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15407
so ah that was fun
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well not necessarily
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because when we looked at the video when he got back we saw minutes of this
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you all have a piece of cardboard and a piece of paper
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15411
but as they learn to become adults they become much more sensitive to the opinions of others and they lose that freedom and they do start to become embarrassed
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15412
he knew that friendship is a short cut to play
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15413
or even in the swiss office of which perhaps has the most wacky ideas of all
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its a toy its called a finger blaster
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and im going to run a little experiment
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and a reason for that we want to settle on an answer
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and this openness is the beginning of exploratory play
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and no problem but unfortunately continuing with the scientific examination of this painting came out that rafael did not paint the unicorn did not paint the puppy dog actually left the painting unfinished so all this writing about the exotic symbol of the unicorn unfortunately is not very reliable
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15423
you see the geniality of his creation right directly on the ground layer of the panel and see this cool thing finding i should rather say an elephant
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15424
these are the original windows of the hall of the sala grande
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15425
many political reasons
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15426
note the textbook the sage on the stage and the sleeping guy in the back
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15427
we were thrilled to have that kind of audience and just a bit terrified that we hadn't finished preparing the class yet
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15428
but if you can do it any time that means you can do it tomorrow and if you can do it tomorrow well you may not ever get around to it
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15430
and that's exactly what we were aiming for
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15431
we mostly avoid questions like here's a formula now tell me the value of y when x is equal to two
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15432
sebastian and i have forgotten some of that
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15456
it's cold it's eerie it's misty it might be raining and you might be standing on the shores of lake michigan brimming with paint thinner
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15458
so this is the picture you would have at the window of airlines as you fly across the surface of titan
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15460
and we have been to saturn before we visited saturn in the early but our investigations of saturn have become far more in depth in detail since the cassini spacecraft traveling across interplanetary space for seven years glided into orbit around saturn in the summer of and became at that point the farthest robotic outpost that humanity had ever established around the sun
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15463
this haze is ubiquitous
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15464
for example in polite requests if someone says if you could pass the guacamole that would be awesome we know exactly what he means even though that's a rather bizarre concept being expressed
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15465
it would be a real shame if something happened to it we understand that as a veiled threat rather than a musing of hypothetical possibilities
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15466
now this is one model of how language comes to be namely it's legislated by an academy
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15467
let me start off with a technical problem in language that i've worried about for quite some time and indulge me in my passion for verbs and how they're used
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15470
now picture yourself in a driverless car in the year sitting back and watching this vintage video
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15474
when we asked people whether they would purchase such cars they said absolutely not
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15476
so to use the sheep metaphor it's like we now have electric sheep that have a mind of their own
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15477
now the way we think about this problem matters
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15479
says the car should follow utilitarian ethics it should take the action that will minimize total harm even if that action will kill a bystander and even if that action will kill the passenger
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15480
now if each farmer brings a certain number of sheep let's say three sheep the land will be rejuvenated the farmers are happy the sheep are happy everything is good
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15482
and we vary the ages and even the species of the different victims
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15483
in the isaac asimov wrote his famous laws of robotics the three laws of robotics
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15489
because your companies will always take away your life but they can never take away your vacation in theory
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15490
so i went and bought khaki shorts or whatever and unfortunately their branding was all about keep it simple
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15491
it's not very simple a little bit confusing
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15493
so i'm mostly driving along okay and then i saw this sign
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15494
modernism means white box and it's a perfect white box
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and this also happened so i have five daughters now
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15496
school was great and maybe going to school helped me get to this media lab place i'm not sure
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15497
eye candy sort of pejorative don't you think so i say no i make eye meat instead
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15498
what if i make like a car crash test so i have a crash test
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15500
paint is a very simple way to paint with
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15502
end of story
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15503
it doesn't make any sense
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15504
as you age from infant age your vision gets better and maybe in your late teens early twenties you're looking for a mate and your vision goes after that
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15505
it's kind of a book about questions questions about simplicity
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it's a very simple kind of food
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15508
this amazing person muriel cooper
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when you have mentors and yesterday kareem abdul jabbar talked about mentors these people in your life the problem with mentors is that they all die
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and because of that i always wondered about this human thing
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now humans are catching up
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i spent my entire early career making complex stuff
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i did this series of calendars for shiseido
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and so i made a lot of these types of things
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so to get off the tree i began to use my old computers
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15518
it's sort of a midwest cornfield out of french fries
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it's a very short simple book
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15520
the three keys are easy to eat so this is cooked already so easy to eat
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they want the big cookie
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15523
you've got to shine blue light on the kid
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ok we'll figure that out
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15525
if you try to put more than one kid in you're stacking them on top of each other
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last story here i've got a friend in india who told me that you haven't really tested a piece of electronic technology for distribution in asia until you've trained a cockroach to climb in and pee on every single little component on the inside
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15527
those poor ants
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15528
so this is a newborn intensive care unit in nepal
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keeping a baby warm for a week that's not rocket science
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15530
so the idea here is unlike the concept car we want to marry something beautiful with something that actually works
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we wanted to make beautiful things that are going to make the world a better place and i don't think this kid was even in it long enough to get warm
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15533
those decisions are made by the ministry of health or by foreign donors and it just kind of shows up
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he'd spent dollars to buy a website that exclusively featured women having sex on top of or inside of luxury sports cars
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it's a lot harder than you might think
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15556
this is amazing
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15557
what would you say to people who think that dick cheney's really something else
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15558
i can see you
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15559
the wiretap on your line got a little interfered with for a moment
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15560
it's a lot warmer
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15561
but when i think about it this isn't the question that we should be struggling with
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15562
i wouldn't use patriot and i wouldn't use traitor
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but there are also things that go too far
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we've never seen any evidence of even a single instance of specific harm and because of that i'm comfortable with the decisions that i made
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15565
that allows sort of a warrantless wiretapping mass surveillance of the entire country's phone records things like that who you're talking to when you're talking to them where you traveled
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it's fine
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15567
they almost never do more than that
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it's okay you want to pay billion dollars for dark urine i'm totally with you
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so we run away from it and where do we run we leap into the arms of big placebo
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15570
there wasn't any cantaloupe
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15571
so after this amazingly fun conversation you might want to say so you still want to get in this ridiculous time machine and go forward absolutely
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15572
i don't know
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15573
it's because possibilities on this planet they don't go back they go forward
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so there better be a nine at the beginning of my death number
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it reshaped the demography of the globe in a way that no war ever has
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they've been a problem for me since as far back as i can remember first when i was just a little baby tomboy and then later as a masculine appearing predominantly estrogen based organism
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i've been stared at screamed at whispered about and one time i got smacked in the face by a little old lady's purse that from the looks of the shiner i took home that day i am pretty certain contained at least dollars of rolled up small change and a large hard candy collection
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15581
she told me camouflage
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i said yes i had but not for a really long time
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