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2019-10-07T02:57:10 | Anti-dandruff shampoo with sulfur causes hair loss Therefore it works as intended. | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2015-03-23T17:59:44 | I use to be addicted to the Hokie Pokie.... but I turned myself around. | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-03-24T13:09:05 | A man goes into a job interview A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well. The employer is shocked at how professional he is, "Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?" The man replied "Oh that's when I went to Yale." The employer is even more impressed. "That's great, you're hired!" The man is super happy and says "Yay I got a yob!" | 11,956 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2015-02-20T02:35:30 | What is the one food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake. | 76 | 1 | 0 | 0 | label |
2016-06-19T20:21:42 | Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up. | 81 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-04-04T02:37:54 | A vegan, atheist and crossfittter walk into a bar...... I knew this because they told everyone within two minutes | 60 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2016-11-17T03:03:03 | Monica Lewinsky said it 20 years ago and she said it again this year Hillary Clinton wasn't the right person for the job. | 72 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-05-03T21:49:14 | Whats the difference between a quarterback and Nickelback? 20 cents | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-09-16T14:00:47 | A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, "some asshole has my pen" | 91 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2018-12-11T04:49:41 | Did you hear about the time an anvil fell on Dr. Pepper? He was sodapressed. | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2014-09-12T02:02:44 | Superman is Horny Superman was horny one day as he's flying around. He sees Batman and flies up to him and starts chatting him up. >Superman "So Batman, you wanna go look for some pussy tonight?" >Batman "Sorry Supe, Commissioner Gordon wants to meet with me tonight to discuss some of the crime in Gotham City" >Superman "No prob" and Superman flies off As he's flying around, he sees The Green Lantern flying around so Superman catches up with him. >Superman "Hey Hal, what you got going on tonight?" >Green Lantern: "I'm hanging out with the other Green Lanterns and we're going to smoke some 'Green Stuff' if you know what I mean. You wanna join us" Superman respectfully declines and flies off. As Superman is flying over a field, lo and behold, what does he see but a naked Wonder Woman laying on her back all spread out. So Superman has a thought "I'm gonna fly down, fuck Wonder Woman real quick and fly off, she'll never realize a thing" So Superman flies down, gives Wonder Woman a quick fuck and flies off into the distance. >Wonder Woman "What was that?" >Invisible Man "I don't know but my Butt HURTS!" | 146 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2016-09-20T06:04:11 | You ever heard of Oedipus? That guy's a real motherfucker. | 19 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2018-01-12T15:07:37 | The Power Rangers walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The Power Rangers say, "Why, because we're colored?!" | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-09-02T03:00:38 | HR Department "I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day." "That is cool! What did she say?" She said, "We will get back to you soon." | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-01-25T23:33:13 | I stopped hanging out with one of my friends when he was charged with sexual assault;; I'm worried he might rub off on me. | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2018-08-20T01:22:15 | How can you tell if you’re progressive? If you bundle home and auto insurance. | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-11-09T21:24:58 | We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button. | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-01-23T10:23:49 | I just can't look A zookeeper notices that all of his female monkeys keep getting pregnant. After isolating the only male monkey, Bobo, into his own cage, the zookeeper believes the matter to be settled. A few weeks later he sees a few more female monkeys getting pregnant. Perplexed, the zookeeper waits outside Bobo's cage at night, and sees that Bobo picks the lock and sneaks off into the female monkey enclosure, sneaking back after a few minutes and placing the lock back on. The next day, the zookeeper places two heavy duty padlocks on Bobo's cage, and waits again at night to see what happens. This time, Bobo struggles a lot with the padlocks and it takes the monkey nearly 10 minutes before he gets the first one off and then another 10 minutes to get the other one off. He sneaks off into the female monkey enclosure, and sneaks back a few minutes later, placing both locks back on. The zookeeper, frustrated beyond measure at all the pregnant female monkeys, finally decides the weld Bobo's cage completely shut so that there is no way he could possibly escape. He waits outside the cage at night, but this time sees a group of female monkeys leaving their enclosure, moving close to Bobo's cage, rubbing their faces and their genitals, and then moving away. They do this one-by-one, all night, until the zookeeper cannot contain his curiosity any more and finally marches up to Bobo and rattles his cage. "Listen here matey, I know for a fact that you've been somehow knocking up these female monkeys. How on earth are you doing it from inside there?" Bobo leans in slowly towards the zookeeper until their faces almost touch between the bars, and whispers softly: "Cumming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine." | 6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-10-07T12:43:18 | I always wondered if I could be gay. But after being blown by Mathew, I am now sure that I don't enjoy that stuff. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2019-02-04T03:52:46 | Anti-vaxxers remind me of the show GLEE Both haven't aged well | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-07-05T15:56:00 | My friend is a recovering alcoholic. "As long as people stop reminding me about alcohol, I'll be fine," he declared. "Yeah!" I said, "That's the spirit!" | 6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-01-02T14:19:24 | "Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?" "Because its a gas planet son" | 892 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-06-22T00:21:42 | I read an interesting book about the hands sadly, an index wasn't included. | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-12-06T21:24:19 | Billy goes to see Bobo the clown Billy loves Bobo, he can barely contain his excitement. He sits front row and center as the show begins. Bobo comes out on stage and walks right up to little Billy. "Hey there kid, what's your name?" Bobo asks. "Billy!" "Well hey Billy are you a horses head?" "No?" "Then you must be a horses ass!!!" The whole crowd starts laughing and hollering as Bobo starts walking away from Billy. Billy, absolutely stunned, has no idea what to say. After the show Billy finds out Bobo will return in 4 years. He decides that he will get Bobo back for humiliating him when he returns. During those 4 years, Billy stayed up every night watching stand up comics and comedies while noting down the best comebacks. He enrolled in comedy classes and ended up getting a degree in insults and combacks. He dedicated his whole life to this. The night has finally come of Bob's return. Billy sits in the exact seat he was in last time. Bobo comes out on stage again and walks right up to Billy. "Hey Billy, long time no see. So are you a horses head?" Bobo asked yet again. "No" "Then you must be a horses ass!" Again the whole crowd erupts and Bobo turns his back and starts walking away from Billy. As the laughter dies down, Billy stands up and shouts through cupped hands: "Hey Bobo.... Fuck you!" | 20 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-03-25T12:23:03 | What do you call closed captioning for a porno? Subtitties | 15 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-11-13T11:06:04 | How do mountains see? They peak. | 20 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-06-04T15:48:40 | My computer science professor was fired for giving a lecture in Octal My school has very strict policies regarding eight-speech. | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-02-18T05:55:49 | The teenager texts his dad: "Uer r we going tmrw?" His father replies: "No, where". | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-08-08T00:42:31 | Two clowns are eating a cannibal... One turns to the other and says: "I think we got this joke wrong" | 104 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-04-04T18:02:05 | Did you hear about the guy who got an award for taking down a thrash band selling drugs? He got a metal mettle medal for metal meddle. | 6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-05-21T20:02:21 | There are three kinds of people in the world Those who can count and those who can't! | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2015-10-23T21:50:49 | In an odd incident last night at 12, a man was pelted with over 2000 Ritz crackers. He later remarked "This has to be the whitest crime ever." | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2014-04-29T08:31:04 | I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2017-05-25T18:13:30 | "Mom, why do I have bigger breasts than all the other girls in sixth grade, is it because I'm a blonde?" No, my dear, that's because you're 19 | 581 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2019-06-17T11:52:52 | Why is curling a drug addicts favourite sport? Because they can play it on ice. | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-12-17T19:40:14 | Did you hear about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic. | 34 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2017-12-06T20:38:24 | What do red Corvettes and hemorrhoids have in common? Eventually every asshole gets one. | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2014-12-22T23:49:58 | Midnight Stroll A paedophile is walking through the woods with a six year old girl. Its pitch black & deathly quiet. Suddely an owl screeches & the little girl yells "I don't like it! I'm scared!" "Its alright for you!" said the paedo "I've got to walk back on my own!!" | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2015-11-09T05:04:09 | Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians "Eating each other out" | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2018-07-08T13:50:49 | A zebra gets killed by a loin. When the zebra gets to heaven he spots an angel and asks him “I’ve always wanted to know, am I white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?”