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!,rachel,bed?,0 +nurse,this is a hospital.,rachel,"huh. okay. well, i’m really happy for you.",0 +ross,"youre sure? nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?",rachel,"no! no! no! no, i’m not going to punch chandler.",0 +monica,"well i-i talked to and uh, she’s definitely going to have this baby. y’know, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.",rachel,"well, maybe that’s, maybe that’s really brave.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, yeah but i am not sure about some of the bras i got.",rachel,oh! really? do you wanna try some of them on for me?,1 +phoebe,"oh okay. all right, then i need to calm down a little.",rachel,why? what did you do in the bathroom?,0 +phoebe,"rachel, it’s okay. you don’t have to do this. i believe you. all right? okay, if-if you say that you kissed melissa, then you kissed melissa.",rachel,thank you phoebe.,1 +jill,"no! y’know what rachel? you’re right, y’know he has been really nice to me.",rachel,"yeah but, he’s not your type.",1 +tag,still no luck.,rachel,oh my god! did you check your entire desk! did you check all the drawers!,1 +ross,"i dont know.� but, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know.� he plays piano; i played keyboards in college.� hes been divorced; i have some experience in that area.",rachel,yeah.,1 +mrs. green,of course i am!,rachel,that was me and ross.,0 +ross,what?,rachel,i know that!!! you have to stop her!! she’s going to ruin the wedding!!,0 +phoebe,thanks!,rachel,sure. i just sharpened her this morning.,1 +ross,excuse me.,rachel,"monica, i don’t want to lose 200 dollars.",1 +monica,i can’t believe this is taking so long. how are you doing?,rachel,oh not bad. do you know that feeling when you’re trying to blow a saint bernard out your ass?,1 +phoebe,or... maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because youre such a high maintenance tight ass!,rachel,phoebe!!,1 +ross,"no mum, im not dead. i know its not something to kid about. it was just a practical joke between chandler and me, but its over, ok? actually no, even if i had died, you would not be left childless. monica?",rachel,"ok, here we go. honey, im sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.",1 +joey,me too! me too! me too!,rachel,but on the southern route theres a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.,0 +phoebe,our apartment is ready.,rachel,no.,0 +ross,"well, i’ll-i’ll be there. i mean i have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…",rachel,please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.,1 +phoebe,its a normal swedish name... ikea...,rachel,october 18th.,0 +joey,ahhh!,rachel,he was right there. he got down on one knee and proposed.,1 +man,where did you have it?,rachel,200 at least.,0 +monica,are you nuts?! weve got george stephanopoulos pizza!,rachel,"uh, pheebs? whos george snuffalopagus?",1 +phoebe,"no, that was my way of telling you. well, it turns out he’s incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. he even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.",rachel,wow!,1 +joey,and i got them a book on karma sutra for the elderly.,rachel,"hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?",1 +monica,"ohh! yeah, i forgot.",rachel,oh that’d be great. sure!,0 +monica,shes m-i-i-ne!,rachel,"wow! she is pretty, huh?",0 +monica,"so do you think that these pictures—are, are they trying to tell a story?",rachel,hey.,0 +joey,"thats good, just keep rubbing your head. thatll turn back time.",rachel,"well, not so good. she definitely thinks tonight is the night were gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what i...",0 +joey,i know! i found it on the street.,rachel,"days of our lives. anyway, you’re not gonna believe it! my character is coming out of his coma!!",0 +joey,"oh yeah? well, you dont know about hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.",rachel,"so umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?",1 +ross,"yknow, heres the thing. even if i could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am i gonna ask?",rachel,"okay, look, this is probably for the best, yknow? independence. taking control of your life. the whole, hat thing.",0 +ross,"and that’s funny, why?",rachel,"no, i dont. its like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin and you think that when you get it its never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. but this so was. ya know, it changed everything. like the other day, i got this credit card application, and i was pre- approved. huh? ive never been pre-approved for anything in my life.",0 +ross,"yeah, yeah. yknow, now that you kicked the sign, hey! i dont miss marcel any more!",rachel,"yknow, it is not like i did this on purpose.",1 +monica,and thats petes mom.,rachel,"mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, “look how much money we’ve got!” yknow, i mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! you-you could have like little money place settings. and ah, you could start with a money salad! i mean it’ll be dry, but people will like it.",1 +joey,"not enough pills in the world, rach. what about you, youre the single one, seen anybody in there you like?",rachel,"all right, who got chandler? ‘cause i uh, need to trade.",0 +ross,see?,rachel,"look, i cant have a wedding with this money now. its tainted.",0 +joey,..naughty!,rachel,"oh, they said uh, “you don’t have insurance here, so stop calling us.”",0 +ross,"and-and i, and i saw that joey was about to go in, so i ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then i pretended i didn’t know he was in there.",rachel,"no. no. nothing happened. i shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.",0 +carol,thanks.,rachel,i know!,0 +chandler,what’s going on?,rachel,"well actually, ross doesnt.",0 +monica,"i think this is so great! i mean, you and ross! d-did you have any idea?",rachel,think about it.,0 +joey,"oh, y’know what? since i’m here, i think i’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side.",rachel,yeah! i bet i can do it.,0 +chandler,"okay, look i need your help, i don’t know what to get her for valentine’s day.",rachel,it’s a great class.,0 +chandler,"yeah! you graduated magma ku laude, right?",rachel,"yknow what, don’t be. this is not, don’t be, ‘cause it’s not so bad.",0 +joey,hey rach!,rachel,oh! him.,0 +gavin,whats ross doing to you on that picture?,rachel,oh hes dusting me with a fossil brush. he thought it would be funny.,1 +joey,"i know were not, but frank medeio and... eva trorro... womba...",rachel,that’s okay. chandler’s the one i’m mad at.,0 +ross,may i come in?,rachel,"uh, yeah, if you want too.",1 +ross,yowzah!!!,rachel,i’m gonna go to the bathroom.,0 +guy,"ah, just one other thing.",rachel,"don’t worry about it phoebe, we’ll absolutely do it.",0 +ross,"wow, that’s-that’s-that’s incredible.",rachel,i know isn’t it? it’s like i’m right there with joshua.,1 +mr. waltham,"i-i was wondering, my niece you see is in from london—well shropshire really but y’know—well she’s about your age i say. anyway i have tickets for the opera, die fledermaus, and i was wondering if you’d like to keep her company this evening?",rachel,"yeah, im sure.",0 +ross,great. i feel like an idiot.,rachel,"no, its okay, you didnt know.",1 +mr. thompson,"ohh, nice choice.",rachel,we’ll be there.,0 +phoebe,"i dunno, let’s see! so, okay, i dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. and, um, so okay, i went to a night club, and i saw him making out with a girl.",rachel,"oh my god, he dream-cheated on you!",1 +steve,"im not funny either. so, if you were thinking, well, hes not that good-looking, but maybe well have some laughs... that aint gonna happen.",rachel,"you know what, ross? im gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.",0 +ross,"oh i’m, i’m making this too hard. okay, what do you want me to do.",rachel,"what, you never look down in the shower? oh please. im not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?",0 +monica,okay. sorry.,rachel,to the bings!,0 +ben,‘cause you guys were on a break.,rachel,"hey! we were not on a—okay. that’s fine! fine. y’know what ben? one day when you are a lot older i am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?",1 +joey,yeah?,rachel,"we weren’t picking up, it’s amanda!",0 +ross,excuse me.,rachel,"oh, classy.",0 +phoebe,"okay. hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? okay! yeah, no they don’t do that.",rachel,"ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.",1 +phoebe,i didnt say anything yet!,rachel,would you like my tin-foil hat?,0 +chandler,oh!,rachel,wow that was a big one.,1 +caitlin,"oh, is there a problem?",rachel,"no. no. every things--theyre fine. great pizza. but its uh, actually umm my friend ross. he uh, just gets really nervous when hes flirting.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. she’s avoiding me, she doesn’t want to tell me where my father is. she knows, and she won’t tell me.",rachel,"aww pheebs, that sucks!",1 +ross,yes.,rachel,"you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were....",1 +joey,"ok, ok! fine! you can come, but dont tell anybody else. its up on the roof at 8.",rachel,"oh, a soap opera roof party!! im going to a soap opera roof party!! oh my god, oh my god!! and its out of my system!",1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,hi! oh my gosh!,1 +amy,so beautiful.,rachel,"oh, well, i bought chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.",0 +nurse,would you like to see a semi-private room?,rachel,"yeah, it couldn’t hurt to look.",1 +phoebe,i’m just helping the kids!,rachel,"okay, that’s a fire. oh yeah. oh yeah.",0 +phoebe,i can say i told you so but she’s kinda doing that for me.,rachel,oh i’m sorry mummy’s so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. shh. shhh! go back to sleep,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"i know, just quick-quick question, quick question. which one was deep impact and which one was armageddon?",0 +phoebe,"you remember her from my birthday party two years ago. she’s yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...",rachel,oh! that’s fine.,1 +joey,"ooh, that bad, huh?",rachel,what?,1 +monica,"hello? oh, hi, ju——hi, jew! uh huh? uh huh? ok. um, sure, thatd be great. see ya then. bye.",rachel,"hey, where is everybody?",0 +ross,hey listen can you do me a big favor? the dean’s office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. can you watch ben for like an hour?,rachel,ive never slept with someone for a part.,0 +monica,i know. where do you wanna go eat?,rachel,"oh, oh, i love that japanese place.",1 +monica,twelve dollars an hour.,rachel,"mon. i wish i could, but ive made plans to walk around.",1 +ross,i think i have an old band uniform from high school.,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"okay, i guess its just flan for three! hey, hey, that rhymed!",rachel,"you know what, ross? i think were gonna take off too.",1 +joey,shouldnt we all vote on stuff like this?!,rachel,"i am really sorry. that is so terrible. i am so, so sorry.",0 +monica,okay. it’s emma.,rachel,"november 16th, 1968.",0 +ross,"yes, exactly!",rachel,"oh, wherem i gonna stay, here?",0 +dr. long,"actually, i think you’re ready to go to the delivery room.",rachel,hi.,0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,you heard them say that?,1 +joey,well maybe i got a little upset and maybe i told them where they could go.,rachel,in a minute!,0 +monica,"aww, not right now.",rachel,why do you want to play this game so bad?,0 +joey,"no, sorry havent seen him.",rachel,then whats that big lump under your covers?,1 +charlie,"wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!",rachel,you know that depends on what it is! ive done a lot of stuff.,1 +ross,you were at the coffeehouse!,rachel,"that’s okay rach, we’re not liking ross right now.",0 +teacher,you dont observe a dance class. you dance a dance class. spare shoes are over there.,rachel,"actually, i didn’t know the magazine was paying for it. wouldn’t have mattered, i’m doing this for the fans, not for the free food.",0 +phoebe,"i would, but i get my morning sickness in the evening.",rachel,oh!,0 +monica,"okay, how about the fact that hes engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?",rachel,"all right. all right, all right, all right, all right, i know its stupid! i will go see him this afternoon, and i will just put an end to it!",1 +ross,do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? huh? i havent cried that many times since i moved in.,rachel,"no, but it sounds like it was fricken funny...",0 +joey,oh. oh.,rachel,really?! you do that?,0 +phoebe,well yknow every time that they say that like theyre doing laundry well just give them a bunch of laundry to do.,rachel,"ohhh, i-i would enjoy that!",1 +ross,"oh, ye-ah!",rachel,you know it was youre uhm... birthday...,1 +joey,gladys?,rachel,"ha ha ha, third time this week. man, this does not get old.",1 +mindy,oh no.,rachel,why dont you just take it with you?,0 +chandler,"out of my league. i could get a brian. if i wanted to get a brian, i could get a brian. hey, brian.",rachel,this guy! he has a killer apartment.,0 +joey,"im so bored! stupid rain, we... we cant do anything.",rachel,oh.,0 +monica,"all right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit ‘em all, and you mix ‘em up. you gotta keep them on their toes.",rachel,no.,0 +ross,"just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know.",rachel,"wait a minute! i saw that! on the discovery channel, yeah! about jellyfish and how if you... ewwww!! you peed on yourself?!",0 +paul,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +joey,"thanks! ive been working out. hey listen, is it obvious that im wearing six sweaters?",rachel,"oh, i was telling them about you and emily. yknow, try to get some sympathy.",0 +joey,"rach, he just saw us.",rachel,"yeah, youre right. this is none of our business.",0 +monica,"what?! i mean, i didnt work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that i can give my flower to someone like him!",rachel,thats very nice.,0 +monica,mr. bigot. he tells the most racist jokes.,rachel,all right. so youre telling me that there is nothing going on between you and chandler.,1 +ross,"no, no. i-im good.",rachel,hey you guys... youre never gonna believe it. this headhunter called me. i have a meeting tomorrow with gucci. gucci wants me.,1 +ross,did you talk about the night of five times? do you tell people about the night of five times?,rachel,"uh, honey, yeah that was with carol.",1 +phoebe,okay. hey rach?,rachel,what? you mean behind my back?,0 +ross,and in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.,rachel,ross did i ever tell you about the time that i went backpacking through western europe?,1 +phoebe,"i miss janice though. hello, chandler bing.",rachel,"oh, my, god.",1 +phoebe,you are just like jack.,rachel,yeah?,0 +ross,": ok, i am calling your seventeen. what do you got?",rachel,cat hair.,0 +ross,about what?,rachel,"yeah, what?",1 +phoebe,"oh, no, no, no, no. you know what, hes not into that stuff anymore. he quit for me.",rachel,"pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for god knows how long, okay, you dont just give up something like that.",1 +ross,hi!,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,ah hah! i did it! ha ha! alright... better take all i can carry. who knows when ill be able to get in here again!,rachel,here you go pheebs. who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?,1 +mark,"ahh! fair, schmair! yknow? look, if you want to get back at ross, i am here for you. really? no-no, i say-i say, i say we get back at him right on this couch. right here!",rachel,oh god. i’m sorry about this.,1 +phoebe,"ok. we can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.",rachel,or?,1 +joey,"yeah, i think thatd be best... so, so im gonna... im gonna take off...",rachel,it was just so awkward and bumpy.,0 +chandler,"oh, okay ross. listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?",rachel,where ya going?,1 +phoebe,: your visa bill is huge!,rachel,give me that!,1 +danny,"id love to ask you in, but uh, my sisters visiting and i think shes asleep on the couch.",rachel,youre sister? youre sisters asleep on the couch? ohhh! i saw her with you on the subway and now shes asleep on the couch!,1 +chandler,"okay, open ours next. open ours next!",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"hey ross, its you! oh yeah, no thats-thats an old message, nobody needs to hear that.",rachel,no.,1 +chandler,"oh my god, introduce us!",rachel,this is chandler.,1 +phoebe,wh-wh-what are you doing?,rachel,we are looking at a playboy.,1 +tag,that’s kinda sad.,rachel,"yeah, well betty’s kinda sad. which is why i believe i can lure her away with these chocolates. now, while i distract her, you get in the office.",1 +chandler,"very, very funny, but dont say things like that in front of monica. i dont want you putting any ideas in her head.",rachel,"umm, chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in monicas head.",1 +tag,"yeah, so, please dont fire me for doing this.",rachel,"no, no he went for a walk.",0 +monica,rachel?!,rachel,"okay, how long is this going to go on.",0 +monica,"by the way, ross dropped by a box of your stuff.",rachel,"hi, hi. so.. dreading this?",0 +ross,hey.,rachel,hi! you’re back from your date!,1 +phoebe,you know what? you are right. i am gonna quit. its time i took my life back!,rachel,"its so weird, how did joey end up kissing charlie last night? i thought youd end up kissing charlie.",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,"i, uh, well... i... i met russ.",0 +monica,"rachel, how did this happen?",rachel,"i dont know, i just kinda ran into him last night.",1 +ross,"and then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before i did, and peed all over the crossword.",rachel,i’ve never done that.,1 +phoebe,we’re practically kissing.,rachel,excuse me?,0 +phoebe,and…,rachel,really? i can do it?,0 +all,ohh. ouch.,rachel,"what? he said we should do it again, thats good, right?",1 +monica,what’s up?,rachel,"well, i haven’t seen him since that night that he told me how he y’know… i don’t know, i think he’s avoiding me. why is that bagel on the floor?",1 +ross,"i thought i heard voices! hi charlie! hi joey. and.. oh! youre gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. im just kidding, i know rachel, i know. come, please come in. come in.",rachel,"anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. i mean, how angry do you think joey is gonna be?",0 +joey,"ah, rach, it doesnt say that!",rachel,"no, im saying...",1 +phoebe,and then... your face is bloated?,rachel,"no. okay. i was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. something about how it was her cab first. and then the next thing i know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! so im blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as im going to get into a cab she tackles me. and i hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? are people eating my dip?",1 +phoebe,"fine! you go learn from your qualified instructor! but dont come crying to me when everyones sick and tired of hearing you play bad, bad leroy brown!!",rachel,baddest man in the whole damn town.,1 +phoebe,okay. id- just- id never be able to enjoy it. it would be like this giant karmic debt.,rachel,"chandler, what are you doing?",1 +joey,"oh, i love you too.",rachel,"and i hope it’s not an inappropriate time to say this but, you’re the best sex i ever had.",1 +monica,"look, you and i went to different high schools...",rachel,what am i doing?,0 +ross,"im sorry, i was an idiot.",rachel,"i can’t tell you that, no.",0 +ross,"oh i know, isnt it? ooh... whatd you do to get her to laugh?",rachel,"oh! you know, i just... couple of things i tried ... i just sang a little doo... itsy bitsy spider...",1 +guy,"im gavin mitchell, the person whos taken over your job.",rachel,it isn’t?,0 +joey,you were right. he is funny.,rachel,oh good! then you’re in luck! ben’s not my son!,0 +joey,"the thing is…’cause i live with rachel i’m here for a lot of the stuff, okay? and ross…ross is missing everything. so…",rachel,i’m on it!,0 +nurse,hey! are you ready to try nursing again?,rachel,"the truth is, dad, we’re-we’re trying.",0 +ross,theres an image.,rachel,"i don’t even know how that would work! phoebe sr.: well, we were...",0 +ross,oh wait—hold it! but then i started thinking and i stopped the kissing.,rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,"ya know what, i think im gonna go to my room and read cosmo, maybe theres something helpful in there. know what, at least maybe i can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover cristmas candles.",rachel,you can’t do that!,0 +joey,what?,rachel,what...how is it going with drake?,1 +phoebe,"well you all know that im a pacifist so im not interested in war in any way. but yknow what? when the revolution comes, i will have to destroy you all. not you joey.",rachel,"yeah, whats that like?",0 +phoebe,"ya, you know, rachel … she’ll do whatever you want. y’know, you can just walk all over her.",rachel,"what? wait a minute. what are you saying, that i’m a pushover? i’m not a pushover.",1 +phoebe,really? are you sure?,rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,here. at least i made ten bucks in my relationship.,rachel,yknow...,1 +joey,that’s true.,rachel,okay? you ready?,1 +ross,you still love me?,rachel,isn’t there a national football league.,0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,what’s up?,1 +monica,look at you with all the guys!,rachel,yeah!,1 +chandler,"she said yes!! she said yes!! awful play, man. whoah. her names aurora, and shes italian, and she pronounces my name chand-lrr. chand-lrr. i think i like it better that way. oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you.",rachel,what is it?,1 +joey,"i know! i’m sorry! the guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.",rachel,oh my god! i’m gonna have to find another minister.,1 +joey,"yeah, what’ going on?",rachel,"we have to have a surprise bon voyage party for emily. but it’s actually for joshua. look, he said he’s not ready to date, so i had to invite him to a party if i wanted to see him outside of work, and now i have the perfect opportunity to seduce him!",1 +joey,"seriously, who is this guy?",rachel,only when it was damp!! i can’t believe you-you told people about this?! everybody knew?! y’know what? i’m back in the club!,0 +chandler,you-you-you don’t wanna give into the fear.,rachel,you and your stupid fear. i hate your fear. i would like to take you and your fear....,1 +monica,hi!,rachel,"honey, what are you doing? that’s too heavy.",1 +ross,"oh, im sorry. please apologise to sandy and the snufflebumps for me.",rachel,you gotta be at least bi...,0 +joanna,"oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?",rachel,"all right. although i don’t think we need one, i never stopped loving you.",0 +phoebe,okay ross! please don’t die!,rachel,"okay, i think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we’re gonna have to get into mr. zelner’s office. now, he doesn’t get in until 10, so he’s no problem, but his assistant, betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.",1 +chandler,"shes an fbi agent, posing as a beauty contestant. the end",rachel,hey pheebs?,1 +melissa,i’m sorry ray-ray. i mean if i thought it happened i would say it. maybe i passed out and you did stuff to me while i was sleeping.,rachel,"no. rachel hooked me up with a tux! but not just any tux, batman’s tux!",0 +ben,don’t do that.,rachel,"seriously, your dad doesn’t like pranks.",1 +ross,"what?! while she’s been going through this hell, you’ve been making money?! you’re betting on your friend staying in this misery?!",rachel,i’ll take that bet.,1 +phoebe,no-no! i-i…i found one.,rachel,why?!,0 +joey,"well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. so, you want me to see if i can get you an interview?",rachel,"oh my god! yes, i would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, joey.",1 +monica,"it’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.",rachel,"oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!",1 +monica,okay.,rachel,oh god!,0 +chandler,"okay, good luck with that.",rachel,hey!,1 +chandler,"here we go, here we go.",rachel,cafeteria.,0 +monica,come in! come in! we’re engaged!!!,rachel,"ohhh, this is the least jealous i’ve ever been!",1 +monica,"he didnt die. i saw his daughter last week. said he was fine. her on the other hand, botched botox.",rachel,"oh, great! well, then im gonna take emma to see him. i wonder why ross said that he died.",1 +ross,and you didnt marry him because...?,rachel,"i mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...",1 +joey,oh dear god!,rachel,hey!,1 +monica,maybe i could do it.,rachel,"why, exactly?",0 +chandler,can you see my nipples through this shirt?,rachel,"no. but dont worry, im sure theyre still there.",1 +chandler,could i play?,rachel,"oh, no sit-ups today tag?",1 +mr. waltham,rachel! could i have a moment?,rachel,does seem pretty perfect.,0 +mark,"are you sure, because we may have something at louis vuitton.",rachel,"oh yeah, dana keystone. she was in my movement class.",0 +joey,you lied to me!,rachel,oh my god. was mike with him?,0 +ross,we�ll see.,rachel,long!,0 +ross,"well, i’m just saying, i mean why else would he just, yknow, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.",rachel,to be nice.,1 +ross,i cant catch a break!,rachel,"look, carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.",0 +phoebe,although he does play with himself in his sleep.,rachel,"huh, i might be losing interest in this.",0 +monica,just go get some! go!,rachel,"uh, rach, hang on.",0 +phoebe,this is patrick.,rachel,"oh, hi.",1 +dr. franzblau,"no, no, really. i suppose its because i spend so much time, you know, where i do.",rachel,oh.,1 +tag,i did not!,rachel,"oh really? so you’re saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?!",1 +ross,"yeah, i mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. i mean, how can you leave this place?",rachel,hey. happy thanksgiving!,0 +ross,naked friends.,rachel,"fine, let’s do it.",0 +chandler,"oh hey, howd the interview go?",rachel,why?,0 +ross,just stuff. yknow kinda what emily wants.,rachel,"yeah, im sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.",0 +tom,no that’s my assistant.,rachel,"have a seat. okay, listen umm, chandler and i are going to live together, here.",0 +chandler,whoa-whoa-whoa! you broke joey’s chair?,rachel,ohhhh man,0 +ross,"everyone gets a goodbye but me? what have i got to do to get a goodbye, huh? be best friends with you? uh, go out with you? have a baby with you? oh wait a minute, wait a minute, i did all those things.",rachel,my—oh my god!,0 +joey,yes.,rachel,"actuary... no. book-keeper... no. topless dancer... hey, dyou know what i just realized? you are the sole wage earner. *you* are the head of the household. i dont do anything - im a kept man!",0 +phoebe,hello?,rachel,"oooh, i like that, daddy",0 +joey,what are you talking about alone? what about ross?,rachel,i can’t believe this is taking so long. how are you doing?,0 +all,oh!,rachel,cute! this is janice! you remember janice?,0 +monica,"ok, how does everybody like their burgers?",rachel,mans got a point.,0 +gunther,"...and after you’ve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....",rachel,"gunther, gunther, please, i’ve worked here for two and a half years, i know the empty trays go over there.",1 +joey,hey.,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,what are you doing here so early?,rachel,"yeah, because you know what, its... its all about the children.",0 +monica,marriage. its not for everybody.,rachel,"ah, kate?",0 +policeman,can he handle the stick?,rachel,"wait a minute, you cant go to tulsa. maybe you forgot, but weve got tickets to the jets game next week.",0 +chandler,yeah i know.,rachel,"well nothing yet, they really hate you and i want to fit in.",0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,"and y’know what else, oh my god, are they gonna love you.",1 +ross,bye sweetie.,rachel,i’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.,0 +monica,"yeah, well i might be if i had the supplies! i mean, i could do all this stuff. only i dont.",rachel,"oh, monica, cmon, you do cool things.",1 +monica,"im his sister, okay? i love him! i dont want to see him get hurt! come on! doesn’t that give me the right to control him—help him?",rachel,this guy could be my baby’s stepfather!,0 +joey,"oh, id love to, but i gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first",rachel,what? so you guys dont mind going out with someone else whos going out with someone else?,0 +monica,"hah, no no no no no no no no no no.",rachel,"well, now, wait a second, who did i just put as my in case of emergency person?",1 +monica,what do you think brought than on?,rachel,"why did i woo-hoo? i mean, what was i hoping would happen? that-that hed turn round and say i love that sound, i must have you now?",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"that’s great, but isn’t it gonna bother that people still think you’re a porn star?",0 +phoebe,really? it doesnt have anything coming out of it. or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?,rachel,hey! i sold that to joey.,0 +monica,"all right, be my guest.",rachel,good luck.,1 +monica,rach! its me! pick up!,rachel,no,0 +phoebe,i can’t! i can’t! unless… well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if i didn’t buy that lamp?,rachel,what?! no! i’m not gonna move out!,1 +phoebe,"well hello, mrs. penella! thank you so much for coming! well, okay look, heres your umm, 3-d glasses and reverend pong will tell you when to put them on.",rachel,"it’s very interesting, phoebe.",0 +dr. long,"no-no. contractions can be unnerving if you don’t know what they are, but she’s fine.",rachel,"my god, the baby’s kicking. that’s great. although i…kinda wish i-i would’ve been there to feel the kicking for the first time y’know.",0 +chandler,hello rachel.,rachel,"why don’t you ask chandler, ‘cause he’s the one that fooled around with her. she told me you said you could really fall for her. now is that true? or are you just gettin’ over janice by groping my sister.",0 +phoebe,"you know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.",rachel,"chandler, sense the tone!!",0 +ross,oh no!,rachel,"no-no, it’s really not huge.",1 +gavin,gavin mitchelles office.,rachel,"rachel greens office!! give me that phone! hello, this is rachel green, how can i help you? uh huh ... ok then ... ill pass you back to your son",1 +ross,"ohh, okay.",rachel,"ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? i would have to say no.",0 +phoebe,what? did you go to a costume party? let me guess umm pancho vila? and youre bob saget.,rachel,pancho vila?,1 +chandler,how was your date with joey?,rachel,i cant believe weve never done this before! its sooo good! so good for monica!,0 +joey,its not a cat!,rachel,it’s time.,0 +chandler,wow that was my scariest voice! you’re very brave.,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,no. no.,rachel,okay. it’s exactly how i’d imagined it would be.,0 +ross,"well, i’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?",rachel,"because, he’s my friend.",1 +monica,i dont know what else to say.,rachel,oy.,0 +monica,hey!,rachel,whats that now?,0 +pete,hi.,rachel,hi!!,1 +ross,i have been working out.,rachel,oh nice tan!,0 +phoebe,oh my god! monica’s just gonna kill you.,rachel,what?!,0 +phoebe,"okay, i’m gonna put this in the car.",rachel,i was in too much pain.,0 +joey,"all right, you got it.",rachel,all right.,1 +monica,okay.,rachel,you have chalk on your face.,0 +monica,"hey, rache. you know what we havent played in a while?",rachel,what?,1 +joshua,yeah.,rachel,"yeah, uh, its actually not that big a deal.",0 +woman,i’m amanda.,rachel,oh i get it! a…man…duh!,1 +ross,"i have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? im not gonna watch chandler up there while im sitting in the seats like some chump! . oh! my god! youre breathtaking!",rachel,oh.,0 +phoebe,"its okay, i mean she had a really incredible life. and its not like im never gonna see her again, yknow shes gonna visit.",rachel,hello.,0 +joey,okay…,rachel,"hey, come on! i had this friend from college and i made the stupid mistake of telling joey that one time…she and i y’know…kissed a little bit.",1 +phoebe,"i dunno, well he got over the we were on a break thing really quickly.",rachel,i was wondering you both have such serious jobs. would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?,0 +ross,"yeah. do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? i am gonna get laid.",rachel,"yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesnt exactly say big promotion.",0 +monica,what?,rachel,ethan called again.,1 +ross,don’t you realise none of this would’ve ever happened if i didn’t think at that same moment you weren’t having sex with mark?,rachel,all right. let’s say i had slept with mark. would you have been able to forgive me?,1 +monica,"awww, yknow what your nickname is, mr. big…",rachel,"nothing! i said, i said youre so great and then i just, i just stopped talking!",0 +monica,"no, it is me! yknow, im not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! yknow, when im with her, i am so much more than that. im- im monana!",rachel,"well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. do you have some kind of fitness regime?",0 +monica,would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?,rachel,it depends on who asked.,1 +chandler,"oh, yeah! thanks for inventing the lottery!",rachel,"coffee sounds great. wait, so, so you live in montreal?",0 +ross,"no, i ran. it was really far, and when did people stop understanding the",rachel,"well, why didn’t you just take a cab?",1 +phoebe,"okay, go ahead. um, hi annie. fantastic! you got it. oh, okay, um, will he work for scale? you ask me. well, i dont know about that, except that i do and he will. great, oh you are such a sweetheart. i would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next.... op, went through a tunnel.",rachel,unbelievable.,1 +ross,"goodnight sweetheart! i love you. and remember, youre daddys little girl... phoebes totally ruined that for me...",rachel,"i think shes gonna be the hit of the office, huh? shes gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and a-line skirts. can i get a blue bow?",0 +gunther,i dont know if you heard about what happened between me and phoebe the other day_,rachel,"ooh, joey.",0 +monica,"rachel, i need to borrow—you’re not packed!!!! you’re not packed even a little bit!",rachel,"come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. ‘cause you used to be like the chef, and i was the customer, and now we’re like this-this couple that fights.",0 +joey,y’know i blame ross for this.,rachel,i do too a little bit.,1 +chandler,"come on, don’t be crazy. you don’t think there’s someone out there better suited for monica than me, do ya?",rachel,"well, what’s he like?!",1 +ross,"yeah, we want everyone to be there. as much as i hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.",rachel,"and i mean, you know, you guys... this is a big deal. i mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!",1 +ross,excellent! how do you put a baby down for a nap?,rachel,sure!,0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"all right, well i’m gonna put my sweats back on.",0 +ben,‘cause you guys were on a break.,rachel,so whatd you do?,0 +joey,poor thing. cut down in her prime.,rachel,hi!,0 +joshua,but…,rachel,but im...,0 +chandler,"rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? i mean y’know you can’t date him right?",rachel,"oh no, i know that. i know that. although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.",1 +phoebe,"oh hey mon? rach is here! ohh, you’re still pregnant. oh, i’m sorry. i know how uncomfortable you are. y’know what? you look great. yeah, like fifty bucks.",rachel,"oh, i have to go pee. apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy.",1 +ross,"and for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!",rachel,"yeah! you and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!",1 +joey,someone like an…angel?,rachel,im a dancer.,0 +chandler,"excuse, i seem to have dropped my ball.",rachel,"yeah, so?",1 +monica,sure?,rachel,"yeah, i mean whatever.",1 +joey,that is incredible! you are the master!,rachel,"huh, that’s funny. you look like you’re gonna be the…",1 +tag,"anyway, i’m guessing you hired somebody.",rachel,well…,1 +ross,you’re moving?,rachel,"yeah, i can’t live with joey once the baby comes. i don’t want my child’s first words to be, how you doin’?",1 +phoebe,vince is a fireman.,rachel,wow! have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?,1 +dr. green,i don’t believe this!!,rachel,"hey everybody, rachel was so good today. she didnt gossip at all.",0 +phoebe,"sorry, mix up. hey, how was the movie?",rachel,i haven’t seen it yet!,1 +chloe,what? are you married? ‘cause that’s okay.,rachel,"oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. be home. be home, be home, be home. oh, you’re not home.",1 +phoebe,i know.,rachel,"it’s a trip for two! excuse me. excuse me, is the person who won the paris trip at this table?",0 +monica,oh my god!,rachel,"okay, i’m sorry, this is insane! i-i-i’m not addicted to heroin, i’m not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! look, i’ll consummate this marriage right here, right now!",0 +ross,"can we, can we just stop for a second? who said something better would come along, huh? you didnt believe me. i told you everything was gonna work out. you know what? this calls for a bottle of israels finest.",rachel,the job is in paris.,1 +chandler,you okay over there?,rachel,"you got it. okay. now, i can pass for 19 right?!",0 +joey,"okay. okay, i can do this. i can tell her how i feel. just uh, just stand up straight. take a couple deep breaths. look confident.",rachel,joey? what’s up?,1 +ross,"good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?",rachel,i told you! i am not coming to a naked wedding!,0 +monica,i swear you said you had the keys.,rachel,"no, i didnt. i wouldnt say i had the keys unless i had the keys, and i obviously didnt have the keys.",1 +monica,i know!,rachel,"excuse me? oh yeah? well, up yours too!",1 +joey,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,"oh, we werent talking about you. no, no way to recover.",rachel,ah! oh.,0 +joey,"not a problem. oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.",rachel,what?,1 +jill,you asked him too?!,rachel,oh!,0 +ross,well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma.,rachel,y’know how the garage floods every spring?,0 +monica,that’s will from high school!,rachel,"uh, except that it was really the i hate rachel club.",0 +phoebe,"okay. umm, before we get started, i just wanna say for the record that i love ross, i think he’s such a great guy. here. okay, now, close your eyes. and imagine that you’re with ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. and you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. and then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! hah?",rachel,"sorry im late. lets get started. so, what did everybody think about jane eyre?",0 +phoebe,no! i do want to!,rachel,no.,0 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,oh wow! this is so cool.,1 +monica,"oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. it’s no big deal, it’s not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. see watch this, ben, ben, ben. ow, monica bang! everybody bang. ben bang. rachel bang. bang, rachel bang! oh, isn’t that fun?",rachel,hey joe.,0 +joey,"all right, me neither! i was just testing you!",rachel,"hey!! get your ass back here, tribbiani!!",0 +sandy,i er... i hope you dont mind. i used some of my home-made lotion on emma. its a mixture of calendula and honey cream. itll dry that rash right up. plus... it keeps the hands young...,rachel,oh my god! david!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hi pheebs!,1 +joey,"and i couldnt find this little plastic thing that goes on top of the blender...and i thought...well... how important can that be, right...? turns out very!",rachel,wow...definitely just drake...,1 +chandler,"if youre cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than richard?",rachel,chandler! is he?,1 +monica,"sure, well do that. what are you up to?",rachel,"well, phoebe set me up on a date.",1 +joanna,chandler is fantastic!!,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,is everything okay?,rachel,that sounds great. same for me.,0 +joey,"all right, then youd better show me some of that too then.",rachel,"okay, its missing something. ooh, i know! umm, okay.",1 +monica,"rachel, it’s going to happen. chandler is gonna move in here.",rachel,"trust me, i will never...",0 +monica,"yknow when i said to you earlier that i was at work umm, im at my new work.",rachel,"stupid balls are in the way. (they both look at each other and start laughing , and sit up. ross hits his head on the lamp again.)",0 +monica,"hey, rach, did you make your money?",rachel,"let me tell you why you need to pick me. see, when i was a kid, i was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. you know, i was always picked last in gym. even behind that big fat exchange student who didnt even know the rules to baseball. i mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. anyway, if im the only one left out of this wedding, i just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, okay, let’s talk it out.",rachel,i… am i the only one that this is embarrassing for?,1 +mr. zelner,"well, then gavin can give the presentation, okay, we have to do it now. ralph needs to leave early today. hes going helicopter shopping.",rachel,i was not staring at her. okay? i was just listening intently. it’s called being a good conversationalist. watch. say something.,0 +monica,"hey, did you stop by here?",rachel,i got that!,0 +joey,i cant tell you what i know.,rachel,well then i cant tell you what i know.,1 +chandler,"yes, back then i, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. thank god i dont do that anymore.",rachel,"what, so you go over there, you tell him you think hes cute, whats the worst that could happen?",1 +monica,i’m sick of japanese. we’re not going there.,rachel,"some would say she’s attractive, yes.",0 +ross,"hey, i have a question. well, actually, its not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",rachel,then what am i supposed to do?,0 +joey,the unbearable likeness of being!,rachel,ooh... dr. geller!,0 +chandler,you mean like for award shows?,rachel,some of them.,1 +joey,"yeah-yeah right. that’s okay. that’s fine. that’s uh, pretty much what i was expecting. so uh, it’s no big deal. all right? i think i’m gonna go.",rachel,"no! joey please! please don’t! please don’t leave like this! now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman!",1 +barry,"oh, i, uh- i went to aruba.",rachel,im pregnant.,0 +joshua,this is so nice. thank you for doing this.,rachel,"ohh, please! cooking soothes me. ahh. so, dig in!",1 +monica,"honey, there’s a reason.",rachel,"god, i’m not lame, okay. i can do something. i can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.",1 +monica,i can’t! i have to work!,rachel,phoebe?,1 +chandler,what are you writing?,rachel,thanks.,0 +joey,"no, one man for the rest of my life? i don’t know if i can do it! this means i’ll never get to sleep with joey!",rachel,"yeah, hi. you guys got any of those baby chicks? ‘cause i was watching this ah, commercial on tv and man, those guys are cute!",0 +joey,"oh well, youre timing couldnt be better. i am putting out fires all over the place.",rachel,"okay. okay. okay. joey, i have got to tell you something!",1 +ross,"what? great, now im having a baby.",rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,"hey, whoa-whoa! whats she like?",0 +joey,yeah! that guy’s all right!,rachel,yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all joey.,1 +monica,"i think its totally insane, i mean, they work for the hospital. its like returning to the scene of the crime. you know, i say we blow off the dates.",rachel,"what? monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!",1 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,a dollar?,0 +monica,"these tiny, little non-breasts?! please, it’s gotta be rachel.",rachel,"what, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small i mean, i-i-i actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.",1 +ross,"anyway.. um.. so, you- uh- you nervous about barry tomorrow?",rachel,"no-no, it’s uh, it’s heston.",0 +ross,hi!,rachel,so….,1 +dr. green,ross? what’s with the neck?,rachel,okay.,0 +melissa,i don’t know. i don’t remember a lot of things that never happened.,rachel,wh… come on! remember? we were on the sleeping porch! we couldn’t stop giggling? and our coconuts kept knockin’ together?,1 +chandler,is that gal pal spelled l-o-s-e-r?,rachel,i know.,0 +monica,"nah, while youre at rosss if you see any lying around…",rachel,what?!,1 +phoebe,are you sure?,rachel,"well, i guess we’ll just have to put the wall back up.",0 +ross,who?,rachel,fourth gear!!,1 +dr. long,"so, eight days late huh?",rachel,a little tall.,0 +phoebe,y’know what joey left on my pillow?,rachel,what?,1 +ross,"umm, no.",rachel,nu-uh!,0 +monica,"i got it! how about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?",rachel,okay.,0 +charlie,rachel... i heard you guys whispering.,rachel,"ooh, im alive with pleasure now.",0 +joey,"rach, i told you everything i knew last night! look, its not that big of a deal, so monica and chandler are doing it.",rachel,"yeah, i’ll take some.",0 +monica,"still, i was quick as a cat.",rachel,"well, i met dannys sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway.",1 +monica,"probably some yknow, european good-bye thing he picked up in london.",rachel,thanks a lot.,0 +monica,you start working on that list.,rachel,i cannot believe her.,1 +chandler,"what a great apology! and you accept! okay, bye-bye!",rachel,feeling a little better sweetie?,0 +phoebe,"yeah, i do. what’s the matter?",rachel,i’m just bummed about the way i left things with ross. i shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. he seemed so mad at me.,1 +chandler,"that’s the thing, see i would like to stay in the pribe of mwha-ah-libe.",rachel,"yes, joe?",0 +phoebe,"well, if you don’t want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.",rachel,"you’re right. you’re right. i mean i’m about to have a baby, i can tell my mother that i don’t want her to just be sleeping on my couch! oh my god! she’s gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. this cannot happen!",1 +ross,"mee mee, mee-mee mee.",rachel,come on.,0 +ross,"let me see this... grand supreme little darling, new york division.",rachel,damnit!,0 +the teacher,"if youre talking about feminism, i think youre right.",rachel,"that�s right, because i forbid you to smoke again.",0 +monica,and processing.,rachel,he carries a briefcase.,1 +joshua,oh my god!,rachel,"oh i know, my god, this is so—this rice is so—i am so good.",1 +ross,well thats fine with me. could use the money.,rachel,of course it is. wow—whoa!,0 +phoebe,"oh, i dont know, i dont know. i think thats a little weird, yknow? vinyl.",rachel,"hey, its okay. it was just a car backfire. hey, look at that! you tried to save your buddy. you see that? you see what he did?",0 +monica,soakin’ up all the culture.,rachel,yeah.,1 +barry,"oh, thats great.",rachel,why are- why are you so tanned?,1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"im so sorry, i cant believe i did this, but i couldnt stop laughing at your norman mailer story.",0 +chandler,"if i help, we can find ‘em faster!",rachel,"and first, i have to see the met!",0 +chandler,"hey, rach, can i get...",rachel,did you talk to him?,1 +ross,linen closet.,rachel,this place is awesome!,0 +chandler,"all right! fine! but it’s just a lunch date, no more than an hour! and from now on i get my own dates, i don’t want you setting me up with anybody ever again!",rachel,that’s fine!,1 +gavin,you said two weeks.,rachel,"no, i said today! see, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.",1 +ross,"well i, close your eyes, i just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close...",rachel,oh. oh.,0 +joey,why god?!! why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!,rachel,"y’know, i’m still 29 in guam.",1 +joey,"hey uh, where do you guys want this?",rachel,"yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. i mean not for me because im only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.",1 +paul,okay. i’ll be right back.,rachel,okay. what?! what are you doing here?!,1 +phoebe,"well, if you really, really want it, then it’s okay.",rachel,hi daddy.,1 +monica,hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. you-you’ve been through so much since then. and right now you’ve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. can’t you just let this go?,rachel,"look, i got to apologize on the behalf of carl.",0 +doctor,and here it is!,rachel,oh come on!!,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,hi honey!,1 +ross,"uhm, i hadnt no you... i had no idea you were so excited about paris. uhm, i mean, you said you were scared.",rachel,"well yeah, but i mean, it was good scared though, you know? like when i-moved-to-new-york scared. or uhm, when i-found-out-i-was-gonna-have-emma scared... but this is... fine. this is gonna be good.",1 +ross,focus.,rachel,nice!,0 +ross,"yeah, maybe.",rachel,"oh-oh, you lie.",1 +ross,"yeah, yeah! you sure this is what you want?",rachel,what a small world!,0 +ben,damnit!,rachel,does he?,0 +ross,"and confused. rach, sweetie, i-i um…i didn’t propose to you.",rachel,i dont know. i mean i have plenty of opportunity. just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.and then the other day on the subway a woman accidentally sat on my hand.,0 +monica,no drops!,rachel,i do!,0 +ross,"i�m serious. c�mon, you should go. here. no, uh-uh, just go.",rachel,"okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.",0 +phoebe,unless! she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.,rachel,"ohh, gosh. you guys, come on, this is—i have to meet joshua! this is my one chance for him to see the fun rachel. y’know the wouldn’t it be great if she was my wife rachel. ohh, all right! are joey and chandler back?",1 +ross,"y’know, it’s interesting! most people think that’s made with seawater, when in fact—",rachel,"joey cracks me up! it’s like, ‘yeah, why don’t you have your ex-wife move in with you? that wouldn’t be awkward at all!’",0 +phoebe,"why not?! maybe i can, you dont know!",rachel,joseph stalin. i think youd remember that!,0 +ross,"well ah, actually...",rachel,why... i... i dont know. uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father?,0 +ross,"really?! hey, y’know what? since you have such a great sense of what i need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take phoebe down to that colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.",rachel,what if i smack my head on the concrete?,0 +joey,"yeah, it is. it’s really tough. y’know sometimes i",rachel,huh?,1 +joey,"hello? yeah, this is joey tribbiani... oh, hi! well, im glad you liked my letter... no my mommy and daddy arent home right now... okay, bye bye. she was nice!",rachel,"joey, get amys bags, she is moving out!",1 +danny,yep. im gonna wear these on our date tonight.,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,okay ross! please don’t die!,rachel,no! you don’t know the system! there’ll be nobody messing with the system!,0 +phoebe,"umm, i’m trying to move that pencil.",rachel,"i can’t believe you won’t just admit it! okay, just promise me that you won’t do anything stupid.",0 +phoebe,"come on, mom, i’ll take you home.",rachel,i’ll go with you.,1 +phoebe,"now, we can kick anybody’s ass!",rachel,alex trebek?,0 +steve,im kind of funny looking.,rachel,"i understand, but youre wishing for what we think youre wishing for, arent you?",0 +joey/drake,"how can i? knowing ill never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing ill never make love to you? how can i accept that... i can never kiss you again when its all i can do not to kiss you right now.",rachel,kiss me.,1 +chandler,never!,rachel,"hey, here you go.",0 +ross,argue with that.,rachel,"there never was a library. i mean there are libraries, its just that i ah, i never worked at one.",0 +monica,and make sure our room isnt next to theirs .,rachel,i saved you a seat.,0 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,are you kidding? the woman has the nose of a bloodhound � and the breasts of a greek goddess.,0 +ross,"i got tenure. i didnt win the lottery... hey rach, so uh... how did your thing go?",rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,uh-hmm.,rachel,oh my god phoebe! i mean i’m just—wait a minute. if i’m your maid of honor that means you are monica’s.,1 +monica,"and when i told her that i was gonna be moving in with chandler, she was really supportive. you were so great. you made it so easy. and now you have to leave. and i have to live with a boy!!",rachel,"oh, it’s gonna be fine.",1 +chandler,your ass?!?!?,rachel,"man, dont be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!",1 +joey,but then who? the waitress i went out with last month?,rachel,"so umm, any word from susan?",0 +jill,"can’t have?! excuse me, the only thing i can’t have is dairy!",rachel,"all right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating bob!",1 +phoebe,how can you not know which one?,rachel,i mean that’s unbelievable.,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,what?! there’s only been like four kids.,rachel,"okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {whoa! where have i heard that before? matthew perry talking about signs in las vegas. i guess it mustve been some movie i saw.} what do you say?",0 +monica,i swear ive seen birds do this on wild kingdom.,rachel,shoot! shoot! shoot!,0 +monica,"well uh, i’m trying to make something for joey. do you mind if i raid your fridge?",rachel,"owen didnt know he was adopted, and monica told him.",0 +steve,i do like my hair.,rachel,really?,1 +joshua,"okay uh, however…",rachel,yeah.,0 +chandler,"no, if crazy plate lad.. if monica dies then i would get emma, right? ",rachel,well actually...,1 +monica,"uhh, not much. uh, works good.",rachel,"oh yknow what, we don’t have to talk about work. we can talk about anything!",1 +phoebe,that’s easy! you just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won’t open.,rachel,so what are you saying; i should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?,1 +ross,"okay, look, yesterday i wouldve even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day i have a near death experience. i mean, that-that has got to mean something!",rachel,"ugh, ross! that was not a near death experience! that was barely an experience!",1 +chandler,hey.,rachel,"hey. oh, i have a question. if-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?",1 +joey,"no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... i think its better if you tell him, you know. its easier for a woman. that way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... i didnt mean it. im so so--ooory.",rachel,what do we do? what do we do?,0 +ross,so does-does joey know you’re moving?,rachel,did not.,0 +phoebe,"oh, we killed them all.",rachel,oh!,1 +ross,here you go.,rachel,what’s the charity?,0 +joey,"well, the duck…",rachel,hi!,0 +ross,"look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.",rachel,"you guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?",1 +chandler,"what, what are you laughing at?",rachel,"well, i used to date him, but you’re still going out with her!",1 +ross,"what’s uh, what’s going on? do you not, do you not like katie?",rachel,"no! no, she’s—she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"no, no, no.",0 +joey,"look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with emmas chubby little hands wrapped around ya. its okay, emma, you stay asleep.",rachel,": step away from the crib, i have a weapon!",1 +tag,well…,rachel,all right.,0 +danny,"yeah, im really looking forward to it.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,ah….,rachel,ah. oh.,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,hi.,1 +ross,"really?! i mean, really?!!",rachel,"yeah, i mean, you should play in public!",1 +monica,"hey, i have all the space i need. just do what i did.",rachel,"monica, you don’t even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!",1 +monica,i thought it might be true. and i was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.,rachel,she was working on valentine’s day so we’re celebrating it tonight.,0 +ross,crack isn’t even an intravenous drug!,rachel,"well, you would know.",1 +phoebe,"what about me? i just found out that denise is leaving town for a while, i don’t have a roommate.",rachel,because she is!,0 +joey,"id take you out for a romantic night. some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home...",rachel,feel me up?,1 +chandler,"phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!",rachel,oh my god!!,0 +dr. green,"so, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?",rachel,"i’m sorry, let her?",1 +all,"hi, julie!",rachel,"hi, julie.",1 +joey,"y’know what? bring her both, and i’ll have the same. (the",rachel,"wow! this is shaping up to be a pretty good date—oh, i almost",1 +monica,"hey, rach, did you make your money?",rachel,"no, not even close. forget vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.",1 +dr. long,well you’re only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. it’ll be a while.,rachel,so we do supergirl.,0 +phoebe,"ohh, you guys, remember that cute client i told you about? i bit him.",rachel,hey...,0 +phoebe,whatd i say?,rachel,uhm... arent you a little overdressed?,0 +ross,uh-huh. but it was a first for the rest of my building.,rachel,"okay. all right, thats true! but yknow i just dont embarrass that easily.",1 +chandler,"well whats the difference? your eggs arent here anymore, are they? you took your eggs and you left. you really expect me to never find new eggs?",rachel,"hey i liked her, alright. maybe, maybe too much. i dont know i guess i just got scared.",0 +ross,lucky sixes....,rachel,are you alright?,0 +ross,there you go.,rachel,that may be the most depressing thing i’ve heard in my life. i should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.,0 +monica,"youre going to talk to him! yknow what? we made a deal, i make your decisions and i say youre going to talk to him.",rachel,"all right, youre the boss. i guess i gotta do what you tell me.",1 +phoebe,youre there!,rachel,you are ready to make a commitment!,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,ow!,1 +joey,"well, i only said that because of ross, you know. then i saw him kissing charlie...",rachel,"what? ross and charlie? wow! shes really making her way through the group, huh? ah, who am i to talk?",1 +monica,what is the matter with you?!! why aren’t you more upset?! aren’t you gonna be sad that we’re not gonna be living together anymore?! i mean aren’t you gonna miss me at all?!,rachel,"all right, fine, but don’t get mad at me. it’s-it’s just a little hard to believe.",1 +monica,: yes! chandler watches shark porn!,rachel,well watching sharks? are you sure thats what he was doing?,1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,yes. absolutely. a quality.,0 +monica,"all right, listen you’re just being silly. rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. one girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a tootsie roll!",rachel,wow…,1 +joey,"oh. maybe. but hey i know how i can find out. we’re going to a new year’s eve party, right? so at midnight, i can kiss her. and if she kisses me back, great! y’know? but if she says ‘dude, what the hell are you doing?’ i can say ‘it wasn’t me, it was new years!’",rachel,"well, that’s a lot better than ross trying to kiss me in high school, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.",1 +phoebe,im rachel. its so annoying when i put emma on the phone to talk with my friends.,rachel,what!?,1 +mr. zelner,here let me…,rachel,"wh-whoa! all right, okay-okay, i see, i see whats going on here! now listen, look-look, im sorry if i gave you the wrong impression, but i am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! now even though i , hey-hey-hey, even though i kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. i do not want, this job that bad. good day, sir.",1 +monica,okay.,rachel,"so we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, aren’t we? no, we’re not okay, we’re not okay, there’s a bump, there’s a bump.",1 +ross,yknow what? just-just follow my lead.,rachel,"no! no, that was jack! rachel thinks i asked her to marry me!",0 +phoebe,he works with food!,rachel,"oh no-no rach, please, don’t be sorry. okay? don’t be sorry. y’know i was only kidding you.",0 +chandler,"no, i just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. hello sweet pants!",rachel,wait a minute! what are you gonna tell joanna?,1 +all,aww!,rachel,that’s funny.,1 +phoebe,wh-what do we do?,rachel,hey! you could do a lot worse than joey tribbiani!!,0 +chandler,that’s correct.,rachel,you wanna go in the bedroom? it’s a little more comfortable.,1 +ross,are you kidding? i have had some very dirty dreams about this...,rachel,"excuse me! you didnt tell him, did you?",1 +joey,power saw kinda got away from me there.,rachel,so?!,0 +chandler,"see, i’m not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?",rachel,small...,0 +joey,"okay, the ring fell on the floor and i went down to pick it up and you thought i was proposing.",rachel,hey. im here for my eyebrow appointment.,0 +monica,"i mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.",rachel,"he’s doing just fine, he’s resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.",0 +dr. green,are you really pregnant?,rachel,thats a good point.,0 +monica,"me? what are you talking about? nobody could steal me from you. i mean, just because im friends with her doesnt make me any less friends with you. i mean, youre my...were, were...oh, i love you.",rachel,i love you too.,1 +ross,she hates pottery barn?!!,rachel,"i know! i know, she says it’s all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. so come on, she’s gonna be here any second! can we please just cover this up with something?! please?",1 +joey,that’s crazy!,rachel,and you would?,0 +chandler,i knew it!,rachel,"vic! where have you been, baby?!",0 +danny,yesss?,rachel,"hi! sorry to bother you, but i dont think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesnt really seem like you mean it.",1 +phoebe,"yes, i do! today is mike and my one-year anniversary.",rachel,"oh! whats it the anniversary of? your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...",1 +ross,hi!,rachel,"yeah, it’s mine.",0 +chandler,"i’m sorry! hey-hey joe, why don’t you uh, lift up your shirt? take a look at this kiddo. we have a crying child! roll the damn cameras!",rachel,hello?,1 +monica,"just out. had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. thanks for your jacket.",rachel,that is an excellent excellent question. that is excellent.,0 +monica,"rachel, you and mark?!",rachel,"no, no-no, it’s okay, calm down. mark and i talked, and i realised how much i love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but i really want to make it work.",1 +joey,"and, a brownie! well, half a",rachel,"oh sure, yeah, why not?",0 +ross,"well, i still think i was right about that whole mark thing.",rachel,i am so glad that you could come over tonight.,0 +joey,where are you going? the vicar won’t be home for hours.,rachel,"i just, i don’t understand, i mean, how-how can she do this? y’know, what, am i, am i like a complete idiot for thinking that she’d actually show up?",0 +tag,yeah.,rachel,yeah. hmmmm.,1 +joey,"duh, whereve you been?",rachel,i’m reading your ad.,0 +monica,...they threw us out! i was thrown out of a hotel! me!,rachel,"go monana! well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. i get to go pour coffee for people i dont know. dont wait up.",1 +joey,hey!,rachel,i know! i know it’s awful.,0 +phoebe,ready?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"fine! y’know what? it doesn’t matter, because, if i remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.",rachel,"so uh, what’s your name?",0 +joey,all right that’s it! you’re yelling and i don’t see you taking your top off! i quit!,rachel,and deaf!,0 +monica,barry who you almost...?,rachel,"oh, my pleasure.",0 +phoebe,where do you think mike really is?,rachel,chandler giving you a hard time huh?,0 +phoebe,"no, it’s just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants yknow, us to check it out.",rachel,"yeah. yeah, ill be alright.",0 +ross,"ok. well, before i say anything, i just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then i tell you what i think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and i look like a complete idiot?",rachel,no. no-no-no-no.,1 +joey,do you know something?,rachel,"i may play the fool at times, but i’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit. i believe this belongs to the father of your baby.",0 +joey,rach! hey! it’s fine! you’re at joey’s!,rachel,really?,1 +monica,no i dont.,rachel,"yes, you do. when we left, you said, got the keys.",1 +danny,are you close with them?,rachel,"no-no, theyre not very nice people.",1 +chandler,blue blazer back. he-he wants it back.,rachel,"oh no, no, no, no... thats okay, thats okay... i mean, im... i am a vegetarian... except for veal... yeah no, veal i love...",0 +chandler,enunciate!,rachel,get out!,1 +joey,all right.,rachel,"okay, i’m just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?",1 +ben,what’s a virgin?,rachel,water it is.,1 +monica,"no, i dont think it ever works. why?",rachel,no reason.,1 +ross,yknow what? im gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in 99!,rachel,but your divorce isnt even final yet.,1 +ross,fine! fine! y’know what? whatever you want. okay? you’re the mommy.,rachel,oh uh-uh pal! don’t call me mommy! it’s bad enough you call your own mother that.,1 +katie,"oh, ow! did joey tell you to say that? you guys, are too much!",rachel,whoa! yknow what katie? i gotta tell ya i-i-i-i think you are the one who is too much.,1 +joey,"hey, thank you so much.",rachel,"okay, guys.",0 +monica,"okay, y’know what? don’t worry, okay? we’ll take care of it. we’ll call her. just go home and get ready.",rachel,youre on in 5 ms. minnelli.,0 +joey,you have knicks tickets?,rachel,"yeah, my mom got my dad’s season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.",1 +ross,what are you doing? were going to a hospital.,rachel,"what, so i cant lokk nice? there might be doctors there.",1 +phoebe,lets run towards them!,rachel,"wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?",0 +monica,because then i don’t have to!,rachel,"well of course we will help you decide! we will do anything we can to help you! now, i would like to make a toast, to the future mrs. chandler bing , my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that…",1 +chandler,i did! i absolutely did!,rachel,"i don’t know, but i ah, i have the feeling that my being there will do it. i’ll go over and i will borrow something. juice!! i need juice!!",0 +phoebe,im in.,rachel,"no, no, wait, ok, ok, look at the other side. look at julies column.",0 +ross,"i think we do. why don’t we go inside? look uh, i know why you’re here.",rachel,you do?,1 +phoebe,"let’s see. oh my god! oh… but no! no! you can’t-you can’t hire him, because that—it’s not professional. umm, this is for me yes? thanks.",rachel,okay you’re right. i’ll hire hilda tomorrow. dumb old perfect for the job hilda!,1 +joey,yeah thatd be great! thanks pheebs!,rachel,hey! get into gear!,0 +chandler,because it’s flattering! come on monica! come on monica!,rachel,"yeah actually, i think we’re gonna take off too. we rented a movie.",1 +phoebe,"ooh ooh, we have a live one!",rachel,through the glass doors.,0 +ross,hi.,rachel,"breathe, breathe, breathe...",0 +ross,"ah-ha, nowhere to run!",rachel,nope.,0 +joey,"all right, i’m sorry. rach i—rach i’m sorry. okay? i’m sorry! maybe i can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn.",rachel,to see her pants?,0 +monica,i love you too.,rachel,"oh now that-that-thats funny, it seems like chandlers conference couldve been in connecticut or vermont.",0 +chandler,oh no! no! no! no!,rachel,yes! he has a naked picture of monica! he takes naked pictures of us! and then he eats chicken and looks at them!,1 +all,hey!,rachel,so good to see you.,0 +ross,what? a dog? no! rachel gets to choose.,rachel,"wow, this is a tough one. i think im gonna have to go with the dog.",1 +both,oh yeah!,rachel,thats really not the kind of thing we are looking for zack.,0 +monica,who wants it? anybody?,rachel,what?! i’ve never seen one before!,0 +phoebe,oooh.� girls night out indeed.,rachel,"ok.� so now, i think emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything ross . . .",1 +ross,"i don’t know rachel, why?",rachel,we met with him. did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?,0 +joey,"i know were not, but frank medeio and... eva trorro... womba...",rachel,kate miller?,1 +phoebe,now?,rachel,no!,1 +ross,congratulations.,rachel,and tell them what? the naked guy we stare at all the time isn’t moving.,0 +chandler,"i just have to know, okay. is it my hair?",rachel,those earrings look really lovely on you.,0 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,great scene yeah?,0 +chandler,"well, i’m there too!",rachel,damn it. its never off the table.,0 +ross,you sang baby got back didnt you?,rachel,nothing else worked. that girl is all about the ass...,1 +phoebe,lets run towards them!,rachel,ok!,1 +joey,do you know something?,rachel,do you know something?,1 +ross,totally.,rachel,"whoo, whoo. wow, its uhm... kinda weird that im sitting next to charlie after we broke up.",0 +ross,we’re so lucky.,rachel,"yeah youre always singing yummy yummy yummy, ive got love in my tummy",0 +the doctor,hi rachel!,rachel,hey!,1 +monica,well... of course i thought of you! but... but...,rachel,tartlets. tartlets. tartlets. the word has lost all meaning.,0 +ross,the small one.,rachel,"yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, cause now theyre gone!",0 +joey,calm?! i wasn’t calm! i’ve never been more scared in all my life!,rachel,"look, i-i don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. so…here. here’s my new pager number, okay? anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! i’ll be there! okay? i don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.",0 +ross,"yeah, hey i-i have clothes, i even pick them out. i mean for, for all you know i could be a fashion..... monger.",rachel,"oh, excuse me! i think you dropped s… wow!",0 +ross,"rachel, come on. give us a chance.",rachel,"ross, its too hard.",1 +sophie,hey.,rachel,"thanks for lunch, chandler. yknow, you didn’t have to walk me all the way back up here.",1 +monica,it just makes more sense as an ensemble.,rachel,right.,1 +ross,huh.,rachel,"i mean, look-look today you escaped death, yknow? and maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with emily?",1 +phoebe,oh. oh.,rachel,we are! help us!,0 +ross,congratulations.,rachel,"okay ross, we’re—wait a minute. umm, i uh, i kinda have a little confession.",1 +joey,"hey rach, so can i sing happy birthday to you now?",rachel,"oh i do! op, no, wait a minute, i took it out of my shirt when i put it on this morning.",0 +phoebe,"yeah? and, he’s-he’s so centered and mature and confident.",rachel,"oh, it’s so sad they never had a chance to meet.",1 +ross,what?,rachel,"i am so sick of guys. i dont want to look at another guy, i dont want to think about another guy, i dont even want to be near another guy.",1 +phoebe,i brought you my old maternity clothes!,rachel,this is chandler’s chicken. this is the turkey.,0 +joey,"all right, now you know that the atm will only lets you take out 300 at a time, i’ll take a check for the other hundred.",rachel,you’re jokin’ right?,1 +ross,what? where? where?,rachel,whats going on?,0 +chandler,i know! i know!,rachel,"yep. yep, that’s what i didn’t want to know.",0 +joey,"well, i guess you’re right. maybe, maybe i’ll take her down to the incinerator. it’s gonna be so said, and kinda cool. she’s heeled!",rachel,"yeah, shes gonna live with me!",0 +phoebe,oh no.,rachel,"hey, the fight’s starting!",0 +phoebe,"oh. okay, well i-i was kinda hoping that i would just…be alone y’know to think about my mom and her suicide.",rachel,oh phoebe!,1 +ross,umm…,rachel,sorry. sorry.,1 +ross,joey!!!!!!,rachel,"you…are…not going to believe it! joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?",1 +amy,i do yoga.,rachel,bring it on! ,1 +ross,hey! you were so right!,rachel,what?,1 +ben,monica bang!,rachel,"okay, i heard that.",1 +phoebe,"i had to bring them! we killed their mother, theyre our responsibility now. you know, they require constant care. you should know that, rachel, youre a mother.",rachel,are you comparing my daughter to a rat?,1 +monica,"i’m catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you’re too big for it.",rachel,okay.,1 +amy,you know.. this.. this is classic rachel.,rachel,oh my god it’s just like i dreamed it!,0 +ross,im an eight!,rachel,ohhhhh!,0 +monica,"you don’t think that umm, the chef’s mahi mahi was awful awful, is bad press?",rachel,i didn’t write it.