. The angel responds “ I don’t know, for that answer you will have to ask god himself”. Even more curious now the zebra seeks out god, when he finds him he asks the same question. “God, did you make me white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”. God responds “you are what you are”. Slightly annoyed the zebra leaves. later he sees the same angel from before, and he asks the zebra “what did god say?!” He tells the angel that god said “I am what I am” and shrugs. The angel says, “well then that’s your answer! Your white with black stripes!” The zebra now really confused, asks “how you figure?” The angel responds, “if you were black with white stripes he would have said ‘you is what you is’” | 24 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-04-14T20:23:27 | Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive. | 40 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-07-05T03:12:10 | A man is walking on a beach, and finds a lamp containing a genie that offers him 3 wishes, however, whatever his wish, his mother-in-law gets double of it. The man is upset at first since he hated his mother-in-law, but decides to try it out. "I wish for a hundred million dollars" the man told the genie. The genie nods his head, and $100,000,000 appears before the man. "Gtanted, but Your mother-in-law now has $200,000,000 as well" said the genie. "Aww man... okay... I wish for a 100 room mansion, with servants". The genie nods, and a massive mansion appeared by the man, with a full crew of servants lined up in front. "Granted, but your mother-in-law now has TWO mansions, and twice as many servants" the genie replied, "You have one wish remaining". "Man, this is some bull...I hate that old bat..." the man said as he thought about his last wish. Suddenly he smiled widely, picks up a tree branch, and hands it to the genie. "What is this?" The genie asked. "I wish for you to take this stick, and beat me half to death!" | 209 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2016-10-17T17:30:44 | A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American School. A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American school ... Teacher : Whats your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, you are in America now so from now on your name is Johnny. The boy went home after his school ended and his mother asks him "How was the day Nadir?" Boy : Mom, I am an American now, so call me Johnny. The boy's Mom and Dad both get offended and beat him up. Next day he goes back to school all bruised ... Teacher : What happened Johnny ? Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists. | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2017-05-24T22:20:51 | We had a lesson about surface tension in science class today. It was a little over the top. | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-04-18T16:46:49 | What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-03-17T06:58:25 | What is the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke? The difference is always a parent | 283 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-01-23T23:47:06 | What do you get when you cross a prostitute with an engineer? A fucking know it all. | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2017-11-25T17:12:45 | It was a rough day when the shelf collapsed at the gun shop.. The stocks plummeted.. | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-02-02T08:11:09 | You already know the punchline. What is the worst part about time travelling jokes? | 1,434 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2015-10-07T18:20:39 | My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual. | 32 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2014-08-18T15:36:23 | Friendly like talking | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2019-10-05T02:55:44 | What did the Mexican say to the professor when he told him to turn in his essay? “I ain’t no snitch” | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2017-04-29T03:17:22 | How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2014-11-20T01:23:27 | My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me "There are plenty more in the sea." | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-05-11T03:54:40 | I was asked at a recent job interview if I could perform under pressure I said I don't know that one but I could have a fair go at Bohemian Rhapsody.. | 66 | 0 | 0 | 1 | label |
2012-10-07T16:36:25 | What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer. | 30 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-12-28T13:09:29 | I asked the hairdresser to cut my hair like Elvis. Stupid bastard started dancing around the shop. | 307 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2015-04-07T07:31:25 | How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-10-19T15:43:37 | When is a door not a door? When its ajar | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-12-14T18:39:34 | Why are they callers"seat warmers" in your car? Because “rear defroster” was already taken. | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-11-24T23:35:23 | People complain about stoners using /r/trees rather than tree lovers. But I don't see anyone bitching about assholes using /r/atheism | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2018-07-26T16:19:34 | I caught my wife using Tinder last night. Needless to say, I swiped left on that cheating bitch. | 3,309 | 0 | 1 | 0 | label |
2019-03-30T08:36:14 | How many flies foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there! | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-06-06T08:53:35 | What do Seasons 1-5 of GOT and The Lion King prove? Sometimes the greatest stories of our time have a healthy dose of incest | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2019-01-24T08:12:24 | My ex-wife just texted me, “I wish you were here” She does this every time she’s in a cemetery. | 39 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-10-18T12:46:11 | The apple Guy goes to a bar and orders a rum and coke. The bartender hands him an apple. Guy says WTF and the bartender insists, Just Taste It! Guy bites it and it tastes like rum! The bartender says Now Turn It Around. The guy does and it tastes like coke! The guy is amazed and chomps away Another guy comes in, orders and gin and tonic and the bartender hands him an apple. The first guy says Just Try It, Its Worth It. Second guy tries it and it tastes like gin! The bartender tells him to turn it around. He does and it tastes like tonic! Cool! The guys are enjoying their apples when a third guys comes in. First guys says, order anything, this bartender has apples that taste like anything you want. Third guys says, Oh Yeah, got one that tastes like vagina? The bartender hands him an apple. The third guy bites in and yells Damn! This apple tastes like shjt! To which the bartender replies "Turn It Around! | 124 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-07-08T23:39:49 | What do you call a street performer that gives lap dances? An organ grinder. | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2013-03-17T15:29:55 | So a pope, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar... He asks for a drink. ^^^^Take ^^^^as ^^^^much ^^^^time ^^^^as ^^^^you ^^^^need ^^^^to ^^^^think ^^^^about ^^^^it... | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | label |
2014-04-12T03:34:17 | People have always told me, "Shoot for the stars" So I became a celebrity hitman | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-10-16T00:52:02 | DONT HIT THE BALL!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussywillows." The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!" | 18 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2012-11-27T20:09:34 | Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C# | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-10-25T16:04:33 | How do hillbilly gourds reproduce? They pump kin. | 15 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-12-13T23:07:56 | I bought my friend an elephant for their room They said, "Thanks." "Don't mention it," I answered. | 313 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-01-15T14:54:41 | I am quitting alcohol for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong I am quitting. Alcohol for a month. | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-06-13T20:24:04 | What is a big dinner for a cannibal? A three-corpse meal. | 19 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-06-05T19:05:56 | The age ol' question If Jack helps you off your horse, do you help Jack off his horse? | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2016-08-15T11:35:59 | A model asked a painter girl "Why do you always paint me in black and white" "There is no u in color" She said | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2017-06-02T13:18:20 | They say when confronted by a bear, the best thing to do is play dead, so when I came face to face with one in the woods the other day, I accidentally played dad instead... Now it can ride a bike without training wheels... | 24 | 0 | 0 | 1 | label |
2015-01-23T00:21:42 | What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger. | 16 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-09-13T02:53:17 | What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Dr. Pokemon. | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-02-20T17:20:26 | The Local Rural Police Station is in need of a new investigator A small rural town is in need of a new investigator. The sheriff decided that easiest solution to this would be to hold an interview/tryout for the position where they can pick the best suited candidate to be trained. They put up a huge sign advertising the position and the interview sessions for Sunday morning. Sunday morning comes and when the sheriff walks into the office the secretary points to him that they've got 3 people waiting in the lobby to audition for the role of investigator. The sheriff goes into the next room and calls the first guy in; "Hey sheriff, I've been wanting to be a investigator since I could first walk and -" The sheriff interrupts him and hands him a folder and tells him that his is a man wanted for robberies around town, how would you personally find and stop him. After opening the folder the applicant says, "Oh that's sheriff!, hes only got one eye, I would just have a look out for a guy one eye." The sheriff rips the folder from the guy and looks at it. "You idiot, this picture in her is a profile view! Get the hell out here !" Sheriff calls in the next guy and explains the same thing to him In less than 2 minutes the guy hands the folder back to the sheriff. "I'm surprised you have had trouble catching this guy sheriff, the guys only got one eyebrow! How hard can that be!?" ".... its a profile view you dunce" The sheriff is blown away by the stupidly of his town and tells the guy to get the hell out of his office The sheriff calls in the third guy. "Look the last two idiots really blew this interview - please just think carefully about this." The sheriff hands him the folder and he starts studying everything very carefully. The applicant is in there for about 20-30 minutes studying this file. The sheriff has fallen asleep as this guy examines everything until he states, "I think I got it Sheriff... This man wears contacts; there are 3 shops around town were this man would have to come to get his contacts, if we can set up surveillance at those 3 shops we got our guy!" The sheriff is surprised. He excuses himself to go check the guys medical records in the next room and comes back to room with the applicant. "How did you know the guy wears contacts? That wasn't even in the folder I gave you?" The guy replies, " Oh its easy sheriff, hes only got 1 ear, so there is now way he can wear glasses!" | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-01-16T04:32:59 | [NSFW] If Dolores O'Riordan comes back from the dead... does that make her a zo-ohm-bie, zo-ohm-bie, zo-ohm-bie eh eh eh? yeah i know it's too soon | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2019-03-21T00:56:34 | Which university has the most students alert to social injustices? Woke Forest | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-02-06T12:12:16 | My family's last name is 'Expectation' The entire family is currently in the hospital because of my stepdad, he started with me and said that for once in his life he'd beat all expectations | 15 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2018-02-01T18:49:04 | Worker at a lumber yard retires. The worker left at least once a week from the yard with a wheelbarrow