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, okay. hey, wait. do you know what kind of birth control she was using?",rachel,no. why?,1 +monica,"just out. had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. thanks for your jacket.",rachel,"oh, no problem. you can borrow it, by the way. here are your keys, hon.",1 +joey,"well, i had the audition but gunther said i had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. so, i went anyway, and then he fired me.",rachel,"mom, uh, chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.",0 +phoebe,london is stupid! stupid!,rachel,"oh, ok, cause we never do that.",0 +monica,"well umm, we were just talking about the y’know, the swing kings and just wondering whether y’know, they were the right way to go.",rachel,"yeah, i went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. and now i’m not saying that there’s any connection here y’know, but they did tell me that’s why they got divorced.",1 +phoebe,whoa! why do you get to answer the door?,rachel,well why shouldn’t i?!,1 +monica,"come on, lottery!!",rachel,"ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.",1 +ross,"umm, delilah.",rachel,he’s not really my type.,0 +joshua,hi.,rachel,carol?,0 +joey,"no! but yknow, im an actor, ill act cool.",rachel,atlantic city!,0 +ross,"yknow, it-it doesnt matter. the important thing is that youre here. youre my friend, and youre here. oh!",rachel,"i want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.",0 +phoebe,hm?,rachel,mustached bastard…,0 +tag,if this is your idea of sexy talk?,rachel,damn super cuts!,0 +ross,"look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!",rachel,"well, y’know what? thanks to you i’m half way there! ugh! oh! i am so mad! ross, i don’t think i have ever been this angry!",1 +phoebe,"fine, i’ll go call her.",rachel,hey sweetie.,0 +charlie,youve seen all the movies...,rachel,"yeah! im a big fan! of the movies, you know. motion pictures. the talkies!",1 +joey,whats the matter with you?!,rachel,yeah. with a bite! gee-e-e-eez!,0 +joey,me too. i mean i…haven’t thought at all about how i put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.,rachel,"joey, you have to talk to her!",0 +ross,you like it?,rachel,oh no!,1 +phoebe,...like a...,rachel,...pig...pig man!,1 +ross,hey rach!,rachel,"shh. shh. don’t try to talk, we’ll get you up to your room, we’ll soak your feet, you’ll be okay.",0 +phoebe,"i really, really enjoyed it. very exotic.",rachel,"oh god. its shovely-joe, isnt it?",0 +all,come on phoebe! you can do it phoebe! come on!,rachel,there you go!,1 +ross,im in.,rachel,how many you want?,1 +tag,i just did them.,rachel,"oh, well drop and give me ten more!",1 +joey,"well, i was thinking about that and i, i think the best way would be, to not.",rachel,"joey, you can’t keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.",1 +ross,"we dont.� but i thought it would be nice to get to know him.� you know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.",rachel,"oh thats so cute:� ross and mikes first date.� is that going to be awkward?� i mean, what are you guys going to talk about?",1 +monica,you okay?,rachel,"oh yeah! yknow, if it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it.",1 +ross,i cant believe this is happening.,rachel,no.,0 +ross,"no! no no, it is nothing like me and carol!",rachel,so you still in touch with anyone from high school?,0 +tag,"wait! i think i see where you’re going, but before you say anything else, can i just say one more thing?",rachel,"well said. and a uh good example of the fun i was referring to uhh, but i just think i’m past the point where i think i can y’know, just have fun.",1 +joey,no.,rachel,joey!,1 +chandler,"oh thats so cool! why would a cop come in here though? they dont serve donuts. yknow what actually, could you discover the badge again? i think i can come up with something better than that.",rachel,"phoebe, i bet somebodys missing that badge.",1 +amy,this guy! he has a killer apartment.,rachel,a-and??,1 +melissa,i’m a party planner. i’ll see you tomorrow.,rachel,okay!,1 +mike,uh-huh.,rachel,yeah.,1 +joshua,you okay?,rachel,nothing.,0 +ross,ohhh! kids!,rachel,"wait-wait-wait, i just thought of another story about how nice ross is!",1 +phoebe,"oh! you know my friend abby who shaves her head? she said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.",rachel,it is not over! you’re over!,0 +joey,then you’re not invited.,rachel,"okay, see ya later.",0 +joey,"that’s your move? boy rach, you’re lucky you’re hot.",rachel,so?,0 +phoebe,what time? maybe we can share a cab!,rachel,hit me. hit me. hit me. hit me. hit me. hit me. hit me.,1 +monica,shes m-i-i-ne!,rachel,shes mine!,1 +joey,i’ll be fun.,rachel,they’re all chandler.,0 +mrs. green,i’m going to the bathroom.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,how’s the big anniversary dinner?,rachel,they have the best stuff in there.,0 +phoebe,ahhh!! chandler and monica!! chandler and monica!!,rachel,unbelievable!,0 +phoebe,"yeah. it’s just, you know, it’s this whole stupid ursula thing, it’s...",rachel,a date.,0 +joey,"okay, bye-bye.",rachel,"uh-ha, what about someone who looks like rachel? i will think about the therapy.",0 +jill,hi!,rachel,i’m not gonna mess it up.,0 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"ok, im sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.",0 +phoebe,remembered what?,rachel,....i have to go to china.,0 +joey,"oh, i was reading it last night, and i got scared, so.",rachel,because we won our apartment back!,0 +monica,"so, did i hear poconos?",rachel,"oh, ok bye-bye.",0 +monica,"okay, i’ll go!",rachel,"well, we could do that!",0 +chandler,its up to you.,rachel,"oh, hi! how are you doing?",1 +phoebe,"listen to this! my reading was wrong, i’m not going die!",rachel,really?! how do you know?,1 +joey,yeah i did!,rachel,"yeah, yeah, it’ll be great! you can, you can lay on the beach and i can cry over my failed marriage. see-see how i make jokes?",0 +joey,was she happy you gave her the job?,rachel,"oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that i hired my new assistant.",1 +ross,"you uh, you may have been right about jill.",rachel,we can’t watch that! i mean that’s phoebe!,0 +janice,"so? congratulations you two, i didn’t even know you got married.",rachel,i am strong! i’ll show you!,0 +monica,"oh my god, i love ross! i hate ross! i love ross! i hate ross!",rachel,"oh my god, i can’t find a boyfriend! so i guess i’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy i find in there!",1 +chandler,"eh..., i don’t, i don’t know.",rachel,what?,1 +monica,why dont you go see dr. gettleman?,rachel,ross said he died.,1 +ross,but...,rachel,"go-go-go-go, come on! so uh, what did you find out?",1 +ross,"so listen uh, i know you and i haven’t really had a chance to talk since uh, emily and i decided to get married, and uh, i was just wondering how you were.",rachel,nobody likes change.,0 +chandler,"ah, kim basinger, cindy crawford, halle berry, yasmine bleeth, and ah, jessica rabbit.",rachel,"no, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.",0 +ross,what?! what?,rachel,what?,0 +joey,what is this? fruit?,rachel,monicas making jam.,1 +ross,yes.,rachel,check.,0 +ross,"that’s okay, i’ll just pick ‘em off.",rachel,"yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?",1 +phoebe,"yeah, okay.",rachel,if anything should happen to him…,0 +mr. geller,now im depressed! ... even more than i was.,rachel,"hey, whos this little naked guy?",1 +chandler,"i couldnt find anything at joey--hey-hey, oh hey!",rachel,"yeah, we found them. there were in the guest room closet behind some coats.",1 +frank,frank jr. jr.!!,rachel,"i know that one! ...no, thats popes into a volkswagen.",0 +ross,yeah?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"oh no! it could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?",rachel,"shes having lunch with him. shes having lunch with him. and you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. and, and, and, hes really good looking. what am i gonna do?",0 +mrs green,"this is just so exciting. you know, i never worked. i went straight from my fathers house to the sorority house to my husbands house. i am just so proud of you.",rachel,really?,1 +phoebe,"so umm, i’m gonna get us some drinks. would you help me",rachel,yeah.,1 +monica,"who, who are they?",rachel,"no, cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.",0 +monica,"first of all um, i love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…",rachel,"okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! who is it?!",1 +monica,"sweetie, i wanted you to have him too.",rachel,"i know you did. im just gonna deal with it, im just gonna deal with it. i gotta get out of here.",1 +chandler,"hey, pheebs!",rachel,really?,0 +monica,"hey. so um, i was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.",rachel,okay!,1 +ross,i cant believe they gave you a ticket. youre such a good driver.,rachel,hey!,0 +girl,trick or treat!,rachel,ive never loved anybody as much as i love you.,0 +phoebe,please...,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,"that’s okay, this is more important than fruit on my ceiling! you broke up?!",rachel,"yeah, but it’s okay, because when ross left mark came over.",1 +joey,hey! tags still talking to the police.,rachel,"yeah, ohh! why, damnit, why did i open my mouth? i have a crush on you; i am attracted to you. gee, i-i know that i freaked him out",1 +monica,"well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him mr. big……ot.",rachel,what?!,1 +mark,yes.,rachel,yeah!,0 +ross,what about the time i said we were on a break?,rachel,can we at least try living together? i mean you might change your mind about marriage.,0 +ross,yeah. im sorry too. im even more sorry that that phone call didnt come before i told you about looking through the window.,rachel,they went in together. so sorry.,0 +monica,"well, you guys have been friends forever. remember the first time that you kissed ross? how weird that was? you couldnt stop laughing? you got through that.",rachel,"ohh my god, im so sorry.",0 +tag,i’m gettin’ back together with my ex-girlfriend.,rachel,i’d love to!,1 +phoebe,"ok, um, we havent known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. one, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, i never lie, and three, i make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.",rachel,"where are you guys going? come on, one more game!",0 +monica,"no, no, rachel?",rachel,yeah,1 +phoebe,"wow! oh well, i will be there!",rachel,thank you.,1 +phoebe,i don’t know. ooh! ooh! look it! ah-ha!,rachel,monica?,0 +ross,oh!,rachel,ohh...,1 +monica,im there!,rachel,"what, what.",0 +joshua,"uhh, actually y’know what, i kinda—i have to take off.",rachel,oh.,1 +phoebe,wow! my breasts are really strong.,rachel,you dont think we should wait for him?,0 +ross,"is uh, is monica here?",rachel,"she’s steaming her dress, why? what’s up?",1 +ross,"true, but you’re allowed to be unreasonable. you’re having our baby.",rachel,"but the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.",0 +paul,"and in fifth grade i got into a fight. well, it wasn’t really a fight. richard darinvel bit me on the nose and, and i feel down. i still have a little scare right here you can see it.",rachel,oh hey listen i got us tickets to a knicks game tonight.,0 +mark,wow! somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.,rachel,"hey that’s not true! look at uh, look at angela lansb—angelina jolie!",0 +jill,hi!,rachel,hi! wh-what are you doing here?,1 +monica,"okay, i’m up! i’m up!",rachel,"hi! i got you some coffee. to, uh… …fair enough. so! do you got anything for me?",1 +ross,all right.,rachel,"i had no idea. and that-that pillowcase thing, i thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.",0 +monica,i’m really gonna miss you.,rachel,oh! i have your key. here you go.,1 +ross,you okay?,rachel,"now monica, i know you’re upset, but don’t forget. there is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there’s going to be a honeymoon, maybe in paris.",0 +monica,"i know honey, i’m sorry.",rachel,"joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found?",0 +ross,is-isn’t it the best?,rachel,"no-no. it’s-it’s me, ross!",0 +monica,i dont care.,rachel,"hi. hey, hi! so uh, frank and alice wanted me to tell you that theyre still outside making phone calls.",1 +chandler,i thought i broke joey’s chair! that’s why i replaced it with mine!,rachel,what does it look like im doing? i am cleaning!,0 +phoebe,alex trebek?,rachel,"oh, of course!",1 +phoebe,not joey.,rachel,gotcha!,0 +ross,"look, we’re just friends now! okay? why would i do anything stupid?",rachel,oh good.,0 +phoebe,"no, i can handle it. no, i’m a professional.",rachel,"oh pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?",1 +ross,no.,rachel,"ohhhh, come on!!!",1 +phoebe,it’s slang for pregnant.,rachel,okay.,0 +gavin,"wow, youre here already.",rachel,"yes. emma and i came in a little early to do research on the presentation. i actually made a few changes, but i think im caught up on everything. so ask me anything!",1 +joey,"yknow, i-i dont even feel like i know you anymore man! all right, look, im just gonna ask you this one time. and whatever you say, ill believe ya. were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!",rachel,"hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?",0 +chandler,don’t do it.,rachel,"oh my god, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!",0 +chandler,ill tell you at the wedding.,rachel,"hey guys, how is it going?",0 +joey,uh...well...just once...with you...,rachel,ok...this could be a little awkward...im just going to blow past it... well cant you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?,1 +joey,yeah?,rachel,"yes, i was looking for monica.",0 +monica,"my stock, meg, it went up 2 points. hey guys, do you realize that if i had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that id like have...a lot more than that today. ya know what, im gonna do it.",rachel,"ohhh. big boy, riding the bus--hey, i have a question. how come it says property of human services on his butt?",0 +joey,you mean how theyre friends and nothing more?,rachel,im just so glad you got to see the babies.,0 +chandler,what?,rachel,joey! why did you tell chandler that monica was getting a boob job?,1 +ross,"i see your twenty, raise you twenty-five.",rachel,"oh, you must be freezing. you know what you need? how about a nice steaming cup of hot mockolate?",0 +chandler,"alright. yes, this is rachel.",rachel,"nooo! hello? oh, yeah, no, i know, i-i havent been using it much. oh, well, thanks, but, im okay, really.",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,oh i know!!,0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"hey, what kind of puppy do you think i should get?",0 +ross,rachel?,rachel,ow!! ow!!,0 +joey,the unbearable likeness of being!,rachel,yes!,1 +ross,"yeah well, if i know mark, and i think i do, i’d expect nothing less.",rachel,i got to figure out what i’m going to wear.,1 +ross,"no, no. she’s way to emotional. and by emotional i mean crazy.",rachel,"you know what i’m going to do? i’m going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed!",1 +joey,"come on! you’re good with kids. they’re just crazy on halloween. y’know, they’re all greedy and hopped up on sugar!",rachel,really? you think that’s all it is?,1 +joshua,wow! that would be great.,rachel,"oh. oh! oh my god! okay, i know this, give me-give me a second!",0 +chandler,"i couldnt find anything at joey--hey-hey, oh hey!",rachel,"yeah, im... im kind of having a little problem.",0 +ross,"hey you know what? you know what? to avoid this little thing in the future, lets just say, you and me, never having sex again.",rachel,what?,1 +ross,rachel...,rachel,"look, either help me or go.",1 +monica,what’s the charity?,rachel,"i don’t know, something either trees or disease—ralph mumbles a lot.",1 +ross,i cant believe youd rather go out with him than me.,rachel,why dont you take ross?,0 +carol,ok.,rachel,ok?,1 +monica,where do you want to start?,rachel,"ooh, the gift shop!",1 +phoebe,personal shopping? what is that? like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +chandler,...i dunno.,rachel,hi. hi.,0 +monica,"it’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.",rachel,"oh yes! i have it right here, on ice!",0 +joey,i dont know.,rachel,hey.,0 +monica,people are supposed to wanna hang out here!,rachel,"why? honey, what is the big deal?",1 +chandler,oh my god!,rachel,"so if you think i didnt say goodbye to you because you dont mean as much to me as everybody else, youre wrong. its because you mean more to me.",1 +ross,"it was, it was great. oh, what happened?",rachel,"shes the actress that was in disclosure, indecent proposal, ghost!",0 +joey,"i was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?",rachel,what is this dive? only you couldve picked this place.,0 +chandler,you look great!,rachel,what?!,0 +chandler,"varrrrrroom! hey! watch it lady! varrrrrrrrrrom! hey-hey good lookin’! varrrrrrrrroom. all right, i’ll leave. my bed’s so boring.",rachel,oh monica that was the best thanksgiving dinner ever! i think you killed us.,1 +monica,its that terrible?,rachel,"yes. monica, you dont get it. its bad enough that shes stolen the guy who might actually be the person that i am supposed to be with, but now, shes actually , but now shes actually stealing you.",1 +monica,"these tiny, little non-breasts?! please, it’s gotta be rachel.",rachel,is that the one that speaks english or the one that doesnt?,0 +monica,"whoa-whoa-whoa, phoebe you gotta take her! y’know i-i-i said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.",rachel,oh really? like what monica?,1 +phoebe,what do you mean?,rachel,whats going on?,0 +monica,"well, so far i have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or i don’t have my something blue.",rachel,go ahead.,0 +chandler,i happen to know a fun bob.,rachel,"and when i told her that i was gonna be moving in with chandler, she was really supportive. you were so great. you made it so easy. and now you have to leave. and i have to live with a boy!!",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,y’know what?! it doesn’t matter! it doesn’t matter what you believe! what matters is what happened!,0 +mrs. green,i just had the greatest idea! i’m gonna come live with you!,rachel,wh-wh-what? what?,1 +ross,"okay, you ready?",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"oh, no, i didn’t mean, uh…",rachel,"ok, no, no, you hang up. you, you, y—",0 +ross,"so then if-if—i mean if you think about it, this is all your fault.",rachel,"umm, did you notice anything wierd about ben today?",0 +ross,"wha--? whoa, hey, i dont want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--theres gonna be a hoopla?",rachel,"ohh, ross, please!",0 +chandler,did you like me when we first met?,rachel,what? why not? you could make a ton of money.,0 +gavin,huh. whats tags last name?,rachel,"it was ... oh my god. he didnt have a last name. it was just tag. you know, like cher, or, you know, moses.",1 +phoebe,"what, so what are you gonna tell him?",rachel,"well, i told him i would think about it, but i’m gonna tell him no.",1 +joey,"yes maam, ready to power through!",rachel,its phoebe.,0 +tag,good morning rachel.,rachel,no! they did!,0 +joey,i don’t see the baby. where is it?,rachel,"all right. honey, that’s-that’s a sleeve. okay?",0 +ross,"oh, no, no, no, it’s-it’s not the lecture ah, i mind, umm....",rachel,"don’t worry! don’t worry. i just told him, very nicely, you don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!",0 +ross,"let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.",rachel,oh really? she said she wants to go away with you?,0 +monica,"and when i told her that i was gonna be moving in with chandler, she was really supportive. you were so great. you made it so easy. and now you have to leave. and i have to live with a boy!!",rachel,no! no! no! no——one can beat me.,0 +joey,"now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…i put on shiny lip balm.",rachel,"thats right, i dont... but i was, i was drunk on you!",0 +ross,hmm?,rachel,"oh, hey, chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into ross.",0 +monica,is there? is there someone else?,rachel,no! there is.. there is noone else!,1 +monica,you stole them from me!,rachel,you stole them from me!!,1 +phoebe,"okay, youre on.",rachel,define fun.,0 +monica,"that is exactly why i do not lend you stuff!! okay?! i mean, first its my jewelry! and if its not my jewelry, its-its my blue sweater! and if its not my sweater, its my sunglasses!",rachel,your sunglasses?!,1 +amy,oh. i was so looking forward to this. it was going to be such a beautiful thanksgiving. we were going to have sushi.,rachel,see now it feels like christmas!,0 +chandler,blue blazer back. he-he wants it back.,rachel,but you-you said black. why would he want his blue blazer black?,1 +judge,"now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.",rachel,"ross! your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! and could you strike consummated like bunnies from the record?",1 +charlie,"if you have the time, id really appreciate the help.",rachel,"ok, uh-uh... lets-lets shop!!",1 +monica,"it’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.",rachel,"oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!",1 +ross,"so, i’ll umm...",rachel,"ah, i’m-i’m walking down the aisle...still walking. i’m about to pass the bridesmaid i hooked up with last night. hey! i told her hey. and now i’m at the front with ross. it’s phoebe. he looks pretty mad. uh...i’d better go.",0 +tag,that’s it. that’s my whole name.,rachel,"that’s your whole name, okay of course it is! okay, well let’s-let’s just have a look-see here.",1 +joey,"alright, alright, okay, uhm... how bout this, how about this? tomorrow... tomorrow well both go and well tell him together.",rachel,"well, i suppose we just try to not look directly at it.",0 +ross,"a pigeon, a pigeon. no, no wait, no-no, an eagle flew in. landed on the stove and caught fire. the baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird�s aid. the eagle, however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby on its talon. meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. baby and bird still up lays are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the apartment.",rachel,the silly putty! it’s not so silly anymore!,0 +joshua,hi.,rachel,"oh my gosh, joshua!",1 +phoebe,"that’s right, ive prepared a song for emma. from my heart to hers. for there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. emma! your name poses a dilemma. cause not much else rhymes with emma! maybe the actor richard crenna, he played the commanding officer in rambo. happy birthday emma!",rachel,is that it?,1 +joey,"very good! drawing on your own experience, i like that!",rachel,thanks!,1 +monica,so you gave in and decided to call someone?,rachel,"yeah, i dont know who i was kidding. i can barely use chopsticks.",1 +ross,i don’t know why you can’t admit that you need me.,rachel,i do need you! i need you to stand near my head!,1 +ross,what?,rachel,nothing.,1 +joey,"hey, how you doin’?",rachel,don’t!!,1 +ross,oh well i may as well have!,rachel,"listen, y’know what? i was really freaked out too when i found out…",1 +phoebe,"ok, ive got milk here you go... oh! better?",rachel,"well, im sorry joe. i didnt think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.",0 +monica,"well, i guess weve established whos staying here with monica...",rachel,"i told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.",0 +joey,stop saying good night.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"that’s okay. she’s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it’s too late to do any of the things i had planned, so…",rachel,i can’t help it. i need the meat. the baby needs the meat.,0 +joey,"so, we’re walking down the street and i turn to you and i say, “hey, let’s go hang out at totally nude nudes,” remember? and then, and then, you turn to me and say, “nah, let’s just hang out at your place.” well, that was a nice move dumb ass.",rachel,i think you should definitely go out with this guy.,1 +joey,"youre fine, ok? but everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!",rachel,"cmon, were roommates! my eyes!! my eyes!!",0 +phoebe,rachel!,rachel,"well, you seem fine.",0 +monica,you didnt.,rachel,"aww, pheebs.",0 +joanna,"rachel, i need the versachi invoice. hello! you don’t work for me.",rachel,oh my god!! is everybody getting married?!!,0 +ross,ok.,rachel,"oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! ralph lauren called, and gave me my job back!",1 +phoebe,rachel?,rachel,"you and milton have to join us on the boat. karenll pack a lunch, youll bring the kids, well make a day of it.",0 +joey,thank you.,rachel,so he has to be a male who has at least $50.,0 +monica,i have no idea. but look how much they spent!,rachel,how are you?,0 +joey,im thinking about you...,rachel,yeah...,1 +joshua,"oh, no thanks.",rachel,got the keys? or got the keys!,0 +monica,how did work go?,rachel,"oh it was great! it was great! i went down there just like you said, yknow? and we talked business. kim totally took my opinions.",1 +ross,"look, i was nervous! you guys had me all worried i was going to be boring! i got up there and they were all like staring at me. i opened my mouth and this british accent just came out.",rachel,"yeah, and not a very good one.",1 +chandler,her name is erica.,rachel,aw..,1 +chandler,"i know it’s tough now, but things will get better.",rachel,mississippi? i said count to five!,0 +phoebe,"i would, but i get my morning sickness in the evening.",rachel,ugh!,1 +phoebe,whats goin on?,rachel,"well, i sorta did a stupid thing last night.",1 +monica,what?,rachel,"monica, why dont you finish off these pies? i dont have any more room left in the fridge.",0 +phoebe,"so uh, now look at the picture…",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,any sign of your brother?,1 +phoebe,yeah thats better than my way.,rachel,"oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?",1 +gavin,"hey mom! no, thats just my secretary.",rachel,no.,0 +joey,"i know, i know..., but thats okay. i mean, we can control ourselves, were not animals.",rachel,like an eclipse.,0 +tag,"all right then, it’s settled.",rachel,"sorry i’m late, what’s up?",0 +ross,no.,rachel,and im doctor ross geller.,0 +gavin,nice party.,rachel,"umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. ‘cause you know love lasts forever, yknow. nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so rachel and i broke up.",0 +joey,"hey rach, do you smell smoke?",rachel,"uh-huh, i get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha.",1 +ross,"no seriously. i have job security for life. you know, i never have to worry. oh, look at you. look how happy you are for me.",rachel,do you even know what a banana hammock is?,0 +will,"oh, it wasn’t just me. we had a club!",rachel,"all right, listen you’re just being silly. rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. one girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a tootsie roll!",0 +joey,"i’m sorry, i just…i like things the way they are.",rachel,"okay, give me a second! did you clean up in here?",0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,wow! whoa-whoa what’s under the covers?,1 +phoebe,oh that’s so sweet thanks.,rachel,"ah, i’m sorry.",0 +ross,"okay. so well i’ll umm, i’ll have her home by midnight.",rachel,why aren’t you home yet?!,1 +ross,i really do.,rachel,but i already told zelner that i would come back...,1 +joey,"no, no, no! you kneed me in my misters!",rachel,fine! do you take vasa or mustercard?,0 +monica,you just wanna stay home so you can make a move on joey!,rachel,she is a kook.,0 +chandler,"uh, lets see, who do i hate?",rachel,"oh, sorry... oops, sorry.",1 +monica,well do you love him?,rachel,"okay, well, that… wow, okay, well, umm…then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.",0 +chandler,"monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. being with her has been like being on a vacation. and what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and——generosity of spirit.",rachel,rachel?,0 +ross,like i said i was thinking of taking emma to the museum of knives and fire!,rachel,"ok, look, ross. i do not want emma going to the playground.",1 +joey,"no, no! it cant happen at all!",rachel,"but why, why not?",1 +ross,"right. i guess, i guess i should call emily.",rachel,"okay, no, thats not the right decision. thats not, thats not right, no ross-ross, come on! i mean, that woman made you miserable! okay, ross, do you really want to get back into that?",1 +monica,"i’m sorry, they surprised me. there was nothing i could do!",rachel,"hey, don’t we have to...",0 +monica,nooo!,rachel,why dont you just call her?,0 +monica,shes yours!,rachel,shes yours!,1 +joey,why would you want to do that?,rachel,"here’s frannie. hmm, won’t she be happy to see me?",0 +ross,okay. okay. because for a minute you said you…,rachel,"oh no-no-no-no, no!",1 +joey,whats wrong?,rachel,i cant believe the guys missed this.,0 +ross,what? you do? you do? oh my god!,rachel,we’re not gonna do that.,0 +monica,"no honey, i’m sorry, but the weekend’s not over yet.",rachel,"oh. oh my god, is that phoebe?",1 +monica,what if i asked?,rachel,"oh, mon, sure.",1 +chandler,right. so howre you doing?,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,where you can make out with your assistant.,rachel,"come on, it’s not a big deal! we stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.",1 +joey,"you sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, i’ll tell ya…",rachel,"ooh, i miss dating. gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy",1 +ross,"yes, very nice rachel.",rachel,"oh god, i’m so sorry.",0 +phoebe,don’t be so negative! good god! isn’t it possible that sorry is sitting in there right now?!,rachel,"okay. phoebe, i-i think ross is right. what are we gonna do?",1 +phoebe,"so have you decided on a band for the wedding? because, y’know, i’m kinda musical.",rachel,"no, phoebe, i’ll tell you what, if you get ready now i’ll let you play it at the wedding.",0 +chandler,you got it! here we go! come on! this is great! ahhh!,rachel,does it hurt?,1 +mindy,"well, ever since we announced the engagement, hes been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like chanel.",rachel,"really. mindy, if itll make you feel any better, when i was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too.",1 +ross,"oh, man, im not going to be able to handle this. now i know how my students feel at the end of each year. and why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.",rachel,"mon... okay... ive gotta... just say what it is im gonna say... none of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasnt for you. no-one has been more like a sister to me...",1 +phoebe,yeah? why?,rachel,this is how i look when im turned on!,0 +joshua,"anyway, hopefully, i’ll see you around sometime.",rachel,basketball!,1 +ross,"hmmm. oh, no, no, i just thinking about something funny i heard today. umm, mark, mark saying ‘i’ll see you saturday.’",rachel,"it ain’t no thing, i’m wild too.",0 +joey,"it’s uh, right through there.",rachel,"okay. god y’know, if someone told me a week ago that i would be peeing in joey tribbiani’s apartment…",1 +woman,i’m very interested to find out who’s been doing her taxes these last four years.,rachel,that’s great!,1 +phoebe,"rachel is one of my closest friends. although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. okay!",rachel,so bad.,0 +ross,"you had a rough day, uh?",rachel,"yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? i mean he is a doctor, you dont expect doctors to get sick!",1 +monica,are these the shoes?,rachel,yes. paolo sent them from italy.,1 +mrs green,"monica! you look gorgeous! last time i saw you, it was eat or be eaten.",rachel,"this is joey, and phoebe, and this is chandler, and you remember ross.",1 +ross,yeah? i was good at the stuff huh?,rachel,"what a great apology! and you accept! okay, bye-bye!",0 +chandler,"oh yeah, that was great. thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!",rachel,i can’t believe it! he still hasn’t called.,1 +phoebe,"uh, rach, hang on.",rachel,"hm, i mean maybe no-one ever really goes. ever since my mom died, every now and then, i get the feeling that shes like right here, yknow? oh! and debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- i always get this really strong debbie vibe whenever i use one of those little yellow pencils, yknow? ...i miss her.",0 +luisa,somebody called about a monkey?,rachel,"oh, yknow what? that was a complete misunderstanding!",1 +gavin,how do you fix the chair?,rachel,"except that! oh, hello, mr. zelner. were all ready for our presentation this afternoon.",1 +chandler,and yet youre surprisingly upbeat.,rachel,that only took me an hour.,0 +chandler,why?,rachel,"chandler, arent you worried about what to get monica for christmas?",1 +phoebe,oh god!,rachel,"oh, well, i can move...",0 +monica,where ya going?,rachel,"i’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. hey, pheebs!",1 +joey,"no, i had sex in high school.",rachel,"oh, good job joe.",0 +ross,"oh, yeah, no problems. it’s all taken care of.",rachel,hows it going?,0 +monica,i’m really gonna miss you.,rachel,"ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"oh my god, le poo, our dog!",1 +phoebe,"ok, hi. for your information this is exactly what i wanted. this is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. its the way my mother sees me from heaven.",rachel,yeah connecticut...not west virginia.,0 +amy,this guy! he has a killer apartment.,rachel,absolutely! youll love the feeling! theres nothing like it!,0 +monica,you sold me out.,rachel,i did not sell you out.,1 +ross,hey.,rachel,hey.,1 +monica,you don’t have to stick up for her. she can’t here you.,rachel,phoe-be.,0 +ross,"yeah, if you’re really hungry. it was a joke, i made a joke.",rachel,who cares?! you went behind my back! i would never do that to you!,0 +charlie,okay... good luck.,rachel,ross is coming over. i think now would be a really good time to talk to him.,1 +monica,"i got it! how about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?",rachel,oooohh that’s interesting.,1 +monica,oh…,rachel,"oh hell, he’s done this three times! he knows what its about!",1 +joey,"hey, look whos here! its joey, and he brought home a friend.",rachel,"joey, emmas right here! you promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.",1 +mindy,thats not all.,rachel,what are you looking at me for? i didnt know that.,0 +ross,no i—mona!,rachel,"oh, i gotta go back in there.",1 +monica,"i mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.",rachel,and you just get to be cool aunt phoebe!,1 +joshua,"well, i guess this is uh, i guess this is it.",rachel,you don’t think it’s a little crazy that you get all my points just ‘cause you…,0 +ross,you sang baby got back didnt you?,rachel,oh that would be great!,0 +monica,you start working on that list.,rachel,"oh, ooh the food smells great, mon!",0 +gavin,"because youve worked really hard, and its your job, and youre a little crazy.",rachel,thats really nice.,1 +chip,"so ah, monica ready yet?",rachel,"there we go.you know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.",0 +emily,hello?,rachel,oh. what?,0 +monica,"look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.",rachel,"yeah but, i can pronounce jurassic.",0 +tag,right. so i guess i shouldn’t put good at noticing stuff on my resume.,rachel,i just called a friend of mine.,0 +ross,and tell them what? the naked guy we stare at all the time isn’t moving.,rachel,he’s coming here for thanksgiving!,0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"i need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. it’s about monica and chandler.",0 +phoebe,"hello? yes, i’m the one who found your phone.",rachel,"wow! well, uh… hey! i’m really happy for you guys! congratulations! see you later.",0 +joey,"that’s your move? boy rach, you’re lucky you’re hot.",rachel,"come on, just answer the question!",1 +phoebe,oh hes like a...,rachel,"yeah, okay.",0 +joey,i dont think so.,rachel,really? oh what a beautiful morning! surrey with a fringe on top.,0 +monica,"chandler, sense the tone!!",rachel,"yeah! you graduated magma ku laude, right?",0 +mr. zelner,yes!,rachel,yeah.� what do you think?,0 +ross,"ah yknow, this building is on my paper route so i...",rachel,oh.,1 +gunther,rachel?!!,rachel,"oh-oh! okay, she’s kicking!",1 +monica,"oh, god, i am so spoiled... thats it!",rachel,"and by the way, have i mentioned that back in high school, i was a cow?",1 +ross,i don’t care about your dad! i care about mona! she was there and now she’s totally freaked out!,rachel,ross is wearing leather pants! does nobody else see that ross is wearing leather pants? someone comment on the pants!,0 +ross,"no-no. it’s-it’s me, ross!",rachel,"oh, i’m sorry. ross tillman.",1 +ross,"i’m sorry. but ah, hey, oh, somebody’s off the phone, how ‘bout a glass of wine by the fire, i could get it going again.",rachel,"ross you’re not listening to me, i don’t have time to stop.",1 +ross,"ah, yeah, yeah. umm, we started talking after she yknow, did her thing. and it turns out shes got a boy about bens age, so were taking them to a gym-boree class. why, is that okay?",rachel,stick out your tongue.,0 +ross,my fault?! you threatened the judge!,rachel,it just makes more sense as an ensemble.,0 +ross,"no! no! of course it didn’t mean anything! i mean, uh well, i can understand why emily would think it meant something, y’know, because-because it was you…",rachel,the abridgment.,0 +ross,"sure, what’s up?",rachel,"how do i tell chandler that it’s too soon. it’s gonna break his heart, he’s not gonna think that i don’t love him anymore.",0 +gavin,oh! good! because i was having a totally paranoid moment when i thought you called in sick to avoid me.,rachel,oh no no no,1 +ross,i’m telling you.,rachel,"okay, so…no toner today. thanks anyway, bye-bye.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, me, too, technically.",rachel,i had a wedding.,1 +phoebe,"oh, no wonder i dont feel full.",rachel,"oh, all right. what did i have?",0 +joey,"hey, don’t get mad at us! no one forced you to raise the stakes!",rachel,"i’m soo glad i caught you, i couldn’t find you before.",0 +phoebe,"so weird, you think hes so gross and youre willing to eat his crackers.",rachel,what?!,0 +chandler,"hi, pheebs!",rachel,pants off bing!,0 +mona,hi!,rachel,hey mona!,1 +joey,will you hurry up? did you not hear me before when i told you that all of janine’s friends are dancers?! and that they’re going to be drinking alot!?,rachel,"its about cutting my people a little slack, ya know, for morale. look, if you wanna see some rough numbers, i can get them to you by wednesday.",0 +ross,i don’t think you do.,rachel,well it depends.,0 +phoebe,a-ha! and... what is bluffing? is it not another word for... lying?,rachel,"oh, is that funny?! oh, you-you find that funny?! well maybe chandler should know some of your secrets too!",0 +dr. long,congratulations. i’ll give you two a minute.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,the pink one with the flowers?!,rachel,you mean the one that you’re wearing?,1 +gavin,i cant say i care too much for that smell youve brought in with you.,rachel,"well, im guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.",0 +amy,"why, did something happen to his falafel cart?",rachel,whoa.,0 +ross,"i mean, uhm... you know when i was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... you know a-a-and as a kid i wasnt the athlete i am now.",rachel,huh ha ha!,1 +monica,"you know, i would give her up, for you.",rachel,"no, i couldnt let you do that.",1 +ross,is this about mark?,rachel,oh my god.,1 +ross,"its all working out! me & charlie, and you two. you know what we should do?",rachel,calm ourselves?,1 +chandler,"you know what? you don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, your full sized aortic pump.",rachel,"amy, hi!",1 +woman,"hey, hey, hey there arent any clothes in it.",rachel,brooklyn heights.,0 +all,night.,rachel,"uh, mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?",1 +phoebe,"this is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start",rachel,"y’know, every year i say i’m gonna send out holiday cards and i",0 +monica,i know.,rachel,i would like to meet him. he sounds like a stand up guy.,0 +ross,"yeah? not to you, because you know this stuff. i don’t know any of it and i’m the father. i wish i’d be more involved y’know.",rachel,"well, if anyone is keeping score, i no longer eat tuna.",1 +joey,"umm, can you do me a favor? i was talkin’ to my sister and she knows you work at ralph lauren…",rachel,"no, forget it! no way! i am not sending anymore ralph lauren clothes to prison. it is a waste.",1 +joey,"okay look rach, i know this is a lot. you don’t have to say anything. you-you uh, you take as much time as you need. okay, you gotta say something!",rachel,"joey, joey i love you so much, but i…",1 +chandler,"okay, i promise, i’ll end it.",rachel,"no, you both are equally capable. its just.. youre strongest when.. when youre together.",0 +joey,"oh, you will when i pick you as starting forward.",rachel,"well look, you don’t really like the one from uptown and you’re too exhausted from dating the one up in poughkeepsie, so i say you just end them both. okay? you take a train up to poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. and then by the time you get home tonight, you’re done!",0 +joey,"hey, pheebs!",rachel,what are you reading?,1 +ross,okay!,rachel,aw honey stop! it’s not that bad.,1 +ross,"what? what-what, what are talking about? it-it worked with you.",rachel,"oh! yknow what? youre right! we meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!",1 +monica,you stink!,rachel,thanks!,1 +ross,look...,rachel,ow!,1 +ross,"uh, youre not gonna win.",rachel,"oh, i know, i know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! and then how you gonna feel? you know, were gonna be all like oh everybody, lets take our helicopters up to the cape and youre gonna be all like oh, i cant guys, ill meet you guys up there, i gotta gas up the hyundai",1 +phoebe,"uhm, actually no. no, youve... you have to get off the plane.",rachel,heres my retainer!,0 +ross,"listen, i know you wanted to talk to me, but i have an idea that may make you want to stay married. we register, and you get to keep all the presents!",rachel,just trying to get comfortable. i cant sleep in my underwear.,0 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"uhm, actually no. no, youve... you have to get off the plane.",0 +ross,"yeah, kinda. it’s this woman from work. i hope that won’t be too weird. will it, rach?",rachel,y’know what? i-i gotta go.,0 +joey,"i mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? i guess i’m going to be hanging out here anyway. i might as well get paid for it, right? i just feel kind of weird serving you guys.",rachel,"come on, joey, i did it and it was fine.",1 +ross,no way!,rachel,"yeah! sure! ooh, i left my purse up at monica’s. i’ll be right back.",0 +erin,hey rachel.,rachel,"hi! well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. oh no!",1 +joey,"rach look, i really don’t think that’s such a great…",rachel,"no! no, no you cant quit! youre the best agent i ever had! look pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you cant take it personally.",0 +phoebe,well that’s only two days away. what is the other option?,rachel,yesterday!,1 +chandler,hey.,rachel,"oh, uh, can it wait a second joey? i have to tell my parents something. no it can’t? okay.",0 +phoebe,oh yeah? come and get it.,rachel,"now, do you think it should say, love ross and mona?",0 +ross,"oh, come on, rach, hes a guy!",rachel,"so wh..? hes smart, hes qualified. give me one good reason we shouldnt try him out.",1 +joey,what are you doing?,rachel,"well, y’know i was thinking of moving the couch over here.",1 +chandler,"okay, here’s the situation. the keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? and on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.",rachel,oh how nice. maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress. ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. he goes to chandler.,0 +monica,okay. umm…,rachel,oh my god!!! what are you doing?!!,0 +ross,"oh. oh. thank god, most women don’t even feel them.",rachel,"okay, no uterus, no opinion.",1 +chandler,all right! i found one that fits!,rachel,"oh, somewhere joey’s head is exploding.",0 +paolo,bona sera.,rachel,"oh, hi sweetie.",1 +barry,yeah.,rachel,"im not crazy, right? i mean, it was never like that.",1 +chandler,"well, you owe me one, big guy.",rachel,sure! it flushes it.,0 +ross,fighting?!,rachel,"no, the other thing. i really think it’s great they work things out.",1 +ross,yeah. op! uh-oh! i think your dad must’ve added wrong. he only tipped like four percent.,rachel,"hey. when you guys were kids and you played happy days, who were you? i was always richie.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, i know, hes sweet, but its just not fun anymore, you know? i dont know if its me, or his hunger strike, or, i dont know.",rachel,does anybody want anything else?,1 +phoebe,"you just abandoned your whole belief system. i mean, before, i didnt agree with you, but at least i respected you. how, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? how, how are you going to face the other science guys? how, how are you going to face yourself? oh! that was fun. so whos hungry?",rachel,hes even kind of cute.,0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"uh yes, heroin and crack.",1 +phoebe,"yeah! ooh, you should come with me! oh yeah, then id have someone to sit with!",rachel,okay.,1 +chandler,"okay, theres something different though--oh my god! you smoked!",rachel,"so, were decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?",0 +ross,"this... this is exactly what im talking about. what kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate french cookies, huh? theyre not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks.",rachel,"well, i... you know, i-i-i dont know what to say... i mean, i never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. you know, cause i gotta tell you ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.",1 +ross,noo!,rachel,"that is so sad. your missing out on so much, ross. i mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. and-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.",1 +ross,"i know, i know it was stupid.",rachel,"yeah, but this isnt the face of a person who trusts a person. ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesnt trust a person.",0 +ross,oh my god! you actually exchanged it!,rachel,well isn’t it better that i exchanged it for something that i enjoy and that i can get a lot of use out of?,1 +dr. long,we’ll do a quick check.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?",rachel,"well, i’ve been up since six. thanks to somebody’s dumb-ass rooster.",1 +ross,"the doctor says it’s completely normal with all the hormones. plus, you-you’re sleep deprived.",rachel,so? you guys are all sleep deprived. i don’t see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. oh god.,1 +monica,rach? what are you doing?,rachel,are you serious?,0 +joey,"oh, come on rach! my turn just started!",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,lucky sixes....,rachel,"everybody, this is paolo. paolo, i want you to meet my friends. this is monica.",1 +ross,a date?,rachel,can i be that guy?,0 +monica,yes you did! you did like a little hop.,rachel,"its, yes, my little black book. its got the numbers of all the guys ive dated.",0 +ross,hi.,rachel,hi! hi ben!,1 +ross,"you’ve seen it, the geller yeller.",rachel,"oh, i got some thoughts on that.",0 +joshua,"yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.",rachel,"do you uh, do you talk about me?",0 +phoebe,"oh, this is terrible. oh, they’ve made so many changes i can’t even feel my grandmother’s presence anymore—ooh! new sconces!",rachel,"oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.",0 +monica,"hey, where is everybody?",rachel,they took ben to the park. whereve you been?,1 +joanna,"because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.",rachel,okay.,0 +monica,what?!,rachel,"he’s right. nobody’s gonna benefit, and you’re just gonna hurt her.",0 +ross,"i know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, i know how hard it is for you, but � but emma is gonna be fine. my mom is gonna be with her. she�s great with kids.",rachel,"thanks for letting me stay here! i mean monica’s place was nice, but her fiancee sure stares a lot.",0 +joey,"great! thanks, rach!",rachel,"sure! god, please take those off!",1 +ross,hey! whats up?,rachel,"come on, rach.",0 +chandler,ohh. mmm.,rachel,hi.,1 +chandler,"no, no, no... theyre really yours. we... found them in your old room.",rachel,"well, these arent mine. maybe monica used to use them with...",1 +ross,"so, i got us some reservations for sunday night, okay? how about, ernie’s at 9 o’clock?",rachel,"yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.",1 +chandler,god!! what am i gonna do?!,rachel,"well, y’know i’m 29. i mean who needs a savings account.",0 +chandler,"hey, howd the interview go?",rachel,ha! im just messing with you.,0 +joey,"look rach, my parents bought this fridge just after i was born, okay? now, i have never had a problem with it. then you show up and it breaks! what does that tell ya’?",rachel,that refrigerators don’t live as long as people.,1 +cecilia,i really can’t slap you.,rachel,you are so beautiful.,1 +joey,"all righty, what do you say we head back to my place?",rachel,…will be two months…,0 +bonnie,i can show you an id if you want?,rachel,i have no idea.,0 +monica,"great! umm, well what-what i was doing in chandlers room is that umm, i was cleaning it! in fact, he pays me to clean it!",rachel,oh! what a great way to earn some extra pocket money.,1 +ross,well sure. but i get married all the time so…,rachel,still thinking about it huh?,0 +monica,rach? can i talk to for just a minute? i-i dropped some socks.,rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,i’m gettin’ my chair back!,rachel,what? wh-hey!,1 +monica,"my stock, meg, it went up 2 points. hey guys, do you realize that if i had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that id like have...a lot more than that today. ya know what, im gonna do it.",rachel,"monica, what are you talking about? you dont know the first thing about the stock market.",1 +ross,"sweetie, don’t worry you’ll get picked. chandler.",rachel,hey everybody!,0 +phoebe,...like a...,rachel,"okay. okay, you dont have to walk behind me any more.",0 +monica,i dont think so.,rachel,but i’m not gay. and i especially wouldn’t want you to think i was gay.,0 +ross,fine.,rachel,is that a real thing?,0 +joey,okay!,rachel,not in the street!!,1 +phoebe,"so, are you ready to talk about it?",rachel,no.,1 +joey,i’m 30!,rachel,"uh, delaware. shes on her way though, so until she gets here, im gonna be your coach. but dont worry, she told me all about the la-mazada stuff.",0 +ross,"okay, it’s not, it’s not.",rachel,"yeah, erica went into labor last night. monica and chandler are at the hospital right now!",0 +ross,"uh-ha, what about someone who looks like rachel? i will think about the therapy.",rachel,come on...i just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.,0 +joey,"oh, im sorry. i forgot you had that whole rachel thing.",rachel,which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer?,0 +the teacher,"if youre talking about feminism, i think youre right.",rachel,"yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots.",1 +ross,i’m so proud of you.,rachel,whats emma doing today?,0 +barry,no! i went with mindy.,rachel,"mindy?! my maid of honour, mindy?!",1 +joey,yowsa!,rachel,daddy?!,0 +phoebe,"um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.",rachel,you went shopping for fur?,1 +joshua,"hey, here’s an idea. why don’t uh, i put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?",rachel,"my sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! thanks for the lights honey.",0 +ross,"rach, what uh, what are you doing here?",rachel,we can still catch that ukrainian film.,0 +joey,then why did i ask?,rachel,i love you!,0 +ross,"look, look, look.",rachel,"thank you, monica.",0 +joey,have you ever tried to sit through citizen kane?,rachel,"oh my god, the wedding book?! i haven’t seen that since the forth grade!",0 +ross,sit down.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,go!,rachel,huh?,0 +phoebe,you’re just so mean to each other! and i don’t want to end up like that with rachel. i still like you!,rachel,"well, phoebe that’s fine because i’m not moving.",1 +carol,"rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?",rachel,"i dont know, i kinda like bob for a girl.",0 +chandler,about what?,rachel,"oh, ha, i wrote that in one minute.",0 +monica,yeah!,rachel,i dont feel like having sex. maybe we can watch a movie or something.,0 +phoebe,"right, oh yeah. wow, oh, it looks like ross is breaking up with her. uff, i hope he lets her down easy. let’s go.",rachel,no sir.,0 +ross,hey. who’s that?,rachel,howdy doody.,0 +chandler,"oh, good! good! do you guys know how to get a chick out of a vcr?!",rachel,"yknow what? i cannot do this with my left hand! would you please, help me with this too?",1 +monica,that would be the work of a blowfish.,rachel,oh!,1 +chandler,not yet.,rachel,"then, no.",1 +mark,"um, yknow, before we go ah, there’s something i need to say.",rachel,"no, i dont think so, see ross, because i think you love her.",0 +chandler,"plus, you look cool.",rachel,"well, i just called joshua…",1 +ross,"believe me, if i did see with someone, there’s no way i... phoebe : who did you see him with?",rachel,"oh, look at her, so happy!",1 +ross,i mean we don’t want to go down that road do we?,rachel,"he seemed like a stand up guy. oh, and he’s not into anything weird sexually.",0 +chandler,i can’t believe she cracked your code!,rachel,"all right, okay, laurie proposes to jo, and she says no, even though she’s still in love with him, and then he ends up marring amy.",1 +joey,"thank you! well, i guess now i know who i’m taking to the awards.",rachel,"oh, stop that! don’t kid about that! will all the stars be there?",1 +monica,how desperate am i?,rachel,"oh! good thing chandler’s not here, he always wins at this game.",1 +ross,"actually, it wasn’t that close.",rachel,she?,0 +chandler,"hey listen, come on, joey is having a problem! a little girl is beating him up.",rachel,"aww, joey, come here. look honey, i know this must be really, really difficult for you and i--oh, im sorry. am i hurting you?",1 +monica,"well if ted kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, i would.",rachel,what? they were like this!,1 +ross,"ok, no, no, you hang up. you, you, y...",rachel,"sorry, i thought you were talking to me.",1 +ross,i-i-am—,rachel,"yeah, if i have to. monica, i dont wanna lose you, so if i have to do it all over again, then i will.",0 +chandler,god!! what am i gonna do?!,rachel,"well, chandler, you’re gonna have to tell him.",1 +ross,emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. you know she can’t sleep without it.,rachel,"its alright. look kiddo, i gotta go. good luck with the career. youre gonna be huge.",0 +joshua,"so, this was uh, really fun.",rachel,"no, no, no, she’s nice but, y’know, it just it made me realize that i’m just not, i’m just not ready to be dating, y’know?",0 +monica,great…,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,get down!,rachel,get down?,1 +chandler,"no. no. we’re not gonna do that, y’know why? because its not an even trade.",rachel,yeah. which one do you like more?,0 +joey,"guys! guys!! you gotta let me nap! ugh, i’m gonna get cranky!",rachel,"right. umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, i just wanted to tell you that uh, well, i-i was going through a really hard time in london, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking i was ross’s mother…",0 +amy,doesnt it make her nose look smaller?,rachel,"ok, well, this was very special.",0 +joey,okay!,rachel,"umm, wow. this-this isn’t gonna be easy. umm, i don’t think we should see each other anymore.",0 +dr. green,i don’t believe this!!,rachel,"oh now daddy, stay calm. please.",1 +chandler,hey!,rachel,hey joey!,1 +monica,"but phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. i know i do.",rachel,"well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?",1 +ross,huh. sounds like mark something wants to have some sex.,rachel,what equity investments?,0 +mr. geller,now im depressed! ... even more than i was.,rachel,so beautiful.,0 +ross,uhhhhhh…that-that may be weird.,rachel,you didn’t do it?,0 +joey,ohh!,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,"and what are you laughing at, miss `my-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!",rachel,"hey, so he stole a couple bucks from me! at least he bought me something with it!",1 +monica,"hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!",rachel,"well it stupid, unfair question!",1 +monica,why?,rachel,"no, hey, its been great.",0 +phoebe,"yes, i do! today is mike and my one-year anniversary.",rachel,and that became ‘they are humid prepossessing homo sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?,0 +joey,"and, a brownie! well, half a",rachel,oh man! this is so great! i actually feel like i’m going on a real,1 +ross,"so, what are you gonna do?",rachel,"oh, great. great. there was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.",0 +ross,"okay, im the baby.",rachel,is this movie gonna be my big break?,0 +all,oh!,rachel,"seriously, where did you get the hat?",0 +joey,lookin good mr. cotter.,rachel,i do.,0 +joey,okay!,rachel,"it’s just that, it’s so much.",0 +ross,hey. how did you sleep?,rachel,i put three lasagnas in your freezer.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, no, ralph doesn’t look anything like that guy. he’s-he’s young and he’s got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.",rachel,"oh my god, phoebe, that’s not ralph lauren. that’s kenny the copy guy.",1 +ross,"im fine! hey, im great! im just.. im just proud of us. theres no weirdness, no tension.",rachel,"youre not supposed to take that. besides, its a new testament, what are you gonna do with it?",0 +chandler,no-no-no! i am the king of bad thanksgivings. you cant just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.,rachel,"oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, i think i forgot my receipt.",0 +chandler,"oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?",rachel,yes!,1 +woman,"oh, im sorry, is that your basket? its really pretty. unfortunately, i dont see suds.",rachel,you dont say.,0 +monica,both of them?,rachel,"oh, right, right. how was your date, chand-lrr?",0 +ross,monica bang! monica bang! ow!,rachel,i’ll get the hat.,1 +phoebe,i want to see what he wants first.,rachel,is-is-is there a-a mrs. stevens?,0 +ross,"come on! like i wanted him to tell you, i ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn’t happen!",rachel,"oh, that is so sweet. i think i’m falling in love with you all over again.",1 +ross,just please stop!,rachel,"yes, yes, bombay is bery, bery nice time of year.",1 +chandler,what? what?,rachel,"hey ross, its you! oh yeah, no thats-thats an old message, nobody needs to hear that.",0 +phoebe,"hey oh, rach wait! do you want to go to a movie tonight?",rachel,"oh, y’know what? i can’t. i have to have dinner with that melissa girl.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, yeah i got that.",rachel,you do?,1 +joey,"sure, no problem. ooh—hey, donuts!",rachel,what?,0 +joey,"i-i-i dont know if this falls under this category, but uh, ross is right back there.",rachel,thats not ross!,1 +monica,"what are you guys doing? oh my god, is that richard?",rachel,"okay... aahhh... please laugh for mommy... please? please laugh for mommy... not funny huh? oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? or maybe just, you know, rap in general? cause mommy can rap... my name is mommy and im here to say / that all the babies are... oh, i cant rap... allright sweetheart... this is only because i love you so much, and i know that youre not gonna tell anybody... i like... big butts and i cannot lie... / you other brothers cant deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... yes! yes! yes! yes! oohhhhh! oh! i like big butts and i cannot lie... / you other brothers cant deny... oh emma youre laughing! oh you are, you really do like big butts, dont you. oh you beautiful little weirdo...",1 +katie,"ohh, joey has the nicest friends!",rachel,"yeah, im kinda wishing everyone wasnt here right now.",0 +joey,"no, no, no, no! he’s fine! look, look, look! here’s your ball! get your ball! get your ball! get your ball! my god, what have i done to you, huh? i broke the dog! pheebs, i broke the dog!",rachel,"okay! i’ll be right out. i’m slipping into something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty.",0 +ross,you can live with me.,rachel,"hey, y’know what? why don’t we think about changes we can make in the living room?",0 +ross,"wha...? oh sure, now they lock it, but when theyre having sex on the couch, its like: come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy.",rachel,"well, i hope youre happy!",0 +joey,you do attract some stinkers.,rachel,well they could be true.,0 +ross,that is mark?,rachel,yes.,1 +chandler,"oh, its gonna be okay.",rachel,"do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?",1 +monica,"i need a few more things to make the margaritas. uhh, i need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.",rachel,so all we have is ice?,1 +joey,"no, smile! not that face, smile! everybody smile!",rachel,"joey, why dont you just tell her what happened? its not your fault.",1 +phoebe,"oh, shes that work of art i made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.",rachel,what!? of course i did!,0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"ok, youre gonna have to not touch my ass.",0 +joey,"boy, that guys underwear sucks!",rachel,here let me…,0 +monica,"hah, no no no no no no no no no no.",rachel,"all right, enough! i don’t want to hear about it anymore! good luck, chandler.",0 +charlie,from... cosmo??,rachel,"yeah, yeah... its... climax your way to better skin.",1 +phoebe,"maybe not! yknow? seriously, three babies are a handful maybe theyre yknow, looking for a chance to unload one of them. listen, i-i hate to miss an opportunity just because i didnt ask! yknow?",rachel,"this womans got my life, i should get to see who she is.",0 +ross,"yeah, but wait...",rachel,good bye!,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,"ross, didnt you say that there was an elevator in here?",1 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,oh.,0 +ross,done!,rachel,you just finished?,1 +ross,"there you go! good enough for your party, huh?",rachel,"man, you are westminster crabby.",0 +chandler,"no-no-no! it is going to be okay, because mrs. braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! the only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, momma’s little bakery. i feel terrible, i’m a horrible, horrible, horrible person.",rachel,"oh, i’m sorry what?",1 +danny,i had a really nice time tonight.,rachel,so did i. im really glad monica asked us out.,1 +chandler,"where did you, when did you, how did you... how did you get a girl like that?",rachel,"hey, hey, woah, you want some of this, huh? you want a piece of this, huh? im standin here, huh.",0 +joey,hey.,rachel,"no, had it done to me though. feels good !",0 +chandler,hey! how’d the interview go?,rachel,wh-what’s going on?,0 +chandler,eldad is much more cooperative! and he can dance! you dance for rachel!,rachel,oh…,0 +phoebe,"oh, thank you so much! okay.",rachel,i’m gonna marry someone good y’know.,1 +ross,"i gotta say, i have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.",rachel,"oh, really, really? well, it wasnt very good for me either.",1 +joey,"beth, beth dies?",rachel,yes.,0 +ross,"yeah well, if i know mark, and i think i do, i’d expect nothing less.",rachel,hi joey.,0 +phoebe,"all right, well, i just cant think about that right now. i just wanna say good-bye to my grandma.",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,okay. can i squeeze your ass?,rachel,on tv?! yeah!,1 +gavin,i really mean it.,rachel,"awww, awww, its beautiful.",1 +joey,but i made cards!!,rachel,well! good night. i’m going upstairs.,1 +phoebe,"ill have to get back to you on that. okay, bye! oh my god! he wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!",rachel,"ross, where are you going?",0 +tag,"i know i haven’t worked in an office before, and i really don’t have a lot of experience, but uh…",rachel,"oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.",0 +amy,she did? who got her condo in boca?,rachel,"hello? oh, its our nanny! hi! oh... god! i hope you feel better! ok, bye! thats molly, shes sick. can you watch emma today?",1 +phoebe,"okay. hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? okay! yeah, no they don’t do that.",rachel,really?!,0 +ross,really? youre not gonna return it?,rachel,"well, not this second!",1 +ben,really? like how?,rachel,"well y’know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we’d jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they’d put salt on their cereal.",1 +ross,"when, when were you... under me?",rachel,we’re not gonna lose to girls.,0 +monica,"oh my god, mike was gonna propose?",rachel,"phoebe, i love you. theres no-one else in the world i would ask to marry me... three times. but i wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... phoebe buffay, will you marry me?",0 +amy,"oh, i know, i know. ive just been crazed.",rachel,"yeah, lets go. thanks ross.",0 +bonnie,"yknow what, i should do it.",rachel,yeah!,1 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"hey, do uh, do you have a minute?",0 +ross,we’re sorry.,rachel,no seriously! seriously! what has happened to the sanctity of marriage?,1 +ross,"that does make sense. because i do wanna seize some opportunity, but i-i really dont wanna see or talk to her.",rachel,uh-huh!,0 +phoebe,"hey. here. ohh, who’s the silver fox?",rachel,"right. till i bought a blow dryer, then i was shunned.",0 +ross,i would never do that!,rachel,nice to meet you! my god you’re great!,0 +chandler,that is lucky.,rachel,"huh—wait so joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own tv show! i mean you’ll be like the big cheese! or the big mac—hey! you love those!",1 +elizabeth,okay!,rachel,"yeah, well...",0 +monica,what do you think brought than on?,rachel,"i dont know! i mean, maybe thats something to do with the fact that i saw him do a love scene yesterday.",1 +gunther,thanks rachel. and-and dont forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.,rachel,"oh good, great! ill-ill keep that in mind.",1 +monica,thats right.,rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,so you hired yourself a little treat did ya?,rachel,"all right i know, i know how it looks pheebs, but i’m telling you…",1 +chandler,"oh, okay, times up!",rachel,"your boobs are fine. look, i never should have said anything. come here. come here.",0 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,"no! think about it, it’s a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it’s…",0 +will,a little mean? you made my life miserable!,rachel,i’m-i’m—i had no idea. i’m sorry. i…,1 +erin,"ohh, listen. i’ve got to get going. today was great, thanks!",rachel,oh no.,0 +ross,"whats the part, anti-man?",rachel,"hey, dont listen to them. i think its sexy.",1 +ross,"all right. yknow what? we don’t have to go downstairs! we can bring vegas up to us! all right, come on, come on, well play some blackjack. here we go. 13.",rachel,hit me!,1 +phoebe,your own boat?,rachel,what?! what?! he was trying to cheer me up! my pony was sick.,1 +joey,"sure, yeah. will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?",rachel,chick and the duck? didnt they die...,1 +monica,"ok, how does everybody like their burgers?",rachel,"oh, no, no, no. presents first. food later.",1 +ross,oh. this was amazing.,rachel,it really was. youve learned some new moves!,1 +tag,"y’know, i’m actually glad phoebe called. i know we broke up because you thought i wasn’t mature enough, but i’ve really grown up and think we should get back together.",rachel,"oh, it’s just not the right time.",1 +ross,"ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. . that is a weird sentence!",rachel,"yeah, we want everyone to be there. as much as i hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.",0 +chandler,"ok, this one right here is from me.",rachel,"ok... ah, its light... ...it rattles... its... travel scrabble! oooohhh, thank you!",1 +joey,"whoa, whoa. and the fact that you dumped him because he hit on phoebe?",rachel,"oh god, i know im a pathetic loser.",1 +ross,"okay, okay, fine, you’re right. let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something..",rachel,no. a break from us.,1 +phoebe,i am.,rachel,"joey, what are you talking about? you’re a terrific actor.",1 +joey,you’ve seen my huge stack of porn right?,rachel,god. i forgot how much i love driving. i have got to get my license renewed.,1 +monica,oh my god rach. bean bag chairs.,rachel,"yeah, where were you!",0 +joey,they know you know.,rachel,"i dont know. except that, for one last time... good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.",0 +joey,why did i have to say mike? i dont know a mike! why couldnt i have said... theres no guy in there!,rachel,"im gonna miss this hand! okay i know its a lot to ask, but oh my god chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.",0 +monica,hi!,rachel,and joey....,1 +phoebe,i can’t say because he’s famous.,rachel,"oh my god, who is it?!",1 +monica,"hmm, i don’t know. we really have to talk this through.",rachel,oh my god!! you guys have such problems!! i feel so terrible for you!,1 +ross,"hey, rach, you know what? i think, i think i know whatll make you feel better. how bout you make a list about me.",rachel,"ok, youre whiney, you are, youre obsessive, you are insecure, youre, youre gutless, you know, you dont ever, you dont just sort of seize the day, you know. you like me for what, a year, you didnt do anything about it. and, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.",1 +joey,im not sure.,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!",rachel,"or, it could mean that-that you saw chandler and me together and we yknow were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.",0 +mrs green,"thats fine. i never did it. i just thought i might. so, whats new in sex?",rachel,oh! whats new in sex?,1 +chandler,"okay, here’s the situation. the keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? and on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.",rachel,you promised you would break up with her!,1 +ross,"it’s a good thing i didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding. okay, good night",rachel,goodnight,1 +monica,this is so great! and i’m gonna be your baby’s aunt!,rachel,"oh great! and listen, could you do us a favor and not tell chandler and monica about this? ‘cause y’know umm, they don’t-they don’t have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.",0 +tag,do you have a minute?,rachel,"well yeah, sure, what’s up?",1 +joey,i like although!,rachel,"i mean, you know... ross and i havent dated in like... six years...",1 +joey,"beth is really, really sick.",rachel,awwww.,1 +ben,damnit!,rachel,no don’t! go back to repeating!,1 +chandler,i’m coming already!!,rachel,jeez!,1 +ross,good.,rachel,if you hold a spider.,1 +monica,i dont care. oh my god. ive lost the will to scold.,rachel,"look amy, it got a little of control..um.. and im sorry. youre my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..",1 +phoebe,"look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!",rachel,what?,0 +mindy,um.. we should really be sitting for this.,rachel,sure we should... so.,1 +ross,"i, i just never think of money as an issue.",rachel,thats cause you have it.,1 +ross,"yeah, have a seat.",rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,"okay, okay. you two go get the dessert. and ill let you in.",rachel,dessert?,1 +phoebe,you mean whenever monica and chandler where like yknow doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—oh! all that time monica spent on the phone with sad linda from camp!,rachel,"uh-huh, doing it. doing it. phone doing it.",1 +gavin,"mom, ill call you later. yeah. yes?",rachel,we’re sorry honey.,0 +phoebe,what? you know about the plate thing?,rachel,i bought you. how did i forget that thats all you do?,0 +joshua,"uhh, yeah, i think i’m going to take-off too.",rachel,ooh.,0 +monica,we got some time.,rachel,"okay, should we get some coffee?",1 +ross,"hey, you guys!",rachel,hi.,1 +joey,i can’t believe she would say that too you.,rachel,yeah honey you don’t believe her do you?,1 +monica,you don’t have to stick up for her. she can’t here you.,rachel,"hey! umm, do you guys have any juice?",1 +monica,"oh my god, i went to high school with her. rachel! hi!",rachel,don’t feel bad for me! i won like every time!,0 +mr. zelner,"good, because its in ten minutes.",rachel,"what? i cant do that! i have the baby, and ross is not gonna pick her up for another hour.",1 +danny,"i had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.",rachel,well… yeah. you look great too. did you get a haircut?,0 +chandler,"ive actually ruined this havent i? its time for the good ice cream now, right?",rachel,"yeah, it is.",1 +monica,i’m gonna start getting ready!,rachel,"god! don’t—we can’t let her start getting ready! this is too awful! oh god, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…",1 +bonnie,thanks! you too.,rachel,"yeesh, what’d you do about it?",0 +monica,"that’s okay, this is more important than fruit on my ceiling! you broke up?!",rachel,"yeah, but don’t you think....",0 +chandler,thats right.,rachel,well that’s like summer in a bowl.,0 +monica,it needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!,rachel,"hey, y’know what? you’re the one who wants to make this big change and move in with chandler! you should be the one to go! why should i have to leave?!",1 +monica,we’re hanging out.,rachel,what’s this? is this ross’s wedding invitation?,1 +charlie,"you know, by the way. i heard you tell her not to do anything. thanks for sticking up for me. you are such a nice person.",rachel,i try...,1 +joey,i didn’t tell him. i didn’t know if you were telling people. this is back when i thought kash was still people.,rachel,"good-good, don’t tell him. don’t tell him. just have him call me okay?",1 +phoebe,did you find it?,rachel,"the earring? no. but look, i found my sunglasses under the couch! ive been looking for these since like last summer.",1 +monica,ready for your birthday lunch?,rachel,"yeah i am, i am! oh, but first of all, monica, i would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and more importantly my wonderful friend gavin mitchelle.",1 +chandler,hey.,rachel,ill pull you through.,0 +chandler,"look, i’m sorry. okay? i’m weak, and pathetic, and sorry.",rachel,"any time you want. yknow, when i was younger, all i wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! it was to be looked at, but never played with.",0 +monica,what is the matter with you?! do you want to fall into the trap? do you want to fall into the trap?!,rachel,"ok, who wants to hear something ironic?",0 +chandler,you told us both we could be in the wedding?,rachel,thank you.,0 +phoebe,get over here!,rachel,ooh...,1 +ross,okay. this stuff?,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,yay!,rachel,well what are we going to do?,1 +ross,"really. its always been you, rach.",rachel,"oh, god.",1 +ross,so how long are you in town?,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,was your basket on top?,rachel,what?,0 +mark,wow. i’m sorry. eggroll?,rachel,"no. and then i called him, and he wasn’t there.",1 +chandler,is that what this is about? you like caitlin?,rachel,ross! we broke up two years ago; youve been married since then. i think its okay that we see other people.,1 +monica,if-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,you too!,rachel,"oh, well, that’s great!",0 +joey,what you-you don’t think i’m gonna win?,rachel,"well of course i do! but y’know, favorite returning character is a tough category joey. i mean you’re up against the guy who survived his own cremation.",1 +ross,come on!,rachel,wow!!,0 +ross,"come on out, honey! im telling you look good! tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.",rachel,"i know, what about rachel? i mean how are we even gonna ask her?",0 +mark,"um, yknow, before we go ah, there’s something i need to say.",rachel,"oh, okay.",1 +kathy,by being in a box?,rachel,"joey, had reasons.",1 +joey,rachel please!!! just have dinner with us!!!,rachel,"okay. okay. joey, its okay. settle down.",1 +ross,"so, you’re saying, uh, if i wear these pants i might be getting into hers?",rachel,why do men keep talking to me like this?,1 +ross,chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?,rachel,"boy, i love carrots! oh! sometimes i like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while i talk to you. umm, and-and-and yknow if i get really hot umm, i-i like to pick up this knife and-and umm, i-i put the cold steal against umm, my body.",0 +joey,"no-no-no, i’m serious. you don’t smell it? something’s on fire.",rachel,"well no, i don’t smell anything.",1 +phoebe,"okay, we-well talk to you later. okay, bye.",rachel,geez!,1 +mr. zelner,"please, come in. have a seat.",rachel,"yes maam, ready to power through!",0 +monica,and thats petes mom.,rachel,it’s your joke.,0 +joey,they know you know.,rachel,"ugh, i knew it! oh i cannot believe those two!",1 +phoebe,that fan kinda looks like ours. and the birdcage and the…wait a sec! this is our exact living room!,rachel,"man, i’m starving! what the hell was i thinking at dinner?! do you want soup or salad? both! always order both!",0 +ross,"joey, we just saw you come in. you ran past us on the stairs.",rachel,i dont care that you left. im just glad that youre here. thanks you guys!,1 +monica,"oh, yeah, right! and after i took a shower this morning i just threw my towel on the floor! oh god, it hurts to even joke about it.",rachel,"i know... honey, seriously, i did it all. the luggage that im taking is in the bedroom, this is emmas paris stuff, these are the boxes that im having shipped, and thats the sandwich that i made for the plane...",1 +phoebe,ewww!,rachel,"ok, paulo, why dont you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.",1 +phoebe,"oh, i know, we should have been more prepared. its okay. now, the way i see it, our real competition now is cameron. oh my god, they just took her sweater off. look at those arms! hello michelin man.",rachel,"oh, phoebe! come on! you know what, its already three oclock and they havent even gotten to emmas group yet. we gotta go, we got dinner!",1 +ross,what?,rachel,"oh, i see.",0 +ross,wh… wh…what?,rachel,"when the louis vuitton people found out that ralph lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! isn’t that great?",1 +ross,guess what? i made emma laugh today.,rachel,i am so glad you said cooks.,0 +mr. geller,hi rachel.,rachel,oh hi!,1 +carol,"umm uh, i’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.",rachel,to kill bob??,0 +policeman,yep.,rachel,"i knew it! i knew it, ahh….",1 +phoebe,"but, your rachel wasnt whiny enough.",rachel,wha. . . hey!,1 +monica,"you know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.",rachel,"yeah, you do.",1 +monica,"okay, i’ve got a question. if you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?",rachel,okay.,0 +ross,"i just, i don’t understand, i mean, how-how can she do this? y’know, what, am i, am i like a complete idiot for thinking that she’d actually show up?",rachel,mark!!,0 +monica,"come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. let’s kill ‘um!",rachel,spring vacation.,0 +ross,hello?,rachel,what is my sister doing there?! and why are the drapes shut?!,1 +joey,"so you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.",rachel,i’m telling you.,0 +ross,"oh thank god, i thought she had two heads.",rachel,"oh that’s all right, i’m coming back later with your father.",0 +monica,did he give you that whole youre-not-up-to-this thing again?,rachel,i love you sweetheart.,0 +ross,"okay, the thing is..",rachel,id like that.,0 +amy,do you want to know why you dont want me to have the baby?,rachel,uh huh.,1 +phoebe,ehh!!,rachel,"honey, come on! you live far away! youre not related. you lift right out.",1 +monica,please!,rachel,"all right, fine.",1 +phoebe,shhhhhh! i’m swamped right now.,rachel,i saw it.,0 +joshua,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,"now, this is last minute so i want to apologize for the mess. okay?",rachel,"hey, relax i just need more time. we’re going to dinner tonight.",0 +phoebe,"wow! oh my god, well if they’ve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!",rachel,"hey, i wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.",0 +chandler,"come on, ross? remember back in college, when he fell in love with carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?",rachel,yes!!,0 +ross,"oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. and she has the keys.",rachel,"yeah! okay, this one is a mushroom cap. umm, this one is made of bologna.",0 +ross,hi!,rachel,"no it’s not too soon, i had lunch at a eleven.",0 +monica,i totally forgive you!,rachel,joan?,0 +tag,"okay! feel free to look, but i’m telling you those contracts are not on this desk.",rachel,its open.,0 +ross,oh sure.,rachel,"i’m pregnant. ross? ross? okay, whenever you’re ready. and you’re the father by the way—but you got that…",1 +phoebe,"okay. oh but don’t tell them monica’s pregnant because, they frown on that.",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"that’s okay rach, we’re not liking ross right now.",rachel,oh! i’ve got a lot of those too! ending credits,1 +danny,"come on, you got the shopping bags and the sacks catalog.",rachel,"phoebe, can i talk to you for a second?",0 +amy,why cant you ever be supportive?,rachel,sup.. you want to talk supportive? you didnt even come and visit me when i was in the hospital having the baby.,1 +ross,all right.,rachel,"careful. light. okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. okay? just sweep it.",1 +chandler,"well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there’s nothing like a cool, crisp new york evening.",rachel,so where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? i love you.,0 +ross,"yeah, you got it right? you got it right? you got it?",rachel,turn.,0 +phoebe,okay. hey rach?,rachel,yeah?,1 +monica,"look honey, i wanted you to hook up with ross as much as you did. but hes with her now and youre just gonna have to get over it.",rachel,okay.,0 +ross,mm-hmm..,rachel,interesting.,0 +ross,"well, start looking.",rachel,wow.,1 +chandler,wow that was my scariest voice! you’re very brave.,rachel,"yeah! you, chan, and the vein!",0 +man,hello?,rachel,"sure. yeah, he’s kinda sexy.",0 +joey,"check the freezer. if there’s none in there, then we’re probably out. are you just getting in from work? it’s late.",rachel,"okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first",0 +joey,are you strippers?,rachel,nooo!,1 +ross,"come here, marcel. sit here.",rachel,"well you see in cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.",0 +joey,maybe you’ll order a little sangria?,rachel,"oh, get out of here!",1 +monica,the guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!,rachel,well it turns out that ben and sting’s son do not get along.,0 +ross,and so do i.,rachel,"okay, phoebe, this dr. oberman. he has no strong feelings about fonzie or any of the happy days gang.",0 +joey,you said number two.,rachel,i also said number one.,1 +chandler,"you know what? you don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, your full sized aortic pump.",rachel,hi!,0 +phoebe,"oh, well... cause.... you just... i dont like this question.",rachel,there he is! there he is!,0 +tag,how are you doing? are you feeling any better?,rachel,"yeah, i’m doing okay. i’m um…let’s talk.",1 +mindy,thats all!,rachel,"great, now hes waving back.",0 +ross,that’s no problem.,rachel,what’s that song? it has been in my head all day long.,1 +phoebe,a dollar?,rachel,"yeah, that’d be much worse than being 28, and still working here.",0 +joey,"all right, all right, all right, lets play one more time, ok? and remember, if i win you do not move to paris.",rachel,yes! yes! i’m good! are you good? are you good? is everything—are you—are you perrr-perfect?!,0 +ross,"hey, you only heard monica�s side of that. that little fatso was a terror.",rachel,"oh right. right. ooh, remember the time i uh, i pinned you down and tickled you ‘til you cried? we’re probably too old to do that now.",0 +joey,what?,rachel,really?!,1 +ross,"okay, bye-bye.",rachel,"oh well—hey-hey! maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. y’know? it’ll-it’ll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. you’re so talented.",0 +all,aww!,rachel,this is the worst christmas ever.,0 +ross,no i—mona!,rachel,hey! so?,0 +joshua,what’s up? you’re voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.,rachel,"ohh, nothing, i just wanted to see you. see you and hug you. see you.",1 +phoebe,"oh no, i know! i know! its the one where joey got monicas turkey stuck on his head!",rachel,what?! joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!,1 +chandler,"oh, im glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.",rachel,"okay, my boss, joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...",1 +ross,"and he’s, he’s a total stranger?",rachel,what do you mean?,0 +ross,"oh. listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if i asked you out? sometime? maybe?",rachel,"oh-oh! and then ross’s new girlfriend, bonnie, shows up and rachel convinced her to save her head. and then ross and rachel kiss, and now ross has to choose between rachel and the bald girl and i don’t know what happened there either...",0 +ross,yes.,rachel,yeah?,1 +phoebe,"well, some things are just hard to say to your face.",rachel,"hey, this is so unfair!",0 +ross,"okay, what does it mean?",rachel,i dont know all the words.,1 +monica,"god! if you’re gonna cry about it! (she grabs the box and goes to joey: whoa-whoa, treeger made you cry?",rachel,yes! and he said really mean things that were only partly true.,1 +monica,oh.,rachel,ahh!,1 +ross,its not bad.,rachel,oh my god! look what... you made it into a bunny. how did you do that?,1 +chandler,before!!,rachel,hey.,0 +joey,i’m afraid i’m gonna need proof.,rachel,oh!,1 +chandler,"hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! okay? if she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. so you might as well just let me go.",rachel,what if i clean your bathroom for a month?,1 +ross,"okay sorry, whew.",rachel,"i’m sorry, as i was saying the store number is wrong, and i’m sorry but that’s... oh my god!!",1 +ross,"well, hello, mrs. ross!",rachel,"well, hello, mr. rachel!",1 +joey,"just what needs to be done! dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman…",rachel,"honey, i know you’re in pain right now, but i’m a little turned on.",0 +ross,"do you remember the scene with, um, jabba the hut? well jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, princess leia.",rachel,oooh!,1 +ross,hey! everyone.,rachel,"well, you’ve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.",0 +amy,i do yoga.,rachel,"hey, now you’re the one who wet his pants.",0 +monica,thanks.,rachel,bye!,1 +ross,"well, where do i start? this is julie. julie, this is rachel.",rachel,"im not gonna lie to you, ross, it doesnt look good. i put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.",0 +phoebe,ohhh. thanks chandler theyre great!,rachel,"look, if you dont know what the word acrimonious means, just dont use it!",0 +phoebe,"fine! okay, all right, so jane eyre, first of all, youd think shes a woman, but shes not. shes a cyborg.",rachel,a cyborg?! isnt that like a robot?!,1 +ross,"so you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?",rachel,that is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but i am prepared to let that go.,1 +phoebe,"oh, you like that? you should hear my phone number.",rachel,okay. we’ll be right back.,1 +phoebe,"ooh, whos it for?",rachel,"dear losers, do you really think id hide presents under the couch? p.s.: chandler, i knew theyd break you.",1 +joey,i can scratch that right off.,rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,"really? weird. anyway, see, i planned everything really well. i planned and i planned and i planned. it just turns out, i dont think i planned enough time to actually do it.",rachel,"hey, mon, you want some help?",1 +phoebe,"um, um, rachel can we talk for a sec?",rachel,we already knew that!,0 +monica,you went out with wallis pincer?,rachel,"uh, he took the sats for me.",1 +gavin,"look, ill just give you this and go.",rachel,so the going for help went well?,0 +ross,"hey, here’s a thought.",rachel,"whoa-whoa! no-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! okay? up, up is not an option—whats a urethra? are you crazy?!",0 +ronni,hi.,rachel,from a bullet!,0 +monica,but i insist!,rachel,but i insist harder!,1 +monica,"all right, you ready?",rachel,morning.,0 +ross,"oh, yeah. emmas doing great.",rachel,oh good.,1 +ross,when have you ever?,rachel,"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.",0 +monica,tell him.,rachel,no.,1 +phoebe,but people that you dont know and will never see again.,rachel,"yes, but still. theyre people…with eyes.",1 +phoebe,"well, good bye.",rachel,where are you going?,0 +ben,that’s a good one.,rachel,"oh, shes at home, putting up decorations for rachels birthday party tonight.",0 +all,hey!,rachel,"so i was with joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. it’s just so frustrating!",1 +phoebe,"yeah. oh, that’s gone too. this is monica’s bathroom right?!",rachel,i wasn’t invited.,0 +joey,oh hey rach!,rachel,yeah...,1 +chandler,basically we just feel that hes...,rachel,we hate that guy.,1 +dr. long,"actually, they’re things you can do. just some home remedies, but in my experience i’ve found that some of them are quite effective.",rachel,"well, we are ready to try anything.",1 +monica,call us when you get there.,rachel,"i will. ross, come here.",1 +ross,"ok. here goes. for a while now, ive been wanting to, um....",rachel,ohhh!!!!,1 +monica,or incredibly offensive.,rachel,"but, i mean, do you think he’s gonna enjoy it when he’s up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! this is not fair to frank, and it-it’s not fair to the babies, and yknow what, it’s not good home economics.",0 +paul,i know. i like it up here.,rachel,i feel like we’re the only two people in the world. oops. sorry.,1 +monica,about what?,rachel,"chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?",0 +monica,"let me think. oh, when i was younger i used to dream that i got married to mayor mccheese, and on our wedding night i ate his head.",rachel,"ok, well this is like that...in no way. i had a...i had a dream last night that i wanted to kiss joey.",1 +monica,what one? you wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!,rachel,what are you doing?,0 +phoebe,"well, maybe she didnt hear! ok im gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and ill talk and see if you can hear me.",rachel,"ok, great!",1 +ross,what?,rachel,"i can’t let him go out that way, he’s got a meeting. you’ve got something here on your back.",1 +monica,i gave you one job!,rachel,that’s right! where are the guys? i’m ready to get drunk and see some strippers.,0 +monica,i sure do! and you dont get one!,rachel,"well, i dont know.",0 +phoebe,"ooh, whats going on?",rachel,i got a really incredible job offer.,1 +ross,"oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here i am.",rachel,"hey, i thought you already had one.",0 +joey,y’know i blame ross for this.,rachel,okay.,0 +dina,oh my god! bobby!,rachel,"joey, what are you doing?",1 +monica,"oh god, i’m so sorry.",rachel,"its really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. thats right. i have no money, im not funny, i live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and im pretty sure im infertile. rachel : now, come on, come on, steve. there must be something that you like about yourself.",0 +monica,you know what probably happened? someone musta stolen my credit card.,rachel,"hi, whos this? hi, joanne. is rachel working? its monica. yes, i know i did a horrible thing. joanne, its not as simple as all that, ok? no, i dont care what steve thinks. hi, steve.",0 +joanna,awkward? why should he feel awkward?,rachel,well...,1 +ross,"yknow, heres the thing. even if i could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am i gonna ask?",rachel,"isnt this amazing? i mean, i have never made coffee before in my entire life.",1 +joey,"oh there is! if you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!",rachel,"joey, i really don’t…",1 +monica,you dont have insurance?,rachel,"why, how much is this gonna cost?",1 +chandler,oh thats not true.,rachel,get up. come on. lets get some coffee.,0 +joey,"yeah, maybe it’s like yknow, that jock thing. yknow how football players pat each other after touchdowns.",rachel,"yknow i don’t, i don’t understand guys, i mean i-i would never congratulate monica on a great stew by yknow, grabbin’ her boob.",1 +joey,"huh, rach i got to say it’s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.",rachel,i’m not asking you to go on a date with him!,1 +ross,good.,rachel,good.,1 +melissa,oh my god! ray-ray green?!,rachel,she is so great! i miss her.,0 +ross,"i get it! well, that’s that.",rachel,"no, you know what, i think you should go.",1 +tag,"rach, i’m sorry, but you didn’t give me any contracts!",rachel,what thats a real name!,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"oh my god! oh my god!! ohh, jessica lockhart!! in my apartment!! i am such a huge fan! i am such a huge fan!",1 +ross,you didn’t do it?,rachel,rachel won’t talk to me! she won’t even open the door!,0 +ross,"okay... okay, maybe i will...",rachel,"how close? phoebe sr.: well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.",0 +ross,"excellent! excellent, now-now do you want another question or a wicked wango card?",rachel,a card! a card! i pick a card!,1 +chandler,"april 18th, excessive noise. italian guys gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. well thats excellent.",rachel,"monica, monica, look at this lamp. is this tacky or what? we have to have this.",1 +phoebe,"no, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.",rachel,oh!,1 +molly,"no im here to take emma to your mothers, remember?",rachel,"right, right, yes!",1 +monica,"umm, why dont you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then ill tell you if its true.",rachel,"well, hey, what if kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? you know. what if kenny hired that ralph lauren guy to be the pretty front man? huh, did she ever think of that?",0 +monica,"well, tonight, i actually went out with chip matthews in high school.",rachel,i can’t believe this chandler!,0 +monica,how did that happen?,rachel,that yeti is one smooth talker.,1 +chandler,"hey, thats...joincidence with a c!",rachel,"oh mom! okay, umm, her name is carol. and shes really pretty. and smart. and uh, shes-shes on the lacrosse team and the golf team. can you believe it? she plays for both teams!",0 +ross,i’m-i’m gonna wear this all the time! i love this shirt!!,rachel,"no, no, no!",0 +joey,"so? who would you rather have kiss you, me or chandler?",rachel,"i mean, we know it’s a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so…",0 +phoebe,"hey mon umm, if you do get married, can i bring two guests?",rachel,you didn’t break up with that fireman?,1 +phoebe,"well the lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the green bay…mermen.",rachel,"hi! will, right?",1 +joey,"oh, yeah... of course... yeah... its a stuffed animal... you know... its for kids... not for adults... i know that!",rachel,"joey... are you sure? i mean, i know how much you love him!",1 +monica,hey!,rachel,"whoa, shes pretty.",0 +ross,"and confused. rach, sweetie, i-i um…i didn’t propose to you.",rachel,i know.,1 +ross,hey.,rachel,ross kissed me.,0 +monica,hey!,rachel,"so, i’m in my apartment doing the soap opera digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down.",1 +phoebe,"rach, so, that guy there. straight or gay?",rachel,"oh, no! i mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! you big piece of eye candy!",0 +chandler,"all right! fine! but it’s just a lunch date, no more than an hour! and from now on i get my own dates, i don’t want you setting me up with anybody ever again!",rachel,i didn’t get the annulment.,0 +ross,and when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!,rachel,ugh!,1 +ross,"ohh, what’s wrong?!",rachel,monica and chandler are really moving in here and i have to move out and everything is changing.,1 +mrs. green,you can’t leave a baby alone!,rachel,"oh come——of course i know that. i mean of course you never leave a baby alone! i mean who would—she wouldn’t be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. oh god, okay. y’know what? i think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. so i think umm, i’m just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. and for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.",1 +ross,there was one! shes it! all the rest look like they should live under a bridge!,rachel,may i help you?,0 +phoebe,uh-hmm.,rachel,"you guys are gonna come and visit me, right?",1 +sandy,"well, i guess we know whos gonna be the grumpus...",rachel,i er... i hope you dont mind. i used some of my home-made lotion on emma. its a mixture of calendula and honey cream. itll dry that rash right up. plus... it keeps the hands young...,0 +phoebe,you guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?,rachel,oh and chandler’s about to cry.,0 +ross,"yes, yes, thats right...",rachel,okay. he was more embarrassed about that than anyone. okay? and for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...,0 +phoebe,"wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? good luck, mom.",rachel,"oh, okay.",0 +ross,"what? sophie, does she have ten minutes?",rachel,"well actually, ross doesnt.",0 +ross,"what, uh... what were you thinking?",rachel,wow! a lipper from chipper.,0 +joey,"yeah, he had a paper route.",rachel,"well, i still think i was right about that whole mark thing.",0 +joey,"no, no, its not a girl, its... a brand new hugsy!",rachel,"ross, dont press send, dont press se... !",0 +ross,"well yeah, i think we should get married.",rachel,"what, because that’s your answer to everything?",1 +phoebe,"oh hey, you guys, look! ugly naked guy is putting stuff in boxes!",rachel,id say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.,1 +ross,"oh, good!",rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,so apparently we just don’t pay for food anymore. do you see what i see?,rachel,its still there!,1 +chandler,"hey, yknow, i have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. the bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.",rachel,"hey and, this is a little extra something for y’know, always being there for me.",0 +ross,"right. i guess, i guess i should call emily.",rachel,"hey, wanna…wanna a little cheering up?",0 +phoebe,"no, which one? the right or left? cause the left one is lucky...",rachel,"anyway, i figured after work id go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her.",0 +monica,sit down.,rachel,all right.,1 +joey,"okay! all right. umm, all right wayne, level with me. okay? i-i keep hearing all these rumors that i might get fired. okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! i mean, i love-i love this little guy! ah-ah!! okay, that’s why you didn’t want me to touch him right? here you go! okay? stupid! i can’t believe it! god! hey, how you doin’?",rachel,"so it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so ross selflessly, offered to take me.",1 +joey,and youre not supposed to be gossiping!!,rachel,"i know, i know! i just cant keep this one in, so i pick up the phone…",1 +chandler,"i said, so im not gonna lose her?",rachel,oh.,1 +ben,oh damnit!,rachel,no! don’t say that! don’t say that!,1 +ross,really.,rachel,"kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didnt say when are you gonna grow up and realise i am your mom?",0 +ross,and you had no idea they werent getting along?,rachel,none.,1 +joey,ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. that-that-that’s really just to show where the baby would go. y’know why don’t i hold on to him so that there’s no confusion?,rachel,that was gonna be my opener.,0 +joey,i didn’t tell him. i didn’t know if you were telling people. this is back when i thought kash was still people.,rachel,"oh, now youre sad and creepy, oh. you know what, i, im sorry i quit, okay, i just quit.",0 +ross,and um...you look nice today.,rachel,"oh no. no ross, don’t do this.",1 +monica,okay great!,rachel,what?,0 +monica,"honey, both yours.",rachel,sorry!,0 +joey,just being friendly.,rachel,"yeah, yeah, and the indians taught the pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!",0 +monica,you stole them from me!,rachel,have you really done this before?,0 +monica,i’m gonna start getting ready!,rachel,"that’s what real actors do! annunciation is the mark of a good actor! and when you enunciate, you spit!",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,no!! no!! i wanna stay. i wanna talk about this.,rachel,okay! all right! how was she?,1 +ross,the paper.,rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,"yes, good! ok...",rachel,mon?,0 +joey,"oh, what’s wrong?",rachel,"umm, i-i thought we were moving forward and now you’re-you’re",0 +joey,"hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?",rachel,"yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress i’ve ever seen. wh-why do you to return it?",0 +joey,"yeah according to the news, most of the city did.",rachel,since when do you watch the news?,1 +danny,the pizza-place across the street any good?,rachel,dude! dude!,0 +all,come on phoebe! you can do it phoebe! come on!,rachel,yay! i love drunk monica!,0 +ross,mm.,rachel,"so, got any advice? yknow, as someone whos recently been- dumped?",1 +joey,"alright, well, im gonna order a pizza.",rachel,"oh no-no-no-no-no, im still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.",1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,i can’t say because he’s famous.,rachel,"if you want, i’ll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.",0 +ross,wow!,rachel,uh-huh. what happened?,0 +joey,i don’t think so.,rachel,can i please be there when you tell her?,1 +monica,"okay. umm, phoebe, you suck too.",rachel,"yeah, phoebe you’re… awful!",1 +ross,"so, we’re off.",rachel,"well, theyre joeys! they gotta be joeys!",0 +chandler,oh! she’s growing inside you.,rachel,so when do you think you’re gonna talk to her?,0 +ross,i didnt order lemonade.,rachel,"oh. well then, you better go take that back because theyre gonna charge you for that.",1 +monica,"hey! joey said no autographs! but if shes gettting one, then i want one too: to monica. and none of this best wishes crap. i want love.",rachel,"ok actually mon, matthew was just giving me his phone number.",1 +phoebe,you didnt read this one either?!,rachel,"no thanks, i�m good.",0 +chandler,have you ever been with a woman?,rachel,"well, that was ah...",0 +joey,who called here? did she sound blond? huh? did-did-did she have an accent? i gotta make a call! i shoulda never walked into that sunglass hut!,rachel,"oh joey! joey! no, it’s not you! you didn’t get anybody pregnant!",1 +phoebe,"yeah, this is the guy i was telling you about.",rachel,yeah?,1 +joey,"yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!",rachel,what?!,1 +phoebe,"obviously, and he’s british.",rachel,"oh, i was just gonna ask!",1 +ross,guess what?,rachel,okay. i’ll be right back.,0 +chandler,"yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards.",rachel,"no!! yknow-yknow don’t do me any favours. in fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! huh? like-like my umm, hey, this book is mine!! and-and-and, and that t-shirt you sleep in? i’d like that back too. yes, i do.",0 +jill,really?!,rachel,it’s kinda slutty.,1 +tom,"so you work at bloomingdales, huh? my mom calls it bloomies.",rachel,"yeah, okay, at ease solider!",1 +ross,"anyway, if she, if she wasn’t in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?",rachel,youd better act surprised.,0 +monica,wait! you’re supposed to wear a costume!,rachel,"all right, biggest suite in the place. come on!",0 +ross,you’re fast and irresponsible. that adds up to a bad driver.,rachel,you’re fast and irresponsible. that adds up to a bad driver.,0 +ross,"no! no, no, no, no, okay, it wasnt the swings fault. it was my fault and kind of that kids fault. who is still laughing. nice.",rachel,"ross, cmon, please. can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets hurt?",1 +chandler,were teeth people zack!,rachel,alright! lets just do it. lets just go over there and see if she heard.,1 +joey,ross! so when is it gonna air?,rachel,"okay, you look in the kitchen, i will look in the back closet.",1 +judge,would you like to spend the night in jail?,rachel,"no, no, you can’t, you can’t, okay, you can’t, you can’t buy her pearls, you just can’t, you can’t, you can’t.",0 +monica,still crying?,rachel,"like a little girl. i know. i know. i know. this is all my fault; i wanted him to open up. but god, i didn’t know that i was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!",1 +woman,"yeah, well, i had a 24-inch waist. you lose things. now come on, get outta my way.",rachel,"im sorry, you know, maybe i wasnt being clear. uh, this is our cart.",1 +monica,what?,rachel,phoebe and i saw chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in westchester.,1 +phoebe,"ok, this is not about the money, ok? its about... its about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.",rachel,monica can i talk to you outside for a minute?,0 +monica,all right... youre right. were sorry. now lets wake up emma and get the fun time started!,rachel,"no really, she didnt sleep well last night, so we cant wake her up.",1 +barry,"....mindy. mindy, of course mindy, it was always mindy.",rachel,even when we were having sex in that chair?,1 +barry,uh... uh... whatreyou... whatreyou guys doing here?,rachel,"hey, you.",0 +julie,"oh, youre losin your apron here, let me get it. there you go.",rachel,who?,0 +ross,"excuse me sir, youve got a little something right here.",rachel,"whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa-whoa! we could have our own show! yknow we could clap our hands together people will love it! huh? and-and-and i wrote a song for us! this hand is your hand! this hand is my hand! oh wait, thats your hand! no wait, its my hand!",0 +carol,can i ask what—come on in.,rachel,why not?,0 +monica,because they’ll know we’ve been listening.,rachel,god! and to have to hear about it from gunther!!,1 +joey,no that’s all right. don’t worry about it.,rachel,"oh my god, introduce us!",0 +ross,wow! happy monica’s night!,rachel,why?!,0 +ross,"what do you mean, they’re not moving in? they-they’re still moving in right?",rachel,"no-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.",1 +ross,"correct, his profession was?",rachel,"can you please not do that feet first? you know where his injury is! severed toe, you just said it!",0 +joey,is there a problem?,rachel,"no! oh what does he know! come on rosita, us chichas got to stick together! you bitch!",1 +phoebe,"ooh ooh, we have a live one!",rachel,merry christmas.,0 +phoebe,"oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.",rachel,"phoebe, you got joey drums to annoy rachel, so she wouldnt wanna live there anymore?",0 +ross,"well, i was thinking of taking emma to the playground!",rachel,"oh my god, what!?",1 +phoebe,so did you sleep well last night?,rachel,i did.,1 +monica,"yeah, well you promised barry, youd marry him.",rachel,"oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.",0 +phoebe,and this is rachel.,rachel,"why, what’s wrong with my bathroom floor?",0 +phoebe,i know. but dont you think that it should be called order and law?,rachel,"oh! ooh! oh, i didn’t know that you did…pot.",0 +ross,"rach, im so sorry.",rachel,oh!,1 +monica,isn’t that mine?,rachel,fine! i’m sorry for your loss!,1 +ben,remember all that stuff i taught you yesterday?,rachel,don’t do that.,1 +monica,"that does not mean you know us better, i-i want a rematch.",rachel,"ooh, what a shame! because with her face and her chest i could really put something together.",0 +paul,okay.,rachel,"its just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.",0 +joey,will you quit hoggin’ it!,rachel,i’m telling you it’s like watching bambi learn how to walk.,1 +ross,what?!,rachel,"ah-ah-ah! we’re doing this! okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. right, how much were those?",0 +ross,and um...you look nice today.,rachel,mrs hannigan?,0 +ross,"oh, i don’t, i don’t, i don’t know…",rachel,"oh, come on ross! i think it would be really good for you!",1 +joey,its not a cat!,rachel,"all right listen ball boys! my grandmother had one of these when i was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! i mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and i would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!",1 +ross,"dr. gettleman? yeah i know, i dont think thats a good idea. in fact, i think hes dead.",rachel,what?!,0 +ross,you don’t have to shout everything.,rachel,become a drama critic!,0 +joey,yeah! we are!,rachel,we’re the cobras!,1 +rachel and monica,yeah.,rachel,"well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing thanksgiving uptown. i thought you guys might like to come.",0 +woman,i’m very interested to find out who’s been doing her taxes these last four years.,rachel,what?!,0 +ross,oh well i may as well have!,rachel,yes. yes. yes.,0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"youre right, youre right. i should just tell her the truth.",1 +monica,light still out?,rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,"i’m sure you’re right, but why?",rachel,"i am your friend, and i am not gonna let you do this!! you are surprisingly strong!",0 +monica,what is it?,rachel,"country club newsletter. my mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. oh my god! oh my god, its barry and mindy!",1 +ross,i cant believe this. i was just being a good guy. i treated you with respect and understanding.,rachel,ok!,0 +ross,and you didnt marry him because...?,rachel,...now? now?,0 +monica,"rach, thats great! its so good that you had a good time in greece!",rachel,"mmmm. not tonight, honey. i got an early day tomorrow.",0 +ross,what are you doing here?!,rachel,i came with paul!,1 +ross,yeah. no. no you’re right.,rachel,shall we?,1 +joey,maybe we should check the trash chute.,rachel,ross couldnt fit down the trash chute.,1 +ross,hello. i’m,rachel,"now the filet mignon, what comes with that?",1 +joey,but you said one.,rachel,"okay, good.",0 +phoebe,"hey, tell him about relaxi-taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that’s better than relaxi cab.",rachel,ohh.,0 +joey,i don’t know.,rachel,it’s moving.,1 +ross,ohh.,rachel,i have such fat hands!,0 +sandy,its okay. i get that a lot doing what i do. but i am straight. i-im engaged actually.,rachel,oh!,1 +phoebe,hey rach.,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,chandler and monica!!!!,rachel,okay.,0 +monica,"oh, thats nice!",rachel,"okay, okay, okay, i got one! anyway- the valentine tommy rollerson left in your locker was really from me.",1 +phoebe,"oh, well hes yummy. we did a little kissin.",rachel,i don’t what your talking about.,0 +ross,"so, he’s just a nice guy. you really think this mark doesn’t want anything in exchange for helping him?",rachel,and that’s just in the city. i get her up to 160 when i take her upstate.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, professor and mrs.",rachel,"oh, this is it. this what’s gonna kill me.",0 +ross,that little naked guy would be me.,rachel,ooh.,0 +ross,she is not… she’s gay. oh my god. she is so gay! i can’t believe this.,rachel,hey! there are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! okay? there are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!,0 +ross,"well, yknow how im trying to work things out with emily. well, theres this one thing… okay, here goes. i made a promise that--oh hey!",rachel,what?,1 +joey,tell me who it is.,rachel,joey!,1 +joshua,"need uh, need a little hand there.",rachel,"oh no-no-no! no, i got this all under control.",1 +ross,so?,rachel,"well, you know, no suds, no save.",1 +phoebe,so... now... what about with mikes mom?,rachel,"oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. take it from me, moms love me. rosss mom one time actually said im like the daughter that she never had.",1 +ross,we?,rachel,"are ah, having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, i hope that’s okay.",1 +joey,no idea what it means.,rachel,"sorry, sorry.",0 +phoebe,oh!,rachel,"it’s nothing, i just gave her a hug.",0 +barry,rachel.,rachel,barry?!,1 +ross,rach? hi!,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,"yeah, well, ill take a little crying any day over howard-the-i-win-guy. i win! i win! i went out with the guy for two months—i didnt get to win once.",rachel,"all right look, forget it, forget it. you told her you love her, it’s over.",0 +ross,"anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.",rachel,so what are you gonna do?,1 +ross,"no, hey, i get that, okay, i get that big time. and i’m happy for ya, but i’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! okay, i don’t know what to do anymore.",rachel,well neither do i!,1 +chandler,"did you make it, or are you just serving it?",rachel,"umm, where’s my purse?",0 +mark,why do all you’re coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?,rachel,"absolutely. im fine! totally fine. i dont know why its coming out all loud and squeaky, cause really, im fine. im not saying i wasnt a little surprised to see you guys kissing. i mean, at first i was like.. but now that ive had time to absorb it; lovin this.",0 +ross,oh man! i want that place so much!! i was so sure that was gonna work! theres twelve bucks ill never see again!,rachel,"all right honey, wed better go if we wanna catch that movie.",1 +phoebe,i could do that.,rachel,what are you playing with?,1 +joey,many are scheduled to appear.,rachel,oh my god! oh my god! i can’t go! i’m gonna be too nervous!,1 +danny,you are so dead! im gonna get you.,rachel,"the only reason youre doing this to joey is because youre bored. okay, its not his fault that youre unemployed.",0 +all,nooo!,rachel,"okay, okay, i checked. we have: earl grey, english breakfast, cinnamon stick, camomile, mint medley, blackberry, and.. oh, wait, theres one more, um.. lemon soother. youre not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? okay.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"okay. thats okay. i-i know that youre very upset right now. i know, i know that wasnt about me.",0 +chandler,go on.,rachel,i can make you a legend. i can make you this generation’s milton berle.,1 +melissa,"i-i’ve got to go. this has been so great ray-ray! oh, there you are. umm, so listen, just call me. here’s my card.",rachel,"oh, wow thanks! oh you’re in real estate!",1 +joey,"um, my present!",rachel,you’re just so mean to each other! and i don’t want to end up like that with rachel. i still like you!,0 +joey,what? what’s going on?,rachel,"look, you guys dont need me here taking up your space.",0 +joey,yeah may-maybe you don’t tell anyone about this.,rachel,"what? no! it’s not a big deal! i do that too, with my shampoo bottle.",1 +chandler,you got it! here we go! come on! this is great! ahhh!,rachel,"hi, hi, im ross geller.",0 +ross,"no, i mean, look i don’t know if anything is going to happen with us, again. ever. but i don’t want to know that it-it never could. so i stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.",rachel,"wow. i, i don’t even know what to say. thank you.",1 +monica,you can not do this.,rachel,"do what, do what?",1 +tommy,"hot coffee!!! you idiot!! you were gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?!! what are you just some big, dumb, stupid, doofy idiot, with a doofy idiot hairdo, huh?! huh?!",rachel,"look, i understand if you came by to hit me, i deserve it.",0 +joey,"ooh, sorry. sorry. you finish, go.",rachel,"okay, shoot!",0 +joey,what the hell are you talking about??,rachel,"alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when youre playing the scene.",1 +joanna,what?! what would make you think that?,rachel,"no, i had sex in high school.",0 +phoebe,"hey you guys, hums while he pees just asked me out!",rachel,what are you guys doing?,0 +ben,that you and daddy were not on a break.,rachel,very good.,1 +ross,what?,rachel,ralph lauren called again and they offered me more money.,1 +ross,"let me see this... grand supreme little darling, new york division.",rachel,yeah. thats me!,1 +phoebe,"i cannot believe i cant find a selfless good deed! yknow that old guy that lives next to me? well, i snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. but he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. then i felt wonderful. that old jackass!",rachel,maybe joeys right. maybe all good deeds are selfish.,1 +phoebe,ja!,rachel,"ah, rachel i guess.",0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"come here. okay, be right back.",0 +monica,"so, i’ll get-get back to my friend.",rachel,"oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. listen, can we please have lunch the next time i’m in the city?",1 +paul,okay. i’ll be right back.,rachel,"oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?",0 +phoebe,oh!,rachel,does that smell bother you?,0 +phoebe,really?! i won!,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,gimmie!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,remembered what?,rachel,"uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. it doesn’t count.",0 +chandler,stick to your side!,rachel,"hey, come on now!",1 +richard,"woah, woah, no wait a minute now. cmon its your turn. oh cmon. ya know, i dont need the actual number, just a ballpark.",rachel,"oh honey, are you jealous of paolo? oh, cmon, im so much happier with you than i ever was with him.",1 +phoebe,"no, were late!",rachel,what are you doing here!,1 +ross,"so umm, where are the other guys?",rachel,"okay, okay. if that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much i want you there. then thats what ill do.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,that thing was a hazard! i’m very safety conscious.,0 +phoebe,what?,rachel,what do i smell? i smell smoke. huh�did you smoke?,0 +ross,"sure! oh, and joey’s got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.",rachel,"because it’s the highest. okay, rachel",0 +chandler,"oh, come on. you told me about the last dream.",rachel,you grow up.,0 +phoebe,"cause, you know, if you dont look good, we dont look good. i love that voice.",rachel,no way. ive been going to the guy for 12 years.,0 +monica,oh my god! well push it in! push it in!,rachel,i cannot push it in!,1 +ross,"yeah? oh-oh, she’d be so excited!",rachel,ohh! okay!,1 +chandler,"okay, that’s like the least fun game ever.",rachel,"well, i’m really sick of your smoking, so i brought something that is going to help you quit.",1 +chandler,it was an accident. not like i was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.,rachel,"hey ross! its you! i just want you to remember this feeling. you are lucky to be alive! so live everyday to the fullest. love yourself, okay? okay. oh, and also get stamps. bye!",0 +ross,"no, no, no, you cannot go to dinner with him.",rachel,"oh well, it’s not so bad.",0 +monica,sweetie! edges! fingers! smudgey! pictures!,rachel,dear god! this parachute is a knapsack!,0 +joey,"no, i’m picking you up for our date. these are for you. (hands her",rachel,oh hi ben—no!! don’t look at the machine!,0 +joey,good night!,rachel,"your liking it, huh?",0 +ross,hello!,rachel,but you havent even heard the chorus!,0 +ross,oh yeah? yeah? i wonder why? what could that smarmy letch possibly want?,rachel,"hi! i’m back. yeah, that sounds great. okay. well, we’ll do it then. okay, bye-bye.",0 +joey,i cant believe you said woowoo. i dont even say woowoo.,rachel,why would i tell him?,0 +monica,"but phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. i know i do.",rachel,i did.,0 +gavin,so hum...why did i have to hide?,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,now? is it okay if i go out with chip matthews?,rachel,terrible! i messed up every line! i shouldn’t even be an actor!,0 +monica,"i know honey, i’m sorry.",rachel,"oh, i wanna quit, but then i think i should stick it out, then i think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it’s remotely related to the field they’re interested in.",1 +ross,neither will i.,rachel,"alright, now i really have to go. okay. au revoir! oh, theyre gonna really hate me over there.",1 +phoebe,"see, i-i think that one that elton john wrote for, um, that guy on whos the boss.",rachel,for chandler!,0 +ross,you think?,rachel,"yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.",1 +ross,how are you?,rachel,"i’m fine, but that’s not important. what’s important is how was she?",1 +phoebe,"oh wait, one sec. one sec. hey you! behind the glass! who are you looking at! ive always wanted to say that when i was in one of these rooms, which was never!",rachel,show cat! quality show cat! show cat!,1 +monica,you just wanna each take one?,rachel,we’re just celebrating that joey got his health insurance back.,0 +phoebe,wh-wh-what are you doing?,rachel,do you know why?,0 +chandler,"what, what are you laughing at?",rachel,"you know, actually im a little surprised to myself. i mean, joey is so different from the guys i usually date. i mean, theyre all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...",0 +monica,toe the line. thread the needle. think outside the box!,rachel,"well, the old lady died. and how do i know? her dying wish was for one last kiss. but i don’t care, because you got the apartment. yes!",0 +the teacher,"how would you characterize the theme of this book, uh lets see here , rachel green?",rachel,"umm, well i would have to say that its a, its tragic love story.",1 +chandler,so what happened?,rachel,nevermind!,0 +monica,"nah, i got it.",rachel,i’ll do it again and again if you want.,0 +ross,we’ve got presents!,rachel,is this yours?,0 +ross,"rachel, i’ve seen you naked a million times. i ate hot fudge off you naked. remember, i-i sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?",rachel,"yeah, but that was different. y’know? i mean, we were, we were going out then, now i think it’s weird.",1 +ross,"well, then, i think, i think the guy is scum. i hate him. i mean i actually—i-i physically hate him. i always have. you are way too good to be with a guy like that.",rachel,really?,1 +joey,"hey! well i hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember?",rachel,can i sleep on your couch?,0 +joey,you guys kissed! oh my—this is huge!,rachel,thats what it sounded like.,0 +ross,noo!,rachel,"oh please, he didn’t hear it! he didn’t hear it!!",0 +phoebe,"yes, good! ok...",rachel,"oh, but he was my pig man...how did i not see this?",1 +ross,"rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"eh, i mean, i mena shes not unattractive but hot? i ....",rachel,thank you!,1 +ross,wow! that aspirin dance really works!,rachel,"hey, i may never have kids, and somebodys gotta carry on my family name.",0 +joey,"whoa, whoa. and the fact that you dumped him because he hit on phoebe?",rachel,"y’know uh, you didn’t really have to help me pack.",0 +joey,"actually, yknow it’s kinda cold, so how about i keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?",rachel,okay.,0 +ross,no!! no!! i wanna stay. i wanna talk about this.,rachel,"yeah, well, i guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....",0 +joey,what is it? hey!,rachel,hey!,0 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,"so, i guess this is it.",0 +chandler,yeah?,rachel,ah. slow swimmers?,0 +chandler,are we greeting each other this way now? cause i like that.,rachel,"nah ah! nah ah! no no no! no ad-libbing and dude, you cant touch the paintings.",0 +joey,"shhh! not so loud, we dont wanna wake up, uh...",rachel,how do you know shes gonna start talking?,0 +monica,you just wanna stay home so you can make a move on joey!,rachel,"oh, no, no! i heard you before, that is so not what this is!",1 +dr. miller,1…2! yknow what? youre young; you probably dont have glaucoma.,rachel,"great!! it was very, very nice to meet you sir--ow! hey! what are you doing?! are you crazy!",1 +monica,"ok, here you go. good luck.",rachel,"its like im lookin in a mirror. anyway, theyre called fishtachios. they taste exactly like pistachios, but theyre made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. here, try one. youre not allergic to anything, are you?",0 +ross,"nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap.",rachel,okay.,0 +ross,look i was going to tell you!,rachel,honey?,0 +joey,you are not at thanksgiving?,rachel,see what happens when you give people advice? i hope you told him not to?,0 +phoebe,another amazing find! wow! oh i bet this has a great story too!,rachel,"oh it does, it does! it is a room separating apparatus from colonial times.",1 +joey,how’d you get over that teacher?,rachel,no-no it’s not. what-what happened there ned?,0 +dr. miller,and ill fit you for a glass eye.,rachel,"okay, just give me the damn drops!",1 +monica,can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?,rachel,"uh, theres a drunk chinese guy.",0 +chandler,i-kea! this is comfortable.,rachel,"okay, okay. you have to help us decide whose joke this is.",0 +all,hey.,rachel,somebody got in late last night.,1 +ross,hi!,rachel,"rach come on, what?",0 +chandler,"well, its not.",rachel,okay.,0 +monica,"all right, hand me that other box of photos; thats the very last one.",rachel,okay.,1 +phoebe,"rachel, what the hell is this?!",rachel,what?,1 +chandler,thats a relatively open weave and i can still see your... nipular areas.,rachel,oh!!,1 +phoebe,"i miss janice though. hello, chandler bing.",rachel,"we have good news, look whose back!",0 +ross,is this about mark?,rachel,oh my god.,1 +ross,you had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.,rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,"forget it! okay, i’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!",rachel,uh.,0 +chandler,"oh, it doesn’t matter. hey, y’know what, i’ve got two tickets to tonight’s rangers game, you wanna come with me?",rachel,cute guys in little shorts? sure.,1 +mrs green,"this is so much fun, just the girls. you know what we should do? does anybody have any marijuana?",rachel,god!,1 +chandler,"more importantly, was i any good?",rachel,can i talk to you for a second?!,0 +joey,"alright, have a good time.",rachel,not gonna find any clothes in there!,1 +chandler,"okay, i accept that. when janice asked me and i said no, she took that to mean that i was calling her a cow.",rachel,"okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.",1 +joey,"does a good teacher say, put down the beer pinhead!?",rachel,"well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?",1 +monica,right there! that was so fake!,rachel,chandler!!,0 +chandler,i’m going to need a bigger boat.,rachel,"this isn’t mine. hey, this isn’t, this isn’t my stuff! ugh, ross! these are your boxes! where are my boxes?",0 +ross,"but we do! its gonna be ok, rach!",rachel,ow. i dont want him to wake up alone! i should go to the hospital!,1 +ross,is everything allright?,rachel,"wow, isnt it ironic that david would show up on the same day that you and mike exchange keys?",0 +bonnie,"hey, what happened to you?",rachel,"oh, ah nothin’. i just felt like hangin’ out here and reading.",1 +monica,are you sure you wanna do this?,rachel,"well, hello, mr. rachel!",1 +phoebe,"uh, wow! isnt it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?",rachel,know what was great? the way his smile was kinda crooked.,0 +ross,"yeah, i mean, all things that guy... these are amazing!",rachel,sandy made madeleines.,1 +ross,"oh, she isn’t home.",rachel,"so it would just be, me alone?",1 +ross,you called animal control?,rachel,somebody called about a monkey?,0 +ross,guess whose middle name is muriel.,rachel,chandler m. bing?,1 +amy,"oh, i know, i know. ive just been crazed.",rachel,oh well yeah me too. um.. i had a baby.,1 +ross,"ohh! (he goes into another room to get his projector and notes. while he’s gone, jill quickly checks her makeup.",rachel,hey! have you guys seen jill? i can’t find her anywhere.,1 +phoebe,but-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.,rachel,trying to date this woman.,0 +monica,did it ever occur to you that i might just be that stupid?,rachel,"i know, i probably shouldnt even tell you this, but im pretty much totally intimidated by you.",0 +phoebe,"hi, sorry im late, i couldnt find my bearings.",rachel,"out of my league. i could get a brian. if i wanted to get a brian, i could get a brian. hey, brian.",0 +ross,"first of all, im not losing...",rachel,"im telling you this thing wont print. yes, i pressed that button like 100 times. you know, for a hot line you are not so hot. what? what is that in the background? are you watching star trek?",0 +ross,"umm, uh, i was just telling the guys…",rachel,"so, what’s up?",0 +tag,me too.,rachel,my god what a fantastically well lit hallway!,0 +phoebe,"wow, look at these prices.",rachel,"yeah, maybe, yeah. you know, and, and ill knock on the door and, and hell hug me and ill have a dad. ya know and ill, ill go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me cause, you know, im franks daughter.",0 +ross,stay away!,rachel,"take it like a man, ross!",1 +joey,"no! no. umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—",rachel,i knew it! i knew it. come on tell me your moves.,1 +chandler,"hey, yknow what you should do? you should take her back to the 1890s, when that phrase was last used.",rachel,"now, now the one in the feather boa, thats dr. francis. now, she used to be a man. okay, now look, see, theres raven. we hate her. were glad shes dying. okay- wh- wh- marcel, are you playing with monicas shoes? you know youre not supposed to pl- whoah. marcel, did you poo in the shoe? marcel, bad monkey! oh! oh! sorry, barry. little engagement gift. im sure you didnt register for that. who died? who died? roll him over! oh, cmon, roll him over! oh...! well, we know it wasnt dexter, right marcel? because- marcel? marc-",1 +joey,hey guys!,rachel,joey! come here! come here!,1 +monica,what?,rachel,"oh, i’m sorry. but i really like this guy. and i think he really happens to like me.",0 +ross,"whoa-oh, okay! yeah, why am i telling you that?",rachel,i don’t know.,1 +monica,i know!,rachel,i dont know...,0 +tag,"look rachel, i know what you’re going through. i’m totally freaked about turning 25.",rachel,"okay quick, help me get this off!",0 +phoebe,"well, what period is it from?",rachel,"....and 12, 22, 18, four... what?",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"see, you think its just a pen, but then you turn it over and its also a clock.",0 +chandler,"eh, somebody’s in a good mood!",rachel,"don’t worry, i’m brave! i am brave! i…i am brave! no-no-no-no!! can you tell me who is there please?",0 +ross,umm-hmm.,rachel,i missed you too.,0 +jill,"he’s the kind of guy you’re friends with, y’know? but he’s not the kind of guy you date. he’s the kind of guy you’d date because you did. me, not so much.",rachel,oh my god! let me see.,0 +monica,"hello, this is monica... yeah??? oh... okay, yes, well be right, well be right down. thank you.",rachel,"in a foreign, romantic country…",0 +janice,"can i just say, i really admire what you’re doing. just raising her all alone.",rachel,"oh, i’m not doing it alone. i have ross.",1 +phoebe,"uh-huh, great story! im going!",rachel,"well, hats off to the chef.",0 +tag,what?,rachel,oh i don’t-i don’t know.,1 +monica,he probably wants you back because youre right for the job.,rachel,"maybe. i-i dont know—oh god, how could i be so stupid?!",1 +phoebe,oh and they’re gonna have a baby.,rachel,no-no-no! we gotta go! come on! here we go.,0 +frank,"yeah, i love you. okay, bye! hi!",rachel,hi.,0 +monica,what’s hard to believe?,rachel,was it really that bad?,0 +ross,"well, he had gravity boots.",rachel,"joey, wait! the ball!",0 +phoebe,oh. why not?,rachel,‘cause i know he’s gonna flip out and i hate it when he’s angry.,1 +phoebe,"after he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.",rachel,because i think about shaving it all off again sometime.,0 +ross,"no, you dont.",rachel,"well, i think brians a little out of your league.",0 +kim,my late husband gave me that lighter. im not kidding.,rachel,okay then!,1 +mr. waltham,"rachel, you needed to speak to me?",rachel,she’s trying to intrigue us to hang out with her.,0 +ross,yeah! i-i teach it in my class.,rachel,"oh my god! i’m standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and i’m bored.",1 +ross,"yeah, ooh yeah, i think there is one from batch 17 left, uh… it’s batch 16! 16 people! get out of the way!",rachel,"okay joey honey, you’re doing really good! all right, now i’m just gonna need you to step to the port side. remember? remember how we talked about the port side?",1 +dr. mitchell,rachel.,rachel,no time for that!,0 +monica,"i don’t know, i’ve never had to use the other one. i’m just saying y’know, if we’re having sex, he’s not gonna be talking.",rachel,"oh that’s right. you’re the talker. anyway uh, great idea! umm, i gotta go to the store; i told him that i would buy him some more tissues.",1 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"yeah. she’s putting her down now, that’s her.",0 +joshua,"yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re-we’re clicking.",rachel,"yeah-yeah, y’know if-if there was just like one little area where i—that i think we need—we would need to work on; i-i would think it was we’re just not crazy enough!",1 +ross,"there’s nothing the matter with me. see, i’m not completely devoid of sentiment, see i have feelings.",rachel,"okay, fine.",1 +tag,yeah. did you tell someone that i was gay?,rachel,what?,0 +chandler,theres this thing i really want us to do. i read about it in maxim...,rachel,you can see where hed have trouble.,0 +joey,your chair?!,rachel,"hmm -you know, actually thisll work out well. cause when you have to move back in with joey, joeys hot new roommate can come and live with me.",0 +ross,it’s not something you are! it’s something you have!,rachel,say it!,1 +ross,"not that big a deal? its amazing. ok, you just reach in there, theres one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. all right, as far as im concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. am i right?",rachel,hey! oh!,0 +phoebe,and…,rachel,phoebe’s…,1 +phoebe,"now, what is this?",rachel,"ah, what is this? well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now were talking to our friends about it, so i guess this is sixth grade!",1 +ross,i thought that was just a rumour.,rachel,"yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.",0 +kim,nancy and i were talking about the fall collection.,rachel,oh great!,1 +ross,oh my god!,rachel,"ross is smart and funny, dyou ever think that about him?",0 +chandler,i don’t want to say.,rachel,well you have to because maybe it’s stupid.,1 +phoebe,okay then.,rachel,"im sor... just go. just go. i cant, i cant.",0 +chandler,because its too delicious.,rachel,"chandler, you stole this cheesecake. that is wrong.",1 +phoebe,it is.,rachel,for you.,1 +ben,but you’re not anymore!,rachel,well we... we kinda broke up.,0 +phoebe,"ohh! okay! okay, cause when-when he said, i can’t wait to hear your first words, i thought, there’s a trick.",rachel,"ya know what, i think im gonna go to my room and read cosmo, maybe theres something helpful in there. know what, at least maybe i can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover cristmas candles.",0 +chandler,"he said...he said, he said that theyre having a great time. im sorry. but, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! without any outside help whatsoever.",rachel,"yeah, i know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? like her voice, her laugh, her personality—well, they’re all back! y’know? and she’s picked up like nine new ones!",0 +phoebe,are you all right?,rachel,"hey uh, is it okay to come in?",0 +chandler,"no, because you’re not a grandmother!",rachel,"no i know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and i don’t have any of those things. that’s why it’s so funny.",1 +elizabeth,yeah! yep.,rachel,"well, why do y’know go in that room and do your homework?",1 +luisa,somebody called about a monkey?,rachel,"be that as it may, dyou think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? yknow, just for old times sake? go bobcats?",0 +ross,"umm, he said he thought i was funny. so… okay, look-look umm, lets just go downstairs, well have some fun, and you will forget all about it.",rachel,"ross, no! there is no way i am leaving this room looking like this!",1 +joey,"why? why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? just for us?",rachel,that is.,0 +ross,baby got back,rachel,thank you.,0 +joey,hey guys!,rachel,"hey, that pregnant girls name was erica.",0 +ross,"oh, theyll like me. once they come to my awesome par-tay! okay, i gotta run. i gotta go get some nametags.",rachel,"yeah, im cool. casual.",0 +the doctor,"this isnt your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.",rachel,"oh no, i know! i know! its the one where joey got monicas turkey stuck on his head!",0 +amy,"thank you. ive got to admit, emma does look cute.",rachel,"oh well, okay, hey, y’know how when you’re umm, you’re walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, oh, that’s nice?",0 +chandler,something else i might have said?,rachel,with extra pulp?,0 +monica,"just uh, do the right thing.",rachel,i know! i found it on the street.,0 +joey,"ohh, i know one thing!",rachel,what?,1 +ross,"hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.",rachel,"oh, yeah go ahead.",1 +dr. franzblau,"ok, all right, well arent there times when you come home at the end of the day, and youre just like, if i see one more cup of coffee...",rachel,"yeah, ok.",0 +barry,"you know, you were right? i mean, i thought we were happy. we werent happy. but with mindy, now im happy. spit.",rachel,carols pregnant.,0 +phoebe,which proves that i never lie.,rachel,i guess you dont.,1 +phoebe,"good. y’know—no-no, okay, it’s-it feels like everything’s been about me lately, so what’s happening with you?",rachel,hormones.,0 +ross,"i’m just trying to help you, move on.",rachel,"oh, you are a petty man. you are a petty, petty....",1 +tag,"no, not my touchie.",rachel,"well, it gets worse. when asked if you take initiative i wrote, yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision, and under problems with performance i wrote, dear god, i hope not, and then uh, then i drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.",1 +joey and ross,yeah!,rachel,how cute was that?,0 +ross,i mean we don’t want to go down that road do we?,rachel,"no! no, of course not. no. that’s why i brought it up. they didn’t have any sodas?",1 +mr. zelner,i’ve asked lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.,rachel,oh god.,1 +ross,"uh, well, dont worry, ill use the gentle cycle. ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.",rachel,this is nice. we never do anything just the two of us.,0 +phoebe,"oh, come on will! just take off your shirt and tell us!",rachel,ross!,1 +mr. heckles,you owe me a waffle.,rachel,"no, which one? the right or left? cause the left one is lucky...",0 +ross,"yknow what i didn’t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. well, guess what? you’re not my girlfriend anymore so...",rachel,"oh i see, so this suit is making a point.",1 +phoebe,yeah. that’s fine. that’s fair. is it tag?,rachel,"okay, one more time.",0 +phoebe,oh? and how will you know what time to come over?,rachel,you just said it!,1 +chandler,"yep, i’m in a tree.",rachel,good. what made you change your mind?,0 +joey,but.,rachel,joey.,1 +monica,i’m not gonna go out with him.,rachel,"pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.",0 +monica,y’know maybe a little bit!,rachel,probably just the first half.,1 +ross,"okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. he is too sensitive.",rachel,what...? too sensitive to take care of our baby?,1 +ross,i... i dont know..,rachel,"ok, you can not do this to me.",0 +joey,"it’s uh, right through there.",rachel,"well, you used to like playing the guitar.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"i’m sorry, is this the same rachel who’s name you said at the altar in the second marriage?",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?",1 +ross,marcel?,rachel,marcel?,1 +ross,"okay, you don’t have to stop, i’m invisible, i’m not here.",rachel,"i was going too. umm, i brought some wine. would you like some?",0 +phoebe,"oh, i love you guys too, but mike got off work early. wait. wait, i�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. you know what? i am. bye guys! judy! bye.",rachel,"oh thank god, if phoebe�s going, can we please take emma home?",1 +mark,rachel?,rachel,yeah. hi mark!,1 +ross,"hi... there she is. hi emma. oh my god, i missed you. oh emma, i missed you so much. hey... did you have a good time with grandma green? huh? did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle?",rachel,"the question should be rach, what is not so great about the",0 +monica,"you know, i would give her up, for you.",rachel,i did!,0 +phoebe,"umm, he’s here to have sex with you.",rachel,what?,1 +dr. franzblau,"i try not to let my work affect my personal life, but its hard, when you... do what i do. its like uh...well, for instance, what do you do?",rachel,im a waitress.,1 +phoebe,i want to keep one.,rachel,"ohh, im gonna be on the news!",1 +phoebe,am i crazy or does this totally go?!,rachel,oh my god! you look so beautiful!,1 +monica,you painting his toenails?,rachel,oh.,0 +ross,it took two people to break up this relationship!!,rachel,"no, no, no, no, no... its not... its not... its not as bad as it looks... really. i was just saying goodbye to an old friend.",0 +joey,"yes! yes!! and every time you look at it, i want you to remember that you are a good person. okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. and that’s what this ring stands for.",rachel,but i thought that ring stood for caprice’s undying love for her brother.,1 +joey,"seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing.",rachel,oh gunther! you brought candy! thank you so much for picking this up! you are so sweet.,1 +monica,"really, rachel, i was thinking of you the whole time. look, im sorry, all right. i never meant for you to find out!",rachel,"these new kids, they never last. sooner or later, they all...stop lastin. listen, uh, what do you say i buy you that cup of coffee now?",0 +monica,brides magazines?,rachel,okay.,0 +ben,gotcha!!,rachel,"no, no, to test his neck strength.",0 +phoebe,i’m talking about massages.,rachel,"that is a great idea! and! i know ugly naked guy because weve been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! oh, lets see now he had the trampoline.",0 +mark,"do you have the, the ralph lauren file?",rachel,"oh, yeah, sure, its umm...",1 +joey,im listening.,rachel,see?,1 +tom,"im gonna go talk to uh, a friend.",rachel,"yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. you tell him, nice try.",1 +joey,you practice losing the grammies too?,rachel,"oh no, at the grammies i always win.",1 +ross,"no, hey, well, i-i completely understand. you were, you were stressed.",rachel,"breathe, breathe, breathe... good.",0 +ross,nope.,rachel,"uh, huh. or maybe to a galaxy far, far away.",0 +monica,"yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.",rachel,bye.,0 +monica,"okay, well start with the building. you guys take the first and second floor, phoebe and ill take third and fourth.",rachel,"well, whatm i gonna do? whatm i gonna do?",1 +all,oh!,rachel,im ok.,0 +ross,"oh, thats ok. im sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.",rachel,absolutely.,1 +monica,you can’t marry him!,rachel,i can’t believe you told her i was going to propose!,0 +monica,take it.,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,well when can we have this shower?,rachel,she has got so much going on we-we have only two options. we have friday…,1 +ross,oh. oh-oh.,rachel,no?,0 +phoebe,well when can we have this shower?,rachel,"okay, well, this is crazy. cant seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we? frank jr.: no, of course were not.",0 +ross,good luck.,rachel,i know.,0 +monica,oh my god! rachel!! you look terrific!,rachel,"hey man, look sorry about that archie thing. do uh, do you need me to give you some money?",0 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"umm, our situation. y’know umm, what we mean to each other. and i mean we-we’re having this baby together, and we live together. isn’t that, isn’t that weird?",1 +tag,"its weird. i always used to assume, that i would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. but lately its like what if its not. do you ever have that feeling?",rachel,its too cold.,0 +phoebe,"my mom’s gonna be here any minute. i can’t do this, i can’t give him up. yes—no, i can. i don’t want to. but i can. no.",rachel,"that’s better, now just bend your arms a little more. there you go. okay, look straight ahead. now this time i want you to really put your ass into it.",0 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,…when i look back over our time together…,0 +ross,"uh, before we do uh, are any of joey’s special romance magazines in there?",rachel,no. no.,1 +monica,youre not gonna be phased out!,rachel,"well, of course i am! its not gonna happen to ross! hes your brother. hes your old college roommate. ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. i just always assumed phoebe would be the one to go.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"you guys this cat is nothing like my grandmothers cat. i mean, its not sweet, its not cute, i even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. and i swear, i know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me i know its saying, rachel!",1 +chandler,"hey listen, come on, joey is having a problem! a little girl is beating him up.",rachel,"…so then president steve told everyone that i was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! a little kid spit on my knee! yknow what im gonna do? im gonna throw a party. thats right. for everyone in the building, and im gonna sit them down and explain to them, i am not a bad guy. i am not a cheap guy! im just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. a man with principles.",0 +monica,"come on, shell be here any minute.",rachel,i hope its okay.,1 +phoebe,the coins have finally forgiven me!,rachel,excuse me?,0 +phoebe and rachel,ohhh!!!,rachel,hi!! hi!,1 +ross,"all right, i’ll do it.",rachel,"oh thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you! emily?",1 +ross,"that money is mine, green!",rachel,"youre fly is open, geller!",1 +monica,"wait. rachel, no, he’s married. married! if you don’t realize that, i can’t help you.",rachel,it must take you forever to find your keys.,0 +phoebe,good! oh yay! lets get down to business! emma needs some makeup!,rachel,"man, thats some bad advice!",0 +ross,"look sweetie, i could be the bigger man, i could be the biggest man, i could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that i could pick your father up and say ‘like me! like me tiny doctor!’",rachel,not at these prices.,0 +girl,lelani mayolanofavich.,rachel,"ross, dont let her drink anymore!",0 +ross,no.,rachel,you!,1 +joey,"no! no, i’m the minister! all right, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, i’ll marry them right now.",rachel,"ugh! joey, i have to go.",1 +ross,this is rachel.,rachel,that is so you!,0 +ross,what?! give-give me a brush.,rachel,hey guys!,0 +monica,"yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.",rachel,"yeah, we could. oh hey look! there’s some kappa kappa deltas! i was a kappa. hey sisters! wow, we really are bitches.",1 +monica,"you know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.",rachel,hi.,0 +joey,"oh, it was a lot of fun right up until chandler got a finger in the eye!",rachel,"oh, no! who did that?",1 +phoebe,oh. why not?,rachel,hey! how’s it going?,0 +monica,yes! maybe it’s a false positive. are you sure you peed on the stick right?,rachel,"well, im starting to make good money on the show and im thinking... i should probably do something with it.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"i mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?",1 +phoebe,"yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt mary, and then there was umm, john, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend ‘albino bob’.",rachel,and all these people actually died?,1 +amy,"ew. ",rachel,that is nice and we’re done. tada!,0 +ross,"no, a car backfired, but i thought somebody was taking a shot at me. and rach, i…i survived! and i was filled with this-this great respect for life. yknow? i-i want to experience every moment. i want to seize every opportunity. i-i am seeing everything so-so clearly now.",rachel,because a car backfired?,1 +joshua,"yeah, but it wasn’t much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. so i need everything down to underwear, so if you’re willing, i’m all yours.",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,what?,rachel,"um, thats ok! ok. all right. now we need the semen of a righteous man.",0 +joey,"look, if i’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe i don’t want to be with that woman! or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!",rachel,"joey, are you sure?",1 +chandler,skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.,rachel,hi pheebs.,1 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"vogue! hey, so tell me about this jane eyre woman.",1 +danny,"rachel, this is my friend tom. this is the girl i told you about.",rachel,"ooh, i love that place! so, no.",0 +ross,"well, i called over there and it turns out ugly naked guy is subletting it himself and hes already had like a hundred applicants.",rachel,oh.,1 +chandler,"because you broke a chair and you broke a chair! the only one around here that hasn’t broke a chair, is me!",rachel,no-no-no! this chair’s not going anywhere.,1 +ross,look i-i realize if anything were to happen with me and jill then nothing could ever happen with us!,rachel,you sick bastards!,0 +ross,"i’m-i’m not kidding. look i-i, i can’t have three failed marriages. i can’t. okay? i-i am not gonna be that guy!",rachel,what-wh-what so we’ll just stay married forever?!,1 +ross,no! no! oh my god. did she get off the plane? did she get off the plane?,rachel,"what, we-uh- we dont have shoes here, or...?",0 +joey,you won’t boss me around anymore?,rachel,"oh, it’s great! it’s a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.",0 +ross,oh so-so you werent trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?,rachel,"oh god, you saw me?! oh!",1 +ross,"yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",rachel,so what do you say? can i be your girlfriend again?,1 +joey,"ohh, i know one thing!",rachel,"oh, yeah, during the summer, i spend most weekends at my sister’s beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. although, i should probably tell you, she’s a porn star.",0 +ross,correct. chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?,rachel,14?,1 +ross,shake it!,rachel,blah?!,0 +monica,hide the lamp.,rachel,"hey, theres me! april 17th. excessive noise. italian guy comes homes with a date. hey chandler, look, youre in here too.",0 +phoebe,"no, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.",rachel,so we are going on two?,0 +joey,"oh yeah, dude, i totally understand. usually after i have a baby with a woman i like to slow things down!",rachel,hum...so...hum...oh hey i noticed you were reading the,0 +ross,ill have whatever christine is having.,rachel,"daddy, i just... i cant marry him! im sorry. i just dont love him. well, it matters to me!",1 +mindy,oh thats so great!,rachel,was that all you wanted to ask me?,1 +joey,"alright look, thats it. i dont think we should see each other anymore, alright. look, i know i should have told you this a long time ago but i am not drake remore, ok. im not even a doctor, im an actor. i just pretend to be a doctor.",rachel,"yes, yes it is true. and i know this because, because he pretended to be drake to,",1 +monica,"no, im-im serious!",rachel,well-well thats cause i went down there and they were all smoking. this is actually the smell of success.,1 +monica,damn! its empty!,rachel,"wow, yknow if joey and chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune!",1 +joey,"oh okay, how about this one. i was gonna wait until the end of the night",rachel,"oh my god! wow! that was fantastic, i almost leaned",1 +chandler,the man’s got a point.,rachel,"hey, so can you make it on friday?",0 +joey,"oh, i’m sorry. thank you chandler.",rachel,"no, i’ll do it. you just stick to your job.",0 +amy,im sorry.,rachel,me too!,0 +ross,no-o-o! no way!,rachel,"ohh, i think she knows where my dad is.",0 +joey,"yeah, but sandwich time is right now.",rachel,"joey, yknow you get any mustard on that bag, you cant return it.",1 +phoebe,make sure you check chandlers jewelry box.,rachel,relax! its phoebe! not you!,0 +ross,"so, i’ll umm...",rachel,"oh, i’m sorry i spoiled you’re evening.",1 +joshua,this is so nice. thank you for doing this.,rachel,hi!,0 +monica,"so i wouldnt need any, right? cause i have a straight.",rachel,"oh, good for you!",1 +phoebe,"i may play the fool at times, but i’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit. i believe this belongs to the father of your baby.",rachel,"well, she’s not going to find them lying in the grass like that.",0 +phoebe,oh my god! chandler just left though!,rachel,"is uh, is monica here?",0 +phoebe,so how are things going with paul?,rachel,"good. although y’know, he-he’s a private guy. y’know, i wish i could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.",1 +dr. long,"so, eight days late huh?",rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,"its just that, i, im gonna miss joseph. i liked him. his wife, she was hot.",rachel,and theres a peach cobbler warming in the oven so the plates gonna be hot but that shouldnt be a problem for you.,1 +all,"cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut...",rachel,"well, its like that. with feelings.",0 +monica,you sold me out.,rachel,whos up for puppets?,0 +joey,half hour.,rachel,i dont know. maybe its because it smells a little weird. its like old pumpkins or something.,0 +ross,"well good, okay. i-i, kind of think y’know if we…if… you’re wearing the ring.",rachel,by drowning or...?!,0 +ross,that’s a little clearer.,rachel,"hmm, bummer.",0 +ross,no.,rachel,"nothing, im excited about our date, mike this is ross geller this is mike haaaaa",0 +joey,what else?,rachel,"okay. man, i have not made this many cookies since i was in the ninth grade.",0 +ross,"hey, i can handle it! all right?",rachel,"ill see you later, sweetie. bye joey.",0 +joey,why would he turn off the tv?,rachel,"all right, y’know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat?",1 +bonnie,yeah!,rachel,i mean you definitely should do that.,1 +joey,"but, but..",rachel,ooohh... hey! wanna stick around and ill whip you up some dinner?,0 +joey,"i dont know. were talking about whipped fish, monica. im just happy im keeping it down, yknow?",rachel,"smoked a joint? you know, lit a bone? weed? hemp? ganja?",0 +joey,"uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff i didn’t know there.",rachel,"joey, come on! we just went over this!",1 +tim,thank you.,rachel,why not?,0 +ross,no i left the diapers at the hospital! there’s some in the bag but i’ll run out and get some more.,rachel,wow!,0 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at flimby’s.",rachel,but r-r-rachel-rachel?!,0 +ross,green. to the green.,rachel,santa? really?,0 +chandler,"yeah well, i’m gonna go spit.",rachel,"oh, i have to pee. if i don’t come out in five minutes it’s because i’ve choked to death on the potpourri stink.",1 +joey,"uh, moist, yeah.",rachel,lets dry em again.,1 +chandler,y’know what? i am going to take you out to dinner tonight. i found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . no? really? they taste so good.,rachel,no they’re not! they’re ugly and stupid and delicious!,0 +phoebe,can you believe this? we were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!,rachel,"look, i’m sorry, but you guys are wrong. i just don’t want to be divorced three times.",0 +ross,four.,rachel,five.,1 +phoebe,"ooh, is it someone in this building? is it that tall guy from the first floor?",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,yes! i do! all the time! i love them! oh my god! i did it! it’s me! it’s me! i burned down the house! i burned down the house!,rachel,you couldn’t do it?!,0 +joey,huh?,rachel,just sit over there!!,1 +phoebe,"well, maybe it won’t work out. maybe ross won’t like her personality.",rachel,um-hmm. oh wait! this is bonnie.,0 +phoebe,"hey rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?",rachel,sure!,1 +ross,like i said i was thinking of taking emma to the museum of knives and fire!,rachel,"sure, i so glad we did this. it feels so good!",0 +monica,"what, that little thing at the prom?",rachel,totally!,0 +phoebe,i love you too. please dont... dont turn into... you know... french bitch!,rachel,"all right. well, if i gonna do this, id better keep going.",1 +monica,"rach, he’s a friend of ours.",rachel,"rach, he’s a friend of ours.",0 +ross,"hey, honey.",rachel,"oh, hi.",1 +joey,"thats good, just keep rubbing your head. thatll turn back time.",rachel,"i mean, this is unbelievable.",1 +ross,"look i-i don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can i just say not all men are like that.",rachel,oh.,1 +amy,do you want to know why you dont want me to have the baby?,rachel,why do they keep doing that?,0 +phoebe,"no, i mean, i mean, when youre at the fifteenth date, yknow, youre already in a very relationshippy place. yknow, its... youre committed.",rachel,huh?,1 +ross,"hey, youre not naked! so hey, rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?",rachel,you dont wanna win the lottery?,0 +monica,oh good! cause where else would we get any?,rachel,oh. right. ...oh great.,1 +phoebe,"yknow, its even worse when youre twins.",rachel,he’s with emily at a bed and breakfast in vermont!,0 +ross,they published my paper.,rachel,here you go honey!,0 +ross,okay! okay! ooh-hey-hey-hey! okay! okay! okay! i’ll-i’ll tell her tonight i can’t see her anymore.,rachel,hi!,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,what?,0 +ross,huh.,rachel,"joey, take your time with that. thats my last batch.",0 +ross,but now! i’m there! i’m totally there! i’m-i’m finally where you are!,rachel,"i invested in this night-club and it’s opening tonight, would you like to come?",0 +joey,what? i…i just figured since you’re pregnant you’re not gonna be seeing people.,rachel,"im, im okay. see.",0 +phoebe,"oh, how cute!",rachel,"hey, did you get the turkey basted—oh my god! oh my god! who is that?",0 +phoebe,"yeah, this has happened before.",rachel,rach? what are you doing?,0 +ben,can i do it to you?,rachel,"what, is he your pet rat?",0 +phoebe,"i don’t know, it would totally depend on her coloring and… you got the job!!",rachel,yes!!!,1 +monica,alright . i think its a big mistake but its your decision.,rachel,wow. they must put a lot of makeup on you.,0 +monica,"nah, i got it.",rachel,"ooh, i just feel bad, i never vacuum.",1 +ross,"okay here, have one of these peppers. oh ha… oh god! so…so hot! oh my— by the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.",rachel,stop it.,0 +phoebe,"alright, no, we could look at them!",rachel,"because, honey, i mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that.",0 +monica,hey!!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"well, i’m-i’m just glad i could, y’know, help you out.",0 +mark,"rach, are you okay?",rachel,"yeah, i’m fine.",1 +phoebe,promise?,rachel,people who’ve never ever been to paris.,0 +joey,yowsa!,rachel,"okay sweetie, you can do it. just open up and put it in your mouth.",1 +phoebe,"i have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, ill catch up.",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"okay, there was some staring and pointing.",rachel,"okay, i need a, i need a drink!",1 +monica,why dont you go see dr. gettleman?,rachel,"my name in mike, and i do play piano.",0 +monica,take it.,rachel,age?,0 +phoebe,"yknow what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.",rachel,well thats pathetic!,0 +joey,"rach, i gotta say...if you werent here wondering if these guys were gay i dont know if i could do this!",rachel,"no, no, no, you cant take the remote control!",0 +ross,"okay, i didnt know you would say that.",rachel,phoebe moved out.,0 +ross,uhhhhhh…that-that may be weird.,rachel,"yeah, it would be really weird.",1 +jill,it’s yours!,rachel,phoebe!,0 +phoebe,whe-where did he put it?!,rachel,"ross, you had sex with another woman!",1 +melissa,"oh no, that’s-that’s an old card. umm, i wanted to get out of that and-and do something where i can really help people and-and make a difference.",rachel,wow! what do you do now?,1 +joey,uh!,rachel,"ok sexy, sexy, very sexy, sexy. alright! lets do it!",1 +ross,"no-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island.",rachel,"yknow if what i do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? huh? was it so i just wouldn’t go with mark?",1 +joey,"i’d say, come again. no-no, wait i-i-i know this one, i know this one, uh…",rachel,thank you.,0 +carol,thanks.,rachel,"and if you need anything else, i——do not believe weve met. hi. im, uh, rachel green. im carols... ex-husbands... sisters roommate.",1 +ross,"okay, it’s not, it’s not.",rachel,"oh my god. i cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.",1 +ross,yeah!,rachel,were having a party.,1 +monica,"all right, come here!",rachel,what are you? monica!! stop it!! oh my god! stop it!,1 +ross,well... whaa... aaah... aaahhh...,rachel,ross!,1 +ross,"wait-wait. i, i got it. i was there.",rachel,"well, i mean, do you think you can ever have both? yknow? someone whos like, whos like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?",1 +phoebe,i love jacques cousteau!,rachel,who are you?,0 +ross,rach! rach!,rachel,"sure, it looks stupid now, theres no music playing.",0 +gavin,"well, while you were on your baby vacation i was doing your job.",rachel,a vacation? my idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.,1 +mindy,thats not all.,rachel,oh sure it is!,1 +monica,"no, i haven’t.",rachel,"well, is ross home? maybe i’ll just call him to see if he’s actually seen her.",1 +paul,"honey, we don’t have any bears here.",rachel,"so, i got the results of the amnio today.",0 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,"nope, you lost me.",0 +joey,"all right, so we should go catch our movie.",rachel,oh. oh.,0 +ross,"yknow, it-it doesnt matter. the important thing is that youre here. youre my friend, and youre here. oh!",rachel,"okay, just a little scared. whats going on ross?",1 +ross,"actually, billy tratt is gay now. so-so that one’s not really our fault.",rachel,"monica, how come you never told me this?!",1 +monica,"so rach! you’re the first guest at hotel monica! umm, you’ll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. and i thought i would bring them to you, y’know, in bed. oh, you have been through so much.",rachel,i have.,1 +ross,do you wanna start telling secrets?,rachel,no!,1 +chandler,"oh, its just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. hes great with kids though.",rachel,"oh, oh ross, oh my god, are you okay?",1 +chandler,how did the job stuff go?,rachel,"it feels like we’re cheating on our house. and if we’re gonna cheat, shouldn’t it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won’t do?",0 +joey,someone like an…angel?,rachel,"that’s right joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair.",1 +ross,everyone? i would like to make a toast to rachel and joey.,rachel,i think.... i think i can see your scalp.,0 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,"well, y’know what? i go see my doctor tomorrow, i’ll ask her",1 +chandler,hey! how’d it go?,rachel,"oh, if i only want two kids, can i keep him for another year?",1 +chandler,"oh, y’know-y’know what, i was looking at it upside down.",rachel,"well, y’know, sometimes that helps.",1 +monica,wow! it’s like rachel in high school.,rachel,what?!!,1 +monica,well do you love him?,rachel,sure.,1 +monica,i think she’s here.,rachel,did the tv wake you?,0 +mr. geller,your make-up kit? i’d feel better.,rachel,i am so psyched i kept this chair for myself!,1 +phoebe,"y’know? ooh, you can almost smell the opium.",rachel,"why, do i have a feeling that’s not as happy as it sounds? no! nooooo!!!",0 +ross,"she was blonde? just a sec.! okay, okay. this ones name is sandy. shes got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.",rachel,okay...,1 +ross,well why not?! she’ll-she’ll love it! it’s the real thing! i got it at pottery barn.,rachel,i know you did! i bought the same one! and if she sees your table she’s gonna know that i lied to her. i told her ours was an original.,1 +monica,"gee, i don’t know rach. order up!! i got a yentel soup, a james beans, and a howdy hold the dowdy!",rachel,there’s a lost and found? my shoe!,0 +ross,"ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.",rachel,"i dont know, richards really nice and everything, uh,",0 +joey,i just have one question!,rachel,"so, you wore your nightie to dinner?",0 +ross,"rach, what uh, what are you doing here?",rachel,"hey! yknow what? you are in our apartment all the time! okay? this is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!",1 +ross,"hey ross, its you! oh yeah, no thats-thats an old message, nobody needs to hear that.",rachel,"okay, ive broken them down into categories. okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, yknow… and then what ive done is ive cross-referenced them by subject. right? so if youre looking up, oh lets say birthdays and dogs, you get photo 152. see?",0 +pete,hi.,rachel,"no the man’s right, that’s what i had with rachel.",0 +monica,you had no right to go out with him.,rachel,that is the most ridiculous...,1 +monica,i’m really not deciding!,rachel,fine!,1 +chandler,i can’t seem to say goodbye.,rachel,"are you serious?! chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?",1 +luisa,nope.,rachel,"alright. well then how about i call your supervisor, and i tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?",1 +monica,"look, theres chandler. you knew, that stupid friend of ross. said im fat. you know ive already lost 4 pounds!",rachel,"yeah. i am sorry hes not here too, but i got to say, i am really enjoying nacho chair.",0 +ross,im an eight!,rachel,thanks for dinner.,1 +phoebe,"oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.",rachel,"well i can promise you, at least one person will be crying. i’m an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue.",0 +phoebe,"wait! maybe, maybe you’re overreacting! you do that y’know.",rachel,"i know! hey, how’s chandler doin’?",0 +joey,"oh, hey listen! the soapie’s called today and i also get to present an award.",rachel,ohh that’s great!,1 +kim,oh thats great! you are the best!,rachel,"excuse me, can i, can i bum one of those? yknow what, actually… okay, okay, okay, whats so funny over here?",1 +chandler,"monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. being with her has been like being on a vacation. and what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and——generosity of spirit.",rachel,"wow, you know what? that is the best fake speech i think i’ve ever heard.",1 +monica,nooooooooo!!!!!,rachel,"no, it’s not just ‘cause i’m jealous. i mean i’m not, i’m not, i’m not jealous, okay? it’s… look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.",0 +tag,sure.,rachel,sure who are you?,0 +joey,sure! as long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! and i want you to have it.,rachel,no! no-no-no…,1 +phoebe,youre there!,rachel,"you can come over and watch the super bowl. every year, all right?",0 +ross,"oh yeah, nobody knows. and were not supposed to ask.",rachel,"well, whaddya think?",1 +joey,ill treat you real nice.,rachel,"yeah, well, yknow umm… no honey, listen i think its a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but i think the way you do it is yknow you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. dont hit on your existing friends!",1 +ross,"you know, i gotta go find him. hes gotta be here someplace.",rachel,you would think!,1 +joey,congratulations.,rachel,maybe. joey: wait. your not a real date tonight is with paul the wine guy?,0 +joey,"hey, see that? he just needed his pal to come home. all right, uh, i’ve got to go memorise my lines. me and charlton heston bright and early tomorrow morning! yeah-yeah!",rachel,hey!,1 +monica,"hi, geoffrey.",rachel,"oh, you’re so sweet. oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?",0 +chandler,"oh, come on. you told me about the last dream.",rachel,"no, forget it.",1 +barry,"thanks, bernice. lets go away this weekend.",rachel,thank you.,0 +ross,all i have to do is close my eyes. see? woo-hoo!!,rachel,ross! stop that!,1 +ross,and you know i wanted to ask charlie out since the day i met her.,rachel,"yes, how bout a verse of killing me softly. youre gonna sneeze on my fish, arent you?",0 +ross,sure!,rachel,ok. thank you for coming with me today.,1 +joey,"rach come on, what?",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,i dont have to tell you everything!,rachel,"yes you do, if youre going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!",1 +joey,"oh uh, okay. yeah.",rachel,"look, this is my home and i want to be able to come and go whenever i want!",0 +tom,im sorry?,rachel,"no, its all right, you can just drop the act tommy. i know whats going on here. your dannys wingman right? you guys are best buds. frat bros!",1 +chandler,"i don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. she’s saving the rest for her divorce. and any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to dollywood.",rachel,well what happened at dinner?,1 +joey,"good, i uh, i saw a pretty big pigeon.",rachel,"ooh, i don’t know if we’re there yet.",0 +mindy,you did it twice?,rachel,"well, the first time didnt really count... i mean, yknow, sbarry.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, maybe.",rachel,this isn’t even my dress.,0 +phoebe,"great! okay, if you’ll just excuse me. so, did you hear something you liked?",rachel,hey ross! check it out! i learned a new trick!,1 +joey,"hey, i was pretty close. uhh, so bad news. umm, i can’t buy the boat, i don’t have any money.",rachel,for what? for letting you throw me out of your office?,0 +ross,"look, what do you want me to do? do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn’t true?!",rachel,well how about this one? testing the effects of joey tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.,0 +mr. thompson,"congratulations on your new boat, joey tribbiani!!",rachel,"hey, yknow what, maybe we should get going. i mean what time did chloe say we should be there?",0 +phoebe,rachel has a new doll.,rachel,"oh, i wish he was a doll, then i could get a rachel doll and bump them together and make kissy noises. oh! and he has the most beautiful name, i never realised it, joshua! josh-u-a! joshua! josh.",1 +joey,did i not just tell him?,rachel,"why? why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? just for us?",0 +caitlin,really?!,rachel,"well yknow, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?",1 +ross,"and uh, rachel.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"yeah? oh-oh, she’d be so excited!",rachel,he’s not boring! he’s just-he’s just low key.,0 +phoebe,who’s the father?!,rachel,"ross, where did you get this?!",0 +katie,"ohh, i love chinese! how did you know i love chinese?!",rachel,she is so cute! you could fit her right in your little pocket!,1 +joey,then why would you say that?!,rachel,yes!,0 +dr. green,that’s true.,rachel,"rach! rach! listen, im gonna kiss you at midnight.",0 +ross,"im sorry, im sorry. you were saying?",rachel,"what, what do you mean, what? is he gay?",0 +ross,rach?,rachel,yeah?,1 +chandler,"oh, well thank you in advance.",rachel,what?,0 +joey,i don’t know. i guess there’s just always been this distance,rachel,"yeah... yeah, i know its pretty selfish, but haha, hey, thats me. why dont you try the hummus?",0 +ross,"did i, did i even treat?",rachel,"well, i was just playing with him, and yknow we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he’s leaving out ‘e’ and ‘f.’ it’s like they just ah, i don’t know, fell out of his head.",0 +phoebe,oh sure! noo!,rachel,no.,0 +monica,"oh my god, you can’t even see where the titanic hit it.",rachel,"yes, his name is barry, he’s a doctor, thank you very much.",1 +monica,"aww, thank you. uh rach?",rachel,yeah?,1 +ross,"really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and i will wait for my mom and then i�ll meet you there.",rachel,who the hell are all these people?,0 +monica,rach?,rachel,"ho-oh, he’s gonna get some! of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. y’know so umm, he’s closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. well, i’m off to bed! to be continued ending credits",0 +joey,but.,rachel,"yeah, it’s not. but i’m rich and thin.",0 +chandler,no!,rachel,youre not sick!,0 +ross,stop it.,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,"well, this is the last box of your clothes. i’m just gonna label it, what were you thinking?",rachel,"of course he is! what, do you think i’d just use my son as-as an excuse? what kind of father do you think i am?",0 +monica,"okay so this is where the band is. and this is where the bar is. and all these pins have people’s names on them. and rach, here you are.",rachel,thanks.,0 +joey,"ah! okay, well then you don’t judge me. i’m gonna suck on the",rachel,"so tell me, what are joey tribbiani’s end of the night moves?",1 +joey,"what-what is it, what is it?",rachel,david lynn.,0 +phoebe,oh my god!,rachel,what?,1 +joey,dude! what are yo—you trying to kill me?!,rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,well its not flexed right now!,rachel,i - i dont take passengers.,0 +monica,"ok, all right. it was an accident, i swear, all right. i was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.",rachel,"heckles, you crack me up in science class. youre the funniest kid in school.",0 +monica,tomorrow night.,rachel,"monica, what are you doing?",1 +ross,"oh great! that means i’m stuck with, so, we were watching you in there and you were sittin’ right here! whoa!",rachel,what are you gonna do pheebs?,1 +policeman,your license?,rachel,what?,0 +tag,hey.,rachel,hey.,1 +ross,"uh, yeah, yeah ill, im right behind you.",rachel,: no! you’re clogging up the chute that i spent a half-hour unclogging!,0 +joey,okay.,rachel,"yeah, let-let-let’s pretend that’s not true.",0 +ross,"no, hey, i get that, okay, i get that big time. and i’m happy for ya, but i’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! okay, i don’t know what to do anymore.",rachel,"oh, oh, ok, so everyone, pretend like im telling you a story, ok. and, and its really funny. so everyone just laugh, now.",0 +all,y!,rachel,what do you get? emily!! emil—whoa!! okay! so that’s me as a cheerleader! ta-dum!,1 +amy,"oh, sweety, you can’t pull this off.",rachel,whoo-hoo!,0 +tag,"yeah, so, please dont fire me for doing this.",rachel,"okay, well, thats one less thing we have to do on monday. ending credits",1 +janice,"oh. god, crazy chandler. he spun me...off...the...bed!",rachel,no! i want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!,0 +phoebe,"oh, i wasn’t talking about his karma.",rachel,hey!,1 +chandler,i think she looks cute. ... but i am wrong!,rachel,janice is gonna go away now.,0 +phoebe,i’ll run out and get you one.,rachel,my dad told me. they play golf together.,0 +joey,i understand.,rachel,"now, if you will excuse me i am going to go and lie down.",1 +joey,i cant believe you didnt know it was a line!,rachel,"you actually broke her watch? wow! the worst thing i ever did was, i-i shredded by boyfriends favorite bath towel.",0 +monica,"you cant fire me. i make your decisions and i say, im not fired! ha!",rachel,well…,1 +chandler,"i did break up with her! she just took it really, really well!",rachel,"you bitch. you just think youre so perfect. with your new baby and your, your small apartment. well let me tell you something. your baby isnt even that cute. ",0 +joey,i don’t know! charity?,rachel,"yeah. good call, nice one. hold it!! hold it! what if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there....",0 +phoebe,rachel?,rachel,"thats some gentle comedy, dude.",0 +joey,listen to this... i went out with this girl last night and half way through our date i realized i already slept with her.,rachel,so basically youve slept with all the woman in new york and now youre just going around again.,1 +dr. long,congratulations. i’ll give you two a minute.,rachel,"it’s only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time.",0 +joey,here? in the hall? what are we animals?,rachel,"no that was jarred! wow! i haven’t thought about him in a long time… anyway, umm will’s, will’s here on business and he didn’t have a place to go so i invited him here.",0 +kim,rachel didnt you just light that?,rachel,"yeah, i did, but yknow what? i am really, really trying to cut back, yknow? good luck, rach.",1 +chandler,"yes, and this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?",rachel,"im dicing, im dicing, i dont hear anything.",0 +phoebe,"why?! you two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.",rachel,what? oh my god! she-she thinks we’re engaged! why? why? why would she think we’re engaged?!,0 +ross,"rachel, this is your apartment.",rachel,hi.,0 +joey,i discovered i’m able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.,rachel,what make you think i can?!,0 +ross,"whoa, whoa, whoa. what makes you think were gonna break up?",rachel,"well, have you been involved with someone where you havent broken up?",1 +joey,"oh my god, its ross. what are we gonna do?",rachel,"oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. just be calm. for all he knows were just hanging out together. right? just be nonchalant. thats not nonchalant!",1 +phoebe,i could do that.,rachel,it’s gotta be the first one.,0 +tag,what?,rachel,chandler!,0 +ross,here goes...,rachel,in minsk...,0 +joey,"oh my god, thats great! im smart!! no, no, im... brainy, bright, clever, i love this thing! look out ladies, joey tribbianis got the whole package!!",rachel,"i’m curvy, and i like it!",0 +phoebe,"no, i’m just deciding which one to use—i’m gonna start writing another book!",rachel,be-because the last one was such a big seller?,1 +phoebe,what? you mean behind my back?,rachel,"yeah, you cant do that! oh, come on mike, strap on a pair.why dont you just tell her that we got back together. you know, women appreciate honesty. we also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. just f.y.i.",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,yknow what that means?,0 +joey,here? in the hall? what are we animals?,rachel,"well honey, i’m late for a meeting. so can you just make it quick?",1 +phoebe,am i crazy or does this totally go?!,rachel,sure!,0 +ross,"yes, yes, thats right...",rachel,"all right, listen, missy. if you want this cart, youre gonna have to take me with it!",1 +joey,what do you have against the duck?! he doesn’t make any noise!,rachel,what?,0 +joey,uh!,rachel,"umm, yeah—no thanks.",0 +joanna,"okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.",rachel,"well, actually, i meant for me. the hiring committee is meeting people all day and…",1 +ross,"you’re never gonna believe it uh, monica and chandler are moving in again. that’s great news right—i mean for them. right?",rachel,yes.,0 +ross,"okay, there was some staring and pointing.",rachel,no!,0 +chandler,"rach, rach, knock knock.",rachel,whos there?,1 +chandler,"of course i am. i reject anyone whos crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then i bitch about the fact that there arent any great women out there.",rachel,"what if i never find someone? or worse, what if ive found her, but i dumped her because she pronounced it supposably?",0 +ross,you still love me?,rachel,noo.,1 +paul,"oh, i couldn’t eat now.",rachel,yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring i got goose bumps.,0 +ross,my fault?! you threatened the judge!,rachel,"well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter’s machine!!",1 +monica,theyre still in my coat.,rachel,apology accepted.,0 +will,typical.,rachel,i’m sorry. what?,1 +chandler,"if you listen very carefully, i think its celebration by cool and the gang.",rachel,"yeah, yeah. he deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.",0 +phoebe,yeah! you’re such a great friend!,rachel,ohh…,1 +ross,thanks.,rachel,"ross? look, whatever this relationship stuff that emily wants, just give it to her. come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. so just fix whatever she wants fixed. just do it. i mean, youre gonna have to try. youll just gonna hate yourself if you dont. oh come on answer it! its driving me crazy!",1 +monica,yeah.,rachel,uh...well...just once...with you...,0 +chandler,"oh i’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room?",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,good.,rachel,"a tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!",0 +ross,no you don’t.,rachel,"yes, i do.",1 +joey,what? what’s going on?,rachel,come feel this! come feel my belly!,1 +monica,no i dont.,rachel,"yeah, youd think id give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? huhuh...",0 +joey,"now hes movin? man, what is emily doing to him? ow!! hes not even here!!!",rachel,you guys! you guys!,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,shes mine!,1 +joey,six and a half! you knocked that last one out of my hand! remember?,rachel,"yeah, i didn’t want you to get hit by the boom!",1 +ross,"you know, i think thats a great idea. itll be like the pilgrims bringing the indians syphilis.",rachel,"look i know shes a little tough to take. she has no where else to go, and shes my sister. alright, shes emmas aunt. and i would like them to bond.",1 +chandler,what the hell is going on?!,rachel,we took our apartment back!!,1 +joshua,you’re into hardcore s&m right?,rachel,"well, i-i guess—i…",1 +monica,"oh my god, i wrecked your baby!!",rachel,i hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell.,1 +joshua,"well, what was supposed to happen?",rachel,"can you not look at me when i say this? i thought that if i could get you here, i could seduce you.",1 +phoebe,right- where weve been looking all night!,rachel,and last but not least.,0 +ross,"oh my god, is that still...",rachel,"i’m fine, i’m fine.",1 +monica,"just figured, cause you and ross are...",rachel,"what, slept together a year and a half ago? yeah, im all set.",1 +chandler,"joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, im not even listening to you.",rachel,me too.,0 +monica,"rach, why wont they take it back?",rachel,so what job did you get joe?,0 +kim,rachel didnt you just light that?,rachel,thats the surprise!,0 +joanna,"oh. well, i wish i could say no, but you can’t stay my assistant forever. neither can you sophie, but for different reasons.",rachel,"god, i am so glad you don’t have a problem with this, because if you did, i wouldn’t even consider applying.",1 +ross,"eh, no problem.",rachel,"no you don’t! no, no, no, i say you have to give your divorce another chance.",0 +ross,high collar and baggy pants say i’m a pro.,rachel,hey guys!,0 +joey,"hey uh, have you guys scene chandler?",rachel,"im fine with it, i mean, if youre ok watching a video filled with two nippled",0 +guy,sorry.,rachel,"look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.",0 +monica,"oh, you cant show phoebe this! she hates those corporate massage chains.",rachel,a little bit.,0 +chandler,would you like to have dinner sometime?,rachel,"rachel? um, hi.",0 +phoebe,"well, you kind of just did.� that guy is going to call you tonight.� ross is going to pick up the phone and thats a pretty clear message.",rachel,"oh god, ross.� ross is going to pick up the phone.� oh, i have to get my number back.� � oh my god.� hes gone.",1 +ross,sorry. . you ok?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"good, so do i",rachel,"yeah, you’re great! okay, let’s take it from…",0 +joey,"okay. i will. ohh! check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! huh? i wear it like this when i marry you guys, and then this is for party time.",rachel,that’s right! made expressly for val kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that batman film he was in.,0 +ross,"… and that’s the story of the dreidle. now, some people trace the christmas tree back to the egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. and that was like 4000 years ago.",rachel,"so, a professor, uh?",0 +ross,"you know you probably didnt know this, but back in high school, i had a, um, major crush on you.",rachel,i knew.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone.",rachel,"no! i do not care what my hormones are doing, i am not going to just do",1 +will,then why did it have the word eternity in it?,rachel,y’know what’s more generous than that?! fifty percent! y’know what’s even more generous than that?!!,0 +dr. green,who is the father? oh no! please don’t tell me it’s her!,rachel,pheebs! pheebs! ross wants to kiss you at midnight!,0 +ross,it went great! and i didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!,rachel,"wow, that’s great ross, i’m sorry we weren’t more supportive before.",1 +ross,"you know? come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like!",rachel,"of course we do! mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. yeah, where we pretend we dont know each other. we played all kinds of games. hey, remember the one where i punch you in the face for not being cool?!",0 +chandler,"well, those were seals, man.",rachel,"hey mon, little question for ya! how do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?",1 +ross,why did you do that?,rachel,because she hates pottery barn.,1 +monica,"i dont know. look hes a great guy and i love being with him but... you know. things happen, and they happen. you dont plan these things.",rachel,"so, did you shave your legs?",1 +phoebe,"well, yeah! fun is good, but yknow i also wanted to learn. yknow, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and i never went to high school.",rachel,estrangement .,0 +joey,i gotta get the before shot!,rachel,tell me everything.,0 +mr. geller,your make-up kit? i’d feel better.,rachel,"oh, hey let me.",0 +chandler,"you know, i think i might just.",rachel,"so uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight?",1 +mr. treeger,": you think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?",rachel,no-no.,0 +joey,"wow! uh okay, well uh…",rachel,no. i’ve learned my lesson.,0 +phoebe,"oh, yeah, um-mm. oh!",rachel,"okay well that may be true. but, in-in okay, air force one the russians were terrorists! and evil! and plus he kills a bunch of them! that-that-that’s offensive to russians.",0 +danny,do you?,rachel,"well, yknow, if-if kids like to play with capri pants.",1 +joey,y-sure!,rachel,and while i’m gone don’t you boys sneak a taste.,1 +phoebe,"hey, rach!",rachel,"hey, dont say that! you got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!",0 +receptionist,this has been torn up.,rachel,thank you.,0 +ross,"you ah, wanted to see me?",rachel,me too. rachel.,0 +ross,yeah. op! uh-oh! i think your dad must’ve added wrong. he only tipped like four percent.,rachel,yeah. that’s daddy.,1 +monica,because they’ll know we’ve been listening.,rachel,because that would be crazy?,0 +ross,huh.,rachel,"wow. okay, i don’t know how to talk to you.",0 +chandler,"did you make it, or are you just serving it?",rachel,im just serving it.,1 +tag,how could i have left them in the copy room?,rachel,i don’t know tag! how can your genitals make phone calls? okay? it’s not a perfect world! just go please.,1 +monica,"we have too! i mean what if rosss hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? is that what you want? ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy emily? the emily that wouldnt let him see you?",rachel,noo! oh no! no! god no! he should not get back together with her. i know that! you know that! even ross knows that! but that still doesn’t give us the right to erase his message!,1 +phoebe,oh my god! chandler just left though!,rachel,"yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. maybe it’s tell monica i’m sorry i…drank the last of the milk.",1 +ross,rach!,rachel,hey you!,1 +monica,"yeah, but if its good news, you should tell him now.",rachel,yes! youre never gonna make it!,0 +mrs green,"oh, am i! i just danced with a wonderfully large woman. and three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. oh, im not saying its something i wanna pursue, but its nice to know i have options.",rachel,"theres more alcohol, right?",1 +ross,rachel!!!,rachel,im out of here,0 +joey,"yeah, you too.",rachel,"oh, mine! mine! mine! okay, here goes. prepare yourselves for some class a flirting.",0 +monica,you owe me 20 bucks.,rachel,what? a dog? no! rachel gets to choose.,0 +ross,what-what are you doing?! are you—okay that’s not funny! just stop horsing around!,rachel,i am not horsing around okay? i am porsching around.,1 +ross,yeah. i guess i can cut him some slack.,rachel,"okay, i’ll go!",0 +monica,"well, i guess now we cant go.",rachel,"what? come on, you do what you want to do. do we always have to do everything together?",1 +monica,but getting over was the hardest thing that i’ve ever had to do. and i never let myself think about you.,rachel,phoebe! you picked joey and ross?! you can not have two backups!,1 +ross,what?!,rachel,let me see! show them!,0 +ross,what? what?,rachel,"it’s london, baby! all right, the hotel’s here. wait. no, we wanna go… no. i know. i’m gonna have to go into the map.",0 +joanna,"no-ho-ho! yeah. i mean, no-no-no-no-no, don’t you worry, i’m sure with your qualifications you won’t need to sleep with some guy to get that job. although, i might need some convincing.",rachel,i bet ‘ya ya i could fit in there.,0 +chandler,i knew it!,rachel,"i don’t care, i’m not going anywhere.",1 +joshua,gloves?,rachel,hey chandler.,0 +ross,"okay, you don’t have to stop, i’m invisible, i’m not here.",rachel,"but i don’t, hmm... oh, who approved that order?! well there is no mark robbinson in this office. get me mark on the phone!",1 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"okay? whoa, wait!",1 +monica,"yeah, sweetie.",rachel,"ok..you know the old classics you know,you look nice? theyre still ok.",0 +ross,"i will be! listen, i don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. okay?",rachel,"fine. fine, but i’ll have you know that once i taught him that stuff he called me fun aunt rachel. and i loved being fun aunt rachel but i’ll go back to being boring and uncomfortable aunt rachel if that’s what you want!",1 +joey,"all right! i’ll try! but if i can’t, you can stay with chandler and i until you get settled.",rachel,go!!,1 +ross,"and then she told me that she and joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.",rachel,uh-huh... right... yeah...,1 +charlie,okay... good luck.,rachel,you used to be my babysitter.,0 +ross,absolutely. just give me your breast and well be on our way.,rachel,"come on, i dont know what else to do.",1 +ross,thats closer.,rachel,"i got the tickets! i got the tickets! five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.",1 +monica,joey?,rachel,rachels at work.,0 +joey,sure.,rachel,i don’t think so.,0 +monica,"oh, from who?",rachel,"really? so, youre gonna stick with this its all for her thing?",0 +steve,really?,rachel,dont touch my coat!,1 +joey,"it’s just a game mon. rach, how about you?",rachel,"all right, janice, likes him. in fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.",0 +ross,i don’t care about your dad! i care about mona! she was there and now she’s totally freaked out!,rachel,"oh okay, i’ll fix that to. what’s her e-mail address?",1 +ross,huh?,rachel,umm…that kiss before we left the apartment. that was some-something huh?,1 +ross,"professor neuman, the head of the department, so….",rachel,they made you head of the department!,1 +tag,"uh mr. zelner, i’m the one who filled in that evaluation.",rachel,oh no-no-no…,1 +ross,"oh, rach...oh...gleba is not a word.",rachel,"oh, but of course it is!",1 +danny,yesss?,rachel,oh! here’s joseph francis!,0 +joey,ross?,rachel,ross? can we just close the door?,1 +monica,"okay, rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?",rachel,"yeah, i-i dont care.",1 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,wow! it looks like the easter bunny’s funeral in here.,1 +joey,why would i return it? i love this bag!,rachel,all right.,0 +chandler,"oh, it doesn’t matter. hey, y’know what, i’ve got two tickets to tonight’s rangers game, you wanna come with me?",rachel,"god, i just, i hate her! i hate her!! with her, ‘oh, i’m so talented.’ and ‘oh, i’m so pretty,’ and ‘ooh, i smell so good.’",0 +joey,yeah?,rachel,"yeah, and umm my baby.",1 +ross,"rach, c�mon, emma is fine. you�re turning into an obsessive mother. okay, you need to stop.",rachel,"ok, so now we draw cards.",0 +ross,"okay, shoot!",rachel,oh.,0 +chandler,"that’s just a lot of big talk, yknow.",rachel,nice job joe! you’re quite the craftsmen.,0 +monica,any woman would be lucky to have ya.,rachel,"y’know, okay. you’re right. it is huge. so why don’t we take it just a little bit at a time? okay? umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. can you just come home and take a shower?",0 +phoebe,because it’s arabian princess day at work! okay?! leave me alone!,rachel,: yeah.,0 +ross,what?,rachel,"uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?",0 +joanna,oh great! i’ll keep it in my butt with your nose.,rachel,"that’s weird, she locked the door.",1 +phoebe,"now i know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but i think i’m partly at fault. you see, i didn’t, i didn’t tell you but umm, but i-i had recently refilled the tissues and so y’know let’s just face it, that’s just kindling! so i think it’s better that i stay at joey’s.",rachel,no! no! it’s wrong! it’s-it’s-it’s naughty. it’s taboo.,0 +joshua,"oh great! wow! yeah, it’s comfortable.",rachel,yeah?,1 +phoebe,"hey rach, you wanna get some coffee?",rachel,i would love to!,1 +ross,thats what it seemed like.,rachel,"look, chandler i don’t think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. okay? just go and find monica!",0 +ross,"yeah but after you said it was okay, i figured, why not?!",rachel,you’re gonna mess it up let me do it.,0 +monica,have you ever taken out the trash?,rachel,": okay ahh, well, just ahh, follow my lead.",0 +ross,i hate that guy.,rachel,i’m kidding!,0 +chip,"hey, rach! how ya doin’?",rachel,"i’m great! i’m great. i’ve got a great job at bloomingdale’s, have wonderful friends, and eventhough i’m not seeing anyone right now, i’ve never felt better about myself.",1 +ross,"okay, but do you really need another friend? i mean...",rachel,"okay, well if i stop playing with joey and chandler, can i play with mark?",1 +ross,hey are you getting monica and chandler an engagement present?,rachel,"i don’t know. y’know, they didn’t get us anything.",1 +ross,"that does make sense. because i do wanna seize some opportunity, but i-i really dont wanna see or talk to her.",rachel,"well, there you go!",1 +joey,you don’t have to worry about that okay?,rachel,"oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? they’re right on that chair under ross’s coat.",1 +ross,"please take your time, it’s an important decision. not like, say, i know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.",rachel,"so, you’re saying, uh, if i wear these pants i might be getting into hers?",0 +ross,"you know, if it�s meant to be, i�ll guess it. bye, bye.",rachel,score.,1 +ross,i’m asking you to do me a favor.,rachel,you are asking me to be your wife!,1 +joey,"this is my friend rachel. rachel, kash, kash, rachel.",rachel,oh god.,0 +joey,calm?! i wasn’t calm! i’ve never been more scared in all my life!,rachel,but wait you said everything was gonna be okay.,1 +ross,"correct, his profession was?",rachel,space cowboy!,1 +ross,ohh! that would be great.,rachel,"but y’know what, if you think it’s gonna be okay we’ll just work out a system. y’know, it’ll be like college, i’ll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, come back later, i’m gettin’ lucky.",1 +ross,and you made it through that? i wonder whos gonna play you in the movie!,rachel,"ok, fine! you can make fun of me. i do not want emma going there. and i was thinking claire danes.",1 +monica,cause you invited your assistant.,rachel,"ohh, ok, ok, ok, well, basically, lately, ive uh, ive uh, sort of had feelings for you.",0 +chandler,hi.,rachel,oh hi.,1 +richard,"honey, you are not an oat. i, i mean i dont know, i, i guess im just not an oat guy. ive only slept with women ive been in love with.",rachel,"damn it, i did not think this through!",0 +chandler,"ok, this one right here is from me.",rachel,"oh, let me see!",0 +ross,"uhm, i hadnt no you... i had no idea you were so excited about paris. uhm, i mean, you said you were scared.",rachel,"uh, no, susan and me.",0 +ross,"alright. theres a theory, put forth by richard leakey-",rachel,tah-daaah!,1 +chandler,"guys, id listen to her. the vein is bigger than ive ever seen it.",rachel,huh... oh my god its brussels sprouts.,1 +ross,"wait-wait. i, i got it. i was there.",rachel,you mean that?,0 +monica,we haven’t eaten yet!,rachel,because this one is now! and-and it’s two of our best friends! who knows what you’re gonna marry!,0 +monica,ross isnt here.,rachel,"mom, there are so many people in my life. some of them are seeing people and some of them arent. is that crystal?",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"yeah, i do. i think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, i think it’d be really good.",1 +monica,"okay, i-i’m sorry. you and joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.",rachel,oh yeah. that makes sense.,1 +joey,what?,rachel,i cant believe you let george michael slap you.,0 +monica,okay.,rachel,"op! wait, you dropped a pea.",1 +phoebe,ok.,rachel,"yeah! and also, a little like a french guy. i never noticed that before.",0 +paul,"don’t worry about it, i just didn’t realize you were married.",rachel,"oh we were, but that was just a , i mean that was just a big drunken mistake.",1 +ross,"yeah, have a seat.",rachel,i’m so sorry.,1 +ross,"no wait, okay, okay, i have an idea. i want you to get on the swing, okay? and youll see that theres nothing to be afraid of.",rachel,i know what this is all about... youve always been jealous of my hair.,1 +ross,what?,rachel,"from the guy in the bar, why didn�t i get that message?",1 +gunther,what?!,rachel,freedom!,0 +ross,"oh, really!",rachel,"well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him mr. big……ot.",0 +phoebe,no.,rachel,i know.,0 +monica,thanks. i think you got it!,rachel,and you’re our age. you’re our age.,0 +janice,"okay, okay, well then answer me this. has any of you ever.... almost?",rachel,does anybody need more coffee?,1 +ross,"oh, sure! i’m sure.",rachel,i know.,1 +joey,"oh uh, i don’t know the boat way to say this, but uh never!",rachel,what?,0 +mindy,oh no.,rachel,"oh, i am so sorry.",1 +joshua,"great! oh, it all looks sooo good!",rachel,man alive!,0 +ross,"oh, thank you. hey, hey. rachel!!!!",rachel,"hi. ohhh, you got my message.",1 +phoebe,chandler and monica!!!!,rachel,oh my god!!!,1 +chandler,so we thought wed throw you little going away party around seven.,rachel,oh my god!,0 +joey,"hey, i was pretty close. uhh, so bad news. umm, i can’t buy the boat, i don’t have any money.",rachel,"joey! joey, good one!",1 +ross,i�m so sorry �,rachel,"we got locked out of the apartment, we �",1 +ross,why does everyone keep saying that?,rachel,i guess if everybody else is...,0 +jill,"y’know, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but i’m not gonna date some random guy from your work.",rachel,"no, no, no. technically the... sex is not... being had, but thats... see, thats not the point. see, um, the point is that... rachel and i should be, er, together. you know, and if you get in the.... um...",0 +gavin,"well, thats up to mr. zelner. im sure he will make the right decision.",rachel,"oh, wow. super ass-kissing power.",1 +phoebe,"come on you guys, lets just do our own thanksgiving.",rachel,"please, you dont have to explain. i mean, perhaps if i hadnt gone to minsk things would have worked out for us. and i wouldnt have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. it was a good trip!",0 +joey,in that case should i make sure its on real good?,rachel,"he can still catch her! come on, get out of there! get out of there!",0 +monica,"boy, you are really not a morning person.",rachel,and! we also have speaker phone.,0 +ross,thats not bad.,rachel,"well, i dont know.... huh-huh.... but im hoping huh-huh.",0 +monica,im just so glad you got to see the babies.,rachel,"me too. oh, im just sorry im not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! alright, i cant say goodbye to you guys again. i love you all so much.",1 +phoebe,you guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?,rachel,"maybe, but shouldnt we wait for chandler?",1 +chandler,dear god! this parachute is a knapsack!,rachel,"you’re a genius, ross.",0 +monica,but what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?,rachel,"wow, everything looks so good! i think im gonna have the chicken. steve : i - i just have to say this; youre really beautiful.",1 +monica,"sweetie, we heard you crying. please dont cry.",rachel,its le poo.,1 +joanna,"oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?",rachel,"no!! no! he’s not married, or involved, with anyone!",1 +monica,"you know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.",rachel,oh.,1 +joey,who you what? who you what?!,rachel,how could i forget?,0 +joey,"im sorry! this never happened to me before! im an expert at taking off bras! i can do it with one hand! i can do it with my eyes closed! one time i just looked at one, and it popped open! i blame your bra!",rachel,what?! oh my... oh my god!! what happened?!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,"hey pheebs, can i talk to you over here for a second?",1 +paul,how are you?,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"cant do it, can you?",rachel,so im thinking about you. so what?,1 +gunther,"i... i dont know if that changes your plans at all, but i thought you should know.",rachel,"...couldnt enjoy a cup of noodles after that. i mean, is that ridiculous? can you believe she actually thought that?",0 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"we were having lunch. yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, hey! yknow, we’re here, having lunch let’s get married!",0 +tag,good morning rachel.,rachel,"hi! thanks, hey so uh what’d you do last night?",1 +ross,the guy you gave your number to.,rachel,how does that laugh not give you a headache?,0 +phoebe,remembered what?,rachel,"it was like months ago. we were walking by this antique store, and i saw this pin in the window, and i told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when i was a little girl. oh! i cant believe he remembered!",1 +monica,its danny.,rachel,dont let him in! im supposed to be at a regatta gala.,1 +chandler,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,"no room? it’s a baby. it’s like this big. y’know, i mean you-you could you could put it over here. or-or-or we could put it right here. aw, it’s cute, right? or-or we could put it over here. you wouldn’t even notice it. where’s the baby?",rachel,what?,0 +ross,hey! look who’s back! it’s the birthday girl! how’s the birthday girl feeling?,rachel,"well, i feel fine, but i think you’re bumming out the rest of the kids.",1 +the director,and…action!,rachel,no-no ph-ph-ph-ph…,1 +ross,"whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, forget relationships! im done with men! the whole, uh, penis embargo?",rachel,"oh, i dont know. i guess its not about no guys, its about the right guy, yknow? i mean, with barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. with paolo, thats all there was, was heat! and it was just this raw, animal, sexual...",1 +ross,that was different!,rachel,no... i already e-mailed her.,0 +monica,i am. im that stupid.,rachel,"yes, we do. but, we have to change first.",0 +ross,did you really hear a bear?,rachel,"ok, thanks.",0 +barry,"oh, way, way better than mindy.",rachel,"stop it! stop it! she keeps squirming, trying to get away! just like when she was alive.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,hi! so i just dropped emma off at my moms.,1 +ross,"naa. a while ago i got a sah out of him, which i thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, cause i, i gotta take this off.",rachel,"oh man, this is hilarious.",0 +mr. heckles,ehhhh... b-buttons.,rachel,"here, ross, take our picture. smile! youre on janice camera!",0 +monica,"oh, thats nice!",rachel,"no not okay, you cant look for monicas presents!",0 +joey,fine.,rachel,when can you move in?,0 +ross,that’s what?!,rachel,"come on ross be realistic, yknow? if i did write something, what are the chances i could get those guys to star in it?",0 +chandler,"well, we don’t want that.",rachel,no so we’re protecting her.,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey pheebs, you know what? i was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe i could do something for emma using my talents!",0 +phoebe,okay. come on! thats not running! lets go!,rachel,"you guys, im telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between kermit the frog and the six million dollar man.",1 +all,ohh!!,rachel,phoebe?,1 +joey,you’re my friend!,rachel,"whoa-whoa-whoa! before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don’t you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?",0 +joey,"all right now, so? what do you think?",rachel,"the thing is…’cause i live with rachel i’m here for a lot of the stuff, okay? and ross…ross is missing everything. so…",0 +joey,"no-no-no, i’m serious. you don’t smell it? something’s on fire.",rachel,"just seeing her brought it all back. all the lies, the way she used me. i just…i got so angry just looking at her……face.",0 +tag,a little.,rachel,wow! imagine what our kids would look like!,0 +monica,"yeah. run ten blocks, that’ll help the smell.",rachel,"no, god! hey, rach, youve been an amazing daughter, ok? right now you just need to get some rest.",0 +paul,what’s the matter honey? did you see a little mouse?,rachel,"hey hey, come on in!",0 +ross,"but we havent seen each other since then. well i land in china, guess whos in charge of the dig.",rachel,"julie! julie, isnt that great? i mean, isnt that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?",1 +ross,sit down.,rachel,yes i did.,0 +chandler,"sure, everybody loves a kidder.",rachel,"rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?",0 +chandler,"um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now theyre all recommending trident?",rachel,"noooo... the interview! she loved me! she absolutely loved me. we talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, and—oh, i went to camp with her cousin... and, oh, the job is perfect. i can do this. i can do this well!",1 +man,"hey rach, i just heard. im so sorry.",rachel,"oh, thank you...",1 +ross,mmm?,rachel,star in a movie.,0 +mrs green,"im uh, considering leaving your father.",rachel,oh god. i think im gonna be sick.,1 +monica,"of course it was! trust me, when it comes to psychology i know what im talking about. i took two psych classes in college.",rachel,"yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible.",0 +ross,"yeah, i mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. i mean, how can you leave this place?",rachel,"cmon daddy, listen to me! all of my life, everyone has always told me, youre a shoe! youre a shoe, youre a shoe, youre a shoe!. and today i just stopped and i said, what if i dont wanna be a shoe? what if i wanna be a- a purse, yknow? or a- or a hat! no, i dont want you to buy me a hat, im saying that i am a ha- its a metaphor, daddy!",1 +monica,"no, you cant! friends hooking up is a bad idea.",rachel,"ooh, honey. you stink at lying.",0 +phoebe,sorry.,rachel,how could you have kept all of this from me?,0 +chandler,"no, no, no... theyre really yours. we... found them in your old room.",rachel,"sure i do. in fact, i think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. i mean look at pigs. let’s take a second here and look at pigs. okay pigs don’t mate for life. i mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig not even a pig that’s good at sports!",0 +monica,"chandler, here you go, got your traditional thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixins, and your family size bag of funyuns.",rachel,"wait, wait, chandler, this is what youre havin for thanksgiving dinner? what, what, what is it with you and this holiday?",1 +monica,"this womans got my life, i should get to see who she is.",rachel,"go to the post office! im sure her pictures up! ...okay, monica, yknow what, honey, youre kinda losing it here! i mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.",1 +monica,yes i am!!,rachel,you’re never leaving the apartment!,1 +mark,"...