full of sawdust. Every time he did the security guard would do a thorough check to try to catch him stealing. He never found anything. At the retirement party the guard asks the worker for the truth with no consequences, "what were you stealing all these years?" The worker says, WHEELBARROWS. | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2013-01-05T00:52:09 | Idiots A wife is sitting at home when a breaking news report appears on the TV stating there is a deranged man driving 100 mph on the freeway against traffic during rush hour. Remembering that this is the same route her husband drives home on a daily basis, the shocked and terrified woman quickly grabs the phone and dials her husband... "Hello?" "Honey I just saw on the news that some idiot is flying at 100 mph against the traffic. Please be careful!" "One idiot?! There are thousands of them!!!!" | 410 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2018-12-02T16:49:57 | What do you call a gang member with a broken leg? A cripple | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2018-04-04T15:07:51 | A new jokes store opens up in town. A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bars". "Excuse me, sir, is there anything I can help you find?" said one of the store clerks from behind him. "Oh, uh, yeah," the customer said, startled. He looked around him quickly and picked up one of the newer-looking tricks. "What does this do?" he asked. The store clerk replied, "Oh, that?" She picked it up and spun it around her finger - or attempted to. "It's a Fidget Spinner Joke. You can try as hard as you want, but it will never spin." He laughed. "That sounds hilarious! What does this one do?" "That's our Padlock Joke - it will never open with any key ever, even the one that's provided with it." "Cool! Can you tell me about these?" And so it went on and on as he asked the poor shopkeeper about what seemed like every new item in the store, until he came back to the wall of sweets. "What about these Chirp Chocolates?" he asks. "Well," says the worker, somehow still keeping her energy up, "If you eat one, it'll make you chirp like a bird for a whole minute." "That's hilarious!" laughs the boy. "Do these Hoot Gummies make you hoot like an owl?" She nodded. "And these Squeaking Marshmallows? And- hey, what's this?" He reached into the large container of wrapped mints and pulled out a brightly-colored fishing reel that had a very tiny handle. The clerk takes it from him, and sighs, "Oh, darn... I forgot to sort these again last night - it feels like every time I come back our Reel Joke's always hiding in the Caw Mints." | 6,542 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-09-17T09:17:52 | I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack And buried him in it. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | label |
2018-08-04T11:26:43 | Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit. | 6,530 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2017-06-13T15:45:37 | Xbox one:Help I am on fire. I need an ambulance Ps4: Wait I am calling one. Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-08-12T11:08:36 | How do you get Donald Trump to change a light bulb? You tell him it was put there by Obama. | 170 | 1 | 0 | 0 | label |
2018-01-28T15:30:19 | This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?" "Not much, what's up with you?" | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-08-07T14:33:02 | Ahoy Matey! There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants." | 10 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2016-04-18T23:59:56 | A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-03-02T06:20:58 | Ole wakes up one morning, remembering that it's his and Lena's 25th wedding anniversary. Ole punches Lena in the arm. Lena awakes and asks, "What was that for?" Ole says, "That's for 25 years of bad sex!" Lena then punches Ole in the arm. Ole asks, "Why did you hit me?" Lena says, "That's for knowing the difference!" | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2017-07-26T16:44:51 | Wanna see something funny? Something funny | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | label |
2019-09-19T16:58:25 | What's the difference between pasta and my church's pastor? I want to eat pasta, I don't want to eat the pastor out | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2019-07-04T13:59:39 | What is similar between a pregnant 13-years old girl and the fetus? Both of them are thinking "FRAK! My mom is going to kill me!". | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | label |
2018-12-22T18:31:03 | What is a gay banker's favorite Christmas movie? Homo Loan 2 ​ | 190 | 1 | 0 | 0 | label |
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🃏 Labelled r/Jokes Dataset
A dataset of Reddit jokes from r/Jokes annotated with humor, offensiveness, and sentiment using large language models (LLMs).
📊 Dataset Overview
- LLM-Labeled Subset (Mistral-7B): 55,278 jokes
- Model-Predicted Subset (Fine-tuned RoBERTa): 518,124 jokes
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📄 Column Descriptions
| Column | Description |
|---|---|
date |
Date the joke was posted on Reddit (r/Jokes) |
joke |
The full text of the joke |
score |
Number of upvotes received in the subreddit |
humor |
Binary label: 1 = humorous, 0 = not humorous |
offensiveness |
Binary label: 1 = offensive, 0 = not offensive |
sentiment |
Sentiment score: -1 = negative, 0 = neutral, 1 = positive |
source |
Indicates labeling source: llm (Mistral-7B) or roberta (fine-tuned RoBERTa) |
💡 Use Cases
- Humor detection and classification
- Offensive content moderation
- Sentiment-aware joke recommendation
- Multi-label text classification tasks
🚀 Usage
This dataset was used to fine-tune the RoBERTa model available here:
👉 SajilAwale/FunnyModel
📝 Source
Original joke dataset: rJokesData GitHub Repository
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