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. good. any questions so far?",rachel,what?,0 +danny,"rachel, this is my friend tom. this is the girl i told you about.",rachel,"oh, go on! you telling people about me?",1 +ross,no-o-o! no way!,rachel,"come on, please?! i’m boredddd! you let me do it once before.",1 +tag,i’m ready for more.,rachel,i finished my book.,0 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,i’ll take her back tomorrow.,0 +ross,"rachel, please…",rachel,"ah, a little preview!",1 +monica,"of course it was! trust me, when it comes to psychology i know what im talking about. i took two psych classes in college.",rachel,you took the same class twice.,1 +chandler,"okay, that’s like the least fun game ever.",rachel,oh my god! i do love you! how did you do it?!,0 +jill,oh no! but i just walked past three sales and i didn’t go in. how strong am i?,rachel,"that is great. hey, y’know who doesn’t have to job hunt? ross. he works at the university.",1 +chandler,"well, of course, lambs are scarier. otherwise the movie wouldve been called silence of the ducks.",rachel,"ok, who ordered what?",1 +tag,yeah? you found them!! y’know what? i’m not even going to gloat. i’m just really relived this whole thing is over.,rachel,you put these on my desk!,1 +tag,do you have a minute?,rachel,what?,0 +chandler,"okay, i dont think we can turn anymore!",rachel,because it kinda looked like i did.,0 +chandler,are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? the chair that sit magazine called the chair of the year?,rachel,i just purchased the la-z-boy e-cliner 3000.,1 +joey,did you hear that? i only get one extra ticket to my premiere. so some how i have to pick between you three and ross.,rachel,"if i havent said so already sir, congratulations!",0 +ross,well look-look i’m not calling anybody! okay? it was like a million years ago!,rachel,"we already got the results back on that on, and they’re not good.",0 +joey,"yeah. no-no i-i know i might not win, but it’s just…i’ve never even been nominated before! i want it so much.",rachel,"i’ve been doing a lot of thinking. a lot! and umm, well, i came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.",0 +monica,theres nothing we can do. you erased the message!,rachel,yeah well unless we tell him.,1 +ross,"well maybe hell get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.",rachel,"thats whats weird? joey, the mans been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.",0 +ross,and then rachel wasn�t sure she could leave the baby.,rachel,"you know, i cant believe you. linda is so great! why wont you go out with her again?",0 +ross,im in.,rachel,"yeah, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.",0 +phoebe,ahhh!! chandler and monica!! chandler and monica!!,rachel,how’s monica coming along with her vows?,0 +ross,"and-and i, and i saw that joey was about to go in, so i ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then i pretended i didn’t know he was in there.",rachel,"wow! i mean, i just—i can’t, i can’t believe this. y’know, i mean you think you know someone even, even phoebe who’s always been somewhat of a question mark.",1 +gunther,"oh, i was going to offer you my apartment.",rachel,"why, where are you going?",1 +joey,are you strippers?,rachel,okay! we’ll need a six-pack of zima.,0 +joey,"oh, now youre tellin us how you feel.",rachel,"ok, we never shoulda talked about this.",1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,oh my god! joey!,0 +chandler,for an emergency just like this.,rachel,"oh, thank you.",0 +joey,what else?,rachel,here you go.,1 +phoebe,oh my god! monica’s just gonna kill you.,rachel,"yeah, yeah, i know.",1 +ross,"does it? does it? yeah, i wanted to give that whole ‘does it?’ part just another glance.",rachel,"all right, hang on!",0 +joey,why don’t i take you out?,rachel,"what?! joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.",1 +mr. thompson,so glad you brought someone.,rachel,"someone? i brought people. mr. thompson, this is phoebe. phoebe, this is mr. thompson. he’s the head of my department.",1 +phoebe,oh i know.,rachel,better than chandler.,1 +ross,what?,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"oh-oh, rach! i was just messin’ around! like you did last night when i had to pee?",rachel,i knew that! i knew that! i was just messin’ with you too!,1 +joanna,who’s out there?,rachel,"yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.",0 +monica,theyre nice guys.,rachel,really?,0 +ross,uh-huh. what happened?,rachel,oh god.,0 +ross,"look, i didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. i thought we were broken up.",rachel,yes.,0 +monica,what?,rachel,i kinda feel like its my fault.,0 +ross,"i would, but i bruise like a peach. besides, y�you know, everything is gonna be fine. the baby�s sleeping.",rachel,what if she jumped out the bassinet?,1 +ross,ezels!!,rachel,okay. hey. umm. does everybody hate these shoes?,1 +monica,"break! (in slow motion, phoebe snaps the ball, rachel goes long. joey and chandler and all over phoebe, leaving rachel wide open. ross starts to rush monica, who sees phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to rachel. we see flying through the air, and then rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then rachel again, then the ball, then phoebe, chandler, and joey staring at it in shock. then with the grace of jerry rice , rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. both phoebe and monica erupt in celebration.)",rachel,"yes. yes! please, come in.",0 +ross,"yeah, but you were the one who got him back, yknow? you, you were great. ...hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. you in the mood for, uh, something grape?",rachel,thatd be good.,1 +melissa,"…anyway, his name is allan and we’ve been going out for three years. he was my first client when i became a party planner. he was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. oh well. and he was theta beta pi at syracuse.",rachel,well this is just sad!,0 +joey,"i hate that thing, its like a... bolt of lightning.",rachel,"oh, hey, i have an idea. why dont we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. ready? .",1 +monica,"umm, why dont you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then ill tell you if its true.",rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,why? just cause youre too lazy to get up off your touchie?,rachel,no! no! its just that all the people in the entire world that i want to talk to are right here.,1 +joey,"uh rach, if you’re gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.",rachel,"duh, you think?",0 +phoebe,"um, um. its huge. yeah, thats the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.",rachel,"all right, let’s get me back up there!",0 +dina,wow.,rachel,i know.,1 +phoebe,"oh, this is like the best day ever. ever! you guys might get back together, monica and chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! oh, i feel like im in a musical! daa - raa... when the sun comes up, bright and beaming! and the moon comes...",rachel,morning!,1 +phoebe,he went home. he didnt want to see anybody.,rachel,"ross, hi. its me. i just got back on the plane. and i just feel awful. that is so not how i wanted things to end with us. its just that i wasnt expecting to see you, and all of a sudden youre there and saying these things... and... and now im just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff i should have said, and i didnt. i mean, i didnt even get to tell you that i love you too. because of course i do. i love you. i love you. i love you. what am i doing? i love you! oh, ive gotta see you. ive gotta get off this plane.",1 +chandler,"oh hey, howd the interview go?",rachel,"ugh, horrible! i did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!",1 +mrs green,"monica! you look gorgeous! last time i saw you, it was eat or be eaten.",rachel,"i mean, i knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but theyre my parents. theyre supposed to give me away and everything.",0 +phoebe,"ooh, this is so exciting! ooh, god, what are you going to bet?",rachel,"yes, and the dimmer switch.",0 +joey,"actually i rent the whole place and, i just got what you meant. thank you.",rachel,hi.,1 +mark,"hi. well, look, i was just gonna leave a message, isn’t tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?",rachel,"yeah. well, umm.....",1 +ross,why are we in bed together?,rachel,i don’t know. do-do you have any clothes on?,1 +ross,you have to respect the sea!,rachel,"look joey, i’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but i gotta tell ya something. that was not mean. okay, my father is mean. he used to yell at me all the time on the boat, i mean it was horrible. i was just being a good teacher.",1 +joey,me too.,rachel,me too.,1 +chandler,that would be a lot more convincing if you werent drooling.,rachel,"just so i know, if i had asked first...",0 +monica,hey.,rachel,"you’re right. you’re right. i-i’ll go tell her now before ross finds out and i’ll be gentle. i can do that. i am a gentle person. oh, by the way. two people screwing in there if you want to check that out.",0 +joey,"well, im feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...",rachel,"joey, is this that thing that you do when you say youre bad so ill give you a compliment?",1 +phoebe,"yeah, you never heard of them?",rachel,"no, of course, of course i’ve heard of them! ross, what did you get?",1 +mr. waltham,"oh, good.",rachel,"thank god, because i dont wanna do this either. you know, i was just doing because i thought that was what you wanted to do. you know, im the husband, im supposed to... bring the sperm.",0 +joey,me too! me too! me too!,rachel,just stop it! come on!,1 +ross,"you, you go long.",rachel,"wait, how long?",1 +molly,"no im here to take emma to your mothers, remember?",rachel,"ok, michelle, it�s time to go.",0 +phoebe,"well, hey, what if kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? you know. what if kenny hired that ralph lauren guy to be the pretty front man? huh, did she ever think of that?",rachel,"i’m not going to sleep with ralph lauren. i mean, i could, but i wouldn’t.",1 +ross,thank you!,rachel,hello!,0 +ross,"you’re right. that’s very different. so let’s, let’s just sign the papers. all right? what?",rachel,nothing.,1 +tag,i am?!,rachel,yeah!,1 +ross,"no, not a problem.",rachel,good! im glad its not a problem.,1 +joey,that is incredible! you are the master!,rachel,whats the matter with you?!,0 +chandler,"alright. yes, this is rachel.",rachel,"im sorry chandler, but this, this is really important to me.",0 +chandler,"uh, rach... i think i have something that belongs to you.",rachel,"oh, im sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that i dont get.",1 +paul,no. what ever happened to that little dude. so full of dreams…,rachel,"yep, pretty much.",0 +teacher,you dont observe a dance class. you dance a dance class. spare shoes are over there.,rachel,what does she mean?,1 +joey,"actually i rent the whole place and, i just got what you meant. thank you.",rachel,"ross, i have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had i so much business from one client. why don’t you tell me what happened.",0 +ross,"this... this is exactly what im talking about. what kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate french cookies, huh? theyre not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks.",rachel,what kind of job is that for a man? a nanny? i-its like if a woman wanted to be...,0 +ross,"my best friend and my sister! i cannot believe this. you guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? big news!",rachel,"awww, no, its okay, weve actually known for a while.",1 +joey,huh. what if i was sweeping a chimney?,rachel,"joey, did you my face cream?",1 +chandler,hey! how’d the interview go?,rachel,"oh, i blew it. i wouldn’t of even hired me.",1 +monica,and the way she slaps all the time!,rachel,so wheres the young lady who im supposed to take downtown!,0 +paul,what?! i can’t believe you’re trying to stifle me! when just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!,rachel,oh… i’m sorry. i… i-i don’t mean—i didn’t mean to stifle you. i… this is all just a little overwhelming.,1 +phoebe,what time? maybe we can share a cab!,rachel,not any more.,0 +phoebe,"i dont care, ive never won anything before, i cant believe this!",rachel,joey.,0 +joey,her first cookie? she has cookies all the time!,rachel,i feel the same way!,0 +monica,"okay, rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.",rachel,"monica, i was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.",0 +phoebe,"well, mine was worse than that.",rachel,"well, what happened?",1 +monica,"nah, while youre at rosss if you see any lying around…",rachel,"come on! the boss that fires a guy that’s just been dumped, bitch! and the woman who dumps a guy that’s just been fired, blond bitch!",0 +joey,"alright, alright, okay, uhm... how bout this, how about this? tomorrow... tomorrow well both go and well tell him together.",rachel,"okay, that sounds fair. it just means that once again we cant...",1 +joey,noo! i cant take any more secrets! ive got your secrets. ive got their secrets. i got secrets of my own yknow!,rachel,"wait, wait! get your coat! get your coat!",0 +phoebe,here.,rachel,oh! thank you!,1 +monica,"and she wants to go hunting, too!!",rachel,"phoebe, come on, i dont wanna waste it! it would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!",1 +joey,"yeah, but sandwich time is right now.",rachel,"i used to umm, schedule my classes so i could watch dr. drake remoray on days of our lives.",0 +joey,yes! excellent! perfect score!,rachel,easy lenny.,0 +chandler,"all right, we haven’t had sex yet. okay, what’s the big deal? y’know? this is special, and i want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.",rachel,"oh, chandler that is so nice.",1 +monica,hey! i sold that to joey.,rachel,"well, why i told him its haunted. two can play at this game.",1 +monica,"no, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!",rachel,"monica, nothing has even happened yet, and youre already so...",1 +ross,hi! hey mom.,rachel,"this is such a great party! 35 years. very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?",1 +ross,no! no! no! no-no-no-no.,rachel,wow! i owe rachel 20 bucks!,0 +monica,"rachel, whatre you gonna say to him?",rachel,i-i-i dont know.,1 +monica,"oh, absolutely. yeah, you know im not even thinking about that thing that were not supposed to think about.",rachel,"yeah, when i was in the bathroom i saw the window that i crawled out of at my wedding, and god, i just started thinking that i shouldnt be here, you know i shouldnt, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.",1 +chandler,yeah we do!,rachel,"ohh, well you got ‘em.",1 +joey,"multi-colored robes! ooh, and maybe a hat.",rachel,am not!,0 +phoebe,really? are you sure?,rachel,oh phoebe!,1 +gunther,"so umm, are we cool?",rachel,"no, i think we killed it.",0 +joey,hey! im off to my audition. how do i look?,rachel,"oh god, we just clicked! y’know how people just click? like he came by to pick me up, and i opened the door, and it was just like, click! did he tell you?",0 +monica,i swear you said you had the keys.,rachel,"i love you. oh, wait, wait, wait! no hugs. the dresses... oh what the hell.",0 +joey,"ah, now rach, these ah, these little women.",rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,"wow! oh my god, well if they’ve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!",rachel,oh yes.,1 +joey,even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..,rachel,he said true or false!,0 +phoebe,"oh well, all right, i got thank you, i got uh, this y’know i want a job sweater.",rachel,oh.,1 +chandler,it doesnt matter. i just dont want to be one of those guys thats in his office until twelve oclock at night worrying about the wenus.,rachel,er.... um.....,0 +ross,crack isn’t even an intravenous drug!,rachel,"no thanks, i have a good one too. i just, i, i can’t see him.",0 +joey,that’s not so bad.,rachel,"no, i also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. oh, i am just awful with children!",1 +ross,alright.,rachel,alright...,1 +phoebe,thank you so much.,rachel,are you bachelors?,0 +joey,then you’re not invited.,rachel,all right fine! you’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either.,1 +ross,i think the check in is that way.,rachel,thank you.,0 +monica,did he just say ‘monica bang’?,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +ross,no!!,rachel,just get out! now!!,1 +caitlin,"i just, i thought joey was there.",rachel,oh my—oh good god!,0 +phoebe,"you know, did you ride mopeds? cause ive heard... ... oh, i see... its not about that right now. ok.",rachel,"yknow, i know its totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we dont even speak the same language but goooooooddddddd....",1 +joey,what?! oh my-oh my god!,rachel,i get pedicures!,0 +ross,easy. easy. you have to go to the hospital. okay?,rachel,"no, i don’t think so.",0 +ross,"yeah, i still dont know. im sorry i just wanna make sure that i bought the right couch. i need a couch that says, kids welcome here. but that also says, come here to me!",rachel,you two are really gonna enjoy that couch.,0 +chandler,air hole! air hole!!,rachel,"just uh, brought back your videos.",0 +joey,what the hell are you doin?,rachel,"okay, now thanksgivings over, lets get ready for christmas. who wants to go get a christmas tree?!",0 +chandler,"oh, no, no, no, dont go! ive scared ya! ive said too much! im hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! hey, janice! its me. um, yeah, i-i-i just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street.",rachel,"annie! hi. listen we got a problem with joey tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. who did you speak to in my office? estelle, no, i dont know what im going to do with her. no. all right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.",0 +monica,and when hes naked i can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!,rachel,youre right. yours is worse. you are the king of bad thanksgivings.,0 +phoebe,whats emma doing today?,rachel,"well, lets see... uh... i know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. why?",1 +joey,hey! you guys! remember that audition i had a while ago and didn’t get the part?,rachel,who did we fight in world war i?,0 +chandler,check out the ring.,rachel,"ok, what is it about me? do i not look fun enough? is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?",0 +woman,blind?,rachel,"all right, so what were you thinking?",0 +ross,"hey, 30 is not that old! do you know how old the earth is?",rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,"look, i just think youre an adult, okay? and you should get over your silly fears.",rachel,good.,0 +phoebe,"ohh, yeah. i think his exact words were…",rachel,charming.,1 +joey,she sure does. why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?,rachel,"well, because if one more person says what a cute little boy im gonna whip them with a car antenna!",1 +joanna,"you know, junior miss is where i started. oh, i had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.",rachel,really?!,1 +joey,"yeah, with my mom. yeah, not so much with my dad.",rachel,what!!?,0 +monica,how?,rachel,"ooh-ooh, i! i am thankful for this beautiful fall weve been having.",0 +ross,well...,rachel,"yeah! actually joey and i are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?",0 +joey,"alright, so…so tell me one of your moves.",rachel,hey.,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,ohh! oh my god!,1 +chandler,oh yes!,rachel,"oh no-no-no-no-no, no you don’t!",1 +man,"you still dont know my name, do you?",rachel,"well, now i dont have to.",1 +ross,the nurse said they’re bringing in another woman.,rachel,rach?,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +ross,i cant believe they gave you a ticket. youre such a good driver.,rachel,emmas awake.,1 +ross,yeah? sometimes its…,rachel,i dont know.,0 +danny,really! you-you sail?,rachel,"youre fake laughing too, right?",0 +ross,stop it.,rachel,"oh come on ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! we know what’s gonna work! it’s doctor recommended!",1 +joey,"ooh ooh ooh ooh, theres no room for milk!",rachel,there. now there is.,1 +joey,no big deal!,rachel,its so not a big deal!,1 +chandler,"oh, great. this is just...",rachel,"yknow, i was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.",0 +monica,look what i got! look what i got! look what i got! can you believe they make these for little people?,rachel,little village people.,1 +phoebe,"uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?",rachel,you must be a fireball in bed.,0 +joey,"uh, sit down. i wanna talk about our situation.",rachel,are you breaking up with us?,1 +joey,its not a cat!,rachel,"ugh! look you guys, im really excited about this! okay? i dont care what you think! im gonna go set up a little litter box for mrs. whiskerson. well, what am i gonna call her? fluffy?!",1 +monica,"it’s monica, open up!",rachel,okay well ross! stop it please! wait a minute!,1 +monica,"maybe a hello kitty doll, the ability to walk...",rachel,i’m gonna get back to retraining.,1 +monica,"nice work everybody! so much for the y’know, you can drive it, but don’t tell rachel plan!",rachel,wow! i can’t believe you lied to me.,1 +ross,"come on rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.",rachel,dangerous liaisons.,0 +phoebe,hey rach.,rachel,hey.,1 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,"good, because its in ten minutes.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"umm, oh, hey, i don’t know. how about a big one?",0 +ross,"when i happened to look through the window and i see you kissing a guy you know, for what? a week?",rachel,"oh, that�s what this is all about? did you bring her up here to get back at me?",1 +chandler,"very, very funny, but dont say things like that in front of monica. i dont want you putting any ideas in her head.",rachel,"oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything thats related to babies and-and marriage! ive got an idea, why dont we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!",0 +joey,"oh alright. umm, well, okay, i usually start by having a bottle of wine",rachel,happy birthday peehe.,0 +monica,still crying?,rachel,i like it!,0 +monica,"no-no, i-i just, i liked them so much that i went out and bought some for myself.",rachel,oh.,0 +monica,"ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around new year’s... but obviously someone forgot.",rachel,"well, someone was supposed to write rach, take down the lights and put it on the re... frigerate... how long has that been there?",1 +ross,no!!,rachel,have to make it stop!!,1 +tag,i just did them.,rachel,"well look-look, okay ross, kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.",0 +ross,what?! hello! we didn’t get married.,rachel,"no, we didn’t get married! that’s ridiculous!",1 +chandler,honey i... i love your breasts the way they are!,rachel,argh. fascist,1 +ross,"well, i called over there and it turns out ugly naked guy is subletting it himself and hes already had like a hundred applicants.",rachel,okay!,0 +ross,cool!,rachel,all right!,1 +chandler,this ice cream tastes like crap by the way.,rachel,"yeah, well thats that lo-cal, non dairy, soy milk junk. we sort of, we save the real stuff for those really terminal cases.",1 +monica,he is the man in the black dress.,rachel,man in the black dress… hi! i’m rachel! i’m a friend of monica and chandler’s!,1 +chandler,so great things are happening at work and in your personal life!,rachel,who is it?,0 +ross,rach!,rachel,"well, what happened?",0 +danny,"do-do you, do you have brothers?",rachel,"no, i have two sisters. but one of them has a very masculine energy.",1 +phoebe,"guys, the drawing is about to start!",rachel,"oh, hey, how about this? wanna be an extra on my show?",0 +phoebe,"smoked a joint? you know, lit a bone? weed? hemp? ganja?",rachel,"ok, ok. im with you, cheech. ok.",1 +monica,"y’know, no point in dragging it out. dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.",rachel,yeah.... shes not so cute.,0 +phoebe,hi,rachel,is that really necessary?,0 +ross,rach!,rachel,what?,1 +ross,hi.,rachel,hi.,1 +joey,"rachel... lets be clear on this, ok? i do not love hugsy. i like him a normal amount...",rachel,"all right... oh, emma loves him!",1 +jill,you think so too?,rachel,"no! no i, no ross is not a geek!",1 +gavin,you can do the presentation.,rachel,"uh so, will-will i be reading the same scene again?",0 +chandler,tell it again. seriously.,rachel,i mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?,1 +joey,"you guys, this is shelley, she’s interviewing me for soap opera digest, and shelley, this are my friends…",rachel,wow! nice! manly and also kind of a slut.,0 +phoebe,"if you wanted to punish them, you should’ve just made them hang out here!",rachel,"yeah, that’s true.",1 +chandler,"okay, ross is in the bathroom.",rachel,"all right! man, this is unbelievable! i mean, its great, but…",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,"i mean, ill fly back and forth, theyll fly you out... anything we want.",1 +jill,who?!,rachel,joey we know you steal our food.,0 +joey,hey...,rachel,no! no! i-i meant for the baby!,0 +ross,petty...,rachel,"look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..",0 +ross,"ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets",rachel,�a qui�n pidio el pollo general tso?,0 +monica,that’s will from high school!,rachel,"oh! i do not remember him! wow! hes really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. oh my god, he’s… look at the way he’s just staring at me. i think he’s trying to mouth something to me, but i can’t make it out.",1 +monica,"y’know what? you’re right, i’m sorry. actually you were a big help tonight. yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.",rachel,well of course that is what i’m here for!,1 +gavin,exactly how contagious is this thing you have? i mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?,rachel,i am sorry i am late. you�ll understand when you�ll see joey.,0 +gavin,i do have feelings for you.,rachel,"listen ross, we ran out of gas, and we don’t know where we are, so we can’t get a tow truck.",0 +monica,"oh, i asked one of the waitresses at work if shed help me out.",rachel,waitressing?,1 +chandler,"eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.",rachel,hey-hey-hey that’s funny! your funny chandler! your a funny guy! you wanna know what else is really funny?!,1 +monica,hey!,rachel,"no, no, no i need a good lie to explain why i wasnt at a work thing today.",0 +chandler,"yep, i’m in a tree.",rachel,did he call? did mark call?,1 +joey,great! roomie!,rachel,"huh, yeah i guess we are roommates now.",1 +danny,"on the date, i will be able to talk to her directly? see ya friday.",rachel,no! ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! you can have this back when the five pages are done! ahh!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hi! happy thanksgiving!,1 +gavin,ill watch her.,rachel,an italian catholic immigrant at this time would not be…,0 +amy,myron. hmm... i told you he was old!,rachel,"no, sorry sweety..",0 +ross,that bad?,rachel,"maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 .",0 +ross,"hey, you only heard monica�s side of that. that little fatso was a terror.",rachel,ish. i just don�t think i can bear it.,1 +ross,good.,rachel,hey.,1 +joey,i guess so. im just... really nervous.,rachel,"yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.",0 +will,oh i-i remember you.,rachel,"really?! aren’t you sweet! i gotta tell you though, i am, i am having the hardest time placing you. oh-oh hang on! did we umm, did we fool around at lance davis’ graduation party?",1 +monica,"no! rachel, you didnt find anyone so you cant tell him.",rachel,"well, yknow what, that doesnt matter.",1 +dr. green,stay calm?!! how do you expect me to stay calm?! this is unacceptable rachel! and i wanna know why?!! is it because that punk ross won’t marry you?! that’s it! is that it?!,rachel,"yes. yes, he says i’m damaged goods.",1 +ross,"ooh, ooh.",rachel,"well, i thought it first, holmes.",0 +phoebe,"okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if i set ross up on a date?",rachel,"oh, ah with who?",1 +phoebe,i was preparing you for my—didn’t you think i was dead? did that not come off?,rachel,"oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. i thought we’d lost you forever. pheebs, you lie down?",1 +ross,"well, yeah. i can’t-i can’t stay here all night, and if i go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff.",rachel,"no, rach, no. i don’t, i don’t, i don’t have to think about it, in fact, i’ve decided, i’ve decided that, that it.......does.",0 +joey,not anymore.,rachel,oh! yay! look! there’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!,1 +ross,be-caaauuuse...,rachel,"oh, actually, thats the shirt i wore to the gym.",0 +joey,"its okay, its okay rach, its me. put down the scrunchy.",rachel,what are you doing?,1 +ross,okay! okay! okay!,rachel,i’m wearing his briefs right now.,0 +phoebe,"that’s right, ive prepared a song for emma. from my heart to hers. for there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. emma! your name poses a dilemma. cause not much else rhymes with emma! maybe the actor richard crenna, he played the commanding officer in rambo. happy birthday emma!",rachel,a meatball sub? thanks!,0 +chandler,"you didn’t see how mad he was, y’know?",rachel,"i’m sure he will forgive you. look, we have all been there! y’know, you fight, you make up, it’s just the way it works.",1 +mr. zelner,"hello rachel, you uh, got a minute?",rachel,"yeah, sure mr. zelner, for you anything—minute. okay. fine. abort the plan, abort the plan.",1 +ross,oh.,rachel,"ohh, so no sign of emily huh?",1 +chandler,"joey ate my last stick of gum, so i killed him. do you think that was wrong?",rachel,pheebs! check it out! check it out! check it out! check it out!,0 +joey,"oh no, no-no-no-no! i dont want to know!",rachel,are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?,0 +ross,i promise you she’s safe! no watch how much she loves this.,rachel,"that’s sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption lady.",0 +mrs green,look at this.,rachel,these are from halloween three years ago.,1 +ross,"hi! what are you, what are you doing here?",rachel,"well, i-i-i’ve been on standby for a flight home for hours.",1 +joey,"so, tell me. was it like you and chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and chandler?",rachel,you know what?,1 +monica,"aww, not right now.",rachel,"oh, but that’s okay.",1 +chandler,the man’s got a point.,rachel,"oh, hi!",1 +monica,what?,rachel,you know what?,1 +joey,that’s right! by his uncle too!,rachel,"okay bobby, why don’t we just come over here and let them have a little moment.",1 +ross,"yeah, i think she looks good.",rachel,"the three losers. oh, poor lily. ohh, yknow i-i heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.",0 +charlie,"im sorry, what?",rachel,"oh... oh, im sorry! im not... i was just-i was just reading to emma.",1 +phoebe,"rachel? oh, good. hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?",rachel,yeah.,1 +joey,"oh my, oh my god!",rachel,"aw, it’s unbelievable! wow! she is kicking so much! oh, she’s like umm…oh…who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player?",1 +monica,"i think so. se, he-hes not inviting you to his party because he likes you.",rachel,exactly.,1 +all,wooooo!!!!,rachel,wooooo!!!!,0 +chandler,"for my last birthday you gave me a hug! okay, read the card! read the card!",rachel,"okay. happy birthday grandma! it’s better to be over the hill then buried under it. all our love monica and chandler. that’s funny, yeah!",1 +ross,"no! no! i want to talk now! okay? i—in fact, i am going to talk to the president of the condom company!",rachel,yeah! and the winner gets a hundred bucks.,0 +chandler,we still got it!,rachel,who is it?,1 +joey,"ok, i may not have treated your friends well in the past, but i have grown up a lot, really. honest, rach?",rachel,"well, believe it or not, its true. when joey and i were together, he was wonderful. he was thoughtful and mature. and for the one week that we went out, he didnt sleep with anybody else!",1 +joey,"i guessed 20,000!",rachel,"joey! it is an auction! you don’t guess, you buy!",1 +phoebe,"na-uh, i am!",rachel,"oh my god, are you guys okay?",0 +ross,"okay, okay. look, you have got to go to a doctor! okay?",rachel,but is it technically a date if the other person doesnt show up?,0 +monica,we’re sorry honey.,rachel,"oh, it’s okay.",1 +monica,"hey, rach, youre leaving tomorrow, shouldnt you be packing?",rachel,monica! chandler!,0 +phoebe,wanna go see a movie?,rachel,"hey, hey, look. look ross, ben drew a picture of you! huh? youre-youre a cowboy!",0 +monica,"oh, i asked one of the waitresses at work if shed help me out.",rachel,"oh, well... um, thats all there are of these. but in about eight and a half minutes, well be serving some delicious onion tartlets.",0 +monica,"oh my god, i love ross! i hate ross! i love ross! i hate ross!",rachel,"it’s not charity, joe…",0 +joey,what... for how long?,rachel,only like a month!,1 +dr. long,do we have a name yet?,rachel,"no, not here. maybe here.",0 +ross,no way!,rachel,well no brush!,1 +phoebe,"oh, look! theres monica and chandler! hey! hey, you guys! hey! ohh!! ohh! ahh-ahhh!!",rachel,no i didnt!,0 +joey,i do it every year.,rachel,you do that every year??,1 +joey,"hey, i’m gonna call her later! honest! oh come on, chandler used to do it! he’d even make the girl pancakes! plus, he’d make extras and leave ‘em for me.",rachel,"well forget it, i’m not telling that girl anything. that is not my responsibility.",1 +ross,oh there you go!,rachel,would you tell her i let you win please?,0 +monica,"awww, yknow what your nickname is, mr. big…",rachel,hey!,0 +ben,oh damnit!,rachel,oh. you mind if i join you?,0 +ross,"and thank you, for that.",rachel,"but yknow, i never really had anything to worry about. ross was never very good at the flirting thing.",1 +phoebe,"oh. no. no. good! yeah, me neither.",rachel,"phoebe, i’m going to ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. not because, i’m still in love with him! i mean, hey, y’know, i like ross as much as the next guy, y’know? clearly i have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! i mean, i still have loving feelings for ross. yeah! but, i have, i have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that i’m still in love with him. y’know? i-i have sexual feelings for him, but i do love him—ohh! oh my god! oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!",1 +dr. long,we’ll do a quick check.,rachel,fine! i’ll call zurich and move some money around.,0 +all,aaawwwwww!!,rachel,youre so funny! hes really funny! i wouldnt wanna be there when when the laughter stops.,0 +ross,"listen, i um… i heard about the engagement.",rachel,you know when thats fine sounds true when someone yells it and spits!,0 +monica,"hey, where is everybody?",rachel,you know what probably happened? someone musta stolen my credit card.,0 +phoebe,"yknow, theres gonna be lots of other stuff.",rachel,"yeah.......ok. where were we? oh, ok... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.",1 +ross,"because he called here looking for you. so don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? you�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. and you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.",rachel,"so i laugh at my bosss jokes, whats the big deal?",0 +monica,"no, honey, in a wonderful way. you know what you want now. most guys dont even have a clue. you are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.",rachel,how do you know that? how?,0 +monica,you’re on the phone!,rachel,"oh my god! oh my god! thank you! that was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!",1 +chandler,"to the left, to the left- aww!",rachel,ohhh... im fine.,1 +ross,"no, this is pretty much it.",rachel,but you guys came so close.,0 +phoebe,"well, i guess we’ll just have to put the wall back up.",rachel,come on ben.,0 +joey,"hello, zelda.",rachel,what happened?!,0 +joanna,me too.,rachel,"bye, chandler.",1 +ross,"rachel, please…",rachel,i can’t believe he taped the two of them having sex!,0 +joey,sure! as long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! and i want you to have it.,rachel,"look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, would really anyone miss me if i weren’t here?",0 +mark,"you wanna talk, i mean i can come over?",rachel,is it really that bad?,0 +phoebe,why?!,rachel,oh my!,0 +sophie,y’know why? she’s got the christmas bonus list in there. i saw her working on it this morning.,rachel,hey. there you are. you disappeared after dinner.,0 +ross,ok.,rachel,"ow! oh, that sounds nice! i am just there for jury duty. they really spruce that place up!",0 +phoebe,"well hey, it’s just a backup.",rachel,"well, my grandfather was swedish and my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.",0 +amy,i’m gonna marry myron and keep looking for mr right.,rachel,"ok, let’s keep talking.",1 +ross,"hmph. so what you, you tell each other everything?",rachel,pretty much.,1 +phoebe,"guys, the drawing is about to start!",rachel,you know what? we should call my mums house and say goodnight to emma before she goes down.,1 +joey,half hour.,rachel,interesting.,1 +ross,"you wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?",rachel,"oh no, i think i’m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.",1 +phoebe,"okay, a meat eater. fine, that’s one for you.",rachel,"no, no, youre right. who am i kidding? i should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. what am i gonna do? i mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. taking my clothes off in front of people is all i know.",0 +amy,you can?,rachel,"yeah. i just, i kept trying to make you a better person, but youre... youre already a pretty perfect version of what you are.",1 +ross,"yeah, well, this guy at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke.",rachel,"i know, i know. i shouldnt have waited till now to say it, but im.. that was stupid, okay? im sorry, but im telling you now. i love you. do not get on this plane.",0 +monica,oh-my-god rachel! rachel!,rachel,"i’m okay! i’m okay! mr. heckles, mr. heckles could you help me please?",1 +tag,i just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. and i noticed there aren’t any plants in your office so i wanted to bring you your first… there is a plant in your office.,rachel,kinda.,1 +chandler,"we don’t, really.",rachel,relax. here hold this . this old stuff just comes right off.,0 +phoebe,"no, i’m just deciding which one to use—i’m gonna start writing another book!",rachel,ross!,0 +chandler,what do we use to split it?,rachel,yep!,0 +ross,"yeah, yeah, it’ll be great! you can, you can lay on the beach and i can cry over my failed marriage. see-see how i make jokes?",rachel,you are totally jealous.,0 +joey,"curious george ! you know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!",rachel,this is not fun!,0 +joey,hi!,rachel,hey!,1 +joey,"no it isnt! no, its not. because you can also explain it with the truth!",rachel,"well, what is the truth?",1 +ross,no they don’t!!! well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!,rachel,she’s mad because i know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.,0 +tag,i’m ready for more.,rachel,tag…,1 +phoebe,ooh! brians song!,rachel,ok.,0 +julie,hi. is this your first?,rachel,yeah it is.,1 +monica,"yeah, let-let-let’s pretend that’s not true.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,its not a word!,rachel,clearly youve never been to sandles paradise island.,0 +ross,dont go.,rachel,what?,1 +minister,uhh...shall i go on?,rachel,"well if i didn’t have sex with you, i had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like…",0 +woman,it’s actually a bassinet.,rachel,i can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!,0 +ross,"because, its weird!",rachel,why?,1 +mr. zelner,"uh actually, i’d like to speak with both of you.",rachel,phoebe.,0 +monica,"i have no idea, but x-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.",rachel,"we’re sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 you’d pay for it yourself.",0 +phoebe,"hi! oh yeah, uh-huh, its me. i saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. you lied so you could run by yourself.",rachel,"no, no phoebe no, i was...no. you know what, i was, i was actually just checking to, see, if i could run. and i can!",1 +phoebe,"no! seven rats! i think we should take them home, we need feed them.",rachel,"whhh wait, youre gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?",1 +joshua,all those things i said about not being ready…,rachel,they’re not true?,1 +ross,well yeah!,rachel,oh ross!!,1 +tag,but i’m not gay. and i especially wouldn’t want you to think i was gay.,rachel,why’s that?,1 +phoebe,"mhuh, guys, that means the world to me. huh, nkay, i�m gonna take off.",rachel,what?,1 +mrs. green,"oh my look at that. only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? now i don’t want you to use your housekeeper ‘cause it would just split her focus.",rachel,were-were really sorry we fogged you.,0 +phoebe,"i’m, i’m freaking out! monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn’t have! all right, i haven’t lived here in a while, so i have to ask you something. does monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?",rachel,um. yeah.,1 +monica,"ohhh! no! this is my friend rachel, we went to high school together.",rachel,"so uh, how you doin’?",0 +joey,the red ross! okay.,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,what are you doing up?,rachel,that is seven days!,1 +policeman,"you’re an aquarius, huh?",rachel,i bet you’re a gemini.,1 +ross,"listen, i know you wanted to talk to me, but i have an idea that may make you want to stay married. we register, and you get to keep all the presents!",rachel,"no! ross, come on! no! listen, look i thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, ross, is we can not stay married.",1 +phoebe,what? what?,rachel,"well, it was just something josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.",1 +ross,"oh, what? what-what?",rachel,yknow marcel?,1 +monica,i can’t believe you bought this.,rachel,"really! god ross, what were you thinking? i know it’s really shallow, but a part of me wants him again.",1 +monica,"oh my god, ice just got in my eye!",rachel,"yeah. all right, i’ll talk to you later.",0 +monica,thank you.,rachel,"hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? what changed?",1 +monica,they all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.,rachel,you have your birth certificate?,0 +ross,"what do you mean, they’re not moving in? they-they’re still moving in right?",rachel,really?! we are?,0 +gunther,"well, we kissed. i-i-i didnt initiate the kiss, but-but i also didnt stop it, and ive been feeling guilty.",rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"hey rach, can i talk to you outside for a second?",rachel,okay...,1 +joey,no big deal!,rachel,"excuse me, i-i couldn’t help overhearing, you’re marrying chandler bing?",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hey! what’s up mon?,1 +joey,"oh well, she said we have nothing in common.",rachel,"oh, thats crazy!",1 +phoebe,"okay! all right, lets start with the handshake. hi.",rachel,hi.,1 +tag,y’know what?,rachel,"okay. sorry about that… uh, so where’s c.h.e.e.s.e.?",0 +monica,all right. the super couldn’t figure out what it did. a $200 an hour electrician couldn’t figure out what it did. i’ve had seven pretty serious shocks. i officially give up.,rachel,thank god.,1 +phoebe,what? oh my god!,rachel,"well, youre not, youre not... youre not... again, youre not speaking french!",0 +all,l!,rachel,gimme a ‘y!’,1 +chandler,for an emergency just like this.,rachel,"all right, listen, smirky. if it wasnt for you and your stupid balloon, i would be on a plane watching a woman do this right now. but im not.",1 +phoebe,"nuh-uh! they’re maternity pants. they even came with a list of baby names. see, these names are good, and these names are bad. ohh.",rachel,hey!,1 +mr. tribbiani,"hey. morning, dear.",rachel,chandler bing? its time to see your thing.,1 +monica,oh shut up!,rachel,"yeah. do that for another two hours, you might be where i am right about now.",0 +phoebe,"no, ive got work and then im proposing..",rachel,"great, shoot, what are we gonna do?",1 +chandler,"okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,"oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?",rachel,"yeah, but i’m pretty sure he’s gay.",1 +joey,"there it is, youre blushing!",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"marcel is an illegal exotic animal. im not allowed to have him in the city. if they find him, theyll take him away from me.",rachel,"o-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...",1 +ginger,"some day, maybe.",rachel,funny book?,1 +ross,"come here to me. no-no, you come here to me.",rachel,hey ross! i brought reinforcements.,1 +ross,"yeah. listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn’t matter. i mean, i think it would’ve happened either way. i mean if you hadn’t initiated it i-i-i know i would’ve.",rachel,it was an amazing night.,1 +monica,"oh, they-they sent me home.",rachel,"ehh, i was just, i was just thinking about your father.",0 +erin,okay.,rachel,"it just keeps getting worse and worse! yknow? i mean it’s bad enough that i’m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, i think she knows. because every time we’re in the room together there’s this weird like energy between us. and call me crazy, but i think she likes me too. and now i have seen her naked. i mean at least when i’ve seen her with clothes on, i could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. but there are no boles, she’s smooth! smooth!",0 +phoebe,oh that’s so sweet thanks.,rachel,"here is a book of poetry that i know monica loves. and-and ohh god this is funny, look, this is a picture of one halloween where she dressed up as a bride. and look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because i was wonder woman. oh and here’s a little purse that i found. y’know i just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.",1 +cecilia,"i’d love to, but my lawyer said i can’t do that anymore.",rachel,easy.,0 +joshua,"yeah, well, it would’ve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,oh no!,rachel,what? what is it?,1 +ross,"no! but we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? i mean, i don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.",rachel,oh! i remember laughing! i laughed a lot.,1 +chandler,and those guys were this close to lettin’ us play this time too.,rachel,"hey look-look, phoebe’s talking to uh, cute coffeehouse guy.",1 +monica,"well, you’re not.",rachel,"oh, it’s so easy for you i mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!",1 +ross,hi! we’re visiting!,rachel,yay!,1 +nurse,"hey, she just woke up! she’s hungry. why don’t we give this another try?",rachel,okay.,1 +chandler,"excuse, i seem to have dropped my ball.",rachel,"well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hate that guy!,0 +phoebe,its…,rachel,rachel…,1 +joey,open the box!!,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,"so listen uh, i know you and i haven’t really had a chance to talk since uh, emily and i decided to get married, and uh, i was just wondering how you were.",rachel,oh.,1 +monica,"well, it was the first time. y’know, there’s not always a lot of agreement the first time.",rachel,"we found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant——it’s because i am.",0 +joey,"oh. maybe. but hey i know how i can find out. we’re going to a new year’s eve party, right? so at midnight, i can kiss her. and if she kisses me back, great! y’know? but if she says ‘dude, what the hell are you doing?’ i can say ‘it wasn’t me, it was new years!’",rachel,hey you guys! look what i just got.,0 +luisa,"ah, its not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. but you? what a bitch!",rachel,"yeah! oh, cmere, marcel! oh, marcel, cmere!",0 +joey,now? you want me to go over there now?,rachel,"uh, excuse me? could you take a picture of us?",0 +ross,"okay, im the baby.",rachel,eh! stop it!,1 +will,"uh, except that it was really the i hate rachel club.",rachel,i see where you’re goin’!,0 +phoebe,"okay, okay, okay, the black. but, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?",rachel,"yeah! yes! thank you! this is great. thank you so much. and i swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.",0 +joey,where are you going?,rachel,how about you guys?,1 +phoebe,hey rach.,rachel,hey! im all packed and ready to go!,0 +nurse,would you like to see a semi-private room?,rachel,"ah, catwoman. so we meet again.",0 +joey,"no, rach, i should’ve told you sooner. it’s just that…man! that kid is going to town!",rachel,all the time when youre cooking.,0 +monica,hi!,rachel,whats up?!,1 +emily,thank goodness.,rachel,pel.,0 +monica,"yeah, a lot. a lot, a lot!",rachel,"ohh! and i’m one of them!! wow! oh, i just cannot believe this! i mean, joey tribbiani!",1 +phoebe,she must’ve left.,rachel,hi.,1 +phoebe,with who?,rachel,"well, not at all...",0 +ross,oh it’s okay. they’re just-they’re just wrapping her up.,rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,he asked you out?!,rachel,no its just that i got this new pager and i have it on vibrate. see ya!,0 +joey,i cant believe youre so uptight about your mom comin.,rachel,"i know, but its just its the first time, and i just dont want her to think that because i didnt marry barry, that my life is total crap, you know?",1 +phoebe,oh.,rachel,"the armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! okay ben, it’s time to light the hanukkah candles!",0 +ronni,"oh, like, uh, five minutes?",rachel,"perfect. fasten your seatbelts, its peepee time. hey, mr. trib.",1 +phoebe,"okay, this is from your friend at work.",rachel,"ill get it. hello. hi emily! yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. hold on one second.",0 +phoebe,"oh my god. this is where you got all our stuff, pottery barn! oh my god!",rachel,"okay, this is where you and i part ways. noisy bitch!",0 +ross,rach!,rachel,chandler is such an idiot!,0 +joanna,"oh. well, i wish i could say no, but you can’t stay my assistant forever. neither can you sophie, but for different reasons.",rachel,"maybe, my ruler’s wrong.",0 +ross,it’s a rug.,rachel,yeah.,0 +ross,yeah!,rachel,has your girlfriend got the butt?,1 +ross,"well, this was fun. uh, we should really do it again sometime, whadya say? ok. alright so ive got him.",rachel,"did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. he said bye. you said, you said bye to me. you said bye to me.",1 +danny,take care.,rachel,okay. walked right into that one didnt he?,1 +amy,"well, i can do it.",rachel,"well, actually...",1 +ross,"i was having a little chat with ah, bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up yknow, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!",rachel,good night.,0 +ross,wow!,rachel,"y’know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren’t they?",0 +joey,ill show you how.,rachel,"ok, well monica, suppose one of your special tickets win? how are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?",1 +monica,"it is so weird, i know what i said, but uh, this morning, i was lying in bed i was, i was imagining what it would be like to say yes. i know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean i can’t. right? i mean i’m-i’m crazy about pete, and i know that we want the same things, and when i thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.",rachel,oh my god.,1 +ross,it’s over.,rachel,"oh, was it awful?",1 +phoebe,ohh.,rachel,oh my god!,0 +ross,that’s too bad.,rachel,"go, go, go!",0 +ross,"first of all, im not losing...",rachel,"oh, you are losing. definitely losing.",1 +chandler,"i’ll make something up! i’m good at lying, i actually did borrow your walkman!",rachel,"no, there’s nothing to make up, she’s gonna know that i have a key to her office, i’ve got to get you locked up back the way you were!",1 +ross,what-what are you doing?! are you—okay that’s not funny! just stop horsing around!,rachel,you don’t have a valid driver’s license—okay that is it! pull over right now!,0 +julie,"and my second grade teacher was ms. thomas, and my first grade teacher was mrs. cobb.",rachel,oh my god! what did you say?,0 +monica,this thanksgiving kicks last thanksgivings ass!,rachel,you blew them away!,0 +mrs. green,such a sweet woman.,rachel,"no-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.",0 +phoebe,the name was my favourite part!,rachel,i was thinking chinese food.,0 +ross,"yeah, guess so. whew! check these out! never done this before.",rachel,yeah well it looks great!,1 +joey,vomiting stories are funny...,rachel,pretty good. its like you said. its mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column.,0 +phoebe,"okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when we’re married!",rachel,phoebe you can’t have both of them! you have to pick one!,1 +monica,"wait-wait, guys! if-if we follow the rules, its still fun and it means something!",rachel,uh-huh!,1 +chandler,"no, i just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. hello sweet pants!",rachel,"oh, no, its no big deal, i mean, if i werent doing this id just, you know, be at the gym working out.",0 +chandler,i’m not your garbage man. i’m your mailman.,rachel,"excuse me little one, i have a very solid backhand.",0 +chandler,"i dont see it that way. okay? because, i see two monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new monica, who i just started to date. now, whos to say what she wants?! i’m right. im right. am i right?",rachel,monica.,0 +phoebe,we ruined everything.,rachel,it’s a different building.,0 +phoebe,": dear ms. green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh...",rachel,: we have apple cinnamon...,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,that’s crap!! sister brown bird. good going.,0 +ross,who am i?,rachel,yes.,1 +monica,"no, chandler’s still in phase one, and joey’s that thing you smell.",rachel,ohh! hi!,1 +chandler,"i mean, you wouldnt want any part of me to get any bigger would you? dont answer that.",rachel,"oh, no! i dont think so! you know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.",0 +phoebe,"bye. wow. so, thats great. you, bill, ross, and emma are going to be so happy together. what were you thinking?",rachel,"i dont know.� he was cute, and he liked me.� it was an impulse.",1 +monica,fine. go! go! go!,rachel,what?,0 +amy,"this might be my one chance to have a baby rachel. i mean, you know that i have been so busy focusing on my carrer.",rachel,what? what carrer?,1 +joey,it’s got ‘em!,rachel,but honey you dont have to.,0 +joey,sure. coffee? ‘cause i’m going up there.,rachel,"you’re not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you’re gonna eat here!",0 +ross,"oh, she didnt think it would be that big of deal.",rachel,"okay, who are you talking to when you do that?",1 +joey,"okay, this is it. it’s my big fight scene coming up.",rachel,ross.,1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,"look at that guy by the window, wow!",1 +phoebe,"okay, i think i need to do some shopping.",rachel,"we’re going to las vegas to see your dad. it’s time you two talked, and i want to get to know my father-in-law.",0 +ross,"come on, finish your enchilada.",rachel,here!,0 +joey,"okay. okay, i can do this. i can tell her how i feel. just uh, just stand up straight. take a couple deep breaths. look confident.",rachel,"yeah! and look, see how they expand as the baby grows? and then after the baby’s born, they’re great for shoplifting melons.",0 +joey,"hey, i think emma might like it!",rachel,oh! emma might like what?,1 +ross,something could’ve happened. all right? she-she really dug my slides. and-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.,rachel,"right. was it the, please don’t show me another picture of a trilobite vibe?",1 +joey,maybe you could take charlie shopping.,rachel,"oh, well...",1 +joey,"yeah, you’re roommate is a soap opera star.",rachel,"look, y’know i know my life’s going pretty well, but i look around and i just see so many people who’ve accomplished so many other goals by the time they’re thirty.",1 +chandler,"oh no-no-no, no more offers. you can’t offer anything to us!",rachel,let us keep the apartment and…,1 +joey,this is it! this is my category.,rachel,i know! my god! do you have your speech?,1 +joey,morning!,rachel,"hi! oh, how was your date last night?",1 +ross,can i talk to you for a minute?,rachel,"yeah, sure...",1 +monica,and the fact that theyre both monkeys.,rachel,"oh, ross, you had to, i mean, he was humping everything in sight. i mean, i have a malibu barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.",1 +phoebe,yeah?,rachel,i’m just sort of in the middle of something.,1 +ross,thats... thats classic.,rachel,"well, chandlers old roomate was jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... happy chanukah, everyone.",0 +chandler,ni-hi-ice!,rachel,"okay. oh umm, chandler, monica is looking for you.",0 +monica,ready? wrestle!,rachel,"okay, yknow what uh, actually, thats great. that helps a lot. thanks.",1 +ross,hi!,rachel,"relax, she-shes gonna give in way before you do!",0 +joey,"you damn right i am, ive been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.",rachel,"ok, you know what, im just gonna take her outside.",1 +joey,"i know. yeah, his name is pat.",rachel,"oh umm, y’know i think it would be better if we just save it.",0 +monica,"i’m sorry, they surprised me. there was nothing i could do!",rachel,well you could’ve untied it with your hands.,1 +phoebe,why not!,rachel,because i already did!,1 +monica,"hey rach, what about this? huh? who-who gets this? see, i don’t know if i want it because it might be y’know, too many memories!",rachel,what the hell is that?,1 +monica,"hey rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.",rachel,i dont gossip!,1 +monica,"rachel, i have not missed one question the whole game. i own this game! look at my hand.",rachel,why? do you have the answers written on there?,1 +ross,"yeah. look, you dont, you dont talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.",rachel,oh no!,0 +dr. green,"wait a minute, you don’t have renter’s insurance?!",rachel,"wow. i’m sorry, when i was a kid i lost a bike to that.",0 +monica,"i’m gonna go into the bathroom so i can look at it in the mirror, as i eat it.",rachel,thats great! you changed you name?,0 +monica,what?,rachel,oh my god!,1 +joey,"no, no, emma has one hugsy, the new hugsy, huh? the other hugsy, i dont know, i guess ill just take it back.",rachel,"oh you know what? when i was a little girl i had a little pink pony named cotton. oh i loved her so much, i took her everywhere, i would braid her tail...",1 +phoebe,"okay, first of all, breathe. second of all, i don’t get it. aren’t you the one that decided that you didn’t want to be with ross?",rachel,yes.,1 +monica,"yes, im sure! rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?",rachel,"okay, enough with the third degree! i-i’ve, i don’t live here anymore.",0 +ross,i uh… i don’t know. i mean i…i honestly didn’t watch it.,rachel,are we watchin’ the tape or not?!,0 +monica,why?,rachel,"oh, okay. phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?",0 +ross,uh we-we need to talk.,rachel,"uh-uh-uh, right now? because i’ve kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.",1 +phoebe,"oh my god, you guys are selling the entertainment center?",rachel,what?,0 +chandler,"y’know when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you don’t, you don’t do that every year do you?",rachel,i need to talk to you about charlie.,0 +ross,actually its the movie theatre that has the time schedule. so you dont miss the beginning.,rachel,"yes, my wind. how do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow?",1 +chandler,i-kea! this is comfortable.,rachel,this place is amazing.,1 +chandler,"well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.",rachel,"okay, well, we have to get past this! why don’t we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?",0 +joey,"see look, women, carrying the bag. but it is odd how a womens purse looks good on me, a man.",rachel,exactly! unisex!,1 +ross,nope.,rachel,"no, its been three nights in a row.",1 +mr. zelner,"yeah, it’s not like i don’t have a sense of humor, huh? hell, i even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. but there’s a time and a place, huh?! unless you uh, have a limerick right now? no? okay, well uh, you’ve got my fax number.",rachel,did you smoke?,0 +ross,which one is gina?,rachel,"dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.",1 +monica,"all right, i’m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?",rachel,so are you his mother or his father?,0 +ross,"okay enough! this is, this is not going to happen.",rachel,how are you ms. hot shot chef with the big fancy restaurant with the best chicken ever!,0 +ross,"hey-hey, or i could bring my keyboard over here sometime!",rachel,he’s coming over! he’s coming over!,1 +chandler,nice!,rachel,thats great!,1 +ross,"no, no, no, you cannot go to dinner with him.",rachel,what? you dont want me to get a job?,1 +ross,"well, can’t you at least stall her a little? i’ll-i’ll go back to some of the places i went last night.",rachel,what?!,0 +phoebe,"how about you less important people, let’s open your presents!",rachel,"look, we were way out of line, we totally support you.",0 +ross,i really do.,rachel,if you wanna call that a reason.,0 +monica,"yes, im sure! rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?",rachel,no! if there was i wouldnt tell you.,1 +monica,"oh my god, that place has the creamiest frosting! i use to hitchhike there when i was a kid.",rachel,"well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they’ll copy it in icing!",1 +phoebe,oh you made it!,rachel,dum! dum-dum-dum! dum! dum! dum! dum-dum-dum!,0 +joey,haven’t you ever read the same book over and over again?,rachel,"well, umm, i guess i read little women more than once. but i mean that’s a classic, what’s so great about the shining?",1 +monica,"oh, they-they sent me home.",rachel,why?,1 +ross,and she just gave you this?,rachel,yeah!,1 +all,wooooo!!!!,rachel,"okay, your band is playing at arnold’s, collect three cool points. which means, i have five, and that means i get joey’s boxers!",1 +joey,"let me see. oh, right.",rachel,when did you go to a sperm bank?,1 +mr. zelner,"hello rachel, you uh, got a minute?",rachel,"well, i would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects.",0 +monica,well you did a little bit.,rachel,"oh my god, honey, im so sorry!",1 +joey,what award are you practicing for?,rachel,you’re the cook! with out you it’s just me driving up to people’s houses with empty trays and asking for money!,0 +phoebe,definitely!,rachel,chandler and monica!!!!,0 +phoebe,oh my god! how bad was it?,rachel,"well, he didn’t say, but it was a fire. i’m guessing not very good. come on, we gotta go!",1 +ross,"look, im sure it would be great, but i-i think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, im gonna go!",rachel,wow. ok.,1 +amy,"yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!",rachel,we don’t know what could make this go away.,0 +monica,hey.,rachel,hey.,1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,noo! i cant take any more secrets! ive got your secrets. ive got their secrets. i got secrets of my own yknow!,0 +phoebe,"all right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the tv set.",rachel,"joey is a great guy, but were just... so different! i mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!",0 +joey,why not?!,rachel,"you don’t? well, that’s the difference between a professional and a layman.",0 +the woman,i own this store.,rachel,"so, does this come in another color or…",1 +joey,okay.,rachel,hey mon? i’m gonna check my messages.,1 +ross,"look, i-i know it’s not a proposal and i don’t know where you are, but with everything that’s been going on and with emma and…i’ve been feeling…",rachel,i know. i know. i’ve feeling…,1 +ross,y’know—thanks!,rachel,"okay, i’ll see you back at home, if i ever get a flight out of here.",1 +joey,what happened?,rachel,we are the hottest! huh? no one is hotter than we are! youre the best.,0 +joey,then i blame you! yeah! thats right! you threw me off with all your slapping!,rachel,"ok well, well im really, im sorry about that joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you dont want to take off my bra?",1 +ross,do you want me too?,rachel,"well i had a great time! learned how to bake, ate great food, that’s the first a i’ve gotten since seventh grade, and i didn’t have to sleep with the teacher this time.",0 +ross,"i’m sorry. but ah, hey, oh, somebody’s off the phone, how ‘bout a glass of wine by the fire, i could get it going again.",rachel,i love you too chandler.,0 +ross,"the game, rachel, the game. you owe us money for the game.",rachel,oh. right.,1 +chandler,"well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?",rachel,noo! angels.,1 +joey,the hardware store is right down the street.,rachel,nobody wins!,0 +ross,"uh, yeah, yeah ill, im right behind you.",rachel,good luck chandler.,1 +phoebe,"its not even that. i used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now its like, its just all about the money.",rachel,anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone elses she like freaks out. watch! watch!,0 +ross,i guess...it still seems a little... moonlight boat ride!!,rachel,"hey joey, is this the bed where olivia lost her virginity?",1 +phoebe,fish!,rachel,"it wouldnt have mattered anyway, phoebe, you and i are, are gonna live together, were roommates; thats the deal.",1 +joey,"nothing, he’s just really believes in that.",rachel,"oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. i just, it was awful. i told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then i told him i wanted to take a break, i don’t want to take a break.",1 +danny,hey!,rachel,hi danny! wow! thirsty huh?,1 +phoebe,"it’s so weird, i have never been fired from anything before!",rachel,"well, if you think it would help.",0 +ross,you want me to call her right now?,rachel,"oh no! no! no-no-no-no! no, i mean come on that’s-that’s crazy—i mean that’s crazy. so what’s-what’s going on with you? what is going on with you?",1 +phoebe,"well, what am i going to tell monica? she wants to wear them tonight!",rachel,tell her to wear her own earrings.,1 +phoebe,"i know! monica’s gonna have a baby! hey, can this count as her something new?",rachel,oh my god!,1 +chandler,i will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. how can you eat the cheesecake without me?!,rachel,"oh, what are you going to do?! are you gonna go run tell monica?! are you gonna tell joey?! no! because then you will have to tell them what we did! we are desert stealers! we are living outside the law!",1 +phoebe,"yeah. you’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. you’re like ed mcmahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.",rachel,"yeah. uh-huh, i guess it is pretty big news.",1 +monica,you just put an empty carton back in the fridge!,rachel,"oh yeah, i know, but the garbage was full.",1 +phoebe,open bar?,rachel,i think so.,1 +phoebe,me too! so happy for them!,rachel,i’m so happy and not at all jealous.,1 +tag,fine.,rachel,thank you. hello? i still don’t get it.,1 +phoebe,"oh, see, jack did love the cow.",rachel,"but see, it was a plan. yknow, it was clear. it was figured out, and now everythings just kinda like...",1 +ross,"animal sex, animal sex? so whatre you saying, i mean, youre saying that like, theres nothing between us animal at all. i mean theres not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?",rachel,i cant believe im about to meet benjamin hobart. ive always thought of him as one of the people id invite to my fantasy dinner party. do you think theres any chance hell bring christie brinkley or c3po?,0 +monica,"so, why dont you just take it back to where you got it?",rachel,blue blazer back. he-he wants it back.,0 +monica,"hey, rach. how was it with your friends? okay! how would you like some tiki death punch?",rachel,"well, how long do you think itll be?",0 +ross,"so, uh, hes back.",rachel,"yeah, hes back. is that a problem?",1 +ross,its an empty apartment.,rachel,oooh.,1 +jill,"you don’t want him, but you don’t want me to have him?",rachel,y’know bob in human resources…,1 +monica,"he had to go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.",rachel,i cant believe this. i was just being a good guy. i treated you with respect and understanding.,0 +ross,we were on a break!!!!!!!,rachel,yeah.,0 +phoebe,"i dont care, ive never won anything before, i cant believe this!",rachel,"so pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?",1 +monica,"yeah, thats a big step.",rachel,"oh, youre right.",0 +joanna,"uh-oh, tunnel.",rachel,no! nothing with a raccoon.,0 +ross,"come on, show them to me.",rachel,no..!,1 +tag,that’s kinda sad.,rachel,"look, i-i’m really sorry i let go of the bike.",0 +phoebe,"well, it felt french.",rachel,"oh god, i really had a good time!",1 +ross,"okay, i’ll just wait for him in here!",rachel,"ross, it’s okay. you can come out.",1 +phoebe,thank god you’re here. listen to this!,rachel,what?,1 +monica,"the good stuff, huh?",rachel,hi!,1 +ross,"alright, we�ll just, uh, see when you get here. bye. huh, that was my mom, she�s stuck in terrible traffic.",rachel,"okay, well that�s now the third sign that i should not leave emma.",1 +ross,and you made it through that? i wonder whos gonna play you in the movie!,rachel,"look, im sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? but the swings are perfectly safe, and besides emma loves them. you know what, you should come with us and youll see!",0 +monica,"hey, rach, how was work?",rachel,"hi frank. frank jr.: hi, how you doin?",0 +phoebe,oh my god!� i love things.� what happened?,rachel,"well, um, first he told me he liked how i looked.� and, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.",1 +charlie,"god, rachel, what ross just said that is just so..",rachel,"oh, i uh, i mean, i... dude, i spent the whole conference with charlie.",0 +ross,what happened to the disgustingtons?,rachel,they’re having their baby! it’s not fair ross we got here first! right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little jamie just crowning away.,1 +joey,i just have one question!,rachel,shoot!,1 +ross,your make-up!,rachel,morning.,0 +gavin,clearly youve never been to sandles paradise island.,rachel,"y-ello. no, rachels not here right now, can i take a message? alright, and how do we spell casey, is it like at the bat or and the sunshine band? ok, bye-bye. hey, whos this uh, this casey?",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,"hey, pheebs.",0 +ross,good.,rachel,"oh my god, look! that’s elizabeth!",0 +monica,hey!,rachel,good deal.,0 +joshua,"i do. i do. i love it. in fact, i think i’m gonna wear it home.",rachel,great.,1 +ross,i think chandler’s gone.,rachel,"hey, where’s chandler?",0 +chandler,whoa! dont know about that.,rachel,what you got there? something else thats not yours that you can break?,1 +sandy,i er... i hope you dont mind. i used some of my home-made lotion on emma. its a mixture of calendula and honey cream. itll dry that rash right up. plus... it keeps the hands young...,rachel,please? yes! sandy youre hired.,1 +steve,"im not funny either. so, if you were thinking, well, hes not that good-looking, but maybe well have some laughs... that aint gonna happen.",rachel,"well, come on, steve; lets not rule out nervous laughter. hey, now wait a minute. phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. thats impressive.",1 +monica,"seriously, where did you get the hat?",rachel,"ohh, well. yknow we were always together, in fact the had a nickname for the three of us.",0 +joey,yeah! look!,rachel,i’ve never lived like this before.,1 +all,m!,rachel,gimme an ‘i!’,1 +monica,"sure, every time, youre such a princess...",rachel,you sure?,0 +phoebe,: your visa bill is huge!,rachel,"you’re right. i mean i’m sorry. yeah, i shouldn’t be laughing. i should be laying down papers for you!",0 +chandler,007?! this is james bond’s tux?!,rachel,thank you!,0 +joey,many are scheduled to appear.,rachel,"yeah! we’d meet, we’d meet total strangers, and hang out with them!",0 +ross,rach!,rachel,"look, i’m fine. watch. look at that. whoa-whoa!",1 +tag,it’s my sister.,rachel,"okay, very cute braces. anyway y’know what, the point is tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, but there’s a two-year wait. and then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. that’s four years. chandler’s not gonna wait that long. he’s gonna find somebody else, y’know? someone, someone who did put their name on the list.",rachel,"yeah hon, it can’t hurt to put your name down! i mean in if two years if you’re not engaged you just don’t use it.",1 +phoebe,oh my god!—eh! well…,rachel,ohhh!,1 +phoebe,"oh my god. this is where you got all our stuff, pottery barn! oh my god!",rachel,"okay! okay-okay look—no i did, i just wanted this stuff and i know how you feel about pottery barn. just… come on don’t be mad.",1 +phoebe,so?,rachel,"yeah, yknow what, there are other fish in the sea.",0 +joey,gettin’ drunk and going to a strip club.,rachel,how does going to a strip club help him better?,1 +ticket agent,there’s one leaving in thirty minutes.,rachel,"ohh, i just don’t think i have enough left on my credit card.",1 +phoebe,"okay. wait, do you know how you’re going to stall her?",rachel,i’ll figure something out.,1 +chandler,"oh, how well you know me...",rachel,"theyre my new i dont need a job, i dont need my parents, ive got great boots boots!",1 +ross,umm-hmm.,rachel,"ooh, i just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...",1 +joey,"well, with dr. drake they always tell me what to say. and with joey, i pretty much have to make it up on my own.",rachel,wow! tell me something joey——whoa! i just fell right off the couch there.,1 +interviewer,okay.,rachel,"wait a minute! what do you mean, youre taking over my job?",1 +ross,"okay, umm. did you ever see, um, return of the jedi?",rachel,"oh wow. what, do you think maybe he’s gonna tell you that he’s gay?",0 +chandler,is that a swing?,rachel,"uh-uh. see, i see.... big passion in your future.",0 +mr. zelner,"yknow what? i may regret this but uh, im going to give you a shot.",rachel,hi.,0 +monica,"hello? oh, hi ross! see? other people call me!",rachel,"ooh, your brother. score!",1 +monica,you wanna fool around with joey?,rachel,"yes, yes i did, but what i didnt say was what i was about to say, what i wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight.",0 +ross,"oh, ive gotten into the habit of calling rachel mommy when were around emma. which i now realize we are not ...",rachel,im hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her first word.,1 +joey,y-sure!,rachel,its gonna be ok. ryans been under water. hes just gonna be so glad that you dont have barnicles on your butt.,0 +monica,sit down! we’re winning!,rachel,"all right, well i guess i’ll just have to do what i do on dates.",0 +jill,hi!,rachel,thanks.,0 +monica,no! no it’s not! it’s not gonna be okay! it sucks! no swing band! no lilies!,rachel,"no, y’know what? it’s gonna be okay. i mean you don’t have to have this rustic italian feast. y’know? and-and you don’t need, you don’t need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack.",1 +ross,"yeah, thats kinda what i meant by bye!",rachel,"tell my son that i love him. excellent! well, okay, i gotta have some more fun!",0 +ross,you can see where hed have trouble.,rachel,carol moved her stuff out today.,0 +ross,i gotta get to work.,rachel,oh yeah? fine.,1 +phoebe,oh me too.,rachel,"that’s right, and that’s why we celebrate hanukkah today. the end.",0 +phoebe,"mhuh, guys, that means the world to me. huh, nkay, i�m gonna take off.",rachel,well thats fine with me. could use the money.,0 +joey,whoa!,rachel,"umm, i just wanna say, uh that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... are you gonna kill me?",0 +monica,"okay, okay. i hate this.",rachel,"ah, yeah!",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"well,fall out of it. you know, you shouldnt even be here, its a school night. oh god, oh god. im like those women that you see with shiny guys named chad. im joan collins.",0 +jill,hey!,rachel,jill! did you shop?!,1 +carol,are they here yet?,rachel,"not at all! i love this guy. hey, i was so psyched to hear youre back with my sister!",0 +ross,"rach, you cant call people at three in the morning.",rachel,"oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!",1 +joey,so i guess you all saw it.,rachel,about what?,0 +phoebe,"it’s so good. oh, thanks.",rachel,"i did that too! they wouldn’t give me her real name or her number. they said, if i bothered them again they’d call the police. i said, if you talk to the police, you tell them i’m missing a ring!",0 +ross,"the necklace i got you was gold, this one is silver.",rachel,"huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.",1 +joey,"i know why i dont remember her, huh?",rachel,"alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because were gonna be here for a li... wait a minute, there is a window in there!",0 +joey,i cant believe im hearing this!,rachel,"no-no, things ah, finally happened with kate.",0 +joey,"i feel so stupid, you know? why... why do i keep going after the wrong girls?",rachel,"w-what are you, what are you talking about?",1 +tag,oh.,rachel,you can go.,1 +joey,stupid jane rogers!!,rachel,"when im with a woman, i need to know that im going out with more people than she is.",0 +monica,"rach, are you really gonna let him do this?",rachel,"honey, he’s about to go hit on isabella rosselini. i’m just sorry we don’t got popcorn.",1 +paul,wait! wait! listen! listen to this! y’know what i wanted to be when i was that age?,rachel,a lover?,1 +phoebe,"oh no, i know! i know! its the one where joey got monicas turkey stuck on his head!",rachel,"this is nice. i pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like mr. big shot. you really want to be mr. big shot? here, i’ll tell you what, you pay the whole bill, mr. big shot, all right.",0 +chandler,you’re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a sony play station?,rachel,"isnt that sad? i mean, can you see how pathetic that is? you shouldnt be jealous. you should feel bad for him.",0 +phoebe,uhm... stockholm.,rachel,"rach, try holding her a different way.",0 +joey,i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning! phoebe : you doing ok?,rachel,who?,0 +woman,"yeah, well, i had a 24-inch waist. you lose things. now come on, get outta my way.",rachel,"rach, have you never done this before?",0 +ross,it was. it was an amazing night.,rachel,"look, forget it phoebe. okay? it’s rachel’s tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. and she wants to destroy it. so, end of story.",0 +jill,me go out with ross?! no! god no! what would make you think that?,rachel,"and say what? you owe me a goodbye, i mean, hes got more pride than that.",0 +chandler,"hello? oh, uh, rachel, its the visa card people.",rachel,"oh, okay. will you take my place?",1 +tom,"im gonna go talk to uh, a friend.",rachel,yeah!,0 +ross,"what?! i wh-, what’s wrong?",rachel,"i’m sorry, i just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.",1 +ross,"well remember that paper i had published last year on sediment flow rate, huh? they loved it.",rachel,there are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct…,0 +ross,"no! and somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.",rachel,"oh, then ill tell you. my agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! its my first national commercial!",0 +joey,"uh, am i curious? i mean, i am as curious as... as... george!!",rachel,who...?,1 +phoebe,see? this is exactly why you shouldn’t lie!,rachel,"yeah! okay, here you go.",0 +ross,"hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! okay.",rachel,"oh dark mother, once again i suckle at your smokey tit.",0 +joshua,"nice uh, costume.",rachel,"they were so ornate and beautiful, i mean look at that!",0 +joey,"yeah, monica made us!",rachel,thats not very enlightened!,0 +phoebe,exactly!,rachel,you got it!,0 +ross,your good friend?,rachel,yeah!,1 +monica,"no i didnt. i asked, got the ke-eys?",rachel,"no, no, no, you said, got the keys.",1 +amy,"humpf, remember him? how we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.",rachel,"no, ive got work and then im proposing..",0 +chandler,"yes. yes, there is, they play on sundays and monday nights.",rachel,oh shoot! i work monday nights.,1 +jill,hey!,rachel,"if you want, ill do it.",0 +chandler,"okay ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?",rachel,are you joking? check out is not ‘til noon and he has a good eleven minutes left.,1 +tag,why?,rachel,"because, uh—it has to.",1 +monica,and i dont know if youve noticed but shes a hotty!! hi!,rachel,so what do you want?,0 +ross,"mark is that ah, the same mark that helped you get the job?",rachel,"yeah, its kinda like a good luck on your first day sort of thing. is this actually a lunchbox?",1 +monica,that’s right! you lose sucker!! please still marry me.,rachel,this is why i told the manager i wouldn’t wait on you tonight!,0 +monica,"hello? hello? oh! rachel, its paolo calling from rome.",rachel,...no. i think some things are better left unsaid. i think its nicer when people just get along.,0 +ross,this is weird for me!,rachel,"ross look, look this is good for you. okay? let’s face it, so far the guy’s not lovin’ ya! but i can turn that around! i got the inside track! we can all go out to dinner, y’know? and i can talk you up! ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!",1 +ross,yeah? okay.,rachel,oh i’ll prove it! i’ll prove it like a theorem!!,0 +ross,and somebody took a shot at me!,rachel,really?!,1 +ross,mon?,rachel,gone for more jars. back later. monica geller.,1 +monica,cause you invited your assistant.,rachel,"oh, right. sorry. but tags not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so hes spending thanksgiving with her.",1 +joey,because! you’re mean on the boat!,rachel,you mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?,0 +monica,tea gives phoebe the trots.,rachel,you sprayed my front twice!,0 +ross,"no, i mean tonight, in the building. suddenly. into our lives.",rachel,"hi. um, i want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. ok, here we go. ok, thank you very much.",0 +joey,why don’t i take you out?,rachel,"oh yeah? all right, let’s do it tonight.",0 +policeman,can i see your license please?,rachel,and in the meantime you better let him drive. does he have a license?,0 +monica,"well, umm, walker was looking for this big bus load of kids…. all right, i get your point.",rachel,all right.,1 +monica,"okay, look at this one. this is my favourite.",rachel,"oh, that is so sweet!",1 +ross,what do you mean?,rachel,"well, i dont get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number.",1 +phoebe,or we could use it to call china. see how those guys are doing.,rachel,"what if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and i answer and we start talking and we fell in love. i mean wouldnt that be a great story? kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.",1 +monica,"so uh, joey and chanlder, i, i think its time that you take dr. greene over to your place.",rachel,"ohh, thank you for my beautiul earrings, theyre perfect. i love you.",1 +phoebe,oh... okay.,rachel,"phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, i mean, you know, and judging whos cuter just for a trophy...",1 +phoebe,"i would, but youre the last one.",rachel,"oh my god, i completely forgot! oh my god! i cant believe they let us back in this place! . benjamin : you werent there!",0 +ross,what the hell are doing?!!,rachel,"and a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, yknow.",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,it-it—the point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.,rachel,"oh, see now i feel bad for the kid! i had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! y’know you—i couldn’t concentrate and i blushed every time he looked at me. i mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.",1 +mona,you don’t think this is too fast.,rachel,you gave her a key to your apartment?!,1 +phoebe,hm?,rachel,"did you get all this stuff for joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!",1 +nurse,"miss green, your fathers doctor is on the phone if youd like to speak to him.",rachel,"oh, great, are you gonna be ok?",1 +ross,i guess so.,rachel,"so uh, so did anything happen? because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!",1 +monica,well theres not much we can do.,rachel,"um... unless, unless i use yours.",1 +ross,"great, actually. im thinking tonight, maybe the night. yeah, i mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when theyre asleep, im thinking amanda and i break open a bottle of wine, and do a little playing ourselves.",rachel,"hi guys! this is josh. josh, these are my friends, and thats ross.",1 +ross,yeah? all right ill call the airlines.,rachel,"okay. yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.",1 +monica,ow!!,rachel,"look, i… look, i’m having a great time with you and i just don’t want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. so, i’m sorry i just don’t think we should go away together yet. it’s-it’s too soon.",0 +joey,i will be doing a dramatic reading of one of emma’s books.,rachel,"yeah, you dont wanna live in westchester. thats like the worst of the chesters.",0 +chandler,sorry.,rachel,"oh-ho, my god! that was so awesome! you totally got him back for calling you fat! he was just drooling all over you. that mustve felt so great!",1 +ross,"i-im, im having a boy?",rachel,"uh...no. no, no, in fact, youre not having a boy.",1 +phoebe,we should help him!,rachel,"well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! i start shooting today!",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,ah... chick jr.? duck jr.? dont hide from mama!,0 +amy,"well, i can do it.",rachel,which one was pete carney?,0 +joey,"hey, rach, how you doing with the shining?",rachel,"no, i can’t. i would, i really would, but my son is here; i can’t leave him. isn’t—you don’t think there’s any way?",0 +phoebe,"well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.",rachel,okay!,1 +ross,…that you actually…,rachel,well did she know you two weren’t married?,0 +joshua,"yeah, they’re out of town.",rachel,oh my god! thats why i got up too!,0 +ross,hello.,rachel,: can you be my dancing partner?,0 +phoebe,i know.� that was fun.�,rachel,see you guys.�,1 +ross,"no. no, uh, phoebs? you cant—you cant do...",rachel,"oh wait, i have the ten of spades! here!",1 +monica,hey guys!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"no, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?",rachel,"oooh. oh, well this is awkward.",0 +joey,yeah...,rachel,oh my god.,0 +ross,"no, no, no, im sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at barneys?",rachel,my father had an heart attack... ...while i was at barney’s.,1 +ross,"well, see? so, maybe it wasnt such a bad idea, yknow, me kissing your mom, uh? huh? but.. we dont have to go down that road.",rachel,"no, you?",0 +phoebe,naked alone time.,rachel,"no! phoebe just because im alone doesn’t mean i wanna walk around naked. i mean, you live alone, you dont walk around naked.",1 +joey,yeah?,rachel,do you want some pancakes?,1 +all,night.,rachel,"yeah? joey really knows his art, huh?",0 +chandler,"look, it really is gonna be okay. the important thing is that we love each other and that we’re gonna get married.",rachel,"i’ve got friends too. okay, bye.",0 +frank,"wait, yknow what, i-i came to you because i thought you’d understand! oh no!! yknow, i would storm out of here right now if-if i had some money, or a place to go…",rachel,all we’re saying is don’t rush into anything.,0 +monica,he asked you out?!,rachel,no. but i was showing him some cufflinks and i felt his pulse.,1 +ross,"okay, yknow how you told me i should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?",rachel,"nooooo!!! yknow what? now that i think about it, i constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!",0 +chandler,y’know what? i-i kinda have.,rachel,yep! thats my thing...,0 +joey,here you go. let me ask you a question.,rachel,yeah?,1 +monica,oh my god! how cute is the on-call doctor?,rachel,"no, no i only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive… hold on one second; let me check this out. (he gets up and grabs a photo album.",0 +phoebe,"no, i know what a silent is i meant, what’s going on with your hair?",rachel,wow! you might just get the first nobel prize in rubbing. so what country is this guy from?,0 +ross,"okay. okay. if uh, if you’re gonna do this, then i’m gonna do that. so…",rachel,"oh, wait ross! i’m sorry, one more thing!",1 +phoebe,"you guys, we said we were gonna have fun! come on, hey, remember the time… you don’t remember?",rachel,"oh, sweetie, oh.",0 +monica,phoebe! rachel! it’s monica! i wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! oh.,rachel,"oh monica, we are so sorry.",1 +chandler,"sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood. hey!",rachel,hey!,1 +monica,i can’t go to lunch!!,rachel,right.,1 +ross,four.,rachel,"no, but wait—what if i bought it from you, y’know? and your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say $1,500?",0 +monica,i havent really settled on a spot yet!,rachel,"well, hey! how about right above the tv? . that way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!",1 +joey,sorry. monica and chandler are making love.,rachel,"oh, that is so unfortunate.",0 +ross,hey rach!,rachel,hey.,1 +ross,"yeah well, if ah, if that’s the rule this weekend... no!",rachel,yes!,1 +ross,"oh, yeah. emmas doing great.",rachel,"i’ll tell you what, chandler, why don’t you call me when you grow up!",0 +joshua,huh. yeah?,rachel,fear of triscuts?,0 +joey,i don’t know rach.,rachel,"oh, mr. scientist has to get all technical!",0 +ginger,"some day, maybe.",rachel,"i-i-i like, i like parties.",0 +ross,"so when i came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.",rachel,well—really? i thought chandler was your best friend.,1 +monica,"and what are you laughing at, miss `my-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!",rachel,"yes, and they should name one of their kids joey. i may not have kids; someones gotta carry on the family name.",0 +ross,okay.,rachel,"let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! and why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!",1 +joey,what?! oh my-oh my god!,rachel,"i know i told you, it’s a really big problem.",1 +chandler,can you people not see me?!,rachel,sorry!,0 +ross,i’m so proud of you.,rachel,me too!,1 +chandler,no!! okay!! what’s with the third degree?! why don’t you just shine a light in my eyes?!,rachel,"...and so then i realized. all this stuff i had been doing. proposing to joshua, lying to ross about why i couldn’t come to the wedding. was all just a way of...",1 +nurse,"okay rachel, are you comfortable?",rachel,"no! all right, who-who makes up the questions?",0 +ross,"oh, thank you. hey, hey. rachel!!!!",rachel,"hi. ohhh, you got my message.",1 +customer,"ahh, miss? more coffee?",rachel,really?!,0 +ross,"hey, you’re right.",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,the paper.,rachel,"yeah, whats it about?",1 +monica,"yeah, ours pretty much sucked, oh, but, i did run into little stevie fisher. remember him?",rachel,come on!,0 +joey,"oh... food. no, sex. food! sex! food! se-i dont know! good god, i dont know, i want girls on bread!",rachel,you gotta see these latest pictures of emma.,1 +ross,"hey, so uhm... how was dinner?",rachel,hey-hey listen…,0 +ross,"good-good, i’m-i’m married.",rachel,ohh! me too!,1 +ross,i do.,rachel,"oh ross, youre so great.",1 +monica,are you sure you wanna do this?,rachel,"uhhuh, how did you know that?",0 +monica,"no, sweetie, i-i trust you.",rachel,"yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.",0 +chandler,you okay over there?,rachel,"i don’t know, y’know? i feel a little umm… no, y’know what? nevermind, i’m gonna be fine.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, right! see, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. and then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. and he lived in a village, and you live in the village..",rachel,"okay, but pheebs, pheebs, jack gave up a cow, i gave up an orthodontist. okay, i-i-i know, i know i didnt love him-",1 +joey,maybe you need sex. i had sex a couple days ago.,rachel,no! no joey! u-n-i-sex.,1 +joey,rachel please!!! just have dinner with us!!!,rachel,"oh, i wouldn’t miss this.",0 +joey,whats wrong?,rachel,nothing...,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,i can promise not to tell her again.,0 +joey,"thats true. but you know what, it doesnt matter because i already know who youre gonna go home with tonight.",rachel,who ?,1 +dr. miller,"almost! but first, we gotta start.",rachel,okay.,1 +monica,huh? what’d ya say joe? i’ll be right there.,rachel,do you think he’ll ever forgive me?,0 +ross,"no, you dont.",rachel,"theyre waiting for me, ross. i cant do this right now, im sorry. im sorry.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"i mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!",1 +nurse,"just so you know, dr. long can’t be here today, she was called to",rachel,"okay, i’ll see you tomorrow! just so you know,",0 +ross,that is so made up!,rachel,"yeah, oh my god, tomorrow! that, no, it’s perfect. oh god, thank you soo much. great! bye! i got the interview!",1 +mindy,what do you mean?,rachel,smell familiar?,1 +mark,rachel?,rachel,"i mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am i missing opportunities? you know, ive always thought of myself as a serious actor. i mean, should i be trying to do more independent movies?",0 +phoebe,whats up?,rachel,hey!,0 +gavin,exactly how contagious is this thing you have? i mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?,rachel,its just a cold,1 +woman,"oooh, that sounded like a bad one.",rachel,yeah it was.,1 +ross,"no, she likes that. yeah. faking sleep doesn’t work either, i can’t tell you how many mornings i woke up with her...",rachel,whoa-ho.,1 +phoebe,"uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?",rachel,i dont know... maybe its because she has got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar...,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,what?!?!,0 +ross,"really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and i will wait for my mom and then i�ll meet you there.",rachel,oh-a.,1 +monica,i know,rachel,open your drapes! open your drapes!,1 +joey,"uh, sit down. i wanna talk about our situation.",rachel,"i made her favorite, tuna salad with pickles.",0 +monica,"yeah you’re right, we can’t—we shouldn’t watch this.",rachel,absolutely not.,1 +monica,"i mean this has been like my dream since i got my first easy bake oven and opened easy monica’s bakery. i mean i would kill for this job. i mean i can totally do this job, and god knows i paid my dues. but pete’s just doing this because he has a crush on me.",rachel,"yeah, its no big deal. its just a blind date.",0 +ross,"okay. ben? come here. all right, i’m gonna leave you here with aunt rachel for about an hour. okay? are you gonna be okay?",rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,"rach, rach, i just remembered. i had a dream about mr. geller last night.",rachel,really?!,1 +chandler,"you didn’t see how mad he was, y’know?",rachel,so... how many guys have your key?,0 +chandler,"my chair. now, if anybody asks, your name is rosita!",rachel,"all right, wait just one more second. hi, its phoebe and rachels. please leave a message, thanks!",0 +phoebe,so?,rachel,okay.,0 +dr. green,"the wedding! there’s going to be a wedding. young lady, don’t you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! rachel karen green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!",rachel,february 2nd!,1 +joey,yeah!,rachel,how sad are we?,0 +phoebe,but why does it even matter?!,rachel,ohhhh!! gross!!,0 +monica,oh i love taking limos when nobody died!,rachel,"ok, ok!",0 +ross,right. good night.,rachel,"oh my god! i had the best time with tim last night. he is so sweet! oh, i can’t wait to get sous-neath him.",0 +monica,"it’s not like, i haven’t any opportunities. i mean, y’know, i’m just waiting for the perfect guy. i’m seeing this guy roger, all right? he’s not perfect, but umm, i think maybe i should just get it over with. y’know, give him my flower.",rachel,"phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!",0 +all,no! come on!,rachel,"okay, heres my big scene. my big scenes here! oh my god.",0 +joey,i guess so. im just... really nervous.,rachel,"okay, well keep in mind that by the time youre done, theyll probably be serving dinner.",1 +monica,"ohh, fun!",rachel,"ohh, great!",1 +kathy,cute assistant! what’s his story? is he…,rachel,gay? yeah.,1 +chandler,go on.,rachel,we know about your party joey.,0 +joey,"rach! rachel! okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.",rachel,i’m also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.,0 +chandler,thanks,rachel,"hey mon, let’s give pete a chance come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.",1 +phoebe,well that’s only two days away. what is the other option?,rachel,insane. frank jr.: i know.,0 +joey,fifth days a charm.,rachel,"yeah, because if i was at my old job wed say 300 million? no thank you!",0 +ross,"yes, she is this new professor of my department that i did not kiss.",rachel,"i dont know why joey had to kiss her! i mean, of all the girls at the party, god!",1 +charlie,oh! that feels sooo good!,rachel,"oh, lucky me! coffee and a live sex show!",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend susanne is entering her kid and compared to emma shes a real dog!",0 +phoebe,"ohh! all right! all right. here’s what we’ll do, i’ll get twice as drunk as monica and then no one’s will even notice her.",rachel,what’s-what’s going on? phil’s really pissed!,1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"what are you talking about pheebs? i dont… oh my god, you drew on me?!",1 +ross,"yeah, i really do. yeah, but what am i gonna do, i mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment.",rachel,"haaaaa! hey-hey, thanks for stopping our ball.",0 +joey,"oh, i know it... it is amazing these little things open doors... huh!",rachel,you couldnt have told me about this on the phone?,0 +joey,yeah?,rachel,"okay, we-we swallow our feelings. even if it means we’re unhappy forever. sound good?",0 +monica,"so, maybe i am a little high maintenance. and maybe rachel is a little bit of a pushover. but you know what we decided you are?",rachel,"y’know dad, chandler is one of ross’s very best friends!",0 +mona,you don’t think this is too fast.,rachel,i know! i know! why do you guys need to have this conversation?! huh? i,0 +phoebe,"oh! ok, um, ok, um,",rachel,im having a son. um...,0 +joey,i’m up all night!,rachel,save it.,0 +all,"congratulations! ohh, thats great!",rachel,he probably wants you back because youre right for the job.,0 +joey,"i got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?",rachel,"hey wait a minute, this one isn’t dirty.",0 +ross,helps a little.,rachel,"well, i eat a lot of meat right?",0 +mark,wow! somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.,rachel,"oh no, no-no-no, thats not, not, not, what he is doing. hes just, hes just really romantic.",1 +ross,"what, he gave you his home number? as in like, to, to his home?",rachel,"yeah, and you don’t mind if i call, because you only want good things for me.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, i had a massage client who worked there and-and he said i had a knack for stocks.",rachel,why did they get divorced?,0 +joey,yeaah.,rachel,"hey, hey! boo us? boo you!",0 +phoebe,"you remember her from my birthday party two years ago. she’s yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...",rachel,tell us!,0 +danny,okay.,rachel,"god, you are so strong.",0 +monica,"y’know, i think if i were going to be with a woman. it’d, it’d be with someone like michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.",rachel,"see, i don’t know, for me it would have to chantal.",1 +joey,how do you think shes doing?,rachel,am i the only one who doesnt think that shes hot? ross?,1 +monica,"ooh...hey honey, are you all right?",rachel,what are you talking about?,0 +phoebe,"uh, only if you have the hiccups too. yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. i just didn’t feel like getting up. okay, i’m gonna show you a picture of ross. okay? and you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. all right? really focus on his flaws.",rachel,i can do that. i certainly did it when we were going out.,1 +monica,hmm?,rachel,hows ross doing? yknow since all the emily stuff.,1 +chandler,shall i carve?,rachel,"rachel, rachel, sweetheart. youre a terrible, terrible waitress. really, really awful.",0 +joey,im so confused!,rachel,"yes, yes. i still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!",1 +ross,i just can’t see chandler cheating!,rachel,"i’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!",1 +joey,"no! no, and i did not ask her to marry me!",rachel,"yes, you did!",1 +monica,okay.,rachel,okay. okay!,1 +barry,"all right miss green, everything looks fine... yep, i think were starting to see some real progress here.",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,"ok, use it in a sentence.",rachel,ok... emma just said gleba!,1 +ross,what? what? what?!! well they should put that on the box!!!,rachel,you guys you really should get rid of those animals. they shouldn’t be living in an apartment.,0 +monica and phoebe,"oh, that’s great!!",rachel,joey!,1 +ross,"uh-ha, what about someone who looks like rachel? i will think about the therapy.",rachel,hey!,1 +ross,"no, i cant. i have back-to-back classes. did molly say what she had? because my throats been hurting?",rachel,"excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? thanks.",0 +phoebe,"well, i snapped! okay? you werent taking the class seriously.",rachel,"phoebe, come on! what is the big deal? i thought this was going to be something we could do together! yknow, i thought it would be fun!",1 +jill,"can’t have?! excuse me, the only thing i can’t have is dairy!",rachel,"whoa, i didn’t know we could date your sister!",0 +phoebe,it’s slang for pregnant.,rachel,phoebe!,1 +ross,is that funny? am i supposed to be laughing?,rachel,"i don’t know, you thought ‘see you saturday’ was funny. look honey, mark is in fashion okay, i like having a friend that i can share this stuff with. you guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.",1 +ross,"well good, okay. i-i, kind of think y’know if we…if… you’re wearing the ring.",rachel,wh-what’s that?,1 +jill,"i don’t understand, do you want to go out with ross?",rachel,no.,1 +chandler,"forget it! okay, i’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!",rachel,you’re bachelor pad?!,1 +ross,"one night, just-just sex. no strings attached?",rachel,"yeah-yeah, we never had that,",1 +ross,what you don’t think i’d go up to her?,rachel,"ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.",1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,so can we keep this between us?,1 +monica,hi.,rachel,yes.,0 +ross,"you werent there! okay, maybe this is something that i-im supposed to seize! yknow?",rachel,right. good night.,0 +joey,"hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?",rachel,"come on rach, when a guy says he’s going to call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call. hasn’t it ever happened to you?",0 +ross,"its not that easy, theres still a lot of relationship stuff.",rachel,what?!,0 +ross,"hey, maybe i can fix that, you know. try to turn it into something else.",rachel,i cant believe emma is still asleep!,0 +joey,hey,rachel,"yeah, youre right, thanks pheebs, im gonna go find her.",0 +phoebe,"i may play the fool at times, but i’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit. i believe this belongs to the father of your baby.",rachel,"oh god… oh, he’s in there right now?",1 +joey,im saying maybe you and i crank it up a notch.,rachel,"all right, i cant wait!",0 +ross,"well, can i talk to you for a sec.?",rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,i just can’t see chandler cheating!,rachel,"listen, roland chang, if things go well, i’m gonna be out with her all night.",0 +gunther,rachel?,rachel,yeah.,1 +chandler,"look all i know is when monica and i went to see them, we had fun! and there’s another reason too.",rachel,"oh-aw my god! now, i understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. were too good! we owe it, to sex!",0 +joshua,"need uh, need a little hand there.",rachel,"then uh, what’s-what’s this?",0 +phoebe,"oh, see, jack did love the cow.",rachel,"look, its just a little more complicated...",0 +paul,okay.,rachel,"so you’re gonna be in the car, i will be upstairs, and that’s where everybody’s gonna be!",1 +joey,im thinking about you...,rachel,nooo.,0 +phoebe,"oh, i dont wanna choose! its . oh okay, wait. rach! listen i have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.",rachel,"goody, what is it!",1 +phoebe,"well, if thats what they do in minsk... in new york... its...",rachel,oh... oh boy... hi...,1 +ross,thats not bad.,rachel,coffee.,1 +chandler,"uh, if i were omnipotent for a day, id.. make myself omnipotent forever.",rachel,"see, theres always one guy. if i had a wish, id wish for three more wishes.",1 +ross,"i just, i don’t understand, i mean, how-how can she do this? y’know, what, am i, am i like a complete idiot for thinking that she’d actually show up?",rachel,"no, you’re not an idiot, ross. you’re a guy very much in love.",1 +joey,"hey, no way, that rooster’s family!",rachel,"whoa. wait a minute, wait a minute.",0 +monica,did you two…,rachel,"no, not my touchie.",0 +chandler,fine!,rachel,you give me back my walkman!,1 +ross,"i am good. okay! okay! uh, i got the pillow! i got the bag! you got the keys?",rachel,okay! i got the keys! okay! okay!,1 +phoebe,"oh, i dont make them a lot because i dont think its fair to the other cookies",rachel,"all right, well, youre right, these are the best oatmeal cookies ive ever had.",1 +ross,why? did you write it?,rachel,here goes...,0 +joey,really? a purse?,rachel,its not a purse! its a shoulder bag.,1 +joey,what the hell is that?!!,rachel,"its a, its a cat!",1 +mr. heckles,thank you. im going to rejoin my dinner party.,rachel,"all right, bye-bye.",1 +ross,i mean after tomorrow night.,rachel,"yes, yes, thats right...",0 +ross,"no, i cant. i have back-to-back classes. did molly say what she had? because my throats been hurting?",rachel,menstrual cramps.,1 +kathy,by being in a box?,rachel,"julie hi! chandler bing, i, i guess you remember me.",0 +phoebe,i know.,rachel,so does it really hurt as bad as they say?,1 +ross,what kind of job is that for a man? a nanny? i-its like if a woman wanted to be...,rachel,yes?,1 +monica,"oh, rach! rach! umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to chandler’s dad and try to keep him away from chandler’s mom?",rachel,yeah! but i don’t know what he looks like!,1 +phoebe,"so here is a, a very special holiday song that i wrote for some very important people to me. went to the store, sat on santas lap. asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. said all you need is to write them a song. now, you havent heard it yet, so dont try to sing along. no, dont sing along. monica, moncia, have a happy hanukkah. saw santa claus, he said hello to ross. and please tell joey, christmas will be snowy! and rachel and chandler, have err-umm-glander!! happy holidays, everybody!",rachel,ah. chandler bing.,0 +mona,"oh good, you’re here. yeah, and i was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.",rachel,"i know mona, just hear me out. first of all, i’m so sorry about my father yelling at you, but i heard you totally held your own. you’re gonna have to tell me how you did that.",1 +phoebe,yeah. that’s fine. that’s fair. is it tag?,rachel,phoebe!!,1 +joey,"fine! take their advice. no one ever listens to me. when the package is this pretty, no one cares whats inside.",rachel,huh! where is the dog?!,0 +ross,"see, rach, uh, see, i dont think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. i really dont. i think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.",rachel,"no. i just need to be by myself for a while, you know? i just got to figure out what i want",1 +director,cut!,rachel,"no! or, cut!you know, thats your call!",1 +monica,lots of responses.,rachel,oh yeah?,0 +joey,really?,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"oh wow! i mean, wow! i mean, i-i-i think she’s cute but i-i would never have thought of going out with her, never!",rachel,"okay, well tonight’s the big night.",0 +ross,"yeah, i want my money back.",rachel,"yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?",1 +monica,"fine! dont be my friends! ill buy new friends! yeah, and then ill pay for their plastic surgery so theyd look just like you!",rachel,"oh! alright, you know what? thats it! i want my share of the tickets !",1 +carol,oh my god!,rachel,nice party.,0 +monica,did he give you that whole youre-not-up-to-this thing again?,rachel,"oh, yeah, yeah. actually, i got the extended disco version, with three choruses of youll never make it on your own.",1 +ross,"it is. eventually, it kind of... burns out. but hopefully, what youre left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. so, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, theres all that other good stuff.",rachel,"okay, so on our no-date evening, three of you now have dates.",0 +ross,god that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!,rachel,"yeah? well, you should know. you’ve bought like a billion of ‘em.",1 +joey,"hey you’re right. yeah, it��s kinda been like us again a little bit.",rachel,i see you later!,0 +monica,"rach, you’re gonna come though aren’t you?",rachel,"oh, honey, i don’t know. i…",1 +ross,"no, no. she’s way to emotional. and by emotional i mean crazy.",rachel,"oh, no, no, no, i will! i just want to butter her up, first! you know, i’m going to take her to an amazing valentine’s dinner. do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks i’m the best boyfriend in the world, then i’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.",0 +phoebe,what?,rachel,"whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! so, i walk in the door and make the right",0 +kim,listen to me. if you think sleeping with ralph is going to get you my job. you are sadly mistaken.,rachel,"yknow, youd think i wouldve.",0 +ross,"hey, rach, can i get some coffee?",rachel,"oh yeah! oh, i can do that.",0 +chandler,"i’m so pathetic! monica knows what she wants to say! you should’ve seen her. writing, writing, writing!",rachel,monica…,0 +joey,what’s the matter?,rachel,awkward? why should he feel awkward?,0 +monica,totally familiar.,rachel,"oh, yeah.",1 +phoebe,i wanna join!,rachel,wh—phoebe!!,1 +phoebe,no!,rachel,maybe we have the flight-number wrong. god.,0 +ross,oh. (he takes the picture and hugs her.,rachel,yeah.,0 +monica,"wait. rachel, no, he’s married. married! if you don’t realize that, i can’t help you.",rachel,"okay, you’re right. you’re right. you can’t help me.",1 +ross,"fine, well call the next one ella.",rachel,"or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.",0 +monica,"stop with the broom, were not making noise.",rachel,"thats right, she came back all by herself.",0 +gavin,so hum...why did i have to hide?,rachel,i thought it was ross.,1 +joey,"no, rach, i should’ve told you sooner. it’s just that…man! that kid is going to town!",rachel,she’s perfect.,1 +ross,"hey, honey.",rachel,"oh absolutely. shall we say, around seven?",0 +chandler,"no, its... fancier than a pimple. look ross, why dont you just go see a…",rachel,hey guys! whats...,1 +monica,"all right, rachel, i know-i know you think im crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. because i bet you, you cant.",rachel,but i…,1 +joey,"but, but..",rachel,just... dont talk...,1 +ross,"ohhhhh yeah, thats, thats funny. why ah, why isnt he goofing around in his own office?",rachel,"oh honey, this is his office too. i told you were joannas two assistants.",1 +ross,"okay, well the ??? is not home.",rachel,no. uch.,1 +phoebe,"oui, bien sur je parle français! quest-ce que tu penses alors?",rachel,"yeah, alright.",0 +ross,"im sorry, i was an idiot.",rachel,a big idiot.,1 +joey,i can’t do it!,rachel,i didn’t ask you to do it!,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i know, but i don’t think that means anything.",rachel,"excellent, ill be there.",0 +ross,i didn’t know what i was taking full responsibility for! okay?! i didn’t finish the whole letter!,rachel,did you uhm...,0 +all,eeaagh!,rachel,has anybody seen my engagement ring?,1 +danny,you are so dead! im gonna get you.,rachel,"uh, it was very nice meeting you.",1 +joey,"come on! you’re good with kids. they’re just crazy on halloween. y’know, they’re all greedy and hopped up on sugar!",rachel,"no, you threw out phoebe. im ms. regina phalange. phalange!",0 +ross,"oh sweetie, when do you think you’re going to get off tonight?",rachel,"come on man, you know i’d do it for you! because, you’re my best friend.",0 +monica,"rach, he’s a friend of ours.",rachel,you are friends with dr. drake remoray?,1 +joey,youre mean!,rachel,"oh, dont be such a baby!",1 +joey,"if you ask me, as long as you got this job, you’ve got nothing pushing you to get another one. you need the fear.",rachel,i’m out.,0 +ross,"look, i am totally, totally over her, ok, i just... : hiiii!",rachel,"and this girl is making eyes at chandler, okay? so after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, i see them kissing. now, i know what you’re thinking, chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.",0 +janice,"oh, i wish. no, you know he was just trying rosss hug and roll thing.",rachel,rosss what?,1 +monica,yeah.,rachel,"no, that’s all right.",0 +ross,"well, what do you do?",rachel,you-you have a very beautiful… eye.,0 +ross,"youre sure? nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?",rachel,"no, it was just the three of us.",1 +phoebe,no! coins hate me!,rachel,hey.,0 +joey,"oooh, the next part’s the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub...",rachel,"oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on you’re gonna ruin it!",1 +all,woooo! yeah!,rachel,"phoebe, youre on.",1 +chandler,i see you later!,rachel,okay. i suck!,0 +joanna,you tell your friend chandler that we’re definately broken up this time.,rachel,... no... bu but there was my first boyfriend billy.,0 +joey,why not?,rachel,"because it took us months to find a good nanny and i wouldnt want anything to, you know, drive her away.",1 +ross,"and then she told me that she and joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.",rachel,anything else?,0 +barry,"im sorry... im sorry, god, i am so sorry, im an idiot, i was weak, i couldnt help myself! whatever i did, i only did because i love you so much!",rachel,oh no.,0 +ross,"all right everyone, lift! and slide!!",rachel,"hey joey, can i…",1 +monica,okay.,rachel,"okay great, hold on a sec! oh, here you go! you dont mind do ya? that would really help me out a lot! thanks!",1 +susie,"ill be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time ill get to see your underwear.",rachel,no. no.,0 +ross,"no. no. no, im-im glad you did. look, if nothing else, its-its always great when someone tells you they love you.",rachel,"aw, how can you say that? i can’t even get marcel to stop eating the bath mat. how am i gonna raise a kid?",0 +ross,"the doctor says it’s completely normal with all the hormones. plus, you-you’re sleep deprived.",rachel,"i’m sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff…",0 +ross,"does it? does it? yeah, i wanted to give that whole ‘does it?’ part just another glance.",rachel,"what are you talking about, ross, you just said that you read it twice! look, yknow what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even think about it...",1 +monica,"really! that long?! look all you want, it’s happening!",rachel,"no, so i don’t have to get married until i’m 33! that’s three years, that’s three whole years—oh, wait a minute though. i’ll need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and i’d like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged… which means i need to meet the guy by the time i’m thirty.",1 +all,"yeah. yeah, excellent.",rachel,good for me!,1 +monica,i know!,rachel,"i miss you to. well, at least i think i do.",0 +phoebe,no!,rachel,"honey, you’re not gonna make enough money to help frank and alice just by selling knives.",1 +phoebe,"oh no, i’m not playing tonight.",rachel,"yknow, there’s a starbucks about three blocks down.",0 +chandler,"okay well, this side looks bigger. uh… there’s more crust on this side. y’know? so, maybe if i measured…",rachel,do you wanna do it at the same time?,0 +joey,"hey rach, do you smell smoke?",rachel,"come in, i’m so glad you’re here.",0 +phoebe,"oh, okay.",rachel,"rach, are you okay?",0 +monica,oh yeah right!,rachel,"no, monica! monica! we have to fix this!",1 +chandler,"we just finished this magnificent thanksgiving dinner. i have--and i remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me theyre getting divorced.",rachel,i want you to be crazy bitch again.,0 +joey,why are you taking this away from me?,rachel,they were lovers.,0 +ross,"well ah, actually...",rachel,i bet he sensed that i was ready to have sex with another guy.,1 +chandler,"ooh. uh, i dont know how to tell you this, but shes in monicas bedroom, getting it on with max, that scientist geek. ooh, look at that, i did know how to tell you.",rachel,"no, no, i dont.",0 +ross,"no, rach, no. i don’t, i don’t, i don’t have to think about it, in fact, i’ve decided, i’ve decided that, that it.......does.",rachel,all right.,0 +monica,"well if ted kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, i would.",rachel,hi! we’re checking out of the bridal suite.,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"oh, can we read them?",1 +joey,"alright!! fine! its original hugsy! no, now i know that emma wants him but hes mine and i need him..",rachel,"oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. you are not gonna believe this. i have just been discovered.",0 +ross,who gets whom. i don’t know why i do that.,rachel,"well, i’m gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy.",1 +monica,how-how did that happen?,rachel,oh! sid is still in his room. i dont allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. so did you do it? did you make your deposit?,0 +chandler,but you come first!,rachel,"or, or, yknow, um, i think we should see other people means ha, ha, i already am.",0 +joey,"morning, paul.",rachel,he finally asked you out?,0 +phoebe,oooh.� lets do.� lets send them mashed potatoes.,rachel,what about ross?� what about your moment?� dont you want to talk to ross about it?,0 +joey,"all right, who got chandler? ‘cause i uh, need to trade.",rachel,"oh, he sees her!",1 +ross,"soon he’ll be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.",rachel,"i am not gonna get fired, because i’m not gonna act on it.",1 +danny,so you like the short hair better.,rachel,what? yeti—i mean danny?,1 +paul,"honey i made a reservation at china garden, is that okay?",rachel,"yeah that’s great. but first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. tell me about your day.",1 +ross,correct! what is chandler bing’s job?,rachel,ow...oh gosh!,1 +ross,i’m sorry.,rachel,does it?,1 +monica,"yeah you will! the right guy is just around the corner! okay, are we done with that?",rachel,"no monica! i’m serious! oh, maybe i should just forget about it. become a lesbian or something.",1 +monica,and i cant stop you.,rachel,no.,1 +joey,it’s rachel.,rachel,men are here.,0 +ross,what?,rachel,"yeah, i think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.",0 +ross,"rach, did you proofread these?",rachel,"uh... yeah, why?",1 +joey,well that’s like summer in a bowl.,rachel,it was so wild. we told them we were the gunnersens in room six fifteen. only to find out the boston celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!,0 +chandler,"ive actually ruined this havent i? its time for the good ice cream now, right?",rachel,where there is no fear of commitment.,0 +ross,it was ok...,rachel,if you never smoke again ill give you seven thousand dollars!,0 +chandler,"oh, yknow what? the last time joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.",rachel,yeah!,0 +ross,"well, he’s finally alseep. about that ah, bump on his head?",rachel,"hey, come on, phoebe, you understand don’t you?",0 +joanna,"wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! if you’re gonna get all sensitive about it! i don’t want to lose you. what if i, create a position for you? i’ll make you an assistant buyer in this department.",rachel,"hey! okay! i got my passport, fresh socks, and a snake bite kit!",0 +ross,you won an adult thanksgiving day spelling bee.,rachel,yes! y-e-s. yes!,1 +girl,okay!,rachel,"okay, what’s your name?",1 +ross,"if like the four of us could all y’know, hang out together. uh, in fact emily’s coming into town this weekend, why don’t you say we all have dinner? say, sunday night?",rachel,that would be great!,1 +monica,"hey, thank you. thank you so much. . you are so going to heaven!",rachel,"joey, we just saw you come in. you ran past us on the stairs.",0 +ross,did you talk about the night of five times? do you tell people about the night of five times?,rachel,no! why?,0 +ross,"yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. it was... it was like uhm... only... only not creepy.",rachel,"well... well, what did you do to make her laugh?",1 +monica,"um, you guys, you know when i said before, thank you, but i dont really need your help?",rachel,"actually, what i think you said was, dont touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen.",1 +monica,oh god!,rachel,you remember when we got these?,1 +monica,i thought it might be true. and i was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.,rachel,joey stop staring! there’s nothing there! it’s not true!,1 +amy,"no, i was talking about your bedding.",rachel,"all right. whats your news, amy?",1 +monica,"yeah, ours pretty much sucked, oh, but, i did run into little stevie fisher. remember him?",rachel,"oh yeah. i used to babysit him. hey, hows his dad?",1 +ross,"honey, just relax, its gonna be fine. hey, umm,. why dont i come down there and ill take you out to lunch?",rachel,"oh honey, thank you, but marks taking me out.",1 +monica,what!?,rachel,"i, ross…",0 +ross,"okay, okay. this morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together...",rachel,do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?,0 +monica,shes mine!,rachel,shes mine!,1 +chandler,"yknow, i dont see that happening?",rachel,i do have a newfound respect for life.,0 +phoebe,"yeah, cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.",rachel,"ohh-ho-hooohhh. the hair comes out, and the gloves come on.",1 +joey,oh man! i thought i got it all!,rachel,"lets see. congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.",0 +joey,what?! why?!,rachel,so that we would have something to talk about! so it wouldn’t be awkward!,1 +monica,"wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?",rachel,why?,0 +mrs. green,"it’s like you’re a cave person. rachel, you must get a nanny. you don’t know how overwhelming this is going to be. i mean when you were a baby i had full time help, i had mrs. kay.",rachel,"mrs. kay! oh yeah, she was sweet. she taught me spanish. i actually think i remember some of it, tu madre es loca.",1 +ben,bye dad.,rachel,"bye. ahhh… so this is fun, huh?",1 +chandler,"i don’t care, she slept with me.",rachel,"anyway sweetie, i am, i’m so sorry i ruined your night.",1 +melissa,hey rachel!,rachel,"ahh, hi! hi! melissa, what’s up? i’m just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. y’know, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. what’s up?",1 +chandler,are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? or…,rachel,"what, so he was a little analytical. thats what he does, yknow? cmon, hes not that bad.",0 +joey,cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?,rachel,"no, its just... look, you know, when i first moved to the city i was a lot like her! i was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.",1 +joey,its not a cat!,rachel,"umm, it’s negative.",0 +monica,"oh no sweetie, no! this is my fault, i wasn’t clear! i’m really sorry. and listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? there’s absolutely no rush.",rachel,i put that tube top on as a joke.,0 +joey,poor thing. cut down in her prime.,rachel,"joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. maybe we should actually move rosita out of here. y’know, start the heeling process?",1 +joey,"hey, so what is the big surprise?",rachel,yeah! right!,0 +joey,no more jam?!,rachel,who is maria?,0 +ross,wow.,rachel,what?,1 +phoebe,"…and i-i cant take it! yknow? im just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. its making me crazy.",rachel,"well honey, then why dont you break up with one of them?",1 +monica,"yeah. but of course we had to update it a little bit. hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!",rachel,‘cos i was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!,1 +chandler,really?! i-i thought you weren’t looking for something serious? i thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.,rachel,"well, yknow, possibly. you didn’t tell him that, though? right?",1 +chandler,"okay, its his first time out, so hes probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. ill go to cats, you go to the russian tea room.",rachel,rachel lost marcel.,0 +monica,"umm, okay. if it’s a boy it’s daniel.",rachel,"we are moving along, just slowly. don’t worry, you’re doing great. i’ll be back soon.",0 +phoebe,whatever.,rachel,fine.,1 +joey,now? you want me to go over there now?,rachel,yeah!,1 +phoebe,"ok, thats so nice.",rachel,"hey, mom? having fun?",1 +ross,"oh, hi! hi! thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!",rachel,that is one good looking man!,0 +phoebe,and the big one’s for me!,rachel,"ooh, let’s open them!",1 +gunther,you would think.,rachel,wow! my breasts are really strong.,0 +steve,tartlets. tartlets. tartlets. the word has lost all meaning.,rachel,excuse me? can i help you with anything?,1 +phoebe,"yeah! ooh, you should come with me! oh yeah, then id have someone to sit with!",rachel,"oh god, i have to tell you something. youre not pregnant.",0 +monica,"yes rachel, why do you care so much?",rachel,be-cause ross is the father of my child! you know... and i... want him to hook up with lots of women! i just... all im saying is... i dont think that joey and charlie have anything in common.,1 +monica,you went out with wallis pincer?,rachel,okay! you get the vacuum cleaner and i’ll get the furniture polish!,0 +joshua,"i invested in this night-club and it’s opening tonight, would you like to come?",rachel,"oh, thank you.",0 +mr. geller,hi rachel.,rachel,ross? what’s with the neck?,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,hi. can emma and i live here for a while?,1 +paul,just call me paul.,rachel,joey?!,0 +phoebe,naked alone time.,rachel,but there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.,0 +ross,yes you can!,rachel,i can’t!,1 +all,no! why?,rachel,"come on you guys! listen, if emily knew i was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. its okay, i really… i dont mind.",1 +phoebe,"oh no, rach, no no, you know you’re never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.",rachel,"well i can do whatever i want! i made her! come on little girl, hi!",1 +phoebe,"three hundred dollars, are you kidding?",rachel,"oh, i know, we should have been more prepared. its okay. now, the way i see it, our real competition now is cameron. oh my god, they just took her sweater off. look at those arms! hello michelin man.",0 +chandler,i’m gonna ask monica to marry me.,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,"rachel, calm down!",rachel,"well, thats not good. but you know, i can move some stuff around, and ill be there. you and alice just take the whole day together. frank jr.: youd do that for us?",0 +ross,"no, i mean tonight, in the building. suddenly. into our lives.",rachel,"well, the cat... the cat turned out to be paolos cat!",1 +katie,"ohh, joey has the nicest friends!",rachel,"ohh, and the nicest girlfriend!",1 +monica,"rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.",rachel,"oh, so youre divorced?",0 +paul,"oh, here they are right here.",rachel,"i’m just me, my wife died shortly after lizzie was born.",0 +ross,huh?,rachel,"you should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. yeah! like if i would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. or uh, or my underwear.",1 +joey,"yeah! yeah monica! you listen to me, okay? and i’m not just saying this because i’m your friend, i’m sayin’ it ‘cause it’s the truth. you’re food is abysmal!",rachel,ross!,1 +ross,"well, i wanted to be thorough. i mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! and so i wanted to read every word carefully, twice!",rachel,you know her?!,0 +joey,funny one! that’s good!,rachel,"monica, will-will you marry me?",1 +joey,"rach, it’s, it’s ah, it’s not that we don’t want to, really. are we talking models in their underwear?",rachel,and heels.,1 +ross,would you excuse us for a second? umm…. what are you doing?,rachel,"hey, rach, can i get...",0 +phoebe,so now what’s going on here?,rachel,"hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?",0 +chandler,it must take you forever to find your keys.,rachel,"i’m supposed to meet and hug a fan whose dying, but that’s not supposed to be until later!",0 +monica,what?,rachel,"oh yeah. i actually liked you guys. but it doesnt matter, because what you did was wrong.",0 +monica,uh-huh!,rachel,what do you mean?,0 +joey,no idea? who do you think brought her here?,rachel,cupid.,1 +monica and phoebe,shut up!,rachel,"all right everybody, i know that its christmas eve and youd rather be with your families, but theres *no* call for writing screw you, mr. bing! on the back of my chair! -- by the way, you can all call me chandler.",0 +monica,"oh, sorry!",rachel,oh that’s great! good for you.,0 +phoebe,fine! i’ll call zurich and move some money around.,rachel,yeah... and im giving it back to you... come on! consider it a contribution.,0 +phoebe,"give her a break, its hard being on your own for the first time.",rachel,morning. good morning.,0 +dr. long,push. push. come on push for five seconds. 5…4…,rachel,3-2-1 oh!!,1 +frank,"that was alices mom, she said she left five hours ago. she should be here by now!",rachel,whereve you been?,0 +ross,"uh, nothing, im sure theyll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.",rachel,"oh my goood! oh, do you think its on all of them?",1 +monica,give it. give it.,rachel,when was the last time you saw her wear it?,0 +ross,apparently phoebe’s mother also goes by the name julio.,rachel,"you’re right, i have no excuses! i was totally over the line.",0 +sandy,"well, i guess we know whos gonna be the grumpus...",rachel,that was kind of rude!,1 +joey,ahhh…… eh?,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +gavin,dont be. its just bad timing.,rachel,so seriously...rodeo clown?,1 +monica,"yeah, well i don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.",rachel,"so-so, you missed a message from who? chandler or your mom? or chandler? or your mom?",1 +ross,who?,rachel,i went thru this with ben and carol. one cup of coffee wont affect your milk.,0 +ross,"yeah but after you said it was okay, i figured, why not?!",rachel,oh so-so not really never.,1 +ross,"every week, the tv guide comes to chandler and joey’s apartment. what name appears on the address label?",rachel,nah. i kept myself busy.,0 +phoebe,"um, thats really your decision, i mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! youre being naked!",rachel,"i cant believe you dont want to know. i mean, i couldnt not know, i mean, if, if the doctor knows, and carol knows, and susan knows....",1 +monica,thank you.,rachel,"okay, let me just change.",1 +phoebe,"wait! wait! hi! listen, ross can i just talk to you for just a second?",rachel,"so, so sorry.",0 +monica,that was unbelievable!,rachel,"okay, see? i told you!",1 +allesandro,how long is this gonna take? ‘cause i got another critic to go yell at.,rachel,nooo!! gandolf?! gandolf is coming to town?,0 +gavin,"well, thats up to mr. zelner. im sure he will make the right decision.",rachel,"i gotta make up the guest bedroom. hey, cousin cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.",0 +monica,"hey, thank you. thank you so much. . you are so going to heaven!",rachel,we got some really great stuff!,1 +phoebe,"um, rachel i’m really sorry. that’s okay, do you wanna get back together? yeah, okay. did anyone else hear that?!",rachel,yeah?,0 +nurse,hi!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"okay, youre on.",rachel,"what? what? ross, youre scaring me. whats going on?",1 +ross,"ok, well, uh, i can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or... oh, oh. . no, rach! im sorry, i just dont think this, this, this is a good idea.",rachel,"wait, we wont know that until we do it, will we?",1 +joey,"hey, i do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!",rachel,"so, joey, what are you gonna do for us?",1 +phoebe,"no! because he’s in love with the british chippy! look, rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! y’know, it’s too late! you missed you’re chance! i’m sorry, i know this must be really hard, it’s over.",rachel,"y’know what? no. it’s not over until someone says, i do.",1 +paul,are you talking about having sex?,rachel,"okay. well, apparently chandler’s angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that knicks game a couple of weeks ago.",0 +joey,"hey, how you doin’?",rachel,"don’t!! honey, what are you doing here?!",1 +monica,"oh, youre kidding.",rachel,theyre brother and sister!!!,0 +ross,look...,rachel,that was pretty intense huh?,0 +ross,and when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!,rachel,"thanks, gunther. hey! umm, can i get a napkin too?",0 +ross,i mean my god...,rachel,nice!,0 +monica,"oh my god, your mother!",rachel,how come? everybody else does.,0 +joey,"that’s right, all the ladies want to stay at joey’s.",rachel,hey!,0 +joey,"what? why not? rach, who can you not get?",rachel,"oh! ok. ok, you really wanna know who it is?",1 +joey,what’s the matter now?,rachel,thank you.,0 +chandler,then i got all needy and clingy.,rachel,"theres my boy! heres my boy! and heres his barbi whats ah, whats my boy doing with a barbi?",0 +ross,ohh! thank you! i like mail.,rachel,"it’s just some things i’ve been thinking about. some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, i just need to know how you feel about this stuff.",1 +ross,didn’t you spend last night at joey’s?,rachel,aw what are you?! a detective?,1 +joey,"come on, chandler, ross is our friend. he needs us right now, so why dont you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!",rachel,"oh, hi danny.",1 +ross,"you ah, wanted to see me?",rachel,"yeah. ahh, here’s a box of your stuff.",1 +monica,why do you care so much anyway?,rachel,"i don’t care! all right, y’know what i’m just upset that i’m getting nowhere with joshua that—y’know what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to vermont!",1 +ross,after one class? i don’t think so.,rachel,chuck woolery?,0 +joey,did i get it?,rachel,": yeah, i’ve got something you can do.",0 +monica,"rachel, you can go down there, you dont have to smoke. just say you wanna get some fresh air.",rachel,im kidding.,0 +ross,you said you’d marry joey?,rachel,"ow, why, why, why?",0 +ross,a what?,rachel,"y’know, bonus night. y’know, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night.",1 +ross,i cant believe that didnt work!,rachel,"okay well, i was down on one knee with the ring in my hand…",0 +phoebe,"no, it’s just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants yknow, us to check it out.",rachel,hm-mm.,1 +chandler,you can always sell your baby.,rachel,no i distinctly remember you were dodging her calls and trying to avoid seeing her.,0 +monica,gimme ‘em!,rachel,no! they are mine!,1 +ross,keep pushing!,rachel,hey. who’s that?,0 +monica,the pink one with the flowers?!,rachel,they do?,0 +ross,hey.,rachel,shh.. go back to sleep. i have to go home.,1 +emily,hello?,rachel,surprise!!!,1 +phoebe,you were supposed to tell her!,rachel,no i wasn’t! you were supposed to tell her to come and i was supposed to bring the cake!,1 +ross,what?,rachel,"thank you all for coming. were here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... ..inside. as estelles only two clients we would like to say a few words. dude, wheres my speech? that is entertaining. al zebooker everybody. the end",0 +ross,the bathroom?,rachel,right!,1 +ross,"well i have to. okay? if i don’t, they’ll take the class away",rachel,okay!,0 +joey,"no, i know, yeah i know were great but rach no... this... this cant happen!",rachel,"you got problems because of you! not your name! all right, this has got to stop! chandler is a great name! in fact—yes, i’m, i’m sorry. i know you really wanted me to name the baby joey, but eh, so, i’m-i’m, i’m gonna, i’m gonna name the baby chandler.",0 +monica,"who, who are they?",rachel,i know them from work.,1 +monica,why isnt it working out?,rachel,sure.,0 +phoebe,"oh, rachel.",rachel,"oh come on, i already went.",1 +chandler,"well whats the difference? your eggs arent here anymore, are they? you took your eggs and you left. you really expect me to never find new eggs?",rachel,"now im mommy in this little play? alright look, i refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little geller dimension thing ok. so im gonna go and take a nice long hot",1 +mrs. waltham,"oh yes, there you are.",rachel,"hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there’s a whole cart outside…",1 +ross,i don�t know.,rachel,thanks!,0 +joey,i just got this really weird message from ross. he said turn on mtv.,rachel,huh. all right.,1 +molly,hello! i just go and get emma.,rachel,ok.,1 +phoebe,"hey! i’ve got a great idea for party favors for the shower. okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone’s names in them and inside is everyone’s individual birth stone.",rachel,and were okay?,0 +monica,thunder being stolen!!,rachel,"okay come on phoebe, it’s nothing! monica, come on!",1 +monica,i can’t! i have to work!,rachel,"i want you to meet someone really special. phoebe, this is erica. and this is the baby!",0 +ross,i don’t know if it’s true.,rachel,oh b-b-but it is!,1 +phoebe and rachel,"oh no, yeah.",rachel,i like it in the stern. …of the boat. hello.,0 +joey,howre you doing?,rachel,im okay.,1 +ross,hey!,rachel,je mappelle claude.,0 +joey,"yeah, like a moth to a flame, i’m telling ya. okay all right, so now",rachel,"if it was, would you stop hanging out with her?",0 +monica,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +chandler,swhy im dancing...,rachel,"okay, then you don’t know what it feels like when one of them comes back. do you? i believe this is my mother. even if i’m wrong, who cares? just be a friend. okay? be supportive.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,what in god’s name is that?!,0 +ross,in your mouth?!,rachel,"no! downstairs! and we got to talking y’know, for like two hours, and i really liked him so i invited him up here for a cup of coffee.",1 +mrs green,"so, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?",rachel,"i uh cant believe im gonna say this, but i think susans right.",0 +monica,well. sounds like youre writing yourself a little play there rach. wow! let me know how that one turns out.,rachel,"well, i wouldnt know because i got so freaked out that i hung up the phone.",1 +joey,"no! no! i-i can do it one more time! see? look! hmm, noodle soup. damnit!",rachel,hey! hey-hey-hey!!,1 +ross,"okay, have fun! wooo!!",rachel,"so let me get this straight. if you go with bonnie tonight, you’re doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.",0 +phoebe,"rachel is one of my closest friends. although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. okay!",rachel,"okay, stop-stop! phoebe?!",1 +ross,"okay! okay! okay! it’s okay. it’s okay. hey, it’s too weird for you, i won’t see her again.",rachel,yuh-huh! i was the last one to know when chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. i was the last one to know when you had a crush on joey when he was moving in. looks like i was second to last.,0 +ross,"the first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.",rachel,"well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.",1 +joey,"hey, charlie!",rachel,hey.,1 +charlie,actually the wet season is june to december.,rachel,its not the time charlie.,1 +chandler,what about him?,rachel,i love him. he’s so pretty i wanna cry! i don’t know what to do. tell me what to do.,1 +joey,i couldnt. he was saying all these really nice things about me. i didnt want him to get mad and take em all back. im on a edge on chandler.,rachel,"we’re not gonna have sex! okay, nothing’s changed here. he still doesn’t want children and i still do, so that’s why we’re just gonna be friends.",0 +ross,"oh, just this woman that i met last night at the party.",rachel,"okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. yknow, it’s supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.",0 +joshua,okay!,rachel,"oh, here’s that trench-coat that you wanted.",1 +chandler,everybody at my school heard it! you were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from long island?!,rachel,yeah it is! it is! it’s freshwater eel!,0 +ross,then tell him quickly.,rachel,fine! we went out.,1 +phoebe,he went home. he didnt want to see anybody.,rachel,"how we doing, you guys ready?",0 +ross,so that’s the only reason she could be here huh? it couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe i’m a good listener and i uh i put on a great slide show!,rachel,"all right well, i’d better take that back.",0 +monica,she lets you borrow them.,rachel,"okay, let’s play! the big game, italy vs. china, apparently.",0 +ross,you got a job?,rachel,are you kidding? im trained for nothing! i was laughed out of twelve interviews today.,1 +joey,just pull on it.,rachel,all right. hey-hey-hey!! sandwiches!,1 +monica,jody!,rachel,"oh, youve tasted it.",0 +mike,not possible! shes gonna be mrs. no balls.,rachel,"yeah, y’know when we found out we were going to have a baby, y’know i figured y’know like i should y’know have like a career—and i love refrigerators!",0 +ross,"no. i... i wanted to be with you. i don’t know, i feel like lately, i feel like you’re slipping away from me, yknow. with this new job, and all these new people, and you’ve got this whole other life going on. i-i-i know it’s dumb, but i hate that i’m not a part of it.",rachel,"it’s not dumb. but, maybe it’s okay that you’re not a part of it. yknow what i mean? i mean it’s like, i-i-i like that you’re not involved in that part of my life.",1 +ross,thank you.,rachel,"monica! can i talk to you for a second? listen, i appreciate you getting me the costume…",0 +chandler,"all right, kids, i gotta get to work. if i dont input those numbers,... it doesnt make much of a difference...",rachel,really?,0 +phoebe,hello?,rachel,"phoebe, its me. im going to hunt you down and kill you!",1 +ross,"please, he refers to me as ‘wethead’.",rachel,then why didn’t you tell me to do that?!!,0 +chandler,"absolutely! y’know, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.",rachel,"ugh, i just gotta get the thing back!",1 +ross,hey joey. hey you.,rachel,are you kidding? i’m like the one who talked him into it. i like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.,0 +joey,all right.,rachel,"yeah! its a stupid job, and i could not stand leaving you. and why should i be the only one who doesnt get to do what he *really* wants to do?",0 +ross,"because, its weird!",rachel,"oh no, i want to.",0 +monica,rach! we weren’t gonna miss our friends getting married!,rachel,"ysee, thats where youre wrong. why would i marry her if i thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?",0 +joey,what about her? theyve only been going out for two weeks. ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.,rachel,"i dont know, i dont know.",1 +phoebe,"oh, how cute!",rachel,yeah.,1 +sandy,"oh, no, no, no... thats okay. i got a lot of offers from other families. i just picked you guys because... i liked you the best.",rachel,hey... theres sensitive... and there is too sensitive.,0 +jill,why are you so jealous of me?,rachel,jill this is not about me being jealous of you! this is about you being a brat! wanting what you can’t have!,1 +phoebe,"listen to this! my reading was wrong, i’m not going die!",rachel,"ok, right there. that, thats the third sign today. right there.",0 +joshua,"then uh, what’s-what’s this?",rachel,"you need that, you need that too ‘cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up.",1 +joey,really?,rachel,"no, i’m just kidding i would never do that to you! okay, everybody, it’s trifle time!",1 +jill,"well okay, if it means that much to you, then i’ll ask him out.",rachel,"oh no-no-no, no-no-no, that’s not what i meant.",1 +paul,are you talking about having sex?,rachel,"no paul, i don’t know anything about you! y’know, like-like your childhood! tell me about your childhood!",1 +monica,what do you mean?,rachel,"man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! i dont have any past life memories.",0 +chandler,"y’know what, i’m gonna uh, play the field just a little more.",rachel,chandler!,1 +ross,oh yeah! then how come you didn’t get the geller cup?,rachel,"um, there was a geller cup?",1 +ross,"i’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! my god, i’m dying.",rachel,"oh come on ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.",1 +dr. miller,this is a glaucoma test.,rachel,uh-huh.,1 +joey,"uh no rach, he’s gone. but listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.",rachel,"oh, so much fun. but the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.",0 +monica,oh god!,rachel,"oh no. did umm, did she say why?",0 +joey,yeah i did!,rachel,"joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!",1 +monica,"2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! okay, i see you guys at 4.",rachel,cant wait!,1 +joshua,oh my god!,rachel,"yeah, hes a little sensitive right now, `cause hes so in love.",0 +dr. green,"excuse me, you think i’m cheap?",rachel,"oh daddy, no he didn’t mean anything by that, he really didn’t.",1 +phoebe,all right. were gonna take clunkers to ross’s. well be back in a minute.,rachel,"oh, wait before you guys go, can i just ask you a question?",1 +ross,"fine! y’know what? it doesn’t matter, because, if i remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.",rachel,alimony.,1 +chandler,eldad is much more cooperative! and he can dance! you dance for rachel!,rachel,no-no! don’t dance for me! please? don’t! what is the matter with you guys?,1 +ross,"all right everyone, lift! and slide!!",rachel,why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?,0 +ross,what?,rachel,"i can get a quick bite to eat, but then i have to come back up here.",1 +phoebe,"wow! this reminds me of the time when i was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if i slept with him.",rachel,"well, h-how is this like that?",1 +joey,what’s not to like? custard? good. jam? good. meat? gooooood.,rachel,youre kidding right?,0 +ross,ill see you in the morning .,rachel,"hey, you guys!",0 +chandler,would you like to have dinner sometime?,rachel,"ooh, okay... good.",1 +phoebe,okay.,rachel,get there faster!,0 +chandler,"interesting, cause in my dreams, im allways surprisingly inadequate.",rachel,"well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.",1 +monica,y’know what? it really creeps me out choosing other people’s sex clothes.,rachel,sorry. i’m so exited! i’ve been waiting for this for months! i got my hair coloured! i got new sheets! i’m making him a very fancy meal.,1 +ross,"well, what-what would you do? rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?",rachel,"way to go guys. y’know, you-you were really good at the stuff too.",0 +ross,it is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.,rachel,"oh no, not the thing. i hate the thing. what’s the thing?",0 +phoebe,"okay! rach, hi, i need those earrings you borrowed.",rachel,"oh, umm, okay, yeah, ill be, yeah ill be right back.",1 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"ok. see you, bye.",1 +ross,hey rach...,rachel,"wow! your lip went bald. hey, thanks.",0 +ross,amazing... amazing.,rachel,"oh, phoebe, i’m sorry! phoebe has prepared something as well.",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,"oh, i loved the play. you were great, and nick ditto. clearly you’re having sex with him.",0 +chandler,sorry!,rachel,leave…,0 +phoebe,"he said, nice to meet you glenda. well, obviously i couldnt give him my real name?",rachel,i would!,0 +phoebe,ohh! i have! i have! i started making these little sock bunnies! oh for crying out loud!,rachel,"so, are we going in there?",0 +ross,"rach you did not leave the water running. please, just pull yourself together, okay?",rachel,ah.,0 +monica,"oh that’s my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. she’s fancy.",rachel,hello.,1 +ross,that’s not really porn.,rachel,"well, think about it. its always on the news. a man is being held",0 +phoebe,"oh, rachel.",rachel,"nice shoes, huh?",0 +ross,"i could, yeah, i can do that.",rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,yeah. um... im out.,rachel,cant we just use a pen?,0 +monica,phoebe! rachel! it’s monica! i wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! oh.,rachel,"hi sweetie. so, what was with all the whispering?",0 +monica,hi!,rachel,what’s the matter?,1 +ross,yeah!!,rachel,"well, let me just check that with what i got here, all right see 038 is not the number for this store, 038 is atlanta. and i...",1 +joey,"oh yeah? all right, let’s do it tonight.",rachel,"this baby has got everything. take y’know, locations for instance. first, organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage.",0 +ross,"a pigeon, a pigeon. no, no wait, no-no, an eagle flew in. landed on the stove and caught fire. the baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird�s aid. the eagle, however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby on its talon. meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. baby and bird still up lays are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the apartment.",rachel,"boy, are you gonna be sorry if that�s true.",1 +ross,"oh, yeah, no problems. it’s all taken care of.",rachel,"ross, thank you. hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?",1 +ross,i don’t think you do.,rachel,you didn’t propose to me. joey did.,1 +chandler,done.,rachel,my grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.,0 +phoebe,joey.,rachel,joey?!,1 +ben,can i do it to you?,rachel,"yeah, i-i-i-i’m funny ben, but i’m not stupid. okay?",1 +monica,no.,rachel,yes! totally!,1 +phoebe,"yeah. yeah, i remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of evander",rachel,bye guys.,0 +monica,"it’s not like, i haven’t any opportunities. i mean, y’know, i’m just waiting for the perfect guy. i’m seeing this guy roger, all right? he’s not perfect, but umm, i think maybe i should just get it over with. y’know, give him my flower.",rachel,"oh my god!! do it!! honey, you’ve waited long enough!!",1 +monica,its uh...,rachel,"okay, listen, im thinking, why dont we just tell them who we really are? i mean, itll be fine, i really think itll be fine.",1 +phoebe,i was in charge of cups.,rachel,"oh, okay, not so weird.",1 +ross,"no!! yknow-yknow don’t do me any favours. in fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! huh? like-like my umm, hey, this book is mine!! and-and-and, and that t-shirt you sleep in? i’d like that back too. yes, i do.",rachel,you know how much i love that t-shirt! you never even where that t-shirt!,1 +joey,we know its ross!,rachel,i’m good. i’m good.,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,oh my god! you’re right! go! go tell chandler! hurry before it’s too late! wait no! does this also mean putting out doesn’t get you love?,rachel,i cannot believe i’m gonna meet jessica ashley!,1 +joey,"there it is, youre blushing!",rachel,"no, im not blushing, im sunburnt! from, you know, the rain.",1 +ross,"so, rach, yknow-yknow how emilys coming right?",rachel,oh yeah! i know.,1 +chandler,all right! i found one that fits!,rachel,"well y’know what they say, the 23rd time’s the charm. aww, look at you all handsome!",1 +phoebe,"well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?",rachel,"yeah, you’re on your own.",1 +ross,hi pheebs!,rachel,"i-im, im having a boy?",0 +monica,why?,rachel,because!,1 +tag,"oh, i’m sorry.",rachel,it-it’s great to meet you paul.,0 +joey,"any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. unfortunately only one can. the nominees for best supporting actress are from passions erin goff. from one life to live mary loren bishop , from all my children sarah mchann, and from days of our lives jessica ashley. and the winner is……jessica ashley from days of our lives. uh, unfortunately jessica couldn’t be with us tonight so i’ll be accepting this award on her behalf. and i’m sure that jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. she’d also like to thank my friends, chandler, monica, ross, phoebe, and rachel who’s sittin’ right there!",rachel,joey! why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!,1 +joey,what?,rachel,"thank you! oh, and i have something for you!",0 +ross,"come on, you-you can’t tell me you actually believe that-that there’s a woman inside that cat!",rachel,i believe it.,1 +julie,"id love it too. shoot, i gotta go. so, ill talk to you later.",rachel,"oh, i just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and id introduce her to my monkey.",0 +joey,"i uh, i just came by because i-i want to talk to you about something.",rachel,okay what’s up?,1 +chandler,"yes, and were very excited about it.",rachel,"well actually thanks, but i think im just gonna hang out here tonight. its been kinda a long day.",1 +joey,"ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her?",rachel,"yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.",1 +ross,uh-huh.,rachel,"ross, we can handle this.",0 +ross,fine by me!!,rachel,"oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you’re at home on saturday nights playing scrabble with monica!!",1 +ross,yeah!,rachel,"now, if you need to stay late, i want to be supportive of that.",0 +ross,. good choice ross.,rachel,"oh, hey! hi, there you are, i�ve been looking for you everywhere!",1 +chandler,"yeah, jell-o just like mom used to make.",rachel,the most unbelievable thing happened to me today.,1 +joey,"i dont care, rach! look, i am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but cant tell anyone!",rachel,what? what secrets? you know secrets? what are they?,1 +all,ohh. ouch.,rachel,"well, the garage flooded sweetie and it ruined everything in your boxes. i’m sorry.",0 +monica,you cant!,rachel,here goes.,0 +emily,no one’s ever thrown me a surprise party before!,rachel,"mmm, looking good. ok, ciders mulling, turkeys turking, yams are yamming. what?",0 +ross,"okay, the thing is..",rachel,yeah?,1 +ross,"nooo, i had to return it to the costume place.",rachel,hmm.,1 +joey,as in rosita does not move.,rachel,"joey, it’s just a chair! what’s the big deal?",1 +joey,"oh come on! just pick one! between monica, phoebe, chandler, and ross if",rachel,"oh, no. dont you hate it when people arent there for you?",0 +monica,i’m just trying to spice it up!,rachel,"wow! yeah i ah, i gave up a job too.",0 +joey,"yes! yes!! and every time you look at it, i want you to remember that you are a good person. okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. and that’s what this ring stands for.",rachel,"oh-oh, absolutely!",0 +ross,helps a little.,rachel,is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?,1 +ben,damnit!,rachel,"hey mom! no, thats just my secretary.",0 +monica,"now, this is last minute so i want to apologize for the mess. okay?",rachel,oh my god! it sure didn’t look this way when i lived here.,1 +joey,"please, i was trying to be nice, youre the worst one!",rachel,"oh, joey, come on! please, please! let me come, i will behave, i promise! i will behave! please, please, please...",1 +phoebe,"im not done yet, ok. god. ok, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.",rachel,"oh god. ross, ok, if you care about me at all, you will get the pie out of the mans hood.",1 +phoebe,i brought you my old maternity clothes!,rachel,"oh pheebs that’s so sweet——ooh, those are so cute!",1 +mark,rachel?,rachel,mark? oh my god!,1 +ross,ni-chou chi-ma!,rachel,"yeah, but if its good news, you should tell him now.",0 +monica,"god, ross is on a date with your sister! how weird is that?!",rachel,"oh my god, look-look he’s taking off her clothes!",1 +phoebe,yeah! youre the best!,rachel,"okay, wait a minute. wait a minute, i-i-i, i cant do this. listen honey, this is, its not phoebes fault. she lent me the earrings, and i lost it. im so sorry. honey, i feel terrible too.",1 +ross,ok...,rachel,ok...,1 +phoebe,"no, yeah, we never find them! she’s always best at us that wily minx.",rachel,"don’t worry, we’re just gonna search here for an hour, them we’re gonna go over to joey’s and search, ok?",1 +ross,"you mean, we—you and me?",rachel,i love you!,0 +joey,"thank you! well, i guess now i know who i’m taking to the awards.",rachel,"it’s gandolf, and he’s not coming.",0 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,what are we supposed to be seeing here?,0 +phoebe,oh you made it!,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,hey!,rachel,"hey! well, i had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.",1 +joey,i did?,rachel,because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?,0 +joey,lets forget about ross...,rachel,forgotten.,1 +phoebe,"wow, you told your dad the truth.",rachel,about an hour ago.,1 +leslie,rachel?,rachel,"oh, like thats a word.",0 +chandler,fine.,rachel,yeah!,0 +joey,"its just that, i, im gonna miss joseph. i liked him. his wife, she was hot.",rachel,"yeah, yeah, i guess.",0 +monica,is he not cute enough for you?,rachel,no!,1 +phoebe,"oh, my first love!",rachel,m-m.,0 +ross,"let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.",rachel,"yeah, there was. it was—there the corner of the library where-where all these dusty books that nobody ever read—yes, there was.",1 +ross,okay i put most of the stuff away.,rachel,"oh, really? you know what your great friend did? were out to dinner, ok? were getting along, having a really nice time. i was thinking she was really cool. and then, out of nowhere...",0 +chandler,we got some vap-o-rub in some places.,rachel,no! it’s nice!,0 +phoebe,"oh no, ross doesn’t know anything.",rachel,yeah but why didnt you just say that you didnt read the book?!,0 +joey,"oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. later!",rachel,"whoa! hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?",1 +chandler,"okay, so you will meet our guys?",rachel,"yes, i’ll meet ‘em.",1 +monica,got the keys? or got the keys!,rachel,"no, but chandler, hello... arent you scared of dogs?",0 +phoebe,"okay, how do you feel now?",rachel,"well, i like you less!",1 +ross,i know. my arm is killing me.,rachel,"no, i’m afraid i won’t be able to make love as well as him.",0 +phoebe,good.,rachel,"uhm... buenos días, enchilada, por favor...",0 +chandler,monica can i talk to you outside for a minute?,rachel,"uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.",0 +dr. miller,"okay. youve got a small, minor infection in that left eye. i want you to take these drops three times a day and youll be as good as new.",rachel,"yeah, no, i dont-i dont put things in my eye.",1 +ross,did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!,rachel,"oh, i thought you weren’t coming. what? where were you?",0 +joey,i do it every year.,rachel,"yeah, you are, monica. remember when i lived with you? you were like, a little, yknow, ree! ree! ree! ree!",0 +ross,"listen. oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!",rachel,and yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!,1 +phoebe,": dear ms. green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh...",rachel,hey! what’s up?,0 +ross,how much did you pay for that?,rachel,"well, it was a little extravagant, but i a pretty good deal.",1 +ross,"hey uh, i brought you some lunch.",rachel,ohh! that’s so sweet of you! oh yum! did you put pickles on this?,1 +ross,what? what?,rachel,"we don’t want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.",1 +monica,what are you smiling at?,rachel,damn! i thought that was going to be romantic as hell!,0 +phoebe,i can’t have any. you know i don’t eat meat. ohhh no.,rachel,"alright, monica, i want you to have the first taste.",1 +phoebe,"oh, oh, good.",rachel,"okay, hi. ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, miss phoebe buffay. wooh!",1 +phoebe,"it’s so good. oh, thanks.",rachel,good.,1 +gavin,thats gonna take weeks. why dont just let me take care of the presentation?,rachel,hey!,0 +joey,what the hell are you doin???,rachel,"all right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, carol left him and bamn! paranoid city!",0 +monica,huh!,rachel,"well, i mean, sure, of course. but... you already gave that to monica, so...",1 +joey,hey.,rachel,hey.,1 +ross,"rach, rach, well be fine, all right?� you go have fun.",rachel,okay.� you too.� and i hope you score.� bye.,1 +ross,"i mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends?",rachel,seriously. what?!,1 +ross,"fine, well call the next one ella.",rachel,wha... the next one?,1 +monica,ill get back to my new job.,rachel,huh?,0 +phoebe,okay. come on! thats not running! lets go!,rachel,i cant believe she can out run you man!,0 +joey,not likely. cause you see that body bag right there,rachel,"he just told me at the counter. he made me promise not to tell, but i couldnt hold it in any longer!",0 +ross,"no really, i mean, i mean, god, i could use a friend.",rachel,"oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. umm, yes, i can do that!",1 +tag,"i know i haven’t worked in an office before, and i really don’t have a lot of experience, but uh…",rachel,"oh come on, what are you talking about? you’ve got three years painting houses. two whole summers at t.g.i. friday’s, come on!",1 +phoebe,"okay. umm, before we get started, i just wanna say for the record that i love ross, i think he’s such a great guy. here. okay, now, close your eyes. and imagine that you’re with ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. and you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. and then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! hah?",rachel,"i don’t know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y’know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.",1 +joey,"seriously, who is this guy?",rachel,"umm, i’m sorry. do you-do you have a problem with me?",1 +ross,"fine, you’re right. let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something..",rachel,no. a break from us.,1 +ross,what?,rachel,"well, y’know this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.",1 +jill,"right! but, i am sorry.",rachel,"all right, it’s okay. one little setback is okay, just don’t let it happen again, all right? now since daddy paid for all this stuff, i should take it all away. but i’m just gonna take the-the pajmena. and the uh, and the uh pants. y’know what, i’m just gonna take it all away, ‘cause that way you’ll just really learn the lesson. okay? all righty, i’m gonna run a couple of errands and i will see you at dinner.",1 +phoebe,"well, it just, it doesnt feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. its like im working in the field.",rachel,"mon, get out here!",0 +both,all right!,rachel,"okay, howd it go at the doctors?",0 +phoebe,what? you know about the plate thing?,rachel,"oh, yeah. joey doesn’t share food. i mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...",1 +nurse,hey! are you ready to try nursing again?,rachel,"yeah! hi emma. hey, why do you think she won’t take my breast?",1 +ross,"good-good, i’m-i’m married.",rachel,oh my god! rachel green?,0 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,"well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.",1 +phoebe,"im just gonna pass on the concert, cause im just not in a very hootie place right now.",rachel,me neither.,1 +guy,"i’m sorry, i wa, i wa, i was just ah....",rachel,"it’s not funny, this is actually my job.",1 +ross,"why? what, what are you jealous?",rachel,well hello!,0 +amy,ta-daaa!,rachel,you got it. good woman! could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?,0 +phoebe,"he says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if i umm, yknow, bring in the next person i know who dies.",rachel,"oh my god! oh my god, look at these pelts!",1 +joey,i cant believe youre so uptight about your mom comin.,rachel,no.,0 +chandler,"yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. i’ll do it.",rachel,"oh thank you, chandler, this is so great, she’s gonna love me.",1 +ross,yeah.,rachel,"hey mon, look what i just found on the floor. what?",1 +ross,"no! and somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.",rachel,what are you ever gonna use that for?!,1 +ross,what? what?!,rachel,i can’t see it!,1 +mark,what? is it my breath?,rachel,okay.,0 +ross,rachel! ill just call her back.,rachel,"no, it’s really not that bad. i mean, i-i for one, feel perfectly safe.",0 +ross,"ah, yeah, yeah. umm, we started talking after she yknow, did her thing. and it turns out shes got a boy about bens age, so were taking them to a gym-boree class. why, is that okay?",rachel,"sure, is she married?",1 +monica,who wants it? anybody?,rachel,i said i’ll do it!,1 +ross,"i did, too.",rachel,oh yeah.,0 +chandler,sounds like a fun party.,rachel,"hmm. look, ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why dont you just pay the hundred bucks? the partys gonna cost you way more than that.",1 +chandler,"oh no-no-no, no more offers. you can’t offer anything to us!",rachel,"well if-if that’s what it is, then it’s-it’s crazy.",0 +phoebe,and maybe i could teach ben about the christmas skull and how people die.,rachel,"no, no, no. its not! its not my mom. it belonged to mom. yeah, no, she used to put it out every christmas to remind us, that even though its christmas, people still die. and, you can put candy in it.",0 +phoebe,oh yeah? come and get it.,rachel,"okay, even this is turning me on!",1 +monica,we just want you to think it through.,rachel,the woman you what?,0 +ross,"alright, but you have to do one sometime.",rachel,"uhh, naa, no no no, i, i must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. dont",0 +phoebe,how can you come here?,rachel,how could you not tell me you worked here?,1 +chandler,phoebe buffay in buffay: the vampire layer.,rachel,i guess so.,0 +paul,what?! i can’t believe you’re trying to stifle me! when just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!,rachel,heyyyy—what?,0 +phoebe,"yeah? and, he’s-he’s so centered and mature and confident.",rachel,i brought you my old maternity clothes!,0 +joey,merry christmas!,rachel,"ah, yeah, hes so adorable, god, hes just so much fun, joey is the best, im glad youre having so much fun here.",0 +chandler,i can’t believe you came back.,rachel,"well it does when you combine it with, this is so embarrassing, i",0 +phoebe,"well, you kind of just did.� that guy is going to call you tonight.� ross is going to pick up the phone and thats a pretty clear message.",rachel,ill get it.� � hello?� rosss place.� mike speaking.� � its for you.,0 +chandler,"okay, but after that, we’re shootin’ some pool.",rachel,"oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. hi. my friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh i ordered a rum and diet coke, which i don’t think this is.",1 +monica,rach? can i talk to for just a minute? i-i dropped some socks.,rachel,"dont make me do this again, i dont like my voice like this.",0 +joey,sure.,rachel,okay.,1 +emily,yes.,rachel,i’m rachel green.,1 +monica,"hey rach, a guy from ralph lauren called, you got a second interview!",rachel,i cant believe it! i got a second interview!,1 +phoebe,"bye. wow. so, thats great. you, bill, ross, and emma are going to be so happy together. what were you thinking?",rachel,"all right.� ill do it.� � but really, how much dirtier can it get?",0 +ross,what?,rachel,okay! y’know what? i realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. all i really needed was a plan. see i wanna have three kids…,1 +ross,"oh, just this woman i�ve been seeing.",rachel,you�ve being seeing someone?,1 +chandler,"oh, you must stop shooping.",rachel,i dont think they are.,0 +chandler,"little?! you freaked out big time! okay? and i fixed it! we have switched places! i am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! and now were back. ending credits",rachel,"well, it looks great.� its just that . . . well, im wearing the same thing underneath.� so . . .",0 +phoebe,you completely stole my answer!,rachel,"yeah, you can fire her, but i would call security, she wont go easy.",0 +ross,no! hey! hey! we can’t!,rachel,"ross, she’s gonna start getting ready soon!",1 +joey,i dont know.,rachel,you didn’t leave lipstick marks on the phone.,0 +monica,huh!,rachel,i watched it!,0 +phoebe,oh hi ben—no!! don’t look at the machine!,rachel,oh god! thank god you’re home! i’m watching cujo.,1 +ross,sure! here.,rachel,"thank you. now are you sure? because once i make a copy, there’s no turning back.",1 +ross,"rach you did not leave the water running. please, just pull yourself together, okay?",rachel,"ah, did i leave the stove on?",1 +ross,"chandler, i want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay. and sweetie..",rachel,"okay, i just thought of the perfect guy for rachel to take to her thing.",0 +monica,"well, this is the last box of your clothes. i’m just gonna label it, what were you thinking?",rachel,oh! hes having an affair.,0 +dr. miller,1…2…3!,rachel,"im sorry. all right, ill just stay in here this time. okay.",1 +ross,"okay, this play, i want you to do a down and out to the right. okay. break!",rachel,"wait, what am i gonna do?",1 +joey,no.,rachel,oh man! i have to get those done too?!,0 +joey,"no, no, no. my hugs are reserved for people staying in america.",rachel,perhaps i can persuade you. what if you can give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica.,0 +monica,i’m telling—if you put that in her apartment you’ll never hear the end of it.,rachel,"okay fine! i’ll-i’ll just tell her it’s an antique apothecary table, she doesn’t have to know where it came from. oh! look at this little drawers! oh look-look it says that it holds 300 cds.",1 +phoebe,"you wouldn’t! okay look, rachel i know you really want to do this, but i-i’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! and i know you’ve done it at least twice!",rachel,"i want you to like her! but if thats too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.",0 +monica,"it’s very interesting, phoebe.",rachel,what’s this?,1 +joey,"all right, here we go.",rachel,okay.,1 +joanna,"oh god, we just clicked! y’know how people just click? like he came by to pick me up, and i opened the door, and it was just like, click! did he tell you?",rachel,hey!,0 +ross,it was. it was an amazing night.,rachel,you think it looked amazing?,1 +monica,"how about, you’re moving!!",rachel,look! this is ridiculous. we should be packing you!!,1 +phoebe,"ooh, this is so exciting! ooh, god, what are you going to bet?",rachel,"oh, okay, well, i think we should let phoebe decide, because she’s the only who’s impartial, and she’s so pretty.",1 +judge,okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?,rachel,"yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.",1 +chandler,"he has sex, and we get hit in our heads.",rachel,"what, what are they talking about?",0 +elizabeth,yeah! yep.,rachel,"wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and i dont know!",0 +phoebe,"yeah, right! see, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. and then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. and he lived in a village, and you live in the village..",rachel,"yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- could i get some painkillers over here, please?",0 +joshua,"hey, here’s an idea. why don’t uh, i put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?",rachel,"that sounds like a plan. umm, is there a place i can go freshen up?",1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,i do! want a hint? huh? i do i do.,0 +chandler,no-no-no! i am the king of bad thanksgivings. you cant just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.,rachel,"oh, youre not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?",1 +phoebe,"okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.",rachel,you bought shawn cassidy!,0 +sandy,"i really do understand how hard its gotta be to leave your child with another person. i mean, its leaving behind a piece of your heart...",rachel,"sandy, thats exactly what it is...",1 +ross,"no, no, its okay. really. theyre plenty of people who just see their sisters at thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see joey at burger king. so is, is that better?",rachel,"no, its not better. i still dont get to see you.",1 +monica,wendy bailed. i have no waitress.,rachel,oh... thats too bad. bye bye.,1 +woman,no! it’s where you put the dirty ones!,rachel,yeah. you can help me get my furniture back from gunther. ending credits,0 +gavin,i heard you were sick...,rachel,"oh! right! yeah! hold on, ill be just clean up in here a little bit! hello gavin",1 +ross,"oh my god! rach-rach, are-are-are you sure?",rachel,"no, actually i took it off then i drew it back on.",1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,i don’t have too. i can just look at you.,0 +joey,"ok, i may not have treated your friends well in the past, but i have grown up a lot, really. honest, rach?",rachel,what are you doing? get the hell out of here!,0 +ross,"but we do! its gonna be ok, rach!",rachel,what do you think?,0 +ross,"oh, thank you. hey, hey. rachel!!!!",rachel,very bad.,0 +phoebe,yeah… that does sound great. im going to get the phone.,rachel,"oh, .. uh... uh... pass. pass. pass. okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat.",0 +mindy,"oh no, it isnt! no! i think barry is seeing someone in the city.",rachel,"yeah.. uh, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.",0 +monica,"okay, umm, okay, umm… its just joey and ross.",rachel,why arent you guys at the movie?,1 +ross,im gonna tell mom.,rachel,": yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. i’ve been a nice guy up until now, but uh, i don’t need this grief. i’m gonna call the landlord and tell him that monica is illegally subletting here grandmother’s apartment. your friends are outta here pal.",0 +monica,yes.,rachel,"monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?",1 +mrs. green,oh you’re gonna do that ten times a day?,rachel,"okay, stop tormenting me! this mink! okay, theyre mean! and they hate squirrels! and yknow, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! all right, fine, now i get it. here. you take it. are you happy now? im cold!",0 +joanna,"rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?",rachel,"yes! and while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...",0 +joey,and starting to think about settling down!,rachel,"hey joey, will you please set this up for people to put emmas presents on?",1 +joey,it’s rachel.,rachel,"you’re going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. now, you’re going to make yourself watch the whole thing. just do it!",1 +ross,"yeah! yeah, i got tenure!",rachel,professor geller?,0 +ross,"thats it? youre not mad? i mean, it mustve been terrible.",rachel,"terrible? hell, i was in greece! that was a nice hotel! nice beach, met the nice people. not to shabby for rachel.",1 +mr. waltham,will you call him?,rachel,a play-dough barber shop?,0 +joey,"oh, ehm...im...im rehearsing my lines.they gave me a big romantic story on days of our lives. its the first time my characters got one. im so nervous, you know, i really want it to be good!",rachel,"totally insane. dude, lets drive home, well hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if theyre closed maybe well tap a tree and make some ourselves.",0 +ross,"you’re never gonna believe it uh, monica and chandler are moving in again. that’s great news right—i mean for them. right?",rachel,oh wow.,1 +gunther,"well, we kissed. i-i-i didnt initiate the kiss, but-but i also didnt stop it, and ive been feeling guilty.",rachel,"its not santas plan. no, its...",0 +phoebe,uh-hmm.,rachel,james brolin?,1 +chandler,"hi! listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? we need a porn break. we spent the last two hours watching in & out & in, again.",rachel,"well, so, why don’t you just turn it off?",1 +phoebe,shhhhhh! i’m swamped right now.,rachel,you’re just staring into space.,1 +ross,okay. okay. because for a minute you said you…,rachel,"oh, okay.",0 +both,all right!,rachel,just give us our apartment back!,1 +ross,wow.,rachel,i know. it seems smaller somehow.,1 +phoebe,you said it was okay!,rachel,"what, look back?",0 +monica,who did we fight in world war i?,rachel,mexico?,1 +monica,do you wanna go hunting?,rachel,"well, i would like to have the option!!",1 +frank,"yeah, i love you. okay, bye! hi!",rachel,hi!,1 +joey,done!,rachel,"oh sure, go with the sissy.",0 +ross,oh no!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,how does this look?,rachel,"well, its a little low... pick up a little... a little bit more... a little bit more... there you go! now throw it away!",1 +phoebe,uh-oh. she may be onto us.,rachel,"well, i think this is a great place to work!",0 +ross,"sometimes, you should come over sometime! i’ll play you one of my other…",rachel,"oh my god! joey tribbiani from days of our lives, just walked in here!",1 +phoebe,"all right, wait just one more second. hi, its phoebe and rachels. please leave a message, thanks!",rachel,now wait a minute. you just took all the words!,1 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,"no no, its not working on me. wow! i must be growing up!",0 +ross,look who i found standing outside of the szechwan dragon staring at a parking meter.,rachel,sure!,0 +ross,"wh-wh-what line? the line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, dude, don’t you ever was your face?",rachel,"all right, i’m sorry. i’m sorry i didn’t tell you but you were so mad already!",1 +ross,"uh, rach? does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? say for bachelorette parties?",rachel,gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,oh! do you need me to go with you?,0 +chandler,nooo!! she’s really dull! and she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,actually its the movie theatre that has the time schedule. so you dont miss the beginning.,rachel,are you okay?,0 +monica,well be right there! cant you just say it starts later?,rachel,"ahhhhhhhhhh… (notices ross looking at him and stops. ross gives him his quiet down maneuver. okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. now take your right hand, no your other right , and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a birds wing. now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. thats ross quiet down maneuver. well, there is an accompanying face, but i dont want to try and describe it as well.)",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"okay! but you can’t rip it. well, maybe a little.",0 +chandler,"well, what’s the deal with these? these-these look nice.",rachel,oh they are nice. we-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when they’re done with them they just send ‘em back.,1 +joey,"oh my god! you did too? it totally freaked me out, what was that?!",rachel,i don’t know! i’m-i’m kinda thinking it-it was,1 +joey,hiya.,rachel,"oh, and i promise, i will not fake it this time.",0 +monica,"oh, why?",rachel,"because, i feel like i wouldnt just be going out with him. i would be going out with all of you. oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and i dont wanna...",1 +monica,"okay, okay. i hate this.",rachel,thank you. thank you. i love you.,1 +ross,hi! what... . please tell me those are clip-ons.,rachel,"ok, and i have the, uh receipt for my dinner with nokululu oon ah ah.",0 +joey,you were right. he is funny.,rachel,"hey, now wait a minute! i get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! now come on bobby, why don’t you tell us a little bit about your band?",1 +joey,"hey uh, where do you guys want this?",rachel,"because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? i have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did i ever say no! i couldnt do it to ross!",0 +phoebe,"ok, yeah, ok. oh, ok.",rachel,"this isn’t how it’s supposed to go, there can’t be another guy.",0 +ross,just ignore them.,rachel,ross.,1 +monica,ohh. and i don’t even have a date.,rachel,pheebs?,1 +joshua,"hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?",rachel,we did?,0 +ross,"hey, rach, you know what? i think, i think i know whatll make you feel better. how bout you make a list about me.",rachel,we’re back!,0 +chandler,...dinah?,rachel,"yeah. run ten blocks, that’ll help the smell.",0 +phoebe,"these are not mine... look how flimsy they are, come on! good god! you try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, theyll snap like a piece of licorice.",rachel,can i talk to you alone for a minute?,1 +joey,i’ll take it back tomorrow.,rachel,thank you.,1 +ross,"i mean, i don’t feel like i even have a girlfriend anymore.",rachel,do i know why we’re rushing?,0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,do you think its possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?,1 +ross,you got ink on your lip.,rachel,oh. ohhhhhhhhh….,1 +phoebe,"ooh ooh, we have a live one!",rachel,"oh, its a macys bag!",1 +phoebe,here.,rachel,what do we use to split it?,0 +phoebe,"happy chanukah, monica! may your christmas be snowy, joey! happy new year, chandler and ross. spin the draddle, rachel!",rachel,"hello, people who do not live here.",0 +joey,i discovered i’m able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.,rachel,"hmm. umm, why do you have a copy of the shining in your freezer?",1 +tag,do you want me to check again?,rachel,"well yeah, i wish that you would. well, no it’s not in there! how about that drawer?",1 +ross,no!,rachel,no?,1 +monica,hey.,rachel,oh my god! oh monica! those boots are amazing!,1 +ross,"okay, go left. left! left!",rachel,"hey, wait a second! so wait, what precinct are you with?",0 +ross,"plus tip, divided by six. ok, everyone owes 28 bucks.",rachel,"um, everyone?",1 +monica,yeah.,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"im sorry. what was i supposed to do stand up and shout hey, rachel, your butt is showing!",rachel,"all right pheebs, your cab’s ready.",0 +phoebe,"umm, my friend, bonnie. she just always thought ross was really cute, and now that you two aren’t together, she asked if i could set it up, but if you’re not cool with it...",rachel,hey!,0 +phoebe,i want to keep one.,rachel,might wanna try joseph.,0 +phoebe,im still on no.,rachel,"uh, morning. do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?",1 +joey,i don’t see the baby. where is it?,rachel,"oh no, i know i couldn’t see it either at first, but it’s right umm… ross, i lost it again.",1 +phoebe,oh? and how will you know what time to come over?,rachel,"hey, have you seen rachel?",0 +ross,oh my god.,rachel,"all right, i’m gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now.",0 +phoebe,sur-surprise.,rachel,"well, i was dr. drake remoray, stryker’s twin brother. i mean, who looks more me than me right?",0 +joshua,"uhh, actually y’know what, i kinda—i have to take off.",rachel,"look, i just wanted to apologize for last night. i got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.",0 +mr. zelner,oh i think it’s best that i speak first.,rachel,"ok, youre scaring me a little bit.",0 +phoebe,wow! oh you can just imagine that this is where they kept all the stuff to make their potions.,rachel,"so, what happens to the old guys?",0 +joey,dear lord.,rachel,daddy! i don’t think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.,0 +ross,and tell them what? the naked guy we stare at all the time isn’t moving.,rachel,"well, we have gotta find out if he’s alive.",1 +phoebe,rachel!,rachel,"no it’s okay, this is what’s gonna happen. i’m gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.",1 +the teacher,"well, go ahead rachel.",rachel,so what? don�t you have any will power?,0 +ross,"oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. you’ll—you’re gonna pick it up. hey! you will! uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? you were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. do you remember?",rachel,no!,0 +chandler,its huge.,rachel,oh my god.� i cant believe you live in that building.� my grandmother lives in that building.� ida green?� no sense of personal space?� kind of smells like chicken?� looks like a potato.,1 +ross,"i-i’m sorry rach, i didn’t know. are you gonna be okay?",rachel,really?!,0 +joey,why not?,rachel,it’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.,0 +ross,how could you have told her?,rachel,did you really hear a bear?,0 +ross,i don’t know if it’s true.,rachel,"well, youre gonna.",0 +ross,what?,rachel,i just- i don’t think us getting back together is a good idea.,1 +joanna,i seem to have had a slight office mishap. could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.,rachel,"ok, you want the dirt? alby was seriously insecure. i mean, he was really intimidated by the guy i dated before him.",0 +monica,"oh, are the drapes still closed hon?",rachel,come on.,0 +joey,no. no. no.,rachel,no?,1 +ross,it’s not something you are! it’s something you have!,rachel,"no, its…its not that. umm, now what i’m going to say to you, i’m not saying as your friend. okay? i’m-i’m saying as it as monica’s older brother.",0 +monica,rach! we weren’t gonna miss our friends getting married!,rachel,who got married?!,1 +ross,uh we-we need to talk.,rachel,"well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.",0 +joshua,"yeah, yeah, let me show you around. this is the uh, downstairs living room.",rachel,"whoa-whoa, there’s two living rooms? god, growing up here, this place must’ve been a real babe magnet.",1 +monica,thanks.,rachel,thank you. mon?,1 +mrs green,you didnt marry your barry. i did.,rachel,sorry. we didn’t hear you; we’re on our honeymoon.,0 +chandler,"hey, yknow what you should do? you should take her back to the 1890s, when that phrase was last used.",rachel,"whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, forget relationships! im done with men! the whole, uh, penis embargo?",0 +chandler,a hot girl’s at stake and all of the sudden he’s rain man.,rachel,"okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?",1 +joey,"yeah, you too.",rachel,"oh, wow, molly is just great!",1 +phoebe,did you find the dress?,rachel,no! you gotta get me out of here phoebe! these bargain shoppers are crazy!,1 +ross,"that, for all i knew would, could last forever. that to me is a break-up.",rachel,ohhhhh!,0 +gavin,"well, ive changed your screensaver from that picture of *nsync.",rachel,and chili!,0 +monica,"that’s sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?",rachel,"i thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! my best friend and my sister! i-i cannot believe this!",0 +joey,holden mcgroin.,rachel,"oh, i know what i wanted to ask you. you were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. what happened there?",0 +joey,is it back in the cage?,rachel,its back in cage!,1 +monica,i can do that!,rachel,"oh, come on!",0 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,noooooo!!,1 +mindy,yeah... im pretty sure im still gonna marry him.,rachel,"what are you talking about?! mindy, the guy is the devil! hes satan in a smock!",1 +ross,"oh sure, come here! sure you can! uh, look come here look, it’s-it’s-it’s, it’s right there .",rachel,"uh, yeah, i ah, i also need two.",0 +phoebe,"okay, go ahead. um, hi annie. fantastic! you got it. oh, okay, um, will he work for scale? you ask me. well, i dont know about that, except that i do and he will. great, oh you are such a sweetheart. i would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next.... op, went through a tunnel.",rachel,that is unfair. ill call her and tell her it was totally my fault.,0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,"so, you wanna get a hamburger or something?",0 +monica,"that is exactly why i do not lend you stuff!! okay?! i mean, first its my jewelry! and if its not my jewelry, its-its my blue sweater! and if its not my sweater, its my sunglasses!",rachel,"…now when they found the remains of the mesozoic mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a paleozoic amphibian in its jaws! how did it get there?! {yknow, sometimes i think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. but it wont work. ill always have the last laugh! okay, so maybe im a little deluded, its probably just my spellchecker. but, i must admit i did get mesozoic and paleozoic on the first attempt. yay me! anyhoo…}",0 +ross,you’re welcome.,rachel,"if we keep talking this way, arent we gonna freak her out soon?",0 +gavin,"well, ive changed your screensaver from that picture of *nsync.",rachel,"hey, they were popular when i left!",1 +ross,y’know i would it’s just painful.,rachel,"what we did was wrong. oh god, i just had sex with somebody that wasnt alive during the bicentennial.",0 +ross,"the first date weve had in months, and they were both such disasters.",rachel,"coo, again. dont blame the pretty lady. it was not her fault. it was me, the pigeon, coo! seriously, stop staring at her.",0 +chandler,would you all stop yelling in our apartment! you are ruining moving day for us!,rachel,will you stop calling it your apartment!,1 +joey,youre gonna do it?,rachel,yeah...,0 +janice,"all right. well, there you go. stop it, stop it, stop it.",rachel,"ok, have a good break-up.",0 +monica,"is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? i mean, shes doing it because she wants to be more like you.",rachel,"well, then, you know, couldnt she have just copied my haircut?",1 +monica,"yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare, just really freaked him out.",rachel,why? what was it?,1 +ross,"look, i uh, i tried not to kiss her, okay?",rachel,y’know maybe a little bit!,0 +ross,chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?,rachel,14?,1 +joey,"cmon! just try to picture her not pregnant, thats all.",rachel,central perk is proud to present miss phoebe buffay.,1 +ross,"oh, i thought you guys had just been on like four dates, i didn’t realise that had become anything, yet.",rachel,"oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it has—yeah. oh no, those were four great dates.",1 +joshua,"anyway, she burned all of my clothes. i got away with two things. this suit and what turned out to be a skirt.",rachel,huh?,0 +roy,"no, no, youre right. who am i kidding? i should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. what am i gonna do? i mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. taking my clothes off in front of people is all i know.",rachel,"no, wait. no theres gotta be something else that you can do. i mean, what skills do you have?",1 +ross,"oh, right!",rachel,this is ross?,0 +ross,what are you doing up?,rachel,"okay, then.",0 +joey,what are you doing?,rachel,"okay! okay, you’re yelling again! see that?",0 +monica,"rachel, what are you doing? it’s freezing out here. would you come back inside?",rachel,periodontist.,0 +joey,"oh, come on! last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips! i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!",rachel,"well joey, uhm look, i know that she’s difficult, but i think it’s really good that she’s here.",1 +amy,oh! hes ok. do you remember my old boyfriend mark?,rachel,"yeah, that does make sense. ok, now, would... would you two like that?",0 +phoebe,really?! ‘cause y’know that hurts.,rachel,"oh-ho, i think it’s nice.",0 +ross,"look, im sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? but the swings are perfectly safe, and besides emma loves them. you know what, you should come with us and youll see!",rachel,"hello, is this the creepy residence?",0 +ross,i don’t want people to see it for your sake.,rachel,"ahh, i don’t believe you. i think you don’t want them to see you begging me.",1 +joey,yeah thatd be great! thanks pheebs!,rachel,"op, look! claire forgot her glasses! and shes gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, i hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what im talking about.",1 +mr. waltham,will you call him?,rachel,"yes! i will! absolutely! hello, rachel. hi, joshua. i left my wallet here on purpose. really? yes, i just wanted to see you again. oh, i’m glad. rachel, i’d like to say something to you. yes? how you doin’?",1 +ross,"look, i-i drew a sketch about how were gonna do it. okay rach, thats you. thats the couch.",rachel,"whoa-oh, whats-whats that?",1 +ross,"well i have to. okay? if i don’t, they’ll take the class away",rachel,you what?,1 +ross,yes.,rachel,what?,0 +joey,really? ‘cause i could kinda use the money.,rachel,"when i’m in a relationship, i love having a girlfriend.",0 +kim,rachel? do you smoke?,rachel,"oh no, my dads a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories……about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princesss right to smoke.",1 +mrs green,"this is so much fun, just the girls. you know what we should do? does anybody have any marijuana?",rachel,no that’s not it. they let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.,0 +phoebe,really?,rachel,"yeah, itll be fun. well run in the park. itll be like our first y’know roommate bonding thing.",1 +mindy,"look, i know hes not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, i still really wanna be mrs. dr. barry farber, d.d.s.",rachel,oh god.,1 +monica,go ahead rach.,rachel,"oh wait! y’know what? i can’t, i can’t look at it. i can’t. somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.",1 +man,tag jones.,rachel,her what?!!,0 +joey,"yeah, you fogged danny.",rachel,please! we did not fog danny! whos danny?,1 +ross,"all right, that’s it, i’m getting out of here.",rachel,"no, no, no, no! ross, wait! come on! you know, there’s other stuff. here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...",1 +chandler,but we should take it.,rachel,but we should move quick.,1 +joey,that’s not what she said last night.,rachel,"see? now, he could date her.",1 +phoebe,so?� what if they do?,rachel,so soon?,0 +all,"yeah. yeah, excellent.",rachel,earl! i’m phoebe.,0 +ross,"umm, she kissed me.",rachel,"yeah you’re right, we can’t—we shouldn’t watch this.",0 +phoebe,"yeah, did she sound happy about it? cause my friend ethels baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.",rachel,oh my god!,1 +chandler,"oh yeah, yeah! look what i got, look what i got. see, shes fully dressed, right?",rachel,right.,1 +phoebe,"yeah, i know, hes sweet, but its just not fun anymore, you know? i dont know if its me, or his hunger strike, or, i dont know.",rachel,you don’t know?,0 +tag,i got asked out twice today when i was at lunch…by guys.,rachel,oh really?!,1 +monica,"rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until i find the little waffle iron.",rachel,"atlantic city, baby! lets roll some bones! hey joey, high-five for rolling bones!",0 +monica,rach?,rachel,yeah?,1 +ross,hey.,rachel,"well hello! so, when are we gettin’ back out on the water matey?",1 +phoebe,"yeah, i had a massage client who worked there and-and he said i had a knack for stocks.",rachel,well why didn’t you take the job?,1 +ross,"come on rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.",rachel,what?!,1 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,happy wedding day!,1 +jill,"oh no-no-no, he’s just i don’t know, he’s just a little bookish.",rachel,whos that dirty old lady?,0 +joey,i understand.,rachel,"okay, but i don’t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.",0 +chandler,7:15. watch doesn’t work.,rachel,"tommy’s supposed to be here soon, we’re going to lunch.",1 +monica,i love you.,rachel,"oohh, i love it!",1 +ross,"ah, he didn’t uh, take it so well?",rachel,"well better than you, but y’know still not what you want.",1 +ross,"hey emma. oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? she can barely see. .",rachel,"nah, i dont really want her to see.",1 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,i know!,0 +phoebe,"rachel, it’s okay. you don’t have to do this. i believe you. all right? okay, if-if you say that you kissed melissa, then you kissed melissa.",rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,he’s awfully short and i think he’s talking to himself. and to,rachel,"everybody else got one, and you want one too. don’t you?",0 +joanna,"you can have your own office, and a raise! effective tomorrow.",rachel,it’s not gonna be exactly like last time.,0 +monica,ross isnt here.,rachel,oh. stop it!,1 +monica,i don’t remember. do you wanna take a walk?,rachel,my fault?! you threatened the judge!,0 +ross,uh rach?,rachel,are ya?,0 +chandler,"yeah! its a stupid job, and i could not stand leaving you. and why should i be the only one who doesnt get to do what he *really* wants to do?",rachel,what do you really want to do?,1 +charlie,no! theres nothing to explain. i heard you. phoebe likes joey.,rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe,"ill have to get back to you on that. okay, bye! oh my god! he wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!",rachel,"okay, so now they know that you know and they dont know that rachel knows?",0 +janice,"i’m telling you rachel, listen to janice. they all say they’re gonna be there until they start their real family.",rachel,i mean this is so great! we’re gonna be baby buddies!,0 +molly,"no, you stay, ill do it .",rachel,"ok, thank you.",1 +joey,"wow! uh okay, well uh…",rachel,"oh my god, they let you keep that stuff?!",1 +ross,yep!,rachel,hey!,0 +chandler,we’re the bings.,rachel,okay. i’ll be right there.,0 +phoebe,what?!,rachel,what?!,1 +ross,whats goin on?,rachel,"well, first of all, paulo and i are not back together. it was just a stupid thing i did, and if i could go back in time and do it again, well, i wouldnt. um, second of all , what?",1 +tag,im okay. i gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.,rachel,oh.,1 +ross,"uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the north-east, i was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. yknow how we were, uh, yknow, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? well-",rachel,"okay, thank you, mr. heckles.",0 +chandler,"yknow, i dont know why youre so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.",rachel,"nice? they were nice. i mean, thats it? i mean, mittens are nice.",1 +phoebe,oh... okay.,rachel,that... never happens...,0 +all,come on.,rachel,"aah, ykilling me!",0 +monica,what’s up?,rachel,yeah. its actually our first official date,0 +phoebe,they are gonna love me.,rachel,oh!,1 +joey,"why? why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? just for us?",rachel,isn’t that a line from the show?!,1 +kim,"so, okay! so youll come with me on the paris trip.",rachel,oh man!,1 +chandler,i cant believe joey. i hate being called a liar!,rachel,"yes, and i have to say, i am not just hurt. i am insulted. when i tell somebody i did something...",0 +joey,"what? yeah! sure! uh, look at the uh, the reason…—is it hot in here?",rachel,i’m gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.,0 +ross,"alright, we�ll just, uh, see when you get here. bye. huh, that was my mom, she�s stuck in terrible traffic.",rachel,unless what?,0 +ross,"oh, forget it, okay?",rachel,thats because im in front of them.,0 +joey,"all right, turn around, i got to get a look at this thing.",rachel,oh!,1 +all,"oh, hey, dont do that! cut it out!",rachel,its worse than the thumb!,1 +ross,"ross has the blender! ugh, everythings just falling apart!",rachel,"no honey, its okay! listen, ill got to rosss and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.",1 +ross,shes doing her laundry.,rachel,whats that?,1 +phoebe,hey rachel?,rachel,what?,0 +phoebe,and a glass of tepid water.,rachel,"ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?",1 +chandler,"alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. but the giant ass and the big clown feet?",rachel,"no-no-no-no, no! who, who were you talking about?",0 +monica,"hey, where is this guy, its been over an hour!",rachel,so?,0 +ross,"okay, i’ll just wait for him in here!",rachel,inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!,0 +phoebe,what?! i think he’s cute.,rachel,"lights. uh, romantic lights.",0 +phoebe,no!,rachel,"i can not believe he would do that to mon—whoa! joey, do they know that we know?",1 +joey,yeah. sure.,rachel,"well i want to get in on this. hey mon? i don’t think i can help you after all, i didn’t realize this game was on.",0 +joey,"uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?",rachel,absolutely!,0 +ross,hi!,rachel,"hi! so i’m out having lunch at monica’s and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at bloomingdale’s and there happens to be an opening in his department. so i gave him my phone number and he’s gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!",1 +chandler,"rach, rach, knock knock.",rachel,"i know, i hate being left out of things.",0 +amy,"oh come on, that was 20 years ago. get over it.",rachel,"i cannot, i cannot believe that i invited you here today.",1 +monica,i’m so humiliated!,rachel,"well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. once you, once you betray me, i become like the ice woman, y’know. very cold, hard, unyielding, yknow nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. can i have a tissue, please?",0 +phoebe,"rachel, come here. okay, i was just starting to take my thanksgiving nap, and i had another dream about jack.",rachel,"oh, phoebe, do i wanna hear this?",1 +phoebe,"yes, yes i do. god, oh it’s just perfect! wow! i bet it has a great story behind it too. did they tell you anything? like y’know where it was from or…",rachel,"ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. where, where are the mint treasures?",0 +ross,why dont we just put poor little tooty out in the hall?,rachel,"wow, thats, uh, dirty.",0 +ross,is that mark?,rachel,"oh, it’s incredible! i so want to be a waxine girl.",0 +joey,hello!,rachel,what about all the women you want to bring home?,1 +monica,"youre going to talk to him! yknow what? we made a deal, i make your decisions and i say youre going to talk to him.",rachel,"all right, thats it. i want both of you out.",0 +ross,what-what?,rachel,ow! ow! contraction. ow-ow! ow-ow!,1 +chandler,right. so howre you doing?,rachel,bitchin,1 +policeman,it’s petty. i’ll be right back with your ticket.,rachel,you have a son!,1 +phoebe,"so, are you ready to talk about it?",rachel,"i know! i know! come on, please-please you guys, don’t-don’t be mad. i’m sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! y’know? and it was our first date! plus, she’s really sick!",0 +all,oh!,rachel,that is so cool.,1 +monica,i don’t want to say.,rachel,"oh, just tell us! we’re not gonna want it!",1 +chandler,...dinah?,rachel,"ohhhhh, dont be mad...",1 +joey,oh that’s amazing.,rachel,oh-oh!! one hand on the sheet joe!,1 +chandler,freedom!,rachel,"ok, ok! fine! you can come, but dont tell anybody else. its up on the roof at 8.",0 +chandler,oh hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +joey,anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?,rachel,"oh honey, ill say good-bye to you at the car if you dont mind the puss.",1 +joey,"i don’t get it! it was in my room all night! and if she didn’t take it, and i didn’t take it; and you didn’t take it, then who did? shh! we’re trying to think!",rachel,they are gonna love me.,0 +chandler,"hey, rach, can i get...",rachel,oh…my…gawd!!,0 +phoebe,lusts of the flesh.,rachel,"yeah, but, ross, i mean, youre not okay with it.",0 +joey,"no, i didn’t!",rachel,so i dont have to sing and i can just sit there and pass judgments on others?,0 +dr. long,"twenty-one hours, you’re a hero.",rachel,doctor you gotta do something! i think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.,1 +chandler,"that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... hey!",rachel,"hi! hey, listen, can we ask you a question? when you and monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?",1 +chandler,hey! did you have the baby yet?,rachel,"boy, you people are nice... and ive got to say... i think youre going to make excellent parents.",0 +monica,"y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…",rachel,"oh yeah, good start mon.",1 +ross,"you keep, you keep... you cant...",rachel,drink?,0 +chandler,"petrie, right, right. okay, some people gonna be working this weekend.",rachel,"oooooooooh. oh, thats nice. oh, oh. huh, ross!",1 +monica,its a diaper commercial.,rachel,"oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!",1 +phoebe,"oh no, i’m not playing tonight.",rachel,why not?,1 +chandler,"yeah well, too bad we’re gonna have to return them.",rachel,"its just that he doesnt have that much free time, ya know, and i dont know, what do i do?",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,seriously?,0 +phoebe,"oh! im sorry rachel, i dont have time for your childish games, ok? i still have to go find something incredible to wear so i can beat mike at whos more over who!",rachel,"hey, hi! hey, whereve you been?",1 +joey,"uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff i didn’t know there.",rachel,"okay, we owe you a present.",0 +ross,"yeah, i need uh… i’m just—i don’t know—i don’t understand, umm, how this happened? we-we used a condom.",rachel,what kind of changes?,0 +ross,"give daddy the barbi! ben, give, give me the barbi. okay, how bout, dont you want to play with the monster truck? no. okay, oh, oh, how about a dino-soilder?",rachel,"ross, you are so pathetic. why cant your son just play with his doll?",1 +phoebe,"uh, only if you have the hiccups too. yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. i just didn’t feel like getting up. okay, i’m gonna show you a picture of ross. okay? and you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. all right? really focus on his flaws.",rachel,"yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.",0 +joey,"yeah, this was a stupid idea.",rachel,pheebs? could you get that? please?,1 +joey,well that thing is clearing in the way! all right. ah-ha! ah-ah!! damn fridge!,rachel,"hi joey, how ya doin’?",1 +chandler,yes you did! you look happy and sick; you smoked!,rachel,"oh yknow, we really should quit. okay, lets quit!",0 +monica,"oh, honey, im sorry.",rachel,"oh hey, great, youre up. rachel, this is my sister krista. krista, this is rachel.",0 +joey,"yeah, i guess so.",rachel,i just never thought i would raise this baby all by myself. pretty dumb huh?,1 +phoebe,make sure you check chandlers jewelry box.,rachel,wait a minute. chandler has a jewelry box?,1 +joanna,"rachel, i need the versachi invoice. hello! you don’t work for me.",rachel,"joanna, this is my friend chandler bing joanna.",1 +joey,"no it’s not weird, it’s a miracle!",rachel,it’s not a miracle joey! i’m sure there’s some explanation.,1 +ross,and she just gave you this?,rachel,hey!,0 +ross,"ohh, yeah i already have one.",rachel,"ohhh, oh my god! oh my god! she knows about us!",0 +ross,rachel!,rachel,"all right, i promise. i’ll fix this. i swear. i’ll-i’ll-i’ll-i’ll talk to her.",1 +monica,"rachel, theres nothing in it.",rachel,our fda approval didnt come through. something about laboratory rats.,0 +paul,"well, we were very young when we had her.",rachel,"he is my girlfriend’s father, okay? it’s-it’s, it’s weird!",0 +phoebe,"oh, jason? yeah, uh-huh, were seeing each other tonight.",rachel,what-pheebs?! two dates in one day? thats so unlike you.,1 +phoebe,yeah!,rachel,"okay, here’s your milk. what do you want to talk about?",0 +monica,"nah, he doesn’t do anything for me.",rachel,"monica, last saturday night, what happened on walker: texas ranger?",1 +ross,"right, they are scary. ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!",rachel,"wait a minute. do you not like all dogs? i mean, not even puppies?",1 +monica,"honey, we have been through this before!",rachel,"eh..., i don’t, i don’t know.",0 +ross,"rach, he’s not an ex-con.",rachel,"okay. okay. okay. uh, what do i, what do i do with him?",1 +phoebe,"yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone.",rachel,"i’m sorry, so umm, so where are we?",0 +joey,"no, i’m performing the ceremony. i’m not wearing a tux.",rachel,"well, what are you going to wear?",1 +tag,what’s up?,rachel,"i know i’m having the worst time. there was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when i finally got up to the plates, i slipped on a giant booger!",0 +ross,my sandwich!!!!!!,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,okay.,rachel,"all this stuff takes up a lot of room. hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping ben in your life?",1 +joey,"yeah, okay.",rachel,yeah?,1 +ross,"no, actually i thought about it when, when we were going out. it’s how i imagined i uh, i would ask you to marry me.",rachel,"im sorry. im sorry, phoebe. its just a little shorter than what we had discussed.",0 +joshua,"gloves. brown, leather dress gloves.",rachel,do you smell beets?,0 +monica,"why don’t you phase it out? yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in america.",rachel,"yeah, i mean, come on ross, no one will even notice. i mean they’re probably not even listening!",1 +ross,oh wait—hold it! but then i started thinking and i stopped the kissing.,rachel,"oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister’s mouth long enough to tell me that.",1 +joey,i can’t do it!,rachel,"hi. listen, i’m sorry about that whole thing with roger. it really",0 +ross,"oh, see i-i don’t know if we’re gonna be hungry at three.",rachel,because i’m cooler.,0 +ross,mmmm.,rachel,"yeah, we played, we watched tv.. that juggling thing is amazing.",0 +katie,sure!,rachel,horny bitch. no! you’re a horny bitch! noooo! you’re the horny bitch! no! you’re a horny bitch!,1 +chandler,before!!,rachel,"now, does it really matter?",1 +gunther,so i understand you’re looking for a place.,rachel,"ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.",0 +ross,how is that important?,rachel,oh it’s important!,1 +paul,well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. are you okay?,rachel,in your mouth?!,0 +phoebe,"eww, look. ugly naked guy lit a bunch of candles.",rachel,that had to hurt!,1 +ross,phoebe.,rachel,them?! whos them?,0 +phoebe,whats the matter? why so scrunchy?,rachel,its my father. he wants to give me a mercedes convertible.,1 +ross,"not that big a deal? its amazing. ok, you just reach in there, theres one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. all right, as far as im concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. am i right?",rachel,come on! you guys can pee standing up.,1 +ross,but is it technically a date if the other person doesnt show up?,rachel,its not all mine. we all get 50 cents.,0 +chandler,oh yes! oh yes!,rachel,you think i trust you with it?! no! we’re gonna split it! you take half and i take half!,1 +tag,"you have all the answers, dont you?",rachel,yeah.,0 +joey,yeah.,rachel,good night.,0 +joey,hey. i just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. what’s the matter?,rachel,okay mister! fertilize me!,0 +ross,"all right, i just wanted to check.",rachel,"oh, that’s sweet.",1 +joey,"no, i had sex in high school.",rachel,"oh, uh, joanna i was wondering if i could ask you something. there’s an opening for an assistant buyer in junior miss…",1 +ross,"oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? guess whos doing laundry there too?",rachel,he’s greek orthodox.,0 +ross,"no, you dont.",rachel,oh! a fine choice. im coming out.,0 +chandler,"all right, kids, i gotta get to work. if i dont input those numbers,... it doesnt make much of a difference...",rachel,"so, like, you guys all have jobs?",1 +joey,"no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… it’s okay, i mean i—look rach, i know i scared you off with that whole naked thursday’s thing, but we don’t have to do that!",rachel,"well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about naked wednesday’s.",1 +joey,"dont you put words in peoples mouths, you put turkey in peoples mouths!",rachel,i cant believe this! this is emmas first thanksgiving!,1 +ross,...gets interrupted. hi!,rachel,"hi, how was the movie?",1 +phoebe,thank you.,rachel,"okay, ms. mckenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to tulsa and be the president of our office there, and i was sleeping and apparently, said yes.",0 +ross,see?,rachel,huh.,1 +chandler,"see, maybe that’s the one we should’ve actually hidden.",rachel,"oh, no! no you guys! come on, you don’t have to do that! i’m happy for him! i am! i really—i’m-i’m happ—i’ll work on it.",1 +ross,i went thru this with ben and carol. one cup of coffee wont affect your milk.,rachel,yeah. just to be sure im gonna call dr. wiener.,1 +tag,nobody. i was just practicing.,rachel,not like we used to. remember? you and me used to be inseparable. y’know now it’s like…things are different.,0 +monica,tomorrow night.,rachel,"ooh, three points. both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.",0 +joey,hey.,rachel,"ross, sweetheart!",0 +monica,"..i dunno, a little too alan?",rachel,do you guys know what happened to chandler’s barca lounger?,0 +phoebe,"uh-huh, which is...?",rachel,"well, yknow, the reason i didnt wanna go running with you is because um, well yknow the way that you run is a little...",1 +phoebe,"yeah, otherwise, i mean that’s, that’s, that’s just it for us hanging out together. yknow is that what you want? can you be civil?",rachel,"all right well, were just gonna have to tell monica, thats all.",0 +joey,mia hamm?,rachel,mia hamm!,1 +monica,you’re not gonna mess it up.,rachel,"wow, monica, i love that, you really have faith in me. thank you. technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done?",1 +phoebe,"no. this whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. you know, i dont know, when i sang su-su-suicide, i got a dollar seventy-five. but then, smelly cat, i got 25 cents and a condom. so you know, now i just feel really bad for smelly cat.",rachel,"well, you know, honey, i dont think everybody gets smelly cat. you know, i mean, if all youve ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!",1 +ross,"hey, shes fast!! okay?!! oh! you-you think you can be beat me? lets go! outside!!",rachel,hi!,1 +joey,can we please turn this off?,rachel,"noo way, kevin.",1 +ross,"hey, 30 is not that old! do you know how old the earth is?",rachel,late thirties? oh come on you guys! is it just me? am i overreacting to this?,1 +monica,"okay, well start with the building. you guys take the first and second floor, phoebe and ill take third and fourth.",rachel,which one?,0 +ross,what?! over a stupid room!,rachel,"yeah, i didn’t think of that.",0 +joey,even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..,rachel,"uh, joey..",1 +joey,"yes, cause we live together, thats a joke!",rachel,"oh! screw it, i didnt get it!",1 +janice,"okay, okay, well then answer me this. has any of you ever.... almost?",rachel,hi.,0 +monica,what?!,rachel,"god, monica it’s on the ceiling.",1 +ross,"hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?",rachel,yes!! yes!! i’m the next caller! you were gonna have me hang up.,0 +joey,cute! this is janice! you remember janice?,rachel,"yes, joey, i remember, shes annoying, but you know what shes-shes his girlfriend now. i mean what can we do?",1 +monica,"oh my gosh! rachel, honey.. are you okay? where-wheres paolo?",rachel,i invented the game of cups as a way to give joey money.,0 +monica,i think i need a drink.,rachel,yeah!,1 +monica,and the way she slaps all the time!,rachel,oh!,1 +ross,"this feels perfectly normal. ok, get on the swing!",rachel,oh yeah! he has a caretaker. his older brother... ernie.,0 +ross,even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn’t get messed up?,rachel,i will think about it.,1 +joey,i think i’m gonna cry!,rachel,check out the ring.,0 +ross,i did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!,rachel,"pheebs, i was wondering…",1 +ross,"the point is i... i dont need this right now, ok. it, its too late, im with somebody else, im happy. this ship has sailed.",rachel,"alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright ross.",1 +phoebe,im sorry. it was just so funny when you started comparing jane eyre to robocop.,rachel,hello.,0 +joey,how come you dont live with mommy? how come mommy lives with that other lady? whats a lesbian?,rachel,"honey, you can say it, poconos, poconos, its like poc-o-nos",1 +joey,"i mean, she should be with someone like... ross! you know what i mean, he uses all those big words too! man, smart people are dull!",rachel,"oh, they’re working on this week, it’s a total mess. but uh, i’m staying at my parents’ house, we could go there.",0 +phoebe,"whoa, what kind of party was this?",rachel,"ross, i have been walking around like this since the plane! i can—you have so crossed a line.",1 +phoebe,oh!,rachel,…how about i move in with you?,1 +joey,"oh, that poor bastard.",rachel,"see? yeah, you told me the story. he and monica dated when they broke up they couldnt even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? he got phased out!",1 +rachel and monica,nooo!,rachel,i love that movie.,0 +ross,"o-okay, rach calm-calm down, okay? she-she’s really upset we’re just talking.",rachel,ross! i think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!,1 +mr. waltham,"i-i was wondering, my niece you see is in from london—well shropshire really but y’know—well she’s about your age i say. anyway i have tickets for the opera, die fledermaus, and i was wondering if you’d like to keep her company this evening?",rachel,sure. you got it. great!,1 +ross,"what? sophie, does she have ten minutes?",rachel,"hey, ross!!! i told you i don’t!",1 +janice,"so? congratulations you two, i didn’t even know you got married.",rachel,oh we-we didn’t.,1 +joey,i can give it a shot.,rachel,oh! yay! look! there’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!,1 +phoebe,"ooooohhhhh! fine, i cant take it anymore! im putting an end to this!",rachel,enough!,0 +ross,"sweetie, now i pick you.",rachel,i’m the student.,0 +ross,"pheebs, pheebs, the babies are coming now.",rachel,"high-five, the babies are coming!",1 +ross,forget it. i-i—y’know what? i’ll just have the,rachel,oh my god.,0 +phoebe,it worked!,rachel,uh-huh.,0 +ross,"oohh, 23. which is what we play to at this casino! you win 10 dollars!",rachel,i bet 20.,1 +chandler,"i’m telling ya, joanna’s got it all wrong. okay? all i said was, ‘this was fun. let’s do it again sometime. i’ll give you a call.’",rachel,"this doesn’t mean anything, does it?",0 +chandler,"okay, who wore those?",rachel,"umm, well let’s see uh, this one is tom brokaw.",1 +joey,erectus?,rachel,homo.,1 +paul,when i was six years old.,rachel,hm-mmm.,1 +monica,nothing.,rachel,nothing?,1 +phoebe,"yeah, im gonna go back to being street phoebe. yeah! oh but, yknow what? i cant go totally back because street phoebe really wouldnt be friends with you guys. sorry.",rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,ooh! brians song!,rachel,the meeting with the guy went great?,1 +monica,whoa!!! are you kidding me?!,rachel,you’re moving?,0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,no leg-chewing for us sir.,0 +joey,"no! but yknow, im an actor, ill act cool.",rachel,"ohh, whoa god! storage rooms give me the creeps! monica, come on please hurry up honey! please?",1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,why? so you could hang up on me?,0 +phoebe,"oh my god! well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!",rachel,is that funny? am i supposed to be laughing?,0 +monica,i guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!,rachel,im gonna go tell emma she was an accident.,0 +ben,sharing is good.,rachel,"yeah, im sorry man.",0 +chandler,hey.,rachel,"ugh, the worse day! y’know, you think you’re making progress at work and then your boss calls you raquel.",1 +joey,uh uh!,rachel,hey!,0 +monica,thanks.,rachel,"oh no-no, no, i made a promise to myself that the next time i would talk to ursula would be over my dead body. and that’s not happening ‘til october 15th, 2032.",0 +ross,"yes, yes, thats right...",rachel,what?,0 +joey,hey!,rachel,how was the game?,1 +joey,here she is! future fashion superstar!,rachel,wait! but ross if they don’t get along then you should smooth things over. make them be friends.,0 +ross,im here.,rachel,"you are. well, um... we, we, we were just... wow!",1 +ross,then we have to await the data from recent mri scans and dna testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.,rachel,"look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, im so jealous!",1 +ross,"really. its always been you, rach.",rachel,"come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. let’s kill ‘um!",0 +monica,thats so gross!,rachel,yeah. that didnt work out.,0 +chandler,ohh. mmm.,rachel,oh-my-god rachel! rachel!,0 +monica,noooo! im lying. i am so drunk.,rachel,i think you’re right.,0 +ross,"oh my god! those weren’t albino kids, that was computer camp! rach!",rachel,"oh-ho-ho, yeah! hey! y’know what goes good with that?",0 +phoebe,"wait, rach! wheres the other one?",rachel,"oh what, you-you want both of them?",1 +ross,he sounds swell.,rachel,"uh tim? this is phoebe. phoebe this is tim, my new sous chef.",0 +ross,dya.. uh.. dya need any help?,rachel,"well, look, why don’t you just, why don’t you do your phase two strip club thing with us.",0 +joey,no.,rachel,joey!,1 +ross,"so, um... where did paolo come from?",rachel,perfect. perfect. so now everybodys getting kissed but me.,0 +joey,"no, i gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks.",rachel,"noooo, thats what i was wearing when i donated. im kinda surprised theres any of my boys left.",0 +dr. franzblau,"i dont know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, shes doing great. so, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?",rachel,"oh, isnt he? oh, you know, i really think this time it may work with him. i mean, he just makes me feel so good and ive been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. well, at least my cup is half full.",0 +joey,maybe you two should live together.,rachel,i can’t believe this! i shouldn’t be the one making her throw up!,0 +joey,"all right, i’m sorry. rach i—rach i’m sorry. okay? i’m sorry! maybe i can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn.",rachel,all right! y’know what? that’s it! you wanna do it?! let’s do it!,1 +ross,"anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time i talked to emily…",rachel,oh my god! my dog died!,1 +ross,"uh, clearly.",rachel,oh…my…god!!,0 +man,"you still dont know my name, do you?",rachel,"can we, can we just stop for a second? who said something better would come along, huh? you didnt believe me. i told you everything was gonna work out. you know what? this calls for a bottle of israels finest.",0 +joey,yeah. sure.,rachel,"huh. wow, i wouldn’t think hobbs would like that so much.",1 +phoebe,"well, what am i going to tell monica? she wants to wear them tonight!",rachel,hi!,0 +joey,"oh no-no, no-no i love living with you. it just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.",rachel,dude relax! it could happen to anyone.,0 +amy,hair straightener?,rachel,i havent seen you in like.. a year.,1 +melissa,hey! isn’t that tag’s backpack.,rachel,are you okay?,0 +monica,"oh, i love museums!",rachel,umm.,1 +phoebe,who else?,rachel,"anybody! you, me, you know, monicas mom...",1 +ross,uh-huh.,rachel,"well, well ross didn’t care enough to be here, so i think he’s out. you snooze you lose.",0 +monica,okay.,rachel,"oh my god, i was thinking four.",0 +phoebe,"thats easy for you to say, i dont see three kids coming out your vagina!",rachel,"my god, rachel, i can’t believe phoebe made out with ralph lauren. ohh, i’m so jealous.",0 +frank,not to me.,rachel,"yeah, fair enough.",1 +ross,"no, rach, no. i don’t, i don’t, i don’t have to think about it, in fact, i’ve decided, i’ve decided that, that it.......does.",rachel,are you sure?,1 +chandler,so what happened?,rachel,"ugh, it was horrible! and-and the interview part went so well, yknow? i even made him laugh. he said something about a boat and i was like, well, yeah! if youve got enough life jackets! trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!",1 +ross,"marcel! marcel! marcel, no! good boy. see, how can nobody want him?",rachel,what are they doing out here? the coast’s all the way over there.,0 +joey,this conversation never happened!,rachel,sooo?,0 +amy,so do i.,rachel,"excuse me, sir, would it help if i weren’t wearing underpants?",0 +tag,i can’t believe it!,rachel,"no! no sir umm, she means a lot to me. i mean, i care—i-i love rachel.",0 +ross,"no really, you tell me what’s up.",rachel,i-i forgot my underwear.,1 +joey,that thing was a hazard! i’m very safety conscious.,rachel,"okay-okay! two very good points, look i’ve known you both a long time, and i’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. do you really want to throw that all away over a room? that is so silly. now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?",0 +ross,that’s right! that’s right! saran wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!,rachel,oh that.,1 +barry,rachel.,rachel,"ross, just forget about it. this guy’s got you totally wedged in.",0 +tag,"i’m telling you, you never gave them to me.",rachel,"everythings great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise.",0 +monica,"because he’ll know what to do? oh my god, you’re a genius!",rachel,"oh god, oh god, it’s sowed on though.",1 +ross,"fine, then why didnt you say something?",rachel,"because it is too damn hard ross. i cant even begin to explain to you how much im gonna miss you. when i think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... okay, so if you think that i didnt say goodbye to you because you dont mean as much to me as everybody else, youre wrong. its because you mean more to me. so there, all right, theres your goodbye... oh!",1 +joey,oh my god ross! you dont have emma! and rachel you dont have emma! wheres emma? who has emma!?,rachel,"yeah. listen uh, i’d prefer it if you didn’t call me joey. since i don’t know anyone here, i thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname.",0 +ross,"i do not always have to be—okay, okay.",rachel,jurassic park could happen.,1 +phoebe,yeah! youre the best!,rachel,"so you know what im talking about, right?",0 +ross,"yeah, i recognize the ankles!",rachel,"the sex? um, im having enough trouble with the image of you and susan together, when you throw in tanya , yaw...",0 +joey,"hey everybody, look whos here! you remember my grandmother!",rachel,big night!,1 +mark,hi!,rachel,"hi! all right, let’s go shoppin’!!",1 +gavin,gavin! i brought you some soup.,rachel,why?,1 +phoebe,it is.,rachel,"ooh, what a great table! where-where did you get it?",0 +ross,"yeah. yeah, actually um, i wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?",rachel,"oh look, its the woman we ordered.",0 +gavin,its ok. i know its probably not my place but can i give you a piece of advice?,rachel,heres your scone.,0 +dr. miller,sit down.,rachel,action.,0 +phoebe,"okay, okay, okay, the black. but, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?",rachel,"yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. maybe i should wear pants?",1 +joey,"no way! ‘kay look, if i have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! why did i have to start working out again? damn you 15s!",rachel,"that’s right i stepped up! she’s my friend and she needed help! and if i had too, i’d pee on anyone of you!",0 +ross,for what?,rachel,for stella! remember? shes gettin her grove back in like 20 minutes.,1 +amy,oh. yeah. well.. you didnt come see me when i was in the hospital when i was getting my lips done.,rachel,"you don’t, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?",0 +monica,"ok, what is this?",rachel,ok! joey is having a secret days of our lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!,1 +joey,"well it does when you combine it with, this is so embarrassing, i",rachel,"oh, you poor little famous man.",1 +monica,you got the job?! why didn’t you tell me?,rachel,i want a retraction! our food is not inedible swill!,0 +monica,"hey, great skirt! birthday present?",rachel,"i am not so! ok, i was a teensy bit weird at first, but... ill be good. i promise.",0 +ross,"well yeah, i think we should get married.",rachel,"huh, wanna bet?",0 +phoebe,"i know, they’re gonna be so happy together.",rachel,"ohh… i mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,"look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. okay? and i’m the minister. please! please! can you pull it together?",0 +ross,"no that’s not what i want. uh, i’m glad you guys were bonding but i…",rachel,"look he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters, somebody’s gonna have to teach him this stuff! and i haven’t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn’t know anyway!",1 +joey,take it back?,rachel,have you seen chandler?,0 +joey,"you know, the baby cant read, mike!",rachel,"hi! you guys, the car-service just got here. i cant believe theyre not home yet! i have to catch my stupid plane. i wanna see the baby!",1 +phoebe,"yeah, you’re right. how’s the mrs.?",rachel,i can’t believe they’ve been together for three years.,1 +the teacher,"monica, you asked the question.",rachel,spend more time with the tie. that�ll make a baby.,0 +roy,really?,rachel,really?,1 +joey,"me too! hey rach, can i just say i think this is the best date i ever had!",rachel,oh!,0 +mr. heckles,ehhhh... b-buttons.,rachel,bob buttons?,1 +ross,"hero, i uh, i don’t know—well, all right.",rachel,"well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly!",0 +monica,"ok, what is this?",rachel,"if it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. no. dont do this. this is stupid! i dont have to prove anything, im gonna go get them...but then everyone will know. unless i get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...i need help!",0 +ross,hey!,rachel,yeah.,1 +ross,"hey-hey, it’s valid okay? and i’m not the only one who thinks so, monica agrees with me.",rachel,"chandler! okay, let me get this straight, its okay for you to flirt, but not for me.",0 +joey,"no, never done that either.",rachel,"hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?",1 +chandler,mrs. braverman must be out.,rachel,"anyway, i started working on what i’m going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?",0 +phoebe,it starts?,rachel,"yeah, so let’s get started on the wedding plans!",1 +ross,"whoa, whoa, whoa. what makes you think were gonna break up?",rachel,this is kind of a classy place.,0 +ross,"right, they are scary. ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!",rachel,"all right, im out of oven space. im gonna turn on joeys. please, watch him! do not let joey eat any of the food!",0 +ross,"way to go guys. y’know, you-you were really good at the stuff too.",rachel,okay.,0 +phoebe,alright. i looked all over the building and i couldnt find the kitty anywhere.,rachel,"oh, i found him. he was paolos cat.",1 +chandler,when i was growing up i…played the one on the far left.,rachel,not you.,0 +phoebe,floopy?,rachel,"well, what? what? what is it? that she left you? that she likes women? that she left you for another woman that likes women?",0 +monica,this is so huge.,rachel,"really?! hey, y’know what? since you have such a great sense of what i need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take phoebe down to that colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.",0 +joey,"no-no-no! no-no wait rach, you know what would even be more fun? telling them.",rachel,"ehhh, no, i wanna do phoebes thing.",1 +joey,"yeah. and speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous rock formation.",rachel,what?!,1 +ross,can you believe that?,rachel,"yeah, if you’re going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.",1 +ross,get away!,rachel,totally familiar.,0 +ross,you still love me.,rachel,"oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!",1 +phoebe,he’s awfully short and i think he’s talking to himself. and to,rachel,"oh, what is wrong with me lately? i mean it’s like every guy i",1 +monica,"no, heres your mail.",rachel,"ugh, i guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. uh! what a pickle.",0 +phoebe,i know! robin is so gay!,rachel,maybe hes bothering you so much because he likes you. its like in first grade when skippy langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?,0 +monica,what are you talking about? we�re all together right now.,rachel,"um, mon, chandler�s not here.",1 +monica,"hello? oh, hi, ju——hi, jew! uh huh? uh huh? ok. um, sure, thatd be great. see ya then. bye.",rachel,"did you just say hi, jew?",1 +monica,oh absolutely. i like it even more on you than i did on colonel sanders. ross! ross! i’m kidding!,rachel,"yeah, come here!",1 +chandler,"oh, thats rosss.",rachel,"run, phoebe, run!",0 +ross,yowzah!!!,rachel,"o-kay!! see what you did, i’m gonna be doing it by myself now. okay?",1 +ross,oh. (he takes the picture and hugs her.,rachel,what the hell is that?!! what the hell is that? is that you? ohhhhhhh!,1 +chandler,"look, you can’t call somebody after this long just to say, ‘in case you didn’t notice, i don’t like you!’",rachel,i love you!,0 +monica,it will not be fine. well get in trouble.,rachel,"oh, monica! would you stop being such a wuss?",1 +phoebe,"oh, yay!",rachel,life-sized imperial storm troopers from sharper image?,0 +joshua,you okay?,rachel,"i’m more than okay, i am really, really happy! wanna know why?",1 +phoebe,"okay, obviously you don’t know much about the u.s. government.",rachel,"oh my god! that’s huge! wait a minute, why come i wasn’t invited? and who was going to be your best man? don’t say, ross. do not say, ross.",0 +phoebe,"ok well, before you do, i know we werent supposed to get you going away presents, but i do have something for you.",rachel,"oh, oh. . what is this?",1 +monica,so how you doing today? did you sleep okay? talk to barry? i cant stop smiling.,rachel,i can see that. you look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.,1 +lauren,hey.,rachel,"hey. gosh, you look soo familiar.",1 +joshua,"no, no-no, no-no, my point is that i kept coming back because, i wanted to see you.",rachel,why?!,1 +ben,thanks phoebe!,rachel,"ben, its rachel! but whatever.",1 +amy,ass and face.,rachel,"ohhh, i knew you loved her! then you need to go to the airport and tell her. you’re probably just gonna catch her just as she’s about to go to the gate. you’re gonna call out her name and say, i love you! and she’s gonna say, i love you, too! and you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.",0 +tag,"okay! feel free to look, but i’m telling you those contracts are not on this desk.",rachel,"oh how can you possibly know? look at this mess, tag! i mean, this is what i’m talking about! you have to be organized! you’ve got newspapers! you’ve got magazines! you got—ohh! and who is this chippy? a little young for you tag, but whatever.",1 +ross,"ohhhhh yeah, thats, thats funny. why ah, why isnt he goofing around in his own office?",rachel,were you the ones called the cops?!,0 +joey,"so, there was no miracle?!",rachel,"we should start with the big stuff. y’know? thatll be the easiest. uh, lets start with the couch. i got it.",0 +waiter,champagne?,rachel,"yeah, i’m sorry man. you wanna go watch?",0 +ross,be-caaauuuse...,rachel,"all right, well, if you must know... i had a traumatic... swing incident... when i was little.",1 +joey,"oh sorry, i hear divorce i immediately go to ross. who-who’s barry and mindy?",rachel,"yeah, well, i had a 24-inch waist. you lose things. now come on, get outta my way.",0 +joey,"yeah, yeah... absolutely. i mean, just because somethings difficult doesnt mean that you quit.",rachel,"umm, no, not at first cause i-i dont want to freak him out",0 +monica,"honey, wait. we only did it once. it didnt mean anything to me.",rachel,"yeah, right. sure!",1 +monica,she lets you borrow them.,rachel,yeah and you stretch ‘em out with your big old clown feet.,1 +monica,"well, now’s a good time. i’m on my way to have my ears cut off.",rachel,joey asked me marry him.,1 +phoebe,"oh, shes that work of art i made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.",rachel,"oh, and monica gets to keep her? in her house? i am so jealous!",1 +dina,hi.,rachel,nice to meet you.,1 +monica,not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet! not yet!,rachel,"hello, chip.",1 +monica,no! no it’s not! it’s not gonna be okay! it sucks! no swing band! no lilies!,rachel,"well, usually when i’m this anxious, i clean!",0 +joey,"i dont care, rach! look, i am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but cant tell anyone!",rachel,"hey! ooh, did you do it yet?",0 +phoebe,"so you don’t know that’s barney’s the store! that can be y’know his friend’s house, or a bar. who has barney’s the store on their speed dial?",rachel,his new girlfriend!,1 +ronni,hi.,rachel,bathrooms up there.,1 +joey,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +joey,"you can’t make crotchless panties? you take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…",rachel,okay.,0 +dr. long,"okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.",rachel,"i can’t. i can’t push anymore, i can’t.",1 +phoebe,"oh! i won’t say, ‘no’ to a movie!",rachel,im hayley.,0 +chandler,"well, thanks a lot for hookin’ me up rach. i want you to know that i want you to attend our wedding as my guest.",rachel,julia..,0 +mona,hi!,rachel,hello!,0 +monica,nothing. i just want the baby to be born today.,rachel,why? why today?,1 +tag,you wanna go down to the office right now?,rachel,"no! come on its late, we’re not gonna go down to the office.",1 +ross,"well, i-i was watching her the other day at the pizza place.",rachel,hm-mmm.,1 +monica,"i make the decisions, and i say no.",rachel,"they found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next... la la la la la la.",0 +ross,"pheebs, pheebs, the babies are coming now.",rachel,"you meant sex, right?",0 +chandler,"you know, i always feel that way after an interview. ill bet it went better than you think.",rachel,"well, i didnt get the job at gucci and i got fired from ralph lauren.",1 +melissa,shut up!,rachel,i’m sorry!,1 +ross,"come on, you-you can’t tell me you actually believe that-that there’s a woman inside that cat!",rachel,hello? what are you talking about? the,0 +leslie,i know. i know! im a duplex.,rachel,"hey, look, were on that tv thing!",0 +tag,i don’t think i should say.,rachel,"great, ill see you then.",0 +joey,hey!,rachel,"its an honor to meet you. i cant tell you how long ive been an admirer of your work, i mean, that nobel prize, whoooo! i mean, i have to tell you that, youre one of the reasons i got into the field.",0 +chandler,"now you do that, you’re on tv.",rachel,"ooh! look! look! look! look, theres joeys picture! this is so exciting!",1 +phoebe,"umm, no, its a purse. and theres a thermos in it.",rachel,oh my god!,0 +ross,i cant believe this. i was just being a good guy. i treated you with respect and understanding.,rachel,"oh, that is so hot. she walks around him to the other side)",1 +danny,oh great! that special bond again! why do women have such a problem with the fact that im close with my sister?,rachel,"well, okay, look. i dont know, listen, i dont know whats going on here but lets…",1 +joey,"oh yes i do. otherwise what’s next? today i’m just a guy who can’t finish a turkey, but tomorrow i’m the guy who eats half a powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? no! no, i just…i just—i gotta change my pants. jeans have no give.",rachel,"yes! why, did you—you forget to make yours?",0 +monica,"oh, why?",rachel,sure!,0 +monica,i know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?,rachel,"i dont know! i mean, what brought that on?",1 +phoebe,it’s negative.,rachel,"oh. oh. well there you go. whew! that is—that’s great—that is really great-great news. y’know ‘cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. whew. wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. god.",1 +ross,danger!!!!,rachel,oh my god! why is he jumping on those women!,1 +ross,no!!,rachel,"no, it was a mistake! i made a mistake! okay?",0 +phoebe,open bar!,rachel,"oh that’s my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. she’s fancy.",0 +joey,sure! it flushes it.,rachel,"see, i-i think that one that elton john wrote for, um, that guy on whos the boss.",0 +ross,not even once.,rachel,no matter how much we want it.,1 +phoebe,"uck, look at this! pottery barn, yuck!",rachel,"yeah, y’know what? don’t look at it. seriously, don’t look at it.",1 +ross,hi.,rachel,hey!,0 +tag,not bad.,rachel,"well, im watching it for some friends who went out of town. wait. hello, my name is clunkers. may i please stay with you nice people?",0 +phoebe,"smoked a joint? you know, lit a bone? weed? hemp? ganja?",rachel,"mine stole my newspaper! it’s like a crime wave!! pheebs, you uh, you got a second.",0 +ross,oh. yeah?,rachel,i knew it!!!!,0 +monica,yeah.,rachel,"well, go over to her! shes not with anyone.",0 +all,hey! hi!,rachel,"you had a rough day, huh.. cmere.",0 +joey,"so, there was no miracle?!",rachel,"no joe, no miracle.",1 +ross,"aww, come on.",rachel,why?!,0 +janice,"oh, sure. now. but what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?",rachel,and yet somehow it’s true!,0 +joey,"oh okay, okay! one more push! one more push! come on honey, we’re almost there! we’re almost there!",rachel,"oh joey, i’m so happy things worked out for us that we’re having this baby together. i love you so much.",1 +joey,damnit!,rachel,"ross, i am not gonna run away again! i just want to get a little fresh air.",0 +ross,"you don’t know?! rach, you balded my girlfriend!",rachel,"all right! ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?",1 +phoebe,you wanna work on your interview skills?,rachel,o-okay!,1 +ross,"right! right! i just—i want you to know that i’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? okay? the doctor’s appointments, the uh, the lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.",rachel,what married?,1 +phoebe,to ross.,rachel,"all right, y’know what? if you don’t want to believe me about this, why don’t you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.",1 +phoebe,"because i was ashamed ok? i sold out for the cash! and then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401k. but you know... you pay a price. now im this corporate stooge and punching a clock and ugh! paying taxes!",rachel,"hey ok great, what would you do if i did this?",0 +barry,"oh god... ill be right there, bernice. look, please, please dont go anywhere, okay? ill be, ill be right back.",rachel,nngghhh!!!!!!!,0 +joey,of course i’m jokin’! i don’t take checks.,rachel,thank god you’re pretty.,1 +mr. heckles,thank you. im going to rejoin my dinner party.,rachel,"shh, wait and see. maybe we will, maybe we wont.",0 +phoebe,here.,rachel,"ross, honey, is there anything we can do?",1 +elizabeth,"ahh, i just have one problem left that i do not know how to solve. uhh, rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?",rachel,"really? okay. okay, i-i’ll go upstairs. if-if you get me something from the car.",1 +monica,"yes, we are.",rachel,nice!,0 +monica,"oh, gosh, this is so weird. i mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now its gone. you know, i think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for mr. heckles. i mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. youre all going to hell.",rachel,its really not that big!,1 +ben,gotcha!!,rachel,"i found him! very funny, come here! that is exactly why i’ve come here to talk to you okay?",1 +joshua,oh! you know what i need?,rachel,well... no.,0 +monica,�kay.,rachel,"och, god. oh, thank god, you�re okay. i�m so sorry we left you. mom never gonna leave you again. never ever ever again. uch.",1 +monica,"oh my god, mike was gonna propose?",rachel,"phoebe, that’s huge!",1 +ross,"i mean, i, i-i admit i-i wasn’t quite there. y’know, i mean the thought of you and that-that josh guy…",rachel,would you give me one minute!! please.,0 +ross,"ah, somebody’s at the door on the ceiling.",rachel,"noo, that’s our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.",1 +chandler,i don’t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.,rachel,why did you invite my mother?!,1 +ross,"oh, it was, nah, well....",rachel,what thing? what thing?,1 +chandler,ohhh!,rachel,oh… can you imagine if i hadn’t left you that last one? you two might’ve never gotten together. ooh-ooh! could you imagine if i sent that hooker up to the room like i was gonna?! it’s like it was in the stars!,0 +monica,"y’know, i never saw that.",rachel,"ooh, it was only okay.",1 +chandler,"so, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who’s gonna be in the country like all the time.",rachel,"yeah, ‘cause that’s why you won’t get isabella rosselini, geography.",1 +chandler,"well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry canadians with no teeth.",rachel,"well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be! huh? because i sure as hell can’t figure it out! i talk to you and it’s nothin’. you look at me, and nothin’. nothing.",0 +phoebe,"yeah i mean it’s probably nothing, but i just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.",rachel,with ross and jill?,1 +chandler,monica can i talk to you outside for a minute?,rachel,"oh no, you guys, just stay here, i’m gonna go check her diaper, pheebs you wanna come?",1 +will,"that’s right, the i hate rachel green club!",rachel,"whoa! my god! so what, you all just joined together to hate me?! who else was in this club?",1 +joey,oh right!,rachel,and that should conclusively prove that i had the idea for jurassic park first! now let’s take a look at…,0 +monica,"i know that switch does something, okay? so-so i went down to city hall and got these. all i had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.",rachel,"i say, i am there! cool! aw, is ross going to?",0 +ross,"well she should, it was taken ten years ago!",rachel,y’know you’re-you’re probably wondering about the old date on there.,1 +joey,"hey, don’t get mad at us! no one forced you to raise the stakes!",rachel,that is not true. she did! she forced me!,1 +dr. miller,this is a glaucoma test.,rachel,what do you like better action or comedy?,0 +ross,"wow! umm, okay uh…everyone…this…is isabella. what?",rachel,"that’s not her name! i’m sorry, she just doesn’t feel like an isabella.",1 +ross,"that’s okay, i’ll just pick ‘em off.",rachel,"hey, don’t get religious on me, ok. a guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. you know. why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? huh...come here…sit down. ready? ahh!! ohh, yeah!! huh?!",0 +monica,i have no idea.,rachel,the woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?,0 +monica,you okay?,rachel,yeah... im pretty sure im still gonna marry him.,0 +joey,"yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?",rachel,"yeah, it sure is!",1 +chandler,"monica! can i talk to you for a second? listen, i appreciate you getting me the costume…",rachel,are you serious?!,0 +phoebe,"yeah, i dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! and it’s making me look at him totally differently. y’know, i mean he used to be just, y’know “jack geller monica and ross’s dad” and now he’s he’s “jack geller, dream hunk.",rachel,"oh yeah, about telling mom and dad, i was thinking about maybe writing a letter.",0 +receptionist,"ok well, ill call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.",rachel,ok,1 +ross,and what——what are you typing that for? did you hear what she said? we don’t get the annulment. don’t type that! what?! stop typing! hey! stop typing! stop typing! stop typing!!,rachel,"okay, do you see, do you see what you’re keeping me married too?!",1 +joey,"oh uh, it didn’t work out.",rachel,oh. do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?,1 +ross,all right then. rachel green! let’s play bamboozled! how do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?,rachel,really?,0 +joey,yeah! look!,rachel,oh great! great! thank you.,0 +joey,"just casually slip it in, y’know lay the groundwork. tell her uh, i’m a loner—no! an outlaw! tell her she doesn’t want to get mixed up with the likes of me.",rachel,"let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.",0 +ross,i have been working out.,rachel,"really? wow, this is so much better than i…",1 +chandler,"a speedo? uh, i don’t have a speedo. i’m gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit.",rachel,"i think we do. why don’t we go inside? look uh, i know why you’re here.",0 +phoebe,thank you so much for this.,rachel,"oh, dyou like it?",1 +ross,"look, we’re just friends now! okay? why would i do anything stupid?",rachel,"ugh!!! well, the apartment is already subletted! i mean, this is just hopeless. i’m never gonna find anything.",1 +joanna,"so ah, what’s wrong with him?",rachel,"mornin’ pheebs. well, my movie has officially been canceled.",0 +paul,okay.,rachel,"okay umm, i’d also like to try on the tiara. oh yeah. okay. what do you think, too much?",0 +joey,"all right, well maybe i’m enjoying it a little bit. i mean i’m getting pretty good at it.",rachel,"ooh, this is soo sweet, joey our little twinkle-toes.",1 +ross,good! me neither! so it’s not a problem. we’re just two friends who happen to be roommates.,rachel,"you know whats weird. donald duck never wore pants. but whenever hes getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. i mean, what is that about?",0 +frank,yeah.,rachel,"you know what? this has been kind of a girlie day. you’re right, i’m sorry.",0 +monica,"yeah well, i ran into richard.",rachel,"uhh, they’re tall.",0 +joey,when was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?,rachel,thank you so much for coming.,0 +joey,man! when you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby i figured it was something about maternity leave.,rachel,this thing welded shut?!,0 +phoebe,i know. hand me a tissue.,rachel,you’re out of diet coke.,1 +monica,who? is that your sister?,rachel,"ugh, she is a slut!",1 +joey,that guy’s still doing that?!,rachel,"hey! oh my god you’re here, let me see your hand!!",1 +ross,"oh sure, ross will do it! it’s not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.",rachel,fine! we’ll ask phoebe.,1 +bonnie,i can show you an id if you want?,rachel,"oh no, i’m sorry, you look a lot different from the last time i-i saw you.",1 +phoebe,why?!,rachel,"honey, monica, this is ridiculous! look…",1 +ross,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +ross,"you are not putting that on again! marcel, ok—if you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.",rachel,"oh, you like that? you should hear my phone number.",0 +monica,"okay, ben, i won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident.",rachel,"yeah! but if would’ve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, i wouldn’t have worried about it so much! see you around!",0 +chandler,"oh, shes sorry! i feel better!",rachel,"i just cant believe this! i mean, with the holidays coming up- i wanted him to meet my family-",1 +ross,"did i, did i even treat?",rachel,"no, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special.",1 +joey,"hey, i’m with you. he even asked me if i thought you’d go out with him.",rachel,"oh! oh, i think i’m gonna throw up a little bit. what did you say?",1 +joey,you know what? i think im gonna stay here and make sure hes okay.,rachel,"yeah, thats probably a good idea.",1 +ross,hey! everyone.,rachel,hi!,1 +phoebe,"oh, is this the bug lady?",rachel,"bzzzz.... i love you, ross.",1 +phoebe,no-no! i-i…i found one.,rachel,okay.,1 +ross,"yeah! oh, i-i love this babies!",rachel,"now it just hit her that shes leaving and shes kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?",0 +joey,how’d you get over that teacher?,rachel,i didn’t. i got under him.,1 +ross,congratulations!,rachel,"i know, its amazing. its amazing. its so much better than what i had at ralph lauren. the money is great...",1 +ross,"ok, i gotta say. i mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! uh! and ive a surprise, uh... i had to pull some strings but i was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! thats right! this babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.",rachel,do you have anything that would... get us out of them?,1 +monica,oh god bless my dad sound proofing the basement!,rachel,i-i think we have too.,0 +joey,"any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. unfortunately only one can. the nominees for best supporting actress are from passions erin goff. from one life to live mary loren bishop , from all my children sarah mchann, and from days of our lives jessica ashley. and the winner is……jessica ashley from days of our lives. uh, unfortunately jessica couldn’t be with us tonight so i’ll be accepting this award on her behalf. and i’m sure that jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. she’d also like to thank my friends, chandler, monica, ross, phoebe, and rachel who’s sittin’ right there!",rachel,and did he?,0 +girl,okay!,rachel,hi!,0 +phoebe,"well, i didnt get embarrassed running next to miss . but no, okay. no, no, i can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. yeah, okay. youre uptight.",rachel,"i-i am not uptight—hey-hey-hey-oh-oh! listen, i am not uptight, man.",1 +ross,"um. i know it says black tie optional, but, um this may be pushing it a little, um.",rachel,hey. everything ok?,0 +ross,you all right?,rachel,"noo! no, not cuddlily, not me, just her. im like you, i need the room. okay, come here. okay, youre in bed...",0 +phoebe,hey!,rachel,hey!,1 +phoebe,"ohh, he left his cell phone.",rachel,"well, look - its not my fault if youre too uptight to appreciate the male form in all its glory.",0 +joey,"look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with emmas chubby little hands wrapped around ya. its okay, emma, you stay asleep.",rachel,"oh! sorry, i guess i was thrown off by the mention of my name!",0 +monica,"hey, you better hope that were pregnant, because one way or another, were giving a baby back to rachel.",rachel,"no, no, no, i admire a man who can cry.",1 +ross,"no no no, go-",rachel,"youre welcome. i remember when i first came to this city. i was fourteen. my mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and i got here, and i didnt know anybody. and i ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then i found aromatherapy. so believe me, i know exactly how you feel.",0 +chandler,"uhh, yeah. she uh, she uh, she uh mightve mentioned him.",rachel,hey!,0 +monica,"no that was jarred! wow! i haven’t thought about him in a long time… anyway, umm will’s, will’s here on business and he didn’t have a place to go so i invited him here.",rachel,typical.,0 +joey,what?,rachel,hey!,0 +joshua,"ah, that’s okay, thanks.",rachel,okay.,1 +joey,umm?,rachel,why?! why can’t she marry me?!,0 +monica,"oh, thanks! well try to stop by.",rachel,"uh, actually, actually, im having a party at my place on saturday, its sort of a house warming kind of thing.",0 +ross,"they gave him a lot of medication, ok? he wouldnt even know if you were there. look, well go see him first thing in the morning, ok?",rachel,"really, i shouldnt feel guilty?",1 +monica,"oh, i-i don’t know.",rachel,so i guess this is it.,0 +waiter,are we ready to order?,rachel,"oh, you know what, we havent even looked yet.",1 +joey,"rach come on, what?",rachel,i’ve just been thinking about how my baby and i are gonna be all alone.,1 +chandler,"multiple, so many paper cuts.",rachel,"the door hasn’t been locked in five years, but okay! ready?!",0 +susan,"honey, relax. ross is great with him. dont look so surprised. im a lovely person.",rachel,not even if you just pretend that its milk?,0 +ross,"yeah, he can do it!",rachel,"so, shall we?",0 +monica,"all right, so i haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.",rachel,"oh yes, there you are.",0 +phoebe,"oh my god! no! shoo! kitty! no! no-no-no! shoo! come on, you! come on. crazy. oh my god.",rachel,fine! i’ll do it without you! i don’t need you or anybody else! i’m gonna make it on my own! you’ll see!! you’ll all see!!,0 +chandler,y’know what? i-i kinda have.,rachel,already? that’s pretty bad what you did.,1 +phoebe,"yay, okay!",rachel,"good, good, good, good, good.",1 +ross,they did?,rachel,yeah. it was the weirdest thing. zelner called me and he said well do everything we can to get you back. and that i should thank some ron... i dont even know what department that guys in.,1 +phoebe,we ruined everything.,rachel,ugh…,1 +amy,"you didnt want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. then, i tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws and suddenly i am the bad guy?",rachel,hi.,0 +ross,"ok, no, no, you hang up. you, you, y...",rachel,don’t worry about it. i’m taking care of it tonight.,0 +melissa,i don’t know. i don’t remember a lot of things that never happened.,rachel,okay! all right! yeah! ‘cause i just can’t picture it.,0 +chandler,she had a point.,rachel,how come richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?,0 +monica,"look, when it started i was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brothers girlfriend. and then, one thing led to another and, before i knew it, we were...shopping.",rachel,"you can keep saying it, but it wont stop being true.",0 +phoebe,"oh, look, hes got rosss haircut!",rachel,"oh, let me see! oh, god, is he just the sweetest thing? you must just want to kiss him all over!",1 +monica,"rach, why wont they take it back?",rachel,"well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. i mean, what am i going to do, get a thousand regular cats?",1 +woman,oh my god. that sounds amazing. i would love to see pictures.,rachel,"yeah, its really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.",0 +joanna,"okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.",rachel,"wow, it’s big!",0 +phoebe,"umm, my friend, bonnie. she just always thought ross was really cute, and now that you two aren’t together, she asked if i could set it up, but if you’re not cool with it...",rachel,"oh-oh-oh, which one is bonnie again?",1 +joey,"sure i do! it’s a verb! as in, i behalfin’ it!",rachel,"joey, you have got to take this back!",1 +ross,"do you remember the scene with, um, jabba the hut? well jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, princess leia.",rachel,what?! are you crazy?! i’m not getting married! i’m not even engaged.,0 +ross,rach? you wanna come?,rachel,a womans,0 +phoebe,that is damning evidence.,rachel,oh my god! i bet that’s him. my digital fairy tale is about to begin. i wonder how i should be? should i be uh hello? or should i be hi! it’s rach… would you stop doing that?!,1 +joey,i cant believe you guys went for that one!,rachel,"joey, why wouldnt you invite us to your parties?",1 +phoebe,oh. oh.,rachel,"oh, honey! don’t get up! what do you need?",1 +amy,is this emmett? ,rachel,uh.... its emma.,1 +monica,"i need a few more things to make the margaritas. uhh, i need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.",rachel,are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?,0 +mark,why dont we have dinner tonight and talk about it?,rachel,you just thought of that in there?,0 +phoebe,"rachel, we’re sorry for pushing those guys on you.",rachel,i don’t think you have much choice.,0 +ross,"rachel, come on. give us a chance.",rachel,stopping you from marrying the wrong man and making the biggest mistake of your life.,0 +ross,rach! rach!,rachel,hi!,1 +monica,"besides, if anybodys gonna get free stuff, its gonna be me.",rachel,"oh, were not doing that. okay…",0 +ross,"yeah, guess so. whew! check these out! never done this before.",rachel,what?! i thought he’d love it! his favorite kids book was the velveteen rabbit!,0 +phoebe,i do!,rachel,okay.,1 +mr. waltham,"i think you’ll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.",rachel,oh yay!,1 +amy,i know! im erin brockovich!,rachel,"yes you are! oh, i am so proud of you!",1 +phoebe,"well, just buy the damn boat!",rachel,"phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?",1 +gavin,i should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.,rachel,wow! wow! and it’s definitely all gone? there’s nothing there to work with? what were you thinking?,0 +ross,"oh, hey yknow, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. but who cares?! because its all on me! that is, one big drink!",rachel,macadamia nut?,1 +phoebe,hi!,rachel,what is he doing here?!,1 +phoebe,"let’s see. oh my god! oh… but no! no! you can’t-you can’t hire him, because that—it’s not professional. umm, this is for me yes? thanks.",rachel,"uh actually, sorry i can’t even make it. i’m seeing mona again tonight.",0 +phoebe,"oh, ill take some of that.",rachel,"what? wh- hello? the millners farm in connecticut? the millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....oh my god, chi chi!",0 +phoebe,can you believe how much this is gonna cost?,rachel,"oh, i am going to go for a walk in the rain.",0 +monica,i know.,rachel,"i cannot believe that i did this. especially after monica just went on and on and on about it! okay rachel! here are the invitations rachel! now be very careful rachel! please, drinking no liquids around the invitations rachel! whoa oh! oh-oh-oh! oh…oh-oh-oh…",1 +monica,whoa!!! are you kidding me?!,rachel,well what?! how-how much is it?!,1 +ross,damnit!,rachel,oooh! oh oh!,1 +ross,okay.,rachel,"monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!",0 +ross,why-why can’t you take a couple of days off?,rachel,"i know it sounds really weird, but were just so bad at relationships.",0 +monica,"did you also have his album, its not easy being green?",rachel,"aw, mon...",1 +ross,"thats different, okay. thats like, uh who dated a stripper? or who did it on the back of the staton island ferry?.",rachel,well next time ask! or at least wait for me to ask!,0 +phoebe,"yeah. . . im sorry.� we werent really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� i, i have a boyfriend.",rachel,wha . . .?� go back?� to the land where time stands still?,0 +ross,"whats the part, anti-man?",rachel,"oh, okay, it’s the slide instead of stairs. watch this.",0 +tag,"when i’m in a relationship, i love having a girlfriend.",rachel,really?,1 +chandler,"run! run you crazy, rich freak!",rachel,"no, i ah, i didn’t do them.",0 +phoebe,"uh, we were at the spelling bee!",rachel,what are you serious? you wanna marry him? wha... what about mike?,0 +bonnie,"oh, the water was sooo great! we jumped off this pier and my suit came off.",rachel,"ohhhh, sorry i missed that.",1 +danny,"oh wow, you look great! glad you could make it.",rachel,what about that circled one?,0 +monica,we were playing a game.,rachel,"ew, was chandler naked? sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?",1 +chandler,it must take you forever to find your keys.,rachel,"thank you, thank you, thank you, pheebs.",1 +phoebe,oh. it’s just so unexpected! i…i uh…boy i’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a nobel prize and y’know to win one for a massage. especially after having just won a tony award for best actress in…,rachel,why?,0 +phoebe,"hi, guys.",rachel,yeah. i’ll let you play with my duck.,0 +chandler,i’m coming already!!,rachel,"oh! all right. now, lets not do this!",0 +joey,"look, ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. y’know you wear a white coat, i wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it. y’know, hey i understand. y’know? hey, when i’m in a play and you’re in the audience, i don’t talk to you, right? so it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool. i’ll see you tomorrow.",rachel,"yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he does wave.",1 +joey,"do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?",rachel,"oh, i probably shouldn’t—so i will! oh! wow! it’s like it’s raining!",1 +monica,ready for your birthday lunch?,rachel,"hey, shut up!! you’re not my real mom!!",0 +dr. franzblau,"ok, all right, well arent there times when you come home at the end of the day, and youre just like, if i see one more cup of coffee...",rachel,yeah. gotcha.,1 +joey,"so you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.",rachel,"not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!",1 +ross,"uh, im not really a shot drinking kinda guy.",rachel,"hi! sorry- sorry were late, we, uh, kinda just, yknow, lost track of time.",1 +ben,"yeah, you’re funny.",rachel,"i’m funny? oh thank god! well hey, i’ve got a ton of these! umm, oh hear—do you want a good one? here’s a good one. umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. right? and then you say to person, i bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. and then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.",1 +phoebe,that would be great. thank you.,rachel,yay!,0 +joey,youre gonna do it?,rachel,"yeah, why? you dont think a woman can do this?",1 +joanna,i seem to have had a slight office mishap. could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.,rachel,"oh, yeah! yeah!",1 +monica,"okay, ive broken them down into categories. okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, yknow… and then what ive done is ive cross-referenced them by subject. right? so if youre looking up, oh lets say birthdays and dogs, you get photo 152. see?",rachel,"oh you know uh kash, really liked you the other day. he said he thought you were charming.",0 +monica,what do you mean?,rachel,"well, like anything can be sexy. like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! and-and if i feel a little hot, i can just dab myself with it. or i can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while i talk to him.",1 +joey,"that, is not a cat! {i have to agree with joey on this one.}",rachel,maybe i should stand on your feet!,0 +phoebe,"that’s ridiculous rachel, we were all babies once. oh, you mean today.",rachel,"yeah. yeah, and y’know you-you deserve to win. and-and y’know i was thinking about it, if-if you’re monica’s maid of honor that means i get to be yours.",1 +monica,what are you guys gonna do?,rachel,"well, i guess we just find a divorce lawyer?",1 +joey,okay.,rachel,okay.,1 +monica,that would be the work of a blowfish.,rachel,what?,0 +ross,"hey-hey, or i could bring my keyboard over here sometime!",rachel,well it’s kinda hard to be friends with drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.,0 +ross,marcel?,rachel,whatre you gonna do?,0 +phoebe,he works with food!,rachel,oh sure. older?,1 +woman,"comin through. move, move.",rachel,tony?,0 +joey,now that’s a thinker.,rachel,"okay, y’know what, y’know what? this playing hard to get thing is not working. umm, hand-hand me those cherries. okay. okay. hi!",1 +phoebe,what else do they add smell too?,rachel,"hes a great guy, yknow? and he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady.",0 +ross,"well, i just made these two things uhm... cheeks. and then i split this to make ears.",rachel,"oh, great!",0 +chandler,he’s greek orthodox.,rachel,as are you…,1 +joey,"hey rach listen, no matter what this guy says i want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.",rachel,"hey ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause i’m heading up there.",0 +monica,"no, none at all.",rachel,"look, phoebe!",0 +phoebe,"okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off.",rachel,no phoebe! i just need you there for support. i haven’t told him i’m pregnant yet.,1 +ross,is that mark?,rachel,"that doesnt matter! we have waited so long for this. i dont care if its two babies. i dont care if its three babies! i dont care if the entire cast of eight is enough comes out of there! we are taking them home, because they are our children!",0 +monica,are you okay?,rachel,uh-hmm. i’m just thinking about phoebe; poor knocked up phoebe.,1 +monica,"uh-huh, that one!",rachel,"yknow what, just give me a second and ill be out of your hair. im just gonna grab a jacket. when i get back, i want every little detail. maybe thats him.",1 +ross,"i�m serious. c�mon, you should go. here. no, uh-uh, just go.",rachel,what � oh!,1 +steve,i silk-screen t-shirts now.,rachel,"youre right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds.",0 +barry,"min. oh rach, youre still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.",rachel,you’re welcome.,0 +phoebe,"this is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start",rachel,really?! so this has happened to you?,1 +monica,i’m not sick!! i don’t get sick! getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!,rachel,"honey, no one thinks you’re a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue.",1 +ross,thanks. oh.,rachel,"oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. what should i ha-ave? what should i have?",1 +monica,"okay, everybody, this is rachel, another lincoln high survivor. this is everybody, this is chandler, and phoebe, and joey, and- you remember my brother ross?",rachel,"hi, sure!",1 +chandler,"okay, will you just go help her change please!",rachel,what?,0 +chandler,"varrrrrroom! hey! watch it lady! varrrrrrrrrrom! hey-hey good lookin’! varrrrrrrrroom. all right, i’ll leave. my bed’s so boring.",rachel,okay!,0 +ross,"then, fred astaire singing the way you look tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. and i got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words will you marry me?",rachel,"no, no, im just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.",0 +phoebe,"well, what kind of guy are you looking for?",rachel,"well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.",1 +mr. zelner,"it’s kind of a risky joke tag, and what is-what is this drawing i can’t figure out what this is?",rachel,you’re lookin’ at it upside down—y’know what? it doesn’t matter.,1 +ross,is this about mark?,rachel,oh my god.,1 +ross,"yeah, you too.",rachel,he has the most amazing porsche under there!,0 +chandler,"i can tell from your expressions that thats the good news you were hoping for... well, im gonna go continue to... spread the joy.",rachel,"well, just because it happened that way for them doesnt mean it has to happen that way for us.",1 +monica,i have no idea.,rachel,"so, come on, what was the big news pete wanted to tell you mon?! or should i say mrs. monica becker?",1 +ross,yeeeeeep… yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. i remember when she took out on her dad’s boat she wouldn’t let me help at all.,rachel,"excuse me, i wanted you to help, but you couldn’t move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.",1 +joey,"ooh! well played, phoebe buffay, well played.",rachel,"alright, enough, enough, come on. lets just all go in at the same time.",1 +monica,"im sorry honey, but were gonna take you shopping. its gonna be fine.",rachel,"yeah, totally! you are in such good hands. and im so good with meeting parents. with the father, you know, you want to flirt a",1 +ross,"ok, fine, but i dont want them bonding to much. i dont want her telling emma she needs a nose job.",rachel,"ross, you know what? she may need one..were just going to have to make our peace with that! monica and chandlers apartment",1 +monica,"rach, are you really gonna let him do this?",rachel,uh-huh.,0 +ross,it doesnt matter! its my principles! were talking about my principles!,rachel,isnt this great?,0 +joey,but why?! i should’ve won one and i really want it and she didn’t even care enough to come to the thing! it could also be a grammy.,rachel,there’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.,0 +phoebe,theyre here already? how are they doing this?,rachel,"ok, i dont, i dont mind the last pound. ok, in fact i kind of like the last pound. ok, so dont make me do anything that ill regret.",0 +monica,"back then, i thought that i would never, ever get the chance to go out with a chip matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out. and the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. i-i owe her this. i never let her eat.",rachel,"oh, you go out with him.",1 +joey,"morning, roomie!",rachel,hey! you remembered to put clothes on this morning.,1 +phoebe,i dunno. i dont feel like kissing anyone tonight.,rachel,"so, howd it go?",0 +joey,"i called the sperm bank today, they havent sold a single unit of tribianni. nobody wants my product. i mean, i-i-i dont get it maybe if they met me in person.",rachel,"please don’t kick monica and rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine.",0 +amy,"humpf, remember him? how we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.",rachel,"sometimes just nodding is ok. uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying barry was the best decision that i ever, ever made. honey, you deserve true love. your soulmate is out there, somewhere. someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!",1 +phoebe,"ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing.",rachel,does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for coffee?,0 +ross,im feeling better.,rachel,"oh! oh! oh my god! ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer i got him was just money down the drain, huh?",1 +monica,"de-caff. okay, everybody, this is rachel, another lincoln high survivor. this is everybody, this is chandler, and phoebe, and joey, and- you remember my brother ross?",rachel,"hi, sure!",1 +joey,"hey uh, is it okay to come in?",rachel,"of course! oh joey, this ring i…it’s beautiful i love it!",1 +ross,"no seriously. i have job security for life. you know, i never have to worry. oh, look at you. look how happy you are for me.",rachel,"no, its not that. i got fired today. and i didnt get the other job.",1 +phoebe,"oh! i won’t say, ‘no’ to a movie!",rachel,"uh pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.",1 +phoebe,ready?,rachel,crap!!,0 +phoebe,"well, ive been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. okay, i admit it! i love this coat! okay, i—its the best thing ive ever had wrapped around me, including phil huntley! remember phil huntley? he was fine!",rachel,oh my god!,0 +gavin,so what if it was? i thought there was nothing going on between you two...,rachel,there isnt. there is totally isnt.,1 +phoebe,promise?,rachel,i promise.,1 +ross,"all right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.",rachel,fabulous.,0 +melissa,shut up!,rachel,i will not! i’m the divisional head of men’s sportswear!,1 +ross,"thats right, i.. cause i didnt expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!",rachel,"hi, thanks for coming.",1 +ross,"uh, well, dont worry, ill use the gentle cycle. ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.",rachel,"ok, well, what about these are white cotton panties. would they go with whites or delicates?",1 +ross,"and while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants…",rachel,you want my advice?,0 +danny,okay!,rachel,fine! i judged you. i made a snap judgement. but you did it too! and you are worse because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgement! you cant even open up your mind for a second to see if youre wrong! what does that say about you?,1 +monica,what-what was it you were gonna tell us?,rachel,"well, if you stay till 9:20, i am.",0 +phoebe,"oh, i dont wanna choose! its . oh okay, wait. rach! listen i have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.",rachel,i just don’t see why those two can’t work things out! ending credits,0 +phoebe,"no thanks, i’ve already seen one.",rachel,"okay, umm, i’m gonna get my sweater.",1 +monica,"yeah, like i don’t know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.",rachel,"ooh, i can do that.",1 +joey,"i knew that! i sooo didn’t know that, but you should see your faces.",rachel,hey guys! what’s up?,1 +phoebe,okay! i just—i didn’t know that you are a lesbian.,rachel,what?!,0 +monica,oh no!!,rachel,grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.,0 +chandler,it was an accident. not like i was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.,rachel,"okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?",1 +ross,you should get some sleep.,rachel,there’s nothing to discuss. we’re not paying for your wine cellar.,0 +joey,you slept out here?,rachel,"yeah... amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘myron, get off!’",1 +ross,were all alone in an empty apartment.,rachel,"um, perhaps. yes! yes, im sorry, im sorry. i was just afraid that you were still hung up on my sister.",0 +chandler,"okay well, this side looks bigger. uh… there’s more crust on this side. y’know? so, maybe if i measured…",rachel,oh for god sake just pick a piece!,1 +chandler,"okay, i promise, i’ll end it.",rachel,thank you.,1 +ross,it was ok...,rachel,i did not know you spoke french.,1 +phoebe,"now, we can kick anybody’s ass!",rachel,yeah!,1 +ross,what?! hello! we didn’t get married.,rachel,"i dont know. maybe maybe low self-esteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...",0 +joey,"from now on, it’s gonna be joey and ross, best friends. okay! we’re gonna be the new joey and chandler.",rachel,hi. i’m back.,1 +ross,hi.,rachel,"hi. umm, i think there’s something that we really need to talk about.",1 +phoebe,"rach, you’re in my seat.",rachel,"monica, leave him alone!",0 +phoebe and rachel,32.,rachel,wait a minute! why don’t you guys do something?!,1 +joey,was she happy you gave her the job?,rachel,"wait! wait! maybe she’s a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what she’s supposed to do.",0 +phoebe,"um, thats really your decision, i mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! youre being naked!",rachel,you ok?,0 +katie,"oh umm, actually i umm…",rachel,so i nodded off a little.,0 +ross,it was no big deal. we-we…said that the rumor was…that umm…you had both…male and female reproductive parts.,rachel,hi!,0 +phoebe,ow! ow!,rachel,": serve the ball, chump.",0 +monica,theres the man i married!!,rachel,what?,0 +joey,"weve only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think i gotta get her something?",rachel,and not one of your coupons for an hour of joey love.,1 +monica,you got it from pottery barn?!,rachel,says here that a muppet got whacked on seasame street last night. where exactly were around ten-ish?,0 +ross,"all right, you know that one was coming, but that doesn’t mean you have unagi.",rachel,"ooh! y’know what? if we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour.",1 +monica,what?!,rachel,i’m not moving! is that picture straight?,1 +monica,"okay, i’ll go!",rachel,no!! you are getting married! this is all i have.,1 +phoebe,"ohh, he left his cell phone.",rachel,"oh, well, we can hand it to gunther and hell put it in lost and found.",1 +ross,"nice. and by the way that uh, that line down my face?",rachel,what line?,1 +ross,"well, everyones gotta kiss someone. you cant kiss ross you got the history.",rachel,"we, we just decided to uh, to go for it.",0 +roy,i dont know... i can make my pecs dance... i can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... i can go to that special place inside me where i feel no shame.,rachel,so maybe something in an office.,1 +joey,"okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.",rachel,"i am, i actually am. i mean this is amazing. my entire life i have feared this place, and now that im here its like what was the big deal. i could probably say lets move in together. and id be okay.",0 +chandler,it still wouldn’t be clean. all i want is my freedom.,rachel,foot rubs for a month!,1 +monica,you didnt.,rachel,"oh, i am sorry...",1 +chandler,nice shooting!,rachel,you were the next caller five hours ago. you must be going crazy.,0 +mrs. waltham,"oh yes, there you are.",rachel,"okay, and listen dont forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.",0 +joshua,oh! you know what i need?,rachel,yeah!,1 +policeman,well i tell you what…,rachel,"yeah! much! listen uh, not that i’m y’know insecure about my manhood or anything y’know, but i think i need to hook up with a woman like right now.",0 +chandler,"oh, i got some thoughts on that.",rachel,"excuse me, i’m standing right here!",0 +chandler,i can’t believe she cracked your code!,rachel,"no! no! i’m not! it’s-it’s-it’s perfect! i mean it’s better than you just-just moving here, ‘cause it’s us together forever, and that’s-that’s what i want.",0 +ross,what?! you totally get embarrassed!,rachel,"no, i dont! ross, i think im just a more secure person than you are.",1 +chandler,how was your date with joey?,rachel,"well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and i kept slapping it away!",1 +joey,i’m 30!,rachel,"joey, you are not! you’re 31.",1 +joey,"all right, i guess this will be fine.",rachel,"hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?",1 +ross,"what? what-what, what are talking about? it-it worked with you.",rachel,oh!,0 +monica,"come on, that was back in high school! how could that still bother you?",rachel,"and i know both of them, they’re really good. one of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who’s always getting chased by those big flowers…",0 +chandler,nothing.,rachel,that’s not whipped! whipped is wh-tcssh!,0 +ross,"rach, you cant call people at three in the morning.",rachel,what are you doing?,0 +joey,make the transfer!,rachel,"i know, i want that too, but is that going to make it too hard?",0 +phoebe,fish!,rachel,"thank you gunther, put it there. definitely not easier with coins. thank you.",0 +ross,"oh, i see, so everybody wins.",rachel,all right. keep pushing! come on!,0 +phoebe,"or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.",rachel,i don’t think so.,1 +ross,there it is.,rachel,"oh, oh, thats what youre talking about. hey.",1 +monica,: honey why dont you just let it go and ask her out again.,rachel,"yeah your both so slutty you dont even remember who youve slept with, youre made for each other.",1 +monica,if phoebe were my maid of honor…,rachel,uh-hmm.,1 +joey,i love ya.,rachel,what?,0 +monica,i loved them!,rachel,yeah. nice try!,1 +monica,got the keys? or got the keys!,rachel,ok.,1 +ross,"yeah, kids say all kinds of crap.",rachel,"sure. (my god, thats a big head! it didnt look this big in the office. maybe its the lighting. my head must look like a golf ball at work. all right, dont get",0 +ross,"okay, come on! all right, i gotta go! so good luck at the party. okay?",rachel,"well, i like it. here you go.",0 +monica,i am so jealous.,rachel,okay.,0 +joey,"okay! okay, you’re yelling again! see that?",rachel,why not?,0 +ross,"rach, come on, i’m not gonna wear any of this! nothing silver. . ok? nothing with hair! and nothing with padlocks on it! .",rachel,"ross, look, i know that some of this stuff is out there, but i mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! . i mean, this is just beautiful!",1 +amy,"um... listen, i couldnt help but overhear... cause i was trying to... listen, let me do this alright? i really wanna help you guys out, and plus rachels been so wonderful to me...",rachel,"youre right, im sorry. youre right.",0 +ross,"look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.",rachel,"elizabeth, what are you doing here?!",0 +joey,"yeah, i gotta, i gotta go to my room too.",rachel,"okay, good night!",1 +tag,a little.,rachel,yeah?,1 +steve,"i was just being polite, but, alright.",rachel,whats up?,1 +monica,"okay, but there is a wire back there! i mean that switch is connected to something!",rachel,"i know, but its still worth mentioning, i think.",0 +ross,ah….,rachel,have you been working out?,1 +chandler,"well, y’know, you’re-you’re gonna meet somebody! you’re a great catch! y’know when i was telling all those guys about you, i didn’t have to lie once.",rachel,really?,1 +ross,"oh, thanks. yeah, i really thought we’d be able to make it work, but uh, i guess it just wasn’t meant to be.",rachel,"no, i didnt misunderstand, okay? she was all over me! she touched my bicep for crying out loud!",0 +danny,what?! why?!,rachel,okay. its a typical new york city apartment. two guys are hanging out. ross,0 +joey,"look rach, my parents bought this fridge just after i was born, okay? now, i have never had a problem with it. then you show up and it breaks! what does that tell ya’?",rachel,food? uh-huh gimme!,0 +phoebe,"good. y’know—no-no, okay, it’s-it feels like everything’s been about me lately, so what’s happening with you?",rachel,"oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to ross’s wedding.",1 +ross,i’m-i’m gonna wear this all the time! i love this shirt!!,rachel,you have not worn that t-shirt since you were 15!! it doesn’t even fit you anymore!,1 +ross,did you say something?,rachel,"no, just singing.",1 +phoebe,"okay, lets go running!",rachel,yeah and theres really cute guys there.,1 +monica,"uh i really don’t know what to tell you rach, i really don’t. i mean, maybe joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.",rachel,what?,1 +ross,i’m not going to do that.,rachel,"okay! so, we’ll just stay married.",1 +ross,"oh, too late, too late! its sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...",rachel,"so, did you know ross well?",0 +monica,"hey, i have all the space i need. just do what i did.",rachel,or... dick.,0 +chandler,"yknow, i dont know why youre so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.",rachel,john glenn is here?!,0 +phoebe,"umm, hey rach, can i ask you something?",rachel,yeah.,1 +phoebe and rachel,ohhh!!!,rachel,oh my god! you did that yourself?,0 +phoebe,no! look-look! there’s the coffee table they stole from us!,rachel,fine.,0 +ross,thank you.,rachel,"thank you. well, i guess we have some time to kill.",1 +phoebe,"and hes going to be paying this woman? why doesnt he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.",rachel,"since weve been going out, i think ive mentioned his name twice!",0 +joey,"morning, roomie!",rachel,"yeah with chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.",0 +ross,look i-i realize if anything were to happen with me and jill then nothing could ever happen with us!,rachel,what?!,1 +gavin,gavin mitchelles office.,rachel,"okay, let’s go!! let’s hit the road!!",0 +melissa,hey! isn’t that tag’s backpack.,rachel,"yeah melissa, i don’t want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but i will call your supervisor.",1 +phoebe,"oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.",rachel,"oh, i would love to!",1 +monica,you have nothing! youre not even going out! youre her baby sitter! you have a 12-year-old girls job!,rachel,"i know, i know. and when they moved back in together, i figured yknow, thats where things were headed.",0 +ross,come here.,rachel,"no, yeah! the groom cannot see the bride!",0 +mrs. green,oh rachel!,rachel,what?,1 +monica,you kissed him?,rachel,sure.,0 +monica,"okay marjorie, hit it.",rachel,"geez ross, you could have showered.",1 +dr. long,am i interrupting?,rachel,"sure i can, standard shotgun rules, i’m sight of the room and i called it.",0 +monica,"ohhh, nice.",rachel,"no, we kinda broke up instead.",1 +ross,"no, i ran. it was really far, and when did people stop understanding the",rachel,"hey, fella! how you doing?",0 +phoebe,"there he goes, your fianc�e.",rachel,perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? y’know ross doctors are supposed to be smart.,0 +tommy,"hot coffee!!! you idiot!! you were gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?!! what are you just some big, dumb, stupid, doofy idiot, with a doofy idiot hairdo, huh?! huh?!",rachel,what’s your favourite thing about summertime?,1 +joey,you don’t think i know that!,rachel,"…see i can’t decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the sahara desk, or the parker console table.",1 +ross,"1987, the day after christmas, at sean mcmahon’s party. i played you one of my songs, y’know interplanetary courtship ritual.",rachel,"oh yeah. right. so now, are—do you, do you still do music?",1 +amy,"i dont believe this, hold on a second. you guys die and i dont get your baby?",rachel,i just got a call to be a dancer on a television special for new year’s eve. it’s called some sort of dick’n rock’n dickie eve.,0 +ross,what? a dog? no! rachel gets to choose.,rachel,"pick me, i look great in a tux and i will not steal focus.",0 +phoebe,"in the cab, on the way over, steve blazed up a doobie.",rachel,i’d better get back to my desk.,0 +joey,"hey everybody, look whos here! you remember my grandmother!",rachel,"hey, uh, i’m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.",0 +erin,"hi. i don’t mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?",rachel,oh. hey!,0 +phoebe,"oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.",rachel,as i was saying… i should probably have the first of the three kids by the time i’m 35 which gives me five years. i love this plan! i wanna marry this plan!,1 +phoebe,maybe theres someone else.,rachel,i know! neither did i!,0 +phoebe,"all right, stop it. now you’re just doing it to freak me out.",rachel,"oh-hooo, i missed you.",1 +chandler,you told us both we could be in the wedding?,rachel,"well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other.",1 +ross,"it was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. front and back!! oh-oh-oh, and by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e means ‘you are,’ y-o-u-r means ‘your!’",rachel,gin.,0 +phoebe,joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...,rachel,what are you barking at?,0 +ross,what?!,rachel,"well, i’m miserable here! i might as well make some money out it!",1 +dina,thank you.,rachel,okay.,1 +tag,any luck?,rachel,honey why am i watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.,0 +monica,is someone there?,rachel,"oh yes, it’s me! sorry!",1 +phoebe,oh yeah!,rachel,"yeah! oh, umm when-when monica and chandler got engaged i started putting some stuff together, y’know just in case…",1 +ross,"so, what are you gonna do?",rachel,"well, i took it.",1 +phoebe,"yeah, okay, let’s talk it out.",rachel,i have an oily t-zone!,0 +kim,im kidding.,rachel,"oh, me too.",1 +gavin,gavin! i brought you some soup.,rachel,"how great is this? you are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. oh, i am sorry michelle, that�smy roommate, rachel.",0 +ross,what?! give-give me a brush.,rachel,gimme the keys!,1 +phoebe,yeah.,rachel,"give it here. oh, god.",1 +monica,"rachel, i need to borrow—you’re not packed!!!! you’re not packed even a little bit!",rachel,surprise!!,1 +ross,"yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.",rachel,"you know what honey, you go ahead, we’ll call her an alternate.",1 +ross,i’m telling you.,rachel,thank you.,1 +joey,like this.,rachel,"well, here’s another question for ya. uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?",1 +ross,"look, no-no, hey, hey, dont worry about it! in nine years, she and i will be right there.",rachel,what?!,0 +monica,"i don’t know! i don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful. maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first! maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!",rachel,"oh wow. that—y’know what? that is so unfair. y’know what? now i want to steal your thunder! come on ross, let’s go have sex!",1 +joey,what?!,rachel,"so, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!",0 +gavin,"mom, ill call you later. yeah. yes?",rachel,if you like looking at butts so much why dont you just go look at a mirror?,1 +ross,"rach, have you never done this before?",rachel,"well, not myself, but i know other people that have. ok, you caught me. im a laundry virgin.",1 +chandler,"okay, well well go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? the people that care about you?",rachel,"guys, we bought the tickets.",0 +mrs green,i guess i just figured of all people you would understand this.,rachel,i’m in love too! but in an orderly fashion.,0 +ross,"okay, okay. ooooh, ooh maybe i rode in on a harley.",rachel,"well, maybe it was god, doing me.",0 +joanna,that’s why i said all those things about your flirting and your drinking…,rachel,"really? well, in that case…",0 +phoebe,"umm, i’m trying to move that pencil.",rachel,this one?,1 +chandler,i’m right here!,rachel,"all right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it’s just—and i know he’s my assistant and i can’t date him—but it just bothers me, all right?!",1 +amy,"thank you! so, can i stay with you?",rachel,but erin brockovich had her own house.,1 +phoebe,"okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if i set ross up on a date?",rachel,hey.,0 +phoebe,"i just, i just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.",rachel,you mean the mom you met in montauk. she was a cat?!,1 +ross,thanks. oh.,rachel,"look, i am totally, totally over her, ok, i just... : hiiii!",0 +monica,why would i have the keys?,rachel,is it okay that i want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?,0 +joey,"thats true. but you know what, it doesnt matter because i already know who youre gonna go home with tonight.",rachel,"hey, everybody. happy thanksgiving!",0 +ross,what?,rachel,"she’s totally right! when we were together, you got all freaked out about mark and there was nothing going on.",1 +joey,you kissed my girlfriend!,rachel,"ooh, i like those sunglasses.",1 +joey,"no, no, no, no! he’s fine! look, look, look! here’s your ball! get your ball! get your ball! get your ball! my god, what have i done to you, huh? i broke the dog! pheebs, i broke the dog!",rachel,"oh, i’ve got big valentine’s plans! i’ve got my chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!",1 +monica,"what, that little thing at the prom?",rachel,monica! i couldn’t find him for two hours! he was having sex with amy welch!,1 +ross,"yeah. yeah, actually um, i wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?",rachel,uh-huh.,1 +chandler,air hole! air hole!!,rachel,here it is! i love it. i wear it all the time.,1 +phoebe,"i just, i just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.",rachel,"oh, it’s a new tv show. yeah. i’m up for the part of mac macaveli or mac. yeah, i’m a detective and i solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. he’s a, he’s a computerized humanoid electronically enhanced secret enforcer or-or c.h.e.e.s.e.",0 +chandler,"well that’s not fair, you’ve already had some!",rachel,what?,0 +ross,hey!,rachel,hi!,1 +woman,"comin through. move, move.",rachel,"oh, scuse me. i was kinda using that machine.",1 +ross,"i could, yeah, i can do that.",rachel,"im sorry, my friend phoebe...",0 +ross,"it came in the mail today, its uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that ive known and loved emily, cut up into mulch!",rachel,"water breaking, what do you mean? whats that, water breaking?",0 +ross,here you go.,rachel,"oh, yknow what, i didn’t want cinnamon on this.",1 +ross,nope! something else.,rachel,i know. use it.,0